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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Experts differ on Wisconsin's economic future by Bob Kiesling News Editor "Times are indeed exceedingly hard," said Kenneth Hoover, a political science professor at Parkside, during the opening of the forum, "Wisconsin's Economic Future," at the Union Cinema last Tuesday. Participating in the forum were leaders from the business, government and academic communities; each had a very different interpretation of what would be needed to spur economic recovery here, and throughout the nation. Each participant, in addition, presented differing views from a broad political spectrum. "The cyclical demand increase will see a strong increase in the demand for consumer goods," said William Strang, head of the UW Bureau of Business Research in Madison. Strang said that while Wisconsin was outside the U.S. mainstream geographically, it has the resources and quality of life necessary to attract new business to the state. Strang said that Wisconsin has many resources, most notably an abundance of energy and water, to attract business. In addition, the state has an overall high quality of life. He added that Wisconsin is "one of the few states where personal income went up faster than taxes." He recommended that future development focus on the development of land and human capital, and that the state's educational base should be developed more fully. "The key word for the 1980's is 'competition'," Strang said, and added that the need for economic development is strongest now. John Roelthe, also a member of the business community, spoke on the importance of marketing Wisconsin to businesses seeking relocation. Roelthe is a member of Milwaukee's "Goals 2000" commission and is president of Anderson / Roelthe, Inc., a management consulting firm. He said that there has actually been a .6 percent increase in employment from the period 1972-82, but the state's labor force has also grown disproportionately. The major change has been demographic, as more people born during the "Baby Boom" are entering the workforce. Also, more women have been taking jobs. At the same time, Roelthe said, the state has seen a slower growth of manufacturing jobs. "We just couldn't handle it," he said. During the 80's Roelthe sees an increase in the financial, service and high technology sectors of industry. These new jobs, especially in the service area, tend to be lower paying and held by a larger percentage of women. In addition, the number of hours worked by a worker are less than in manufacturing. Roelthe said that Wisconsin needs to take steps to make the state more attractive to manufacturers if the economy is to recover. He blamed the state's poor business development on excessive government regulation, including tough "Blue Sky" laws. Also, Wisconsin does not have the marketing expertise to attract manufacturers. The Wisconsin business community is a closed community, he said. "Anybody who's real dynamic ... we run them out of town," Roelthe said, "but it is a marketing world." Representative Henry Reuss, has recently retired after serving 28 y ears as a congressman from Wisconsin. Most of Reuss' talk was on what he termed "adaptive reuse" of assets. He cited the construction of a high speed train between Milwaukee and Chicago, using existing, unused right - of - way. The primary purpose of the train would be to divert passengers from Chicago's O'Hare field, which suffers from overcrowding, to Mitchell Field, which is presently operating at about one - third capacity. He also noted several projects in Milwaukee, one to locate condominiums in the old Schlitz brewery downtown, and the conversion of an unused tannery on Milwaukee's lakefront to a state prison. He said that although creativity is needed to spur economic growth, "we don't have much of an economic future unless there's a change in the stupid policies from Washington." Later, Reuss said in an interview that governor Earl had "courageously" pushed through a tax increase to help balance the Continued On Page Three Winter Carnival results: Great! by Terry Tunks Winter Carnival Chair UW - Parkside gathered forces and struck back at winter this past week with success. Winter Carnival ended last Friday, Feb. 11, with the Beach Party in the Gym and the announcement of the grand prize winners. The Winter Carnival Committee would like to say a big "Thank You" to all participants in the week - long event. The participation and spirit was great. It made the week enjoyable for the Committee to be involved in such a project. There were eleven club / organization events that counted toward the Grand Prize. The competition was tough between the 28 organizations that were involved. As Chancellor Guskin announced on Friday, the first place winners were the Girl's Softball Club, with 1000 points. Following close behind, with 975 points, was the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) in second place, and in third with 575 points was the Computer Club. The following is a list of winners in each of the events. Window Painting 1. Softball 2. UWP Dart Team 3. Cheerleaders Float Competition 1. Computer 2. Cheerleaders 3. PAB Outdoor Volleyball 1. Weightlifting 2. Cheerleaders 3. Accounting Club Dog Sled Relays 1. Computer Club 2. Chemistry Club 3. Geology Club Broomball Relays 1. Softball 2. PAB 3. No Entry Banner Competition 1. Softball 2. PAB 3. Communications Club Blood Drive 1. PAB 2. Softball 3. Accounting Snow Sculpture 1. PAB 2. Geology 3. Softball Family Fued 1. Pi Sigma Epsilon 2. Softball 3. PAB Inner Tube Relays 1. PAB 2. Computer 3. Softball Air Mattress Relays 1. Softball 2. Geology 3. Chemistry The following are the winners of t he individual contests. M*A*S*H Trivia 1. Todd Herstest 2. Linda Harvath 3. Jerry Sisak Baby Picture 1. Mark Hagen 2. Luis Valldejuli 3. Nick Thome Jello Slurping 1. Natalie Haberman 2. Todd Herstest 3. John Peterson Ice Block Sitting 1. Todd Murray and John Monks 3. Jim Kreuser Tacky Tourist 1. Bruce Preston & Co. 2. T ina Sampler 3. Rick Gorton Biggest Splash 1. Brent Podlogar 2. Dan Nyberg 3. Kevin Rogers Dog Paddle 1. Dan Nyberg 2. Pete Martineau 3. Brent Dogloger As the Winter Carnival Committee Chair, I would like to thank all those that participated and assisted with the many events. This list is too long to print, but you all know who you are. A sp ecial thanks to the Committee for making the whole project fun. I hope that those clubs and individuals who participated keep the Carnival in mind for next year. This year the Carnival has experienced growth because of the increased involvement, a trend which should continue. The participants this year made new friends, and rivals, who will meet again next year. See you then. WITH FEBRUARY half over, the threat of a heavy winter seems to be fading, but March may stomp on us as it enters. Regents accept gifts for Parkside MADISON — S everal gifts for the Parkside campus were accepted by the UW System Board of Regents. They include three gifts - in - kind of equipment: a computer graphics system from Evans & Sutherland of Salt Lake City, Utah; a televideo terminal monitor and modem from Abbe Insurance, Racine; and a TV tower, antenna and pre - amp system from Youngren Antenna Service, Racine. The regents also accepted a grant from the Kenosha County Deparment of Social Services, funded by the National Institutes of Health, of $3,000 for the Parkside Child Care Center. Center director Maureen Budowle said the funds will be used to improve physical facilities for the infant - toddle program and to expand the center's capacity for accepting infants. Several donations of scholarship funds also were accepted. They are $1,205 f or the Lillian James Scholarship, including a $1,000 b equest from the estate of the former UW - Parkside music faculty member, to be used for an annual scholarship for an outstanding music student ; $500 for a scholarship fund for students majoring in labor and industrial relations; and $88 in miscellaneous scholarship funds. Social Science Roundtable The American Family' "What Is Happening to the American Family?" will be the topic of a lecture by Pulitzer Prize winning social psychiatrist and physician Robert Coles at Parkside from 12:30 to 2 p.m. on Tuesday, Mar. 1 in Greenquist 103. The program is free and open to the public. Coles is a research psychiatrist for the Harvard University Health Services as well as Professor of Psychiatry and Medical Humanities at the Harvard Medical School. He is the author of some 35 books including the five - volume "Children of Crisis" on the children of Appalachia, which brought him a 1973 Pulitzer Prize. Coles' current research centers on questions of political socialization — how children in various nations, including Northern Ireland and South Africa — obtain their political convictions and moral values. Coles received his undergraduate degree from Harvard in 1950 and the M.D. degree from Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons in 1954. He held a variety of h ospital staff and teaching positions before returning to Harvard in his present posts. He also serves as a psychiatric consultant to the Southern Regional Council and the Appalachian Volunteers, and is a member of the National Sharecroppers' Fund and a for- ROBERT COLES mer member of the National Advisory Committee on Farm Labor. He is contributing editor of "The New Republic," "Aperture," "The American Poetry Review" and "The New Oxford Review." The Parkside Public Forum series is directed by Prof. Kenneth Hoover and is sponsored by UW-Parkside and the University Extension Department of Governmental Affairs. Inside . . . • Letter to the Editor • Teaching evaluations • Ins and outs of fencing • Cartoonist display • New Music Thursday, February 17,1983 RANGER Editorial Bad dreams One of the proposals being considered by the government for getting people back to work directly addresses the problem of teenage employment. Politicians must get nightmares thinking about millions of teenagers roaming the streets with nothing better to do than rape, murder and pillage. If a quarter of the white kids and over half of the black teenagers are out of w ork, that makes for a lot of young unemployed roaming the streets, the government believes, and it's easy to imagine a rerun of 60's riots passing through lawmaker's minds. The answer? Simple. Lower the minimum wage for all workers 22 years old and under, to $2.70 an hour. The simple laws of supply and demand decree that the less an employer must pay workers, the more workers he or she will hire. The more young people working, the less that will be on the streets looking for random violence, and our elected can breath easier. Poor, misguided government. The same people who brought you the simple, infallable principles of supply side economics are now telling you that there is a solution to youth unemployment that could have been dreamed up by any sophomore with a class in microeconomics under his or her belt. It probably was, too. It's difficult to believe that anyone could seriously offer a policy like that, as Reagan has. Consider trying to fill out a job application under the new program. Instead of o ne question: "Are you between 18 and 65?'' There would have to be two questions: "Are you between 16 and 22?" and "Are you between 23 and 65?" This clearly creates paperwork, stifling their efficiency that our policymakers are so valiantly fighting for. And, of course, anyone over 23 who could be replaced by a young worker would. No problem. Older workers don't riot in the streets. They're too busy defending their homes and families from the other rioters in the streets. And since they didn't have to hold jobs, they wouldn't have to worry about their loved ones while they were away at work. Letter to the editor More on Thinkpiece To the Editor: In response to Bruce Preston's "Think Piece" of February 10 entitled "Defining the Final Frontier", I have some thoughts to share. Taking the first step to say "hello" to a stranger in the elevator or commenting to the guy next to you on the progress of the snow sculptures is not an easy gesture. It is difficult to step outside of ourselves and perhaps reveal that we are concerned, friendly, and even caring people. It is difficult because that first step involves a risk — the risk that the stranger may not respond; difficult because of the courage to take that risk. However, has anyone thought about how much satisfaction there is in making the first step? Imagine giving a quick glance with a smile and in return hearing "Good - morning!". Or holding the door for the person behind you and hearing a heart - warming "Thank you!". Believe it or not, its these little gestures that make a person's day. It's also these little gestures that make our lives more at ease around other people. I speak personally on this issue since I am the girl from New PARKSIDE ENCOURAGES INTERACTION BETWEEN INSTRUCTORS AND THE COMMUNITY... Hampshire to whom Bruce referred in his article. I have been in Kenosha only four weeks, today, and needless to say, am quite homesick for family and friends still in New Hampshire. It has not been easy to wake each morning and face coming to school feeling like little "E.T.". Some days I just want to scream and run into the bushes to hide, yet the risk and courage it takes to make friends seem my only option. It hurts to be alone, and it. is heart - warming to know someone remembered me, even after only 10 minutes of conversation in the Union. My new "frontier" to Wisconsin and to Parkside can be a wonderful experience, but I must learn to step outside of myself and say that first "hello". It isn't easy, but it'll be worth making new friends, making someone's day brighter, and even showing that, yes, I am a concerned, friendly, and caring person. Thank you, Bruce for remembering me in your article, but especially for your food - for - thought. My next "hello" to a stranger won't be so hard. Leanne LaBelle ...SO WHEN PETER SEYBOLDSHOWEDA REAUNTERESTINTHE AREAS BLUECOLLAR WORKERS... ...TO PARTICIPATE DIRECTLY IN THE MOST PROFOUND EXPERIENCE PRESENTLY., ..TOUCHING THE LIVES OF WORKING PEOPLE IN RACINE AND KENOSHA... k Editor's notes What we live with by Pat Hensiak Editor So the snow of winter begins to melt, and Winter Carnival is over, and Spring Break is another four weeks away. Not to mention the fact that break is only one week to begin with, and when it gets here, it really only seems like three days. While we're busy waiting for the grand arrival of spring, I thought it might be fun to point out a few things that we'll put up with until the semester ends. We'll probably even put up with it next year, but we'll have to resocialize ourselves into dealing with it all over again. The first problem comes in with Molinaro 105. Beautiful lecture hall. I have a class in there every day. On Tuesdays and Thursdays it's Lee Thayer. On Monday, Wednesday and Friday, it's Dave Habbel. Fun classes. Wouldn't change my schedule for anything, but this lecture hall is so cold that I have at times brought a blanket to class. More than that, I've even used it. People do stare as if I'm somewhat crazy, but I absolutely refuse to get FROSTBITE. We aging people who have poor circulation need the rooms to be at least 60 degrees, and most of the .. PARKSIDE s ADMINISTRATION DECIDED TO AFFORD HIM THE OPPORTUNITY... time this room is in the low 50's. So, the dedicated Communication majors suffer through cold, miserable lecture halls just to learn how to communicate. Bless us. On Tuesday nights a few of us luckier students took Women's Studies. Although it's only happened once so far this semester, it has in the past been a common thing for the fire alarms to begin sounding throughout the entire Comm Arts building right after the class comes back from break. It is difficult to believe that a professor would be asked to talk over this outrageous sound, and to expect students to listen to any lecture over it is asking too much. When this happens, the professor moves us to a different room, at the other end of the campus. Then when we really start to talk noise pollution, we have for your listening entertainment the famous "Men At Work" right outside the coffee shop in the old PSGA office. I'm sure the office is five times bigger than it was. It sounds as if they've moved every wall in all of WLLC. Talking on the phone is an entertaining experience through all of this. The other day I was talking to my poor mother through all of this noise, and I thought she said bring home some steaks, when what she really said was "Bring home some tape." Lucky me, I went out and bought steaks to feed six in my family, and all she needed was some tape to wrap a gift. $9.29 I paid to have to go back to the store to get TAPE. All of these things seem quite little, I know. I've often told myself that. The frustrating thing is watching them all pile up. First the little noises, then the cold rooms, the loud noises. I suppose all in all it's just part of going to school, and we have to learn to live with it. We'll have to adjust. Why, just the other day I heard my mother say to my brother, "Things don't get any easier, dear." .UNEMPLOYMENT! I Used by p ermission o f R acine Labor Pa per, No v. 9, 1 982. Ranger General Membership Meeting: Friday, February 25 at I p.m. in WLLC DI39 C Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Maureen Burke, Carra Cariello, Dan Dowhower, Carol Kortendick ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager Sport Reporter; STAFF Lei!ZB.y!?®: Jea?"e Buenker - Phillips, Patricia Cumbie, d k J?hn Kova,ic' R'ck Luehr, Robb Luehr, Katny Rayburn, Napoleon Scarbrough, Jennie Tunkiecz. UW • ParkSide - ^ are so,, °f wisconsir paper with'one^inch marains^iUMMt 'f ,ypewri,,en' doublespaced on standard sizt eluded tor verification letters must be signed and a telephone number in Names will be withheld for valid reasons. reserves all ^Vt^a'|S privlfeqes3',3 ref?is|f°r publica,ion on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, February 17,1983 Academic Games Teaching Evaluations likely to stay by JJeeaannnnee BBuupennkkoeir* -. DPhki:luli:p s ' ' Teaching, it has been suggested 2 a ^aft which affects eternity' Few howler, are willing to wait until the Last Judgment to evaluate the impact individual college instructors have upon their students. Especially during the last two decades, nearly every American college and university has mandated that the quality of classroom teaching should be measured systematically and that the results should be used in decisions regarding merit, tenure, and promotion. Since the rewards are temporal, the instruments of evaluation must be also. According to the UW - Parkside Policies and Procedures Handbook, teaching is evaluated as follows: "The primary source of information regarding the quality of teaching shall be student course evaluations conducted each fall and spring semester. A faculty member shall be afforded opportunity to present other evidence regarding teaching quality, such as reading lists, course outlines, innovations, samples of student work, reports of colleague observers, participation in teaching improvement workshops, videotapes of presentations and impact on former students. Evidence from all of the above sources shall be considered in the evaluation of teaching quality." Probably the most important pieces of evidence are the teaching evaluations completed by students at the end of each semester. These evaluations are looked over carefully by faculty members and are used for merit rating as well as for tenure decision. The issue of teaching evaluations has been around as long as Parkside has. Overall, just about everyone agrees there is a need for teaching evaluations, but many questions arise as to what form the evaluations should be in; how often they should be distributed; and what questions should be asked. Presently, both written and computerized answer sheets are used. Some divisions use the computerized form, others the written form, and some a combination of both. Since nowhere is it specified what form should be used, both are acceptable. It is the belief of some that it is unnecessary to evaluate a teacher each and every time that she / he teaches a course. Some believe otherwise. It has been a common practice at Parkside for a teaching evaluation to be handed out in every course at the end of every semester. This practice will continue indefinitely unless the Faculty Senate is presented with sufficient evidence to change it. As mentioned above, there are discrepancies found between the teaching evaluations of each division. This is true also for the types of questions found on each Economic Outlook: Dim Continuedi FFrroomm PPaaggee OOnnee magazine *\S HlfPlv to hnriAmA • a _ 4 . state's budget. "He's done a great deal by doing what he can. The state by itself can't solve the problems of the nation," Reuss added, "but he's on the right track." In contrast to Reuss, an . political hand, Gar Alperowitz Racine native and head of Uv center for economic alternatives Washington, D.C., offered a old a the m more pessimistic view of Wisconsin's, and the nation's economic future. A relative newcomer to politicis, he was recently cited by Newsweek •••••••••• Chess Club Are you a pawn in the game of life? Fight back by joining the Chess Club. Beginning through advanced players are welcome. We'll improve your game and have a good time. Our next meeting is Wednesday, Feb. 23 at 1 p.m. in MOLN D-133 to gather forces and discuss the upcoming tournament. Don't miss it. SWEA The Student Wisconsin Education Association will be showing the video "One Nation Under God," on Monday, Feb. 21 from 1 to 2 p.m. in MOLN D-128. The topic of the presentation is censorship in today's school system. The showing is open to all faculty, staff and students. magazine as likely to become active in government should a Democrat be elected president in 1984. "Wisconsin may not recover," he said. The combination of a drastic rise in oil prices and the end of the Vietnam war acted to decrease consumer and government demand in the mid 70's, leading to the recession. He said the nation needed to adopt "a very different form of political economy," if it is to survive. Immediate steps to be taken, he said, would include loosening the money supply by the Fed to bring Club Events MOLN 126 at 1 p. m. This meeting is very important because we will be electing a new representative to SOC. Just as important as the election is the announcement of where and when the next party will be held. Any member who fails to attend or fails to give a valid reason for their absence will be held up for public humiliation. Just kidding, guys and gals, but please make an attempt to attend. Just a reminder, the Very Special Arts Festival is coming up and we need to submit a list of members who are willing to help a handicapped child have a good time. If you are not busy on Tuesday, Mar. 15, volunteer or feel guilty for the rest of the semester. down interest rates and encourage investment. He said that high oil prices would continue to be a factor in the recession, but "it would be very easy to cut imports to zero percent." Alperowitz criticised both parties' jobs bills, saying, "they are substitutes for a program to move us into serious growth." The jobs bill now under consideration only accounts for .2 percent of t he labor force and is inadequate one percentage point gain unemployment, he said, add $30 million to the National Product. A in would Gross •••••••••• Minister, and Enrique Baldonia, a Catholic Priest, will address these subjects and America's involvement in this highly controversial region of the world. There will also be time for a question and answer period. The program is free and open to the public. Geology UWPDT The Parkside Dart Team recently held its Dart Board Christening Ceremony in the Recreation Center. After a brief speech from the Almost Reverend Nick, members of the team opened the refreshments. The Dart Board is available for use in the ping pong room by any Parkside student. To obtain the board, surrender your validated ID card at the Rec Center counter. Students should bring their own darts. We are also having another Dart Team meeting next Monday in On Friday, Feb. 18, the Geology Colloquium will hold the forum "Uranium Mineralization and Uranium Potential in Wisconsin," at 3p. m. in GRQ 113. The speaker will be Dr. Gregory Mursky from the UW - Milwaukee Department of Geological and Geophysical services. Political ScienceMobe On Wednesday, Mar. 2 at 1 p. m. in MOLN 109 there will be a forum on Central American political movements. The program will explore the present political and living conditions in El Salvador and Nicaragua. Patricia Castro, a Baptist Art Addicts The Art Addicts will be holding their next meeting Monday February 21, at 1 p. m. in CA 111. Topics to be covered include the nomination of club officers for the 1983-'84 school year, and a progress report and evaluation of our budget. We will also be formulating student art show rules and regulations. As always, we welcome all newcomers. See you there. Computer Club Dr. T.J. O'Donnell of Abott Laboratories will be the guest of the Parkside Computer Club on Wednesday, Feb. 23. Dr. O'Donnell will give a presentation on GRAMPS, a high - level graphics language. The talk will begin at 1 p.m. in MOLN 107. A bag lunch get together with Dr. O'Donnell will be held in MOLN ill at noon. Everyone is invited. The Computer Fair and the induction into ACM will be the topics for discussion at the Monday, Feb. 21 meeting of the Computer Club. The meeting will be in MOLN 116 a t 1 p.m. division's Evaluation. In the past it has been suggested that a standardized form be used. However, this has been found to be virtually impossible because each division teaches somewhat differently and has different objectives than the others. While not even their most enthusiastic advocates would claim that student evaluations of teaching are perfect, nearly everyone agrees they are preferable, with all their faults, to the most likely alternatives - classroom visitations by administrators and colleagues. The latter would be enormously time consuming and few faculty or administrators would be willing to sacrifice other activities to create the necessary time. More importantly, evaluations by administrators and faculty could easily be productive of a buses. Faculty at institutions where administrators do the evaluating, frequently complain that they are used as weapons to keep "trouble makers in line." Peer evaluations based upon classroom visitation can easily lead to "logrolling," owning faculty, or to errors to "reward friends and punish enemies." Faculty evaluations may be useful supplements to student efforts but they are generally not viewed as acceptable substitutes. For all the controversy surrounding student measures of teaching, they seem likely to remain a major part of the faculty evaluation process. Dawkins to lecture on black mental health Dr. Marva P. Dawkins, clinical psychologist, and Helen P. Ramey, psychiatric social workers, will be the featured speakers at an Activity Period program on "Mental Health and the Black Community," to be held on Wednesday, Feb. 23,1 to 2 p. m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd Floor, Library / Learning Center. Dr. Dawkins is Executive Director of the Institute for Community Mental Health in Chicago. She has had extensive experience in the field of community mental health including the planning, development, administration, and evaluation of community mental health services. Dr. Dawkins was instrumental in the development of a major community mental health center in Chicago which presently serves a high risk poverty area of more than thirty thousand residents. Currently, Dr. Dawkins is involved in the development of treatment programs in the areas of developmental disabilities, alcoholism and chronic mental illness. Ms. Ramey is the Director of General Affairs and Consultative Services in the Institute for Community Mental Health. She specializes in treatment strategies for the difficult - to - manage client and comprehensive planning for severe emotionally disturbed adolescents. Ms. Ramey has had extensive experience in conducting community - based workshops on the mobilization of resources for the effective treatment of difficult - to - manage clients including individuals who are confronted with alcohol related problems. There is a display on "Mental Health and the Black Community" on Level 1 of the Library. The talk is being sponsored by Parkside's Black Students Organization and the Library / Learning Center. Kummings authors Whitman reference guide Donald D. Kummings, a Parkside English professor and a published poet, is the author of a new book, "Walt Whitman, 1940- 1975: A Reference Guide," recently issued by G.K. Hall as part of The Reference Guides to Literature series. The product of five and a half years of research and writing, the book is a complete guide to the "boom years" in Whitman studies, when the author of "Out of th e Cradle Endlessly Rocking," "Song of Myself" and other uniquely American poetry emerged as a writer of international stature. During the period surveyed by the book, a total of 3,172 publications appeared dealing with Whitman and his work. The period also saw the beginning of four new journals devoted exclusively to Whitman. This book's annotated listing incorporates all materials from previous bibliographies and cites thousands of items — including many never before referenced — from contemporary newspapers, journals and magazines. Reviewer Hershel Parker, Fletcher Brown Professor English at the University Delaware said, "It's awesome what can be learned from this book about innumerable aspects of American life." H. of of In addition to his book, Kummings has published five articles and three reviews on Whitman. He also has published articles on a number of other writers including Nathaniel Hawthorne, Alexis de Tocqueville, Henry James, Philip Freneau, Stephen Crane, Jack London and Hart Crane. Kummings currently is working on a second book, a collection of original poems. His poetry has appeared in a number of journals and anthologies. Kummings joined the UW - Parkside English faculty in 1970 and won a distinguished service award for teaching excellence in 1977. He chaired the English discipline from 1974-76. He earned his PhD degree in English and American Studies at Indiana University and taught at IU, Purdue University and Adrian College before coming to UW-P. Write Ranger A Letter! RANGER needs an advertising salesperson now! — Based on Campus. — For Racine and surrounding area. — To acquire and maintain new advertising Previous experience not a requirement, but good communication and business skills are desirable. During initial trial period you will be paid $20 00 / week for a return of one new 2 x 5" advertisement each week. ~ " ~ After 6 weeks you can join our commission - plus - bonus plan. — Our Kenosha salesman has earned $900 this school year to date — The opportunities are for real! — Own transportation and mininum of 6 credits required. — C al! at Ranger Office for application form. (Next TO L ottee Shop). — We are an equal opportunity employer — Thursday, February 17,1983 Paul Berge draws cartoons to make people think The wfAorflkr of\Cf DPMau..1l BT> erg— e- , . . _ . Ranger's editorial cartoonist, is the subject of an exhibit at the Racine Public Library this month. Berge, 23, has worked as an editorial cartoonist for the St. Olaf's college Manitou, the M a d i s o n I n d e p e n d e n t , Mathematics Magazine and other area publications" as well as Ranger. "I did a lot of doodling as a child," Berge said. He first started drawing topically when he tried copying a Time magazine illustration of Richard Nixon. "It came out looking more like George McGovern," he said, Berge then began drawing McGovern cartoons. As a student at Washington Park High School in Racine, Berge drew cartoons to illustrate stories in the Park Beacon. "They actually let me draw 'tame' AN EXAMPLE of one of Paul's many works. So it goes. Blind bureaucrats cause class cuts Satire by John Kovalic I was disturbed, nay, disgusted, when I received the news of the cancellation of one of t he eminent Professor Peter Martin's courses this semester. The short - sightedness of some simplistic bureaucrats left me stupified! What person in his or her right mind would ever cut a course so obviously important to world peace, economic recovery and philosophical enlightenment as "Studies in Cultural Patterns: Literature and Culture of the 1950's." When I stormed up to administration, banners waving and protest flags flying, I was given the lame excuse that only five people actually signed up for the course. If class attendance were the only criterion on which to judge a lecture, then the only course given at Parksi.de would be "Nude Drawing and Drug Culture 101." Whatever happened to sheer quality and excellence? Now Professor Martin is condemned to teaching English 101 for the rest of the semester. The cancellation of Dr. Martin's class prompted me to do a bit of investigative research. What other fine courses had the university, for one reason or another, cancelled? What gems of knowledge would be lost to the student body forever, cut by an unfeeling and heartless bureaucracy trying to suppress the freedom of expression and enrichment in a ruthless bid for absolute power? The number of quality classes cut amazed me. History 116 - The Life and Times of Millard Fillmore. (9 credits, three semesters) The life, loves and laughs of one of America's most influential and respected leaders, highlighting the 'Cocktail Party,' the 'long sleep' and the infamous 'acc o u n t a n t s u p r i s i n g . ' (Prerequisite: History 115 - Accountants in the Nineteenth Century) Sociology 308 - Richard Simmons - Man or Myth? (3 credits - 10 a .m., weekdays) The spectacular rise to fame of one of television's best known homosexuals. Learn the history of aerobics and its effects on Jane Fonda, Raquel Welch and Mickey Mouse. (Cross - listed as Communications 308 - Richard Simmons: Man or Mythith?) Physics 429 - Electricity and Electromagnetism for Jocks (6 credits, 2 semester) How to plug and unplug toasters and replace lightbulbs. Prerequisite for Physics 430 - Our Friend the Atom. Wrestlers, Basketball and Baseball players only. Women's Studies 300 - Women in History - Men Didn't Have All The Fun Proving that women are truly equal, even in genocide. Portrays the lives of the greatest female mass - murderers in history, including Catherine The Great, Queen Mary the First, etc. Plus special lectures on Lizzie Bordon New Music - Sound Diggings Looking for treasure in by Napoleon Scarbrough Greetings, fellow music lovers I am a nomad who wanders search of true, great, and entertaining music. Music that will cause one to relax the mental and emotional strains of everyday coping with this madness we call living, and, instead, allow your mind and your very soul to be taken on an excursion by the melifiuous sounds that will prevail. As some of you are undoubtedly aware, it takes a very special style of music to accomplish this feat. No doubt most of you have experienced an absence of g reat music as you scan the length and breadth of your radio dial. Personally, I haven't heard any great music on the radio since the fall of '69. (Of course, I was a child at the time). Consequently, this unnatural phenomenon has "had an adverse effect on music lovers in general and die - hard fanatics in particular. Through my faithful assistants, who have been paramount in helping me monitor your behavior, I have learned that you, the public at large, (or small) have, a.) rocked when you should have rolled, b.) beeped when you should have bopped, and c.) I have personally seen some of you geeing up when you should have been getting down. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Realizing that this kind of behavior contradicts everything I learned in psychology 101, as well as being detrimental to a groovy society, I quickly decided to set out on an expedition in an effort to uncover the lost sound that will bring: "Heavy, man, heavy," "Too mucking fuch," and "Ain't that a groove?" back into our conscience and attitude. You have an open invitation to join me through this column as I dig for the lost treasure of sound. I want you to be there when I find "the" music that will turn America and the world on again. Come, join me in my quest for "Sound Diggings," you dig? and Mrs. Brown, whose cow started the fire of Chicago. English 203 - Herpes in Shakespeare (Course description deleted by ed.) Prerequisite for English 204 - Herpes and Nihilism in Dostoyevsky, and Sociology 400 - Why are English Majors Obsessed with Herpes? Political Philosophy 390 - The American Way How to shoot truck drivers, poison Tylenol capsules and run for Mayor of Chicago while making a million big ones. Cross - listed as Sociology 390 - How to Screw Your Neighbor and Modern Culture 390 - Ho w to Screw Your Neighbor's Spouse. Philosophy 311 - How to Confuse Laymen Take familiar lines of thought and confuse your friends. For true pseudo - intellectuals only. "All men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore all men are Socrates, etc." Philosophy 362 - The Great Thinkers - A Comparison Socrates, Plato, Rosseau, Descartes, John Stuart Mill and Nietsche. What brands of wine did they drink, what were their shirt sizes, who could belch loudest and who was best in bed? Art and Culture 306 Learn long, meaningless words to impress your girlfriend. Religious Studies 201 - The Ten Commandments A few useful loopholes. The list goes on. I think I have made my point. I demand a written explanation of this mindless hacking of courses from Chancellor Guskin. If I have no reply by Monday, I will have to demand his immediate impeachment, slander, and any other nasty things I can think of. I will petition the Supreme Court. Justice will prevail! editorial cartoons," he added. Berge was only censored once, he said, when he drew a cartoon about remedial education. During the Racine teacher's strike in 1977 when, Berge submitted several cartoons to the Racine Journal - Times. At St. Olaf's College, in Minnesota, Berge majored in political science because, "I've never been very thrilled with art classes." He has taken one art class each in high school and college. He added he felt he was never in tune with what art teachers were teaching. Berge said that he "never, got any hate notices from the administration," at St. Olaf's. He believes that it is an editorial cartoonist's role to cause people to think. Because of that he welcomes feedback to his work both as a criticism of his work and an indication that he is being read. "I don't mind the occasional complaint," he added. At this time Berge is seeking syndication, or as he puts it, "Trying to get a paying job." There is not a large market for cartoonists, due to a large influx of young artists during Vietnam and the Nixon administration. "If they don't have a cartoonist they can't afford one, and if they can afford one, they have one," he concluded. 'Sound of Music' to open in Kenosha The Sound of Music is the eleventh and last of the beloved Rodgers and Hammerstein musical comedies that delighted American theater goers from Oklahoma onward. This musical celebrates the adventures of the famous TRAPP FAMILY SINGERS. It will be presented at the Reuther High School Auditorium, starting March 5th and continuing for six performances, ending March 13th. Gail Ann Martin will star as Maria Rainer, the courageous postulant who became a governess to seven motherless children. Martin portrayed "Anna" in The King and I last year, the first production of the Miss Kenosha Scholarship Pageant, and the Lioness of greater Kenosha, jointly produced together. Miss Martin was Miss Kenosha 1980 and the first runner - up to Miss Wisconsin that year. She is a graduate of the Lawrence Conservatory of Music, where she appeared as the lead in several opera productions there. Jon Marschall, a senior at Carthage college, is featured as the aristocratic Austrian father of the Von Trapp children. Jon is majoring in both music and psychology. He has been a member of the Carthage college choir for four years and has toured parts of the U. S. and Europe with the choir. He has appeared in several dramatic and musical productions, including Damn Yankees, Scapino and The Fiddler on the Roof. Tickets for the March 5,6,10,11, 12 and 13th performance dates are now on sale. General admission tickets are $5.00 and reserved seating tickets are $6.00. L ioness Ticket Chairman, Faith Pffiefer, announces that Thursday, March 10, will be Family Night and that • FIGHT rfr\ against uy BIRTH DEFECTS MARCH OF DIMES THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED BY THE PUBLISHER - WANTED - Ladies & Gents to be on Parkside Rangers new Honey Bear Pom-Pom Team. Tryouts Fri. 18th at 1:00 pm in Gym. Any questions call Shirley, 553-2320 all tickets for this performance will be $3.50. S enior citizens and children under 12 will pay $4.00 for a ticket, except for reserved seating. The ticket outlets are Ace Hardware, Flowers With Love, The Barden Store, or The Leader Store at the Regency Mall - Racine. PARKSIDE UNION 10.00 am - 4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK O F FE B. 2 1 MALTED MILK BA LLS 25% OFF Thursday, February 17,1983 RANGER Forget prep, the collegiate look is IT, and for cheap by Tony Rogers Feature Editor So you want to dress collegiate? And you don't want to spend a lot of money? Read on. You'll notice that I said collegiate and not preppy. Preppy and collegiate are definitely two different things, and I wouldn't dress preppy if my life depended on it. I would and do dress collegiate however, and if yo u are stylish, you will too. Let me first clarify what collegiate is and what preppy is. Collegiate is a classic look, traditional, even conservative, but classic nonetheless. It is basically a layered look of button - down shirts, v - neck and crew - neck sweaters, corduroy and solid colored slacks, and tweed and corduroy blazers. Collegiate colors include brown, navy blue, light blue, burgundy, gray, wheat, and similarly subdued and conservative colors. Preppy, on the other hand, is a trendy, faddish, cheap and obnoxious look that was invented by Calvin Klein. It is also a somewhat layered look, but it includes such colors as pink, purple, light green, bright red, flourescent yellow, peuce and mauve, usually mixed in various disturbing combinations. It also encompasses clothing with labels — alligators, foxes, Calvin Klein, etc. So, you say you want to dress collegiate, but you haven't got much money. No problem. It is possible to build a good collegiate COMim ¥ 0 RACME FEB. 25* Tony Brown Bond wardrobe for under fifty dollars. A few basic tips to begin with, however. First, and most important, don't ever, ever, ever, buy designer clothes. Don't buy anything with a AT LEFT, John Kovalic models the sloppy, non - collegiate look, while Michael Kailas exhibits collegiate class at right. label. Designer clothes are much more expensive than no - name clothes, and are often of inferior quality. Case in point: I was recently in a local clothing store, looking at tweed jackets. I spied two identical brown tweed jackets, one a no - name and one a Calvin Klein. The Calvin Klein jacket was priced at $190.00 a nd was only 80 percent wool. The no - name jacket was priced at only $90.00, and was 100 percent wool. I'm not kidding. Don't buy designer clothes. They are not worth it. Secondly, don't shop at specialty shops for clothes. Go to a large department store where prices are lower. Boston Store is fairly inexpensive - Kohl's department store and Shopko, Target and the like are very cheap. Okay, down to business. One of the most important things about a collegiate wardrobe is that it is interchangeable - a shirt matches a sweater, sweater with slacks, and so on. You want to be able to switch these combinations around, so whenever possible you should buy clothes of neutral color. Brown and gray sweaters go with many different things, and as a rule sweaters should usually be solid colors. Get wool sweaters whenever possible — they are warmer and more durable. They are also slightly more expensive than acrylic sweaters, but usually worth it. Jantzen is an especially good brand for wool sweaters, and is fairly inexpensive. V - neck sweaters are good if you are wearing a nice shirt and tie with the sweater. Crew - necks are good if yo u wear your collars out. The problem with some crew - neck sweaters is that they tend to cover up whatever shirts are worn underneath. While sweaters should be darker, solid colors, shirts should be lighter colors, with plaid and striped patterns, thereby providing a contrast. Button down collar shirts are good if you are going to wear a tie. When buying shirts, check that the buttons are firmly sewn in, and that the cloth is sturdy. There are a lot of ch eap brands of shirts that fall apart after the first washing. Some combinations: Blue and white ANOTHER EXAMPLE of collegiate wear. striped shirt and gray sweater - Wheat colored sweater with blue shirt and brown tie - White shirt and light or dark blue sweater - any plaid colored shirt with solid colored sweater of matching color. Botany 500 is a very good brand for shirts. Jackets are not necessary, but are nice if you have the extra bucks to spend. You can get a nice tweed jacket for less than one - hundred dollars. Make sure it is mostly wool, make sure it is a color which will match with many of y our other sweaters and shirts, and make sure it is the right size. A jacket that is too small will be miserable to wear, and too large a jacket will look too bulky. Slacks are in, jeans are out. Navy blue, beige, and khaki green slacks are all a vital part of a collegiate wardrobe. Corduroy is also excellent, in similar colors. McGregor is a good brand for slacks, Lee is a good brand for corduroy. Leather shoes, preferably brown. Finally, I want to stress that a collegiate wardrobe is bought in stages, not all' at once. A shirt here, a sweater there, a pair of slacks, and so on. When you buy something, consider how it will fit with the rest of your clothes, what you can wear it with, and how easily it will match with clothes you buy in the future. Consider the wardrobe as a whole, not as a collection of separate pieces. Buy clothes that look and feel sturdy and durable - don't buy clothes made from cheap or inferior materials - they may be less expensive, but in the end not as good a buy. It is possible to look good for cheap, but one has to shop carefully. Impulse buying is not the way to buy clothes - shop around, look for sales, and you should do well. Wustum Museum Happenings t The Racine Art Association announces the Artist - of - the - Month in the Art Sales and Rental Gallery, the Mini Gallery at the Wustum Museum in Racine. Continuing through March 20 will be a display of th e work of Gisela Magdalena Moyer of Green Bay. Moyer received her B.A. degree in Art from the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. She has exhibited in: Wisconsin '80 at UW - Stevens Point, winning an award, and Wisconsin '81, Rahr - West Museum, Manitowoc, winning an award. Her pieces have been displayed at the Wustum in Watercolor Wisconsin '80 and '82, Wisconsin Fibers 1981 and Fishing Lure / Fishing Lore summer 1982. Moyer will display handmade paper constructions that include folding, dying and painting. All works can be purchased or rented. HEY PARKSIDE.. Wednesday* Ladies Night at f Nei0 Musfc the Legion Bar, with Mixed Drinks 25 G* n ( LIVE MUSIC is BACK! J Buzzcock's 'Going Steady' is punk at it's best EXCALIBER 1 Fri.-Sat. Feb. 18 <5c 1 9 ^ • Enjoy God's Country with Style. d; On Tap at Union Square by John Kovalic As I take up pen once more for the New Music column, I am indebted to Professor Wayne Johnson for his invaluable help in screwing up my whole concept of beauty and asthetic judgement. Though I cannot recommend his class (Philosophy 101) to o highly, if h e fails to clear up the issue by Wednesday I'm thinking of becoming a monk and moving to Tibet. Enough of introductions, and back to the philosophy lecture. Taking a private subjectivist point of view, if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you'll like. From an objectivist or asthetic intuitionist point of view, they probably don't possess the simple, indefinable non - natural quality called beauty, but they are damn good at what they do. Finally, from the cultivated taste standpoint, if you don't like them now, give it a shot anyway, so you can at least try to gain some breadth of exposure in this particular area of perceptive experience. (All long sentences @ 1983 Wayne Johnson) The Buzzcocks Singles - Going Steady This is the first true punk - rock group I've reviewed in this column. At the moment, back in the U.K., there is great debate as to whether punk is dead or not. (If it isn't dead, it is certainly very ill.) While listening to "Going Steady," you can see what made the punk rock movement so attractive in the first place. The album is an amazing collection of singles which the Buzzcocks, headed by lead singer - frequent songwriter Pete Shelly, released during the heyday of Britain's new musical revolution. Be warned. This is not the prissy, cute 'New Wave' of The Human League, The Police, or The Culture Club. This is Punk at its most violent anarchist best. This is short, nasty, and brutish. This is not a record you would want to play at your sister's confirmation party. and numerous other songs of theirs stand now as highlights of the whole movement. However, the best on the album is without a doubt, the near masterpiece, "Ever Fallen in Love?" If you really want to annoy your neighbors or just be Side one opens with "Orgasm Addict." This was, of course, their first single in the U.K. and possesses all the subtlety of Frank Zappa on a bad day. "You're sneaking in the back door with your dirty magazines / and your mother wants to know what all those stains are on your jeans / you're an orgasm addict." Etc. etc. Accompanied by appropriate grunts and groans. However, Shelly soon learned that to reach even a punk eudience one has to be a tad more subtle. From this philosophy, some of the best power punk of the late seventies and early eighties emerged. "Promises," "I Don't Mind," generally obnoxious, crank sucker up. You'll blow them au The album, though marrec places and ultimal monotonous, is great for casional listening and for dam at a new wave / punk party. H with "Going Steady," is a con history of punk rock in a sii album. So, for those of you want something which is not c not overproduced, is ma violent, and extremely powei pick up a copy. An added boni its' size (sixteen singles) and price (less than five doll; making it excellent value for money. Overall then, three out of 1 *** RANGER Thursday, February 17,1983 7 Men's Wrestling Muckerheide Brains plus Brawn by Maureen Burke Mike Muckerheide is a 20 year old junior with a double major of Computer Science and Business. He came to Parkside from West Bend, and has several major, achievements in his wrestling career, including being a two - time All American. He also holds the school records for most reverals and most near falls in a career, with a career record of 78- 30. His season record thus far is 29-8, with 9 pins. Mike, in his 9th year of wrestling, said, "I started wrestling because in 7th grade, guys are always fighting and a lot of m y buddies went out for it too. Plus, I was a little guy back then." At Kimberly High School, Mike went to the State Championships in his junior year, but didn't place. In his senior year he fared much better. Going to State with a record of 29-0, he placed 3rd. He finished that season with a record of 32-1. "I really wanted to take State that year," Mike said. "I wanted that really bad." Mike felt that was the major disappointment of his career. After high school, Mike came to Parkside and wrestled at 158 his freshman year. He dislocated his shoulder one month prior to Nationals. "I thought I was gonna get killed at Nationals because I could hardly move it," he said. He made All American though, taking 6th. In his sophomore year, Mike was an All Amerccan once again, this time he took 7th. Mike feels that there isn't just one person who has helped him the most during his wrestling career. "It's really hard to say," he said. "My high school coach, Mr. Jerry Zieger, helped a lot. If it wasn't for him, I probably would have gone out. He and Coach Koch both helped a lot. They're both really good guys." This year, Mike has spent most of th e season wrestling at 158 lbs. 35 of his matches have been at that weight, while he's wrestled 1 match at 167 an d another at 150. Now he has gone down to the next weight class, which is 150 and will probably finish out the season there. To keep in shape during the off - season, Mike works on a construction crew with his father. "I've been doing that since I was about 13, and I used to think that was all I needed to do to stay in shape for wrestling, but it wasn't, so I started lifting weights too." Mike doesn't let his wrestling take a toll on his schooling. As Head Coach Jim Koch says, "Mike is not only a good wrestler, but he is an excellent student as well. He's the classic example of the student - athlete. He takes both his wrestling as well as his studying equally serious." but an outstanding athlete as well. Coach Koch feels that Mike meets both criteria. "He is 100% dedicated and just a pleasure to coach." Another trait that Koch says impressed him about Muckerheide is his personality. "When the team travels to meets or tournaments," Koch said, "Mike kind of acts as an 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' He's very friendly and he will go up to and talk to everyone." Mike is easy to get to know and is very easy going. He was voted co - captain along with teammate Mike Vania, and while Vania leads vocally, Muckerheide does most of his leading by example. He has high character and is intelligent as well as very dedicated. "One thing that I really enjoy about Mike," says Koch, "is his loyalty. He speaks well of his past associates, and is very positive about everything. As a coach I can appreciate that he will speak well of our school and our program. "Mike seems to have everything going for him and I'm certain that he'll be a big success in whatever he chooses to do in the future." "THE EPITOME of student - athlete." Muckerheide, who has a cumulative GPA of 3.5, has been nominated by Coach Koch for the NAIA Academic All American. To be nominated, a student - athlete must have at least a 3.0 GPA, written statements from faculty, coaches, and counselors, and be not only an outstanding student, The Fascination of f encing by Carol Kortendick "On guard," yelled the fencing director. The fencers prepared themselves for yet another bout as I, a curious spectator, walked in. Like many, I was baffled by the men and women cavorting around the floor waving swords about, yet captivated by their grace and agility. I watched fascinated but still puzzled when suddenly I recognized a familiar face who I secretly hoped would divulge the many facets of the game to me. The information given proved that fencing is a well diversified sport demanding quick wits, speed, and endurance. There are three different fencing weapons, the epee, the sabre and the foil. Each requires specific skills and rules to defeat the opponent. The weapons are chosen by the player's build and ability, plus they must use only one weapon per match. Basically the object of all three is to jab the opponent in their designated targets. Rest assured, the fencers don't play for blood and guts, only for points. The foil appeared the least demanding with its medium ranged target and overall required skill. The game is electrically monitored with a button at the tip of th e blade. The fencer must thrust his sword in the opponent's torso area, though it's not quite that easy. While the fencer is trying to attack the other player, he must also contend with the whims of his opponent. Thus while trying to score himself, he must also ward or parry off the defending sword of his opponent. He must be careful not to hit the areas other than the torso, or a foul will be called. To further complicate the game, the fencer must press the sword with enough pressure to score. There are two male and two female foilists on the Parkside team and they are holding their own fairly well. The epeeist is quite similar to the foil yet slight differences change the game completely. This game is also electrically monitored for scoring purposes, but the pressure needed for scoring is far greater for the epee. The target is the entire body, which might lead you to believe it would be easier to gain points. The opposite, however, is true, making the game more intense and difficult because the fencer has to ward off a ttacks coming from all areas looking for loopholes to score. Coach Loren Hein said that he tries to pick taller persons for the epee knowing they have a greater advantage over their opponents. This sport not only calls for quickness but also for good physical attributions. The sabre is unlike the other two in many respects, almost placing it in quite another category of fencing. It doesn't use electrical hook-ups, calling for the need for five different judges. The game is more aggressive. The other two weapons have specific boundaries while the sabre has none; thus it covers more territory. The game is not timed (as with the other two) but lasts approximately a minute and a half. It's a fast paced match and as aspiring freshman fencer Greg Sharpe said, "It's a highly intellectual game." Fencing is a very single minded game concentrating solely on individual work, yet every fencer frequently hears these four words — mobility, timing, quickness, and endurance. With these words in mind, fencing can only be referred to as a complicated and invigorating game. Parkside's team has proved its skill by placing in the NCAA leagues, competing only against top - notched teams such as Notre Dame and Wayne State. THIS THURSDAY following the UW-Parkside vs Lewis University basketball game -ccccccccoooocco: STONE OAK ^SOOOSOCOSCOOSO&SCCQOSOSr Bluegrass, Newgrass Western Swing 9:00 p.m. - Union Square Free with exchange of basketball ticket at halftime — OR — $3.00 at the door J&'' C3'1 RANG ~D£Z/M:£S~ collegiate crossword (Solution on Page 4) 1 2 3 4 5 1 18 6 7 8 9 1 19 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 20 'h 22 | 23 24 25 ' III 26 27 28 29 30 31 l 32 33 1 34 35 36 • 37 38 40 41 42 43 44 • 45 46 47 • 48 49 50 ffl 52 53 54 55 1 56 57 1 58 59 60 62 63 16 4 ACROSS 1 M*A*S*H cha racter 6 Biblical brother 10 Nothing else than 14 Greek marketplace 15 Marceau, for one 16 Item used by Tom Watson 17 Beautiful 20 Another item used by Tom Watson 21 Remuneration 22 Do housework 23 Actress Virginia 24 Raconteur's forte 26 S .E. Asians 29 From th e world's highest country 32 General Bradley 33 Tanks, etc. 34 Actress Charlotte 36 Strict attention to details 40 Compass point 41 Appraiser 42 Me d school course (abbr.) 43 Subject of "Nanook of the North" 45 Tampico f are 47 Israeli VIP 48 Cross out 49 Pons or Peters 51 Christmas 52 Suffix meaning footed 55 In a cowardly way 59 Neat as 60 Excited 61 Wall street event 62 Suffix meaning without 63 Chess piece 64 Locations DOWN 1 Lost in delight 2 Chills and fever 3 Ford's running mate 4 de Triomphe 5 City in New Jer sey 6 Friend, in another language 7 Occlusion of one's teeth 8 Flightless bird 9 Conducted 10 " in G" 11 Greek Cupid 12 Defeat soundly 13 Pulver's rank (abbr.) 18 Slangy sunshine 19 Loafers 23 Painter Chagall 24 Indonesian isle 25 Leigh Hunt hero 26 Be sa d 27 Entertain 28 Bowling establishment 29 Assays 30 Emile Griffith's domain 31 Like Fred Allen's speaking voice 33 Illinois city 35 This: Sp. 37 Of a social unit 38 Nureyev movie, " Dancer" 39 Questionnaire item 44 Actors Tighe and McCarthy 45 Ball club 46 Metes 48 Condescend 49 Swindle 50 Goddess of fertility 51 Weather outlook 52 Pre-college entrance exam 53 Kind o f shoppe 54 Works with hair 55 " Joey" 56 Sports distance 57 Turkish title 58 Psychic Geller Thursday, February 17,1983 RANGER SPORT NEWS Men's Wrestling by Maureen Burke The Men's Wrestling team had a very good weekend in Wheaton, 111. They participated in the Wheaton Invitational on Feb. 11 & 12, and placed 2nd out of 26 teams. The Rangers wereoutscored by only 8 points. Six of the Ranger wrestlers placed at the tournament. They were: Todd Yde (167) - 2nd, Mike Winter (142) - 3rd, Ted Keyes (177) - 3rd, Mike Muckerheide (150) - 4th, Brian Irek (190) - 5t h, and Mike Vania (126) took 1st and was also named "Outstanding Wrestler" of the tournament. This was Vania's 41st victory. Coach Jim Koch commented, "It was a good team performance. It shows we have a very well balanced team." On Tuesday, Feb. 15, the team went ^gainst the Marquette Warriors. According to Coach Jim Koch, "It's a really interesting rivalry. We are 7-4 against the Warriors (going into this meet). It promises to be very interesting and I look for the score to be pretty close." Coming up on Friday, Feb. 18, Parkside will host the Midwest Sport Shots Regionals. There will be some really good competition from the nine schools competing which include four schools from Missouri, two from Minnesota, and two from Illinois. Said Coach Koch, "This will be one of the most important ones that we've wrestled, because it will determine who'll have chances of going to Nationals. I would realistically have to say that we have 4-6 guys who have a very good c hance of qualifying." Soccer School Parkside will be the site for one of eight National Coaching Schools sponsored by the U.S. Soccer Federation. The school will run July 3-9 and will offer courses leading to A, B, and C national licenses. The courses will be under the direction of Karl - Heinz Heddergott, the USSF's recently appointed director of coaching. Women's Track The Women's Track team traveled to La Crosse to compete in what Coach DeWitt knew would be a tough meet. Two of the best distance teams in the state were also competing. La Crosse's team size was enough to put Parkside behind in points. They have 80 members compared to Parkside's 13 members. Dona Driscoll was second in the 880 yard run (2:24.0). Jane Roszykowski finished fourth (2:28.1). Driscoll fell in the 600 yard run when an opponent fell also. Deb Spino showed her usual form and no signs of the knee problems that plagued her earlier in the season. She finished third in the mile (5:06.3). Michelle Gross recorded a personal record in the mile (5:40.6). Sue Meyer ran even splits in the two miles and finished in 11:22.5. Shirley Gunther scored 2230 points in the pentathon, which consists of the high jump, shot put, hurdles, long jump and 880 y ard run. Vicki Stacy high jumped 4'10". Men's Basketball by Carra Carielfo The Rangers pulled through this week when they played a non - conference game against Cardinal Strich. They won with a score of Luehr lets his mind wander by Robb Luehr Hi again, sports fans. This week's column is coming to me as I type. Forgive me if I ramble. As I have been following the college basketball season, I have noticed that having a top 20 ranking one week doesn't guarantee that you'll be there next week. Almost every day, a top 20 team gets knocked off. The latest example of this happened on Sunday night when number one North Carolina was beaten by number twelve Villanova in the last seconds. This has been typical of this year in college basketball. No less than four teams have been number one this year, including Virginia and North Carolina. The teams in the center of the top 20 have been changing so much, you need two weeks to catch up. The NBA All - Star game was played last Sunday. The East All - Stars led by Julius (Dr. J) Erving and the Bucks' Sidney Moncrief, beat the West All - Stars, 132-123. Dr. J was named the MVP of the game, an award he also won in 1977. It had to be hard to pick any one player to win, because of the caliber of players in the game. I consider the NBA fans the most objective in their voting for the players to be in the game. They seem able to forget hometown loyalties and vote for the best players available. When baseball fans pick their all - star teams, they stuff the ballot boxes with the local team's members, not caring if they're the best, just so they can see their own team there. Every year, better players are slighted in favor of someone who had maybe one good season, but the rest of the time is mediocre, at best. The Marvelous One did it again. Marvin Hagler cruised through another fight defeating Tony Sibson of Great Britain on a TKO in the 6th round, last Friday night. This sets up a title match in May between Hagler and Wilford Scypion, who earned a shot by beating Frank (The Animal) CLASSIFIEDS PERSONALS HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!! DC GIRL who pinched me Monday night — PLEASE REPEAT. Poor Tom TORI: The rabbit died. Better stock up on Pampers! UNCLE CHARLIE — smile, I love you. Gomer Pyle PSGA INC: Thanks for the feud, the blood, and the volleyball. PAB JEANNIE, TERRY AND INGRID: I'll bring you back some sailors from Baltimore. RED, KREUSER, CHAZ, LOU & STEVE MERTZ: I'll bring you back crabs. Miss Mel! Hugs and Kisses, Chrissie CHRIS H. Happy Valentines Day — I love you!! CNH — My place, 7:00 Saturday. The prime rib and Asti Spumante are waiting!! The future JMH FELIZ CUNPLEANO JUAN .. . Happy Birth day John . . . Heureux Anniversaire Jon!! TONY BROWN BAND — Back in town again, Fri., Feb. 25th. Don't miss them. Maxa J.P. Bar and Lounge, 2148 R acine Street. DO J A — I hope you're feeling better soon! Your Friend Karen KAREN . . . Happy birthday to an old friend, happy birthday to a good friend. Lunch next week. Pat MOLLY: Hi from Polly, Dolly's sister from Pinkerston. Been trying to run into you here on campus, but you've been running too fast. Polly — The meatballs and sauce always make the day. Pat HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a friend who is always fun to be with. Happy Birthday Molly!! ED: I miss you and love you. Red ED: I'm insanely jealous. Lou MOLLY: Psych of PA can surely prove to be an "A" investment for you. You're pretty adjusted. Ed MOLLY: I'm watching you. Ed MOLLY: Blanche was in to say hello, but you weren't in, so I left. Blanche MARCI AND CHRISSIE: I still miss you down in Ranger. Hope you had fun in Baltimore. What did you bring me? Sports Trivia Baseball card collecting was a national pasttime in the '50s. Although its popularity has diminished somewhat, the value of some cards has risen greatly in recent years. The five most valuable cards are: 1. Shortstop Homus Wagner. His card is worth $1,500. It was issued in 1910 by Sweet Caporal, a tobacco company. The card was printed without Wagners' permission and he requested that it be withdrawn. Only 96 got in circulation; 30 still remain. 2. Pitcher Eddie Plank's card is worth $1,000. It was issued in 1910 by Sweet Gaporal. 30 s till exist. 3. Second baseman Nap Lajoie's is worth $800. Issued in 1933 b y Goudey Gum Company, 50 still exist. 4. Pitcher Grover Lowdermilk's card is worth $200. Issued in 1910 by the Bradley Tobacco Company, 100 still exist. 5. Pitcher Art Houteman's card is worth $100. I ssued in the mid '50s by the Dormand Company, the precise year is disputed. Only one is known to exist. — Taken from The Book of Lists by D. Wallechinsky, Irving Wallence and Amy Wallence 105-63. The three top scorers this game were Chuck Burrell with 16 points, Vince Hall with 15, and Brian Diggins with 11. The Rangers will be very busy again this week. On Tuesday, Feb. 17, they will take on Milwaukee (at Milwaukee). Thursday, Feb. 19 they will play against Lewis University here at 7:30 p.m. Saturday they will go against Northern Michigan in an away game. Guard Vince Hall commented, "These next three schools are tough teams, and Coach Johnson will be really disappointed if we lost." The Rangers can win all three games, because they do have the skills and drive needed. It's just a matter of pulling it all off. Women's Basketball The Women's Basketball team won last Saturday over Silver Lake College of Manitowoc, 80-79. Although the score is close, it is deceiving, as every member on the squad was able to score. Jeanne Jacobs was the high scorer with 19 points. Laurie Pope and Cindy Ruffert both scored 17 points. The victory improved the women's record to 11-10. The team plays games head - to - head this weekend. Friday night the team will play Green Bay, and Saturday afternoon the team faces Oshkosh. Both games are away. The next home game is Tuesday, Feb. 22. The team goes against Milwaukee at 7 p.m. Fletcher on a 12 round unanimous decision. Fletcher was supposed to meet Hagler later, but Bob Arum, the fight's promoter, promised that Scypion could fight in May if he beat Fletcher. It should be a good battle but I don't think anyone, including Scypion, has a chance to beat Hagler. He is probably the best boxer in any weight class at the present time. In golf news, Isao Aoki became the first Japanese player to win a PGA tour event as he won the Hawaiian Open Tournament by one shot over Jack Renner. Aoki holed a 128 yard shot for an eagle to avert a playoff with Renner. The victory was worth $58,500 to Aoki. His final score was a 20 - under - par 268. Sports Shots Spots: Billy Martin is still manager of the Yankees .. .S hergar, the kidnapped horse, is still missing as of this writing. The horse, winner of the English and Irish derbies, is worth $18 million. The owners have offered a 5 - figure reward for the return of the horse ... Pete Peeters, Boston Bruin and former Milwaukee Admirals goalie, is one game shy of the NHL record for the longest unbeaten streak . . . Shirley Muldowney won the Top Fuel Dragster event at the NHRA Winternationals in Los Angeles; she now has won 16 NHRA titles, second only to Don Garlits' 21 victories. Sports Calendar WOMEN'S TRACK Feb. 19, Saturday. Milwaukee. Away. MEN'S TRACK Feb. 19, Saturday. Oshkosh. Away. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Feb. 18, Friday. Green Bay. Away, 7 p.m. Feb. 19, Saturday. Oshkosh Away, 1:30 p.m. Feb. 22, Tuesday. Milwaukee. Here, 7 p.m. MEN'S BASKETBALL Feb. 17, Thursday. Milwaukee. Lewis University. Here, 7:30 p.m. Feb. 19, Saturday. N. Michigan. Away, 2 p.m. MEN'S WRESTLING Feb. 18, Friday. NCAA II Midwest Regionals. Here. FENCING Feb. 19, Saturday. Detroit. Away. ^/^Universify of Wisconsin-Parkside IYTQNA BEACH SPRING BREAK '83 MARCH 11-20 FtOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED, BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEANSIDE TEXAN HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY JOIN THE FOLLOWING SCHOOLS PARTICIPATING IN THISTRIP: • NOTRE DAME • WESTERN ILLINOIS • CENTRAL M.CHIGAN • INDIANA UNIV. . S0UTHERN ILLINOIS • MIAMI OF OHIO • NORTHERN ILLINOIS Signup Deadline Temporarily Extended! HURRY! FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 • • • • • Thursday, February 17, 1983 RANGER Job Hunting Motivation: Your best weapon Dart Team loses first match EDITOR'S NOTE: College students rarely get a chance to hear the employer's side of the hiring story. Many employers, in fact, feel that college graduates as a whole are not adequately prepared to enter the job market. In this series Ranger staffer Kathy Rayburn will be talking with area employees, employers and job counselors, to find out what they" expect from college graduates. She begins her series by talking about goals and motivation. by Kathy Rayburn Have you ever had the opportunity to talk to the president of the company you some day hope to work for? Do you realize the advantage of knowing what he is looking for in potential employees? While it is true that the hiring is rarely done by the president, it is true that his goals and expectations are known by those who do have this responsibility. These expectations provide the guidelines for the personnel in charge of hiring. Fortune 500 companies rarely consider anyone for employment unless they are in the top 10 percent of their graduating class. (I am not refering to janitors, they are exempt.) Obviously not everyone can be in the top 10 percent of their class, unless I missed some kind of new math along the way. You need more than a degree to get the position you desire. How is your attitude fairing? What is your concept of self? Pat Moran, with the Kenosha Manufacturers and Employers Association, puts it this way: "... an employer can't motivate a person to be self disciplined. You must discipline yourself to be motivated." You must show an employer that you are already capable of attaining specific goals that you set for yourself. Employers choose college graduates because they, hopefully, are well educated. They are supposed to know more because they have studied the "subject" in greater depth. But it's also true that by spending all of this time and money to pursue higher education students display their ability to set goals. It is in graduating that we show that we can reach our goals. You see, it is not just what you know, but how you know it. Have you taken on tasks that weren't necessary? Do you volunteer your time and talents to civic organizations? Do you spend your free time learning more about your future profession? In general, do you spend your time wisely? These are questions that you should ask yourself. The answers will help you to determine your level of self - discipline and motivation. Let's assume you have answered the question of discipline. Are you also a highly motivated individual? Perhaps more importantly, are you satisfied with your present level of motivation? If you aren't, then you had better be content with whatever success you manage to run across, or train your brain to reach higher. Because unless you are lucky, only those of you who are motivated to reach goals will be assured of success. If you set your goals too low you won't really be content with the results. If you set your goals high and fail to reach the standards you aspired to, perhaps you are still better off for having stretched. For heavens sake, don't spend your time collecting college credits, assuming a job will be their waiting for you. If you read or watch the tube you must know that it takes more than a sheepskin to make it nowadays. Close your eyes and ask yourself — am I working towards a specific goal? Have I made a plan and am I working my plan? Can I learn to hone my skills of self - discipline and motivation, thereby capitalizing upon my assets and reaching for full potential? Basically, learn to know yourself. Can you change what you don't like and live with the rest? You are a success if you are happy. And happiness is knowing what you want in your life and how you go about getting it. Through this series of interviews with local business persons it is hoped you will be more in tune with the expectations of future employers. Whether you intend to stay in your area after graduation is irrelevant. What is important is that you gain some insight as to how the employer thinks. What is the business community looking for in you, the college graduate? CRACKING A TOUGH JOB $ MARKET A workshop sponsored by Career Planning & Placement Office Wed., Feb. 23 1:00 - 2:00 MOLN D-137 Leader Mr. Rodger DeRose Manager, US New Business, S.C. Johnson Company by Nick Thome The Parkside Dart Team versus the La Crosse Dart Team. On Feb. 12 at 6 p.m., the Parkside Dart Team did battle with the La Crosse Dart Team. Both teams entered nine players. The competition was run in three stages, the preliminary, the individual, and the team events. In the preliminary, each team entered four players. In the individual event, each team entered its five best players. The team round was played by the same five people from the individual round, except now the five had to play as if they were one and the number of points required to go out had been raised from 301 to 1001. Parkside did not fair well in the preliminary round. Three out of four Parkside players lost their matches. Parkside's only win was registered by John Kovalic in a very tight match. The score at this point was UWLDT 3 - UWPDT 1. The individual match saw a turn of events. Parkside's lead - off player, Pete Martineau, beat his opponent two games straight. The second Parkside dart slinger, Nick Thome, did the same to his opponent. The third and fourth Parkside players, Amy McCarthy and Todd J. DeMint, were defeated in matches that went three games. The Parkside anchor player, Mark Santkuyl, won his first game on a double bullseye and went on to win his match two out of three. The score at the end of the second stage was Parkside 13 - UWL 11. The team event was the turning point of the match. La Crosse doubled in first with a double 6. Parkside's Nick Thome was next up and doubled in, on his second dart, on a double 11, the race was on. Parkside got to 38 before La Crosse broke 100. In the end, however, La Crosse came from far behind and got out on a 20 followed by a double 12. In a post shot statement to all around, the La Crosse player stated "That was luck." Luck or not the final score was La Crosse 26, Parkside 13. Sometime this spring, La Crosse is coming to play in the UW - Parkside Open Invitational Dart Tournament. We hope the students of Parkside will turn out to see their Dart Team seek revenge. 1RI A I DI A I R F1RF1QH oooscooscooossoeoe&scoe Help Prevent Birth Defects - The Nation's Number One Child Health Problem. Support the Match of imes BIRTH DEFECTS FOUNDATION This space contributed by the publisher di>D * BUT THE PARKSIDE DART TEAM competed in the UW - System's first - ever dart match. Parkside lost, but the team expects to do better at a rematch this semester. How's the semester going? Peer Support will present an open forum "How's the Semester Going?" on Thursday, Feb. 17 at 1 p. m. and again in the evening at 7 p. m. in MOLN 111. The program is an opportunity for students to get together and discuss their experiences this semester at Parkside. It is designed primarily for new students, but anyone is welcome to attend. The film, "The Time of Your Life," will be shown during the program. Dealing with the problems of managing time, the film shows how to make the most of a busy schedule. Coming Events Thursday, Feb. 17 BREAKFAST SEMINAR at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Prof Russell Fenske of UW - Milwaukee will talk on "Using Computers in Managing Human Services." Call ext. 2518 for reservations "2iC?,ard P^°r: "f..0" Sunset StriP" wiI1 shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Parkside Friday, Feb. 18 MOVIE "Richard Pryor: Live on Sunset Strip' p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. CONCERT MENC student compositions at 8 p.m in CA D-11R The concert is free and open to the public. U U8" lhe will be repeated at 1 Sunday, Feb. 20 Xfo™aUonY ^ ^ StarUng a' " a m' CaU 6Xt 2446 for i". WINE TASTING starts at 7 p.m. in Main Place. Proceeds will benefit the Alumni Annual Scholarship Fund Tickets and available at the Union Information Center rese™tions are MOVIE "Richard Pryor: Live on Sunset Strip" will be reneated at 7-m p.m. in the Union Cinema. repeated at 7.30 Monday, Feb. 21 MAd^S!^on^s $HoaIshldenK^rrf°rivii^ 7 P"m" in the Uni°" stSSSS by PAB and Chlldren undCT 13 and $2 for others. ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union ina a j Lillian Trager will talk on "ContemDorarv Prnhip ^mParJ?. .*). pines." The program is free and open to the public. P" Wednesday, Feb 21 SEMINAR "Readings From a NovpI in p™ » u ^ , • s s s a s s rKrt a f i -*—1 "Pen to the public.Call ext. 2452 for moreiLrmXr3"1 'S """ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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News Editor A p reliminary report published by the Milwaukee engineering firm Bert Fredricksen Inc., has indicated that extensive renovations will be needed to bring Greenquist Hall's ventilation system to state health and safety standards. According to the report, deficiencies were discovered last July when making energy conservation modifications on the system, as required by the state's 1982 energy conservation project. The modifications, however, were based on the original ventialtion plans and failed to account for a 1975 modification when the animal facility was added. The project inspector, visiting while work was in progress, noticed an immediate safety hazard. He noted that in addition to air control devices and heat exchangers being the wrong size, large portions of the existing ductwork are severely corroded. The heat exchangers and the air control devices, known as VAVs (for Variable Air Volume), caused an added resistance to airflow within the existing system. Estimated airflow velocities are between 25 and 30 per cent of minimum levels. Also, ventilation fans in Greenquist had been slowed to lessen noise within the labratories. The energy modifications did not reflect this knowledge, and the firm made immediate recommendations to bring the ventilation in Greenquist to minimum safety levels, at the expense of the energy modifications. The balancing subcontractor, Bal - Air, was instructed to speed up the airflow by increasing the speed of the ventilation fans and running them continuously. In addition, they recommended that the VAVs be disconnected. The balancing firm was then asked to balance the ventilation system at the correct levels. The system rebalancing has recently been completed, and the engineering firm is preparing a final report, due out sometime in the next month, to make specific recommendations and cost estimates for the system overhaul. Jack Dudley, Director of the Physical plant, said the costs would be "easily $1 million." The known problems to be rectified include a correction of the positive air pressure within the laboratories. If the air pressure is positive, or greater than the pressure in surrounding spaces, fumes from a toxic spill could be transmitted from one lab to other areas of the building. In addition, exhausts from the fume hoods are combined with the general room exhausts, which creates the possibility of hazardous chemical mixtures within the system. Intermittent operation of the exhaust fans also means that fumes settle in the horizontal sections of the ducting, increasing duct deterioration. The fume hoods in many labs are being used as storage cabinets, restricting airflow even further. The firm also said the fire dampers in the fume hoods create more of a fire and health hazard than they are supposed to alleviate. The engineering firm listed Sexual harassment survey results The Sexual Harassment Committee drew 551 responses from its questionnaire distributed among students, faculty, and staff. Of the respondents, 234 females and 212 males were identified as full time students, staff or faculty. The others — of equal importance for our purposes — were part time or did not identify their category. In response to the question asking if the respondent believed there was sexual harassment on this campus, more men then women checked "not all all"; more women checked "rarely." At least 40 more women than men checked "with some frequency" to this question. Only 7 women and 3 men believed that sexual harassment occurs "extensively" on this campus. The second question dealt with 5 forms of uninvited sexual attention and the respondents were asked to check any that applied. Women checked one or more kinds of unwanted attention 3 times more often than men did; 5 full time students (3 women and 2 men) checked the final response, indicating they had received a threat implying that if the demand for sexual favors was not met their grade (s) or employment situation could be affected. So did 2 m ale faculty members. The third question listed five possible means for eliminating unwanted sexual attention and asked respondents to mark as many as they felt would be effective. Some respondents pointed out that effectiveness would be determined by such a variety of factors and situations that it was difficult to make a judgment. However, almost twice as many women felt that "ignoring the behavior and doing nothing" was a possible solution. Well over 300 respondents, both male and female, felt that "asking the person to stop and / or avoiding the person" was a useful action. Noticeably fewer, especially among female staff members, felt that "reporting the person to a counselor / superior" was appropriate. "Filing a formal complaint" was checked proportionately by about the same number of men and women. Few respondents checked "there is little that people can do to make others stop harassing them sexually." The questionnaire provides the committee with some information concerning current attitudes among UWP clientele towards sexual harassment. It also served as another means to attract public attention to the issue of sexual harassment and to the existence of the committee, whose members wish to be helpful to anyone feeling harassed. Anyone interested in a detailed analysis of the questionnaire and its results is invited to consult with the committee. some specific recommendations to correct the problems. They include maintaining proper pressure relationships between spaces, running air supply and exhaust systems constantly, removing the VAVs, removing inlet vanes from exhaust and central supply fans, and revising the automtic control system. They also said that the hood exhausts need to be separated from the general room exhausts, and that horizontal hood ducting be replaced with PVC ducting to prevent future corrosion. Additional collection and ejection systems will need to be added. Dudley said that larger ducting will need to be installed in the labs to decrease the noise level by decreasing the airflow velocities. "Some of them are terrible," he said. He also said that there was no estimate for the time needed to get the project approved so work can begin. He did say, however, that most of the work would have to be done during the summer, so that classes are not disrupted. Dudley estimated that work could begin as early as the summer of 1984. Dudley added that he will be working closely with the science department on the modifications so the ventilation more closely conforms with the department's needs. "We'll be redesigning the whole thing," he said. He said the administration will push for the work to be completed in the shortest time possible, and that the work be done properly. There have been problems with the Greenquist ventilation since it was built and the University will seek to correct the problems now. "It is our position that we don't care how much it costs," he said. New SOC chair elected by Pat Hensiak Editor Valerie Olson was recently elected the new chair of Student Organizations Council (SOC). Olson was very pleased to be elected Chair, and looks forward to a year of growth for SOC. "In the past year, the level of awareness within SOC has been raised greatly," commented Olson. "That is certainly a good sign. All of the organizations need to be aware of consequences. At this point, I don't see things as needing to be changed within our organization. Things just need to be refocused." Olson pointed out that the new guidelines clearly state what SOC should be. Currently, Olson feels that a main goal for SOC is simply to get people to come. Meetings are attended by people who "probably feel obligated to come to make sure that what has happened in the past doesn't happen again." It is a priority for Olson to make the advantages of SOC known. She feels that people question the advantages of t he organization as a whole, perhaps because not all VALERIE O L SO N of the advantages are tangible, but the advantages are there, and available for use. "People have to make good use of them," stated Olson. "A lot of the organizations face the same problems. Lack of participation, lack of funds, lack of positive interaction between the clubs. For these groups, SOC can be used as a sounding board in finding resolutions to problems, and can be a process of l earning how to market that club to that clubs best interest." Olson would like to make SOC a learning process for all involved, and she would like to make people more aware of what's happening. "Instead of the same five or six people being involved, and well informed, everyone who is a member should be at a certain level of awareness," said Olson. "Right now," continued Olson, "I think we should focus in on finding the solutions for the problems we have. New problems will always develop, but we have to tackle the current, timely problems now." SUFAC summary charting Unit Athletics Intramurals Student Activities Bldg. Health Office Housing Union Auxiliary Accounting System Union Debt Service Child Care Center Parkside Activities Board Performing Arts & L ecture Student Organization Council P.S.G.A., Inc. Winter Carnival Student Activities Office S.U.F.A.C. Ranger Peer Support TOTAL The Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC), a subcommittee of PSGA, has finished final budgeting for the 1983-84 1982-83 $53,585.00 $40,483.00 $2,400.00 $66,248.00 $22,851.00 $194,857.00 $6,000.00 $90,500.00 $16,823.00 $35,542.00 $9,267.00 $24,660.00 $7,503.00 $4,000.00 $13,556.00 $160.00 $17,057.10 $4,733.00 $610,225.10 83/84 Final $55,582.90 $42,507.00 $2,500.00 $69,239.00 $33,750.00 $204,945.00 $6,300.00 $90,500.00 $19,957.00 $58,549.00 $0 $22,125.00 $11,674.00 $4,000.00 $20,896.00 $140.00 $17,057.10 $4,861.00 $664,582.10 Dollar Change $1,997.00 $2,824.00 $100.00 $3,182.00 $10,899.00 $10,088.00' $300.00 $ -0- $3,134.00 $26,187.00 $9,267.00 $24,660.00 $11,989.01 $ -0- $7,340.00 $20.00 $ -0- $ -0- $43,293.01 % Change 3.7 5.0 4.2 4.8 47.7 5.2 5 0 18.6 73.7 -100 -100 159.8 0 54.1 -12.5 0 0 7.1 academic year. SUFAC annually allocates a portion of the students' total tuition fees called segregated fees. This tabel shows the final amount to be allocated by SUFAC for the various campus groups and organizations. INSIDE Winter Carnival kicks off Sophie's Choice Wrestling Profile Thursday, February 10,1983 Editorial Open primary: RIP J he Democrats have done it. They have achieved their goal in abolishing Wisconsin's open primary. We feel that this is a gross restriction of the Wisconsin voters' rights. The open primary law, first created by Governor LaFollette in the 30's, guaranteed that the electorate of this state would be freed of the restrictions that the two partv system imposes on the voters. Voters would first have to register as a Democrat to vote in the Democratic primary. These party affiliations would go on record on state voter roles. Declaration of a party, whether Republican' or baltotC ' ' S 3 Seri0US breach of the Principal of elections by secret As mentioned above, the open primary is a state law. It is a sad state of affairs when a political interest group (which is what the Democratic party actually is) can overturn state laws, and be supported by the courts. Democrats argue that an open primary would allow Republicans to vote for a weak Democratic candidate, thereby weakening the party On the surface, the argument is reasonable, but it is a fact that crossover votes are frequently deciding factors in elections. What the Democrats actually seek is a stratification of party followings. In the "free market of political ideas," as the United States purports to have the two. party system seriously limits debate between opposing political viewpoints. With the dominance of the two virtually indistinguishable, shifting coalitions predominant in government the closed party systems represent a serious, perhaps insurmountable barrier to entry to that market. I Letters to the editor: " Sanctuaries supported To the Editor: I have been following, with great interest, the development of the sanctuarys here at Christo Rey and in Milwaukee. I'm glad to see so many people taking an active interest in this important issue. Many of the Catholic churches in Racine, and the Milwaukee Archdiocese, are participating in "Renew," Renewal of our faith. During this next season we'll be studying "Empowerment of the Spirit." It is designed to help us lead lives of r especting and caring for other people. The fifth week focuses on social justice. The mission outreach, to which the Spirit moves us, calls for direct assistance to meet immediate needs, and also for the change of unfair systems. It becomes then, the duty of every Christian to be concerned about the quality of everyone's life in this world. It is our duty to defend human beings against anything that would degrade or lessen their worth. We must become a part of those movements that try to reverse such inequalities. The quality of our lives will be measured by our desire to serve and share. To create a better world, Jesus looks to us to perform daily acts of kindness; and also to move beyond, by working to change any systems or network of actions that is hurting His people. We must be conscious that it is the duty of all of us to help with these refugees. We must be open, not just to their needs, but to learning from them. Life, then*to us as Christians, can never be a cheap commodity. Jesus is concerned about the quality of life and takes special care with those whose lives seem worthless. Our responsibility is to transform the face of the earth and to change that which stifles the human spirit. Bobbi Abler 639-9122 Responds to Think Piece' To the Editor: I am responding to the 'Think Piece' of 3 February by Bruce Preston entitled "Someone Must Be Responsible!" In particular, I am responding to his last paragraph which read: One article can't change a lot. One feeble attempt at an awareness committee can't change a lot. Tougher drunk driving laws can't change a lot. The death of a loved one can. Is that what it's going to take until you think before you drive? I have no quarrel with the basic idea Bruce has presented here, that if you change the cosmetics of a situation but not the mind behind the situation, then you really haven't changed anything. This theory is played out daily in the world around us. Bruce made lite of this concept in what he termed the 'out - of - sight - out - of - mind' mentality. People have a tendancy to think that by changing a few external cosmetic qualities, in this case, raising the drinking age, you have somehow alleviated a problem, here, drunken driving, and how we think about the consumption of alcohol. I have a few thoughts of my own to relate. Does anyone believe that by gaining knowledge we will overcome our undesireable behaviors? We have understood the destructability of war for thousands of years; still we arm ourselves. We realize that cigarette smoking leads to lung cancer; still we smoke. We know that by drinking we are dulling our senses; still we drink and drive. We know that biologically people are the same; still we seperate races and cultures as if we are different. Can we change any of the above examples of human behavior without changing our mode of thinking? Does a change in behavior indicate a change in mind? What is it that leads human beings to act in manners, which upon reflection, seem so very inhuman? If we 'see' certain behaviors as inhuman or as undesireable, how come we cannot change them? If we know causes, reasons, consequences and the results of certain human behaviors, what keeps us from moving down the better path? I do not believe that 'awareness' is a key. We are 'aware' of many decadent and debilitating human behaviors, and the consequences of these behaviors, yet we continue in these ways. We have knowledge of and acknowledge the existence of many inhuman activities and behaviors, yet we do not cease from performing *these acts. The whole process of acting different in the world and towards it's inhabitants depends on 'seeing' the world differently. We will always act as we think, and if we think without wisdom or love of God, we will act accordingly. And no cosmetic change in the appearance of how we live will ever change how we think. Sincerely yours, Christopher Dorf RON, WE'RE G0ING\/BUT PLEASE, NO jup ^cript^ x TO HAVE TO LET YOUVOFF-THE CUFF C OMMENTS j . pJHc JHF THitoiowr^ OUT ON SPEAKING I O N ELIMINATINGiCpRPOR-l'WD L EAVETHE THINKING .ENGAGEMENTS AGAIN.JUTE T AXES OR WHATNOTA to ub - Editor's notes by Pat Hensiak Ranger Editor And February is an interesting month. It puts people into very interesting moods. In the past few months, it was very possible to even go golfing, though it was a bit cold, it was possible to go, because there wasn't a great deal of snow to be found. Suddenly February comes, and we get show, we get cold, and an entirely different mood and tone has been created. It's crisp, precise, looking for only those who seek the good from it. If there are none to be found, February can linger on for much longer than any of u s care to have it. Perhaps that's the really funny thing about February, it is the shortest month, and yet, for the people of the clockwatching mentality, it drags on forever, never seeming to find an end, to February stays forever air TL 1 . i. . TT--. Think Piece find rest. There never seems to be much visible life in the midst of February. All of the animals are asleep. Even my cats are much more groggy during this month. As if they know. Maybe if we could see things moving in a lifelike sense, we would feel as if the month would come to an end that much more quickly. Maybe not. When the month brings snow, everything looks new, and yet everything looks preserved, rather old, as if it has to be preserved. The trees are all covered in white, and everyone goes out to get a picture or two, before the snow melts off of the trees, and some of us will end up waiting again for a different chance. Perhaps a chance that will never come. Maybe if we had those two extra days added onto the month, like every other month, it would seem regular. How can anything seem regular when it sets so many things into a different mode of operation? Runners can't run outside, it would seem a bit dangerous. Cars shouln't even be out in this weather. (Some cars shouldn't be out in any weather, but that's a different subject.) Basically, people pay less attention to what takes place around them. Most are either interested in going out of doors, into the snow, or they simply dream, daydream that is, to time when things are warmer, and they feel better about venturing outdoors. So while these people are busy trying to determine where they would like to be, we sit around, go to classes, do some occasional studying. (Heaven forbid that we'd do too much of that), and we plug through the month. Most of us trying to find an end or a resting place too. Defining the 'Final Frontier' V? UfAP 4/\n T • « « . - by Bruce R. Preston This week's column is going to take an interesting side - step. A lot of things have happened these past couple of weeks which have made me stop and think. They weren't especially extraordinary but compiled they tell an interesting story. The theme for this week's Think Piece comes from a recent lecture given by Dr. Lee Thayer. While discussing technology and our desire to conquer he said, "Space is not our final frontier, finding out how to get along with each other is." This planted a seed of inquiry which blossomed as the week grew. When you think about it, he's right. We can travel by land, sea and air. We have forged the forests, oceans and galaxies. We have even pondered developing communities under water and on the Moon but what good will they be if we can't live together? Who cares if you can travel to Mars at the speed of sound or light if when you get there you face the same problems in getting along that you thought you had escaped? A couple of weeks ago some friends and I were watching Sweet Cheeks in the Union. My friend accidently knocked into a girl and started up a conversation with her. We introduced ourselves and as she was leaving she remarked that she had just moved here from New Hampshire three weeks earlier and that this was the longest conversation she had had with anyone. We had only talked for ten minutes. I am involved with the Rotary youth exchange for high school students. I have met and had extensive talks and wonderful relationships with people from all over the world but I can't even name the people who live on my block. Or in my first (or last) class of the day for that matter. We go through each day looking the other way when a stranger passes us in the hallway rather than taking the God - awful first step and smiling. We spend more time and energy condemning someone for their race, beliefs or sexual preferences than we do trying to understand them We spend more time ignoring that person next to us or in front of us than we could saying "Hi" to them. Or (horror of horrors) actually trying to get a little conversation going. All is not lost, we just need a first step. We just need to try. If three total strangers (a security guard, a groundskeeper, and a student) can take the time to push my car out from a snow bank in the dreaded mini car lot then we can all take the time to smile. After all, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met. I know that was a worn out cliche, but it is something to think about. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen <Ranger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager STAR=S ' Stant Business Mana 9 er Micha<f|VKaHaiea? n i? B" enker " P hillips, Patricia tumble, S Lvburn M0hn , Kovalic ' Rick Luehr< Robb Luehr, RANGER is WR^MEN AND Napo,eon Scarb™U9b / Jennie Tunkiecz. e^S'LeTy' 'tSSSfi T C *UW ParkSide and theV are S0,elV Writ»PnER iS Prin,ed by the UrTloi?Cooperative'p dUrin9 breaks and holidaVs ' 5? &»<«#•. wSSJ5iT«S5f* R* nser ' u" iver8l,v 01 wlsconsln ° ne inch mar9'nsaCAMP [eMprVm^e c ( I'Ktte ?' doublesP ac ed on standard size eluded for verification. A" le,ters must be and a telephone number inreserves all editorial privileges3 in ref?,'«inn bubllca,ion Thursday. The RANGER ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or Faculty evaluation system is effective, Chancellor says by Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Parksirf* r» r • The ongoing debates over the Handh b- les and P rocedures relative merits of teaching and priori?0 ^ 7?e aforementioned scholarly activity as criteria for ls , defined as follows: RANGER Thursday, February 10,1983 scholarly activity as criteria for evaluating faculty members frequently seem to revolve around two opposing views. One, popular among many students, is that college faculty are so concerned with research that they reward those who ignore or merely tolerate undergraduate students and punish those who are perceived as "good teachers" The other stereotype, more like a faculty nightmare, is that institutions which don't stress research and publication have a faculty full of "deadwood" or professors who "die" or "retire" intellectually once they achieve tenure. The criteria used to evaluate professors is divided into three areas: teaching, creative activity and service. According to the UW0 .?®achin8 includes any tivity related to course evelopment, course prpentation, course related interaction with students, evaluation of s tudent progress, tutoring, advising, and to other learning services required by students. Creative activity consists of c ontributions by an individual in the forms or media typical of his discipline, art, or profession, and which are available for critical evaluation by his/her peers within his/her discipline, art, or profession. Contributions include, but are not limited to, books, monographs, articles, reviews, and conference papers; works of art, concert performances, dramatic performances, and literary Caldwell named minority affairs director The appointment of Franzcine A. Caldwell as Coordinator of Minority Student Programs at Parkside was announced last week. Caldwell comes to Parkside from Northern Illinois University where she has been an educational, vocational and personal counselor since 1975. Before that she worked as a YMCA youth counselor and a community outreach college counselor in Chicago, and headed Educational Opportunity Center, a community organization, in St. Louis. She has a B.A. degree in English and Physical Education from Graceland College and an M.A. in Educational Counseling from Washington University. At Parkside, Caldwell will coordinate an expanded minority student program effort made possible by a special grant from the UW System which will total $400,000 over a minimum of four years. Under the grant, five additional staff will be hired in the counseling and academic skills FRANZCINE CALDWELL cording to Carla Stoffle, Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services, to whom Caldwell will report. The intensive learning and counseling experience which characterizes the CHAMP program for junior and senior works; and research reports and design proposals. Contributions in the process of preparation may be considered as evidence of creative activity. Service consists of contributions to the affairs of the University, community, and profession. University service includes contributions to the governance, administration, and operation (but excluding teaching) of UW-Parkside of the UW System; community service includes contributions beyond mere membership to the organization, administration, governance and operation of professional organizations." This format is not unique to Parkside. In fact, it is the norm in any college or university which purports to be serious. Faculty should be practitioners of a scholarly discipline, more than just "teachers", as in elementary and high schools. This belief is referred to as the "teacher - scholar" ideal. Chancellor Alan Guskin believes that the ideal "teacher / scholar" model is that of, "an alive, intellectual person." This person is, "one who is always active and always inquiring." He added, "This individual is an active, alert, intellectual in his field who on the one hand publishes and on the other is a good teacher." Frequently individuals see a conflict between teaching and creative activity. Chancellor Guskin, however, sees "no conflict at all," and believes the two are "totally integrated." At one point the Policies and Procedures Handbook states that, "special consideration shall be given to contributions in the area of teaching." When evaluating professors, a bit more emphasis is put on the teaching evaluation of the professor than is put on the creative activity and service evaluations. According to Guskin, "when you look at teaching, you need someone with an active mind which you judge through scholarship." He also said that one must ask, "Does this person have a kind of intelligent mind that will carry over a long period of time, keep up - to - date, and not rl«.. . — on m i • Racine Public Library hosts Berge exhibition Topical cartoons by Paul Berge are on display in the Racine Public Library meeting room. Berge, a Racine resident, is a 1981 graduate of St. Olaf's College, Northfield, Minnesota. During his college years he was an editorial cartoonist for the school publication, Manitou Messenger. His work has also appeared in the UW - Parkside Ranger, Madison Independent, Mathematics Magazine, area newspapers and other publications. Berge's cartoons show his great talent for caricature as well as a keen insight into local and national issues of c urrent interest. The exhibit will be on display through February, and may be viewed during library open hours. Seybold demonstration set for Wednesday A demonstration protesting the Behavioral Science Division Executive Committee's decision to deny sociology professor Peter Seybold a one - year contract extension will be held on Wednesday, Feb. 16 at 1 p. m. The demonstration will begin at the Union cafeteria and proceed to Main Place. All Parkside students, staff and faculty as well as concerned community members are urged to attend. What did the Vikings find in America Scandinavian legend contends that Vikings visited North America three centuries before Christopher Columbus made his voyage to the West Indies. There is archeological evidence to support the legends, but it is unknown just how much of the legend is true, and which parts are truer than others. Dr. Jay Ruud, an English instructor at Parkside, will present his slide lecture, "Leif Erikson," IRS offers free Income Tax service at the Kenosha Public Museum on Feb. 13 at 1:30 p. m. The presentation is free and open to the public. During the presentation, Ruud will examine the aspects of Viking life and culture which enable them to make the voyage, and passages from Norse sagas describing the discovery of "Viniand," as the Vikings named North America. The program is sponsored by the Kenosha County Archeological Society and the Anthropology Club areas to expand minority student school students will be ap- of time, keep up - to - date fa nd not services. 'P1,ed to students during their first dry up?" Teaching carries more The promise shown hv WAJS*™- a f, uw" Park side. weight, but a teacher must be a Parkside^s Creatine Hi^hPr h £ 18 aiTd at , students wha scholar because a faculty member *npp£iennw c" ob taimng the do so. Caldwell also will direct the special UW System grant, ac- CHAMP program. Guskin believes that "teaching Continued On Page Nine The Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program (VITA) will offer free income tax assistance and preparation for the poor, elderly and handicapped at three area locations beginning Wednesday, Feb. 9, and continuing to the filing deadline, April 15. The program is sponsored by the IRS, which trains VITA personnel. Assistance will be offered at: Library / Learning Center, Wednesdays and Thursdays, from 1 to 3 p. m., and Saturdays from 10 a. m. to 2 p. m. in the second floor Overlook Lounge. (Directions are Human relations for available from the circulation desk.) Kenosha Public Library Southwest, 7979 - 38th Ave., Tuesdays from 6:30 to 8:30 p. m. Racine Public Library, 75 - 7th St., Tuesdays from 6:30 to 8:30 p m. Reproducible copies of all 1982 federal income tax forms are available at all three locations for a nominal copying charge. Additional information on the Parkside program is available by calling 553-2345 or 553-2386. LIC s Lobby Day to be held on Wednesday housing managers On Feb. 16, students students from all hike. u .. „ , . . . & over the UW System will be driving enmasse to the state capitol to meet with their representatives and Senators to speak out on the issues that directly affect them. At 12:15 p.m. there will be a press conference in room 415, the Northwest committee room, where several state reps, will talk to the students. Among the issues that will be discussed are, the raising of the drinking age, The Solomon Amendment, and the tuition fee hike. A bill (SB-l) will raise the drinking age in the state of Wisconsin to 19. At this time the bill is predicted to pass easily in both houses. The Solomon Amendment is an amendment that makes any student who has not filled out his Selective Service Documents ineligible to receive any form of financial aid. As of next Fall, tuition for in - state students will be raised from 25 percent of the cost of instruction to 27 percent. Also, a group of highly conservative lobbyists have put together the Blaney Report which suggests that tuition should cover 33 percent of the total cost for instruction. Anyone interested in going up to Madison for the Lobby Day should contact Dave Schroeder, or Dave Higgens at the PSGA office before noon on Monday, Feb. 14. The cars will be leaving at approximately 9 a.m. Wednesday. If you are not able to attend the rally in Madison, call the Legislative Hotline in Madison toll free at 1- 800-362-9696. The Students' Voice needs to be heard. Human relations for low income housing managers is the subject of a four - week short course (noncredit) offered through the University of Wisconsin - Extension at Parkside. William Berggren, with Human Resource Associates, Racine, an administrative systems suiting firm, will instruct Berggren has taught for - Parkside, GTI Racine, and MATC Milwaukee, and has experience in management and planning industry. conMr. UW for He will cover interpersonal relationships, solving disputes, assigning responsibilities, high turn over and racial problems. The elderly - the poor and those who become poor; age groups — will also be considered, as well as how to get tenants to assume responsibilities. New managerial styles and skills will be explored. The class will meet on 4 Mondays, beginning February 21 7 - 9 P- m ., at Tallent Hall. The fee is $20. Registrations will be taken at the University Extension office in Tallent Hall, phone 553-2312. BSO sets schedule for February The Black Student's Organization is sponsoring an exhibit of new library books in black studies in the Library / Learning Center during the month of February. Also in the Library this month is a display on the life of Dr. Martin Luther King. Other BSO events scheduled for the month of February include: A lecture by Dr. Stephanie Williams, on Feb. 14, titled "Medical School: Do You Have What It Takes?" On Feb. 15, a lecture by musician Larry Bandy: "Black Music: Past, Present and Future." On Feb. 17, political science professor Frank Gilliam will talk about the civil rights movement. A concert featuring area gospel choirs will be held Feb. 18, and on Feb. 22, professor Marvin Dawkins will speak on "Blacks in Education." Marva Dawkins, a clinical psychologist, will speak on "Mental Health in the Black Community," on Feb. 23. On Feb. 24 a panel discussion will be held with Charles Wallace, the corporate treasurer of Pabst Brewing, Milton Lewis, a labor relations attorney for Allis - Chalmers, on "Black Development in Business." BSO will be hosting a "College Night" dance in Union Square on Feb. 25. T he band will be announced. Further information on these events is available from Esrold Nurse or Margarita Hargrove, phone 553-2575, or by stopping at their office in WLLC D-175. On Friday, February 18, 1983 at 8:00 p.m., the Milwaukee Section of th e American Chemical Society will sponsor a lecture entitled, "Drug Abuse: Research, Medical and Social Aspects". The lecture will be presented by Joseph M. Benforado, M.D., at the University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee. All section members and their guests are welcome Dinner will be available at 7:00 p.m.; reservations are required only for the dinner. The use of drugs precedes recorded history. The earliest drugs were derived from plantsDrug abuse lecture today, many reach us from chemical laboratories. Laboratory discoveries have brought tremendous benefits to society but many drugs are now subject to abuse. Because both the use and abuse of drugs is widespread, citizens should be aware of the social and medical implications of continuing research. Dr. Benforado is Professor of Medicine at the University of Wisconsin - Madison. He specialized in the treatment of patients with drug abuse problems. Thursday, February 10,1983 Winter Carnival hits Parkside with a blizzard of activity PARKSIDE'S DART TEAM placed third out of 16 entries in the window painting contest Monday. THE SALEM CENTRAL High School's Falcon Drum Majorettes put on a show in Main Place Monday after the parade. RANGER Thursday, February 10,1983 5 THE PARKSIDE RANGER, of course, led off the show. "RANGER" EDITOR Pat Hensiak gets a hug from her companion, Darth. DESPITE THE COLD weather, some enjoyed the parade, to the amusement of spectators. Photos by M asood Shafiq and Robb Luehr THE COMPUTER CLUB'S winning float got an effective guard. AIR FORCE EXPERIENCE IT'S SECOND VW* by Patrick Luchak Medical anthropology is the sub - discipline of anthropology that focuses on investigating areas of study related to man's health. The scope of the studies performed by Medical Anthropologists is as broad as the subject of health itself. Studies include topics such as aging, communicable diseases, comparative medical systems, nutrition and anthropological genetics, to name only a few of t he areas now being researched by medical anthropologists. arena of medical research is becoming more apparent. The studying of human diseases and how people perceive and treat these diseases as members of a particular culture is giving us a far different outlook towards health and illness than we get by strictly studying a virus beneath a microscope or trying different drugs on a bacteria culture until one affects it. Man's attitude towards health and disease varies from culture to culture, in areas of diagnosis, treatment, and general concepts. The reason for these differences are often due to the environment in which each society must survive in. Both the existence of Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will have Pastor Jerry Worshim of Grace Baptist Church speak on "Stewardship: Time and Money," on Wednesday, Feb. 16 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. Everyone is welcome to attend. As a discipline, medical anthropology is quite young; however, its usefulness in the John Deigh, a moral philosopher from Northwestern University, will be the guest of th e Parkside Philosophical Society on Thursday, Feb. 10. Dr. Deigh will discuss theories of punishment. The talk begins at 2p.m. in CA 233, with a question and answer period to follow. Feel free to bring a friend or two. The Student Nurse Association of Parkside will present a program "Dealing With a Patient in a Hospice Program," in MOLN 107 at 7 p.m. on Mar. 1 by Barbara Hammes, R.N. The program will be followed by an open discussion. Pi Mu Epsilon is back and coming on strong for Spring '83 Because PME is a national honorary mathematics society, it has a certain prestige that is unequalled by any other club. 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Air Force experimental prototype developed by Grumman Aerospace Ca// co//* uut not ,' CenSe fourse/f fLgu, ' r ecI. SPECIAL WEEK OF FEB. 140i CORN N UTS 25% OFF RANGER by David Schroeder What really makes movie reviewing difficult is when one sits in the theater, pad and pencil in hand, ready to take notes, and then one is so totally blown away by the picture that when its over, you realize you haven't taken one note passed the opening credits. Sophie's Choice is such a movie. The movie takes place in "a strange a place as Brooklyn." It follows the path of a young writer named Stingo (Peter MacNicol) once he moves into a boarding house. He is soon befriended by a couple from the upstairs room. Sophie, (Meryl Streep) a Polish Streep gives choice performance in 'Sophie' hrnoHor immigrant immigrant and and a a victim victim of nf Au sch­ Ansch. ar«ri , . witz, and her hot tempered boyfriend, Nathan (Kevin Kline) offer Stingo a strange welcome, Wustum opens new exhibits The Racine Art Association announces its exhibitions for February and March, 1983 at the Wustum Museum in Racine. The exhibits open with a reception which is open to the public from 2:00 - 4:00 p. m., Sunday afternoon, Feb. 13, 1983. The main exhibition will be Wisconsin Photography '83. This is the third time the Racine Art Association has organized this biennial, state - wide, fine art photography competition. Wisconsin Photography '83 was juried by V erna Curtis, Associate Curator of the Milwaukee Art Museum who selected 136 photographs created by 46 artists from a group of 937 photographs entered by 100 Wisconsin photographers. Each artist was asked to submit a portfolio of 10 p hotographs for consideration and those selected for the exhibition will display from two to six pieces per artist to give Museum visitors better ideas of the photographer's body of work. The exhibit will travel to Nicolet College in Rhinelander for exhibition in April 1983. This exhibition is supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Arts Board with funds from the State of Wisconsin and the National Endowment for the Arts. Additional support of t he exhibition has been provided by Boston Store, Gold Medal, Inc., Heritage Bank, The Journal Times, Marine First National Bank and Twin Disc. The second exhibit is titled Ghita Hardimon: Graphic Constructions. Hardimon is a Highland Park, Illinois artist who creates three - dimensional relief constructions out of cut - up sections of her own multi - colored intaglio prints. Hardimon received her M.F.A. degree at Northwestern University and her B.F.A. degree at the School of t he Art Institute of Chicago. She has exhibited extensively in Wisconsin and Illinois and is in a number of corporate and private art collections. Both exhibitions continue through March 20 at the Wustum. Viewing hours at the Wustum are: 1 - 5 p. m. seven days a week, and 1 - 9 p. m. Monday and Thursday. The Wustum is located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue (Highway 38) in Northwestern Racine. Admission is free. Milwaukee Rep. opens Chekhov play For the first time in ten years, the intricate characters and subtle plots of Anton Chekhov will be presented by the Milwaukee Repertory Theater. Uncle Vanya will run February 25 tl.rough April 3 in the Performing Arts Center's Todd Wehr Theater. In Uncle Vanya, all is not well on the Serebryakov estate. The usual tranquility of aristocratic country life has been totally disrupted by the arrival of the old professor and his lovely young wife. Russia's master playwright creates a fascinating 19th - century portrait of his country's ill - fated upperclass in this intriguing world classic. Uncle Vanya will be performed Tuesdays through Fridays at 8:00 p. m., Saturdays at 5:00 p. m. and 9:15 p. m., and Sundays at 7:30 p. m. Matinees are at 2:00 p. m., Feb. 27, March 2, 9, 20, 23, an d 30. The Rep is well - equipped to accommodate patrons who are blind or in wheelchairs. A si gned performance of Uncle Vanya will be presented at 2:00 p. m on Sunday, March 20. Deaf and hearing impaired patrons should contact the Performing Arts Center box office at 273-7206. Skylight presents The Secret Marriage' The Skylight Comic Opera will present its third production of the 1982-83 season, Domenico Cimarosa's "The Secret Marriage", in English, through Feb. 20 a t the Skylight Theatre, 813 North Jefferson Street. Though frequently performed and considered part of the standard repertoire in Europe, it is seldom performed in the United States. 18th century Italian comic opera has long been a specialty at the Skylight. This delightful piece is based on an English play, "The Clandestine Marriage" by George Colman, the elder and David Garrick who took their inspiration from the famous series of satirical pictures by Hogarth entitled "Marriage A' La Mode." The story concerns a wealthy merchant, Geronimo, who hopes Ranger N eeds Writers!!! to secure a place in society by marrying off his elder daughter, Elisetta, to a member of the English aristocracy, Count Robinson. When the Count arrives, however, he is very taken with the younger daughter, Carolina, who just happens to be secret y married to Paulino, her father s clerk. The girls' widowed aunt, Fidalma, enters this comic web when she tries to maneuver her family so she will be able to marry Paulino herself. The complicated turns of plot finally resolve themselves to provide a happy ending in time for the finale. Tickets are available at the Skylight Theatre Box Office, 271- 8815, 813 N. Jefferson St. between 12 and 6 Monday thru Friday. Call the Skylight for information concerning group rates, student and senior discounts, reservations, curtain times and phone charges. Wednesday, Feb. 16,7:30- $8 25* Fridays, Feb. 11, is, 8:3Q - $9 75 Saturdays, Feb. 12, 19, 8:30 - $9.75 Sundays, Feb. 13, 20, 2 30 - $8.25* * - Student/senior discount $1 00 off with I.D. We fSSL \wlr friendshiP blooms. We follow this wonderful trio from Island? e x ploi ts in Coney darkest c t0 deepest *nd SffSJF*8 entrapped within oMtefHm tu ? ny ° ne 3Spect cess it hf • t CFedlt for its SUCbe sad tf is w acting - 11 wiU oe sad if, as i fear, Peter MacNicol is overlooked for an Oscar Nomination for Best Actor He is wonderfidly innocent as the young this?rtquepa™StlyimpreSSedby th^e snmi?ine ise( J ually ^eat as but ofEn insanely Jealous, H?s tlZeTy gentle eccentric. His shifting moods, unpredictability and charm added wonderful dimension to a character that I wish the script mo^ deaUh WHh 3 little b* 1 * Ah yes, and there is the flawless performance of Meryl Streep. The woman commands all scenes. Her foreign accent with the broken English, and her seemingly flawless German were only the smallest parts of the wonderful performance she gave. I was spellbound as the camera focused on her face. It was fascinating to watch her search for the right English word to fit her meaning, to tell her story of how she was saved by Nathan, and to reveal her terrible secret. This is a long movie, (2 hours, 45 minutes) but who noticed. Never have I seen a movie with such a variety of subtle emotions brought out in such an artful way. Each moment of the film is filled with art, from the poetic nature of the narration, to the wonderful use of the camera, to the costumes and set, to the subtle music, to the exquisite acting. I was also very impressed with the handling of the love scenes. For the first time in recent years, I have seen true love scenes, not just sex scenes. That is really what a love scene should be like. This is one of the finest, if not the finest, picture of the year, and must be experienced by anyone who wants to see the true art of the motion picture. Four stars for Sophie's Choice. **** Miles Davis highlights PAC performances Several performances have recently been added to the Performing Arts Center's February schedule of events, according to Archie A. Sarazin, managing director. 6 On Thursday, Feb. 17, Stardate Productions presents jazz artist Miles Davis in Uihlein Hall at 8:00 p. m. Tickets to the concert are $15.00 and $12.50. Popular singer Bobby Vinton performs on Friday, Feb. 18 at 7:00 p. m. in Uihlein Hall. Tickets are $12.50, $11.00 and $8.50. A concert by Kenny Loggins originally scheduled for January 27 has been rescheduled for Tuesday, Feb. 22 at 8:30 p. m. in Uihlein Hall. Loggins was unable to appear in January due to an injury. Tickets already purchased for the January concert, which was sold - out, will be honored for the Feb. 22 p erformance. Comedian Rodney Dangerfield appears in Uihlein Hall on Friday, Feb. 25 fo r two performances at 7:00 and 10:00 p. m. Tickets are $15.00 and $12.50. All PAC tickets are sold at the PAC Box Office or through PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. UIlDlife. Winter Carnival 1983 'Joky] KdjtLl 5:30 p.m. 6:00 p.m. 6:30- p.m. 7:00 p.m. 7:30 p.m. 8:00 p.m. 8:30 p.m. 9:00 p.m. Beach Party Doors Open Open Swim Air Mattress Relay Inner Tube Relay "Dog" Paddle Race Biggest Splash Contest Pool Closes Dance Featuring "Datillo" $1.50admission with UWP I.D. $2.00guests 50<t discount if you wear beach attire Food & beverages will be available for purchase All E vents in Physical E ducation Building Thursday, February 10,1983 RANGER Fun with Dirt? Garbage Fund Raiser! New Music-Pop ABBA's 'First Ten Years' is perky pop collectioi bv Terrv Rvmp four an(j platinum singles percussion and soaring melodii in the U.S. These figures are Benny Anderson and Bjorn Ulvc by Dick Oberbruner The response has been overwhelming. Bottles, cans and paper have been coming in from all over. The Parkside Garbage Fund Raiser is on! And this campus is already answering the call. Revolving around the theme, "At Parkside, Garbage is King," people from every corner of the university are pledging their support. Remember, we must live up to our nickname: PU. What snow there is leaves the ground wide open for more than just leaves. It's up to you to clean out your pockets and your cars. Many have already contributed. Just walk around campus and see for yourselves. What place could be more appropriate to hold such an event? Right here, near the armpit of Lake Michigan, we see the best in small college filth. We can meet, and beat, any school of our size in pounds per acre and total weekly tonnage. Trash is as natural as all outdoors. A clean campus assures us of being called "tidy." We can't have this. Parkside is full of sloppy, unintelligent people who want to give their fair share. Some garbage blends in naturally, like a Mickey's bottle. Unnoticed garbage is the best garbage, I always say. Other rubbish, like aluminum cans, is actually saved and recycled. C'mon, if it's garbage throw it out. What are we, pack rats? Windy days are excellent for watching paper fly around. Wrappers wave as patriotically as the flags. And don't let the litter - bugs on the parking lot containers intimidate you. We the people pay for this institution and have the right to throw our garbage wherever we please. Certain places are allowed to make a mess, anyway, like the Union and Phy Ed buildings. They're always hold trash conventions. Along with the fund raiser, a petition is circulating to change the school colors to Doublement Green, McDonaldland white and comb black. Also, some creative things, not considered to be garbage, are on display. In the parking lots are cigarette butt mounds, built to worship the tobacco gods. Indoors, there are wall posters and graffiti. Advertisments for coming attractions stick to the bricks all along the hallways. This gives the impression of walking by one continuous billboard. The wealth of graffiti is astounding. Bathroom art is a national treasure, be it informative poetry on what to do with such - and - such, or elaborate diagrams. Originating in the minds of future leaders, expression is preserved on tile for even the least constipated to witness. Low mentality art is so refreshing. (Better visit your local stall before the janitors get at them). Once again I urge you to donate to the Parkside Garbage Fund Raiser. We want everybody's contribution to be seen. Let's show our pride by living up to the name UW - Dumpster. L/L Center grant The Library / Learning Center has received a grant of $13,550 for continued conversion of its card catalog to a machine - readable format through the Online Computer Library Catalog (OCLC). 8 The grant is federally funded under the Library Services and Construction Act Title I and awarded through the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction. The grant runs through Sept. 30, 1983, and will be used to hire a team of students to complete the initial phase of the conversion. « HEY PARKSIDE... • Wednesday is Ladies Night at 4 • the Legion Bar, with Mixed Drinks 250• LIVE MUSIC IS BACK! * /' V GRABB FEB 11 8,12 • • EXCALIBER r E B H & „ • 1 I Vi P Don and Mike's • 1 Legion Ban • t tllPntSI THEATRE GUIDE MATINKL^TIMS|3^^QN FAMILY NITE All SEAT*; LAKE 1 • 2 514 - 5 6TH STREET 654-0633 • i i i i n n STARTS FRI., FEB. 11 n by Terry Byrne "ABBA —The Singles The First Ten Years" Anyone who listens to this album anti doesn't find himself haiTJ3i£g ° r whistling to at least nait of the songs on this album has to be an android! is *5? ePitome of pristine perky pop The album is a standing ovation to 21 previously tracks £ lngles and the two new J Every°ne likes ABBA whether they admit it or not (even fclMPUnkerS) ' and it's not difficult to see why. ABBA's Their * SVerywe " calculated fun internTf ? 3 f ort of congenial international language unbfna by 311 nations and all languages as being downright enjoyable Their gfft of m2 woHMorr8™^ ta ^ For some reason, ABBA's hnv[^S wr eluded the American buying public. Domestically they have released many catchy -Sol , S, U< * 38 "Waterloo," XT A' Fernando," "The Name Of The Game," ''Knowing Me, Knowing You," "Take A v » Rn Me '" and "Voulez - nnmko ' WH° C3n f ° rg e t the number one singles "Dancing Am-?" an ''The Winner Takes It AIV-I °f these cuts are included on this album. If I didn't mention your favorite song, it's probably on "The Singles." ABBA has had three or four gold albums, two platinum albums, in the U.S. These figures are something American artists would like to have, and there aren't many who do. But compared to their success in other countries, it's nothing. This album could well be the missing ingredient of success America has been hungry for since 1974. That year, ABBA won the Eurovision Song Contest, and "Waterloo" was a hit in the U.S. The soon - to - be - released single "Under Attack" could be the catalyst ABBA needs to create public awareness of this album. It is the best single release since "The Winner Takes It All," and could possibly top the charts. "I Have A Dream," with its straight - to - the - heart lyrics, folk melody and back - up on the last verses by the International School of Stockholm Choir, is as seductive as the old Coke theme song, "I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing." The Coke theme song sold lots of Coke. "I Have A Dream" sold lots of ABBA with such optimistic lyrics as: "I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me through reality, and my destination, makes it worth the while, pushing through the darkness, still another mile " This is just one reason why ABBA has sold more records than anyone, any group, ever. Thev sing about life. With their top - notch production, catchy hooks, punched - up not only shine, they gliste 'Agneta and Frida, wheth together or solo, provii refreshing, rich singing. The four Swedes provide some of tl best entertainment one could evi receive from one a lbum. Four songs from their last tv albums ("Super Trouper" ar "The Visitors"), which shou definitely have been included ar< "When All Is Said And Done "The Visitors," subtitle "Crackin - Up," "On & On & On and "Lay All Your Love On Me All of these songs were released: the U.S. except "Lay All Yoi Love On Me." America dance these songs to the top of the danc charts; these cuts remained o "Billboard's" dance charts for u to 30 weeks. Didn't "Gloria, "Don't You Want Me?, "Mickey," "I Ran," "Maneater, and so on, also top these sam charts before crossing over t "Top Forty" charts? The point i that ABBA was ahead of the danc - oriented rock groups of today The genius of Quincy Jones, mass appeal of "Don't You W, Me" and "Gloria" are dir influences of ABBA's catc hooks, danceable beat, hi harmonies and synthesization. Despite my criticism, I he American buyers will positive respond to the quality a originality of this unique albu: • • ***£ £ FOLLOW THE CROWD TO PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE'S 5th ANNUAL INDOOR PICNIC THIS FRIDAY - FEBRUARY 11 UNION DINING RM. 11 :G0am-2:00 pm featuring: CHAR B ROILED CHICKEN BRATWU.RST & SAUERKRAU" FRANKFURTERS HOT GERMAN POTATO SALA1 BAKED BEANS CORN ON THE COB FRESH SALADS WATERMELON SLICES STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BROWNIES cup CAKES LEMONADE • • • a nd more - PLUS - * ALARM CLOCK GIV E-AWAY SPECIALS • MUDAERSHORTf CUTAnpY C 0NE WEARII PURCHASE OF $1.50 OR^AOR'E - TFRIda Student fights to save open primary Thursday, February 10,1983 by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Last Saturday the Democratic National Committee announced that Wisconsin may no longer continue to have its traditional open primary for selection of convention delegates. Instead, the state must conform to party rules and choose its delegates in REGINA RADEMACHER caucuses where only declared Democrats would be allowed to attend. As a political science major and President of the Pre - Law Club here at Parkside, Regine Rademacher campaigned against the change. It an interview conducted last week, before the announcement was made, Rademacher explained the pros and cons of the open primary, and why she supported it.' "Ever since they (the Democratic National Committee) formed the Hunt Commission, which was a commission designed to change and verify party rules, they have decided they don't want open primaries," stated Rademacher. "The reasoning is that with an open primary, "Republican voters could conceivably cross party lines and vote for a weak Democratic candidate, thereby helping Republican candidates. Their reasoning here is valid, but there is so much to this issue that should be taken into account. First of all, Kidera exhibits paintings Betty Kidera, Spanish instructor here at Parkside currently has an exhibition of her paintings on display in the audio - visual section of th e D -1 level of the library. Kidera is also an art student at Parkside, and says her paintings are interpretative landscapes of her home The display should continue for about two more weeks. the open primary is part of Wisconsin's progressive, liberal tradition. That may not seem important, but we are the only open primary left. The alternative to an open primary is to hold caucuses. The problem with caucuses is that you get a much smaller percentage of voters contributing and participating in the nomination of delegates. We re talking about maybe a one - percent participation rate. Another alternative would be to hold a closed primary, in which case you would have to declare your party, either Democrat or Republican." Rademacher believes that support for the open primary is quite strong. "Channel twelve conducted a poll where viewers could phone in whether they were for or against the primary. The response was overwhelmingly in favor of the primary. I don't think they (the Democratic National Committee) realize how important the primary is to us and how Wisconsin will fight to save it. It was relatively easy for the party to get the other states to give up the open primary," she stated. Though quite enthusiastic about the campaign to save the primary, Rademacher saw that it was a last - ditch effort. "When we started organizing, our first approach was to put a referendum on the April ballot that would address the question of the primary. Hopefully, a positive response would show support for an open primary. But, if it does not go well in Washington Saturday, it may not be worth it to have a referendum, because it may be too late already," she stated. 'Yarns of Yesteryear' contest to be held Wisconsin residents who remember the hard work, happy times, and challenging experiences of th e "olden days" are invited to enter their reminiscences in the tenth annual YARNS OF YESTERYEAR Contest. Sponsored by the University of Wisconsin - Extension Arts Development Unit and the Wisconsin Regional Writers Association, the contest is open to all Wisconsin residents, age 60 and oyer. Entries may tell of family, friends, or activities of bygone days or they may be historical stories with a personal slant. Entries must be postmarked no later than March 1, 1983. Only one manuscript, original and unpublished, may be submitted. It may be typed or neatly handwritten; the word limits are 500 to 1500 words. Since manuscripts will not be returned, contestants are advised to make and keep a Faculty evaluations personal copy. Entrants are also asked to prepare a separate cover page with the title of their manuscript, their name, address (including county), telephone number, age (optional), the name and address of t heir local newspaper, and the number of words in their entry. Prizes ranging from $25 to $5 will be awarded the top ten winners at the Wisconsin Regional Writers Association Spring conference in May. Ten memberships in the association and twenty honorable mention certificates will also be awarded. Additional cash awards will be given by Stanton and Lee Publishers for the best entries in the "Winners' Circle," a special competition for those who have previously won contest prizes. A new prize, The Alice Converse Award of $10, will be given to the oldest contestant submitting an entry this year. Judges for the contest will be: Continued From Page Three and research are intertwined" on this campus, and that "most faculty take teaching very seriously." It is very important that in the future they remain intertwined so that we will be able to avoid the stereotype of the research oriented professor who can't communicate to students and who ignores them will not be matched by the stereotype of the person who "retires" intellectually upon gaining tenure and "dies." Creative Activity, or research as it is often referred to, encompasses a lot. It is measured by the Executive Committee and by Personnel Review Committee (PRC) into five categories. First of these is the measurement of publication. The quality of publisher or journal as well as the circulation must pass peer review. Secondly, the citation of the published information in indexes and works of others is looked for. The third and probably most important measurement is that of the outside evaluations that are necessary in all reviews of faculty. These committees will fourtlily look to see if the faculty member's books, etc. have been adopted in other universities. Lastly, it will be checked to see if the faculty member has been a winner of fellowships, scholarships, honors or rewards. In addition to teaching and creative activity, some emphasis is put on service. Service, as defined in Policies and Procedures, means more than being a teacher. A faculty member must be involved with both the University and the community. Guskin believes that m order for a faculty member to be "a University citizen, he must contribute to the life of the University by sitting on committees, etc." After the evaluation of al l three areas is complete, the peer review is done. This means that the faculty member up for tenure is evaluated by his colleagues who choose his destiny. When asked if there was a better system Guskin replied, "I don't know of a better one." He continued by saying that students only can base their evaluations on the perspective of one course in one point of time "Student rating could be a popularity contest, and God only knows what would happen if administration evaluated them " Colleagues have the advantage of working together on a day - to - day basis and can look at things in long term. Actually this process of evaluation should be "terribly encouraging for students because their own faculty members, not administrators, are making the decisions," according to Chancellor Guskin. "Tenure is enormously difficult," Guskin said. "The most painful decisions are personnel decisions." He believes that the tenured faculty should make these judgements and is glad that this is happening at Parkside. "Our faculty makes tough decisions. This indicates that faculty really feel a sense of ownership in this university. I'm proud — overwhelmed." Howard Kanetzke, School Publications Editor, Wisconsin State Historical Society; Frank Custer, local history buff and feature writer for several Madison publications; Elizabeth Durbin, former editor of the Ocooch Mountain News and Wisconsin Academy Review; Clarice Dunn, free lance writer and first YARNS OF YESTERYEAR Contest Director; and Mark Lefebrvre, Editor - in - Chief, and Doug Bradley, Editor, of Stanton and Lee Publishers, Inc. Entries, or requests for further information about the contest may be sent to Gen Lewis, Director, YARNS OF YESTERYEAR CONTEST, 610 Langdon, Room 722, Ma dison, WI 5370 6. For ideas and suggestions as to the types of stories to write, contestants may wish to read selections in WE WERE CHILDREN THEN, volumes I and II, the anologies of previous YARNS OF YESTERYEAR Contest entries, available at bookstores and libraries throughout the state. Women's studies spring program The Women's Studies Program Faculty cordially invites interested faculty and students to a series of noon - time seminars. The seminars cover a wide range of topics which examine and illustrate the diversity of wo men's experience in contemporary society. The seminars are offered on the following Wednesdays in Union 106 at 12:00: • February 16, The Plight of the Woman Playwright, by Rhoda - Gale Pollack, Associate Professor, Dramatic Arts. • February 23, Readings from a Novel - in - Progress, by Carole Vopat, Associate Professor, English. • March 2, Explaining Women's Adulthood Experience, by Teresa Peck, Associate Professor, Educational Psychology. • March 23, Women and Migration in the Philippines, by Lillian Trager, Assistant Professor, Anthropology. • March 30, I mages of Women in Films of the Forties, by Frances Kavenik, Lecturer, Humanities. Please plan on attending and participating. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5 l /«% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance Is $500.DD or Mere! LENDER 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha/ Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 10 HELP YOU CROW! CALL O R S TOP IN FOR D ETAILS Thursday, February 10,1983 by Maureen Burke Mike Vania is a 21 year old Junior at Parkside, majoring in marketing. He is also an outstanding UW-P wrestler with a season record of 34-5. He has a career record of 114-15 , is a two - time All - American, and has been named "Outstanding Wrestler" at five different tournaments. Mike hails from Anchorage, Alaska, coming from what he calls a "good Catholic family" of five kids. He has been wrestling since he was in third grade, when he participated in a city program sponsored by the Kiwanis in Anchorage. He became interested m wrestling because his brother had a friend who's brother wrestled in high school. Also, Mike says, "I was small all through junior high and high school and wrestling was the only sport that I participated in. That and baseball." He was an outstanding wrestler back in high school, going to the btate Championships three years in a row. In his sophomore year he took third place and was second his junior and senior seasons. After high school, Mike attended Pacific University in Forest Grove, Oregon for two years where he was a two - time All - American at 118 po unds. He took second his freshman year and fourth his sophomore year Leaving Pacific U., he transfered to Parkside last year. Mike chose Parkside because he had been here before and also had a brother whom attended UW-P. His father then retired and his parents also moved to Algoma, Wisconsin. One of the biggest drawbacks about wrestling for Mike is the dieting that he has to do to make weight. He has to lose close to 22 pounds going from his normal weight of 152 to his wrestling weight of 126. He says, "dieting Wrestler Mike Vania: a professional amateur a 21 year old make wJpht ^oHege it's worse. If I didn't win, it loses. "He's got a lot of class," fishes back in An takes a toll on your mind." To make weight Vania tries not to eat or drink too much when matches are coming up. He also tries to lose 3-4 lbs. at every practice although after weigh-ins, he usually gains 8-9 lbs. back again. Even though he is doing very VANIA outstanding wrestler. well at 126, Mike says he'd like to go even lower to wrestle at 118 lb. "I'll see if I can get to 118 for the Wheaton Invitational (Feb. 11, 12) and see how my body feels. Then I'll see how I feel for Nationals." One of the things that Mike enjoys most about wrestling is the competition.. "When you go out there on the mat and you wrestle it's just you and the guy," he said! "When you go one - on - one like that, everything is up to you and if you win, you know that you did it all and it was you from the very beginning . . . from the dieting to the end." "In high school most guys wrestle just for the sport and if they lose, it isn't that bad. But in §>£ H 50A St., Kenosha 654-6382 THE SPINNING WHEEL LIVE LOUNGE MUSIC Every Saturday Night NO COVER EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 25710 oz. Tappers 8 a.m.-12 noon SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FIVE DIFFERENT B RANDS OF BEER ON TAP Old Style, Michelob, Stroh's, Budweiser, Bud Light Regular 10 oz. Glass 50< Frosty Schooners 55< — Mugs 75< 32 oz. Beers and 32 oz. Wine Coolers only $1.00 Wednesday Night Is Pitcher Night Kamikazes, Alabama Slammers, Watermelons 32 oz. Pitcher Only *4.00 Food Available 8 am to 11 pm Quarter or Half Pound Cheeseburgers & H amburgers Homemade Chili "YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST" Come and enjoy the most current jukebox in town! college it's worse. If I didn't win, it (the dieting) wouldn't be worth it, ' Mike said. Mike feels that Dr. Mike Clock, his coach at Pacific, has been the most influential person in his wrestling career. "He's probably the best coach that I could have had as a freshman. He had me start from scratch and learn the basics again, so when I came here to Parkside with coach Koch, I had already been taught the basics. So they didn't have to teach me a lot." "He and asst. Coach Winters just helped me polish my moves and my style of wrestling. When guys come out of high s chool, they have a lot of fancy moves that they used. But when they get to college the competition is a lot tougher, especially if they are wrestling juniors and seniors. You win with basics, and I'm best as a mat wrestler," Mike added. Head Coach Jim Koch agrees. 'Mike has a lot of good moves down on the mat. He has improved himself working really hard. He is an exceptional wrestler and gets more points faster than most wrestlers. That's why when he doesn't win by a pin he wins by a lot of points." Mike averages 20 points a match. "I enjoy watching Mike wrestle," says Koch. "He never slows down and never gives up. He keeps moving and that's how he scores so many points. He's a very exciting wrestler to watch," he added. Koch has nothing but praise for Vania's attitude towards wrestling describing him as "fiery, popular, influential, and probably the best leader we've ever had." "It's been several years since we've had a guy who can pick up the team like Mike," coach Koch said. He is impressed by Mike's dedication to the sport. "He just loves to wrestle." Vania, the co - captain of the team is modest, conducts himself well, and is gracious even when he Sport Shots Wisconsin: loses. says Koch. And Koch isn't the only one who is impressed by M ike's hard work and dedication. Last year, even though he was out most of the season after knee surgery, Mike was voted 'Most Inspirational Wrestler'. In the off season Mike enjoys waterskiing. He is also a commercial fisherman. He usually fishes back in Anchorage where he plans to make his residence after he graduates. He also does some amateur boxing at a local bar there. Mike's goal is to become a National Champion. He hopes to reach that goal this season, and with the way things look so far, he may just do that. As Coach Koch put it, "Pacific's loss is our gain." Wisconsin. The mere mention of t hat name conjures up visions of tons of snow and bitter cold in winter, and heat and humidity in summer; but that could be changing. Our state is all of a sudden becoming known as one of the sports capitals of the U.S.A. At least I think so. Let's take a look at the last two years in the Wisconsin sports scene. Starting back in 1981, the attention given to our state started to rise as the Milwaukee Bucks were blowing away every other team in its division. They eventually lost in the playoffs in one of the best playoff series ever seen. Attention wasn't drawn again until the end of t he summer, with one of the biggest wins in the University of Wisconsin's history. That, of c ourse, was the Badger's victory over Michigan in their 1981 season opener. The Badgers finished the season 7-4, and gained a berth in the now - defunct Garden State Bowl, where they lost to Tennessee. But the football program at Wisconsin received a boost that carried into the next year. In the winter of 1981-82, the Bucks again got attention. Once again they won their division by a large margin only to lose in the playoffs. Another attention grabber was the Wisconsin Badger basketball team — but for a different reason. They couldn't win to save their lives, and the coach of that team, Bill Cofield was gone at the end of the year' Then the Badgers hired the coach of Eau Claire (his name escapes me); but he resigned just a few days after he was hired for personal reasons. Spring of 1982 brought us baseball season. The Brewers had CINDY RUFFERT gets the rebound in last Saturday's game. a sports capital? a A.L. This to high hopes and little did they know that those hopes would be realized. As we all know our Brewers made it all the way to the World Series after a thriller of a finish against Baltimore and great comeback in the championship series, brought the most attention io Wisconsin since the Packer glory years of the mid - 60's; but the attention didn't stop there. In the fall of '82, the Wisconsin football team had its second winning season in a row, and its second berth in two years They had better luck this time, as they beat Kansas State in the dependence Bowl for their bowl victory in many moons * f^rise team (at least for me) this winter is the Milwaukee H^pv i ° f the Interna tional f League - They have the fourth best record in the IHL, and are leading their division. pI?lmos J f ° rgot The Green Bav Packers had a good season too wattfTh ^ astrikeg °t?nthe way of a better one. Still the P !f°ffs everyone.') and made it through the first round against St. Louis Infirst r%^Tr ; d P G^ had ZX *^2 |and We've won " Rejoice! and fell dead. C0 " apsed SPORTS TRIVIA (revenge, perhaps?). Then the had to take on America's teaix the Dallas Cowboys. They did pretty good job handling Ton Dorsett and Company, but in th end the Packers were out tricked on trick plays. Next yea should be their best since '72 Back to the Bucks. They'r leading their division agair despite injuries to key people. Wisconsin sports have com quite a ways in the last two year and we can look forward to goo seasons from the Bucks, Brewer* and Packers m the coming yeai Its about time we got som sU^n?1 a sports' mind* state, and not just be known fo snow and cows. On Wisconsin! Spots: Bil 'y Marti] seconds left The NFr 1 that tte Npr I* tte first once LaIf n<7' 3nd ^member tr«5 1116 mara thor ^uced into the moderr games in Athens and it ran Same course that th In 1908, during the Olympics, the race dist, vanisfS ? 26 mUes vtt avor t 0 VII and Queen Alexandi — Taken from Mai RANGER Womens track circles competition I Coach Profile: Mike DeWitt Incredible as it may seem, the Women's Track season is well under way and the team has been faring well in the early season meets (see sport news). Last Saturday, the team was in Oshkosh. Coach Mike DeWitt felt that Oshkosh and Stevens Point were good teams and if Deb Spino would've run and if there would have been a distance medley relay event, the team may have finished with more points. "They may have still beat us, but we would have been right up with them," commented DeWitt. Spino is recovering from a knee flare up and although she is feeling better, DeWitt decided to not let her compete. This Saturday the team will travel to LaCrosse. DeWitt expects to face some tough competition as Marquette and LaCrosse are two of the best distance teams in the state. "Stout has some fairly good distance runners too. It should be a good meet," he said. Sue M eyer, Parkside's top 2 - miler, will be challenged by Tori Neaubauer of LaCrosse and Katie Womens Basketball Webb of Marquette, both National champions. "If Sue runs tough against these girls, she should be under ll minutes," stated DeWitt. Meyer, who set a personal record in the 2 - mile last week of 11:11.8 as well as qualifying for nationals, did so with some difficulty. An Oshkosh opponent followed too closely on Meyer's heels and stepped on the backs of Meyer's shoes five times during the course of the race. "The first two times I didn't say anything. After that, I turned around and told her to knock it off. I'm happy with my race though. It's a good time for this early in the season and I'm really glad to have qualified for the nationals. I really wanted that," Meyer said. Spino will be competing in the mile and DeWitt feels she will be challenged by Hottinger from Marquette. Another top Parkside runner, Dona Driscoll is looking forward to the upcoming meet. "I wasn't all that pleased with my race last Saturday. I'm happy that I won, but I know I can run faster. I'm looking forward to the meet of my comes stiffest from because some competition LaCrosse." Driscoll feels at this point of the season, she is right on schedule training wise. "I'm 2-3 seconds faster than last year, but it's to be expected -1 wouldn't want to be at the same level as I was last year," she stated. Sprinter Carling Thurman is competing after a few years layoff. DeWitt expects her to be one of the top sprinters in the state as well as do well nationally. Indoor Nationals are coming up at the end of the month. Comparing times from last year DeWitt noted that Spino, who won the mile last year in 5:11 has already run a 5:02. Meyer's time of 11:11 would be good for a sixth place finish last year. DeWitt expects her to lower her time in the next few weeks. Driscoll finished fifth in the 600 yard run last year and is improving. The time that the Distance medley team ran in an exhibition race on Saturday without any competition should have been good for a third place finish. Pope scores 1000 points by Patricia Cumbie Laurie Pope is one of Parkside's best women athletes. She plays on the basketball and volleyball teams. Her hometown is Omro, a small town west of Oskhosh. She is a senior majoring in Psychology and will be graduating next semester. She is also working on getting a basic coaching certificate. Pope really likes Parkside a lot and commented, "I like the small town atmosphere, because of my own hometown, you don't lose your identity and the people here are friendly." She began her athletic career in seventh grade, and has always performed well. Her high school basketball team went to the state tournament three years in a row. Her team only lost 10 game s in that time span. "It was really exciting when you go to state, or do well, it gets more publicity for the team, our games had many spectators." Pope is having an outstanding basketball season thus far. She has scored over a thousand points, the first woman in Parkside to manage that feat. Now one of her goals is 1000 rebound points. The women practice for two and one - half hours every day. They do a lot of running and their level of conditioning is high. According to Pope, the women Sports Calendar Men's Basketball Feb. 12, Saturday. St. Scholastic. Away Feb. 15, Tuesday. UW - Milwaukee. Away Feb. 17, Thursday, Lewis University. HERE, 7:30 p. m. Women's Basketball Feb. 10, T hursday. Marquette. Away Feb. 12, Sa turday, Silver Lake College. HERE 3:30 p. m. Men's Wrestling Feb. 11 -12, Fri. - Sat. Wheaton Invitational. Away Feb. 15, Tuesday. Marquette. Away Fencing Feb. 12, Saturday. Wisconsin, Michigan State. HERE. Women's Track Feb. 12, Saturday. LaCrosse. Away Men's Track Feb. 12, Saturday. Illinois Benedictine. Away get along well and they function well as a team. They play on a 30 second clock and being in good POPE is first woman to score 1000 points. shape is very important. Her ultimate goal for the season is to go to the National tournaments. Laurie finds the basketball competition to be much more stringent than volleyball. They play some out of state division I teams, and Marquette, Milwaukee and Green Bay are very competitive teams within Wisconsin In volleyball, Pope has had the opportunity to travel to Europe. She spent two weeks in Sweden and when she was in Stockholm, she got to see the Stockholm Castle. She traveled by train and was in six different cities. "The opportunity to travel is one of the greatest things about participating in sports. It was great." Coach Goggin commented on Laurie's performance, "She's a good player, and has much ability. She's a good person to have around and it will be hard replacing her next year. Laurie has matured into a good player." Getting ready for a game or match is something everyone prepares in their own way, mentally and physically. Laurie said, "I just try to relax, taking deep breaths. Getting nervous just inhibits what you're trying to do. Just going in there and playing is 'what takes the nervousness away. I just think back to about eight or nine years ago, and if it wasn't for that stupid round ball I never would have done the things I've been able to do." THIS THURSDAY following the UW-Parkside vs Cardinal Stritch basketball game THE MILLER BROTHERS 9:00 p.m. - Union Square Free with exchange of basketball ticket at halftime — OR — $3.00 at the door by Carol Kortendick The name Mike DeWitt spurs one thought, which is sports. A former Parkside student himself, DeWitt now coaches the women's cross country and track teams. He graduated from Parkside in 1972 with a B.A. in geography, and then went to attain his M.A. in elementary education from Arizona State. Besides Parkside, DeWitt has also coached the teams from Gateway Technical School and Horlick High School (Racine). Although many assume a coach's sole job is coaching, DeWitt's principle occupation is teaching fourth graders at Jefferson Lighthouse School in Racine. DeWitt enjoys working with all kids in general, and reveals it by his fine coaching ability. DeWitt's philosophy of coaching doesn't strive on winning but stresses hard work for team members to reach their fullest potential. DeWitt also firmly believes that track and cross country demands discipline to organize between school and sports. In all his years here at Parkside, both as a student and coach, Mike DeWitt has found the people friendly and the school an excellent opportunity to obtain an education. Parkside is also well - established in the field of sports, and DeWitt hopes it continues in that direction. Teaching and coaching consumes most of his time yet Mike enjoys playing with his four young children, and sometimes "just spending time watching other sports," as he is an avid baseball watcher. When he's not coaching, teaching, playing or watching, DeWitt race walks, and hopes to place in next year's Olympic time trials. Other future plans? Not at the present moment with his full schedule. He, however, said of his future, "I do plan to race walk for another 50 years!" So DeWitt will be coming on strong for a long time. Ranger needs writers, photographers, e tc. . . "/^University of Wisconsin-Parkside IYTONA BEACH SPRING BREAK '83 J / \J MARCH / y i 11-20 FiOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH • 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEANSIDE TEXAN HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY JOIN THE FOLLOWING SCHOOLS PARTICIPATING IN THISTRIP: • NOTRE DAME • WESTERN ILLINOIS • CENTRAL MICHIGAN • INDIANA UNIV. • DRAKE • SOUTHERN ILLINOIS • MIAMI OF OHIO • NORTHERN ILLINOIS SIGNUP DEADLINE THIS FRIDAY, FEB. 11 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 Thursday, February 10,1983 RANGER MEN'S TRACK by Patricia Cumbie The Men's track season is coming along fairly well, and Coach Rosa has three men, in three events, signed up for the National competition. "The team is small this season but we have been doing good," Rosa added. The last meet the team competed in was the St. Norbert Invitational. It was a triangular meet, against Marquette and St. Norbert. Parkside scored 34 points. John Anderson took first in the pole vault. In the shot put, Rod Hebrindon took third. Glenn Schultz placed second in the mile. The 600 yard run yielded a first for A1 Correa. The 1000 yard run was won by Rich Miller and in second place was Glenn Schultz. The two mile run also had Parkside taking the first two places. Andy Serrano in first and John Brewer taking second. The Parkside men also took first in the mile relay. The relay team consists of Short, Correa, Miller and Brewer. WOMEN'S TRACK On Saturday, the Women's Track team competed in Oshkosh. The team finished third with 57 points. Oshkosh won the meet with 130 points. Stevens Point was second with 122 points. St. Norbert's was fourth with 46 points. Ripon finished fifth with 13 points. Carling Thurman won the 60 yard dash in 7.9 seconds. She also finished third in the 300 yard dash with a time of 40.7 seconds. Thurman was also a member of the 800 yard relay team which finished third. The relay team composed of Lynda Pfeilstiffer, Judvida Hopkins and Sanday Pelegrino finished in 1:58.7. Sue M eyer had a PR in the 2 mile run. She won in 11:11.8. Dona Driscoll is back in top form after a short bout with the flu. She w on the 600 yard run in 1:29.6. Teammate Jane Roszykowski finished fifth in 1:33. Freshman Michelle Gross showed potential for a good first collegiate track season. She finished sixth in the mile with 5:46.0. H er time of 3:06.0 i n the 1000 yard run was good for a fourth place finish. The mile relay team of Pfeilstiffer, Karen Jacobsen, Carol Romano, and Hopkins CLASSIFIEDS PERSONALS UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST CHURCH, 11 a.m., Sunday, 625 College Ave., "Musical Panorama." RHONDA BRAOLY is 152 with RRC (190). P.S. BWMIS ROSES ARE RED, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, JAM is too! P.S. Be my valentine. WANTED: Sexy blond heterofemale tor cheap, meaningless relationship. Contact 'Desperate'. OOH-AH, OOH-AH HEY MARLENE! Tell us 'bout the boy from Racine! NORM: We will miss you, even if you are disgustingly perverted. The girl with the red panties. BETH CALLAHAN: Congratulations on your engagement to Mr. Marshall Piatt, Oct. 29, 1983. (152) Love, Rhonda BMWIS CAROL & WILLY: When's the blessed event??? Good luck women's track team in La Crosse!! Stay tuff!!! PAT: Thanks for the warning. The new kid on the block. MOLLY: Keep up the thumb exercises! Valerie ROD: I had a wonderful time Saturday Night!! Toni TON I: The movie was alright, but the company was better!! Rod ED: Just because your name is at the very top and mine is at the very bottom, doesn't mean thafl must take this constant abuse!! IE not Y. IT IS SO WONDERFUL to have a Winter Carnival that promotes cooperation between student organizations. THANK YOU to all of the Ranger Staff who participated in the Winter Carnival. MOLLY: If only you knew. Ed ED: Someday we'll be married, and the other two P's will have to start a different "P" club. Love and Kisses, RED. RED: I'll be waiting. Ed (Love and Kisses). MOLLY: AAaybe you do know. I hope you do. Ed LOU: Don't be so jealous. And don't be mad atnobody showing up at your meetings. It's nothing personal. At least I don't think it is. VALERIE: Congratulations!! I'm glad you're one of us. I've always known you are Pat STACEY: Hope you're having fun. I'm trying my best. See you soon!!! PAT: If some people's door swings both ways, your's is revolving!!! That's O.K. though Pat WANTED PIANO ACCOMPANIST for young aspiring singer wishing to enter competition Sat, March 5, 1983 at Bradford H.S. At least 4 rehearsals previous to competition date. Have own sheet music. Fees negotiable. Call 652-5820 after 3 p.m., M-F. SPORT NEWS finished third in 4:31.8. In the field events, Vicki Stacy finished fifth in the high jump with 4-8 and Shirley Gunther finished sixth in the shot put with a throw of 9.44 meters. FENCING Last Saturday, the Parkside men and women's fencing teams hosted the invitational against Notre Dame, Purdue, Tri - State, and St. Mary's. Unfortunately though, the teams lost with the exception of a woman's tie with Tri - State. Overall results for the teams were: MEN'S Parkside 10 — Purdue 17 Parkside 8—Tri-State 19 Parkside 1 — Notre Dame 7 WOMEN'S Parkside 3 — Purdue 4 Parkside 6—Tri-State 6 Parkside 1 — Notre Dame 15 Parkside 4 — St. Mary's 12 Next week's Ranger will feature an in-depth report on the fencing team. MEN'S BASKETBALL by Carra Cariello The Parkside Basketball team was very busy this last week. On Tuesday, they took on the Chicago State Cougars. The Rangers lost this game with a final score of 65- 64. T his occured when a 25 foot jump shot by Brian Diggins bounced off the back of the rim. Diggins made the most points this game, totaling 17. Bob Hallberg, coach for the Cougars, was quoted saying "There was no pressure on Parkside tonight. All the pressure was on us." But there is always pressure because of the dreams of every player. On Thursday, the Rangers played against MSOE. The Rangers won with a 23 point spread. The ending score was 89- 66. Erik Womeldorf, a sophomore at Parkside, made the most points with 21 points. Saturday, the Rangers took on NE Illinois. The Rangers lost 67- 68. The Rangers gave this game away. At first the Rangers were leading by 18 points. Then it came down to 6:28 left in the game and the Rangers had an opportunity at the free throw line, but unfortunately the outcome wasn't positive. Then the Rangers were only leading by 14 points. This is when the tables turned and Illinois went on to win this game. On Saturday, February 12, t he Rangers will take on St. Scholastica. Darrell Jackson sustained an ankle injury, but hopefully he will be ready to play in this next game. Tim Opps is still out with a dislocated shoulder. According to Coach Johnson, the Rangers still have a chance at state, if everyone can finish out the season injury free. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL This past week the women's basketball team competed in three games. Tuesday against Chicago State the women were victorious, the score being 74-58. The Whitewater game was cancelled due to snow, and Friday against UW-Green Bay they were defeated 72-62. The team will be playing Marquette Thursday, and they will have to win to be seeded in the NAIA. The other two games are against Silver Lake and Carthage College. "We should be able to bqat them both," Coach Goggin commented. EVE MARATHON EVE's Third Annual Old Style Bald Eagle Marathon will be held at Eagle Valley Nature Preserve, just two miles south of this Mississippi river town at 8:00 a.m., April 30. Both the start and finish of the. marathon will be located at the nature center. This annual event is sponsored by EVE and Heileman's, Int. Proceeds generated from registration fees of $10 per runner ($8 in advance) will be used to help preserve bald eagle habitat along the Mississippi River. The marathon route passes through spectacular scenery along the Mississippi River north of Glen Haven, Wisconsin, and then swings out over rolling hills and wooded valleys. This marathon is one of the most scenic and rugged of any marathon in the nation. The 26 mile route is approximately 60 percent paved and 40 percent gravel. The marathon starts at 8 a.m. and a 10 km run will start at 9 a.m. Trophies will be awarded to winners in both the men and women's divisions. All marathon finishers will receive a T-shirt and all 10 km finishers will receive an EVE arm patch. Anyone wishing to observe the marathon is welcome to the nature preserve. Limited overnight accommodations (room and board) are available by advance registration. Reservation forms and more information may be obtained by writing to: EVE, Box 155, Apple River, IL 61001 or phone (815) 594- 2259. MEN'S WRESTLING by Maureen Burke On Feb. 2, the Men's Wrestling team was to have wrestled Oshkosh, but due to the heavy snows it was cancelled. The team did, however, compete against Northern Michigan University Saturday. Parkside won 29 - 20, wi nning 6 out of the 10 matches. Mike Winter (142) and Mike Muckerheide (150), both pinned their opponents. Winter's pin was in 1:51, while Muckerheide's came in 4:29. On Tuesday Parkside hosted the Carthage and Carroll Double Dual. According to Heach Coach Jim Kosh, "It looks really good for us. None of the other three teams we will be competing against will have full teams, because they all have had a lot of injuries. They will each be forfeiting at least 2 - 3 matches apiece." 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PSGA reaffirms s tud en t eva lua tion of tea ch ing fac ult y, cl os es CB E for o n e we ek W Un iv er sit y of W is co ns in - P ar k si d e by P at Hen siak Ed ito r By un an im ou s co n se n t, th e P a rk si d e S tu d en t G ov er nm en t A ss oc ia tio n S e n at e pa ss ed a res olu tion st at in g th at "W he re as , the Ac ade mi c P olic ies Co mm itte e is rev iew ing the pre sen t polic ies on the Stu den t Ev alu ati on of Te ach ing Fa cu lty on thi s ca m pu s, and Wh ere as, thro ugh the con cep t of sh a re d g o v er n an ce , th e stu de nt s sho uld ha ve a voi ce in thi s m at te r, an d Wh ere as, the mo st obvi ous inp ut the stu de nt s ha ve to w ar d th e q u a li ty of te ac hi ng is th ro ug h th es e ev a lu a ti o n s, an d W he re as , P.S .G.A . ha s alw ay s been com ­ mi tte d to stu de nt s ev alu ati ng all fac ul ty, for ev ery cl as s, f or ev ery se m es te r, an d th er ef or e; Be it Res olve d th at the Un ive rsit y of Wisc onsin - Pa rk si de Stu den t Go ver nm ent re af fir m s its st an d th at a ll fac ult y mu st be e va lua ted by th eir stu de nt s f or ev er y cla ss, fo r ev er y s e m e s te r. " T he re so lu ti on w as in tr od uc ed by Da ve Sc hro ed er, and af te r brief disc uss ion of the wo rdin g, pa sse d una nim ous ly thro ugh the Se na te . PSGA pre sid ent ha s als o sign ed the res olu tion . Dur ing the T re as ur er 's re po rt, Te rr y T unk s, a cti ng T re as ur er for the Se na te , rec om me nde d an d mov ed th at th e Ca mp us Book Ex ch an ge be clos ed for a one week per iod , in or de r for a co mp let e au di t to be c ond uct ed on the book kee ping sy st em . S en ato r Ph il Po gre ba ar gu ed , "Y ou ca n' t clo se the CBE ne xt wee k, th er e a re mob s of peo ple up the re, al l the ti m e. " Tu nk s re st at ed th at the CBE had man y una nsw ere d qu est ion s abo ut it s bo okke eping sy ste m , an d tho se que stio ns nee d to be an ­ sw ere d be for e a ny oth er bu sin ess be co nd uc ted . Po gre ba con tinu ed his ar gu m en t, poin ting out the nee d stu de nt s ha ve to use the se rv ic e. " Yo u ca n' t cl ose the CBE next wee k. Th at 's ass ini gn ! Hav e you any ide a how mu ch will be lost ? W hat a bo ut the s tud en ts who wan t to use th at se rv ice ?? Are they just p ut on h old? It i s only the thi rd week of c las se s. It 's a m es s up th er e now ." Je a n n e B ue nk er - P h il li p s, Pr esi de nt P ro Te mp ore of the Se na te c om me nte d, " T ha t's rig ht, if you go up th er e now, it is a m es s, and it nee ds to be cle ane d u p ." Ji m K re u se r, P re si d e n t of PSGA als o sa id , "T he mo st im­ po rta nt thing to do is to cl ea r up the pro ble ms with the book s if the re is on e. See th at thin gs a re in or de r. " Po gr eb a then que stio ned wh ethe r or not the stu de nt s wo uld know if it wa s the se na te 's cho ice to clo se the se rv ice from the m. K re us er co m m en te d th a t th e cu rre nt sta nd ing ma na ge r sho uld post a sign sta tin g wh at ha s tak en pla ce . Joh n Monks inq uir ed as to wh eth er an en ti re wee k of schoo l was a nec ess ity of the au di t, or , could the ex ch ang e be clos ed for the we eke nd, and just thr ee da ys of th e we ek. Tr ea su re r Tun ks conc lude d th at th er e wa s no way of tell ing if a week wa s a bso lut ely ne ce ssa ry , bu t a t thi s point sh e thou ght it wa s. Th e Se na te vote d to pa ss the mot ion, 8-3- 0. S eg re g at ed U ni ve rs it y F ee s A ll o c a ti o n s C o m m it te e (S.U .F.A .C.) als o pa sse d var iou s Un ive rsit y bud get s thr oug h fin al bud get ing , and the Se na te ma de a moti on to p as s all of th e b udg ets in the ir en tir et y, as they ar e. (See ch ar tin g) . In the com ing we ek, the Se na te will tra ve l to O shk osh , wh ere th e mon thly Uni ted Coun cil me eti ng will be he ld. Th e me etin g thi s mo nth will ad dr es s the rai sin g of the dri nki ng ag e, an d Col lect ive Ba rga ini ng . S ey bo ld a p p e a l d e n ie d by Bob Kie sling News E dit or An open ap pe al he ari ng for sociolo gy pro fess or Pe te r S eybo ld wa s h eld F ri da y. Th e Be hav ior al Sc ie nc e Di vi sio n E x ec u ti v e Co mm itte e ag ai n vote d not to ren ew S eyb old 's co nt ra ct , de spi te the fac t th at Seybo ld intr odu ced new evi den ce to the Co mm itte e. Se yb ol d in tr od uc ed se v e ra l le tte rs of rec om me nda tio n fro m soci olog ists aro un d the co un try . He sai d the le tte rs "e xp re ss ed conf usio n an d sh oc k" a t the dec isio n. He noted the le tte rs ca m e fro m sc ho lar s who we re work ing in Sey bol d's own fiel d, soc ial heg em ony , and th at none of BSD EC' s me mb ers had an y ex­ per ien ce in th at fiel d. "C uri ou sly , p rom ine nt sc ho la rs out side the divisi on hav e a ver y dif fer ent int erp ret ati on of my ac tiv ity ," he sa id . The hea rin g wa s held to a pp ea l a dec ision ma de la st Nov emb er b y the BSD EC no t to r ene w Se ybo ld's co nt ra ct for an oth er ye ar . Had Seyb old r ece ive d th e ex ten sio n, h e would ha ve been rec om me nde d for ten ur e a t the end of the ye ar . As wit h the ini tia l he ari ng , th e SU FA C Sum ma ry C ha rt in gs S.U .F.A .C. BUD GET SUMMARY SH EE T Unit 198 2-83 198 3-8 4 Prop ose d Dol lar Ch ang e % Cha nge Ath letic s $53, 585. 00 $55,5 82.00 $1,9 97.0 0 3.7 In tra m ur al s $40, 483. 00 $42, 507. 00 $2,82 4.00 5.0 Stu den t Act ivit ies Bld g. $2,400 .00 $2,500 .00 $100 .00 4.2 He alt h Offic e $66, 248. 00 $69, 430. 00 $3,18 2.00 4.8 Housi ng $22, 851. 00 $33, 750. 00 $10, 899. 00 47.7 Union $194 ,857. 00 $204 ,945 .00 $10, 088. 00 5.2 Aux iliar y Acco untin g Sy ste m $6,00 0.00 $6,30 0.00 $30 0.0 0 5 Union Deb t S erv ice $90, 500. 00 $90, 500. 00 $ -0- 0 Child C ar e Cen ter $16, 823. 00 $19, 957. 00 $3,1 34.0 0 18.6 Pa rk sid e Act iviti es Bo ard $35, 542. 00 $61,7 29.00 $26, 187. 00 73.7 Pe rfo rm ing Ar ts & Le ctu re $9,26 7.00 $ -0- $9,26 7.00 -10 0 Stu den t Org ani zat ion Coun cil $24, 660. 00 $ -0- $24 ,660 .00 -10 0 P.S .G.A ., In c. $7,50 3.00 $19,4 92.01 $11,9 89.01 159.8 Win ter Ca rni val $4,00 0.00 $4,0 00.0 0 $ -0- 0 Stu den t Act iviti es Offic e $13, 556. 00 $20, 896. 00 $7,3 40.0 0 54.1 S.U .F.A .C. $16 0.00 $14 0.00 $20. 00 -12.5 Ra ng er $17, 057 .10 $17, 057 .10 $ -0- 0 Pe er Sup por t $4,73 3.00 $4,73 3.00 $ -0- 0 TOTAL $61 0,22 5.10 $653 ,518. 11 $43,2 93.01 7.1 Th e Se gr eg ate d Un ive rsit y Fe es Allo catio ns Co mm itte e (SUF AC) , a sub co mm itt ee of PS GA , h as fi ni sh ed fi n al bu dg et in g fo r th e 1983-84 a ca d em ic y e a r. SU FA C an nu all y all oc ate s a port ion of th e st ud en ts' tot al tuit ion fee s cal led se gr eg ate d fe es . Thi s tab el show s the fin al am ou nt to be SU FA C fo r ca m pu s gr ou ps org an iza tio ns. all oc ate d by th e v ar io u s an d E co no m ic pan el di sc us se s o u r fu tu re "W is co n si n 's Ec on om ic F ut ur e" will be dis cus sed at a Pa rk sid e Pu bli c Fo ru m a t 7:30 p.m . this Tu esd ay , Fe b. 8 in the Union Cin em a. Blo od Dr ive se t for Wi nte r Carnival On Th ur sd ay , F eb . 10, the Blood Cen ter will be on ca m pu s to con duc t its an nu al Win ter Ca r­ niv al Blood Dr ive . T he ho urs a re fro m 9 a. m . to 3:30 p .m . in Union 104. A pp oi nt m en ts a r e no t ne ce ss ar y, jus t wal k in. Anyo ne giv ing blood ma y cr ed it it to the stu de nt org ani zat ion of the ir cho ice . Be su re to tel l the rec ep tio nis t a t th e s ign - u p tab le which organizati on you ar e don ati ng to. Th is ev en t is spon ­ sor ed by the Stu den t He alth Ce nte r an d P ee r Su pp ort . Pa ne lis ts for the fre e pub lic pr og ram a re : Ga r A lper ovit z, a Ra cin e n ati ve and co - di rec to r of the Na tio nal C en te r fo r E co no m ic A lte r­ na tiv es, a Was hing ton - bas ed or g an iz at io n wh ich co nd uc ts re se a rc h an d an al y si s of Am eri can econ omi c polic ies and off ers pro pos als for re str uc tu rin g the Am eri can eco nom y. Hen ry Re uss , rec en tly re tir ed af ter 28 ye ar s as Wis con sin' s D em oc ra ti c 5th D is tr ic t co ng re ss m an wh o se rv ed as ch ai rm an of the inf lue nti al Jo int Eco nom ic Co mm itte e and the Hous e Co mm itte e on Ban kin g, Fin an ce and Ur ban Aff airs and ad v o ca te s fe d e ra l ec on om ic plan nin g, wa ge - p ric e an d cr ed it con tro ls. Joh n Ro eth le, co - ch air m an of the Milw auke e T ask Fo rc e on the d eb at e ce n te re d ar ou nd th e que stio n of how to give gr ea te r weig ht to tea chi ng exc elle nce , as req uir ed by U niv ers ity gu ide line s. Fa cu lty me mb ers a re exp ect ed to be pro fici ent in thr ee ar ea s: co m m un ity se rv ic e , c re a ti v e ac tiv ity and tea chi ng . Com plica ting the prob lem is t he fac t th at Pa rk sid e i s a "r es ea rc h c e n te r " in th e UW S y st em . Fa cu lty me mb ers he re tea ch a red uce d cla ss load , nine cr ed its a se m es ter ra th er tha n the no rm al PET ER SEYBOLD Ec on om y an d E m p lo ym en t: G oa ls 2000, wh ich pu bl is he d re su lts and rec om me nd atio ns of its stu dy las t wee k, au tho r of th e "Wisco nsin Merger and Acqui sition Re po rt" and pre sid en t of Ande rson / Roe thle , Inc ., a ma na ge m en t con sul ting fir m. The re p o rt em ph as iz es in cr ea si n g adaptability of existing org ani zati ons to rap idly cha ngi ng nat ion al and int ern ati on al con­ diti ons . Willi am St ra ng , d ire cto r of UW Bu rea u of Bus ine ss R es ea rc h an d au th or of it s 1982 st u d y , "W isco nsi n's Eco nom y in 1990," and pre sid ent of the Wisco nsin Bus ines s Eco nom ic Asso ciati on. Ken neth Hoo ver, a Pa rk sid e polit ical sci enc e pro fes sor , will se rv e a s mo de rat or. The for um is spon sore d by Pa rk sid e an d the Uni ver sity Ext ens ion De pa rtm en t of G ov ern me nta l Aff airs . twe lve, pla cing a gr ea te r em ­ ph asi s on re se ar ch tha n no rm al. As bef ore , t he Com mit tee coul d not spe cify how they int er pr ete d th e sp ec ia l w ei gh t gi ve n to te ac h in g. D av id L ev in , an as sis ta nt pro fess or of philo soph y, ask ed , "C an you cl ar ify , in a non - am big uou s w ay, w hat is m ea nt by spe cia l wei ght to te ac hi ng ?" Th e Co mm itte e m em be rs coul d not , but sta te d th at Se ybo ld's exc elle nt tea chi ng e val uat ion s did not of fset the lack of c re at iv e a ct iv ity . "H e need s to ha ve ac tiv ity in th re e ar ea s, not tw o," sai d as sis ta nt pr of es so r of so ci ol og y Li on el Mald onad o. Ab ou t th ir ty st u d en ts an d fac ult y att en de d the he ari ng , l es s tha n half the Nov emb er he ar in g's att en da nc e, but wer e mo re voc al in the ir su pp ort for Sey bol d. Duri ng a len gth y que stio n an d ans we r per iod ch ai rm an Ron ald Pa va lko had to cau tion both the Co mm itte e a nd the aud ien ce th at the pro cee din gs we re "no n - ad ­ ve rs ar ia l." Ins tea d of que stio ning Seyb old du rin g the pro cee din gs, the audience questio ned the Com mitt ee at len gt h on th eir pro ced ure s. One stu de nt ac cu sed the Com mit tee of being mo re int ere ste d in the ir re se ar ch tha n tea chi ng. "W e do n't def ine re se ar ch as mo re im po rta nt tha n tea ch in g," Pa va lko sa id . "B ut th at 's wh at yo u'r e tellin g us ," she an sw ere d. Duri ng a hea ted exc han ge with a stu de nt, as so cia te pro fess or of anth ropo logy Ri ch ard S toffle s ai d, " I do n't thin k you ca n tru ly un­ de rst an d all of the iss ue s in­ volved," drawing an angry res pon se from the aud ien ce. He sta ted th at stu de nts "b e p rivy on a re gu lar ba si s" to the sele ctio n pro ces s. "H e' s being ra ilr oa de d, " sa id one stu de nt du rin g a rec ess . Most pre sen t at the hea rin g we re of the opinion th at the C om m itt ee w as no t fol lo wi ng pro per pro ced ure . Seyb old co nc urr ed . " I feel I'v e prod uced som e evi den ce con­ cer nin g my re se ar ch ," he sa id . Dur ing the fin al pa rt s of the he ari ng , he s ai d, " It see ms to me the em ph asi s is on publ ishin g in jou rn als ." He st at ed th at th e res ea rc h he has done does not lend itself to ar tic les in sch ola rly jou rna ls. Citing o ne le tte r, h e sa id , " it tak es tim e to bri ng off su ch an ext ens ive tr ea tm en t." The Co mm itte e re pe ate d its posit ion th at Sey bol d's wo rk wa s bas ed on his do cto ral re se ar ch , and t ha Ui e h ad now sh own e nou gh e v i d e n c e o f n e w c r c a t i v o a c e / v f t j sin ce com ing to Pa rk si de . The Co mm itte e voted 7-1 to re je c t Se yb ol d' s ap p ea l. Ps yc ho lo gy pr of es so r W ill iam Morro w ca st the dis sen ting vot e. Seybo ld is plan ning to ap pe al the dec isio n. An thr opo log ist to gi ve lectu res Th e dir ec to r of the Am eri can Un ive rsit ies Fie ld Sta ff Cen ter for M ed ite rra ne an Stu die s in Ro me , Alan W. Ho rto n, will give a fr ee publ ic le ct ur e on "I ta ly : It s Po liti cs an d S oc iet y" a t Pa rk sid e at 10 a. m. on T ues day , F eb . 15 i n Wyllie Li br ar y - Le arn ing Ce nte r Room 363. AUFS is an org ani zat ion of un ive rsi tie s d evot ed to inc rea sin g in te rn a ti o n al u nd er st an d in g . Pa rk sid e is an as so cia te me mb er of the gro up. Hor ton, a soc ial anth rop olo gis t and pol itic al sc ien tis t, l ive d i n t he Midd le E as t f or ove r two d ec ad es as a stu de nt, te ac he r, relie f wo rke rs, con stru ctio n wo rke r a nd coll ege ad m ini str ato r an d has been bas ed in Rom e s inc e 1978 . In add itio n to his talk on Ita ly , Horto n will give a publ ic talk on "I sla m ic M ove men ts in Eg yp t" a t a Soc ial Sci enc e Ro und tab le at 12:15 p. m. on Mon day, Fe b. 14 in the Pa rk si de Union, Room 106. I N S I D E • Win ter Carnival ba by pictu re co nte st • D ri n k in g . . . W ho 's r e s p o n s ib le ? • Parksi de stud ent can did ate for Sch ool Board 2 Th urs da y, F eb ru ar y 3,1983 E E 'S O Y /N ' O U T T /Z E /fE /^ ^ m m f k M on I OF w m £ / $ m / £ s /« € a c t T W O / IP THE PLAY DOESN'T CLOSE AT INT ER MI SS ION S f H S C R I P T , N ) / " D E B T o • • M V M L E r /S ll na ve , Letter to th e E d i t o r : C o ll e g ia te Sk ill s w e ll -i n te n d e d To the Ed ito r: Thi s is in res po nse to the le tte r publ ished in the Ra ng er abo ut the U ni ve rs ity of W isc on sin - P ar k si d e C ol le gi at e S ki ll s Pr og ra m . I ha ve wo rk ed wi th th e Col legia te Skil ls Pr og ra m sin ce the beg inn ing . I wa s pa rt of the te am th a t pu t to ge th er th e doc um ent th at was ev ent ual ly pa ss ed by th e U ni ve rs it y of Wisco nsin - Pa rk sid e Fa cu lty S en at e wh ich c re a te d th e P ro g ra m . I se rv ed on th e Col leg iate Ski lls Im ple me nta tio n Co mm itte e which att en de d to the m on ito ri ng an d a d m in st ra ti n g of th e P ro gr am for five ye ar s, the las t y ea rs as Ch air . The fac ult y wa nte d the C. S. Pr og ra m to be one wh ich wo uld h elp ea ch s tud en t m his / her qu est for a un ive rsi ty de gr ee . At no tim e wa s the Pr og ra m int end ed to be an ot he r hu rdl e for the st ud en t t o ove rco me nor wa s it inte nde d th at thi s be a de gr ee re qu ire me nt in the usu al se ns e. Dur ing the pas t fi ve y ea rs ma ny dec isio ns we re m ad e to m ak e the Pr og ra m run eff icie ntly an d ef­ fe ct iv e ly . Th e P ro g ra m is de scr ibe d in the ca tal og an d co urs e sch ed ule s so th at eac h stu de nt kn ows of the Pr og ra m and un de rst an ds the con seq uen ces if th e re q u ir e m e n ts a re no t sa tis fie d. Stu de nts sho uld know when the y could be put on C ol le gi at e S k il ls pr ob at io n or dr op . The co mp ute r is pro gr am me d so th at when fin al gr ad e re po rts a re run a t the end of eac h se m e st e r ea ch st u d e n t' s C ol le gi at e S ki ll s s ta tu s is ev al u at ed ac co rd in g to th e pu bl is he d ru le s. Si nc e ea ch stu de nt sho uld be k now led gab le of the C olle gia te Ski lls rul es he / she sho uld not be su rp ris ed when a pro bat ion or dro p act ion oc cu rs. D ur in g re g is tr a ti o n we ek I con duc ted int erv iew s wit h abo ut 85 stud en ts who we re app eal ing a Col legi ate S kills d ro p ac tio n. Most of th ese stu de nt s we re re ad m itt ed on C olle giat e Skills f ina l p rob atio n so th at they could c ont inu e at UW - Pa rk si de thi s se m es te r. The la rg e ma jor ity of the se st ud en ts h ad one req uir em en t rem ain ing and we re with in a week or two of fini shin g it. I m igh t c om me nt th at in ma ny of the se ca se s with a litt le plan ­ ning the dro p act ion could hav e been av oid ed . I do n' t feel th at the pro ces s nee ds rev isi ng . E ach stu de nt who wa s dro ppe d was info rme d in a let ter th at he / she could ap pe al the dro p act ion by req ue sti ng a wa ive r. T he req ue st for wa ive r is ini tia ted by the stu de nt wit h a let ter exp lain ing the rea so ns for the fa ilu re to sa tis fy all the C. S. re qu ire m en ts and ar ra ng in g for an int erv iew wit h the Di rec tor of Edu cat ion Pr og ra m Su pp ort . T he point of the int erv iew is t o find out if the stu de nt ha s a pla n which would al low him / her to c om ple te the req ui re m en ts in a rea son ab le way . Sin ce a stu de nt 's ea rly reg ist rat ion is n ot ca nce led unl ess the w aiv er req ue st i s d eni ed th er e is no re al inco nve nien ce to th e stu de nt. T he re aso n for t he P er m it to R egi ste r is to a llow a stu de nt to ma ke pro gr am cha ng es du rin g the f irs t week of school sin ce th er e would be a del ay in hav ing the dro p act ion ent ere d in the com ­ pu ter . Th ere we re som e six stu de nt s who w ere rea dm itt ed for a sec ond tim e. Ev en thoug h th er e will be so m e in th is ca te g o ry ea ch se m es ter the nu mb er will be sm all . Re ad er s sho uld als o know abo ut the pe rce nt of th e tot al num ber of st ud en ts su bje ct to th e Col legi ate Sk ills P ro gr am who g et plac ed on Co lleg iate Sk ills D rop is als o sm al l. I would en co ura ge eac h stu de nt Conti nued On Pa ge Ei gh t be tte r d ar k by P at Hen siak Ed ito r Fe br ua ry sec ond ha s com e an d go ne a g a in . Did th a t st u p id grou ndho g se e hi s sh ado w, or was he sm ar t enou gh to just st ay in bed for the da y. Th is is wh at I would h av e cho sen to do , ha d I not had cla ss es an d tes ts and qui zze s to ta ke c ar e o f. G roun dhog Day is ce rta in ly a pec uli ar ev en t, one which I no lon ger ha ve a ny thi ng to do wi th. I thin k a t a ve ry young ag e, I was alw ay s c onc ern ed abo ut how long the s now would la st , a nd how long it would ta ke for sp rin g to T h in k P i e c e S o m e o n e mu st be re sp on sib le! K \! R l' li n n R P f a c t n i l 11. i 1 1 by B ruc e R. P res ton Win ter Ca rni va l beg ins ne xt week and with it a lot of d rin kin g an d s ub seq uen tly (a s f or the mo st pa rt we a re a c om mu ter sch ool ) a lot of dri vin g. I st ar te d the re se ar ch for thi s we ek 's col um n by ga th eri ng inf orm atio n on the new dru nk dri vin g law s, the alcoh ol aw ar en es s c om m itt ee , by ta lk in g wi th kn ow le dg ab le so ur ce s, a nd by going thr ou gh the pro ces s of bein g ar re st ed for dru nk dr iv in g. I'm not goin g to try to be self - rig hte ou s he re no r pre ten d th at I do n't dri nk an d dr iv e. Bu t wh at I'v e lea rn ed in the pa st wee k will de fi ni te ly m ak e m e a m or e res pon sib le dr in ke r. T he re 's go ing to be a lot of fa ct s and fig ur es com ing you r way but do n't jus t blow the m off. Ta ke the tim e to rea d the m, it' ll be a hell of a lot les s pai nfu l tha n bein g sc ra pe d up off the pa ve me nt. We ha ve a pro ble m with th e co ns um pt io n of al co ho l in Wisco nsin and esp eci all y in thi s ar ea . I t is be cau se of thi s pro ble m tha t as of May 1, 1982 Wi scon sin toug hene d its dru nk dri vin g law (see ch ar t) . But rai sin g pe na lti es and fine s is not the only an sw er . What good will it do to fin e a coup le of tee na ge rs an d rev ok e the ir lice nse s af te r the y'v e kill ed an inno cent mo the r an d fa th er of two? "S ta te line fe ve r" is al so a prob lem as is dri nk ing am on g high schoo l stu de nt s bu t wh at good will it do to ra is e the leg al drin king ag e t o 19 when 80 p erc en t of all alcoh ol in Wisc onsin is co ns um ed ou ts id e of li ce n se d are as ? T ha t's rig ht , 80 pe rc en t of all of the bee r and wine an d ha rd liquor in th is st at e is d ru nk ou tsi de o f the ba rs an d re st au ra nt s an d insi de the ca rs , on the s tr ee ts , an d in our own ba ck ya rd s. Bes ides the ra di ca l, but none - the - less su bs tan tia l ar gu m en ts reg ard ing the rai sin g of the dri nki ng ag e (i. e. being of ag e to vot e, m ar ry , an d di e for you r co un try bu t not of ag e to dri nk ) th er e a re pro ble ms les s rh eto ric al and mu ch clo ser to hom e. "I 'm af ra id thi s (ra isi ng the ag e to 19) will put drin kin g bac k on the st re et s and into t he c a rs in g re at er pr op or ti on s, c re a ti n g a la rg e r pr ob lem ," sa id Ken osha Coun ty Sher iff Da n Pie nci kow ski. "A nd we jus t do n't hav e the ma npo we r to fa ce the pro blem I an tic ip at e. Rai sin g the ag e to 19 is just going to ha ve a mi no r, co sm eti c ef fe ct . Ev ery on e ha s ou tle ts for find ing alc oho l, re ga rd le ss of a g e. " So if the se a re not the an sw er s, wh at ar e? As Pien cik ow ski p uts it, "T he ov era ll pro blem is the lac k of ed uca tio n on w hat alco hol doe s to yo u. " T hus the an sw er mu st be to ed uc ate th e m as se s. It is wi th thi s in min d (I as su m e) th at the Al co ho l A w ar en es s co m m it te e wa s fo rm ed . As a res ult , a re we inf orm ed? No, bu t we d on 't h av e Old S tyl e o r P a b st n ig h ts ; be er dr in k in g re la y s; pr op os ed fil m se ri e s (whi ch woul d ha ve bee n spo n­ so red by M ill er) ; f re e b eer tic ke ts af ter ba sk etb all ga m es ; an d th e Union ope ns la te r an d clo ses e a rl ie r a t th e ev en ts wh ich pr om ot e al co ho l an d al co ho l con sum pti on . Se em s to me as if the log ic he re is 'ou t - of - s igh t - out - of - m in d. ' " I c an u nd ers tan d th e c on ce rn ," s ta te d PA B P re si d e n t C hr is Ha mm ele v. "B ut I do n' t think it sho uld be a th re at to ou r p ro gr am . W e'r e ad ul ts . Who' s to te ll us when we ca n an d ca n 't dr in k? " Ch uc k B et z, an Alc oh ol Aw are nes s co mm itte e me m be r add ed, "N o, I do n't thin k it 's the ir pl ac e, " in ref er en ce to the bo ard play ing mom my and dad dy with reg ar ds to alco hol con sum ptio n. Bu t co un te re d H am m el ev 's com me nt wi th, " I thin k i t's a good idea to s top pro mot ing alco hol on ca mp us . One way to get peop le aw ar e of alcoh ol is to sto p prom otin g it ." Ed ith Ise nb er g, Ch air per son of the su b - co mm itte e res pon sib le fo r m ak in g re co m m en da ti on s abo ut pr og ram s to ed uc at e on al co ho lis m an d re sp on si bl e dr in k in g , a ls o , " f e e l( s ) v er y str on g (ly) th at alco hol sho uld not be pr om ot ed ." Is en be rg 's su b - co mm itte e ha sn 't p rod uce d an yth ing as of yet but, " w e' re h oping t o, " as sh e p uts it. Alcoho l an d Dr ug Aw are nes s week is Ma rch 7-1 3. May be they mig ht be ab le to ha ve som eth ing rea dy for us by the n. In th e m ea n ti m e, in no ce nt peo ple a re bein g mu rd ere d on the st re et s of Wisco nsin by dru nk dr iv er s. So le t t he e duc atio n begi n he re an d no w. Th ro ug h th e gra cio us ai d of Sg t. R obe rt Zin k of th e K en os ha Co un ty S h er if f' s De pa rtm en t the st ar k fa ct s of w ha t ha pp en s wh en on e is ar re st ed for dru nk dri vin g (or OWI - op era tin g a veh icle while int ox ica ted ) we re ma de ve ry re al to m e. I'l l re lay the m he re in te rm s we ca n al l de al with . Fi rs t off, yo u'r e not get tin g a tick et for dru nk dr ivi ng . Yo u'r e get ting ar re st ed . We'll us e a hyp oth etic al sc en ar io to dr ive a few fa ct s ho me . Le t's say th at eit he r to b eat the ligh t o r bec au se you h ad n' t no ticed th at it cha nge d or for wh ate ve r re as on , you run a red lig ht. One of o ur boys in blue noti ces th is a nd , p ullin g you o ve r, Con tinue d On Pa ge Eig ht offi cial ly ar ri ve . It wa s alw ay s nice r in sp rin g tha n any oth er tim e of the y ea r, b ut a ll of t ha t h as cha nge d for me , tha nk s to thi s pec ula r ha bit known to ma ny as Gro undh og Da y. As a young you th, I ca n rem em be r run nin g into our fro nt porc h t o see if t he su n was shi nin g on the sec ond da y of Fe br ua ry . I alw ay s se cr etl y hoped in the bac k of my min d th at it wo uld n't, bec aus e the n th ere would only be 6 mo re wee ks unti l sp rin g. By Fe br ua ry , sp rin g wa s the only thing I c ould thin k ab ou t. Th en on one Fe br ua ry sec ond , my mo the r cal ml y ask ed me wh ere it wa s th at I wa s run nin g to s o ea rly in the m orn ing . I told he r do wn t o th e por ch, to se e ab ou t the w ea th er . (You ha ve to un de rst an d th at Mom ask ed me this ev ery ye ar . She was alw ay s qu ite nice ab ou t it. I st ill beli eve th at sh e fed me M ag ic Sh ow Kr am er & Co., two ma gic ian s and illu sio nis ts, will per for m a t Pa rk sid e a t 7 p.m . on Mon day, Fe b. 21 in the Union Cin ema Th ea ter . The sho w is sp on sor ed b y the st ud en t Pa rk sid e Act ivit ies Boa rd and tic ke ts a re $1 for s tu d e n ts an d ch il d re n un de r 1 3 and $2 fo r ad ul ts. A free pre vie w pe rfo rm an ce by the illu sion ist duo , K ra m er an d Ju die , will be pre sen ted a t noon the sa m e da y in Union Sq ua re st ra ng e food as a ch ild to m ake me cra zy . Lik e ban ana pee ls or so m et hi ng in sa ne li k e th a t. ) An yw ay , on th is p a rt ic u la r Fe br ua ry sec ond , the su n wa s beat ing down like nev er befo re. Like we would spe nd all of the su mm er in thi s one sh or t da y. I was so de pr es se d, be cau se if the grou ndh og se es his sha dow , he ge ts sc ar ed and ru ns back into his hole for 6 m ore week s of wi nte r. I was so de pre sse d, th at I di dn 't wan t to att en d schoo l tha t da y. Th en I le a rn ed th e tr u th . Som eone w as a li ar , or a t ric ks te r, or so m et hi n g. W he th er th is ri di cu lo us li tt le pi g se es hi s sha dow or not is all besi de the stu pid poin t. The poin t is , th er e's six wee ks unt il sp rin g, or six wee ks of win ter l eft n o m at te r how you re ad it. How aw fu l!! It wa s so nice to be fool ed, an d talk myse lf into ple ase ntn ess . But once the inno cen ce of it all is gon e, it is n' t any fun bein g foo led. It 's like findi ng out Sa nt a Clau s is a fa ke , or you r fa th er , or both . It 's fr us tra tin g. Wha t a kic k! Not to men tion th at it doe s ter rib le thin gs to you r mind if you hav e ter mi na l C abi nfe ver . I alw ay s g et th at. I ha ve it now. Wh at's eve n mo re de pre ssi ng is th ac I' ve nev er even see n a gro und hog . I don 't even know if the re is su ch an a n im a l. You d o n 't th in k it 's any thi ng like the gui nea pig, do yo u? ?? ?? Do n' t miss th e bab y picture co nte st - pa ge 4 P at H en si ak Bo b K ie sl in g To ny R og er s To ri M ur ra y M as oo d Sh af iq K ev in M cK ay An dy B uc ha na n M ik e F ar re ll Je ff W ick s Jo le ne T or ki ls en g a n g e r Ed ito r N ew s Ed ito r F ea tu re Ed ito r Sp or ts Ed ito r Ph ot o Ed ito r Co py Ed ito r B u si n es s M an ag er Ad M an ag er D is tr ib ut io n M an ag er A ss is ta n t B u si n es s M an ag er ST A F F L T /J B , y L " e : J e a ? " e B u e n k e r - P h il l ip s , P a t r ic ia C u m b ie , M ic ha el K ai la s, Jo hn K ov al ic , Ri ck L ue hr , Ro bb Lu eh r, Ka thy R ay bu rn , N ap ol eo n Sc ar br ou gh , J en n ie T un k ie cz . 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Drinking age to be raised Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Music faculty present concert The Parkside music faculty will present a chamber music concert on Sunday, Feb. 6, at 3:30 p. m. in the Comm Arts Theater. The event is a benefit for the Lillian James Memorial Music Scholarship Fund, named for a former member of the music faculty who died last fall. The fund was established to support especially talented music students PSGA Budget problems being solved hv Rnh Kioclinn t. ^ with by Bob Kiesling News Editor PSGA is still grappling budget difficulties, but is now more aware of their financial situation. At the PSGA Senate meeting last Friday, Treasurer Terry Tunks outlined the current state of the PSGA budget. Tunks was appointed to an unfilled treasurer's position late last SerLwfen the magnitude of PSGA s budget shortfall became apparent. In her report, Tunks stated the budget figures for December and January are not known, due to the length of time needed to process a budget request. PSGA is currently in debt in only two areas, the secretary's salary and the miscellaneous account. Although PSGA no longer employs a secretary, the former secretary was overpaid $6.52 due to a bookkeeping error. The miscellaneous account stili has a number of u npaid bills, and senators speculated the deficit there could be as high as $75. Several receipts were found, one believed to be left from the "Save the Library Day" last spring and an unpaid liquor bill from the United Council meeting hosted by Parkside this fall. University guidelines do not permit liquor expenses to be paid with segregated fees, so the bill, which is about $35, will have to be paid from PSGA's private account, the amount of which was not released. Both the travel and Dialogue newsletter accounts stand at zero largely due to transfers from other areas of the budget. To offset the debts, transfers from the Campus Book Exchange's profits were discussed, but the disposition of several month's employee salaries is not known, due both to accounting lag and faulty bookkeeping. The book exchange has a recorded profit of $555 f or the fall semester, but a part of that amount will be needed to pay salaries, which overran projected costs the first weeks of this semester. With one exception, amounts in other areas of the budget are between 10 an d 30 p ercent below mid - year projections. The exception is the mailing fund, which was budgeted for $50 for the year. The dollar amount in that category is $52.36. SUFAC has decided to allow PSGA additional funding for the remainder of the year, although the amount and form this funding will take has not yet been determined. LILLIAN JAMES at UW - P. Pianist James McKeever will perform Prelude in G Major by Sergei Rachmaninoff and Scherzo m B Minor by Frederic Chopin Frances Bedford will play Sonatas for Harpsichord by Domenico Scarlatti. Organist Glenda Mossman will present Chorale in A Minor by Cesar Franck. Also on the program are three songs by Gabriel Faure performed by William Weinert baritone, and Frank Mueller,' pianist; Cinq Pieces en Trio by Jacques Ibert performed by Louis Covelli, oboe, Timothy Bell clarinet, and Daryl Durran' bassoon; and Sonatina for Trumpet and Piano by Walter Hartley, by Mark Eichner, trumpet, and August Wegner piano. Mrs. James taught piano, music history and theory for many years at the former UW Centers in Racine and Kenosha before joining the Parkside faculty. Following her retirment, she continued to conduct group tours to the Lyric Opera in Chicago for University Extension. Admission to the concert is $3 for the general public, $1.50 f or students and senior citizens or a donation to the scholarship fund Contributions to the fund may be made at the concert or by contacting Prof. Frank Mueller coordinator of the discipline at UW - P. music Winter Carnival adjustments Drinking age to be raised 'Enjoy your beer — it may be your last," a spokesperson for the United Council of UW Student Governments said recently. Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs director for United Council, urged students throughout Wisconsin to contact their state senators and state representatives to indicate their support for the current 18 - year - old drinking age. "There is a significant movement to raise the drinking age to 19, and eventually to 21," Pawlisch said. "At this time, I would say that the odds are about 10 to 1 that the State Senate will pass a drinking age increase by June." United Council, the state - wide student association for the UW System, is on record opposing any attempt to raise the drinking age. "The notion that we can curb alcohol abuse by denying access to it is not new in this country," Pawlisch said. "The attempts to raise the drinking age represents a return to prohibition, on a selective basis. Prohibition didn't work earlier in this century, and it's not going to work now." Pawlisch encouraged students to contact their state legislators on the Legislative Hotline, 1-800- 362-9696. Harbeson participates in international conference Parkside Political Science Prof. John Harbeson was one of 20 experts on land reform representing academic institutions and government agencies from 10 nations who participated in a recent conference on "International Aspects of Land Reform" at the International Center for Maize and Wheat Development near Mexico City. Harbeson also will be an editor of the proceedings of the conference, to be published by the sponsors, which include Harvard University, the Agency for International Development (AID) and the Lincoln Institute on Land Policy of Cambridge, Mass. Harbeson returned to Parkside last fall after three years on leave to work for AID, where his projects involved on - site visits to rural development programs in Africa and the Caribbean. In 1973- 75, he taught at Haile Selassie University in Ethopia in a program coordinated by AID. He also spent two years in Kenya doing field research on land reform and teaching at the Institute of Development Studies at University College in Nairobi. He is the author of a book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform." Wisconsin was well represented at the conference. Profs. Petter Dorner and William Thiesenhusen of the UW-Madison Land Tenure Center also participated. Others came from Asia, Africa, Great Britan, Latin America and other U.S. agencies and institutions. by Pat Hensiak Editor It's time for Winter Carnival, and while the final plans are being made, there are some changes that should be pointed out. As of press time, the complete rundown of carnival events is as follows: Monday, February 7, the carnival will be kicked off with a parade starting in the Union area and traveling down the concourse to Main Place. The Parade - Float competition will be judged at this time, and the winner of the Window Painting contest will be announced. At 8 p.m. on Monday, PAB will sponsor a M*A*S*H Party down in the Union. Admission will be $1, and if wearing the color "olive drab," the entry fee will be reduced to $ .50. T he featured band that evening will be WALLY CLEAVER. For trivia experts, on the television series M*A*S*H, there will be a M*A*S*H Trivia contest during the Party. On Tuesday, February 8, there will be one - half price skiing from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. At 12:30 p.m., the Ice - Block Sitting Contest and Volleyball Tournament will start. "Dog" Sled racing will begin at 1 p.m. "Dog" Sled Racing is a newly added feature to the carnival, and rules can be found in the Winter Carnival brochure. 3-D movies will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union, admission will be free, with the exception of th e 3-D glasses which will cost $ .25. The features to be shown will be, "The Creature From the Black Lagoon," and "It Came From Outer Space." Wednesday, February 8 will bring the Jello Slurping Contest at 1 p.m. in the Union. The Volleyball Tournament will be continued at this time, and the winners of the Baby Picture Contest Competition will be announced. A new added feature to the l o'clock hour will be Broom Ball Relays, which will be held (weather permitting) on the pond behind the Greenquist building. The rules can be seen in the Winter Carnival brochure, and the event will only be held after the safety of the ice has been checked. At 7:30 and 9 p.m. "Raiders of t he Lost Ark" will be shown in the Union Cinema. of the 1 p.m., contest Friday, the last day carnival will kick off at with the Tacky Tourist down in the Union. Also going on at this time will be the Family Feud contest, and the Volleyball Finals. At 6 p.m., the Pool Events will begin. These include the Dog Paddle Contest, The Biggest Splash, The Air Mattress Relay, and the Inner Tube Relays. There Admission will be $1. On Thursday, February 9 at 12:30 p.m., the Volleyball tournament will continue, and the Blood Drive will go on continuously throughout the day. There will be a basketball game at 7:30 p.m. in the gym,"and the Cheerleaders will sponsor a Banner Contest. Rules can be seen in the Winter Carnival brochure. There will also be entertainment following the game, beginning at 9 p.m., butdetails have not yet been settled. will be a dance afterwards, in the gym, featuring Datillo. There will be $1.50 admission at the door for the whole evening, and if beach attire is worn, there will be a $ .50 discount. All interested parties should sign up now for any competitions they wish to participate in. As always, all participation is encouraged, along with good taste, and it is the hope of t he committee that students will enjoy this week of events developed to chase away the cold of winter. INSIDE Orchard Courts Default Talk of the Town Bikers Gear Up For Season Thursday, January 27,1983 RANGER Editorial Good news from '82 THE The end of 1982 left many Americans hopeless with thoughts of increasing unemployment, and climbing prices. Americans witnessed bouts of instability in everything they did. Finding good news in the headlines was nearly impossible. One good thing did happen in 1982 though, and that was the passage of the Orphan Drug Bill, (1982). After Congress passed the measure, the president signed the act, and that made it law. For thousands of victims of orphaned deseases, it offers some sense of hope. There are about 150 orphan diseases, some well - known, like cystic fibrosis, others people have never heard tell of, like Tourette Syndrome, Wilson's disease, neurofibromatosis, and the list of afflictions goes on and on. There is very little profit - making to be done in the development of an orphan drug. Pharmaceutical manufacturers can't survive without certain percentages of profit on the medications they Think Piece manufacture. Development of these medications is unpopular. The estimated cost of researching and experimenting with the development of a new drug is at $70 million. That kind of investment is difficult to absorb if only a few people will need the drug. The industry itself has produced orphan - drugs, by and large it has absorbed any incurred loss. Because some of these diseases affect so few people, clinical trials that are required by government standards are impossible. The passage of the act has gi ven new "push" for the private development of these medications in industry. It has provided a tax credit for the private industry for the next seven years, which means that the private industry will not have to absorb all of the loss on its own, the government will help. While miracles may not take place in these seven years, at least there is a hope that people can live with. Where our money goes by Bruce R. Preston As promised in the introduction to this column, I will be presenting you with information of great importance to you with which you may be unfamiliar. Well, it took a lot of phone calls, a lot of run around, and a lot of frustration but here's today's story. Hold on to your seats, it may get a little rough in spots. We're supposed to be proud of our campus right? Right! We're supposed to feel welcome here right? Right! Well, it's a little difficult to feel at home when we're asked to pay rent right here in our own backyard. Let me throw a few facts at you: every time the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsors an event (or anyone else for that matter) in the Union Square they have to pay $175 rent. Every time they show a film in the Cinema they have to pay $10 rent plus the projectionist's fee (other groups have to pay even more). Out of the 11 UW system campuses Parkside and Milwaukee are the only two which have to pay for the use of their own facilities. Where does all of this money come from? You and me friends, through segregated fees from our tuition. Kind of seems silly to pay a cover charge of about $3 af ter you've already paid $175 to rent the Union, doesn't it? "You have already paid us (through the use of segregated fees to pay for the rent of the Union) and you're paying again to get in the door and there's nothing we (PAB) can do about it," said PAB President Chris Hammelev. Where does all of this money go? According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the bulk of the $175 goes for paying the student help and for maintenance (notice this does not include set - up or take down crew or security). Any percentage of the money left is "profit" and goes into the general budget which covers among other things, "Union overhead." It makes sense t o pay the help doesn't it? But let's take into account the fact that 15% of the Union employees are work - study (which requires the employer to pay only 20% of that employee's salary) and also that the Union won't allow the group sponsoring the event to supply its own volunteer help. With winter carnival coming, PAB has to rent the Union two nights for student activities. This hardly seems to be incentive for the committee to increase carnival activities and thereby hopefully increase student participation. "Why do we have to rent our own Union," asks a frustrated Terry Tunks, chairperson of the Winter Carnival Committee. "I could understand it if we could not guarantee beer sales (on which the Union gets 100% of the profit) but there will be more than enough sales." "I think it sucks," adds an understandably furious Hammelev. "I can't recall any time they (the Union) didn't make money off beer sales." "PAB has really been and still is getting screwed. Just look at what we pay for the facilities we use compared to what the other UW campus activities boards' pay," said Hammelev. Patti Bursten, president of Milwaukee's Union Activities Board is also upset. Not only is Milwaukee the only other campus which has to pay to use its own facilities but UW - M has to pay in excess of $700 at times. They have been fighting the exhorbitant fees but have not been having success, "We either pay or we don't program," she said. Marilyn Bugenhagen, assistant coordinator of Parkside Student Activities is investigating the matter by surveying the other UW system campuses and looking into costs. "I'm wondering if students should be charged," she commented. "I think something needs to be done." Niebuhr doesen't. "It is not a student Union or Cinema," he said. "It is a Campus Union and a Campus Cinema and the students are given a priority in use and a benefit in the cost they are charged." "Things haven't gone as well in the past as they could have with Union operations," said PSGA President Jim Kreuser. "With the Union Advisory Board going into effect, maybe the Union will become more student oriented." On the topic of the new board Hammelev added, "Maybe now we will have a student oriented Union — at least a campus oriented union — rather than the 'Parkside Wedding Reception and Convention Center'." However, the Union is not alone in this crime against the people, the Physical Education Department shares in this. As Wayne Dannehl, director of Physical Education puts it, "If there is going to be a social event sponsored by a student organization the students shouldn't be charged to use their own facilities. But if there is going to be a major money making event we should be able to charge some rent." Continued On Page Eight ^SjORGANIZATION OF PETROLEUM EXPORTING COUNTRIES Editor's notes It's time to gather forces! by Pat Hensiak Editor It's a good thing last year's Winter Carnival theme isn't this year's. Last year's was 'Take This Snow and Shovel It!!' If we had developed something like that as a theme, we'd probably look pretty silly two weeks from now, when the carnival is on, and there is no snow. That's why this year we have SNOW WARS: PARKSIDE STRIKES BACK! Even if there isn't any snow, at least we can strike back against the cold of winter. And what interesting sounding contests we have this year. Ice Block Sitting. Of course, only the editor of a newspaper could be excited about this. There Letters to the editor is actually money in this folks. For sitting on an ice block, you can make from $10 - $20. Take into account that you can only wear one pair of pants, and one pair of long underwear, and that pnuemonia medication is $27.62 this year, and it all becomes a bit less attractive. We excited editors also know how to wrap plastic around our legs. Not that I would cheat, but I would like to know how they plan to check if you are following regulations according to the Winter Carnival Rules. I won't give any suggestions for checking. We'll leave well - enough alone. Then there's Broom Ball Relays. Sure, Sure, on the ice pond behind Greenquist. So we loose a few students to this ice. Perhaps a few faculty. We'll see. Now, it has been claimed that this ice will be checked before any games start. The checking is the part I want to see. How can they know if it's safe, if they don't walk on it at all? It will be rather amusing to see who gets stuck checking this ice. I don't think this comes under physical plant job descriptions. I may be wrong though. Nonetheless, Winter Carnival slowly creeps up on us, and as goofy as it sounds, if we allow it to, Winter Carnival will develop friendships and some sense of camaraderie for us. Most who attended Fallfest noticed it, and if time is taken, more people can take notice this Winter, during the carnival. It's time, to gather forces. Wisconsin open primary worth it! To the Editor: Unless Wisconsin residents make a conscious effort to save their traditionally "open" primary before April of this year, Wisconsinites will lose this historic privilege! Why is an "open" primary so important to residents of Wisconsin? First of all, the open primary gives Wisconsinites the right to vote privately, rather than having to declare themselves as a Republican or Democrat to the public. Secondly, our traditionally open primary is part of Wisconsin's proud progressive heritage worth preserving. Residents may not realize that the primary is in serious danger, but the Democratic National Committee won a federal court case in 1981 (LaFollette v. the Democratic Party of the United States) which sustained their authority to have no legal obligation to recognize Wisconsin delegates chosen through the open primary. If our delegates are not recognized, then our historic open primary will not only become obsolete, but will eventually be replaced by a different procedure. One of these possibilities is a closed primary in which residents Save Seybold To the Editor: An open appeal hearing will be held for Prof. Peter Seybold on Friday, Jan. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 324. This is a chance for concerned students, faculty and community members to show their support for Prof. Seybold and open participation in these processes. Marie E. Marten will be forced to declare publicly their party preference before being allowed to vote. This invasion of privacy may discourage Independent voters from voting in Wisconsin and other residents whose occupations may be affected by their party affiliation. Another possible way of apportioning delegates would be through caucuses run by the national party. In this case, Wisconsinites would lose their right to directly participate in the nominating of candidates because the. decision would become the responsibility of a much smaller core of highly - motivated political activists. As a Wisconsin resident proud of its progressive heritage, I urge all Wisconsinites to ask their legislators to place the following as a referendum question on the April ballot: We, the people of Wisconsin, ask the Democratic National Committee to respect our progressive traditions and allow us to retain our historic "open" primary as the means of apportioning delegates to the Democratic National Convention. It is hoped that through the anticipated response to the referendum, the Democratic National Committee will be forced to realize just how important our "open" primary is to us in Wisconsin. We ask them to make Continued On Page Five Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager _ STAFF LeruV B.Y!7^'. 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The RANGER defamatory cwTent pnvi,e9es ,n re,usln9 *'nt letters which contain false or Orchard Courts default; Bank requests receiver by Bob Riesling News Editor The First Bank Southeast of Kenosha has requested that Orchard Courts apartments, located on Wood Rd. next to the Child Care Center, be placed in receivership as the result of defaulting on a $300 thousand loan. The loans were used primarily for renovation of the brick buildings in the complex, known as "Parkside Village Phase II'' at the time of construction. The wooden buildings, "Phase I" were not renovated. An attorney for the bank said the request for receivership was still in its preliminary stages, and no one has yet been named receiver. He added that it was a common practice" and in no way implied that the apartments would cease operation. A receiver is a person who appointed by the court at the creditor's request, oversees the operation of the company's operation and guarantees that the1 business is fulfilling its obligations. The Orchard Courts management team, brought in by the apartment's owner, Certified Property Management of Milwaukee, Wis. are the defaulting party in the action. They were brought in when Parkside changed its student housing to the Racine YMCA. Changing the name to Orchard Courts, the apartments now attract people from Kenosha itself, although about 40 Parkside students still live there. Although Parkside has tried to purchase the property in the past, they were unable to because the value of the property was too high. Even now, there are no plans to acquire it, as the renovations have actually increased the value of the apartments. In fact, because of the increased value of the property, the court could appoint one of the Orchard Courts management team to act as receiver. No conflict of in terest would be created, because of t hat increased value. Academic games And just what is tenure? Seybold appeal Friday The Behavioral Science Division Executive Committee will meet tomorrow to consider a decision to grant a one year contract extension to associate professor of sociology Peter Seybold. Seybold was denied a one year extension of his contract, a step leading to tenure, at a contract renewal hearing last semester. The committee cited a lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold believes that the high marks he has gotten from students offset any shortcomings in scholarly research. Further, he believes that students should have an active part in the decision making process, and has therefore requested an open hearing. The hearing is open to the public and will be held in MOLN 328 at 1 p. m. by Jeanne Buenker-Phillips The biggest prize that a faculty member can win in the academic game is tenure. The typical Parkside faculty member spends most of his or her first six years here in the almost single - minded pursuit of that goal. If he or she fails in the quest, it means, for all practical purposes, a dead end to the possibilities of an academic career, given the current state of the marketplace. If he or she succeeds at gaining tenure, on the other hand, it means a virtual lifetime guaranteed appointment, with all the benefits which that implies. In either case tenure decisions are clearly the most important ones made at Parkside in any given academic year and certainly generate the most interest and controversy. Tenure is also one of the most misunderstood aspects of academic life, especially for students and community people. Today, most people tend to see tenure as a form of job security, not unlike civil service or seniority. Historically, though, tenure evolved as a protection of academic freedom, a guarantee that scholars could pursue research in sensitive areas or discuss controversial subjects in class without the fear of losing their positions. University professors, by the nature of their work, need to be free to challenge "conventional wisdom" or attack "sacred cows", if they are to push back frontiers of knowledge in their field. In this sense tenure is akin to Congressional or diplomatic immunity, the privilege between doctor and patient or lawyer and client. It is a condition of labor which professionals need to pursue their craft. Tenure is also a vote of confidence or respect given by a person's colleagues on the basis of his or her performance during the probationary period. The institution of tenure grew up in the medievil university where the right of academic freedom needed to be protected from repressive governments and churches. According to Professor John Buenker, "tenure grew out of the midevil conception of the university of a corporation with contractual rights that required special conditions of labor. Universities were governed by boards of st udents or faculty who conferred tenure on those judged worthy." Although tenure is officially conferred by the Board of Regents and the university administration today, the tradition of having the faculty make the professional evaluations continues. According to the University of Wisconsin rules and regulations, tenure is an "appointment for an unlimited period granted to a ranked faculty member by the board upon the affirmative recommendation of the appropriate academic department, or its functional equivalent, and the chancellor of an institution via the president of the system." Procedurally, the question of tenure at Parkside is first considered by the candidate's Security Divisional Executive Committee, the "functional equivalent" of th e appropriate academic department. If the divisional recommendation is positive, it is reviewed by the Personnel Review Committee, a campus - wide body consisting of one representative from each division plus four at - large members. This is to insure that certain campus - wide standards are maintained and the divisions make a serious effort to evaluate their candidates. If the P.R.C. recommendation is positive, it is transmitted by the chairman to Vice Chancellor/ Dean of Faculty Lorman A. Ratner, who has been delegated the authority to make such decisions of Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Although the Vice Chancellor conducts a separate investigation of his own, he generally accepts the recommendation of the P. R. C. and the Divisional Executive Committee. If the P. R. C. recommendation has been negative, the Vice Chancellor could go with the positive recommendation of th e Divisional Executive Committee, but he cannot grant tenure without the positive recommendation of at least one faculty committee. Although the Vice - Chancellor can ignore positive recommendations from the P. R. C., that likelihood is rare if the faculty takes its task seriously. It is also a faculty prerogative to develop rules for evaluating faculty members, "after con- Continued On Page Four February 16 named "Lobby Day" in Madison A Parkin8 regulations refresher course A spokesperson from the United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments announced recently that UW students will converge upon the state capitol in February to protest a tuition increase requested by the UW Board of Regents. Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council, said that students throughout the UW System will meet with their State Representatives and State Senators in Madison on February 16th to discuss the level of tuition for the next two academic years. The UW Board of Regents has requested that tuition be set at 27 percent of the cost of instruction for both 1983 - 84 and 1984 - 85. Tuition has traditionally been set at 25 p ercent. "This is a neutron - bomb - type budget request," Pawlisch stated. "The University claims it needs a tuition increase to defend itself from the recession. But the defense will result in empty classrooms — a tuition increase contributes to the growing financial burden placed upon students and their families — and it's a burden many students no longer can carry." Tuition for 1983 - 84 will be $50.00 above its current level for resident undergraduates. In 1984 - 85, it will be $80.00 above the 1983 - 84 level. "I urge all students in the UW system to come to Madison on February 16th, so we can make a strong impression on the legislature that the defense of higher education from budget cutbacks should not include solutions which lead to a shrinkage in student population," Pawlisch said. by Vince Gigliotti It's the beginning of a new semester, this means new students and new class schedules for returning students. Although the parking regulations remain the same, a short review may help those who are new at Parkside and refresh the memories of returning students. Everyone who parks a vehicle on campus must have a valid parking permit. If you have an "S" on your permit, that permit is invalid. It was only good for the Fall Semester. Permits can only be purchased from the Campus Security Department. Do not buy permits from any individuals, these are usually stolen permits. When you get caught using a stolen permit you will receive a $15 pa rking ticket and you must turn in the stolen permit. You will also need to buy a new permit to park on campus and you will be out the money you paid for the stolen permit. This could get very expensive. Only buy your permit from Campus Security. If yo u have a white permit, you may park in any of the lots, anytime of the day. The white permit does not entitle the owner to park in Reserved, Disabled or metered areas. If you park at a meter you must put money in the meter. The meters are here for campus visitors, not students. The white permit lots are the Union Lot, the Comm / Arts Lot and the Phy Ed Lot. The white permit does not guarantee you a space in a particular lot. If the lot you want to park in is full, you must go to another lot. Since the Phy Ed Lot rarely fills up completely, the excuse that a lot was full is not a valid reason to park illegally. There is never any parking allowed on Outer Loop or Inner Loop Roads. If you have a green permit you must park in the Tallent Hall Lot until 1:00 p. m. After 1:00 p. m. you may park in any of the lots. Green permits are not allowed to park in the Phy Ed Lot until after 1:00 p. m. Green permit owners may not park in any Reserved, Continued On Page Four Three internal auditors addressed members of t he Parkside Computer Club and the Parkside chapter of DPMA on the subject of internal auditing on the evening of Dec. 7. "The Best Seat in the House" was the title of the presentation by Tom Twinem, Dennis Duran and Chuck Kohli, certified internal auditors for Wisconsin Electric. The field of i nternal auditing is a "well - kept secret," according to Twinem. Internal auditors analyze and evaluate the financial __ and operating activities of a corporation and report their recommendations to the corporation's directors. Internal auditing transcends public accounting as a profession and has its own professional organization, the Institute of Internal Auditors, which sponsors a certification The obscure field of internal auditing explained program for its members. Over 24 thousand internal auditors belong to this forty - year - old organization, and that figure will rise considerably as management becomes increasingly aware of the value of internal auditing. Duran pointed out that one of the most attractive aspects of internal auditing is its independence within the company. Internal auditors make their appraisals for either the chairman or the board of d irectors, so they must have the freedom to report objectively. Internal auditing covers all facets of a company which makes for a variety of interesting tasks, and the high visibility to top management increases promotional opportunities. When performing an audit, the auditors first familiarize themselves with the subject, its policies and procedures, according to the management's objectives. A formal program for conducting the audit is then drawn up and field research is done to satisfy its demands. The product is the audit report, which is written up and submitted with appraisals and r e c o m m e n d a t i o n s f o r management action. Within the field there is the specialized field of electronic data processing (EDP) auditing. Kohli, an EDP auditor, explained how the EDP auditor is interested in the evaluation and verification of information systems controls. Programmer access, down time, libraries, security, power requirements and applications development are just some of the areas where controls are of interest to the EDP auditor. ITVV A1TU T Marquette University LSAT Law School Admission Test Review 2 Saturdays, February 5-12 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. FEE: $95 LOCATION: Lalumiere Language Hall, Room 205 Marquette University Campus For more information contact: Marquette University Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee. Wl 53233 224-7345 or 224-7499 Thursday, January 27, 1983 RANGER Parkside grad deals in dreams Jennie Tunkiecz Not all Parkside graduates become what they originally set out to be. One communications graduate, for example, now works closely with chickens, gorillas, belly dancers, and strippers and claims he can make any fantasy come true. This amazing entrepeneur is Larry Zamba, 25, president of Warn Bam Singing Telegram! Inc. While at Parkside Zamba had the same battle plan that most King awarded Fisher scholarship LARRY ZAMBA, president of Warn Bam Singing Telegram. most students have; send out resumes and get a job. It didn't work out exactly that way. "I knew that based on my personality I would have a little bit of trouble conforming to bosses who say 'Come in, wear a suit and tie, work hard, be humble, and we'll take care of you,' I'm not that kind of individual," said Zamba. Donning a silver jumpsuit, a yellow t - shirt bearing the company logo and white Nikes, Zamba showed he is definitely not the three piece suit COMING THURS., FEB. 3 UNION SQUARE 9 P.M. YOU BET YOUR... \ « Swe e t f j h e e k s : type of man. Zamba feels he learned some important things in college. "My company is founded on the 'Theory Y Co.' that I learned from Prof. Lee Thayer. I also developed the prototype for Cluck the Wonder Chicken, a telegram character, while participating in Prof. David Holmes' Phantasicus Festival. But a lot of college was crap," said Zamba. "College is what you make of it, but I was a little bored." The most vital aspect of college to Zamba was the time given to mature. "College game me four more years to grow up. It allowed me to sit and age; much like a cheese." And now around Kenosha, Zamba has become quite a big cheese. After graduating, Zamba held a variety of jobs before coming up with the telegram idea. He first worked as a free lance photographer. "That's when I had my first inkling that I should go into business for myself," said Zamba. Then he worked at a child care center, La Macchia Travel Agency and as a substitute teacher for the Kenosha School District. Zamba got the idea to start a singing telegram service in Kenosha when he saw an ad for another company. "I thought I could do something like that, then I started reading a little bit more about it. I saw that telegrams were becoming a very hip tWng to do so I decided to give it a try and see what would happen," he said. His telegram business has flourished into a popular corporation in only two years. Zamba is also now offering others the opportunity to open their own franchises of the singing telegram service in Milwaukee and Madison. The popularity of the business is due to Zambas' enthusiasm and the company's motto: making people happy. "The thrust of our business is to make people happy. We pride ourselves in being one of the 'premier' singing telegram organizations in the country. Our performances last 15 minutes and the audience gets a complete scripted show — it's not ad - libbed," he said. Despite a lack of free time, Zamba is enjoying his success and plans to continue working hard until he reaches his goal. "Owning your own business really cuts down on your social life. You have to spend a lot of time with it instead of going out. Right now, working 10 -12 hours a day is not unusual. My goal is to become a millionaire by the time I'm 30 — if I keep up this pace I probably will be," concluded Zamba with a smile. The I Alternative Spring Break Vacation! From ONLY 369 Plus $30 Bahamian Tax Includes: •Roundtrip Airfare on Boeing 707 Charter to Freeport or Nassau. •7 nights Deluxe Hotel Accommodations. •Roundtrip Transfers from Airport to Hotel. •Baggage Handling. •Taxes & Gratuities. •Complimentary Cocktail P^ty. _ a? The $175 Peg Fisher Communication Scholarship was presented to Rachel King, a senior in Communication, on January 17, 1983. A Communication faculty awards committee selected Ms. King as the recipient of this competitive award on the basis of * Club Events *• Art Addicts The Art Addicts will meet on Monday, Jan. 31 in CA 111 at 1 p.m. Topics to be discussed will be the '83-'84 budget and elections, Winter Carnival and the semester's scheduled events. Please attend — all are welcome to participate. Accounting The Accounting Club will hold two special meetings to elect officers for the next semester. On Wednesday, Feb. 2 at 1 p. m. in Moln 107 the election of the top four officers will take place. Nominations for chairpersons for the different committees will also be taken. Then, on Monday, Feb. 14 at 1 p. m. in Moln 107 the chairpersons will be elected. Other club business will also be discussed. Getting involved in the Accounting Club not only looks good on your resume, it's a good opportunity for the personal growth as well. Security . . . Continued From Page Three Disabled or meter areas. During periods of snow and bad weather it becomes very important that you park properly. When you arrive on campus, look for the lots that have been already plowed. Nothing slows up the plowing process as bad as a few cars parked in the middle of the lot. Another way of getting to and from campus is the bus. Both the Kenosha and Racine City Bus systems serve the campus. There is also an Evening Bus Service that leaves the campus at 9:30 p. m. Monday through Thursday. This service has two buses. One has a route through Kenosha and the other through Racine. Schedules for all the buses are available at the Union Information Desk. Pick up a schedule and keep it handy, you may need to use the buses some day. Purchase your permits only from Campus Security. Display your permits when you park on campus and park only in the proper places. Obey the parking regulations and avoid paying parking tickets. Remember you're not the only person to use the lots. Be considerate of others when you park. SUNDAY CHICAGO DEPARTURES WEEKLY GO FREE! Organize a group of 25, or 15 for 1/2 FREE TRIP! CALL NOW for Reservations! Space is definitely LIMITED! 1st come, 1st Served! Reservations after Feb. 1 on a Space Available Basis Only. CONTACT: Sun & Ski Adventures 2256 North Clark Street Chicago. IL 60614 312-871-1070 "excellent qualifications extremely well presented," according to Janet Wells, a member of the committee. First publicized in the Ranger in early December, the scholarship required applicants to meet a number of criteria. Among them were a current GPA of 3.2 and a desire to pursue a communication career in a business environment. The award was presented to Ms. King at the opening session of this spring's Modules with Tenure . . . Continued From Page Three sultation with appropriate students and with the approval of the Chancellor." At Parkside these rules were developed in the first few years of its existence. The U. W. rules hold that "tenure is not required solely because of years of service." In other words, tenure is not a reward for longevity, a form of seniority, or a plum given to those who don't "rock the boat." Specifically, tenure can be granted wily after an evaluation of "teaching, research, and professional and public service and contributions to the institutions." These criteria are developed and written out, so that each faculty member can know what they are from the day of initial appointment. Probationary faculty are also supposed to get annual progress reports in their merit reviews and through discussions with their chairperson, to determine how well they are meeting the criteria. If tenure is an "unlimited appointment", does that mean that universities are "stuck" with faculty who prove to be "deadwood" after having earned tenure? Contrary to popular Special counseling Professional Communicators. Ms. Fisher, a consultant / trainer who is a Professional Associate of the Communication Program, declared her intention to sponsor the one - time scholarship after presenting a module to students last October. Modules with Professional Communicators, a program designed to bring students and successful practitioners together, was launched in the Fall as a part of the revised Communication curriculum. belief, tenured faculty members can be dismissed, but the process is extremely difficult, in order to protect academic freedom and to minimize the possibility of people being fired for political or ideological beliefs. In the UW System, the dismissal of a tenured faculty member requires the ultimate approval of the Board of Regents, can come only after a proper hearing, and can only be for "just cause." The latter criteria is deliberately vague and general but has usually been held to cover such areas as demonstrated incompetence, abuse of academic freedom, and "moral turpitude", whether sexual or financial. In all cases, the burden of proof for making the charges stick is on the institution. In the vast majority of cases, however, tenure does not amount to a lifetime appointment. There can be no doubt that tenure sometimes protects incompetent instructors or breeds a sense of arrogance. More importantly, though, it is the best guarantee in an imperfect world that faculty members have been judged competent by a jury of their peers and can continue to pursue their teaching and research without threats to their well - being. sessions set Do you need help developing assertive skills? Overcoming public speaking anxiety? Help to quit smoking? Help in overcoming a specific fear (heights, water, driving, etc.)? Special group counseling programs are being offered this semester to Parkside students concerned with any of these problems. The programs are sponsored by psychology professor William Morrow. Students in his Behavioral Counseling class will conduct the groups under his supervision. The programs are free and open to the public. The programs will employ structured counseling and training procedures which have been found in controlled studies to be relatively effective for particular problems. Each program will involve six to ten counseling / training sessions, plus homework activities. Sign - up cards will be available at the Main Place information kiosk. The deadline is Wednesday Feb. 2. >Ranger n eeds writers, photographers, etc. . . This Thurs.f Jan. 27 FOLLOWING UW-PAR KSIDE VS. MARION COLLEGE BASKETBALL Danein" Machine 9:00 PM UNION SQUARE Free with basketball ticket exchange at the game - or — $2.00 at the door More pop and new wave appear as Milwaukee radio changes hv Tnnv - ^ RANGER Thursday , January 27, 1983 Bayuzick and DeVinny display by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Many strange things are happening on the Milwaukee radio scene, some good, some bad, but all strange. First the bad things. In case you don't already know WFMR, the classics - and - jazz station, has turned to an (cringe) adult contemporary format. Pop music, in other words. However at the same moment that WFMR dropped the classics, another station, namely WXJY at 98 FM picked them up. WXJY also picked up some of WFMR's disc jockeys, and may apply for the FMR call letters. The only problem with this arrangement is that while WFMR broadcasts the likes of Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms from the middle of Milwaukee with an eight - hundred foot antenna and twenty - thousand watts of power, WXJY squeaks a three - thousand watt signal from a two hundred foot antenna in Menominee Falls. If you can get WXJY in the Racine - Kenosha area, you are luckv WUWM, the University of Milwaukee's station, hired Obie Yadgar, the former FMR jockey, and is expanding its classical format. So even with FMR gone, there seems to be an abundance of RON CUZNER - man without a radi o station. Jazz is another matter. Suprisingly, Ron Cuzner, host of "The Dark Side" jazz program and teacher here at Parkside, has not yet been hired by any Milwaukee radio station — I don't understand this, as Cuzner's unique, and the best radio program in the area. There is a large void left with the demise of 'Dark Side' — hopefully one of the Milwaukee stations will have the foresight and good taste to hire Cuzner. WLPX, formerly a strictly sixties and heavy metal rock station, has gone new wave. Yes you heard right. LPX is playing Joe Jackson, The Clash, Flock of Seagulls, The Psychedelic Furs, Men at Work and the like. I think this is a good thing — for a long time the only new music heard on LPX was crap like Journey, 38 Special, Styx, and other drekkish types. With the new format LPX has picked up on some fresh, innovative music. This change probably came about simply because of new wave's rising popularity — LPX has to keep its' ratings up. However, LPX's play list hasn't loosened up much. Most of the new wave played is the popular stuff — LPX isn't really taking any chances with their new format, but at least they are willing to change. I'm surprised that WQFM didn't make the jump to new wave first — for a long time, QFM was known as a progressive music station, but all you hear on QFM now is the junk that LPX used to play. There is no Parkside art professors Dennis Bayuzick and Doug DeVinny will be exhibiting their creative work at Mount Mary College in Milwaukee Jan. 17 through Feb. 14 as part of a four - person show. The other artists are Lisa Englander and Estherly Allen from Milwaukee. Bayuzick, assistant professor of art, will be showing both oil and airbrushed acrylic works from his on - going series of dream - inspired paintings. He has his Master of Fine Arts degree from Ohio University School of Art and was a visiting professor of painting there before coming to Parkside in 1977. His most recent exhibitions include the 1982 Wisconsin Biennial Juried Exhibit at the Madison Art Center and the Great Lakes Regional Juried Show at the Valley Art Center in Cleveland, Ohio. Bayuzick will also be exhibiting a recent work in the National Comics Art Invitational Exhibit at Edinboro State College in Pennsylvania during January. DeVinny, associate professor of art and currently Coordinator of the Art Discipline, will be exhibiting recent figurative prints and drawings at Mount Mary. He has a Master of Fine Arts degree in print - making from Indiana University, and taught at Mesa College in Colorado and Skidmore College in New York before coming to Parkside in 1979. His most important recent exhibitions include the 1982 Boston Printmakers Juried National Show and the Rockford and Vicinity Juried Show at the Burpee Art Museum. New M usic 'Dallol' mixes soul and reggae SWVS^SSS^: Berndt paintings on display at gallery by Napoleon Scarbrough There is a new trend of music coming into its own amid the clutter of different sounds that dominates America's airwaves. This is African Soul music fused with Jamaican Reggae. The marriage produces a totally unique sound. Since many J a m a i c a n s , e s p e c i a l l y An exhibition of paintings and drawings by Madison artist Randall Berndt will be on display in the Parkside Communication Arts Gallery until Feb. 3. The one - man show will consist of imaginative and often humorous figurative works inspired by the artist's personal mythology of bizarre characters and improbable scenarios / narratives, all treated in a unique cartoon - expressionistic style. Berndt received his Master of Fine Arts degree in painting from the University of Wisconsin - Madison in 1969 and he has taught drawing and painting there as well as at the Madison Area Technical College. He also has been a visiting artist in the Sheboygan Public School System. Currently he is self - employed as a full - time artist in Madison. He has exhibited in many juried shows throughout the state and Midwest, including Wisconsin '81 at UW - Stevens Point, the 61st Annual Wisconsin Painters and Sculptors Exhibit at UW - Milwaukee, the 1st Wisconsin Biennial at the Madison Art Center and Wisconsin Directions II at the Milwaukee Art Museum. His exhibition at UW - Parkside is supported in part through a special project grant from the Wisconsin Arts Board. Regular gallery hours at UW-P are Monday through Thursday, 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Computer course to be offered A noncredit course in the business and professional use of the personal computer is being offered by University Extention at Parkside beginning Monday, Jan. 31. The course will help answer many questions, such as how a personal computer could help you in your business or profession, and what software and hardware is available and how to proceed with your selection. It is designed to survey the market, discuss real problems, identify strengths and weaknesses of actual computer products and provide guidance in the installation and use of microcomputers. Each person will have the opportunity to use a personal computer and representative business systems as word processing and Visicalc spreadsheets. The instructor, Robert Luke of Kenosha, is an independent business consultant with over 20 years experience in the computer field. He specializes in the productive use of computers for business and industry. The class will meet on four Mondays, 7:30 - 9:30, in Tallent Hall. The fee is $20. Register with University Extension, UWParkside, Tallent Hall, Ext. 2312. Body Shoppe free to students If you are trying to lose weight but not doing anything about it, then consider visiting the Student Health Center in Moln D-115 and enrolling in the "Body Shoppe." The Body Shoppe is a free, ten - week, individualized, self - help weight loss program. After choosing a meal plan and a realistic and attainable weight loss goal, you will be able to stop weekly, at your convenience, to weigh in and to obtain written information and materials to take along. Each week look for "helps" and suggestions in the fabric wall hanging near each scale. You will find the following: a weekly recipe, a weekly bulletin, nutritious news and exercise tips A nurse will be available to provide additional information. To enroll, contact the Student Health Center between Jan. 17 and Feb. 11. Rastafarians, can trace their roots to Ethiopia, the blend is quite natural. One such group that has found this blend is Dallol, an Ethiopian band from Addis Ababa, the capital of that nation. Of the four man band, Greg Barnes, guitarist, is the only Jamaican. The fusion that the three Ethiopians and one Jamaican produce can be enjoyed at its best on their new single release "Reggae Boogie," which was produced by Rita Marley, whom they've recently toured with. Other material includes "Reggae Moonlight" and "Reggae Makousa," an afro - beat straight ahead funk / reggae blend, and "Ashkru," a traditional Ethiopian number. Combine all this with the band's laid back attitude and you have some of the best "Ethiopian Reggae" you have laid ears on. If you are looking for some music with African roots, Dallol is good, sound diggings. Primary- FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTOBANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. PARKSIDE UNION SPRING SEMESTER FOOD PLANS, 1983 SAVE UP TO 9% • BREAKFASTS • LUNCHES • COMBINATION FROM $117 TO $322 For Contract Information Contact: Parkside Union Rm. 209 Or Call 553-2200 Continued From Page Two an exception in our case by recognizing our delegates at the nominating convention. Sincerely yours, Regine Rademacher Student Co-Chairperson of the Citizen's Committee to SAVE OUR PRIMARY c/o Pre-Law Society UW-Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 dulcet ^nppe In The Parkside Union FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANDY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY JANUARY SPECIAL FREE Z4 Lb. Sampler With Any Purchase of $1.00 or More Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Thursday, January 27,1983 RANGER Feature Survey As Feature Editor, I want to know what Parkside students are interested in seeing in the Feature section of The Ranger. I want to know what you like what yOU don't like, what you think we have too much of, and what we don't cover enough. Features include movie reviews, album reviews, interviews and general Feature articles (humor, etc.) so when thinking about your response, please don't write about news or sports sections. This survey is just for Features. You can drop off this blank at the Ranger office. I would greatly appreciate your time in filling out the survey. etc? the F" 2. What do you dislike about Features section? 4. Any other comments? d0 you most often read in Features, and why What articles do you remember most from last semester? 1635 50th St., Kenosha 654-6382 THE SPINNING WHEEL LIVE LOUNGE MUSIC Every Saturday Night NO COVER EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 25710 oz. Tappers 8 a.m.-12 noon SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FIVE DIFFERENT BRANDS OF BEER ON TAP Old Style, Michelob, Stroh's, Budweiser, Bud Light Regular 10 oz. Glass 50* Frosty Schooners 55* — Mugs 75' Wednesday Night Is Pitcher Night Kamikazes, Alabama Slammers, Watermelons 32 oz. Pitcher Only $4.00 Food Available 8 am to II pm Quarter or Half Pound Cheeseburgers & Hamburgers Homemade Chili YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST if Talk of the Town' brings new wave to Union by Kathy Ray burn Talk Of the Town appeared Friday night at the Union Square, to a large and responsive crowd! The band was labeled new wave and had they felt the majority of the audience were of that persuasion, they might have kept on that track. But as usual, most groups encounter a varied audience and Talk of the Town responded well to the challenge. The band played a mixture of Nick Lowe, The Clash, The Who, Elvis Costello, Squeeze, The Rolling Stones, XTC, The Byrds The Producers and The Kinks! Talk of the Town also slipped in a few numbers the crowd were not familiar with, compositions of their own. As usual there was an element in the crowd who refused to partake of a new listening experience. The guy behind me, upon hearing an original lyric, yelled, "play something I know,"' as the beer sloshed back and forth m his cup. This typical response infuriates any self - respecting band member who is serious MARTY ROSS, lead vocalist of "Talk of the Town". about his music. Then about three fourths of the way through the evening, one of the guitarists, Breck "Opie" Burns, began toying with guitar riffs and the majority in the crowd roared their approval. The band gave in and followed with Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple, and Led Zeppelin. Talk of the Town is comprised of four musicians who have banded together briefly during a transitional period in each of their respective careers. Marty Ross, lead vocals and guitar for the band, is a member of The Wigs, a Milwaukee based band. The Wigs have a successful LP released in the Milwaukee area. Soon he will be joining other members of The Wigs, who are now in California furthering the band's career. Both Scott Kruger, bass and vocals, and Breck Burns, vocals and lead rhythm guitars, are members of The Shivers, another successful band from Milwaukee. Sean McCue is drummer for the band. There are many ways to spend a Friday evening. The Union Square with Talk of the Town was one of the better. You can catch the band ' °— vy.mi guiuu lliivvee FreeDb.. q4 oonn 9933 QQEFMM.. Milwaukee Rep opens The Foreigner' AA nnpeww pcnomm#e»dHyv Kbtyr Milwaukee's favorite playwright, Larry Shue, will kick off the second half of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's 1982-83 season. THE FOREIGNER will run through February 20 in the Performing Arts Center's Todd Wehr Theater. What could possibly happen to a shy English desk clerk visiting a quiet little resort in the Georgia woods? Plenty! Through a wild series of hilarious twists, poor Charlie Baker discovers the privileges, pitfalls and powers that come when he accidentally assumes the role of a non - English speaking guest. THE FOREIGNER is the second work by MRT actor / playwright Larry Shue to be presented on the Rep mainstage. In 1981, his first full - length Dlav THE NERD, was the comedy hit of the season; a farcical story that recently received its European premiere with England's Manchester Royal Exchange Theater. Mr. Shue has been a resident artist with the MRT since 1977. His other plays include GRANDMA DUCK IS DEAD, WENCESLAS SQUARE and a children's play MY EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES. MRT Resident Director Nick Faust will make his Rep main- S^Ldebut by staging THE FOREIGNER. Since joining the Company in 1980 he has directed a number of new plays at the MRT's Court Street Theater and he recently staged his second production of the Rep's A CHRISTMAS CAROL. He is currently director of the MRT's new research and development wing, The Lab. Alan Brooks will be featured as the well - meaning Charlie. Mr. Brooks has performed with MRT during the past three seasons, most recently as the First Narrator in A CHRISTMAS CAROL. Other MRT appearances include: Ola Endressen in KINGDOM COME, Don Juan in SECRET INJURY, SECRET REVENGE and Christian in CYRANO DE BERGERAC. He has also performed with the Asolo State Theater, the Virginia Museum Theater and in New York with the C.S.C. Repertory Company. The cast includes MRT newcomers Kenneth Albers, a frequent guest actor with the Cleveland Play House, as Charlie's English friend Froggy and veteran actress Bonnie Horan as the good - natured resort owner, Betty. Larry Ballard, who recently played Bob Cratchit in A CHRISTMAS CAROL, continues his first MRT season in the role of David, a dedicated minister with a dangerous side to his personality. Ellen Lauren, who recently portrayed Laura in the MRT's production of THE GLASS MENAGERIE, will play the minister's dissatisfied wife Katherine. Another MRT veteran,' William Leach, returns to the company to play the sinister building inspector Owen. Peter Rybolt, an intern with The Lab will make his MRT debut as Katherine's gentle, dim - witted brother, Ellard. Set design for THE FOREIGNER is by Bil Mikulewicz, costumes by Patricia M. Risser, lighting by Dawn Chiang, and properties by Sandy Struth. Robin Rumpf is the stage manager. Tickets range from $4 t o $12. A $1 discount is offered to senior citizens and students. Tickets are available at the PAC box office, 929 North Water Street, or may be charged to MasterCard or Visa by calling 273-7206. THE FOREIGNER will be performed Tuesdays through Fridays at 8:00 p.m., Saturdays at 5:00 p.m. and 9:15 p.m., and Sundays at 7:30 p.m. Matinees are at 2:00 p.m., Jan. 26, Feb. 6, 9 and 16. The Rep is well - equipped to accommodate patrons who are blind or in wheelchairs. A signed performance of THE FOREIGNER will be presented at 2:00 p.m., on Sunday, February 6. Deaf and hearing impaired patrons should contact the Performing Arts Center box office at 273-7206. SHOOTING TEAM STANDINGS Team w L National Guard in ? CMI ^ I UW-Parkside II q q Marty's 7 5 Boduens 7 5 Paradise 7 c UW-Parkside I 6 g Rairoad Products 6 6 Alfredos 5 7 Hole Crew 5 7 Colonial Liquors 4 g Western Printing 4 3 W I JasckiMi les< 7 •H IfU/P „A; ™Jr' ,'"V°°d^'and 9em"et'ichkeii UWP Union • Sat, Feb. 5 & 12 • 6 om l am FEATURING: A Rhine wine punch reception anH mr-D* -i * authentic five course German meal prepared by UW-P'S HririPiih« L an head cook; live zither music and Bavarian folk dlndnn " b0rn terta.nment; followed by dancing to a six piece "oomrah"h?rJ?'"nerr.*n" man beer hall atmosphere. Imported beer and wine avaihthio a ADMISSION: $16.50 per person (check or MaSercharae for dinner and entertainment. Seating limited Admnrl ? f°r reception, Make checks payable to UW - Parish and ma'fTo C^T™ T °NLY' Center, UW - Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha 53U1F, ,!?fo!:™ation formation call: 553-2345. ^enosna, 53141. For further University of Wisconsin-Park^ inSport Shots by Robb Luehr Welcome back to the grind folks. As you know, 1982 was an eventful year in sports. San Francisco won its first Super Bowl (in its first try), the Brewers almost won the World Series, and the football season was interrupted by a totally unnecessary strike. But let's not dwell on the past ; 1983 is a whole new year and a lot of interesting and shocking things are going to occur this coming year. Some of these will come to pass, some will not. You decide. • • * Super Bowl XVII: The Washington Redskins beat the Miami Dolphins 24-17, i n front of the first non - sellout crowd in Super Bowl history. After the game, the spectators jump in their chartered bus and go to Pizza Hut to celebrate. Spring training opens in Florida and Arizona. George Steinbrenner visits the Yankee training camp, gets disgusted, and announces — • — • " g W — —• J mm, f • Predictions for '83 sport season that he is trading the entire team to Taiwan in exchange for their little league team. Surprisingly, Billy Martin gets a vote of confidence. March 14 — G erry Cooney vs. Renaldo Snipes: In his first fight since losing to Larry Holmes last June, Cooney pounds out a unanimous decision, despite losing one round for repeated low blows. After the bout, Snipes announces that he is leaving boxing and going to be the first male mezzo - soprano for the New York Metropolitan Opera. Baseball season opens: The Chicago Cubs begin their pennant drive with a narrow 17-16 win in their opener. Meanwhile, the New York Yankees (now the Orientals) are soundly beaten by Toronto 16- 1. Steinbrenner admits that he made a mistake and recalls the Yankees from Taiwan. Billy Martin receives another vote of confidence. The next night, the Yankees are soundly beaten by Toronto 14-2. NHL Playoffs: Chicago and Boston gain the Stanley Cup final; the Blackhawks by beating Wayne Gretzky and the Edmonton Oilers, the Bruins by eliminating the New York Islanders, stopping their bid for their fourth straight Stanley Cup. In the final, the Blackhawks destroy the Bruins four games to none, bringing a champion to Chicago for the second time in three years (the Sting being the last). NBA Playoffs: Milwaukee wins the Eastern Division following a surprisingly easy three games to one victory over Boston; in the west, Los Angeles has no trouble with Phoenix, winning three games to none. In the final, Bob Lanier and Marques Johnson lead the Bucks to their first championship in twelve years, winning four games to three. Major League Baseball: At the All - Star break, the four divisional leaders are the Cubs, Padres, Mariners, and the Brewers. All - Star Game: The American League finally breaks its long losing streak, winning 4-3 in 11 innings. World Series MVP Darrell Porter's wild throw to third allows Oakland's Rickey Henderson to score. Mid - August: The New York Yankees, 21 games behind Milwaukee, are sent to Japan in exchange for the Yomiyuri Giants, who are only 10 games out of first in their division in Japanese baseball. Billy Martin remains in New York to lead the team. George Steinbrenner repeats his confidence in Billy. The Yankees (?) go on to finish 30 games out of first. College Football: Defending national champs Penn State lose their opening game of the season to Yale 27-24, on a last - second field goal. Major League Baseball Playoffs: N.L. — Cubs - Astros; no one expected it, but they made it. The Cubs take 3 games to win their first pennant in 38 years. A.L. — M ilwaukee - Seattle; the Mariners win the first game at the Kingdome, but the Brewers roar back to take the next three to win the A.L. flag. So it's the Cubs and the Brewers in the World Series??!! The Brewers go on to win the world championship in six games, setting records for home runs, RBIs, hits, team batting average, and chewing tobacco used by a manager. Two NFL coaches are canned in November: Frank Rush in Baltimore and Mike Ditka in Chicago. And finally, near year's end, Muhammed Ali announces that he will come out of re tirement again, lured by a guaranteed purse of $100 million. His opponent will be Billy Martin. The fight will take place at the tavern of Billy's choice. The fight ends in the third round, when Ali trips in the ring and falls on Billy, knocking him flat. While recovering in the hospital, Billy is fired by George Steinbrenner and is replaced by Mr. T from "Rocky III." George states that, "Mr. T will inspire my team to win, or else, and besides, he's a better boxer." ~ ° v " 'Nuff said. Bye !! tJjy~ • ; Gaitens and Sweetman start bike season by Tori Murray Sports Editor With the fitness craze in full swing, did you ever wonder how it started? For Pat Gaitens, a pre-med student at Parkside, his biking career started two and one half years ago when his grandpa gave him a bike. Gaitens fixed up the bike and began racing. His fiance, Jill Sweetman, a psychology major began riding eight months ago on the same bike. She started biking to spend more time with Gaitens but soon found she really enjoyed the sport. "The first time I went riding, I couldn't even make it a mile and a half. Pat was patient with me but I know he was thinking, 'how can I go out with her if she can't ride with me?' " Gaitens races on the track at the Washington Bowl in Kenosha, but he feels road racing is his specialty. He has had recent success on roads including finishing fourth in a Milwaukee to Kenosha 100 mile road race. Sweetman is licensed for the '83 season and plans to specialize in track racing. She has ridden numerous road races. Both are members of the Kenosha Wheelmen which fields a team of 30 racers in four categories. Sweetman and Gaitens race in the senior division (16-35 years old). Gaitens owns two bikes. For road racing, he has a Raleigh Professional which lists for $1,200. His track bike is a Schwinn Paramount, which retails for $3,000. Sweetman's bike is a Raleigh Supercourse, which lists for $560. The couple estimates they spend $600 a season each on their sport. This price includes repairs, clothing, equipment and tires. Gaitens commented, "It's like any other sport, if you want to get something good, it's going to be expensive. My shoes cost $80." Training for the track season starts in February. Gaitens and Sweetman start by doing base work, to get back in shape. Gaitens explained, "In February and March, we do something called spinning. We ride in low gear. It keeps the muscles loose and doesn't strain the legs. It really works your legs and gets your heart rate up." "Between March and April, we have to put in 1,500 miles before we can even start to train with the teams," commented Sweetman. After about 2,500 miles, the two begin to specialize. Sweetman will do more sprint and speed work, while Gaitens does distance training. The racers use the hard / easy method of training. Mondays are light days, riding a few miles to make sure nothing is wrong with the bike. Tuesdays are race days. They average 25-30 miles a day. "The good thing about this training schedule is a person can be both a road and track racer," commented Gaitens. Another way their lives have changed is commitment. Neither racers drink and try to avoid red meats and fried foods. "We shouldn't eat ice cream, but after a race we always stop at the D.Q. for an ice cream cone," said Sweetman. THE PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS SPRING BREAK in DAYTON A BEACH Lathrop & 2 1st (almost) WE'RE NOT NARROW MINDED $2.00 per pitcher Present this ad - get $2 off any Family Pizza or Chicken MARCH 11 • 20, 1983 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL, INC. MCI 52571F UW (Parkside) FOUR PER ROOM TRIP INCL UDES $209 • Round trip motor coach transportation via modern highway coaches to Daytona Beach, Florida leaving Friday, March 11 • Seven nights accommodations at the exciting Texan Motel of Daytona Beach. Located at 701 South Atlantic Ave., it is one of t he most demanded hotels on the strip at that time • A truly great schedule of activities including our famous pool deck parties and belly flop contest • Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot, and several other attractions • Numerous bar and restaurant discounts • The services of full time travel representatives • All taxes and gratuities • Guaranteed kitchenette or oceanfront available at small additional charge (4 per room only) A QUALITY TRW-A LOWPRICE-A GREATTIME The Texan Motel, located right in the central area of the strip, is definitely the place to be during spring break. The hotel has a pool, big party deck, restaurant, a great bar, color TV, air conditioned rooms and plenty of activities. Pictures are available where you sign up. Our motor coaches are nothing but the highest quality highway coaches. We also give you more extras with our trip than anyone else. Don't blow it and go on a lower quality trip. LAST YEAR OVER 8,000 PEOPLE ENJOYED THIS TRIP. SIGN UP NOW AT THE PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE RM. 209 8:00 AM-4:30 PM MON.-FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 Thursday, January 27, 1983 WOMEN'S BASKETBALL by Patricia Cumbie The Women's Basketball season has been off to a fairly good start with a 7-7 record thus far. The last two games they played, they won. North Central was defeated by Parkside. The score was 69-66. North Central is ranked number two in the third division. This last Friday, the women were victorious over Oshkosh; the game ran into over time with Parkside winning 68-60. The team's two players that have performed well are Laurie Pope and Robin Henchel. Lori averaged 14.8 points per game and Robin averaged 12.4. The team has t hree games this week here at home. On Tues. they played against Marquette. This is a conference game. Coach Goggin commented, "This is a rather important game and we should win." This weekend the team also plays against Stevens Point on Friday night, and St. Norbert, 3:00 on Saturday af ternoon. Both games are at Parkside. SOCCER SELECTIONS Parkside had two members of the '82 soccer team named to the NAIA Area V All - Star team. Goalie Dan Opferman tied with St. John's Terry Lienendecker for.his selection to the team. Forward Jimmy Banks, who broke a school record with the most goals in the season was also selected. Coach Hall Henderson was selected as SPORT NEWS CLASSIFIEDS Coach of the year. Parkside was also represented by many players on the '82 Wisconsin All - Star first team. These players were: fullback Andy Buchanan, midfielder Jim Spiel ma nn and forwards Jimmy Banks and Greg Santaga. Honorable mentions went to goalie Dan Opferman and fullback A1 Gibson. MEN'S BASKETBALL The Men's Basketball team schedule has included many games back to back. Although on a five game losing streak, Coach Rees Johnson is not upset with the teams performance to date. Johnson said, "Chicago State was ranked number two in the NAIA when we played them. We led until a minute and 53 seconds remaining. I think the kids played real well." Until the first week of March, the team will be averaging about three games a week. "Playing so many games can be tough because the players don't have much time to recover. The games take a lot of intensity. With a mature team, it's a lot easier to do. It is a good experience for the team, though." Tonight the team will try to improve their 6-9 record when they go against Marion College. Johnson feels the teams will be well - matched and expects a good game. Eau Claire and Parkside have a rivalry going and Johnson feels the game on Saturday night to be a real challenge. On Tuesday, the team hosts Chicago State who should be ranked number one by then. Coach Johnson expects Jay Rundles and Daryl Jackson to be back in action this week. Brian Diggins has been the high scorer averaging 17.5 poin ts per game. FITNESS PROGRAM The physical education department now has an early morning fitness program. Various sports will be offered from 6 a.m. to 7:50 a.m. — Monday through Friday. Fitness buffs may play racquetball, swim or lift weights. The indoor track will be open to runners, joggers and walkers on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, tennis courts will be available. Participants are asked to provide their own equipment for their respective sport. Locks, lockers and towels can be rented. The early bird fitness program is available to all students and faculty staff holding a current validated I.D. Guests are welcomed, but a $2 fee is rendered. Tennis and Racquetball Reservations can be made by calling 553-2159 between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. (Fridays until 4 p.m.) Reservations can be made one week in advance. For more information, call 553-2245. FOR SALE HONDA CB 360, 1974, excellent condition. 886 0479 eves. FORD 200 I nch, 6 cylinder motor, $100 . 632 9439. HELP WANTED COLLEGE REP WANTED to distribute "Student rate" subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE, 1747 W. Glendale Ave., Phoenix, AZ 85021. PERSONALS MOLLY: Welcome back. I hope you had fun in Houston. I had great fun with the children. Next time though, I'm going with you. Ed ED: Hope you had a Happy New Year without me. A Lonely Reporter BOB: I promise to do twice as many next week, if you'll forget about this week. You're so understanding. Guess who? LONELY: We'll forgive you for the stories.if you forgive us for the party. Ed and Bob HI RAGS!!! PAT: Chrissie said she's going along next time too. MARGIE: Whose last name ends in an "E:" Happy Birthday a few days late. While you may be in your 30's, you don't look a day over 27. Guess Who??? MOLLY: You don't look a day over 38 and 254 days. Love, your good friend Chrissie. PAT: I agree with her. Love, your good friend, Pat. PAT HARMANN '82. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Parkside's most Handsome, Smartest, Sweeper! Love, Mrs. Johnson. TO A GOOD FRIEND who helps me more than he knows — Happy Birthday Andy!!! Love, Pat. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: you don't look a day over 29 a nd 364 days. Love, Chrissie. AHHNDY: Happy Birthday, 3 decades and still going strong! Patty. ANDY: Happy Birthday! Long live the Business Manager!! Tony ANDY: Happy Birthday! Rick BLOODY 'ELL, not another bloody birthday!!! Tracy and Dave. TOTTENHAM can Thrash United ANY day Bloody Northerner. BJ HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Tori HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: You're still not over the hill! N.E. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY: Massood. WE LOVE YOU even if you are 29 plu s. The I.B.T.E. Club. LOU: I really missed you this past vacation. Sorry about the party. The movie was great fun, and so was dinner. Too bad you weren't there. Better luck next time. I still think you're a cutie. Love, Ed. I J&L INC.: I heard it was "Three's Company" in Puerto Rico. LOU: for your sake, it better not have been. MOLLY: I hope you took care of Ed for me while I was in the South. She told me all the fun you had, but she is a story teller. Lou STACEY: I thought I'd write a classified for you. You know why, and I'll see you in Spring, or early summer. I'll count the days. You count the minutes. Hope you're having fun. Think of you often! PAT LOU: Don't worry. Ed was a good girl while you were gone. She didn't give me any trouble. We took her in as live-in help over the break. Mommy - M olly • M oonwalker. Geriatric at small. PAT: Glad you're back. I just hope the snow falls before it's too late. Pat WATCH FOR NEXT WEEK'S EXCITING TRIVIA COLUMN Think Piece Isn't it interesting that there is no set criteria, according to Dr. Dannehl, for deciding what is social and what is money making or how much he charges for events (whaether he bases it on a percentage of the door or a flat fee). Continued From Page Two Also, isn't it interesting that the Maynard Fergusen concert last semester was considered by Dannehl's office a money making event (after all, they did charge $2.50 a ticket and the concert cost more to produce than it brought in in revenue) and PAB was charged $200 for rental of our own gym. Well, I hope the ride wasn't too rocky. After all, these have just been facts on how your money is spent. Just something to think about. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE EE MIAMI DOLPHINS VS. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Union Advisory Board begins to develop Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document MT_University of Wisconsin - Parkside Union Advisory Board begins to develop Winter Carnival '83 strikes by Pat Hensiak Editor It's time!!! Winter Carnival approaches again as the new year moves along. This year the carnival will offer traditional events, as well as fresh new approaches to fun in what can be a rough time of year. Winter Carnival is in its fourth year on Parkside's campus. It is a week long event designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual competitions. The festivities traditionally begin with the parade on Monday, and conclude with the dance on Friday. Winter Carnival will begin on Monday February 7, and conclude on Friday, February ll. Winter Carnival events are divided into two general areas: Club or Organizational Events, and Individual Events. To qualify for club events, organizations must be registered in the Student Activities Office (Union 209). The Winter Carnival Committee will award $150.00 and the Winter Carnival Traveling Trophy to the organization that scores the most points during the carnival through Club Events. Second and third places will also receive $100.00 and $50.00 respectively, and the second and third place traveling trophies. The point value system which will be used for determining the winner for an event will be: 1st Place -150 points; 2nd Place - 100 points; 3rd Place - 50 points; participation - 25 points; sponsoring an event - 125 points. Participation applies .to organizations who did not place" or sponsor an event. When sponsoring an event, an organization may not participate in it. Organizations will only be awarded points for sponsoring one event. Points from events will accumulate to determine Grand Prize winners. Individual events are open to all students, faculty and staff. For these events, individual cash prizes will be awarded according to the sponsorship of th e event. To register, pick up forms at the information desk in the Union, or in the Student Activities Office (Union 209). The following events are open to any club or organization registered with the Student Activities Office: 1. Window Painting, from Tuesday, February 1 to Friday, February 4. Only designated windows can be painted. Windows available for judging are located at the Ranger and PSGA offices, and Main Place. The paints used must be ones supplied by the Winter Carnival Committee, and the painting should be designed to follow the Carnival theme (Snow Wars: Parkside Strikes Back!) Clubs painting windows will be responsible for cleaning the windows by Wednesday, February 16. Windows will be judged on creativity and originality. 2. Blood Drive, Thursday, February 10. Anyone giving blood may credit it to the student organization of their choice, except Peer Support, who is sponsoring this event. The receptionist at the sign - up table will record this information and total it at the end of the day. There will be a first, second and third prize, according to the general Winter Carnival rules. 3. Parade Float Competition, Monday, February 7 at 1 p.m. on the concourse. For this competition, there are cash prizes added to the point totals as follows: first place, $100.00; second place, $50.00. The floats should also be designed to follow the carnival theme, and no gas will be judged on originality, creativity and overall appearance. Floats should be in Union 104-106by 11 a.m. on the 7th, and ready to roll by 12:50 p.m. 4. Outdoor Volleyball Tournament, Tuesday, February 8 and Friday, February ll. All teams by Bob Kiesling News Editor Parkside students will now have a more active voice in the Union's operation. The Parkside Union Advisory Board, forming this semester, will work with the Union administration in the formulation and implementation of guidelines in an attempt to better serve the Parkside community. The board is to consist of 13 members, ten voting members and three non - voting members. Of the voting members, three seats will be held by two faculty members and an alumnus. The two faculty members will be appointed by the Chancellor in cooperation with the University Committee. The Parkside Alumni Association will appoint an alumnus to fill that seat. One student will be appointed by each of the major organizations. In addition, two students, from the student body at large, will be elected to the Board, one in the fall and one in the spring. Appointments to the Board have so far been made by the Student Organization Council and Ranger. Non - voting members on the Board will be the Dean of S tudent Life, the Director of the Union and the Student Activities Coordinator. The non - voting positions are permanent appointments; voting members serve one - year terms. Recommendations of PUAB will be sent to the Dean of Student Life for consideration. If a conflict developes between the Dean of Student Life and the Board, a two - thirds vote is necessary to resubmit the recommendation for consideration. In the event of a continuing conflict, the recommendation will be sent to the Chancellor for a final decision. The Board's constitution states that it "shall seek to fulfill the educational goals of the University through the cooperation of the various elements within the University and the community." The board is responsible for advising in the following areas: Determination of Union hours and availability of services; The setting of prices; And, if needed, present services will be reviewed and modified if necessary. Public relations and special promotions will also be considered. powered vehicles will be allowed. Ail floats must be able to complete the parade route, that is, they must be able to fit through the doorways in the concourse, and clubs are responsible to see that the floats are either pushed or pulled up the concourse. Floats must consist of six members, two of which should be female. Each game will be played to 15 points, and a team must win by two points. The first team to win two games will advance to the next round of play, and the finals will be played at 1 p.m. on Friday, February ll. Anytime a ball touches the net on a serve, or is played by a player with anything other than his or her hands, the ball will go to the other team. The following events are open to all students, faculty, and staff members, and will have first, second, and third place cash prizes. Entry forms will be available at the Union Information Desk. 1. M*A*S*H Trivia Contest, Monday, February 7, during the M*A*S*H party in the Union Square. Contestants will be required to answer a number of questions pertaining to the television series M*A*S*H. 1n case of a tie, top scoring contestants will come on stage and answer tie - breaking questions. If contestants continually tie, the money for the place they are competing for will be divided. 2. Jello Slurping, Wednesday, February 9, 1 p.m., in Union Square. Contestants cannot use their hands, but will have to eat a four inch square of jello and stand up to be recognized. The person who swallows the most jello in the least amount of time will be the winner. 3. Ice Block Sitting, Tuesday, February 9, 12:30, on the Union Pad. The contestants will be required to sit on a block of ice with only one pair of pants, and one pair of long underwear. The contestant who sits on the ice the longest will be the winner. 4. Snow Sculpture, Monday, February 7, to Friday, February 11. Clubs may construct a sculpture that either represents Parkside or the 1983 Winter Carnival theme (Snow Wars: Parkside Strikes Back!!). Continued On Page Eight Guthrie Theater to perform here The Guthrie Theater, winner of the 1982 Tony Award as the best regional theater in America, will bring its touring production of Lanford Wilson's Pulitzer prize - winning romantic comedy "Talley's Folly" to Parkside for a performance at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 25, in the Communication Arts Theater. A limited number of t ickets are available for the performance, which is part of the University's "Accent on Enrichment" series. Tickets are $8 each and are available in person or by mail from the Parkside Union Information Center (Phone 553- 2345). (UW-Parkside student tickets are $5 e ach.) The play, billed as "a no - hold barred romance," portrays the courtship of a witty Jewish immigrant, Matt Friedman, and a reserved Missouri spinster, Sally Talley. Their tale unfolds in an abandoned Victorian boathouse on the Fourth of July in 1944. Both Matt and Sally have guarded pasts: His involves the bitter experiences of a Jewish family on the run in Hitler's Europe; hers, an earlier broken - off love affair. As they reveal themselves to one another, they evoke not only the blossoming of their own love, but paint a vivid picture of the America of that era. Jacqueline Knapp, who plays Sally, has spent the last nine years in New York City creating roles in many new plays such as "Chainsaws," "On Bliss Street in Sunnyside," "The Big Freeze," "I Am A Zoo" and "Hillbilly Woman" under the direction of Arthur Penn. Her most recent effort was working under the direction of Elia Kazan in his latest theater project — intermixing Greek tragedy with today's threat of nuclear destruction. Television credits include "Don't Step On The Cracks," "Twice Upon A Congress" and "The Mike Douglas Show," as well as narrating many television specials including CBS - TV's award - winning "Reach Out" public arrairs series. Ms. Knapp is a member of the acclaimed Actors Studio founded by Lee Strasberg. Eugene Troobnick, with 13 Broadway and off - Broadway credits, plays Matt. In addition to his stage roles, he has appeared in several movies including "All That Jazz" and "Paternity" and spent three years as an associate professor at the Yale School of Drama and a member of t he Yale Repertory Company. He began his acting career as an original member of Chicago's Second City company, where he also founded that city's Playwright's Theater Club. His television appearances have been numerous, including roles in the Emmy award - winning "Tell Me Where It Hurts" and "The Trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg." "Talley's Folly" opened in New York in 1979 to rave critical reviews and won the 1980 Pulitzer Prize for drama as well as the New York Drama Critics Award. EUGENE TROOBNICK as Matt Friedman and Jacqueline Knapp as Sally Tally waltz together in Lanford Wilson's romantic comedy Talley's Folly, presented by the Guthrie Theater. It is playwright Wilson's second play about the Talley family, an uppercrust Midwestern family from Lebanon, Mo., Wilson's real - life home town. Wilson's first "Talley" play was "The 5th of July," set in 1977. His first big Broadway hit was "The Hot L Baltimore." The production will be directed by David Feldshuh, who is probably unique in American theater annals in holding both a PhD degree, in theater, and a Doctor of Medicine degree. Feldshuh feels his two careers compliment each other. "Theater works as a kind of r elief valve for the work I do in medicine," Feldshuh said in an interview. "Medicine is not a field where you're encouraged to express an overwhelming amount of emotion. In theater you are — theater is an important form of expression." But Feldshuh also finds that the awareness and focus on communication emphasized in actor training has helped him in working with his medical patients. For example, he believes that his actor - honed awareness of b reath patterns and eye focus has helped him recognize subtle manifestations of anxiety in his patients. "I take both careers very seriously," he said. "Medicine is real — it' s making decisions that have consequence." Theater, on the other hand, alters reality, and has a romantic side that attracts Feldshuh, who obviously feels he has the best of both worlds. Set and lighting for Guthrie's - touring production are by Jack Barkla. Thursday, January 20,1983 RANGER Editorial Let's get things moving At long last, the Parkside Union Advisory Board is becoming a reality. PUAB has the potential to become an effective voice in the operation of the Union, but its authority to effect meaningful changes must be strengthened considerably before it can function effectively. , , set oul 'n its constitution, the Board has the power only to advise the Union administration. This only contributes to its image as a "do nothing organization. But image is not at issue; with increased authority PUAB will be able to fulfill its role in the Union administration's decision process. One unfortunate by - product of the image problem is the lack of interest in the board. Scheduled to begin last semester, PUAB has suftered from a series of start-up delays. Even now, only two out of the ten voting seats have been filled. PUAB, in its present form, lacks the power it needs to command the attention, and the participation of the organizations involved. The fact that PUAB serves an advisory role is at the root of the problem. In the event of a conflict with the administration, the board has no recourse but to send its recommendation to the Chancellor. The Chancellor's decision is final. A more effective course of action would be to place any disputed recommendation on the ballot during the student elections, as a referendum. Giving the students the final say in any controversial decision would be the correct move. It is the students who most use the day - to - day services that PUAB oversees. It is the Student Union! One additional area that PUAB could become active in is programming. In this they would serve an advisory function; the Parkside Activities Board already oversees Union programming, quite effectively. More input, though, from various segments of the university community would help PAB determine which activies would best serve its interests. PAB's representatives on the board would be an effective liaison between the two organizations. As an exercise in shared university governance, PUAB has the potential to benefit all members of the university, but only if it is given a chance. Letter to the Editor Collegiate skills requirement gets questioned OUR BIPARTISAN EXTRA S TRENGTH SOCIAL SE CURITY FlX lT PILL MAY BE A L ITTLE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW — BUT T HAT'S MS fault. To the Editor: Once again, I've been "Readmitted on Final Probation" for not fulfilling certain Collegiate Skills Requirements. Yes, that's right, this is the second "Final Probation." I could detail my checkered Collegiate Skills history, but it is not relevant to my abstract concerns. Before I continue, I wish to make it known that I have never laid blame on others for my irresponsible handling of the fulfillment of the Requirements. Admittedly, I'm not opposing the judgement of those who granted me the waiver. What I am opposing is a program on this campus, supposedly instituted to benefit the student, that, instead, sometimes causes unnecessary complexities. If the main concern of the Requirements is to benefit the student, why complicate the process with so much "red tape?" Or do the Requirements merely exist to abstractly prove how "competent" Parkside students are? (Would we all be able to pass these tests on graduation day?) If the point of all the letters, meetings, Permits to Register, etc., is to make the student "sweat," I feel their purpose is wasted. Rarely is the import of these proceedings realized if a waiver is "easily" obtained. If the student knows (from the word in the halls), that, seemingly, more often than not, students will be granted a waiver (what campus is going to turn away tuition payers today?) that student views the proceedings merely as hoops through which to jump, and the game is perpetuated. My purpose here is not to condemn, but to question, with the hope of receiving honest answers. If the process needs reviewing and/or revising, spend the time, and money there — n ot on paper work that causes time and money to be spent unproductively. Perhaps a qualified member of the Administration, who deals closely with Collegiate Skills matters, and cares to respond candidly to my concerns, would benefit not only me, but everyone on this campus. Name withheld upon request Bruce is back Think Piece by Bruce R. Preston Usually when a new column appears in a paper the editor writes an introduction which will justify and perhaps explain that column's purpose. However, I am writing my own introduction so the reader will understand that each idea which appears within this box is uniquely and exclusively my own. A paper often falls under fire for carrying a controversial column or article and more often than not it is the staff which suffers most. Let it be known here and now that although some of my opinions may reflect those of the staff, that is not my primary goal or intention. This is why my column will be printed with a box around it; to set it apart from the rest of the editorial fare. This brings us to, I'm sure, your first question: what then is the primary goal or intention of this column? To provide the reader with some insight and perhaps a different point of view into a topic which may either be extremely popular or relatively unknown. To supply the reader with information which s/he may not have otherwise had access to. To give the reader something to think and hopefully talk about. Thus the title, "Think Piece." Many of you may know I can't take credit for creating the title (that goes to Dr. Thayer and Professor Habble) but I hope that its application to this column will prove successful. Another possible question floating in your head (it floated in mine for a while) is: why abandon the People on Campus feature for a totally different type of c olumn? Because when something happens to totally infuriate you, you want to tell people. Just as when you find that by looking at a dull mass Editor's Notes Here we go again; business as usual by Pat Hensiak Editor So, the new semester starts. And as we all walk about again, in the daze we still feel from this long vacation we've just experienced, we'll all slowly begin to snap back into reality. For some it will be a rude awakening, and for some it will be slow but steady. For those who are really lucky, it will not be a shocking experience, but a rather refreshing experience. An opportunity to get back into the cycle, back to work, down to business. After all, getting down to business is what it's all about isn't it?? Falling back into the structured time zones we all know and love so well .... " . . . A t t h r e e o ' c l o c k , I h a v e t o stop at the store on my way to work, to pick up some Geritol for mom. Then, I have to be at work until eight - fifteen, when I have to be to choir rehearsal for another hour. After that, I can go home and study (What an awful thought) for a half an hour before I watch the two episodes of M*A*S*H that we all know I'm ritualistic about. After that, I'll pick up that Women's Studies book I've been avoiding, and read it for a while, or until I fall asleep. I'll get up a five A.M., to be at the open gym by six. We all realize how important good health is. Besides, getting up that early to go to the gym and exhaust myself helps me wake up. By eight I have to be to Calculus, so I'd better leave the gym at seven. That way I can stop for a cup of coffee to really help me wake up before the Calculus instructor puts me back to sleep in that tone he has . . . " And on goes the weary web we weave. Here we go again. After all that fun we experienced over the break, at some point, we are expected to get back down to business. For some it will be a simple task. Those people who buy their books three weeks before classes start, so they can have them all read before the course even begins. They love structure. They won't have children if the entire process takes more than nine months, they'll probably return the child to its previous address. And if the child does arrive within the proper structures, you can't help but feel sorry for the kid. Perhaps you should feel sorry for your own, your children are the ones who will end up being good friends with these overly structured children. Nonetheless, it's business as usual. For others, the task of starting this all over again will be fun. Those people who you always see when you're on your way to another class, and they look as if they never go to class. The trick about that, and the reason these people find it all so much fun, is that they end up getting A's and B's in their courses. After all, it's not what we learn, and how we expand our minds, it's how quickly and efficiently we can get a good grade without ever opening up a book. It doesn't matter if close to nothing is put on a retainment level. All that's necessary for a happy life is a slip of paper that says: I did it!!! These people love business; not just their own, everyone's. Then we come to those poor souls who could use a vacation for the rest of their lives. Every time you see them, they have seventeen books in their hands, and they are doing their best to have some time for socialization, but they don't seem to be having much luck with socializing and studying at the same time. These are the people you see locked in those little library rooms on the third floor, head in book, pencil in one hand, highlighter in the other. Searching for all they think is important. And when you buy their used books from the bookstore, the whole thing is highlighted. Just couldn't see it in their heart to leave anything out. Always kind souls. Always getting down to business. The lucky ones again are those who can make a simple transition without a great deal of strain, and yet manage to realize that they too are back down to business. These are sometimes rather complex people, they somehow manage to hold down a job, and take a full load, and have some time for being a person, and some time for being fun. Because, being a person is not always fun. But they do manage, they may get a bit frustrated at times, or maybe even lose their cool, but they always re - compose themselves, and they do seem to enjoy their business. I wonder if that's possible. Perhaps their attitude is a bit lighter and yet a bit more serious than the rest. Maybe more stable in ways. Business needs stability, my father always told me that. These people will probably have a great deal of fun, and get a great deal accomplished, and be a great deal happier than the rest. And if it is stability that does that to these people, I'm going to go and find some. Before I do that though, I have to answer the phone and edit this C0Py > and assign a whole new set of sory - line. I have to get down to business . . . from a new point of view it entertains a curious glow and you want to tell everyone about it. Although not everybody is going to read this, I will do my best to make each issue something worth thinking about. Here's where you as a reader come in. I welcome and encourage any and all feedback whether it is written in the form of a letter to the editor or verbal comments. I feel confident about the future of this column and hope you'll make the reading of it a weekly event. 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All letters rrufsThot"' dbublesPa eluded for verif ication. ,ers must be s'9ned and a cteelde pohno nstea nnduamrbde sri zien - Names will be with held for valid reasons ^rdeesfearmvaetso arlyl "c eodnitteonnt.a l'Pnv^eges^in reetuussiinngg ttoo ^prmintT lfe?tte"r sT hwurhsidcahV "co Tnthaei nR fAalNseG EoRr Vandalism hits PSGA office On Tuesday, December 21,1982 as senators and other members of PSGA arrived in the PSGA office they found what many considered to be "a mess." On the night of December 20, someone entered the office and caused minor damage to a chair, dismantled a table, and destroyed a pillow throughout the office. Much of the other furniture was in disorder According to a photographer who was called in to take pictures "The smaller office, in the back of the larger, outer office was in a shambles." a Both Security and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle were called to decide what had to be done about the situation. Stoffle commented, "We first thought that someone not involved with the university had come in and done the damage. We later found that it was someone from this campus, however no formal complaint has been filed. There aren't any witnesses stepping forward. Charges aren't being brought against anyone." Until a ormal complaint is signed, no cnarges can be pressed. Stoffle continued, "I demanded that restitution be made. The whole act was an inappropriate method of letting off steam, and it was a dumb thing to do." According to the University of Wisconsin Parkside, Conduct on University Lands, Chapter UWS 18, UWS 18.06 subse ction 4^. pertaining to Vandalism, "No person may break, tear up, mar, destroy or deface any notice, tree, vine, shrub, flower or other vegetation, or dislocate any stones, or disfigure natural conditions, or deface, alter, destroy or damage in any other way, any other property, real or personal, within the boundaries of any university lands unless authorized by the chief administrative office." Stoffle's final comment was that these rules of conduct are available at the information centers around the campus. If responsible for damages or misconduct on this campus, ignorance to these rules is not an excuse. DuPree to speak at Roundtable Dr. Louis DuPree, an anthropologist who has been doing research in Pakistan since 1949, will present two public talks during a three - day campus visit Monday through Wednesday, Jan. 24-26. DuPree is associated with University Field Staff International, an association of universities aimed at promoting international understanding. DuPree will open the second semester Social Science Roundtable series with a talk on "Afghan Responses to the 1978 Coup" at 12:15 p.m. in Union Room 104 -106 on Monday, Jan. 24. He will also present a slide - illustrated lecture titled "Pakistan: In the Center of the Storm" at 10 a.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 25 in WLLC 363. "Pakistan has all the problems of a Third World Country — and then some," DuPree points out. Created out of the 1948 partition of the Indian subcontinent, Pakistan has constantly struggled to find a national identity. "Half the country broke away in 1971 to form independent Bangladesh, and Pakistan is still plagued with demands for regional autonomy by minority provinces," said DuPree, who earned his PhD at Harvard University and is the author of a number of books. "Three wars with India have left the Kashmir question unsolved and, finally, the 1979 Soviet invasion of Afghanistan has complicated the strategic picture in South Asia and the Indian Ocean and has left neighboring Pakistan with the largest refugee problem in the world," DuPree said. Club Events UWPDT The UWPDT will conduct its first meet against UW - LaCrosse in LaCrosse. Any members interested in playing darts or just going to witness the carnage contact Nick. There will be a pre - event meeting in the Rec Center on Thursday, Jan. 27 at 2 p.m. The meet will take place Jan. 29. IVCF Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship is sponsoring a Bible Study for non - traditional age adult students, faculty, staff and classified employees. The study will be in Communication Arts, Room 133 on Fridays from 12:00 - 1:00 p.m. Bring your lunch and your Bible and join us. For more information contact June Pomatto at 552-8650, who will be leading the group or Barbara Larson, 553-2122. WW* PAB Changes have been made in scheduling PAB events. Films will now be shown on Thursdays at 3:30 p.m., Fridays at 1 and 7:30 p.m., and Sundays at 7:30 p.m. All showings will be in the Union Cinema theater. Admission cost is only $1. As always, PAB films are open to Parkside students, faculty and staff, their families or guests. A validated Parkside ID is needed for admission. This week's film is Poltergeist. Dances will be held on various days of the week this semester. Dance admission for Parkside students is only $l. (Mini Concert admissions may be slightly higher.) The first dance of the semester will feature the new wave music of "Talk of the Town," on Friday, Jan. 21 at 9 p.m. in Union Square. Coffeehouses will also be held on various days of the week throughout the semester in the Union Bazaar. There will be both a daytime and evening show for each performer. The first Coffeehouse will be o n Jan. 26 fro m noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 to 10 p.m. The music of Brian Quam / Downtown/Kenosha Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear by Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Student Organizations Council (SOC) is by far the largest of UWParkside's major organizations. SOC emb odies about forty - five student clubs as well as an executive board comprised of a vice - chair, Dave Schroeder, and a chair, Carla Thomas. Carla Thomas, as SOC chair, was a ppointed to her position in November when the ex-SOC chair, Steve Kalmar II resigned. At the time of his resignation, Carla was the vice - chair of SOC as well as the chair of SOC's sub - committee, Budget and Review Committee (B&RC). After Carla accepted her new appointment, Dave Schroeder was appointed to vice - chair of SOC and accordingly to chair of B & RC. When asked about Kalmar's resignation and the effect i t had on SOC, Thomas replied, "To be really honest, SOC has not really changed a lot because of his resignation. Attitudes have changed and Kalmar's resignation has sparked the interest of many SOC members." She added that, "It was hard to take over as chair because the members expected a lot." Vice - chair Schroeder, who is a dramatic actor as well as a PSGA SOC: In transition senator, is expected to chair the weekly meetings of B & RC and take Carla's chair if the need arises. B & RC is the only sub -. committee of SOC and is responsible for transferring and re - allocating club money as well as allocating money to newly appointed clubs. Thomas is very pleased with the progress Schroeder and B & RC have made since his appointment in November. Carla believes that, "SOC is at a point where it can either stagnate or grow." She hopes that it grows. She sees it as being, "unlimited in what this group could do f or the University. If we wanted to rally around an issue, we would have much power — even more than student government." Along with hoping for SOC's growth, Carla wants to see the executive board of SOC expand to be more representative of the number of clubs within SOC. She stated, "there is a lot of responsibility for two people. Two people are not representative of forty - five clubs." She would also like to see additional sub - committees created and suggested sub - committees such as Publicity and Fund - raising. Carla is very optimistic and hopes to achieve both goals during the spring semester, although she realizes that that will depend on SOC members. As to future goals for SOC as a whole, she would like to see more group projects. For example, "We (SOC) participate as a whole in both Winter Carnival and Fallfest but do not sponsor many events as a whole." Carla would also like to "try throwing leadership onto the members." She believes that this would help improve the cohesiveness and output of SOC. SOC elections are the third week in February and are followed by a one month transition period. So the new chair and vice - chair will not actually take office until March. When asked if she would be running for chair, Thomas replied "no," and added that she hopes to be graduating soon. She also said that, "SOC needs someone new. We just implemented new guidelines and now SOC needs to move on to a new direction." Carla sees herself as "Idealistic and hopes to pass this on to the next chair." She also added a little free advice to the future SOC: "leadership can only work if membership changes with it." Scholarships for abroad study offered Rotary Foundation educational scholarships for young people for study abroad for academic year 1984 - '85 have been announced by Joseph Ziabicki, Rotary District Governor 627. The awards cover the cost of language instruction, transportation, food, lodging and tuition. Rotarians are looking for scholars who are well - rounded, articulate, outgoing people who can interpret their homeland as well as absorb the cultures of their country of" study. Candidates must apply for the awards before Mar. 1 through local Rotary clubs where they reside or study. The Rotary Foundation of Rotary International, the world's oldest service club association, will be featured. PAB has purchased 120 t ickets for the April 15 B rewer opener. Tickets will go on sale soon, so watch for further information — they'll sell out fast. For more information on PAB and its events, call 553-2650 or stop by Union 202. Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance ensemble general membership meeting, scheduled for Jan. 26, has been changed to Monday, Jan. 31 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 140. New members are welcome. seeks to promote international good will and understanding. Its awards programs are supported by voluntary contributions of Rotarians and others world - wide. The Foundation's scholarships are placed into five categories, the largest of which is the graduate fellowships. Each graduate must be 18 thr ough 28 - years old and have earned the equivalent of a bachelor's degree. Students who have completed only two years of study on the university level may apply for the Foundation's Undergraduate scholarships. Applicants may not be married and must be 18 through 24 - ye ars old. Vocational scholarships are available to people who have the equivalent of a secondary education and have worked for two years in a technical field. In the past, students have studied vocations from beekeeping to hydrofoil construction. Vocational awardees must be 21 through 50 - years old. Teachers applying for The Teacher of the Handicapped scholarship must have the equivalent of a secondary school degree, have worked with the handicapped for two years and be 25 throu gh 50 - y ears old. Applicants for journalism scholarships, if students, must have completed at least two years of full - time employment as a journalist and be between 21 through 35 year s old. Applications for any of these scholarships can be obtained from the Rotary club in your community or by contacting: Lloyd E. Larson, Chairman Educational Awards Committee 2323 Walburg Road Burlington, WI 53105 Phone: (414) T33-S300 (414 ) 763-8243 ( residence) or Lorman Ratner 3617 N. Main St. Racine, WI 53402 Phone: 681-0897 (hom e) 553-2364 (business ) ATTENTION STRING PLAYERS! The UW-Parkside String Ensemble is now forming. If you are a violinist, violist, cellist, or bassist, we need you! Enrollment through audit or with course credit. Visit or contact the Fine Arts Office for complete details — CA 221 or 553-2581. >il •xx An evening a* tr / anH ngpemmiuiPettlliicrhhlk/ie it UWP Union • Sat., Feb. 5 & 12 9 6 pm-1 am FEATURING: A Rhine wine punch reception and cocktail hour; an^ authentic five course German meal prepared by UW-P's Heidelberg - bo rn head cook; live zither music and Bavarian folk dancing dinner entertainment; followed by dancing to a six piece "oompah" band in a German beer hall atmosphere. Imported beer and wine available. ADMISSION: $16.50 per person (check or Mastercharge) for reception, dinner and entertainment. Seating limited. Advance reservation ONLY. Make checks payable to UW - Parkside and mail to Campus Information Center, UW - Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, 53141. For further information call: 553-2345. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Thursday, January 20,1983 RANGER Anthro Antics A Swiss citizen views his country by Gina G. Sheppard-Wolthausen Anthropology is said to be a very young science. Scholars have only identified themselves as such for a little over 100 years. But the subject matter of anthropology — customs, social and political organizations, human variation * and race, rituals and human value systems — have interested the learned since before Christ. In the 5th century, Herodutus collected ethnographic descriptions of the Babylonians, Scythians and other Middle Eastern peoples' life styles. Some have called him a historian, but by definition a historian gives an "account of past events" not an analysis of the variations in human populations. In 7 B.C., Strabo, a Greek scholar, began paying particular attention to the relationship between culture and geography. This may have been the birth of Cultural Ecology. During the Middle Ages, Arab scholars began studying the variations in governmental systems and religious practices while the Renaissance saw an increase in archeological research. Anthropology as a science was actually established and defined during the Age of Exploration when the diverse life styles of the world's people were being accumulated. Explorers, such as Christopher Columbus, James Cook and Fray Bernardina de Sahagun, recorded accounts of indigenous peoples that included not only descriptions of the cultures but also the physical types of the people they met. Anthropology's first theorist was a man named Acosta in 1590 AD. He combined actual field observations with cross - cultural comparisons and applied these to theoretical conceptualizations. The precedent for the applied anthropologists was set in 1851 when Lewis Henry Morgan acted as legal counsel for the Iroquois. His ethnographic data and testimony assisted the Iroquois in legally establishing the boundaries for their traditional lands. His data is said to be the first scientific account of an Indian tribe ever given to the world. Today, modern anthropology has a constant emphasis on understanding a culture from the people's point of view while using quantitative and qualitative methodologies. The basic perspective of anthropology remains comparative and holistic. The Anthro Club invites you to attend their first seminar featuring Dr. Louis DuPree from the American Universities Field Staff. Ethnic Groups in Afghanistan will be the discussion topic on Wednesday, Jan. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 324. Bring your lunch and your thoughts. by John Kovalic A cold, mountainous land, full of psuedo - Germanic people with a fetish for cleanliness and a taste for chocolates, cheeses and cuckoo clocks, Switzerland did not leave many more impressions on me during a two - day visit there three years ago. What else could you expect from a country just half the size of Maine? What indeed? Herbert Kubly's latest book, "Native's Return," is full of surprises, insights and quality reading. Subtitled "An American of Swiss Descent Unmasks an Enigmatic Land and People," the book is both entertaining and enlightening at the same time. Once begun, it is hard to put down. Kubly, a professor of English, teaches beginning and advanced Creative Writing here. He is the author of ten books, including "An American in Italy," which won the National Book Award in 1956, and "Italy," and "Switzerland," for the Time - Life World Library Series. Kubly is an American of Swiss descent who returns to visit his native land. He sees the country as no tourist could, and what he sees is not the clean, quiet clockmakers, but the unrest and oppression, the quirks and contradictions. Consider: "In an area . . . with boundaries that can be crossed in four hours by train and 20 minutes by jet, a federation of 26 sovereign states p W \\ Save*25. on 14K gold College Rings. DATE; Jan. 24-25 time 10-3 place Bookstore /IRTGIRVED ^-CLASS RINGS.INC Now's the time to think about your college ring. 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In one canton — Appenzel — and in isolated rural communities in Canton Graubunden, women in the present time are still not permitted to vote on cantonal and local issues. "A Swiss is not a citizen of the federation, but of his commune of birth, with patriotism being purely a local matter. This is what is known as 'Kantoli - Geist,' the 'Little Canton Sprit,' and leads to jealousy and rivalry. A local Lucerne joke about a man from Uri, where baths are, according to the rest of the country, not popular, tells of him keeping a goat in his parlor. When asked of the problem of smell he replies: "After a while the goat gets used to it." Kubly also deals with the myth that Switzerland is a placid country. He writes: "Since I have been in Switzerland anarchists' (A catch - all epithet which the Swiss use for all categories of rebels and protestors), have bombed the Police Station and City Hall, and Arab terrorists shot up an Israeli plane in the Zurich airport. In February a disgruntled employee set fire to the Zurich central telephone office and a third of the city was without phone service for a month. "A student demonstration, displaying blood - red paint and Red Chinese flags, provoked high public indignation. 'How is it possible that something like this could happen in Switzerland?' asked a banker." The book provides a fascinating insight into a country and its inhabitants, and provides arresting reading, drawn from Kubly's experiences as a citizen of Elm, a small mountain town where his ancestors lived before emigrating to America. The book is an arresting portrait of a land torn between tradition and modernism, a people in upheaval. I can strongly recommend "Native's Return" to just about anyone. Next time I go to Switzerland I hope to see, as Kubly has, more than just mountains and clocks. 1635 50th St., Kenosha 654-6382 THE SPINNING WHEEL LIVE LOUNGE MUSIC Every Saturday Night NO COVER EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 25710 oz. Tappers 8 a.m.-12 noon SEVEN DAYS A WEEK FIVE DIFFERENT BRANDS OF BEER ON TAP Old Style, Michelob, Stroh's, Budweiser, Bud Light Regular 10 oz. Glass 50' Frosty Schooners 55* — Mugs 75' Wednesday Night Is Pitcher Night Kamikazes, Alabama Slammers, Watermelons 32 oz. Pitcher Only *4.00 Food Available 8 am to 11 pm Quarter or Half Pound Cheeseburgers & Hamburgers Homemade Chili YOU'VE TRIED THE REST NOW TRY THE BEST" a RANGER Thursday, January 20, 1983 Ve,r!ict and "Tootsie" tops films of Christmas season by Tony Rogers Feature Editor ^\t0 say that 1 was disappointed by this year's crop Sf Christmas movies. "The Verdict" and "Tootsie" stand out as the finest of the lot, but just about everything else left me cold Last Christmas we had "Reds" and Ragtime," and I was hoping for films equally good this year Maybe I was hoping for too much' Another thing that bothered me about the Christmas films was their lack of realism, especially emotional realism. Hollywood seems to have gauged the fact that many Americans are out of work and depressed, so they have given us fantasy (Dark Crystal) screwball comedy (The Toy, Kiss Me Goodbye), or films about Hollywood movie people and / or New York theater people (Best Friends, Tootsie). No one in these films seems to be out of work or have any financial problems — in fact, most seem to be rich. Emotional unrealism is evidenced in a film like "Six Weeks." But I'll let my other reviewer talk about that. In fact, there are three critics in all covering the Christmas movies. Me, veteran critic Rick Luehr, and newcomer Dave Schroeder. Tootsie Dustin Hoffman stars as Michael Dorsey, an unemployed actor who decides to seek employment as an actress, Dorothy Michaels. Michael / Dorothy lands a lead role in a soap opera, and quickly becomes nationally famous. But he falls in love with one of his co - stars (Jessica Lange), and here is where much of the film's humor is derived. Hoffman shines in his double role — a s Michael he plays a tempermental, "difficult" actor, i.e., himself. As Dorothy he is perfect — he looks , talks, he is a woman. Halfway through the film Dorothy becomes a totally separate personality, and the Michael character fades into the background. This is what is so superb about Hoffman's performance. I actually ended up caring more about Dorothy than Michael. Jessica Lange climbs out from under the heavy stigma of "King Kong" with her fine performance as Hoffman's co - star. I was riveted by her beauty and her on - screen chemistry. "Tootsie" gets highest recommendations. Best Friends "Best Friends" starred Burt Reynolds and Goldie Hawn as two screenwriters in Hollywood who decide to take the big step and get married, after having lived together five years. They then decide to visit their parents, first Goldie's in Buffalo, then Burt's in Virginia. These scenes are the best in the film. Goldie's parents live in an old brownstone — the y are quiet, reserved, conservative people. Burt's parents live in a huge condominium, and are boisterous, loud. The contrast between the parents is interesting. But as Burt and Goldie see more of their parents' lives, they become less sure of their own marriage. Eventually, when they get back to California, they break up, only to have a tearful reunion. Fine. Now here is my problem with the film. It has no life. It has no spark. It makes many good points about love and marriage, but it is so bogged down in its own inaction that we don't care. I never really cared about the characters or what happened to them — I never really laughed much — yet the film is supposed to be a love story and a comedy. The biggest problem of t he film is its script — it is utterly boring. The second problem is that Goldie Hawn and Burt Reynolds are such big superstars that I have trouble believing their characters. They really don't act in this film — they just recite lines. They are both good actors, but their hearts were not in this material. Their characters are bland, faceless beings who seem to have no distinguishing traits whatsoever. The script was bland, the acting was just as bland, this is a dead film that portends to be about life. Kiss Me Goodbye "Kiss Me Goodbye" was a bit better. Sally Field, James Caan and Jeff Bridges star in this fantasy - comedy about a woman who is about to marry her second husband when she discovers that the ghost of her first husband has come back to, well, haunt her. Sally Field plays the somewhat air - brained bride - to - be who has to actually choose between her dead husband and her fiance. This isn't a tough role for her, but she adds warmth and dimension to an otherwise unreal personality. James Caan is very good as the dead husband, a snide, sarcastic, funny man. He should be good — he's played this role before. Jeff Bridges is also excellent in his small role as Sally Field's future husband. This movie isn't supposed to be deep, and it isn't. The characters are all interesting, and I actually cared about them. That is a feat for such an unreal comedy. "Kiss Me Goodbye" was enjoyable enough. No Oscar contender here, but a fun film. I must reiterate — I liked "Tootsie" and "Kiss Me Goodbye," but neither had the emotional impact of last year's "Reds" or "Ragtime." Of course, "Tootsie" was not meant to be a serious drama. But I think we need more dramas — we h ave so many comedies, many of them mediocre. by Dave Schroeder Hi, I'd like to tell you about some of the movies that I saw over the Christmas break, but first I'd like to tell you about the way I'll be rating them. I will use the basic star method that one sees in the morning papers (Chicago Tribune, Sun Times, etc.). You know, **** equals excellent, *** equals good, ** equals below average, and * is the pits. This way, you can decide if you want to see the movies that I didn't like on $1.50 nig ht, if I didn't carve it up too badly. Enough about the rating system, how 'bout them movies? One Dark Night First, I'd like to start with a horror flick called "One Dark Night." Meg Tilly, whom you might remember as Matt Dillon's girlfriend in "Tex," stars as a teenage girl who doesn't always want to be known as a nice girl, so she tries to join a gang. The leader of the gang, played by Robin Evans, decides that the best initiation for the new girl would be to spend the night in the town mausoleum, drugged up on Demerol, while two other girls in the gang dress up in ghastly masks to torment her. But, alas, unknown to these helpless girls, the recently laid to rest body of an evil but telekinetic man is also in that mausoleum. The evil man then brings all the other corpses to life to scare the Continued On Page Six RANGER BASKETBALL & POST GAME ENTERTAINMENT FOLLOWING THE: Jan. 20 uw PARKSIDE UW WHITEWATER GAME BAND UNION SQUARE 9:00 PM $3.00 AT THE DOOR — OR — BASKETBALL TICKET EXC HANGE ADM. COMING SAT., JAN. 22 UW-PARKSIDE VS. ILL. INST. OF TECH. — and — COLOUR RADIO Milwaukee's Battle of the Bands Winner ** Parkside Activities Board January Events This Week: The Video Tape . . . Robin Williams "On Location" All week long, various times & places The Movie Poltergeist Jan. 20, 21, 23 Rated PG Next Week: The Coffeehouse . . . Byron Quam Wed., Jan. 26, Union Bazaar 12-2 and 8-10 The Movie . . . Star Trek II The Wrath of Kahn Jan. 27, 28, 30 Rated PG The Movies . . . New Show Times: Thursdays 3:30 Fridays 1:00 & 7:30 Sundays 7:30 New Ridiculously Low Price — LOO The Dance . . . NEWWAVE Talk of the Town Friday, Jan. 21,9:00 Union Square Students $1.00 The Trip For more information about PAB events, call 553-2650 20 tickets for the April 15th Brewers Opener wi II go on sa le soon!!! 6 Thursday, January 20,1983 RANGER GKOISOSD BYE T*OAOAtISc-ioe Continued From Page Five girls into passing out, so he can suck all the bio - energy out of them. Meanwhile, the evil man's daughter, played by Melissa Newman, discovers her father's plot, through a tape that is played to her and her own telepathic powers. She goes to save the day, despite her husband's objections (played by Adam West, who, coincidentally, delivers his lines in such a way that you expect him to slide down the Batpole the minute she leaves the house.) Are you laughing yet? If not, wait until you see the special effects. None of them even look remotely real, and they often caused the audience to burst out in fits of laughter. The dialogue was inane, the plot was confusing and ridiculous. There were not any scares whatsoever, although the director tried every cheap trick in the book, so I find this movie barely worth one star. * Six Weeks One of the biggest disappointments of the year was "Six Weeks." Not even the talents of acting heavyweights Mary Tyler Moore and Dudley Moore could save this movie from its script. The story revolves around a millionairess and her dying daughter. The daughter, played by Katherine Healy, after meeting candidate for the U.S. Senate Dudley Moore, introduces him to her mother, Mary Tyler Moore. Dudley immediately falls in love with her, and announces to his wife that he has to spend his time with these two ladies, rather than his own family. Most of the rest of the film deals in sappy little scenes of these three pledging love to each other until you become nauseous. The film's basic problem is that it doesn't give you any characters that you can care about. Mary Tyler Moore's character is very austere. Katherine Healy can dance beautifully, but her character is so spoiled that you want to have a chance to throttle her before she has the chance to die on you; and Dudley Moore's character wisecracks so much that you can't take him seriously. There is one scene that is worth seeing. Near the end of the movie, Katherine Healy gets to dance "The Nutcracker," and while the way she gets to do it is totally unbelievable, the dance is exquisite, and almost makes the movie worth seeing on dollar night. Overall, however, the movie tried too hard to make you cry, and never made your eyes water, so I have to say no tears, and two stars for "Six Weeks." ** The Verdict One of the finest films of the year is "The Verdict," starring presents Student's Special Dinner Includes: one chicken, pork, beef or shrimp dish with rice, cookie and tea All for s2.95 with 4 or more orders and Parkside I.D. any time Whey Chai Chinese Kestaurant 400 Main St., Racine Visit the lion Whey Chai Restaurant 2683 Sheridan Road Je ODliie 0weet In The Parkside Union FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANDY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY JANUARY SPECIAL FREE ]A Lb. Sampler With Any Purchase of $1.00 or More Paul Newman. Yes, just as you have heard, Paul Newman has turned in his finest performance to date. He plays a down and out, alcoholic lawyer who has one last chance to prove to himself, as well as the rest of the world, that he is worth something. Although he is complimented by one of the strongest supporting casts of the year (James Mason, Charlotte Rampling, and Jack Warden, to name a few), Mr. Newman shines in his finest hour. His most superb moments are when he does not even say a word, he just sits and thinks. Not only are the performances strong, but David Mamet's screenplay is flawless, and what probably led to the fine performances was the skillful direction by Sidney Lumet. His imaginative use of camera angles and silence in the film really brought it to life. This is one of the quietest films you'll ever see. I have heard some people say that this film was slow. At times, nothing is happening in the film, and this is because there is nothing happening in the attorney's life. Because he is doing nothing to turn his life around, it is frustrating to the spectator, and therefore very powerful. And through the final court scenes, in the quiet courtroom, one's heart pounds just as fast as it did in any of the chase scenes in "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Yes, the only thing "The Verdict" is guilty of is being one of the finest courtroom dramas of all time. **** by Rick Luehr The Toy "The Toy" was a fairly amusing Christmas offering. The film, based on a French film with the same title, was the story of Jack Brown, who is "bought" by a rich man's son. The son has been promised by his father, to pick out anything for Christmas. The film then details the pranks that the boy pulls on Jack, and the love that develops between them. Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor were very good in their roles, as was Wilfred Hyde - White, one of my favorite character actors, as the butler. The one character that I didn't care for at all was the "German" nanny. Her feeble attempts at a German accent came no closer to Germany than Brooklyn. The main problem that "The Toy" had was that it tried to do too much. It tried not only to be a slapstick comedy, but a sensitive film about the growing attachment between Jack and the boy, and a socially relevant film as well. If it had committed itself to one of these types I feel that it would have been a much better film. Airplane II: The Sequel One of the major disappointments of the Christmas season was "Airplane II: The Sequel." The first fifteen minutes were fairly promising. Then, however, things got bad, and the movie deteriorated rapidly to jokes about such "hilarious" subjects as rape, beastiality, and beating the mentally ill. Most of the gags were exact copies of gags used in "Airplane." Of course, I shouldn't have expected much, seeing that the script was written by Ken Finkleman, whose only previous credit, and use that term loosely, was the screenplay for "Grease II." It seems to me that Mr. Finkleman is on the verge of a brilliant career writing cheap, derivative, rip - off sequels to successful films. Dark Crystal One of the best, if not THE best, films of the Christmas season is the "Dark Crystal." This epic fantasy created by "Star Wars" producer Gary Kurtz and father of the Muppets Jim Henson, tells the story of a land populated by strange and wonderful creatures including the human - like Gelflings, and the evil, vulture - like Skeksis. A young Gelfling named Jen, supposedly the last of his kind, is given the mission of returning the missing shard of the so - called Dark Crystal, and return the land to good. The main obstacle to Jen's mission is the fact that the Crystal is in the possession of the Skeksis. Jen embarks on a journey across the wilderness to the Skeksis castle, meeting various creatures, including another Gelfling. Mr. Kurtz and Mr. Henson have created a world that is totally unique and absolutely breathtaking. Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. FOR DETAILS STOP DOWN PARKSIDE ONION REC CENTER Fun with Dick: Bitchin ' bout books by Dick Oberbruner I love buying books. I love working my butt off to pay for tuition and then scraping for book money. We're all born in debt anyway, right? Nowadays, paying the same for books as tuition makes sense because, as students, our education is worth it. The book prices are nice. I'm glad my millionaire uncle died and left me sole heir to his will. Used books have a homey quality: passed through many hands, marked by many pens, sitting on the shelf collecting dust. Priceless. That's why I don't mind paying the down home prices. Hardcover books are my favorites. They really thin out my wallet quick. It's so cumbersome walking with a pocket full of twenties. Of course, I could write a check, but it would bounce to Timbuktu. An extra treat is the flimsy bag. After unloading the books the poor thing resembles something attacked by an angry cat. This leads to nicks and bent pages (lowering the return value). I was smart this year. I brought two - ply grocery store bags. But just like a carry - out boy and bread, the attendent put the paperbacks on the bottom and were smashed. Some classes have several books as required reading. Great. This rids me of my money sooner. I would much rather force feed five tastey novels than show detailed concern with one classic. Skimming is easier than reading an entire book. I get the satisfaction of turning every page even though I don't quite understand the material nor test too well on it. Some books do not arrive until mid - semester. Some not at all. This is easier for the serious minded student. We can place full concentration on the books we do have. When the books arrive, we'd be happy to zip right through them in order to get that C plus. If all else fails, there is summer school. To get my money's worth this semester, I'll have to read each book five or six times. No problem. This assures me of a high grade point average and two hours of sleep every night. No doubt the attendents put in long hours of preparation for the ten minutes it takes to gather and charge us hundreds of dollars. They don't appear to sympathize with us at all. Poker faces. I went through three without hearing one "have a nice day." They don't realize I just robbed a bank in order to pay. Banks tighten up security when a new semester begins. I caught a friend cussing at the buildings. He spent $100 o n three books. He should vent his frustrations more appropriately, like jogging. When I return my books at semester's end, I hope to receive at least half of the million I spent. I have a future to be concerned with. Wait, there's a better idea. Rather than exchanging our books for cash let's pile them up and have a bonfire. A Fahrenheit 451 protest. We'll show that bookstore. They're not taking control of my knowledge. In the past I bought books from stores like Goodwill. Their books are too cheap now. It is simply outrageous to pay a quarter for a musty ol' book that took a half hour to find when it only takes five minutes for an attendent to find a new $20 hardcover edition. I want thrift, not generic. tough times- 1snt Reagan Peaches, mfill uou tt a dj0rouprs sel'i"p .1 may have to What will I ask for Christmas next year? Book money. Goodwill games provide excitement Thursday, January 20, 1983 by Tori Murray Sports Editor Guess what I did Saturday night? I went to a track meet Big deal, right? Well, it was for'me This wasn't any track meet THIS was The Second Annual Goodwill Allstate Life Games. This meet was the opening meet for many premier track athletes. I spent the entire meet in awe as I saw in person the athletes that I have admired and read about in running magazines for years It was a thrill seeing world record holder in the long jump Carl Lewis jump to a victory. I made sure I saw high jumper Dwight Stone's every jump, I had heard so much about this outspoken athlete. The names were so impressive Hurdlers Greg Foster, Candy Young, Stephanie Hightower, and American record holder Gwen Gardener. There were two names though that, for me personally, made the meet. Evelyn Ashford and Jim Heiring. Evelyn Ashford has been a top name in the track and field world since I began running. She is Runner's World pick for the '84 Olympics in the 200 meter sprint and the 100 meter sprint. On Saturday night, Ashford ran the 50 meter dash. A dynamic personality as well as competitor, Ashford finished in 6.16 seconds in the trials, quite a few tenths of a second under the other athletes. The finals were much closer, but Ashford showed her usual form and came out the winner. After her races, she waved and blew kisses to the 6,156 fans that were on hand to watch the exciting competition in the Rosemont Horizon. As I sat in the press box, I could not believe what I saw! Right before my very eyes, I saw an American record smashed. Former Parkside walker Jim Heiring bettered the American record by 27 seconds in the men's 3000 meter walk. His time was 11:32.15. I still can't get over it. Ski jumping championships i n Westby And to think I rode there in the same van as this world class athlete. Heiring holds American and world walking records in five distances: l mile, 1500 meters, 2 miles, 3000 meters and 5000 meters. He is a former Olympian and is a member of Parkside's Hall of Fame. "The crowd was great! I am happy with my performance and the American record because I feel I am still not in top racing form. I feel stronger now than I did last year and hopefully that is a good sign. My training is going well and with a little luck I will be ready to walk against the East Germans again this summer," commented the modest Heiring on the record. Before the meet, as we were preparing to leave I overheard Heiring say something about the first meet always being the worst. Looks like he didn't have anything to worry about. Parkside was well - represented The G. Heileman Brewing Company, in conjunction with the United States Ski Association and Snowflake Ski Club of Westby, Wis., is sponsoring the Old Style USSA National Ski Jumping Championships on Feb. 5-6. The event will draw the top ski jumpers from the United States and Canada to Westby, located about 25 miles southeast of La Crosse. It is the final event before the Pre - Olympic Games in Sarajevo, Yogoslavia. The two - day championship will be held at the Westby Ski Hill, one of the top ski jumping facilities in the world. Spectators will see America's best jumpers flying more than 300 feet at speeds in excess of 60 miles per hour. The competition will begin at 1 p.m. each day. In addition to the national championships, Old Style and Old Style Light will sponsor Winterfest La Crosse, a full weekend of skiing activities, designed for skiers who want to participate in organized competition. Alpine, cross country and ski jumping are the activities scheduled at Mt. La Crosse and Westby Ski Hill. Trophies will be awarded to top skiers in each class and there will be categories for club competition. Skiing enthusiasts are invited to purchase a weekend package, including a room at one of La Crosse's four top hotels, championship banquet and admission to the jumping events. Among the highlights of the weekend is the banquet on Saturday evening at the La Crosse Center. Persons wanting more information on the national championships or wishing to buy a $5 Admission button to the two - day event should contact the Snowflake Ski Club, Westby, Wis. 54667; (608) 634-3566 o r 634-4876. Those wanting more information on Winterfest La Crosse or application form and brochure may contact Teri Nolop, La Crosse Area Convention and Visitors Bureau, P.O. Box 1895, La Crosse, Wis. 54601; (608) 782-2366. in the men's 3000 meter race walk. Coach Mike DeWitt was third in 12:10.6. Mark Mannings finished seventh in 13:04.4. Will Preischel was 9th in 14:19.4 and David Lawrence was eleventh in 15:16.3. Deb Spino finished third in the 1500 meter run in 4:38.97. Despite a knee injury that has been bothering her lately, Spino ran smooth and strong. She did numerous spurts, challenging her competitors, which made an exciting race. Parkside also entered a 1600 meter relay team in the meet. They finished second in 4:22.8. 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Both teams played evenly through most of the second half, until about five minutes to go, when Northern Michigan pulled even after Parkside missed the front of five bonus situation free throws. Northern Michigan took the lead for the first time with about four minutes to play, then held on for the win. Brian Diggins of Parkside led all scorers with 29 points; Sean Patterson added 18 points. Northern Michigan had five players in double figures, led by Franz Jenkin's 17 points. It should be noted that two players are ineligible to play for the second semester; Jay Rundies, the leading scorer at the beginning of the year, and Harlan SPORT NEWS Hill, the floor general and assist leader. The loss of these two players is a blow to the team, so the Rangers will have to work hard to make up for them. I'm sure, though, that Coach Johnson will work something out. Good luck in the second half, guys. WRESTLING Winter Carnival Sculptures should be built in the court area between the Comm Arts building and the concourse. Organizations are permitted to use reinforcing structures within the sculpture, but these structures should not be visible once the sculpture is complete. Sculpture ideas should be submitted with contest registration prior to construction. If a ny groups should enter duplicate ideas, the group who officially entered first will have the option of using the idea. Upon completion of the sculpture, the Student Activities Office should be contacted for a picture to be taken, in case of melting. If there is no snow, and no sign of snow, the contest will be cancelled on Monday, February 7. 5. Air Mattress Relays, Friday, February 11, 6:30 p.m., in the Phy Ed building. Each team should consist of six members, at least two being female. Two members will ride the mattress at once, completing a pool length. Paddling must be done with arms and legs. Nothing but suited bodies will be allowed on the mattresses. Team members must stay on the mattress at all times during their part of the race. If one falls off, the other must stop and wait for his or her companion to get back on the mattress. The fastest team will be the winner. Depending on the number of teams entered, there may be qualifying heats. 6. Inner Tube Relays, Friday, February 11, 7 p.m., Phy Ed pool. Each team will consist of four members. One team member will ride the inner tube at a time. Team members must be in a sitting position when in the inner Continue^ From Page One Lathrop & 21st (almost) WE'RE NOT NARROW MINDED Present current Parkside ID o r Alumni Card and the 1st beverage is on us I PRESENT THIS AD — GET $2.00 OFF FAMILY PIZZA OR CHICKEN tube. One pool length must be completed by each team member. Paddling must be done by arms and legs, and nothing but suited bodies are in the inner tubes either. The fastest team will be the winner. Depending on the number of entries, there may be qualifying heats. 7. Baby Picture Contest, see Ranger, January 27, for entries. A series of baby pictures will be presented in the Ranger, 16 altogether, consisting of 5 administrators, 5 faculty, 5 student leaders, and 1 fooler. Anyone wishing to enter can simply fill out the proper names with the proper faces, and submit it to the Ranger office. The person with the most correct answers will win. In the case of a tie, the prize money will be split between the contestants competing for that place. Entries should be in by Thursday, February 4, by 12:30 p.m. In all contests, the decisions of the judges is final, and good taste and discretion should be used by all participating. The Winter Carnival Committee hopes that all will enjoy the upcoming events. by Maureen Burke The Parkside wrestling team was very busy over Christmas vacation. The team competed in four meets — two were tournaments. Most recently the team competed in the Midwest Classic championships in Indianapolis, IN on Jan. 14-15. The Rangers won the 17 - school tournament. The team won 29 of 37 matches. The Rangers certainly outclassed second place team Carson - Newman, from Tennessee. They finished 39-1/2 points ahead of them. Some outstanding wrestlers for Parkside were Mike Vania (126) and Mike Muckerheide (158) who won titles in their weight classes. Mike Winter also won a title at 132 pounds. Mike Vania was named the tournament's outstanding wrestler. He won the 126 l b. title by winning 3 matches including a pin in the championship match. MEN'S TRACK The Parkside men's indoor track season has begun. The team consists of twelve men, mostly freshmen, but there are a couple of juniors and seniors. The team has been concerned mostly with middle distance events. The half - mile, mile and 2 mile events. The goal for the indoor season is to compete in the indoor championship Feb. 25-26 in Kansas City, MO. To qualify they have to compete in a two - mile relay and do well. So far this season the team has competed in three open meets. One individual expected to perform well this season is John Anderson who is a pole vaulter. Most of the other team members are in the range of middle distance and they will add substance to the team. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "If they qualify for the indoor championship in Kansas City, they will do well for the outdoor season." DAILY REC CENTER SPECIALS Mon., 9 am -12 pm Mon., 6 pm -10 pm Tue./12 pm - 6 pm Thur . , 6 pm -10 pm S a t . , 12 pm - 6 pm S a t . , 8 pm -12 am S u n . , 12 pm - 7 pm R E D P I N BOWLI N G SWEETHEART SPECIAL BOWL - A - BUNCH POOL NI T E SWEETHEART SPECIAL MOONLITE BOWLING BUCK DAY THE PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS SPRING BREAK in DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 11 - 2 0, 1983 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL, INC. 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And Kan in his cap ^}\ Had just settled down Jor th^1" afternoon rjap, sT/^ "Whcn /roin tl^e next roorn there arose such a clatter/ 8ince Meese didqtwafe hirrj, 'Ken thought nothing % ^atteT^|§| Het vi>hat shoul d appear bejbre $yon $£agatfs eyes ^ut a gaunt, ghostly rnan, which was ^uite a surprise, L\ i\j His chains apd coin boxes weight h^ life a brick; cRpn Knew in a rnorrjent it wasn't ^aint^tfieK,. the ghost of 3akg jVfarley," the ghost said with a §neert, r University of Wisconsin - Parkside er Thur day, December 9, 1982 Vol. 11 - No. 14 " wa5 still light hef ore Q\rist1:''1~ and it1 t~e White House. · 11 " ~ot a creature was st1rrui.g--11ot eve11 a ti102.tse. ~ I . Attd:Na.qcy in kychieJ ~~ At1d ~t1 °111 his cap -==- ~ Hdd just seitled dowf'l .for their after11001') 11a_p, i~, W~eq from the ~~t room tllere arose such a dait~r ! ~ ~ Si~c.e ~~e did111it'Wa~ him, ~tl tl7_oug~t 11otlti11g tlie matter.~ Ye-t -w~at ~tiou1d appear ~for~ ~rt ~garf s e!Je-S ., Uut a gaunt, gho~t1~ m.a11, -whicl? -was <wite a surprise. I ~ ~\ N is eyes-oh 110-w suUeii_l --.._, 1/11I .IJ:RIHl.':B::!, His Jace draw11 aiid sad.- 1 1 1 l _,"""'""'· , lfis pi~i1 Q1.1t1% 1it,ip af!d his breath -was so bad! • ~ i) Jfls chains aQd coll) boxec> -weighed hini dowri ill%_ a brick;_ ~ ' ~11 !Q1ew ill a mome11t it -wa:;q't £amt ~e~. =- ~J'lll -tlte g~ost 2J: Ja~ :1Jar1ey," ~e g~o~t sail3: witl\ a SQeer. _ ~ _ - ~- 8>a11ta's bus~ cw1th poor fol~ anct couldn "t be here." ~~Sut ~a~a~ re_pli~d, "nott't tell JJ€ to repent! ~-~- ~-~;You -will Jina t10-where qear a more geqerotti gent!'' !I · iThe iho©t 8>aid, :•1 doubt_ no~ Bot.Ir daimed_ge.ttero~it,~; .,~ J belie'Ve you'rVe di~p1a]Jed 1t w1tli Qfi;eQero~rt,~. '-.4The fact that 1Jau1t i~ your nabit in which: ~~:-r,,_-~~ ; ;! you . steal Jrom. the poor and you gii>e to the ricq. ,, -· ---•~ ~ ._ -~ ..::: ....... .... by Sharron Aken From Nov. 29at9 a. m. to Dec. 1 at 8 p. m. 3,642 students completed early spring registration. Last year's early spring registration was 3,214 students. By early students hope to avoid problems with closed classes. "However, there are numerous class sections closed, but it is not unusual. It happens every semester, and is not a crisis," said Gail Starks, student data analyst. Many of the requirements such math and English are closed. In addition, the business department seems to be filling up very fast. A list of all the closed sections follows: 01SC NURS- 210 08 230 01 08 230 0 01 08 230 0 02 08 332 D 02 08 332 0 93 08 332 L 02 08 332 L 03 tH5 222 01 15 330 01 25 112 H 01 25 112 M 02 , , 2 5 123 01 ^25 332 * H 51 33 435 01 A CMPTR S 3* 130 M 01 34 130 M 02 34 130 M 03 34 130 H 04 34 130 H 05 1*5 01 cJlH* 370 01 41 105 01 41 105 02 41 202 01 41 290 02 42 100 04 42 101 03 42 101 04 42 101 05 42 101 06 42 101 07 42 101 10 42 101 11 42 101 16 42 102 01 42 102 02 42 102 03 42 102 05 42 102 06 42 102 07 42 102 08 42 201 01 Continued On Page Three by Bob Riesling News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will not be able to transfer funds into needy accounts, according to a decision by SUFAC which says that PSGA may not make the transfers until they take action to pay off the debts. The three accounts which are short at this time are travel, mailing and the secretary's salary account. The total debt to be paid is about $550. PSGA will not be able to travel and they will not be able to pay their secretary until the problems are ironed out. An initial proposal put before the senate several weeks ago was rejected because it had allocated money from the student government's personal account to help make up the shortfall. The personal account is composed of money from other than normal by Jeff Wicks What does Parkside offer that K-Mart doesn't offer? The smart Christmas shopper was here last Saturday as the eighth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair offered everything from a solid oak rocking horse for Junior ($40.00) to a pair of h and - knitted slippers for Gramma ($5.00) to a rubber - molded plaster of paris E.T. statuette ($8.00) for whoever! Although there is no official record of attendance, Assistant Coordinator for Student Activities Marilyn Bugenhagen estimated between 6000 and 7000 people attended the fair in a period of six hours. Almost all items sold by the 223 merchants exhibiting their wares were hand - made, and even the most choosy shopper could find that "perfect holiday gift." Among the hundreds of different items to choose from was woodcrafted knick - knacks, tableware, clocks, mirrors, signs, Ijand - finished cribbage tables, and even hair - dryer holders, all hand - made. A wooden dollhouse that was sold right away went for $100. There were various types of pottery, plaster, ceramic, porcelain, greenware and glassware products displayed, and the buyer had much to choose from. Towels, table linens, embroidered quilts, Bargello pillows, and outerware of various materials and colors were offered, and jewelry, paintings, pictures, greeting cards and other paper products, and even Borgana home - made puppets were for sale. "We've been coming here for the last three years," said Keith Wendling, an exhibitor from Mt. Prospect, Illinois, "and this is the biggest craft show we attend." Although Wendling and his family travel to other craft shows to sell their merchandise in towns like Antioch, Libertyville and Grayslake, Wendling said this was his biggest money - maker. Some merchants have their own gift shops, such as Dory Alexander from Bassett, Wisconsin, who only attends big fairs. "They have to be big shows to pay off," she said. Others, like Angie Gionco are dealers for companies that specialize in crafts in addition to making her own crafts. She added that this was also her biggest craft show of the year. For some exhibitors, craft shows like this one are their only source of revenue, according to Bugenhagen. A single space to rent for the fair cost $13.25 and there was a waiting list of over 25 exhibitors DOLLS seen who had to be turned down due to a lack of space, even though there were tables lined up on sides of the entire length of the concourse and filling the Union Dining Room. ' There were some admitted flaws in the registration process of the exhibitors who were able to rent a space, such as a lack of manpower and tables, but after the fair was opened to the public, the merchandisers were ready to do business. Bugenhagen stressed that the registration process was at craft fair. one problem that had to be worked out for next year. There was live entertainment provided for shoppers and both the Union Square and the Coffee Shop in Wyllie Library - Learning Center was open to accomodate hungry buyers. What sold the best during the fair? Most people agreed that it was Christmas wreaths, which were made in different sizes, materials and colors. Overall, the day proved to be eventful for all involved. funding channels such as segregated fees. It is source of discretionary for the student government. PSGA has not been able to take action on a new measure present because of delays in holding meetings during two weeks. For of Thanksgiving the break with their normal schedule. week a meeting was scheduled for 9:30 Wednesday evening, but cancelled for lack of quorum, and was rescheduled for evening, Thursday. That day a notice meeting was placed over announcing the meeting, four to five senators were present. It was undetermined cancelled the meeting. PSGA is planning on drawing up an alternate proposal, by president Jim Kreuser President Chuck Betz, for presentation at this meeting. Intramurals On Mondays, students, faculty and staff are welcome to badminton. Play will be unscheduled. All those interested in having a w.orkout on the court should simply show up in the gym between noon and 2 p.m. until semester break. All men interested in competing in the men's Basketball League must have their roster and entry form turned in to the Physical Education office by Friday, Jan. 7 at 4:30 p.m., preferably before end of the semester. Play will begin on Sunday, Jan. 16 and will continue until the round robin completed. Games will scheduled at 3:30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. Those interested in playing simpler version of basketball should enter the Coed 2 on 2 Basketball League. One male one female constitute a team each player must score five baskets. The first team to score five apiece wins. The only rule is that a women's varsity team player cannot team with a varsity team player to compete in the league. Play will on Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. beginning Jan. 26. The entry deadline is Wednesday, Jan. 19. by Pat Hensiak Editor The University of Wisconsin System exists to students a quality educational The United Council, a statewide lobbying group, tries to ensure that quality experience academically and socially to all the students in the state. There are a multitude of things United Council can do if given the chance. Recently, Phil Pogreba announced his candidacy for the president of United Council. Pogreba has been in the Senate here at Parkside for the past two years. He has been participating in United Council for the past year. When serving as the President Pro Tempore of the Senate, Pogreba sat on all committees. Within faculty committees, he has served on Academic Program Planning and Review, Academic Actions, Library Learning Center Committee, and the Disciplinary Committee. Within Administrative Committees, Pogreba has served time Housing Task Force, Resident Assistant Search and Screen Committee, Minority Retention Program Coordinator Search and Screen, and Financial Aids Appeal Hearing. "I've been in Parkside's Student Government for two years now," explained Pogreba. "By participating in United Council meetings, I've learned the ins - and - outs of t hat organization as a whole. I'd like to step in next year and better communications within the UW system schools. I'd like to see a lot of promoting in the area of in ter - campus activity. By that I mean campuses working together on projects that will better our whole system. A main thrust would have to come in the area of communication. Perhaps a way to develop this would be the implementation of a statewide computer system. The location for the base would be in Madison, and all of the other campuses would connect to the terminal. Through grant writing, we could acquire the money necessary to make a move like this." Pogreba also pointed out that since the '60's and early '70's, student activism has changed considerably. Students no longer take the disagreements they have into the streets in the forms of protests and riots. Activists today are taking the disagreements to the committee and negotiating table. "This has been a positive move for students. It is important that work be done constantly to ensure that students right's statewide are not violated. I'm willing to work diligently on the of - Administration means of - administration system. Last Ranger of semester 1982at UW^ark^dp1 ^Vh I*anger marks of semeste have enJ^aSe^^^n/n^^rTrt'ly ^ °Ur di s t r i b u t e d ' ' I l ^Ra ' J .he , ^ r s t R anger o f the new y e a r w i l l Display ?d?er^silr^7na"d eVery Monday of th* semester, semester. on Jan- 18 and every Tuesday of Classified ads — noon on Jan. 14 and every Friday of the semester. next semSe'^UntiTthen0 workl"g with the Parkside community ag holiday season! 0ur readers a" the best of the com 2 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Record number of students register early PSGA unable to make budget transfers Kiesling NewsEdltor fWlds ~Y dec1s1on PSG,:\ debts as used as a funds bv 29at9a. 1 p. registering or as Engli h fast . or 01 SC TYPE COURSE SECT CONS NURS 08 ZlO 01 PSYCH .332 ~15 PHY ED 0 0 0 l M 25 -t:"25 • ENGR TECH 3 3 't35 CHPTR 34 31t 1)0 3~ 1 lt5 ~34 CdkH ""M M oz 81 0~ Atl 0 2 ~1 41 ENGLISH ... 2 0.3 '92 04 lOl ll <\2 ~2 ('onllnut'd sala!j' ~ An at deJays the last the week interfered Last was £or the next cancelling the the sign and only who had and Vice week's senate Arts · and crafts fair-ly popular this season Second semester lntramurals byJeUWlcks 40.00l or hand ($5.00) • or 8.00> or or • or woodcrafted • l}and • • • or or • Dlinois, • or or both or or the r~stratioo • sizes ' play badmintoo. 7 the is completed . be a and and val"Sity men's be :-:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:❖:!:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:-;-:-:-:-:-:♦:♦:-:,:♦:♦:♦:-:•:❖:•:.::♦:-:-:-: Pogreba announces candidacy for U.C. I Pat Henslak maintenance or already acquired EdJtor rights, as well as work to see to it Screen Ap- the UW system schools. I'd like to that student rights are increased. peal H~ring. see a lot of promoting in the area This kind of thing has to be or give experience. CoWlCil, or or m or St>nate, committees , PlaMing Committee , Admin1stra tive on the of inter · campus activity. By that priority on any student activists list," concluded Pogreba. explained Pogreba. "By par- together on projects that will . The last subject Pogreba ticipating discussed was Student . Admeetings, I 've learned the ins - thrust would hav~ to_ come in the ministration relations. Pogreba . or that area of commwucat1on. Perhaps feels that Parkside administration a way to develop this would be the is very student oriented. With this implementation of a statewide Pogreba would like to work with computer system. location for the administration to develop a the base would be in Madison, and m~!L'l of. better student • adall of the other caf!lpuses would m1mstrat1on working relations connect to the terminal. Through throughout the entire system PHIL POGREBA · :v:~k? t:Z.~~ssary to make a Last Ranger of semester Thi since the '60's and early '70's, 1982 a~ ~f:iti-~e or Ranger marks the close or the fall semester <I student activism has changed have enjo;edarthi 1 · The Ranger staff sincerely hopes that our readerS O J s semester's newspapers. take the disagreements they have dist~~~arxu2~ l983, the f~rst Ranger of the new year will be into the streets in the forms or semester. · anger deadlines will remain effective during the ~~:,\;- 9 ~m. on Jan. 17 and l'very Monday or the st"mester. ,emt':tt';. a vertislng - noon on Jan. 18 and evl'ry Tuesday of the C'la&slfied ad·s - noon on J an. 14 and every Friday of the semt'tter. We're looking forward to k' . . . . next sem t . wor ing with the Parkside commumty again holl.da Y seesa seorn !U ntil then, we wish our readers all the best of the coming RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Applications for a $175 scholarship for the spring semester are invited by the Communication department. This one - time award to a student who intends to pursue an organizational communication career in a business environment »s a gift from Peg Fisher, President of Peg Fisher & Associates of Racine. A consultant / trainer with a national client list, Ms. Fisher presented the second in this fall's series of Modules with Professional Communicators. Ms. Fisher and the Communication Professional communicator offers *175 scholarship faculty welcome all qualified applicants for this cash award. Applicants must: • intend to pursue a career in Organizational Communication in a business setting. • display interest in solving communication problems, and effecting change in business organizations. • have a minimum of two years work experience including part - time work. • pay for own tuition, including loans and work - study. t carry a 3.2 GPA in the Communication major. To apply, submit a letter of application and a resume citing your qualifications and your career goals to Janet Wells, Comm Arts 273, on or before Thursday, Dec. 23. Three members of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the opening of Spring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17 at 5:00 p.m. — the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. That imposter struck here Frank many as FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate in Business?" After conducting two modular sessions in the Professional Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside by Pat Hensiak Editor Abagnale, known to the "Great Imposter," has stopped his college lecturing tour around the country. Abagnale said that he feels bad about explaining to young people, his life of crime. The cancellations for already booked tours came after William Toney, a criminology professor at Stephen F. Austin University told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger imposter than thought by many. Toney claims his research shows that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an assistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting one, telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wasn't. When he was just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxville, New York and went to New York City. Although he doesn't blame the fact that his parents were getting divorced on his FRANK ABAGNALE seated in the center on the Mike Douglas Show. 3 Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Glass Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American classic, is the fall studio production at Parkside. The play will run this weekend with peter mances at 8 p. m., Friday and Saturday, Dec. 10 an d 11. Williams' autobiographical masterpiece is a memory play, and according to Williams, his play tells the story of "the long awaited, always expected something that we live for." The story takes the form of a young man's recollection of a disheartening past. In the young man's story, his mother's delusions and his sister's frail beauty are both revealed in the glass of fantasy which is finally shattered by the reality brought by a visit from a "gentleman caller." "The Glass Menagerie" opened at the Civic Theatre in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more successful New York run which established Tennessee Williams as one of America's most respected and accomplished playwrights. Williams' plays are considered major works in American literature and include "Night of the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, "Streetcar Named Desire" in 1947 and "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, his first at Parkside. Tutterow is a Chicago - based professional director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow was a founding member and associate director with Chicago's Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P.S. Your Cat is Dead," earned him a Jefferson Citation Nomination for outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to New York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glass Menagerie' to do at UW - Parkside for a couple of reasons: because the play has more life, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow says, "this play shows Williams really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important keystone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glass Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allows the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well as providing valuable training for student actors. Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be very professional in their approach to their work." When casting this play, Tutterow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotions, which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members of the cast include: Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daughter Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder (Kenosha). Scott Reichelsdorf (Kenosha) arrives as the gentleman caller. Other members of the production staff include: Barbara Thompson, costume designer, Charles Erven, set designer, and Jon Schoenoff, lighting designer. Admission at the door is $3 f or students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. If tickets are ordered in advance, admission is $2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be reserved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. criminal behavior, Abagnale sees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexperienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lifestyle he wanted, Abagnale turned to other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to satisfy his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he was doing was for monetary reasons, and none other. He was just acting. Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. His most popular and longest term was as an airline pilot. He actually made himself a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the cockpit ranks of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortune in cash. He started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. Unfortunately, he had to remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite a remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by using logos available in a model plane kit. He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's license on a silver plaque. After receiving all of the information needed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question. The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by another pilot What type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "General Electric," and left as quickly as possible. He never worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. After the shady answer he had given the officer who inquired about the type of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious studying about flying, and found out that he could fly on any airline free of charge. Although Abagnale was often given the chance to take the "wheel," there was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot. Continued On Page Nine Registration records set ENGLISH 42 405 P„ HILOS 450 47 101 SPANISH101 48 104 48 104 48 204 CHEMISTRY 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 62 LIFE 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 64 MATH 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 66 102 102 102 102 102 115 203 215 SCI 102 106 106 106 116 210 210 210 360 012 013 013 013 013 013 013 013 014 014 ge Two 66 014 M 54 66 014 M 55 01 66 014 M 56 66 014 M 57 01 66 112 03 01 6666 111122 0045 02 66 112 08 03 04 02 66 142 01 66 142 02 0 03 MATH 0 04 66 142 03 0 05 66 221 03 L 01 66. 222 01 L 03 PHYSICS L 01 67 201 01 01 67 201 0 01 L 03 67 201 L 01 67 201 L 02 L 01 67 202 L 01 L 03 67 202 L 02 L 05 67 223 01 L 07 67 223 L 01 M 81 UE HYGN 01 68 461 01 L 01 MEO TECH L 02 69 101 01 Q 01 BUS&AO 71 SC 100 01 M 02 71 201 01 M 01 71 201 02 M 02 71 201 03 M 03 71 210 01 M 04 71 220 01 M 05 71 303 01 M 06 71 304 02 M 07 71 311 01 M 51 71 321 01 M 53 71 322 01 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 71 n 71 i A:ON" 84 84 84 326 330 345 350 354 371 37 42 _ 447 495 495 722 732 201 201 GEOGRAP2H0Y2 85 290 HISTORY %66 242 01 02 01 02 01 01 02 01 01 0 0 01 01 02 03 02 01 01 DISC TYPE COURSE SECT AR POL SCI f a ! at" 91 MUSIC •^94 ORAMA 98 215 370 370 122 231 342 206 115 01 01 02 01 01 01 01 01 * indicates alternate section is available (ie the class is not really closed) RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 3 Professional communicator offers s175 scholarship Application for a $175 cholarship !or the pring em ter are invited by the ommunication departm nt. Thi faculty welcome all qualifi d applicants for thi ca h award Applicants must; • intend to pursue a career in rganizational Communication in bu ine s etling. application and a resume citing your qualification and your car r goal to Jan t Wells, Comm Arts Z73, on or before Thursday, Dec. 2.'3. Three m mbers of the Communication faculty will evaluate the applications. The winner will be notified before the ~ning of pring semester, and will be presented with the award on Monday, Jan. 17at 5:00 p.m. - the first of the Spring 1983 series of Modules with Professional Communicators. on - time award lo a tudent who intends to pur ue an organizational comm uni ca lion career in a bu ire s environm nt i a gift fr m P g Fi er, Pre ident of Peg Fi her & • display inter -t in solving communication problems, and effecting change in bu ines organizations. That imposter struck here iat or Raci . A consultant / trainer with a national cli nt list, Ms . Fish r pr nted the ond in this fall's series of Modul with Prof si nal Communic l r · . M . Fi her and the Communication • have a minimum of two year work perience including part - time work. • pay for o n tuition. including loans and w k - study. • carry a 3.2 GPA in the ommunication major. To appl , ubmit a l tter of PEG FISHER, a consultant / trainer who owns Peg Fisher & Associates, helps module students to answer her question: "Why Bother to Communicate In Business?" After condudlng two modular sessions In the Protesslonal Communicators Program this fall, Ms. Fisher decided to sponsor a scholarship for a Communication student. Plays at Parkside b PalH n iak Editor Frank Abagnale, known to many as t ''Great Imposter," ha stopped his college lecturing · tour around the countr . Abagnal aid that h feel bad about explaining to young people, hi life of crime. The cancellation for air dy booked tours came arter William Toney, a criminology prof or at Stephen F. Austin Univ rsity told an audience that Abagnale is a somewhat bigger impost!!f than thought by many. Toney claims his research show that Frank Abagnale hasn't done many of the things he has claimed. Toney claimed that Abagnale has never impersonated a doctor, an a sistant attorney general, or a college professor. Last February 24, Abagnale appeared at Parkside and gave his college lecture. The account he gave was indeed an interesting on , telling that he started at a young age. He had a fascinating talent to make a number of people believe that he was somebody that he actually wa n' l. When he wa just 16, his parents were in the process of getting a divorce, and Abagnale dropped out of school. He left his hometown of Bronxviii , 'cw York and went to ' w York City . Although he doesn't blame the (act that his parents were getting divorced on his Glass Menagerie plays this weekend "The Gla s Menagerie," Tennessee Williams' American cla sic, is the fall studio production at arkside. The play will run thi w k nd with pe" formanc at 8 p. m., riday and turday, . 10 and 11. Williams' autobiographical ma terpiece i memory play, humor and happiness than I have seen in past productions; and because the play should be optimistic and healthy," Tutterow Admission al the door is $3 for students, staff and senior citizens and $4 for general admission. ff tickets are ordered in advance, admi ion i 2.50 and $3.50. Seating in the studio environment, wrapping the audience around. the play, is extremely limited, so early reservations are suggested. Tickets can be r erved by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. FRANK ABAGNALE seated In the center on the Mike Douglas Show. criminal behavior, Abagnale ees it as a precipitating factor. After coming to the realization that an inexp rienced youth doesn't make the kind of money necessary for the lif tyle h wanted, Abagnale turned lo other means to get ahead. He stole every dime he needed to sati ry his wants and needs. Abagnale always tried to keep in mind that what he w doing was for mon tary rea on , and none other. H was just acti . Abagnale had some interesting methods of operation. Hi most popular and longe t l rm was as an airline pilot. He actually made him IC a Pan American World Airways pilot. He worked his way up through the co kpit rank, of flight engineer, to first officer, to captain. He swindled the company out of a small fortun in ca h. H started by letting himself be seen in a pilot's outfit that he picked up from a uniform manufacturer. nfortunately, he had lo remedy the fact that he was a pilot without a license. He found quite q remedy. At first, he simply converted a plain I.D. card into an airline card by u ing logos available in a model plane kit He craftily forged a pilot's license by following up on an ad that he saw for the engraving of a pilot's licens on a ilver plaque. After r iving all of the information n ed, set up on a plaque, Abagnale simply had it photocopied and was flying, without question The only time he got a little jumpy was when he was asked by a not her pi lot hat type of equipment he was on. Abagnale only answered with "Genera] l tric," and left as quickly a po· ible . H n er worried about age, because he looked older than 16, and the pilot's uniform made him look even older. Aft the h d i n he offic r who inquired about the t pe of equipment he used, Abagnale did some serious tudying abou flying, and found out that he co d fly on any airline free of charge Although Abagnal as often giv n the chanc to tak the "wheel," th e was never any real danger, because he always put the plane on automatic pilot, and he would sit and talk with the copilot . lne and according to William , hi play 11 th tory r "the long aw ited, alway expected som hing that w live for." The ·tory tak th form of a young m n' r ollection or a disheartening pa t. In the young man' ays, "this play hows William really loves all his characters, and so the audience can relate to these folks who are not removed from everyday life." One of Williams' important themes about the conflict between the beast and the romantic within each individual is an important key tone of this play. Tutterow also feels that "The Glas Menagerie" is a perfect vehicle to work on within a studio environment. The intimate playing space allow the audience a closer interaction and involvement with the characters, as well a providing valuable training for student actors. Registration records set I tory, his mother' delusions and hi ister' frail beauty are both r ve led in the gla of Canta y which i finally shattered by the r lily brought by a visit from a · •g ntl man call ." "The Glas Menag rie" opened at the ivic Theatr in Chicago in 1945 to unanimous critical acclaim. It had an even more succ ful ew York run which tablished Tenne William a one of America's mo t respect d and accomplished playwright! . William ' plays are con 1dered major works in Am ican lit ature and include " ight or the Iguana" and two Pulitzer prize - winners, " treetcar 'amed Desire" in 1947 and " t on a Hot Tin Roof" in 1955. Russ Tutterow will direct the production, hi fi t at arkside. Tutterow i a hicago - based p ofes ion al director, playwright, actor and teacher. Tutterow wa a founding m mber and associate direct r with Chicago' Travel Light Theatre, where his long - running, "P. . Your Cal is Dead," eamed him a Jefferson Citation omination (or outstanding direction, Chicago's equivalent to N w York's Tony Award. Tutterow says, "I chose 'The Glas Menagerie' to do at UW - Parksid for a couple of rea · n : because the play has m r life, Tutterow says, "I find working in the college environment very exciting, and the students at Parkside to be v ry {X'ofes ional in their approach to their work." When ca ting this play, Tutt ow says, "I did not look for the perfect person to play the role, but instead looked for actors who were flexible. If the actor is flexible, then he and the director can explore the different ways to play the role. The actor becomes more in tune with his own emotion , which in turn makes the role his distinctive personal creation." Members or the cast include; Patricia Casciaro (Kenosha) as Amanda Wingfield, the mother, who lives in a dingy St. Louis apartment with her daught r Laura, played by Rebecca Julich (Racine) and her son Tom, played by David Schroeder <Kenosha>. Scott Reichelsdorr (Kenosha) arrives a the gentleman caller. 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Also it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as this one. The holidays are a prime opportunity to pause and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubtless most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are showing gains, new figures showing even higher unemployment have been released only last week. Economic prosperity is taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a less than Merry Christmas this year. On the plus side, though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing the unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pushed in Congress, over the president's head. The five percent gasoline tax attached to it has received little, if any, criticism from the public. Washington has, almost by accident it seems, stumbled onto a program the public wanted all along. The program is a long overdue first step, but it is a first step nonetheless. This is only one example out of many where all the old adages of learning from one's mistakes apply. This is what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promises to be just as challenging as the one now drawing to a close. The lessons learned from the experiences of '82 will help to prepare us for the challenges of '83. The holiday creed of "Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men," should mean to us a time of reflection, to sort but the difficulties, and to see the other's point of view. Only in this way can we make intelligent, realistic and effective resolutions for the year to come. Editor's notes These last days are filled by Pat Hensiak Editor These last days of the semester are never easy. It seems like everything has to get done in a week. It's difficult to remember when all of these assignments we find ourselves' running to finish were given. Some by mid - semester. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knows??? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due within a matter of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up on the third floor. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are starting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tables in the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no longer just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coffee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all sizes and shapes. Even some professors are guilty of this ongoing dilemma. At the beginning of the semester, one of my profs told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next class period. At the class period scheduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he didn't have time to pick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in every class period, he's said we'd see this movie. We never have. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other students. What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the rest of the semester to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long to see how much of a mess you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had one due in the middle of October. I still have no idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of us anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who always come to class with everything on the svllabus completed the second day of class. These people are most likely very similar to the ones your mother has warned you about. I don't think it's been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of i t somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of th e semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. Most of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure of watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. Always a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall (if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can all be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gifts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. Those people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front of the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. Then they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off. Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the New Year's season. Everyone makes these great resolutions that they think they'll be able to keep up with. Last year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sneaking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing this for as long as I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been pretty practical. For instance, one guy said he was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to start stopping at stop signs. That's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he's still alive. The funniest one came from a girl, sitting timidly at a table in the cafeteria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily ruffage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to see if t here was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" ... I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this semester does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. Next semester can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and despair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have fun doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fun. I guess I'll just have to settle for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I hope your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too disappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this, all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, except that it has been great fun. See you next year. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAYOpen letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerning the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depictive of a budget that was increasing by nearly 200 percent. By presenting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little or no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do this. First he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this power but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losing power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However, as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has more than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUFAC — which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible for the Counter Budget Proposal (CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name on the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my presence in the office has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand) from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus (my opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page Six Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Sharron Aken, Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Patricia B,u?"ker " Phillips, Carol Burns, Kovalic Rick Lii'ohi'C5a£w *^ailas' Carol Kortendick, John Tunkiekz bb Luehr' Uura Petersen, Jennie u w' p ' r t e ws " " " M e lv All correspondence should be addrS ,° £V ?°r,ion of RANGER. 5KXT; £ EN0°,• £%*£'»'• ""*"*• Un"">rsl" « 4 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Editorial A holiday wish As the turbulent year of 1982 draw to a close, now is the time to pause and take stock or the defeats, and victories, of the past year. AJso it is a time to look ahead to 1983, a year that promises to be every bit as challenging as thi one . The holiday are a prime opportunity to pau and reflect upon the past, and resolve to do better in the future. Doubt! most people can claim one or two acquaintances, if not themselves, who have fallen victim to unemployment. At a time when most economic indicators are howing gain , new figur showing ven high unemployment have been relea ed only la t week. Economic prosperity i taking a longer time to trickle down than anticipated, and many people will have a I than Merry Christma this year. On the plus sid , though, politicians have taken the first tentative step in curbing th unemployment problem with a highway repair bill that is being pu hed in Congr , over lhe pr id nt' head. The five perc nt gasoline tax attached to it ha received little, if any, critici m from the public. Wa hington ha , almost by accident it eem , stumbled onto a program the public anted all along . Th program i a long overdue first ·tep, but it is a hr ·t tep non thel . This i only one example out of many wher all the old adages of learning fr m ne' mi -tak · apply. Thi i what we need to remember as we move into a new year that promi to be just a challenging as t on now drawin to a close . The I ons learned from th experien of '82 will help to pr re us for the challeng of '83 . The holiday er d of "P cc on Earth , goodwill toward men ," hould mean to us a time of r fleclion, to sort out lh diHicultie , and to ee th other' point of vi . nly in lhi way can we make intelligent, r ali tic and ffcctive r lution for th y ar to come . Editor's notes These last days are filled b PatH~n lak ditor Th e last day or the m ter are never asy . Il m like everything has to get done in a week. It' difficult to remember when all of these a ignments we find our Ives running to finish were given. Some by mid - sem ter. Some have probably been hanging over our heads since the beginning. Who knowsn ? The only thing that seems to matter at this point, is that the assignments have caught up, and they're due witrun a mattet" of days. The library fills up at this time of the year. I was walking through the other day, and there was a waiting list of one hour before you could get a table for two. I noticed that even the little studying carols were all filled up oo the third Door. If you plan on spending time in the library, your best bet would be to make a reservation. Procrastinators all over the school are tarting to feel the pressure of the big semester wind - down. Last week I saw three people get up from tabl In the coffee shop area and explain to the people they were with that they could no looger just sit and socialize, after one more cup of coUee, they would be on their way to tasks of homework. These procrastinators come in all izes and shapes. Even ome prof sors are guilty of thi oogolng dilemma. At the beginning rJ the em ter, one or my prof told me that we'd be viewing a movie during the next clas period. At the cla s period heduled to see the movie, the instructor explained that he rudn't have time t-0 ick the film up, and so we'd see it in the next class period. The funny thing is, in v ry cl period, he' said we'd this movie. We never h ve. I don't remember any film, and neither do any of the other tudent . What's always interesting to experience with a professor is getting some paper in on time, only to have it take this instructor the t of the em ter to get it back. Most of the time professors are pretty good with tests, it doesn't take long lo see how much of a m you've made. All these term papers are great fun though. I believe I had ooe due In the middle of October. I still have no Idea what I got on this paper. The professor hasn't told any of 1.u1 anything. I suppose there's a bit of procrastination to be found in each and every one of us. Of course, there are those people who alway come to clas with ver; hing on th sylla u compl ted the ond day ·or cla s. The e people are mo.st likely very imilar to the one your mother ha warned you about. I don't think it' been determined if they don't wear underwear because they think they're allergic to elastic. I'm sure there are traces of it somewhere in their families. One nice thing about all of this end of the semester rushing about is that it does indeed mark the end of the semester. M<l'!t of us are probably greatly thankful for that. It also marks Christmas, and for those of us who celebrate Christmas, we have the pleasure o[ watching our still nervous from Thanksgiving brother attempt to keep his room clean. It's actually not too bad. Well, it depends on what your standards are. Christmas is a great time of the year. AJways a fun party or two to go to, perhaps a bout in adventure of caroling, or maybe just watching the snow fall ( if it ever quits raining) is exciting enough. Christmas is the time of year we can au be kind of kid - like, and not get criticized for it. It's fun to remember what it's like to be a kid. It's always interesting to watch the people on your Christmas list open their gilts in anticipation of what you've gotten them. 'Ibose people who save paper. Don't you just hate that??? They sit calmly in front or the tree, and gently tear off one piece of tape at a time. 'Mien they don't even hurry to get the paper off the package once they've peeled every single piece of tape off. They have to fold the paper off Luckily, I can't remember anyone in my family being like that. Then comes the ew Year's son. Everyon mak these great resolutio that they think they'll be able to keep up with. La t year, during second semester, I resolved that I'd stop all of my practical joking. Stop sn aking up behind people and scaring the living daylights out of them. I couldn't stop. I've been doing thi for as long a I care to remember. It would be like not eating for a long time. Some of the resolutions I've heard so far has been J)l'etty practical. For instance, cne guy said be was "going to stop being mean to this ugly girl he was going out with." What a resolution. Sounds like a great guy to have a relationship with. Another guy proclaimed boldly that he was going to tart stopping at stop signs. 'Ibat's encouraging news. Sounds like a guy who should be lucky he' still alive. The funniest on came from a girl, sitting lmidly a tab e In the car eria. All by herself; I sat down at the table right next to her. She was talking to herself, and I thought she was talking to me. You have to really picture this. Here I am, just got my daily rulfage fix, sat down with a cup of tea, and this person sitting there, next to me, started talking. Now, she wasn't just mumbling to herself, she was clearly having a conversation. She asked if it was time to eat. I said, "Yes." Then realizing that this person was not talking to me, I slid down below the table, struggling to if there was another set of legs at her table. There wasn't. At this point, I was a bit alarmed. I thought I was going crazy. I then heard the conversation at this table pick up a bit, and realized that I wasn't crazy. Big relief. That still left this person talking to someone. I sat back down in my chair, and began to slowly pull a magazine out of my folder. She was writing something; this person at the next table was writing something . . . That explains it. I talk to myself all the time when I'm writing. Another relief. Lots of people talk to themselves when they are really thinking about something diligently. This person was writing a Christmas list. It was a long list. I was finishing my cup of tea, and getting up to leave, when I heard her declare that for her New Year's Resolution this year, she was "going to stop talking to herself" .. . I'm sure she'll make a lot of people very happy. And, if the end of this sem ter does offer one thing, it is a chance to finish, and come back in 1983 to a somewhat fresh start. ext m ter can be the one when you have all your work done on time, and never skip a class, and are nice to that friend you've been neglecting with tales of woe and d pair. Who knows, it may be fun. Whatever the next semester brings for you, I certainly hope you have run doing it. As for Christmas, and the break? Well, Europe would have great fwi. I guess I'll just have to setUe for some of mom's good homemade chicken soup, and spending some time with the family and friends. I tx,pe your Christmas will be everything you've been secretly thinking about, and that your anticipations will all turn out like you hope they will. If they don't, don't be too rusappointed. It won't be too long, and we'll be going through this. all over again. For this year, that's all I have to say, cept that it has n great fun. you next y r. Open letter to all Parkside students Open Letter To Parkside Students: Due to personal reasons, please accept this letter as my resignation from the Parkside Student Government Assoc. Inc., Senate, all Senate Committees, Faculty Committees and Administrative Committees. Upon my resignation, I would like to reflect back on the events within P.S.G.A. over the past few weeks. As I'm sure you are well aware, the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch (namely the President) has been quite unstable. This relationship is a direct result of the action the Senate was forced to take concerni~ the Proposed Budget received from the Executive Branch for the 1983-84 fiscal year. I'm sure that you will agree to the fact that the manner in which the budget was presented was quite unprofessional and certainly not depletive of a budget that was increasing by rearly 200 percent. By pr enting the budget in this fashion and by attempting to railroad it through the Senate, Jim Kreuser attempted to increase the Presidential power by allowing Senate little er no input. It is every presidents duty to insure the Presidential powers and to try to increase these powers as much as possible. There are three things that can happen if a president tries to do thi . Fir t he can do it, get away with it, and increase the Presidents power. Second, the President can try to increase this pow but get caught and suffer no repercussions as a result. Finally, the president can try to increase the power, get caught, and as a result, lose power. I believe Jim feels he suffered the third possibility (i.e. losil~ power). I am not sure whether or not this is the case, but could be the reason for Jim's latest phase whenever confronted with a problem, "The power's in the Senate" (which I feel is a cop out and a lack of responsibility). However , as it turned out, a number of Senators got together and prepared their own budget, (which I feel is 100 percent more professional than the Executive Branch's, and has moce than a snowball's chance in hell of getting through SUF AC - which was not the case for Jim's budget). For some odd reason Jim assumed I was totally responsible ·or the Counter Budget Proposal {CBP). As much as I'd like to take credit for the CBP I cannot take total credit since every person's name oo the CBP had input and a helping hand in developing it. Since the passage of the CBP, Jim's paranoia of my iresence in the rlfice has increased logrithmically. It seems that Jim feels I want to take something away from him. This is not the case. I had hoped that Jim would realize that upon announcing my candidacy for United Council President I would no longer have the time to work on P.S.G.A. activities. The ONLY thing I want (or more specifically, demand> from Jim, is effective and responsible leadership for the students of this campus Cmy opinion on that I shall keep to Continued On Page ix ~ Pat Henslak Bob Kiesllng Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen 'R!,ngar Editor~ News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Shar~~n Aken,. Jeanne Buenker ~ Phillips, Carol ·eurns-, Patr•~•• C':'mb1e, Michael Kallas, Carol Kortendick, John Kova~ic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen Jennie Tunk1eicz. ' RANGER Is writttn and edited b ti.Iden responslbl@ 1or Its edilOl"lal POI I Y I ts Of UW • Parkside and they are soltlY Publilhed eve,- Th cy and a>ot.,t. RANG ER IS Pl'fut«t~t~: t'::-1::::' :J::;..,CIKJem le year except during breaks and hOlld•VS· Written P9rmlnlon Js required for 1 •live Publllhlng Co .• Keno!lha, WISCO'ISln. All corres repr nt DI any portion of RANGER p rkSld ~:~• =•! be eddr•sstd to : P1rkslde Rang..-, Unlv011nlty of Wlsconsfn l.1ttte,-s t~ the Edlior • enostia, W1$CDnsJn, 53141, paper with one lt'Kh : 11 b4I acc~ted 11 typewritten, daublesl)tetd on st1111dtrd 1111 clUdld for vffllicatlon. rglns . All letters must be slgnlKI and• telephone number In Nam" WIii be Wi!Meld lor valld rHIDn Oeadllne 101" letters Is Mend •· rfterv" llfl t!dllorlal privll ay 811 J p.m. for Pllbllcetk>n on Thursday. Tt,e RANGER -. ~nm tory a,n,.,t "II" " refu lnQ to print 11111..-1 wt,lct, contain lalse or - . ~ RANGER 3SSSS Thursday, December 9,1982 Don't roll, Stop! by Vincent Gigliotti It appears that this is the time of the year when everyone is in a hurry to get somewhere. So much in a hurry that many people are neglecting to stop for stop signs. For those that haven't noticed, there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. The Campus Police Department has issued more citations for stop sign violations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone should be an incentive to stop completely at each stop sign. Failing to stop at stop signs is a very bad habit to get into. It may not seem that bad if there is no one around, but eventually you don't stop for any sign and your failure to stop may be the cause of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as you are cautious. A rol ling stop is still an illegal stop. State Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complete stop at a stop sign before proceeding into the intersection. The best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop signs. If you stop you save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop signs you may prevent a serious injury to yourself or someone else. Stop signs are there for a reason, when you see one, make a complete stop. Another problem that has developed is the stealing and vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that street and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offense to steal, vandalize or have in your possession any highway signs, guide, boards, mile posts, signals or markers erected for the warning, instruction or information of the public. A person found with a sign in their possession will face the same penalties as that of removing or defacing a sign. Penalties for sign vandalism or theft is a $25 fine or 30 da ys imprisonment or both for the first violation. Penalties get higher for Timesheets due early over break The Payroll Office has requested that all student employees submit timesheets early on two dates during the Christmas break. The timesheets will be due on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. Student checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Students wishing to have their checks mailed to them should send a note to the Payroll Office requesting this and attach a stamped, self - addressed envelope. s p I N E L A N R E E F S p 0 N Y jr N 0 R A A L L A H A N C E > P R A T I L L B E S C U T T L E B U T T A R S M A R S H A R 0 T L I T E N T R A P C 0 C A B I C A M E R A L P A G A N E L A T E A V I 0 L A N D A T, T 0 N V E S T M E N T S M A A M • M E N T H E 0 T C T A R E L A P S E T E L i! S T R I 0 N I C S H A Y E R A R E S Ki G N A T F. S S I E L U N T L 0 P E LR E 11 La W S E T -S V o N E S subsequent violations. If th e act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a sign or two, don't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of s omeone's life just so you can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your possession, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against you. The cost of re placing signs affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Parkside sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! People on Campus by Bruce R. Preston Every year the leaves change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different shapes, sizes and hues, yet the process remains a constant. It's something you can count on, even rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, sizes and personalities, we are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt is one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 s he'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the first time. The beauty and grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest.) I talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goals and (of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - off classes," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important . . . they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sib ling rivalry but also as the road to the realization of h er goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie starts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. "I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just one youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie told me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romances, anguishing over each as if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she started. "I lead when we dance and I make sure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guys anymore. So what if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, but some day some guy is gonna sweep me off my feet and carry me to cloud nine." Katie has a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles of space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." THE ARMY ROTC 2-YEAR 1 PROGRAM. UP TO $1000 A YEAR 1 PUIS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year program before you start your last two. Your training will start the summer after your sophomore year at a six-week Army ROTC Basic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn over $400 for attending Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of college. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today's Army—which includes the Army Reserve and Army , , National Guard—while you're 1 earning a college degree. ARMY ROIC. BEALLYOUCANBE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUETTE UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 224-71 95/7229 RA GER Thursday, Don't roll, Stop! People on Campus by Vine nt Gigliotti lt appears that thi is the time of th year when everyone is in a ~urry to get omewhere. So much m a hurry that many people are glecting lo top ( r top ·gns. or those that haven't noticed there are stop signs at every exit from all the parking lots. T~ Campus Police Department ~s 1ss~ed more citations for stop 1gn vtolations in the last few weeks than ever before. The fine for failing to stop for a stop sign is $43.60 and three points assessed. This alone hould be an incentive to stop completely at ch stop sign. Falling to stop at top signs is a v ry bad habit to get into. It may not m that bad if there is no one around, but ventually you doo't stop for any sign and your failure to top may be the cau e of an accident. Many people believe that a rolling stop is OK, as long as yoo ar cautiou . A rolling top is still an illegal stop. tate Statutes state that a vehicle will come to a complet stop at a stop ign before proceeding into the intersection. Tile best way to avoid getting a citation is to stop for all stop igns. TI you top ou save money by not having to pay a fine, but more important, by stopping for all stop igns you may ?' vent a rious injury to your lf or someone else. Slop sigm are th re for a reason, when you s ooe, make a complete top. Another problem that has developed is the stealing end vandalism of signs. It appears that many people believe that treet and highway signs make good decorations in their homes. Recent legislation has made it a criminal offe · to steal, vandalize or have in your possession ny highway ig , guid boards, mile ts, ignals or markers er ct d for the warning, in ·truction or information <i the public. A person found with a ign in their pos ion will face the ame pcnaltie as that of removing or d facing a ign. P nalti for I n vandali m or th ft i a 25 fm oc 30 day impriSOllm nt or both for the first violation. Penalti get hi h for Timesheets due ea rly over break Th Payroll Office ha requ ted that all tud nt employees ubmit timesheets early on two dat during the Chri tmas break. The tim eet will be du on Friday, Dec. 17 and Thursday, Dec. 30. tudent checks payable on Friday, Dec. 31, will not be available until Monday, Jan. 3, 1983. Student w· hing to have their ch ks malled to them should nd a note to the Payroll Office requ ting this and attach a tamped, self • addressed env lope. subsequent violations. If the act of vandalism causes a death, the penalty is up to a $10,000 fine and. up to two years in jail. If you were thinking of decorating your walls with a ign or two, dm 't, it could cost you more than you're prepared to spend. Is it really worth the price of someone's life just so yoo can have a stop sign on your wall? If you have a sign in your ~ion, don't destroy it. Bring the sign to the Campus Security office. If you voluntarily bring a sign in between now and January 31, 1983, no charges will be made against yoo. The cost of replacing igns affects every taxpayer. If you have a sign, whether it is a Par ide sign or a highway sign, turn it in to the Campus Police Department now. It's better to turn it in now than to be caught with it later. If you notice a sign missing anywhere, contact the nearest law enforcement agency as soon as possible. Signs save lives! by Bruce R. Pr ston Every year the leav change colors, dry out and fall. They may take on different hapes, sizes and hues, yet the proc remains a constant. It's something you can count on, ev n rely on. Although they refuse to admit it, people are very much like that. Although they take on different shapes, izes and personaliti , w are able to get an idea of who they are mainly because we've seen it before. Katie Baumgardt ls one of those "leaves." At 18 (almost 19 she'll tell you) she is the prototypical freshman. Fresh out of the security of high school cliques and puppy love Katie finds herself thrust into the fast paced melting pot that is this university. Talking to Katie, I was reminded of a fawn trying to stand for the flI'St time. The beauty and. grace are there in the form of extreme potential, yet they have to be brought out. This analogy may be carried further to illustrate Katie's coming to PU (much as the fawn enters the dark, intimidating forest. l l talked with Katie about many things, but the three dominant items of discussion were grades, goa and <of course) guys. "I know I can do good, but I have a tendency to blow - <if classe ," she said. "You've gotta have a social life, but the grades are more important ... they're what really counts." Katie depends on grades, not only as a founding point of her case of sibling rivalry but also as the road to the realization ex her goal. "I want to be a counselor," Katie tarts, then adds defiantly, "That's a goal not a dream." Her desire stems from what she calls her own mixed - up youth. ''I know I can't go back and change what's happened but if I can reach just ooe youth that'll be just as good as going back." Katie to1d me that one of her hobbies is boys and then relived past romance , anguishing over each a if the world had ended with each romance. "I'm totally independant with guys," she tarted. "I lead when we dance and I make ure everyone knows he's with me." Later she added, "I don't need guy anymore. So wflat if a guy doesn't ask me to dance. I'll get by ." "I can see now that I'm too young to get married, hut some day some guy is gonna sweep me cxf my feet and carry me to clood nine." Katie ha a dream of living some day in a ranch house with loads of animals and miles <i space. "If I can't find a guy to share my dream with me I'll live it alone. I thought the last guy I met was the right one. We shared the same dream. But he never called." 2-YEAR THEARMY PROGRAM. UP TO 00 A YEAR PWS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year pro-gram b fore you start your la tw . Your training will tart the summer after your sophomor year at a ix-week Army ROTC Ba ic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn ov r $400 f; r att nd, ing Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your la t two years of co~ege. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today' Army-which includes the Army Reserve and Army NationalGuard-whiley u're earning a college degree. ARMYROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUE'M'E UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 2.24-7195/7229 6 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips What is tenure? Why are some faculty members given tenure and some not? Why do faculty members have to do research? What is the difference between an assistant, an associate, and a full professor? These are some of the questions that Parkside students ask about how a university operates. They become especially important on those occasions when some Swiss Me! Hopfenperle c. ex Hopfenpcrh;! \ '* fV i Srvr-W •• n P * faculty members are denied tenure or reappointment, and some students feel that there has been a miscarriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on these controversies, students really need to be aware of what responsibilities college faculty have and of what the criteria and the procedures by which faculty are judged for merit, reappointment, tenure, and promotion. In other words, what is the criteria of the "academic game" which faculty have to play while students are frantically trying to pass exams, write papers, earn good grades, and acquire enough credits for graduation? Understanding these matters might help promote greater mutual understanding between students and faculty and give students better criteria for judging faculty performance. For openers, just exactly what is the faculty and what are the various academic ranks? In many universities the lowest faculty rank is instructor, typically a person just out of g raduate school and perhaps working on a Ph.D. or other degree. Instructors generally have one - year contracts and either move up to assistant professor in a hurry or depart the scene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank is assistant professor, one usually occupied by someone with a new Ph.D. and relatively little experience. Assistant professors are on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a six year period on the basis of their performance in the areas of t eaching, scholarly activity, and university and community service. Assistant professors generally renew three year contracts and are reviewed for reappointment in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES • *| — $250 per month — $26 0 pe r month with bus pass to Parkside Runt Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALLMON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 the second year. If judged worthy, they are generally offered a second three year contract. If judged unworthy, they are allowed to fulfill the remainder of their three year contract. If there are questions or reservations, contracts of shorter duration may be awarded. In the middle of the sixth year, all assistant professors must be evaluated in an "up and out" procedure. If they pass inspection, they are promoted to the rank of associate professor with tenure. If denied tenure, the faculty member is allowed a "terminal" seventh year before he / she must leave the university. Associate professors serve on the executive committee which is the governing body of each division. To advance to the highest rank, that of full professor, they must distinguish themselves in the three performance areas beyond what they accomplished to merit tenure. It is strictly a case of "what have you done lately?" since full professors are supposed to be scholars who serve as role models for the rest of the faculty. Theoretically each rank has additional privileges, balanced by extra responsibilities. There are many instructors at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in faculty matters and cannot sit, as faculty representatives, on committees. Lecturers are legally academic staff, like librarians and counselors, and generally have a series of one year contracts. Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach specific courses and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of tenure, at the three criteria for evaluation - teaching, at scholarly activities, at the procedure for merit review, at reappointment and tenure decisions, at the duties and privileges of faculty, and at the procedure for appealing faculty decision. Author's Note: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for these articles will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full professor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. Working in PSGA can be rewarding by Jennie Tunkieicz Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is an organization of students working for students to enforce rights and outline responsibilities. "Basically, PSGA is the voice of the students," said Jeanne Phillips, acting Senate President Pro Tempore. The organization consists of four standing committees: SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee), SOC (Student Organization Council), Legislative Affairs, Student Services and the Women's Affairs Sub - Committee. Jim Kreuser is president and Chuck Betz is vice - president of the organization. Betz said he feels PSGA is an important organization because "we have the potential to affect things that concern the students." There are 18 Senator positions although currently only 12 positions are filled. Formal senate meetings are held once a week during the school year and once a month during summer break. "I think the reason there aren't more people involved in PSGA is that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the senate too," said Phillips. Phillips became interested in PSGA this summer. "I have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," she added. Phillips feels PSGA does an above average job of serving the students needs. "Our main problem is that not many students come in and ask us for help, therefore, we must do what we think is important," she said. Pat Ramsdell is one of the newer faces around the PSGA office. The senator won his position in the fall election. Ramsdell feells that the poor financial state of PSGA may have an effect on the productivity of th e organization, but this situation will not be permanently crippling. "The new office is set up in a business like manner and this will be a lot of help," he said. "I know being broke won't ruin PSGA, it has taught us a valuable lesson." Ramsdell commented that he would like to see more interest in PSGA from the students. "Many students don't know what is going on and they don't know who their senators are. I feel we need more communication between the students and student government," said Ramsdell. PSGA has many activities in the works on campus and many accomplishments this year. The book exchange, one of their main projects, is being expanded. Next fall the book exchange will be offering records, artwork and other items that will be available for students to purchase. The Student Services Committee is currently trying to put a telephone in the Communication Arts parking lot. PSGA also hopes to have a legal service available to students on campus. A monthly newsletter, the Dialogue, began in October to inform the students about what is going on in their student government. PSGA will also hold an open house in the beginning of next semester to celebrate their move from D139F to D139A. Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Page Four myself). Along with Jim's seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts directed towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him things that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish acts, I decided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would seek employment in a Child Care Center. I would like to share with each of y ou a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activist. I feel this paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while representing the students of this campus. Continued On Page 11 S GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. SHARETHE COST OF LIVING. THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED AS A PUBLIC SERVICE. 6 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Academic Games Tenure is a tough decision Working in PSGA can be rewarding Swiss Me! Hopfenperle faculty member are denied tenure or reappointment, and some tudent f 1 that ther ha n a mi carriage of justice. To make an intelligent and informal judgement on the controver i ·, student r lly need to awar or what r po ibilili coll e faculty ha e and of what the criteria and the procedur by which £acult are judged for merit, reappointm nt, tenure, and promotion. In other word , what is the criteria of the "academic gam • which f ulty hav to play whil tudent: are frantically trying to pa exam . write paper arn good rad , and acquir enough credit · for graduaticn? Und r landing th matter might help promote greater mutu I under tanding betw n tudent and faculty and gh·e tud nt belt r criteria for judging faculty performance. For open r , ju t e actly wh t 1 lh f ulty and what ar the v rioU5 ac d mic rank 7 In many univ r iti th low t faculty rank i I tructor, typically a per n j tout of gradual chool and rhap working on a h.D. or other degre . In tructors g n r Uy have one • year con• tract and ither move up lo a. i tant prof sor in a hurry or depart the cene. At Parkside the typical entry - level rank i a i tant prof r, one u ually occupied by someon with a new Ph.D. and relatively little ex• rienc . A i tant prof sors ar on probation, and they have to earn promotion within a ix year period oo the ba is of th ir performance in the areas of teaching, holarly activity, and university and community ervice. istant prof ors generally renew thr year contract and are reviewed for reappointm nt in the middle of Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durand AwenH Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus. **SPECIAL SIUDENI RAIES* * - $250 per month - $260 per month with bus pass to Parkside - HEAT - APPLIANCES - CABLE T.V. - UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION ORAN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT. 9-6, SUN. 12·6 554-9092 the · ond year. If judged worthy. they ar g ncrall offered a · ond thr year contract. If judged unworthy, th y re allowed to fulfill the r mainder of their thr vear c ntract. If there are qu tio or r . rvations, contract. or horter duration may be award d. In the middle of th ixlh y ar, all a i tant p ofessor m t be ev luated in an "up and out" proc dur . If th y pa s in• pection, th y are promo ed to th rank of ciat prof r ·ith tenur . If d ni I nure, the faculty member i allowed a "terminal" s venlh y r before he/sh must I v th uni· r ity. oc1ate professor ve on the executiv commilt which i the gov rning body of each divi ion. To advance to th highe l rank, that of Cull prof · or, th y must distingui h th m Ive in th three performance areas beyond what th y ac ompli:h d to m rit tenur . It i. trictly a ca e of "wh t ha e you d n lately"?" in e full prof . ors are uppo ed to be holars who serve a rot model for the r t of the faculty. Theoretically each rank ha additional privileges, balanced by xtra re ponsibiliti . Ther ar many instructor at Parkside who are not legally part of the faculty. They have no vote in (acuity matter and cannot it, as faculty repr entative , on committ Lecturer are legally academic taft, like librarians and counlors, and g nerally have a i of one year contract . Ad hoc faculty are generally part - time instructors hired to teach pecific cour es and have no other responsibilities or privileges. In future articles, we will take a look at the meaning of t nure at the three crit ria for evaluation • teaching, at scholarly activities, · at the procedure form it review, at r appointment and tenure deci ions, at the duties and privilege o( faculty, and at th procedure Cor appealing faculty deci ion. Author' ote: This is the first article in a series entitled the "Academic Game, and How to Play It." The information for the e articl will be compiled from Dr. John D. Buenker, a full prof ·sor at Parkside, and from the Faculty Policies and Procedures Handbook. b · Jen me Tunkl icz Parksid tudent Gov rnment A ociation !P GA) i · an organization or tudents workin for student t nforce right and outline r ponsibilit1 . "Ba ically, P GA i the voice of the . tudent , " a id J anne Phillips, acting at Pr ·ident Pro T mpor . The organization con i t · of four landing committee : UFA <Segregated Univer ily Fe Allocation Committee>, O (Student Organization ouncil), Legislativ Affairs, tud nt Servic and the Worn n's Affairs ub • Committee. Jim Kreu er is pr ident and buck B tz i vie - pr ident of the organization. Betz aid h f el P GA i an important r anization b u e "we have the potential to affect thing that concern t tudent ." There are 18 nator positio although currently only 12 po"itio ar filled. Formal nat meeting are held once a week durin th hool y ar and once a m nth during umm break. "I think the rea on there aren't more people involved in P GA i that it can be frustrating when you have homework and are on the nate too," aid Phillips Philli became interested in P GA this urnm . "1 have always been interested in politicis and I wanted to find out what student government did," he added. hillips feels PSG does an abov average job of servmg the tudcnts needs. "Our main probl m is that not many tudents come in and a k us for help, Open letter to all Parkside students Continued From Pag Four myself). Along with Jim' seemingly increased paranoia, there have also been what I feel are childish acts direc-ted towards me which range from telling other Senators that I've told him thing that I never did, to derogatory statements about my personal appearance. After evaluating those childish act , I d cided that if I wanted to work with a child, I would eek employment in a hild re Center. I would like to share with each of you a paragraph taken from a book by Dahl, a political activi t. I feel thi paragraph is important for any elected official, and I try to live by it while repr enting the students of thi campu . Continued On Page 11 GIVE TO THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY. ETHE C OFLI TH S""CC CONTR'BUT(D AS A PUBLI RVIC Society for Creative Anachronism recreates the olde days by JJoohhnn KKnovvaa lliicr oKacam m n i. » The Society for Creative Anachronism is an international organization with a membership of over 5,000 who recreate the Middle Ages, not exactly as they were, but as they should have been. One of its newest recognized groups is the Canton of Keswick Ridding, in the lands of the Barony of Caer Anterth. In other words, Parkside students and staff have recently formed a branch of the Society. Keswick (pronounced Kesik) Ridding is simply the area around Racine and Kenosha. The purpose of SC A, basically, is to have fun while learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval personae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test their skill at arms in mock tournaments, and so on. The Barony of Caer Anterth (Milwaukee) is located in the Middle Kingdom, one of nine dividing North America, and it covers almost three and a half million square miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a.k.a. Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to visit this campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a success, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society is its events. These take the form of tourneys, revels and feasts, and are attended by members in full attire, as their personae dictates, and behaving in a courtly manner. Entertainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precautions), to courtly dance and madrigals. The arts, too, are not forgotten, nor are the sciences. Many "guilds" have sprung up in the society and members practice their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to others. These may include calligraphy, jewelry making, armoring, drama and music, and the list goes on and on. A Society leaflet concludes: "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and see little courtesy and less creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a small world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If t hese things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oakshield of the Cinque Ports (moi) at the Ranger office. A who le new world awaits you. Some personal experiences •••• by Pat Hensiak Editor Sexual Harassment is a subject that few people talk about with ease. People who find themselves in a position to discuss forms of harassment do so with caution. At Parkside, there are very few official cases of sexual harassment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported subtle harassment cases that have taken place on this campus. The names of the people have all been changed. Angela, she's 21. She started at Parkside last year. Her reason for coming to this school was financial. She attended Madison, and could no longer afford living away from home. She speaks of her relationship with a professor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campus. I was looking for a table in the coffee shop area, and he offered to let me sit at his table. I must have had every book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and discussed my major, what he teaches, and that kind of thing. Well, things were just pleasant until I had him as an instructor a semester later. Suddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and sitting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner. Up until I had him as an instructor, we were, to put it simply, just friends." Angela paused for a few minutes. She looked at the corner of the room, and she looked back at her hands. "There were a couple of t imes when he'd put his hand on my shoulder, and before I had him in class, that never happened. I thought that was strange. I also thought I was overreacting. Then one day he made a rather rude remark about a blouse I was wearing. Actually, the blouse was flannel. His comment had something to do with this shirt not doing me justice. I was pretty sideswiped when he said that. I was very ill - at - ease. I always felt as if he was going to try something. I had a problem sitting in the classroom before class started. He was always there early, and I didn't want to help things along. "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he started to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three times he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about just letting it go, but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection, I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did." Angela has many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, I probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of this, and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if I hadn't picked up on the signals, if I hadn't thought anything of i t. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison." Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You need the work, and you need the money, so you put up with the talk, the comments, the language. The questions are never - ending. They ask all the time what makes you different, what makes you better?? I never claimed to be better, I don't practice mixing my work with my social life." Before Barb sought help, she too felt somewhat guilty about the treatment she was receiving. "I thought at first that the way I was received was not intentional, but the names, the actions, the gestures, the jokes. They never stopped. I really think that if it had not been intentional, they would have stopped. It never has. Now I've gotten help through other sources. The people I worry about are the ones who never seek the help. They just go on existing, putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with this, who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs." Maybe that's the tragedy of sexual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. If as a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 1 o% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist JEWELERS Ktnoiha'a Diamond Cantor S617 - 6th Avenue Pton* 858-2525 Kanosto. 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In oth r word , Park ide lud t and taff have recently formed a branch of the Society. K ·wick (pronounced K ik) Ridding i imply the area around Racine and Keno ha. The purpo e of SCA, basically, is Lo have fun whil learning about the past. Members, who choose a medieval per onae, make and wear authentic garments, cook and eat authentic foods, test th ir skill at arm in mock tournaments, and o on. Th Ba rony of Caer Anterth <Milwaukee) i located in the liddle Kingdom, one of nine dividing orth America , and it cov r almo three and a half million . quare miles in the United States and Canada. The royalty is Harassment: chosen in a crown tournament held during May and October. Lady Ursula von Liste, a .k.a . Linda Listing, a student here, was probably the prime mover in forming the Parkside group, and got members of Caer Anterth to vi it thi campus a month and a half ago to put on a display of medieval combat, arts and crafts, and to recruit members here. The show was a uccess, and Parkside now has about 20 SCA medievalists. Members create medieval identities of themselves, chosing from any race or time period on Earth between 650 to 1650 A. D. One of the main attractions of the Society i its events . The e take the form of tourneys, revels and fea t , and are attended by member in full attire, as their personae dictat , and behaving in a courtly manner . Ent rtainments range from Viking belly - bumps to chivalric combat (with, of course, certain safety precaution >, to courtly dance and madrigals. The art , too , are not forgotten , nor are the sciences Many "guilds" have prung up in the society and member practic their particular talents regularly as well as teaching them to other . These may include calligraphy , jewelry making, armoring , drama and music, and the list goes on and on . A Society leaflet conclud : "For all who join the SCA, modern institutions lack something, and ee little courtesy and les creativity in mass production 20th century surroundings. So we have created a mall world where honor is practiced and rewarded, a place where a singer may be honored by a drink from the King's own cup. If these things appeal to the romantic in you, if you wish to learn many skills no longer commonly taught, then join us! We will welcome you." If you wish to join, or learn more about the SCA at Parkside, then watch the Club Events column here, or get in touch with Allen Oak hield of the Cinque Ports <moi) at the Ranger office. A whole new world awaits you. Some personal experiences by Pat Hen iak Editor Sexual Har ment i a subject that few people talk about with e. People who find themselve in a po. ition to discuss forms of hara. m nt do so with caution. At Park id , there are v ry few official cases of sexual haras ment, but it is a problem both men and women face and deal with daily. What follows are two of the unreported ubtle hara sment cases that have taken place on this campus. The nam of the people have all been changed. Angela, he' 21. She tarted at Park ide last year. Her reason for coming to thi school was financial. She attended Madison, and could ro longer afford living away from home. She peaks of her relationship with a prof sor. "I met 'Doctor XX' my third day on campu . I was looking for a table in the cofCee shop area, and he off red to let me it at hi table. I must have h d ev ry book I had ever bought with me that day. Of course I accepted. We sat and di u sed my major, what he teache , and that kind of thing . Well, thing were just pleasant until I had him a an instructor a m ter lat r. uddenly I felt very uncomfortable about knowing him, and itting and talking with him. I felt as if he had me in a corner . Up until I had him a an instructor, we were, to put it imply, just friends ." "I guess the straw that broke the camels back was when he tarted to ask me a lot of questions about my personal life. Two or three tim he telephoned me. He asked if I was married, dating, involved, engaged, what I liked in a man, things like that. From that point on, I knew if I didn't do something about this, I was going to be in big trouble. I thought seriously about jw.t letting it go , but I wasn't sure how far he would take it. That made me consider dropping, but I thought for my own protection , I'd better let someone know. I'm glad I did. " Angela ha many reasons for being glad she let someone into what she calls her dark secret. "If I hadn't gone to an outside source, l probably would have gone crazy with the whole mess. I felt really guilty about the day I sat down at that table. Now I don't. I walked into something, but I didn't know I was. The hard part is accepting that in ways I've been a victim of thi , and that that fact has changed my life. I often wonder what I'd be like today if l hadn't picked up on the signal , if I hadn't thought anything of it. I'd probably be a little less cautious, a little less reluctant. I don't feel as badly as I did, and next semester it's back to Madison.'' Barb is an employee here at Parkside. She's worked here for three years. She's felt harassed since the second or third day on the job. "It's an unpleasant situation to find yourself in. You Angela pau ed for a few need the work, and you need the minut . She looked at the corner money, so you put up with the talk, of the room, and he looked back the comment , the language. The at her hands. "There were a questions are never - ending. They couple of tim when he'd put his ask all the time what makes you hand on my shoulder, and before I different, what makes you bethad him in class, that never ter?? I never claimed to be better, happened. I thought that was I don't practice mixing my work trange. I also thought I was with my social life." overreacting. Then ne day h Before Barb sought help, he too made a rather rude remark about felt somewhat guilty about the a blouse I was wearing. Actually, treatment she was receiving. "I the blouse wa flannel. His thought at first that the way I was comment had m bing to do received wa not intentional, but with thi shirt not doing me the names, the actions, the justice. I wa pretty i wiped g tures, the jok . They never when he said that. I was very ill • stopped. I really think that if it had at - ea e. I always felt as if he was not been intentional, they would going to try something. I had a have stopped. It never has. Now problem itting in the clas room I've gotten help through other before class tarted. He was sources. The people I worry about always there early, and I didn't are the ones_ who never s~k .the want to help things along. help. They JW.t go on ex1stmg, .............. ···•·•·••·· ········ ···•· .... :.:. ···•· .............. •,•,•. ··•·· ...... : .... : : .. : : .... : : :·;:::::: .. :::::: ·······•:•········•··· ·-·.·. ···•·····•······ Patronize Ranger Advertisers .. •. ······ ·. ·. •.•,• .•. ····•· •, .. · ... · .. • ......... ·. •,• .· ..... ······· .. ::· :: . ·:: :: : : : : : : ·::. ·:: .. : .. ::: ... : : : : : :········ ····· .-.-. -.-.-.-... -....•. putting up with shabby treatment. It doesn't seem fair." Barb explained that at this point, she's learned to live with the treatment she's received, without making any waves. "I know that if I made an issue about this, I'd end up losing my job, and the working conditions would get worse. I've sought help out on my own, and I don't feel badly for myself, I feel bad that there are men who are so insecure. I feel bad that there are people like myself who learn to live with thl , who have no other choice, if they want to keep their jobs.'' Maybe that's the tragedy of exual harassment, that people need to learn to live with it. Methods of fixing things aren't what they should be. Has a student, or a worker, you feel harassed, seek help immediately. You don't have to go through it alone. The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee is here to help. 10% DISCOUNT To Parkeide atudenta and faeulty memben only, on all merehandlae in our atore. Parkeide I.D. required Graduate Gemologut Graduate Diamontologu1 Y~&Stm,J, JEWELERS KNMhe'• DleMOnd Ceft.., 5117 • 11h Avenue Phonelll-2525 ~ Wiloonlin KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN :\SSIICI..\TION FREE CHECKING! 5¼% lnten1t H Yo• Dally Balance 11 '500.00 or llonl 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 6584861 7535 Pershing Blvd • Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lak-e Geneva, Wisconsin 414 - 248--9141 24726 - 75th Street- Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414- 843-2388 WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU 110171 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS MOM & DAD Stockifl9 Su99e/tion THE *50.00 DEPOSIT O ! if Vf University of Wisconsin-Parkside LYTQNA BEACH SPRING BREAK '83 O MARCH 12-22 FtOR INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED BATHROOM EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH TEX2SHTHOVELG,NG AT ™E OCEANSIDE • FREE PARTIES & E XTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & T AXES ONLY $ 209 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM209 — 553-2200 Club Events Women in Business Women in Business is still accepting those favorite recipes from the faculty and staff. They are due by Dec. 16. Please send to Women in Business, care of Irene Herremans in Moln 344. The final results will be available sometime in January in the form of a cookbook. SCA Our first moot in Caer Anterth was a success, and those who attended were presented to the Baron and his court. The Moo-cow mystery deepens, and our resident lock-picker got a chance to show off her skills. The Feast of Pigacorn is this Saturday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishes to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask around. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full details yet, get in touch with Lady Ursula, Seladon (sic) in the War Room, or Allen Oakshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, the Dance Ensemble provides members with the opportunity to learn about various forms of dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performances and choreography are optional. No previous dance experience is required although it is certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dance Ensemble is open to all students, staff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome to come, suitably attired. The Ensemble needs more members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March. The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 i n Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general membership meeting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year's elections will be discussed. The fall semester business will be included. All business students are encouraged to attend. New ideas are always welcome. SWEA The Student Wisconsin Education Association will hold their last meeting of the semester on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in MOLN D-128. All members are asked to attend if they plan on joining for our Christmas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will hold their last meeting of the semester on Wednesday, Dec. 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 207. It will be a social time to review what we have covered over the semester and to celebrate its end, and that we've all survived. Come and celebrate with us. Hess becomes Academic Ail-American Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl announced that Laurie Hess has been selected to the 1982 NAIA Women's Academic All - American Volleyball team. Hess is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport. A psychology major with a minor in coaching, Hess has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsity Club and President of the Volleyball Club at Parkside. A three - year starter and letterwinner, Hess has demonstrated outstanding skill and leadership. She was named Captain and Most Valuable Player for the 1982 season, and was selected to the NAIA All - District 14 team . A1980 graduate of Neenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA State Runiier - up teams at Neenah. Eggs, Bacon 6 all the Pancakes you can eat! Sl.99 Any time of day. Anu day of the weak ' ll&Sr*** 6995 i0y WaV -'OU rer9S 4°0,hef breikftstl that • 2 itripj of Otcar Mayer» best bacon or 2 ,amoos 4,1 over pork tauiage i.nkj And at a very special one* America, • All the lite & fluffy buttermilk pancakej /Ou can eat 36 J 9 - 30th Ave, 8 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER CHRI TMft Stocking lu99e,tion THE $50.00 DEPO IT a:: 8 0 a:: g <( a:: w C) a:: lL w IX z 01 w u <( ...I Cl. 0 z <( w z J 0 w ~ 0 0 C) z 0 ..I <( 1- ::, u - ***** Club Events ***** Women in Business women in Business_ is still_ ac cepting those ravor1te recipes from the faculty and staff. They are due by Dec. 16. Please send to Women in Busine ' care of Ir_ene Herremans in Moln 344. The r!nal results will be available sometime in January in the form of a cookbook. SCA ur first moot in Caer Anterth wa a succe ·, and tho e who attended were presented to the Baron and his court. The Moo~ow my tery de pens, and our ident lock-picker got a chance to how off her skills. The Feast of Pigacom is this turday, Dec. 11. Anyone who wishe to attend should do so in garb, and if you don't have any, ask arolllld. A few members could probably lend you some. If you don't have full detail yet, get in touch with Lady Ur ula, Seladon ( ic) in the War Room, or Allen akshield in the Ranger Office. Dance Ensemble A new club on campus, dedicated to dance as a performing art, th Dance Ensemble provid members with the opportunity to learn about various forms or dance (jazz, modern, ballet, tap and ethnic), to choreograph and to perform, although performance and choreography ar optional. o pr vious dance experience i required although it i certainly welcomed. The Parkside Dan e Ensemble is open lo all student , taff and faculty. The Ensemble meets regularly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays in Comm Arts 140 at 1 p.m. for workouts Anyone interested is welcome ~ come, uitably attired. The Ensemble n eds mor members and input as we are currently planning a workshop and demonstration performance for late March The first meeting of the second semester will be held on Wednesday, Jan. 26, 1983 in Comm Arts at the above location and time. Accounting Club The Accounting Club will have a general member hip m ting on Monday, Dec. 13 at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Election procedures for the next year' elections will be discussed. The fall semester bu ine will be included. AU busines tud nts are encouraged to attend. New idea are always w Icome. SWEA The tudent Wi consln Education A ciation will hold their la t m ting of the m ter on Monday, ec. 13 at 1 p. m. In MOLN D-12.8. All m mbers are a ked to attend if they plan on joining for our Chri mas party. IVCF Inter Varsity Chri tian Fellow hip will hold their last m ting of the em ter on Wedn day, D . 15 at 1 p. m. in Union 'lJYl. It will be a cial time to review what we have covered over th m ter and to lebrate its end, and that we'v all urvived. ome and rate with us. Hess becomes Academic All-American Athletic Director Wayn DaMehl announc d that Lauri Hess has been selected to the 1982 AIA Women 's Academic All - American Volleyball team. H s is Parkside's first Academic All - American in any sport . A psychology major with a minor in coaching, H s has a 3.63 grade point average. Only a junior, she will have completed the requirements for her degree in 3-1/2 years, while achieving Dean's List honors every semester. She is also a member of the Varsit Club and r ident of the Volleyball ub at Par de A thr • year t rter and letterwinner, Hes has dem trated out landing kill and lead r ip. he was named Captain and lost aluable Play r for the 1982 season , and wa lected to the AIA All • Di trict 14 team. A 1980 graduate of eenah High School, Hess was a member of the 1978 WIAA State Champion Volleyball team. She also played on the 1977 and 1979 WIAA tate Rum. r - up teams at N nah. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! S1.99 !I 3619 - 30th Ave. RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year Parkside gets conned, too ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts 8. Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was Jammed With people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Continued From Page Three Whenever Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as something else. Abagnale passed the bar exam and was hired as a lawyer. He worked for six months and won 33 cases for the state. He felt pressure after a real Harvard graduate joined the state's attorney general staff, so he left that career. Next, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician. After getting to know another physician, and the medical profession a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the staff of th e same physician's hospital. If anything ever came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every doctor's career comes the possibility of being faced with a life or death situation. Abagnale was uncomfortable with that, so he went back to being an airline pilot. One of the easiest cons that he ever made was becoming a professor at a university for two semesters. All Abagnale did was read a chapter ahead of his students. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he did time in France and then Sweden and, finally, after being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J.F.K. Airport, by lowering himself down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and sent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he escape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried under Rule 20 of the U.S. penal code because he was wanted in so many states for various offenses. (Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crimes known and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 years, but Abagnale appealed and the sentence was reduced to 12 years. After 3 years, he was released on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being considered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former conman and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that businesses encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flim flam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an Assistant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Toney, and that Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the "Great Imposter" really be a greater imposter than anyone really thought??? 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A 7th AVI. RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 9 Arts and Crafts: For the smart shopper this year ABOUT 6,000 PEOPLE attended the 8th annual Arts & Crafts Fair last weekend. ABOVE: The concourse was jammed with people most of the day. LEFT: A pair of exhibitors show off their stained glass vignettes. The big Item this year, exhibitors said, were Christmas wreaths. Parkside gets conned, too ontlnued From Page Three When ver Abagnale felt threatened in any way, he would slip out of his uniform and begin working as omething else. bagnal passed the bar exam and wa hired as a lawyer . He worked for six months and won 33 cas for the stale. He felt pres ure after a real Harvard gradual joined the state' attorney g neral taff, so he left that career. ext, Abagnale found himself posing as a pediatrician . After getting to know another physician , and the medical profes ion a little better, Abagnale was hired as a consultant on the taff of the amc physician' ho pital. If anything v r came up, he would just consult a staff intern. With every do tor' career comes the po sibility of bein faced with a lif or d ath ituation Abagnale was un omfortable with that, ·o he w nt back to being an airlin pilot. n of the easiest ons that he ever made as becoming a pr f •. or at a univer ity for two · m t ·. 11 Abagnale did a r ad chapt ahead of hi ·tud nts. Abagnale was first arrested in 1970 and he di.d time in France and then Sweden and, finally, aft.er being deported back to America, to serve time, Abagnale escaped the agents who were to escort him through J .F .K. Airport, by lowering himseU down through the toilet apparatus in the plane's restroom and running across the runway, over a fence and catching a taxi. He escaped. After three months, he was caught in Montreal and ent back to the U.S. He was moved to a federal prison, but he escaped again after being there a little over a month. How did he cape??? He posed as federal prison inspector and claimed to have been under cover for a month. On March 30, 1971, Abagnale was caught for good, in New York. He was tried und r Rule 20 of the . . penal code becau e he was wanted in o many states for various offenses. <Rule 20 of the federal penal code covers all crim knov.11 and unknown.) The original sentence called for 72 y ar , but Abagnal appealed and t nt nc was reduced to 12 years. After 3 year , he was relea ed on a parole that lasted until 1981. Abagnale underwent a psychological evaluation and the conclusion was that he actually had a very low criminal threshold. He didn't have any business being a criminal. Abagnale was fired from his first two jobs, after being con- •• sidered for manager positions in both of them. When the promotion checks went through though, he was recognized as the former con- •• man and fired. That's when Abagnale decided to put his talent for white collar crime to work for himself. He began conducting seminars for solving the problems that business encountered with "Flimflam artists." After being the superstar of flimflam himself, Abagnale is doing what he can to help people learn about financial loss and avoid it. Toney claimed that Abagnale never impersonated a doctor, an A istant Attorney General, or a college professor, however, a representative from Abagnale •• and Associates told Ranger that Abagnale has sued William Ton y, and tha l Toney has retracted all his claims against Abagnale. Could the " r at Imposter" really be a greater impost r than anyone really thought??? ~ • RRITT'S RUNNING Merritt's Is Into Cross Country Skiing C• NT• R ~lnAtfwtio FootwNr •"d Rur,nlng Clothing HOURS: DAILY 10-8 SAT. 10-5, SUN. 12-4 5200 Washington Ave. 632-4699 RACINE Cross Country Waxable SKI PACKAGE Aines Universal 49 Skis ...... Haugen Boots .................... . '98 '40 Haugen XL Fiberglau Poles . .. . .. . .. ... .. . . . 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Whe+Ker Used Here or Not • musthooJe. current rmxEer Vo-W ^ next to e Glass Menagerie" shines at Parkside C V J I d b b I V I C I l q 5 C I TomWingfie.dis.he narrator, played her p, REBECCA JULICH, Racine, as Laura, exhibits part of her "glass menagerie" for her "gentleman caller" played by Scott Reichelsdorf, Kenosha, in a scene from the Parkside production of Tennessee Williams' "The Glass Menagerie." evokes emotions of pity for her situation, and wonderment at her needless paranoia. Amanda makes the other characters ill at ease at times because she tends to overdo things in her enthusiasm. Casciaro effectively made her a human being that one feels tenderness for, while being aware of her shortcomings. Tom Wingfield is the narrator part especially well and son of Amanda. Tom is p ayed She and Patricia Casciaro set the bv David Schroeder. David is mood of the play. Rebecca Z believeable - the epitome of he cessful y portrayed Laura as , frustrated individual, but as the girl out of touch with reality, main deliverer of the play's The effective acting and the sets message at times he seems ill at create an atmosphere that makes ease with the role. . The Glass Menagerie a —:- The gentleman caller that raises all their hopes is amiable Jim O'Conner played by Scott Reichelsdorf. Jim is the only realistic character and he is an obvious contrast to the rest of them. Even though he is a "real person, he is a high achiever in high school who has fallen on hard times. To him this is a short term situation. He doesn't have more hope than the others, but he has ambition in the face of adversity. Scott looked the part of the Irish Catholic boy, and was exceptional as this rather egotistical person who for a short time released Laura's inhibition. Laura is the central character, and it is from her one understands the meaning of the title. Laura herself is like glass, beautiful but very fragile. Rebecca Julich experience. unique REBECCA JULICH and Dave Schroeder. National Arts Chamber Oreschestra to perform Reuieu) "Th< by Patricia Cumbie The Glass Menagerie was performed this past weekend here at Parkside's Theater and will be performed again Friday and Saturday Dec. 10-11. This play won the Drama Critics Award, and the performance put on by the Parkside thespians is well worth seeing. The play itself does not follow the rules of conventional theater, but is carried off very well. This play is a "memory play," and the set adds to this atmosphere. The scene was set on the center of the stage with the audience also seated on the stage, in the round. Old music is as much a backdrop as the painted alley behind the apartment terrace. The music adds emphasis to the emotional lines spoken by the characters. The props were realistic and one got a feel for the character's situations. The lighting is dim and toward the end of the play the only light is that of two candles. The reality of their life is shrouded by the ethereal atmosphere induced by the music, scenery, and lighting. This is a two act play, the time and the setting being "now" and the "present." Altogether there are only four characters, the audience can identify with them and they were believeable characters. Patricia Casiam played the mother Amanda. This is a difficult part to perform and Patricia developed the character well. The character is an individual and cannot be cast into a "typical" role. She is energetic but much of her energy is misdirected. The woman clings to the past in an effort to recreate her past happiness before her husband deserted her. This character December is a busy month. Everyone is cramming for finals, shopping and preparing for the Holiday season. A group of students is also planning a benefit performance. "A Christmas Concert" will be presented by the National Arts Chamber Orchestra December 19th at 2:30 p.m. in the Reuther High School Auditorium (Sheridan Road and 58th St., Kenosha). David Schripsema will conduct the benefit concert for the Symphony School of America (SSA). Mr. Schripsema is currently the Chairman of the Bradford High School Music Department and Musical Director of the Kenosha Symphony. His training includes some of the finest teachers in the United States: Dennis Burke, Lawrence Foster and Elizabeth Green, a frequent guest conductor and lecturer at SSA. The orchestra will be performing a great variety of music. Vaughn Williams' Fantasia on a theme by Thomas Tallis and Greensleeves, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 2, Correlli's "Christmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program. In addition to these works, there will be a harp ensemble, woodwind quitet and special guest soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni members of SSA. The organization is almost entirely supported by private donations from businesses and invididuals through the country. The camp is in financial trouble and in danger of folding. The alumni members are willing to give of their time for this performance. Try to make time in your schedule to attend "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are available at the door for the price of $3.00 for adults and $1.00 for students and senior citizens. 10 Thur day, December 9, 1982 RANGER The orch ra will be perr rming gr t vari ty or m le. Vaughn William ' antasia on a theme y Thom Tallis and Gr en I ve , Bach' Brannburg Cone rto No . 2, Correlli's " hri tmas" Concerto Grosso, and Tchaikovsky's Serenade for Strings will highlight the program . In addition to these works , there will be a harp enemble, woodwind quitet and pecial gu t soloist, Kim Deal, choral director at Bradford High School. The Symphony School of America was founded by Francesco Italiano nearly 25 years ago. The National Arts Chamber Orchestra is comprised of alumni 4 members or SSA. organization is almost endniy supported by private donatlalll from businesses and lnviclcall through the COtDllry. The camp II in financial trouble and In da-.r of folding. The alumni manben are willing to give of their time fer this performance. Try to mm time in your schedule to attmd "A Christmas Concert." Tickets are a vailabl at tbe doer for the price of $3.00 for adulta and $1.00 for tudents and mar citizens. CA$H forUSED Your BOOKS What Time ., • We pay up to 50% -for your used books We buy a\\* USED fext6ooks ... Whether Used Here or Not * mu.st ha.."e curre.t'\t f(\OSQ.et \lo..\.ue When and nex+ to Book Srore $ RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 11 Comedy by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Christmas is always a big season for movies, but this Christmas is going to be especially big. Nearly twenty major releases are scheduled mid December through early January openings. I haven't seen hardly any of these films yet, but I can tell you is coming out, and what looks promising. What I've Seen "48 Hours," which I reviewed last week, is the only Christmas flick I've seen, and if y ou read the review, you know what I thought of it. The film wastes Eddie Murphy's talents in an overly violent cop story that has been done a hundred times. Nick Nolte also stars, and displays about as much life as a can of beans and franks. Avoid sitting through even two hours of this. Comedy Comedy (or attempts at) may be to unemployed, recessionized citizens, and this Christmas movie studios are only too willing to oblige. "The Toy" stars Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor. Gleason is a millionaire who takes his grandson Christmas shopping in a large department store, telling him "You can have anything you want." Richard Pryor is an employee at the store, and when Gleason's grandson sees Pryor, he decides he wants him. Gleason buys Pryor (?) and this is the premise for the rest of the film. Does this sound funny? You decide. A more promising comedy seems to be "Tootsie," starring Dustin Hoffman and Bill Murray. Dustin Hoffman plays a struggling actor who gets tired of struggling and desides to become an actress. ( No, that is not a misprint.) Hoffman makes himself up as an actress, totally changing his identity, (obviously) and he meets with great success. Problems arise, however, when he falls in love with his leading lady. Another ridiculous premise, granted, but the Hoffman - Murray combination sounds unbeatable. Jessica Lange also stars. I like Goldie Hawn, and I like Burt Reynolds, so I just might like f.iTT Cj^lstmas comedy entitled Best Friends." Then might not. Santa Claus reveals all... again I The most interesting comedy -lay be "The Trail of the Pink Panther. Yet another of the Inspector Clouseau' stories the him stars the late Peter Sellers in never - before - seen - footage, and combines the Sellers' footage with new sequences shot with additional actors: This, then, has been pieced together to hopefully make for a coherent film. If nothing else, "The Trail of the Pink Panther" should be worth it just to see a few more hours of Peter Sellers. "Airplane" returns this Christmas in a sequel, and in a brilliant move, the film's makers have entitled the new film "Airplane II - The Sequel." Instead of being on an airplane, this movie takes place on a passenger flight of the space shuttle to the moon. And who would you meet on the moon but good old Captain Kirk (William Shatner.) This all sounds pretty silly to me. I'm not making it up, either. Seriously, reports are that this film simply doesn't live up the original. Woody Allen will trot out another film this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film also stars Mia Farrow. I don't know a damn thing about this movie, but I assume it is a comedy. "Honky Tonk Man" is a new Christmas film in which Clint Eastwood makes his singing debut. Technically, this film shouldn't be classified under 'Comedy,' but . . . Open Continued From Page Six "... lying between the simple extremes of unprincipled politics and rigid morality is a domain of action that has been called the ethics of responsibility: meaning by th is term an attempt to weigh the consequences of each alternative as Intelligently as possible, and then to choose the best available." In closing, remind all Senators of their responsibility to the students they represent. At the same time, do not let others forget their responsibilities to their constituents. on improving the relationship between the Senate and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Cordially, Phillip A. Pogreba Drama The life of Mahatma Gandhi will be portrayed in "Gandhi," a three - hour epic for Christmas. The film stars Candice Bergen, Edward Fox, and Ben Kingsley in the title role. What do I know about this film? It is long, it has at least several good actors, the preview shorts for it look interesting, and the story is of an important and fascinating man. "Gandhi" seems worth a look. "Six Weeks" would seem to be the tear - jerker for the holidays. Starring Mary Tyler Moore and Dudley Moore, the film is athe story of a campaigning senator who falls in love with one of his constituents, a woman with leukemia. The woman has six weeks to live, thus a title of the film. Mary and Dudley should make for a very different combination of talents. This film looks good, but if you cried when you saw "Brian's Story" and "Eric," be sure to bring your Kleenex for " Six Weeks." Paul Newman stars as an ambulance - chasing lawyer who runs into a big malpractice suit in "The Verdict." James Mason co - stars in what looks to be a good film. "Tex," the film based on the book by S. E. Hinton, will be re - released by Disney over the holidays. Starring Matt Dillon, the film is supposed to be okay. Also out over Christmas will be "The Outsiders," which is also based on a book by S. E. Hinton, and which also stars Matt Dillon and Leif (ugh) Garrett. Francis Ford Coppola directs. Fantasy - Animation Disney will re - release "Peter Pan" over the holidays, and will open a new live - feature entitled " Never Cry Wolf." "Twice Upon a Time," another animated feature, will be out as well. Which brings me to my final film. "Dark Crystal" will probably make more money at the box - office this Christmas than any of the other films I have mentioned. The creation of Gary Kurtz (producer, Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back) and Jim Henson (father of the Muppets) the film has no actors, and is not animated. the film is populated with, well, I don't know what to call them. They are not puppets, they are not muppets — they are hybrid creatures along the same lines as Yoda and E. T. "Dark Crystal" is the story of these bizarre and imaginative beings. Since nothing has ever been done quite like "Crystal" before, I think this film will be big. I also think this film will be good, and well worth seeing by anyone ,of any age. But big is the key word here — big means big money, and movie studios want to make big money this time of the year. After all, the summer's blockbusters are still six months away. by Jennie Tunkieicz Tis the season to be jolly! Who could forget that with all the subtle reminders: jingle bells, Christmas carols, figgy pudding, nativity scenes, and gaily decorated houses and trees — the list is endless. But ask almost any child what they like most about Christmas and their immediate reply is Santa Claus! Adults, on the other hand, mature and responsible, know better than to believe in Santa, right? Fortunately, there are still believers and the real St. Nicholas would be proud to know he still has helpers carrying on his tradition. One of Santa's helpers is Jay Singstock age 31 from Racine. He is Santa at Regency Mall. This is his first year of portraying the jolly man in the red suit. "I wanted to be Santa because I love kids," said Singstock. "The little kids from 1-1/2 to about 5 years old are super." The job does have its downfalls. Singstock said it is difficult when parents push screaming children on his lap. "Some kids are scared to death," he said. "I look great to them from a distance, but they go into shock when they get close.". Singstock feels that the reason many children are frightened is they only know Santa from pictures. Once the children are on his lap, Santa asks them if they've been good this year and what they want for Christmas. "This year the boys are asking for G.I. Joes, Dukes of Hazzard cars and race tracks. The girls want Barbie Pink and Pretty dolls, Atari Home Video games and Baby Cut and Grow dolls," he said. Singstock added that many children ask "What do you got?" One child asked Singstock that if is really Santa Claus why did he just see him at another store? "I told him that I was making my rounds and I just got here before he did," he said. Another little girl told Singstock that she knew he wasn't really Santa Claus, only one of Santa's elves. "I think most children believe," he said. Singstock has two children of h is own, 5 and 8 years old. "They know I dress up as Santa at the mall, but they still believe in Santa Claus. They just think I'm one of Santa's helpers," he said. Besides children, Singstock has had a priest, two grandmothers, and eight high school and college students sit on his lap. "I also had three married women ask me for new husbands for Christmas," he said. Two very special accasions took place for Singstock while being Santa. A group of mentally retarded people, ages 18 - 40 visited him at the mall. "We all had a great time that day," he said. Katie Rose, a 9 month old Racine child that needs a liver transplant also came to the mall to have her picture taken with Santa. "That was a very special experience," added Singstock. Singstock feels that Santa Claus is a good thing children, but through the years Christmas has lost its meaning. "Christmas has become too commercialized. People seem to think they must give gifts of a sizable amount. Gifts are only a by - product," he said. "Christmas means family, God and love to me." Singstock dresses all in red trimmed with fur with a beard on his chin that's* as white as the snow. He appears Monday through Friday, 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Regency Mall until Christmas. The mall will also have "Breakfast with Santa" on Dec. 11 and 18. As for Christmas eve, Singstock exclaimed, "Don't forget to leave cookies and milk out for Santa and a carrot for the reindeer, and Merry Christmas everyone." / Downtown/Kenoshci Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J, earn how to be a spectator WMSUXSEM ' 9 0 1 0 0 EEXXPPLLCO R I N G T H E A R T S 0 1 • 6 : 3 0 - 8 : 2 0PM T 9 1 126 01 FOUNDATI O N S H I S T I I RENAISSANCE MODERN 2 : 00 - 3 : 1 5 TR 98 1 1 0 0 1 9 8 4 0 6 01 Music IDEA OF THEAT R E 2 : 0 0 - 3: 1 5 Mw STUDI E S IN CONTEMPORARY L I T : 2 0 TH CENT WOME N IN 1 1 : 0 0 - 1 2 : 1 5 TR 1 POLLACK 25 3 SLAUSON J 2 1 3 CR VAN DYK E L 3 CR 18 9 4 1 0 1 OF MUSIC 0 1 1 2 : 3 0 - 1 : 2 0 TR 9 4 2 0 1 MUSIC 0 1 9 : 3 0 - 1 0 : 4 9 4 2 0 6 JAZZ 0 1 1 0 : 0 0 - 1 1 : 1 5 2 CR MCKEEVE R J 1 9 3 CR WEINER T W 1 6 3 CR CU2NER R 1 7 The Fine Arts can provide life - long entertainment and enrichment. The following Spring 1983 courses are designed to enhance the enjoyment of people who are interested in experiencing the arts rather than participating. For further information, contact the Fine Arts Divisional Office or sign up during early registration. ~~medy will be staple of Christmas flicks b · 1 ony Roger a new hri tma l<'eature "B t F . d ., comedy ent!lled . hristma i !ways might nor n Th n again I Th hfe of lahatma Gandhi ea· n m ie , thi Th m t . . be po trayed in ''Gandhi," a thr hri ·tma i b m y be "Th m~er }'"rg com';dy • hour epic for hri. tmas. The film iallv e rly t •enty Panth r ,, Y~t rai O the Pink ars Candice B rg n, Edward r i a es ar · heduled for 'lnspect~r Clo an~th r . of the Fox, and Ben King I yin the till mm stars the lat eau t st0~ • t~ r?ll'.? \ 'ha_t do I k~ow ab ut this Janu ry opening . hav n't en n ver before. een ~ er I m him. ll 1s long, 1t ha· at I ast 113rdly an lhcs com bin . lhe . lier , :ootage • and several gO?d acto: , th _pr ·iew what ne guenc hot oot~g~ ith • horls for _it look 1~terestmg, and wh t promising . dHionol actor . Thi t"he1t had- the ~torr I of an important and · s, n, as fa.,cmatmg em · \\'hat l'\·e S en Hours." · k, i nick l'v · en, you the il. turphy's \'iolent tory don ick olt tar . a a rrank . t ·o hour omed' att mpts a relief a nation of reces ionized Ou tudios roly tars hristma :-hopping d partm nt mploy GI son' want buy <?) premi or thi decide. m be u tin ruggling truggling n o, hi hem t m noth r but the Hoffman - sound J ica I .ange tars. lik Goldi Reynolm, ~( ---- IN fOCU5 hould oo the nd Shalner.) Seriowly, to another this Christmas. Entitled "Number II," the film comedy. makes singing We k." . m th · tarring iary Moor th ran Iov roe or hi leuk mia. The- thu th film. ary and Dudley should ure Kl nex ix W ks." wman tars Jam . look will is supposed to be okay. AJso . (ugh) Fantasy• action ever ·'Open letter to Parkside students will of Rather, lo - ar creatur a T. the ,of any age. But big is the key word - this time of the year. After are still six months ,away. ontinued l<'rom lx " ... tr•m polltk •nd morallt ls thal ha b n c lied th tlhk of respon ibillty: meaning b lhls trrm lhr consequence of each alternallv I and th.n to ch005 the be t vailable." I would like to Tennessee Wi I \iams' GLA ME re ponsibilities Work oo and the Executive Branch so that P.S.G.A. can get back to working for and with the students. Phillip A. Pogreba ~ ERl JJJ~ 2J45 or 55J 2.042. ! RANGER 1982 11 Santa Claus reveals all ... b\ Jrnni Tunkit>i z lh · ·ea son subll reminder·: jingl bell·, carol . £iggy cenes, d corated hous tr - lh i · ndle: . a Imo ny th y Christma immediat r ply i anta laus ! du! ·, oth r h nd, matur responsibl , ortunat ly, th re ar th t. icholas till ha n ne anta' 31 He 1s I Reg ncy fall. fir t uit. anta becau. e ing tock. kids yf"ar d i downfalb. Sin stock aid i diffi ult wh n parent creaming Som death,'' h aid. gr t di ance, they clo ." ing toe feel th r on childrm ar £right ned i anta One th hi y ar girl Barbi Pink :Ut saici. he he store'! 1 s i I a c .io ini:t tock while bein or m ntally ple, 0 visit t W Iiv r cam tak nta. Thal wa pecial xperience," Sing tock. ing tock f I Clau for th I t il'> m aning. Chri tmas comm rcializ d . . m th y m t ar • Chri tmas family. m . " in tock dr £ur that' a a th now. appear a.pm at Regency Mall until Chri tma . The mall will al have "Breakfa t . r ind r, ti£LEADER~ Downtown/ Kenosha Mall/Racine Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear J.!earn how to be a spectator -9l l2b FOUNDATIONS OF ART HIST II RENAISS, Cf TO l'IOOER~ 2:00- J:15 JR Dramatic Arts 110 IOEA OF THEATRE 01 2:00- J:IS ~w STUOIES I Cc»jfE POii.ARY 9 ",Q(, LU: 20fH CENT WOMEN 1H THEATRE 11:00-12:15 -9~ 101 FUNDAMENTALS Of l'IUSIC 01 12:30- l :zo Tit 9~ 201 NUSIC APPRECIATION 01 9:30-10:~5 TR 9~ 206 JAZl APPRECIATION 01 l0:0o-U:15 TR l CR POI.LACK R 2!> J CR SU.USO J 21 J CR VA~ OYK 3 CR POLLACK R I B NCKE£Y,Elt 19 J WEINERT Iii 16 CUlNER R l1 entertalnment E!flrlchment. fol lowing enhance 12 Thursday, December 9,1982 Burned U p . .. Perfect presents promote holiday happiness MOP? Never wash a Feature Editor's Note: It is with sadness that I say goodbye to "Burned Up" columnist Carol Burns. Carol graduates at the end of th is semester and will not write for the Ranger anymore. For the past three semesters, Carol has penned this wonderful column, in addition to a variety of a rticles on various other subjects. The Ranger staff wishes Carol the best luck and a fine life. I want add an extra bit of th anks to Carol with you Carol. Your loyal by Carol Burns The rush is Christmas is two weeks away and shopping time is running out. Having a mere fourteen days left in which to buy presents for umpteen numbers of people and/or relatives can panic anyone. Include a week of final exams within that period, and you be Bumco's THE PEEL ORANGE JUICER. Start the day the Bumco way! Drink orange juice without dirtying a glass! Plants grow better with clean Bumco VACUUM! It tenderly removes the top layer of dust from vegetation without harming plants! For all you Rollie Finger fans, Bumco offers the ELECTRONIC MUSTACHE CURLER with controlled wax dispenser. Create flawless handlebars anytime! Get one for your dog. Anyone who loves his/her friends and relatives but still insists on smoking near them will be pleased to know that Bumco has the ideal gift for non - s m o k e r s : B A T T E R Y OPERATED WRIST FANS! handy little hummers can help blow smoke right back to the source. Along the same line, tobacco chewers will find Bumco's AUTO SPITOON with weighted bottom a helpful item during the cold winter months. No more opening windows in frigid weather to discharge excess saliva! No more funny dribbles down the side of the car! Protect rear - seat passengers from wind - swept backlash! Don't be left in the dark — g et Bumco's new FLASHLIGHT TESTER (no batteries required). Just clamp this bright white disk to the front of a flashlight and step into a dark room. If the disk fails to shine, the flashlight is on the blink! MR. LOUDMOUTH is Bumco's perfect gift children. portable microphone which lets them scream as loud as normal. (Only it's more fun with MR. LOUDMOUTH around) How about Bumco's MIRACLE floor again! Just set this utensil in the corner of your kitchen and you have a perfect excuse for a dirty floor if visitors — Interrupts! Pre - med students might like this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! Bumco's latest novelty attaches to one's chest to help distinguish gall bladder pains from heart attacks. In a pinch, cross the wires to change it to defibrillator and hope for the best. Especially useful after rich meals. That's about it. Of course, the finest point about all these gifts is that they can all be found in one central display area at your local junk store. One - stop shopping at its best! (Batteries not included) MERRY CHRISTMAS! Fun with Di ck Satire by Dick Oberbrunner A warning to all of you holiday shoppers: beware of the subliminal psychological powers of the shopping mall. They are Christmas wrap full of sales pitching, cash or crediting, "have a nice daying" store attendants who want you to exchange your wallet decorations, i.e., dollar bills and credit cards, for items at gift - giving prices. These people considered armed and willing to use them to satisfy your good cheer. I'm not talking about the harmless lady cooking pizzas in the frozen food isle of grocery stores. I'm talking commissioners en masse. The sheer number of these mailers overwhelms the vulnerable shopper. Buying habits may be significantly altered as a result of overexposure with the mall medium. On a recent visit to Regency Mall a friend and I found ourselves being swayed through umpteen clothing stores by sales racks and sales racks of bargains. Sweaters, for example, are the perfect stimuli to place the buyer into a buying mood ... A cold snowy evening at the resort. Sipping cognac with good friends by a crackling fire. Gazing out the window upon a well lit slope. Receiving compliments for my warm, woolly Berner N. Weise sweater . . . Do not fall under this looking good with a cast on my broken ankle" spell. This is exactly what the mailers play upon: the dreamy, swayable holiday shopper state of mind. Store attendants are trained in subconscious manipulation. At this time of year they make commission ten times over. Case in point: during a break between my winning the Boston Marathon in my Foot Locker Puma's and outselling Michener at Dalton's my friend and I stopped at The Cookie Factory. The clerk greeted me with a "May I help you?" (which, I found out moments later, was only the first half to the subconsciously - injected phrase, "May I help you buy more?"). In a rather plain but hungry voice I made my order of two. The busy clerk sensed my Presents Ilia Who Comas la Parksida in Kids Are Alright I f & pm, UNION CINEMA ADMISSION *1.50 ALLTHE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS BE ANSWERED THE FIRST 10 CORRECT ENTRIES SUBMITTED PAB OFFICE GET INTO THE MOVI E QUIZ 1. IS OF THE WHO'S ROCK OPERA? '• ^;MrNGMpB0E0L?F THE WH0 ALLE^DLY DROVE A LIMO INTO 4. MEMBER OF THE WHO IS KNOWN AS "QUIETONE" ? 5. FANTASTIC MOV IE SHOWN CONVENIENCE OWN AT A RI DICULOUSLY vulnerability and took charge: "Twocookiesisadollartwentyfive. Youcangetthreecookiesforadollar thirtyfive. Caught up in the quick tempoed rhythm of this modus operandi I harmonically answered "0. K." The split second after I said "K" I realized my holiday induced spirit, fortified by a recent paycheck and the ever pleasing merchantile atmosphere, was advantage of. mailed. You must keep on guard. They have their tricks. You will be nickeled and dimed until all you have left to give as presents will be nickels and dimes. You must remember that malls work inder two stipulations — three, actually, at this time of year: • You did not come all this way for nothing, • With such a variety of stores and eating places there has to be something to suit your needs, and • Take advantage of holiday cheer. We are also at the disadvantage of being surrounded by these great gray consumer doller monsters: Grand Avenue, Southridge, Regency, Lakehurst, and the King Kong of them all, Watertower Place. Monetarily, my mailing was minimal. I came out with three and a small Sprite. But the psychological damage is irreparable until at least the middle of January, just before my birthday. Irtflf YowmIym (Mft Fltnosi THR EE MONTH'S $cn°° ONLY^ U Unlimited Use of Our Facility, 7 Days A Week Showers and Locker Room Facilities Included. COUPON OFF J all Vitamins and Supplements. ! L _ J?£c • 24' — — THE FITNESS FOR WEN A WOMEN OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Ph.652-145g 2111 56th Strc thru Fr, 8am 9:30pm Sal . * ^0nOSHa S*t 8am lo Sun. 9am to 5pm 12 9, 1982 RANGER Up • • • perfect presen~c2.~~~~!~ ~.1Pt~!~ldhsd N?oringmyoretheopehnco11dan g ~J~usFs1le ~t~t~';'~~:w.: ~::: Feature Editor's Note: It is with presents for umpteen numbers of the t 1 er of dust from wm er mon . k't h nd ha e a I people and/or relatives can panic op ay · . windows in frigid weather to 1 c en a ~ou v . anyone. Include a week of final vegetation without harming discharge excess saliva! No more exc~e 1f Bums. plants! f he · ·t s arrive Mopus In of this semester and will not write have a typical last - minute funny dribbles down the side O t VISI or - • £or the Ranger anymore. For the student shopper. Sumco car! Protect rear • seat terruptus! past three semesters, Carol has Never fear, Bumco's here! Yes, P3ssengers from wind - swept Pre med students might like penned this wonderful column, in fellow Parksidians, you now have backlash! this one: MR. CARDIOLOGIST! addition to a variety of articles on at your disposal a bevy of unique, Don't be left in the dark - get Bumco's latest novelty attaches to various other subjects. The perfectly wonderful gifts for the Bumco's new FLASHLIGHT one's chest to help distinguish gall Ranger staff wishes Carol the best person who has everything. TESTER <no batteries required). bladder pains from heart attacks. of luck and a fine life. 1 want to Priced with the student budget in Just clamp this bright white disk ln a pinch, cross the wires to add an extra bit of thanks to Carol mind. to the front of a flashlight and step it hope for all her terrific articles and for Here's one no kitchen should Sumco into a dark room. If the disk fails for the best. Especially useful being a good friend. 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FITNESS FOR MEN • WOMEN OPeN 7 DAYS A WIIK 852-14592111 58th 8trN Mon lhru F'r, 81m to 9 3()p,-n S. Kenoeha · t 8am 10 eom. &if\. 8am to 5Pffl 2325 - 52nd Street, Kenosha, Wis Kenosha's Finest Bar & Brill Uncle John's Christmas grab-bag . . . RITA MARLEY: >y John by John KKoovvaalliicc How manv j W & QUEEN OF REGGAE Season's Greetings, true believers. Salutations, Peace on Earth, Joy to the World, Hark, The Herald Angels Sing, etc. Right. That's my Christmas dues out of the way. Now I can settle back in my little cloud of self - s atisfied sarcasm. I mean, if I hear one more shop playing Christmas Muzak over their intercom system, I think I'm gonna t hrow up! It's bad enough that they had to start right after Thanksgiving, but now that a full, ugly scandal has broken, it throws the Yuletide holiday into a bad light. Let me tell you about it. It's rather a long and involved story, but it has something to do with the fact that if you play "Rudolph The Red - Nosed Reindeer" backwards at half - speed, satanic, drug - crazed messages can be clearly heard. For the season of love and hope, joy and pea ce, why not buy your little brother a new, fully automated, "Laser Tank, for defending liberty and killing commies." Also suitable for the new "Kill 'em Dead Fred" action set. Or, how about a "Phaserdestroyer," capable of destroying universes a nd capturing planets, new from Ronco. Batteries not included. Remember when Christmas was less commercialized? (i.e., when Santa C laus didn't endorse everything from "Playboy" to electric razors.) Once upon a time you could walk into a mall and not be assaulted by a putrid smelling skinny man with an ill - fitting red tunic purporting to be Saint Nick. And whatever happened to the spirit of giving? Nowadays you're lucky if you don't get mugged by a rabid reindeer. HE'S NOT HEAVY, HE'S MY ACCOUNTANT Enough Christmas bitching for one issue. Just call me Scrooge. I don't want to spoil your holidays, so I' ll insult someone else. How about ac countants? Accountants are not the most interesting people in the world. If I were not a subtle man, I'd say they were du ll. I've only met one person who was more boring than an accountant, and he was dead at the time. Economists are different. Heck, they're almost scientists. In fact, economists are probably just scientists who know there aren't any jobs in the sciences. Accountants, on the other hand, are just p lain dull. How many people do you know who can spend an entire day just adding up columns of numbers, eh? I mean, let's face it. Accountants are not the sort of people you'd invite to a wild partv I have this theory that Gerald Ford was, in fact, an accountant, but he managed to keep it in the Perhaps I am not the most grateful person in the'world, but even though I was given a free ticket to the Manager's Dinner, I was still bored off my tush. The highlight of the evening for me, was our wonderful Chancellor's speech. 01' Gussie knocked 'em dead. WKfk&si WIUXX? closet. Not that I have anything against accountants, mind you. Some of my best friends are accountants. It's just that I wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Most of the time you can't tell if they're asleep or merely calculating an after - tax profit margin. Which is why I was not exactly agog with excitement on being named Ranger photographer for the fourth annual "Manager's Dinner." Of course, its sponsors also included Women in Business and Pi Sigma Epsilon as well as the Accounting Club, but I'm sure they were both absent, doing really wild things. Can you imagine accountants forming an accounting club? Ye gods. Think of the conversation after a hard day's accounting. "Well, Jack, what're you doing tonight?" "Well, Phil, I was thinking of going to the clubhouse and doing a little accounting over a seltzer water. I hear they've got some pretty kinky year - end financial reports." "Are you sure you want to do anything that spectacular?" * * * What, you may ask, is this leading up to? I'm glad you asked. "This is," quoth he, "the only time I've gotten anything free from accountants." Last time he gets invited. Luckily, I won't be here next year to sit through another three hours of purgatorial monotony. Even the roast beef was boring. They probably slaughtered a boring cow especially for the occasion. "Hey, Frank. This cow looks pretty dull." "You sure he's not dead?" "Nah. I just saw him accrue some year - end profits." * * * THE PSGA —SEND IN THE CLOWNS And finally, "how 'bout them PSGA senators?" Makes a body proud to serve under their iron fist. Who the hell was it who suggested I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meetings? It was probably just a bit more fun than an accounting club meal. Excited beyond measure by the fact that I had to wait until the ungodly hour of nine - thirty at night, I anxiously awaited this gathering of titans, humbly readying my pen and sheaths of fullscap. Then ... the hour arrived. What, I pondered, could be their first awe - inspiring command? What lofty words of wisdom would echo forth from their magnificent minds? The one called "Red," slowly arose to speak. A hush fell over the room. His lips moved. "How do you spell adjournment?" This was probably the high point of the meeting. The talk then switched to more important issues. "When are we having our first party?" "I vote for the eighteenth." "How about a blue movie party at Louie's?" "I'll bring the leather and the bananas." "I want a Hawaiian party." "Coconuts and whips. Good twist. I like it." "I'll bring the handcuffs." "I got the Vaseline. Somebody get a half - barrel and a watermelon." And so it went. Eventually, since a number of senators, Phil Pogoda and "Wolfman" Kalmar the Eleventh didn't show, a quorum was never attained. After a sweaty, stressful fifteen minutes the meeting broke up and we all curtailed our governmental activities to sally forth to the Union to consume not an inconsiderable amount of "Dog Style." GRATUITOUS PRAISE DEPT. The PSGA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians, "I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and "Up" Chuck Betz. ("We're just good friends.") They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their presence. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that's that for this semester, campers. Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reindeer never be sick on your Scandinavian Pine. RITA MARLEY: by Napoleon Scarbrough Rita Anderson Marley, the widow of the late Bob Marley, grew up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kingston, Jamaica. Her recording career began during the Ska era with a hit called "Pied Piper." From there, she moved on to a group called the Soulettes, with whom she also achieved considerable success. Then, in the early '70s, Rita, along with two other popular female vocalists, Judy Mowatt and Marcia Griffiths, formed the I-Threes. Finally, in 1974, t hey became the backup vocals for Bob Marley and the Wailers. Rita's vocal abilities, as well as her songwriting skills have appreciated over the years during her climb toward the top. On "Rastaman Vibrations," the album that declared Reggae a popular musical force, she contributed "Crazy Baldhead," "Rat Race," and "Johnny Was." The last tells a true story of a woman crying over her son killed by a stray bullet. Rita, as well as her late husband, were very deep into the Rastafarian faith as are most of the local Jamaican musicians. Consequently, many of the songs that are written and performed contain these prevailing religious overtones. Rita's new album, "Haram be," a Swahili word meaning "Working together for freedom," emphasizes her belief about a woman's place. "I am governed by God, not man. I believe that a woman's place is beside her man, not behind or before. I work from the inspiration of God, not man." The current hit single from the album is called "One Draw," which, along with Smokey, Herbie and Milla, tells in a playful manner the pros and cons of the consumption of Sinsemilla, a very potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by members of the Rastafari religion. , To be sure, Rita Marley is the crowned Queen of Reggae. Let us hope that she continues to stay on the road that she and Bob were travelling when he was so untimely taken from us. Let us pray that she follows the path of truth, for there is no religion greater than the truth. ANNOUNCING A TRIBUTE TO TWO GREAT AMERICAN INSTITUTIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4^6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW-Parkside's Award Winning Jazz Band • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pizza, Mushroom, Blue Cheese, Swiss, etc. • FREE ADMISSION - BEST CHARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. ~ EITHER HOMEMADE CHILI OR STEW EVERY DAY. - YOUR CHOICE OF GOOD MUSIC. - PARKSIDE SPECIAL WITH STUDENT i. D.: - 12 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB 85<t - 16.9 OZ. BOTTLE OF MICHELOB $1.00 -WE AL SO F E A TURE E L E V E N D I F F E R E N T WINES. -TUESDAY ALL DAY, FEATURING A DIFFERENT IMPORT BEER EACH WEEK FOR ONLY $1.00. - So it goes • • Whal, you may ask, is thi leading up to? I'm glad you asked. Kenos ha's Fin st Bar · & lrlll - BEST CH ARCOAL SANDWICHES IN TOWN. - EITHER HOME MADE CHILI OR ST EW EVERY DAY . - YOUR CHOIC E OF GOOD MUSI C. - PARKSID E SPE CI AL WI TH STUDE N T L D.: - 12 OZ. BO TT LE OF MICHELOB 85¢ - 16 .9 OZ. BOTTL E O F MI CHELOB $1. 00 - WE ALSO FEATUR E ELEV EN DI F F E RENT WINES. - TUESDAY ALL DAY, FE AT URIN G A D I F· FERENT IMPORT BEE R E A CH W EE K FOR ONLY Sl .00 . SPANKY'S 2325 - 52nd St reet, Kenosha , Wis. RA NGE R Thursday, Dece mber 9, 1982 13 • HEPSGA- D 1 THE LOW And finally, "how 'bout them P GA nator ?" • ak a body proud to erve und r their iron fist Who the h 11 was it who sugg led I attend one of their weekly (HA!) meeting ? It w probably just a bit m re fun than an accounting club m I Excited beyond measure by the • • • GR T ITOC PR I DEPT. Th P GA does, however, have a number of real terrific people. Take those wonderful humanitarians , " I dream of" Jeannie Phillips and " p" huck Betz. < " We 're just good friends ." l They are truly great, good, and wise. I feel honored just being in their pr nee. How can you tell they bought me a drink? Well, that' that for thi semester, camper . Bye for now, have a cool Yule, and may your reind r n · r be ick on your Scandinavian Pin New Music Rita's Reggae RIT M RLE : Q EE OF RE' b apo l n r brou h Rita Ander on arley, the widow of the lat Bob iarley, gre up in Trenchtown, a ghetto in Kin ton, Jamaica. Her recordi~ career began during the ka a with a rut called "Pied iper." Fr m th r , e moved on to group called the Soulettes, with whom also achi v consid able uc . Then, in the early '7 , Rita, along with two other popular fema le vocal' t , Judy !owatt and M rcia Griffith , formed th 1-Thre . Finally, in 1974 , they became the ckup voe for Bob farl y and the Wailer . Rita' vocal abilili , well r n writing skills hav appr iated over the y a during her climb toward the top . On "Ra tam an Vibr tion , " the album that declared Reggae a popular m ical fore , h contributed "Crazy Baldh ad," "Rat Race," and "Johnny W ." Th la t tells a true tory of woman crying over h r son killed by a tray bulle . Rita, a w II as her lat husband , w re very d p into the Rastafarian faith a are m t of the local Jamaican m icians . Consequently, many of the son that are written and performed contain the. prevailing religio overtone . Rita' new album, "Haram , a wahili word m aning "Working tog th r for fr dom," empha i ze h r beli f about a woman' plac . "I am gov rn d by God, not man . I beli e that a woman' place i ide her man, not behind or before. I work from th inspiration of God, not man.'' The curr nt hit jn le from the album i called " ne ra ," which , along with mokey, Herbie and Milla , tel in a playful m nn r the pr and of the con umption of insemilla, a v ry potent Ganji plant that is used as a sacrament by member of the Ra tafari r Ii ion . , To be ure, Rita Marley is the crowned Qu en of Reggae. Le us hope that sh continues to tay on the road th t and Bob w e travelling when he was o untim ly taken from us . t pray that h follow th path of truth, fo th r · no r ligi gr t r than the truth . ANNOUNCING A TRIB UTE TO TW O GREAT AMERIC A N INSTITU TIONS BURGERS 'N JAZZ THURS., DEC. 9 - 4-6 PM Union Square FEATURING • UW.Parlcslde's Award Winning Jau Sand • A Virtual Bounteous Bevy of Burgers Bacon, Olive, Pina, Mushroom , Blue Cheese, Swiss , etc . • FREE ADMISSION Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER ^ — • — 1 — — What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this by Tony Rogers Feature Editor What to do over the month - long vacation that we as Parkside students have? If you are lucky enough to have a job, you are one of those who works and makes money. If you are one of those lucky enough to be rich, you do what you want. If you work for the student newspaper, you get to write articles and come up with silly statements like the one I'm making right now. I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. If you have nothing to do over vacation, you may start to lose your mind, and may end up sounding like my first paragraph. But, if you can think of things to do, and then do them, you may still lose your mind, but you won't be quite so bored in the process. If you don't think you can find any excitement whatsoever in our wonderful and exciting Racine - Kenosha metropolitan area, (sarcasm, get it?) then hit the road. Travel. Go somewhere. Like Jack Kerouac. Just take off. For instance, if you have relatives somewhere in another part of the country, visit them. It's cheaper than staying in a motel or something. Take a car if y ou have one, catch an Amtrak, Greyhound, or even a plane. Or sign up for one of those skiing excursions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go somewhere warm with sun and beaches and ocean water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports cars and . . . No really, travel. If yo u can't afford to leave, or if you don't want to, try going someplace a bit closer to home. Go to Chicago. Visit Michigan Blvd. and the art museum. Go to the Field Museum, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Sea Aquarium, the Planetarium, etc. he'll tell you Mort's, and how to get there. Park your car somewhere and walk around. Look at people, not in the eye, they'll hit you, but just watch how they act and walk. Go with Photos by Tony Rogers VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of places like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An interesting place, but don't go alone. It's not as fun and not as safe. Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is kicks in summer. This is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicatessens where cold people will be stamping their snowy shoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen fingers while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings — this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly how to find Mort's — i t's sort of an alley — b ut ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someone, don't go alone, dress warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of us, try going to Milwaukee. Take the Kilbourn exit through the tunnel, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though, you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. If you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name) but they make really terrific gyro sandwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AND WATER ALL ELECTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY IN COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER II BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSES UP TO $100.00 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31. 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. 'ORCHARD COURTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •' place is run by several Greek gentlemen, and if you order a pepsi with your gyro they will say "Pep-si, Pep-si," just as the late John Belushi did on the old "Saturday Night Live." Have Baklava for dessert. Head towards the east side of Milwaukee. Visit Brady St. and see interesting old buildings and restaurants and people with beards and long hair and pipes. Visit the Oriental Theatre on North Farwell and see a movie. Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, drum your fingers, get into it. Look at the people around you and they will look back at you with a look that says, "THIS is music." You look at them and you know it is true. Buy a map, get to know your way around. Go see the orchestra at the PAC. It's not too expensive. Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Racine and Kenosha? Well ... In Racine go downtown and watch the Wheary lights in the square, not too long or you'll freeze to death. Take your girlfriend to the Restaurant at the new Sheridan Hotel out on Washington Ave. Go to a bar. Have a party or go to a party. Sit in Regency Mall and wonder why the kids want to play so many video games, are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten years from this day. In Kenosha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stories or poems about things, or take pictures. Change your room around. Buy a used movie camera and make a movie. Eat, not too much. Listen to your visiting relatives, (if they are visiting) talk about old things that happened long ago, and wonder what the world was like when you weren't in it. Don't get depressed and don't lose your mind. Catch a bus to somewhere. Watch Dr. Who on Sunday nights and don't worry about Monday, there's no school. Work. Make some money. Think about second semester and your upcoming classes. Soon enough that will all be here, then the spring, the blessed warm spring, and another long vacation. And maybe I'll write another article like this . . . Student Poetry MY FATHER'S NOBLE HOME by Stephen Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity along the sooty lake, the mourning breeze brings clouds of over - ripe sewage, mixing with the dust of the sweating playground, earth bleached faces shine with anxious prison gleems, youth rising over the slummed horizon - each hand a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark sea - green passions, blood red lips sparkle a night - life's visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light, raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The Oll/PBT Presents Zin In Concert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec. 11 th Ti cket s at the Union Inf o Desk Cost $2.00Advance $2.50 at Do o i Admission Includes 2 Beverages BOORS OPENS Pin BANK) STARTS bul GET YOUR TICKET TODAY T EKfTA T, v i 3205-52n<a.Sh*ee> Delicatessen 0 Li^uws & Bud 24 can flat *^19 SfS bh uy on*e, Gancia Asti Spumante *659 Case •73°o get one free Lambrusco 750 ml 1.5 It. S 5 Btls. Case *2" *4" Lowenbrau *229 *g" 14 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER What can you do over a month-long holiday? Read this · • eral Greek your room around. Buy a used by Tony Rog r somepla e a bit closer to home. he'll tell you Mort' , and how to plac I run by ·r v order a movie camera and make a movie. Featurt' Editor Go to Chicago . Visit Michigan get there. Park your car g nt! fl'! :• a nd 1 Y~y will ay Eat, not too much. Li ten to your What to do over the month• long vacation that we as Parksid tuclent have? If you are lucky Blvd . and the art mus um . Go to somewher and wal around . pep I wt_t your~~~ . as the visiting relatives, (if they are the Fi ld Mu eum, th Mus um of Look at people , not in the eye, "P P· 1 • :~p- ~ J di~\~ the old vi iting> talk about old things that Scieri e and lndu try, the a they 'll hit you, but just atch h?w lat J hn . 1 • .. Have happened long ago, and wonder Aquarium, the Plan tarium, etc. they act and walk . Go with "Saturda Y dight 1Live . what the world was like when you ough to have a job, you are on of tho who works and makes mon y . If you are one of tho lu ky enough to be rich, you do what you want . If you work for the tudent new paper, you get to write articles and come up with ill atem nt like the one I'm making right now . I'm rambling now, if you couldn't tell. [f you have nothing to do over vacation, you may st rt to lo your mind, nd may nd up unding like my first paragraph . But, if you n think of thing to do , and then do them, you may till lo e your mind, but you won 't be quite so bored in the proce . II you d n 't think you can find any excit m nt whatso ver in our wond rful and exciting Racine - K no ha metropolitan area, (: r m , g t it? l then hit the ro d . Trav . o omewhere. Like Jack K ouac. Ju t take off. For i tan . if you hav relative somewhere in another part or the country , vi it them . It' cheaper than laying in a m or m thing . Tak a car if you have one, catch an Amtrak, Gr yhound , or even a plane. Or ign up for on or tho kiing excu ions to Colorado that you see advertised around school. They're fairly cheap. Experience another place. Go som where warm with un and beaches and oc an water and attractive people with sun tans and small sports ca · and .. . o really, travel. U you can't afford to leave, or if you don 't want to, try going VISIT Chicago's Art Museum. Chicago has a lot of place like that. Go down Broadway into old Chicago. An inter ting place, but don't go alone . It's not as run and not a are Buy a map and figure out how to get around. Downtown is kicks. Broadway is kicks, the lakeshore is lucks in summer. Thi is winter. Dress warm. Eat at busy delicates ens where cold people will be stamping their snowY hoes on the floor and blowing air onto their frozen finger while waiting in line for pastrimi, roast beef, corned beef, all served up with gooey dressings - this is the best food anywhere. I recommend Mort's Deli near the WLS building. I can't tell you exactly h>w to find Mort's - it's sort of an alley - but ask a cop on a beat where a good deli is, and someon , don't go alon , dr warm, drive carefully, have an Experience. Milwaukee is closer than Chicago for most of u • try going to Milwaukee. Take the Ki1bourn e,ot through the tunn I, park around Water St. Eat at 'Someplace Else' on Water St., or 'John Hawks' on Broadway right around the corner. Walk up Wisconsin Ave. and visit the new Grand Avenue Mall, not too long though , you'll get a headache from the Mall, as you would from any Mall. U you didn't eat at 'Someplace Else' or 'John Hawks' or if you 're still hungry, visit the little Greek restaurant north of the Mall on Wisconsin (I forget its name> but they make really terrific gyro saodwiches. The ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS • • • • UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: APPLIANCES CARPETING DRAPES FURNITURE • HEAT AND WATER • ALL ELECTRIC • PARKING • LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM$ 205.00 PER MONTH ---------- STUDENT SPECIAL ---------- 1 STUDY 1N COMFORT , we WILL cov ER YOUR SEMESTER 11 l $ BOOK ANO SUPPLY EXPENS ES UP TO $10000 WITH THIS COUPON $ OFFER LIMITEO TO NON RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER 11 , 1983 LEASE I Ofhr expu.s Otc. 31, 1982 I 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m., Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. ORCHARD COURTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin•' Baklav3 for s r · . weren't in it. Don't get depressed Head towar .. th ea t id of and don't J your mind . Catch a Mil~auk .. V1 it Bra~Y. Sl. a~~ bus to som wh re. Watch Dr. Who . mt r tm old builcling \h n unday nights and don't worry re · taurant and people 1wi about Monday, there's no chool. beards and long hair and P • k M k Think Vi it the Oriental Th atre on Wor · 8 e ~me money · orlh Farwell and see a movi e. about . ond sem ter and your Go to the Jazz Gallery and sweat upcom1!1g classes . Soon enough through a jazz jam. Tap your toes, lha~ will all be here, then _the drum your fingers, get into it. spnng, the bl d wa~ spnng, Look at the people arowid you and and another lol va~atton. they will look back at you with a A~ fl'!aybe. I wnte another I k that says "THIS is music. " article hke th1 . . . 00 , . You look at them and you know at s d p 1 true. Buy a map, get to know tu ent oetry your way around. Go see the orch tra at the PAC. It' not too expensive . Visit Milwaukee. What to do in Raci and Ken ha? Well . . . In Racine go downtown and wat h the Wheary 1ights in the quare, not too long or you'll freeze t death . Tak your girlfriend to th R taurant at th n w Sheridan Hotel out on Wa hingtoo Ave . Go o a bar. Have a party or go to a party. it in Regency all and wond r why the kids want to play so many video games , are they escaping from reality, do some armchair psychoanalysis and wonder where you will be sitting ten year from this day. In Keno ha go to a bar. Well, maybe. See the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the UA, or even better, see it at the Oriental in Milwaukee, which I should have mentioned before, damn it. Kenosha, I don't know much about Kenosha. Visit Racine. What to do over the holidays? Write stori or poems about things, or take pictures. Change MYF TH R' OBLEHO 1E b · teph n Kalmar II typical of the decreped insanity a long th sooty lake, the mourning breeze bring cloud of ov r - ripe wage , mixing with the du t of the sweating playground. earth bleached faces hine with anxio pri n gl m , youth ri ing over the lummed horizon - each haod a little fist, each mouth an angry sentenal guarding dark ea - green pa sioos. blood red lip; sparkle a night - life' visage, each night a barbed needle, each hate looking for that angry fix, finding no substance in the light. raggedy madness frames, each suspended doubt carries frustrated pride, each circular moment shines on my hiding place. The IJWP»T Presents Zin In ~Qneert At The Christmas Party In The Union Square Dec.11th Tickets at the Union Info Desk Cost$2.00Advance$2.50atDoor Admission Includes 2 Beverages U()C)RS ()PEN B Pm BAI\lg STARTS~~ GET YOUR TICKET TODAY Bud 24 can flat •719 Gancia ~ Asti Spumante '659 .)F.-.J...._lft• buy one, t Case 873" get one free Lamhrusco Lowenhrau 750 ml 1.5 It. , 6NR Btls. •299 •499 •229 Case '8'' A Poem. The Day Before The Day Before Christmas As told to Nick Thome It twas the day before the day before Christmas When all through the house Every creature was stirring including the mouse All the stockings that hung By the chimney with care Were soon to find they were to stay bare I in my kerchief and mom in her cap Had just settled down for a short winter's nap y When out on the lawn We heard such a clatter We sprang from our beds To see what was the matter And what to our wonderous eyes should appear Dad marching about the yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The fat little man so jolly and quick Strew broken toys and rags on the snow Giving his cigarette a flick Then giving yell for all to hear Santa's been mugged there's no Christmas this year -New Music Love Over Gold" places art over airplay hbvy KBAoKb IKfliAecslliinnrgt ' News Editor What a difference a fresh move can make. A change of scenery can balance one's perspective and provide a variety of fresh experiences, a hedge against stagnation. The barrage of new experiences can be overwhelming sometimes, but often the subject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler is the driving force behind Dire Straits, and an Englishman who recently transplanted himself to New York. For Knopfler, the American influence has added an expansive new horizon to his normally cynical visions of the lives of struggling young Britons. The grandeur that was hinted at in last year's critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening song, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfler's former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky horizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream. Taking a cue from Bruce Springsteen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile as the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby And a story by Nick Thome The story behind 'The Day before the Day before! by Nick Thome The poem above is about a Christmas that almost didn't happen in 1963. It seems, although most of the country was doing well in '63, my friend's family was not so lucky. Her father worked on the road and had little contact with his children. He did not know that his wife had purchased most of the Christmas presents in advance. On the day before the Day before Christmas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer, only to find it about one - fourth its normal size. He stormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in her field, promptly shrugged her shoulders and said "What do I look like, an accountant?" This was not the answer he wanted to hear. After exchanging a few unpleasantries the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the head office. The father left the office a little bit ticked - off and no richer for his efforts. So, he stopped at one of the local watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy discussions with his friend Jack Daniels, the daddy decided on a plot to cure his Christmas problems. Jack leaned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this miserable time of the year. All you got to do is like my old grandpappy used to say." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack smiled his wry little smile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud stared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. "We don't need people to see you talking to shot glasses." With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in his terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, he accidently alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they were all given with love and the Christmas spirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents aren't doing too well. Nothing puts life into an old pair of ice skates better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these rivers of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the streets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. This is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "basement tapes" feel of earlier records. The most interesting song on the album is the quasi - punk "Industrial Disease," Knopfler's version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian businessmen grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by the last verse Knopfler is quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip - tease." Being Knopfler's debut as a producer, the record does get into excesses. All the songs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a sense of ennui as the album progresses. To listen to the entire album in one sitting without becoming bored is a challenge for only the most dedicated listener. Another problem is one of Dire Straits' identity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselves. Remember the group's first hit "Sultans of Swing," where Knopfler's vocals and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springsteen's English cousin. "Industrial Disease," by the same token, is a Kinks / Clash hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie star detective, the heartbeat rhythm and bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in one piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compositions have little to do with Knopfler's lyrical talents, which have always been the group's greatest asset. Not only does Knopfler emulate Springsteen, in the first cut, he surpasses him. Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disease" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfler was satisfied with his first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong sense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not short and catchy, and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. Instead, each song is a dream in Knopfler's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Over Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 10-11, Friday - Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 10, Monday. Northeastern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m. Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME, 1 p.m. Jan. 17, Monday. Carthage College. HOME, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIBE FOOO SERVICE FINAL EXAMS A SEMESTER BREAK FINAL EXAMS SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AAA - 2:00 PAA THRU WED., DEC. 22 CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 15 -New Music A Poem. • The Day Befor The Da · B for hrl tmas told to. 'lck Thome • Hlove Over Gold" places art over airplay It tw the day befor the day befor Chri mas When all through the hous Every er ture was tirring including the mo All the tockings that hung By the chimn y with car Were n to find they were to y I ln my kerchief and mom in her cap Had j ttled down for a hort wint • nap When out on the lawn We heard uch a clatter We prang from our beds To what w the matter nd what to our wonderous eye should appear Dad marching about th yard Acting like eight tiny reindeer The rat little man so jolly and qui trew o en toy and r on th OW Giving hi cigar te a nick Then givi yell for all to h ar nta' mugged there' no hr, m thi year by Bob Kl ling ew Editor What a difference a f h move can make. A change of scenery can balance on • per pective and provide a variety of fr h experience • a hedge again t tagnation. The barrage of new experienc can be overwhelming m tim , but often the ubject comes away with a much expanded point of view. Mark Knopfler i the driving force behind Dir Strai , and an Engli hman who recently tranplanted him lf to ew York. For Knopfler. the American influ nee has dded an expansive n w horizon to hi normally cynical vi 10 of the lives of truggling young Brit . The grandeur that was hinted at in la t year' critically - acclaimed "Making Movies" came to full flower in "Love Over Gold." The opening ong, "Telegraph Road," replaces Knopfl r' former pastel vignettes with a wide, dusky h rizon dotted with neon pinpoints, guiding the way to a new type of American dream Taking a cue from Bruce pring teen, Knopfler uses the image of the automobile a · the archetype of American rootlessness: "Believe in me baby • • • And a story by Nick Thome Th tory Mhlnd 'Th Da for th Da ht-for ! b 'lck Thome The poem above i about a Christmas that almo t didn't happen in 1963. It m , although most of the COWltry wa doing well in '63, my friend' family was not lucky . H fat r worked on t road and had littl contact with hi children . He did not know that hi wife had purcha ed m t of the Chri tmas pr n in advance. On the day before th Day before Chri mas the patriarch picked up the paycheck from his employer. only to find it about one • fourth its normal size. He tormed back to the window and demanded to know why the check was so small. The clerk, being well trained in h r field, promptly shrugged her houlders and said "What do 1 look like, an accountant?" Thi was not the amwer he wanted to h ar After excha~ing a few unpleasantri the clerk agreed to file an inquiry with the h d office. 11le father left the office a little bit ticked• off and no richer for his effort . So, he stopped at one of the 1 al watering holes to have a drink and ponder his predicament. While engaging in lengthy di us ions with his friend Jack Daniel , the daddy decided on a plot to cur his Christma pr bl m . Jack 1 ned over and said, "Lookee here Bud, there's no need to be down about this mi rable time of the year All you got to do is like my old grandpappy u ed to ay." Bud stared at Jack and said "What the hell are you babbling about now?" Jack miled hi wry little mile and said, "Bud, I got a way for you to get over. All you have to do is bust up some toys in your back yard and make like a bunch of little brats mugged ole Saint Nick." Bud tared at Jack and said, "So you think that'll work? Maybe it will. I think I'll give it a try." "Alright Pal you're cut off," stated the bar owner. ·•we don't need people to ee you talking to shot glas . " With that Bud left the bar and headed to the Goodwill store to pick up the accomplices, the toys to be smashed into little bits, in hi terrible act. As the poem states, he actually executed the plan to the letter. However, in doing so, h accid ntly alerted the entire neighborhood of our family's plight. The rest of the families in the area help my mom fill the void in the shopping list without my father catching wind of it. You see, the girl who recounted the poem to me is my older sister. As it turned out it was one of the best Christmases I remember, because even if some of the presents weren't brand new, they w re all giv n with love and the Christmas pirit. Maybe this year you too may know some kid whose parents arm 't doing too well. othing puts life into an old pair of ice skat better than a new kid to wear them. Merry Christmas to all. and I'll take you away; from out of this darkness and into the day; from these river of headlights these rivers of rain; from the anger that lives on the treets with these names." All these lyrical fireworks are bursting over a softly compelling bed of guitar, drums and synthesizer. Thi is the first time Dire Straits has used electronics to such an extent; the result is a more polished texture than their first three efforts. There is none of the "ba ement tapes" feel of earlier records The most interesting song on the album is the qua i - punk "lndu trial Disea e," Knopfler' version of Sinclair's industrial jungle, where Machiavellian bu in sm n grind their workers into the ground like so much used machinery. The company controls everything; the worker has no recourse but to keep on struggling. The bright, bouncy music suggests a lighthearted nihilism that gives the song its cynical bite. This is the most political song of the album, and by th la t ver Knopner i quoting a ficticious folk singer: "They give you Rule Brittania, gassy beer, page three; Two weeks in Espana and the Sunday strip • t a . " Being Knopfler's debut a producer, the record doe get into exc . All the ngs end with a long, drawn out guitar solo, contributing to a ense of eMui as the album progres . To It ten to the entire album in one itting without b oming bored i a challenge for only the mo t dedicated Ii tener. Anoth r problem is one of Dire Straits' id ntity. On the album they continue to sound like any other group but themselve . Remember the group' first hit "Sultan of Swing," where Knopfler' vocal and guitar leads were a dead ringer for Bob Dylan? It's true here too. "Telegraph Road" sounds like it was written by Springst n' English cousin. "lndu trial Di ea e," by the me token, i a Kink / Cla h hybrid. And on "Private Investigations," a song about a bitter movie tar detective, the heartbeat rhythm nd bleak chording sound like they were lifted, in on piece, from "The Wall." Keep in mind, though, that the compo itio have little to do with Knopfler'" lyrical talent , which have always been the group' greatest as l. ot only d Knopfler mulate pringsteen, in the first cut, he urpasses him Knopfler has a depth of emotion The Boss would be hard put to achieve. And "Industrial Disea e" is a fresh approach to a rather tired subject. One gets the feeling that Knopfl r wa atisfied with hi first production attempt. While the record drags at times, there is also a strong ense of continuity throughout, and the record's tone speaks of a painstaking attention to detail. The five songs on "Love Over Gold" are not hort and catchy. and so are not likely to get a lot of FM air play. In tead, each song i a dream in Knopfier's new expanded vision, and he has made no concession to sensationalism. "Love Ov r Gold," appropriately named, places artistry over air play. W0, 1E '• BA KETB LL Dec. 10-11, Friday • Saturday. St. Francis College Tournament. Jan. 7, Friday. Carroll College. Away, 7 p.m. Jan 10, M nday. orthea tern Illinois. Away, 7 p.m . Jan. 14-16, Friday - Saturday. Parkside tournament. HOME. 1 p.m. Jan. 17, ionday. Carthage College. HO 1E, 5 p.m. Jan. 20, Thursday. Rockford. HOME, 5 p.m. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK ---~ /. .. ; . . -: . . HOURS ,_ALD_qs 1111 .. IOOII: 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM THRU WED., DEC. 22 SEMESIEI IIEAI( CLOSED DEC. 23 - JAN. 16 -IOII SG. IIILL: CLOSED FROM DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: 7:30 AM - 8:00 PM THRU THUR., DEC. 23 7:30 AM - 2:00 PM 16 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete Coach Profile — Lucian Rosa by Patricia Cumbie Looking for a gift for an athlete, but don't know what to get? Area stores can help in giving suggestions on what to buy. For the runner, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up suits ($50-$100), shorts ($15), shoes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking stuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are running diaries, calendars, and running books. The more economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other sports minded individuals may like to receive sports equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Christmas gifts. Now people are buying gifts for the anticipated ice fishing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical gift for the ice fisherman on your list. A unique gift is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle loaders popular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDEII CMI NATIONAL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 RAILROAD PRODUCTS 6-1 WESTERN PUBLISHING 5.2 HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I 5-2 SOUTHWAY SUPPLY 5-2 ALFREDO'S 5-2 COLONIAL LIQUOR 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Buy for LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. MAKE EXTRA CASH by selling your old textbooks. The CBE give you the highest price on campus. The Campus Book Exchange Level 1 WLLC Concourse 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS D*c. 1 thru Due. 23 CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Fri, Bowling - 50' Game Pool - 50' % Hour We've Got A Game For You I 9a. m. -6p. m. 9a. m. -6 p. m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. by Patricia Cumbie Lucian Rosa is the head coach of Parkside's men's cross country and men's track teams. He also teaches Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degree and be a full - time runner, participating in cross country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa received a degree in business and a coaching certificate. Since 1977, he has been head cross country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long distance runners. He also helps many high school running coaches with their programs. Rosa believes hard work is the road to success. "I believe in hard work, hard work always pays off." The goals he sets for his athletes are usually to qualify for the NAIA Nationals. Thus the workouts are usually hard. The cross country team works on distance and they lift weights for strength. Track workouts are more varied; they work on distance, sprints and strength training. The goal of the workouts is to become a complete athlete. Even though outstanding talent is desired, it is not a prerequisite for participation in track. To Lucian, this sport is open for everyone regardless of past experience. Lucian lives with his wife, also from Sri Lanka, and their two - year - old daughter in Kenosha. Apart from his family and work as instructor and coach, he doesn't have much free time. He used to have more leisure in Sri Lanka, where he started his athletic career playing soccer. Occasionally he plays racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED. . PROFESSIONAL TYPING: Term papers, resumes, letters. Spelling and grammar included. Call Lynn Holtze and leave a message on my tape. 552-7512. A.A. MEETING - Every Wednesday, Moln 211, between 1 & 2 p.m. BOOK SALE: 50% oft. The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's, 312 - 6th Street, Racine. Nov. 24th - De c. 11th. Bring this ad for 50% off. SONGWRITERS/MUSICIANS: Professional leadsheets. Painstakingly transcribed and copied. Send cassette of your song, a lyric sheet, and a check or money order for $15 per song to: Le Musique, 744 Park Ave., Racine, Wis. 53403. Also, get our course on how to do your own leadsheets and music copying. For serious songwriters and musicians only. Complete book course, only $4.95. Send for yours today. TYPING • my home, Student rates. Fast, professional service. Call Debbie at 681- 3522. WILLOW HILLS - sublet one bedroom apt. for four months, $245 per month. Quiet building, no escrow required, security locked. 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McEwen of Rockefeller University will talk on "Sexual Differentiation of the Brain." The lecture is free and open to the public. PLAY "The Glass Menagerie" at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Advance admission prices are $2.50 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $3.50 f or others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Saturday, Dec. 11 Glass Menagerie" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. MOVIE Bread and Chocolate" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats have been sold. Sunday, Dec. 12 CONCERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for others. Tuesday, Dec. 14 CONCERT at noon in Main Place featuring the University Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. fggs, Bacon & alt the Pancakes you can eat! $259 Any rime of day. Anu day of the week • upsr*" "s> ",M *» «r««* °<«»«. • 2 strip, of Okw Mayers best bacon pork sausage links or 2 A^«d« a«T»a« vrvesXp'e/c^ia^l4 o n*"ce.°. wer Amt,lc* • All the lite It fluffy buttermilk pancakes /ou can eat 3619 - 30th Ave. SENATE I'm glad you can spell "adiournment." — Any PSGA Is that how you spell "representative?" RED you're losing your hair. Just like Phill BRIAN & STEVE Had a falling out lately? SENATOR KALMAR - Have you found the Senate office yet. Us. PSGA • If silence is golden, no wonder you guys are broke. Love, the neighbors. SPORTS EDITOR is desperate. Now accepting applications. PAUL -1 really want you and need you! Love, Tim. TROG I want your hairy body. Love, Paul. MARGIE U. Are you still looking for action? I (one-third inc.) - Ja cob A. is on your tail. WOULD the person who borrowed the Walkman off the Comm Arts theater stage please return it. I know who you are and would like to avoid a hassle. FINALLY!!! MENC has rice krispie squares! It's about time! THE NUMBER for save Larry is ... HI! HOW THE HELL ARE YA? I MISS Drakes Cakes, the Boss, salt water and P.H.! ACE REPORTER Thanks for the cookies & thought. Merry Christmas. Bob FOXY, GREEK GODDESS You're so . . . talented, fun, cute, soft, and intriguing. "Swiss Me" with a Hopfenperle tonight. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER I'm a Foxy, Greek Goddess and I choose with whom I share a Hopfenperle - t he "Swiss Me" beer. Foxy, Greek Goddess FOXY, GREEK GODDESS If I could "Swiss You" with a Hopfenperle beer, all my dreams would be fulfilled. Secret Admirer SECRET ADMIRER - In all my dreams I've never considered you as the sharer of my Hopfenperle • The Swiss Beer. No "Swiss Me" for you. Foxy PINOCHLE ROD: Your time is coming! Revenge will be sweet. MERRY CHRISTMAS PARKSIDE STUDENTS AT THE YMCA!!! The RA's. MOLLY - "THE EAR ON PARKSIDE:" We'll be looking forward to chatting with you and gossiping next semester, whether it is in private or in public. Love, Ed and Lou. TO TONY ROGERS, the Feature Editor of this paper: You've been my friend, and taken all of the abuse I can dish out. To be very honest, I'm not sure what I would've done without you this semester. Thanks for everything, Pat. TO PAT M.: While you're busy keeping an eye on your friend, Pat H„ she has a short message for you: Their Hearts Are Now Kind. Stone Texture Off. Addled Forces Retreat, imagination Exists Non - Defeated. PAT M. plays Pinochle. DOJA: You're fantastic! Thanks for all your help! Karen. P.S. ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOMEN: How would you like to see twelve of UWP's most handsome men on your wall? Call x2295 for details. INGRID: How's Herby hanging? DEAR LUIS, Futh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pat, Dave, Steve, Mike, Red, Jeannie, Ingrid and Ear: Just thought I'd say hello! Harry STUDENT BODY: Dancers do it in all positions. CHARLIE: Still playing musical chairs. Am I next? J.N. EAR: Love the hair; We've got to get together again. New office, you know. J.K. SISTER SLAMA: We miss you at the Convent. Love Mother Theresa. DAVE: Would you walk a mile for a Camel? PHIL: Don't worry. Try hairline creations. JIMMY: How's the budget coming? We want to know. The students (who pay you!). IDOJ AND UC: good friends are the best. FRICK AND FRACK: we love you anyway. HAPPY HOLIDAZE to everyone at the Thursday afternoon Gus Sorensen Social Science Roundtable. Norm MERRY CHRISTMAS to the Ranger staff. Tony RJK: Peace to the first Queen Mary College gay club. LY TR°,S: Have you hugged our Editor today? NEWS STAFF: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Bob PETE: Welcome to the neighborhood. We . n?i°y.,-he s?curi,y- PSGA and Ranger d«tcv t. Picture. Is that your good side? vX .. Tha,'s a cute name for an Editor. Chuckles PAT: We'll let you into the Locker Room anytime. The Basketball Team 7 • l^':r,Y.ou be,fer keep an eye on your friend Pat H. K": I hear it's not very wide but it sure is short. My Parents are suspicious. I niV be gettin9 9°od grades. Ar77V,..I!d weYe not haPPy ab°ut it. UWP ARTHUR: "BUDDY???" MARILYN B.: I know somebody who Mrs. you. CHRissiE: You have nice bones, to say the least. MARILYN B.: We all Miss you. DR. DREWW'S ARTS REVIEW: See Pg. 10 lo. B-: Some 01 us even Ms- you- IS the Ty'enol Killer!!! 7-7° J Thanks for "Burned Up." Merry Christmas. Tony RANGER: Congratulations on your record setting issue! Nice work!! Tuurt HELP WANTED TWO GO-GO DANCERS to perform with band, 50 s and 60's music. Dec. 10-11, 8:30 30 3 m-' S4°- Ca" 452-6260 or 652 •j820. 16 Thursday, Decem r 9, 1982 RANGER Gifts for the athlete by Patric! Cumbie Looking for a gift for an alhlete, but don't koow what to get? Area stores can help in giving ugge tions on what to buy. For the runn r, there is a wide selection of gifts to choose from. Popular gifts include: warm up uit {$50-$100), shorts ($15), oes $30 - $80), and polyproplene long underwear. Stocking tuffers (items that are considerably cheaper too) are runrung diaries, calendars, and rwming books. The moc economical and useful gifts are socks, hats and mittens. Other port minded individuals may like to receive port equipment. Golf, fishing, racquetball and hunting equipment are popular Chri tmas gifts. Now people ar buying gifts for the anticipated ice Ci hing season. Cold weather clothing would be the most practical girt for the ice fish rman on your list. A unique girt is black powder gun kits now on the market. They are working replicas of the muzzle load rs PQpular 200 years ago. The kits range in price from $35 - $250. Parkside shooting team's standings UW-PARKSIDE II CMI NATIO AL GUARD PARADISE BODVEN'S MARTY'S 6-1 6-1 5-2 5-2 5-2 5-2 RAILROAD PRODUCTS WESTERN PUBLI HI G HOLECREW UW-PARKSIDE I SOUTHW AY SUPPLY ALFREDO' COL NIAL LIQUOR ~ Buyfor LESS Sell for MORE SAVE MONEY on next semester's books. The CBE has the lowest prices on textbooks on campus. 30% OFF ALL CALCULATORS Dec. 1 .. ,. Dec. 23 At CAMPUS STORE REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 20-23 . MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY 50' SPECIAL Mon.-Frl. Bowling • so• Game Pool • so• ½ Hour We've Got A Game For Youl 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9a.m.-6p.m. 9 a. m. - 6 p. m. 4-3 4-3 3-4 2-5 2-5 2-5 0-7 Coach Profile - Lucian osa b Patricia Cumbie Lucian Ro is the head coach or Park ide 's men's er country and men's track teams. He also teache Physical Education here. His hometown is Kandy, Sri Lanka. He came to Parkside to get his degr and be a full - time runner, participating in cro country and track. While here he became an All - American many times. Rosa eived a d gr in business and a coaching certif~ cate. Since 1977, he ha been head er s country coach and assistant track coach. This year he will be head track coach. He mainly worked with long di ance runn r . He al helps many high hool running coach ilh th ir programs. Rosa believe hard work I the road to su e . "I believe in hard work, hard work alway pays off." Th goal he t for his athl te ar ually to qualify for the ational . Thu the workou re usually hard. The cross coW1try team work. on di lance and th y lift weights for strength. Track workouts are mor varied; th y work on distan e, sprint and trength training. The goal or the workou is to become a compl te CLASSIFIED . . . CLASSIFIED . . Pl!OFIESSIONAL TYPING; Tt'rm pa~s. rnumes, letters Sp.1111111 and grammar 1n<:ludtd. C.11 Lynn Houze and leave • m eoe on my tape 552 7512 A.A. ME TING Ev..-y Wedne$d!IY, Moln 211, betw@en 1 & 2 pm. IIOOK SALE: .SO OIi , T~ Old Book Corntr at M4rtha mrrell' , 312 6th Strwl, l!acln•. NOY 241h De<: . 11th . Brln9 !his tel for 50 o1f SONGWRITERS/MUSICIANS: PrOlesslonel !Neish ts, Pain tak,nolv traiucrilMd ancl copltd. Send ca etlt of your 01111, a lyric heel, and• <:heck or money ordtr !Of' S15 pt>r song to: Le Muslque, 744 Park Ave., 1!11c1ne, W,s. 53«:13 . At,so, 9et our coul'M! on how to do ywr own I adshftts end music copying. For ur,ou1 songwrll rs ancl mu>iclans only. Compl le bOok course. only SA 9S . Send tor yours tOday, TYPING my hom • Sludenl rel . FIii, proHtu,onal serv ice, C.11 Ddlbie at 681 3522 WILLOW HILLS ~ubletone bedroom 11pl, '°" lour months , $2"5 per month Qui , building, no escrow requ,rtd, HCUrily loc:ktd . Phone 656 6663 or 652 ~142 all..- S p .m WANTED stvclentl TO Study Comm th Call Mick 652 9099 . P RSONA.LS T RRY T. termlnallon t,ckttl lo be ten dtf' d tomorrow . DIIOV • TT 5'1'($ you're .. " to •bu Sh lov• II. PHIL I' ll be'°'' without you , 0 v DAV H. forget Phil. Theu Is. av• Terry, LIEG DAVE what's 11 Ilk• 10 be a lhffP7 Curiou-. DAV Do you ta ,. tvlf'Ylhlt\Q \'OU find .. draw rs? JILL you haw • unique way ot com munlcallng JIM r memb r whtn . • love, Eerl...,e, Jill 11nd One . k inky. JIM we're glad you can 1pel I " ancetlld " PO'd Coming Events Thursday, Dec. 9 BREAK ST El\tlN H at 7 :45 a.m. in nion 106. Fr d Pali Ad- ~inislr live_ ~Cicer ?f Th uth ast r,:i Wi con in Regional ' Ianrung Comm1s 10n, wdJ talk on "Technique. of taking Effectiv Budgetary Presentations." all ext. 2518 for reservations . .MO\"lF. "Bread and hocolate'' will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the nion inema. AH eat have been old. Friday, D c. JO LECTURE at 1 p.m . in GR 101. Dr . B. McEwen of Rock fell r University will talk on " exual Differ ntiation of the Brain.' ' The lecture is free and open to the public. PL\ V " The Glass 1:enagerie" at 8 p.m in Studio B. Advance admi. ion price· re 2 .50 f r Par id tud nt. , facult , taff nd nior citizen and $3 .50 for oth r . Tick t ar availabl at th nion In formation Center. aturd , ·, D . 11 PLAY"TheGla s 1 nag ie"willbe r peated a tBp.m. in tudio , tO\'_U , " ~read and Chocolate " will be repeated al 8 : 30 p.m . m th mon Cinema. All ats have been sold . unday, D c. 12 0 'CERT at 3:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admi ion at the door is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and S3 for other . Tue da • D c. 11 ·o 'CERT at noon in Main Place featuring the Univer ity Band and Choir. Admission is free; all are welcome. Eggs. Bacon fr all the Pancakes you can eat! s2s 9 Any time of day. Anu day of the • lAAlo<m-fr..,.099sheo.,.,,, ..... -ou , •• 'fffi • ll1rtp1ot~>.1~1lle«o.tc:onor2 ----•onlo.s • An th<t 1> 1• tlufly butttrm,lk ••nuk .. ,OU n1•1 ,; • 3619 · 30th Ave. athlete. Ev n lhough OU landing talent is desired, it i not a pr equi ite for participation in track. To Lucian this sport i open for everyone regard! of pa t experi nee. ucian liv with hi wife, also from ri Lanka, and their two - year - old daught in Kenosha. Apart from hi· family and work as in Lructor and coach, he d n 't have much free tim . He u ed to have mor lei ure m ri Lanka, wher he started his athl tic car r playing soccer. Occa ionally he play racquetball, volleyball, and badminton. . CLASSIFIED. . M R Y CHlll5TMA5 PARKSIO STUD NTS AT TH YMCAIII Ttw MOL Y • "THE Al! ON PARKSIDE:" 'II be too nQ lorw rel o chat ng h you nc1 1105S p lflll I sem , I II n pr v• or In l)Ub ll<: Love, d nd Lou TO TONY ROGERS, F atu Ed, or Of th, s paper You' ve n my tr,tnd, ncl II OI I I can d OUI To be VtfY I\Onesl , I'm not wr wllal I ould 'v dOM WtlhOUI you lhi sem t • Than I '°" Ntf'ylt>lnv, Pa TO PAT M, : Wllllt YoU' re bu y k pong an eve on your friend , Pat H ., hes • ort m aae to,- vou Their H r Ar <Nt K,ncl . st- Texture Oft Addi«! Fore Retreat , tmagt"- ion llh11ts Non Def t PAT M, plays P1nochlt. DOJA• You're fantastl<:1 Thanks tor all YOU1' help ! Kar~. p s . ILYMTOVVM HEY PARKSIDE WOM N: H<Nt WOUid you Ilk• to see twelw Of UWP' I fflOII hanclsome rnen on your wan? Call x2295 tor d 1111, INGRID: How's Herby hanglnv? DEAi! LUIS Fulh, Chuck, Jim, Al, Pal, Dave. Steve. Mike, Red, Jeannie, Ingrid and E11r · J~I Thought I'd w,y hello! Harry STUDENT IIOOY: Dancers do it In all positions. CHARLII : Still playlno musical <:hairs Am I nu!? J ,N EAR: Love the hair; we·ve IIOI to ~• 1091111\er again. New office, you know. J.K. SISTER SLAMA; We miu yOu ., the Con vent Love Mothef' Ther8M. Dl'VE; Would you walk a mite tor a C.met? PHIL, Don't worry. Try lllllrline creallons JIMMY, How's the budge! cornh•19? Wt went to know The students (who pay you!) , IDOJ AND UC; QOOd lrlencls llnl the best. FRICK AND Fl!ACK: WI love vou 11nyway. HAPPY HOLIDAZE to Neryon• •• the Thurs<111y fl noon Gus Sorenten 5oclat S<:ienc,. l!oundtable . Norm MERRY CHRISTMAS 10 the Ranger staff Tony RJK : p a<:e to the first Qu..., IMry College gay club. LV TRO!S : Have you huOQed our Editor l<ld.,y? Nl!WS STA.FF: Merry Chrlstma Ind • Happy New v r Bob PETE Welcome to the MighborhOod. w enjoy lhe 1eeur1ty. PSGA and Ranger LUIS: Nice picture. 11 thet your good side, PAT Y: That·, a cut name for an Editor. Chuckles PAT: W '11 I I you Into !ht LOCklf Room anytime , The &sk~lball T am PAT M.: You belier k p an eye on your lr l nd Pal H. ''I(": I hHr 11' not v«y wldl but It sur Ill hort JI! ANN t E: My parents ar suspicious. t SMOULO be 91'1111"1Q gOOd gradeS . JILL: And 'rt not happy abOUt It, UWP ARTHUR: "8UOOY??7" MA.Rf LYN •. , I know som.iiocty who Mn you. CHRISS! . You hllv nlct bones, lo UY Ille least. MARILYN 8.: We all Ml you D~6. OREWW'S A.RTS R&VIEW: SN Pg IO MARILYN 8. : Som1 Of u ~en Ma, you. LV TROl5 ~ lie Tylenol Ktlltrll! CAROL: Than I tor " Burned UP" Mffry Chrl1tmas. Tony RANG R : ConQratuta ons on your ncord 11ing SU I Nie work t 1 Hl!LPWANTED TWO 00-00 DANC ltS 10 perform with • banc1 , 50's ancs 60' m11$ 1c 0ec 10 11, 1 •311 P m 1:•30 ~ Call 2 or 2 Men's Basketball RANGER Thursday, December 9,1982 17 Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race by Scott Cannalte The Parkside Basketball team jumped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW - Oshkosh and never looked back. The Rangers easily won the game 105-94. Although the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very disappointed with the overall play of the bench. Said Johnson, "I was very happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a benrt h»Hyed pathetically- Our portunities^o game ou^of reach yet they didn't " The Rangers had leads of 19 wints in fhHe first half and 22 Eve ,the.Second half only to TL Ga?S cut down quickly The only bright spot for the was the play of center HILL alms for the basket. Kevin Ziegler. Ziegler scored 33 Points, pulled down 14 rebounds and virtually dominated play at both ends. He seemed to score at will and had 3 three - point plays to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's balanced scoring attack with 20 points. Cornell Saddler had 19 points while 6'3" forward Jay Rundles and 5'8" guard Harlan Hill each added 18 points. Parkside, now 2-1, plays the next seven games on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 against Northern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wisconsin Junior Powerlifting meet will be Dec. 11 at the Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. The lifting' will start at 11 a.m. Powerlifting is similar to wrestling in that the participants are divided into weight classes ranging from 114 pounds to super heavy. Competition consists of three different lifts. The squat will be the first lift on Saturday. This lift entails squatting and standing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying on his back. The final lift will be the dead lift. The dead lift is where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. All competition will start with the 114 pound class and proceed to the super heavy. The Parkside Nordic Ski Club will sponsor the sixth annual cross country skiing race and citizens tour Sunday, Jan. 9 at 11 a.m. The race distance will be 16.5 kilometers on Parkside's National cross country course. The entry fee will be $7 pre - race and $10 on the day of the race. The first 150 finishers will receive a certificate and the top three finishers in the 14 divisions will receive an award. For more information, contact Kai Hanen, President of Parkside Nordic Ski Club at 878-2777 or 553- 2446. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played well, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach Noreen Goggin after the Rangers 81-48 loss to Lewis University Dec. 1. Midge Schinderle, a 5'11" freshman was Parkside's high scorer with 12 points. Saturday did not favor the Rangers either as they lost to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two outside shooters that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). The free throws also hurt us," commented Goggin. North Central Coach R. Wayne organ said the game was competitive, aggressive and that both teams made mistakes they probably won't make again. "In h! second half, we shot hot and tnese short scoring spurts were ^npugh to win," he commented. these early season wins are usually from whoever gets the breaks. We'll be seeing Parkside IFI"1 at their tournament (Jan. . and next time they may win." J J The Parkside team felt the was lost due to rebounding. They were a good shooting team and we gave them too many second and third shots at the basket," commented Schinderle, Saturda°red 12 po'nts a®ain on ''We're inexperienced. We get under pressure and we get a little shakey. We'll improve the more We Play together," commented senior Laurie Pope. The 6'0" center scored 14 points in Saturday's game. ''The bench played well tonight. Juat was a plug " commented Junior Cindy Ruffert. The 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resumes play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Waukesha. £e adond ar eetilii ng v w.pau The Parkside Union FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE; REC. CENTER; SWEET SHOPPE; DEC. 15 - 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20 -23 —10:30 AM -10:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 — 9:00 AM - 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3 -16 —6:00 PM -10:00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 - JAN. 16 C LOSED - RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 Men's Basketball - Rangers improve record Ski Club sponsors race b oU Cannalte ,i,e Parkside Basketball team Jum.ped out to a quick 8-0 lead over UW • Oshkosh and never looked blck. The Ranger easily won the pme 105-94. Atu,ough the Rangers won, Coach Rees Johnson was very dlsappGinted with the overall play oflht!bench. id Johnson, "I was Vf!fY happy with the play of our starters and the job Mark Place (a 6' 4" freshman guard) did off the bench. I thought that the r t of the bench played path tically Our bench .. had numerous . opporturuti to put the game out of reach yet they didn 'l." ~ Rangers had leads or 19 J>O!nts _in the first half and 22 points m the second half only to have the leads cut down quickly _The only bright pot for t~ Titans was the play of center K _vin Ziegl r. Ziegler scored 33 point , pulled down 14 reboun and virtually dominated play at ~h ends. He ·· med to ore at ~ll and ~l! thr • point play to his credit. Brian Diggins led Parkside's ba~anced scoring attack with 20 points . rn 11 addler had 19 points while 6'3" forward J y ~ndl and 5'8" guard H rlan Hill each added 18 point . Par ide, now 2-1, play the next ven gam on the road. The Rangers next home game will be Jan. 15 again t orthern Michigan at 7:30. Jr. Powerlifting The Wi con in Junior Powerlifting m t will D . 11 at the acine YMCA, 725 Lake Ave. Th lifting' will tart at 11 a.m. Powerlifling is similar to wrestling in that the participant are divided into weight cl · ranging from 114 pounds to uper heavy. Competitioo consi ts or three different lifts. The qual will be the first lift on Saturday. Thi lift entails squatting and landing while the bar is placed behind the lifter's head. The second lift will be the bench press. This lift is accomplished while the lifter lifts the weight while laying oo his bac . The final lift will be the dead llit. The dead lift ls where the weight is lifted off the ground for a prescribed amount of time. The winner in each class is determined by totaling their best successful lifts in each category. (}reelin~ 1J WPark6iJe Enjoy with LE HILL alms for the basket. All competition will start with the 11-4 potmd class and proceed to the super heavy. Women's Basketball Free throws and rebounds hurt team by Tori Murray Sports Editor "Offensively and defensively we played wen, we just didn't score," explained womens basketball coach oreen G<iggin after the Rangers 81·48 lo s to Lewis Uniffl'lity Dec. 1. Midge Schin· derle, a 5'11" fr hman wu Parbide' high scorer with 12 pauu, turday did not favor the am.er, either as they l to North Central College 91-76. "We played well. They had two OU ide en that we couldn't stop (Bonnie Hansen, a 6'1" forward, and Kim Wallner, a 5'6" guard). 'l1le free throws also hurt u , " commented Goggin. rth Central Coach R. Wayn organ aid the game wa competili , aggr ·ve and that both teams made mistak they PfObably won't make again. "In the ond half, we hot hot and short scoring spurts wer enough lo win," he commented. ' early n wins are lly from whoever get the breaks. We'll be eeing Parkside 8Pln at their tournament (Jan. 14-18) and n xt time they may win." 1be Parkside team felt the Pme was lost due to rebounding. '7hey were a good shooting team Ind we gave them too many leCond and third shots at the basket," commented Schlnderle, who ICOred 12 points again on Saturday. "We're inexperienced. We get under pr ure and we get a little lbakey. We'll improve the more we play together " commented lenior Laurie p' . The 6'0" center ored °/: points in Saturday's game. "The bench played w l tonight. lbat as a plus," commented )lnior Cindy Ruffert. T 5'4" guard scored 10 points and fouled out in the fourth quarter. Robin Henschel was the high scorer in Saturday's game with 19 points. · During winter break, the team will have three weeks without any games. Goggin feels this is exactly what the team needs at this point of the season. She plans on working on reboudning and defensive play. The team resum play on Jan. 7 against Carroll College in Wauk ha. The Parkside Union \l :ri Iii\ I 11 11 I•' I •I \I,. I ,, ., ····· .,.,. , ..... . · .. ... ,_ ,. ... : : .. ·-:.· ;·=·. ·· ........... - .--~--=-..... ·-- FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS ... SIIARE: a1c.ca11a: swm SHOPPE: DEC. 15 • 17 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20. 23-10: 30 AM - 10: 00 PM DEC. 2-4 • JAN. 16 CLOSED DEC. 15-19 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 20-23 - 9:00 AM· 6:00 PM DEC. 24 - JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3- 16 -6:00 PM- 10: 00 PM (CLOSED SUNDAYS) DEC. 16 • JAN. 16 CLOSED 17 18 Thursday, December 9,1982 RANGER Coach Jim Koch is opening his 13th season as the head wrestling coach at Parkside. He feels that the team may have his most balanced and potentially strongest team ever. Koch's goal for the team is to finish among the top five teams at the NAIA National Championships, and among the top ten teams at the NCAA II National Championships. Early season practices seem to indicate that the starting lineup for the ten weight classes could consist of one senior, six juniors and three sophomores. There are also eight freshmen who are improving. Two two - time NAIA All - Americans highlite the Ranger lineup. Mike Muckerheide, a 158 lb. junior from West Bend, WI placed 6th as a freshman and 7th as a sophomore. His 49 wins places him 14th on the Parkside career win list. Another two - time All American is 126 lb. junior Mike Vania. Mike spent his first two years at Pacific University in Oregon, where he wrestled and placed 2nd and 4th in the NAIA Nationals. Last year a knee injury prevented him from wrestling at Parkside, but this year he seems to be in top form. The senior on the team is 350 lb. heavyweight Paul Roth. In the past two seasons Roth has accumulated a 42-16 record. He set a school record last year by pinning 25 opponents in one season. Junior Matt Kluge who wrestles in the 134 lb. class transferred to Parkside after spending one year at Auburn University. He established a new single season win record with a 33- 7 record. Brian Irek should also have another outstanding year. Last year the 190 lb. junior established a 25-11 record, won the NCAA II Midwest Regional, upset the number one seeded wrestler at the Experience and skill benefit men's wrestling is nrmnina hie MNCP AA AA ITIT Nationals, a_n_dJ was , seeded among the top eight at the NAIA Nationals. Five new wrestlers, each with UW-Parkside as a freshman, but redshirted behind All - American Rick Langer. The past two years he has attended and wrestled at Waukesha County Technical last January. Keyes had a very impressive high school record placing third in the state as a junior and second as a senior. The eight freshmen hoping to 1982-3 UW- PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM — Front Row: D. Duval, M. Nee, T. Kilsdonk J Grover, B. Mergener, J. Qulroz, M. Traas. Middle row: Coach Koch, M. Muckerheide R Rothr:SB inet? M Y^'ry6' M' T' HarHS' C°aCh Win,er' BaCk ^w T.Tde l Keyes, P. previous college wrestling experience, should give the team an unusual amount of seasoning. Mike Nee, a junior who wrestles in the 118 lb. class, was 15-9-1 at Parkside as a freshman in 1977-78. Since then he has attended two other schools, but he still has two years of wrestling eligibility remaining. Mike Winter, a junior who wrestles at 142 lb., attended PACKAOES s7»"lco„,LeTE 25 DIFFERENT SKIS TO CHOOSE FROM, ALL AT WAREHOUSE OUTLET PRICES! CROSS COUNTRY SKI CLOTHING ODLO KNICKERS AND BIB KNICKERS 1/2 PRICE! NORWEGIAN WOOL CAPS: $10.75! - BUY ONE, GET 2nd 1/2 PRICE! POLYPROPYLENE UNDERWEAR ANDMITTENS W NORWEGIAN WOOL SWEATERS, ANAROKSANDSKI JACKETS: 40% OFF! N ^1 M Mi-«v/i\vvcwhan UP IA Ml . S_WEATERS, SOCKS, BW ™ |W astrup's || Warehouse Ski Outlet M rj Store Hours: Mon-Fri. 10-8, Sat. 10-5, Sun. 12-4 W " 4516 52nd St. Kenosha, WI M 652-8461 or 654-3484 *3 Institute where he established an 81-11-3 record and was selected as the outstanding wrestler in his National Junior College Regional tournament. The three sophomore transfers who will wrestle for the Rangers are 150 pounder Ricky Harris from Waukegan, Illinois, 167 pounder Todd Yde from Hartland, Wisconsin, and Ted Keyes, a 177 pounder from Waterford, Wisconsin. Harris spent two years at the College of Lake County, using one year of eligibility; Yde was a teammate of Mike Winter's at Waukesha County Technical Institute where he had a 32-8 record ; Keyes spent one semester at the University of Nebraska, before transferring to Parkside earn a spot in the Parkside lineup include: Jerril Grover, a 118 pounder from Kenosha (Bradford) who was a three time state qualifier and compiled a 59-10-1 record in high school; Tom Kilsdonk, also a 118 pounder from Kimberly, WI. where he had a 62-4 high school record and was a state qualifier; Bruce Mergener, a 126 pounder from Germantown, WI. who placed fifth in the state and had a 49-7-1 record his final two years of high school; Joe Quiroz, a 126 pounder from Racine (Case); Dan Duval, a 134 p ounder from Two Rivers, WI. who was the top rated 132 pounder in Wisconsin last year, placed 3rd in the state and compiled a high school career record of 83-13-2; Mike Traas, a 150 p ounder from Oostburg, WI. who was twice a state qualifier and had a 44-3 record during his final two seasons of competition; Tyrone Harris, a 158 pounder from Waukegan (East), 111., who placed 5th and 3rd in the past two years in the Illinois State Tournament and compiled a high school record of 94-8; and Mark Yeary, a 167 pounder from Glenbard (North), 111. who qualified for the Illinois High School State Meet and had a combined record of 64-14 his junior and senior years. The first home competition for the Parkside team will be the Wisconsin Collegiate Open to be held on Saturday, December 11 at the PE Center. Wrestlers from about 15 Wisconsin and Illinois universities and colleges will be competing in the all day tournament. Preliminary matches will begin at 10:00 A.M. with the final round of wrestling occuririg sometime after 6:00 P.M. An admission charge of two dollars will cover the entire day of wrestling. Parkside's schedule consists of nine other tournaments and seven dual meets. The most competitive of the tournaments on the Parkside schedule is the Southwest Missouri Invitational in January, which features several of the top rated NCAA II and NAIA teams as well as a few top NCAA I schools. The seven duals include four at home, of which Indiana State University, last year's number seven finisher in the NCAA I Nationals should prove to be the most difficult. The national tournament schedule begins with the NCAA II Midwest Regional which is again being hosted by UW-Parkside. Wrestlers from several states will use this meet as their qualifier for the NCAA II Nationals, to be held the following week at North Dakota State University in Fargo, N.D. Following the NCAA II Nationals, the Parkside team will compete in the NAIA Nationals at Minot State University, in Minot, N.D. If a Parkside wrestler can place either first or second at the NCAA II Nationals, he will earn a spot in the NCAA I Nationals to be held in Oklahoma City, OK a week after the NAIA Nationals. 18 Thursday, December 9, 1982 RANGER Athlete Profile - Cornell Saddler Thursday, December 9,1982 Reported by Julie Johnson "He's too nice. He has got to get meaner," commented Coach Rees Johnson on sophomore Cornell Saddler. Saddler, a 6'5" guard and forward, is starting his second year with the Parkside Rangers basketball team. Last year, Saddler averaged 7.3 points and 3.4 rebounds per game. He played in every game of the 29 game season and started in 10 of those games. His high game was 16 points. Like many of last year's team members, Saddler is from Chicago. This year though, only one other player on the team is from Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6'1" guard. "It's better having players from all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the players too well," said Saddler. Johnson feels Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is deceivingly quick. "When he learns to improve his concentration and develop mental toughness, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Personally like to improve "In thp first game (against St Xavierl l didn t get involved with the offense too much and my reborn °ff'" said Saddler tJi I J considers this year's team to have more talent. He feels this season will be competitivdv more difficult, but better. He is looking forward to getting to know his teammates better and justing to Johnson's style. Winter and Running equals caution ri \1upcn.f : i_ _ A * . adcoaching CORNELL SADDLER Sports Sh ots Billy Martin back — again by Robb Luehr Welcome back, Billy Martin. That's what they'll be saying in New York City this spring. Yes, Billy's back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a man whom you've hired and fired two times before? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did you just want another scapegoat for a fading baseball team? I have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin as one of the best managers in recent baseball history. He has turned around almost every team he's managed (most rec ently the Oakland A's). He knows how to motivate players to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one flaw. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy's downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). I do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one more time. I thought Billy had had enough of George's footprints on his ass; but I guess he can stand the pain once more. And so the revolving door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. Now for the quiz portion of the article: Do you know the names and order of the mangers of the Yankees for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order is, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Lene Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can see that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin system for mangers. You can almost predict who will be managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the last time he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners — often during his first season of work. However, he has a pretty sorry bunch of losers to convert this year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and George. At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the likes of Reggie Jackson any more. If the Yanks aren't doing well, and Billy is fired, the next manager should be ... the San Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clucks, than another dumb cluck. by Tori Murray Sports Editor Be aware fellow runners, eventually this year we will get snow! It seems strange to write about winter running when the temperature is in the 60's and there is mud instead of slush on the ground. Soon, though, there will be snow and ice and freezing temperatures (hopefully not any -24 degree days this year, though). Winter running can be enjoyable if the right precautions are taken. Extra clothing, long slow miles, good warm-ups and cool-downs should be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dressed for winter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential since most of the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other garments to wear would be: a turtle neck, Tshirt, shorts, tights or long underwear, one or two pairs of socks, and a sweatsuit. A scarf is optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. Training in the winter should consist of long, slow, easy miles (my favorite type of running). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it is difficult to do much of anything else besides long miles. Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is easy to get by without doing them, the runner can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool - down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a Sports Calendar MEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 11, Saturday. Illinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday - Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA. Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 11, Tuesday. UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. Northern Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 17, Monday. St. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tuesday. Chicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20, Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. MEN'S WRESTLING Dec. 11, Saturday. Wisconsin Collegiate Open. HERE. Dec. 29-30, Wednesday - Thursday. Midlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday. Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan. 14-15, Friday - Saturday. Midwest Classic. Away. nice hot cup of tea. The two biggest fears about winter running are frostbite and hypothermia. If the runner takes the right precautions he should run worry free, but if he does run into problems, here's what to do: for frostbite, he should rewarm the affected part (usually fingers and toes) by putting in warm to hot water. Do not go back outside until skin is completely thawed out, since rewarming and refreezing is worse than leaving it frozen. Treatment for hypothermia, which is when the body temperature drops. Get out of wet clothes and wrap yourself in blankets or take a warm bath. The best time to run in the winter is early morning when traffic is light (watch out for snow plows, though). One of the best runs I ever had was an early morning run after a light snow the night before. Everything was so calm and quiet. The snow made everything look crystalized. That's what makes winter running so special — t he beauty of it. If you've been running all summer and fall, winter is no reason to stop, it's just another season. Dress warm and keep a positive attitude. The hardest part of winter running is getting out in the cold and running. Once you're out there you'll be okay. Answers on Pg . 5 collegiate crossword 1 2 3 4 1 6 7 8 9 lb 11 12 13 14 15 16 l ) 18 19 2U 22 1 23 24 25 26 2/ 28 29 • 35 30 31 33 34 1 41 3b 1 " 38 39 40 42 L • 43 • ••• 44 46 • 46 47 48 51 1 * 53 54 1 55 bb " 58 by 60 81 b2 63 64 ACROSS 1 Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 Maritime manaces 14 Dance o f the Sixties 15 Mrs. Nick C harles 16 Mohammedan de ity 17 S uffix for clear or appear 18 fall 19 " Seeing You," 1938 so ng 20 Info from the grapevine 23 longa, vita brevis 24 Miss Mason 25 Nonsense 26 Illuminated 27 Commit a lawenforcement error 30 "Your Sho w of Shows' star 31 Like the U.S. legislature 35 Heathen 36 Mak e o ne's day 37 Prefix: of birds 38 Portrayer of Charlie Chan 39 C ity in SW Ill inois 40 Ceremonial robes 42 "Just the facts, 9 Singer-actor John "—" 10 Right-angle 43 Creme de extension 44 U nlisted securities 11 Oldtime actress from (abbr.. 45 Road s ubstance 46 P ass by 51 Communications device (abbr.) 52 T heatrical display 55 Harvesting machine 57 War god 58 Pesky insect Scotland (2 wds.) 12 Manufacturer 13 "Massachusetts, there " 21 Memorab le Brando film (2 wds.) 22 Go one up on 28 C rossings 29 "Nevermore" bird 59 Nickname for Esther 30 Race-car driver 60 Alfred of the theater 61 Ga llop 62 Cut the lawn ag ain 63 Backdrops 64 Cash r egister inventory DOWN 1 Burst of activity 2 City, Oklahoma 3 Bring upon on eself 4 Some U.N. vetoes 5 Board a t Orly 6 Knowledge 7 Jidda native 8 Euell Gibbons, e.g. Yarborough 31 Give birth (3 wds.) 32 Squirmy 33 Violent upheaval 34 Physicist's concern 35 G rapefruit 41 Certain believers 43 Month a fter Avril 45 Lost on purpose 47 Kind o f Saxon 48 Rocky Mountain evergreen 49 Sc enic view 50 Park, Colorado 53 Test answer 54 Monthly payment 56 A U, and sometimes Y FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. PARENT-CHILD BOWLING LEAGUE 1 CHILD 1 PARENT make a team TIME: 10 AM - NOON, SATURDAYS COST: $1.5 0 / person per week (2 games) (12 week season) BEGIN: SATURDAY, JANUARY 29 CHILDREN RECEIVE FREE BOWLING T SHIRT FREE PIZZA PARTY THE LAST WEEK OF BOWLING CHILDREN MUST BE 13 OR UNDER TO PARTICIPATE RESERVE YOURTEAMS ENTRY NOW BY CALLING THE PARKSIDE REC CENTER a t 553-2408 LEAGUE LIMITED TO 1st 16 TEAMS TO CALL IN. iii Athlete Profile - Rrported b Juli John on "He' too nice. He ha got to get meaner,•• commented Coach JohflSOn on sophomore Cornell (ldler . Saddl r, a 6'5" guard and forward i tarting his econd y ar with' the Parkside Rangers bl tetbal1 team . Last year, (Idler averaged 7.3 point and 3 4 reboUfld per game. He played 111 every game of the 29 game n and tarted in 10 of those gam . Hi high game was 16 point. I 't Like many of a t year s earn member , addl r is Crom Chicago . Thi year though, on1_y «- other player on the team 1s trom Chicago, Tom Trotter, a 6' 1" guard. "It's better having players trom all over. Last year presented problems because we knew the p1ayers too well," said Saddler. John.90n feel Saddler has a great deal of potential. He believes that Saddler is d eivingly quick. '_'When he lelffll to improve his concentration and develop mental toUghne:SS, he'll be a good player," commented Johnson. With the season still young, Saddler sees a few areas he would Sports Shots Cornell Saddler personally like to improve "In the fi_rst ,game (against St. Xavier> 1 didn t g t involved with the ~ff~ n too much and my reboun ding wa off," aid Saddler. Saddl r co lders thi year' team to have mor talent. He feel thi eason will be competitively more difficult, but better . He i l~kmg forward to getting to know ~ _ leammat better and adJusting to Johnson's coa hing tyle. CORNELL SADDLER RANGER Thursday, December 9, 1982 19 Winter and Running equals caution I b~ Tnrl lurray 'port! ,dltor B ware Cello runner , ntually lh1 y r we will get ow! ll ms strang to writ about winter running when the t m ratur i in the 60' and ther i mud instead of lush on the ground. n, though, ther will be now and ice and r ing temperature. <hopefully not any ·24 degr day thi year, though) . Wint r rwming can be enjoyable if the right pr autions ar taken Extra lothing, long slow mil , good warm-ups and ool-downs hould be included in your running program during the winter. To be well dr ed for wmter running, the runner should be overdressed. A hat is essential ince most or the body's heat escapes through the head. Mittens are better than gloves. Depending on how cold it is, other g rments to wear would be : a turtle neck, Thirt, shorts, tights or long und rwear, on or two pairs of socks, and a weatsuit. A carf i optional, but I've found it to be beneficial. rue hot cup of t . The two bigg t i rs about winter runnin re fro tbite and hypothermi . If the rUMer t k the right pr ution he hould run worry fr , but if h does run into problem , h re' what to do: for fro tbite, he should rewarm the arr ted part ( ually finger and l ) by putting in warm lo hot wal r . Do not go back ou id until kin is compl lely thawed out, ince rewarming nd r fr ing i wo than I ving it frozen. Tr atm nl £or hypothermia, which i when the body t mpcrature dro . t out of w t clothe and wrap yourself in blanket or lake warm bath. The t time to run in the winter i arly morning when tramc i light <watch out for ow plow .. though) . One of the • t runs I v r had a n arly morning run aft r a light ow the night befor . Everything w calm and qui t. The ow m d everything look cry talized . That' what mak winter runni so pecial - the beauty or it. If you'v n · ruMing all umm r and fall, mt i no reason to . op, it' just anoth r son . Dr wann and eep a itiv attitud . T hard t part or winter running i getting out in cold nd running. One you'r ut t re you'll be o ay. Answers on Pg. 5 collegiate crossword Billy Martin back • again Training in the winter hould consist or long, low, easy miles (my favorite type of rwming). Because of ice, slush, snow drifts and blowing snow it i difficult to do much or anything el besides long mil . Good warm - ups and cool - downs are important. In the summer, it is ea y to get by without doing them, the rwmer can just ease into his workouts by running slow the first few minutes and ease out the stiffness, but in the winter, if he starts out stiff he's bound to stay that way for most of the workout. A good cool • down would be a short walk, a few exercises, a warm shower and a by Robb Luehr WeJcome back, Billy Martin. 'lbat' what they'll be saying in York City this spring. Yes, Billy' back and George's got him (for the third time). Why'd you do it George? Why did you rehire a 111111whom you've hired and fired times bef<re? Did you figure that the third time's the charm? Did you just want to help a poor, unemployed soul get a job? Or did JOU jult want another scapegoat for a fa~ baseball team? J have no respect for George Steinbrenner, but I do regard Billy Martin u one of the best mana1er1 in recent baseball lillary. He has turned around almGlt every team he's managed (IIIOlt recently the Oakland A's) . llebowa how to motivate player to play to their potential. However, Martin does have one fin. His relationship with umpires is less than friendly; in fact, Billy' downright inhospitable toward them (throwing dirt, etc.). J do wonder, though, why Billy accepted George's offer to manage the Yankers (sic) one mare time. J thought Billy had had eDOUlh of George's footprints on 1is : but J guess he can stand the pain mce more. And so the revolvi~ door policy continues in the dugout at Yankee Stadium. ow for the quiz portion of the artid : Do you know the nam and crder of the manger of the Yank for the past five years? Give up? I thought so. The order la, to my recollecdion, as follows: Billy Martin, Bob Lemon, Martin, Gtne Michael, Lemon, Michael, and Clyde King. By this example, you can s that George Steinbrenner uses the round - robin em for manger . You can aim t predict who will be FIRST ational Bank of Keno ha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.0.1.C. managing when George fires Billy. By the list above, the next manager should be Bob Lemon; after all, there have been two managerial changes since the Jast lime he was field boss. Personally, I don't think Billy should have been chosen to manage the Bronx Bombers. George should have picked someone closer to his own personality; someone like, say G. Gordon Liddy, or Alexander Haig or even Idi Amin. If you had one of these three guys managing, the Yankees would never lose. If they did, Liddy would feed the team ratburgers, Haig would threaten to nuke them and Amin would just stand them against the wall and gun them down. Steinbrenner would be happy at last; but it just ain't so. Now for some words about Billy Martin. As I said before, he has a way of turning losers into winners - often duri~ his first season of work. However, he has a pr tty sorry bunch of losers to convert thi year. If Billy can't bring the Yanks around during the first half of the season, you may see a bit of a conflict between he and Georg . At least Billy doesn't have to contend with the lik of Reggie Jackson any more. If the X a~ aren't doing well, and Billy 1s fired, the next manag r should be ... the an Diego Chicken. Who better to lead a bunch of dumb clu ks, than anot r dumb cluck. Sports Calendar 1 '8 KTBLL Dec. 11, Saturday. lliinois Institute of Technology. Away, 7:30. Jan. 3-4, Monday • Tuesday. St. Norbert tournament. Away, TBA . Jan. 7, Friday. NE Illinois University. Away, 7:30 . Jan. 11, Tuesday . UW - Platteville. Away, 7:30. Jan. 12, Wednesday. Loras College. Away, 7:30. Jan. 15, Saturday. orthem Michigan. HOME, 7:30. Jan . 17, Monday. t. Norbert. HOME, 7:30. Jan. 18, Tu day. hicago State University. Away, 7:30. Jan. 20 , Thursday. Whitewater. Away, 7:30. ME, · WRESTLI. ' Dec. 11, aturday. Wisco in Collegiate Open. HERE. • Dec. 29-30, Wedne day Thu~y. .tidlands Open. Away. Jan. 7, Friday . Indiana State. HERE, 4 p.m. Jan. 8, Saturday. Carthage Invitational. Away. Jan . 14 -15, Friday - Saturday. Mldw t Classic. A way. ACROSS l Auto jaunt 5 Enthusiasm 9 l'laritiae manaces 14 ~nee of the Sixties 15 Hrs. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA budget falls short Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document IjjT University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Thursday, December 2, 1982 Vol. 11 - No. 13 PSGA budget falls short by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association is presently looking at measures to trim its 1982-83 budget. At the end of October, PSGA had about $1,600 left out of $5,500 b udgeted for the entire year. Although concern over student government expenditures was expressed at earlier meetings, the full impact of the problem did not become apparent until it was discovered, at the Nov. 10 senate meeting, that the funding for the trip to the November United Council meeting in River Falls would consume nearly one third of PSGA's remaining funds. The two areas where most of the overspending occurred were in the travel budget and the secretary's salary. In the secretary's salary, several reasons were given by PSGA members to the causes behind the shortfall. First, there were two secretaries employed over the summer, in order to train this year's secretary. Also, the two secretaries were not under work study at the time, forcing the student government to pay them at more than work study rates, as had been budgeted. At the end of October, total spending for a PSGA secretary was $709.45, 40 percent over the $500 o riginally budgeted. Travel is the second largest area for the overspending. Out of the $1,200 budgeted for the travel this year to United Council meetings, PSGA is already over that in the meetings travelled to between July to October, excluding the September UC meeting, which was held at Parkside. The overspending in the Travel budget also has two causes. First, when the budget was drawn up last year, it made a provision for only four delegates to be sent to each meeting, and the student government has been making a practice of sending a standard six - member delegation. Also, the June UC trip was funded from this year's budget because of a shortfall in the 1981-82 budget. Katherine Brady Speaks here to help A nationally - known author and lecturer on incest, child abuse and rape, Katherine Brady, will speak at the Union Cinema at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 8. Before hardcover publication of her book "Father's Days," Brady joined the New York Women Against Rape organization as a victim and eventually became a consultant and counselor for incest victims, receiving referrals from the St. Vincent's Hospital Department of Social Work in New York. She also has been instrumental in foudning of the Katherine Brady Foundation, a non - profit organization for the support of incest victims. A single parent of two daughters who often accompany her on the lecture circuit, Brady also works as a real estate agent and is writing a novel. Admission for her talk is $2.50 ($2 for UW-P students) and tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center and at the door. Board of Regents labeled "junkies" (Madison) — The United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments announced today that it has begun to organized a massive lobbying effort to reduce tuition. The University's recently passed biennial budget request has set undergraduate tuition at 27% of the cost of instruction, although traditionally the level had been set at 25%. "The Regents have become tuition junkies," Curt Pawlisch, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council, said recently. "For the last two years, through surcharges, tuition has been substantially above the 25% level and the University administration and Regents have become addicted to that money." Tuition under the University's budget request will be increased about $50 f or 1983-84 with an additional $30 increase for 1984-85. The Board of Regents approved the tuition fee policy earlier this month and the entire budget request is now under review by Governor - elect Earl and the Department of Administration. "Someone has to cure the Regents of their addiction for ir own good and for the good of the students in Wisconsin," Pawlisch continued. "We are asking Tony Earl to put the .University through cold turkey — it will be rough on the junkies, but it will be rougher still on the students if he does not come through for us." The University is requesting $65.7 million above its current base for 1983-85. A major portion of this request is for line - item spending devoted to enhance the economy of the state of Wisconsin. "It would seem only fair that the state use tax money at its traditional level of 75% s ince this request aims to improve the lives of all our state's citizens, not just the lives of the students," Pawlisch declared. During the course of the gubernatorial campaign, Tony Earl had declared his opposition to raising tuition above the 25% level.* The November meeting at River Falls was privately funded by members of the delegation. In other areas, PSGA has not yet depleted their budget, but will probably do so before the year is out. The duplicating budget was, at the end of October, left with $166 out of the $300 originally budgeted. The three areas that the student government is looking to fill the deficit is from the Committee, Miscellaneous and Personal accounts. From the Committee and Miscellaneous accounts, this would contribute $583 to the more needy areas. Even if the senate comes up with a viable plan to transfer the funds, SUFAC must then approve the transfer. They have not done so yet. At last week's senate meeting, the proposal was passed by the senate and sent to President Jim Krueser for approval. Krueser is expected to veto the plan because of its use of personal funds, which came from prize money won in last year's Winter Carnival. Krueser and Vice President Chuck Betz are working on an alternate proposal in cooperation with several senators. The Senate does not expect the budget transfers to pass easily in SUFAC. Most senators are expecting a close vote. "They want us to know that it's not that easy to do that," said one. REGISTRATION LINES were long in the mornings but thinned out quite a bit by early evening. As of 3 p. m. Tuesday 2,461 students had made it through the lines. Craft Fair this weekend The opinion SUFAC is taking is that PSGA was underbudgeted for this year. They are waiting for the student government to get its proposal before venturing any opinion on the feasibility of approving the transfers. In addition, they have tentatively requested additional funding from the administration. Chancellor Guskin reportedly had mixed feelings about allocating additional funds. The eighth annual Holiday Arts and Crafts Fair at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside will be held on Saturday, Dec. 4, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. when the 1,000 - foot long concourse stretching from the Union to Main Place will be lined with more than 200 artists and craftsmen and their wares. There is no admission charge and free parking is available. Exhibitors from throughout Wisconsin and the Chicago area will display such items as jewelry, pottery, needlework, holiday decorations, woodworking and painting and a wide variety of craft items. Live entertainment will be a feature of the fair and movies will be provided for children attending. Food service will be available in Union Square and in the Coffee Shop in Main Place. The event is sponsored by the performing arts and lectures committee of PAB. PSGA placard discovered during Thanksgiving move Let this placard be representitive of the government itself. Move it from this spot only when doing so will benifit the students. ~?c WHEN PSGA made their move into SOC's old office last Friday they discovered this note attached to the back of the plaque on their door. The writer, Robert Foght, was the Senate's President Pro Tempore during the spring 1976 semester. PSGA moved from D139F to D139A over the Thanksgiving vacation. ivegi theii •Note: During the campaign, the United Council sent Mr. Earl a questionnaire which asked the following: "Currently, tuition is set at 25% of the cost of instruction. Would you favor raising this percentage?" Earl: "No." Inside . . . • Maynard Ferguson • 48 Hours • Sports Commentary • New Music 2 Thursday, December 2,1982 RAN GER Editorial To be a teacher By this time, everyone has surely heard that Peter Seybold, a sociology professor here at Parkside, has little chance of contract renewal after his present contract runs out at the end of the 1983-84 school year. A great many students have stood up in support of Seybold, pointing out that he is an outstanding teacher. However, University policy seems to claim that Seybold hasn't done an adequate amount of research, and therefore will lose his current position. Faculty retainment policy depends on three elements: teaching, the ability to do so; some sort of creative activity, considered research; and community service. In the past, it has been pointed out that teaching is the most important element on the list, however, it doesn't seem to carry more weight. Even if a teacher is excellent, he can be lost. When a professor is considered for renewal, the decision is made by a committee of h is peers. In this case, the committee consists of tenured faculty from Behavioral Science, which includes sociology, psychology, and anthropology. The executive committee of Behavioral Science found Seybold's research lacking, and denied his renewal by a 5-2-1 vote. Is Parkside losing another good teacher just because his research didn't seem adequate to a committee of already tenured professors? The policy is vague. It doesn't state how much reserach is enough research. It doesn't say how many articles or books a professor needs to publish before he:will be granted a contract renewal. It doesn't say what kind of research. It's all in the interpretation of the policy. It's rarely the same. It does indeed appear as if the Parkside students will lose another excellent resource because someone feels that his research has not made the grade. It can't be argued that research is unimportant. It is important, but good teaching to the students who pay the tuition is more important. It has to come first. As tuition payers, that is what the students are entitled to isn't it??? I SUPPOSE WE HAVE TO GET USED TO ^DOUBLETHINK" ONE OF THES E BASING MODE FOR W ^S!LLK^ENT^A6ALNSTYOUKS^WOULD^ MISSILE, CORRECTJLTIND HE WANTS US A CREATE SU PER-HOT RADIOACTIVE DE BRIS I RT^UTWEEPER;J WWCH S^PREVENT^ER MMS? THE PRESIDENT HAS OUT IN F AVOR O F TH E 'DE NSEPACK BASING MODE FOR THE MX /^ INCLUDING O UR OWN NIXs? WHAT /GOOD IS THE N IX IF THE R USSIANS MAINTAINING A F IELD O F DE BRIS THE DENSEPACK, C AN K EEP lUS FROM LAUNCHING THEM? THAT'S W HERE OUR NEW $100 BILLION "CHRISTIAN L OVE" '• M ISSILE SYSTEM C OMES I N To the ed itor: Editor's no tes Christmas shopping starts A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To Oblivion A birdie with a yellow bill landed on my windowsill. He sang a song, a sad lament of war, discord and discontent. He sang of how a dynasty imposed its' will on humanity. "In the name of peace" its' banner cried while its' bombers plied mass genocide. "The irony of it," he'd contend, "is no one sees we're near the end." He fluffed his wings, and sang some more; "When will mankind stop these wars?" "Look at nature," the birdie cried "no one race thrives while others die." But now he cried, with empathy, "All the world has apathy. "No one sees the contradiction - "To kill for peace should be fiction." This bird was starting to make sense I thought my generals must be dense. You see, I am an Air Force boy not paid to think - just deploy. But if I think, my days are done. Why make waves; I'm only one. So I tricked him with a piece of bread and I bashed his thinking head. by Pat Hensiak Editor Thanksgiving was great fun. Believe it or not, my brother's room was clean, the turkey turned out beautifully, and having fun wasn't really a chore. The vacation came at the right time. I could have used about two more days, but what was there was nice. Friday was the big shopping day of the year. In Chicago they estimated that 1000 people covered the downtown area at one time. That's a lot of people. That also makes me wonder why I was dumb enough to go shopping with the other eight trillion. The stores were certainly packed. Buying gifts was like moving through a battle zone. In one of the toy stores I entered, numerous small fights broke out between the customers. It would be easy to solve the problems if it were a clerk and a customer. Eventually the manager would come out and say "the customer is always right" right? In this case, two customers were fighting over the last electronic Space Invaders game. The poor clerk tried as long as he could to ignore them, but the arguing got quite unruly. By the time the clerk stepped in, what was really needed was the United Nations. The clerk said he'd get the manager. When the manager finally got there, he told the two people that if they could not make a decision on their own, he would be forced to take the game away from both of them. I couldn't believe it. Grownups are funny people. The final outcome was one customer leaving the store in a wave of anger, and the other customer buying a different electronic game. Some sort of football. After all that, the clerk still stood with one final Space Invaders video game. Like I said; poor clerk. The second most noticeable incident took place in a large department store. There were a large number of people standing in line to get gift boxes, when one lady said to the lady right in front of her that she had taken undeserved cuts in the line. They began to argue quite loudly, and I heard one little girl ask her mother why the principal wasn't putting a stop to all of this fighting. These ladies held me up for ten minutes and then stood and argued for another ten. I couldn't resist watching. One woman was about to slap the first woman, when the husbands approached from different directions and took their wives hurriedly away. Another unbelievable episode. One of the more amusing episodes was a young boy standing in line to have his picture taken with Santa Claus. Apparantly he and his father had been to a lot of shopping malls that featured Santa on the day after Thanksgiving. The young boy looked up at his father, and back toward Santa a number of times. Finally, he grabbed his father's trouser leg and shouted, "Daddy, how did Santa get from Milwaukee to here, almost faster than we did???" A stumbling father looked back at his son and replied, "Well Jacob, why don't you wait until you sit on Santa's lap, and ask him how he got here so fast." Smart Dad. Burned up Bambi bites back To the Editor: Although I applaud last week's well - written attempt at discrediting Burned Up, as its author, I feel some points must be made: Burned Up is a FEATURE item. Had said essay been considered a news article, one can bet his last buck it would have been written as such. There was nothing mentioned in the rebuttal of which this writer was not aware. Of course the deer population has increased! To quote paragraph three of the "Bambi" essay, "when faced with elimination of natural predators, shrinking living areas, and limited food supplies, what do (deer) do but propagate their species?" Of course hunters contribute large amounts of money to state wildlife management funds — they HAVE NO CHOICE but to contribute, since those contributions constitute part of the cost of the hunting license itself! Don't make it sound as through it's done through the goodness of their hearts. Of course I feel that there is much profit to be made from hunting. Many hotels, motels, restaurants, bars, gun shops, camping stores, and other stores which sell hunting clothing or Appreciation expressed To the Editor: Often when people go to an event on campus, there is no realization of how much time and effort goes into the production. Lots of congratulations and appreciation should be given to the members of the Parkside Activities Board, who put together the Maynard Ferguson concert on Nov. 28. The students set up the night before, worked the whole day of the concert as well as tore down the set up and had the gym ready for classes on Monday. Jim Reeves, who headed up the committee, should be commended for his efforts. There are many others who were involved and too numerous to mention. Their enthusiasm and long hours are appreciated. Thanks Again Everyone!!! Marilyn Bugenhagen Assistant Coordinator Student Activities supplies depend heavily upon the hunting season! $ the author of the reply sincerely believes that money is NOT a controlling factor in many of man's actions, he or she is in for a very rude awakening. As often happens with inexperienced readers of satire, the inflamed respondent completely failed to notice several subtle messages. Deer hunting was merely used as a timely vehicle to convey the following: Hunting is but another example of how, when faced with a problem, man's answer is violent. Killing is killing. Don't call it a sport. While many hunters receive immediate reinforcement for their spoils, it took the U.S. nearly a decade to recognize and honor Vietnam war veterans, p. Mankind, supposedly the most intelligent creature on earth, is also the only one ever responsible for the total demise of another animal or plant species. Sometimes it pays to read between the lines before one gets offended. B . Carol Burns Dec. 9th is the last issue of Ranger this semester. Please get any notices in by 9 a. m., Monday, Dec. 6. Thank you, Parkside Campus Store collected four bushels of food and $43.00 cash in the Thanksgiving Food Collection. We wish to express our appreciation to all who participated. Nancy Schroeder Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks ganger News Feature Sports Photo Copy Business Mi Jolene Torkiisen Distribution M Assistant Business M PatHcia CumhBuenker : Phillips, Carol KovaNc RirT . 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" re<u sing to print letters which conlaii Thursday, December 2,1982 Teamwork is the name of the game at Ranger by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips According to Ranger's News Editor Bob Riesling, "The Ranger is the only major organization whose mission it is to put out a tangible product every week," Pat Hensiak, Ranger editor, believes that this ongoing consistency is the paper's best point. Hensiak said, "This organization definitely works as a whole. This is the only way that it would function as well as it does." Pat went on to emphasize the team work and said that, "Everyone seems to find a way to fit into the team structure and it works out quite well." Pat is pleased with this because, "It's not always easy to make decisions alone, and so, it's great to have a team to help you out. Everyone helps." Hensiak takes care of laying out the first and second pages of e ach edition of the Ranger. In addition to this, she edits everything that goes into each edition and consequently, can be held solely responsible for anything that may be slanderous or misquoted. This is a big responsibility and Pat said that she "has to trust the people who work for the Ranger in order to do her job successfully." She added that with the present staff, she has no qualms about doing so. "Without the trust present, there wouldn't be a very good paper." Riesling is responsible for handling all the big news events on campus. In his words: "Basically I cover what's going on with students, staff, and administration as well as other items directly affecting Parkside." Bob has a few staff writers writing for him which helps him to fill pages three and four in an eight page edition and pages three, four and five in a twelve page edition. In addition to News, there are three other departments on the editorial staff: Feature, Sports, and Photo. Tony Rogers is the Feature Editor. His job is to edit his writer's stories and make sure that they are in on time. Hensiak believes that, "he is doing a fine job and has done an excellent job in recruiting people for staff." The Sports Editor, Tori Murray, didn't join the Ranger until the fifth week of the semester and had no trouble fitting into the 'Ranger team.' Pat feels that, "Ranger is quite fortunate that Tori picked up on us." She added, "the fine thing about Tori is that she enjoys sports. This makes her job a little easier." Masood Shafig, the Photo Editor, takes care of editing all the photographs that are printed in the Ranger. Pat stated that, "Masood does a good job as Photo Editor. He likes things to be perfect. His pictures usually are." In addition to these departments are the jobs of Copy Editor, Business Manager, Ad Manager, Distribution Manager, and Assistant Business Manager. Norm Couture, the Copy Editor, has an eye for error. He usually picks up the mistakes right away, according to Hensiak. Basically he is in charge of proof - reading the entire paper and of correcting grammatical errors. "His work can be very tedious. Somehow he pulls through every week just fine," added Pat. Andy Buchanan, Business Manager, along with the Assistant Business Manager, Jolene Torkilsen, take care of the business end of the paper. Pat is very pleased and said that she, "has never known the business - end of th e paper to run smoother. Both Andy and Jo seem very business - minded. They work well together and with the rest of the staff." Mike Farrell, Ad Manager, is responsible for advertising. Jeff Wicks takes care of distributing the Ranger as Distribution Manager. Pat said, "These are the guys whose names never really appear in a by - line. Without them, most of us would never see a weekly paper. As for future Ranger plans, Hensiak would "like to see individual development, including myself. That can and will happen." She would also like to see the size of Ranger stay constant at 12 pages. Reisling, "would like to see more people join the paper so that they could be assigned to cover certain topics regularly." He would also like to improve the way Ranger looks: "more pictures, things like that," he said. Hensiak said, "We have crossed a lot of bridges this year. Sometimes we have lost track of things as far as crossing these bridges and set them aside before coming back to them again." All in all, Pat describes the Ranger as, "a home feeling and comfortable like an old pair of jeans." VA offering nursing scholarship programs The Veterans Administration has announced it is seeking applications for its Health Professional Scholarship Program for the 1983 fall school term. The program, authorized by Congress, provides support for both graduate and undergraduate nursing students on a pay - back - in - service basis. The scholarship provides tuition, educational expenses and a monthly stipend with participants agreeing to serve a minimum of tw o years as a full - time registered nurse in one of VA's 172 medical centers or 226 outpatient clinics. Six million dollars of scholarship support were awarded during the first year of the program to 342 students from a pool of more than 2,000 eligible applicants. Most participants are third and fourth year undergraduate nursing students while a few awards were made to master's degree candidates. In 1983-84 school year, master's students in Nursing Service Administration will also be eligible to apply for the program. Applications for the scholarships and information about the program are available from the VA Health Professional Scholarship Program, Office of Academic Affairs, DM&S (14N), 810 Vermont Avenue N.W., Washington, D.C. 20420. Requests for applications may be made to the scholarship program between January 3 and May 10, 1983. The deadline for completed applications will be June 1, 1983. Internships offered in political fields The Public Service Internship Program (PSIP) at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside has spring semester openings for students who wish to earn Political Science credits as interns in local, state or national government agencies. PSIP students get practical experience in working in political campaigns, helping with legal services for the poor, solving constituent problems for legislators, assisting local administrators in providing community services, working with planning agencies, and assisting local court agencies. Students can earn from three to six credits as interns. In the past few years, PSIP interns have worked for Congressman Les Aspin, the City of Renosha, Racine Jail Alternatives Program, Renosha Police Department, Racine Police Department, Racine County Voter registration to be held Paul Utterbach of the Renosha Urban League, a non - partisan organization, will be on campus Dec. 7 from 8:00 a.m. to noon and 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. in the bookstore alcove. The League said that it was going to be registering people at this time in preparation for future elections. Watch for Ranger's 20 page Christmas issueI During winter, care in parking required by Vincent Gigliotti Winter is a beautiful time of year for some people. But, it is also a very dangerous time to drive a car and can be difficult to find a place to park it especially during or after a heavy snowfall. Here at Parkside, winter can be a very hazardous time in the parking lots. It becomes very important that cars park only in the designated parking spaces. Snow does not always fall when it would be convenient for plowing. The lots are cleared of snow as soon as possible, but they may not be able to be cleared at all the times they are needed. During or after a heavy snowfall, it becomes essential that cars do not park along the curbs of the lots and that drivers do not try to add an extra space at the end of the rows. It is very important that the aisles be left open so that the snowplows can get through. If the lot in which you wish to park is being plowed try one of the other lots, the snow may have already been removed. Parking in the middle of an unplowed lot only makes it more difficult for the plow, and when you return to the car you may find the snow plowed around it. Never park on Outer Loop Road in winter. This road has to be kept open so cars can get to the parking lots. If cars park on the road it becomes impossible for the snowplows to get through. The best means of transportation in winter is the buses that serve Parkside. Parkside does have evening bus service that leave the Union at 9:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday. One bus has a route into Renosha, the other bus travels through Racine. Brochures that show the route of the two buses are available at the Union Information Desk. This is also where you can buy your ticket for the buses. If the Information Desk is closed, tickets may be purchased in the Union Rec. Center. The price of the ticket is $1. You m ust have a ticket to ride the buses as the drivers do not accept cash. Parkside is served by both Racine and Renosha city buses during the day. Schedules for all the buses are available at the Union Information Desk. Utility reps to speak at auditing seminar backgrounds in computer science, engineering and business administration. The discussion will be followed by a film and materials on internal auditing will be distributed. There will be a reception immediately preceeding the presentation. Swiss Me! Hopfenperie Public Defenders Office, Renosha District Attorney's Office, Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs and Development, Racine County Juvenile Court, Racine Clerk of Courts, Renosha County Juvenile Court, and other public and private agencies. Persons interested in enrolling in the PSIP program can pick up application forms in 344 WLLC (or phone 553-2032). Sports Calendar MEN'S BASKETBALL Thursday, Dec. 2, Roosevelt University. Here, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 4, UW-Oshkosh. Here, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 7, Lewis University. Away, 7:30 p.m. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Saturday, Dec. 4, North Central College. Here, 5 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 7, Highland College. Away, 7 p.m. MEN'S WRESTLING Saturday, Dec. 4, Warhawk Open. At Whitewater. Saturday, Dec. 11, Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Here. Parkside's Computer Club and DPMA are sponsoring a talk entitled "Internal Auditing — The Best Seat in the House," on Dec. 7 at 7 p.m. in MOLN 111. The talk is being presented by Tom Twinem, Dennis Duran and Chuck Kohli from Wisconsin Electric Power Company. The presentation will include a discussion covering the following topics: What is internal auditing? How are internal audits conducted? The relationship between computers and internal auditing. Career opportunities in internal auditing for individuals with Intramural Results In the preseason Intramural Basketball tournament, Beer Gardens beat the Supreme Court 70-57. The top scorers for Beer Garden were captain Paul Charapata with 19 p oints, Joseph Krisik with 16 points and Daniel Sykes with 12 points. Other contributing players were Richard Salisbury, Richard Sykes, Larry Schmitt, Daniel Schmidt and Jim Holtman. Supreme Court captain Dave McLiesh led with 22 po ints. Mike Kachichian was the next leading double figure player with 11 points. Team members seeing action last Sunday were Mike Carins, Rick Gramsa, Walt Nassauer, Grant Smith, Jim McClelland and Mike Noble. illllllllllllllllUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIli: 5 s CAMPUS . ARTS & CRAFTS • USED BOOKS • RECORDS I = UN DER N EW M AN AGEMENT WLLCC0NC0URSE = riilliliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiillilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii; ^^^Thursday^December^J98^^^^^^3ANGE^ Maynard Ferguson § Company flashy but good by Bob Kiesling News Editor Maynard Ferguson has a reputation for showmanship; In fact critics frequently beat him over the head because of his preference for flashy stage productions. Sunday night at the Physical Education building Ferguson and his band did nothing to disprove the critic's contentions. After a mellow, bop - tinged set by the Parkside Jazz Ensemble, which, by the way, was marred only by some overly long pauses between songs, Ferguson's band tore into the first set of some thoroughly modern west coast funk. The first set began stiffly with the band seeming to take their time warming up. The most notable exception was a spirited rendition of Duke Ellington's "Take the A Train," which began by sounding like something off an obscure fusion album and ending as a pure big band number. It sounded, in fact, as if it has been played directly from the Ellington's own charts. About 45 minutes into the set, after a lukewarm version of the theme from "For Your Eyes Only," Chicago flutist Dennis DeBlazio launched into a solo version of, improbably, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." That's what finally broke the ice. DeBlazio's version combined sounds from both an electronic pickup and a separate mike to get some sounds seldom heard coming from a flute. Still, his rendition was humorous, mixing the traditional melody while managing to sneak in some swinging lines. It proved the band had a sense of humor, and established their rapport with the audience. The set's last number was an offbeat rendition of "Sesame Street" that was primarily a showcase for about five of the group members to solo. Again DeBlazio appeared, this time on baritone sax, which provided a welcome contrast to Ferguson's piercing trumpeting. For the first time, also, Ferguson himself took off. More than anything else, Ferguson proved he wasn't dead yet. Most of the time his high notes seemed gratuitous, a blatant attempt at crowd pleasing. But he also displayed a fair amount of improvisational savvy, showing why he won the Down Beat Critic's Poil three years in a row back in the late fifties. After a 25 minute break and a change of suits, Ferguson came out swinging. On the opening number, "Firestalker," the band seemed much looser before, and played with more enthusiasm. Ferguson then showed off some fair vocal skill on the pop standard "As Time Goes By." The remainder of the set was taken up by a medley consisting of some of Fee policy Is unfair burden on students The UW Board of Regents has approved the UW system 1983-85 budget request, which will now be sent to the state Department of Administration for consideration. The request calls for a $54 million dollar increase in funding for the UW system, and a total budget of $1.1 billion. The academic fee policy, which traditionally required students in the UW system to pay one quarter, or 25%, of their cost of instruction, was also changed to 27%. In testimony to the Board on Nov. 5, Scott Bentley, president of the United Council of UW Student Governments, remarked that the Regents' acceptance of t his policy will "undo years of progress Watch for Ranger's 20 page Christmas issue! Attention: Art Students *1.00 OFF Artist Supplies Minimum $10 Purchase MINIATURE VILLAGE "flu Doll Houso Storo" ONE iMIar Bill MINI-MONEY Good for $1.00 ^Toward Purchase" 1 Price of Any MINIATURE VILLA^ ^W IV.] Village • •••• Club Events • •••• Dr. Who toward universal educational opportunity for all qualified students" in the state. Bentley pointed out that the tuition increases called for in the budget request are not offset by a corresponding increase in financial aid, and that middle and low income students will be priced out of a college education. Bentley added that the Regents' adoption of the 27% fee policy places an unfair burden on UW students, who are "not immune to hard times in Wisconsin . . . with regular increases in tuition, cutbacks in vulnerable financial aid programs, and the general state of t he economy, students are dealt a one - two - three punch when they pay their bills." MAYNARD FERGUSON (left) put on a dynamic performance last Sunday. At right is sideman Dennis Del Blazio, who doubled on flute and baritone sax. Ferguson's hits, beginning with "McArthur Park." After the set, and without too much prodding, Ferguson came back for the first and only encore of the evening. Beginning with a medley of Christmas songs that included a fine classical arrangement of "O Come All Ye Faithful," which sounded almost like a chamber orchestra without the strings, the band, with Ferguson conducting, launched into an a capella version of "Silent Night." The voices sounded vaguely off key, but giving the band the benefit of the doubt, they probably made use of some higher jazz intervals seldom heard in a choral arrangement. Immediately after a swinging version of "Jingle Bells" the band launched into the final number of the evening. This was, of course, "Gonna Fly Now," the theme from Rocky. The abbreviated version held several twists, but as a whole the band stayed very close to the recording here. The audience left satisfied. Throughout the show Ferguson, when not actually playing, occupied himself with directing the band and generally cavorting around the stage, white - haired and jolly, like a Santa Claus keeping busy during the off season. Whether directing the band or eliciting audience response, Ferguson indeed proved himself a consummate showman. There was never any indication, though, that the flash interfered with the music. Ferguson's show was entertainment, certainly, but it was also, most definitely, a concert, in the purest sense. 1725 -50th St., Kenosha Store Hours: 10 a. m. -5 p. m. Monday - Saturday The first meeting of the Parkside Dr. Who Fan Club will meet on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 161. All prospective members are welcome and are encouraged to come. If you watch and enjoy Dr. Who, come to the meeting. If you are interested in joining the club but can't make the meeting, call 639-7537 in Racine, or 658-2656 in Kenosha. Computer Club The Computer Club's last regular meeting of this semester will be Monday, Dec. 6 in MOLN D-133, from 1 - 2 p.m. Among other things, we will discuss the upcoming annual Christmas Dinner and a "just for fun" programming contest. The club will also begin planning "Computer Fair 7". This meeting is open to all students and faculty. Peer Support Peer Support invites all students to attend "Test Taking Tips," a seminar to be given by Susan Taylor on Dec. 2 at 7 p.m. in the WLLC Learning Lab, D-150C. Students attending should bring their class notes. Peer Support is also sponsoring two $50 scholarships for students who will be enrolled in the Spring 83 semester at Parted will be based on the following criteria: The applicant must not have been a full - time student in the past seven years; The applicant is not already receiving state or federal financial aid; And the applicant will write a paragraph describing his / her goals in continuing education. Scholarship applications are available in the Peer Support office, WLLC D-175. The applications must be received by Jan. 10, 1983. Art Addicts The Art Addicts would like to invite all students to come and celebrate art with us at our annual Art Day exhibition on Wednesday, Dec. 8 from 9:00 a?m. to 4:00 p.m. in Main Place. Student art will be on display and for sale, so come and see what your fellow students are doing. Be a part of art. IVCF Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship will hold their last lecture presentation for this semester on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207. Forest William, guest lecturer, will be speaking on the topic of "Jesus: Because He Was a Man." On Wednesday, Dec. 15 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207 IVCF will hold a social to reflect over this semester's topics and to celebrate RANGER Thursday, December 2,1982 ' not worth your ,ime I Golden Rondelle to hold free film screening I? Atf llt«A L* ^ T\/T O »">X r VXtft 1 A .... r % • . • by Tony Rogers Feature Editor "48 Hours" will be premiering in Racine and Kenosha theatres in about a week. I saw it in a sneak preview last weekend on the recommendation of a former friend. I stress the word former. The film stars Nick Nolte as a street - hardened detective on the, excuse me for this, streets of San Francisco. Early in the film two of Nolte's partners are killed in a shootout with a band of escaped convicts, so naturally he takes it upon himself to get revenge, against the wishes of the Chief of Police. Heard that plotline before? At this point Eddie Murphy enters the film. If you've seen 'Saturday Night Live' lately, you know that Murphy provides most of the laughs for an otherwise lame "Not Ready For Prime Time" cast. As Mr. Robinson, Buckwheat, and Velvet Jones, Murphy steals the show. As Reggie Hamlin, a convict in "48 Hours," he steals the show as well. The story goes like this: Hamlin, who is just finishing up a three year prison term for armed robbery, was once involved with the escaped convicts who killed Nolte's partners. He has information about where to find said convicts, so Nolte comes and hoists him out of prison on a 48 hour pass. Thus the title of the film. Of c ourse, the two make for an unlikely pair, a sort of odd couple of law enforcement. Nolte is a tough cop macho - man type with a voice like a professional wrestler. Murphy is a jive - talking street - wise con man. As they search for the convicts, they develop a fairly interesting friendship which is one of the film's few strong points. The two play off each other, Murphy bright and funny, Nolte a straight man. The problem with "48 Hours" is that it doesn't exercise its potential. Eddie Murphy is the best thing about the film, yet his comedic talents are used hardly at all. Nick Nolte is a good actor, and his character could have been expanded. Instead, he appears cardboard much of the time. The scenes between Nolte and Murphy are overwhelmed by scenes filled with gratuitous violence - people being shot in the chest, women being slugged, men being slugged, people being shot in the chest, etc. The film's chase scenes aren't well paced, and the so - called climax to the film, which of course is a big shootout, is more of a letdown. "48 Hours" could never have been great, but it could have been good. It is, however, only mediocre. Parkside Chorale to perform A holiday concert by the Parkside Chorale, an all - university singing ensemble, will be presented under the direction of William Weinert at 4 p.m. on Sunday, Dec. 5, in the Comm Arts Theater. The featured work will be a short Christmas oratorio by the French Baroque composer Charpentier accompanied by a chamber ensemble of instrumentalists. The program will also include a setting of the Magnificat by Mendelssohn and Renaissance motets by Jacob Handl and Orlando di Lasso. A selection of holiday and seasonal songs and carols will complete the concert. Weinert, who joined the Parkside music faculty this fall, holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW - Milwaukee and UW - Madison and has conducted choral performances at those institutions. In addition to directing the Chorale, he also conducts the Chamber Singers and teaches vocal students. Admission for the concert is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for the general public. Ranger Needs Staffers AGRICULTURALISTS . .. You're Needed All Over the World. Ask Peace Corps volunteers why their agriculture degrees or form backgrounds ore needed in developing nations. Ask them how their knowledge of crops, livestock production, form mechanics or beekeeping methods help alleviate hunger, increase personal income and develop technical skills. They'll tell you of the rewords of seeing direct results of their efforts. They'll rell you Peace Corps is the toughest job you'll ever love. VISIT OUR BOOTH AT THE STUDENT CENTER DEC 2. REGISTER NOW AT THE PLACEMENT OFFICE FOR INTERVIEWS FRIDAY, DEC 3. PEACE CORPS Many people are faced with disabilities in their lives. For some, it can be as obvious as Muscular Dystrophy, a disease that often confines people to life in a wheelchair. For others, it can be as unapparent as a fear of heights. Find out how one extraordinary American family, the DeBolts, cope with disabilities when their heartwarming and amusing saga continues on the screen at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine on Thursday, Dec. 9, with the film "Stepping Out: The DeBolts Grow Up." The program begins at" 7 p.m. Winner of an American Film Festival Red Ribbon and the Golden Eagle Certificate from the Council of International Non Theatrical Events (CINE), the film follows the DeBolts through 1980, a year full of changes for the entire family. As the eight handicapped DeBolt teenagers living at home prepare for adulthood and independence, day - to - day routines become important stepping - stones to a life on their own. With the support and encouragement of their parents, the DeBolts learn to confront obstacles, confident that they will become successful adults. The program will also feature the film "Deaf Like Me," a touching story of a young deaf girl and her struggle to accept her disability. Both films will be inMilwaukee Happenings The Bel Canto Chorus performs G.F. Handel's Messiah on Friday, Dec. 10 and Saturday, Dec. 11 at 8 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. The guest soloists are Joy Simpson, soprano; Laura Snyder, mezzo - soprano; Alan Crabb, tenor; and John Ostendorf, bass. The Chorus performs the masterpiece with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra. Tickets are $8 - $15 and may be purchased at the PAC Box Office or through PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. Audience members have the chance to sing Messiah with the Bel Canto Chorus on Sunday, Dec. 12 a t 7 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Admission to the "Sing it Yourself Messiah" is free, but tickets are required. Tickets are being distributed through the First Wisconsin - Milwaukee banks. Guest conductor Rafael Kubelik leads the Chicago Symphony Orchestra in a concert on Monday, Dec. 6 at 8 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Tickets are $10 - $21.50 and are available at the PAC Box Office or through PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. This week the Skylight Comic Opera Company continues to present Iolanthe, Gilbert and Sullivan's delightful spoof of the British House of Lords, with performances on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 7:30 p.m., Friday, Dec. 10 and Saturday, Dec. 11 at 8:30 p.m., and Sunday, Dec. 12 at 2:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Tickets to the production are $8.25 and $9.75 and may be purchased at the PAC Box Office or by calling PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. The Milwaukee Repertory Theater presents Tennessee Williams' classic American play The Glass Menagerie on Tuesday, Dec. 7 through Friday, Dec. 10 at 8 p.m., with a matinee on Wednesday, Dec. 8 at 2 p.m.; Saturday, Dec. 11 at 5 & 9:1 5 p.m.; and Sunday, Dec. 12 at 7:30 p.m. in the Todd Wehr Theater. Tickets range from $5 to $12 and are available at the PAC Box Office or by calling PHONECHARGE, (414) 273-7206. terpreted for the hearing - impaired. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday (TTY/552-9656). There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. The program is a cooperative effort with Society's Assets, a Disability Resource Center for Independent Living. Patronize Ranger A duertisers PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a m - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF DEC. 6H1 10% OFF ALL NWfS A CHOCOLATE 6 Thursday, December 2,1982 RANGER New Music Jimmy Cliff a nd Bob Marley ignite the Reggae revolution P / l U n M ' n T _ i L . <1 i n . . . Feature Editor's note: In the 'New Music' column this week we take a break from the English New Wave and move to Reggae. With this article I introduce a new feature writer: Napoleon Scarbrough. Napolean, a music major here at Parkside, will be writing more New Music as well as other articles. Watch for him. by Napolean Scarbrough Reggae: The Ska's the Limit The sun is setting behind the fruit laden hills just beyond Kingston. As the darkness converges upon the land, the music starts to play as if by magic. Strolling along the streets of West Kingston, one can hear the sweet sounds coming from every house that is fortunate enough to own a radio. It is 1958, years before the real emergence of Reggae as a musical form of expression. What you hear now is American Soul artists as well as the newly formed Motown Sound Every now and then you will hear a strange new sound that brings a smile to the faces of the natives. This music is called Mento, or Ska; the forerunner of Reggae. One popular song of this period, recorded by the Folk Brothers, "Oh Carolina", drifts across the street. The record was produced by the legendary Jamaican artist Prince Buster, who imitated the sound ,of a saxaphone with his mouth because he could not have afforded the use of a real one, and the drumming was immortalized by the late Count Ossie, the man most responsible for the popularity of this sound. Ska, as well as Mento, is a combination of Calypso and musical rhythms from the Spanish - speaking Caribbean. The latter provides the rhythmic ingredients which is expressed by the local Jamaican musicians as a fusion with Reggae. As we move forward to the early sixties, we hear pioneer Reggae artists such as Toots and the Maytals, King Tubby, Bob Marley and Jimmy Cliff. These were most responsible for making Reggae a popular sound. Jimmy Cliff, born in rural Somerton, 12 miles, as the crow flies, out - side of Montego Bay, is a descendant of the Maroons, a band of escaped 18th century slaves who waged guerrilla war against the English Colonist. After singing with a few local bands, Jimmy, at age 15, recorded "Hurricane Hattie" and was suddenly pushed atop Jamaica's Hit Parade. He was then picked up by Toots and the Maytals and toured Europe. Later, in England, his heavy use of Amphetamines inspired him to write "Many Rivers to Cross", which brought him to the attention of Jamaican filmmaker Perry Henzel, then casting for "The Harder They Come". That film helped Jimmy personally and Reggae as a musical force. He then vanished from the music world, journeying to Africa in search of s oul. Bob Marley, a native of Kingston, was recording record after record and touring Jamaica and Europe in an effort to make his beloved music a popular musical form. Unlike Jimmy, Bob's foundation was rooted deeply in the Jamaican Religion - Rastafari; one who worships the God, Jah, wants freedom for all blacks everywhere, and promotes the use of t he sacred herb Ganji, or cannabis indica. Finally, after touring the world a few times, the album "Rastaman Vibrations" was released in the United States in 1975, just three years after the release and success of Jimmy Cliff's film. With the acceptance of America, the largest music market in the world, Reggae was finally a popular form of mainLockhood SR*?1 "BLACKBIRD" Sp«ed; In axce»» of 1800 Altitude: 85,0001mt WE'RE LOOKING FOR ENGINEERS WITH THEIR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS . . AND THEIR FEET ON THE GROUND. An Air Force engineer must accept a few basic principles. Working on projects such as the SR-71 is complex, stimulating and never routine. A challenge like the SR-71 calls on the best from the electrical, mechanical, astronautical, aeronautical and civil engineering disciplines to handle some of the toughest avionic problems. Air Force engineers experience this in their first year of service. An Air Force engineer can expect a lot in return. Assignments on state-of-the-art aircraft, duty locations from Boston to Los Angeles and flight opportunities to those qualified. Plus all the respect and prestige due an officer in the Air Force. There is something distinctly professional about an Air Force Officer. The Air Force offers a variety of challenges for engineering, math, computer or physical science majors. Both technical and managerial positions are available. To find out more about the Air Force, call or write: TSgt. Ed Boettcher 3555th USAF Recruiting Squadron 419 Main Street Racine, Wisconsin 53403 414-632-6487/1828 g n o AIM HIGH ! stream music. Today, Reggae is covered by a variety of groups, such as: "The Specials", "The Police", "The Clash", and many others. Stylistically, Jamaican music is changing every day. New styles of drum and bass (the foundation of the music) are coming into play, and different ways of communicating a song have become a characteristic of the Jamaican, or black singer. Undoubtedly the late Bob Marley contributed largely to the world acceptance of Reggae without compromising his political vision, but the music itself transcends Bob Marley and expresses the deep spiritual resources, wishes and aspirations of the black world for eventual freedom and justice. As long as suffering is the norm of the black experience, Reggae will be revelant to the human condition. Take a closer listen to Reggae and feel the powerful spiritual presence of the music. A musical form that took over two centuries to develop is well worth listening to. Milwaukee Theater The tender, bittersweet world < America's most celebrated livir playwright returns to the Pe forming Arts Center's Todd Wei Theater next month, as th Milwaukee Repertory Theatc presents Tennessee Williams' Th Glass Menagerie, Dec. 3 throug Jan. 9. Tickets range from $5 to $12. $1 discount is offered to senic citizens and students. Tickets ai available at the PAC box offici 929 North Water St., or charged t MasterCard or Visa by calling 27: 7206. The Glass Menagerie will t performed Tuesdays throug Fridays at 8 p.m., Saturdays at p.m. and 9:15 p.m., and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Matinees are at p.m., Dec. 5, 8, 15, 22, January and 5. Please note: There will t no performance Friday, Dec. 2• There will be a performance o Monday, Dec. 20. The Rep is well - equipped t accommodate patrons who ar blind or in wheelchairs. A signe performance of The Glas Menagerie will be presented at p.m. on Sunday, Jan. 2. Deaf an hearing impaired patrons shoul contact the Performing Art Center box office at 273-7206. A Christmas Carol, Charle Dickens' heart - warming holida classic, will be presented by th Milwaukee Rep throug December 26, in Milwaukee' historic Pabst Theater. Sponsore by the Metropolitan Milwauke Association of Commerce, thi popular production will run for 3 performances. Now in its seventh year, th MKT's version of the magics misadventures of Ebeneeze Scrooge has become one c Milwaukee's most popular winte events. This year's presentatior adapted by former Artisti Director Nagle Jackson, will b staged by Resident Director Nic Faust. An interpreted performance c this play will be presented for th , and hearing impaired o Monday, Dec. 20 at 8:00 p.ir Please note: There is no pel formance on Friday, Dec. 21 There is a performance o Monday, Dec. 20. Tickets are on sale at the Pabs w5fJ 0ffice ' 144 Eas wells, Monday through Friday noon to 6 p.m. Tickets may b charged by calling 271-2600. Special 1/2 price rates an available for children 12 am under. Student and senior citizei rates are also available with ID Sports Commentary RANGE R Thursday, December 2,1982 Football season produces mixed by Robb Luehr losSes incnrroH .. .. by Robb Luehr The strike is over! Football fans rejoice! Hip, hip, hooray . . . We're all happy, aren't we? Aren't we? Do we have a good reason to be happy? Do we? Not really. We fans don't have a good reason to be happy. We've lost seven games, and we're stuck with a watered - down half - season and a Mickey Mouse playoff set - up. The T.V. networks don't have a good reason to be happy. Granted, they're glad to have football back, but they can never recover their l0Sme ^ Cr ed , dUr ing ^ strike. ine owners don't have a eoori rSem^ h? PPy" They also had coSSR mo " etary >oss, and they couldn t spht up the union. e players don't have a good get^nv 10 bG happy " They dK orLc of the team's gross revenue, as they had absolutely wanted, and they didn't k f , W, age scale ' as ^ey had absolutely wanted. Instead, thev gave in on these and settled for an unreasonable facsimilie of an agreement. .Let's look at the agreement itself. The tentative contract totals $1.6 billion over five years including $300 million this year'. Ed Garvey, the executive director of the NFL Player's Association said, "If we can use this agreement as a building block for the future, it is certainly worth the effort." The contract calls for rookies to make a minimum of $30,000 this year, $40,000 in 1983 and '84, and $50,000 in '85 and '86. The current minimum is $22,000. The totals increase $10,000 for each year of seniority up to $200,000 for 18 - year veterans, with the maximum figure going to 17 - year veterans in 1983-84 and to 16 - year veterans rff!, 985 86 ' T* ie toP Hunimum for !.!5 " year Payers at present is $32,000. The average pay this Coach Profile - Wrestling by W PPaatricia Cnmhip T I • . tricia Cumbie Jim Koch is the Men's Wrestling coach and a Physical Education teacher here at Parkside. He is a graduate of South Dakota State University with his Bachelors degree in Math and Physical Education. He continued on at South Dakota to get his Masters in Physical Education. Wrestling has always been a long standing interest of his. He wrestled in high school, and was captain of his college wrestling team. In 1970, his first year out of school, h e came to Parkside. He wasn't planning on staying because South Dakota wanted him back. The wrestling team here at Parkside was young and Koch was up to the challenge. Jim Koch has experienced much success with the team. He's coached 29 All - Americans in his career. "I've been fortunate that when I began, I started out with a very talented individual who carried the team. But the team has just kept getting better." In the last ten years they have been in the top 10 in the national tournaments. "The athletic director is very supportive, and this helps the team. He keeps all the programs well balanced and doesn't financially favor one sport." Being in the national tournaments gives the team a good reputation and prestige. His approach to coaching is to keep the team up as well rounded individuals. "I personally try to keep them up academically and athletically." With his Bachelors degree in Math, he is able to help his wrestlers if they run into problems. Koch is a perfectionist and the team works on improving their skills and physical conditioning by having them lift weights. In practice, they try to eliminate weaknesses. The men are at different levels and this is usually due to the different coaching backgrounds of the men's respective high schools. He works on technique during practice. He does place emphasis on having the men work academically on getting their degrees. His opinion of Parkside is high. He commented, "I wouldn't have stayed this long if I didn't like it. The administration makes good decisions and they maintain a level of excellence." He feels confortable around everyone here, and has developed life long friends. One thing he would like to see is more of a variety of majors. This may entice more atheletes to the school also. There is no Physical Education major here and he would like to see that included. MMWtfi emotions season was $90,000. Included in the contract is the $60 million in seniority bonuses offered by management for this season. I ask you, was it worth sitting out 57 days for this so - called agreement? Gene Upshaw, the player's union president said, "The strike was worth it." But I think he is telling a little white lie; pardon me, a large white lie. It is estimated that the player's salaries lost totalled $9 million per week. I must admit, when the players first went on strike, I was in total agreement with them. Consider that, in comparison with other major sports, football brings in the most revenue, but the players themselves are paid the least in proportion to the monies generated. I still agree with the players, but the hard - line stance they took completely turned off the owners, so they realistically had no chance to get what they wanted. Eight weeks is a long time to be without football, but after not having it, I kind of wish that the whole season was scrapped. It would have been better for everyone involved. NFL Update: It is now the second week since football has been back. It is almost back to normal in the NFL. The Chicago Bears are playing at their peak level (1-3), as are the L.A. Rams (1-3), who are not to be confused with the L.A. Raiders (3-1). Our beloved (?) Packers lost a close one at New York against the Jets. Green Bay was held to just 52 yards on the ground, after being the top rushing offense in the National Conference. One of the biggest surprises this season is the 1-3 start of the Super Bowl champion San Francisco 49ers. Another surprise is the fast start of t he New Orleans Saints (3-1). I feel that this is going to be a strange year, one that hopefully will never show its ugly head again. Attendance is still down since the strike; witness only 33,985 to see Baltimore lose (as usual) to the home - town Buffalo Bills, and 33,411 in Atlanta to see the Falcons drop one to the St. Louis Cardinals. I certainly hope that stadiums will be filled as the season continues, but I don't think fans will be flocking to games after being slighted for so long. The supreme test will be the Super Bowl, being played as scheduled on Jan. 30. It will surprise me if they sell out. I'm not betting on it. CLASSIFIEDS PROFESSIONAL TYPING term papers, resumes, letters, spelling and grammar included. Call Lynn Holtie and leave a message on my tape. 552 7512. A.A. MEETING every Wednesday, Moln 211 between 1 & 2 p.m. BOOK SALE 50% off The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's - 3 12 6th St., Racine. Nov. 24th Dec. 11th. Bring this ad for 50% off. WHO TICKET FOR SALE Farewell Tour. Call Chris 639 1 255. PERSONALS TONY Don't know how to break this to you, but you're just not my type. Sorry. John DR. DREW: Stay merry and gay. Vour Fan Club WHAT PROMINENT Puerto Rican was seen hugging the Ranger editor? BLUE MONDAY PARTY at Louie's. Bring your whips and bananas. FOXY, GREEK GODDESS You're so . . . talented, fun, cute, soft, and intriguing. "Swiss Me" with a Hopfenperle tonight. 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PSGA GROUPIES: Our lives would be meaningless without you ... I. J. 8. L., inc. PHIL: The hairless wonder. We still love you. I.J. 8. L., inc. RED: Are you red all over?????? I.J. a. L„ inc. UW-P: Who do you know wants to buy PSGA??? Call 2244. Ask for Ernie Von Kreuser. PAT MULLIGAN: Congratulations on the AVERAGE. I s till think you're quite above the Average. DR. DREWW: Not to worry about the current rumors, Mary or not, we still love you. See you on Park Avenue this Sunday, you little cutie. PAT C: Have a jolly good birthday, ed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY. Yer not too bad — for a Yank. John HAPPY BIRTHDAY PATTY Rick PATTY have an ecstatic birthday!!! Any PATTY I hope you have a perfect B day! Robb PAT (ed): Please don't leave! My stuff Is here. I'll be back at 5 p.m. Jo GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! Tony Enjoy God's Country with Style. '•'•/.yf.r/. raffv'L- , "'"•"•tea IK ncnsu ' !l On Top at Union Square 8 Thursday, December 2,1982 RANGER Men's Basketball Referee's call ruins Ranger's opener by by Scott Scott CCann annalt alte e fouls. HP. marip hnth chnfc mi.. . , Who would have thought that neither the play of P arkside or St. Xavier would not be the determining factor in the outcome of Saturday's game? Probably nobody, but it ended up being an official's call that was definitely a big factor in aiding St. Xavier to a 69-61 victory. Parkside was leading 49^1 and had the momentum when disaster struck. With just over nine minutes remaining in the game, St. Xavier's Mike Pomorski made a power move towards the basket. He made the shot and was simultaneously fouled by Parkside's Brian Diggins. Before even letting Pomorski shoot his free throw, referee Mike Boelter called a technical foul on Parkside Coach Rees Johnson for kneeling in front of the Ranger's bench instead of sitting on it. The officials then proceeded to hand the ball to St. Xavier's Bob Konecki to shoot the two technical fouls. He made both shots and was allowed to shoot Pomopski's free throw as well. Konecki converted on the free throw and tied the score at 49-49. Why Konecki was allowed to shoot his team mate's free throw no one knows, except of course referee Boelter. (Does he even know why?) St. Xavier Mike Keasler was content to sit back and watch the whole ordeal. "Obviously we got a big break from the officials," he commented. "Konecki is a 90 percent free throw shooter and Pomorski shoots only about 55 percent from the line. They just handed the ball to Konecki and naturally I wasn't going to argue. I think it just happened out of confusion." Whether it was confusion or not, Coach Johnson was still upset about the whole incident. "I'm disappointed because poor judgement on the part of the official had bearing on the game. The referee messed up. I'm still not clear about that technical I was under the impression that you can kneel in front of your bench on a dead ball," Johnson said. Even though Johnson was disappointed with the final outcome of the game, he was pleased with his team's effort. "We're just as good as them," said Johnson. "I'm pleased overall with the team's play. We played together as a team. We didn't lose our intensity but our mental toughness towards the end. We're a young team and it's something we will have to work on as the season progresses." Jay Rundles led Parkside in scoring with 16 points. Tonight at 7:30 Parkside plays Roosevelt University here. Saturday, Parkside has their last home game until Jan. 15 which they will play Oshkosh at 7:30. Optimistic outlook for women's Basketball by Carol Kortendick Basketball has infringed its high strung, nerve racking season upon us once again and with it brings to us the Parkside Women's Basketball Team. Coaching the team this year is Noreen Goggin. She is optimistic about this year's season. The first home game of the season will be played against North Central University, this Saturday, Dec. 4 at 5 p.m. Coach Goggin feels the team needs more time to improve its skills, stating her team will be slightly shakey for their first few games. Starters for the game will be, center Laurie Pope, a 6 foot senior, forwards Tracie Sylvester and Jenne Jacobs, both juniors, and guards Robin Henschel and Cindy Ruffert, also juniors. According to Goggin, past experience, tight defense and ability to run the fast break will be the team's main forces. Coach Goggin credits the team's strength to Laurie Pope, Robin Henschel and Jenne Jacobs. Other team members, however, should be noted for their valuable contributions to the squad. They are: Kim VanDerra, Patty Hesse, Debbie Ambruso, Midge Schinderle, Chris Kirt, Lynda Masters and Andrea Larson, who is presently suffering from a knee injury. Goggin anticipates a balance between wins and losses and predicts tough competition from U.W. Milwaukee. Games will usually be played on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Conference won't begin until after Christmas and Goggin trusts her team will improve to place high in the tournament. This season holds many hopes for the women's team. OPPS goes for t he shot. . ANNOUNCING ONE OF THE BEST EN TERTAINMENT PACKAGES AROUND RANGER BASKETBALL & LIVE POST-GAME ENTERTAINMENT AT THE PARKSIDE UNION TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE — GO TO THE GAME AND EXCHANGE YOUR BASKETBALL TICKET AT HALF TIME FOR A FREE POST-GAME EVENT ADMISSION Z LU s z 2 Dd LU LU |_ £ Z h- LU THE GREASED UP, SUCKED DOWN SOUNDS OF 50's ROCK'N ROLL ROCKIN' ROBINS 9:00 P.M. —UNION SQ. $3.00 AT THE DOOR — OR — FREE WITH EXCHANGE TICKET POPULAR MADISON BASEDGROUP THE DIFFERENCE 9:00 P.M. —UNION SQ. $3.00 AT THE DOOR — OR — FREE WITH EXCHANGE TICKET NOTE: FREE POST-GAME EVENT TICKETS ARE OBTAINABLE ONLY AT THE GAME. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hofstadter visits - gives many views Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Have a nice Thanksgiving! — the R anger staff Kerley requests peace, not draft registration by Sharron Aken "Stop the prosecutions, it's not a crime to resist." This is a popular slogan many young men are repeating today. More than half a million men have failed to register for the Selective Service Registration process. Many people think of registration as merely filling out a harmless little card at the post office. Gillam Kerley disagrees saying, "Through registration the government is asking for a blank check for our lives stating that, yes, we'll be there when you call." Kerley is the eighth man charged with refusing to register for the draft since President Jimmy Carter resurrected the Selective Service System in 1980. He was singled out from among more than half a million other non - registrants because he has been a vocal opponent of draft registration. At his arraignment on Sept. 28, 20 days after he was indicted by a federal grand jury, Kerley entered a plea of "not guilty by reason of sanity." "For me to have silently assented to the rising tide of militarism in this country, to the preparations being made for war, possible nuclear war, would have been insane," Kerley said. Kerley is presently free on his own recognizance, and is awaiting trial. According to Kerley, the primary reason for the draft regulations is to force people into fighting a war they don't want. The decreasing number of volunteers in the Armed Services is another factor in draft regulations. "What this tells me is that the government is planning an unpopular war, a war not many Americans want to fight. They're not planning for an attack on our country, they're planning on sending troops into Central America or other Third World countries. They're planning for a rerun of the Vietnam experience," says Kerley. In addition, Kerley feels that we would be fighting a war to protect investments and profits of the American economy. Another reason for Kerley's resistance is the rising tide of militarism in our country and how it's affecting our society. This trend includes the increasing number of threats made by the U.S. against other countries, it includes the draft registration program, the nuclear arms race and the fact that the U.S. is sponsoring a tax by Honduras on Nicaragua. By sponsoring this tax, the U.S. is in a very dangerous situation for a potential to draw the U.S. into a regional conflict in Central America. He also contended that pumping millions into defense is not an effective way to help the economy. "For every million dollars goes out of the human needs budget and into the military budget, between 10 and 18 people lose their jobs," Kerley said. The courts today recognize that draft resisters are common criminals who have violated the law, Kerley said. He feels that the courts have to look beyond the fact that draft resisters failed to register, and look at deeper questions such as: Is the draft registration a just law, and if it's not, can it be wrong to resist it? Those resisters who are under or expecting indictment recently got some good news. In Los Angeles, the case against David Wait, who was indicted for failing to register for the draft, was thrown out of court. The judge made his decision based on three grounds. One of his grounds is so broad that it could invalidate the entire registration program. The first ground stated that the regulations themselves were invalid because there had been a requirement for the government to wait 30 days Campus Book Exchange begins new chapters The PSGA Senate Nov. 5 unanimously approved Karen Norwood as the new manager of the Campus Book Exchange (CBE). The year - old Exchange, located on the Level 1 WLLC Concourse, is operated by PSGA. "As the new manager," said Norwood, "I'm going to implement as many changes for the better as possible. I'm looking at increasing our advertising and doing whatever I can do to make people stop at the CBE. Once they stop at the CBE, I think they'll like what they find." The Exchange offers students the chance to sell their used books to others while make a profit. The buyer also saves money. Here's how it works: 1) A student brings a used book to the Exchange. 2) The book is put on the shelf ready for someone else to purchcisc it. 3) The Exchange sells the book for 65 percent of the original price. Even if the book was bought used, after proposing regulations for public opinion before re - publishing them and enforcing them. The Selective Service has a further requirement of a 60 day period for public comment. In 1980, when President Carter brought back draft regulations, he did not allow a sufficient period of time for public comment before the regulations went into effect. The second ground for dismissing the case was because the government has engaged in a process called selective prosecution, which means, in effect, selecting a few people out of thousands of non - registrants who were the most vocal, and who had been exercising their first amendment rights. The judge further ruled that the government had to turn over certain documents relating to the Continued On Page Three the 65 percent is figured on the first listed price. 4) The Exhange keeps 10 percent of the amount for which the book was sold for operating expenses. 5) The remaining 55 percent of the original list price is given to the person who brought the book to the Exchange. The Exchange now deals with things other than used books. Other items include paperback books, used records and crafts. "What I'd like to see is a large arts and crafts section," said Norwood. "I want to give Parkside artists a chance to market their pieces. We'll let them set their own prices and we will receive 10 percent of that for the handling and service charge." Business hours for the Exchange will vary from week to week, but the hours will be posted. "In the past we've had problems with not having regular hours," said Norwood. "I think that hurt us a lot. Now, every week we will post our hours and we will meet them." Smokeout encourages quitting by Jennie Tunkiecz Smoke.. . choke ... croak. This was one of the popular slogans for the Great American Smokeout held throughout the nation Nov. 18. This event was a national celebration set up to encourage smokers to quit for 24 h ours. The National Cancer Society projected that 18 million people would try to stop for the day and 7% of those would stop entirely. "We feel that if a person can stop for 24 ho urs they will realize that they can stop for good," said Edith Isenberg, health center coordinator at Parkside. "Parkside is a community and we wanted to reach the students in hopes that they would bring the information, home and help their families," she added. The Student Nurse's Organization and the Pre - Med Club operated information desks where students could sign pledge cards, get "survival kits", and information about smoking. There was also a "count the cigarette butt contest" which involved guessing the number of cigarette butts in a large pickle jar. The butts were gathered for two days from the cafeteria ash trays. Jim Fox and Sue Mulligan, contest winners made the correct guess of 685 b utts. The winners will each receive a turkey provided by the Union. "People thought the jar was gross, but not gross enough to get Continued On Page Three Hofstadter visits; gives many views by Pat Hensiak Editor Douglas Hofstadter, whose book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" won a Pulitzer Prize in 1980, was featured as the first Honors Program Distinguished Visiting Scholar. Hofstadter, 37, an Associate Professor of computer science at Indiana University - Bloomington, was on campus from Nov. 15-17 for a series of programs for both students and the general public. Hofstadter's formal fields are mathematics, physics, and DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER computer science (artificial intelligence in particular). His interests cover a much larger scope, including linguistics, psychology, art, music, philosophy, biology, and physics. "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid", started out as a letter to a friend. It ended up 777 pages long, and Hofstadter typeset it all himself. The germ of the books was in his head at a young age, 20, more or less. Hofstadter has included many subjects and theories, including an index listing which says "kitchen sink, the 315." Page 315 of the book does indeed include mention of the kitchen sink. "Most of my ideas started to link up with each other when I was doing my undergraduate work," explained Hofstadter . "There were always little germs there, developing since a young age, but when I was doing my undergraduate work, all of the ideas really began to link up. I also really became fascinated by the questions of mind and brain. Then, for a while, I happened to drop a lot of my ideas, or perhaps they just fell dormant for a period. It was about seven years, I came back to them as a graduate student." Winning the Pulitzer was not the most exciting thing that ever happened to Hofstadter. "There was a little party for me in the computer science division, and I had to give a short speech. Maybe what I really wanted to do was just ride my bike, or have a pizza with some friends." There really isn't an Eternal Golden Braid inside the book. "I was only trying to say that I had taken three things and braided them together in a metaphoric way," said Hofstadter. "I had taken separate strands and made a stronger unity with them, by twisting them together." He also explained that the two phrases in the title of the book: "Godel, Escher, Bach," and "Eternal Golden Braid" are the start of a braid. "When you make a braid, you take the left two stands and cross them. The the right two, then the left two, and so on. In Godel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid, the first letters of the first words are crossed, representing the beginning of a braid." Hofstadter taught Physics in Germany (in German) for six months. He explained that this was a challenge for him, because with the language differences fell certain barriers. "I saw it as a challenge. Kind of l ike crossing a stream, and there are only a few stepping stones for you to step on when you cross. When you know the language well, there are a lot of stones you can step on. It's almost as if it were cemented over. But, when you are living in a different language, there are more restrictions and at times you have to turn back and do some re - stepping. There were times when I had to do some re - stepping. That really is the challenge you take when you choose to cross a stream you aren't familiar with, but do wish to be familiar with. You learn to re - step, and move on." Inside . . . • Peer Support • YMCA • Winter Driving • New Music • Manager's Dinner • Second City 2 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 RANGER Editorial Let's clarify it In the past few weeks, there have been many informal questions of policy used by Ranger in making editorial and opinion decisions. The editorials of this newspaper are written by a staff member, and the positions taken are approved by an editorial board. Articles of opinio n, including letters to the editor, whether they be political, religious or unclassified in nature, are welcomed by the Ranger. However, they must be typewritten, doubled spaced, and accompanied by the author's by-line to be considered for print. The Ranger reserves the right to hold or refuse articles as space requires. Articles of possible defamatory nature will be reviewed by the Editor. No articles will be censored by any members of the Ranger staff (or anyone else for that matter), because they disagree in content with opinions held by the staff, or other individuals or organizations either on or off this campus. Pride In My Work by Mark Tobias Author's note: This continuing series of poems was written in 1972, while the author was participating in the Vietnam War. It seems that, in light of the current world situation and the contemplations of our leader in power, that a history reminder is in order. What is the axiom, something like "History forgotten is repeated"? Efficiency is my game. Loading bombs my claim to fame. I fix weapons - I work quite fast I work to make a bigger blast. I'll make them burst, right away or set them so they'll wait a day 'till all around think it's a dud. then BOOM my weapons splash their blood. My weapons work, I'll have you know Not one yet has failed to blow. But if one does, my job I'll give 'cause we can't afford to let them live. Maybe today, I'll load napalm which bombers drop without a qualm and kill by fire - then all will see My bombs have great efficiency. My vulcan cannon - gun supreme machine gun is a killers' dream. A se conds' burst will expurgate a hundred - twenty souls from hate. Many more if they're en masse this death machine is unsurpassed. My robot missies should impress - adept and shrewd they're the best. Just set for heat and light a match a commie stove may be its' catch. Flechettes are great on personnel Deadly darts with silence kill There's no escape - through roofs they pass at night, asleep they breath their last. Yes, my friends, I've cause for pride so on my bombs, right on the side, we mark cute words: "HELLO - GOODBYE" "TICKET TO HELL" and "IN YOUR EYE". But though my work, of pride consists, in my mind one thought persists: With all these bombs explosives filled how many children have I killed? SUCK TO ABORTION ISSUES, PADRE! NUCLEAR WAR > c Editor's notes Thoughts on Thanksgiving by Pat Hensiak Editor Thanksgiving approaches!! Thank God. Thank anyone you like, but it's a good thing it's finally here. I'm sure many of u s can use the days off. Most of us feel pretty in need of a rest of some sort or another. For some, if the rest didn't come soon, they'd be scheduled for attendance at Sunnyside Recovery Home. I'm probably one of those people. Thanksgiving is an interesting holiday. The only thing you really do on the actual day is sit around, watch parades, watch football, and eat turkey. Of course, this year Mary Poppins is on in the evening. Sure to be a treat. I know we'll be watching with the whole family. Mom has been getting ready for this day for weeks. Cleaning, scrubbing, picking up after my brother, bathing the cat, picking up after my brother, finishing her new dress, picking up after my brother, and on the wicked cycle goes. It's always fun to watch my brother around the holidays, he seems a little more on edge than at other times throughout the year. I think his constant fear is that my mother will go into his room with a large bulldozer and clean everything out. The last time anyone entered the room was shortly after we moved into the house. Actually, some have entered, but we've not seen them since. My father has again resorted to putting up hazard signs. He doesn't know what else he can do. We thought of condemning the place, but we didn't know where to put my brother. Realistically though, there are a lot of things to be thankful for around this time of the year. After all, the preparation itself, although often seen as a burden, really is a blessing. At least you have something to prepare for. At least you have plans for the day. I'm sure there are lots of folks out there who have no plans, and would be happy at the chance to plan a big Thanksgiving dinner. Perhaps that's the ironic thing about holidays. If you have nothing, and then receive some stretch erf kindness, you feel a reason to be thankful. If you always have the opportunity to have a fine day, and spend the holiday with good friends and good food, it doesn't quite seem like enough to be thankful for. Maybe being a bit more appreciative of all the things we have is too much trouble. By all means, have a Happy Thanksgiving. Don't eat too much, and do your best to tolerate your family and friends. It's probably just once a year that most of us see these people. Letter to the editor Reply to BambPs "burned up" friend I am writing to append a few paragraphs of fa ct to Carol Burns article Who Needs Bambi Anyway in the November 18, 1982 Ranger. The ensuing information is meant to cool the emotionalism and quiet the sarcasm in the reckless anti - deer hunting article. It is possible to love animals, hunt deer and be human. In Wisconsin, as in other states, there is a rationale for deer hunting besides its sporting challenge. I speak of the law - abiding hunter who might annually prepare for the rifle hunting season. I will assume Ms. Burns was referring to rifle hunting season rather than bow hunting, or any combination. According to the DNR, Wisconsin is divided into eight areas and each has its own hunting season ranging in length from four to nine days in November. The Racine Journal Times had the number of deer tagged in Wisconsin 1981 rifl e season to be just over 151,000. Madison's licensing office gave me figures on the total number of resident and non - resident rifle licenses issued in 1981 to be 629,034. Usin g these figures it would indicate approximately one deer is killed for every four hunters. This ratio should reveal skill is significant, as is true in any sport. One of t he DNR staff was totally against hunting, but admitted that it had to be done to keep the herd population under control, especially in harsh winters when food is scarce for deer everywhere in the state. Special precautions, such as the hunters choice permit, keeps the breeding process under control. The permit is issued to a fixed number of hunters who apply and allows a deer of either sex to be taken. Without it only a buck can be taken. This year 126,505 hunters choice permits were issued in the state. This rifle season marks the third year the party permit mentioned in the Bambi article has not been in use. From the southeastern Wisconsin's Game Wardens office, I found the state's deer population is greater now than any other time in the state's history. With the deer population increasing, it is evident that deer hunting is not going to put deer on an endangered species list. To Continued On Page Four Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editc News Editc Feature Editc Sports Editc Photo Editc Copy Editc Business Manage Ad Manage Distribution Manac Assistant Business Manac ck . STAFF Sharron Aken, Jeanne Buenker - Phillips, Carol Bur KovaHc RkkbLe' Caro! Kortendick, Jc Tunkiekz ' Laura Petersen, Jen uw Parkside and they are RANGER rsVprmtridUbyCthe UnVon •Sp^r ""'p 6XCept durinfl breaks and h0 Written permission is reqCireJ for rTorln?^! P ublisbin9 Co., Kenosha. Wisconsin All correspondence should beaddrS'°f a£y *";,ion°f RANGER. LetrteS,d?' N0' 2000' Ken°sha, Wisconsin 53iS4?e Ranger' University of Wis eluded for verification. s be S|9°eado ua6n,de sap tsecleepdh"o nse" n"udm' w'" ** field for valid reasons Deadline for letters is AAondav at1„^ i reserves all editorial privileges in publica,i°n °n Thursday. The RA defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fi Manager's Dinner successful RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 by Bob Kiesling News Editor TV fourth annual Manager's the "TT WaS held last Monday in event^a'p" P" PUr»ose °f duh k ^ t0 an club brochure, is an "o^pmpoirntutninitgy to interact with business professionals, on campus." The event is sponsored by the Ac aTp?l£1Ub'S°men^Busin^ A L Slgma EPsilon. About 120 students and 65 managers attended this year's event. A social time in the Union Bazaar began the event, followed dl,nrier *n the cafeteria, with several speakers. After the dinner was another social hour After Chancellor Alan Guskin offered a brief welcome to the managers attending, the first of two speakers, Elizabeth Janicek, of S hearson / American Express began her presentation. The f"bJect of her talk was Choices?" Janicek said there were many choices facing potential managers today, and it was important that students get a clear idea of their future goals. She said the place to begin setting goals is in school with the students professors and counselors. She said that they could give a student insight into the available choices. The next people to check with are recruiters. According to Janicek, they can give a student insight into the internal workings of a company. "You have to choose a place where you can fit in," Janicek said. She also said that connections from family and friends were a vital but underrated source of Adapt to winter f o r ' W S ° " t h * U n i ° " information. She offered advice on the advantages and disadvantages of working for various sized firms and then turned to the subject of interviewing. She said the interviewer is interested in knowing about your goals, area of interest and financial requirements. Janicek said prospective employees should read the firm's annual report. "You have to know at least a little bit about the company," she said. If, after several months you find that the job is not working out, she said, the best course of action is to leave. "You do yourself a favor, and you also do the people you're working for a favor," she said. The second speaker was Fred Kraegel, a recruiter for Peat Marwick, Mitchell & Co . Kraegel Peer Support The newest major organization spoke about the need for increased corporate identity in an era of increasing federal deregulation. In his presentation, entitled Quest for Excellence," Kraegel spoke of the necessity of practicing "nichemanship," the idea that every place in the market can be occupied by an apparently unique firm. He said that every firm must adapt its image to meet the changing economic situation. "The question is no longer 'to be; or not to be,' but 'what to be?" He cited the example of Chrysler, who in the midst of their financial difficulties, cut every expense possible, except their marketing budget. Kraegel said that marketing has made the difference in Chrysler's recovery, not government loans. by Vince Gigliotti When winter comes you change to heavier clothes and turn up the thermostat. You adapt to the changing season. You do these things because they make sense — the clothes and indoor temperatures that work in summer don't do the job in winter. But what about your driving? If you drive and maintain your car in winter the same way you do in summer, you're asking for trouble. Driving in winter is different — a lot different. Your car needs different care, and you need different driving skills. Your car should be readied for winter now. Now is the time to check your car battery. If you think your battery might not make it through the winter, play it safe and get a new one now. It's better to buy now than be stranded on a cold night in the middle of nowhere. Check your tires, your traction on winter roads will be only as good as your tires. You can't go wrong with an investment in snow tires. Your tires could make the difference between stopping in time or having an accident. Now is also the time to check your windshield wiper blades. Replace worn glades as they will be used more often in the winter. Make sure there is an anti - freeze solvent in the washer system, and make sure the washer tank is full. You should have your exhaust system checked for leaks. Winter driving means that the windows are usually rolled up tight. A faulty exhaust system could mean carbon monoxide getting into the passenger compartment. It is a Anti-registration good idea to keep one window open slightly, just enough to get some fresh air in the car. Before you drive your car, make sure all the windows are clean of frost and snow. All the windows should be cleaned, not just the windshield. You should also be sure your defroster and heater are in good working order. Also, clean your headlights and tail lights — let someone else see you. Winter driving takes more skill than summer driving. Every driver should be familiar with how to react when a skid occurs. The most important point is don't panic and never hit the brakes. If you do hit an icy spot on the road, lift your foot off the gas, turn your wheels in the direction the rear of the car is skidding until you feel the skid is corrected. Then straighten your wheels. Places to watch for icy spots are bridges, both under and on top, any type of underpass and anywhere there is snow on the road. Now is the time to review all your winter driving techniques. Remember to brake slowly and ahead of time when coming to intersections. Plan ahead when making turns. Fast turns on a slippery road could be treacherous. If possible, have a mechanic check your cars' hoses, belts, exhausts, etc. Don't forget to check the anti - freeze in your radiator. It should be good to at least 20 to 30 degrees below zero. Prepare now, once the snow falls it may be too late. Winter arrives every year about this time, and whether we like it or not, you should be prepared for it. by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips Peer Support is the baby of the Parkside major organization's family. It is the newest of the five, achieving its status only last year. According to President Pat Mulligan, "Peer Support trys to help non - traditional students make an easy transition into college life." She added that, "Peer Support is open to all students, not just to non - traditional ones." Because of this ideology, Pat, along with the other dedicated volunteer students, have ensured the future of Peer Support as a major organization. Mulligan believes that "the most important thing Peer Support does is the orientation. The orientation sessions are held for newly admitted non - traditional students to help them get over the fear of being looked at as an oddball." Pat stated that, "the orientations themselves are run very informally and are not rigorously structured." Non - traditional, as well as traditional, students are welcome to participate and, there is someone from Community Student Services and a professor in attendance. Pat believes that, "meeting with a professor in an informal atmosphere helps students realize that professors are not unapproachable. It also helps them get over their basis for fear as well as the idealized professor image." In addition to the orientations, Peer Support offers two programs twice during each semester. The first deals with the theme, "How are Things Going?" and is offered during the first month of the semester. "Test Taking Tips", the other semi - annual program, takes place right before final exams and provides the participants with information on studying for, as well as taking, examinations. The number of Peer Support members has significantly increased since it became a major organization. These members are actively involved with many other Parkside activities as well. They have served on the planning committee for Fallfest and Winterfest in the past, and are currently doing so again. The members have also assisted with the blood drive for Winterfest '82 and have sold tickets and T - shirts for "Save the Library Day." Peer Support members are also involved with many other aspects of student life at Parkside. Pat believes this is true because, "it's important to give people a chance for involvement, a chance to meet people, and a chance for identity." Upon graduating next year, Pat will be leaving Peer Support. She does not hesitate leaving because she is, "very satisfied knowing that there is something around to help students return to school." YMCA, Administration crack down on parties by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Parkside administration has begun cracking down on drinking at the YMCA as a result of an incident occurring early on Sunday morning, Nov. 14. At about 2 a. m., third floor Resident Assistant Jeff Wicks called for police assistance in subduing a person who, according to Wicks, was behaving in a disorderly manner. Wicks attempted to persuade him to quiet down, but finally resorted to calling the police. Coincidentally, members of the basketball team were having a party on the third floor when the police arrived. Although this party was not characterized as disorderly, one member of the team said that there were "almost Continued On Page Eight Pat stated that "things within Peer Support are not always perfect, but nothing is." So with, "a little hard work and stick - to - itness", she is able to, "make (her) UW - Parkside experience more fulfilling." Smokeout. . . Continued From Page One them to stop smoking," said Luanne Flaa, a student nurse at Parkside. Leona Benedict, also a student nurse, said, "Many non - smokers were interested in information for their families and friends." An estimated 500 Parkside students participated in the smokeout. "My husband suggested I try quitting for the day just to see if I could do it. I succeeded, but I don't plan to quit altogehter because I enjoy smoking," said Brenda Buchanan, a Parkside student. "I quit for the day just to see if I could do it," Glenn Schackmuth said. There were also a number of students that did not try to quit for the day. "There is no good reason not to quit, but I don't have any will power so I didn't try," said Loretta Cunningham. "A group of us were going to try to quit for the day, but we decided to smoke anyway," said David Bahl. Isenberg said that no one complained of cigarette withdrawal symptoms, but it would be unusual to experience any after only 24 hours. "Participating in the Smokeout is light hearted effort but it should be followed by more serious attempts to quit. Our staff is willing to help students quit anytime of the year, not just during the smokeout," commented Isenberg. Self - help books from the NCS are available at the health center for students that would like further help to stop smoking. The times, dates and locations of S top Smoking Clinics are also available. Continued From Page One selective Prosecution process, and to allow a White House advisor, Edward Musk, to testify at a pre - trial hearing on the issue. When the prosecution refused, claiming executive privilege, the same thing President Nixon claimed during the Watergate scandal, the judge felt he had no option but to throw the case out of court on the grounds presented. If the judge's ruling is upheld this would mean there are no registration requirements right now. "On the other hand, it would not be a total victory, in the sense that President Reagan could issue a new proclamation, and do the process all over again, this time doing it right," stated Kerley. It may not be a total victory, but it sets an important precedent. Dwight D. Eisenhower, former president and general once stated, "The people of this country wanted peace so much, that one day they would stand up and push the government out of their way." "I thing in a way that's what we were attempting to do, we want peace," concluded Kerley. ^ 0^0G^ to s°^. v -&• zP *\©v For complete details, contact TSgt. Ed Boettcher at 414-632-6487/1828 Scandinavian Seminar is now accepting applications for its 1983 -84 academic year abroad in Denmark, Finland, Norway, or Sweden. This unique learning experience is designed for college students, graduates, and other adults who want to study in a Scandinavian country, becoming part of another culture and learning its language. One - semester programs, only, in Denmark, are also now available. After orientation in Denmark and a 2-3 week intensive language course, generally followed by a family stay, students are placed individually at Scandinavian Folk Schools or other specialized institutions, where they live and study with Scandinavians of diverse backgrounds. The Folk Schools are small, residential educational communities intended mainly for young adults. Midway through the folk school year, all the Seminar students and staff meet in the mountains of Norway to discuss progress and make plans for the Spring. A final session is held at the end of the year to evaluate the year's studies and experiences. Because the Scandinavian countries are small, open, and accessible, the year provides an unusually rich opportunity for the student to explore his or her particular field of interest by doing an independent study project. American academic credit for participation in the Seminar program has been awarded by more than 150 American colleges and universities upon recommendation of the Seminar staff. However, students who require an Academic Transcript may qualify to receive one through the International Programs Office of the University of Massachusetts. The 1983 - 84 fee, covering tuition, room, board, and all program - related travel in Scaninavia, is $6,200. Applications may apply for supplementary interest - free loans and grants, awarded on the basis of n eed and qualification. The application deadline is March 1, 1983. For further information, please write to: SCANDINAVIAN SEMINAR, 358 North Pleasant St., Amherst, MA 0100 2. Second City wows 'em at Comm Arts Letter to the Editor CAMPUS BOOK EXCHANGE used books paperbacks records arts& crafts wile concourse Continued From Page Two speculate on the future of Wisconsin environment and natural resources in an article on deer hunting is misleading. State federal and private land owners decisions have considerable say as to the state's future environmental development. The stab against "gun lobbys and sportsmens' clubs" is unfounded. Each has its own issue and may or may not be related to deer hunting. It seems the point being raised is that there is profit in hunting so who would ever want it to end. Apparently Ms. Burns teels that there is more emphasis on money made from hunting than nature, animals and the environment". Our area Game Warden, Tom Thoresen, reports the breakdown of money received from hunting licenses as such: 1) Directly to land acquisition tor the public. (Hunting only takes up one quarter of the year. Campers, hikers and just the people who enjoy the outdoors use this land when they please.) 2) Habitat development for wildlife 3) Salaries for wildlife managers who are degreed individuals planning for the wildlifes welfare. 4) Salaries for wardens and law enforcement officials. The hunters contribute much more than the non - hunter to protect and improve on the state's environment. I am not a hunter, nor have I ever had any guns in my home. I would not like to hunt, though I do fish, camp and enjoy the outdoors in every season. I have been annoyed with hunters — bu t only the lawless ones who shine deer poach and trespass. I believe deer ! hunters follow the regulations set 1 by the DNR and appreciate the outdoors as I do. I do not mind opposing views on this issue, but first be aware of t he facts — then form a responsible opinion. ORCHARD COURTS APARTMENTS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT ! MODERN STUDIO, ONE AND TWO BEDROOM UNITS: • APPLIANCES • CARPETING • DRAPES • FURNITURE HEAT AN D WATER ALL ELE CTRIC PARKING LAUNDRY FACILITIES FROM $ 205.00 PER MONTH STUDENT SPECIAL STUDY I N COMFORT ! WE WILL COVER YOUR SEMESTER I I BOOK AND SUPPLY EXPENSE S UP TO $ 10 0. 0 0 WITH THI S COUPON OFFER LIMITED TO NON-RESIDENTS SIGNING A SEMESTER II, 1983 LEASE Offer expires Dec. 31, 1982 953 WOOD ROAD Model Apartment and Rental Office Hours Daily 1 p.m. - 6 p.m.. Sat. and Sun. 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. HARD RTS PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased and managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. "Serving Southeastern Wisconsin •* fnr.hm.Mnn V ™alcr®w Put on a dynamic, hilarious show nriuH^H in ?hpe°f e ,n the Comm Arts Theater last Tuesday. Ihn• fn?Awere an imPfovisational sketch, a slide kin • 5 iCau meeting and the lament of a test tube baby, pictured above, to the accompaniment of a mariachi band Events Art Addicts The Art Addicts will hold their next meeting on Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 1:00 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. and other scheduled activities will be discussed and Turkey Roast prizes will be awarded. T^°"e'"terested ""end. The Art Addicts need you (watch tor the celebration). IEH Anyone who attended the hThZL SeT"?ar on Nov 22 be interested in this: Resshuomuelds written by students will S critiqued and recommendations r/onSwvementswiiibemade^ a^Z : "P seminar Monday, .6 at 3 p.m. in Union 104 Thp SstudIe?nt ' wSisThinIgd to^ npermese nta nIy enC!?onm™ta.Dscied„tfc t5n in Greenquist D-115 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 29. Sponsored by the IEHA. 3 Dance Ensemble The Parkside Dance Ensemble will hold a dance workshop and demonstration performance in late March. Anyone interested in helping with the workshop or performance can stop by Comm Arte 140 on Monday, Wednesday, °r Friday from 1 - 2 p.m. from now jpt'l Dec. 1. Watch the Ranger for further announcements of exact dates and times. SICS . T h e P h y s i c s C o l l o q u i u m , Space Telescope — A New Era in Astronomy", listed in the Nov. 4 Ranger and originally scheduled for Nov. 17, has been rescheduled for Wednesday, Dec. 1. The speaker will be Daniel Schroeder, who is one of the two telescope scientists working on the Space Telescope project. Prof, ochroeder is a member of the Physics and Astronomy Department of Beloit College. His talk will be at 1 p. m. in Greenquist 230 on Dec. 1, and the public is invited. New M usic RANGER Wednesday, November 24,1982 ^mjvaj: A splendid time guaranteed for all by John Kovalic Well, not really enough room for another of my now infamous and debatable essays on life, the universe and everything, but enough time to wish you and yours all the best for this example of brevity in holidays. Quite a mix this week, and my sincere thanks to David Micheal for introducing me to "X," and to the two crazy Canadians for their copy of "Business As Usual." Ta, guys. (Any chance of some English goods from across the border? Tea? Anything?) Next week: the question I posed at the beginning of the series. Who is the five o'clock hero? Special Jam tribute cut - out - and - keep issue. Suitable for framing. Duran Duran Carnival (Capitol) Duran Duran are getting pretty well known on the dance circuits around the country. They have two albums and a string of inconsistently successful singles to their name. Their specialty — a hybrid of new - wave electronic dance music, labeled by some as "New Romantic" (one of the numerous factions seen to emerge from post - punk Britain). They established a reputation for being able to provide intelligent, powerful, danceable songs, and their popularity culminated with the release of the internationally successful "Planet Earth" single. Well, if you liked that, the "Carnival" mini - L.P. is certainly for you. Containing four new versions of songs available on the albums, "Carnival" is a nice sampler for those who do not wish to risk the price of a normal L.P. "Hungry Like the Wolf" is the first cut on side one, and here we have Duran Duran at their best. In my opinion, this single is even better than "Planet Earth." It is, as the cover says, a re - mixed, extended version of the passionate premier single from the new "RIO" album. Passion is really what it's all about, and I suppose certain factions could view the lyrics as being in bad taste, or even (dare I say the vord) sexist Comm Arts exhibits An exhibition of contemporary American prints from Landfall Press in Chicago will be featured in the Comm Arts Gallery, from Nov. 29 through Dec. 16. The exhibition will include a total of 33 etchings and lithographs by major contemporary artists including Philip Pearlstein, William T. Wiley, Claus Oldenburg, Robert Cottingham. Landfall Press has beena major print publishing studio for 12 years in the American art scene. The studio publishes limited edition fine art prints by many of the most important and influential figures presently working in American art today. Jack Lemon, director of Landfall Press since its establishment in 1970, will be on the Parkside campus for a gallery slide lecture and print studio demonstration on Wednesday, Dec. 1. The slide lecture, which is free and open to the public, will be at 2 p.m. in the Comm Arts Gallery, followed by a technical demonstration at 3:30 p.m. in the print studio, CA D-140. Lemon is a master printer and artist who specializes in lithography. He received a bachelor of fine arts degree from the Kansas City Art Institute and did graduate work in printmaking at the University of Nebraska. He also studied at the Tamarind Lithography Workshop in Los Angeles and at the University of New Mexico, Albequerque. His visit has organized by the art department and funded through an Exxon Corporation grant to Parkside. DURAN (aaargh), but, when taken in context, "Hungry Like a Wolf" turns out to be one of the best releases of the year. The next re - mix, an extended version of "Girls on Film," is the song which helped to establish the group. This is off their debut album "Duran Duran" and anyone who didn't catch the video really missed out. "Girls on Film" reached number four on the U.K. chart and paved the way for the group's later releases. "Hold Back the Rain," again originally from "RIO," keeps up the searing pace set by side one. Here the lyrics come to the foreground in a powerful rebuttal of standards and society. "So what if the words ain't rhyming, do you think that it's just a game? I probably didn't say that right, and I really don't give a damn." It may not rhyme, but it works. Lasting just under seven minutes, this is "Carnival's" longest track. "My Own Way" follows. This was the first British single from "RIO," reaching the top ten, although it never really made it to the American airwaves. All in all, "Carnival" is a terrific little album to have, unless you already possess a copy of "RIO," in which case you may still want the re - mixed versions of three of the strongest songs on the album. This is a dance album, and as such, is almost perfect. (Four out of five.) Men At Work Business As Usual (Columbia) The Australians are a funny lot, aren't they? (Or is that a racist statement?) I mean, the few bands that leave the sunny Sidney shores are either bloody awful (AC / DC) or really great (Split DURAN Enz). I include Men At Work as being in the latter category. These four Bruces have here one of the best debut albums I have had the pleasure of listening to in a long time. Initially better received in Canada than in the States, their singles have finally gotten the U.S. airplay they deserve. I must admit, however, that the fact that many FM stations tried to play "Who Can It Be Now" to death did not endear the group to me early on. Luckily, I persevered and heard the album. The sound is a mixture of Reggae, "two - tone" and an amalgamation of numerous other influences. The result is astounding. Not perfect, mind you, but for a first try it is remarkable. "Who Can It Be Now" is one of the weaker tracks on the album. In fact, it seems one of the most unlikely choices for a single possible when compared to cuts like "I Can See It In Your Eyes" or the latest single, "Down Under." When I first heard "I Can See It In Your Eyes," the thought that came to mind was that it sounded remarkably like the British two - tone group "The Beat," (a.k.a. "The English Beat") in their heyday. The parallels are there, but Men At Work seems to have avoided the pitfall of being caught up in their political moralizing, a fate that trapped the Brits. "Underground," "People Just Love to Play With Words" and "Be Good Johnny" are all excellent. In fact, amongst the ten tracks there aren't really any poor songs. The fact that such a new and original sound can be found is amazing enough. The fact that this sound can be commercially AN EVENING WITH MAYNARD FERGUSON AND UWP JAZZ ENSEMBLE PRESENTED BY Parkside Activities Board SUNDAY NOV. 28 Parkside P. E. Building 7-00 P.m. ADVANCE TICKETS A t $2.50 STUDENTS successful is remarkable, but the fact that the group that recorded it is a new group, you can come to your own conclusions. Three out of five. Under the Big Black Sun (Elektra) Contenders for the. "shortest name for a rock group" category at this year's Grammys, "X" is a four member band consisting of (wait for it) D.J. Bonebrake on drums, Exene Cervenka on vocals, John Doe on bass and vocals, and Billy Zoom on guitar, saxophone, clarinet and wolf howls. Another fine album, "Sun" takes us back to the '77 punk explosion, reminding us of the likes of the Buzzcocks, the Banshees, early Blondie, et. al. I keep telling myself I've seen it all before, and that this is an unnecessary album, but heckI, c an't help but like it. Maybe it's nostalgia for the late seventies, but I doubt it. This album possesses its own vitality, the cutting edge that many of the punk groups later lost. The subjects? Death, depression, booze, cheap sex, heavy drums and dirty guitar. Long has it been thaIt h ave seen a record sleeve as wonderfully messy as this one. The high point of side one is the title track, which bursts with vengence. The songs contain hate, revenge, and energy. Energy, in fact, probably defines the album best. It's so full of energy it makes other records look like they're standing still. The lyrics can't convey their meanings without the music, nor can the music survive without the cutting, biting vocals. A symbiotic relationship that survives and prospers. The high points of the album? "The Hungry Wolf" (not to be confused with a previously - covered single), "Motel in My Bed," "Riding With Mary," and "Come Back to Me," both dealing with the death of one of the members' sister, "Because I Do," "Blue Spark," "Dancing With Tears in my Eyes," a remake of a 1930 standard . . . hell, every song on this album is so refreshing — it should have been released in '78. "X", three men and a woman, have really got something here. Definitely a band I want to look at more closely. Three out of five. Its 8th Annual The eighth annual Arts and Crafts Fair, including such things as jewelry, pottery, needlework, Christmas decorations and woodworking, will be held at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Main Concourse from 10:00 a. m. to 4:00 p. m. on Saturday, December 4, under sponsorship of the performing arts and lectures committee of the student Parkside Activities Board. There will be a movie provided for kids and live entertainment provided for the listening pleasure of others. In addition Union Square, which is located off the north entrance to the Union, and the Coffee Shop, which is located in Lower Main Place, will both be open to serve food and beverages. This event will prove to be one in which you will never forget. Bring your children, there is no admission charges what so ever. Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Burned up by CaaArrooll B urnfss e w helpful hints. . . The football strike is over. We ve already been treated to a few games, and things are back to normal. Or at least they should be — but eight weeks is a long time especially for compromised brain systems, such as pro - football players'. Chances are good that they have forgotten quite a bit. The smart coaches probably had re - training sessions for their players. Hopefully, the following information was included: Starting with fundamentals, THIS IS A FOOTBALL," the sessions wen t on . . . — The helmet is worn on the head. — A football jersey is not an athletically'- inclined bovine. — The pockets on your uniforms are not accessory wallets. — The digits on your shirts are not locker numbers. — The white lines on the field are ten yards apart. — Ten yards is about as long as two of your Lincolns. A pass is not just something done in a bar. — Clipping is not a haircut. — The creatures with the black and white stripes are not fugitive zebras. — A "split end" is not treated with shampoo. — A "tight end" does not refer to female anatomy. — Although they may have kept you in shape duri ng the strike, golf clubs are not allowed on these green surfaces. X's and O's are not a sign of affection from the coach. —The purpose of a huddle is not to tell dirty jokes. — A quarterback or halfback are not refunds. — A runningback has not forgotten something. — Cheerleaders are not to be tackled during the game. — A touchdown has nothing to do with duck feathers. — Half time is not a split wristwatch. — The team with the most points wins. "Hut! Hut!" is not a cry for pizza. There you have it. Let's watch for mistakes in the next few weeks to find if the re - training was successful. "Creepshow and horror by Rick Leuhr These days, most so - called horror movies are nothing but an endless series of violent, gory killings by a masked, deformed or crazed person armed with various and sundry sharp objects. It's hard to find a good horror film with a well thought out plot and a somewhat original idea behind it. I'm pleased to report that I have found such a movie. It's called "Creepshow." "Creepshow" is the brainchild of director George Romero ("Night of the Living Dead") and author Stephen King ("Carrie," "The Shining," et. al.). These two talented individuals decided that they wanted to create a film that brings back the feel and look of the comics. yy has humor 6 " 1950s EC horror con Honors Program offers classes TThhee HHoonnoorrss PPrrnocgrrraomm ,w„J1il1l 1b e . offering two classes for the Spring Semester. Both "Special Topics? Explaining Things" and "Honors Seminar: Imagination" are continuing on the themes of the current semester. "Explaining things involves professors of various disciplines explaining how they explain things in their field in an open discussion format. Some topics covered this semester include: "Why Leaders Have Difficulty Explaining What They Do" with Chancellor WILDLIFE O GOD. Guskin; "Explaining How Music Communicates Itself" with Professor Wegner; "Explaining Things From a Feminine Perspective" with Professor Peckand a session with Distinguished visiting scholar Douglas Hofstadter. The Spring Semester will continue with other Parkside faculty participating. Participation in the Fall class is not a prerequisite for joining the Spring class. Participating students have found this an excellent opportunity to explore topics they IS mite RNY fAEAMlkKx JV> LIFE? otherwise might not have been able to fit into their schedules Members of the "Imagination Seminar" this semester, directed by Professor Thayer, sponsored the visit of Parkside's first Distinguished Visiting Scholar, Douglas Hofstadter. In addition, Imagination" was discussed in relation to the theatre with Professor Van Dyke and Professor Pollack; in psychology with Professor Conrad; in sculpture with Professor Jansky and various other areas. Spring Semester plans include sponsoring two distinguished visiting scholars. The emphasis will shift to aspects of the every day world with guests and topics covering Imagination in law, health care, nursing, addiction, politics, sexuality, aging, human relationships and parenting. Anyone interested in more information should contact Professor Lee Thayer or the Honors Office. by John Kovalic O6\Jl00SLY Mor The film is divided into five separate stories. The first story is entitled "Father's Day." It tells the story of a family that gathers together each Father's Day, even though dear old dad is dead. Or is he? The next story is "The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verril." It stars Stephen King as a country bumpkin who sees a meteor crash in his field. Upon retrieving it, he figures to sell the meteor and gettings lots of money. What he gets is some green stuff, but it's not what he has in mind. The third story stars Leslie Nielsen and is entitled "Something to Tide You Over." In it, Nielsen portrays a man who figures out a unique way of disposing of his adultrous wife and her lover. He also watches them die via the magic of video. The next story, "The Crate," concerns a mysterious crate found under the stairs at a university, and a milquetoast professor's use of its con tents to rid himself of his boorish wife. The last story is "They're Creeping Up On You." E.G. Marshall stars as an eccentric millionaire who is obsessed with cleanliness. The story concerns his efforts to get rid of a few cockroaches. Did I say a few? Director Romero uses garish lighting and weird backgrounds to masterfully capture the look of frames from the comic books to which the film pays homage. One of the things that I admire in Creepshow" is the non - emphasis on gore. Don't get me wrong, there are a few fairly graphic scenes, but they are used sparingly. Also, "Creepshow" doesn t take itself too seriously. All of the stories show a great sense of humor by their makers and are very fun to watch. AD in aU, I found "Creepshow" to be entertaining, funny and quite creepy. If you want something other than the "mad slasher on the rampage," try "Creepshow"- you won't regret it. YOU ARE NOT ALONE AND YOU ARE NOT TO BLAME 9 llAIIIIIUVI BRAKY A LECTURE ON CHILD ABUSE, INCEST& RAPE PREVENTION 8ffh fit 8 p. m Union Clnonin St«donts-s2°° —boosts - *2M Tickets available at the Campus Union Information Centre ODltie &uieet &>t|oppe IN THE PARKSIDE UNION announces THINGS FOR YOUR HEALTHY SWEET TOOTH YOGURT • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Sesame Brittle • Bridge Mix CAROB • Peanuts • Raisins • Malted Milk Balls • Bridge Mix FRUITS & NUTS • Caribbean Delicacy • California Mix • Student Food • Sesame Seeds • Cashews • Blanched Peanuts • Spanish Peanuts • Pistachio Nuts SPECIAL WEEK Of'HOv! """ </> OFF CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER TRIANBLES Free screening to be held P "^2 ?f Iron'M the sixth film ii parkside S foreign film series will be shown in a free screening ?eC" 2 al12 p m- in the Unioi SITP ^ jree showing is oper to all Parkside students, faculty and staff However, the genera public will not be admitted. The film, which won the Grand Prize at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival, is a blend of fiction and documentary covering recent Polish history, including the government crackdown on SolidaHty.^Lech Walesa, former Ih?c ri , ° danty' appears in this film both as an actor and in newsreel footage. Filmed entirely in Poland, the film is a striking account of the turbulence in Poland between the labor party, the Catholic Church, and the Communist Party. < 10 a. m. - 4 p. m Daily r FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. RANGER Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Contributed by John Monks Parkside Soccer Player One of the best seasons in Parkside's history has drawn to a close. Now is the moment when players, spectators and coaches look back and assess the accomplishments and shortcomings of the past season. When the team met for pre - season practice in mid - August, there were 15 returning lettermen —10 of t hose were starters. There were also several freshmen who would contribute greatly to the team: Jimmy Banks, Kim Jensen, Andy Buchanan and Mike Nowak. Coach Hal Henderson faced the tough task of taking these individuals and molding them Soccer Season Wrap Up edby bbeenncchheedd bbeeccaauussee ooff iinnijuurriieess . BRyv ^ . . putting this misfortune out of th eir minds and playing as a unit, the team won their next nine games 14 Regional Cham- JOHN MCNULTY Parkside's first loss was to Madison in the Chancellor's Cup on Oct. 1. This was the only loss of the regular season, which included winning over Northland College and Platteville for the BRAD FAUST together into a good winning team. The season started with a 2-0 victory over St. Scholastica but there were many games ahead and Henderson still had not found a starting line up he was looking for. As every season in every sport, a few'key players were ALAN GIBSON Park Vista Apartments 4219 Durund Avenue Spacious 2 bedroom apartment living. Only minutes from the Parkside campus . • • SPECIAL STUDENT RATES* *1 — $250 per month $260 pe r month wi th bus pa s s to Pa rks ide Rent Includes: — HEAT — APPLIANCES — CABLE T.V. — UNDERGROUND HEATED GARAGE AVAILABLE FOR MORE INFORMATION OR AN APPOINTMENT, CALL MON. THRU SAT9.- 6, SUN. 12-6 554-9092 District pionship. The next step for Parkside was to host Minnesota Champion, St. John, in the Area 5 playoffs. This game proved to be the best game of the season for Parkside, as they beat St. John's 2-0. The last game of the season was against Quincy which they were defeated 0-4. However the score does not show how close the game really was. John McNulty, Captain, A1 Gibson, Bob Newstrom, Brad Faust and Carlos Duchicela. "I think the things that made Shooting results PARKSIDE SHOOTING TEAM LEAGUE STANDINGS Parkside I 6-0 CMI 6-0 Marty's 5-1 National Guard 4-2 Paradise 4-2 Bodvens 4-2 Western 3-3 Railroad Products 3-3 Parkside I 2-4 Southway Supply 2-4 Hole Crew 2-4 Alfredo's 1-5 Colonial Liquor 0-6 BOB NEWSTROM Parkside ended its season with a 17-2-3 record — the best in Parkside's history. 17 different school records were broken. A few of these records were: — Most Goals in a Season: Jimmy Banks (14) — Most assists in a Season: Kim Jensen (13) — Most Assists in a Career: Bob Newstrom (22) — Most shutouts in a Season: Dan Ofperman (10) Not only is the season over, but also the careers for five players have also ended. These men are CARLOS DUCHICELA the team so good were the excellent freshmen and the maturity of the juniors and seniors," commented McNulty. Gibson is optimistic about the future of the soccer team. "The team should go nowhere but upward if they keep getting the good players as they have in the recent past." Newstrom feels that Parkside's future success is dependent primarily on the motivation of th e players. "If they have another good recruiting year they will continue to improve. But if the players that come here don't have the desire to win, the team won't progress." The season is over for this year, but the members are looking forward to next year and setting new goals. Good luck in the future! ••••••••• Sports Calendar MEN'S WRESTLING Nov. 27, Saturday, Northern Open at Madison, WI. WOMEN'S BASKETBALL Dec. 1, Wednesday, Lewis University, Away, 7 p.m. MEN'S BASKETBALL Nov. 27, Saturday, St. Xavier, Here, 7:30 p.m. ••••••••• Correction Last week The Ranger incorrectly reported Tori Murray as finishing 9th in the NAIA National meet Nov. 13 in St. Cloud, MN. Her correct place was 91st. SPRING BREAK - DAYTON A BEACH MARCH 11-20, 1983 *209 Complete VIA AIR-CONDITIONED, BATHROOM INCLUDES: O ROUND TRIP TRANSPORTATION EQUIPPED MOTORCOACH O 7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEAN - SIDE TEXAN HOTEL O FREE PARTIES & OTHER EXTRAS O FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT O ALL TAXES 8. HO TEL GRATUITIES SIGN UP NOW PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE, RM. 209, 8 A.M. - 4:30 P.M. MON. - FRI. OR CALL 553-2200 Wednesday, November 24, 1982 Cross country ends season by Carol Kortendick Sports Writer Parkside's Women's Cross - Country ended their season by accomplishing their final team goal, which was placing in the top ten in the NAIA National meet held Nov. 20 at Parkside. Led by Debbie Spino's 16th place finish, the team finished 8th out of 25 colleges. Both Spino and Sue Meyer, who finished 25th, became All - Americans. Meyer' who narrowly missed All - American last week i n the NCAA National Championships, was running in the 27th place with 188 yards left. Her time was 19:08. Other runners were Dona Driscoll, 64th and 19:57; Karen Jacobsen, 87th in 20:21; Kathy DeBaere, 116th in 20:25; Jane Roczkowski, 123rd in 21:01 and Michelle Gross in 21:46. Coach Mike DeWitt felt the women reached their expectations not only in the NAIA, but also throughout the entire season. Debbie Spino, Sue Meyer and Dona Driscoll were major factors in the team's success, but the other members added the depth needed. These members were Karen Jacobsen, Jane Roczkowski, Kathy DeBaere, Michelle Gross, Tori Murray! Carol Romano, Linda Pfielstifer and Julie Johnson. DeWitt found continuous improvement in freshman Karen Jacobsen, who did not know she was coming out for the team until three days before official practice. "She ran better every time " commented DeWitt. DeWitt doesn't foresee any major changes for next year except replacing number one runner Debbie Spino. The team otherwise will be more experienced and ready for next year's competition. DeWitt is now preparing for the track season. Their first competition is Dec. 18. Milwaukee Happenings Iolanthe, this year's holiday Gilbert and Sullivan production performed by the Skylight Comic Opera Company, opens Wednesday, Dec. 1 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Other performances this week are on Friday and Saturday, Dec. 3-4, at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 at 7:30 p.m. in Vogel Hall. Tickets are $8.25 and $9.75. The Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra presents a Pops Concert featuring the music of American composer George Gershwin on Saturday, Dec. 4 at 8 YMCA parties Continued From Page Three 30" people present. The party was hosted by a team member who had a quarter barrel in his room. Dave Peterson, Dean of Student Life, said that although the YMCA has held a tolerant attitude toward drinking there, he said that the incident was "not acceptable behavior." Wicks concurred. "The policy since day one banned barrel beer and beer parties." The YMCA seems to be maintaining its attitude after the incident. Pederson said that while large parties will not be allowed, he said an individual's possession of alcohol would not be considered a violation of their rules. "The YMCA said they have no interest in searching people's rooms," he said. "It's the kind of thing that happens in any residence hall setting," Pederson said. He added that an effort was being made "ensuring that everyone has mutual respect for each other's rights." So far the administration has tacitly discouraged large parties since the incident. A party scheduled on Saturday for the basketball team was preempted by an extra practice that evening. Several team members believe the practice is a direct result of the last week's incident. Photo competition The Racine Art Association announces the judging for its biennial photography competition, Wisconsin Photography '83 at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine. Any person, 18 - years or older, who has been a resident of the State of Wisconsin within the past year may enter by submitting a portfolio of 10-12 prints for the consideration of the juror. For more information on the exhibition and a copy of the prospectus and entry forms, call 636-9177 or stop by during regular viewing hours, 1-5 p.m. seven days a week and 1-9 p.m. Monday and Thursday. The Wustum is located at 2519 Northwestern Ave. (Highway 38) in Racine. p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 5 a t 7:30 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Pianist Steve Swedish is the guest soloist. Tickets range in price from $7.50 - $19. The third production of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's 1982-83 season, The Glass Menagerie, opens Friday, Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. in the Todd Wehr Theater. John Dillon is directing Tennessee Williams' classic American play. Tickets range from $5 - $12. 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Masters / Anderson is tied for the league lead with the Lee / Grochowski team. Since the two teams are matched for competition on Wednesday, December 1st, the third week of play will be critical to the league standings. Second place is currently held by Ruffert and McKenzie who hold a narrow 4-3 lead over Sylvester / Klofenstine. In Volleyball, 2 plus 2 again triumphed. They defeated the International Students 15-5, 15-7 for a lead in the competitive division. In the recreational group, the Winners captained by Greg Kitson defeated Poecioliid captained by Ed Randle by scores of 15-7, 15- 3 and 15-17. BASKETBALL PLAYOFFS On Saturday, November 27th the Supreme Court captained by Mike Kachichian will take on the Beer Gardens captained by Paul Charapata at 5:00 p.m. for the Pre - season Basketball Tournament Championship. The game is a preliminary game for the men's varsity home opener. Come out and cheer on your fellow students! Basketball season looks promising Patricia Cumbie There will be a fresh start for the Rangers in basketball this season. Only four of the team members this year are returning lettermen. Rees Johnson is the men's basketball coach this season. This is his first year as coach here at Parkside. Johnson plans on making Parkside a contender for the national tournament. Right now, at the beginning of the season, the team has much to cover. Since everyone is relatively new they will have to learn to work as a team. "We have to work on jelling, getting the team to become a unit," Johnson commented. The team's philosophy is changed, along with the defensive and offensive system. Rees stated, "I feel they will make their mistakes early in the season; and when this happens we will have to work on not losing confidence and concentration when adversity comes in." The goal for this season is to get ready for the national competition that will be held in Kansas City. By the middle of January, the THE TEAM works up a sweat. team should be in top form and prepared for the competition. Coach Johnson is also expecting some additional players to become eligible second semester. Tentatively the starting lineup will be: Freshman Jay Rundles; 6'3", Forward - Junior Tim Opps; 6'8", Forward - Sophomore Cornell Saddler; 6'3", Guard - Junior Brian Diggins; 6'3", Forward - Freshman Harlan Hill; 5'9", Guard. Johnson also expects the returning lettermen Greg Carlson, Tom Trotter and Ken Rudzinski to be of help in some situations. One of the players that will be eligible at semester is Erik Womeldorf. He is a 6'7" Center. He is from Minnesota where Rees himself is from. Rees commented, "I am looking forward to Erik's arrival, he has potential to add more to the team." Other players that should be promising are Joe Dalstrom, Todd Green and Darrel Jackson. Darrell will be eligible during second semester also. These men give the Rangers added depth. Johnson believes the season will be tough but exciting. He predicts Chicago State and Lewis College, both nationally ranked in the NAIA, to be tough. These teams will be starting men that have played last year also. Another tough game could be against North Michigan that has been coming up in their division. The rivalries with Green Bay and Eau Claire always prove to be hard won games. This weekend, November 27, the team will take on St. Xavier at 7:30. Johnson commented, "They are a good team, exciting and they play hard. We will have to do likewise to beat them. It should be an exciting opener." 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Seybold denied renewal Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Checks on freeze Seybold denied renewal by Bob Kiesling News Editor About 80 people attended a contract renewal hearing for Professor Peter Seybold last Saturday. The Behavioral Science Division executive committee reviewed his case and cited Seybold for his generally ex­cellent teaching and service to the community. Ultimately, though, the board did not recommend renewal of Seybold's contract, listing the lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold, an Associate Professor of Sociology, said that he had requested an open hearing for several reasons. He said that he had always been open with his students and felt that the faculty selection process should be open as well. He also wanted to learn of the committee's findings. Seybold said that professor James Bearden, in being denied renewal of his contract, never learned of the charges against him, because the committee had met in a closed session. He added that the sociology department had a long history of not granting tenure to junior faculty members, listing lack of research activity as the cause. The committee characterized Seybold's service and teaching as excellent, but expressed some concern about the political nature of his classes. "There are too many student comments that suggest politicizing," said sociology professor Lionel Maldonado. Earlier another member of the committee stated that "Peter is a Marxist sociologist. He was hired as a Marxist sociologist." It was in the area of sustained creative activity that Seybold's record fell short. One of his ac­tivities in the last year, a study of the influence of the American Media in El Salvador, was criticized because the level of research was not considered sufficient for a scholarly paper. Seybold had summarized his research as being an extensive survey of primary news sources, including newspapers and Vending thief caught by Bob Kiesling News Editor A man dressed in clothing "similar" to those worn by ven­ding machine servicemen systematically emptied the machines around school ahead of the real servicemen, getting about $1140 in the process. Head of Campus Security Ron Brinkman said he apprehended Allen K. Yuetmayer when he w as apparently at the end of his run, in Tallent Hall. Yuetmayer is not a student at Parkside. Brinkman said security had been warned to watch for the thief. "Canteen had alerted us to the fact that someone had emptied out the machines before them," he said in an interview Monday. Brinkman added that this was one of a number of vending machine thefts being reported in the area. He said that the stolen money had been recovered, and the Yuetmayer trial was scheduled for that day. magazines, and an interview with journalist Anne Nelson, who visited Parkside last spring. It was also felt that other ac­tivity he had done while at Parkside was based too closely on research he had done for his doctoral dissertation. The com­mittee noted that Seybold had failed to use m aterial other than the Ford Foundation archives, which was the basis for his dissertation on the theory of social hegemony. Much of his work at Parkside has also been in that PETER SEYBOLD area. The executive committee judged that Seybold's submission to scholarly journals was inadequate, not in quantity but in quality. The published work he listed was not considered to be subject to careful scrutiny by his academic peers. Professor Maldonado, in casting his vote against Seybold's con­tract renewal, said, "I'm looking for three years of sustained scholarly activity. After three years of prodding, I don't see it." The executive committee voted five to two against the contract renewal, with one abstention. Psychology professor William Morrow, who voted in favor of the renewal, said, "I think we would be remiss in not recommending Pete for another year." Morrow said he considered Seybold's record "pretty substantial." Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner has the final decision in Seybold's contract renewal. Although the committee's decision is not bin­ding, Seybold expects Ratner to agree with them. If that is the case, Seybold said, he will appeal the decision. Seybold said that he was suspicious of the ruling because he Continued On Page Five by Bob Kiesling News Editor A letter sent to controllers on all UW - System campuses by System controller Raymond Marnocha said that the UW - System is facing a severe cash flow problem for the week of Nov. 15 to Nov. 23, and declared a freeze on all non -essential spending during that period. Marnocha said the state is in­voking statute 16.53(10) to authorize the freeze. The statute empowers the secretary of state to set budget priorities in a fiscal emergency. The priorities set by Secretary Vel Phillips, in accordance with the statute, list three categories of essential expenditures, which will not be frozen, and a fourth category. It is this category that will be frozen. Essential payments include: principal and interest on state bonds, state employee payroll and benefits, aids to individuals (in­cluding financial aid to students), and other payments required to be paid by a state statute during the period in question. So far, the freeze on nonessential items has resulted in delayed payment of travel claims, medical aids, educational aids and, at Parkside, a freeze on checks issued to student organizations. Marnocha does not, however, foresee the shortfall ending by Nov. 23. I n the letter, he said, "While (the statute) is being in­voked for the Nov. 15 - 23 period, it is not expected that the state's cash flow problems will be overcome before mid - January." He anticipates that the statute will be invoked again before that time. Poker tournament cancelled by Jennie Tunkieicz Making a bet is a misdemeanor, according to Wisconsin State Statute 945. The statutes' definition of a bet is that a bet is a bargain in which the parties agree that dependent on chance even though accompanied by some skill, one stands to win or lose something of value specified by the agreement. The poker tournament was sponsored by Parkside's Dart Team and the Women in Business Club. It was cancelled due to the Kenosha County district attorney office's interpretation of Wisconsin's gambling laws and that the Poker Tournament did not meet the legal requirements. Nick Thome, President of the Dart Team said, "One of the reasons we feel that the tour­nament was not a true gambling situation is because we were not Discussion proves informative by Pat Hensiak Editor Wednesday, November io marked the first Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. The event was sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee, and featured three speakers, each offering different insight into sexual harassment. All of the speakers were glad to address this issue, but all agreed that the subject of sexual harassment was not an easy one to talk about. Joanne Zywicki, a Parkside alumna spoke on the "what, who, where, when and why" of sexual harassment. She pointed out that sexual harassment is a basic problem women deal with, and that it really is an issue of power. There are four basic kinds of power: manipulative power, a power over; competitive power, a power against; and integrative and neutrative power, that is not directly involved with sexual harassment. Zywicki described sexual harassment as any unwelcome advance toward another person. The advance can be subtle, or they can be very direct. The advances can affect anything, from paychecks to recommendations, from grades to performance. Women often become preoc-woman does and it soon becomes very intimidating, very hostile and very demeaning. The victim often feels guilty. WAYNE JOHNSON AND DENNIS LAKER pay close attention as Joanne Zywicki gives presentation at the Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. cupied, wondering if the advances they receive are their own fault. The game that sexual harassment turns into affects everything the Advising dates set Peer Support, in conjunction with the Business Clubs, in­cluding PSE, Women in Business, and Accounting Club will again sponsor Student to Student Advising during the regular advising period. This is the third year that this type of advising is being offered. Close to 1000 stu dents have declared Business as their area of interest. Ilene Levin is the Coordinator of Business and Administrative Science here at Parkside and she advises all the Business Area of Interest Students. In the time set aside before registration, it is an extensive task to give all of those students the time they may require for advising about their schedule. For that reason, student to student advising has been made available for the Business students. Advising will be offered on the concourse from 11-1 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 18 and from 10 a.m. to noon on M onday, Nov. 22. Zywicki said that there are ways to recognize sexual harassment, and a great number of people don't know how. There are three means of harassment — verbal, non - verbal and physical. The verbal includes suggestive comments, sexual innuendos, insults, humor and jokes, sexual propositions, and threats. The non - v erbal includes insulting sounds (perhaps a telephone call), leering, staring, whistling and obscene gestures. Physical harassment includes touching, pinching, brushing against, sexual assault and rape. ihere are a number of myths that Zywicki pointed out in her presentation. Firstly, people don't believe sexual harassment is a serious problem, and that if women don't speak up it's not happening. Other myths included: women invite harassment, women holding it to raise money for ourselves. All profits were going to a family that lost their home in a fire." Thome first contacted the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing to receive a license for the Poker tournament. Kathy Collard, ad­ministrative assistant of the Bingo Control Board which is part of the department, replied that Thome needed to contact the Kenosha County district attorney. Richard Armstrong from Kenosha was contacted in letter form by Thome. Armstrong's reply was that the D. A.'s office "does not approve of, nor does it grant permission for the poker tournament" in the form that it was submitted by Thome. Also "participants of such an event would be subject to criminal prosecution." Armstrong suggested that the organizations could hold a raffle instead. "We felt that changing the format from a tournament of skill to a raffle would be totally unacceptable because skillful play would be substituted for blind luck. We are considering holding a raffle shortly before Christmas to raise money and defray the losses incurred by the cancellation," concluded Thome. have no sense of humor, that a firm "NO" to the advances is enough, women really enjoy it, that bosses are the only people who do it, that women overreact, that only a certain kind of man harasses, and that there are adequate procedures to take care of the problem. Zywicki ended by offering three procedures that are available if someone feels they are being harassed. The first method is one -on - one, or explaining to the person privately that you do not like or want their advances. An informal manner, would be a method in which the victim goes to a committee like the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee to have someone informally in­tervene with the victim. The last method is a formal complaint. The second speaker was Dr. Wayne Johnson, who spoke on the socialization of men. Johnson explained that part of the problem in our society is the traditional male role and its effect on the relationships between men and women. He compared the relationships between men and women, to the many different levels available on a spectrum. That is, he laid the spectrum out in the form of two extremes; one being that of a lover, and the other being that of a rapist. A lover, offers a total relationship between two people who have an agreement within their relationship. A rapist brings to mind a very complex issue, because rape is not a crime of passion, it is a c rime of violence, prompted by domination. Within Continued On Page Three 4' University of Wisconsin -Parkside Checks on freeze er by Bob Kiesling News Editor A letter sent to controllers on all UW • System campuses by System controller Raymond Mamocha said that the UW • System Is facing a severe cash flow problem for the week of Nov. 15 to Nov. 23, and declared a freeze oo all non • essential spending during that period. principal and interest on state bonds, state employee payroll and benefits, aids to individuals !in• cluding finaixial aid to students>, and other payments required to be paid by a state statute during the period in question. Thursday, November 18, 1982 Vol. II -No. 11 Seybold denied renewal Marnocha said the state is in-voking statute 16.53(10) to authorize the freeze. The statute empowers the secretary of state to set budget priorities in a fiscal emergency. The priorities set by Secretary Vel Phillips, in accordance with the statute, list three categories of essential expenditures, which will not be froien, and a fourth category. It is this category that will be frozen. So far, the freeze on nonessential items has resulted in delayed payment or travel claims, medical aids, educational aids and, at Parkside, a freeze on checks issued to student organizations. Ma mocha does not, however, foresee the shortfall erxiing by Nov. 23. In the letter, he said, "While <the statute) is being in-voked for the Nov. 15 • 23 period, it is not expected that the state's cash flow problems will be overcome before mid • January." by Bob Kiesling News Editor About 80 people attended a contract renewal hearing for Professor Peter Seybold last Saturday. The Behavioral Science Division executive committee reviewed hl.5 case and cited Seybold for his generally ex-cellent teaching and service to the community. Ultimately, though, the board did not recommend renewal or Seybold's contract, listing the lack of creative activity as the cause. Seybold, an Associate Professor of Sociology, said that he had requested an open hearing for several rea:;ons. He said that he had always been open with his students and felt that the faculty selection process should be open as well. He ah;o wanted to learn ci the committee's findings. Seybold said that professor James Bearden, in being denied renewal of his contract, never learned of the charges against h.im, because the committee had met in a closed session He added that the sociology department had a long history of not granting tenure to junior faculty members, listing tacit of research activity as the cause. magazines, arxi an interview with journalist Anne Nelson, who visited Parkside last spring. It was al.5o felt that other ac-tivity he had done while at Parkside was based too closely on research he had done for his doctoral dissertation. The com-mittee noted that Seybold had failed to use material other than the Ford Foundation archives, which was the basis for his dissertation on the theory of social hegemony. Much of his work at Parkside has also been in that PETER SEYBOLD area. The executive committee judged that Seybold's submission to scholarly journals was inadequate, not in quantity but in quality. The published work he listed was not considered to be subject to careful scrutiny by his academic peers. Professor Maldonado, in casting his vote against Seybold's con-tract renewal, said, "I'm looking for three years of sustained scholarly activity. After three years of prodding, I don't see it." The executive committee voted five to two against the contract renewal, with one abstention. Psychology professor William Morrow. who voted in favor of the renewal, said, "I think we would be remiss in not recommending Pete for another year." Morrow said he consirlered Seybold's record "pretty substantial." Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner has the final decision in Seybold's contract renewal. Although the committee's decision is not bin-ding, Seybold expects Ratner to agree with them. U that is the case, Seybold said, he will appeal the decision. Seybold said that he was suspicious of the ruling because he Continued On Page Fh·e Essential payments include: He anticipates that the statute will be invoked again before that time. Poker tournament cancelled by Jennie Tunklelcz Making a bet is a misdemeanor, according to Wisconsin State Statute 945. The statutes' definition of a bet is that a bet is a bargain in which the parties agree that dependent on chance even though accompanied by some skill, one stands lo win or lose something of value specified by the agreement. The poker tournament was sponsored by Parkside's Dart Team and the Women in Business Club. It was cancelled due to the Kenosha County district attorney office's interpretation of Wisconsin's gambling laws and that the Poker Tournament did not meet the legal requirements. Nick Thome, President of the Dart Team said, "One of the reasons we feel that the tour-nament was not a true gambling situation is because we were not holding it to raise money for ourselves. All profits were going to a family that lost their home in a fire." Thome first contacted the Wisconsin Department of Regulation and Licensing to receive a license for the Poker tournament. Kathy Collard, ad-ministrative assistant of the Bingo Control Board which is part of the department. replied that Thome needed to contact the Kenosha County district attorney. Richard Armstrong from Kenosha was contacted in letter form by Thome. Armstrong's reply was that the D. A.'s office "does not approve of, nor does it grant permission for the poker tournament" in the form that it was submitted by Thome. Also "participants or such an event would be subject to criminal prosecution." The committee characteri7ed Seybold's service and teaehmg as I excellent, but expres.5ed some concern about the political nature \)f his classes. "There are too many student comments that Discussion proves informative Armstrong suggested that the organizations could hold a rarne instead. "We felt that changing the format from a tournament or skill to a raffle would be totally unacceptable because skillful play would be substituted for blind luck. We are considering holding a raffle shortly before Christmas to raise money arxi defray the losses incurred by the cancellation," concluded Thome. suggest politicizing," said sociology professor Lionel Maldonado. Earlier another member of the committee stated that "Peter is a Marxist sociologist. He was hired as a Marxist sociologist." It was in the area ci sustained creative activity that Seybold's record fell short. One of his ac-tivities in the last year, a study of the influence of the American Media in El Salvador, was criticized because the level of research was not considered sufficient for a scholarly paper. Seybold had summarized his research as being an extensive survey of primary news sources, including newspapers and Vending thief caught by Bob Kiesling New Editor A man dressed in clothing "similar" to those worn by ven-ding machine servicemen systematically emptied the machines around school ahead of the real servicemen, getting about Sll40 in the process. Head of Campus Security Ron Brinkman said he apprehended Allen K. Yuetmayer when he was apparently at the end o! his run, in Tallent Hall. Yuetmayer is not a student at Parkside. Brinkman said security had been warned to watch for the thief. "Canteen had alerted us to the fact that $0meone had emptied out the machines before them," he said in an interview Monday. Brinkman added that this was one of a number of vending machine thefts being reported in the area. He said that the stolen money had been recovered, arxi the Yuetmayer trial was scheduled for that day. by Pat Henslak Editor Wednesday, November 10 marked the first Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. 'The event was sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee. arxi featured three speakers, each cifering different insight into sexual harassment. All of the speakers were glad to address this issue, but all agreed that the subject of sexual harassment was not an easy one to talk about. Joanne Zywicki, a Parkside alumna spoke on the "what, who, where, when and why" of sexual harassment. She pointed out that sexual harassment is a basic problem women deal with, and that it really is an issue of power. There are four basic kinds of power: manipulative power, a power over; competitive power, a power against; and integrative and neutrative power, that is not directly involved with sexual harassment. Zywicki described sexual harassment as any unwelcome advance toward another person. The advance can be subtle, or they can be very direct. The advances can affect anything, from paychecks to recommendations, from grades lo performance. Women often become preoc-woman does and it soon becomes very intimidating, very hostile and very demeaning. The victim often feels guilty. WAYNE JOHNSON AND DENNIS LAKER pay close attention as Joanne Zywlckl gives presentation at the Sexual Harassment Panel Discussion. cupled, wondering if the advances they receive are their own fault. The game that sexual harassment turns into affects everything the Advising dates set Zywicki said that there are ways to recognize sexual harassment, arxi a great number of people doo 't know how. There are three means of harassment -verbal, non • verbal arxi physical. The verbal includes suggestive comments, sexual innuendos. insulLc;, humor and jokes, sexual propositions, and threats. The non -verbal includes insulting sounds (perhaps a telephone call>. leering, -.taring, whistling and Peer Support, in conjunction with the Business Clubs, in• eluding PSE, Women in Business, am Accounting Club will again sponsor Student to Student Advising during the regular advising period. This is the third year that this type of advising is being cifered. Close to 1000 students have declared Business as their area of interest. Ilene Levin is the Coordinator of Business arxi Administrative Science here at Parkside and she advises all the Business Area of Interest Students. In the time set aside before registration, it is an extensive ta..<1k to give all of those students the time they may require for advising about their schedule. For that reason, student to student advising has been made available for the Business students. Advising will be offered on the concourse from 11-1 p.m. on Thursday, Nov. 18 and from 10 a.m. to noon on Monday, Nov. 22. • obscen<> gestures. Physical harassment includes touching, pinching, brushing against, sexual assault and rape. 1 here are a number of myths that Zywicki pointed out in her presentation. Firstly, people don't believe sexual harassment is a serious problem, arxi that if women don't speak up it's not happening. Other myths included; women invite harassment, women have no sense of oomor, that a firm "NO" to the advances is enough, women really enjoy it, that bosses are the only people who do it, that women overreact. that only a certain kind of man harasses. arxi that there are adequate procedures to take care of the problem. Zywicki ended by offering three procedures that are available if someone feels they are being harassed. The first method is one· on . one, or explaining to the person privately that you do not like or want their advances. An informal manner, would be a method in which the victim goes to a committee like the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee to have someone informally in-tervene with the victim. The last method is a formal complaint. The second speaker was Dr. Wayne Johmon, who spoke on the socialization of men. Johmon explained that part or the problem in our society is the traditional male role arxi its effect on the relationships between men and women. He compared the relationships between men and women, to the many different levels available on a spectrum. That is, he laid the spectrum out in the form of two extremes: one being that of a lover, arxi the other being that of a rapist. A lover. offers a total relationship between two people who have an agreement within their relationship. A rapist brings to mind a Vf!!rY complex issue, because rape is not a crime of passion, it is a crime of violence, prompted by domination. Within Continued On Page Three Thursday, November 18,1982 Editorial National insecurity There is a catch, according to Angel Rama, a Catch-28. Rama, a tenured professor of Spanish literature at the University of Maryland, is fighting a losing battle against deportation. The Department of Immigration and Naturalization is basing their case on a clause in the 1952 M cCarran - W alker Act on Immigration, Subsection 28. This subsection allows the government to deny per­manent residence here to anyone being a member or having ties with the Communist Party. Rama believes the problem stems from the time he applied for a U.S. visa, in 1969. The Montevideo branch of the immigration service asked him several questions concerning a trip to China in 1962, several trips to Cuba, and his work with Semenario Marcha, a Uruguayan magazine he likened to America's left - wing journal The Nation. The articles he believes are in question concern the CIA's in­volvement in Latin America. He isn't sure about that, though, because at a hearing last Friday at the immigration service's office in Baltimore he was denied access to the information against him. The government considers the information vital to defense interests and will not make it public. "I call it my Catch-28," he said. "It's absurd. It's impossible to go move on this case." The outcome of the hearing did nothing to change the government's position. Rama is scheduled to travel to Spain in January on a Guggenheim Fellowship, and immigration officials in­formed him that he would have difficulty re - entering the country. A government attorney said, "There is no way to make the evidence available to him. The burden of proof is entirely upon the individual seeking to establish his residency." Rama contends that he has done nothing wrong. He said the articles written for the Uruguayan magazine were researched using in­formation gleaned from stories in the New York Times. "I was never a Communist," he said. "I am a Socialist who writes about Socialist beliefs." Michael Maggio, Rama's attorney, believes the case is unusual because Rama denies having any communist ties. It is unusual, if on ly for the fact that his scholarship was recognized by his colleagues when he was granted tenure last year. A professor in Rama's department said his departure "would be a crushing blow to the university, the depart­ment and the students." So, in effect, Rama is being presumed guilty until he proves himself innocent. He is being asked, in addition, to defend himself against charges he can't face, in the name of national security. Letters to the Editor Who was that man? Dear Editor: The man they call Vuke. Others might say it's Matt Houston with a sportscoat and a nice pair of boots. When you see him walk into your class on the first day, you best drop — for the man that they call curvebreaker has arrived. Don't be too scared about him being in your class for you may be in the 1/3 of classes hie drops. He shows up daily to school dressed very spry in his sleek, sporty, blue 1972 AMC Gremlin. Girls leave your mirrors in your purses! That is unless you want someone looking over your shoulder, smelling like the weightroom, to look at himself. And girls, if you see this man around campus just bow — d on't expect a hello for he'll only see you if you are a 10 or above. If you think this is all B.S., you are right. Name withheld Thoughts HERE ARE SOME MORE INTELLIGENCE PHOTOGRAPHS O F FORE/GNAG£NTS AT A N UCLEAR FREEZE R ALLY IN NEW YORK, MR. PRESIDENT. STiTBILL, THESE JAPANIse PEOPLE SHOW UP AT EVERYONE OF THOSE THINGS WHO THE HECK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?. Editor's Notes Bad habits are the best to break by Pat Hensiak Editor Have you ever noticed the ratio of smokers to non - smokers? Doesn't it seem like if you're a smoker, there are six people around you all the time telling you to stop that disgustin' habit? If you're a non - s moker, there are always six people around you blowing smoke rings in your race. To some it's a drag. To some it stinks. Enough bad jokes. (See what college does to you??) Today marks the 6th Annual Great American Smokeout. The event focuses its attention on smokers from coast to coast. It's a day set aside giving people who smoke the opportunity to stop smoking with the rest of the country. Maybe if they quit in a large number, less will feel like they're all alone on the kick to kick the habit. Even J.R. EWING is going to kick the habit with his SNAP rubberbands. Just put it on your wrist, and when you feel like having a cigarette, just snap it. You may have a sore wrist, but it's better than black lungs. On campus, information and pledge cards will be available for pickup in Main Place and Union. Don't miss the opportunity to give up a bad habit. It may be your last chance. In other areas on campus, all for the past few days, Parkside has experienced the intriguing company of the visiting distinguished scholar, Douglas Hofstader. He wrote the Pulitzer prize - winning book "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid." He has been featured in various settings on campus all week, and has been enjoyed by many. Next week the Ranger will feature a story on the events he took part in, and on Hofstader himself. Student to Student advising is being made available for those who are Business majors. Don't miss the opportunity to talk to students about the experiences they've had in recent classes. If you're a Business major, the advising is made available for your benefit. Use it while it's still available. We even had an arrest last week on campus. Some guy dressing up as a vending machine operator got caught. Of all the insane things. Who knows what will be next; probably some lunatic trying to hold up the coffee shop. Beware, and stop that smoking!!! Parkside to lose Seybold by Mark Tobias Author's note: This continuing series of poems was written in 1972, while the author was participating in the Vietnam War. It seems that, in light of the current world situation and the contemplations of ou r leader in power, that a history reminder is in order. What is the axiom, something like "History forgotten is repeated"? Today I mused on history and thought of ways that man may be. Because of greed, his wars won't cease -He's never lived for long at peace. I know that war can seem so nice To support our nation it can suffice But if you were to get your druthers would'nt you rather live as brothers? There must be ways to use our money no need for war - based false economy. Why not give it to some nation plagued by overpopulation? Or send a rocket up to Mars maybe up there in the stars the money won't be used in haste to lay some countryside to waste. You say "Who're you trying to outwit? "You're nothing but a hypocrite. "You say we should'nt fight these wars but you condone, you're in the force." I say to you, alas how true. To do again would never do. I think we all don't realize until we've seen it with our eyes. How can we claim that we're devout and put our churches all about when the Bible says we mus'nt kill and we can't seem to get our fill? These thoughts of what man has become hurts me - I can't overcome. I'll close this letter with a thought Live with yourself - and don't get caught. To the Students of Parkside: Saturday, Nov. 13th, an open hearing was held for the renewal of P rofessor Peter Seybold. There were about 80 people in at­tendance, both from Parkside and the community. Person after person got up to testify for Peter about the quality of his teaching and his community service. As one professor on the panel noted, Peter's teaching evaluations were not only outstanding, they were enviable. Did this make a dif­ference when it came to his renewal? No, indeed it did not! Peter Seybold was denied renewal on the grounds of research and publishing. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE! We are told that special consideration is given to teaching. Saturday we became aware of the fact that this is out and out baloney. Only two professors gave consideration to Peter's teaching evaluations and community service and these two professors, I might add, were outside the Sociology discipline. What does this tell us as students? It tells us that the Behavioral Science Division is not interested in teaching ability, only research and publishing. Students are not important, nor are their views considered, the only thing that matters is if a professor is published or not. What good is research if a professor hasn't the ability to reach the students? Research and publishing do not make a professor an instructor. What good are these two areas if the professor hasn't the ability to reach the students? It is no guarantee that the professor can transfer the material in such a way that students can relate to it or understand it. That is not to say that Prof. Seybold has not been doing research, nor that he has not published. He has to his credit seven book reviews, three book chapters, one article, one book manuscript under consideration and two commentaries in the Racine Labor Paper. One professor commented at the hearing about the fact that outside reviewers of the book manuscript have indicated that the book will be published and will make Prof. Seybold's name known in the field. We agree that professors should do research but is this an in­stitution of learning or is it a place for professors to spend their time while they do their research? It is astonishing, is it not, that no Junior member of the Sociology Division has ever been tenured! I have difficulty believing that there have been no Junior faculty members at Parkside who qualify for tenure in this discipline. The fact that people from other universities are brought to Parkside with tenure, is questionable to say the least. Junior people are brought here and put on probation, they must justify themselves for tenure. Tenured people who are hired are placed above these same professors and we are forced to accept them no matter how inadequate their teaching abilities Continued On Page Five Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Edit News Edit Feature Edit Sports Edit Photo Edit Copy Edit Business Manag Ad Manag Distribution Mana< Assistant Business Mana cw .. STAFF Patricia CnmhJ^""! B,u*nker " Phillips, Carol Bur Kovahr PirT . ^'Ciael Kai,as' Caro1 Kortendick, J< Tunkiekz Luehr, Laura Petersen, Jen Parkside and they are •NGhEeRd rexcept during breaks and bo.i •""on permission is required^or r^DiMntnf'a Pub,isbin9 c°< Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence shoul^be add^S tn P^^rH0no0, RANGER-Letters'to m e* Ed°, Ks,n ff Ra"9er' UniVCrSitV °f WiSC paper wi th o ne inch m argins^An^mel-'sf vp*J?Tl,ten' doublespaced on sta ndarc eluded fo r ver ification etters must be signed an d a tele phone nu mbi Dead<MnpVfn f "i,hheld f°r valid re asons. reserves aU editorial *i^teges^in reT,,*!™ "?ublica,ion °n Thursday. The R AN defamatory content PriVMe°es in refus'"9 to p rint let ters w hich c ontain tats 2 Thursday, November 18, 1982 RANGER Editorial National insecurity There a catch, according to Angel Rama, a Catch-28. Rama, a tenured prof r of panish literature at the University or faryland, is fighting a losing battle gainst d portation. The Oepartm nt of Immigration and aturalization is ba ing their ca on a clau in the 1952 1cCarran -Walk ct on Immigration, ubsection 28. Thi ub. lion allov. the go ernment to den_ p r-manent r id nee h r lo anyone being a memb or having ti · with the Communi t Party. Rama b li · the problem t m from th time he applied for a . . v1 a, in 1969. Th lontevideo branch of the immigration rvice a ked him v ral questions cone rning a trip to hina in 1962, veral trip to Cuba, and hi work ith menario larcha, a ruguayan magazin h likenedtoAm rica' l t-,nngjournalTh .·au n. The articl h believ ar, in qu ton concern the CIA'. in-volv ment in Latin meri . H i n't ur ab ut that, though, becau ata heanng last Friday at th immigration ervic ' office in Baltimo he a. d nied cc to th inform lion again t him. Th governm nt consid the information vital to d fense inter ts and ill not make it public. "I II it my tch-28," he aid. "It a urd. It' impos ible to go mo· on thi ca ." The outcome or th h aring did nothing to chang the overnm nt' po1,ition. Rama i ch du1ed to travel to Spain in January on a Gugg nh im F llow hip, and immigration c(hcia in-formed him that h would have difficulty re -ent ring the country. A go rnm nt attorney id, "Ther i · no way to make the evidence av ilablc to him. Th burd n of proof i ntirely upon the individual king to tablish his r id ncy." Rama ontend · that he has done nothing wrong. He id th articl written for th ruguayan magazine were researched using in-formation gleaned from tori in the. v. Yor Tim . "I was never a Communi t," he id. "I am a Soci list who writ about Soci li t beli r . " Ucha I faggio, Rama' attorn y, believ the ca is un ual because Rama deni · having any communi t ti . It is unu ual, if only for the fact that hi holar hip wa recognized by hi colleagues wh n he was granted tenure last year. A prof or in Rama' department aid hi departure "would a crushing blow to the univer ity, the depart-ment and th luc! nt ." o, in eff ct, Rama is being p urned guilty until he prov himself innoc nt. H is being ked, in addition, to defend himself against charg h can'lface, in the nam of national· curity. letters to the Editor Who was that man? Dear Editor: porty, blue 1972 AMC Gremlin. The man they call Vuke. Others might say it' Matt Houston with a sportscoat and a nice pair of boots. When you ee him walk into your cla oo the fi t day, you be t drop-for the man that they call curvebreaker ha arrived. Don't be too scared about him being in your cla for you may be Girls leave your mirrors in your pu ! That is unles yoo want omeone looking over your houlder, smelling Ii e the weightroom, to look at himself. And girls, if you see lhi man around campus just bow -don't expect a hello for he'll only see you i! you are a 10 or above. in the 1/3 of cla he drop . He shows up daily to school U you think th" i all B.S., you are right. dr very pry in his ·lee , Thoughts uthor' n le: Thi Today I mu d on history and thought of way that man may be. Becau of gr d, hi war won't cea He' never lived for long at peace. I know that war can m so nic To upport our nation it can suffice But if you were to g t your druth rs would'nt you rath r live a brothers? Ther must be way to u rur money no need for war -ba d raise economy. Why not give it to some nation plagued by overpopulation? Or nd a rocket up to iar maybe up there in th tars the money won't be u d in haste to lay om country id to wa le. You y "Who'r you trying to outwit? "You'r nothine but a hypocrite. "You say we hould'nt fight th e wars but you condone, you'r in the rorc ." I say to you, ala how true. To do again would never do. I think we au doo'l realize until we've n it with our ey . How can w claim that we're d vout and p.it our churches all about when the Bibi says we mu 'nl kill and w can't eem to get our fill? These thoughts of what man has become rurts me • I can't overcome. I'll cl thi letter with a thought ame withheld lom, Liv with you If • and don't get caught. -HERE ARE SOME MORE IN1ELLIGENCE PH010GAAPH5 OF FCY?.EIGH AO&VTS A.T A NUCLEAR FREEZE RALLY IN NEW YORK, MR. PRESIDENT. Editor's Notes Bad habits are the best to break b P t H n. lak Editor Have you ever noticed the ratio or mok to non • smok rs? Doe n't it em like if you'r a mok r, there a six pl around you all the time telling you to top that disgu tin' habit? If you're a non • mok r, there are alway ·x peopl around you blowing m(jce rings in your race. To om it' a drag. To some it stink . Enrugh bad jo . < ee what colleg d to ou?? l Today mark the 6th Annual Great mexican mok ut. The ev nt focu s i attention on smokers from coa to oast. It' a day t aside giving p pie who moke the opportunity to to sm ing with the rest ct the country. taybe if they quit in a large number, l will re 1 like they're alJ alone c:n the kick to kick the habit. Even J .R. EWING is going to kick the habit with his S AP rubbcrbands. Just put it on your \\Tl t, and when you feel like having a cigarette, ju snap it. \'ou may have a re wrist, but it' better than black lung.s. On campu , information and pledge cards will be available for pickup in Main Place and Union. Don't mi. · th opportunity to give up a bad habit. It may be your last hance. In other areas on campus, all for the pa t few days, Parkside has experienced the intriguing company of the visiting distingui hed scholar, Douglas Hof tad r. He wrote the Pulitzer prize • winning book ''Godel, Escher, Bach· An Eternal Golden Braid." He has been featured in various settings on campus all week, and has been enjoyed by many. Next week the Ra~er will feature a story on the events he took part in, and on Hofstader himself. tudent to Student advising is being made available for thOBe who are Busines majors. Don't mi the opportunity to talk to students about the xperien they've had in recent classes. U you're a Busin major, the advising is mad available for your benefit. U e it while it' still availabl . We even had an arrest last week on campus. Some guy cir ing up as a vending machine operat<r got caught. or all the insane thing . Who knows what will be next; probably some lunatic trying to hold up the coffee hop. Beware, and stop that smoking!!! Parkside to lose Seybold To the Students of Parkside: Saturday, ov. 13th, an open hearing was held for the renewal ol Prof or Peter Seybold. There were about 80 people in at-tendance, both from Parkside and th community. Per on after person got up to testify for Peter about the quality or his teaching and hi community rvice. As one professOI' on the panel noted, P t r' teaching evaluations were not only outstanding, they were enviable. Did this make a dif-ference when it cam to his renewal? o, indeed it did not! eter Seybold was denied renewal on th grounds of earch and publishing. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THAT BEFORE! Wear told that peci 1 consideration is given to teaching. aturday we became awar of the fact that th' i out and out baloney. Only two professor gave consid ration to Peter's teaching evaluations and community ervice and th two profes ors, I might add, were ootside the Sociology discipline. What d thi tell us a tuden ? It tell u that the Behavioral ience Division i not inter sled in teaching ability, only rch and p.iblishing. Student re not important, nor re their views considered, the only thing that matters i if a prof r is published or not. What good is research if a professor hasn't the ability to reach the tudents? Research and publishing do not make a professor an instructor. What good are these two area if the professoc hasn't the ability to reach the tudents? It i no guarant e that th prof or can transfer the material in such a way that students can relate to it er understand it. That is not to say that Prof. Seybold has not been doing research, nor that he has not published. He has to his credit seven book reviews, three book chapters, one article, one book manuscript under consideration and two commentaries in the Racine Labor Paper. One profe or commented at the hearing about the fact that outside revi wers of the book manuscript have indicated that the book will be published and will make Prof. ybold's name known in the field. We agree that professors should do researeh but is this an in-• titulion of learning or is it a place for professors to spend their time whil th y do th ir r earch? Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen It is a tonishing, is it not, that no Junior member of the Sociology Division has ever been tenured! I have difficulty believing that there have been no Junior faculty members at Parkside who qualify for tenure in this discipline. The fact that people from other universities are brought to Parkside with tenure, is questionable to say the least. Junior people are brought here and put on probation, they must justify themselves for tenure. Tenured people who are hired are placed above these same professors and we are forced to accept them no matter how inadequate their teaching abilities ontlnued On P ge Fh·e Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Shar~on Aken,_ Jea~ne Buenker • Phillips, Carol 'eurns, Patri~•a C~mb1e, Michael Kailas, Carol Kortendick, John Kova_h~, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen, Jennie Tunk1e1cz. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Regents request budget; tuition increases expected Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Pell Grant changes Regents request budgets; tuition increases expected Recently the Supplemental Appropriations Act became law which appropriated additional monies for the Pell Grant Program. If you were eligible for the Pell Grant Semester I, 1982 -83, your grant may qualify for a small increase. The Financial Aid Office will process these affected changes Semester II of the 1982 -83 academic year and they will be reflected in your Semester II checks available at final registration in January, 1983. Also, due to the recently signed Student Financial Assistance Technical Amendments Act of 1982, the treatment of Veteran's educational benefits will be af­fected. Under this law only one -third of these benefits will be considered in determining the Pell Grant award. Previously, 100% of Veteran's benefits were con­sidered. Thus, most veterans enrolled Semester I, 1982-83, will now be eligible for Pell awards. Veterans who do not plan to attend second semester, 1982 - 83, should inform our office in writing. Committee formed to help by Bob Kiesling News Editor A tuition increase of about $50 was recommended by the UW System Board of Regents in their 1983-85 biennial budget recom­mendation. Board of Regents President Robert O'Neal said this would hold students' contributions to about 27 percent of their educational costs. O'Neal said that the current condition of the State's General Fund, and the quality of the University's programs, were "too precarious" to set a definite target for academic fee levels in the next two years. Right now most resident UW students are contributing about 27 percent of the cost of their education in academic fees. The Board of Regents is using the current figure as a guide for future policy decisions. This increase amounts to a 4.4 percent in tuition costs, a figure that roughly corresponds to the Regent's overall request for a 4.8 percent increase in System fun­ding. Noting that other Big Ten in­stitutions have not suffered in academic funding when their states reduced their contributions to the school's budgets were cut, O'Neal said that this academic levels at other universities were maintained only with substantial increases in tuition costs. Currently, the UW System has the second lowest tuition costs of any Big Ten university. Only the University of Illinois charges less for undergraduate resident tuition. The Regents estimated that the UW System would require at least $61.9 million in additional funding to restore funds to a 1973-74 level, the last year the board of R egents considered UW funding adequate. O'Neal called such a request desirable, but "neither reasonable nor realistic." Instead, the Board of Regents, in preparing their budget request, chose to set several priorities as a first step in restoring System funding to the 1973-74 l evel. The Regent's first priority was that of determining how the University could best aid the state's economic recovery. Steps to be taken, the Regents said, include: Restoring adequate funding levels for the upgrading of out­dated or worn laboratory equipment. Without this step, the university is facing a possibility of falling behind private industry in several highly technological areas. O'Neal said that replacement costs for equipment run into "the tens of millions of dollars." Also complicating the shortage of adequate lab equipment is the fact that student demand for degrees in science, engineering, and business has increased greatly. O'Neal also listed better compensation to retain a high quality faculty in those areas most in demand. Access to the UW System's library system has suffered greatly in budget areas since 1974. At this time, new acquisitions are at a level of between 1 and 2 per student per year. This is about one third of what the Regents consider an acceptable level. by Pat Hensiak Editor The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Committee has recently been developed on this campus. The purpose of the committee is to study campus needs related to the use, abuse, and regulation of alcohol and drugs at UW-Parkside, make recommendations for campus policies and procedures, and make information available on a campus wide basis. According to Dave Pedersen, Dean of S tudent Life at Parkside, the committee began from an outgrowth of interest within a lot of people. Pedersen also pointed out that this committee was not set up to tell people whether they can drink or not, but to make sure that this campus runs in com­pliance with the laws. "Everyone has the right to free choice within the law. Everytrne has the right to make an intelligent decision, and our campus needed to create some program relating to sensible use or abuse. People need to have a place on this campus where they can get the information and help if they so choose. It's important that if h elp is needed, it is here, on this campus." Pedersen also pointed out that Second City scheduled to perform here Chicago's perennially popular Second City comedy troupe will appear at the Comm Arts Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. under sponsorship of the Parkside Activities Board. Reserved seat tickets are available at the Parkside Union Information Center (Phone 553-2345) and are $3 for UW-P students; $5 for general public. The special brand of satiric approach that characterizes The Second City is translated by six or seven actors who enliven an empty stage with topical — sometimes irreverent — comedy sketches. Using few props and costumes, punctuating scenes with original music, the ensemble creates slice - of - life environments, developing all of its material in the per­formance situation, improvising on ideas suggested by the audience and their fellow cast members. Since its beginnings in 1951, The Second City has spawned such major talents as Mike Nichols, Elaine May, Ed Asner, Shelly Berman, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara and Alan Arkin. In addition The Second City has groomed Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Brian Doyle - Murray, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Tim Kazurinsky, Mary Gross, Robin Duke and Tony Rosato, all of "Saturday Night Live" fame. In 1961, Second City ventured out of the Heartland to make its Broadway debut in the Big Apple, followed by several off - Broad­way stints. In 1965, a 10 - week Theater Guild tour exposed much of th e rest of the country to Second City zaniness and, since 1967, the troupe has maintained touring companies to cope with demand for its appearances. The next logical steps were into television and film. TV projects have included "SCTV," a satirical look at a day in the life of a "typical" television station, originally syndicated to 55 cities and later picked up by NBC. A new TV show, "The Yesterday Show," a Second City look at news of th e past, now is in development. In 1980, The Second City moved into film development and its screen adaptation of David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" was scheduled for production by Paramount Pic­tures. Other film projects include "The Pinkerton Lady" and "Weekend Warriors," both for Paramount, and "The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People" for 20th Century - Fox. After more than 20 years, in­cluding several previous ap­pearances at Parkside, The Second City continues its brash, youthful approach to life's ad­versity and maintains its tradition as a breeding ground for new Smokeout here again when the committee checks into being in compliance with the law, they check into the training programs here on campus for the people who dispense alcohol down in the Union. If someone has had too much to drink, according to the law, they must be cut off from drinking any more. Bartenders will go through programs making them aware of their respon­sibility. The philosophy behind the committee is not to tell people what is and is not appropriate behavior. They have to make those choices on their own. The committee's philosophy is to make clear that this University is an educational institution. Procedure and policies related to drugs and alcohol should reflect an educational approach to the concept of freedom of choice, within a framework consistant with state and local regulations. The establishment of information and referral systems will be tailored to the needs of this campus community. "It really isn't a matter of telling anything. People need to have support available for them. If th ey choose to seek help on their own, it has to be readily available." muuBBMmi talent. It launches its "graduates" into the world with a traditional rite of passage: a farewell party with three kinds of pizza and cham­pagne at the bar of the troupe's home base at 1616 North Wells St. in Chicago. November 18,1982 is the date for the 6th Great American Smokeout. This annual ob­servance focuses public attention on cigarette smokers from coast to coast. The smokeout is an up -beat, good natured effort to en­courage smokers to give up cigaretttes for 24 h ours if only to prove to themselves that they can. Everyone enjoys watching and rooting while they try. It's their day! According to a survey conducted by the Gallup organization, in 1981, just over 16 million American smokers at­tempted to give up cigarettes on smokeout day. There will be two tables set up on smokeout day with pledge cards, information, and some surprises. One table will be in the Union Concourse, and one in Main Place. The Pre - Med Club and Student Nurses Organization will be there to get you off to a good start. Parkside smokeout activities are sponsored by the Student Health Center, Pre - Med Club, and the Student Nurses Organization. THE NATIONAL TOURING COMPANY; Second City. BRI fellowships by Bob Kiesling News Editor Parkside's Biomedical Research Institute believes it has come up with a way to help un­dergraduate science students get needed experience in actual laboratory experience, before they get out into the world of medical and graduate schools, or with research in private industry. The Summer Research Fellowship Program, begun only last summer, is designed to provide superior science un­dergraduates with experience in the area of independent research. The program consists of a one credit independent study, in the spring, to acquaint the student -researchers with research methods; the project, which is conducted over the summer, and a report of the student's findings, including a seminar, submitted during the fall. Program Director Eugene Goodman said science students for any science discipline may apply for a fellowship, which includes a $1500 stipend. "It's really open to just about any science student," he said. Goodman said that the program aids students most strongly in the area of handling an independent project. While lab courses might not give a student a feel for Continued On Page Five Inside . . . • Award winning catalog cover • Creative story • New Music I.If Univ rsity of Wisconsin -Parkside er Thur d y, ovember ll, 1982 Vol. 11 -o. IO Regents request budgets; tuition increases expected I by Bob Klf'lollng Sews Editor A tuition increase of about $50 was recommended by the UW System Board or Regents in their 1983-85 biennial budget recom-mendation. Board or Regents President Robert O'Neal said this would hold students' contributions to about 'l:I percent or their educational costs. O'Neal said that the current coodition of the State's General Fund, and the quality or the University's programs, were "too precarious" to set a definite target for academic fee levels in the next two years. Right now most resident UW students are cootributing about 'l:I percent or the cost or their education in academic fees. The Board or Regents is using the current figure as a guide for future policy decisions. This increase amounts to a 4.4 percent in tuition costs, a figure that roughly corresponds to the Regent's overall request for a 4.8 percent increase in Sy tern fun-ding. Noting that other Big Ten in-:.titutions have not surfered in academic funding when their states reduced their cootributions to the school's budgets were cut, O'Neal said that this academic levels at other universities were maintained only with substantial increases in tuition costs. Currently, the UW System has the second lowest tuition costs of any Big Ten university. Only the University of Illinois charges less for undergraduate resident tuition. The Regents estimated that the UW System would require at least $61.9 million in additional funding to restore funds to a 1973-74 level, the last year the board of Regents considered UW funding adequate. O'Neal called such a request desirable, but "neither reasonable nor realistic." Instead, the Board o( Regents, in preparing their budget request, chose to set l>everal priorities as a first tep in restoring System runding to the 1973-74 level. The Regent' first priority was that of determining how the University could best aid the state's economic recovery Steps to be taken, the Regents said, include: Restoring adequate funding levels for the upgrading of out-dated or worn laboratory equipment. Without this i;tep, the university is facing a possibility of falling behind private industry in several highly technological areas. O'Neal said that replacrment costs for equipment run into "the lens cl. millions of dollars." Also complicating the shortage of adequate lab equipment is the fact that student demand for degrees in science, engineering, and business has increased greatly. O'Neal also listed better compensation to retain a high quality faculty in those areas most in demand Access to the UW System's library system has suffered gre.aUy in budget areas since 1974. At this time, new acquisitions are at a level of between 1 and 2 per student per year. This is about one third of what the Regents consider an acceptable level. Pell Grant changes Recently the Supplemental Appropriations Act became law which appropriated additional monies for the Pell Grant Program. If you were eligible for the Pell Grant Semester I, 1982 • 83, your grant may qualify for a small increase. The Financial Aid Office will process these affected changes Semester II cl. the 1982 • 83 academic year and they will be reflected in your Semester II checks available at final regL'ltration in January, 1983. Also. due to the recently signed Student Financial Assistance Technical Amendments Act oC 1982, the treatment c:i Veteran's educational benefits will be af-fected. Under this law only one · third or these benefits will be considered in determining the Pell Grant award. Previously, 100% o( Veteran's benefits were con-sidered. Thus, most veterans enrolled Semester I, 1982-83, will now be eligible ror Pell awards. Veterans who do not plan to attend second semester, 1982 • 83. should inform our office in writing. Committee formed to help by Pat Henslak Editor The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Committee has recently been developed on this campus. The purpose of the committee is to study campus needs related to the use, abuse, and regulation or alcohol and drugs at UW-Parkside. make recommendations for campus policies and procedures, and make information available oo a campus wide basis. According to Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life at Parkside, the committee began from an outgrowth of interest within a lot of people. Pedersen also pointed out that this committee was not set up to tell people whether they can drink or not, but to make sure that this campus runs in com-pliance with the laws. "Everyone has the right to free choice within the law. Everyooe has the right to make an intelligent decision, and our campus needed to create some program relating to semible use or abuse. People need to have a place on this campus where they can get the information and help if they so choose. It's important that if help is needed, it is here, on this campus." Pedersen also pointed oot that when the committee checks into being in compliance with the law, they check into the training programs here on campus for the people who dispense alcohol down in the Union. Ir someone has had too much to drink, according to the law, they must be cut off from drinking any more. Bartenders will go through programs making them aware oC their respon-!tibility. The philosophy behind the committee is not to tell people what is and is not appropriate behavior. They have to make those choices on their own. The committee's philosophy is to make clear that this University is an educational institution. Procedure and policies related to drugs and alcohol should reflect an educational approach to the concept of freedom o( choice, within a framework consistant with state and local regulations. The establishment of information and referral systems will be tailored to the needs c:i this campus community. "It really isn't a matter of telling anything. People need to have support available for them. If they choose to seek help on their own, it has to be readily available." Second City scheduled to perform here BRI fellowships Chicago's perennially popular Second Cit)' comedy troupe will appear al the Comm Arts Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 16 at 8 p.m. under ponsorship of the Parkside Activities Boord Re erved seat tick ts are available al the Parkside Umon Information Center (Phone 553· 2345) and arc $3 for UW-P students, $5 for general public. The special brand oC satiric approach that characterizes The Second City is translated by six or seven actors who enliven an empty stage with topical -sometimes irreverent -comedy ketches. U ing few props and costumes, punctuating scenes with original music, the ensemble creates slice -oC -lire environments. developing a!! or its material in the per-formance situation, improvising on idear suggested by the audience and their feJlow cast members. Smee its beginnings in 1951, The Second City has spawned such major talents as Mike Nichols, Elatne May, Ed Asner, Shelly Berman, Jerry Stiller, Anne Meara and Alan Arkin. In addition The Second City has groomed Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Brian Doyle • Murray, Bill Murray, Gilda Radner, Tim Kaz.urinsky, ::\lary Gross, Robin Duke and Tony Rosato, all of "Saturday r.ight Live" fame. In 1961, Second City ventured ool oC the Heartland lo make its Broadway debut in the Big Apple, followed by several o(f • Broad• way stin\S. In 1965, a 10 • we.ck Theater Guild tour exposed much o( the rest of the country lo Second City zaniness and, since 1967, the troupe has maintained touring companies to cope \\ith demand for its appearances. The next logical steps were into television and film. TV projects have included "SCTV ," a satirical look at a day in the life oC a "typical" television station, originally syndicated to 55 cities and later picked up by NBC. A new TV show, "The Yesterday Show," a Second City look at news of the past, now is in development. ln 1900, The Second City moved into film development and its screen adaptation of David Mamet's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" was scheduled for production by Paramount Pic-tures. Other film projects include "The Pinkerton Lady" and "Weekend Warriors " both for Paramount, and ''The Intimate Sex Lives or Famous People" for Smokeout here again 20th Century -Fox_ After more than 20 years, in-cluding several previous ap-pearances at Parkside, The Second City continues its brash, youthful approach to hfe's ad• \'ersity and maintains its tradition as a breeding ground for new talent. It launches IL,; "graduates'' into the world with a traditional rite or p.1ssage: a farewell p.1rty with three kinds of pizz.a and cham-pagne at the bar of the troupe's home base at 1616 North Wells St in Chicago. by Bob Kiesling ~e~1Editor Parki;ide'i; Biomedical Research Institute believes it has come up \\ith a wa~ to help un dergraduate c1ence students get needed experience 1n actual laboratory experience, before they get out mto the world of medical and graduate schools, or with research in private mdustry. The Summer Research 1-'ell°"'ship Program, begun only last summer, is designed to provide superior science un• dergraduates ~ith experience m the area or independent research. The program consists or a one credit independent study, in the spring, to acquaint the student -researchers with research methods; the project, which is conducted over the summer, and a report ot the student's findings, including a seminar, submitted during the fall. Program Director Eugene Goodman said science students for any science discipline may apply for a fellowship, which ' includes a $1500 stipend. ''It's really open to just about any science student," he said. Goodman said that the program aids students most strongly in the area of handling an independent proJect. While lab courses might not give a student a feel for c·ontinuNI On Page Five l\ovember 18, 1982 is the date for the 6th Great American Smokeout. This annual ob-servance focuses public attention on cigarette smokers from coast to coast. The smokeout is an up· beat, good natured effort to en-courage smokers to give up cigarettles for 24 hours if ooly to prove to themselves that they can. Everyooe enjoys watching and rooting while they try. It's their day! According to a survey conducted by the Gallup organization, in 1981, just over 16 million American smokers at-THE NATIONAL TOURING COMPANY; Second City. tempted to give up cigarettes on •--~--~-;_---------~---...;;.. ___ ..i. ...... ,~-sm<iteout day. There will be two tables set up on smokeout day with pledge cards, information, and some surprises. One table will be in the Union Concourse, and one in Main Place. The Pre • Med Club and Student Nurses Organization will be there to get you o(f to a good start Parkside smokeout activities are sponsored by the Student Health Center, Pre • Med Club, and the Student Nurses Organization. Inside • • • * Award winning catalog cover * Creative story New Music Thursday, November 11,1982 Editorial Fooled Again Once again the voters have made fools of the experts. Those experts, who said the 1980 p residential election was "too close to call" have failed in their efforts to tell the American public how they are going to vote. These uncooperative voters have kicked up a cloud of electoral dust so dense it could be months before the experts get themselves pointing the right way again. The most obvious example is the fact that anybody who knew anything just knew that Big Jim Thompson was going to kick Adlai Stevenson all over the State of Illinois. What actually happened was that Stevenson came out early with a strong lead in the Chicago precincts, and that lead carried him as returns came in from the increasingly Republican suburbs and downstate areas. Amid charges ot ballot stuffing and explanations of why computer ballot counting takes longer than hand ballot counting, in the end — so far — Thompson has the lead by about 9,000 votes out of the 3-1/2 million cast. Stevenson refuses to concede defeat, and he could tie up the election in the courts for as long as six months, in a long and costly legal battle. But the big issue of the campaign was: Was this year's election results of a mandate for, against, or indifferent to, Reaganomics? While the White House achieved a major objective in retaining a Senate majority, the Democrats narrowed the lead, and many Republicans who did win did so only by a narrow margin. The Democrats also widened their lead in the House. For many Republican candidates, the onus of Reaganomics was too great to overcome. Reagan has, however, lost his mandate with the right - wing establish­ment. Most conservatives feel that "stay the course" was fine as a defensive move, but what course? A 1983 bu dget deficit in excess of $100 billion? Record unemployment? Leaders of the National Con­servative Political Action Committee (NCPAC) spent nearly $4 million to support key Republican candidates. NCPAC lost nearly all these races, and they are laying the blame squarely on Reagan's doorstep. Still and all, voter turnout in an off - year election was surprisingly high. The electorate seems to be saying: "We realize that this mess is going to take a while to get cleared up, but let's get started, please." And finally, Reagan, with impeccable post - election timing, named a close political associate, Paul Laxalt, to the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee. It is clear now that Reagan is planning on making a bid for re - election. No matter what the experts may conclude from the 1982 ele ctions, in 1984 th e voters mandate will be either for, against, or indifferent to Reagan himself. «cocc© sococosooecoooosoooococcosooooooooco&a Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. Letters to the editor Participation encou raged To the Editor: came to Parkside with tenure. I just want to say that I fully support the letter entitled "Active Participation", that was in last week's Ranger. We students have every right to be included on issues concerning who should or should not be granted a renewal or tenure. There hasn't been a Sociology professor that has been granted tenure in the history of Parkside; all tenured people Once again, Peter Seybold's renewal hearing is this Saturday, November 13 at 10 a.m. in MOLN 324. This is a very important issue that concerns all Parkside students, not just Sociology majors. I encourage you to come and show your support for an excellent instructor! Cherry 1 Andersen Wroblewski Thanksgiving food drive Campus Store is sponsoring a Thanksgiving Food Drive November 9, 1982 through November 23, 1982. Com­munity Action Agency of Kenosha and Racine will distribute the food for Thanksgiving. Money donations as well as canned goods will be accepted at the Campus Store WLLC 107. Correction Last week, SOC delegate Dave Schroeder told News Editor, Bob Kiesling of several people who aided he and Terry Tunks in drafting the petition requesting SOC chair Stephen Kalmar's impeachment. Among those listed was Student Activities Coordinator Buddy Couvion. Couvion later said he had no part in drafting the petition, and was informed of it only at a later date. /ARE Yo u SURE V0U W ON'T STAY A LIT TLE LONGER? /THE GBSEWLS WL STAGE A COUP WHILE YOU'RE ' AROUND!! ;YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHRINE TO SANTA /MAYBE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AT THE HOTEL? iOH, YOU HAVEN'T J25V SPAIN IF YOU HAVEN "L # SEEN MMNA! Editor's notes Reactions to Snow by Pat Hensiak Editor Did you see it snowing last week?? I think almost everyone did. Have you ever thought about all of the uses for snow?? Snow; that amazing solid precipitation that falls in the form of a white or translucent ice crystal of various possible size and shape, originating somewhere in the upper atmosphere as frozen particles of water vapor, that fall down to earth in a great abun­dance in Wisconsin, especially in the winter of the year. The uses for snow are incredible. Snowballs, for throwing; snowstorms, for getting caught in; snow suits, for keeping warm; snowdrifts, for jumping into; snowmobiles for driving over the snow; snow shovels for digging through the snow; and snowjobs, the efforts made to overwhelm someone with snowy - type in­formation. One of the most interesting things that happens because of snow, are people's reactions. To snow, no two people react the same. There are those who absolutely nuts, those who D„ absolutely crazy, and those who go go go screaming into the night at the thought of snow. Those who go nuts are always the ones who say, "WOW." Nothing else, they just walk around all day going "WOW." They actually are quite excited. The thing is, they tend to become somewhat child like, and their vocabulary depletes to that one word. A truly incredible thing to witness. There are those who go crazy, the ones who hate snow. The first thing they hated in their life was snow. They still hate it. They look out the window and mutter some dirty word as they walk away. They are usually the people who begin talking about California if even one flake (of snow) is mentioned. They would move to Florida if they felt at all calm about leaving the comfort of their present life to go into the real wilderness of their discontent. Not many are calm. The one's who go screaming into the night are the ones to worry about. I'm sure you've seen these people. Most of them don't eat sugar, or salt, or go outside if there is a cloud a few hundred miles away. They're the ones your mother warned you against. They don't wear underwear, because Facing the nuclear age uu" 1 wcai unuerwear, Decause •••••••••••••••-A-**** Ranger salutes Veterans! Thursday, November II ¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥ they think they're allergic to elastic. There's at least one in every crowd. I don't know how many people you would get to admit to this screaming into the night business. I'm not sure I would, if I were one to scream into the night for any reason. People's reactions are funny. I have never seen a person react calmly to snow. They are either one extreme or the other. Maybe it just brings out a bit of the child in all of us. The people who have to watch out are runners. Yes, believe it or not, some people are crazy enough to run in the winter. Some are crazy and nuts, and they run in the winter, and in the snow too. As if running every day wasn't crazy enough. As they run through this white fluffy stuff, their feet are bound to get all wet. They could die of pneumonia, or other related diseases. Something I've really been wondering about lately, is what do all of these runners do, once thay have their new hot pink Nikes, and they wear them in the snow, and they get all wet, and the colors begin to run??? Do they just leave colored tracks in the snow? Perhaps they just run south for the winter. Thank You! Thank you to all who par­ticipated in the Fall, 1982 Blood Drive. One hundred and sixty - four persons registered to donate blood, which is the highest number in Parkside's history. The Blood Drive was sponsored by the Student Health Center and Life Science Club. by a "Facing the Nuclear Age" will be the topic of two guest speakers in a program at Parkside on Wednesday, Nov. 17, a t 7:30 p.m in Greenquist Hall sponsored University Extension and number of cooperating com­munity groups. Nancy Myers, of Business Executives Move (BEM), a Chicago group concerned about the cost of the arms race to the economy, will speak on "The Economic Impact of the Arms Race." BEM's position is that building a strong economic base is more important to national security than building armaments and that the Midwest is especially hard hit by military spending programs, which go primarily Sunbelt contractors. Daniel Maguire, professor ethics at Marquette University and the author of several books, will speak on "The Moral and Psychological Implications of Preparing for a Nuclear War." The program is free and open to the public, but reservations are requested to insure adequate seating. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2345, toll free from Racine and Kenosha. In conjunction with the evening program, the film "The Last Epidemic" will be shown four times on campus on Wednesday, Nov. 17, at 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 103 a nd at 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. in Union Room 207. Those screenings are also free and open to the public. of "The Last Epidemic" is a film to on the medical consequences of nuclear weapons and nuclear war and was inspired by a symposium held by Physicians for Social Responsibility, an international group of physicians, dentists, medical students and other dedicated to professional and public education on medical hazards of nuclear weapons. Kenosha / Racine groups cooperating in presenting the program include Citizens for the Environment, Citizens for a Nuclear Freeze, Hoy Nature Club, Sierra Club and World Federalists. Racine - based groups cooperating are the Dominican Sisters of Sienna Center, Ground Zero, Racine County Medical Auxiliary, Racine in the 80s and United Nations Committee. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Norm Couture Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager ql A1 STAFF PatrTcia Cumbin Mi"h B,Tker " PhMliPs' Car°' Burns' Kovalic Rick Lu'ph^ !>ai!!,?ailas' Caro1 Kortend»ck, John TunkieUz ' R°bb Luehr' Laura Petersen, Jennie uw -Parksiae ana ,hw ,re sale,y All correspondence should be addressed £ £V ?°r,ion RANGER. Letters'3to me* Ed"0^1^°^' Wisconsin RarW' UniV6rSity °' WiSC°nS''n °"e inch mBrqinsaCAUP^,erVSrJ,,en' doubl«Paced on standard size c uded tor verification. s must be signed and a telephone number in dlfamaf a" edi,0rial Privileges'^3 reUi'Jna bub,ica,io" Thursday. The RANGER ^defamatory content. 9 in re,usmg to print letters which contain false or 2 Thursday, November 11, 1982 Editorial Fooled Again RANGER Once agam the voters have made fools of the experts. Those experts, who said the 191Kl presidential election was "loo close to call" have failed in their efforts to tell the American public how they are going to vote. These uncooperative voters have kicked up a cloud of electoral dust so dense it could be month!> before the experts get themselves pointing the nghl way again. The most obvious example 1s the fact that anybody who knew anything Just knew that Big Jim Thompson was going to kick Adlai Stevenson all over the State of Illinois. What actually happened was that Steveru;on came out early with a strong lead m the Chicago precincts, and that lead carried him as returru; came m from the increasingly Republican suburbs and downstate areas. · Amid charges of ballot stuffing and explanallons of why computer ballot l'OUnting talccs longer than hand ballot counting, in the end -so far-Thompson has the lead by about 9,000 votes out of the 3·1/2 million cast, Stevenson refuses to concede defeat, and he could tie up the ell'Cllon in the courts for as long as six months, in a long and costly legal battle. But the big issue of the campaign was: Was this year's election results of a mandate for, against, or indifferent to, Reaganomics? While the White Hou e achieved a major objective in retaining a Senate majority, t~e Democrats narrowed the lead, and many Republicans who did win did so only by a narrow margin. The Democrats aL,;o widened their lead m the House fo'or many Republican candidates, the onus of He.1ganom1cs was too great to overcome. Reagan has, however, lost his mandate with the right -wing establish-ment. Most con ervattves feel that "stay the course" was fine as a defensive move, but what course? A 1983 budget deficit in excess of $100 billion? Record unemployment? Leaders of the National Con-servative Political Action Committee <~CPAC> spent nearly $4 million to support kev Republican candidates. NCPAC lost nearly all these ra~. and they are laying the blame squarely on Reagan's doorstep. Still and all, voter turnout in an off -year election was surprisingly high. The electorate seems to be saying: "We realize that this mess is going to talce a while to get cleared up, but let's get started, please." And finally, Reagan, with impeccable post• election timing, named a close political associate, Paul Laxalt, to the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee. It is clear now that Reagan is planning on making a bid for re • election. No matter what the experts may conclude from the 1982 elections, in 1984 the voters mandate will be either for, against, or indifferenl to Reagan himself. ~0000 00000~~..;::i-.:r..,.-.✓-,, Ranier editorial• reflect the opinion of tit. majority of the edltorfal •ta.ff. Porlulde etudenu may •ubmlt editorial idea.a to the editor for conalderatlon. Editorial Idea• need not be typed to be conaldered. Participation encouraged To the Editor: came to Parkside with tenure. I just want to say that I fully support the letter entitled "Active Once again, Peter Seybold's Participation", that was in last renewal hearing is this Saturday, week's Ranger. we students have November 13 at 10 a.m. in MOLN every right to be included on 324. This is a very important issue i~ues concerning who should or that concerns all Parkside should not be granted a renewal or students, not just Sociology tenure. There hasn't been a majors. I encourage you to come Sociology professor that has been and show your support for an granted tenure in the history or excellent instructor! Parkside; all tenured people Cherryl Andersen Wroblewski Thanksgiving food drive Correction JARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T STAY A LITTLE LONGER? jjll\E GENERALS WON'T STAGE A COUP WHILE YOU'RE AROUND" jYoU Ht\ VEN'i SEEN THE SHRINE. TO SANTA (iEl(J'JlPJ),IS/ iMAYBE. YOU FORGOT ,SOMEXHING AT THE HOTEL? ,oH, YOU HAVEN'T SEE.JI SPAIN IF )'OU HAVEN'T.., f SEEN 81JJJJi!i.J.3. t HOW }.8()Uf ..... . = Editor's notes Reactions to Snow by Pat Henslak Editor Did you see it snowing last week?? I trunk ahnost everyone did. Have you ever thought about all ol the uses for snow?? Snow; that amazing solid precipitation that falls in the form d. a white or translucent ice crystal of various possible size and shape, originating somewhere in the upper atmosphere as frozen particles d. water vapor, that fall down to earth in a great abun-dance in Wiscoosin, especially in the winter or the year. The uses for snow are incredible. Snowballs, for throwing; snowstorms, for getting caught in; snow suits, for keeping warm; snowdrifts, for jumping into; snowmobiles for driving aver the snow; snow shovels for digging through the snow; and snowjobs, the efforts made to overwhelm someone with snowy -type in-formation. One of the most interesting things that happens because of snow, are people's reactions. To snow, no two people react the same. There are those who go absolutely nuts, those who go absolutely crazy, and those who go screaming into the night at the thought of snow. Those who go nuts are always the ones who say, "WOW." Nothing else, they just walk around all day going "WOW." They actually are quite excited. The thing is, they tend to become somewhat child like, and their vocabulary depletes to that ooe word. A truJy incredible thing to witness. There are tlt06e who go crazy, the ones who hate snow. The first thing they hated in their life was snow. They still hate it. They look out the window and mutter some dirty word as lhey walk away. They are usually the people who begin talking about California if even one flake Col snow) is mentioned. They would move to Florida if they felt at all calm about leaving the c«mfort of their present life to go into the real wilderness of their discontent. Not many are calm. The one's who go screaming into the night are the ones to worry about. I'm sure you've seen tltese people. Most or them don't eat sugar, or salt, Ol' go outside if there is a cloud a few hundred miles away. They're the ones your mother warned you against. They doo't wear underwear, because ******************** Ranger salutes Veterans! Thursday, November II they think they're allergic to elastic. There's at least one in every crowd. I don't know how many pe<iple you would get to admit to this screaming into the night business. I'm not sure I would, if I were one to scream into the night for any reason. People's reactions are funny. I have never seen a person react calmly to snow. They are either ooe extreme or the other. Maybe it just brings out a bit of the child In all of us. The people who have to watch out are runners. Yes, believe it or not, some pe<iple are crazy enough to run in the winter. Some are crazy and nuts, and they run in the winter, and in the snow too. As if running every day wasn't crazy enough. As they run through this white fluffy stuff, their feet are bound to get all wet. They could die ci pneumonia, or other related diseases. Something I've really been wondering about lately, is what do all of these runners do. once thay have their new hot pink Nikes, and they wear them in the snow, and they get all wet, and the colors begin to run??? Do they just leave colored tracks in the snow? Perhaps they just run south for the winter. :•:•:•:•:•:•:•;~:•:~:-:-:-:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:-:~:;:;:::,:::::::::::::.~::;:::::::::::::,: Thank You! Campus Store i.s sponsoring a Thanksgiving Food Dnve November 9, 1982 through ~ovember 23, 1982. Com-munity Action Agency of Kenosha and Racine will distribute the food for Thanksgiving. Money donations as well as canned goods will be accepted at the Campus Store WI.LC 107. Last week, SOC delegate Dave Schroeder told News Editor. Bob Kiesling or several people who aided he and Terry Tunks in drafting the petition requesting SOC chair Stephen Kalmar's impeachment. Among those listed was Student Activities Coordinator Buddy Couvion. Couvion later said he had no part in drafting the petition, and was informed of 11 only at a later date. Thank you to all who par-ticipated in the Fall, 1982 Blood Drive. One hundred and sixty · four persons registered to donate blood, which is the highest number in Parkside's history. The Blood Drive was sponsored by the Student Health Center and Life •••••••••••••••••••• •:•:•:~:'.~.~~ .. ?..~~;~_:, ............ ·.········w·······w· .. .. Facing the nuclear age .,.~~~~:::~~ Glangar Editor""'! Tony Rogers -~ "Facing the Nuclear Age" will ethics at Marquette University on the medical consequences of Tori Murray be the topic of two guest speakers and the author ol several books, nuclear weapons and nuclear war Masood Shafiq News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager m a program at Parkside on will speak on "The Moral and and was inspired by a symposium Norm Couture Wednesday, Nov. 17, at 7:30 p.m. Psychological Implications of held by Physicians for Social Andy Buchanan in Greenquist Hall sponsored by Preparing for a Nuclear War." Responsibility, an international M"k F I University Ext~nsion and a I e arre I group of physicians, dentists Jeff w,· k number of cooperating com-T~ program is free and open to medical students and othe; c s munity grou"", the public, but reservations are d Jolene Torkilsen .,., edicated to professional and Nancy Myers, of Business requested to insure adequate public education on medical Executives Move <BEM>, a seating. Reservations can be hazards of nuclear weapons. Chicago group concerned about made by calling 553-2345, toll free Kenosha / Racine groups the cost ci the arms race to the from Racine and Kenosha. . cooperating in presenting the economy, will speak on "The In conjunction with the evening program include Citizens for the Economic Impact ol the Arms program, the film ''The Last Environment, Citizens for a Race." BEM's position is that Epidemic" will be shown four Nuclear f'reeze, Hoy Nature Club building a strong economic base is times on campus on Wednesday, Sierra Club and World more important to national Nov. 17, at 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Federalists Racine based security than building armaments Greenquist Hall Room 103 and at groups cooperating are the and that the Midwest is especially 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. in Union Room Dominican Sisters of Sienna hard hit by military spending 207.Thosescreeningsarealsofree C<'nter. Ground Zero, Racine programs, which go primarily to and q>en to the public. County Medical Auxiliary, Racine Sunbelt contractors. in the 80s and United Nations Dame! Maguire, professor of ''The Last Epidemic" is a film Committee. STAFF Shar~~n Aken,_ Jea~ne Buenker . Phillips, Carol Burns, ~!~~~~ ~~mb,e, Michael Kailas, Carol Kortendick, John T k. . • ick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Laura Petersen Jennie un 1etcz. 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