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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Book Exchange provides alternative hi; U'An I\lAifAw 1 l... i 11 i « by Ken Meyer Editor Business has been booming at the Campus Book Exchange since registration started Jan. 12. The Exchange offers students a chance to save money buying textbooks, a welcome relief to students who are forced to pay a $23 tuition surcharge and inflated costs at the bookstore. The semester - old Exchange, located in the Level 1 WLLC concourse near the bookstore, has been attracting crowds of book buyers and sellers most of the hours it has been open. The Exchange, operated by the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (PSGA), is taking a chunk out of the bookstore's business. The bookstore, operated by Follett, Inc., has been under fire recently and alternative ways of running the bookstore are being considered (see accompanying story). Follett's contract with Parkside expires after this semester. They are able to charge 5% over a book's list price because they operated at a loss for two years. PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama, who is the manager of the Exchange, described one common type of customer: a student who has purchased a textbook at the bookstore who stops by the Exchange to see if they have the book. If they have it, he/she checks out the price, returns the book to the bookstore for a refund and then purchases it at the Exchange. Tim Zimmer, the only paid worker at the Exchange, described another type of customer — a student who purchases whatever books he/she can at the Exchange and then says, "Well, I have to go to Shopko now." This, is how the Exchange works: a student gives a book to the Exchange and it is put on a shelf until another student buys it. The buyer pays 65% of the list price, even if the book is used. The Exchange keeps 10% (or 6.5% of the list price) for operating expenses. The remainder (59.5% of list price) is then returned to the student who gave the book to the Exchange. This system is more advantageous for both the buyer and the seller than going to the bookstore, which buys books back at 50% of the price it was last sold (used or new) and then sells it at 75% of the same price. Although the Exchange is competitive with the bookstore, that is only the case with used books, said Slama, because the Exchange doesn't deal with new books. "But if we had the books to sell, we would sell them easily," she said. "We're doing probably 70 or more percent of our business on introductory - type courses," said Zimmer. "It's a haven for freshBookstore Committee Options weighed by Pat Hensiak A recent Bookstore Committee meeting led to the approval of a "report on bookstore options." The report was developed by a small group of Parkside people consisting of Nicholas Burkel, Chancellor Guskin's executive assistant; Jim Kreuser, PSGA President; Linda Henderson, administrative intern; Dave Holle, Campus Controller; and Thomas Moore, Assistant Professor of Sociology. The task of this committee was to come up with a recommendation that would solve the bookstore problem. The report at the meeting suggested that the university should follow a strategy of submitting the bookstore contract to competitive bidding by outside vendors. At the same time, advertising for a bookstore manager who would run the bookstore as a university - run operation would take place. The bids for the bookstore are tentatively due Feb. 10 and 11. The university is under no obligation to accept the bids. The university has the right to reject all of the bids if the bids are not in the best interest of the state. STUDENTS crowd Campus Book Exchange to buy and sell books. Photo by Steve Myers men out there . . . and they're getting all their books from us." Slama noted that a problem with upper - level courses is that students tend to keep their books from those courses. Another problem, she said, is that upper - level textbooks often change from year to year. One unexpected business, according to Zimmer, was the large number of students bringing books to the Exchange to be sold. The bookstore only buys back books at the end of the semester. "What's been happening," said Slama, "is we deplete our inventory, we fill it, deplete it, and fill it. It's just a constant circle. I think that whoever is setting up the new rules for the bookstore is going to have to realize that there is a market for buying books back during the year and not just at the end of the year." Slama and Zimmer summed up > their feelings about the service the Exchange provides to students. "I feel that setting this up was something that this school really, really needed," said Slama. "It's taken off and it's worked. I really feel good about it." Said Zimmer: "(We're providing an alternative source of going to the bookstore because you know everybody really dreads going into that bookstore and paying the prices that they're paying. If we can setup something like this and allow them to come to us and get a better deal, it makes you feel good." Many students share that good feeling, too — e specially in their pocketbooks. Ranger Editor Helgeson resigns Guskin to stay at Parkside Parkside Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, who was a finalist for the presidency of Temple University in Philadelphia, was notified that the Temple Board of Trustees has selected Peter J. Liacouras, 50, Dean of Temple's Law School, to be the university's new president. Guskin was one of three finalists at Temple, which is one of the country's largest and most comprehensive urban universities. ' Guskin said the decision to choose an internal candidate surprised him and others close to the scene. "There had been very strong indications throughout the process that Temple would go outside for their new president," he said. "Obviously the Board was persuaded otherwise." Guskin said he had "mixed emotions" over the outcome but "was relieved that the situation was resolved." "The challenge was very appealing, but the process has been very distracting to me, my family and the university. As I said when my candidacy became publicly known, leaving Parkside and Wisconsin would have been a very difficult personal and professional decision. I love it here and my only desire now is to get on with our work at this university." Ginger Helgeson Ginger Helgeson officially resigned as Editor of Ranger at Monday's Ranger Board of Directors meeting. Elected to replace her was Ken Meyer, who was Editor last year and News Editor last semester. "In short," read Helgeson's resignation notice, "neither the salary nor the creative challenge of the position has proven to be worth the time and energy I find I have had to put into the job. "I would like at this time to thank all of last semester's Ranger staffers for their help and support," concluded the resignation notice. Meyer expressed his disappointment in Helgeson's resignation. "It's a shame she had to resign," he said. "Under her editorship last semester the paper was the best it has ever been in its 10 years of existence. "This semester might be the roughest semester ever," continued Meyer, "because a few other key people aren't returning. We'll also have a tough time in trying to maintain our independence." Meyer hopes that students, staff and faculty will support Ranger in its efforts to serve Parkside. "We'll do the best we can with what we have," he said, "but we'll need the help of others — e ven if the help is only support — if we want to keep things the way they should be." Chancellor Alan Guskin INSIDE . . . Editorial: Union closed during finals?! Christmas movies reviewed Mens § womens basketball Thursday, January 21, 1982 Competes with bookstore W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Vol. 10 - No. 15 2 Thursday, January 21,1982 RANGER Editorials Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. icocoooa «ccoc< KEVIN P ETERS, SALEM INDEPENDENT SENTINEL, MR. SECRETARY. HOW CAN WE JUSTIFY SANCTIONS AGAINST T HE U .S.S.R. OVER THE POLISH C RACKDOWN WHEN W E SUPPORT RE PRES3IVE R EGIMES IN CHILE, THE PHILLIPINES, AND SOUTH Good job, Book Exchange Our heartiest congratulations go out to the PSGA-run Campus Book Exchange, which met with prosperous business during registration last week and the first days of classes this week. The success of the Book Exchange hinges on the strong dissatisfaction of many students with the campus bookstore. The bookstore is operated by Follett, Inc. and its contract with Parkside expires after this semester. Chancellor Guskin has expressed his position that the university will operate the bookstore if that is what's necessary in order to have a satisfactory bookstore. We applaud Guskin's stand on this issue and we congratulate the Campus Book Exchange for filling the void created by the bookstore not satisfying the majority of the students. Union closed during finals?! The last three days of final exams last fall semester (Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, Dec. 21, 22 and 23) made many students angry. Not because they had tough exams, but because they discovered the Union Square and the Rec Center were closed. Union administrators gave two reasons for deciding to close the Union Square and Rec Center: the final exam week was interrupted by a weekend and the exam schedule indicated that there wouldn't be enough students to warrant keeping them open. The decision to close the Union Square and Rec Center was wrong on both counts. A week of final exams is a week of final exams whether or not there is a two-day break in the middle. Also, there were many people at school those last three days of finals, especially Monday and Tuesday The number of people in the Coffee Shoppe area alone would have filled a sizeable portion of the Union Square. And considering that almost every group of people had beer, wine and/or champagne, many drinks would have been purchased at the Union Square — if it was open. In a time of tight money, it would seem natural for administrators to try to generate as much revenue as possible. But in this case Union administrators showed poor judgement and ignored the possibility of making some money — not to mention providing a service to the students and faculty and staff at the same time. Hopefully next time will be different. YOUNG M\N, I'M NO T GOINQ T O DIGNITY-LEND THAT Q jJERY WITH E VEN A C RYPTIC REPLY.' I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME W E STOPPED THE USE OF THIS CRITICAL MODE OF POLICY ASSESSMENT^ k YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HYPOCRITICIZED MORALITY AND THIS TOOTHBRUSH AND CLEAN EVERY COM­ MODE IN THIS UNIT ^ WITH THEM! A ND I WANNA Editor's column by Ken Meyer Editor Boy, what a difference a month makes. I never expected to be writing any more Editor's columns (at least not for Ranger, that is), but due to unforeseen circumstances, I am again Editor. This semester will be an interesting one to say the least. Over semester break, Ranger lost its Editor, Ad Manager and other staff members. What a pity that is because last semester's Ranger was the best it has ever been in the history of Parkside. That's not just my opinion but also that of the many people who complimented our noticeable improvement last semester. But (there's always a but) that may all change. Our staff has been so drastically reduced that it will be tough to maintain last semester's excellence. But we'll try and, hopefully, we'll succeed. That will only be possible if we Here we go again receive help. Students can help us and themselves in many ways by joining our staff. For example, we offer a 15% commission to advertising salespersons, and ads are the lifeline of any newspaper. There are also two paid positions currently open — that of Advertising Manager and News Editor. If anyone feels qualified for either position, feel free to come to Ranger office and talk to me. The application deadline is Friday, Jan. 29. Another change this semester will be in the rates for classified advertising. It was announced in the last issue in December that the rate for 10 words or less would decrease from 50 cents to 30 cents. That has changed again. We now offer one free classified ad (10 words or less) per week to Parkside students, faculty and staff. Additional ads will cost 50 cents for 10 words or less. One more quick point: please let us know if you feel something should be brought to the attention of the entire Parkside populous. If you have an opinion about an issue, let us hear your views in a letter to the editor. We want to hear from you; that's why we're here. From the Files 10 years ago "SGA Book Exchange Successful Despite Handicaps," by Marc Eisen The university bookstore's monopoly on selling books to UWP students was jolted twice last week as the Parkside Book Exchange opened last Friday with unexpected success, and as Attorney Jay Schwartz told Student Government leaders he would be willing to sue the University and the bookstore in the event negotiations with them fell through. The Book Exchange, despite a minimum of pu blicity and opening Friday, after the bulk of registration was over, had over $350 in sales, with another $100 estimated in sales made before the books could be processed. The organizers said that 80 people brought books in to be sold. They estimated 400 people stopped in during the day. The exchange was organized jointly by students Fred Zievers and Tom Werbie along with Student Government. The success of the Book Exchange surprised most of its organizers. They noted the handicaps — the refusal of the University to allow them to hold it on campus, the lack of organization, the lack of publicity, the fact it was held after most students had registered and many had already bought their books, the difficulty of obtaining a book list, and the famed apathy of Parkside students. —Newscope, Jan. 17, 1972 5 years ago — "Bookstore Bungles?," by Christopher Clausen In the past the Parkside Bookstore has been the subject of criticism from both students and faculty. Charges of unjustified high prices and sloppy management have been leveled consistently with little done to probe these charges. This semester less than 25% of the books ordered have arrived as of Thursday, Jan. 13. In an interview with Ranger, bookstore manager Paul Hoffman commented on some of these questions as well as others: RANGER: How do you determine your prices? HOFFMAN: For new books we use the publisher's suggested retail price. For the used books we raise the price by 25% from the price we paid for them to cover expenses and make a profit. RANGER: What is the reason(s) behind the current lack of books for this semester? HOFFMAN: Well, we had several late requests turned in by the faculty and the weather has not helped for deliveries either. There are other reasons but they will come out later. —Ranger, Jan. 19, 1977 I year ago — "Students applaud surcharge withdrawal" President O'Neil's decision to withdraw a request for a second $30 surcharge on University of Wisconsin student tuition will avoid the problem of harming access to the UW System for the students, but creates new problems of determining where the budget axe will fall, said Kim Kachlemyer, President of United Council, the statewide UW student lobby. The students do not blame the Regents or administration for trying to avoid cutting spending, said Kachlemyer, but do not believe that another surcharge would have been fair to the students, who already accepted 20 percent of the burden of the cutback with a first semester surcharge. "We blame a politically gutless state government which found it politically easy to give away $942 million in tax revenue and now can't find $10 million to save its own university," said Kachlemyer. —Ranger, Jan. 22. 1981 ATTENTION BUSINESS STUDENTS DO Y OU — N EED BUSINESS EXPERIE NCE? CAN YOU — FUNCTION IN A SALES EN VIRONMENT? COULD Y OU — MANAGE A SALES TEAM? OU R ADV E RTISING MAN AG E R EARN ED OVER $500 IN COMMISSION ALONE. Applications now being accepted for: ADVERTISINC MANAGER (This is a paid postion) Appl ications are also being accepted for NEWS E DITOR v*,r,.-rlkli 0BENTAILS ASSIGNING, EDITING AND WRITING NEWS STORIESON VARIOUS CAMPUS EVENTS Salary-12hrs./wk.,:$3.35 per hour Contact Editor Ken Meyer at Ranger Office WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe) Ranger is an equal opportunity employer Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Andy Buchanan Juli Janovicz ganger Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Business Manager Distribution Manager ~ „ STAFF Edrnar^° npat'iHensiak0 ' .""T?' DeLuisa< *achry ° f UW P a r k si d e a n d , h eV solely RANGER isVpr rLT e hdVthe UnVo^ciope^aliv^'pJbrsh 6 ^^' ^J'" 9 ^ h0,idays ' Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141. dressed ,0; Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW paper with one^inch margins 3CAn P 1 ettnr = * ype *""' f,en ' doublespaced on standard size eluded for verification™' 9 '" 5 ' A" ' e ' ,erS must be si 9 ned and a telephone number inNair.es will be withheld for valid reasons. reserves all ed/toria? pr^leqes^in9 ri>T' I™ l ? ublica,ion on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content Pr ' Vlle9es in re ' uS'"9 to print letters which contain false or Prof. McKeown dies RANGER Thursday, January 21,1982 nrnf E' McKeOWn, professor of sociology at Parkside died Dec. 13 in Chicago. A private burial service was u 2 m Chicag° for Prof. rh t° WnV62 ' 1469 N" Sherida " Ka., Kenosha, who died at Billings hospital where he had been hospitalized for Several weeks. A memorial service also was held at the University of Chicago's Bond Chapel Dec. 19. Prof McKeown joined the Parkside faculty in 1970, c oming from DePaul University where he chaired the sociology department from 1962-70. A s cholarship fund is being established in his name at Parkside. Prof. McKeown received his PhD in sociology from the University of Chicago in 1949 He also taught at St. Xavier College and New Mexico Highlands University. At both DePaul and Parkside his career was marked by strong commitment to community service. He was active as a volunteer in a wide range of service organizations in Racine and Kenosha dealing with social, political and humanitarian concerns. He encouraged students to become involved in community affairs and established a course on community volunteerism. This popular course gave students the opportunity to work as volunteers in many human service agencies in Racine and Kenosha. In addition to his service and teaching accomplishments, his career was distinguished by his scholarship. He was the author of numerous articles in professional journals, monographs and books. His research and writing covered a wide range of topics including juvenile delinquincy and criminal justice, aging, urban politics, social theory and race relations. He recently completed the manuscript for a high school sociology text which will be published next year. Prof. James McKeown Club Events Women in Business Women in Business has many events planned and hopes to get off to a good start by encouraging all interested students to attend the first meeting Feb. 1 in the Business Conference Room (Moln 327) at 1 p.m. Before last semester ended, Carla Thomas was elected President because former President . Barb Kingery graduated. All other offices have remained the same; however, elections for next semester will start in a month. Some future events are: a bake sale Jan. 25 from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on the main concourse near the library and a Phi Gamma informal meeting Jan. 30 t o decide whether they should become a chapter. The meeting will be held in the Faculty Lounge (Moln 111) from 1 t o 3 p.m. MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE There's an endless frontier of need out there, stretching from the Sahara to the Andes to the Atolls of the South Pacific. In 20 years, 80,000 Peace Corps volunteers have traveled to all of them, to work with people in over 60 countries. They've done everything from helping villagers dig wells and build houses, to teaching them languages and skilled trades, to giving advice on farming and health care. Join a phenomenal tradition. The difference is a better world, and a better you. BOOTH ON CONCOURSE, MARCH 30 & 31. Interviews in Placement Office, MARCH 31. Special counseling offered I „, c t s£tt? Do you need help. — to develop assertive skills? — to develop dating skills? — t o overcome public speaking anxiety? — to quit smoking? — to overcome a specific non - social- fear (such as fear of heights, water activities, driving, bees, etc)? Special group counseling programs are being offered this semester to Parkside students (and others) concerned with any of these problems. The programs are sponsored by psychology professor William Morrow. Students in his class in Behavioral Counseling will conduct the groups under his supervision. The programs are free and open to all. The programs will employ structured counseling and training procedures which have been found in controlled studies to be relatively effective for the particular problems. Each program will involve six to 10 counseling / training sessions, plus homework activities. Sign-up cards to register for any of these programs are available at the Main Place Information Kiosk and the Information Kiosk. Those interested are asked to sign up by Friday, Feb. 5, 1982. Auditions set Auditions for two plays for spring semester, The Land of The Dragon and A Thurber Carnival will be held in the Communication Arts Theater today (Thursday) and tomorrow at 3:30 p.m. No advanced preparation is required and anyone interested in acting in a show is invited to come. The Parkside Ranger has reduced its classified ad rates to students in an effort to make advertising more accessible to students. Ads to students were formerly free, until the beginning of this semester when a blanket fee of 50« per ten words was attached as part of general advertising rate increases. Students may now place classified ads at a rate of 35? per ten words. No advertising will be accepted that is deemed by the editor as defamatory in content. The reduced ad rate for students is the result of student request. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING — Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6 °68. WANTED NEED A RIDE from Lathrop and Taylor Monday through Thursday for 6-8:45 p. m. class. Will share expense. Call 554-0712. Ask for Medha. WANTED: sportswriters to cover various winter sports. Stop in or call Karen at the Ranger office, 553-2295. ALSO WANTED: News writers, feature writers, advertising salespersons, photographers, cartoonists. Don't be shy, stop by Ranger office right away III!! The office is next to the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. Ask for Ken. CRACKING A TOUGH JOB MARKET IN THE 80 V* A seminar by RODGER L. DE ROSE Manager, U.S. New Products, S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc. (UW-Parkside Graduate'72) Wednesday, January 27, 1982 Parkside Union, Rooms 104-106, 12-2 PJNA. • Campus Recruiting Techniques • The "In the Door" Interview • Now that You've Got the Job, "Plot a Route to the Top" Reservations requested by Jan. 26, 1982 CALL 553-2452 OR Stop in the Alumni & Placement Services Office, WLLC DI73 VALUABLE COUPON REDEEM IN THE REC CENTER DURING THE MONTH OF JANUARY AND RECEIVE ONE FREEGAMEOF BOWLING AND FREE SHOE RENTAL (RETAIL VALUE 95<) LIMITONE COUPON PER PERSON BOWLING STROLLIN' BOWLIN' BUCK Saw a 10% to 75% on. Art Supply Sale • UQUITEX OILS • TURPENTINE • PENCILS • PASTELS • SPEEDBALL ACRYLICS CONTE CRAYONS • CANVAS • PADS OF PAPER *ANK • SHEETS OF PAPER . ^t riSs • KNEADED ERASERS • PORTFOLIOS • STRETCHER BARS • CERAMIC TOOLS • CLAY • BRUSHES • TAPE • GLUE MAT BOARD • DRAWING BOARD • CALLIGRAPHY & LETTERING PENS & NIBS • Thursday, January 21, 1982 RANGER • • • "Reds" and "Ragtime" turn out to by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Christmas is a time for giving gifts, decorating trees, drinking booze and joining in general holidaic merrymaking with family and friends. It's also the time for buying the gifts, trees, decorations, booze, and all the other accruements necessary for having a good time over the holidays. Christmas is a time to spend money, and merchants know this. So do moviemakers, which is why we see some of the studios' most expensive and highly touted films released at this time of the year. The films of this past Christmas season did only moderate business box - office wise, but unlike many other years, there were several truly excellent offerings from Hollywood over the 1981 season. Ragtime There were very good and very bad Christmas' films, but "Ragtime" was one of the best of the lot. This latest film from Milos Forman stars, among others, Mary Steenburgen, Moses Gunn, and the legendary James Cagney. Based on the book by E.L. Doctorow, the film is an account of the scandals and controversies surrounding such famous (or infamous) figures as Harry K. Thaw, Evelyn Nesbit and Harry Houdini at the turn of the century. All the actors are terrifically cast — Marilyn McGovern is perfect as Evelyn Nesbit, as is Mary Steenburgen (one of my favorite actresses) in her role. But the highlight of the film has to be Howard E. Rollins' portrayal of Coalhouse Walker Jr., a young black musician - turned militant. Walker's frustration and anger for the racist society of turn - of - the - century America is heartbreak ingly communicated in an electrifyingly emotional performance, perfectly executed by ' Rolins every step of the way. In fact, without Rollin's performance, "Ragtime" might be somewhat devoid emotionally. The film follows the lives of many different people; Coalhouse Walker Jr. is the closest the film comes to having a central character. Add to that the fact that many of the characters are not in the least bit likeable, and the audience is left with very few characters to indentify and empa thasize with in the film. But Rollin's performance, combined with Forman's superb direction, leaves little room for doubt. "Ragtime" effectively captures the essence of America at that UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE ANNUAL SPRING BREAK - DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 12-22, 1982 *219 Complete VIA AIR-CONDITIONED, BATHROOM INCLUDES: • ROUND TRIP TRANSPORTATION EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE DELUXE OCEAN - SIDE PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & OTHER E XTRAS • FULLY E SCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL TAXES & HOTEL GRATUITIES SIGN CP NOW PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE, RM. 209, 8 A.M. - 4:30 P.M. MON. - FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 FIRST BUS FILLED —2ND FILLING FAST—LIMITED SPACE! time, America as seen through the eyes of philantropists, movie stars, and poor immigrants, just off ships from Europe. The film's cinematography is fantastic, and the score by Randy Newman ("Short People") is perfect for this film. Don't miss this one. Modern Problems Miss this one, though. "Modern Problems" isn't worth the film it's printed on, much less the admission price. The film, starring Chevy Chase, is the story of a mild mannered air traffic controller, who, while driving home one night, gets behind a truck carrying gallons of sickly green nuclear waste. Gobs of the goo spill out all over Chase, and the next morning he wakes up to discover that he has somehow acquired telekinetic powers from the iieluge of nuclear gook. A rediculous plot you say? Well, maybe so, but Chevy Chase and his co-stars could have possibly pulled it off, had they injected even a modicum of comic acting into the film. The film isn't in the least bit funny, or even entertaining for that matter. Time after time situations in the plot were presented that had the potential to be funny. I wanted to laugh when Chevy Chase had a radiation milkshake poured on him. I wanted to laugh when he walked unsuspectingly into a gay bar. But I could not bring myself to laugh, or even snicker, and that was all Chevy Chase's fault. He saunters through this movie as if his dog had just died, and displays about as much personality and comic wit as would a wet piece of cardboard. Maybe he thought the film was a bum deal, and wanted to get out as fast as he could. But he made it a bummer. Neighbors "Neighbors" is another case of comic mindfood turned sour. I walked into the film expecting something like the "Blues Brothers," you know, something funny. But instead I found a totally weird flick that was supposed to be funny, and that everyone kept telling me was funny. Oh, the film isn't totally terrible. John Belushi turns in a very good performance as Earl Keese, the quiet, middle - aged suburban homeowner, and Dan Akryoid as Captain Vic is at once obnoxious and loveable. The film does even find a few laughs, here and there. But I guess I was expecting some bellylaughs, the kind you get out of "Animal House" or "Blues Brothers." For me at least, "Neighbors" was just too weird to be very funny. Sharkey's Machine While "Neighbors" was something of a dissappointment, "Sharkey's Machine" was a very pleasant surprise. This latest Burt Reynolds film also stars Charles Durning, Brian Keith and Bernie Casey as a team of vice squad cops out to bust up a local prostitution ring. At the film's opening, Reynolds, as Sergeant Thomas Sharky is actually working in narcotics division, but is demoted to vice when he has a shoot - out with a drug dealer, and a civilian bus driver is * shot. Sharky resigns himself to a life of "Porkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Mlbe 8>iueet IHfoppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHYSWEETTOOTH 10 a. m. - 4 p. m Daily YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brittle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FRUITS & NUTS • Carribbean Delicacy • California Mix • Student Food • Sesame Seeds • Cashews • Blanched Peanuts • Spanish Peanuts • Pistachio Nuts • Fa• "incivy j MIVIixIAed tfU Nuts SPECIAL THRU JANUARY 40% OFF J^2j^L21£^g2gjyALTED MILK BALLS RANGER Thursday, January 21, 1982 5 be best films of the holiday season * * hustine hookers, perverts, and ' • busting hookers, perverts, and local riff - raff in vice squad, until he and his "machine," as vice is called, discover that a candidate for governor is having an extramarital affair with Dominoe, one of the $1000 a night prostitutes they have been following. As you might suspect, a whole conspiracy is eventually tracked into higher and higher eschelons of the city. Sharky falls in love with Dominoe, and lots of people end up getting killed, in order to silence the investigation. The plot is not exactly new or innovative, but the film works. Lots of well - paced, exciting action, is pitted with a dramatic, romantic love story, and with an occasional comic touch to top it off. The film isn't the usual silly drivel that Reynolds makes, in other words. All the actors tum in fine performances, one of the best being Bernie Casey's sensitive portrayal of Arch, one of the vice squad cops. Reynolds not only played his role as Sharky exceedingly well, he also directed the film. All in all, "Sharky's Machine" works and works well. This is the kind of film that Reynolds should be in. TAPS Taps "Taps" was a sad, tragic film, a hard one to watch. The film, starring George C: Scott and Timothy Hutton, is in the same genre as books like "Lord of the Flies," a tale of what happens when kids try to take things into their own hands, and run things as they see fit. In this case, the setting is Bunker Hill Military Academy, whose students, after finding out that the academy is to be closed, take over the school, as well as it's large supply of munitions, until the school's board of trustees agrees to negotiate with them on the sale of the school. Things go well at first. The boys are well versed in standard military procedure, and their takeover of the school is both organized and effective. But when the National Guard is called to the scene, we sense impending tragedy. George C. Scott is cast as KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5'/.% Interest H Your Dally Balance is s500.00 or Morel WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU CROW! General Bache, the old - soldier - in - residence at the school, who has influenced much of what Brian Moreland (Hutton), the school's senior ranking cadet, things about honor and courage. Moreland leads the takeover, following Bache's example of fighting for honor, and ideals. The obvious theme of the film is the difference that Moreland discovers between the glory of fighting for honor, and the cold, brutal reality of the death and destruction that comes out of war. The film's plot is not realistic, nor is it meant to be. It conveys its message well, in fact, all too effectively in the tragic conclusion. Not a fun film, not a great film, but perhaps an important one. Reds Last but not least is "Reds," the epic film that Warren Beatty not only starred in, but produced, directed, and co-wrote as well. The film, also starring Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson, is the story of American journalists Jack Reed and Louise Bryant, who became swept up in the Russian revolution of 1917. The film follows Reed and Bryant all over the world, in their trek from Greenwich Village to Russia, and back again. Beatty and Keaton, are superb as the two idealists, who, fed up with the wretched excesses of capitalism, turn to socialism, then to communism as a more humane form of government. Reed, in fact, becomes deeply involved in the communist revolution, and becomes an integral part of the political revolution that came into being during the early part of the century. Yet, for all they are worth, the politics serve only as a backdrop in "Reds." The heart of this film is its love story, the story of the on - again off - again relationship between Reed and Bryant. An epic film, but more importantly, a great love story. "Reds" is an excellent film, in the tradition of "Gone With the Wind." Beatty could have made this a lumbering, floundering ordeal, another "Heaven's Gate." But Keaton and Beatty hold this film together, with an undeniable on - screen chemistry that makes the love live. In an epic film such as this, audiences will feel they have lived it as well. Coming Ev ents Friday, Jan. 22 DANCE / CONCERT at 9 p. m. in Union Square featuring "Overkill". Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored bv PAB. Saturday, Jan. 23 CLASS "Balancing Personal Responsibilites: Managing Your Time" from 9 a. m. to 4 p. m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Wednesday, Jan. 27 WORKSHOP with Rodger De Rose of S. C. 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SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN PIZZA SPECIAL .75 to 1.25 OFF • BEER * SODA • WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE U NION Thursday, January 21,1982 RANGER Men's basketball Rangers even out over break by Doug Edenhauser The Parkside men's basketball team had a fairly even semester break by winning five games that they were pretty much expected to win, and by losing four games that they were pretty much expected to lose. They did, however, lose one game that they could have won even though they were underdogs. The break also saw the return to action of Chucky Perry, last year's freshman sensation. Perry was academically ineligible for the season's first seven games, but the way he played in the Ranger Classic and the games that followed made it look like he hadn't missed a minute. Arkansas, Dec. 10 The Rangers got in over their head in this one as they were handily defeated by Division I foe Arkansas by a 84-59 score. Senior guard Dave McLeish led the Ranger attack with 15 points, followed by Wilbert Webb's 13 and John Herndon's 12 points and 11 rebounds. Parkside was never in this one, as they trailed 41-30 a t halftime. Ranger guard Darron Brittman kept Arkansas from running away with the game in the first half with his quickness defensively, but fouled out with 13 minutes left to play in the game. Kansas State, Dec. 12 Parkside gave a tough Kansas State team a run for their money through much of the game before State pulled away to take an 83-63 decision. The Rangers cut an early 13 point deficit down to six for a 33-27 halftime score. Parkside kept coming to pull within four at 39-35 with 16 minutes remaining in the game, only to see their opponents pull away to the win. Center Wilbert Webb led the Rangers with 17 points, while freshman Cornell Saddler added 12 and John Herndon 10 points. Ferris State, Dec. 15 The Rangers, although tired after two tough losses on the road, were just too fast for Ferris State in a 63-59 home victory. Parkside led 34-27 a t halftime, but Ferris fought back to take a 51-50 lead with 5:30 left in the game. The Rangers put on a final spurt to take the victory, with Brittman scoring nine of his 17 points in the final stretch. Freshman Ray Duckworth added 17 points followed by Webb, who had 16 points and nine rebounds. Ranger Classic UW-Oshkosh, Dec. 28 Coach Steve Stephens led Parkside to the school's 200th victory as the Rangers qualified for the championship game for the fifth time in as many tries in this year's edition of the Ranger Classic by beating Oshkosh 79-76. This game marked the first time that last year's sensational guard, Chucky Perry, appeared in the Ranger lineup. He showed that he was ready to play as he led the Rangers with 23 points. Oshkosh didn't allow the Ranger victory to come easy. They led throughout most of the first half, and held on to take a 37-36 halftime lead. The Titans held a 62-52 lead late in the second half, but that didn't last long as the Rangers went on a 13 point scoring spurt to take a 65-62 lead that they never relinquished. Center Wilbert Webb followed Perry in Ranger scoring with 18 points and 13 rebounds, followed DO YOU NEED A ROOMMATE? Have you solved your housing needs? If you have any problems, please call SHIRLEY, PARKSIDE HOUSING OFFICE, 553-2320 ROOM 286 TALLENTHALL by Brittman's 16 points. Carthage College defeated Saginaw Valley 74-70 in double overtime in the other first round game to set up a cross town championship game. Carthage, Dec. 29 This year's championship game just didn't amount up to the battle it had appeared it would. Parkside used superior quickness and height to run circles around the Redmen as they handily defeated Carthage 89-60. Parkside used its three - guard offense to get out quicker on the fast break on offense without losing anything defensively. Perry earned tournament Most Valuable Player honors by leading all scorers with 22 p oints. Parkside destroyed Carthage in the rebounding department with a 66-40 advantage. Herndon led the assault by pulling down 18 boards to go along with 20 points. Webb added eight points and 16 rebounds. Saginaw Valley defeated Oshkosh 78-68 in the consolation game. UW-Platteville, Jan. 2 The Rangers ran their record to 7-3 with their fourth consecutive victory in an 81-67 rout with Platteville. Platteville took an early 18-15 lead, but the Rangers went on a 20- 6 scoring outburst and held on to take a 44-35 halftime lead. Perry again led the Ranger scoring attack with 18 points, followed by Brittman with 13, Herndon with 12, and Webb and Duckworth with 11 each. Colorado, Jan. 6 The Rangers were again outclassed by their Division I opponents as Colorado used a delay offense in the later stages of the game to take a 95-77 v ictory. Parkside remained within striking distance most of the game, trailing by nine at halftime, 47-38, a nd by eight with just over five minutes left in the game. Colorado gained much of its winning margin at the free throw line by outshooting the Rangers 19-7 a t the charity stripe. Perry led the Rangers in scoring with 20 points, followed by Brittman's 15 points. Brittman again showed his quickness by dishing out seven assists and \ University of Wisconsin - Parkside Jasckingfest Sat., Ftb. 13 & 20 - 6 p.m. Parkside Union Dining Room "An evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit" • Rhine Wine Punch Reception • Five Course Gourmet German Dinner • Live Zither Dinner Music • Bavarian Dancers • Authentic German Band $16.50 pe r person — PLUS — Imported German Beer, Imported German Wine & A Good Time For All. RESERVATIONS BEGINNING 8:00 A. M. MON., FEB. 1 Union Info. Ctr. 553.2345 Photo by S. Squirrel WILBERT WEBB rises above Ferris State for two. stealing the ball five times. Oklahoma, Jan. 9 The Rangers fell victim to their second Big Eight conference opponent of t he week as Oklahoma lowered Parkside's record to 7-5 with a 93-60 w in. Parkside again stayed within striking distance through the first half, trailing 39-30 at intermission, only to see the Sooners put on a scoring spurt to put the game on ice. Herndon led the Rangers with 16 points, while Perry added 14 and Cornell 12. Herndon led the Rangers with 16 points, while Perry added 14 and Cornell Saddler 12. Lakeland, Jan. 12 For the second time this season the Rangers had little trouble downing the Lakeland Muskies, this time with a humiliating 89-64 score. Parkside's three guard offense of Perry - Brittman - McLeish accounted for 39 of the Ranger points by hitting from outside shots. Sometimes the long jumpers were just a way to get the ball inside as the bigger Rangers outrebounded Lakeland 53-36. Lakeland came to play, and took a 15-14 lead midway through the first half, but that didn't last long as the Rangers pulled away for a 39-29 h alftime lead. After that, the game looked just like a clinic as the Rangers built up a 30 point lead to destroy any hope Lakeland had of making the game look competitive. Herndon led the scoring for the Rangers with 16 points. Perry had 15, Brittman and McLeish 12, Webb 11, and Saddler 10. McNeese State, Jan. 14 For only the second time in Parkside's history, a Division I team agreed to visit Kenosha, and this time the Rangers came out on the short end of an 83-73 score. Parkside's three guard offense got the better of t hem this night as one of the short Ranger guards was given the assignment of guarding one of the much taller McNeese forwards. And this time the Ranger quickness wasn't up to snuff. The Rangers were led by Webb's 18 points. Perry added 15, Saddler 12, and Duckworth 10. The Rangers travel to Louisiana this weekend for a rematch with McNeese on Saturday and a game against New Orleans on Monday before hosting Northern Michigan next Saturday. REC CENTER SECOND SEMESTER HOURS MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 8:30 a. m.-10 p. m. 8:30a. m.-10p. m. 8:30a. m.- lOp. m. 8:30a. m. -10p. m. 8:30a. m.-1 a. m. 12:00 p. m.-1 a. m. 12:00 p. m.-10 p. m. RED PIN SPECIALS MON. 8:30 a. m. - noon TUE. noon-6:00 p. m. Fri. 3:00-6:00 p. m. Moon lite Bowling Sat. 8 pm-12 am RANGER Thursday, January 21,1982 Basketball Women dominate tournament by bv KKa aren NnrwnnH •V*l I IX^I I &-< ren Norwood Sports Editor While most of us were home recovering from the holidays and enjoying semester break, the women's basketball team was doing what they do best, playing basketball. To bring you up to date, here is a brief synopsis of all of the games the women have played since Dec. 10. The Rangers now have a 8 - 5 season record. On Dec. 10 the Rangers took the home court to upset Northeastern 111. with a score of 64 - 59. The women cagers trailed Northeastern with 10 minutes left before the half 15 - 29, but battled their way back to tie up the score 32 - 32. From there on, the Rangers played a close game to finally win it with Robin Henschel leading the scoring with 18 points. Henschel was followed by Jeanne Jacobs, who contributed a total of 14 p oints to the Ranger effort. The Rangers then traveled to Milton, Wis. to take on Milton College. Noreen Goggin, the head coach for the women's basketball team, explains the 56 - 65 loss by saying, "We were never really into the game, we just couldn't seem to bring it all together." It wasn't a good shooting game for the women, with only 27 out of a total 77 shots going in. Five days later, the Rangers went to the St. Francis tournament in Joliet, 111. The Rangers took on three teams during the three day tournament: Chicago btate, St. Ambrose and St. Xavier The women first took on and lost to St. Ambrose. St. Ambrose's defense kept Laurie Pope down to only five baskets, and Robin Henschel was Parkside's high scorer with 13 points. But,, not to be held down for long, the women came back on Saturday with a victory over Chicago State, 92-76. Coach Goggin said, "It was a good opportunity for us to use all of our players." Laurie Pope led the scoring drive with a hearty 23 points, and sophomore Jeanne Jacobs followed with 20 points of her own. On the last day of the tournament, the Rangers beat St. Xavier with a final score of 77 - 62. Coach Goggin commented, "We played well, and set things up." Shelley Laffin, a 6 foot freshman from Wausau, was the leading scorer of the night with 14 points, 10 jumpers, and four from the line. Terri Bye was the next highest scorer on the Ranger team with 10 points. Next year Coach Goggin hopes to make it to the finals of the tournament, and not to the consolation bracket like this year. After a brief vacation, the women cagers hit the court again, this time in Wausau to take on Carroll College, Jan. 8. This was the first conference game of the Wrestlers grip second by Joe Kimm The Parkside wrestling team is alive and well. Six returning lettermen, three of them All - Americans, are part of a team that has done extraordinarily well this season. "We should be able to finish in the top ten," commented coach Jim Koch, "with Winter, Vania, and Muckerhide scoring some big points." The key to this year's success lies between the holds of two wrestlers, Dan Winter and Mike Muckerhide. Dan has amassed an amazing 30 wins and four losses record this season, to top off a career record of 80 wins and 17 losses. The five - time All - American won 19 of these in pins. Mike "West Bend" Muckerhide, on the other hand, has found his way into the school record books by pulling off 29 reversals and 39 near falls just this season. Eleven exciting meets have already been played and there are 18 more to be scored. The Parkside wrestling team is well on its way to statewide recognition. With top 20 status in both NAIA's and NCAA II, the team will be hosting the NCAA II Nationals in the spring. Last Friday there was a Midwest Classic Tournament at Taylor University in Upland, Indiana. True to form, our Parkside wrestling team came out with 89-1/2 points, second only to Grand Valley State. Some highlights included first place finishes by Muckerhide in the 150 lb. division and Matt Kluge in the 126 lb. division. Mike Vania and Brian Irek placed second and third in their weight divisions. Paul Roth also placed in the meet in the heavyweight division. Their next meet will be against La Crosse in La Crosse on Friday, Jan. 22 at 3 p.m. season, and the Rangers won with a final score of 80 - 74. Laurie Pope and Robin Henschel were tied as the leading scorers of the game with 16 points apiece. Closely trailing Pope and Henschel was Cindy Ruffert with 15. Pope was busy not only piling up the points, but also with rebounding a tremendous 18 balls, the most that she ever recovered in a single game. The game was, however, a costly one for the Rangers. Jeanne Jacobs injured her neck and back during the game, and was off the court for the next two games. The next night, the women battled it out with Oshkosh on their home turf. Some of the Oshkosh team members made a big mistake when they were sizing up some of the Ranger players. They referred to Parkside's Cindy Ruffert as, "the little squirt who can't play basketball." Ruffert pointed out their folly by becoming Parkside's' high scorer with a fantastic 25 points. The 5'4" sophomore hit 11 out of 12 free throws, putting a dent, along with Robin Henschel's 21 points, in Oshkosh's game. Oshkosh did, however, come away with the game, helped by a tremendous 38 points from their Cathy Try(xi. The Rangers went into a losing game with Milwaukee last Thursday because, in Coach Goggin's words, "They had a big psychological edge over us." The Rangers ended up losing to Milwaukee 82 - 60. Only 37% of Parkside's balls hit the net from the field; six of them were from Laurie Pope, the Ranger's leading scorer with 18 points. Marsha Housley from Milwaukee led the offensive against Parkside with a big 24 points. "Experience beat us here," said Goggin. Most of the members from Milwaukee's team had returned from last season, while only a few of the Rangers were back from last year. Last weekend, the Rangers hosted their own tournament with Loras College, University of Chicago and St. Xavier attending. The women took on Chicago first and beat them 77-32. The Rangers were shooting well — 53% from the floor. The biggest problem that the Chicago team had was during the second half when they scored only 11 points. No one on their team scored over 10 p oints. Last Saturday the Rangers edged out St. Xavier 68 - 64 to win the tournament for the third consecutive year. Robin Henschel Photo by Mark Sanders LAURIE POPE battles with Oshkosh on her way up. was Parkside's top scorer with 18, followed by Shelly Laffin with 12 points. The tournament took its toll however, when Laurie Pope sprained her ankle in the first few minutes of the game. Goggin hopes to see her recover quickly. Goggin felt that St. Xavier had improved greatly since the St. Francis tournament, but she felt that Parkside would have scored more points if they hadn't substituted as heavily. Nevertheless, it was good, according to Goggin, to let some of the other Parkside players get playing experience. The women's basketball team is showing a large improvement over last year's season record, and with Goggin's two new assistant coaches to help her, Goggin hopes to finish the season with a good record. "If we finish 16 -10 I'll be elated. A lot depends on how well we hold up." Game attendance is improving with each game as people discover how good the team actually is. Goggin hopes to see continued good attendance in the future, and she feels that she will. As she puts it, "We are a pretty decent team." The women's team takes on Marquette University tonight in the fieldhouse at 7 p. m. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. „ - auu one lccio Uldl ** . 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Eliminations will take place at each school. The top four teams will receive a T-shirt and move to the finals at each school. The finals at each school will take place preferably during the half-time activities of a basketball game. The winning team will receive a Stroh jersey and a trophy for each member. The team will then compete against other schools in your state for the state championship. Scores will be posted at your school and the team with the greatest number of cases stacked will be the state champion. State championship winners will receive a trophy and a Mo-Ped. Each state winner will be eligible for the grand prize. The grand prizes will be cash donations to the Director of Student Activities at the schools with the highest scores. THE "STROH CASE STACKING" IS A TEAM PROGRAM AND IS CONDUCTED BY THE FOLLOWING RULES. 1. Each team consists of four persons (male < or a combination of men and women. r female) 2. The object is to stack empty Stroh cases in a single stack as high as possible during a three minute time period. 3. All team participants are required to have their feet on the ground at all times (lift the stack from the bottom and slide one under). 4. During the three minute time period, if the cases fall, the team may restack them until the whistle I 1st PRIZE s2,000 2nd PRIZE *1,000 3rd PRIZE *500 i is an opportunity to have fun and win prizes for you and your school. m mm 5. Once the whistle blows, all team participants move away from their respective stacks. Eachi must free-stand for a period of 15 seconds. During this period if the stack falls the team will be eliminated. 6. Hard hats must be worn by all participants during the competition. Hard hats will be supplied by Stroh's. 7. Decisions of the judges will be final. 8. In case of a tie the declared winner will be the team with the best time. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Thursday, January 28, 1982 Vol. 10 - No. 16 PSGA Senate discusses a variety of issues by Ken Meyer Editor Two newly appointed PSGA Senators, Jill Nelson and David Higgens, found their first Senate meeting, held on Jan. 22, quite eventful. Among the issues addressed included taking a stand oti : SUFAC's final budget, the State Assembly's Landlord - Tenant Reform Bill, Governor Lee Dreyfus' proposed budget cuts directed towards the UW System, and authorization of various UW System building projects. SUFAC budget In the previous Senate meeting, the final SUFAC total budget of $607,527.10 was abstained on in the voting. (SUFAC is a subcommittee of PS GA that annually allocates funds to over a dozen campus groups and organizations.) The final SUFAC budget needs to be approved by the PSGA Senate before it goes to Chancellor Alan Guskin, who then forwards it to the central administration in Madison. If Guskin doesn't approve the budget, he negotiates with SUFAC until a compromise is reached. The major reason for the abstaining on the part of the Senate was a lack of knowledge on the part of the Senators. "I think it's stupid to abstain the budget of SUFAC," said SUFAC chairman Luis Valldejuli, who said that it would have been better if the Senate had tabled the budget rather than have abstained on it, showing that the Senate is looking at it rather than putting it off. A motion to approve the final SUFAC budget was voted down almost unanimously. After the vote PSGA President Jim Kreuser told the Senate, "I feel that it would be proper if Senators ask the people on SUFAC their opinion, maybe rationals, (for the individual budgets) in an open discussion." PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama, said that SUFAC will have to figure out some way to adjust the individual budgets to coincide with what the Senate wants. Landlord Tenant Reform The first resolution before the PSGA Senate was to go on record as supporting the State Assembly bill called Landlord Tenant Reform. Major points of the bill include: requiring landlords to comply with state building codes where no local codes exist, and giving tenants the right to make repairs and deduct the costs from the rent if the landlord does not respond after a written request for repairs. The Senate approved backing the bill with a 9-0-0 v ote. State budget cuts In his Jan. 14 press conference, Gov. Dreyfus proposed a cut of $24 million in the UW System budget. Dreyfus proposed a total budget cut of $40 million, making the UW's share equal to over 60% of the total cuts. The resolution read, "Be it resolved that PSGA, Inc. condemn the budget cuts to the UW System that Governor Dreyfus has proposed for the 1982-83 school year. We the students of UWParkside feel that education is the main foundation of a civilized society and that no cuts should be made in this area." The resolution passed with a 9-0- 1 vote. Building projects The third resolution addressed by the Senate concerned the schedule of UW System building projects at various UW campuses. The resolution stated that "PSGA supports these projects to better student services and education in Wisconsin." "There is a large sum of mo ney here for these projects," said Senator Pfaffl, who introduced the resolution, "but . . . Parkside is not represented. Over the week we looked at the master plan for Parkside, and for the plan for 5000 students there are two dorms attached to the Union. We will try to look into that further," he said, to see if there is a possibility of applying for money for those dorms. The motion to approve the resolution failed with a 8-0-1 vote because nine votes were needed. One of the senators temporarily left the meeting. Later in the 'meeting Pfaffl asked to have another vote, but was told that a Vto ^ 'iWJM to. tad \\ i?A /< Winter Carnival delayed This year's Winter Carnival, "Take This Snow and Shovel It," has been postponed from its original dates of Feb. 1 through Feb. 5. No definite date has been set, but it will be held sometime in February. Winter Carnival is an annual event filled with activities such as contests, games, and dances. Among this year's scheduled events are: snow sculpting, beer drinking relays, a jello slurping contest, a Rubik's Cube contest, outdoor volleyball, a blood drive, an egg drop contest, Family Feud, a fashion show, and a dirty joke contest. Any club and individual interested in participating in any of the events can find entry forms and complete rules at the Union Information Desk and the Student Life Office, Union 209. There are six events that any club registered with the Student Life Office can enter, as well as many individual events. The six club events are: window painting, banner contest, blood drive, parade float competition, outdoor v o l l e y b a ll tou rna m e nt and snow sculpting. Points will be given to clubs for each event to determine the overall club winner at the end of t he week. Events open to everybody will have first, second and third place cash prizes. See next week's Ranger for details about when Winter Carnival will be held, the times of the events and any changes that might have taken place. vote cm something can't occur twice under "New Business." The resolution was scheduled to be brought up at this week's Senate meeting and was expected to pass. Since voting again was impossible, the Senate discussed with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen, the idea of Parkside leasing the Racine YMCA as a residence hall for the university. The YMCA, located in downtown Racine, is three blocks away from the bus route to Parkside and offers things such as two gyms, two pools, a weight room, TV lounge, study area and private parking. The YMCA has 113 rooms, all singles; all are furnished and most have private showers. Pedersen is currently gathering input on the idea of the YMCA as a residence hall for Parkside and will report his findings to the administration. The administration will then decide whether to get more input, continue with the plans or scrap the idea. Input offered by some PSGA Senators include: the YMCA is too far away from Parkside and won't promote student activity or campus life; and it will shift business from Parkside to Racine. Others pointed out the other side of the issue: instead of housing students all over the place, a lot of students will be residing together; and this is the first step to a dormatory if Parkside ever wishes to have one, making sure that the interest is there in the first place. To keep track of further developments in the possibility of YMCA bein g a residence hall for Parkside, read upcoming issues of Ranger. \ PSGA seeks opinions on § decriminalizing pot \ ( by Ken Meyer Editor In order to take a stand at an upcoming United Council meeting, Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (PSGA) is surveying Parkside students on whether or not to decriminalize marijuana. There is currently a bill in the Wisconsin State Assembly to change the criminal penalties for possession of 1.5 ounces or less of marijuana without intent to manufacture or deliver. That bill is drawing the lobbying efforts of PSGA's Legislative Affairs Committee in coalition with United Council, the UW-System student lobbying group centered in Madison. But before representing Parkside's stand on the issue at February's United Council meeting, PSGA decided to find out exactly how Parkside students feel about decriminalizing marijuana. "We thought that this question should be asked of the students themselves (rather) than just go ahead with action by our own Senate," said Mike Pfaffl, Legislative Affairs Director. Students are asked to give their opinions by checking the appropriate space in the accompanying ballot and then depositing it in the box in the PSGA office, located by the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. Here are the major provisions of the Assembly bill: • A person possessing 1.5 ounces or less of marijuana without intent to manufacture, deliver or sell it would face a fine of not more than $50. Possession of up to 1.5 ounces of m arijuana, according to the bill, "creates a rebuttable presumption that the possession is without intent to manufacture or deliver the . . . marijuana." The words "deliver" and "delivery," as defined in the bill, "do not include the actual constructive or attempted transfer of marijuana from one person to another as a gift without rem une rati on (payment)." • P r e s e n t p e n a l t i e s r e g a r d i n g p o s s e ssin g marijuana with intent to manufacture or deliver for profit remain unchanged — a fine of not more than $15,000, imprisonment for not more than five years or both. Growing marijuana strictly for personal use will not constitute manufacturing. • Convictions for "simple" possession or gift of m arijuana will not be considered prior convictions for sentencing purposes. In response to questions regarding criminal convictions, a person will not be required to mention "simple" possession or gift convictions. Also, the division of corrections and local law enforcement agencies are directed to strike out references to past "simple" possession or gift convictions when they disseminate criminal record information. • Possession of marijuana in a motor vehicle on the highway is prohibited. Violators are subject to a fine of not more than $100. -• Selling marijuana to a minor would bring about a fine of between $100 and $500 or a jail sentence of not more than 0 days or both. • The sale of smoking accessories to minors is prohibited. Smoking accessories are defined as roach clips, cigarette papers, cigarette holders, pipes, pipe screens and bongs. Violators are subject to the general penalty for violating a statute, a fine of u p to $200. P f a ffl urg es stu d e nts to respond to the accompanying referendum and to write their state legislators to state how they feel about the issue. \) PARKSIDE LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS COMMITTEE SUBCOMMITTEE OF P.S.G.A. INC. Do you support Assembly Bill 693, which calls for statewide decriminalization of marijuana up to one ounce, without intent to deliver. REFERENDUM YES NO Please return results to P.S.G.A. office located next to the Coffee Shoppe in Lower Main Place. THANK YOU LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS DIRECTOR: MIKE PFAFFL Thursday, January 28,1982 RANGER Editorials »OOCCCOCCOCOCOOCOCCOO&OCOOCOOOCO! Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5COCOOOCOOOOCOCOO&OCOW soeosccccoccooooooosoa Bookstore manager too busy to talk For an in-depth story on the situation of the bookstore, which is facing possible new management since Follett, Inc.'s contract with Parkside expires at the end of this semester, a Ranger reporter went to the bookstore manager in order to set up an interview. This reporter, wanting to represent all sides of the issue, planned on talking to all of the people involved — the Chancellor, the bookstore manager, the chairman of the Bookstore Committee, and members of the same committee. But when the reporter talked to Jan Becker, the bookstore manager, she was told that she would have to submit her questions ahead of time. If the questions met with Becker's approval, she would then call the reporter for an interview. If s he disapproved of the questions, she would tell the reporter to come pick up the questions. Upon hearing of this, Ranger's Editor went to talk to Becker and told her that her plan does not agree with Ranger's policy. Becker told the Editor that her schedule does not permit time for an interview, even after the editor told her that it would be only 20 or 25 minutes within the next four days. But still she couldn't find the time to offer her insights and tell her story about why the bookstore is not satisfying the majority of the student body and faculty. What we wonder is: if her schedule takes so much of her time that she can't find 20 minutes to tell everybody her side of the story, all her work must not bring about any noticeable results. Proof of that can be found by talking to almost any student or faculty member at Parkside. Therefore, in next week Ranger's story on the bookstore, don't look for any quotes or opinions from the manager of the bookstore because she's too busy making sure the bookstore runs smoothly and effectively. That is, unless she finds the time in her busy, fruitful schedule to talk. Students should check their grades Have you ever received a grade which you did not expect, either good or bad? If so, how did you find out about it? Often, many students find out their final grade for a class when grade reports are received in the mail. But too often a serious problem can result from this practice, because it usually takes around two weeks before a student can see the results of their academic performance. And if a student feels wronged by the grade he/she was given, the passing of two weeks or more does not help matters. Concerned students and faculty members alike have expressed to the Ranger a need to remind students to always check their grades as soon as possible. Never be afraid to ask the instructor, for usually an instructor will be most happy to oblige. Many times professors will have the grades posted on their office door, and the small effort to check the grades before it is officially posted might catch a grading error. Remember: course grades are the end result of your time spent at Parkside and a direct measure of your academic performance. It's a student's right to know what it is and where it came from. Catch as catch can by Chuck Ostrowski One of the more popular art forms today is the banning and burning of books which we disagree with. Never mind that our country was partly - founded to escape censorship; some books just are not meant for morally - sound adults and their children. Books most frequently taken off library shelves or burned include Catch-22, Slaughterhouse-Five, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Ranger fills Board Four empty seats on Ranger, Inc.'s seven - member corporate Board of Directors were filled at the Jan. 22 general membership meeting. The new Board members are Linda Andersen, Assistant Business Manager; Steve Myers, co-Photo Editor; Tony Rogers, Feature Editor; and Jeff Wicks, Staff Writer. The other Board members are Business Manager Andy Buchanan, Treasurer; Editor Ken Meyer, Chairman of the Board and President; and Sports Editor Karen Norwood, Secretary. Nest, assorted dictionaries, and The Catcher in the Rye. The Catcher in the Rye in particular is one book repeatedly targeted by an "irate eitizenery." It is a funny and simple story detailing the adventures and relationships of 17 year - old Holden Caulfield. Sounds harmless enough, right? And yet it is banned, burned, and ostracized by many, many people. These critics state they object to the book's very strong language, but I think it's a minor problem for them, and certainly not their main concern. What Catcher in the Rye's dissenters are concerned about is Holden Caulfield. Period. He's a very likable anti - hero whose beliefs indict society. Their society! Holden criticizes everything held dear — entertainment, entertainers, customs, etc. . . To hold such a character in high esteem would be suicide: once students are exposed to such dangerous literature as Catcher they are forever influenced (presumably against their parents.) Never mind students spending a period of days reading about Holden in contrast to lifetimes learning from their parents. But who knows? Maybe the "Enemies of Rye" are correct. Then w§'d really be in trouble! Can you imagine a world filled with Holden Caulfields? But then again, can you imagine a world filled with Jesus Christs? From the Files 10 years ago "Funds approved for Newscope," by Larry Jones. In a last ditch effort to prevent Newscope from dying a sudden death, Parkside's Student Government Association (SGA) Wednesday approved a measure to give the paper $2000. The measure was approved unanimously by SGA in response to a plea from newly elected Editor John Koloen. . . According to Koloen, $4000 of (Newscope's) debt was inherited from the old Collegian and the previous operators of Newscope. As the surving Parkside student paper, the current editors were still responsible for paying the money back. The $2000 g ranted by SGA will be immediately applied to the debt and put the paper back on its feet, Koloen said. The money itself will come from SGA's Student Group Support Funds, which stood at $4104.09 as of the Wednesday, Jan. 19 meeting. Newscope is planning to present a request for additional funds to several foundations in the near future, in an effort to insure stability and self - sufficiency for the paper in the coming years, by Koloen said. — J an. 24, 1972 5 years ago — "Union bridge 'real slick' Chris Clausen. Last week students and faculty found a new obstacle on the bridge between the union and the classroom building. Ice. The answer to how the ice got there was provided by the Parkside Planning and Construction Office. The ice had formed because of a lack of insulation in the bridge. Brien Murray, assistant director of planning and construction told Ranger that the two inches of insulation was left out due to an error in a redrawing of the original architect's drawing of the bridge . . . Rather than tear up the bricks, the insulation would be put underneath the bridge's honey - combed bottom. Action is not expected for several weeks. — Jan. 26, 1977 I year ago — "Faculty Senate to formulate draft of policy on sexual harrassment," by G. Helgeson. Sexual harrassment was the subject of a special meeting held by Parkside's Faculty Senate on Jan. 22. Eugene Norwood, Chairman of the University Committee, said, "It is not whether the problem of sexual harrassment exists or if a policy will be adopted to deal with it, but how it will be dealt with." "But in trying to solve one problem," Norwood cautioned the committee, "we must be careful not to establish others." Norwood said that a draft policy on sexual harrassment compiled by the UW-Systems Board of Regents on Dec. 5 last year was not passed because "it was a matter of principle to consult individual campuses" before implementing the policy. Norwood suggested to the committee that they "recommend to Chancellor Guskin that he appoint a committee, similar to Affirmative Action, to deal with sexual harrassment complaints on each campus." In an "action meeting" in a couple of weeks, Norwood said the University Committee will make a draft proposal of recommendations on sexual harrassment, including a definition, a policy statement and plans for implementation of the policy. — J arv '*9, '991 ATTENTION BUSINESS STUDENTS DO YOU — NEED BUSINESS EXPERIENCE? ^M, Yr? U ~ funct ION IN A SALES ENVIRONMENT? COULD YOU — M ANAGE A SALES TEAM? LAIJOS ^T" 0URADVERT,S,NG MANAGER EARNEDOVER$500 IN COMMISSION ALONE. Applications now being accepted for: ADVERTISINO MANAGER (This is a paid postion) Appl ications are also being accepted for NEWS EDITOR Salary-12 hrs./wk.,: $3.35 per hour Contact Editor Ken Meyer at Ranger Office WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe) Ranger is an equal opportunity employer Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Andy Buchanan Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz GANGER Edil Feature Edi1 Sports Edi1 Business Manas Assistant Business Manas Distribution Manas STAFF Joe BWmm | lJ >mC« 0l . Burns ' Pat1y DeLuisa ' Pat Hensiak ^soo7s mha,iq mje« ew!ck;. PaUl Ne "' ChUCk ° S,r0WSki ssAssairr," »*-«•"• ~ «. — RANGER f^pr in^by^he UnVon Too flcademi£year except during breaks and holiday; Written permiss '^ Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence Sd^P p0r,i0n of RANGER. Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141 ddre ssed to; Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UV\ paper with'Sne^i'nch margins^Ah^tel's m ' doublesP aced on standard sir eluded for verification. must be signed and a telephone number ir Names will be withheld for valid reasons. reserves I'll IrtftTria? pr^feges^n rekis^ publica,ion on Thursday. The RANGEI defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false c Pernacciaro appointed C* .» . 1 * __ Prof. Samuel J. Pernacciaro has been appointed Associate Dean of Faculty for Community Educational Programs and Summer session at Parkside. The position replaces that of Coordinator of Community Educational Programs, which Pernacciaro previously held. Pernacciaro reports to Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner, who said the title change reflects UW-Parkside's increasing activity in offering credit courses, in - service training and general continuing education courses for the community. Pernacciaro's responsibilities include liaison between faculty resources and the community and response to requests from community groups for special types of educational outreach programs. He also will direct summer session activities. Pernacciaro joined the UW-P political science faculty in Fall, 1974, and was promoted to the ranks of tenured associate professor in Spring, 1978. He holds a PhD degree from Southern Illinois University at Carbondale. At Parkside, he initiated the Public Service Internship Program (PSIP), which allows Sam Pernacciaro students to earn political science credit as interns in local, state and national governmental agencies. ••••••••••• Qub Events ••••••••••• Accounting Club Accounting Club will hold its first general meeting of the semester on Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Topics of the meeting will include appointment of a new Treasurer and nominations of club officers for the fall semester. Refreshments will be served. Anthropology Club Anthropology Club invites all members and potential members to a get - together complete with treats on Friday, Jan. 29 at 1 p.m. in Moln 324. The purpose of the meeting is to greet new members, discuss club business and to get a head start on the weekend. The Anthropology Club is alive and well and living at Parkside. College Republicans College Republicans will be having its first meeting of the year Tuesday, Feb. 2 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Visiting will be the national student fieldman team from Washington, D.C. Topics covered will be campaign management and starting a new club. All are welcome to attend. For more information contact Chris at 765- 2316. Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Beginning Monday, Feb. 1, Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship will start their second semester Monday Bible studies. The three study times and places are as follows: Moln D128 from 10-11 a.m.; Moln D131 andD133from 1-2 p.m. Each group will study the book of Ephesians and everyone is welcome. Life Science Life Science Club will present Dr. Tom Spencer from the Dermal Research Unit at Johnson's Wax on Friday, Jan. 29 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D101. The topic will be insect repellents. Refreshments will be served and admission is free. Physics Club Last month 15 people joined the Physics Club for a tour of Fermi National Lab and Zion Nuclear Power Plant. This semester's trips will be to Argonne National Lab, Adler Planetarium and Yerkes Observatory. Dates for these trips, which are open to anyone interested, will be set at the club's February meeting. The February meeting will be Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 230. They will set dates for trips and set up Winter Carnival teams. Everyone is welcome to attend. S.W.E.A. S.W.E.A.'s membership drive meeting will be held Monday, Feb. 8 from 1-2 p.m. in Moln D128. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served. Women's Concourse All people interested in women's issues are invited to attend a meeting of Parkside's Women's Concourse Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Moln 113. They will be planning events for this semester. Women in Business This Saturday, Jan. 30, representatives from Phi Gamma Nu will be at Parkside from 1 to 3 p.m. in the faculty lounge (Moln 111). Information about the organization and starting a chapter of their own will be discussed. Women in Business will have a general meeting on Monday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. Please check posters for the place. New members are always welcome. Scholarships available A number of scholarships are now available to continuing students at Parkside. Application forms are available at divisional offices and the two information Kiosks. The name, number and amount of, and qualifications for the scholarships are: Joanne M. Esser (1), $400, interest in ecology, need, scholarship, completed 30-90 credits through Spring 1981-82; Kenneth L. Greenquist (2), $250, need, scholarship, completed 75- 105 credits through Spring 1981-82; Bernard C. Tallent (4), $250, scholarship, service and need, completed 60-90 credits through Spring 1981-82; Irvin G. Wyllie (2), $250, scholarship and need, completed 75-105 credits through Spring 1981- 82. All scholarship applications require the endorsement of a faculty member. Application deadline is Friday, March 12. Reaganomics to be discussed "Reaganomics and the Urban Poor" will be the subject of a free public talk by political economist William K. Tabb at Parkside at 3:30 p.m. today in Molinaro Hall 107. Tabb, an associate professor at Queens College of the City University of New York, is the author of "The Political Economy of the Black Ghetto" and editor or author of numerous other books and articles on politics and the economy. Prof. Tabb received his doctoral degree from UW-Madison in 1968. He has also been a visiting associate professor at the University of California - Berkeley and at" the State University of New York at Stony Brook. His Parkside talk is sponsored by the Political Science Club. Philippines topic of talk "Cultural Contours in the Philippines: From Luzon to Mindanao" will be the topic of a free public lecture by anthropologist Donald Hart at Parkside at 2 p.m., Sunday, Jan. 31, in the third floor meeting room of the Library. A reception will follow the talk. Hart is a professor of anthropology at Northern Illinois University in DeKalb. He has done extensive research in the Philippines and is best known for his work on Filipino folk medicine. The talk is sponsored by the UW-Parkside Anthropology Club. A display of arts and crafts from the Philippines is also on display on the concourse level of the Wyllie Library - Learning Center through Monday, Feb. 1. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS Financial Aid funds for 1982-83 are limited. Early applications are encouraged. Apply by March 15 for priority consideration. FINANCIAL AIDS OFFICE 284 TALLENT HALL PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE 1 CHILD PLUS1 PARENT MAKE ATEAM TIME: 10 a . m. - Noon, Saturdays PLACE: Parkside Union Rec. Ctr. COST: $2.50 Per Team Per Week INCLUDES: • BOWLING LANE TIME • FREE CHILDREN'S T-SHIRT • FREE PIZZA PARTY ON FINAL WEEK OF BOWLING WHEN: Beginning Sat., Feb. 6 for 10 Wks. WHO: Any Child 13 or Under with One Parent. Limited to 16 Teams. Only A Few Spots Left. FOR ENTRY CALL THE REC. CTR. BETWEEN 9 a. m. and 5 p. m. MON. - FRI. at 553-2695 HAL DAVIS MAKES MORE DECISIONS IN ONE HOUR THAN MOST RECENT COLLEGE GRADS MAKE ALL DAY. Army RQTC at UW-Parkside Call Captain Fred Herron Marquette University Collect —224-7195, 7229 ARMYROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN "I'm a cavalry platoon leader, in charge of 43 men," says Hal. "I'm responsible for their education, their training, their well-being. So you can bet I'm making rapid-fire decisions all day. Decisions that have an impact on people's lives." Army ROTC is a great way to prepare for being an Army officer. ROTC helps you develop discipline of mind and spirit. As well as your ability to make decisions under pressure. Taking Army ROTC pays off in other ways. Like financial assistance —up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of ROTC. You could also win an ROTC scholarship, as Hal did. Each scholarship covers tuition, books, and more. If you'd like to step out of college and into a job with responsibility, do what Hal Davis did. Step into Army ROTC now. And begin your future as-an officer. was an industrial management major at the University of Tennessee and a member of Army ROTC 4 Thursday, Janua ry 28,1982 RANGE R Parkside student to star in local production by Pat Hensiak Actors, actresses, musicians — they are all performers. All of them contain a talent and feeling that is waiting to be poured out for the world to drink in. John Miskulin has always been interested in music and acting. His most recent role is the king in the Kenosha production of "The King and I." "In high school, I was always in the swing choir and the other choirs. I got into musicals with my performances in Oklahoma!, The Sound of Music, So This is Paris, and Fiddler on the Roof. For Fiddler on the Roof I was selected out of 50 people from Wisconsin. Then I c ame here and I started in straight plays, without music. "I like both straight plays and musicals, but I think straight plays give the actor a chance to develop a much more solid based character. I think musicals are more,enjoyable for the audience and the actor. A straight play makes you develop as an actor. There's a statement that the famous Russian director Stanislowski made, 'You should, love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art.' When you think about that, it's true." John feels that theater at Parkside is excellent. "The directors are fantastic. I've never worked with directors quite like the ones at Parkside. They are always on a professional level. I like that. There is also a lot of talent, it's unbelievable. I wish more people would come to the shows. They would be amazed." Even though the theater is a lot of hard work, and a lot of hard hours, John likes it and enjoys it because it makes the time more interesting. "I guess what it really is, is that you start out with something, you go to an audition and you audition for the part and you get cast. Then, eight or nine weeks later, down the line, you have your end result. It's an accomplishment to walk away and say, 'I did this show, or that show.' It's a proud feeling, to be involved with an undertaking like that. "The greatest high for me is to be on stage and get a response from the audience. I guess every actor's good feeling comes from being on stage and knowing that the audience is with you, that you have the audience's focus. "I'm happy with what I'm doing right now. If I'm happy, that's good. I would like to keep moving up the ladder. I don't think that you have to be in New York or Los Angeles to run into the right opportunity. A lot of people think you '/^Unive rsity of W isconsin-Parkside 1YTONA BEACH SPRING BREAK ;s '82 MARCH 12-22 FKOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED, BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING A T THE DELUXE OCEANSIDE , PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTR AS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY *219 JOIN THE FOLLOWING SCHOOLS PARTICIPATING IN THISTRIP: • NOTRE DAME O IOWA STATE O DRAKE • WESTERN ILLINOIS O CENTRAL MICHIGAN • UNIV. OF KENTUCKYOMIAMI UNIVERSITY • SOUTHERN ILLINOIS O UNIV. OF VIRGINIA • EASTERN KENTUCKY —MEMPHIS STATE — ANDMORE! FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 "King and I" to open Feb. 6 in Kenosha One of the most magnificent of Rodgers and Hammersteins' musical hits, "The King and I" is now cast and has been in production for about four weeks. This musical classic will be presented at Reuther Civic Auditorium February sixth, seventh, twelfth, thirteenth and fourteenth. It is being sponsored by the Miss Kenosha Scholarship Pageant, Inc. and The Lioness of Greater Kenosha. Any proceeds derived from this production will go for Miss Kenosha Pageant Scholarships and for aid to the visually and hearing impaired. The setting for "The King and I" is Siam in the year 1860, where the proud king of the country has brought an English widow, Anna Leonowens, to serve as tutor of the children he has fathered with his numerous wives. Against the exotic background of this oriental nation, the story is related of how the tutors' most interested pupil eventually turns out to be the king himself, learning to govern his country in more enlightened ways from the governess. Former Miss Kenosha and First Runner-up to Miss Wisconsin Gail Ann Martin will star in the production here as the prim, witty and independent school teacher. John Miskulin portrays the fiercely - scowling king who becomes so confused by the governess' insistence that a woman is a person, not a chattel. John, a Parkside student, has an extensive theatrical background. He has had lead roles in "Oklahoma," "The Matchmaker" and "The Runner Stumbles," among others. Lioness president Mary Prudom suggested that tickets be purchased soon. Tickets can be purchased at one of three outlets — Pacetti Music Unlimited, Capri Liquors, or Flowers With Love. A person may call Libby at 551-8131, Frances at 657-3283 o r Ginger at 654-2354. have to be there. That's not always true. There are a lot of opportunities right in Chicago. It doesn't matter where you are, the talent counts." John feels that people are looking for something new in music. "I think that music, if you listen to it right now, is making a complete circle. It's headed right back to the 50's if you listen to the beat. It's the same melody line as SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TRORMKS ANO AWARDS FAST. BMIOUSC ENORAVMO SERVICE HOURS; SPORTS MON--FN 1000 AM - «:<X> P.M. 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People believe that acting is different from everyday life, but it isn't. It's reality. That's the most difficult thing about acting, creating a reality in a well - rounded believable character." I KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP |R FOR DETAILS 5Vi% Interest K Yeur Dolly Balance is $500.00 or Mere! ESLLCl t=t i—-miiir i nm whom LENDER WE'RE HERE TO HEIP Y OU GRO Lindsey's law § Order' likable by Chuck Ostrowski The look of Law and Order, Lindsey Buckingham's first solo release, is very striking. The album cover consists of a single, shaded pose of Buckingham while the inside sleeves feature a Tusklike collage of pictures and paintings. It seems a bit overblown, but all is redeemed by the polaroid shot in the bottom lefthand corner showing Buckingham's uncanny resemblance to Bobby Van. Anything is worth a shot like that. The album's sound is also Tusklike. One of the interesting things about Law and Order, though, is that the best songs, are those most unlike his on Tusk, Fleetwood Mac's 1979 release. Law and Order is a very good album, sung with revealing intensity. It's not an earth - shattering L.P., but something to be pleased about, as the world always seems a better place with good music around. Of the 11 cuts, four are excellent stand-outs. One of these is "September Song," originally published in 1938. Buckingham takes this song, already widely known to our parents and grandparents, and updates it 44 years. Very stylish singing, nicely done background vocals and a touch of punk mixed with country and . . . ta-da — a new classic. "Trouble," already a hit single, greatly highlights his vocals, which are a nice smooth tenor. It is sung evenly throughout, though, which I think is a mistake. "Trouble" is highlighted by a DeVinny's art on display The Racine Art Association, Inc. announces its Artist - of - t he - Month in the Mini Gallery, the Art Sales and Rental Gallery at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine. The work of Doug DeVinny of Racine will be featured from Jan. 17 through Feb. 14. DeVinny is an Assistant Professor of Art at Parkside, where he specializes in teaching drawing and printmaking. He will feature prints, watercolors and drawings in his show at the Gallery. His work has been seen at Wustum Watercolor Wisconsin '79, '80 and '81. He received an excellence award in the 1980 show. He was included in the 1980 | Kinship meets | A general information meeting for those persons interested in volunteering in the Kinship Program will be held Saturday, Feb. 6 at 10:30 a.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 - 80th Street, Kenosha. The Kinship Program is designed to befriend and help children from single parent families by matching them with mature adults with good character. Those adults interested in becoming Kinspersons and their spouses or special friends are encouraged to attend this meeting. For further information, call the Kinship office, 658-0151. Placement workshops scheduled The Career Resource Center will hold placement workshops Feb. 3 at 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. in WLLC D174. Subjects will be resume writing, cover letters and interviewing skills. Training offered Students planning to enter health professions who are interested in improving their assertiveness skills are encouraged to attend the assertiveness workshop being offered Mondays and Wednesdays Feb. 1, 3, 8, 10 from 12 - 1:50. This workshop is sponsored by the UWMilwaukee Consortial Nursing Program and UW-Parkside's Office of Student Development. Interested students should register by Jan. 29 by calling 553- 2480 or contacting Ann Boyle, 553- 2653 or Barbara Larson, 553-2122 (WLLC D-175). Homage to a Lighthouse show at Wustum and in the last three Racine Area Arts exhibitions, winning an honorable mention in the 1981 show. DeVinny recently had a solo exhibition at Colorado State University and was included in the Boston Printmakers exhibit at the Boston Museum of Fine Arts. Gallery hours are the same as the Museum's, 1-5 p.m. seven days a week and 1-9 p.m. Mondays and Thursdays. The Museum is located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue (Hwy. 38) in Racine. delicate guitar refrain played not unlike George Harrison at his best. But THE highlight of the album is "Bwana," the very first cut. Not that the album goes downhill from the beginning, but "Bwana" does put you in a mood that expects something more than is delivered. It is a reggae - influenced tune, emotionally sung, showing just how far up an excellent tenor voice can go. The title refers to a nighttime visitor of natives in the African jungle. It's an excellent, funny song. "That's How We Do It In L.A." is in the "Bwana" tradition melodically and the fourth standout cut. Other notable songs include "Mary Lee Jones," "Shadow of the West" with Christine McVie and "Johnny Stew," a belated disco tune. Throughout Law and Order, Buckingham shows off his artistic abilities gently. It's puzzling why he didn't go solo earlier because he is a very talented and unique performer. | Art displayed Sculpture, painting and photography by eight UWMadison art faculty members will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery through Feb. 9. Artists represented are George Cramer, Truman Lowe, Victor Kord, Hal Lotterman, Ernie Moll, Kenneth Ray, Richard Reese and Wayne Taylor. „ Regular gallery hours are Mondays through Thursdays from 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesdays and Wednesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. RANGER Thursday, January 28,1982 Coming Events THURSDAY, JAN. 28 COURSE "Introduction to Traditional Chinese Healing Practices" starts today at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. FRIDAY, JAN. 29 MOVIE "The Elephant Man" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE/CONCERT at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "The Britins." Admission is $3.00 for a Parkside student and $4.00 for a guest. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. SATURDAY, JAN. 30 BASKETBALL vs. Northern Michigan at 7:30 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Advance prices are $1.50 for Parkside students and $2.00 for others. All pay $2.50 at the door. After the game the entertainment in Union Square will feature John Russell of WRKR. Admission is free with your basketball ticket or $2.00. DINNER/THEATER at 6:30 p.m. in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $8.50 a nd tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by the Parkside Players. SUNDAY, JAN. 31 MOVIE "The Elephant Man" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MONDAY, FEB. 1 COURSE "Basic Legal Research Skills" at 9 a.m. in WLLC D110. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. WEDNESDAY, FEB. 3 BLOOD DRIVE from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Union 104-106. All a re. welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. 6 Thursday, January 28, 1982 RANGER Women's basketball Rangers have close shave by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside women's basketball team took to the court twice last week to play two very close and exciting games. The women cagers took on Carthage College on Tuesday, Jan. 19, and then went on to battle against Platteville on Thursday, Jan. 21. The first game, against Carthage, proved to be a tense game with Parkside leading by only one point into the half, 34-33. Robin Henschel led the half - time scoring with a sturdy 12 points, followed by Laurie Pope who had accumulated eight points before the half - time buzzer sounded. Jeanne Jacobs and Theresa Bye were Parkside's top rebounders with 12 apiece. Ten of Bye's and eight of Jacob's rebounds were defensive. The Rangers were shooting a 54% from the field at half - time, but dropped to a mere 27% during the second half to average out with an overall 41% for the entire game. During the second half, the action continued with Cindy Ruffert making 10 points to give her a total of 16 points for the entire game. Robin Henschel scored 18 points in the game. Starter Laurie Pope added 12 points of her own to help the Rangers squeeze past the Redmen 60-58. The women had another close call later that week as they barely slipped by Platteville in their sixth away game. The Rangers were trailing by 18 points with only 12 minutes remaining before the end when the women came back and tipped out Platteville 73-72. During the first part of the game, the cagers were hampered by several problems. One was sophomore Cindy Ruffert fouling out very early in the first half. The other major problem was Robin Henschel injuring her foot. Henschel will be out for the better part of a week, but she did let her opponents know that she wasn't a loafer by scoring a fantastic 12 points during the 10 minutes that she was in the game. According to Dale Synder, the assistant coach for the women's team, the women won the game because of a few things that happened during the final minutes. "They (the women) never gave up hope," said Snyder. Platteville only scored two points during the last seven minutes of the game, which gave the Rangers an opportunity to handle the ball. Laurie Pope grabbed eight rebounds at the end of the game that were crucial for the win. "Laurie Pope saved the game," said Snyder. "We were Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S JUNE BAUER battles it out with a Notre Dame opponent at recent match. ahead and Pope stepped in and took an offensive charge with about eight seconds left in the game and forced a turnover." Kim Johnson grabbed the ball with only a few minutes left in the game and scored the go ahead point that won the game. Said Snyder, "We came back primarily because we pressed a full - court press attack on them, and we made a lot of turnovers." Another little helper for the Rangers was the fact that Parkside threw 36 times from the free throw line, compared to Platteville's eight. Most of the second - half was played with freshmen members of the Ranger team. Pope or Jeanne Jacobs substituted in to form a substantial offense against the Platteville team. The Rangers have now compiled a 10-5 overall record and a 2- 1 conference record. Results from Monday night's game against North Central College will appear in next week's Ranger. The women appear tonight at 7 p.m. on the home court as they take on Marquette University. Classified Ads The information in last week's Ranger about classified advertising rates was incorrectly printed. Classified ads for Parkside students and faculty are free for 10 words or less. There is a limit of one free ad per person per week. Additional ads cost 50 cents per 10 words. Classified ads for other people cost $1.00 per 10 words. Deadline for publication Thursday is at noon the Friday before. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. WANTED WANTED: The fencing team needs a saborist. Come up to practice in the P.E. fencing room Mon. - Thurs., 1-4 p.m. WANTED: Ranger needs news, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists and, most importantly, ad reps (where there's money to be made). We're not kidding — come see Ken Meyer in the Ranger office, next to the Coffee Shoppe in WLLC. MISCELLANEOUS DANCE CLASSES Ballet, tap, jazz. Farm Studio new location. Call 552-9473 or 552- 8460. BEGINNER OR ADVANCED Cost is about the same as a semester in a U.S. college: $2,989. Price includes jet round trip to Seville from New York, room, board, and tuition complete. Government grants and loans available for eligible students. Live with a Spanish family, attend classes four hours a day, four days a week, four months. Earn 16 hrs. of credit (equi valent to 4 semesters taught in U.S. colleges over a two year time span). Your Spanish studies will be enhanced by opportunities not available in a U.S. classroom. Standardized tests show our students' language skills superior to students completing two year programs in U.S. Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all arrangements. FALL SEMESTER - S EPT. 10-Dec. 22/SPRING SEMESTER - Feb. 1 - J une 1 each year. FULLY ACCREDITED A program of Trinity Christian College. SEMESTER IN SPAIN 2442 E. Collier S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 (A Program of Trinity Christian College) CALL TOLL FREE for full information 1-800-253-9008 (In Mich., or if toll free line inoperative call 1-616-942-2903 or 942-2541 collect) Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S ROBIN HENSCHEL during recent game. SPORTS SHORTS Nordic Ski Club The Nordic Ski Club's annual 15k cross - country skiing race and citizens tour has been rescheduled for this Sunday, Jan. 31. You can register for the race up until 10:30 a.m. on Sunday. The race itself will start at 11 a.m. The race has been cancelled twice in the past month due to severe weather conditions. Further information is available in the P.E. Building. Dart Qub Jim Heiring Racewalker Jim Heiring, a seven - time All - American at Parkside, set a world indoor record in the 1500 meter indoor racewalk January 16 at the U.S. Olympic Invitational Track and Field meet at the Meadowlands Arena, East Rutherford, New Jersey. Heiring, a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic team, was clocked at 5 minutes 27 seconds, breaking the 5:28.7 mark set by Reima Salonen of Finland in 1977. Despite "an awful stiff" back, Heiring set an American indoor record in the men's two - mile walk by beating the old indoor best of 12 minutes, 23 seconds set in 1979 by Soviet Yevgeniy Yevsyukov. Heiring's fantastic time in the U.S. Track and Field Association meet was 12 minutes, 20.06 seconds. Blue Ribbon ® The Parkside dart throwing team announces five openings on the team's cheerleading squad. Open auditions will be held on Friday, Feb. 5 from 1-5 p.m. in Union 207. Previous cheerleading experience is not needed, but a willingness to learn is a must. The next dart tournament takes place Feb. 13-14. If Friday is not convenient for you, contact Tod Rawley, the cheerleading coordinator, or Jrop off a note in the Ranger office listing your qualifications and times that you can be contacted for an audition. These positions are open to everyone, so come on and support the new Parkside dart team. Women's softball The women's softball team has started up its practice for the upcoming season. There is a practice tonight at 9 p.m. The next two practices are on Feb. 1 and 4 at 9 and 6 p.m. respectively. All individuals interested in trying out for the team must attend all the practices through February. Coach Linda Henderson will make the first cut at the end of February. Those interested should contact Coach Henderson in the P.E. Building. THE P ARKSIDE UNION PRESENTSPABST NIGHT featuring "SIERRA II WED., FEB. 3 8:00 pm - 12:00 UNION SQUARE \FREE ADMISSION — DOOR PRIZES — FUN! SKI RENTAL HOURS Mon. -12-2 p. m. 3:30-5 p. m Tue. 12-2 p. m.3-7p. m. Wed. 12-2 p. m. 3:30-5 p. m. Thur. 12-2 p. m. 5-7 p. m. Fri. lla. m.-6p. m. Sat. 9 a. m.-5p. m. Sun. 9 a. m.-5p. m. The Ranger needs staffers: photographers • news writers *ad reps Call 2287 o r 2295 or Stop in! We're in WLLC DI73 Men lose twice to McNeese nk Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear by Paul Neil In a matter of nine days time, McNeese State defeated Parkside for a second time in their' rematch. McNeese is a Division I foe, and evidently must have seemed too tall, too tough, or too talented for the scrappy Rangers. In the first game, McNeese topped Parkside 83-73 in Kenosha, and in their rematch on Saturday, Jan. 23 in St. Charles, LA., the host treated Parkside to a convincing 92-74 drubbing. Cold shooting and foul trouble plagued Parkside throughout the game, especially in the first half when McNeese raced to a 45-34 lead at intermission. Clutch baskets by McNeese sustained their advantage in the second half as Ranger rallies were short - lived. As a good sign, four Rangers scored in double figures with guards Darron Brittman and Charles Perry collecting 22 and 17, while Wilbert Webb and John Herndon added 14 a nd 10 p oints. Foul trouble hampered second half efforts as Perry and Webb fouled - out and Herndon was straddled with four personals. Joe Dumars and Chris Faggi led a balanced attack for the taller McNeese squad with 25 and 22 points. Parkside's season record slipped to 10-7 with six losses at the hands of Division I schools. Only one loss has been recorded at home as of the time of this writing. Their tough schedule on the road will provide them with the experience needed for their stretch - drive towards another NAIA regional tournament bid. Results from Monday and Wednesday nights games will be published in the next week's Ranger. The Rangers entertain Northern Michigan Saturday night, Jan. 30. THE PARKSIDE UNION ANNOUNCES CROSS COUNTRY SKI RENTALS NEW EQUIPMENT • GREAT TRAILS • LOW COST HALF DAY: '3.75 UWP Student '4.75 Guest FULL DAY: '5.00 UWP Student '6.50 Guest WEEKEND: M2.00 UWP Student '14.00 Guest FOR TRAIL CONDITIONS CALL: 553-2695 RANGER Thursday, January 28, 1982 Men cagers coming of age by Greg Bonofiglio Note: Due to a shortage of space in last week's Ranger, Inside UWP Sports was withheld until this week. Because of the time differential between the Monday morning story deadline and the games that the men's team played during the week, the games played on Monday and Wednesday night will not be covered until next week. Seventeen games into the 1981- 82 season finds the Parkside Ranger basketball team at a 10-7 mark, with only ten games remaining until the start of the WICA playoffs scheduled to begin Feb. 23. Although they are only 6-4 since the end of the last semester, the Rangers did defeat UW-Oshkosh and Carthage to maintain their dominance of the Ranger Classic. Their four losses came at the hands of Division I opponents: Colorado, Oklahoma, and McNeese State. Throughout the semester break Parkside appeared to be jelling into a very formidable team. Offensively, the Rangers have been impressive, racking up 79, 89, 81, and 89 points against UWOshkosh, Carthage, UWPlatteville, and Lakeland respectively. Defensively, Parkside has reduced the number of mental mistakes which had plagued the team in the earlier part of the season. As a whole, the team has shown flashes of the traditionally aggressive defense which is so characteristic of Steve Stephens' coaching. Since becoming academically eligible, sophomore Charles Perry has provided a real spark to the team on both ends of the court. In his first three games, Perry averaged 21 points and 5 rebounds per game; his outside shooting has opened things up underneath. The play of Wilbert Webb perhaps best symbolizes the improvement the team has made. In recent games, and the Lakeland game in particular, Webb has been a dominating force in the middle. Together with forward John Herndon, who has also come into his own of late, the starting back line of the Rangers has finally begun to play up to its potential. As has been the case in the past, the Ranger team always seems to show improvement after playing Division I teams. Coach Stephens and his program have received criticism for scheduling teams from some of the bigger schools in the country. Whether such a schedule is "logical" or not, the fact remains that the level of performance by the team steadily improves with Parkside playing against higher quality opponents. Mental mistakes, such as Webb putting up a shot with only 17 seconds and a three point lead on the line in the Oshkosh game, appear to have been reduced. There is a new crispness in the play of both the offense and defense that simply wasn't there in the early part of the season. In the Lakeland game, the Perry and Webb connection worked as well as it has ever worked. With defenses sagging in on Webb, the Parkside center shoveled passes out to Perry who would then promptly connect them from the outside. When the defense countered by pressing both Webb and Perry, they worked the ball out to either Darron Brittman open in the lane for an easy jumper, or to Dave McLeish on the opposite side for one of his patented long range jumpers. It has been some time since a Ranger team has shown such execution. The key here will be consistency. One player who must show more consistency is freshman forward Ray Duckworth. A crowd favorite and the team personality, Duckworth needs to improve on his defensive play. On offense he has fared much better, and is a definite scoring threat whenever he is on the court. But here too, Duckworth must work on the strengths of his game and reduce the number of forced shots he's taken. He has the potential, but as Henry Ford once said, "You don't build a reputation on what the future holds." Guard Darron Brittman has shown a lot of poise for a freshman. The Ranger playmaker is an excellent ball handler and a team leader in both assists and steals. His 17 point performance against Ferris State proves he is fully capable of putting the ball up if needed. He proved this again in the games against LaCrosse and the Illinois Institute of Technology (IIT). Men's basketball Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S JOHN HERNDON shoots over IIT during a recent game. 8 Thurs day, Jan u a ry 28,1982 RANGER >' J!- ^idll iSifSSISS *1 * • JOHN PETERSON of Parkside's bowling team - look for story in next week's Ranger. WOW! What A Selection Photo by Masood Shafiq THE PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM took on and beat LaCrosse last weekend in LaCrosse. Improve your memory. Order this memo board now-before you forget! PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4:00 p m • SPEA RMINT LEAVES • J UBE J EL LS • CARAMELS • CARAMEL BULLIES • ROYALS • T OF FE ES • JOTS BRIDGE M IX • M ALTED MILK BALLS • CHOC. C RE ME DROPS • CHOC. RAISINS • CHOC. P E ANUTS • PEAN UT BUTTER CUPS STARS • YOGURT PEANUTS • CAROB M ALTED MILK BALLS • CAROB PEANUTS • SUNFLOWER S EE DS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY CALIFORNIA MIX • STUDENT FOOD • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURAL PISTACHIOS • SPANISH PEANUTS • BLANCHED PEANUTS • YOGURT RAISINS • Y O G U RT S E S A ME BRITTLE • RED SKIN PEANUTS • MINT C OOLERS • STARLIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINNAMON DISKS • C OF FEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROOT B EER BARRELS • POP S • P E A N UT B U T T ER KISSES • P EP PE RM INT KISSES • LICORICE BULLIES •JELLY BEANS • ASSORTED PERK YS • ORANGE SLICES SPECIAL WEEK OF FEB. 1 STUDENT FOOD 40% OFF \ \"* A And remember, \W\ good times stir with \ +++' Seagrams 7 Crown. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HT University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA to buy students drinks i n Union F riday Bookstore dilemma Follett contract running out, bids now being accepted by PatHensiak After the recent approval of a "report on Bookstore options," the strategy laid out in the report started to take action. The report suggested that the university follow a strategy of submitting the bookstore contract to competitive bidding by outside vendors as well as start a search for a possible bookstore manager if the university would choose to run their own bookstore. The committee that developed the report visited a number of campus bookstores to determine what options would be the most beneficial to Parkside. Northwestern and Northeastern colleges in Illinois were visited in order to see how other Follett bookstores were run. (Follett currently operates Parkside's bookstore.) UW-Milwaukee was visited also. "Milwaukee's campus is so much bigger, there is no way to determine how many people are off the street customers and how many people are students. There was no possible comparison," said Nicholas Burckel, Chancellor Alan Guskin's executive assistant. UW-Whitewater and UW-Green Bay were also visited, but a special program at Whitewater made a fair comparison difficult. "The program at Whitewater is a book rental," said Burckel. "The students rent their books for so much a semester. It really wasn't applicable in this case," continued Burckel. "Green Bay just recently started running their own bookstore, and they allowed us to look at a lot of the steps that were taken in their procedure. They were probably the most critical school in our decision because «OOCOCCCOOCCCOOCCOOOK "Students should have more say-so. After all, they pay the bills." OCCOOCGOOCOCOOCOOCCOOO they just started their operation. It would take three years before the university showed any profit." Ranger was also curious about a quote that Chancellor Guskin had made in December. Guskin said, "The committee's recommendation will enable us to do either of two things — create a contract language with Follett so that we get the kind of service that we want or if that's not possible, create our own bookstore." Burckel was asked what he thought was meant by Guskin's comment. "It would have to be whatever it takes to get the books on the shelves in time for students to start classes," replied Burckel. A meeting on Thursday, Jan. 28 showed the appearance of two possible bidders for the store — Follett and a company out of Massachusetts called College Stores Associates. The purpose of the meeting was to exchange information between the university and the bidders. The meeting was opened with Dave Holle, Campus Controller, stating that a major concern was that there are a large number of texts that seem to be unavailable. Holle also cleared the fact that the university is reserving all rights to accept or decline the various offers from the bidders or run the bookstore as a university operation. David Levin, a Philosophy instructor, then took the floor in behalf of the faculty. Levin reviewed the part of the contract that requests the bookstore to maintain a quality operation which is responsive to the needs of the university. Under this heading falls the ability to work with the faculty as well as students and administration so that the books are shelved and ready for sale in time for each new semester. Also, the ability to deal with the problem of late orders, out - of - stocks and out - of - prints, so that these situations can be kept to an absolute minimum. Levin also touched on the request of maintaining a diverse set of magazines and trade books to reflect the fact that Parkside is an academic institution. The College Store Associates president, John Battaglino, asked how to-be - announced instructors are dealt with if the deadline for the orders was May. The consensus of the meeting members agreed that the texts for a to - be - announced instructor are dealt with through Division heads. Possibly a suitable text would be ordered in advance and if a nother text was necessary, the new instructor could order it at the time of arrival. An inquiry was then made as to if the Bookstore Committee would remain in action and what the setup for the committee would be. Battaglino seemed pleased that the Bookstore Committee would stay in action, but seemed disappointed that there were only two student seats available on the committee. "Students should have more say-so," he said, "after all, they pay the bills." The contract also clearly outlines what the bookstore has the right to sell. Their rights lie within selling merchandise originally sold in bookstore areas. A campus book exchange, such as the one that Parkside has, is a right that the university can put into operation at any time. Battaglino felt that a campus book exchange was an excellent perience not only for university, but also for students, and if College Stores . . , Photo by Mark Sanders Associates chose to bid on the contract, and then accepted as the sole bidders, they would do what they could to help the campus exchange. At present, Follett has a surcharge on the books that are sold out of the bookstore. The new bookstore contractor will not be able to sell any textbooks for more than the list price. The contractor will have the opportunity to negotiate up to a 5% surcharge if there is a need. Battaglino informed the Ranger that they have never needed a surcharge in the past, not that they never will, but throughout the life of their company, there has never been any need for a surcharge. The contractor would also be required to buy back from the students any books that they didn't need at the end of the semester and throughout the year at the highest market value. The value would need to be consistent with adoption information, inventory status and resale value. Other things that would be taken into consideration would be the condition of the textbook, and that the establishment would not be required to buy back books that are not scheduled to be used the following semester. Attractive stores always seem to draw people inside to see what they are all about. The contractor by Linda Adams Would a free beer, courtesy of the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA), interest you? Last week the PSGA Senate passed a motion to hold "Student Service Day" this Friday, Feb. 5th. The first 400 students who pick up free beverage tickets in the Union Square will receive a free 20 ounce beer or soda. The free drinks will only be available Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. The beverage tickets may be picked up today (Thursday) from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. and Friday, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. "We should try to broaden the scope (of PSGA) and reach those students who aren't involved in student government," said PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama. "Student government is showing that they are a viable service organization as well as a governmental body." Proceeds from sales at the book exchange will underwrite the costs of the PSGA effort. "Revenue from the student book exchange is legal and just, since under segregated fees rules it is student money," said one senator. In other action the PSGA appointed several people to internships, including Mark Hartner, Phil Hoover, and Brian McDonald. On the subject of internships, Slama noted, "There is a Kenosha internship program, established for credit, for students to work in city offices, politics, and administration." Interested students should contact PSGA. The PSGA Senate unanimously passed a resolution supporting a state bill that provides for construction and remodeling at several UW campuses. No funds for Parkside are included in the bill, which provides bonding for about $36 million worth of construction. Who controls student segregated fees? That question has arisen once again. The state legislature last summer passed provisions for sum - certain budgeting. According to a United Council newsletter, it makes money collected for specific purposes subject to approval by the state Joint Finance Committee. The new law has several implications. According to Senator Mike Pfaffl, "For any extra money SUFAC acquires due to higher enrollment, we would have to contact the Committee on Finance before we could spend it." The Joint Committee has the option to object to the expenditure. According to the United Council newsletter, if there are no objections, the extra spending is automatically approved. The new requirement does allow students to fight the tuition surcharge. would have to provide a store that would be attractive to the consumer, and a store that would make shopping there an enjoyable experience. Talk was passed at the meeting of making the lower level of the store (D-2) into the area of the store in which the books would be sold. This would leave the upper level of the store for other merchandise that is less space consuming. Battaglino then brought the feeling that the bookstore can't be constantly bad-mouthed. "If everybody is bad-mouthing the bookstore, it creates a bad atmosphere, and things won't work," he said. "It has to be a team effort." Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen added, "We are looking for a partnership to develop the kind of store that you're talking about." The university will also have some "requirements" put on it. The institution will be required to supply the contractor with updated class counts. The figure given to the bookstore on the last day of registration will determine how many textbooks will be ordered for a class. The faculty member that intends to use a book will be responsible for securing a desk copy of that book for themselves. Textbook ordering procedures are outlined in the contract as follows: faculty members should give their book orders to divisional offices and the divisional chairperson will then be required to yield the orders to the bookstore by the deadline dates. The submission of bids from contractors are due by 2 p.m. Feb. 10. There will be a two week period of review and decision making, and then Parkside will either continue with a vendor as the bookstore coordinator, or the university will have a selected manager prepare for the fall semester. "The reason for all of this pressure is that there must be a bookstore manager to step in by April 15 so that the books can be ordered for the fall semester," said Burckel. Pedersen also commented, "What we are looking for is a good, constant system of communication." Tabb denounces Reaganomics exthe the by Chuck Ostrowski There was a full house of 161 people last Thursday afternoon for a successful lecture given by New York professor William Tabb. The audience was very enthusiastic, despite the necessity of changing rooms because of an unexpectedly large turnout and a 40 minute wait for the professor. Tabb is the author of "The Political Economy of the Black Ghetto," numerous magazine and journal articles, along with several unpublished papers and reports. The lecture, "Reaganomics and the Urban Poor" was sponsored by the newly - formed Political Science Club (which meets Mondays at 1 p.m. in Moln. 112). A hearty applause greeted Tabb after he "stormed" the lecture hall. He immediately began attacking the President, quoting from a speech Reagan made to Teamsters during the 1980 campaign. Tabb did not apologize for this and other attacks that followed, admitting from the start his bias against Reagan policies. Tabb spent the first 25 minutes briefing the audience on Reagan's economic policies and th6 difference between supply - side economic theories and Keynesian economic theories. He then began his dissertation on the economic effects Reagan's "take from the poor and give to the rich" policy while also commenting on the contradictory nature of cuts in the Legal Aid and welfare programs. Seeing the audience's restlessness, Tabb summed up his feelings and began taking questions. He answered several persistant but knowledgeable questions from a single student about the similarities between Margaret Thatcher's policies and those of Reagan. Another question compared our current situation with that Karl Marx found ripe for Communism. Tabb closed the lecture commenting on how he believes society 100 years from now will compare today's economic system to slavery and feudalism. Tabb said we must get involved personally to reverse these current economic trends, since we have "depended too long on political parties that won't do it" for us. Thursday, February 4,1982 RANGER To the Editor: Bookstore can To the Editor: With news of President Reagan's newest proposal to reduce the Student Loan Program, and the reduction of other Financial Aid Programs, it becomes more important to examine ways in which the Student Bookstore can better serve the students. The most important change should be a decrease in the variety of goods sold at the Bookstore. I think the Bookstore should limit itself to textbooks, school supplies, art supplies of direct use to art students here, and other educational materials of importance to today's college student (thesauruses, dictionaries, test preparation booklets, study guides, etc.). The elimination of such products as greeting cards, paperback novels, leisure - reading magazines, knapsacks, T-shirts, etc., would correct two problems currently suffered by Bookstore customers. First, the reduced inventory would allow the staff of the Bookstore to concentrate more effort on (what should be) their primary objective: to ascertain, then acquire, the correct number and editions of books requested by improve professors. Certainly, there would still be errors and shortages, but if the staff's efforts were concentrated in this area, the problems should diminish. Secondly, the reduction of inventory would allow more shelf space for textbooks, alleviating problems of books and customers crowded together. I'm sure most students have experienced the frustration of neglecting to buy a book because it was buried beneath other books on the back of the shelf. Another change would be to offer a limited check cashing service. For a (hopefully) modest service fee, a student who has forgotten his lunch money or suffered some similar financial mishap could cash a check at the Bookstore. Bookstores at other campuses cash checks, and I would not suggest that Parkside students are any more nefarious about cashing bad checks than college students elsewhere. In conclusion, I hope the people examining the bidders for the bookstore contract next year take into consideration suggestions offered by students, who ultimately make up the bulk of the store's customers. John J. Baker Collective bargaining not a bargain Don't force Seybold out To the Editor: Unfortunately I have only been able to take one class from Peter Seybold, Sociological Theory 301, but I highly recommend those putting off Sociological Theory 301 till their senior year to take the course as a freshman as long as Peter Seybold is the instructor. Peter Seybold's teaching abilities in my estimation are of the highest quality. He is in every sense of the word a teacher's teacher. His openness to all class members is welcomed by all and the class atmosphere is very conducive to stimulating discussion. Peter's willingness to spend time with individual students on their class projects and individual questions is highly commendable in a time when professors often put teaching secondary to research. Peter stresses learning in his class and not the "nit picky" memorization so often stressed by lesser teachers to cover up individual weaknesses. Although I had the pleasure of taking only one class from Peter, the experience was truly unique and unforgetable. Of the approximately twenty - five teachers I have had at Parkside, Peter Seybold ranks at the very top. Peter is able to clearly present materials in ways that are both enjoyable and comprehendable. To many Peter is the "synthesizer" of the garbled theories and facts presented in past courses. I highly recommend every Parkside student be they a sociology - anthropology major or not to take one of Peter's courses. I also recommend those teachers who unjustly criticize Peter's performance to sit in on some of his classes. Maybe they too will get the hint that Peter Seybold is a truly exceptional teacher who should be retained by this institution at all costs. The students have the most to lose if Peter is forced to leave Parkside! Joseph L. Ripp Parkside alumnus by Gabor M. Karadi A storm of controversy will be swirling over the issue of collective bargaining for faculty and academic staff. It is time for all of us to take a calm, in-depth look at the major impact this issue could have on our lives and on our university. We should not assume that the collective bargaining bill (AB 452) will pass just because the union is pushing so hard for it. Wisconsin capitol observers tell us that there has never been so much union pressure exerted to pass a collective bargaining bill for faculty and staff, and the current bill is one of the worst for UW-M. There is no excuse for this bill to pass. We will have no one to blame but ourselves, if this bill passes without any consideration of how it may affect our future. There is ample evidence of experience from other states to give proof to the issues which will be raised. Before anyone answers any upcoming faculty surveys or forms an opinion on the issues, they should consider these key points: Collective bargaining through the State Department of Employment Relations opens the door — 10 years ago "Day Care Center Opens" by Fred Noer, Jr. Last Monday marked the official opening of Parkside's Child Day Care Center at the Parkside Baptist Church. In the planning stages for one year and instituted by the Parkside Student Government Association, this new service is designed to provide capable and safe care of children for students, faculty and staff at the university. Spring, 1971, was the beginning of the Day Care Center. Art Williams an ad hoc sociologist instructor, felt there should be a Day Care Center so parents, especially women, inconvenienced by attending children during the day, could go to school. Rosanne Darrey constructed a questionaire to determine the need for such a center . . . Seventy — three people responded. They were contacted and a meeting was held to make the proposed project become a reality. Six places (were) considered for a Day Care Center. One of those six, the Parkside Baptist Church, located at 2620 - 14th Place (Highway E) in Kenosha, was approved for the center's location. — January 31, 1972 — 5 years ago From the Files " C h a n c e l l o r ' r e a l l o c a t es resources' by firing administrators" by John McKloskey The equivalent of 11 jobs, including four top administrators, will be eliminated from Parkside's administration on July 1, Chancellor Alan Guskin announced. The money (approximately $200,000) saved by the job eliminations will be used to support the instructional budget and the Basic Skills program. The major reorganization caps a secret four - month consultation period in which Guskin discussed "the administrative profile and structure of the university" with members of the administration. Guskin said the talks were kept closed because "sensitive personnel issues as well as administrative functions were discussed." However, Guskin said that his decisions were particularly painful because "the decisions were made on the basis of positions and not personnel." In announcing the job cut, Guskin said he is now able to increase "the number of full - time faculty, and correspondingly reduce our dependence on temporary and part - time lecturers ... I think every student on campus would agree that it is better to have a more stable f a c u lty . . . " One of the appointments Guskin eliminated was that of Special Assistant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action, a post now held by Joe Atwell. Guskin said that his commitm ent to Affirmative Action has "by no means" decreased, pointing out a number of his appointments of minorities to important positions. Guskin feels that the Special Assistant position is no longer needed because "you don't really need a special assistant if the university has a strong commitment to affirmative action." Guskin is now placing the r e s p o n s i b i l i t i es of e n f o r c i n g affirmative action rules on the line administrators. — February 2, 1977. — I year ago "Rangers streak reaches four" by Doug Edenhauser Despite Parkside's losing record, men's basketball coach Steve Stephen's tough early season scheduling for his team seems to be paying off right now against some very tough opponents in their own division. After losing the year's first seven games, the Ranger's improved their season record to 9-11 with wins over two strong opponents last week. On- Thursday, they overpowered Northern Michigan 78-63. They beat Chicago State Saturday on a last second shot 60- 58 to run-their, present .winning streak to four games. — February 5, 1981 to political manipulation of the UW System and presents a sinister threat to our academic freedom. State politicians have been steadily eroding the authority of our citizen Board of Regents. Bargaining will give the politicians a complete victory. Faculty governance will be lost with unionization and collective bargaining. The past and current bills before the State Legislature do not protect governance. Bargaining talks at the bargaining table are conducted in secrecy, with a few representatives from each side, mostly union officials. Faculty governance has operated in the open, with opportunity for academic staff and students to take part in the process. Educational quality will suffer and academic staff and students will have less to say about how the University is run. It is absolutely unrealistic to think that bargaining can be limited to salaries, hours and conditions of employment and not reach into vital areas ranging from tenure to class size and academic programs. Tenure and indefinite status for faculty and academic staff will give way to seniority rules established through collective bargaining, hurting younger faculty and staff the most. Collective bargaining will actually strengthen the administration's hand in many areas, ranging from the selection of deans and department chairpersons to determining policies and procedures. Forgetting the ever increasing union membership dues, collective bargaining would cost the UW System $3 million just to administer in a biennium; that is money that would be lost for other purposes like salaries and academic programs and may result in a further increase in tuition fees. A recent study, just published, concludes that there is no evidence to indicate that collective bargaining has had a positive influence on teacher salaries in the past two decades. Salaries of unionized faculty have not exceeded those of non - unionized faculty in state institutions. The creative people will be driven from the University, since collective bargaining inevitably seeks the lowest common denominator at the bargaining table. Unionized faculties have been unable to reward those exceptional scholars who contribute to the educational and research base of a university and which the university must retain if it is to remain in the forefront of education and research. Such scholars have become discouraged in unionized universities, and there is ample record to show that universities which previously have had a leadership role have lost faculty and quality under unionization. The most instructive examples ^are probably Rutgers University and the State University of New Jersey. Other universities, including the University of Rhode Island and the University of Connecticut, have also suffered, and are losing some of their good faculty. The current collective bargaining "bill (AB 452) before the State Legislature contains the worse examples of the points mentioned above. It would establish one monstrous bargaining unit composed of all four - year university campuses outside the doctoral campuses of Madison and Milwaukee. Madison and Milwaukee would have their own, but smaller bargaining units. Madison would have about 1,250 faculty members, Milwaukee about 800, compared to about 3,000 on the other campuses. This would Continued On Page Three Ken Meyer Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Andy Buchanan Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz Andy Petersen Steve Myers Mark Sanders ganger Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Business Manager Assistant Business Manager Distribution Manager Advertising Manager Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor _ „ STAFF ?oe&f,9 Ji°Hfr' B. Ur, ? 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The RANGER defamatory content efusing to print letters which -contain false or RANGER Thursday, February 4,1982 Faschingfest Set Fasching the German equivalent of Mardi Gras, will be celebrated at Parkside twice this year with a Faschingfest featuring authentic German entertainers and a full five course meal prepared by UW - P's Heidelberg - born chief cook on two consecutive Saturdays Feb 13 an d Feb. 20, in the Parkside Union. Admission is by advance reservation only. Traditionally, Fasching is observed as a last opportunity for feasting and frivolity before the beginning of Lent. The tradition will be carried out at Parkside beginning with a Rhine wine reception at 6 p. m. A German dinner will follow in the dining room with entertainment. After the dinner, the party will move to Union Square, which will be transformed for the evening into a German beer hall, for more entertainment and dancing. The decision to hold two Faschingfests for the third straight year was prompted by the quick sellout of previous festivals. Reservations for either Feb. 13 or Feb. 20 will be accepted by phone or in person only with the Union Information Center, 553- Getting a job takes work 2345. Payment can be made by mail using check or Master Charge after reservations have been made. Union Information Center hours are 8 a. m. - 7:15 p. m. Monday - Thursday, 8-4 Friday and 9-1 Saturday. The dinner will include mushroom dumpling soup, vorspisen (an appetizer plate including sausage, cheese and sulze), fresh spinach salad with hot bacon dressing, a German combination plate consisting of sauerbraten and gravy, wiener schnitzel, bratwurst, parsley buttered potatoes, homemade cherry muffins, sweet - sour cabbage and spiced crabapple and, for dessert, strawberry Schaum torte. Entertainment during dinner will be provided by a German zither player and the D'Oberlander Bavarian dancers. After dinner, light and dark German beer will be served in Union Square while the guests are entertained by the Carl Ratzer German oompa band. Entertainers will be in costume and guests are also invited to come in costume if they wish. Prizes will be awarded for the best costume. by Mary Kirton Kaddatz "(Getting a job) requires Super Bowl tactics of football and one on tactics of NBA basketball," said Roger DeRose of S. C. Johns on & Sons, Inc. of Racine at the Jan. 27 seminar "Cracking a Tough Job Market." The seminar was sponsored by Alumni andPlacement Office. DeRose, a 1972 graduate of Parkside in Business Administration, also received an M.B.A. in Business at Marquette University. The purpose of the seminar was to inform students of what on - campus recruiters look for in students when making hiring decisions. DeRose also presented information on "How to Climb the Ladder to Success" (promotions and higher wages) after getting you first job. DeRose offered encouragement to Parkside students and alumni. "Parkside has quality programs and quality students — enough to compete with larger schools," he said. The major difference is the "lack of preparation of Parkside students in preparing for the recruitment stage," he said. DeRose offered pointers to students and alumn seeking jobs: • Zero in on an exact job area within your major. Learn your ••••••••••• Club Events *********** business savvy along the way (while you are in school) for the recruiter. You must sell your best characteristics. Recruiters look for such things as past experience, past performance, confidence, maturity, and motivation to find out what you have learned from your education and experiences. These experiences are then related (by the recruiter) to how the recruiter feels you will perform in their organization. • Define your targets. Pick your industry carefully and remain in that industry through your changes up the ladder. Examine salary levels and quality of management before you take the job. Know the rate of growth and opportunities available to you. Stay away from troubled companies. • Prepare for your interview by getting and reading copies of the organization's financial and annual report for the last two years. If you don't have time to do this, don't take the interview. • Expose your character to the interviewer naturally. An interviewer may create stress during an interview to see what kinds of character and attitudes you possess. An interviewer is interested in finding people with as many positive traits in one package as possible to add to their company. Use your verbal communication skills to expose your logic and thinking processes. • Summarize your key credentials, express enthusiasm and appreciation for the interview. Be sure to ask what happens next and follow up. • Once you get the job, plot a route to the top. Treat your career managing as a business or product line. Never leave your career to anyone else. • Know when to leave an organization. (Usually two to five years.) Staying can be better when you are happy with your progress. Play on the team because executives and managers move up in two's and three's. • Stay mobile, it broadens your perspective. Fifty percent (of the executives) change jobs at least once in their first five years since graduation," DeRose said. "Twenty percent of (those executives) who had been recruited from outside tended to reach the top faster," he said. • Redefine your goals as you go along and be flexible enough to catch the opportunities as they come, not after they're gone. DeRose's closing comments were, "Nothing takes the place of hard work and dedication to get ahead. Next to talent, time and effort develop visibility. Good visibility can cut off five years of your ascent to a better career." I.V.C.F. Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship is sponsoring a Bible study for non - traditional age adult students and UW-Parkside faculty, staff and classified employees. June Pomatto, a Kenosha artist and a long - time student of the Bible is the study leader. The group meets in Greenquist D-107 on Tuesdays from 12:15 until 1 p.m. The present topic being studied is the book of James. Anyone who wants to learn about and be challenged by what James has to say on the subject of Christian living is encouraged to join. For more information call June Pomatto, 552-8650 or Barbara Larson, faculty advisor of IVCF, 553-2122. Marketing Club The Parkside Marketing Club Collective bargaining Continued From Page Two create a struggle for scarce state budget dollars that will be divisive and destructive. I join UW President Robert O'Neil in demanding that the proponents of unionization accept the burden of proof that collective bargaining can improve the university and make it a better place for learning and teaching. Advocates of collective bargaining should be willing to demonstrate that the learning environment for students would be enhanced; that bargaining would enrich curricula, enhance the quality of instruction, encourage more productive scholars, and improve the public and professional service components of academic life. I believe we can produce plenty of evidence to the contrary. I appeal to faculty, academic Staff and students to contact their legislators and be heard on this issue. (Editor's note: Prof. Gabor Karadi is chairman of the department of Civil Engineering at UW-Milwaukee. This personal opinion column originally appeared in the Dec. 8, 1981 issue of the UW-M Post.) has been officially reactivated as a chapter of Pi Sigma Epsilon. Initiation is planned for mid - February. General meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. Look for our signs for the room. Everyone is welcome! Bring a friend. Pi Sigma Epsilon is a professional sales and marketing organization open to all students, regardless of their major. S.W.E.A. S.W.E.A.'s membership drive meeting will be held Monday, Feb. 8 from 1-2 p.m. in Moln D128. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served. Women in Business Women in Business had their first business meeting last Monday. General business was discussed along with making plans for future events. Please read the Ranger articles for more information. Several new members have joined the club; however, new members are always welcome, women and men of all majors. Contact Carla Thomas at 553-2351 in the education office or any other executive board member. Patronize RANGER A duertisers FEB. 5 & 7 - 7:30 P. M. ADM. $1.50 Next Week's Movie GODFATHER GODFATHER II Look Great. Feel Great. 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It is anticipated that employers and employment agencies will pre - screen resumes and will select individuals they want to interview. You must submit an original copy of your resume when expressing interest as this procedure will allow participants to know what type of interview opportunities they will have in Houston prior to departure. Other items on the tentative itinerary include: a reception for participants hosted by Houston area UW - Parkside alumni and an opportunity to enjoy the sun and sights. Travel arrangements will be left to the discretion of the participants. Information on air and bus travel and hotel accommodations will be available in the APS office. Anybody interested in the trip should go to the Alumni and Placement Office, WLLC D 173. Fund raising techniques taught Piano duo to perform Sunday The Parkside Piano Duo of Carol Bell and August Wegner will present a program of European music for two pianos at 3 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 7, in the Communication Arts Theater. WOW! What A Selection PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4:00 p m • SPEARMINT LEAVES • JUBE JELLS • CARAMELS • CARAMEL BULLIES • ROYALS • TOFFEES • JOTS • BRIDGE MIX • MALTED MILK BALLS • CHOC. CREME DROPS • CHOC. RAISINS • CHOC. PEANUTS • PEANUT BUTTER CUPS • STARS • YOGURT PEANUTS • CAROB MALTED MILK BALLS • CAROB PEANUTS • SUNFLOWER SEEDS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY • CALIFORNIA MIX • STUDENT FOOD • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURAL PISTACHIOS • SPANISH PEANUTS • BLANCHED PEANUTS • YOGURT RAISINS • YOG URT SES AME BRITTLE • RED SKIN PEANUTS • MINT COOLERS • STARLIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINNAMON DISKS • COFFEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROOT BEER BARRELS • POPS • P E A N UT B U T T ER KISSES • PEPPERMINT KISSES • LICORICE BULLIES •JELLY BEANS • ASSORTED PERKYS • ORANGE SLICES SPECIAL Week of Feb. 8-12 Yogurt & Carob Covered Raisins 40% OFF The free public concert will include Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring by J.S. Bach, Sonata in B-flat Major by Clementi, Variations on a Theme by Beethoven, op. 35 by Saint - Saens, Seven Pieces from "Mikrokosmos" by Bartok, Sonata by Poulenc and Jamaican Rumba by Arthur Benjamin. Both Bell and Wegner are members of the Parkside music faculty. Veterans move The Veterans Services office has been moved to WLLC D115A. Ken Oberbruner, Coordinator of Veterans Services, will be available in that office from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. The Veterans office phone number is 553-2269. Book Co-op books available Students who had books at the Book Co-op before the Co-op left the Parkside campus last year are still able to pick up their books if they haven't done so. Approximately 300 of the books from the Book Co-op can be picked up by their owners at the Chiwaukee Food Co-op, 340 Ma in Street, Racine. The phone number is 552-9420 and the person to contact is Kai Nail. A week long training program on fund - raising for public and private non - profit organizations will be held at Parkside on Feb. 8 through 12. The course will be conducted by The Grantsmanship Center, the oldest and largest non - p rofit grants, management and fund - raising training organization in the nation. The training program will cover such topics as developing a fund - raising plan, using volunteers in fund - raising efforts, identifying potential donors, gifts from corporations, group giving programs and fund - raising and the law. Persons interested in attending or wishing more information should contact Prof. Ronald M. Pavalko, Phone 553- 2486. Career goals topic of workshop Community Student Services and Student Development are sponsoring a six session Career Exploration Workshop for students undecided about their major or career goals. The workshop is free to current UW - Parkside students, but has a limited enrollment. Workshop participants will be offered an opportunity to assess their values, personal characteristics, interests and skills and relate them to career decisions. Information will also be presented on decision styles; how to conduct career research; goal setting and how to develop, as well as put into effect, an action plan. Patronize R anger Advertisers!!! Blood pressure program held The Campus Health Office and the Wisconsin High Blood Pressure Control Program / American Heart Association will sponsor a Valentine Blood Pressure Screening program on Feb. 10 and 11, in the Greenquist Alcove, from 10:30 a. m. to 2 p. m. Photography . . . the infinite image Almost a full year in development, "Photography, The Infinite Image" is a product of Pentax Photographers. Now, in conjunction with Camera World, they are presenting it to Racine and Kenosha. Here is a seminar that combines the excitement of a multi-projector, audio-visual presentation, the expertise of Pentax photographers in the field, and a full color textbook to create a photographic educational experience. You'll explore the fundamentals of exposure and film, controlling images thru focus, depth of field and composition. You'll see how different lenses, filters and attachments can affect the impact of your pictures. Don't miss the opportunity to attend the "Photography, The Infinite Image" seminar. Seminar - Tuesday, February 9th Starbuck Auditorium - 7 p.m. Complete this form and bring in or man to Camera World NAME Address No. of Tickets @ $10 each Phone CcimerciUJorlc) 3212 Wash. Ave. 637-7428/637-7429 Reu/eu) "On Golden Pond is as good as gold 11 by Karla Kobal Mortality has turned into an obsession for Norman Thayer Jr. (Henry Fonda). About to turn 80, heart troubles and a failing memory has prompted him to barricade his life behind a wall. The only person who he will relate to is his faithful wife, Ethel (Katherine Hepburn), with whom he has shared his life for 48 years. "On Golden Pond" deals with the couple's struggle with aging and with their daughter Chelsea (Jane Fonda). Chelsea is bitter towards her father after her unhappy childhood. With hesitation, Chelsea has come PSGA tops in Stroh's stacking home to Golden Pond with her boyfriend Bill (Dabney Coleman) and his son Billy (Doug McKeon) to celebrate Norman's birthday. When the celebration ends, Chelsea and Bill go to Europe for a month, leaving Billy behind. This leads to an unlikely friendship between an adolescently turbulent Billy and an aging Norman. "On Golden Pond" is a sentimental and moving picture that draws audiences into the lives of the characters. Sincere acting, witty humor, and the one - time cast of Fonda - Hepburn - Fonda make this film especially heartwarming. Burned up The nation-wide Stroh's stacking context came to Parkside last week, and PSGA walked away with first place. After topping B.M.W.I.S., the Physics Club and the Vet's Club by stacking 15 cases in 2 minutes, 10 seconds at the preliminaries on Wednesday, PSGA went on to take honors in Saturday's finals by stacking 17 cases in only one second longer. Parkside is now tied with Gateway for first place in the state. Sponsored locally by E.F. Madrigrano distributors, the contest is being held in 18 states throughout the country, and will last until the end of the month. State winners will win mopeds for their team and the National grand prize winners will win $2,000 for their school. Dormitory doldrums deepening by Carol Burns Well, well, well, so there is a plan after all. Somewhere in the grand archives of the UW system exists a MASTER PLAN for Parkside. Part of these plans include two phantom dormitories attached to the Union. As it stands, Parkside has the dubious honor of being the only four - year campus in the UW system without dorms. Therefore, it can't offer all that much to students who want to go to school just to go away to school. But Parkside must have something going for it, for we have some poor slob students commuting from Milwaukee, Illinois, and other parts of the Great Unknown. The addition of living quarters on campus would entice students from all over the state, which would help diversify our population. Besides, there's an energy crisis — why should students have to travel all the way to Madison for a good party? Where would the funds for these buildings come from? Supposedly, there is a large sum of money out there somewhere wh'ch has been laid aside just for projects such as this. Our PSGA is trying to get more information on this matParkside Players to perform On Friday, Feb. 5, the Parkside Players will present "Impromptu" and "A Quiet Game" at the Comm. Arts Theater. Performances will begin at 7 and 9 p.m., with half-hour receptions held before each and improvisations between plays. Beer, wine and soda will be served free. Tickets are $2.50 for students, faculty and senior citizens, and $3.00 for the general public. Tickets are available at the Union Info desk, or at the door. Seating is limited. For more information call 553-2345. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. •ter. At least the PSGA wants to get more information. They have problems once in a while getting people to stick around long enough to vote on things. Meanwhile, the idea of using the downtown Racine YMCA as a Parkside residence hall is being discussed. This prospect is just not as inviting as a real dormitory. No, Parkside should have its own dorms, conveniently located and as aesthetically pleasing as the rest of the buildings on campus. Maybe someday they will exist. Then we'll find out how much Security will charge for a 24 - hour parking permit. Photo by Mark Sanders THE PSGA TEAM stan ds In front of their winning stack. Coming Events Thursday, Feb. 4 COURSE "Introduction to Photography" starts at 7 p. m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW - Extension. Friday, Feb. 5 MOVIE "The Competition" will be shown at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Sunday, Feb.6 CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre featuring the Parkside Piano Duo. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "The Competition" will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Feb. 8 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p. m. in Union 106. Prof. Michael Ebner of L ake Forest (111.) College will talk on "A Developmental Approach to Teaching History". The program is free and open to the public. Wednesday, Feb. 10 BLOOD PRESSURE from 10 a. m. til 2 p. m. in Alcove 103 just north of t he book store. All the Parkside Community is welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. COFFEEHOUSE at 12 noon in Mid Main Place featuring Pat McDonald and "The Essentials". Admission is tree for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Spansored by PAB. SEMINAR "How Are You Doing?" at 1 p. m. in MOLN 111 for new, re - entry and non - traditional age students. Sponsored by Peer Support. FILM "The Four Musketeers" at 7 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. DANCE at 9 p. m. in Union Square featuring the Tony Brown Band. Admission is free with your basketball ticket or $2.00. Sponsoredby Student life. Ill VI II PARKSIDE PLAYERS PRESENT: IMPROMPTU & A QUIET GAME" 2 - One ac t comedies, plus 'A hr. of live improvisation. FRL, FEB. 5th SHOWS AT 7 & 9 P. M. FREE BEER, WINE & SODA AT RECEPTION, 1/2 HR. BEFORE EACH SHOW. TICKETS — $2.50 for Students $3.00 for General Public AT UNION INFO. DESK (553-2345) LIMITED SEATING AVAILABLE 10% off Wilh "Hhia ar+ supplies ad fastel fe», fton-fn P \ 53t 10-5 Thursday, February 4,1982 RANGER Women's basketball Race Walking Rangers rank first by Patty De Luisa "What is racewalking?" you ask. That's a good question. Well, racewalking may be defined as a track and field event in which one walks at a rapid pace with one foot on the ground at all times while with the same leg, the athlete's knee is locked. In the past, you've probably seen several racewalkers lapping Parkside's inner loop. Well, with this coming outdoor track season, you'll be seeing even more of the sport. A fact little known about racewalkers is that Parkside is the nation's top racewalking school. Great walkers like Jim Heiring and Mike DeWitt led the school's reputation. Heiring is a 1977 Parkside graduate from Kenosha who was a member of the 1980 U. S. Olympic team in the 20K walk. At that distance, he was rated third nationally, following his long - time rivals Todd Scully and Dan O'Connor. He also took third place to walkers Marco Evoniuk and Vince O'Sullivan in the 50K event. DeWitt, now the women's cross - country coach at Parkside, pioneered racewalking here as an undergraduate in 1972. At that time, he ranked ninth at 20 kilometers and eighth at 50 kilometers. Parkside has made a number of new additions to its racewalking roster this year. Hailing from Cheektowaga, New York, 21 year old junior Preischel is expected to be the Rangers top walker of the season. Also promising to perform well this season is Tom Edwards of Central Valley, New York. The twenty - year - old freshman is rated eight in the twenty - kilometer event, according to Track and Field News. Another New York imoort, Don Lawrence, is walking for Parkside this season. Lawrence is a transfer student from Lockport, New York. Don's older brother, David Lawrence, will compete in open meets this year. All of these walkers except David Lawrence, "picked up" the event in high school, as each of them participated in the one - mile racewalk for their schools. As far as racewalking goes, Will Preischel commented, "I was surprised at the lack of support and knowledge of racewalking here in Kenosha as compared with the western New York area." He also expressed a hope that interest in the sport would be increased among the people of this area. ®PatMacDonald& AThe Essentials A COFFEEHOUSE EVENT in Middle Main Place on Feb. 10-12-2 pm "I think of ou r music as counterpop ..." Pat MacDonald Rangers overcome Marquette Photo by Steve Myers FRESHMAN KIM JOHNSON misses her chance for two against Marquette. by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside women's basketball team had a few problems last week as they lost two out of three games they played. The women started out on the wrong foot by losing Jan. 25 to North Central College 85-68. Despite Kim Johnson's 21 points and Jeanne Jacobs' 20, the cagers were just outclassed by North Central. The high scorers for the North Central team were Brenda Sanders and Kim Wallner, with 24 points apiece. What went wrong for the Rangers? Well, at halftime things didn't seem too terrible; the women were down only 36-33. Even during the last six minutes of the game, North Central only had a six point lead, but then things went sour for the Rangers. "We got tired the last few minutes of the game," commented Noreen Goggin, women's basketball coach. "We couldn't keep up with them." North Central beat the Rangers' full court press and ran the cagers into the ground. "The people that were in (the game) were tired," she said. "They had had no more than a 30 second break. It was our tiredness that really beat us towards the end." So, from a tough loss to an obviously tougher team, the Rangers moved on to take on Marquette University on home turf last Thursday. "In the very beginning they took the first two baskets, and from then on we took over," said Goggin. "We held their leading scorer to 12 points." The Rangers not only held Marquette's high scorer down, but they also came away with a victory against Marquette for the first time in the history of Parkside's women's basketball. The leading scorer of the game was Jeanne Jacobs with 21 points. Following her was Shelley Laffin with 14 and Laurie Pope with 13. "We played very well defensively against them," remarked Goggin. Pope led the rebounding with a whopping 16. But last Saturday, the women dropped their conference record from 3-1 to 3-2. The Rangers took a horrendous beating from Green Bay, 109-61. "We were close until about the first half of the first half," said Goggin, "and the next thing I knew it was 30-16. We weren't playing like we were capable of playing," said Goggin. "We were trying to pass over them, and they are a very tall team. I think that we were hurt in that respect." The women weren't shooting well that night. Kim Johnson scored 14 points, and Robin Henschel and Shelly Laffin scored only 12 points each. When asked to comment on the unusually high score that Green Bay had, Goggin said, "They just kept adding and adding. It was almost uncalled for." The Green Bay team was trying to set a new school record, and they succeeded. "I would never do it (run up the score) to just set records, but then we probably set a record on the most points ever given up," remorsed Goggin. "They (the women) were embarassed, and we as coaches were embarassed." When it got so bad for the women and they realized that they had no chance of catching up, they put in all substitutes. The only thing that came of this game was a little experience and a big incentive to come back and win when they take on Green Bay later in the season. "We're looking forward to playing them again," said Goggin. "I think that there will be a totally different outcome." This sounds somewhat like a threat, but we will have to wait until Feb. 26 to see. The game will be played at 5 p.m. at Kenosha's Gateway gym. Classified Ads W A N T ED NEE DED f or NCAA National Wrestling Tournament. Student who is good at freehand printing or lettering. On Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, February 26, 27 and 28. Call 553-2308 for more information. P ER S O N A LS CHRISSY: Thanks for the pineapple cake — The SPU Brother. (TE D) you are lOof the most boringest people we know. M I S CE LL A N E O U S Q U E S T IO N I N G YOUR RELIGION? Visit TLIE? _ ''"'i in 'iir-iiinfi " ^ - I Unitarian Univ-salists (11 a.m. Service) In CLUB'S annual race was held last weekend 9 Parkside s cross - country trail. See next week's Ranaer for ««=. W A N T ED results. * ™r '9er Tor HELP W A N T E D: Dominatrix. Prefer ex Photo by Mark Sanders perienced but will train. Jim 553 2650. SUNDAY MIXED LEAGUE • 11 weeks of bowling • Free Bowling T-Shirt • Trophies/Pizza Party the last nit< TIME: 7 P ' m" PLACE: Rec Centei COST: $2.75 TEAMS: 4 member ORGANIZATIONAL MEETING SUNDAY, FEB. 7 — COME BY YOURSELF— — BRING A FRIEND — — BRING A TEAM! — BILLIARDS BOWLING CHE8S BACKGAMMON TABLE TENNIS FRI8BEE TABLE SOCCER The Association of College Unions - International Regional Qualifying TOURNAMENTS HOSTED BY UW-PARKSIDE FEB. 11-13, 1982 NORTHERN ^LUNois ANDLUPPERSMrc RHICAN W r SC0 NSI TO REPRESENT THEIRSCHMI C 0 M P E 1 REC. CTR. D ESK. ° M T H E PARKSIDE UNIC RANGER Thursday, February 4,1982 Fencing Rangers foiled in tourney by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside men's and women's fencing team took their lumps this past weekend when they took on some of the top named fencing schools in the nation in the University of Illinois Chicago Circle tournament. The men's team fenced against some of the top names in the country, but lost every match. There were, however, some individualists that performed very well. Against Washington State, Louisiana, the men lost overall 8- 19. Then the men took on Wayne State, a particularly tough team, and lost 2-25. The two bouts that were won against Wayne State were captured by junior Bruce Klappauf. Loran Hein, the coach of the fencing team said, "Anytime you can win one match against Wayne State you feel very good, if you can win two you feel real extra good." Klappauf lost just one very close bout to Wayne State. The men battled it out against Notre Dame University for another loss later that day, 7-20. Then, the men took on the host team, Chicago Circle, to improve somewhat, 11-16. The Ranger women started out against Notre Dame, and lost 4-12. They then moved on to battle with Notre Dame's sister college, St. Mary's to lose again, 2-14. After a break, the women took on top notch Wayne State to lose again, 1-15. Kirsten Reeves won the only bout. At the end of the day, the women were tired, but not as tired as Washington State must have been, for the women Rangers took them 16-0. Sabine Claus, the women's team captain, had this to say about the day's meet. "Well, it all depends on the school. Some of the schools we did really well against, but some of the others, like the national champs, we didn't do so well against. I thought for the caliber of the team we did pretty well against Notre Dame. We're not doing as well as they are, (other top notch teams) and we are losing to them, but we are still doing well for our capabilities." This seems to be the thought of all the fencers on both Parkside's teams. "Schools that are equal to us, we can do very well against, but the schools that have a lot more equipment and a lot more training obviously beat us. I think that we can hold our own against just about anyone that's about equal to us." Jeff Olson, a new face on the men's epee team also agreed. "Well, considering that they are top - notch teams, I think I did pretty good, even though I didn't come away with that many wins, I gained a lot of experience." Tom Olge, captian for the men's team said "I think that we were out matched and we were short fencers, and it was a very long and tiring day." Long and tiring it was, but only time will tell if the Ranger fencing team will improve any this Saturday when they fence at Michigan State. Photo by Karen Norwood PARKSIDE'S MARK SPIESS runs at a Notre Dame opponent. Wrestling Wrestlers pin second in Chicago Photo by Karen Norwood SOPHOMORE KIRSTEN REEVES parries a St. Mary's fencer's blade. by Joe Kimm The Parkside wrestling team showed those Mississippi boys what it was all about on Jan. 22 at a meet in La Crosse. The Rangers came up with a 32 - 23 win making it a 3 - 0 record in dual meets. A quick run down of the individual matches show the results from the La Crosse meet. Working up from the 126 lb. class, Michael Vania led the way by pinning his opponent in one minute and 11 seconds. Vania was later matched by Paul Roth in the heavyweight division with another "pin win" in two minutes and 42 second s. While Parkside's star wrestler Dan Winter watched with a cast on his elbow, the others carried on in bringing home the bacon. They were: Matt Kluge in the 134 lb. class who won by 12 - 4; Mike Muckerheide at 158 lb. who brought in a consistant 24-5; and Keith Reicher, sophomore, at 177 lb. and won his match by a victory of 21 - 9. Brian Irek, not to be left waiting, won his match by a forfeit in the 190 lb. class. Last weekend, Parkside placed second in the Chicago State Invitational with three champions, two runner ups, and one fourth place finisher. The Rangers were last year's champions. The team scores were as follows: Cornell College topped the list with 88 t eam points, and Parkside was second with 58 Bowling Keglers are alive and well The Parkside bowling club has been busy in the last few weeks with some interesting tournaments. On Feb. 6 when the men's team traveled to the Oshkosh Invitational in Oshkosh,' they took ten trophies. On the first place team was Glen Malkmus, Jay Podella, Scott Hartnell and Todd Molbeck. Anthony Porcaro took second place in the Singles Event, and Jay Podella and Scott Hartnell teamed up to take first place in the Doubles Event. In the All Events, Hartnell took second place, Porcaro took fourth place, and Molbeck came away with fifth place. During the St. Louis tournament on Nov. 27 and 28, the men's team finished 16th out of 40 teams. The team averaged a solid 190 per bowler, while John Peterson averaged 201. The women were also present in the St. Louis tournament, and they finished in the middle of the pack with an average score of 140 per, person. The women's team consists of members Ellen Becwar, Beth Wise, Barb Brockway, Jan flechler and Liada Pfilestifter. vV SPECIAL EXPORT m | ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE 2-Hour Masterizing yy 3219 -60th St. Kenosha, Wi. 53140 SPECIAL Mon.-fhurs. 2 3 SUITS JACKETS DRESSES FOR (Regular $3.50) TROUSERS BLOUSES SKIRTS SWEATERS Regular ($1.75) FORMALS $6.00 & Up $*50 FOR $£30 BRING AD. FOR SPECIAL OFFER points. The third place team was Olivet Nazerene with 52-1/2 points. Special awards were given to Mike Muckerheide as the outstanding wrestler and to Jeff Blochowicz for the most pins in the tournament. They are both from Parkside. The three champions from Parkside were: Matt Kluge at 126 who pinned Jeff Visek from Cornell in 2:13; Mike Muckerheide, a sophomore who won by decision over Randy Steward from Cornell by 10 - 1 margin; and Brian Irek at 190 who won by decision over Jeff Wachtel also from Cornell with a score of 2 - 0 overtime. The runner - ups were: Jeff Blochowicz, a freshman who was pinned by Tom Miller from Cornell in 1:34; and heavyweight Paul Roth who was decisioned by C r aig K o e h r s e n from C o r n e ll 5-1. The fourth place winner from Parkside was Scott Gerhartz at 167 who lost by default to Gene Hall from Cornell. Parkside won two dual meets on Friday evening at Carroll Dual to extend their dual record to 5 - 0. The scores were: UWP 32 vs. Carroll College 18; and UWP 33 vs. Ripon College 21. Double winners for Parkside were: Matt Kluge at 126 with one pin, Mike Muckerheide at 150 with 2 pins; Paul Roth at hwt. with 2 pins; Brian Irek at 190 a nd Ron Alba at 142. Winning one match each was Jeff Blochowicz at 134 and John Oja at 118. Top records for Parkside are: at 126, Matt Kluge a sophomore with a 25 - 4 record; at 126, Mike Vania a junior with a 6 -1 record; at 134 Dan Winter, a senior with a 21 - 4 overall record; at 150, Mike Muckerheide a sophomore with a 26 - 5 record; at 190, Brian Irek a sophomore with a 21 - 9 record; and finally at heavyweight, Paul Roth a junior with a 21 - 7 record. Mike Vania, a two time All - American transfer from Pacific University will undergo a knee operation in the near future and will be lost for the year. He may be eligible for a hardship injury appeal and retain two years of eligibility. Dan Winter, a five - time senior All - American, was injured in early January with a hyper - extended elbow. He may be ready to wrestle in the next week or so. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPNCa AND AWARDS FAST. M-HOUSC ENORAVSM SERVICE IJPHR SPO RTS M0N.-FM. 10-00 AM • S«0 P.M. SAT. 10:00 AM - ISO P.M. CLOSED SUNDAYS S HOLIDAYS • BROOKS • •nan • NIKE • PUMA • PONY • CONVERSE • SPOT-BUILT • 3AUCONY • SPALDING •NEW BALANCE The Active Athletes One Stop 694-9206 I1M MM R, BMOBM, M THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (c , i^"^ AFTER DATE 0 F ,S SUE' SALE , TEMS EXCLUDED. Rock with: The Rage 11 Union Square $2.00 Students Friday, Feb. 5,1982 $2.50 Guests SV*% Interest K Your Dally Balance is $500.00 er Morel WE'RE HIRE 10 HELP YOU OROW! Thursday, February 4, 1982 RANGER Photo by Mark Sanders WILBERT WEBB jumps over St. Norbert while Ray Duckworth looks on. last free minutes of t he game. The Rangers iced the game with ten free throws in the last remaining moments. Parkside upped its record to 12 - 8, as all five starters scored in double figures. Perry, Webb, Herndon, Brittman and McLeish contributed 20, 20, 13, 10 and 10 points, respectively. Eric Posey poured in 23 for the losers. Coach Stephens remains optimistic about this year's squad. "We have a new, young team. We're doing fewer things offensively than in the past, but we stress a good man - to - man defense with a little zone. We've got a few freshmen learning the game and we try to stick to the basic, fundamental things." Evidently, these building blocks, in addition to the maturity gained from playing Division I schools, are beginning to pay dividends. The Rangers have learned their new lessons well and should be a front - runner in the up - coming NAIA selection of independents for the regional tournament. Also to be considered that day are Lakeland and Milton Colleges. Tournament ratings will be decided Feb. 14 in Stevens Point, at which time match - ups will also be determined. Another note of optimism rests in the fact that Rudy Collum, assistant basketball coach to Steve Stephens has applied for the head - coaching position being vacated by Stephens at the end of this season. Men's Parkside takes N. Michigan by Paul Neil V CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS Last week Parkside's basketball team faced another tough act in Dixie - land, but managed to salvage two wins at home. On Jan. 25, the Ranger's record dipped to 10 - 8 as they found their Louisiana hosts not too hospitable. Parkside had trouble warming - up to McNeese State on Sat., Jan. 23, bowing 92 - 74. Two nights later against the University of New Orleans (UNO), the Rangers ran into foul play in their Division I test of the season. UNO, with a record of 11 - 5 so far this year, has taken such national basketball powers as San Francisco into overtime and has also defeated Southwest Louisiana (winner over • Marquette University in the Great Alaskan Shootout). UNO posed enough of a problem for the Rangers without the officials vying for some of the lime - light in front of 2000 fans. Parkside was charged with 24 fouls to UNO's 14, which is somewhat understandable on the road, but UNO was sent to the charity stripe 31 times converting on 29 occasions, while Parkside was allowed only four times and collected just three free throws. The free throw contest decided the game, as both teams scored 35 field goals from the floor. When asked about the 99-73 defeat, the Ranger's head coach Steve Stephens, who was assessed with his first technical foul of the season, was justified in his criticism. "The officials were flagrant in their judgment and as for the technical, I knew what I w as d o i n g w h e n t h e y c a l l e d it.. . I just wanted them to know that I knew!" Parkside shot a sizzling 57% from the field for the game, but UNO was hotter at 63%. Parkside stayed close, 52 - 37, in the first half but was handcuffed throughout the second stanza, especially when guard Charles Perry fouled out with 12 points and 6 assists. Three of the other starters finished with four fouls apiece to hurt the Ranger's chances even more. Wilbert Webb, Cornell Saddler and Dave McLeish notched 14, 13 and 10 points to round out their chances. All 13 UNO players got on the board as they paraded to the free - throw line, with Sherman Scott and Oscar Taylor chipping in 20 and 18. On Jan. 27, the Rangers returned to Kenosha for a makeup game against the Green Knights of St. Norbert (7-7), and fared well in spite of fatigue, flatness and a lack of preparation time. Although the weary Rangers made only two of 11 free throw attempts, they displayed good ball control and shot selection and won the game with timely defense, 62- 58. Starting guard Darron Brittman sprained an ankle in the first half, but Dave "Hummer" Mc Leish and "Chucky" Perry teamed - up to fill the void. After trailing 34 - 31 at intermission, Parkside forced turnovers on defense. A key steal by McLeish led to a Perry breakaway and then, McLeish coaxed an offensive foul with his double - teaming tactics which created a three point swing of events in Parkside's favor. This defensive tenacity and Parkside's inside strength gave the Rangers the breathing - room to hang on, even though they couldn't buy a free throw throughout the contest. Parkside did can 59% of their field goal attempts in comparison with the 54% for the Knights who were led by Joe Emmerich's 25 points. Seven Rangers scored. Perry, Wilbert "Buster" Webb and Brittman paced the win with 15,12 and 10 points. On Saturday, Jan. 30, the Rangers barely edged a physical and stubborn Northern Michigan team, 79 - 74 on home court. Last year, Northern Michigan was rated in the top ten Division II schools, and they are missing only two players from that squad. Down 42 - 40 at the half, the Rangers rebuilt an earlier lead with the play of "Buster" Webb and "Chucky" Perry as Northern Michigan couldn't put the ball in the ocean during the first seven minutes of the second half. Their cold spell and Parkside's improved play made the Wildcat's second comeback fall short in the Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE'S DARRON BRITTMAN (12). FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 • 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wi« 414-843-2388 SPECIAL Va DAY RATE ONLY $2.00 Parkside Union Rec. Ctr. ENJOY X-C SKIING DURING ACTIVITIES PERIOD Mon.-Wed.-Fri. — 1:00 pm- 2 pm Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Teaching Excellence procedure unchanged Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~If University of Wisconsin - Parkside Thursday .. February 11, 1982 ·Vol. 10 - No. 18 SGA submits new budget by G. Helgeson fter rejecting the total regaled fees budget as too low Jan 22 the Parkside Student ernme~t AsSociation (PSGA) bmitted their budget to the regaled University Fees tioo Committee (SUFAC) fnday. The new budget ed an increase of 133.8% over originally submitted budget, a total PSGA request of ~. mie new PSGA budget request es increases· in all areas 1gnated "Operating Ex." including salaries and es, supplies, servi~E:S! travel, 1pment repairs, utilities, and r capital equipment. The titutionality of the re- 1tted budget is being studied. jor increases appear in the · of salaries, services and ~el The president of PSGA's ~ request jumped from $500 $1500, while the vice president's ry moved up from $200 to $500. secretary's salary request bled with an increase of $400. ·ident Jim Kreuser justified salary increases by stating t "the President's salary Id cover tuition, books and 1 Photo by Mark Sanden SUFAC CHAiRMAN Luis Valldetull (left) opens SUFAC meeting. parking fees for the year. It is traditional that the v.p.'s salary is half of the president's. And, I'd rather have the secretary around instead of having work wait for clays. It all has to with running an efficient organization." Services were partially increased to cover a proposed on • campus legal aid office. "We've been kicking around the idea for a long time," Kreuser said. "Now it seems like if we put it off, no one will ever do it. But the students (on SUFAC) can do as they wish. You got to remember, though, that times are rough ; costs are getting pushed onto students more and more. A legal service would belp a lot of people." The proposed budget for the legal service is set at $6700, up from the original $1500. eaching Excellence rocedure unchanged Other services increases proposed by the $5200 increase reflect increases in standing committee operations budgets and a proposal to install phones in the Parkside parking lots, Kreuser said. In the area or travel, a proposed ·increase of $2000 (for a $3000 total budget) will cover PSGA travel by Pat Hensiak ter the recent issues and ments brought up over the dler Excellence Awards, it been suggested that the ure this year be run under current policy. ring the December 1981 rsily Committee meeting, e Norwood introduced a I to approve the resolution I v.ould replace the current on leaching awards. The ilied changes would have adened the eligibility irernents and cut down the ial number of nominees 60 to 30. Carl Lindner moved I lhe matter be ref erred back the University Committee for study and for PSGA to de a draft policy to the tnillee ~ reb. 3, a memorandum was rom Kreuser to Norwood ~ '1! is felt by most that ng With guidelines for the cher Exc~llence at this point not be Ill the best interest of I carnn,a-,. ... " 1 was the general consensus Id the rewriting of these ehnes should be handled gh PSGA, but that rushing gh these steps would not give ~erned a chance to offer ter ~acuJty Senate and the sity Committee suggested exisa~Ratner to go ahead with icy ~ng policy. The current s tes that no fewer than ~ no more than five .°.". angte edx c· ellence awards shall rnore IhaI ll an acad~mic year. 1tuti~J none member of the !Cl! staff of an academic the sha~ ~eceive the award lgibJe ~C1p1ents will remain rs aft or ~ ~ward for five er rece1v1ng it. ig~n ~f Faculty, or his/her Will coordinate the nomination and selection procedure and serve as a non · voting advisor to both the nomina6on and selection committees. The nominations of candidates shall be accomplished by an all · unit committee composed of one student selected by each program faculty. The committee shall begin the nomination process at the beginning of the second semester and shall publicize the nature ~f the award, solicit nominees, and evaluate the nomination forms received from students. The members of the committee may attend.the classes of individuals nominated by students to evaluate them. Based entirely oo the nomination forms received from students and other materials relevant to teaching, and specific criteria de~eloped by the selections committee, the committee shall nominate a slate of candidates, and forwar~ the slate to the selections comrruttee. The selection of the recipients of the teaching awards shall be made from the slate of candidates by a committee compos~ of _four members of the nominations committee, sele~ted by the nominations committee and four faculty members. The faculty members shall be sel~ted from the nominations committee _fr?m among the facu_Jty rece1vmg awards .in the prior two years. Should fewer than four faculty members be available_ to serve, the nominations committee shall select additional faculty me~bers The committee shall begin the ~ lection process no later than tour weeks before the ~~d of ~e second semester. _Add1bonal mforma tion oo cand1datE:5 may be solicited by the committee from the academic divisions. This policy was approved by the Faculty Senate in December 1979. Petitions available for PSGA spring elections The preparation for the spring PSGA elections is now underway Petitions for the positions \1.111 become &\'allable on Feb 15 and mw.t be turned m to the PSGA Elections Committee by Feb. 26. The ballot position draw111g .... m take place on March 1, and an absentee ballot will be read,• on March 2. Write in candidates will be accepted on March 5 and the elections will take place on March 10 and 11. costs to and from Umted Council meetings at UW schools around the s tate. "In the past, \\e·ve had maybe one person attending UC meetings," Kreuser said. "~ow we have four vote; on the Council, with maybe seven people attending the meellngs." Other smaller increases \\ ere a lso proposed to cover and maintain an effic ient student government operauon. Kreuser said Luis Valldejuli. chal!' o( the SUFAC committee, sa id that PSGA justices ar(' current!) studying the const11uuooality ol the re-submitted PSGA budget. A request to the Justices to rule on the constitutionality of the matter and to make suggestions to SlIFAC regard~ action to be taken was made by SUFAC in a motion which passed the com• mittee unanimously on Friday Valldejuli commented ''This the first time anything like this has happened at Parkside to my knowledge " Another motion, lostay,nth the <riginal PSGA budget until the constitutionality or the new request has been tested, passed 3- 1--0, with Ken Meyer, Greg Da,i and Valldejuli voting m favor, and Phil Pogreba voting again:.t Although PSGA has the power to accept or veto a total segregated fees alloca uon each J ear, Kreuser said that there is no more conflict ol interest involved this year than in any other year. "U we"d wanted to do this (increase lhe PSGA l>udgeU the first time, there "'ould ha\-e been The consUtution or PSGA, Inc gh cert n minimum rcqulremen\5 lo bccom Prt'Sident, \ ic Pr dcnl Senator, or a 'AC m m I You are a tudenl al W • Parkside 2 \' ou are CXUT)'hlg l st six ( G) crcchls 3 You tin, a GP.A or t lmst 1.0 4 Yoo re not on final academic probation conflict ol tntcrest Bl1)"' 11Y When lSUl-'AC) "'as t up. it wa x senators an:i hoo others lbcJ "'ere usually ex • en ton. ~metuncs ~ts ha~ n lclt open I'm \\orlting ~ the con sutution. It's nc-.er been deter mined that a budget couldn l be brought m late • Sena tor t ikc P!a!O rte1o\ budget "' a "hard to go through "',th " But he d " the budget is needed to n 1Jo,.\; Parksi~ lo become more out ~ken 1n the 80'11 It p.-irt the plan to make PSGA more , bl But ..., c11 also be look t other budgclS - th re are others that should be U1Creascd too, but ...,c can only ugg l whcr lhe a-ca should be " RESULTS OF MARUUA A DECRIM ALIZA TK) SURVEY 93 Yes 92 No 2 Thursday, February 11, 1982 RANGER To the Editor Headline was misleading ment at Parkside and not an insinuation that Peter Seybold is, at the moment, being forced out of Parkside. The article's title used was very misleading in this respect. ~~~t ~~NA TIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION Dear Editor: In regards to my Feb~ry ~th letter to the editor dealing with Peter Seybold's teaching abilities, I would like to say that the title used for the article was not v. ritten by me. and does not reflect the intended iXJ rpose or content or the letter The title I had chosen was "Peter Seybold's Teaching Excellence." The final statement in my article read, "The students have the most to Jose if Peter is forced to leave Parkside." was intended as a comment on the tenure system in the Behavioral Science Depart- I{Tl\' SALf.-APPROVED The purpose of my letter was to SIJPER BIJI,1,l~T merely share with you my own personal assessment of Peter Seybold's teaching qualities. I believe that the content of my letter bears this out. For those who have conscientiously read my at&,ti,~: · AHY Jlfll.l. IN .IIIY BIIILP/Htil letter. I thank you! Sincerely, Joseph L. Ripp · JS N.IJ/Y .IS 4 .BULLET-P,f()()~ JIE_SlJl Students cheated by loss To the Editor: than we had th'ought possible. As a recent Parkside graduate Students in Mary Beth's class m the Sociology / Anthropology were consistently treated as discipline, I am dismayed to learn valuable human beings. No the department will suffer the question or comment was brushed tremendous Joss or two fine junior aside or labeled insignificant. faculty members - Mary Beth During her time at Parkside, Gallagher and Jim Bearden. Mary Beth has worked at These outstanding teachers developing trust and respect in the represent the very heart, the professor / student relationship. meaning, of a university These few thoughts do not ateducation. Each has provided tempt to speak to the sound students with the tools to learn academic qualifications each of more about themselves as in- these fine teachers possesses. The ~tvl•=~~l? ~LJJ",:C -"i:fii=~ P"-~-$z:. ====::3 Is Sun Myung Moon right or wrong? dividuals, while expanding quality of text selection and class To the Editor: students' understanding of preparation was irreproachable. Just look at all the evil and diverse peoples and social orders. Students were encouraged to wrong in this world! There's got to This awakening of students minds learn and retain in an atmosphere be an answer for all this lying and and widening of comprehension is of mutual respect and hating and warring - and there a vital component ci university coopera ti.on. is! If you encountered a Moonie education. In the Jong view, the students at here at Parkside during the last Jim Bearden's ability to teach Parkside have been cheated by couple days of January, you've the "thankless" Behavioral the Joss of these exemplary possibly already heard a similar Science Statistics class with wit teachers. Mary Beth and Jim will line. However, if you've never and untiring patience made that move and take with them their thought about the answer to this required course bearable and enthusiasm, knowledge, and question, please take time to even enjoyable. He was always teaching talent. And the Parkside consider two possibilities now. available to answer questions and Sociology Department will A Moonie would tell you that the provide assistance for students. struggle to fill the void when they evil of this world is evidence that Mary Beth Gallagher's concern leave, trying to maintain some Jesus Christ failed to entirely that students realize their full student confidence and interest in fulfill his purpose. According to potential enabled many of us to the Soc/ Anthro discipline. the Moonies I spoke with and some r •mpt and to achieve far more From th;f ii~ researeh I've done concerning - 10 years ago "HEAR Favors Centralization of financial Aids" by Jim Koloen Wlule Parkside is making 30 percent more financial aid available to students than it did one year ago, an effort is underway which would affect the d1spos1tion of state grants so that they would primarily benefit underclassmen. A few months ago, Jan Ocker, Director of Financial Aids and Placement informed Newscope that $550,000 from federal, state and private sources is available to Parkside students this school year. Of this sum, federal funding accounts for $210,000, private sources make available $38,000. and state grants and loans total a _>Yhopping $212,000. $73,500 in state grants and scholarships is the amount which is most directly effected by the changes in disposition. In recent weeks Newscope has learned that the Higher Educalional Aids Board <HEAB) has taken it upon itself to change the rules that affect the disposilion of financial aids. Such rules will probably not go into effect until the fall of 1972. The proposed change in financial aids rules represents one effect of the recent merger. The • UW System Executive Council of Chancellors discussed the financial aids question first in its Jan. 6 meeting. The Council has informed that an HEAB comm I tlee was considering rule changes that would: (1) make ne~ t_he s_ole rather than primary <:nt~non m awarding grants, (2) hmJt all state aid to freshmen and sop~ornores, cutting juniors and seniors off from such assistance 13) require the campuses t~ allocate non-state aid (federal and private sources) on the same basis ~ they had before, thereby .' .l.'O. ntmm.n. g their past ''level of ' , ... effort" with non - state funds. -Newscope, February 7, 1972 - 5 years ago "Assistant Chancellor resigns" by Philip L. Livingston Erwin F. Zuehlke, Assistant Chancellor for Administration at Parkside announced his resignation last Friday. Zuehlke also announced his appointment effective April 1, as vice president for administration at Beloit College in Beloit, Wisconsin. Zuehlke's resignation announcement came just 12 days after Chancellor Alan Guskin's administration reorganization was made public. In Chancellor Guskin's memo of Jan. 24, Guskin outli~ed that. after "lengthy meetings with senior administrators," including Assistant Chancellor Zuehlke, he was able to fire eight administrators and reallocate three clerical secretaries in his administrative reorganization. Zuehlke was asked Sunday by Ranger News Editor John McKloskey if the recent administrative reorganization had anything to do with his resignation. "Emphatically no. It does not h~ve a~ythin~ to do with it. My discussions wtth Beloit began two to three months ago. I feel bad my announcement had to come at the same time as Chancellor G~kin's," Zuehlke replied. My feelings are very mixed to"._Vard Parkside. I think it is going to be one of the better uw campuses. I am moving for professiona I reasons only " Zuehlke added. ' . Ranger learned from two undisclosed sources in the administration that although Zuehl_ke and officials at Beloit had been m contact for more than two months, the final decision was made by Zuehlke last Wednesday or Thursday. -February 9, 1977 - I year ago "SOC change started" by Susan Michetti The Parkside Student Government Association held an emergency Senate meeting on Feb. 6 to discuss a possible solution to the SOC budget alloca lions controversy. Kathy Slama, PSGA Assistant President Pro Tempore presented a motion for discussio~ only. She explained, "In the PSGA Constitution, SOC is defined as a subcommittee of the Senate. As such, there's been very limited communication between SOC and the Senate. Our proposal would hopefully rectify that situation." Slama said, "SOC as a committee would still be intact. However, there would be a six member group which would be an al!~atin~ and reviewing group. The six member group would be made up of four club presidents or their designees of SUF AC. One Sena.tor and these four club prestden~s ~ould be voting," Slama said. The chairperson of this committee would be the , ~sis~ant chairperson of SOC. SOC is going to be broken up into two pa~ts: a main group which is going to be called the General SOC and ~ budgeting and review committee." She said that each club will pr1:5e~t its budget at SOC. Any obJechons to a budget would be pres~nted . t? the chairperson of SOC m writing and, she said, the Senate would vote on the final approval of the budget. ".S~C finally approves the rev1s1ons that the group has made on these budgets. Then the ~dgets get sent to the Senate for fmal approval," she said. - February 12, 1981 them, Christ's purpose was to bring spiritual and physical salvation to all men by Him finding the perfect mate with whom to establish God's perfect loving family. Had Christ not been killed on the cross, he would have accomplished this complete salvation. However, the Moonies do not accept Jesus as Savior in the sense that his death did bring spiritual salvation. But all the same Christ's death is a "secondary way" to obtain salvation according to Barbara, one of the Moonies. Their belief is that God is leading man to physical salvation through Sun Myung Moon. In 1936 Moon claims to have had a revelation in which Jesus told him that he was chosen of God to finish the work Jesus failed to complete. During the next several years Moon says that God inspired his writing of the Divine Principle which is regarded as complimentary to and equally as much the Word of God as the Bible. It was during this time that Moon established the "perfect family" thus blazing the way by which one must come to get physical salvation. Persons of this "perf~t family" are all members of Moon's Unifi Church, and when everyoo joined their movement, the of this world will be done with, they claim. But is this really the a Let's find out by challengin Moonies belief that the Principle and the Bible coequal compliments wi conflicts. The Divine Pr' says that Christ's crucifi prevented Him from m complete salvation availa ·man. (Salvation is the comin a right rel<!tionship with Here's what the Bible says: even the Son of Man came be served, but to serve and to 1 His life a ransom for m (Mark 10:45), "In Him we redemption through His bl forgiveness of our tresp according to the riches cl grace." (Ephesians 1:7), "For God so loved the worl He gave His only begotten 1~ that whoever believes in should not perish but everlasting life." (John 3:16 short, these verses say Christ's blood was the ra Continued On Page Th Write a · letter to Ranger! Ken Meyer G'.>a nger Edi Pat Hensiak -~ News Edi Tony Rogers Feature Ed!f Karen Norwood Sports Ed! Steve Myers co-Photo Ed! Mark Sanders co-Photo Ed•f Andy Buchanan Business Manag Andy Petersen Advertising Mana9 Linda Andersen Asst. Business Manag Juli Janovicz STAFF Distribution Mana Linda. Adams, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Pai ~Luisa, Mary Kaddatz, Joe Kimm, Karla Kobal, L Lmstroth, Rick Luehr, Paul Neil, Chuck Ostrows Masood Shafiq, Kim Schlater, Jeff Wicks. RANGER is written and edited by students ot uw.Parkslde and mey are sol resp~ns,ble for its editorial policy and content 1kfl :~b~•~~~ ~very ThurSday during the academic Year except during break~ an\~. Written ,s Pn~ted_by the·Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wiscon All cor:"'rml~sic,n ,s requ,red tor reprint ot any portion of RANGER. ot3'/, U Parksid esrn ~ce Should be addressed lo: Parkside Ranger, WlLC e, eno,.,a, WI 53141 d s • ;!;!,":'':..,'fhth" Editor will be ·acceQled if t ypewritten, doublespaced on Slan::b"' eluded f~r ,:'r~,i~;fi~ margins. All lett(trs must be signed and a te1ept,one n , N0 ame~ will be withheld for valid reasons •NG eadl,ne for lelte,s ,s Tuesd 1 9 · . . d y The fi,- reserves all e,n . . . ay a a.m. for pubhcat,on on Thurs a · 1 ;" ialst defamatory con'r:::;;~1 prov,leges in refusing lo print letters Which con a RANGER Thursday, February n . lffl 3 Myung Moon _ continued from page 2 - Grade alterations reported us from our bondage p1 to f~ch would otherwise 1 siD r condemnation. These l in :ict a very complete along with many others. u~ interesting to note that its aks nothing of what Bib~: to as " physical 1100 ~~ of the evil of today's Bat~ ask. God's viewpoint as ~th rough the Bible is that 1>eeause all persons are ~~I) sinfuJ (disobed_ient) ura Hun. "For all have smned faDen short of the glory of .. {Romans 3:23) 'J'.herefore .,u do wrongs rangmg from byJeHWicks As all continuing students know. a grade report was issued last semester which was different from previous reports. This transcript - type document contained not only Fall grades but a complete record taken of all work accomplished at Parkside, including transfer courses and collegiate skills requirements. Although the document is not an official transcript, it does show a student his / her performaoce on all course work achieved. "In a sense, what it's doing is showing the students something that we've always had on them, but they would have to come and see us specially," said Susan Johnson, Director Institutional Analysis and Registration. Under the old system, the Student Reoords office did not have fiJes 11,hich v.we "on-line" v.1th the computer S) em. after the grade report \\815 produced and sent to the student, a large amount of la ere made oC e\en· 'ltudents' coirse and grade. Then, each la " s tndi\'tdually put on the students" permanent file, and after ~cey semester a card was added ~ the Student Records Office alwai:. accesiiible to the cunput.er system Grades are wntteu on In• dividual pnnt - out sheets \\1licb go through a saoner. This in tum pi clts up the grade and lnl mf ers it to the computer ystem which trints out a full tramcnpt that !S sent lo the student Under the old sy em, it used to take a long time to ~e a , to warring. God's cure for situation is that you "confess ,our mouth Jesus as Lord t,e!Jeve in your heart that God Him from the dead, (for 1 vou shall be saved." 0 ii; 10:9) It is onJy throu~ a personal relationship Christ that He can show _us to overcome sin through Him li\·e harmoniously with God man. "I can do all things sp irits, and the doctrines of devils (I Timothy 4:1) having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof." (2 Timothy 4:1) and they shall" . . . secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master (Christ) who bought them." (2 Peter 2: 1) ChristHimselfsaid "Uanyonesays to you, 'Behold the Christ' <r 'Behold, He is there,' do not believe him for false Christs and false prophets will arise and show signs and wonders." (Mark 13 :21· 22) Moon has risen up claiming that God has chosen him to lead man to complete salvation just as Christ did "what He could to lead man to spiritual salvation." Moon thus makes himself out to be another Christ. (Christ in Greek, the language most of the New Testament was written in, means "Annointed One") Jesus Christ is God's only Annointed One·through which salvation and a better way of life is offered. The Bible as is, is complete in itself. God's plan of salvation for you and me and through this, a better plan for the world, is completely described in the Bible. Annual Capsule College scheduled Hirn who strengthens " , philJipians 4: 13) So then, 0 me becomes a Christian saved) he receives the gift of I life and when that person depend on Christ for strength IPJidance in his life, then he 1-ork to make this world truly be(ter place. a.. what about Sun Myung aoo his Divine Principle? tells us that "in the latter some shall depart 1rom the . giving heed to seducin~ I leave the final conclusion up to you - is Moon one of truth or error? Research it yourself if you're interested. If you have any questions or desire more in· formation, stop by at the Inter · Varsity Christian Fellowship book table by the bookstore on Thursdays. Sincerely, Dan Suiter Capsule College, the annual program of non • credit courses during spring break, is scheduled this year for Tuesday evening, March 16, and all day Wednesday and Thursday , March 17 and 18. Registration deadline is March S. More than 100 different courses will be offered during the three sessions. Participants can register for the evening session only, one day, both days or evening and day sessions. A survey last fall of previous participants in Capsule College indicated high interest in topics related to the economy and coping with tough times. Those areas are ***********Club Events*********** 01 Wednesday, Feb. 17, Inter • ·1y <llristian Fellowship will If their series of talks on the ol James at the 1 p.m. large meeting in Union W7. · on James I will be Gail Zimmerman of the de Baptist church. Thf' t ol James is the practiea, lioo cl Christianity in our Everyone is invited. The Industrial and En· mental Hygiene Club will a pro-nuclear speaker on ay, Feb. 24. More inbon Will be available in next 's Ra~er. Women in Business What is happening with Women in Business? New events are constantly being added to the list of things to do: Feb. 10: Display table for SOC fair - Business Women World Magazine will be sold. Feb. 15: Phi Gamma Nu in· formation meeting. Feb. 16: General business meeting for all members, with evening students in mind. The time is from 5:15 p.m. to6:15 p.m. Please check the club boards for the place. Feb. 17: Seminar, Elizabeth J anicek investment executive for Shearso~ / American Express Inc., from 5:15 p.m. to 6:~5 p._m. Please keep these dates m nund and we hope to see you at these events. Geology Colloquium Accounting Club ogy Colloquium this week On Feb~ 15 at 7 p.m . . in ui:uon .,. be Synthetic Fuels 104, Education Alternative N1~ht uupment. Speaking will be will be the theme of an Accounting James A. White of Standard .Club Roundtable. Featured looiana. The talk will be speakers will include: Robert 11,re<f on Friday, Feb. 12, at 1 Yahr of Marquette Univer~i!)' · 111 Greenquist 113. Masters of Accountancy; William Raabe of UW-Milwaukee · Masters of Taxation; William Murin of Parkside • Masters of Public Administration; and Ar· thur Dudycha of Parkside • Masters of Business Ad· ministratim. Attend this event and discover your possibilities after graduation. Computer Oub The Parkside Computer Club will hold a special meeting m Monday, Feb. 15 at 1 p.m. in Moln 0137. The topic concerns the upcoming Comput_er ~a~ . .. The theme of this years fair is The Recreational Use of Computers." AIJ students willing to participate in the running or the fair are en· couraged to attend this meeting. Political Science Club On Feb. 17, a representabve cl the Socialis t Party will be speaking on alt~atives lo the 1982 elections. It -,-.ill be m M~ln 109 at 1 p.m. This event 1s being sponsored by the Political Science Club. Remember the club~s meeting on Feb. 15 al 1 p.m. U1 Moln. u2. New members are always welcome. orkshops address alc~~o~!!~ ...~ ':~~"' 0 '"" ~ aspects of alcoholism graduate students. Ti:: m at Coordinator, MentaJ Health ~ SCrutiniz~d thi~ serl_lester will be froi:n 8 a.m. to · p. · Association of Racine County. r noncredit Uruvers1ty of UW-Parkside. 25 . Class will meet on 4 Wednesdays • . 10 • Extension seminars at Beginning FebruartY_ and 7.9 pm. in Tallent Hall oC UW· de "Families II - lnterven 10n ks.. d ' Pebruar . " . Skills." An explora~on Par I e. . t Y 18· 19. Human Coun.selmg . nd intervention April 15-16: "Children of Alcoh~l ~ J ,Alco_hol~nd Other D~g of. counseling a to deal with and Drug Impaired Parents." 'Yill · ObJectives of this skill~. necessaohry r Instructor: er behavior and lea_rni~g r are to familiarize par· families of ale O ics. r - ~ov cl children who reside m nts With the range of ex- Lynda Flower~Blac~ u~fed ifu:01 / drug abusing home; ~ of human sexuality and dinator of a new enos . ed t a co . h" between alcohol P them feel comfortable in School District p~ogr~:1~ch~l r~l:;~ons i~~est, and family OWn the aPPropriateness of junior an~ seruo~ oho! or other !iolen'ce; intervention mo~d 10 lhi professional develop· students with ~ a cwill meet on 8 For counselors, clergy, and • ~ s area. The dynamics drug problem. ass. m in elf re clinicians. I~tructors are tov ola~se and sexuality will Thursdays, 7:~_J\~·id~.' ~a~ Wene (abo,•el , and eai:oI enrered, and levels of in• Tallent Hall at ach 24: Holston MSW of the same u111t. be 10n ~cribed. Instructors Begin~ing Ma~f Society's Meetings will be held frofr! 8 a.m. lad Fra~fie-i sexual therapists, "Alcohohsm_ - O~ Alcoholism's to 4:so p.m. at UW-Parkside. '- At Wene from the Center Greatest Erugmas: . 1 family . •ty Extension at ~c~I and Other Drug effect O? the l inditi:::;lications; con;ic~ ~~:ero•r further in· ~Ith ·Extension, Madison. and society; f 'la nt's needs and UW· :r s<1pbone 553.2312). ~~ aoo human service assessment o ~ e I tructor: forma on - ' clergy, coumelors, and treatment available. ns reflected in the l % program Other classes deal 1th health, fitness, personal development, music, lita-ature, the arts, craft and hobby interests, history, science, travel, commumcation, interpersonal relatlon~b1p , contemporary political, liOClal and en\'ironmental issues and career - related topics Everung sessioo offenngs include basic skills for wnt.cn. coping \\ith stress, bracket c:req, mvesli~, resume treparation. microwave coo~. st.a.rung )'OUr own small bust~, rhyUmuc aerobics, 0\-ercorn~ sh~ and becoming more asserllve., biofeedback techniques, stained glass craft, a psychologital explanation of violence and i~e building ror the working woman. Complete course listint?s and registration forms are available from UniverSJty Extension m Tallent Hall at UW•P !Phone 553- 23121. Registration fee 1s $4 for the evening session and SlO for each day. The day fee includes luncheon. ____________ ..., __ Write RANGER ____A__ L__e_t ter! __, ______ .._. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS Financial Aid funds for 198'2.:83 re llmltod. Early appllcatlons ore encour cd Apply by March 15 for prlort cxmsfderotfon 3532MEACHEMID RAONE. WI ~ 05 PHONE (4\4) 554-&iOO Fl A CIAL AIDS OFFICE 784 T ALLE T HALL . nw-s. lbun. f ri l. ~loo. \\td.W.30 ----...,-------~- ,... ____________ _ THI~ rouro~ "-onn1 $1 OFT \~V ER\ let: E1.-pires F~b Ulh l 4 Thursday, February 11, 1982 RANGER \'Q"~ \\\\~ What Is lnte Carnival ~\\~~ 'Q\\~ ~\\~~~\ \\ Winter Carnival is in its third year on uw. Parkside campus. It is a week long event designed to develop friendship and cararaderie through a variety of Club and Individual Competitions. The festivities traditionally begin with the Parade on Monday and conclude with the Dance on Friday. Everyone is welcome to join in the fun! , WINTER CARNIVAL '8 PRIZES Winter Carnival events are divided into two general areas: Club or Organization Events and Individual Events. To qualify for club events your organization must be registered in the Student Life Office (Union 209). The Winter Carnival Committee will award $150.00 and the Winter Carnival Traveling Trophey to the organization that scores the most points dorlng the carnival through Club Events. Second and Third places will also receive Sl00.00 and SS0.00 respectively, and the second and third place traveling tropheys. Cash prizes will be deposited in that organization's private university account. The point value system which will be used for determining the winner ls: 1st Place - 150 Points 2nd Place - 100 Points 3rd Place . SO Points • Particl pat ion . 25 Points Sponsoring an Event . 125 Points •only applies to organizations who did not place. Contest results and Grand Prize winners will be announced at the dance on Friday night, February 5, 1982. Individual events are open to all students, faculty and staff. The Winter Carnival Committee will award individual Events cash prizes as follows: 1st place . $20.00 2nd place - Sl5.00 3rd place . Sl0.00 Forms for these contests are available at the Union Information Desk. To register, return entry form to the Union Information Desk. .. Organizations sponsoring events may not participate In that event. M*A*S*H PARTY (Dance) Featuring "SPEED KINGS" N.onday, February 22, 8:00 p. m. Union Square WINTER CARNIVAL PARADE Nionday, February 22, l: 00 p. m. through Main Concourse CLUB EVENTS 1. WINDOW PAINTING Sponsored by Winter Carnival Committee Wednesday, February 17 - Monday, February 22 2. BANNER CONTEST Sponsored by Cheerleaders Banners should be completed by noon on Monday, February 22 3. PARADE FLOAT CONTEST Sponsored by Winter Carnival Committee Monday, February 22 4. OUTDOOR VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT Sponsored by Bowling Club Tuesday, February 22 - Friday, February 26 S. SNOW SCULPTURE CONTEST Sponsored by Winter Carnival Committee Sculpture should be completed by noon on Friday, February 26. 6. BLOOD DRIVE Sponsored by Peer Support Held February 3 This event was won by I.V.C.F. INDIVIDUAL EVENTS l. BEER DRINKING RELAYS Sponsored by PSGA Monday, February 22, during M*A*S*H 2. M*A*S*H T~IVIA CONTEST Sponsored by \ /inter Carnival Committee IVlonday, February 22, during the M•A Party 3. JELLO SLURPING CONTEST Sponsored by PSGA Monday, February 22, during the Party 4. FASHION SHOW Sponsored by Pi Sigma Club) Tuesday, February 23, 7:30 p. m. Union S. RUBIK'S CUBE CONTEST Sponsored by Pi Mu Epsilon (Math Club) Tuesday, February 23, 12: 30 p. m. Union 6. EGG DROP CONTEST Sponsored by Physics Club Wednesday, February 2.4, 1: 00 p. m. Bizaare 7. COLLEGE FAMILY FEUD Sponsored by Winter Carnival Committee Thursday, February 25, 5: oo p. m. Union 8. DIRTY JOKE CONTEST Sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon Club) Friday, February 26, 12:00 p. m. Union 1 OTHER WINTER CARNIVAL EVENTS-____; ______ -::t'i FRANK ABAGNALE Sponsored by PAB Wednesday, February 24, 8:00 p. m. Com. Arts Theatre "THE BEST OF THE WORSE FILM FEST" Tuesday, February 23, 8: oo p. m. Union Sqaure BASKETBALL PLAY-OFFS UW-Parkside vs. Eau Claire Thursday, February 25, 7: 30 p. m. PhY· DANCE Featuring "OVERKILL" Sponsored by PAB Friday, February 26, 9:00 p. m. Union Sq FOR MORE INFORMATION, pick up a Winter Carnival bookl t .-:~~B~oo-ke-ts ore available at the Union Information Desk a n d ,.n th e St u d ent Life Office, Uen io• n Room 209. RANGER Tyme may be running out at Parkside Kirton K1.1ddatz up automatic teller. The user ~J ,ta~ one of the best inserts a plastic card (similar to a ~ ·stems in the country. credit card) and punches in a four ~d S) and legislators come digit P.I.N. (personal idenumers, to map their Tyme tification number). The automatic v.~:;r ours," said Mich~el machine performs banking elll~ afFirSt National Manne transactions in place of human f Racine. tellers with your bank from ..,. I-' has been around anywhere in the state. The auto _ ffl!le bout four to five years. teller makes cash withdrawals ~•~National Marine Bank deposits money, and can transre; ~ fU'S ·ts ryme contract until money from savings to checking ~ed /March, 1982 in hopes of accounts. The Parkside machine ~ 0 its transactions to the can give yru cash in $20 bills up to r,:¢Slng the machine could at $200 per day and up to $500 per nf1 wtierf~r itself. The Parkside week. Visa and Mastercard may paY ch'ine has had an in- also be tired into Tyme. .-...- ..-, m. a activity si.n ce ·I t was ''The mai. n reason for removing ~ ;:1 Parkside. The goal was Tyme at Parkside is it's costing us ~ nsactions per month and money to keep the service," said ,') ~e averages 400 to 500 Falbo. The machine isn't paying '.')1lSI ctiOOS per month. for itself because "there are no !53,re not as interested in Kenosha banks issuing Tyme "i\'t revenue as we a~e in cards. Parkside's Tyme machine ~ '"" a servic~ that _will be cannot work without a customer ~".;' said Bill Niebuhr, base," he said. ,g, rJ the Union. Ranger called Kenosha area ;tttore has been at Parkside banks for their reasons why they bank officials said, "It's on our counties in Wisconsin that not ~05 three years and is do not issue Tyme cards. Two future expansion plans, but the issue Tyme card.$ "People ho in's largest, single most bank officials said, "It's too usage factor is cause for concern bank. at Kenosha banks do nm __ ..,,_~ THE TYME MACHINE outside of Union Square. ~cated b~nki_ng service costly, equipment is around It would require a joint effort by baveaccessforapplyu~ forfyme ~statewide tie - m syste~ to $35,000 plus security for the Kenosha banks in order to pay for cards since b:inks are the on)) i' t,anks," said a Parkside machine. Locating the machine is the equipmenL" source for t-"suing cards," said 1U' a problem. Tyme machines need There are approximately 260 Falbo. ll de's Tyme banking to be in high traffic areas such as Tyme installations in Wisconsin. " It's unlon1matc "-e're I ;: 1 works similar to a walk malls." Three of the Kenosha Kenosha County is one ex the fev. the Tyme equipment," id a r Scholarships available I Rotary Foundation The Scholarship Bank h~s sociology: FieldResearch_project o"ers scholarsh·1ps ed ten new scholarship grants $300 to $600 per applicant to 111 ...,wx:ms that are now accepting assist in a number of research ,~lions from college projects. Rotary Foimdation educational Scholarshi~. Apphcants may not ;dents. According to Steve Poynter_ Fund: Annual scholarships for young people for be marned and must be 18 l :a:. Director of the res~arch scholarships to $2,~00 for study abroad for academic year through 24-year- ,,d ~am. funds are now ava1la~le n~w.spap~r, broadcastmg,_ ad- 1983-84 have been announced ~Y Vocational Sc· larsh1ps are • students in the following m1rustrabve or art. ~elated r1e~ds. Henry Vredeveld, Rotary District available to l)t."< I"'· who have the : Center_ for P_ohtic:-1 Stu~es: Governor 627. The aw_ards cover equivalent 01 a secondacy Celltge teaching: The Danforth Offers internships 1~ poh~cal the cost of language instruction. education and ha\·e 11\orked lor ;i::xlation offers up to $3,500 J>t:r sc1~ce, ec~nomics,_ Journ~hsm, transportation, food, lodging and two years in a technka1 field In • to students interested m pubhc relat_ions, business, hiStory tuition. the past, student-" have studied ~ as a profession, with and education. . 1 k" f vocations from beekeeping to roximately twenty - five The Scholarship ~ank w_ill send Rotarians are ' oo_ mg or h,·dro£oil construction \' tional Jfffi1lofthe3,000 annual awards students. a pe~sona_hzed prmt - out !~~~~:s;~ufgr~ingy;eJ~~:n~ a\\·ardee. mu.t be 21 through to m·,nority candidates. of the fmanc1al aid sources that . • et the. h el ds as ~·ears old r ·bl f st d nt can mterpr 1r om an ~ · [1teptio n a l Student !hey are ~igi _e 0 ~· u e s wellasabsorbthecuJturesoftheir Teachers applvmg for Th ifio11ships: Available for t~e u~tere st~t us~ng ~s ne~ s:f country of study. Candidates must Teacher of the. Handicapped er of 1982, these funds will vice sho sen f s amf ;h apply for the awards before scholarship must ha,e the .;eel to offer summer em- addresse~ enve ope OS t! March 1 1982 through local equivalent of a ~econdary school merit to students in busin_ess, Scho_larstup Bank, lOlOO an Rotary cl~bs where they reside or degree, ha,·e \\ orked \\Ith I.he computer programmmg, Momca #750, L.A., CA 90067- t d handicapped for two )ears and ffl1:1111~ and related fields. s u y. . • . 25 through 50-)ears old M . lime year round em- Peer Support meets The Foundations scholarships . r of ........ ~t and permanent em- are PI a ce d ·m t o ri·v e categon·es• the Apphcauons obre oabnt~a ined ur. .:::x: tfment with one of the nation's All interested students are in- largest ?f which is the graduate ~~~~~~1: ~:b in your = tgest insurance companies is vited to the "How Are You Doing" fellowships. Ehach graduatfd m~J munity or l>\ contactll)8 Llo.)'d E available. meeting sponsored by Peer be 18 throug 28-ye~rs O ~ a Larson Rotar.) Foundation .\Jt~ropology, biology, con- Support. Geoffrey Gajews_ki, have ear;ned the equivalent ° Chairm~n 2323 v.atburg Rood. talion, marine science, writing specialist, w~! proVIde bachelors deghreeh. 1 ted Burhn"t~ WI 531(15 Phone 414) · tma essay Students w o ave comp e . .,, • $10 application fee initiated important tips on wn ~-c only two years or study on the 723-~. pmaepeetrins g awnildl bee shsealyd Fteebst.s 1. 1 aTth 7e university level may apply f or t he •- ;~----~--------------, p.m. in WLLC D150c. Foundation's Undergraduate .: Selig is scheduled to adthe Business Alumni ~tion meeting on Thursday, 18. All Business graduates llllited to attend their first ~ . There will be cash bar at Pm in the Parkside Union ~i At 7 p.m. a dinner will be '<it"il 11-ilh a choice of Roast ~ <i Beer au jus or Boneless en Breast Almondine. The ... ~ill be $5 and reservations -be made. ~ keynote speaker will be t!ia President and owner of the 't!t ~ee. Brewers. The topic II! 11• 'The Baseball Business in s" and will cover things ~ ~ how it will change, the : the players strike, the ~ nds in cable TV and the ~k on the field this season. ~ . ~usiness Alumni ~ iabon 1s organized as a part l:d uw.p Alumni Association ~~ _offer its members an ~unity to grow lhelil llally, renew their ties B . r Alma Mater and assist 1 ~ ~~- ~nd Administrative ;anu !V1Ston and most im~ hf ts. students. General ilab~ P 1s $10 per year and is Niate e _to any Parkside ness Wtth a major in the Di ~nd Administrative vtsion. The In Place To ·wash Your Car is the ALL NEW KENOSHA CAR WASH Kenosha's Only Fully Enclosed And Heated Self Service Car Wash \\ f/ /;/ / l===;=~~s/ 8 Big Stalls Protect your car against rust. Remove salt and dirt fast and easy! 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ACCOUNT TODA)' The Brown National Bank of Kenosha ..•. ..... 6 Thursday, February 11, 1982 RANGER "Whose Life" examines one's right to.~~'''""''" o, Em•=· by ruck Lu~hr ., ~ieves that it is his ?uty ~ a "WhoSC Life u; ,t Anyway physician to keep J:Ibalrns;o. e.! \:!~ge takt!I the potenually depressing by any means poss1 • .. - to ic of a quadrapJegic _wh~ wants having him committed as ~entop die, and tums ,t in:. : tally unable to make_ a _rational frequently funny , often_ tou m • decision concerning his life Jy;a,s absorbing him T~ Uniformly excelle!lt perescreenplay by Brian Clark a ' formances are tumed m by th Reginald Rose, based m Clarks t· g cast Most notable are hit broadwa) play, exa1TUn es the sKuepnpnoert h1 0 McMi•l lan as the J• Ud. ge ue;tion o( y;hat is mo~ im- who is to ultimately dec~de ~ant. the_ quality of hfe or Harrison's fate, Christine Lahti ~s mere I) existing. Cl . Scott a you~ doctor who 15 au-e . dedi ti n to Richard Oreyfu:, is s~perb in tom between her ca 0 the role of Ken Hams~, a preserve life and her_ respect for sculptor who is involved m a Harrison's wish to die, and Bob r,ous auto accident that leaves Balaban as the lawyer wh~m him paralyzed from ~ neck Harrison hires to represent him. down Because sculpting was As a student nurse and an ord~ly Harrison's whole life. and all of who become lnvolvedh_ w•!: his ,dcas will now never be Har r ison and throw . 1m realiicd, he asks t_hat . his una uthor ized party m th~ medication and kidney dialysis be basement of the hospital, K~kt discOntinuoo and he be all~wed to Hunter and Thomas Carter give die Harrison feels that he is being fine perfonnaoces. . treited as a machine to be k~pt "Whose Life is it Anyway" tS a working and not a human_ being sensitive film that sh~ws both v.ith the right to control his own sides O an important tSSU~, the right to die, and allows the v~ewer In a Boston hospital a love affair ends, a new one begins, a Doctor battles his patient, and a man learns the true mean•b lg f courage. life. mak up his or her own mind. I Opposing Harrison is his docl toedr, :ghly ~commend this film. hchael Emerson. well - P ay . Parkside, Tremper to perf o~ HAbsence'' investigates reporting b.-J wind .--rcussion developing into a ma~chlm~ hymn The com u~ , r- nd cli a,cmg with the ~~~~~ ~~~: ~ct ~i:: s~ ~d~J~ d a 23s"'voice combined by Karla Koba! Newspaper re porting is an exciting but serious job. "Absence of Malice" takes one behind the scenes of the news room of The Miama Standard. Micha~l Gallagher (P aul Newman~ 1s being investigated for the s1~ - month disappearance of Joe D1zz, a unionist. The F.B.I. feels that Michael is connected due to the fact that his father , Tom, dispised Diaz and was a mob member who dealt in bootlegging and swindling. When Michael's fa ther passed away he left him a liquor warehouse. This gave the F .B.I. reason to believe that Michael was following in his fathers footsteps. twisting turns. When G has finally had enough d the cident he pays the district torney, J ames Quinn, $9,(XXI terminate the investigation. department will join to present the chOll'. . finale cl a concert at 8 p.m. on James Firchow dtrects the 1b.lnday, Feb. 11, in_the_Reuth~r Tremper wind grou~ and ~tt High School Aud1tor1um m Mather the P a rkside wmds. Kenosha Admission is $2 for the Frank Mueller directs the UWgeoeral public: $1.50 for students Pa rkside chorale and ~urt and senior citizens Chalgren directs the combined Meanwhile, Magen Carter (Sally Field), an excellent and dedicated r eporter, has stumbled ac ross Gallagher 's government file. She writes an article on the information which is not yet proven to be accurate. However , she feels that the public has a right to know what is goi~ on. A_s the investigation continues, ,t leads the movie through many "Absence of Malice" is a interesting story which allows to see what may be goi~ news rooms today. The a · very well done in both Field's Newman's role. The featured work will be Tremper High choruses. ''Apotheo:;e," the third movement . . "Absence of Malice" is cl Berlioz' Symphonie Funebre et This 1s the second year that UW- excellent film and I would · Triomphale, op 15, begiruung P a~ _Tremper have cooperated with a dramatic fanfare, in a Jotnt performance. There Is Something Happening in Milwaukee. .. recommend it. Northwestern National Insurance Company! That is exactly why Northwestern National Insurance Company is coming to campus on Monday, February 15, 1982. Northwestern National is a member of Armco lnsurance Group, a Fortune 100 Company with over 60,0CXl employees. We have a reputation tor excellence and progressiveness that is renowned all over the world. Northwestern National is Milwauke&based and currently, we have exceptional opportunities available for entry level MIS Professionals. We offer the ideal setting for complete career development and enhancement. The training programs we provide allow for definitive growth and advancement potential. In addition to the extensive hands-on experience you will receive at Northwestern National, our start\ng sal~_ries a~e highly competiti~e. Ou_r comprehensive benefits package includes profit sharing, tu1t1on reimbursement, a thrift savings plan, a company subsidized cafeteria and free parking at our downtown Milwaukee headquarters. ' Take advantage of this opportunity to speak with Laverne Backes when she visits your campus: Monday, Febnaary 15, 1982 or for more inform~ti~n regarding the career opportunities at Northwestern National Insurance Company, please v1s1t your Placement Center. NORTHWESTERN NATIONAL INSURANCE COMPANY 731 N. Jackson Street • Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201 Member Armco lnsuran_ce Group An Equal Opportunity Employer RANGER Thursday. February 11. 1 7 ~t ~~,n ~~.~.!~~~ic~~~~!~~! their beliefs at Parkside f4itO' part ~eries ~~ammmg being made _a better place. It ~ ht , arious rehg1ons that would be hke trying to g ,J ~ campus. som~whe~e without a clear sens~ bl p3 t Hensiak end sun Myung Moon. are tho0sands of people who tins man. There are ids oi people who feel the thi' man has to offer. This the rounder of the ' 110n Church. Recently were members of the bCIII Church at Parkside, rpose being t~ show a :listic perspective on God tr before _.,,,_. nair.;day, Jan. 28 at 2 p.m., ~began to draw a number ~e There were about 20 present. and for the next irtwo an attempt was made Moonies to give these an10. depth understanding as He relates to our world The speaker's name was of d!rectJon. It's similar to a phys1can or a doctor. lf you want to ~eally help someone that might be 111, first you have to study what a healthy body looks like. Then )'.ou can look at your patient and find out what the problem is. That makes it possible to prescribe a solution. So, we have to understa~ what direction we are h~aded in. Not from man's point of view, but from God's. First we have _to ask ourselves some basic questions, the first being 'Who is God?' We believe there is only one God, and He had one idea. He wanted to see his family the enti_re world, united. We can try to begin to answer the question 'Who is God?' First we have to realize that it is difficult for anyone to prove the existence of God, because God is invisible. When we talk about something being invisible, that doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. It simply means that we can't see it. ~~MBERS of the Unification Church perform durlnn a recfflt v1s1t to Parkside. ...,, and the first thing he about was Unification ?!es (OOles in three parts," said '1'he first part deals with ils or Principle of Creation. isrhat we feel God's original li5l:OO for creation was. This 1 model of the world as it beoperating, similar to the ~ture operates, in harmony. reel that this idea has never "3ched," he said. "So, the part of the Unifi ca lion pie deals with the Fall of We believe that God had ~lly created the entire aoo man with an ideal of llXI His motive being that of This idea I has never been because if we look at the tixlay, we see all sorts of v,e see war, we see inle atrocities committed me another. ite la)t part of the Uni fie.a tion pie 1s God's Struggle," he Actually, God arid man fed throughout history, the History of Restoration. ei·e then that this is God's !law He has been trying to man to His c · iginal idea. ieve that God has been ,-ery diligently and very ~~ut human history." s next step was to talk the beginning of the Prine{ Creation. "Many people dm't have an accurate "When we look at our world, in the order and beauty that is here we know that actually, a God must exist. Order does not come from chao.s without some will, without some clear purpo.se of intelligence and heart behind it. Other things to remember are, that an important thing to each of us is, does someone really know me, does someone really know my heart? "God Himself must be a God of personality, a God of character. His inner - most essence is one of heart and love. That is also the innermost essence of us, the highest form of creation. God cannot be less than we are. " Dual characteristics have existed throughout creation. Masculinity, femininity, positive. negative, men and women. What this is saying is that one is not complete without the other. This duality exists throughout creation. It had to come from somewhere. It must have existed in the very beginning in our creator. God Himself must be a being with dual characteristics of both masculinity and femininity. God being both of these and also our creator, is actually our father and our mother. "Who is God?" is then simply answered with, 'God is our loving D art displayed e · dimensional con- Paris Honors Program, received incorporating natural an MS in art from UW-Madison !s including fiber, wood and the MFA from UWb~ r by Green Bay artist Milwaukee. parent.' Our relationship with God is to his children. 11\at has incredible implications. It means that we are all brothers and sisters.·• Toward the end ol the session during the question and answe; period, some people expressed their feelings and questioos. " I have heard many, manv different interpretations of words used today, like 'fruitful and multiply.' I think that when you talk about truth, if we went around to every person in this room and got their interpretation, we would end up with that many different interpretations. I'd like to know whv yours is right." • Kenny answered, "I'm speaking here or absolute truth, absolute love, absolute beauty Meaning that God is the source Truth is eternal and unchanging. If it's not always true, then it isn't true. In our world, we have conditional love. that is, I have five apples. you may have one because I have so many. It depends on time and place. Absolute things exist beyond the realm of time and place." The women had another question, or simply wasn't satisfied with Kenny's answer. "I guess what I don't understand is, what is so different about the Unification Church? It all sounds very similar to our way, e.xcept that it's set in a different way." Kenny responded again. " \\'hen I first heard the lectures, l said, 'yes, that's true, I've heard this before.' Upon first glance, we normally pick up things that are familiar to us. Unification Principles use many ~fCerent things, but the source 1t w:as received from was a Revelation Bagemeister -Winzenz will Hagemeister -Winzenz says her from God to Reverend Moon.'' display at the Parkside work reflects her respect for the ~ Gallery Feb. 15 art of primitive, archaic or tribal The woman had yet another larch 4. cultures, which embodies a search question. "There has been a lot in e1ster • Winzenz is an for essential meaning and pur- the newspapers about your • le professor in visual arts pose. church, about giving your ..rator <i art at UW-Green Regular gallery hours are pos.sessions up to the church, ~Ladid her undergraduate Mondays through Thursdays from about cutting off ties. 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OF KENTUCKY OMIAMI UNIVERSITY • : e soUTHERN ILLI NOISOUNIV.OFVIRGINIA • • e EAST ERN KENTUCKY-MEMPHIS STATE • • - AND MOREi • • •• •• • • FOR APPLICAT ION AND FURTHER INFORMATIO : • CONTACT: • • PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM20f-55J no0 • :• .•••••.•..................• ... , Thursday, February 11,1982 RANGER 8Parkside Players fairly successful in performance ~e intermission arriVed . time. To end the night of su the company presented one act "Impromptu." At . audience didn't pick melodramatic mood of th laughing at Sour COlDei About halfway into the ~ audience began to urxlerPI seriousness of the themesta Neustifer and Mary Beth' gave refreshingly stim performances. These two deeply touched the aUdience portrayed their charaet while simultaneously aU audlen~e to see a part of selves in that same portra The last section was point of the show. Even entire evening was, for part, entertaining, the a the final production Would definitely put a thorn in the the performance. actors at random: one placed himself in a position on stage, the other then re"ounded his position around the first actor. From this a scene arose. It was fascinating to see the imagina tion displayed in the actor's ability to improvise such original and entertaining scenes. The next was a hate symphony .. Audience members offered objects tha t they disliked to the actors. Each actor was assigned an item, and on cue from the director they began to tell a story of why they ha ted their particular item. The disappointment lay in the sudden cut-offs made by the director. The ordeal lost audience 'enjoyment because the actors weren't given the time to fully express aspects of their thoughts. Next in the improvisations was an audience suggested activity given to one actor. The others had to try and realize what the actor by Lis. Llnstroth The Parkside Players presented a series of skits and improvisations before their audience this past Friday night. The show consisted of two one - act plays, including "A Quiet Game," "Impromptu," and a variety of improvisations. "A Quiet Game" was a comedy skit revolving around an attempted kidnapping. Dave Schroeder worked his part proficiently, pushing all possible laugh lines to the limit. The audience respooded positively to his performance. However, Robert Cash was not able to cmvince the audience that he was feeling his predicament. He consistently feU in and out of character. The Players then presented their first improvisation, "Space and Rebourxl." This involved two Photo by Mark Sanders PARKSIDE PLAYERS ina scene from "A Quiet Game." was trying to portray and join the portion of the performance scene. One member was chosen to seemed to drag immensely. appropriately end the scene. This Vitality and energy dissipating, Wegner appointed to music panel facultyin 1972,is a com pianist and teaches music and composition. He is of the New Music at P series, devoted to the formance of cont compositions, and is a m the Parkside Piano Duo.He a PhD degree from the Uni of Iowa. A member of the Parks ide music faculty, Prof. August Wegner, has been appointed to a two year appointment on the Wisconsin Art Board's Music Review Panel. The panel is responsible for reviewing grant applications andmaking advisory recommendations for funding. Wegner, who joined the UW-P "King and I" a royal disappointment know she can sing, but her acting ability sure wasn't seeping out of her pores last Saturday night. John Miskulin (the King) made the audience aware of his talents, contrary to Martin. A reality was revealed in his character rather than a narrow minded stereotypic view portrayed in most of the cast. Re was able to give the audience an initiative for remaining for the .second act. If this was a high school production} the review would have been adequate. But we have some big, talented names here that did not boost their reputa tion with last Saturday night's performance. on the expertise of the vocal aspect, which was stifled by poor acoustics and overplayed music, than on presenting a believable performance. For example, in one love scene between Tuptim (Kelly Owens) and Lun Tha (William Althaus) the atmosphere had as much vitality as a mortuary. For two lovers who may never see each other again, they sure didn't seem too shook up over the idea. by Lis. Unstroth "The King and I" was presented . by the Miss Kenosha Scholarship, Inc. aod The Lioness of Greater Kenosha at the Reuther Civic Auditorium in Kenosha. The members of the cast all had very impressive write - ups in the program, but unfortunately, tbe performa ree did not measure up to the sta tely cast description. The entertainment resided in the Royal Princes and Princesses who, in their innocence. enlightened the stage with their occasional appearances. Much more emphasis was put Coming Events Thursday, Feb. 11 BLOOD PRESSURE from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. in Alcove 103 (just north of store) for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by the Parkslde Office. SEMINAR "How Are You Doing?" at 7 p.m. in the Library Learning Lab re-entry and 000 - traditional students. Sponsored bythe Peer Support Friday, Feb. 12 MOVIE "The Godfather" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union C mission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. S by PAB. Gail Ann Martin, who played Anna, with her 12 years experience, somehow must have managed to carefully let her talent go by unnoticed. We all Saturday, Feb. 13 FASCHINGFEST starts at 6 p.m. in the Union Building. Tickets are avaD the Union Information Center. Sunday, Feb. 14 MOVIE "The Godfather" willbe repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the UnionCinema. _Monday, Feb. 15 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Atty Mary Sfasciottl will "Marital Property Reform: Your, Mine end Ours Revisited". The free and open to the public. Wednesday, Feb. IS OPEN HOUSE at the Peer Support Office (WLLC Dl7S) for non· tradi students starting at 12 noon. LECTURE at 1p.m.Jn Union 104with Dr. Eugene Gasiorkiewicz. The pro free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. It <Olbt ~Wttt ~~1tPP£, IN THE PARKSJDEU~ION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHY SWEET TOOTH YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins . • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brinle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FREE CHECKING I 5935- 7th Avenue Kenosha, WIsconsin 414• 658-4861 7535Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414- 694-1380 4235- 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 410Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9·141 24726. 75th Street. 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Held in Union JaSlda,fuesdaY, Feb. 2 to a a otaling less than forty t performance was a , :'position of Mr. Keely's ·shOW takes place in a coop on the night of 9 six days before Poe's I,~cOOPwas where corrupt · kept alcoho\\cs and enIs inactive wh. ile trotting t to vote ill as many <aI as possible." (Voting lbeD was done by a show of J Comprised of two wooden chairs around a table topped with a bottle of wine and chalice, the set was markedly simple. The background contained a stool and coat rack, the latter doubling for various characters inhabiting Poe's life. The show begins with Mr. Keely silently walking toward a darkened center stage amidst very bizarre music. It effectively translated the moodiness Poe is associated with - a moodiness not overly - present throughout the play, though. Mr. Keely was not inhibited by the size of the audience, by the way. In fact, he commented afterwards that it would have been better if those present would have been seated next to each other up front, which would have grea tly magnified the low turn-out. Mr. Keely's performance dealt with all of Poe's troubles since , adolescence, including his dropping out of college and his alcoholism. Combined with this history of Poe were ample excerpts of his literature, including a charged reading of "the Raven", which closed the show and was its overwhelming higWight. All in all, as the cliche goes, a very informative and interesting evening. Responsible for bringing this outstanding production to Parkside was the Performing Arts and Lecture committee. For more information about the committee, upcoming events, or Mr. Keely's production, contact Robin Harris at ext. 2650. If there is enough interest, it would be possible for Mr. Keely to return and present an encore. annual Arts Review accepting submissions Parkside Arts Review, a y antbology of Parkside I poetry, short Iict.ion, and !Dotos,ISnow taking 'OIIS for the May 19B2 . Students are encouraged _it tbeir original work 10 editor Ginger Helgeson to the box in the humanities on the second floor of CclI1ffiunicatioAnrts building. 'llis year's Review offers four of $15each for the highest work in each of the 'es of submission: short , poetry, art and aphy. written materials must be ittedto tbe Review by March he series of "Great Costume "will be shown at Parkside bi February and March ·sponsorshipof the Fine Arts , The series, part of a tic arts course on the Ywood costume, is being availableto the public. All lIeareatBp.m. on Wednesdays ~ UniortCinema Theater. • !Cbedulefollows: Fell.24-Jane Austen's "Pride 26to be considered. Art and photos may also be submitted between March 29 and April 2 to the Arts Review staff in the art hallway of the Com. Arts building. All materials submitted will be critiqued by individual student staff members and decisions about inclusion in the Review will be made by the student staff. This year's staff includes: Jeff Frank, Juli Janovicz (associate editor) and Heidi Makris. Other staff positions are open. Students can join the staff as contributing editors by submitting work to the Review and participating in the critiquing, planning, design, layout and / or distributi.on of the and Prejudice," adapted in 1940as a screen comedy of manners starring Greer Garson, ~aw~enc: Olivier and Maureen 0 Sulhvan, ...March 10 - George Cukor's "Camille," a classic version ?f Dumas' novel featuring Garbo m a portrayal of the ill-fated, desperate woman in love; ...March 24 - "Gigi," a Lerner and Lowe musical with a cast Review. This year's Review will include 64 pages of original work. Short fiction should not exceed 10typed, double spaced pages and poetry is limited to 6 poems. Art work (including photos) will be accepted in black and white only, with a limit of 6 pieces, no larger than 16 x 20 each, Three dimensional art work must be photographed for submission. All work must be clearly labelled with the contributor's name, telephone number and Parkside ID number to be considered. Please include a SASE for return of originals. For more information about the Parks ide Arts Review, contact Ginger Helgeson at 652-3699. The Parks ide Activities Board presents this week's mov',,·e..... ... ",. ~- tlI_ ... · IMlliflill \;ftJ F.t., Feb 12 Sun.,Feb. 14 Rate~"R" 7:30pm· Admission 1.00 UnionCinema Theatre NEXT WEEK'S MOVIE: -....GODFATHER PART II RANGER Thund.y, FebrUllry 11.1912 , Burned up Bricking beats boredom by Carol Bum Just when you think it's all been done, someone comes up with something new. The latest rage to hit the thrill - seekers ia bouldering. Forget the fancy pinions and ropes ~ mountain climbing. All that's really needed for bouldering is a good pair of non-skid shoes. Bouldering is the art of throwIng oneself upon a boulder, and then climbing to the top. Safety wise. it comes nowhere near the da~er of mountain climbing: boulden just don't grow as big as mountains. So big dea 1. Wha t has all this got do do with Parkside? This place was not exactly built on a boulder run. Well, here it is: let's be a little innovative and come up with our own sport. How about "bricking" We certainly are notata loss for bnck walls. Parkside students would have ample opportumty to try tberr 11Is, for" "" plont of IIldoor spa Beoides, it "" poy:chololl'C11 value Hurt1inc you f ta wall would ~ a good coiba after a bad exam Time tria. could lei MaIO Place The no luraI there prov\d a ~ 01 ou,,,,,JOn'y - lype seWng for the a Inclined YteJl,)ou"n sky, at I....) Whyshould cili like Vor\ and Ourago "" all the fun' Bricking could be the beclnlli a new breed 01 human ny ..., ...... I"e\'islled The rhildml 01 brick "ould !<-am 10 brick ~ could walk The library could tart dlarg admilalon for the In the house "" .. of the tr menu Oh well, belore earned .,. .. y could lIOlIl please go up therf, and pe plastic "llII oIf the aU' Parkside to host ACU·I by Jell Wicks Approximately 211 to 25 colleges from three states are gomg to participate in the Associaboo of College Unions - International (ACU-I) regional tournament to be held in the Parkside tinion February II, 12 and 13. Tbe tournament will feature C1ghl events with over 300 people competing for a chaoce to advance to the •'ational In· tercollegiate Championships to be held in April at Georgia Instllute of Technology in Atlanta. Georgia The events in the tournament consist of backgammon. biUiards. bowling, chess, darts, frisbee. table soccer, and table tennis. Of these eight events, four will ecture' on Poland to be given :.~:,.both men's and "omen's The players representing "Pdao:lin Crisis: Now and by a representative government. Parkside and a native of Poland, Parkside in the ACU·I tournament "will be the title of a slide The crux of the dilemma is the last visited Poland in 1974during are Jim Lovell (hackgammonl. to be given by Dr. Eugene dl'chotomy of the political the 30th aRrmivebrlsiaryI ofhtihetaPloklishh Bill Stoner (billiards). cott 'orkiewicz on Wednes day, aspl'rations of the Polish state a.nd Peoples epu c. n . s I . e Hartnell, John Peterson. JaIy 17,inUnion 104at 1 p.m. the Polish people. The Polish wfill hg·ive a brief. hisItoendca anrdeviWewI']] Podella, Willy Yee, BJaerrby BZIg ekr character has not been in the past 0 t e lSSUes mvo v (men's bowling); r roc .. Glliorkiewiczbelieves that the and is not now amenable to sub- comment on the post·WWII way, Ellen Beewar. Kr~s Os ci the Polish nation that jugation from within or from. development of Poland and the Schaeffer, Jan 0echler ,,,omen makingbeadlines must be without," he states. Polish daily life as they relate to bowling): Gary Bowen. Gary tood in a historical and today's dilemma. Adelsoo (chess), George Thome phi I Th P r h Gasiorkiewicz, a professor of The talk is being sponsored by (darls); Jim Dunne (table soctedcaa contextt.b" . ge 0 IeSd Ll'fe SCI'ence / Allied Health a t the Ll'brary / Learning center. cer)' Jeff Darnel, Ed FrancISCO, y are no em serv Matt Giovanelli. and Brian Walley GreatCostume Films" to begin (l~~leo~~~i~_ town players will stay at the Kenosha Holiday Inn including Leslie Caron, Maurice The hand "Overkill" will be there Chevalier, LouiS Jourdan and from 9 p.m. until midnight on Hermione Gingold. Friday, Feb. 12 for some late • ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• : Alpha-Omega Players In : : NEIL SIMON'S : ~ "CHAPTER TWO" ~ : A DINNER THEATRE • •: Sunday, Feb. 28th at 5:45 p. m. Showtime • 7:00 p. m. •: : STUDENTS $600 All $eats Reserved in Advance : : GUESTS $700 Call 553·2345 :• : for ticket information : • IN UNION CAFETERIA • : PRODUCED BY REPERTORY THEATRE OF AMERICA : •: NEXT WEEK :• • • : FRANK ABAGNALE- 'Con Artist' : • • : Appearing • wed., Feb. 24th : •• ••••••••••••••••••• •••••••••••••••••••• •••••••• Ranger oRen a 15% commls Ion to all ad alespeople. Stop by Ranger oHlee (WLLC 0139, next to CoHee Shoppe) if intere ted Thursday. February 11. 1982 RANGER 10 Photo by Ma DAN WINTER wrestles opponent despite cast on arm~ thing about it is tha t you have to people every year. S find out for yourself what is good from high schools aren~ for you and you just can't fool sure as to their future g yourself in this. You've got to some of them will stick work at that (education) too, as and some of them won't Y much as your wrestling. only bring a horse to W~ler Ranger: What's on the horizon Ranger: Lastly, what is . for you? being a member of the it Gruner: I'm kind of getting out team? of the competition kind of scene, Gruner' J d 't because I've accepted the Lord in couldn't ~ II on ~, my life and it's leading me to, ~ y explam it to well I don't feel like I should be cause you d have to corne beating on people like that. It's see, for yourself. It's something that might hinder me you ve got to see and feel.r from my salvation. I still lift anybndy interested to c weights but I'm not so fanatical ~:eChr'k t~ut the team, ahoutworking out any more. I just w rki gO t.e tl~eets alii want to stay in shape. I'd like to li~e fit o~ 10 gym. AlII maybe stay around for another .1 nd .eventually year or so to see what happens and wanting to do It, you'll fmel see where the Lord leads me. to get on the team. Ranger: Would you like to see Ranger: Any big meets 'more wrestlers on the team? up'? Gruner: Sure. Gruner: Yeah, we'll be Ranger: How do you think that the NCAA II Midwest could be achieved? on Feb. 19 and the Gruner: Well, Coach Koch does Nationals on Feb. '%l and 28. 100st of the recruiting and he's will see some high - level done a good Job of gettiI)g new petition bere, for sure. : .... . -a@~ &1." -: t5~ school. Carr's 25 point performanee last Wednesday paced the Blugolds to an 88-71 victory over UW-Superior and brought his career total to 1,999, surpassing Mike Ratliff's 1,994. The Rangers are well aware of Carr and the Eau Claire Blugolds. For the past three years, Eau Claire has defeated Parkside in the state championship game to earn an invitation to the NAIA National Tournament held in Kansas City. . The Blugolds record is 19-2 this year and they are presently ranked 2nd in the NAJA. Women's Basketball The women's basketball team will be hosting the NAIA district semi - finals next Monday, Feb. 15. The games will start at 7 p.m, SERVICESOFFER£D TYPING - Professionally done. rates. Fast service. South K 6068. PIANO LESSONS OFFERED nHI' Racine. Call 554-0890. Sports Spotlight Bob Gruner adds experience Ranger: But you only have six full - time wrestlers. Gruner: We've always had that problem with not having a full team. We don't have quantity but we've got quality, and that's what we're looking for. Ranger:· Are there any limiting factors that would hold hack a gifted wrestler at Parkside as opposed to some of the bigger schools? Gruner: Maybe money. Well, the only thing that you can't do here is have competition all the time like at NCAA I schools. They can afford to have competition all the time. NCAA's pays for your flights to and back from tournaments so if you place, it's no problem. We get enough from the athletic department to get by. But where we're at, you can still go to tournaments where you'll find that high - level competition. Northern Open, Midlands' tournament and others have folk style wrestling as well as freestyle and maybe a few Greco Roman styles. During the season, a wrestler can go to any open tournaments, whatever style it may he. Ranger: How a bout school and classes? Gruner: Well, you've got to study and stuff, but I really came to school to wrestle. That's one thing that I kind of regret. fn high school I wasn't even pushed as a student, and I just drifted in and out of classes. But when I got to college, I found out tha t you need an education to carryon. The Parkside's sports notebook Note: In an ellort to learn more about the sport 01 wrestling, reporter Joe Kimm has completed an In-depth fnterview wfth Bob Gruner, the aSlistant coach for the Par'tside wrestHng team. Ranger: How did wrestling start at Parkside for you? Gruner: Well, coach Koch started off as a rookie coach and built up the team from scratch. KeMy Martin was the first All - American and I became an All - American also in my freshman year in 75-76. I worked hard to become the natimal champ in the NAJA'sand Iwrestled with a lot of top notch wrestlers from all over the United States and foreign countries during those years. Ranger: How has wrestlir.g changed over the years? Gruner: The way wrestling is going now, it's going more towards free style and entertainment for the audiences. People want to see some moves, nice throws and stuff that's artistic. They dro't want to see two guys going out there and just locking horns. Wrestling is kind of a gruesome sport for some people, going out there and trying to control another man's body, rot when yw see a nice move executed with style, it's a beautiful sight. I feel that with the techniques that we have amassed over the years, collectively, we here at Parks ide are teaching and practicing wrestling at a much higher level than most of the other by Greg Bonoflglio Nordic Ski Club The fifth amual Parkside Cross County ski race was held last Sunday on the UW-Parkside Cross Country course. 240 skiers, r~ng from. novice to expert linen, partiCIpated in the two NEW offer from the oldest and largest truly internationl bookclub. "A belter way to buy books." The Academic Book Club has expanded the Idea 01 a traditional book club into a complelely new and unique concept. SAYE 20.... % ON ANY' BOOK IN PRINT! 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I understand thaI one of the leatures of the' club is thai I am nol now. nor will I ~er be, under any obligation whetsoever to buy any particular book or quantity of books frOm Academic Book Club. PLEASE PRINT: Cin:;le appropriate abbrevlation(s): Dr. Prof. Rev. Mr. Mrs. Miss Ms. Name .. Address ••• ........ P.Code. Note. .. Date . 5S22578201, date I -------------~ state schools except maybe Madison. They have world champions and Olympic veterans like RuSS Heleckson, Lee Kemp, and Andy Rian who know. and practice top notch techniques. We're a small school. Madison might ha ve 30 people in the wrestling room, we have six. Ranger: Does that mean we have less of a chance to win? Gruner: This year is our third year for NCAA competition. Tha t is a higher level competition than 'say, NAIA. Brian lrek, Mike Muckerheide, Matt Kluge, and Danny Winter are our top four wrestlers this year. Danny Winter at 134 Ibs. placed third in both nationals and qualified for NCAA l. Sowhat happens is that if Danny places this year, he's got a chance to go to the NCAA's again. He's already a four - time All - American. See, from all this experience tha t we are gaining individually am as a team, we've been building a big snowball _ of knowledge so thatafter a while we can drill our men at a level that other schools, especially the bigger ones, are drilling their· men. We're more of a tournament team, and we like going to tournaments because it's a lot more fun and worthwhile even though it is a bit costly. Weare currently putting our men through an eight - step system that was put together by Bob-Lawson, our former track coach and it's working out well. race event. One race covered 15 kilometers, the other covered. 5 kilometers . Peter Gallenz of Rockford, Dlinois led all finishers in the 15 kilometer race with a time of 54: 47. Eric Schmidt of Milwankee was second with a time of 54: 53, and Terry Daley of Menomonee Falls placed third with a time of 55:17. Parkside's Kai Hansen of Union Grove placed seventh finishing with a time of 56:28: Hansen is President of the Parkside Nordic Ski Club. John Burril of Hales Corners Wisconsin won the 5 kilomete: race with a time of 25:31 in the 16- and - over age bracket. Brookfield's Betsy Borowski was the top women's finisher in the 16 - and - over age bracket, posting a time of 32:25. Luke Bowdensteiner of West Bend won the Novice Co-ed II (!l-12 age bracket) division by Union Concourse Feb. 11-12 9:00-2:00 posting a time of 32:41. Tournament Director Edward Wallen, an Associate Professor of Life Science at Parkside, described the conditions of the two race' tracks as being scmewha t less than desirable. "The conditions were a little bit rough. When the race began (11 a.m.), there were strong north - easterly winds blowing at around 25 m.p.h., which brought the temperature down to about 14degrees helow zero. The race ended with near blizzard conditions," said Wallen. An awards banquet was held at the Physical Education building after the race. Keeping in touch Tony Carr, a 6-3senior guard on the UW-Eau Claire Blugold basketball team, owns the new career scoring record for his Sponsored By Pi Sigma Epsilon/ Marketing Club MtSCELLANEOUS COME JOIN the international sf friendly game of soccer. Felm,l8ry m. Phy. Ed. Bldg. Beginners PERSONALS HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to E PAB! Spu Brothers HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.ShefTY Chick" Spu Brother HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY R STAFF, it's great to be one of TO THE EDITOR, will you be mv V8 Pretty please! I'll be yoursl Linda. TO THE FENClNG TEAMl H8 Day!!!! S.E. EL PRESIDENTE: HapPV Valentine By the way, what new political s {and we mean manipulative power have you come up with lately? TO THE EDITOR: We are I'IOldlng basketball set hostage. Will negof18tt m. on Friday, in the Union. T. DREW ROGERS: Your mother you funny. And it's not eeceuse of Malan! ·mming Club goes under !launy Shuemate Ibe recent budget cuts It P8rkside, one of the programs to be will be the Parkside 11te termina tion of the .-I women's swimming the coaching position ed in Chancellor Alan '5 convoca non Address ~nning of the fall I!I<JUglilheSwim Club will to exist, the number of t5 swimming hasn't The freedom of heing _8 team with mandatory has encouraged many ~ become involved. . to Barbara Lawson, II the Swim Clu,b, :'We've up kids who didn t ha ve .... to practice, but they ..,un at noon or they might ,tnight, a couple of nights a 'e've picked up those types ,Id they still like comaIXI sometimes we have lids who don't practice at ;.st like to compete," 'ti(ll, however, has been CIItile Ra~ers. As Lawson "We've been losing, hut tha~'s predictable because we just don t have all the bodies that we need - especra' IIy because we d~n~ ha~e ,3 diver and. we give up a e diving points to the other teams. Also, because it's a club ~:e~?e,vteryone will go to every One of the exciting highlights of the SWim Club's many seasons ~s been an annual event called The Ranger Relay" whi h . held" ,c rs . In November. Lawson ex. plamed, "It's prohahly the first meet of. its kind. It's all co-ed relays With two women and two men on every team." This event survived eight seasons. and has served as a conclusion to the women's fall seas?n a~ as a beginning to the m~n s wmter season. "It's a ?nIque meet," said Lawson, because you don't seed anything In other words, you don't put all t~e fast teams together, you don't give the fast teams the middle lanes, so yay never know. That's part of the fun of the meet, as well as th~ eve~ts, that you never know who IS going to win." Next year, although it's doubtful, the Swim Club could continue, but on a different ba . Lawson said, "Il depends on ~e students. If there are students that really want to continue the Swim Club all they have to do is find themselves a faculty advisor and register and make provisions to use the pool." Of COUrse this w?Uld be minus Lawson' and mInUS competition The women's swim season has already ended competition for the y~r, but the men's Swim Club Willm.ake their final splash at the Parkside Invitational to be held on Saturday, Feb. 13 Parkside "ill host Beloit , Ripon. Carroll C3:rt~age, Lawrence and th~ Illinois School of Technology Swimming for Parkside will be Greg Schaafsman, who is expected to do well in the backstroke; Joe Upthagrove Mtddie Distance; Mark FlYM' Sprints: Bob Fritchen and Kai Sorenson, Free . Style and Dave Tuinstra, breaststroke. Competition will begin at 11 a:ro. With the diving championships. Swimming is expected to begin at 2 p.m. .. PARKSIDE'S JUNE BAUER fences a Notre Dame opponent. Photo by Kilrtn No~ nners race for nationals ~yPaUy DeLuisa track season is upon us. a. men's and women's perlarming well, it proves an exciting one for . ,the Ranger men Traitlhe St. Norbert ck Meet. . Witherspoon took fiethe sprinting events : yd. dash in 6.42 300 yd. run in poon also teamed Anderson, Glenn AI Correa to win the -ent with a time of e:Won the mile in ::It second in the 1000 2:27.9. Correa contributed a second place finish in the mile, as he was clocked at 4:39. He won the 600 yd. run in 1:20.1. Anderson won the pole vault with a mark of 13' 6". In the two mile, Dan Stublaski won with a 9:51.9 clocking, while Steve Brurmer was third with a time of 10:00.5. , Commenting tha t her team is doing well, Parkside women's track coach Barb Lawson also feels that her Rangers need more experience. In a meet held Jan, 29 at Purdue, Parkside's top long - distance runner, Debbie Spino won her heat and placed sixth in the mile run with an official time of 5:08.89. Dona Driscoll ran the 440 in 1:01.7 to finish 11th. The distance medley relay team of Barh Osborne, Linda Pfeilstifter, Dona Driscoll and Debbie Spino was disqualified after officials admitted they had miscounted the Ranger team's iaps. Lawson said that shot putter Denise Schreiber also did well in her event. This past Saturday the women's track team travelled to Oshkosh and tied for third place in an indoor meet there. Parkside's Dona Driscoll won the 600 yard run with a 1:30 clocking and Debbie Spino took the two mile with 11:05. Sue Meyer placed third in the two mile with a time of 12:27 and Lowrie Melotik was tourth in the same event at 12:30.1. Barb Osborne was second in the 1000 yard run and Linda Pfeilstifter was fifth in 3:23.9. The Titans of Oshkosh won the five-team meet. .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: ..' Patronize RANGER Advertisers ;.:.;.;.;.;.. . .. :..••: :.:.::>..•.•...... RANGER PARKSIDE'S RAY DUCKWORTH pulls • rr~~~ board. See next week's Ranger for full co'" games. Fencing Rangers slashed •In • b) KartDOI"l\ood Sporn Editor The Parkside fencing team .. d yet another 100gb meet pa weekend at Iichigan Late University. The men' and women's teams lost to school that attended the including home - ate Madison The "omen lost to u...r boo ,lichigan State, l~ They then went 011 to hattie agall"! or thwestem University to lose eoee again, this time l:!-l The Ra ~er \\omen too 00 the Badge, state fencers to lose It 12 4 That we to he the Ia the women took on that da the "omen decided 10 hI> a go aga mst the Uni er Ity of ~lichigan - Dearborn 1bi dId not. however, tum rot tn lheir fa\"lJl" as they lost ~. The men didn't do any better They lost to . hchtgan late. 7 but did slightly betterwt not good enough against . 'orthwe tern SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. AnuTICfOOr ... fOIl .-aR'. TfAMSAlIa ALl Il"Ol'1'....-~-.... .- tlliOPl'Ct .... , ....t .... -..-., ---_.,.,. ~ .. .._--- THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 1 DISCOU T D 0) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE IT MS EXCLUDED. 12 Thursday. February 11. 1982 RANGER New. game 'kills' boredom in Village by Karen Norwood ~portsEditor There's a Killer 00 the loose!!! Well, actually there are many killers 00 the loose, and most of them live in the Village. Nowbefore you start panicking, you'd better read 00. Killer is a game currently being played by 39 d the Village tenants, The rules are simple, to join the game you must first find the man who originated Killer at Parkside, chip in one dollar, and roy a rubher dart gun. Once you do aU of this, you draw the name of someone who is also playing the game, and that is the person that you are out to shoot ard "kill". There are a few catches to this, me is that you can only kill WELCOME lEI. VIII SC.H..O.O.L.S aeul IEllO.AL IAIIES CIAllPI •• SHIPS F.". 11.13, 1982 n. 'ar•••d. 1.1•• CARROL COLLEGE COLLEGE OF LAKE CO. CONCORDIA COLLEGE DE PAUL UNIVERSITY ELMHURST COLLEGE ILL INST. OF TECH. LAWRENCE UNIV. LOYOLA U. LAKESHORE MADISON TECH. UNIV. MARQUETTE UNIV. MICHIGAN TECH. MORAINE PARK TECH. NORTH CENTRAL COLLEGE NORTH PARK COLLEGE NORTHWESTERN UNIV. TRITON COLLEGE UNIV. OF CHICAGO U. OF ILLINOIS - CIRCLE U. OF ILLINOIS - MED. GR. UNIV. OF WISCONSIN - EAU CLAIRE - GREEN BAY - LACROSSE - MADISON - MILWAUKEE - OSHKOSH - PARKSIDE - PLATTEVILLE - RIVER FALLS - STEVENS POINT - STOUT - SUPERIOR - WHITEWATER WAUBONSEE COMM. COLLEGE WHEATON COLLEGE WESTERN WISC. TECH. someone when they don't have their gun in their hand, The other is tha t while you are tracking down your victim, someone else is trying to make you his victim. Once you have killed your person, you assume the name of the person that he was supposed to kill, so you really are always after someone, and no one knows who has whose name. Tim Fisher, originally from Chicago, used to play a similar game while he was in high school, and he felt that the people living in the Village didn't know each other well enough, so by putting two and two together, Fisher decided that he would bring Killer to Parkside. The game originated in Havard University, according to Fisher, and has spread to many different universities across the nation. With its spreading came different variations on the rules, and different names, such as Assassins and l-Spy. The game at Parkside started two weeks ago Monday at 10p.m. and Fisher hopes to see the conclusion of it by Valentines Day, He also foresees the starting of a new round of Killer sometime in the near future, but it will be limited to people who live in the Village, or close to parkside. They will also have a limit on the number of players participating to keep the game from becoming out r of - hand, Each "Killer" must report his victim's name to the head of the game, and there is a running tally kept of those still alive, and those that are "dead," Fisher has set up a panel of judges to determine whether a killing was legal or not in case of a- dispute. The sole survivor of the game gets 75% ri all the money tha twas chipped in at the beginning of the game. The person who "killed" the most people gets the other 25%. Should you wish a double - dose of paranoia, and want to join the game, you must contact Tim Fisher .. , if he is still alive, that is. PARKSIDE'S TIM FISHER brings "Killer" to the Village. Photo by Marti: Improve your memory Order this memo board now-before you forget! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 18, February 11, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Starts Feb. 22 - Winter Carnival set to go Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ^I P University of Wisconsin - Parkside Starts Feb. 22 Winter Carnival set to go Ms SWSNSl \\ by Jeff Wicks Brace yourself Parkside, because once again Winter Carnival is coming. "Take This Snow and Shovel It" is the theme and it starts Monday, Feb. 22 an d runs until Friday, Feb. 26. This year's Winter Carnival promises to be the best ever, with many club and individual events offered. The Winter Carnival Committee will award $150 and the Winter Carnival Traveling Trophy to the organization that scores the most points during the carnival through club events. Second and third places will receive $100 and $50 respectively, and trophies. All winners are determined by a point system. First place is 150 pts., second place is 100 pts. and third place is 50 pts. All clubs that participated in an event but did not place receive 25 pts. and the club that sponsors an event receives 125 pts. Steve Kalmar, Chairperson of this years' Winter Carnival Committee, said that he hopes that many people will get involved in the events. "For the individual events, there will be first, second, and third place cash prizes of $20, $15 a nd $10 dollars, respectively. That's the biggest incentive we (the committee) could think of," he said. Winter Carnival schedule: SCHEDULE OF EVENTS Monday, Feb. 22 8:30 a.m. - 4:00 p.m. Snow sculpturing 1:00 p.m. Winter Carnival Parade 8:00 p.m. M*A»S*H Party featuring the rock group "Speed Kings." Also, Beer Drinking Relays and Jello Slurping Contest Tuesday, Feb. 23 8:30 a.m. • 4:00 p.m. Snow Sculpturing 12:30 p.m. Rubik's Cube Contest 12:30 p.m. Outdoor Vblleyball 5:00 p.m. College Family Feud 7:30 p.m. Basketball Playoffs Wednesday, Feb. 24 8:30 a.m. • 4 :00 p.m. Snow Sculpturing 1:00 p.m. Egg Drop Contest 1:00 p.m. Outdoor Volleyball 8:00 p.m. "Frank Abagnale" in Comm. Arts Theatre Thursday, Feb. 25 8:30 a.m. • 4:00 p.m. Snow Sculpturing 12:30 p.m. Outdoor Volleyball 1:00 p.m. Legs Contest 7:30 p.m. Fashion Show 8:00 p.m. "Best of the Worst Film Festival" Friday, Feb. 26 12:00 p.m. Snow Sculptures completed for judging 12:00 p.m. Dirty Joke Contest 1:00 p.m. U.S. Air Force Jazz Band Concert 1:00 p.m. Outdoor Volleyball 9:00 p.m. PAB Dance featuring the rock group "Overkill" The theme, "Take This Snow and Shovel It", was picked last year, but was not selected. But Kalmar felt that since it was somewhat of a "radical theme", it would help to "arouse interest." Kalmar said that everyone on the committee has been very helpful in making Winter Carnival a success. "(Asst. Chancellor) Carla Stoffle provided the trophies. She's been extremely supportive and patient with us this year because we've had a lot of problems," he said. "She really helped a great deal." One of the "problems" Kalmar is referring to is the postponement from the original dates Winter Carnival was supposed to run (Feb. 1-5). The committee, faced with a long Christmas break, bad Late budgets ruled unconstitutional The judicial branch of PSGA, Inc. (Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association) has ruled that the resubmission of the PSGA budget to SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) was unconstitutional. The PSGA Senate rejected the recommended total SUFAC budget of $607,527.10 on Jan. 22 saying it was too low. PSGA, Inc. then submitted a budget of $15,780, replacing their original budget of $7,503 which was approved by SUFAC during preliminary and final budgeting. There are currently no rules stating that major organizations cannot submit new budgets once the Senate has rejected the final overall SUFAC budget. On Feb. 5 SUFAC decided to stay with the original PSGA budget until the PSGA justices ruled on the con­ stitutionality of the new request. On Feb. 10 the justices (Irene Vilona, Tim Zimmer and John Kudella) issued their ruling that the request was unconstitutional. "(We) feel that if any major organization is allowed to resubmit a budget, then the process should be reopened to all major organizations on campus," read their ruling. "We feel that this would undermine the SUFAC Correction The information in last week's story about PSGA's new budget request contained errors in the area of salaries. The proposed increase would have raised the President's salary from $1000 to $1500 an d raised the Vice - President's salary from $500 to $700. budgeting process and would be detrimental rather than beneficial to the Parkside student body." The ruling continued: "The justices interpret the Constitution to say that the role of the Senate in voting on the SUFAC budget recommendation is to insure that all major organizations are treated fairly. According to all information {resented to us ... all major organzations had ample opportunity to prepare their budgets by the Nov. 2, 1981 deadline. In addition, each organization had two further opportunities to appear before SUFAC to submit additional in­ formation or to request changes. Therefore, by Dec. 11, 1981 w hen SUFAC finished its total review of budgets, all changes should have been completed." For those reasons the justices ruled that resubmission of a budget after SUFAC has com­ pleted its final reviews is un­ constitutional unless it can be shown that a major organization was given unfair treatment. SUFAC met Feb. 12 to decide what to do next. Their options included: submitting the same total budget recommendation toi the PSGA Senate, or increasing' the total budget. The only way SUFAC could increase the budget was by adding more to an in­ dividual budget that was reduced from its original request. The only two budgets that were reduced were SOC and Housing. SUFAC approved a motion to submit the same total budget of $607,527.10 to the PSGA Senate. The Senate was to address the issue in this week's Senate meeting. See next week's Ranger for details. weather, and four days when duplicating broke down, decided to re-schedule "Take This Snow . . ." "It was the committee's decision that postponing it would make it a more successful event," said Buddy Couvion, the Coor­ dinator of Student Activities. "The end result has been that more interest has been expressed because of postponing it," he said. For all interested clubs and individuals wanting to participate in any of the events, contest entry forms and complete rules are available at the Union In­ formation Desk and the Student Life Office, Union 209. All forms must be filled out and submitted to the Student Life Office by 4 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 19. There are five events that any club registered with the Student Life Office can enter, as well as many individual events. Those five events are: Window Painting: This event started Monday, Feb. 15 and work can continue until Friday, Feb. 19. It can be done by anyone in­ terested and should be designed to follow any wintery theme. Taste and discretion is advised, and only designated windows can be painted. Paints must be supplied by the Winter Carnival Com­ mittee. Clubs- and individuals painting a window will be responsible for cleaning the windows within one week after Winter Carnival. Banner Contest: This contest requires a maximum banner size of 3 x 6 feet, must use an illustration, and one of the colors must be green. The cheer used must also include the words "Ranger" and "spirit." Entries should be turned in to the Student Life Office by noon on Monday, Feb. 22. Parade Float Competition: For this event, there are cash prizes added to the points as follows: first place is $100 and 150 points and second place is $50 and 100 points Floats should be designed to follow any humorous or wintery theme (using taste and discretion). All floats must be able to complete the entire parade route, fit through doorways in the concourse and cannot be gas - powered. Floats will be judged on originality, creativity and overall appearance. Outdoor Volleyball Tour­ nament: This event will be played outside on the Union patio and all volleyball rules apply. The finals will be played at 1 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 26. Snow Sculpture: Clubs may construct a snow sculpture that either represents Parkside or the 1982 Winter Carnival theme. Sculptures should be built in the court area between the Com­ munication Arts building and the concourse. Organizations are permitted to use reinforcing structures within the sculpture, but cannot be visible when completed. All ideas should be submitted with contest registration prior to construction. Events open to student, faculty and staff members have first, second and third cash prizes. Contest results and Grand Prize winners will be announced at the dance on Friday night, Feb. 26 in Union Square. These individual events are: Beer Drinking Relays, M*A*S*H Trivia Contest, Jello Slurping, Rubik's Cube Contest, Egg Drop Contest, Legs Contest, College Family Feud, Fashion Show, and a Dirty Joke Contest. Parkside students can look forward to an exciting week of color, competition and fun in a wide variety of indoor and outdoor events so dig into the excitement generated by "Take This Snow and Shovel It." A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING on unemployment, plant closings, and job loss was held Tuesday at the Racine Motor Inn. Above, from the right, are Racine Mayor Stephen Olsen, U. S. Representative Les Aspin, U. S. Representative Dennis Eckert (from Ohio), Kenosha Mayor John Bilotti and U. S. Representative Richard Gephardt (from Missouri). Two associate professors from Parkside, Dan McGovern from political science and Jim Foster from Labor and Industrial Relations, made presentations at the hearing. Inside Con man Abagnale to speak here How to play the job market 3rd Annual Limerick Contest announced Reviews: "Chariots of Fire", "Cannery Row", "Raggedy Man" "Innocent Age" February unlucky for basketball team Thursday, February 18, 1982 RANGER Ww |)o D)ucb for tl)e Jurassic ffertoft. Wbt 7S-tt)illioi) gear Cretaceous feriofr brought tl)e Ifjaozoic £ra to close, ai)it5&u> tbe peak extinction of the ivirtr. r .1. e.. I - DO CALM DOWN, MR. BEGIN. WE'RE SIMPLY TRYING TO BALANCE OUR BUDGET. Editorial PSGA justices' ruling just :cccc c ®®oc«ooo i oscooccccoooacooooooooe©e«oo5ooco Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. sc <»5oocco9occoooccoooooscoscc« icooccoooooa The PSGA justices ruled justly last week when they decided it was unconstitutional for an organization to resubmit a budget to SUFAC after it was approved at both the preliminary and final stages of budgeting. f A J^n 5? PS < ? A Senat e voted to reject the total SUFAC budget of $607,527.10 for being too low, PSGA Inc. resubmitted their budget — with an increase from $7,503 to $15,780. Major in­ creases were in salaries, services and travel. The subject before SUFAC wasn't whether or not that par­ ticular budget was good or bad, but whether or not SUFAC could ev f" con^der any budget. The justices were correct when they ruled that if one organization could submit a new budget after the final SUFAC total budget was presented to the PSGA Senate the same privilege should be given to all the other organizations. Ihe justices felt that doing so would undermine the SUFAC budgeting schedule. Again they were right. All organizations had ample time to prepare their 1982-83 budgets by the Nov. 2 deadline. In the case something came u^ SUF/Tc pmiid h 3 ST k 2 g ? request from an organization, SUFAC could have deliberated on it until the final budgeting was enough hrne 1 "* That SChedUle gaVe eve r ybody more than One SUFAC member said the first budget was insufficient because of short - sightedness on the part of past PSGA ad­ ministrators. But this time it's a case of current short - sightedness of n ot realizing in D ecember what they realized in January — that they needed more money. SUFAC did the responsible thing by asking the PSGA justices to rule on the constitutionality of late budget requests. The justices have spoken and their word is law. The PSGA Senate should accept that for now, but perhaps consider ways to deal with this issue in the future. Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz Linda Adams, DeLuisa, Mary Linstroth, Rick Masood Shafiq, Wicks. (ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager STAFF Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Patty Kaddatz, Joe Kimm, Karla Kobal, Lisa Luehr, Paul Neil, Chuck Ostrowski, Kim Schlater, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff w r l ,t e " an d , edited bv s,uden, s of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content r I mp m dUrin 9 ' he flcademi c * ear e *«Pt Poring breaks and holidays, RANCIER ,s printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin Written permission is required for reprint of a ny portion of RANGER All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, WLLC 0139 UW Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141. ' ^l!fr r l-? h the Edit o f win be a^epted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size ducted^or^ verification" 13 nS A " ' e,,erS b& Si9ned and a ,elephon e " Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory anient pnv,le9es in re,usi n 9 ,0 P''™ letters which contain false or Three questions about Reagan by Chuck Ostrowski Ronald Reagan. To many, a symbol of America's resurgence in the 1980's. To some, he was born to lead America out of the depths of the New Deal and Great Society. To few (too few), an asshole. Discussing Reagan and Reaganism is a growing subject nowadays; the cheap shots are too easy to come by. So instead of resorting to shrill attacks, we must discuss Reagan and Reaganism through fair and, hopefully, intelligent means. We should begin by asking ourselves three basic questions: How could a 71 - year - old man be hailed as a symbol of a new, rising, young and bold America? Why is the dismantling of social and welfare programs, which, if anything, keep moral, God - fearing, Christian America free from guilt, considered to be the cure - all for America's ills? And why are there so few people who don't (or can't) see Reagan for what he really is — a remarkable communicator whose ideas and policies are simple - minded, incoherent, prejudicial, hypocritical, and basically not very good? First of all, this 71 - year - old Chief Executive is not at all a symbol of w hat he likes to think of as a new, rising, young and bold America. What he is, though, is the American public's last fling with the "good old days" of the 1940's and 1950's (segregation, discrimination, sexism, racism, and Communist witch - hunting notwithstanding.) This is it! After Reagan, our next leaders will be "New Breed" politicians whose memories begin fading instead of sharpening when talk of the Great Depression begins. Secondly, despite Reagan's assertions to the contrary, we will still be facing massive problems after he has served "to the best of his ability." The oil crisis, air and water pollution, nuclear power and its wastes, and the un­ precedented accumulation of power the Pentagon is involved in are a few of the many problems that will remain, if not actually increase in size, during Reagan's rule. Also, the negative consequences of R eagan's and his Congressional backers' "social agenda" will also have to be dealt with. Criminal prosecution of women who have abortions; the right of public school teachers to lead their students in "Christian prayer"; continued availability of guns, rifles, and ammunition to anybody interested; and, of great concern to anybody now in college, partial elimination of government grant money and total elimination of government loan money to college students. Each of these will have to be dealt with. Lastly, and I think the most important of the three questions asked, the American public received and is receiving everything they asked for. They weren't looking for a man or woman of bold and novel ideas, who, instead of sp eaking the tired, old rhetoric of Capitalism solving all problems, were more inclined to accept Capitalism's limitations in the late 20th Century and, for example, support a government - sponsored technological revolution which would end the oil and nuclear crisis through massive solarization of the economy. But the American voter wanted somebody to "lead" them. The only problem was that nobody cared where! So here we are. Congratulations America. — 10 years ago "27 new teachers hired for College of Science and Society" by Marc Eisen Next fall should bring at least 27 new faculty members to the College of Science and Society. The recruiting season is at its peak now, and the Dean of the College, Eugene Norwood, has authorized the hiring of ten new people in the Humanities division, ten in the Social Sciences and seven in the Science division. Further authorizations are possible. Norwood said of the progress in recruiting, "I have considerable hope for this year." This stands in contrast to the agony of a year ago. Last year, the then Vice Chancellor for Academic Affairs and the then Dean of the College of Sc ience and Society took recruiting out of the hands of the faculty and at­ tempted to terminate the con­ tracts of 27 faculty members. They failed, and after the ensuing uproar, they resigned their positions. Following this, Governor Lucey instituted upon his election a hiring freeze throughout the state in an austerity move. Ultimately, there were only three ap­ pointments in the Social Science, five in the Humanities and nine in the Sciences. Many of these were replacements for faculty resignations. This year recruitment is being handled by the faculty, and so far there is no hiring freeze, and no From the Files subsequent delay in trying to find qualified people. Newscope, February 14, 1972 — 5 years ago "Bookstore alternatives con­ sidered" by Douglas Edenhauser A segregated fees sub­ committee appointed to in­ vestigate alternatives to the present bookstore operation submitted its report to the full committee during the Feb. 3 meeting. The subcommittee members ... travelled to UW-Whitewater at their own -expense. They came back with a report on the feasibility of this campus organizing a university - owned bookstore. The operation at Whitewater works on the book rental system, as do six other UW campuses. The way they work is that each student pays a certain amount a year out of hi s segregated fees toward book rental. This pays for the use of a ll the books he needs for all classes. The costs at present range from $11 a semester per student at Platteville up to $15 a semester at Eau Claire. Based on this observation of the Whitewater operation, the sub­ committee submitted a proposal to the full committee asking for segregated fees to start up our own bookstore operation to be put into effect this coming fall The proposal is a detailed outline of a 3-year plan that would enable the university to begin its own book rental system. Ranger, February 16, 1977 — I year ago "Weaver loses renewal decision 7-6" by Susan Michetti The Executive Committee of th e Humanities Division reconsidered on Feb. 13 the non - renewal decision made in the case of Communication Assistant Professor Bruce Weaver. Earlier, the Humanities sub­ committee found that Weaver's teaching falls within the division average, indicating strength; that his service record is strong, especially in terms of the com­ munication discipline and the area of curriculum planning; and that while Weaver has published some articles appearing, in journals of national reputation, on balance the quantity and quality of his research was judged in­ sufficient for recommendation for renewal and tenure. The sub­ committee found that neither his teaching nor service were suf­ ficiently outstanding to com­ pensate for the less strong category of creative activity. The Committee voted 7-6 to affirm the opinion of the Humanities Subcommittee. James Dean, Lee Thayer, Andrew McLean, Emmett Bedford, Richard Carrington, Wayne Johnson and Eugene Norwood voted in favor of re-affirmation, while Carole Vopat, Carl Lindner, Dennis Dean, Donald Kummings, Robert Canary and O.L. Johnson voted against affirming the subcommittee's denial. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. 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For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 20, February 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document NT University of Wisconsin - Parkside The struggle of granting tenure Jim Kreuser Loretta Lacy Phil Pogreba by Edward Beal Parkside's history, it seems, is known for not granting tenure or renewing of junior faculty appointments, for reasons which aren't very concise. What are the objective standards in determining who leaves or stays? Where do the students come into focus? How does such a decision affect the optimism of the remaining staff members? According to UWPF 6.07 article two in the faculty handbook, criteria is based on three major areas: creativity, teaching ability, and service. Yet, there are reports of teachers not being granted tenure or contract renewals in the past, and present, even though they can prove their efficiency in each of the three classifications. Why? It is the strong belief of many other students that personal attitudes on the part of the senior faculty is a basis for judgement of a junior faculty member informally, but there is no way to verify this claim: "I won't deny that possibility and I agree, there is no way of verification," stated Eon Pavalko, chairman of the Behavioral Science Division. "However, any faculty member who feels that they have been judged informally should appeal such a case." He also added that, "Sometimes students don't always see important criteria that faculty members do." Could it be informal criteria then, that the senior faculty in the sociology division has judged Jim Bear den's non - renewal of contract on? The faculty handbook clearly states that special consideration will be given to t he area of teaching. Well, Jim's student evaluations are outstanding — the ratio is 99-1 in his favor. With odds like that alone he shouldn't lose, but he has a forty to sixty percent chance of it, if Parkside's history repeats itself. In the area of research, he has obtained his Ph.D, a year later than expected, because of circumstances surrounding his Ph.D Continued On Page Eight PSGA to hold elections March 10 § II by Pat Hensiak News Editor PSGA elections are being held on Wednesday and Thursday, March 10 and 11, from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. The polls will be located on the concourse level in Molinaro Hall. The elections committee and the Judicial branch of P.S.G.A., Inc. will conduct the elections. No candidate for any office or any member of an organization endorsing a candidate or any electioneering will be allowed within 50 feet of the polls. The counting of the ballots will be conducted by the elections committee and the Judicial branch of P.S.G.A., Inc. The ballots will be counted directly after the closing of the polls at 8 p.m. on Thursday, March 11. Any interested persons are welcome. All ballots must be counted by an authorized person in order to be counted as valid. Any contestation, complaint, or comment on the conduct or results of the elections must be filed in writing with any member of the elections committee by March 25. The decision of the P.S.G.A. Senate shall be final and binding when dealing with contestation and complaint. Running for the office of President erf P.S.G.A. this year are Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy, and Phil Pogreba. JIM KREUSER "The issues that I intend to address are ones that directly affect the students here at Parkside," said Kreuser. "On the state-wide level, there are basically about six items. The areas are tuition increases, collective bargaining, drinking age, landlord tenant reforms, the freezing of faculty salaries and fighting against cutbacks in general from the Parkside budget," he said. "On the local level, I have made a commitment to have students sit on faculty committees to ensure student input on issues and concerns that deal with students here at Parkside," continued Kreuser. "I would like to have a meeting a week with the other heads of organizations to discuss the various concerns of students and how we could most effectively address them. To have a more active student services committee would be an asset to the students for that is the committee that relates tangible accomplishments to the students." "I feel that I would be best for the position of president of P.S.G.A. because I have gained much experience in decision making for what is the majority of UW-P students," he said. "I have gained more experience in organizational structure, procedure and problems that lay with student government leaders than the other candidates. I already know the university system and how the campus is r un and governed. I believe that my leadership abilities have proven to be very progressive in terms of student input and rights and visibility. The organization, this year, has made great strides statewide in expressing the views of Parkside while some schools didn't know we existed. Last year P.S.G.A. didn't exist, it advanced in great strides to accomplish student representation of Parkside students." "The changes that need to be made in P.S.G.A. are few," Kreuser said. "Now we have progressive outlook and see the need for positive change. There are a few organizational rough - spots, but it is to be in any organization. Some inhouse operations must be changed to let P.S.G.A. become more efficient." LORETTA LACY ^Loretta has had some past experience with student government. "I intend to address the issues such as the constant rise in tuition, the decline in financial aid, the alternatives to the bookstore and grievances for and against professors," she s aid. "I think all of these can be accomplished through the use of open forum, and a strong sense of student input. Meetings with the Chancellor and the faculty must be consistent and the use of lobbying through United Council and the Board of Regents is a necessity to a successful government. My main goal is simply to make sure that the students are heard, and that the students have a strong voice." PHIL POGREBA "Whenever a problem arises at Parkside, people sit down and ask themselves what the reasons are for that particular problem," said Pogreba. "In attacking a problem in this manner, two main issues are blamed for almost every problem, those being the commuter status of Parkside and the high level of apathy of the average Parkside student." Pogreba has intentions of addressing the question of why haven't the dorms that were supposed to be built here, on campus, ever been built. Projections were made when Parkside opened f or dorms to be built. "As president of P.S.G.A. I would like to set up a task force to look into the reasons why dorms aren't yet built at Parkside, and I'd like to get the ball rolling on this issue," he said. "Another issue at Parkside is the problem of apathy. There simply is little or no student input or activity on decision making that directly affects them. The law gives students power to have input on virtually anything that affects them. If more students were to know this, I'm sure there would be more students interested in what was happening." Pogreba sees some of the reasons for apathy as a non - PSGA traditional campus. Many students have responsibilities outside of the campus. His answer to this problem is larger installation of services to the students. "This year SUFAC had problems getting the budget passed by the Senate. I was a member of SUFAC this past year and on the whole was unsatisfied with the results of SUFAC. At the beginning of the new SUFAC, last spring, the committee set some goals and objectives for the budgeting process to take place during the fall semester. I feel that these goals and objectives were in no way reached, and a great disservice to the students was the result. SUFAC is going to have to sit down and make up guidelines for the budgeting process to insure that the students money is being utilized to its maximum potential." Other subjects that Pogreba touched on were the Teaching Excellence Awards, and the concept that P.S.G.A. has a responsibility to change things to prevent future controversy. Voting registration is a definite link in student voting, and Pogreba would like to see registration get set up on the campus area.. Senate OKs budget, election referendums by Ken Meyer Editor In its Feb. 25 meeting, the PSGA Senate approved the total SUFAC budget of $610,225.10 after twice voting down a budget approximately $2700 lower. Ironically, the third discussion on the budget took considerably less time than did discussion on how to word a referendum question concerning the Union Square jukebox. The Senate voted to place five referendums on the March 10 a nd 11 e lection ballot. SUFAC chairman Luis Valldejuli explained to the Senate the only different item on the total SUFAC budget. The Housing budget was increased $2000 in the area of salaries and $698 in fringe benefits in a move to reach a compromise with Chancellor Alan Guskin. The original Housing budget request of $26,771 was cu t to $20,153 by SUFAC during preliminary budgeting. The new Housing budget totals $22,851. Valldejuli also said that in the SUFAC proposal was a stipulation that there is to be a task force established to analyze the extent of Parkside's housing needs and services. The only comment about the SUFAC budget came from Senator Mike Pfaffl, who asked if SUFAC could look into the Athletics budget. PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama replied that the committee was free to look into any budget at any time — not only during budgeting. The Dave Higgens / Phil Pogreba move to approve the $610,225.10 budget passed 9-1-0 with Pfaffl voting "no." The budget now goes to Chancellor Guskin and the UW Board of Regents for approval. Referendums The Senate also approved to place five referendum questions on the election ballot. Elections will be held March 10 and 11 for President, Vice - President, Senate and SUFAC. The five referendum topics are: • Do you support a peace - time military draft (Yes or No) • Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce of marijuana? (Yes or No) • Which do you favor in the Union Square — a jukebox, more - often changing the music on a jukebox, a stereo system, or other? • Do you know if there is a housing system on campus? (Yes or No) • Do you agree to support the UW System Student Lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50 cents per semester? (Yes or No) Candidates t o hold forum Monday Ranger is sponsoring a PSGA Presidential forum, March 8 at 1p . m. in mid - Main Place. The three candidates for PSGA President — Loretta Lacy, Jim Kreuser and Phil Pogreba will make prepared statements and answer questions from the audience. Everyone is invited to come and ask questions. Demonstration against budget cuts On Friday, March 5 Vice - President George Bush and Governor Lee Dreyfus will attend a Republican party fund raiser in downtown Milwaukee. The PSGA Senate voted unanimously Feb. 18 to support a demonstration to express opposition to the cuts administered to the UW System. The Mike Pfaffl/Dave Higgens resolution stated, "The Republican party has come out against higher education here and around the nation by drastically reducing expenditures allocated for education." Anybody wishing to attend the demonstration should contact Mike Pfaffl at the PSGA office, located by the Coffee Shoppe. 2 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER lOCOOC* Editorials ^s^s^^ocooooooccoocoeooocco cooooco Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5CCCCOOOOCCCCCO®®c«fi«OC050COOOCOOOCOOCOeoOOK>S! Ranger endorses voting The only endorsement Ranger is making for the spring PSGA elections March 10 and 11 is not for any specific candidate, but the act of voting itself. Voting is important for many reasons. The number one reason is that whoever is elected to PSGA represents the student body whenever university administrators want to know (or are told) how the students feel about an issue. Since PSGA represents the student body, all students should be represented by choosing the office - holders of PSGA. When only four or five percent of the students vote in PSGA elections, the real student body may not be fairly served. Some students may think that it doesn't really matter who is elected President, Vice - President or Senator of PSGA because things will continue like they always have in the past. But in fact, the people in those positions are important. PSGA is only as powerful as the people in it. PSGA has the opportunity to be strong in representing the students in university operations. This can only be accomplished by having a large number of students participating in university affairs. If students are unable to do that by being a member of a student organization or being a student representative on one of the many campus committees, they should at least do the quick, painless — and important — act of voting in the PSGA elections. Remember to attend the presidential forum Monday, March 8 in mid-Main Place and vote Wednesday and Thursday, March 10 and 11. Lacy wins Round One Although Ranger isn't endorsing a PSGA presidential or vice - presidential candidate, we feel obligated to report the trouble we've had getting the candidates to help us tell the students how they stand on the issues and what their plans are for their respective offices. That is, all candidates but one. Loretta Lacy was the only presidential or vice - presidential candidate to return a one sheet, four question handout distributed for Ranger by PSGA Elections Committee chairperson Kathy Slama when the candidates first took out petition papers. Lacy was the only one who handed her questionnaire in on the deadline day, Friday, Feb. 26. That is even more astounding considering Lacy received her questionnaire only two days before the deadline while all the other candidates received theirs one to two weeks earlier and were constantly reminded to hand theirs in. If Round One of the presidential election is the responsibility to let their constituents know about their stands on issues (within a lenient deadline), the clear winner is Loretta Lacy. This is only Round One of th e long, hard fight of t he campaign, but it is still something to be remembered. Remember to vote March 10 § II Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager STAFF Linda Adams, Edward Beal, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Patty DeLuisa, Mary Kaddatz, Joe Kimm, Karla Kobal, Lisa Linstroth, Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Masood Shafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff Wicks. RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content soieiy eV6ry durin9 the ^ademic vear except during breaks and holidays »• 'S Pr'n,edbv ,heUn'on Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. university of Wisconsin Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size cTucTed^for verification"3"9 A" 'e,,erS muSt be Si9"ed and a ,elephone number in Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER, reserves all editorial privileges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. Kreuser is "egotistical" To the Editor and All Concerned Students, As you can tell, there is a PSGA Presidential election soon. This election, unlike others we have had at Parkside, brings to mind a question of decency and loyalty. In my opinion, we have been fooled into believing that we really have student leadership. This fault does not lie with the PSGA itself, but more with the egotistical President of the whole organization. Our "Concerned and Committed" buddy, Jim Kreuser, must not be re-elected. By this time, you are no doubt being inundated with election posters. One poster even refers to Parkside as "Kreuser's Land", do I need his permission to use the bathroom? Students of Parkside, I ask you, do we want another year of watching Jim's ego grow, or do we want what we really need? This must be our year of change! We need real meaning and action behind the voices — we need PHIL POGREBA for President of PSGA. Do yourself a favor — attend the open debate on Monday, March 8 at 1 o'clock in the Union Concourse. Phil will show you that he is the best candidate. Bill Reed Frederick is best for V.P. Dear Editor, I am writing in support of Earlene Frederick for Vice President. She has been an actively involved Senator, learning about each facet of the organization. She is well organized and has needed knowledge to work effectively. She has been to United Council and knows how it operates. Earlene also has seen how other student organizations are run and could use the experience to P.S.G.A. grow. I feel Earlene Frederick is the best qualified for Vice President. Name withheld Write RANGER A Letter! Pogreba feels he's best To all the students at Parkside: The elections of P SGA are close at hand. I feel that this year in particular there is going to be more student involvement than ever before at Parkside. I feel the reasons for this increase in involvement is the interest students have developed on issues that directly affect them. As President Pro Tempore of the Senate since last semester and an active member of PSGA since last year, I am well aware of the importance of the issues affecting the students of Parkside. However, I do not intend to simply remain aware of these issues. Instead I intend to take affirmative action to ensure that the students' rights, grievances and interests are properly represented. This year the Senate has increased its activity in areas of particular concern to the students. However, I do believe that with better leadership we can increase to even greater extents. I feel that my working relationship with the Senate is such that this can be accomplished. One of the duties of P resident is to keep in constant contact with administration. This is important to guarantee that student input is heard on all administrative decisions that affect students directly. As President Tempore I have had the portunity to work with ministration and am aware of the administrative process that governs this institution. For these reasons I feel that I am the best candidate for the Pro op- Adoffice of President of PSGA and would like to invite all students to attend an open debate to be held on March 8 at 1:00 p. m. in mid - Main Place. This debate will make students aware of where all candidates stand on student issues and show students where the true meaning behind the voices lie. Phil Pogreba Kreuser compatible To the Editor: In regard to the letter to the editor of last week entitled "Kreuser is 'concerned and committed' ", I can only state thai I was in favor of those accomplishments mentioned. I was extremely lucky to have a working senate that coincided with my ideology. It takes a coordinated effort to make results happen. Most if not all of the accomplishments that occurred through PSGA this year was on account of the initiative and striving nature that took place which only complimented my presidency. It is true that a lot of firsts happened this year, but I couldn't have done it all alone. I encourage all students of Parkside to participate in the upcoming elections. It is essential to vote YES to the United Council funding formula to be an effective student lobbying organization. It also wouldn't hurt any to vote for me and keep PSGA flowing in the right direction for the next year. Jim Kreuser PSGA President Students urged to vote Dear Editor, As a Senator in student government, I would like to add some thoughts to the upcoming P.S.G.A. elections. This past week you have probably noticed the immense amount of campaign writings on our hallowed halls What do they all mean? There are meaning behind the voices, Kreuser Land, etc. They mean that there are two individuals at Parkside who want you to vote for them. One is our present president, Jim Kreuser and the Jner. ,sT^hil pogreba, now a Senator. I have seen both of these students in action and highly recommend both of them for the job as president. But their final victory is only up to you, the students. I urge all students to participate in the election and to find out all they can about each candidate, not just what the banners say. The future of American Education is at stake in the near future, because of the Reagan / Dreyfus cutbacks on higher education. We must have a strong student leader to deal with these issues effectively, not to shun them away like a chicken in a hen house. So again, I urge you to take part in this political process, which affects you more than you could ever imagine!!! Thank You Senator Michael Pfaffl RANGER Thursday, March 4,1982 PSGA candidates speak out on issues Vice-president by Pat Hensiak News Editor Running for the office of vice - president this year are Chuck Betz and Earlene Frederick. Chuck Betz "My main priority would be to look into those issues which most directly affect the majority of students," said Betz. "These would include where our tuition money goes, why they keep tacking on these tuition surcharges, whether or not the bookstore is being run most efficiently, and what other complaints the students have. I would address these issues by going through the necessary channels and talking to the people most responsible. The Chancellor holds open forums throughout the semester and hopefully I will be able to pick up on the wants and needs of the students at these forums." Betz was appointed as a senator two months ago, and during that time, has found out how the P.S.G.A. functions. "The only way I would change things within P.S.G.A. would be to get more active as far as student needs are concerned," he said. "Not enough students realize how much we can do for them if they would only let us know their needs." Earlene Frederick "I would like to take a look into the problems and issues of financial aid, the issues being dealt with at the time in the state legislature that pertain to students and the lack of communication to and from the students and the organizations," said Frederick. "Through United Council and lobbying, some of these things will be accomplished. Building P.S.G.A. as a better student service organization will be a way of bringing the problems of the students to the administration's attention," said Frederick. Also, the senators would have to be more informed, and P.S.G.A. should work on ways to make itself more accessible. I believe to get a lot out of an organization, a lot must be put into it. I'm willing to give the time and effort. I would like to see i t grow and expand." Earlene is a Senator at the present time and is familiar with parliamentary procedure. She is a member of the legislative affairs and student services committees and belongs to Academic Affairs, a United. Council subcommittee. EARLENE FREDERICK Kreuser Jvoooooosocoaocooeoa «ooccooe©sGcosoeo«©! ! To the Editor To the Editor, To my surprise and horror our illustrious President Mr. Jim Kreuser has decided to run for president of PSGA again. I hope the students of Parkside can see through the paper mache image of being "Concerned and Committed" that he thinks he possesses. Since we are all students of higher education I think we students of Parkside should ask the question just what Mr. Kreuser is "Concerned and Committed" to — h imself or the students of Parkside. Personally I don't think it is to the students of Parkside, but to himself. Very little has changed during his administration over the last year — the bookstore is still the same, parking hasn't improved, and the procedure for selecting the teaching awards have not been revised (even though the University Committee recommended that they be changed). Where then are Mr. Kreuser's "Concerns and Committments"? I think they are for himself. Mr. Kreuser is just another politician that will: 1. Do anything to get elected, i.e. buy beers for students in the Union the night before last year's election. 2. Use his position as president of PSGA to open doors for himself, i.e. the job that he has with Congressman Les Aspin. Parkside doesn't need another part - time president, and Jim Kreuser doesn't even qualify as a part - time president. In the April 30, 1981 Ranger, Mr. Kreuser advertised office hours of 12 - 1 o'clock down in the Union Square. First, Mr. Kreuser doesn't have an office in the Union Square and second, he is only avaialable to students one hour a day. Students of Parkside this incompetent President needs to be removed from office and replaced not with another politician but with an active member of PSGA, PHIL POGREBA. M. Scoon L6,C COSO800COSOCO80O006O8COOCOQOSO! •osooocoscscA Kreuser: broken promises To the Editor: In the March 5,1981 issue of the Ranger, the candidates for PSGA president stated their intentions if elected. One i n particular stated some of the following: "... wants to set up an emergency loan fund for students . . .," ". . . wants to work with the new SOC president . . .," "Planning on taking a closer grip on the Physical Plant. . ., " " . . . running on a campaign of questioning faculty and its spending ..." and lastely, "He will get things done." I would like to question if Jim Kreuser has done any of the above. As a senator of PSGA until August 1981, I found it near impossible to work with Kreuser. Many of th e things I had planned to work on were cut short because of Kreuser's lack of enthusiasm. Admittedly, Jim has done much for Student activities but little for student life. His main interest lies in the Union activities, not in the students. I find it hard to believe that the students of Parkside can re-elect a man who has l ittle to show f or a years work. Sincerely, Mike Loos King and I" was disappointment Dear Editor, I am writing in regards to the letter to the editor concerning the disappointment of a girl in the review of "The King and I". I have been involved with the theater since junior high, which gives me years of experience, and I must say that I agree with Miss Linstroth's opinion of the show. Although I would have put it more politely than she, the show was a disappointment. Miss Martin had a strong musical performance, but she was often too bubbly and high spirited, especially in the death scene towards the end. In the song "Getting to Know You" Anna is supposed to be singing to the children, but Miss Martin almost totally ignored the children and sang it to the audience. Overall, her performance was musically beautiful, but terribly over-acted. I could name several more instances of this, but this serves to prove my point. Miss Tunks, it is true that the Reuther Civic Auditorium is known for its acoustics, this only applies to music. The auditorium is so live that spoken words were sometimes unintelligible. Also, not mentioned by Miss Linstroth's review, was the hideous costumes (for the most part) in the show. Whoever heard of Chinese wives wearing chiffon prom dresses and plaid outfits? There were some bright spots in the show however. Miss Linstroth mentioned John Miskulin's wonderful portrayal of the King. But, she also overlooked Andrew Brhel's performance. It was wonderful to see someone else on stage with presence. Also, in reference to Miss Linstroth's experience, I do believe she is a theater major, and has been involved with several productions, and it doesn't take a 13 year old child to see the lack of quality in most of the performances of the show. One suggestio n I have for Miss Linstroth about her reviewing is this: If she doesn't like something about the show, she should state it in a more eloquent and polite manner. Her references to Miss Martin were quite a bit more than tacky. Name withheld by Pat Hensiak News Editor Student government Senators are also being elected next week. Running this year is Todd Bernhardt, Allan Levy, David Higgens, Jill Nielsen, Brian Schuetta, Ruth Slama and Luis Valldejuli. Todd Bernhardt "I don't think it matters what issues I want to cover, but what issues the students want me to cover," said Bernhardt. "If they want to talk to me, we can go down to the Union, have a beer, and see what they want. The issues that are brought to me will be taken care of. I'll bring up proposals to the Senate and do my damndest to get it through. I am interested in what students want to have done around the campus. Things can get done with cooperation of the students and the Senate. Students need to help out by making their opinions heard, and by getting on seats of committees." David Higgens "I would like to see som ething done about the $24 million budget cuts, and the extra 4 or 5 percent that will get cut," said Higgens. "How will it affect the schools? I would also like to recruit more Senators and offer more services to the students. By using the power of P.S.G.A., we can do this. The powers aren't fully utilized now. It's hard to get anything done without student involvement. Being a Senator has given me the know-how on developing communication within the Senate. A work load division is an important thing for any business type area to work and through my time in P.S.G.A. I've come to see that." Allan Levy Levy said, "I would like to see something done about the following issues: the constant rise in educational costs, and the decline in the amount of financial aid available. Something needs to be done about the grieve set-up. * Students have to be able to file a grievance quickly, if they have a problem. We could also find an alternative to the bookstore, like a book loan program." "Open Forum is a good way to allow these issues to be dealt with," he said. "We need a student input program and setting up consistant meetings between the Chancellor and the students. The use of lobbying by the United Council is also important. I will work hard for the students, and although I have never run for office before, I have worked closely with student associates." Jill Whitney Nielsen "I would like to address the issues that are pertinent to students, especially in women's affairs," said Nielsen. "I think letters and references and communication are the effective way to carry out plans. I enjoy working with people, and I am always open to new suggestions and ideas. If anything, I would like to see P.S .G.A. more unified and play an even larger role in state affairs." Brian Schuetta "The three most important things are student awareness, the SUFAC budget and housing and legal services," said Schuetta. "Many students are unaware that they have a voice in what goes on at Parkside, and segregated fees need to be held at a reasonable level. The other thing is establishing legal and housing services at Parkside, and eventually combining the two. My previous research and experience with the issues and the knowledge of P.S.G.A. operations will enable me to perform effectively in office." Ruth Slama "I will be directing my attentions toward the area of finances at Parkside," said Slama. "This is a real concern for students, and needs to be addressed. A good Senator must be informed, and that means that it's necessary to attend all Senate meetings. I hope that more students will feel free to attend in the future. I have had a lot of experience with student governments. Although I haven't served in an office yet, I know enough to be very effective. I hope to see more of a student awareness as to what is happening in the student government. It's important for students to know what's going on." Luis Valldejuli "Student apathy is big issue, and we have to increase student services at the lowest possible cost," said Valldejuli, "I also intend to run for SUFAC again and work on some of the issues through that. I have been in P.S.G.A. and SUFAC for more than one year. I would like to change things, very much. There is a lot of tension existing within the Senate together with the "power play." Together, with some other Senators, I've been trying to stop the struggle, and I'll keep trying in the f uture." SUFAC Ken Meyer "I would like to see SUFAC follow through with the things we discussed this year — mainly looking more closely into such budgets as Athletics and Intramurals," said Meyer. "The housing needs for Parkside should also be investigated in order to see exactly what the needs are . This can be done through an audit for athletics and a task force for housing." Meyer is a SUFAC member this year, and feels that he knows most of the different campus organizations after working on Ranger for the past years. "I would like to see SUFAC and the P.S.G.A. Senate work more closely together, rather than have all the petty bickering that went on this year." Winter Carnival marred To the Editor: I believe the decision by the Winter Carnival Committee to delay the carnival was a good idea, but they made a big mistake in changing it to the sixth week of classes. The sixth week traditionally is a heavy testing week, which prohibited many people from participating in the activities. If the committee delayed the carnival so more people could get involved, it should have been rescheduled for the fifth or seventh week, times with fewer tests. I work in Union Square and get a chance to talk to many people. Many were disappointed because the extra studies required for their tests prohibited them from participating in carnival events. I ask the Winter Carnival Committee to take this into consideration when they plan next year's carnival, so it can be enjoyed by a maximum number of people. Jack Kemper 4 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Individual Events Winter Carnival 1982 BLOOD DRIVE 1st Place — Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship 2nd Place — Accounting Club 3rd Place — Physics Club WINDOW PAINTING 1st Place — Women in Business 2nd Place — Cheerleaders (tie) — Peer Support BANNER 1st Place — Ranger 2nd Place — Accounting Club FLOAT COMPETITION 1st Place — Pi Sigma Epsilon 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — P SGA Events Winter Carnival 1982 Club Events Grand Prize Winners 1st Place — Pi Sigma Epsilon 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — Accounting Club VOLLEYBALL 1st Place — Weightlifters 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — Accounting Club ABOVE: Guys dressed in drag for Thursday night's Fashion Show. r-nuiu uy men * odiiucib lWA o H TRIVIA CONTEST 1st Place — Jonathan Klokow 2nd Place — Ken Eschmann 3rd Place — Eric Suhr JELLO SLURPING CONTEST 1st Place — Brenda Buchanan 2nd Place — Mike S. Nelson 3rd Place — Steve Jacob EGG DROP CONTEST 1st Place — Brenda Buchanan 2nd Place — Karen Norwood LEGS CONTEST — MALE 1st Place — Jack Zurawik 2nd Place — Mark King 3rd Place — Dick Oberbruner BEER DRINKING RELAYS (team captains) 1st Place — Ken Eschmann 2nd Place — David White 3rd Place — Andy Buchanan RUBIK'S CUBE CONTEST 1st Place — Kurt Jacob 2nd Place — Norbert Wiele berg DIRTY JOKE CONTEST 1st Place — Mark W. Schrade 2nd Place — A1 Frahm 3rd Place — David Lock LEGS CONTEST — FEMALE 1st Place — Aina Jamir 2nd Place — Shelley Pace 3rd Place — Carmella Im brogna COLLEGE FAMILY FEUD 1st Place — Andy Buchanan, Brenda Buchanan, Rick Luehr, Linda Andersen, Jeff Frederick. 2nd Place — Aina Jamir, Steve Blaser, Kent Willetts, Menno Buys, Ruth Bahr. 3rd Place — Mike Mowry, Nick Thome, Shelbe Skildum, Pam Rathman, Shelly Pace. i_n outdoor volleyball contest was conducted throughout the week. Photo by Steve Myers RIGHT: Brenda Buchanan (third from right) won Monday night's Jello Slurping Contest. BELOW: The winners of Tuesday's College Family Feud were (left to right): Rick Luehr, Linda Andersen, Andy Buchanan, Brenda Buchanan, and Jeff Frederick. Photo by Steve Myers ABOVE: Sixteen teams entered the Beer Drinking Relays during Monday night's M*A*S*H party. Ranger offers free classifieds Classified ads for Parkside students and faculty are free for 10 words or less. There is a limit of one free ad per person per week. Additional ads cost 50 cents per 10 words. Classified ads for other people cost $1.00 per 10 words. Deadline for publication Thursday is at noon the Friday before. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Club Events Political Science The Poli Sci Club will be sponsoring Frank Wilkonson, speaking on the subject of Reagonomics and repressive legislation. This legislation is currently being passed and could have a long time effect on our society. Remember, Poli Sci Club meets on Monday at 1 n. m in Moln 112. Accounting Club On Monday, March 8, at 1 p. m. the Accounting Club will hold a general meeting for all members in Union 104. Topics of the meetings will include committee nominations, deadline collectionfor dues and much more. Refreshments will be served. S.W.E.A S.W.E.A. will have a general meeting on Monday, March 8, from 1-2 p. m. in Moln. D128. Please try to attend. s.o.c. On Wednesday, March 10, S.O.C. invites all P.S.G.A. candidates to address a forum of S.O.C. representatives and students. The time is 1 p. m. in Comm. Arts 125. All interested students, please attend. Geology Colloquium This week's Geology Colloquim will be "Karst in the Gunong - Mulu National Park, Borneo". The lecture will be given by Dr. Michael Day of the Geology departmen at UW - Milwaukee. The lecture will be given on Friday, March 5, at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 113. Women in Business Calendar of Events: March 6, Family Day will take place at Parkside. This event is intended to allow students and their families to use the facilities. Volunteers are needed to work with the children. If interested please call Carla Thomas at 553-2351. March 8-10: Aerobics will be held from 1-2 p. m. in the wrestling room, in the Phy. Ed. building. Everyone is invited. March 10: Women in Business will be sponsoring a bake sale. March 16: "The Very Special Arts Festival" will be held at Parkside. This event allows handicapped children to participate in the arts. Volunteers are needed for this event. If interested, please call Kathy Kexel at 553-2278. A training session will be held on March 8 in Union 104 from 6:30 to 7:30 p. m. for all volunteers. Student Mobe. "The Wargame", a BBC documentary film depicting mock nuclear war, will be shown Thursday, March 4 at 1 p. m. in Molinaro 109 and at 7 p. m. in Moln. 163. Sponsored by Student Mobilization for Survival. The film is free and open to the public. INicaraguans stand up by Pat Hensiak News Editor Church leaders from Nicaragua appeared at Parkside as part of a national speaking tour to give direct information concerning the economic, political and religious processes underway in Nicaragua and Central America and to counter the mis-information circulating about Nicaragua. Father Lyle Gundrum was the first speaker. He is a Capuchin priest from Canada and has spent the last ten years as a member of a pastoral team in Estali, Nicaragua. "What we want is our freedom," said Gundrum. "From our people I have learned what it is to be a Christian. To see the way they live has opened me up. I remember beginning to understand what kind of life it was. The people don't vote, like they do here. Sure, the people vote, but two weeks before the voting, the mayor has a victory party. If it is ever found out that you didn't vote for the mayor, you lose your job. The Nicaraguan revolution really is a democratic revolution. It's more democratic than the country you live in. The people of Nicaragua finally won their victory, justice had begun to spread within our land. We have been authors of our own salvation." Reverend Patricia Castro was the second speaker. She is a native Nicaraguan and a baptist minister. She has been an editor of both religious and secular journals and heads the formation of Christian youth in Managua, the capital city. She stated that the Nicaraguans are content that the North Americans are interested in the situation in Nicaragua. She feels that this demonstrates quite a difference between the Reagan administration and the people that live with it. In 1934, th e Somoza family took over the country of Nicaragua," said Rev. Castro. "The years of the Somoza dictatorship were years of misery and suffering. Our peasants have been assassinated. Their farms were burned and ruined. The yough who felt a need to help found themselves persecuted. Women suffered doubly, because they are the mothers of suffering children and they must work. They work for a less wage simply because they are women. The people themselves have been the ones fighting for freedom — God has not just given it to us. On July 19, 1979, we got the freedom and the liberation we have been seeking. It is faith that lets us bring our strength here today and share it with you. We will continue to fight for our rights and freedom as long as you will continue to support us. Through this, we will for civil rights "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little . weekend in your week. Bible with the sister, it was new for her, because the story of the Ten Lepers and the story of the prostitute, selling herself for food for her children, took on a whole new meaning. These people were living what she had been reading for years. She also came to realize that if people want something to happen within their lives, they have to enter into the current of life. The second thing she realized, was that the problem in Nicaragua had to be questioned before it could be answered. One of the first problems was, the aid that was supposed to be sent over for the people wasn't getting to them. When the sister was in America, she publicly complained about this, but it didn't do any good, because an official found a way to cover it up. One year, near Christmas time, there were many prisoners, and the families that had their husbands and sons in prison held a demonstration to free these prisoners. Jeeps and helicopters came and ransacked the church and the demonstrators were told what they were doing was forbidden. "The following year," explained Hartman, "in a span ,of four months, over 4000 young people Continued On Page Eight have a better world." The third speaker was Sister Mary Hartman. She is Wisconsin - born, and a member of the Sisters of St. Agnes from Fond du Lac. She has spent the past 20 years in Nicaragua, teaching high school and doing missionary work. She is a member of the independent Human Rights Commission in Nicaragua, which was set up by the United Nations request. When she first went to the country, she taught school at a very wealthy high school. On Saturdays, the Sister would visit a leper colony, and she soon discovered that the director of the school didn't like this idea. The director didn't forbid them to go to the colony, but it was as if he didn't approve ... he questioned how it would look to the parents of the students to know that the sisters were doing this. Hartman then was sent to work with the Mosquito Indians, and discovered that entire families had been stricken with tuberculosis. The husbands had worked in mines owned by North Americans and Canadians, and when they were too ill to work, or simply could no longer work, they were sent home to die. When she returned to Managua, she started to do two things. The first was reading the Bible with the poor people. When the people read the 6 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Frank Abagnale turned his life around by Pat Hensiak News Editor He found a million ways to fool the people he met every day. People looked at him as someone who is rich and glamorous. Frank Abagnale has never seen his life in that same light. What he did from the age of 16 until he turned 21, he would never do again. Abagnale found himself growing up with his only mother being the room service in the hotels he stayed in. He'll never know what it's like to be 16, and go to a high school prom, or go to a homecoming game. He feels like he's wasted ten years of his life. He's given a lot up. If he ever met someone that he took a liking to, he started off deceiving them, it was the way that he started off with all of the people he met. Maybe he wasn't cheating them out of anything, but he certainly had a problem telling them the truth about who he really was. What follows is Frank Abagnale's story as he told it to the Ranger in an exclusive interview. Things started for Abagnale when he was sixteen. His father had gotten him a '52 Chevy, and Abagnale found that paying for the gas all of the time got to be a bother. "One day I came in and said, 'I can't handle this gas, having to come up with this cash.' I asked my dad if it would be alright to get a credit card," he explained. "He said that he didn't see any problem with that. Because I'm a junior, and I look a lot older, it was never a problem until about three months later." "My dad got a call from the Mobil security people and they said that they had never had any problems with his credit, but that if t heir records were correct," he said, "my dad should be buying a new car. They were trying to figure out why my dad had a $4000 Mobil bill. According to their records, I had purchased 100 batteries, 40 sets of tires and had 30 tune-ups. My dad told them that 1 had the card, and I had to explain to them what I had done. What I did was, I would drive into a gas station, 16 years old, and I would say to the attendant that I wanted the most expensive set of tires that Mobil sold. They turned out to be $280 and the guy would go and write up the charge. When he came back, he would ask if I 'd like to have the tires mounted. I would always say 'no' and then I would tell this guy that I would sell his tires back to him for $200. That means he'll get $280 f rom Mobil, plus the tires, and I would get the ABAGNALE on the Johnny Carson Show. $200 cash. That was all that I wanted, was the cash. I never had any intention of paying the bill." Abagnale has payed back every penny of the $2.5 million he has cashed in forged checks over a period of five years. It took quite some time for him to do it, but he did it so that he could have a clearer conscience. "The original money that I had left over was confiscated by the IRA for back taxes," he said. "The government doesn't care how you make your money, income is income. You have to pay taxes on it. When I went to prison, nobody knew, who ever dreamed that I would have $2.5 million. So, there was no obligation to pay it back. When you pay your debt in prison, that's it, it's been paid. About two years ago, I was bothered by the fact that I had taken all of this money, and I had never paid it back. I was SOCOOGOOCCOCCOCCCCOCCOS 1 myself have ne ver considered in my whole career any of what I've done as bei ng glamorous"- aooooosecoooooooooscoss really wealthy, so I took $2.5 million from our company profit and all of the money has been returned to the banks and hotels that took the checks over fifteen years ago." Some funny things happened to Abagnale in the process of paying this money back. First of all, he had to hire someone to go back through the government and look up all of these checks. That in itself cost him $75,000. The hard part was finding the people that had gone out of business, or, after finally locating a place, having them say that they didn't want the money, because it would "mess up their taxes." Abagnale also thought that he could write off the The Parkside Activities Board presents this week's movie j BRIIBAKER j • • Fri., Mar. 5 Sun., Mar. 7 7:30 p.m. Admission $1.50 Rated "R" Union Cinema Theatre NEXT MOVIE Cheech & Chong's Next Movie $2.5 million. The government said NO! The government told him that he had to pay taxes on the money, because it was not a corporate expense within his company. The company didn't incur the debt. Abagnale had, so he had to take a bonus. The bonus was small, just $2.5 million. He got stuck paying taxes on the bonus, and the venture he took in paying the companies back cost him a lot more than he had ever taken. A question that many have asked in the past is, why was Frank Abagnale so difficult to catch? "I looked so much older, and I had never been fingerprinted. Really, that was the downfall. Everyone thought that I was 28, and there shouldn't have been a 28 year old that didn't have fingerprints on file, because of the draft and all. Once they realized I had to be a runaway, they started piecing things together very quickly. The other thing that made me difficult to catch, was the idea that none of my crimes were premeditated. I didn't sit in my room at night and look for ways to rip off the establishment. I was strictly an opportunist. If something came up, it had a chance at working out." Abagnale was glad that he was caught in the end, he was glad that it was finally over. He spent six months in a French prison, and his description of it was incredible. "They tried me first in France, and they never told me how long I was supposed to stay in their prison before being shifted to the next country. They took me down to the cell, and it was like a box. About 5 x 5 or 6 x 6 fete. They stuck me in this box, and there was a bucket inside of the box. The box was completely dark. I learned quickly that the bucket was the bathroom, and it never got emptied. By the time that I was out (6 months) the urine was knee deep in the cell. I went from 190 pounds to 109.1 was sick, and I thank God that the next stop was Sweden, because the judge there took one look at me and said 'When this man is well, and when he can stand before me, bring him back. For now, put him in the hospital.' " Abagnale would never do what he did once, again. Abagnale has always been fascinated by the idea that if you are dressed right, and look like you belong somewhere, people don't question you. People are usually so impressed by what they see around them, that they ignore everything else. Abagnale claims to have cashed some of the sloppiest checks when he first started out, and he wonders how he got away with it. He came to see that people don't cash checks, people cash people. Time was never taken to have a look at Abagnale's checks, because people were so busy wondering who he was. Now though, it's something else that fascinates Abagnale. "It's real ironic," he said, "but when I came out of prison, I thought that what I had done was wrong. I didn't want to tell anyone about my past. Then I was fired from that grocery store in Houston and one of the papers picked up on it and ran an article about who I really was. It didn't say anything bad, it just said that I was at one time a master thief, and now I was living in Houston. I saw the article, and had no intention of going home, because I was worried about the people in the complex where I was living. But, I finally had to go home, and all of the people thought I was a big hero — probably because everyone sees what I did as ripping the establishment off. Everybody feels like the establishment rips them off, and it made them feel just a little better to know that a kid had gotten away with it. It's not so much the criminal part that they admire, as much as the fact as someone did it." If Frank Abagnale had it to do all over again, he wouldn't. "You see, people see what I did as being very glamorous. But you see, glamour is in the eye of the beholder. I myself have never considered in my whole career any of what I've done as being glamorous. I certainly didn't find it very nice to be growing with my only mother being room service in some hotel, a different hotel most of th e time too. I think I gave up a great deal. It was a very lonely life, and I was smart enough to know that I'd get caught. When I finally was caught, I was glad it was over with. Today, I'm 33, going on 70.1 feel as if I 've wasted five years of my life as an imposter and five in prison. I don't know of anything that is worth going to prison for even a day. I consider that a big waste." "I used my reputation to make a living for myself," he said "because it was so negative, that was all I could do. I was paroled to Houston, and never intended to tell anyone who I really was. I called on the talents I had to do all of those things I had done before so that I could change my life to something positive. I think it's the greatest achievement of my life — to take something negative and make it positive. I turned things around. Believe me, I thank God every day that I was born in a country that allowed for mistakes. I made a mistake, and this country let me pay for that mistake and then held out it's hand and said 'come on back now, and be what you can be.' I feel very fortunate." From a 16 year old kid, to a man, overnight. From the world's greatest imposter to the man who helps America stop bouncing to the bank. He's led a full life, one that many people will only dream about. Abagnale has shown the world that not all dreams are as wonderful as they look. Test Anxiety Workshops set The Offices of Educational Support and Student Development are offering a workshop designed for students who are seeking help in coping with anxiety which is related to taking an exam or test. This four session workshop will be on March 8, 10, 22, 24 (Mondays and Wednesdays) from 1-2 p.m. Participants in the workshop will spend time identifying the causes of their test anxiety and will be offered specific suggestions for the prevention and treatment of their anxiety. Tapes by Richard Suinn will be used which teach deep muscle relaxation and the use of imagery for test anxiety desensitization. Students interested in attending this workshop should call Olivia Lui-Hayne at 553-2391 or Barbara Larson at 553-2122 for an appointment for an in-take interview. If you have questions cal either Olivia or Barbara. look Great. Feel Great. # PRECISION ^ fMt' Mm FOR GUYS AND GIRLS • 3532 MEACHEM RD. • 3519 52nd ST. (HWY 158) RACINE. Wl 53405 KENOSHA. Wl 53142 PHONE (414) 554-8600 PHONE (414) 654-6154 •j J Vi. Mon. Wed. 8-5:30 Tues. Thurs. Fri. 8-9 §at. 8-4 LI jq THIS COUPON WORTH * - I $1.00 OFF ANY SERVICE $ 1 00 Expires March 31st, 1982 • j Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special ! $35.95 _With This Ad j FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. "Seduction" not worth effort by Rick Luehr I will admit, when I want to see "The Seduction," I thought it might be a ripoff of "Play Misty For Me," but I was wrong . . . i t's not that good. The story concerns Jamie Douglas, a TV newscaster who is watched from afar by a photographer named Derek. Derek is in love with Jamie and he thinks that she is in love with him. He begins calling her and sending her gifts. Even though Jamie tells him to stop bothering her, Derek persists, still convinced that she loves him. Finally, this harassment gets out of hand, and Jamie's lover Brandon goes to the police. The police say that nothing can be done. As the movie goes on, Derek's harassment gets more intense, ending in a final confrontation between Jamie and Derek. There are many things wrong with this movie. The script is ridden with cliches and inane dialogue. It is never explained how Derek gets Jamie's phone number, or how he gets into her dressing room. In one scene, Derek goes into the newsroom, sits down at someone's desk, and types a note to Jamie. He is never questioned as to who he is and what he is doing. Characters are brought into the film for no apparent reason. At one point, Derek talks to one of Jamie's friends to try to get her to talk Jamie into seeing him. After she calls him a "slimy creep" and tells him to leave, Derek says, "You'll pay for that!" Do we ever see what Derek does to make her pay for it? No. In fact, her character is never seen or mentioned again. Near the end, the movie picks up pace and gets better, but it's too little and too late. The film's conclusion shows no imagination whatsoever. As Jamie, Morgan Fairchild has the best part(s) in the movie. She is forever bathing, showering, or swimming nude. However, most of the time the director merely teases the viewer with brief glimpses of Miss Fairchild's Alone...Terrified...Trapped like an animal. Now she's fighting back with the only weapon she has...Herself! MORGAN FAIRCHILD MICHAEL SARRAZIN VINCE EDWARDS ANDREW STEVENS Seduction. AVCO tMBASSV PICTURES admittedly lovely form. Andrew Stevens, who plays Derek, is a fairly convincing psycho. The rest of the cast, which includes Michael Sarrazin, Vince Edwards, and Colleen Camp, is wasted in throwaway roles. Overall, "The Seduction" is poorly acted, badly written, and resembles a TV movie or a soap opera rather than a major motion picture. I recommend that, if you want to see a movie that has more to offer than merely a frequently undressed, good - looking starlet, that you pass up "The Seduction." Reui'eu) Nicholson shines in dull "Border" by Bob Kiesling There's a coupkfof reasons to see "The Border". One of them is Jack Nicholson. He plays Charlie Smith, a new and slightly confused member of a border patrol unit in El Paso, Texas, considerably less gung - ho than his corrupt colleagues. Considering his surroundings, Nicholson does a good job. If you're a fan of blood and gore, that's another reason to see it. Nicholson, finally outraged by the dishonesty around him, stages a short and violent revolution against corruption. Unfortunately, those are the only two reasons to see "Border". If you haven't figured it out yet, this is a variation on the "good cop versus bad cop" theme. Never mind that it's set in Texas and the victims are mostly Mexican, there aren't any plot twists any Dirty Harry fan couldn't anticipate. The supporting cast, especially Charlie's credit - card wife Marcie (Valerie Perrine), doesn't have the depth of character they need to carry the plot to a believable conclusion. Supposedly, Marcie is a negative influence on her husband, whose impulse buying is what first drives Charlie Smith to go on the take. It doesn't last long, though, when Charlie discovers the extent of the patrol's involvement in drug and human traffic. When Charlie starts rocking the boat, his neighbor, also a patrolman, naturally leads the plot to have him snuffed out. The film has technical flaws, too. The soundtrack is one of the tackiest I've ever hear in a big - budget production. Director of Photography Ric Waite's shaky camera work never quite matches the dialog, and the feeble lighting makes the whole thing look as if i t were filmed under a blanket of L. A. smog. "The Border" doesn't live up to its billing as an honest - to - goodness human drama. It's just another movie in the "tough guy" genre. And for that, you're better off with Clint Eastwood. Burned Up Family planning hangs in there by Carol Burns It was bound to happen. Parkside has been into everything — day care centers, peer support groups, career counseling — and now, family planning. Of course, it has all been very discreet. In fact, right now only the Comm. Arts building has put the measures into action. There, the propagation of a species has been ingeniously prevented by the use of permanency. We're talking coat hangers here. Luckily, the hangers in that building are permanently attached. Those hummers have a way of multiplying when left to their own devices. Think of it — have you ever bought a metal coat hanger? Probably not. They just seem to appear in closets through their own volition. Sort of like life in a swamp. Imagine the mess of hangers we would have if they were free to move about. They'd wrestle with you when you'd try to hang up your coat. And you know how stubborn they can get when they're on your closet floor. Some people might think it is mean to prevent hangers from doing what they were meant to do. But we have to draw the line Coming Events Thursday, March 4 FILM at 1 p.m. in MOLN109 and at 6p.m. in MOLN163. The film is free and open to the public. Sponsored by Student Mobilization for Survival. Friday, March 5 COMEDIAN/MAGIC SHOW at 12 noon in Union Square featuring Mark Kornhouser. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE "Brubaker" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE/CONCERT at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "Wally Cleaver". Admission at the door is $2.00 for a Parkside student and $2.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, March 6 FAMILY DAY with demonstrations, workshops and activities for Parkside community and their families from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Call ext. 2200 f or registration information. VIDEO TAPES "The Cars" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union Square for the participants of Family Day. MOVIE "The Road to Bali" will be shown at 7 p. m. at the Golden Rondelle. Call 631-2154 for reservations. The movie is free and open to the public, and being sponsored by UW - Extension. Sunday, March 7 FILM at 4 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $2.50 for a student and $3.50 for others. Sponsored by the Kenosha Friends of the Library. MOVIE "Brubaker" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, March 8 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Prof. David Levin will talk on "The Concept of Class in Social Stratification and Marxist Theories." The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPES "The Cars" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, March 10 VIDEOTAPES "The Cars" willbe repeated at 1 p.m. in Union Square. MOVIE "Camille" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is free and open to the public. 'Chapter Two" performed well by Lisa Linstroth Neil Simon's "Chapter Two" was presented by the Alpha - Omega Players in the Union Theatre on Feb. 28. This was a performance well worth attending. Neil Simon is notorious for his fine plays and this cast credited his talent. The scenery used was a small backdrop that served for two apartments simultaneously. The set also included: a desk, two chairs, an end table and two telephones. It wasn't much to look at but the actors brought the stage to life. The play cast consisted of four actors, Wiley Wisdom (George Schneider), Rick Woods (Leo Schneider), Liza Howe (Jenni Malone), and Allison Dukes (Faye Medwick). These actors gave an outstanding performance. The audience was captivated during the entire play. The play was witty, funny, and touching. And the ability of these four actors to present a realistic performance was incredible. Thank you to the Alpha Omega Players, and the Parkside Activities Board's sponsorship, for a very pleasurable evening. somewhere. Who wants to walk into a room and find a gang of hangers shamelessly mating? What gives them the right to wantonly reproduce? Who's going to support all those unwanted hangers? For once, someone was thinking. Certain things have to be stopped before they get started. As far as Parkside's coat hangers are concerned, planned parenthood is the only answer. ATTENTION A LL STUDENTS Financial Aid funds for 1982-83are limited. Early applications are encouraged. Apply by March 15 for priority consideration. 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Drawing from his vast pool of musical knowledge, he writes songs that are not Top 40 oriented but could pass off as one anytime. His lyrics are humorous, usually about situations that would normally make anyone give up, but in his songs he always comes out on top. In "Burning" he says, "It was the sight of you in those ten dollar shoes that first made me jump for joy, your foreign kiss in Indianapolis, it's out on my mind, heartache anytime." In "My Heart Hurts" he says, "Even though I get it every day and I'm getting used to it, when it comes down to it, my Viewpoint College by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Republican National Committee supports a group of political youths called the College Republicans. Their goal is to make the youth of America active in government. The Reagan task - force may have answers for problems of what is considered by many to be a failing system. Catherine Turner is a member of the College Republicans. She and Michael Waldman go to various campuses in the midwest in an attempt to promote student activity in the American government. Turner states, "Our purpose is to find out who the Republicans on the campus are so they organize as a group and stand behind the issues and Republican candidates. It's important that the facts and figures are used, not opinion. People have to be willing to sort things out intelligently." Some of the issues are inflation, social security and federal regulations. Inflation seems to be a common concern among Americans. An increase in the amounts of money in circulation creates a decline in its value and a rise in price levels. Today's dollar is worth the paper it's printed on —• about .03 cents. In 1971, America left the gold standard heart hurts." He takes everything with a grain of salt, and with good reason. Nick Lowe, or Nick the Knife as he is known in this album, is actually a veteran solo artist with albums dating back almost 12 years. He's a product of the 50's, a child of the 60's, and a 70's artist struggling in the 80's. He's been around the best and the worst that rock and roll has had to offer. He's an encyclopedia of pop music in that respect. On this album he has top session musicians from New York playing everything from country rhythms to reggae punctuations. He produced this particular album, and had total artistic control. He's not out to put out a top 10 album, but rather a good album that's fun to listen to and easy to keep listening to. Sort of-like a record you'd take to a party. Side one starts out with "Burning," an uptempo Paul Simon - like song with a good piano riffing and our currency became irredeemable paper money. Some Republicans feel that the answer to the problem is bringing back the gold - based currency. This would create the restoration of a stable dollars. Social security is an issue that many people have mixed emotions about. Because Social Security pays out more than it takes in, it is seen as a threat to our financial solvency. Reducing the outflow of funds is felt to be the only responsible approach to this problem. Raising taxes to cover the system would only lead to the repetition of the same mistake. There are 41,000 government regulations on the hamburger. The Lyric Opera of C hicago has announced the operas that are scheduled for the fall season 1982, and the Parkside Opera Guild reminds those who might wish to attend the Saturday night D-l series of five operas that the Guild arranges bus tours to Chicago for these events. The operas are: Sept. 25, "Tristan Und Isolde" by Richard Wagner (in German); Oct. 23, "Cosi Fan Tutte" by Mozart (in between verses. The chorus is done with two tracks of vocals, one high and one low. The next tune is a reggae - type of song called "Heart." It has a America is perceived as the country caught in red tape. Regulations cost a lot of money. About $700 is added to the price of the car, due to the hidden cost of regulations. Every American family paid more than $1000 l ast year in regulatory costs. Turner continued, "Information is so important, but yet so uncommon. People have to realize that it's their money. They should be concerned about how it's spent. As American citizens, we are very irresponsible to each other in our behavior. A first step in helping out would be people seeing what's right and wrong within their own community and work together to find a remedy." Italian); Nov. 6, "La Voix Humaine" by Poulenc (in English) and "I Pagliacci" by Leoncavallo (in Italian); Nov. 20, "Madama Butterfly" by Puccini (in Italian); and Dec. 4, "Luisa Miller" by Verdi (in Italian). For further ticket and bus information, call the Parkside Opera Guild, in care of University Extension at Parkside, phone (414) 553-2312. The registration deadline is March 13. standard pop format with the chorus modulating up to a subdominant major. The organ hooks and the twangy guitar adds to a colorful instrumental solo. The third is a rip - roaring back -. talk song called "Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine." It bites musically, lyrically, and it flows like wine. This is a great party song. It's got a chorus everyone can identify with at one time or another. "Queen of Sheba" is a fiftyish song with a couple of well - placed breaks and "My Heart Hurts" has a "Sweet Jane" type of structure and chords, too. "Couldn't Love You" is a legitimate love song sung with an acoustic guitar in the mode of "As Tears Go By." Great stuff. Side two takes off with "Let Me Continued From Page One work. Nevertheless, he did accomplish that and in addition coauthored journal articles. In view of the fact that he also has four years of previous teaching experience in Scotland, why hasn't he been given the chance to show how researchful he can be? Vice - Chancellor Lorman Ratner answered that question indirectly when he was interviewed on the topic of tenure or denial. He explained, "This is a tough field — one must meet demands." He went on to say of the school's democratic system, that it allows for mistakes. "We're all non-infallible. Somtimes we make the wrong decisions and realize it later." He also added that we must live up to our ex- Kiss You." It's about a guy who falls for a girl and his opening line is, well, "let me kiss you." "Too Many Teardrops" is a tribute to John Mayall's Bluesbreakers, while "Ba Doom" is a tribute to Fats Domino. "Raining Raining" is a country song that tells a story of a man who laments, all because it's raining. The last two songs on the album are actually throwaways. "One's Too Many" reminds one of a cross between the theme songs from "Happy Days" and "Bozo's Circus," with a blues guitar superimposed over a latin based rhythm section with maracas in the back. "Zulu Kiss" speaks for itself. It comes off similar to "I Am the Walrus" of Sergeant Pepper and it's about "nymphos on pills" who want to "zulu kiss" everything. As you can see, every song has its particular message and feel and nothing goes wasted on long ego - inspiring solos or tedious sound effects. At today's record prices, this album's a bargain. My favorites are: "Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine," "Let Me Kiss You," "Ba Doom," and "My Heart Hurts." They are all mixtures of pop lyrics, country rhythms, Top 40 hooks, and reggae guitars. You could even call some songs "third wave." It's obvious that Nick Lowe has enjoyed himself creating this album and I've enjoyed listening to it, trying to figure out his witty lyrics and catchy hooks. I'd recommend it for any record collection and I'd give it a B-plus. pectations. "If you are expected to accomplish something by a certain time, you must live up to it." Next he implied that a good instructor whose popularity with the students, in the form of making a class entertaining more so than educational, is likely to subordinate research to teaching, therefore lacking in current knowledge of the area(s) being presented 10 students. The students, on the other hand, feel as though they are being cheated out of the power they have in tenure decision - making. Is another mistake going to be made by terminating Jim Bearden? It is the students who stand to lose the most — a good education. Nicaragua Continued From Page Five were killed. Men, women and children all were killed — 4000 in four months. All assassinated. We knew from about 1973 on that there wouldn't be any solution to this, except a violent revolution. We didn't want it to be violent, but there was must no other answer. The people that came to Parkside to speak about their homeland don't see themselves as Marxist/Lenin followers. They are people struggling to find a way to survive and find some sort of happiness in the meek lives they live. Remember ATTENTION lume W TM USER: It is with regret we have to announce that the Parkside Union Automatic Bank Teller will soon be removed due to its limited amount of u se. It is hoped that at some future date the service may again be returned to campus when the Kenosha Banking community takes a different position regarding T.Y.M.E. If y ou have specific questions, please call ext. 2294 or 2201 bet ween 8:00 AM a nd 4:30 PM. Director, The Parkside Union "Parkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — MUDC HOUSE DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. The Place To Buy Records" Phone 654*2932 Opera schedule announced Republicans organize Tenure decisions to VOTE March I 0 S II paid advertisement ^ R A N G E R Thursday, March 4,1982 P.S.G.A. Constitution paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association Inc. Constitution Art A ] in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student' Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to en force and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., Inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section l. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., inc shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the absence of the Vice- President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public In the P.S.G.A., Inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice-President or in the case of the Vice-President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution, or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsidertlon with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If any bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed It. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the veto. Section 8. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing bv ,his . ^?.ct'on '• The Senate of the P.S.G A Inc stit tionVKe ,he. P0Wer ,0 amend 'his com Velatf I L ,wo"'hirds vote of the entire Senate. In the event of an amendment beina ^Sns.e"bHy ,hfhSe"ate' said amendment shall th I t °.n ballot o' the next election If !nS;a;n.ts .«»"itm the amendment by a i v0,e' if sha" be added to the Constitution. If the students vote against it he asTnantemd^Will(be deleted' ln the event Jit Sana,e does n°t confirm the proposed hTi' xa'd amendment will not appear that c • 6 pr°P°nent of an amendment that is turned down may, if he or she so tSeT'secCn2he Pr°CedUreS ** Up in Ar When amendments are up for approval they hauL Tar °n ,he 0ctober and March ballots. In cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to trv all impeachments. When sitting for that Whin^h dV Sba" be °f 0a,h or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A , Inc is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shaM preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two-thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the r.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice-President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice- President elect enters on the execution of the office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while In office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment. If, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice-President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line-item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the « y a mai°ri'V vote of the ^ squired written reports shall be within on 10 T'tin9 and shaM be received rem.ILt °f ,he Presentation of such quest to the r-.S.G.A., inc. member being required to furnish the report. w^£r*!!iden1 ShaM have ,he power' bV and with the advice and consent of the Legislative nLovvi Jf(Lhe.P'S G'A'' lnc',0 si9n contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P S G A Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed The President, Vice-President and all officers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S G A Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple maiority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A,, Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section l. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc, shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the . student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services, Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs) and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non-voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1. The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chancellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection of the Committees' recommendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate. In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore in negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated "Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., Inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition. Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - Parkside binding contracts. ARTICLE V Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice - President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice-President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or f rsonal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. VOTE MARCH 10 & 11 REFERENDUMS: • Do you support a peace - time military draft? • Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce of marijuana? • Which do you favor in the Union Square — a juke box, more - often changing music on a jukebox, a stereo system, or other? • Do you know if there is a housing system on campus? • Do you agree to support the UW System Student Lobby United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50 cents per semester? 10 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER by Tammy Shuemate This past weekend, Parkside hosted the NCAA II National Wrestling Tournament which resulted in Parkside's Dan Winter being named All - American for the sixth time in his wrestling career. During the preliminary bouts, Winter, at 134, defeated Jay Patterson of Morgan State by an 8- 5 decision. He then defeated David Navarre of Humbolt 9-5 in the second round and went on to att ain another victory with a 12-4 decision over Willie Dye of Pembroke in the third round. In the semi - finals, Winter was defeated by Mike Garcia of Central Missouri 9-8 and Ted Navarre of Eastern Washington 7- 4. Garcia later went on to become the national champion in the 134 weight class. In his sixth and final match, Winter took fifth place overall and attained All - American status by overcoming George Stone of Northern Michigan with a 13-6 decision. Other Parkside wrestlers who competed, but did not place were Matt Kluge, Mike Muckerheide and Brian Irek. Kluge, at 126, beat Jack Greegne of North Dakota State 12- 5, but then lost to Don Stevens of Southern Illinois University - Edwardsville 11-7. At 150, Mike Muckerheide lost his only match to Randy Goette of South Dakota State 14-7. Brian Irek, at 177, won his first match by the disqualification of Joe Glowacki of Central Connecticut. In Irek's second preliminary match, he was defeated by Joe Loose of Mankato State 8-6 and in his third and final Photo by Mark Sanders DAN WINTER pins opponent. match Irek was defeated by Dave Iverson of Northern Michigan 19- 6. The ten new national champions as a result of this tournament are: Adam Cuestas at 118 of California State - Bakersfield; his brother, Dan Cuestas at 126, also from Bakersfield; Mike Garcia at 134 of Central Missouri; Mike Langais at 142 of North Dakota State; Gary Erwin at 150 from Jacksonville State University; Perry Shea at 158 from Bakersfield; Mike Cribbs at 167 of Lake Superior State; Mark Loomis at 177 of Bakersfield; Jeff Ermont at 190 of Ashland College, and in the unlimited weight division, Mark Rigatuso from Nebraska - Omaha. The top team scores are California State - Bakersfield with a score of 166.5, North Dakota State with 78.75 and Southern Illinois - Edwardsville with 61.75. Of the 49 colleges that participated, Parkside placed 24th with a score of 13.5. Parkside's Coach Koch felt that his wrestlers did extremely well, although his goal was to have a national champion. Some of the problems that hampered Dan Winter from achieving his coach's goal of becoming a national champion were due to an elbow injury which occurred earlier in the season and a broken nose suffered during the tournament. "He (Winter) probably has been one of the best wrestlers we have ever had at Parkside," Koch said. Winter now holds a 103-22 car eer record. Although Koch was pleased with his wrestlers' performances, he feels that they have learned a lot and he is now anticipating the FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR S TOP IN FOR DETAILS 5</«% Intorast H Yoar Daily Balance Is *500.00 «r Moral WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU CROW! fwfrs t=t IhI HUM HOMING LENDER Photo by Mark Sanders WRESTLING COACH KOCH (right). final tournament of the season — the NAIA Nationals to be held in Forest Grove, Oregon on March 4- 6. Winter, along with Kluge, Muckerheide, Irek and Paul Roth will be competing in that tournament. Even with this final tournament still ahead, Koch is already looking forward to next season. Even though Dan Winter, the lost senior, will not be back, Koch feels confident with sophomores Kluge, Muckerheide and Irek and junior Paul Roth. "We think we've got the nucleus for a real fine team next year," he said. "We've got a couple of boys coming back and another boy that transferred in here by the name of Ted Keyes from the University of Nebraska. I think he's probably been the top wrestler to come out of this area, this state, in the last couple of years. He had a scholarship to wrestle at the University of Nebraska and he'll be a real asset to our team next year." Koch went on to say that "Dan Winter's brother, Mike, had a record of about 75 wins and maybe two, three losses i n the last two years at Waukesha Tech and he's probably going to transfer here next year." Another Parkside wrestler, Mike Vania, who was hurt early in the year, is also one of the top wrestlers. He transferred to Parkside from Pacific University, where he was a two - time All - American. Said Koch, "He would've been a real asset to our team this year." So the outlook for next year's wrestling team seems quite promising. Koch said, "We've got the makings of possibly the best team we've ever had next year," however, he went on to add, "but the injuries, you know, things like that can change the outlook in a hurry." SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR - FOR ALL SPORTS TROOHCO AND AWARDS FAST. M-HOUSC ENORAVWQ BCRVKf TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR. • BROOKS • TIGER • NIKf • PUMA • PONY • CONVEREc • SPOT-OUST • SAUCONY • SPALDING • NEW BALANCE HOURS: MOK.-FM. IMS AJH. - IOO PM. SAT 1M0 AM -1:00 P.M. CLQAtO SUNDAYS A HOLIDAYS KIT. The Actrve Athletes One Stop 694-9206 THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. -COUPON - 2-Hour Masterizing Cleaners 3219-60th St Kenosha, Wi. 53140 SPECIAL MON.-SAT FOR $£50 SUITS JACKETS DRESSES (Regular $3.50) TROUSERS BLOUSES SKIRTS SWEATERS Regular ($1.75) FORMALS $6.00 & Up BRING IN THIS COUPON & SAVE Wrestling Dan Winter wins sixth Ail-American RANGER Thursday, March 4,1982 Eau Claire ends Stephens' championship hopes Kenosha -— Wilbert Webb and hearts John Herndon have been declared academically ineligible, making them unavailable to the Parkside basketball team for tonight's game against Eau Claire and for the balance of the season. Webb, a 6 -11 junior center, and Herndon, a 6 - 6 senior forward, failed to satisfactorily complete required work under a time extension which had been granted by an instructor of a course they had taken first semester, according to UW - Parkside academic officials. The two had received passing grades in the course after meeting all requirements except for the completion of term papers. Their passing grades for the course were changed to failing grades Monday afternoon, thus makng them ineligible immediately for further intercollegiate competition under NAIA rules. by Doug Edenhauser This was the release that arrived on head coach Steve Stephens desk at approximately 4:35 p. m. Monday afternoon. The big game against Eau Claire was less than three hours away,. John Herndon didn't find out until 6 p. m. as he was on the training table getting his ankles taped for the game. } The Parkside - Eau Claire game has become a tradition for the district championship for years. This year's meeting, however, was not for the title. Eau Claire had recently lost three games and came in second in their conference to Stevens Point. The winner of Monday night's game would face Stevens Point for the title. For Parkside, Eau Claire would have been a most formidable opponent with the two big men in the lineup. Without them, it seemed like the Rangers forgot about their apparent lack of talent, compared to Eau Claire, and were playing with their hearts. With Herndon and Webb out of he lineup the Rangers lost more than 26 points and 17 rebounds a game from the team's average It also took away 10 fouls from the center postion. • If C!f5e came away from the battle with a 86 - 80 victory and a chance to equal Parkside's record of four consecutive trips to the NAIA national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers also had to contend with Eau Claire's senior All - American Tony Carr, a 6 - 3 guard who averages 25.9 points a game and is a shoe - in to be named first team All - American again this season. Ranger Charles Perry had the unenviable task of guarding Carr Monday night and although Carr scored 28 points to lead both teams. Perry hounded him and kept him from really going crazy. The game seemed to run in streaks, with Eau Claire running off six or seven straight points only to see the Rangers go on their own short spurt to pull back to within a point or two. The Rangers used the quickness of their three guard lineup to keep pressure on the Blugolds. That lineup however, left the Rangers far short on the inside and allowed Eau Claire to work the ball inside for a lot of easy baskets. This was revealed in the game's final statistics, as Eau Claire shot a truly amazing 70 per cent for the game, including 84 per cent in the second half, missing on just four of 25 shots. "They knew we were short inside," said Stephens, "and they took advantage of i t." If is a big word, and sometimes it's not good to use it, but if the Rangers had their two big men in the lineup they may have been able to stop, or at least slow down Eau Claire's inside game. At least that's what senior guard Dave McLeish thought. "If we had those two guys we would have won it," he said. In the stands you could hear tans all over saying that ihey wasted four dollars. That was after the announcer said that numbers 34 and 50 would be scratched from the Parkside roster. They were surprised, b^ever, when the Rangers ran oft the last minute and a half of th e clock and tied the game at 31 at the buzzer. The teams played even for the first three minutes of the second half when the Rangers took their last lead of t he game at 40 - 39. The Blugolds went on from there to maintain a lead of between four and 11 points for the remander of the contest. With the loss, as it turned out, the game was the last for Parkside's successful coaching duo of Steve Stephens and Rudy Collum. Collum, the assistant coach, was notified before the season that because of budget cuts his contract as a teacher would not be renewed, and he would not have a job here as of June 1. Stephens decided that he would not want to run a one man operation and announced that he would retire at the end of the season as basketball coach. Along with the standing ovations each of them got from the crowd, they got the most out of their players during the game. Center freshman Ray Duckworth played his best game of the year scoring 23 points and grabbing 12 rebounds. "Duck came ready to play," commented Stephens, after the game. "They were all ready to play. They've been kicked in the tail sometimes this year and they just keep coming back. There wasn't a kid out there that didn't play his heart out." Freshman guard Darron Brittman tied Duckworth for team scoring honors with 23 points. Perry added 18, which was right on his season's team leading average of 1 8.2. Pfioto by Mark Sanders STEVE STEPHENS coaches Ray Duckworth during a time out. It could be said that the Rangers were defeated on the free throw line. Parkside was called for 23 fouls for the game to just 12 for Eau Claire. Parkside converted on six of only eight attempts from the line while the Blugolds made 16 of 26 attempts. It could also be said that if Eau Claire didn't get its points from the line, they would have got them from somewhere else. Although they seemed to be stoppable Monday night, their 23 - 5 record indicates that they know how to win. The Rangers, by the way, advanced to the Eau Claire game by handily defeating Northland College by a score of 87 - 66 last Wednesday. Parkside's starting guard trio of Perry, Brittman, and McLeish accounted for 53 points as the Rangers out - quicked Northland, who has never been much trouble for the Rangers. The Rangers ended the season with a 14 - 15 record, a deceptive one in that seven losses came against NCAA Division I foes. What the future holds for Parkside basketball is very much up in the air at this moment. Whatever it may be, Parkside fans should consider themselves lucky to have seen what they have seen over the years. Inside UW-P sports A different perspective of the game — from the stands by Greg Bonofiglio Forget the fact that every member of Eau Claire's starting line up was taller than Parkside's starting five. Forget the fact that Parkside started three freshmen, whereas Eau Claire started three seniors. Forget , the fact that Parkside's starting center and starting forward were declared academically ineligible to play in the game. The difference in the game was at the free throw line. Eau Claire hit on 16 of 26 from the line; Parkside connected on six of eight. Prior to the start of the game, Parkside center Wilbert Webb and forward John Herndon were ruled academically ineligible to play for the remainder of the season. The ruling came after the two players had failed to meet a March 1 Knoio Dy Mark Sanders FAN SUPPORT was more abundant at Monday night's game an it h as been in the past. deadline for submitting term papers for courses they had taken last semester. Both players were given an extension period to submit term papers for courses that they had passed last semester. The Blugolds free throw edge came about when the Rangers, in an attempt to catch up, were forced to foul Eau Claire late in the game. Eau Claire shot 84 percent from the field in the second half, as the Blugolds shifted to an inside game. The contest marked the end of Steve Stephens' 13 year tenure as UW-Parkside coach. Stephens announced his resignation at the start of this season. His decision, came in part as a response to the de - emphasis of the University's basketball program. The game also marked the final appearance of assistant coach Rudy Collum. One couldn't help but have an eerie feeling for what the future holds for the Parkside basketball program. At the beginning of the game, announcer Lou DiCastri instructed the capacity crowd to stand and participate in the National Anthem. The crowd stood in silence for what seemed to be a long nervous minute. Something was wrong. The flag was missing. Someone forgot to put the flag up. Either that or the flag was another victim of the budget cuts. A slight rumbling filtered through the crowd as the organist, in apparent desperation, struggled through the beginning of the National Anthem. When it was finished, the crowd, in utter disbelief, returned to their seats. Parkside outscored Eau Claire 15-5 in the last six minutes and nineteen seconds of the first half to tie it up at 31 apiece. In the second half, Parkside came out fast and took an early 40- 39 lead. But Eau Claire quickly regained the lead and went up 58- 54 at the 8:45 mark. The Blugolds put on a 16-4 sc oring spurt in the next two and one - half minutes and went up 72-58 with six minutes and twelve seconds left in game. Parkside's last min rally fell short and the sea: came to a solemn end. The Parkside faithful, abs« for much of the year, came out strength to cheer the Range Coach Stephens and assist; coach Collum were both gi\ standing ovations near the end the game. It was indeed the end an era for Parkside basketb; Photo by Mark Sanders CORNELL SADLER shoots for two over Eau Claire. 12 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Fencing Rangers comeback by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside men's and women's fencing team travelled to Cleveland, OH this past weekend and took on such names as Cleveland State, Ohio State, Miami of Ohio, Oberlin College and Case Western Reserve. All three of the men's teams (foil, epee and sabre) were short one member, and accordingly each team had to forfeit three bouts to each school. The team members that were there, however, did quite well, especially when compared with recent matches. The men's foil team did well, with Bruce Klappauf finishing the day with an 11-4 record. Klappauf won all three of h is bouts against Cleveland State and Oberlin College. Klappauf also managed to win two of three bouts against Miami of Ohio. Terry Eisenbart, a new face on the fencing team as of this fall, brought up his average by winning four bouts during the day. The men's sabre team did extremely well for the day as Sam Waller, also new to the fencing team, went over fifty percent with an 8-7 record. Steve Kalmar, who joined the fencing team just this semester, surprised a few by ending up the day with a 6-9 record. The men's epee team did not do quite as well as they would have liked but didn't do all that badly last Saturday. Mark Spiess, recently back from the Junior Olympics, concluded the day with a 5-10, as Tom Ogle, the captain of the men's epee team, also finished up with 5-10. Spiess won two of three bouts against Miami of Ohio while Ogle won all three of his. Ogle also took two against Oberlin, but neither Spiess nor Ogle managed anything against Ohio State. The women's team did very well last Saturday, losing to only one school, Ohio State. The women's team, not being plagued with a shortage of fencers, had ample opportunity to show their talent. Sabine Claus, the star fencer for the team, ended the day with an 11-4 record, losing three of the four to Ohio State, and the fourth to the host school, Case Western Reserve. Another new face on the mostly new team was Peggy Perozzo, who wrapped up the day with a 7-8 score. The women's CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. FOR SALE 1977 PLYMOUTH ARROW Excellent conditlon, asking $2500. Call 552 9232. WANTED WANTED: Kodak slide projector, CHEAP! Phone 697-0577. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$! Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if you're interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. WANTED: Dependable babysitter for Thursday evenings, 6-11:30 p.m. My home, must like children. Phone 657-7790. Ranger Needs Sports Writers team has also had its share of injuries this semester with Kirsten Reeves out with a cracked rib. Loran Hein, the coach of the fencing team, commented on the considerable amount of inexperience his team had. Hein said, "I'm already looking forward to next year." Hein will be working with a few more seasoned fencers, and will hopefully have a few more new fencers to cover up the bare spots in the men's team. The fencing team has ended its regular season, and now a few of Parkside's best fencers will be moving to the Great Lakes tournament that will be held next weekend in Detroit, MI. BRUCE KLAPPAUF makes a fatal mistake. Photo by Karen Norwood PERSONALS THANKS Sharon. Richard. AWW SHUCKS, N.E.! That's really sweet of you. DR. DREW, I'm sorry to inform you that the cheerleaders have changed their minds! BRENDA BUCHANAN is the campus all round Winter Carnival champion! Congratulations!! VOTE KEN MEYER for SUFAC March 10 and 11! (TED) - You are 10 of the most lousiest photographers we know of. HEY INFER! How's your complex today? SABINE - How much for 15 minutes? M.S. Improve your memory. Order this memo board now-before you forget! ¥%4mSm And remember, good times stir with Seagrams 7 Crown. KK? A?EhR,"N WHISKEY-A BLEND. 80 PROOF are trademarks of the Seven-Up Company C 1982 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 21, March 4, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. It has also been pointed out that CSA has never found any need for a surcharge. If this is the case, it was suggested that the clause in the contract giving negotiable surcharge, be removed. The university has sent a letter of acceptance of the CSA bid to CSA. More information willbe available after the letter has been received by CSA. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 22, March 11, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Basketball players - Timely grade changes protect eligibility Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document grade changes protect eligibility Basketball pl ayers Timely by Ken Meyer Editor When two of the starting basketball players were declared academically ineligible hours before Parkside's district championship playoff game against Eau Clair on March 1, it had a crippling effect on the team's chance of advancing to the national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers lost 86 - 80. The universtity press release distributed at the game stated: "Wilbert Webb and John Herndon have been declared academically ineligible, making them unavailable to the Parkside basketball team for tonight's game . . . "Webb, a 6 - 11 junior center, and Herndon, a 6 - 6 senior for­ ward, failed to satisfactorily complete required work under a time extension which had been granted by an instructor of a course they had taken first semester . . . "The two had received passing grades in the course after meeting all requirements except for the completion of term papers. Their passing grades for the course were changed to failing grades Monday afternoon, thus making them ineligible immediately for further intercollegiate com­ petition under NAIA rules. Ranger has been investigating the matter since the game because the students have a right to know what exactly is going on in the Parkside basketball program. Our findings include: • The players first received an incomplete in December but the grades were changed to a "D—" on the last possible day (around Continued On Page Three ijjT University of Wisconsin - Parkside Financial aid $ added Start April I College Stores Associates prepares to operate bookstore by Pat Hensiak News Editor CSA will definitely take over the bookstore as of April 1. CSA plans to begin with a small operation, probably handling just textbooks and necessary supplies. Remodeling of the upstairs will take place as soon as possible. Carpeting is being considered, and a change in the signage will also take place. The fixtures will remain, the university is pur­ chasing them from Follett. Remodeling is also likely in the D-2 level of bookstore, which is presently being used for stock. The possibility to handle the "book rush" through the basement is a good one. Students would not go through the stacks of books downstairs, there would be a clerk to retrieve the books for the student. On the upper level, there would be a complete display of the textbooks used within the present semester. The upper level will also stock a greater array of merchandise, items that have never been in before. For the first few months of the operation, CSA will have a con­ tinuous rotation of high - ranking corporate officers coming to Wisconsin to supervise the operation. Shortly after things are rolling, the decision to hire a manager will be made. The decision on who the manager will be will be made by the campus and CSA. It will be someone that both groups agree on. "We will be working closely to make the transition as smooth as possible," commented Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "CSA will be a partnership, a lot like the food service. There will be a day to day communication with them. It will be run a lot like a campus - run bookstore would have been run." The optional 5% surcharge has been removed from the contract altogether. The surcharge clause has never been used by CSA, and if that is the case, it was suggested that the clause be removed en­ tirely from the contract. This should affect the cost of books in a positive way for students. Refunds will also be handled differently. At present, the refund available on texts constantly change. CSA does not have a diminishing refund. If a book is in refundable condition, the price available to students on the refund will not change. Work study will be made ap­ plicable to the CSA operation. The program will be required to run through Student Life. CSA will be given the same opportunity for work - study, but will not be given any more opportunity than the other departments. Follett has the necessary books for the modules at the present time. Whatever books are not sold by the time Follett leaves will be sold to the university, and then the university will sell them to CSA. They will be made available to the students. Within a short period of time, the takeover will take place. As soon as Follett has the opportunity to move their stock out, and as soon as the remodeling is finished, CSA will step in. Jim Bearden Do students have a say in renewals? by Pat Hensiak News Editor Throughout the recent Jim Bearden dispute, many questions have been raised. Students have questioned why they do not have the right to help in the deter­ mination of a teacher receiving a contract renewal or tenure. Students and teachers have also questioned the required "creative activity" that is needed for a contract renewal. They have wondered how much is enough creative activity, and then, if the quality is good, should the same amount be needed. Probably the biggest challenge for students to understand, is if creative activity holds more weight than the also required teaching and service. The fact is, the committees that determine if a teacher is eligible for contract renewal or tenure, make an overall assessment of a teacher's performance. Teaching does weigh in the decision more than service and creative activity, but the teacher is responsible for all three of the requirements. If the term of "how much is enough," were to become too defined and precise, it would make the JIM BEARDEN assessment very mechanical and ineffective. Unfortunately, this explanation doesn't help students understand why Jim Bearden was denied a contract renewal. Bearden said that nojhing led him to believe that he would not receive a renewal. If not a three year, some other sort of contract. There were never any statements of disapproval conveyed to him about his actions, or lack of. When Bearden was hired here. An additional $1.6 million in state financial aid for the 1982-1983 school year was approved unanimously on March 5 by the Joint Committee of Finance of the state Legislature, thanks largely to the efforts of United Council — the statewide association of University of Wisconsin Student Governments. Wendy Strimling, Legislative Affairs Director of United Council, had urged the Joint Committee on Finance to amend Governor Dreyfus' budget revision proposal to increase next year's appropriation to the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG) and Tuition Grant Programs. The request was in response to the fact that the Department of Administration has put $1.9 million from these programs' 1981-1982 budget into reserve; the money will thus automatically lapse into the general fund as of July 1982. According to Strimling, rather than let money originally designated for financial aid awards disappear, the money should be used for its original and worthy purpose — financial aid grants to university students. "In a time when the federal government is radically cutting financial aid programs and calling for the states to pick up that responsibility and when budget cuts at the state level are causing UW administrators to consider dramatic tuition in­ creases, access to public higher education is being severely threatened," argued Strimling. "Financial aid is the most direct mechanism for preserving that access." Representative Sharon Metz (D- Green Bay) authored the motion which restored the money for financial aid awards. Her motion added $1,092,600 in Wisconsin Higher Education Grant's and $507,400 in Tuition Grants for the 1982-1983 fiscal year — the money, representing about a 10 percent increase in the WHEG program and a 5 percent increase in the Tuition Grant award budget, will go directly to student awards in the 1982-1983 academic year. Rep. Metz' motion did not cost the state money, as her motion also deleted the proposed federal tax treat­ ment of the incentive stock op­ tions, thereby saving the state exactly the amount to be allocated to financial aid — an estimated $1.6 m illion. The additional $1.6 m illion for the WHEG and Tuition Grant Programs will be included in the Joint Finance Committee's Substitute to SB 783, the budget revision bill. The bill has yet to be debated and approved by the full Senate and Assembly. he was in midst of finishing his dissertation. He said then, that he would have the dissertation finished by the end of the first semester here. Bearden needed another year. His dissertation is finished now, and the committee for renewal has not read it, or taken it into consideration, because Bearden has the only copy locally and has never been asked for a copy of it. Bearden does not have any other published material at this point. It is apparent that students are looking for a voice in the matter of their education. However, it is also felt that students know very little about research. Bearden's proposal to this is that students form a committee, possibly through P. S. G. A., and have the committee learn about research. Maybe this would enable the student committee to make a quality judgement about the creative activity and research that a teacher does. The decision that the renewal committee has made about Bearden is under appeal at this time. "I don't object to evaluating my research," said Bearden, "I object to their conclusion." PSGA ELECTION RESULTS PRESIDENT Jim Kreuser - 320 Phil Pogreba - 295 Loretta Lacy - 2 07 Mike Axelson • 8 (Write-in) VICE- PRESIDENT Chuck Betz - 388 Earlene Frederick - 223 SENATORS Ruth Slama - 450 Todd Bernhardt - 440 Jill Nielsen - 433 David Higgens - 428 Brian McDonald - 427 Brian Shuetta - 412 Luis Valldejuli - 411 Gary Adelsen - 83 (Write-in) Ron Schneider - 71 (Write-in) SUFAC Ken Meyer - 451 Gary Adelsen - 218 REFERENDUMS NO - 563 of 1. Do you support a peace - time military draft? YES-270 2. Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce marijuana? YES-468 NO-359 3. Do you know if there is a housing service on campus? YES-455 NO-322 4. Which do you favor in the Union Square? A. Jukebox - 210 B. Music changed more often on current jukebox - 262 C. Stereo system - 469 D. Other - 107 5. We the students of Parkside agree to support the UW System student lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50< per semester. YES-539 NO-228 2 Thursday, March 25,1982 RANGER Editorial iooooooooo< »occocoooooccoooeoosoooa5co&s< Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. soocoooosoocoacooccoaoococcoocoMcosooosccoooa Grade changes ra ise questions The recent controversy about the ineligibility of two basket­ ball players raises many questions that need to be answered. First of a ll, how can a grade be given when the only course requirement had not been met? The instructor has admitted that it was a "no - n o," but what action will be taken to ensure that this "no - no" will not occur again? Changing grades to "attempt to avoid a problem" for an athletic team, although it is said not to be a common practice, still happened, and there is nothing to prevent it from happening in the future. What is the use of th e existence of t he "incomplete" grade if a "D—" will mean the same thing? We don't want iron - clad rules which will intrude on professors' academic freedom, but we feel there should be stricter guidelines (that will be adhered to) detailing the procedure for "incompletes." Hopefully, next year with the addition of a new coach (and maybe a whole new team) the system will change. Parking tickets questioned sent a letter fourteen days after receiving the fine that included a paragraph stating, "If the violation is not paid within thirty (30) days from the date of issuance, the violation will be sent to the District Attorney's Office for prosecution ..." This puzzled Attention: Mr. R. Brinkmann, Director Campus Security Department Dear Sir: I'm writing this letter in response to a parking ticket received on January 27, 1982, in the Union lot at UW-Parkside. I don't wish to dispute any facts pertaining to the matter. I was, in fact, parked in a reserved stall while the sign was readily visible. I w ould like, however, to question the justification used in creating some of the laws of the University, and their respective penalties. First, when hesitantly for­ warding my $45.00 (What could it possibly increase to in the years to come?) for a white parking sticker I reasonably expect to be able to find a parking space, on an average school day. Lack of available spaces on "Special Event" days are understandable, of course. Everyone who pur­ chases a sticker should be able to expect the same. However, this is not the case. How can it possibly be the case when an excessive number of stickers are sold (more than available spaces) each semester? It seems to me that this creates a need for a minimum number of illegally parked automobiles. Is this a form of guaranteed income for the Parkside Security Department? When spaces are filled are we also expected to fill parking meters, in addition to our $45.00 sticker fee? Why are so many spaces set aside for "Reserved At All Times" parking? Never have I seen this section even fifty percent full; in either the Union Lot or the Communication Arts Lot. Who is eligible for a prized yellow sticker — do these people somehow rate above students and professors in importance at the University? Also, in regard to these priviledged parking areas, I feel that $15.00 for a non - moving vehicle violation is outrageously high. Even the City of Kenosha doesn't charge such an exorbinant amount ($1.00 for city lot violations, $5.00 for alternate side parking violations). Another point of interest, in the area of payment of fines. I was me; after all, how much money will the University, or the City of Kenosha, expense in attorney fees, court costs, etc., in order to collect $15.00? Maybe that's why our tuition is increasing with every new year. I feel that anything done to postpone graduation or retain credits earned by students because of outstanding fines is way out of line. These cases should be handled completely separate from a student's academic record. The delegation of a uthority to permit such action should be seriously questioned. I protestingly include my $15.00 fine within the thirty day limit only because I don't have the resources available to go through "proper channels" of litigation to appeal. It seems to be another case of some agency having its constituents within its own con­ straints ropes, with the power to make conforming constituents out jof peop le (using very questionably delegated powers and rights to do so). The Campus Security Department does have these powers and rights, but I sometimes wonder how and why. Regretfully, Kevin Maegaard <^IF THESE SATANIC WESTERN REPORTS OF OUR E XCECUTIONS W ERE TRUE, W E'D BE ° IN D EAD BODIES... I Students can judge instructors To the Editor: It would seem that the price of popularity is very high for an instructor at Parkside. Vice - Chancellor Lorman Ratner has equated the popularity of a teacher with the ability to en­ tertain his/her students. Does he really mean to imply that if a teacher is popular with his / her students, if those students enjoy learning, they are being en­ tertained, not educated? If so, then I have been deluding myself for nearly forty years, as I have always felt education should be an enjoyable process and that any instructor who can instill the desire for, and enjoyment of learning in a student was an above average instructor. As a student I find the Vice- Chancellor's opinion an insult to my intelligence as should other Parkside students. I totally resent the implication that we, as students, do not have sense enough to differentiate between education and entertainment. I certainly believe myself capable of judging the quality of my in­ structors. The Vice - Chancellor also states all instructors must meet certain demands. My question must be, "What demands are more im­ portant than the demand that an instructor communicate to the student the material he / she is teaching?" Vice - Chancellor Ratner seems to be implying that education, to be meaningful, must be boring and contain the element of poor student / teacher relationships. This in itself is ridiculous. The more stimulating, challenging and enjoyable the presentation of the material, the more a student will desire to learn. Education is no longer the process of r ote memorization, it is or should be, a process of in­ tellectual stimulation which in­ stills in the student the desire to search for and acquire more knowledge. The instructor who fails in this fails the student as well as him / herself. If, as has been suggested, there Ranger editorials show lack of originality is any suspicion at all that tenure or renewal is being denied by senior faculty members to junior faculty members on the basis of personal attitudes, it is certainly the responsibility of the Ad­ ministration to investigate the situation and act upon the fin­ dings. Attitudes such as these are not only detrimental to the discipline itself, but ultimately damaging to the students. It is the duty, the obligation of the Ad­ ministration of this university to secure for its students the best possible instructors. Parkside needs instructors who can challenge, stimulate and transmit to the students a joy of learning. Parkside is falling short of its obligations to students when it fires as unqualified, those same instructors most highly praised by Parkside students. The majority of the students of this university are much more intelligent and selective than the Administration gives them credit for. DON'T SELL THEM SHORT! Marie E. Marten To the Editor: I remember when, in the campus radical days of the '60s, one of the more crude jokes of the "rednecks" was that if yo u busted open a few heads from the campus political crowd, you would find little tape recorders inside, all saying the same thing, and even if you didn't find them, well, at least you busted a few heads. Crude as such jokes may be, they are only helped by such editorials as Chuck Ostrowski's of February 18 ("Three Questions About Reagan"). If Chuck hadn't written this, a computer could easily have come up with it merely by putting together all of the most repeatedly - used lines from campus editorials all over the country. Maybe, if this is the best we can do, we might as well use computers to write the Ranger editorials. Or better yet, why not use parrots? They have as much originality in their ideas as do any of the editorials I've read in this paper for some time — and I'm not talking only about Chuck's. I'm not writing to defend Reagan. I didn't vote for him (or Essay opinions criticized To the Editor: You have published several essays lately which convey the opinions of Chuck Ostrowski to Ranger readers. Please pass the following letter on to Chuck for me: Dear Chuck: I don't know how to tell you this. I think you'd better sit down. At this point I do not care to criticize your opinions, I only want to snap you out of your time warp. First off, this is 1982. That means that two years ago the presidential campaign was full blown, as it will be two years hence. What, therefore, will be "Reagan's surprise" in November? Do you plan on showing up there for Thanksgiving dinner? Secondly, the issue of the day is equal rights for women, NOT women's suffrage. We have been allowed to vote for several years now. In fact, women can even run for office! How about that? Finally, I do not wish to discourage you from voicing your opinions. The Ranger needs more humor. Carol Burns Carter or Anderson) and I have plenty of d isagreements with him. What burns me up is the almost total lack of independent thinking among the campus elite. Whether this one - dimensional attitude is due to a desire to be accepted by one's peers, or to a desire to sound intelligent and believing that there is only one way to do so, or to a displaced Oedipus complex, I do not know for sure. I do know that this attitude, and the almost holier - t han - thou conceit with which it is carried, has the effect of blin­ ding student political thinkers to their own hypocricies and in­ consistencies. It also sends out a message: If you don't agree with us, shut up! This latter effect is particularly disturbing in light of the frequent attacks on those such as Jerry Falwell, et al, who allegedly want to suppress freedom of speech. Whether the Religious Right really wants to suppress freedom of speech is in itself debatable. But is not essentially the same effect produced when editorial writers snub those of alternate views by subtly but definitely branding them as "stupid" and "-anti - intellectual.?" (This, of course, has been producer Nor­ man Lear's game from the start.) To send out a message that "If you don't agree, you're just plain stupid" is a form of censorship in itself. I would at least hope that the editors and staff of this paper would try to abandon the lofty, self - righteous posture often exhibited by them in relation to national issues. Hypocricies and inconsistencies are also found in many other areas. The Religious Right is often accused — rightly so sometimes — of wanting to "force their morality down the public's throat." But the campus elite often seems to advocate the same thing. Two of the most obvious examples are its fanatical "anti - sexism" and its zeal for gun prohibition. It amazes me that so many people cannot see the totalitarian potential behind calls for the banning of objects owned by 50 million people. Is it not obvious that the only way to enforce such a thing would be through a massive invasion of privacy — in fact, through essentially police - state Continued On Page Three Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 23, March 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. New term begins - PSGA Senate supports Bearden Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside New ter m begins PSGA Senate supports Bearden hby v KKen pn MMpeyvper r • • The March 25 PSGA Senate meeting saw the inauguration of President Jim Kreuser and Vice President Chuck Betz and the beginning of the Senators' term. There were nine Senators at the beginning of the meeting; there were 14 at the end. Two students, Loretta Lacy (who was a presidential candidate) and Mike Scoon, were nominated by unanimous consent to begin their two - week internships to become Senators. Phil Pogreba, an unsuccessful presidential candidate in the March 10 - 11 election whose Senatorial term ended, was appointed by unanimous consent to the Senate. His two week internship was waived. The only resolution of the meeting, calling for more student input in faculty renewal and tenure decisions, passed 9-0-0 before the new Senators took office. The Mike Pfaffl / Phil Pogreba resolution was in reference to the recent nonrenewal decision concerning Sociology instructor Jim Bearden. The resolution read: "Whereas the loss of junior faculty at Parkside in Sociology / Anthroprology will lower the attractiveness of the discipline to majors and non - majors, which may result in a loss of students to UW - Parkside. "Whereas personnel decisions that either remove or discourage junior faculty from remaining at UW - Parkside could have a negative effect on students. "Whereas students are the group most immediately concerned. "Therefore let it be resolved that PSGA, Inc., which is the major voice for students at UW - Parkside, will work with students and faculty to incorporate a broader voice in renewal and tenure positions." A separate, but related, motion made by Pfaffl and seconded by Pogreba, stated that PSGA should establish a committee to look into faculty tenure research and be able to review faculty research. The motion passed 8-1-0 with Luis Valldejuli voting "no." The meeting also marked the last PSGA meeting for Vice President Kathy Slama, who has been involved with PSGA for the past three years. Slama has served as Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore and President Pro Tempore in addition to Vice President. She has also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years; this year she was chairperson of the Elections Committee and established and managed the Campus Book Exchange. Slama made this farewall speech to the Senate: "I would like to take this opportunity to commend the Senate for working hard to see that the students' best interest was being served. "During SUFAC budgeting this year we put our Constituation to the test. It didn't fail us. You can feel good that you're part of an organization whose framework is solid. "We saw this year that when individual blocks of the framework start to shake, or (there's) those who don't support their share of i t, everyone feels it, but the framework always stays standing. "Your duty as Senators is to see KATHY SLAMA that the organziation moves ahead. Treading water is not going to get you anywhere. Remember that you must stay in contact with the administration. When you stop talking with them and start undermining them, your framework is going to feel it a lot. "We have a unique situation here at Parkside in that the administration will discuss anything with us. If you give that up you will really be losing. "If nothing else, the most important idea that I want to leave you with is that you, as the Senate, are the decision - making body for all the students of Parkside . . . Take that responsibility the students here at Parkside have given you and use it effectively." The unusually large number of people who attended the meeting gave Slama a round of applause as she stepped down to let the new office - holders begin their terms. Teaching Excellence nominations open Well, it's that time of year again — time for teachers to be on their best behavior — for the annual Teaching Excellence Award selection process is under way. The award, which is given in recognition of superior teaching ability to any full- or part-time faculty member who has not previously received it, includes a prize of $500 to each of the two recipients. Choosing the student representatives who will serve on the Nominations Committee was completed later than usual this year, leaving students with a much more limited time span in which to accomplish their task. Because of this limited time factor, the process of choosing nominees to submit to the Selections Committee — four faculty members and four students — will be slightly different. The forms submitted by students to the Nominations Committee will also be used as ballots. Therefore, the students must present his or her I.D. when handing in the nomination form. After the forms have been returned and counted, the two faculty members with the most nominations from each division will be thoroughly reviewed by the committee of students. The review includes the use of student evaluation forms and classroom visits. A scope of five or six candidates will be presented to the Selection Committee for final selection. Each student is encouraged to fill out a nomination form to nominate some teacher who rates highly in areas such as teaching skills, providing a good learning environment and rapport with students. This is where personal opinions count. Nomination forms will be available beginning April 5 at the information Kiosks and other key locations. Students must act quickly, for the forms must be returned to the box in the Molinaro concourse by noon Friday, April 9. Committee members will accept the forms at the scheduled time periods of 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., 2-4 p.m., and 6:30- 8:30 p.m. Monday through Friday of next week. Remember: A teacher cannot win unless nominated. •I Academic staff to be rewarded A distinguished service award of $500 will be awarded to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service." A subcommittee established by the Academic Staff Committee and the Chancellor will establish criteria, invite nominations and recommend a recipient to the Chancellor. Any member of the Parkside community may make a nomination. Non - teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50% time or more may be nominated. Those with joint instructional / non - instructional responsibilities (specialists / adjuncts) will be eligible for their non - teaching activities. Questions about eligibility should be directed to Inflation hits library hard by Pat Hensiak At a recent meeting with the Library / Learning Center Faculty Committee, and representatives of faculty and students, Chancellor Alan Guskin pointed out the inability of the campus to maintain an adequate library collection in light of inflation. Within the past years, the cost of library materials have risen higher than any other costs, with the exception of energy. As examples, Guskin sited the cost rise in clothing (66%), transportation (112%), food (128%), medical costs (140%), books (273%), and periodicals (398%). These rises have occurred since 1967. "At UW - Parkside, the impact of inflation on the library has led to a distortion of the library collection," stated Guskin. "As periodicals and serial subscriptions are a fixed cost of the library materials budget paid annually the additional cost of these publications each year has been taken from the book budget. This has reduced the number of books purchased annually." The materials budget has also been impacted by the rising cost of automation. That is, the cost and charges for inter - library loan which is used widely to borrow articles and books primarily from UW - Madison collections, automated cataloging which has allowed the reduction of library staff, and on - line data base searching. (On - line search service is limited to indexes and abstracts, and could save on the costs of journals. This computerized search service can stock indexes which are not frequented by staff and students.) Although the media materials budget has been increased slightly for the 1983 - 84 year, the increase is not sufficient, in the opinion of the library staff, to meet campus needs. Due to the need to maintain our book and periodical collections, a larger increase in budget has not been recommended. The state of affairs for the book collection is critical at this point, due to the number of staff members who rely on books rather than periodicals for teaching and research. There has been a drop in book purchases to under 3000 v olumes. Yet, to keep up with new published information, it has been estimated by the library staff that a minimum of 4000 - 5000 books must be acquired each year. If the book collection does not remain current, it may be impossible to catch up later. Guskin requested that the library prepare recommendations on the situation. The recommendations are not decisions at this point. A decision has yet to be rendered. While the staff of the library would rather be provided with additional monies, their recommendations following a year's investigation, is to cut the periodical / serial budget by $70,000. The cut would actually allow the library to maintain purchase of new books (4000 to 5000), allow for the addition of n ew periodicals to support the needs of new programs, help the library maintain a basic level of collection - related automated services, and provide minimal support for the maintenance of the media collection. An example of what is meant by cutting while trying to maintain maximum access is: Engineering Index - present cost is $1285. Monthly costs of issues could be cut and annual cumulatives retained for a savings of $775. This publication is also available on - line. This is just one example of an index. The same on - line service is available with many other indexes. Another consideration is. that other book reviewing publications may cover the content of a particular index. n Carol Cashen, Chairperson of the subcommittee. Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the required performance of his / her normal duties or job responsibility. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at the Information desks in the Union and Main Place. All the information requested on the form must be supplied. Deadline for nominations is Friday, April 30. Persons who are nominated will be notified and given an opportunity to supply additional relevant information. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. Ranger exposes skeleton in closet This skeleton was found in the food service's refrigerator last week Monday. Authorities believe it is the remains of Chuck E. Roast, the first food inspector at Parkside when the campus opened 12 years ago. Roast was investigating the meat quality of food service meals. He had had a reputation of throwing himself into his job. See inside for more Strange(r) things Stranger photo by Mark Minolta 2 Th ursday , April 1, 198 2 RANGER Editorial Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. Thank you, Kathy Slama When the newly elected PSGA members began their terms last week, it marked the end of an era — th e Kathy Slama era. Slama has served as a Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore, President Pro Tempore and, most currently, Vice President She also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years and the Disciplinary Board for two years. Some of her other accomplishments include: • Establishing and managing the Campus Book Exchange this year • Evaluating the campus - wide Sexual Harrassment policy for Parkside • Restructuring Student Organizations Council (SOC), including Budget and Review guidelines • Being Parkside's delegate to Kenosha's Youth Committee (she is currently chairperson) • Establishing expenditure and reimbursement guidelines for PSGA • Revising the. PSGA Constitution and PSGA Senate Rules • Establishing Evening Bus Service to Kenosha and Racine. A couple months back Ranger published a letter to the editor that questioned whether or not Vice Presidents (in general, but also in PSGA) really did anything. Looking at the list of Slama's accomplishments is ample proof that the Vice President does indeed do things. Not all students notice who does what (if anything) within PSGA. By working with them and reporting their happenings, Ranger knows that although the Senate is the decision - making body of PSGA, the President and Vice President are very important to the organization attaining its goals through effective organization and execution. Slama has proven throughout her tenure at PSGA that she kept the students' best interests in mind while dealing with the university administration. That is the major role PSGA plays in the operations of Parkside and Slama has been a responsible, and effective, representative of the student body. Ranger wishes Slama well after her graduation in May and thanks her for all of the hard work she put into her many accomplishments. Journals shouldn't be cut To the Editor: The library's staff recently made a recommendation that, if carried out, will be detrimental to almost every student and faculty member. I believe it could substantially reduce the quality of education here. The library has decided to keep steady, or even increase, the number of books to be purchased, while drastically reducing (up to 60%) the number of journals they now receive. By the time the library receives a book, the information in it is often three to five years out of date. Journals provide up-to-date information on a regular basis. Students in upper division courses rely heavily on journals in doing research. If we are to be competitive in our fields after graduation, we need a complete education, one that includes easy access to a wide range of journals. Faculty members will also suffer by this cut in journals. It will be harder to conduct research, or to stay up to date in their field, if adequate materials are not available to them in the library. I urge the library to work with the Chancellor, the students, and the faculty to reach a compromise decision, a solution we can all live with. The future of us all may be at stake. Jack Kemper Questions $4500 for Liddy Dear Editor, "On the night of the President's speech in Moscow, members of the White House burglary squad broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee, in the Watergate office building in Washington. They photographed documents and installed two wiretaps. They were carrying out the first stage of G. Gordon Biddy's Gemstone plan. That night they reconnoitered the headquarters of the McGovern campaign, hoping to install wiretaps there, too, but there was activity in the offices and they were deterred. "This was one of several such visits that the burglary squad made to the McGovern headquarters, and on one of those missions Gordon Liddy, who was armed, shot out a street light for no apparent reason." This is an excerpt from the book Time of Illusion by Jonathon Schell. I would encourage, anybody who wants to hear G. Gordon Liddy's talk on "reality in government" to read this book. I have nothing against this man, even though he wanted to hire muggers to beat up student demonstrators, and he is a convicted felon for the activities he took part in, which is mentioned above. What I do have against this speaking event is that it cost $4,500 to bring him to Parkside. This money comes from S.U.F.A.C., which is paid into by you the students. Therefore, at a time when the library is struggling to keep the level of periodicals at a near status quo level, wouldn't it be wise to invest in the students' minds and not a man who shivers from the sight of an open - minded student. Michael A. Pfaffl / GEE—IT'S THAT 'THE BUCK STOPS \ ( HERE" DESK PLATE...I WONDER WHY ) \ MR. REAGAN S ENT ME rHfS/__V What are we fighting for? by Chuck Ostrowski The current situation in El Salvador should be one of concern to all college students today. I mean, we are not only paying for our government's overzealousness through our pocketbooks, but may have a chance to pay for it with our lives as well. To me, the "El Salvadoran Situation" involves the U.S. government's — and by extension, each and every one of its citizens — support of a military junta that is terrorizing, maming, and murdering its citizens. And these citizens are pissed! So much so that it accepts and supports a guerrilla movement that itself has committed several atrocities. And that's the problem. The U.S. government has used these reports of guerrilla atrocities to back up its position that individual El Salvadorians need our support, whether they want it or not. These citizens don't realize that their country is not a small, backward, poor, Third World country where food is a luxury item at times but a battleground against forces of the International Communist Conspiracy. It seems far - fetched to believe the only reason citizens of El Salvador, or any country for that matter, would revolt is because Fidel Castro, with Comrade Brezhnev's consent, told them it would speed-up the communist take - over. Can't we see that bloated bellies is as good a reason as any for revolt? Alexander Haig and Ronald Reagan can't. But the American public can! And that's why we're not supporting Mr. Reagan. We can see that Marxism, the brand of Communism citizens in El Salvador are fighting for is markedly different from that which citizens of the Soviet Union are oppressed under. And the differences are quite strong. Mane did not at all support the domination of a few as is practiced today in the Soviet Union. A free and open exchange of idea is not only encouraged under Marxism, but is its basis. Under Marxism, government as we know it would cease because the people would be the government. No more Politboros, Congresses, Parliaments, etc. The people would control the factories, businesses, and farms. It is the ultimate democracy, in that no one person would dominate — everybody would be making decisions that affected everybody else. A GM executive making a decision in Detroit that costs the job of an assembly - line worker in Janesville would be a thing of the past. Isn't that type of democracy — economic democracy — something we should all support? And since it would be more or less useless to try and implement this system in the United States, shouldn't we all wish the citizens of El Salvador good luck? Alexander Haig is trying to convince a very skeptical Congress and American public that if this junta is not supported, it will fall immediately because of the military power of its enemies. Yet he never explains how a junta that has the support of its citizens could have so many enemies! How could guerrilla activity remain so strong and active without support from the citizens of El Salvador? To state the obvious, El Salvador is a country led by Pentagon - directed military men whose only goal is to solidify their military position to forestall the inevitable. Do we really care if a democracy is the final outcome of all our time, monies, and energies? Or are we only concerned with a government supporting any and all decisions of the U.S. government? To say, as Haig does, that this is a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, and freedom and totalitarianism is a mockery. "Good," "right," and "freedom," are concepts to fight for, but Haig can't be serious if he believes the United States has a monopoly on them. He may like to regard himself and this country as a bearer of those concepts, but it's just not the case. Is being "good" reflected in our government's support for Nestle, a company who coerced mothers in developing countries to feed their babies formula made from contaminated water, instead of breast - feeding them? Is being for "freedom" reflected in our supporting dictatorships and juntas because they are on our side? It's not, and we're not the country we see ourselves as. But since we do see ourselves as this example for all nations to follow, let's begin setting examples. End our support for the corrupt and needlessly cruel governments in Argentina, Chile, El Salvador, South Africa ... Let the citizens in each country decide for themselves what type of government they prefer. If worse comes to worse and they favor a Capitalist system to live and work by, we can support that too. Students lack interest and desire for action by Jeff Wicks Recently, a special lecture was presented by Peter Jones, a leader of the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in England. He, like many others these days, is becoming more and more worried about the increasing build - up of nuclear weapons throughout the world primarily in the United States and the Soviet Union. Bringing him here to Parkside was a direct result of efforts by Mobilization tor Survival, a very worthwhile group. Jone's lecture was the climax of an entire day of films, workshops and panel discussions on March 25. 1'he question I ask is why? What's the use of going to all the trouble of presenting an all - day teach - in of current national and international affairs at Parkside? After all. it appears that very few people care. Take for example, last Ihursday, March 25. Only about 30 people came for free to hear Jones talk about reality and the future of mankind, yet a near - capacity crowd flocked to the Union Cinema to see Ed and Lorraine Warren, "seekers of the Supernatural," for $2 a piece! Where are the priorities of this school? What does it take to make the so - called "academic community" wake up to real causes and real concerns that affect all of us? Whether its nuclear weapons, nuclear reactors, political events, or anything of that scope, it becomes increasinly clear that despite the noble efforts of a small group of individuals, this apathetic university is clearly more interested in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie" than in Mobilization for Survival. It's ironic that a co - founder of such a liberal and humane organization as the Peace Corps would end up heading a dead school like Parkside, home of the indifferent, inactive, and immobile. As for Mobilization for Survival, I applaud the time and energy spent by this club in the efforts of making the students more aware of what's going on around them. Unfortunately, the lack of interest or desire for action by students is reminiscent of a line made famous in "Gone With The Wind." I only hope that I am not confusing apathy for ignorance. Insurance agent argues case by hv PP-at j( Helln nnsi ^ :.ak .I. ^ News Editor In the sixth issue of the Ranger last semester, on the front page there was a story entitled, "Watch out! Insurance rep. pressures students." Peggy Simmer, of Union Fidelity Life Insurance was the insurance agent. Simmer feels that the article was unfair, mainly because it stated that her selling tactics are illegal. The fact is, her selling tactics are not illegal, but the action that was taken in selling insurance on this campus was considered illegal. According to the Board of Regents' policy 74-15, Use of University Facilities by Non - University Groups, non - university groups may use university facilities when they are available, "but only upon the invitation of or under the sponsorship of a university department or organization." Simmer no longer meets students on campus, but feels that the article has damaged her rapport with many prospective clients. The article claimed that a friend of a student was not able to leave one of the tables in the. coffee shop unless she signed a contract. After talking recently with two of her prospective clients, it was discovered that Simmer does not actually chain her students to tables and make them sign an insurance contract. "She was always really nice to me," said Kelli Ehrick. "I enjoyed talking with Peggy Simmer, and she certainly never pressured me into signing anything. When I said there was no way that I could take the insurance at this time, she understood." Carl Goetz has also talked with Simmer. "I wasn't attacked or anything, she just asked if we could get together about my insurance needs. I said 'sure.' She was very pleasant; not pushv at all." There was one student that was not quite as pleasant about Simmer. "Peggy Simmer has called me four or five times since November," said Mark Sanders. "On about the third call, I had asked her to never call me again, but she persisted. Since the second call, 1 have told her that I am not interested in anything she has to sell." • "The constant allegation to illegality in selling tactics really caught my eye," said Simmer. "That wasn't really the issue. The issue was whether or not I could meet with students on campus and talk to them about insurance." Another misunderstanding that has affected Simmer's reputation was a letter that she was supposed to have received from Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "I told security that I never got the letter; it had been sent to the wrong address," she said. "The letter said something to the effect that 'It has come to my attention that you have been soliciting on campus. If this is so, please stop immediately.' I explained to the guard that had approached me to deliver the letter that I was not soliciting on campus. All of the contacts were made off of the campus, and if it was convenient Skin care discussed to meet a student on campus. I did. Security told me that I would have to talk to Dave Pedersen about it. and 1 did." Pedersen explained to Simmer that he had received complaints from faculty and PSGA. Simmer told Pedersen that she would be happy to talk to anyone that had questions and comments for her. Pedersen said that that would not be necessary, that he would take care of it. Until he had a chance to speak with the organizations, Simmer was asked to meet in a less visible place. The article said that she was meeting people on the third floor of the library. Simmer was back on the campus the following week, and again, security approached her, told her that she had been warned to stay off campus, and Simmer quickly told them that she had never been warned. "I told security about talking with Dave Pedersen," said Simmer. "The officer told me that I would have to get something in writing from Dave. It was assumed that I had gotten a letter from Dave, stating that I would not be able to sell on campus, but the letter was actually sitting on Dave's desk, unsigned. The letter was sent to me after the article was printed. A lot of it was a big communications problem." Believe it or not, chemical warfare does have a practical purpose. Naturally, any government intelligent enough to use chemicals to help decimate people will want to protect its own citizens. Therefore, extensive dermal research concerning the detoxification of hazardous Creationism speaker Creationism is a subject of great controversy today. Is it a science? Is it a religion? What is creationism? This will be the topic of a joint Earth Science - Physics Colloquium to be given by Prof. Steven Dutch of UW-Green Bay on Friday, April 2. The title of Prof. Dutch's talk is "Creationism: Anatomy of a Pseudoscience". Prof. Dutch, who is a geologist at UW-Green Bay, has identified certain logical and methodological fallacies which appear to be characteristic of many "fringe sciences," such as astrology, pyramid power, the cosmology of Immanuel Velikovsky, etc. Prof. Dutch will apply his criteria for fringe science to creationism in his talk on Friday. The colloquium is at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro 107. The public is invited. chemicals has been done. It is that research which helps industries and health institutions combat more mundane problems such as skin dryness, allergic reactions, and protection of the skin in a working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson Wax Biological Center, will give a seminar on this subject on Wed., April 7 in Greenquist D-105 at 1:00 p.m. While his speech will focus on the general topic of protection of skin in the working environment, Dr. Spencer invites any questions pertaining to the skin, including such subjects as skin diseases, sun exposure, skin permeability, Agent Orange, etc. Correction In last week's story about the grade changes of two basketball players, it was erroneously reported that the third signature on the grade change cards was that of Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. The third signer of the card was the Education Division chairman Dwayne Olsen. Club Events •••••••••• Anthropology Club Dr. Lawrence B. Breitborde will be the featured speaker at a lecture entitled: "Identity, Cultural Values, and Language in a West African City." The lecture will be held in Moln 324 on Wednesday, April 7, at 3:30 p.m. Dr. Breitborde is currently the chair of the Anthropology Department at Beloit College. I.E.H. On Wednesday, April 7, the Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association will sponsor a seminar on skin protection in the working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson's Wax Biological Center will be the speaker. It will be held at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. S.W.E.A. Elections for officers for the 1982-83 year will be held on Monday, April 5, in Moln D-128, from 1-2 p.m. All members are encouraged to attend and vote. Employee Attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students are welcome. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 "If it feels like a weekend, it must be Michelob " Put a little weekend in your week. Ranger Needs news, feature and sports writers! Nothing that is contained in this issue of the Stranger is intended to be factual. All names, pictures, and references to real people are purposely coincidental. However, if you wish to take anything in this issue seriously, that is your own damn problem and since we are printing this disclaimer you ugly people out there can't do a thing to us, you bunch of morons. Day 368 of Reagan's convalescence Utellum Correspondence School ranger Vol. 2 cubic feet No. 1 Bombed in Union A bomb blasted the Union Square yesterday, the direct result of a terrorist attack by a group calling itself CRAP (Crazy Radicals At Parkside). The group claimed responsibility for the incident, saying that it was the only way it felt it could get attention in an apathetic school such as this one. Parkside Security was immediately called to the scene, however, several security personnel were already inside the Square at the table in the back corner when the bomb went off. No one in the building was severely hurt. When asked why the bomb was planted in the Union Square, a spokesman for the terrorist group said only, "It seemed like the thing to do. We thought of the library first, but we know there's never anybody there." No one has been arrested in connection with the incident since, of course, whoever planted the bomb didn't stick around to watch it go off. Damage to the Square is estimated at about $23.68, not counting tax. Why do birds exist? by Doug resuahnedE FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Did you ever wonder what birds think about all the time? Do they even think at all? Were they just put on this planet to spew mindless, albeit wonderfully melodic, soliloquies? I prefer to think not. After all, wouldn't it be a trifle selfish of th e human race to deny our feathered friends, or any other of G od's creatures, the existence of intelligence of any substance? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Just taking the liberty to merely listen to the birds and not trying to give them any feedback, or at least trying to understand them. Birds could be very much like humans, if they really wanted to. But it just so happens that they decided to journey upon a different path of existence. They took to the air, opening up to themselves a much more efficient mode of transportation than we humans have. They don't have to squabble with other groups of birds over such subjects as fuel prices or import tariffs. I'm sorry. I just can't go on with this masquerade anymore. Birds are totally ignorant beasts that often fly into windows because they don't have the ability to tell the difference between a wall and their nests, and if they did have any intelligence they'd be burning each other's nests out of hatred and jealousy. They would continually be having species riots between different factions. What a laugh! Birds being intelligent. Nancy Reagan gets new jeans by C.B. Everybody knows about Nancy Reagan's clothes, and of the controversy and condemnation she creates by accepting new ones. All the "great" designers get to write these gifts off. Nancy, in turn, gives these "gifts" to museums, where visitors are sure to beat down doors to see the famous frocks. Well, hey, we want a tax break too! So Stranger proudly announces that sweet ol' Nancy will be the first recipient of our own special brand of designer jeans. These jeans will carry the elite ESAD* label. We feel Nancy is worthy of th ese jeans and should feel honored to wear them. Hopefully, they will catch on, for there are several other people in Washington who deserve to wear the ESAD label. * Eat Shit And Die John Hingstson has a problem. He's a chain smoker. New Dorms Itranger photo by M. Mole The administration announced yesterday that plans are being made to open the Parkside Dormatories. A university spokesman said the dorms will be located near the Village, giving the residents a panoramic view of the beautiful countryside surrounding Parkside. The building (pictured above) will not need any renovating. "That's OK," said the spokesman, "because we don't have enough money to even buy a welcome mat." And now, the news in brief by the never ending searcher of truth and justice, Pat Chickensiak. The teaching awards committee announced last week that they have had to cancel this year's teaching award. Associate Dean Michael Chasis, head of the committee was quoted as saying, "We were too late, we finally located a teacher worthy of the award, but we discovered that he'd just been non - renewed. Apparently, he was the last one." In other news, hundreds of students waiting for the results of their English competency exam have staged a sit-in in front of th e room where the faculty committee is locked in a bitter debate Gross Out Students are real slobs r by Carol Burns What's a quick way to get grossed out? No, besides that. How about the feeling you get when you go to a drinking fountain and find assorted filth floating within? Many times this can happen to you when you least expect it: when you are running to some class after charging up the stairs; before a big test; or when you are just plain thirsty. Okay, so this isn't a pleasant subject, but it happens rather frequently at Parkside. The crud found in these drinking fountains is not the fault of the cleaning staff. God knows they do their best to keep Parkside one of the cleanest in the state. They can only do so much, though, and if students keep filling Up the "bubblers," who could blame them if they go on strike? Come on now! Let's have a little class. This is the Big Time. Do all you perverts out there have to spit your chewed gum into our drinking fountains? Can't some of you smokers walk an extra ten feet to an ashtray to dump your butts? Do you people get some kind of weird thrill out of plugging up public fixtures? And another thing: All you rejects from "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" who like to clean out your noses with your fingers should know that you have cornered the market on gagging people. Of co urse everybody gets hungry when they have back - to - back classes, but you nose - pickers are going to have to try to restrain yourselves. Everyone praises self - reliance, but that's ridiculous. We are all adults, and there really is no place for this type of behavior at Parkside. Let's get these slobs to clean up their act before this school gets a bad reputation. as to what is correct. The faculty committee started the argument two months ago over the placement of commas, ahd they have gotten to the point where they must be force fed. Local area doctors have several times requested that the fight be stopped, but no one can seem to reach them. A plea has arisen from the spouses and relatives of the professors. Said S. Parakeet, wife of one of the professors, "All we want is to know that they are still alive in there." The Ranger will have more complete details on the subject next week. The Parkside security squad has had more than its share of trouble this past week. It seems that the entire squad was arrested by Kenosha authorities in connection with drug smuggling charges. According to police reports, the security force had an elaborate system of sm uggling in drugs to the Parkside Village. See next week's Ranger for more details. APPLICATIONS NOW BEING TAKEN FOR SPORTS EDITOR MAKE $3.35 per/hr. —12 Hrs./Week QUALIFICATIONS — Edit sport stories, write occasional sports stories, work well with others, be able to jump printing presses in a single bound, be innovative, courageous, single with no dependent children. Hate for all sports desirable but not mandatory. Inquire at the RANGER OFFICE WLLC D139 Farewell Follett Follies Stranger presents £ " ParkSid6 ' t0 "» •"** * *• theme from ..The I'm so mad we've had this time together, just to pay a lot for bad service. Seems we just get started and we pay a surcharge, comes the time we can say, good riddance. fvfit Athletic dirt revealed by Tammy Papermate This reporter has heard through very confidential sources, that Jim Cooky, coach of the Parkside wrestling team, will be announcing the engagement to the love of his life very shortly. The blushing - bride - to - be, affectionately known as the 'Crusher' to his closer friends is somewhat of a famous figure after his semi - weekly appearances on All - Star Wrestling. A few invitations have already been sent out. Among others, the 'Bruiser', the 'Masked Marvel' and 'Gorgeous George' have been invited. * * * The Parkside baseball team, newly dubbed the "Bad News Rangers" has had some pretty nice happenings as of late. This columnist is pleased to announce the signing of Kevin Biteher, former Ranger Shortstop to the Chicago Cubs. On Biteher's first appearance during Spring training, he attained the status of leading the league with a batting average of —.092. Way to go Kevin!! * # + In another light of Parkside sports, one of the main swimmers of the now defunct Swim Club has been approached by NGN movie productions to star in the up - and - coming new movie documentary of Esther Williams' life. After much snooping, or should I say investigating, it has been discovered that the swimmer with the initials of K. Z. (who wishes to remain anonymous) has signed the contract, and filming will commence sometime after his sex change operation. * * * Dick Freckle, the men's tennis team coach, was physically ousted from the Racine YMCA after trying to gain admittance to the women's shower room. Police reports have it that Freckle entered the building at 7:15 p. m. through a side entrance, and was discovered only after he had shot six rolls of Kodacolor film. Freckle will be appearing before a renowned judge in Racine on June 5. * * * This reporter has learned through VERY intimate relations with a certain Rat that the next men's basketball coach (if Bill Coalfield refuses to come to Parkside) will have the first name of Mike. I will learn the last name at my next interviews. Interuiew Godzilla and Gamera still battle it out by Dick Oberbruner Try as they may, Japan cannot get Godzilla, the prehistoric fire breathing lizard, and Gamera, the flying tortoise, to be friends. These two deadly giants have been using this island nation as their battleground for years. And Basketball budget increased by Karen Norweed Athletic Director Dwayne Whatthehell submitted the 1983 - 84 At hletic Budget to SUFAC last Wednesday. Although the new budget showed a marked increase in funds, the single major increase was for the basketball budget. The coaching position, which has now been vacated by Stephen Steves, will be filled by Bill Coalfield. The coach's salary will show a 110% increase from last year's salary with a sum of $75,000. Another new aspect of the budget will be that the players (for the first time) will be paid for their performances. They will be paid on a sliding scale for each game they play, they will start at $1,000 for the first win, graduating to $1,500 for the next win and receiving $500.00 in crements for each future victory. The players will also be penalized for losing games at $10,000 for the first game they lose, increasing by $5,000 per each game lost. Said Whatthehell, "We're hoping that this incentive program will improve Parkside's future basketball record. If this doesn't work, the basketball trainer, Hal Henderson has something else in store for those S.O.B.'s." As it stands now, there are many big names considering coming to Parkside next year. Obituary This week the Ranger staff is sad to announce the death of a fellow staffer, Karen Norweed. Karen, the former Sports Editor, was killed in a freak, tragic accident Wednesday when a large printing press crushed her. According to police reports, Karen was killed when a press "undamped" itself from the floor and "jumped" her. Karen has been the Sports Editor for the Ranger since the beginning of the fall semester, and she will be sorely missed by her fellow workers. One of her favorite sayings was, "I hate all sports." Funeral services will take place for the Smorlick High School graduate April 2, at the Swamp - Meridath Funeral Home at 2 p. m., open . visitation THE LATE, GREAT KAREN NORWEED Among them are Julius Erving, Meadowlark Lemon, Marcus Johnson, Kareem Abdul - Jabar and Fred Derf. Another substantial sum will be set aside for (in Whatthehell's terms) "Educational Assistance". Said Whatthehell, off the record, "We're going to buy those God - damned grades off of those S. O. B. professors or, if that doesn't work, I have confidential information that the local mafia (and you know who you are) will 'take care of it.' " Whatthehell further stated "if the Ranger prints one goddam word of this interview, you'll find your fricking printing press in a very uncomfortable spot." So, Ranger basketball fans, this season looks to be the most promising season in a long time. By the way, does anyone know where we can find another printing press? Register arms? by Emily Latellum What's all this fuss about arms registration? People all over the place are in a tizzy over whether or not they should have to register their arms. Well, I think it's silly. I've had my arms all my life, and nobody ever made me register them! If we let them make us register our arms, it won't be long before we'll have to register our legs. Next thing you know, they'll want a running inventory on the rest of our bodies! We have to nip this in the bud. Next time someone asks you if you've registered your arms, say "NO!" Tell them it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard! Tell them you have worn bare arms all your life. Tell them What? . . . Guns? ... oh . . . NEVER MIND! Tokyo, the capitol, always sustains the most damage. "I don't know why they use us hmm," snorts Mayor Fuji. "Every time the fight begins out in the hillsides. Then they gradually make way towards town, right uh huh." Tokyo has suffered uncalculable damage over the past 20 y ears. Fuji faults movie - makers for "egging on" the two behemoths for the sake of box office draw. "They've gone Hollywood," he lip - syncs. "Godzilla once dem and ed per s o n a liz ed sunglasses and we had to make some for him that's right." Godzilla claims Japan to be his turf. "I've been around a lot longer than he has" (referring to Gamera). This is true. His movie career spans the Japanese monster era. Godzilla was there from day one. The challenger, Gamera, came from outer space in search of another planet. "Yeah — I was looking for something closer to the sun. You know, the warmth and all. Earth is really fertile, and I like the Japan area. It has good climate and I especially like running through the rice fields and squishing the paddies between the webbing in my toes." Though quite concerned about the damage inflicted upon his city, Mayor Fuji is grateful to local architects and construction companies for their fine job of replanning. "We've been able to rebuild at an amazingly fast rate uh, thanks to complete cooperation from people of Tokyo." Asked about the troubles between he and Godzilla, Gamera responded: "He's ignorant. When I first came here I was looking for a place to stay. And, like I said, I enjoy this area very much. But the public thought I was attacking, what with the flames shooting out from my shell. But hey, that's just me. I have to get around. And they want protection, so they got that goon and it's been war ever since." War indeed. Each time his scales are ruffled, Godzilla uncontrollably shoots fire from his mouth, burning a city block or two. "I'll have to watch myself on that. But this feud has been going on for years. I get anxious whenever I hear he's (Gamera) around. I seem to kill him off but he always comes back." The two can usually be seen battling it out on Saturday afternoons. Check your local TV listings. Sneaky Previews reviews "Big Green Thing" by Gene Shiksa and Roger Prevert Gene: Hi, I'm Gene Shiksa. Roger: And I'm Roger Prevert. On today's edition of Sneaky Previews we will devote our entire time to one movie, the new block - buster film, co-directed by Steven Spielberg, Ingmar Bergman, and Orson Welles, "Really Big Green Things That Eat People." Gene: Let's look at a clip of that movie right now. INSERT FILM CLIP Gene: Wasn't that marvelous? I think this is one of the best movies made in the last fifty years. Those big green things really are scary. The special effects are spectacular. The acting is uniformly excellent, especially from Shelly Winters as the unwed teenage mother. I recommend this movie highly. Roger? Roger: Are you nuts? This film is abysmal. The directing sucks, and the green things are terrible. You know Gene, you have no taste whatsoever, you balding geek! Gene: Is that so, fatso? You want to talk taste. You don't know what the word means. After all, you wrote the screenplay for 'The Valley Beneath The Cave Of The Ultrasluts' didn't you? Roger: That movie was art, you bozo. Gene: Art my Aunt Fanny. That movie belongs with our dogs of the week, speaking of which, here comes Spot the Wonder Dog. Spot: Woof! Roger: Get that damn dog away from me. Last week he peed on my leg. Gene: Just shut up you slob. Roger: I will not you freak. Gene: What are you doing with that gun? Roger: I've had all I can take of you. Take that! Gene: Ha ha you missed. You can't even shoot straight you . . . Arg! You got me! Roger: That's all for this week. Goodnight. Gene: Moan . . . thud. 6 Thursday, April 1,1982 RANGER Peter Jones: limited nuclear war has no guarantee by Jeff Wicks Peter Jones, leader of Campaign For Nuclear Disarmament in England, was the featured speaker of a slide lecture last Thursday, March 25. His lecture concluded an all day teach - in at Parkside on the arms race, sponsored by Mobilization For Survival. Jones discussed many types of nuclear weapons, their destructive power, and who has them. "In the 50's and 60's, we were brought up to believe that nuclear weapons were a deterrent. The whole idea was that they were never to be used. So there is some credibility to that, since we've had nuclear weapons in Europe since 1953," Jones said. "But what we become aware of in the 1970's is that the United States is changing that strategy. It is now actually planning to use nuclear weapons." Jones says he is fearful when he hears about winning a "limited nuclear war," and he sees Europe as the catalyst. He pointed out that you can only call off a nuclear war if there is some understanding between Moscow and Washington. The problem, Jones said, is that to this day, there is no understanding.'With the advent of a limited nuclear war, Jones said that "there is no guarantee whatsover that it will remain limited." Jones discussed the various countries throughout the world and where they rank with nuclear weapons. He also stated that both the Soviet Union and the United States have about 41 different types of tactical weapons, and the senselessness of trying to argue who has more. "When Brezhnev and Reagan are bickering about who is ahead, in terms of tactical nuclear weapons in Europe, what they are actually doing is taking certain categories of those 41 different kinds of nuclear weapons and arguing about who is ahead in what area," Jones said. "So Reagan picks out the medium - range nuclear forces, and says to Brezhnev, 'You're ahead!' and Brezhnev says, 'No, you can't take just those, you have to put those in context with all the others, and Well day promotes health awareness "Well Day," a family - oriented free public health fair featuring a variety of health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Wednesday, April 7, in the Campus Union and on the adjoining Molinaro Hall Concourse. The fair this year coincides with the World Health Organization's World Health Day, being observed internationally under the theme "Add Life to Years." Edith Isenberg, Coordinator of Campus Health Services, said about 40 community health agencies will participate in "Well Day" activities, which are open to area residents as well as UW-P students, faculty and staff. Isenberg said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or to go through the entire range of health fair offerings. About 2,500 people participated in last year's "Well Day," she said. New features of "Well Day," being held for the fifth year on campus, include the Medical College of Wisconsin's "Help for Health Show," a computerized analysis of an individual's life style which indicates health risk factors and their effect on his projected life expectancy, and a puppet show, "Mr. Yuk and the Three Bears," scheduled for 10 a.m. and designed to point out the danger of poisons to children. Screening services being offered include sickle cell anemia, diabetes, hypertension, hearing, feet, posture, visual acuity, pulmonary function, a self - scored health risk inventory, body composition, ABO blood typing, and height, weight and blood pressure. Computer diet analysis also will be available. Topics of various displays and exhibits will include cancer, heart disease, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, CPR, physical therapy, aerobic dancing, developmental disabilities, diabetes, ostomy, kidney disease, birth defects, dentistry, mental health, pharmaceuticals, physical fitness, women's issues, family planning and specific agency services. In addition, a display of art work by students in the Parkside Child Care Center titled "Health, Through the Eyes of a Child," will be on display and the Union Cafeteria will feature a special "Wellness menu" during the noon hour. Community residents planning to attend should park in the Tallent Hall lot. Free shuttle bus service will be available from the parking lot bus shelter to the Union, about four blocks from the Tallent Hall lot. 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He went on to say that it is useless for the U.S. to make more, because the Soviets are willing to match us step - for - step. Jones called for a step - by - step process of unilateral disarmament in an effort to de-escalate the arms race. Although acknowledging that "it wouldn't be done overnight," he called for disarmament on both sides. He urged everyone to take action by participating in efforts to put pressure on Washington to disarmament in the arms race. At present Jones is on a three - month speaking tour of Canada and the U.S. Later this year he will be taking part in summer action in Europe before going through the Soviet Union to Japan and back to Australia to work with the Nuclear Free Pacific movement as a staff person of the Quaker Peace Committee in Sydney. The art of interviewing workshop scheduled Parkside's Organizational Communications Group 2 will be conducting a workshop on the two types of interview structures and die types of questions an interviewee may expect and how choosing the right interview structure can help an interviewee match the right person to the right job. "The Art of Interviewing" workshop will be held Monday, April 5 in Molinaro 107 from 6 to 7 p.m. Speakers are: Janet Brown, Director of Personnel, Goodwill Industries of Southeastern Wisconsin, Inc.; Richard Gardner; and Chris Markin. Patronize Ranger A duertisers SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS o BROOKS • TIGER • NKE O PUMA •PONY ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TNOPHKB AND AWARDS FAST. SMOOUSC ENORAVMQ BCRVKX • CONVERSE ! • SPOT-BOAT • 3AUCONY • SPALDING •NEW BALANCE M0N.-FBL 1*OB AM. - IM PAt •AT. IftOO AM. - ISO PJI. 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"When I was a sophomore, I was kind of smart - mouth," said Jim, "and I only heard one - tenth of al l the things that I listened to. My mom and I have always gotten along fairly, and she saw that over - all, I was really being a radical. She thought it would be just slightly out of the ordinary if she taught me a lesson about the lack of listening that I had be<en d oing. On April Fools Day, she had a plan that almost sent me to the point of no return. "I can't remember what day of the week April Fools fell on, but I got up and was going through my regular morning routine. The only problem was that every time I tried to use anything that needed electricity, or some sort of power, it wouldn't turn on. I was really losing my cool. I looked at my mom, she had pulled out all the plugs, but I didn't know that, and I asked her why everything was on the blink. She looked up from the paper, and mouthed 'I don't know, why don't you put the plug in?' I didn't know that she was just mouthing that, I just knew that she had said something, and I never heard it. I started to get a little panicky, well, actually it was more than a little panicky. It was a lot panicky. I screamed at her to talk louder, and all of a sudden she started laughing so hard, and I was almost over the edge. I actually thought for the slightest second, that I couldn't hear anything. After realizing the truth, that my mother is actually a dirty rat, I was fine. It was a trick that I have used myself, and it's always good for a laugh." Larry's story is little different, it has to do with thinking that you are off balance physically. "I don't know if I should tell you this," said Larry. "It really is sort of embarrassing, and I was really shocked that my friends were smart enough to think of it. What happened, is we were having an April Fools day party, and everyone was smashed. I was no exception, and I have some pretty strange friends. Anyway, they thought it would be just too much if they found some way to make someone think they were losing their mind. Unfortunately for me, I was the lucky one. The original plan was to have everyone stand slightly lower than they actually Luening concert closes series Music by Otto Luening and friends of the 81 - year - old Wisconsin - born composer will be featured in the final 1981-82 concert in the New Music at Parkside series at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 2, in the Comm. Arts Theater. Luening, the pioneer of electronic music in America, will be making his fourth visit to the campus as "composer - in - residence" March 30 through April 3. Last year, he was named an honorary alumnus of the university. Luening works on the concert program include his "Coal Scuttle Blues" for two pianos, performed by the Parkside Piano Duo of Carol Bell and August Wegner; Introduction and Allegro, performed by Scott Mather, trumpet, and Wegner, piano; and the Luening Piano Trio, performed by the Oriana Trio of Elaine Skorodin, violin, Harry Sturm, cello, and Bell, piano. All of the artists are UW-P faculty musicians. Other works on the concert program are by Luening friends. Burt Levy of the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music will be represented by "Five for Piano" performed by Wegner and "Two Studies" performed by Timothy Bell of UW-P, clarinet, and Sturm, cello, Three songs by John Downey of UW-Milwaukee will be performed by Daniel Nelson, tenor, and Jeffrey Peterson, piano, both of Milwaukee. Concert admission is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. Concert - goers are invited to a reception following the program. The series is directed by Sturm and Wegner. During his visit to the campus, Luening will give a free public lecture on Friday, April 2, at 1 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Building, Room D-118. He also will meet with student composers during his residency. Luening, who was born in Milwaukee, has had a long and distinguished career in music. He studied in the rich European musical climate of the 1920s at the Munich State Academy of Music, the Zurich Conservatory of Music, the University of Zurich and privately with Ferruccio Busoni and was flutist in orchestras conducted by Strauss, Nikisch and Busoni. Returning to America, he held a series of distinguished academic posts, serving as executive director of the opera department at the Eastman School of Music, chairman of the theory department at the University of Arizona and chairman of the music departments of Barnard College and Bennington College, where he inaugurated the Bennington Festivals. He began teaching composition at Columbia University in 1944 and is credited with wide influence on the generation of students he taught until 1968 when he was named professor emeritus. At Columbia, he also established his stature as a pioneer in electronic music. In 1952, he collaborated with Vladimir Ussachevsky on the first concert of electronic music in America, held at Columbia. tap 740 College Avenue Racine, Wl 53403 633-3503 Your fickot to the world of SURVIVAL • Self - defense • Advanced Lifesaving • Red Cross Water Safety Instructor Program WOMEN • Woman & Anger • Myths & S tereotypes of Women • Managing the Job Search Richard Pryor Live in Concert Tuesday, April 6 7:30 p.m. UNION SQUARE Admission *1.50 NEXT WEEK'S MOVIE Excalibur are. To bend at the knees. Nobody was sober enough to do it. So, they all stood to one side, I mean they all leaned to one side and I thought that I was the one that was off balance. Of course, that was the whole point, but I thought I was off balance for the longest time. When I finally figured out that I was the only one on balance, I was never so happy in my entire life. "The way I figured it was funny, because one of those drunkies was falling over, and when I looked down at the floor, it wasn't crooked. Then I started to break through the charade. Then the whole thing turned into a bust." The final clever caper actually took place right on midnight of April 1. It all revolves around the fact that Jenny is a night person. "I have always stayed up late. I can remember when I was a kid, I always would go into my bedroom at the time my mom would say, 'O.K., time for bed.' Then, instead of going to bed, I would sit with a light under my blankets and read or something. I never got caught though. It was probably really lucky that I never got caught when I did stuff like that. "On this particular April Fools Day, I was still awake at midnight, and I was probably 19 years old. Not that that was late for a 19 year old, but I had planned on staying up for another two or three hours, and then get up the next day for school. My sister used to stay out super - late, and she's older than I am, and she was always real quiet when she came in. She saw my light on in my bedroom, and invited her boyfriend in for a while. She thought it would be funny to make me think that she and he were going to, she wanted me to think they were going to have some fun. Of course, when you hear all of this laughing, no, I guess it was actually giggling from downstairs, your mind starts to wander. I have a mind that wanders from here to the ends of t he earth. It wandered that night. Two hours had passed, and I had been listening to these goings on for that long. I was getting a little tired of it , and then when I started to concentrate on listening again, there was no noise. "Kathy is really funny, so she had told John about the plan to make me look dumb, because she knew that I would still be up at midnight, and she knew that I would listen. When I didn't hear anything, things really started to run through my mind, and it got to be too much. I opened my bedroom door, and started to tiptoe downstairs. As I got to the bottom step, Kathy and John jumped out right in front of me, and screamed April Fool. She knew that I would listen, and she was really frustrated that I had kept myself out of the trap so long. She knew I would fall sooner or later. It was just wild when I did." Another April Fools, another trick. Don't let yourself get caught as April's Fool this year. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — 'The Place To Buy Records" You're invited to the 5th Annuol WELL DAY DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 University of WisconsirvParkside Wednesday April 7 Campus Union 10AM- 3 PM WELL DAY is the combined efforts of over - 40 Milwaukee, Racine, G Kenosha, Health Agencies who will provide the following free health screening, testing, and much more... 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It was perhaps not the intention of Webster to wax eloquent the sport which stirs such vicarious emotions within us. It is more evident that Webster's intention was to define "objectively" the sport. It is from this point of view that I will likewise "objectively" analyze some statistics of major league baseball. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING - Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger, 15% commission and bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. Wanted DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Contact Ken or Andy in Ranger office. For Sale CONCERT PICTURES: Rush, AC/DC, Foreigner, REO, 707, Joe Perry, April Wine, Blackfoot, ELO. 50ca print. 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Judging from the statistics of each of these categories, the American league has been the better league in baseball. The first category concerns batting averages. For the years covering 1912-1977, the American league's composite batting average erf its leaders was .358; the National league average was .355. However, Roger Hornsby of the National league's St. Louis Cardinals holds the major league record for the best average in one season. Hornsby hit .424 in 1924. Moreover, the National league hitting champs have held the higher batting averages in 35 out of the 65 total years. The second category deals with home run leaders. Once again, the American league has held the advantage. This time, 44.2 to 42, in the averagfe number of home runs hit by each division's leaders from 1918 to 1977. Moreover, Roger Maris of the American league's New York Yankees holds the major league record for the most home runs in one season. Maris hit 61 homers in 1961. The final category concerns runs batted in. One finds the American league RBI leaders once again holding the advantage. From 1914 t o 1977, the American league leaders have averaged 139.59 runs batted in versus 126.73 for the National league. Moreover, even though the National league's Hack Wilson (Chicago Cubs) holds the major league record of 190 RBI's in. one season (1930), American league teams have had the higher RBI figure in 33 of the 63 years (both leagues tied in 1961). Another point worth mentioning deals with baseball's "triple crown" winners. A triple crown winner is a player who has won all three categories for his division in one year. The American league is once again the dominant of the two leagues. American leaguers Lou Gehrig (New York Yankees, 1934), Ted Williams (Boston Red Sox, 1942), and Mickey Mantle (New York Yankees, 1956), have all won baseball's triple crown for their league. The only National league hitter to do the same was Roger Hornsby, who turned the trick for the St. Louis Cardinals in 1925. The American league batting leaders have dominated the three categories of batting averages, home runs, and runs batted in. For baseball's best, the American league has been the better league. S^-SeVcan.be toppe* j ! VIOW! l^fsSe^O^cUbedootton /^| \ I I I I I I I I I I I I fc I L WSemglan sleevesSSSSwa*" Name College Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. . T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S__ M___ L__ XL_ Amount Enclosed $ Oder expires December 31.1982 No purchas e necessary New York residen ts add 8 25% sales tax Please allow 4 to 6 weeksToTshrpment 101 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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