221 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/58a58c07a6ecf272be513b2befd7829b.pdf ffb066d80f7a1523002e24be94b30510 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Reorganization Shade Demoted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ,- - 0 -~?:..- - '.~- THE I , VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 23 • MARCH 28, 1996 ESTABLISHED 1972 ;Parkside Reorganization I Shade Demoted University System to be Discussed at Public Hearing don't provide live testimony and wish to provide input to the Regents can respond in writing, e-mail or have their comments tape recorded at the Parkside site. Information from the hear- ing will be considered by the Regents in preparation of a final report to be pre- sented to Governor Tommy Thompson and the legisla- ture later this year. The public hearing follows an eight-month study of the UW System, conducted by the Regents with participa- tion of UW faculty, staff, students, elected officials and the public. The docu- ment from the study enti- tled "Study of the UW System in the 21st Century" addresses the key chal- lenges and opportunities facing public higher educa- tion in Wisconsin during a time of competing demands for state resources. The Board of Regents of the UW System is seeking feedback from the campus and community on the cost, quahty, and accessibility of a UW System education. A public hearing, to be chaired by Regent Michael Grebe, will be held in Milwaukee and downlinked on compressed video to the Parkside campus on April 2. The hearing will be held .from 3 to 6 p.m. in Studio B of the Communication Arts building. Individuals at the Parkside site are invited to share their views on the future of the University in the areas of access to UW programs, higher education affordability, fostering learning and improving the efficiency of the UW System. During the hearing, testi- mony from the public will be communicated to the Board of Regents live. Due to limited time, those who • Kristine Hansen News Editor I Beginning July 1, 1996, three of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's col- legeswill consolidate into two.The School of Education, the School of LiberalArts, and the Schoolof Business will be I consolidated into the Collegeof Liberal Arts and Sciencesand the School of , Business and Technology. The College of Arts and Scienceswill consist of 21 departments. The School of Business and Technology willmerge the department ofComputer Science and Engineering with the Schoolof Business. The Schoolof Education will be categorized under the Collegeof Arts and Sciences. Last spring, the Budget AdvisoryCommittee sug- gested reducing costs through reorganization by reducing the number of schools."There was a dis- cussion by Faculty Senate ofvarious models; finally it came down to this particu- lar option," said Robert Canary, Secretary of Faculty. How will this affect stu- dents in the School of Education? "What happens at the upper level between faculty and administration doesn't affect the students and classes being taught," said Sharon Petrach, advi- SOrto Education students. Canary said, "I think it largely affects the adminis- tration, but not students. What. affects them is stu- dent affairs and courses offered." Canary played an Barbara Shade to go under severe budget cuts. . Dwayne Olsen, Education professor, said.Tt's been talked about all year long. There's been t.wo or three proposals floating around. I don't t.hink anybody knew until last week's Faculty Senat.e meet.ing. That's when t.hey decided on it.. Just what. it. was going to be, no one knew." "It's really been in progress for over a year. This is something that a lot of institutions in the sys- tem are doing," said Canary. Shade will be stepping down to the level of a facul- ty professor. Shade has served as dean since 1987. When asked how she feels about leaving her dean position, Shade said, "Not a problem. I've been there twelve years. I'd planned to leave anyway. I'd done all I can do." A search for an interim dean is being con- ducted right now. The search for Shade's perrna- administrative role in drafting the restructuring. Parkside Education pro- fessors had known about the proposals for restruc- turing but were recently informed of the change. Students had heard news of the possible change but dismissed it as a rumor. "I'm sure she [Shade] has known about it for months," said Mary Waller, former Parkside professor of education. Barbara Shade, present- ly dean of the School of Education, said, "They don't seem to be happy with it." Education professor Clara New said,"There's not been any formal plan put before the faculty. [Plans] are constantly in writing." The Vice ChancellorlProvost John Ost.heimer orally proposed the possible restructuring in a Faculty Senate meet- ing last fall. Canary said that the School of Education is the smallest of the three and would have been the first Parkside to Focus on Women Notestein (D-Milwaukee). Other speakers include Ana Garcia-Ashley, a Milwaukee activist, and Mary Gonzalez, a Chicago community orga- nizer. Music will be per- formed by Judy Gorman, a New York singer. The conference, which runs from 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. in the Union, costs $20 including lunch or $15 with- out lunch. For more infor- mation, call 595-2177. The 8th annual Focus on Women Conference sched- uled for March 30 on cam- pus will feature talks by three state representatives. Sponsored by the UW- Parkside Women's Studies Advisory Committee, the Focus on Women Conference will include talks by state Senators Gwendolynne Moore (D-Milwaukee), and Peggy Rosenzweig (R- Wauwatosa), as well as Representative Barbara Cont. on p. 2 Reorganization Cant. from I nent replacement will begin in October. When Shade became Dean in 1987, speculation began about the School's procedures. "Shade was not chosen by the usual search commit- tee. She was just put in and no one was ever asked. She was suddenly raised to Dean," said Waller. "They can't pretend they did [a search}, there wasn't one, We were never asked. One day she was a fac- ulty person acting as department chair. Then she was promoted to Dean. It happened so improperly, without faculty input," said Waller. About the Journal Times front page article last week, Canary said, "I thought that was quite silly," referring to the singling out of Shade. There has been' some general dis- satisfaction with the College of Education. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) members Zac Pawlowski and April Schoenberg, both education stu- dents, will hold a forum for con- cerned education students. "We would like to provide the opportunity for students to share their concerns .and provide con- structive criticisms of the depart- ment in an open forum to be held later in the semester," the letter reads. And "We would like to givestu- dents the chance to share some of their experiences, good or bad, without repercussions. This is not intended to be a hostile environ- ment nor an environment of charac- ter assassination, instead we hope it will provide an arena for students to freely discuss a variety of stu- dent concerns." Students that would be interested in participating in this forum can contact Pawlowski or Schoenberg in the PSGA office. Pawlowski can be reached bye-mail at . pawlowsz@it.uwp.edu. _ "There are a lot of students who have transferred to [other schools]. There's been unequal treatment of students due to race. I think [Shade's] policies and behaviors are race-based," said Waller. One student in the Education pro- gram said, "There's favoritism towards students who comply with professor's beliefs." The Business department will be able to offer better job opportunities for its graduates. "Every single graduate [should be matched with] a job. Putting them together, we can increase our sources. Both pro- grams can use more students. The employers of the region would like more graduates," said Richard Brown, dean of the School of Business. Brown will serve as dean of the School of Business and Technology effective July 1. "It will certainly help students in that we'll be able to more effectively find ways for computer science and business programs to work togeth- er. By putting the two programs in the same school, we can improve advising dramatically," said Brown. "There are some program syner- gies between MIS (Management Information Systems) and computer science. We'll work together gaining corporate support to purchase hard- ware and software," said Brown. "I think students will gain a greater visibility for the field in general. I think it makes perfect sense," said Brown. "There are those who would have preferred no dean at all, for exam- ple. There were some people who would have preferred to retain the status quo. [But] there was agree- ment that for most people, this is a reasonable compromise," said Canary. A similar two-school structure was at Parkside in 1970. "We've come full circle. Four schools is a bit too big.for a college this size," Canary said. While money is a big factor in the restructuring of the university, there may be other reasons. When asked why the change, Shade said, "I have no idea; I suppose budget cuts." "The state is reducing its invest- ment in our public and higher edu- cation. For computer programs to be state-of-the-art and up to date, we need [corporate] help," said Brown. By reducing administrative over- head, Parkside will save $71,000 in the next fiscal year, as stated in the Journal Times. his friends in Europe to hear Gorman. While in Germany, Gorman recorded her first album, which was later released under a Milwaukee-based label in the late 1980's. Her recording was nomi- nated for album of the year in New York. Gorman has per- formed in ten coun- tries and forty states. She looks forward to her visit to Wisconsin and she recalls many wonderful experiences playing here. She will be presenting a con- cert of her original songs which reflect her political and social concerns, love issues, womanhood, and our endangered environ- ment. Gorman will present her lecture, "The History of Women and Music from Ancient to Contemporary Times," at noon on April 1 in Union 207. Her con- cert is scheduled in Union Square for 7:30 that evening. Gorman will also make a spe- cial appearance at the Focus on Women Conference held at the Parkside Union Saturday March 30, from 8:30-3:30 pm. with a personal crisis in her own life, Gorman evolved from a woman too intimi- dated to pursue her dream to an accom- plished singer, song- writer and lecturer. Gorman is a self- taught musician whose biggest inspirations were abolitionist Harriet Tubman and blues great Alberta Hunter, who sang well into her 70's. Gorman began her professional singing career in her late twenties. Had she started at a younger age, she thinks she may have had more opportunities due to society's focus on youth. However, her age and wisdom have created more success for her because she has been extremely focused and commit- ted. Gorman claims she is free of any youthful illusions. Gorman's career moved into high gear when well-known folk musician Pete Seeger invited her to an inter- national music confer- ence in Germany. Seeger was impressed by Gorman's perfor- mance at an environ- mental festival he had organized and wanted "This iswhat I do!" Folk singer to perform • Andrea Kreft Guest Writer For Brooklyn native Judy Gorman, singing was a dream. Deep inside she carried the passion to sing. Receiving little encour- agement when she was younger, no one seemed to understand her vision. Today, Gorman claims, "Music has become a metaphor for becoming myself. I can't even imagine myself doing anything else for a liv- ing." Gorman will be a featured lecturer and performer as part of the activities sched- uled by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside for Women's History Month. Gorman's lec- ture will focus on the history of women in music. She believes women can conquer the odds and move their lives forward in whatever direction they may choose. "The most important thing in achieving your goals is to become unam- bivalent, unapologetic, and unconditionally committed," said Gorman. "Tobe able to say with pride, this is what I dO'" By coming to grips Note for English Majors Sigma Tau Delta,the English honors society,is accepting new members. To qualify,students must have a 3.0 GPAin Englishcourses. There is a one-time $35.00 initiationfee whichcan be sent to Professor AndrewMcLean(CART 278; 595-2019) together Withstudent's social security number and date of graduation. Checks made out to SigmaTau Deltashould be receivedby April 2.The Spnng SrD dinner Willbe on campus Friday,April19. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 23, March 28, 1996 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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There are many unwanted pregnancies, yet the government fails to educate young people about contra- 'ceptives, As' a result, abortion is often used as birth control. For every 100 live births there are 67 abortions. On the average, a woman will have 12 abortions in her lifetime. It is believed that education is the key for the future generation. The children must learn how to get along with others and how to treat every- one with equality. Dittrich explaioed that her visit to Eastern Europe was both exhilarat- ing and disheartening. It was excit- ing to learn about a different way of life, but it was difficult to watch peo- ple living a very rural lifestyle . Education is definitely the key to success and an improved standard of living. It will be a difficult transfor- mation, but a necessary one. • Laura Van Strien Guest Writer The status of women in Eastern Europe was the topic of a lecture given on March 27 as part of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Soup and Substance lecture series. Carol Dittrich, associate pro- fessor of history at UW-Milwaukee presented the lecture. Dittrich also teaches at Mount Mary College. Dittrich discussed the transforma- tion to post-communism and the eff~cts of that transformation on the women livinz in Hungary, Poland, the Slovak Republic, and the former Yugoslavia, all of which are regions that Dittrich has traveled extensive- ly. The first section of the lecture concerned the women in Hungary. There, as in the rest of Eastern Europe, women's issues are largely viewed as unimportant. Because Eastern European society is, for the most part, rural and traditional, the domestic sphere of life still remains the responsibility of the women. Everyday chores that are made rela- tively easy for U.S. women by mod- ern technology, are performed the old-fashioned way in Eastern Europe. For instance, washing clothes requires extensive hand washing or the use of a very old model washing machine. Dryers are virtually unavailable. The women of Eastern Europe make trips to the store every day because of the space limitations in homes and stores. Dittrich explained that women have very poor representation in politics and must fight for every- thing. Their lives are stressful and offer little or no free time. Dittrich also explained that while marriage is often thought of as a means of escape, for many women it turns out to be a trap in and of itself. Several generations live together in the same home and the level of frustra- tion and anger that builds often dri-L ves young women out. Many men are abusive, and violence in a household is expected. Affairs are considered acceptable for men but not for women. The divorce rate continually rises and the living con- ditions worsen. Dittrich also discussed the lack of modern medical technology in most post-communist countries. Most hos- pitals are technologically outdated. The physicians are paid very poorly for their services and, in turn, do not perform at their highest level. Health care, in general, requires extreme overhauling. There seems to be a gross inefficiency throughout Stopping Rape Sigma Tau Delta Spring Banquet rape, society tends to put unwar- ranted blame on the victim. Another factor which they feel may contribute to rape is the dan- gerous mix of too much alcohol and not enough communication. Three out of five women and two out of three men confessed to getting involved in "coercive sexual behav- ior" while drinking alcohol, accord- ing to Public Health Reports. One explanation for this is that many people view alcohol as an excuse to act inappropriately. It is important to realize that sexual coercion whether intentional or not, is justifi~ation for rape. This means that having sex with someone who • Daniel Buschmann Guest Writer • Kristine Hansen News Editor One of the growing concerns on college campuses is the occurrence of rape. According to the National Coalition Against Sexual Assault, "One in four college women have either been raped or suffered attempted rape." Also a surprising 84% of these women knew who their assailants were. However, health experts for the Federal Bureau of Investigation state that they can't accurately determine the level of sexual assault because more than a third of all cases go unreported. They feel the reason for this is that in cases of • Parkside's chapter of Sigma Tau ,Delta, the international honor soci- iety for English majors, will have its ,Spring Banquet on Apri]l9; ~ New members w~ll be inducted 'and graduating seniors willJle dis- fmissed with a hearty far!>wiill,.l"on- !members are encouraged til .!lttend 'the banquet also~. . I Five Sigma Tau Delta mem!>ers iattended the national~onveI)t1pn in ,Albuquerque, New Mexico, in; .•. !March and will report it rpaperpresentations n· ,tacts they made wit}i ~~""..,ers==. ~~~~"""'===~~:::::::::::=== I Rape cont. on p. 3 ::-.=-.::--- F Dispute Resolution Center Planned for Parks ide -Jonathan Shailor Guest Writer Have you ever found yourself in any of the following situations? You and your roommate have a continu- ing disagreement about how to keep your living space clean. Your employer habitually makes racist remarks. Someone talks to you in ways that make you feel uncomfort- able. Youhave a disagreement with someone about money, possession, privacy or responsibility. Of course, we all find ourselves in situations like these from time to time. Most of the time, we fmd ways to handle them. Unfortunately, when the con- flict is difficult to resolve, we may avoid confrontation, or feel that our only alternative is to go on the attack. Soon, the campus will present another alternative: the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Dispute Resolution Center. The Center will offer a service in which trained mediators will assist disputing par- ties in the resolution of their con- flicts. Mediators will be members of our own campus: students, faculty, staff and administrators. As media- tors, they will not evaluate the "rightness" or "wrongness" of indi- vidual claims, nor will they render decisions. Instead, they will facili- tate a highly structured process that enables parties to be heard and understood. They will also help dis- putants to clarify issues, to discuss a range of alternatives, and to craft agreements that satisfy everyone involved. . The inspiration for our Dispute Resolution Center came from Parkside student and social activist Mateo Mackbee, who began conver- sations last year with university police officer Marlene Schlecht and communications professor Jonathan Shailor, two people with prior inter- est and expertise in the field of mediation. Schlecht is an experi- enced crime prevention specialist. Shailor's experience includes ten years of work in mediation as a mediator, trainer and researcher. In the spring of 1995, Mackbee, Schlecht and Shailor began discus- sions with Dean of Students Steve McLaughlin and Director of Residence Life DeAnn Stone. Both McLaughlin and Stone have consid- erable experience in mediating cam- pus issues and in training students as mediators. The evolving group began meeting formally in academic year 1995-96 as "The Mediation Committee," while adding the fol- lowing members: Liz Haas (resident assistant), Shauna Hodges (resident assistant), Jeffrey Leuenberger (uni- versity police), Gloria Secor (student affairs) and Gerhard Schutte (sociol- ogy). -Currently the committee is plan- ning the initial mediation training, scheduled for Fall 1996. In the fall, approximately 30 students, faculty, staff and administrators will partici- pate in a 30-hour training program in order to become certified as medi- ators. Members of the campus com- munity who are interested in being trained as mediators should contact Steve McLaughlin (595-2419) or Jonathan Shailor (595-2252). Wise graduates join Educators Credit Union before leaving campus: Tallent Hall Rm. 286 Whoo cares about your financial needs by offering High Returns on Savings, and Low rates on Student, Car, and Home Loan Rates. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 2 THE-VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 26 • APRIL 18, 1996ESTABLISHED 1972FacultyseeksinputFaculty committee needsstudents to nominate out-standing teachers.Every year theUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside honors two out-standing teachers from itsacademic staff and facultywith the University ofWisconsin- ------------Parks ideTeachingExcellenceAwards."For stu-dents, thisis theirchance to recognize goodteachers," said OliverHayward, associate profes-sor of history at UW-Parkside. Hayward is athree-time award-winnerand a member of the facul-ty committee making thisyear's decision.Any student may nomi-nate faculty for this year'sTeaching Excellenceo Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefAward. Forms may bepicked up at the AdvisingCenter (WYLL 107).Deadline for receipt ofnominations is April 30,1996.Any continuiqg full timemember of the faculty orteaching academic staffwho has taught a mini-mum of five years at UW-Parkside is eligible toreceive anaward. Therecipients ofthe awardsfor the lastseven yearswill not beconsideredeligible this year: i.e.,C.M. Chen, RossGunderson, OliverHayward, Mark James,Lisa Kornetsky, DonKurnmings,Maria Leavitt,Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz,Carl Lindner, PatrickMcGuire, Paul Mohazzabi,Jane Pinnow, and CaroleVopat.Nominations may"be"Thisis their chancetorecoqnizetjoodteachers"Oliver Haywarddropped off at theRangerOffice (WYLL D139C),Union Information Center,Advising Center (WYLL107), the OMSA Office(WYLL D182), or theSecretary of the Faculty(MOLN D135).Ozone,AirMahagemen~To Be Focus ,oGEarthQ"Ozone and theAirManagemt!il~'Program in Southeastern Wi:seon.sm"will be discussedbystate officillI~",'lOlChicago representative from.Environmental ProteetioIlAgand a sciencereseareherdur!discussion atilhe Urtiver-sit0Wisconsin-Parkside4j.1rilPanelistswillhsection chief;WisNaturalResourceManagement, Mad,assistant prl1fessorParkside;.rohnc~o()Owls, Eagles and VulturesSeen Flying Around In Communication Arts TheatreoJess AndersenGuest WriterAn owl,falcon, and hawkmade flight presentations aver the heads of 350 peo-ple on March 30 in the Communication Arts Theatre.Roger Holloway present-ed "Flight For Survival," aprogram focusing on birdsofprey existing in today's warid and the steps necessaryto save these birds andother endangered species from extinction.Abarn owl named"Lou-al"and a red-tailed hawk named "Sierra" were just two ofthe ten birds displayed. Oneofthe most impressive birdswas a twenty-eight-year-old Golden Eagle named "Kuma,"who mesmerized theaudience with his beauti-.ful golden feathers and his7-1/2foot wing span.Birds of prey playa veryimportant role in our natur-al environment not onlybecausethey-reduce rodentpopulations, but becausethey serve as indicators ofthe condition of our natur-al environment. The WorldBird Sanctuary primarilyfocuses on educating the worid about the importance oftheir preservation. Birds ofprey are coming closer to extinct everyday. The "FlightFor Survival" presentationtalked about how these majestic creatures can besaved.AsHolloway described eachbird ofprey; the audience was fascinated by the way each predator calmly perchedon his arm. These birds cauldfly back and forth over the audience from Roger toLibby Wheary, a Parkside student, who wore a long protective glovewhile each birdperched on herarmaswell.Many ofthe children in theaudience were amazed at the way these birds tookflight. Holloway also tookaCont onpage 2 Parkside OffersFilm InternshipThe University ofWisconsin-Parkside EnglishDepartment will offer stu-dents the chance to experi-ence the production of a the-atrical film beginning inmid-July.Julie King, English SeniorLecturer, will head the .course which will allow 20Parkside students theopportunity to work asinterns on RANDUM Filmand Entertainment's politi-cal comedyNeighbor King.The three credit course,which begins its six weekrun on July 15, will offerstudents positionsinpro-duction, camera, make-up,lighting, and wardrobe.These positions involve cam-era set-up and operation,lighting set-up, set construe-tion,preparationof actors'make-up and clothing, foodservice, acting as "extras,"etc.The class is open to allstudents on a first come,first served basis. No experi-ence isrequired. ProducerMick Wynhoff(America'sDeadliest Home Video )andDirector Mike Jittlov(TheWizard of Speed and Time)will give students a two-day,in-depth lecture on everyaspect offilmmaking andtheir roles in the production,prior to filming.Interested students mustmeet with King, officeComm Arts 254, Ext. 2507,immediately for approvaland summer registrationinformation..Representatives to SpeakonCampusState Representative Robert Wirch,Democrat (Kenosha) and StateRepresentative Bonnie Ladwig, Republican(Racine County) will be speaking to thePolitical Parties and Interest Group class atParkside.Representative Wirch will be speaking onApril 18 and Representative Ladwig onApril 23 at 9:30 a.m. in Molinaro 116.Each representative will be talking abouthislher respective party and how it func-tions in the legislature. They will also betalking about current issues before thestate legislature.Any student who is interested in hearingthe presentations .iswelcome to attend.Birds at ParksideCont frompageIlot of time educating the youngchildren about the impor-tance of how to preserve andprotect these birds.The show was sponsored bythe Racine Zoological Society, the VonSchrader Company and Lambda Pi Eta (the UW-Parkside chapter of the Nation~lCommunication Hanor Society). The purpose ofthe show was to benefit the Racine Zoological Gardens. For more information about these majestic creatures ofnature, write to The World BirdSanctuary, PO. Box 270270,St. Louis, Missouri, 63127,or call (314) 938-6193.Wise graduates joinEducators Credit Unionbeforeleaving campus!Whoacares about yourfinancial needsby offering High Returns on Savings,and Low rates on Student, Car, andHome Loan Rates.Whoaoffers TotallyFree Checking and MasterCardNISA?Wedo. You're part ofthe credit unionfamily. Joining iseasy, and you are amember for life!Tallent Hall Rm. 286595-2150http://www.ecu.com9:30-4:00 Volunteerof the WeekStudents are selected asVolunteer of the Week bytheir altruistic attitudes,the amount of time sharedwithin the community andthe positive impact theirservice has made in thelives of others. This week'svolunteer is GinaSchueneman.Gina is a sophomoremajoring biology with inten-tions of going on to medi-cine. Gina has been activein the volunteer programsince her freshman yearwith the Shalom Center andbecame a weekly volunteerat St. Catherine's Hospital.This year she has becomean active volunteer with theKenosha County MedicalExaminer and VolunteerConnection recruiter.Gina says she loves volun-teering in a medical setting.It gives her the opportunityto learn about what goes onin a hospital and allows herto connect with doctors.Volunteering in the MedicalExaminer's Officehas allowed her toobserve autopsies,and she is excitedthat soon she will beable to help performthem. These experi-ences have taughther many valuablethings that she willbe able to take tomedical school andkeep for life.To Gina volunteer-ing isn't just a learn-ing experience. Shejust likes being withpeople. She said,"1really enjoy helping people."Her Volunteer ConnectionSupervisor, Carol Engberg,supports this by saying,"Gina is a responsible,friendly, conscientious per-son who is easy to workwith."Itis clear that Gina reallywants to help others. Withthe Volunteer Connection,Gina recruits new volun-teers.Gina SchuenemanGina, in addition to thevaluable medical informa-tion she has received, haslearned that smiles andthank yous are enough toknow that people appreciateher help. Gina, here is onemore smile and thank youfor all the help you havegiven to the people aroundyou.Volunteer OpportunitiesRecreational Aide. Instruct inmates at theRacine Correctional Institution how to knit,crochet and sew. Learn how to work in acorrectional institute setting and how towork with a diverse population. Bilingual aplus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office orcall Carmen Kerkman at 886-3214, ext. 593.charts, and various other clerical tasks.Contact Carol in the Volunteer Center orMary Collins at 654-0491.Special Events:Museum Assistant. Sat. April'27, 10:30-noon. Help the Kenosha Museum with theEarth Day Birthday Celebration. Serve cakeor help preschool children with arts andcrafts. Contact Heather at the VolunteerOffice.Beach Cleanup. Sat. April 27, 8:30-noon.Help at Racine beaches. Meet at Lakeview.Contact Heather in the Volunteer Office orWendy at 633-9372.Wilson Elementary Sports Day.Tues. May28, 7:45-11 am. Help with a variety of sportsand activities. Need lots of help.Victim Witness Specialist Intern. Juniors orseniors in criminal justice, sociology, or psy-chology can help at Racine County VictimWitness Program. Volunteers willassist thevictims and witnesses through their involve-ment with the criminal justice system andthrough close contact with the districtAttorney. Contact Carol in the VolunteerOffice.Clerical Assistant. Work with PlannedParenthood in Kenosha filing patient'sreports, answering the telephone and takingmessages, typing, making and inactivatingSee Heather or Carol in the VolunteerOffice, WYLL0-175, inside the CareerCenter, or call 595-2011 .Garth BrooksRocks Milwaukee•Karen DiehlManaging EditorHerndon," Garth drawled,"But I think I can hold myown." He then proceeded toThe concert which took strum the first few notes ofplace on April 13 atthe song, sending the crowdMilwaukee's Bradley Center into a frenzy. After thepresented a fascinating corn- album-version of the songbination of traditionalwas complete, the music grewCountry-Western music and quiet, and Garth told the21st century special effects. crowd that he was in theGarth Brooks, in his third of process of recording a live3 Milwaukee performances, album, and that he betproved himself to be one of Milwaukee would like tothe most energetic perform- have a chance to be onit.ers alive today by holding the The crowd was then prompt-attention of over 30,000 peo- ed to sing the third verse ofpie for more than 2 and a the song, released as a singlehalf hours.from Garth's huge DallasThe show began with two show a few years ago.cowboys strumming guitars Other high points includedbeside an electric campfire. a very emotionalDigital crickets chirped in the "Unanswered Prayers" and abackground and a spotlight heartfelt "We Shall Be Free."full-moon lit the scene. The For just a few minutes, eachpair entertained the crowd by ofthe 30,000 people in thesinging silly country songs auditorium really believed inabout boots and chewing world peace and harmony. Ittobacco.was a feeling I won't soon for-After a half-hour break, the get."Garth-Man" himself took the Garth's encores included anstage. Rising out of a grand- acoustic rendition of Bobpiano, he opened with 'When Seger's "Night Moves," astheOld Stuff was New," the well as his own "She's Everyfirst song off of his most Woman." A foot-stompingrecent album,Fresh Horses."Ain't Going Down" inspiredThe rest of the concert con- Garth to climb one of thesisted almost entirely of rope ladders used by thesongs offThe Hits,a compila- technical crew and jump ontionof Garth's biggest and top of the drummer's cage.best.The concert ended with aOne of the evening's high cover of Don McLean'spoints was a crowd-pleasing "American Pie" which hadrendition of "Friends in Low everyone under the roofPlaces." Garth cleverlyintro-singing along. .duced the song by mentioning The evening proved thathis former acoustic guitar Mr. Brooks is a performerplayer,TyHerndon. He who crosses the boundaries ofexplained that sinceTy'sage, geography and musicaldeparture, he'd taken over genres. He spoke to themost of the acoustic parts hearts of his fans in a wayhimself. "Now I'm noTythat few artists can.~--------------~---c;()&I~ft------------------,,,,-I!$2 OFF PerTireI!On Any Used Tires: Irsthebigmove ... Edhasmoved4: blocks westto3300 • 60th St.... Ed's,: home01the$12tire; mountedandIbalanced FREE. Stop In and say hi:.to Ed.'.. ,irl~$NoLimn. Evnires 5/2196Ij.......::Selling And RepairingI:Tires For Over31YearsI,I:3300-6Olh St. • Kenoshai:.652·5353 :-----------------------------------------------~ He said, She Said...That time ofthe month• Scott MalikSingle SapGee, Karen.Thanks a bunch. Justthe topic I have been looking forwardto writing about. Can I ever show myface in public again? Will I be amarked man?My feelings about PMS are likemost of the male populace, and yet Ican be sympathetic to it because Ihave seen different intensities of it.PMS, IRS, KGB, SWF: these arethe kisses of death. They all useacronyms for personal gain.Q.Why does the IRS audit?A.Because they are the IRS.Q.Why does a woman get crankyevery 28 days?A.Because they have PMS.I have seen some women use PMSto get anything they want. Usuallythe man just goes along because hedoesn't want to confront Satan. "Allright, dear. We'll watch Bridges ofMadison County again-instead of thisnew Schwarzenegger flick." And evenif the flow of emotions isn't heavy,she's happy because she got her wayand she used PMS as an excuse.Now, I'm not saying women do.thisall the time, but I don't believe everywoman is innocent of it.Andwomenknow this because it works!!! Jeez, if Ihad a credit for every time I made amidnight run to Taco Bell or BaskinRobbins for my ex, I'd be... well, I'dbe a math major at Parkside.(Granted, pregnancy is far off fromPMS but the same rules applybecause the mood swings are juSt asunpredictable.) And I went, halfasleep with my hair all ratted, halfmy face sliding off-my skull, wearingmy ~weaters and fuzzy slippers. Ibasically looked like your friendly,neighborhood "can I bum a quarter"guy.But is was either that or I wouldn'teven be allowed to drive past a TacoBell without some subtle remarkabout how "SELFISH I WAS!!!"Soladies, if you want things from thebeau, PMS is a great way to gobecause we are all basically suckersand fall for that every time. "What??You have PMS? I am at your serviceyour majesty. Please ... JUST DON'TKILL ME!!!"And, to all the guys who are stillwith me, PMS is a great time to earnsome brownie points! This would be agreat time to have a unique bunch offlowers sent to her at home or work(don't send roses ...anyone one can dothat. They like it when you get cre-ative). Better yet, take her out for aromantic evening of dinner and a car-riage ride, or a cozy evening by thefire, movie and some wine.But this is a really bad time to tellher that you would rather work onyour car than spend time with her. Orworst of all (and if anyone does thisyou are without my sympathies): tellher you've been feeling constrictedand need more space. Ifthat is thecase ...move! Trust me. I know fromexperience. Hide out in Montana orsomething and learn to live likeGrizzly Adams. Youwill never be safefrom her wrath.So once again kids, we come to theend of another "grrrreat!!" column.Any guys who want to tell me howPMS has ruined their lives can e-mailme atmaliks@it.uwp.edu.Any womenwho wanna kill me or tell where I cango with my opinions can e-mail myfriend Paul at thuriot@it.uwp.edu.• Karen DiehlManaging EditorA woman with PMS is muchlike ... well, like ... Hmm. I guessshe's not much like anything·else on Earth. She's generallyunpredictable, but not always.She's sometimes crabby, but notalways. And she usually getsoverly emotional, but notalways. It has been my experi-ence that men are very irritatedby this lack of consistency infemale behavior. All I have tosay on THAT subject is, if youthink it suckswatchingsomeonewith PMS, just try to imaginebeingsomeone with it.Men will whine about our"abuse" of the aggravatingmonthly condition, claiming weuse it as an excuse, or that wemanipulate poor, ovary-deficientcreatures by bullying them withit. Aw. Poor babies. I feel forthem, really.The truth of the matter isthat men areafraidof PMS.No, really. Everything about thecondition bothers them. Everwalk up to a guy and say, "men-struation?" He'll cringe, I guar-antee it. Men don't like thethought of going through exces-sive amounts of emotionalstress, bloating like a water bal-loon and then windin(;' up inexcruciating pain while bleedingprofusely. It sounds far to ickyto be a natural process. So,rather than admit that womenhave good reason to be crabby,they pretend the whole conditionis in our minds.I once had a male friend ofmine tell me, "Youdon't havePMS. Youjustthinkyou havePMS." Boy, was that a mistake.I proceeded to call him nameswhich would get me arrested insome countries and then burstinto tears. The thing which irri-tated me most was knowing thathe's probably not alone in feelingthat way. How many other menthink women are faking PMS toget their own way, but remain. silent to avoid the wrath ofWoman? The answer to thatquestion scares me.What most men don't under-stand is that having PMS isn'tlike having an ordinary bout ofcrabbiness. It's like having youremotional sensors set toOVERKILL. If the person infront of you snaps their gum onan ordinary day, you'd think toyourself, "Man, that's rude. Iwish he'd stop it." However,should he make the mistake ofdoing so on a PMS day, you'dfind yourself picturing your footmeeting the back of his greasylittle head with a loud, satisfy-ing THWACK! as his limp, life-less body fell to the floor. Andthey say PMS isn't an illness ....In closing, I'd like to ask all ofthe penis-endowed members ofthe human race to have pity onthe rest of us. We don't mean tobe irrational crabs every month,we just can't help it. As soon asmen realize that the only thingworse than having PMS is hav-ing PMS with an insensitiveman around, the world will be abetter place.ObservationsEconomic Insecurity?·C. J. Nelsonmarket since it is a truism that "theAmerican electorate votes with its wal-let". Polling data show that the majori-ty of workers are concerned about theirfutures. Cliche or not, the rich do seemto be getting richer and the poor, poorer.A recent Wisconsin survey showed that theaverage hourly wage is $6.00. Articles in theKenosha Newsbemoan the lack of workers insouthern Wisconsin. What the paper does notsay is that the wage in this area is only $4.50 to$6.00 per hour. That wage is simply not enoughto sustain afamily,A large portion of theunemployed in this area have dependents andthis wage is a joke. In Illinois the averagehourly pay (at least from what I have seen) is$6.00 - $9.00. Local business types wonder whypeople would rather work at Motorola, than atthe Factory Outlet Mall, or the 'dog track.Ocean Spray Cranberries advertised for work-ers recently. They received in excess of 2,000Capitalism is the best economic system everdevised by man. The facts are clear: no othersystem has ever been able to produce the wide-spread prosperity that capitalism has. This .does not mean that a market- based economy isthe incarnation of heaven on earth; far from it.Today in this and other nations we have thereality of widespread economic insecurity (seePat Buchanan) in what economists call a goodeconomy (see Bill Clinton).Almost daily, radio and television shows talkabout the job market. It being an election yearthe politicians are also talking about the jobresumes, tested close to 400, and interviewed200, all to fill ten job vacancies. If my math iscorrect, your odds of getting a job are one intwenty. Commonly jobs have five to seven, ormore, applicants per opening.Downsizing (using a current buzz word) is notnew. The only difference between the IBM,Xerox, and AT&T managers, and manufacturingworkers is that the latter lost their jobs in thelate 1970's through mid 1980's. Small wonderthat opinion surveys indicate that these work-ers have little sympathy for their white collarbrethren now out of work.The rich are walling themselves off from therest of society like the French noblemen of the17th century. While I do not think a corre-sponding reaction by others is likely, I do feelthat this tangible economic insecurity is notgood for out nation and that the possibility ofstrife grows in proportion to it. Don'tbe<:t,,,baby.ReadtheRangerNews.ObservationsThe Lowest on theMoral Food Chain-c.J. NelsonQ:What do you call a thousandlawyers at the bottom of LakeMichigan?A: A good start.Q:What is the difference betweena defense lawyer and a convict?A: You might let your daughtermarry a convict."First we kill all the lawyers." -William Shakespeare.As you can tell from the aboveparagraph I hold the legal profes-sion in minimal regard. Ireserve special contempt for triallawyers who I see as being thelowest thing on the moral foodchain. "Gee C. J., that seems atad bit strident," you say. "Notat all," I answer. In fact I intendto validate my position.Consider Leslie Abramson, oneof the lead lawyers for theMenendez brothers. In the broth-ers' first trial she argued that thebrothers had shot their parents,reloaded and shot them somemore because they had beenabused. She got a hung jury. Asmarter judge did not allow thistripe in the second trial. So Ms.Abramson had her defense shrinkchange his notes. The only prob-lem was that those same noteshad been turned over to the pros-ecution in the first trial. The dis-crepancy was found and the doc-tor admitted that he had beenurged to change his notes. Whenquestioned, Ms. Abramson tookthe Fifth. And if this is notenough, the other Menendezlawyers argued that the convic-tion should be thrown out becausethe brothers had not receivedproper legal counsel. That, ladiesand gentlemen, is chutzpah.Alan Dershowicz argues that atrial is not a search for the truth,that guilt or innocence is immate-rial. If that is the case, what is atrial for? Dershowicz states thathe has defended and won anacquittal for "my murder." Inother words, he got a man heknew was guilty off. This is aman who merits respect? If youlisten to him you see a supremelyarrogant man who belittles any-one who would dare to disagreewith him. After all he is a lawyerand therefore smarter than usmere mortals.Defense lawyers rejoice intelling us how bad the justice sys-tem is. I sometimes wonder if,according to them, anyone is everguilty of committing any crime.This morning it was reported thatthe shyster that represents thealleged Unabomber will argue incourt that his client can not get afair trial anywhere in the nationand therefore any charges shouldbe dropped and no othersbrought. That's serving the causeofjustice, is it not?Just once I would like to see ajudge lock up a trial lawyer whobrings a frivolous lawsuit into hiscourt. The problem is that judgesare lawyers themselves. If youneed anymore convincing thatlawyers are an overall waste,then consider that Hillary Clintonand her husband are bothlawyers. Now you know whyReagan was a better President.How toWhine- Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefNot sure how to whine?As a public service, theRangerNewswill help you out.Whining is one of the greatest plea-sures life has to offer. Shakespearesaid, "Aloaf of bread, a jug andwhine, whine, whine."Seriously, whining is the only waysome people express their displeasureto others. Clearly, it is important thatwe know how to deal with whiners intheir own·habitat.Whining as an art form was devel-oped in the late Hellenistic Age.AsRome gobbled up territories in theBalkans, the overrun Greeks said"Did they have to track mud all o~erthe place? At least Alexander theGreat wiped his feet on the matbefore destroying our land's wealthand 'marrying' our best-lookingwomen. Those Romans are justbarbaric!"Since then, soldiers have whinedabout generals, generals have whinedabout politicians, politicians havewhined about other politicians, etc.ad nauseam. Intuitively, whining haschanged the course of human events.Mostly, it has had a deleterious effecton the diplomatic relations of nations.World War II might not have hap-pened if the German people hadwhined just a little less about theVersailles Treaty. Just a thought.Now for the question-and-answer section:Q.What does all this whining gener-ate, other than hot air?A. Whining can be very beneficial ifyou whine about the right things tothe right people.Ifyou pick yourwhines as carefully as you pick yourfriends, you realize that some whinesare appropriate in a finite number ofsituations.Q.Can you give me an example?A. Yes.Q.Today? ..A. Yes.Itis never appropriate towhine to me about something I'mdoing wrong.Q.How are you supposed to learnwhat offends other people?A.Ifit offendsme, it must offendoth-ers.Q.And if it offends others?A.So?Q.Is it appropriate to whine aboutMadonna being pregnant by a manwho was not, is not and will not beher husband?A. Yes. If Madonna's behavior sur-prises you and specifically harms you,you have every right to whine. Justdon't do it to me.Q.Is it all right to whine that BillClinton takes credit for the goodthings done by the RepublicanCongress?A.Ifyou are Newt Gingrich or one ofthe pod people, yes.Q.Can I whine that my communica-tion teacher just doesn't understandme?A.No.Q.I was totally put out by last week'sRanger Newssaying the story contin-ued on page two when it was reallyon page four. Can I whine about that?A. Did you find the story eventually?Q.Yes.A.No, you cannot whine about that.Whine about something big.Something meaningful.Q.But Jim, you say you hate whiningabout little stuff. Aren't-you justwhining about other people's whin-ing?A.Yes,but I have only two issues leftas Editor-in-Chief. This had to be said.Shakespeare 'ToBe' CelebratedDuring Parkside DinnerA Shakespeare Birthday Dinner,commemorating the 432nd birth-day of William Shakespeare, will .be held at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside on April 2l.The buffet dinner is sponsoredby the Teaching ShakespeareResource Center and the RegionalStaff Development Center. Tomake reservations for the dinner,call 595-2002 or 595-2498.The featured speaker will beMary Roland, a formerWashington Park High SchoolEnglish teacher. According toAndrew McLean, director of theTeaching Shakespeare ResourceCenter, Roland has excited manyarea students about the works ofShakespeare."Mary is one ofthe area's bestShakespeare teachers and she hasinspired hundreds of students toenjoy Shakespeare's works duringher years at Park High School,"said McLean.Other entertainment during theprogram will include readings andperformances of Shakespeare'sworks. MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 26, April 18, 1996 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-GB Fourth Estate Columnist Draws Fire Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 THEVOLUME 24 • ISSUE 27 • APRIL 25, 1996ESTABLISHED 1972Whatcba,UW-GBFourthEstateColumnist Draws Fireindividuals."Unfortunately, this wasblown way out of.proportion.by certain individuals oncampus,"said Kaisler. "OUfstudent government hasbeen out to get it (the col-umn) since day one.""They got on their soap-box and blasted the admin-istration and blasted us."The Associated Press,USAToday,the MilwaukeeJournal-Sentinel,and tele-vision stations inMilwaukee and Madisonpicked up the story. InUSATodaylast week, Krol madean apology for his column.Kaisler apologized for poorthe recent videotaped policebeating of illegal immi-grants who had crossed theUnited States border andbegan throwing objects atpolicemen."Krol started offthe col-umn with 'hit 'em harder.'He just said 'those immi-grants.' He didn't say allimmigrants. For all weknow, they could have beenCanadian immigrants," saidCory Kaisler, editor-in-chiefof theFourth Estate.Krolalso wrote that taxpayers'will have to buy morebatons for law enforcement.On the same date, his state-ment on the Unabomber asbeing a Bonnie-and-Clyde-type hero has upset some• Kristine HansenNews EditorEven college newspapercolumnists have to keepwithin certain limits.This is what Matt Krollearned after students atthe University of Wisconsin-Green Bay became outragedat his April11column,which was meant to besatirical.Krol, managing editor oftheFourth Estate,UW-Green Bay's student news-paper, started a columntitled"Kate'sColumn" lastspring. In his April11col-umn, Krol commented onPolice ForumFrank Johnson, a Racinepolice officer, the event washeld in Union 207. ChiefRobert Deane of the Univer-sity Police, University OfficerMarlene Schlecht, TeriJacobson (PSGA President),and several other membersof the campus communitywere on hand."Wejust decided to gettogether because there were• Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefThe Parkside StudentGovernment Association(PSGA) held a forum onApril 25 for students toexpress their concerns aboutcampus police.Moderated by JeanneSanchez, President ProTempore of PSGA, andCant on p.2IUnited Council elects New PresidentCant on p.2be actively recruited andretained in the UW Systemto ensure diverse represen-tation on campusesthroughout the state," saidDavid C. Stacy, this year'sUnited Council president. 'Students also discussed atlength the complicated issueof needs assessment for dis-tance technology, and how itwill affect the quality ofeducation provided-partic-ularly at many of the small-er UW System campuses. Inthe past, when the United. Council called for a needsassessment for a recentlyimposed technology fee, theBoard ofRegents turnedstudents away.The General Assemblyof UW-Green Bay,where heserved as vice president ofthe student body andDirector ofTraining andDevelopment ofthe pro-gramming board.Among the many items onthe agenda was the factthat the well-publicized 21stCentury study neglected toreaffirm the Regents' long-time commitment to diversi-ty: Traditionally, the Boardof Regents has been sup-portive of recruitment andretention of underrepresent-ed students through suchsuccessful programs asDesign for Diversity."It is the key to the cre-ation of a well-rounded uni-versity community that tra-ditionally underrepresentedstudents, faculty and staffNearly 100 student lead-ers from across the stateconverged on the campus ofthe University ofWisconsin-Madison on April 16 for afive and a half hour annualmeeting of the UnitedCouncil of UW System stu-dents.Students in attendancedebated and discussed theirconcerns regarding the UWSystem Board of Regents'21st Century study, andelected current LegislativeAffairs Director Timothy L:Casper as the UnitedCouncil president for 1996-97.Casper defeated AcademicAffairs Director KristiWinters, with 53 votes incomparison to her 32 votes.Casper is a 1995 graduatejerryCovelli;Unsung Heroand retired from the UnitedAuto Workers Local 72 inKenosha, Covelli stopped inat TheRanger Newsofficeto express his concerns forParkside in general, andstudents today in particu-lar."When I worked so hardto put together Bill 38S (thebill that called for the for-mation of a college in theRacine-Kenosha area(which became Parkside), I• Barb ChurchillRanger Staff"The Republicans don'twant you to think, theydon't Want an informed pop-ulace, because thinking peo-ple won't vote for them."These are the words ofJerry Covelli, one of themen who was instrumentalin the formation of theUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside. Now 82 years oldCant on p.8Cant on p.3 GreenBayfrom ICommunicationsStudents to Edit Book• Jason PruittGuest WriterStudents in theCommunication andSocialization course are helpingto prepare a new book for theclass. Professor Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz is allowing the studentsto recommend which articlesthey find appropriate for thebook.Leeds-Hurwitz, instructor ofthe course, would like to revisethe textbook she is currentlyusing,ChildhoodSocialization,by Gerald Handel, because it isbecoming outdated. Leeds-Hurwitz has been in contactwith Handel.about revising thebook and will most likely be ajoint author of the revised ver-sion.Students are required to reada wide variety of articles dealingwith children and the factorsForum from 1Imultiple student complaints," said Jacobson.The complaints centered on the treatmenttowards students of different ethnic groups atfunctions in the Union, according to Sanchez,who also chairs the PSGA Social IssuesCommittee."Students would be at dances, and they would-n't be treated in the right way," said Sanchez.Jacobson, too, wishes to avoid that"adversan.al attitude" sometimes present in the interactionbetween a student and an officer. Tothat end,both Sanchez and Jacobson with the results ofthe forum."Everyone had very productive comments,"said Jacobson. "No one was purposefully deroga-tory." ."Itwent really well," said Sanchez. "I was kindof worried at first."Students voiced their concerns about policepersonal skills and questioned current policiesabout organization events.''We asked questions about policies," saidJacobson. "Chief Deane was very helpful andvery receptive. He had no idea that these thingshad happened, and he said theyshouldn't be happening."There was a general agreement that in orderto improve the relationships between officersand students, each must compromise."The badge sometimes gets in the way of com-munity policing," said Sanchez. "They should getto know each other and build rapport."that influence socialization, suchas family, school, and friends.Pupils will write up a critique ofeach article they read to deter-mine its appropriateness for theclass and for undergraduatestudy in communication."Itreally is fun and it makesyou feel like you are influencingother students down the road bypicking the best articles for themto read in the book," a studentfrom the class said. "I think itmakes students feel importantwhen they are asked their opin-ion by someone who has a greatdeal of education."This is not the first time Leeds-Hurwitz has asked students forinput into a text book. Lastsemester, in the InterculturalCommunication course, Leeds-Hurwitz compiled a required text-book for the class that consisted ofcase studies ofinterculturalencounters written up byher students.Whoocares about your financial needsby offering High Returns on Savings,and Low rates on Student, Car, andHome Loan Rates.Whoooffers TotallyFree Checking and MasterCardNISA?Wedo. You're part of the credit unionfamily. Joining iseasy, and you are amember for life!Wise graduates joinEducators Credit Unionbeforeleaving campus!Tallent HoB Hm. 2R6595-2150judgment in approving the col-umn."Kato's Column" ended April 18with Krol's published apology.But, "we're getting letters frompeople who are upset we'repulling the column," said Kaisler."More people are on our side thanagainst us. My father calls it 'thesilent majority." Ten of the 12letters to the Editor are in sup-port of Krol's column. One ofthem is from the editor of a localSpanish-speaking newspaper.Some minority students hadplanned to boycott theFourthEstate,but there will still beissues on April 25 and May 2."When I took this job (editor-in-chief), I planned to print untilMay 2 and we're going to dothat," said Kaisler. About stop-ping the newspaper from print-ing, Kaisler said, "I don't thinkso, unless they try to find a wayto pull our funding.""There are some people who areactually thinking on this campus,and some who aren't. Needless tosay, it's been a fun week."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~. ----.-I:_~-http://www.ecu.com9:30-4:00d MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 -Interview with the formerViolent Femmes drummerpage 3page 5S{M!zt4-Not one, but two heartfeltgoodbye columns- Rangers at Olympic Trials- New Athletic Directorpage 6-7The Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-ParksideVOLUME 24 • ISSUE 28 • SUMMER 1996ESTABLISHED 1972HansenNamed Editor- Jim HendricksonEditor-in-ChiefItrRecruitment from throughout thecampus is a priority issue for KristineHansen, the student designated as1996-97 Editor-in-Chief of theUniversity of Wisconsin-ParksideRanger News."I'd like to make some contacts inthe other majors,' said Hansen. "Thepaper is for everyone."In selecting section editors, Hansenis looking for: "People with writingexperience, especially news writing, aninterest in journalism, and an eager-ness to learn."Hansen was elected on April 19 bythe executive board of the newspaper.Her qualifications include previousexperience as a staff writer and newseditor with theRanger News,aninternship with the RacineJournal-Times,and a newscaster on WONCFM 89 radio in Naperville, Illinois.Hansen, a senior with an Englishmajor and a minor in environmentalstudies, transferred in the fall of 1995from North Central College inNaperville.Hansen's goal is a career in printjournalism. With theRanger News,Hansen covered such topics as thereorganization of the teacher educa-tion department, the relocation ofStudent Health Services, the ultimate->Kristine Hansen,New Editor-in-ChiefJim Hendrickson,Outgoing Editor-in-ChiefNeither Hendrickson nor Diehl will beon"theRanger Newsstaff because theyare pursuing other goals after gradua-tion. Hendrickson will attend graduateschool at the University ofMassachusetts in the fall, and Diehlhas obtained employment as a techni-cal writer and computer supportstaffer.Ranger Newsis accepting applica-tions for news editor, entertainmenteditor, business manager and assistantbusiness manger. Call Hansen orHendrickson at 595-2287.ly unsuccessful attempt to organize asecond newspaper at Parkside, andpublic service internship opportunitiesavailable through the university.Chris Sandstrom, UW-Parksidemusic major andRanger Newslayouteditor, also applied to become Editor-in-Chief. Hansen has since chosenSandstrom as Managing Editor, theposition with the second highest levelofresponsibility on the newspaperstaff.Jim Hendrickson and Karen Diehlwere the 1995-96 Editor-in-Chief andManaging Editor of theRanger News.School of Business Receives National AccreditationGood FairWeather?- April SchoenbergFeature EditorThe University ofWisconsin-Parkside is host-ing the "Arts and CraftsFair" on June 22. The fairwill be held outside onParkside's lawn and side-walk area near the CARTbuilding.The fair will include 200booths with a wide variety ofitems from quilts to hand-made wooden objects. Someof the proceeds from the fairwill be used to provide stu-dents with scholarships.Many music students havevolunteered to work for thefair including Eric Pelkywho said,"Itis a lot of fun towork at the fair, but theywork us pretty hard!"Students set up booths andprepare the grounds themorning ofthe fair. .Departmental SecretaryRoberta Odegaard said, "Alot of work goes into thepreparation of this event."With the weather's cooper-ation the fair is scheduled tobegin at 10 a.m. and end at4 p.m. Odegaard said, "Weanticipate a large turnoutand hope that it will be assuccessful as it has been inthe past."Members of the BusinessAdvisory Board who havebeen active in positioningthe UW-Parkside School ofBusiness for accreditationare:- Richard Caskey, vicepresident and general man-ager, power tools, Snap-OnTools, Incorporated,Kenosha;_ Jerry Schwallier, chair-man, Business Advisory .Board; president, BankOne, Wisconsin, NA;• Deni Naumann, commer-cial director, NorthAmerica Professional, S.C.Johnson Wax, Racine. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Victory for women's soccer team Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , _ UNI,VERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 21, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1973 'Inside (II - C CU E e NEWS: State Rep. Jim Kreuser Visits Parkside... page 2 . FEATURE: New Faces on Campus page 6 ENTERTAINMENT: C.D. Reviews pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I sO LL ->- SO ~ u .- > &XE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 21, 1995 S.. . UI 0 - LL ~ >-E ~ 0 ~ u ·- > E RI ~ s.. GJ u u 0 U) -inside NEWS: State Rep. Jim Kreuser Visits Parkside... page 2 FEATURE: New Faces on Campus ... page 6 ENTERTAINMENT: C.D.-Reviews ... pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I ESTABLISHED 1973 Kreuser Visits Parkside • Pamela Bradshaw . News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good.news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed'..." and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. Thebad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. • Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment)" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, "It seems we have more students working a couple of jobs ...a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more adminFive of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian .Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. ''We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough ...to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their representatives is to vote. Safety Director named ~ • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He' spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equivalent of a computer science minor from Carthage College in Kenosha, and is currently a member -or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society Of Safety EngineersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Dan Holcomb made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several hundred people," he said. Madison, Wisconsin Area Safety Council. With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Professional, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - lSI, Holcomb has recently Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excellent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaigo strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 --- Kreuser Visits Parkside Safety Director named • Pamela Bradshaw News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed ... " and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. The bad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment]" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. "It seems we have more students working a couple of istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equiv- · alent of a computer sci- jobs ... a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. "We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough .. . to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their ence minor from Carthage Madison, Wisconsin Area College in Kenosha, and is Safety Council. made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several h undred people," he said. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more admin- representatives is to vote. currently a member-or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society of Safety En.gin.eersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Profession al, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - ISi, Holcomb has recently Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Five of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excel- . lent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaign strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 It Meet Officer Eckert •Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as-a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police Science at Gateway College and later became a graduate of the Police Academy of Milwaukee .Area Technical College. Eckert has been involved with the Kenosha Police Explorers since 1987 and is currently a senior advisor with the post of 23 members. His future plans are to stay within law enforceRonald Eckert ment, "I find law enforcement interesting. It's not always the same with the different people you meet and with each different scenario," said Eckert. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Police patrols only the Parkside campus jurisdiction. RANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad , Amy Fiebig Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor i Writers: i Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, jl Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. . Photo Editor I Karl Liebe I , Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. Student turns Teacher •Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the International Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change lithe outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Meet Officer Eckert • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police ---=====-=------= Science at Gateway Ronald Eckert College and later became a ment, "I find law enforcegraduate of the Police ment interesting. It's not Academy of Milwaukee always the same with the Area Technical College. different people you meet Eckert has been involved and with each different with the Kenosha Police scenario," said Eckert. Explorers since 1987 and is The University of currently a senior advisor Wisconsin-Parkside Police with the post of 23 mem- patrols only the Parkside hers. campus jurisdiction. His future plans ~re to stay within law enforceRANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale Al Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad Amy Fiebig Writers: Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. Photo Editor Karl Liebe Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. StudentturnsTeacher • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she . completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the Internaliuual Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change "the outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are · many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. AIOS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALKWISCONSIN brought all ofthese together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a 10K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President AI Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs .. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to give participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteering on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of WIsconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. AIDS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALK WISCONSIN brought all of these together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a l0K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President Al Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to gi·ve participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, tnber 21. 1995 • page 4 along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteer~ ing on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. The weather is getting cooler, but the heat is on at Tanlines! NEW BULB BWWOUT Come see & feel the difference ... Coming in MidSeptember! Back to school specials: $3.00 Super Session $3.50 Ultra Session Offer valid through 9/30/95. For the Ultimate Attitude Adjustment 2719 18th St. Glenwood ~~::'!~ Crossings 551-7775 Observations They~ave Theirs • C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.!. Bill programs. Each would nOWlike to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren payoff my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. Apathy What Parkside Does Best • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist " My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside l; Student Government, Vice ! President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of " CIA,PAW,GLO, and B&RC. " After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population ii of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After , the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecoming-- and not for lack of effortofthe nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone . feels like doing something constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also,for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I . understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because We don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLLD-139C), or Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they goto a party or to a job. Then they go home. Ifwe all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL DI39A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! EDITORIAL POLICY In Re: Obituary To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of senseBut what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a Youthink of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a parical unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us . scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the comed children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If,if, if... The world is care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by relibring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judgdoomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? Iy unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. aside, every child should be What about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. e-mailed to hendriej by l:J am TIle Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Observations In Re: • C.J. Nelson They ·~ave Theirs Obituary Ranger Co1umnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.I. Bill programs. Each would now like to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student Apathy loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren pay off my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of sense- But what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a You think of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a partcal unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us · scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the corned children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If, if, if ... The world is What care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. Parkside Does Best natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by reli- • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside Student Government, Vice President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of CIA, PAW, GLO, and :B&RC. After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population 1 of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After ' the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecom- ,' ing-- and not for lack of effort of the nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone , feels like doing something ~ constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also, for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I -understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because we don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they go to a party or to a job. Then they go home. If we all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL D139A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! bring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judg- doomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? ly unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. What aside, every child should be about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. EDITORIAL POLICY e-malled to hendncJ by 9 am the Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C), or Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Volunteer Opportunltles ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- , bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D·111the Math club will have it's first meeting ofthe year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.' Itseems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave 'conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine/camels. The will called for one half of the : I ; i,/ II camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the camels would be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3'00'are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I . I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? i!Wi,I;i[iiiji1liJY_iilill!&wmIJI'tlli"it.',',,'- ~i"""~;",,R£rgtl:mtMtfi.ltfI,_,.; __, ,__, d. ~. 1995·pa Volunteers of the Week Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7p.m. New Faces at Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old Son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons, "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." c I· Volunteer Opportun•ities ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- . bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D-lll the Math club will have it's first meeting of the year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.· It seems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine 1camels. The will called for one half of the camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the cameis wouid be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3, ... are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I - I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? . IL ... 't21.1995 • pa Volunteer$ of the Week Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the •. / .. . .... . ~ Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7 p.m. New Faces at Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons ' "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... »: -, .-....... Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. . (When classes are in session) Admissions Molinaro D-111 Advising WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier ... WYLL D-193 Educational and CareerDevelopment ... WYLL D-175 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records WYLL D-187 Student Life/University Activities ... Union 209 Student Health and Counseling ... Molinaro D-115 Answers to Math Club Puzzle f$!)-oflf-y()u~-n~xt----------l !Ranger purchase' l ~-------------------------------~ CD Review White Zombie oTyWilda Entertainment Editor Out ofthe wastelands of a Texas nightmare, the genealogy of circus freaks and the dark trappings of Satanic rock and roll springs the mumblings, gibberings and yowlings of White Zombie's latest release, AstroCreep: 2000. The theme here is evil. Mindless, droning, unrelenting evil. Heavy on drums and bass with vocals that range from a quaalude-induced grumble to a speed freak's rap, the sound of Zombie aims at bone shattering. Lyrically, the songs are a mishmash of Satanism, nihilism, slasher flick and post-apocalyptic vision. What are they about? Essentially nothing more than shock. By deleting the odd use of f"*k here and there, there is no doubt that the CD could lose the parental advisory, even though the songs would lose none of their intensity or shock value. But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo jod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astra-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astra-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. ' GETTING BACK TO NATURE °Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student: After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... . .- / ............ .,· -✓ Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions .. . Molinaro D-111 Advising ... WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier . . . WYLL D-193 Educational and Career Development . . . WYLL D-17 5 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs ... WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records ... WYLL D-187 Student Life/University Activities ... Union 209 Student Health and Counseling ... Molinaro D-115 Answers to Math Club Puzzle 15s-01t-YOtir-nexl---------1 !Ranser Purchase i ~-------------------------------~ CD Review White Zombie •Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor Out of the wastelands of a Texas nightmare, the genealogy of circus freaks and the dark trappings of Satanic rock and roll springs the mumblings, gibberings and yow lings of White Zombie's latest release, AstroCreep: 2000. The theme here is evil. Mindless, droning, unrelenting evil. Heavy on drums and bass with vocals th;:1.t range from a quaalude-induced grumble to a speed freak's rap, the sound of Zombie aims at bone shattering. Lyrically, the songs are a mishmash of Satanism, nihilism, slasher flick and post-apocalyptic vision. What are they about? Essentially nothing more than shock. By deleting the odd use of f"*k here and there, there is no doubt that the CD could lose the parental advisory, even though the songs would lose none of their intensity or shock value. But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in_ metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo fod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astro-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astro-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. GETTING BACK TO NATURE • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student." After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • TyWilda Entertainment Editor .The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands of a gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best 'capture the spirit of Alanis , Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good -, enough/To make us proud." "YouLearn" is an epistle to learning things the hard '''ay, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first, single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena.of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, snu keeps yuu captured. A .Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18. Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thougfits The Ranger Entertainment section Will be featunng the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photogra- '" phy, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration AsR for Iy Wlida, Entertainment Editor. I VIRGO (Augu&t 23 • September 22) Success is righl around the corner tor you. It's time 10 get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop. but plan 10r your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up today! ARIES (March 21 • Apr;r 19) Today Is 1he day 10 make your move I A Career advisor can help point you In the right direction. Yoor lucky numbers are 595·2452. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) This morning Is a good time for sening goalS. Pick a major or start making some career plans. A career counsek:lr can help - find one! (HINT: The Career Center) GEMINI (May 21 - Juna 21 J QUit procrastinating and slart thinklng aboul your futuro. The lime is now 10 focus on career issues. Seek advice in the Career Genler. C595-2452) Perhaps an internship is the place to start CANCER (June 22 - JlIly 22) something you hadn't counted on could enter the equalion (hit:;week and change tNngs considerably. II's time 10 seek gutdance. Share your COncerns with a prctesslooal who knows about the world 01 work! (HINT: Oalt the Career Centar 595-2452) LEO (JlAy 23 - AU9ust 22) Find an enthusiastic person 10 talk So aboul your career goals (HINT: call Julie Anding in the Career Center) or il you're searching for a new job, this person could give you a bet leer. (HINT: Jo Ann Goodyaar) LIBRA (September 23 • October 23) This morning a development could make your life easier. Talk.lo a fnenu. or better yet. a career planning peeressJOnal about yqur goals. (For an appointment call 59S~2452. SCORPIO (October 24· Novamber 21) Conrused about what direction your life Is taklng'? Seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your Opportunities will increase greaUy. SAGITTARIUS (Novamber 22· Docomber 21) It's time to get a clear Idea of what you should be doing. In the monUlS ahead you will take big steps in thai direc1ion. Seek guidance from an expert - Caf1595-2452 tor an appointment. CAPRICORN (O""'lmber 22 • January 19) You have a dazzling personality -. use h to your advSllage. Take the Myers-Brig;s type indicator and find ou1 how. Details in the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 - FabAlary 16) Exploration is your nature this week. The anSWBfSto your career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden pctenuat (HINT: See Carol Engbe(9) PISCES (February 19 - March 20) You Bfe taeling like a 'ish out 01water with no career direction. Help is aVailable. Take the initiative. Maybe try a new part-time joQ (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center (414) 595-2542 CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands ofa gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best ·capture the spirit of Alanis Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good enoughtro make us proud." "You Learn" is an epistle to learning things the hard ·"aY, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, islw keeps you captured. A Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18 . Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thoughts The Ranger Entertainment section will be featuring the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photography, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration in our new section. Ask for Ty Wilda, Entertainment Editor. -------~'- Horoscope ARIES (March 21 - ,a.prn 19) Today Is 1he day to make your move! A Car99r advisor can help point you In the right direction. Your lucky numbers are 595-2452. TAURUS (April 20 • May 20) This morning Is a good time for setting goals. Pick a major or start making some career plans. A career counselor can help - flnd one! (HINT: The Career Center) GEMINI (May 21 - June 21) Quit procras1inaling and slart thinking about yol/f future. The time is now to focus on career issues. Seek advloe in the Career Center. (595-2452) Perhaps an internship is the place lo start. CANCER (June 22 • Jt~Y 22) Something you hadn't counted on could enter the equalion this week and change things considerably. It's time to seek guidance. Snare your concerns with a professional who knows about the world ol work! (HINT: Call the Career Center 595-2452) LEO (JLAy 23 - August 22) Find an enthusiastic person to talk lo about your career goals {HINT: call Julie Anding in the Career Center) or ii you're searching for a new job. this person could give you a hot lead. (HINT: Jo Ann Goodyear) VIRGO (August 23 - September 22) Success is right around the corner for you. It's time to get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop, but plan for your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up 1odayl LIBRA (September 23 • October 23) This morning a development could make your lite easier. Talk lo a fr,end. or betler yet. a career planning pcofessional about your goals. (For an appoilllmenl call 595-2452. SCORPIO (October 24 • November 21) Confused about what direction your life Is tal<lng? seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your oPportunities will increase greatly. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 • December 21) It's time to get a clear ld9a of what you should be doing. In the months ahead you wlll take big steps in that direction. Seek guidance trom an expert - can 595-2452 for an appointment. CAPRICORN (Oec&mber 22. January 19) You have a dazzling personality •· use II to your adV5'tage. Take the Myers-Briggs type indicator and find oul how. Details In the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 • February 18) Exploration is your nature this week. The answers lo Y~ career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden potential. (HINT: See Carol Engberg) PISCES (February 19 • March 20) You are feeling like a lish out of water with no career direction. Help is available. Take the initiative. Maybe try a l'l8W part-time job (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center ( 414) 595-2542 eta fJatendaria "By eAmy fhtefcer and cAnna "Bosco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m, $201$18 student/senior citizen. . National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist, Frederick Winters will be shown today, This amazing show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! Itis the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a.m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia··Nationai Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre Recruitment Fair--l0 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday,September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mereoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music CART DIl8. Concert_ Brass' Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun," playing a mix of covers ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Bam Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Genna Go My Way," "YMCA"and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an Brass Bullit will be energetic and hypnotic exploding on stage at 9:00 stage show. A groovin' time at the Union Square. Free is promised to all who enter admission for Parkside stuthis band's dance zone. dents and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • TyWilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack of love and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with ~ titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "As Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on the CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't get enough of. HAIL TO HE KING Hurting people isn't a good thing ...well sometimes it is. Sly Stallone Pa <3alendaria '13~ c:.Am1 f!ucler and e,.4nna '13osco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m. $20/$18 student/senior citizen. · National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist Frederick Winters will be shown today. This amazing ' show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! It is the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a .m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia--National Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre - Recruitment Fair--10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday, September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mercoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music, CART DUS. Concert- Brass Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun " playing a mix of covers ' ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Barn Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Gonna Go My Way," "YMCA" and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an energetic and hypnotic stage show. A groovin' time is promised to all who enter this band's dance zone. Brass Bullit will be exploding on stage at 9:00 at the Union Squar e. Free admission for Parkside students and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • Ty Wilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack oflove and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. HAIL TO HE They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "AB Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on th e CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't. get enough of. Hurting peo - ple isn't a good thing . . . wel l someti mes i t is. KING Sly Stallone Heat and Humidity Hurt Cross Country • AI Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot.' The men's cross country team doesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even ·breSk 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The team actually started out very strong. Andy Sarnow, 'Dave Sheriff and Brian Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped out," added Rosa. . In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the "heat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because they lay in pain or throwing up. The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers faced. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bark was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bark proclaimed himself "The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a while, But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (l7th out of 33 teams). . "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: 74. Dave Sheriff 28:10 82. Bernie Radobickey 28:19 104. Sean Burwell 28:50 116. Jesse Decker 28:59 119. Al Heppner 29:03 141. Steve Miller 29:30 145. Josh Osinga 29:35 199. Brian Borkowski 29:45 204. Shane Carr 29:51 207. Dave Dominguese 29:52 247. Dan Koch 30:39 Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf. Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year _the . Rangers will compete as a part of the "-Great Lakes ValleyConference(GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 74 but was disappointed afterward. "1 made 5 birdies during the round, but 1 also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, . while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior 'Ibm Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heitreplied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat"· (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. Lbelievs that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots ofthe lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ens" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Heat and Huniidity Hurt Cross Country • Al Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot. ' The men's cross country team 4oesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even · · break 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers fac~d. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bork was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bork proclaimed himself"The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a The team actually started out while, very strong. Andy Sarnow, Oave Sheriff and Bri~ Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (17th out of 33 teams). Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: · out," added Rosa. · 74. 82. 104. 116. In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the Ji-eat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. 119. 141. 145. . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because t_hey lay in pain or throwing up. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. 199. 204 . 207. 247. Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year .the _ Rangers will compete as a part of the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 7 4 but was disappointed afterward. "I made 5 birdies during the round, but I also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, · while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior Tom Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heit replied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could Dave Sheriff 28:10 Bernie Radobickey 28:19 Sean Burwell 28:50 Jesse Decker 28:59 Al Heppner 29:03 Steve Miller 29:30 Josh Osinga 29:35 Brian Borkowski 29:45 Shane Carr 29:51 Dave Dominguese 29:52 Dan Koch 30:39 all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat" (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. l believe that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots of the lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ons" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAJANational Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's AI Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally 'came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA)20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Ranger Picks o Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins ) o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fool you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off," Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a.head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. Parkside had a try at finishing .the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over KC Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.YJets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: oAI Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over New Orleans Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of close games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. "We played well earlier in the game but wejust could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation; said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss ofWoodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) .,. After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters ag-ainst the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Bam Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell, Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! ::....:---------------------.,--------------------------- ......------+------ Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Ranger Picks Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAIA National Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's Al Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally ·came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA) 20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fo_ol you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off." Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime • Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over K.C Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y.Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: •Al Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over New Orleans , Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y. Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of clos~ games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. Parkside had a try at finishing _the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. ''We played well earlier in the game but we just could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation," said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss of Woodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his' injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters against the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Barn Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell. Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! .,;, ~ V) - - ~-------~-~--=--- OPPORTUNITY Now you can become a doctor in an easier, economical and faster way. For further details contact: Dr. Muhammad Sarwar Khan Tel/Fax (414) 553-9108. SPRING BREAK '96 SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH & GO FREE!!! 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'"VI".· ..·.·..·.... iP.... ~ :'" r , VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 4 • SEPTEMBER 28, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1973 Inside: Ranger photo by Michelle Miloslavic Latinos inThe Fine Arts ... Love (or something) must be in the air... page 4 Showgirls Review ... pageB Haines breaks record page II page 2 Alcohol Awareness Week ... page 2 l- _ ews page 2 • September 28 1995 Latinos Unidos A Great Educational Experience • Michelle Miloslavic Staff Writer On Friday, September 22, Latinos Unidos held its first conference at Parkside. The day-long event, entitled "Latinos in the Fine Arts: Mainstreamed and Maintaining our Identities", consisted of a general session which featured guest speaker Tess Arenas, assistant to the president for multicultural affairs of UW- Systems, and two workshops led by lead- ers of the southeastern Wisconsin Latino community. , The objective of the conference accord- ing to Edwardo D. Vargas III, member-at- large, Latinos Unidos, "... it was a won- derful opportunity for the student body to learn about the vast Latino culture in which we all may have a role. Hopefully, this will be an annual or biannual event." Along with keynote speaker Tess Arenas' presentation on Latino poetry were five other presenters. During the morning workshop, there were two teach- ers from Parksille giving two different presentations: Gabriela Cambiasso, Spanish lecturer, on literature and lan- guage in the Hispanic world, and Dr. Francisco Rios, assistant professor of teacher education, on Chicano literature. The third presentation in the morning was more of a hands-on demonstration presented by Alma Gonzales-Radky from the United Community Center in Milwaukee, in which Gonzales-Radky taught students traditional folkloric dance. The afternoon workshops consist- ed of two speakers, both from the United Community Center in Milwaukee: Mark Fraire conducted a workshop on dramatic arts and theater and John Jacquez led a workshop on mariachi music. In general, "it was great educational experience and a good opportunity for the community to get involved with the University," said Jesus Farfan, a member of Latinos Unidos. The conference was attended by stu- dents and staff from Parkside and some Hispanic students from Kenosha's Bradford High School and Racine's Park and Horlick High Schools. Although the participants were very enthusiastic, there was some regret about the low attendance. As the president of Latinos Unidos, Alban Anthony Flores expressed, "This was an opportunity for all ofthe community to learn about Latinos in fine arts. I had hoped the cam- pus community would have attended, but was disappointed in their attendance. This showed lack of support outside Latinos Unidos. Overall, this was a very educational experience." The event was organized by all of the officers and members as a group effort, and was hosted by Latinos Unidos vice- president Jorge Figueroa. Jorge said that much energy was expended and he "would like to thank all the Latinos Unidos mem- bers that helped out with the posters, tickets, and everything else ...[as well as] the BSU members that showed their sup- port." Th wind up the event, there was a dance commemorating "EI Grito de Lares," the Puerto Rican Independence Day with Claudio y su Orquestra playing salsa and merengue music. To find out more about Latinos Unidos, stop by their office at OMSA, Wyllie D182 or call them at 595-2643. Alcohol Awareness Wee RANGER NEWS Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, Lyndsay Knoell, Michelle Miloslavic, C.J. Nelson, Jeanne Sanchez Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. .Jeanne Sanchez Staff Writer Within the first six weeks of school, students develop drinking habits that stick with them throughout the school year. The Peer Health Educators want to help students realize how alcohol can effect them for the rest of their lives. Alcohol Awareness Week, from October 2-5, is going to take place to inform stu- dents and faculty about the effects of alcohol and what it does. The PHE will have an information table set up for all in Main Place from Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Michael Zurad Amy Fiebig Amy Tucker Anna Bosco Karl Liebe Writers approximately 10-2 Monda) through Thursday wit information and an activi called Have a Shot With Us There will be a brick wall tell your story about ho alcohol affected your life di played throughout the week To conclude the week' events, PHE is sponsoring dance called DWI (no Driving While Intoxicate but Dancing Withou Intoxication) on the 5th at p.m. in the Union Square Many different events wi happen at the dance, s make sure you don't miss it. Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor I Copy Editor Copy Editor Secretary Calendar Photo Editor editorial page 3 • September 28 1995 Observations Take Me Out to the Ball Game o C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist Baseball fans in Wisconsin may not be singing "Take me out to the ball game" after October 1st.The lease that the Brewers have on County Stadium is over after this particular game. Subsequently, the Brewers will not have a legal obligation to stay in Wisconsin. If they leave, Milwaukee will be only the sec- ond city (after Washington) to losemajor league baseball teams twice. The changing economics (greed?) of baseball has had the Brewers angling for a new play- ground since 1989. A new park PSGA? oTy Wilda Entertainment Editor Given an hour to kill on a Friday and a sick sense of bumor, one might find enjoy- ment in attending a student government meeting. It's kmd of like watching a Comedy Channel presenta- tion of the US Senate pro- ceedings. First, there's the President, Mr. Tom Richie. Elected to the position under questionable circumstances bya large block of votes from the athletic department, his term has thus far been a search for an agenda and a plan. Most recently he has means no mnre money problems, or at least that's what Bud Selig's Brew Crew would have us believe. If the brewers get their new taxpayer-backed toy, they will still be left with the same prob- lems of a small-market team. Only legitimate revenue sharing and labor peace can save base- ball. The game used to have a uni- versal afford ability for everyone. As a boy, $10 would get me down to a Cubs game by train, a decent stay, goodies, back home by train and I still would have change. Has anybody priced a seat lately? No wonder they can't draw an audience or a crowd! Who can afford to go? If the state lawmakers vote to fund a new park, they'll be mak- ing a mistake. If Selig can't make the Brewers profitable, then he should sell it to a Wisconsinite who can. That's the best way to save baseball for Wisconsin. It's irresponsible to make hon- est taxpayers contribute $160 million to a bunch of million- aires. If taxes go up, then put the money where it does some good, like in education. Bud Selig had the class not to tell the citizens of Wisconsin, "My way or the highway." That doesn't mean he needs us to build him a new ball park. I like rocks year. An election is to be held in October, to elect the 9 fall Senate seats. So far, only the timeline for this election has been completed. Petitions for candidacy are supposed to be available Monday, Oct. 9 and due back by Thursday, Oct. 12. The election will be held Wednesday and Thursday, Oct. 18 and 19. No plans as of yet have been made for the second round of elec- tions, should this one go as well as last year's. Parkside will also be the site of a United Council meeting in February of 1996. Some confusion over how exactly to accommodate this meeting still exists as the Senate debates keeping the meeting off campus and con- fined to area hotels ("Please don't let them see this place," said one Senator) or using the abundant, avail- able and cheaper resources of this school. At least half of the current crop of politicians face the prospect of a re-election cam- paign in less than a month. Now may be a good time to check out what student gov- ernment is up to. Maybe even decide you can do a bet- ter job. tried to improve the increas- ingly low campus opinion of PSGA by getting govern- ment involved with PAB in sponsoring entertainment on campus. He has given gov- ernment funds to PAB to help bring acts to campus and has been active in pro- moting these events. He and new senate president pro- tempore, Teri Jacobson, have also been busy promoting government and getting the word out on anti-student leg- islation by speaking at the dorms and in classes. His main nemesis in the senate is the 2 issue senator, Tom Belongia. This Tom is most vocal on an anti- Neumann campaign that has involved letters to the Kenosha News, Ranger and EDITORIAL POLICY Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C), or e-mailed to hendricj by 9 a.m. the Friday before pub- lication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters. on the local areas of the Internet. His other main concern is to oppose Tom Richie on any matter he can find. It's amazing how much nothing he can find to argue with during a senate meet- ing. It's also a wonder how they can get anything done while debating all these petty details just for the sake of argument. In the senate's version of musical chairs, there seems to be constant vacancies in the ranks of government. Last year, most of the judi- cial branch either graduated or quit, and at least one replacement candidate quit rather than deal with the job of senate baby-sitter that the justices have become. Senate vacancies have occurred due to graduation (Jeff Weniger), loss of eligi- bility (Ami Orava), and dis- gust with the current state of the senate (Anthony Flores, Jimmi Nicholson, Gabe Millerd). Of course, the senate lost no time in replacing these positions as quickly and quietly as possi- ble through their extensive search and screen process of asking who had friends available to take the jobs. In the past two weeks, without much ado or fanfare, new senators Casey Green and Julia K. Beaver were sworn in. Also done in this behind- closed-doors, keep-it-quiet atmosphere was the han- dling of last year's botched PSGA raffle. It turns out that a group complaining of the apathy on campus has a problem dealing with apathy in its own ranks. Only approximately 20% of the tickets necessary to pay for the raffle were sold. Senate first extended the time limit on the raffle last spring, but was still unable to meet the goals of the project. They then let the raffle lapse through the summer in vio- lation of state gaming laws, and yet did not find a way to rectify the situation. The first three meetings of the year had votes concerning the raffle before the floor, as the Senate waffled on the decision between complying with state law and saving their own public image. In the end, the raffle has been canceled and plans to refund ticket money are being drawn up. Uncertainty still remains, however, in exactly how to act. PSGA has two big projects coming before them this Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 4, September 28, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Recruitment Fair Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 5 • OCTOBER 5, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1972 Recruitment Fair \ \ VVomen on VVelfare • Kimberly Barskaitiki Staff Writer What is your mental picture ofthe typi- cal woman on welfare? You may think of the stereotypical "welfare queen." Welfare advocates claim state Republicans are manipulating such stereo- types in the quest to cut government bud- get deficits and reduce the public debt. . UW system faculty and students are involved in educational projects aimed at combatting stereotypes and rhetoric dam- aging to the poor. Professor Anne Statham of the Sociology department is the Outreach Administrator of the statewide Women and Poverty Education Initiative (WPPEI). She is involved in conferences focused on the issues and writes grant proposals for WPPEI projects. In June, Statham obtained for WPPEI a $10,000 grant to produce a video called In Our Own Image. It will reveal the realities of women living in poverty. Portraying working and non-working poor women, it will help to dispel some of the myths of welfare. The premiere screening of the video is planned for late December. (See related article.) The video will give a voice to the poor, usually excluded in the media. ''We need to be sure affected women's voices are heard," Statham believes. Poverty is reflected in the class divisions of our society. This often creates "a lot of hurt feelings and misun- derstandings between poor and middle-to- upper class women." "Public opinion is not reflected in welfare reform proposals," says Statham. Surveys show that most people think welfare reform should include work training and education. They also want AFDC to remain at current rates. However, explains Statham, this is not what is being proposed in one of Governor Thompson's nationally recognized propos- by Derek Bishop A great "no impact" way to exercise. And no swimming skills needed here, except for you. Aquacize is open to students and staff at no charge, the key four letter word here is-FREE. A free way to become healthy, a free way to recap- Join the Club als, "Wisconsin Works" (W-2). In fact, this proposal will have detrimental effects on women in poverty. Since W-2 is entirely work based, it elimi- nates all cash assistance entitlements (AFDC checks without work obligations). Critics of the proposal say it provides insuf- ficient health and child care assistance. It includes no support for education. It pro- vides little support for the physically and mentally disabled. These insufficiencies are evident in the "Transitions" and "Community Service Jobs" levels of'the W-2 program. The "Transitions" level provides jobs "for those who are unable to perform independent self-sustaining work even in a community 7service job (CSJ)." While this level has well-intended goals, jobs will pay only 70% of minimum wage to recipients. CSJs, "for those who need to practice the work habits and skills necessary to be hired by a private business," similarly will pay 75% of minimum wage. Participants are limited to 24 months of work in each the Transitions and the CSJ level. Participants in both levels receive food stamps, but no federal or state Earned Income Tax Credit. On October 2, a press conference was held in Madison. Its purpose was to remind voters and politicians of the adverse effects that welfare reform will have on children living in poverty. State Rep. Tammy Baldwin (D-78th Assembly District) spoke in favor of the positions of welfare advo- cates. Professor Mary Kay Schleiter of the Sociology department and UW P student Lisa Hanson, a senior Sociology major/Spanish minor, are organizing speak- ers bureaus on women in poverty issues. They are looking for participants in these events, either as speakers or in organizing an event. If interested, call Lisa Hanson at 654-9108. You can get a discount card. Any member of the Parkside community can get discounts at area fast- food and sit-down restau- rants. Participating restau- rants include McDonald's, Subway, Village Inn, Dairy Queen, Chi-Chi's, Tacos el Rey, and Ponderosa. But that's not all. Oil changes, sweat socks, and CD's will cost you less money, if you bring your discount card to Oil X- Change, Foot Locker, and Record Town (in that order). All you have to do is pick up your campus club card at the PSGA Office, WYLL D139A. You pay nothing for the card, and receive all these fabuluous discounts (plus a few more). The cards are reusable plastic, so feel free to visit the participating businesses as often as you'd like. They will keep giving you dis- counts. Though the card expires in September 1996, saving money never goes out of style. Get your campus club card today, before they're all gone. This card is brought to you, the consumer, by the Parkside Student Government Association, known affectionately as PSGA. Bel;!iniml Oct. 1 Sf Two Can Tan For One Month Unlimited $70 00 .... For Ih. Ultimate . -e- Attitude Adjustment 271918lh 51. Glenwood Crossings 5 -::I~ZZZS_ Everybody Jump Pool • In the ture that body image you dream of or a free way to keep that figure in shape. The Intramural Department sponsored one hour class has already started, but meets in the P.E. building pool on Mondays and Thursdays from 4:45-5:45 p.m. Violet Ohlwine, who is in her second semester of instruction, will be doing the honors of conducting the fitness fun. So why waste all ofthat cash? eep it in your pocket and partici- pate in the free Aquacize. s Surviving Sexual Assault Advocacy II • Jeanne Sanchez Staff Writer Did you know that every six min- utes another woman is sexually assaulted? If you are concerned about the issue of sexual assault, becomea Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate (SSAA). 'Ib become a SSAA you must com- plete a three part training program. Thetraining dates are October 13 from 12-2 p.m., October 20 from 12-3 p.m. and October 27 from 12-3 p.m. Sign up at the Student Health Center at 595-2366. Advocates assist the victims, as well as the secondary victims, who are the friends and relatives ofthe primary victims. They also educate the public. They are there with then through legal process and help them explore the actions that they can take. The program was designed to pro- vide victims with a caring individual to serve as a resource to help them through the recovery process as well as any campus discipline process and the criminal justice process and be present, if requested during proceed- ing. "There is a great need. of men and minorities for this program." accord- ing to Marcy Cayo the Prevention Program Manager and Counselor. "Even if you are not sure you want to be an advocate you might want to come and learn more about the issues, legal procedures, how to talk with the victims, et cetera," stated Katie Kozenski, a SSAA and PHE. Also starting is a group for men called MAVERAKS Men Against Violence Educating Racine and Kenosha Students. More infomation is to come. If you want to know more contact Steve Wallner in Housing. Alcohol Awareness Week: Take a Shot The Peer Health Educators in con- junction with the Student Health and Counseling Services coordinated a week of activities that will conclude with the DWI (Dance Without Intoxication) theme dance tonight from 8 p.m. - 1 a.m. The Peer Educators were available at a table in the Main Place through- out the week to answer questions and provide literature on a variety alcohol related issues. Some of these includ- ed: How to help a friend with a drinking problem, Children of alco- holics,and What you should know ' about alcohol on campus. Students participated in a "Take a Shot" contest to win cash prizes as wellas mugs and key chains with the alcoholawareness slogan on them". StUdents had to shoot baskets wear- inga pair of glasses that were altered to simulate the vision of an intoxicat- ed person. . Many students stopped at the table in the main place to "Tell It To The Wall." Several comment~ from stu- dents included these: "Sometimes I tend not to know Whenenough is enough. I've been known to act pretty' stupid a~ parties The Women's Center Leaves a Light On • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer When the Women's Center receives a call about sexual assault, they are ready to act. "First, we find out ifthe person is safe and get them to a shelter if needed," said Becky Cooper, a trained sexual assault adyocate for the past two years. Area shelters include Women's Horizons, Kenosha Women's Resource Center, KASA (Kenosha Against Sexual Assault) and Racine Hospitals. If the victim is calling from the site, a trained advocate travels to the site. If a report needs to be filed with Campus Police and/or City Police, the advocate goes with. Kenosha Commission and Planned Parenthood are called upon if fur- ther assistance is needed. If the victim does not want to be identified, she can call to have someone to talk to. "We are not certified counselors, but we are trained as.advocates. Training teaches [us] about laws and proce- dures and also gives [us] good lis- tening skills," Cooper reassures. Cooper loves her job at the Women's Center and expresses a heartfelt interest and concern for women who have been abused. When asked about the programs they work with, energy rises in her voice. When asked about victims she is unable to help, she says, "It's hard to know I can't stop the problem. I can only point them in the right direction. I hate to see them walk away." While sexual assault and domes- tic violence are two main areas of interest, the Center also deals with divorce, co-dependency, alco- holism, assertiveness training, spirituality issues and any other issues concerning women. The Women's Center works hard at being active on campus. The month of October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month and Breast Cancer Awareness Month. A specialist on breast cancer will be coming in to speak. The last week of October is Sexual Assault Awareness Week with various events throughout the week. Take Back the Night on October 26 con- sists ·of a march and rally. If you feel you are a victim of either sexual assault or domestic violence, stop by the Women's Center. They'll leave the light on for you. Sports Editor Copy Editor Secretary Calendar Feature Editor Layout Layout Business Manager Editor-in-Chief Copy Editor Managing Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor News Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Jim Hendrickson Jocelyn Hoppe Karen Diehl Karl Liebe Michael Zurad Pam Bradshaw Scott Fragale Tyson Wilda Barb Churchill, C.J. Nelson, Derek Bishop, George Harris, Gregory Jones, Jeanne Sanchez, Kimberly Barskaitiki, Kristine Hansen \ after drinking too much and embarassing myself. I should know better too, because I come from a family of alcoholics that have affected my life." "I don't drink because at the age of r-------------------------------, 6 years, I was hit by a drunk driver with no insurance and I was in the hospital for at least 2 weeks." Katie Kozenski, a Peer Health Educator said, "As Peer Educator's, we are committed to educating stu. dents about the affects of alcohol and other related issues of wellness." Reggie Slaughter, the Co-Captain of the Peer Educators said, "We hope students understand just how dan- gerous alcohol can be, and that you can have fun without alcohol." As the semester continues, it is important to remember the conse- quences of alcohol use. The center on addiction & substance abuse at Columbia University found that on college campuses nationwide 95% of violent crime is alcohol related. 90 % of all reported campus rape is alco- hol related, and 80% of all vandalism on campus is alcohol related. We encourage you to become edu- cated, make healthy decisions, and YES - have fun! AI Heppner Amy Fiebig Amy Tucker Anna Bosco April Schoenberg Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Erin Meranda Writers Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are soley responsible for its editorial policy and content r 5.1 And the Oscar goes to... InOur Own Image • Kimberly Barskaitiki Staff Writer fessional media consultant handling the project for WPPEI. She earned a communications degree from Alverno College in 1994 and has worked on approximately 18 video projects, ranging from documentaries to commercial productions. The video features stories on the realities of poor womens' lives. Typical questions posed t~ interviewees are: Are you on AFDC? What CIr- cumstances caused you to fall into poverty? What would realistically be the most help in get- ting out of poverty? What is the biggest obstacle to getting what you need? Are you currently in any work or school program? If so, how does it In June, Professor Anne Statham of the Sociology department obtained a $10,000 grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Council (WHC) and the National Endowment ofthe Humanities. The grant is for production of a video called In Our Own Image which will feature poor women describing their lives. This is a project of the Women and Poverty Public Education Initiative (WPPEI). Jaime McBrady, the video's producer, is a pro- . nternet. 65 hours-12 bucks! Try it free for a week! Exec-PC,WislDnsin'spremierInlernel provider,hosopeneda Racine/Kenoshaconnedion. 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Politicians are targeted because of the discrep- ancy between the public's views of poor women I and the women's views of themselves. "The pub- I lie view is very one-dimensional," which McBrady sees every time she "attend[sl a public hearing or I see Is] a report on welfare." Middle class women are targeted because ! ''there is fear amid the middle class that the poor\ are hurting them. That's not the case. It's I the rich who are hurting them." Poor t women are also targeted because, according to McBrady, they need to hear the stories of women like themselves. They need to recog- nize the similarities among their lives. This u will help strengthen them and empower s them to improve their lives. e "A lot more education of poor women S needs to be done on the current policies. Women need to band together and work together because the most oppressive Iegisla-, tion is coming down on them," says McBrady. "Ultimately, it will affect their children, who are our future." McBrady is very pleased with the inter- [ views so far. The women have been "very forthcoming and got a chance to relax in front of the camera." McBrady has gathered 12 hours of footage of women from different poverty situations. She has spoken with Native American Indian women and older women, and will cover black women's stories in Milwaukee. ' McBrady hopes to start editing the ( s footage down to 30 minutes by Thanksgiving. The premiere should take 0 t place in late December or early 1996. The locale of the screening has not yet been determined, but will be announced. One of the project's goals is to use the video as an interactive tool to spur discus- sion among viewers watching it as a group. It is recommended that the video be includ- ed in the curricula of women's studies pro- grams in the UW system. McBrady has a personal interest in the video because she was a welfare mother. She credits education as the singular "ticket out of poverty." She feels she never would have gained her independence and current professional status without her education. "It changes the way you think about your- self. You never stop studying, learning and researching." e a g it h a it 4 n al U 01 I! Or u, Ib Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 5, October 5, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Loyola Lakefront Invitational Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • JSSUE 6 • OCTOBER 12, 1995 page 13 I ESTABLISHED 1972 Loyola Lakefront Invitational I I I, I INSIDE Instructorgets job in industry page 3 Deep Space Nine: Review page 12 Parkside reacts to OJ Verdict page 9 He Said, She Said ... I I I or internships will also be discussed. Julie Anding . stressed the importance of "test-driving a career. This way you get a feel for the environment and what your interests are." There is no fee for this class, however a 15 minute appointment prior to the session with Julie Anding is necessary. Space is limited. Only 8 spots remain in the Career Planing Group. Appointments can be made in the Career Center or by calling ext. 2452. For stu- dents unable to schedule the Career Planing Group into their schedules this fall, another session will be offered in the spring. Students considering graduate school should also consider attending the Graduate School Information Session. The session is designed to out- line the steps for applying to graduate school, from choosing the right graduate school to the application forms. Questions about either session should be directed to Julie Anding in the Career Center. The Quest for Parkside Memories •Pamela Bradshaw News Editor Confused? Read this . Janette Deni! is trying to give Parkside something it doesn't have: a yearbook. In the 1985-1986 school year two students attempted to start a yearbook staff. However, their proposed budget request was denied by SOC due to a lack offunds. "My job is to see if I can get more people to help out," Deni! explained, adding, "I know it's going to be difficult." Deni! is a transfer student from Lakeland College in Sheboygan, where she was a member of their yearbook staff. Encouraging student input, Deni! has, "open ideas right now" about the yearbook format. She is considering starting with student organizations and campus events and feels that "candids would be a great thing." People interested in photography, writ- ing, computer layout and anybody who wants to learn are encouraged to contact Deni!. She stresses that no experience is necessary, just interest and determination. Deni! can be reached at 595-2803 or by leaving a message with Karla Zahn in the Student Activities office, Union 209. To begin producing a yearbook "we do have a lot of expenses to start out with," Denil said. However, she hopes 1995-1996 will be the year it happens. In the future, Denil is considering sending out surveys for student and faculty suggestions. Modern Meters • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Effective since September 28, twenty new electronic parking meters were installed in the Communication Arts visitor parking area. The meters are designed to make the campus more user friendly for prospective students, by increasing the time limit to 25 cents for 25 minutes and $2 for two hours of safe parking. "The designated people can help by not using this area for parking from 6 a.m.- 9 p.rn. This space will be patrolled and tickets will be issued where needed and cars will possibly be towed", added Police Chief Robert Deane. Bite Out of the BigApple • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer After studying theatre in the classroom, UW-Parkside students will together bite into theatre's core and trav- el to New York City. The class and trip are entitled the New York Professional Theater Seminar. ""Everyone who goes to Florida likes this way better," says Professor Judy Tucker-. Snider, coordinator of the class and trip. In the class, which will meet Mondays from 5:00- 7:30 p.m. beginning February 12 and ending March 25, students will study the history of . Broadway theater. The trip to New York City is the lab portion of the class from March 9 to March 16, during UW- Parkside' spring break. Out of the four plays that will be seen, two have already been chosen. Each year the class sees a comedy, musical, drama, and avant-garde (experimental). This year's musical is A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum star- ring Nathan Lane. The score includes "Everybody Oughta Have a Maid" and "Comedy Tonight:" Playright Larry Gelbart also wrote the original M*A*S*H comedy. The drama play, Master Class, stars Zoe Caldwell, a Tony winning Broadway actress. Playwrite Terrence McNally also wrote Love! Valor! Compassionl. Professor Judy Tucker- Snider says Lave! Valor! Compassion! "had me laughing on the floor." In the lab portion of the class, "nothing's scheduled except for the flight and plays," says Heather Schmitz, who has taken the class twice. Students walk or take taxis to the the- aters; the only transporta- tion provided is to and from the airport. Schmitz saw it as an opportunity to learn the landmarks and how to "hop on the subway." "It's a free roaming trip, you make your own agenda," says •Vicky Wateridge Confused about life after graduation? Wondering where the answers to important questions will come from? Will it be grad- uate school or a career? Well, now it is time to get focused on your future. Two meetings will be held by the career center with both sessions conducted by Julie Anding, Career Development Coordinator. The Career Planing Group meets for five weeks start- ing Wednesday, October 25 at noon in Cart 120. The Career Planing Groups are designed to be a starting point to identify and begin to develop possi- ble career options. Students who participate in the session will be working with a workbook. Discussion will cover pos- sible career interests and the importance of skill development. The groups will be discussing the val- ues in the work place from working conditions to real- istic views of goals. A goal planning process and possi- ble plan of action, Volunteer Schmitz. The first year Schmitz went on the trip, she saw Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt. But the biggest thrill was when "we walked onto the set of Love! Valor! Compassion!" and the cast came out and talked to the group. To set foot on a Broadway stage was thrilling after studying the history of Broadway theater at UW-Parkside. There are three options for this class: the 1 credit lecture class and 1 credit lab class for a 2 credit total, the 1 credit lab class only, or the lab and/or class for audit. Taking the New York Professional Theater Seminar for credit can help a G.P.A. The lab fee ranges from $575-$785, depending on room size, and includes: 4 theatre tickets, round trip airfare, round trip ground transportation from LaGuardia Airport to Hotel Edison in NYC, guest speakers (actors/directors/designers) and 7 nights at the central- ly located Hotel Edison. Tucker-Snider urges that "if anyone wants to go, tell them to get on board." . Additional information on deposits and other specifics can be obtained in the Dramatic Arts Office, Corom Arts 221, between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Monday-Friday. 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