212 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8afc030f0bcd052dfdbdf15b3eef4ed5.pdf 724cdb457accfd09404a1bd0b10fc4ce Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, November 3, 1983 University of WisconsiD-Parkside Vol. 12, No.9 State Legislature ups drinking age to 19 The slate legislature has overwhelmingly voted to raise the drinking age in Wisconsin to 19. The bill is expected to be signed by Gov. Anthony Earl this week. The bill, which would take effect July I, 1984, would exempt anyone who turns 18 before that date. The Senate Friday approved the bill on a 26-6 vote. The Assembly voted 89-8 later the same day and sent the bill (AB 200) to Earl, who has said he will endorse a 19 year old drinking age. The Senate and Assembly disagreed on one of the bill's amendments - a provision that would make the drinking age for visiting non-residents the same as the drinking age in their home slates. The amendment, aimed at discouraging non-residents from driving across the border to drink in Wisconsin, passed the Senate but was rejected by the Assembly on a 64-33 vote. Besides raising the drinking age, the bill would impose an automatic 9(klay drivers license suspension for anyone under 19 driving with any measurable level of alcohol in the blood. All drivers are still subject to the slate's drunk driving law, which sets a blood-alcohol limit of 10 percent. The bill also: • Increases driver's license suspensions for underage drinking from the current maximum of 90 days to up to 2 years. • Increases forfeitures for underage drinking from the current $25 to up to $150. • Makes penalties tougher for canying counterfeit identi.(ication cards. • Sets a $200 maximum penalty for bringing alcoholic beverages onto school grounds. • Adds at least 10 questions on alcohol to driver's license examinations. One major amendment rejected by the Senate would have imposed a driving curfew between midnight and 4 a.m. on motorists under the age of 19. Drinking age affects UW-p by Ken Meyer EdItor The impending change in Wisconsin's legal drinking age from 0 18 to 19 will affect many aspects of society, including the UW system and Parkside. The Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), a campus commit- ·tee represented by all groups within the university, met last week for the first time of the year and discussed the implications a higher drinking age might have at Parkside. A 19 year old drinking age would create problems dealing with the 18 year old student population on campus. In order to determine the amount of alcohol purchased by 18 year olds, the Union has been conducting a survey in the Union Square and the Rec Center. According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, the first two days of the survey revealed that 14 percent of"e alcohol purchased was by 18 year aids. During the second day, the figure was 8 percent. Previous Iigures show that durConlinued on Page ! !OEHTlfICHION WE Guskin open forum set THANK You FOR Yo"" An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin is scheduled for Monday, Nov. 14 at 1 p.m. in Mid Main Place. The forum, sponsored by Ranger, gives students, faculty and staff a chance to meet with the chancellor and ask questions about anything pertaining to Parkside. Everyone is encouraged to atteod. C Oo~rRAT'ON Union Square bartenders "ill face a tough task "hen the drinking age increases to 19. Admissions reviewed by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor gram; 2) standard - applicants who are ready for college-level coursework; 3) conditional - applicants who are ready for some eollege-level courseworlt and can correct deficiencies through some remedial coursework. They would also be required to obtain advising help; 4) academic advancement - applicants who are not fully prepared for colleg~level course work and must take one full year of preparation courses. These applicants would also he required to participate in an advising program; 5) deferred - applicants whose deuciencies are extensive to the point that their request for admission is denied until the period of time they obtain outside remedial aid and then they can re-apply. The recommendation was reviewed by the APe and they generally agree with the aims and purposes described in the eCGE policy, although a simpler format would he preferred. "My impression of what the committee (AJ'C) is looking for is a simplified versioll of the CCGE reeOIIlIIletdatlon, 1Ibich wouId include the same goals and objectives but be different 10 the way It IS m,tially implemented," said Eugene NorWood, APe chairman. A possible simplilled version which was presented at an APC meeting Oct. 31 condences the CCGE categories, as I) slandard: 21 condttjonaf 3) deferred. These three categories of admission inelude the same irutial pomts as they appear in the CCGE plan. Additional points such as developing an ad. missions committee was also discussed Categones for transfer students, special students and re-entnes were discussed and cladYied al the meeting. These additional categories will be further examined next week A motion was passed at the meeting to request a more detailed proposal on an adVISIng program ODdto submit the proposed admesions policy documents to the Faculty Senate for their mformation and discussion. The committee is also interested in finding out more detailed information from CCGE 011 tbeir ideas eonceming the current I1!lllt!dlaI procrams. ..Student reaction to flrenada .and Lebanon Admission to Parkside may be different in the future if the proposed new policy is implemented. The new policy is still in the planning stages and would replace Parkside's current Open Admissions Policy, which admits Virtually all applicants. Chancellor Alan Guskin appointed a committee of faculty, staff, students and administrators to the Coordinating Council on General Education (CCGE) in order to study the admissions question to insure that "the open door is not a revolving door .' ' CCGE developed a recommendation for a new policy which was submitted to the Academic Policy Committee. The recommendation states that Parkside applicants would he evaluated at the time of application and then placed in one of five categories. In brief, these categories are: 1) honors - applicants who are ready for admission in the honors proSugarMQn8ter ---- .. - ....'7"...... ~....: _ ! TblllSday. Novem~ 3,1183 ILetters to the Editor I Library lights up To Ibe Editor I lID 'ImllDC this letter to Ibe editor beca_ I leel a btle anvesllpo... ~ IS an order. My queslJo.. IS .bout th. ..t.nslV, bcbbJII (on oW SWItches that were iDIlaJIed an the bbrary last year. Why are theY alwaY' on? I bave Jet to ..., • student conserve eeerIY by cldIn& • SWltch all Furthermore, each monunc wben Ibe library opens. most 01 the lJ&hts are turned on (an tudy areas and an boobbelv.. wbere no tuclent bas !nM1 Why isn't tbere some type 01 message oext to the switches? Why .... such an exlensi'J. SYStem set up. 0DIy to he ignon!d by students as well as librarians? Ho .. cost-el· lective can this system he and why isn't there better rommunication to students and IacuIty about the use 0I1be 0111011 system? As much as the WLLC likes to boast about what it bas to offer to students, lleelthere IS a great deal 1JIISSIJIll. TIns .. just one 01 them. Kurt Son!nsen Parking - epilogue "Why .-, to put" epiJocue MayaanI Arlbur Davis bas left !be baIIa 01 Pubide But Ius artIC'- lei made III aware. H. and I and many other students wondered why we .-y eJ!IorbItant partuIg tees W. lot an ...... r .Il.r three _. 011 page 6, Oct 27 ISSu. 01 the Rancer It IS too had that the dull and ......... are not called away lik. Paul E JobDson, _ can't even make • pocnt But sunpty say "It's _ to pay than change." That's dull, Paul W. knew that before the lint artIde _t to press. The best thmcs in til. only rom. in Dumbers 01 one and I'm afraid tbere is no one .t Parkside Wlth the IIreIJiIh 01 character to fill M. A. Davis's shoes. The issues still stand as oulbned on page 2, Oct. 27 issue of the Ranger. The fact that we know how the money is spent or that the issue is old does not cbang. them. There is no rop out. Just apathy. May tae world go well "'th you. M. A. Davis Till you appear apn. Thad Scropos RANGER "Ob Ibose are lor acliDg-ODe's for my sbock at Jerry Ford for ~yiDg 'GovenH>r Reagu couldn't start a war; President Reagu could' and Ibe alber's for my indignation at Jimmy Carter for sayb.g I bad a babit of calling for military force aU the: dme/' "This one's for Best Director for my invasion of Gr.nada." Do you have something to say? Write a letter ... Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 Drinking age to affect Parkside Continued from P.ge 1 log an average school day, 18 percent olth. alcohol purchasers were 18 years old while during the evening dances th. f~. jumped to 33 percent. . Although there are no curr.nt plans on what to do about th. 18 year old stud.nts wh.n the proposed drinking age would lake .ffect July 1. 1984, it is almost c.rtain that economic setbacks will occur. U the Union was to rompl.t.ly stop serving th. 18 year old students, a sizeable amount of revenue would be lost. Also, il 18 year old stUdents were not allowed in the Union, ther. is a strong possibility that they rould successfully request a refund of th. portion of th.ir segregated fees which go towards th. Union seg fee budg.t. U th. Union had to hire somebody on a full-tim. basis to check for age id.ntification, it would be a costly addition to its salary budget. State laws will be investigated in order to d.t.rmin. il and how the Union Squar. would be ronsidered both a restaurant and a bar. enabling 18 year old patrons to be ad· mitted, but "carded" at the bar. On. problem stemming from this is th. possibility of older students buying alrohol for 18 year olds. One remedy would be to discontinu. the sal. of pitch.rs of beer and limiting porchases to on. drink per custom' er. Alcohol suppliers to 18 year olds would then hav. to make repeated trips to th. bar, which would raise the bartender's suspicions. K.n M., Editor J.nn'- Tunklelcz Newa Editor John Kovlllic F.. tur. Editor P.trlci. Cumbl Sporta Editor Mich•• ' K.II Photo Editor Andy Buchan.n ••.••••.•......................•.•.• Buain ••• Maneger C.ttl.rtn. CIIa" Advertlal"ll M.n.lI.r J." Wlcka Dt.trtbutlon M.nell" Pet Hen.lek A•• t. Bu.ln ••• Men.lI.r WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Bawngardner, Marpret Bulltus, C8rl Cbernouslti. Sue Cullen, Karl Daoo. Michael Firchow. Keith Hannann, Mary Kaddall, Bob Kiesling, Carol Konendlck. KendylMane Linn, IbcIt Luehr. Robb Luehr, .nll Wbllney Nielson, Du:k Oberbruner Julie PmdIeIon. Bill S!ouiaan:t, NU:k Tbome, Sarah lJbhg PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb EI<bborn. Todd Herbst. PIu1 Jeousm, Dav. McEvoy, Masood Sba. hq, Karen Trandei. Gary zalollar Ro"9'" IS wfltten and HiiJed by studen's 01 UW.PorJt.snk and they or. solely responSIble lor "s ed"orlol polICy ond content. PubJ'shed eYeIY Tlwudoy durm" t*,- academiC yeo' e.w.cept dunng b'fiJA:s 0"" ho',do~s. Range' IS p'mted by the Rocme Journal T'mes. All coneJPOnd'ef'l(e .should be add,eued fa, Po,hlde Ronqe,. Urnver· my 01 W'lcons"'.Po,h,de. 80 .. No. '2000. Kenosho. WIS. 53'.!. lette,s to Hte ed,fo' w,1I be accepted ,f typewnNen. dou~-iPO~ on sfondo,d Sll:e pope, lefteon shOUld be It!'n thon 350 words and must be "fined WIth a telephone- numbe, "'eluded fo' 1fen'lCoflo" pvrposes. NOINI Will be withheld for valid ,easons Ckod'me fo' IeHers 's Tuesday 10 am 10, pubbcotJon Thu,sday. Ranger ,eHrllfeS ,.... 'ISM to r.'uH letten CCN'lfOm"'9'Iolse afld rMfomo· fory co",.n' , Hans Mauksch Physicians losing control by Karl DI:IOD New developments in medical tecIutology have changed the role of the physician in society from the all powerful, solo healer to one member of an interdependent team of bea1th~ professionals, stated viIlting Sociology Professor Hans Mauksch during the Social Science IIlIUndtable Monday in Union 106. uThere was a time when a physician .... in complete control," said Mauksch. "In my-own lifetime doc- .... even owned their own EKG madlines. " Now, because of technological 1IIvances, the machines are too expensive for one person to own. Instead, they must be collectively 0WIll!d. "Technology moved the 00Illr0I out of the hands of physiciIIls and placed the control and expertise in the hands of others," he laid. According to Mauksch, this new lmId in application of medical tedmology is a clear example of a medical Marxism. "The power, or the means of production, has IIIOftd from the individual physidin to a condition where the hospital lIIId the hospital administrator decide what to buy and what not to bay," he said. Maubch concluded by saying ....t the separations within the 1leoIIh care profession does not deIn<l from the skill of the individuals involved, but rather reduces the elleetiveness of the entire profes- .... ulf, in our music schools we bid I oeparate school for violinists aDd for trumpeters and so on, this 1IOUId not diminish the ability of lIIe individual players," he said, "but together all the instruments 1IOUId sound less like an orchesIra." Visiting sociology professor HaDS Maukscb speaks al MoDelay's Social Science Roundtable_ Aid for small businesses by Carol Kortendlck reclly involve sludents, il does try to incorporate, when possible, students in given business problems. The counseling is free. bowever. and the SBoe does provide luitionpaid seminars that touch upon several areas of interesl dealing with business. (Parkside's SBoe musl remain within its limits that being Racine and Kenosha.1 some businesses due 10 SBDC_ An impact study released by the SBoe of UW-Madison, however, revealed thai 2109 small businesses received iJHlepth counseling (which is fight hours or more) m 1981. In 1982 the results of the counseling were: gross sales up 50 percent; profits up 43 percenl; employees up 28 percent; efficiency up 65 percenl; and exports up 5 percent. Hopefully, with added efforts and unproved publicily, Hughes- own expectations, along with the Universaty's. the SBoe will be heard and used. which in turn will aid busmess and eventually alle",'iate a starnaat ecooomy. Grenada, Beirut '" x-IyI LIaa ReceutIy a questioo was posed 10 studeuts on ClIIlpDS concerning the involvemenl of the United States m Grenada and Lebanon. The following replies were received from students' As far as Beirut is concerned, we sbouId not be there. It could be a potential Vietnam.-Vanessa Baker Taking action is better than being sitting ducts.-Paul Seidl. I'm for it. U the U. S. is for freedom. you're going to have to put, some lives on the line. People who are against it beIong in Russia.- Frank Lucchetla. U there's a reason tor reaD, being in Beirut, it's oUy, bullhere really doesn't seem 10 be a reason, It's costing lives. However, in Grenada, the rightlhing is being done.- -Sam Bosco. Either we should be in there full strenglb or 001 at alL-DoD Carson Presidenl Reagan isn't lhink1ng about the frailty of human life.- Linda Spangler. I'm so disgusted thai I dOD'1 know what 10 say.- Tammy Bowker, I don't feel !bey sbouId be there (in Lebanon), because !bey have 00 way of defending tbemselves. They are JDS! a show of strenglb for the U.S.-Linda Rannick. I lIunk all of our guys should come home, and l'll talte them out 10 IUDCh.-Angie Gorski . H you're gOll1g 10 be a super power, act like one.-Rick Kopp. I don't lIunk they should leave, unless !bey're just gomg to SIt !here.-Paul Schaeffer. s reac. Grenada, I really don·t lulow much about but f feel we dId the ri&hl thing As lor LebanoD, we're also doin« the nght lIung. but I don't know how effectl ve we're being-Beth Prodoebl I support it, bUI we really shouIdo'l have gone mlo Lebanon in the ftrst place-Bill Gnndeland I support the aetJVI!Jel 1O bot!I Grenada and Lebanon-M1ke Schmidt I hack President Reagan all the way-Harold G~ry I lIunk It was wtorJg and UJlIIecessary.-Qllhy Tiegs. I do'fl lIle It. All the lighting ... 're doUlg should not be QIang place. especially 10 GrenadaShawn Soltes I'm for the mv'3SlOl1of Grenada, but against being In Lebanon-Ed Francisco. I'm all fOl it for the sunple ..... SOD that the U S.·s 'nleresU are not ooly in Uus hemisphere but m all bemispheres.-,Jose Yamata. IlIunk In unjuslJfJed and President Reagan is tngger happy-,Joe Sykora f don't understand why people are so shocked aboul It It probably plaaeed month. ago People don't seem 10 rea 1iJe the strateg,c location of Gr n daRichard BorkowskJ I don'l feel they ld be ,n either place for the reasons (My·re glving.-Mike Imse Ireally haven·tlhoughtaboul't- -Kim Scbulte. I lIunk lbey did llJe nght lIung 1O Grenada-8andy Snuth "Unfair to Art" lecture Univ..... ty of Chicago phiIooophy prolessor Ted Cohen will give I free public lecture tiUed, "Unfair to Art," an analysis of CO.lempo .... ry aestbeIJcs, al • p.m on Tuesday, Noo. 8, in the CommllDlClllon Aru Room 129. Cohen also will lead an Informal diacussIon 011 the IopIc of ,."'1ftsentaboo" al 7.30 p.m. the same day 1O Comm Aru ZS3, which is also free and open 10 the pubbc. Cohen, who bas talllbi al the University 01 Chicago since 1967 and for four yean chaired ,ts philosophy departmenl, earned hlJ Ph.D. from Harvard and bas been visitinc lecturer al Dumerous colWIlliam Hughes, a former em- ....,.. of Dun and Bradstreet, Inc. III Kenosha, has joined the ParksicIe Ilaff 10 coordinate the Small Blline.s Development Cenler <8IIDCJ. "The SBoe basically proVIdes one-on·one counseling to IIlIaII businesses in the area of busi- .. ooncem," said Hughes. The SBoe was formed in 1982 in ~ 10 several factors affecting economy. Poor employment, ~~ction, low spending and lbe- ....... exports all contributed 10 past recession, which is still ~~t apparenlloday. A strong ...........,..t, according 10 Hnghes, ~ \be high number of imports - \be low number of exports in .. ClIUntry. He believes we should "'* esports 10 expand our markel :: .10compele more fairly against Imports. Higher exports should A roller skating party 10 provide Sponsors say anyone bringing a POIitively affecl the economy. to s for needy area children at loy 10 the event will be adnutled lbeTbSBt federal governmenl began c:'· tmas will be held Monday, free, although skate rentalLS extra. II oe and Ioday it is located m NOV"21 from 8 10 10 p.m. al Skate- The roller skating pany IS one of IIItastale and the DlStnct of Colu~- lown, USA in Racine, sponsored. by several evenlS which SOC IS organ- .... .:.The SBoe .. pan of Parkslde s Parkside's Student OrganIzallOn wng in ilS campus-wKIe dnve 10 ~~unlty OUlreach prog~am. Council (SOC). , . ~btain Christmas toys. 0-the orgamzauoD.doesn.t.di- ..•.. , ,. ~.'~.=-:':":':"_~' ;.;.;. lIiilllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii To create an SBoe and keep ii, a University must maintain a set of standards, such as counseling, free, confidential and cootinuously kept up. All these factors keep the SBoe effective and useful. Hughes says he notices a slight improvemenl m Skating party Drive for toys leges and uni....erslties. In Judi", Harvard. Cornell, ~ orthw t fll, the UNV..... ty of MK'Iupn. OhiO UNverSlly and the UN' ,ty of WuIw!CIon ~ has puhlJsbed .umerous 8I'U<'- leo on the philolophy Of art m scholarly journal and rel' nlly bfc;an reseln'h lOtO the lhet of sports CurnnUy he IS clll1nnan of the Prosrun CommJltee for the Amen can SoCIety for A theu 1IJs PartsJde vlS,t "" organized by Parltside's art and plulosophy cbsc1plines and IS funded by won Corp. RANGER • Parents beware of the Sugar Monster II) MariI>' .......,. Supr is the lead1ng ingredient gy or stored fal. It does not contrib- sensitive to Ibis sugar-insulin effecl. cottage cheese ... • add<!d to foods during processing 10 ute to growing strong and healthy 3. There is a tendency to obesity 2. Serve nutritious snacks such as U you h., cluldn!ll, you kow the UnIted States today. How can bodies. or overweIghl. When 10 to 15 per- yogurt pnpstcles, apple shces that Halloween IS a very ex ,ung Ibis be' 'early every box, bottle, Now that we know the purpose cent of your calorIes.are sugar, they spread with peanut butter: raisins holiday lor the child/en You also can and bagged item you buy con- of sugar and where it is found, why displace more numuonal food such mixed with sunflower seeds, .peaI1lat all <andy a IlJIhtrnare la1IlS added relined sugar. Most IS a large amount of refined sugar as fiber. Rapid consumptIOn 10- nuts and sesame seeds; raisms lew the poreDts After a number of !Odas. sauces, crackers. cakes, sher- harmful to our body' There have creases obesity. . mixed with applesauce or cottage 01 taDdy, clu1dr<fl have more bets and ICe cream -as well as eer- been many studies that corretate 4. There appears to be an 10- cheese; vegetables and dip; cream -.y \MIl usual. Candy IS rom-' eaIs. bread. dressIngs and dnnks _ sugar with diseases of the human crease in cancer of thecolon, rec- cheese on celery; cream cheese poood 01 supt Supr Is a en- have supt add<!d In lact 70 per- body. Here are some esarnples: tum and breast. Sugar displaces the spread on whole wheat bread; ~ II ~rovlCles our bodl Wllh cent 01 the sugar we eat ~ ludden 1. There IS an increase 10 dental fiber in the diet High-fiber diets cheese ball-cheddar and cream qwck energy. Is ugar really ill the products we buy. Here are cavities. Dental cavities result from are llSSOCJ3tedWlth. a low incidence cheese mixed, etc. . harmful to out bodi • How much rome examples: l2 oz Tang l2 tsp the acid produced as the bacteria 10 of cardiovascular disease as well as 3. Serve frwt JUICE instead of supt do consume each year' sugar; l cup anstant coffee: 4 tsp., the mouth break down sugar. with lowered rates of cancer of the fruit drink. Tbt v Amencan colI$umes 112 cup Granola, 4 tsp; l cup Iruit- 2. Sugar contributes to the d.. el- colon, rectum and breasl.. I would recommend two books about I pounds of a eelerung lIavored yogurt, 7 tsp, l 2 cup sher- opment of heart disease. Refined With all the knowledge available lor your reading. the first book, t sucll .. supr, corn syrup or bot, 6 tsp.; l cup jelIo, 6 tsp.; l supt tmds to iDcrease triglyceride a.bout sugar, what IS our alterna- Super Heroes' Super Healty Cookbon y h year The average poece apple pie, l2 tsp.; and l gJaz_ levels in the blood whereas starch live? Isuggesl that we begm today book, by Mark ~ltzman and Judy Am rlean youn ler consumes ed doughnUI, 5 tsp As you read the is less likely to do so. Tlus is be- by changing our diets with our Garlan, is a recipe book designed ._ to 31> lablespooos 01 supt label>. look for these words _ cause sucrose (sugar) is more rap- young child/en. Eating habits and lor young children and their eating every day Amlnbnc to RonaJd J sucrose. com S)TUp. maltose. des- idly absorbed 10 the blood than is food attitudes are established when habits. This book is in the Library Pnac. PII 0, 01 the cleparlment 01 trose, glucose. molasses. honey. starch. When sugar reaches the cluldren are very young. Here are Learning Center. The second book, P'ycbolocY I th UnIversity 01 Tbese words are sugar, blood stream rapidly. it calls forth some suggestions: The American Way of Ufe Need South Carohna , .. tablespoons of For all practical purposes. sugars an mcrea!e if insulin lrom the pan- 1. Be sure that our diet is high in Nol Be Huardous to Your Health ...... per day enouch to malte 01 all types should be considered ereas. and the ansulin in tum in- fiber. These foods are high in fiber: by John W. Farquhar. talks aboui rome hyperaclJve Iuds more so "emply calorIeS" Sugar IS lOOper_ creases the liver:s production. of vegetables. (yams, beets. broccoli,. prevention. As you read the book. Many ch!lerftlt .. for hypenl'- .... 1 pure. as advertised Pure calo- trigJycende-nch lipoproleIns which carrots. spmach, mushrooms. etc.l, you will discover how one aspeelof IMty bav been proposed and some nes, that IS. oollung else Sugar of- are aessoaated with atheroseler- fresh and dried fruit, brown rice. your health affects others as well . ....- claun I1laI thesr cluIdren's len NO vitarruns, rrunerals or trace osis. Individuals who. are over- whole wheat bread, pulled rice. This book can he checked out of ~ IS related to sugar In- elements. Tlus rehned carbohy- ....... t. pIlysica1ly macuve or who spagbetti and other pasta. Iresh the Student Health Center MolinataM clrate IS lIIed by your body as ener- bave a diabetic tendency are more fish. turkey, chicken and low lat ro 0115. • Statham joins faculty ogy from Indiana University. She has laught at Marquette and Ohio State. where she was senior research assoaate. bUI saY' she prefers teac1unIl at Putside. "otuo Slate is so large you feel loot ODe cJass Itaught had tOO studeals. I Ielt very alienated from them. Icame to Parkside because I wanted a school that was smaller. where there was more teacher-studeDt contact." she said. S1atham feels Parkside students show more community involvement than students at Ohio Slate. She also leels that there is less of a AlIne latham. 01 the Beba\lOnl 1lI\'1SIOl1 has joined the laculty as • lulI-tune assoaate proles- _ Wltb .... _ S1atham recesved ber B A from Manon ColIece and receswd ber MA and PlIO 10 soooJ. Kenosha Savings and Loan 1= EE CHECKI G! In your choice Of TWOgreat accountsl commibnent to admitting and helping students who have difficulties with their studies at Ohio State than there is at Parkside. S1atham has been working on a research project focusing on women at work. She has just com· pleled a survey in which she inter· viewed men and women supervisors and their secretaries about their relationships. "What I'm finding out is that in earlier studies, the conclusion was that women secretaries didn·t like to work for women supervisors. The reason for this, one study showed, was that men had power and women secretaries got status by working for men rather than women," she said. However, she is !~ evidence to the contrary. Now, women who are working under supervisors prefer to work DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.~I 53142 (I-94-Hy. 50) 857-Z337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - thousands Of Iookslarge SeIectiOR of ScIFictiOl FaRias, ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! for women supervisors, because they work with the secretaries more and encourage them to develop their own careers." She feels the sharp dillerence in ber findings is that there are more women in higher level jobs than lound in previous studies. Women are becoming more and more com-- fortable with their new roles. They are gaining power and status and secretaries look up to and want to work lor them as well as men. In the past secretaries thought 01 women supervisors as being threatening and too competitive, but as secretaries work for more and more women supervisors, they are lindng that Ibis is untrue. locus will be on business' switch to computers and how this affects Continued on Paie 9 [ Huge Quarltltles of Bargain Books At Unbellavable Prices New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off '1',<--", Me-VISA Manager's Dinner by Jill Whltuey Nielsen u your major or area of interest 1I11D1iMos. you might be interested illltfDdin« a Managers Dinner on "'* lay. Nov. 16 at 6 p.m. in the afeb!ria. Tidtets are $8 for studeDII and $16 for managers and are aaIIabIe from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. -r day until Nov. 9 in the IIaIiDaro Concourse. TIIis event. in the past. has been ... lOIeIy by the Accounting Club, IIaI Ibis year it is being co-sponsored by the Business division. Ac- -aing aub. Phi Sigma Epsilon. 1ISP1t.. Data Processing and Phy .... Nu. The individual clubs intiled managers from their club's _ of interest. Present will be the iii 8 accounting firms. Snap-on TeoIs, S. C. Johnson, Jockey and Jl CaIe among others. I...t year the attendance was 200. '11Ie results were very positive for ItIdeats and b.usinesses." said Laurie Maes. Accounting Club Prestdent. "The students can meet (the. managers) in a more relaxed environment." Last year there were some job offers that came out of meeting the managers at the <!inner/' said Maes. It also promotes the mterest of business in Parkside. The agenda for the night is: At 5: 30 p.m. there Will be a tour of the campus for the managers conducted by the students, at 6 p.m. codttails will be offered; 7 p.m. is a buffet dinner with tables of six-four students and two managers. The students Will sit with the manager who represents their area of interest. There will be speakers from 8 to 9 p.m. The introduction will be presented by Art Dudiyrah. Chair of Business and Administrative Science. The keyoote speaker will be Ettore Barbatelli, Chair of Chief Executive Officer for Valuation Research Corporation. This will be the fifth annual manager's dinner. Program examines domestic violence It. JIIllIIhIIl on domestic violence ...... directors of two shelters Ilrlllllen!d women and a psycholo- .. wIlo trealJ male abusers will be IiIId lnlm noon to 2 p.m. on Wed. ....,. Nov. 9 in Union Room 106. .... JlIOIram is free and open to "PIbIie. ..... wiD include Stephanie ..... director of the Women's ...... Center in Racine. and .IIdr Arnold. who directs Women's IIaIIIons in Kenosha. Both women .. describe the services available • tbeir shellers; in addition. Hansen wiD discuss the history of the women's shelter movement and Arnold wiD talk about the "cycle of violence." in which abused children become abusive adults. Also. Dr. Kevin Hamberger. a clinical psychologist at the South • eastern Family Practice Center l0- cated on Parkside's campus. wlU discuss treatment of male abusers . The program is e<>-sponsored by Peer Support. an organization of Parkside adult students. and the UW-P Student Health Center. di, rected by Edith Isenberg. a regIStered nurse. DID YOU KNOW? UNION SQ. GRILL Is open 'til 10:00 PM MON. THRU THURS. featuring • Char-Broiled Burgers, Brats, Dogs • Made-From-Scratch Pizzas • E"glish-Style Fish 'n' Chips • Gyros and Tacos • Homemade Chili • •..and much more s Roundtables scheduled Sessions on nuclear weapons and Daliona1 defense, the SOCial bislory of COI1IIDlIIIi<alioo and President Ileapn's foregn poticy are 8IIlOIlll those Jcbeduled for the commc weeb in Panside's Sooa1 Scien<e Roundtable Senes. AIl RoandtabIes. free and open to the public. are beld 011 Mondays and begin at noon in Union room 106. Following is a scheduje of dates. topics and speakers: -Nov. 7. .. uclear Weapons and National Defense." ,.;th John Wi1tsrd. former research scientist for the Manhattan Project on atomic weapons and one time Dean of UW-Madison's graduate scbool. --. be IS turreDtIy __ pr0- fessor 01 cbemIslJy, -NaY It. ~Mcena Qli aud PoIib<s ID tlle S«aad Repubbc." _ Parbide _......, prof.. ..,.. LillIaa ,........ who bas CODductod reoeardJ in Nigeria. -NaY. 21 "Do We Need EdItcaliona1 PotilJt:a1 A<tion Cornuuttees ... • ,.;th UW-G...... Bar ma~ matics professor DaVId Jowett. who cIwrs that campus UDIV<nlty comeuuee, . 21." otes 011 the Sooa1 History of Cornmwucalioo" An !Jlvisible Colle«e." ",th Parblde vi, siting Fulbnght professor of commllllicabon Yves Wintm a prof .. -Dec 5 • Raoom &one-- a ..... Poblks ~ C_ of Sn Laa*a," - Parbade l"lCIapI., prof..." Cbelvadunu MaDopraa -ilo!t 12•Reope F-. POIIOJ'. What"'er Hap~ to CODlIIDrntal"" wltb Puk id poIWcaI ...-. lod~ \1iallieCur lIl. The Roomdtable ....... Is ClHplll IClr'lld bl' the '~Sodal Scien<e f>l\isIoo and the t.:Vi Ell - Departmeot of ea............. tal Allairs and II~ bl' lJW. P professors Kenneth HOO\'or poilU cal .."enee. and . 'orman CIoutJer. e<ononuc:s Oriana Trio to perform Works by Schubert, Beethoven and Mendelssohn will highlight a concert bl' the Parkside resident chamber ensemble, the Oriana Trio. to be performed at 8 p m on Thursday. Nov. 10 in the Commurucation Arts Theater. Tickets. avai1able at the door. are $1.50 for students and sernor Otlzens and $3 for the general public. Members of the Ino are James MCKeever, plano, Ali Forougb, violin and Michael Masters. cello. The program includes Schubert·s Nocturne in E-flat Major. Op. 148. a reflective. lyrical piece typIca1 of Schubert's sIra1ght forward musical style; Beethoven's Trio ID 0 Major. Op. 70. No. I.. a work that has been nidt-named the "Ghost Trio" due to the eone atmospbere of the second movement; and fendelssohn's Trio in D minor, Op. 49, a \1l'tUQ50 work thaI contaIns a "anely of contrasting moods McKeever. a mllSlc profeaor at Parts1de. prev10USIy taught t 'IIurray Slate U........ ty ID Kentuety and bolds master of music and d0ctor of mUSIcal arts degrees from the UDIY.... ty uf CincuIIlaItJ ColJegeCoosena.tory of MUSIC.He has been active as a reoUlJst and chamber mUSlCWl and has had articles publisbed m O:n"ier McK~er's pnncipal teacIler .... the lIOIed Rll5SiaD pedacogue. Olga Conus McKeever also has studJed WIth Leba Gou>- seau of the ParIs C"",emllory and coached ",th Santos Ojeda Foroush. adjunct assistant pr0- f..." at Paabode ..., .- 01 the few vioIJmsts ID the world to study WIth the late DaVId 0istrMh ..... a finaIJJt m the Tchaiko\'Sty ~ IIOIla1 CompeIluoo m. ...... FOo ~ has toured _ orrl>ealns m East and West Germany, HWipl')'. Auslna. !lelcJum. the SovIet l·.-, l'Jw:Mslm-aba Rumaooa. PoIond the Middle East and the R cently be a faculty member I RJ<:e UD..... ly In H too FoI'OUIh performs on the f \1i IIIOlte SIradi.V1 violin of 1718 Masters at Parbde, earned both lor', and _ .t the Julbard School He bas been pruICl. pal ctilist of the At1anlK' a.""b .. Orcbe-.I the Ridunond )'DlpboOf and the F_",I of Two \1iorldl Opera Orcbe-.I m Spolet.o. Ita!)' He IS the editor of 'F.lIeftberJ. Bac:Il:' the aoIo lUI of J 8edl Hio ..... IIIdoIde hnI prw ID the iDlematiolla1 ...no COIIIpotl - of the • tiel m nl, PortupJ H porlorm<d tIIrOIJ&OUItlle l as a nd dwnb<r ntusIC1aD and Is a member aI tbfo • • ATTENTIO ALL STUDE 5"•• 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1984 will be available begjnning Wednesday, November 9, 1983 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION RANGER : Communication Career Days Club Events UW-PAC BSO ........ ed __ ltud ... 1 aDd _ danllc tile four-day perlocl. 11lere .. DO dlIr&e lor ~ _ IiD<e tIliI II • -lIIIil1 ....a ofttnd by WJa. ___ 1Ibd to lip up by Oct. _. 21 ":r.=. IIeIdo 01 IdverIit- .... a 5 5 • tekullkJe. ndkt• ....,. J t .... bt:n. m • riHl MIl adler t wrinboD .... Afte' .-... IlDdeat ftCiIln- -. tile e.- DIy __ wtI <OlIIad IIDdoDII __ tb* 'I"F"'Ob Eyent coordiDators, Karea IAwy, 0lIimwI 271-1444. X3020 IDd LiDdI 1lrowtl. C<>Owmwl, UHllIM will be blppy to ...... er Worn n In Communications. In , pon.sOrlDI Its Innull ear- Doys III order 10 pve _ Slll(\tD to ~e • cloy lJl tbo W 01. prof , .1 ........-- SWd<etI IDIjanIIC lID C"""'!'G"'(tl'oDt will !lave • opportunity t~ ~&p&or. carHr ..... lDdpa ..... _ ....... ~1--.cIIJ· cw.. Doys will f1Ill ~ Noor. H' PartidpotlJll prot "", ... _1* wmen IlId dIfor MllwIut t<IMo'oD IDd ..- 1tl1loIll. tile Ml1wllolU< Joumol IDd Senti... l. lICI'o~ IDd publle bolls......... A milt y _1 Wll< will be '1b< BIad< Student Organization congratulates B. Shade and Gregory Holcomb as wiMers in the lint BSO and Sickle Cell Anemia JeUy Bean Guessing Contest. Shade's guess of 1,108 jelly beans secures for her a first prize of $15. Holcomb's guess of 1,189 entitles him to the $5 second prize. The actual number of jelly beans in the jar was 1,148. Winners should contact Esrold Nurse to pick up their prizes. The BSO thanks all students, faculty and staff on campus lor their participation in helping to make this a successful event. On Wednesday, Nov. 2, the BSO will sponsor a lecture by Mrs. Evelyn Hullum of the Racine Sirkle Cell Foundation in Union 106 al I: 00 p.m. Sickle cell screening will also be available on that day. Future events planned by the BSO include its first dance 01 the year. Please watch for details on when and where the dance will be held and plan on coming out and enjoying the fun with the BSO. UPhysiC8 and Magic" TIle _ Pbysic:I Colloquium is • bit out 01 tile ordinary. IDd sbouId be • _ lor ewsyone. TIle speaker will be ManbIIl Elleostesn from tbo Pb}'sics Departmenl 01 Ridgewood Hich Scbool in Nomdge, 0IiDOis, IDd be will give a program litled "Physics IDd Magic." Yes, it's a magIC show, bul a magic show WIth a poont-d 01 tile trucks dePetld on some basic physical principle. EJleostein has presented his pr0- gram at recent naUonal meetings of tile Amencan Assoc1ation of Physics Teachers, and it has proved to be enormously popolar Plan to attetld. even If you only want to be entertained! 1Il you also learn somelbJDg, that's even better!} "PhJ'ICS IDd Magic" will be given at 3 pm on Friday. ov t8 in Greenqwst lOt Everyone is mvited to attend. TIle uw-PaJtside Association of Communicators will holds its next moetinI on Wednesday. Nov. 9 at 1 p.m. iD Moln 109. Featured at the meeliIlC will be Jill Varik, rejII'e' .... talive from the lntemaUonal AssociItion for BusinesS Communicaton. _ will speak on the benefits tl!at tile \ABC ean provide to communications students. Varik will IIso taIlt about bow the study of communications has helped in hei job at the WisCOnsin Electric Company. The presentation will be an interesting opportunity for students to taIlt with • professional in the communications field. New members are welcome at the meeting. On Dec. 3, PAC will be taking a trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum to see the communicationoriented exhibit entitled, "Sign, Symbol, Script." which traces the development of written communication from crude etchings in rocks and bones to more the modern pnnted and computerized state of affairs. The tour is scheduled for noon and is also open to new members. For more information on the trip, contact David Habbell, 553- 20\7 (CA 224). CPR class offered cert1f>Cllte .,U be awarded al tile succeaful completion 01 the threehour ..... A ....,stntion fee 01 f7 (wtuch an- ..... a -'bootl will be reqwred upon ...... np lor the class U you have tile current wortbool< (\980 edJUOnl. the fee IS only M. U you wou1d like to attend, contacl the Student Health Center. Molinaro DIlS Tbe ludet>1 H lib Cenl.. lD cooperation til the A/DeII<In Red wlI1 be 011...... _ .... k ... CPR ( rdlO-pulmonry resusclutionl c thai Include finl Old lor tho Inl mouth-to·moutb broithlJ'll IDd r CPR II IoU t1lJ deslJn<!d 10 p<epare an ind/YIdual to bIndl ...... genc: .. s untl1 squad am' A SNAP·UWM FEEL CHEAP! ITS A GOOD FEELING! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. $2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-l Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks (bar) $3 Pitchers of Kamakazes $5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S J a game" Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW-Milwaukee is holding the Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention at Parkside . on Friday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5. Registration begins at 4 p.m. in Moln \).\ Level. Admission is free. Plan for the evening board meeting at 6 p.m., a speaker at 8 p.m. and a social at 9:30 p.m. Meetings wiU begin at 9 a.m. on Sat. Voting for a new president will be held Irom 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. Any SNAP-UWM member inter· 'ested in helping out during the con· vention should contact Barb Cornell at 553-9418 or Ann Boyle in the Nursing Advisor Office, WLLC (). 175. The next SNAP-UWM meeting will be Monday, Nov. 7 in Union \04 at 12 p.m. Phi Gamma Nu Members 01 Phi Gamma Nu will be selling tickets Tuesday on Moln Concourse to the Managers' Dinner to be held Nov. 16. Stop by the ticket table and ask questions about this fraternity, which is new to Parkside this semester. The next general meeting will be held Monday, Nov. 7 at \ p.m. in Union 207. Students interested in any area of business are encouraged to attend. IVCF Is there anything in this world you can really count on? It seems the only tl!ing we are sure of is that one day we will die. But there is sometl!ing more than death that we ean count on-the faithfulness 01 Gud. On Wednesday, Nov. 2 Mike Ameri will be speaking on this very topic- "The Faitl!fulness 01 Gud." Intervarsity Christian Fellowship invites everyone to attend. DPMA Excellent sandwiches Data Processing Management Association will hold a meeting on Wednesday, Nov. 9 at \ p.m. in Moln 117. New members are in· vited. IIDlnner for Two" Courtesy of Elmwood Lanes Every Fnday night. Elmwood Lanes will give away a FREE dinner fo two at the fabulous Higgins Hob Nobl Stop in for details-it's so easy to win and you have nothing to lose! Problem solving workshops .There will be lour workshops on Nov. 9 in Union 207 conducted by thinking and problem-solving begin- Don Walter on Blocks to Problem rung Nov. 7 and running Mondays Solving. Nov. 14 in Comm. Arts \29 and Wednesdays, \-2 p.m.. until will be Carol Lee Saffioti speaking ELMWOOD PLAZA Nov. 16. on visual and verbal problem solv- . mg. The last one will be held Wed. U The ::::t workshop will be in Nov. \6 in Union 104 and theipeakLAN E S s.::::'nFilli and the speaker WIll be er. will be Jeff Guyouski on the in math pone, on logIcal. thinking hemstics of problem solving. All 3701 Durand Avenue *****;;;******t.l;d** In the Elm-od~ ~Ing Center : A$~~.!~~R OFBEVERAGE! 554-7175 * PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ T"" e;, .... ...,. Rd. OR llnd Ave. lONe>St., OR _,-. ... eo Hwy. 11 jOW_ Ave.1 ...a- FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER '7" ..... CARL'S PIZZA PWS DINE IN ONLY M SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY ...a-IFORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633 6307 '7" i ii;:i:=:::::::::::::=:::!_:-~~LA~T~llROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE - ~ .....*****************~ ""~~=:;:"~~~~~~;:~;::7:~~~~':7!!!!!~=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7~!!"~_=:;"='~7~. ==="~S.i'lU: Ci!Dsumer'sGuide to Parkside's Eating Places - Part 1 Union food Parkside's bY ... IIeoIIDc .... through the door to 1lllll1quI!e. one is immediately ...... bY lbree unpresslOns - I'l....,s. it's noisy and it's ~ IqIII'e is Parkside's night _. doubles as a bar/cafe- ;; ... tile day. Many students .. II poiDl to spend a lazy af- .-IDtile Square drinking beer ..... socializingor, in rare ... ...,.... . dilf t lilt SqaaIe serves SIX eren .... GI beer: Miller. Miller Lite, 1II1tJ1e, Pabst, Michelob and Sped1111port. Prices range from $.60 IIr • _ size domestic beer to UI far I large cup of one of the IftIIIIIII bnnds. .-P -C-/C) ~~ I. (l)lbr hrrl "'~oppr ~ lpeclal: 25% off cashews WMk of Nov. 3 'Cdlania Mix 'Ucorice Bully 'Maled Milk Balls , MIt Caramels 'Olange Slices • Pecrwt Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters '~nt Kisses 'Rootbeei Barrels 'wBolls 'S!leamint leaves 'SkIIle Mints 'Caamet Targets tCilnamon Discs • Candy Paps • Com Nuts tAIIorted Pelky t AIIoIted Royal •'-led ToI!ee • 8IicIge Mix • 8Imdt Peanuts t Butlerlcatch Discs t Candy Coffee Discs • CaomeI Bully • Chocolate Drops t Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts t~eRaisins t "''''''oIate Stars t JelyBeons • Calamia Mix t Cartbeon Delicacy • ~on Sparklers • IIlnamon Bears , CcrOb Peanuts • Na1ura1 Pistachio 'Iled Pistachio • SpanishPeanuts • Sunnower • r,..~__ s Seed ""'WIlt Food Mix : ~0QurI Maned Milk Balls ..... 0QurI Peanuts best bet The Square also boasts an "international" fast-food menu with seJections that range from Tex-Mex chi1i to Greek gyros or a generic American submarine sandwich which costs $.3S an inch. • Pizzas are also available, but because they are made up quickly on prefabricated crusts that have consistency like cardboard; they are best avoided. The Square's hamburger menu is fairly comprehensive, sporting no less than six varieties of ham· burgers. The most expensive is the baH pounder with cheese at $1.99. The Square was unusually quiet when Istopped in there last Monday afternoon. I ordered a gyro ($1.98) and a large Old Style ($.85). I got the beer from at the bar with oImoot no wait; th<! gyro toot about leD lIliDutos to fix. I ordered the IYro without onions because past erper.-o. has shown that th<! Square's gyros .... variably contain more on-. than meat. and the customer has to remove most of them if he -she expects to remain popuIar the rest of th<! afternoon. What I got was a slice of pita bread piled with lamb and a baU_ tomato slices. The gyro tasted fine, WIth good seasoning. However. a pool of grease formed at one end of the pita belore I got to it. The grease soaked through the bread and Ihad to fInish eating it WIth a forlt. The beer in the Square, ho...-..er. is better than avenge for the delivery system they have. My Old Style was cold and sW1 had a good amount olloam on It. A fneDd who was WIth me. I RIneer slIfter IDd ....." Lote _ (no _, ,.... _ who ,.... .... ) SlId bit beer was ''very averace-" The acoastlcs In! surprisiDc\J poor, coasiderulc u .... designed for bv. musiaI prsfortnallCtS- The baa from th<! over ampIilied jutebo1 bouDced from ... ll to ....u (c:ro'IOd llOISeS In! also amplified) while the IlIgh notes ....... muffled The _ 01 sones on the jukebox couJd also be eJPIR(Ied. u there is more to life than JOID Jett and Michael Ja<bon The predonunantIy bladt. yellow and onnge decor 15 not condUCIVe to good di«esuon Fortunately the bIblmc IIsHoed v.. ~ II .. JI<lIldI)' ......... now...., II a.m 10 II PJIl. IIld I'\'ldoJ II I.m 10 7 P.JIl OIl1le _ __ ..........u-..~ ... the belt ......., ol,_ t'J weII1ft" pued Iood. It ..- thIl ... no more espmII" lIwI ..tiler the ColIee SIloppe ... the UaIOD ~ .... Dt1'ftIdmC .. the _ ol day • the """'" ...... lroIIl IOOd 10 I ...._-- Eocept for the __ the the _, wbidl Ioob like It was desiped bf '( rne! ., wbo .. c0lorblind, the Square is I plI<e 10 speod ID hour two rduiJIc bel..... dunIlc ... Iller cluIea. Three 1tIrs. by dofIult - _.."'~....:::-.,-. of. ,..,gram 7 7l P" ':;:: • :- •• , .' _J ,.fT<"'1Jl ' . .z_ .......<ll pnf. po . .= ~.--=... , -. ut'hfh1t'V"'"9 d. rcdl"IfJO'""'~--- • .' ~. ~. ., t"l'f'r ilU"So on tl1JO: sere" &Snell . 8 Parks ide Play..! "Camera' sees all ",..-c..Io "I Am A <:amon," _ by La V... n,ke. pIoJeI ID !be Coftt. IUIIitatIoIl Arts TbMter last WftIteM. 'Ibe _ labs placo! ill !be ~. before !be rioo 01 HJtIor. 'Ibe local is !be re"_p 01 Cbri5- ......... (Abcftw 1lrbe1) and Sally (1Wl«ca Juhdll. There IS also I ouIlplot lbout J_ pene<tJtiOn and Its effects 00 the bv .. of the ~. 'Ibe IICeD< 11 set In I flat in BerbD '!be 1<\ II _II"'" LO I dlllertill y '!be 11<I" lit deco oreNtecture. 10 popuIIr LO the '301. add5 to tile ploy'. _ and_ ~~ ~Utbenllc lor the' lime LO wbJc:b tile play is set WIldWII tile ploy. 00< leels lrIIIfo ported bod< lDto tblt lim< penod Some 01 tile ~ ore _t wu mOlt imprnslve. Andrew _I played Chrutopber Isb ... • .......I wnter who <D<Is up Iovin& Sally He .... b8jEC! I worm and ...... lI'fe iDdmdUII, 1 liked the c:IlIrI<ter and could idenlJ/y WIth bim Sally IIowIes (1Wl«ca Juhdll is, I tnckJer c:IlIrI<ter. Sbe IS much. like the piq....,t HoUy Gobgbtly from "1lrakfut It TiIfony's " Ju· lldJ ... clebcbUul as Sally E;v<ll lbou&b some 01 the cbander's _ wee I lillie too much, OIl< Iowa .... lor them. Tbe Ieadinc Iody ...u,. <IlhoDces tile play. IiIIrJ IIetb K_ who played !be 1oDdIady. FrauJem Schneider. ... olio good and ber German ae- <ell was very bebevlble. The play's only weakness ..... !be German ae- """ts 01 two cbanct ers - Natabe and Fnlz (Rhonda Gerolmo and &ott Nilesl. Clive Mortimer ..... the mephisto of the play, leadtng Sally and Oms almost to a ..... and wild way of life. &ott Reicbelsdorf did an eocellent job as the lree-wbeebng, fua-lovulg guy. SoUy's moth... was played by Carol Costabile. Sbe accurately protrayed an overbearing moth ... lady to briDC ber daugbter borne from ber presumably _ed way 01 til.. "I Am A Camero" is an <Illrant In tile American College Theater Festinl. a natioDal competition JudctD& universIty students and their theater productions. Two jodces will view the production and judge .... cb students will move to the regional festival in Rockford. Dl. "I Am A Camero" will be performed again this Fnday and Saturday, Nov. 4 and 5 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Tbeater. (fA CONVICTION IS developin~ among Christian college students today. It's a convlctton that says, 'Hey, if other people can assert their beliefs on campus, then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" --Josh McDowell KC 83 " a on~c-in-a-college career experien 'e, Invoh-Ing up to 2'>,000'lUdem, and faculty. Held in Kan a,C!r\, ,\l,,'ouri,from Decemhcr27, 19 1, to Januar} 1, 1984. the conference \I ill imohe learnmg ho\\ to make an eternal mark for Chri,!. Speaker, \1 III mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Elisabeth Elliot • Crawford Lorins IDfCKaatioBal l'4!Ce<!tioe 'or those interested in 8tartiDg c...p... ......cle 'or Christ Monday. Nov. 7. 12:55 p.-. ill MoIiaaro 109. Or caD NIcIc (608)274-3568 for Iaf_tion on Cam- _ Cnuade 'or Christ for KC83. -- ---- KC83- --- --- --- :- - Camr -u,--on I(C • (:amru, Cru'3Jc lor Chm, --- Arro\\head pnn!!, • San BernarJmo, CA 92414 (711 Illlb-'j224.e'l 'jroo A quick peek at Reagan's briefs O.K. Quick Qua. Is GI'l!IIIda: I '!be new Ford two-door for 1984? ~ A c:bIiD of MesiI:aD fast-food restaurants? e A reaUy small isIaDd somewhere "down there?" Sure, you know it now. But bow many of you could ........ tbaf question last week' Both of you? Not bad . What, I ask m,..n. is there in Grenada that a few smaU tbermoouc1ear devices couJdn·t take care of? What are the Marin .. actually doing down there when they could be belter spending their time ge~ting blown to pieces by Iranian madmen in the Lebanon? Imean. the military and the White House teU us that there were two-bllJldred -som e Cubans there at the time. Big flaming deal. Does it mean we invade Miami next? But there .... that massive airfield from which the Royal Grenada Airlorce could launch airslrikes at the U.S. as deep as Jamaica. Let's adJnit it. The Cuban missile crisis this ain·t. •••••••••• But as if the P<Iltagoo thougbt the carIoonists WllUItk.·t bave O!IlOUgbto lampoon now that Wall is out. Grenada is hardly the ouly trouble spot on the globe today. Don't forget that nifty place down there called EI Salvador. Or is it San Salvador? Ilorgel. Anyway. there ustd to be this lillie peuple's revolu· tiOn there. Vou know, wbere a bloodthirsty right-wing dictator gets replaced by a bloodthirsty left·wing dictator in a bloodthirsty civil war. Hell. at least it's more interesting than boll figbts. •••••••••• But anyway, for those of you wbo bave actuaUy forgotten wbat's up in South America. the Ranger now presents what soon will be bailed as a classic of investigative journalism. Ves. our man in Washington has achieved the remarkable. Vou thought the Carter brieIing hooks were big. well, here now is something biller. RomJld Reagan's World Events Briefing Books, as compiled by the CIA so as to be comprehensible by the President of the United States and aU other lower life fonns. •••••••••• South America. The place that's sort of below us, geographically speaking. Sort of between us and the Antarctic. Anyway. our guys tell us that our dictator is beating the beck out nf their dictator. but seeing as there aren·t aU that many people who seem interested in it anymore, maybe we'd better leave it alone for DOW. Can't aduaUy remember the name of the place. anySo It Goes RANGEIl a by John Kovalic way. Dido't the C1ash do a song or something about it! CJre ....... Contrary to first impression, bave now .. termined that Grenada is not in Russia. so the Wbnle operation may have been a bit 01 a waste nf lime. But apart from that, the rest of the deal looks PI!tly good. At least we don't have to worry about a _ sight for Disney World. Lebaaee. Discovered that Lebanon is 004. as snspeeted a new brand of luncheon meat, but is that place ;"rt 01 next to the Jews that keeps blowiDi up our guys. Apparently the Russians are doing something or other somewhere near there, so we'd better leave tht Marines there or at least send some new ones to get blown up in their place. Also it would be advisable to keep them there as the press might find out you reaUy meant to send them to Cuba in the first place. Or was It China? Anyway, at least we don't have to worry about the Vie! Cong. Ha. ha. Europe. For some reason they don't like us OYer there. Goddam ingrates. If it weren·t for us. they'd aU be speaking German. Or whatever it is that they spook in aU of those Godforsaken lice holes of countri .. 01 theirs. AU we want to do is put a couple of missil .. over there anyway. What. do they want os to get bombed flat or something? And anyway they aU smeU funny and eat stupid foods. Maybe we sbould just invade th.... or s0mething. RussIa. Let's invade them, too. CbiDa, UnfortumJtely. we can't invade these ,.no. guys yet since they want to buy a whole buncb 01stull from us. But that's by-the-hye. Just remember Itllle next press conference that Red China is the p1ace we're supposed to bomb soon to keep them in their lit· tle yellow places. But don·t tell anyone. Remember to differentiate between the Chinese and the Vietnamese. Not aU Oriental races should be referred to as "gooks." Africa. Vou really should visit this place sometime. I don't think the Africans regard your official tOI1l1lto Harlem as good enough. Anyway. you won·t have to remember names or anything. as tbey all sound the same anyway. Just mwnble something and take care not to call the President of Zimbabwe a "mighty line looking buck." We still need the black vote. Along which lines. perhaps you should think about ....,.tablishing slavery after the 1984 election. There are so many goddam little two-bit republics here, no one would notice if we invaded a few. Classifieds MOllY: BOW'S the bwnpy pHlow. Watch out for the missing English Muffin Loaf. WIlA T WINKS and goes to see a man about a horse1 Get you a quarter. KEITH H., where did you hide the bones'! Sp. St. KEITH R., bave some chicken. it's on us!! gp. St. JEFF, WAlT till the semester is over Thurs. Oct. 20 MO~ AND Dad Ranger, we want a raise in our allowances. The Kids KIDS! WE'U double it. okay? CAROL K. Love your glasSes and your spelling' K&K FEATURE EDITORS ought to be impaled. SWEETNESS, I expect an "uncluttered" personality in your new abode. AU SMlJRFS co~e.toget,ber, plan to ~w tJ!~~dear '(ede.ran.Of) WHIT! GOOD food, wine and Sinatra! Who could ask for anything more? (I can.) KATE, LUKE and Robert are friends again. Joey. MARILYN B. To a nice person and a great friend! Joey. STEVE VASY puts his feet on backwards in the morning. ROBIN H. Q: Cute feet-A: another name for luck??? KAREN: YOUR fuzzy mustache drove me banans. P. H. HUMANOIDSUNITE!!! Rid the world of those photographic scum. m, BRUCE. Step forth. Your sunrises will be your sunset. J & D Enterprises: AUen J. confidence is groWing.Love you; D. CB~ USERS: Please cJq,s~out your ac. .~!ll)l¥io.orr! •• ..•.• . - ..... . ... YOUR SPACE or mine?? Comm 220 ..Workshop, 5;30 p.m. Monday, Nov 7. 1983, Ml28. Organizational Commumcations-Group 12. PARTY nos weekend...at the Mil· waukee Holiday In.. Ask for K&J Brmg your own Crisco, kids eat free JOHN P.- General Hospital forever~! Joey. TO WHOM it may concern: This is tht last classified of the week, so read the rest of the paper now. CERTAIN INDMDUALS in QueSt Thankx for the touching good time Massuer. RICK AND ROBB ...thanks for the _1ft -ent'- space. What time is the giU<l0<:. Jenny PHOTOGRAPHERS UNITE!! OY.... , tbr throw the Meyer Reign. Rule Ranger. ftt award-winning movie, '~An ..... GenUeman." is the =IlIm this week. It will be illUnioD Cinema today at 3: I,.. Friday at 1 p.m. and 7:30 IDd SUnday. Nov. 6 at 7:30 ~.jdmiIiiOn is only $1 for Park- =-...... and $1 for guests. ftiI illIIOlher great movie spon- _~ PAS; be sure not to miss l Jles\ week's movie is "Tbe ..... ,,_~ thai A Time?" t********* .... 1IIain stage produclion. 1 .. , c.on. win be performed ... III weekend in the CornmuIiIlIIIIl Arts Tbeater. Perform- _11'I118 p.m. on both Friday. ,.. ._ saturday. Nov. 5. Ad- _ lilIrels are available at the lliII IIf«malion Center and at ItJIll Arts Division office. ********** 111I........ free movie, sponsor- .... AS. Is "My Unle ChIcka- ·,lliIIbe shown on Tuesday, .. II 7 p.m. in the Union ********* .... _ WiI1iIrd of UW-Madi- •• be <lIIIlIucling the Social IlalIIdlIhle this week. The .... Isentitled "Nuclear Weap- •• 1iIsIIIuJ Deleuse." It win IIW.lIoaday. Nov. 7 at noon IIu.. 108 and is open to the _. 10 cIIarIe. **.******* ,.. IInIp fibn Ibis week is "'" '" .-..n." It win be shown ~ Sunday in the Union Tlctets for the Foreign ...... Ilriea will be available at the lIlr 8uDday's showing. tt* ••••• ** AIIttare in Corom. Arts 129 by :"- Ted Cohen of the University 1 ~win be on Tuesday. Nov . ......... He win talk on "Unfair ..... An informalional discus- 0.::libplaee at 7 :30 p.m. in ... Arlo 233. Both events are .. open to the public. t •••• **** • .::: ·w called "Domestic Vio- __ Will be beId at noon on Wed· ,.. 8 in Union 106. The !'IIld this seminar are Judy ~Of Women's Horizons, ... ~'lSIl<1 of Women's HeIr,......" and Kevin Hamber- ~ -l'sJ<hologist, at South· tliIlii. Wlscaaiin Family Practice !J~ ':.!.~wbicb is sponsored !'t':'::""'- Hea1lb office and ~ Is &ee and open to by Rick Luebr RL: 0. ,.. pIu 10 .... --- --. 011 drIIIIoc'! WC: What's thaI? • RL: TboI' ........ III tIot 011__ pules IMdId platfo..... .... *ill Mop IloI<s Ie ..,. .. _ 011. WC: Ob. come on RL: M. seriouIy. WC: You're J lr)'Ul& to tnck me Oil from the ground' E>-.ryone mows that ol1 comes from those little cans at tbe Mobil SUtiOD You're PIIll to bave to try banIer tbao that; I'm too smart r )'OU' RL: Yes, sir. De )... U'", uy odlorplul? WC: Yes I'm gotD@ to au_ the stnp lllIIWli 01 Pearl Baile)' and ... ·re gotD@ to flatten the Ilo<:tIa RL: ny _ 1M l\octieI? WC: Colondo needs more part. ing. Also, ... ·re gotD@ to start cIotbing l1J those WlId BIlImals. 1 meall. really. rwmin& U'OUDd Wr.e thai ID front of lIS God-feannc estemen You kn.... I .... a God·feanng William Clark is our new secretary of the Interior. The former nalional security advisor was picked to replace James Watt. I recently had an opportunity to interview Mr. Clark and ask him about his new job. RL: Isee. Do )_ hive U)' plus yet for cle,,'eIopmeal of OW' 1aDcI? WC: Yes. as a matter of fact. I do. 1 plan to offer the use of, uh, you mow. those bunches of tree things. RL: Forests? WC: Yeab, that's .1. forests. Well. anyway I plan to offer them for use as MX DUSSlle bases I mean, those Pinko Russkies would never think of a missile base being in the middle of a. urn, what <lid you call them again? RL: Forests. WC: Right. forests I'n have to remember that. RL: Do YOOU •• Illy plus 10 .... pnIing off-sbore driIIiJtg? WC: What? RL: Mr. Clark. do you feel you are qualifIed for the job as Secretary of the IDlerior? WC.: Of course. I feel that I am the most qualified person available. RL: Whal makes you qualified? WC: I've seen every episode of Wild Kingdom and I've read many Sierra Club pamphlets. Anne Statham joins faculty Continued from Page 4 women in general. - There are people who have stud· ied women in different kinds of occupations, such as steel working, nursing and a variety of other professions. "We're going to pull all of our findings together and see wbat women in different OC'Cupations have in common." says Slalham "We bope we can say oometIung that makes people more apprecialive of what women conlnbute to the work force because of their special experiences, and more aware of the strengths we bave." _._·t,..,..· RL:I ..... -.....L.. WC: ADolI>er LIun& Secwtty ID the _ IS too Iu. Irom_ .... l1J .......... w\lI any ID cuels Yoa can't be too careful.,..,.. 1lDow. _ 01 _ smaU lurry ..... 1lIn!I .............. spies DId,..,.. IlDow that' RL: ......... __ • WC· EIpea,n, _ red oquIr. rea. _ lr1ISled 'om AIIn. l1J _ w\lI Oy ~ rupt pollls; don't I them taklDc . 101pbolocrapbs 01 our toP *"'... staIlabons. DOW, do .... ADd _ other tIwlc .. AI Ibis pomt. Mr. a.rtt _ led .'OJ by an lOde wbo.. ! 1 10 pe tum cbocoIale ..... IDd ". _. 1 don'tllDow about ,..,.., but I'm I1Id ... fiJWIl' hi... • Seerellry 01 tb. Inle.,or wbo -. whal be'. doone When you do It. do •• 'ICh Sry~ HftIm1an' (lId ~. Pun> bn-wed. full)' K~ h a tastI' thal111Jl, )'011 a"''3)' takr It worthwluko - maU It Old Sf) \co Oa Tap at Uaioa s.,u.u. c c...... e.- .. ~(_ • 1. TIia"', Net ,..... 3,1113 TF:;:h::e=F=u:::DD==P::a::p;:::e:irCaper I . WI-N TI-lAT'S ME --·1 THINK(HI LOOKING fOlt .0.1.\ OUJER ""MA~ YOUNG LAD'(. YOUNG- 1,.At1'l' I-lE.Ll~--·I'VE SEEN INORKING- THE COMIC PAGES SINCE 1l-lE '20'S Wild Life Bor 010 Tl-tt cmi€l'! 1/1I"-0 TIl f:" 6U,. Li 1lI€: l'I?FS Ic>£IJT OF -me /110" fbW€"f?t0L Ivl\nOu OI-.l EllRn; .ntE" PRE $..suRi" ,",UST BE PflCrvOME:">.JI'lL. AND ANiwA'!'. I J0S' ~T BElIEVE" 1lI€"60'( 's Po- ltm\ L- 1-10T - I'l-__~ HCAO£DCowc30Y WAR 1'\0NUEl!'. o o Berge's Bit GOOD EVENING. 1l4IS 15 PHIL MOST, WElC.QM. ING '1\)lJ TO SUNOAY '-..!!.,GHT THEATRE. VTONIGHT'S FEATURE IS "gRAD MEETS THE 1'EAC.HER CREATURE FROM CENTRAL CEMETER,Y," 5T~RRI NG BRAD BRADY." .:M::IS:::S~'fIIIl1-+t UTWHILLE.R, ~ AND LORI ...J ........- PETERS. o - so JUST REMAIN AC)! EFP AND WE'LL BEGIN iHIS' C~SS1C lHRILLER ••• " ".. ,~."... ~ '..'..... "" = S!! The times they aren't a changin' by Nick Thome The drinking age is going up Some college students are con~ cemed. I myself, being Over 19 couldn't care less. In fact, why not raise it to 21? "Oh," I hear you griping. "21? Is that guy nuts?" No, this guy isn't nuts! He's just fed up with meeting under-aged girls who sneak into bars. If the drinking age was 21, the chances 01 my picking up a twenty. year prison term would be greatly reduced. The girls would still sneak into the bars, under the new drinking age, but at least they would be OVer the age of consent. While we're on the subject 01 restricting young people's right>, maybe we could get the mandatory draft reinstated. Why not? The Marines need a few more good men. IC there were more Marines Ronnie could open up a few rno~ shooting galleries on the remaining continents. He could take over a few more tiny islands and turn them into tourist traps. You know, those film clips they send us look really lamiliar. They remind me of the !lim clips I watched from Vietnam when I was young. Will they never learn? The media puts you right on the front line. What year is it anyway, '65? It can't be '65. In '65 there were hippies, rednecks and protesters, We still have the rednecks, but where have all the hippies gone? Where are the protesters? I guess it's true, the limes they aren't a-changin'. Patronize Ranger Advertisers FIRST !UTlONAL BA'K or Kenosha DOW,nOW,\' ,"An OffiCE AlTO BUK %4·001 R Tt:LUR BRISTOL LE,\SA~T PR,URIt:' SOllERS Phon" 6~8.2331 t1n.BI.'H nne liI=-~~!!!!!~~!!!!!~::~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I~I!!!!!~"""'==:i':NG:u=....~~S,:IIIJ:. Basketball team gears up for ., Mort FeidmaDD ... netting four top freshmen .. two blghJy-touted transfer play- .. 11IO the men's basketball proParkside head coach Rees Coo was not content to rest on 1lU~' Ib' was he going to let his team ....,. ItIS-84 Ranger squad has .. JII*'llcing three hours a day, _ days a week since practice ...... piling ready for the season .. Nov. 21 at UW-oshkosh. "I ... we can be one of the '" IlIIDoIs in the state to go to the ilWA) lDUm8Dlent," said Johnson. "It 1ft in great physical shape • 1ft gelling tougher." MiIIDn. in his second year at ........ is coming off a 14-16 seaX·Country m4kes good ,,",wing men's and women's teams made a good Saturday, but neither tD the nationals. The .. lIItjjRleIm placed third with 99 of to teams. The men against 21 teams and with t60 points. _ ran very well but Mi'I.",*" the national competi- ........ Driscoll came in ninth, • ~::- runners are the • qualify for nationals. The .. placed as follows: .. ~, 17; Sarah Heitl. I;"Rupert. 26; Karen Jacob- ~ .. Sbari Reynolds. 43; and -fImaoo·61. +,.,. to qualify for t~e men's ;",.." ;hip, the team had to -lIiinI or be one of the top -- -..... One of Parkside's -.. dill make it to the NCAA Divi8~nshiIrTim Renzel- - JIIaeed second. "Tim ran a -'0 - and I'm happy he made IIId coach Lucian Rosa. ,:,:,c Kapheim placed fifth. ~ is DOl going and it is heart- ~ It said Rosa. "He came in ........ not running for five AI' I bow in my heart he's an --ita taliber runner." tIt'De '-er who came in third ....... Ieaun and 28th overall was -1IiIIer. "1lIcb also ran a good ::-0 IIld Rosa. "The other guys ......... after him could have &!' .. With him, and we IDlght -1IlIeD fourth." said Rosa. lie ... added. "We ran a good i:-:'~bad a good chance Its for the team, bUI we ~ '- who IS g"mg to na- . " ..,..,., . son, but with a good recruiting year, the team 15 on the rise with youth. Johnson nabbed Kenosha's Salem Central forward Ron Zeihen and Indiana's leading rebounder Eric Juratic, who was an honorable mention high school All-American in the recruiting race. "This year's freshmen are an outslanding group," Johnson said. "They are the future of Parkside basketball and are willing to work hard." Transfers Stan Cameron, from the College of the Desert by way of BYU. and Dave Sergeant from Blackhawk Junior College will join with returning upperclassmen Brian Diggins. Darryl Jackson and Eric Womeldorf to form the backbone of the team, season "I'm very pleased with the way the upperclassmen are playing," Johnson said. "They have all unproved in confidence and strength. I'm expecting a lot from them this year. "Eric Womeldorf bas an excellent chance to be an academic AllAmerican," said Johnson. "He's coming on really strong since last season. Brian Diggins has a chance to be All-American if he can have a good season." The new players combined with experienced returners will help the Rangers as they face a tough schedule. playing six of their first seven games on the road. Parkside has their hands full with an assortment of NCAA Division D and Division 1 tearns. SCHBDVLB 1983·84 UW.PARKSIDEHOMESCHEDULE All games al 7:30 pm (except Ranger Classic) Nov 26 UW LaCrosse Dec. 14 Milwaukee School of Engineering Jan. 3' 4 Ranger ClaSSIC UW MIIWaU"'ce UW Eau CIa-tIP' lake'and UW PlatteVille Northeastern illinOIS Roosevelt University Indiana UlPurdue U Chicago Slate U LeWIS Untverslty Loras College Northprn Mlt"hlgan U III,nOIS InSlltute of lechno1ogy Jan 7 Jan 14 Jan 28 feb 2 feb 11 feb 14 feb 16 Feb 20 feb 23 "It's hard fUldu>g good teams to play when you're not WIth a conference," Johnson said "You lose the bome and away senes but we're going agamst some talent this year." wards the tDd 01 the year. Irs ruc:e not to travel", mucb and .......... rest." '!be lelIm WIll Deed their !'lit since Jotu.oa J'IIDlI • coastaat ~ liolI 011_ and press after _ basket on_ ''We try to forte the other lam to make mlstlk .. .' ... said • 'lbere is a Iugber Jl""'ODtaee shot 011the defense. and we are Iookinc for that advantaee:' Joluuon is anclec:ided aD Ius starting live.but ... wtII carry IIon the lelIm. "We hope to ... a cIftp team tIus year. I'm reoIIy Iootmc forward to the start. We have an excitiDg team, a team thaI can do lhmgs. I"m prepared to WID a lot of games:' Among the DiVISion , teams are Western DliDolS, which was 20-11 last season, and UW-Green Bay. Strong Division D teams include Lewis (20-10). UW-8tevens POIOI (26-4) and Chicago SCale. which was ranked number nme in the NAIA with a 28-5 mark. The Rangers end wilh seven home games in their last 10 I:lurinl: that time they will try to sharpen their skills for a bopeful tournament bid. '" would rather start the season on the road." Johnson said. "To- $5 for 11 Games! Special Student Advance Season Ticket Sale tor UW-Parkside Basketball Ends Nov. 18 o Maximum 2 •• a.on tick.t. per .tud.nt .v.lI.ble wiltI I,D. card only at Phy Ed Bldg., 8 .m to 4 pm, M-F, $10 aftar Nov. 18. o Includes all 11 r.gular .e •• on home g.me. (Ranger Classic •• clud.d). Th81·. just 45 c.nt. a gam.' o Non-.tud.nt adult •••• on lIck.t. ju.t $10 for 11 r.gular .eason hom. g.m.s unlil Nov, 18, • .aving of 58 from the regular .eason ticket prlc•. Just 91 cents a g.me. o Purcha••• Junior Ranger membership lor .ny child 12 or younger for only $2, which i. good lor ALL 13 hom. gam.s. a fr.e Rang.r Bear T·shirt and. Junior Rang.r 1.0 card. ThaI's just 15 c.nts a gam•. o Cholc. of r.s.rv.d .eats on th. team .id. or gen.ral admi•• ion on the pre ••• ide, o Ch.nce to win $100 by m.king • shot from h.If-court, E.ch g.m. 3 people will h.ve 2 chsnces to .Ink th. "Long Ranger." o Free admission to Union Squ.r. lor liv •• nt.rt.inm.nt ett.r the gam•. o Th•• peci.' e.cit.m.nt of colleg. be.k.tball. colorful ch.erl •• der., roving Ranger B•• rs, Junior R.Ii9er Club activlti ..... o Th. best in Division If bask.tball as R... John.on·. powerful R.ngers .et th.lr sighla on th. n.tional tournam.nt in K.n .. s City. ACT NOW: This offer ends Nov. 18. Mastercharge and VISA available. la sifieds For ale • ..~= COD I You bo• • DJI. IIEEr af ~ FndIT "",.... .1 .... 1 H __ ,#tpI c.JoiIII '! LO'VED 8AJONG WTnI y·"'OU......AU.-:D4Y nuDAV" EllT wru. • WIU11l'tG IOOJllI wmt ,. CJlOCJQJI TWIllS Ilaln1L OR IS 11L\ T T1IE ClIACll· IIInrEl'lS'J .f. 100 JUliO!" BIlUNDA..,. _Id .......-- r-1I ..,...,... c. s ........ _ .. tII -.LY, GET_....-- '10 tall< _ .......... You',,- _ ' DoI.... IiRI-....cJ 5 TWJNS: The era of the exSEUVRT __..... Today mailbox· ......... IIshIW .. ~· ,.--. the world. After all. es. tonlorrow .• _ ... F. S. o. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1bursda October27 1983 • Universi of Wisconsin-Parkside United Council Impeaches Scott Bentley by JeDDie Tunkieic:< News Editor An investigative cornm.ittee was formed Aug. 20 to probe three allegations. The official charges against Bentley, as oulliDed by committee members, cite failure to act in the best interest of studenls of the UWSystem, failure to provide a yearend report, lack of accountability and/or ac<:essibility to General Assembly delegates and member schools, failure to call a special meeting as petititioned by a quorum (7) of member schools, failure to provide mootbly staff reports to General Assembly delegates and failure to uphold and enforce the UC by-laws. A bearing of the General Assembly, which is comprised of delegates from member schools, was called Oct. 16 at Stevens Point to further examine the charges. Bentley was invited to address the situation, but be was not present. The General Assembly met again OCt. 22, 23 and 24 in Superior to take action on the charges against Bentley. At this meeting a letter was read to presidents and directors which was reportedly Bentley's letter of resignation. Jeanne Buenlter-Pbillips. Parkside's student government president. said. "(Bentley) tried to put aU the blame on the .. ecuuve board. r.e. student government prOSldents. In !be last paragraph. the letter states that be will resign only If we compensate him Obviously. we are very upset with that and many people at the meeting saw it as blackmail." The letter contains no signature or indication of the author. "How ...... we to know be even wrote this? We decided not to accept (the letter) because of !be fact that it wasn't signed." added BuenlterPhillips. Therefore, Bentley's alleged resignatioo was not attepled but unpeachment proceedinp began un. mediately and be was of~Uy d - missed as presldellt The General Assembly voted to interpret Its by-laws and designated !be present meeting as the nest meeting of !be lIIRIIlbly. A motion passed ~211 to begin presidential election procedures imJ:nedilIteI Two of Parbide's four ddep voted opinst !be mouoo because ...... felt we t>eeded time to lind out CoDtlallH 011 Pace f After several months of discord .-Ideliberation, the United Cound) of University of Wisconsin Studeal Governments (UCl ousted Pl8IdeDI Scott Bentley. TIle OOIItroversythat led to last ,,*'1 events began this summer .... Bentley was investigated by • seeutive committee to deter- • dlarges of alleged misconduct .. misuse of UC funds. TIle orpnization is supported by U of ... 13 UW-System campuses ad .. funded hy a 50 cent per studill per semester fee collected ...... at member schools. ..... UC Executive Director Tadd 11leissen prompted the investIpIIaa of Bentley. He accused Scott Bentley Bentley of misusing funds to pay his personal parking fines, exceeding budget aUotmenls on a UC trip by $373, spending $1000 per month on UC Mastercard and several counts of misconduct. Activity hour studied by Ken Me)'U The thr'ee-year-<lld activity hour from \-2 p.m. every Meeclay, WedDeOday and Friday is currently being studied by !be University Coaunittee to dim· mine if It would be advantato change !be activities' =- and/or times The activity bour .... instituted in Seplembor 1lIlIO by !be __ aDd StudeDt Life in order to promote gnater partlcipatioll in various departmenls' and orpnizatioos' evellls and meetIDp. Univenity Committee memben agree that the activity boor IS a good tIunc to have, but tbeJ questlolllf it Ichedu1ed in !be best \*Sible way. Peter Hoff said that !be ~ liVity boar was formulated In a 5; ~' since the bad DO input in an iDlIe that _ .............. Hoff said that !be activity boar crates problema mabIII profeaol s' telocbinI ICbeduIes and ICIlednlinI dIs'ooms. Be aIoo said \bat it _ c'- "1would like to reassure the student body that United Council, with the removalof Scott Bentley, has begun the process of solving its internal problems." --Jeanne Buenker-Phillips PSGA President y Halloween the ger staff ~----------------------- I Activity Hour Survey I10order to secure a '""'P'q of stDdeat ...- em wllat, If _,., k. sboold be chanced about !be MWF 1-2 p.m. activity boon, pBoe lID out this 5WVe'Y and return it to the Rqer office, or drop It k _ of the PSGA suggestion bolles. I. Do you feel !be current activity boar sboold be chanced' I -Yes- 0 2. U yes. whidl days and times would be !be best? Days:._ ---------- 1 ~: I Name:: 1 _______ . . .J _..-II!!!!II!!!!!III!II!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!IIII!!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!!II!!!!I!I!!!!II!III!!!!!!!!!I11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1---- IL..=L=..=e-=..tt=..=e-=-r=-.s·_to~th--:.,e-E-d-i t_o_r_---11 Why pay to park -pt. 3 2 Tbanday, October %7,1183 Students apathetic To \be Editor: I would like to introduce myself: 1 am a freshman, a husband and a father, I must also introduce myself IS member of lbe majonty-lbe 98.2 percent of lbe student body that did not vote in lbe recent PSGA elections. I realized that lbere were only six candidates running for a possible nine Senate seats SO lbere was no real reason to vote; but lbe Iaclt of candidates and lbe subsequent voter turnout reveal an alarming fact: lbe student body is otremely apathetic, When ~ussmg this sad state of affairs, an upperctassman joked wilh me, saying: "Welcome t~ ParUide!" BeIng a very non-traditiOnaI student myself, I understand lbe pressures and responsibilities that face many of lbe students here at Parkside; but being a non-traditiona! commuter student body IS all \be more reason lbat we should be concerned about and get involved in \be deciSions and processes that affect each one of us every single day we are here. I round out that lbe next PSGA meeting is going to be held on Thursday, Oct XI in Molinaro 0134 at 8:30 p.m. I plan to attend. It IS open to everyone. I hope I am not alone. Joseph Vignieri Winter Carnival committee begins work The Winter Carnival committee met for lbe first lime Monday and elected Valerie Olson chainnan and Chris Hammelev secretary. There are slill open seats on lbe committee for any student interested in planning this year's Winter Carnival. Interested students should contact either Buddy Couvion or Marilyn Bugenhagen in Union 209 or attend lbe meeting at noon, Oct. 31. The carnival's theme will be selected at lbe meeting, and lbe activities' lime-line will be discussed'f!\~~,. ........, ... ....... ~~~·i~~:'·~;·~~ ...,.._.;...:.....;"'-.. .,.-.....:~•.. • . . .. Marines: ' brave and lonely To lbe Editor: For lbose of you who haven't read the previous articles in this series, there is a grass roots level movement on campus to stop paying exhorbilant fees to leave your car unattended in a prairie. We have discovered that our chief of campus security bas an "If you ignore it. it will go away," attitude, He and his stalf of ticket issuers are not good for much else than the narrassment of students. I would like to thank lbe students who by discussion of this problem were able to infonn me that Iwas attacking lbe wrong man by attacking Brinkman. Although Brinkman doesn't deserve a staff and he's ineffectual (he can't even defend himself in the paperl), he is notlbe one who instiluted lbe parking policy or set lbe rates. Al Guskin is accountable. You should consider yourself on the carpet before lbe students. Al Guskin! We still want to know what is done with our money. The American Revolution was fought and won over pennies, not dollars, under similar circumstances! Again Isay "thank you" to those of you who are behind me in this effort to stop extortion on campus, But lbe fight hasn't yet begun. Keep people aware. Citizens of Kenosha (citizens, not students) are behind us. Racine citizens will be. too, if made aware. Discuss strategy and know the issues: (1) Not enough space; (2) inadequate bus service; (3) Exhorbitant rates: (4) Harsh punishment: (5) No alternatives. To lbe Editor: To lbe brave Marines in Lebanon from an ex-Marine: My lbanks to a brave group of men who are doing a lonely job. I hope when you come home you don't getlbe welcome home of lbat of lbe Vietnam vets. I hope the United States bas realized what a mistake lbey made with us. I know a lot of you are there because you were just sent and you really don't want to be there. It's time lor the President to get off his can and do something and stop the murder of Marines. My heart hangs very heavy for your loss of friends and comrades. I hope there are fewer deaths than those of Vietnam. We-need a reason for being in Lebanon that makes sense to all of us-the quicker the better. I hope someone can explain why our men are dying in a fight we don't really understand, but are ordered to fight. But there is no way we can just pull out DOW. "Sorry, Men." From One Marine to Others. Paul E. Johnson Parking issue old complaint To lbe Editor: Do we, as the student body. have to read this garbage about parking? For lbe last two weeks. it bas been lbe same lbing. As a student. I think it is gelling a little old-the same old thing over and over. To lbe students who started all of this I have one thing to say: Pay the lag and forget it. Let's get on with school. We are all adults. Paul E. Johnson, M, A. Davis. WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chernouski, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddata, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS RobbEichhorn. ToddHerbst. Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- • •••~=iiiiiiiiiiii::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.::::::::::::fj:q~.:K:ar~e:n:T~",:nd:e:l.~G:a:ry~Za:lO:ka:r~,::::::::::::: --------:: .. Ken Meyer Ed~tor Jennie Tunkieicz News Ed~tor lohn Kovalic ....•.••...................................•... Feature Editor Michael Kanas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks _Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak ...............••.•.............. Asst. Business Manager R(Jnger is written (Jnd edited by students of UW_Parkside ancl they (Ire solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlent. Published ,every Thursday during the (lcademie year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is orinted by the Racine Journal Timel. . All correspondence should be addressed to, Porkside ,Ranger, Umver· s;ty of Wisconsin·Porkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, W,s. 53141. ed telters to the editor wdl be accepted if typewr,tten. double·flx)C on standard size paper. Letters should be less Ihan 350 words and must be signed with (I telephone number included for veri'ication purposes. Names will be withheld 'or valid reasons. Deadline for klters is TVfilsday JO a.m. for publicatian TlKJrsdoy. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing folse and defa(flOtory content. WeD Day, a bealth fair \bat provided he Itealdt 1af0l'lDAtt. aMIU ...... t P ....... .,.-~ Ott. 11. Forty diHerelit lIH\Ikes were offered, ~ bIoolI ~ dIleeb. ......-e. Well Day beutDg aDd slckle-edl ICfUDiDp. Peer Support reorganizes ., M WbII11ey Nielsen B ""1'1 25 and need help IQ Peer Support is there " IIIp JllU. Poor Support, an organization ~ designed for non-tradiIDIIllIIdonts and problems they IIIJ -.16 began four years '" bod didn't become a major or- ...... lDllIl 1981. Tbil year's president, Pam Brooow..i. IIid one 01 Peer Sup- ,,"'1 IIlIjor problems is that the Ip' 'iDa Is in a transitional peIlld. Loa year'. president graduat- ~ ':.,. Support is reorganizing Iftaawen Slid that this reorga- .... Will lake a tremendous ... ClIliIIIe and they're still de- ::-c ..b1cb direction they .~ GrpnIzation to go. - lblnp are changing and :' .:::e.m slaying the same," ~~ problem according to lid II the lack of members .... IlIIIateen. She said adults ......, bled time because of tWIlo~' making it diffi· nor. 'Olunteen. ....... sre approximately 25 lit ' bat Brouwers said "we .. ':fJ dItennining our member· ~ laid there are two !Ioo. 1Ilomhert-active and inac· IIlrs ~ _ben are volun· .. ""- ~ IUCh things as man , lllUDseI on a regular ""':.. f1I various committees, ~ I!IeIses or work on ori· -.....,.:. In<oming non·tradi- ~ -beTs are the stu1o,J"1Ie Ileed the support but ... ~_sbo: can't volunteer .. ~time. ~ 0Iie IJlODSors many ae- ~ 0/ the major focuses is S !Gr - non-traditional .. ... 'flee m 10 orienlalinns .........1Qdomie year-Ihe next !Gr Nov. 10 at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Ill. There are staff and other non-traditional students present to answer questions. Peer Support also has a major program each semester. A seminar on domestic violence will be held Nov. 9 from 12-2 p.m. in Union 106. The event is co-sponsored by the Student Health Cenler. The speakers are: Judy Arnold, the director of the Kenosha Women's Horizons; Stephanie Hansen, director of Racine's Women's Resource Center; and Kevin Hamberger, clinical psyebologist al Soulheastern Family Practice Center. Peer Supporl generally holds meetings the fourth Wednesday of every month. The next meeting is Nov. SO and the topic 01 discussion will be energy conservation. The tentative schedule has alcohol abuse as December's lopic and dis· abilities to be discussed in January. "We want the basic philosophy 10 stay the same-to make people in the organization leel as if they belong, bul we need the visibility on campus," said Brouwers. "It will all work oul. We just need the lime and organization to do It·· I , Odeller n,1JI3 Blood donations The Blood Center of Sootheast· em WlSCOIl.Sin will bold the Paltsi· de Fall Blood Drive Tuesday, 'ov, Ilrom 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m, in Union 104. This is a wal1<-in blood driveappointments are DOl necessary College donors are atremely im· portant to the Blood Center AI>" pro:<imately 400 pints 01 blood must be col1ected ~ery day In order to keep the supply in SoutheasteT1l WISCOIISin al adequate levels Aboot 80 percent of these DOltscome !rom moIlI\e blood drive. sucb IS the Campus Crusade conference Graham, a worldwide symbol 01 evancehsm. bas I""ead>ed the Qujo. !ian messace to more people Ibon anyone eIIe in Iustory 1D _ yalI his ministry, lIIUal1y 10CIII0d OIl oty crusades. bas aIJo tDcIoded successful meetmp It sucb 1IlUftT· slUes IS Harvard, OI:Iord and the UaiVenlly of North CarohIla Other speakers include popular Christian wriler.Jecturer E1isabetIJ Elliol Grea; DaUu lbeolOCical 8emiDary prolessor Howard Headrick.!. I nalioaIU,.knoWD radio speaker; welllmowu speaker • aulbor Josh McDowell, of Campus Crusade; and crawford LontU. .. liona\ direct<r of the "Here's Life, IlIadi: America" miDIsIry of Campus Crusade. 0pIl0DaI semloar topics will ... cIude _ on love, praJer, '"" and daliDC, ..... to beciD a penonaI miDistJy 011 "",,', campus. and _ en. Coot of the coofermce. acconhnc to Hayes, will be ..-;, jnehMti,. IodcinIllor live Dights, DOIH'efIlDd. bIe reglSlnlion fee of $25, all conlermce malenals and two coocerts. Further informatiOD is available by wnting: Campus <Zusade lor am.t. KC 83, AIteolion: Matt Sanden :I&«l. Arrowhead Sprinp, San 1IemardJDo CA 92414. Campus Crusade for Christ pr~i. denl Bill Brighl and evangelist Billy Graham head a list 01 well known speakers scheduled to address "KC 83," a national conference for ~tudents to be held in Kansas Cily, Mo. in lale December. Conference director Dan Hayes said thai planners expect some 25,· 000 college and universily sludents, college-bound high school seniors and others to attend the evenl, which Campus Crusade is. sponsor· ing. More than 7,000 regIStrations have already been received, be added. Iional KC 83 wiD be the firsl na conference for students .that the inter-denominational numstry ~ held since il sponsored the JD8SS1ve EXPLO '72 conference ~ Dal1as In 1972. Thai ""eol, in which ~t and Graham also played key ro , drew approximately 80,000 studeD~ and others to Dal1as for .a weel< 0 training in Christian dlsClPteshiP e\ism an~~w.:.ed that the leader· ship 01 the organization's CamPUS Minislry, which normally hosls around 10,000 college and umv:i sily sludents each year In=°and conferences between ChriS this New Year's Day, deCIded thai year was an appropriale lime to Crusade at UW-P? Campus Crusade lor Christ is try. ing to organize a chapter 01 its or· ganizalinn al Parbide. A meeting is scheduled al 12:55 pm. Frida" Oct. 28 In Molinaro 108. Campus Crusade correolly bas 10 to 15 chapters iD WISCOIlSin, includIng Madison, ~, Eau Claire, Oshkosh and MaIquette. bring studeols together iD a sillg1e tional event. na"Frank\y, we are c:onvtnced. that this coofereoce will help iCJIiIe a spirilu.al revohllion amOD8 stadeols that could help alter the course of historY " said JloIer RandaD. din!Iotor of' the Campus ~ and architect of the KC 83 gathering. The eveal is scbedu1ed for Dec. rI 1983 10 Jan. I, 191M,be said. The f";""t will include a variety of well _ speakers and a wide ranee of optional seminan· . Brighl a former busiJIeSSIIWI who left businesS to establish Campus Crusade at UCLA in 1951, speaks annually to thousands of c0llege students on campuses and at major conferences. .,... al Partside. The 0Iber 20 per. cent comes !rom donon eo the Blood Centa·. on e-u1 tao tions in J,Ww-. • a • Ra, cine and Kenooha The Fall Blood Dri,e is red by the Student Health Center. We seeeee Oub and the In rvartily 0ui.sIian Fellowship Construction finishes soon Have you '-' III"OIICIennc when the plaza CXlIISlnIctIOD In II'U.C will be fiDul>ed' wen. !her permit· 1uI&, It will be _ by the lint of ember, puto Lbe P1I eat Plant and the COIlItnIctloIl '" ncbt on _ute ~ _ 0D!y a I IDOl'<! ~ meat -uom 10 pour, J DudJey, P!lysa1 Plant Diredor "11 t the COIlSlTU<tion I eooe very smooLbly Tbe CODtract n hue _ an eI<elIeot JOb," be The I'adope p\antJnc will lake pla<e Ibis fall or nert sprInc. depeoduIc on _!her coodltions and will be _ by P!lysical Plant McDonalds Corporation F.-food rIC'.""- chitin Kenolh. - Zion Recruiting workers See Mike Plate WILe D173 for details by Nov. 3rd '83• . .....0[1 =';= ~rJiJ~.:, !!!!!!!!_~~~;'_!!!!_!!!!!!!I!!!I!!-_!!!!!~~!!!!!!!I!!I_----_!l"'" United Council impeaches Bentley continued from page one • • lBentley's letter of resignation ...e IbouI 1M cudidates:' said ~ ... PbIIh... 'I'1w 0Ih0r two IeIoptes ~ aot ...... t at 1M -- t1IIft people ~ DDIDlDatedto .... lbf.. '(eIW poeWoD. oA' W IDdDdod Sot ZDldarb, UC...... !, '. CbIrtie In, \CadeIIIIc AffaIn DIrt<tO<, ODCI rr-, ....,. ucr- StlIlIeDt \JIOdt'Wt. rice P!IWJent CaDdilaWIOff • IIlort .. '0. ODd ..... tpi!J ".ave wtft aDow~ to tour ..-.. of 1M (0I>- l. eaadidate -.led %> out _to .... has becOme the focal point of activities, I have concluded that there is only one thing to do. My resigna_ tion may put United Council hack on course-at least momentarily' since the past seems to lend litt~ direction to the future. Ibelieve if United Council is to truly recognize its potential, then the Executive Board must be reduced in size and tenos extended to two years. Perhaps UC could institute staggered terms to ensure continuity. UC should serve as a forum to train students for public service; unfortunately, it evolved into a kangaroo court with no due process or justice. II I maintained idealism and had faith in the board, then I would view my role with UC as a chal· lenge and not an abandonment though in the absence of a prof.. : sional board and exhausted by the pettiness, I opt to leave and wish you well. In closing, I ask that I be exoner· ated and compensated for lhe remainder of my term. I feel this is a small price for the pain and humiliation you have evoked upon my tenure. In this situation, members of this board intervened in the internal management of UC and failed to serve as a strong voice for studentsII students of WisCOnsin could benefit from all the time and energy 1M United Council board invested in negative efforts, Ihave no doubt UC would be at the forefront of state student associations. It is rather pathetic that as United Council attempts to evolve, it is held hostage by naive and ignorant board actions. As I contemplted, and later ran for a second term as UC president, Ifelt Icould make a valuable contribution to UC's live\iboOd by lending continuity and experienced guidance. This decision, which Ipersonally equate as a sacrifice, was generous, for I prolonged my leave from school for another year in an attempt to facililate UC's growth. It is with regret that I reflect baCk upon this decision for the Executive Board's actions have been embroiled in parliamentary chaos and little progressive educational advantages have been made in recent months. Since my presidency The following is the complete text of the resipatiOll Ie/ter former Urntcd Council President Scott Bentley submitted to the UC General Assembly, wIJic/J refused to accept the Jetter because it was not !igDed. The Assembly then impMCIJed Bentley· Aside from the presideDtial cbanct, UC acIdJ .... d olber issueS at Its last mHtinI· 'I'1w LeplatiVe Allain Committee caDed for aD In- _ CQIl<OIItrabOll on keepIn& 1M cII1Dk11lc • from beinC raised to II To 1M UOIted Council Executive Board: It Is with frustratiOll and relief that Ibave decided to resign from 1M presidenCY of the United Coun' ciI effective Monday. October 24, 1183. I bave made this decision beca.... I feel that United Council's executive board has becOme ern· bedded an internal politics and has lost sight of its primary purpose-- whicb is to defend the rights of studenls in the higher education arena. It is a shame that there is little, if any, conlinwly in the general assembly. For, l! there were, you as members of this board would bave 1eamed from past rrustakes. I am referring to the mCidents involvlng Bob Kranz a few years ago. _ 1to lloId eIectIoI» ..... ..w _ 01 1M candI- " __ ZIIIdarU _ IM~""'" 1M third ~ with %> _ _ 011IiaI11ln1U11ed • UC t tnIdorb'l lint ~ • UC _ldetlt to _ that 1M UC ollI<e Iocb be cbanted ODd that be ontered to ret.... aDJ • eIr 11II1 III biI po I !CD >....s ",101-" a .-I.... IoD to pcllIDOIe ODd uplift 1M ,."... .atIoD 01 UC and to achIeVe 1M ort1OD's plo ODd purpooes. 'Dortty Aflalrs Committee 8rJed stadeDt .... ernm<ftt presIcIOIIIa to lei more minonly students ia¥oMd in committees Womea's Allain Committ .... dJs. euued poaIble procrams wtuch could be unplernenlcd on cam- ........ 'I'1w GeDera1 Assembly decided to pootp." 1M Leadenhip Legislotlve ConferetK'<! unW January, ODd 1M next moelin& will be 'ov. II, 11 ODd 10 10 Oshkosh At the .next UC committee meeI1ng a rep- .-ntatl .. from the United States Student Asoocialion will be on hand to an reol"lng the problem of arn1lqwly In UC try-la .... It "Country Matters" cancelled "A CONVICTION IS developing among Christian college tudents today. It's a conT!Je production of "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," origina1Iy scheduled for Tuesday, Nov. I. al Parkside has been cancelIed due to contr2ctual problems between the organizer of· 1M show, Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Cal. and its actors. viction that say) 'Hey, if other people can a err their beliefs on campus) then why aren't we Christians doing the same?'" _"!'!""! .... ~_Josh McDowell KC 3 I a onee-m-a-eollege career expenenee, tIl\ 01\ 101: Ul' to 25,000 tudem and faeult\. Held In Kan a ClI} •• \\ OU£l, from Decem~r 27, 19 >, to Januar\' I, 19~. Ihe e nferen e will im'ol\"l: learning how to make an eternal mark for Chri t. peakeI'> will mclude: • Billy Graham • Bill Bright • Eli abcth Elliot • rawford Loritts Marilyn Bugenhagen, Parkside assistant coordinator of student activities, said the entire nationwide tour of the production has been canceUed. She said tiCkets were not available al the lime of the cancel· Iation so nooe had been sold. Book sale The Library ILearning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. I, I and 3 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Levell. Approximately 1,200 bOOkscovering a variety of subjects will be .. - cluded, Most hardcover bOOkswill sell for $1 and paperbacks for 2S cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gill ilems that are not needed for the lib~ collection, according to Hanne10re B. Rader. direclor of the LibrarY ILearning Center. ..... _.... .! lecepliotl for dooec ....... ted Ia ........ C. ,., CO' Ide for am.t Fricblv Oct. 28, 12:55 p...... JIIoIbvo 109. Or ~ 'Hide ("')274-3563 '- ... ~ - ea.pas en.. ..... '- am.t or KC83. ~--=- - --- KC83 ~ - - ---;,,;;;;:;.. .....-~ ~~ (amru OIIlCce(.amru (ru aJdorChn \ ....r"'whc J "rrlng e .an BcrnarJlno. CA 92414 711 6-~224. c I <;,00 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th SI, Pb .. e 654·2«)32 - pALS !II!!!!!!!!!I!I!!!J!!!I!II!!I!!!!~WLL::C~In:fo:nn:ati:'o=n~d:es:k~was:~aIso:~::::::::::::::::::::::~;;~hi~·~G~8:m:ma u pALS (Parkside Active Student discussed. CI bU Events J.lIdeIS in Session) met Monday The second annual student or. IIIlIIiJIC tAl discuss various student ganization Christmas Party is Idiftties. PALS consists of student scheduled for Friday, Dec. 16 in ... from the student orgamza- Union Square. More details will be ... Preseat were: Mark Scholzen ironed out at the next PALS meet. -' (]Iris Hammelev from PAB, log Nov. 7 at 7:30 a.m. ~ PbilliPS from PSGA, Ken IIo!" /rom Ranger, Valerie Olson _DID Galbraith from SOC. Ab- ....... Pam Browers from Peer IIPPGrl and Mike Scoon from fSGA. diIcossed included the up- :'DaY on Campus" for area ~ IdIool students. The orgamza- .. .... recruiting tables set up .11oo coac:ourse in order to show .......... 11 what their organiza- .. will do. The possibility of stu- .. tolanteers "manning" the Minority law conference 1IIe ow Law School is hosting a IIiIorIlJ pre-law conference on OIl. I' aad 15. The conference will lie IIeId at the UW Law School in ...... 1IIe pi of this conference is to .... ,uD interested people in the .......... available for minority ...... at American Law schools. ftiI procram is open to all who ._Iaterest in studying law, re- .... of their year in college. 1IIe tllllIIeience is being co-spon· .. .., IlIIdl Law Students Assn- ... the Indian Law Students 'III "he, the Latin Law Stu· .. oWodalion and Student Bar , "'M, ..... be discussed are: Law .... Preparation, Law School !b' I c Test (LSAT), Admis· .. OIIIria, Financial Aid and - Opfortumties. 1IIe JIllInm will begin on Fri· _f,.1IL with Welcome by Law ..... Dean Clifford Thompson .... lI,lIote address by Howard ,., IIoretary of Employment ...... for Governor Earl. A re- .. Wm follow. The Saturday ..... becins With Registration • ... IJD.. followed by workshops :. Itlapks mentioned above. In 1fternOon. participants will take ~ 1.lIIOdllaw school class, a - J*DeI and an alumni panel. ~ ,. ftcistration information. 8ltpben Rocha, Assistant .. : Law Bldg., UW·Madison, 1I1S. Prd,lieations' II1orkahop ~ GoIdon-Ross will be fea· !'If .... speaker In a work· ... lIlIIIId "Employee Publica· "-- It be IIeId on Wednesday. ~.PJn. in MolD Dl05. Gor· • ., Illllistant to the director '!IIiii I Ilion at St. Luke's lIlli IIIlacine. She writes and ~ IItWIIetter for hospital ern· ~ lidbet presentalion will ;;;:.., """-to's" of newsletter .,':::' hlp Is being sponsored l\r"j ,. from Organizational ~~. 1II~1aa1lll22ll.AIIaculty and .. "*ome to attend. INS 'I\ctets for the .,., 15 ~·s ~ ...........IOId in the IlIoImM'O <OD<IlIInl! !llr II. lld<rdamDer! 1D:terated III an arm of ~ ....-.d to join t.hIs basIDea 1rIImuty. A pope< dme II ....... belli UDtd the md 01 Nowmbe< Any pope< UlBIribut><xII will be ~led CIII SaDy Sdtrader at Ql-7MI to amqe !llr • pict"", or bnnc tbmt to the _ e--aI _ .-me '.,.,7 at I pm. ID U 20l ISO The International Student Organ. ization (ISO) will be meetiog Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. in Union 107. A video tape will be shown, "Isfehzu", and a discussion on our upcoming Nov. 4 party. HSO An organizational meeting of the Hispanic Student Organization (HSO) will be held on Friday. Oct. 28 at I p.m. In Moln 107. Studerlll interested in assuming a leadenhip role should attend. More information can be obtained by contacting Toby Gomez in WLLC Dl75 (Student Development Office) or by calling 553-2578 . UWPDT The uw·p Dart TeIIll <DMiIIcted the lint IIlI1f 01 its Team QuaJWo:. lioll Tounwnet>I last Friday. The lounwneIlt will contiDue 011 Fnday, Oct. 28 at L30 p.m The pme to be p ye:I IS Crrlet The top Icur players will represent Partside in matrbes opinst the LaCroae Dart TCIID and othen. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DA'IS IN A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time ~SOLDOUT* -::.. $269 WITH TRANSPORT ATIO JANUARY 1-' Arrongtm1'''U !I" (CHOTRAVELI'oiC . • LEGE DAYS" PACKAGE THE OFFICIAL ~~g~ACHTRANSPORTATlON. INCLVDES M<;'~VXVRY CONDOMlNIVMS RIGHT SIX NIGHTS A E FOVR DAYS UFTS. IN STEAMBOA Ty '::~'v~~GIANT PARTIES, AND ~~~~~~:;::DGREATTIME. . _ . "~·~S NOW TAIUNG NAMES FOR WAll'ING LIST SIGN UP AT THE UNiON BUILDING· ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 , RANGER nu.,. OctAlller %7,1113 Parking permits Where does all tl!~_~Jll1eygo? . Each and every year at registra- ~~~ time, a question arises: · ere does our money for parkmg perrnits go?" · "Money received through park- :rpernut fees goes to a variety of ere~t areas," said Ron Brink- ~, director of Campus Securit ·It covers the cost of repainng a~d uutiaJly purchasing snowplows a sn~wblower, a striping machine an a street sweeper. It also a s for the mainlenance of the part~g areas such as light re . ment' pairs, paved . repairs and salt for the ice urmg the Winter months Tw dl • patching positions are . eluding fringe benefits P~d for, insales tax is also char . 5% state nue by the state ged on all reve- "Th . e money also co a typewriter and vari vers postage, ce supplies used b ous other olliff ' y the Sec o Ice. It also pays f urllies and stickers needed ~r the plaques also covers the cost ~r parking. It and the installati 0 the Slgnage Around 'An 000 a on of the Signs th """, year IS tak . e revenues to pay ff en from And, it also covers lh~ th~ loan. the Racine and K services of services" said B 'nkmenosha bUSing P .' n an arking permit f . meter coinage f' ees, parkm o . ,mesand·· mcome make u th interest for Parkside's Ps e total revenue ecunties De ment, governing ca partmamtenance of th us~tlOn and "T e parking otal revenue f areas. $229,000. This rna s~r parking IS of money until fh und like a 101 Justified. Total e e expenses are $227 000 xpenses com , annually" ta e 10 man. ' s ted Brink· Parking system lici by state law R po cies are set the Parksid~ ~gent rule and/or Committee. The a~pus .Planning sists of staff f \ommlttee conrepresentativ~s aa~Udt~and student for recommendi IS responsible the operatin ng to the chancellor annual bUdg:ts""licles, as well as ticket polici ,parking rales and cies, Regent poli . fee for the :: requires a parking dents as w Pll king of cars by sluvisito;". Th~ as facully, staff and that the "f :Olicy also requires er the co:~ :fsufficient t~reeovmainlenanee of t~onstruction and ties." At Parkside ~h';:~hasfaciliIncreased to been "local" contrib ~so provide lhe cits in the op U ,on to offset delibus route to c: tion of the Racine service from th P;S and the shuttle ing lot. e allent Hall park· more "Parking per '1 if th rm s would cost were paid e ~ampus police officers The police Ofr'°ugh this revenue. fied b th icers have been cerf for is;uin: ~ta;e'Jhe usual practi~ issue two w ~ n~vIOlation is to suing an ac~:mg ti~ketsbefore islong as the t I parking citation as not for the wo warrung tickets are Brinkman same charge," staled ee:~o~n added that he is no exmit f paYlOg the parking peree. He ton Iy. "I don't . pays out $35 annual, because 1 :,nd paYIng it (the fee) going to ow that my money is conelud;,ard B . unavoidable costs," nnkman. . 0 15- Dance fe~erstirs with Seven &Seven \ p---- ~ e 'I1liS week's movie is Nighl ollhe • DeId. This classic horror ... IIjust in lime lor Halloween. • lIIIl be showing in the Union QIIIDI Thursday, Oct. 27 at 3:30 p.&, Friday al 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.& IDlI Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Ad· ... is $1 lor Parkside students lid $liar guests. .*** •••••• Come enjoy Halloween night lIoIIday. Oct. 31 at the Union Squn this year with the Milwauk· • boIId Those X·C1eavers. You .., !lave heard their song (You IIIde My Heart) Skip • Beat on the ndit IDd 00 their album. H ,... come dressed in a costu- .. ,... get 50 cents 011 the alrea- ~ price 01 $1 for Parkside IlIdeDts and $2 for guests. Rernem1Ilr lhat you must bring along your PIIaide ID and an age !D. Doan open at 8 p.m. .*** •••••• CaIIle reIal during 12-2 p.m. and lollp.m. and listen to the music of ..., DnIIe. at this week's Collee- ... 1I'.1a1lle Union Bazaar on Wed· ....,. Nov. 2. Everyone is wel- _ Come __ U lake advantage of this •**.* ••••• 1111 tIdeos playing this week are ........ Bird" and U Jobnny La- .... PalIIo •• e Party," both from SCTV. All are welcome to see these videos m the Union Square on Monday at 1 p.m., Tuesday at 1 pm and Wednesday at 9:15 p.m. . . •••••••••• . Tuesday night's movie is "Wesl Side Story." It's playing in the !lnion Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission IS free. All of the above events are sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• The first theater production 01 the year is "I Am a Camera." Performances are Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office. The tickets are $2.50 for Parkside students, facultyI staff and senior citizens and $3.50 lor others. See other articles this week (or more details. •••••••••• Mark Eichner will be direction the Parkside WiDd EDsemblets concert at 8 p.m. tonight in the Union . Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. •••• * ••••• parkslde's Health Ollice is sponsoring a Blood Drive on Tuesday, Nov. 1. Everyone is encouraged to donate. It's from 9 a.m to 3 p.m in Union 104-106. AWeek at the Park X-Cleavers X-citement by Sarah Uhlig ~ :-BauXoCIeavers bring their ~;~ brand of music to Parkside I oween bash. :J) ~ ~";7/;;~NST: ~ 632-5879 ll' oerin.a j RACl~E. WI 1.1: -1lIa_ 'Vd Glue IOllleone yo... love something they'D love. 15% DIeco ... "': MId 1 0% =:-RlagSe .. We feature J1RTQ1~~Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings Milwaukee's Paradox Theater w.rn be putting OD the play "Mid· Dlghl Dream" at 8 p.m. OD Wednesday . ~ickets are available at the Union Information Center • Che,,)' Chase and hi partners are arms dealers. They sell second-rate weapons to third world nations. But they're not out to tick it to anyone. CHE\'YOiA E SIGOl"R: ;"EYWEA\'£.R GREGOR\' m.OES A \\1LLJA." FRlEDKI. 'FIL." . STEVE n "-JON A\ . lET PROOC IN ASSOCIATION \\lTH Bl'D "ORKJ,' PROOC nos "DEAL OF THE CEoOTl'R'"' Muaic I» ARTHl'R B. RlllJ. STEJ. Execuli\'e Producers.lOS ,,\ . lET. STE\'£. TISCH, PlU.1.. BRJC Produced by Bl'D YORJ{I.· Wrillen 1»' 00.1.. BRI K.\lA:' Oir<ded by \\1UJA)1 FRlEDKJ.' IPG''''' - ... '..~.. ~~_~..... • • 0 -- -..,. ..-....- OPENS AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU NOVEMBE 4th Snap Shots J Am I Caroen," a play set m tile oodaI and _ Ie<IuI climate 01 1m _ and w!lIdl drroDklos !be artivilJos 01 ----".,., IiIIod with lasdDalloD, __ Inn, IS 1be laD IDIID state produdlaa _ 1_ <OlU«1IUye ............ at PIrbIde. 1Am Camera" wnllt!ll by JobD v. 0rult!II and blood on 1be ~p/UcaI boot by Cltrlstoph r I erwood. "BerUn .... ...,. TIle wwl< ed 10 !be Broacttny m !be \All Ulled " II olthe \Ddre,. Brh llUH! Rebecca JuII II of ") .\m .\ Camera" me ...... GermaDy Roman new. 1liIbt<1ubs thn,ed 1'brou«h 01 au. people SU!\1ved," "Lite I drawer fllll of old cancbd pboIns of lam1Jy and friendo. ....e .,., dnwa 10 !be seenungly .eal-life people who are surprised and cap- _ by Isbe ..""",fs 'camera';' PerfO<ltllD<eS in the Commuru, calion Am Tllealer, .,., II 8 p.m. on Fndays, Oct. 28 and NoY. 4 and Saturdays. Oct. 251and Nov. 5, and I 2 pm. on Sunday, Oct. 30, Advan<e U eb and reserved seI' ,aVlJlabJe al !be UIlIOII Info<· ma!>on dek, .,., $250 lor students. _ atums and UW-P slaIl, and $3.50 fa< 0Ih<n. Tlcll.ets 01 !be door 1ft S3 and $4. Fo< ""'"' mfa<malloD call 5$3- Zl45 or 5$3-2581 loft Van ~'luIC the prod tla1Iy .. 'lDIIpoh<l!s' 01 I JfOIIP 01 lriftIds who IMd 11ft"WO<Id 'II' 0 BorUn. wIleD tbIt dly was I , rilln8l JDIICIlet fa< Earn- ...... IIdIer and !be Nm r-rtl' ~ ..... i", ral\JUIIlIIId \It. t*****************t * A ~~~ER OFBEVERAGE-it .... --HASE OFANY O,·E'Ol'I'(). PER ~ ..... ~ fT .-ro~n:R ~ * F~~~ OlE! 0 1.\ .... "Ill I~:RI.' /I ...~; . PIZZA 633-6307 ~ ~ THRrIP .. 2\ To I III TJ RA I.'F. ~ ******************-it Let's get sornelhing straighl right oil, nus may 01- fend some 01 you, and il may re~Mmaodny o::~~ Lord, I may even be shunned Jrom the ern Club," so stand back if you are easily shocked, ake I have a ralber unpleasant announeemenl to m . I find lbe female body attractive. WhatlS worse, I actually find some females mo~ attractive than others. And it gets even more sordid .. I actually have been known to stare as an attractive Iemale passes by I don't ever remember drooling, but, gosh. if you don't think it's torrid enough already, I think lbere is something seriously wrong with you. You see I consider myself a modern man. And as such I co~,der it my duty to rid lbe world of lbose nasty sexist habils !hat have built up over Ibe long eons of human history. You know what J mean. Like rIDding females attracuve. I suppose I have genetics or something to blame. There must be some biological advantage to have men linding women attractive, and vice-versa. But Lord belp me I just can't figure it out. Il I were 0 religious man. I would have to think that God, on his her, its wisdom had something in mind wben be endo ....ed men and women wilb diflerent pb)"ical characteristics. . But. I ask m}'SelJ time and again, is it a sin to fmd other members of the male species unattractiYe, sexuaIIy~' , I suppose so. Otherwise I ....ouldn·t feel so gwlty about leehng the way I do about ....omen. ow don't get me wrong. I realize lbere are many WI}" to judge a person's potential. Looks are prohably way do,." on !be list. It's just !hat I'm human, I baYen't got the time to stop every woman I meet and engage her in a discus· sion about the quantum lbeory or James Joyce. Espedally ....ben I'm late for class. ********** However, my friends, my tale is far lrom complete. You see, 1 do not feel personally responsible for the past tweDty-flve thousand years of history. hny women, most in lact, do not think I should be. But, being a modern man, I guess f would have to go along wilb the o!hers . Unfortunately, lbe flesh is weak. I don't feel responsible for lbe fact !hat my great-great-grandlalber did not auow women to ,'Ote, I think it was wrong 01 him to do so, of course, but I just wasn't around to try to influence his decision in Ibe slightest. Now, lbere are \bose wbo say lbat society over au was to blame, and !hat men suffered as ....en (albeit not nearly as greaUy!) as lbeir female counterparts; but to say !hat smacks 01 sexism. Imagine! 'i'r}'ing to absolve today's man of aU the sexual wrongs of history, What is !be world coming to? One might just as well claim thai au men are not mad rapisls, !hat lbey sbouId not be surgiaDy altered so as to be able to become pregnant as well, or !hat Ibey should not au be hned up against 0 wall and shot for history's wrongs, But no. Like a fool I accepted the fact !hat my girl. friends ....ere au ph)"icaDy weaker !han I. Thus J committed !hat most heinous of au chauvinistic crimes! I _' ., ~_L' ,', " So It Goes by John Kovalic actuaUy carried their books and heavy bags. Makes you sick, doesn't it? Well, I tried to repent. I tried to believe that I had 10 go through penance each day for be,ing a male. But those whips can hurt alter a while, y know? *********** So I got to thinking one night. What if we actuaUy acknowledge lbe fact that men and women are really, physically different? What if we consider the possibility lbat all lhoae men throughout history were not really more bestial lban we are today, but Ibat their attitudes toward women were merely manifestations of the society in which Ibey were raised? Perhaps eyen trying to thlDIl any olber way was so radical that it was abnost lmpossible for lbem to eyen imagine a world of equality, Perhaps I wasn't, as some of the women in my cluses would have me believe, personally responsible for every injustice women suffered over lbe years, So I phoned my friends at the "Modem Man's Club." But they called my attitudes prehistoric and repressionary, And anyway, hall oflbem were out h.. • ing their daily dose of guilt. However, Ibat did not stop my mind from reeling at Ibe consequences of my train of Ibought. Since men and women are physically different, where does \bat leave me? Then, late one night, I woke up in a cold sweat aDd discovered the truth that my subconscious was tryiDc so desperately to hide! I was -a closet heterosexual! It was a dillicult fact to face, but 1 had to meet it. All lbe sigJ'lS were lbere. Attraction to women, desires for close relatioJ'lShips, eYerying ... Right down to my lascinatlon wilb Victoria Principal. I was -a heterosexual. ********** Thus my story ends, It is not pretty, but J felt it had to be told. There are still men out there wbo feellilte I do, You may even be a "helero" yoW'SeU. But JUst remember: lbe number of women wbo want us dead is relatiYely smaU. They are lbe ones wbo lilte asking where lbe humaD race would be without lbem. Just abnut lbe same place it would be wilhout UL Collum wins first round Coaliatoed from Page IZ Board of Regenls before it reached !he state court. He said. however, the decision was essentiaDy Ibe administration's_ "Up to !hat point (when Collum tooIt the case to court) I don't believe Partside bad any legal assist. ance per se," said Tallman. But Nicholas Burckel, wbn was !be cbance\lor's e>:ecuti\'e assislant at Ibe time, said Parltside "consulted wilb lbe uniYersity's legal counsel ot Ibe UW-System in Madison." He said Talman was Parkside's legal adviser in lbe case, Henkel said Parkside had clearly made several mistakes when lbey decided to lay 011 Collum. "Olberwise I wouldn't be taking the appeal and suing lbem in Fed- 'eral Court," he said. He said an appeal by the Regenls would tie lbe case up long enough so !hat Collum would not return to Parkside, because his contract would haye expired 1his summer. "I dOD't tbink from a practical viewpoint the administration at UW-Parltside is going to be happy to embrace RUdy hack into the anns oflbe university," he said. Whit-, whole weekend, huh? Oh goody! (Be gentle.) Bill, get your goddam cartoon in by Monday!! F.E. (BLOODY VIKINGS) Classifieds For Sale !S8-It Model III 16-K computIf with tape deck; programs idiJable. 634-3473. CIr PIrlS: Various AMC, Chevy _ and transmission. 552- .7. fIIMIII SA-5000 Stereo receivIf I mo. old. 50 watts per, .., features. Cost $350; will l1li lor $250. Call 639-1905, Joe, _3 p.m. Wanted ..... WaDled: Women's barbeI'IbOP barmony rehearsal, 1IlIIday nights. Racine Holy QlmDunion Church, 2000 W. l1l\I St. "SIdle Break" Wanted-4 per- .. to share a Sheraton Hotel IIlMD in Ft. Lauderdale on the Slrip with 2 girls. Must have l1li transportation. 681-0411. Miscellaneous .lit you ready for "Old Man 1Imer" ?? Tune·ups, reasonaIIIe. Evenings, 694-4864, ask for 1ft. Earou DOW in Strip Cribbage IOI-guaranleed fun! JoiD the biggest and wildest party, up in Madison. Sarah, I love you!!! IKE. So do I. Guess Who? Madisoo is nothing compared 10 Punch and Judy. Don't Miss!!!!! Halloween party, Salurday, at Madison. on Stale Street. Rick Luehr has a sick perverted mind. (And the girls love it!!) People who talk during movies should buy their Editor meals and beer every day! '\II&alng with the Friends aI WIn Maurer," Friday, Nov. II; 1:3&-7:30 p.m., Holiday Inn, _Silth Ave., Kenosha. Tick- *1$; cocktails, $1. Gov. Tony lil.liiIJ be in attendance. Mother cat part Sia- ... to good homes only. 652- .. .... IDd Calligraphy. Speedy 8VIci. Call Louise, 654-4505. Personals U I want some paper'!!! IIOOO!! Opus. ~e: Last Saturday .., great. Blow Chow Lately?? IIaIae Warming? Smack. =: Readefesl is coming! ! lID. Wldl: Nice French toast ... cIesaert!! f!iIey Maidens: Meet me at my llnited House at Kenosha's ~ Center. Oct. 30 and 31. - p.m. Count Dracula. c....r Club: OPUS is ....... You!! ;"i" Middle- aged grounds- .. Wearing safety glasses Ill. Wanda. ~ ~ are on sale at '- II Fleet. Fran. Irs • Boy! I wanna be an :::'~ John K. (By the way, tulations!! ) to ~love you. (Embarrassed? uld be!!) Carson. ::. ...,. Sancller is still alive! I "" f:U too, and you don't It. be embarrassed. Dimp- . SCHNAPPS Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.P. McGillicuddy achieved fame and r tune throughout Canada. They say .or . ailed his special concocuon c Mentholmint Schnapps had a tas~ so refreshing going in, so smooth go~ down, that thirsty trappe,rs came rom miles around just to buy It. Dr McGillicuddy is long ~one, ~t his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on In your favorite tavern or liquor emporium'McG'llicuddy'S Mentholrnint Try Dr, . 1 the rock , or Schnapps straJ~ht up, on \\,a you with your favonle beer. Any t~ so cool, pour it, schnapps never taS o.'t MIss!!! ~. Halloween party <!Very class penod Rhet<>- ric!!! ~ .. Molly DabIIaI ~ )'OU Friday at the BIG 8.\. KEOFF DEARS LET'S DO OUR BEST • OT TO START THE PLACE 0, fIRE, SHALL WE DAHU:"G' )'OIlI' ('UlTeII1 P cko ill or A1umru Cud and tbe IInl beer IS OIl us cal PIzza._ where In Raone Val: Let' have some ~bral sex K H Roberta: I think I wanl tuna 1<>- mghl. Dudley. Robert: I think I'U go WIth the hamburger!! Cradle-Kid Goddess, \'irgia or Wllcb' lmages o[ women In myth and Iuslory. October 28. 7:30-9:30 pm 62S CoUege A'e .• Racine ,-------------....., I SI.5t tNTltOOUCTOaY aEFU '0 0Ff'U , F1lOM DIt M<GILLlCUIlDV I 10 recer r $I ~ <dund, fdl_ litis rd'ulld .... I lana and " with lbr aodo bel 1_ tilt no.! I orh ......... O' M.;(i --.. I 0. .\k(i~lio:__ SI so Rtfulld 0Ilrr I PO 8m m, Dopt 2. ..... , TX 79f'l\ I . ME E__ I I 1 I I I I I "'=""- I I IMPORTED FROM CA ADA ., ._'" J Wild Life ,.---__ ---, M'; ~~/r>a.rJ I'\~ f~ES lOEI>ff' OUE"~ ) IlT; nMe:,~ P'( Pf?S3ID!l'Jf II,) \)lEW OF 1ltE rea:~r '1'003$1 TO Be SErv t»N6- ouR Sots AUO\l~ TIle IVOR\.O.1Jlt) c..ol'\B/\T CO\lt.D YOIl (rIllE" U~ $CMe-' RE"- } /+S">UR'ONC.E Tll1'lr '1'00 R PR'J'I\£ ctJ OO~fi~~ ~ /~ =::5r-_ - he Funny Paper Caper ftJuuuuD • Krazy Kowalik's Kostume Kastle Our popular "Knife wielding •.•and of kourse our famous madman" Kostume for tbe "Karen Karpeoter" Kostume. Kiddies... KIosel extra. . n b •• tTJ4T.Ji7aT.. % b Cd •••• ~1JJtTJJIl7.J:Ll:L1Ci' n • ~-.itil .. n .-..atC'l..""'r.£T.l.."trtuJtiJt7 WJl1CJ'CLT.unorJOTJ.1rJ.TJ:r11Jo7.LT..::n7.L1J:C1t::7.J'1JJCCt1Otu7J.ifi1Ll:UJ1III HALLOWEEN PARlY WITH THOSE 8 X-CLEAVERS UNION SQUARE MON. OCT. 31 DOORS OPEN: 8 PM II Student '2 Guest soc off cover If you wear a costume UW-P~:'ulred The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater ---. =we C Nuke da Smur]s by Nick Thome In recent years, there has been .. startling increase in the surplus smurf population. Oh sure, they're cute, but there are just too many of those litlle blue suckers. Congress just passed a two-week hunting season, yet that just isn't enough. I don't know how that one Smurfette does it, but there are more smurfs every day. They are on drink glasses. They are on TV. There are little smurf figures. They even make smurf garbage cans. I'm smurfed out! I can't take it any more! He's breaking up! He's breaking up! We can make him better. Nuke the Smurfs. Yes, that's right. Nuke Em All, before it's too late! Hey, we have too many nuclear bombs and too many smurfs; maybe we could slow the prolifera. tion of bombs and end the prolifer· ation of smurts. All it would take is one or two small nuclear blasts and tbose lillie furry lue creatures would be small fiery creatures. Those who didn't get toasted from the initial blast would surely die of radiation sickness. Itsounds rather cruel, doesn't it? (Yes, but necessary.-<!d.) Well, at the smurf's present rate of growth, our country will be overrun before 1984. That's right. Those litlle blue buggers could get a smurf in the White House in '84. In fact, Papa Smurf is going to announce his candidacy next week. The time is now! Join the Nuke Da Smurfs movement before it's too late! Know your Feature Editor II n.na. Otto\le< !'l.1 X-Country places 5th Intramurals ~ Palricia Cumbie Al flIri/ying Springs last Satur- .... men's cross country team fItIIA SIb out of 25 competing ... the top five placing teams _ Norlb Central..56 points; St e- _\'IIlDl. 6>; D!inOlS 51. Benedict, III Lulber, l3t; and Parkside, 165. ...... '. Tim Renzelmann took .... ""11, with a 25.18time on s ... eourse. Coach Lucian ... eommented: "Tim ran a ... _; be always does well." l1II- linisbers afler Tim were: ... IIlIIer 154; Ted Miller 41, ,., &emmo 47, Mark Hunt 50, MJIanning 108 and John Brew- .1101 .... up soon are the NCAA news RegionaIs and the NCAA championship. In order to qualify for the NationaIs the team must place in the top three at the Regional meet "Our chances look good, there ar~ a couple of tearns coming that f don't know what they're like. The two toughest teams are North East Missouri and Indiana Slate, EvansVille. We should give them some competition at least," said Rosa. The NCAA Championship meet is going to be held here on Parkside's National Cross Country Course. "By this time the tearn will be running full strength, all of my runners will be well, including my number one man, George Kapheim," said Rosa. "I am really looking forward to the race." The fall season of mtrarnural 1)1- leyball on UnIOn pad came to a eeeclusion Ocl. 18 Winners of the league were the Brew en.w, followed by Chess m 30 Minutes in seeond, Three Gals and a Guy m lhInI and The Team m fourth place In nag football competition, some confusion existed last thUDday as to whether or nolto play games in the rain, The rain out, so all games were mo'ed bact Concluding play is as folio Tuesday. Oct 25: 4 p m , PAB vs. the "V" Team. 5 p.m.. _ute Ethanol vs. Jerk OIls. 6 p.m., Gladiators vs. the Mass Wasters. 'Baseball Rangers win ampionship ~ Mark Feldman "'Be !be Milwaukee Brewers _aIIIpicuously absent from the ...... p1ayofls and World Series, ItMnslde baseball team won It........ southern Wisconsin ..... 'II League championship •• 1-2 record. \oogue, wbich consisted of --'UW-Milwaukee, Marquet- .......... County Technical a..o...:... - put together by head _ C»ICb Ken Oberbrunner ... lite unpredictable spring =- washed out many sched- ..... .... !lad as many as 16 games ..... oat last spring," Oberbrun- -. "When the weather is ~"'1Ilofall, why not play then? .Ilancers played four games lie lIln!e teams except Wau- ... 1lIlere they had two rained .", ~ splitting with Waukesha, llMlIt three out of four .... Marquette and swept all four IJW·M. .. Oberbrunner hoped to drill :: ~ hit-and-run baseball, • ~ have found runs from ... IIeapected source-the home .: a double beader with UW-M, tIt ..- SCOred a 22-3 victory in 1liiie and came back with lIlrasbinc in the nightcap, hit- =.- round-trippers in the ~ .... really pleased with the ;: played," Oberbrunner said. ... to !be play the game in the ..... \lellpeelive, and not wait ......... fur the hig inning, but ifs ~ pleasure to see the ball go .... -leace." ~=::ncarried five pitchers , all freshmen. Dan Elled the corp with a 4-0 ;:"" Randy Spiegelhoff fin- .... to refine some of the ... on the pitchers," Oberbid. "UT __ .:n L __._ n 1.......... way to go, but I was very impressed." "They didn't walk many and threw strikes, made the other tearn hit the ball." And as the other team hit the ball, the Rangers played tough defense, turning 10 double plays and throwing out four rUDners at home plate during the season. "The team spirit was really turned on by the defense," the coach said. "The spirit was really up. We also got a lot of timely hils to drive in some runs." Scott Brieznk and Tom Weipert were in a close race for team ~ttlng leader going into the last senes of the weekend, both battlDg close to .450. bo t Oberbrunner is optimistiC a u the spring season. "I hale to make predictions, there are lots of th.1Og5 that can happen, but I am hopmg for the besl." . While the Rangers were mlSSlng key players on the fall team,. they will hopefully return to the lIneup next spring, along with promtslDg transfer students Kurt Kun12, Kyle Backus and Dwayne Mclean. "We played without John Hyatt, our center fielder and caplaID, "'t Joel Maier," Oberbrunner sal "Shawn Patterson is playIng basketball, but we hope t,~ have them all back in the spring. , Women s fastpitch softball tryouts Any woman student who is \:':~- ested in trying out for.:;~~\~ womens fast pItch L' da Draft should contact CoathChhlO ed buildat Ext. 2317 or ID e P Y 0 . The team does have pre-seaso ;~~tice and any potential members should participate. Thursday, Oct 27' 4 pm .• Absolute Ethanol vs. the 'Y' Team. 5 p.m., the Grapplers vs the Blitzed The standings for the Ieog.... after sis games 01 play ~ The Grapplers 4-2 The Mass Wasters 4-2 The Blitzed 4-2 Gladiators 4-2 FEELCHEAP! IT 00 FEELI G! FRI. & SAT. NIGHTS! 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. s2 Pitchers of Miller Beer! 2-for-1 Bar Prices on Mixed Drinks [bar] 53 Pitchers of Kamakazes s5 Pitchers of Alabama Slammers 25¢ pool! 25¢ video games/ bowl for S I a gamel Excellent sandwiches UDinner for Two" Courtesy of EI wood es Every Fnday night. Elm ood Lanes III 9 away a FREEdl twO at the fabulous Higgins Hob obI Stop In for d t1S-lt's so win and you have nothing to lose! ELMWOOD PLAZA LANES 3701 Durand Avenue In the Elmwood PIaU Shopping Center RacIne,WI 554-7175 Tall- Greet" ~ Rd. 011 Und I'tttIe. 'ONG SLI 011 s......... lid. .. ...,. It lOur ..... SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY/SAVE YOURSELF SOME MONEY Reinstatement ins first round Co 11urn w . ''?'f seeks an .unspecified antolUlt ill compensation . ., 11M KiesIDI He did say, however, \bat eou..a ~-"t J...- • would seek the salary be lost _ Loot - - ~,- ~ W laid off. - .... .- F1JII'l cmrtumed a 01 Re- "II's not like he _ not teIlelr by !be UWOS~ adminislra- ed," said Henkel. "This Is a r-i f'DIS - !be D ...... Collum an aca- layoff in the middle of a con'-- boD 10 ,- off .-, ' . term " ~"" . -, ber of tbe AthletiC . cIomir Jla/I ": laid off last Flynn ordered Parkside to roIlirt Dopor1meDt was Collum .with back pay. The dl!<isbl SopIember appealed 10 !be eircuit WIn be m effect unless the Board of ~ !be Board of Regents Regents decides to file an aPI>eIL ~ !be PaltsJde admmislra' Lee Da!ton of the Slate Attorney . d . . General s office, who IS represenl. ua;:,' Ius"':ion, Flynn said that,; ing the SYS~,. said a request for ParbIde and !be Regents had Iol- I j./ an ap,peal IS m our office right 10 ~ Improper procedures In ,t, now.. ~ 01 fOW'areas they ruled on Dalton said the Regenls COI1SidPMkslde, said Flynn, laid orr Rudy Collum ered Collum's layoff an adrninistra. Co11um .. 1len tbere .. ere three per- ployee to represent them. It was tive decision because of the prom !be athletIC department who also ";proper he said that the same gram changes. . -.. junlor 10 hun and whose JObs lawyerrepresented the administra- Walt Shirer, Parkstde's Director he coaId have filled of Public Relations, said the layo({ He also said Portsi<!e had no le- tiO~ynn said however, that Parksi- was "a decision the campus makes cltiJnate procram reasonsto lay d had mad~ a reasonable effort to here, and that's what the caseis all him off ecea though the adrrun- f'lend Collum alternative employ- about." lstnuoo -- that the Athleuc But, he said, Parkside has 110\ DepanmeDt had 10 lay hun all be- m~uum has also filed a separate been involved in the case since Col. CIlDt of budget cuts Court h gmg lum appealed to the Board of fte. P. de also "olaled ItS af· lawsuit in Federal , c ar gents. that he was denied due process and flt1llatiVe aetlan program, Fl}'I\n was discriminated against. A UW-System lawyer, John Tall- - Collum would not commenl on man, advised Parkside and th. AJoo .• conItict of mterest was b H -'~ ~- !be ,,--~ of Regents the case, but Ius attorney, Bo en- C· ed P 8 ~~~ w""" ...... u ed I Co rt OD(iDU 00 Ole .- • uv.oSj tern altorney, an em- tel, said the suil in F era u Want to go to college, but you don't nave all the money? Here are a few words of advice ... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At H n e Bank .. e bel,e-' ~ six months after you leave ryonc ~h uld ha\' th oppor school. And then you only pay tum to I m and '0" And an annual percentage rate of 90,0. .. re mmltl<'d10 doin ,omethin~ The other loan i.for Parent. or about It by offenn t",o types of loan~ Independent Student.: for h her t'ducauon Regardless of your adjusted gross 0- ......iajaat for Student.: family income, parents can borrow Our Guaranl«d tudent Loan can up to 83000 annually from Heritage et an und ~raduate sludent a Bank. Non-dependent students much as S2500 per year for school. can apply for this Joan too. The Gradu te, tudents can get as much maximum for non-dependent a 5000 p"r year. Only the student undergraduate students up to rna, appl)' for the loan. And you 83000 per academic year. This is ,. nt n«d a co- i nerto get it. called the PLUS program and in. Theft' an her benefit. You don'l terest rates are established below tart p;I)~n ba k 'Our loan until general market rates. Parent and student loans for education. , , Another good reason to bank with us! CfleritageBanks ....rlt • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 8, October 27, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic staff seeks committee representation Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside academic staff enough." Guskin said the academic staff has "deep" feeling on this issue. "They're permanent employees of the university-(people) we hope will stay here a long time. They are important members of the university community." Guskin pointed out that the academic staff is not seeking an equal number of votes or seats, but only representation. "They shouldn't have equal numbers," he said. "I'm not saying that and I don't think that (they) are saying that either. It doesn't cost the faculty (any voting power). It's a symbolic sort of issue." Some committee members stated that it wasn't that the faculty did not respect the academic staff, but. that the staff plays a supportive, secondary role. "Nobody is saying who is primary," replied Guskin. "What is at stake here is: are we going to add to our committees, either voting or non-voting?" "I think they should be voting members," said Guskin, "but if I can't get it, I'll take non-voting members. I'll take what I can get because I think you're hurting the university (by not doing it)." Guskin answered the point that the academic staff members "have long-term job security" by saying that the staff members "have longterm conflicts and a strong element of security. I don't think the academic staff is any more shy in bringing up issues than are faculty members." Committee chairman James Shea said there's a problem because staff is made up of "a wide range of people-(some) with a lot of training, some others without. We respect them," but they have different levels of training, interest, duties and experience. Committee members noted that some of the academic staff are secretaries or work in a physical or technical capacity on campus. Guskin pointed out that some of the academic staff received Ph.D.s Continued on Page 3 Ranger photo by Robbie Eichhorn Workers continue construction work on WLLC Plaza. Construction continues INSIDE... Vet's Club opposes change Dramatic Arts m ajor offered Physical Education thefts reported Wind Ensemble to perform Psycho-Babble PSGA Six student senators elected by Ken Meyer Editor One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) elected six students to the PSGA Senate in last week's election, meaning that there are still three fall seats available in the 18-seat Senate. Nine Senators are elected each semester. PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon was not surprised by the low voter turn-out because all of the candidates would have been elected if they received at least one vote, and also because the presidential election is not held in the fall. Scoon said that PSGA "tried really hard this year to get at least nine (candidates) running but we couldn't do it. No one is interested." Now, he said, "The Senate is going to be overloaded with work because there are not enough Senators to do the work. We're going to be missing out on some issues some place. We're not going to be able to cover all that needs to be done, and the students are the ones who are going to miss out and I feel sorry for them." Students may still, however, become Senators, said Scoon. A student may become a PSGA Senator by being appointed by the Senate to a two-week internship, after which time the Senate either approves or disapproves of the person's activities in his/her two weeks "in office." "All we can do is keep on asking people to be on the Senate," said Scoon. "We're still soliciting students now." The reason that not many students run for student government positions, said Scoon, is because not only is Parkside a commuter school, but around 40 percent of the student body is comprised of non-traditional students (23 years or older.) Many students, said Scoon, are married and have children. "They have more responsibilities than, let's say, students at Green Bay," he said. "Most people at Green Bay are just students, not mothers and fathers." Scoon said that students should get involved in student government because there are many issues and proposed changes that students should be aware of all the time. He noted that recent changes included a tuition increase, a change in the class drop period (from 12 to 8 weeks) and a change in the admission policy. The students who did get involved and are now PSGA senators are: Kert Acklam I plan to spend a considerable amount of time investigating students' rights and alternatives for student involvement here at UWP," said Kert Acklam. "The passive Continued on Page 5 RANGER Letters to the Editor Drinking age at 21 opposed Presents: When Ron governed there, I had a dream Of sitt ing California's Court Supreme. That court, my friend appointed me to, Tho' I'd flunked out of Loyola and from Stanford U. J I barely attained a law degree, •But now I am t he In*te*rror 3ecretVee... T was so tough on crime that 1 was sent To the State Department when Ron became president. Heads of state I couldn't name at ail, 'Cept for Mao, Josef Stalin, Churchill and DeGaulle. But my lack of expertise so suited me (That now 1 am the In te ri or SecretYee... To the Editor: It's time for us to use our education to educate our representatives in Congress that we are against a national drinking age of 21 by written letter. I, myself, abstain from alcoholic beverages, but can see much illegal drinking taking place if a 21-yearold drinking age law is passed. Why pass a law that restricts a citizen's rights for three years? There is the problem of high school students' drinking, of course, which must be addressed. And this, I think, may be resolved by a different law of giving the right of drink to high school graduates only. This would also give some students an incentive to finish high school, especially if the law also included not being able to drink without a high school degree until reaching 21. I'm against drinking, so I'm not going to write my congressman on the drinking issue, but I'm still going to write for our citizenry right to freedom and liberty. Franklin Kuczenski Why pay to park continued... In no time at all, Ron promoted As his chief adviser, head of N. I looked for Reds in every trouble spot, .And found them whether they were there or not. Ji J1 j j I found so many, Ron rewarded me By making me his Jn'tcrror Secret'ree... /083 Now, ranchers all, if m y job tempts you, Be not discouraged by a low I Q; 1 don't know a condor from a grizzly bear, And the only oil s licks I've seen are on R onnie's hair/ So, stick dose to your friends, and avoid all expertise, And you ALL may be In-te-ri-or SecretVees: And in this corner... To the Editor: Mr. Ron Brinkman: The chief of campus security? Your name was in the paper and you didn't know it? What kind of security do you provide? Since you have chosen to ignore last week's inquiry, we, the students, must assume that you are trying to hide something. Why harrass students? If you need the revenue, charge it to us in the form of higher tuition so that aid can be provided to us according to our need. Again I ask: "Why harrass students?" The first note in this series was directed at Ron Brinkman. The invitation to reply is still open to Ron. But now I am asking anyone who thinks we should submit to this extortion technique to explain why in next week's paper. Also those of you who agree with me are invited to suggest plans of action. Let's stop complaining and bring this issue out in the open. Discuss it with your friends. M. A. Davis P. S. More to come. Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger The bell has sounded and the participants are ready... The Prize: The heavyweight university governance championship of Parkside. The Contestants: The reigning championthe faculty, and the challenger-the academic staff. The Background: The faculty, of c ourse, consists of assistants, associate- and full professors. The academic staff, the fourth wheel of the university-the other three being the administration, faculty and students-want to be better represented on the many committees on campus. The academic staff consists of two parts: 162 teaching staffers (adjunct faculty, specialists, lecturers and visiting profs); and 77 non-teaching staffers (from such areas as Physical Plant, Security, Financial Aid, Student Services, Union, Student Activities and the library/learning center). The academic staff is similar to Rocky Balboabecoming champion isn't the goal. Going the distance to earn self-respect and the respect of others is what they want to achieve. But in order to get what they want-representation on committees-they must battle with the Apollo Creeds, also known as the faculty. And everybody knows that champions are weary of other entities trying to grab some of that championship glory and power. Champions also feel that challengers exist in a secondary, supportive role to their actions. One advantage the academic staff has is the fact that the third man in the ring-Chancellor Guskin-is on their side. But a two-against-one situation is not a clear-cut indication of "victory," by Ken Meyer, Editor because it is truly up to the champion whether or not the challenger will have the chance to go the distance and earn its professional respect. That's what the issue comes down to, really. There won't be any low blows, knockdowns or any head butts. It won't be a bloody brawl. It will be politics in its essential form-protecting one's power base and deciding whether or not to form a coalition. But the major question is: will the champion take it on the chin realizing that the championship (power) will not be lost or infringed upon in any way, or will the champion hold the heavyweight title above its head and scornfully dismiss any challengers it encounters? Only time will tell. And nobody knows how much time. After all, remember Rocky II and Rocky III? U 9 *00 £ Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovaiic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias .. Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker, Margaret Butkus, Carl Chemouski; Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Kendyl-Marie Linnn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Jill Whitney Neilsen, Dick Oberbruner, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every* Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ' All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld lor valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. jjjiursday, October 20,1983 ^ -RANGER rroposea change disturbs Vet's Club by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Parkside Vets Club met Oct. 12 with Stu Rubner, director of Community Services and Veterans' Officer, to discuss the proposed changes in veterans' personnel. Pat Falkenstern is currently the secretary for both Veterans' Services and Jack Elmore of Student Services. The proposed personnel change, recommended by Rubner and Elmore to the Personnel Office, would replace Falkenstern's present 40 hour per week position with two new people creating two part-time (20 hour per week) positions. Falkenstern would be reassigned to another position on campus. "We made the recommendation based on the theory that she's trying to work for two people and management-wise it is not a good arrangement at all," said Rubner. He added that he feels her job as Veterans' Services secretary should be changed to a clerical position. Rich Welbon, Vets Club president, said that the vets are not happy about the personnel change because they feel it will create a decline in the services they presently receive. There are about 400 veterans enrolled at Parkside and ap- . proximately 217 of t hose are receiving benefits. "Pat's there everyday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. A new person would only be there 20 hours a week, say from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. If someone goes in the office at 2:30 p.m. and he's having a problem getting his check for him and his family, it will be very inconvenient if no one's there," said Welbon. Falkenstern said she has a very busy schedule working for the vets and helping them receive the benefits they are entitled to. She is knowledgeable about the benefits available to vets, such as Chapters 31, 32, 34, and 35 Grant for Vietnam Era Veterans, Wisconsin State Vocational Rehabilitation Program and many others. "It is important for people who work here to understand what programs are available or the veterans won't be getting the care or the benefits they are entitled to," said Falkenstern. The job requires Falkenstern to have vets fill out the necessary forms to attend school and receive Vets Club meets to discuss proposed secretarial change. benefits. She must take great care in certifying veterans' benefits because errors in the process could hold up a check for a veteran. Falkenstern expressed concern about the proposed change in her position because she feels that her job as Veterans Services secretary is more intricate than the clerical status it has been given. "Last year the person who handled Veterans' Services had a masters degree. When he retired I was asked to do this job. Now it's a Dramatic Arts major offered by Jill Whitney Nielsen If it has always been your goal to major in Dramatic Arts at Parkside, now you can. A BA degree in Dramatic Arts was approved Sept. 30 by the UW Board of Regents. The new major, which has been an option within the Communication major, will begin next semester and will require 40 credits in the areas of acting, directing, dramatic literature, history, criticism, design and technical forms. It also carries a minor and offers secondary teacher certification by the Department of Public Instruction.. The new program also gives professors direct contact, via computer, with interested students and those already participating in the major. The faculty in the Dramatic Arts division is very excited about the new major. Lee VanDyke, Associate Professor of Dramatic Arts states, "In Nicholas Nickleby, a character says, 'Theater happens in a blaze of finery, but only at night.' It's important for the campus at large to realize it has programs that sparkle at night, along with the academic 9-5 routine." Dramatic Arts programs complement the Liberal Arts division because of the literature, critique, performance and design components, he said. It encompasses everything from religion and philosophy to history and sociology. The Dramatic Arts program started at Parkside as an extracurricular activity. Someone like Richard Carrington would decide to direct a play and it would go on from there. Then, seven years ago, it was moved from the Humanities Division to Fine Arts and Rhoda-Gale Pollack, Division Chairman, began building it up to what it now is. There are currently 200 students in Dramatic Arts courses. The new major is not expected to require new faculty or facilities. H.S. students have "Day on Campus" While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 27 and 28, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. and guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions and academic programs and services as well as attended selected in-session UW-Parkside classes on subjects including physics, art history and world politics. There will also be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with UW-Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend a presentation titled, "What to Expect When You are a College Student." There will also be a tour of the university library and learning laboratory and a talk, "Using a College Library for High School Research." Registration, which begins at 8 a.m. and continues throughout both mornings, will be at the Wyllie Library- Learning Center's information kiosk on the southeast end of the campus. A full schedule of activities will be available there. For more information, call 553-2122. Library book sale set The Library/Learning Center will hold a book sale on Nov. 1, 2 and 3 from 1 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the library on Level Approximately 1,200 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25 cents. There will also be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards and gift items that are not needed for the library collection, according to Hannelore B. Rader, Director of the Library- /Learning Center. ^ clerical assistant position, which is an entry level position on campus, she said. "When I first started this job, what 1 most frequently heard from the veterans Js 'No one gives a damn about us.' At that time I just listened, but the longer I work here the more I wonder about that statement. When I think about the veterans at Parkside, I see men and women who were willing to risk their lives for me and I seriously wonder if I would have had the courage to do the same for them," said Falkenstern. "One vet here has received three Purple Hearts and numerous other awards. There are others who have gone out on the line and risked their lives — they weren't given awards. Many of our vets carry with them the scars of service, some physical and some psychological, and in many cases these will be with them for the rest of their lives. It seems to me that morally and practically we owe the veterans the services that will make their transition into university life successful. Their concerns should be our concerns," she said. Welbon said, "We have somebody in the office now who really cares and we should fight to keep her in there." He added that those people concerned about the situation should contact him at 5820 Nicholson Road, Franksville, Wis. 53126 or attend the Vets Club meeting Oct. 26. Jim LaMack, from the personnel office said that no final decision has been made at this time concerning the proposed personnel change and that things are still in the planning stages. Staff representation Continued from Page 1 and had faculty status at other colleges before coming to Parkside. Guskin said that "there are certain academic staff people who shouldn't be on committees" but he said that it also true about faculty. "They'll elect the best people- -no more often bad choices than anybody else." The chancellor said that similar changes are being contemplated throughout the UW System. "You're asking Parkside to lead," said committee member Richard Keehn. "You're absolutely right," replied Guskin. "The issue is not Milwaukee or Madison-it's what you feel." After Guskin's presentation, the committee agreed to look further into the issue and, as chairman James Shea said, find out the answer to the "ultimate question-is it going to help the university?" •••••••• The committee continued discussion about the status of academic staff-both at Parkside and systemwide- during its latest meeting Oct. 13. "(It's) strange that we're being pushed to do this when the entire system is studying the issue," said Rhoda-Gale Pollack. "Contrary to the overall impresson given last time (by Guskin)," said Shea, "there is no move to give them what they want (at Green Bay, Milwaukee and Madison). All the University Committee chairs (there) thought it was a bad idea." Shea said the report that the chancellors and committee chairs of those campuses wanted all academic staff personnel to vote on faculty committees is "not true." Although the implication was that wholesale power is to be given to the academic staff at these other campuses, said Shea, they are mainly dealing with the teaching academic staff. Pollack noted that other campuses have many teaching academic staff while Parkside doesn't really have too many. Shea said the change could be thought of as "a minor grab for power-strengthen the hand of the staff and therefore the administration." Keehn said that he had talked to a few academic staff personnel who said that "word has come down from the top" that the staff should become more involved in the university's governance. He also said that "Guskin's going to get (what he wants) because he's committed." Shea replied that that would prompt a loud outcry from the faculty. The committee decided to wait and see what happens in the UW system's central study of the academic staff in relation to the universities' governance before further addressing the issue. side's Placement office. Topic: "Images" of a personnel professional. Students should bring a bag lunch. The room number will be announced-look for posters. Peer Support A meeting has been called for Peer Support members-both old members and new members-on Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 111 (Faculty Lounge). This RANGER Anyone who would like to be a member of Peer Support are asked to come. They need "fresh" ideas from you, too. Members of Peer Support are: occasional volunteers (volunteering their time and effort for one period of time once a year) and routine volunteers (volunteering their time and effort more than once a year). The agenda will include: discussion of Peer Support (past, present and future), discussion of By-laws and adapting the Constitution, discussion of current budget, discussion of future budget (planning). Please make every effort to attend this meeting. The future of this organization may be at stake. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization) will conduct its first Jelly Bean guessing contest on campus. General rules: 50 cent donation per guess, two free guesses with BSO membership of $4, guess as often as you please, person who comes closest to guessing the actual total number of jelly beans wins. ($15 first place, $5 second place.) Winners' names will be announced in the Ranger the first week of November. Proceeds from the contest will go the Sickle Cell Anemia Foundation. Student participation in BSO activities, as well as in other campus events, is an important part of university life. BSO will hold a general membership meeting Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107 to kick off the BSO membership drive and Minority Student retention at Parkside. SWEA SWEA (Student Wisconsin Education Association) welcomes Michael Bernier of the Kenosha Education Association. He will speak Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 p.m. in Moln D128. Everyone is invited to attend. Feel free to bring a bag lunch and a friend. Also at this meeting the final details of the fall workshop in Milwaukee will be discussed and worked out. Come and be part of the world of learning. Pi Sigma Epsilon Maria Konters, managing director of Pi Sigma Episilon (Marketing Club), will be coming from New York to meet with our chapter. The meeting will be held on Friday, Oct. 28 at 1 p.m. in Moln 217. All members are urged to attend. Chemistry Club Chemistry Club will sponsor "Pizza Party II" on Friday, Oct. 21 at 2 p.m. in Union Square. The cost will be $2 for club members, $1 for Science Division faculty and staff and $5 for all other life forms. The price includes all the pizza one can eat and refreshments. Chemistry students: don't miss this opportunity to chat with your favorite chemistry professors at this gala celebration. Sign up in Greenquist 114 by 10 a.m. Friday, Oct. 21 so pizza can be ordered. iJThursj^ Club Events ASPA Attention all ASPA (American Society for Personnel Administration) members who are graduating in December. UW-Whitewater is putting together a booklet of resumes to be distributed to PIRA personnel managers at the December PIRA meeting. Turn in resumes and $5 to Bonnie Gauger or Mary Ann Bock by Nov. 1. The club's first social gathering is planned for Oct. 25 at Looey's Roundtable at 8:30 p.m. Contact Mike at 857-7526 or 815-6784278. The first fund raiser is Wednesday, Oct. 26. General membership meeting on Monday, Oct. 24 at 1 pm. Speakers- Bill Wright of Kenosha Savings and Loan and JoAnn Goodyear of Park- Back in the 1840's legend has it Dr. A.E McGillicuddy achieved fame and fortune throughout Canada. They say his special concoction called Mentholmint Schnapps had a taste so refreshing going in, so smooth going down, that thirsty trappers came from miles around just to buy it. Dr. McGillicuddy is long gone, but his Mentholmint Schnapps lives on in your favorite tavern or liquor emporium. Try Dr. McGillicuddy's Mentholmint Schnapps straight up, on the rocks, or with your favorite beer. Any way you pour it, schnapps never tasted so cool. $1.50 INTRODUCTORY REFUND OFFER FROM DR. McGILLICUDDY'S. To receive your $1.50 refund, fill out this refund order form and mail it with the neck label from the 750ml or liter size of Dr. McGillicuddy's to: Dr. McGillicuddy's $1.50 Refund Offer EO. 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They need input for future planning and current planning. What ideas do you have? Strategies for the group need to be documented. Please come and voice your opinion. RANGER PSGA Six students join Senate 5 Thursday, October 20.1983 Continued from Page 1 attitude on the part of the student body towards their government must be replaced with a willingness on the parts of the students to get involved and make things happen for themselves." "I need a lot of feedback from the student body, as well as from the faculty," he said. "This means that I need a great deal of cooperation on the parts of everyone to be responsive and tell me how they feel about things. At the same time, I have the added responsibility to let the students know what is happening with their student government and bring the issues up at the Senate meetings." "I think that there is no better time than now for people to act, to become involved It is my future and your future at Parkside that is important here. I guess we'll never know unless we try," he said. Bill Grindeland "I would like to try to work towards improved parking, additional computer terminal capacity, better extra-curricular activities, strong backing of the basketball team and other student concerns," said Bill Grindeland. He plans to address these issues by researching the problems and issues, asking for student opinion and talking with the administration in an effort to get PSGA involved. Grindeland hopes to "improve communications between the student body and the PSGA with the help of the Ranger and pure personal determination." Carlice Halmo Student apathy, getting things done on time and the student government budget are among the issues that Carlice Halmo intends to address as a Senator. Halmo was a member of her high school student council and plans on addressing the issues by having closer communication between the Senate and the PSGA President. Halmo wants to see more people working with the PSGA "in order to make PSGA work as it should." Paul Johnson Paul Johnson plans to address "the issues relevant to the older students, especially the veterans, (who) are the ones I am interested in. "I will find out what the students who elected me want me to do. It is their interests that I am representing- not my own. "I am interested in the student government and how it can work for us as students," he said. "We can change a lot and I would like to help change things for the better." Robert Oik Robert Oik is presently researching the granting of tenure at Parkside, which is the major issue he plans to address. "I feel strongly that the politcal nature of this university in regards to its decision-making process in granting or not granting tenure has to be changed," he said. "Just about anyone who attends this university knows of some excellent educator getting the ax because he or she rubbed the wrong person the wrong way. These excellent educators are written off with some b.s. about publishing. What is this university here for, anyway? To teach, that is it, and that should be the basic criteria for granting tenure." Oik also wants to make information concerning scholarships more available to the student body. Steve Schreiner "I am most concerned with issues that deal with student activities and students' rights," said Steve Schreiner. "One such issue will be whether or not to eliminate the 1-2 p.m. activity hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday. "I am opposed to any policy that would lessen student involvement here at Parkside," he said. "Being a non-traditional, commuter campus, we have enough trouble getting students involved without eliminating the activities hour. If this issue does arise, I would try to get the Senate to pass a resolution which would state our opposition and then take the appropriate follow- up action." Betz, Meyer elected to PUAB, SUFAC Two student-at-large committee seats were also filled during last week's PSGA elections: Chuck Betz on PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) and Ken Meyer on SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). Only one candidate ran for each committee. Chuck Betz PUAB, as stated in its by-laws, is "an advisory body in the formulation, implementation and review of the Parkside Union's policy. It shall seek to promote the Parkside Union's role in campus and community activities and services." PUAB consists of 10 voting member: one from each of the five major organizations, two faculty members, one person chosen by t he Alumni Association and two students- at-large, one elected each semester. Chuck Betz, who is a former PSGA vice-president, wants to address "the possible expansion of the Union building that is being discussed. I also (want) to find out more about their policies and how they decide certain questions like pricing, hours, programming, etc." he said. "It is just an advisory committee, so there's not a lot we can do," he said, "but I think if the committee comes up with some really good ideas that students like, we should be able to get them implemented." Ken Meyer SUFAC is a standing subcommittee of PSGA which allocates the portion of total tuition fee that is called segregated fees. Parkside has traditionally had the lowest segregated fee charge in the UW system. This year, a full-time resident student paid $76 in segregated fees out of a total $519.50 tuit ion charge. SUFAC is comprised of five PSGA Senators and two studentsat- large, with one elected each semester. SUFAC funds 17 areas on campus, including student organizations, Athletics, Intramurals, the Child Care Center, and the Health and Housing offices. Ken Meyer, who is the editor of Ranger, has served on SUFAC for two years previously. "I feel that my two years on SUFAC and four years on Ranger have enabled me to learn the operations of all the different organizations on campus," he said. Meyer wants "to make sure that SUFAC isn't a rubber-stamp committee for all of the areas it funds. Each organization has to be able to justify the allocation they request. With the current UW economic mess, we can't just go about throwing money away." Seats are still available on the PSGA Senate. Stop in PSGA office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shop) for more information Election results One hundred and six students (1.8 percent) voted in last weeksParkside Student Government Association's fall election. There were nine open Senate seats, so all six candidates won. Here are the results: SENATE Steve Schreiner 81 Robert Oik 68 Bill Grindeland 61 Carlice Halmo 57 Kert Acklam 53 (write-in) Paul Johnson 39 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Ken Meyer 91 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Chuck Betz 94 Job counseling available on campus by Napoleon Scarbrough The Department of Vocational Rehabilitation, Racine office, has a counselor at Parkside, located in the nursing center, Moln D115. Dave Duffeck, one of the Vocational Rehabilitation counselors, is in his office on Tuesdays from 1:30 to 4 p .m. The program provides vocational rehabilitation to people who have a disability, be it physical, mental or psychological. It will assist these people in attaining vocational goals in order to help them become productive citizens of society. Duffeck or another assigned counselor will develop, with the student, a rehabilitation plan. The services include: vocational evaluation; job placement assistance; training ; physical and psychological restoration; the purchase of occupational tools, licenses and clothing; providing transportation and maintenance payments for training program; as well as other services that are dependent upon financial need. To be eligible for the program, you must be sixteen years or older and have a disability as mentioned above. If there are questions, Duffeck asks that you drop by the Health Center on his day on campus or call him at his Racine office, 636- 3462. Kenosha resident are encouraged to call the Kenosha office. Duffeck asks that students make an appointment with Edith Eisenburg, school nurse, when coming to the Health Center. Legal concerns: Child support and divorce "Legal Concerns: Child Support and Divorce" is the October topic for the monthly public meeting hosted by the Unemployment Task Force. Judy Hartig, attorney with Hartig, Bjelajac and Michelson, and Dan Konkol, assistant District Attorney with Racine County and head of the non-support division, will address some of the problems involved with divorce and child support. Hartig and Konkol will state the options available to those considering divorce or separation, many who are experiencing trouble with spouses or children because of divorce and others who are having difficulties with child support payments. A q uestion and answer session will follow the presentations. We know the stress of the new economy is causing the dissolution of many marriages. The October meeting gives individuals a chance to get some answers to a very emotional situation in a supportive atmosphere. The meeting is Thursday, Oct. 27 at 1:30 in the Crystal Room at Memorial Hall, 72 Seventh St., Racine. The meeting is free and open to the public. Refreshments will be available. The Unemployment Task Force is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its purpose is to help jobless people through the phase of unemployment. Vietnam course sparks student interest RANGER by Mark Feldman American involvement in the Vietnam War ended more than 10 years ago. Post-war rhetoric and discussion continue to try to sort out exactly what happened. For many, bitter memories remain. Others still have not reached an understanding of what, for 20 years, was American's most raging controversy. In order for today's students to see that period more clearly, History Professor Oliver Hayward is offering a course on the war entitled "International Conflict: the Vietnam War." "I think this generation really cares about what happened in that time span," Hayward said in an interview last Wednesday. "There's a lot of concern shown by the students in the class. Many of them talk to me after class about the topic." The class will be broken into five parts, beginning with the early history of Vietnam. "In order to really understand what happened during the American involvement, you have to start at the beginning of the country," Hayward said. As the class centers on certain topics, Hayward will have special lecturers from the faculty to speak on them. "I am trying to avoid sounding judgmental in any way," he said. "I'm not taking a stand on one side or the other. I want to explain things and let the students make their own judgments." The class will have the help of the recent PBS special on Vietnam to visualize some of the class discussions. "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations," Hayward said. "We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly." The class is also being taught at Madison this fall, but it is on a trial run here at Parkside for this semester. "1 wanted to have a more careful "Even with all the information, the Vietnam conflict does not lend itself to simplistic explanations. We have to be careful not to learn things too quickly. 99 -Oliver Hayward look at the war, personally," said Hayward, on reasons why he offered the class. "I was very ambivalent during that period and I really Go From Senior To Manager. Whatever your degree, the Navy can put you in a management position right away. You begin your Navy career with some of the most sophisticated technical and general management training available in important fields like electronics, inventory control, purchasing, personnel administration, engineering and systems analysis. And from your first day as a Navy officer, you have decision-making authority. You're given the level of responsibility you need to turn textbook knowledge into professional know-how, fast. All you need is a BS or BA. 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He graduated in 1960 with a Ph.D. in Russian history with an interest in Eastern Asia. He has been on the Parkside faculty since 1971 when the university was founded His Russian training will aid him in his planned class/trip to the Soviet Union from March 10 to March 24 This will be Hayward's third Soviet trip since 1979. For the low price of $1,690, a student can go to the USSR over spring break and pick up three credits in the process by taking the International Studies Seminar. "It's a great adventure whenever we go," he said. "There's an incredible variety of cultures to see in the Soviet Union." PAB sponsors Steamboat trip by Keith Harmann Steamboat. More mountain than Aspen, more powder than Vail, more lifts than Snowmass, more sun than Sun Valley, more bars than Utah. January first through the ninth, PAB is sponsoring a winter ski vacation to Steamboat Springs, Colorado. The price is $269 ($96 less than last year) and has many quality inclusions: round-trip deluxe motor coach to and from Steamboat, six nights' lodging in the Storm Meadows Condominiums, four-day lift ticket, daily parties ranging from hot tub happy hours to a giant party in the Steamboat central complex and many other options are available on the trip. Applications can be obtained in the Student Activities Office and are due Oct. 18 with a $50 deposit. The final payment is due Nov. 18. Steamboat is the second largest ski mountain in Colorado with an average annual snowfall of 27 feet. The total number of ski runs is 73, and the ski lift capacity is 18 660 skiers per hour. Neil Nelson, coordinator of the trip, said that the price was too good to pass up and that "we had a fun time last year and I'm sure it will be even better this year. We -have two buses going, comnarwitn only one last year. This allows us to have 47 more people going, a total of 94." Steamboat offers more than downhill skiing. There are sleigh rides, ice skating, cross country skiing, sledding and more. The condominiums are furnished with a color TV, a fully-equipped kitchen, all utensils and dishes, private sundeck/patio, fireplace, daily maid service and others. Ann Fralich went on last year's trip and is very excited about returning to Steamboat this year. "I have a lot of good memories about Steamboat and I think that it is great that I'll be able to relive them. Everyone should share the excitement of the Steamboat feeling." Atomic disorder The atomic age has produced a new behavior disorder, the Family Nuclear Syndrome, says a UW-Madison family therapist. Prof. Morton Perlmutter says children hear depressing discussion of nuclear war and the possibility of a holocaust and develop deep and unspecific fears, chronic anxiety, impotent rage and a "live-fortoday attitude." Such feelings show up in the teen years as rebellious attitudes toward social norms on sqxuakconduct and drug,use, , ,y; RANGER Locker thefts reported 7 Thursday, October 20,1983 by Mary Kirton Kaddatz Five thefts in the Phy. Ed. building have been reported to campus Security during the last week and a bait. Items missing were cash, shoes and a Sony walkman radio hour of the five thefts were reported from the men's locker room between 11 a.m. and noon and 1 to 2 p.m. On one occasion, a fire bomb went off in the men's locker room but nothing was reported missing. In most cases the thief was interested in money and valuables, since no clothing was taken. S^curity is investigating the thefts and a few suspects are under surveillance, according to Ron Brinkman of S ecurity. "To the best of our knowledge, no master key is in the wrong hands," said Brinkman. "Locks are being cut off and removed-personal locks and Parkside locks." Brinkman suggests that students not put any money in their lockers if at all possible. He also suggests the use of case-hardened locks that cannot be cut with bolt cutters, and to report anything suspicious to the Security office immediately. There is a reward fund for informers who give information leading to the arrest and conviction of the thief/thieves. One way to make personal items safe, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, is to install airport lockers where the lockers would be visible and patrons would receive a key after inserting a coin into the locker. But, Dannehl pointed out, there are no funds available for such lockers. "The administration is very concerned and very hopeful Security may be apprehending the thieves very soon," said Dannehl. "But until they are caught, do not leave any valuables, especially money, in the locker rooms." Small business course offered Managing Employees in a Small Company" will be the topic of a five-session course at Parkside from 6:30 to 9 p.m. on Thursdays- Nov. 3, 10, 17 and Dec. 8 and 15-in Union Room 104-106. Cost is $50 and persons should pre-register by calling 553-2047 or 553-2620. Instructor for the sessions will be Parkside business management professor Dennis Laker, a former Dental recruitment on campus Charles Alexander, recruiter for Marquette's Dental School, will be at Parkside on Friday, Oct. 21 to talk to students interested in Marquette's dental program. Alexander will be in the Minority Student Program office, WLLC D198, at 1 p.m. small business manager who has presented numerous workshops and seminars at area firms. Laker, who holds a master's degree in industrial-organizational psychology from the University of Illinois and who is currently completing PhD work in that subject, also teaches personnel administration, selection and placement and training and development courses at Pakside. Topics to be covered in the five sessions include selecting, orienting and training new employees; improving management-employee communication; compensation and salary administration; and motivating employees for improved productivity. The program is sponsored by Parkside Business Outreach/Small Business Development Center in conjunction with UW-Extension. Winter Carnival planning /****************** & * American Motorshow J 4 with X * JIM BRADLEY £ J WRJN - 1400 AM { if 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30-4:00 PM X jf MONDAY THRU FRIDAY X Students who are interested in planning the 1984 Winter Carnival are encouraged to contact the Student Activities Office, Union 209. There are 14 designated seats appointed through the five major student organizations and five studentat- large seats available for students who would like to join in the planning of the event. Winter Carnival, to be held Feb. 13-17, is designed to develop friendship and camaraderie through a variety of club and individual events. The festivities traditionally begin with a parade on Monday and conclude with a dance on Friday. The first Winter Carnival committee meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 24. Do something worthwhile... 1W-1W... TPiP-TfcP Join the Ranger Stop in the Ranger office, WLLC D139, next to the Coffee Shop The Fine Arts and Humanities Divisions present PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE Midnight Dream a new play by Luis O. Arata An alchemist and his assistant search for meaning in the nightly heavens. Their humorous and poignant quest leads them to discover more than they wish to know. ONE PERFORMANCE ONLY AT UW-P ^ Wed., Nov. 2, 8 pm. Communication Arts Studio Theater .M?n n,hIc il )eK 50 3'"den,Bi «•«. senior cttteens; rw!nn ™ H ?,00r' $3 and W. tickets at Fine Arts Stf"S® and Un,°" ,n,° Center. For information, can 5&J-4501. This performance is sponsored bv a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. . 8 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Brian Kitzmann Francois Cecile Lavonne Michaud Thomas Sinnett Kimberlie Kranich Robert Goll Maria Ambrose Robin White Linda A. Winzer Scholarships reward academic excellence About $9,000 in Molinaro and Alumni Association Merit Scholarships has been awarded to Parkside students based upon their superior academic performances. Scholarships paying for three Parkside pre-medicine students' 1983-84 tuition, which is $1,209 a year, went to the winners of the George and Madeline Molinaro Pre-Medicine Scholarship Fund, established three years ago by Madeline Molinaro, widow of the Kenosha civic and labor leader, who as a prominent state assemblyman, introduced legislation in 1965 which established Parkside. The Molinaro Scholars are sophomore Lavonne Michaud, Kenosha; freshman Linda Winzer, Kenosha; and freshman Francois Cecile, Racine. Graduates of Parkside's widely recognized pre-medicine program, FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE 41 TO BANK 'i l-ffO( K TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 mnBER vnir based in the university's science division and advised by life science professor Anna Marie Williams, have been admitted to medical schools at rates far exceeding the national average. Several Parkside pre-med graduates have gone on to medical school and returned to Kenosha or Racine to establish private practices. Incoming freshmen who are winners of $1,000 merit scholarships at Parkside, money for which came* from the university Alumni Association's fund-raising campaign this year, are: Maria Ambrose, Kenosha; Robert Goll, Kenosha; Kimberlie Kranich, Racine; Thomas Sinnet, Racine; Robin White, Racine; and Brian Kitzmann, Sturtevant. Those students ranked in the top 10 percent of their high school graduating classes. In addition, Parkside business majors Martin Rheaume, Racine, and Ellen Breitbach of St. Francis, Wis., each were awarded $400 scholarships from the Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing Management Association. Peer Support awards scholarships Peer Support has awarded scholarships to Rosalie A. Mutchler and Kristine Sandow. Each will receive $50 to help with their college expenses. These awards are intended for the fall 1983 semester. Mutchler attended St. Catherine's High School in Racine, graduating in 1962. She then attended Gateway Technical School parttime in 1979-80. After Gateway, she went to college in Ohio part-time. Currently, Mutchler is a full-time student and has not attended college within the past seven years. Mutchler hopes to seek a degree "which will enable me to pursue a career in social work and counseling." She is interested in psychology and sociology courses and expects to gain much personal satisfaction in developing her career. Sandow attended Edgerton High School and graduated in 1962. She has been unemployed for over a year. Her educational goals are simple and straight forward,. She intends to study a variety of subjects that interest her and this will combine with her vast work history in order to produce a more employable person. She will eventually become more self-sufficient and gain confidence in herself. •••••••• Two $50 scholarships are being offered by Peer Support, a major student organization concerned with helping non-traditional students (23 years of age and older) make a successful return to academic life. Applicants should be those who plan to enroll at least part-time at Parkside in Spring '84. Application blanks are available in the Peer Support office (WLLC D- 175) or you may call (553-2706). Applications are due Dec. 1. Checks will be mailed Dec. 31. Licensed drinkers New program endows Should drinkers be licensed? A Wisconsin legislator thinks so. Rep. John Medinger's bill would require high school graduates to pass a test if they want to drink legally before turning 21. That way, says Medinger, young drinkers learn "the rules of the road." Two incoming freshmen studehts at Parkside, Mary Haen and Jeffrey Beard, both of Kenosha, recently were awarded American State Bank Merit Scholarships of $1,000 each to be used for their first two years of university work. The scholarship program was established this year by the Kenosha bank's board of directors as an endowment fund for students from Kenosha County to attend Parkside. The bank began the endowment with a $5000 gift and intends to contribute additional funds each year. American State Bank Merit Scholarships are awarded annually on the basis of academic achievement in high school and potential for excellent in university work. Haen, of 3603 10th Ave., a 1983 graduate of Bradford High School who maintained a perfect 4.0 grade point average (straight A's) during her high school career, has entered Parkside's accelerated three-year pre-medicine program. Beard, of 4918 70th St., a 1983 graduate of St. Joseph's High School who ranked in the top one percent of the nation's' collegebound students on his college admissions examinaton, plans to major in business and pre-law at Parkside. Scholarship recipients are selected by a committee of Parkside faculty. NSF fellowships selected The National Research Council, in conjunction with the National Science Foundation, will select candidates for the Foundation's programs for Graduate Fellowships and Minority Fellowships. Final selection of Fellows will be made by the Foundation, with awards to be announced in March 1984. NSF Fellowships are intended for students at or near the beginning of their graduate study, and will be awarded for study or work leading to master's or doctoral degrees in the mathematical, physical, biological, engineering, and social sciences, and in the history and philosophy of science. Eligible applicants will, in general, be college seniors or first-year graduate students who, at the time of application, have not completed more than 20 semester/30 quarter hours, or equivalent, of study in any of the aforementioned science and engineering fields following completion of their first baccalaureate degree. The annual stipend for NSF Fellows will be $8,100 for a 12 month tenure. The deadline for applications is Nov. 23. For further information and applications contact the Fellowship Office, National Research Council, 2101 Constitution Avenue, Washington, D.C. 20418. Loan application fee illegal A $10 fee for processing Guaranteed Student Lpans applications is illegal, the Minnesota Higher Education Coordinating Board has decided recently. It struck down a request from the University of Minnesota and a state association of financial aid adminstrators to change the state loan contract to permit a GSL fee. Campus officials say the fee is needed to cover rising administrative costs and insure speedy processing of applications. The board saw the fee as a potential burden on needy students, however. HANGER Wind Ensemble to perform 9 Thursday, October 20,1983 Three innovative contemporary wind ensemble selections and two works from early band-music eras will be performed by the Parkside 40-piece wind ensemble, conducted by music professor Mark Eichner, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 27 in the Union Cinema Theater. Tickets, available at the door, are $1 for all students, senior citizens and UW-P staff and $2 for others. Featured contemporary selections are Vincent Persichetti's "Masquerade for Band," which develops a short musical passage through a series of variations; Normal Dello Joio's "Colonial Ballads," a set of six movements that presents a "feast of orchestral colors; ' and Alan Hovhaness' "Journey to a Holy Mountain" from Symphony No. 20 for Band, a piece that reflects the composer's Armenian heritage through its mystic and hypnotic character. u Tlband music selections are Haydn Wood's "Mannin Veen-Dear Isle of Man," which is representative of the early 20th century English practice of transcribing folk songs into hypnotic settings for band and which was one of the first works to use the band as a concert organization; an(j Louis gpohr's Notturno," for Turkish Band, Opus 34, a German classical piece composed in the spirit of a Mozart serenade incorporating a number of dance styles including a minute, a march, a theme and variations and a spirited finale. e, "S'oj y'Sombra" ("Sun and Shade"), a Spanish march by George Gates, will close the program. Earn $ by selling advertising for Ranger. For more information, contact Catherine Chaffee in the Ranger office. EK"* W "usio Vivian Rodriguez Racine- Professor Mark Eichner, set for 8 p.m. on upcoming concert by the University of Wisconsin* hursday' 0ct- 27« in the Union Cinema Theater. IBM Personal Computers piSCOUMS AVAILABLE All f aculty, staff and students are eligible For more information call or write IBM National Accounts Division, 611 E. Wisconsin Ave. Milwaukee. Wl 53202 (414) 347-6000. YTWTWtTiTirjj Happy Birthday, James Ross Buchanan Congratulations Andy & Brenda, you lucky mom and dad. Best wishes from all of us on the Ranger staff. 10 Thursday, October 20, 1983 RANGER "I Am A Camera'' Milwaukee theater presents "Midnight Dream" that his work is no longer considered valuable. Along with the play's other character, Nog, the alchemist's assistant, Alexander embarks on a search for meaning amid "an atmosphere of fantastic realism..in the contemporary world." The characters are portrayed by Eric Ness, as Alexander, and Paul Zawadsky, as Nog. Ness and Zawadsky received favorable review for their performances opposite each other in Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," which was performed-at Parkside last spring. Ness, who grew up in LaCrosse, has performed at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival, the Champlain Shakespeare Festival in Burlington, Vt„ and with the Nebraska Theater Caravan. Zawadsky, a Stevens Point native, has performed with the prestigious Arena Stage Theater in Washington and the Fort Worth (Tex.) Shakespeare Festival. Both performers are graduates of UW-Milwaukee's Professional Actors Training Program. Are activities beneficial? Does participation in outside activities increase students' satisfaction with college life or interfere with it? Past sociological studies produced contradictory answers, but a new look at the question by Richard McKaig, assistant dean of students at Indiana University, indicates that not only are students happier with college life when they participate in outside activities, but the more active their participation, the more satisfaction they derive. The exceptions are student government and residence hall organizations, where the most active students are the most dissatisfied. Using the College Student Satisfaction Questionnaire (CSSQ),. Form C, as a standardized test, McKaig measured the general satisfaction with college life among a sample of 10 percent of the juniors and seniors at IU. With a Student Activities Questionnaire he developed, McKaig also measured the correlation between the degree of satisfaction and the level of participation. Those students highly active in student government and residence hall organizations proved to be less satisfied with college life than those at the lowest level of participation. It's hard to draw cause-and-effect conclusions from such studies, McKaig says, but he thinks student governments generally seek political reforms rather than social ones, and those come more slowly. An administrator himself, McKaig says, "Maybe we frustrate those people more than we haVe to ." Special: 25% off Jube Jells Week of Oct. 17 California Mix Licorice Bully Malted Milk Balls Milk Caramels Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kissses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearmint Leaves Starlite Mints Caramel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Caramel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Watermelon Sparklers Cinnamon Bears Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Scott Niles and Mary Beth Kelleher rehearse a scene from "I Am A Camera," the Dramatic Arts fall main stage production. Performances are Oct. 28, 29, 30 and Nov. 4 and 5 in the Communication Arts Theater. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst I Milwaukee's Paradox Studio • Theatre will bring its production of Luis D. Arata's new two-character play, "Midnight Dream," a humor-, ous and poignant tale of an aging alchemist's search for life's meaning, to Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 2 in the Communication Arts Studio Theatre. Advance tickets, available at the Union Information Center, are $2.50 f or senior citizens and UW-P students and staff; $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 a nd $4. Limited seating is available, so advance registrations are encouraged and can be made by calling Parkside's Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The performance is being supported by a grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and is sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts and Humanities divisions. In "Midnight Dream," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates an elderly alchemist, Alexander, who must come to grips with the fact RANGER _ Yarborough heads Learning Lab by Carol Kortemlick , .. 11 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Hidden in a deep, secluded corner of the library, in level D-l, lies the Learning Lab. Thelma Yarborough is the new coordinator of the Learning Lab and is also teaching Reading and Study Skills. Yarborough arrived at Parkside on May 15 from Washington, D. C. where she had worked for two institutions teaching Afro-American studies, History, Reading and Study skills. She enjoys the informal atmosphere at Parkside and finds the new equipment more effective. Her true reason for coming to Parkside, she said, is because "it is the birthplace of academic freedom." Many students are ignorant of the Learning Lab's value. The Learning Lab is seen as the place to help get "slow" students through college. Yarborough sees this label as particularly inhibiting for all students, especially when it can help with research, improve study skills and even teach one how to take exams more effectively. She enjoys the Learning Lab, yet hopes to see some much-needed improvements. In any institution, Yarborough's top priority is the students. Her goal at Parkside is to promise the growth of the Learning Lab and from there to facilitate learning for all students. Her dedication to the Learning Lab is mixed with a concern that all individuals obtain an equal opportunity for higher education. She feels many people lose the chance for better education due to their low financial status, in that the middle class sets a standard for Painting techniques taught The painting techniques of old masters will be examined in a University Extension one day art class, and students will learn to use a number of different painting methods, such as grisaille, glazine, and underpainting. The instructor, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of Racine, began her art education in Copenhagen, Denmark, her native land. She has since received M.A. and M.F.A. degrees in painting from the University of Iowa, and a masters degree in teaching art from the University of New Hampshire. Her experience has included teaching, exhibiting in numerous shows and galleries, and designing for industry, a publishing company, and an art museum. The class is intended for either the person who would like to start using oil paints, or one who has already achieved some proficiency with that medium or similar media — for example, acrylic, alkyd or watercolor. The class will be held on Saturday, November 12, from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., in Tallent Hall. Students are asked to register by Nov. 4 with University Extension, phone (414) 553-2312. The fee is $15i > Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Sea0rams itvtn Croum Croum '"town u i gwuM" s#"*'"5<* """it Si«»«tso« 0 8'i iiwmi «s s o taste of Seagram ^ * w Damcefoter stirs Seren&Seren '© 1983 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO.. N Y . N Y AMERICAN WHISKEY-A BLEND 80 P ROOF. Scyeii-Up",and '7U P" aie trademarks qf the ,Seven Up Company. The Parkside interview RANGER Dean's list... by Jill Whitney Nielsen Associate Professor of English, Jim Dean has been with Parkside since 1970. He graduated from the College of William and Mary in Virginia and went on to receive his Ph.D. from the Shakespeare Institute at the University of Birmingham, England. He lived in Stratford- upon-Avon for two years. Awarded the Fulbright Grant, he spent 1977 and 1978 traveling around South America, teaching Contemporary American Poetry at Brazilian Universities. As well as Shakespeare, his interests lie in Contemporary Comparative Poetry. •••••••• What are your feelings on collective bargaining? To quote Ben Franklin, "If we don't hang together, we'll all hang separately." I was affiliated with the AFL-CIO, checking contracts for the musicians' union and without it, many of them would have been up a creek, so to say. So you're in favor of it? Sure. You are no less a professional when you're part of an organization. How useful do you feel tenure is? "I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way." Very useful. Without it we wouldn't have the protection of freedom of speech. Well, what about people who are awarded tenure and don't deserve it? There's always some dead wood floating around, but good people more than compensate for that. What about the ones who deserve it and don't get it? It's more of a supply and demand situation, rather than the deserving being deemed deficient. There are just too many qualified people and not enough jobs. How do you feel about the balance between teaching and research? PIZZA PLUS ^(FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) LAI HROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE 633-6307 *******^*********? Teaching should be the main thing, the main goal. But research is for keeping you "alive," keeping you informed and in touch with what you're teaching. But it's the students first, then the art. Do you think we place too much emphasis on research? No, some schools do, but not Parkside. ' •••••••* How do you like Parkside? I m glad to be here. You have the chance to do many things that may interest you instead of being pigeon-holed into one field. I also love the area, right next to the park, near the lake. Water, I think is very important to well-being. How do you like teaching? Teaching is fun. Everything is for the students. When you begin to teach, the text is the most important thing, but after a few years working with the students, their ideas and their responses to the literature become more important. There's the real reward. How do you feel about the relationship between the faculty and administration? We have both a corporate and a collegiate structure. The power goes up and down at the same time, but more often down. What about your own division? We have some good people in Administration. The current Chairman of Humanities is very good We've had some rare luck with our chairmen. And all of our people are not only excellent within the division, but they get invoked in the whole aspect of UW-P, heading committees, etc. How do you think Humanities compares with other divisions? It s still aive. But we could use more attention from upstairs. •••••••• How do you like the students at UW-P? We have a very wide range in age and experience that's a definite Associate Professor of English James Dean plus. I feel it's gotten better. Admission is more selective, so we're getting a higher caliber of student. Do you think they're apathetic, not wanting to get involved? You can't be apathetic in class; you'll never last. I want total commitment from my students. Halfway is no way. Wouldn't you like to see more students involved outside of class? Sure I would. But it's a commuter school. You have to bump into each other on the ^streets, in the supermarkets, at the gas stations to get the interaction you mean. Wouldn't dorms be the answer? Dorms would certainly help. But conditions have improved. For intance, the union. And we now have films, plays, concerts, trips. It's better than it used to be. Education starts in the classrooms, but that's just the beginning. You must come to see things in another light, from fluorescent to neon, so to speak. You're one of the professors who holds classes outside. Do you find that beneficial? Absolutely. It's a totally different atmosphere. The sky's the limit. How would you describe your teaching style? I don't know. I should be asking you that. How do you feel about the education in today's high schools? It's a wonderful time for learning. I think they're doing the best they can with the depressed economy. Schools are understaffed, teacher s are overworked and underpaid, and it's reflected in the educaton kids are getting. What do you think about their cutting certain electives out of the curriculum, such as music and drama? Some of the curriculum still reflect the fad courses of the '70's. Well, fad is fat, and should be cut out, but electives such as music, drama, athletics, certain lit. courses are basic to well-rounded education. The less kids get, the worse off they'll be. I admire the student who with only basics from high school can still do well in college. How has a college education differed in the last ten years? It s different. It may or may not be better, but it is different. Ranger takes all types Come see us at WLLC D139 RANGER 13 Thursday, October 20,1983 Cadets come to Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The last dance here was a huge success with the Protectors. The next dance will be even better with Racine's own R & B CADETS. They're coming back to the Parkside Union Thursday, Oct. 20. Doors open at 8 p.m. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $2 for guests. It's tonight, so be there (in Union Square) or be square. * * * * * * * * "Hey, Joe! Doing anything tonight? Want to go to a movie together?" "Good idea! The Verdict is playing in the Union Cinema this weekend, and it's only $1." Yes, "The Verdict" will be showing here at 3:30 p.m. today and will be repeated at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Friday and at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday., Next week's movie will be Night of the Living Dead. * * * * * * * * This Wednesday, Oct. 26, John Hunsbuscher will be performing for the Coffeehouse. Relax and watch him from 12-2 p.m. or 8-10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. * * * * * * * * The free movie of the week is the famous Psycho. It's the original, uncut movie that was far better than its sequel. Come see it Tuesday night and don't miss the famous shower scene. All of the above events-are sponsored by PAB. * * * * * * * * The Social Science Round Table this week features Prof. Alexander Lichtman. He will talk on "The Soviet Propaganda Machine: Perspectives on the Scholarly Life in Communist Countries III." The program is open to the public at no charge. It will be Monday, Oct. 24, at noon, in Union 106. * * * * * * * * The foreign film this weekend is The Seduction of Mimi. It will be shown Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series. •••••••• The UW-Extension is sponsoring three courses this week. The first is called "Small Business Loans and How to Obtain Them," on Saturday at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. On Monday there will be two courses offered: "Working with Children of Divorce" and "Divorce for Men: Artist arrives Nationally-known airbrush artist Robert Paschal will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Oct. 26 to present a slide-illustrated lecture at 2:15 p.m. and demonstrate airbrush painting techniques at 3:30 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D-145 (the painting studio.) The presentations are free and open to the public. Paschal, author of the book "Airbrushing for Fine and Commercial Artists," is a full-time artist who earned his bachelor and master of fine arts degrees from the State University of New York and has exhibited work at numerous exhibitions, including the New England Exhibition of Sculpture and Painting, the Ball State University Annual Drawing and Small Sculpture Show and the Minot State National Drawing Exhibition. Recently, he exhibited at a national invitational show focusing on the "Artist and the Airbrush" at San Jose State University. He has lectured on airbrush techniques and history at many colleges and universities, including the Pratt Institute and the Art Students League in New York, the University of Massachusetts and Loyola University. His appearance at Parkside is being organized by the Art Discipline and is funded in part by Exxon Corp. Surviving the Trauma" at 9 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. respectively. Call ext. 2312 f or details. * * * * * * * A workshop called "Parent to Parent" will be held Tuesday at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall, room 182, and is open to anyone. It is sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Call ext. 227 for details. * * * * * * * * Kevin Hamberger, Clinical Psychologist of the Southeastern Family Practice Center, will be speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26. His seminar, called "Stress," will be at 11:50 a.m. in Union 106. The seminar is free and open to the public." 4 Kenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake-24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 > I 14 Thursday, October 20,1983 RANGER Chicken McGoebbles Or: over to you, James thZIJwhV irather 3uaint' if somewhat improbable theory that chums that World War Two may never Hmpr hfdl"? Kth»1uChanCellor of Germany Adolf pel shop b u^ess ^ a"d g0nc ,nto the While this theory may be a bitch to prove, it nevernn! i?f US Wth a relatively neat jump-off probabilities ' SpeCulations on recent historical im- Luckily, advances in improbability theory have al- !lw ,re^earchfs m the Historical Oddball Department at Harvard University to construct alternate scenarios with a percentage error of less than .000002 facts per million. While this may not provide us with great insights as to what really happened in history, the conrfthprS,? n theoretical documents provide us with a rather unique view of what might have been. The articles presented below were written by the SUf? a . ors 'n their respective scenarios. There is little true deviation from the purported facts. Hypothesis 1: What if James Joyce worked for NBC Sports: and the plate was stepped step to the plate yes and he saw the pitcher yes and took the stance but the air was cool and the noise was like a thousand yes batting .521 against lefties with the power of the orient yes and it new to him and he looked dark the arabian sun beating yes and he struck yes once struck and it connected yes with the crack yes yes over yes up it flew yes and mcwilliams going back yes and it flew it's over yes it's out of here yes homer yes it is homer yes it is yes and— Yes. Hypothesis 2: What if T.S. Elliott worked for the IRS? Let us go now, you and I, And with the forms conduct our lives. So It Goes* by John Kovalic Oh, do not ask "What was it?" Let us go and make our audit. (In the room the women come and go talking of tax deductibles.) Do I dare, do I dare, disturb the essence of Uncle Sam and deduct the three martini lunches? (I think I know just what his hunch is.) Hypothesis 3: What if Adolf Hitler managed a Burger King? June 5, 1945 Dear Diary, Der last days are upon us, but I know victory will be ours^ Vhich is better? Flame broilink, fryink or gassink? Put three million more burgers in der offens today, but McDonald's is gettink strong. Plot to kill off Ronald by force-feeding him Mayor McCheese vas complete flop. Der Munchkins did not chance sidez after all. Some gerdammint punk kid vanted a burger done his vay. Hoo-boy did I show him. Bet he feels silly valking around mit der cash register shuved up his vear-unt. Hypothesis 4: What if a wizened, senile, B-movie actor became president of the United States? Conclusion: Too ridiculous to contemplate. The Big Chill": Warm and intelligent by Patricia Cumbie "The Big Chill" is a light-hearted drama about the reunion of seven college friends who haven't kept in touch with each other since graduation. The thing that reunites them is the suicide of their friend, Alex. This may not sound too uplifting, but the humor that is utilitized sets the tone for an enjoyable and sensitive movie. The movie opens with Alex's funeral, which ends with an organ rendition of "You Can't Always Get What You Want," his favorite song. During the drive to the cemetery, one gets introduced to each character. Some are very successful, including a doctor, a lawyer, a TV star and a journalist. Together they experience the loss of their friend and gain insight into their own personal experiences since they were last together, in the sixties. How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? THE BIGCHIM In a cold world you need your friends to keep you warm. The movie portrays human nature accurately, as the characters argue and discuss their feelings In one scene, at dinner, a tense atmosphere is broken by Nick (William Hurt), when he says, "If Alex were here, he'd say, 'Pass the dessert."' The cast consists of virtual unknowns, except for William Hurt. They play off one another well. It is plausible that they are a group of close friends. One thing that does deserve mention is the music. If you like music from the sixties, you'll enjoy the soundtrack from this movie. As I watched, I was humming and my feet were tapping. The movie stars Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, Jobeth Williams, Tom Berenger, Jeff Goldblum, Mary Kay Place and Meg Tilly. This is a movie worth seeing. It is nice for a change to see a movie with adults and an intelligent and enjoyable plot. Once Ober Easy On Trac! by Dick Oberbruner "Before the Trac II" (Rewritten after reading W.B. Lockwood's "Language of the British Isles, Past and Present") There is, as yet, no means of knowing through what eons of time males have been shaving. He has certainly seen Ice Ages come and go with scraggly chins — the fragments of the human skull from the Thames gravel at Batsmeat has remains of stubble. It makes no odds, therefore, that man did not begin shaving until a quarter of a million years ago. His earliest attempts may have been accompanied by* the earliest screams — wh oops only a heated simian would respond to. With the power of oral expression came the need to shave and compare, an intregal factor in man's gradual emancipation from five o'clock shadow to the smoothness of a newborn's hinder. And when his technique was at last perfected, he was then man indeed — eligible and macho. These attributes have been part of the general evolution of the male ego who can say how many tribes of homo d'nubbens have wandered the tundra in search of a reflecting pool? Looking back through unshaven millenia, the imagination dimly comprehends males attracting females by looks rather than by club. Each and every male must have possessed a sharp edged rock or stick to scrape away the accumulation of facial fringe. Only the details are lost, for though archeology brought much understanding of even the remotest ways, for our purposes the jaw of prehistoric man is unclear. Of the transition from brutish profile to Gatsby silhouette we know little, other than the myriad attempts at using metal cutting edges to swipe away goatee. In any case, we know for a fact, man was unable to shave that morning for the dawning of history. Yet some of the archeologist's finds permit at least (what has been called) the Aqua Velva factor. Some 25,000 yea rs ago, we are told, the last European Straight-Edge Age was reaching its climax. Most of Britain had been under some strain to relieve after-burn. The warming climate and the receding glacier brought a springlike atmosphere — a frivolity the pain stricken males would have to pass up. Herds of reindeer and bison paraded along pastures adjacent to man's communities, yet man was unable to cope with the hunt due to windburn. The harpoon and spear once used to kill his prey were the tools of his demise when it came to steppin' out. We are ignorant of the real intent of these people, but we still know them well for they are the same stock and culture as those Cro-Magnon shavers whose need for a panacea outlasted their need for a cookout. Intelligence of this calibre bears witness to the advanced after-shave tech- Xlh ^ modern da from the glacier as a skin coolant. y Billings. They used ice The bearers of such a culture will undoubtedly have shaven a full ™esa week- C0I"parable in principle to any found today. Along : e lines, women found the need to scrape the hair off their lees to expenence the same cooling effect. 8 or^il^Yr h3d 3pfeal in mind 11 win have *>een abundant in ex- E? \ ?nces between (what seemed beforehand) hairy upfigure fw lch^ndiv ri V? certainly have Possessed a special bodily brawls. '"dividual, for use ,n courting rituals and tag-team «rwl!h>TanS^p WOuId be a halbnark the Shaving Age in a society ^ til analogies among smooth skins today be any guide must have invested good looks with an aura of slovenliness. 8 ' * Carl's Corner Again I'm here upon the bus, Around me people swear and cuss. We all sit still and breathe our air divided by sixty is about two inches square. The bus stops fast and smacks my face ?Su 2dd?e n?lyb Lthpela ,dy ri1v3e8r Wtuirthn sa larSe brief case. and I develop aisle burns, as to the front I bounce and roll, and wrap my teeth around a pole. So when we get to school, look for me. I won t be hard to find, you see J5r,midst the jumble and the mess 111 be the one tapping S.O.S. by Carl Chcrnouski iMSS* S « J «J.,» ,t !•»«... „ „ „„ „ . BANGER Services Offered Typing and calligraphy. Speedy service, call Louise, 654-4505. Typing service, 10c a page, double spaced; 15<c sin gle. 551-8174, ask for Chris. RSK Typing Services. Professional results. Very reasonable. Call 554-0953. Have YRU play at your gig now! Low Frat Rates. 453-7994. Typing available-contact Joan, WLLC D-195, ext. 2605. Wanted McCarthyism history book for History 102. Call 694-7704. Singers Wanted!! Women's barbershop harmony rehearsal, Mon. nights. Racine Holy Communion Church, 2000 W. 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Show us your current Parkside ID or Alumni Card and the first beer is on us. Carl's Pizza, somewhere in Racine. ready forVaT Aancing shoes ready for Park Avenue Satur- SdTJor WUcT °n the h'wiU°give you'guts'3'5''1 Bran" UG: Tonight 9:00, Bring the Raisin Bran and let's not eet caught this time.. Your buddy, Classified ads Rod: The secret is out. Everyone knows you're the "Park Avenue Kid!!!" BC: The slide show was interesting. ...!!! Thanks! JAK: Welcome back. I missed you a lot last weekend. TB Paielli's Dave: I sure love those fresh buns. Your main squeeze. B.D.: Wanna get "tucked in" this weekend? Computer Club: Get off Ascii and do something!! Asttrm Guess Who!! Rust Ahles: What happened to your sexy cutoff shirts??!! Tom: Your Fuscia really brightens (blinds) my day. Love, T. Sweetness: How many times must I tell you you move me, you Mayflower Employee!! B.L. 15 Thursday, October 20,1983 B.L. Thank you. I love you. Sw. Ludlow: Do I get an. "A" for prose? Happy Anni. Come on kids, cut that out!!! Bon-Bon Dahling-see you next week for the amazing analysis. Can't wait, dahling!!! Mol: Hang in there. Christmas comes on the wings of time. Sandler lives, Snooky. I'll he there. Just call!! Dimple!! uw - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE DAVS A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time Arrungemenfs by ECHO TRAVEL INC. WITH TRANSPORTATION JANUARY 1 -9 Steamboat FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS" PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A T LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. SECOND BUS IS NOW FILLINGI SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 16 Thursday, October 20,1083 Psvcho-Bahhlp Lord, what food those morsels be Out on a Linn by Rick Luehr In recent weeks TV Guide has run two fascinating articles entitled "Three's Company: What's It Trying to Tell Us?" and "Dallas vs. Dynasty: Which is Better?" 'Now that's what I like to see-a return to hard-hitting, investigative journalism. For too long now TV Guide has had stories on unimportant, frivolous topics. It's so nice to see them returning to what journalism is all about. Following in this trend, TV Guide will be running the following articles in the coming weeks: "Hegelian Philosophy in 'The Dukes of Hazzard'," "Was Darwin Right?: The 'Mr. Smith' Story," •4'The Shakespearean Roots of The 'A' Team'," and "'T.J. Hooker': Man or Myth?" Be sure to read these thoughtprovoking, stimulating articles in TV Guide, the last bastion of true journalism. * * * * * * * Hello, I'm Orson Welles. After a hard day of whatever it is that I'm doing these days, I like to sit down to a truly fine meal. And do you know what makes a meal really special? Food. That's right, food. -You know, food's not just for special occasions. You can eat it every day. There are so many ways to prepare food. You can boil it, bake it, fry it or put it in a salad. As a matter of fact, you can do almost anything with it. And food's not only for meals, but also makes a tasty, nutritious snack. Just the thing to give to the kids after they get home from school. In my opinion, the best way to serve food is with a nice cool beverage. So remember, the next time you're hungry, try food. You won't regret it. (This has been a message from the International Food Producers Council). • • * • • • * * Tragedy struck the advertising world today with the demise of the Kool-Aid walking pitcher. Apparently hearing a construction worker mention how thirsty he was,_ the pitcher broke through the outside wall of a building and plunged 40 stories to his death. All that was left of him was a red splotch, presumably cherry, and several rapidly melting ice cubes on the sidewalk. When asked to comment, the construction worker said, "All I said was 'Boy, I could sure use something to drink,' and all of a sudden, this red guy came bustin' through the wall and hollered, 'Oh yeah, Kool-Aiiii....'. "You know, that so b, made a hole in that stupid wall that's gonna take all day to fix. Serves the bastard right, the stupid fu.." The pitcher is survived by his wife and three small dessert glasses. Orson Welles is the official bloated thespian of the 1984 Olympic Games The Death of Lady Bess by Kendyl Marie Linn Used cars are peculiar. Even without minds of their own, or any kind of emotion, they can get temperamental. Rather like some women, I'm sure the male gender would agree. Perhaps this is the reasoning behind giving cars women's names. Bearing this in mind, my experience with Bessie, a 1969 Dodge Dart, should have come as no surprise. On a very rainy Tuesday, Bessie and I, along with a friend named Janice, ventured into the untamed wilds otherwise known as the Hills of Vernon. Having accomplished what we set out to do-pillage, plunder and ultimately conquer Hawthorne Center Mall-we set out for the homeland. With time still on our hands, we chanced to visit the Forest and the Bluffs of the Lake. It was there Bessie chose to desert us. At first, she was quite subtle about it; just some general coughing and sputtering. Nothing that we thought would hinder our homeward journey. Then, out of the clear blue (well, gray, actually), Bessie's spunk just disappeared. Which left Janice and me stranded in the middle of Sheridan Road. To our good fortune, a valiant black night drove up in a Cadillac and attempted to resuscitate Bessie, but she only stayed with us long enough to make it to a nearby station of gas. After much consultation with the wizards and wise men of the station, it was decied that not only had Bessie's drive and spunk gone, but also her carburetor and transmission. They concluded than an evil' force much greater than anything they had encountered had overtaken her. I looked over the shoulders of the wizards, into the depths of the engine, but all I could see were masses of evil gremlins and serpents. I felt truly a damsel in distress. In the meantime, Janice had placed an S.O.S. to her knight in the homeland, Sir Pryse. He arrived a short time later, in his trusty Escort, ready to defend us to the death. That, however, was not necessary as the good wizards managed to trap Bessie, now somewhat of a demon, within an impenetrable force known as a parking garage. And Sir Pryse, the good fellow he was, kindly took us home. However, dear reader, our story ends not here. We did manage to exorcise Bessie once, but, no sooner did we get her on the road than the demons overtook her again. She is currently under the care of some gentle gnomes in the magical land of Illinois. In time, she Will be returned home, where we will be reunited, and then... I'll retire her to the scrap heap. New! In Comm. Arts See Shakespeare's many seductions "Country Matters: Selected Seductions by Shakespeare," a collection of classic scenes from the Bard's most memorable plays performed by a five-member cast of nationally known stage and screen actors including Anthony Zerbe, Lee Meriwether and Robert Beltran, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets-# for UW-P students and $5 for others-and advance seating reservations are available at the campus Union Information Center. For more information call 553-2345 or 553-2278. The performance, produced by Cameo Entertainments of Santa Cruz, Calif., is being sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board. The production is designed to appeal to a wide audience and will include scenes from Shakespeare's greatest works, among them "The Taming of the Shrew," "Hamlet," "Julius Caesar," "Othello," "As You Like It," and "Much Ado About Nothing." Zerbe, a versatile actor who has performed extensively on stage and screen, is most widely known for his Emmy Award-winning portrayal Introducing ... Johnsenville SMURFWURST The fuzzy treat that's fun to eat! For the beach or ballpark, Smurfwurst are made with them loveable Saturday I morning muffitts! Just plain good! of Lt. Trench in ABC-TV's "Harry- 0" series starring the late David Jansson. Zerbe recently appeared opposite Elizabeth Taylor in the Broadway revival of "The Little, Foxes" and he played the lead role in the play "Solomon's Child." His film credits include feature roles in "The Turning Point," "Who'll Stop the Rain?," "The First Deadly Sin," and "Soggy Bottom, U.S.A" as well as appearances in the movies "Rooster Cogburn," "Papillon" and "Cool Hand Luke." Zerbe also has a co-starring role in the recently released film "The Continued on Page 17; ™.EhBeltAa! aJ? ,The Country munication Arts Theater on Nov. 8M. atters" cast wUl b e at the ComShakespeare Continued from Page 16 Dead Zone," based on the book by Stephen King. Other stage credits include seasons with the Milwaukee Repertory Theatre, Canada's Stratford Theatre and the Mark Taper Forum, where Zerbe appeared in the original production of "The Catonsville Nine," and as Iago in "Othello," co-starring James Earl Jones. Meriwether, who co-starred in the long-running CBS-TV series "Barnaby Jones,", with Buddy Ebsen, is a former Miss America with numerous stage, TV and film credits. Among the films she has appeared in are "The Courtship of Eddie's Father," with Glenn Ford, "The Legend of Lylah Claire," with Ernest Borgnine, "Angel in My Pocket," with Andy Griffith and "The Undefeated," with John Wayne. Meriwether served as a judge for this year's Miss America Pageant, broadcast recently on national TV. The other performers to appear in "Country Matters" are: Robert Beltran, who recently won favorable reviews for his portrayal of the title role in the offbeat comedy flim "Eating Raoul," and who has performed with the Californisa Shakespeare Festival in productions including "As You Like It," "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and "Hamlet;" Joyce Fideor, best known for her recurring roles in the TV daytime dramas "Ryan's Hope" and "Another World," and who began her theatrical career with the Yale Repertory Theatre where she performed in plays including "Puntulla," "The Durango Flash" and "The Three Sisters;" Roy Dotrice, who has been described by The Times of London as one of the world's greatest Shakespearean actors and who has performed in numerous plays with England's prestigious Royal Shakespeare Company including "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "King Lear" and "The Taming of the Shrew." The Funny Paper CaDer rifnROWcS>YSELrTOl(WHY S»tS!CRETARY AND TOLD HER ' UNDERSTAND YOU AND M*HAUV»INGP ALNE A FHFAAVIER BEEN WHAT MAKE5 YOU SAY HE WAS A NICE GUY, MISS? 17 Thursday, October 20,1983 UH... WELL, ON, I CALLED HIS OFFICE JUST ft MINUTE AGO. AND THEV T OLD m HE HAD BEEN, UH, KILLED. S OMEWHERE. WildLife WEEK: EVERYONE KNEW HER! ErfL-SETEATE UTS\O)6?t >T HikEj tOo TSH. 6gt l THft&tS iIWRGAkOj/cAFfjf TB BLOUJ OFF THE FACE ' OifP hT/here oc o. THE Seizor cense fi re BAkftjoV cA"»A DS*O uBjfOld oosheo I S Pefbft7F& F&AIKJ FOR Tomorrow All in the Faculty TTTBH^FIAOEVCAExLy tCzALaSOASKASM, WUAErRiOhVH. Qr.UiSwS1 ' . :—: . _ ^ V>oqusytcSu eL O£0FT TVhRe.\.S J \ Worn'/ IT STARKOvR AS AH E^THEJ GETTING PickEPUP A fAssi nOf Beaver, WHO its HiQHTtMf HE ^NTTOTHfiCLU© Foft/9 TCAN ?cS!I'THc PAM51 T£ - W H o w ir— John and Rick's Mystery Meat Competition! Try and guess on what day these favorite mystery meats will appear on the cafeteria menu. (Note: they may appear on the same day or even in the same dish.) Cafeteria employees may not enter. Try your luck today. CJ&HJET RASlLT OfFtTtloOZhJ RIMt Ch C/ooisork fs \iR&a*Aus et-hcuft snen CJ/7H... \ t cu«-; -r-r (IAXwk, ?ASS£S IT OFTQA Pl^NlTAffcf WHOHAT ABAO CPA£CsT£ oF/.VrtBA<io THA T p £ O AT T H ATT|/-\ E TO TOCfET WOKSE.ANSWAV T r t fWo ^ f A j u r v \ f > 5 ON ' TH£ BAN D B/SjoH WHf/VTH£ /XvOJSiqfjiTAR.y C^STsTheJ^ J0AU- ^Hl£NoA.^ /ft lT\jg mAaNiOi>T HWEH*O IM O AFIFLt£ r aas T BS the wH'cHTHEH&imA HSOOKl&EW t'R QECt^/yzs 6GCAU&E HeisALiEAtyc (1 vf q6T \KNCWQ UiHATHes pomct^ rswrn o . I . THr iNreiecr\)f)L. Ranger photos by Michael Kailas Cross country team wins UW-M Invitational Three teams parti cipated in the UW-Milwaukee cross country Invitational Oct. 15 and Parkside ran away with first place with 26 points. Milwaukee was second with 29 points and North Park was third with 81 points. Parkside's Tim Renzelmann placed first with a time of 24:36, which broke the old record by 30 seconds. Other Parkside runners, places and times are: Richard Miller (4) 25:27; Mark Hunt *(6) 25:45; Ted Miller (7) 25:45; Andy Serrano (8) 25:46; Mark Manning (15) 26:19; John Brewer (21) 26:59; John Hunt (25) 27:45. Soccer S C or6S The Parkside soccer team won its last three games -against Lake For- „• i„ ' „ «st> St.Scholastra and St. Norbest. The next home game is Saturday, UlL LOrifdo Oct. 22, at 1 p.m. against Dlinois Institute of Technology. NATIONAL EMERGENCY MEDICINE WEEK Caring for Your Emergency Needs Twenty-four hour Emergency Medical Care provided by primary care physicians trained in Advanced Cardiac Life Support and Advanced Trauma Life Support. St. Catherine s Hospital has available to you 24-HOURS EVERY DAY, IN or THRU their Emergency Department... • Comprehensive treatment for acute medicai and traumatic emergencies; adult and children. • Treatment and information on poisonings; thru St. Catherine's Hospital's Poisinde®, Milwaukee Poison Control Center, and Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center. • Laboratory, X-ray, Electrocardiography, Respiratory care. • Alcohol/Chemical Dependency (the most treatable; non-treated disease) acute care and comprehensive rehabilitation programs. • Treatment of mental health problems — acute and outpatient programs. • Sexual Assault Treatment Center for Greater Kenosha. • Pastoral Care. • Anesthesia Services — in hospital 24 hours a day. • Lifeline® (com munication link between client and health care responders). • Emergency consultation in all medical subspecialties such as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Orthopedics, Pediatrics, Psychiatry, Neurology, Oral Surgery, and many others. WE ARE HERE TO SERVE YOU 142 Bh) w 2 Hwy 158 3 1 Hwy. 50 j c II £ Hwy 31 In PHONE 656-3202 St. Catherine's Hospital and Medical Center 3556 S eventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 414-656-3011 Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). Application deadline is Friday, Oct. 21 at 5 p.m. RANGER 19 Thursday, October 20,198C Tennis team loses three more; record at 2-11 jlllfS Jig: Ranger photo by Michael Kailas by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's tennis team completed its dual meet season last week, finishing with a dual meet record of 2-11, including three losses last week, all at home. On Oct. 10, the Rangers hosted Carroll College. The Parkside netters were only able to win one match out of nine. The only winner for Parkside was the No. 2 doubles team of Ann Althaus and Jackie Ritmer. On Oct. 12, UW-Milwaukee was the opponent. This was a return engagement for the two teams. They played each other earlier this year. The result was then 9-0 in favor of the Panthers. The only thing different this time was the site, as the Rangers failed to win a match. However, the scores were closer than in their first meeting. The last dual meet of the year was on Oct. 14 against UW-Green Bay. The meet was close, but in the end the Phoenix netters outlasted the Rangers 5-4. The winners for Parkside were: No. 1 singles, Ann Wernitznig; No. 5, Ann Althaus; No. 2 doubles Wernitznig-Mary Correa; No. 3 doubles Jackie Ritmer /Linda Masters. Despite the 2-11 record, coach Golf team ends season by Mark Feldman Men's golf coach Steve Stephens wasn't at all sad to see the season end at the District 14 championships Oct. 9-11. In fact, he can't wait for next year to begin. "We have a really young team," he said. "It's a solid nucleus to build on. I'm really excited to start." The team placed fourth out of nine teams at the championship held at the Sentry World golf course. During the regular season Parkside appeared in seven tournaments placing fourth or better in each except the opening meet, where it took ninth place. The Rangers maintained a strong balance of experiehced youth and upperclassmen leadership to build what Stephens called "one of the most consistent Parkside teams in years." Youth, which featured seven freshmen and sophomores, was led by sophomore Rick Elsen, who had the best score in five of the seven season tourneys, while senior captain John Schneider provided the experience. "Our upperclassmen were excellent in their support," Stephens said. "They were very serious about the sport, but they also had a good time." Stephens is confident that with a potential seven returnees he can put together a solid team. "We were in contention in every match we played," he said. "We never really got hot as a team, but we were very capable of it." The high point of the season came at the UW-Oshkosh tournament on Sept. 15 in Appleton, where the Rangers took first place in an 11-team field. In that meet, Elsen and Schneider tied for individual second place, both shooting a 74. "It was a rainy, windy day at Chaska (golf course)," Stephens said. "But we played our most consistent golf of the season." The Rangers went on to place fourth in their own tournament on Sept. 30 at Brighton Dale golf course. "I was really impressed with our play this year," Stephens said. "I am very encouraged by our returning players. "We'll play some matches in the spring to look at new players and others trying out. I can't wait to get out there." Ranger needs sportswriters Noreen Goggin was "pleased overall" with the performances of her players. None of her team members has more than one year of college tennis experience. Next year should be a better one for the Parkside netters, because, according to Goggin, they know what to expect. There is still one event for the tennis team, and that is a doubles tournament at Lawrence University on Oct. 22. WELCOME—V SPORTS QUIZ OF THE WEEK 1.) How many Gold Medals did the 1/.S. win in the 1980 Olympics and what for? 2.) Which PRO Football Team holds the record for the most seasons as league champion? 3.) Name the National League pitcher that struck out more batters than any other. How many was it? Oct. 13 Answers: 1.) Harry Stebtfeldt, 2.) Steve ONeal-98 yds.. 3.) Campy Campaneris. Cesar Tovar. Winners: Lori Windhorst, Toni AUard Win your choice of a "Welcome to Miller Time" T-Shirt or hat by answering the above questions correctly. Answers are to be submitted by the drop box found at the Ranger office no later than 12:00 noon on Monday following this issue. Answers are to include name, Social Security number, phone and address. In case of more than one person with same answers a drawing will be held to determine the winner. The winner will be announced in the next issue of the welcome to Miller Time Sports Quiz. Be a sure winner and submit answers today! to TflilLerTu 20 Thursday, October 20, 1983 Athletic funding cut bv Bob Kieclino RANGER by Kiesling If funding levels are any indication, the Parkside administration believes that studying in the library is more important than taking a phy ed class. The Athletic Department's funding has fallen in the last three years because funds earmarked for the department have been reallocated to higher priority programs like business and engineering, or to the library. The department lost two coaching positions and one secretarial position in 1980, based on an Academic Planning and Program Review, an internal review procedure that determines the university's funding priorities. The university had its budget cut that year, and the Athletic Department lost about $100,000. Also a special review of the school s Coaching Certification Program ^as held last year, and it was decided that two more coaching positions would be cut, one this year and one during the '84-'85 year. And since tffe review is normally held at three-year intervals, the department is facing another review Volleyball Women ranked % 20th by Robb Luehr The Parkside women's volleyball team continues to perform at peak efficiency, going 7-1 over the last 10 days. Their record is now at 24-4, which is good enough to get them ranked 20th in the latest NAIA poll. On Oct. 12, Terry Paulson's team defeated Whitewater in five tough games. The scores: 12-15, 15-9, 15-9 14-16, 15-6. Marycrest College was the Ranger's next victim, on Oct. 13. "$be scores: 15-8, 15-5. The Rangers' next opponent was St. Ambrose, on Oct. 14. Surprisingly, St. Ambrose beat Parkside 3- 15, 15-8, 15-8; this was partly due to Paulson's decision to try different combinations of players. On Oct. 15, the Rangers could be found at Quincy College for a fourteam round-robin tournament. Each match was a best-of-three, but Parkside didn't have to play three games in any of their matches. The Parkside girls beat Quincy 15-10, 16-14; they beat the College of St. Francis 15-10, 15-9; tfiey beat McKendre College 15-4. 15-13. Thus, they were 3-0 in the round robin, with semi-finals and finals to go. In the semi-final, Parkside beat St: Francis again, this time 15-9, 15-9. The final, against McKendre, was easier than the previous match. The Rangers won 15- 6, 15-7. this year. The results of the review will not be known until it is completed next semester, but the athletic staff anticipates further cuts. The Athletic Department is reportedly the only one facing funding losses from reallocation, even though every department is reviewed every three years. "Reallocation is really the name of the game," said Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz. "We try to wrestle with inflation." He said the reallocations are designed to meet future needs in some programs by cutting funds in others. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said the areas that are getting funds from last year's review were never clearly identified. "In the priority of things we maybe further down the list," Dannehl said. "It seems like universities should have library books." The only cut the department is facing so far is the loss of the coachs' salaries, he said. Coach Loran Hein has been notified that his contract will not be renewed at the end of this year, but Dannehl said the department has not decided the other position to be cut. The decision is difficult, he says, because "you not only have to work within certain priorities, you also have to work within contractual obligations." The department has had only minor program changes so far however, said Program Coordinator Steve Stephens. "I wouldn't call it significant yet, he said of the cuts. The department will hire some more part-time instructors, Stephens said, to fill the gaps left by staff losses. But he added that hiring ad hoc faculty, specialists in an area, is obviously less than satisfactory, since we don't have full-time instructors." Last spring Dannehl argued against the cuts with then Vice- Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who had the final say in the reallocations, saying he preferred athletic funding levels be maintained. "We obviously don't agree with it," Dannehl said. "We feel that the services we provide are valuable" "If we felt otherwise,"he continued, "we probably shouldn't be here." Parkside ordered to rehire Collum A Racine circuit judge has order- here it occured) that substantial ed that Parkside rehire, with back under-representation or over-reprepay, former assistant basketball sentation of a defined minority coach Rudy Collum. group will occur," said Flynn. Judge Dennis Flynn ruled Tuesday that Collum was denied rights to a fair hearing and Parkside violated its affirmative ^action policy and the seniority provision of its lay-off policy when Collum's job was eliminated September 1982. Collum taught at Parkside for 10 years and was the highest ranking black member in the Physical Education department. Flynn ruled that Parkside placed Collum "into the larger category of minority persons as opposed to reflecting his employee status as a specifically defined minority group." Parkside argued that seven out of 55 employees in Collum's salary group were minorities. Flynn said that only two of these employees were black. "By linking all four minority groups together it is probable (and Collum claimed that he has been denied a fair hearing on his lay-off. Flynn agreed, saying it was improper that one attorney represented both Chancellor Alan Guskin and the committee that made the decision to uphold the termination. Flynn also said it was improper that the UW Board of Regents asked an employee to review the Collum case. Flynn said when the case went from the independent Board of Regents to a tenured faculty member, a "relationship" still existed between the Regents and the faculty member, although he was tenured. Flynn also ruled that Parkside violated seniority provisions of its lay-off policy because there were two employees in the physical Education department with less seniority than Collum, whose jobs he could have performed. 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The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education AnoAe^oodreasOTU^ankwtf^s! 4ReritageBanks Heritage Bank Rarine 3220 Washington Avenue 637-91 (J I "* 1 983 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 31AJI Durand Avenue 554-6500 Mall Office 5610 Durand Avenue 554-5144 HeritaKe Bank and 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 rur»t Member FT.)IC Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 7, October 20, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Enrollment tops 6000 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. October 13, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Enrollment tops 6000 UW -Parkside's 1983 fall enroll­ ment has topped 6,000 f or the first time in the university's history. Unofficial but very-close-to-final figures show Parkside enrollment at 6046, an increase of 3 percent over last fall's 5850. New freshmen are up a record 13 percent, from 954 la st year to 1075. Those new freshmen combined with 520 new undergraduate stu­ dents who transferred in from other schools this fall, gives Parksi­ de 1595 new undergraduate stu­ dents, which is about 28 p ercent of the total undergrad enrollment of 5683. In addition, 491 undergraduates who had previously attended Park- side but had voluntarily dropped out (classified as reentry student) returned this fall. Some 3433 undergraduate stu­ dents continued their educations at Parkside this fall, up nearly 7 per­ cent from last year. Graduate enrollment in master's degree programs in business admin­ istration and public administration this fall is up four students over last year. Since 1978, when master's de­ gree work in those fields was first begun, enrollment has increased 80 percent, from 201 to 363 students. Students are taking more credits, too. Full-time equivalent students- a statistical way of combining full­ time and part-time students-is up 7 percent from 3891 to 4149. The average number of credits taken by an undergraduate student also rose from 10.31 to an all-time high of 10.66. More than 80 percent, 4944, of UW-P students are seeking degrees, while 1102 are taking courses for personal enrichment or specific job skills. These latter students, called "specials," are down 118 in number from last year's 1220. Parkside also reported that 647 students-about one in every nine students-were notified that they had been dropped from the univer­ sity for academic reasons last year- 352 for grade point deficiencies, mostly freshmen and sophomores, and 295 for failing to pass their Col­ legiate Skills competency require­ ments in reading, writing, mathe­ matics, library use and research papers by the time they are juniors. University records show that about one-third of those who are dropped for low grade points are readmitted under a strict probation policy, and that about two-thirds of those who have not passed their academic skills requirements get a second chance and usually success­ fully complete them. The net stu­ dent enrollment loss from aca­ demic drops is about 400 a year, of­ ficials say. UW enrollment up 1.4% The UW System enrollment has increased 1.4 percent (2296 students) for a total of 161,650. The unexpected greater sys­ tem-wide enrollment means at least an estimated $3.7 million more in tuition and fees for the system. Parkside may. get part of that money, depending on how the UW Board of Regents allocates it. The UW s ystem expected en­ rollments to drop this year be­ cause an improving economy would attract those on campus into jobs. System-wide enrollments showed the proportion of Wisconsin's 18-year-olds enrol­ ling in university campuses in­ creased from 26.5 percent to 28.5 percent. The peak of 29 per­ cent was reached during the Vietnam War. Worker involvement brings improvement Public Forum by Kari Dixon The increase of worker involve­ ment in the operations of major companies is necessary for the im­ provement of the self-image of the employees and the national econ­ omy, agreed Daniel Zwerdling, Vic­ tor Reuther and James Foster dur­ ing the public forum, "Unions and Workplace Democracy" Monday night in the Union Cinema. Addressing an audience compris­ ed primarily of labor union mem- ~ bers, the three speakers shared in­ dividual experiences and offered specific examples of workplace de­ mocracy that have proven success­ ful, both in the U. S. and abroad. "It is strange that we should be having a forum on 'Unions and Workplace Democracy'" said Zwer­ dling, author, labor journalist and Public Radio producer. "We have all grown up in a democracy, yet here we are accepting the notion that most of us spend half our adult lives working in a very blatant dic­ tatorship," he continued. "In vir­ tually all major companies, none of the freedoms of the Bill of Rights exist." According to Zwerdling, the no­ tion of workplace democracy used to be considered Marxist. "Now it's how we can compete with the Japa­ nese," he said. Anyone can initiate the concept of workplace democracy, or work­ place labor management as Zwer­ dling prefers to call it, by bringing it up at the next union meeting. "It must, however, be based around some principal besides the eco­ nomic or monetary goal," he con­ tinued. "Then you have to invite people with experience to talk to you. Then set up your committee with top members of both union and management." Zwerdling said that he realizes that these are not the answers to society's problems. "This is a real­ istic way of solving problems and making life in the workplace bet­ ter," he said. Victor Reuther, former assistant to the President of the UAW and former Director of the Department of International Affairs for that same organization, has been active in labor union activities since the 1930's. Now retired, he has been outspoken on various issues, includ- ing the Vietnam War and the cur­ rent military budget. These views made him a member of a n enemies list under the Nixon administration, and he was placed on a CIA "watch list." "We have a long way to go be­ fore the concept of democracy is sufficiently rounded out," Reuther began. "Democracy will be secure only when the kind of roots we have in the political field will be matched by comparable democratic sharing of power in the economic field." According to Reuther, the merger of AMC-Renault brings the economic and social experience of another country to our town. "We need to catch up on this side to the experience of FYench labor, Italian labor and German, Austrian and Swedish labor unions who have been at this much longer than we have." "Don't expect too much on this quality of worklife thing," Reuther continued. "They haven't yet made up their minds to put any of our people on any of the boards of di­ rectors, except for Chrysler. The only reason they did not was be­ cause without the support of the UAW it was doubtful that they would have received their loan." Jim Foster, coordinator of the Labor Studies Program at Parksi­ de, compared the industries that had existed on a Madison street to those that exist today. Thirty-five hundred jobs had left that street since 1966. "Maybe this is too im­ portant to leave to someone else," he said. "Maybe we should start running our own future." Questions from the audience in­ cluded the subjects of union mem­ ber apathy, how workplace democ­ racy might be detrimental to unions and how recent bankruptcy loop­ holes may be union-busting tactics. "This bankruptcy is a phony," said Reuther. "Pinkerton used to beat our skulls in. Now manage­ ment hires these sharpies to use bankruptcy. We must challenge this in a political way." Swerdling concluded by suggest­ ing that worker ownership of failing companies would be a feasible solu­ tion to the problem of employee in­ volvement. "Yes, but we need the banks involved, too," replied Fos­ ter. Reuther answered them both. "Why must we send the people to the banks of this countiy? When Chrysler got their loan, they got it for a lot less than the interest rate from the government. I want peop­ le to have the same break." special 4-page section on drinking and driving Student wants class offered more often Letter to the Editor To the Editor: I am writing this letter about a class that I have heard about but I can't take because I did not learn about it until it was too late to reg­ ister for it. The class is Internation­ al Conflict: The Vietnam War. It is taught by Professor Oliver Hay- ward. I talked to him and he stated that the class is offered only every three years. He did not believe that there was enough interest in the course to offer it more frequently. The course offers an in-depth study of the Vietnam War and can give us a better understanding of what hap­ pened in that era. Professor Hayward stated that he would consider offering the course if e nough students showed an inter­ est in the course. I, for one, would like to see it offered more often. Anyone interested in having the course offered more often than every three years please notify Pro­ fessor Hayward or the Ranger. Paul E. Johnson Do you have something to say? Write a letter to Ranger Ranger is now accepting applications for SPORTS EDITOR Job description: • write, edit and assign weekly sports stories • lay out sports pages Requirements: • must be enrolled for at least six non-audit credits • previous editorial experience preferred, but not necessary For job application form, contact Editor Ken Meyer in the Ranger Office, WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). 2 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER, "Welcome to the Interior Department, but please don't touch anything." Age increase is not solution This week's Ranger contains an in-depth study of a serious problem that affects people of all ages-drink­ ing and driving and the consequences from such a deadly combination. In this space in January, 19811 stated how I felt that a 21-year-old drinking age violates an adult right, and I still stick by that belief. Alcohol is a very serious prob­ lem in our country because our society has built itself around many things-drinking is one of them. Ranger's special section also covers such topics as problem drinking and the possibility of raising Wiscon­ sin's drinking age. Problem drinking affects people of all ages, and it is such a prevalent practice that driving under the influ­ ence has become commonplace. The fact that a dispro­ portionate number of drunk drivers are young has brought about a public outcry to raise the drinking age. Raising the drinking age ignores the problem itself and is only dealing with one of the many symptoms. Responsible use of alcohol should be practiced by adults of all ages. If you really think about it, alcohol doesn't serve any useful purpose to society-the problems it creates over­ shadow any "benefit" that somebody might think it of­ fers. But nobody is talking about bringing back full prohibition — just prohibition for adults (yes, that's what they legally are) between the ages of 18 and 21. It appears that the drinking age in Wisconsin will soon be raised because Gov. Earl for the first time has endorsed a 19-year-old drinking age, and many state by Ken Meyer, Editor* legislators have been campaigning for a higher age for quite some time. But a few legislators, such as Rep. John Medinger, realize that raising the age at this time is not the com­ plete answer to such a widespread societal dilemma. Medinger fears that once the age is raised, the issue of problem drinking will not be addressed any further. I feel that fear is well-founded. Other problems, such as teen-age drinking in high school, driving while intoxicated, state border prob­ lems and problem drinking should all be addressed at e same time instead of being placated by achieving one imaginary solution to a problem that needs much more than that. U o <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor •ohn Kovalic Feature Editor Michael Kaiias Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Har- mann, Mary Kaddatz. Bob KiesUng, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whit­ ney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Sha- fiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger .s written and edijed by students of UW-Parkside and they rZr°J y T P ° m 't \ ,S P°Hcy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. , # . c ^ r e .P ond e " ce ^°uld be addressed to• Parkside Ranger, Univer- sityol Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J2K ed ' ,o r , W l " b e accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on sinned po p ? r ' * e " er s should be less than 350 words and must be r, u° numbe r '"Coded for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Ranae'r ! L >fer s '* Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, tory content " '° fe ' 0I e containing false and defoma- Bye-bye syndrome hi/ ... . by Marilyn Noreen Peter and Mom arrive at the door of the Pumpkin Patch Room. Peter is crying and clinging to mom's leg. Mom tries to leave after she has spent a short time in the room, but Peter continues to cry and cling. Doug and Mom walk into the Rainbow Room. Doug hangs up his coat, Mom signs the attendance sheet, talks to his teacher, and then sits down to watch him play. Mean­ while, Doug finds his friends and is playing with them in the block area. Five minutes later, Mom says, "Doug, come here and give me a kiss and hug." "Gee whiz, doesn't she know I'm busy playing with my friends? Why does she al­ ways wait so long before she insists that I stop whatever I'm doing and kiss her goodbye?" thought Doug. I would like to address this prob­ lem of separation anxiety. The simple departure procedure is one of the most important learning ex­ periences for young children. The departure procedure is (1) T he par­ ent first accompanies the child, helping the child get started in a new environment; after staying a while, the parent goes on his/her way. (2) In a few days, the parent waits for the child to check in with his/her teachers, waves goodbye, and leaves. It is important for CHILDREN and their PARENTS to release each other at departure time. Both child and parents take a step to­ ward maturity as they recognize each other as independent person­ alities. For the child, release in­ volves such learnings as: (1) Feeling at home with other people at the day care center. (2) Understanding that his/her parents will come back for him /her. <3) Understanding that all par­ ents come and go from the day care center. (4) Developing willingness to let the parents come and go as they need to. (5) Understanding that other people can love and take care of them when their parents are doing what is important to them. For children starting day care or nursery school, the underlying stress comes from fear of being separated from their parents. Chil­ dren who develop anxiety may be eager to go to school when they start out from home. But, once they get to school, the unfamiliar environment, children may shrink back against their parent's legs rather than participate. When par­ ents say goodbye, they cling tightly to the parent. Sometimes children make quite a scene. Underneath the separation anxi­ ety, there may quickly develop an­ other factor-the impulse to use their anxiety as a means of control­ ling their parents, especially if they see that their parents feel intensely sympathetic. If mother and/or fath­ er are satisfied and happy with their new roles, whether a job or going to school, the children will very soon sense the parents' happi­ ness and contentment. The out­ come will be both a happier child and happier parent: a family con­ tent in the knowledge that each member is doing what is important to them. How do you handle separation anxiety? If the child does begin to cry or cling when the parent begins to leave, the parent should take the cue from the teacher about wheth­ er to stay longer or walk away- after saying goodbye-with as much CALMNESS and ASSURANCE as possible. The parent's calmness re­ assures the child there is nothing to fear. A p arent should never wait until the child is absorbed in play and then quietly disappear. An anxious child concludes that a parent can't be trusted. So the parent should al­ ways say goodbye. How long can a parent expect separation anxiety to last? The an­ swer is very difficult to give be­ cause it depends upon the age of the child, the length of time at the center, the number of days/weeks and regularity of attendance. Sepa­ ration anxiety can last from two days to four to six weeks. There is no set time limit. Regular and con­ sistent attendance helps greatly in the adjustment. Can parents come to visit their child during the day? During the first month of ad justment, I suggest to the parents that they do not visit their child. Their visit may cause some anxiety. The child may want to go home and cause the same sce­ nes as in the morning. Why? The child associates the parents' coming as a signal to go home with the par­ ent. The child is very disappointed when the parent leaves without him/her. I always welcome visits from the parents once the routine is established and anxiety has dis­ appeared in the morning. How can you as parents help pre­ vent separation anxiety? One way to prevent this anxiety at any age is to get a child accustomed to outsid­ ers from infancy-acquaintances and caretakers. Here are some sug­ gestions: 1. Take baby to supermarket, to visit family friends, to dinner at friends' houses. 2. Allow toddlers to play outside where there are other young chil­ dren. 3. Take children to parks, play­ grounds, a neighbor's back yard. Independence in children is fos­ tered partly by their getting used to other adults and children, partly by their being encouraged to follow their own pursuits and partly by the parents' not being overprotective. Course drop reminder by Jill Whitney Nielsen Thinking about dropping a semester class? Better decide fast because you have only eight weeks to drop instead of 12. This policy changed last year. Sue Johnson, Director of reg­ istration stated, "Eight weeks should be plenty of time for stu­ dents to judge their situation, whether or not they're doing well." Also Parkside is one of the most permissible in terms of d rop policy, she said. Some schools have a two- or four-week drop date. After the eight-week drop date, students can still drop the course by special permission. They will need three signatures: the instruc­ tor's, the Divisional chair's and that of Acting Assistant Dean of Fac­ ulty, Sam Filippone. However, it is "real important students note the drop date and not wait until the last minute," said Don Gunderson, Assistant Registrar. The official drop date is Oct. 28. That is the last day undergraduates can drop a semester course without failing. Students can still withdraw up until the twelfth week. Oct. 28 is also the last drop and withdrawal date for graduate students. Modu­ lar courses are being treated in basically the same manner as last year. The drop date is half the leng­ th of the class. For example, an eight-week modular course has a four-week drop date. Drop dates will be posted around campus. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — "The Place To Buy Records* DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 Rep. Les Aspin addresses a crowd Monday about the MX missile. Aspm s appearance was a part of the Social Science Roundtable se­ ries. . . Grants approved Harbeson is author of the book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and he has published numerous articles in scholarly journals on rural develop­ ment in East and Southern Africa. From 1979 to 1982 he was on leave from Parkside working for the Agency for International Devel­ opment (AID), where his projects involved on-site visits to rural de­ velopment programs in Africa and the Caribbean. From 1973 to 1975 he taught at Addis Ababa University in Ethio­ pia. Harbeson speaks Swahili, one of the major East African lan­ guages. The Regents also accepted a $1,350 contribution from Dreyfus Liquid Assets, Inc. of New York City for the Parkside Scholarship Fund and $300 f or the university's Science Division and. Education Division faculty scholarships. A $12,171 grant for a research project being conducted by Parksi­ de political science professor John Harbeson from Universities Field Staff International (UFSI), a con­ sortium of institutions devoted to world studies, was accepted Oct. 7 by the UW System Board of Re­ gents. The grant is in support of a proj­ ect in which Harbeson, an expert on East and Southern Africa, spent the summer researching in Kenya, Tanzania and Ethiopia and is spending six weeks this fall on a lecture tour of UFSA-affliated in­ stitutions, which includes appear­ ances at Brown University, Utah State University, Indiana University and the University of Pittsburgh. The total amount of money now awarded by UFSI for Harbeson's project is $30,000, which includes funds for research and travel. •••••••*•••••••*••• i FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE $ A $2.50 VALUE WITH 4C yL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE COUPON P ER T J FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER + CARL'S PIZZA PLUS DINE I N O NLY . *i!rKSKa™ 633-6307 J afyoenng. J (or Diamond* 'J-antr/ . Ufadr i, 4! I M AIN ST. 632-5879 RACINE, Wl Give someone you love something they'll love. 1 C% Discount on A *1 Engagement and Sets 1 A% Discount on JL V Wedding Rings and All Other Purchases with Student ID We feature ARIQ<\MD Class Rings. Open Friday Evenings RANGER Child Care Center 3 Thursday, October 13,1983 Thursday, Octobe r 13,1983 Walk for the hungry Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support "I am a Camera organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. ft Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public Glaucoma sc "» u "" physic* 1 inlotmatioo H«»9 ht P fes W ". dK> 1 anatpte Com , ' Ut aw Uitioo testing pulmonary af t ivit»*s ; - c h Bdrens saf« ^ ^ Over 35 Milwaukee Racine and Kenosha health agencies will Join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and Information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 a t 8 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. Club Events SNAP- UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. . Admission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be­ tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu­ dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in­ vited. ISO UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at- The International Student Organ­ ization will have a meeting Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To­ pics of discussion will be the com­ ing party and activities for the fall semester. 4 Thursday, October 13,1983 HANGER Walk for the hungry Club Events Hunger is a problem that encom­ passes the world, including local communities. Several service groups in the Racine area are spon­ soring a program to combat the problem — Walk for the Hungry. The walk will take place Sunday, Oct. 16, World Food Day as design­ ated by the United Nations in 1981. Racine YMCA is the starting point for the walk; registration begins at 12:15 p.m. and the walk begins at 1 p.m. The program is sponsored by Bread for the World, Center for Community Concerns, Racine Cler­ gy Association and YMCA. These are national organizations but there is a strong contingency in Racine who belong to these organizations and are committed to aid in abol­ ishing world hunger. Twenty-five percent of the money raised in this event will stay in Racine to aid the hunger problem locally. Cheryl Buckley, member of Bread for the World, is the Parksi- de representative for the Walk for the Hungry. She urges students to participate in this program as walkers or sponsors. "If people believe that hunger is an issue then we need to educate ourselves and others and support organizations whose sole concern is the hungry," said Buckley. Anyone interested in walking or sponsoring a walker can contact Buckley at 554-1447. Walk for the Hungry sponsor sheets can be ob­ tained at the Union Information Desk. "I am a Camera" Van Dyke to speak Leon Van Dyke, professor of the Dramatic Arts Discipline, will dis­ cuss the play, "I am a Camera" on Wednesday Oct. 14, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Li­ brary. Members of the cast will also present scenes from the play. "I am a Camera" was adapted for the stage by John Van Druten from Christopher Isherwood's "Berlin Stories." It opened in New m •SW, °^>ber ??y 4437 • 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-654-0774 f Charter Member Parkside "200 Club" Joseph C. Cucunato, President UW-Parkside's Annual Well Day Wednesday, Oct. 19 10 - 3 p.m. Campus Union Open to the Public sirs— ; intimation th „ tU s fcight ^ ® cl ««.»»n9 Mood P , " s *;' t d <l u . 1 a .»hl« te Co<npU«*«'' untli o „ testing * pulmonary aC uvllM* ^ >_* - Over 35 Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha health agencies will join the Student Health Center to provide free health screening and information. York on Nov. 28, 1951. The play will be presented by Parkside students in the Communi­ cation Arts Theater on Oct. 28-29, Nov. 4-5 at 8 p.m. and at 2 p .m. on Oct. 30. It will be directed by Van Dyke. There is a display on "I am a Camera" on Level I of the Library. Van Dyke's talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Open Stage applications available An Open Stage will be held on Wednesday, Nov. 16, at noon in the Union Bazaar. All Parkside stu­ dents, faculty, staff and alumni are welcome. A s ound system will be provided and a piano is available if needed. If you are interested, pick up an ap­ plication at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board office, Union 202. Each per­ son will be allotted 20 minutes' per­ formance time, with 10 minutes be-' tween each act. There will be a short meeting for everyone involved on Friday, Nov. 4 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 113. If you can­ not make the meeting, or have any questions, please call 553-2650. Ap­ plications must be in by Thursday, Nov. 3. SNAP-UWM Student Nurses Association Park- side-UW-Milwaukee will be spon­ soring a lecture on emergency care Monday, Oct. 17 at 12 p.m. in Moln. 219. Students are invited to attend. • Ad mission is free. SNAP-UWM is looking for mem­ bers to help work at the Health Fair, Wednesday, Oct. 19. Sign-up forms will be circulated in class­ rooms for interested participants. The organizaton is also looking for members interested in helping at the Wisconsin Student Nurses Asso­ ciation Mini-Convention, Nov. 4-5. Areas of need are making posters, aiding registration, messengers and delegates. This will be a great op­ portunity for members to see how the state level functions and what nursing is all about. Keep an eye on Club Events, in upcoming weeks for more information. Those interested may contact Ann Boyle in WLLC 179. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon (Marketing Club) will be holding a new mem­ bership meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 217. There will be a general discussion explain­ ing the club's objectives and activi­ ties. Anyone interested in finding out more about Pi Sigma Epsilon is invited to attend. Life Science On Sunday, Oct. 16, the LSC will be sponsoring a hike through the fall woods. Bring your lunch and meet at the Union circle parking lot at 12 p.m. We will be carpooling to the Harris Tract for an afternoon of fun and frolic. Everyone is wel­ come. UWPDT The UW-P Dart Team will be having a social gathering on Satur­ day, Oct. 15. To be eligible to at­ tend the social gathering, you are required to attend the Dart Team meeting on Friday, Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in the Recreation Center. There will also be a practice 301 Tournament to give practice for the upcoming ACUI qualification tournament which will be held Fri­ day, Oct. 21. Those who wish to compete against UW-LaCrosse must enter the Oct. 21 tournament to qualify. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow­ ship is sponsoring a talk on: Christ- Servant or King? If you have ever wondered if something is missing from your life-there is! It's Jesus Christ. Please join us on Wednes­ day, Oct. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 107. Pastor Worhim will be the speaker. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will be holding a special meeting on Monday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Now is the time to join if you are planning to attend the teacher's conference and fall workshop. We will also be dis­ cussing plans for a job workshop, a trip to Teachers Place and Ameri­ can Education week. All interested students are welcome to attend. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) will hold an open forum discussion be tween the Engineering Science Division administrators and stu dents on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 1 p.m. in Moln. D139. All interested students, faculty and staff are in vited. ISO The International Student Organ ization will have a meeting Friday Oct. 14 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. To pics of discussion will be the com ing party and activities for the fal semester. RANGER *• . ;Tbnrsda^; Qctpb^r 13.1S83 Drinking and driving: a deadly combination communities around the coun^ foundS 1„ IS [ "fT by a drun k ' A federal s '" d y »f several Parkside prof studies local drunk drivers Many persons convirtpd nf Hmnir __ r« VIA A • V/A 9 Many persons convicted of drunk driving in Kenosha and Racine counties are hardly "average" citi­ zens who had a little too much to drink on a night out and happened to get caught behind the wheel. They tend to be substantially in­ toxicated at the time of arrest and frequently have serious drinking problems. Those are some of the prelimi­ nary findings of a major study of drunk drivers in Kenosha and Ra­ cine counties conducted by Parksi- de behavioral science professor Anne Gurnack. Gurnack, with the aid of sophisti­ cated computer techniques and a $13,000 federal research grant ad­ ministered by the Wisconsin Gover­ nor's Office of Highway Safety, studied records of 2,101 drunk driv­ ing convictions in the two counties over a two-year period-from 1981 to 1983. Other findings are: Persons judged to have se­ rious drinking problems also tended to use a number of human services prior to their drunk driving convic­ tions. Persons between the ages of 16 and 30 accounted for a dispro­ portionate percentage of drunk driving convictions. Single males accounted for the majority of drunk driving con­ victions. Divorced persons accoun­ ted for a relatively disproportionate share of drunk driving convictions. The two time periods covered by the study, from May 1, 1981 through April 30, 1982, and from May 1, 1982 through April 30, 1983, are important, Gurnack said, be­ cause in May, 1982 t he state began enforcement of a tough new drunk driving law that made phsychologi- cally-oriented "alcohol-use assess­ ments" mandatory for all persons convicted of operating a motor ve­ hicle while intoxicated (OWI). Wisconsin is the only state in the nation that requires mandatory as­ sessment for all persons so convict­ ed, Gurnack said. In assessment, persons convicted of OWI are interviewed by state- trained personnel who seek to de­ termine whether offenders are "ir­ responsible users of alcohol" (social drinkers who got caught) or "alco­ hol dependent" (persons with ser­ ous drinking problems). The OWI offenders are asked dozens of standardized questions that probe their alcohol use. Persons judged to be irresponsi­ ble alcohol users are referred to a six-session driver education pro­ gram; alcohol dependent offenders are referred to a counseling facility, usually on an outpatient basis, for a minimum of three months of coun­ seling sessions aimed at treating Anne Gurnack their alcohol problems. "It's actually very humane legis­ lation," Gurnack said. "It's a good law. It seeks to get drunk drivers off the road and at the same time it tries to identify the chronic drink­ ers and get help for them. "Our study confirmed that there are a lot of people with serious drinking problems out there on the road. Wisconsin is trying to do something about that in a humani­ tarian fashion." Gurnack said that social drinkers who are convicted of OWI and who go through driver safety schools tend not to be repeat offenders. "They never want to go through that experience again-being ar­ rested, jailed, convicted. But chronic, problem drinkers need help for their drinking problems. The legislation addresses both groups." Under the new law, OWI of­ fenders must report to a state-certi­ fied assessment facility shortly after their conviction. In Kenosha, assessment is done at the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha, Inc., 1202 60th Street; in Racine, it is done at Mental Health of Racine County, Inc. with offices at 818 6th Street, Racine and 336 N. Pine Street, Burlington. In both counties, a government unit oversees the assessment pro­ cess, the Kenosha County Compre­ hensive Board in Kenosha, the Ra­ cine County Human Services De­ partment in Racine. "Prior to mandatory assessment judges used their own discretion in deciding which OWI offenders should be assessed to determine the extent of their alcohol use," Gur­ nack said. "One of the goals of our study was to see if removing the as­ sessment decisions from the legal system to the treatment system af­ fected the population of persons as­ sessed." Based on Gurnack's findings, the demographic profiles of persons sent to assessment personnel by judges in 1981-82 and of persons who mandatorily received assess­ ments in 1982-83 were basically the same. Minorities, whites and per­ sons of varying education levels, for example, received assessments at about the same rates in both years, indicating, for one thing, that judges had been impartial in refer­ ring persons for assessment before the new law took effect, Gurnack said. Gurnack said that a surprising 20 percent of OWI offenders in both counties and years either were ig­ noring the law and failing to show up for assessment interviews- which cost offenders about $50 each-or were appealing their con­ victions. Persons who ignore the law lose their driving privileges, she said. That 20 p ercent is not accounted for in Gurnack's study. Generally, for both years and counties, the majority of OWI of­ fenders who received alcohol as­ sessments were relatively young, single, white males with high blood-alcohol concentrations at the- time of arrest. While most persons in both years and counties were classified as irre­ sponsible users of alcohol and re­ ferred to driver education pro­ grams, a surprisingly high percent­ age of offenders was classified as alcohol dependent, Gurnack said. In both counties for the two-year Continued on Page 8 Parkside fights back against alcohol abuse by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor How serious of a problem alcohol is on campus is unknown, but measures are being taken to make Parkside students more aware of the problems concurred from abus­ ing alcohol. Alcohol Awareness Week, Oct. 9- 15, is being observed at Parkside. On Monday, free non-alcoholic drinks were available outside the cafeteria. Shirley Schmerling, Hous­ ing Assistance Coordinator, organ­ ized the event "because Parkside students should have the benefits of what's going on at all campuses." An Alcohol Awareness Commit-, tee was formed last year on campus in an attempt to formulate a state­ ment about alcohol use at Parkside and to recommend educational pro­ grams on the issue. "This was diffi­ cult because 1) it's a sensitive issue and you don't want to come off sounding holier than thou, and 2) personal values that should have -been learned at home are in­ volved," said Buddy Couvion, Coor­ dinator of Student Activities. The Committee, which is curren­ tly inactive, formed policies con­ cerning alcohol use on campus. These policies basically deal with where and when alcohol can be served and consumed, and the guidelines and responsibilities of organizations requesting alcoholic beverages at their functions, etc. "If we're an institution with a bar on campus then we should also be an institution that has an alcohol education program, commented Couvion. He added that the forma­ tion of a new Alcohol Awareness Committee is currently being struc­ tured although no concrete plan has been developed yet. Alcohol consumption on campus decreased according to Bill Nie- buhr, Director of the Union. Com­ paring sales in 1980-81 and 1981-82, beer sales declined 16.5 percent and wine sales dropped 35 percent. To offset these declines, soft drink sales increased 7.5 percent. In terms of total sales in the Union Square and Recreation Center, a $16,500 or 11.7 percent decline was observed. "There are positive and negative (results from the decreases), the negative having to do with our budget and the positive being that students are treating alcohol more responsibly," said Niebuhr. The Union has never advertised nor promoted alcohol use on cam­ pus, such as happy hour, free prod­ ucts or displaying alcohol parapher­ nalia. "We have taken the position not to do that, and we won't (ad­ vertise) in the future. We treat alco­ holic beverages as just another product available on campus, much like food or any other beverage," Niebuhr said. "It's a personal deci­ sion for people to use alcohol." According to Niebuhr, a study was conducted by the Union last year to determine what effects a drinking age change would have at Parkside. It was determined that if the legal drinking age was raised to 19 years old it would affect most of the freshman class and it would have financial and programatic ef­ fects on campus. "The change in the drinking age will have a great impact, especially administratively," said Niebuhr. "We'll have to determine how we're going to approach programs — does i t mean that you're going to eliminate the freshman class from attending events, or are you going to put on dances without alcoholic beverages and if you do that what wiU happe n? So the 19 year-old law, if it's passed and it appears as if it will be, we will have a difficult situ­ ation to deal with," he said. Niebuhr doesn't feel that the drinking problem at Parkside is any worse than at other campuses. "In fact, given the amount of business we do and the number of people tliat we serve, we really have mini­ mal problems, such as fighting and vandalism," he said. Parkside bartenders are given a manual and they must participate in a training program and one of the key issues discussed is saving people who obviously have had too much to drink. "It becomes a moral and legal issue and the re­ sponsibility in this state lies with the bartender and the establish­ ment. But it is sometimes difficult for one student to tell another stu­ dent that they've had too much to drink. However, our people are in­ structed to do that and we hope they are trying to keep a handle on it," said Niebuhr. Union bartender Sandy Wachs gave her definition of a problem drinker as "someone who has to drink to relax or someone who can't stop after one drink. If (drink­ ing) disrupts their responsibilities, messes up their job or school work, then they should do something about it." Wachs said that many regulars frequent the Union Square, but they aren't necessarily the problem drinkers. "This semester, I haven't noticed any regulars as problem drinkers," said Wachs. As a bartender, Wachs has the prerogative to refuse to serve some­ one who she feels has had enough or is causing problems with other patrons, and she has done this sev­ eral times. "Because we're in a higher level of education, students should be able to come down here for a beer but be responsible enough to go to class," she added. 6 Thursday, October 13,1983 RANGER How the drunk drivers get caught... by Michael Lee Firchow There is a lot more to a drunk driving charge than meets the eye. It's not simply a matter of pulling over, walking a straight line, going to court and taking classes. "A driver comes to our (the police patroler's) attention in one of two ways. The most common way is by his driving mannerisms. The other way that a driver is rec­ ognized is as a result of an acci­ dent," stated Lt. Jerry Schuetz of the Kenosha Police Department. "An abnormal driving manner­ ism that officers pay heed to is in­ consistent speed. A drunk driver often varies his speed between 10 miles over the speed limit and 10 miles per hour under it. Another abnormal driving mannerism is a long stop at a stop sign due to over­ cautious and delayed reactions. Weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds is another noted drunk driving characteristic," said Schuetz. Once the car is pulled over, the suspecting officer stands at the car window and smells for the scent of alcohol. Next, he issues a citation to the driver dealing with the rea­ son for pulling him over. If the car smells of alcohol, the officer asks the driver to perform several drunk driving field tests. These tests de­ termine if the driver is possibly drunk or not. "Upon requesting the driver to step outside his car, the officer looks to see if the driver sways. This is the first test. Next, the offic­ er asks the driver to perform other tests. Some tests are to walk a straight line, stand on one foot, try to touch his finger to his nose, lean backward, and some police forces even have the driver recite the al­ phabet. If the officer believes that the driver is drunk, he subjects him to the final field test — th e prelimi­ nary breath test," said Schuetz. A driver can refuse to take the breath test, but in doing so, he for­ feits his license. If a person refuses, a hearing will be set to decide if t he driver's reason for refusal to com­ ply with the statutes is valid. "To my knowledge, nobody has offered a good enough reason why they refused to act in accordance with the statutes governing a driv­ er's license and take the test," said Schuetz. "I've heard of such ex­ cuses as 'I was too drunk to know I was refusing' or 'I was too drunk to comply with the statutes.' Neither excuse was accepted as a valid rea­ son for refusing to take breath or urine tests," added Schuetz. Once the officer decides that the driver is drunk, he locks the driv­ er's car and parks it legally. Next the driver is brought to the police station. Tne next stop is the Breathalyzer Room where final tests are conducted. "We video­ tape the entire breathalyzing proce­ dures for two reasons. First, it is vi­ deotaped because the law requires it and secondly it serves as visual evidence in court," said Schuetz. Once the testing has been com­ pleted, a court date is set to deter­ mine the defendent's guilt or inno­ cence. If the person is found guilty on the first OWI (operating while intoxicated) offense, he will have a fine of $150 to $300 with a three- to six-month license suspension. The second OWI conviction has a fine of $300 t o $1000, a nd a six-month li­ cense revocation. The driver of a third OWI conviction will be sub­ ject to a $600 to $2000 fine and a li­ cense revocation of one to two years. Within 72 hours of the court date the guilty drunken driver must set an appointment with an assessor. The appointed assessor for Kenosha is the Kenosha County Council on Alcohol. The assessor determines if the person has a drinking problem or is simply a social drinker. The drunk driver with a drinking prob­ lem is assigned to request help for an alcohol counselor. The social drinker is assigned to Traffic Safety School-Group Dynamics. Suspected drunk drivers must be able to accomplish coordination tests such as touching the tips of their nose with their eyes closed. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Assessments examine dependency by Julie Pendleton Robert and Gloria White founded the Alcohol and Drug Council of Kenosha County, Inc., an affiliate of the National Council on Alcohol­ ism (NCA), in August, 1968. Since that time, the Alcohol and Drug Council has provided a com­ prehensive range of services to al­ coholics, drug abusers and their families. In addition to the general serv­ ices provided for the community, the Alcohol and Drug Council also has various special programs, one of which is the assessment of dr ink­ ing drivers for the court system and the Department of Transportation. When a person is arrested for drunk driving and has been sen­ tenced, he is given a court order to contact an Operating While Intoxi­ cated (OWI) assessor within 72 hours. The purpose of the assess­ ment is to examine the defendant's use of alcohol or controlled sub­ stances and to develop a Driver Safety Plan. There are several situations or instances when a defendant can be reported for non-compliance: —failure to make an appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council within 72 hours of the court order; —failure to keep the appoint­ ment with the Alcohol and Drug Council; —failure to pay the assessment fee and any other impending fees; —failure to consent to the re­ lease of information; —failure to consent to collateral contracts; —failure to submit to assess­ ment; —failure to consent to the rec­ ommended treatment and/or edu­ cation Driver Safety Plan. Upon non-compliance, a defend­ ant's driver's license is suspended until he/she complies with the state ordinances. A person's Driver Safety Plan is based upon the results of the as­ sessment. The defendant's plan will involve attendance at either Group Dynamics Traffic Safety School at one of the three Gateway Technical Institute campuses or at a Group Therapy at the Alcohol and Drug Council. The person's plan may also involve treatment if necessary. Gloria White, OWI assessor at the Alcohol and Drug Council, spends, on the average, an hour and fifteen minutes with each client, fil­ ling out the various forms involved in the assessment of a drunk driver. The forms include a consent for Continued on Page 7 Chapter 20 outlines laws against drunk drivers A v ariety of changes went into ef­ fect May 1, 1982 pertaining to the operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Changes were made in such areas as: the procedures of determining the concentration of alcohol; penal­ ties for driving under the influence, including repeat offenders; and in­ toxicants in a motor vehicle. Chapter 20 of the Laws of 1981 details the new laws relating to operating a motor vehicle while in­ toxicated (referred to as OWI). The purpose of Chapter 20, according to the state legislature, is: 1. To provide maximum safety for all users of Wisconsin's highways. 2. To provide penalties sufficient to deter the operation of motor ve­ hicles by intoxicated persons. 3. To deny the privileges of oper­ ating motor vehicles to persons who have operated their motor vehicles while intoxicated. 4. To encourage the vigorous prosecution of persons who operate motor vehicles while intoxicated. 5. To promote driver improve­ ment, through appropriate treat­ ment or education, or both, of per­ sons who operate motor vehicles while inxoticated. Determining Intoxication The previous law based proof of intoxication solely on the weight of alcohol in the person's blood (0.1 percent or more). The new law states that a person is intoxicated when the person has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.1 percent or more by weight or 0.1 grams or more of alcohol in 210 liters of the person's breath. Chapter 20 a lso establishes a sep­ arate offense for operating a motor vehicle by a person having a certain alcohol concentration in either his/her blood or breath. This offense is separate from OWI and a person may be prosecuted for either or both offenses if they arise out of the same incident. However, if a person is found guilty of violating both "0.1 percent or more" and OWI for acts arising out of the same incident, the person is subject to only one conviction for the purposes of sentencing and counting convictions. Penalties and license restrictions for both offenses remain the same. Penalties Chapter 20 made the following changes in the penalties for OWI: 1. First offense in a five-year pe­ riod: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $100 to $150 and decreased the maximum fine from $500 to $300. Also, educa­ tion or treatment may no longer be used to reduce the amount of the fine. 2. Second offense in a five-year period: The new law increased the minimum mandatory fine from $250 to $300. The maximum mandatory fine of $1000 and the imprisonment time (not less than five days nor more than six months) remained the same. However, education or treat­ ment may no longer be used to redu­ ce the imprisonment time. 3. Third or subsequent offense in five-year period: The minimum mandatory fine was increased from $500 to $600. The maximum manda­ tory fine of $2000 and the imprison­ ment time (not less than 30 days or more than one year) remained the same. Intoxicants in a Motor Vehicle Chapter 20 expands and clarifies the previous law to cover the posses­ sion or keeping of open or unsealed beer or liquor containers in a motor vehicle on the road. The old law stated that no person may drink from or open a container of beer or intoxicating liquor in a moving motor vehicle. A person violating this may be required to pay a fine of not more than $100. Under Chapter 20, the fine remains the same, but states: 1. Consumption in vehicle: No person is permitted to drink or con­ sume beer or liquor in a motor ve­ hicle when the vehicle is on the road. 2. Possession in a vehicle: No person is permitted to possess on his or her person any bottle or recepta­ cle containing beer or liquor if the bottle or receptacle has been opened or the contents partially removed. This prohibition does not apply if the bottle or receptable is kept in either the trunk of the vehicle, or, if the vehicle has no trunk, in some other area of the vehicle not normal­ ly occupied by the driver or passen­ gers. The vehicle's glove compart­ ment or utility compartment is con­ sidered to be within the area nor­ mally occupied by the driver and passengers. Alcohol's effect on behavior and driving ability Number of beers'or one-ounce servirtgs of liquor Blood alcohol concen­ tration Effects on feeling and behavior Effects on driving ability 0.02 Absence of observable effects. Mild alteration of feelings, slight intensification of moods. Mild changes. Most drivers seem a bit moody. Bad driving habits slightly pronounced. 0.05 Feeling of relaxation. Mild sedation. Exaggerated emotions and behavior. Slight impairment of motor skills. Increased reaction time. Drivers take too long to decide and act. Motor skills, [such as braking] impaired. Reaction time increased. 0.10 Difficulty performing gross motor skills Uncoordinated behavior. Impairment of mental abilities, judgment and memory. Judgment seriously affected. Physical and mental coordination impaired. Physical difficulty in driving a vehicle. 15-20 0.15 Major impairment of physical and mental functions. Irresponsible behavior. Euphoria. Some difficulty standing, walking and talking. Distortion of perception and judgment. Driving erratic. Driver in a daze. 0.40 has At this point, most people Driver probably have passed out. passed out. ote: Blood alcohol concentration is measured as grams of alcohol per 100 'Miters of blood. Large people, who have greater blood supplies, can drink ore than small people and yet have the same blood alcohol level. In many ates, 0.10 or above is considered legally intoxicated. Assessments Continued from Page 6 disclosure of information, general information, a social history, an authorized Wisconsin assessment form, a treatment plan, a Driver Safety Plan order, and lastly, a court-ordered assessment and Driv­ er Safety Plan report. The purpose of the last form is to aid in deter­ mining compliance with the court order or the Department of Trans­ portation and in determining com­ petency to hold a driver's license. After a defendant has satisfacto­ rily completed his/her personalized plan, the driver safety final report and a certificate of assessment by a competent authority is sent to the state's Department of Transpora- tion. It is then up to that depart­ ment to determine when the de­ fendant's driver's license can be reinstated. Assessment of OWI offenders is just one facet of the Alcohol and Drug Council's willingness to help anyone with problems that stem from the use of alcohol and drugs. "We are here to help the com­ munity. OWI offenders have alrea­ dy been punished by the courts. We are here to help people up, not push them down," concluded Glo­ ria White. National drinking age sought by Corby Anderson "Today, highway traffic fatalities is the number 1 killer of America's young people," Mothers Against Drunk Drivers President Candy Lightner told a house subcommit­ tee on Oct. 4. Lightner and thou­ sands of others belonging to safety councils and alcohol awareness groups are pressuring Congress to raise the national drinking age to 21. However, their battle is not only with a reluctant legislature. Mi­ chael Birkley, representative for the National Licensed Beverage As­ sociation, claims that raising the drinking age to 21 is unnecessary. He cited several states, including Il­ linois and Minnesota, where raising the drinking age did not reduce traffic fatalities. Birkley criticized those wanting the age limit raised, claiming that their only proof of a successful higher drinking age is in Michigan, where traffic fatalities involving young people have been reduced 28 percent since the state raised its legal drinking age to 21 in 1978. Terrance Micek, president of the National Conference of State Liq­ uor Administrators, - also opposes a national uniform drinking age. He claims that the 21st Amendment to the Constitution not only ended prohibition but also "empowers each state to regulate the alcoholic beverages industry within its bor­ ders." On a more regional level, where officials are faced with a problem at the state borders, the difficulty in obtaining a higher drinking age stems from Governor Tony Earl's refusal to raise the drinking age to more than 19. Senators Joe Strohl (D-Racine) and John Mauer (D-Ke- nosha) favor raising the limit to 21, claiming that it will greatly reduce the number of traffic fatalities at the southeast and northwest bor­ ders of the state, where adjoining Minnesota and Illinois have legal drinking ages of 21. Wisconsin to raise drinking age? by Ken Meyer Governor Tony Earl signed a res­ olution Oct. 3 asking the state legis­ lature to raise the drinking age to 19, but the bill to raise the age probably will not get out of com­ mittee until January because some legislators want other drinking bills considered at the same time. Some legislators fear that once the age is raised, the other drinking bills will fall by the wayside. Rep. John Medinger (D-La- Crosse) wants two other bills to be considered before raising the drink­ ing age. One bill states that 18-year- olds can only drink if they graduate from high school and the legal age for all others would be 19. A cu rfew from midnight to 6 a.m. would also be imposed on underage drivers. Another bill Medinger proposes requires that people get their high school diploma and pass a test in order to legally drink alcohol. Both bills failed to win the con* mittee's endorsement and both will be sent to the Assembly IMt month without a committee recommenda­ tion. State Sen. J. M. "Mac" Davis (R- Waukesha) is sponsoring a bill that would prohibit 18-year-olds from drinking legally until June 15 of the calendar year in which their high school class gr aduates. Davis also proposes that anyone under the age of 21 would be guilty of drunk driving if he/she had any measureable alcohol in the blood. Currently, the level is 0.1 percent in order to establish intoxication. RANGER Failure to pass sobriety tests means getting handcuffed, booked and locked up. Ra n § er P hoto b ) Group Dynamics educates abusers by Michael Lee Firchow "Traffic Safety School Group Dy­ namics provides an educational ap­ proach to alcohol and drug abuse while driving," stated John Ham- mel, Group Dynamics Safety Traf­ fic Instructor. An assessor determines if a drunk driver should be subject to alcohol abuse counseling or to the Group Dynamics class. If a person is proven to be chemically depend­ ent, he/she will either be referred to as an in-patient or an out-patient by the assessor. A person needing in-patient treatment is admitted to a hospital for 28 days to cure his/ her chemical dependence. An out­ patient has to undergo counseling for 90 days on regular intervals. "Group Dynamics was initiated in 1972 by the Motor Vehicle De­ partment. The program has under­ gone many changes since 1972, al­ though its principles are the same. It now consists of eight sessions that last two-and-one-half hours each, except for the last one which lasts only a half hour. The first seven sessions are spent in the classroom. The eighth session quickly and personally summarizes the first seven meetings," said Hammel. "In my classes I mostly have people in the age bracket of 18 to 25.1 think this is because the youn­ ger generation is more mobile than the older generation. A yo ung adult is more likely to bar-hop, whereas an older person is likely to sit at the same bar for most of the drinking night," he said. Hammel added that one out of 2000 people in the nation will be ar­ rested for drunk driving. In Wiscon r sin alone, one out of 250 people wili be arrested for drunk driving. There is one person out of a group of nine who is an alcoholic in our society. Hammel also added that one person out of nine will get caught drunk driving for a second time. 7 Thursday, October 13,1983 Drinking ages in the U.S. Age • 18 019 V2 20 CD21 ana or wine Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 6, October 13, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Aspin to speak on MX missile Gus Sorenson is a national champion Well Day, Career A Week at the Park Thursday, October 6, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 4 Homecoming'83: Kbyti JIeflnnnniUe rTT!u_-_n_ kI i•e i*c z A tradition starts News Editor What has 400 legs, dances and gambles? Homecoming participants, of coarse! About 200 people put on the ritz Saturday evening at the Homecoming dance/casino. But. the other events of the weekend were just as successful. Parkside s first Homecoming began with the Thursday kickoff and coronation. Chancellor Alan Guskin was on hand to crown Jeanne Buenker-Phillips queen and. Frank "Rico" Mejia king; The royal pair raised 7,296 and 6,456 pennies respectively-the magic numbers which won them their crowns. The penny voting raised over $350, which will go to the scholarship fund. The talent show Friday evening was very popular with the 175 people in attendance. The five acts were Men of 1000 Voices, The Moonlighters, Dick Oberbrunner, The Tritones and Carmen Acosta. Michael Davis, nationally-known juggler and comedian, emceed the show. Terry Tunks, homecoming committee chairperson, said Michael Davis did a fantastic job, and he was very helpful. He worked with each individual act and gave them hints at rehearsal. "The audience really enjoyed the show," said Continued on Page 7 St Z" KinK Buenker-Phillips and ^uy nigh^s dan^e/tasino^ night Guski" Ranger Photos by Michael Kailas Special 4-page Homecoming section Pages 7-10 Forum to examine "Unions and Workplace Democracy" "Unions and WWoorrkkDpllaaccee DDeemmoocc- racy: An International Perspective" will be the focus of the first Public Forum of the year at Parkside featuring award-winning National Public Radio (NPR) correspondent Daniel Zwerdling, and former assistant to the president of the United Auto Workers Victor Reuther, whose union activism over the past half-century has helped shape and define the labor movement in the U.S. and abroad. The forum will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 10, in the Union Cinema Theater and is free and open to the public. The Public Forum is a continuing series devoted to timely and important issues as they appear. Zwerdling, one of America's leading journalists in the area of worker participation in the management of corporations, is a national correspondent for NPR's "All Things Considered" and "Morning Edition" programs and is author of the book, "Workplace Democracy: A Guide to Workplace Ownership, Participation, and Self-Management Experiments in the United States and Europe." His NPR series last year, "The U.S. Auto Industry," which chronicled the problems plaguing domestic. automakers and their economic impact on local communities, won several national awards, including the Janus Award for Economic Reporting. Zwerdling also has written articles for the Washington Post, Newsday and the Los Angeles Times which examined workplace experiments including cooperative labormanagement projects and employee takeovers of corporations. His stories for NPR focus on labor, environment and health-related issues. Reuther, is former assistant to the president and director of the Department for International A: fairs of the UAW and author c "The Brothers Reuther," a volum describing his involvement in th labor movement as well as that o his brother Walter, who served a president of the UAW and of th. Industrial Union Department of th. AFL-CIO. This will mark Reuther' second appearance at Parkside. Both Reuthers were victims o assassination attempts. Now retir ed, Victor has continued a long time interest in relating Christiai ethics to social and economic life (Walter was killed in a plane eras! in 1970.) Other panelists include Jim Fos ter, associate professor of labor anc industrial relations and coordinate] of the UW-Parkside/University Ex tension School for Workers laboi studies program at UW-P; anc Kenneth Hoover, moderator and di rector of the Parkside Public Forum!. 2 Thursday, October 6,1983 Letters to the Editor Vets9 services cut? Last week I was informed that the veteran service is reducing its service by 50 percent. This has disturbed my members and I very much and we will like to see something done about this. I am President of the Vet's Club and I plan on doing everything in my power to avert any foreseeable problems that might come up with this reduction of service. We would like to see Pat (the person who is presently the vets' counselor) stay Why pay to park? To the Editor: I would like to know, and so would every other student I have discussed the matter with, why is it that in the middle of this prairie, surrounded by woods and farmland, we are forced and coerced to pay for the right to park our cars. There is little alternative but to drive. The bus stops running before the last class gets out. This is a clear cut case of extortion! What is done with the revenue? I think the students have a right to know. But my first question is why parking fees in an area that competition for space from outsiders doesn't exist. I can see no point in paying someone to ticket cars! What have you got to say to this, Mr. Ron Brinkman, Chief of Campus Security? I am waiting for your rebuttal. M. A. Davis Perfect President? To the Editor: The increasingly greater amounts of media coverage devoted to polls, platforms and candidates calls one's attention to the fact that a political decision must soon be made: Should we allow the Conservatives another four years of Executive power under Ronald Reagan? The first matter which must be addressed is whether or not Mr. Reagan will run for re-election. It is the opinion of most analysts that he will-barring any unforeseen illnesses. His campaign-like speeches and his actions of late both point to the same conclusion. Another favorable sign is that there are no other serious Republican contenders. Thus, the conservative tradition of a unified party is maintained. Another factor facing Mr. Reagan lies in the strength of his Democratic opponent. Here lies another bonus for Reagan: the Democratic party is once again a splintered, factional amalgamation of welfarestate liberals adhering to tried-andtrue Dogma. The ex-hero, Glenn, can ramble on for hours without saying anything. Cranston can say things, but no one will listen. Mondale has a chance, but why should the American people take a chance when certainty is available? Reagan is that certainty. Reagan has proved himself an ally of our wallets, our investments, our economy and our nation. The tax-cuts allowed for more take-home pay, which we were encouraged to invest. This, coupled with a drastic reduction of inflation, lowered the interest rates and rekindled our economy. The unemployment rate has been showing improvements, and this without any major federal make-work job programs. The administration's foreign efforts are being carried out with a combination of strength, determination and tact. The improving relations with China and the cease-fire in the Middle East are proofs that longterm solutions do come about. Reagan: The Perfect President? Of course not. Some of the criticism directed toward the current administration is just; however, much of it is not. The conclusion one draws is this: We are much better off now, compared with three years ago! Yes, we should allow the conservatives another four years of executive power under the experienced leadership of our president. Ronald Reagan. James E. Twomey THE DECISION BY PRESIDENT RMiAN NOT TO VISIT THE PHIUPPINES SAYSTO US THAT WE ARE NOT IMP ORTANT, AND. UPSETS US GREATLY. RANGER r ACCUSATIONS THAT WE COULD NOT HAVE GUARANTEED PROTECTION FOR MR REAGAN ARE NONSENSE. WE HAVE BEEN READY WITH OUR HIGHLY TRAINED SECURITY FORCES.^ ^ on the job because she is very dedicated to helping out the veterans. If this is not possible, then a suitable alternative would be accepted. I am planning on holding a Vet's Club meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center, WLLC D174, to discuss this problem and I invite anybody who is concerned about this to attend the meeting. Richard A. Welbon YOU MEAN THOSE VERY SAME BODYGUARDS WHO ESCORTED BENIGNO AQUINO OFF HIS PLANE? 'ANY MORE QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. SIR? >, AND THOSE VERY SA ME SHARPSHOOTERS WILL ESCORT YOU OUT OF OUR PALACE. • One success, one flop Parkside's first Homecoming has come and gone, and in an impressive way. Although attendance could have-and should have-been better, it was still a successful three-day event. Coronation of the King (Frank "Rico" Meija) and the Queen (Jeanne Buenker-Phillips) opened the fun Thursday night, a night that Jeanne will remember for quite some time. She won her crown just after 6 p.m. and three hours later officially became president of PSGA. Not too bad for a day's work, eh? There wasn't an overabundance of events during the three days, meaning that there was much open time between the activities, but what there was was certainly fun. The Talent Show Friday night was the best show I had ever seen in my four years here, and the semi-formal dance/casino night Saturday was the perfect end to the festivities. The band was good, the people looked exceptionally sharp, the gambling tables were crowded and the liquor flowed (responsibly, of course). A couple of alumni reunions were held Saturday night, bringing'back many alumni. That was nice for me personally, because I had the opportunity to meet the first editor the Ranger ever had-12 years ago. There were many things that could have been improved upon, of course. That's the way all first-time events are because instead of planning from tradition, the tradition has to be started. The main point, though, is that this tradition has been started, and hopefully it will always be around and will always be better than the year before. What I noticed about this Homecoming (or had pointed out to me) is: more students should have participated, more events should have been scheduled, an effort should have been made to get the facby Ken Meyer, Editor ulty more involved and Saturday's dance should have started much before 9 p.m. (Since everybody was having so much fun, the night was over before people wanted it to be.) So now that Parkside's first Homecoming is history, the Homecoming committee should (and will) sit down and figure out what can be improved, what should be omitted and what can be done to make next year's better. jfl ••••••• While Homecoming was a success, the same cannot be said about PSGA's efforts to get students involved in student government by running in next week's PSGA elections. It's really not PSGA's fault that only five students are on the ballot for the nine Senate seats, one student running for SUFAC's open seat, and nobody wanting to get on the Union Advisory Board. The blame for such an embarassing turnout can be placed in one area-the student body. U 9 <00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jeff Wicks Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager Ad representatives -Rhonda Bradley, Karen Norwood, Mary Kaddatz WRITERS Corby Anderson. Mike Baumgardner, Todd Becker. Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Margaret Butkus, Patricia Cumbie. Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Keith Harmann, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Jill Whitney Nielson, Dick Oberbrunfer, Julie Pendleton. Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarah Uhlig. PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Phil Jenusiak, Dave McEvoy, Masood Shafiq, Karen Trandel, Gary Zalokar. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every ursday during the acodemit year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer- S'ty o W,sconS,n-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. . 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The commission's proposal, which Aspin'supports, has three key parts involving: replacing 100 Minuteman and Titan II intercontinental ballistic missiles with an equal number of MXs; beginning work on a new missile -a small one with a single warhead -that can be deployed in the 1990s; revising our approach to arms control by placing the emphasis on warhead counts rather than missile counts. Aspin offers four reasons for supporting the MX. He states that emphasizing warhead counts rather than missile counts will bring. Reagan into the mainstream of arms control since, up until now, Reagan has wanted to restrict the number of missiles while packing more warheads on each missile. Secondly, Aspin contends that the MX is the price of admission to the new arms control approach and the singlewarhead weapon. Aspin's third reason: One huhdred MXs would threaten a good portion of the Soviet Union's forces and awaken them to the concern that someday their land-based missiles could be just as vulnerable as ours. Lastly, Aspin believes that the Scowcroft recommendations form a compromise that can move our nuclear arms policy off dead center by concentrating on the goal of working with single-warhead missiles. Aspin's advocacy of the Administration's position on the MX has apparently influenced his colleagues in Congress. Since the Scowcroft recommendations were released, the House and Senate have approved all major bills relating to the MX. On May 25, t he Senate voted 59- 39 to allow the Pentagon to spend $625 million to develop and test the MX. A d ay earlier the House granted similar approval by a 239-186 margin. On July 21, the House voted 220-207 to reverse an effort to strip from a 1984 defense authorization bill $2.56 billion to build the first 27 of the planned 100 MXs. In August, House and Senate negotiaCareer Fair Explore options Pondering your future career or education? If you are, Career Day might be just the event for you. Career Day will be held in the Concourse on Oct 12, from 12-3 p.m. 30 representatives of several businesses, organizations and graduate students will talk to students about career opportunities. The event is held strictly to elicit information about different career opportunities and is not a recruiting fair; therefore all students from freshman to senior standing are encouraged to attend. Students can obtain a listing of jobs available after graduation, the extent of education involved for each and can question the representatives. There wil be something for everyone, so stop by on Oct. 12, for Career Day. tors provided $2.1 billion for production of twenty-one missiles and $2.64 billio n for research and development of the weapons, a smaller mobile missile and related technologies. Most recently, on Sept. 16, the House voted 266-152 t o approve a $187.5 billion fiscal 1984 defense authorization bill that includes funds to produce nerve gas weapons and the MX. Aside from regarding the MX as a first strike, destabilizing weapon that would hinder arms negotiations, opponents of the missile content that the Scowcroft Commission was stacked with pro-MX members, and that the recommendations were nothing more than what the Administration wanted to hear. Military personnel who oppose the missile feel that positioning the missile in the existing silos will not solve the problem of vulnerability to enemy missile attacks. Aspin will speak on Monday, Oct. 10 at noon in Union 106 a s part of the Social Science Roundtable services. The informal luncheon discussion is titled "The Case for the MX Missile." by Sue Cullen Well Day, a health fair to provide free health information and screenings, will be held Oct. 19 and is open to students, faculty, staff, and the community. Community health agencies will be on campus offering 40 different services and screenings, such as posture, blood pressure, hearing, sickle-cell screening and information on premenstrual stress syndrome (PMS). This event is very important, according to Edith Isenberg, director of s tudent health services. "It is up to the individual to maintain or achieve good health. In order to do that, you must have up-to-date information. Well Day is a good way to provide this information to many people at one time," she said. Last year over 2500 people attended Well Day, including an increasing number of senior citizens and families. Student nurses will be interviewing fair-goers to evaluate Well Day and to receive feedback about programs that people would like to see added to the event. Well Day needs volunteers to set up and help registration. "Anyone willing to give even an hour will be welcome," said Isenberg. Potential volunteers should contact Isenberg at the Health Center, Moln. D 115. Isenberg encourages everyone to take advantage of this event. Well Day will run from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Level 1 Concourse. "Parent to Parent" support group offered "Parent to Parent," a support group for first-time parents sponsored by the Child Care Center, will hold its first meeting from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 11 in Room 182 of Tallent Hall. The self-help group, open to men • and women, students and non-students, whether married or single, is designed for expecting parents as well as for parents with children up to IV2 y ears of age. The goal of the program, based on the idea that parents learn from other parents, is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The sessions will be led by volunteers who are experienced parents and will cover topics including infant- toddler health, child development, family management, personal growth and child guidance. While parents attend the informal sessions, their children will be cared for free of charge by Child Care Center volunteers. Marilyn Noreen, infant-toddler supervisor at the Child Care Center and a volunteer for the parent program, said subjects discussed would be based on the interests of the parents. Guest speakers representing various fields might occasionally address the group, Noreen said. The first session will be devoted to a discussion of consumerism and how parents can be smart purchasers of such items for their new babies as diapers, cribs and strollers. Other planned topics include "When to Call the Doctor," "To Work or Not To Work," and "Father- Infant Bonding." Dates for the next seven sessions, all of which will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. on Tuesdays in Room 182 of Tallent Hall, are : Oct. 25, Nov. 8, 29; Dec. 13; Jan. 10, 24; and Feb. 14. For more information, call the Child Care Center at 553-2227. Last .year's Career Fair Health info at Well Day * American Motorshow £ with * JIM BRADLEY £ WRJN - 1400 AM t 6:05-6:30 A.M. 3:30 - 4:00 P.M. MONDAY THRU FRIDAY £ Corrections In last week's story about food service, it was erroneously reported that "the minimal increases in food prices was 50 cents here and there." The correct amount is about 5 cents. In last week's story about Alexander Lichtman, the new math professor from Russia, it incorrectly stated that his specialty, Group Theory, was not offered at Parkside v . 4 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Artists display ceramics Works by two UW-Green Bay ceramic artists, Curt Heuer and Marjorie Mau, with unusual approaches to their medium, will be on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, Oct. 20. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Heuer, who holds a master of fine arts degree from Northern Illinois University and is an assistant professor of visual arts at UWGreen Bay, said he is a ceramicist who uses spatial relationships to help define the uniqueness of "spaces and places." To do so, Heuer creates a "miniature environmental topography" which induces viewers to consider variations in mass, volume, texture and tone, thereby reaching a fuller understanding of objects and the spaces they inhabit. Heuer's work has been featured in numerous juried and non-juried exhibitions throughout the midwest and in California, Utah, New Jersey, Texas and Massachusets. Mau, a Green Bay ceramics instructor, said she takes a more personal, symbolic approach to her ceramic artwork which has been shown in a number of juried and non-juried exhibitions, including a recent show at the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine, as well as in shows in Texas, Tennessee, Ohio, Illinois and Indiana. Mau's work has won a number of honors, including purchase awards at two UW-Green Bay Alumni Exhibitions, and a clay, glass and fiber exhibition at the Neville Public museum in Green Bay. Her work also won an exhibition award at the Neville Museum. Mau, who holds a bachelor of arts degree from UW-Green Bay, said she uses colored inks as tools of expression instead of traditional glazes, "which allows the transparent surface to remain pure, and drawing on that surface becomes a final act in the process of selecting areas of impact after the piece has been fired." Heuer's "miniature environmental" All members are encouraged to attend. Meetings will be held in Moln. D139 at 1 p.m. Students, staff and faculty are invited to attend. Amsterdam-Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1983 - Jan. 11, 1984 Cost: $1297 Includes: All transporation, meals, lodging, tours, several excursions. Contact: Dr. Peter DiMeglio Dept. of History UW-Platteville Platteville, Wl. 53818 or call: (608)342-1784 Club Events SWEA SNAP-UWM Engineering Accounting Student Wisconsin Education Association will meet Monday, Oct. 10 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D128. Guest speaker is Jim Ennis of the Racine Education Association. Get ready for the fall convention the weekend of Oct. 28-29. For more details come to the meeting. Students Nurses Association Parkside — UW-Milwaukee will hold its next meeting Monday, Oct. 10 at 12 p.m. in Union 104. Plans for the upcoming Wisconsin Student Nurses Association Mini-Convention, to be held Nov. 4 and 5, will be discussed at this meeting. The Engineering Club will have a meeting on Oct. 12 to hold elections for new officers. All interested students are welcome to attend and participate in these elections. On Oct. 19 another meeting will be held to discuss the future plans and activities of the club. Some of the department administrators, including Professors Akkinapalli Subbarao, Dennis Stevenson and Timothy Fossum, will attend this meeting. Want to go to college, but you don't Have all the money? Here are a few words of advice... Heritage Bank and Trust Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant Heritage Bank Racine At Heritage Banks we believe everyone should have the opportunity to learn and grow. And we're committed to doing something about it by offering two types of loans for higher education. One loan is just for Students: Our Guaranteed Student Loan can get an undergraduate student as much as $2500 per year for school. Graduate students can get as much -as $5000 per year. Only the student may apply for the loan. And you won't need a co-signer to get it. There's another benefit. You don't start paying back your loan until six months after you leave school. And then you only pay an annual percentage rate of 9%. The other loan is for Parents or Independent Students: Regardless of your adjusted gross family income, parents can borrow up to $3000 annually from Heritage Bank. Non-dependent students can apply for this loan too. The maximum for non-dependent undergraduate students up to $3000 per academic year. This is called the PLUS program and interest rates are established below general market rates. Parent and student loans for education ... Another good reason to bank with us! HeritageBanks Heritage Hank Kurine 322U Washing!oii Avenue 637-911) I ® 19 83 Heritage Bank Mt. Pleasant 5901 Durand Avenue 534-65UU Regency Mall Office 3610 Durand Avenue 334-5144 Heritage Bank and Trust 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 Member FDIC Accounting Club will hold a general membership meeting on Oct. 10, 1 p.m. in Union 104. Nominations will be taken for open positions for the spring semester. Anyone interested in Accounting Club is welcome. Vets Club The Vets Club will hold a meeting Wednesday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center WLLC D174 to discuss the reduction of veterans services on campus. Anyone receiving veterans benefits should attend to express their concern about this issue. soc Dan Galbraith was elected vicechair of the Student Organization Council (SOC) on Friday, Sept. 23 by the SOC body. Galbraith has served as interim vice-chair since July. Geology Club On Sept. 23 and 24 the Parkside Geology Club hosted the 15th annual UW System Undergraduate Geology Field Conference. Approximately 75 students and professors from the UW System attended the conference. The conference started Friday night with a welcome party in the cafeteria. This party allowed the participants a chance to become acquainted with each other in an informal setting. On Saturday morning following breakfast, the group departed on a day-long field trip, the focal point of the conference. This trip lasted ten hours, covered 150 miles and included six stops (two quarries, two lake bluffs, a gravel pit and an outcrop along a river). At each stop, one or more members of the Geology Club presented a talk on the geology of that particular area. A guide book was prepared for the conference which included state and local geologic maps, a comprehensive road log and a written description of the geology of the individual stops. The field trip was followed by a cocktail hour and banquet held in Union Square. . ... . . , National champion and bbvy PPaahtrniociiAa rC.u mLb!ie Parkside student Gus Sorenson is a national champion here at Parkside. He completed in the 3rd Annual Veterans Wheelchair Games that were held in Long Beach, California. He came home with 8 medals, 7 of them gold and one silver. The games were held Aug. 17-21 and there were 240 competitors from all over the country. Some of the events were: races, field events, rallys, bowling, billiards, craps, basketball and swimming. Sorenson won the most medals out of everyone in the state. He won the silver in the slalom and the golds in 100, 200, 400 and 1500meter races, along with three field events, shot put, discus and club throw. The club throw is similar to a bowling pin in appearance and you distance throw it. "It was great out there," he said. I wanted to win at least one event. I didn't expect to win that man,. Everybody's real friendly, but nobody likes to lose, there is definitely competition." Sorenson trained for the competition during the summer. He came to school and used the facilities and the field events equipment. "The Long Beach track was kind of bad, it had a spongy surface," he said. They've got a lot better one here and that's what I'm used to. I also borrowed a racing wheelchair because it is lighter." . He funded his trip to California with numerous contributions from groups and individuals. "Three guys really helped a lot -Bill Szylkowski, Mike Tussler and Barry Kroll. They were working on Friends needed for kids by Marge Butkus "The kind of people we are looking for are people who are 18 years of age or older-and have survived growing up." That was Diane Solberg's reply when she was asked what kind of people Kenosha's Kin- • ship program is looking for. The Kinship program, which is similar to the Big Brother/Sister program, is looking for full- or part-time students to take part in the program. You must have a car and be properly insured. Volunteers will meet with the assigned child at least once a week, and spend at least three to five hours with him or her. During finals week, you will not be required to fill the three- to five-hour quota, but you will be required to contact the child at least once that week. The children involved in this program range in age from five to 15. The Kinship program asks that volunteers stay involved in the program for at least a year. Solberg said, "The program is designed to befriend and help children from single-parent families by matching them up with mature adults with good character." A general information meeting for people interested in volunteering will be held Wednesday, Oct. 26 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001 80th Street, Kenosha. For more information call 658-0151. Suzuki violinists to play A select performing group of young Suzuki violin students from the Haag-Leviton Suzuki Academy of Performing Arts of Mt. Prospect, 111. will appear in concert at the Communication Arts Theater at 7 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 15, under sponsorship of the Suzuki Talent Associates of Racine, Inc. (STAR). The visiting Suzuki performers, under the direction of Betty Haag, have appeared on television on "Good Morning, America" and "Donahue" and have toured widely both in the U. S. and abroad. They have performed for Pope John Paul and, in 1981, opened the World Music Festival in the Netherlands, an honor previously given to the Prague Symphony and the Vienna Boys Choir. They also have given a number of performances with the Chicago Symphony and the Grant Park Symphony. The group includes 40 young violinists. Their director, who holds bachelor and master of music degrees with honors from Indiana University, also studied and worked directly with Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, founder of the Suzuki method of teaching violin to children as young as lxh. years of age. Haag, who has appeared as a concert violinist at Carnegie Hall and toured extensively as a performer in the eastern U. S., currently is teaching at Northwestern University as well as serving as director of the Haag-Leviton Academy. Concert tickets are $3 for children 12 and under and $5 for others. They are available in advance by contacting STAR members Mary Pusch (phone 639-1646), Judy Lanning (554-1823) or Sharon Hanson (632-7147). Preceding the concert, Haag will conduct morning and afternoon workshops for STAR students in the UW-P theater. Teachers, parents, students or others interested in observing Haag at work during those sessions may purchase tickets to the workshops for $3. FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W4I\ OFFICE AI TO BAAK 24-HOIR TELLER BRISTOL IPLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 BERBER FDIC DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 1 20th Ave. KENOSHA. W l 53 142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every N ew B ook & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large S election o f S ci- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbelievable Prices New York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off wheelchairs, at practice and training." Sorenson is a resident of Sturtevant. He served in Viet Nam in the years 1969-70. So far he has accumulated over 200 credits, with a 3.42 GPA. History and Education are Sorenson's main interests. He takes classes mainly because of strong interest. He doesn't adhere to any philosophy of life, but he commented, "I be myself, live, and get by as best I can." Whitman in review Walt Whitman, who is regarded by many readers as America's greatest poet, will be the subject of a talk by Professor Donald Kummings of the English discipline on Wednesday, Oct. 12, 1-2 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor, Library. Prof. Kummings will discuss Whitman's life, his works and his importance in American literature. He is the author of Walt Whitman, 1940-1975: A R eference Guide, published by G. K. Hall in 1982. The product of five and one-half years of research and writing, the book is a complete guide to the "boom years" in Whitman studies, when the author of Leaves of Grass emerged as a writer of international stature. In addition to his book, Kummings has published six articles and seven reviews on Whitman. A display on Walt Whitman can be seen on Level I of the library. Kummings' book will be included in the display. The talk is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. University of Wisconsin Platteville See Castles in the Air AND LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." Study in London for S2675 per semester. Includes air fare. tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Programs also in Aix-en-Provence, France Copenhagen, Denmark Dublin. Ireland Florence, Italy Heidelberg, Germany Israel (various locations) Lugano, Switzerland Puebla, Mexico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria Seville. Spain For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin—Platteville 725 West Main Street Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 No foreign language proficiency is required. 6 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association inc. Constitution Art. 4 l in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government .Association inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1960 This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the-power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section I. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2, The Senate of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fail, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 5. A-simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A,.inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called oy the Vice President or in the case of the Vice President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting wifhin 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If the President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If a ny bill shell not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. Section •. The Senate shall have the power •o make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in fhe P S G A , Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate, in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to fhe Constitution If the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted, in the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is tried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no persorr shall be convicted without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, ap pointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. activities to fhe legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. by a majority vote of the Senate. Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received wifhin one week of the presentation of such request to the P.S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of fhe Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of fhe entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of fhe P.S.G.A., inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P.S.G.A., Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, wifhin this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during fhe term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for fhe same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of h e office of the Presidency or Vice Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is lound to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will rot be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume fhe office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other ofticers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of two thirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., inc. budget, but shall not line item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of if, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that fhe Senate of the P.S.G.A , inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the con Stifutionaiity of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, and the faculty of fhe University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have fhe responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of fhe P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election, in addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Ad ministration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on fhe Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fill any unoccupied Senatorial seat with fhe confirmation of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-iarge seat on fhe Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon fhe call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disbursal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S.G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend fhe Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf fhe Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recommendation and again forward it to fhe Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G .A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore fn negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor capnot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review fhe allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free fo assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free fo use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section 5. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6 . Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkkssiiddee hbiinndd iinnng contracts. ARTICLE V Section t. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice President, remaining legislative seats, one at • large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or fo request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of fhe reason(s) for removal from office. This most deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present fhe petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will fake place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within, five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop fo less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented fhe petition, fhe election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, if shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission fo the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within fhe classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin Park ide Student Disciplinary Procedures Chap'er UWS 17. Section 5. Sluse.its shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic pe'formance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance estab :shed for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and dlsciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available fo persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to fhe student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside. FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 12 and 13 Petitions Available in P.S.G.A Office Homecoming '83 gegtoXg Continued from Page 1 Tunks. Rock videos followed the show in Union Square, which also had a substantial audience. Saturday morning the Alumni Association sponsored sports events and a Western-style BBQ. About 200 people were served at the BBQ, 25 participated in the run and 12 in the tennis clinic and golf outing. "Basically, it's a good start," said Tom Krimmel, director of Development and Alumni Affairs. He feels that the Homecoming BBQ and dance are events that should continue at future homecomings. "Attendance for this first event was very good, considering people didn't know what to expect. Attendance will grow, although it may" take two to three years to establish (homecoming) as a major campus event," said Krimmel. The Madison Badgers topped the Rangers 2-0 in the Homecoming soccer game. About 150 people attended the game. "Saturday evening was a tremendous success," said Tunks. "The casino was very popular; in fact, six blackjack tables were not enough." Tunks said that the whole concept went over well. Main Place was transformed into a Las Vegas nightclub. The John Bunic Big Band provided dance music; hors d'oeuvres and drinks were consumed, and the dim lighting and elaborate decorations highlighted the atmosphere. "The only problem was that the balloons didn't come down as planned, but that was only a minor problem," said Tunks. The casino and raffle were the prevailing activities of the evening. "Casino players really weren't trying to win to get raffle tickets; they were playing to beat the house," she said. Tunks said that the casino dealers had just as much fun as the participants and some did not want to surrender their shifts. The attire of the participants was quite elaborate. "Everyone came out in their finest," she said. There was also a good mix of p eople in attendance- faculty, staff, alumni and students. Tunks feels that the basic format should be continued and the changes for the future will be minor. "The whole committee should be very proud of themselves and we'd like to thank the Union, Food Services and the casino dealers for all their help," said Tunks. She concluded: "This was a very good start for a traditional activity at Parkside." Photos by Michael Kailas The Homecoming King and Queen court: (from left to right) Laurie Maes, Scott Peterson, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips, Frank "Rico" Meija, Todd Murray, Carmen Acosta. (Right) Homecoming committee chairperson Terry Tunks and PSGA vice-president Mike Scoon dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band, (above) I 8 Thursday, October 6,1983 ' Homecoir Spectators and players enjoy one of the blackjack tables while dances fill up the backgrc Homecoming Queen Jeanne Buenker-Phillips stands by the casino night bank. One dance/casino night patron rests in Mid-Main Place. A crowd gathers around the casino's craps table. Pat Hen9 Thursday, October 6,1983 Bartenders worked hard to quench the gamblers' and dancers' thirsts. Homecoming photos by Michael Kailas Hangar photo by Karan Trandel Cheerleaders joke around during Saturday afternoon's barbecue before the soccer game. Davis emcees Parkside Talent show The Tritones An interview with comedian/juggler Michael Davis Comedian/juggler Michael Davis by Rick Luehr Last Friday an unfortunately small crowd was thoroughly entertained by a variety show hosted by Michael Davis. Davis is an extremely talented juggler/comedian who has appeared on Broadway in "Sugar Babies" and on such T. V. shows as Saturday Night Live and The News is the. News. After the show I had the opportunity to talk to this multi-talented performer. -» Q: A fe w days ago, you were on natonal television watched by millions of people, and tonight you were here in front of only about 200 people. What is it like going from such a large audience to a small group? A:You mean, why weren't there more people here? Q: Which do you prefer, the large or small audience? A: Well, you know the old expression about apples and oranges. There's a total different energy when you're doing it on television than when you're doing it for a large crowd. I didn't find that performance particularly satisfying in front of a large, large audience because they really didn't get a chance to know me. In front of a smaller audience where I can do more material and feel more comfortable with the crowd, I feel a lot more comfortable. If the benefits of both • performances-were the • Dick Oberbruner Carmen Acosta there" and I say, "Thank you" and I just go on to the next job...I don't care if I'm ever really famous, I just like entertaining and I want to keep on going. Q: I just want you to know how much I enjoyed your act. A: Well, I really think you have to see my act live, more than on television. It works on television, but it's better live because I play off the audience and what I like doing most is the ad-libs. Q: It's too bad there's nothing like vaudeville today for performers like you. A: Well, there never will be. It's not so much the money...The problem is that people won't go out of their houses to go out and see things. When they spend eight hours a day watching television, they just become accustomed to that. Performing used to be really special. When you went to see a vaudeville performance, it really made a lasting, moving impression-like when you went to see a play. How many people go to see plays? They are very expensive, but vaudeville was popular entertainment-it wasn't that expensive. The lowest common denominator of television is that you see one thing and so many people see it, that's why they eat things up so quickly. That's why the level of television has dropped so low. Very little on television is art. Very few performers have learned how to make the medium of television an art. We learned how to make it documentary and how to pay games with it, how to make it dramatic, like soap operas. What we've learned to do is turn television into an electronic peeping torn. We've set up these fantasies and watched them, but it's not art, it's just dramatic life which can be artistic. There is a certain art to that-the definition of art is very vague. Q: I would say what you do is art. A:I would say there's a lot of craft in what I do and the art of what I do is doing it in front of people. So unless you're there in the audience, you don't really experience the art of it. Talent show photos by Dave McEvoy same, I would pick the small audience. But, the way it works out is that you have to do the large audience, you can't just perform for small audiences. But I like small audiences. Q: Most of the television you've done has been live. You've done Saturday Night Live and The News Is The News. Do you like that better than working tape or is it just circumstances? A: Just circumstances. They pick me for the live shows. Well, there is more tension when you're juggling if the audience knows that if you drop something they're going to see it. I think that's good about doing the live show. Q: When did you start juggling? A: Right out of high school. I was employed and was working at a pizza delivery, and I wanted to get into show business. So, some friends of mine were going to college and they learned how to juggle in college and I wasn't going to college at the time. One day I came home and my roommate was juggling and I knew that he was less coordinated than I was, so I knew I could do it if I tried. So I did and it worked out. Q: In your act you juggle an axe, a meat cleaver and a machete. When did you first get the urge to juggle with sharp implements? A: It's something I was born with. Q: Have you ever hurt yourself doing that? • • A: f refuse to answer that on the • grounds that I may imperil my livelihood. Q: What was your first big break? A: I don't know that I've hit it big -yet. I've had a lot of good jobs and each job follows the last job. Broadway was the biggest break that I had. Actually the biggest break was signing with the manager that I signed with who manages a lot of comedians like Woody Allen Robyn Williams and Robert Klein. He took an interest in me and that was the biggest single break in my career. Q: Did your manager show you off or were you discovered by someone? A: I've been discovered a million times by a lot of different people who keep saying, "you're great, you should be here; -yoD-should be* Davis* in action RANGER 11 Thursday, October 6,1983 Home SWeet So It by John Homecoming Goes Kovaiic Well, i t's over. Homecoming '83 is history. Or, as they say in the industry, c'est finis. Or rather, to quote a relatively famous football commentator, "Turn out the lights; the party's over." Yes, the new beginning is finished. But what a weekend it was. I must admit, it was not nearly the flop I assumed it would be. In fact, it was pretty well handled. I guess most of the people had a good enough time. I know I did. That is to say, it almost worked. Which brings me to the meat of the article. What went wrong? The answer is brief. Nothing really went wrong, as such. It's just that nothing went totally right. But that doesn't mean it wasn't successful. It was, considering that this was the first event of its type in Parkside's somewhat succinct history. It's sort of like losing a ballgame, but beating the point spread. ••••••• Events kicked off on Thursday afternoon with the coronation of the Homecoming King and Queen. These prestigous honors were, I think it is well known, thrust upon Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips (who also became PSGA's president last week, thus making Parkside the world's first true constitutional monarchy) and Frank "Rico" Mejia. What is not so well-known is how they came to receive these titles. Money. And vast quantities of it. A hell of a lot of pennies. Mucho dinero. Lots of lira. You could vote for as many candidates you wanted as often as you liked. Only you needed a penny to do so every time. Rico received 6,450 "votes." Jeanne got 7,296. Over 36,000 "votes" were cast for all the candidates, roughly translating to $350 f or the scholarship fund. As there were only about 650 votes cast in last spring's presidential elections (one student-one vote), this means somebody's got an awful lot of rich friends. Also, from an economist's point of view, this means that the equilibrium price of a royal title lies somewhere around the $70 li ne. So if you want to be king or queen next year, just bring the cash. I think they're going to be auctioning it off. ••••••• While the royal couple was parading around campus, our almost-famous soccer team was busy being beaten by the Badgers. The score was nothing to be embarrassed about, especially considering that half of the Madison team appeared to be Argentinian all-stars. In fact, our lads did rather well, even if t hey do think they should have done better. But they still managed to muck up Parkside's unbeaten Homecoming record. Good thing it wasn't to an Australian team. ••••••• Friday night was highlighted by the "Michael Davis talent show." This was by far the most successful event in my incredibly biased opinion. Davis himself was superb, but you can read about that elsewhere. What really gave the evening a touch of magic, though I heard other words used, were the performances by Parkside's own neo-vaudevillians. The evening opened with the now infamous Men of a Couple Voices, who trotted through such classics as Kermit the Frog and Ronald Reagan, while most of the audience was busy internally hemorrhaging: Other acts included the reckless Dick Oberbruner on guitar and guts, Carmen "Dancin* Fool" Acosta and the "Faculty Moonlighters." Special mention must go to the "Faculty Moonlighters," as Wayne Johnson expressly forbade me to mention them. Although I won't say exactly what went on, at least I now know what Philosophy professors do in their spare time. The audience was treated to the time of their lives, and the $1.50 cover charge was well worth it. All of the brave souls who risked, and will probably receive, public humiliation, deserve all the praise they can prise out of people. ••••••• But the "big event" was easily Saturday night's semi-formal dance. The atmosphere was positively electric as the masses gathered for what was billed as the biggest thing at Parkside since Chancellor Guskin found the itching powder in his athletic supporter. The elite waited with bated breath and were not disappointed. The John Bunic Big Band shook their funky groove thing and the night came alive. A "casino" was constructed in lower main place and I promptly lost my shirt to Nick "The Knife" Thome (who needed a clean one, anyway) in an obviously weighted dice game. So what went wrong with Parkside's first-ever Homecoming? Parkside students. Yet another major, well-organized, fun event passed by with so little support from the student body that it was almost embarrassing. The apathy was rampant. But word will spread, and we hope that next year's homecoming will be seen by more than a tenth (a high estimate) of the student population. You should have been there. It was worth it. At least we beat the point-spread. Physics Club honored The Parkside student Physics Club for the second consecutive year has been designated an Outstanding Chapter of the National Society of Physics Students, which is headquartered in New York City, with more than 500 chapters nationwide. The Parkside chapter was one of 31 selected for the 1983 honor, which was based on range of activities and extent of student involvement. Physics professor Stepehen D. Luzader, who advises the Physics Club, said the group had been involved in numerous activites over the past year, including hosting a conference of students and faculty COMPLETE AUTO BODY REPAIRS & PAINTING YOU MAY NOT NEED US NOW...BUT REMEMBER KENO WHEN YOU DO. WE'RE THE PROFESSIONALS. 5725 5th Ave. Downtown Kenosha Ph. 654-0249 Hours: MOM.—FBI- 8 am - 4:30 pm Kenosha's Finest BODY Rod P. Bruno, Owner The Coffeehouse hosts... by Nick Thome In the beginning, God created New York. Why? We mortals may never know. Then, God created Greenwich Village. Strike two. Yet, for some strange reason, artists, writers, intellectuals and musicians migrated there. These people found that talking or performing their works in the streets of New York was not good for their health. So God, in his or her great wisdom, gave them a safe place to gather, the Coffeehouse. The artists displayed their works on the walls, as the musicians played their music for the coins people gave them, while the intellectuals talked of relevance, revolution and what they could do to raise the rent money. The tradition of the Coffeehouse is still alive at Parkside. Except our coffee tastes better and the artists don't pass the hat for their livelihood. Th e c u r r e n t chairperson/chairwoman/chairman (choose your own) of the PAB Coffeehouse Committee is Rhonda Bradley, alias O. P. (pronounced Oh Pea). Recently I had the opportunity to talk to Rhonda about the program. The following are segments of the discussion we had. "What's it all about, O. P.?" "The Coffeehouse program was set up to give the students a place to sit back, relax and enjoy themselves. It's a nice change of pace in the busy student routine," Rhonda informed me. "Could you tell me who's scheduled to perform this semester?" asked I. "Sure," she replied, "The next coffeehouse act will be Smith and Mayer, two very talented musicians. They will appear in the Union Bazaar from 12 to 2 p.m. and 8 to 10 p.m. on Oct. 12. The following act will be John Hunsbuscher on Oct. 26. He is known for his sense of humor, a very good act. Nov. 2, Barry Drake, a musician who just played Europe and is recognized by Billboard Magazine, will appear here. Then, on Nov. 16 it will be the Parkside students' chance to perform on the first Open Stage of the year." "How can students register for the Open Stage?" I inquired. "Real easy," she answered. "Applications for the Open Stage will be available at the Union Information Desk or the Parkside Activities Board Office, in Union 202." "What kinds of acts are you looking for?" -It*****************-K * * * * * * * Coffeehouse presents the music of SnTith and Mayer Union Bazaar 12 - 2 pm 8 - 1 0 p m Wednesday, Oct. 12 FREE! * * * * * * +++* W¥WW-¥-¥-¥--¥-W*W-¥-W-¥* TONIGHT OCT. 6 The Rock Of CHE & & PTOLECUO=U Union Square Doors open 8 pm $1 Students Proof of age, Parkside ID require d 12 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER 1 DECIDED TO CHECK THE PORNAPPLES' NEIGHBORS IN CASE THEY'D SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS. I PASSED A DOOR-TO- DOOR SALESMAN ON THE WAY. X THE SON HAD RECALLED A BE ARD ON THE FIRST ROBBERY SUSPECT. I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN YORE PREPARED?] I'D WALKED RIGHT INTO A RUNNING GAG. S0DE*6! ffPC0OT2l<? JOE"Goes Tt> UkuueRSiTY. \towW OLX> FRvetuD. F\£*T . 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Slam dancing banned at U. of Minn. Slam dancing has been slammed by University of Minnesota officials. Students Activities Coordinator Carl Nelson ordered recently that bands that attract slam dancers will not be booked on campus. That decision came after several people were injured during a Dead Kennedy's concert and is designed to protect the university from legal liability. Some student leaders are upset the policy was enacted without their input. • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ball s • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Asorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts RANGER 13 Thursday, October 6,1983 A Week at the Park The Protectors rock Parkside by Sarah Uhlig The feature film this week is The Outsiders, the movie version of the action-packed best seller. Matt Dillon stars in the movie, which will be shown in the Union Cinema Theater today at 3:30 p.m., tomorrow at 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and Sunday at 7:30 p.m. Admission is only $1, so you can easily afford to take a date to the movies once again. PAB sponsors the movies each week. Next week they'll bring you Das Boot. • •••••• With the high movie prices of today, a free movie is definitely welcome. The Legacy will be showing in the Union Cinema Theater at 7 p.m. this Tuesday. As usual, admission is free and sponsored by PAB. Come on out to the Union Square tonight and rock with the music of The Protectors. Admission is only $1 for Parkside students and $1 for a guest. The dance is sponsored by PAB. ' ••••••• There will be a Coffeehouse this Wednesday, which features "Smith and Mayer." It will be held in the Union Square from noon until 2 p.m and 8 to 10 p.m. This activity is free to anyone. ••••••• Congressman Les Aspin will talk on The Case for the MX Missile this Monday, The Round Table will be at noon in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Coffeehouse, continued - Continued from Page 11 "Musicians, jugglers, mimes, comedians- anything that's legal and has some socially redeeming value. This stage is open to any current students, faculty or alumni members." "It sounds like your committee does a lot of work. How many people are on the Coffeehouse Committee?" "At this time, there are only six members, but we are always looking for more. In fact, if any students are interested in joining the committee, just come on up to Union 202 and ask for me. If I'm not there, leave a number and I'll call you back. We need people for promotion, advertising and art work. "It is work, but it's really a good time. Plus, it doesn't look bad on your resume." Well, thanks for your time, O. P., and continued good luck with the committee. ••••••• The foreign film this week is Moscow Does Not Believe in Tears. It will be shown today at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 8:30 p.m. and at 2 p.m. on Sunday. A few tickets remain for sale for the Thursday and Sunday Foreign Film Series at the Union Information Center. ••••••• In the Union Square, you can see the video tape Tommy at noon this Monday. If you miss it then, you will have another chance to see it on Tuesday at 9:15 p.m. or next Thursday at noon. The video will be played on the seven foot screen and admission will be free. ••••••• The Protectors come to Parkside tonight. Are you having trouble deciding on a career? You can get information during Career Days on Wednesday from noon to 3 p.m. Displays will be set up in the Union and Molinaro buildings. Everyone is welcome. ••••••• Next Thursday there will be a bus trip to Chicago's Board of Trade. The program is called "Thrills and Chills in the Pit" and is sponsored by UW Extension. For details call Ext. 2312. UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents COLLEGE PAVS IN Steamboat A Package For Students That Like Skiing Or Just Love A Great Time $269 Att.tn'tefnenls hi I < HO TRAVEL INC WITH TRANSPORTATION J A N U A R Y 1 • 9 FOR TWO WEEKS IN JANUARY STEAMBOAT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT'S A GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS. THE OFFICIAL "COLLEGE DAYS'' PACKAGE INCLUDES MOTOR COACH TRANSPORTATION, SIX NIGHTS A TLUXURY CONDOMINIUMS RIGHT IN STEAMBOAT VILLAGE, FOUR DAYS LIFTS, HOT TUB HAPPY HOURS, GIANT PARTIES, AND A GUARANTEED GREAT TIME. • 'A* SIGN UP AT THE UNION BUILDING - ROOM #209 OR FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 c - ' X 14 Thursday, October 6,1983 RANGER Last Thursday signaled the kickoff of the intramural flag football season at Parkside with eight teams ready to take the gridiron. Team entries with their team number and captain are: 1. The Grapplers (John Winter); 2. The Mass Wasters (Roberta Kellog); 3. The Blitzed (Joe Stancato); 4. The "Y" Team (Gwen Sharrett); 5. The Gladiators (Mark Peterson); 6. Absolute Ethanol (Darryl Sauer); 7. Priests and Bishops (Beth Callahan); 8. The Jerk-Offs (Kurt Weis). This represents double the number of entries from last season. All games this year are being played in a new location — o n the mall area just east of the Union building. This new location should provide more convenient parking for both players and spectators and give close access to the Union for post-game socializing. The first game of the season saw the Grapplers take on the Mass Wasters. This season opener turned out to be a real defensive battle with both teams notching a lone touchdown going into the fourth quarter. The Mass Wasters maintained a slim lead, however, of 8-6 by virtue of their 2 point conversion after the touchdown. The fourth quarter saw the Grapplers, mired deep in their own territory, fumble into the end zone for a safety. The Mass Wasters hung on to the 10-6 margin, despite a last ditch offensive by the Grapplers, to claim the first victory of the year. The second game Thursday saw the "Y" team take on The Blitzed. In a contrast to the first game, scoring was heavy from the outset with the Blitzed scoring early in the first quarter for 6-0 lead. Another quick touchdown saw the Blitzed lead go to 12-0. The "Y" then bounced back with a score of their own to close the margain to 12-6 but this lone touchdown proved to be their last hurrah. A combination of deep punting on defense & pin point passing on offense carried the Blitzed to a 36-6 victory in their first game of the season. Despite the apparent lopsided score both teams displayed a strong intensity throughout the game which kept even the most jaded spectator on the edge of their seat. Intramural flag football will continue every Tuesday-Thursday with games at 4pm, 5pm and 6pm, through the last week of October. Track meets Track team meeting will be held on Tuesday, Oct. 11. Anyone interested in running men's tack, please attend the meeting in the upstairs lounge in the Physical Education building at 3 p.m. Volleyball team places second in UW-P Classic Ranger needs sportswriters by Robb Luehr Sports Editor This past weekend Parkside hosted one of the best-played events of the fall—the Parkside Classic Volleyball tournament. Four teams competed: Ferris State (Mich.), College of St. Francis, Lewis University and Parkside. On Friday night, Sept. 30, Ferris State reached the finals by defeating St. Francis in three games (out of five). Saturday morning, Oct. 1, the Ranger girls had to work to get, past Lewis. Lewis forced a fifth: game by winning two games in a @ VIDEO Free The Who in "Tommy Mon., Oct. 10 - noon Tues., Oct. 11- 9:15 pm Thurs., Oct. 13 - noon Fri., Oct. 14 - 2 pm Union Square FREE! Tuesday, Oct. 11, 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theatre row after losing the first two. The scores were 15-3, 15-10, 9-15, 13-15, 16-14. This set up a final between Parkside and Ferris State. It promised to be a whale of a match. It was. Both teams were playing well up to the final, and it continued throughout the championship match. The two squads traded off winning games, with Ferris State taking games one and three; Parkside, games two and four. By this time, the Parkside women had to be tiring, because they already had played a tough five games earlier in the afternoon. Ferris State played their preliminary match the night before, so they were well rested. Still, the fifth game of the match was hotly contested; but in the end, the Ferris. State girls prevailed in a very close game. The scores: 15-8, 1-15, 15-11, 13-15, 15-12. Parkside is now 15-3 for the season. Despite the fine record, Coach Terry Paulson feels that "the offense still sputters at times," but that "the defense is almost there." In order to play as a cohesive unit, the women must "communicate on and off the court," according to Paulson. He does note, however, that his team is "working on being a family." ••••••••••••••••••• * FREE PITCHER OF BEVERAGE £ W A $2.50 VALUE WITH ^ jL PURCHASE OF ANY 0NE r0, P0N PRR J FAMILY PIZZA CARL'S PIZZA PLUS (FORMERLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) ^LATHROP & 21 ST (ALMOST) RACINE by Patricia Cumbie The men's cross country team came back from Loyola Invitational on Chicago's lakefront victorious. This is the first victory for the team so far this season. "It feels great to win, we still didn't have all our top runners. We were way ahead of the other teams, with a 37-point spread between us and the second place team," Coach Lucian Rosa said. Parkside scored 47 points, UWMilwaukee scored 84 and the third place team, Loyola, scored 88. There were 15 teams in attendance. The Parkside finishers were: Tim Renzelmann (2), 25:38; George Kapheim (5) 25:49; Rich Miller (11), 26:16; Ted Miller (14) 26:27; Andy Serrano (15) 26:27; Rod Condon (25) 26:55 and Mark Manning (36) 27:11. "I am very pleased with all the runners so far," commented Rosa. "Tim (Renzelmann) has been running well and keeps improving week to week. He has a good chance to become an Ail-American. Rich Miller has been doing a good job; Andy (Serrano) is also having a good year. Ted Miller has a bad cold and he should run faster next week. My top eight runners are doing well." Next weekend the team will compete at Notre Dame. "This will be a fun course, and the team will probably make their personal best. I still have things to see, because Nationals will be coming up Oct. 29. I should have my whole team healthy for that," Rosa added. CUSTOMER DINE IN ONLY 633-6307 * * * Outsiders They weren't looking for a fight... just to belong. ft Oct. 6 — 3:30 p.m. Oct. 7 — 1 p.m. and 7:30 p.m Oct. 9 - 7:30 p.m. Union Cinema Theater Cheerleaders recruiting by Sue Cullen Why be a cheerleader? "To gain a wider interest in Parkside and its athletic activities, and of course, to boost school spirit," said Marilyn Bugenhagen, cheerleading advisors. If you are thinking of being af cheerleader, it is not too late to take part in the upcoming workshop which will assist new recruits in perfecting cheers. As part of the procedure, present cheerleaders will give newcomers words to which each must make up their own cheer. The recruits will then practice their cheers, plus a variety of others. "It (the workshop) is a very good preparation for tryouts," said Bugenhagen. The pom-pom squad, which is just beginning, will also have a workshop to assist novices with routines. The cheerleading squad is also looking for a spirited person to be the Ranger Bear-preferably someone 5'8" or over. Anyone with questions about the pom-pom squad, cheerleading or Ranger Bear should contact Marilyn in Union 209, or see pom-pom captain Ernestine Weisinger or cheerleading captain Kris Anderson. Intramurals X-Country Flag football season opens 'ZZZh 15 Thursday, October 6,1983 Interview Athletic Director Dannehl speaks sports by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Ranger recently interviewed Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl about the athletic program for the coming year. Q: What are the duties of the athletic director? A: Actually, the duties of the athletic director here vary considerably from those at other institutions. In major institutions, the athletic directors are almost exclusively involved with athletics; whereas here we're involved with physical education, intramurals, controlling and scheduling of buildings, and those kinds of things. In other words, we're involved in a lot of things other than ju st sports and athletics. Community outreach, you know; we do road races, cross country skiing, clin ics. Q:What are some of the big changes in the Athletic Department, such as sports being dropped, etc.? A: At this point in time, we have no changes; we have the same exact program th at we had for the last 10 or 12 years. However, we have been suffering for the past two or three years from some budget reductions and staff reductions. We lost two staff members two years ag o. We did drop men's and women's swimming. We also lost an assistant basketball coaching positio n, a full time position. Then, this last year, eff ective the 1984-85 year, we've lost one more Classifieds WANTED PEER SUPPORT is looking for a person to volunteer their talents as a calligraphists. Ideal person wo uld be someone in terested in art. (Maybe an art major.) Please contact the Peer Support Organizaton, l ocation WLLC-D- 175 or 553 -2706 A VOLUNTEER administrator for Peer Support. Great experience for business majors and anyone hoping to be in a managerial position someday. Apply in Peer Support office or call 553-2706. DEATH ROW PRISONER. Caucasian male, age 37, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form some ki nd of friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas . Write Jim Jeffers, Box B-38604, Florence AZ 8523 2. PERSONALS GREG R. li kes the Big Chill!!! GREG R. is into Frozen Bananas. RICK G. l ikes frozen bananas, too!?! What about Greg? THE QUESTION IS: Does Kathy like Frozen Bananas?? YES!! K & D: I really wanted to swim, but frozen bananas prevented me. Pat. I'VE HEARD about cold shoulders before, but frozen bananas ? KAREN HITS a lot of balls playing pool! But wnat about frozen bananas? ANYONE for a Homecoming flag football game wit hout injuries??! S & M is coming. Wed., Oct. 12. 12-2 p.m. and £10 P ro >n the Union Bazaar. M. SCOON: I Love You!! C. Scoon. BRIGHT EYES Holey Shirt!! The enstapied TO KATE: I hope we can talk again and M?D Y,ou re a Sreat friend! Joey. LEROY: Considering being a lifetime stu- Keep on colecoing. Smack. MARVIE: When are you and Wally getting married? Smack. YITO: The world doesn't revolve around mad Italians. Parkside just isn't the same... BONNIE: Stop all of that rhetorical nonsen- I se; read a play. GOME SEE VRU" live! Oct. 14 at Craigs downstairs. Hwy. 100 and Layton. Wayne Dannehl position; in other words, we've had one person notified that his contract will not be renewed after this year. What that does in regards to the number of sports that we have, we don't know; that remains t o be seen. It might be that in future years we will be using more of what we call 'ad hoc' or part-time coaches. On the other hand, we may just drop some sports. Other than that, we're charging straight ahead, just doing everything we've always done. We have about 18 different sports; some people think that's too many, some people think it's not enough. Most of the schools in the Wisconsin University system have about that many. Some of them are bigger than us, and some of them are smaller. Most of them also have football, which is just a real big drain on your resources, even at the small time level. It just involves so many people, even though you're not playing in front of 80,000 people like they do at Madison. Of course, we don't have that, and probably never will. Q: How are the teams expected to do this year? A: Well, I think we're going to have a p retty good year. Considering the size of our school...of course, we've always done very, very well, particularly at the national level. Our teams have done extremely well, particularly in wrestling, track and f ield, cross-country and basketball off and on. Statewide, we do very well, too. In soccer, we had the best year we've ever had last year, and we were one game away from going to the national tournament. We lost to the perennial power of the midwest, Quincy, from the St. Louis area, where they've been playing soccer for 30 years, long before the rest of the nation knew what the game was. We're doing some exciting things this year with some of the athletic teams. We're hosting a large basketball tournament for women in January and we're hosting a men's basketball tournament right after the beginning of the new year. I t will be the first tournament for the women's teams and a retu rn of the men's after a one-year absence. The men's tournament is going to be a crackerjack one, because we have ourselves, our traditional archrivals, Eau Claire, UW-Milwaukee and Lakeland College. This fall, we're hosting an NCAA regional cross-country championship, the NCAA Division II Championship, and the NAIA national championship, so we're going to be very, very busy with cross-country this fall. We're hopeful that our kids will do very, very well. Last year, the women were fifth in the nation in the NCAA in cross coun- PONY EXPRESS presents THE BRTTA jComplete Beatles ReviewJ Friday, Oct. 7-10:00 pm - 1:30 am $2 Cover Charge Also: FLASHRPDM Music from the 50's and 60's Saturday, Oct. 8-9:30 pm - 1:30 am No Cover Charge Bar open daily 11:00 am - 2:00 pm DAYTIME SPECIALS: Cans of ^ \ , ,beer, 75«; Highballs 75« SERVING hIm SANDWICHES and P IZZA try, and I hope they will do as wel l or better on our home course. A little later in the year, we host a regional wrestling championship. In between time we have lots of other things going on. Our women's volleyball team is very competitive. We participate in both the NCAA and the NAIA. I think we'll do very well. Q: And men's basketball, too, after the showing late in the season last year...? A: We should have a pretty good team this year. We have the toughest basketball schedule we've ever had. We play Chicago State twice; Lewis University is a powerhouse; we'll be playing Eau Claire probably twice; we're playing Steven? Point away. So w e're looking forward to a good season. We have some very fi ne athletes here. Q: Are- there any coaching changes this year? A: No, everybody who was head coach last year is head coach this year. Q: What about Red Oberbruner? A: He retired as a f ull-time employee of the university. He wil^ still be baseball coach, but now on a p art-time basis. We also have a part-time coach in volleyball, Terry Paulson; and Mike DeWitt is our women's cross-country and track coach. Both teach elementary school in Racine. Ranger needs sportswriters MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN THIS COMING WEEK MON. OCT 10 PITTSBURGH vs. CINCINNATI • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION IOMING SPECIAL: Monday, Oct. 17 Packers vs. Washington Redskins J $1°° Brat Special v Soccer Badgers win, dim first Homecoming by Robb Luebr Sports Editor Parkside's first homecoming celebration was pretty successful, except for one thing. The soccer team was beaten by the Wisconsin Badgers 2-0. The score reflects the game pretty accurately. Wisconsin came into the game with a record of 3-3-2, mostly against other NCAA Division I schools. Parkside's record was 4-4. Hal Henderson's squad started out strong, keeping the ball in the Wisconsin zone for most of the first 11 minutes of the first half. They weren't able to score, but they kept the pressure on. With 11 y2 minutes gone, the Badgers worked the ball downfield quickly. They had a corner kick after the Rangers kicked the ball over the end line. With 33.02 left in the half, Wisconsin scored the first goal of the game off the corner kick. The ball was headed-in over the outstretched hands of goalie Dan Opferman right in the center of the net. The rest of the first half was scoreless with both teams moving the ball. The Rangers' first goal opportunity to score came at the 30:13 mark of the half, but the attempts were thwarted by a good defensive play. At the 29:10 mark, the Rangers had a penalty kick, but they couldn't get the ball in the net. . Parkside also had three corner kicks, but the Badgers' defense cleared out the ball every time. The first half ended with Wisconsin leading 1-0. The second half wasn't much different from the first. Both teams kept the ball moving up and down the field, and had scoring opportunities, but the defenses were equal to the challenges. Then, with 18:15 left in the game, the Badgers scored their second goal of the game. Dan Opferman dove to the ground to stop a shot, the ball rebounded off of him, and a Badger player put the ball in over Opferman's prone body. Neither team mounted a major threat after that. Coach Henderson said after the game that "we didn't want it as bad as they did." He also said that his team had a chance to get back 7VV V.' rMf' v „ '' VvV —% * i Ranger photo by Gary Zalokar Parkside's Don Matanowski (2) and Mike Nowak battle UW-Madison defenders. Soccer team into the game in the second half, but that "the second goal broke our back." The major problem holding the Rangers back is the fact that the team is made up of mostly underclassmen. There are only three seniors and two juniors on the team. This could be considered a rebuilding year for Henderson's team. It would be nice to see this team do well the rest of the season; and looking at the rest of the schedule, there is a good chance to see improvement. On Wednesday, Oct. 5, the Rangers hosted Marquette. Results next week. This coming weekend will be a test for the young Parkside team as they compete in the Panther Invitational, hosted by UW-Milwaukee. It is being held at Bavarian Field in Milwaukee beginning at 2 p.m. Saturday. Si J ••BBS Mike Nowak (left) in action •••••• Ranger Photo by Karen Trandel Kenosha Savings and Loan NECKING! 10S©S to UW-GB ' m your choice of TWO great accounts! by Mike Baumgardner Parkside's soccer team traveled to Green Bay on Sept. 28 to face UW-Green Bay, who were coming off a four-game winning streak. Parkside coach Hal Henderson was confident going into the game. The Rangers held the hot UWGreen Bay team scoreless in the first half, but Parkside could not score, either. The second half started out well, but soon the Phoenix exerted themselves, scoring four goals in the half for a 4-0 victory. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA President, Vice President - Scoon, Buenker-Phillips to switch jobs Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 29, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12 No.4 PSGA President, Vice Presi dent Scoon, Buenker -Phillips to switch jobs by KeD Meyer EdItor When PSGA President Mike S<oon and vice-president Jeanne Blenker·Phillips exit tonight's PSGA Senate meeting, they will lave magically switched jobs. Sc:oon, who has been president lin<e Phil Pogreba became moapadtaIA! d due to severe injuries suffered in an auto accident two weeks '10, named Buenker-Phillips' vicepmidenl at an emergency Senate meetillC Sept. 20. TOlliCht,lbe Senate is expected to Iormally approve the appoint- IIleIltand lben lbe metamorphosis Cl<C1IIS. At !be meeting, Scoon will resip, making Buenker- Phillips IIIIIdeal Her first act as president will be to name Scoon as her vice- (IIIidIat. 11Iis act of musical-administralife. dIairs is Dot without a reason, iloIIeter. Scoon, who was elected ~t in last spring's eleciii, doea DDt want to be president. by JtIlDie TaDldei .. News Editor TOnight a new tradition will begin al Parkside ... Homecoming li83. It aU began last year with an idea !rom Athletics and Alumni Associabaa which Was presented 10 the Fall Fest/Winter Carnival student ~ltee. Alter many months of ....... ng, lbe Alumni Committee IIld a student committee developed tile ....ents for this weekend. "Hopefully, in lbe long run, we Mike SCoon "My schedule does not allow me to pUI in lbe time necessary to be president," explained Scoon. "And right now, we're in a very unique situation. We need some strong leadership and we need somebody right now who can step in and do lbe job it takes to be president. and I don't have lbe time to do lbe job efficiently right DOW" Scoon, who recently married, will be starting a tradition because we really don't have any traditions at Parkside," said Terry Tunks, Homecoming committee chairperson. this The three-day event begins afternoon and will run through Saturday night. Last week 18 contestants vied for the King and Queen titles. The penny voting raised $153 for a scholarship fund and narrowed. lbe competition to six seml-fmalists. For Queen: Carmen Acosta, Jeanne Buenker-Phillips and Laura Maes; Homecoming ! Coronation kicks off 3 days of festivities for KiDg: Frallk "Rico" Mejia, Todd Murray and Scott Peterson The final voting .... COIlducted this week. The coronation of !be King and Queen will open today's Homecoming festiVIties at 6 pm wilb an informal galbenng on !be Unioo Patio that opens at 4:30 pm. Tomorrow, a variety show emceed by nationally known comedian- /ijnug!gbleerUMnioicnhaCelineDmavaisTwheilaltebre haetld8 Cannen Aco ta Jeanne Buenker-Phillip p.m. (More information on Davis and lbe variety show is on page 8.) The Alwnni Association has several activities planned for Saturday. A gnU outing from 9 a.m. to 10:30 a.m. will be held at Petrifying Sprin,s for $6. wblch includes greens fees and prizes. A tennis clinic will be from 10 a.m to noon for $5. The PbyEd parking lot will be !be site for lbe WestemStyle BBQ featUrIng charcoal grilled Frank "Rico" Mejia Todd Murray Texas-sized beef sandWIches, com on !be cob, beer and soda, bluegrass music, hayrides and a presoccer game warm-up. T.ckets lor lbe BBQ special 'value ,beef plate, com and l.arge beverage) are $5 for adults and $3 for children. Tom Krimmel. director of !lev. opment and Alumm Alfaus. said that his organization is Iook.mg forward to being involved m this new lraditioll, and he feels it is 0JCe to ba'le sludeDls and ....... -m. INSIDE ... said that he if took over lbe presidency, it would severely afffect his plans to apply to medical school He was supposed 10 graduate this past swnmer, but stayed on this year to serve as vice-presideDt. Wilb !be p"sideocey, be said; it would delay his plans !Ilr • J'IIf "f have certain gnals iD my life that I am to accof1IPIish," said CoIIIiaHd from Pace 11 Wanted: PSGA candidates Students interested In runrong for !be PSGA Senate, SUFAC or lbe Union Advisory Board must submit lbeir petitions Wlth Z5 student signatures to !be PSGA office by tomorrow. The e1ection is Oct. 12 and 13. Each candidate must carry at least six llOlhlIudit credits and mamtam at least I 2.0 GPA Wnte-ill candidates must subnut lbelr petitions five days prior to !be election in order to qualify IS candidates. For more information about !be election, or to obtain • ptlJ_ lion, contact lbe PSGA offIte. WLLC DI39A Student seats available Open student seats are 0\'Ol1a. ble on many laculty comrruttees PSGA urges tudents to parlic~ pate The commntees. followed by lbe number 01 open seats, are; Academic Budget Advisory Committee (I). Academic Plannin& and Program Re\...... 121. Academic Pohcies (II. Col1egJate SkIlls (I), Breadth of KnowJed&e Implementalton 01. Athletic Board (11. Campus PlaDlU" '2" Course and Cumculum (II. En.,· roomental Concerns (2,. Graduate PlanrunR (21. Le<'tu and Ftne Arts .21. anil LIbrary Lam- 'ng Center '21 Contact Ihe PSGA olli ee, WLLC D Uf·A. lor furth« detads Laurie Ma It Peta n together The Homecomiog soccer game between Partside and L'W·M..dison will begin at 2 p lD- saturday on !be soccer field. ..A 101 of campuses have bome<orni.ngs without lootball teams so the idea is DOl as risky as some people rrught tIunk," SOld Tunb "The bi& .....,t.. is a somi-lormal .... Salardaji aI • p.ln. ill JIaiII Place. admi&slon Is $3 for sllldenls and $5 for faculty. staff and A cash bar. tables and bars d'oeuvres and coat .- wW be placed In upper I. .1 10 Place. In Middle Main Place. !be John Bunic Bi& Band and dance noor. A casino, complete WIth blackjack. t'<JIIIotte wbeeII, higb-Iow and otIIor ..... .IIlll he plaJ'"d .. c , 1_ ...... ___ .............r.r........... 1"..,. SfI*IDber •• - ---~ ILetter to the Editor I Ranger stereotypes ba ketball players jib,.. .• GPA blJs bolo .. 10 CIS lor b.......-I.lhe1 DOt 0IlIy canDOt play. bat aIoo their odloIarsIup is iIIlDlOdalely. Rea used tuIt Olliluch sdlool AJl.Ame<. ICIl1 Ooopi 1M efforts to imJlt'O"" 1M ........ ~ 01 1M blstel' ....... 1M Romeo< 1M diJli .e gl\'ell 1M dlalrKt.orlstid of pi> from 1M 'ff!r1 1!llIalr. !ish III I cloudy. Tbe imIIt WID chit tdtJes to 1M 1lotl:otD- But JlaDCos" 011 l\IrTiIlCaplbedllt Tbe Raacu • """'*' IIlOn' 01· I to oome Ob\iouIly. 1M steps tKtIl to build I resp«t>ble ...... ~Also. !reIIImtIl aDd lnIlSf.... W<ft told .... like 1M mmtaUy ill by their • IleWIP" per III I \IlIIl 'Ibis unjuslilltd J like it IIIIdontood we do nor IbouId espect. JYlIlp>u,y from \be RaOCer. 10- give lISIalr \rei_I. Siptd. EN womeldorf top in Ranger office, WLLC D139 next to c'" The Coffee hoppe) -..::-> • SAY, JIM ... DON'T YOU THINK IT'5 ABOUT TIME. YOU WE.RE RESIGNING? Now let's show some life! 'Ibis is il. 10lU--time to pick younclves up and enjoy PlJbide·. FIRST EVER Homecoming Celebration. '!'be lun sta:rts tonigbl with the ooronation 01 the Kine and Queen and ends Saturday night with a semi- Iormal ~/casino nigh\. '!'bere are many activities in _ these two. so there is sornetbinglor everyone. r e beard 1M ever-present pessimists predict that HomecominI will bomb. but that is the very attitude that bas tept student involvement in sad shape since Partside opened. o . sure there are llways the bard·worlting. much active students in the o,&anizations and clubs. but eonsidering the size of \be student body. it is nm nearly representative enough. More students must- get involved- not necessarily help plan and prepare activities sud> as Homecoming and Willter Carnival. but just by supportm« them. SIlo .. up It Homecoming and bave a good time. ******** Another way students can get involved is to participale in \be upcoming PSGA (that means student government) elections. '!'bere are two ways to do this. '!'bose with time to do so should run lor an o((jce and help student govenunent gel things acoomplished on bebalI 01 all students. <Yes. that is wbat PSGA is supposed to d<rand can do with a larger membership.) '!'be other way is to help the PSGA elections. lor those :who laooestJy don·t bave time to join PSGA. is to partiCIpate by votiDC. Believe me. it·s not bard and you "",,'1 be put on any Communist mailing lists. Just vote on Oct. 12 or Oct. 13 to show PSGA (and me) thai we do bave 6000 livioc. breathing students out there somewhere. by Ken Meyer, Editor page I). Mike Scoon and Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. cur· renUy president and vice-president respectively. will switch jobs during the meeting. I'D be at the meeting. but I hope 1 don·t miss !be translonnation-it'D bappen so quickly that 1 migbt miss it if I blink. The reasons lor their switching jobs are valid. The entire situation came about because 01 Phil Pogreba" tragic accident two weeks ago. Scoon. Pogreba" vicepr~ dent, .doesn't want to keep the presidency. and that s his nght. He was elected vice-president. and !be reeenUy-rnarried. soon-ta-graduate Scoon doesn't have time to be president. Although on the surface this switching seems under' handed and questionable. it is luDy within the PSGA . rules and it is a move lor the better. Jeanne is quali· lied lor the presidency and Scoon makes a good vicepresident. The oornmunication between Ibe two sbOU1d help PSGA tremendously. Good IUct. you two. ******* While on the subject 01 PSGA, we should bave a new president alter tonight', Senate meetiDC (see story on WRITERS Cort>!' Anderson. Mike Baumgardner. Todd _ ... Jeanne _ .. ·Phillips Ilbrpr<t Butkus, Patnda Cumbie. Karl Daon. MkbaeI Firc:bow. Keith Dar- IIlIllll. Mary Kadc!au. Bob Kiesling C>n>I KorteDdidt.!Ildt Loehr. JIll Whil: aey leboo,. Diet Oberbruner. Julie PeodeIoo. Bill Stoapanl. 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Letten should be leu 'han 350 :....orcb ortd musI be ugMd w.th a telephone number included for lferificalJon pvrpo~f,. Names w!" be withheld for valid reasons. Oeodlme for lellen is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publicoliotl 'J1,unJar, Ranger t't$f:l'YeS the fight to refuse letten containing '01_ and defomotory can'ln'. Heritage feeds students for 4th year by Jeome Tuokieicz News Editor When Parkside students need foodfor thought, they choose either the UnionGrill, the cafeteria or the CoffeeShoppe. About 3000 students eat daily at the three services. The food services on campus are contractedfrom Heritage Food Systerns, Green Bay. Pat Nora, Food ServicesDirector, said that Heritage has had Parkside's contract for four years. Nora, wbo is starting his fourth year as director, said, "Anything that has to do with food on campus has to go through the food service office." Approximately 400 catering and conference food services, such as GenConand wedding receptions, were beld last year on campus. "These events keep us pretty busy," he added. . . Most of the money made at Food Servicescomes from catering and conferences. According to Nora, the company actually loses money sellingto students. "We have a product to sell, but we have to keep it at a price students can afford as well as good quality," said Nora. He feels that the catering prices are also kept at a reasonable rate. The prices on the menus are determined by Nora and Bill Niebuhr, Student Union Director. "We look at (price) surveys from other universities and private competition, increases in labor and increases in food costs, then we set the prices," Nora said. Prices for this semester were set in June and can be review. ed in December. , There was only a minimal increase in food prices this semester, "50 cents here and there," said Nora. He does not foresee any increases next semester unless there is a drastic change in food costs. Most of all the food served is made on campus. The full-time employees who prepare the food are Teamster members. There are also about 30 students wbo work parttime at food services. Nora feels very lucky to have Lenchen Tutka, head chef, in his employment. "She could cook anywhere she wanted, but she likes it here at Parkside." Changes have been taking place in food services. One hundred more . seats were added in the cafeteria and the Union Square Grill expanded its hours to 10 p.m. Monday through Thursday. The menu in the Union Square Grill was completely re-arranged last semester and the results have been very successful, according to Nora. "The whole operation down there (Union Square) bas improved 100percent. It's not as noisy, in my opinion, and I think it's a nicer environment than wbat it had been in the past. You'd be surprised at the number of people who study down there," said Nora. "We're always trying to improve the quality and do the best we can." A bealthy eating area, featuring 10w"",1food, will soon be added in the cafeteria. A long-term goal at Food Services is to also expand their bakery facilities. Students who live at the YMCA have the opportunity to participate in a food program. A program for other students was offered last year, but it was dissolved due to low participation. Nora said that food services and Student LUe will conduct a survey to see if there is a need to reo-instatesuch a program. Food Services will be sponsoring several promotional activities this year. Monday night football pizzas, ethnic foods featured on Fridays, and a free jazz band concert are the promotional activities in the works. Nora added that he encourages input from students, faculty and staff. "Your ideas and thoughts on products are what can belp make food service better," he said. Food .enlce employee collecll: mone, from peuon r Workshops for computer beginners by Marge Butkus Have you ever wished that you could work one of those things caI1ed "compulers?" Well, the li- brarians at Parkside are going to &\Veyou a chance to learn how to lISe a computer. Weekly workshops will' begin Ott. 7 and run throughout the 3eDIester. Worbbops will be held OIl Fridays from 2-4 p.m. These WOrbhops will be held be- Qase it WiD make homework and ~ papers easier, and it wiD ;" students overcome their fean CllDlputers. Each workshop win be limited to 20 people and registration IS a must' To register, call55J.23S6 and ask io be put on the list of the workshop you want to be 10. The schedule of when the worksbops are will be posted by 0-1 checkout desk of the lower level of the library or you ean ask at tbe library reference desk. If you can't attend the workshops there will be a studeat as- sistant on duty 40 hours a week to help you learn bow to use the cornpute< s. IHomecoming continued CooliDued lnlm Page 1 Lower Main Place. Casino players will receive $150 Parkside bucks which can be traded for raffle tickets when a ralfle of over 50 prizes will take place at the end of the eveDing. Tunks said that a large hun out is erpected at the dance. Chancellot Alan GuskiD will be make a toast to start out the evening. "It's going to be a treat time," added Tunks. Tickets for the events can be purchased at the Union lDforrnation desk. .. Head chef still happy at UW-P by Julie Pe..... to. preparatiOll of daily meals. She also eaten for sudl allalrs as etIutic dinners, faeulty, student and alumni weddiDp, and an annual event she created, Fashingfest, a celebration like a Germab Mardi Gras. As a chef, Tutla ~ aU of her food from saatdl.. "Parkside is uDique in the sense that the majority of schools do IIOt boast homemade meaIs,'- said I'llt Nora, Parkside's food service director. The students and lacuIty seem to be partku1arIy fond of Tutta's 1IagDa and her mushroom chmpliOC soup. "I eajoy cooIliDI and oJways have," said Tulb. He< job as head dlel at Parkside provides Tulb with security and ~ She .... had 110 problems with the studenls or faculty and does DOl foreaee llIIJ'. "00 the wboIe, we ........ Dice buDdl here," said Tulb. She ....... to remoin head dlel at Parkside UDliI her .eIIi_ iD .....udmalely four J8r1. Seven years ago, Leachen TutU applied for the position of head cbef at Parkside. Within 24 bours she was hired and has been enjoying ber job bere ever since. Tulb's career as a chef began in Heidelburg, Germany, where she was born. She spent four years training. DuriDc the last two years of her scIlooJioc. she served an appreoticeship as a dlel for the prestigious Scbumano family near her borneto..... 10 19SZ, Tulb moved from HeideIbDrg to Colorado. Four years later she moved to Ke- DOSha and within a iIIOIIth was wortioc at Krok's Late Sbore Restaurant, when! she spent 20 years. UJlOII leaving Krok's, she was hin!d at Elmer's Pub and was employed there uotiJ it was ooJd two years later. Tulb'. job at Parkside iDvolves m""h more tbaD the Support Parkside's 1st Homecoming t ;8.lIIS Find your family' ~ roots SMrtbIIlI lor Your AD<fStOn. a eoune ID If" 'aJoeY. will be tauebl at Publde by KIID Bauerud. - 11M trI<'ld an 01 his own N<lrftgWl IJIlldpanllla '*" 10 1581. and .- 01 \be WnII1 IIlftIlbers bact to ,_ His systom lor location. recordIDC and QIIdenlaJldul& laIIlI1y bistary II compIole and dS'f ProI_ Balllf\lCl Is WlIIl IIle oMnIty EmmiOG al Publde. He will be assisled by Louella a clJoice 01 Nov. 8 or 9. Dates lor ViJles. arduvist. and Dave Holle. above classes are interebangeable. ..... kJCisf. both from UW-Palksi- For those interested. a session on e1e. genealogical use 01 IIle microeom- Tbe <Iass wI1l include direct puter will be beld on Wednesday. IeanWJg aperience; in Partside's Nov. t6, for no additional fee. Tbe library and arctuves, wbere ge- microcomputer can be used to neaIogical help can be found store, sort and print genealogical Two idenlieal sections of the information collected. Both Apple class will be held Section f will be n and the ffiM PC computer> can held 011 lour Tuesdays, beginniog be used. Former genealogy stu- Oct. 4. and end WlIIl a session in dents are welcome without charge. IIle library and archives, with a cbnice of <IV 8 or 9. Preregister with University Ex- _ n will be held 011 four tension at UW-Palkside, phone 553- Tbundays, beginiog Oct_ 6 and end %312. 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'" a \,~ar for your last rWll year---('If (ollege But. mol"(" m1fXlfmnt, \,lU'n ocon 'ourW3)' to eam- Ine.l comml''''I,,"ln in {('".:i.1Y's Arnw - WhKh Include::> the Army R"·.·.t.TyC anJ Army • ',\(11..'10,\\ Guard - while you'l"(" t.'.\r1l1n~ a ('lllk'gc dcL,'TCC ARMY ROTC. BEALL YOU CAM BE. Contact ;\ddr("~., Cpt. Ja("k Kunyn ...ki "\RQl ETIE l:\IVERSITY AR,n ROTC CALL COLLECT 41-1--224- 7 I 95172-W RANGER .. Russian prof joins staff by Todd Becker Noted mathemetician Professor Alexander Lichtman, who has taught at universities in Russia, Israel and the Uniled States, has joined the Parkside faculty this semester as a professor of mathematics. Lichtman's speciality is Group Theory, which isn't offered here, so he will be teaching calcu· Ius. He also hopes to do extensive mathematical research while in the United States. He said that there were no research restrictions on math, physics or other natural sciences in Russia, only in the social sciences. Lichtman, a Russian native, received his Ph.D. in 1965 from Moscow State University. He was employed in teaching and research at the Computer Center at Kiev, the Institute of Economics at Vladi· mit and the Institute of Transpurt at Moscow for eight years until early 1973. He them emigrated to Israel to teach at Ben Gurion University of the Negev in Beer Sheva. Before he could leave, the Russian government forced him to refuse his citizenship so he would have no benefits and would not be able to relurn to the Soviet Union. Lichtman had to pay 1000 rubles ($2000) for himself and his wife to leave Russia. Lichtman taught in Israel until 1979. He first came to the U.S. in 1979 to teach at Penn State University, where he spent about one year before returning to Israel. He re· lurned to the U.S. twice more for a total of nine months to teach at the University of California and the University of Texas-Austin. Lichtman will be here for the fall tenn and will then return to Israel. He also stated that he has an ap· pointment here for the next two years and will return for the corre· sponding fall semeslers. Lichtman commented on the differences between the U.S. and U.S.S.R. universities. "The stu· dents in the U.S.S.H. have a mandatory six hours of lectures a day that they must attend; and they have no freedom of choice at the university as compared to the ex· tensive freedom that the students enjoy at American colleges," he said. When asked about the degrees one can receive in a typical Russian college, he said, "A student must go to school for five years, and a [ive--year degree is equivalent to an American Master's Degree." Commenting on the recent Russian downing of the Korean Ai( Lines 747, he stated, "First of all, I'm no longer a Russia citizen anymore; I'm an Israeli citizen. Secondly, the American public opinion has to realize that the Russian government can't be considered a legitimate government as it behaves as gangsters. It has committed. much more horrible atrocities, for example in the 1930's and 1940's, when millions of people perished. So the American public opinion has to give more support to the plans of the American administration in boycotts of the Russian government and to under>tand beller the problem of human rights in the Soviet Union." Due to popular demand "So It Goes" pre-empted. See p~ge 7 Warren lights up theater son would have to be that I enjoy also created the scenic design for , ,working with Lee Van Dyke," said three Florentine Opera produchons "My job consists of creating the Warren. in Milwaukee. scenic design and setting the lights Northwestern University is the '''I have a couple of reasons why I lor a production. When I'm teach-: institution where Warren earned intend to moonligbt wbile I'm ing Ishow and direct my students his Master of Fine Arts degree. teaching at Parkside. Parks ide is on 'how to do such things properly. "Like most other students, I centrally located between Milwauk. For a production, I have to work changed my major during my colle- ee and Chicago, so I should easily with the director to create for him ge stay. I started out studying act- be able to find a production that the desired effect," stated J. Skelly ing and directing but ended up spe- will be in need of my services. I Warren, Parkside's new fine arts cia1izing in scenic design and light- also believe that a good lighting professor. ing," he said. teacher must keep up with the Iat- Warren, a specialist in scenic de- Warren loves acting, but oniy as est trends of professional lighting," sign and lighting, taught at Chris- therapy. "I love to rehearse, but said Warren. topher Newport College for the not to perform," said Warren. "I've "I'm going to design or supervise past four years. been in a commercial film and a the design of Parkside's next two "I decided to leave Newport and production that ran a couple of produchons. For the production of come to Parkside for many reasons. hundred times. I'd simply rather "I Am A Camera," I'm thinking For one, the opportunities for ad- creale the set than be the actor on about using huge blown-up photovancement and creativity are much the set," added Warren. graphs as the set background. It greater at Parkside. Also, Parkside Warren has done lighting and would create somewhat of a metabas one of the finest facilities that scenic design for civic and univer- phorical effect," said Warren. "I I've seen. There _was also a finan- sity theaters and for dance compa- Am A Camera" is about the decacia! gain in mind. And another rea- nies throughout the nation. W~en denee in pre-Nazi Germany. " Memorial. concert Oct. 2 . Mrs. James earned her bachelor's and master's degrees in music at Northwestern University and subsequently was awarded a scholarship to Oslo (Norway) Universit~, where she did research on Scandinavian composers. Sbe was a member of Delta Kappa Gamma, the National Music Teachers Association, the Retired Teachers Association, American Scandinavian Foundation and AmericaD AssocialinD of University Women. She was also aelive at both state and local levels in private music teacbers groups. Admission to the concert is $3 for the general public and $1.50 lor alI students and senior citizens, or a donation to the scholarship fund. Conbibutions to the fund may be made at the concert or by contacting Prof. Frank Mueller, coordinator of the music discipline at UWP. by Michael Fircbow Five Parkside music laculty, Including Beth Wilkinson, a contrabassoonist and bassoonist with the Milwaukee Sympbony Orchestra, who joined UW-P this lall as an adjunct instructor of woodwinds, will perform a benefit chamber music concert lor the Lillian James Memorial Music Scbolarship Fund at 3;30 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 2, in the Communication Arts Theater. Ullian James, a retired member of Partside's music faculty, died last year, and the memorial lund - eotablished to support exceptioaaOy talented Parkside music ItIIdeDts. Wilkinson assisted by pianist James McK';"er, will perform wu- Iiam Presser'. Suite lor Bassoon and Piano and W. H. Foote's arrangement of "My Grandfather's Clock" for contrabassoon. William Weinert, baritone, assisted by August Wegner, 'piano, wil1 perform four songs by Brahms, ineluding 'Wie Melodien zieht es,' "Meine Liebe ist grun,' "Wie bist du, meine Konigin" and "-Betschaft." Glenda Mossman, organ, will perform J. S. Bach's Prelude and Fugue in G major, BWV 541. Mark Eichner, trumpet, and Wegner, piano, will perform Vittorio Giannini's 1948 Concerto lor· Trumpet. McKeever, piano. will perfonn Cbopin's Andante Spianato and Grande Polonaise in E flat, Opus 22. . Mrs. James taught piano, music history and theory lor many years at the former UW Centers in Racine and. Kenosha before ~oining the Parkside laculty. Followmg her retirement she continued for sometime to conduct group tours to the Lyric Opera in Chicago for University Extension. Club Events Habbe1, faculty advisor, Comm Arts ASPA 224. The American Society lor Personnel Administration (ASP A) held .a reorganizatonal meeting Sept. 23 al whicb officers were elected: Mary Kaddatz, president; Sue Hilmer, vice-president; Bonnie Gauger, secretary; MaryAnn Bock, treasuror; and SOC representatives Jell Slater and Mike Aimone. ASPA will hold a general memo bership meeting Monday, Oct. 24 at I p.m. in Moln. 128. The club is open to al1 majors, and new members are welcome. For information on ASPA's luture activities and the ".JRA dinner meeting, contact Den- Ills Laker, laculty adviser, 553-2024, Moln 353. Cheerleading . The cheerleading squad is look- IIlg lor participants lor the 1983-84 season. Workshops will be held Wednesday, Oct. 5, 7;39-9 p.m., Thursday, Oct. 6, 7:30-9 p.m. and TlIesday, Oct. II, 7:30-9 p.m. At· tendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held Wednesday, Oct. 12. AlI are welcome. Weight lifting The Parkside Weightlifting Club will hold a meeting and elect officers on Friday, Sept. 30 at 1 p.m. 10 the weight room. All interested men and women are invited to attend. For more information, call 554-3868. UW-PAC The UW·p Association 01 Cornunicators (UW·PAC) oilers stu- :rents communication exposure, ~e opportunity to offer inpul regardin~ the communication program ~ also participation in the planning and operation 01 the Comm1!lUcalinD Colloquia. . arty for The club is planniDg a p Tuesday, Oct. 4 and new members are welcome. For more information about the clu~, contact DaVid UWPDT The UWP-Dart Team is proud to announce its new officers. Peter J. Simon was elected vice-president, until someone found about his strong likiDg 01 sbeep. He was im· mediately impeached. Then, after careful consideration, he was nominated and elected president. Margaret Butkns (no relation to Dick) was elected vice-president. Lori Hintermeyer, who was a member 01 last year's Dart team, was elected secretary/treasurer. The IIDal position was sergeant4t-arms. The candidate lor the posilinD was none other than John Kovalic. His qualifications are his lack 01 ability to play darts and the fact thai he is an Eng1ishman (Ie, fi, 10, 1um. ..).4f you want to join the most interesting group on campus, come down to the Rec Center on Fridays at 1 p.m. • 5 Tbur!day, September 29, IlIlI3 Amsterdam·Paris-Antwerp Dec. 28, 1.83 • J.n. 11, 11184 Cost: $1297 Support Parkside's first Homecoming Includes: All tran.poration, meals. lodging, tours, several excurSIons.. Contac:t: Dr, Peter DiMeglio Dept. of Hi.tory UW·PI.nevlll. PI.neville, WI. 53818 or call: (808)342-1784 ---------. I• Congratulations and Good Luck. UW-P from all of us at: I I Fireside Restaurant and LO,unge I I 2801-30th Ave. I 11,7mi. south of Parkside on 30th Ave. I Thin Crust Pizza I I Deep Pan Pizza I Pizza Turnovers I Monda, • ahy cheese pizza I I half price Complete Italian-American Menu I IBanquet facilities for up to 40 people I Bring this ad along for I F R E E soda of your choice I lopen 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 a.m.1 L 7 days a week • ------ -- RANGER 6 Thunday, S:pt.... be' 29, 1913 UW-Extension offers various events Board of Trade " bus tour to the C\licaCO Boord 01 TracIe. ea1JtI<cI "ThnI\s aDd O>t- 110 ID the PIt:' bas boeD ornnc<d by Unmnaty Extension uw Putt· side. lor ThundaY. Oct. 13 1'Ile """ aDd -... 01 world II- -. wllIcb caD make paupers or priD<eI. wtII ~ vIewtd ID the ..,. ~ 011 tbe IIoor 01 tbe Boord 01 TracIe. wIIeft the mental, emotlOOaI aDd pbysiclll domaD<Is on tbe tradm .... pt. Thore is the thrill 01 "*.aDd the abtIity to make de- ew- cntial-thouAnds 01 dol- .... may ckpeDd 011 the b1lDk 01 an 1'Ile _ wID iDdDde an opeIIiD& "II ,.". at tbe CbkaF Board 01 'IDde. Ih" 1'., an lward-wiJ>. .. pH' I pmoata""" 011 1M ...., aDd do .elopmellt 01 tbe .... aDd I vlow !rom tbe Vi$lton QeIIory. 1'Ile buI wID pidt up reptnDts at 1 I m ID RadDe and It I Ke- ..u Io<atlaa to _ates later. non wID ~ luDeI>Gft.t\lHlleftu II BerPoII'. II ~1amoUS Ger· _ rellMnlrtl, DOt IDduded ill .... !le. aDd _ lor IboppiDl belore IeaYIIIC Cbicago al 4 p.m. '\be lee is $13.50, and enrollment is hmited Preregister by Oct. 3. Call Umvenily EnensioIllor Iurt!>- er information and registration, ill TalleDt HaD, pbooe 553-2312. Mushroom course Two counes in musbroom identification will be offered througb Umvenily E>tl!llSion, UW·Parksi· de. Wllb £u«ene GasiorkiewiC!, a We Science prolessor at Parsside, IS iDslr\IctOI'. " coune lor begInrler! will teach .... IllS and outs 01 mushroolll lor· ICIDI Ind elimJnlte mushroom· pidtIDI doabls and lean. Easily. recopizable, edIble mllSbrooms wtII ~ cIiKusSed and co1Je<:ted. L<ctures will ~ given on Than· dall, Oct S, 13 and 20 II ?:SO p.m. ill MoIiDaro 0105. Fiek\ trips on satunlays will iDclude cootiDg aDd eatillC mus\lroOlDS; dates are Oct. I, 15 and 22 !rom I I.m. to 0000. 1'Ile lee is $22. AD advaD<ed mushroolll identifi· calloll worbbop will belp students 01 earlier mllSbrOOm identification classes and serious musbroomers wbo wish to sharpen and extend !heir skills. Microscopic characteristics, chemical tests and others will be introduced. The c\asS will meet on Oct. 15, 1-6 p.m.; and Oct. 16,9 a.m. to llOOnand 1-5 p.m. The lee is $20. The c\asS will meet in Greenquisl 0130. EnroUment lor both classes is hmited. aDd preregistration is requested. Call University Elltension (414) 553-2312, or stop in Tallent HaD room 180. Self esteem Members 01 a c\asS in Seu Esteem offered througb University Enension, Parkside, will learn how to see themselves as winners. They will ~ encouraged to set up posi. tive liIe situations in order to em· brace, rather than shrink from liIe. Inslruclor Kathleen Hanold, Uni· versity Extension, UW·Milwaukee, will present mini·leclures, with most class lime spent in discussion and seU-growlh. The c\asS will meet on lour Mon· days, beginning Oct. 3, in Tallent o 11112Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co,. Milwauk .. WiS,'" Hall at parkside, Irom 7:30-9 p.m. The lee is $12. It is suited lor those wbo have taken Seu Esteem I or who have taken similar courses e1seWhere. Pre-register with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone (414) 553-2312. Vatican treasures A bus tour to the Vatican Treas· ures: The Papacy and Art, at the Art Institute 01 Chicago has been arranged by the parkside Opera Guild lor Friday, Oct. 4. Two-hundred thirty·seven Vati· can treasures are now on display in the Chicago Art Institute, most 01 which have never been shown out· side the Vatican. They are historically important and stunningly ~auliful works 01 art-Irescoes, oils, ivories, papal investments, lapestries, sarcophagi, altar pieces and reliquaries, bronzes, mosaics and marbles. They include art 01 mas· ters ranging Irom 4th century RDman sculpture to modem art . A bus will pick up registrants at 8 a.m. in a Racine location and 8:20 at a Kenosha location. Fee is $15, which includes ticket, lecture and bus-lunch on your own. Register by Oct. 3 with Parkside Opera Guild, phone 553·2312. En· roUment is hmited. Step-family class "Everyone leels in the middle in the step·parent lamily," is the theme of a University Extension . and Parkside course to be laught by Michael Radke, M.S.W. and a certi· fied lamily therapist, a step·parent himseU. The class will meet on lour Thursdays, beginning Oct. 4, 7: 30- 9:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Radke claims that very olten the loyalties 01 everyone in a step-par· ent lamily are painfully split, lead· ing to confusion and tension for the wbole lamily. He will give guidelines lor handling problems, and suggestions for strengthening the lamily unit. Troublesome areas such as discipline and visitatio~ with the separated parent, will reeelve ~pecial allention. Register with University Exten· sion in Tallent Hall. The lee is $12. Solar Water Heater Seminar A do·it·yourself Solar Water Heater seminar I a must for homeowners who are thinking about solar water heating, will be ~~Id at Parkside on Tuesday, Oct. Instructors will be Daniel Folkman. and Charles Tueller, UW-Ex· tensIOn, Milwaukee. They will help particIpants determine whether solar water heating is a good investment lor their lamilies, and will gIve an overview 01 diflerent sys· terns available commercially. Class members will learn how they can assemble and install their own solar water heater through UWEX programs. Location is Tallent Hall, 7:31l- 9:30 p.m, The fee is $10; $12 for a couple. Preregister with University Elltension in Tallent by Sept. 30. Love course Enhancing love and relationships will be 9Ie topic 01 a University of Wisconsin-Extension course that will begin on October 3. A positive approach will build upon the ability to love, a human attribute, and help the class memo bers toward leelings of love 01 seU love toward others, the ability ~ verbally express love, to enjoy lbe beauty 01 touch and to enhance ex· istent communication skills. Instructor Joseph Long, COor· dinotor 01 Mainstreaming, Washington Center, Racme, was the recipi. ent 01 a Special Services Teacher 01 the Year award lor 1983. The class will meet on live Mon· days at the Unitarian Universalist Church, 625 College Ave., Racine. The lee is $16. Register with the University Extension at UW·Parksi· de, Kenosha, phone 553-2312. High school dance Noncredit classes in dance for high school students and adulls will be o"ered this semester by Univer· sity Extension, UW·Parkside. BaI· let will teach students how to use their bodies in a graceful manner that flows through space, while toning and stretching the muscles. Jan presents a total workout while students enjoy learning dance combi· nations similar to professional per· fonners. . The ballet class begins Tuesday, Sept. 27 from 6-7 p.m. Beginning jazz slarts Thursday, Sept. 22 Irom 5:45-6:45 p.m. Advanced jazz begins Sept. 27 Irom 7:15-6:15 p.m. All classes meet lor 12 weeks in Com· munication Arts D·IlS, and the fee lor each is $35. Instructor Katherine Zavada teaches for Parkside's dramatic arts department and has danced prolessionally for many years in the Milwakee area. She has her BFA in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Preregister with University Extension in Tallent Hall, phone 553·2312. Write a letter!! RANGER by Nick 1'IIome ...Back to you,Walter Feature Editor's note: In the interest of continuing to educate the public in both foreign and domestic ailaiIs, "So It Goes" is pre-empted this week for the following reports from our foreign desk. "So It Goes" will be shoWJinext week at its regularly-scheduled time. ******* ~gan raps Soviets Washington-Ronald Reagan, in his strongest condemnation yet of Soviet action during the recent downing of KAL flight 007, Said that the Rusians acted "really, really rotten" and called Soviet Premier Andropov "naughty" for not acknowledging responsibility, Taking economic action against Russia, the president immediately halted the shipment of all U.S.-manufactured Rubic cubes and threatened to cut back on exports of E,T, wristwatches if the U.S,S.R. continued to claim flight 007 was mistaken for a large flying zucchini and that the Mig pilot was merely expressing his dislike for ratatouille as a side dish. Meanwhile, in an about face of policy, Moscow !lopped claiming the Korean jetliner was a U.S. spy plane, bot still blames the 747 for provoking the interrepton when "They deliberately got in the way of our warning shots, and then tried to hit our fighters with pieces of their tail, wing, fuselage, etc." The Soviets are now filing charges in the U, N. against South Korea for polluting Russian waters with illCOnvenient little things like shattered wing sections, Ihght recorders and human remains. MariDe see Action Beirut-Lebanese President Gamyel refused to comment on the loss to Druse Militia of the Beirut Holiday Inn, effectively halfing his total power block in Lebanon, Druse militiamen, meanwhile, blamed U.S. marines for "getting involved" in what they described as a "personal matter" between them and the Christians. Tbe Christians then denounced the U.S, for not beating the living daylights out of the Druse. French and British Forces claimed the Americans were being "too bloody indecisive about the whole thing." Republicans criticized the State Department for not using enough force, while Democrats largely criticized the President for being there in the first place, Secretary of the Interior James Watt added his two cents' worth when he criticized the marines for not "chopping down more trees over there. '1 In what the Pentagon described as a massive step-up to protect the marines stationed on shore in Beirut. the President gave the American forces permissi?n to t~ke self-defensive actions on receiving Druse artillery fire. They are now allowed to duck. Wasbington Assailant Sought Chicago-Police are investigating leads in the rerent attempt on the life of Chicago Mayor Harold Washington. The chief of investigations, Capt. Joseph Goatbender, seeks persons who wanted Washington Handy for pI•cnIC• S or at the beach ---------- Smurf Peeler in the official Smurf peeling device of the 1984 Olympic games 71bursday, September 211.1983 What goes up Or: Look at the So It head on that one Goes A few days ago 1went to the student union, the Union Square. I went up to the counter and ordered a large beer-they are the best buy per ounce. It was then that I noticed the bartender had to press a button to get the beer and he charged me ten cents more than last year. My poor wallet wailed its lament at the prospect of laying out an additional dime. Tbat extra dime could add up to many dollars by the end of the semester. I could really use those extra bits 01 silver when I'm getting ready to pay the bill for my books. I asked the barkeeper about the increase in price. He informed me it went up just· before GenCon. I bet that really made the wargamers bappy. However. just to be honest with you, I didn't really care when the price increase came through; the only question I had was why were the prices increased at ail? The beer prices this summer were really cheap. I bought Old Style, on sale, for $6.19 a case. So don't try to tell me the price of beer is up. Besides, this school buys its beer by the half barrel and sells it by the glass. The price couldn't have gone up enough to warrant a ten-eeet price increase per large beer. Ifurther asked the keeper of the tap why be had to push the button before he poured my beer. The scbool had electronic beer dispensers installed. Why, I asked? To make the bartenders accountable for the beer they sell, was the reply. Apparently in the past, bartenders were giving away free drinks So the school had machines installed that record every sale of beer and wine on the cash register. Then the bartender has to have the right amount of cash to cover all sales and the school doesn't lose any revenue to the former Ireebies So, if the bartenders cannot give away the profits and the beer by John Kooalic dead. Police are now questioning over four million suspeets from the greater Chicago area, Walt's Up? Washington-James Watt formally apologized to members of his coal advisory panel for calling them "a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple." "The coon didn't take it too bad." said Watt, "but if I had known the kike and the gimp would get so touchy, I never would have mentioned it." Sail Away Newport, R.I,-Officials from the Americas Cup central organizational committee rejected a protest by the Australian crew that the judges were indulging in gamesmanship by "discovering" new rules favorable to the Americans and postponing races until the winds were benelicial to the U.S, contender Liberty. The latesl protesl stems from the discovery of a rule lhat stales Australian sbips automatically lose on days ending with a "y." I Argies gel off tbe Hook Buenos AIres, Argetnina-The military government passed a law Friday granting police and soldiers immunity from prosecution for crimes committed between 1973 and 1982 when 6000 people disappeared while in the hands of Security. "Honestly. it's probably just a bookkeeping error." said General Carlos Gonzalez Santana. "Or they might have stepped out tor a bite to eat somewhere. Waiters around here are real slow, y'know?" Is Anybody Down There? Managua, j\'i('oragua-Officiais from the Sandanista and salvadorean Go\'ernments held a press conlerenc today condemning the U.S. for "ignonng us down here." "One shitty little airliner goes down and it's like we never existed:' commented one disgruntled general. -trs true," added his Rebel counterpart "The last time I was on '60 Minutes' was well over a month ago, What. isn't a $%- &•• !tfr war good enough for you gringo pressmen anymore?" "You want dead civilians, we'll give you dead civilians!" he screamed before threatening to sign a eontract with Cable TV if attention from major networks was not forthcoming. The all new hygenie Smurf-Peeling device. prices, on average, have not gone up that mucb over all, why has the price lor beer at Parkside gone up at aU? The barkeep shrugged and said, "Why don't you ask Mr Bill iebuhr in the Student Life Office? But first, give me 85 cents or you can't bave your beer." Reluctantly I paid the eighty-five cents and made an appomtment to see Mr. Bill. For those of you who don't ltnow, the Student Life Office IS l0- cated on the top floor 01 the Union Building in room 209. My interview with Mr. Niebuhr was most enligbteninI!. I asked Bill Niebuhr, Union DIrector, why the price of beer went up, from the administration's POIDt of view. He pointed out the lact that utility costs had risen, along with other increased overhead costs To quote Mr. Niebuhr, "We only raise prices wben we have to. This IS the ftrst price increase in Union Square in three years," 'Three years without a price increase, I will agree. is a long time. I was further informed that the current pnce mcrease was approved by SUFAC, the Segregated Umversity Fees Allocation Committee. last spring when the Union Subrrutted its 1_budget for approval. Bill also told me about a law governing the manrnurn profit a Union can malte. Somewhere near 2.8 billion dollars a month, I heard No, he never stated the exact figure because I didn't ask I did ask him why the new tapping system was installed Iwas informed the system served two purposes: (1) To elimmate the waste caused by bartenders allowing beer to flow a while before filling the glasses; (1) To e1lnunate the free beer to the fnends of the barkeeper. Acconhng to Niebuhr, UW·Mllwaukee also bas a S1Jnllar system The projected payback rate lor the UW-M unit was three yean The actual payback occurred lD one year. I asked bow accurate the sy tern was, noting an experience I had recetving a jess-than-lull glass lD the Recreation Center The accuracy of the unit, I was told, hinges on three ConllDued 00 Pa,e , A Week at the Park Homecoming comes home \'011 ..... him on turday i&bl Live." You'\e n tum on The DiI'ld Letterman hew." ~ tum In. ~'" at Com«Iiao-Juc&ler Midaotl Donis. let recawd rave rev..... Irom map publiati su<b IS TIJto • • \.O/t TI11JeS.Rolbnl SIt>- lk'aJJd~aMI,. wdl ~ """ter of Ul Ullom 'tht- Homt'C'Ommg Talenl 1 , P m on Fnday Ul 1M U""'" ~ Tbe<llre TIle TaleDl 0" IV/U fealure f'artsjde JIlIdents and farolly performJlll In • n~r of mOlh< Acts will /nt/lIM unpt 0lUS/.s, IIlIISial fIO'IIIiS, a fM:llJty b;irber I1lGp quortft and poftIy readuJI 00>11, ""'" """ ,10WUII _ lor bil IWtformance '0 lbe bJt 81_., .... "Suf;u -." tlIIDbdIes an oltl>ar and fteqUftlu,. t-*"I>Ie' JufIbnI act ... !b hll- JIIClma """"""'" H IS wndeJor .. 1M perform« bo J1W' lJIOOtSie les "'hi/eotmg an egg and an apple Adr.in<e lIdel.s. a,..dable at tbe Union Jnlonnation Center. are '150 for ~udents aDd $3 for the general puhbc Tidtets at !be door Ire $Z lor srudents and $3.50 for otbers ******* TIle '''''''y soccerpm' Wl!b /be Par.- Rucen soccer team apmst \be WiscoMla Bad&en slarts at 2 p.m. Saturday on Ibe Univ~rsity of Wisconsin P1~tteville See Castles In the Air A D LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have bUIlt castles In the air. now put the foundations under them" _,0- . SUJ(fy ,n london for S2675 ~r ~~Sler Includesair fare. tUItion., "~kt It.ps. family stay With meals. Program. alSo In A(x~n-Provenct'. France C~n. o..nmark Dublin. I,.,and Flotence. haly He'~Ib<!rg ~many hI MI Ivanou1 locatIOnS' lugano. SW>turtand l'uebla.M<!x"o II.""." haly salzburg. Aum", ~volle. Spam For 'utt~r If'ltormalton.write or call: Insrrtutt' for Study Abroad Programs U,..,vt'r~ty ot W,sconsIO-Plattltvllle 725 Wt'Sl MaIO Str~ Platte-vlIlf, WIsconSin 53818 606-342·1726 No faelgn language profICiency IS 't'QUlrw .. Partside field, and admission is $2. ******* There are many more fun events planned for Parkslde's first Homecoming. The kick-off event is Thursday at 4:30 p.m. Then at 6:00 p.m., Ibe King and Queen will be crowned. Bolb of Ibese evenls are free and will be held on Ibe Union Patio. At 11 p.m. on Friday, there will be a dance at Union Square. There will be recorded music and admission is free. On Saturday, Ibe events start wilb a golf outing at 9 a.m. and a tennis clinic at 10 a.m. At noon there will be a western-style barbecue with the music of the "Brew County Rounders," tbe varsity soccer game at 2 p.m., a PAB A1umm gathering at 6 p.m., a '73 class rewtion at 8 p.m., and a semi· formal dance at 9 p.m. Come to Ibe dance and hear the music of John Bunk's "Big Band:' ******* This week's feature !ibn, sponsored by PAB, is Ibe comedy Toollie. Don't miss this bilarious movie, sbowing Thursday at 3:30 and 7:30 p.m., Friday.at 1 p.m. and Sunday Com~j."'juggl.' Mich•• ' D."n will performIn the Union Cinema TltHt., Fride, night at 7:30 p.m. Admission is $1. Next week's feature film will be The OulSiders. ******* This Tuesday, The Day Ibe Earlb Slood Slill will ~ playing. This movie is sponsored by PAB and tbe admission is free. Show time is at 7 p.m. ******* In memory of Lillian James there will be a concert on Sunday. Octo~r 2 at 3 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. A donation Carl's Corner In Congress light now they're discussing a law ""hich really would be a great help to us al1. Irs banning the preppies and all of their ways; U we don't do it now. irs a matter of days 'Til \bey put Ibeir dumb logo on billboards and barns Buses and airplanes and nuclear arms. Yes. we must bring this infestation to a halt And if nothing is done. then irs really our fault, When our children are all coming home from their school W,lh 'galors on everything. yelling: "PRePPIES Rl'LE'" Carl Chernouski will be taken at Ibe door and everyone is welcome. ******* The Round Table at noon on Monday, Oct. 3 in Union 106 will feature Howard Fuller, Secretary, Department of Employement Relations, speaking on llWHat Happelll When an Outsider Becomes an ID· sider." The program is free and open to the public. ******* The UW-Extension is sponsoling a variety of courses this week. At 9:30 a.m. on Saturday, a "lieglaniDg Compulers" course for junior high school students will be offered. A course called "Self·&- teem" will be held Monday at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday at 7:30 p.m., a workshop called "Do-I1-Yourself Solar Waler Heater" will be held. At the same time, "The Step·Parent Family" course will be offered. On Wednes· day, "lnvesbnents: The Basics" starts at 7 p.m. "Introductory Com· pulers" will be held at 6:30 p.m. on' Wednesday. Call 553·2312 for more infonnation on these courses. Investment strategy course planned What investment strategy is rigbt for you? In a rourse on investment basics, Ibe instructor will help you get the answers. .In six t_bour sessions, students will be exposed to practically every type of savings and investment strategy so that they can be informed and prepared to act. interest rates, insurance, stocks, retirement accounts, real estate, bonds and tax shelters will ~ discussed. The instructor will be James Meyers, vice-president of Robert W. llaitd & Co., Inc. The class will meet on Wednesdays, beginning Oct. 5, 7-9 p.m. in Tallent Hall. The fee is $35. Preregister with Univer· sity Extension, Tallent Hall, phone 553-2312. cu', AM CANTONESE & AMERICAN ,-, T''~"!,~";;;;7r~:!I~A; _.:hP;n.i~"G BZ:~~~TO~ri~M1fJ~Ill" .-AlJ ~ a-(J YOUR I-tOST TOMMY ltM ~ "}'if FINESTCA~TONESf AND AMERlCA"f f(XIOS fAMilY DINNERS ... DINE IN QIII CARAYOUT lEIllVE THE COOIC.ING TO us HOURS. C>.{)5<O MONDA> • lUES lHRUSUN 1130AM .93OPM FR' ....NO SAT II JOA M . l' 30P M~'-' =~ l100F;::ri~::~~~K.nlo<.J2~ OROE"l BY PHONE fOR fAST SERVICE -----~.::......_~------------~---~-- Womens tennis team off to slow start The tum member> and posibolls Sulgles' '0 I. Ann Wernitz~ 1lIC, 0 2, Lynn Euting; o. 3, Carol S_n, ,'0. 4. Mary Correa; .'0 S. Ann Althaus, '0. 6, Cheryl \\'.lkolJki '0. 7. Jack1e Rittm..-. ' 0 8. Linda lasters,. '0. t. KIln Kranidl. Doubles; '0 I, WrmllIOIg, n: .'0 2 EutincfCorr ' '0. 3. IasIm Wtl· rner On Sept 10, Partside eompeted 1ft • quadran~ meet at Carthage, The learn finished fourth out of four teams; however, two players made it to the finals. Euting and Wilkofski both finished second in their positions. The next two opponents were both Milwaukee schools. Sept. 13 lound the team at UW·Mitwaukee for a dual meet, Parkside was sent bome in defeat, failing to win a matcb, On Sept. 15. the locale was different. but the results were the same. Marquetle was the opponent, PaItside was the site. The Warrior women swept all nine matches. . On Sept. 17 roach Noreen Goggin's squad traveled to a doubles tournament at UW-oshkosh. The Ranger womeD fa!led to wi~ a match, finisbing eighth of eight teams. The College of St. Francis was the Ranger's Iirst victim of the season 00 Sept. 22. The women won three of six singles matches and were helped by one victory and two UW - PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD I" nl COLLEGE DA'IS IN "P. k 'Ie r r Iud nl Th I lik.. kiing Or Ju t Lov .. A Gr eat Time $269 "nH JR PORT no J ... I , .. FOR TWO WE£H I JA UARY T M80AT FILLS UP WITH STUDENTS IT' GREAT TIME YOU DON'T WANTTO MISS. .. TH OFFICI l .. OLLEGE DA \. .. PACKAGE I lLDC MOTORCOACHTR . PORT: TlO "'GHT TlV VRYCO 00'"'' ., RIGHi IT. '80 T ULLAGE, FOUR DA YS UFT: HOTTl8H4PPYHO R .G, 'TPARTlES,M.D ,\ G \R "TEFD GRE T TI"E. .. /. .' .,' " IG UPATTHE 10 BUILDI GROOM .209 OR FOR F RTHER I FORMATIO C LL 553-2650 OR 553-2200 defaults in the doubles. The Win. ners were: NO.1 singles, Ann Wer. nitznig (5-7, 6-4, 6-3); No.4 singles Ann Althaus (6-1, 6-1); No.5 singles Cheryl Witkofski (&{). 6-2); DoUbles Master>jRittrner (5-7, 6-2, 6-1). On Sept. 26, Carthage hosted Parkside in a dual meet that was originally scheduled for Sept. 20; inclement weather forced postponement until last Monday. The Ranger women played bard, but lost the meet 7-2. Winning for UW· P were Lynn Euting at No.2 sing. les (6-3, 6-3) and Cheryl Witkols\ti at NO.6 singles (6-1, 6-4). Sept. 27, the Ranger> took on Northeastern Illinois in a dual meet here at Parkside. The results Win he published next week. The next meet is on FrIday, Sept. 30 vs, the College 01 Lake County. Classifieds ATTENTION KINSHIP AND the youth of Sl Mary's Catholic Church will hold a paper drive on Satur. day, Od. 8 from 9 a.m to noon, at St. Mary's Catholic Church, 73IY1 40th Ave. For free pickup call 657-7387or~151 l)efore Oct. 8. REGIONAL AND local reps wanted to distribul.@ posters on College Campuses. Part. time or more work. Requires no sales CommiSsion plus piece work. AYffage ~ "+ ~hou. CoobctA:mB~G P~e 500 Third West, SeatUe WA 98119 ATI'N: Net: wort. 206-282-;811L LOST, SPANISH BOOK and notebook by phone in Union Building. If found, please call :lulie, 632-2652. PERSONALS RULE NUMBER 6 No pooftahs. Rule number 7. there is no rule number 7. Rule number 8, no pooftahs! OK, GEOGRAPHERS, you can spell it, bllt do you know what it means?? J.IC. COME ON IN, POLLY Pull up a naupskin chair-phone and put your foot where your mouth is-Alexander Graham Acme TO WHO. EVER turned in the calculator to the Union info desk ..Thanks from the bottom of my beartt! Karen Norwood. HAPpy BmTRDA Y Larry-~ve???? A~CTIVE. INTERESI'ING 2'''year-01d lady wishes to meet personable man for nice da~. Interests include motorcycle, dancing, 50 $ and Heavy Metal music. Contact Evi at 652-0175. B.R. We should study in the Student Government office more often-I.R.P . BOB, BOB, BOB- Bob-Bob-Bob What's a poor girl to do?? STEVE SADOWSKI I'm ready to do scuIp-- ture. Wanna model??? RICK. Yer a good writer. Yer damn good. Yer too good. Yet fired!! J.K. MY BRAIN HURTS. R. L. Gumby IT WILL RAVE TO OOME OUT Dr. Gumby JON: I can't wait until we leave tomorrow af- ~n. I just wanna let you know 1 hIVe a ~ for you on Saturday nighlilove you . . Angie. BARKING DUCKS should be more careful CD bikes of all types, or those who love them will """y. BDL. RED, ST"!lT SAVING your pennies! We've lOt a date m January and you're buying. OP STEVE BRANDT, Who slept on !be cooeh this summer?? MaR: WANNA "tlodr.??" MBRL FOR RENT SMALL APARTMENT on Lake MidUIaD. ~~ monlb. _ .. _. till ""'-1 at 553-9211, . THE FUNNY PAPER CAPER MR$. PORNAPPLE. 1T'5 POSSIBLE NO, BUT RUFUS TRle.D 10 AARE5T 11-IAT 1HESE 'tHEFTS MAY BE TIED ~E. FIRST ONE. HIMSELF WITH OUR IN WITH YOUR HU::iBAND'S nEATH. SON'S TOY PiSTOL. HE. MIGHT HAVE. DID 'fOU GET A LOOK AT TI-IE IF L1TTLEWiLBUR HADN'T COME.UP PERPE.TAATORS? BEHIND HIM AND SAlD, W p....... ·SQUIRT "M, DADDY!" I ~~)~ ~~ ~n ~I, NO WONDe.RYOUR HUSBM~D DIDN'T WANT THE INCIDENT REPORTED. (see also; (as compiled by batting practice.) .TAPlES WATT) Baby Seal (batbe sell n. marine carnivorous mammal, juvenile. THE 'IIEBSTER NE',; ENGLISH DICTIONARY Untitled !'I'j 1>/10 \ S Po N AuTO ME.CHANI-C'..l.:~_/ OK \(\\)\)\ES!! Wl\ATOO Y!B FATHE.ft5 Do; ... tt" Beer taps CMdn rod from. Paee , factors: (I)The system IS new and we need lime to adjust the pressure and now rate; 1%)The bartenders have to get used to tappmg beers WIth thts system; (3) Dtllerent beers have dJllerent carbonation and the maclune has \0 be set up for dillerent brands So there you have It. dear readers. I lIunk the reasons for the pnce increase were wen· founded, but I still hale shelling out a dime more thao last year But. if a new mao chine saves enough money to keep the pnces where they're at for another three years. 1 guess I won't have much to gnpe about So. until the next pnce increase. here's to you and here's to me and bope we never disagree Bul. If we do. the hell with you. and here's to me. Bye aU! PARKSIOE UNION 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • lJconce Bully • Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Milk COIamels • Orange Slices • Peanut Bu"er Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kissses • Roolbeer BalTels • Sour Bolls • Spearmint leaves • sen te Mints • Caramel Targets • C,nnaman DISCS • Candy Pops • Com Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • AsoIted Tollee • Bndge M,x • Bumdl Peanuts • BuMerscotch D,scs • Candy Colfee DISCS • Caromel Bully • Chocolote Drops • Chocolo1e Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate ROlsms • ChOColate Stars • Jelly Beans • Calrtomio MIX • CanbbeOn Dehcacy • Wo1ermelon Sparklers • C,nnomon Bears • coree Peanuts • atUlal PIstachIO • Red Plstac 10 • Spanish Peanuts • SunRowef Seeds • Student food MIX • yogurt Ma"ed Milk Bolls • Yogu~ Peanuts (2)~ .;"~~~ lor 0.."-' 'Vt1 ~ Gille SOMeOne you 10Ile -etJUas they'D love. ~ 150/0 ~t -:... 10% =..:; .... aIMI w~ ... - .A...IIO5d1M.1£rP-sID' ~I.' We feature ~ lIRTQlRVED ~ Class Rings. ~ Open Friday Evenings ~ "Tile Pl«e To Buy Reeordo" '" : ZE z ...i.......... ~~ ........~......,--A RANGER Injuries ail X-Country by Patricia Cumbie Parkside's National Cross Country course played host to the Midwest Collegiate Classic last Saturday. Twenty-eight schools and 307 runners competed. Parkside placed 11th, although coach Lucian Rosa espected to be in the top 10. "Two of my five men were sick or injured, so it did hurt us that they couldn't run," he said. The top five runners finished as follows: 14-Tim Renzelmann at 25:30; 66-Rich Miller with 26:27; 73-Ted Miller at 26:34; 115-Rod Condon at 27:05; and 126-Mark Manning with 27.33. "The men who did run ran pretty well, averaging a 5;30 mile. This is very good. Tim's time is a very good time for this course," said Rosa. Parkside) course is ranked No. I in the nati6n and Rosa commented on that. 'It's the best course. I've run all over the country and this is a good one. There is room to pass, and no one complains. We put in a lot of work to make it good, for the last seven years at least," he said. The week before the Classic, on Sept. 17, the men competed at Stevens Point. Stevens Point won with 32 points, and Parkside came in second with 59 points. There were seven teams in attendance. This was another five-mile run and, the Parkside men in the top 20 finishers were: George Kapheim, 4th, 25: 22; Tim Renzelmann, 8th, 25:32; Ted Miller, 12th, 25:58; and Mark Hunt, 14th, with 26;00. "We've got lots of room to improve. With a whole team being bealthy we will be breaking out on top toward mid-season and beating a lot of good teams. The gap is getting smaller between tbe first to fifth man on the team. Tbis is a very geod sign," Coach Rosa commented. The team's next meet is at Loyola University at Chicago on the Iakefront. Rosa said, "There should be 15 to 18 teams there. I expect we Will fmish in the top five." Ranger pholo by Karen Tr.nde' Keren Greene (left) and Jamie Eggermann go up frK • ahot •• burl. Hess sta,. read'f for the rerurn. 'Baseball changes schedule The men's baseball team bas bad a change of scheduling in the last year. A split scbedule has been approved and bad gone into effect this fal!. What this means is that the team will be able to play in the fall as well as in the spring. Coach "Red" Oberbrunner elaborated: "Tbere is usually a problem ~th inclement weather during the spring. Quite a few games have been cancelled since I've been coach. This will enable us to play in better weather, play more games, and the coaching stalf can get a better perspective on new players." The baseball league for the fall consists of four tearns, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Waukesha Tech. and now Parkside. All of the games are played on Fridays or Saturdays. "This is good, because this doesn't take anyone away from their studies." "Red" commented. Anyone interested in playing baseball should contact Oberbrunner in the Phy Ed Building, room 139. I PSGA presidency to change hands CoDliDued from Page I Scoon. "And if I have to put those oft, I probably would be very resenlui and I'm sure tbat PSGA would be affectd by it." III have the resources and the skill (to be president), but I don't have the lime to do it," he continued. "Jeanne said she bas the lime to do it and I know sbe bas the stills and resources to do it. Everybody agrees that Jeanne's got the kaoWledge, personality and the ability to do the job. She ran for the office." Buenker-Pbillips, wbo placed third in last spring's presidential election, bas served as assistant pro tempore and pro tempore of the Seaate, Women's Affairs Director for United Council and sat on four 'acuity commtttees during her yean in student government. "I think Jeanne has the persoaalilJ to (ll!l people back into the Senate and to get the Senate rolling again," said Scoon. There are currenUy seven Senators in the III-seat Senate. "I think Jeanne broadens the base," said Seoon. "She can reach out to more people than what I think Phil or myself could do. I think Phil and I were limited in the amount of people we were able to contact." How does Scoon feel this switch will be accepted by the student body? "Students probably will view it as a politcal move, but actually it's not a political move whatsoever. It's a move for the good. Il'~a move for keeping the Senate on Its feet, keeping it together." Buenker-Phillips hopes she does just that. "My major concern IS to build back PSGA (and to have a full Senate)," she said. . "At the last (Senate) meeting, I liked the standing committees- SUFAC, Legislative Affairs, and Student Services-to come up with some goals and objectives as to what they want to accomplish this year. There are so many things for us to be working on." Scoon and Buenker-Phillips agree on one major point: getling more people involved D student government. "You hear this over and over again," said Scoon, "but we need to get a lull Senate and a full committee load (students OD faculty committees)." With the current lack of personnel on PSGA, said Scoon, "We don't have the pulse of the campus. We aren't getling the inIormation. U we're not gelling the inIormation, we're not going to be ahle to act in the proper manner to voice students' concerns, to look after their concerns. , think if we're not doing that, thea we're nol doing our job." Volleyball Team impressive, ups record to 14-2 The Parkside women's volleyball team ran its season record to 14-2 with impressive perfonnances in the past 10 days. On Sept. 20 the Rangers hosted a quadrangular meet: competing were UW-Qsbk.osh, UW-Milwaukee and Lewis University. Parkside dominated the entire meet, winning all three of their matches. The results: UW-P over UW-O 1;"9, is-i, UW-P over UW-M 1;"7, 11-15,is-s. UW-P over Lewis 1;"9, 1;"5. On Sept. 23, coach Terry Paulson's team was on the road, travellog to laCrosse to play in the La- Crosse Invitational. Also on hand for tbe meet were UW-Stevens Point, Marquette, UW-Milwaukee, Northeastern ll1inois and host UW· laCrosse. The Rangers practically breezed through their preliminary matches to gain the semi-finals, and ultimately the finals, where they lost in three games. The results: UW-P over UW-SP I~, 11-15.15-8; UW-P over Marquette is-i, 1;"7; UW-P over UW-L 1;"7, 15-8 In the semi-finals, UW-P got by UW·M 15' 9, 1;"7. In the finals, the Rangers lost only their second match of the season, to N.E. llIinois 12-15, 1;"13, 14-16. The next meet is this week.end, when Parkside hosts the Parks.de Classic tournament. Play begms on Friday at 8 p.m. and continues on Saturday at 11 a.m. The consolation match is at I p.m. and the championship matcb IS at 3 p.m AdmISsion is free. • I .....~. - -- - cholarship run, Soccer Rangers play well, lose a close one IIIaJDPtIIDer facts. Fact No. I: Slm&arnoa .. ., MIke ranked No. I all of last year and bIa f bearing about the eight returning lettermen. ("So =Are:,.,~.. sid:~; tired of lbe what?" you may ask.) U ~ going to the play- is as good as their ranl<inc ~ en the Bucts losmg m them, then how come they 0IIIy ::: ~? Well, if you an- scored one point against 0llt .-ed to any of lbe above Rangers? Ifeel that says a lot aboat ~-eheer up, it's not as had our team as well as the ~ IS ,.,.. might think. Our Parkside staff. team is a championship cali- Fact NO.2: U Sangamon WiDs ::""team their division and they want tilt Partside's soccer coach, Hal championship, Coach Hendersoa Henderson, says that his tei?' has feels it has to go through Parkside. the same chance as any to gomg all Henderson says, "The team is the way to the champIonshIp senes licking their chops," over the idea and coming hack successful. of taking it to Sangamon lor tilt Last Sunday the team lost to championship. Sangamon 01 Springfield, Ill. by the . I HI B I don't start con- Fact No.3: Parksids; out-.bot ~ lb';'" ~ntil you hear the Sangamon 14-12; Sangamon's wiJl. ning goal was a squib kick (in tilt rain). Henderson said despite lb. team's deleat he has to congrat .. late his goalie Dan Oplennan lor stopping a lot 01 good shots. Parkside will already have met UW-Green Bay by the lime l\IU read this; but I will keep you up.to. date as to the results. Oct. lI-9 Part. side travels to Milwaukee lor tilt Panther Invitational tOIll1lalllelltIt Milwaukee's Bavarian Field, seWuled to start at noon on Oct, 8, Parkside will host UW.Madiq Saturday at 2 p.m, lor the "-" coming game. tennis clinic planned the 111II. I and ~ II be .."iIIIllt 1\ 's Home<omlac Ilart>onIe the Ph}sial Edu· PMtillIot. Tlw _ dmi< .. at the t .-u _ of the Pllyskal .E..d.a..t.atloa ~le< from 10 • m to Itvois and will include match-play cInl1s, video tape analysis and per- IOIll1 mslnIction. Participants will be Iaucht the method developed by Demus Van Der Meer and used by teacbing prolessionals in more than 50 <OWItnes. AD participants will receive a me can of tennis hal1s. For more information call 5U-24It. University of WISCOl18in-Parks /I N.w.,IIIIIIII, September29-0ctober 1 rnursGC:IY, S81*,nibet 29 Saturday, October 1 IUI'1lQfWLaeen Corona on oon estern Style Bor.B-Que USICby Brew County Rounders P y Ed lot ' mbet30 ''''''' 00.... Ing 2 00 PM Va srty Soccer Game P Ideld ' 9:00, P.M. Semi-Formal Dance _ MUSICby: John Bunic's Big Band, Main Place 9:00 P.M. Casino festiVities Main Place ' Midnight: Price Raffle, Main Place Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 4, September 29, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. University Committee criticizes pay freeze - Parkside faculty joins system-wide protest Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 22, 1983 University of Wisconsin-Parkside 'I Vol. 12 No. University Committee criticizes pay freeze Parkside faculty joins system-wide protest Text of faculty letter to Gov. Earl: by Ken Meyer Editor The,University Committee (UC) voted unanimously last week to support a letter criticizing Gov. Anthony Earl's pay freeze for all state employees, including UW pro- fessors. The letter was drafted by faculty representatives from the 13 UW campuses after a Sept. 9 Board 01 Regents meeting. James Shea, UC chairman at Parkside, was one of lhe seven representatives to sign the letter at that time. At last week's UC meeting, Shea criticized the govetnor, the Board of Regents and UW System Presi- dent Robert O'Neil, while explain- ing the letter's background and for- mation. "This letter was drafted lirst by Larry Baldassaro (UC chairman al Milwaukee) and Dave Jowelt (UC chainnan at Green Bay) and modi- fied some-but not much ..at the meeting," said Shea. The letter is not as strong and hard-edged as it could be, because since the letter represents all of the OW schools, support from every university would make a 'larger irn- pact. The thought that a stronger letter might not have been approv- ed is "true to some extent:' said Shea. "They wanted to rewrite the thing and then somebody wanted to rewrtte it in a different way."' Although seven signatures were put on the letter sept. 9, some 01 the representatives said they couldn't sign anything without first bringing it back to their respective campus. "The idea was that every- body would call in by sept. 20 to say whether their campus was going to approve it," said Shea. Shea didn't want that type 01 delay in the faculty's expression of disapproval. "I hoped they would send it out right away because it seemed to me that the longer you wait on something. the less effec- tive it would be," he said. "I mean, if somebody kicks you in the shin and you wait two weeks (to) tell them you didn't like that, it really isn't going to have much effect." "I lelt the sooner we let Earl know, the better," he said. Shea said that there were two reasons why some representatives didn't want to sign the letter on the spot. Not only did some state the lack of a "mandate" from their campus lor such a letter. but others lelt that this type 01 action would suggest that the laculty representa- tives were a kind of I Super Senate." "I spoke against both of these concepts, saying that (the letter} was clearly in the faculty's best in- terest to do, this and to do it right away," said Shea. Shea has a poor impression of UW President O'NeIl. who spoke to The following is the text of the letter drafted by faculty representatives from the 13 U\V Sys- tem universities. Dear Governor Earl: We. the undersigned, are the elected faculty repre- sentatives of the various institutions of the University of Wisconsin System. We are writing to you to express our disappointment and dismay with the compensation package recommended by your administration. The wage Ireeze imposed lor 198U4 is particularly disappointing because it stands in stark contrast to your support for the university in the biennial budget, and to your campaign statement citing the need for "some extra sacrifice" to prevent the loss of UW fac- ulty members to other states (Milwaukee Journal, May 12, 1982). As you know , this wage freeze is just the latest, though obviously the most blatant, in a long series 01 salary packages that have lailed even to keep pace with inflation. Since 1966, the real-dollar salaries 01 UW lac- ulty have declined by 20.2%. As a result 01 this long de- cline in real income, those faculty members who have made a commitment to remain in Wisconsin are demo- ralized. In addition, many excellent scholars have left the UW System and many more ..ill undoubtedly do so. In a recently published article dealing with the pre- carious situation of several public universities, Robert Rosenzweig, president 01 the Association 01 American Universities, cites Wisconsin as one of those states lhat are "cutting into the bone and muscle of some of the best universities 10 the world:' He also provides the lollowing admonition; "A state governmenl can hardly pursue a more shortsighted economic and cultural policy than to starve a great university into medioc- rity." Since your recognition 01 the essential role 01 lbe University 01 Wisconsin System is a matler 01 pubUc record, we are confident that you have no intention 01 overseeing such a slide into mediocrity. 11Iat is pre- cisely what is threatened, however, by the pay plan. And it is not the faculty alone who w ,II bear the c0nse- quences; everyone in this state who benefits lrom the education and services provided by the University of Wisconsin System will leel the eUects 01 us decline. We call upon you, lben, to do all in your power to provide the adequate compensation for facuity necessary to assure the quality and national prestige of higher education in Wisconsin. the Regents about the pay raise sit- uation. "He admitted at an earlier laculty representative meeting that neither he nor the Regents under- stood the political situation. They didn't know what was going on. I thought thaI was a damning admis- sion for the President of the University, whom we've aU heard is talking to the governor ..the first pair that's talking tn liVing memo- ry. "On an issue as important as this, where the outcome was so devastating, lor the President to say that he was surprised, I think thaI says the President did a crum- my job .• felt that O'Neil's corn- ments at the board meeting were weak. and, in (act, were just bureau- cratic mumbo jumbo. I was very dissalisfied . "I think 0', eil has been meffec- tjve and 1 think the Board 01 Re- gents have been ineU«tlVe," said Shea. ". think we should keep the pressure on both 01 them and Earl to do somethmg about It ,. Shea poonted out that sin e World War Il. there ha ve been pay increases every year, although to the la t lew years they were very nurnmal ''I've been here m 1967 and I've een over those years what' happened to po and It Continued on ~e ~ Pbil POlP'eba Phil Pogreba 'critical' after auto accident PSGi\ President Phil Pogreba. 23, remains in critical condition after a one-car accident early Satur- day morning. The accident occurred at approx- imately 2:45 a.m. at the intersec- tion of Highways A and 32 (Sherid- an Road). According to reports, the auto, driven by Samuel Greidanus, 18, went through the Highway 32 stop sign while traveling eastbound on Highway A. The auto crossed Highway 32, en- tered a private driveway and trav- eled 40 feet before striking several mailbox posts. The car traveled an- other 160 leet, struck a large tree and went another 15 feet before Coming to a stop. Pogreba sullered numerous bro- ken bones and internal injuries. He underwent five hours of surgery Saturday morning at St. Catherine's Hospital. He was transferred Mon- day to Kenosha Memorial, where it was determined that there is a pes- sibility of brain damage. Another passenger, Steven Mu· zenski, 22, was admitted to St. Catherine's listed in satisfactory condition with a broken leg and possible internal injuries. Grejda- nus, who also suffered a broken leg, was ticketed lor lailure to stop at a stop sign and operating a motor ve- hicle while intoxicated. Students are urged not to contact the hospital or the lamily. Inquiries should be directed toward Buddy Couvion in Student Life, Assistant Chancellor Carla Stollle or the PSGA OIfice. ••• INSIDE Roundtable speaker criticizes Aspin, MX Homecoming King a Queen nominations PSGA closes doum. Book Exchange PSGA elections near , ••• I Letters to the Editor I imbo student questions library to exclaim. "Bring back our two . or pay us sixty dollars!" If only 1 hadn't returned the two books weeks ago ... Well. that was a year ago. Bring- g ou up-to-date on what has transpired in that year, I will men- tion lust this: "The books have not yet shown up. ' I still maintain, and justly so. that I returned the books, that they were lost after they left my hand, gently nestling them- _ m the book-drop. The library corrects me, of course, and repeats I nee I am tbe last person on record WIth the books, and because they have not yet been found. that I am bekI responsible. Thus, my self- procJaimed title as "limbo-ologisl." To prole that I am a reasonable sort of ehap. I will say that I can apprenate the library's position. As I ha e heard numerous times from library personnel: "You know how man} times I've heard that excuse? • f solemnly agree. If only it eren't truet In fairness to aU parties involved, I could be lying. And heck, even il I'm telling the truth, gosh, rules art rules! Everyone knows that we can't set a precedent in going against a rule. Il it is true that I am lying ,I'm Dot), then it is just that my eleven credits from last semester are held off my transcript, and I am nghtly barred from registering this fall But it is still as I told the library. "If you were on trial and innocent. would you plead guilty?" Need I answer? ~ Il there is one thing that tliis un- finished adventure has enlightened me about, it is the sad fact that a person is no longer good for his her word. Now that is something that transcends this small conflict. and touches each and every one of us Anyone, I'm still not convinced that the library isn't just the tip of the iceberg, and that the whole "book episode is not just an elaborate undercover operation from the top to keep me out of tjw-P! Sincerely yours. Christopher OOrf .. A 8 r iIl'ollger II wolfe" and ediled by students of UW.Porhide ond thty 0 .. 50"', responSIble 10' Its ed,lorial policy and con ten'. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Exclusive Ranger interview - Gov. Earl addresses UW System issues Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 15, 1983 University of Wisconst a . Parksid e Exclusive Ranger interview * * • WLLC Plaza to get facelift Computer discounts available at Parkside Cross country, soccer Gov. Earl addresses Govenor Anthony Earl vis­ ited Kenosha County Monday. The following is an exclusive Ranger interview with Earl concerning UW System is­ sues. Q.: UW students currently pay 27.5 percent of the total education cost, up from 25 percent. Is there any chance of that increasing again? Unfortunately, I think there's a lot of chance it will increase. As a matter of fact, if the Board of Re­ gents would have had its way last month, it would have increased to at least 30 percent. One of the reasons I have felt so strongly on the faculty pay increase is that I think it ought not to be financed out of greater increases of tuition, at the very least until such time that somebody has taken a look to see what that's going to mean to student access and the ability of folks to stay in college. I think that further increases for faculty compensation ought to come out of general purpose reve- nues-out of our tax revenues, not increases in tuition. And one of the issues I hope that gets addressed by the commission I have appointed to take a look at the faculty compensaton issue is the question of further tuition in­ creases. I remain opposed to them and it would take an awfully per­ suasive case to change my mind. Q.: Do you feel the percentage is fair between 25 a nd 30 percent? I think that the state's policy of 25 percent, which it long was, was the right policy. I understand how it got to 27 V2, b ut I think we ought not have it incremently creeping up there, and I surely don't favor fur­ ther increases beyond that amount at the present time. Q.: Concerning the professor "star fund", do you feel that there is a need for such a fund to keep quality professors in the UW Sys­ tem? And where should that come from if it's necessary? That money came out of general purposes revenues. I knew when I put this budget together late last year that there's going to be very little money available for compen­ sation for all state employees, whether they're faculty members, Continued on Page 8 UW System issues Financial aid situation: Applications up, funds expire by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Financial aid applications have increased 25 percent despite the de­ creasing margin of students who qualify for the funds. Over $3 million in subsidies are available to students for grants, loans and work study. Approxi­ mately 2000 Parkside students re­ ceive some type of financial aid every year. "The spirit of the program is to provide these limited funds to those who really need them," said Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director. "The problem comes in defining need." Recent changes in aid qualifica­ tions has re-defined financial aid eli­ gibility. Ocker said that "needs analysis requirements have tighten­ ed up" such as the income cap of $30,000 implemented in the Guaran­ teed Student Loans (GSL) program since 1982, m aking most students at Parkside ineligible for that pro­ gram. "I've had many students who come in and they can't understand why they're not eligible now when they have been eligible in the past. They think it's the lack of funding, but it's not, and it's not necessarily the large number of applicants, it's the changes in the formulas that the government has instituted and that we are required to follow," said Ocker. People in the middle income bracket are most affected by the formula changes. Ocker feels tha the trend toward stiff requirement for eligibility will continue, but h< hopes these formulas will stabilize, Students may soon be required t< verify the date on their application; through a validation process. Thi tax forms of the students and thei: parents would be submitted alonj with the application. Validation i: being considered as a way to lesser the amount of false financial data According to Ocker, validation ma] create a setback in processing ait forms. "We're trying to forestall or a least put a lid on it (added require ments) through our professional or ganizations, but we haven't hat much luck yet," he said. Increased applications has mean a four-week backlog of applications Many students who need to makt corrections on their forms alst delay funds. Funds for the college work studj program and Supplemental Educa tional Opportunity Grant (SEOG have been exhausted for this year Ocker cites the increase of applica Continued on Page 5 R.n,*, td«o, K.„ «„„„ Go ,. Tonf £ .„ dM ,„ g „„ Uortda t , 0 "<">•<" 2 Thursday, September 15,1983 L RANGER Ranger: All in a day's (week's?) work... by Ken Meyer Editor Well, it's been fun. No doubt about that. Last week's issue of the Ranger, not only the first of the year, but' also the first of its kind, brought so much positive feedback that it will be hard to accomplish that feat again. (But we're going to try damned hard during the 29 issues coming up.) The response to the "new Ranger" was so great that Thurs­ day afternoon I was as proud and happy as I have ever been. I didn't even care that I slept six hours and ate nothing for the previous 80 hours. But the actual distribution of the new paper iSn't the whole story. As the song goes "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen"; our readers! could never fathom the headaches and problems we went through last week. We should have been out on strikes, but Ranger came through as a hit. Strike 1: Last week was our first time working with our new printer, and there were enough bugs in our system to star in an Irwin Allen disaster flick; Strike 2: Labor Day was what is supposed to be our major workday; Strike 3: The Ranger-record 24 pages doub­ led our workload. A lot of f irsts occurred last week. Count 'em: first issue of the year, first "new Ranger," first time I ex­ perienced the YMCA dorm-substi­ tute (thanks for putting me up for the night), first time I ever pasted up a newspaper at 5 a.m. to get it out by noon (although we at Ranger aren't even supposed to paste it up at all-thank you again, Catherine, Jennie and John), first time sub­ jected to Racine's inferior bus ser­ vice., the list goes on and on. But the bottom line is Ranger came out and turned many, many heads. Other UW school news­ papers used to think of Ranger as the Rodney Dangerfield of School newspapers. No more. We are get- ting-and are going to keep getting- the respect we deserve. Many people have told me last week's issue was the best issue in four years or five years, depending, on how long they've been here. I can confidently expand that compli­ ment because I have repeatedly gone through Ranger's 12-year his­ tory; it was the best issue EVER. No doubt about it. The good thing is that things are just beginning. We're not going to slack off. The fun is just beginning. Ranger's first general member­ ship meeting last week had the big­ gest turnout in the four years I've been at Ranger. The size was defi­ nitely a record. Hell, even I almost couldn't find a seat. (Note: don't be discouraged-we can never have too many staff members, so stop on down.) To show the lack of inactivity and complacency, this week we are featuring an exclusive interview with Governor Tony Earl, not the usual man-on-the-street interview. (Thank you, ex-PSGA President Jim Kreuser for setting it up.) I really hate sounding like Jerry Falwell preaching about what this newspaper's intentions and pur­ poses are all about. But... We're not a clique. We're not "the enemy." We're students who care. Students who get involved. Students who give a damn so much that we conduct ourselves as watch­ dogs for all students. We're here to inform you-make you aware-and we're also here to prove that Park- side students can, do and will take an active part in their existence as students. Enough Falwellism. We're here for you. If you can help us or we can help you, let us know. Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz News 12 *21 John Kovalic Fm SSS 12221 Robb Luehr ...V.. F J2K Michael Kanais £32 12 SI Catherine h Chaffee Business Manager Jeff Wicks Advertising Manager Pat Hensiak —.Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asa t . Business Manager STAFF Corby Anderson, Jeanne Buenker- Philhps Margaret Butkus, Patricia Ciimbie, Patty DeLuisa, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Rick Luehr, Ziad Musaitif Karen Norwood, Dick Oberbruner Mas- S?* 1 Sh a J5?' ?', U sto u gaard, Nick Thome, Karen rrandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they ore solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every wrsday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ; c ° r / es P on d«nce should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer­ sity^ of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. "J'*" to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, ttanger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamo- lory content. Write a letter!!! Do you have something you want everybody to know? Or something everybody should know? If you do, write a letter to Ranger. Ranger wants to inspire open dis­ cussion about every topic, and what better way is there for the readers to have their say? Whether it's about a group that you think de­ serves praise or criticism, some­ thing you feel is fair or unfair, something you read in Ranger that you agree or disagree with-let us know about it! Let your voice be heard! All you have to do is follow these ( simple guidelines: • keep your letters under 350! words • type them double-spaced on standard size typing paper • SIGN the letter and include your phone number for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Any letter without a signature and phone number will not be printed. Ranger will publish as many let­ ters as space permits, but reserves the right to refuse letters with libel­ ous content. Ranger also reserves the right to edit or refuse lengthy letters. If you have any questions con­ cerning letters, contact Ken Meyer, Editor, at the Ranger office (WLLCi D139, phone 553-2287). Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. New Ranger feature: Guest editorials In order to encourage in-depth, discussion of the numerous issues! affecting Parkside, Ranger is now' accepting guest editorials from members of the Parkside commu-! nity. Topics should pertain to Park- side, although others may be con- siderd. Guest editorials are differ-, ent than letters to the editor, since, they will carry the author's name, 5 photo (if possible), background and credentials at the beginning of the editorial. Guest editorials should be less than 350 w ords and should be for­ warded to Ken Meyer, Editor, Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139 (or phone 553-2287). All e ditorials must be signed and include a phone num­ ber where the author can be reach­ ed during regular business hours. Reminder Homecoming King and Queen nomination deadline is noon Friday, Sept. 16 (in Union 209) September 15,1983 Repair Work will begin Monday, Sept. 19 on the WLLC plaza to replace a nd repair the walkway. The lower concrete plaza be­ tween the Communication Arts building and WLLC (outside the coffee shop) will be replaced due to a drainage problem and extensive cracking. This area w ill be blocked off for the duration of the project. Also scheduled f or repair is the concrete area outside Middle Main Place and the stretch of sidewalk from the south side of the Commu­ nication Arts building leading to the Physical Education building. The sidewalk will be temporarily replaced by gravel and the location will be revamped to follow the path people walk. Jack Dudley, Physical Plant Di­ rector, said that less concrete will be replaced and there will be more plants added to these area s. "Hopefully, we will make it a more attractive area, something that doesn't look so aus tere," said Dudley. "We're being economical because it's cheaper putting it in to look attractive than it is to replace the concrete as it was." Dudley urges students w ho walk in these areas to re-route their paths to avoid the construction. "Heavy equipment will be com­ ing in and out so it will be pretty messy," he said. It will also be pretty noisy during the demolition of the concrete. This project has been in the works for four years and the final plans were finished in February, 1981. Dud ley said th at it has taken until now to get the project funded by the building commission and t o receive the actual working draw­ ings. The estimated completion date is Nov. 1 and the total cost is $61,000. Minority conference to be held Oct. 7 The sixth annual conference on Graduate Education for Minority Students will be held Fri., Oct. 7, at the Circle Center o f the University of Illinois at Chicago. This confer­ ence in the past has attra cted hun­ dreds of students, counselors and faculty from dozens of colleges throughout Chicago, Illinois and neighboring states. This free conference i s open to minority college students, counse­ lors to minority students and inter­ ested college faculty and admin­ istrators. The conference will provide in­ formation on the opportunities for and benefits of pursuing graduate study at the master's and doctoral level. Students w ill be able to learn from administrators, faculty and fellow students what graduate study in their chosen fie ld involves, how to prepare for admission to a graduate p rogram, admissions pro­ cedures at different universities, availability of financial aid and career opportunities in different professional fields. Prior to the conference there will be a workshop o n test-taking skills useful to taking the standardized tests used by most universities in their graduate admission. Dr . Thel- ma Spencer, of the Educational Testing Service (ETS ) will discuss how students can improve their scores on such widel y used tests as the Graduate Re cord Examination (GRE), Graduate Management Ad­ missions Test (GMA T), Law School Admission Test (LSAT), Miller Analogies Test (MA T), and Medical College Admission Test (MCAT). The conference's keynote speak­ er will be Dr. Frank Hale, a noted educator and scholar, fo rmer presi­ dent of Oakwood College, board member of Operation PUSH and currently Vice-Provost fo r Minority Affairs at the Ohio State University. Following Dr. Hale's address will be six concurrent workshops which students may attend according to their interests. In these workshops a panel of minority faculty, staff, graduate students and graduate alumni will discuss the require­ ments, opportunities and rewards of graduate study in their areas. The six workshops w ill cover: Bio­ logical and Health Sciences; Bus i­ ness, Economics and Accounting; Humanities and Fine Arts; Physical Sciences, Mathematics, and Engi­ neering; Psychology and Social Work; Social Science and Educa­ tion. Parkside students who wish to take part in the conference should contact Esrold Nurse in WLLC D175 (phone 553-2219). the deadline is Oct. 3. Hispanic week National Hispanic Heritage Week is Sept. 12- 18. The library will dis­ play Hispanic literature and art and WGTD/FM 91 radio will have daily highlights on Hispanic topics throughout the week. For more in­ formation contact Teoby Gomez at 553-2578. Uwversity of Wisconsin-Parkakie N New Beginn ing September 29-Ocfober 1 Thursday, September 29 6:00 P.M. King/Queen Coronation Union Patio Friday, September 30 8:00 P.M. Talent Show featuring: Comedian Michael Davis Union Cinema Saturday, October 1 Noon Western Style Bar-B-Que Music by: Brew County Rounders Phy Ed Lot' 2:00 P.M. Varsity Soccer Game Parkside Field 9:00 P.M. Semi-Formal Dance Music by: John Bunic's Big Band Main Place' 9:00 P.M. Casino Festivities Main Place Midnight Prize Raffle Main Place work to close WLLC plaza itt*k TpA<a~ 4 Thursday, September 15,1983 Ranger Computer discounts offered soc By Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Several organizations, the UW System, IBM, Computerland of M il­ waukee and Educators Credit Union have recently collaborated in order to offer personal computers at a 20 percent discount to Parkside faculty, staff and students. Parkside's Computer Center Di­ rector, Wiliam Misamore, said, "Prior to this (micro-computers were) strictly for educational use. Now they are coming out with per­ sonal use." He added that the dis­ count is being offered because "there is a need to acauire micro­ computers. This provides a way for students, staff and faculty to ac quire at discount." The 20 percent discount is given for both the purchase of software as well as hardware. There are many types to choose from, but an example of a personal computer with limited options is as follows: According to Misamore, "there are various reaasons" for purchas­ ing a personal computer. "They get them for hobbies, for business rea­ sons (and) for the education of their children." He added that TYPE MODEL 5150 - 074 5151 5152 001 002 DESCRIPTION System Unit-Model 074 Monochrome Display & Pr inter Adapter Monochrome Display Graphics Printer Printer Cable Printer Stand QTY 1 DOS 2 .0 Less 20% Net Cost Plus Shipping Plus State Tax of 5% -Software— 1 Total FEATURE NUMBER 1504900 1525612 1525614 6024061 Total PURCHASE PRICE $2,533.00 335.00 345.00 595.00 55.00 55.00 60.00 $4,078.00 —815.60 $3,262.40 32.00 164.72 $3459.12 Investing basics to be taught The basics of investing will be covered in an eight-sessions course at Parkside from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Tuesdays-Sept. 27, Oct. 4, 11, 18, 25, Nov. 1, 8, 15-in Molinaro Hall, Room 107. Cost is $40. T he course, designed for people who want to learn about handling their financial matters in the 1980's, will be taught by Eliza­ beth A. Janicek, investment execu­ tive for Shearson-American Ex­ press, Inc. Reservations are required and can be made with Parkside's Business Outreach Office by c alling 553-2047. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Business Outreach Department of the Division of Busi­ ness and Administrative Science; University of Wisconsin Extension; and UW-Parkside's Small Business Development Center. BEGIN YOUR FUTURE AS AN OFFICER. Many college courses prepare you for a job in management. Sooner or later. But successfully completing Army ROTC will place you in a management job right after graduation. It's definitely not a trainee job. You could be accountable for millions of dollars worth of equip­ ment. And responsible for many of the Army's top technicians. You might find your­ self supervising a staff of computer programmers in Heidelberg. Missile tech­ nicians in Korea. Or satellite trackers in Samoa. To qualify, you take a few hours of ROTC classes weekly, along with the subjects in your major. You'll receive financial assistance —$ 100 a month, up to $ 1000 a year—in your last two years. And you might even qualify for a scholarship. For more information on what could be the most important planning decision you'll ever make, contact Cpt. Jack Kuczynski, Marquette University AROTC. Call collect (414) 224-7195 or (414) 224-7240. ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. people buy them mostly because "it's the trend of the future." In order to purchase a personal computer at the 20 percent dis- »count, one must be verified as a Parkside student or staff/faculty member. An additional require­ ment is that all the important data of the purchaser be accurate. This will all be verified through the Computer Center. Student Organization Council (SOC) will sponsor a Recruitment Fair Wednesday, Sept. 21 at 1 p * Members of student clubs annd major organizations will be availa ble for students to question them about what their club/organization does on campus and how to join The purpose of the Fair is to boost student involvement. The club's tables will be set up along the main concourse extending from Main Place to the Union bridge. Club Events Accounting Club The Accounting Club will meet Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. A general membership meeting will be held on Sept. 16 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. An Interviewing on Campus Workshop on Sept. 29 at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Cheerleading Cheerleading is looking for guys and girls for this year's squad. Stu- ( dents interested in cheeleading; should attend the workshops Thurs­ day, Sept. 15 from 7:30-9 p.m. and' Tuesday, Sept. 20 f rom 7:30-9 p.m.; attendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held on) Wed., Sept. 21 in the Phy. Ed. building. A11 freshman are wel­ come. ISA The International Students Or­ ganization will hold a general mem­ bership meeting on Fri., Sept. 16 in Union 104 a t 1 p.m. Club activities and constitution will be discussed. New members are welcome. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will meet every other Monday throughout the semester. The next meeting is Sept. 26 at 1 p.m. Women in Business/ Phi Gamma Nu The club wiU hold a car wash on Sept. 24 from 10 a.m to 2 p.m. at Shopko in Racine. IEHA There wiU b e a general meeting of Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association on Monday, Sept. 19, 1 p.m., in Moln D133. Tfr pics will include the membership drive, Chicago Safety Congress trip and scheduled speakers. New mem­ bers can come in and pick up ap­ plication forms at this meeting. . Life Science Club Life Science Club is presenting their first guest lecturer for the new FaU semester -Dr. Robert, Esser, Emeritus Associate Profes­ sor, Life Science, UW-Parkside. Dr.! Esser retired from full-time teach-! ing in 1982, but stiU returns in the Spring to teach the popular Organici Gardening class. A dedicated teach-; er, he received an outstanding teaching award from the university before he retired. His lecture, "What are We Doing to Our Local Environment?" will deal with the biological and environmental issues we are personally facing in this area. Please take the opportunity to attend and ask questions on Friday, Sept. 16, in Greenquist D115 at 1 p.m. SNAP-UWM Student Nurse's Association Parkside-University of Wisconsin Milwaukee will be sponsoring a softbaU game and cookout. Student; Nurses vs. Faculty and Staff soft­ baU game wiU be held on Sept. 16 at 4:30 at the Petrifying Springs Park (use County JR entrance). A cookout wiU foUow the game at 7 p.m. Spouses, children, boyfriends and girlfriends are welcome. A S NAP meeting in Tallent Hall 182 o n Sept. 26. Funding decreased Funding of public higher educa­ tion has decreased in 11 states over from ° A year s ' says a new r e P° rt E® n u Amencan Association of State Colleges and Universitites. Wisconsin is one of those 11 states., When adjustments for inflation! are made, state appropriations be-l tween the 1972-73 s chool year and the 1982-83 school year went up less than 3 percent in 20 other states. The 11 states which reduced ap­ propriations are Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Maine, Wisconsin, Con­ necticut, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Vermont and Indiana. RANGER Draft registration affects financia l aid bv Jenmp Tnnlri^uvi ---- - - - - - 5 Thursday, September 15,1983 Burckel elected to WHC by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The draft — to register or not to register is not the only question. One's answer may affect chances for financial aid. The Soloman Amendment states that students applying for financial aid must submit proof of their draft registration with their aid forms or they will be denied funds. Origi­ nally the law was scheduled to go into effect July 1983 but a Minne­ sota Federal Court judge placed a temporary injunction on the law. The injunction came as a respon­ se to students who claim the law vi­ olates their 5th Amendment rights. But on June 29 t he law went back into effect. Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director, said that his office is re­ quired by the US Department of Education to collect a statement from students indicating that they have registered or they are not re­ quired to register for the draft. Statements must be collected from both males and females. An added two week delay in pro­ cessing loans has resulted from this stipulation. Ocker said that al­ though there is a processing delay because of the added workload for the financial aid staff, it is not a bad situation at this point. "It is something that we don't welcome and I'm sure students don't welcome, but it's a law and it will be enforced," said Ocker. Statements were sent to students who did not have them on file and the financial aid office has been giving them out along with applica­ tion forms since August. "As of Oct. 1 we will not be able to process any applications or certi­ fy any Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) applications or make any payments without that form defi­ nitely on file," he said. The Department of Education has not yet determined how this law should be implemented. Al­ though the financial aid office is only collecting statement forms at this time, students may soon be re­ quired to provide proof of their reg­ istration with their aid applications. The proof is an acknowledgement of Selective Service registration that students would receive from the Selective Service Department after they register. Ocker said that he hopes the fi­ nancial aid office will not be requir­ ed to collect the proof of registra­ tion document. "We have been ar­ guing, through our professional or­ ganizations, (with the Department of Education) that this would be a burden for students and it would be difficult for the financial aid staff to enforce," he said. He added that it is unlikely that the law will be repealed, but how it will be implemented and whether the Department of Education will offer any alternatives to the situa­ tion remains to be seen. Nicholas Burckel, associate direc­ tor of the Parkside Library-Learn­ ing Center, has been elected to the Wisconsin Humanities Committee (WHC), a non-profit organization that provides money to public and private groups for programs on pub­ lic policy, l ocal history and humani­ ties-related topics. Burckel is the second Parkside staff member to be elected to the Madison-based committee, which receives funds from the National Endowment for the Humanities and is composed of representatives of education, business, labor, govern­ ment and the general public drawn from throughout the state. Barbara Shade, an associate pro­ fessor of e ducation at Parkside, was elected to the 25-member commit­ tee in 1980 and recently was re­ elected by the committee to a sec­ ond three-year term. Burckel was chosen largely on the basis of his involvement with area communities and his scholarly inter­ est in local history. Four times a year members of the WHC convene to review pro­ posals from non-profit organizations around the state seeking funds to support their projects. The commit­ tee also considers policy issues con­ cerning the kind of programs it should help finance. Financial aid Continued on Page 1 tions as the reason for exhausted funds. "In the past, Parkside has never had the problem of not meeting needs. This year I'm sure we will have students who will be unable to meet their total needs," Ocker said. Private scholarships available on campus have increased. These are available to new and continuing stu­ dents who demonstrate high aca­ demic excellence or achievement. "We encourage students who need money to meet educational costs to apply," said Ocker. He added that students should apply early and they should be accurate on their forms or they may jeopard­ ize their chances for receiving funds. —" <-u ue seen. campus nave increased. These are funds. Couvion, Bugenhagen appointed to NACA Arthur "Buddy" Couvion, Coor dinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been re-appointed Cooperative Buying Coordinator in the Wisconsin Region of the Nation­ al Association for Campus Activi­ ties. He will continue to be re­ sponsible for coordinating, within the State of Wisconsin, all coopera­ tive buying activity-that process by which NACA m ember schools save money in their entertainment budgets by buying talent, products and services collectively. Couvion's previous NACA in­ volvement includes serving as Okla­ homa Unit Coordinator in 1978-79, Southern Michigan Unit Coordina­ tor in 1980, and Wisconsin Coopera­ tive Buying Coordinator since 1982. He also was ACU-I Regional Confer­ ence Programs Coordinator in 1980, was among the 1980 Outstanding Young Men Among Colleges and Universities, has served as a con­ sultant on residence hall programm­ ing at Eastern Kentucky University, and is a member of the Wisconsin State Advisory Committee on Arts for the Handicapped. Couvion formerly was Director of Gantz Center and Student Activities at Phillips University and Assistant Director of University Center at the University of Michigan/Flint. He holds a B.S. in secondary education from Southeast Missouri State Uni­ versity and an M.S. in college stu­ dent personnel from Indiana Uni­ versity. Marilyn Bugenhagen, Assistant Coordinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been appointed Mem­ bership Coordinator in the Wiscon­ sin Region of the National Associa­ tion for Campus Activities. She will be responsible for recruitment and retention of association members , within the State of Wisconsin. Bugenhagen's previous NACA i n­ volvement includes serving on the Host School Committee for the Spring 1983 Wisconsin Regional Conference and on the Showcase Se­ lection Committee for the 1980 an d 1981 Wisconsin Regional Confer­ ences. She was recently selected as Adviser of the Year at Parkside. She holds a B.S.E. in elementary education from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and an M.A. in student personnel administration from Ball State University. NACA, with its national office in Columbia, South Carolina, is the largest and most influential organi­ zation in the field of campus activi­ ties programming, with a current membership of over 900 colleges and universities and nearly 550 asso­ ciated firms in the contemporary entertainment, performing and fine arts, recreation, travel and leisure services industries. The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday 9:30 a.m.-12 a.m. Sunday 12 a.m.-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Union Squre Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-1l Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. p .m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30-2 p.m. Reservatons Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 6 Thursday, September 15,1983 Board of Regents accept research projects More than S99fi noo in „.i RANGER s More than $226,000 in support o_ research projects and activities by! Parkside faculty members was ac -j cepted Sept. 9 by the UW System^ Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $163,799 from the United States Navy in sup­ port of a two-year, off-campus as­ signment for Parkside Chemistry Professor Michael Marron, who is working for the Office of Naval Re­ search in Washington D.C. Marron, who remains an employee while onl leave, is advising the Navy on its re-! search into the effects of elec­ tromagnetic fields on living organ-i isms. His assignment continues) through May, 1985. The Regents also acceptedi $51,103 from the National Institutes! of Health for continuing research into the electromagnetic field ef­ fects on the cell membrane by ai team of UW-Parkside scientists headed by Life Science Professor Eugene Goodman. The long-term study, which has received more than $750,000 in federal grant sup­ port, seeks to identify and charac­ terize the mechanism by which ex­ tremely low frequency electromag­ netic fields affect living organisms. A grant of $1,842 f rom the fed­ eral Department of Health and Human Services and administered by the City of Kenosha in support of a study of job-related injuries in -f curred by municipal workers over a> four-year period was accepted by the Regents. The study, which identifies the 1 number of job-related injuries to City of Kenosha workers in dozens of job classifications, is being con­ ducted by a team of Parkside researchers headed by Life Science- Allied Health Professor Eugene Ga- siorkiewicz. Get down to business faster. With the BA-35. If there's one thing business students have always needed, this is it: an affordable, busi­ ness-oriented calculator. The Texas Instruments BA-35, the Student Business Analyst. 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Also accepted by the Regents was a $9,697 grant from the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development in support of re search into alternative service delivery as­ sistance for area officials of munici­ pal governments. The study, to be conducted by W illiam Murin, direc­ tor of Parkside's master's degree program in public administration, will examine ways in which city of­ ficials in Wisconsin can contract with private firms for management of facilities such as city golf cour­ ses, swimming poools and marinas. PARKSIDE UNIOI , 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ba lls • Milk C aramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burncit Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball s Yogurt Peanuts Smoked Almonds whole Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tuition increases $28 - Regent budget proposal major reason Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document � co ~.I'...."'.I!II.IIII-iII•••••••••••••• " Tuition'increases $28 Regent budget proposal major reason by Jennie Tunkielea New Editor UW System tuition/seg fee rates: Tuition at Parkside increased $28 per semester due to a 5.7 percent rise in academic fee and tuition rates. The increase is due to a proposal made by the Board of Regents in its 1983-85biennial budget to raise the resident academic fees and nonresident tuition to an average of the instructional and educational cost; the remaining 70% is state appropriated. The actual cost to students in undergraduate universities, such as Parkside, is 27% of the costs. Ph.D. institutions, such as r-~aukee and Madison, require ~ Its to pay 30% of costs. Nonrl.-Jt students are changed as close to 100% of costs as possible. One factor that varies at each university is the segregated fee charge. ores were implemented at Parkside, Segregated fees are the monies used he said. In fact, there is an increase to support major student orgamza- of funds in the areas of instruction tions and services. SUFAC (Segre- and library support. gated University Fees Allocations "The campus gained in terms of Committee) is a committee at Park- supply, expense and capital dollars side comprised of six student GOv· very much needed. in the library and ernment senators and two elected. instructional program. We are very students at large who, in conjunc- pleased with that," said Goetz. "Untion with the chancellor and assist- fortunately, we are in need of more ant chancellor, approve budget re- funding in the administrative and quests and allocate funds. physical plant areas, but those areas Gary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor were not given any relief." of Administration and Fiscal Af- / Goetz said that changes in the fairs, said that segregated fees at Athletic Department, such as a deParkside traditionally tend to be the crease of faculty positions and relowest in the system. This semes- moval of some course offerings. ter's segregated fees is $76. were not caused by a decline in the "The fees in this state are very general campus budget but rather reasonahle, and I think the students, on a priority basis. especially here at Parkside, are re- "The judgement was that the ceiving a marvelous SUbsidy and an Athletic Department was a bit too excellent quality program for what broad and that we had been hurting they pay," said Goetz. in other .areas such as business, enNo budget or cost cutting meas- gineering and humanities. We University Tuition Fee Segregated Fees Total Fee' Madison $532.50 66.50 $599.00 Milwaukee 532.50 85.35 617.85 Eau Claire 443.00 108.50 551.50 Green Bay 443.00 93.00 536.00 La Crosse 443.00 115.50 558.50 Oshkosh 443.00 95.00 538.00 Parkside 443.00 76.00 519.00 Platteville 443.00 115.25 558.25 Riverfalls 295.33" 73.02" 368.35" Stevens Point -'- 443.00 121.90 564.90 Stout 443.00 112.00 555.00 Superior 295.33·· 60.33" 355.66•• Whitewater 443.00 102.40 545.40 'Total does not include the .50¢ per student, per semester, United Council of Students' fee. . ··These universities have a three quarter system rather than a two quarter system. wanted to bring in quality faculty and we were running short on the faculty salary base. We simply had to draw down on the Athletic Department," he said. Goetz feeIs that the UW system is in great need of a better faculty salary increase program. "On the one hand there are increases in the budget for the library and instructional program, on the other hand there are no salary increases. Now the feeling is that we funded those improvements out of low salary," he said. The Faculty Star Fund, legislative-approved money used to keep outstanding professors in the UW system, is inadequate, feels Goetz. flit will never compensate for an adequate faculty salary program. The dollars provided were not enough to amply reward the breadth of quality on this campus. Itjust scratched the surface," he added. INSIDE: 1st homecoming planned for Sept. 29-0ct. 1 Chancellor Guskin holds convocation Share-A-Ride program helps students commute Vice-Chancellor Ratner leaves UW-P Foreign film series set Special4-page Gen Con section WILLIAM RIEBER NICHOLAS BURCKfl Rieber, Burckel win An economics professor and a library administrator are the reeipi enls of the Parkside awards for cutstanding university service for the 1982-83 academic year Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards of $500 each at an all-campus convocation Sept. 6 to Prot, William J. Rieber of the economics faculty and Nicholas C. Burckel. associate director of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center and head of its archives and area research center and media services sections. Rieber received a distinguished service award for teaching excellence based on student nommatJons. student evaluations and the recommendation of his colleagues. Rieber. who came to Uw-Parkslde m 1979.has taught COursesranging from introductory economies classes to graduate level courses on mtcrnanonat trade. his printlpal reContinued on Jllltl' 5 Editorial Ranger changes To the readers: This year's first issue of the Ranger marks the beginning of what I call "the new Ranger." As many of you have probably noticed, there is a remarkably different look to Ranger's page size and make-up. This is largely due to a change in printers. This change will help us in achieving our goal of becoming more technologically advanced in the way the newspaper's production is operated. Computerization has replaced the old image of newspaper reporters banging out their stories on old scuffed up typewriters. Ranger has a long way to go in the tolal transition, but the initial step has now been laken. Although the actual page size is now slightly smaller lban before, there will actually be more Ranger every week because financially, we will be able to sizeably increase the number of pages. It is, and always has been, Ranger's purpose to publish the best newspaper possible with a small (but dedicated) slaff 01 students - yes, we are 100 percent student-run. We feel that these newest changes will expand our potential enormously But that potential will only be realized if you, the readers help us in whatever way you can - by joining us, communi. cating with us, or just by supporting us. Ken Meyer, Editor 3 Thursday. September 8. 1983 Il'\, Til Ratner The appointment of Lorman A. to .head UW Center System Ratner, Vice Chancellor and Dean 01 Faculty at UW-Parkside, as Executive Dean of the University of Wisconsin Center System was approved July 15 by the UW System Board 01 Regents. Ratner, 50, who has been the number two administrator at UWParkside since 19n, was selected . lrom nearly 100 applicants to replace Robert Polk, who had been acting head 01 the Center System until his retirement last month. Ratner will begin his new duties this montb. In recommending the appointment, UW System President Robert M. O'Neil said, "Folh.wmg J national search we have tocnd within the UW System a person who seems ideally suited to be the Executive Dean of the UW Center System." O'Neil said Ratner's combination of "scholar and administrator provides an ideal qualfication for the leadership of the UW Centers in this difficult and demanding time." The Center System consists of 13 two-year campuses throughout the state which provide basic freshmansophomore- curriculum and associate degree programs for the approximately 9,600 students currently enrolled. The Centers also coordinate community outreach programs for their committee in conjunction with UW-Extension and provide a wide variety of continuing education and enrichment programs. Ratner will head the Center System administrative group headquartered in Madison. "While I am obviously sad to leave UW-Parkside, a truly fine university, 1 am pleased and excited to have the opportunity to work with those many people who have made the UW Centers excellent higher education institutions. Their commitment to providing the finest possible education to commuter students is one that 1 have shared for my entire career in higher education, " Ratner said. LeRMAN RATNER "1 also am grateful to have the opportunity to continue to work in the UW System. 1 look lorward to Visiting each of the UW Centers and meeting with faculty, administrators, students and residents of the communities whose support of their Centers has been so important to the success of those institutions. "While 1 look forward," Ratner continued, "I also reflect on where 1 have been and cannot help but feel regret at leaving "this excellent university. UW-Parkside faculty excel as teachers and scholars, my administrative colleagues are first rate, and all of us-faculty, administrators, students and community residents-are fortunate in having an outstanding educational leader in Chancellor Alan Guskin. 1 leave Parkside indebted to many people, but especially AI Guskin." Guskin said that Ratner's departure "will be a loss for the campus, the community and me personally because Larry Ratner was absolutely committed to providing the highest quality education possible for our students. "At Parkslde we believe that quality programs depends on quality laculty, that good teaching and active scholarship go hand in hand. No one believed that more than Larry, and as chief academic officer he Greenbaum acting Associate Dean Ben Greenbaum will be acting Vice Chancellor until a replacement is named, announced Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Guskin also announced the selection of a search and screen committee to recommend a successor to Lorman A. Ratner, who left the position to head the UW Center System. Ronald M. Pavalko, professor of sociology and chair of the Behavioral Science Division, will chair the 12 member search and screen committee of faculty, staff and students. Guskin said the committee would submit a list of five finalists to him and that he hoped to name the new number two administrator at UW-Parkside by Dee. 15 and to have that person on staff no later than July L Guskin said a national search will be conducted and that candidates will be from outside UW-Parkside. Greenbaum, a professor of vice-chancellor physics, has been at UW-Parkside since 1970 and has served as an Associate Dean since 1978. He also serves as coordinator of the Office of Graduate Programs. An active researcher, Greenbaum and several colleagues in the Parkside Science Division have received about $500,000 in research project grants since 1971. In addition to Pavalko, the search and screen committee members are: Michael S. Dassis, associate dean and professor of sociology; Robert H. Canary, professor of English and chair of the Humanities Division; Arthur V. Corr, professor of business management; Timotby V. Fossum, associate professor of applied computer science and chair of the Engineering Science Division; Eugene M. Goodman, professor of life science; Kenneth R. Hoover, associate professor of political science; Lionel A. Maldonado. associate professor of sociology; Esrold A. Nurse, asBEN GREENBAUM sistant director of Student Development; Rhoda-Gale Pollack, associate professor of dramatic arts and chair of the Fine Arts Division; Carla J, Stoffle. assist. ant chancellor for Educational Services; and Phil Pogreba. President of PSGA played the key role in working with faculty to make that commitment to quality a reality. "OUf faculty, our programs and thus the education we provide our students are much better today than when Larry joined us, and he deserves a great deal of the credit for that. "His wise counsel and leadership will be much missed, especially by me, but at least it will remain in the UW System and the Center System will profit directly from N," Guskin said. Guskin said plans lor Iilling Ratner's position will be announced soon. At UW-Parkside, Ratner has been responsible for all academic activities and for review and approval of all faculty appointments, promolions and tenure recommendations. Since 1977, the university has recruited about one-third of its professorial rank faculty, has planned and implemented 10 new undergraduate programs. received graduate work accreditation, established two graduate programs and generally raised UW-Parkside's academic standards. Ratner has played key roles in UW System-wide affairs including chairing, at the request of the System president. the task force to study the future development of UW-Superior. The study was the first of its kind and most of the recommendations were adopted. Ratner currently chairs the UW System's Council on College Skills. Ratner came to UW-Parkside from Lehmann College m the City University of New York System where he chaired the History 0('- parlment and served as Dean of Academic Plannmg and Dean of Social Science Before that he taught at Hunler College (\961-721 and Ithaca College Cl95HlIl. He earned his PhD. and MA. degrees at Cornell University and his A,a cum laude from Harvard College. He is the author of the textbook. Dialogue in American History (Holt. Rinehart & Wmston 19721, co-edmor of The Development of an American Culture (Prentice-Hall 1970, St. Martin's Press 1982) and author of a number of other published articles and essays, He is a regular reviewer for history journals and IS an eduorial consultant to several major publishers. Guskin's Convocation UW-P's character brings extra responsibilities UW·Parkside bas extra responsi- quality faculty and programs and if it were not fo; the presence, and ... greater integration of freshbilities to its students because its high academic standards; conven- the philosophy, of this university," ment and sophomores into "the inliberal admission policy and com- ient scheduling of courses day and Gusltin said. telleetual community which defines muter character have resulted in a night; and academic and personal Guskin emphasized, however, a university," a goal Guskin called diverse student body' that varies support services such as remedical that "tbere are other responsibili- "the greatest challenge in fulfilling greatly in abilities, ages and circum- skills programs, day care facilities ties (of access) which we can fulfill the responsibilities of access." stances, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin and peer support groups. more effectively." Chiel among On adjusting admission policies, told faculty, staff and students Fri- "Our graduates have been sue- them are: Guskin said. "A truly responsible day at the annual convication which cessful in the job market and in ... modifying admission policies philosophy of access for aU who Opens each new school year at UW- graduate and professional schools," "to ensure that those who are ad- would profit from (the) university P. Guskin said. "This university has mitted have a reasonable chance of must also recognize that there are Guskin then recited what he saw been remarkably successful in a rel- succeeding." those who would not profit from a as those special responsibilities, atively short priod of time (in ... being more "prescriptive" with university education. We must be graded his university on how weI! it demonstrating) that access and students who need special help to honest with those (10 to IS')}) appliWas meeting them, and suggested standards, opportunity and quality, suceed, and perhaps assigning them cants that we now admit who do not "new directions 1 feel we must ta- are not incompatible. to a special program which Guskin have the skills to make it despite ke ...to best serve our students." "We must continue to reject pro- likened to "an opportunity college" their best efforts and ours. No one's Guskin gave Parks ide good posals which would (aba.odon) where they could "gain the skills, education interest is served in such grades in a number of areas he con- Wisconsin's tradition 0f k th th b eepmg e e a groun an e con ck d d th Iidl ence a situation." Guskin called for establishment siders crucial in effectively serving a doors of higher education open to to later move into the academic Guskin cautioned, however, that of an "advising center" where all diverse, commuter student body-at- all who can benefit from it. We mainstream and be successful.' , care must be taken "to distinguish students could receive advising fordabiUty,' comprehensive liberal must continue to hold dear (our) ...improvements in the advising between those students who we feel from faculty and staff in one lceaarts and professional programs that commitment to serve a verse s - sys , di tu tern particularly lor freshmen are not prepared to succeed and tion. "Our highly diverse student . lIleet local needs and accommodate dent body, many 01 whom would and sophomores, which Guskin those we believe can succeed despi- body reqUIres more and better ad· '~tudents who cannot leave the.area; have nQChance for hlghe: ;<!uca!I~~ . ~a.u;<! "hi.g~ly un~~en;'~ _ •• _ , . , _ t~Iwl_lyIyij,lg, lje.e~.~u,c~~~ly~ ill ••••• CWiIlllCllt"...".,.8, , ~,.~ •••••••••••• 'O _ ••••• prior educational experiences." Guskin defined the "opportunity college" as a "carefully prescnbed and controlled program of studies for students who are clearly idenulied as needing special help. Establishment of such a program would ...be in the educational interest of such students and ..,would enhance the learning and teaching environment of the regular academic program," he said. Guskin said that university educators "were a bit confused in the 1960's about our prescripu ve responsibility to students. We didn't like to 'require'." RANGER HOlDecolDingbegins new tradition by Ken Meyer Editor A new tradition will start at Parkside this fall and its title appropriately states that fact - Homecoming '83: A New Beginning. The event will run Thursday through Saturday, Sept. 29-0ct. 1. Homecoming organizers - students, Alumni Affairs and Student Activities - are now accepting nominations for Homecoming King and Queen, who will reign over the activities. The King and Queen will be selected - separately - in a run-off and final election. Nominations must come from a recognized student organization or club, or a Park. side office. All nominations will be confirmed with the individual and nominating party. Nominees must carry at least six credits and mainlain a 2.0 GPA. Nomination forms are available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209), PSGA office (WLLC DI39), SOC office (Union 203) and the Vnion Information Desk. Nominations must be submitted to the Student 'Activities Office by University of Wisconsin-Par1<side /I New8e,l""l", noon Friday, Sept. 16, and nominees must have their picture taken at Student Activities by the same time. Voting will take place Monday through Friday, Sept. 19-23 on the Levell Concourse in Molinaro Hall. The voting times are 12-2 p.m. all five days and 5-7 p.m. Tuesday through Thursday. Voting will be done with pennies and everybody at Parkside - students, faculty staff and alumni is eligible to vote. Voters may cast as many pennies as they wish; it is not a one person one vote election. The three males and females with Service awards given Continoed from page 1 search interest. His evaluations by· Burckel's interest in local history students have consistently placed also is reflected in the three voluhim in the top ranks of faculty in mes of Kenosha and Racine history the social science division. and last which he has edited or co-edited. year he had the highest ranking Those volumes have won both local evaluations in the division. and state recognition. A colleague. supporting his norm- In addition. he has co-edited with nation for the award, called Rieber, several VW-Parkside faculty mem- "the epitome of the teacher-scholar bers two major reference works in model." history which are in use in most uniRieber, an assistant professor. versities and colleges in the United earned an M.B.A. from Duquesne States. University and the M.A. and Ph.D. He has been involved in a number degrees from the University of of community activities including Pittsburgh where he was an Earhart the Racine County Historical SocieFellow. He has published in top ty and Museum and recently was journals in his field, including the elected to the Wisconsin Humanities prestigious "American Economic Committee. Review." Burckel holds a Ph.D. in history Burckel, who received an award from UW-Madison. for exemplary university service by The academic staff award recipian academic staff member, came to ent is selected by a peer committee VW-Parkside in 1972 with the as- based on nominations which may be signment of creating an archival re- submitted by students, faculty and cord from scratch for the young uni- staff members. versity. _ He is credited by colleagues with building the archives and its constituent area research center into a first-rate research resource for both university and local area history which is used both by scholarly America's educated women are researchers and community resi- getting the sbort end of the stick. In dents who make use of its wealth of the course of a lifetime, women genealogical reference resources I with four-year college degrees e~ and other community historical re- just 60 percent of what male high cords. school graduates earn. Burckel has been instrumental in: The U.S. Census Bureau reports gaining lor the archives a number of that the average lifetime earning for collections of documents relating to women with bachelor degrees IS the history of the ara, including re- $523,000. For male high school gradcords of governmental, business, Inates, it is $861,000.. Union, church and civic groups as I Today's women high school gradwell as special collections by area nates will earn $381,000 m their lifeWriters including Irving Wallace and . time. For IB-year-old males wbo go David Kherdian. on to college and receive bacbelor All of these activities have won degrees, lifetime earnmgs wlll averbim a national reputation as an age $1,190,000. archivist. Women short-changed the most pennies will advance to the finals, which will run Monday through Wednesday, Sept. 26-28. Voting times are 12-2 p.m. all three days and 5-7 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The money generated by the penny-voting will be given to the Parkside Scholarship Fund. The King and Queen winners will be coronated Thursday. Sept. 29 at6 p.m. on the Union Patio during homecoming's kick-off event, which begins at 4:30 p.rn. Each winner will receive two tickets to Friday's variety show and to Saturday night's Untold bloodshed as Pontiac goes berserk See page 18! 5 Thursday, September 8 1983 Variety show to feature area talent "Step Into Our Spotlight," a variety show featuring Parkside talent, will be emceed by nationally-known comedian Michael Davis Friday, Sept. 30 at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. Tryouts for the show will be Wednesday and Thursday, Sept. 14-15 from 7-10 p.m. in the Cinema Theater. Participants must sign up for the tryouts by Wednesday noon. Entry forms are available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209), PSGA office (WLLC D139), SOC office (Union 203) semi-formal dance. Nationally known comedian Michael Davis will emcee the variety show, which will feature Parkside taleM (see accompanying story). The semi-formal dance, with music by the John Bunic Big Band. will coincide with casino festivities such as roulette, blackjack and other games. Other homecoming activities include: a raffle, a western-style barbeque with music by Brew County Rounders, a golf outing and a tennis clinic. The golf and tennis activities, and the Union Infonnation Desk. Competition is open to students, faculty, slaff and alumni. No more than 10 acts will be selected; acts that are selected for the show will be notified by Monday, Sept. 19. Acts may only run a maximum of seven minutes with a five minute set-up time. Only basic technical equipment will be provided. Individuals in the acts that make the show will receive one free ticket to the semi-formal dance on Saturday, Oct. 1. both taking place Saturday morning, have limited space so call Alumni .Affairs (553-2414) for reservanoee and details. Two reunions will be held saturday, Oct. 1 - the Parkside Activities Board from 6-8 p.m. and the Class of '73 from 8-10 p.m. The Parkside varsity SOCcer team will play VW-Madison at 2 p.m Saturday, Oct. 1. Admission is $2 for adults, 50 cents for children under 12. See next week's Ranger for further details. Kenosha savings and Loan PREE CHECKINGI In your choice Of TWO great accounts. S935 7th Ave.-Keno$ha. WIS. 858-4861 West Slde-7535 Pershing Blvd. 694.1380 Nor1hwest 51()8-4235 52nd sr, 658.(H20 South Side-8035 22M Ave. 657-'340 Paddock lIIke-24726 75th 51-, At. 50 843.2388 Lake Geneve-4'O Broad St. 248-914' RANGER 7 Thursday. Seplember 8. 1983 Parkside housing rapidly changing by Ken Meyer Editor The housing program has experienced a couple of changes in the last two years: last year, the Racine YMCA was contracted as "Ranger Hall," a pseudo-dormatory for Parkside students; and this year, the housing office has moved from Tallent Hall to Union 209. The one constant in the housing program is the coordinator, Shirley Schmerling, who has held that position for over 12 years. Schmerling is responsible for finding student housing and aids between 500 and 600 students a year. Although most of the apartment complexes close to Parkside and the YMCA are full, Schmerling hopes that her new office location will help students notice the housing office more and make it more accessible for those who need housing assistance. In only one year, the YMCA has been filled with so many students that further expansion at the Y is impossihle. Last year. "Ranger Hall" consisted of 85 rooms on three of the building's four residential floors -- two male and one female. This year, the fourth floor will become the second floor for female students unless a legal avenue is discovered to make it coed. The YMCA is now entirely Parkside housing except for a few steady Y residents on one of the male floors. Schmerling said the YMCA "is a great place to live for the students. (The rent) is $102 a month for a private room - where else can you get that deal with all the benefits?" The benefits include use of such facilities as the YMCA's two swimming pools, two gyms, Nautilus equipment, a running track, and racquethall, squash and handball courts. "Everybody has their own private room," said Schmerling. "They also have accessibility to all the students, and it is treated as a dorm." But, many people ask, Why aren't there any "legitimate" dorms at Parkside? "I think at the time that they built the university in the late 6Osearly 70s, there were so many dorms throughout the state standing empty ...that at that time there was a freeze on building dorms in the state," said Schmerling, giving her personal opinion. "I really fee that the university was just developing," she continued, "and when it carne time to build the building, they certainly needed the Phy Ed building more than they needed dorms, and they certainly needed Molinaro HalLand the new Union more than they needed dorms." "See, they always felt that (Parkside) was between two communities so there was always enough housing out there that kids could manage." The master plan for Parkside, drawn up at its inception, included dorms, but, said Schmerling, "They expected 25,000 students (by now) and when you're at the 5,000 level it's different." Is there any possibility of dorms in the future? "I hope so," said Schmerling, noting that a Housing Task Force last year made a full recommendation for having dorms on campus. "Maybe not conventionaltype dorms. but something." The task force also decided that there was a need for a full-time housing office on campus. . When Schmerling became housing coordinator, Parkside was the new-born infant in the UW system and her job required only 20 hours a week. With the growth of the university, her job grew as well. When a student contacts her about finding housing, Schmerling first finds out the student's needs. "Sometimes they have to quit school because they can't afford the cost of living today (so) Itry to lind them low-cost housing." she said. Finding low-cost housing comes easier to Schmerling than it might to others because she was on Kenosha's City Planning Committee for six years and she "knew every building that was being built in the city of Kenosha." In order to find housing for students, Schmerling consults news. papers and "is on the telephone constantly. I happen to know lots of people in the community, so I call Schmerling adds personal touch by Ken Meyer Editor ited southeastern Wisconsin. Schmerling describes the early 1971 Parkside: "At that time it was Shirley Schmerling, entering her only Tallent Hall. The basement 12th year as housing coordinator, was the library. The upstairs was all has had a mutual loving and re- the offices - the faculty, the staff, spectful relationships with the stu- the Chancellor, everybody. Next dents she has worked with at Park- door, where the Child Care Center side. is right now, was the Student Union. The deep CllIllJllitment she ex- Next to that building was another tends to the people she comes in hut - that was the bookstore." contact with reaches beyond Parksi- Two of the houses - Financial de, for sbe is also very active in the Aid and the Architectural Design ofcommunity. fices - were located where the Schmerling first became involved main building is presently, while all in Parkside student housing in the other buildings were on the September 1970, after her two chil- other side of 30th Avenue (Wood dren married and moved away, and Road). All these buildings were on 10 months after the death of her property that was boughl up for the husband, a Kenosha attorney. university's land. One of Schmerling's friends work- Were there any classrooms here ed at the new university and asked at that time? "None," replied Schher, "How can you stay in that merling. The reason for that is bouse alone with so many kids who simple - at that time there were have no place to live?" So, Schmerl- two 2·year UW extensions, one in ing says, "I took in four girls to live Kenosha and one in Racine. StuWith me and ...it was the greatest." dents mel at the halfway point beSchmerling realized she had tween the two extensions, the curfound something special and decid- rent Parkside site, and a free shuted that she wanted to go back to tie bus brought kenosha students to work. After working in her hus- the Racine campus for classes, and band's law office for 22 years, she vice versa. felt that she was wasting her life by The fact that Parkside was a complaying bridge and antiquing every bination of the two cities' extension day, so she came to the new school schools dictated the exclusion of to see about a job. naming the new four-year university "I came out here," said Schmerl- UW-Kenosha or UW-Racine, said ing, "and I said, 'You know what? Schmerling. . You need me ...Your kids need hous- The housing situation was qwt~ ing and I know how to get that different in the early days 01 Parks~: housing for them.' " She convinced de. "They had absolutely nothing, the Parkside officials and "went to said Schmerling. Parkside was atevery organization in Racine and tracting students from places like Kenosha (and) built up a list of Marshfield, Clinton and Waukesha rooms in private homes. I told who had finished two ~e~rs an.d everybody about the kids I had liv- were coming to UW-P to flDlSh therr ing With me and what a terrific ex~ degrees." So they were JUDlors perience it was." when they came he~ ..a~d ,~;~ To compare the current Parkside were tbe ones I was usmg, eampus to the university that Sch· said. b Il)erting first joined is like compar- ScbmerIi,n.g ~~s~,~~~,;;iJ,- ~e!,. iJII l!Ie 'JII'eSSt COIlIJlIItllit)' to til<! . "Jlhlud of the many .wucu e ~ days when the first settlers inhab- _ served since she started. lIIId this past year was no exception. When last year's YMCA student residents checked out after the first year of Parkside housing there, Schmerling was asked if she wanted to know the amount of damage the students had done at the Y. Of course she wanted to know. "They didn't have a dollar's worth of damage," Schmerling bragged like a proud mother. . "I am so proud of our students," she said. "I mean, that's saying somethiug about the caliber of our students. I brag about that to everybody." Schmerling loves her work, but her relationships aren't just with students needing housing assistance. She helps "everybody. I think many students come up (here) on the pretense of using the housing office who have other kinds of problems. " Especially personal problems. "They want to taUt," explained Schmerling, "and Iwant tbem to be llbIe' to ·~·ib·lIere·ablI ClIk: l' have. beea active.illl/ae C • llllity, I have connections, so if people have problems, I know when! to steer them. II I can't help them myselI, I know who to call." Some of the Parkside sludents Schmerling has betped include the cheerleaders. She quit as their adviser after 10 years, but she feels nothing but pride about the group that sbe feels grew not only in size but in the work they do for the university - "more than just the kids who get out and cheer the night of the game." • One example of how Schmerling cares about the students she works with involves the many foreign students she helps find housing. Not only does she find the residence, but she also shows them where necessities such as food stores, banks and local transportation outlets are located. "I feel like, bey, you don'l jusl stick a kid (somewhere) and say, 'Go ahead, kid. Make it.' You can't do that. The way these kids start.oil\, ;0 thWI' u.e, eDd Ill> .. scbOOl. If "'" mate il a little __ ier..... everybody .., A current listing of available housing is kept on a bulletin board in the housing office. divided IOta categories such as: rocrns 10 private homes. houses to share, apartments to share and one, two. and three bedroom apartments (or rent. "I usuaUy make the initial call to the landlord to see if irs filled yet (and) to see If they'll accept a student because I'm not gomg to send them out there if they're going to have the door slammed in their face." said SChmerling. • She runs into "very few' landlords who don't accept students, but "at one lime that was very, very common .' , That was six or seven years ago when the communities' industries were going full blast and many people were making good, guaranteed money. makmg students less dependable in paying the rent. But that viewpoint has changed over the years, as has the housing. office at Parkside. This year Schmerling wants to develop a social group at the YMCA involving "activities that will bring the students (to campus) together It's a matter of what the kids want to do. ThaI's where I'm putting my efforts litis year - I want to make dorm lire here something that all the kids want." Although Schmerting is very active finding housing for studenls, she also finds time to beneIit Ihe community. Kenosha Mayor John Bilotti has appointed her "Kenosha's Ambassador to the World." Sinee Kenosha is a port city. many shIpo enter its harbor and Schmerling leads • "Welcome to Kenosha" group that meets the incomi"8 hips and sbows the crews around the city. One recent ship's crew, {rom India, spend one week shoppl"8 on Kenosha. "I can account ror $25.000 being spent in Kenosha," she said To say lbat she has been involved in city activities in Kenosha would be an understatement. Schmerlong has been on Kenosha's City Plan. ning Committee, the Kenosha Symphony Board. Wisconsin's HIghway Salety Advisory Council (appoonted by governors), the state-Wide Liquor Reconnification Board (appointed by the State Senate and Assembly) and has served as Secretary or Kenosha's Democratic Party Schmerting is also on the Atumni Association Board and a charter member of Zonta International. which is similar to a Kiwanis Club for women. Zonta's latest undertak· i"8 is to build a playground for handicapped children at Kemper Center. It ill that caring feeting that Sch- ___ la.t!ltl!E'_nd' .....• that makes it easy for the feeliug to lie retumed. RANGER Meet the PAB· 9 Thursday. September 8, 1983 student organizations by Jellllie Tuakieicz News Editor "There's nothing to do!" Not true, according to PAB (Parkside Activities Board). PAB is the organization responsible lor programming most 01 the student activities on campus. Some 01 these activities are dances, liIms, outdoor recreation, coffee houses, performing arts and the ski trips, There are currently 50 students participating in PAB, making the organization one 01 the largest on campus. These students are appointed to one 01 seven committees: coffeehouse, contemporary entertainment, films, outdoor recreation, performing arts and lectures, Video, and sight and sound (technical crew), Committees meet at least twice a month to plan programs. President of the organization is Chris Hammelev and Mark Schozen is Vice President. According to Hammelev, one of the biggest problems lor PAB is getting students back on campus for events. To combat this problem more activities are being planned lor the afternoons during activities period. Hammelev feels that a!ternooD activities will reach a greater variety 01 people. "If Parkside liad dorms we would be all set. But once people go home, they don't like comiQg back. They think it's a lot easier to go to a bar," sbe said. PAB is bringing in a variety of new and dillerent entertainment, porposely not booking 10cal acts, to give students an alternative to acts available in the community, added Hemmel ev, A new film series will be shown on campus, offering the classics, which will feature a dillerent theme each month, September's theme is comedy. The films will be shown every Tuesday, beginning Sept. 13, in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission is free. "Students should be aware of this organization because if they want to see something at Parkside we are the people to talk to," said Hammelev. The PAB office is located in Union 202 and the phone number is 553-2650. soc by Corby Anderson The Student Organization Council (SOC), a standing committee of the Parkside Student Government Organization (PSGA), was formed to promote communication among and faster support for the various student organizations on campus as well as to help create an opportunity to enhance the learning experience at Parkside. There are currently more than 50 clubs in SOC. Some of the more active groups belonging to SOC, according to SOC chairperson Valerie Olson, include: Parkside Associatlon of Wargamers, Accounting Club, Engineering Science Club, rntervarsity Christian Fellowship, Antbropology Club, Political Science Club, International Students' Organization, and the Black Student Organization. To maintain a liaison among, the groups and to coordinate club events, all club presidents or designated delegates meet at least four times each semester and once a month during the summer. SOC receives its operating funds from the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee, (SUFAC), a subcommittee- of PSGA. For the 1983-84 academic year, SOC will receive $22,000, $18,000 of which will be distributed among the various student organizations through its Budget and Review Committee. Those who would like to meet with other students with' similar interests should contact the Student Activities Office (Union 209) or Valerie Olson, SOC president, at 554- 2594. Also, if you have an interest that is not already represented, forming a new club is easy to do, and the members of SOC can assist you in finding an advisor and getting started. Ranger, the student newspaper at Parkside, is an independent newspaper run completely by students both editorially and financially. Entering its 12th year, Ranger bas gone through many changes-4ncluding this year. "I'm sure quite a few students were surprised when they picked up this issue of Ranger," said Editor Ken Meyer. "This issue is the beginning of what I call 'the new Ranger.' I -'UII very confident that these latest changes are to Ranger's advantage." Ranger bas many things to offer students who join the staff, said Meyer. "Writers learn how to write more effectively, pbotographers enhance their photographic capabilities, editors experience hands-on 0[- ganizational and leadership training and the business people learn how business functions, OJ he said. «Advertising salespeople earn a commission, so business students can reby Je .. ie Tualdelcz News Editor Peer Support, an organization designed to aid nontraditional (23 years and older) students at Parkside, is the newest of the major organizations on campus. Pam Brouwers, president of the organization, cited its functions as a referral, identification, liason and support group. "We are here to give support to people who come back to school," she said. A woman wbo wished to attend Parkside but was concerned about her two children contacted the Peer Support Office. Brouwers referred her to the Child Care Center and urged her to register. Brouwers was contacted by a 51 year old woman who was considerI PSGA have a hard time keeping a full membership in the Senate, which I find hard to believe ... because of the limited number of positions." said Pogreba. The Senate has four standing committees: SOC (Student Organization Council), which is comprised of students from every club and organization on campus; SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocations Committee). which IS responsible for allocating funds to organizations; Student Services. concerned with services that will benelit the students: and Legislative AHairs. dealing with laws and bills or any legislative action taking place at the local. state and federal level. Women's Affairs, a subcommittee of Legislative Affairs, discusses women's issues and provides var8 ing taking courses but was a little leery about the idea. Brouwers gave the woman the names and phone numbers of two current students also 51 year old. "I felt these women could iIlentify with each other because they're in the same age group," Brouwers said. "We can't label ourselves as counselors because we are not trained in that area, but we can identify with each others problems and give support. " Peer Support also tries to be a liason between nontradtional stu. dents and the university. Approximately 400 nontraditional students applied at Parkside and about half have registered for the fall semester. Peer Support tries to personally contact the students who apply. "It is reassuring for tbem to "That's the way it should be," said Meyer. "The best way to learn something is to do it-not read it in a book. It gives people a sense of sell-worth because not only do they accomplish something, tbey also learn from it. .. "People shouldn't think that if they join Ranger it will only be work, work, work with out any rewards", said Meyer. Students learn how to work and communicate with others, do something fulfilling and most importantly, make friends and have fun." ious services on campus Parkside is a member of the United Council. an organizatron that compiles mlormation, lobbies at the capitol on student and SOCIal issues and other functions on behalr of all UW students. Each student is taxed 50 cents each semester to fund the UC. "We hear a lot or people complaining about tlungs . .if you have a problem with the way thongs are run, don't just SIt back and bit h ab o ut it--gel out and do something ... jOID an ergamzatlon. learn how the system runs and fmd out ways to change 'I," saId Pogrcba Students mterestd 10 the orgameaton ran taLk with Pogreba or any senator at the PSGA offoce. WLLC DI39 know that we're here and that they can talk with other students on the same situation," said Brouwers. The group meets the last Wednes· day of every month in Moln. III and they hope to have a speaker at every meeting. Ruth Weyland, executive director or the Mental Health of Racine Co, Inc., will speak on The Family at the orgamzauon first meeting, sept 28 at I p.rn Special events are also in lhe works sucb as a Peer Support and Student Health Center co-sponsored program concerning domestic violence. Brouwers added that volunteers are needed on the organization. Volunteers and people interested in joining can call or visit the Peer Support Office, WLLC DI75, 553- 2706_ :It • :It -~Don't [ust ~ • :It ~ sit there! ~ • :It • • :It : Join a : • :It , istudent grouplr Ra.nger membership meeting : .::..:.:::::..::::..::.:..:...:-~--=--: Eriday, Sept. 9, 1p.m, : ..... ~..,; • I"f 1"Io'o"",,:'IOt'>·" ,'h "''1.r. ",~ w ... ; ,(; ~.;l,J., I I Thursday SeC1emb,'r.ll. I!/R:I :-u Parkside hosts 16th annual Gen Con by Bob Kiesling Every year during the third week in August, the normally staid halls of Parkside buzz with the activity of over 7000 fantasy game afficiandos who converge on the school to assume an alter-identiy at Ceo Con, a massive four-day role-playing game convention that is said to be the largest of its type in the world. Players this year came from as far away as England, Australia and Israel to assume characters in role playing games. games where players hack, slash and sometimes reason their way tbrougb a fantasy world. said Kerry Lloyd. president of Oamelords. Ltd .. a supplier of gaming supplies, "where you go on an adventure where princesses are' beautiful and frequent. a world where dragons are horrible and existen." Ceo Con itself began sixteen years ago as a small get-together for war-game enthusiasts to sharpen their skills and test ideas against other players in what was then a relatively obscure pastime. But with the advent of the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game about ten years ago. the convention outgrew its Lake Geneva headquarters (the name stands for GENeva CONvention) and moved to Parkside to accommodate the increasing number of game fans who turn out every year to battle the forces of evil lor good.) According to TSR Hobbies, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons and .. sponsor of the convention. the average player is male, between the ages of 10 and 24 and a student. although the female contingent is growing rapidly, a spokeswoman for TSR said. An in creasing number of professionals play the game each year as well. "doctors, lawyers. things like that." said TSR spokesman Deiter Sturm. The convention, hwover, is not limited to Dungeons & Dragons, although one of the main events is a 2,000 player sanctioned Advanced Dungeons and Dragons tournament which draws some of the best players from around the world. Many of the games are historical simulations of famous battles. Every year a tournament is held for "Dawn Patrol" players, a game that recreates the art of aerial combat during WWI. They bold the world's largest dawn patrol game at. of course the crack of dawn Saturday morning. There are many other types of role-playing games and tournaments held as well. and some of these have a distinctly local flavor. .. Death Race Tbrougb The Streets of Lake Geneva," based on the very popular "Car Wars" game, is everything the name implies. Others include "Operation Parkside", where two teams of agents. one CIA and tbe other KGB, try to out-spy each other in the nooks and shadows of tbe school. There is also "Gamma World," a Exhibitort sell their wares.t the Gen Con trade show in the Phy. Ed. bUilding game that was billed as a "battle in tbe mutants and the knights of genetic purity try to destroy the other in a battle among the ruins of a strange area known only as U of Parkside. " There are many variations on the theme encompassed in about 700 separate games tournaments and r lectures during the convention, plus countless casual games arranged by the participants. The players themselves choose to seek fame and fortune in make believe worlds for a variety of reasons. "It's something like acting. but there's no pressure." said Debbie Fulton, a college student from MI. Prospect, Ill. . She said that generally sbe will choose a character with non-human characteristics, such as her elf and dwarf characters who are "for the most part as different from my personality as possible." Another player. Tim Boylan 01 • North Canton. Ohio. who was playing an infonnal game of "Car Wars" when asked said "This is a pretty violent game," and gal a chorus of agreement from his competitors wben be added. "It's lun ". "I Ibink it would be Iun to go down the rood and test your knowledge against other drivers," he said. Boylan's vehicle for the game. which involves destroying other drivers before lbey destroy you. is a CadiBac eqUipped with a name thrower, a mine dropper, a heavy rocket. armor and a gunner. "You tbink like. wow. Ibis could really happen someday." he sa,d, Many of tbe plalyers also wear costumes that fit their roles at the convention. One player who was dressed in a long purple booded robe with no face viSible behind a seamless black mask said that he liked to use wraiths or specters in his games. "Just a general. evil creature," be said. addmg tb.al it fils in well witb .anotber of bis bobbies. wbicb is magic Many of tbe players at Gen Con regularly attend other game conventions throughout the country. With the majority of convenuons held In Wisconsin. Illinois and MichlRan The players asked said they had each been to between three and five other convenuons this year John Mahler of Chicago. who said he has been playmg for seven years. saId he goes to the convennoes ..to meet friend. There are two dozen peope Irun around With to convenuons." He drd say. however. tbal Gen Con "IS the lop of the line for mit. playmg an thrs area .. Judie SImpson membership secretary for the 9000 member Hole Playing Garners Assoonuon. said that she had seen about 2000 of the group's members on Thursday alone. SImpson. who IS a TSR employee when not working at convennons. said there is a considerable number of regular convention participants. TSR. howe,er. does not make a profit from the conventIon Spokes· man Deiter Stunn saId Ibat Gen Con ",s pUI together for tbe garners Irs our contrlbutoon to the It'ImlDg scene ... The conventJOn was nol limned to just plaYing games, hOWeVe\\T Tbe PhyEd buJidlDg was packed With eighty exhibitors who sp<'1.'lal· Ize in games and related produtls. "This audience gIVes us a 101 of ideas." said MOIra C01llns. prestdml of Rubber Stamp Magic, a Chkagn company tbat makes rubber stamp CODliDUe«! OD Page 12 RANGER 13 Thursday. September 8. 198.1 , Gen Con brings out strange behavior by Ken Meyer Canada-and that was only in the Editor three-quarters filled Comm Arts Over 7000 Gen Con game enthu- parking lot. siasts invaded the Parkside campus The types of people were just as Aug.18-21and, as one might expect, diverse as the places they came some out of the ordinary things took from-from ages 6 to 60. Therewere place. married couples with their kids, A l1·foot canoe was reported young married couples (one on a bemissing within the first few hours of lated honeymoon from Ontario, the 58 hour convention. It did not Canada), bearded inen with pot show up again. I figure that it was bellies and skinny, awkward-looking "recruited" for "The Battle on boys with glasses. Parkside Pond" and was destroyed And then there were the enterby an enemy U-boat. taining ones: some wore capes, National conventions usually at- some were Dr. Who, one had a tract smooth, fast-talking salespeop- stuffed dragon on his shoulder and le who sell something valuable for there was a Scotsman complete next-ta-nothing, and tliis year's Gen with bagpipe. But the 'one that Con was no exception. Three sale. sticks out is, the woman who wore speople from W.M. Luggage of Bed- ber shirt unboUoned past her navel ford Park (IlL) were selling such until a Security officer "closed things as $22 sports bags ("water- down the show." proof, crushproof and punc- I talked to several people to find tureproof") Which, they claimed, out why they were here and what sold for $69 at Carson Pirie-Scott. they thought of Gen Con. - One woman from Barberton, The' luggage was a "steal" for Ohio, came with her husband and a that, price, but the salespeople group of 10 others. It was her secdidn t look too legitimate walking ond time at Gen Con and her husdown the concourse carrying the band's third, but she didn't particrluggage or setting up shop along the pate in any of the activities. She Sidewalk between Comm Arts and' went back to her hotel to read or to ~e Phy Ed building. (although they the lake most of her four days here. d accept Visa and Mastercard). Her major complaint was that r~,g- re three were escorted off campus istration was "very disorgamzed. y Security. Parkside, she said, has "beautiful Gen Con draws people from all landscaping." (Isn't It nice that over the United States- and even people from ev:rywhere notlee ?our SOrnefrom other countries, At 2:3!l, , notable ap~l~~,~~!evements,) PJn, .Saturday, I noticed cars froll1"··'''J\notIier"",:ollj!ln. W?~dered why II dilleftnt states and one frQIri ,:·t!le'Pliy:Ed liiIi1ding was so far away from the main building. I told her it was designed for those late-- comers during the winter mornings when the closer parking lots were full. It was the first Gen Con for one man, a 30-year-old member of the 1:\ir Force from Shriveport, Louisiana, although he has attended 17 previous wargamers conventions. "(Gen Con) is the fantasy capital of the world," he said not in a completely complimentary way. He is basically a board and miniature game player. "Better miniature players are at the other conventions for sure," he said, while Gen Con attracts more fantasy players. He said he joined the Air Force because of his hobby, which has helped him with his duties as a B-52 navigator and in Combat Intelligence, He sat in front of a boardgame entitled NATO: The Next War. "Are you preparing for real Iife?" I asked. I . "Yup. It happens because it always happens," he replied. Makes sense to me. One Parks ide student worker gave this viewpoint of Gen Can: "The people are sloppy and rude, (but) the school makes good money on beer and pop sales and it's good for student workers because it gives them a lot of hours." Is he interested in the games? "I have no idea about the games-t just clean up the mess " A 'young teenager from Detroit came to the <OIIvenlion with his "The Attack of the ca",Ifte,.,." brother and friend and they stayed at a campsite for the four days. It was the first Gen Con for all three. He said they came "because the new D and D book came out and they have it here. Nobody else has it yet. .. He had spent $30 to $40 at the convention's trade show during the first two days. He considered that amount 'not muchv-whieh I assume to be an apt descnption considering that the majority of the people were carrying shopping bags stuffed full with aU sorts of goodies. The trade show filled the entire (HOT!) gym With exhibitors selling just about anything you could think of (excluding luggage). hooks, magazines, models, games, artwork, posters. dice, buttons, miniatures of all kinds, paint brushes and kits. t· shirts, baseball caps, gameboards, ceramics, maps, cards. It took me over an hour to walk through the exhibition floor. which is pretty incredible smce I'm not that interested in these kinds or things. But some of the thmgs were interesting to look at, and] realized that a well-equipped players has to shell out a lot of money to play some of the bigger games. One of my personal highlights concerns the "takeover" of the PSGA office by the people in cbarge of coordinating the games' prizes. (I think it might haoe been RIOre pobte ilsomebody "in charge" 011 campus would have notified PSGA before they were Virtually thrown out of their own office.) One of the prize runners, a hyperacnve teenager I got confused and burst IOta my office and frantically (Incoherently) berated me with questions about not receiving prizes for some game. "I don't know what you're ldlkmg about." 1 told 111m "You must want the pnze room-that's next door" He went scurrying out Did he get confused because he was so wrapped up in the Gen Con action that he lost all sense of the real world' Don't ask me. I'll leave that up to the sociologists and psycbologists (too bad Dr Joyce Brothers cancelled her scheduled appearanc-E' two days before the convcnuom. But I do know that some 01 the participants get so involved that some changes in human behavior do occur ] witnessed the ultimate example of dedication to Ceo Con activrues Walking between the PhI' Ed building and Comm Arts. I was right behind three males In their late teens. When a "cry attracuve female walked past us. one of the three turned around, hi:) bugged-out eyes following her. "Did you see that?" he asked one of his friends, who was busy looking througb some game hooks. '" don't bav.e time loethaI_I" he repbed. RANGER 17 Thursday. 8 1983 The Emporium. which is reminiscent of a 19th century Jules Verne science fiction novel. is a natural outgrowth of Holmes' fascination with science. "Basically, I guess I'm a frustrated scientist. " he said. "Half a dozen sciences are represented in the Emporium. including geology. biology, physics. chemistry and astronomy. The beauty of it is [ didn't have to study science for 20 years and my theories and discoveries are beyond challenge ... Nobody said they were correct or applicable in the first place.' .£ilIUide's own Holmes 'pseudoscience: A peek into the future "The Alchemic Emporium," an elaborately designed alchemist's laboratory created by Parkside art professor David Holmes and fully equipped With functional pseudoscientific widgets, gadgets and giZmos as well as offbeat sculptures and fantasy-style paintings, is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Friday, Sept. 23. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. on Monday through Thursday and 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. Two other "environments" by Holmes. "The Greater Christian Carnival" and "Holme-town, U.S.A .. " currently are touring universities and colleges throughout the midwest. The Emporium. which syntheMy summer Coutiuued from page 16 more with the nut loose behind the wheel. This, however, is often a fruitless endeavor. A more enjoyable pastime for me this summer has been going to watch the Brewers play. As of this writing, the Brewers have won over eighty per cent of the games I have gone to see. If they can get their hitting back to normal, they should take their division again. It would be nice to have the World Series at Milwaukee two years straight. Here's another thought for you: What if the White Sox win their half of the American League. the easy half. the Brewers win their half? The rivalry between the Sucks. oops. Imeant Sox: (must have been a typing error) and the American League Champion Brewers could be settled in a manner befitting the Brewers. Now, since we are what-it-mg. what if the Cubs win every single game they play until the end of the season and go from second-to-Iast place to the top of their division? Don't worry. it just won't happen. = UC-SB porno flick funding Pomographic films can be funded With student fees on the University of CalifOrnia-Santa Barbara campus, but must be preceded by a 10- mmute educational program on porllOgraphy. . That was the compromise dectMn reached by the UCSB Associated Students in-order to maintain its p<!sitionon violence against women W!thout restricling freedom of ~ ...... , ,. .. . . . DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120th Ave. KENOSHA, WI 53142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books - Large Selection of Sci-Fiction Fantasy ....~_. ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEWC __ sizes. art. science and mysticism, is a hybnd medicine show, museum of the occult and working alchemist laboratory . "With kinetic machinery, charts, banners, diagrams, books, scrolls. display cases and reliquaries, the environment presents new 'truths' to my private mystic and aesthetic search," Holmes said. "I have not represented any formal religion and all my scientific proofs are pseu· do...the symbols and paraphernalia of the Emporium appear abstruse, but. like a good mystery novel, make one search for a logical answer," The Emporium's remarkably detailed and convincingly complex: laboratory is "viewer-participatory." Visitors are encourage to turn cranks, push buttons and pull levers that perform anynumber of seemingly impressive functions. none of which has any genuine applications in 'realtiy.' Holmes said. Several life-like sculptures populate the Emporium. including those of an alchemist and a robot. and boldly colored paintings depicting strange creatures in strange lands add an appropriately mystical dimension. Holmes used dozens of raw materials and everyday objects in creating the Emporium, including wood, glass. canvas, wire and rubber as well as billiard balls, radiator hoses and thermometers. The Emporium also features an ominously realistic "human" head encased in a wood and glass box. The head actually is made from a mask molded from the artist'S face and is visible on a laboratory shelf. kept "alive" by numerous tubes containing imaginary lifesupporting chemical solutions. Hoi"... .,jalts with one 0' hia c,..tiona ,,. "TN Alchemic Emporiom," 011 displa, in til. Communkalions ArIa aa"." tltt'OUfllt Sept 13 ,.;~ Dallid Holmes amid hi, "laboratory" [ Huge Quantltle. of aarpln Book. At Unbelleveble Prl .... NewYorknmes ... t SellerHardlNlck 30% Off NewYorknmes ... t SellerapertllICk 25"10 Me-VISA • 19Thursday. September 8. t98~3:------------------_ •••••••••••••••••••••• ~"' •• Child care parenting Child Care Center offers parenting This is the first article about He doesn't want to eat or sbe seems parenting which will appear to be sick, or she doesn't seem to be once a month sponsored by walking soon enough. The parent's the Child Care Center. These initial excitement may turn into an articles wilt deal with parent- exasperation "Now what." ing topics or activities about A unique new program designed parenting. to provide information and support to first-timeparents is underwayat by Marilyn Noreen The birth of a couple's first child usuallyis a time of joy and celebration. But once the baby is home for a few weeks or months, some of the freshnessand elation may wear oil. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint leaves • Storlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stors • Jelly Beans ··California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • StUdent Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Smoked Almonds whole ParksideChildCare Center. Parent to Parent is a program of support and information to assist first-time parents from the prenatal period to when the child is 1 to 1Va. It is designed for fathers as well as mothers, couples and single parents. The sessions begin in the later months of pregnancyto help the new parents become more effective and feel confident as a parent and a person. Using a peer self-help approach of parentsteachingparents,the goal of the parent program is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The group will meet at Tallent Hall and will he led by experienced parents/volunteer facilitators - men and women who themselves are successfully raising their own children. Special emphasis is given Continned on page 28 , , ~• '" ....'" ... .. .. .. .. ,;." . . ~. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering CUf# riculum are more functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-I1, with lIZ powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-I1, because it's preprogrammed to perform complex calculations - like definite integrals, linear regression and hyperbolics - at the touch of a button. And it can also be programmed to do repetitive problems without re-entering the entire formula. Included is the Calculator Decision-Making Sourcebook. It makes the process of using the TI-55-1I even simpler, and shows you how to use all the power of the calculator. Get to the answers faster. Let a TI-55-I1 ";1 show you how. V TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. @1983 TOM Imlruments Strange sex in Iowa? IOWA CITY, Iowa (NOCR) ·It's everything you wouldn't want in a student group, "Bestiality At College" is the newest student organization at the University of Iowa. Its members sought-and received-recognition as s student organization, and seeked $3729 in student fee funding from the ur Student Senate, That money would fund a variety of "programmmg," including a newsletter, "News for Ewes," a rally, "Take Back the Bam," a support phone, "Beasttine," and a guest speaker, Marlin Perkins of television's Wild Kingdom. . If all this sounds a little unreal, it is. Bestiality at College members are actually trying to make a point about student fee allocations. A least one of its members also belongs to Students for Traditional . American Freedoms (STAF), a conservative student group that is appealing a Student Senate decision not to fund its newspaper. BAC'spresident has admitted not knowing a single bestialtst. And other members say they don't like the waythe Senate allocates student money. A Senate spokesman said BAC received recognition "because that isn't hard to get," but probahly won't get any funding, since it isn't offering any "viable programming" and hasn't identified a need for its services. Ranger followed up on the matter. "They didn't get a nickel," laughedone member of.the Senate. Men'& Women's Bowling Club & Varsity Team Meeting Fri., Sept. 16 1 p.m, Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED THE FAC.E RANG- A BE.LL, BUT I COULDN'r PLACE IT UNTIL SGT. STRIPES rOUND THE MAN'S WALLET IN A DUMPSTER DOWN TI-lE ALLEY. RUFUS T. PORN APPLE. 1 KNOW THIS LQ5E.R'5 NAME.. IT SOUNDED LIKE A lYPlCAL MUGGING WHEN I FlRSf HEARD TilE fA(.TS-MIIN IN A SUIT& TIE KNifED IN AN ALLEYPOCK.ETS EMPTY. /~ . ':J' VARSITY TEAM "..~li~ ; .,.t .-..\... PARTICIPATES IN: f ,,' ~ • BIG 6 CONFERENCE ~!, • ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME , ..... LAS VEGAS INVITATIONAL I .ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ,'. UNIONS - INTERNATIONAL ( ','. REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ~'~ ~ • AREA INVITATIONAL I ;r.-, TOURNAMENTS I~.~ ~~;.~.. r' , _h. " , FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER . IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 '. '. . . Other Fri - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. - ..... "'-lIoIIJ--- Mixed Couple - Every T . 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person , 4 Person eams- •• '), < . .' Begin Oct 2 - 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. - Mixed Couple. - Sundays - 8 Weeks :.- $2.50/Person 4 Person Teams - . B in Oct 1 - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. - ParentcChlld - Sat. - e1g~Weeks _ ·$1.25/Person . 4 Person Teams - . .' . h' & End of Year Pizza Party 'League Fee Includes .Trap le~ THE REC CENTER OR .: SlGN UP F~RJ::SG~J: :ORE INFORMATION ••.•;. J"." ••• C~L,L, ~ . FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER 80T 00j1 IT!'lUIW • ~t+E" FUl~D $IIOI.J 'It.Jl) Tl1u: . WIN YOUR OWN PINBALL MACHINE CONTEST RUNS SEPT, 12-0CT. 15 HIGH SCORE TAKES THIS MACHINE HOME. ALL SCORES MUST BE VERIFIED BY REC CENTER ATTENDANT. t .~ a·BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union Rec Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon .. 4 p.m-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon Sept. 19 (incluces trophy lee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO. ENTRY LIMITED TO 11 PLAYERS 23 Thursday September 8. 1983 RANGER 1f!!H,_~'!t,:c!,!!urQ,ls begin . inVIted to participate In the falI in- Flag football may be co-ed. Play will take place tram oral program. Upcoming Soccer league from 4 to 6 p.m. events, results and registration Wednesday aftern T Thursday afternoons. It only deadlines will appear in each issue consist of six players (:~n~~liesea~ takes mne people to enter a.team in Raeqllttball of \be Ranger, so read to stay in- round robin tournament ~Il be)' the flag football Ieague. Th,lS was a A racquetball tournament will be formed on your exercise opportuni- up' with the team which t p~t successful event in last year s ~allm- arranged for players in both a beginties! . is from 3:30 to 6 p.m en er. y tramurals. The only change IS \bat Ding and open division. Play is de- . teams do not have to be co-ed, but termined by you-simply reserve a Classified ads HELP WANTED Earn $500 or more each school year. Flexible hours. Munthly payment for placing posters on campus. Bonus based on results. Prizes awarded as well. 800-526-0883. College rep wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE. 1745 W., Glendale Ave., Phoenix. AZ 85021. Enthusiastic campus rep to sell ski/beach trips. Earn FREE TRIPS and commissions. SUN & SKI ADVENTURES: 1-800-621-4031. RANGER is currently-and always will be--accepting staff members. Stop by RANGER office, WLLC D139. next to the Coffee Shoppe. Ranger's general membership meeting on Friday. Sept. 9, I pm. New Members welcome! PERSONALS LLA: Pretty damn good, wouldn't you say?! PO: ISLYE. KM The 5th Annual Chrissie Hammelev Memorial Birthday Extravaganza is coming ~ Ranger staff: Welcome back. I krow if II be a good one. Jennie Brenda: When will we get our new mascot? Ken: Thanks for helping me get through number 1. I didn't know if I could "bear" it. Jennie Resume writing workshops Wednesday. Sept. 14 and Monday, Oct. 3, WLLC 0174-1-2 p.m. Barking ducks make better philosophers (not to mention lovers!!) M.M. = WANTED: Students interested in becoming active in Parkside Student Government. Come to WWLC' 0139'. Sbow us your current Parkside ID or Alumni card and the first beer is on us!! Carl's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. Gay/Lesbian Union of Racine- /Kenosba meeting 1st Tuesday each IDOnth.412 9th SI.. Racine. 7 p.m, WELCOME BACK - P D. EVERYBODY AT PARKSIDE LOVES YOU! . M. Scoon-I Love you. C. Scoon. WEbCOME BACK to Parkside, Cindy...and Paula get your work done from tat semester before you start anything new. Love Brenda and Child. J'hanks Catherme, Jennie, Jobn and everybVOOyWho helped m ;ake this issue great. Yuur dedication is much appreaated. Ken = ,., OpeD swim Please see the building cal ndar (or open swim hours. court time that is convement for you and your opponent. Entry forms and informauon'" about each teague is available m the Physical Education Office from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. or dunng bUlldmg hours outside the P.E. Issue Room. ,I»-~ thing about Miller time is that it doesn't end just qbecause summer does. WELCOME SAC TO PARKSIDE Miner High Life, Miller Lite on tap at the Union Square. • RANGER WIIMI' St Alt. RON! THEY lOU> ME YOU WERE IN HERE \\tlRKlNG ON A W/JNTO CLOSE THE "GENDER GAP!" e --- 00 ~oWTO piCK UP G Letter to the Editor Students: Get involved! ge?" The faculty, the adminiolllllion, the staff, and us, the students. It's people helpifllr people, caring about· people that makes Parkside ...... It's people getting involved in intramural sports, Parkside Student Government, the "Ranger" or any one of the various clubs or committees. It's students getting involved that ultimately make the "Parkside. Difference." So, join a club or organization and get involved. Take pride and have spirit and make your stay at Parkside a memorable and rewarding learning .experience. To the edilor; The beginning of school is once again upon us. Some of us are old pros. others are apprentices at the ways of college life. Whether we are a Freshman Sophomore or a JumorSemor, it doesn't really matter for we are aU here for the same reason - To Learn. Learning however is not just going to class, doing homework and taking exams. It's getting involved in canoes activities, meeting new people and doing new thing> Parkside as you may not be well aware is a highly regarded school within the UW system and is also noted nationwide for several of its major areas of study. ParkSide is a school you can be proud of. It's not just an average higher educational institution just because it's close to horne. So what makes Parkside "above averaBennett James Schliesman PSGA Member P.S. The above letter reflects my views and not necessarily those of the PSGA. Letters to the Editor are always welcome not be printed. Ranger will publish as many letters as space permits, but reserves the right to refuse letters wilh libelous content. Ranger also reserves the right to edil or refuse lengthy letters. If you have any questions concerning Letters, contact Ken Meyer, Editor, at lhe Ranger office (WLLC Dl39, phone 553-2287). Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. know about it! Let your voice be heard! All you have to do is follow these simple guidelines: • keep your letters under 350 words • type them double-spaced on standard size typing paper • SIGN !be letter and include your phone number for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Any letter without a signature and phone number will Do you have something you want everybody 10 know? Or something everybody should know? If you do, wnle a letter to Ranger. Ranger wants to inspire opeo disCUSSIon about every topic, and what better way is there for the readers to have their say? Whether it's about • group that you think deserves praise or criticism. somethmg you feel is fair or unfair, something you read io Ranger that you agree or disagree with-let us . STAFF --hnget ;. w,~" Oftd ediW by stvden/s 01 UW-I'orbide o..a "'-y 0'" .ole-ly f@'P"n';' We fw It. ~ poI;<y olld ~O,,""l. I'ubliPood _ry Thu.. do, d",Hog the ()(od.<rN< ,.";01 oe....... bt.ob lMd "-Woy.. 1t0<'lp< • ~ loy- ". ~ ) __ 1 r-.. All ~Of"''fl'OI>d-e .~ be oe/d",lIHd 10: I'o,bide lIlo"i""r, U""'ertity 0' Wiscon.in· I'orbidot. 10)1No. 2000, "_u.o.. Wi<. 531.1. Lortoe<. to H. N"lo, will be occ.pI«J " type .. ".,..., ~~ on "one/Old .. zoo popH. l.-. "'-U be Joe .. Iloon 350 worel. oM ......, be ......, .. ,tf, 0 ~h""", ""mbe, _6UCI«I Jor -me..".",pIol'pCJa$. No will b. wi1~ 10, ....IOl:l '_lIOn$. ~ lor,.....,..;. T.-odor 10 fa" "...Wirol ..... rlow.,. ItO"Sl"'f It.@' ..... ,M .. to _~"..,.,.. ~ ..... ond d.1o.o,~, _. Corby Anderson. Jeanae BuenkerPhillips, Margaret Butt.us, Patricia Cumboe, Pally IJeLuisa. Mary Kaddatt, Bob KJeshBc, Ilidr: Ludlr, Zio.d Musailif, Kareot Norwood, Diclt 0bertJruner, Masood SbaIiq, Bill ~, Nick Thome, Kar<a 1'raDdel RANGER' 4hr rmlH'rll83 Share-A-Ride program to aid students Three-year-old evening bffa bus service discontinued I iJl order 10 traasportiIICloOlld <lIfIIpIS. 0Ild 10 liD of ....",. ......... from boiaC mlHsod. --. TIw I..... ""'"""" arrmJ Ed de- ~ _ MId ltifpbooe 1IIIIf1. bon .......ld be apda~ ~Iely iI Ed when dIaaIes 0«Ur Fomu IUJ emly be .- from l!Ie log, boc* bJ Ille porIJclpIDt TIw fomu wIU be r_ one,aT aller aptIon, COIIhnU1lll particIpants must Illee reapply lJ\Io' bas been a em lor I.....) •BeI,,", lbey In<d em. d iebuIIr. they _ a fancy. soplus' ed. ~ tern w1Ufh did nol rt lor u-, Tb<n they "-- . -- - pul in Uus system and it warted pretly well." OIle bundred UW·M students _ !be program during its flrst yar and !be number of participants tnpIed on lbe operation·s lour years. •ebuhr hopes that Parkside's Share-A·RJde program will be as ........ luJ as lbe one on Milwaukee. Partslde olflClaIs will not only be keepmg lradt 01 the number of partiClpants. bul ,,~ll also survey lbern belore the second semester 10 see how lbey evaluate lbe program and seek lbell opuuons on how the program can be unproved Profs place Prof 'Sl~ Paml placed a "jobs ted" ad m the Mictwet edition 01 !be Wall Slree\ Journal . US 31 boca tbej are uput at a free-Ie on salarie t1uoapoal !be UW em Tw Dly·rune prof rombined In pay !be 150 36 cbasie for the I by 2·mcb ad lbat tated under l!Ie beadine 'Prof....,..", ' !any prof nali on l!Ie llC3derruc d1sci· pli are ..... 1able for an honest t wuversJties WIth commit· ment to qualil)' higher edUC2tion. Contact department cblinnen at t: l} 01 WISCOnSincampuses:' COlI Anthony Earl's pay pacbge :iobs' ad pro\"ldes no raises during the 1983- 84 academic year. and a 3.84 per cent ll1Cfease durmg 1984-85. Enrollment projected Fall enrollment at the UW· Parltside is expeeled to top the 6.000 mark. according In UW·p estimates based on registrations In date. Last fall. lbe universlty's enrollmenl sland al 5.650 ineludlne 5.491 undergraduates and 359 graduale sludents. Use this handyform: FREE ClASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED POLICY pre r 01. 91 by DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: An regIStered UW·p student IS qualified to IOsert a clasS 'ed ne ad 10 the Ranger al no cosllf under or equivalent to 0 words (Phone numbers equal 1 word) f catIOn Name $.$.No. ______________ R a n g e r WLLC 0-139 Eveninc bus service 10 both Kenosha and Racine, which started after the 1980 spring break. bas been discontinued for the lack of cost efficiency and too few riders. The average weekly ridership ~or Iasl year's lour-day-a-week service was 75 users. meaning that 19 people per day used the evening buses. The $1 per ride charge accounted for roughly 20 percent of the total operating costs. During the spnng 1982 semester. 926 riders brought about a $4745 deficit out of the total cost of $5722; in the fall of 1983. 1280 riders cut the $6256 tolal cost into a $4976 loss. The deficits were assumed by the Parking Fund. which consists of revenue generated by parking permits and tickets. Unlike the cities' daily buses. the evening bus service was more like a charter service. so receiving slate or federal subsidies was impossible. The only way the evening service could have become cost efficient would have been to raise the ticket price to $5 or $6. which would have sizeable cut down on ridership. projects receive grants Two More lhan $40(000 in grants supporting two research projects at UW-Parkside was accepled by the UW System Board of Regents. An award of $19.764 has been given to Parkside to support continuing research into the potential health effects of overhead power transmission lines. The research is being conducted by a team of scientists headed by Prof. Ross Gundersen, a member of UW-Parkside's Biomedical Research Institute, and is funded through Health Research. Inc. of Albany, N.Y., which is managing research grants for tbe New York Slate Department of Public Heallh. Utibly companies in New York have proposed construction of overhead power transmission lines capable of carrying 765.000 volts. Gunderson, together with life science professor Eugene Goodman and physics professor Ben Greenebaum, is studying the possible impact that electromagnetic fields comparable to tbose released by the higb-voltage lines have on calcium movement in nerve cells, research which could be important in determining the potential effects of the power lines on humans and animals. The most powerful transmission lines in Wisconsin are capable of carrying 345.000 volts. The lotal grant for the lhree-year research project-currentty in its second year-is $159,757 which includes Friday's award. The Wisconsin Departme..nt of Public Instruction (DP!) awarded Parkside $22,188 for a research project being conducted by Judith Cuskin. an adjunct associate professor of anthropology. . Guskin is producing a 3Q-minute ~Ideo tape program on the education of Hrnong teenagers in public schools in Madison and Sheboygan. Tbe Hmong (pronounced Mungl are an ethmc minority hill trihe in Laos that has a distinctive language and cullure. Thousands of Hmone and Laotian people fled their home;- land during the Viet Nam war and related conflicts involving Laos, and thousands more remain in refugee camps in Thailand, Guskin said. An estimated 1,817 Hmong and Laotian students are enrolled in Wisconsin public schools. Approximately 7,000 Hmong and Laotian refugees have settled in Wisconsin. Gusk.in's video production, a cooperative project between UWParkside. UW-Milwaukee and tbe DPI. is being filmed al West High Scbool in Madison and South High School in Sheboygan and examines educational programs those schools have developed for Hmong students. The production will be dislribut· ed nationwide to school districts which are developing educational programs for Hmong and other southeast Asian students, Guskin said. Gusltin is working on a related project that involves a video tape program focusing on Hmong elementary school students in St. Paul. Minn., where more than 10.· 000 Hmong refugees have seWed. First class skippers get dropped A new· rule at 'Northwestern Uni· versity will allow professors to drop students who don't attend the first me'eting of a class. The rule will let professors know more qUickly hbw many students can be added. wanted Students who are interested in student teaching during Ihe spring 1984 semester must submit their applications for the Education Division office. Greenquisl 210. by Seplember 15. RANGER 6 Thu y s.pldllwr I. Ita "The Career Resource Cenler is helpfuJ lor students who are interested in choosing a major of a specWc career. or il can help them find a way to package and markel their skills:' Goodyear S31d. Another 01 Goodyear's inlerests lie 10 expenmental learning, which includes part-time jobs, internships, volunteer work and activities, and she hopes to include this in her om .. co. "I encourage students to get experience and learn other th~n~s...~~ adds 10 the skills they are hwldlOg, she said. Goodyear. who comes here fr0f!! Emory University in Atlanta, GA, IS very pleased with her new position. "It's fun being new. people have been wonderful by helping me make my transition and welcoming me to '" ~~:.; "'lrtsIole's .... I'l PbmncntDt busy planDinc ana hor _ all I'lal:<melll mpoMftt of 1M am· bilJly, f Is Winkin first Fulbright prof ate students at Parkside are used to being checked at regular intervals. In Belgium, there are no exams except an oral examination at the end of the year." Winkin commented that he "lectures rather freely" and that he will have "to figure out a way to check them (students) regularly." He hopes his students will let him know if lbey don't understand his French accent or if they don't like the way he lectures. Since Wink.in is a Senior Research Assistant at the University of Liege and only teaches three hours a week, he has had the opportunity to do much research in the field of communicatio~. In addition to his articles and reviews, Winkin has edited two hooks and is currently writ· ing his lbird. The hook he is currently working on 15 about the American sociologist, Erving Gollman. "I have to put his work in context for a french audience -in his intellectual context," Winkin said. \stration as you often do in Belgium." He added that he wanted to stay in the Uniled Stales for a few months to do research, hut that he also wanted to teach. Yves continued to explain his <li. lemoa hy talking of his friend and fellow classmate. Winken was a fellow classmate of Communication Professor Wendy Leeds-Hurowitz al the University of Pennsylvania. Hurowitz wanted to help Winkin return to the Uniled States and men .. tioned her desire to her colleague, Professor Lee Thayer, who suggested starting an international Ful· hright program at Parkside. Aller a lot of paper work, Winkin was appointed as a visiting Fulhrighl pm' fessor in the Humanities Division. Winkin will he teaching Interpersonal Communication and Communication in Every Day Life this fall. "Allbough my universily in Belgium is also an undergraduate university," he is not expecting the same type of undergraduate work here. "I have been --:arned lbal undergradu· by Jeaaee Buenker-Phillips Parkside will he hosting their first Fulbright Prolessor this fall - Belgian scholar of Communication, Yves Winkin. Winkin received his master's degree from lbe University of Pennsylvania Anneberg School of Communication, then went on to receive his doctoral degree from lbe Uni· versity of Liege in Belgium where he researches and teaches specializing In interpersonal, non-verbal, and intercultural communication. Winkin stated that lbere were, "two or three reasons," that made hun decide to hold a Fulhright appolOtrnent al Parks.de. Simply stat· ed. lbey were, "a mixture of per. sonal links and my desire to work in lbe U.S." He is currently doing research 10 Belgium lbat forces him to return to lbe United Stales ollen. 1I'1nkin likes lbe United States because they have "good libraries and ef(icient universities. You don·t feel as lbough you have 10 fighl admin· JO-ANN GOOO't'UR W tMm vanous teduuques and sIlow tMm boW to fa<mtale these MIlls 10 conduct • suc:<essf ul job ............ Sbe 1M these are stand· ltd UJIIo whi<h sludents can call upon l/l lalt'r y..... 11 lbey change areen or want to return to srhool. The oll.... telpotlllbte for lbe R reo Center, whIch contlln m ny important matersals such career exploratloo matemols. ,radu Ie and prolessienal ocbool .nfonnatJon, company lueratun! and Uldexes to employ """"-.. -.....-- ----"- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday . .. ., #" ~ ... ~. - • ~. _ ':"'-'..1il~ ""...'3I~~.~~.,'!::~~,~.~~,'"'",'.'.7: r;.'" RANGER • Thur pI mb..,.. 1983 • Convocatlon Continued from page 3 vising than most," Guskin said, in part because UW-P's many "first generation" college students have not bad the benefit of "dinner table discussion" of what college is all about. He added that the diverse student body "does not have an integrated Fall internships available rommuNly services, working with pI nmng ageneses. and assisting 10<81 rourt ageeoes Students can earn from three to six credits as IllI..". In the past few years, PSfP interlIS have worked for Congressman La put. the City of Kenosha, Ra- <me Jail A1temalI, es Program. Keoosba PolJce Department. Rac,ne Pouce ~I. Ractne County Publi< Dofenden OffICe, Kenosha DIStrict Attorney's OffIce, WiseonSID Department of Local Affain; and De\'elopment. Racine County Juvenile Court. Racine Clerk of Courts, Kenosha County Juvenile Court, and other public and private agencres. Persons interested in enrolling in the PSIP program can pick up applIcations forms in WLLC 344 (or pbone 553-20321. ; • t t. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:- 35. It rh re one thin I busme calculation t arnorritations [ nr rune alw I' needed, and balloon payments. rh I It. n ff rdable, bu i· The BA-35 mcan you n ort .nted lcularor. spend less time caleularing, Th T. I",rrurnenr and more time learn mg. One ·35, the rudenr Bu on kevsrroke take, the place 1lo,I I of many. It burlr-rn me , The calculator is just parr ~ Ilmul 1'1 "" perform of the package. You also get omr" 'J tin m e, a book that folloe, most ounnnu mJ t,lll n al busme course: the Business lun II ~ - the one, chat Analyst Guidebwk. Business "II re U"e a lot of time professors helped us wnre it, nJ a t. 10of teference books, to help you get the mlt out lIke pre""nr anJ furure value of caleulator and c1aosroom. II , II- '--"'n A powerful combination. Think business. Wilh the BA·35 Student "';1 Busine Analyst. V TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. perspective ..of the university. Too many students now define their academic experiences as completing a checklist of procedures and accumulating credits." The chancellor also reminded faculty that "there must be recognition (by them) that advising is not just dispensing of information, but rather an extension of teaching to facilitate student growth and development." Guskin said Hall universities face the critical challenge of integrating new students into the intellectual community of the university and in separating them in a sense from their past relationships" of friends who are not attending, family who may not be able to relate to the university, and from their former high school or work environment. "There are strong centrifugal forces pulling students away from the university community and the university tries to intervene ... by creating a series of centripetal forces to draw students into the intellectual center of the institution," Guskin said. What is needed, Gusktn said, is more faculty-student interaction "in informal settings which uniquely facilitates student growth and development and which is uniquely the faculty's to give." Guskin said too many freshmen and sophomores are "invisible students" to faculty, because most are undecided on a major and therefore don't have the "special kind of faculty advisement availa.tlLe to upperclass students who have settled into a major and established personal reIatronsbtps with their professors" through research projects, internships or activity in academic clubs which "involve considerable numbers of our juniors and seniors in the intellectual life of the university. " Guskin cited models at other universities as well as certain Parkside programs which involve facuIty and students in activities in which "the faculty member is respected but is also very much an accessible human being." The key to all such successful programs, Guskin maintained, "is the relationship between the faculty member and the student which occurs ... outside the classroom through advising and intellectual interaction that continues the teaching process." Would Parkside students respond to such efforts? "The fact thaLsome would not is far less important than the fact that we know (from upperclass student examples) that a good number would be interested," Guskin said. III do know that if we are serious about (our) responsibility ...all of us together must try harder and be more creative in our efforts to integrate our students into the intellectual life of the university, into the life of the mind. . "And 1 do know that increased involvement of faculty with students 15 the key to creating such an environment at UW-Parkside" Guskin concluded. ' . RANGER ____ .. p~Iffl1=~r~.:..:I:: II!!!I!I!II_ __ ~ ..",,;,;;,;;,;,;;;;,;;;,;, Fall brings 17 faculty, staff changes Bli. f\i Al m D\lC OlSTRAm'E SClECE 01\1510. ' Jud Ann \"dawn a marketing speciali$! who eemed her master', doer and her PhD lrom the UniI) 01 (0,," WIn join the busiand adnunistrall\f SCiencedn;- as an nt professor Her , h has included studies 01 bome-buyen, hospital uulizauoa. the fCOIIOIIlloe unpact 01 the arts. COIISUIIlft mornory and new product pardlasing pollems 01 consume". J SounderpandWl. who re- ,ed bis MBA and docloral delft bU!J~ admrm treuon from Kent t l'n"ers>ly will be prot I_lung busJmanac<menl He woned IX for Hindu tan AeronautJc Ltd befo,e b ,nn,nR gr duale no DI\"I 10.' 01 interest include elementary education and reading and study skills lor college students. Flippo's professional background includes positions as assistant professor at Georgia Stale University, a teaclung coordinator at the Georgia Department of Education. a reading consultant for Educational Testing Services lETS) and director of the Developmental Center at the URivers>1y 01 South Carolina. Joseph Larkin. a UW-Milwaukee PhD. win be a specialist in the Education Division. He has been a leeturer at UWM lor the past three yean. ENGINEERING SCIENCE DI\1SION Wdliam Slough. who earned a master's degree in computer and information science from San Jose Stale Uruversity and IS currently a PhD candidate in computer science al Washington State ljmversity, will jom Uw-Parssrde as an assistant prolessor 01 applied computer scienee lough's major area of interest include sotrware engineering. CJEl 'CE DIVISION Alexander Lichtman, who earned tbe PhD degree Irom . 10SC'0w State University, will join Uw-Parkstde as a professor of mathematics. A native or Russia, Lichtman has served as a senior leeturer at the lnslilule 01 Economics U1 Vladinur Russia, associate pnr fessor at Ben Gurian Umversity of the 'ege,' ID Beer Sheva. Israel. and assocIate professor at Pennsylvania tate Untversity. He comes 10 UWParkside from the University of Texas at Austin, where he was visitIng CbSOCiateprofessor. Thomas Foumelle, who will be an assistant professor of mathernatics, holds a master's degree from St. Louis University and a PhD from the University of Illinois. He comes to UW-Parkside from the University of Alabama where he was on the graduate lacully lor the past two years. He also has taught at Michigan State University. Richard Pong, who earned Ius PhD in physical chemistry Irom the Illinois Institute 01 Technology, win be a visiting assistant professor of chemistry. Pong has worked as a developmental scientist for Lever Bros., Ltd., New Jersey, where he directed research and development of a low temperature bleach, and as a senior research chemist for American Cyanamid Co., where he conducted consumer products research, including the development of inventions for aerosol devices. FINE ARTS AND HUMANITIES DIVISIONS Joining the Iine arts division as assistant professors in dramatic arts wiH be Judith Snider, who specializes in theatrical costume design and earned a master's degree at the University 01 Porlland (Oregon), and Skelly Warren, who earned a master's degree at Northwestern University and specializes in scenic design and lighting. Snider has been costume designer and has taught at Furman University and Eastern Kentucky University. Her experience in costuming encompasses Broadway productions including being a draper lor the siamese cats in the hit Broadway Muscial, "Cats." Warren, who has taught at Christopher Newport College since 1979, has done lighting and scenic design for civic and university theater and dance companies throughout the United Slates, including three Milwaukee Florentine Opera productions. Pamela Rae Pierce, who has been an instructor at the University of Mmnesota-Morris since 1980, will be an English leclurer in the humanities division. Archives receives local resources Several new resources for genealogists and local historians have been acquired by the Parkside Archives and Area Research Center (ARC). Nicholas C. Burckel, associate di· rector of the UW Parkside LibraryLearning Center which houses the archives. said the ARC, which has a significant collection of census rna· terial, now has microfilm copies of the complete federal census of Wisconsin from 1850 to 1880. Burckel said local residents now can get the census information from THE FOOD CO-OP presents: rcO~m=n=i=F~u~to~n~s - I Futons allow your body it's freedom! Hand made of IOO'\', American-grown cotton so they're cool in summer, warm in winter. Lay flat for a supremely comfortable bed or fold into a contemporary sofa. CO.\I£ 1:'>1TODAY Ao'\'D "TEST SIT" OUR HILL LINE OF 0.\1:"1 H TONS AND ACCESSORIES. o \T HE 340 Main St., Racine OPEN: MON.-FRI. 10-6:30, SAT. 10-5:30 those years almost immediately, whereas it once took up to three weeks to obtain the material from the Slate Historical Society in Madison. The ARC currently is seeking volunteers to help index the 1880 census. Interested persons should call 553-2411 or visit the ARC, which is located in the basement of the Library-Learning Center and is open to the puhlic Irom 7 :45 a.m. to 4 :30 p.m. Monday through Friday. The ARC also has acquired the death records of Racine and Kenosha counties from 1852 to 1907 and a microfiche index to death records throughout the state for the 19th century. Burckel said, nowever, that re-- cord-keeping during that period was sometimes incomplete. He said birth and marriage records of the two counties for those years also might be obtaLled by the ARC from Mormon dl'.:rch representatives who are in Wisconsin filming records for the Genealogical Society 01 Ut3h. Burch! said many lccal residents can trac ....their ancestries in the area to a period prior to Wisconsin's 1848 slatehood. For those residents the ARC has acquired microfilm copies from the National Archives of the porlion of the 1820 and 1830 Michigan censuses that included what today is Wisconsin. The ARC also has acquired the 1910 fed~ral census of Wisconsin, but using that census is difficult because names are listed in accordance with political units-counties townships, cities and wards, Burck: el said. "While it is more time-consuming to conduct research using the 1910 census, it is possible with a little diligence to locate needed information by r~lying on other resources at the A.RC such as early ward maps, city directories and lax rolls." Burckel said. RANGER lem ..... 8 1M3 ,. uw-P War garners staff Gen Con b) Karen 'oNood 'rhej' are the toilers, the behindthe-scene workers. the back-bone of the enure Ceo Con convention. Without them. the entire show would eertamly come to a screechInR hall They are the Parks Ide Assoctaucn of \\argamers (PAW). Wh\' do thev vonlunteer to help H~'Jr alter year for Gen Con? The answers range from practical rworkers earn gift eeruhcates after work109 a rertam number of hours) to masochtsuc l"lt's Iun!"]. The facts. however reamm Year after year these people average up to 18 hours per day setung up and taking down tables and chairs, finding lost people and belongings. and actmg as tralhc cops and mtormauon booths, Who these people are, and why some of them subject themselves to four or more days of overwork. no sleep and excess caffeine is a rnystery to everyone. Everyone that is, except fellow workers. Rick Gorton, head 01 Parkstde's volunteer e!lort, seemed very pleased with uus 'fear's convention. "It \\'"35 very Quiet this year," remarked Gorton. Reasons for this year's smooth eonvenuon were varied. Acrorrhng to Gorton, possi ble reasons included that conventioners were better behaved or there were fewer people this year, or they're less irate because the judges have been showing up." (Some game judges in the past became too involved In their personal gaming and forgot about the games that they were supposed to be judging.) Gorton estimated that there were between 40-50 people (including members of PAW. their friends and relatives) who volunteered to help during the convention. Of these. there were a handful of diehard individuals who stayed on campus the entire stretch of the convention, snatching a few hours of sleep whenever they could. PAW has traditionally had a bad reputation with other student organizations on campus" To some students, visual i~es of crazed medieval idiots spring to mind when a "wargamer" is mentioned. The Wargamers are a little puzzled as to how this image got started. Some blame the bad publicity on a lew scattered people across the nation who claim that wargaming is a form of demon worship. The PAW members feel that they are. on the whole, normally adjusted fun-loving college students with at least two common traits. One, they enjoy their games, and two, they truly dislike the idea 01 war. Some feel that they've learned to dislike war even more now that they can conceptualize the horrors and death of war a little more realisticaly. The PAW is in lact trying to change their image, but that is a slow and somewhat painful process. _ Said one PAW member, "Hell, we're not weird ...The weirdest guy n the whole dud is him," gesturing to a bearded comrade, "and aU he does is prove mathematical proofs for fun!" Continued from page 11 graphics for garners. "I lind Gen Con the best lor us," she said, '" don't know why," In addition there were fantasy art contests, seminars in all aspects of game playing, miniatures contests, computer games and entertainment. Although there were some complaints about the convention getting too big, too commercial and the games too unrealistic, in general most people were satisfied with the convention. John Gould of Chicago said, "I think it's great that a huge amount of people can get together and play games," RANGE~ A sampling of Gen Con games told the State Police. Car Wars action in miniature. 9 hours. Zula Encounter Ever wonder what it would take to stand up against a really BIG horde of Zulus? 3 hours. Gen Con participants had over 300games to choose from durl~g the four-day convention. Here 15 just a sampling of them along with the program's descnptions and time length of the games: Boardgames Gamma World Battle as either the mutants or the Knights of Genetic Purity as each tries to destroy the other in a battle among the ruins of the strange area known only as the U of Parkside. 8 hours. # Role Playing Gen Con art by Paul Berge Battle Among the Races Players battle each other for control of the most planets in the galaxy. 12'h hours. Wizard's Quest , .. A fantasy boardgame depicting the struggle for rule of the mythical island of Mamon. Fight off dragons, ores and wizards in addition to your adversaries. 4 hours. Gen Con photos by Mike Kailas Operation: Parkside Two teams of agents will be competing against each other. One group is KGB and the other is CIA. Mission briefs will be given at the room. 5 hours Risk Players manipulate countries and legions in an attempt to conquer other countries and eventually the world. 4 hours. ..-. ... ,., ....,. CfMW ..." ac.oe PARK ID UNION r;===========u The Artifact of Luna Augusta . Using only speed, skill and cunning, a SWAT team (eight monks) battle the forces of Chaos. 4 hours Jernat Tall Girl 308 6th Street Racine. WI 53403 (414) 632-2050 .- Lake Geneva Death Race The second annual race to the death in the streets of downtown Lake Geneva. 4 hours, Miniatures Tall and sophisticated for the college girl, suits, slacks. Jeans, sweaters, dresses and sportswear! 25% off to all college students. We will make your clothes flattering to you and your personality. Rush Through Time A lighthearted game hased on lyrics hy the rock group Rush. 10 hours Legionnaires' Disease, Superheroes race against time to find a cure to the plague which threatens to slay them all! Players will take the roles of character's from DC's famous Legion of Super. heroes. 4 hours. OUTDOOR R NTAL CENTER • 2 MAN TE TS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HU TING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • CO PASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CA P STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING ETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon, 1 pm.5 pm Thur. 4 Pm-I pm Fro, 1 pm" pm Retirement Village A peaceful village of retired. over-the-hill adventurers is attacked by the local roving band of assorted nasties. Will their sons and daughOffer good through ters rescue them in time? 3 hours. Sept. 24, 1983. First Annual Death Rally Two teams of five 'face illegally on Wisconsin's new Delta Highway. for a $1 million purse; but someone Eye in Your Pie Ever had your food look back at you? If not. it's high time for some gourmet gruel! 6 hours. The Parkside Union . ...'.. .~.'.' ... , -- :: . "'.-";. ... , .~~-- - "Serving Campus and Community" • co MUTER LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR & GRILL • SWEET SHOPPE • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TRAVEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREE TV • TABLE GA ES • BOWLING • BILLIARDS • FOOSBALL • VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • HORSESHOES • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR PATIO • CINEMA"THEATER • INFO CENTER • TV LOUNGE • MEETING ROOMS • TICKET SALES • CHECK CASHING • POSTAL DROP • VENDING • SPORTS EQUIPMENT ADVANC. It IlVATION N C. AllY CALL: 553.2408 - .' ~ , ••• ~ ... I .... ,; ...., RANGER .So It Goes PSGA: Falling like {lies while summer sears on For those of you new here, PSGA stands for Parkside Student Government Association. Now that may seem obvioUs enough but it seems " lot of people think it stands for Popeba Student Government. Ican see how this would be an easy mistake to make. And you are forgiven if, indeed, you made it. For it seems an awful lot of PSGA officers are making the very same mistake. Again, for the sake of those who do not know, Phil Pogreba, (hereafter referred to as "Big Daddy" is the President of PSGA (hereafter referred to as the most useful invention since the electric spaghetti fork). Well, you ask, what has all this got to do with last swnmer? I'm glad you asked. You see, PSGA is suffering from what can be termed as identity crisis; if the situation doesn't change soon, it won't have one. Idenlity, that is. Since the end of the spring semester, and all through the summer, there has been a steady stream of PSGA senators resigning. When asked ahoutthe recent shortage of senators an inside source replied; "I'm not exactly sure how m'any (senators) are left, but it isn't a hell of a lot. "They just seem to be quitting faster than we can get people to replace them," he added. Speculation is rampant as the cause of these defections. One theory is that, like most good politicians, the senators simply jumped on the bandwagon started by Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips and Ingrid "Garanimal" Petrikat. A second theory is, however, gaining widespread sup· port It contends that the split in PSGA was caused by nothing more than a personality conflict between the president and the senate. On closer examination though, this theory fails as there can be no possible can: flict between the two parties as niether has any personality to begin with. ~ts on the remaining lifespan of PSGA are now bemg taken. See Jim Kreuser. 10 weddtnis My phiIaoophy 011wed- ~ IS qUlle ~. Marriage IS an InsbIUIJOCl Just Idte Soulbern C0lony. you have 10 be crazy 10 be comIllIlIod 10 .. Iher one. TIu.-. summer abo ~ "'" 10 boJI,e ndM1I, a oporl Ibad not parlonpah.'<i 1ft _~ my .... "'IIOre )'l'W ID hlllh S<hooI 11 ..,..... my .."1Jl\er - had left me more 01 a man than before.1 t I; pound> more of me than I rern",nber So I<lug Ihrough the arcluves 10 1m rage;md pull<d oul my failh· I"'~ Theb~_myreeduraI_ in lhe ..eld 01 drienslyt' cInv,.... b'" I w.u-J Ihl the rule> 01 lhe road ...... no p.......on UIf' lreel In simpIe terms bd es hayt' tbe ncht-<ll-way on" when lhere are no <an. tructs. mopeds or motorryt'le> anywllf're in siehl 11 ny molonzed velucle IS on lhe road. thO! have the nghl to make a lane change ,nto the lane you're ,n al the opot where you're al. ""Ibout ~ Then alter lhey complete their Lane than!l" II you donI gel lulled. !'OU the bIke ndt'f have the nghl 10 II your l,,,,nte phra .. or group of pIu'ase< al the person who jusl mISSod VI,U Ii ou have enough strength lell. !-ou ran ai,,! It) to calch the 01- fmdlng Hill leo and com'erse some Co__ oa ...... 17 Well, this is il. ThesWl of yet anoIber fun-ftlled semester'sworth of sIo& and &rind as once again PartsitIe gears up to try to solve the questions of the universe. But before Igel back to the real meal of the article, I'd jusllike to take the opportunity here to welcome all you freshmen types 10 the 01' campus. I assume you all had a reasonably decadenl summer. I know I did. For those of you who are (God lorbid) new here, this, \be object you now see before you, is the ~, Ihe newspaper that doesn't care about pine--tar or Chad, but goes after the real meal. Like, "Does God exist, and if so, will a 26-pack of Chicken McNuggets be enough for him?" And this is "So It Goes:' the hard hilling story of a Country boy's rise 10 lame and fortune in a world he never made. Sort of like Howard the Duck, really. In this column I attempt 10 satirize those I deem worthy of the honor. Just hang on as I go along. I think you'lI gel the idea. So much for introductions. *** It is indeed a fine feeling to be back at the good old UWP (pronounced. I believe, "Youwp"). On the olher hand, I'd rather pilot a South Korean 747 over Russia than go through Iasl summer again. I remember a time not too long ago when swnmers were fun. Bul not this year. Nope. I had to be a jerk and take summer (arghhhh) school. Dreadlul concept. Evil. Eigbt weeks worth of two--hour lessons is enough to drive any man insane. I suppose one brighl spol was this course in how-toscrew-up-your-mind, sorry, I mean Psychology. Taught by the bonorable Doc. Beach, I soon learned thai: I) The world is full 01 weirdos, and 2) I am one of Ibem. So if paran~ia is your "thing," General Psychology is a must. Take It at a theater near you, see it with somebody you love. *** And last, but hardly least, it's "urgenl plea from desperate editor" time. Yes, that time of the year when we seniors and juniors get down on our knees to beg all you freshmen who are even semi-literate to come on down to the Ranger office. Talk to us! We need writers, we need artists, we need photographers. Hell, we even need people to sell advertising (and best of all ... you get money for thaI') And we don't even bite. *** Quite a bit has been going on here this last summer. The RaDger bas taken on a new look as well as new staff. And, somewhere along the line, Ken Meyer (who 15 a good and decent man) made me Feature Editor. *** Another developmenl on campus took place within the sacred walls 01 PSGA. JoluL-oo ..itLL-~ "Press On" Saturday, Sept. 10 7:30pm BRADFORD HIGH SCHOOL AUD1TORlUM ttr -NO ADMISSIONCHARGE- = ffSpot;.."f~'9ht1J.,,,,1.,Co~",,~ ..ttl... • • •• t •• I' ..... I , • I Iry..,~ • RANGER econd annual Foreign film series gIVen the option of selecting the Thursday, Saturday or Sunday screening. Season tickets are $15 for students and seruor ouzens. $17 for others-only about $1 per trlm Three free guest passes are included in the season package. Discounts are available for groups of 20 or more people and Master Charge is available. Sioce last year's senes was sold out before the first sbowtng. early orders are encouraged. Additional tkitet infonnation is available from the _ UnioG Infonnation Center al 553-2345. 1be complete schedule for the series is: "Our lIlsp<Ctor" (Sopl. ZZ, 24, %5) "Mosco .. Does Not _ ve in Tears" (Ocl. 6, 8, 9) "yw SodaetlOD 01 Mimi" (Oel. 20, 22, 23) "By. By. Brazil" (Nnv, 3, 5, 6) "Th. Tree 01 WoodeD Oogs" (No v. 17, 19, 20. "AlJe&ro '.. Troppo" (Dee. I, 3, 4) "PepperJlUl Sodo" (Dee. 15, 17, 18. "Vojimbo" (JaD. 5, 7, 8) "yw 8011 Is Full" (JIB. 19, 21, %2) "wu.-" W.b. !. 4, 5) "PUol.·' IFeb. 9, 11, 12) "Do). aDd 'lghlS iD Ih. Forest" (Mar. I, 3, 4) "Ali' t'ear £lIS lb. Soul" (Mar. 22, 24, 25) "Two EnglIsh GIrls" (Apr. 5, 7, 8) "Cries ..... \\'hispe,," (Apr. 26, ZS, %9) "My U.. 1e AnlOine" (Moy 3, 5, 6) tlona Ialmed foreign tea- ~~::: the work of disunguished dir in Ttuffaul Ingmar Il<rgman and uIed for the :083-&1 n at -~.- 207 6th St. 552-9673 .. ,. ....... 1-5. Fri.... Back To School Special 20% OFF .- II ALL FALL Q~ ERCHANDISE ~- ...... o..igner: Pants, Sweaters, Blazers, Skirts, Suits, Ore. es, Oxford Blouses, etc. .. e-,. --- ,~. . - -- Psycho-Babble Ponti: The terrible truth _Iportslar 4120 7th Avenue, Kenosha 657-9724 "Welcome Back Students" • 5 Tap Beers - Including Beck's! • Delicious Homemade Sandwiches: HoI Beef. Ham & Cheese Italian Sausage! ' • Package Goods To Go! Where There's Always Something To Cheer About! by Rick Luebr Well, hello everyone. I'd like 10 start out my firsl column by lelling you wbal I bope to accomplish. I will attempl to address some of the ills plaguing our socie ... W. interrupt this piece of, ub, journalism, 10 bring you the following news bulleting: "Ponti", the vintage singing Phil Tolkan Pontiac, bas gone on a rampage. '!be fint victim was Phil Tolkan himself. In front 01 the entire sWf, who were gathered to rehearse their out-of-rhythm swaying for a new television commercial, "Ponti" suddenly broke off singing Ihe inane jingle, advanced on Tolkan, and, opening her bood, tore his Ibroat oul. In a matter of seconds, Pbil had disappeared totally inlo Ihe gaping maw. Like a shark smelling blood, "Ponti" went on a killing spree, devouring several of the sWf members, including Phil'. trusled rigblband-man, Tom Wei!, Before being Open Mon.·SIIt. 10 8.m. to Clo •• , Sun. 10 8.m. to 6 p.m. (Formerly C.... ••• entirely swallowed, witnesses say that Weil waved his right hand and his lips formed the words "Bye Mom", "Ponti" then broke through the doors of the aulo dealership to continue her blood lusl orgy elsewhere. The car was next seen at Mitchell Carpel. After breaking down the door and searching among the earpel rolls, "Ponli" found Crazy Konzel, "The Carpel King", huddled quivering in a comer. After a futile attempt 10 ward off the snapping hood' with his crown, . Konzel was bitlen almosl in half, the resulting blood totally ruining a roll of expensive Karastan carpel. As she headed for the door, "Ponti" spoiled Larry "The Legend" cowering inside a roll of carpet. He was devoured whole, leaving no trace except for an incredibly tacky toupee. There is an unconfirmed rumor that "Ponti" stopped briefly in Racine to join Harry Schmerter. the "Singing Ford Dealer". in a chorus of "In the Good Old SumertiJTie." "Ponti" was last seen heading south on 1-94 singing "Five eighl eigh\...lwo Ibree hundred ...Empire." We will bring you further details as they become available. We now return you to your regularly scheduled column ...are what I consider to be the most pressing problems of our world loday. Well, Ihat's all for now, but remember, laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone. Bye all. ******************* ~ FREE prrCHER OF BEVERAGE t· .... A $2.50 VAWE WJnI ~ ...... PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ .... FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER, VALID ~ ,. CARL'S PIZZA PLUS DINE IN ONLY ~ ...... IFOR~IF.RLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633-6307 .... LATHROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE COUPON EXPIRES 8/31/84 ~ ,.*****************~ Psycho-Babble £st the officials humor column of the 1984 O/vlmpic. Games. RANGER PAB opens year with entertainment at .. And II lhe ~Ia",Brothers. Abbott and Costello and the Three Stooges doni get ycu drooung. eonsider thai an sho ...... ,11 be presented tree. 'Those dates are' pi 13: T1le ~Iarx Brothe'" ... Arumal Crackers Sept. ZI: T1le 'I'hne Stooges ... Idiots Deluxe. DizlY Detecuves, A Plumbing f!Yf!r'/ We w,n Go. Violent IS The- tbe Word lor Curly. ~T , ' II .I ~ ... C 2' .... , .'f.l....... --., .......... , ce .. ,."' .. _-_u-......... ' ....-. ..._- -- MU~~~ LSAT Law School A6 ..1•• lon Test Review SectIon I: 2""'" September17-24 or SectIon II: 2 .....,., IIov..... 12-18 8 •• m.-S p.m. ,..:"5 Marquette University Campus For more information, contact: Marquette University DIVISion of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee. WI 53233 224-7465 Vou Nazy Spy. Sepl. t7: Abbon IUd CosteDo Meet Frankenstein, Meet the Mummy •••••••••• On the regular bill 01 fare. tonight IS the first or four showings of the recent hit 48 Hours. the movie that teamed Nick Notte as the tough street cop With Eddie Murphy. playIng the cocky convict released for .you guessed It -48 hours to help hunt down your average psychopathic killer Todays show begins at 3:31l p.m. and IS repeated Friday at I and 731l pm and 730 Sunday evening. :"iexl week's movie is tbat classic of modern French nee-realism. Pork) .......... On other tronts. the B & B band Det .. u'} hits L'nion Square tonight. ......•... Comedian-hypnotist Tom DeLu- (;I. who Newsweek magazine called one of the most requested (entertainers) on college campuses today" ..-,11 perform at 7.31l p.m. on Tuesday. Sept 13. In the Umon Dining Room TIckets for the event are available at the door and cost $1.50 for students and $250 for the general public DeLuca. who has performed at Parkside before. combines humor and hypnotism In a show that enlists the participation of volunteers in audience, DeLuca holds a bachelor's degree in psychology and communications from the University of hami and a master's degree from Sangamon State University in Illinois. Before entering the field of entertamment he worked for three years as a hypnotherapist treating psychosomatic disorders. DeLuca describes his show as "Iherapy--making people laugh. loosen up and have a grand time." •••••••••• Comedian/Cartoonist SIeve Gip. son will appear in Union Square on Wednesday. Sept. 14 at noon. Again. the performance is free . qhild care: Parenting ConliDued from page 19 to learning about community resources. The program is divided into two phases and will cover the perind starting at seven months of pregnancy to approximately 1'k years of the child's life. Included will be health. child development lamily management, personal grow: th and child guidance materials. At the beginning of each new phase, the first-time parents pick 10 out of 20 topics that they will want to dis- ~ __ ...•..••. I 1.0~ BOOK & MAP ~()%= = 0 SALE o~ = = Get 10%off. piUSan additional 10% student dis- II I count (bring '-d.Inow at Sotheby·s. Professors get I 15% off With thiS ad. Thru 9/18/83. I I • Street maps of Racine. Kenosha. Milwaukee I ChICago. NYC and 25 other cities. • I = . Wall mapsof Wisconsin. the U.S.. Canada. Mex- I 'co. S AmerIca. the World. the Solar System. I = . Photography books covering everything from safe I cherlllcal handling & contacting techniques to sell- I II Ing your photos. and film making. I • A selection of colorful art instruction books. II • 85 different literay classics. from Aesop to VoI- II talre. • • Useful books on pets (from BassetHounds to Tar- I I antulas), gardening (Veg. Gardens to Fern Re- I I produmon). Auto Mechanics (Repair Guides for I I most U.S. and foreIgn car;. some in Spanish) I I -G,lt Sets (Austen. Hardy. Greene. Steinbeck' ToI- • I klen. others). Gilt Certificates. at 10% off' our I = cost and unusual note cards (10% off). y I 1335 Main 5t./At. 32 ..,~'" Hours: I I 00 ..."10.... Racine .~ Mon.-sat. 10-5 I I BOOKSELLEff SOTHEBY • . . _ ... cuss during the following six months. Here is a sample of topics in each phase: - From the seveath mouth preg· nlUCY 10 3 monlhs old - The joys, unportance and reality of being a mother. Dealing with grandparents and other relatives. Finding money and space for the new baby. Finding a babysitter. Coping with crying. Caring for the child. - From 3 10 1Z months - Feeding the child. Dealing with illness and immunization. Helping the child develop a sense of trust. Teaching the baby and learning how to communicate with baby. Deciding how many parents should work. Planning for another baby. - From 1Z to 18 months - Deal· ing with the baby's growing search for independence. Incorporating the memories of parents' oW." childhoods into helping the family grow. Helping a child build a vocabulary. More sections on food, health. finance and parenting. Parenting is really a terrific reosponsibility: it's one of the most common things people lake on and the one they are least prepared for. Parent to Parent prepares a per.;on and makes them a happy parent. There's no magic formula, however. ~o "right" or "wrong" way of raisIng a child is Iaught. A prolessional advisory commit· tee, consisting of local physicians, health administrators, educators, lawyer.;, and parents will provide support services to the program. We are excited about this new group. Parent to Parent wiD be meeting for eighi sessions beginning Oct. 11th from 7-9 p.m. in Room 182, Tallent Hall. There is no lee. U you are i~terested in joining the g;roup or Just want more infonnation. call 553-2227 and ask for Mari· lyn Noreen ."~ ~~ Thomas. RANGER Basketball team successfully recruits g******************** (r THE MAIN AUTOBAHN * ". 1101 ~ Main Street * "" rc_"'_&H",_, ..... (r belne 632-0666 ~ (r PItchers of Glass of * (r Old Style. Wine or * (r Pabst Beer * : '1.50 '.50: ********************* $ rAN CAMERON Vm Rienardson of Calumet High School abo an Indiana Brooks was a North Indiana AuStar and will play point guard. He is a Rood passer and an excellent deren: ive player. said Johnson. He was Orlgmally ~omg to attend Texas Tech but decided to come to ParkEAICJURAnC side. Richardson ran play either point or off guard. He is a long-range shooter with a range of 22-25 feet. _ Two other men who were not recruited heavily but are enrolled at Parkside are Brian Mallory. from Waterbury. Conn .. and Eddie DAVE SERGEANT Roundtree, from Milwaukee Custer. Johnson said his only major recruiting disappointment was losing Racine Lutheran's talented 6-7 Tim Naegeli, who narrowed his choice to Parkside and Stevens Point before finally choosing the Pointers after weeks of deliberation and media speculation. Basketball Women added to team Four All-Conference freshmen and a juruor transfer from Kenosha have announced that they will attend L:W-Parkslde this fall, women's basketball coach Noreen Gofflll has announced. They are Cheryl Kelterhagen. 5-9 forvvard guard from Waterford high 'hoo! J - rca Smith. 5-.'3 forwardguard from :\IiIwaukee Custer. .lelLsa Osterman, 5-6 guard from Hartland Arrowhead. Debby Hansen. 6-0 forward center from Denmark lugh school. and Kathy Florim, 6-1 center from Kenosha St. Joseph who attended Milton College and Gateway Technical Institute. Ketterhagen was All-Southern Lakes Conference the last two years and All-Racine County as a senior, She was selected Jar the women's class B, C 1983 all-star game. She plans a business major, In addition to earning first team All-Braveland and All-Milwaukee Area Conference honors as seniors, Smith and Osterman were named to the Milwaukee Journal's All-Area second team as seniors and were. Sports Schedule Saturday, Sept. 10 Volleyball vs Alumni at 7 p.m. Women's tennis at Carthage at 9 am Soccer "S Bethel at 2 p.m. ,\len's eros -countrv at Oshkosh Open. 1\ am' Sunday. Sept. 11 Soccer "S St. Thomas at 1 p.m. TueSday, Sept. 13 Volleybali vs. U. of illinois-Chicago at 7 p.rn. Soccer vs. Trinity College at 3:30 p.m. Women's tennis at UW·Milwaukee at 3 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 15 Women's tennis at Marquette at 3 p.m. NOTICE I STUDENT JOB OPENING GRAPHIC ARTIST To work on the Parkside Union. Needed to design and produce flyers. posters. banners, newspaper ads, bUilding graphics etc. Hours fleXible Experienced preferred_ ' Apply: Union Office Rm 209. Bring examples of past work 'f possible. I chosen to play in the state women's class A all-star game this year, Smith led her conference in scoring as a junior, when she also earned all-conference honors. Smith, Osterman and Fiorini also plan Business majors, Hansen was All-Olympian Conference first team as a senior and twice led her Denmark team to the state tournament. She also was a staie finalist as a hurdler. She plans to major either in Medical Technology or Communciauons. Sports shots Continued from page "24 run trot, Billy signaled to catcher Rick Cerone to retrieve the bat. Cerone had to grab the bat from the Kansas City batboy. Then, while the umpires were in conference, Royals' pitcher Gaylord Perry snuck out to the home plate area and tried -to get the bat, but he was spotted just in time by the Yankees. The completion of the game on Aug. 18 was an anti-climax to the greatest degree. After New York pitcher George Frazier perfonned the appeal plays, he struck out Royals batter Hal McRae for the third out of the top of the ninth. 'Then Dan Quisenberry retired the Yankees 1-2-3-fora save, and "that game" was history. Finally, one of the...funnier occurrences of the summer was the adventure of one Arthur Lee Trotter, who claimed that he was Marv Fleming and Bill Russell. He said his step-parents told him he was Fleming, and earlier had told him he was Russell. Why would he argue with the? When asked about his lack of height, (the real Russell is 6-11; Trotter is 6-4), he said he had 10 inches of bone removed from his legs .~o. ~eequid fit into his Mercedes. And how was your' summer?? . '. I. I IU To ,""",,I lui year porforrnonce wdI u tJK, ~ p1a},1llC (0 1 tfntly ow It and ImprO\lDg from ma b 10 mat<h <ooch HODdenon po It. "because 01 our r«ord )nt and thu year's JdleduJe .• we WOl'" be ng up on ..".,.,. lhu )' The Rang ers ore IookJ 10 <OflUn to UDp""e tbelr no II .dn .... pa I regIon. I pl.) -o !1- \bey ha ve been slopped the tall two 1ft" In tJK, ..... flO' RANGER - \ l!lii2~~' '&,:G! Soccer Schedule All ~ r ~'-'~~~T2~ ~~~~OTA .. .Jil - SEPT. 7 Northern Illinois . SEPT. 7 Northern Illinois SEPT. 10 BETHEL SEPT. II ST. THOMAS SEPT. 13 TRINITY SEPT. 17 WESTERN MICHIGAN Sept. 25 Sangamon State Sept. 28 Wisconsin-Green Bay' OCT. I WISCONSIN-MADISON- (homecoming) MARQUETTE. Panther Invitational Tournament: Notre Dame ·V5. St. John's UW-Parkside vs, UW-Milwaukee Consolation Championship LAKE FOREST St. Scholastica Northland Northland PURDUE-CALUMET ILLINOIS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ISU-Evansville Tournament UW-Parkside vs. Oakland OCT. 30ISU-Evansville Tournament UW-Parkside vs. N. Kentucky Oakland vs. Indiana St. -Evnsv!. WHEATON Wisconsin-Platteville OCT. 5 OCt. 8 OCT. 12 OCt. 15 OCt. 16 Ocl. 16 OCT. 19 OCT. 22 OCt. 29 NOV. 2 Nov. 5 Sports shots In the good ol' summertime ... by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Well, it's the beginning of the semester, and you know wbat tbat means .. yup. it's time once again for Sports Shots, your weekly (hopefully> source of highly biased view on almost anything relating to sports. Wbether I'm abusing tbe Yankess. maJung predictions, or just commenting on recent occurrences, yeu can always count on Sports Sbots to liven up the Ranger, if not your day. So-sit back, relax and read on. • • • • • • • • Ab. the summer of 1983. The United States Football League ftnished its first season with an exciting cbampionship game (tbe Micblgan Panthers defeated the P!lJladelpbia Stars 24-22) and the promise of another year and four new learns. The Brewers sank 10 the depths 01 tJK, American League East on June 23, then began their rise back to the top They went 33-13 from June 23 until Aug 10. when they regamed the top spot. The hitting of Cecil Cooper and Ted Simmons was a major faclor "Coop" bad probably tJK, best month of his career, avengmg better than one RBI per game, and raising bis borne run lotaI to 24 He W1lS also player 01 the month for Jaly. Si-..s hasn'l heeD quite as spectacular, but is quietly baving his best season as a Brewer, balting around the .315 mark. Great pitching has also contributed to the Brewer cause. Moose Haas has been spectacular during the rise. He won eighl straight games during July and into August. Jim Slaton set a club record for victories by a reliever; Tim Candiotti is 3-0 since joining the Brewers from the minors; Chuck Porter bas gone 6-1 after an ()..4 start; and, of course, Peter 'Bigfoot' Ladd bas been tbe stopper out of the bullpen, witb 16 saves to his credit, most of them in the past few months. The Milwaukee Bucks were caught by surprise wben Dave Cowens asked to be released from bis contract That same day, reserve cenler Harvey Catchings signed an offer sheet wilb the Chicago Bulls. The Bucks later matched the otter, so Catchings will still be in Milwaukee. Now, I've come to the part of the column that I've been waiting for. As usual, the New York Yankess attract media attention like borse manure attracts flies. Most of the lime, attention is focused on the problems and negative aspects of the Yankee organization. This Summer bas been no dillerent Everybody knows about the Aug. 4 Dave Winfield/dead seagull incident. In early August, Billy Martin was snspended for two games be-- cause of an Incident in a July 31 game in Chicago, In tbat game, Marlin called. umpire Dale Ford a "stone liar." None of the above, however, can overshadow tbe July 24 game between the Yankees and the Kansas City Royals, the infamous (at least for tbe Yankees) 'pine tar' game. In tbat game, as you probably know, a borne run byGeorge Brett of the Royals was nullified when it was ruled tbat Brelt bad too mucb pine tar on the bat, erasing a 5-4 Royals lead and giving the Victory to the Yankees, 4-3. The decision of the umpires was later overruled by American League Presidenl Lee McPhail, .much to Ihe chagrin of Yankee owner George Sleinbrenner and the rest of the team. Tbe game was completed on August 18. Before tbe first pitch was thrown in the bottom. of the ninth inning, the Yankees appealed at both first and second bases, contending Brett missed the bases, to no avail. When Billy came out to speak to tbe umpires, tbe bead of lhe umpiring crew (which was a dif· Ierent crew than on July 24) presented Billy with a signed and notariZed affidavit stating that Brett had touched all tbe bases. The situation during the lime the umpires were ruling on July 24 was filled with intrigue worthy of a spy movie. While Brett was in his bome ••••• I I •• I I ••••• CODliDued OD page Z% --- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 1, September 8, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Samimi appeal denied Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document tThe End' by Kevin McKay Tbi. is the beginning of "The tJd" at Parkside. Classes con- <lid" Friday the 13th on an ........ s1yfitting date. Then after Iii more days of final ... mioatlon, intellectual con1<t!i0D5, midnight OIl burning, 1IJrl< terror, and untold misery 1beEod," Parkside's traditionai ¢ng "stress clinic" will get IxIe" way. . Withmime, magic, five bands 1M> Bach), a volleyball and soft- .n tournament, food at all hours ~ the day and night, liquid refreshments, more liquid ll!reshmenl>l,and a mini - bus lIIJttJe service to haul over - fUliedrevelers to safety, May 21' D will be a gala celebration all tIer the campus. spoosored by the P AB, "The !DI" starts at 10 a.m. Saturday fiIh a v<ileyball tournament and IlIIs late Sunday night at 3:30 LID. when either the last dng is .,.ed or the last celebrator ,,"wls out to the last bus home. Admissionwill be charged for ... Is scheduled after 5 p,m. in III! tent opening off the Union ~tio.The bands Wally Cleaver Illil.eoKane, The Booze Brother~ leYUe,and Java are scheduled to ,..rorm for those inclined to ... .. boogie. Chris Hammelev President of the PAB said' ~melhing new is there will be n~ t tickets sold at the door. We IIInywant to stress that." Also scheduled to he shown is III! film "Caddyshack" at 1 a.m. Ilh Saturday and Sunday nights. Salllniay Buck Stove and the laoge, a Milwaukee based lIifgrass band will start their I:ts oul>lide at noon. Marilyn Bugeohagen, Assistant Coorblllr of Student Activity said, "lie hope the people will bring . lood outside. We'll have sack and ga mes for the kids a Dieatmosphere." ' She added a family bowling ment is aJSo scheduled in lie Rec Center with ill ages tlgible to enter, three games for a lick. Prizes for the bowling will free games and a T-shirt. Also ~h.led in Salllrday afternoon's 10< Center agenda will be free . ,Ioosball, table tennis IO,centpopcorn and two for on~ pn"", onsoftdrinks, "plus a whole tweh mere." Faculty and staff will be • IS near donating their time f festivities which will incll~r the servrca until 1 a.m. in the t~ Square. Also free coffee will he served to those who need . ~::~f like a bunch of ale~ The volleyball tournament . open to a IS s many teams as want t ent~r by May 18 (details ar~ available In the Student Life offlees) but the softball games, a ~ou~ - robin tournament will be limited to four teams 'faculty staff, students, and a1~mni Th~ playoff game starts at 3 p.~. I~case of rain other alternatIves have been planned although Hammelev said "It' not going .to rain. I promi~." s The muu - bus shuttle will leave every hour starting at 11 p m alterna ting hetween Kenosba ~nd Racine following the standard ev~rung bus route. Bugenhagen sa~d ~e bus is free and "If you're drinking a lot it's best you ride rather than risk it." She added "Caddyshack" is scheduled for the 1 a.m. time sIot with the hopes people will take a breather before hitting the road. The stage inside the tent has been moved this year to the far west side to allow more room for more fun. The sponsors are hoping to get the entire campus community involved. "The End" T-shirts with a new logo are on sale in Union Square. J:lar:nrnelev said quantities are liI~llted at the "amazirgly low price cl $4." #it The End schedule is as follows: saturday 10 a.m. - Volleyball nament 11 a.m. - Food service starts & Buck Stove and the Range 1 p.m. - Softball tournament and bowling 5 p.m. - Doors to the tent open 6 p.m. - Wally Cleaver & Citizen Kane 11 p".m. - Mini.bus: dmttlo bl!glns 1 a.m. - Film "Caddyshack" & food service 3:30 a.m. - Last mini - bus leaves Sunday 5 p.m. - Tent opens 6 p.m. - Java and Brothers Rewe Aid Available·: 1983 1984 Work - SllIdY GSL (& PLUS) NDSL Pell (Self - help) SEOG SSIG TOTAL *Dollars are in millions. 5lI7 6,593 684 2,419 355 .-m 10,758 924 7,198 550 2,714 ,J'lIG was established in 1972 in e:r to provide states an in- "ntive to establish their own taot and scholarship programs. ~ this time all states have met challenge and offer very attractive scholarship and grant programs. Known under a variety of different names, these state programs awarded over 1 billion dollars last year. Thus, after 11 years, the incentive provided by 41' University of Wisconsin - Pal'kslde Vol. II . er Thursday, May 12, 1983 o. 30 by Catherine Chan .. Results 01 a recent survey taken by the University Committee . showed that the Parkside laculty is opposed to collective bargaining by a margin of 2 to 1. A collective bargaining bill ~ to be considered by the state legislalllre this year. Although the bill is under stroll! opposition by UW - Madison, Milwaukee, Green Bay and Parkside, it bas a. good chaneeof being passed and SIgoed by the Governor, according to James Shea, dIairman of the University Committee. Although the bill would permit faculty representatives to negotiate with state representatives over salaries and workmg cooditions, Shea said, the ov"':aD sentiment among Panslde faculty is that the bill would "do more harm than good." The collective bargaining bill Samimi appeal denied by Bob Kiesling News Editor Upholding a decision by the facu1t~ Personnel Review Committee, Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner denied an appeal for the contract renewal of IEH Professor Bezhad Samimi. Samimi was to have been granted tenure. ill the a ppeal proceedings the PRC voted 6 to 5 with one abstention, not to ~new Samimi's cootract. The Committee cited poor teaching evaluations and lack of research as the cause. tour- In ~e initial vote to renew, the commttteehad voted7to 3 against renewal, with one abstentim. 00 both occasions the Science Division Executive Committee recommended unanimously that Samimi be granted tenure. Rainer, in approving the PRC decisim, said it was based 00 poor teaching evaluations and lack of TeSearcn. Samimi was hired by Parkside io 1978to implement the school's IEH program. A tenured professor at the University of Samimi questioned the vIce Teheran, he was hired at the level chaocellor's decisiCll. He said, "1 of associate professor and would have become a victim of SCKT1e have received an appointment for mysterious slraleg)'," at the Booze tenure in five years, instead of the appeal hearing.. usual six. He later explained there Iihould . This year he was nominated for have been no problem approving Continued On Page FIve a teaching excellence award the SDEC's decisloo. IUIll ell at U Financial aid still available administration says by Edward Elmendorf plification will also dramatically the SSIG program has suc- financial mean; neeessa!)' to ha"e provide "'!;:.~~=~ 86'. now each of you has . reduce the administrative burden cessfully generated more dollars some choice in which institution to choice pre'" IIlll bly heard on the evening which institutions now face in than the Federal gov",:nment attend. pnvll ed ..... 'm.'! read in your local or administering the six Federal aid could possibily have boped. The problem with SEOG II that B<gun IIltv~rslty newspaper about programs. Reducill! this burden SEOG was designed to sup- it is not targeted to help tbooe oldest of ~.Ident Reagan's proposed will improve the institution's plement the Pe1I Grant. Ad- studenls who reaDy need fed"':al a DC Jll"lCl1I 'll~ to the Federal student ability to deliver student aid. ministered by the financial aids assistance. IT the proposed budget pa 25 y fi'aoclal assistance programs The DOE has asked Congress office on the campus, the program is accepted by the Congress, lhe ...... nment en ~o~ed by the Department of not to provide new funding for the was to provide students with the new Self -he1pGrant PI"lllram will C__ .... 0.. P. -catioo (DOE). State Student Incentive Grant ..Because over 1 billion dollars Program (SSIG), the Sup- P k #d f docli.mngInterest rates, the total portunity Grant Program beensaved as a result of plemental Educational Op- ar 51 e p~O5 oppose I I ~~~:'da~%t~:alis r::':~~~~~l'~~n t~~~:~~~~t :~a::e~~e~::;:~~~~tt~: fu~~:"t,~ g~'::e~~~k~~~ COIIect#1ve ba rga #1n#1ng ~~ins~x t;ro~~~~id~~~ ~~: '~:S~:d~er~~ G:;:I Uand~~~ _ D, me work _ study, and one loan volume and a higher loan .. ot. average for the Guaranteed The key principle hehind this Student Loan Program <GSLl. IIlllposalis that a simplified and The chart compares the total ~SOhdated student aid program amount of aid available to ".. benefit both the student and studenls through the Department ~ American taxpayer financing of Education under the 1983 and student aid programs. Sim- proposed 1984 budgets. Samimi has conductoo applied researcb In lIldustriai bygiene for area instituticcs, partiOllarly .C. Jobnson in Racine. He bas had seven papers published in "top journals" in the country, and cooducls peer review lor several of the publications. DR. B. S. SAMIMI provides a potential of eiCbt bargaining units: (J I the laculty at UW - Madison; f21 the academic staff at UW • Ma_; (3) tbe laculty at UW - Milwaukee, (4) the .... demic stall al UW - Milwaukee, (5' tbe faculty at the I;W - CeDI ... system, (6) the academic laff at the UW - ee..ter system, 171 tbe faculty at UW - Eau Qaire. Green Bay, LaCrosse, Oshkosb, Parkside. Platteville. River FaIIo. Stevens Pain~ Stout, SUporiOr aDd Whi..,..aler; (8) tbe academic staff at UW - Eau Claire, Greet Bay. LaCrosse. Oshkosb. Parkside, Platte>iIle. River Falls. Ste ..... Point, Stout. Super1ar and 'o\o'hitewaler. AceordinlI to Shea, the propooed eight bargaining umls IS LOIlikeI Faculty oppooill! the bill fear tha t if it is passed ~. ..-10 be forced into one genera Ibargaining a \1181 and \cae tbeIr role academIC deolal_ In addiUoo the probably by 10 111_ thin \IIlI '''arDde -.Jd be ao merwod tho t IndivIcUaI COIIICft1. and IDle wouldn't prn'8 sa 1d a 1 t " .... Id be In.._1ibh to praene Incal cboI It -.Jd he a ltalo of total au_ _ adcIed that a ...... 01 Ie -.Id mean lbat II to DO bIDe WGlId devOled to!he .... of ~arcll and t the tadlil,. losd at Pa de Id p-dJably 1......... 10 boun • I'm worried that II 1d '1f it llrilJ VCII:e to IIIIg,,1be f 'Ibel: preMIIIl the foculty al Rea«tb m..,!lJlC II 2 Thundllly, May 12, 1983 RANGER letter to the editor Response to NPSGA To the edit ... : Students, ha.., you )wan! 01 the .- Ioftisl group 011 campus called the P.5G.A, which \bey lJa)' undo f... the '01 Parbide Student Government Asooc:iatiClll~ Don't be mi informed readen, d... 't let these people try to fool you. What this program reaDy undo lor i$ The 'ational Puerto R1can .1Iy Gumball Association The main goel of this group is to provulo polo malJets, impewted from Hollywond, to aU students, What II the I"IrpoBe belund this b.... re _vi .... To beat PSGA lRlo .. bm Ion· no. to dec:orate the SOC off.ce -no. but to .... these IllIIrUmenla of perversion to atop people from playinC baaketball in the olf'ce. Wby does thia group wantlbom to stop playing Boball • Ihry want them to play polo ind Theae B • ball playing students ha.., c.... idered playing polo in the olfice but thes-e is a major pn1bIem wilb this idea. Wbat are \bey gung to do wilb aU the h..... manure that woukl accumulate? I ha ve a auggestion for this prcblem, \bey couJd start a lund for former SUFAC chairs and they could use \be manure to fertilize their plantations in \be soulb. The assault bas already begun. One rl the leftist guerrilla's bas, can you believe this, let \be air out rl one rl \be tires of our president's bicycle. Students how do you feel about a president wilb ooIy one good wheel left. fn order to comba t this group it has been necessary to form \be V.SP .s.P .• which staJXIs for \be Very Secret Parks ide Secret Police. Students we must stop this leftist guorri lla group, for truth, justice and \be American way. THE FORK 'ttFALKVINAS .... • ,.;.;.;. ;-;-;.:.;.;.;.:,:.:.;.:.;.;.; ;.:.:.:::::.::;:::;.;:;:;:::::;:;:;:::;:;:;:::;:;: ::;:;:::;:::;:;:;:;:;:;: ;:;:;:;:::;:::;.::;:;.;.;.: :;:::::::;:;:;:;:::::;:::;:::;;; :::::;:::;:;:::::;:;:;:::::::;:::;:::;:::::;:;:: :::~::;:::::::::::::::::;::::::;:: :::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:.' Editor's Notes like everyone else, there are things to say Ily Pa.IIe .. lak LeI'a start w.th a cliche shall w' Allgood things must corne toanend (tseemslilte we just gol starttd I wouldn't have misaed It • and we could go on and ... and on In some ways this .. an IRcompiete fmal issue rlIbe Ranger, as Ican't introduce to \be ,.,.ders \be new Editor. That's because there ""'ere a I'IJmber of anol'caloons this year, and accorUll ... ,uut.u \.."Ul~."eu:J· ...... .,. \be Ranger is required to set up an advlaory board to help make the decision. by means of a "'COmmenda ti... to \be board. The adVisory board has been set up, and 1.5 m motion, but a decision like this, i$ one that lakes some time, so we'll all have to be pallent There wlll be a different Ranger Editor next year, as Ihave chosen to lake on \be n!SpORSibilitiesof \be S UF AC. chair Ranger being \be job .t i$ and S.U.F.A.C. ng \be job,t .. , .t didn't seem at aD pou.ble to do botb jobs at once. Beca .... I've had my fa.. chance at thia position. I'.., chosen to I1>CJYe ... to something else. Like every Ranger Editor, tbere are lhooe dOllUl&, statements wblcb I feel moat be made, and an these r mine Like "'eryone else, \be'" are certain events 011 this campus that highlighted \be year, and can be looktd back upon with posilove feelings. <There are also Ibose which a'" a bucket of bad feelings>. This year Parkside set up new Apple Computers in the D - tlevel or \be library, and Parkside set up new housing for some of its students at the Racine YMCA. (Commonly known as Ranger HaUl The Parkside Union Adv~1 LXJQIU WClOJ uevCJ.~ gj~oJ I"It into swing, to help wilb issues relattd to Ibe student Union. OUr line institution of higher education brought Les Aspin and Peter Jansson oot to campus for what turned out to be a strong debate between the candidates in the first district Congressional Race. (Aspin won). The Sexual Harassment Advisory Board set up a panel discussion to explore some of the aspects of sexual harassment There was a good crowd at that. Theatrical events at Parkside included "Ring Round \be Moon " lOA Delicate Balance," and. ma~y other programs. Accent on Enrichment brought the 'etberlands Chamber Orchestra and Gilbert and Sullivan: Protesters rallied for Peter Seybold wbo bas lost his renewal to this point, but \be students fought a good fight for him. On a different election nole, Phil Pogreba and Mike Sennn were elected Ibe new President and Vice - President of P.S.G.A. So far, they seem very involved in \be processes of learning about their new pa;itions. Of course, they'll have to watch out for the N.P.S.G.A. (It's groups like that which would invoke change.) The Very Special Arts Festival was a n\n •.J....~Cullcarnine; ~icncc for everyone involved, and I would know, because Iwas there, and it is amazing what children can teach adults. Meatier issues did arise on campus this year, like the movie Emmanuelle. Last year the issue seemed to be G. Gordon Liddy, and thIS year PAB came up With Emmanuelle. Good things did happen because of the movie though, on an overall level, the level of consciousness about pornography and its effects was brought to a lot rl people's attention, at least it did mine. H it did raise at least one person's level of conscioosness, the whole effort was worth it. Things were learned from it. So much for events on campus. Like everyone else, Iwould like to commend the students who found time and took time to get 1HLS IS 'reuR CAml~SPBV:1Nc7.... \,JE WILl.. BE T'AICIN6-orF AS SOON A~WE' FIND Oe1r JUsT "'-lHfto WRONG- ••. ., - . -- - . .- '- - involved in some way on this campus. It has made a difference, and while that difference may not always be tangible and applied to a current situation, whatever input students can give is well received, simply because a student is laking the time to offer it. It all adds to the learning process, whether it be directly to the first curriculum, or subtly, perhaps to one of the many hidden curriculums. Like everyone else, I'd like to thank a few people who have made my experience with Ranger a positive one. The other student leaders and presidents of major organizations, who were always quite willing to share with me experiences they've had in dealing with others on this campus. It was through your experience that Ilearned too. You know who you are. Of course, the administration (with a few exceptions) is very easy to get along with on this campus, much more s~ than on other campuses. It was kmd of fun to work with them. Then Ibere's the Ranger staff .. . here we've had everything from a level - headed business manager, to a real go . getter adver~ising manager. from a searching. for - news new editor to a rather creative feature editor' a running sports editor to ~ gentleman who takes his pictures very seriously. We've had writers of satire who have written their thoughts and received their • • strikes, writers rl sports ... really seem to enjoy it, wril8'l" news stones who can makepeapIe talk, (perhaps more thu ... people would like), writen " opinion who bave braved lhnJua\. and writers of fealurelrn. movies to music, (rom COltroversy to "light". (That'. a third less serious tban "'llIdIr fea ture writing.> It's been a staff of goodbalala, of good humor, and rl pi thought. While some thougIolI may ha ve never been seen II print, they've been tbougbta IIiat many of us have learned lraIII. While there are people we loft II work with, there are people .. hate to work with, but wort ..- them anyways, because wet. learned to wnrk together, 01 matter what. And so a door is lightly d.,q between us, as we aU do ouron thing for the summer. PeriIapI rorever. There are a lot of otbB' things to be said, but the do« i closing more quickly now diu ever, and what Ihave left tosayi simple: Like everyone else, lIDO am pleased with the ootcome" this paper, and accomplis/uDellll for the year. There have boll flaws, some little, some big, lit overall the staff of this paper tal be proud of the work they did diI year, because like everyoneeIoe. we did our best to make it l!IJ'OOIlI. and we have indeed made it So long ... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Sbafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Herbert Kubly (;)a nger News:: -"=' Featura EditIf Sports Editlll' Photo EditII' Copy EditII' Business Ma ...... AlIMa ...... Distribution Ma...... Assistant Business Ma...... AdVItoI' Sh STAFF Buenk~~on Ak<:n,. Terry Byrne, Maureen Burke, .lN1lIIl Patricia C Phl.II,ps, Carra Cariello, Catherine CIIl/ftl' Kort - umb,e, Dan Dowhower, Michael Kllil,s, carol Ray:nd'Ck, John Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, KalllY Tunkiurn, Napolean Scarbrough, Dave Schroeder, JeDnll eel. RANGER is writ, 501'" responsible for 11se;d.~nd. edit~ by stUdents 01 UW . Parkside lind ttlty Irf! Published eVery Thu I onal p?IICY and contl!l'1t. idI.... RA.NGER is printed ~Sdty dU~tn9lhe academic yellr except during breaks andtlOl Written permiSSion is ~ he. Union Coopet'"afive Publishing Co., Kenosha, WISCOfISIn All correspondenc equlred tor reprint of any portion of RANGER. ~ Parkside. Bolt Noe ~Uld be addressed to: Parkslde Ranger, Unlvenityof WI Leiters to Ihe Edj·tor '. Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. .... paper With one _inc Wilt b:e accepted if typewritten, cloublespaced on st,ndlrd III'l elUded tor verificali~ ma~gms. All lettl!l'"s must be signed and a lelep/'lOM numbel'" Names will be withheld Deadline for letters. far valid reasons. "HGE' reserves aU editorialls M:ooday at. 3 p.m. for publication on Thursday. The Rl "' fI defamatory COntent. privileges m refusing to print lellers which con'·ln • Government seeks to increase financialaids efficiency continued From Page 1 ~riicipatingin the program over ij'billiOO dollars to establish "Iving loan funds on the ~ The loan fund is for the ~rrent and future students. gh no new money IS :Sled for the NDSL program, revolving funds mean that :. $550 million will continue to 1I.vailable to students in 1984. \'be amoont of money available ~ future years depends on _ts meeting their repayment jligatioos and thereby keeping .. revolving funds healthy. If iIrID.rstudents, now in default, !l9'y their loans, over $640 ,;Dioo ceuld be added to the .. oIving funds. The three remaining programs: c.IlegeWork- Study, Peli (Grant) .ro!be Guaranteed Student Loan ProSJ'lIm(GSLl will ensure the 'P' of student financial ....staree hoped for, but never ISiHzed, under the six program urangement. !be Guaranteed Student Loan GSLI and AUXiliary Loan PLUS) programs make low ... restloans available to eligible IT'duate and undergraduate lIIIdents(GSL) as well as parents PLUS) by paying lenders inIftSt while the student is in tdmland by subsidizing interest tIIil. the borrower is paying off .. loon. The combined program l !be largest of the Federal "llCial aid programs. . Tbe Department's budget ..... ts $2.04 billion to cover the ... of the GSL program in 1984 . •• includes a rescission of $900 lIilIion for 1983 funding. The $2.04 • represents a decrease from .. 111112 GSL appropriation of _t one billion dollars. !be proposed reduction does not '1Ipresenta reduced commitmen !be GSL program. Although the lI'Iram will cost one billion iIIIars Jess than in 1982, one lilIion dollars more will be hlilable to student borrowers. !be 1984 proposal will make .... changes to the current law "'.rning the GSL program. illrr.nlly, students who wish to birr... under the GSL program do .. haveto demonstrate financial II!d if their family income is -- $:Jl,OOO. The 1984 budget IIOp<mesextending the needs test 'laUincOOle levels. Factors such .... t of tUition, expected family llotribution,numher of children II SChool,etc., will continue to ..... inlothe needs formula. This IInIposed change is consistent Ill1l OUrbelief tha t Federal aid "'/d be reserved for those IlIdentsWhoneed the assistance 1I11d... 10 attend college. R.agan's federai budget ~ts an additional $310 million funds for the College Work - ~ Program (CWSl. Increases ICWSSUpportDOE's view that a t and his or her family e'" the primary responsibility 6118ncinga college education. tadopted by the Congres~, •~denl Reagan's increase will :ate jobs for an additional .000 students. The average ltudent's earnings would be .00. ~ College Work - Study ....~m is administered and ;::"ged on the college campus. ",~. Fed...al government con- •... lion to the work - study r-Ynlllis 80%. Increasing the .. Sprogram by 60% will reduce ... btlrden many young graduates face when they have relied ~ heavily on loans to finance Collegecosts. tilaThe most sweeping proposed P,unges are those affecting the lila Grant Program. Driving the , nges are our interest lD :uring equity and ensuring • ess and choice. The proposal .: .... Iores to the student some .....PQlS'billtyfor securing college QlUIIderthe proposed Self - help ell) Grant Program, students must meet a minimum expected student contribution before being eligible for a grant. The cootr'ibution would be a minimum of 40 percent of the cost of attendance - with an absolute dollar minimum of $800. A student m~y .meet his expected contflbutIon from a variety of sources, including the Federal loan and work - study programs descnbed above, state grant and scholarship funds and private sources. Reagan's Proposal suggests that cost ?f atte~dance should figure prommently in the calculatioo of a student's self - help grant. A student attending a community college and living at home ooviously has less cost than a student attending a $7,500 institution in a different town 01" state. The "cost - sensitivity" c:l the Self - help Grant Program should ensure that needy students have a greater choice in the selection of an institution to attend. While the maximum Pell Grant is $1,800, a student who attends a high cost institution and has a small expected family contribution could receive a $3,000 Sell - help Gra nt. The equity issue is one that has long been wrestled with in the delivery of Federal grant programs. Many students are awarded more money than they Opinion actually need Whilemany more do not receive enwgh to meet their college costs. This situation has resulted in large part because d. the com plexity d. the Pell Gra nt Program eligibility criteria To address this problem, the new Self - help Grant Program proposes. for example, reducing from 22 to five the number of factors used 10 detenoine a family's ability 10 conmbute. Chaoges such as this will go far toward re - estabUsiung the original intent of the grant program -. tha t of providing access to higher educaboo for those Who ,,"ouk! not be able to attend college without assistance. The new Self - help Grant IS designed to build on lha t original purpose by giving rl!edy students choice in addition to access . By consolidating the programs to simplify management and by requiring a student conbibutioo to higher eduea bon costs before grant aid is provided. this administratioo believes that it can maintain the integrity of Federal student assistance programs. Simplifying the system and maintaining integrity are the ooIy ways to ensure that the programs will be available to future generatioos of students. Edward EJmendorf i. the Assistant Secretory for Poat· secondary Education at the Department of Education4 RANGER 3 High school 51 compete in cont Solving Parkside's participation probl ~~~~~~ by Marty Rheaume Having recently (and unsuccessfully) run for the office of .nee... - resident of- Park:slde Student Government Association, I have become acutely aware ci - the role of politics at UWParkside. Having been totally disassociated with politics prior to my campaign, I think I can. DOW offer a realistic and unblased assessment of the situation. I would like to discuss a few key topics as they relate to students at Parkside. Political Awareness There are a handful of students here who are knowledgable on the subject of Parkside politics. I do not claim to be totally aware of how the system works. Un· doubtedly everyone knows what student life is like, but few know how to influence, change, or are even aware of the policies, committees and power groups that dictate the status quo. As students, we choose t? rema~n ignorant of Parkside politics. This situation could more accura~ely he described as apathy by chOIce. Parkside outside of the concern for class and program availability. Such is the plight of a (OUI - yeiu \..VUUUUlCl ,-vnqse Political Future At this point it seems fair to a if student politics, ie; PSGA as the voice of the students. will ever reach its power polential here at Parkside. Considering the status quo, ooe would logically say no. There are hO'Never. some reasons to be optimistic. Tbere are an abundance of campus clubs and activities foc those who choose to participate. Without them, Parkside "'ouId truly he a ghost campus. If their numbers continue to gro"'. perhaps student awareness and participation "'ill also. The real answer to the question, I feel, is found in the final topic. The Pi\·ot Point Parkside's growth rate has been phenomenal. With this growth has come an influx ci many high. quality professors and programs It is difficult to fInd a better education for your money. Hats off to the planners! But now Parkside is bulging at Political Atmosphere the seams. We need a. bigger To understand this Union, cafeteria and parking lot. phenomenon, one must look to the not to mention more classroom Parkside environment. W~ are a and living space, among a lev.· d small college, nestled 10 the our basic needs. How these rolling hills hetween the two problems are solved will hne a population centers from which we direct impact on the long •. term draw our student bndy. Student future of Parkside as a pohticall housing, and the. general educabonal institution. . population in the immediate area, Founded as a communl.ty is limited. The typical student college on a "local industnal comes to Parkside, pursues mission," Parkside has ~ed .lts knowledge (or what- have - you), function well. But local industnes and goes home. Slmply and are coming and gOiDg. logically put, the general student Technologies, managemenl body has no reason to care about '.':' .. ;.:-::.;-:.~ 'i"l""""""""';"';"';';';';';"';';';';';';';';.;.:-,.;,.;.;.;.;., .•.•.,.;.,.;••.•;.;.;.,.•.. ;.;.,..•:-.•;............... r:-; lR~nger needs a new Staff for next yea ;; ::: Apply now, auaid the rush . :i: Stop in Ranger office . ::: WLLC D/39 :::. or call 553·2287 or 553·2295 ~-:::::::;:;:.:::.:;:;:.;.:.;.;.:.:-::.: •.7:::.:.:.:·:·:.;.;.:.:.:.:-:.:::-;.:.; •.•:••.:.;.;: •••;.; ....: ••;.:::.:.;.;.;.;.;.:-: ... ' . TO MANAGE STUDENT BOOKSTORE - APPLICATIONS AVAIlABlE PSGA OFFICE - DO 'T DELAY. (AU TOOA Y I techniques, and \he and academic pf'OiRTaJDS to UU\dUlXJ:t them demand m tllf'~~~ vircnment arM community sbouId DO emphasiD!d as a buff graduates. PerlIapa It take a good hanl J roIUog at \he future U the pbmen budge! may dIcUlte squeezJngus will rt!8ch sene d. art eqUilibrium and politi center auround;:~~~~~~ scarce " 1be Increa edueatioaal rna' be forced to com to a More opttmlstkally ptrlllllpo Par do wtII. ""'"" Uia n ,;,poIaplizln.l! academIc t d, the .- of Parks Ide can - • Ideal for Cover letters and Resumes . • Coli - BEITER lETIERS (312) 662-0148 ****•••**••**...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... :••*** *** . • · ·t • Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER *lh~**ClubEvents***** PSES ''Tho Oub"ls now _ .. tile Parblele Society 01 EIlgIDOOriDg Selence <PSESl. All mgilW'l'\ng' 1eduloI0cy aDd applied ocience llucleDta are iDYIled lD jaID tile _lety lD boIp 1bem8eI_ aDd tile ICbooI lIIrouIlI commllJlicalioD wllb ..... buai .... nd v.rious • ctivlli", .nd projects. 1be \ul -... WII beId May 11 summer commiltees and g.. 1s were ~. '!'be DeJ<1 planned actiVIty will be a picnic .1 Prilclard Part. aD tIle .... ner olllwy. 11 aDd Olllo St. <22I!d Ave.) in RadDe, an y 21 from 12:00 to 5:08p. m.1berewillbea 52 lee lor _lety. I.culty and IlIfI memt.s and tbolr ...... ta All inlonsted penons sbouJd sign up al tile Society's oIflce in Moin IH39 .. IOOIl .. pooaible. see you nal laU and hove • 8DOd summer. UWPDT The Parullle Dart Team might play the olber UW schools in tile 1,,"1 ever stal<! • Wiele dart tourIIIm.,,1 t.hia weekend, il.ny of tile cowar decIde 10show up. If tile olber ""bool lail 10 show, the Park Ide Darl Team will procl.orn. 11 lbe Winner by clef ull .nd throw a party. ow Is the lime lor aU good dart learn members Ie corne lD the aid oIlbell'leam All right, you bunch 01 cheap coli. k;ds, either donale $75 10 the Buy a Dart B08rd Fund or ea I some canned Imon aDd die. F.ce ii, the dart oo.rd we have now is a piece 01 junk If Napoleon Scarbrough can give five buckslowards \be board, you can spare 75 measly cents. ow, right now. go up 10 \be studenllife oIfIce .nd give so our . . '- 1be Dart Team BaD Slammers VoIleybaUsquad needs you! If you liIte lD inflicl humilia lion upon unsuspecting college students, sign up now! Midgets need not apply. 1be fmal rosier will be amouneed .1 \be last regular meeling ollbe year aD May 16th al 1 p.m. in MolD 126. If Moin 126 is being used, \be Dart Team Will meel in the Reo: center . Chess The """,Its 01 luiweek's Spring Tournament are: LeWis Adams, Greg Bowen, Scotl Haubrich and Jim Wynslra splil \be Iirs! place prize money in a four - way tie. Gary Adelsen and Chuck Zielesch lied for second place. If you're interesled in playing Chess this summer, leave us a message in \be Studenl Life 01- fice. We'd like 10 thank all \be groupies tha Ishowed up for our last meeting. (If you're missing anything, we turned il inlo \be info desk.) We'd like 10thank everyone who participaled this semesler. Have a 8DOd summer, eh? Cheerleaders On Monday, Apr. 25 \be 1983-&1 cheerleading squad was chosen. 'The team members are Sharon Kruk, Lym Brown, Heidi Caldwell. Porlla Morgan, Sieve Calhoun, Dave Koike, Jeff Petersen, Kris Anderson, Judy Speck, Scoll Peterson, Sara Goodland, and Hope Slachowski. Thom White is \be Ranger hear. There Will he another tryout in \be faU for incoming students and interesled Parkside students. A Ranger hear is still needed. For information contact Marilyn al \be Studenl Life Office, nkroroa 1;.~'l_f)")"7Q Have a good summer! a "Still Night Writings':: a new forum for area writers and poets by Patricia eumble "Still Nighl Writi~" is a new poetry journal hy a group 01 writers and poels based in Racine and Kenosha. One 01 \be features in this issue is an exclusive interview with Allen Ginsberg. He is most noted for his poems, uHO'NI," ''''0 Aunt Rose 11 and "Kaddish:' This interv~ is an insight into a "radical poet" of the Beat Gmeration. In \be poel's own words he describes that period, "We were concerned with the whole movement from linear consciousness to more panoramic awareness ... a movement from linear, patterned poetry 10 open - field poetry. "Madman's Morning" is a short story wrilten by Phillip Hermann. It begins as a rather seda te reflectioo on the writer's dreams and accomplishments. Throogh the use of intense sarcasm, the story increases tempo and the initial message is driven home - hard. Donald Kummings, a !X'olossor here at Parkside, is also in this journal. His poem "Hunter" is about a childhood hunting experience lha t had a profoond effect upon him. Interspersed are images of Autumn, expressed in color, words, am poetic scene. ''The Club", a poem by Steven G. Farrell is an intellectual statement set in the scene of a smokey lavern. In it, the cold is overcome with ale and spirits. Michael Gordoux is a most lalented poet "living in the wilderness of northern Wisconsin survivinll:: by his own genius II according to the journal"s biographical notes. Three of his poems particularly impressed. me. "Kathleen" is of course, about a woman, rot the style 01 lhe poem is unique to the poet. "Meditations (Jl Sial'S and FDIC Forthe finest tradition inbanking: CJleritageHanks Hern.ve National S.nIl RKin. 5220 Washington Avenue 637-9101 HerilJlge Bank and TrUSI 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 ~ Banll Mt. ..-ani 5901 Durand Avenue 5!;4-ll500 THE FIRST ISSUE of "Still Night Writings" featuresan In. terview with poet Allen Ginsberg. Friends" speaks from the poet's solitude ci. his life. point 01 view on human nature.. A copy of "Still Night Wrilql" There is an <;>igram by Pink can he obtained by sending $S.• Floyd that seems to aUow the (includes postage) 10 Still NI8lII poem to work on two different Writings, 515 Three MileRoad II, levels. "Herm.t 01 the Woods" Racine, WI 53402. It is also ... 1IIe appears 10 he autobiographical in the Parkside Bookstore IIlr and tells why he prelers the $2.50. THANK YOU To all the people who wrote news this year: Jennie. Sharron. Jeanne. John, Kathy. Patricia, Masood. Catherine. Kevin and Pat. -Bob The Fireside ~TAURANT&LOUNGE OPEN DAfL Y II :00 A.M. Complete American. Holian Menu Fri. Fish Dinner $250 Sun. Special Turkey Dinner $3'5 Featuring Deep Pan or Thin Crust Pizza NEW SPECIALS COMI.': • Deep Fried Breaded Rabbit • Bar - B - Q Ribs Complete Cony Out Service Food • Beer • Wine • Liquor 2801 30th Ave., Kenosha Ph. 551-0600 Financial aid plan a new tIDEA' coogressman Tom PetTI un- are directly related t bili . reiledanewstudentloanproposal pay, the system is °e~tlJty;O mterruptions." Petri said. ArC· 25 in testI~~ny before the flexible. It automa:"me y . Petri noted that he was making Slbonal Commission on Student reschedules loans in th really final changes In his proposal and ' .IA . ta e event of planned t . lrodu '. f1nllnCl8 SSJS nee. unemployment or th . 0 m ce It 10 the Petri said his proposal, termed 0 er Income House shortly. tilt "Income - Dependent P ksid fAlcatioo Assistance Act," or ar SI e gets IDEA, would meet a major need fGr graduate - level student h I h !III",",g at no cost to tbe tax- SC 0 ars ip donation pIY~er IDEA," Petri said, S "lIUdents borrow against their The Kenosha Foundation a of Kenosha County and must have fItIIIJe earnings." Repayment of group of local philanthropis~ is completed no less than 30 and no lilt loons would be based 00 the establishing several schoJarshi J15 more than 90 credits through June iDlllIDe d each participant after for students at UW _ Parkside to I, 1983With a grade point average ,...,tion, with payment made beg", with the fall semester of the of at least 3.50. _ with one's income taxes. 1983 boo Applicants must also be full _ "rbose with higher incomes -84 sc I year. time students having earned at The scholarships will be I t .. graduation will pay more awarded on the basis of academic eas 12credits in the spring, 1983 ... !bose with low incomes. At h semester. -'" ae ievemenL Selection of A li III same time, those who an- recipients will OCcur this summer. pp cation forms can be picked _te high future incomes are Financial need will not be a up at the Union Information JOt discouraged from par- criterion for selection. Center and at the Information .... ting because the highest Kiosk in Main Place. ..... To be eligible for the scholar- D dl' f ....... ve interest rate they can be hi ea me or applications is ..... " s JI5 students must be residents J -.,ed is less tha n they would une I. - to pay on personal loans Ch· h· be lMIJned Petri said that most borrowers from banks," he said. Inese istorv to ~ payoff their loans within 12 ... school earnings would have !til years, while those with low offered next semester III I' • to 30 years to repay, after ... any remaining balance _ be forgiven. Rabody would be charged more .. 15% of his / her income in • liven year. The higher eflIIllve interest borne by higher _e graduates would cover all 1IIIIdies to their less well - off dlllmates. "Since IDEA loan repayments Kinship set Ageneral information meeting II' those persons interested in YOIunteering in the Kinship Pntgramwill be held Saturda llay 21 at 10:30 a.m. at the KinIitip office, 2001-80th Street, '-ha. The Kinship Program is lsigned to befriend and help wldren from single parent Iamiliesby matching them with lalure adults with good dlIracter. Those adults interested II becoming Kinspersons and Ileir spouses or special friends lit errouraged to attend this looting. FII: further information, call the Continued From Page 1 ~.m. - Mini - bus shuttle t a.m. - "Caddyshack" and IIod service 3:30 a.m. - Last bus leaves Tickets a:dvance: Students / Alumni / o Idren(I3·17)-I day, $4; 2 day, 1t~1Door: Students / Alumni - I y, IS; 2 day, N/A It~dvance: Faculty / Staff . I Y. IS; 2 day, $9 .~tDoor: Faculty / Staff -I day, ; 2 day, N/A FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRI E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.l.e. Modern Chinese History will be the subject of a course to be offered by Dr. Oliver Hayward during Parkside's forthcoming summer school session. The course will concentrate on China in the 20th Century, and should prove to be of particular interest to students contemplating participating in Parkside's China ..,.,.,.,.,...,.. - • •- •- -• •- •- •- •- -• •- •- •- -• • • •- •- •- • •- •- ;Y-e retUl'lled to tlie nect: • rpp ~.'!1JtI ! Onct 1went to colleje-'8/- • Wrote ~I'papers on time... • Once lamt CD co/kJ!e. • Aow I'm done - "'. i Nil/her. can pu ~ a dime? • J23 seminar trip scheduled for this coming December and January. Added too late for inclusion in Parkside's summer session timetable, the Course is designated History 86-355, The Evolution of Mod... n China. The class will be held on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:25 to 10:00, from June 20 to July 30. is nearer 'Advance: Guests - I day, $5; 2 da;At~oor: Guests -I day, N/A; 2 day, N/A Advance: Children (ages 6-12) - I day, $2; 2 day, $4 AtDoor: Children (ages 6-12)-I day, $2.50; 2 day, $5 , (See this week's Ranger ad for a more complete schedule,). Children five and under Will be free but those under 17 must be accompanied by an adult for this event. Once again please n<J!.e guest tickets must be purchased In advance as none will be sold at the door. They can be purcbased at STUDENTS- Havea Great Summer! Father's Day & Graduation Cards, Travel Books and Atlases, Paperbacks for Rainy Days. Union Information Desk. No more school, no more Ranger, this really is "The End." Ta Ta. lot{. Discount To Parks_ Studenls With I.D. W~MOJiJko.M ew1(~ -Cp- B~~ 312 Sbtb street . RaciDe Telepbooe 632-1;115 .... MaslerCani and VISAWelcomed RANGER 'Thursday, May 12 1913 Summer enjoyment with the Arts at UW-Parkside \Il. IC ,U'PRt.(1 3credits ... audit I\Ii; -s CA 124 June 20 tIrcugh A Instructor; ProC..- August ....... An old C'OUru ~ht wtrh a ft. r • gue.t flf'CturiPr. (Nt Jon (Tim IHUJ. popdo.,. mac. (Scm Ch.1I1 and roclI (BUI Balco"'l • optional compktiP r ended lJl"'~ PECIAL TOPI :" 4n:R( LOR t'l 3credits ... audil TR 12'30-4 pm _'0 prerequisite June 21 • II Instructor' ProCesscr Doualas De\ _ An inteMw tta,upcr~rU which wUl dTUI tK#vltcal G'Id -..af#-T mecfiaptuaJ :~~~::= through a \1Qriay 01trudltion.ot Q1WJ II-( forIaf apenence.t:. 100000DlCTIO TO \ I I 1 RT 3 credits ... audit M '0\ 8 30 12 • '0 prerequisite June 20 • A 10 Instrudor ProCessor John lurpby A c:ou.r,fe which"",, d wlop til thrH . dimermMal m.dlo ( blage. colia«e. cash",. ne.) t'I·1 , 8~1 Ot·I(. 3 credits ... audit M 8 30 PrerequIsite: Art 103 June A Instruct... ProC J Murph) Further exploration oj ('Oft pU I"f'Iat dimeruional expt'ri.Iftce 3 credo .... audit Prerequv lie Art ... -~ -" ~. Furtltu ttudy irUo cloy OM ,.Iaz tem~rature /iTI", t«lInfqw. \0\ \ 0 DC 3 credits or audit '0\ 8 Prerequ' Ie Art 1 J In. tructor' ProC John Mw~' - Extended werll lJt day with mphG.. firing "d\luquu alch G..I Ra.ht •- • • • •- • •- • •- • •- •- •- •- -• •- •- • -. •- •- •- •- •- • facu1t.y "'."'..... ,...-1 coI_ i •••,.,.··'·······'•• 10 3 credits or aJdit 101\\ 6 ·8 20p •'0 prerequ' te Jure 13 . July rr Instrudor' ProI RhodII Tht. cour., fOC'JjMI 011 /iw JUm.. CIIId. detectfw mystery IlOwl.I and r1" Agatha Chrittf •. FUm ~ ... : t'o\ __ , June 22 Ten Little IDdIa June 29 \liltne:ss for I'" "'-"U July 6 Dealb 00.... iJe July 13 .lurder id Juh rr •lurder CIIl Ihe 0 t Ex~..... TIl; public U in_lD dtb f • /II'" rio, to UW.ParJt.stdl' &It th, L'tUcwtCInema r 11,.,.. I" - •- • • •- •- •- •- •- •- • •- •- • • - • - - - • 6 Thursday, May 12, 1983 RANGER - Comingthis sum~~r to a by TOllYRog.... Cbeecb and Chong are l~~mg s .;my listen ~~~~~~:~-;~~';1~~ to s~ many sixties Foceign Film Series and I ~~ FeatlU'< Edllor out with 'StilISmokin': It ....... a~ "i'.l:es before you get tired of it, encourage students ~ buy ti ::'" My last artIcle for the Ra~ if it contams some concer 0 I think New Wave, for the There a.re gomg to be -- thia y... r What a relief Only material, am IS probably worth ~t part, has brought change cellent films in next Yea~:' kidding. Anyway, u's lime once three bucks. I think) of. 00 innovation to what we hear on Contact Dr. Norman Cloutier.· aga", for thai tradlliooal Ra~ Another comedY ood( is 'Trading ~e airwaves. Oh, there are some the Economics Division far ~ wrap' up f... ture. tbo summer fenng thai I"'*" g At d and truly bogus NW bands, of course, mfo. -. :::;:e :;:;'";0= I~~t s~ Places,' stambyngor::.s a{(i know but Ihere is some interesting and I've. had a great time here II Eddie Murp . I?) listenahle material as well. The Parkside, and I have _.n.. anady out, and ..iIIprobably run aboul II (hey, :dha~~ :an ~~ New Wave invasion of America en!oyed working 011 the'~ in~lSu:ey~a~e;;,ething w icked buuanlAkh,::yd":'on their~"';' and has taken less than two years. This paper has a rUle ~ ~ us y an ood 'as a humans workmg 011 it and I ... 1lU .....ay Comes' IS one d the should be alleast as g Movies have gotten much encourage anyone aIPar"'I'de~ belter films they've relea sed in team Ra the staff f .. rent year Based on the 'P";'k 's n _ The Next Day' better. When Igtarted cn "!ler, JOlD or next y . Bradbury novel, il stars Jason THE SEQUEL to 'The Empire will a~ be out this summer. a rash of slasher - killer flicks paper. We need writers, Robardo 'Doclor Detroit' stars Strikes Back' . 'The Return of Gosh. Dan Akroyd an alf - tbo - wall the Jedi' . will hit the theaters I think AI Pacino will have a .. per hero in what looks to be I on May 25th. new 111m out this summer called worthwhile fa"", I haven't seen 'Scarface,' although I'm nol sure. 'VaUey Girl,' but il is supposed to Vader will be res<Jlved, as well as There is prohably some great, he belter than il sounds - in any the love triangle (kinky) between big film that I'm forgetting, bul c It ha music by Men AI Work Luke· Han· Leia. 'Jedi' has over with all the promo and hype thai and scroms al OIher groupo. nine· rondred (count 'ern) special the studios barf oul for summer looty p)tholl' 'Mearung al Life' effects, as compared 10 rour' Oicks, you'll know aboul them ma) run into the summer - see it hundred for 'Empire: I've seen soon enough. if )ou can It's very funn), trailer films ror this, and it looks Since this is my Iasl article as allhough incon I tent 'Flash· tOlaDy bitcrun'. r can't wait. Feature Edilor for Ranger, and I dance' WIll probably last through The oomber two summer film need to fill space, I'm going to the summer. as il i making big ..ill be 'Superman ill,' starring shool the bull for a few bud< from the teeny - hopper Chris Reeve, Margot Kidder, and paragraphs aboul, whalever. crowd I've heard it's trash, ""ith (believe it or not) Richard Pryor. Let's see, I've been doing this lotsa . kin 01 'The Hunger' Sounds mteresting. job for two years. There have been r lur David Bowie as a 'Blue Thunder,' starring Roy a 101 of changes in a 101 of things in ,amp"e, Wllh usan (Rocky SCheider as a big· cily cop wbo just this shocllime. For instance, Horror I randon as a co • star pilots a gnarly souped • up two years ago I had not heard SoundI pretly freaky helicopler, looks interesting, hardly any new wave music - Enoullh 01 this old stuff. On to allhoullh I am surprised Scheider horrid bands like Jamey and REO the now reI ..... s would sign r<i- whal looks to be Speedwagon were all you heard on 'Retum or the Jedi' will un- camp. Opens soon. the radio. New Wave, in facl, was doubtedly be the biggesl film al Jackie Gleason will star in associated with weird people who the summer It opens May 25th, 'Smokey is the Bandit m: Gimme stick pins in their cheeks and had and this reviewer predicts thai it a Iroak. pink mohawks. I can rememher will grooo al least $200 millioo by 'Jaws UI' and 'Amilyville' will when LPX burned New Wave the end 01 the summer. Wait am be oul in 3-D. Gimme another records on the air. .... The film IS the lasl in this br ... k. Now LPX is playing New Wave trilClg)o', and may be the last, 'Space Hunter" however. is a 3- music, not because they are a period. Reports are thai Lucas D sci. fi. clock thai looks in· terribly progressive station, but may not continue with the planned trlguing - the first 3-D feature to because il is popular. Everyone' rune (count'em) films. Inthis film be olfered by a major studio. II's listens to New Wave music, and I the confllcl between Luke and still probably trash, bul I'll wail see people all around Pa.rkside dressed in New Wave fashIons. nut. UJiU I tJl1nk thl~ b; tlad. Popular music in America needed ORCHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS SEPT. 1983APARTMENT RENTALS FROM $110 PER MONTH • 'SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES' will JlI'ObIIlI, continue into the summer. were entrenched in thea ters, and good films were few and far between. This year we seem to have an abundance al very good films, very good performances. The studios' infatuation with teeny· bopper fare has waned ... to some extent. Here at Parkside we have had any good concerts, plays and biinlls appear, and I hope this level of entertainment will be because if it is, we're in for a long, long summer. "Treasure of the Four Crowns" begins with a long, tedious rip-off of the opening to "Raiders of Ihe Lost Ark", in which our hero retrieves the key to the four crowns of the title. Actually, however, there are only three crowns, . the budget apparently haVIng been spent on throwing anything the filmmakers could think of al the viewer. Anyway, back 10 the slory. One of lhe tFour Crowns' is 3-D junk. by Rick Luehr This summer. 3·D movies are making a resurgence. There are many 3-D films in the making or in the planning stage, including "Spacehunter", billed as the first 3-D outer space movie in 20 years; "Jaws 3-D"; "Amityville 3-D"; and many more. A few weeks ago, the first of this year's 3-D of· ferings, "Treasure of the Four Crowns", was released. Recently I bad the honor (?) of seeing it, and boy, Ihope the first isn't the best, A row of Kenosha hometown houses A printed on a sturdy 50/50 poly/cotton T· shirt in assorted colors and sizes. Adult sizes $7.95, children's size . . ... $6.95. ·:.l~'l)RI~iS C.- -") 2·hh '\"enue at 60lh Sireel Free Parking MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture .• Laundry Facilities Exclusively at Andrea's. , , RENTAL OFFICE OPEN April 21st - May 21st 969 Wood Road MODEL AP-ARTMENT AND RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 p,m. to 6 p.m. Sot. & Sun, 1 p.m. to 5 p,m, PHONE 553·9009 Professionally leased & managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. 'Based on Double Occupancy Hours: Daily 9-5:30 Friday 9-8 Sat. 9,5 The Original Hometown T-Shirt photographers, evl!l'YtliDl IIId anylhing, and if you join yOll1lel1l participa te in some reaDy IIcredible parties. I want to tIIaJi all the excellenl writera wbo_ for me - Thanks. I could III" done il without you. (Well, ... tually, I could have bul , .. I Anyway, it's lime to ahul IIiI sucker down, so rn see every_ later, maybe. May The Force Be With You! crowns is in the p:tSSeSSioo of tile museum director. who hired CD' hero to get the key. He tiel ... our bero to get the other "'" crowns from the most ucharismatic cult leader I've .... seen. Our hero leaves, sayi,. Ill. So, of course lhe next scene sboII him gelting together an expeditilll to get the crowns. Funny way III saying no, huh? He recruill • drunk and a father - daugbUr cirCus team. Of course, to complicale matters, old dad boa • heart condition thai no one, .... even his daughter knows obIIIl, and only has ahoul six IIIOIIIM to live. Of course, you know thall!Je old guy's gonna drop dead al II important moment. Tbis iJUlIlid band raids the cull's castle ad ill one of the longest, most tedi... "suspense" sequences I've ever seen, they attempt to get I!Je crOWDS. ., ''Treasure of the Four CIVVIIII is one of the most poorlywritl/!ll, poorly acled, derivative, '::: movies that I've ever f .j myself to sit through. The :'sttrI steals from films like "l\aJderS = the Lost Ark" t "The ~ Navarone", and eveD Tbt Exorcisl". The 3-Deffects "' .... mainly of the same arrow ~ al you several times, tbr~ magic of slow • mOOoo. to replay, people handiqj tbi,frocll the viewer, and other _ straighl out of SCTV's "3-DH ted of Beef". "Treasure" WBS.r:r~ ell by the same gang that Inflid "Camin' at Ya" on the AmeriCJII public lasl year. U anyUaIC' "Treasure" is worse, .- If you get the urlle topi'l" somelhing in 3-D,go watcha II"" go to a ball game, look ~~}_ Do anything, but don'totwtbe F.... money <Xl "Treasure CrowDS". $2 RANGER Thursday, May 12, 1913 7 Parkside's Activides Board Presents: S(;BEDULE Saturday, May 21 l;am .... )Jolleyball Tournament 11am•••. Food Service Availa~le Noon••••• Magic. Mime & MusIc 1 pm Softball Game 1 pm Family Bowling Tourney Rec Center S pm..... Doors to Tent Open 6 pm Music of to WALLY CLEAVER 12:30 am & CITIZEN KANE 11pm.... Mini.bus Shuttles Begin 1 am••••. Film: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3:30 am .. Last Mini-bus Shuttle Leaves SDDday,May 22 S pm ..... Door to Tent Open. Union Patio 6 pm Music of to JAVA & 12:30 am BOOZE BROTHERS REVUE 11 pm.... Mini -bus Shuttles Begin 1 am..... Fllm: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3: 30 am.. Last Mini- Bus Shuttle Leaves TIC (For events beginning at Spm each dIIy in the tenU Advance" Students! Alumni! Children (Ages 13-171•• Sot OQ. ..... $700 At Door: Students! Alumni! Children •...•. .15.00..... A Advance: Faculty! Stalf .s.s.00. ••••• .$9 00 Al Door" Faculty! St.lIft. $5.00. oN A "Advance" Guests $5.011 ••••• .5'900 'At Door, Guests.. •••••• A....... A Advance: Children (ages ~ 12) .... $2.()(). ..... Sot 00 At Door: Children (ages 6-12) ••• $2.50. ...... $5 00 Children 5 and under Ir Chilcl ..... 17 lind Yndlr musl be accompanied by a parent or guardian while all ding thll evenl • • PlNse note new A,,"' DOlex !luest ,'ckils must'" pur cha.ad In advance. sInce ll2!II .... 11b!"Icl ., II!!door. TIckets can be purcha ad at Un on Information Des 55).2:145 .tu......... DMil '4• . University of Wisconsin • Parkside May 21 • 22, 1983 -----q Thursday, May 12, 1983 • RANGER - I Dartman doubles out I New Music ;::::f~~=~rf~'~ The 'Final Cut' is the deepest market is filled with over viewed from the drivers seat of a "noise." Waters is still bitler bu qualified people who can't find by Jobn Kovalie car' and the same soldier stan- he has turned his hatred to' t work. However, there is always Pink Floyd dillli in the corner of a (foreign") structive ends. Religion war ~ room for a couple more people 'lbe Final CuI field as a child clutches a handful nationalism are all expl~ a. down at the beach and yoo don't ''The Final Cut" may or may of poppies. These them,:" r'7lU' devastati~ restraint. ' WIth even have tosland in line to fill oot not be Floyd'S last album throughout the album as It buIlds Yet there are no cuts about an application to be a beach bum. together. Somehow, even and progresses, each song being Waler's old favorite, insanity.1Iaa The pay isn't so great, but the weighi~ quotations to the conworking conditions are fantastic. trary, Idoubt it. Gilmoor, Mason Mter a hard afternoon on the and Waters are back, even though beach, what lastes better than a all the tracks on the record were JOOnsonville Brat and a glass of written by the latter. As Rolling Old Style? Be Wisconsin, buy Slone SO astutely notes, it could Wisconsin is what I always say. almost be a ~er Waters solo How do yoo spend those hot albUm. Apart from the tiny fact August evenings? I like to go to that it has the unmistakable Floyd County Stadium and watch Robin, "edge" that defines their music so Paul am Gorman ruin some ace well. Unfortunately, in a maudlin pitcbers earned run avera ge, fit, Rolling Slone (that pantheon of Yeah, it is going to be another artistic mediocrity and tripe) roogh summer for me, but Ithink messianicaDy pronounced ''The I can deal with it. , Final Cut" as the best Pink Floyd As an alleged: friend of mine, album ever. I've got news for you, Jeff Wicks. once said, on several guys. There "'as another album occasions, "it has been real and it Floyd released in 1973. Perhaps has been fun, but it has not been yoo'lI remember it if I teD you ... real run." For all the returning ? students next semester, have a But "Cut" is indeed a fine healthy, happy, and safe summer. album. Waters has settled down For aD those lucky graduates, since ''The Wall," and perhaps he good luck in the job market. To the found an outlet for some or his hard working secretaries in the frustrations in the movie. For Student Life Office, thanks ror aD "Cut" is moving, tragic and yoor help. Yoo make paperwork beautiful. True beauty is enjoyable ... weU almost en- something I felt "Tbe Wall" joyable .. well less painful. To lacked. the PSGA, don't take the first part ''The Final Cut" contains a of this article serious well at mixture or tracks written for tbe least not too serious O.K. so I movie and new material focusing meant every word, so what. see 00 the Falklands War, the new you next faD. Til then, take care. depression and the "alcohol soft middle age" the group finds themselves in. Ten years have slipped by since the release of "Time," but Roger Waters has finally caught up with the sun again. "The Post War Dream" opens the album, and the question is plaintively posed: "Maggie (Thatcher) what have we done to England?" The album's cover has four photographs: a soldier with a knife in his back, standing in a poppy field; a Japanese steelworker; an atomic explosion by Nick 'lbome This, being the rina! issue of the semester, is the best lime to write an article for the RaJller. That way. if any of the readers become alUlOyed by what I write, they can't write an,ytbing nasty ahoot me until next semesters paper com.. oot. Heck, by that time they will probably forget Why they were licked off in the first place. I hope. Hey, if John "The Big One" Kovalic would have realized this, he coold have saved himseJf a lot of problems. Iwas going to write ahoot aD the great things the Student Government did Ior everyone this year, but I just cooldn't remember anything they did I was shocked to find oot that the PSGA actually held a meeti"ll ~JlI daylight hoor on May 9th at 1:30 p.m, I asked Terry Tunks, In disbelief, "How can this be?" Terry informed me that they only met to appro"e the minutes and then call ror adjoernment. Thanks anyway, to aD the senators and committee members. for the Job yoo have dme this year. whatever it was. Fint come the finals and then com.. the End. But didn't yoo ever wonder, what comes alter the End' For some, summer school will rill the void between now and the raD For others, it is hack to ye olde ramily homestead. 1m) If wdl be getling back to the five B' : The Brew..... Bratwurst, Bee r , Beach. and Beautiful Women in Bikinis. I mean, really he indeed tom down the waD to finally show his true self? OneC8Jl only hope, and wait ror rulure offerings. Even though "The Final Cut" may not surpass "Dark Side" in sheer artistic merit, it comes damn close. Don't expect the crashing guitars and primal screams of "The WaD." Then tb< tiger broke free. Now the man comes forth. Tbe album is dedicated to tb< memory of Eric Fletcher Walen, who died in Italy at the Anzi. beachhead. It is a fitting bibute and the underlying sadness can be felt in every song. The imagery is rich and at times painful, endilW after the screaming "Not Now John" in "Two Suns in the Sunset," voicing Waters' premonitioo of the holocaust to come. The final live lines probably sum up the philosophy or ''The Final Cut." Pink Floyd leaves us, perha ps for the last time, with these words: •'Finally I understarxl, the feelings of the rew Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend We were all equal in the end." Four and a half out or five. linked. "Possible Pasts, tt "Paranoid Eyes" and "Not Now John" are some of the better tracks on the album, even if the released version of "John" has some liberal substitutions in the name of censorship. (You reaDy didn't think Waters would sing "stuff all that," now did you?) Arguably, the classic cuts are "The Fletcher Memorial Home" for incurable tyrants and kings, and "The Final Cut, to which approaches the majesty of "Comfortably Numb." Even if no single song is really as great as "Comfortably," I believe the album as a whole surpasses •'The Wall." Waters has finally set targets in his mind, and Gilmour and Mason play as well as ever. The result is amazing - "The Final Cut" gets hetter with repeated listenings .• lA warning to anyone still in command of their possible future to take care." Running through the tracks are references to "The Wall," "Wish You Were Here" and the superlative "Dark Side of the Moon." As per normal Floyd album, you need to listen very carefully to the background ~LEADER~ Downtown/Kenosha Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear It <01bt ~lUttt~ltnpp .. 11M P ... FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANOY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLO THE OLD FASHIONED WAY CLOSEOUT SALE 50% OFF ALL IIEMS -=- ,.-~- e-. ---..,.,., _..... ~ -"_~"!II.H~ .. • '_ ............ _.~._ --....---olIlXI5' __ ... 01'\,1,,1lf4l ... "'lU.llII'~I.""~ ~ .. - ------------- .:;:..~ OPENS filMY, MAY 13MA THEAJRE NEAR YOU. . Loc.leclln the Union &'r .. r Dir.ctly Across from Ih. Info. Ctr. iSS 9 RANGER Thursday,~y 12, 1913 ..."......~or~~, ~~~.!!~red at marathon shattered by 10 minutes the old vironmentalists, Inc. ~Ieled his run III 3:21: 17 Marathon in l1Ils diVisim ...." Bill ,..,ocd for the Old Style Bald Another division record was t' g home the trophy and set- Lofthus of Madison ..,th • It or Eagle Marathon last Saturday broken by Rich Purdy of mIDg,a new.cour.;e record for his 4:15:08. - "ocning. McBride compleled the Stillwater, MN., with a time of Men s ~lSlon, ages 46 and over. The trophy winner in the 25 and grueling~ ~lle c?urse In 2:45:08, 2:58:27 winning the trophy for the ~~ ha ran the race Inspite of a under division was Micha~1 ",sily wmmng his 26 - 35 age 36-45age men's division. Second in ~arath rns:u::f.~ter lhe race, Starandl,!ilindoro with a fUlish men's division. Second ~n this this division was David Bange ci was u: s t this ~~rse time d 3:41:24 diVisionwas Donald GIlle of La Crosse wilh a time of 3'09'40 tboo second most difficult The hilly, lotm race _ men' Wausau,Wisconsin :with a time of . Don Marathon of Cresco, iA tied :~:n. Gnlbe has ron ac:ross the di\risio~. was. woo by AI Flesch of 2'58:26. The 26 mile and 10km the world's record of completing Carolina y one race, In North Platteville WIth a time of 36:04 ~ce were sponsored by Old Style 52 marathons in 52 weeks when he Com' g , was more dlfftcult. Flesch was lIOl able to break the ;:;"======:::==:==::====.:~===~=:~==,,,,~~~:;;;:~m~=I~n~~s~e~c~on~d~~be~h~,~n:d record of 32:46 which he had set Golden Rondelle features ~.::rMa=i;": ~a: Winning the lOkm race • women's divisioo . v.:as Susan Theisen of Dubuque. lA with a time of 49:32. Kim Schleicher of HaIlOVef'. IL came in second With a time of 55:47 CornellAstronomer Is there life on other planets or are we alone in the universe? Dr. f'rank Drake, Cornell University astronomerand father of S.E.T.I. ,Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence)will discuss his eflorts to find evidence of exlraterrestriallife, on Wednesday, lIay 25, at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine. The program rin begin at 7:30 p. m. Dr. Drake, an expert in radioastronom ical technology, <ooduded the firsl organized !lf3rch for extraterrestrial intelligentradio signals, known as PROJECTOZMA, in 1960.He has Iinee served as Chief of the Lunar and Planetary Sciences section of Ibe Jet Propulsion Laboralory of lbe California Institute of Technology;Associale Director of Ibe Cenler for Radiophysics and Space Research at Cornell University i Director of the Arecibo Observa tory in Arecibo, Puerto Rico; and, Director of the National Astronomy and Ionosphere Center. In addition, SmaII Busi ness Workshop "How to Work (Successfully) withYour Accounlanl" will be the IIbjeclof a program at Parkside from9 a.m. 10 noon on Tuesday, llay 17in Union 207. ClI6tof Ihe program, which will address topics including understaooingthe accountant's role lDSmall business, how to improve lllsiness relationships with actWntants and how accountants can serve as "trouble shooters," • 15.which includes the cost of hand • out materials and refresh· ... nts. hstructor will be Robert R. DaVidson, an associate professor Ii buSiness and area business agentfor University of Wisconsin - Extension. Davidson, a financial IIlanagemenlspecialist who holds Dlastersdegrees in finance and tQsiness administration, teaches and counsels small business PI'oprietors in Milwaukee, Racine andKenosha. He has six years of business :~gement experience in small f'IL~mess in Milwaukee and ","cago. Cornplete registration material <an be obtained by wri ling: . University Extension UW - ~kside, Tallent Hall,' Box No. ...... Kenosha, WI 53141, or by <:aUmgGlenn Bozan coordinator Ii Business Outrea~h at UW - Parkside, 553-2047or 553-2189. The program is sponsored by ~ Small Business Development ~ter, Ihe Departmenl of lness am Management, and !he Cooperative Exlension Ser- ~at UW - Parkside and by the ·-.::n(~ha • Racine Extension. Senior Art Show An OIJeningfor the Senior Art ~ will be held at The Parkside fromGallery on Monday, May 16 ~ 7· 9 p.m. Participants in the llet are Dorothy Bark, William ~ Ill, Frank Mandli, Bermce ~pe, and Chris Simson. Dr. Drake has remained active in teaching and has been the Goldwin Smith Professor of Astronomy at Cornell since 1976. Dr. Drake's presentation "Searching for Other W<rlds i~ Space," is part of the Discovery Series sponsored by the Cornell C~ub of Wisconsin. This year's Discovery program will also in· c1ude a screening of uCornell," a film highlighting Ihe Cornell University campus, its programs and people. Handicapped Awareness Week (May 15-22), Helen Keller's story Will he retold when "The Miracle Worker" is shown at the Golden Rondelle Thealer on Thursday, May 19 at 7:00 p.m. This 1962film tells the gripping story of Annie Sullivan's struggle 10teach the 7 - year - old Helen to communica te with a world she could neither see nor hear. Together they triumphed over incredible oods. Anne Bancroft won the Best Actress Oscar for her role as the dedica ted Miss Sullivan and Patiy Duke won the Best Supporling Aclress Oscar as the raging and desperalely isolated Helen. Scholarship available GIll lotah", .1 200 ID hoi a.. p fundo al 11 Park Ide were Uc.plecI It Fndoy by !be em &o.rd of~. IS HiJcIa G ...... >quI.1. 10 K emenal Sd~l'IhIp fund Glf 10 Par d Genenl SchoIarahip Fund rarne from TomIJIl_ PIzza arp dord. II H LIddicoat K "00 Robert and All.,. a DuncIee. III aDd Ih..., by \'8 _ daIMn " ... - 01daIMn P a loW of S1S 10 UlIo P ,~r;de;;'~;-:: DIVIS m Fa ... 1t .~ p aad a~lof lothe nJa SdloIarslu p 10 musI. Coming Events MOVIE 'For Yt/AJItEyts Only PC; Ci...,...,. MOVIE 'For Your EYftOnl,. fOG ~,.",,-,.I. COURSE VK4I100ftPhDtoof"aptr,- .11 0"' a Sponsored by UW e,. ..... on The Miracle Worker Left blind, deaf and mute by an early childhood illness, Helen Keller battled 10 overcome her handicaps and her struggle stands as a tribute to the power of love, patience and determination. With the understanding guidance and "tough" love of Annie Sullivan, her "miracle worker," Helen became one of this century's great American figures and an outstanding spokeswoman for all handicapped people. In recognition of National Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle al 631-2154 Monday Ihrough Friday (TTY1552-9656). This fiim will be inlerpreled for the hearing . impaired, There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle TheatB" is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed fo you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attach a self - addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256 PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT JOB OPENINGS AREAS: UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER SWEETSHOPPE SPECIAL EVENTS ALL POSITIONS ARE AVAILABLE FALL SEMESTER. JOBS BEGIN AT $3.35/HR. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN RM. 209 OF PARKSIDE UNION. IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING POSITION: HOURS: STUDENT MANAGER EVENINGS & WEEKENDS APP. 20 HR.lWEEK COORDINATE EVENING & WEEKEND OPERATION OF PARKSIDE UNION $3.75/HR. STARTING RESPONSIBILITY: WAGE: APPLICATIONSS CALROESE ~~~~h~: ::,:.T ~F APPLICATION PARKSIDE UNION. ... T.ewIa., ..... ,. 17 WORKSHOP t400Jrt 'O'WQrIl weaw\lftyW Y.." ~ '2OC 101'" de'l'a s I.,IY ." .... CAfl • .. WATCH FOR LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON WEEKENDS f't"'" Ma.,. 'WORKSHOP Howto9QtoWOr.o;W GoWlgc: ... tot del ... IS Spoo'aored bY UN E • ...-slon WORKSHOP 'a'un' Pnofo9raQtly at' PAll __ T.a tot~f on. Spclnil:lf'Wd Dr UW' Ex ........ "ALm AI aHlSI P. IS 10 Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER ~Shots SPOrts year in Review awto spring and baseball. The Brewers are getting off to a slow start as are some IX the players. G<r~an Thomas has only two home runs and is batling under .200. But this won't last for long. The Parkside baseball team is having a rough year, al5!'. • I In the obituary column IS Bear Bryant, he died last fall, just one month after retiring as coach of Alabama. Sports Shots Spots: Well, Billy Martin did it again. He got hit With a three - game suspension and a fine for kicking dirt on an umpire last week. Some things never change ... The Chicago Cubs won a game last week, prompting speculation that they might begin making a run at the N.L. East tille; however, they lost the next day ... Well. that's all I can think d now. See you next year (maybe). Welcome to the last sports oeclton of the 1982-83 school year; more specifically, welcome to the last Sports Shots 01 the year. As is typical with us sports columnists, we are alm .. t obligated to do a run - down of the past year's ....,nts In the world of sports, both nationaDy and locally. I am no esceplion. So. without lurther adieu, the YEAR I SPORTS!!! A htlle dcser to home, the Parllslde soccer team had a lant. tic year. Their regular aOOD record was 17-2-2, and broke 17 school records. They were ranked In the top 10In NCAA DtVialCID II, the NAJA. and they quahfied for the AlA post season tournament. They were one game away from goong to the National Championship The Women's CrOlSS Country Team wa also successful, placing ~th In the NCAA Divisioo II Aerobic Class Parllslde will he oflering two eight week modular courses this ccrnil"li fall in Aerobic exercise. The modulars, worth one credit e ch. ",II be taught by Mary Jane rreoo who is "super as far as enlhusium. mobvabon. cariDI. t... gIuJea. and Imowledge are .-emod, .. according to past students The co - ed classes will meet n..rsdays Irom 5-6:40 p.m. with no prerequisite requirements. Men's Tennis by Carr. Cariello Mooday, April 25, the Rangers took on Carthage College in an away meet. The Rangers won 7-2. Tuesday. April 26, the Rangers Nationals, and placing 8th of 25 teams in the NAJA Nationals beld here at Parkside. Winter of '82 brought us basketbaD; the Rangers and the Bucks. Parkside's new coach, Rees Johnson, had begun the new season with a bunch of unknown players, due to the defection of most of last year's team. The team had a rough time for the first half of the season, due to injuries and ineligibility. Then, in the first two months of '83, the Rangers caught fire and won their last eight regular season games and the first two games of the District 14 tournament. Then, at Stevens Point. the Ranger bubble burst. They came back to Parkside disappointed, but not as losers. They held their heads high, and are looking forward to next year. SPORT NEWS took 00 Lake County College. The Rangers won 7·2. All single matches were won. Mike Brinen (who usually plays only doubles) also defeated his opponent in a single match. Wednesday. April 27, the Rangers took 00 carroll College. The r1D81 score was 7-2, Ranger favor. AU single matches were woo but only one d... ble match . was won. TbJrsday, April 28, the Rangers beat Lake Forest College. The final score was 5-4. Friday, April 29, the Rangers look 00 Concordia College. The final score was 12-0, Ranger favor. AU single and double matches were won. Mike Brien played a single match and Reuben Montoya also played in single and double matcbes. Monday. May 2, the Rangers look on Northeastern illinois. The final score was 7-2 giving the Rangers another victory. Wednesday, May 4, the Rangers look 00 Lake County College. Rangers lost 0-9. Thus completes the Ranger Tennis team season. Their seasonal record stands at 15-18.Congratulations on a fine season, - Day With The Brew-crew by Maureen Burke during batting praclice. We w.... and Carra Cariello allowed to ask questioos so long we didn't say any of the guys w as our fav~ite players, and we di~ hug (or Jump on) them. Also t couldn't ask for autogr.p~e Fortunately for lIS lawly ~ writers, we have the bravery of bull. We approached Edgar YOl~ better known as Ned Y08t W' asked what he liked best ~~ playing for the Brewers. Hisrepl was tha t he likes the players ~ best. Of course, once we got OUr bravery up to fuD force, Wew.... dragged off the field and told to indulge our energies in eating We had the famous "BasebaU Buffet," which consisted of hot dogs, brats, potato salad, bea .. and vegetables. After filting OUr stomachs and flirting With the sports writers from the other colleges, we headed onward to the field to witness the Brewers take on the White Sox. The Brew.... beat the Sox 4-3. Ben Oglivie hit the winning home run, Then we were homeward bound. All we have to say is that the highway is the best place to pick up guys. Even when you aren't allowed to open the windows due 00 exhaust smoke. Here we are, the two lowly outcasts who write Sports for the Barger ready to tell you about our adv~nbJres with the Brewers. (Some of our adventures can't be printed, but we'll tell what we cant ) It'was the Annual State College Media Day at County Stadium on April 26. We Ranger Sportswnters gathered along with other college Journalists to listen t~ ~lve speakers who gave us the insight on Sports Media involving the Brewers. The first speaker was Dick Hackelt - Vice President of Marketing. After Mr. Hackett, we heard from Tom Skibosh (Director of Publicity), Bill Haig (Vice President of Baseball Operations), Mike Hogan (Brewer TV Announcer), Tom Flaherty (Milwaukee Journal Baseball Writer) ahd Mario ZHno (Asst. Director of Publicity). Each of them provided an interesting presention of what their jobs involve, what it took to get there and wha t they enjoyed about it. Afler the presenta lions we were allowed to go out on the field Women's Softball The Womens Softball Team won against UW·Superior in the District 14 playoffs. The first game's score was 4-0. The best balling average of the day went to Janet Broeren (2 for 4) and Cindy Ruffert (j for 2). "J hate to single out players because everyone does a fine job," commented Coach Linda Draft. The second game of the best of three series also went to the Rangers, 9-4. Lea Hammen (2 for 4) had a double that drove in 2 runs. Hammen moved. into the leading batter position because Laura Laurenzi tore some ligaments in her thumb in a recent game. Laurenzi had surgery on Monday. The team left today to play against Winona State University in the Bidistriet Championships. "If records say anything we are the more experienced team on the The Parkside Union DINING ROOM: COfFEE SHOPPE: UNION SQ. GRill: UNION SQ. BAR: REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE: FINALS WEEK REGULAR HOURS THRUMAY19 CLOSEDMAY20 UNT1LJUNE20 REGULAR HOURS CLOSED REGULAR HOURS • REGULAR HOURS MON. THRU FRI. 1-5 P. M. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY REGULAR HOURS ..... ~. - SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED REGULAR HOURS CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a. m. - 1:30 p. m. CLOSED CLOSED lla.m.-S:3Op.m. MON. THRU THURS. lla_m.-2p.m. FRIDAYS 6p.m.-l0p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT_ &SUN. CLOSED field (Winona is 10-7and Parkside is 31-8.) But whenever we get into a tournament sitw..tion, we tno. we are going 00 have to work to win," said Draft. If the team wins this weekend they then advance to Nationals for the third year in a row. Varsity Classes As many athletes discovono! when they went to register for lao classes varsity field eXperienceII not heing offered. According to Assistant Athletic Director Linda Draft because of an NAJA rule athletes can only get one creditfor participation. Instead 01 offelin& the class for all four years of aD athlete's eligibility and then determine when they could get credit, the department decided to drop the classes altogether. Women's Track The Womens Track team participated in an unusual meet this past weekend. The meet was an open meet held at Ul-Chieage where the participants were the womens team, the Chicago Men', Track team, Parkside's racewalkers and a few unattached runners. Sue Meyer qualified for the NAJA Nationals in the 10,IlOO meter run. Her time was 39:05. Jane Roscykowski recorded • personal best in the IlOO meter ruo. Her time was 2:26. Coach Mike DeWill woo the 10,000 incter in 45:03. Mark Manning finished in 46:50.6 and Dave Larwence followed closely in 46:52. Ron Condon and Tim Houden finished in 52:03and 52:06 respectively. Former Parkside walker Mike Rumhe1hart finished in 50:22. Men's Baseball by Maureen Burke . Carroll College is probably sorry tha t they ever had to play the Rangers. Parkside beat them liHl. Then on Thursday, May5,the team played Concordia in the WICA Playoffs. The Ra~ers andre rated number 1 in the playoffs. trounced Concordia 10-0 in a 7 inning game. Thanks! I would like 00 lhaok the following people: Maureen Burtte, Scott Carmalte, carra caneDo, Carol Kortendick, Robb wehr, Dan Dowhower and La~ra Peterson for a fine job in cov~ Parkside sports this year. I w nd also like to thank the coaches a administration for answering questions and giving quotes : easily. A special thank Y'"' 01 Linda Draft for taking care aU intramurals. Good luck to teams next year. ;;a toMY GIRLS: Mamie & Kathy, I will miss rOll this summer. CRASH ..... 11: Congratulations on a beautIful Job! GoClclluck to all of you on 82-83 staff "I,. . 10: It'S only 698 nours until we take offl LOVE MOLLY I&,ANCHE: Hope to see you on the Softball FItld. POlly & Molly . fMAJfK5 TO Stlln ttle Man and Cecil B. wOld til pllrtlers! I Thank you to all of you who made the news. ANY SCOOTIE: The racoons and I are ready for ... tltl",,! xox H.Il. KATHY R.: Don't you know that stuff Is bad IOl" yOU?1 TOCHRISSIE: Have a nice summerl JOEY TOIEITH & PAT H.: Have a nice summer! JOEY . TOJANE: Have a great summer! JOEY TOMAROIE: Have a great summer! JOEY TO~~o-.: see you next fall, I'll miss you! BEWARE: It's only 3 months 'til DOJA'S return!! 'run-hide! II.O'EI FORliE S••• ER SEASON PUI ..... CAMP•• ' RE.IALS .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROuND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • OOOKSTOIIES • OOOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS eWATER JUGS .CANTEENS e VITTLE KITS e CNN> SHOVELS e BELT AXES e HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES . eCQW>ASSES e FIRST AID KITS eFLASHLIGHTS e CNN> STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS AIYAICE II.YAIIOIS IICISSARY CALL: 553.2401 RANGER --Personals __ DOJA: We'. miss youl CHICKENS'AK- Or 5hCIu~ dresed ilkI' ";erlll WEeD you My U... COMPUTER: CLU.: S.me heel,..., .,..r? an INNOCENT 8ysranr:ftr CONGRATULATIONS To All Gc'~t ACSPeopl .. KnockemdMdIIIOlfa,': unc:onclousl ' HERE'S TO GOOD FRIENDS Pat H. R G.• Greg, Andy IL Pat.t. Ken M Mnood S.,8I'"enda S, Pat . .s.tf W l.....v. R" S Thanks fW betng !heI'e when l'O'I -.. Karen Norwood TO DAR'S HUS.... ND: 5'- loves you .... rtIough she di6n't want klput. c .... "teeI I TO ELLA AND DAR AND MILLIE YOU'~ the world's best secret., e for encb afldi employen. See ya ~I ,..... 1 ELLA: Keep up ft'te good work.. You ..... fantastic! ! IETH: Craw up 10 be- a$ nice Iovong.'" consider.~ as your mom ..d Y'OU' be • wondf!'rlul PHXln but then you .~ are. Take care of yourwtt. you rnotlCll' you. Karen y "'_''''''ft ....._- ..... Il.oYe m caes. Pat H. , -"'l>l(,~~ ~ ',-':;;j, • ~~ I PAT: k's good to have a great friend like youl Congratson the graduationl Ed ~~ "' STEVE: How's Joa Laurie? THE 80~' Tammy. Peggy and BOB: How was Clnd ? H Cindy. and What is)'Cin;W,,"pCindr? Who Is MATT y. ald,Na! FAN CHUCK: We're happy tnat ....._ happy and w .. '0C"f mother Is WATCH 0 IITh~to meet yOU! "K" UT PARKSIDE' or J pass glls on you. 'OK'" ee Cue. will ~~~~E:, Need some Pllpet'"'? Drop 601 DICE:~o~~a;.rleb·b~llInd Shellll? BOB $ u 'I. THE BOYS ';tIRER: Get a job! EX.PRES OMAR:Gotorit! . JILL: You never id , JEFF or you're 8 inches. BLONDIE plu$ TAMMY .. WINKING TIGER. sa.':'S STINKY equlIls AL: Break some mOl'"e!!! S&M&K N·;OSR~·A.: eewere of the V.S.P.S.P .• THE JOHN: I'm madly In lovewitt\ at the END. Love, BRUCE you . .Yoeetme J~:V::f~~s~:0~;;r;~~';U meee public YOJr JOHN: I'm lealous! BRUCE PAT HENSIAK: nas cllused m • rnerest u MIKE SR. 'I son nIght. MikE SR.; You're reet cute, 'Ill know thllt? Real cute. THANKS FOR helping stuff n stutters TANKS TUNKS '. 5PEC~AL thanxs te eveev one whO pushed (' me mto StUdent Activities. You know wh~ you lire! VALERIE TO WHOMEVER IT CONCERNS' The :;=~'s Track 'reem had 16memb~s thiS DAVE D., Mike S.. Chris W., Kathy K., Mike N., O.onna N., Jeff K., Amy B., Bill, Laurll, Karne, and esp. Jim J.: Thanksll million to all of you. I never would have made it home .. v.;~~YOU',God Bless your wheels. KATHY R. K ..HOW~ Kelly, Janet, Marcie, Jill, Laura, Chns: Tma, (have I forgot anV'?), and What s Her Name ... On yell, Debbie No wonder you were never In your office SIGNED, UNSIGNED. . 1It()()lrrMu.,.a 'IIIAlfTaD .... ---- - , ...;:;:..:=-"':':~ tnClftJtl; ,. m. "A"nD J....-- .. II' ..... F. FAMILY FUN ATTHE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER FAMILY BOWLING - PRIZES EVERYONE CAN WIN ALL AGES 50¢ A Game 3 for a Buck •• • * * FREE BUIAIIJ5 * *10' * 2 FOR 1 SOD * FOR PLUS (J FOR LANE OR TABlE RESERVATIONS CAU.: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WEU WORK YOU I 12 Thursday, May 12,1983 RANGER • PARTICIPATION IN WOMEN'S SPORTS has risen greatly In recent years. Women's Track (which had 16 members) and Women's softball are two examples: upper left: Janet Broenen heads for home; middle Jeft: a 31-8 record Isn'!all fun and games; lower left: just running around; center top: the he stays together (Spino, N'eyer and RoczykOWSkl). team that works toget Pfrlestlfer stays tough during a track workout; u~ center baHam: Linda the Intensity of a volleyball player who runs traCk right: laurie H~ ShoAAhaustakes the big swing. . also; lower right. Ann - GRAND OPENING! Royal Treat Sale! Sunday May 15. thru Friday. 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Rt.50 Kenosha, Wisconsin Kenosha, Wisconsin (Paddock Lake) salem, Wis. 414·694·1380 414-657-1340 414.843-2388 WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOU IRO •• CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 30, May 12, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-05-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System faculty personnel review committee parkside activities board (PAB) S.C. Johnson teaching excellence award tenure the end uw-system board of regents vice-chancellor lorman ratner