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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Earl, Democratic candidate for Governor, visits Parkside by Jeff Wicks Tony Earl, a Democratic candidate for Governor, spoke at Parkside to approximately 60 people on April 28. He opened with formal remarks before answering questions from the audience. Earl spoke briefly on higher education in Wisconsin, saying that the state has always held to the notion of "affordability" for all state universities, but that the ideas concerning them financially seemed to be changing. He said that before, the notion was that "The student paid 25% of the cost, and the state paid 75% of t he cost. It was never felt that it was a subsidy. It was always felt that it was an investment." Earl went on to say that people are now saying that the state subsidy cannot remain at 75% and the students must pay a larger amount. "I think it would be a terrible mistake for this state to break its tradition, even though we are in economic tough times. There is never a more important time to have a strong university system than when times are tough, so that when we do come TONY EARL out of it, we come out stronger than ever," Earl said. When asked about Governor Dreyfus' recent announcement that he would not run for a second term, Earl said it definitely changes the nature of the race in that, although not insurmountable, whoever the Democratic candidate turns out to be in September, he/she won't be the underdog he/she would have been if Dreyfus was running. "At this point, the Democrats probably will start out the favorite. But that alone won't be enough to win the election," Earl said. Eaii also added that the Democrats are measurably better off now than they were a few weeks ago, prior to the announcement. Other questions that were directed to the candidate were: Project ELF - ("It is indefensib le, militar ily, economically and environmentally.") Nuclear transportation - (fine, "... so long as it is done with appropriate safety measures.") Legalized gambling - ("It would not be a strong revenue - raiser for the state.") Collective bargaining - ("It is an important right which should not be denied.") Social services - ("It is wrong that the focus is on the cuts where the spending has been modest... but not on big services such as Medicaid, which provide for a wider range of services than the average person who is privately insured.") 3rd A nnual Awards Banquet honors students Approximately 150 people attended the Third Annual Student Awards Banquet last Friday night. Student organizations selected two members from within their organizations for distinguished service awards and Kathy Slama was given the campus - wide Distinguished Student Service Award. Students had to be nominated for the Distinguished Student Service Award, which was decided by Student Life personnel. Other award winners are: Ranger - Pat Hensiak and Ken Meyer; PSGA - Mike Pfaffl and Kathy Slama; PAB - Chris Hammelev, Mark Kleine and Jeff Schoor; Peer Support - Sharon Charlton and Pat Mulligan; SOC - Carla Thomas and Jerry Zigner. The Presidents' Awards (chosen by the leaders of the major student organizations) were given to Chris Hammelev and Mike Pfaffl. The Advisor of the Year Award was presented to Irene Herremans, advisor of W omen in Business. Award Winners "Save the Library Day to be held Wednesday by Ken Meyer Editor The finishing touches are being done on "Save the Library Day," the student - organized event on Wednesday, May 12 to raise funds for the budget - cut ridden library. The proposed reduction of the library's periodical budget ($70,000 from $170,000) brought leaders of major student organizations together for a brainstorming session. Their idea materialized into "Save the Library Day." The band "White Lie" will play from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and many other events are planned. A dunk tank will give students an opportunity to dunk administrators and faculty members in a tank of water ; and pie - in - the - eye will offer administrators, faculty members and students as targets. The dunk tank costs only 50 cents for two throws and two pie throws go for only $1. A kiss - a - thon will be conducted from noon to 3 p.m. Participants will fill out sponsor sheets; sponsors will donate a certain amount of money for a certain amount of t ime the couple remain in the kiss - a - thon. Sponsor sheets are available at a table set up in the Molinaro Hall concourse, in the PSGA and Ranger offices and the Rec Center. Sponsor sheets must be returned by 10 a.m. Wednesday. The couple turning in the most money from sponsors will receive two free dinners at their choice of Ray Radigan's in Kenosha or The Corner House in Racine. A free throw and tug - of - war contests will also be held. Both require teams of two male and two female members. The winning teams will receive a large pizza and a pitcher of beverage from the Union Square. An individual beer drinking contest is another contest planned. Sign up sheets for these events are also available at the Molinaro Hall table, PSGA and Ranger offices and the Rec Center. Throughout the day there will be a bake sale, a flower sale and a raffle featuring approximately 40 prizes. The top raffle prize is a semester's worth of textbooks next fall free of charge. The second prize is a white annual parking permit. Other campus - related prizes are: four season basketball tickets, a $5 gift certificate from the Sweet Shoppe, 10 free lines of bowling in the Rec Center, $10 worth of food / beverage tickets for "The End" (May 22-23), one week of free lunches from Heritage food service, and one Continued On Page Two Chemicals found to be safe The Parkside community can rest easy. The drums that were found off the Outer Loop road by the Union do not contain any dangerous substances. The barrels actually carry a substance called Diatomacious Earth. That is, a light crumbly silica — containing material derived chiefly from diatom remains and used especially as a filter and adsorbent. In this case, it is used in the swimming pool filtration system. The substance is highly organic. What is marked on the barrels is not what is in the barrels. What is marked is what Parkside originally received in the barrels. However, after the barrels are rinsed and washed, the diatomacious earth is put in the barrels to dry, and then the remains are spread on the trees and bushes around campus. Students lobby to override veto Photo by Mark Sanders Award winners are (top row, left to right) Jeff Schoor, Ken Meyer, Mike Pfaffl, Mark Klein, Jerry Zigner, (bottom row) Pat Hensiak, Kathy Slama, Sharon Charlton, Pat Mulliger, Chris Hammelev and Carla Thomas. Students in Wisconsin had something extra to protest on April 29, the national day of protest against cuts to higher education. On that day, Governor Dreyfus vetoed from the budget repair bill an additional $1.6 million in student grant money for 1982-1983 that the Legislature had included in the budget repair bill. United Council immediately vowed to begin work on having that veto overriden by the Legislature in the veto session scheduled to begin May 26. "College students cannot afford to lose this additional money for financial aid," according to Wendy Strimling, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council — the statewide student association. "Cuts in state support of the University of Wisconsin have already resulted in a spring semester tuition surcharge, and the cuts to the UW just passed in the budget repair bill might result in a tuition increase next fall. Higher tuition, coming on top of drastic cutbacks in federal financial aid, make that extra $1.6 million in state support for student grants worth fighting for." Strimling also points out that Governor Dreyfus is not making all groups sacrifice equally in his plea for getting Wisconsin out of its fiscal crunch. "At the same time that Governor Dreyfus justified vetoeing $1.6 million in financial aid because of the fiscal condition of the state, he cost the state $13 million in lost revenue by vetoeing the tax on oil companies," Strimling said. The Legislature had included in the budget repair bill $1,092,600 for the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG) Program and $507,400 in the Tuition Grant Program for the 1982-1983 fis cal year. The Department of Administration has put $1.9 million from the WHEG and Tuition Grant Programs' 1981-1982 budget into reserve; that money, which will automatically lapse into the general fund as of J uly 1, 1982, is thus lost to financial aid for this year. The additional $1.6 million passed by the Legislature would have basically compensated for the loss of $1.9 mill ion from these same programs in 1981-1982. "The Legislature recognized the situation students are facing — higher tuition,, less federal financial aid, and fewer parttime jobs available — a nd recognized the importance of essentially restoring money for financial aid taken from those programs this year," Strimling said. "Hopefully, legislators will stand by their principles and override Governor Dreyfus' veto." 2 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER Editorial SCCOCCOCOOCCOOCOOOOOO& Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5COOOOOOSOCOOO! ioooooocoeeoooccooooocoooooa Remember "Saue the Library" Remember Wednesday, May 12 is "Save the Library Day." Write it in your calendar, write it on your hand, or attach a note to your eyeglasses — just remember that from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on the Union Pad, behind the Union Square, students will be raising money to help defray the effects the state - mandated budget cuts had on the library. It has been recommended that the $170,000 library budget be cut $70,000. That's bad. That's bad for the students, the faculty and the university as a whole and something should be done about it. That was the exact thought the leaders of student organizations had when they met on April 21. By the end of that informal meeting, the wheels were rolling on the event that was planned to be held in only three weeks. Three weeks isn't much time, but everything is now set. The event will have free admission and the band "White Lie" will play from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. A free band on a Wednesday afternoon is something in itself, but there's more. A lot more. . Other events include dunking members of the administration and faculty in a dunk tank, hitting people (hopefully the same people, if they quit being chicken) with a pie in the face, free throw and tug - of - war contests, a bake sale and a flower sale. The best thing, though, is the raffle that will be held throughout the afternoon. For only $2 a ticket (or three for $5) you can't go wrong. The prizes are superb — the top one is a semester's worth of textbooks free of charge next fall and the second one is a white annual parking permit. (See story on page one for the many other prizes.) Remember that all the proceeds from the event will go towards maintaining the library — your library. Buy raffle tickets, attend the event and help raise money for the thing that helps all of us. And, by the way, here's a proposal (more like a challenge): how about if the faculty (and administration), match the amount of money the students raise for the library? That only seems fair since students aren't the only ones who utilize the library. Think about it... and see you Wednesday, May 12 on the Union Pad. Don't forget. Vending machines a rip-off machines. She also stated that the University is doing the students a favor by returning the money to us; and after so many slips are filed you will not get your money back. Why d oesn't the University do us a favor by just making sure the machines are kept in proper working order, or would that be too easy? Patricia Juskewicz To the Editor: It seems like every time I decide to buy something from the snack machines I end up empty handed — no snacks and no money. I was recently hassled by one of the employees when I was filling out a refund slip at the coffee shop. I was told that the University is not connected with the company which provides the snack "Save the Library Day" Continued From Page One basic two - person outdoor rental kit for a weekend (the kit includes a tent, sleeping bags, and basic camping necessities). Other raffle prizes have been donated from the community. From Kenosha: Oage Thomsen's, House of Gerhard, Casino Townhouse, Jensen's, Greco's, Candlelite Club, Captain's Steak Joynt, Country Kitchen, Hungry Head, Bidinger's Music House, and Carmichael and Associates movie theaters (Roosevelt and Market Square). Dona tors from Racine: The Sanctuary, DeRango's, Bistro Bartholomew, York Steak House, Ferraro's, Obie's, Infusino's Pizza, Chic -Fil-A, Martha Merrell's, Walden Books, and the Marc movie theaters. More prizes will be solicited until the day of the event. All proceeds from "Save the Library Day" will go towards the library. "w GOOD NEWS, RAN16N! RADIO ARGENTINA SAYS «THE S.S. PUNO DE LATA HAS J UST DOWNED THREE BRITISH I VULCAN BOMBERS AW IS PURSUING AN ENENVY SUBMARINE' o y Balsano deserves recognition Dear editor: Having Joseph Balsano for an instructor for Quantitative Biology and Evolutionary Biology was a unique experience. Dr. Balsano taught biology outside of the rigid dogmatic framework so often used by other professors. He presented science as a field of study imbedded in its own unique history and assumptions. Balsano stressed the inadequacies of the false assumption of "scientific truth." The grades I received from Dr. Balsano were at first below my previous standards, not because of a lack of ability or effort but because most science teachers previously stressed memorization above understanding. Balsano, unlike the others, stressed understanding major ideas by emphasizing specific examples and by using a well - planned methodology. In other words, you learned how to "think scientifically!" My grades slowly improved as a function of hard work and of le arning how t o think from a "scientific framework." Balsano's extreme concern for student understanding was demonstrated in class discussions and post class office hours as he attacked question after question with an intensity often unseen in college professors. I vividly remember Balsano's biochemical demonstrations in which he would literally contort his body into strange configurations to visually put his point across. How many teachers do you know that would subject themselves to possible ridicule for the sake of demonTeaching Excellence decision difficult strating the relative strength of a giant ant? Joseph Balsano will probably never gain the teaching recognition he deserves for two reasons. First, he teaches the inherently boring and difficult Quantitative Biology, and secondly, he demands a great deal from his students, such as a willingness to learn and to put forth that second effort, both often shunned by students. But as I enter graduate studies, one thing's for certain, that is the importance and usefullness of having had Joseph Balsano as an instructor will no doubt surface again and again. Sincerely yours, Joseph L. Ripp Parkside Alumnus To the Editor: We the members of the Nominations Committee for Teaching Excellence Award would like to inform you that the process of narrowing down eligible qualified candidates for the 1982 award has just been completed. However, we have discovered a few points of interest that we feel should be shared with everyone. First of all, it should be is now accepting applications for Editor for the 1982-83 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: Noon, May 7, 1982 Send application RANGER UW - Parkside • & resume to: Box No 2<wo Kenosha, WI. 53141 stated emphatically that the number of 'excellent' teachers in our university is just overwhelming. We received a great many and varied nominations to evaluate for the 1982 Teaching Excellence Award. The teachers' abilities seemed to have reached into the hearts and minds of a lot of students, including those on the Nominations Committee. Now, because we had so many valid nominations it was a difficult task to choose who we would submit to the Selections Committee. Our task was made more difficult because we had only five weeks to accomplish something normally completed in an entire semester. The reason for the lack of time? Well, it seems that order to prevent the same con troversy that occurred last year the PSCA was given the op m portunity to revise the criteric used by last year's Nominations Committee. Needless to say, thf proposal supposedly put togethei by Jim Kreuser was not acceptec by the Faculty Senate. No furthei action as to the rewriting of the proposal was taken. This problen caused our delay and added to the difficulty of our task. But we are not here to blatantly criticize the PSGA for its efforts. Rather, we would suggest that members oi PSGA and the Nominations Committee discuss the criteric and process to be implemented foi future Teaching Excellence Awards committees. Maybe ther Jim Kreuser would know wha he's talking about and perhaps he'll be able to submit an ac ceptable proposal. 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The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or Thursday, May 6,1982 New Honors program offers a lot to students by Pat Hensiak News Editor In the fall semester, two courses will be offered through the new honors program. The first course is entitled, "Explaining Things." The process of explanation will be studied by having a new person from a selected area of study speak each week on methods of explanation. The second program is the "Honors Colloquium Seminar." Every year, the course will have a new theme. For the 1982-83 year, the theme is "Imagination," with the purpose being to study the human phenomenon of imagination. For the course "Explaining Things," a 3.2 GPA is necessary, and for the "Honors Colloquium Seminar," the consent of the instructor is necessary. The present Honors Program has been in operation for the spring semester, and offers much more than the two above - mentioned courses. The program has three main objectives: to enrich the intellectual atmosphere for students and faculty at Parkside; to provide an alternative but demanding path to graduation with distinction; and, to attract more academic achievers to Parkside, and to retain them. The basic program consists of honors coursework, that is: honors courses are arranged by agreements between individual students and instructors of already existing courses. Such agreements shall specify additional or exceptional levels of student course achievement. Each agreement must be approved by the Honors Program Steering Cimmittee. Honors coursework is restricted to Peer Support give $50 scholarship by Ken Meyer Editor Peer Support, which was given formal major organization status last semester, presented Dawn Kawa of Racine with its first scholarship to a continuing student. Peer Support is a program which originated 2-1/2 years ago by and for non - traditional students age 25 and over. Kawa, 40, received her $50 scholarship at last Friday's Student Awards Banquet. Peer Support members were highly impressed with Kawa's scholarship application in which she stated her educational goals. "My educational goal is," wrote Kawa, "to graduate with a degree earned through honest and sincere effort. However, the commitment towards that goal is much deeper than the above statement implies. It is closely associated with the enrichment and meaning of life. After spending twenty years raising a family of se ven children of school age, my attendance at Parkside has truly been at one time the attainment of the long - awaited goal of my early years as well as the beginning of a new chapter of my life. "At the end of this first year, my reflections are completely positive. I have experienced the joy of learning, literally soaking Planetary geologist to speak Dr. Ronald Greeley, a planetary geologist from Arizona State University will present two free public lectures at Parkside this week. Greeley will talk on "Geological Exploration of the Plants" at 8 p.m. on Thursday, May 6, and on "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars and Venus" at noon on Friday, May 7. Both lectures are in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. The first talk is sponsored by the Parkside Geology Club and the Racine Geological Society and the second is a part of the UW-P Geology Colloquium series. Greeley's space science studies are focused on the moon and planets in order to gain an understanding of planetary surface processes and geological histories. His approach involves a combination of spacecraft data analysis, geological field studies on Earth of features similar to those observed on other planets and laboratory experiments. He is active in planetary geologic mapping programs, Mars data analysis and the Galileo mission to Jupiter. He also directs a consortium of e ngineers and scientists simulating planetary processes in the laboratory using wind tunnels, NASA's hypervelocity ballistic impact range and carbowax models of lava flows. Greeley is author or co-author of several books dealing with planetary geology, most recently one titled "Earthlike Planets."- Since 1977, he has held a joint professorship in geology and the Center for Meteorite Studies at Arizona State. up knowledge, in an atmosphere of acceptance, and I have been able to apply that knowledge to add dimension to my life and perhaps in some small way to the lives around me. I feel fortunate to be free of the stress of having to complete my education with a time limit and also for the appreciation of an education that comes with maturity. "My goal is to emerge from my years of education a more knowledgable and well - rounded individual; an individual who can be open to new experiences and growth and yet one who can still question and make a personal decision; and most importantly, a more contributing member of my family, my community, and my world." The thought of " someday going back to school" has been with Kawa for about 10 years, but she waited until her youngest daughter started first grade. Kawa is now completing her second semester; she took six credits each semester. She has taken such courses as Religions of the West and Death and Dying, and she has completed her English competency. What Kawa enjoys most about Parkside, she said, is the "feeling of acceptance" from other students. She isn't treated differently just because she isn't the traditional college student age of 18-22. Non - traditional students make up 40% of Parkside's student body. The Peer Support scholarship was based on three criteria: • The applicant has not been a full - time student within the past -seven years; • The applicant will not be receiving state and/or federal educational financial aid; and • Completion of a paragraph indicating the applicant's educational goals. Peer Support will be awarding two more scholarships for next fall semester. Both new and continuing students may apply; the deadline is the end of July. The Peer Support office is located in WLLC D175. students who have an overall GPA pf 3.2 or higher. The second part of the honors coursework is a major semester course in which students develop and present a Senior Honors thesis. Each thesis will be evaluated by a three - member faculty committee appointed by the seminar director. The seminar is restricted to students who have a 3.2 or higher overall GPA, who have earned 86 or more credits and who have completed or intend to complete 15 credits of honors coursework. A student will then be eligible for degrees of distinction. Each satisfactorily completed honors course will be designated on a students' transcript if the students' grade in that course is Bplus or better Any student who has a 3.2 or higher overall GPA will qualify for graduating "with distinction" by completing 15 credits of Honors coursework. At least half of .these credits must be outside the student's primary major. Any student who qualifies for graduation with distinction and who completes the Senior Honors Seminar and Thesis will graduate with "Distinction," "High Distinction," or "Highest Distinction" upon the recommendation of his or her faculty thesis committee. Arrangements to take courses for Honors must be initiated by the student. A student can propose to the instructor of one or more regular courses, during registration, or no later than the fourth week of each semester, will a student be permitted to take a course for honors. The requirements will be determined between the instructor and the student. Basically, the work should involve more academic interaction. If the instructor agrees, a student may achieve honors in a course by performing well above the normal "A" for that course. To be credited, a student must satisfactorily complete the honors program or project, and receive at least a Bplus in the course. Fellowship recipients named Something lost may be found by Vincent Gigliotti Have you misplaced your calculator? Left your books on a table in the Coffee Shop? Had a warm pair of gloves that you don't remember what you did with? Maybe you found something and don't know who to turn it in to. Calculators, books and clothing are just some of the many articles that get turned into the campus lost and found. The Campus Security Department is responsible for maintaining all the lost and found records. Once an item is received by the department it is 'inventoried and stored in the department. Items such as clothing, books, etc., unclaimed after 120 days, are donated to different non - profit organizations for resale. Calculators, watches, rings, etc., unclaimed after one year are turned over to the campus surplus property officer. If there is a name on the item the owner is notified. The majority of items found do not have any names on them, nor are they Continued On Page Eight The Biomedical Research Institute of Parkside has named four students as its first undergraduate summer research fellows. Each ten - week fellowship carries a stipend of $1,200. The students, selected on the basis of research proposals which they submitted to the institute, will work under the direction of Parkside professors associated with the institute. Recipients of the fellowships are: • Mark Schaller, Kenosha, a life science major, who will work with Prof. Joseph Balsano on a study of thermal tolerance in fish; • Maryann Perozzo, Kenosha, a chemistry major who will work with Prof. Keith Ward on X-ray crystalgraphic characterization of a photo - proton called aequorin; • Daryl Sauer, Kenosha, a chemistry major, who will work with Prof. Fred Clough on synthesis of tri - cyclic nucleoside analogs, compounds which are used as anti - cancer drugs; • Pam Sumi, Racine, a life science major, who also will work with Clough on synthesis of nucleoside analogs. The fellowships are supported in part by the Johnson Wax Fund of Racine. Prof. Eugene Goodman, director of the Biomedical Research Center (BRI), said the fellowships indicate the value to students of re search carried on by Parkside professors. "The initiation of the BRI summer research fellowships is a small but specific example of how students directly benefit from an active, intellectually stimulating research environment," Goodman said. "Opportunities and programs of this type are found only in institutions where faculty are actively engaged in research activities." Biomedical research programs in progress at \JW-Parkside include work on development of anti - cancer drugs, studies of blood diseases, molecular control of growth and development, biochemistry and physiology of reproductive processes, research on environmental health hazards and study of the aging process. The institute is devoted to fostering research at UW-P in the biomedical sciences, furthering a research environment that fosters interdisciplinary inquiry into biomedical problems and providing a focal point for dissemination of r esearch data to both the local and national biomedical communities. HAL DAVIS MAKES MORE DECISIONS IN ONE HOUR THAN MOST RECENT COLLEGE GRADS MAKE ALL DAY. "I'm a cavalry platoon leader, in charge of 43 men," says Hal. "I'm responsible for their education, their training, their well-being. So you can bet I'm making rapid-fire decisions all day. Decisions that have an impact on people's lives." Army ROTC is a great way to prepare for being an Army officer. ROTC helps you develop discipline of mind and spirit. As well as your ability to make decisions under pressure. Taking Army ROTC pays off in other ways. Like financial assistance —up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of ROTC. You could also win an ROTC scholarship, as Hal did. Each scholarship covers tuition, books, and more. If you'd like to step out of college and into a job with responsibility, do what Hal Davis did. Step into Army ROTC now. And begin your future as an officer. 2nd Lt Hal Davis was an industrial management major at the University ot Tennessee and a member of Army ROTC" ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Call: Cpt. Moldenhauer Marquette Un. A. ROTC Call collect 1-224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER Rock's future in the hands of women by Joe Kimm Musical trends are as follows: dual female vocalists, female guitar players, more keyboards and electronic effects, and a more sharp edged expansive sound. I came to these conclusions after spotting certain trends in musical styles. You see, everything goes in cycles and music is no exception. After peaking in the 60's harmonically and vocally with the Beatles and the Beachboys, the 70's saw a more hard cutting edged sound in the pentatonic mode. With the advent of 24 track mixing boards and microcircuitry, the 80's saw an expansion in the listening grooves with digital recording techniques. After running out of theatrical gimmicks and stage effects, the only thing left to explore is, well, women in music. Women in music has been a cyclical trend as far back as the 1920's. After trendy ragtime and be bop had passed by, the swing era saw an emergence of female vocalists with Bessie Smith and Billie Holiday and the like. In the white pop mode, it was Doris Day, Peggy Lee and Marion Hutton basically. The rock and roll of the fifties ruled out women for this new radical style of music but with more exposure and refinement of this truly American art, so called female rock singers began to come out of the woodwork, though at first, only as a gimmick. Janis Joplin was one of the earlier well known torch singers to hit the spotlight; she became well known after her debut at Woodstock and her heroin overdosed death added to her fame. During the 70's bands like Heart, Patty Smith and Fleetwood Mac capitalized on the idea to set trends for bands to follow. When the scene began to sag in the late 70's, bands began rehashing 60's pop with 70's heavy metal to synthesize Punk Rock and New Wave which later became Power Pop. Disco also had a significant number of women vocalists in the area and they were mostly solo artists with a backup band. It wasn't a band concept so it was similar to the Big Band era singers who would sing with any kind of a musical backup. Anyway, as far as the bands were concerned, they were nothing new. So, ladies like Wendy Williams of the Plasmatics and Chris Hynde of the Pretenders figure headed the macho women vocalist movement and Deborah Burned up Metric madness is menace by Carol Burns We are being manipulated. The movement is slow and gradual SQ that it is not openly apparent. In fact, right now not many people are even concerned about it. However, Parkside students as well as the general public are affected by this menace. The metric system is upon us. Try as you might, it's nearly impossible to escape from metrics. We are being forced into liters, grams, and meters. This country is supposedly a democracy, but how many of you got to vote on whether or not you wanted to change? Let's not go down without a fight! The metric system has its place in laboratories, industries, and hospitals. For everyday life, it's just too heavy. Metrics can be extremely discouraging to people who are not hell - bent on precision. Some humans get freaked out by all those numbers and decimal points. Someone once asked me how long the 100 - yard dash was. I found it hard to sympathize with this person until the metric ARNESON'S FLOWERS Wt&Xoas Open Mother's Day Sunday, May 9 9-5 OPEN DAILY 7509 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wl 53140 Phone 657-1118 system hit me. Now when somebody says 50 meters or 89 grams, I say, "Okay, but how far is it? How much does it weigh?" If the U.S. converts everything into metrics, many people, including this writer, will be sentenced to a life of total confusion. Is that really fair? A person is not even safe in the privacy of his or her own car. Kilometers per hour share double billing with miles per hour on speedometers. Road signs sometimes post distances in metric parlance. Newer car engines are measured in metrics. Almost everything in grocery stores is now listed in metric as well as the good old English terms. Those horrible plastic soft drink containers, destined to be part of our environment for milleniums to come, are of the metric persuasion. People buy them anyway, unaware of any subliminal manipulation. Where will it end? One can only imagine the psychological torment that Betty Crocker will experience when teaspoons and ounces are no longer in vogue. Harry of Blondie and Pat Benatar refined it as he t definitive sound of the eighties. Currently, Quarterflahs and Joan Jett head the charts with their rock sounds. Backed by razor edged guitars and sub harmonic monster bass, their femme fatale cries added an adaptable counterbalance to the macho sonic attacks. Added were some dependable heart beat drums and spaced aged electronic keyboards to round out the glistening product and the results were enviable pieces of vinyl, both artistically and financially. You see, this music business is actually infinitely limited and bound by many physical boundaries. The human hearing mechanism can only perceive sounds from 20 to 20,000 cycles per second and fatigue sets in after Sierra Club holds meetings The month of May will be a busy time for the members of the newly formed Racine - Kenosha unit of the Sierra Club. On Saturday, May 8, the John Muir Chapter of the Sierra Club will meet at Old World Wisconsin. There will be a hike through the Kettle Moraine at 9 a.m. Dinner featured speaker will be Gay lord Nelson, director of the Wilderness Society, Washington, D.C. Car pooling may be arranged. For information call Donna Peterson, 637-3141. On Wednesday, May 12, a bird hike will be held at Bong Recreation Area, state highways 75 and 142. Participants are asked to assemble at the Main Gate at 5:30, do some reconnoitering nearby on their own, and at 6 p.m. small groups will set out with leaders with birding skills. Come early and bring a bag lunch if desired. For further information call Joan Bennett, 633-6420. On Wednesday, May 19, 7 p.m., the regular monthly meeting of the group will be held at Riverbend Nature Center. Pete Jensen, Director of Racine County Emergency Government, will speak on hazardous and toxic waste in Kenosha and Racine Counties. Plans are also underway for a busy June. The Sierra group invites interested persons to any and all of these meetings. Call one of the above numbers, or Mary Ellen Johnson (632-8871) or Richard Marciniak (633-4712) for information. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back 3519 52nd St. Kenosha. Wl 654-6154 'air studio • REDKEN Salon Prescription Center 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine, Wl 554-8600 4 LaothtiNh tffe n o niori— exposure to anything above 102 decibels. Added to the fact that you can only achieve about 98 decibels in signal to noise ratio on todays records and you are already hemmed in. Besides, there are only so many notes on a keyboard and they've all been overused. Today's music has only two basic modes, the Diatonic mode and the pentatonic rock and blues mode. The best the musicians can do is work on the rhythm, tone and melody and gimmicks to attract an audience, besides writing catchy lyrics. The production has pretty well peaked with digital recording techniques and generally the top groups can get top sounds according to their worth to the record companies. The top records are produced by a handful of artists and the music is often recorded by a handful of session men who put in all the hot licks. King Richard's Faire seeks entertainers An apprenticeship program specifically designed for students who are interested in developing performance proficiency in acting, mime, magic, juggling, stage combat, and other related skills through on-the-job training at the Tenth Annual King Richard's Faire has been announced by Michael Dvorak, Faire program director. All classes will be taught by professional artists who also perform throughout the Faire. In addition, wide - ranging workshops are conducted just before and during the Faire by specially commissioned instructors. Some of the instructors and the respective disciplines include Judith Belkin, mine; Tom Tremont, magic; Frank Harnish, Shakespearean acting class; Robert Dawson, stage combat; and Mike Vondruska, juggling. Scheduled for weekends July 3, 4 and 5 through August 14 an d 15, the Faire, held at the Illinois / Wisconsin state line in Bristol Township, is a living re-creation of the Renaissance. To be selected, applicants should demonstrate training in at least one of the five performance areas, enthusiasm and interest in the performing arts or interest in the Renaissance period. According to Dvorak, applicants must also make a time commitment for the seven weekends and selected weekday afternoons and/or evenings prior to the Faire. Applicants to the 1982 Apprenticeship Program are asked to send a letter specifying why they wish to enroll in the program, enclose a resume, picture and references. Applicants meeting the basic requirements will be contacted by telephone at which time an interview will be scheduled. For information and application, contact Michael Dvorak, Program Director, King Richard's Faire, 12420 128th Street, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142; phone 312/689-8687 or 414/396-4385. COMMUNITY ah! USt ^ refore /ove one another as far as we are Cnrt ° Ur '° Ve ° ne a " 0ther t0 Possess God wtth/n us — St Augustine mc flutustinlans Brothers called to a life of community in service to the church. _ . . . , the Huftustinians ror further information 20300 finu.re-. u without obligation, write: Olwrnni... ^ Olympia Fields. IL 60461 312 748-9500 RANGER Thursday, May 6,1982 5 Review Victor, Victoria" a joy by Rick Luehr There are very few movies these days that could be called perfect. However, "Victor, Victoria" is as close as I've seen in a long time. This movie has everything going for it: acting, directing, comedy (both sophisticated and slapstick), music, glorious production numbers, etc. "Victor, Victoria," which is based on a 1933 German film entitled "Viktor und Viktoria," concerns Victoria Grant (Julie Andrews), an out of work opera singer in 1934 Paris, who is so destitute, she offers to sleep with her landlord for a meatball. She meets up with Toddy (Robert Preston), a homosexual nightclub singer. Toddy gets an idea to help himself and Victoria make money. He convinces her to masquerade as a man so she can get a job as a female impersonator. This ploy works and she becomes the toast of Paris. The plot becomes complicated with the introduction of King Marchand (James Garner). Marchand, a Chicago nightclub owner, is enchanted by Victoria before he finds out she is a "man." However, he doesn't believe that she is a he, and becomes determined to find out for sure whether she is male of f emale. Julie Andrews is delightful as Victoria, even though it is kind of difficult to accept her as a man. Robert Preston is superb as Toddy, one of the most endearing characters to hit the screen in years. Preston gives a funny, yet sensitive, portrayal of a homosexual who is much more than a stereotype, and is quite content with his lifestyle. As King Marchand, James Garner does a marvelous job of portraying a man who starts to become unsure of his ow n sexual preference when he falls in love with Victoria. The supporting cast is equally talented. Lesley Ann Warren breaks her Cinderella image as Norma Cassidy, Marchand's floozy girlfriend. As Squash, Marchand's bodyguard, Alex Karras turns in a wonderful performance. Also notable are John Rhys - Da vies, who is better known as Indiana Jones' friend Sallah in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," and Graham Stark as a waiter who plays a pivotal role in the latter part of the film. The screenplay by Blake Edwards is full of clever lines and double entendres. Without giving too much away, I will say that the final scene will have you rolling in the aisles. "Victor, Victoria" is a joy to watch. It is a funny film full of fascinating characters. If you have to beg, borrow, or steal, see "Victor, Victoria." You won't be disappointed. Soccer Photo by Masood Shafiq Men place third in tourney Patronize RANGER A duertisers by Tammy Shuemate The culmination of the spring season for the Parkside soccer team occurred during the past weekend when Parkside hosted an eight team tournament. Among those teams participating were UW - Milwaukee, UW - Green Bay, UW - Madison, Trinity, Aurora, Lewis and Northwestern. "The tournament is kind of a highlight for us in the spring," said Parkside Coach Hal Henderson. "It was a good tournament, one of the best we've ever had." The results of the tournament were good for Parkside, but as Smotherman's album cute, but banal by Joe Kimm Michael Smother man is a tall, blond haired fellow with a charming smile. He looks like a heck of a nice guy. He has blue eyes and a penchant for Latin rhythms. So much so that he's done a whole album full of t hem — ten songs in all. From an authentic rhumba to samba and calypso, and even an original rhythm made up all by himself. What a guy. He's got a fascination with words like Fais do do and jacaranda. His lyrics are quite good, asymetrically interesting as a matter of fact and sort of pseudo poetic. Here's a sample: "Over and over I tired up your telephone line, all that tequila and all that lemon and lime. All along I thought we thought all along the same lines. Just to find out that to you it's just a matter of time." Pretty good so far, right? Michael gets nasty on side two with a song called If You Think You're Hurting Me, Girl, You're Crazy. Here's what he has to say. "Oh you say we're gonna party well. I can dig that kinky stuff. But are you trying to tell me something like maybe I ain't enough." Is he getting a little bit paranoid? Then he says, "Stop crying baby, you say that you wrecked my car, and it's sitting dead and smoking in the lot behind the bar. And there's still somebody in it, a naked man you say. Well I'll be right over, but what is he doing there anyway?" Well, maybe he's got a good reason to be sarcastic. But if you listen to the whole song, it sounds like he's not sure how to deal with it. That leads to my next point, the music. I'm not sure how to deal with it. It's pretty MOR (that's middle of the road) but then it has a poolside appeal on a nice day in July. It's not July yet so the 3-1/2 inches of snow we're getting outside doesn't help too much. But this I can tell, though. The album was written with the lyrics in mind, over a preconceived rhythin base. The chords were put in between that with a piano (because he plays keyboards), and then the lead sheets were written from that. Then the sheets were given to session musicians who played the familiar I-IV-V pattern with standard parts and then extras were added for their distinctive chops. As a matter of fact, 90 percent of m usic out of Nashville (that's country music, folks) is recorded and produced this way. And 90 percent of that never makes it to the charts. It's a duck soup way of making music. Okay, the songs. Crazy In Love is an okay samba with a cute honky tonk piano. Green Eyes is about a girl. (They all are.) Magic Wishes sounds light, no substance. Matter of Time is weakly produced but danceable. Cold Burn is a wet noodle. Side two. If You Think You're Hurting Me is kinda catchy. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind - only at midnight, when I'm asleep. Fais Do Do - that's a Frenchy Latin Rhythm, another danceable original. Would You Love Me All the Way Down - no, it's not a dirty song, it's more like a spaghetti western theme - another wet noodle. And lastly, Freedom's Legacy, Michael's attempt at a historic ballad, a pillow lecture by a workaholic husband to his wife who is probably frigid by this time. Maybe that's a pretty biased review, maybe the album turned out the way he wanted it to. He's had a blast making it (it even said so on the sleeve). But it's not a serious contender for the Top 100 - maybe not even in the ball park. It's something he could show off to his girlfriend as a part of h is pop recording star routine. Chuck his suave image, his plaid suit and his cute tie and he's pretty naked all around. There's not enough backbone to feed a cat. A loosely put together group of "listen to me" girl songs with a weak airy production is all it is. Sorry, Michael, that's not enough, we need a tighter band and a stronger voice, but I'll tell you what, I'll give you two stars for being brave and courageous, okay? Okay. "Parkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TRORMCS AND AWARDS FAST. M-HOUSC CNQRAVSM SERVICE SPOUTS • .ROOKS • •-•QER • MAI • PUMA • PONY • CONVERSE • SPOT-SUIT • SAUCONY • SPALDING • NEW BALANCE HOURS: MON.-FM. 10 00 AM. • ISO P.M. SAT. 10*0 AM. -t:00PM. CLOSED SUNDAYS S HOUDAYS The Active Aiftetes One Stop 694-9206 SH nM MM ST. ONORM, W THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCO UNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. _ Coach Henderson stated, "It's ironic, we did not give up a goal and we got third place." Placing first was UW - Green Bay with Lewis College coming in second. Technically, Parkside tied with UW - Madison for third place. Parkside first played Aurora and defeated them 1-0. They then met Northwestern whom they were victorious over with a score of 1-0 also. In the third game, against Green Bay, the final score was a stagnant 0-0. According to Henderson, "Because of the goal difference, we took the first place from one division and played the second place in the other and vice versa." He went on to explain that also because of the goal difference, "Green Bay went through as number one in our group and we went through as number two." Green Bay went on to play Madison, defeating them 2-0 in the semi - finals. Parkside went up against Lewis and played through regulation and two sudden death overtimes — still without a score. They then had to go into a professional shootout and were defeated 1-0 in that shootout. Now that the spring club season is over, the soccer team can begin to anticipate the official fall season. Henderson stated, "I would be premature in talking about new recruits although I think we've got six or eight coming. Three or four are blue chip, although I haven't signed them yet." It has been undetermined as to how many players would be returning next year, but it is thought that approximately ten starters would be back. "We should be considered a dark horse coming at them," said Henderson of the fall outlook. "If we would get a couple of blue chip players in, I think we could be considered." for the girl with her head in the clouds and romance in her heart. If an engagement is in the offing - if wedding bells will ring shortly thereafter - consider these matched i pairs to symbolize the events. Engagement rings from *90 THE STORE WITH MORE • KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. 6 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER • CHOC. RAISINS Vi OFF ALL ITEMS WHILE THEY LAST Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Disarmament demonstration planned ••••••••••••••••••••• Club Events ••••••••••••••••••••• Geology Colloquium The Geology Colloquium this week will feature Dr. Ronald Greeley speaking on "Geological Exploration of the Planets," and "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars, and Venus." The "Geological Exploration of the Planets" will be held on Thursday, May 6 at 8 p.m. in Molinaro 105. "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars, and Venus" will be held on Friday, May 7 at 12 noon in Molinaro 105. Accounting Club The Accounting Club is proud to announce the election of the following officers for next term: President - Jerry Zigner; Vice President - Mike Worcester; Treasurer - Paul Bartelt; Secretary - Debbie Milasch. Elected committee chairpersons include: Membership - Donella Elsen; Social Development - Sue END OF THE YEAR CLEARAHCE SALE! Dengine; Finance - Bob Nyberg; Special Projects - Sharon Elliot; Professional Development - Chuck Bequith; Publicity - Joe Sykora. We encourage all friends and accounting club members to meet these newly elected people at the Accounting Clubs' membership meeting on May 10, in Union 104 at 1 p.m. Women in Business May 7 and 8 mark the opportunity of a lifetime when Accent on Women will again take place here at Parkside. Women in Business is sponsoring ten of the speakers who will be present at this event. Please call information if you have any questions about late registration for this event. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon would like to congratulate the team number nine for winning the Second Annual LOOP 500 bicycle race, held on April 28. The winning team members were: Ron Jake, Ted Miller, Kam Cascio, and Carri DeCamp. Alexander Haig wants to fire a nuclear warning shot over Europe. Ronald Reagan thinks a nuclear war is winnable and wouldn't hesitate to strike first to begin a nuclear war. Is it any wonder, then, that hundreds of thousands of people, outraged and horrified, are converging on New York City from June 11 - 14 for actions during the U. N. Special Session on Disarmament? Grandmothers for Nuclear Disarmament is organizing in Texas. A national Children's Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament has been launched from Vermont. And on hundreds of campuses, Ground Zero Week, a week of intensive education about nuclear weapons and the dangers of nuclear war, has swept the country. For every age group, every income background, every occupation, one can find a group organizing to oppose the government's military policy. Why are people becoming so active now when we've had nuclear weapons for a long time? People give many different reasons. An obvious one is the drastic cutbacks in social services that have accompanied the massive increases in military spending. Like the many students unable to continue (or start) their educations because of cutbacks in student loans, people of many backgrounds are being dramatically affected by Reagan's spending policy. The Reagan administration speaks of sending troops into El Salvador. They decide to continue draft registration and prosecute non - registrants. And then Reagan talks about winning a nuclear war! Of course people are scared — and they're ready to do something! In New York City, the second week of June will be packed full of events. June 12 will experience one of the largest demonstrations for nuclear disarmament and human needs that we have ever seen. The march and rally is called by a large coaltion of peace, labor, religious, Third World and student groups. On June 13 will be an "Anti - draft festival and Celebration of the Resistance". On June 14, non - violent civil disobedience actions will take place at the U. N. embassies of the five largest nuclear nations. Thousands are flying in from England, Germany, Greece and Japan to join the demonstration. The government of Greece has loaned its Olympic Torch to the event and runners will carry it from Montreal to New York in time for the U. N. Special Session. Thousands of children will lead the June 12 march from the U. N. to Central Park. The Talking Heads, Stevie Wonder and Susan Sarandon (Janet) from Rocky Horror Picture Show) are using their talents to organize for disarmament. So what will students be doing between now and June? Who will be arranging buses from your community? Mobilization for Survival (48 St. Marks PI, NY NY 10003, 212-533-0008) can provide students with detailed information about the events and suggest ideas and materials for organizing on the issues. United States Student Association (2000 P St. NW, Washington DC, 202-775-8943) has leaflets specifically written for campuses about the June activities. The movement to "end the arms race and save the human race" is rapidly growing. Those who don't trust Haig's finger on the button will be heading to New York City June 11 -14 for the U. N. Second Special Session on Disarmament. • CHOC. CREME DROPS • CHOC. PEANUTS • PEANUT BUTTER CUPS • STARS • YOGURT PEANUTS • CAROB MALTED MILK BALLS • CAROB PEANUTS • SUNFLOWER SEEDS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY • CALIFORNIA MIX • STUDENT FOOD • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURAL PISTACHIOS • SPANISH PEANUTS • BLANCHED PEANUTS • YOGURT RAISINS • Y O G U R T SESAME BRITTLE • RED SKIN PEANUTS • MINT COOLERS • STARLIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINNAMON DISKS • COFFEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROOT BEER BARRELS • POPS • P E A N UT BUT TER KISSES • PEPPERMINT KISSES • LICORICE BULLIES •JELLY BEANS • ASSORTED PERKYS • ORANGE SLICES Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. PARKSIDE UNION 10.-00 a m - 4:00 p m • SPEARMINT LEAVES • JUBE JELLS • CARAMELS • CARAMEL BULLIES • ROYALS • TOFFEES • JOTS • BRIDGE MIX • MALTED MILK BALLS "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little . weekend in your week. Basketball Photo by Steve Jansen Rees Johnson new coach The appointment of Rees Johnson as men's basketball coach at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside was announced yesterday by Parkside athletic director Wayne E. Dannehl. Johnson, 41, who will assume his new position as soon as possible, will also serve as an adjunct assistant professor of physical education. He comes to Parkside from Augsburg College in Minneapolis, where he's been head coach for the past four years, compiling a 74-39 record and leading two of his teams to the NAIA national tournament. Johnson has also served as an assistant professor of physical education, supervised student teachers and been assistant intramural director at Augsburg. Prior to that, Johnson was head coach at Carroll College in Waukesha for two seasons, assistant coach at Milwaukee for two years and head coach and athletic director at Center - Richland at Richland Center for three years. As a head coach, his overall college record is 176-83. In four years at Peterson, Minn., High School, from 1966-70, Johnson coached teams to a 52-20 mark. Johnson succeeds Steve Stephens, the only basketball coach Parkside has ever had, who announced his resignation prior to the start of the 1981-82 season, his 13th. Parkside conducted a national search for Stephen's replacement. In announcing the appointment, Dannehl said that "Rees was clearly the first choice of the athletic board, the search and screen committee, the physical education staff and the education division executive committee. We' were impressed not only with his coaching ability but also with his teaching strengths and educational values. "We're looking forward to the continued development of our program as an outstanding one in the NAIA and NCAA Division II." Johnson, a native of Rushford, Softball Conference season finishes 5-1 by Kathleen Pohlman The woman's Softball team played their last two conference games last Monday against Platteville. Even with the cold weather they won both games. The first game was won 11-3 with Michele Martino as the winning pitcher. The Rangers had a total of eight hits including Nancy Kivi and Jean Jacobs both 2 for 4 with a double apiece. Janet Broeren had an unassisted double play. The second game was even better, 10- 1. Michele Martino was again the winning pitcher. The star hitters of this game were Bonnie Schmelter (2-4) and Nancy Kivi (2-5). With the end of conference games Minn., earned his B.S. in 1965 rof m Winona (Minn.) State University with a major in physical education and a minor in biology. He added an M.S. degree in physical education in 1971 at Winona State and served as assistant basketball coach. "I'm really looking forward to coming to Parkside," Johnson said. "I'm excited about the challenge. I know it's been an excellent program and I'm committed to continuing that excellence." Johnson's second Augsburg squad, the 1979-80 unit, was 25-4 and won the Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (MIAC) title with a 16-2 record and was ranked fourth in the final NAIA poll. His 1980-81 team was ranked second in the last NAIA poll and HELP NEEDED 1 Intramural Assistants Starting Sapt. 1, 1982 Approximately 10 hourt/wook See Leren Rein-Athletics Ph. 553-2310 the Rangers ended with a 5-1 record. On Wednesday, the women played DePaul at a tiny park near DePaul. The first game was won by DePaul. Michele Martino received the loss. With only three hits, including Bonnie Schmelter's hit which drove in two runs, the score ended 3-2. The second game the Rangers won, 8-4. They scored four runs in the second inning and the other four in the third. Lynn Barth was the winning pitcher. Then on Friday they played Carthage once again and won yet again. The first game ended 6-2 with Lynn Barth the winning pitcher. Nancy Kivi had a double play when she caught a fly ball and threw the woman on first out. Cindy Ruffert had a hit and two RBI's. The next game was also a victory for the Rangers, 5-1. Lynn Barth went 2 for 4 with a triple and Nancy Kivi went 2 for 3 with a triple also. Michele Martino received the win. The Rangers have six more games ahead, and all will prove to be tough games. With a record of 16-8 they were invited again this year to the National Tournament in Kearney, Nebraska. The tournament will be played on May 25, 26, 27. More about the tournament next week. TEAM NINE won the second annual "Loop 500" bicycle race held April 28. Members of the winning team were (not in order) Ron Jake, Ted Miller, Kam Cascio and Carri DeCamp. advanced to the NAIA national tournament quarter - finals. Its 29 - 2 record, however, was dropped to 12 - 19 after Augsburg had to forfeit 17 victories before Jan. 30 because of a rules misinterpretation over the eligibility of two transfer students who were reserves on Augsburg's team. Augsburg was not placed on probation by the NAIA but was assessed a two - year probation by its conference. Johnson also has some international experience in the sport, having coached the Bahrain national team for five months in 1978, including participation in the Taiwan Games. He went back to Taiwan in 1981 as coach of the U.S. squad in the William Jones Cup Tournament in Taipei. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES San Los PARKSIDE UNION CAMPING RENTALS • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS G GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS G VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES G HUNTING KNIVES G POCKET KNIVES G COMPASSES G FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS G CAMP STOOLS G FISHING RODS G FISHING NETS G FISH BASKETS ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY CALL: 553-2408 8 Thursday, May 6,1982 RAN GER Village officials to bring suit against soccer players by Tammy Shuemate Shedding a completely different light on the life of the soccer team is the fact that several of the players had a run - in with the owner and management of the Parkside Village where they reside. During a recent party, it has come to public knowledge that a specific apartment had been damaged in various ways. Because of this incident, a lawsuit against a few of the players is said to be pending. The Ranger confirmed through Mr. Emil Abendroth, from the company that owns the Village, that the lawsuit "has not been filed as of yet, but it will be." Considering whether or not this may reflect upon the status of t he soccer players in question and indirectly affect the team, the following interview was conducted. John Monks, a member of the soccer team who resides in the apartment, although he is not involved in the charge, was asked the following questions: Ranger: Do you think it (the lawsuit) reflects on the soccer team? John Monks: No, not at all. It had nothing to do with the soccer team at all. It was the people of this apartment having a party. Ranger: Do you think perhaps that because of this incident and others in the past similar to it will have any bearing on how the coach feels — of who's going to be playing next year? J.M.: No, if it does, he's a fool. His job is to have a winning team on the field. Personal matters don't belong on the field. Ranger: As a resident of the apartment in question, do you feel that the damage is worth the amount of money that Mr. Abendroth has been talking about? J.M.: No. He's saying that we have to put a new carpet in there, which is crazy. I mean, you go in there and it's perfectly clean. The carpet is cleaner than it's ever been — cleaner than it was when we moved in. He's saying there's going to be a beer smell in there and you can walk in there now and you can't smell beer. The damages are — t here's a hole in the wall and a hole in the floor. The hole in the floor takes a $10 — Security lost and found Continued From Page Three claimed. If you have lost something on campus, give the Security office a call or stop in. If your lost article has not been turned in at the time of your inquiry, you can leave your name and number with a description of the article and you will be notified if the article is turned in. If you find something on campus you can turn it in at the Security Office, at the Union Information Desk or at the L-l desk of the Library. Items unclaimed after 90 days may be claimed by the finder (other than Parkside employees). If you lost something on campus, the Security Department may have it. Check now, those gloves that kept you warm last winter may do the same next winter. Coming Events Thursday, May 6 SLIDE/LECTURE at 3:30 p.m. in GR 101. Prof. Burnham of Northwestern University will talk on "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism." The program is free and open to the public. Friday, May 7 MOVIE "Clash of the Titans" (PG) at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. PERFORMANCE "Ties That Bind" by Dr. Jessie Potter at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $3.00; tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. DANCE at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "Arroyo." Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Monday, May 10 ROUNDTABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Prof. Ken Hoover will talk on "Watergate Ten Years Later: Reflections on Oligopoly and Democracy (Expletives Included)." The program is free and open to the public. Thursday, May 13 CONCERT at 12 noon in Main Place with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. All are welcome. SAVE THE LIBRARY DAY WEDNESDAY, MAY 12 Union Square - Union Pad Froo admission Featuring: WHITE LIElla. m.-2:30p.m. Other Events: Dunk tank, tug - of - war, free throw contest, Kiss - a - thon, beer drinking relays, and more Rnffle 2 Top prize'- semester's worth of textbooks prizes include: parking permit, 1 week of free lunches, 4 season basketball passes, 10 lines of free bowling, $5 Sweet Shoppe gift certificate, $10 food/beverage tickets for The End, 2 free dinners at a dozen local restaurants, and more HAL HENDERSON at the most — piece of plywood and they'll nail it back in. It's nothing. Ranger: Do you feel that if a lawsuit is filed it should be fought? J.M.: Oh, absolutely. Ranger: Do you think it will be? J.M.: I know it will be. I know it will. I can guarantee you that right now. Ranger: Any further comments? J.M.: Abendroth has taken a complete tax loss on these things. He doesn't give a shit what happens to them: He's soaking us for everything he can get and he's lucky if half of it's repaired. He's just soaking us — that's all he wants to do. The following interview was conducted with Dan Opferman, also a member of th e soccer team and directly involved with the pending lawsuit. Ranger: Are yop going to play soccer next year? D.O.: Yeah, maybe. Oh yeah, I'll be playing. Ranger: Any comment on the pending lawsuit? D.O.: I don't know what the lawsuit is yet. Nobody's talked to us yet. Ranger: Do you think this incident has any reflection on your being a member of the soccer team and playing next year? D.O.: I don't, but a lot of other people do. Ranger: Like who? D.O.: Like the athletic director and our coach and — things like that. The following interview was conducted with Coach of the soccer team Hal Henderson. Ranger: Would you care to comment on the recent lawsuit that will be filed against several of the soccer players. Does that have anything to do with the team? H.H.: There has been some negotiations between the owner of the Village, the manager of the Village and my boss. Nothing has come out of that yet. At this point, until somebody indicated the relationship of these players with the soccer team is established, then I'm not going to make any moves. I've already talked to all of the players involved and they know where I'm at. A couple of them have been on probation with me before and they're kind of at the end of t heir string with me. But I also feel somewhat obligated because I brought them here, I put them in the Village and so I kind of feel that I've got to stand behind them a little bit. Realistically, this has happened before with some of the same guys and they paid for the damage and were allowed to move back in there. At this point, they've indicated to me that they did not do the damages. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Soger Thursday, April 29, 1982 Vol. 10 - No. 28 Semester worth of books, parking pe rmit are top pr izes Save the Library Day" set by Ken Meyer Editor Members of student organizations — PAB, PSGA, Ranger and SOC — are organizing "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 12 in an effort to raise funds for the library, which has been seriously hurt by the state - mandated budget cuts. The library is also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The PSGA Senate April 22 unanimously approved a resolution stating "that all possible alternatives to maintaining our present library should be explored" and that "PSGA, Inc. supports the establishment of a student endowment fund in order to further this end." The Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee was formed following Chancellor Alan Guskin's announcement March 23 that he would soon act on the Library Staff recommendation to cut $70,000 from the periodicals and serials acquisition budget. The committee made two conclusions: "1) we should move slowly, exploring all our options as we proceed; and 2) we must begin work immediately to dramatically improve our access to off - campus sources of library materials." In its report, the committee urged library staff and the administration to explore the following recommendations: a community user fee, a Cartha"" College student fee, a student fee coming somehow from SUFAC, faculty donations, alumni donations and faculty subscriptions. See next week's Ranger for a more in - depth look at the recommendations the committee, and others, have made. The Save the Library Day Committee, an informal gathering of student leaders, met on Wednesday, April 21 for the first time. By the next meeting on Monday, April 26, much headway had been made for the May 12 event. Over 30 donations have been donated (at press time) to a raffle that will be conducted on the "Save the Library Day." The top prize, being donated by College Stores Associates, is a semester of textbooks free of charge next fall. Another prize is a white annual parking permit for next year. (SUFAC Tuesday approved $135 for the purchase of the permit and a couple other items.) At press time, plans were made to have members of the committee go to Madison to get the permit to conduct a raffle. Other campus - related prizes include: a week of free lunches from Heritage food service; 10 lines of free bowling in the Rec Center; $10 of beverage / food tickets for The End, to be held May 22-23; a $5 gift certificate for the Sweet Shoppe; one basic two - person outdoor rental (tent, sleeping bags, cookware, etc.) for one weekend. Activities planned for the event so far include: a dunk tank, a pie - in - the - eye, free throw contest (teams of four — two male, two female), tug-of-war (same team requirements), kiss - a - thon, beer drinking contest and a bake sale. Sign up for the contests at the PSGA office (by the Coffee Shoppe) or the Rec Center. T-shirts with the "Save the Library" logo will also be for sale. Prize donators from the community include: from Kenosha, Ray Radigan's, Oage Thomsen's, Candlelite Supper Club, Captain's Steak Joynt, Greco's, Casino Townhouse. Jensen's, Country Kitchen, Hungry Head, Bidinger's Music House and Carmichael Associates movie theaters. wososoxccccccccoscocoeocooccocoooocccoccococc Support the library — attend "Soue the Library Day" »coocooocco sccsooscoosecco Dump site? Donators from Racine include: Corner House, The Sanctuary, Ferraro's, Giovanni DeRango's, Infusino's Pizza, Famous Recipe Fried Chicken, Obie's, Martha Merrill's, Walden Books, and Marc Theaters. More prizes will be solicited up until the day of the event. "White Lie" will be playing from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and activities will be conducted throughout the day. There is no admission charge. All proceeds will go towards the library endowment fund. See next week's Ranger for more details. Activist McAllister's goal: "conspire for the sake of life" by Edward Beal On April 21, the Mobilization for Survival sponsored a lecture by Elizabeth McAllister. She spoke at 1 p.m. on civil disobedience, and again at 7 p.m. on the arms race — national security vs. national defense. During the afternoon lecture, she presented her philosophy through the perspective that people have a powerful way of abolishing certain acts, but the risks are very high. "Don't get involved if you're not ready for the consequence and change it will bring on you," she said. Civil disobedience is truly a powerful way to effect change. McAllister, who's been a social activist for fifteen years, doesn't trust the government. In her opinion, "There are no tools left for those who are controlling our destiny." She says that her faith in a non - nuclear war is in the people not legislation. Moreover, "Congressmen, administrators and government in general, will not act until they see that their (political) survival depends on it." Whenever someone's survival is at stake, they often retaliate in some form. Take the cause of civil rights legislation for instance; the only reason they exist is because the government had to enact them. McAllister notes that the minute they think they can get away with it they try to take them back — consider the affirmative action per se. When asked how her life has been affected by her involvement in the social activist movement, McAllister replied, "It's been the envelope of my life." She is forty - two years old and the mother of three children. She resides in a community which consists of eleven adults and four children. The main goal of the community is to "conspire for the sake of life, and to act, for the sake of life, and to accept the consequences." She added that all members of the community have, for some form of civil disobedience, been jailed. Later that evening, she spoke on the survival of humanity. Specifically speaking, the topic was on the arms race between the two "superpowers." She hopes to make the public realize that the time to stop the total destruction of the human race is now. She discussed the "first strike strategy", whereby the U.S. is concentrating on building a series of accurate weapons. Large corporations such as Wisconsin Electric contribute capital for manufacturing nuclear warheads. In addition, 55-65% of income tax money is used for military aide. The battle between these superpowers has got to end somewhere, and through local and regional chapters throughout America, MOBE (Mobilization for Survival) can possibly achieve the abolishment of the arms race. However, it needs the support of the public. At both lectures, the turnout of students can't compare to the size of the audience which received G. Gordon Liddy, although they were free. For students who are interested, MOBE meets every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in MOLN D-133. The organization has four main goals: ban nuclear power, non - existance of proliferation, stop tht arms race and fund human needs. United Council discusses UW budget Photo by Masood Shafiq DRUMS containing possibly dangerous chemicals were found this week off the Outer Loop'road by the Union. The DNR was called in to investigate how dangerous the chemicals may be. The labels on the drums said rubber gloves, goggles and a rubber apron should be used when handling the drums. Ranger will investigate the matter further to try to find out how the chemicals got there. by Edward Beal The United Council of UW student governments is an organization with vital functions. Its constitution states that its purposes are to defend the quality of education, represent students, serve as a liaison, and foster student interchange. The UC consists of six committees; presidential, legislative affairs, ethnic minority affairs, academic affairs, women's affairs, and the directors committee. Last weekend in Platteville, the council took up the issue of the UW budget cutbacks. The legislative affairs committee feels we will probably get an across the board cut of 2% instead of 4% because of recent lobbying effects. In addition, we will probably receive a minimum of $80 or a maximum of $240 in tuition increase. The committee then talked about financial aid cutbacks; on the national level, Reagan is getting a lot of flack from representatives who don't want to cut financial aid. Therefore, we probably won't be hit as hard as we previously thought for next year. On the state level, the increase of $1.6 million to the budget should help a bit for next year also. The committee also talked about the lobbying success with landlord - tenant reform, which passed the legislature and is now awaiting the governor's signature. There were no resolutions passed because the state of the budget repair bill is still undecided. Another issue that the council is taking up is the problem of recruitment and retention of ethnic minority students. The bulk of the problem is with retention; there has been a problem with retaining junior and senior level ethnic minorities. The minority affairs committee has discussed non - academic factors that may affect these students such as cultural differences and have come up with various solutions to the problem. One, tutorial services for the advanced standing classmen; two, peer counseling; and three, a multi - cultural class, which could be created and offered mainly for ethnic majority students. In the presidential committee the president of UC, Robert Kranz, announced that the Boarc of Regents, which is comprised ol directors of the UW system proposed to change the ad missions policy for the UW schools. According to Kranz, tht Regents feel as though it's toe easy to get into UW schools. All of the issues that weren'i resolved will be discucced at the June UC meeting in Madison Unfortunately, the United Counci needs a two year budget base ii order to be maintained — con trary to what the chancellors fron various schools in the UW systen think. They seem to pose a threa to disband UC. PSGA Presiden Jim Kreuser states, "This i; because most chancellors fear i mandatory funding formula fo; United Council. This assure: UC a base to constantly advo cate for student concerns." If, for some reason, student: choose not to further support UC they may request a refund of 5' cents within thirty days after eacl academic session has com mended. 2 Thursday, April 29, 1982 RANGER Poor coverage of Liddy To the Editor: I am writing in response to editor Ken Meyer's "interpretive" account of G. Gordon Liddy's appearance at Parkside on April 19. As an editor, I believe that Mr. Meyer certainly owes it to the Ranger's readers to give an objective and factual report on any event. I do not feel that in this case he even approached fulfilling his responsibility. Mr. Meyer was very obviously biased before he heard Mr. Liddy utter a single word. It almost seems as if he may have written his story the night before and added a few perfunctory quotations afterwards to give it some credibility. Apparently Ken Meyer should also check his dictionary on what it means to quote a person: it means to repeat EXACTLY what another person has said. With his illusory remark about Jack Anderson's writing a story that "endangered a spy's life," Mr. Meyer misrepresented Liddy. As I recall it, G. Gordon Liddy did not say that a spy's life was merely "endangered" due to Anderson's story; he said that the man was tortured to death. Just a slight incongruity, wouldn't you say? Meyer's manipulative selection of his so-called quotations taken out of context could make Captain Kangaroo seem like a fiend. G. Gordon Liddy committed a crime; he was put on trial and convicted. He served time in prison and was released, all according to the American judicial course of events. I felt he was a supremely intelligent and well - spoken man and was fascinated by him. Although I do not approve of his crime, I am glad to say I listened with a completely open mind and felt enlightened by Mr. Liddy's talk. Perhaps next time around Mr. Meyer should employ one of his staff writers who harbors no preconceived notions about such a controversial subject as was G. Gordon Liddy. Susan M. Barr Editor's reply: First of all, interpretive stories are not totally objective — that's why they're called interpretive. It was a legitimate editorial decision to write an interpretive story for several reasons: also present was an equally long Q and A interview in which Liddy's comments and opinions remained uninterpreted; in order to save space in an eight page paper, the "news story" and "editorial" were combined, and the factual report was indeed very factual. (Concerning Anderson, which wasn't a "quote", the phrasing could have been better, but the main point remains the same — as soon as t he story was printed, the spy's life was "endangered." Yes, the spy was tortured to death, but Liddy objected to the fact that the spy's life was "endangered" — let alone the spy being killed. It was the act of endangering — not the killing — that Liddy objected to.) One last reason for the interpretive account of Liddy appearance — after entering the event professionally objective and listening to Liddy evade questions and do the other things I mentioned in the story, I decided I "owed it to the readers" who weren't able to attend or didn't want to attend (for moral, political or personal reasons) the one event in the past many years that brought some life into this habitually lifeless campus. Challenge column on Liddy Dear Editor: Mr. Ostrowski's impassioned plea for the right of Mr. Liddy to speak for an exorbitant fee was fraught with non sequitur passages that deserve to be challenged. The most disturbing of these to me was his cavalier use of the oxymoronic phrase "liberal fascism," which he simply defined as "opposing to any point of view that is far right of their own." I should love to see the dictionary from which Mr. Ostrowski drew his definition. My Webster's Dictionary defines fascism as a "political philosophy, movement or regime that exalts nation and race above the individual and stands for centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition." The appropriate Webster's definition for liberal, as Mr. Ostrowski used this modifying term, reads "of or pertaining to the principles of liberalism," which in turn is defined as a •••••••••• Write a Letter to Ranger!!!! •••••••••• -982 THIS SYMBOL STANDS FOR.: a)THE CIVIL DEFENSE PROGRAM, b) A CRUEL DECEPTION, c) BOTH. Rebuttal entirely misses the point "political philosophy based on a belief in progress, the essential goodness of humanity and the autonomy of the individual, and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties." To put it simply for Mr. Ostrowski, there can be no such thing as "liberal fascism." Such sloppiness and inaccuracy mars the entire text of Mr. Ostrowski's letter. The charge of fascistic behavior more properly rests upon Mr. Liddy's record of deeds than upon the actions of the peaceful, law - abiding picketers. The concern at paying exorbitant speaking fees to an unrepentant convicted felon in times of fiscal retrenchment is legitimate. The fact that Mr. Liddy draws his audience as a Watergate figure, yet consistantly avoids disclosing anything about that incident, borders on false advertising. Moreover, it is not "good finance" to pay nearly $5,000 for a speaker who has said all that he has to say in his book. Since this book and other ones concerning every "type of philosophy available" for "consumption" are themselves available in most local libraries for free and bookstores for purchase, it is not possible that not hiring Liddy to speak here infringes upon anyone's access to what he has to say. A final point, in fact no one was denied the right to pay to see this felon. It is Mr. Ostrowski who wants no dissent as he indulges his curiosity about this strange person, Mr. Liddy, a man of mystery with no secret. Angela Howard Zophy The Ranger needs staffers: photographers •news writers «ad reps Call 228 7 or 2295 or Stop in! We're in WLLC DI73 To the Editor: Chuck Ostrowski's rebuttal of April 15 — if you can call it a rebuttal — misses the point entirely. I don't know whether it was my letter which he was particularly responding to, but if so, some clarification is in order. First of all, I did not suggest that Chuck or any other opinion writers sifted through the editorial pages of other college newspapers before writing their own columns, nor do I recall anyone else suggesting that. I agree that it is not "purposeful" that most campus editorials sound the same — there's no Master Dictator sitting somewhere ordering all student editors what to print — but this does not mean that the lack of diversity is "coincidental." Let's fact it, everyone; it's due partially to the natural tendency of students to be "Utopian" as Chuck states, but it's also due to peer - group pressure and the desire to conform and not sway too far from the line. You don't have to read any other campus newspapers to know what the "correct" campus position is on most issues, and that if you don't agree, you're not quite one of the crowd. The desire to conform is a natural human tendency and there's nothing terrible about it in general, but I would encourage people to be wary of it where the expression of ideas is concerned. Because for any issue, the examination and analysis of all sides is crucial. If peer pressure results in the formation of dogmas on issues, I would encourage people to resist it and to come to their own conclusions independently after careful analysis. And here we're getting to what really amused me about Chuck's attempted rebuttal. Because what he is really doing is defending his own preference for taking positions without any careful analysis at all! He says we have "nothing to lose from viewing situations and problems idealistically" and that it's more "reasonable" to be "utopianish." About political issues? About solutions to problems? Really, Chuck! First of all, forget the "liberal vs. conservative" classification. "Conservatives" are often just as "idealistic" as are "liberals"; witness the large number of them who think the world would bloom with roses everywhere if we were only able to make kids pray in school again. Anyway, I find Chuck's statements in defense of "utopianism" with regard to. proposed solutions a bit naive. And his statements about adults (being "feeble - minded", etc.) only serve to bolster the impression that campus "idealism" is merely a displaced form of jealousy toward Daddy carried over from the Oedipal years. There are plenty of reasons for opposing Ronald Reagan, but his age is not one of them. The defense of utopianism, however, is more frightening. Doesn't Chuck realize that some of mankind's greatest disasters have been due to people who refused to acknowledge that their Utopian ideas were unworkable — Joseph Stalin and the Reverend Jim Jones, for example? Throughout history, refusal to recognize the shortcomings of Utopian ideas has been a recipe for disaster. If for no other reason, Chuck should re - examine hr statements about utopianism, and students should not be swayed by them too quickly. It would be far better for all of us to closely examine all proposed solutions that sound a bit too rosy. Caution is always preferable to carelessness. I wish to make a distinction, however, between idealism and utopianism. Or perhaps, a better way to put it, between personal idealism and political idealism. Political idealism too easily degenerates into the Utopian disaster of advocating solutions without regard to their actual effects. Personal idealism is something different. It is the application of your ideals to your own life; to your own ethical standards and to your relationships with other people. Stretching it a bit, personal idealism could be defined as the ability to be idealistic about life in general (rather than excessively realistic), to perceive the things in life which can't be explained rationally. For instance, a personal idealist will understand when someone associates the breaking of the sun through the clouds with the idea of freedom; a personal reationalist won't know what the heck you're talking about. This quality of personal idealism is essential to anyone who wishes to be able to create anything of artistic and aesthetic value. Unfortunately, one of the great tragedies of recent times has been the inability of many of the world's finest artists to distinguish between personal idealism and political idealism, which has often resulted in their own disgrace even when their artistic ability has been unquestionable. One only has to recall all of the fine artists who made fools of themselves in the '30s by embracing Stalinism as a "great experiment" only later to fall into a (understandable) humiliated silence when it became obvious what it was really all about. I feel that our culture has still not recovered. It so happens that I prefer the company and conversation of personal idealists, such as I described, even though all too often they tend to show the same inability to distinguish the personal and the political. That is their right, but what is especially disturbing is that it seems to be respected by personal idealists, one of the litmus tests that you Continued On Page Six Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager STAFF Edward Beal, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Eric Elsmo, rl? ryu a ' Bob Kiesling, Joe Kimm, Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Masood Shafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Eric Wichmann, Jeff Wicks. uw"' rkM ,hw >re RANGER is prlntedby the Un?o?Siwaffp dUri " 9 brCakS a " d holidayS' Br&sS Ranger ' univers,,y ° f wis consin paper with one inch margins^Afu^t " ,ypewrit,en ' cioublespaced on standard size eluded for verification ' letter s must be signed and a telephone number inDSnriorTen i,hhe ' d '° r Valid reasons - reserves all editoria? privileges''in publica,ion or> Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1982 winners announced for ICPS I Ande rson resigns, Parkside loses WVinners in the Southeast Shim and advised hv Wisconsin - Northeast Illinois portion of the International Computer Problem Solving Contest sponsored by Parkside have been announced. The contest was held at UW-P and about 400 other testing stations around the world on Saturday, April 17. Fifty teams of one to three persons competed in three divisions at UW-P. The area winners, whose scores will be judged along with those from the other testing stations to determine the top ten world - wide winners, are: Senior high division (grades 10- 12): First place, David Nice and Robert Goll, an independent team from Kenosha and winners in the junior high division for two years and for a second year in the senior division; second place, a Maine Senior High School team from Park Ridge, 111., composed of John Port, Rob Verbrugghe and David Kitchell and advised by Tom Mahon; and third place, an Adlai Stevenson High School team from Prairie View, 111., i ncluding Steve Gould, Jon Shaw and David Shim and advised by Scott Oliver. Junior high division (grades 7- 9): First place, a Prairie School team from Racine including Stephen Schmidt, Dan Shafer and Jonathan Johnson and advised by Bruce Campbell; second place, a Whitnall High School team from Greenfield composed of Scott Trent and advised by Mary Kay Morgan; and third place, a Waukesha area team of Jonathan Sadler, Mark Palmer and Mark Melendes and advised by Walter Sadler of UW-Waukesha. The elementary division (grades 4-6) was won by a team from St. Lucy's School, Racine, including Jennifer Leffleman, Ann Kozich and Shannon Sack and advised by Ken Sack. The winning teams in the area contest were awarded trophies. UW-Parkside Prof. Donald Piele, organizer of the international competition, said results from the 400 testing stations will be sent to UW-P where the world - wide winners will be determined. Last year, students on four continents competed. by Edward Beal For the past five years, Parkside has had the privilege of retaining Mike Anderson, a chemistry 101 level instructor. There is a phrase that is often used, which says "all good things must come to an end." Perhaps that cliche is most applicable in this case. Anderson's leaving is not a result of tenure denial or an administratively denied contract renewal. He chose to resign. When asked what his reasons for leaving Parkside were, he replied, "My job here has no chance for advancement." He added that there were no hard feelings. He explained that he knew what the conditions were when he accepted the job. Placed in the category of being a "specialist / adjunct instructor," Anderson went up for contract renewal every year. He obviously just wanted to excel in his career. Well, he now has that opportunity. Anderson has been offered a research fellowship in Portland, Parkside computer fair held The focus will be on small business applications, graphics and fun and games at the 6th Parkside Computer Fair on Saturday, May 1, in the Campus Union. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Computer Club (PCC) and all sessions are free and open to the public. The program: "Computer Graphics on Display: Siggraph Video Review" by Loren Buchanan of the PCC, from 9 a.m. to noon; "Wang Laboratories and Office Automation" by Donald Benson of Wang Laboratories and "The Atari Computer: State of Graphic Arts" by Steve Hanson of Magic Lantern Computers, Madison, both at 10 a.m.; "I Think It Can Do What They Say It Can: Testimonial From a First - Time Micro - Computer User" by William Todd, director of the Kenosha Community Impact Program, at 11 a.m.; "Software Engineering from the User's Perspective" by Ron Gatterdam, UW-P professor of mathematics and computer Jobs available The Private Industry Council of Southeastern Wisconsin, Inc. will have a limited number of temporary jobs available for current post high school students who will be returning to school in the fall. Most jobs will become available over the summer months and will involve a variety of occupations in the business, communications, health services, and hospitality fields. Students must meet income eligibility guidelines before they are referred to a job opening. Interested students are invited to submit their resume to Mr. Mike Piatt, U.W.P. Job Service, WLLC D-173. science, and a Colortron presentation, both at noon; "Color Computer Graphics Slide Show: Examples in Art, Science and Business" by Buchanan and "The Vanmil Concept" by Telcom Industries, Milwaukee, both at 1 p.m.; "Special Purpose Software for the Small Businessman: Technology and Terminology" by Gatterdam and Tim Fossum, UWP professor of applied computer science, and "Interactive Games Using the Fourth Language" by Bruce Langenbach of PCC, both at 2 p.m.; And, "Online Databases: Electronic Information at Your Fingertips" by Virgil Diodato of the UW-Milwaukee School of Library and Information Science, at 3 p.m. Specific room locations for the presentations will be available at a registration table in the Union. The fair also will include computer displays by a number of vendors. SAVE THE LIBRARY DAY WEDNESDAY, MAY 12 Union Square - Union Pad Free admission Featuring: WHITE LIE 11 a.m.-2:30 p. m. Other Events: Dunk tank, tug - of - war, free throw contest, Kiss - a - thon, beer drinking relays, and more Raffle: prizes include: parking permit, 1 we ek of f ree lunches, 4 season basketball passes, 10 lines of free bowling, $5 Sweet Shoppe gift certificate, $10 food/beverage tickets for The End, 2 free dinners at a dozen local restaurants, and more Coming THE END May 22 & 23 Oregon at the Oregon Graduate Center as a research assistant. The program is closely related to that of an internship. After his first year, he will spend the majority of the time in labs. He will also be given the opportunity to do some research of his own. His response to the question of whether or not he would return to Parkside, he said, "The pay in the chemical industry is significantly greater than that of an academic staff member." On Monday, May 10 at 4 p.m. in the Union Square, there will be a party in Mike Anderson's honor. The party is being organized by some students of Mike's, and Keith Ward, a chemistry professor. The party is open to all students. In the worcte of Keith Ward, "Anderson's been a very, very popular teacher — enjoyable colleague — he's going to be very difficult to replace." From a student's perspective, Mike Scoon told of his encounters with Anderson. Although he hasn't had Anderson for an instructor, he has received numerous amounts of aid with chemistry problems. "His concern was for all students, not just in his classes," said Scoon. Concert of Compositions A concert of compositions by Parkside music students will be presented at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 30, in the Communication Arts Theater. The free public program is sponsored by the Parkside Chapter of the Music Educators National Conference. . Included will be works by David Bremel, Racine Unified School District choral director, and Donald W. Crouch, Kenosha Unified School District choral director. Both have done graduate work in composition at UW-P. Other student composers represented are Jeffrey Clementi, Debbi Gorecki - Roland, Shirley Grothe, Edward Parker and Peter Simon, all of Racine; Patricia Pedersen and Tom Vignieri, Kenosha; and Michael Edgerton, Sturtevant. Community choral ensembles performing in the Gremel, Grothe and Crouch works respectively are The Racine Chorale, the John Bullen Junior High School 7th Grade Boys' Choir of Ke nosha and the senior choir of the First Evangelical Lutheran Church of Racine. All of the students whose works are being performed have studied with Prof. August Wegner andsome also studied with visiting composer Otto Luening during his recent stay on campus. Wondering what to do with your books? CAMPUS BOOK EXCHANGE ^ accepting and selling books. WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE $ $ $ FOR YOUR BOOKS. STOP BY FOR DETAILS. We're On The WLLC Concourse ttuvcrsi^rof "Wisconsin" Farlvside ^ Communication. Arts Theatre April23-24, & April 25,2Pm April 30-AW1, wpm. J.\ \l / / HURRER, IAKNML lichets: Union Info. DcsH & at the DooY" 553-2345 ©1* >53-2042 $2.50 Panuidt Stvdmts,Sta», S«i\io** $3.5© Public CiUWs 4 Thursday, April 29,1982 RANGER "Personal Best" is story of competition and love 11 ...L — — n Mn im fU« by Bob Kiesling There is a temptation, when talking about a film such as "Personal Best," to allow one's feelings to get in the way erf t he perception of what the movie actually is. Anyone can pick up a newspaper or magazine and find a reviewer saying that the film is or is not significant; that it deals with the emotional problems of athletic competition honestly or dishonestly; or whether it is in favor of or against homosexual relationships. Both sides of these questions have been argued pro and con by various film critics. But that is missing the point. The power of this exceptionally frank film is that every viewer can draw his/her own conclusions from the questions at issue. Here's a brief summation of the plot: Mariel Hemingway plays a young athlete, Chris Cahill, who, coached by her father, fails to place in the 1976 Olympic trials. At this meet, she is spotted by Patrice Donnelly, a world - class pentathlete, who sees through Hemingway's athletic reticence the potential to become an Olympic contender and, not the least, a certain amount of p hysical attraction. Hemingway is therefore invited by Donnelly's character Tory to practice with her and her coach, well played by Scott Glenn. After gaining Glenn's approval and getting her competitive act together, she must, at Glenn's insistance, break her emotional ties with Donnelly, who he feels is hurting Hemingway in her ability to compete, especially when Glenn places her in the pentathlon, pitting Tory and Chris in direct competition with each other. It is the two themes, competition and love, that give the movie its direction. The, complication is that the lover is also the competitor. The most disturbing aspect of the film is also a necessary one. In the interest of maintaining the film's fast pace, director Robert Towne chose rather than to show how Chris' personal conflicts are resolved he takes for granted the fact that they are resolved. The audience is shown the what, sometimes the how, but never the why. Even so, by eliminating what Miller times ^ Miller High Life Sa-^e old story. These college guus love you atrniaWt and toss ucm out in the morningare, in effect, the qualifying statements in the film, he has created, right or wrong, a much more direct statement. It is at the expense of some detail, with the added benefit of allowing the audience to draw their conclusions, how perceptive filmmakers maintain their cinematic balance. A technically ambitious film, the production crew often seems to take more risks than the athletes themselves. While the photography is nothing flashy, it never fails to convey the vital details of the current event. But it's the editing and the soundtrack along with it that make the film dynamic as it is. Except for two or three bad cuts, the montaged athletic events, with the associated sound effects, show the events as intensely, violently, emotional, and at the same time, curiously graceful. The screenplay, casting, and acting are right on. Again, nothing frilly, just good common sense. In particular, Hemingway is perfect for her part. She displays the same mixture of awkwardness and grace found in a newborne colt. As her character Chris grows, she grows also, until, in the final sequences she has matured into a full - blown track star and women. While director Towne has been accused of sensationalism in filming the movie's lesbian love scenes, it is largely a personal decision whether or not you would be comfortable with them. For myself, I found them tastefully done and occupying their proper plaee in the grand scheme of the film. But it is up to the individual viewer to find their own meaning here. And that is the power of "Personal Best." Whether viewed in a superficial context, or with a deeper interpretation, it has the potential to become a personal winner. Art lecture to be held "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism" will be the topic of a lecture by Jack Burnham, professor of art at Northwestern University, at 3:30 on Thursday, May 6, at the Univ. of Wisconsin - Parkside in Greenquist Hall 101. The slide - illustrated lecture will explore the significance of Marcel Duchamp's esoteric art and its importance to the development of modern and avant - garde aesthetic innovations. Duchamp, who died in 1968, was one of the most influential and controversial artists of. the twentieth century and is often credited as the originator of p ost - formalist or conceptual art. This lecture is the final one in the free public art history seminar series organized by the Art Discipline at UW - Parkside, (titled "Art, Style, and Society"). Burnham is a specialist in modern and contemporary art, and for the last few years has focused his theoretical research on Duchamp. Originally a sculptor, he received his M.F.A. from Yale University School of Art, and has taught previously at Colgate University. The art history seminar series was funded by UW - Parkside and coordinated by the Art Discipline. c 1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. Ranger needs writers! RANGER Thursday, April 29,1982 Punkers, Poppers, and New Wavers make mark on music scene bvy Joe Kimm _• In England, a band called The Sex Pistols recorded a song called "God Save The Queen." It caused a rage in the British press and started a whole wave of bands called Punk Rock bands. It was about to start a new trend in music for years to come. On the home front, a band called The Ramones was churning out three chord zip songs for middle America. They even made a movie called the Rock and Roll High School which was to star the five piece band. Wendy and the Plasmatics were chopping off baby's heads and playing with pythons on stage to standing room only audiences across the vast midwest as well as both coasts. Other groups resorted to Mohawk haircuts and other gimmicks to maintain this phenomena called Punk Rock. What is punk rock? On the surface, it seems to be rehashed 50's music with a lot of stage gimmicks. It has its roots in Elvis and Bill Haley, who went against the social and musical norms of the day to create a rebellious style of music. It had its counterpart in bands like Kiss and Alice Cooper who borrowed theatrical gimmicks to enhance their shows. Thus, the punk rockers used safety pins, outrageous makeup, far - out hairdo's and wild costumes to further intensify what was already a pretty intense form of music. Imagine four bodies up there, jumping around, wheeling their guitars around and screaming into the microphone such obnoxious lyrics as "Pain Pain is good, Feel it, Reel it, Pain is good . . . ." There was a whole generation of this punk rock music groups which later turned into new wave. XTC, Boomtown Rats, Blown Volkswagens, and The Dead which originated in UK, and later filtered down into the Greenwich Village scene in the lower west side of Manhattan advocated violence, drugs, rebellion and general chaos. The Clash, which was another British band, best personified this anger felt in the young people against the conventions of society and the thin fabric of morality which civilization is generally made up of. They wrote songs on school, drugs, the revolution, the militia, and the general militarism that was going on in the UK between the Catholics and the Protestants, the Irish and the British, and the working class struggle which generated resentment against the wealthy. Burned up The New Wave trend was best initiated in the States by groups like The Cars which combined hooks and musical gimmicks to introduce the masses into this powerful form of music. Groups like The Knack eventually gave way to Joe Jackson and The Pretenders which say great popularity in being hip, chic, and being aware and in tune with the scene. Home - made remedies saw in the way of Talking Heads and the like which combined sixties harmonies with fifties power chords of rock and roll to carry punk rock into a new realm. New Wave was more stylized than punk rock, and advocated being fashionable as opposed to being militant. It led the way in clothes, new sayings and trendy places to dwell in. Power Pop was the next step in the evolution of this finer form of music. It isn't exactly clear what this is, but I gather it is a more refined form of New Wave with more of a song structure and more vocal harmonies borrowed from the sixties. More emphasis was put on lyrics and the whole format was more tightly structured. Song form was highly emphasized, as were the words that fitted into them and there was actually a progression being followed in Signs of the times are 'picture perfect' by Carol Burns Here we go again. The parking lots at Parkside have long been a center of controversy. In fact, so much has been said about them that almost no one really cares to discuss the subject anymore. But regardless of their faults, the lots have one strong point: the signs are in words. Just think — the lots could have been set up with those strange international picture signs. Instead, it was taken for granted that people using the lots can read! This in itself says a lot for Parkside students. Consider a "No Parking at Any Time on This Road" sign. It could easily be replaced by a sign which has a big black "P" with a diagonal red line through it. A sign like that could be interpreted several ways. Besides "No Parking," it might mean "No Passing," "No Parkside," "No Parties," "No Pets," "No Petting;" or it could mean that a certain bodily function is not allowed. There are other simplified signs that can be confusing to a driver: a truck on a small black triangle; stick figures without feet that appear to be walking; pictures of stoplights. In view of budget cuts, is it possible that the last type of sign is to serve as a cheap substitute for the real thing? These new signs are supposedly for the benefit of regular drivers, foreign drivers, and drivers who aren't real sharp in the reading department. In other words, there are people driving around out there who probably cannot read! Somehow, that's not a very comforting thought. The picture signs are not limited to drivers, however. In some areas, there are wordless signs for pedestrians. A white silhouette of a person means walk. An orange hand means don't walk. An orange hand? Come on now! What's wrong with words? Is this a signal of the falling I.Q. of the United States? Does it mean that future generations will lose the ability to read? Are we being cleverly coerced into a world of wordless images? Will "English 101" be replaced by "Fun With Pictures"? Member P arkside 2 00 Mention this a d! & SM US for your Mother's Day Flowers Many Styles — Custom Arrangement Jesoph C. Cucu nato 4433 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wis. Phone 654-0774 * All Major Credit Cards Accepted ' Mother's Day is Sunday, May 9. ^ « ARNESON'S FLOWERS QVudX OU£ Open Mother's Day Sunday, May 9 9-5 OPEN DAILY 7509 22nd Avenue Kenosha. Wl 53140 Phone657-1118 Send flowers to that girl back home. This Mother's Day, remember Mom with an FTD* Big Hug® Bouquet. A beautiful arrangement of fresh flowers in a distinctive Ceramic Pot. Just stop by your nearest FTD® Florist before May 9, and send the FTD Big Hug Bouquet. It's a special Mother's Day gift the girl back home won't ever forget. Send your love with special care. The FTD Big Hug Bouquet is generally available for less than 518.50. As independent retailers. FTD Florists set their own prices. Individual prices may vary. Service charges and delivery may be additional. < 1982 Florists' Transworld Delivery Association. " Registered trademark of Florists' Transworld Delivery Association. "A cooperV^stively owned floral wire and membership service. ' .teafMhtA qe no moriform of chordal structures. It was nearing the pop songs of the sixties in format but with more power and zest put into the song and performance was definitely emphasized. Adam and The Ants received a lot of media publicity when they declared their style of performance, the New Romantics. It was basically a ritualization and glorification of the mating ritual accompanied by chanting and tribal atmosphere. It gained immense popularity and momentum in the early eighties and won acclaim as the definitive new style in the musical scene. Well, that didn't last long. So what's next? Why the Go Go's, of course. Combining New Wave with the old, the Power Pop with the good old fashioned dance rhythms, they paved their way to the top with "We've Got The Beat." So why not with the Go Go's. Why not an all - girl band. So let's go with the Go Go's and we've all got the beat. . . . In The Parkside Union announces "GOING NUTS SALE ff 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Daily 40% OFF ALL N UTS INCLUDING CASHEWS & PISTACHIOS WHILE THEY LAST WEEK OF MAY 3rd THRU 7th COMMUNITY "Let us therefore love one another as far as we are able and by our love draw one another to possess God within us — St. Augustine the Hu6ustinlans Brothers called to a life of community in service to the church. the Hu*ustinians For further information 20300 Governors Hwy A without obligation, write: Olympla Fields. IL 60461 tffi 312 748-9500 6 Thursday, April 29,1982 RANGER Scholarship Day honors many The annual Scholarship Day at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on Sunday, April 25, resulted in awards and honors for more than 70 students. The program included an address by UW-Parkside history professor Thomas C. Reeves, author of "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a major new biography of the Wisconsin senator, and music by The Oriana Trio, resident chamber ensemble at UW-P. The event also included remarks by Prof. Richard Carrington, on behalf of the Campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee which sponsors the program, and Douglas G. Devan, M.D., on behalf of the Parkside Alumni Association. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards: • The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of $400, f or a student interested in ecology, went to John R. Ertl, Racine. • Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $250 each, named for the former University regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, were awarded to Kristine Wendt, Kenosha; and Jeffrey A. Medin, Kenosha. • Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships of $250 each, named for UWParksrde's founding chancellor, went to Donna Marie Felsing, Kenosha; and Kim E. Lindquist, Kenosha. • Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $250 e ach, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to Timothy Scott Houden, Kenosha; Maria A. Veronico, Burlington; Brian J. Passino, Kenosha; and Kimberly A. McLeod, Racine. Premenstrual Syndrome explored The National Association of Social Workers will sponsor the 6th Annual NASW Workshop on Friday, May 7 from 9 a.m. to noon. The issue of Premenstrual Syndrome will be addressed. PMS is the unhappy complex of symptoms affecting a vast number of women. The havoc this syndrome can wreak upon the personal and work lives of its sufferers is obvious. The workshop will address issues of identification, treatment, and prognosis for sufferers and for professionals dealing with clients who may exhibit various symptomology. The fee for the workshop is $5, and it will be held in Tallent Hall. For further information, call Dale Landis, Chairman of the Racine - Kenosha branch of NASW at 636- 3272. / Downtown/Kenosha Elmwood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear University of Wisconsin-Parkside Public forum HELPING THE VICTIMS & THEIR FAMILIES 7:30 p. m., Monday, May 3rd Union Cinema Theater • Louis Ferman, professor of social work and research director, University of Michigan Institute of Labor and Industrial Relations; author of "The Economy and Mental Health" and "Plant Shutdown and Relocation" • Melva Meachem, coordinator, Concentrated Industrial Outreach Division, Illinois State AFL-CIOand director of a n intervention team for communities experiencing large - s cale job loss • Rev. Charles Rawlings, officer for church and society, The Episcopal Diocese of Ohio; former coordinator, ecumenical coalition project on the steel mill shutdowns in Youngstown, Ohio; author, "Community and Capital in Conflict: Plant Closings and Job Loss" • Kenneth Hoover, moderator and Public Forum director; professor of political science, UW - Parkside and UWEX Department of Governmental Affairs FREE AN D OPEN TO THE PU BLIC Co-sponsored by the University of Wisconsin - Parkside and the UWEX Department of Governmental Affairs • Ernst and Whinney Scholarships of $250 each in accounting went to Paula Denig, Racine; and Suzanne Denzine, Racine. • William W. Petrie Scholarships of $250 in labor and industrial relations went to John E. Arnold, Kenosha; and Margaret Lee, Kenosha. • The Johnson Wax Award of $100 in science went to Christopher Robert Sartori, Kenosha, and the Sam Poerio Award of $100 and a traveling trophy for a student in education went to Mary Jo Fleming, Racine. Club Events ••••••••••••••••••••• . . . . . V P P u b l i c R e l a t i o n s , J a y G r a n t ; JVl.b.U. SOC Representative, Kris Schaefer. On April 28, at 1 p.m., the Minority Student Union will be holding their First Annual Awards Day, in Union 106. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE Executive Board election results: President, John Funk; VP Personnel, Carla Chatterton; VP marketing, Mathew Sullivan; VP Promotion, Ross Thompson; Women's Concourse Women's Concourse will meet Wednesday, May 5 in Moln. 113 at 1 p.m. They will be electing new officers and discussing activities for the Library Fund Raising Event. All members are encouraged to attend, and take part. They will need help to make the event a successful one! Stevens Point announces overseas study UW - Stevens Point has announced plans for overseas study programs it will sponsor this summer and fall. The summer offerings are in England and Poland and the fall semester programs are in Germany, Republic of China (Taiwan), England and Poland. Dr. Pauline Isaacson, director of International Programs, said students from throughout the UWSystems and the state's private colleges have traditionally joined Stevens Point collegians in overseas study travel since UWSP offerings were first developed in the late 1960's. She said UW-SP is noted for offering extensive travel at inexpensive prices. Here's a summary of the programs (the price covers travel, tuition, food and lodging): • Summer in Britain — June 7 - July 4 — $1400 approximately with two weeks travel northward to Scotland and 12 days in London. Emphasis will be on theatre and psychology. • Summer in Poland — July 12 - August 8 — $1400 a pproximately with two weeks in and around Cracow in picturesque Southern Poland and 12 days travel northward to Warsaw and Gdansk. Emphasis will be on art and folk art. • Semester in Britain — August 18 - December 10 — $2600 approximately. Students may earn 13-17 semester hours of credit. Principal base will be Britain's capital, London. The first 28 days will focus on Continental Travel Study which will include visits to Amsterdam, Koln, Munich, Salzburg, Florence, Rome, Basel, Paris, Bruges. The price stated will cover air fare, room and board, continental rail travel, side excursions, and Wisconsin Resident Tuition. Each student will be responsible for his own personal costs such as sundries. • Semester in Poland — August 18 - December 10 — $2150 approximately. 13-17 hours of credit. Principal base will be Jagiellonain University, Cracow, Poland. The first 12 days Travel Study will feature visits to Germany, Yugoslavia, Hungary, and Austria. Upon arrival in Poland, the group will have Travel Study To important points of interest, south to the Tatra Mountains, then north to cities of special interest, and the ports on the Baltic. A final 10 days of Travel Study in December will focus on a five day program in Berlin, and visits to Amsterday and Bruges in Belguim. All costs essential to the program are included in the quoted price. Each student is responsible for his own personal costs such as sundries. • Semester in Germany — August 18 - December 18 — $2800 approximately. 13-17 hours credit. This program located in Munich, West Germany, is preceded by visits to other sites in Germany and Austria, including a week's study program in Berlin. Students are introduced to art, architecture, history, and economics, of cities and cultural areas — Hamburg, Regensburg, Augsburg, Koln in Germany and COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The last of this semester's information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use U. W. Parkside's (PrnTSl""^ 1 thP niTRMeSeaHCh Timesha™g System wrn te held: academic computing system, Monday, May 3; 4 - 5 P. M. MOLN. ill (Faculty Lounge) Students faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. auena Salzburg, Innsbruck and Lienz in Austria. At the close of the study program, the group will visit Amsterdam. • Semester in the Republic of China — Au gust 18 - December 10 — $2900 ap proximately. As in the other programs, students may earn 13-17 credits. The program is based at Soochow University, Taipei, Taiwan. Projected Travel Study will be to select areas in Mainland China, if such can be arranged, Hong Kong, and to other parts of the island of Taiwan. Featured are courses in art, Chinese language, and Chinese culture and civilization. Inquiries about the program may be directed to Dr. Pauline Isaacson, Director of International Programs, Main Building, University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point, 54481. Rebuttal misses the point . . . Continued From Page Two must subscribe to their political idealist positions as well. Thus, I am continually bombarded with the feeling that, if I want any respect, I must support handgun banning even though I find it totalitarian, or that I must support ERA even though I find severe dangers in it. This is the type of subtle censorship which I referred to in a previous letter. Lastly, I'd like to say a good word about Chuck — I'm glad he stood up for the right of free speech, as much as I don't care for Gordon Liddy. I would hope, however, that Chuck would reconsider his statements in defense of coming to political conclusions without thorough analysis. I would hope the same for others, but of concern that they will not one day find the true value of their works and achievements marred by a disaster of any Utopian political solution which they may have lent support to. R.K. Becker Treks planned Applications are now available for the American Lung Association Canoe and Bike Treks. Treks are a series of four and eight day planned and guided wilderness adventures. Because Trek Bicycle Corporation of Waterloo, Wisconsin is sponsoring the bike trek, scheduled for June 3-6 in the Kettle Moraine State Forest, all funds raised will be used to support Lung Association programs for asthmatic children. June 10-13 a canoe trek will be held through Sylvania Recreation Area. Canoes and all equipment are furnished. All Treks include orientation sessions for participants designed to lend advice on gear and clothing, and promote sound wilderness ethics. For an application or more information call the American Lung Association at 463-3232. O ut of the metropolitan Milwaukee area, call toll - free: 1-800-242-5160. RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1982 7 Reeves to teach McCarthy course | Student ranks high in math Prof. Thomas C. Reeves, author of "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a new biography of the Wisconsin senator, will teach a special history course with the same title during the fall semester. The 3 - credit class will meet from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Thursdays. Reeves' book is a selection of the Book of the Month Club, History Book Club and Quality Paperback Book Club and has been receiving overwhelmingly favorable reviews in major U.S. newspapers and periodicals. Pre - registration for the fall '82 semester began Tuesday, April 27. Bassis co-authors sociology textbook A Parkside sociologist is a coauthor of a new college - level textbook, "Social Problems," just published by Harcourt, Brace, Jovanovich, Inc. The authors are Michael S. Bassis, Associate Dean of Faculty and Associate Professor of Sociology at UW-P, Richard J. Gelles of the University of Rhode Island and Ann Levine. Baseball Men finally win Continued From Page Eight baseman Dan Sykes followed with two of his own. The men were losing 7-3 until the sixth inning when they scored five runs. John Hyatt came through with a home run for the Rangers. The second game was considerably shorter than the first as it was called after four and one - half innings due to the ten run rule. The final score of the day was 14-1, with such incidents as Rich Salisbury's and Joe Krisiks back - to - back homers. Brian Steinhoff, Parkside's starting pitcher received the victory as Sykes and Salisbury led the attack with three hits a piece. The Rangers will take on George Williams College on home turf tomorrow at 1 p.m. competition A Parkside senior, David Vollmer, is among students who ranked in the upper one - fourth of students participating in the 1981- 82 William Lowell Putnam Mathematical Competition. He was among 2,043 students from 343 colleges and universities in the U.S. and Canada who took part in the competition last December. Results were announced last week. The competition is funded by the Putnam Fund for the Promotion of Scholarship and is held under auspices of the Mathematical Association of America. Vollmer, of 563 Sheridan Road, Racine, has a double major in physics and mathematics at Parkside. Only one other Wisconsin student (from Beloit College) ranked in the competition. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back 3519 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 654-61 54 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine, Wi SHair Studio 554-8600 $ REDKEN Salon Prescription Center CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. North Kenosha. Call 551-7438 o r 658-9229, anytime. TYPING for professionals and students. 5 minutes from Parkside. 552-8293 (after 5 p.m.) Write RANGER A Letter! HELP WANTED JOIN US FOR THIS SUMMER and earn tuition, spending money. Compete for $1,000 scholarship. No experience needed. Company training. Start immediately. Car necessary. Interview at Racine Holiday inn, Room 233, Monday, May 3 at 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. sharp! WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect way to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. WANTED ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175, Dick O. FOR SALE FILM - T HEATRE — Shakespeare book sale thru May 5. Quality used and out-of-print books at The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312-6th St., Racine. Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's Birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 18th and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. PERSONALS FORMAL DANCE at Marc Plaza. Female escort needed. Brendan, 962-8081. STILL NEED DATE for Naval Ball on 4/30/82. Brendan, 962 8081. COM' ON GIRLS, use that formal dress in the closet. Brendan. SOMEONE MUST HAVE a formal dress for Naval Ball. Brendan. I HAVE TWO DAYS to find a date. Please I! I Brendan. I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND FORWARD, just benevolently convincing. Brendan. PEOPLE — put aside your alienation. Get on with the fascination. DAVE: when I get my candlestick, you'll get your letter. BREAD, YEA, YEA! Backseat driving without a driver. Merlin. MARQUETTE CAMPUS PARTY 5/1/82. Any preppy girls interested? Junior, 552 8770. PARKSIDE can be preppier than Marquette! Biff, Junior and Buffy. HEY PREPPIES: It's time to wear your IZOD shirts. Biff. COM' ON GIRLS, don't be so shy. Brendan needs responses. COM' ON ATTRACTIVE GIRLS: Brendan isn't a bad guy. He's alright. TO MY FAVORITE ZOMBIE: How's life with the living? JENNY — The Zombie walks. Signed, Chipmunk. ROBIN: Golf courses and broken tables! Where will it all end? Chipmunk. THANKS J.R. for your help. Rico. LET'S HAVE a new - w ave orgy. Birdman. EVERYBODY, let's get boofed . . . Bruno THE BIRDMAN has arrived from planet X . . . Bruno. PUNKS JERK IT back and forth. Rico. ED — Those who can't see other's point of view have no right to force their opinions on others! SNOOPY Kiss me you fool!! THE PARTY OF GROTHE, PEDERSEN AND LETTER: Br»vo ladies, Bravo! TO ALL WHO HAVE TAKEN SHOTS at CHUCK in the Classifieds: I'm not defending him, but it is a shame that all of that energy was wasted on such child's play. i ^ Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 558-3553 'if it feels like a weekend, it must be Michelob'.' Put a little weekend in your week. 8 Thursday, April 29, 1982 RANGER Softball Women have good week, now 11-7 by Kathleen Pohlman The women's Softball team played a very busy week last week, but started out with a victory against Carthage 12-2. The winning pitcher was Lynn Barth who was also one of the star hitters, batting 3 for 5. Cindy Ruffert also batted well, 3 for 4. The second game started but ended in the fifth inning due to cold and darkness. Even with the bad luck, the women pulled out another win, 3-2. The star batter was Nancy Kivi as she hit a triple with the bases loaded. Michele Martino was the winning pitcher. On Tuesday the women hosted Elmhurst College and won the Bike for MD Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words of Scarlato, "for softies". There will be no support vehicle, and each participant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. first game with a score of 13-2. Lynn Barth, the winning pitcher, along with the other great defense on the team, held Elmhurst scoreless until the seventh inning. Lynn Barth hit a triple and Ann Althaus hit a double. Nancy Kivi went 2 for 3. Due to unreasonable weather the second game was cancelled. However, on Wednesday the weather cleared but the women still had a hard time, losing against St. Francis, 1-0. The loss went to Michele Martino. The game was close but the Rangers just could not score. The second game was tougher and the women lost it, 9-0. Lynn Barth was the losing pitcher. The weekend had a full schedule when the Rangers played in the Chicago Circle Tournament. The first game of the day (Friday) was against North Eastern 111. The loss proved to be vital. The score ended at 6-1. Lynn Barth got the loss. The Rangers had a tough time getting the bats to go. The second game proved to be better. They played St. Xavier for the fourth time this season and won again, 4-1. Michele Martino was winning pitcher. Lynn Barth was the leading batter, 2 for 3 with one triple. Nancy Kivi and Janet Broeren showed great skill and teamwork when they pulled several double plays on St. Xavier. During the game Paula Sandahl was injured when a player slid into her accidentally spiking her in the hand. Coach Linda Henderson does not know when Paula will return to the line up. On Saturday the tournament continued. The first game was against Eastern 111. T he Rangers lost 2-0. Michele Martino was the losing pitcher. The second game was against DePaul and ended victoriously, 3-1. Lynn Barth was the winning pitcher. Janet Broeren went 2 for 2. The Rangers are now 11-7. They play at home at Petrified Springs this Friday against Carthage. They also play on Saturday against St. Francis at home. Baseball Finally!! Victory for men! Photo by Bob Kiesling by Tammy Shuemate Plagued by losses, the Parkside men's baseball team finally broke their six game losing streak when they took on the Carthage Redmen and beat them 7-0 on April 20. The Rangers then took on the Milwaukee School of Engineering in Milwaukee. They were victorious in the first game of the doubleheader 4-1. Brian Steinhoff pitched a three hitter and catcher Carl Tortensen led the hitting with two. The second game also proved to be a victory for the men as they beat Milwaukee once again with a score of 4-2. Scott Hartnell kept Milwaukee to three hits while his teammate Dan Sykes led the Rangers with two hits. Last Saturday proved to be a fruitful day for the baseball team as they played against Lakeland College for the first and only time this year. The first game was a close one, but the men stuck it out to win 8-7. Rich Salisbury led the batting with three hits and second Continued On Page Seven SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Liddy creates stir at UW-P Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Sy/P University of Wisconsin - Parkside Watergate m astermind Liddy creates stir at UW-P Editor's note: This story is an interpretive account about G. Gordon Liddy's current appearance at Parkside. by Ken Meyer Editor Never have I witnessed the commotion and activity surrounding a speaker at this campus. The occasion: convicted felon, and Watergate mastermind, G. Gordon Liddy. Liddy's three - hour program was accompanied by students protesting his appearance on campus, citing that PAB was showing that crime does pay, and a press interview that was 4-1/2 hours after it was scheduled. The interview, originally scheduled for 7 p.m. (Liddy spoke at 8 p.m.) was postponed until after his speech because, according to Coordinator of S tudent Activities Buddy Couvion, Liddy didn't want to have to repeat himself by being asked the same question twice. Some people felt that for $4500, which was Liddy's fee, he should not mind answering the same question twice — after all, he's been on the lecture circuit for a few years now, so he knows how to give his programmed answers. The one thing I noticed, listening to the many questions from the politically diverse audience, was that Liddy, being the astute speaker - on - the - circuit that he is, was able to "answer" the questions by avoiding the point of the question and slanting his reply to what he wanted to say. The crowd was so immense that the 683 c apacity in the cafeteria did not suffice in holding the number of people present. The solution to the problem was that the late - comers without advance tickets had the choice of not attending or sitting in the Union Cinema Theater where Liddy's speech was piped in over the sound system. But they still had to pay the same price to hear him while almost 700 people were able to see and hear the fearless exFBI agent and government official speak about "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality." Those in the theater were allowed to stand in the back of the cafeteria after 20 minutes, giving ticket - holders the first chance to have a seat. Photo by Mark Sanders LIDDY spoke to approximately 700 people. April 23 "Thurber Carnival" to open "A Thurber Carnival," the zany comic revue which showcases both the visual and verbal wit of one of America's favorite humorists, is the Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline's spring production, on stage for the next two weekends in the Communication Arts Theater. Performances are at 8 p.m. on April 23, 24 and 30 and May 1 and at 2 p.m. on April 25. Admission is $2.50 for UW-P students and staff and for senior citizens ; $3.50 for others. Advance tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center and reservations may be made by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Thurber's special view of homo - Americanus first appeared in New Yorker magazine cartoons and sketches. They gained a new dimension in a Broadway stage production in 1961 which featured Liddy spoke for about one hour and fifteen minutes before answering questions from the audience. His speech consisted of such topics as the draft, the U.S. - Russia weaponry war, spying, government spending, government bureaucracy, and his life history, including stories about the FBI and his trial for his part in the Watergate scandal. Among the comments he made were: On the draft, he has told his son, "Count on it being a part of your life." Liddy said that the Soviets have a larger military reserve and while the United States' armed forces consists of 17 divisions, Russia's is made up of 180 divisions. Spies, according to Liddy, "are the nation's ears and eyes." Spies look for two things: what are the capabilities of other nations (friend or foe) and what are their intentions. Concerning Ronald Reagan's economic policies, Liddy offered one of his many analogies: "You can burn a house down in a night, but you can't rebuilt (it) in a day." Liddy said that 77% of the federal budget is out of control and nothing can be done until Congress changes the laws, but it won't. Aides within a presidential administration, said Liddy, are not friends and are continually jockeying for top position to the President. That can be seen by looking at the Nixon administration in which Liddy was a Photo by Mark Sanders PROTESTORS were quite evident outside the door of the cafeteria, where Liddy spoke. part of. Liddy summarized his autobiography, "Will," saying how he went through the FBI as an agent for five years, became a deputy prosecutor in the ultra - conservative Duchess County in New York and finally maneuvered his way to Washington, D.C. as a part of the Treasury Department. Liddy took pot shots at many others involved in the activities in Washington, including John Dean, Daniel Ellsberg and Judge John Sirica. Ellsberg leaked what became known in the media as "The Pentagon Papers," which gave the detailed history of American involvement in the Vietnam War. In another of his many analogies, Liddy compared "The Pentagon Papers" to playing a poker hand with somebody from the opposing side standing behind you looking at your carcb. Liddy conceded that the editors of the New York Times, which ran "The Pentagon Papers," did not print all of the information leaked to them because some of the information was a serious threat to national security. But, Liddy pointed out, somebody gave all the information, including the highly sensitive material, to the Soviet Embassy, ruining the U.S.'s "poker hand." Sirica, who presided over the Watergate hearings, was referred to as "his eminence" by Liddy, who criticized Sirica to the fullest. Liddy said Sirica had two problems, the first not being Sirica's fault — "he was born stupid." Sirica's second problem, according to Liddy, was that while he gave many pronouncements on the law, Sirica wouldn't touch the issue of pre - trial publicity. Liddy said the pre - trial publicity of the Watergate trial was the biggest since the Lindbergh kidnapping. Liddy facetiously called Sirica "Time's Man of the Year" and went on to say that one of the jurors was found not to be able to speak English. The whole episode, according to Liddy, was sealed on orders from Sirica, who would have felt embarrassed if word leaked out. Liddy was sentenced to 21-1/2 years in prison for his part in the Watergate scandal, which he labeled as "political intelligence gathering." Liddy does not regard the Watergate break-in, along with breaking into Ellsberg's psychiatrist's office, as an illegal act because those laws don't apply to the President "or somebody acting for him" when national security is involved. When he went to prison, Liddy Continued On Page Three Committee investigates harassment Peggy Cass and Tom Ewell and captured a special Tony award. The revue includes such Thurber classics as "Walter Mitty" and "The Night the Bed Fell" and "Fables for Our Time" like "The Little Girl and the Wolf" and "The Unicorn in the Graden." All reflect the Thurber theme of the little guy battered by a bewildering civilization. Members of the cast, appearing in multiple roles, are Vicki Knapp, Racine; Rebecca Julich, Racine; Mary Beth Kelleher, Kenosha; Patricia Casciaro, Kenosha; John Vocino, Kenosha; John Miskulin, Racine; Andrew Brhel, Cudahy; Scott Reichelsdorf, Kenosha; and David Schroeder, Kenosha. Leon Van Dyke directs, scenic design is by Charles Erven and costumes by Barbara Thompson. All are members of the dramatic arts faculty. by Pat Hensiak News Editor Sexaual harassment is thought to be by many a touchy subject. It is difficult to determine what type of behavior falls under sexual harassment, and what does not. On a finer scale, Parkside is developing a means of education and awareness to sexual harassment and is establishing a way to informally resolve any cases of sexual harassment. The definition of sexual harassment has been described as follows in the policy statment: unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other physical conduct and ex- • pre ssive behavior of a sexual nature where: (1) submission to such conduct is made either explicitly or implicitly a term or condition of an individual's employment or education; (2) submission to or rejection of such conduct by an individual is used as the basis for academic or employment decisions affecting that individual; or (3) such conduct has the purpose of effect of substantially interfering with an individual's academic or professional performance or creating an intimidating, hostile or demeaning employment or educational environment. Sexual harassment is considered a form of sex discrimination. The situation may occur in a number of varieties. The common element that all of these situations share is some sort of inappropriate introduction of sexual activities or comments into the work or learning experience. The relationships involved can be of unequal power, in compliance with requests for sexual favors as a criterion for granting work, study or grading benefits, or the relationship can be one of equal power and repeated sexual advances or demeaning verbal behavior can have a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or work in an academic setting. A concerted effort is being made to protect employees and students from sexual harassment. The establishment of programs to educate members of the university community on the subject of sexual harassment, and to make them more sensitive to its forms and damaging consequences, is being worked out at this time. The main purpose of the educational function being to make people aware of the definition of sexual harassment, and to inform them of the psychological impact of sexual harassment. It is important that the university community be made aware of the differences between legitimate behavior and inappropriate behavior. The program will be implemented by the sexual harassment advisory committee. The committee will assist those people who feel they are victims of sexual harassment. The role of the committee member will be one of a mediator. Committee members are individuals to whom the victim can go and talk, on an informal basis and confidentially. The committee member will then approach the accused and talk with them on an informal basis. In this format, everything is informal and confidential. Perhaps a resolution can be reached, never having to put a complaint in writing. Within the policy statement, the functions of the Advisory committee are as follows: • To advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; • To advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment to increase their sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it. • To assist in informal mediation efforts when so requested by the Chancellor or Chancellor's delegate; • To serve in an ombudsman role in matters relating to sexual harassment; • To give advice, counsel, and assistance to members of the university. Members of the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee are Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson, representing the faculty; Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems, representing classified staff; Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner, representing academic staff; Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak, representing students. If a university member feels mistreated, they should contact one of the above mentioned. 2 Thursday, April 22,1982 RANGER /'before we settle down to vote ON T HE RESOLUTION A GAINST GUN C ONTROL I'D L IKE T O T HANK BUCK SC HATZMAN FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL PLAQUE OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT HERE. To the E ditor Research does not make a good teacher the opposition to G. Gordon Liddy? by Chuck Ostrowski Last Monday, Parkside had the good fortune to be exposed to a point of view not usually presented. I am referring to G. Gordon Liddy, the author of WILL, his testimonial about the Watergate scandal of a decade ago. A controversy erupted several weeks ago when Liddy's appearance was announced. Petitions were circulated in protest of Liddy receiving $4500- for his lecture on Monday. More useful and needed items could be purchased with that kind of money, the argument went. Paying a criminal to broadcast his views and ideas was not in the best interests of the students here, whose tuition was used to pay for Mr. Liddy's lecture. However, others argued that G. Gordon Liddy is a historical figure directly involved in an illegal break - in and wire - tapping that led to the disclosure of other crimes now headlined under the common term "Watergate." Mr. Liddy is directly part of a scandal that forced the President of the United States to resign his office. That doesn't happen all the time, and to be part of anybody connected with this historical event whose effects are unprecedented is something we should all be supporting, not challenging. But I really don't believe that opponents of Mr. Liddy were necessarily concerned about paying him $4500. Although that is a significant amount of money it is certainly not a large percentage of the overall UW budget. I do believe, however, that those opposed to his presence here were practicing what could be called "liberal fascism." This amounts to opposing any point of view that is to the far right of their own. Of course, I'm sure these students wouldn't mind Liddy appearing here if he paid all the expenses, including lights and hot water. But we'd certainly be unable to have him speak if that was the case. So, in order for us to hear Mr. Liddy's extraordinary views, expenses must be paid by us. It's the price we pay to educate ourselves with an assortment of views. I also cannot help but think that if a convicted felon from the left, like Abbey Hoffman, lectured here for the same fee and petitions were circulated protesting his appearance, the same students screaming because of Liddy's presence would be screaming "fascism" in response to opposition of Hoffman. This whole atmosphere equating money with particular points of view is wrong. It really shouldn't matter the amount of money we have to pay to hear any type of view. (Of course, this whole system of whoever has the money to spend gets what he or she wants is wrong, but that's another topic.) What should concern everybody, though, is that any type of philosophy available for us to consume should be gotten. This is college, where exposure to Reaganism and Maoism should happen at the same level. Decide for yourself. That's why I cannot understand opposition to Liddy. To deny others the chance to hear him because you don't agree with him is something that regularly happens in the USSR. And I'm sure Parkside's resident leftists would not all like to be accused of censorship, since that would definitely contradict what they should stand for: freedom to exposure to all ideas, regardless of each's meaning or effects. But maybe our residents aren't as radical as they regard themselves. How else could you explain their reaction to an often incoherent extremist like G. Gordon Liddy? Editor: As a non - tr aditional student at Parkside, I am really concerned by the policies regarding teacher contracts. I think my years of life experiences, including raising children, have given me some insight into what can be great about schools and what can be damaging to the students. The answer to both is 'teachers'. Unfortunately, in the elementary and secondary schools, good teachers are definitely the exception rather than the rule. The same situation seems to exist here at Parkside, where teachers are judged on the basis of their research. What are the requirements of this research, and who is capable of judging? The administration seems to think students are completely incapable of passing judgment on a teacher ; I think they are more capable than an instructor's peers, whose judgment is often influenced by petty politics or imagined threats to their positions. I find it absolutely incredible that this condition exists here. It should not surprise me, I suppose. So many people my age just accept things as they are, without looking beneath the surface or asking questions. I have seen some really awful teachers — both in public and private sphools — and could not believe that other parents were unaware of them. Or perhaps it was ignorance, or unconcern. These same people, returning to school, would probably not care if they had mediocre teachers. The traditional students, too, seem very tolerant of poor teaching. This is probably because they simply have had so many bad ones they don't expect anything better. Most of these students questions things about our society, and are much more politically aware than I was at their age. Making changes is not an easy process, but young adults today certainly have the intelligence and energy to bring it about. Good teachers teach their students to THINK. But perhaps that is not considered desirable by everyone. People are much more easily controlled, and society much less complicated, if no one questions anything. Kindness and caring are traits that are necessary for a good teacher. Those that make petty rules, with infractions punishable by lower grades, must be very insecure and resort to trivial methods to exert their authority. But perhaps the subject matter does not lend itself to dedication. Even a machine could fill one's head with cold, hard facts, necessary for technical fields, I suppose, and certainly valued — money wise — in our society today. Behavioral science, on the other hand, where one is dealing with people and not machines, requires special instructors. Jim Bearden is one of these. Along with a few other really special sociology teachers, he is what teaching should be about. It's unfortunate that more students do not take courses with these instructors; it is an enlightening experience. The world needs people who care about other people. Teachers certainly should set an example by treating students as the intelligent people they are, and by teaching them to think. Otherwise, who will question the actions of our government, especially now when our country is contributing to the slaughter of i nnocent people in other countries, while ignoring starvation and poverty here at home? I hate to think that this university favors research - minded instructors who do not have the inclination, or are not allowed the time, to be dedicated teachers. Somewhere along the way the real purpose of schools has been lost: namely, to teach students. I wonder how many taxpayers are aware of this trend, and how would they vote if given a choice: Should your tax - supported university be for teaching or research? Lorene Wynn Views on punk rock were "slanted" Dear editor: In response to a letter your paper printed last week, we feel the public has a "right to know" the truth in regards to the punk rock phenomena. The purpose of this short, buf pertinent, letter will be to highlight the misconceptions in Mr. Kiesling's recent rebuttal. We now will turn our attention to the issue at hand. Mr. Kiesling (or Bob; far be it for us to intrude on the "power of the individual"): Your rebuttal has been acknowledged. However, in the interest of fairness (so staunchly advocated by John Rawls), we feel it is our obligation to the public to reveal the truth. This letter will concern itself with punk rock and its underlying concepts. Previous to the construction of our earlier article we researched several areas of the phenomena (which we call punk rock) from different sociological and philosophical perspectives. From this information it is plainly visible that our statements were not the expression of two irate individuals, but instead the response of society at large. You stated you have never met anyone who described the "genre" as "intolerable and disgusting," and hope never to meet anyone who Stop opposition to punk rock Dear Editor, We're writing in reply to the letter on stopping punk rock. We were very impressed by the grammar and usage of the English language, however, we felt the letter was quite repetitious and the point simple enough to have been condensed into one paragraph, therefore our point shall be kept short. We felt discouraged by the narrow thinking expressed in the letter. While it is true that punk rock is basically an anarchist movement, and that if ignored would vanish, letters of this negative type keep the punk fires burning. Punk rock has flourished because of negative media attention. Every time the words "punk rock" are mentioned, another curious person becomes interested in finding out what it is all about. Thus letters such as the one that appeared in the Ranger two weeks ago helped the movement more than it hurt it. What really scares us is the flipped - out way in which the authors of the letter in question regard the first Amendment to the Constitution of these United States. Sure, they have freedom of speech, but why should they criticize and infringe on punk - rockers' rights on Freedom of Expression? They would ban punk rock just because they didn't like it. What if they didn't like organized religion? Should we ban it? To tell the truth, while punks loudly desecrate the American way, and expand the ways of Anarchy, they actually revere the U.S. and Democracy, at least in relation to Socialism and Communism. Democracy is the only system in which punk rock could exist. Thus we say that although punks and punk rock may express the unjustness of today's Democratic system, fear not that they will ever become an organized group vowing to spread anarchy ; how can anarchy ever become organized? Obviously, those authors are very close minded in the view of people they don't understand. It is this kind of view that breeds prejudice which therefore induces more separation of the people which is just the opposite of what our society needs today. This kind of clear cut good and evil is encouraged by Communist countries, in which, from what we've seen in the letter, "How Can We Stop Punk Rock?", the authors would have nothing to complain about if they lived in one since the government would already dictate how the people act, dress refers to it as "indignant." Obviously you have certain social boundaries outside of which you must rarely venture. In fact, the three terms must be used consecutively, in one thought, to capture the impact concerning Middle - America's viewpoints on punk rock. I am not speaking of the Middle - American offspring of the late fifties and early sixties, I am speaking of t he mature Middle - America: the working man. If you still question the truth of such assertions, we can give you the names and addresses of various social establishments, where you can encounter a myriad of people and ascertain whether our earlier statements were objective. In reference to your inference that capitalistic society advocates the rock music industry (in lieu of its monetary input), we should like to point out that prostitution and pornography are also multi - billion dollar businesses within the capitalistic structure. It is evident capitalistic society does not advocate these degenerative practices, yet they flourish. Why? We feel the real problem is the ever - increasing, egocentric power of the individual and its ever - rising consequent: a lack of social responsibility. Such a dilemma is analogous to a stubborn and spoiled child, who always wants to receive and never replace. In essence, the individual has been allowed to roam free without regard to the costs society has to bear. Thus, individual autonomy has become perverse. In summary, we see that although certain practices exist in a capitalistic culture, they are not necessarily a benefit to that culture — they are a detriment. Speaking of individualism, you have conveniently disregarded (with or without intent) the main crux of our first letter. It seems you have not comprehended the negative aspects of a founand think. We feel that no one should criticize punk rock unless it really affects them. No one has to be involved in it. So why don't those two authors just listen to their own advice and ignore it. Just let it be!!! . - - The Deviants dationless individualism as advocated by modern arm - chair philosophers (i.e. Jean - Paul Sartre). This individualism, based on moral and personal freedom, is closely related to punker ideology. Furthermore, it is an individualism no one has been able to completely live up to. Bob, if you cannot grasp philosophical jargon, then do not attempt to refute philosophically based arguments. Your letter also contained a misconception concerning Neo - Darwinism (relating back to 1935). Perhaps if you had read the letter a bit more discriminantly you would have realized we did not advocate a "right - wing totalitarian" government (in fact, we claimed it was neither ethical or workable). Regardless, in theory it would be a way to rid our capitalistic society of the punk rock menace. In closing, you have, like punk rock, failed to provide a viable and rational alternative to capitalism. Punkdom, based on anarchy, only reinforces our original concept of punk rock as a trivial and socially "indignant" cult. As you saw in our previous article, this warrants society a right to extinguish and dismantle it. By the way Bob, we view disco as socially distasteful and thus, extinguishable also. Bob, we do appreciate your concern, even though your crucial issues were expressed from a subjective point of view (or what journalists term as a "slanted" viewpoint). One final suggestion, if you wish to broaden your musical scope you should try listening to the socially and individually redeeming music of Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys. Jack Zurawik and Dave Odders RANGER Thursday, April 22, 1982 3 Liddy Continued From Page One said, he saw fear on the faces of the prison guards and prisoners after revealing his educational background. (He earned a bachelor of science degree from Fordham College and a doctor of law from the Fordham Law School.) The most powerful weapon one could have, said Liddy, is education. This statement didn't really prove itself to be reliable when Liddy later answered questions from the audience concerning education. Liddy first joked about the question and answer session, as he did with many other topics throughout the evening, and corrected the English used by the first person posing a question. Repeatedly throughout the rest of the question and answer session Liddy evaded the basic issue of the questions and answered what he wanted to say. Or else, he gave one insignificant example to try to prove a point that couldn't be summed up in one selective example. The first question dealt with how the U.S. and the Soviet Union will go about the Cold War — wi ll war break out or will there be peace? Liddy said that when you prepare for peace, you also prepare for war and that with the nature of man, your enemies will attack you. He compared it to the Law of the Yukon — the weak shall perish while the strong will thrive. Asked how America can get strong and maintain a free society without major, inhibiting fears, Liddy said about Reagan, "He has a chance (to do so) as long as you the American people have patience. Reagan knows what to do — all we have to do is let him do it." Liddy said that one major problem is that the current federal economic program is not exactly what Reagan asked for, so he can't be blamed if t he program fails. Liddy said that the television movie based on his autobiography was O.K. but that the original three - hour version was edited an hour and the story was fictionalized a bit. One question, from a conservative audience member, pointed out that some people (mainly him) didn't want tax money going for social change, but would rather have it go towards political change. Many people in the audience amazedly listened to the point of the "question" (which was more of a statement than a question). That shows the diversity of the audience — the entire political spectrum that exists in the American political system (which isn't all that much, by the way) was represented in the audience and heard from the opposing viewpoints. In response to a question about Richard Nixon's drinking while in the White House, Liddy said, "I never saw him drunk or even the slightest bit under the influence of alcohol." The subject of nuclear war was brought up and the point was raised that why does American have to match Russia in conventional warfare weaponry when the war will be a nuclear one. Liddy said the U.S. needs more tanks if we don't want Russia to take over Europe. "If we want to be isolationists, we don't have to worry about tanks until they come from north and south," Liddy said. He also said that the worry is more likely to come from the south considering the Soviet influence in Central America. Liddy said that although he recommended it be done, he was not ordered to kill Washington columnist Jack Anderson, who wrote a revealing story that endangered a spy's life. Liddy said the government was justified to have Anderson killed ("All governments commit homicides from time to time to protect their nations."). Some students asked Liddy whether he approved of cutting programs such as education to build up the national defense. Liddy said, "Yes." Liddy said you cannot increase intelligence with education — it's the raw material that really counts. Liddy said that people are trying to "put a price on our freedom — a nd that's one thing we can't afford to do." He said people are still able to receive a higher education — " It can be done — it just takes a little courage." Asked what he would be doing now if he didn't get caught in Watergate, Liddy said, "I'd probably be slaving away in the Reagan administration." He was also quuck to point out that he doesn't know Reagan and that he's never been offered any type of job with the administration. Looking back over his speech and answers, many people, including myself, found Liddy to be very condescending toward negative questions. "Let me explain to you how it works ..." is a sample start of on e of his replies that eventually would ignore the point of the question and consist of what he wanted to say about the topic at hand. If he didn't ignore it, Liddy would touch on the specific issue very vaguely and then proceed on his merry way to wherever he wanted to go. Another problem was Liddy turning the tables on the people asking questions by going for a laugh when asked about a touchy Photo by Mark Sanders LIDDY shows his scarred left hand to person who asked to see it during the question - and - answer period. issue. After disarming the questioners with humor (sometimes funny, sometimes not) Liddy then answered the questions in what I believe are his programmed answers that he knows so well after being on the lecture circuit for a few years. A sad point about his jokes — the audience laughed and acknowledged Liddy when Liddy brought up killing John Dean and Jack Anderson. I hope that that doesn't directly reflect the nature of today's society — th at criminal government officials are spared the application of the law because they are who they are, and, after serving one - fifth of their prison term (if they get one) they are let loose on the lecture circuit to make a lot of money. And the people support them. Liddy did not allow taping of t he program because, if broadcast, it would "lower his market value." The no taping rule is a double standard considering he was addressing about 700 people (making it definitely "public" in the legal sense of the word) while Liddy illegally wire - tapped many people throughout his career. Concerning his market value, the question was raised whether or not Liddy's $4500 fee was too much. Although I feel people received their money's worth for two, three or four dollars because hearing different viewpoints is necessary to become politically mature, I feel that the $4500 fee was too much to pay. If you can't put a price on freedom, education, etc., you certainly can't put a price (such a high one) on becoming politically aware. Overall, the evening was very stimulating and interesting, but the question of whether or not it tfas worth the money bringing Liddy here has not — and probably cannot — be satisfactorily answered. Q.: How does it feel knowing that many people don't like you? A.: By definition reputation means what other people think of you. That's not within your control. By contrast, by definition, character means what you really are. There's no way in the world I can affect your character — only you can affect your character. Character is 100% in your control and your reputation is not in your control. Wtat I do is not really worry or care about reputation. I just concentrate on character. Q.: You had a lot of ways you met your fears head on to eliminate them. Are there any you prepared for, meeting your fears in prison? A.: By then I didn't have any. When I went into prison my attitude was not somehow in here I must survive. My attitude was the way it is whenever I go into any situation and that is somehow in here I shall prevail and let these poor bastards survive me. Q.: In your book you said you would have had no qualms about breaking the law if so ordered by your superiors or if it was something good for the government. Yet you have this very negative attitude towards people in the '60s who practiced civil disobedience as a protest to the Vietnam War. Is there a discrepency there? A.: In the book I made the distinction as to what I w ould and would not do. Between malum in se, evil in and of itself, which I have never been asked to do and wouldn't do even if I were asked, and malum prohibitum, which means the abscence of statutes prohibiting it, is morally indifferent. I don't have any quarrel with an individual who elects to practice civil disobedience providing that the individual is willing to do what I did. You get caught, you get convicted, you go to jail. What kind of annoys me about those people is that when they get caught, get convicted and go to jail they start to whine and play the violin and snivel, and that does not inspire in me either respect or confidence. An interview with G. Gordon Liddy Q.: Do you really believe that if John Dean hadn't talked that you could have kept a lid on Watergate? A.: Absolutely. He and (Jeb) Magruder. You'd have to add Magruder into that. Q.: What's your views on El Salvador and how should the U.S. go about aiding them or not aiding them? A.: El Salvador is a leftist government under attack from the right and from the Communists. There are perhaps, tops, 6500 Communist guerrillas which are attacking from that side. They are, however, being directed by very sophisticated directional and communicational equipment mounted in Nicaragua. They're being armed by the Soviets and Cuba and Nicaragua. What we ought to be doing is pretty much what we are doing, which is economic aid because what these Communists are doing are attempting to destroy the ability of the peasants to be able to raise food. They do that by blowing up water conduits and blowing up dams so they can't get their products to market. As for military stuff, primarily what we ought to be doing is training their people. It doesn't do any good to send over 60 helicopters if they've only got nine pilots. Q.: Do you see any relation between El Salvador and Vietnam? A.: No, and I'll tell you why. El Salvador is closer to Washington D.C. than many major cities in the U.S. Vietnam is 9 - 10,000 miles away. El Salvador, as I said, you have 6500 Communists. They aren't all that well organized amongst themselves nor have they been for that long. Whereas in Vietnam you had a Viet Cong infrastructure that went back all the way to . . . post WWII. Q.: How do you feel about gun control? A.: Well, first of all, my position in respect to guns is that I was in a business in which a gun was as much a tool as that pencil is to yours . . . When you're in something like the FBI a gun is a tool and you would be well advised to master it. There is also the extra added element in the fact that the mastery of that gun is the best life insurance policy you could ever buy in that kind of v ery dangerous business. Gun control doesn't work, never has. We have 22,000 gun control laws on the books of this country today. Another one isn't going to help it any. If (I had) a magic wand and I could go 1, 2, 3 and every gun — shoulder guns, shotguns, handguns — i n the U. S. would just vanish in a puff of smoke overnight, you'd still have 96.4% of a ll serious crime ... as defined by the FBI. Q.: How about guns and domestic quarrels, suicides, accidents with children? A.: There are relatively few accidents with children. You do have domestic quarrels . . . When you get an individual in such a rage that he is ready and willing to take the life of his wife, if he's got a gun he'll use it. If he doesn't have a gun, he'll pick up an iron and bash her skull in, pick up a kitchen knife and cut her liver out. That's what that kind of murderous rage will do. I've been in prisons and the professional criminals tell me they hope that there is gun control because there's absolutely no way that anyone is going to stop them from having a gun. They would be delighted to have the assurance that when they go in someplace that they're not going to be opposed by (someone who) has a gun who could possibly blow them away. Q.: How long have you been on the speaking circuit? A.: Theoretically, I suppose I started in 1978. I got out of prison in late 1977. T o the extent that I lecture now, which is about 80 universities and colleges a year and about 70 of what we call corporate dates, all of which are not for corporations. Q.: And you get $4500 for each speech? A.: No, sometimes I get considerably more. Q.: How long is this going to be lucrative? A.: I'm told for as long as I want to do it, probably for the rest of my life. Q.: Is that what you'll do? Do you have anything else? A.: Well, I hope to get some rest. For example, I just came from Berkeley today. Tomorrow I go to North Carolina, then I go to Buffalo, Indianapolis, Daytona Beach and I hope that at some point I'll be able to take it a little easier because I have two other businesses I have to attend to also. I am one of the owners of Gemstone Security; we have a full - service industrial security corporation. I also have to spend one week out of every four in Florida, where I tape, two a day, the syndicated television show "Cause and Effect." I'm going to go right back to what I'm doing now. Then I have to write an article for Playboy, then I gotta write another book. I'm negotiating to sell one of my other books now for a movie, so I really have a lot of things that I have to do. Q.: What kind of books are you writing? A.: The first one I wrote was fiction and the one they want me to write next will be another fiction book. Q.: Are they about all you know about covert operations? A.: You know, they say write about what you know. I'm not at all sure that I could turn out a very credible novel about the inside story on life in a girls' school. Q.: How did your family take Watergate? A.: Well, adverse circumstances are going to do one thing or the other. They're either going to defeat you or make you much, much stronger. (The axiom goes) what does not kill me makes me stronger. And that's how it worked out with my family. Q.: Do you want your children to follow in your footsteps? A.: No, I would want my children to follow life as they perceive life ought to be . . . What I tell my children is you do what you want to do and whatever it is you be the very best at it possible. Q.: Do you think that we could have a conventional war with the U.S.S.R.? A.: If you mean, do I think we could have a real war with the U.S.S.R. with neither side using nuclear weapons — n o. Once the genie's out of the bottle, it's out of the bottle. Q.: Do you believe in the possibility of a limited nuclear war? A.: I'm not at all sure that there's any such thing as a limited nuclear war. Period. Q.: Let's say a limited exchange — they throw one at us, we throw one at them and that's it. A.: I don't know. I can you know, speculate on a scenario, if you will, in which they throw a thing at us and we throw one at them and both are so horrified out of it that no one goes further. I don't know. What I know is the nature of man. Q.: Are you still on parole? A.: No, that was a little joke I always tell. Q.: Do you carry a gun? A.: I'm not allowed to carry a gun. However, Mrs. Liddy has quite a few guns in the house. And if somebody were to come through the window in my house I would not hesitate to blow him right out the other side of it. Q.: Do you still burn yourself? A.: No, the reason for that is that just as in weightlifting you have to keep increasing the weight, otherwise it doesn't do you any good. And the last time I did it, which was years ago, I was told by the surgeons that if I did it any more severely I would disable myself. At that point you are clearly at the point of what they Continued On Page Seven 4 Thursda y, April 22,1982 RANGER WOW! What A Selection PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 pm • S PE AR M I NT LEAV ES • J UBE J EL LS • C AR AM ELS • C AR A M EL BULLIES • ROYALS • T OF FE ES • J O TS • B RI DGE M IX • M A L TED MILK BALLS • CHOC. C RE M E D RO P S • CHOC. R AISIN S • CHOC. P E A NU TS • P E A NUT B U T TER C U PS • STA RS • Y OG U RT P E A NU TS • CAROB M A L TED MILK BALLS • CAR OB P E A NU TS • S UN FL OW ER SE EDS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY • CALIFORNIA MIX • S TU D E NT FOO D • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURA L PISTACHIOS • SPA NISH P E A NU TS • BLA N C HED P E A NU TS • Y OG U RT RAISINS • Y O G U RT S E S A M E B RITTLE • RED SKIN P EA N U TS • M INT COO LERS • STA R LIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINN AMON DISKS • C O F FEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROO T B EER B A R RE LS • P O PS • P E A N UT B U T T ER KISSES • P EP PE RMI N T KISSES • LICORICE B UL LIES •JELLY BEA NS • ASS ORTED P ER KYS • O R A NGE S LICES Burned u p Daylight can't be saved by Carol Burns As the semester draws to a close, Parkside students might be asking themselves why it seemed to take forever. This spring term was three weeks longer than fall's term to start with, but that's not all that has added to its length. No, students, we've been duped. We spent the majority of the present semester in regular time, as opposed to "Daylight Savings Time." The switchover happens again this weekend. Sometime during the night between Saturday and Sunday, we will "lose" an hour. That means that for the next six months, the days will only be 23 hours long, and for the last six months they've been 25 hours long! Just keep in mind that all homosexual. Dyan Cannon has always struck me as a pretty good actress trying to break out of one - dimensional roles. Not that the role of Sidney Bruhl's airy wife in this film has a hell of a lot of depth, but it's not a cardboard role either. And Cannon plays it to the hilt, displaying an acting talent I didn't know she had. Or maybe she just never got a chance to show it off. Continued On Page Five these days actually consist of 24 hours. (Have I lost you yet?) Who set this mess up anyways? Exactly what are we saving? Daylight cannot be saved, except on pictures or movies. It can't be frozen. And it's all really too bad. It sure would be nice to move daylight around. Then we could use it the way we can use video - tape - recorders. Daylight Savings Time has one major flaw: It should have been arranged so that the 25 - hour days came in summer, when the weather (hopefully) is better. Instead, the winter days are longer, even though they're shorter. The present set - up is also detrimental to students — just when we really need all the extra time to catch up on classes, write papers, etc., it gets taken away from us. Well, maybe it's not all that bad: Tuition could have been set up by hours in time instead of hours per semester. Maybe someday it will be the same time everywhere, even though it has got to be earlier or later somewhere else. I now leave you, totally confused. If you want to know what time it is, ask somebody else — I'm planning to lose my watch. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRAN O 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 "Deathtrap" is most a lluring Put a little weekend in your week. bv Tony Rogers Feature Editor The mystery - thriller - whodunit genre is one of the most fun (for lack of a better word) types of film, and it's not often that a really interesting whodunit is spotted. But Sidney Lumet's new film "Deathtrap" has enough plot twists to throw any armchair detective off the trail, and is worthy of investigation. Michael Caine stars as Sidney Bruhl, a middle - aged, 'written out' playwright, who watches his latest play royally bomb on Broadway in the film's opening. Returning home to his wife (Dyan Cannon), Bruhl discovers the complete script to a play sent to him by one of his former students, a play so good that, in Bruhl's words, "Couldn't be destroyed, even by a gifted director." Bruhl is so intent on churning out a successful play that he decides to invite the former student to his home, kill him, and then market the play as his own. In fact, the unwitting author does come to Bruhl's abode, and Bruhl does kill him. Or so we think. This is where the film's numerous plot twists begin, and so, instead of revealing all of these twists and ruining the movie for you, I'll let you see it for yourself. One thing I can tell you though. The plot is wickedly interesting. Christopher Reeve co - stars as Clifford Anderson, the young homosexual playwright. Quite a change from playing Superman obviously, but Reeve handles the transition with ease. This is no easy task, because no matter how realistically Chris plays a character, he still, well, looks like Superman. That image of him as the man of steel has quickly flown into the American psyche, and it's hard to forget about that and suddenly believe that he is playing, of all things, a Synthesizers set 'Moog' of the day by Joe Kimm First came the theremin. It was invented by a scientist in the depths of the Bell laboratories. It was in the sixties that commercial groups first began using this device to augment their sound in search of a new gimmick. Bob Moog developed it into the Moog synthesizer which was later utilized by several rock groups as an addition to their array of keyboards. Keith Emerson of ELP, was one of the first customers to use his prototype. His stage show consisted of alternating between traditional church sounds of the Hammond m-2 and the new innovative sounds that came forth from this new Moog synthesizer. Other groups soon followed suit, including groups like Yes, Genesis, Gentle Giant, and the Moody Blues. Some even went as far as to form a group consisting entirely of keyboard synthesizer musicians aka Gary Wright and his band. This later developed into fancy loop effects and other fancy computer sounds produced by artists like Brian Eno who among others were noted for his genius with finding new sounds. Pretty soon people were catching on to this new dimension in sound and it became a big fad to color disco songs with crazy dittos. Recent bands like Gary Neuman hit the top 10 with this techno - rock clique and it became a common place thing. It is an integral part of today's music and most bands have a keyboard player who fiddles with the knobs and cranks out computer - like emissions. So what does this all mean? Well, for one thing, it reflects on society's values that relies on technology as a workhorse for the Vangelis tops in electronic grandeur by Tony Rogers Feature Editor This is the best synthesizer album I've ever heard. I haven't heard a hell of a lot of synthesizer music, but I have sampled Tangerine Dream, Isao Tomita, Jean Micheal Jarre, Yes, Orchestral Manouveres in the Dark, among others. Not much. I've always had trouble listening to most synthesizer music though. Most of it sounds like spacey sound effects, synthesizer for the sake of synthesizer, rather than listenable music. Vangelis' music is the exception. I first heard Vangelis synthesizer music as background music for Carl Sagan's famous t.v. show, "Cosmos." The music was majestic and beautiful, a perfect score to help Dr. Sagan convey the grandeur of the universe. I had to have the music, so when the "Cosmos" soundtrack came out I snatched it up immediately. Reading the album credits, I found that a Greek man named Vangelis with an unpronounceable last name had done the excellent music. So I started to buy Vangelis albums. I've got about eight or ten now. All are unique and immensely creative, more so than any other synthesizer music I've listened to, but "Heaven and Hell" is my favorite. The album, like most Vangelis albums, is a concept within itself. Entitled "Heaven and Hell," the music is about jus that. The titletrack consists of two major parts, each part about 21 minutes in length, and the individual cuts are distinguished by their supposed place of origin. Some cuts sound like people being tortured in hell, while others sound like the •heavenly hosts having a jam session. The best passages include the main theme from "Cosmos," several intricate synthesizer pieces combined with conventional keyboards pnd a Bosendorfer piano, and a passage that sounds something like a Gregorian chant with a female "Deathtrap" VANGELIS won an Oscar for his "Chariots" soundtrack. vocal lead. The album also includes a song that is separate from the titletrack concept, a sort of spacey love balland with Jon Anderson of Yes doing the vocals. In fact, Vangelis and Jon Anderson have done several albums together, Vangelis always composing and performing all the music, and Anderson writing and singing all lyrics. They seem to compliment each other nicely. Not all Vangelis albums are totally excellent and mind - blowing, but "Heaven and Hell" has some of the most violent and sporadic music I've ever heard, and some of the most tranquil and beautiful music I've ever heard. Recently Vangelis' popularity has skyrocketed, having won the Academy Award for the soundtrack he did for "Chariots of Fire." His albums are becoming more and more available in American stores, and for some reason they are often cataloged under the Jazz section. Oh well, if you're interested in buying a Vangelis album, look around, you're sure to find some somewhere. If you look. What follows is a basic analysis of some of his better and more popular albums. "666 - The Number of the Beast" This is not a Vangelis solo album, but one he did when he was with a group called "Aphrodites' Child" about 1970. This is more rock music than anything else, and is a pretty bizarre and creative musical tale about the coming of a supposed a nti-christ. Interesting, but not synthesizer. "Earth" An early solo album, filled with tribal sounds, gutteral chants, and rythmic drumbeats. Not a hell of a lot of synthesizer on this one either, and not much listenable music, but definitely an interesting venture on the artist's part. "Albedo .039" Now this is space music, well polished and nice sounding. A bit more commercial and less creative than H & H, but a nice album. Tgnacio" This is probably the most quiet of all Vangelis albums, the most soothing, and certainly one of the most graceful. After being bombarded by loud rock music all day, this album is like a cool breeze on a steamy summer day. Some material from this album was used for "Cosmos." "Chariots of Fire" soundtrack. This album includes all of the music from the film as well as some that was not used. Some of his best synthesizer work. Continued From Page Four This film about a play is actually based on a play. Got that? You can tell that it is based on a play — most of the action and dialogue takes place in one setting throughout the story, and there are only a minimal number of characters that populate this setting. This does not make the film boring, merely unique. Sparkling performances by all the actors within a witty and intriguing plot by Ira Levin make this film a most appealing trap. Student art work exhibited A juried show of work by Parkside art students will hang in the Comm. Arts Gallery through May 6. Chuck Toman, assistant curator of education at the Milwaukee Art Museum, will judge the show and determine the winners of three cash awards, to be presented at a reception from 7 to 9 p.m. on J • y yeJ&tde rye my mOrChuman endeavors. Maybe man has lost touch with his inner soul and has to rely on artificial methods and means of producing music, which is the most basic of all human expressions. It has taken the human element out of the creativity that must accompany the sensitive expression of human spirit in forming a viable means of aural communication. It is no longer in the hands of the artist in touch with his human pool of feelings. It is rather in the inner functions of a computer that spews forth every imaginable sound known to man processed by a few microchips smaller than the ordinary mind can imagine and these sounds have established themselves as the future direction in music, the definitive color of tomorrow's musical spectrum. On the other hand, it shows that there is an openness, an innovative curiosity toward ever - expanding the horizon of human aural experience. It points to a trend that shows no limits in generating new sounds with countless shades of color and tone to further stimulate the human plectrum. There is no telling what tomorrow holds in attractive new looks and gimmicks that will catch the listener's ear in expanding the horizon for artistic endeavors. It shows that technology can play a part in the arts which can lead to a new synthesis of old and the new, the sensual and the cerebral, the expressive and the programmable. It shows new promise in the oldest art in human history. Shakespeare forum to be held opening day of the show. The reception is open to the public. About 50 students will be represented by an estimated 150 works representing all media. The show will include work done by Parkside students under classroom supervision during the last two years and not previously exhibited in a student show. JM\AAAAAAAAAAAAA#VtAAAA#*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/W/< A forum on "The Public, the Schools and the Performance of Shakespeare" will conclude a two - day conference of Shakespeare scholars and teachers at Parkside on April 23 and 24. The forum, from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. on April 24 in Molinaro Hall, Room 105, is free and open to the public. The conference on "Shakespeare in the Classroom," is sponsored by Parkside and the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction and the forum is supported by the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. Forum panelists will include John L. Styan, Franklin Bliss Snyder Professor of English at Northwestern University since 1977. Styan, who also will address a general session of the conference on April 23, was born in London and educated at Cambridge University. He has been a member of the British Broadcasting Corp. and Independent TV advisory committees in the United Kingdom and is currently chairman of the Academic Council of the Shakespeare Globe Theater Center for North America. Other panelists will include: Susan Willis, associate professor of English at Auburn University, Montgomery, Ala., who spent the past summer observing filming of several Shakespearean productions in the Graham Parker keeps Rumour's 'Gray Area' sparse BBC/TV series which will complete filming of all of the bard's plays next year; Thomas Collins, director of the Platteville Shakespeare Festival at UW-Platville, a summer troupe which presents three plays each year; Michael W. Bartos, professor of English at Harper College and director of its Shakespeare Festival, which includes performances, films, lectures and exhibits; Ted Swetz, an actor with the American Players Theater in Spring Green, cast last season in "Midsummer Night's Dream;" Patrick Nowak, manager of Ponderosa, Inc., of Racine, a 1976 English graduate of UW-P, who received a master's degree in business from UW-Whitewater. Rhoda Gale Pollack, professor of dramatic arts at UW-P and chairman of the Fine Arts Division, will act as moderator. Conference keynoter will be Gladys Veidemanis, English chairperson of North High School, Oshkosh, who is nationally known for her activities with the National Council of Teachers of English and serves as NCTE representative to the Educational Advisory Panel for the BBC/TV series. The conference was organized by Parkside English professor Andrew McLean, the author of a number of articles on Shakespeare on film and recipient of a 198 0 National Endowment for the Humanities grant for summer study at Stratford - on - Avon. by Bob Kiesling Graham Parker is one of those rare musicians who inhabits the ground between new wave and rock and roll. On his latest album, "Another Gray Area", Parker plays some high - intensity, but not necessarily heavy, rock with the anti - slick, anti - commercial tinge that often characterizes British new wave. That is not to say, though, that the record is poorly done. It is not. Parker and his band do a fine job of placing traditional rock idioms in a modern context. And, as a lyricist, Parker is one of the best rock and roll songwriters around. Most of the music is devoted to Parker's personal anger at the world. In the title song, he rages against an indifferent girlfriend who has left him "in another gray area". Parker uses his words sparingly, like Bob Dylan, to give the music the tension it requires to adequately express his feelings. Girls aren't the only subject he sings about, though. On "Dark Side of the Bright Lights", he rails against the degradation of the rock and roll partying scene, thus: "I an not gaining any ground here / You are not listening / You do not care." The one song on the album that is even vaguely upbeat, "You Hit the Spot", is also the most punkish. The interesting thing about Parker is that he is only effective lyrically when he's angry. It's just too much for him to sound nice when he's actually trying to be nice. Also interesting is the fact that he can't work in a straight new wave context either, certainly not up to his potential. Instrumentally, the album is quite good. Parker, of course, leads' the band on guitar, both electric and acoustic. He doesn't go in for fancy lead lines, and what solos he does play are short and concise. Aside from Parker, the outstanding musician here is Nicky Hopkins, the Who's session pianist. Except for an over-emphasis on drums, Parker's group acquits itself well. Not one of the solos is over a minute in length. This can be either good or bad, depending. Here it works well. No ego trips on this album. All in all, Parker is one of the least egotistical leaders to come along in years, and he has polished up his act considerably, even taking into account his excellent earlier work with the Rumour. So if you like economy in your music, and don't mind some vehement lyrics along with it, this record could be for you. Compared to his last album, "The Up Elevator", where he was in a good mood, "Another Gray Area" puts Parker back on familiar turf, where he can sit and observe the world while wearing his favorite sneer. Impressionists to perform Monday On Mon., April 26 the Union Cinema will be the site of a free show -entitled, "Men of a Thousand Voices," starring Steve Krause, Francis Beaumier, and Rebecca Julich. The show will be in the form of a play and will feature American Presidents, comedians, detectives, and entertainers, including Ronald Reagan, Peter Falk, Steve Martin, and many others. Steve and Francis have been performing together for about two years and have built up a repertoire of about two hundred voices. The show will be held at 1 p. m. 6 Thursday, April 22,1982 RANGER 2nd Annual Accent on Women production set ^ coiioquim Club Events A theatrical production titled "Ties That Bind" by the Wisconsin Women's History Ensemble and a keynote speech on "How to Get What You Want Out of Life" by Dr. Jessie Potter, a nationally known authority on human relationships, will highlight the second annual Accent on Women program at Parkside. Deadline for registration is April 30. The performance, which will be followed by a reception, will be at 8 p.m. on Friday, May 7 in the Communication Arts Theater. Drawn from documented sources, the play weaves together music,, drama, poetry, mime and dance to portray the lives of real women who lived in Wisconsin between the 1840s and the 1920s. The performance will preface a moderated discussion between the audience and the performers. Potter's talk, also in the theater, will begin an all - day program including a selection of 35 workshops and seminars on topics of interest to women at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 8. Potter is a member of the faculties of the - University of Illinois Medical School, the Northwestern University Medical School, the National Sex Forum JESSIE POTTER and the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. She is nationally - known as an educator, lecturer, writer and counselor on marriage, human sexuality, intimacy and communication. She has been a guest on a number of television and radio programs including the Phil Donahue and David Susskind shows. Half - day seminar topics include assertive communication, choices by design, image makers, time management, middle essence, close encounter relationships and relaxation therapy and stress management. Workshops, which last 75 minutes, include on - the - job discrimination, confidence, futurism, handling stress through physical fitness, a Chicana perspective on womenhood, marital property reform, sex roles in transition, managing your own business, managing family and career, male - female relationships, aging families and investments. Registration forms and complete course descriptions are available by writing Accent on Women, UW-Parkside, P.O. Box 2000, Kenosha 53141 or phoning 414 / 553-2351 between 1 and 5 p.m. Fee for the evening performance and day - long program is $12.50 for the general public; $8.50 for UW-P students and includes luncheon. Tickets for the performance only are $3 and will be available at the door. In conjunction with the program, a number of community organizations and agencies will hold a fair to distribute information on their activities and services from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the Molinaro Hall Concourse. Security tips help you out by Vincent Gigliotti Crime prevention and awareness should be of concern to all members of the Parkside community. If an opportunity for a crime does exist, there is always someone available to take advantage of the situation. You can help stop crimes, especially theft, by just being aware of the scene of m ost crimes. A purse, wallet, books or any personal items left unattended in the library or lounge areas is open invitation for someone to become a thief. Eliminate the opportunity and you virtually eliminate crime. Be aware of your surroundings; if you see something that looks suspicious, or you believe a crime is being committed, notify the Security Department immediately. If y ou are the victim of a crime, call the Security Department at once. Too many times complaints are received hours or even days after an event has occurred. When Security is notified, an officer can be at the scene in a few minutes. The sooner a police officer is there, the better chances are of talking with other people in the area who may have additional information. The phone number for the Campus Security Department is on every phone, don't hesitate to use it. In an effort to help deter crime on campus, the Security Department in conjunction with the Student Life Office, is sponsoring a "Reward for Information on Crimes on Campus" program. Persons who give information on crimes that leads to the apprehension of the perpetrator may be entitled to a reward. A code system has been set up so that the reporting person may remain anonymous if they choose. A call to Security with the information is all that it takes to initiate the program. One reward has already been given out. Help yourself and help your friends, be aware of your surroundings. Eliminate opportunity for crime. Make the campus a better and safer place for everyone. On Friday, April 23 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113, Dr. Kelvin S. Rodolfo, of the department of Geology - University of Illinois, Chicago Circle, will talk on "Sedimentation, Arc Sundering, and Back - Arc Spreading in the Western Pacific." Pre-med On Wednesday, April 28 at 8 p.m., Lt. Lisa Lichter, M.D. will give an informal talk on her medical experiences. She has done a rotating internship in the Navy, and plans to specialize in dermatology. In addition, Dr. Lichter is one of the first two women from Parkside to attend medical school. Her experiences in the Navy include learning to fly and deep sea dive. Elections for next year's officers will take place at 7 p.m. The meeting is in the library D-l faculty lounge. PSE The second annual PSE LOOP 500 bicycle relay race will be held on the inner loop road on Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p.m. Each member will receive a LOOP 500 T-shirt and a beer in the Union. There is a nominal registration fee to cover costs. The event is expected to be as great a success as last year's. Computer Club Part three of Computer Graphics on display will be shown on Friday, April 23 in Greenquist 103. There will be two sessions this week from 1-2:30 and from 2:30-4 p.m. Some of the topics are the Evans and Sutherland Flight Simulator, Vidsizer — a combination of computer graphics and synthesizer effects, ZGRASS — a graphics system demonstration, and the Dubner demo tape. The event is free and open to the public. Accounting Club On Wednesday, April 28 at 7 p.m., the Accounting Club will sponsor a regional public accounting night. Representatives from three area accounting firms will speak at the meeting. It will be held in Union 104. Refreshments will be served. Political Science On Wednesday, April 28 in Union 207 at 3:30 p.m. Tony Earl, a Democratic candidate for governor will speak on the issues that will affect Wisconsin and the race for the governorship. There will be a time for questions and refreshments will be served. All students and faculty are welcome. Remember, the Political Science Club always needs new members. All are welcome. Pi Mu Epsilon The annual initiation ceremony for the Math Club is scheduled for Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p. m., in Grnqst. D127. Any student who is in Math 221 or above who is interested in joining is cordially invited to attend. There will be a discussion of mathematics as a major or minor, and refreshments will be served. A $4 initiation fee is charged by the national office to cover the expense of a membership certificate and a year's subscription to the mathematics publication that is put out by Pi Mu Epsilon. Anne Gaylor on abortion | Learn about McCarthy Parkside history professor Thomas C. Reeves, author <5f a major new biography, "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," will participate in a program on the making of a film about the Wisconsin senator from 1 to 3 p. m. on Wednesday, April 28, in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. Reeves served as a consultant for the 90 - minute film, "An American Ism: Joe McCarthy," which will be shown after his talk. The program, sponsored by the Library - Learning Center, is free and open to the public and will be followed by an autographing session where Reeves' book will be available. Concurrently, a display on Joe McCarthy, including materials Reeves used in researching his book, is on display on the Concourse Level of the library. Anne Gaylor, president of Protect Abortion Rights, an advocacy group involved in lobbying and educational programs, will speak on "Women's Reproductive Rights and the Hatch Amendment" at 7:30 p. m. on Tuesday, April 27 in Molinaro Hall, Room 107. The free public program is sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse, a student organization. Gaylor, active in the pro - choice abortion movement since 1969, is co - founder of the Women's Medical Fund, a Madison organization which helps women fund abortions and is the author of TJiuversityof "Wisconsin-fiarfutide —? Communication Arts Theatre ——^ — April 25,~2(u*. / / ApriI30'^Yl, "6pm is now accepting applications for Editor HDRSER CARNML Tickets: Union lnfo.DesK fir at tho Doo/ 553-2345 553-2042 $2.50 Partuid. Students. -Staff', Smtio** $3.5© G«ne(U Public Citizens for the 1982-83 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: Noon, May 7, 1982 ) Send application & resume to: a book titled "Abortion is a Blessing," published in 1975. The president of a national state - church separation group, she was active in the movement to recall Madison Judge Archie Simonson and worked in behalf of battered wife Jennifer Patri. She formerly was the editor of an award winning weekly newspaper and is a graduate of UW - Madison. Support wanted The University of Wis. Marshfield/Wood Co. campus is looking for former students to join a newly organized Alumni Association. The purpose of this organization is to provide continued support to the operations of the Marshfield Campus and the activities of its students and to promote social activities for the Alumni. Upcoming events include an open campus play day followed by a pig roast and a dance. Membership dues are $5 per year. Anyone interested in joining or obtaining further information should contact Jim Kress c/o U. W. - Marshfield, or call 384-3226. Hanger WLLC D139 UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 "A student recital" Parkside's Fine Arts Divi; i, presents a "Student Recital" Sunday, April 25, at 7:30 p.m St. Mary's Lutheran Church Kenosha. Featured at the rec will be Shirley Grothe (organ piano), Patricia Peder (piano), and Judith Lei (soprano). They will be assis by Tom Turkowski (piano) Marjorie Roth (flute). The ] formers are students of Carol i (piano), Martha Dodds (voi< Glenda Mossman (organ), , August Wegner (composition) The public is invited to recital and to the reception fellowship Hall, immediat iollowing the recital. •'•My- . - Thursday, April 22,1982 Photo by Mark Sanders CLASSIFIED ADS Intramural Serviced Offered TYPING— Professionally done. Reasonable rates. North Kenosha. Call anytime 551-7438 or 658-9229. Help Wanted LAWNSKEEPER AND GARDENER for semi - la rge estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very North Side of Racine. If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15%commission and bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested, WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. Wanted ROOMMATE NEEDED, after graduation. Wood Creek, 552 9175 D ick O WANTED: Chess players for the chess club. Contact Gary at SOC. FOR SALE LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer, 14 ft. Olympic class, exc. cond. $1400, 639 6635. 1979 Y AMAHA DT 12S Excellent condition. Make offer. 637 5085 FILM - THEATRE - S HAKESPEARE BOOK SALE THRU MAY 5. Quality used and out of print books at the Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312 - 6th St. Racine. Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 18th and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. Personals BIG PARTY — Apt. #107 P arkside Village, Saturday the 24, 9 o'clock. ANNETTE — Please leave note same place this weekend. Jeff. HARPO — If you had any brains you'd be in science. HARPO — feeble - mi nded should not talk of the feeble • m inded. CHUCK — What's it like to have tunnel • vision? CHUCK — Are you really as stupid as your articles? CHUCK — Want to buy some earrings? .CHUCK — Are you going to live on Welfare like most Humanities Majors? CHUCK — Liberal Arts won't get you a iob. CHUCK — Please give your hair back to your poodle, his teeth chatter at night. SUE: Happy #32. Thanks for the friendship through the years! TO: Participants in A Student Music Recital; the recital was nothing less than wonderful. TO ALL CHUCK AND HARPO WRITERS: ESAD. If you can't argue opinions in telligently, shut the -•-• up! B-ball Photo by Kim Schlater KENOSHA VETOSPORT sponsored a bike training race on inner-loop road last Sunday. There will be another race this Sunday. Interview with G. Gordon Liddy . . . Well, excitement filled the gymnasium last Sunday when Parkside held their annual Intramural Basketball Championships. The four teams that vied for the coveted crown of intramural basketball, only two made it to the finals, the Parkside "Super Cocks", and the "Five Neat Guys". This left the two other teams (the "Gunners" and "The Lords") out in the dust. The "Super Cocks" took an early lead in the game, and the "Five Neat Guys" just couldn't seem to cut it, even though there were valiant attempts. The "Super Cocks" won it 68-59. The high scorer for the "Super Cocks" was Dan Sykes with 25 points, closely followed by Paul Charapata with 19 points. Other players for the Super Cocks were: Kevan Bytnar, John Vocino, Glenn Lowe, Rich Salisbury, Dick Oberbruner and Mike Brinen. Congratulations "Super Cocks"! Bike for M.D. Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words ofi Scarlato, "for softies." There will be no support vehicle, and each particpant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE 3519 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 654-61 54 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine. Wi Iair Studio 554-8600 i'REDKEN Salon Prescription CenterContinued From Page Three call diminished returns. And it no longer makes sense. Q.: How did you manage to go to nine different prisons and get out after only 4-1/2 years? A.: In one prison, where I lasted only five months, I was accused by the associate warden and the press of intimidating 450 convicts into a strike which shut the prison down. That was an exaggeration. Yeah, I did very well in those prisons. I was in one prison where the murder rate was one every 90 days. I got thrown out of that prison — they believed I was too dangerous. They could not cope with me. I forced them to release me (from solitary confinement). There was nothing I couldn't do in prison that I didn't want to do — nothing. You get out of solitary confinement by bringing a writ, which you write on toilet paper because you're smart enough to know what to say. Q.: Do you have any regrets about anything you did — other than getting caught? A.: I certainly regret ever having involved myself in that or any other enterprise with the likes of Dean and Magruder. Next time I would certainly recruit a more heartier crew. Q.: Is that the only regret you have? A.: Exactly. Q.: Do you shoot guns anymore? A.: I'm not supposed to — (but) I shoot a lot. I really don't pay much attention to those rules. I'm just very careful what I'm doing. Q.: Do you think your success shows that crime does pay? A.: Firstly, if crime didn't pay, would there by any crime? Secondly, if someone does something and you disagree with it, you consider it a bad example, what is the compulsion to emulate him? If you don't like it, don't do it. Q.: Do you ever cry? A.: No. Q.: Do you have any emotions? A.: Yes. Q.: Not negative emotions, but positive emotions? A.: Oh sure. It's tremendously thrilling to me to get behind the controls of a high performance aircraft. I live a very interesting and full life, believe me. I have lots of joys and happiness. Q.: Are the major joys and happiness derived from having power, such as the aircraft. A.: Oh, that's one of them, but it's not the power of it — it's controlling all that power. I can make it do anything I want. Q.: Is that what you enjoy the most — power? A.: What I enjoy pretty much the most is being in bed with a beautiful woman. Q.: Does that mean your wife? A.: No comment. Q.: What is your annual income? A.: Very large — I don't even know. Q.: How many zeroes? A.: Lots of them. Before all this happened I was working for the government. I think anybody will tell you you'll never make any money for the government. The most I ever made with the government was 30 (thousand) dollars, back in the days it would be equivalent to about $50,000 today. You can't make any money working for the government and you won't make any money working for somebody else. 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LENDER WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU OROWI Baseball Men delayed by cancellations, lose to Carthage ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Parkside's best hitting came from third baseman Rich Salisbury. In the second inning, Salisbury hit a double and then scored on a two base error. At this point Parkside led 1-0, but Carthage tied it up in their half of the second. In the fourth inning, Parkside again took the lead when Rich Salisbury led off with a double. Mike Carey knocked in Parkside's second run due to a shortstop error. Other hits made for Parkside were by shortstop Kevan Bytnar, second baseman Dan Sykes and outfielder Dick Sykes. Parkside kept a 2-1 lead up until the Carthage half of the eighth inning. The Redmen scored six runs on only five hits in order to win the game. Mark Schmitz and Scott Hartnell pitched in relief for Parkside. Schmitz was the losing pitcher. It is clear that Parkside played a much better game than Carthage up until that dreaded eighth inning. With a little more power hitting, perhaps Parkside could have come back to make the score a bit more even. Last Monday, Parkside hosted Milton College for a double - header of which the second game was called due to rain. The first game, though, resulted in more bad luck for the Rangers. They were defeated 3-0. Only seven innings were played because it was to be a double - header. Pitcher Joe Krisik went the distance for the Rangers, but unfortunately was not backed up by his hitters. Second baseman Dan Sykes, outfielder John Hyatt and third baseman Rich Salisbury provided Parkside's only three hits of the game. Milton College looked real good, scoring twice in the third inning and once in the sixth. They had a total of three stolen bases, one of which resulted in a run. There is no excuse for Parkside's recent defeats except poor hitting. Unless they can learn to hit and to take advantage of their opponents' errors, there are going to be many more losses in the future. FREE CHECKING! ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR SUPER SPORTS u FOR ALL SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. M FAST. M-MOUU EMORAVMQ MflVtCS "Parkside STILL Has Style" Softball Women now 6-3 by Kathleen Pohlman The women's softball team had a busy and successful week last week. On april 12 they played away against Lewis University and came home with a double victory. The first game ended at 7- 3 with Lynn Barth as winning pitcher. Bonnie Schmelter batted 2 for 3 including a triple with bases loaded. In the second game Michele Martino was the winning pitcher which ended 2-0. After two wins the Rangers played Stevens Point and lost. The score was 3-1 and although all three pitchers pitched, Paula Sandahl received the loss. The Rangers were scoreless until the seventh inning when Lynn Barth doubled and was brought home on an error. Bonnie Schmelter hit another good game and ended up 2 for 4. On April 15 the Rangers split a doubl e hea d e r a g ain st Whitewater, losing the first 1-0. Barth was the losing pitcher. The second game the Rangers got their chance to prove their talent, winning 3-2. Michele Martino pitched a one - hitter, keeing the game tied until the fourth inning. Nancy Kivi played a mean game of defense catching a fast line drive and picking off the woman on first. Friday's game was rained out, giving the team a rest before the St. Xavier Tournament on Saturday. The first game of the day was against George Williams of Downers Grove. Even with the cold and strong winds they came out the winners in the 12th inning, 8-7. Michele Martino was the winning pitcher. The Rangers were down until the sixth inning, but with Nancy Kivi's two triples and (Hie single along with Paula Sandahl's triple and single the women ended victoriously. The second game was against St. Xavier which also ended in victory; l-o. Lynn Barth pitched a one - hitter. Janet Broeren played a nice game of defense. The winning run came when Lynn Barth singled and Bonnie Schmelter sacrificed to advance Lynn. Kathy Tobin's hit resulted in an error on St. Xavier's part, driving in Lynn. Needless to say the Rangers became the winners of the tournament for the second year in a row. The women's record is now 6-3. The next game they play is another tournament, the Chicago Circle Tournament in Chicago on the 23rd and 24th. by Tammy Shuemate After cancelling five games due to the recent weather situation, the Parkside baseball team finally had a chance to play last Thursday. Unfortunately, the Rangers played Carthage, who somehow managed to pull out a 7-2 victory. Throughout the first seven innings, Parkside held the advantage and showed some fine pitching by Joe Krisik and Brian Steinhoff. Krisik, who pitched the first three innings, allowed only four hits and one run. Steinhoff, who had an excellent outing, allowed only one hit, no runs and struck out five of the nine batters he faced. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 27, April 22, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1982-04-22 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System g. gordon liddy policy development sexual harassment sexual harassment advisory committee stella gray wayne johnson https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/55acf55bca48c50b71012082992292bb.pdf 9496d3292160673df49a637d8ea6eeac Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kreuser sets goals for second term Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside In temporary location CSA operates bookstore by Pat Hensiak News Editor At present, College Stores Associates (CSA) is operating in the Rec - Center Ski Room. It won't be long until they appear where Follett's store was once located, across from the library. As Follett takes their stock out of the store, CSA is making plans for their store layout. Steven Muhlfelder, Supervisor - store operations is presently over - seeing CSA's development. He said that the basement will be used for actual textbook sales and that the bookstore will definitely be patterned after all of the other CSA stores. By having the book sales run in the basement, runners will be used to get the books for students. Runners will also be instructed to ask if the customer would prefer new or used books. The availability of used textbooks will vary according to the actual book and will be based on a first come, first served basis. CSA will also buy books from students that no longer have a use for them. If a book is being used at Parkside, and if CSA has a professor's written order that a book will be used next semester, they will give a student 50% of t he current list price. If the book will not be used within the next semester, a price guide is used to decide what the student will receive back for the book. If a student gets 30% for a book that will no longer be used, the student is getting a good price for that book. Things to consider when selling a book back, are that books are returned in great quantity. The more returns on a particular book, the less the customer will receive, for the book, simply because everyone will be selling the same book. It will be fairly easy to get a hold of. Used books operate on a strict supply and demand basis. Another thing to keep in mind is that every one who handles a book has to get paid. The list of people is long, but that's why some books get so little in return. Also, the books are not always retained at Parkside, but are resold to used book wholesalers. CSA does plan to hire students whenever possible; they do employ student workers in all of their s.o.c. New leaders elected by Pat Hensiak News Editor SOC is the Student Organization Council. Recently they have elected a new chairman and vice - chairman. Steve Kalmar was elected as chairman and Carla Thomas as the vice - chair. Kalmar said one of the things that motivated him to run for the position of chairman was, "Last year's chairman's apathetic attitude. By being the chairman of Winter Carnival," said Kalmar, "I have learned the ins and outs of the administrative bureaucracy." One of Kalmar's contentions is tha t he would like to see SOC be an Committee established The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has established members to represent the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students. Representatives of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment, to bring about an informal resolution. equal with PSGA. "PSGA is a s t u d e n t g o v e r n m e n t organization," stated Kalmar. "SOC is a social and intellectual oriented group. The goals of SOC are different from the specific goals of PSGA. Having to go through them slows us down." There are about 40 clubs on campus. The membership within the clubs ranges from 15 to the hundreds. SOC feels that by representing that many students, they need to define their goals and not work as a subcommittee of PSGA. "Since I've taken office, I have had several meetings with Jim (Kreuser) and Chuck (Betz) to define SOC's responsibilities, and my own responsibilities. We have a really hard time reaching the students. We'll try to combine all of the students in an organized effort." As the chairman, Kalmar would like to promote a greater sense of student concern. "It's a shame that it's so hard to communicate, but Carla (Thomas), the new vice chairman, Annette, the new secretary for SOC, and I will all push hard to keep communication open." Carla Thomas is the new vice - chair. Her goal for SOC is to make SOC become a place for clubs to interact with each other. A place to sponsor activities jointly. Carla Thomas is also the chair of the Budget and Review Committee. "I would like to see more guidelines and interaction between clubs, and make things run more efficiently. There is a problem with lack of interaction between the clubs. Everyone is pretty protective of their own. Maybe we can break through that barrier." Thomas isn't sure about the separation from PSGA for SOC. "I can see it (the separation) further down the line, but not until we establish procedures. We need more membership within SOC." Forum to examine Central America stores. CSA would also like to hear from the students, as they are anxious to know what is going right. They are also interested to know if anything seems to be going wrong. It is important that the students realize what they do is legitimate. Plans have been made to have an extensive supply of books as well as supplies. A supply clerk will be used to stay aware of the stock conditions in the store. If something is running low in the store, a telex will be used to send an order to Waltham, Mass., where the CSA central warehouse is located. A stock check will be done each week for order and reorder. A lot of central office control is used. "We stay involved with what is happening within the store," c omme n t e d Mu h l f e l d e r . "Recognizing a need and communicating it allows for a smoother operation." Book Exchange changes by Pat Hensiak News Editor At last week's PSGA meeting a decision was made to keep the Campus Book Exchange open, but to give the accounting responsibility for the Exchange to Student Life. Kathy Slama, coordinator of the Exchange, has kept the book work for the life of the Exchange, however, as Slama graduates this May, someone will have to take the responsibility of balancing the books. Jim Kreuser, PSGA President commented, "It would be difficult to find someone to replace Kathy. She has done a good job, and we'll miss her dearly." Kreuser also pointed out that there were a number of options looked into concerning the welfare of the Exchange. The first alternative considered was dropping the service of the Book Exchange. There didn't seem to be much support for dropping the service. Other considerations were to keep the exchange running under PSGA, or simply giving the Exchange over to the Student Life. A medium was met with the decision to have Student Life act as the accountant for the Exchange, and to have a contract drawn up with Student Life so that PSGA can get total responsibility of the Book Exchange back, if the PSGA Senate would deem it necessary. The actual date that the contract would be drawn up was not decided upon, but the Book Exchange will definitely remain open. Photojoumalist Anne Nelson, whose work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times and The Nation, will be among participants in a Parkside Public Forum on "War and Conflict in Central America" from 12:30 to 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday, April 20, in Greenquist Hall, Room 103. Nelson, who recently returned from El Salvador and Guatemala, is the author of a forthcoming book, "Little Wars: The United States and the Caribbean Basin," and recently was a guest on the McNeil - Lehrer Report. A display of her photographs from Central American will be on display during the forum. Other panelists will be: • Richard Millett, a Southern Illinois University historian, author of "Guardians of the Dynasty" on Nicaraguan politics and "The Restless Caribbean" and a congressional consultant on Central American affairs. • Rodolfo Cortina, Cuban - born director of the UW-Milwaukee Spanish Speaking Outreach Center and a specialist in Central American and Caribbean politics and culture. • Gerald Greenfield, UW - Parkside historian, Latin Amer i c a n s p e c i a l i s t and a ANNE NELSON Fulbright Fellow in Brazil in 1981. • Kenneth Hoover, moderator and director of the Public Forum series and a UW - Parkside political scientist. The series is sponsored by UW - Parkside and the UW Extension Department of Governmental Affairs. The program is free and open to the public. Persons attending should park in the Union Parking lot in the north side of t he campus. Kreuser sets goals for second term by Edward Beal Recently petitions have been circulating to recall PSGA President Jim Kreuser for the 1982-83 academic school year. Obviously, there are some students who feel Kreuser is incompetent. Kreuser, in opposition, raised the question, "Are we moving forward with student government in expressing the students interests or not?" He explained several proposals that he has in consideration and has accomplished in his last term. One accomplishment that occurred during last year's term was the establishment of an active United Council at Parkside. This year's proposals are: changes in the Breadth of Knowledge requirement of foreign language courses. He suggests that the proposal considers setting up the courses in such a way that there isn't a certain pattern that students would have to follow when taking the courses. Kreuser explained that there is a need for class availability, saying, "Classes have to be available if we're going to require something like that." Another requirement in the proposal is a computer course. Understanding that computer courses require extra time to be spent at the computer terminal, Jim said, "If we don't have the time now, we won't have the time then." Taking a broader perspective on his plans for the 1982-83 school year, Kreuser revealed three major long range goals: starting voter registration at Parkside for students who haven't yet registered to vote, giving them an opportunity to do so for the November elections; making changes, where necessary, in the PSGA constitution; deterring future traditional students from taking high school level courses. The latter is in progress right now. It's hopefully being accomplished through Kreuser visiting area high schools, stressing the importance of getting this foundation of education free while they can. On the subject of h is availability to the students, Kreuser admits to not having any office hours. "I had office hours and no one stopped in, but what my policy has been is that if anyone wants to talk to me, hang a number on the door, and I'll get back to them. Fine, no problem. If they require or want office hours — I don't know how many they want — but, I'll be glad to do it. I will have day hours as well as night hours." As far as appointing students to open slots on committees goes, he says that he has done so, and when it comes for a meeting the appointees just don't show up. That brings up the complaint of Kreuser not supplying the PSGA Senate with pertinent information. According to Jim, information from every faculty - student government meeting is available in his office. He says that his political subordinates just don't take the time to inform themselves on the information available. Commenting further, he said, "Th e i n f o r m a t i o n is a v a i l a b l e . I'm not going to take them by the hand and lead them to it." When asked what his priorities were, Kreuser replied, "Library cutbacks and legislative affairs." Hopefully, if the recall doesn't occur, these and whatever other proposals Kreuser has will be carried out to their fullest potential. On the other hand, if th e recall does occur — wi ll the next PSGA President please stand up? Inside Reeves' book a big hit Ron Cuzner jazzes it up Tennis season starts well Cubs, White Sox open season Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER PSGA should work together To the Editor: I am currently the Secretary of PSGA, Inc. and would like to address the students of Parkside on the controversy around the recall election for the office of President. I would like to directly point out that I am neither for this recall or against it. I am trying very hard to maintain a middle ground within this matter, since I work directly with all the individuals involved. I have sat back and watched and listened to back - stabbing, derogatory remarks, and endless heated discussions over this entire matter. A few people have written letters to the editor stating what wasn't done and what should be done. I respect their opinions and hope they respect mine. I feel that the controversy is that PSGA should be working as one organization instead of just as individuals. Some individuals seem to think that PSGA is run by: ONE powerful person, the President. This is NOT the case. The power does not come from just one person, but from ALL the Senators, ALL the Justices, and BOTH the President and Vice - President. This also includes ALL the students of Parkside. It is not fair to give credit just to one person because it takes the joint efforts of the ENTIRE Student Government Association to get things done. I can personally vouch for my last remark because I take the minutes from the Senate meetings and have recorded information of these joint efforts. PSGA, Inc. is a powerful organization that can only function correctly with all its members working side - by - side, and keeping one another informed. PSGA does work hard towards common goals but needs the help of the students of Parkside. The students have a very important voice in everything PSGA does and has done. It is extremely imperative to the overall effectiveness of PSGA to have quality people working TOGETHER. It is the responsibility of the students of Parkside to choose a quality President to direct, but not over - power, the members of PSGA, Inc. It is the decision of you, the students, to make PSGA something to work TOGETHER with and be proud of. Thank you for your time. Jenny L. Fink, Secretary PSGA, Inc. P.S. Allstudents are welcome to attend PSGA Senate meetings, which are held each week. The time and place is posted on the PSGA window. Punk-a new wave rock § roll To the Editor: Last week, RANGER printed a letter from Dave Odders and Jack Zurawik denouncing punk rock. I would like to reply: Dear Dave and Jack, I realize that one's feelings about punk rock (or, as I'll call it, new wave) are a matter of personal opinion. However, I have never met anybody who called the genre "intolerable and disgusting," and I certainly hope I never meet anybody who refers to it as "indignant." The reasoning that punk rock is, as you state, destroying the moral fabric of society sounds suspiciously like the initial reaction to rock and roll about twenty - five years ago. People back then thought that rock undermined the principles of a capitalistic, democratic society. But take a look at what rock and roll is today; a multi - billion dollar industry (and worse off for it), and just try to convince people that this country turned communist in 1965, as the critics of rock and roll predicted it would. This country has changed a lot in the last two decades, but not because of music. As a matter of fact, it is a basic truth that the times shape the art, not vice versa. Campus Security Safety is the goal by Vincent Gigliotti The Parkside Campus Security Department is not only on campus just to write parking tickets. Although maintaining the parking lots and enforcement of the parking regulations is a responsibility of the Security Department, it is not its sole function. The major objective of the department is the protection and safety of the campus community. The Security Department has initiated and is actively involved in many programs and services to aid those who use Parkside's facilities. An example of some of the services that are available are: a reward program for information on crimes being committed on campus; the development of a rape prevention program; continuation of the evening bus ,pab BRAZENLY PRESENTS: -."••"maw FANATIC P OLITICAL GOON AND FRUSTRATED WOULD-BE MURDERER G. GORDON LIDDY AUTHOR. OR SWILL o Comparing new wave music to a mid - thirties fascist movement is not only fatuous and unnecessarily sarcastic, it is also absurd. The Nazi movement preached the need for an extreme right - wing totalitarian government. The message of new wave, if there is a message, is in the power of the individual (which you conveniently disregard in your letter), and the superfluousness of centralized organization. This is called individualism, or as detractors would call it, nihilism. As far as I know, though, the last time new wave music preached any form of nihilistic thought was about five years ago. Most current new wave, in fact, is concerned with positive political change, like the sixties' flower power, but on a more realistic level. In short, new wave is just that — a new trend in rock and roll. There are sound musical and philosophical principles to back this up. If you don't believe me, listen to some alongside an old Beatles album. You'll see what I mean. However, if y ou still want music that uses correct etiquette, is socially uniform, has highly attractive fashions, and is capitalistic in nature, I suggest you try disco. Bob Kiesling WHAT CAN PRODUCE: LASH YOURSELF TO A SEAT AND HEAR G. Gordon l/iwy ASL® Columnist rebuts protesting letters service and maintaining the campus lost and found records. The Campus Security Department is open from 8 a.m. until midnight, Monday through Friday. Officers are on duty 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Future articles will appear in the Ranger dealing with the different services and programs available to the campus community. Information on how to better protect your property from theft and safety tips will be included. Clarification of the parking situation at Parkside will be presented along with future plans for its improvement. Specific questions and problems submitted to the Security Department will also be dealt with. The Security Department is here to serve you, the campus by Chuck Ostrowski I have recently received several nasty letters in regards to some of my recent articles. Why? Disagreeing is one thing, but being so negative about my positions is another. Everybody has the same opportunity to express their opinions in this paper. If you have a particular, radical opinion disagreeing with mine you are free to enter the office and express your ideas the way I am. For those who have criticized or objected to my "name calling" (or "negative comments" as I regard them) because they feel they are the same unoriginal views expressed by hundreds of other campus papers across the country, you're missing the point. I personally don't speak for anybody but myself. The RANGER'S views are not at all represented by mine, but are represented in the editorials written by the RANGER'S editor. His comments are representative of the RANGER as a newspaper. My comments are my own. Anybody writing for the paper in any capacity other than editor would be expressing their particular feelings and stances, not the newspapers'. It so happens that my views generally take a more soft - line approach. If that stance is common in campus newspapers throughout the nation, it is more coincidental than purposeful. I do not sift through the editorial pages of various college papers, as someone recently suggested, to see how similar our content can be. It just so happens that most college students today who write for their respective newspapers are open - minded and fairly liberal. What I don't understand is how students today, or anytime for that matter, could be anything but liberal. We're just beginning in the world and never really had to face anything other than flunking Intro, to Human Communications, so what do we have to be so conservative about anyway? I can understand (not agree, though) why persons older and more experienced would have a more hard - line, conservative approach, as they've lived longer and have seen what goes on and so therefore tend to be less idealistic. community. Protection, safety and awareness are the department goals. Enforcement of the laws and regulations of the State of Wisconsin and the University are an important and necessary part of the Security Department's concern. That doesn't explain why 19, 20 and 21 year - old students should be expected to act and think like them. We have nothing to lose from viewing situations and problems idealistically. So why not go for it? It seems more reasonable for us to take a softer "utopianish" approach to life than to be as conservative and somewhat feeble - minded as some older adults. This planet surely won't get any better if we view the world the way Ronald Reagan does, will it? I'm not saying all my ideas are right, or even workable for that matter. But unworkable ideas never stopped anybody anyway, did they? I just believe that it's up to us to take the initiative and run with it. And our country is certainly not taking the initiative by electing a 71 year - old man president, is it? What is our country and today's students doing then? It seems to me that the prevailing concern is being "set" for life by getting a degree that ensures them $45,000 plus benefits yearly. The problems won't be solved but at least they'll be able to get through them more comfortably. One of th e things I'm advocating is that you settle for half that $45,000 and not be "set" for life and try and resolve some of our problems. Of course, your taking fifty percent less than you could conceivably earn won't solve, for example, the rising censorship problems in the United States. But maybe you could get a job informing people about the subject and trigger a movement that would end it. Your value to society would increase markedly if you took that approach rather than sitting in a passionless neon - lit cubicle pushing buttons all day. Which is not to say that all humanities courses are a god - send either, as many people do take advantage of their training and go for the money. But if they do "go for the money" it is at least a direct contradiction of the ideas behind a liberal arts education, which tries to instill in you the value of an education alone, as opposed to strict business, administrative, engineering, or science programs which are gotten truthfully, for the purpose of making money. As for these degrees social contributions, just look at nuclear weaponry and power; Chase Manhattan Bank and Wall Street;, and some governmental bureaucracies. Each was created and now operates because of our beliefs that the applied sciences are supreme. In conclusion, I'm really not looking for a policy or set of i deas based on my views alone. If the current approaches to our problems succeeds, that's FANTASTIC! I'm not tallying any scores. But I don't believe today's approaches will be successful, which is my reason for advocating alternative ways. 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The RANGER ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or McCarthui'sm Reeves' book considered real treasure "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a major new biography of the Wisconsin senator who made a career of anti - Communism by Parkside historian Thomas C. Reeves, has just been issued by Stein and Day New York. The book is a selection of the Book of the Month Club, the History Book Club and the Quality Paperback Book Club. It will be republished in London, New Zealand and Australia by Blond and Briggs of London. The Washington Monthly Review, in praising the book, said that Reeves "has put McCarthy permanently in the Hall of Infamy." Publishers Weekly, a major trade journal, says ''This may be as nearly definitive a biography as we will ever have . . . Reeves portrays America's most celebrated demagogue as a brash, ruthless political showman who learned virtually by accident in Wisconsin politics how to play the press for headlines — and the portrait makes the book throughout ... a complete page turner." The reviewer adds "at awards time, this excitingly readable biography will be remembered." Reeves begins a 10 - day media tour on April 30 arranged by his publisher and including a guest appearance on "Good Morning, America," and possibly several other network talk shows. The tour begins in Washington, D. C., and includes engagements in New York, Boston, Dallas, Houston, St. Louis, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles and San Francisco. Reviews are scheduled to appear Sunday, April 11, in book sections of major U. S. daily newspapers including the New York Times. Copies are now available in area book stores. Throughout the book, Reeves portrays McCarthy as an opportunist who played politics the same way he played poker: there was a lot of bluff involved. Though McCarthy came to national prominence by portraying himself as a sort of one - man army battling the Communists he alleged had infiltrated the government, Reeves says McCarthy came to the issue almost by accident. "Joe turned to anti - Communism ... in large part because he had run out of other issues that could be used to vault his name into headlines and help insure his re - election." Nor did McCarthy invent the anti - Communist issue. "The Dies Committee on Un - American Activities, created in 1938, had pioneered virtually all the techniques later ascribed to 'McCarthyism'," Reeves points THOMAS REEVES out. (The committee even attacked the patriotism of child star Shirley Temple.) The difference, Reeves indicates, was that McCarthy raised the witch hunt to an art form and became a kind of true believer in his cause. That the general public supported him was largely a result of the political and social frustration that followed World War II. The frank cynicism McCarthy expressed about his early charges of Communists in government was replaced by "fanatical interest in Reds who lurked in high places," Reeves writes. "It was ironic that while critics railed at McCarthy for being wholly cynical, immoral, and even amoral, those closest to him knew he had become a zealot." Reeves comments that the image McCarthy presented to the public — the tough ex - Marine, the super patriot, the martyr waging a one - man war against Communism — was strikingly similar to the stereotypical John Wayne movie role. It was also good box office: McCarthy was one of the GOP's most sought - after speakers. McCarthy's final fall from grace was precipitated by the Army - McCarthy hearings, which the nation watched on television as the senator ranted like a bar - room brawler and "Point of order" became a national catch - phrase. "Joe's behavior (at the hearings) was a product of many complex forces," Reeves writes. "His temperment, of course, played a vital role . . . ignorance was also a factor . . . (he) studied little, had no goals . . . thought nothing out in advance . . . (his) very real belief in the internal Communist conspiracy." His subsequent censure by the Senate "destroyed McCarthy's spirit, accelerated his physical deterioration, and hastened his death ... he was no longer a national figure," Reeves says. Reeves traces McCarthy's life Opportunities in a changing economy will be the theme of a series of workshops on starting a business and investing money at Alumni Colloge '82 at Parkside. The program is open to the interested public as well as to UW - P alumni and students. An evening session devoted to information on starting a small business will be held at 7 p. m. on Thursday, April 22. An all - day program will be held on Saturday, April 24, beginning with a general session, "It It Time to Begin Working for Yourself," presented by Sandra Herre, co - owner of the Schoolhouse Gift Shop, Racine and including a luncheon address, "The Economic Forecast for '82 and Beyond" by UW - P economics professor Richard Keehn. Daytime workshop topics include considerations when starting a business, personal finance, starting a service Changing economy offers opportunity or consulting business, opportunities in cottage and retail business and mini - computers for home and business. Instructors will be local business people and university faculty members. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Alumni Association and the Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center at UW - P. Fee for the evening session is $3. The day fee is $10 including luncheon. Registration information is available from the Alumni and Placement Office at UW - P (Phone 553-2452). Speakers for the various workshops sessions will be: • Starting a Business - Timothy P. Crawford, attorney at law, Stewart, Peyton, Crawford and Crawford, Racine, on legal aspects of starting a business; Kathy Venturelli, business loan specialist, city of Kenosha, and staff, Greater Kenosha Development Program, on developing a business plan; and "Petrea Ann Durnan, president, New Business Services, Flat Iron Mall, Racine, on marketing and promotion strategies. • Personal Finances - Richard Keehn, economics professor, UW - P, Michael Poch, assistant vice president, First National Bank of Kenosha, and James Meyers, vice president, Robert W. Baird & Co., Racine, on IRA's, tax - deferred annuities and traditional and new investment opportunities. • Starting a Service or Consulting Business - Alan R. Bagg, president, Corporate Images, Inc., an advertising agency; Durnan, whose firm assists clients starting new businesses; and Rita Nicholas and Pat Ruffolo, partners in PR enterprises, a communication support service for business. • Opportunities in Cottage and Retail Businesses - Ralph Ruffolo, owner, Ruffolo Enterprises, a ski equipment manufacturer; Michele Serpe, owner, Swiss Village, an arts and crafts shop in Kenosha; Joy Boatwright, owner Wesver's Alley, Racine, which offers custom designed weaving, yarns and other supplies; Jack Haueter, developer of Market Place, a group of art, craft and specialty shops in Oak Creek; and Richard Wilson, president of Wilson Variety, Inc., a Kenosha variety store including a full - service store. Jan Sinclair, UW - P, is moderator. • Mini - Computers for Home and Business - Lance Evans, representative of Colortron Computer Division, a Racine firm concentrating on specific applications of small computers. The evening session will feature a panel of entrepeneurs and allow for interaction with the audience. / from his immigrant ancestors' arrival in Wisconsin to his death on May 2, 1957 in Bethesda Naval Hospital, the victim of severe liver damage caused by drinking. Reeves shows vividly how McCarthy's early Wisconsin years shaped, almost fore - ordained, his political career. He traces McCarthy's youth: A drop - out, he returned to finish four years of high school in nine months after an unsuccessful stint as a chicken farmer. He completed Marquette University Law School and became, successively, a small - town attorney, district attorney and judge, perfecting his political skills along the way. On return from an undistinguished tour of d uty with the U. S. Marine Corps, he became, at 38, the youngest member of the Senate. Reeves has been at pains to bring a balanced view of his subject, avoiding what he considers the biases, pro and con, of earlier McCarthy biographers. Unlike Richard Rovere, a previous writer who believed much of McCarthy's behavior was rooted in a sense of inferiority, Reeves sees McCarthy as a creature of supreme self - confidence, at least up to the time of his censure and dissolution into alcoholism. The product of six years of research, Reeves' book is richly peopled both on the Wisconsin and national levels. Almost anyone with the remotest political awareness will find people he knows in its pages, a result both of McCarthy's wide - ranging acquaintances and Reeves' tireless interviewing. In preparing the volume, Reeves talked to about 150 persons with personal knowledge of McCarthy and his career. Among them was McCarthy's wife, Jean McCarthy Minetti, who granted the only interview she has ever given to a McCarthy biographer. The meeting took 3- 1/2 years to arrange. Reeves also obtained interviews with McCarthy's secret speechwriter, his principal investigator who was covertly assigned to the senator by J. Edgar Hoover, McCarthy's two closest personal friends (Tom Korb of Milwaukee and Judge Urban P. Van Susteren of Appleton), and his brother Stephen and sister Olive. Reeves is a full professor of history at Parkside and has been a faculty member since 1970. ^LEADER^f Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! — Records — — Sheet Music — Instructional Music | "The Place To Buy Records" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1982 * * will be available beginning Monday, April 12, 1982 * * * at the Informational Kiosk in WLLC Main Pace. * * * $ * * * * * * * OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION The employer's side of the interview " I . . „ THAMCAL\RPC by Mary Kirton Kaddatz "The cost of poor personnel selection was estimated in 1976 at $1,750 per job vacancy; covering newspaper advertising, employment agency fees, interviewing time, and administrative costs," according to Erwin S. Stanton (Successful Personnel Recruiting and Selection). By 1982 this figure has doubled. "The quality of a company's personnel is frequently the single factor that determines whether the organization is going to be successful, whether it will realize a satisfactory return on its investment," said Stanton. It's important that a sufficient number of promotable candidates are constantly brought into the organization. "People are our most important asset. As labor costs rise, people may very well be the organization's prime asset," said Stanton. When an employee is unsuccessful (terminated), the interviewing process begins all over again and adds additional hidden costs to the selection process: • The low quality of work performed by the unsuccessful employee while still on the job. • The internal disorganization and disruption that employee may have caused. • The customer ill - will and alientation that may have been generated, and perhaps • The actual loss of a much valued account. Employers are exceptionally wary of marginal employees. These employees are not bad enough to be grossly incompetent or ineffective enough to be fired on the spot. But they do lack basic motivation, carry bad attitudes, or just aren't capable of growing with the company goals. The marginal employee is tolerated, kept on the payroll, never really successful, failing completely to generate a satisfactory volume of business for the company. Some danger signals to the employer are: • Sketchy, erratic job history, brief periods of e mployment. • Time gaps in employment record (not reasonably accounted for). • Past salary requirements higher than the company can offer. • Frequent moves suggests personal instability or lack of maturity. • Past experience / education not related to job specifications. • Reasons for leaving are undesirable, troublesome, or suggest personal incompatibility with other workers, superior. • Physical disability or health problem that would prevent performance of the job. Employers feel that good people are always hard to find. Companies are eager to attract, hire, and retain a productive, satisfied, and well - motivated employee. There are four basic types of screening interviews: VISUAL SCREENING — very noticeable in this area are the applicants actions anytime near or on the premises of the employer's property. Sight Screening can eliminate you quickly. Hostile people who tear up applications, under the influence of alcohol, suffering from serious emotional problems, accompanied by babies / dogs / friends, appearance and dress unacceptable (for the position a- dirty, slovenly, unshaven). CRITICAL "KNOCK - OUT QUESTIONS" — job specifications are critical, generally yes or no questions to determine if you have related experience or a specific degree directly related to the position. Motivation, positive attributes, and good intentions are wily good if you possess the critical specifications required to perform PREVIEWING APPLICATIONS — give some indication whether or not a more detailed, comprehensive interview is called for. Resumes tell what the applicant wants the employer to know. Applications tell companies what they need to know (or what they can legally ask on application forms). A brief look at an application can initiate a stand - up interview to verify the information / impression given by the applicant. If sent on your way quickly, assume your impression was not favorably disposed toward the vacant position. If an appointment is given to further discuss your qualifications, some interest has been generated. And should be followed up on. BRIEF JOB DESCRIPTION — Job requirements and duties, related conditions of employment can be deterrants to the applicants who are unfamiliar with the full job requirements. Examples are willingness to accept shift assignments as a condition of employment, compensation may be less, relocation, excessive amounts of travel or time used to conduct business. Enlightenment encourages numerous applicants to remove 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know betterV Put a little weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha. Wise. 658-3553 themselves voluntarily, over - qualified applicants lost interest (especially when low salary is mentioned). Potential applicants may get through these initial screening processes well, but when it comes time for the 2nd, 3rd and sometimes 4th interview, the applicant falls short unexpectedly. Many employers try very diligently to put you at ease. "Many applicants are so at ease, they nonchalantly confide in the employer that they really have avid interests in other areas — not relating to the job that they are applying for. And the employer says, sorry, we can't use you," says Verna Zimmermann of the Alumni and Placement Office. "Each interview can make or break your chances of being accepted for employment," says Zimmermann. How Reliable Are Interviews? William F. Glueck has come up with the following generalizations about interviews (supported by research): "The attitudes of the interviewer and and interviewee influence the reliability of the interview, as does the form of questions and answers," says Glueck (Personnel, A Diagnostic Approach). • Unfavorable relevant information influences interviewers more than favorable information, and the earlier in the interview the negative information is introduced, the greater the negative effect is. • The interviewer's decision may be affected by the characteristics erf a previous applicant (your competition). • Work at listening to what and how the interviewer communicates to you. Many interviewers are planning questions when they should be listening. Be aware of the nonverbal cues that indicate this. Remember, it's your interview too? Bring up anything the interviewer skips over that you feel is pertinent to the performance of the job you are applying for. Pregnancy— when unwed, the answer is never easy Continued From Page Nine me wrong, there are times when I could just, well, there are times when I get mad at him, but I learned quickly that the 'good' outranks the 'bad.' You have to look at it that way. It would be easy for me to go home at night and get mad at David all the time, but that's not the way a mother behaves. A mother is supposed to be patient, and kind, and never let her child be unloved. Sometimes it turns out to be quite a chore, but like I said, the good outweighs the bad." Cathy didn't want to put David up for adoption, because she was afraid that she would not be able to give him up for good. "I didn't think any option would be easy, but adoption was out, because I'm sure that after I would have given him up, I would have wanted him back, and things don't work like that, so I did things in a way I knew they (Vould work out. I h ave my son, and I support him financially, and emotionally, and he gives me more happiness than I know what to do with. During the day, he stays with the neighbor, and my job allows me to spend a lot of time with David. When I graduate, I'll just have to work during the day, and before I kn ow it, he'll be starting school. We'll stick it out together though, and we'll get by." RANGER Thursday, April 15,1982 Powerline construction studied ITake a stand ral|v held u_P"kAde. anthropologist. i»rSnn with . . V^MMIVVI I A Parkside anthropologist Black, whit. Richard W Stoffle, is conducting ethnographic field studies in Utah and Nevada to determine the potential effects of power line construction on Native American l!an tnbes in those areas, ihe research is supported by two grants totalling $118,183 f rom Applied Conservation Technology Inc., of Fullerton, Cal., which is directing the research for the Intermountain Power Agency. The studies focus on the impact ol the power lines on Indian religious beliefs, and physical sites, plant and animal life important to religious and ceremonial traditions. Stoffle has a staff of 30 persons working on the project, including 12 Native Americans. One of the Indians, Dan Bullets, is a major religious leader of the Kaibab Paiute tribe. Stoffle says he believes it is the first time that a person with Bullets' background and influence with the Indians has been involved with such a study The Native American staff has enabled the research team to conduct interviews and meetings with tribal councils in the language of the people, Stoffle said, opening a "new world" of ethnographic investigation. Stoffle said the group has been' taping oral histories with tribal old timers" who learned from their parents of the Indians' first extensive contact with non - native civilization and the transitions that resulted in tribal life. "It's information that won't be around m another 10 years," Stoffle said The research team also is breaking new ground in anthropological methodology by using three - dimensional raised topographical maps in communicating with non - English speakers. Art-addicts to hold show The research staff includes Dr. Henry Dobyns, a former UW-P anthropology faculty member, who now is at the Newberry Library Center for the Study of the American Indian. Stoffle expects to complete the studies by August 1. They are the fifth and sixth major social impact projects he has completed in their area, where he directed Parkside Field Schools in Anthropology from 1973 t o 1975. Stoffle, who earned his PhD degree from the University of Kentucky, joined the UW-P faculty in 1972 and currently is director of its Urban Anthropology Field School which conducts continuing studies of the social and economic impact of Lake Michigan recreational fishing on the Kenosha - Racine area. A rally to protest the direction and effects of the Reagan Administration, and to hear new ideas and solutions is planned for Milwaukee's MECCA on Saturday evening, April 24,1982, in the East Hall at 7:30 p.m. It is sponsored by the "Take A Stand" Rally Committee. Sandra Jones, co - ordinator for the Rally Committee, charged today that "the working people of Milwaukee are being backed up against the wall by Reaganomics and Governor Dreyfus' support for the 'new federalism'. It is time for the people themselves — Black, white, Chicano, men, women and youth — to take a stand. Gus Hall, General Secretary of the Communist Party, U.S.A., and its 1980 Presidential candidate has accepted the Committee's invitation to be the main speaker at the "Take A Stand" Rally. Angela Davis, author of the newly - released book, "WOMEN, RACE AND CLASS" and co - chairperson of the National Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression will be a featured guest. For information about tickets for the rally, call 414-931-8 Job prospects worsen On Monday, April 19, the Art Addicts and the Art discipline will be sponsoring the 1982 Student Art Show opening and reception inthe Communication Arts Gallery. The special guest will be Charles Toman, Assistant Curator of Education at the Milwaukee Art Museum. Toman will give a presentation on the works in the exhibit, and present awards to artists and their works. The reception is open to all Parkside students and the public. The reception begins at 7 p.m. and will conclude at 9 p.m. Toman will begin his presentation at 7:30 p.m. Any students desiring to enter works of art done here at Parkside within the last two years may do so today and Friday. The drop off area is the Comm. Arts gallery, and may be dropped off between Conscientious objectors Young men who want to get conscientious objector status should act now, says the New Call to Peacemaking, a Eugene, Oregon, draft counseling group affiliated with three churches. Whether or not they decide to register for the draft, young men should put a statement of their feelings down on paper and file it with a religious group or draft counseling service, says the New Call. Those who wait until an actual draft is imminent before expressing their feelings will have less credibility. Gunderson given grant A $93,480 grant from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) has been awarded to a Parkside neurobiologist, Ross W. Gundersen, to support a three - year study of in vitro directional growth of motor neurites in chick embryos. Gundersen's special interest is developmental neurobiology, particularly the factors which help guide nerve cell processes to their target tissues. Gundersen says that such studies are important because they may one day have medical implications for the treatment of injuries to the central nervous system which involve the guidance of regenerating fibers to their correct destinations. Gundersen, an assistant professor of life science, came to UW-Parkside last fall. He received his PhD at the University of Illinois and spent four years as a post - doctoral researcher at the medical schools of the University of Miami and the University of Colorado. 10 a .m. and 5 p.m. on Thursday, and 10 a.m. to3:30 p.m. on Friday. See the exhibition prospectus for other rules for entering, obtainable on the D-l level of the Comm. Arts area. Job prospects for 1982 graduates may not be as good as predicted last November. Placement officers at schools around the country say a significant number of companies have cancelled spring interviews because of the economy. One administrator of Northwestern University's Endicott Report on campus recruiting plans says recent economic changes, due to a slump in retail sales, metals and the oil industry, have made earlier hiring predictions seem too optimistic. When solitons meet. . . Non-credit dance class Non - credit dance classes for teens and adults will be offered at Parkside this summer under auspices of the Community Educational Programs Office. A six - week ballet class for junior and senior high school students will run from 10 to 11:15 a.m. Mondays and Wednesdays from June 21 to July 28. A jazz class for adults will meet at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays June 22 to Aug. 10. Both classes will be in the Communication Arts Building, Room 140. Kathleen Zavada, dance instructor at UW-Parkside and UWMilwaukee, will teach the courses. Cost for the ballet class is $40; the jazz class, $30. For further information, call 553-2312. We are all familiar with waves in nature — water waves, sound waves, light waves, etc. But there are also many phenomena which are actually waves, even though we may not think of them as waves. These are the so-called solitary waves, examples of which are things like nerve impulses and sonic booms. A special class of solitary waves, called solitons, has the unusual property that when solitons meet, they can pass through one another unchanged. Solitons were first observed as solitary water waves in a canal in Scotland in the 19th century, but their detailed study languished until the advent of the modern computer. Now the concept of the soli ton has found application in practically every branch of physics from hydrodynamics to elementary particles. Solitons will be the subject of a Physics Colloquium on Wednesday, April 21. The speaker will be Dr. Alwyn C. Scott, director of the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los Alamos National Laboratory. Dr. Scott has published numerous books and papers on the subject of solitons and nonlinear wave propagation, and is an internationally known authority on those subjects. His talk, entitled "Solitons," will be given at 1:00 p.m., April 21, in 230 Greenquist Hall. The public is invited. University of Wisconsin-Parkside ^ . Public forum War and Conflict in Central America TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 12:50 PM, GREENQUIST H ALL 103 ANNE N ELSON, PHOTOJOURNALIST, RECENTLY R ETURNED F ROM EL SALVADOR A ND GUATEMALA; AUTHOR, LITTLE-WARS: THE U NITED S TATES A ND TH F (FORTHCOMING), PHOTOS /ARTICL ES IN NEWSWEEK, NEW YORK TI MES, IN THESE TI MES, THE N ATION; GUEST O N M C N EIL-LEHRER REPORT ~ RICHARD M ILLETT, HISTORIAN, SOUTHERN ILLIN OIS UN IVERSITY, AUTHOR, GUARDIANS O F T HE D YNASTY (ON N ICARAGUAN POL ITICS), 1977; THE RESTLESS C ARIBBEAN, 1979; CONGRESSIONAL C ONSULTANT O N C ENTRAL AMERICAN A FFAIRS R0D0LF0 CO RTINA, DIRECTOR, SPANISH S PEAKING O UTREACH C ENTER, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-MILWAUKEE, SPECIALIST IN CENTRAL A MERICAN A ND C ARIBBEAN POLITICS AND C ULTURE GERALD G REENFIELD, HISTORIAN, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-PARKSIDE, LATIN AMERICAN SP ECIALIST, FULBRIGHT F ELLOW IN BRAZIL, 1981 KENNETH H OOVER, MODERATOR, DIRECTOR, PUBLIC F ORUM, POLITICAL SC IENTIST, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-PARKSIDE FREE A ND O PEN T O T HE P UBLIC *N0TE: THERE W ILL B E A D ISPLAY OF MS. NELSON'S P HOTOGRAPHS A T T HE PUBLIC F ORUM. Co- S p o n s o r e d by the Uni v e r s i t y o f W i s c o n s i n - P a r k s i d e and UW EX- D e p a r t - men t of Gov e r nmen t a l Af f a i r s mtiTv or .uromiw E> TENSION ir «ive«|iTy o. »ncomiN p.m.ip. 6 Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER •• •• Club Events S.W.E.A. There will be a S.W.E.A. meeting Monday, May 3. S.W.E.A. received the Outstanding Student Wisconsin Education Award for 1981-82 at the representative assembly that was held in Oshkosh. The award was given to the club with most members, participation, and club events. Elections were held for 1982-83. The officers for the next year are: President, Todd Murray; Vice - President, Bert Hartnell; Secretary, Valerie Olson; Treasurer, Sue Flaherty; and Publicity, Linda Soukeyasian. International Student Organization The International Students Organization is sponsoring a talk on "Protecting the World's Resources — Is Time Running OUT?" The talk will be given by Paul Hayes, a science and energy reporter for the Milwaukee Journal, on April 21, at 1 p.m. in MOLN 105. Everyone is welcome to attend. Computer Club Part 3 of Computer Graphics on Display will be shown Friday, April 23, in Grnq. 103. There will be two sessions this week, from 1- 2:30 p.m., and from 2:304 p.m. Some of the topics are the Evans • ••• and Sutherland Flight Simulator, Vidsizer; a combination of computer graphics and synthesizer effects, ZGRASS; a graphic system demonstration, and Dubner demo tape. The event is free and open to the public. Geology Colloquium The Geology Colloquium for Friday, April 16 is "Gideon Mantell and the Discovery of Dinosaurs." The talk will be given by Dr. Dennis R. Dean of the Humanities Program - Parkside, and begins at 1 p.m. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon's second annual LOOP 500 bike race is scheduled for Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p.m. Four - member teams can compete in the relay race along the inner loop road. Each team member receives a LOOP 500 T-shirt and a beer in the Union. Teams can register for the event on April 20-21 in the Molinaro concourse. Women in Business Women in Business invite all to join them for Aerobic dancing in the Phy Ed. Wrestling room on April 19 and 20. On May 7 and 8, Accent on Women will be presented here at Parkside. Please pick up a brochure and register by April 30. State budget decisions could affect student fees Students can expect a larger tuition bill next fall, and just how high tuition will go partly depends on budget decisions state Legislators make in the days ahead. In the budget deliberations scheduled for this Special Session of th e Legislature, Legislators will decide whether to reduce state support of the University of Wisconsin and whether to give the UW Board of Regents the authority to raise tuition to offset the cut in state support. The budget proposed by Governor Dreyfus, SB 783, calls fro cutting state support of the University of Wisconsin System by $25.2 million. That cut is part of the Governor's proposal to reduce the budgets of state agencies by 2% for this fiscal year (1981-1982) and 4% for next fiscal year (1982- 19&3). While other state agencies in addition to the UW are affected, the UW stands to lose the largest amount in absolute dollars. Action on the budget proposal is now due in the state Assembly. Speaker of the Assembly, Representative Ed Jackamonis (D - Waukesha), fielded a proposal last month which would reduce the proposed cuts to the UW System. Instead of a 4% cut for 1982 - 1983, the Jackamonis plan calls for only a 2% reduction in the UW budget for 1982 - 1983. That would save the University about $8.5 million for next year. The Jackamonis proposal also stipulates that the UW Board of Regents could increase tuition next fall to make up for cuts in state support to the UW. Under the current system, the Regents can request a tuition increase but must receive approval from the Department of Administration and the Joint Committee on Finance to spend the money collected from the fee increase. The current system allowed students to fight the spring semester surcharge in the Legislature and forced UW administrators to specify how the money collected from a surcharge would be spent. Under the Jackamonis plan, the Regents would have the authority to raise tuition to offset state cuts without having to seek the approval of the Department of Administration and the Finance Committee. Jackamonis is suggesting that the cut to the UW be reduced from 4% to 2% and that the Regents be given the authority to raise tuition to make up for the 2% cut still in place. Compensation for a 2% cut in the 1982 - 1983 UW budget would require about a 15% increase in tuition, more than a $100 i ncrease in tuition for next year. Whether either of Jackamonis' proposals have support will become clear as members of the Assembly begin to debate the budget. The state Senate, which approved a modified version of the Governor's budget proposal last month, left the $25.2 million cut to the UW intact and did not alter the current system for establishing" tuition levels. The Board of Regents, who are scheduled to make recommendations on fall tuition at their May or June meeting, are likely to decide on tuition levels based on what comes out.of the Legislature this month. Whether the Legislature reduces the 4% cut for next year and whether the Legislature gives the Regents a green light on raising tuition will show in student fees next fall. Folk arts influence explored McKeown memorial scholarship accepted The UW System Board of Regents April 9 accepted contributions of $1,176 to the James E. McKeown Memorial Scholarship Fund at Parkside. The scholarship memorializes a UW-P sociology professor who died last December. McKeown joined the UW-P faculty in 1970 after serving as Chair of the Sociology Department at DePaul University from 1962 to 1970. He was the author of a number of articles, monographs and books dealing with a wide range of subjcts including juvenile delinquency, criminal justice, .aging, urban politics, social theory and race relations. The scholarship fund is administered by the Parkside Behavioral Science Division. "American Folk Art and Its Influence on American Art" will be the topic of a slide - lecture by Russell Bowman, chief curator at the Milwaukee Art Museum, on Thursday, April 15, at Parkside at 3:30 p. m. in Greenquist Hall, Room 101. Bowman will discuss the influence that American folk art, its stylizations and iconography, have had on the formal artists of this century. His talk is part of a free public art history seminar series titled "Art, Style and Society" organized by the UW - Parkside Art Discipline. Last fall, Bowman organized an exhibition of American Folk Art from the Herbert Hemphill Collection at the Milwaukee Art Museum. The exhibit is now on tour. Before coming to the Milwaukee Art Museum, Bowman was Director of Education at The Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago and was a lecturer in art history at UW - Parkside. He received his MA from the University of Chicago, where he is presently completing his doctorate. He is the author of a number of catalog essays and articles for "Art in America" and "Arts Magazine." All of the lectures in the series address the issue of h ow art forms and styles relate to their social contexts. Each lecture is followed by a discussion period. The final lecture in the series will be on May 6, at 3:30 p. m. in Greenquist 101. Jack Burnheim of Northwestern University will discuss "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism." WE'LL PAY YOU 70 GET INTO SHAPE THIS SUMMER. If you have at least two years of college left, you can spend six weeks at our Army ROTC Basic Camp this summer and earn approximately $600. And if you qualify, you can enter the ROTC 2- Year Program this fall and receive up to $ 1,000 a year. But the big payoff happens on graduation day. That's when you receive an officer's commission. So get your body in shape (not to mention your bank account). Enroll in Army ROTC. For more information, contact your Professor of Military Science. m ARMY ROTC. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do* SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE T THE LOWEST FARES San Fronctacbi Utopia rocks to the right by Mark Sanders Utopia, a group established in the mid - seventies by Todd Rundgren, capitalizes on the recent trend toward conservatism in this country on their latest album, "Swing to the Right." If you are not already familiar with Utopia it is only because Utopia songs are rarely played on the local rock radio stations. Most of the music played on popular rock radio stations in recent times could be described as mindless, repetitive, uninspired (except by drugs) and non - creative. Groups like Genesis, Journey, Rush and Billy Squier (while having stylistic differences) insist on turning out records that sound like homogenized Led Zepplin regurgitations. Don't get me wrong — Led Zepplin WAS a great rock and roll group, but that was ten years ago. In case you have not checked your calendar lately, it is 1982 and you would think some creative force would have brought more variety and individuality to rock and roll since the seventies. Those creative forces do exist (somewhere out in musicland) but they are being stifled by the broadcast medium to the point of censorship — which is what "Swing to the Right" is all about. On the cover of this album, photographs of a book burning that probably took place in the fifties by a group of J erry Falwell types serves to illustrate the lyrical content of this album. Superimposed into the hands of a child on the front cover picture is a copy of the album — a nd it is about to be censored at 451 degrees Fahrenheit. Whoever did the artwork here was correct on two counts: One — this is a very "hot" album, and Two — it is being "censored" by local radio stations. The album is similar to the late sixties anti - establishment music but with a 1980's flair that makes it very interesting — and very good. Todd Rundgren, who writes computer programs in his spare time (Todd made the "Utopia Video Graphics Tablet" system for Apple) displays much of his masterfully refreshing guitar work while Roger Powell competently plays the synthesizers that he builds himself in such a way as to not sound like a video arcade on a Saturday afternoon. The powerful bass line of Kasim Sulton is complemented by the unique drumming style of Willie Wilcox. Highlights of this album include "Lysistrata," an anti - war song based on the Greek comedy made relevant for today's pre-World War Three society. Also good is "For the Love of Money," a synthesizer - laden remake of an old Gamble and Huff song. This is the only non - original cut on the album. A parody of today's punk rock fad "Junk Rock (Million Monkeys)" has a purposely monotonous rhythm that exemplifies current punk hits. Most of the other cuts on the album are well done musically while dealing lyrically with various attributes of today's society. The low point of the album, "Fahrenheit 451," is a disco - influenced ditty based on the Bradbury classic about book burnings. This cut is made tolerable only by its brevity. Despite the cynical nature of the music here, the last cut, "One World," is a fast moving, optimistically flavored tune that confesses the idea that even though some things in today's society are not too good, in general, things are still pretty good in this country. The only intrinsic fault on "Swing to the Right" is the mathematical precision by which each note seems to be played. This is a well - engineered album and the sound quality is excellent. Utopia albums are generally unpredictable in content — a ll of the past Utopia albums have been completely different. A valid comparison of these albums is hard to make but I would label this one an "average" Utopia album. However, the average Utopia album is twenty times better than popular music played on the radio so in this context I would give "Swing to the Right" an A - minus. Definitely a very good album, but certainly not Utopia's best. soncxxxmy Take refuge in this jazz spot by Tony Rogers Feature Editor I wrote an article for the Christmas issue of the Ranger on all the neat, cultured, and fun places to go in Milwaukee at night. It was a pretty good article (ha, ha, ha) and it talked about several different nightspots. But little did I know that right here in my hometown there would be a really sharp place to eat, drink, and see and hear live jazz. Yes, you heard me right, there is a place like that in Racine, and it is known as the Sanctuary Restaurant. I went to the Sanctuary for the first time last Saturday night after hearing that they were featuring a live jazz combo that evening. I arrived about nine p.m. or so, and although it was crowded my group managed to get good seats at a large table. I looked around, and got my first surprise of the evening. It was really nice! I mean, itwasn't fancy or anything, but it wasn't inundated in rusticism either, like a lot of places are. The restaurant is basically long and rectangular, with an extremely high ceiling holding large, low - lit lamps. The bar is at the back, with tables in the large middle space, and a small stage for the musicians at the front. The decor is understated: lots of wood, not too many silly paintings or anything, very simple, austere, clean. Very nice. I was served by a very pleasant waitress, and had the best grilled ham and cheese sandwich I've ever had, with a scrumptous piece of french silk pie to top it off. The menu includes quiche, crepes, salads, all kinds of sandwiches, and about anything else you can think of. There are several different kinds of wine, and a fairly, large selection of domestic and imported beers., I recommend the Labatt's Ale. The jazz group, a local one, was pretty good, and included a drum and acoustic bass backup for a fine saxophone / clarinetist and an excellent pianist. There were even a few vocal numbers belted out by an enjoyable singer. All in all, not bad for a small local combo. In sum, the Sanctuary has friendly waitresses-serving great food and drink at reasonable prices in a jovial atmosphere with a nice jazz group playing on Saturday nights. Sound good? The Sanctuary is located in downtown Racine at 231 Main St., and is open from 11:30 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, and from 11:30 to 1:00 a.m. on Saturdays. Burned u p A contemplation of college to condo conversion by Carol Burns What if they gave a university and nobody came? There's talk of cutting the budget -again. Pretty soon no one will be able to afford to go on to school. Parkside could get cancelled for lack of funds rather than lack of interest. What would the state of Wisconsin do with a vacant set of buildings the size o. Parkside? Maybe Dreyfus would finally have a site for his new prision. No, the upstanding Kenosha and Racine residents would never go for that. Let's try something else. How about another shopping center? This area could use a Gimbles, but everybody knows that the new mall in Racine would be hard to top. No, that would never go over either — not enough parking space. What should the state do to make the most money possible from the sale of Parkside? Why, that's easy: convert into time - share condominiums! There's a lot to offer prospective buyers — a swimming pool, racquetball courts, a gymnasium, tennis courts, a weight room, baseball diamonds, a well - stocked library, a few on - site restaurants... They could make tons of money through a deal like that. People could buy one wonderful week of Kenosha residence for a few thousand dollars plus a yearly maintenance fee. The individual condos would be completely refurnished every five years or so. In keeping with tradition, textbooks would be replaced annually. If every state with budget troubles would sell one university on the time - share condo plan, their monetary problems would surely lessen. And people lucky enough to own a week at Pakside would be able to switch around for a week at another defunct university. Of course, a week of prime time at Parkside would be just a little more expensive to buy than just any old week. Now all we have to do is figure out when it's "prime time" in Kenosha. EAT A BAGEL . . . WEAR A BAGEL FREE BAGEL NECKLACE WITH ANY BAGEL PURCHASE — COURTESY PARKSIDE FOODSERVICE Gommi/m«a£!oi\ Arts THeatre April23-24, Bum Apfil 25, 2pm / April 30-7*\ajy 1, "5pm / HUfiW, CARNML lichets: Union info. DcsK. £t at tKc Doo/ S53-2345 of 553-2042 $ 2 5 0 Pu k r i d t St s d e n t s .St a fC, $3.5© Public Citizens THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 16 7:30 am - 2:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM featuring: • EGG AAcBAGEL ( OPEN FACE BREAKFAST PLATE) • TOASTED BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE & JELLY • PIZZA BAGELS • TUNA MELT BAGELS • MUSHROOM & CHEESE BAGELS • BAGEL BURGER •PASTRAMI /BAGEL REUBEN . •SPECIAL BAGEL & SEAFOOD SALAD PLATE . . . a n d yse • BAGEL ICE CREAM SUNDAES WITH HONEY & RAISIN BAGELS "Be t h e f i r s t o n y o u r b l o c k t o j o iinn t h i s l a t e s t f a s h i on c r az e . .w .h i ch we v er y we l l c o ul d be st a r t ing . " Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER Profile Ron Cuzner jazzes it up on "the dark side" presented the idea of mixing jazz with the classics. The management liked the idea, and Cuzner has been there ever since. With twelve years on the air, THE DARK SIDE is the longest running show on Milwaukee radio, and Cuzner has been there from the beginning. He selects the music from his own collection of 15,000 albums, but according to Cuzner, he has no particular favorites. "On any given night, then I will have a favorite," he says, "but it's like a person with twelve children. I love them all." He is completely in charge of the show's unique structure. Cuzner's announcing style is also unique. "At first," he said, "I sounded like every other top forty d.j. on the radio, giving you all kinds of information you don't need. My announcing style is kind of a de-evolutionary process, because now I only state the essentials, the things you absolutely need to know. "If you listen to me," elaborates Cuzner, "and you try to disassociate my voice from the words I'm saying, and just listen to the rhythm, and phrasing, and. accent of my voice, you'll hear music. "It's a gimmick. 1 want people to know they're listening to Ron Cuzner. Of course, there's an inherent danger that people won't like what I'm doing. So I do what I want to do, and hope more people like it than dislike it. "Last fall, I was interviewing professor (Tim) Bell, who had a group in Milwaukee at the time, on my show. Afterwards he approached me and asked if I would like to teach a course at Parkside. I thought about it for a few months, and finally said I would." Cuzner enjoys teaching. "I would definitely like to do this again next semester," he said. "I would also like to get more involved in other areas of the music department, too." A couple weeks later, I made a three a.m. trek to WFMR's Capitol Drive studios to watch Cuzner in action. I was met at the door of his third floor cubicle, studio number one. Wearing a Tshirt and slacks and sneakers, he talked about his work while I snapped pictures. The best part was, of course, when he was actually talking on the radio. Cuzner easily has the most unique announcing style in the business, backed up with years of experience. Imagine an announcer who, instead of bombarding his listeners with rapid fire information, slowly and carefully enunciates every word, every inflection. The major benefit is that instead of making his voice an interruption of the music, Cuzner is an integral part of the show. It is common knowledge by now CUZNER on the air at WFMR. that WFMR is changing owners in the near future. The last thing that Milwaukee needs is another rock station. If that happens, and Ron Cuzner decides to leave WFMR, the loss to the Milwaukee music scene would be incalculable. Earl and Wood Two Democratic candidates for governor have scheduled visits to Parkside. James Wood will speak at 3:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 14, in the Campus Union, Room 207, and Tony Earl will speak at 1 p.m. on April 28 in the Union, Room 106. Both talks are sponsored by the Parkside Political Science Club and will be followed by discussion periods and receptions. Wood, who served as chief aide Ron Cuzner's television series, "It's Called Jazz," appears Thursday nights at 9 p.m. on Channel 10. WUWM - FM/90 provides a stereo simulcast. to speak here to former governor Patrick Lucey, has been deputy secretary, of the Wisconsin Department of Administration and founder and president of the Center for Public Policy. Earl was a member of the Wisconsin legislature from 1969 to 1974, serving as assembly majority leader, and was secretary of the Department of Natural Resources from 1976 to 1980. by Bob Kiesling Ron Cuzner is a busy man these days. Best known as Milwaukee's only full - time jazz d.j. and the host of WFMR's THE DARK SIDE, Cuzner is on the air six nights a week, from midnight to six a.m. Two days a week he teaches the Jazz Appreciation course here at Parkside, and just lately became the host of his own TV series. A veteran in the radio business, Cuzner got his first radio gig when he was fourteen. After graduating from Racine Lutheran High, he filled, at one time or another, the various positions on announcing staffs in the area, culminating with his job as jazz d.j. at WTOS in the late sixties. About 1970 he left WTOS because, "We had to sell our own ads. I hated that. I don't do it anymore." WTOS was in the process of being sold, and the programming structure was becoming too rigid for Cuzner's — and another radio vet, Bob Reitman's — taste. They left WTOS, Reitman to WZMF and Cuzner to WFMR, where he RON CUZNER ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic advisor prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the advisor, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 12. April 12-26 h as been designated as an academic advising period, and advisors will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISOR FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty, 348 Wyllie Library - Learning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ® MOVIE ® •Xf iUhl l jM Friday, April 16 - 7:30 p.m. Sunday, April 18 - 7:30 p.m. Rated "R' $1.50 UNION CINEAAA BREWERY TOUR & BREWER CAME TICKET HOLDERS: The re-scheduling of opening day hi forced the cancellation of the brewer tour. The game has been moved to 1:: p.m., therefore the bus will leave at 11: A M. on Friday uth from Union Circl our ticket can be used for opening day i refunded in full. Those unable to attend tt game should contact Neil at 553-2650 < soon as possible. Because of a potential availability openmgs for this trip, interested perso. should contact Neil at number above. Hurry — tickets going fast! Thursday, April 15,1982 Viewpoint Pregnancy—when unwed, the answer is never easy bbvy Pat HHeennssiiaakk IOVAH hor Kut -.O News Editor There is a lot of controversy about abortion. When does life start? Is abortion murder? For some pregnant women, abortion is out of the question because of religious belief, or because of the feelings of guilt that can develop with an abortion. Abbey was a college sophomore when she found herself asking the question, 'What should I do?' For a number of reasons, Abbey chose to have an abortion. "First, I'd like to say that this wasn't an easy thing for me. People think that abortion is quick and easy. It isn't. It was one of the most difficult decisions I've ever made. Some people see it as the simplest thing to do. It's terrifying and impersonal. I'll never do it again, but I don't regret doing it. If there are any regrets, they lie in not being able to say no to some guy that really couldn't have cared less." Abbey went up to the Bread and Roses Clinic in Milwaukee. A lot ran through her mind as the elevator started to move. One of the things she started to think about was the concept that once it was over, you couldn't turn it around. "If you decide to have the baby, you have time to decide whether you want to keep it or give it up. Once you finally figure out that you are pregnant, you don't have a lot of time to decide if abortion is right. I worried a little about that, whether or not I was doing the right thing. The one thing I worried about more, was all of the things that you year about the action of abortion. From one person you hear that you're asleep and from the next you hear that you aren't. I was awake. Walking into a room with a lot of machines, and knowing what you are about to do, is earth shattering. It was for me. I was shaking, all because of what I heard. Of course, it can't be expected to be a pleasant experience. I had the impression that the people were cold, and that you aren't well - r eceived. I have never been given more comfort and support than that day at Bread and Roses. The people were really good to me." The staff at the clinic talked to Abbey as long as she wanted after the abortion. They didn't have to convince her that what she did was right for her. "I know what I had to do. I wasn't ready for a baby. Things happened at the wrong time for me. I was a sophomore, and a Business major. There was no possible way for me to fit a baby in. I knew it then, and I know it now. I also could have never afforded a baby, and I wouldn't have felt right letting the governor pay for my mistake. I did it, and I pa id. I'm glad that the entire society doesn't look down on me for it." Abbey said that adoption was also out of the question for her, because she felt if she would have had the baby, she wouldn't have been able to give it up. "I weighed all of the options, and although I did what I thought was best, I also did what was the hardest of three. The decision was as hard for me as anyone else, but there are ways that I could have survived with a baby, but like I said, it was my mistake." On a hot summer day, one of the families in America that was waiting to adopt a child finally got their baby. It was a girl, and Barb remembers when the doctor told her that. "I heard the sound of the baby crying, and she just screamed. It was quite a hello for everyone involved. The doctor held the baby up quickly and smiled and said, 'Barb, it's a girl. She's really big.' I was so glad that she was healthy. I often thought that if she wouldn't have been, I would have kept her. I believe in the idea that people love their own if they aren't healthy. I loved her, but as long as she was healthy, I know that there was someone else that could make her happier. I never regreted my decision to give her up, although I m sure if the situation came up again, I would keep the baby." Barb has never regretted what she did, but while she was pregnant, she had a lot of second thoughts about giving the baby up. "For a long time, I thought it was wrong to give something up that was as much a part of you as a baby is. It didn't seem fair. To be straight, it seemed selfish. After a lot of thought, and serious thought at that, I realized that if I gave the baby up, she would have a better life, better than mine, and better than what I could offer, that it was a good thing. The only part of the bargain that I a sked her before I gave her away was that she adjust to the life around her, no matter what it was. I know it sounds ridiculous to tell a newborn that, but I had to be certain that she would do her best. I am." Barb is only worried about the number of adopted children that look for their parents now. It seems to get easier and easier every day. "I guess my idea is that I gave her to someone else to love and take care of. Unless she feels as if s he has been neglected, I have no intention of seeing her again. Having two parents that love her anough to say, 'Come and live in our house, and be one of our own' will have to be enough for her. I think it will be. I wouldn't want her to hurt her parents, and I think kids that look for their 'real parents' are really telling the people that raise them that all they have done for them hasn't been enough." Barb is happy with her life and happy with her decision, and she thinks about the baby a lot and hopes that she is happy too. "I gave away a big part of myself, and it wasn't easy, but all of it was done in the best interests of all concerned. I think it worked out for the best." Cathy has been a mother for two years. She has a son, and lives by herself with her son. She made the decision to keep her baby because she didn't want to miss out on seeing her son grow up. "I thought for a long time that I might opt for giving the baby up, but it just isn't something that you opt for. By the time the fifth month rolled around, I knew that I would keep the baby. He has been the happiest thing that ever happened to me. He is so cute, and he always laughs, and he's always such a gentleman, even at two. Don't get Continued On Page Four Miller times^s Miller High life 10 Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER M New" Sox start new season This is the time of year that every baseball team talks about being a contender, and the Chicago White Sox are no exception. However, this year just may be different than the last few, considering . . . According to Dan Evans, White Sox Public Relations, the Sox Organization is very optimistic about the upcoming year. Two key off - season deals were made resulting in the acquisition of Steve Kemp from Detroit, whom Evans describes as "a left - handed hitting slugger and good RBI man." The other new addition to the team is Tom Paciorek, former Seattle first baseman who finished second in hitting last year with a .326 average. New to the team last year was the dynamic Carlton Fisk, who was awarded the American League Silver Bat and was named the most productive catcher. Also, Greg Luzinski, the Comeback Player of the Year and outstanding designated hitter. Luzinski's year resulted in 21 homers, 62 RBI's and a .265 batting average. Another new signing of last year was Bill Almon, that phenomenal 29 - year - old shortstop who had what can only be called a fantastic season last year. Almon, who had been released by the Mets at the conclusion of the 1980 season, was invited to the Sox Spring Training Camp in 1981 as a non - roster player. Due to injuries of two Sox infielders, Almon became the starting shortstop on opening day and has had the job ever since. He had his best season ever last year, attaining the highest batting average of any American League shortstop with a .301. The starting line - up for the beginning of the season seems as though it will be: Ron LeFlore, CF, leading off; Tony Bernazard, 2B; Steve Kemp, LF; Greg Luzinski, DH; Tom Paciorek, IB; Harold Baines, RF; Carlton Fisk, C; Jim Morrison, 3B; and Bill Almon, SS. Said former White Sox slugger and five - decade player Minnie Minoso, "This year I think that we're going to have a good baseball club. I didn't have the opportunity to be at Spring Training to watch, but I know we're going to have power hitting and good pitching." Minoso is now involved in Public Relations for his former team. Minoso went on to say, "If we give 100%, we have a chance at the pennant. We're going to give the fans the best of this Chicago organization." As Minoso said, the Sox do have good pitching, but they need to really be consistent this year in order for it to pay off. A most impressive pitcher is 22 ? year - old left hander Britt Burns. Last year Burns tied for fourth in the league with an ERA of 2.64. He was second in the league with 108 strikeouts and was named to the American League All - Star team. During a period in July and August, he maintained 30 consecutive scoreless innings. Another starting pitcher is 23 - year - old Richard Dotson, who will be going into his third full year for the White Sox. Last year, Dotson, a right hander, had a record of 9-8 with four shutouts. Dennis Lamp, another right handed pitcher, was traded to the Sox last year from their cross - town rivals, the Cubs, and proved to be very successful with his new Chicago team. He had a record of 7-6 and a 2.41 ERA. On August 25, he pitched a one - hitter against the Brewers at County Stadium. Southpaw Steve Trout had a yo - yo season, but is sure to wind up in the starting rotation once again this year. He finished the season with an 8-7 record and an ERA of 3.71. So there you have four of the starting pitchers and, with the recent trading away of Ross Baumgarten to Pittsburgh, it remains to be seen who will take his place in the starting rotation. So far, the bullpen will consist of Kevin Hickey, Lamar Hoyt, Jerry Koosman, Lynn McGlothen and, perhaps, Salome Barojas. Besides Baumgarten, recent transactions have done away with utilityman Greg Pryor, slugger Wayne Nordhagen and Bobby Molinaro. In addition to the numerous new players, the White Sox will begin the season showing off their new uniforms and their home field, Comiskey Park, will boast its new five million dollar scoreboard and some new box seats as well. SPORTS NOTEBOOK t © LAST SUNDAY Parkside held yet another roadrace, watch next week's Ranger for results. Coach finalists Parkside has announced that the following seven finalists will be interviewed over the next two weeks for the vacant head men's basketball coaching position: Rudy Collum, 35, assistant basketball coach, Parkside. Wiley Davis, 31, athletic director and basketball coach, Everett Community College, Everett, Wash. Frank Diskin, 42, athletic director and basketball coach, St. Mary of the Plains, Dodge City, Kans. Rees Johnson, 41, basketball coach, Augsburg College, Minneapolis, Minn. Rod Popp, 32, assistant basketball coach, UW - LaCrosse, LaCrosse, Wis. BfcGlNNER OR ADVANCFD Cost is about the same as a semester in a U S college 52,989 Price includes jet round tri|) to Seville from Me«v York room board, and tuition complete Government grants and loans available for eligible students. Live with a Spanish family, attend classes tour hours a day four days a week four months Earn 16 hrs of credit (equi valent to 4 semesters taught in u S colleges over a two year time span) Your Spanish studies will be enhanced by opportunities not available in a U.S. classroom. Standard t/ed tests show our students' language skills superior to students completing two year programs in U.S. Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all arrangements. FALL SEMESTER SEPT. 10 Dec. 22 SPRING SEMESTER Feb. 1 June 1 each year. FULLY ACCREDITED A program of Trinity Christian College. SEMESTER IN SPAIN 2442 E Collier S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 (A Program of Trinity Christian College) CALL TOLL FREE for full information 1-800-253-9008 (In Mich., or if toll free line inoperative call 1-616-942-2903 or 942-2541'collect) Dale Race, 35, assistant basketball coach, UW - Eau Claire, Eau Claire, Wis. Jeff Spielman, 30, athletic director and basketball coach, UW Center - Richland, Richland Center, Wis. Bike for M.D. Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words of I Scarlato, "for softies." There will be no support vehicle, and each particpant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. Intramural B-ball The Parkside intramural basketball program will be hosting their annual basketball championship next Sunday, starting at 7:00 p.m. with the "Super Cocks" taking on "The Lords." On the second court, the "Five Neat Guys" will meet the "Gunners" for a game. At 8:30 p.m., the two winners will come up against each other for the "coveted Intramural crown." SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPHM AND AWARDS f AST. SMIOUSC ENORAVMO SCRVKX s •BROOKS • TIGER • NIKE • PUMA • PONY • CONVERSE • SPOT-SUIT • SAUCOMY • SPALDING • NSW BALANCI HOURS: MOR.-PRL IBM AM - *«0 P.M. •AT tOMAM -BSOPM CLOSED (LMDAYI A HOUDAYt FOOTWEAR. The Active Athletes One Stop 694-9206 THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE EXCLUDEDAFTER °ATE 0F ,SSUE' sale ,tems /$• $ TONIGHT! THURSDAY, APRIL 15 UNION SQUARE 57 PAA FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75<t, $1.0 0 & $1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS LENDER 5%% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance is $500.00 er Morel WE'RE HERE ¥0 HELP YOU GROW! RANGER Thursday, April 15,1982 Tennis Coming Events The Parkside Union AND WTMJ-TV CHANNEL 4 PRESENTS FREE CHECKING! 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis 414-843-2388 A TORNADO SAFETY SEMINAR WITH METEOROLOGIST & WEATHER FORECASTER JIAA on TUESDAY, APRIL20 7:30 p.m. UNION CINEMA THEATER FILM—SLIDES—INFORMATION FREE ADMISSION! Season off to great start Even though the weather has stopped the Ranger tennis team from practicing and playing their meets outside, the team has compensated by practicing many hours in the gymnasium. The team as a whole started their season March 2, trying to develop their consistency while getting into shape. Although Coach Dick Frecka was out the first two weeks of practice for back surgery, his assistant and team captain Claude Cielonko ran most of the practices. However, Coach Frecka recovered very fast and came back in plenty of time to start the team play - offs. In order to play most meets against other colleges, the Parkside team must have six singles players and three double teams, with the singles players making up the doubles teams. After the play - offs, the following lineup was announced: Art Shannon - one singles, Bob Schmook - two singles, Tony Nielson - three singles, Claude Cielonko - four singles, Chris Truckey - five singles, Mike Brinen - six singles. The doubles teams proceeding from number one to number three are: Art Shannon and Bob Schmook, Tony Nielson and Claude Cielonko, and Chris Truckey and Mike Brinen. The first meet, played on April 2, was against Moraine Valley. The meet was played indoors and the Ranger tennis team won six matches to three. The winning singles players were: Art Shannon, Bob Sehmook, Tony Nielson, and Claude Cielonko; and the winning doubles teams were: Nielson - Cielonko, and Truckey - Brinen. The second meet, played against Lake County College of Illinois on April 7, also produced another win for the Rangers, in which the team won eight matches out of nine. The oily loss came when Rick Friegang, of Lake County, beat Chris Truckey in three sets, with the third set ending a close tie - breaker. The third meet, played against Beloit College on April 9, gave the Parkside team their third win, with all the Ranger players winning their matches. And finally, on April 10, the Parkside Ranger tennis team was able to get their fourth straight win. The Rangers beat North Eastern Illinois six matches to three, with the only losses coming from Art Shannon and Bob Sehmook in both their singles and doubles. So far, the Ranger tennis team has done very well and hopefully will continue to do so. However, lack of fan support has probably cost the Rangers their lost matches. The matches were very close and could have been turned around with more fan enthusiasm. The continued success of the team will not only depend on the experience of the players and their competitiveness, but also on whether more Parkside fans take more interest in their team. lilt PARKSIDE men s tennis team has started their'82 season with four straight wins! Go Rangers! ' Photo by Masood Shafjq Sunday, April 18 MOVIE "Excalibur" (R) will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday, April 20 COURSE "Using the Library" at 7 p. m. Call Ext. 2312 fo r more information. Sponsored by UW - Extension. 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 Thursday, April 15 WORKSHOP "Children of Alcohol & Drug Impaired Parents" at 8 a. m Call ext 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW - Extension. SHOW "Patrol Dogs" at 12 noon in Main Place. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Vet's Club. LECTURE at 3:30 p. m. in GR 101. Russell Bowman of the Milwaukee Art Museum will talk on "American Folk Art and Its Influence on 20th Century Art" The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT "Pizza, Pasta, and All That Jazz" with the Parkside Jazz Band at 5 p. m. in Union Square. All are welcome. Friday, April 16 COURSE Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation at 1 p. m. in Union 104 - 106 Call ext 2366 for details. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. MOVIE "Excalibur" (R) will be shown at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored participanfs^in^h^aerobiexerdses^ SP°nS°red ^ amUa' We" Day' Pidured are som< Photo by Masood Shafiq Monday, April 19 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p. m. in Union 106. Prof. Lee Thayer will talk on "The Functions of Incompetence".*The program is free and open to the public. COURSE Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation at 9 a. m. in Union 104 - 106. Call ext. 2366 for more details. LECTURE "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality" by G. Gordon Liddy at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 Outside UW-P sports Chicago Cubs create new hopes by Greg Boilofiglio A favorite story of Pete Rose's on the Chicago Cubs goes something like this: "Every year we'd come to Wrigley to play the Cubs and everyone up there is fired up. They'd say 'You just wait, we're going to win the Series this year. Just you wait!' As usual the Cubs have started out playing fairly well when we'd meet them again a few weeks later. Everyone up there is going nuts. 'We'll take it all this year, just you wait and see!' Then comes July and the Cubs go into their annual dive and you hear them say 'We're going to take the pennant this year, just you wait!' The next time we play them is in August or something like that but this time they're saying 'We're going to win today, we're going to win today, just you wait and see!' " That's a great story and one that succinctly describes the modern day fortunes of those bumblers of the NL East. But alas, we are told, a new tradition is underway for these cubbies. The Tribune Company Cubs enter their first full season with some big plans and a lot of high hopes, if nothing else. And while the prospects for a better record appear rather remote, the 1982 version of the Chicago Cubs will at least look different. GM Dallas Green selected ex - Phillie coach Lee Elia to be his manager for this new venture. Elia, in turn, selected ex - Phillies Tom Harmon and John Vukovich to be his third - base coach and bullpen coach respectively. Playing in compact Wrigley Field has generally meant that with a few power hitters in the line - up you had a better than average chance of winning a close game with one decent swing of the bat. For all practical purposes, Chicago won't enjoy that luxury this year. The Cub's regular lineup will feature second baseman Bump Wills in the lead - off spot. Wills hit .251 for the Texas Rangers in 1981. Larry Bowa, who will play at CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING - professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639 687!. Help Wanted LAWNSKEEPER and gardener for semi - large estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very north side of Racine. If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. Wanted ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175 - Dick O. For Sale LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer. 14 ft. Olympic class, ex. cond. S1400. 639-6635. FILM - T HEATRE - SHAKESPEARE BOOK SALE thru May 5. Quality used and out - of - print books at The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312 6th St., Racine, Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 181h and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. Lost BLUE BACKPACK with books taken from D 1 level of library on evening of April 5. If found, please call 657-6216. Miscellaneous DONATIONS Unitarian Universalis! Book Sale May 8 — Call McLean 632-8011. Personals LET'S GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! We have room for more classifieds. Free up to ten words! LINDA (ABM) — The main rule is keep cool! You're the best -• (NE). KATHY SLAMA — you are also one of my favorite people — thanks for being my friend — t he mystery writer. WANTED: VIRGIN for ceremonial sacrifice to winter storm god. Contact Bob H. THE SECOND RULE is to live with your mistakes. GOT DEM OL' early registration blues agin' PUNK ROCK LIVES! I Bring your safety pins and leopard skin tights to your favorite classroom. A PERMANENT honeymoon, Loretta? DR. DREW — I h ope that you choke on your scarf!!!!! BOB — May a vicious punk rock record attack you late one evening! NE — I thunk that you're preety great! SE — I t hunk too much, and broke my brain. Thanks for everything! ED —You can catch moreflles with honey ... People who live In glass offices ... GARLIC TOAST — Happy Birthday — French Bread short and bat second, hit .283 f or Philly last year. First baseman Bill Buckner (.311 in 1981) and right fielder Leon Durham (.290 in 1981) will remain in the number three and four spots respectively. Catcher Keith Moreland, who hit .255 for Philadelphia last year will bat fifth. Steve Henderson (.293 in 1981) will play left and hit sixth. Rookie Ryne Sandberg (.167 for Philadelphia in 13 games), who knocked Ken Reitz out of baseball, will play third and hit seventh. And Tye Waller, who hit .268 in 30 games for the Cubs last year will play in center and bat eighth. — Team Strengths — (What's that? A Cub team having a strength?) Believe it or not, the Cubs will have a few areas of strength this season. Perhaps their best asset is team speed. Aside from Moreland, every member in the starting lineup has above average speed. Another unique advantage in the Cub lineup is the fact that the number one and two men, Wills and Bowa, are switch hitters. A f inal area of strength lies in the bullpen. Dick Tidrow, Bill Campbell, and Lee Smith will definitely see a lot of action in 1982. Team Weaknesses — The club lacks any serious home run threat. To get runs, the Cubs will have to scratch and claw their way in much the same manner as did the '59 White Sox. If anything will ensure of northsiders of another below .500 finish, it will be their starters. Ferguson Jenkins, Dickie Noles, and Doug Bird make up Chicago's 3 man rotation which on pure merit, is perhaps the weakest in the major league. — Outlook—1 In his wildest imaginations, Dallas Green could not have envisioned the situation he was entering. But in a few short months, Green has done much to bring the slumbering Cubs into the Twentieth Century. Forget about the Bowas, the Buckners, and the Jenkins; Green will build the Cubs in much the same manner as the Phillies were rebuilt: by developing a sound farm system. Ryne Sandberg represents just one example of this. Sandberg came from Philadelphia's Oklahoma City farm club. The Cub farm system however, is years away from turning out such excellent prospects. Green's other acquisitions have at least made this year's club a respectable one. And while manager Lee Elia's contention that the Cubs will be a .500 team may be a bit optimistic, the team will be competitive. For the Cubs, that in itself is promising. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document i/T University of Wisconsin - Parkside For PSGA President Students petition to hold recall election by Ken Meyer Editor A drive to collect the required 800 si gnatures in order to hold a recall election for the PSGA presidency is being spearheaded by Phil Pogreba, members of student organizations and other students. Jim Kreuser won t he March 10- 11 elections with 320 votes (38.5%). Pogreba received 295 votes (35.5%), Loretta Lacy placed third with 207 votes (25%) and Mike Axelsen received eight write - in votes (1%). The recall petition gives five reasons for having another election: • Kreuser failed to review and/or revise the Teaching Excellence Committee's guidelines as requested by the Faculty Senate and he failed to appoint someone to the same; • Kreuser failed to meet the requested deadline by the Chancellor for two appointments to the Sexual Harassment Committee; • Lack of communication with the administration on student - related interests causing lack of student input on administrative decision - making; • Lack of availability; • The causation of bottle necking information resulting in the lack of information within PSGA and flowing out of PSGA. A table has been set up in Level PSGA urges fight budget by Ken Meyer Editor The Legislative Affairs committee of PSGA is urging students to help them combat the proposed education cuts in the state legislature by contacting their legislators and telling them to oppose the cuts. PSGA members have been calling area legislators in the last couple weeks to find out how they plan to vote on the cuts, said Legislative Affairs director Mike Pfaffl. Four of the six local legislators have said they oppose the proposed 4% b udget cut to the "There has to be a united front now. There has to be JIM KREUSER 1 of Molinaro Hall and students will man the tables collecting signatures until next week Wednesday (the goal for collecting the required amount of signatures which is 15% of the student body, or approximately 800). Kreuser had not yet seen a copy of the petition when interviewed by Ranger, so he didn't know the actual charges being made against him. "I think it's uncalled for," Kreuser said about the recall petitions, "because there was an election — o ne in which I didn't campaign that hard and the people voted for my name with the issues." "I do believe that nothing positive will come out of these students to actively cuts to UW PHIL POGREBA petitions," said Kreuser. "I don't believe there's going to be another election (and if there is) the voters will make another reasonable, rational decision like they did in the last one." Kreuser believes the recall "would hurt student government more than it would help it." He said the same thing happened in United Council last year and it caused a lot of f riction. Pogreba said he doesn't feel the recall would hurt PSGA "because PSGA is hurting now. We need a change in leadership," he said. Pogreba thinks there is a "mandate for change" because 62% of the voters voted against Kreuser. "That's obviously going to happen when there are four people running for an office," Kreuser said about his winning by a plurality. "You can't expect a majority. That's the way the election system is set up. There's no primary, so obviously that's going to happen. If they want to change the rules for next year and have a run - down or primary, I think that would be a concern the Elections Committee should look into." Pogreba takes issue with the quantity, as well as the quality, of Kreuser's leadership, noting that Kreuser has missed two of th e last three Senate meetings. PSGA Senators are required to keep three office hours per week at times to be available to the students. "If their leader isn't doing that, why should they?" Pogreba said. "He's supposed to set an example." According to the PSGA Constitution : If or when enough signatures are gathered calling for a recall election, the petitions will be presented to the PSGA Senate. The Senate will immediately turn the petitions over to the Elections Committee, which will have five days to verify the names on the petitions. If illegal names are on the petitions, causing the number of valid signatures to fall under the 15% requirement, those issuing the petition will have five days to get the required number of signatures. If they fail to do so, their recall petition will be declared null. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his / her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition will have his / her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he / she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedures (gathering signatures in order to be placed on the ballot, etc.). There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of th e valid petition is received by the Senate. System opposition now. UW System; they favor a 2% cut, which would save about $200,000. A 4% cut would mean $422,200 at Parkside. PSGA has been taking action in hopes of making students more aware of the issue and therefore maybe save the UW System some money. PSGA members have gone to local high schools with booklets outlining the proposed cuts and the effects the cuts would have on all the UW campuses. The PSGA Senate voted unanimously condemning the Dreyfus - Reagan cutbacks. Plans are also being made to have voter registration during early fall registration later this month. The state legislature was supposed to have deliberated the budget before it recessed on April 2, but they didn't, so Governor Dreyfus has to call a special session. "The main thing that I'm trying to get through is we cannot do it alone," said Pfaffl. "People can still find out who their legislators are or call Legislative Hotline and tell their legislators that they're students at Parkside and feel that these education cuts are bad for society. "If a legislator gets 150 calls in one day about education cuts instead of two or three," said Pfaffl, "he's going to think, 'Hey, these people are involved — th ey know what's happening.' There has to be a united front now. There has to be opposition now. "We're having a drastic cutback on the state and national level," said Pfaffl. "Then you have cutbacks on financial aid and on top of it all you have higher tuition. It's almost guaranteed that tuition will go up $100 next year." The reason for the tuition increase is that the percentage students pay of th e total education costs of the UW System will be raised from the current 25 percent (the state picks up the other 75 percent). Pfaffl said this will make access to the universities harder. "What are our priorities here?" he said. "Are the people in control trying to bring a more diversive split between those who have and don't have? A good wa y of doing that is by cutting down education because education is one of the best ways of climbing the ladder." The November elections can make or break students, said Pfaffl. "Legislators are growing paranoid, I think, of the growing awareness that's happening throughout the campuses," he said. But Pfaffl says more students have to become actively involved. Students have to be concerned and they have to activate their concern. "Help us," said Pfaffl. "Help PSGA become a political force. It will benefit the students in the long run." The toll - free number for Legislative Hotline is 1-800-362- 9696. G. Gordon Liddy to speak April 19 G. Gordon Liddy, controversial mastermind of the Watergate break-ins, will give his version of the scandal that scuttled the Nixon administration in a talk at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 19, in the Union Cinema Theater. Liddy's topic is "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality." His talk is sponsored by the Performing Arts and Lecture Committee of the Parkside Activities Board, a student organization. Admission is $3 and tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center; $2 for UW-P students. Liddy served 4-1/2 years in prison for his role in the Watergate break - ins. Subsequently, he has been a successful lecturer and author. His autobiography, "Will," has been a best - seller. Born in New York City in 1930, Liddy earned a bachelor of science degree from Fordham College and a doctor of law from the Fordham Law School, where he was a member of the Law Review. Liddy served two years as an Army officer and five as a special agent of the FBI where, after six commendations he became, at 29, one of the youngest men ever to serve as a Bureau Supervisor on the staff of J. Edgar GORDON LIDDY Hoover. After practicing international law in Manhattan, serving as a prosecutor and an unsuccessful candidate for Congress, Liddy returned to Washington where he served as Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Treasury and its Enforcement Legislative Counsel before becoming Staff Assistant to the President in the first Nixon administration. There he served in the special investigative unit "ODESSA", later to become known as the "Plumbers", then became General Counsel to the Committee to Re-elect the President, from which he directed the Watergate break-in. Inside • Letters, letters, letters New Music: The Classics • Women's softball starts • Creationism 2 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER THE ADMINISTRATION'S EXECUTIVE ORDER WOULD C LASSIFY AS SECRET ANY INFORMATION Recall would hurt PSGA Dear Editor, I am writing in response to the harmful letter being distributed concerning the recall of PSGA President James Kreuser. I have worked very closely with Jim as Legislative Affairs Director, and know how hard he works for his fellow students. It isn't unusual to see him working away in the office at all hours of the night. Jim and I have been in close contact with our local and state legislators, and are preparing to campaign for Dem. Governor candidate Tony Earl. Through the Senate we have fought the tuition surcharge, raising of the drinking age, library cutbacks, tuition increases, financial aid cutbacks, and the $432,200 that Parkside could lose next year furthering our problems. On the domestic front Jim has been working on the proposed changes to the Breadth of Knowledge requirements, starting up the Union Operating Board, starting a legal service on campus, teaching evaluation system, and a committee to look into research requirements for tenure and contract renewals, among other things. This recall, if to some horrid possibility would work would only break apart the great strides that PSGA has made during the James Kreuser ERA, and to future possibilities. Can't the losers face the fact that they lost the election fair and square, and to go on their merry way instead of trying to divide an already divided Senate? Michael Pfaffl Legislative Affairs Director PSGA Senate ...WHICH MIGHT SUGGEST "VULNERABILITIES OR CAPABILITIES O F S YSTEMS, INSTALLATIONS PROJECTS OR PLANS THAT RELATE T O NATIONAL SECURm) • IN O THER NEWS THE KREMLIN ON THE GROUNDS THAT IT WOULD REl£Asfe NO INFORMATION ON LEONID BREZHNEV'S natutmai^ ww!tv 10 HOSPITALIZATION ^r-r^ N^I^^SECURlTY. - Write Ranger a Letter!!! Ex-PSGA officers rate Kreuser To the Editor: As previous Presidents and Vice - Presidents of Parkside Student Government we have observed the last year's performance of our current President Jim Krueser. We believe he has not consistantly upheld the constitutional and traditional roles of PSGA President, and has not always served the best interests of the students at UW-Parkside. It is our concensus that an adequate President would do the following : 1. Provide faculty and administration with student response to various issues; 2. Transmit information from faculty and administration to the PSGA Senate and the student body; 3. Publish and maintain office hours (in the PSGA office) during periods of prime student attendance so that he/she is available to the Senate and students; 4. Appoint students to voting positions on faculty committees; 5. Submit PSGA budget to SUFAC on time, and appoint a treasurer; 6. Exhibit model behavior. As a leader of the campus representing a wide variety of students, the President should be a role model who looks out for the interests of all the students. Jim Kreuser's actions as President of PSGA during the past year have been in contradiction to the above basic criteria. Some examples of this are: Pogreba explains recall To the Editor: By now I'm sure most of you have read of heard something about a recall election for the office of President of PSGA. As it will be evident, and as it should be, there will be quite a controversy over this issue. There are some questions as to how this controversy will affect PSGA as an effective student representation body. When I first heard about this recall I too had reservations as to the effects on PSGA. But after analyzing the current problems of the leadership within PSGA, I feel that ignoring the situation would be even more detrimental to the overall effectiveness of PSGA than the controversy itself would be. The key word in the preceding paragraph is REPRESENTATION; specifically student representation. Do we have it? Is it effective? Obviously I feel we do not have proper representation and the representation we do have is inferior to the standards we have had in the past years. That was my main reason for running for President. The office of President is a critical position in any organization. It is a position of policy setting and decision making and the administration of those same policies and decisions. These policies and decisions reflect the interest of the entire student body and therefore should not be taken lightly. The office of President also holds power. That is the power to delegate such things as authority and credit. But the one thing the President cannot delegate is responsibility; responsibility to his or her constituents. If the President neglects those responsibilities it not only makes the organization look bad but also the body that he represents. The responsibilities of President of PSGA are stated in the constitution; they are varied and too extensive to fully explain at this time. However, there is one responsibility which I feel is the most important of all the responsibilities of the President and must be stated at this time. That responsibility is the insurance of communication flow. The communication flow between — administration, other student organizations and anyone the president comes in contact with — and the Senate (which is the real voice of the students and the true governing body within PSGA). An example of the neglect of this responsibility is stated as one of the reasons for the recall. That is: lack of communication with administration on student - related interests. This reason by all means is not exagerrated and can even be carried to a further extent. The current President has not attended two out of the last three Senate meetings. This not only increases the lack of communication flow but also leads to the ignorance of the Senate on administrative decisions concerning students. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I do favor a recall election and will do anything I can to see that it becomes a reality. I feel that the controversy over this issue will not be detrimental to PSGA but is necessary for the positive growth of PSGA. Phil Pogreba 1. Currently the modern technology proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements is being evaluated. Jim did not consult the Senate as to their opinions regarding this issue and therefore did not transmit their feelings to the faculty committee. 2. The Faculty Senate requested that Student Government extablish a new procedure for the Teaching Excellence Award. Traditionally, Student Government has placed high value on this issue. As President, Jim is responsible to make sure this was accomplished. To date no such procedure has been developed. Chancellor Guskin requested that Jim appoint two students to the Sexual Harrassment Task Force. Jim delayed the actions of this committee by neglecting this charge. 3. Jim has not supplied a schedule of office hours when he would be available, prime times for this would have been mornings, afternoons and early evenings. The only established "office hours" Jim has ever admitted to have been in the Union Square or at home by phone. 4. There were many unfilled student seats on faculty committees because Jim did not take the responsibility to fill them. He also did not monitor the attendance and proceedings of many of the student representatives on the remaining committees. The result of these actions was the loss of students' voting voice on these committees. A specific application of this was in the Library Learning Center Committee where no students were on/or attending these meetings where $70,000 of budget cuts in periodical subscriptions were proposed. There was no student input on this issue until it was specifically requested by the Chancellor. 5. Since SUFAC provides the funds that support student government it is imperative to have budget requests submitted to them on time. During the past year PSGA's budget was turned in two weeks late. Perhaps if Jim had appointed a treasurer as it states in the Constitution he would have had help in fulfilling this commitment. 6. Examples of Jim Kreuser's reo c c uri ng i n a p p r o p ria te Presidential behavior are: • consuming alcoholic beverages outside of the Union and in the PSGA office which violates University policy. t obtaining furniture for the President's office that was not properly requisitioned. We have allowed Jim Kreuser the past year to develop as President of PSGA, we can no longer afford incompetency in the President's position for the sake of the students, Parkside Student Government and the University. Tim Zimmer, President 79-80 Dave Hale, Vice President 79-8C Tracy Gruber President 80-81 Claire Tolstyga Vice President 80-81 Kay Mullikin Vice President 80-81 Kathy Bambrough Vice President 81-82 Kathy Slama Vice President 81-82 Recall ridiculous We have noticed petitions circulating on this campus recently. These petitions are asking for a new Presidential election, because some people feel the wrong man won. There is ideally nothing wrong with fighting to correct an injustice, but in this case there was NO injustice done. This whole idea is ridiculous. The grounds for the recall are weak and ambiguous at best. It is true that Kreuser didn't receive a majority, but in an election with four candidates only a plurality is needed to win. If a majority were needed, then a primary should have been held. Furthermore, to address the question of Presidential job performance, it is clear to us that Kreuser did far beyond the "requirements" that are called for in his position. As many people know, the power in student governance is with the Senate The President is a guiding force without supreme power According to the PSGA Constitution, "15% of the Parkside student body must sign the petition." Assuming that this petition receives the required 800 student signatures, are these all students that voted in the last election? Hell No! Where were these students on election day! They had their chance — whose fault is it that they did not utilize their opportunity? In effect, the petitioners are saying that the election process that has served this country for over two hundred years is no longer good enough. Losing is part of the game, and it is obvious that some people just don't know how to play. It seems to us, this whole idea of a new election is rather absurd. Why not work with the President instead of causing continual turmoil? Let's work together to eliminate student problems and continue to work toward the students' goals. A1 Spallato PSGA Senator Chuck Betz PSGA Vice President Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager Pattv • ' ^ 3rd Beal ' Gre« Bonofiglio, Carol Bui Lisa l^h ^ ry Kaddatz ' Joe Kimm, Karla Kol O^trowiuf iS Luehr ' Dick Oberbruner, Ch Masood bhafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff Wii uw parkside and ,hey are RANGER is printed bythe lUnion r™ ' 1cad , emic vear except during breaks and hoi Written permission is required for rTor m /r Publishin 9 Co - Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence should be artrtrfc 2 . any P° r,ion of RANGER. Parkside, Box No. 2000 Kenn>;hA \«? Parkside Ranger, University o< Wisi Letters to the Editor win ! ' Wisconsin, 53141. paper with one inch marqins A?iP iff, " ,ypewri,,en ' doublespaced on standar c uded for verification etters must be signed and a telephone numb Setts';: 1? ;v iw "»»»»• reserves all editorial pSae.f'in t ?' . ,or P ubli«»ion on Thursday. The RAt ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fa N N,<» \ RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 vocated the basic precept of man actualizing himself as an individual without a basic moral standard. This is the basic foundation of punker philosophy. However, Sartre's absurdity becomes absurd. Sartre, himself, in the development of his own self - actualization, betrayed his own ideology by signing the Algerian Manifesto and aligning himself to a moral cause. What good is a philosophy of a man who cannot live up to his own philosophy? Furthermore, as Lord Devlin advocates and past capitalistic history indicates (capitalism as we know it, so staunchly advocated by John Hawls) the individual and individual idiosyncracies have no precedence over society and, thus, sociological unity must be maintained at the invonvenience of a few irrational and trivial sects. Thus, in lieu of Sartre's philosophy, punkdom has no place in the limelight of American life, in view of its socially unacceptable ideologies and practices, e.g. slam dancing and the pinning or stapling of one's own cheek. Though the movement as a whole is now proven intolerable to capitalistic society, so staunchy advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls, let us hope this does not by association render a permanent adverse effect on the individual's intellectual maturity. In maintaining our objectivity, we see no concrete evidence of any feasible alternatives advocated by punkdom in regards to more fruitful individual lifestyles — somewhat ironically, though, we see quite the opposite. Instead, we perceive thousands upon thousands of confused and seemingly brainwashed individual's advocating an extremely vehement liberality for the sake of being liberal. There is no rational cause, no rational alternative, or no rational standard of living, hence there is no rational movement. Simply radical expression for the sake of expressing radicality — all at the expense of the fine capitalistic tradition, so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. Instead, we have formulated a more rational alternative to punk rock. It is possible, in theory, to advocate a new form of Neo - Darwinism relating back to Berlin, 1935, but, as one can plainly see this is neither workable nor ethical. We have come to the conclusion that punkers are attention seekers, a paranoia of extreme socio - psychological significance. Viewed from the systems perspective of communication, developed by Professor Lee Thayer of U.W. - Parkside, punkers commit the actions they do in search of feedback, positive or negative, which, in turn, serves as new input which, while being unique to the model of Thayer's, is mentally regressive; this process is on - going and dynamic until it renders the individual mentally incompetent. This was not Thayer's purpose — his purpose is mental growth and social awareness, the opposite of what happens in the punk realm. The only way to rid ourselves of this growing influx of warped egos, neurotic sensationalism and social depravity is to socially ignore, shun, and avoid punkdom in hopes that it will no longer be fueled by society's acknowledgement of its existence, that its flame will flicker and Continued On Page Four rationalized and advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls and, of course, ex-con, country - western singer Merle Haggard. Truly, in their blind ignorance, punkers have attacked the principles and roots that have made America great; our America, which has had such tremendous success throughout the world with its highly defined moral code based on social uniformity and its implementation of a truly democratic, capitalistic structure; which is so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. How then do we defeat the parasitical entourage of depravity, which has eaten away at the basic foundation of this country that the middle - class has so diligently worked to create? According to Lord Patrick Devlin's principles, there is a moral right for society to silence and sanction punk rock. It is clear that a majority of people when questioned, would find punk rock "indignant, intolerable, and disgusting," which according to Lord Devlin allows society a certain moral, right to sanction and override the individual's right, as long as it applies to the destruction of society's basic moral fibers. In contrast, Jean - Paul Sartre, in his infinite wisdom, became the forerunner of punker ideology. Sartre adEVEN STRAIGHT A'S CAN'T HELP IF YOU FLUNK TUITION Today, the toughest thing about going to college is finding the money to pay tor it. But Army ROTC can help - two ways! First, you can apply tor an Army ROTC scholarship. It covers tuition, books, and supplies, and pays you A up to $1,000 each school year it's f .M. But even if you're riot a iSB scholarship recipient, ROTC can still help QQJ with financial assis- fhyz tance—up to $1,000 last two years in the program. I jB contact your M1A^ROTC! CC' i BEALLYOUCANBE. \\ ** Kircher plays dirty trick Dear Editor: One of my teachers, Kraig Kircher, recently went a little too far in using his authority as a teacher. I am in his Process of Management class. The primary goal of the class is to learn how to be a good manager (or so I thought). One of the points Mr. Kircher has been stressing is the fact that managers won't be in their current job position long if th ey do not listen to, and treat their subordinates fairly. To me this attitude was not demonstrated by Kircher when he graded our last exam. There were 2 bonus questions, worth a total of 9 points, in which he stated there would be no penalization for not answering them. He did not indicate anything about being penalized for trying, but I was. I got both questions wrong and as a result had my grade drop from a B plus to a C (on a normal curve). This happened because my percentage was taken out of 110 instead of 101, which was the total amount of points without the bonus. When someone complained to him about it not being fair, he simply stated that there had to be an element of risk. Dirty pool, Kraig, dirty pool. If h e plays these kinds of tricks, I can imagine what he would do to my next essay exam and case if he found out I wrote this. Abused Student 'Parkside STILL Has Style" Call: % Cpt. Moldenhauer Marquette Un. A. ROTC Call collect 1-224-7229/7915 ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE PARKSIDE FOODSERVICE ^ INVITES YOU TO. . . ^ Get 'em While They're Hot FRESH FROM OUR OVENS EACH DAY BETWEEN 7:30 & 8:00 am UNION DINING ROOM REC CENTER hours for * Easter Weekend Saturday, April 10 noon - 1 a.m. Sunday, April 11 Closed • APPLE OR CHERRY TURNOVERS • CARMEL NUT ROLLS • CINNAMON ROLLS • APPLE OR CHERRY STRUDEL ALSO: TRY YOUR OLD FAVORITES .. . NEW & IMPROVED CHOCOLATE BROWNIES, B.A.C.'s, BERRY PIES, SPECIALTY CAKES, ETC. 6 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Club Events^w^w Improving employee attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students welcome. Chemistry club The chemistry club trip to Abbot Labs will be held April 23. Departure is 1 p.m. and return is approximately 4:30 p.m. A sign - up sheet will be posted in Grqst. 227. TWO ARMY MP's demonstrated several moves capable with ChpPrlpArlprc one of their specially trained dogs last Monday in Mainplace. V,,CCI lcc,uw5 The MP's demonstrated how the dogs were trained to attack and heel. For part of the demonstration, they asked for volunteers from the audience and they showed how handy a trained dog could be doing police work. The dog, "Moonshine" also showed his intelligence by trying to take a bite out of his trainer's arm. There's going to be a car wash May 6 and 7, in the Tallent parking lot. The event is sponsored by the cheerleaders, other details will be posted later. Engineering contest held The ultimate in energy saving — a vehicle that runs on rubber band power — will be the design challenge facing high school students participating in an engineering contest this spring at Parkside. Deadline for entries is April 16 and the contest will take place at 1:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 2, in Molinaro Hall. Both team and individual entries are eligible and design specifications are available from the Parkside Alumni Association in Wyllie Library - Learning Center (Phone 553-2515). Each design will be judged in two categories, maximum distance traveled on a circular course and most creative and innovative design. Cash prizes will be awarded to the winners. The event is sponsored by Gould Inc. - Gettys Motion Control Division, Unico, Inc., Young Radiator Co. and Easton Corp. in cooperation with the Parkside Engineering Alumni Association and the UW-P Engineering Science Division. Following the contest the engineering facilities will be open for inspection. ********•********•****•**********.** Write a letter to Ranger AUTOGRAPHING PARTIES April 10th — 12-2 Professor Thomas C. Reeves of UW - Parkside will discuss and anWE^E MCTARTC1" 31 test selIer - THE L1FE April 17th — 12 - 2 Aprils he tn £"h meet U1 / tr r dS and aUtogra I> h his b °°"s- On Writers for bevondtwo RIVERS 8 " by Frie " dS ° f America " • We have complete stocks of four beautiful lines of "alternative" greeting cards, including those for Mothers' and Fathers' Dav and graduation. These lines are proving very popular. # ?l rn SAati2 n f ry deP a , rt™ent now features Crane and Caspari if ml'- 1I ? cludir ? g invitations, place cards, thank - you S stationery! " * PrmtCd a " d engraved weddil « and * Travel books have been increased, too. Make your gufde book! C ° r gn ' m° re enjoyable by Purchasing a good • The Old Book Corner offers over 1500 volumes of used, rare and out - of - print books at very reasonable prices. Our April book sale feautres actors, playwrights and Hollywood. To celebrate Shakespeare s birthday, on April 23 - 24 we will offer Shakespeariana. f>cofak CtXSL, 312 Sixth Street — Racine Telephone 632-5195 Mastercard and VISA Cards Welcomed Physics club The Physics Club will be traveling to Chicago April 16 for a tour of Adler Planetarium. vSpace is limited to 15 seats; Physics club members have priority. Remaining spaces will be open to anyone interested in attending. For info, attend the April 12 meeting at 1 p.m., in Grqst 230. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE is sponsoring a bake sale on Thursday, April 8 to help send representatives to the national convention in Atlanta. The second annual PSE LOOP 500 is scheduled for the end of April. PSE general meetings are held every Wednesday at 1 p.m. Meeting places will be posted along the concourse. All interested student are welcome. Industrial Psychology Group The Industrial Psychology Group will hold an organizational meeting for students interested in gaining information about the Industrial / Organizational Psychology concentration. The meeting will be held at 1 p.m., April 14, in Union 209. Students V presently involved in the concentration will be available to provide information and answer questions. SNO Elections for next year's officers of the Parkside Student Nurse Organization will take place April 12-16. Ballots and ballot boxes will be placed in WLLC D-175 and Tallent Hall Nursing Lab until 4 p.m. The next SNO meeting will be held Monday, April 19 at 12:30 p.m., Tallent Hall 182. Special Appeal: To all R.N.'s and any other present or former nursing publication or medical publication subscribers. (Journal Nursing, Nursing Outlook, R.N.) don't throw them out!!! The Student Nurse Organization is trying to establish a library in Tallent Hall. Medical and Nursing magazines, and donations are needed. Tax exempt statements will be issued to all donating individuals. Contact Ann Boyle in WLLD D-175, ext. 2480, or Margaret Preston in Tallent Hall at 553-2725 about donations. Balancing Act is winner Women in Business Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick, of Kenosha, has been awarded an honorable mention cash award at the 25th Annual Beloit and Vicinity Exhibition for his airbrush acrylic painting titled "Balancing Act." The show, which remains on view at the Wright Art Center at Beloit College through April 10, was judged by Katherine Mead, director of the Elvehjem Museum of Art at Madison. Bayuzick also had paintings accepted at four other juried exhibits during March / April: the 58th Annual Rockford and Vicinity Show at the Burpee Art Museum, Rockford, 111.; the 6th National Watercolor Exhibition at the Springfield Art Assn. Galleries, Springfield, Illinois; the 6th Annual Seven State Competition at the Nohr Gallery, UW-Platteville; and the Galex 16 National Juried Show at Galesburg Civic Art Center, Galesburg, Illinois. A member of the UW-Parkside art faculty since 1977, and cimrently coordinator of the Art Discipline, Bayuzick received his Master of Fine Arts degree from Ohio University School of Art in 1975. Women in Business will hold aerobic dancing on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. in the wrestling room of the P.E. building. Accounting club On Monday, April 12, at 1 p.m., the Accounting Club will hold a general meeting in Union 104. Topics of the meeting will include the Spring Banquet, the regional public accounting night and much more. Refreshments will be served. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wiscons 414-248-9141 , P 24J3 6 ", 75th street - Rt. (Paddock Lake) Salem,' 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5Vt% Interest R Tsar Daily Balance Is >500.00 or Morel ISLE WE'RE HIRE TO HHP YOU GROW! Burned Up Wargamers battle it out at Parkside by Carol Burns A military base on Parkside? What's this world coming to? Just when you thought you knew everything about this place, you can always manage to discover something new. Take, for instance, a certain room (140) in Molinaro Hall. Hundreds of students file past this room daily. But how many notice the peculiar events taking place therein? Strange noises and loud laughter eminate from inside. A green telephone hangs on the wall. Students sit in there wearing unny hats and stickers on their foreheads. Whatever they do in ®re> 5 sur e seems like fun nf rOZ ^T c " riosity Sot the best of me and I had to find out what Zlf°!? g ° n UP° n entering, I found that this cubicle is affectionately referred to as "The Warroom," (much as Hawkeye's abode is dubbed "The Swamp") and is the headquarters of a bona - fide'Student organization known as the Parkside Association of Wargamers." So that's what they do all day They play war games. The penViewpoint Mike Bassis enjoys Parkside by Pat Hensiak News Editor When a student has a problem academically, they should see their academic advisor. When an academic advisor can't help, and things are starting to get desperate, students can go and see Mike Bassis. Bassis is the Associate Dean of Faculty, and he deals with student academic affairs. The students that are on academic probation, or have an academic problem, usually find their way to his office. Dropping courses late involves the approval of Bassis and the course instructor. Withdrawn students seeking re-entry also meet with Bassis. Bassis came to Parkside from the University of Rhode Island on July 1,1981. He spends about 25% of hi s time working with special cases within Student Academic Affairs. The rest of his time is spent with budgeting issues for the divisions, evaluating faculty for tenure and promotion, and getting courses for the curriculum approved through various levels. Bassis is currently heading a task force on student retention, the purpose being to find ways to upgrade the qualities of programs and services so that Parkside is able to retain more students. "I would like to work t ings out so that we can help students get what they want right here," explained Bassis. He has two text books published on S ociology, one of them being used at Parkside. Bassis is the Patronize R anger A duertisers "Welcome back students!" Have fun! 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Perhaps that's what the telephone is for — but shouldn't it be red? The Wargamers try to keep their games as realistic as possible by having members who are qualified to play the parts of demented officers. These people should be in special demand if th e U.S. would be so unfortunate as to enter into another war. If real battles aren't your bag, fantasy war games such as the fabled "Dungeons and Dragons" can be found on the shelves. By hosting the annual Gen - Con in August, when wargamers from across the country descend upon Parkside, this student club actually makes money for the university every year. (Which in turn distinguishes it from many of the other parasitic student organizations that infest Parkside.) So even though these students appear only to be "wasting time and their GPA's," they may foreshadow a time when wars are fought with cardboard tanks and plastic dice, and the greatest injuries inflicted are paper cuts. Ensemble to present concert A joint concert by the Parkside Percussion Encemble and the Chamber Percussion Ensemble of Carroll College will be presented at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 12 in Parkside's Comm. Arts Theater. The ensembles will play charts by Peters, Schiffman, Elias, Beck, Latimer, Doemland and Parchman. Linda Raymond directs the UW-P group and James Sewery the Carroll group. Admission is $1 for students; $2 for others. A faculty recital by classical guitarist Susan Gulick scheduled for April 18 has been cancelled. Wouldn't that be great? MICHAEL BASSIS editor of the journal, "Teaching Sociology." The publication is released four times a year and contains essays and research papers on how to improve instruction in Sociology. Being new keeps him learning new ways to be helpful and new ways that he is expected to be helpful. "I love this place," said Bassis. "I like Wisconsin, I like Parkside, and I like the people I've met. I have an enormous amount of respect for the institution. The issues of teaching and learning are very important to me. I guess that's why I'm in this type of work. I don't think I've ever been more excited about what I am doing. Sometimes it's overwhelming,, but it doesn't distract from the excitement." ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1982 will be available beginning Monday, April 12, 1982 at the Informational Kiosk in WLLC Main Pace. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL * ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION 4- * r *•••••••••••••••••••••••*•••••••*••••••••••••••••••••$ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * J * * * * * * * * *•*-«- IX r EXCLUDED. ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic advisor prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the advisor, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 12. A pril 12-26 h as been designated as an academic advising period, and advisors will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISOR FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of F aculty, 348 Wyllie Library - Lear ning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - ma triculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 by Pat Hensiak News Editor Creationism is a subject of great controversy. Professor Steve Dutch of UW - Green Bay led an entertaining and informing lecture last Friday on creationism. Dutch started by explaining that little children see the world as being run by magic. For instance, often times when an only child is blessed with a baby brother or sister, that only child would prefer that the baby be taken back to the store where it was purchased. Dutch also pointed out that most people spend their lives believing the magic to some extent. Cause and effect aren't really connected as far as many people are concerned. What one thinks, causes things to happen. This is a very magical kind of world. Even if people are given some sort of advanced information on a subject, their opinion will often stay the same as it was before they were given the extra information. "You can prove to people that things will happen one way," explained Dutch, "but the people still believe differently." The different classifications of science that Dutch explained were: Center Science, which is a very well - established set of rules and results for something; Reminder: Checks available Payroll Student payroll checks will be available in the Union Bazaar Friday morning until 11:45 a. m. due to Good Friday. Checks will also be available Monday until 4 p. m. in the Union Bazaar. Winter Carnival Students who won money prizes during Winter Carnival are reminded to pick up their checks in Union 209. Frontier Science relates to things that are solidly based, but there may be several equally possible alternatives to something; Fringe Science, that which is quite speculative (perhaps ESP, or the Loch Ness Monster. Basically, things that may be true, but evidence is equivicable); a Pseudo Science is something that has no chance of being true. According to Dutch, creationism tails squarely into the Pseudo Science category. There are many reasons why people will believe in a Pseudo Science. People can believe due to a genuine conviction, or feelings of powerlessness, and a desire for fame or sense of rebellion: There are also practical benefits, such as diet fads. Pseudo Science can offer adventure, escapism, and maybe fun. Meeting up with Bigfoot sounds like a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Social concerns have an effect on what people believe too. Attention comm. majors All students who have declared Communication as a major, minor, or area of interest are invited to attend an informational meeting on Monday, April 12,1982, at 1:00 p.m. in MOLN 105. The meeting has been scheduled by the Communication faculty to inform students about up-coming program revisions and the provisions that have been made for current Juniors and Seniors. The Communication Program's progressive direction and professional emphasis will be explained and discussed during the hour - long meeting. If you did not receive a meeting notice in the mail, please notify Professor Richard Carrington, CA 251, and plan to attend this important gathering. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. San Franciacof^V Lo« y THE LOWEST FARES jfe Brussels a pseudo science As Professor Dutch started to speak of religion and creationism, there was a rumble of thunder that sent the listeners and Dutch into a small state of disbelief and coincidence. Religion is the final reason Dutch gave for believing a Pseudo Science. Dutch explained the creationists view of earth history, containing the following points: the earth is young, about 10,000 years old, and the earth actually did form during a six - day period. Creationists believe that the major event since creation was the Biblical Deluge (the flood of Noah). According to the creationist, life was created supernaturally, species were created separately, and the earth was shaped by supernatural events. If evolution is true, creationists would see man as nothing more than an animal. They are opposed to the origin of species and plants by evolution. "There is a very strong, implicit statement in creationism," stated Dutch. "It says that you really can't believe in God and evolution at the same time." What creationists are then attempting to do is overturn evolution by gathering and interpreting data and convincing others that there is reason to doubt. They try to point out deficiencies in current views and point out logical errors. They also try to answer criticism, but Dutch doesn't believe they succeed in doing any of those things. Dutch feels that what a Pseudo Science actually does is make mistakes. Creationists actually thrive on Methodological errors, s a l e s m a n s h ip f a l l a c i e s, exaggerating uncertainties and raising doubts, by creating a general mistrust of critical reasoning, and by claiming that if their own theory has not been disproven, then it must be right. By methodological errors, Dutch refers to using outdated or invalid information — to see something cited from the 1930s that has been long proven wrong. A failure to follow up their information with logical consequences is also familiar. As Dutch put it, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." The salesmanship fallacy brings out the concept of persuading people that there is a legitimate reason to doubt. The Galileo Fallacy points out that, "Galileo was persecuted, and he was right. Therefore, as a creationist, I could be right." Charges of persecution are quite frequent by Creationists. Duane Gish, a creationist, stated this after an attack was made on creationists by another scientist: "Most scientists are unbelievers, and unbelieving materialistic men are forced to accept the materialistic, naturalistic theory for the origin of all living things." What Dutch is pointing out by using Gish's quote is that counter - attack is viewed as a threat from the establishment, no matter how mild or civil it could be. Fringe Science has a desire to play by two sets of rules, that is, a scientist is expected to account for everything that happens. If a fringe scientist can't account for something, he makes it clear that he deserves a better chance. There are a lot of reasons why things may not be explainable. The first, there may be nothing to explain. A possibility is always present that there is bad data, a trivial problem, or that some sort of hoax has taken place. Systems can be complex, or things could be unexplainable due to the normal unfinished business of science. Chances also claim that a particular issue is unexplainable by known laws, and that new ones are needed. Dutch pointed out that this is where most creationists get their lead - in. ALL WISCONSIN COLLEGE COMPUTER MATCHUP MEET SOMEONE NEW THIS SPRING wi^telfo^rW6 ^ me6t "°,r 0ne °! W this , sPrin9? Answer the following questions and you will be matched with ten other Wisconsin Co lege students of the opposite sex. Each person who participates will receive a letter ltnd*T° Xr S) WhiCh Consists of ,he names ' addresses, and ages of ten Wisconsin College students who you are most compatible with. Send your answer sheet and $5 to: ALL WISCONSIN MATCHUP 1. Are you: 20560 Orchard Road 1. Male 2. Female Marysville, Ohio 43040 10 11 1 wish to be matched with: 1. Asians 2. Blacks 3. Spanish 4. Whites 5. Does not matter How tall are you? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4 Very tall How tall do you prefer a date to be? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4. Very tall What is the color of your hair? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4. Blonde (light) What color of hair do you prefer a date to have? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4 Blonde (light) You consider yourself 1. Calm, cool, always in control. 2 Alive, full of fun 3. Quiet and sensitive 4 None of these People say I am 1 Very good looking 2. Better than average 3 Average 4 Less than average I would rate my sex appeal: 1 Ten 2 Eight or nine 3 Six or seven 4 Five or below What would you prefer to do on a first date'' 1 Go to a movie 2 Have a quiet dinner 3 Dance the night away 4 Go to a concert Where would you rather live'' 1 A city 2 The country 3 A suburb of a city 4 A small town 12. What kind of music do you most like to listen to? 1 Pop 2. Country 3. Jazz 4. Rock 13. How important is it to you to have a lot of money (wealth) someday? 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4. Not important 14. What size family would you want to have? 1. No children 2. One or two children 3. Three or four children 4 Five or more children 15 In regard to world issues, 1 am 1 Very interested 2 Moderately interested 3 Slightly interested 4 Not interested 16. When kissing I 1 Keep my eyes open 2 Keep them closed 3 Both 4 Never paid any attention 17 What is your opinion of most spectator sports' 1 Like to watch often 2 Like to watch occasionally 3 Enjoy a few sj orts 4 Not interested in sports 18 What do you prefer 1 Republican 2 Democrat 3 Independent 4 Prefer not to vote 19 Does it bother you when others smoke' 1 Yes 2 No 3 Sometimes 20 I find my horoscope 1 Interesting-check it often 2 Anuising-check it occasionally 3 Ridiculous-don't belive in it 21 Of the following rather 1 Ski ir. Colorado 2 Sun in Florida 3 Theater in New York 4 Showtime in Las Vega ould 22. Clothes and personal appearance are: 1 Very important 2 Slightly important 3 Not important 23. In regards to alcoholic beverages 1 "Love" to drink 2 Drink occasionally 3 Drink rarely 4 Do not drink alcohol 24 How intelligent are you? 1 Very intelligent (genipus or near genious) 2. Above average intelligence 3 Average intelligence 4 Below average intelligence 25 Physical attractiveness is 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4 Not important 26 Do you enjoy opera? 1 Yes, very much 2 Occasionally (once, twice per year) 3 Once in a great while 4 No 27. What is your idea ot a romantic evening' 1 Candle-light dinner 2 Sitting by the lire 3 Watching the sun go down (a beautiful sunset) 4 Gazing at the stars 5 All of the above 28 I believe 1 All convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 2 Some convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 3 Capital punishment should be eliminated 29 1 go to church 1 Seldom or never 2 Once or twice a month 3 Nearly every week 4 Every week 30 At a dance. I preier to 1 Dance most dances 2 Dance fast 3 Da rice s|ow •4 Stand around and talk FIRST NAME n: ANSWER SHEET LAST NAME M i l IT I I 1 i 1 T T i 1 I 1 I T I N4ME OF SCHOOL ADDRESS M M 1 1 i n n 1TITTT AGE 1~T~1 PLEASE CIRCLE ONE Male Female CITY. STATE. ZIP QUESTIONS ANSWERS 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 H ITTTTT HJ "'I QUESTIONS 1 I ANSWERS 8 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Driscoll named Dona Driscoll, a junior from Muskego, has been named to the WWIAC all - conference indoor track team by vote of th e coaches. She won the WWIAC 600 last week in 1:26.62, a Parkside record and the fastest time recorded in the state this year among WWIAC schools. She had placed fifth in the event in the NAIA championships in February. She also placed fifth in the 300 in the WWIAC meet. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards at this campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE / TIME Inc. 4337 W. Indian School "C", Phoenix, Az. 85031. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. HELP WANTED: Lawnkeeper and gardener for semi - large estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very North Side of Racine, If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. Wanted ROOMMATE WANTED. Responsible female to share expenses and rent. 654-3868. ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175, Dick O. ANY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS interested in having formal fun? Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE ROTC needs attractive female for Naval Ball. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs female escort to Marc Plaza. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs Parkside escort to formal dance. Brendan, 962-8081. NEED DATE for Naval Ball. Will pay expenses. Brendan, 962-8081. I'M NOT DESPERATE! I just need a date. Brendan, 962-8081. For Rent 2 BEDROOM HOUSE in country. 25 miles west of Kenosha. S250 a month plus utilities. 632-4005. Miscellaneous UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SERMON - "Here comes the Sun" - S unday 11 a. m. - Racine. Personals HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE! Now you're REALLY getting up there. LAM. THIS WEEK on Monster Chiller Horror Theater "Nerf Basketballs from Hell." Count Floyd. FREE BUDGIES at Tex 8. Edna Boils Organ Emporium. GET YOUR AOS IN GEAR! Free classifieds really should be too good to pass up! Let's get some student inter - communication! TO KATHY SLAMA You are one of the most wonderful people I know - G uess who? HEY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS Brendan is serious.and I think you should give him a chance, TO KEN MEYER - an Unforgettable Editor has turned a year older - h ave a wonderful year! N.E. KEN - I hope that you had a great birthday. • Now I c an't be accused of seducing a minor in any State, ouy evol I! Your Linda! small Come to a THURBER CARNIVAL FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Women split p air by Kathleen Pohlman Last Thursday the women's softball team started their season. Lynn Barth pitched a one - hitter to shut out St. Xavier of Chicago 2- 0. Kathy Toban, the Ranger's catcher, played a helpful game of defense including several good throw outs. Cindy Ruffert had a triple and Bonnie Schmelter had a double to assist Parkside with their first victory. However, they lost the second game when St. Xavier scored in the last inning on a long fly ball. The score ended at 5-4. Cindy Baker had a triple and a double. Due to inclement weather, last Friday and Saturday's games were cancelled. Nevertheless, there are still many games left. Next week's game schedule is: Saturday at 11 a.m. against Whitewater and Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. against Stevens Point. Both games will be played at Petrified Springs Park. Fans are always welcome and admission is free. Last year the women's softball team had a great season. Their record was 19-8 which helped them get invited to the NAIA Tournament in Texas. They placed seventh out of 14 and were also State Champions of their conference. Out of the total team from last year, five decided not to return. But with Laura Laurenzi, who made All - American, and Lynn Barth, Nancy Kivi, Cindy Ruffert, Paula Sandahl, and Kathy Toban (the six original starters) the team is off to a good beginning. The new players who show great potential are Ann Althaus, Cindy Baker, Janet Broeren, Jeanne Jacobs (second year), Kim Johnson, Michele Martino, Linda Masters (second year), Anita Ratsch, Bonnie Schmelter, and Lori Windhorst. be topped j Please sendachec Qffer Seagrams 7 Crown mv 10152 Please send a cnecK unnv. roTo^TwYo^-N.Y 10:52 Name. College. Address. Seagram, S(»m^Creum • . • Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S M L XL Amount Enclospri c Offer expires December 31,1982. No purchase necessary. New York residents add 8.25% sales tax Please allow 4 to ( 5_ to 6 weeks for shipment. Classical music stands the test of time ••••••••••••••••• Ranger needs writers! by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Classical music has been around for hundreds of y ears, but how many people listen to it today? Everybody listens to that god - awful pop - rock music. I used to listen to it too, so I don't want to sound like a snob or anything. But I got tired of popular music, and started listening to the classics. I find it interesting when I talk to other people around school about classical music, and they tell me they think it is 'rtgid,' 'unchanging,' and 'hard to listen to.' Maybe I'm talking to the wrong people, but I just don't understand this attitude. Classical music is not rigid, unchanging, and it's not hard to listen to. In fact, it can be downright pleasurable to listen to. So in this article I'm not going to try and be some kind of music scholar (I'm not, believe me), rather I will simply tell you about some of my favorite compositions in classical musieland, and you can decide for yourself. Now that I've written that big introduction about classical music, I'm not even going to write about classical music. Bet I fooled you, huh? No, actually I'm going to begin with Baroque music, which sort of came before what we today know as the classics. Some background info first: Baroque comes, for the most part, from the 17th century, and by definition is improvisational and contrasting in nature. Baroque composers include such names as Vivaldi, Pachelbel, and Telemann. Most scholars consider Baroque music less intellectually stimulating than classical, and if th ey say this I suppose it is true. Nevertheless, Baroque is both easy and fun to listen to, and a good way to lead up to the classics. Lots of Baroque music has been featured in recent films, including Kramer vs. Kramer and Ordinary People. So you see, Baroque can have popular appeal. I'll bet you're saying to yourself now, "Well this is all fine and dandy, but when I go to a record store, how do I know what to buy?" Fear not, this writer has thought of every contingency. What follows are some of my picks for a basic- Baroque collection, listed with the composer's name • first and the compositions following: Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Concerto in D for Lute and Violins, and any of the other Vivaldi concertos - He wrote hundreds, including concertos for Baroque trumpet, flute, strings, and so forth. I especially like the Lute and Mandolin concertos; Johaan Pachelbel - Canon and Gigue; Handel - Water Music; Telemann - Canata for soprano and orchestra. There is, of co urse, much more that I could recommend, but these are a few that might catch your ear. There are many Baroque albums that have a collection of various works by several different composers, and these are good if you are on a limited budget. The Kramer vs. Kramer soundtrack is one such album, as it contains a wide range of material from both Purcell and Vivaldi. In terms of orchestras, Neville Mariner and the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields do Baroque proud. So if you've got the money, go for Baroque (no pun intended). Now on to the classics. After Baroque, neo - classical Baroque, and whatever else Baroque you can think of, came the classics, sometime in the 18th century. Classics are a step above Baroque in terms of musical integrity, and like a fine wine, take some getting used to. A taste must be developed for the clq^sics, and if you don't like the classics, you don't have taste. How's that for musical snobbery? Just kidding. I'm sure you've heard of the three B's (Beethoven, Bach, and Brahms) so I will use this clever alliterative device as a starting point. Bach came first, and was as much a part of the Baroque era as the classical. He composed choral works, concertos, orchestral f no moresuites, and about everything else. In fact, Bach's genius seems to be in his ability to take various forms of mu sic and bring them to a state of perfection. WFMR, the classical radio station in Milwaukee, has a bumper sticker that says, "Keep Bach." Well put. Ludwig Van Beethoven was a frustrated, miserable, rebellious man. He had a brusque, disagreeable personality, could not get along with women, and in the latter part of his life went deaf. Yet, he was probably, and still is, the most original, revolutionary "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little weekend in your week. and passionate composer who ever lived. His music is stormy, tempestous, reflecting his life and personality. His music takes time to get used to, but it is truly great. As a boy Johannes Brahms earned a living playing piano in whorehouses. After being proclaimed a genius by Robert Schumann, Brahms eventually settled in Vienna and spent the rest of his life composing. Brahms is often seen as the 'heir' to Beethoven. He remains one of the most important composers. There are over a hundred other classical composers that have received varying degrees of recognition, so it's obviously impossible to even begin to cover any amount, of classical music. But I can tell you what the most famous composers are known for composing. Here goes: Chopin and Rachmaninoff for piano pieces; Ravel, Debussy, Tchaikovsky, for the romantic nature of the compositions; Wagner, for his almost mad works. I could go on and on. I won't though. Here are some of my favorite classical works. See what you think: Beethoven - The Sixth Symphony, or 'Pastorale.'; Bach - The Brandenburg Concertos, Toccata and Fugue in D minor; Mendelssohn - Music for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream"; Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition; Ravel - Bolero; Copland - Appalachian Spring - Fanfare for the Common Man; Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries. You might have heard Ravel's Bolero in the film, "Ten," and you probably heard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" in "Apocalypse Now." Even if yo u've never heard of any of these compositions, or even of their composers, you might, just might, try listening to one of them. If, by chance, you really enjoy what you hear, you can come and thank me for writing this article. If you can't stand what you hear, however, I will not reimburse you for the album you buy. Sorry. Punk rock - Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Continued From Page Three eventually die. We must get to the point where we are so socially unaware of this phenomena that we don't even perceive it; therefore, if it is not perceived, it will not exist. We hope our efforts will increase social awareness and, subsequently, social unawareness of the beforesaid phenomena — whatever that was. Dave Odders Jack Zurawik Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspapers Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 25, April 8, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside New ter m begins PSGA Senate supports Bearden hby v KKen pn MMpeyvper r • • The March 25 PSGA Senate meeting saw the inauguration of President Jim Kreuser and Vice President Chuck Betz and the beginning of the Senators' term. There were nine Senators at the beginning of the meeting; there were 14 at the end. Two students, Loretta Lacy (who was a presidential candidate) and Mike Scoon, were nominated by unanimous consent to begin their two - week internships to become Senators. Phil Pogreba, an unsuccessful presidential candidate in the March 10 - 11 election whose Senatorial term ended, was appointed by unanimous consent to the Senate. His two week internship was waived. The only resolution of the meeting, calling for more student input in faculty renewal and tenure decisions, passed 9-0-0 before the new Senators took office. The Mike Pfaffl / Phil Pogreba resolution was in reference to the recent nonrenewal decision concerning Sociology instructor Jim Bearden. The resolution read: "Whereas the loss of junior faculty at Parkside in Sociology / Anthroprology will lower the attractiveness of the discipline to majors and non - majors, which may result in a loss of students to UW - Parkside. "Whereas personnel decisions that either remove or discourage junior faculty from remaining at UW - Parkside could have a negative effect on students. "Whereas students are the group most immediately concerned. "Therefore let it be resolved that PSGA, Inc., which is the major voice for students at UW - Parkside, will work with students and faculty to incorporate a broader voice in renewal and tenure positions." A separate, but related, motion made by Pfaffl and seconded by Pogreba, stated that PSGA should establish a committee to look into faculty tenure research and be able to review faculty research. The motion passed 8-1-0 with Luis Valldejuli voting "no." The meeting also marked the last PSGA meeting for Vice President Kathy Slama, who has been involved with PSGA for the past three years. Slama has served as Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore and President Pro Tempore in addition to Vice President. She has also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years; this year she was chairperson of the Elections Committee and established and managed the Campus Book Exchange. Slama made this farewall speech to the Senate: "I would like to take this opportunity to commend the Senate for working hard to see that the students' best interest was being served. "During SUFAC budgeting this year we put our Constituation to the test. It didn't fail us. You can feel good that you're part of an organization whose framework is solid. "We saw this year that when individual blocks of the framework start to shake, or (there's) those who don't support their share of i t, everyone feels it, but the framework always stays standing. "Your duty as Senators is to see KATHY SLAMA that the organziation moves ahead. Treading water is not going to get you anywhere. Remember that you must stay in contact with the administration. When you stop talking with them and start undermining them, your framework is going to feel it a lot. "We have a unique situation here at Parkside in that the administration will discuss anything with us. If you give that up you will really be losing. "If nothing else, the most important idea that I want to leave you with is that you, as the Senate, are the decision - making body for all the students of Parkside . . . Take that responsibility the students here at Parkside have given you and use it effectively." The unusually large number of people who attended the meeting gave Slama a round of applause as she stepped down to let the new office - holders begin their terms. Teaching Excellence nominations open Well, it's that time of year again — time for teachers to be on their best behavior — for the annual Teaching Excellence Award selection process is under way. The award, which is given in recognition of superior teaching ability to any full- or part-time faculty member who has not previously received it, includes a prize of $500 to each of the two recipients. Choosing the student representatives who will serve on the Nominations Committee was completed later than usual this year, leaving students with a much more limited time span in which to accomplish their task. Because of this limited time factor, the process of choosing nominees to submit to the Selections Committee — four faculty members and four students — will be slightly different. The forms submitted by students to the Nominations Committee will also be used as ballots. Therefore, the students must present his or her I.D. when handing in the nomination form. After the forms have been returned and counted, the two faculty members with the most nominations from each division will be thoroughly reviewed by the committee of students. The review includes the use of student evaluation forms and classroom visits. A scope of five or six candidates will be presented to the Selection Committee for final selection. Each student is encouraged to fill out a nomination form to nominate some teacher who rates highly in areas such as teaching skills, providing a good learning environment and rapport with students. This is where personal opinions count. Nomination forms will be available beginning April 5 at the information Kiosks and other key locations. Students must act quickly, for the forms must be returned to the box in the Molinaro concourse by noon Friday, April 9. Committee members will accept the forms at the scheduled time periods of 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., 2-4 p.m., and 6:30- 8:30 p.m. Monday through Friday of next week. Remember: A teacher cannot win unless nominated. •I Academic staff to be rewarded A distinguished service award of $500 will be awarded to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service." A subcommittee established by the Academic Staff Committee and the Chancellor will establish criteria, invite nominations and recommend a recipient to the Chancellor. Any member of the Parkside community may make a nomination. Non - teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50% time or more may be nominated. Those with joint instructional / non - instructional responsibilities (specialists / adjuncts) will be eligible for their non - teaching activities. Questions about eligibility should be directed to Inflation hits library hard by Pat Hensiak At a recent meeting with the Library / Learning Center Faculty Committee, and representatives of faculty and students, Chancellor Alan Guskin pointed out the inability of the campus to maintain an adequate library collection in light of inflation. Within the past years, the cost of library materials have risen higher than any other costs, with the exception of energy. As examples, Guskin sited the cost rise in clothing (66%), transportation (112%), food (128%), medical costs (140%), books (273%), and periodicals (398%). These rises have occurred since 1967. "At UW - Parkside, the impact of inflation on the library has led to a distortion of the library collection," stated Guskin. "As periodicals and serial subscriptions are a fixed cost of the library materials budget paid annually the additional cost of these publications each year has been taken from the book budget. This has reduced the number of books purchased annually." The materials budget has also been impacted by the rising cost of automation. That is, the cost and charges for inter - library loan which is used widely to borrow articles and books primarily from UW - Madison collections, automated cataloging which has allowed the reduction of library staff, and on - line data base searching. (On - line search service is limited to indexes and abstracts, and could save on the costs of journals. This computerized search service can stock indexes which are not frequented by staff and students.) Although the media materials budget has been increased slightly for the 1983 - 84 year, the increase is not sufficient, in the opinion of the library staff, to meet campus needs. Due to the need to maintain our book and periodical collections, a larger increase in budget has not been recommended. The state of affairs for the book collection is critical at this point, due to the number of staff members who rely on books rather than periodicals for teaching and research. There has been a drop in book purchases to under 3000 v olumes. Yet, to keep up with new published information, it has been estimated by the library staff that a minimum of 4000 - 5000 books must be acquired each year. If the book collection does not remain current, it may be impossible to catch up later. Guskin requested that the library prepare recommendations on the situation. The recommendations are not decisions at this point. A decision has yet to be rendered. While the staff of the library would rather be provided with additional monies, their recommendations following a year's investigation, is to cut the periodical / serial budget by $70,000. The cut would actually allow the library to maintain purchase of new books (4000 to 5000), allow for the addition of n ew periodicals to support the needs of new programs, help the library maintain a basic level of collection - related automated services, and provide minimal support for the maintenance of the media collection. An example of what is meant by cutting while trying to maintain maximum access is: Engineering Index - present cost is $1285. Monthly costs of issues could be cut and annual cumulatives retained for a savings of $775. This publication is also available on - line. This is just one example of an index. The same on - line service is available with many other indexes. Another consideration is. that other book reviewing publications may cover the content of a particular index. n Carol Cashen, Chairperson of the subcommittee. Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the required performance of his / her normal duties or job responsibility. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at the Information desks in the Union and Main Place. All the information requested on the form must be supplied. Deadline for nominations is Friday, April 30. Persons who are nominated will be notified and given an opportunity to supply additional relevant information. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. Ranger exposes skeleton in closet This skeleton was found in the food service's refrigerator last week Monday. Authorities believe it is the remains of Chuck E. Roast, the first food inspector at Parkside when the campus opened 12 years ago. Roast was investigating the meat quality of food service meals. He had had a reputation of throwing himself into his job. See inside for more Strange(r) things Stranger photo by Mark Minolta 2 Th ursday , April 1, 198 2 RANGER Editorial Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. Thank you, Kathy Slama When the newly elected PSGA members began their terms last week, it marked the end of an era — th e Kathy Slama era. Slama has served as a Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore, President Pro Tempore and, most currently, Vice President She also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years and the Disciplinary Board for two years. Some of her other accomplishments include: • Establishing and managing the Campus Book Exchange this year • Evaluating the campus - wide Sexual Harrassment policy for Parkside • Restructuring Student Organizations Council (SOC), including Budget and Review guidelines • Being Parkside's delegate to Kenosha's Youth Committee (she is currently chairperson) • Establishing expenditure and reimbursement guidelines for PSGA • Revising the. PSGA Constitution and PSGA Senate Rules • Establishing Evening Bus Service to Kenosha and Racine. A couple months back Ranger published a letter to the editor that questioned whether or not Vice Presidents (in general, but also in PSGA) really did anything. Looking at the list of Slama's accomplishments is ample proof that the Vice President does indeed do things. Not all students notice who does what (if anything) within PSGA. By working with them and reporting their happenings, Ranger knows that although the Senate is the decision - making body of PSGA, the President and Vice President are very important to the organization attaining its goals through effective organization and execution. Slama has proven throughout her tenure at PSGA that she kept the students' best interests in mind while dealing with the university administration. That is the major role PSGA plays in the operations of Parkside and Slama has been a responsible, and effective, representative of the student body. Ranger wishes Slama well after her graduation in May and thanks her for all of the hard work she put into her many accomplishments. Journals shouldn't be cut To the Editor: The library's staff recently made a recommendation that, if carried out, will be detrimental to almost every student and faculty member. I believe it could substantially reduce the quality of education here. The library has decided to keep steady, or even increase, the number of books to be purchased, while drastically reducing (up to 60%) the number of journals they now receive. By the time the library receives a book, the information in it is often three to five years out of date. Journals provide up-to-date information on a regular basis. Students in upper division courses rely heavily on journals in doing research. If we are to be competitive in our fields after graduation, we need a complete education, one that includes easy access to a wide range of journals. Faculty members will also suffer by this cut in journals. It will be harder to conduct research, or to stay up to date in their field, if adequate materials are not available to them in the library. I urge the library to work with the Chancellor, the students, and the faculty to reach a compromise decision, a solution we can all live with. The future of us all may be at stake. Jack Kemper Questions $4500 for Liddy Dear Editor, "On the night of the President's speech in Moscow, members of the White House burglary squad broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee, in the Watergate office building in Washington. They photographed documents and installed two wiretaps. They were carrying out the first stage of G. Gordon Biddy's Gemstone plan. That night they reconnoitered the headquarters of the McGovern campaign, hoping to install wiretaps there, too, but there was activity in the offices and they were deterred. "This was one of several such visits that the burglary squad made to the McGovern headquarters, and on one of those missions Gordon Liddy, who was armed, shot out a street light for no apparent reason." This is an excerpt from the book Time of Illusion by Jonathon Schell. I would encourage, anybody who wants to hear G. Gordon Liddy's talk on "reality in government" to read this book. I have nothing against this man, even though he wanted to hire muggers to beat up student demonstrators, and he is a convicted felon for the activities he took part in, which is mentioned above. What I do have against this speaking event is that it cost $4,500 to bring him to Parkside. This money comes from S.U.F.A.C., which is paid into by you the students. Therefore, at a time when the library is struggling to keep the level of periodicals at a near status quo level, wouldn't it be wise to invest in the students' minds and not a man who shivers from the sight of an open - minded student. Michael A. Pfaffl / GEE—IT'S THAT 'THE BUCK STOPS \ ( HERE" DESK PLATE...I WONDER WHY ) \ MR. REAGAN S ENT ME rHfS/__V What are we fighting for? by Chuck Ostrowski The current situation in El Salvador should be one of concern to all college students today. I mean, we are not only paying for our government's overzealousness through our pocketbooks, but may have a chance to pay for it with our lives as well. To me, the "El Salvadoran Situation" involves the U.S. government's — and by extension, each and every one of its citizens — support of a military junta that is terrorizing, maming, and murdering its citizens. And these citizens are pissed! So much so that it accepts and supports a guerrilla movement that itself has committed several atrocities. And that's the problem. The U.S. government has used these reports of guerrilla atrocities to back up its position that individual El Salvadorians need our support, whether they want it or not. These citizens don't realize that their country is not a small, backward, poor, Third World country where food is a luxury item at times but a battleground against forces of the International Communist Conspiracy. It seems far - fetched to believe the only reason citizens of El Salvador, or any country for that matter, would revolt is because Fidel Castro, with Comrade Brezhnev's consent, told them it would speed-up the communist take - over. Can't we see that bloated bellies is as good a reason as any for revolt? Alexander Haig and Ronald Reagan can't. But the American public can! And that's why we're not supporting Mr. Reagan. We can see that Marxism, the brand of Communism citizens in El Salvador are fighting for is markedly different from that which citizens of the Soviet Union are oppressed under. And the differences are quite strong. Mane did not at all support the domination of a few as is practiced today in the Soviet Union. A free and open exchange of idea is not only encouraged under Marxism, but is its basis. Under Marxism, government as we know it would cease because the people would be the government. No more Politboros, Congresses, Parliaments, etc. The people would control the factories, businesses, and farms. It is the ultimate democracy, in that no one person would dominate — everybody would be making decisions that affected everybody else. A GM executive making a decision in Detroit that costs the job of an assembly - line worker in Janesville would be a thing of the past. Isn't that type of democracy — economic democracy — something we should all support? And since it would be more or less useless to try and implement this system in the United States, shouldn't we all wish the citizens of El Salvador good luck? Alexander Haig is trying to convince a very skeptical Congress and American public that if this junta is not supported, it will fall immediately because of the military power of its enemies. Yet he never explains how a junta that has the support of its citizens could have so many enemies! How could guerrilla activity remain so strong and active without support from the citizens of El Salvador? To state the obvious, El Salvador is a country led by Pentagon - directed military men whose only goal is to solidify their military position to forestall the inevitable. Do we really care if a democracy is the final outcome of all our time, monies, and energies? Or are we only concerned with a government supporting any and all decisions of the U.S. government? To say, as Haig does, that this is a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, and freedom and totalitarianism is a mockery. "Good," "right," and "freedom," are concepts to fight for, but Haig can't be serious if he believes the United States has a monopoly on them. He may like to regard himself and this country as a bearer of those concepts, but it's just not the case. Is being "good" reflected in our government's support for Nestle, a company who coerced mothers in developing countries to feed their babies formula made from contaminated water, instead of breast - feeding them? Is being for "freedom" reflected in our supporting dictatorships and juntas because they are on our side? It's not, and we're not the country we see ourselves as. But since we do see ourselves as this example for all nations to follow, let's begin setting examples. End our support for the corrupt and needlessly cruel governments in Argentina, Chile, El Salvador, South Africa ... Let the citizens in each country decide for themselves what type of government they prefer. If worse comes to worse and they favor a Capitalist system to live and work by, we can support that too. Students lack interest and desire for action by Jeff Wicks Recently, a special lecture was presented by Peter Jones, a leader of the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in England. He, like many others these days, is becoming more and more worried about the increasing build - up of nuclear weapons throughout the world primarily in the United States and the Soviet Union. Bringing him here to Parkside was a direct result of efforts by Mobilization tor Survival, a very worthwhile group. Jone's lecture was the climax of an entire day of films, workshops and panel discussions on March 25. 1'he question I ask is why? What's the use of going to all the trouble of presenting an all - day teach - in of current national and international affairs at Parkside? After all. it appears that very few people care. Take for example, last Ihursday, March 25. Only about 30 people came for free to hear Jones talk about reality and the future of mankind, yet a near - capacity crowd flocked to the Union Cinema to see Ed and Lorraine Warren, "seekers of the Supernatural," for $2 a piece! Where are the priorities of this school? What does it take to make the so - called "academic community" wake up to real causes and real concerns that affect all of us? Whether its nuclear weapons, nuclear reactors, political events, or anything of that scope, it becomes increasinly clear that despite the noble efforts of a small group of individuals, this apathetic university is clearly more interested in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie" than in Mobilization for Survival. It's ironic that a co - founder of such a liberal and humane organization as the Peace Corps would end up heading a dead school like Parkside, home of the indifferent, inactive, and immobile. As for Mobilization for Survival, I applaud the time and energy spent by this club in the efforts of making the students more aware of what's going on around them. Unfortunately, the lack of interest or desire for action by students is reminiscent of a line made famous in "Gone With The Wind." I only hope that I am not confusing apathy for ignorance. Insurance agent argues case by hv PP-at j( Helln nnsi ^ :.ak .I. ^ News Editor In the sixth issue of the Ranger last semester, on the front page there was a story entitled, "Watch out! Insurance rep. pressures students." Peggy Simmer, of Union Fidelity Life Insurance was the insurance agent. Simmer feels that the article was unfair, mainly because it stated that her selling tactics are illegal. The fact is, her selling tactics are not illegal, but the action that was taken in selling insurance on this campus was considered illegal. According to the Board of Regents' policy 74-15, Use of University Facilities by Non - University Groups, non - university groups may use university facilities when they are available, "but only upon the invitation of or under the sponsorship of a university department or organization." Simmer no longer meets students on campus, but feels that the article has damaged her rapport with many prospective clients. The article claimed that a friend of a student was not able to leave one of the tables in the. coffee shop unless she signed a contract. After talking recently with two of her prospective clients, it was discovered that Simmer does not actually chain her students to tables and make them sign an insurance contract. "She was always really nice to me," said Kelli Ehrick. "I enjoyed talking with Peggy Simmer, and she certainly never pressured me into signing anything. When I said there was no way that I could take the insurance at this time, she understood." Carl Goetz has also talked with Simmer. "I wasn't attacked or anything, she just asked if we could get together about my insurance needs. I said 'sure.' She was very pleasant; not pushv at all." There was one student that was not quite as pleasant about Simmer. "Peggy Simmer has called me four or five times since November," said Mark Sanders. "On about the third call, I had asked her to never call me again, but she persisted. Since the second call, 1 have told her that I am not interested in anything she has to sell." • "The constant allegation to illegality in selling tactics really caught my eye," said Simmer. "That wasn't really the issue. The issue was whether or not I could meet with students on campus and talk to them about insurance." Another misunderstanding that has affected Simmer's reputation was a letter that she was supposed to have received from Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "I told security that I never got the letter; it had been sent to the wrong address," she said. "The letter said something to the effect that 'It has come to my attention that you have been soliciting on campus. If this is so, please stop immediately.' I explained to the guard that had approached me to deliver the letter that I was not soliciting on campus. All of the contacts were made off of the campus, and if it was convenient Skin care discussed to meet a student on campus. I did. Security told me that I would have to talk to Dave Pedersen about it. and 1 did." Pedersen explained to Simmer that he had received complaints from faculty and PSGA. Simmer told Pedersen that she would be happy to talk to anyone that had questions and comments for her. Pedersen said that that would not be necessary, that he would take care of it. Until he had a chance to speak with the organizations, Simmer was asked to meet in a less visible place. The article said that she was meeting people on the third floor of the library. Simmer was back on the campus the following week, and again, security approached her, told her that she had been warned to stay off campus, and Simmer quickly told them that she had never been warned. "I told security about talking with Dave Pedersen," said Simmer. "The officer told me that I would have to get something in writing from Dave. It was assumed that I had gotten a letter from Dave, stating that I would not be able to sell on campus, but the letter was actually sitting on Dave's desk, unsigned. The letter was sent to me after the article was printed. A lot of it was a big communications problem." Believe it or not, chemical warfare does have a practical purpose. Naturally, any government intelligent enough to use chemicals to help decimate people will want to protect its own citizens. Therefore, extensive dermal research concerning the detoxification of hazardous Creationism speaker Creationism is a subject of great controversy today. Is it a science? Is it a religion? What is creationism? This will be the topic of a joint Earth Science - Physics Colloquium to be given by Prof. Steven Dutch of UW-Green Bay on Friday, April 2. The title of Prof. Dutch's talk is "Creationism: Anatomy of a Pseudoscience". Prof. Dutch, who is a geologist at UW-Green Bay, has identified certain logical and methodological fallacies which appear to be characteristic of many "fringe sciences," such as astrology, pyramid power, the cosmology of Immanuel Velikovsky, etc. Prof. Dutch will apply his criteria for fringe science to creationism in his talk on Friday. The colloquium is at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro 107. The public is invited. chemicals has been done. It is that research which helps industries and health institutions combat more mundane problems such as skin dryness, allergic reactions, and protection of the skin in a working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson Wax Biological Center, will give a seminar on this subject on Wed., April 7 in Greenquist D-105 at 1:00 p.m. While his speech will focus on the general topic of protection of skin in the working environment, Dr. Spencer invites any questions pertaining to the skin, including such subjects as skin diseases, sun exposure, skin permeability, Agent Orange, etc. Correction In last week's story about the grade changes of two basketball players, it was erroneously reported that the third signature on the grade change cards was that of Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. The third signer of the card was the Education Division chairman Dwayne Olsen. Club Events •••••••••• Anthropology Club Dr. Lawrence B. Breitborde will be the featured speaker at a lecture entitled: "Identity, Cultural Values, and Language in a West African City." The lecture will be held in Moln 324 on Wednesday, April 7, at 3:30 p.m. Dr. Breitborde is currently the chair of the Anthropology Department at Beloit College. I.E.H. On Wednesday, April 7, the Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association will sponsor a seminar on skin protection in the working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson's Wax Biological Center will be the speaker. It will be held at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. S.W.E.A. Elections for officers for the 1982-83 year will be held on Monday, April 5, in Moln D-128, from 1-2 p.m. All members are encouraged to attend and vote. Employee Attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students are welcome. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 "If it feels like a weekend, it must be Michelob " Put a little weekend in your week. Ranger Needs news, feature and sports writers! Nothing that is contained in this issue of the Stranger is intended to be factual. All names, pictures, and references to real people are purposely coincidental. However, if you wish to take anything in this issue seriously, that is your own damn problem and since we are printing this disclaimer you ugly people out there can't do a thing to us, you bunch of morons. Day 368 of Reagan's convalescence Utellum Correspondence School ranger Vol. 2 cubic feet No. 1 Bombed in Union A bomb blasted the Union Square yesterday, the direct result of a terrorist attack by a group calling itself CRAP (Crazy Radicals At Parkside). The group claimed responsibility for the incident, saying that it was the only way it felt it could get attention in an apathetic school such as this one. Parkside Security was immediately called to the scene, however, several security personnel were already inside the Square at the table in the back corner when the bomb went off. No one in the building was severely hurt. When asked why the bomb was planted in the Union Square, a spokesman for the terrorist group said only, "It seemed like the thing to do. We thought of the library first, but we know there's never anybody there." No one has been arrested in connection with the incident since, of course, whoever planted the bomb didn't stick around to watch it go off. Damage to the Square is estimated at about $23.68, not counting tax. Why do birds exist? by Doug resuahnedE FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Did you ever wonder what birds think about all the time? Do they even think at all? Were they just put on this planet to spew mindless, albeit wonderfully melodic, soliloquies? I prefer to think not. After all, wouldn't it be a trifle selfish of th e human race to deny our feathered friends, or any other of G od's creatures, the existence of intelligence of any substance? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Just taking the liberty to merely listen to the birds and not trying to give them any feedback, or at least trying to understand them. Birds could be very much like humans, if they really wanted to. But it just so happens that they decided to journey upon a different path of existence. They took to the air, opening up to themselves a much more efficient mode of transportation than we humans have. They don't have to squabble with other groups of birds over such subjects as fuel prices or import tariffs. I'm sorry. I just can't go on with this masquerade anymore. Birds are totally ignorant beasts that often fly into windows because they don't have the ability to tell the difference between a wall and their nests, and if they did have any intelligence they'd be burning each other's nests out of hatred and jealousy. They would continually be having species riots between different factions. What a laugh! Birds being intelligent. Nancy Reagan gets new jeans by C.B. Everybody knows about Nancy Reagan's clothes, and of the controversy and condemnation she creates by accepting new ones. All the "great" designers get to write these gifts off. Nancy, in turn, gives these "gifts" to museums, where visitors are sure to beat down doors to see the famous frocks. Well, hey, we want a tax break too! So Stranger proudly announces that sweet ol' Nancy will be the first recipient of our own special brand of designer jeans. These jeans will carry the elite ESAD* label. We feel Nancy is worthy of th ese jeans and should feel honored to wear them. Hopefully, they will catch on, for there are several other people in Washington who deserve to wear the ESAD label. * Eat Shit And Die John Hingstson has a problem. He's a chain smoker. New Dorms Itranger photo by M. Mole The administration announced yesterday that plans are being made to open the Parkside Dormatories. A university spokesman said the dorms will be located near the Village, giving the residents a panoramic view of the beautiful countryside surrounding Parkside. The building (pictured above) will not need any renovating. "That's OK," said the spokesman, "because we don't have enough money to even buy a welcome mat." And now, the news in brief by the never ending searcher of truth and justice, Pat Chickensiak. The teaching awards committee announced last week that they have had to cancel this year's teaching award. Associate Dean Michael Chasis, head of the committee was quoted as saying, "We were too late, we finally located a teacher worthy of the award, but we discovered that he'd just been non - renewed. Apparently, he was the last one." In other news, hundreds of students waiting for the results of their English competency exam have staged a sit-in in front of th e room where the faculty committee is locked in a bitter debate Gross Out Students are real slobs r by Carol Burns What's a quick way to get grossed out? No, besides that. How about the feeling you get when you go to a drinking fountain and find assorted filth floating within? Many times this can happen to you when you least expect it: when you are running to some class after charging up the stairs; before a big test; or when you are just plain thirsty. Okay, so this isn't a pleasant subject, but it happens rather frequently at Parkside. The crud found in these drinking fountains is not the fault of the cleaning staff. God knows they do their best to keep Parkside one of the cleanest in the state. They can only do so much, though, and if students keep filling Up the "bubblers," who could blame them if they go on strike? Come on now! Let's have a little class. This is the Big Time. Do all you perverts out there have to spit your chewed gum into our drinking fountains? Can't some of you smokers walk an extra ten feet to an ashtray to dump your butts? Do you people get some kind of weird thrill out of plugging up public fixtures? And another thing: All you rejects from "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" who like to clean out your noses with your fingers should know that you have cornered the market on gagging people. Of co urse everybody gets hungry when they have back - to - back classes, but you nose - pickers are going to have to try to restrain yourselves. Everyone praises self - reliance, but that's ridiculous. We are all adults, and there really is no place for this type of behavior at Parkside. Let's get these slobs to clean up their act before this school gets a bad reputation. as to what is correct. The faculty committee started the argument two months ago over the placement of commas, ahd they have gotten to the point where they must be force fed. Local area doctors have several times requested that the fight be stopped, but no one can seem to reach them. A plea has arisen from the spouses and relatives of the professors. Said S. Parakeet, wife of one of the professors, "All we want is to know that they are still alive in there." The Ranger will have more complete details on the subject next week. The Parkside security squad has had more than its share of trouble this past week. It seems that the entire squad was arrested by Kenosha authorities in connection with drug smuggling charges. According to police reports, the security force had an elaborate system of sm uggling in drugs to the Parkside Village. See next week's Ranger for more details. APPLICATIONS NOW BEING TAKEN FOR SPORTS EDITOR MAKE $3.35 per/hr. —12 Hrs./Week QUALIFICATIONS — Edit sport stories, write occasional sports stories, work well with others, be able to jump printing presses in a single bound, be innovative, courageous, single with no dependent children. Hate for all sports desirable but not mandatory. Inquire at the RANGER OFFICE WLLC D139 Farewell Follett Follies Stranger presents £ " ParkSid6 ' t0 "» •"** * *• theme from ..The I'm so mad we've had this time together, just to pay a lot for bad service. Seems we just get started and we pay a surcharge, comes the time we can say, good riddance. fvfit Athletic dirt revealed by Tammy Papermate This reporter has heard through very confidential sources, that Jim Cooky, coach of the Parkside wrestling team, will be announcing the engagement to the love of his life very shortly. The blushing - bride - to - be, affectionately known as the 'Crusher' to his closer friends is somewhat of a famous figure after his semi - weekly appearances on All - Star Wrestling. A few invitations have already been sent out. Among others, the 'Bruiser', the 'Masked Marvel' and 'Gorgeous George' have been invited. * * * The Parkside baseball team, newly dubbed the "Bad News Rangers" has had some pretty nice happenings as of late. This columnist is pleased to announce the signing of Kevin Biteher, former Ranger Shortstop to the Chicago Cubs. On Biteher's first appearance during Spring training, he attained the status of leading the league with a batting average of —.092. Way to go Kevin!! * # + In another light of Parkside sports, one of the main swimmers of the now defunct Swim Club has been approached by NGN movie productions to star in the up - and - coming new movie documentary of Esther Williams' life. After much snooping, or should I say investigating, it has been discovered that the swimmer with the initials of K. Z. (who wishes to remain anonymous) has signed the contract, and filming will commence sometime after his sex change operation. * * * Dick Freckle, the men's tennis team coach, was physically ousted from the Racine YMCA after trying to gain admittance to the women's shower room. Police reports have it that Freckle entered the building at 7:15 p. m. through a side entrance, and was discovered only after he had shot six rolls of Kodacolor film. Freckle will be appearing before a renowned judge in Racine on June 5. * * * This reporter has learned through VERY intimate relations with a certain Rat that the next men's basketball coach (if Bill Coalfield refuses to come to Parkside) will have the first name of Mike. I will learn the last name at my next interviews. Interuiew Godzilla and Gamera still battle it out by Dick Oberbruner Try as they may, Japan cannot get Godzilla, the prehistoric fire breathing lizard, and Gamera, the flying tortoise, to be friends. These two deadly giants have been using this island nation as their battleground for years. And Basketball budget increased by Karen Norweed Athletic Director Dwayne Whatthehell submitted the 1983 - 84 At hletic Budget to SUFAC last Wednesday. Although the new budget showed a marked increase in funds, the single major increase was for the basketball budget. The coaching position, which has now been vacated by Stephen Steves, will be filled by Bill Coalfield. The coach's salary will show a 110% increase from last year's salary with a sum of $75,000. Another new aspect of the budget will be that the players (for the first time) will be paid for their performances. They will be paid on a sliding scale for each game they play, they will start at $1,000 for the first win, graduating to $1,500 for the next win and receiving $500.00 in crements for each future victory. The players will also be penalized for losing games at $10,000 for the first game they lose, increasing by $5,000 per each game lost. Said Whatthehell, "We're hoping that this incentive program will improve Parkside's future basketball record. If this doesn't work, the basketball trainer, Hal Henderson has something else in store for those S.O.B.'s." As it stands now, there are many big names considering coming to Parkside next year. Obituary This week the Ranger staff is sad to announce the death of a fellow staffer, Karen Norweed. Karen, the former Sports Editor, was killed in a freak, tragic accident Wednesday when a large printing press crushed her. According to police reports, Karen was killed when a press "undamped" itself from the floor and "jumped" her. Karen has been the Sports Editor for the Ranger since the beginning of the fall semester, and she will be sorely missed by her fellow workers. One of her favorite sayings was, "I hate all sports." Funeral services will take place for the Smorlick High School graduate April 2, at the Swamp - Meridath Funeral Home at 2 p. m., open . visitation THE LATE, GREAT KAREN NORWEED Among them are Julius Erving, Meadowlark Lemon, Marcus Johnson, Kareem Abdul - Jabar and Fred Derf. Another substantial sum will be set aside for (in Whatthehell's terms) "Educational Assistance". Said Whatthehell, off the record, "We're going to buy those God - damned grades off of those S. O. B. professors or, if that doesn't work, I have confidential information that the local mafia (and you know who you are) will 'take care of it.' " Whatthehell further stated "if the Ranger prints one goddam word of this interview, you'll find your fricking printing press in a very uncomfortable spot." So, Ranger basketball fans, this season looks to be the most promising season in a long time. By the way, does anyone know where we can find another printing press? Register arms? by Emily Latellum What's all this fuss about arms registration? People all over the place are in a tizzy over whether or not they should have to register their arms. Well, I think it's silly. I've had my arms all my life, and nobody ever made me register them! If we let them make us register our arms, it won't be long before we'll have to register our legs. Next thing you know, they'll want a running inventory on the rest of our bodies! We have to nip this in the bud. Next time someone asks you if you've registered your arms, say "NO!" Tell them it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard! Tell them you have worn bare arms all your life. Tell them What? . . . Guns? ... oh . . . NEVER MIND! Tokyo, the capitol, always sustains the most damage. "I don't know why they use us hmm," snorts Mayor Fuji. "Every time the fight begins out in the hillsides. Then they gradually make way towards town, right uh huh." Tokyo has suffered uncalculable damage over the past 20 y ears. Fuji faults movie - makers for "egging on" the two behemoths for the sake of box office draw. "They've gone Hollywood," he lip - syncs. "Godzilla once dem and ed per s o n a liz ed sunglasses and we had to make some for him that's right." Godzilla claims Japan to be his turf. "I've been around a lot longer than he has" (referring to Gamera). This is true. His movie career spans the Japanese monster era. Godzilla was there from day one. The challenger, Gamera, came from outer space in search of another planet. "Yeah — I was looking for something closer to the sun. You know, the warmth and all. Earth is really fertile, and I like the Japan area. It has good climate and I especially like running through the rice fields and squishing the paddies between the webbing in my toes." Though quite concerned about the damage inflicted upon his city, Mayor Fuji is grateful to local architects and construction companies for their fine job of replanning. "We've been able to rebuild at an amazingly fast rate uh, thanks to complete cooperation from people of Tokyo." Asked about the troubles between he and Godzilla, Gamera responded: "He's ignorant. When I first came here I was looking for a place to stay. And, like I said, I enjoy this area very much. But the public thought I was attacking, what with the flames shooting out from my shell. But hey, that's just me. I have to get around. And they want protection, so they got that goon and it's been war ever since." War indeed. Each time his scales are ruffled, Godzilla uncontrollably shoots fire from his mouth, burning a city block or two. "I'll have to watch myself on that. But this feud has been going on for years. I get anxious whenever I hear he's (Gamera) around. I seem to kill him off but he always comes back." The two can usually be seen battling it out on Saturday afternoons. Check your local TV listings. Sneaky Previews reviews "Big Green Thing" by Gene Shiksa and Roger Prevert Gene: Hi, I'm Gene Shiksa. Roger: And I'm Roger Prevert. On today's edition of Sneaky Previews we will devote our entire time to one movie, the new block - buster film, co-directed by Steven Spielberg, Ingmar Bergman, and Orson Welles, "Really Big Green Things That Eat People." Gene: Let's look at a clip of that movie right now. INSERT FILM CLIP Gene: Wasn't that marvelous? I think this is one of the best movies made in the last fifty years. Those big green things really are scary. The special effects are spectacular. The acting is uniformly excellent, especially from Shelly Winters as the unwed teenage mother. I recommend this movie highly. Roger? Roger: Are you nuts? This film is abysmal. The directing sucks, and the green things are terrible. You know Gene, you have no taste whatsoever, you balding geek! Gene: Is that so, fatso? You want to talk taste. You don't know what the word means. After all, you wrote the screenplay for 'The Valley Beneath The Cave Of The Ultrasluts' didn't you? Roger: That movie was art, you bozo. Gene: Art my Aunt Fanny. That movie belongs with our dogs of the week, speaking of which, here comes Spot the Wonder Dog. Spot: Woof! Roger: Get that damn dog away from me. Last week he peed on my leg. Gene: Just shut up you slob. Roger: I will not you freak. Gene: What are you doing with that gun? Roger: I've had all I can take of you. Take that! Gene: Ha ha you missed. You can't even shoot straight you . . . Arg! You got me! Roger: That's all for this week. Goodnight. Gene: Moan . . . thud. 6 Thursday, April 1,1982 RANGER Peter Jones: limited nuclear war has no guarantee by Jeff Wicks Peter Jones, leader of Campaign For Nuclear Disarmament in England, was the featured speaker of a slide lecture last Thursday, March 25. His lecture concluded an all day teach - in at Parkside on the arms race, sponsored by Mobilization For Survival. Jones discussed many types of nuclear weapons, their destructive power, and who has them. "In the 50's and 60's, we were brought up to believe that nuclear weapons were a deterrent. The whole idea was that they were never to be used. So there is some credibility to that, since we've had nuclear weapons in Europe since 1953," Jones said. "But what we become aware of in the 1970's is that the United States is changing that strategy. It is now actually planning to use nuclear weapons." Jones says he is fearful when he hears about winning a "limited nuclear war," and he sees Europe as the catalyst. He pointed out that you can only call off a nuclear war if there is some understanding between Moscow and Washington. The problem, Jones said, is that to this day, there is no understanding.'With the advent of a limited nuclear war, Jones said that "there is no guarantee whatsover that it will remain limited." Jones discussed the various countries throughout the world and where they rank with nuclear weapons. He also stated that both the Soviet Union and the United States have about 41 different types of tactical weapons, and the senselessness of trying to argue who has more. "When Brezhnev and Reagan are bickering about who is ahead, in terms of tactical nuclear weapons in Europe, what they are actually doing is taking certain categories of those 41 different kinds of nuclear weapons and arguing about who is ahead in what area," Jones said. "So Reagan picks out the medium - range nuclear forces, and says to Brezhnev, 'You're ahead!' and Brezhnev says, 'No, you can't take just those, you have to put those in context with all the others, and Well day promotes health awareness "Well Day," a family - oriented free public health fair featuring a variety of health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Wednesday, April 7, in the Campus Union and on the adjoining Molinaro Hall Concourse. The fair this year coincides with the World Health Organization's World Health Day, being observed internationally under the theme "Add Life to Years." Edith Isenberg, Coordinator of Campus Health Services, said about 40 community health agencies will participate in "Well Day" activities, which are open to area residents as well as UW-P students, faculty and staff. Isenberg said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or to go through the entire range of health fair offerings. About 2,500 people participated in last year's "Well Day," she said. New features of "Well Day," being held for the fifth year on campus, include the Medical College of Wisconsin's "Help for Health Show," a computerized analysis of an individual's life style which indicates health risk factors and their effect on his projected life expectancy, and a puppet show, "Mr. Yuk and the Three Bears," scheduled for 10 a.m. and designed to point out the danger of poisons to children. Screening services being offered include sickle cell anemia, diabetes, hypertension, hearing, feet, posture, visual acuity, pulmonary function, a self - scored health risk inventory, body composition, ABO blood typing, and height, weight and blood pressure. Computer diet analysis also will be available. Topics of various displays and exhibits will include cancer, heart disease, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, CPR, physical therapy, aerobic dancing, developmental disabilities, diabetes, ostomy, kidney disease, birth defects, dentistry, mental health, pharmaceuticals, physical fitness, women's issues, family planning and specific agency services. In addition, a display of art work by students in the Parkside Child Care Center titled "Health, Through the Eyes of a Child," will be on display and the Union Cafeteria will feature a special "Wellness menu" during the noon hour. Community residents planning to attend should park in the Tallent Hall lot. Free shuttle bus service will be available from the parking lot bus shelter to the Union, about four blocks from the Tallent Hall lot. 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He went on to say that it is useless for the U.S. to make more, because the Soviets are willing to match us step - for - step. Jones called for a step - by - step process of unilateral disarmament in an effort to de-escalate the arms race. Although acknowledging that "it wouldn't be done overnight," he called for disarmament on both sides. He urged everyone to take action by participating in efforts to put pressure on Washington to disarmament in the arms race. At present Jones is on a three - month speaking tour of Canada and the U.S. Later this year he will be taking part in summer action in Europe before going through the Soviet Union to Japan and back to Australia to work with the Nuclear Free Pacific movement as a staff person of the Quaker Peace Committee in Sydney. The art of interviewing workshop scheduled Parkside's Organizational Communications Group 2 will be conducting a workshop on the two types of interview structures and die types of questions an interviewee may expect and how choosing the right interview structure can help an interviewee match the right person to the right job. "The Art of Interviewing" workshop will be held Monday, April 5 in Molinaro 107 from 6 to 7 p.m. Speakers are: Janet Brown, Director of Personnel, Goodwill Industries of Southeastern Wisconsin, Inc.; Richard Gardner; and Chris Markin. Patronize Ranger A duertisers SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS o BROOKS • TIGER • NKE O PUMA •PONY ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TNOPHKB AND AWARDS FAST. SMOOUSC ENORAVMQ BCRVKX • CONVERSE ! • SPOT-BOAT • 3AUCONY • SPALDING •NEW BALANCE M0N.-FBL 1*OB AM. - IM PAt •AT. IftOO AM. - ISO PJI. CLOSES SUNOAVS A H0UDATS Ths Attn* Athtotos Ons Stop 694-9206 ~ THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times ssl... f ' Those col lege / €+^ * ... ai .__*•* butonluwe know ir the kids think then Ve so Smarts light's on in here'' , f * .vol Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. April's fools tell of their favorite pranks hby v PPaat Ifpncial • At . » . t Hensiak News Editor April Fools is a day for fun tricks, things that could never really cause any trouble, but yet things that are pretty embarrassing for the victim. HAHAHA. The best part often times is watching the innocent victim struggle to figure out who the trickster is. Later finding out of c ourse, that the trickster is the one that sits and laughs the hardest at the situation. Three people have shared some of the funny things that have happened to them on April Fools day. "When I was a sophomore, I was kind of smart - mouth," said Jim, "and I only heard one - tenth of al l the things that I listened to. My mom and I have always gotten along fairly, and she saw that over - all, I was really being a radical. She thought it would be just slightly out of the ordinary if she taught me a lesson about the lack of listening that I had be<en d oing. On April Fools Day, she had a plan that almost sent me to the point of no return. "I can't remember what day of the week April Fools fell on, but I got up and was going through my regular morning routine. The only problem was that every time I tried to use anything that needed electricity, or some sort of power, it wouldn't turn on. I was really losing my cool. I looked at my mom, she had pulled out all the plugs, but I didn't know that, and I asked her why everything was on the blink. She looked up from the paper, and mouthed 'I don't know, why don't you put the plug in?' I didn't know that she was just mouthing that, I just knew that she had said something, and I never heard it. I started to get a little panicky, well, actually it was more than a little panicky. It was a lot panicky. I screamed at her to talk louder, and all of a sudden she started laughing so hard, and I was almost over the edge. I actually thought for the slightest second, that I couldn't hear anything. After realizing the truth, that my mother is actually a dirty rat, I was fine. It was a trick that I have used myself, and it's always good for a laugh." Larry's story is little different, it has to do with thinking that you are off balance physically. "I don't know if I should tell you this," said Larry. "It really is sort of embarrassing, and I was really shocked that my friends were smart enough to think of it. What happened, is we were having an April Fools day party, and everyone was smashed. I was no exception, and I have some pretty strange friends. Anyway, they thought it would be just too much if they found some way to make someone think they were losing their mind. Unfortunately for me, I was the lucky one. The original plan was to have everyone stand slightly lower than they actually Luening concert closes series Music by Otto Luening and friends of the 81 - year - old Wisconsin - born composer will be featured in the final 1981-82 concert in the New Music at Parkside series at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 2, in the Comm. Arts Theater. Luening, the pioneer of electronic music in America, will be making his fourth visit to the campus as "composer - in - residence" March 30 through April 3. Last year, he was named an honorary alumnus of the university. Luening works on the concert program include his "Coal Scuttle Blues" for two pianos, performed by the Parkside Piano Duo of Carol Bell and August Wegner; Introduction and Allegro, performed by Scott Mather, trumpet, and Wegner, piano; and the Luening Piano Trio, performed by the Oriana Trio of Elaine Skorodin, violin, Harry Sturm, cello, and Bell, piano. All of the artists are UW-P faculty musicians. Other works on the concert program are by Luening friends. Burt Levy of the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music will be represented by "Five for Piano" performed by Wegner and "Two Studies" performed by Timothy Bell of UW-P, clarinet, and Sturm, cello, Three songs by John Downey of UW-Milwaukee will be performed by Daniel Nelson, tenor, and Jeffrey Peterson, piano, both of Milwaukee. Concert admission is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. Concert - goers are invited to a reception following the program. The series is directed by Sturm and Wegner. During his visit to the campus, Luening will give a free public lecture on Friday, April 2, at 1 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Building, Room D-118. He also will meet with student composers during his residency. Luening, who was born in Milwaukee, has had a long and distinguished career in music. He studied in the rich European musical climate of the 1920s at the Munich State Academy of Music, the Zurich Conservatory of Music, the University of Zurich and privately with Ferruccio Busoni and was flutist in orchestras conducted by Strauss, Nikisch and Busoni. Returning to America, he held a series of distinguished academic posts, serving as executive director of the opera department at the Eastman School of Music, chairman of the theory department at the University of Arizona and chairman of the music departments of Barnard College and Bennington College, where he inaugurated the Bennington Festivals. He began teaching composition at Columbia University in 1944 and is credited with wide influence on the generation of students he taught until 1968 when he was named professor emeritus. At Columbia, he also established his stature as a pioneer in electronic music. In 1952, he collaborated with Vladimir Ussachevsky on the first concert of electronic music in America, held at Columbia. tap 740 College Avenue Racine, Wl 53403 633-3503 Your fickot to the world of SURVIVAL • Self - defense • Advanced Lifesaving • Red Cross Water Safety Instructor Program WOMEN • Woman & Anger • Myths & S tereotypes of Women • Managing the Job Search Richard Pryor Live in Concert Tuesday, April 6 7:30 p.m. UNION SQUARE Admission *1.50 NEXT WEEK'S MOVIE Excalibur are. To bend at the knees. Nobody was sober enough to do it. So, they all stood to one side, I mean they all leaned to one side and I thought that I was the one that was off balance. Of course, that was the whole point, but I thought I was off balance for the longest time. When I finally figured out that I was the only one on balance, I was never so happy in my entire life. "The way I figured it was funny, because one of those drunkies was falling over, and when I looked down at the floor, it wasn't crooked. Then I started to break through the charade. Then the whole thing turned into a bust." The final clever caper actually took place right on midnight of April 1. It all revolves around the fact that Jenny is a night person. "I have always stayed up late. I can remember when I was a kid, I always would go into my bedroom at the time my mom would say, 'O.K., time for bed.' Then, instead of going to bed, I would sit with a light under my blankets and read or something. I never got caught though. It was probably really lucky that I never got caught when I did stuff like that. "On this particular April Fools Day, I was still awake at midnight, and I was probably 19 years old. Not that that was late for a 19 year old, but I had planned on staying up for another two or three hours, and then get up the next day for school. My sister used to stay out super - late, and she's older than I am, and she was always real quiet when she came in. She saw my light on in my bedroom, and invited her boyfriend in for a while. She thought it would be funny to make me think that she and he were going to, she wanted me to think they were going to have some fun. Of course, when you hear all of this laughing, no, I guess it was actually giggling from downstairs, your mind starts to wander. I have a mind that wanders from here to the ends of t he earth. It wandered that night. Two hours had passed, and I had been listening to these goings on for that long. I was getting a little tired of it , and then when I started to concentrate on listening again, there was no noise. "Kathy is really funny, so she had told John about the plan to make me look dumb, because she knew that I would still be up at midnight, and she knew that I would listen. When I didn't hear anything, things really started to run through my mind, and it got to be too much. I opened my bedroom door, and started to tiptoe downstairs. As I got to the bottom step, Kathy and John jumped out right in front of me, and screamed April Fool. She knew that I would listen, and she was really frustrated that I had kept myself out of the trap so long. She knew I would fall sooner or later. It was just wild when I did." Another April Fools, another trick. Don't let yourself get caught as April's Fool this year. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — 'The Place To Buy Records" You're invited to the 5th Annuol WELL DAY DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 University of WisconsirvParkside Wednesday April 7 Campus Union 10AM- 3 PM WELL DAY is the combined efforts of over - 40 Milwaukee, Racine, G Kenosha, Health Agencies who will provide the following free health screening, testing, and much more... Physical Fitness Demonstration & testing Visual Acuity testing Alcohol, Drug, Information Sickle Cell screening Aerobic Dance Demonstration CPR Demonstration Breast Self-Examination Teoch-ln Diabetes screening Pulmonary Function testing Preventive Dentistry Computerized Diet Analysis Mental Health Info Blood Pressure screening Exhibits Height and Weight Checks Posture screening sponsored by Compus Health Office /Student Life Thursday, April 1,1982 RANGER The better of the best in baseball by Greg Bonofiglio The eighth edition of Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary hardly seems to do justice to America's "national past-time." The dictionary defines baseball as "a game played with a bat and a ball between two teams of nine players each on a field centering on four bases that mark the course a runner must take to score." That's like saying the Space Shuttle is merely a machine that flies. It was perhaps not the intention of Webster to wax eloquent the sport which stirs such vicarious emotions within us. It is more evident that Webster's intention was to define "objectively" the sport. It is from this point of view that I will likewise "objectively" analyze some statistics of major league baseball. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING - Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger, 15% commission and bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. Wanted DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Contact Ken or Andy in Ranger office. For Sale CONCERT PICTURES: Rush, AC/DC, Foreigner, REO, 707, Joe Perry, April Wine, Blackfoot, ELO. 50ca print. Friday 12 1:30 near Bookstore. LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer. 14 ft. Olympic class, ex. condition. S1400 . 630 6635. MILTARY BOOK SALE used and out of print at the Old Book Corner, Martha Merrell's, 312 6th Racine. Naval, tanks, Nazis, WW I a nd WW II, etc. Miscellaneous UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SERMON "The Problem With Jesus' Teachings" Sunday 11 a. m. Personals TO KATE, Thank you for understanding and caring. Joey. HEY MERLIN! Every little thing you do is magic! Bread. ANDE have a happy seventh birthday! JOY Thanks for all • Ha ve a great Birthday! Pat. KATHY S. Happy April Fool's Day to Nobodies Fool and everyone's friend. Pat HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, Kathy S. We hope you had a great one! Ranger DREW I hope this br ain surgery is more successful than the last. THREE CHEERS for Mark S and the Parkside fencing team. The statistics cover three broad areas. These areas or categories are: batting average, home runs, and runs batted in. Judging from the statistics of each of these categories, the American league has been the better league in baseball. The first category concerns batting averages. For the years covering 1912-1977, the American league's composite batting average erf its leaders was .358; the National league average was .355. However, Roger Hornsby of the National league's St. Louis Cardinals holds the major league record for the best average in one season. Hornsby hit .424 in 1924. Moreover, the National league hitting champs have held the higher batting averages in 35 out of the 65 total years. The second category deals with home run leaders. Once again, the American league has held the advantage. This time, 44.2 to 42, in the averagfe number of home runs hit by each division's leaders from 1918 to 1977. Moreover, Roger Maris of the American league's New York Yankees holds the major league record for the most home runs in one season. Maris hit 61 homers in 1961. The final category concerns runs batted in. One finds the American league RBI leaders once again holding the advantage. From 1914 t o 1977, the American league leaders have averaged 139.59 runs batted in versus 126.73 for the National league. Moreover, even though the National league's Hack Wilson (Chicago Cubs) holds the major league record of 190 RBI's in. one season (1930), American league teams have had the higher RBI figure in 33 of the 63 years (both leagues tied in 1961). Another point worth mentioning deals with baseball's "triple crown" winners. A triple crown winner is a player who has won all three categories for his division in one year. The American league is once again the dominant of the two leagues. American leaguers Lou Gehrig (New York Yankees, 1934), Ted Williams (Boston Red Sox, 1942), and Mickey Mantle (New York Yankees, 1956), have all won baseball's triple crown for their league. The only National league hitter to do the same was Roger Hornsby, who turned the trick for the St. Louis Cardinals in 1925. The American league batting leaders have dominated the three categories of batting averages, home runs, and runs batted in. For baseball's best, the American league has been the better league. S^-SeVcan.be toppe* j ! VIOW! l^fsSe^O^cUbedootton /^| \ I I I I I I I I I I I I fc I L WSemglan sleevesSSSSwa*" Name College Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. . T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S__ M___ L__ XL_ Amount Enclosed $ Oder expires December 31.1982 No purchas e necessary New York residen ts add 8 25% sales tax Please allow 4 to 6 weeksToTshrpment 101 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document grade changes protect eligibility Basketball pl ayers Timely by Ken Meyer Editor When two of the starting basketball players were declared academically ineligible hours before Parkside's district championship playoff game against Eau Clair on March 1, it had a crippling effect on the team's chance of advancing to the national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers lost 86 - 80. The universtity press release distributed at the game stated: "Wilbert Webb and John Herndon have been declared academically ineligible, making them unavailable to the Parkside basketball team for tonight's game . . . "Webb, a 6 - 11 junior center, and Herndon, a 6 - 6 senior for­ ward, failed to satisfactorily complete required work under a time extension which had been granted by an instructor of a course they had taken first semester . . . "The two had received passing grades in the course after meeting all requirements except for the completion of term papers. Their passing grades for the course were changed to failing grades Monday afternoon, thus making them ineligible immediately for further intercollegiate com­ petition under NAIA rules. Ranger has been investigating the matter since the game because the students have a right to know what exactly is going on in the Parkside basketball program. Our findings include: • The players first received an incomplete in December but the grades were changed to a "D—" on the last possible day (around Continued On Page Three ijjT University of Wisconsin - Parkside Financial aid $ added Start April I College Stores Associates prepares to operate bookstore by Pat Hensiak News Editor CSA will definitely take over the bookstore as of April 1. CSA plans to begin with a small operation, probably handling just textbooks and necessary supplies. Remodeling of the upstairs will take place as soon as possible. Carpeting is being considered, and a change in the signage will also take place. The fixtures will remain, the university is pur­ chasing them from Follett. Remodeling is also likely in the D-2 level of bookstore, which is presently being used for stock. The possibility to handle the "book rush" through the basement is a good one. Students would not go through the stacks of books downstairs, there would be a clerk to retrieve the books for the student. On the upper level, there would be a complete display of the textbooks used within the present semester. The upper level will also stock a greater array of merchandise, items that have never been in before. For the first few months of the operation, CSA will have a con­ tinuous rotation of high - ranking corporate officers coming to Wisconsin to supervise the operation. Shortly after things are rolling, the decision to hire a manager will be made. The decision on who the manager will be will be made by the campus and CSA. It will be someone that both groups agree on. "We will be working closely to make the transition as smooth as possible," commented Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "CSA will be a partnership, a lot like the food service. There will be a day to day communication with them. It will be run a lot like a campus - run bookstore would have been run." The optional 5% surcharge has been removed from the contract altogether. The surcharge clause has never been used by CSA, and if that is the case, it was suggested that the clause be removed en­ tirely from the contract. This should affect the cost of books in a positive way for students. Refunds will also be handled differently. At present, the refund available on texts constantly change. CSA does not have a diminishing refund. If a book is in refundable condition, the price available to students on the refund will not change. Work study will be made ap­ plicable to the CSA operation. The program will be required to run through Student Life. CSA will be given the same opportunity for work - study, but will not be given any more opportunity than the other departments. Follett has the necessary books for the modules at the present time. Whatever books are not sold by the time Follett leaves will be sold to the university, and then the university will sell them to CSA. They will be made available to the students. Within a short period of time, the takeover will take place. As soon as Follett has the opportunity to move their stock out, and as soon as the remodeling is finished, CSA will step in. Jim Bearden Do students have a say in renewals? by Pat Hensiak News Editor Throughout the recent Jim Bearden dispute, many questions have been raised. Students have questioned why they do not have the right to help in the deter­ mination of a teacher receiving a contract renewal or tenure. Students and teachers have also questioned the required "creative activity" that is needed for a contract renewal. They have wondered how much is enough creative activity, and then, if the quality is good, should the same amount be needed. Probably the biggest challenge for students to understand, is if creative activity holds more weight than the also required teaching and service. The fact is, the committees that determine if a teacher is eligible for contract renewal or tenure, make an overall assessment of a teacher's performance. Teaching does weigh in the decision more than service and creative activity, but the teacher is responsible for all three of the requirements. If the term of "how much is enough," were to become too defined and precise, it would make the JIM BEARDEN assessment very mechanical and ineffective. Unfortunately, this explanation doesn't help students understand why Jim Bearden was denied a contract renewal. Bearden said that nojhing led him to believe that he would not receive a renewal. If not a three year, some other sort of contract. There were never any statements of disapproval conveyed to him about his actions, or lack of. When Bearden was hired here. An additional $1.6 million in state financial aid for the 1982-1983 school year was approved unanimously on March 5 by the Joint Committee of Finance of the state Legislature, thanks largely to the efforts of United Council — the statewide association of University of Wisconsin Student Governments. Wendy Strimling, Legislative Affairs Director of United Council, had urged the Joint Committee on Finance to amend Governor Dreyfus' budget revision proposal to increase next year's appropriation to the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG) and Tuition Grant Programs. The request was in response to the fact that the Department of Administration has put $1.9 million from these programs' 1981-1982 budget into reserve; the money will thus automatically lapse into the general fund as of July 1982. According to Strimling, rather than let money originally designated for financial aid awards disappear, the money should be used for its original and worthy purpose — financial aid grants to university students. "In a time when the federal government is radically cutting financial aid programs and calling for the states to pick up that responsibility and when budget cuts at the state level are causing UW administrators to consider dramatic tuition in­ creases, access to public higher education is being severely threatened," argued Strimling. "Financial aid is the most direct mechanism for preserving that access." Representative Sharon Metz (D- Green Bay) authored the motion which restored the money for financial aid awards. Her motion added $1,092,600 in Wisconsin Higher Education Grant's and $507,400 in Tuition Grants for the 1982-1983 fiscal year — the money, representing about a 10 percent increase in the WHEG program and a 5 percent increase in the Tuition Grant award budget, will go directly to student awards in the 1982-1983 academic year. Rep. Metz' motion did not cost the state money, as her motion also deleted the proposed federal tax treat­ ment of the incentive stock op­ tions, thereby saving the state exactly the amount to be allocated to financial aid — an estimated $1.6 m illion. The additional $1.6 m illion for the WHEG and Tuition Grant Programs will be included in the Joint Finance Committee's Substitute to SB 783, the budget revision bill. The bill has yet to be debated and approved by the full Senate and Assembly. he was in midst of finishing his dissertation. He said then, that he would have the dissertation finished by the end of the first semester here. Bearden needed another year. His dissertation is finished now, and the committee for renewal has not read it, or taken it into consideration, because Bearden has the only copy locally and has never been asked for a copy of it. Bearden does not have any other published material at this point. It is apparent that students are looking for a voice in the matter of their education. However, it is also felt that students know very little about research. Bearden's proposal to this is that students form a committee, possibly through P. S. G. A., and have the committee learn about research. Maybe this would enable the student committee to make a quality judgement about the creative activity and research that a teacher does. The decision that the renewal committee has made about Bearden is under appeal at this time. "I don't object to evaluating my research," said Bearden, "I object to their conclusion." PSGA ELECTION RESULTS PRESIDENT Jim Kreuser - 320 Phil Pogreba - 295 Loretta Lacy - 2 07 Mike Axelson • 8 (Write-in) VICE- PRESIDENT Chuck Betz - 388 Earlene Frederick - 223 SENATORS Ruth Slama - 450 Todd Bernhardt - 440 Jill Nielsen - 433 David Higgens - 428 Brian McDonald - 427 Brian Shuetta - 412 Luis Valldejuli - 411 Gary Adelsen - 83 (Write-in) Ron Schneider - 71 (Write-in) SUFAC Ken Meyer - 451 Gary Adelsen - 218 REFERENDUMS NO - 563 of 1. Do you support a peace - time military draft? YES-270 2. Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce marijuana? YES-468 NO-359 3. Do you know if there is a housing service on campus? YES-455 NO-322 4. Which do you favor in the Union Square? A. Jukebox - 210 B. Music changed more often on current jukebox - 262 C. Stereo system - 469 D. Other - 107 5. We the students of Parkside agree to support the UW System student lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50< per semester. YES-539 NO-228 2 Thursday, March 25,1982 RANGER Editorial iooooooooo< »occocoooooccoooeoosoooa5co&s< Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. soocoooosoocoacooccoaoococcoocoMcosooosccoooa Grade changes ra ise questions The recent controversy about the ineligibility of two basket­ ball players raises many questions that need to be answered. First of a ll, how can a grade be given when the only course requirement had not been met? The instructor has admitted that it was a "no - n o," but what action will be taken to ensure that this "no - no" will not occur again? Changing grades to "attempt to avoid a problem" for an athletic team, although it is said not to be a common practice, still happened, and there is nothing to prevent it from happening in the future. What is the use of th e existence of t he "incomplete" grade if a "D—" will mean the same thing? We don't want iron - clad rules which will intrude on professors' academic freedom, but we feel there should be stricter guidelines (that will be adhered to) detailing the procedure for "incompletes." Hopefully, next year with the addition of a new coach (and maybe a whole new team) the system will change. Parking tickets questioned sent a letter fourteen days after receiving the fine that included a paragraph stating, "If the violation is not paid within thirty (30) days from the date of issuance, the violation will be sent to the District Attorney's Office for prosecution ..." This puzzled Attention: Mr. R. Brinkmann, Director Campus Security Department Dear Sir: I'm writing this letter in response to a parking ticket received on January 27, 1982, in the Union lot at UW-Parkside. I don't wish to dispute any facts pertaining to the matter. I was, in fact, parked in a reserved stall while the sign was readily visible. I w ould like, however, to question the justification used in creating some of the laws of the University, and their respective penalties. First, when hesitantly for­ warding my $45.00 (What could it possibly increase to in the years to come?) for a white parking sticker I reasonably expect to be able to find a parking space, on an average school day. Lack of available spaces on "Special Event" days are understandable, of course. Everyone who pur­ chases a sticker should be able to expect the same. However, this is not the case. How can it possibly be the case when an excessive number of stickers are sold (more than available spaces) each semester? It seems to me that this creates a need for a minimum number of illegally parked automobiles. Is this a form of guaranteed income for the Parkside Security Department? When spaces are filled are we also expected to fill parking meters, in addition to our $45.00 sticker fee? Why are so many spaces set aside for "Reserved At All Times" parking? Never have I seen this section even fifty percent full; in either the Union Lot or the Communication Arts Lot. Who is eligible for a prized yellow sticker — do these people somehow rate above students and professors in importance at the University? Also, in regard to these priviledged parking areas, I feel that $15.00 for a non - moving vehicle violation is outrageously high. Even the City of Kenosha doesn't charge such an exorbinant amount ($1.00 for city lot violations, $5.00 for alternate side parking violations). Another point of interest, in the area of payment of fines. I was me; after all, how much money will the University, or the City of Kenosha, expense in attorney fees, court costs, etc., in order to collect $15.00? Maybe that's why our tuition is increasing with every new year. I feel that anything done to postpone graduation or retain credits earned by students because of outstanding fines is way out of line. These cases should be handled completely separate from a student's academic record. The delegation of a uthority to permit such action should be seriously questioned. I protestingly include my $15.00 fine within the thirty day limit only because I don't have the resources available to go through "proper channels" of litigation to appeal. It seems to be another case of some agency having its constituents within its own con­ straints ropes, with the power to make conforming constituents out jof peop le (using very questionably delegated powers and rights to do so). The Campus Security Department does have these powers and rights, but I sometimes wonder how and why. Regretfully, Kevin Maegaard <^IF THESE SATANIC WESTERN REPORTS OF OUR E XCECUTIONS W ERE TRUE, W E'D BE ° IN D EAD BODIES... I Students can judge instructors To the Editor: It would seem that the price of popularity is very high for an instructor at Parkside. Vice - Chancellor Lorman Ratner has equated the popularity of a teacher with the ability to en­ tertain his/her students. Does he really mean to imply that if a teacher is popular with his / her students, if those students enjoy learning, they are being en­ tertained, not educated? If so, then I have been deluding myself for nearly forty years, as I have always felt education should be an enjoyable process and that any instructor who can instill the desire for, and enjoyment of learning in a student was an above average instructor. As a student I find the Vice- Chancellor's opinion an insult to my intelligence as should other Parkside students. I totally resent the implication that we, as students, do not have sense enough to differentiate between education and entertainment. I certainly believe myself capable of judging the quality of my in­ structors. The Vice - Chancellor also states all instructors must meet certain demands. My question must be, "What demands are more im­ portant than the demand that an instructor communicate to the student the material he / she is teaching?" Vice - Chancellor Ratner seems to be implying that education, to be meaningful, must be boring and contain the element of poor student / teacher relationships. This in itself is ridiculous. The more stimulating, challenging and enjoyable the presentation of the material, the more a student will desire to learn. Education is no longer the process of r ote memorization, it is or should be, a process of in­ tellectual stimulation which in­ stills in the student the desire to search for and acquire more knowledge. The instructor who fails in this fails the student as well as him / herself. If, as has been suggested, there Ranger editorials show lack of originality is any suspicion at all that tenure or renewal is being denied by senior faculty members to junior faculty members on the basis of personal attitudes, it is certainly the responsibility of the Ad­ ministration to investigate the situation and act upon the fin­ dings. Attitudes such as these are not only detrimental to the discipline itself, but ultimately damaging to the students. It is the duty, the obligation of the Ad­ ministration of this university to secure for its students the best possible instructors. Parkside needs instructors who can challenge, stimulate and transmit to the students a joy of learning. Parkside is falling short of its obligations to students when it fires as unqualified, those same instructors most highly praised by Parkside students. The majority of the students of this university are much more intelligent and selective than the Administration gives them credit for. DON'T SELL THEM SHORT! Marie E. Marten To the Editor: I remember when, in the campus radical days of the '60s, one of the more crude jokes of the "rednecks" was that if yo u busted open a few heads from the campus political crowd, you would find little tape recorders inside, all saying the same thing, and even if you didn't find them, well, at least you busted a few heads. Crude as such jokes may be, they are only helped by such editorials as Chuck Ostrowski's of February 18 ("Three Questions About Reagan"). If Chuck hadn't written this, a computer could easily have come up with it merely by putting together all of the most repeatedly - used lines from campus editorials all over the country. Maybe, if this is the best we can do, we might as well use computers to write the Ranger editorials. Or better yet, why not use parrots? They have as much originality in their ideas as do any of the editorials I've read in this paper for some time — and I'm not talking only about Chuck's. I'm not writing to defend Reagan. I didn't vote for him (or Essay opinions criticized To the Editor: You have published several essays lately which convey the opinions of Chuck Ostrowski to Ranger readers. Please pass the following letter on to Chuck for me: Dear Chuck: I don't know how to tell you this. I think you'd better sit down. At this point I do not care to criticize your opinions, I only want to snap you out of your time warp. First off, this is 1982. That means that two years ago the presidential campaign was full blown, as it will be two years hence. What, therefore, will be "Reagan's surprise" in November? Do you plan on showing up there for Thanksgiving dinner? Secondly, the issue of the day is equal rights for women, NOT women's suffrage. We have been allowed to vote for several years now. In fact, women can even run for office! How about that? Finally, I do not wish to discourage you from voicing your opinions. The Ranger needs more humor. Carol Burns Carter or Anderson) and I have plenty of d isagreements with him. What burns me up is the almost total lack of independent thinking among the campus elite. Whether this one - dimensional attitude is due to a desire to be accepted by one's peers, or to a desire to sound intelligent and believing that there is only one way to do so, or to a displaced Oedipus complex, I do not know for sure. I do know that this attitude, and the almost holier - t han - thou conceit with which it is carried, has the effect of blin­ ding student political thinkers to their own hypocricies and in­ consistencies. It also sends out a message: If you don't agree with us, shut up! This latter effect is particularly disturbing in light of the frequent attacks on those such as Jerry Falwell, et al, who allegedly want to suppress freedom of speech. Whether the Religious Right really wants to suppress freedom of speech is in itself debatable. But is not essentially the same effect produced when editorial writers snub those of alternate views by subtly but definitely branding them as "stupid" and "-anti - intellectual.?" (This, of course, has been producer Nor­ man Lear's game from the start.) To send out a message that "If you don't agree, you're just plain stupid" is a form of censorship in itself. I would at least hope that the editors and staff of this paper would try to abandon the lofty, self - righteous posture often exhibited by them in relation to national issues. Hypocricies and inconsistencies are also found in many other areas. The Religious Right is often accused — rightly so sometimes — of wanting to "force their morality down the public's throat." But the campus elite often seems to advocate the same thing. Two of the most obvious examples are its fanatical "anti - sexism" and its zeal for gun prohibition. It amazes me that so many people cannot see the totalitarian potential behind calls for the banning of objects owned by 50 million people. Is it not obvious that the only way to enforce such a thing would be through a massive invasion of privacy — in fact, through essentially police - state Continued On Page Three Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 23, March 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA election - grievance filed Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. It has also been pointed out that CSA has never found any need for a surcharge. If this is the case, it was suggested that the clause in the contract giving negotiable surcharge, be removed. The university has sent a letter of acceptance of the CSA bid to CSA. More information willbe available after the letter has been received by CSA. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 22, March 11, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document NT University of Wisconsin - Parkside The struggle of granting tenure Jim Kreuser Loretta Lacy Phil Pogreba by Edward Beal Parkside's history, it seems, is known for not granting tenure or renewing of junior faculty appointments, for reasons which aren't very concise. What are the objective standards in determining who leaves or stays? Where do the students come into focus? How does such a decision affect the optimism of the remaining staff members? According to UWPF 6.07 article two in the faculty handbook, criteria is based on three major areas: creativity, teaching ability, and service. Yet, there are reports of teachers not being granted tenure or contract renewals in the past, and present, even though they can prove their efficiency in each of the three classifications. Why? It is the strong belief of many other students that personal attitudes on the part of the senior faculty is a basis for judgement of a junior faculty member informally, but there is no way to verify this claim: "I won't deny that possibility and I agree, there is no way of verification," stated Eon Pavalko, chairman of the Behavioral Science Division. "However, any faculty member who feels that they have been judged informally should appeal such a case." He also added that, "Sometimes students don't always see important criteria that faculty members do." Could it be informal criteria then, that the senior faculty in the sociology division has judged Jim Bear den's non - renewal of contract on? The faculty handbook clearly states that special consideration will be given to t he area of teaching. Well, Jim's student evaluations are outstanding — the ratio is 99-1 in his favor. With odds like that alone he shouldn't lose, but he has a forty to sixty percent chance of it, if Parkside's history repeats itself. In the area of research, he has obtained his Ph.D, a year later than expected, because of circumstances surrounding his Ph.D Continued On Page Eight PSGA to hold elections March 10 § II by Pat Hensiak News Editor PSGA elections are being held on Wednesday and Thursday, March 10 and 11, from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. The polls will be located on the concourse level in Molinaro Hall. The elections committee and the Judicial branch of P.S.G.A., Inc. will conduct the elections. No candidate for any office or any member of an organization endorsing a candidate or any electioneering will be allowed within 50 feet of the polls. The counting of the ballots will be conducted by the elections committee and the Judicial branch of P.S.G.A., Inc. The ballots will be counted directly after the closing of the polls at 8 p.m. on Thursday, March 11. Any interested persons are welcome. All ballots must be counted by an authorized person in order to be counted as valid. Any contestation, complaint, or comment on the conduct or results of the elections must be filed in writing with any member of the elections committee by March 25. The decision of the P.S.G.A. Senate shall be final and binding when dealing with contestation and complaint. Running for the office of President erf P.S.G.A. this year are Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy, and Phil Pogreba. JIM KREUSER "The issues that I intend to address are ones that directly affect the students here at Parkside," said Kreuser. "On the state-wide level, there are basically about six items. The areas are tuition increases, collective bargaining, drinking age, landlord tenant reforms, the freezing of faculty salaries and fighting against cutbacks in general from the Parkside budget," he said. "On the local level, I have made a commitment to have students sit on faculty committees to ensure student input on issues and concerns that deal with students here at Parkside," continued Kreuser. "I would like to have a meeting a week with the other heads of organizations to discuss the various concerns of students and how we could most effectively address them. To have a more active student services committee would be an asset to the students for that is the committee that relates tangible accomplishments to the students." "I feel that I would be best for the position of president of P.S.G.A. because I have gained much experience in decision making for what is the majority of UW-P students," he said. "I have gained more experience in organizational structure, procedure and problems that lay with student government leaders than the other candidates. I already know the university system and how the campus is r un and governed. I believe that my leadership abilities have proven to be very progressive in terms of student input and rights and visibility. The organization, this year, has made great strides statewide in expressing the views of Parkside while some schools didn't know we existed. Last year P.S.G.A. didn't exist, it advanced in great strides to accomplish student representation of Parkside students." "The changes that need to be made in P.S.G.A. are few," Kreuser said. "Now we have progressive outlook and see the need for positive change. There are a few organizational rough - spots, but it is to be in any organization. Some inhouse operations must be changed to let P.S.G.A. become more efficient." LORETTA LACY ^Loretta has had some past experience with student government. "I intend to address the issues such as the constant rise in tuition, the decline in financial aid, the alternatives to the bookstore and grievances for and against professors," she s aid. "I think all of these can be accomplished through the use of open forum, and a strong sense of student input. Meetings with the Chancellor and the faculty must be consistent and the use of lobbying through United Council and the Board of Regents is a necessity to a successful government. My main goal is simply to make sure that the students are heard, and that the students have a strong voice." PHIL POGREBA "Whenever a problem arises at Parkside, people sit down and ask themselves what the reasons are for that particular problem," said Pogreba. "In attacking a problem in this manner, two main issues are blamed for almost every problem, those being the commuter status of Parkside and the high level of apathy of the average Parkside student." Pogreba has intentions of addressing the question of why haven't the dorms that were supposed to be built here, on campus, ever been built. Projections were made when Parkside opened f or dorms to be built. "As president of P.S.G.A. I would like to set up a task force to look into the reasons why dorms aren't yet built at Parkside, and I'd like to get the ball rolling on this issue," he said. "Another issue at Parkside is the problem of apathy. There simply is little or no student input or activity on decision making that directly affects them. The law gives students power to have input on virtually anything that affects them. If more students were to know this, I'm sure there would be more students interested in what was happening." Pogreba sees some of the reasons for apathy as a non - PSGA traditional campus. Many students have responsibilities outside of the campus. His answer to this problem is larger installation of services to the students. "This year SUFAC had problems getting the budget passed by the Senate. I was a member of SUFAC this past year and on the whole was unsatisfied with the results of SUFAC. At the beginning of the new SUFAC, last spring, the committee set some goals and objectives for the budgeting process to take place during the fall semester. I feel that these goals and objectives were in no way reached, and a great disservice to the students was the result. SUFAC is going to have to sit down and make up guidelines for the budgeting process to insure that the students money is being utilized to its maximum potential." Other subjects that Pogreba touched on were the Teaching Excellence Awards, and the concept that P.S.G.A. has a responsibility to change things to prevent future controversy. Voting registration is a definite link in student voting, and Pogreba would like to see registration get set up on the campus area.. Senate OKs budget, election referendums by Ken Meyer Editor In its Feb. 25 meeting, the PSGA Senate approved the total SUFAC budget of $610,225.10 after twice voting down a budget approximately $2700 lower. Ironically, the third discussion on the budget took considerably less time than did discussion on how to word a referendum question concerning the Union Square jukebox. The Senate voted to place five referendums on the March 10 a nd 11 e lection ballot. SUFAC chairman Luis Valldejuli explained to the Senate the only different item on the total SUFAC budget. The Housing budget was increased $2000 in the area of salaries and $698 in fringe benefits in a move to reach a compromise with Chancellor Alan Guskin. The original Housing budget request of $26,771 was cu t to $20,153 by SUFAC during preliminary budgeting. The new Housing budget totals $22,851. Valldejuli also said that in the SUFAC proposal was a stipulation that there is to be a task force established to analyze the extent of Parkside's housing needs and services. The only comment about the SUFAC budget came from Senator Mike Pfaffl, who asked if SUFAC could look into the Athletics budget. PSGA Vice - President Kathy Slama replied that the committee was free to look into any budget at any time — not only during budgeting. The Dave Higgens / Phil Pogreba move to approve the $610,225.10 budget passed 9-1-0 with Pfaffl voting "no." The budget now goes to Chancellor Guskin and the UW Board of Regents for approval. Referendums The Senate also approved to place five referendum questions on the election ballot. Elections will be held March 10 and 11 for President, Vice - President, Senate and SUFAC. The five referendum topics are: • Do you support a peace - time military draft (Yes or No) • Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce of marijuana? (Yes or No) • Which do you favor in the Union Square — a jukebox, more - often changing the music on a jukebox, a stereo system, or other? • Do you know if there is a housing system on campus? (Yes or No) • Do you agree to support the UW System Student Lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50 cents per semester? (Yes or No) Candidates t o hold forum Monday Ranger is sponsoring a PSGA Presidential forum, March 8 at 1p . m. in mid - Main Place. The three candidates for PSGA President — Loretta Lacy, Jim Kreuser and Phil Pogreba will make prepared statements and answer questions from the audience. Everyone is invited to come and ask questions. Demonstration against budget cuts On Friday, March 5 Vice - President George Bush and Governor Lee Dreyfus will attend a Republican party fund raiser in downtown Milwaukee. The PSGA Senate voted unanimously Feb. 18 to support a demonstration to express opposition to the cuts administered to the UW System. The Mike Pfaffl/Dave Higgens resolution stated, "The Republican party has come out against higher education here and around the nation by drastically reducing expenditures allocated for education." Anybody wishing to attend the demonstration should contact Mike Pfaffl at the PSGA office, located by the Coffee Shoppe. 2 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER lOCOOC* Editorials ^s^s^^ocooooooccoocoeooocco cooooco Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5CCCCOOOOCCCCCO®®c«fi«OC050COOOCOOOCOOCOeoOOK>S! Ranger endorses voting The only endorsement Ranger is making for the spring PSGA elections March 10 and 11 is not for any specific candidate, but the act of voting itself. Voting is important for many reasons. The number one reason is that whoever is elected to PSGA represents the student body whenever university administrators want to know (or are told) how the students feel about an issue. Since PSGA represents the student body, all students should be represented by choosing the office - holders of PSGA. When only four or five percent of the students vote in PSGA elections, the real student body may not be fairly served. Some students may think that it doesn't really matter who is elected President, Vice - President or Senator of PSGA because things will continue like they always have in the past. But in fact, the people in those positions are important. PSGA is only as powerful as the people in it. PSGA has the opportunity to be strong in representing the students in university operations. This can only be accomplished by having a large number of students participating in university affairs. If students are unable to do that by being a member of a student organization or being a student representative on one of the many campus committees, they should at least do the quick, painless — and important — act of voting in the PSGA elections. Remember to attend the presidential forum Monday, March 8 in mid-Main Place and vote Wednesday and Thursday, March 10 and 11. Lacy wins Round One Although Ranger isn't endorsing a PSGA presidential or vice - presidential candidate, we feel obligated to report the trouble we've had getting the candidates to help us tell the students how they stand on the issues and what their plans are for their respective offices. That is, all candidates but one. Loretta Lacy was the only presidential or vice - presidential candidate to return a one sheet, four question handout distributed for Ranger by PSGA Elections Committee chairperson Kathy Slama when the candidates first took out petition papers. Lacy was the only one who handed her questionnaire in on the deadline day, Friday, Feb. 26. That is even more astounding considering Lacy received her questionnaire only two days before the deadline while all the other candidates received theirs one to two weeks earlier and were constantly reminded to hand theirs in. If Round One of the presidential election is the responsibility to let their constituents know about their stands on issues (within a lenient deadline), the clear winner is Loretta Lacy. This is only Round One of th e long, hard fight of t he campaign, but it is still something to be remembered. Remember to vote March 10 § II Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager STAFF Linda Adams, Edward Beal, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Patty DeLuisa, Mary Kaddatz, Joe Kimm, Karla Kobal, Lisa Linstroth, Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Masood Shafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff Wicks. RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content soieiy eV6ry durin9 the ^ademic vear except during breaks and holidays »• 'S Pr'n,edbv ,heUn'on Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. university of Wisconsin Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size cTucTed^for verification"3"9 A" 'e,,erS muSt be Si9"ed and a ,elephone number in Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER, reserves all editorial privileges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. Kreuser is "egotistical" To the Editor and All Concerned Students, As you can tell, there is a PSGA Presidential election soon. This election, unlike others we have had at Parkside, brings to mind a question of decency and loyalty. In my opinion, we have been fooled into believing that we really have student leadership. This fault does not lie with the PSGA itself, but more with the egotistical President of the whole organization. Our "Concerned and Committed" buddy, Jim Kreuser, must not be re-elected. By this time, you are no doubt being inundated with election posters. One poster even refers to Parkside as "Kreuser's Land", do I need his permission to use the bathroom? Students of Parkside, I ask you, do we want another year of watching Jim's ego grow, or do we want what we really need? This must be our year of change! We need real meaning and action behind the voices — we need PHIL POGREBA for President of PSGA. Do yourself a favor — attend the open debate on Monday, March 8 at 1 o'clock in the Union Concourse. Phil will show you that he is the best candidate. Bill Reed Frederick is best for V.P. Dear Editor, I am writing in support of Earlene Frederick for Vice President. She has been an actively involved Senator, learning about each facet of the organization. She is well organized and has needed knowledge to work effectively. She has been to United Council and knows how it operates. Earlene also has seen how other student organizations are run and could use the experience to P.S.G.A. grow. I feel Earlene Frederick is the best qualified for Vice President. Name withheld Write RANGER A Letter! Pogreba feels he's best To all the students at Parkside: The elections of P SGA are close at hand. I feel that this year in particular there is going to be more student involvement than ever before at Parkside. I feel the reasons for this increase in involvement is the interest students have developed on issues that directly affect them. As President Pro Tempore of the Senate since last semester and an active member of PSGA since last year, I am well aware of the importance of the issues affecting the students of Parkside. However, I do not intend to simply remain aware of these issues. Instead I intend to take affirmative action to ensure that the students' rights, grievances and interests are properly represented. This year the Senate has increased its activity in areas of particular concern to the students. However, I do believe that with better leadership we can increase to even greater extents. I feel that my working relationship with the Senate is such that this can be accomplished. One of the duties of P resident is to keep in constant contact with administration. This is important to guarantee that student input is heard on all administrative decisions that affect students directly. As President Tempore I have had the portunity to work with ministration and am aware of the administrative process that governs this institution. For these reasons I feel that I am the best candidate for the Pro op- Adoffice of President of PSGA and would like to invite all students to attend an open debate to be held on March 8 at 1:00 p. m. in mid - Main Place. This debate will make students aware of where all candidates stand on student issues and show students where the true meaning behind the voices lie. Phil Pogreba Kreuser compatible To the Editor: In regard to the letter to the editor of last week entitled "Kreuser is 'concerned and committed' ", I can only state thai I was in favor of those accomplishments mentioned. I was extremely lucky to have a working senate that coincided with my ideology. It takes a coordinated effort to make results happen. Most if not all of the accomplishments that occurred through PSGA this year was on account of the initiative and striving nature that took place which only complimented my presidency. It is true that a lot of firsts happened this year, but I couldn't have done it all alone. I encourage all students of Parkside to participate in the upcoming elections. It is essential to vote YES to the United Council funding formula to be an effective student lobbying organization. It also wouldn't hurt any to vote for me and keep PSGA flowing in the right direction for the next year. Jim Kreuser PSGA President Students urged to vote Dear Editor, As a Senator in student government, I would like to add some thoughts to the upcoming P.S.G.A. elections. This past week you have probably noticed the immense amount of campaign writings on our hallowed halls What do they all mean? There are meaning behind the voices, Kreuser Land, etc. They mean that there are two individuals at Parkside who want you to vote for them. One is our present president, Jim Kreuser and the Jner. ,sT^hil pogreba, now a Senator. I have seen both of these students in action and highly recommend both of them for the job as president. But their final victory is only up to you, the students. I urge all students to participate in the election and to find out all they can about each candidate, not just what the banners say. The future of American Education is at stake in the near future, because of the Reagan / Dreyfus cutbacks on higher education. We must have a strong student leader to deal with these issues effectively, not to shun them away like a chicken in a hen house. So again, I urge you to take part in this political process, which affects you more than you could ever imagine!!! Thank You Senator Michael Pfaffl RANGER Thursday, March 4,1982 PSGA candidates speak out on issues Vice-president by Pat Hensiak News Editor Running for the office of vice - president this year are Chuck Betz and Earlene Frederick. Chuck Betz "My main priority would be to look into those issues which most directly affect the majority of students," said Betz. "These would include where our tuition money goes, why they keep tacking on these tuition surcharges, whether or not the bookstore is being run most efficiently, and what other complaints the students have. I would address these issues by going through the necessary channels and talking to the people most responsible. The Chancellor holds open forums throughout the semester and hopefully I will be able to pick up on the wants and needs of the students at these forums." Betz was appointed as a senator two months ago, and during that time, has found out how the P.S.G.A. functions. "The only way I would change things within P.S.G.A. would be to get more active as far as student needs are concerned," he said. "Not enough students realize how much we can do for them if they would only let us know their needs." Earlene Frederick "I would like to take a look into the problems and issues of financial aid, the issues being dealt with at the time in the state legislature that pertain to students and the lack of communication to and from the students and the organizations," said Frederick. "Through United Council and lobbying, some of these things will be accomplished. Building P.S.G.A. as a better student service organization will be a way of bringing the problems of the students to the administration's attention," said Frederick. Also, the senators would have to be more informed, and P.S.G.A. should work on ways to make itself more accessible. I believe to get a lot out of an organization, a lot must be put into it. I'm willing to give the time and effort. I would like to see i t grow and expand." Earlene is a Senator at the present time and is familiar with parliamentary procedure. She is a member of the legislative affairs and student services committees and belongs to Academic Affairs, a United. Council subcommittee. EARLENE FREDERICK Kreuser Jvoooooosocoaocooeoa «ooccooe©sGcosoeo«©! ! To the Editor To the Editor, To my surprise and horror our illustrious President Mr. Jim Kreuser has decided to run for president of PSGA again. I hope the students of Parkside can see through the paper mache image of being "Concerned and Committed" that he thinks he possesses. Since we are all students of higher education I think we students of Parkside should ask the question just what Mr. Kreuser is "Concerned and Committed" to — h imself or the students of Parkside. Personally I don't think it is to the students of Parkside, but to himself. Very little has changed during his administration over the last year — the bookstore is still the same, parking hasn't improved, and the procedure for selecting the teaching awards have not been revised (even though the University Committee recommended that they be changed). Where then are Mr. Kreuser's "Concerns and Committments"? I think they are for himself. Mr. Kreuser is just another politician that will: 1. Do anything to get elected, i.e. buy beers for students in the Union the night before last year's election. 2. Use his position as president of PSGA to open doors for himself, i.e. the job that he has with Congressman Les Aspin. Parkside doesn't need another part - time president, and Jim Kreuser doesn't even qualify as a part - time president. In the April 30, 1981 Ranger, Mr. Kreuser advertised office hours of 12 - 1 o'clock down in the Union Square. First, Mr. Kreuser doesn't have an office in the Union Square and second, he is only avaialable to students one hour a day. Students of Parkside this incompetent President needs to be removed from office and replaced not with another politician but with an active member of PSGA, PHIL POGREBA. M. Scoon L6,C COSO800COSOCO80O006O8COOCOQOSO! •osooocoscscA Kreuser: broken promises To the Editor: In the March 5,1981 issue of the Ranger, the candidates for PSGA president stated their intentions if elected. One i n particular stated some of the following: "... wants to set up an emergency loan fund for students . . .," ". . . wants to work with the new SOC president . . .," "Planning on taking a closer grip on the Physical Plant. . ., " " . . . running on a campaign of questioning faculty and its spending ..." and lastely, "He will get things done." I would like to question if Jim Kreuser has done any of the above. As a senator of PSGA until August 1981, I found it near impossible to work with Kreuser. Many of th e things I had planned to work on were cut short because of Kreuser's lack of enthusiasm. Admittedly, Jim has done much for Student activities but little for student life. His main interest lies in the Union activities, not in the students. I find it hard to believe that the students of Parkside can re-elect a man who has l ittle to show f or a years work. Sincerely, Mike Loos King and I" was disappointment Dear Editor, I am writing in regards to the letter to the editor concerning the disappointment of a girl in the review of "The King and I". I have been involved with the theater since junior high, which gives me years of experience, and I must say that I agree with Miss Linstroth's opinion of the show. Although I would have put it more politely than she, the show was a disappointment. Miss Martin had a strong musical performance, but she was often too bubbly and high spirited, especially in the death scene towards the end. In the song "Getting to Know You" Anna is supposed to be singing to the children, but Miss Martin almost totally ignored the children and sang it to the audience. Overall, her performance was musically beautiful, but terribly over-acted. I could name several more instances of this, but this serves to prove my point. Miss Tunks, it is true that the Reuther Civic Auditorium is known for its acoustics, this only applies to music. The auditorium is so live that spoken words were sometimes unintelligible. Also, not mentioned by Miss Linstroth's review, was the hideous costumes (for the most part) in the show. Whoever heard of Chinese wives wearing chiffon prom dresses and plaid outfits? There were some bright spots in the show however. Miss Linstroth mentioned John Miskulin's wonderful portrayal of the King. But, she also overlooked Andrew Brhel's performance. It was wonderful to see someone else on stage with presence. Also, in reference to Miss Linstroth's experience, I do believe she is a theater major, and has been involved with several productions, and it doesn't take a 13 year old child to see the lack of quality in most of the performances of the show. One suggestio n I have for Miss Linstroth about her reviewing is this: If she doesn't like something about the show, she should state it in a more eloquent and polite manner. Her references to Miss Martin were quite a bit more than tacky. Name withheld by Pat Hensiak News Editor Student government Senators are also being elected next week. Running this year is Todd Bernhardt, Allan Levy, David Higgens, Jill Nielsen, Brian Schuetta, Ruth Slama and Luis Valldejuli. Todd Bernhardt "I don't think it matters what issues I want to cover, but what issues the students want me to cover," said Bernhardt. "If they want to talk to me, we can go down to the Union, have a beer, and see what they want. The issues that are brought to me will be taken care of. I'll bring up proposals to the Senate and do my damndest to get it through. I am interested in what students want to have done around the campus. Things can get done with cooperation of the students and the Senate. Students need to help out by making their opinions heard, and by getting on seats of committees." David Higgens "I would like to see som ething done about the $24 million budget cuts, and the extra 4 or 5 percent that will get cut," said Higgens. "How will it affect the schools? I would also like to recruit more Senators and offer more services to the students. By using the power of P.S.G.A., we can do this. The powers aren't fully utilized now. It's hard to get anything done without student involvement. Being a Senator has given me the know-how on developing communication within the Senate. A work load division is an important thing for any business type area to work and through my time in P.S.G.A. I've come to see that." Allan Levy Levy said, "I would like to see something done about the following issues: the constant rise in educational costs, and the decline in the amount of financial aid available. Something needs to be done about the grieve set-up. * Students have to be able to file a grievance quickly, if they have a problem. We could also find an alternative to the bookstore, like a book loan program." "Open Forum is a good way to allow these issues to be dealt with," he said. "We need a student input program and setting up consistant meetings between the Chancellor and the students. The use of lobbying by the United Council is also important. I will work hard for the students, and although I have never run for office before, I have worked closely with student associates." Jill Whitney Nielsen "I would like to address the issues that are pertinent to students, especially in women's affairs," said Nielsen. "I think letters and references and communication are the effective way to carry out plans. I enjoy working with people, and I am always open to new suggestions and ideas. If anything, I would like to see P.S .G.A. more unified and play an even larger role in state affairs." Brian Schuetta "The three most important things are student awareness, the SUFAC budget and housing and legal services," said Schuetta. "Many students are unaware that they have a voice in what goes on at Parkside, and segregated fees need to be held at a reasonable level. The other thing is establishing legal and housing services at Parkside, and eventually combining the two. My previous research and experience with the issues and the knowledge of P.S.G.A. operations will enable me to perform effectively in office." Ruth Slama "I will be directing my attentions toward the area of finances at Parkside," said Slama. "This is a real concern for students, and needs to be addressed. A good Senator must be informed, and that means that it's necessary to attend all Senate meetings. I hope that more students will feel free to attend in the future. I have had a lot of experience with student governments. Although I haven't served in an office yet, I know enough to be very effective. I hope to see more of a student awareness as to what is happening in the student government. It's important for students to know what's going on." Luis Valldejuli "Student apathy is big issue, and we have to increase student services at the lowest possible cost," said Valldejuli, "I also intend to run for SUFAC again and work on some of the issues through that. I have been in P.S.G.A. and SUFAC for more than one year. I would like to change things, very much. There is a lot of tension existing within the Senate together with the "power play." Together, with some other Senators, I've been trying to stop the struggle, and I'll keep trying in the f uture." SUFAC Ken Meyer "I would like to see SUFAC follow through with the things we discussed this year — mainly looking more closely into such budgets as Athletics and Intramurals," said Meyer. "The housing needs for Parkside should also be investigated in order to see exactly what the needs are . This can be done through an audit for athletics and a task force for housing." Meyer is a SUFAC member this year, and feels that he knows most of the different campus organizations after working on Ranger for the past years. "I would like to see SUFAC and the P.S.G.A. Senate work more closely together, rather than have all the petty bickering that went on this year." Winter Carnival marred To the Editor: I believe the decision by the Winter Carnival Committee to delay the carnival was a good idea, but they made a big mistake in changing it to the sixth week of classes. The sixth week traditionally is a heavy testing week, which prohibited many people from participating in the activities. If the committee delayed the carnival so more people could get involved, it should have been rescheduled for the fifth or seventh week, times with fewer tests. I work in Union Square and get a chance to talk to many people. Many were disappointed because the extra studies required for their tests prohibited them from participating in carnival events. I ask the Winter Carnival Committee to take this into consideration when they plan next year's carnival, so it can be enjoyed by a maximum number of people. Jack Kemper 4 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Individual Events Winter Carnival 1982 BLOOD DRIVE 1st Place — Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship 2nd Place — Accounting Club 3rd Place — Physics Club WINDOW PAINTING 1st Place — Women in Business 2nd Place — Cheerleaders (tie) — Peer Support BANNER 1st Place — Ranger 2nd Place — Accounting Club FLOAT COMPETITION 1st Place — Pi Sigma Epsilon 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — P SGA Events Winter Carnival 1982 Club Events Grand Prize Winners 1st Place — Pi Sigma Epsilon 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — Accounting Club VOLLEYBALL 1st Place — Weightlifters 2nd Place — Cheerleaders 3rd Place — Accounting Club ABOVE: Guys dressed in drag for Thursday night's Fashion Show. r-nuiu uy men * odiiucib lWA o H TRIVIA CONTEST 1st Place — Jonathan Klokow 2nd Place — Ken Eschmann 3rd Place — Eric Suhr JELLO SLURPING CONTEST 1st Place — Brenda Buchanan 2nd Place — Mike S. Nelson 3rd Place — Steve Jacob EGG DROP CONTEST 1st Place — Brenda Buchanan 2nd Place — Karen Norwood LEGS CONTEST — MALE 1st Place — Jack Zurawik 2nd Place — Mark King 3rd Place — Dick Oberbruner BEER DRINKING RELAYS (team captains) 1st Place — Ken Eschmann 2nd Place — David White 3rd Place — Andy Buchanan RUBIK'S CUBE CONTEST 1st Place — Kurt Jacob 2nd Place — Norbert Wiele berg DIRTY JOKE CONTEST 1st Place — Mark W. Schrade 2nd Place — A1 Frahm 3rd Place — David Lock LEGS CONTEST — FEMALE 1st Place — Aina Jamir 2nd Place — Shelley Pace 3rd Place — Carmella Im brogna COLLEGE FAMILY FEUD 1st Place — Andy Buchanan, Brenda Buchanan, Rick Luehr, Linda Andersen, Jeff Frederick. 2nd Place — Aina Jamir, Steve Blaser, Kent Willetts, Menno Buys, Ruth Bahr. 3rd Place — Mike Mowry, Nick Thome, Shelbe Skildum, Pam Rathman, Shelly Pace. i_n outdoor volleyball contest was conducted throughout the week. Photo by Steve Myers RIGHT: Brenda Buchanan (third from right) won Monday night's Jello Slurping Contest. BELOW: The winners of Tuesday's College Family Feud were (left to right): Rick Luehr, Linda Andersen, Andy Buchanan, Brenda Buchanan, and Jeff Frederick. Photo by Steve Myers ABOVE: Sixteen teams entered the Beer Drinking Relays during Monday night's M*A*S*H party. Ranger offers free classifieds Classified ads for Parkside students and faculty are free for 10 words or less. There is a limit of one free ad per person per week. Additional ads cost 50 cents per 10 words. Classified ads for other people cost $1.00 per 10 words. Deadline for publication Thursday is at noon the Friday before. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Club Events Political Science The Poli Sci Club will be sponsoring Frank Wilkonson, speaking on the subject of Reagonomics and repressive legislation. This legislation is currently being passed and could have a long time effect on our society. Remember, Poli Sci Club meets on Monday at 1 n. m in Moln 112. Accounting Club On Monday, March 8, at 1 p. m. the Accounting Club will hold a general meeting for all members in Union 104. Topics of the meetings will include committee nominations, deadline collectionfor dues and much more. Refreshments will be served. S.W.E.A S.W.E.A. will have a general meeting on Monday, March 8, from 1-2 p. m. in Moln. D128. Please try to attend. s.o.c. On Wednesday, March 10, S.O.C. invites all P.S.G.A. candidates to address a forum of S.O.C. representatives and students. The time is 1 p. m. in Comm. Arts 125. All interested students, please attend. Geology Colloquium This week's Geology Colloquim will be "Karst in the Gunong - Mulu National Park, Borneo". The lecture will be given by Dr. Michael Day of the Geology departmen at UW - Milwaukee. The lecture will be given on Friday, March 5, at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 113. Women in Business Calendar of Events: March 6, Family Day will take place at Parkside. This event is intended to allow students and their families to use the facilities. Volunteers are needed to work with the children. If interested please call Carla Thomas at 553-2351. March 8-10: Aerobics will be held from 1-2 p. m. in the wrestling room, in the Phy. Ed. building. Everyone is invited. March 10: Women in Business will be sponsoring a bake sale. March 16: "The Very Special Arts Festival" will be held at Parkside. This event allows handicapped children to participate in the arts. Volunteers are needed for this event. If interested, please call Kathy Kexel at 553-2278. A training session will be held on March 8 in Union 104 from 6:30 to 7:30 p. m. for all volunteers. Student Mobe. "The Wargame", a BBC documentary film depicting mock nuclear war, will be shown Thursday, March 4 at 1 p. m. in Molinaro 109 and at 7 p. m. in Moln. 163. Sponsored by Student Mobilization for Survival. The film is free and open to the public. INicaraguans stand up by Pat Hensiak News Editor Church leaders from Nicaragua appeared at Parkside as part of a national speaking tour to give direct information concerning the economic, political and religious processes underway in Nicaragua and Central America and to counter the mis-information circulating about Nicaragua. Father Lyle Gundrum was the first speaker. He is a Capuchin priest from Canada and has spent the last ten years as a member of a pastoral team in Estali, Nicaragua. "What we want is our freedom," said Gundrum. "From our people I have learned what it is to be a Christian. To see the way they live has opened me up. I remember beginning to understand what kind of life it was. The people don't vote, like they do here. Sure, the people vote, but two weeks before the voting, the mayor has a victory party. If it is ever found out that you didn't vote for the mayor, you lose your job. The Nicaraguan revolution really is a democratic revolution. It's more democratic than the country you live in. The people of Nicaragua finally won their victory, justice had begun to spread within our land. We have been authors of our own salvation." Reverend Patricia Castro was the second speaker. She is a native Nicaraguan and a baptist minister. She has been an editor of both religious and secular journals and heads the formation of Christian youth in Managua, the capital city. She stated that the Nicaraguans are content that the North Americans are interested in the situation in Nicaragua. She feels that this demonstrates quite a difference between the Reagan administration and the people that live with it. In 1934, th e Somoza family took over the country of Nicaragua," said Rev. Castro. "The years of the Somoza dictatorship were years of misery and suffering. Our peasants have been assassinated. Their farms were burned and ruined. The yough who felt a need to help found themselves persecuted. Women suffered doubly, because they are the mothers of suffering children and they must work. They work for a less wage simply because they are women. The people themselves have been the ones fighting for freedom — God has not just given it to us. On July 19, 1979, we got the freedom and the liberation we have been seeking. It is faith that lets us bring our strength here today and share it with you. We will continue to fight for our rights and freedom as long as you will continue to support us. Through this, we will for civil rights "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little . weekend in your week. Bible with the sister, it was new for her, because the story of the Ten Lepers and the story of the prostitute, selling herself for food for her children, took on a whole new meaning. These people were living what she had been reading for years. She also came to realize that if people want something to happen within their lives, they have to enter into the current of life. The second thing she realized, was that the problem in Nicaragua had to be questioned before it could be answered. One of the first problems was, the aid that was supposed to be sent over for the people wasn't getting to them. When the sister was in America, she publicly complained about this, but it didn't do any good, because an official found a way to cover it up. One year, near Christmas time, there were many prisoners, and the families that had their husbands and sons in prison held a demonstration to free these prisoners. Jeeps and helicopters came and ransacked the church and the demonstrators were told what they were doing was forbidden. "The following year," explained Hartman, "in a span ,of four months, over 4000 young people Continued On Page Eight have a better world." The third speaker was Sister Mary Hartman. She is Wisconsin - born, and a member of the Sisters of St. Agnes from Fond du Lac. She has spent the past 20 years in Nicaragua, teaching high school and doing missionary work. She is a member of the independent Human Rights Commission in Nicaragua, which was set up by the United Nations request. When she first went to the country, she taught school at a very wealthy high school. On Saturdays, the Sister would visit a leper colony, and she soon discovered that the director of the school didn't like this idea. The director didn't forbid them to go to the colony, but it was as if he didn't approve ... he questioned how it would look to the parents of the students to know that the sisters were doing this. Hartman then was sent to work with the Mosquito Indians, and discovered that entire families had been stricken with tuberculosis. The husbands had worked in mines owned by North Americans and Canadians, and when they were too ill to work, or simply could no longer work, they were sent home to die. When she returned to Managua, she started to do two things. The first was reading the Bible with the poor people. When the people read the 6 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Frank Abagnale turned his life around by Pat Hensiak News Editor He found a million ways to fool the people he met every day. People looked at him as someone who is rich and glamorous. Frank Abagnale has never seen his life in that same light. What he did from the age of 16 until he turned 21, he would never do again. Abagnale found himself growing up with his only mother being the room service in the hotels he stayed in. He'll never know what it's like to be 16, and go to a high school prom, or go to a homecoming game. He feels like he's wasted ten years of his life. He's given a lot up. If he ever met someone that he took a liking to, he started off deceiving them, it was the way that he started off with all of the people he met. Maybe he wasn't cheating them out of anything, but he certainly had a problem telling them the truth about who he really was. What follows is Frank Abagnale's story as he told it to the Ranger in an exclusive interview. Things started for Abagnale when he was sixteen. His father had gotten him a '52 Chevy, and Abagnale found that paying for the gas all of the time got to be a bother. "One day I came in and said, 'I can't handle this gas, having to come up with this cash.' I asked my dad if it would be alright to get a credit card," he explained. "He said that he didn't see any problem with that. Because I'm a junior, and I look a lot older, it was never a problem until about three months later." "My dad got a call from the Mobil security people and they said that they had never had any problems with his credit, but that if t heir records were correct," he said, "my dad should be buying a new car. They were trying to figure out why my dad had a $4000 Mobil bill. According to their records, I had purchased 100 batteries, 40 sets of tires and had 30 tune-ups. My dad told them that 1 had the card, and I had to explain to them what I had done. What I did was, I would drive into a gas station, 16 years old, and I would say to the attendant that I wanted the most expensive set of tires that Mobil sold. They turned out to be $280 and the guy would go and write up the charge. When he came back, he would ask if I 'd like to have the tires mounted. I would always say 'no' and then I would tell this guy that I would sell his tires back to him for $200. That means he'll get $280 f rom Mobil, plus the tires, and I would get the ABAGNALE on the Johnny Carson Show. $200 cash. That was all that I wanted, was the cash. I never had any intention of paying the bill." Abagnale has payed back every penny of the $2.5 million he has cashed in forged checks over a period of five years. It took quite some time for him to do it, but he did it so that he could have a clearer conscience. "The original money that I had left over was confiscated by the IRA for back taxes," he said. "The government doesn't care how you make your money, income is income. You have to pay taxes on it. When I went to prison, nobody knew, who ever dreamed that I would have $2.5 million. So, there was no obligation to pay it back. When you pay your debt in prison, that's it, it's been paid. About two years ago, I was bothered by the fact that I had taken all of this money, and I had never paid it back. I was SOCOOGOOCCOCCOCCCCOCCOS 1 myself have ne ver considered in my whole career any of what I've done as bei ng glamorous"- aooooosecoooooooooscoss really wealthy, so I took $2.5 million from our company profit and all of the money has been returned to the banks and hotels that took the checks over fifteen years ago." Some funny things happened to Abagnale in the process of paying this money back. First of all, he had to hire someone to go back through the government and look up all of these checks. That in itself cost him $75,000. The hard part was finding the people that had gone out of business, or, after finally locating a place, having them say that they didn't want the money, because it would "mess up their taxes." Abagnale also thought that he could write off the The Parkside Activities Board presents this week's movie j BRIIBAKER j • • Fri., Mar. 5 Sun., Mar. 7 7:30 p.m. Admission $1.50 Rated "R" Union Cinema Theatre NEXT MOVIE Cheech & Chong's Next Movie $2.5 million. The government said NO! The government told him that he had to pay taxes on the money, because it was not a corporate expense within his company. The company didn't incur the debt. Abagnale had, so he had to take a bonus. The bonus was small, just $2.5 million. He got stuck paying taxes on the bonus, and the venture he took in paying the companies back cost him a lot more than he had ever taken. A question that many have asked in the past is, why was Frank Abagnale so difficult to catch? "I looked so much older, and I had never been fingerprinted. Really, that was the downfall. Everyone thought that I was 28, and there shouldn't have been a 28 year old that didn't have fingerprints on file, because of the draft and all. Once they realized I had to be a runaway, they started piecing things together very quickly. The other thing that made me difficult to catch, was the idea that none of my crimes were premeditated. I didn't sit in my room at night and look for ways to rip off the establishment. I was strictly an opportunist. If something came up, it had a chance at working out." Abagnale was glad that he was caught in the end, he was glad that it was finally over. He spent six months in a French prison, and his description of it was incredible. "They tried me first in France, and they never told me how long I was supposed to stay in their prison before being shifted to the next country. They took me down to the cell, and it was like a box. About 5 x 5 or 6 x 6 fete. They stuck me in this box, and there was a bucket inside of the box. The box was completely dark. I learned quickly that the bucket was the bathroom, and it never got emptied. By the time that I was out (6 months) the urine was knee deep in the cell. I went from 190 pounds to 109.1 was sick, and I thank God that the next stop was Sweden, because the judge there took one look at me and said 'When this man is well, and when he can stand before me, bring him back. For now, put him in the hospital.' " Abagnale would never do what he did once, again. Abagnale has always been fascinated by the idea that if you are dressed right, and look like you belong somewhere, people don't question you. People are usually so impressed by what they see around them, that they ignore everything else. Abagnale claims to have cashed some of the sloppiest checks when he first started out, and he wonders how he got away with it. He came to see that people don't cash checks, people cash people. Time was never taken to have a look at Abagnale's checks, because people were so busy wondering who he was. Now though, it's something else that fascinates Abagnale. "It's real ironic," he said, "but when I came out of prison, I thought that what I had done was wrong. I didn't want to tell anyone about my past. Then I was fired from that grocery store in Houston and one of the papers picked up on it and ran an article about who I really was. It didn't say anything bad, it just said that I was at one time a master thief, and now I was living in Houston. I saw the article, and had no intention of going home, because I was worried about the people in the complex where I was living. But, I finally had to go home, and all of the people thought I was a big hero — probably because everyone sees what I did as ripping the establishment off. Everybody feels like the establishment rips them off, and it made them feel just a little better to know that a kid had gotten away with it. It's not so much the criminal part that they admire, as much as the fact as someone did it." If Frank Abagnale had it to do all over again, he wouldn't. "You see, people see what I did as being very glamorous. But you see, glamour is in the eye of the beholder. I myself have never considered in my whole career any of what I've done as being glamorous. I certainly didn't find it very nice to be growing with my only mother being room service in some hotel, a different hotel most of th e time too. I think I gave up a great deal. It was a very lonely life, and I was smart enough to know that I'd get caught. When I finally was caught, I was glad it was over with. Today, I'm 33, going on 70.1 feel as if I 've wasted five years of my life as an imposter and five in prison. I don't know of anything that is worth going to prison for even a day. I consider that a big waste." "I used my reputation to make a living for myself," he said "because it was so negative, that was all I could do. I was paroled to Houston, and never intended to tell anyone who I really was. I called on the talents I had to do all of those things I had done before so that I could change my life to something positive. I think it's the greatest achievement of my life — to take something negative and make it positive. I turned things around. Believe me, I thank God every day that I was born in a country that allowed for mistakes. I made a mistake, and this country let me pay for that mistake and then held out it's hand and said 'come on back now, and be what you can be.' I feel very fortunate." From a 16 year old kid, to a man, overnight. From the world's greatest imposter to the man who helps America stop bouncing to the bank. He's led a full life, one that many people will only dream about. Abagnale has shown the world that not all dreams are as wonderful as they look. Test Anxiety Workshops set The Offices of Educational Support and Student Development are offering a workshop designed for students who are seeking help in coping with anxiety which is related to taking an exam or test. This four session workshop will be on March 8, 10, 22, 24 (Mondays and Wednesdays) from 1-2 p.m. Participants in the workshop will spend time identifying the causes of their test anxiety and will be offered specific suggestions for the prevention and treatment of their anxiety. Tapes by Richard Suinn will be used which teach deep muscle relaxation and the use of imagery for test anxiety desensitization. Students interested in attending this workshop should call Olivia Lui-Hayne at 553-2391 or Barbara Larson at 553-2122 for an appointment for an in-take interview. If you have questions cal either Olivia or Barbara. look Great. Feel Great. # PRECISION ^ fMt' Mm FOR GUYS AND GIRLS • 3532 MEACHEM RD. • 3519 52nd ST. (HWY 158) RACINE. Wl 53405 KENOSHA. Wl 53142 PHONE (414) 554-8600 PHONE (414) 654-6154 •j J Vi. Mon. Wed. 8-5:30 Tues. Thurs. Fri. 8-9 §at. 8-4 LI jq THIS COUPON WORTH * - I $1.00 OFF ANY SERVICE $ 1 00 Expires March 31st, 1982 • j Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special ! $35.95 _With This Ad j FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. "Seduction" not worth effort by Rick Luehr I will admit, when I want to see "The Seduction," I thought it might be a ripoff of "Play Misty For Me," but I was wrong . . . i t's not that good. The story concerns Jamie Douglas, a TV newscaster who is watched from afar by a photographer named Derek. Derek is in love with Jamie and he thinks that she is in love with him. He begins calling her and sending her gifts. Even though Jamie tells him to stop bothering her, Derek persists, still convinced that she loves him. Finally, this harassment gets out of hand, and Jamie's lover Brandon goes to the police. The police say that nothing can be done. As the movie goes on, Derek's harassment gets more intense, ending in a final confrontation between Jamie and Derek. There are many things wrong with this movie. The script is ridden with cliches and inane dialogue. It is never explained how Derek gets Jamie's phone number, or how he gets into her dressing room. In one scene, Derek goes into the newsroom, sits down at someone's desk, and types a note to Jamie. He is never questioned as to who he is and what he is doing. Characters are brought into the film for no apparent reason. At one point, Derek talks to one of Jamie's friends to try to get her to talk Jamie into seeing him. After she calls him a "slimy creep" and tells him to leave, Derek says, "You'll pay for that!" Do we ever see what Derek does to make her pay for it? No. In fact, her character is never seen or mentioned again. Near the end, the movie picks up pace and gets better, but it's too little and too late. The film's conclusion shows no imagination whatsoever. As Jamie, Morgan Fairchild has the best part(s) in the movie. She is forever bathing, showering, or swimming nude. However, most of the time the director merely teases the viewer with brief glimpses of Miss Fairchild's Alone...Terrified...Trapped like an animal. Now she's fighting back with the only weapon she has...Herself! MORGAN FAIRCHILD MICHAEL SARRAZIN VINCE EDWARDS ANDREW STEVENS Seduction. AVCO tMBASSV PICTURES admittedly lovely form. Andrew Stevens, who plays Derek, is a fairly convincing psycho. The rest of the cast, which includes Michael Sarrazin, Vince Edwards, and Colleen Camp, is wasted in throwaway roles. Overall, "The Seduction" is poorly acted, badly written, and resembles a TV movie or a soap opera rather than a major motion picture. I recommend that, if you want to see a movie that has more to offer than merely a frequently undressed, good - looking starlet, that you pass up "The Seduction." Reui'eu) Nicholson shines in dull "Border" by Bob Kiesling There's a coupkfof reasons to see "The Border". One of them is Jack Nicholson. He plays Charlie Smith, a new and slightly confused member of a border patrol unit in El Paso, Texas, considerably less gung - ho than his corrupt colleagues. Considering his surroundings, Nicholson does a good job. If you're a fan of blood and gore, that's another reason to see it. Nicholson, finally outraged by the dishonesty around him, stages a short and violent revolution against corruption. Unfortunately, those are the only two reasons to see "Border". If you haven't figured it out yet, this is a variation on the "good cop versus bad cop" theme. Never mind that it's set in Texas and the victims are mostly Mexican, there aren't any plot twists any Dirty Harry fan couldn't anticipate. The supporting cast, especially Charlie's credit - card wife Marcie (Valerie Perrine), doesn't have the depth of character they need to carry the plot to a believable conclusion. Supposedly, Marcie is a negative influence on her husband, whose impulse buying is what first drives Charlie Smith to go on the take. It doesn't last long, though, when Charlie discovers the extent of the patrol's involvement in drug and human traffic. When Charlie starts rocking the boat, his neighbor, also a patrolman, naturally leads the plot to have him snuffed out. The film has technical flaws, too. The soundtrack is one of the tackiest I've ever hear in a big - budget production. Director of Photography Ric Waite's shaky camera work never quite matches the dialog, and the feeble lighting makes the whole thing look as if i t were filmed under a blanket of L. A. smog. "The Border" doesn't live up to its billing as an honest - to - goodness human drama. It's just another movie in the "tough guy" genre. And for that, you're better off with Clint Eastwood. Burned Up Family planning hangs in there by Carol Burns It was bound to happen. Parkside has been into everything — day care centers, peer support groups, career counseling — and now, family planning. Of course, it has all been very discreet. In fact, right now only the Comm. Arts building has put the measures into action. There, the propagation of a species has been ingeniously prevented by the use of permanency. We're talking coat hangers here. Luckily, the hangers in that building are permanently attached. Those hummers have a way of multiplying when left to their own devices. Think of it — have you ever bought a metal coat hanger? Probably not. They just seem to appear in closets through their own volition. Sort of like life in a swamp. Imagine the mess of hangers we would have if they were free to move about. They'd wrestle with you when you'd try to hang up your coat. And you know how stubborn they can get when they're on your closet floor. Some people might think it is mean to prevent hangers from doing what they were meant to do. But we have to draw the line Coming Events Thursday, March 4 FILM at 1 p.m. in MOLN109 and at 6p.m. in MOLN163. The film is free and open to the public. Sponsored by Student Mobilization for Survival. Friday, March 5 COMEDIAN/MAGIC SHOW at 12 noon in Union Square featuring Mark Kornhouser. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE "Brubaker" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE/CONCERT at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "Wally Cleaver". Admission at the door is $2.00 for a Parkside student and $2.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, March 6 FAMILY DAY with demonstrations, workshops and activities for Parkside community and their families from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Call ext. 2200 f or registration information. VIDEO TAPES "The Cars" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union Square for the participants of Family Day. MOVIE "The Road to Bali" will be shown at 7 p. m. at the Golden Rondelle. Call 631-2154 for reservations. The movie is free and open to the public, and being sponsored by UW - Extension. Sunday, March 7 FILM at 4 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $2.50 for a student and $3.50 for others. Sponsored by the Kenosha Friends of the Library. MOVIE "Brubaker" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, March 8 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Prof. David Levin will talk on "The Concept of Class in Social Stratification and Marxist Theories." The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPES "The Cars" will be shown at 1 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, March 10 VIDEOTAPES "The Cars" willbe repeated at 1 p.m. in Union Square. MOVIE "Camille" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is free and open to the public. 'Chapter Two" performed well by Lisa Linstroth Neil Simon's "Chapter Two" was presented by the Alpha - Omega Players in the Union Theatre on Feb. 28. This was a performance well worth attending. Neil Simon is notorious for his fine plays and this cast credited his talent. The scenery used was a small backdrop that served for two apartments simultaneously. The set also included: a desk, two chairs, an end table and two telephones. It wasn't much to look at but the actors brought the stage to life. The play cast consisted of four actors, Wiley Wisdom (George Schneider), Rick Woods (Leo Schneider), Liza Howe (Jenni Malone), and Allison Dukes (Faye Medwick). These actors gave an outstanding performance. The audience was captivated during the entire play. The play was witty, funny, and touching. And the ability of these four actors to present a realistic performance was incredible. Thank you to the Alpha Omega Players, and the Parkside Activities Board's sponsorship, for a very pleasurable evening. somewhere. Who wants to walk into a room and find a gang of hangers shamelessly mating? What gives them the right to wantonly reproduce? Who's going to support all those unwanted hangers? For once, someone was thinking. Certain things have to be stopped before they get started. As far as Parkside's coat hangers are concerned, planned parenthood is the only answer. ATTENTION A LL STUDENTS Financial Aid funds for 1982-83are limited. Early applications are encouraged. Apply by March 15 for priority consideration. 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Drawing from his vast pool of musical knowledge, he writes songs that are not Top 40 oriented but could pass off as one anytime. His lyrics are humorous, usually about situations that would normally make anyone give up, but in his songs he always comes out on top. In "Burning" he says, "It was the sight of you in those ten dollar shoes that first made me jump for joy, your foreign kiss in Indianapolis, it's out on my mind, heartache anytime." In "My Heart Hurts" he says, "Even though I get it every day and I'm getting used to it, when it comes down to it, my Viewpoint College by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Republican National Committee supports a group of political youths called the College Republicans. Their goal is to make the youth of America active in government. The Reagan task - force may have answers for problems of what is considered by many to be a failing system. Catherine Turner is a member of the College Republicans. She and Michael Waldman go to various campuses in the midwest in an attempt to promote student activity in the American government. Turner states, "Our purpose is to find out who the Republicans on the campus are so they organize as a group and stand behind the issues and Republican candidates. It's important that the facts and figures are used, not opinion. People have to be willing to sort things out intelligently." Some of the issues are inflation, social security and federal regulations. Inflation seems to be a common concern among Americans. An increase in the amounts of money in circulation creates a decline in its value and a rise in price levels. Today's dollar is worth the paper it's printed on —• about .03 cents. In 1971, America left the gold standard heart hurts." He takes everything with a grain of salt, and with good reason. Nick Lowe, or Nick the Knife as he is known in this album, is actually a veteran solo artist with albums dating back almost 12 years. He's a product of the 50's, a child of the 60's, and a 70's artist struggling in the 80's. He's been around the best and the worst that rock and roll has had to offer. He's an encyclopedia of pop music in that respect. On this album he has top session musicians from New York playing everything from country rhythms to reggae punctuations. He produced this particular album, and had total artistic control. He's not out to put out a top 10 album, but rather a good album that's fun to listen to and easy to keep listening to. Sort of-like a record you'd take to a party. Side one starts out with "Burning," an uptempo Paul Simon - like song with a good piano riffing and our currency became irredeemable paper money. Some Republicans feel that the answer to the problem is bringing back the gold - based currency. This would create the restoration of a stable dollars. Social security is an issue that many people have mixed emotions about. Because Social Security pays out more than it takes in, it is seen as a threat to our financial solvency. Reducing the outflow of funds is felt to be the only responsible approach to this problem. Raising taxes to cover the system would only lead to the repetition of the same mistake. There are 41,000 government regulations on the hamburger. The Lyric Opera of C hicago has announced the operas that are scheduled for the fall season 1982, and the Parkside Opera Guild reminds those who might wish to attend the Saturday night D-l series of five operas that the Guild arranges bus tours to Chicago for these events. The operas are: Sept. 25, "Tristan Und Isolde" by Richard Wagner (in German); Oct. 23, "Cosi Fan Tutte" by Mozart (in between verses. The chorus is done with two tracks of vocals, one high and one low. The next tune is a reggae - type of song called "Heart." It has a America is perceived as the country caught in red tape. Regulations cost a lot of money. About $700 is added to the price of the car, due to the hidden cost of regulations. Every American family paid more than $1000 l ast year in regulatory costs. Turner continued, "Information is so important, but yet so uncommon. People have to realize that it's their money. They should be concerned about how it's spent. As American citizens, we are very irresponsible to each other in our behavior. A first step in helping out would be people seeing what's right and wrong within their own community and work together to find a remedy." Italian); Nov. 6, "La Voix Humaine" by Poulenc (in English) and "I Pagliacci" by Leoncavallo (in Italian); Nov. 20, "Madama Butterfly" by Puccini (in Italian); and Dec. 4, "Luisa Miller" by Verdi (in Italian). For further ticket and bus information, call the Parkside Opera Guild, in care of University Extension at Parkside, phone (414) 553-2312. The registration deadline is March 13. standard pop format with the chorus modulating up to a subdominant major. The organ hooks and the twangy guitar adds to a colorful instrumental solo. The third is a rip - roaring back -. talk song called "Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine." It bites musically, lyrically, and it flows like wine. This is a great party song. It's got a chorus everyone can identify with at one time or another. "Queen of Sheba" is a fiftyish song with a couple of well - placed breaks and "My Heart Hurts" has a "Sweet Jane" type of structure and chords, too. "Couldn't Love You" is a legitimate love song sung with an acoustic guitar in the mode of "As Tears Go By." Great stuff. Side two takes off with "Let Me Continued From Page One work. Nevertheless, he did accomplish that and in addition coauthored journal articles. In view of the fact that he also has four years of previous teaching experience in Scotland, why hasn't he been given the chance to show how researchful he can be? Vice - Chancellor Lorman Ratner answered that question indirectly when he was interviewed on the topic of tenure or denial. He explained, "This is a tough field — one must meet demands." He went on to say of the school's democratic system, that it allows for mistakes. "We're all non-infallible. Somtimes we make the wrong decisions and realize it later." He also added that we must live up to our ex- Kiss You." It's about a guy who falls for a girl and his opening line is, well, "let me kiss you." "Too Many Teardrops" is a tribute to John Mayall's Bluesbreakers, while "Ba Doom" is a tribute to Fats Domino. "Raining Raining" is a country song that tells a story of a man who laments, all because it's raining. The last two songs on the album are actually throwaways. "One's Too Many" reminds one of a cross between the theme songs from "Happy Days" and "Bozo's Circus," with a blues guitar superimposed over a latin based rhythm section with maracas in the back. "Zulu Kiss" speaks for itself. It comes off similar to "I Am the Walrus" of Sergeant Pepper and it's about "nymphos on pills" who want to "zulu kiss" everything. As you can see, every song has its particular message and feel and nothing goes wasted on long ego - inspiring solos or tedious sound effects. At today's record prices, this album's a bargain. My favorites are: "Stick It Where the Sun Don't Shine," "Let Me Kiss You," "Ba Doom," and "My Heart Hurts." They are all mixtures of pop lyrics, country rhythms, Top 40 hooks, and reggae guitars. You could even call some songs "third wave." It's obvious that Nick Lowe has enjoyed himself creating this album and I've enjoyed listening to it, trying to figure out his witty lyrics and catchy hooks. I'd recommend it for any record collection and I'd give it a B-plus. pectations. "If you are expected to accomplish something by a certain time, you must live up to it." Next he implied that a good instructor whose popularity with the students, in the form of making a class entertaining more so than educational, is likely to subordinate research to teaching, therefore lacking in current knowledge of the area(s) being presented 10 students. The students, on the other hand, feel as though they are being cheated out of the power they have in tenure decision - making. Is another mistake going to be made by terminating Jim Bearden? It is the students who stand to lose the most — a good education. Nicaragua Continued From Page Five were killed. Men, women and children all were killed — 4000 in four months. All assassinated. We knew from about 1973 on that there wouldn't be any solution to this, except a violent revolution. We didn't want it to be violent, but there was must no other answer. The people that came to Parkside to speak about their homeland don't see themselves as Marxist/Lenin followers. They are people struggling to find a way to survive and find some sort of happiness in the meek lives they live. Remember ATTENTION lume W TM USER: It is with regret we have to announce that the Parkside Union Automatic Bank Teller will soon be removed due to its limited amount of u se. It is hoped that at some future date the service may again be returned to campus when the Kenosha Banking community takes a different position regarding T.Y.M.E. If y ou have specific questions, please call ext. 2294 or 2201 bet ween 8:00 AM a nd 4:30 PM. Director, The Parkside Union "Parkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — MUDC HOUSE DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. The Place To Buy Records" Phone 654*2932 Opera schedule announced Republicans organize Tenure decisions to VOTE March I 0 S II paid advertisement ^ R A N G E R Thursday, March 4,1982 P.S.G.A. Constitution paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association Inc. Constitution Art A ] in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student' Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to en force and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., Inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section l. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., inc shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the absence of the Vice- President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public In the P.S.G.A., Inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice-President or in the case of the Vice-President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution, or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsidertlon with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If any bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed It. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the veto. Section 8. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoing bv ,his . ^?.ct'on '• The Senate of the P.S.G A Inc stit tionVKe ,he. P0Wer ,0 amend 'his com Velatf I L ,wo"'hirds vote of the entire Senate. In the event of an amendment beina ^Sns.e"bHy ,hfhSe"ate' said amendment shall th I t °.n ballot o' the next election If !nS;a;n.ts .«»"itm the amendment by a i v0,e' if sha" be added to the Constitution. If the students vote against it he asTnantemd^Will(be deleted' ln the event Jit Sana,e does n°t confirm the proposed hTi' xa'd amendment will not appear that c • 6 pr°P°nent of an amendment that is turned down may, if he or she so tSeT'secCn2he Pr°CedUreS ** Up in Ar When amendments are up for approval they hauL Tar °n ,he 0ctober and March ballots. In cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to trv all impeachments. When sitting for that Whin^h dV Sba" be °f 0a,h or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A , Inc is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shaM preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two-thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the r.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice-President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice- President elect enters on the execution of the office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while In office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment. If, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice-President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line-item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the « y a mai°ri'V vote of the ^ squired written reports shall be within on 10 T'tin9 and shaM be received rem.ILt °f ,he Presentation of such quest to the r-.S.G.A., inc. member being required to furnish the report. w^£r*!!iden1 ShaM have ,he power' bV and with the advice and consent of the Legislative nLovvi Jf(Lhe.P'S G'A'' lnc',0 si9n contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P S G A Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed The President, Vice-President and all officers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S G A Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple maiority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A,, Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section l. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc, shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the . student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services, Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs) and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non-voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1. The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chancellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection of the Committees' recommendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate. In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore in negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated "Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., Inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition. Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - Parkside binding contracts. ARTICLE V Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice - President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice-President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or f rsonal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. VOTE MARCH 10 & 11 REFERENDUMS: • Do you support a peace - time military draft? • Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce of marijuana? • Which do you favor in the Union Square — a juke box, more - often changing music on a jukebox, a stereo system, or other? • Do you know if there is a housing system on campus? • Do you agree to support the UW System Student Lobby United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50 cents per semester? 10 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER by Tammy Shuemate This past weekend, Parkside hosted the NCAA II National Wrestling Tournament which resulted in Parkside's Dan Winter being named All - American for the sixth time in his wrestling career. During the preliminary bouts, Winter, at 134, defeated Jay Patterson of Morgan State by an 8- 5 decision. He then defeated David Navarre of Humbolt 9-5 in the second round and went on to att ain another victory with a 12-4 decision over Willie Dye of Pembroke in the third round. In the semi - finals, Winter was defeated by Mike Garcia of Central Missouri 9-8 and Ted Navarre of Eastern Washington 7- 4. Garcia later went on to become the national champion in the 134 weight class. In his sixth and final match, Winter took fifth place overall and attained All - American status by overcoming George Stone of Northern Michigan with a 13-6 decision. Other Parkside wrestlers who competed, but did not place were Matt Kluge, Mike Muckerheide and Brian Irek. Kluge, at 126, beat Jack Greegne of North Dakota State 12- 5, but then lost to Don Stevens of Southern Illinois University - Edwardsville 11-7. At 150, Mike Muckerheide lost his only match to Randy Goette of South Dakota State 14-7. Brian Irek, at 177, won his first match by the disqualification of Joe Glowacki of Central Connecticut. In Irek's second preliminary match, he was defeated by Joe Loose of Mankato State 8-6 and in his third and final Photo by Mark Sanders DAN WINTER pins opponent. match Irek was defeated by Dave Iverson of Northern Michigan 19- 6. The ten new national champions as a result of this tournament are: Adam Cuestas at 118 of California State - Bakersfield; his brother, Dan Cuestas at 126, also from Bakersfield; Mike Garcia at 134 of Central Missouri; Mike Langais at 142 of North Dakota State; Gary Erwin at 150 from Jacksonville State University; Perry Shea at 158 from Bakersfield; Mike Cribbs at 167 of Lake Superior State; Mark Loomis at 177 of Bakersfield; Jeff Ermont at 190 of Ashland College, and in the unlimited weight division, Mark Rigatuso from Nebraska - Omaha. The top team scores are California State - Bakersfield with a score of 166.5, North Dakota State with 78.75 and Southern Illinois - Edwardsville with 61.75. Of the 49 colleges that participated, Parkside placed 24th with a score of 13.5. Parkside's Coach Koch felt that his wrestlers did extremely well, although his goal was to have a national champion. Some of the problems that hampered Dan Winter from achieving his coach's goal of becoming a national champion were due to an elbow injury which occurred earlier in the season and a broken nose suffered during the tournament. "He (Winter) probably has been one of the best wrestlers we have ever had at Parkside," Koch said. Winter now holds a 103-22 car eer record. Although Koch was pleased with his wrestlers' performances, he feels that they have learned a lot and he is now anticipating the FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR S TOP IN FOR DETAILS 5</«% Intorast H Yoar Daily Balance Is *500.00 «r Moral WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU CROW! fwfrs t=t IhI HUM HOMING LENDER Photo by Mark Sanders WRESTLING COACH KOCH (right). final tournament of the season — the NAIA Nationals to be held in Forest Grove, Oregon on March 4- 6. Winter, along with Kluge, Muckerheide, Irek and Paul Roth will be competing in that tournament. Even with this final tournament still ahead, Koch is already looking forward to next season. Even though Dan Winter, the lost senior, will not be back, Koch feels confident with sophomores Kluge, Muckerheide and Irek and junior Paul Roth. "We think we've got the nucleus for a real fine team next year," he said. "We've got a couple of boys coming back and another boy that transferred in here by the name of Ted Keyes from the University of Nebraska. I think he's probably been the top wrestler to come out of this area, this state, in the last couple of years. He had a scholarship to wrestle at the University of Nebraska and he'll be a real asset to our team next year." Koch went on to say that "Dan Winter's brother, Mike, had a record of about 75 wins and maybe two, three losses i n the last two years at Waukesha Tech and he's probably going to transfer here next year." Another Parkside wrestler, Mike Vania, who was hurt early in the year, is also one of the top wrestlers. He transferred to Parkside from Pacific University, where he was a two - time All - American. Said Koch, "He would've been a real asset to our team this year." So the outlook for next year's wrestling team seems quite promising. Koch said, "We've got the makings of possibly the best team we've ever had next year," however, he went on to add, "but the injuries, you know, things like that can change the outlook in a hurry." SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR - FOR ALL SPORTS TROOHCO AND AWARDS FAST. M-HOUSC ENORAVWQ BCRVKf TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR. • BROOKS • TIGER • NIKf • PUMA • PONY • CONVEREc • SPOT-OUST • SAUCONY • SPALDING • NEW BALANCE HOURS: MOK.-FM. IMS AJH. - IOO PM. SAT 1M0 AM -1:00 P.M. CLQAtO SUNDAYS A HOLIDAYS KIT. 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The two had received passing grades in the course after meeting all requirements except for the completion of term papers. Their passing grades for the course were changed to failing grades Monday afternoon, thus makng them ineligible immediately for further intercollegiate competition under NAIA rules. by Doug Edenhauser This was the release that arrived on head coach Steve Stephens desk at approximately 4:35 p. m. Monday afternoon. The big game against Eau Claire was less than three hours away,. John Herndon didn't find out until 6 p. m. as he was on the training table getting his ankles taped for the game. } The Parkside - Eau Claire game has become a tradition for the district championship for years. This year's meeting, however, was not for the title. Eau Claire had recently lost three games and came in second in their conference to Stevens Point. The winner of Monday night's game would face Stevens Point for the title. For Parkside, Eau Claire would have been a most formidable opponent with the two big men in the lineup. Without them, it seemed like the Rangers forgot about their apparent lack of talent, compared to Eau Claire, and were playing with their hearts. With Herndon and Webb out of he lineup the Rangers lost more than 26 points and 17 rebounds a game from the team's average It also took away 10 fouls from the center postion. • If C!f5e came away from the battle with a 86 - 80 victory and a chance to equal Parkside's record of four consecutive trips to the NAIA national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers also had to contend with Eau Claire's senior All - American Tony Carr, a 6 - 3 guard who averages 25.9 points a game and is a shoe - in to be named first team All - American again this season. Ranger Charles Perry had the unenviable task of guarding Carr Monday night and although Carr scored 28 points to lead both teams. Perry hounded him and kept him from really going crazy. The game seemed to run in streaks, with Eau Claire running off six or seven straight points only to see the Rangers go on their own short spurt to pull back to within a point or two. The Rangers used the quickness of their three guard lineup to keep pressure on the Blugolds. That lineup however, left the Rangers far short on the inside and allowed Eau Claire to work the ball inside for a lot of easy baskets. This was revealed in the game's final statistics, as Eau Claire shot a truly amazing 70 per cent for the game, including 84 per cent in the second half, missing on just four of 25 shots. "They knew we were short inside," said Stephens, "and they took advantage of i t." If is a big word, and sometimes it's not good to use it, but if the Rangers had their two big men in the lineup they may have been able to stop, or at least slow down Eau Claire's inside game. At least that's what senior guard Dave McLeish thought. "If we had those two guys we would have won it," he said. In the stands you could hear tans all over saying that ihey wasted four dollars. That was after the announcer said that numbers 34 and 50 would be scratched from the Parkside roster. They were surprised, b^ever, when the Rangers ran oft the last minute and a half of th e clock and tied the game at 31 at the buzzer. The teams played even for the first three minutes of the second half when the Rangers took their last lead of t he game at 40 - 39. The Blugolds went on from there to maintain a lead of between four and 11 points for the remander of the contest. With the loss, as it turned out, the game was the last for Parkside's successful coaching duo of Steve Stephens and Rudy Collum. Collum, the assistant coach, was notified before the season that because of budget cuts his contract as a teacher would not be renewed, and he would not have a job here as of June 1. Stephens decided that he would not want to run a one man operation and announced that he would retire at the end of the season as basketball coach. Along with the standing ovations each of them got from the crowd, they got the most out of their players during the game. Center freshman Ray Duckworth played his best game of the year scoring 23 points and grabbing 12 rebounds. "Duck came ready to play," commented Stephens, after the game. "They were all ready to play. They've been kicked in the tail sometimes this year and they just keep coming back. There wasn't a kid out there that didn't play his heart out." Freshman guard Darron Brittman tied Duckworth for team scoring honors with 23 points. Perry added 18, which was right on his season's team leading average of 1 8.2. Pfioto by Mark Sanders STEVE STEPHENS coaches Ray Duckworth during a time out. It could be said that the Rangers were defeated on the free throw line. Parkside was called for 23 fouls for the game to just 12 for Eau Claire. Parkside converted on six of only eight attempts from the line while the Blugolds made 16 of 26 attempts. It could also be said that if Eau Claire didn't get its points from the line, they would have got them from somewhere else. Although they seemed to be stoppable Monday night, their 23 - 5 record indicates that they know how to win. The Rangers, by the way, advanced to the Eau Claire game by handily defeating Northland College by a score of 87 - 66 last Wednesday. Parkside's starting guard trio of Perry, Brittman, and McLeish accounted for 53 points as the Rangers out - quicked Northland, who has never been much trouble for the Rangers. The Rangers ended the season with a 14 - 15 record, a deceptive one in that seven losses came against NCAA Division I foes. What the future holds for Parkside basketball is very much up in the air at this moment. Whatever it may be, Parkside fans should consider themselves lucky to have seen what they have seen over the years. Inside UW-P sports A different perspective of the game — from the stands by Greg Bonofiglio Forget the fact that every member of Eau Claire's starting line up was taller than Parkside's starting five. Forget the fact that Parkside started three freshmen, whereas Eau Claire started three seniors. Forget , the fact that Parkside's starting center and starting forward were declared academically ineligible to play in the game. The difference in the game was at the free throw line. Eau Claire hit on 16 of 26 from the line; Parkside connected on six of eight. Prior to the start of the game, Parkside center Wilbert Webb and forward John Herndon were ruled academically ineligible to play for the remainder of the season. The ruling came after the two players had failed to meet a March 1 Knoio Dy Mark Sanders FAN SUPPORT was more abundant at Monday night's game an it h as been in the past. deadline for submitting term papers for courses they had taken last semester. Both players were given an extension period to submit term papers for courses that they had passed last semester. The Blugolds free throw edge came about when the Rangers, in an attempt to catch up, were forced to foul Eau Claire late in the game. Eau Claire shot 84 percent from the field in the second half, as the Blugolds shifted to an inside game. The contest marked the end of Steve Stephens' 13 year tenure as UW-Parkside coach. Stephens announced his resignation at the start of this season. His decision, came in part as a response to the de - emphasis of the University's basketball program. The game also marked the final appearance of assistant coach Rudy Collum. One couldn't help but have an eerie feeling for what the future holds for the Parkside basketball program. At the beginning of the game, announcer Lou DiCastri instructed the capacity crowd to stand and participate in the National Anthem. The crowd stood in silence for what seemed to be a long nervous minute. Something was wrong. The flag was missing. Someone forgot to put the flag up. Either that or the flag was another victim of the budget cuts. A slight rumbling filtered through the crowd as the organist, in apparent desperation, struggled through the beginning of the National Anthem. When it was finished, the crowd, in utter disbelief, returned to their seats. Parkside outscored Eau Claire 15-5 in the last six minutes and nineteen seconds of the first half to tie it up at 31 apiece. In the second half, Parkside came out fast and took an early 40- 39 lead. But Eau Claire quickly regained the lead and went up 58- 54 at the 8:45 mark. The Blugolds put on a 16-4 sc oring spurt in the next two and one - half minutes and went up 72-58 with six minutes and twelve seconds left in game. Parkside's last min rally fell short and the sea: came to a solemn end. The Parkside faithful, abs« for much of the year, came out strength to cheer the Range Coach Stephens and assist; coach Collum were both gi\ standing ovations near the end the game. It was indeed the end an era for Parkside basketb; Photo by Mark Sanders CORNELL SADLER shoots for two over Eau Claire. 12 Thursday, March 4,1982 RANGER Fencing Rangers comeback by Karen Norwood Sports Editor The Parkside men's and women's fencing team travelled to Cleveland, OH this past weekend and took on such names as Cleveland State, Ohio State, Miami of Ohio, Oberlin College and Case Western Reserve. All three of the men's teams (foil, epee and sabre) were short one member, and accordingly each team had to forfeit three bouts to each school. The team members that were there, however, did quite well, especially when compared with recent matches. The men's foil team did well, with Bruce Klappauf finishing the day with an 11-4 record. Klappauf won all three of h is bouts against Cleveland State and Oberlin College. Klappauf also managed to win two of three bouts against Miami of Ohio. Terry Eisenbart, a new face on the fencing team as of this fall, brought up his average by winning four bouts during the day. The men's sabre team did extremely well for the day as Sam Waller, also new to the fencing team, went over fifty percent with an 8-7 record. Steve Kalmar, who joined the fencing team just this semester, surprised a few by ending up the day with a 6-9 record. The men's epee team did not do quite as well as they would have liked but didn't do all that badly last Saturday. Mark Spiess, recently back from the Junior Olympics, concluded the day with a 5-10, as Tom Ogle, the captain of the men's epee team, also finished up with 5-10. Spiess won two of three bouts against Miami of Ohio while Ogle won all three of his. Ogle also took two against Oberlin, but neither Spiess nor Ogle managed anything against Ohio State. The women's team did very well last Saturday, losing to only one school, Ohio State. The women's team, not being plagued with a shortage of fencers, had ample opportunity to show their talent. Sabine Claus, the star fencer for the team, ended the day with an 11-4 record, losing three of the four to Ohio State, and the fourth to the host school, Case Western Reserve. Another new face on the mostly new team was Peggy Perozzo, who wrapped up the day with a 7-8 score. The women's CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. 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The fencing team has ended its regular season, and now a few of Parkside's best fencers will be moving to the Great Lakes tournament that will be held next weekend in Detroit, MI. BRUCE KLAPPAUF makes a fatal mistake. Photo by Karen Norwood PERSONALS THANKS Sharon. Richard. AWW SHUCKS, N.E.! That's really sweet of you. DR. DREW, I'm sorry to inform you that the cheerleaders have changed their minds! BRENDA BUCHANAN is the campus all round Winter Carnival champion! Congratulations!! VOTE KEN MEYER for SUFAC March 10 and 11! (TED) - You are 10 of the most lousiest photographers we know of. HEY INFER! How's your complex today? SABINE - How much for 15 minutes? M.S. Improve your memory. Order this memo board now-before you forget! ¥%4mSm And remember, good times stir with Seagrams 7 Crown. KK? A?EhR,"N WHISKEY-A BLEND. 80 PROOF are trademarks of the Seven-Up Company C 1982 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 21, March 4, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA election Grievance filed PSGA Presidential hopefuls talk by 7 .Ipff Jeff Wirlfc Wicks Students had a chance to see and hear the PSGA presidential candidates for this year's elections Monday afternoon when The Ranger sponsored a presidential forum in mid - Main Place. Approximately 100 people attended the event, which was moderated by the Ranger Editor, Ken Meyer. Each of the four candidates made a speech first, with a question session afterward. The first person to speak was Mike Axelson, a write - in candidate. Axelson spoke about the "basic problem" of student apathy, and stressed more student responsibility and awareness in student government. "It is the problem of apathy that I have tried to find a solution to;" he said. "I am aware of the other issues that confront us at Parkside, but I feel that the number one problem is apathy," he said. Next to speak was Jim Kreuser, the incumbant who is running for a second term. Kreuser pointed out major achievements of his past performance as President, including the pad outside the Union being extended and fenced in. "My biggest concern was our biggest tradition, The End," he said. "There was a possibility of limiting it, and this, at least in the short run, will not limit The End." Kreuser also mentioned the first United Council meeting ever held at Parkside in June, and the fact that a new bookstore company was unanimously decided to take over for next fall. "I've been to many University Committees, and I believe all the Faculty Senate meetings, and I have a good rapport with them (faculty), and they are really willing to listen to students' concerns. I'm sorry to say that my colleagues Jim Bearden by Ken Meyer Editor PSGA presidential candidate Phil Pogreba filed an official grievance with the Elections Committee Monday against fellow candidate, current PSGA President Jim Kreuser. The following is the text of Pogreba's grievance letter to the committee: "On Sunday, Feb. 28 at approximately 10:40 p. m. four members of my campaign committee and myself entered the building with the intent to put up posters. As we were unrolling posters and getting organized to put them up a security guard came up to us and said we had to leave the building. While we were putting the posters away the security guard stayed and watched us. While I was in the office putting the posters away the security guard was telling Kathy, one of my campaign committee chairs, that personally he didn't care if we put them up but that 'he' called and that he wanted us out of the building. When asked who 'he' was he replied, Jim Kreuser, who was working in the Union building. He then went on to say that he didn't know much of what was going on in student government but that he knew Jim personally and that Jim had done personal favors for him in the past. "When I returned to school the next day there were posters of Mr. Kreuser's up that hadn't been there the night before. When I got to the PSGA office I learned that Mr. Kreuser had stayed in the building all night. "There are a few questions I would like to ask. First of all, what was Mr. Kreuser's jurisdiction in buildings other than the Union building? What is the policy for university employees showing favoritism for PSGA candidates? How trustworthy is a security guard that performs favors for favors? If a rule exists for one party, does it not apply to another or are some people above the law? "I trust there will be an investigation into this matter so it can be resolved quickly." Pogreba and Kreuser met with Dean of Student Life Dave Pedersen Monday to discuss the issue. Pedersen will investigate Pogreba's complaint by talking to Director of Campus Security Ronald Brinkman about the policy concerning students in the building after hours. The campus used to close at midnight on Sundays, but was changed to 10:30 p. m. almost a year ago, Brinkman told Ranger. Signs posted by the doorways give Continued On Page Seven Photo by Masood Shafiq ^ MEYER (far left) moderates forum with the four PSGA presidential candidates (from I. to r Mike Axelson, Jim Kreuser, Loretta Lacy and Phil Pogreba). Pogreba wins presidential poll have not been to any of these," Kreuser said. The third candidate, Loretta Lacy spoke next, saying that if elected, she would address "the issues that concern every student at Parkside, as well as students at every University in Wisconsin." Lacy stated that she would attack the rising tuition and book costs, and oversee the new bookstore's intitial operation. She also stressed the need for a book rental system which she would also seek to be installed on campus. "At the present time, I don't feel that the Parkside Student Government is being run to its fullest capacity. I don't feel the present administration really realizes how much power it has," Lacy said. Lacy also stressed the need for more parking spaces and adequate lighting in the parking lot. The last candidate to speak was Phil Pogreba, who is currently President Pro Tempore of the Senate. "By working with the Senate over the year, I've learned the organizational structure of PSGA and how it works," he said. "The Senate has made great strides this year in making sure that the students' voices are heard on issues that affect them. What I'd like the Senate to do over the next year is strengthen the ground they covered. Get the procedures used to achieve those goals down to an art so that from now on it will be routine," Pogreba said. Pogreba denounced student apathy and said that if elected, he would help to create more "unity among the students". A random survey was conducted Monday concerning the PSGA presidential election concluding today (Thursday). Seventy - five students (38 female and 37 male) were randomly selected and asked the following question: "I'm taking an independent survey or poll — out of the four students running for PSGA president, which are you planning to vote for?" Phil Pogreba received 34 vot es, Jim Kreuser 20, Loretta Lacy 17 and Mike Axelson four. Out of the students asked, 35 attended the presidential forum held Monday afternoon and 40 did not. Students who answered that they did not intend to vote were not included in the survey. Remember that this was only a random survey, thus the results were not scientificaly derived. The renewal criteria: Nonrenewal decision discussed by Ken Meyer Editor On March 4 the PSGA Senate heard information about Sociology instructor Jim Bearden's nonrenewal of contract from a student representing a student group protesting the nonrenewal decision. A group of about 12 students have been working for the past few weeks trying to bring the issue out in the open, hoping for support to reverse the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The group of students have collected over 200 signatures on a petition and held a rally yesterday in support of Bearden. Sue Larsen, Vice - President of the Sociology Club, addressed the Senate last week, saying "We're doing as much as we can and support from the student government would be more than welcome." This was the first time the issue was brought up to the Senate, so no action was taken. PSGA Senator Mike Pfaffl said, "I think that as representatives of the students at Parkside, we have an important stake here. Myself, I feel if certain people and ideas are kept off an organization on campus, it will affect many other students." Larsen read to the Senate a letter Bearden received from Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner stating the reasons for the decision not to renew Bearden's contract. The nonrenewal decision came from the Executive Committee of the Behavorial Science Division, made up of senior faculty members within the division. Ratner's letter, dated Feb. 18, stated: "The reason for this recommendation has to do with Mr. Bearden's record and program of research and scholarly activity. The committee was not satisfied with Mr. Bearden's progress in producing the quality research expected of a faculty member in his discipline." "Mr. Bearden's teaching activities were evaluated as good and were not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation. His service activities were seen as adequate to date and were also not a factor in the nonrenewal recommendation." "On balance, the Committee was unable to give Mr. Bearden an endorsement of the kind that would warrant a positive recommendation for contract renewal." JIM BEARDEN Larsen said, "Nonrenewal of a contract is very rarely done on this campus — even more rare when it's a new faculty member like Jim Bearden, who has only been here a year and a half." Larsen called the committee's decision on the basis of inadequate research "pretty rediculous because of the fact that he's been here a year and a half and just finished his Ph.D. No one . . . can publish a book while working on their dissertation." Continued On Page Two The following is the criteria for renewal of faculty appointments and granting tenure, according to UWPF 6.07. Faculty appointments may be granted only upon the recommendation of the executive committee of an academic division and the chancellor. An academic division executive committee shall forward its recommendations for certain appointments or promotions directly to the Personnel Review Committee. Criteria: (a) The decision regarding a recommendation to renew an appointment or to make a tenure appointment shall be based primarily on a faculty member's contribuion in the areas of teaching, creative activity, and service. Special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. At the academic division level, programmatic considerations Shall also be taken into consideration. Every recommendation for renewal or granting of tenure shall be accompanied by a statement setting forth the evaluations in each area on which the recommendation is based. (b) Teaching Definition — Teaching includes any activity related to course development, course presentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of student progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Evaluation — The source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, video tapes of presentations, and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality. (b) Creative Activity Definition — Creative activity consists of contributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his / her peers within his / her discipline, art or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances and literary works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Evaluation — Quality shall be considered more important than quantity in the evaluation of creative activity. There should be evidence of sustained creative activity. (d) Service Definition •— Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW Parkside or the UW System; community service includes only those contributions in which the faculty member represents UW Parkside or his profession; and professional service includes contributions to the administration, governance and operation of professional organizations. Evaluation — Evaluation of service shall be based on an assessment of the overall quality of the record of service. Contributions in all three areas of service shall not be required. (e) Programmatic considerations include an assessment of the present and future needs of an academic program, and the relative importance to the program of the faculty member under review. (f) The relative importance of the criteria of teaching, creative activity, and service, and programmatic considerations, shall be judged by the faculties of the academic divisions, except that special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching. 2 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Editorial VSOOOO! «OC«COCOCCOOOOOCCOOOOOOOOeOOOOO©OOS' Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. oocccooocwcoccoooccaaccosceoccooccososccooocoos Forum s uccessful, el ection d isgraced The forum of PSGA presidential candidates Monday, sponsored by Ranger, was a success — t he attendance was at least 125. That doesn't sound like much, but considering student interest in past PSGA elections this qualifies as a success. V oter turnout (last year was 12 percent) should also be improved. This year's presidential election has drawn much attention and has turned into a bitter, hard - fought campaign. Not only has a grievance been filed with the Elections Committee, but rumors have been rampant, candidate behavior questionable and elections posters vandalized. The destruction of election posters was common this election and the childish vandals are a blemish on the university. Maybe they don't know the severity of the punishment (a few years ago a student was placed on disciplinary probation and barred from involvement in any student organization) or maybe they just don't care. But whatever the reason, those responsible should remember they are now in college and should act their age. Reagan succeeds where others have failed by Chuck Ostrowski Despite my ardent opposition to the programs and policies of President Reagan, I must admit that he's succeeded immeasurably where other presidents have failed. No president has singly caused the political rejunivation of this country the way Ronald Reagan has. Of course, he's done it not through positive and idealistic initiatives the way President Kennedy tried, but through conservative fanaticism that has profited the small minority at the top of the economic and social ladder while tyrannizing the large majority in the middle and at the bottom. His many policies, represented by James Watt's environmental "initiatives" and Secretary Haig's and Weinberger's right - wing ideological bullshit, to Attorney General Smith's non - prosecution of conglomerate mergers and prosecution of non - registered 18 year-olds, has triggered something! Grassroot campaigns representing wide - ranging interests, including women's suffrage, nuclear power, disarmament, the environment, the arts, and education have emerged everywhere. Never before has the President's power to inflict pain, discomfort, and anger; and pleasure, comfort, and happiness been apparent. Usually the Chief Executive has used the office to promote the betterment of life for all citizens, not just the few who directly control him. And the strange thing about that is President Reagan putting this policy of helping the "poor rich guys" in the center of his economic programs and social policies. He not only believes in supporting the wealthy, he's incredibly brash enough to do it openly — and as the cornerstone of his "economic revitalization program" (whatever that means) no less! This could mean two things. One, that President Reagan considers himself a one - term office holder, and thus has decided to go for broke and not bend to prevailing pressures; or two, that President Reagan considers himself a two - term office holder and is incredibly out - of - touch with the electorate. If the former, only God can help us. If the latter, he's in for quite a shock come. November. Why God could only help us is pretty much self - explanatory. The results of an all - out push by the President of the United States, -and especially this one, would be devestating. Not only would it, as we have seen by some of Reagan's recent initiatives, push back civil rights gains several decades and make equal treatment of women through legislation non - existant, it also would cause irreparable damage to the environment, a further widening between economic classes, and a general attitude on the part of government favoring bootstraps over any real, meaningful social and employment programs. But if, on the other hand, Reagan considers himself a two - term president, why is he acting like Karl Marx's alterego? Surely he can't believe alienation of millions of people constitutes support? In theory, alienation means non r s upport! There is a third explanation for President Reagan's actions. He could be just as sincere and level - headed as he appears. Maybe he does actually believe that, yes, the betterment of all would be best advanced through economic programs benefiting the rich and advantaged. Maybe we should look closer at the economic costs of pollution - control systems. Maybe rehabilitation of housing, funding of mass - transit, and availability of day - care facilities should be left to the private sector. Any maybe every college student would be better served if government funding were cut - off, and we spent seven years studying for a bachelors degree instead of four. Maybe this is the right way to go. But then again, maybe not. Bearden contract not renewed Continued From Page One Larsen said the committee didn't do justice when it said his teaching abilities were evaluated as good. "They were excellent," said Larsen, who has gone through student evaluations of Bearden's teaching. Larsen also sat on the search and screen committee that brought Bearden to Parkside and had a full vote in the committee's actions. - There have been many rumors circulating since the nonrenewal PUSHING THE ATOMIC CLOCK FORWARD Coach Stephens has done great job Dear Editor: Last evening, your UWParkside Rangers lost a Men's Basketball NAIA Playoff game to a strong UW-Eau Claire team. UW-Parkside suffered another major loss last night. The Parkside - Eau Claire game marked the end of Steve Stephens' most successful coaching career at your school. All of us involved in athletics at Lakeland College are sorry to see him go. Steve has been with your basketball program since its inception and our Lakeland Muskies have competed with his Rangers, often unsuccessfully, each and every year. I would like to make a few comments about your Coach Stephens. Steve Stephens has built a basketball program from scratch and has given Parkside teams which have gained respect throughout the United States. His teams have always been highly competitive and extremely well - coached. They were sound fundamentally, played excellent defense, rebounded with authority, and were poised. The Stephens - coached Rangers played hard but clean basketball and never seemed to quit regardless of the score. Coach Stephens is a GENTLEMAN on and off the court. He has earned tremendous respect from knowledgable basketball leaders throughout the nation and the multitude of special honors that his peers have bestowed upon this outstanding athletic leader speak well of Steve Stephens the MAN, and Steve Stephens the COACH. Parkside has been most fortunate to have Coach Stephens in charge of the Men's Basketball Program. His act will be most difficult to follow. I am hopeful that the UWParkside administration, faculty, students, and alumni realize what a great job Steve has done in giving your school a truly "class" basketball operation. Sincerely, Duane A. Woltzen Basketball Coach Lakeland College Student evaluations are underrated To the Editor: I am extremely concerned about the new attitude towards University students. The new trend in administration throughout, the University sytem seems to be to underrate students' evaluative talents. Students' evaluation of their professors have become a detriment to the good professors. If an inept professor receives poor teaching scores from his students, the professor simply tells the powers that be that his/her students don't truly want to learn. The professor sometimes even believes this nonsense, and the administration seems to believe it. Let's face the facts at Parkside. Students at Parkside want to learn, and they are capable of evaluating the people who teach them. First, forty percent (40%) of the students at Parkside are "non - traditional" students. These adult students do not participate in "popularity votes." Secondly, the students who attend Parkside are not sent here by wealthy mommas and poppas. Parkside students want a good education from good professors so that they can survive in today's NRA responds to super-bullet cartoon world. In my classes at Parkside, I have encountered people who work forty hours and go to school full time. I have met older women (with children) taking 15 to 18 credits. And, I know students studying hard to become the first college graduated family member. These persons are not here to be entertained. We are here to be taught by capable individuals. And, if the administration receives a favorable evaluation of a professor, you may be sure that the professor has NOT entertained, she/he has taught, and taught well. Dana Goetz recommendation was made, said Larsen, One prevalent rumor was that a certain senior faculty member felt that the committee was pressured into hiring Bearden by the junior faculty members. "I know for a fact that this certain professor voted for Jim Bearden from the beginning with no pressure and the junior faculty was split in the decision to hire him," said Larsen. Bearden is requesting a review of the nonrenewal decision. To the Editor: I am writing in response to a cartoon recently appearing in the Ranger. On Thursday, February 11, 198 2 your paper ran a cartoon on page two, projecting a satirical and incorrect view of a new firearms product recently put on the market connecting it to the National Rifle Association. These so - c alled super bullets actually do have great destructive power, but in no way does the NRA approve of their sale, use or production. The NRA is not a sales promotion group, but an organization of U.S. citizens who reserve the constitutional right to possess arms. This cartoon may not seem like a vital issue until you consider the growing anti - gun movement in this country. After the example Morton Grove set less than 100 miles from here, I dislike the NRA receiving this type of undeserved negative publicity. I wrote this letter to express the views of NRA members who are students here at Parkside, and myself. I hope this Students not apathetic letter will be taken as an attem to clarify the actual statement ti cartoon made. Thank yo Brian Schuet Dear Editor: An important part of the semester is now upon us. It is the time when many students are involved in their courses (possibly as a result of mid-terms) to the extent that there is little time for extracurricular activities. Even when certain events are scheduled such as the Winter Carnival, many of us cannot participate in them because of the enormous amount of study required to prepare for tests. The March 4 letter, "Winter Carnival Marred" (Jack Kemper) is an example of what I am talking about. But there is still hope for those among us who have refused to be beaten! During the recent election campaign, the reference was made that the student populace had become athathetic and disinterested in the workings of this institution. To this I say, BULL!!! Never before have I seen such interest in any PSGA election (maybe because of such comments). Believe it or not Mr. Politician, WE ARE ALIVE! And one more thing, we'll be watching to see whether apathy sets in among the PSGA during the next term! Rick Reimer Club Events Computer Club The Parkside Computer Club will be holding weekly meetings for the planning of the Computer Fair. These meetings will be held every Monday in Moln D137 at 1 p.m. We would also like to remind members that elections for club officers are scheduled for the April 5 meeting. Members interested in running for office should announce their intentions at the March 29 meeting. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE had their first initiation last Friday as a reactivated chapter. Some 35 students were initiated into this professional organization. Also present were several members of the Racine and Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executive Board, including Dr. Art Dudycha, chairman of the Parkside business division. PSE meetings are held every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. At the March 31 meeting, Verna Zimmerman will give a talk on the services offered by the Alumni and Placement Office. PSE is open to all interested students. Meeting places will be posted every Wednesday along the concourse. Women in Business What does Women in Business have that would interest you??? Aerobic dance class every Monday and Wednesday from 1-2 p.m., in the wrestling room in the P.E. building. The Very Special Arts Festival for handicapped children will be on March 16. Volunteers are still needed. Call Kathy Kexel at 553- 2278 if interested. Plus, the variety of workshops and seminars which follow: March 17 — American Businesswomen's Association will be holding its monthly meeting in Gurnee, 111. March 22 — A workshop by Margaret Rdzak will be held from 5:15-6:15 p.m. March 27 — Womanhostel meeting in Lake Geneva. April 3 — Phi Gamma Nu Regional meeting in Bloomington. A luncheon will be served in addition to a number of workshops and seminars. Data Processing The Parkside Data Processing Club will hold a meeting on March 29 at 6:30 p.m. in Union 207. Ron Over son will talk on the Job Control Language. New members are welcome. Refreshments will be served following the meeting. Geology Colloquium "The Fourteen Fallacies of Uniformitarianism," will be presented by Dr. James H. Shea, of the Earth Science Program at Parkside. The colloquium will be held on Friday, March 12, at 1 p.m. in Grnq. 113. Hispana American The Hispano American Club will hold a meeting on the first Tuesday after Break, in Union 204 at 2 p.m. We need participation. Wind & Sail 230 S. Main Racine Preppy Deck Shoe Special •35.95 With This Ad CSA bookstore bid accepted by Pat Hensiak News Editor The Bookstore Committee has given a unanimous vote to accept the bid on the bookstore contract made by College Stores Associates (CSA). The decision was made after a report from Tom Moore and Nick Burckel, who made a trip to Boston to see how other CSA operations are run. Follett, Inc., which currently operates the bookstore, did not place a bid and will soon leave campus. "My overall impression of CSA," said Moore, chairman of the Bookstore Committee, "is that they are a very aggressive and remarkably fast growing company. If you have any extra money, and if they are public, I would suggest going to invest in them. I think in the short run, CSA will provide significant and better service than we are getting now." Records show that CSA has been successful in retaining the required number of texts and obtaining the books on time. The university has been assured of not having to pay for any incompetence on the part of CSA. Flexibility could be low on contractual matters. CSA has offered Parkside 2.5% of gross sales, or a minimum of $16,000. That means the university will be getting less than it currently is. Records also show that CSA offers 7% to 7.5% to many of the other campuses. There are plans being made to have a full - time staff of four or five people, but the salary for the manager will be $16,000. The chances for good, competent managers are good right now, because promotion opportunities will hold them. The committee was concerned about what would happen when advancement stops and this fast - growing company begins to slow down. Unfortunately, there is no way of telling. The layout and attractiveness of the bookstore will be changing too. The main floor on Level 1 will probably be used for trade books and soft goods. It would be turned into somewhat of a little store. Moore reported that all of the CSA stores had a very attractive soft goods area. There is also a remarkable amount of merchandise in comparison to what there is now. Textbooks will be sold out of an outlet in the basement. During the rush period, students will simply hand in their class lists and a runner will retrieve their books. When the rush period is over, the basement outlet will be opened up. The reason for this system of order and retrieve is for efficiency and probably a cutback in the amount of theft that takes place. There will also be a definite cutdown in confusion. Three things that the Bookstore Committee didn't agree with were not being able to see a text before you buy it, the request for possible work study students, and the clause in the contract that states a surcharge can be negotiated. It was agreed that most students like to see the texts before they purchase them, if for no other reason than simply to see the context of the book. If the book purchasing area were off limits during the rush period, a student would not be able to do this. A suggestion was made to have one copy of every book being used, either on display within the store, or having all of the books available on reserve in the library. Work study students were also requested from CSA. It was agreed that if working in the bookstore actually did offer Continued On Page Seven University Budget released by Pat Hensiak News Editor The 1982-83 university budget has been released by the Parkside administration. Through the Retrenchment Program (money cut from the budget to make up for the state mandated budget cuts) there was money reallocated and actually put back into the system. The Retrenchment / Reallocation process began this year and enabled the campus to add money to certain areas with need. The Vice Chancellor and Assistant Chancellors met with their directors / chairpersons earlier this year to identify areas needing supplemental dollars. Significant additions were made to adjunct faculty, student help, limited - term employees, supply and expense budgets in some academic divisions. A special base allocation of $50,000 was made to the library for books and periodicals. The periodical subscription list may still have to be cut, since rates are rising so fast. As required by federal audit, money was added to financial aids for a computer service contract for the NDSL Loan Program. Money was added to the publications area to cover higher costs and some administrative areas received added supply and expense money. The Academic Area was granted an $89,529 b udget with a savings of $73,645 i n the Retrenchment program. Athletics was cut $65,000 b y 2.5 positions. In the Administrative and the Physical Plant area, there is a $63,412 budget with a $48,658 savings in the Retrenchment Program. The Chancellor was granted $73,289 budget for supply and expenses and publications such as course schedules, discipline guides and advertising. Educational Services was granted a base allocation of $8,997 with $64,589 saved through the Retrenchment Program. Chancellor Alan Guskin feels that the campus is in a good position to absorb a moderate cut without affecting essential operations. He feels that we do not have to expect a large cut and that any general cut would be offset by an enrollment funding increase. COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The Computer Center has scheduled three information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use UW - Parkside's Instructional and Research Timesharing System (PIRTS) or the IBM academic computing system. The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager, Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The sessions will be held in the MOLN - ill faculty lounge on: Tuesday, March 23, 10-11 am Wednesday, April 14, 1-2 pm Monday, May 3, 4-5 pm Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. How a sophomore at U.W. Parkside can graduate an Army officer. During the next 2 years, while 9 99^9^ if 1 you're earning your chosen degree, you can also prepare for an officer's commission in the United States Army. You start right now. By applying m '-J#? for 6 weeks of ROTC summer school J It: • llii at Fort Knox, Ky. With pay (over •= 1;... ... . .J;;:£> $500). Your average summer school isn't exactly what we have in mind, however. Because we'll be packing your mind and body with the 2 years of ROTC leadership training you've missed. ' Vv f < V- ff* "" Do well and you can qualify for advanced Army ROTC courses and nearly $2000 worth of financial aid during your junior and senior years. And graduate as an officer in the active Army or Reserves. Apply by April 1. ARMY ROTC. LEARN WHAT IJ TAKES TO LEAD. At U.W.P. Call: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette Uv. A. ROTC | Call Collect 1/224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Wally Cleaver rocks Union by Joe Kimm The Union was pulsating with over 400 q uivering people as the Wally Cleaver band hit the stage. Armed with an arsenal of post - metal pop and new wave, the dual - axed quintet put the dance floor in orbit for three hours of power pop frenzy. Bringing with them a mob following of leopard skin tights and multi - colored hair - dos, the Racine - based Cleaver re - defined the word fun as the crowd pogoed and frugged their way into the night. It is a familiar story, of three boys growing up on the north side of Racine, putting a high school band together to earn some cash playing Holiday Inns and junior high school dances. Gary, Grant and Greg went their separate ways after minor qualms about how the music should be played. After five years of individually unsuccessful attempts to cut their path to local recognition in many rock bands, they reunited to form Wally Cleaver, bringing together a wealth of playing experience and musical notes. After recruiting two boys from the Wind Point band "Trix", they decided to forego the heavy metal scheme that other local bands were after and decided to do something lighter, something easier to dance to, and something that still sounded modern and innovative like the new stuff that was coming out. So they compiled the definitive songlist that included songs like Starry Eyes by the Records, 867-5309 by Tommy Tutone, and What She Does To Me by the Producers as well as old standards like I Saw Her Standing There by the Beatles, No Matter What by Badfinger and Let's Spend the Night Together by the Rolling Stones. Added were some originals, My Secrets, Cleaver Shuffle, and Shara to name a few and after a few solid months of rehearsals in the basement, they wee ready to tackle the world. What they did was enter and win last year's Palms Rock Showcase. Palms, as you know, (Electric Ballroom to you old timers), is the biggest rock club in Milwaukee on the north side. It books regional and national acts for its fervent patronage and has a capacity for about 800 people and infinitely more drinks. Well, the Cleavers won that contest and the first thing they knew they were playing in front of 10,000 pe ople on Wells Street in Milwaukee as part of t he Radio Doctors Street Festival. The other thing was that they got a chance to record a track on an album put out by another Milwaukee night club, the Fantasy's to further escalate their snowball start. Well, the story continues and they hired Total Concepts Management and Climax Entertainment to take care of the business and of the deal so they could concentrate more on music. With them they did some gigs in Minneapolis and St. Paul, as well as some clubs around southeastern Wisconsin like City Slick in Lake Geneva. Everywhere they went they took on an easy acceptance. Perhaps it was their punchy sound, or maybe it was their visual appeal, but the Cleavers looked pretty comical, caught on quickly on stage actually, sort of like something you'd see on Three Stooges. Simply bouncing around the stage bumping into each other, and careening off to the left and to the right, they were an immediate smash. Now let's meet the band. Steve, Leger, that's Billy Budd up there singing into the microphone, shaking his blond hair and winking at the girls. He's the lead singer. He's talking about Grant, who's playing a Flying V t o your right, that ear splitting grin underlining his curly mop. Off in the other corner, Gary's playing tough guy with his Stratocaster, acting like a jock, while Curt is bouncing like a rubber ball in the middle somewhere with his big bass guitar. Greg the drummer is trying to get into the act but he has WALLY CLEAVER played last Friday Square. no risers for his kit so he jumps up and down in between measures, waving his stick in the air. There they go, twirled up in the air, caught just in time by an outstretched hand, and bam, crash, right on the down beat. The crowd goes wild. Okay, so I had a couple of beers when I walked into the place and eventually even made my way onto the dance floor and shook my protoplasm with the female gender right up there by the stage monitors. But the point is, when I went backstage during the break to talk to them, they were actually singing in two part harmony getting ready for their next! muro »y r viarK b anaers night in the Union 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know better" During a break! These guys really like playing! I have to hand it to them. Although there were other bands like Britins, The Booze Brothers, and BadBoy at the Union who were more experienced and drew a bigger crowd, I really liked these guys and hope they build on their act to start that snowball toward bigger markets. They've got youth, vigor, and stamina to hang in there, so we might be hearing more about them in the near future. The PAB has them booked for THE END on May 22, so you might have a chance to look them over on the outdoor stage in the back of the Union. You'll be hearing more about that later on in April. So Wally Cleaver's the band of the hour. They're from Racine, so here's your chance to get in on the bandwagon and say I saw these guys when they were just starting out. And they're from your hometown so let's root for them (those of you from K town have the Britins but they're already plateaued so we'll let you switch over, come on.) Give me a W Arts festival for handicapped More than 1,200 handicapped young people five to 21 years old will participate in the third Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival on Tuesday, March 16, at Parkside. The program offers the young people hands-on workshop experience, performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from the Kenosha / Racine area will be involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations also will assist with the program. The handicapped youths will come from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and the Western Complex Schools of Racine County. They include mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, vision impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic disease. The festival is organized by t he Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of educators and other interested community residents, and is funded by individuals and businesses in Racine and Kenosha. Co-directors are Eadie Koch of th e Racine Unified School System and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The festival will run from 9:45 a.m. to 1:15 p.m. on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. ' In conjunction with the festival, an art show of work by handicapped young people is on display in the Parkside Comm. Arts Gallery March 8 through 19. Kathleen Kexel, public relations and promotion chairman for the event, said additional volunteers are needed and can get additional information by calling Koch or Couvion. Put a tittle weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658*3553 Dead Men could be funnv Burned Up by Dick Oberbruner HO * r\ « * " Yep, it's going to be a good long wait for the premiere of Steve Martin's new movie, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid." At the time the supplement came out, in a recent Ranger, the due date of May 21 was three months away! (Check the Guinness Book for the record on the longest length of time between earliest promotion material distributed and a film's debut.) Since the semester will be ending at this time there won't be a Ranger for anyone to read. So I'll do it now. Judging by the supplement, "Dead Men" should be pretty funny. Martin's acting will probably reflect his past style, but look for fresh new differences. With "Pennies From Heaven," his most recent film, Martin has shown quite a change from his "Jerk" appearance. There's some funny stuff in that supplement. The picture of Ma rtin choking the Nazi is funny. I bet the whole scene is. But maybe not. The pallid look on his face answering the telephone is equally amusing. I wonder it if has anything to do with the movie? And the "Detecto - Vision" it is allegedly filmed in is something. I don't know what, but I'll find out if I have the money to watch it. Carl Reiner is a veteran comedy writer. He, Martin and another guy, George Gipe, wrote the screenplay. Directed by Reiner, "Dead Men" is well - conceived. Anybody who can make a two - hour movie deserves some credit. You know, E for effort. Well, that's my review, sort of a "Sneak Preview" from the supplement. But how else could I put it? (Right — not at all, but that's no fun!) Now what? Should we like it already because of the funny supplement? Do the makers of the film, Universal City Studios, want US to prepare for the coming attraction, giving us enough time in 0 do so? Maybe we should start reading Dick Tracy comic books under a magnifying glass, or be listening to the radio n?r . Ellery Queen Minute Mysteries. Whatever the motive, don t you think three months is a bit premature to ingrain something of average interest upon our memories? It seems odd that a lot of things of more importance could, and will, happen within this time span we could get 30 inches of sno w, there s finals to cram for, some of us will graduate, some might get married, theater ticket prices could go up — and this Hollywood film studio wants us to remember to see their product. Unless you've hung the supplement on your wall, and showed it to all your friends outside of school, the excitement created by this early hype should pass by quickly. But watch for an advertised wave of "Detectomania" these next couple of months. No one I've heard has said they're going to see it, which is the exception rather than the rule for a new movie starring a celebrity. And why worry? Do you know what your plans are that weekend? "Hey Dick, let's go see the Steve Martin flick." "O.K. Call me in Portland." I think Steve Martin is funny, but I can't afford to spend the month of A pril sitting on the edge of my s eat. There's a theater near me but this particular movie won't be coming soon. I have enough time to find a date, work in the Peace Corps and make it back for the cartoon. Meantime, this supplement lies as another piece of garbage for the janitors to pick up. This is truly a movie to wait for. We have no choice. SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPMH AMD AWAftM FAST. WHOUSt CfKMAVMQ BCAVICE TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS SPORTS • BAOOKS • CONVEftSf • TIGER • 9FOT-BULT • NKC •BAUCONY • PUMA • SPALDING • PONY • NEW BALANCE MON.-FM. IfeOB AJi. • IM PM. SAT. 1MOAM.-MOPM. CLOSED SUNDAYS A HOUOAVS The Active AtNetes One Stop 694-9206 KM MM ft. THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times sew ""jliose college k<ds thfak they're so Smart. Veah, but onlu we know if the light's on in here: , Belushi will be missed by Carol Burns It doesn't seem fair. It happened again. Another light went out. What's going on? Why are talented people dying off? It all goes so fast. They give us what they can and then they're gone. There's got to be a reason for this. Perhaps our younger generation was never meant to suffer through the hell of war. Then we won't have to look to .generals with medals to play the heroes. Our heroes will simply be the people who helped us escape for a little while. Far from being martyrs, they will just be personalities with a little something extra — a person that might have been a classmate, fellow worker, ttr* • JOHN BELUSHI 1949-1982 or best friend. We need somebody to lighten our load every once in a while. It makes everything so much easier. But often we don't realize how much someone reached us until they're gone. And once they die,, they move a generation away. We feel bad about it: we feel cheated. It's not fair. Life's not fair. Can't some people stay around just a little longer for us to enjoy? Is that too much to ask? Probably. At any rate, the sudden death of a young, talented entertainer has got to make a lot of people wonder about life. Everybody tries to figure it out at one time or another. The answer is always just beyond our grasp. And now . . . Killer Bees will never be the same. Here's to you, John Belushi. Private Lessons" done well by Rick Luehr "Private Lessons" is the enbodiment of a very common male fantasy, that is, being seduced by a beautiful older woman. The plot concerns Philly, a fifteen year old boy who, like most boys his age is preoccupied with adolescent thoughts of girls and sex. Philly's father goes out of town on business, leaving Philly in the care of the new housekeeper, Nicole Mallow. Philly begins hiding outside Miss Mallow's window, hoping to catch a glimpse of her in the nude. One night Nicole sees him, and to Philly's surprise she asks him to come in and watch her undress. Not believing his eyes or ears, Philly agrees. However, when Nicole asks him if he would like to stay the night, his teenage nervousness gets the best of him, and he leaves. From that point on, Nicole seems intent on seducing Philly. The plot is not simply about the sexual initiation of a teenage boy, as there is a twist in the plot that involves the chauffer, a slimy creep named Lester. "Private Lessons" is not what you consider great art. There is really nothing spectacular about it, but it is very funny. The screenplay by Dan Greenburg, based on his book, "Philly," is very insightful and understanding towards the feelings of young teenage boys. Philly's character is very well defined, and had a realistic sense about it. Audiences will believe that he is a real person, not just a film character. Eric Brown gives a very good performance in this role. You can feel his nervousness and share it, especially in the scene where he watches Nicole undress. Sylvia Kristel, who received international exposure (no pun intended) in the French erotic classic "Emmanualle," is the type of woman that I'm sure most young men would not mind losing their virginity with. As Lester, the blackmailing chauffer, Howard Hesseman is very different from his Dr. Johnny Fever character on "WKRP." In fact, he makes a very convincing villian. The supporting cast is adequate. A standout is Peter Elbling in a small role as a snotty, pseudo - French waiter. All in all, "Private Lessons" is a warm, funny, and perceptive movie that is well worth your time. I recommend that you see it — you may learn something. ©1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414 - 843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5V*% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.00 er Mere! WE'RE MERE TO HELP YOU 6R0WI 6 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Sports S potlight Walking in rhythm with Jim Heiring by Steve Brunner The abstract sport of "race - walking" has finally landed in the United States. The once thought of bizarre track event is finally being fed to the American public after being starved by the media for so long. Much of the new media hype is reflected on former Parkside race walker, Jim Heiring. He has broken world indoor records for race walking at distances of 1500 meters, 1 mile, and 2 miles this winter. "Race walking is finally getting exposure. It is getting some overdue recognition and it is being seen as a sport for athletes, not 'participants'," said Heiring. The tall, slender athlete has established himself as America's premier walker. In May of last year he won the national 20 kilometer (12.4 miles) championship. In addition to his three world records during this year's indoor season, he has gone unRangers finish 7th by Patty DeLuisa Parkside's men's track team scored 38 points to finish seventh in UWM's John Tierny Invitational Saturday. Eleven teams competed. Miler Dan Stublaski, who is improving weekly, placed second with a time of 4:19.2. Coach Lucian Rosa, impressed by Stublaski's progress, commented that Dan ran a "good race." Mark Witherspoon sprinted to two high - scoring places as he won the 60 yard dash in 6.5 seconds and finished fourth in the 300 yard run with a clocking of 32.4 seconds. John Anderson cleared 14' 0", placing third in the pole vault. Glenn Schultz also participated in the meet, running well in the two - mile. The Ranger men will travel to Oshkosh this Friday to take on Oshkosh, Stout, and Stevens Point. Coach Rosa seemed optimistic about a new recruit, Dwight Cooper, who will run the 440 and compete in the long jump. District squad announced High scoring Eau Claire guard Tony Carr will head the 1981-82 NAIA District 14 all - district squad, announced Wayne Dannehl last week. Carr, a 6-3 senior from Beloit (Memorial), is averaging 25.7 points a game and led his team into the district title game at Stevens Point last Wednesday night. Also on the team from Eau Claire are 6-9 senior center Bob Coenen and 6-7 senior forward Rich DiBenedetto. WSUC cochampion and district finalist Stevens Point placed 6-4 junior forward John Mack on the team and had the district coach of the year in Dick Bennett. Parkside, which lost 86-80 to Eau Claire in the district semi - finals, was represented on the squad by 5-11 sophomore guard Charles Perry and 6-10 1/2 junior center Wilbert Webb. Lakeland, which lost to Stevens Point in semi - final action, had 6-4 senior forward Ken Depies on the honor squad. Stout's Craig Summers, a 6-3 senior guard, also made the team, as did 6-3 junior forward Jeff Payton of River Falls and 6-3 junior guard Jeff Brezovar of the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Ranger Needs Sports Writers defeated, capturing titles in such prestigious meets as the Millrose Games and the TAC national indoor championships. Yet, the 1980 Olympian said, "The indoor records are great to have, but what I'm really aiming for is to defend my 20K title outdoors." The road being paved by Heiring started in his junior year in high school. "I first competed in Junior Olympics and did well. Mike DeWitt, who was a walker at Parkside at the time, helped me quite a bit. So I started with all positive influences, which encouraged me to keep walking." The promise continued to college where Heiring became a ten time all-American in walking events at two miles (indoors) and 10,000 meters (outdoors). Preceding his graduation in 1977 from Parkside, he had a bout with the California life style, training and working in Los Angeles. After the "imaginary" 1980 Olympics for U.S. athletes, the Kenosha native returned home to train. His daily regime the past two years has consisted of: a 30 minute run in the morning; an RACE WALKER JIM HEIRING eight hour work day ; then a speed limited and I had a hard time or long distance workout walking training 100% because of work," at night. "My time was very explained the bearded athlete. However, this routine has just changed as of March l. Heiring will be blazing trails in the Rocky Mountains at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs. He will be devoting all his efforts preparing for the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles. "My goal is for a medal at 20K." The last American to win a medal in any Olympic walking event for the U.S. was Larry Young at 50K in Munich in 1972. No American has ever won a medal at 20K. Heiring said the key to a good racer is technique. If one can establish a fluid stride, such as he has, without breaking the rules of having one foot on the ground at all times and keeping the knees locked, times will improve with the addition of speed work. "I was tested biochemically last year at the Olympic Training Center and found that my pure potential for a 20K race walk is 1 hour and 22 minutes. That's the level I must be on if I'm to shoot for a medal." The way things have been going for Heiring this season, the odds of an American winning an Olympic medal at 20K in Los Angeles in 1984 a re looking real fine. After a real fascinating lecture... study the real taste of beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon ©1982 Pabst Brewing Company. Milwaukee. Wisconsin Rangers finish seventeenth in Forest Grove by Tammv yShuematP ate The Parkside wrestling team concluded their season last week at the NAIA National Tournament held in Forest Grove, Oregon. Parkside placed 17th out of the 78 teams that participated. Top rankers for Parkside were Dan Winter at 134 and Mike Muckerheide at 150, who both placed seventh in their respective weight classes. Winter, still bothered by a broken nose suffered during the NCAA, II National Tournament, defeated his opponent, Tim Martin of Wilamette College, by an 8-7 decision. In his second match, he decisioned Lynn Plumley of Southwest Minnesota 9-7. Tony Algiers of Eau Claire Pogreba files grievance Continued From Page One midnight as the closing time. Brinkman explained that they haven't gotten around to changing the signs yet. Brinkman also said that Kreuser, who is a manager in the Union, has no jurisdiction to have anybody kicked out of the building. "I did not break an election rule," Kreuser told Ranger. Pogreba said he didn't know if an election rule was broken, and that that decision is up to the Elections Committee. The committee will decide whether or not it is necessary to take any action after Pedersen reports his findings to the committee. Kathy Slama, chairperson of the committee, said the decision should be reached before the election, which began yesterday and concludes today. defeated Winter in the quarter finals 5-3. Winter went on to beat Archie Clark of Graceland College by a score of .13-5 in the wrestle back. He then lost his fifth match to John Kranz of Loras College by a 6-4 decision. In his sixth and final match, he defeated Keith Harpster of Malone College by a score ol 13-4, thereby taking seventh place overall and becoming a seven time ail-American. Parkside's other place winner was sophomore Mike Muckerheide. Muckerheide, who placed sixth in this tournament last year, defeated Peter Shepard of Oregon Tech 17-5 i n his first match. He then went on to defeat Eric Lugan of Ft. Lewis with a decision of 8-6. In his third match, he was beaten by his opponent, Mimmo Marello of Simon Frasier by a score of 20-6. During the wrestle back, Muckerheide was victorious over Barry Schmitt of Eau Claire 8-6. He then was defeated by Rick Bid accepted Continued From Page Three valuable experience, and if it kept the cost of the books down, that it would be a good plan. If, on the other hand, the students would not get the needed experience in the bookstore, it would be better to use them in a different area of the university. It has also been pointed out that CSA has never found any need for a surcharge. If this is the case, it was suggested that the clause in the contract giving negotiable surcharge, be removed. The university has sent a letter of acceptance of the CSA bid to CSA. More information willbe available after the letter has been received by CSA. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621-5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES bd Brussels San Morkel of Huron College 6-3. Muckerheide won his final match by forfeit from Rob Yahner from the University of Pittsburgh - Jonestown. Several other Parkside wrestlers - Matt Kluge, Brian Irek and Paul Roth — also competed in the tournament. Kluge, at 126, who was only one match away from placing, won his first two bouts, then lost to the new national champion. Kluge defeated Dennis Prise of Liberty Baptist 8-4 and Bryan Wetz of Northern Montana with a pin in 5:46. In the quarter finals, the national champion, Scott Ritzen of Adam State defeated Kluge 7-1 and in the wrestle back, Kluge was beaten by Randy Pry or of West Liberty State 10-4. Brian Irek, at 177, lost his only match to Craig Nightingale of the University of South Dakota - Springfield by a score of 6-2. Nightingale became the 7th place finisher. Heavyweight Paul Roth pinned his first opponent, Richard Mitiaglo of Carson Newman in a time of 2:32. He then went on to lose his second match to Robert LeGrande from Central State Oklahoma 5-1. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch said that their goal was to place in the top ten, so they really weren't too far off from where they were ranked. As he looked back over the whole season, he is pleased with his wrestlers in that several new records were set throughout the past year and Dan Winter ended his wrestling career as a seven time all-American. PARKSIDE'S DAN WINTER wrestles opponent at nationals two weeks ago. SPECIAL EXPORT * ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE • v % * CELEBRATE ST. PATTY'S DAY EARLY FRIDAY MARCH 12, 1982 UNION DINING ROOM 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. featuring fa CORNED BEEF & CABBAGE fa SMALL IRISH POTATOES ^ COOKED CARROTS OR BEETS fa SHAMROCK CAKE COMPLIMENTARY GREEN BEER O R OL'BLAREY PUNCH SPRING BREAK SCHEDULE REC CENTER REC CENTER WIL L REOPEN FOR REGULAR OPERATION ON MONDAY, MARCH 22. SAT - M ARCH 13 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - M ARCH 14 CLOSED MON - M ARCH 15 CLOSED TUE - MARCH 16 CLOSED WED - M ARCH 17 CLOSED THR - M ARCH 18 CLOSED FRI - MARCH 19 7 p.m. - 12 a.m. SAT - MARCH 20 9 a.m. - Noon SUN - MARCH 21 6 p.m. - 10 p .m. 8 Thursday, March 11,1982 RANGER Baseball team opens new season March 16 __ . u ,..;n nn u/ntrh us That's PnoH nmuc » » by Tammy Shuemate While most of us are concerned about finding our way to a warm climate over spring break, the Parkside baseball team will be concerned about their season opener, which commences at Indiana State University on March 16. Yes, believe it or not, baseball is beginning once again despite the bad weather we've been experiencing. According to Parkside's baseball coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner, the team has been practicing in the gym frequently since early January. "As far as preconditioning is concerned, I think we're in halfway decent shape. We could go right out of the gym and into the snow and play ball," he said. As for the strengths of the team, Oberbrunner said, "It's always your pitching staff and your defense that tells you how good you're going to do this year." And this year, unfortunately, the pitching staff will be minus two of last year's top pitchers. Jamie Oberbruner, the coach's son, signed with the San Diego Padres and Kevin Erwin decided against returning to school. Even though this loss may hurt the team, Oberbruner feels he has a fairly good staff coming back. "I think we have two players who I think could be stoppers," he said, "Brian Steinhoff who transferred from Carthage, and the other is Joe Krisik who transferred from Wichita State. They're both juniors so they've had several years experience and I'm looking for them to really help us out and take over." Oberbruner also mentioned sophomores Jim Anderson and Scott Hartnell, who are first year players. He said, "I'm looking forward to them giving us some relief as far as starting assignments are concerned." Oberbruner feels he has a good lefty in Mark Schmitz, who is from Cashton High School, winner of the Class C State Tournament last year. He is looking to freshman right handers Glenn Lowe and Paul Czarny for some extra help. "So I guess as we look at it now, we'll have seven pitchers," he said, "and hopefully, two of them can be our stoppers and the other five will come along in games. I would say that probably it will take till the third week in April, I think, before this team will really come around." Due to the fact that last year's right and center fielders will not be back, Oberbruner will have to do some switching of positions in the outfield. "I think the strength in our outfield will be adequate," he said. As of now, Chris Rozell will be playing right field. Said Oberbruner, "He's a very fine looking ballplayer so I think we could get some mileage out of him. And then in center field we're moving our John Hyatt from left field over to center field this year and so we have left field open." CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast Service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. PIANO LESSONS Southwest Racine. Call Loree at 632-5788 evenings. WANTED DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Ken or Andy in Ranger office. Looking over his catching staff, Oberbruner said, "We have good strength this year, this is one of the best catching staffs that I've ever had since I've been here." The staff consists of Dick Sykes, who is going into his fourth year for Coach Oberbruner, Rick Marino, a junior, and Zar Matic and Rick Marino, both freshmen. "Those four boys look good to me and I may try them in the outfield also, or in different positions," said the coach. He went on to say that, "Our infield should be pretty classy. We have two All - State men back. At third base is Rick Salisbury and at second base is Danny Sykes, so they'll really help us. Then we have at short stop, Kevan Bytnar, who's back, and first base is kind of open this year. We're looking for somebody right now to put in there, and I think that Tony Laning is one possibility and Mike Carey is another possibility. He (Carey) played a little bit of first base for us last year. And Joe Krisik, when he isn't pitching, might be a possibility for playing first base." Other alternatives for infield positions are freshmen BJ McMahon, who probably can play any position in the infield and could be of help to the team and A1 Dorff, who was a good third baseman last year for Kenosha Tremper. Most likely, the coach will go with John Hyatt as the lead-off batter, followed by Dan Sykes, Rich Salisbury and, perhaps, Chris Rozell. Parkside has had some past success with a few of their players. Ray Gallo was signed by the Brewers and Jamie Oberbruner was signed by the San Diego Padres. This gives Parkside some exposure, as far as baseball scouts are concerned. According to Coach Oberbruner, "They get to know that if you've had some luck with players moving up the ladder, they'll always watch you. I know now that there's going to be at least four to six down in Indiana to watch us. That's good news.' Oberbruner feels that the team has gotten one of the best schedules they've had in a long time. They will be playing such teams as University of Chicago - Circle, UW - Madison, Carthage and Chicago State, to name a few. Following the three games they will be playing at Indiana State next week, their first home game will be held on April 8, a doubleheader against Chicago State. Once the Parkside baseball team gets into the swing of thi ngs and the weather starts warming up, baseball fans can hopefully look forward to an exciting and successful season. Contact FOR SALE PENTAX 135mm f3.5 tele-photo lens. Inquire at Ranger office. USED PENTAX K1000 with 50mm f2 - 13 5mm f2.8 - 2x teleconverter - fl ash - camera bag - case for camera - individual lens cases $150. Inquire Ranger office, c/o S.S. PERSONALS TO PAM, Jenny, Cindy. Thanks for being my friends. Joey. HAVE YOU KICKED a chair in the Coffee Shoppe today? COME ON EVERYBODY write classifieds. 10 words are free! I BET FOLLETT CO. runs the best bookstores in the world, don't you? Nobody important. GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! Write classifieds! Free up to 10 words! HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK everyone! We all deserve it, right? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Li mav III— R^the Seven EnlCI .. We-t| be rafflinc, Wa-C - & Seven 17-20, State. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 20, February 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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