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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiscoDSio.Parkside Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Parks ide faculty:Shea by JoluJ Kovalic Feoture Editor The real wages of assistant pro- (esson have fallen by over a quarllr since 1m. In the same time perIld the real wages of both associ. .1.and full professors has fallen by rougbly the same amount. This mears that an average professor at Parkslde hs seen his standard of liv- IIlC falldramatically over the last 12 years These figures, cited in a recent "udy by Parkside Associate Professor of Etonomics Lany Duetsch, IIIClude au full-time faculty. except- IbI the chancellor. vice-chancellor iIId the associate deans. A recent report by the Governor', Faculty Compensation Study CommlUee recommends that dlinges in UW faculty salary be mad< on order to bring salaries in .... with those of faculty at other ~ universities. However. James Shea, chairman "the UniVersity Committee which tI studying faculty salaries. has <ailed, this report unfair to Parkside ""Ity S~.. , professor of Geology, thonlts that 'uch changes will only h.1.. an adverse affecl on the fac' ,Ity and ,t,denls here. "What they've done," S3Jd Shea "is to break down the salaries i.nt~ three groups and compare tbe groups system-wide." The breakdown into full associ. ate and assistant professor salaries is one of the main problems With the report, according to Shea "Why by rank? They assume au the ranks have the same meaning throughout the UW system. whicb they don't," he said. "At Parkside, we have an extremely conservative system of promotion to full professor There certainly haven't been very many promotions since I've been here," The policy of conservative promotions keeps the average salary of both full and assocsate protessors relatively high, when compared to the rest of the system, said Shea. In fact, the average salary 01 a full professor at Parkside IS about $2000 higher than the median salary in Ihe group co>ered by the Gover· nor's ComnuUee report. Tbe bottom hne, Shea indicated. is that instead of receiving as much as $406,000 in 'catch-up' money. Parkside may receive as little as $43,000 or aboul a 1.1 percent aver· age raise increase per penon. opposed to a 9.9 percent incr~ "What they're ,aying:' sa.d Food service cuts employees by JeD. Tualdeict service try to use as many students News EdItor as possible. but the number IS llmited due to the employ .. union con- One Union employee has been tract. He added that st~t hours :: oil and one 'tudent employee can be exteaded by catenng. S been let go from Heritage Food "Hopefully business WID poet up' rsterns, the campus food service. and we can bring everybody. bact'. ~~nc to Pat Nora, Food Nora said. Desptte the drop In busi· ~ 'ICC Manager, the layoff was ness. Nora does not foresee ~y .... ~USCd by a drop in business in the nificant increase in food pnces 011 ilion Dining Room, Union Square campus. "Food prices are gouII. to :: the .Coffee SluJppe. Nora said go up but not drasticall~= the ,business usually drops during Ithink we remam Juste are not the __ I~~ semester due to a lower we were ~t year. W uw Syst "~,vw,.... t. ltighest priced In the , Cl'?' witelt IS a cyclical thing with us but we're not the lowest - - re .. re every year we can predict the middle:' be said ~ the laYOff, are going to have Nora feels that il has been a:= take Place and the people under. year for food semce, and end 01 ~ that." said Nora. "I don't like specials are P~ r:.~~ May 4. lba e. layoff, because it means the semester. " . Bananas" be t bllSlness is not what it 'hould there WIll be a . GoinC Room rnor8eheve me, if Icould keep ten special In the U:;: DuunIl one ro e people working all year where ,Iudenls purchase bathlUld, I WOuld.It is just the fact of of the food Items COO, laIJWICBi<: Pen \ayeoIffsOOd', will receive a ree do .. rVlc,~ operallon that nanas will asla be "Study Break" St OCCur. There U· Square and beoalIden\s' work hours have also specials in thed",=the last week CUI back In lood services, ae- Coff.. Sboppe w.... week <lInIiII& to Nora. He siad thai food of scbOoI and dunDll fiDaIs • Shea, ·1S·Look Ialow ,.,.... Ixulty is eanunc Ieoa. '" lIo!n's ..... percent pay . 'aod lbe1 eap«t that to bnnc III up to f "e're :z:; pertelt down Shea quoled DvetsdJ's report and pointed I I saIarw:s for lull professors al Parkside -.. down in real doIIan from SUo .. 1974 to 59.1 today "We can abo cot fooled by real and nonuoal ...... " Shea said ., ommaI have.-_ led smre 1m, but real ...... declined by ..... a qa:ut2r ".~ lot of people _ al Parbide are -aw,. WltiaIIy I...than they dod YftR At a tune 01 tbeIr hfe _ people wouJd be fSPO<WlC 10 eom a bll more, lbe1 re eeumc Iess." In the IoIlI term. limo,... s . people ler are DOl faculty, a<eordulg 10 "Sunply speaking, )..... pay for Ml«. you ply ..,..'1 be 10 _ tile 01 faculty you I In torms 01 .Iy and ltit_ It. III the _ 01 the sludealJ SlId the tupaytn to eet cood people are do _II: said In Doetsch s .. port • trend DOled was lIlal of Parlside larv\ty .-. wbo ..... teadwlc awards. or - ior scboIar .wards - tile -_ 01 Partside' fxuJty - __ decbne In real .... been abool 17 percent ..- 1m, wbereu 01 tile .. facWty .-..ben ,till at Partside ... 01 these annls. the __ real Cerda ...... P..-: Gusken open forum ( Vandals attack Park ide Student group holdawar Movie review: Hlcema HThe Miser" continue perfor Loop 500 a roUBe g ucce Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Park ide facu by John Kovalic Feature Editor The real wages of assistant pr<r I rs have fallen by over a quarter smre 1972. In the same time pethe real wages of both a ociand full professors has fallen by hly the same amount. This ns that an average professor at de hs seen his standard of livlall dramatically o er the last 12 rs These figures, cited in a recent d) by Parkside iate Profesof Economics Lany Duetsch , lude all full-time faculty , exceptchancellor. vice-ehancellor the associate deans . recent report by the Goverrs Faculty Compensation Study Committee recommend that es 1n UW faculty salary be In order to bnng salaries in with those of faculty at other em univers1ties . However, James Shea, chairman of the University Committee which tud)'lng faculty alaries, ha lled this report unfair to Parkside tty hea, professor of Geology. that such changes will only n adverse affect on the facand tudent.s here. Food service cuts einployees by Jenme Tunldei New Editor ~ nion employee h been ope off and one student employee been let go from Heritage Food tl'ms, the campus food service. A. Ording to Pat Nora, Food ce Manager, the layoff was INSIDE U . by ~ drop in business in the on Dirung Room, Union Square 1 lhe _Coffee Shoppe. Nora satd 1 b~ness usually drops during olkinng semester due to a lower ent. "It is a cyclical thin with u. e ery year we can predict n the layoUs are going to have e Place and the people und rlo that." said Nora. "I don't l.ixe make layoffs because it means busin is not what it hould Believe me, if I could keep ten r ore People working all year ~ d I WOuld . It is just the fact of fOOd service operation that )'Off do OCCUr." bdents• wort hours have also ~t back in food services, acto ora . He siad that food Vandal attack Student group Movie re 0 • iew: Loop 00 a ro aw perfor g z n....'. ILetters to the Editor I Who's 'name withheld'? DowFAkJr. Dar-. IIIJ lbrft ,.,on at U W hr' ......... .-I tIw -Jaritlr of ftIDcIr .w , r n pnaled ... ...... tIw Itt1en lD tIw _ ..., '" tIw Itt1en wee ..- .." N.- ilWlejd" Wllo is "Nome ...,. 'r- ...... MIl II IeoIt ,. tMna MId _ With "Nanw ~" II • Nome WltbIwId" _ or '-II, bIod: or~._ tn<aIate or or lIIIDply "'IUs 1>0< _? ". ill wi,alit,. IDd it would .b.o.~.-.-for .,..uaIs ID 0ttIIr .." ~ ........ ., _', _ ID _. "_ iIbIleId" ~ tIw ..,.. _ -,-,0 II tIw ....... form 01 cow_' Faculty salaries c ._ ...... ' awboopoo-t-_ .- "OIIIy" 1Jl • _," d DwlKh. "PansIdo'. r.noIty 11M ....... '~ ...w' ..._ n • .." 110Ib<illc 'S t t·.-.ell" 1Jl • _. SIoeso ..- tbIt tho '"""" .." tIw Gooonor·. Commlllft _ an "~b6ed ........... dIAst ... ·• lor "-- Io<aIt) WIllI tIw slate II teIIiIc _ doIIIs ill ~ aDd K_lItb1t )OO'J'f ID bavf ID pul up with a tJUr6.rat. system. beca_ thai's aD tbo7'J'f .... ID IaDd )00." said Correction Two typocrapIUaI enon wee "-,. .III tIw Indoa Tnp story last ",. Taj MabaI _ built III lIDO. 110I 1. as tIw story ltalod AIoo. Ijlpbcaboa __ lor tIw tnp IS Od_ 15. III)( NaY I Rancor ~ \be typocrapIUaI omn. Write a Letter to the Editor , ~ It's time to drink it up Silly thoughts {rom the man in ch,¥ge: Monday's opt'II lorwn with Cbancfllor Alan (iusJun pI'O\'ed to bo \be same 01' thing. Nol only was the crowd .... the same (small), bul even \be people who altftldod are the same ones who ALWAYS altend the OOCl a serneste!' eo;enl Oh, wen, at least some people botbos- to C2J'f. One U>1..... l1nI note from the lorum was one 01 the f.. wps Guslun bas eYer made spealting to a crowd. (Alter au.• boIIeYe bo's cbost-wrilten several public ..... v"C lextbooks-boy. can he t.alk. You don'l even have ID ask hun a question. Just cJ,ance al him once aDd oU he coes.• ) But anyway, a liUle while after denouncing the "free.-fIowin& alcoholic .... er.I8es .. on campus and say- UlI that Paltside is "an educallonal inslllulion. nol a bar." Gustin acIdnssed the ISSUe of lbe Big Brother t.avern league, which IS wailing to po""," on Parkside and its alcohol the rust chance il gets. <Those jealous _.lbem.) TaItmc aboullhese oulslde Ulfluences, GusJtin menbooed tbat "we don't encourage anybody other than students ID dnnIt (out herel." As they say in Chancellor ac:booI. Big AI "Oops." ThaI's OK. we don'l always belieYe )'OU anyway. ********** Speaking about encoUl'1lilJ1g studeots to booze it up - be sure ID renembe< thai you only have unlll the end of this senester lo do it In comlort, .so be SUIe to st.art early (I rsIl, chdn'l say thai - I was misquOIedl ....Ipolioes WIll t.ake effecl next semester. Arnone 1M MW Ilens mclude: no more pitchers of heft. no It'IOI'e carafes and half caraIes of "";ne and don'l forget. only ODe alcoholic .... erag. per persOn (01 IepI ace. o( <our'Se) per trip to the bar. 'Ibis Ialest Ilem _three very useful purposes: burrunc oIf those aJcoholic calories WIth aU 01 that - .... Iearrung how nol to be pallenl by bemg consumed by the coneestJon althe bar; and supplymg the campus sticty-rmgen WIth au o( your valuables and/or boob when eYerybody (rom your t.able has to go up to the bar ID order to get aoo!her round. ~ ~ •__ .•_.. EdiI:.- ... ~TuIlieItz_ .... _ _ .• ~ • Job 1[_ - F_. EdiIor '01 PIIrida 0mlb6e_ _ Spom F.dit« C Mkbel KaiIas___ ,, ... ..~ F.dit« ,. Dow cE ...._ .-"c.".EdiIa AM,8u t __ _ .... M. Cd CM' c.Claallft_ .__ _Mwa 55 aMe I" Jill wwme, .NWIa t:MItriIIetioi U•• scer Pat • _AlIt. B $ Ma Sib WRl'I'ERS Kari Dillon. Bob Kiesling. Carol KorteDdtc:t. JeCl Leiswii Rick Laebr, Robb Luellr, 1M"Oberbnmer. Toay Racers, Bill Stou-- pard. idt Thome. SaraII Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERs Itar& Cairo, Todd lferbot. Kara TraIel by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won'l be any IUD' I chd.) I can'l let *las*l w*ee*k's*i*nfa*mo*us*5*th Annual51_ Awards Banquet pass by withoul a menllon. Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one. I've beeI al all five of Ihe "fun" events excepl for Iasl year. but from whal I hear ahoul thai one. I'm glad f WIS m I Paltist.anian jail althe time. This year. 10and beboId I success was achieVed. Even the yearly "enter'taJDdl slide present.allon was good. Bul (of course) there was one major disappooJIIJIlO thai made the olherwise successful event only a IIll1dIy successful one: those lhin~s that were supposed III br black olives were hard and tasteless enolll:h to _ members 01 the PSGA Senale. In next week's final edition of the Ranger: Serious thoughts {rom the IIIJII in charge. er o the Editor I me withheld,? • a ares ect·o Write a Letter to the Editor It's time to drink it up from the man in cb~rg_e : forwn with Cbancellor Alan Uuskln ol ' thing. only was the small), but en the people who AL A VS attend the t Oh , well at least IKMlle people WR by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won't be -any fun did .) ********** I can't let last week's infamous 5th Annual Awards Banquet pass by without a mention Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one . J' at all five or the " fun" events except for last ye,r , fro11_1 what I hear about that one, I'm glad I • • P tanian jail at the time. This year. lo and behold.• ~ was achieved . Even the yearly "entertailill slide presentation was good. But (of course ) there was one major diSA~ that made the otherwise successful event only • uct'eSSful one: those things that were supposed 10 black olives were hard and'tasteless enough to members of the PSGA Senate. In next week ·s final edition of tht &nger: Serious thoughts from the maa in charge. 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The annual Gen Con convention DC war and fantasy game enthusiasts beld at Parkside pumped $614,000 into the local economies of Kenosha and Racine last summer. shows a study conducted by Parkside professon and students. Ceo Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is sponsored eacb August by TSR jne., 01 Lake Geneva, makers 01 the eoormously successful Dungeons & DragOllS role-playing lantasy game. The study, directed by James Rovelslad and Judy Vibnain, both Parkside business professors, was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI. Some 6,000 persons attended. A team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants, aslUng questions that sought to detennine who the garners were and how they spent their money. According to the study, 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties. represented nearly every state and many areas of Wisconsin, and brought new money mto the area. Most were upscaled young males who were either students or had professional or managerial jobs. the .tudy said. Most had at least two years of college. The study said the garners and their guests .pent a total 01 about '1.4 million over the four days of the convention. Of that amount. $614,000 went directly into the eoonom.ies of Kenosha and Racine througb the purchases 01 goods and services such as plI, lood, lodging. car maintenance and recreational activities. More than half of the money James Revelstad went out of the two-county area, the study shows, either to businesses in other areas of the state ($268,- 000) or to businesses out of state ($487,000). Most 01 that money went to the dozens of game vendors who sold their wares at a trade show during the convention. Rovelstad, who directs the newly established Parkside Center for Survey and Markeling Research, said it might be possible lor local businesses to even further increase the local liscal yield from the convention through methods such as tour groups and displays by local chambers of commerce del.ailing the many activities, events and recreational opportunities available in the Kenosha-Racine area. "There are a lot of things people can do in this area:' Rovelstad said. "Everything from Iishing to touring. There are plenty 01 parks, historical sites and commercial facilities that can be pleasant ways to spend an afternoon. There are good theaters, restaurants and otber fonns of entertainment available. You've got to let people know what's out there." Former prof dies Emeritus assistant prolessor 01 Englisb Bernard P. Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where he had lived since retiring lrom Parkside in 1971. He had taugbt for 25 years at the UW Racine campus and llJen at Parkside and was an organizer and officer of the Racine- Kenosha Branch 01 the American Civil Liberties Union. He received his undergraduate degree at Wabash College and the graduate degree at the University 01 Dlinois. SuIVivors include his wife Betty, who also taught Eng1isb at the lormer Racine campus, and a son and daughter-in-law, James and Anneke Ponak of Los Gatos, Calif. RANGER Vandalism makes mark on campus What ..menliaJ need does vandalism fill? Is it cheap thrills lor bored professors, a release for lrustnted freshmen, a display 01 power for wimps or is it just soeething to do? One area laking its lair amount 01 scribbled tables, ripped chairs and dismanUed bathrooms in the library. Director of the Library Learning Ceoter, HanneIore Rade<, bas also WO<ldered this berse1f, especially with the incrase 01 vandalism in the library. Rade< leels tbis has been the worst year ever' lor vandalism, "Vandalism ranges from tape marks on the waU (paint peels when they're removed) to an entire demolished area," said Jack Dudley, director 01 the Pbysical Plant. He agrees with Rader about the increase in vandalism lately, yet he still believes that Parkside is one of the best lookinl universities in the UW system. This semester alone, seven cases 01 vandalism have been reported. Some of the cases were torn couches, fluorescent tubes removed from the Ughts and the lncreasingly popular lad of destroying the men's bathrooms Since the scbool has up to a $300 deductible, most of the vandaliJm goes UDreCOrded, yet aU 01 it costs the scbool. Accordinc to Rader, this destruction ultimately costs the student. Rader said that library _ty Is minimal_ "The stafl watches, but we can't cover three: floors too well. We're wortiDI with .iii 'barebottom' personnel," added Rade< Assistant director of Security Vin· cent Gigliotti, _ Wlth Rade<, adding that it's diIficuIt to ha.., someone patrol the area _nUy and almost Impossible to cateb someone in the act 01 vandalism. Union Director DiU Niebuhr has seeD DO increase of vandalism in the Union, whicb be atlriboles in part to past precaulioaary measures. New Union lurniture will be "vandalism proof:' because it's al· most impossible to slit open. "We Iry to clean graffiti ncbt a.. y. so others cIon't add to il," said Niebuhr. Rader said, "I'm bopiDc for an increased a........... of vandalism. Let people know it's bappening and eocourace them to report or stop Rader cited by alma mater Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been named a distinguisbed alumnus of the University 01 Michigan School 01 Library Science, Rader earned master's degrees in library science and German literature as weD as a bacbelor's degree in Russian and Spanish at Michigan. She recently returned to the Ann Arbor campus to accept the di'lingujs~ alumnus award and to he a featured speaker in the annual alumni-in-residence ~. She spoke on "Can We SUlVlve: The Academic Library of the 1980's." . Rader is one 01 only 31 Uruversity 01 Michigan scbool alumni to be selected as distinguished alumnI since the award was first gIVen In 1969. She came to Parkside in t980 Irom Eastern Michigan University, where she was assistant humanities librarian before being promoted to coordinator 01 the university's Center lor EducatiooaJ 1Iesclurees. Rader's expertise in bibliographic instructioa and staff development bas made her a popular speaker at major library coolerences and sbe bas published extensively on those subjects_ Recently, she was appointed editor of Reference SerW:es Review, a major library journal published by Pietiaq Press in Ann Arbor. any vandalism. t, To lurther persuade students to report crimes of vandalism, PattsIde bas a Reward Procnm- nus was >el up by the UW Risk Management C"OI'IUDittee to cave memo ben the aotbority to offer up to $100 for informatioD OIl "ndahan, theft. false ~ aIanm, anon or bomb threats. The student _ report the crime immediately and may........., anonymous. Acconlulc to Karm LouripD, Educatiaaal Services assistant, the _ committee mllSl tbU)nt ,P • ~ ..... by Dow Mdtw, -. SUA! the lnIonnatloe IS nIid and IeacIa to aD arrest After that. the P"OC'e8 of obcelD'nc tM reward Is fatrty CII'd. Dudley aDd Rader boIb ItIt thai ¥aDdaItsm Is DOl _ by the major, itJ of the _ bodJ, bot ralber a .-- lew II affects, • e... ,.... "t'se _ IotIe1 to tIot - Irnm _ ~ tIot ned•lim• I tw.rtiJy C08Nt wttII u.- st_ts," Ooadley stated Rader added, "You're really dam- ... ,..,....., ....... ,.,.. dlomaet parts of the _ •• wl) .. o • 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The IMllill Gen Con convention oI war and fantasy game enthus1asu held at Parkside pumped 14,000 .into the local ecooomi of Kenosha and Racine last summer. hows a study conducted by Parkside professors and students. Gen Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is nsored each August by TSR Inc., of Lake Geneva, makers of the enormously successful Dungeons & Dragons role-playing fantasy ame. The study, directed by James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain, both Parkside busin professors. was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI . Some 6,000 persons attended. team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants. king questions that sought to determine who the gamers were and how they spent their money. According to the study . 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties, represented nearly every state and many area of Wasconsin. and brought n w money into the area. o I were upscaled young mal ho were either students or had prof · onal or managerial Jobs . th tudy d . Most had at 1 t t o y ars of roll ge. The study said the gamers and their gu ts spent a lot.al of about SU million over the four days of the conv ntion. Of that amount. 14,000 went directly into the et'OllOrni of Kenosha and Racine through the purchases of goods nd 1 uch as , food, lodging. car maintenance and r reational ctiviU . tore th n hall of the mon y went out of the tw~unty area , the study sbo • either to busi es in other ar of the late ( 000) or to busin out of tale ($487 ,000 ). Mo t of that money went lo the dozens of game vendo who sold their wares at a trade show durin the convention , Rovel.stad , ho directs the Former prof dies Em rih1s · tant prof r of English Bernard P . Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where h bad lived since retiring from Park- 1de in 1971. He had taught for 2S years at the UW Racine campus and then at Parkside and was an oranuer and officer of the RacmeKenosha Branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. He received · undergraduate degree at Wabash College and th graduate degree al the Uru,.·ersity of Illinois . Survwo include his wife Betty, who also tJtught English l the former Ra ine cam • and a n and daughter-in-law. Jam and Ann e Poruk of Los Ga , Calif . Vandalism makes mark on campus d . .. l'm boplnc for increased a'llrllftt'teSS of vandalism Let people t' and «N:'t'>l.lra.e them to report or top Rader cited by alma mater H nnelor B. Rader, director of Par ide's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, h been named a d.istingui hed alumnus of the University of 1ichigan School of Library Scien e. Rader earned m ter's d gr in library science and Gennan literature as well a bachelor' degree n Russian and Spanish at M.ichi• an. he recently returned to the nn Arbor campus to accept the di tingui hect Jumnu · aw rd nd to be a featured peak.er m the annual alumru-m-residence program. She poke on " Can We urvwe: The Academic Library of the 1980' _, . . Rader is one of only 31 na, erity of Michigan school lumni ~ be l led a distinguished ~I~ ·n<'e the award was first given m 1969. . 980 he cam to Parkside in l from Ea.stem Michigan niversi_ty, here he a i tant humaruti • n.nday. MayS. 1114 5th Annual Awards Banquet Program recognizes student group members 't would have been difficult ereat- a serious car accidellt ill "-- ~ awards " said one student wbo ber, while he was serviDg ~ ~ the banquet. Chancellor president. ~ Alan Guskin and AssisWlt Chancel- In lbe put. Poereba pia lor Carla Stome were awarded active role in several ~ "WeIcom" to Miller Time" by the "None of us knows bow IIUIdl UWPDT. Stof8e wanted to make a tential.be could bave given pJ:: correction on a Ranger story. de. This year he ViOuId have """ ....... in a past article \be WrIter an obVIOUScontender lor tho D;,. told 01 seeln& her under the table tinguished Student Awan!. s...... (in \be Union) drUnI<. She amended of this. we're given him • 'POdIl this bY saying abe wasn·t intoncat- award." said Couvion. 1'ht pIaqu, ed. only pickiJl& up popcorn off lbe WI read: Phil POIfeba. Ia ....... floor. tion 01 dedicated ....... to tho 'Ibe evening closed wilb a dedi· dents of UW·Parbide. AprU ~ calion to Phil Pogreba. who was 1ft 1984. . Senate considers education budget Are you man enough to enter? C I Woman enough to buy tickets? a I - Warn Bam Singing Telegram! . 553·9095 SWim Suit - Talent. Formal Competition FABULOUS PRIZES! 25- TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV'" ALSO. WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION." ~~~~~~~iiiiiiiiiiiii;;;;;;;;;;;;;'~=== bepD With a sIlde preI<!Illalion -me tbf .... ,..... •• _1Ios aad ItIIdmt W•. maFjooIrIowotar&.alltibufUOsliDde -p. rese.-ted· -.10 to IIa .-bon, adriIen _lor laipb-' -,<. IlisIlDpIoMd Serrice Awards W8'e give to IDdividaals _ lDaa_' ." _ ..... ..,tIle oIIoer -.. • bei"I oubtaadiIIC and _Ill«. Recipiellts 01 _ W8'e' SOC-Volerie 0l00II and .lad< 1teaIper; PAB-Katb aar- _ MIke Dry; "- Suppcrt-Laun Mdrdrie and Lawm O>rist-...; PSGA-5<otI Pel..- and Teny ~.,;.....1~.31t,eD ~ aad.len- OMIt _ .-.. tile PreIi· _ Afti'd. 'nlIs award "liVeD to __ -..up qualities of a opeafk: iDdmduaI. '!be pres ~,n\s 01 d..if.f.e.f.t.D.t .... "intiae' vote on the Prot ..... Dovid Habbel received AdviIes" of the V_ Award for his _ wilb tile Parlr:Jide AsIocialion 01 CommllDlC8lDrs Admow\edgemeDts ..... gi.... to students iDvolved in lIomecommg aad Winter carnival 'Ibe Homecomin& Committee lIIC1uded: Chair· man Terry Tunks. Carla Thomas. Louis Valdejah. Dan Ga1braJlb. P2t B~ Cbud<-. J-u. Pbil· lip&, Valerie 0II0n. KeD Meyer and Pal MuDigan. People compooinC the Winter carnival Committee were: Chair· man Valerie Olson. Bill Bader. Mark Chrlst.n •• n, Deborah Dewysl. MIke Dry. Frank Gregory. CarlIle BaImo. Chris J{ammeIeV. Jad< Kemper. KeD Meyer. Jut Niet- .... aad Bruce Preston. Eocb ,.,... one student is c_ 10< bis/her emiJIoDI dedication to. tbf ICbool A -.Jed Terry Tunts received Ibis ,.,... •• boaor. "Witboul corporate spoasonhiP. -'On~Fl'1day AApnI_27 tbf 6fIII Nt- 8Mqaot_ .b.eId..8d",.Ioo.I......... is give yeor\y ! I ..... -' the .-....---....... 8ooddl' CooowIoe, Cuoo 'I Iv 01 _ -'IIJI tIliI_ is .... to II plw _ ..... ... I ed __ totbf ICbool ON.- 1lIded. "Recopt- _ 10 a ...,-. ()( ...... JOII caa _ raIIr poJ 1Ild .. tbf ___ It's jolt one """ 01 II)'- "IMab.'. "-'-I IIIe _.1 t h ..- _W8_'e ?0 •DuCAalIrala G_oI_oIr:la. ,.. IIIe t .. _ adriIen 01 "- .S.t.a.d.e,Dnt. OParrpt:nIItdroau,-. Owm-H. tet. tbf Out T_. lIIod< _ Or· poIII_. tbf ?,...-.., Part· lido "-<1M .... 01 CommUDicalon. tbf Parbide Sluclml CoYeromeo1 A-=-_ ODdRance- n. ~enlnc started off Wllb <OCttaill. pc oceecled Wllb a r.... _ aad was completed wilb \be -.10 procnm The mailer ODd __ of ceremonies ...... Buddy CouvIon aad Maril)'D BuceaboceD Tb. actual award presentation Nest week \be U.S. Senate WI lake up tile bIadIet resolution that sets rJICII ,.,... (FV)1ll85 funding li· mits for led.ral education pro- 1f8DlI. including financial aid. 'Ibe Senate's action. expected bY Coogressional s1aflto be as early as \be middl. 01 next week. Will com· p1ement _. 01 a budget resolu· llon by lb. House 01 Rep.... nla· bv.. belore Congress' holiday recess Senate Joint Budget Resolu· tion t06, being reported out 01 \be Budget Corrunittee. would provld. • NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COpy EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parksldestudent In good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C funding for all education programs ooIy atl~eIs \be sam' as lor FY84. rougbly .15.5 billion. Senators Bradl.y (D·New Jersey). StaUord (R·Vennonl) and Pell CD-Rhode lslandl are sponsoring an amendment to lbe budget to increase the education spending limit to .17.6 billion. companblo 10 ~ fl1 billion target cootaiDod is U. House's hudget resolulloo. Student leaders al 1ota1. lblo and national 1~e1s bave IIped~ 3 to 5 percenl real incre-. .... tilied by enrollment iDc:rases .. cent cuts and economic needs Small business pitfalls Th. piUalls of establishing a small business WI be discussed in a two-session course from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Wednesdays, May 16 and 23. in Union Room 104. Total cost is f20. Advance registration is required and can be don. by calling 553-2047. ne course is designed for the potential or new small business owner or manager. but can also ,help people wilb established busi· n..... recognize areas of ....... in Iheir own operations. Arthur E. Robinson, pmidoDt 01 lbe Racine-based managemeal_ sultant linn RobinsoD. Evans IIld Associates will instruet the COUI1f The course is sponsored by Park· side's olliee of Business 0utlf8dl in lbe Business and AdminillralM Science Division; UW _. and Parkside·. Small BusiDoIIllovelopment Center. coonlioal<d ill BiD Hughes . ... Program r cognizes student group members it would have been difficult creatUIC awards," said one student who attended the banquet. Chancellor Alan Guskil'I and Assistant Cbaneel· lor Carla Stoffle were awarded "Welcome to Miller Time" by the UWPDT. Stoffle wanted to make a correction on a Ranger story, where in I past article the writer told of seeing her under the table (lD the Union) drunk. She amended this by saying she wasn't intoxicated, only picking up popcorn off the floor. a serio~ car accident in flie eftfling closed with a dedi· lion to Phil Pogreba, who was in ber, while he was serving as n.,,, president. • ,11,A In the past, Pogreba pla active role in several 0 ~ "No_ne of us knows how mueh tential _he could have given Part.. de. This year he would hav b . e an o vtous contender for the tinguisbed Student Award . of this, we're given him 1 award," said Couvion. The ~ read: Phil Pocreba. In r lion of dedicated laVice to the dents of UW-Parkside. April ~ 1984. Senate considers education budget • EWS ED TO • FEATURE ED TOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COPY EDITOR • A VE T SI G ANAGER • ss B SI ESS A A ER • • DIST IBUT 0 A GER in good s a ding ca r mg leas r. p ne ce pre rred. All pos1t1ons are paid Apphcat,on av Uab n the Rang r ott·ce 0139C (undi for all education programs onl at 1 els the same as for FY84, roughly 115 .5 billion. Senato Bradley (D-New Jer- ), Stafford (R-Vennonl) and Pell D-Rhod land) are ponsoring an am1end:menl to the budget to inth education pending limit to $17.6 billion, comparable to $17 billion target contained 111 House's budget resolution. Student leaders at loral and national levels have ~ 3_ t~ 5 percent real increases art i.lif1ed by enrollment increases, r cent cuts and economic Small business pitfalls The pitfall of e tablishing a small UWIJI~ wilJ be discussed in t · n course from 7 to 9 tive Wednesdays , ay 16 d 23 , in Union Room U>-t. Tota.J cost is $20. Advance regt10n as required and can be ne by calling 553-2047. The course · d igned for the po en · l or new small busmess o r or mana er, but can also people with established busi- (II n es recognize areas of • in their own operations. Arthur E . Robinson, ~I ol the Racine-based management suit.ant finn Robinson, Evans Associates will mstruct the The course is sponsored b) Parl side's office of Business Ou in the Business and Administra Science Division; UW ElttnSIOII and Parkside's Small Busines velopment Center, coordinated Bill Hughes . Are you man enough to enter? Call~oman enough to buy tickets? Warn Barn Singing Telegram! s . 553-9095 w,:;1A Suit - Talent • Formal Competition BULOUS PRIZES! 2sc TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV!" ALSO, WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION.'' . TIIunday, May 3, 1984 Eft Job hunters must be prepared ployment and know what will make sense to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step is creating your resume. This is a general, overall view of you and your past job experiences. Linquist stressed, "The resume is not a vehicle to a job, but the vehicle to your interview:' There are three types of resumes - the cbrooological, the functional and a combination of both. The chronological lists all your past job experiences, from the past up to the present. The functional contains only those jobs that relate to your present situation. The combination is self-explanatory - it cem- • bines both methods, but the penon would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job. "Avoid weasel words," stressed Linquist These are passive words that don't say much of anything. Such words to avoid include aided. assisted. helped. received or par. by Carol Korteudick ticipated. Other tlungs to avoid are trite, overused and self-servu>g phrases such as self confident. cost oriented. solid foundation. thoroughly trained. well versed in, linthand knowledge of. ideas penon, Uke to make tIungs happen accept responsibility and bigb-.rgy person. Lioqwst said these words tum an employer off. because: an employer wants to hear soroetlung dlIferent. Instead. said Linqwst. use aclJOll verbs Accent your resume with words that emphasize achievements. Some such words are accomplished. augmented, cernpleted, delegated. established, ... panded, launched. pinpointed. published. solved. surpervised, tnpted. unified and utilized. "When you reach the lOt..".,... you're going to be a salesperson, selling yourself in different terms than the resume,' said Linqwst. 'V,'hen j....gt!lto ~ ~ you're gotng from ob)Cctrve to jectlve. You may ... d tIIal !au maybe DOt. but that's reahry " Upon eIltermc the _, the .... ter.iewer will usaally tty to find COIIlIIlOII Il'JUDd and tbeD prOCO!ed to the topic at baud. He's _ to ... tndI: questions. to try to catdl According to Job Service's Richard Linquist. before a job position goes public. it's already been filled about 70 percent of the time. It costs an employer money to put out the ad. go through the resumes and !Dtemew people. Because of this future job hunters must prepare themselves for the changing job scene. "When you're starting to think about marketing yourself. go to a bigger labor market and do your homework. Know a tiltle of what the organization does. its mission," advised Linquist. He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as better. bigger job markets for graduates. Linquist listed three stages necessary for obtaining a job. Job seekers should begin with the preparation stage. Know the technical jargon or the prospective place of ern- ~FunRun' funds Vets' to rai•se CIIiId Care Coatfr and ParlJlllle'l vou·Oq ....._ ... It Rth.eptntioD I"u"f ."."Ud:":"'~~~= and .t -" sbopo _ III ~. RadM_ ""' .....kioe. '!be t4p tint --. bolIt _'J __ ·s I' IIId alder) ~ bo __ tropIDa '!be t4p two f Ia the ,...... _ I~ "1IId _I (lC__ _..... _ForvID-Of.e.I'MarmoIlool oaPaartoat 55).22lII or.. ! 1ft! Ridl II 5M-*6 Iller ~ pm. The second .annual (Jl'~mlle "Fun-Run." 3pOdHed by _. de's studellt Veterans' Orpaizaliou, will be at , a m 011 Saturday. May 19, startioC __ the bnd&e IuWng Molinaro Hall Ind the lhUoa IIwIdinC _ faDer Loop Road Entry 10 the run is 1I5 1ft advaD<e and S7 the day of the ..- M- 'IIDCe regJS1ntioo deodline is Fnday, May It Coot indIIlIes I ·Vets' Fun-Run" T-tbut _ two _ for t>evences PtO<£eds of the _ will 10 to the Muocular DtstJupI't "--- tion, the Disabled Vet....... of Amenu OrJaJUUlUOD. Parmde Mexican holiday observed Mayo and Why We CeJebreale." a famous MI!lDcaJlgenenl and his The panel will include Salamon heavily oulnlllllbend troops repuls. Flores a UW-Milwaukee education ed the Freueb for _ days at prof~r - Oscar Mireles of the "Pueblo. '!be MexicaD army lost that Fiesta P~tria Committee •an area battle. but eveDtua1ly led Mesko to Hispanic culture group; 'Art Mar- i15 indepeDdence from Fnnce. lioez, of the Spanish Centers, inc.. "'!be FIfth of May is ~ of the in Racine and Kenosha' and David most JlIlportant holidays III M.... Granados. of the area' chapter of can culture." Gomez said "It the League of United Latin AmeIi- stu>ds for the In!edom. coarace can Citizens. and iolIepeude .. e of all MexicaD Parkside sociology professor r.::peop!e=='."-----------------------------------, Lionel Maldonado will moderate the discussion. For more infonnation on these even15, call 553-2278. Teoby Gornez. a counselor 10 Parkside's office of Student Development and a coordinator of UWP's Cinco de Mayo observance. said the FIfth of May is to Mesican people wha"l the Fourth of July is to Americans. He said the celebration dates back to the 19th century Mesican- French War when. on May 5. 1862. A free public perfonnance by the cluldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe "EI Ballet Folklorico de Waukesha" will highlight Parkside's first observance of the traditional Mexican-independence holiday "Cinco de Mayo" (Fifth of Mayl, which is similar to America's Fourth of July celebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. May C, in the Union Square. Following the troupe's performance. the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella." which performs contemporary pop music as well as traditional Hispanic music in both Spanish and English. will perform at 8:30 p.m., also in the Union Square. The dance is free and open to the public. At I p.m. on Wednesday, May 2. 10 Union Room 104-106. there will be a free public panel discussion lIUed "The History of Cinco de Ranger needs writer Kenosha savings and Loan PREE E I• . I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40.000 in 1984! . 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Send check or money order for only 9.95 pos.p - d . , elude my list of books and publications co,,'e!"ng lt~ 10 ustl')ci plu~ a brief informative letter on how I got InVO V . r se~ jUSL- 2,00 for the list and my Lette~(money refu':abl~ 4. f· d) D_ Hot ... ....-.a- Eidwpa IF._ .... 1IN0t4o-r5e4r. toS:t.......K.....-o sheWI 5514. 8.. Pie ...........-allow 2-3 week::. I for deHvery. And welcome to an ex.cltmg career. In your choice of TWOgreat accountsl 593S 11 Aft • 661"" West s.de-1S3S ~ BlI'#.8141-' _1,",_ --..no!>2nd $I ~'20 South s.de-1D35 22ncf A,... 65113010 Paddock LPe-24721 ~ St At- so 14.3-2lII Lake Gel\eYa-410 8toect 51 2.&&-1141 ~ Thursday. May 3, 1984 Job hunters must be pr pa e by Carol Kortendi k According to Job Service's Richard Linquist, before a job po ·uon goes publi , it's already been filled bout 70 percent of the time. It ts an employer money to put out ad, go through the r umes and mterview people. Because of this future job bunters must prepare themselves for the changing job e. " When you're starting to think • bout mar eting yoursell, go to a bigger labor market and do yoUJ' homework. Know a little of what th organization does. its mission," dvi ed Linquist . He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as bett bigger job markets for gradual . Lmqwst listed three stages n - for obtaining a job. Job seekhould begin with the preparation tage. Know the technical jarg n of the prospective place of employment and kno what WiU make s~ to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step · creating o ~um . This is a general, overaU ~ew of yo~ and your past job experiences. Lmqu· t str ed, "Th resume is not a vehi to a )Ob. but the vehicle to your inter. · . " There are three types of r ;mn - the chco ological, the r · l and a combina.tion of both The chronological lists all your pas job experien • from the past up to e present. The functi nal contains o ly th jo t re to your present situation e m ·. nation is sell-apl.inatory - 1t bines both methods, b t the person would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job "Avoid I Linquist. These are ve that don't say much of ythi . Such ords to avoid include aided, as · ted, helped, r · ed or par- Vets, ~Fun Run, to • raise fund Mexican ho iday observed A free public performance by the c ldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe " I Ballet Folk.loriro de Waukesha" wiU ht hl.igbt Parkside's first observof the traditional Mexican-Independence holiday "Cinco de " (Fifth of May), whi h is imilM to America's Fourth of July c~lebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7 30 p.m on Friday, May 4, in th nion Square. Following the troupe· performnce, the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella," which performs con emporary pop m ic as well as lraditional Hispanic music in both parnsh and English, will perform at 8 30 p.m., also in the nio Square The dance is free and pen to the public. Al l p.m . on Wednesday, May 2. in nion Room 104-106, there WIU be a fr publi p el disc · on tit "The History of Cinco d a wr r Kenosha savings and Loan 1n vour choice of KENOSHA SAVINGS , .. - ·' ••• ¾ • ,,, \ o great accounts • Thursday, May 3, 1984 Open forum Chancellor Guskin talks about i• ssues Monday s Ranger-sponsored open forum with Chmcellor Abrl Gustin was eJd an upper Mm! Place mstead of the usua1 lid• 1.aln P • but the crowd was Still mid-siz.ed About 40 people - mostly students - ed the chancellor about tenure dffl.UOns on campus. the new proposed alcohol policies, rorporate sponsorship and collecUve bargaining. Tnve One student presented a quesuon of tenun lh1s way. " You have, one, an excellent researchff who is a good le cher, two, an excellent teacher who did good ~. and three, someone a\'"t!l'llgC at both I.d's say the third one &ets tenure and the other two don't ls this what you want people to Uunk about the Publde faculty? • " Tffll.ltt decisions are always dif. ficult for ~erybody, ancluding the people who make the dedsiom," said Gmkin "Vou set up a couple of strong people there. Who knows whether thett would be a consensus among the faculty who make the d«is1ons about bow you evaluated those three people? It's the faculty In I.hat larea) who evaluate lhe lndMduaL" "For better or for worse, and I think it's lor better lhougb tt's DOl I perfect process, the peer revl!'W system • good system lt's a system in whkb colleagues make the judgmmt about the likely producU\ ity or creatl\ity ol a coll~ for the nm 25-30 years That's what you're talking about m terms of tenun l don't know who else can m.ake that dttision." be said Guskin wd, on ba~. the (acLilty ~e done an excellent job m DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120th Ave. KENOSHA. WI 53142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of BooksLarge Selectit>n of SciFiction Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! granting tenu~ 'They tended to be kind of bard and lean toward performance rather than potential and lO want to be sure nther than havmg a maybe ·• The chancellor explained I.hat the three mtena for granting tenure are teachfng. rcseard'l and either public service or uruvers1ty ser.ice • Somebody has to be dearly com• petent," sald Guskin "You can't be 11 ery good 1n one and not good in another .. but ,rs a \'et)' subjective process •• A foUow,op question asked whether or not past tenure ded· fflHIS nugbt discourage young professors from ronung to Racine "I'd say t.bat a young person rorrung in would not ba\ e much trouble figunng out what has to be done and senior colleagues tend lo be fairly helpful in encouraging them," replied Gustin "1 think with the peer re-.iew system. the rest of us ha,·e I.be responsibility to make sure t.bal the decision was based upon some object. Ive e-.~ rather than Just person2l llk.ing or disl.ilting .. .and t.bat U follows the procedures that are c:alled for," be said Gu.skin s-id the pee- te\iew system helps keep out external inflUeDC'es in the dea- 110n-making process. Akobol Polid~ The chancellor commented on the wort of the Pan.side Union Ad· 1.uory Board (PUAB► and some of its proposals. including operung up the Union Square to~ students reganlless of age dunng days, <hscontinwng pitchers of beer and carafe:$ or wme and limiting patrons to one alcoholic beverage per tnp to the bar. Gustin stated I.hat the PUAB had been doing a good job. " I have very strong feelings t.bat au students should ha~e xcess to all ph)"Slcal Huge Quantities af Bargain Books At Unbellevllbl• Prlc" New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off New York Times , Best Seller - aperback 25% Off MC-VISA - - '"'We're not in the business to make it easy to drink. a wh?le lot. This is an educ'!!ional institution, not a bar. G k. -Chancellor us in spaces on the campus I don't think that just be(aUS(' somebody is 18. 19, 20 years old and there happens to be a I.aw related to drinking s.hould separate the students from one another. That's one of the unfortunate aspects of the law of 19 )"t'al'S old. It ~lps the high S('hOOls, but it really creates a little chaos at the WU\'ersity level," he said. Gu.skill said be ts in favor of 11}'· Ing to reduce alcohol consumption on campus. something he says aU of the UW campuses are llymg to do He sa1d thal he hopes to accomplish this •·the best way we can (while) at the same time gi\ing people as many options as we can. We"re not in the b~ess of telling people how murb they should drink But al lhe same time. we're not in the bUSUleSS to make 1t easy to drink a whole lot. This is an edu• cational institution, not a bar." "Therefore," he conunued, "we should not make 1l so easy to dnnk large amounts of alcohol " Gustin said the real roncem is to reduce the b.ab1lity of the university in terms of 18 year old students bavmg access to alcoholic beverages. Pitchers and carafes make 1t \ ery difficult to insure that lbe undenge students don't dnnk alcoholic beverages " But to be Ver) honest." be said, ' The specifics don't concern me lbat much My m:ijor concern is that we 11}' to constrain a little bit the free-flowmg alcoholic beverages on campus. And wh.ate<,er PUAB comes up with within that context, I'm happy with." Gusldn was also asked about the tavern le.ague keeping an eye on the uruversities and their alcohol policies to make sure that underage drinkers don't receive alcohol. "They've been watching us for a long time," he said. "We have to do what we think is right within the context of an educational institution. We are not in the business of being a bar, so we don't encourage anybody other than students to drink .. Guskin doesn't think the univer• sibes and the community bars are m competition, "but I can understand why they do but I can't help that. I think we should not be ... encouraging non-students to come here to drink." Corporate Sponsorship The issue of corporate sponsorship has been k.icking around the campus for quite a while and there is currently a committee fonnulal· ing a policy for events that require such sponsorship. " I've always taken a strong stand that we will not accept money on this campus for things that we are not otherwise committed to. This has been the stance we've taken. We also take that stance with research projects. We will not accept every research project on this campus if it means a commitment to resources U for example, a research contract required a matching fund beyond what we could handle, we would not accept it." Guskin also said that some proj• ects require no campus money initially, but eventually the university would have to maintain it financially. "We'd be left holding the PEER SUPPORT'S ANNUAL PLANT SALE MAY 23-24 At the Physical Plant Greenhouse HOURS: 10 am • 5 pm • Bedding Plants . • Hanging Plants we will hold your purchase until after work! bag," he said. "The whole notion of cotpo sponsorship or external sponso rate for me relates to what we wa llibip accomplish as a campus, wh~ ~ be students, one of the services !ac~lty or whatever, I have no'~ Jectlons to corporate sponso for things we really want to dors: somebody else will help us pay 1 it." or '!'he policies that are currenu being developed, said Gusk r "merely require that there be in provals. We have approval pr~ ses throughout the campus on almost everything. Corporate spon sorship is not excluded. u the students really want lo do an acliYll and strongly advocate it and i~ don't have enough money on lhelt own_to do it and it won't reqllll'tlll cumng expenses, I don't see Yilly we would disapprove it." Gusk.in pointed out th.it whilt areas such as the Alumni Assocb lion and the Biomedical Researt11 Institute sponsor one event a yw "the students run potentially SCOTb or projects a year. The truth IS beer companies (and other companies) are more interested m slll dents because they're a capttre population for them in terms of sel ting their wares. That doesn"t mtan we shouldn't approve it, it just means we have to be a little 1111n suspicious of it and ask why they're doing (it)." The key issue, said Gustin, IS beer companies. "That's the 111)' the issue arose. We never bad am problems before that. There wm neve~ any questions about sponsor ship. The concern was that as the 19 year old law came into effect the beer companies seemed to ~ increasing their aggressiveness m sponsoring events on the campus That was our concern." CoUecdve Bargain.ID& The issue of UW faculty mem hers seeking collective bargaillll!I has come up for four or fi\'e yean said Guskin, and has failed each time in the state legislature Ht said the Parkside faculty has befll heavily opposed to it· by a 2 lo I margin. Guskin thinks the issue may nol come up again next year. but ht a not certain. He feels that a colllrtive bargaining bill for the aademic staff in the UW System may be brought up before the !acully rf' submits their proposal. Guskin said he is "not opposed Continued on Page 7 Professional Resume Writing You've spenl thousands or ~ and years 10 get your diploma 00 you want a "'qu1ck1e" or quality rtsume 10 reflect you and your 111- veslmenl? save your valuablt study time and let lhe profesSiOn315 do ii. Call now Anne Gontek 63t-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parti•kle ~I Reasonable ratH, 7 Thursday, May 3, 1984 RANGER Orchestra, Chorale Groups present joint concert Guskin open Schubert's "Unfinished Symph<r forum ny" and Haydn's "Lord Nelson Mass·• will highlight joint concerts by the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concerts also will feature solos by four prominent area vCX'alists. The first performance is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 6 at the First United Methodist Church, 919 60th St., Kenosha The second is scheduled for 8 p.m. on Friday, May 11, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to both concerts is $1 for senior citizens, all students and UW-P faculty and staff and $2 for the general public. The Parkside Chorale is conducted by music professor William Meinert, the Orchestra by adjunct UW-P music professor Thomas Weyland Weyland will conduct the Orchestra during the Schubert piece, and the Orchestra and Chorale will perform Haydn's work together under the direction of Weinert. The concerts are sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and Club Events Phi Gamma Nu Our bst general meeting o{ the semester will be held on Monday, May 7 at 1 p.m. in Un.ion 207. The meeting should last about one hour. Come and find out who won the 1984 PGN scholarship. Everyone is welcome. ISO The International Student Organization (ISO) will hold its elections on Friday, May 4 al 1 p.m. in Molinaro 114. Positions to be filled inclu e: president, senior and junior \'ice presidents, secretary, treasurer and party organizer. Write-ms will be allowed on the ballots. AU ISO members and prospective members are invited to our election party to be held at the Birchwood Clubhouse Friday night. We hope to see you at both the election and the party. Veterans' Club There will be a Vets' Club meeting May 7 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center. This meeting will hold elections for the 1984-85 officers. Anyone interested in voting or running for office is urged to attend. We will also be discussing the upcoming Vets' Run. For more information, call Rich Welbon, 554- 1866 after 5 p.m. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization J will hold a run-off for the election of officers on Monday, May 7 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. t~ fill the following positions: President nominees are Ernestine Weisingener and Dwight Mosby; Secre- President, Greg Holcomb: Treas• urer. Derek Thurman: Activille:. Coordinator, Danita Baker Members must be present at the meeting to vote. PSE The Marketing Club held its elections for club officers for the 1984-- 85 school year on Monday. April 23. Replacing acting President John Tropin will be Jane Martin; taltin,g over Martin's job as Vice-President or Marketing will be Mary Dowell; replacing Julie Neu, Vice-President of Personnel, is Shawn Turner EJ.iz.abeth Perry will hold her current office of Vice-President of Administration. Ron Belec will be next year's Treasurer. l\iany activities will be scheduled for the coming school year including the traditional ones such as the Loop 500, the Easter Egg Hunt at the Child Care Center. the folder project to raise money for 1nitiation fees and guest speakers for th~ business-minded students at Parkside. Business majors and any related majors sho1dd consider joirung PSE early in the school year so they don't miss a thing! Nature Walk The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature Club will meet on Thursday, l\iay 3, at Riverbend Nature Center, 3600 N. Green Bay Rd., Racine. A nature walk will begin at 6:30 p.m. The general meeting will start at 7: 30 p.m. and feature Dr. Torbo:5t, President of the Racine Zoological Society. speaking about new developments at the zoo. Club member Ed Prins will show slides of spring birds, including warblers, to prepare m~bers !0r the Annual Audubon Society Spnng tary nominees are Janice Block and Bird Count. New club officers will be elected. Prospective members Shawn Turner. , d all """""ns interested in nature Officers elected at last week s an . _r--- election were as follows : Vice are ~~.1.1.l.lil.l..r.i "l'l.ll'.l.11'.IIIIIIIII'-"' summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding nfmoreth ern Illinois firm. Must fill several full _or part- ~ positions. Work in local area. Starting rate 6 .8 5 . Over 18. car needed. For information contact: d UWP Job Service on Concourse May 2. Brekmar an d 12·30 pm 3, 7 and 8 between 8:30 a.m. an . . . ,,.,..,,..,,,,.,..,,..,..,..,,,,,,..,,,,..,,,,,,,.,:; proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scbolarsrup Fund. The guest solo&Sts who will perform with the Orchestra and Chorale are. -John Kuether, bass, of lltWwaultee , who has appeared frequently with Milwaukee"s most prestigious musical ensembles mcluding the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Orchestra, and has sung numerous recitals throughout Wisconsan. --Kathryn ltbgestro, soprano. of Milwa•lltee, wbo has twice won the District Metroplitan O~rn Audjtions in Milwaukee ~estro has participated in the Chingo Lyne Opera Apprentice Program and has performed with the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Opera Company as well as with the I\Wwaukee Symphony ln September she will begin an assignment as resident coloratura soprano with the opera company of Hagen. West Germany. -Mary Christensen, alto, and James Schatzman, tenor. both of R.acine. who ba\e perfonned frequently With area ensembles Sd\atmwi condl.lcts the DeKoven FesUval Choir, an Racine ensembl and Christensen is a ml.ml' instructor 1n the Racine Unified School District Weinert. who joined Partside m 1982. teartaes applied voice students met IS dirf'ctor of choral act.i\'1ties He appears l'requentl)• tn Kenosha and Racine as a vocal recit.a~ Weinert holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW-Milwaultee and l,1""-Madrson and be has conducted choral per• formancu at those institutions Weyland rf\'ened bachelors and master's degrees 111 mUSM: from Northwestern Uru\mity He ~1- 0U51y was afftli.ted with the Or· questta .teDCana de la Ju\-entud m Mexico City, Mexico. where be sened as assistant conductor and ,iotirust Currently the musk dirtttor of the UW-Park.side Ottbestra. We)·land also ts a \iolinist with the Racine Symphony On:hestra Coathnml from P e 6 to rolledhe tmp1ning m prindpl at all I think lbat io most p ""bee you bat rollccthc bargain mg, there's a ptt'tty good n for ll .. In M asw:busetts Cf or crnn.plt' > > nttdt'd colJccthe twp lo protf.'ct faculty and staff from ~'hat amounts to wblms1c.al deds on• making at stale-wide ~ds. be said ''The sate of Yi tse0mm tw a histoty of much better tr tmmt of tu We emplO) £Cflffall>, and particularly " en 1t romes to I ~ ully Our facultJ poli nd dures as wntten the adminutra· U\e code of thb lbte are stnlHlfll"f' than most uruon contracts Therefore. wd G n 1f lb faculty ba,-e collecth-e lwplnl • they may lose some of t the, al• read} hi~ Thls point. he said ls one of the ma,ar a.rrllllll~ts tollecth cw:gmung for U:c l faculty Career Sales Opportunity .. 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Stop in the Placement Office and sign up for an interview. • Northwestern Mutual Life The Quiet Cornpan~ A tough act to foUow I Tlaanday, May 3, 19" Movies ''Iceman'' entertaineth SUJ~pose one dnr ter momyou were oa your r to the grOM)' stOtt and JOU got caught In an Ice tonn that froze the entire rontlnenl 1be next J l 40 bter and you t-.a,e 1tt or ~t oo Sound mtereting, and a little Ad" Those are the two ad,ectlves that accuntety descri lhe fihn • 11.'.fflWl" 1W'ring Timothy Hutton and J Lone 1be plot of "lmnan.. simple A pre-historic lndbn dlstviered frozen ln the Atttk: Some dMmka) In bis body allows him lo be broupt bid to life, and a group of tdentists want to study hJm 1be only problem is that the medical doc:tors want to find out what is an his body by distectmg him, and Timothy Hutton, the anthropoloto study bis sou) I>) kttp&Dghimalliie The es and the concepts that this mm deals lb are so mnple Hutton, perfect as lhe li\e and mexperienced anthropolo- • has the most difficult dilemma in the film. He IS forced to place the happiness of the imnan IOO\'e the carttr SUttess be could ha~ with the aceman as a subject of study Eventually be does euctly that John Lone as the lc-eman bas a pan that bas no English He communicates to Hutton through body rIIO\'ffllents and facial expressions He is easy to understand, and one of the saddest moments in the Mm occurs when he asks Hutton, and another doctor, played by Lindsay Crouse. where his wife and children are. He had left them to find food, be says when he frozen They look at ch other and cannot teU him the answer. 1be re2l star of this film IS the entific process. The film pays close attention to 1t and raises some intttffling questions about ,t. Do we have the right to disrupt the lhes ol others in the name of sea• ence' Why do we care so little about the customs and traditions of other cult~" Whal IS to It~ SCl· entists from making mistakes that Stngra.m:s ICEMAN n\tOTIIY HtTTOS c\ :--.OR~l\.'\ JN1SO\'. - PATRICK PAUIER PRO~~·cno\'. ... A FRED SCHEPISI FlL\I ICE\1A.-. U\DSAY CROl 'E · JOH" LO'.'iE Sl'f't'fflpla) hy CHIP PROSER and JOI!._ DRl\1\IF.R SIDI) hv )OH\ ORl\1\IER Mu~K' h~ BRl CE S~EATO\ rrtlduced b) PATRICK PAL\1ER and \OR\l\. "- ]E\\1SO\ Oirl'Cled by FRED SCHEPIS! ~~~!l!-~ •. ' ; could cause irreparable damage? "ICfflWI" probably will not win any great awards, but I don't think that It WU designed to. It is a quiet fllrn that depicts the interaction of two people who are 9eplnted i,, 40,000 yean, but manage to Jind 1 common bond in the COll'lpallioe ac humanity. I left this film with a littlt at, ent attitude toward scieDCf 111d 1 also think that our society tads to be a little heavy-handed at times about deciding what is belt for everyone else. Hutton Slid it best when the other scientists wanted lo keep the iceman u: a per1llaDml cage. " It"s life," said one or them ''Not for ham.'' Hutton answer!d Dr. Bill speaks out!!! byBillS~ Hello everybody! I was JIISI th.inking that it was high time lbat I took a few seconds to thank you all for all of your adoration towards me. I just think that all of you art incredibly intelligent to worsllip me, and I (although I really don I need to) thank you from the bottom of my heart. I must confess that I was astounded by the number of letters tbat I round in my envelope this Wftk It must mean that I'm doing one bell of a job fixing up your troubled lit!· le lives because I only received oet lousy little letter this week' Let me just say this: if )'OIi tbiDl that you 're better qualified to dell with your problems than mt, F ahead and mess up your lhlPid lives! I mean all I do is wony rsJ butt off trying to 10M yow pea,lumber- headed dilemmas pd I happen to think that rm doill 1 pretty damn good job! So if all you little pin-llndl Oil there think I'm jut IOUIC to Iii OI my hands and wait for you to ~ to your senses, well roraet it' ,._ going to Europe! To bell • all al you! I don't need you! ,._ ,sniveling selves to Ann l.andln 111 Dear Abby! Let thole old~ deal with your crap for • wllllt' 1 don't need this! . So when you come bad lo ,senses, I may comicler readlll ,-; truh. Oh, and one more tlilldon't want to bar frca .,,,,, - more, Reagan. You made ,bed: now wake up ID It! I don't have to do dldllJ. I'll• t 'lbunday, May 3, 1984 Computer fair A nother success by Bob Kiesling U attendance were used as an indicator of the success of this year's computer fair, it could have been better. Program coordinator Karen Norwood estimated that about 500 people showed up for the fair, but she and several of the exhibitors there blamed the poor attendance on Saturday's wann weather. But in another respect the Computer Fair was a success. The theme or this year's fair was " Telecommunic- ations and Computer Networking. '' and while AT & T had a large display of their new terminal equipment and Sperry Co~ ration presentd an imptess1ve. il poorly attended, seminar on digitized voice processing, most of the action centered around Apple's new lie and the local exhibitors. Newest Apple draws attention The newest addition to the Apple family. the llc, got more than a bit of attention at the Computer Fair. Introduced only last week by Apple. the Ile is designed to compwnent Apple's line of 8 bit microcomputers- the ll, Dt and the Ile. It runs the same software, and a spokesman for Colortron in Racine who was showing the Ile said it uses many of the same accesories. He said the De is designed for the portable computer market. It weighs about ten pounds and is small enough to fit in a good-size briefcase. The Uc comes with 128k of memory, a built-in floppy disk drive, and five training disks. all for $1,295. The Ile will compliment a new lightweight flat panel display. which should be released next fall Cotortron expects to have about ten of the new computers this week, and a spokesman said that Colortron does offer discounts to people who have a Parkside ID He commented that last ran many people doubted whether Apple could survive the introduction of IMB's PCjr. But with two strong new products, lhe Maootosb and the Ile, Colortron·s Apple display was getting most of the atten• tion on Saturday. Week at the Park by Kevin Zirkelbach Brother of Patrick "F1asbdanee" will be shown today at 3:30 p.m. in the Un.ion Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 96 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. It is sponsored by PAB. ***** ***** Friday, May t-A student reci~I will be held at 1 p.m. in Commum• cation Arts D118. The program ls free and open to the public. ' 'Flashdance" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. "The Miser" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Advance admission prices are $2.SO for students. Parkside facultv. staff and senior citizens, and $3 50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office and wdl be available at the door. ****'****** Saturday, May >-Another show• ing of "The Miser" can be seen at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. ** * *** * * ** Mooday, May 7-"Time Out (l\'bo oeeds it?): DiscipUoe ill a Pr~ School SettiDg," by Sherry Thomas at 7 p.m. m Union 104 It is a work• shop sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Co11tioued o.n Page 1Z S#ll4d~~ 4500 17th Ave., Kenosha 652-3959 .Vou· Serring Food! 11 am 10 10 pm Sun. thru Thurs. Ladi<'~· '\itt' 7-11pm 50 '\1h.NI Urink-. Monday Night lmpor l '\ight •1 7-11 PM Sunday Night 13 Cover FREE Tap 8 1.'t>r 7-11 PM Tuesday Night \t._.n ·-. '.'i i1<· 7-11 pm 50 ,\1h('d OrinJ.., Featuring ThP flnest Rod, ·., .. Roll llw,ir Most or the 23 exhibitors said business has oe\er been better. More and more people are bu)-mg home computers, whether b«ause of the lower- pnces or better technology being incorporated into I.he new models. l.aJJCe E\-a.'1S, a ulesman for Colortroo Computers in Racine, said many roore people are using computers at home lhan ever before. " There's an incre.ased awareness of what computers are used for," he said. " They're a tool'' Norwood sald awareness was tbe purpose or the fair. " People are really afraid of computers, and they're fun and easy to learn," she said. "lt's kind or a suce way for I.he club to bn.ng computers to people." People were coming to the computers as well. Evans said Color· tron sold se-.eral Macintosh computers and there were inqwries for the olber Apples on display. Coffeehouse is a hit RANGER \bout people boWNS up at lhk }nr· Other vendors did u di, also "As~ COmt! down, mere and Richard Koos. I history aad ero- mort people gd Into t," Aid Tun oom.ics major on a break from Tremmd. who q,ent lbe I Paritside, wtJo set up a ftware Bwldfn Bo.rd on the south side of &'tore in Keaosha se\'eral months Racine. ' You cet peop ago, sald businesa couklD't be bet· rally intttmt!d computm and ter. peop are intettstt!d lti lht'm Even 11nl.bout the free ach'ertis- as pp1lantts " ing he got at the C-omputer Fm. be Vt i.U1 the lower C'OSt of t!q psaid be bas tumed 0\-er a JS ment. d Bu n Board percent of his h\rentory be gets about 40 calls a da , mostly starttd from ml Commodott usm -... -- lith d Gutman pttfonn der G tar" (act~lly a Bar-Kay tar) Thi$ tbt second lime Gutman playf'd at Partskl Aftff the perfonmnc- e. be said ''Tht! acousucs are great. 1 IO\-e playulg Part.side It's lots of fun and the aucliences are ral ruce " Gul<'ZUln I old nd ll\ Todd llu 1 kosb •. 11 1blll'Sda), May 3, 1984 Carl's Corner they would begin letting people in S · ·ts began to twenty al a time. pm RANGER wanted ones with 1>3'ifiers. Thar what I'd do, I'd get one with an. .5 ,-Cl· fier. If they wanted one, my morn Where's the cabbage? soar and we sang fo r J·O y·• but contrarY to what anybody may have seen we were not dan<:ing. A lot o( us j~t b3dn't gone to the bathroom since the night before. . will want one. "That's our last pacifier! Sol'Ty no more pacifiers!" _ · AAAARRRRRGGGGHlffi! ! only five more people lo go and 1 don't know what to get By this time I could see the remaining dolls. There's a blonde one in the comer. I'd get the blonde one. ho people to go and a lady takes the blonde one. I've had it!! by Carl CbaDousli . \\e I the inffltu>le (inally happened Early Sunday monunc. I "• rudely awakened from my I romatose state to go stand an " l lttfflCd to be subzero lhff ~ d Is IUbzerO, isn't 1t"I for houri among thro of ~ple f r ~,) u guessed ll. yet"I Cabmge PDtcb Kids Th Lui th1ng I remembettd PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:lll pn1 • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Mtlk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter O,ip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Roo1beer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spcarment Leaves • Slarllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge x • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee o :scs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Bearis • Calllornla Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk S...lls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted MIik Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole CLOSE OUT SALE All ITEMS 50% OFF May 7-11 filling asleep m my cozy bed. and then waklng up an the n.r on the "") to Zayre•~ w[tb my mother's wt words wll ringing m my ears " bite sure you get one that's bale!"' I am~ed there to find the front or the store ~ W1lh a bun• dred people who were practically camping out to insure their little one's bappu,ess It look~ like a ba& bdies' convention Ha\ing not tale:n lhe time to shower or shave I ~ndcd right m and took my posl· lJon After about a hall hour, more and more people bad am ed and dissension began to grov.- I can still bear the screams of the old bdy bclng passed overhead " But I don t want a doll' I'm 1T2lly Just hue to shop' .. We mlght tme t,e,.. Li ed her. too, if It weren't 4 am Then S a m. rolled around, and as the sun slow1y came up l0 th.a our frigid bodies, we could see the mulutudes o( storks fl),ng overh d This bit of Ught ga,-e us great jo} as the tm,pentutt rose. and ga11e us a great scare. as now we could see each other's unshaven. unrombed and morning-creased faces Once Ober Easy A 6 am. came around, we began lo gel LO know ea<'h other. We made fne!ld:s and talked and began to feel as one We were united by a romrnoo cause We felt strong and bold. Ready to conquer Ready to break down the doors th.at blocked our cause and I.lite wh3t was rightfully ours We were ready l0 bum and pillage and .then the police am~ed W1lh the police came clouds nnd our spuils were dampened 7 a m. and once again we were huddled next l0 the bwlding wishlng we bad stayed home, wishing we had never heard of Cabbage P~tch Kuh. w1shang we had the spot neit lo the door so that when the store opened v; v.-oukl ha~ e r arst choi.re Around 8 a.m the pran.ksteri. beg n to wake up Shouts of, " Hey, they're operung the doorS'" follow• ed by " Ha-ha-ha, made ya look!'' could be heard unti about 8 30 1liat was when most of the prank• sters were getting their first good look at mob vtolen<"e and the rensonhlp of speech in action. Al 9 a m a lady came out of the store and annnounced that al 9 30 Just as they had said, precisely ~t 9 . 30 they opened the doors to let an the first 20. Three seconds later, as about 60 of us raced through t_he store, I caught wind of a peculiar odor-that which I have only s~el· led while driving through Burlington in the fall. . Suddenly we found ourselves m another line. only this one was movtng. At the front o( the line the ~pie would point to the doll they wanted and the clerk would band it lo them Ttus got rid of the pawing and groping and stampeding which had happened at other stores. . Now, picture the follow1ng thoughts coming from · a man who doesn't e\·en like Cabbage Patch Kids, who was only doing this for his mother and who hasn't had much sleep. Bald! I had to get one that's bald. That's all! Ask for a bald one! Easy! Simple! You betcha! Then a voice rang out, "That's our Last bald one! Sorry. no more baldies!" Oh, my gosh! Now what? Think. think, lhin.k! Wait a minute! The ladies outside were saying that they Suddenly a clerk from the back room entered with a doll that had a pacifier and set it down. That's it• Tbe one with the pacifier! I did it• I got one! I didn't believe it! As I skipped through the store, 1 thought to myself I had finally made it. I was done, through, finished. It was over. While walking past the racks or Cabbage Patch Clothes, I picked up an outfit out of the goodness or my wallet. Even when I checked out at the counter, I could sense a cuange coming over me. I didn't ask for a bag. I was proud of that symbol of commercialism. Even now that the ordeal is over and I still tell everyone that I hate them, I have to admit one thing. That Cabbage Patch Kid is the cutest piece ol doth, plastic and polyester that t have ever seen. Ain,t that America! The nalional speed limit for ~ cery carts 1:S 3 mph This new law results from numerous accidents dail) an the aisles of large grocery ted in all stores with more than five aisles Anyone exceeding 3 mph will be uct.eted by store emplo)'ees and subject to fl.nes prohibiting the use of coupons. Dri1;er education counes v.ill be offered to am· driver who is thought to be shoppmg regardless of life tores • ~ Umil" SlgJl.S Yi'il.l be pos• CASH FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY UP TO 50% FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS We buy air USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT f KUI CUllllll(__. l lill&.alll( l TIME MAY 9 -10 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 MAY 11 ·18 9:00- 7:00 Alcove Beside Oampu1 Store. The law arose through federal leg1Slation banning senior citizens from certain aisles during weekend hours Their driving habits have, literally, scared away middle-aged and younger shoppers, which harms store economies. Older shoppers have free access to all aisles on weekdays, when overall shopping volume is less. Lane markers will also be mandatory 1n said stores. Drivers will follow the highway law of staying to the right an traffic. Parking JS allowed when contemplating a purchase, and then only in front of the items to be purchased. Also. parking is allowed at the checkout counter only when immediately behind the customer in front. Unattended or stalled carts, be they blocking an aisle or not will be towed away by carryout boys U these new laws fail to create positive results, all carts will be installed with rear view mirrors directionals and bumpers to ~ure the safety of adult shoppers. ********** " Music soothes the savage beast ,'_' the old saying goes. But now• ,t ~n also be inspmng lo lower animals. Just ask dairy farmer. Barney Tabernacle. He as one of many milk producers who has installed an elaborate stereo system inside his barn to entertain his rows. The melodic atmosphere pleases the senses of most bovine qwidripeds. So much so, in Barney's herd lhe Guernseys_ sing along wjth th~ music. They are known as the Barney Tabernacle All-Guernsey Milking Choir, and the director is mighty proud of his group. "The girls are great. They au have good pitch. Of course I pick the best from the bunch. And not a one of them kicks when perfonn· ing. " All they need is hay and a good beat. The rest is what I call pu.re moosic." Barney's wife, Shirley, retired early as a high school music teacher to devote full time to her new musical family. "You can't teach them much," she says. "They'll moo to their heart's content. as long as the mu• sic's runnin'. When it's turned off, they're feisty for a while, but then they settle down." What kind of music do they siJIC lo? "It's gotta have drums,'' BarneY pounds. "I'll be damned if they'll listen to anything else. Mostly tht stuff the kids listen to nowadays. "They like Little Pink Houses bJ John Cougar. And Bob Seeger. Females and ballads s«>m to latdl on to one another. "The choir is becoming more contemporary. Hopefully, the days of Led Zeppelin and the Doors are over. They like this Boy Georgt character. Milking goes a lot easier when he's singing." Barney says the AII-Guernsef Milking Choir will not last forever But be will continue to provide Top 40 music for his Top 40 COWS 11 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Plays at Parkside Lotsa, Lazzi! by Bill Speare You may have noticed, if you've noticed anything much on the way between classes and the library. some "funny-money" posters. Three dollar bills to be exact. They have caught some of your mercenary eyes with notification of the dramatic arts production of The Miser, which will be continued this weekend, Friday and Saturday, May 4 and 5, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. U you got close enough to scrutinize the central portrait on these posters, you'll have noticed the insignia "lotsa lazzi." Now, nobody gets sent on assignment for this newspaper to find out Psycho Babble Move by Rick Luehr Every summer. it seems as though we have to sit through end• less reruns on TV. Most of the programs are just repeats of the previous television season. But there is hope. The networks use some of the airtime to try out new series. II the programs prove successful during their summer run, they may be picked up for the regular season. The networks have just aMounc• ed several of these shows to air, and if you ask me, they look like hits. Let's take a look ... JUNG AND TIIE RESTLESSFollow Carl Jung, 'Sigi' Freud and the rest of their wacky bunch as they go from one hilarious adven• ture to the next in the zany world of psychoanalysis. WATT'S THE BEEF?- This nighttime 'soap' stars former Secretary of the Interior James Watt and Wendy's commercial star Clara Peller as the heads of the multi-million dollar chain of EndangerBurger franchises. TIIE KHADDAFY DUCK SHOW - A Saturday morning cartoon show about the wild and wacky Khaddafy Duck and his fanatical followers in their constant battle against Maggie Mouse and her forces of good. The show is full of adorable characters such as Maggie Mouse's friend and constant supporter, Ronnie Right. These little guys should be more popular than the Smurfs. CONSTANTLY CHERNENKOPreviously announced under the title of A.K.A. At71Ugeddon, this kooky farce tells the story of little Constantin and his older brother Wally as they get in one zany sit114!· lion after another. In the first ep1• sode, Constantin accidentally laun· ches an all~ut nuclear attack on Mississippi and hopes dad won't give him a spanking. Loads of laughs. •••••••••• In my constant quest for informatiOn, I have discovered one of what "lotsa" means. "Laz:zi," on the other hand, is the Italian term for "funny business, often physical, or the more common term .... schtick." That's exactly where this reporter draws the line. He'll not explain all the jokes contained m this play ... well, maybe just a few._ The Miser has familiar "schticlt" for most of the characten mvolved in the play. Examples include: the cl~er or_ stupid servants catching flies,, falling down. getting kicked, getting slapped. or just servants catching flies, falling down, getting kicked, getting slapped or just plain trying to get out of a jam. Playing these roles are: Paula Boehler, Steve Orth, John Weatherall, Julian Brown and John Miskulin. Don't \l:0rry about too much "lau.i" bet given awa~ m this article, ho~-er. becaUSE: that's where the ptt'\iousJy Wln!pOrtE'd term .. lotsa" gets into the act The Miser also has the conuc "types" for which 1oliere has become famous, and ror he bas become known as a cla$3ic 10 romed1t' literature. Examples or the " types," or stDd: characters, include. the central miserly fathft (Andrew Brhell, the )-oun« 10\-ers (Rebecca Julich, Scott Reichelsdorf and Connie Kowa~l. U>P duped judge (Bill ~). the lappy landing IJ J Walker) and the •')'Outnow- what-with-lhe-heart-of-gokl'' !Mary Beth Kelleher) C'J'bis zs ooce and for all a family De\\-spa.ptt ) over, Smurfs the most fiendish plots in recorded history. I'm sure you have all heard of subliminal suggestion. For those who haven't. subliminal suggestion involves flashing messages during movies or TV shows loo fast for the COllSCIOUS mind to notice. However, the subconscious mind registers 11 and 11 can influence the way a person th.inks. Now 1t seems that scientists have developed a way to insert subliminal messages drink Cote an the pnnt media wear Jordache Jems Somehow they can now insert U. S. out of El Salvador these messages into newspapers, mag:wnes, and books. or course, as it the nature of subliminal e.1t Cheerio:. ad\·ertising, the messages move so qwckly that you won't even notice drink Coors them. This, of course. Psychobabble is tbe fUIIJliest thing~ imtten means that your mlnd can be this guy desenes tbe Pulitzer Prize marupulatE'd without you e,;en r~lizmg 1t In this way, seod me all of your IDOf>e}' your thoughts and rtions can be controlled II some greedy romt' on, I mean aD your money or tWlSted indMdual els hold of thls,ewelr). too process. be or she could use 11 for his or her own selfish d1«ts are /me pms We must stop the use ol this Just lea,-e the amount bwit - l'U fill ii ,n tec::haique immediately before some warped stodcs and bonds are good, too ~ learns how to use it Be on your .all you girls nnt a date With me guard bj the Ir.I) Ric-k Jou're Cu-ed, John K BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: SUNTOUCH (Top 40) Friday, May 4 8:30 pm-12:30 am LIP SERVICE Saturday, May 5 8:30 pm-12:00 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside 1.0. Wednesday, May 9 FULL HOUSE Alabama Slammers 50• & Schnapps SOC 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer u you already mow lll'by ther are on!) three laffl-s, or t a happy landing as. you are With immediately lo s«ney Tbefe1J no of a pwposduJ. ly U-.m plot by this r~er Faculty member JDdilh Tucttt Snider bas d and C'OaStnld· ed rostumes for the production tn the height of lush 3""'~ ..... "' wti ion Stelly Warren bas dcsiDK'd IDd built a Witty, splffldid ~ STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH* MODERN " LOFT'' APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Wat r • Carpe ng • Electr c ly • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry fac ltt1 s RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the man g r, you can actually be sure of m etlng your hous ng needs In advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based on Double Occupancy r 1! 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U interested, call Bill Robbins at 553-2233. Personals CAROL: HERE'S your classified ad Happy??? RIC&. NJCJt, Dick and Sarah: How does one atu.in immortality? Help Wanted BICK. NICK.. Dick and Sarah: You THE UW-PA.RISIDE office of gets yoursell an OSWALD. Public lnlormat.iOD is seekmg a stu- DR. BILL: So tbe malpractice w.s dent experienctd an all phases of thrown out or court. Now. how photography. including $hooting, about the Girl Scout and the hand· developing and pnnting black and cuffs? Ann Roberts. white pictures. to wort part-time. NA.\1E WJTBBELD: When does The job will reqwre sorM evening your cUy end? "THE OFFICE'' and weekend work Applicant must NA.\1E WlfllBELD: Why didn't ha\e working knowledge of funda- you talk lO the janitors? "OFFICE'' A Week at the Park Coatiaued from Page 9 T\wsday, May I-The classic sd· ence fiction movie. "Tbe Fly," will be shown at 7 p m in the Uruon Cinema The moVM! as rated G and runs 94 minutes. Admiwon is free de Jazz Ensemble can be heard at a p.m. m the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $3 for Parkside students and SS for others 'nck· ets can be purchased at the Union lnfonnatJoD Center and at the Fine Arb Di~n Offil'fl The long-awaited CODCffl featUI· tng Ed ~ and the Partsi• I i .~ ' ·. \ i PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 14 thru Fri., May 18 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS "TIIE OFFICE" I did, and they told me they thought you were pigs, loo. ANDY: fflE game's up. I know what you're playing at. Mrs. John• son OFFICE-GOERS: Massage lessons beginning soon. Be there. RICK: YOUR middle name isn't slime. but it sure is ~im.lLar, Ann Roberts. JEFF: SHE was a doll!! Good job!! Y.A.E. UTE: WHAT'S the calorie count so far? Ann Roberts UCK RUEHR: Here's the classified you'1.e been wailing for. Lo,·e. Laroe, K. RACHEL K : My tunes are still spinning! Rock on!! Joey!! SUSAN P. Rock and ROLL for• e"o'er! Rock ON!! JOEY .Snorts Shots KM & JWN: Congratulations! I hope your romance lasts as long as the new rock. WRHJ. DENISE (LEFTY):. How's the left one? SIGNED, raE RIGHT ONE. MEP: WANT to split a can of olives? CH JOEY: DON'T look now, you might find out!! Radio RJZ: YOU were the most handsome man at the ball. Thank you for making lt so special. Cynde. RlZ \'RAY Jni Ebi Kita Cynde Miller. RJZ: YOU still own me a romantic night on the town. MKD. GOOCHIE: LET'S do some pool action this week at the pub. MD. MELVIN: We'll have to mate our little mopeds sometime. DOC ANNIE: ARE you going to make it RANGER by Paul Berge through social problems this semester? MD DEB: I can't wait 'til Monday. The Sox are going lo kill the Brewers DOC ANDI BETH: Good luck with your little RMJ. MD. BLANCHE: fflE smelt fishers are waiting lo attack. Let's send Molly down first to run interferencethey'll never go for her. HAHAHA MOLLY: DOESN'T smelt fishing on a Friday night sound simply charming?? And don't expect to learn the computer business too quickly. I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be. STACE: STOP grinding your teeth!!! And if you do it this weekend, I'll take you somewhere to have them pulled. Then we'll see who goes to Tucson. True blue Cub fan b)· Robb Laebr AU right. l confess. t am a true. blue. dyed-in-the'wool, totally dedicated, long-suffering Chicago Cub fan. l have been a fan for the last 12 years, and probably will be for life. Throughout that lime I've started out each year with high hopes for the Cubs: then the season started. It's been that way since 1945, Jr 4446 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha • 652-3690 Live and on S&age Frf,-Sat.-Sun. u NBOYS 9-.30 pm - 1 :00 am • No Increase on Any Drinks • Band Donatton-11 .oo • Pak.Ing Avallabte Aaoss East Corner PLU SUNDAY BEER BUST JAMBOREE 1PM T04PM •S2.00 At The Door• s1 Band Donation • when the Cubs last won a pennant. Ob, sure, the Northsiders have been near the lop of the National League once or twice since then. The most remembered time, of course, was 1969, when the "Miracle Mets" overtook the Cubs during September in probably the most incredible comeback in the history of sports. Contributing to the Mets' comeback was the famous Cubs' September Swoon. now legendary in the world of baseball. During a couple of years in the 1970's, the Cubs were in first place as late as mid-August. but then the Swoon returned to haunt them. For the most part, however, the Cubs usually found themselves out of the division race from the start. This is in a division thought of as the weakest in baseball. (For esample. the New York Mets won the division in 1973 with a record of 83- 79.) Things change, however, and on the north side of Chicago. witllill Continued on Page 15 - 13 .. Thursday, May 3, 1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board University of Wisconsin-Parkside Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patro RA ER Saturday, May 19 9 am 10am 1 m HOO 4 pm OP Dt ER 630 pm 30 pm CCU May 20 5 pm 630 pm MAUD *** PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY *** NO GUEST TICKETS Ll BE SO O O T DAY OF l'HE EVENT GU T TIC ETS MUST BE PURCHASED lN AD A CE AT THE U 0 I FORMATION DESK LAST DATE 10 PU • CHASE ADVANCE TlCKETS IS flVDAV, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 PM - - - :' ..... ------ _....., . . • -:-..4- r It Tluanday, May 3, 1984 Women ,s softball District tourney first priority By Pat Ounbie SJIOC'1,I Edi&or Durln, this wt weekend the weather played a factor in the lamft the women•s softball te2m played 1n the Whitewater touma• ment The women played agafnst 'A1uteWater, uCrosse and Stevens Pcrint "Pbyini ln Wbltewater was a r I a~ E~eryone played under the same condJuons but at was hard to keep your eyes open because of the blowing sand," coach Lincu Draft eotnmfflted The LaCrosse and St~ens Point pmes were both tipt. wtlh KOres of 1-0 The LaCrosse game was JCOttlm until the overtime Ith inn1nc The only score in the Stevens Point pine '™ in the Ith inning "Both games were good and exciting," said Draft Against Whitewater the men weren ·t so lucky The ending StOre was a 2-1 loss The wtnd was ,ery strong and took the hits away. Draft commented, "It was real disappouiUng to lose that dwnplOO· ship Whitewater game for the second year in a row by a one-run ball game. It was d.isappouiting because one of our goals was to wm that dwnpionsbip .. Earlier an the week the women played St. Xa~ ID a double ~der and lost both of those games 4-1 and 1-1. The team made a lot of mental errors that game and Just didn't play well. The team wasn't bitting IS ~ U I.bey usually do Draft said, "They're a good team and you can't afford to give them any kind of edge " They came back after that to stomp Northeastern Illinois The double header scores were 12-2 and 7-0. The teMD hit them hard with doubles and tnples. The team is ranked 11th 1n the nation now, but don't really foresee going any higher 1n the rankings as of now. Right now the team is roncentraUng on the district touma· meat agamst Green Bay. One goal is to make natiooals, but the team IS coocentntin& on one game at a time. "We can't look ahead If you do that you have a tendency to look past the immediate future, if you do that you might not even get there cnauonalsJ," Draft c:oncluded. RANGER ___ Ill', his band at pitching against Carroll College. Photo by Michael luilM Men's baseball putting together wins By Pat Clambie Sporia Edltor Despite \\eather probl m • the men basebllll team I puttm together a f"' wms. Saturday against Concordia lhe men won their dou• ble ~er 17-7 and 18-0 They play Concordia today 1n the State Tournament at 3 p m. Hitting well against Concordia was Dave Schwartz who hit a grand slam in the rust and in the second game hit a ~ run He fmlsbed wilh 11 RBI, his career best Other hitters ere John Hyatt 4 for 6. Dave Schwartz 5 for S and Duane McLean 3 for 5. Pitdl.ing a shut out game in lhl' second pme wett Sean Patterson and Dan Elverman. Here against Carroll college the men lost 5-4. Duane McLean pitch· ed that game. His usual position is m the outfield, but he pitched to give the other pitchers a rest. Hit• ting well against Carroll was John Hyatt and Joe Meier with 2 hits each and Dave Schwartz with a home run Against Chicago Circle they split lhe double header losing 2·1 and coming back to win 3-l. In the first game Sean Patterson pitched an ex• cellent game giving up only two hits. In the 3-1 game Tun Sorenson ga,·e up 6 hits but stnJck out five Dave Schwartz had two RBI that game. The team suffered heartbreaking losses to UW-Madison on Tuesday. They lost the first game with a close 4-3, although Parkside out hit Madison 9-5. Tom Weipert went 3 for 4 and Randy Speigelhoff was 2 for 3. In the second game they were defeated again. 7-1. "They threw their best pitcher at us that game We had only three hits," said Captain Dave Schwartz. The all-<:oriference baseball team has been named and some of the Parkside team members were selected. Those named for ouUield are Dave Schwartz and John Hyatt Scott Brooks was named for utility outfield. Pitchers Sean Pattenoa and Tim Sorenson were also named. Whitewater Invite results The Whitewater Invitational proved to be a tum for the better for the men·, tract team The team IS small. and most ol the nw,en' talents lie ill distaDce events. Pant• side doel aot have a faeld events team. 'lbe team was fifth out ol Racer pltoto b) Dave McE,-oy nine teams. TAKE A STUDY BREAK An accomplishment the team revels ln i.s beating Carthage, the local nval. UW-W was first with 181 points. Parkside scored 63, and Carthage, who came in sixth, scored 451/a points. Ted Miller came in second place in the 1,000 meter race. His time was 31 :45, a personal best for Miller. He's never run under 32 minutes before. In lhe 10,000 meter walk, the race walkers dominated once again. Olympic qualifying race.. walkers Andy Kaestner placed second with 45:55.2 and Mark Manning third with a time of 46 :44.2. Rod Condon came in fourth at 48.27.6, and an unofficial sixth place for Parbide was from Mick Rohl at 52:10. In the 400 meter dash, Fred Knock placed third with 50 9. Ridl Miller was back in fonn in the 1508 meter getting a time of 4·03.0 and placing second. Dan Stublaski won the 5000 meter, dusting the field witll bis time of 15.02.6. Mark Hunt placed second in that same race. Hunt's time in that race was 15.0U. The 1600 relay team only placed fourth, but they made a penonal best time of 3:31.3. The relay team members are: MiUer, Knock. Lunnow and Schuchardt. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "I am pleased wilh the men's per· formance. They ran well at tbiS meet." 15 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Loop 500 Bike race a good time When was the last time you raced for a pizza? In the Loop 500 bike race, sponsored by the PSE Marketing Club last Wednesday, ten teams of four members went out in cut-throat competition. The team who won the coveted prize of a pizza were "The Units." Team members were Sue Meyer, Mike Vania, Michelle Gross and Don Matanowski. How did winning feel? "Good." The winners of this year's loop race won last year's race, too. . Matanowski coasted to the fmish line well ahead of the pack. The t~ attributes their win to developing a technique for transferring the garter, a secret they would DOl reveal. The bikers had to transfer a garter from the leg of the rider to the leg of the next nder. The second place team "Coaches Crew," was compnsed oi Suzanne Weisner, Greg Spencer Brian Olsen and Esther Will. M 7- ttply to second place statUtt "better than third place. .. ~ team obviously ~ fun was the faculty team of Don Walters, Ron Smger, Irene Hemmans and Marie Rovelstad They didn't do so well. and one of the transfers they bad wasn't smooth Ro\"ristad fell down with the trusfemnc rider an a heap on the bike She commented, .. I wasn't sure bow to get off the bike and tab off the garter at the same lime." \1arie Ro~elstad falls off her bike to tran fer the carter to Irene llerTemans. A true blue Cub {an Continued from Page lZ the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field, the Cubs appear to have a legitimate chance of taking the National League East title. It may be a bit early to be talking that tughly of the Cubs, but there are signs that 39 years of frustration may be nearing and end. For starters the Cubs are off to a 12-3 start. This may not be real 1mpres~ive to most observers. It isn't the record that has me encouraged: but rather the style of play that gives me real hope. Since Jim Frey took over for Lee Elia (with a short stint by Charlie Fox sandwiched in between). the Cubs hardly look like themselves. In the last week, they attempted to steal home three times (being .._successful twkel. They have been testing the anns of opposing ouU1elders by taking the extra base. They have been using the hit-and•run with great success and they are third in the NL in team batting <.272). Leading the way are Gary Matthews ( 333. 12 RBI, 2 home runs). Leon Durham (.283, 7, 2), Jody Davis ( 308, 15.ll and Mel Hall ( .295, 5, 1). On the pitching end, there are more bright spots than wash-<>uts. Steve Trout is surprisulg everyone. He is 3-1 wtth an ERA of 2.38, a far tty from last year when his ERA was over 4.00. Dick Ruthven, who had a altercation with Mel Hall 1n IJ)rinc tnlning, is 2-1 with an ERA of 4.54. The best of the starters. however, is Scott Sanderson, a Cbi· cap.area native who was acquittd from the Montreal Expos last year. He is S-1 wttb an ERA of 1.67. In bis last four starts be bu _v,,ea up no more than two earned runs m each. This includes a two-hit.~ run performance last Saturday against Pittsburgh. He faced only 28 batters, one c,ver the muumum Last, but not 1~. is the bullpen. Lee Smith has five saves and is considered one of the best relief pitchers in the Nation.al lngue Another big (and I mean big) ronbibutor is Tim Stoddard, acquired recently in a trade.. The combina• lion of Smith and Stoddal'd gives the Cubs the biggest bullpen in the majors; not in numben, but m sheer built. Smith is 6 foot-6, Stod· dard is 6 foot-7, and each man weighs over 200 pounds. 'This ts a help when you're trying to lntimi• date opposing batters On the field, the Cubs have shor• ed up their defense With the cquisition of Bob Dernier from the Phillies Dernier has taken O\'tt the ttnler field spot from I HaD Ron Cey has bttn his steady sdf so far, as has I.any Sowa At s«ond base. Ryne Smdberg. last years NL Gold Glove wumtt, bas linued bls apartlinc pby Togethff with Sowa, the two men anchor the m1ddle of the CUb def~. and cornprise one of the best doubleplay dDOS tn the major ~ Behind the plate, Jody Da does adequate job All an all the Cubs are a tum to be reckoned with an the a. East 'Ibis division has the most panty of any dh-won m baseball, ratt will go down to the end of the son I ~ the Cubs to be the thick of the nee all the Wll} This may be their best season net' I so keep an eye on FrieDdly {mes ----- A1HLETE OF THE WEEK *************** MARK MANNING *************** UW-Parks1de senior. member 01 race wal ng team. Qualified for Olympic Trials in June at the Los Angeles Coliseum. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside dips - Freshman applications sour in UW System Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 26, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 28 —— 1 ... . • • ' . J Ki.SjiV ... Easter visitors Photo by Dave McEvoy Easter Bunnies Harvy and Harriot visited the Parkside Child Care Center last week. See story and in­ terview on page 9. Parkside dins Freshman applications soar in UW System by Jo hn Kovalic Feature Editor UW-Whitewater i s going to stop accepting all applications from pro­ spective new freshmen after July 1. Administrative sources in White­ water were quoted as saying that applications have risen by ove r 250 as of April 1 since the same time last year. This represents a 10 percent in­ crease in new freshman applica­ tions. At th e same time, the UW-Madi- son campus is expecting a new high in its admissions, having already admitted 9,366 new freshmen by April 1. This is already 7 percent higher than recorded last April. Both Madison and Whitewater set records for enrollment, with 43,- 075 and 10,493 students respectively for the 1983-84 acad emic year. Ste­ vens Point and other UW campuses are experiencing similar increases. The UW System as a whole is al­ ready up 1,000 admissions ov er last year, according to Parkside Assist­ ant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. Total applications to Parkside have fallen from the records set in 1983, dropping from 914 applica­ tions as of April 1 last year to 844, a fall of over 7.5 per cent. Stoffle blames the apparently topsy-turvy fortunes of Parkside on the economy. INSIDE Manning "walks" to Olympic trials Kennedy's private life examined Wind Ensemble, Chamber Singers present concerts PSGA looks for more Senators Parkside group visits Russia "Last year the economy was a lot worse," she said, and students who couldn't afford the cost of living (away from home) chose to stay at home and commute instead. This is why P arkside's enrollment jumped up between 1982 and 1983 . A lo t of Southeastern Wisconsin kids were coming to us." Now that the economy has im­ proved, many students are leaving for campuses further away with dormitory facilities. A Whitewater spokesman was reported on saying that the on-campus housing situa­ tion there is extremely limited and that the university would be un able to insure satisfactory class selec­ tion. Therefore Whitewater was left with little else to do but institute the July 1 cut-off date for freshman applications. "Last year we added classes (when faced with the higher enroll­ ment)," Stoffle said. "We added a PUAB few and filled the others chock- full." "All of the campuses in the sys­ tem have basically th e same policy on admittance," said Stoffle, "but Madison's rejection rate is higher because, for one thing, they receive a lot more out-of-state applica­ tions.". Madison's Chancellor Irving Shain set up a committee to study the possibility of an enrollment limit as well as the effect a tuition increase would have on e nrollment. "We've never limited the num­ ber of applications at Parkside," said Stoffle. "In fact, applications and admittances are still up from two years ago." Applications increased by about 3.5 per cent over this period, rising from 816 to 844. "I think this makes a more ap­ propriate figure for comparison with the other U.W. System (schools)," added Stoffle. Special events guests limited by Je nnie Tunkieicz News E ditor What to do about the guests of Parkside students in regard to spe­ cial events in the Union Square and Rec Center was addressed Monday at the PUAB (Parkside Union Advi­ sory Board) meeting. The committee decided in a prior recommendation to allow all Park- side students use of the Union Square and Rec Center while preventing under-age students from obtaining alcohol by means of iden­ tification. The group also stated in a past recommendation that all stu­ dents may attend any special events sponsored by student organizations, unless the said organization limits the event to students 19 and over. The recommendation approved Monday sta tes that recognized stu­ dent organization sponsored events where alcohol is served will be :pen to aU Parkside students and their guests, but guests must be of the legal drinking age. Guests of Parkside students under the legal drinking age will be refused admit­ tance. The committee discussed wheth­ er or not this recommendation should in clude high school stu dents who t ake classes at Parkside. "Opening up dances to students who are underage bothers me," said Bill Niebuhr, Union Director. Florence Shipek, faculty repre­ sentative, said she feels high school students won't, be much of a prob­ lem. "My experience shows that high school students who are going to college to take extra courses are responsible," she said. A motion also passed stating that any events not sponsored by stu­ dent organizations where alcohol will be served will be reviewed on an individual basis by the Union ad­ ministration, whereby appropriate policies will be determined. This motion was made to ensure that the laws pertaining to drinking will be followed by all groups who use the Union facilities, such as wed­ ding receptions, Gen Con, commu­ nity meetings, etc. PUAB has now finished makfiig recommendations and rationale for the implementation of the new Continued on Page 12 2 Thursday, April 26 ,1984 HANGER 1 Letters to the Editor I Ranger's crime reporting welcome To the Editor: I would be glad to see more of this type of reporting of crime on campus. (Editor's note: Media Services theft story in April 12 issue). I feel that students have a right to know what is going on around this campus. According to your last article, if you steal something on this cam­ pus, your police record will be ex­ punged if i t is your first offense or (if you are) under the age of 21. Boy, now you can steal and get away with it. Are we open to this kind of justice? All I can say is — k eep up the good work, Ranger, and keep the students at Parkside well informed of other thefts. Paul Johnson PSGA Vice President P.S. How about a story of theft right here in o ur own library? How about the destruction of p roperty in the library? How about the eating and drinking in the library? How about the students who leave trash in the hall and we all have to look at it all day long? Students should be more considerate To the Editor: I would like to address this letter to the people in "The Office" in Greenquist. 1 hope you have more consideration for your fellow stu­ dents and clean up your mess at day's end instead of leaving it for someone else to do. I hope you don't live at home like that, leaving paper and dishes sitting around. I am glad you have your little group, but please clean up your mess. I would like to address this part to the people who live in the li­ brary. I have just as much right as you d o to use the library to study. I don't believe that either one of us has a right to destroy anything that is in the library. The typewriters and their coin boxes are there to use, not destroy. The chairs are to sit in, not to fight with. The bath­ rooms are there to use, not for you to destroy. The rules were made so that every student could use the li­ brary, and the sign that says "No smoking, eating or drinking" is there for a purpose, not for you to say, "It doesn't apply to me." Name withheld Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 a t 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to at­ tend to ask questions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at­ tend. Chancellor Alan Guskin AS SECRETARY OF HEALTH AN D HUMAN SERVICES, I AM PLEASED ID ANNOUNCE that we have found the probable CAUSE OF THE DEADLY DISE ASE "AIDS": CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE ( ON THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE ISSUE. J f}, © \ r | I'M SORRY—I HAVE \ NO IDEA HOW TH AT 1 CARD GOT IN THERE... S OMEONE BE TTER WARN T HE P RESIDENT THAT H E'S A BOUT TO BLAME A FOREIGN POLICY SE TBACK O N A CAN CER VIRUS... V PSGA looks to fill up 18-seat Senate by Ken Meyer Editor New Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association (PSGA) Senate Pro Tempore Joe Vignieri is seek­ ing to fill the five vacant seats in the 18-seat Senate. "I am going to actively recruit," said Vignieri, who was elected Pro Tempore three weeks ago. "There's 6000 s tudents and only five seats open. There must be interested, qualified students out there." Vignieri says the process of be­ coming a PSGA Senator is not a difficult one. A potential Senator should inform the Pro Tempore or the PSGA Vice President, and the Senate votes to appoint the person to a two-week internship. A student may also be appointed to an intern­ ship by two Senators. An internship consists of address­ ing a topic that affects the PSGA Senate or is Parkside-related. Vig­ nieri said, "The emphasis is on a report that will aid the Senate in some way, but we won't deny stu­ dents who have a strong interest in another area of the university." Vignieri said when he interned in the Senate, his report addressed the membership problem of th e Senate. Other possible topics, he said, in­ clude the minority retention pro­ gram and whether or not a student Code of Ethics is necessary. Since writing a report is required of an intern, Vignieri admits it is extra work. "If they're unsure if they'll have the time to be a Sena­ tor, it's hard to ask for more work (right away)." He said he compiled his report in two weeks working a total of about six hours. Senators are required to put in at least three office hours a week and be on at least one PSGA commit­ tee. One point that Vignieri mentions is that past PSGA Senators will probably have their two-week in­ ternship waived if they wish to re­ join the Senate. Vignieri rejoined the Senate recently after his unsuc­ cessful bid for the vice presidency in March. Vignieri realizes that some stu­ dents may want to wait until the fall elections to join the Senate in order to avoid the internship. He said that many students do not have any spare time with their cur­ rent schedules, many students work and Parkside has a non-traditional student body. AU of the five vacant Senate seats are fall seats; nine seats are elelcted each semester. Whoever in­ terns in the Senate now will have to run for reelection in the fall. But, said Vignieri, "anybody get­ ting in right now will get benefits," because the Senate meets monthly over the summer, so new Senators will spend less time while getting the experience. "We (have had) problems in the past in student government, but now we have a new, young, active Senate addressing the issues on campus," said Vignieri. Any student wishing to join the Senate, said Vignieri, "should see me and I will help them." Interes­ ted students should stop in the PSGA office, WLLD D139. U 9 *06 c % & Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy... Andv Buchanan Catherine Chaffee.... Jill Whitney Nielsen. Pat Hensiak .Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor .Photo Editor Copy Editor ..Business Manager ..Advertising Manager ...Distribution Manager ....Asst. Business Manager WRITERS 5*5 D !? 0 , n ' ?° b Kiesli n S. 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We don't want to be a police state and we don't want to be winking at the law, so what do we do?" asked Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week. Enforcement of the new drinking age law in the Union on campus was the discussed topic at the Friday, April 13 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meeting. Stoffle and Security director Ron Brinkman were invited to the meeting to discuss their roles in enforcement and disciplinary actions when the new drinking age law takes effect in July. The board felt that it would be in the best interest of the Union to find out what disciplinary procedures and enforcement of the law will be followed by the campus before they form any conclusions in that area. Stoffle said that college campuses are in a unique situation in that they were deliberately omitted in one area by the legislature in the new drinking age law. This omission gives campuses the option to establish their own policies concerning the law. After PUAB finishes their proposal package, and if the package is approved, Stoffle said she will meet with Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian Jenny Price "to discuss how to cany out the proposals." Stoffle said that she would appreciate PUAB's advice concerning discipline and enforcement. "I've never been a bartender here, I don't know all the problems, and I'm not always aware of the pitfalls," she said. Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization Council) representative, said that he feels students should know that something will happen if they do not follow the rules. "I also don't feel that hauling people off to the D.A.'s office will all the time be sufficient," he said. Brinkman said that one way to handle the situation if people are breaking the law (underage drinking or sharing alcohol with underage students) would be for Security personnel to first issue warnings, second time abusers would be sent to Price for disciplinary action and third or fourth time abusers would be arrested. "There is no rule saying that we have to arrest people immediately," said Brinkman. "Educating the bartenders, hiring addtional staff, establishing pro- 'cedures, explaining the law to students with signs or some other mechanism to warn them about the law are some of the ideas Stoffle added. Bruce Preston, committee member, said that community tavern owners will be watching the campus very closely. Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners) are going to put (students) in a fish bowl and watch their every move." PUAB plans further discussion of alcohol policies and possible ways to enforce the new drinking age laws on the campus. The group will not meet on Friday, April 20 but Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to attend to ask qu estions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at^ "avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27. tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . . "The two major aspects in today's Society are alcohol and advertisingf' said media analyst and writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who talked at Parkside last Wednesday on the effects of advertising on alcohol consumption. Creator of two films, "The Naked Truth" and "Under The Influence," Kilbourne has exposed the media industry over alcohol. At the beginning of the lecture she stressed, "This is not a temperance lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism, but rather it's an examina-^ tion of the atittudes about alcohol . in this society and the effects of these attitudes on whether we drink or not." She also said, "My aim is not simply to reform the advertisers, but to use these ads to illustrate just what these advertisers are perpetuating and reinforcing in these present attitudes." "Ads alone don't cause alcoholism," according to Kilbourne, "but they do play a big role in the U.S. by establishing norms and creating a climate. Alcohol is presented as a myth. The point of a ll advertising is not to uform but to establish myths. Advertisers play on the conscious and unconscious so people associate alcohol with good things. "Alcohol advertisers link alcohol with many positive qualities and attributes, the very qualities that the abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys," stated Kilbourne. "Alcohol is big business," said INSIDE Student artists show their work Drummer Shaugknessy to perform Moliere's "Miser" plays at Parkside Women's softball on winning streak Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over $40 billion dollars a year and the industry spends over $1 billion on advertising alone. That's 20 times more than the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses in the prevention, research and treatment of alcoholism." As stated before, alcohol advertising employs several links to human qualities and feelings. People like to celebrate, and the essential part of every holiday is alcohol. Advertisers imply something else in some ads: "Holidays were made for Michelob." According to Kilbourne, "The point of holidays IS the beer." This ad also implies the same idea; "Actually, there are several good reasons for getting married." Success is another desired quality. Advertisers play on this need. "There is a relationship between alcohol and success, however negative. Even small amounts of alcohol decrease Alertness and efficiency," said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however, display it as a magic potion. It will even give you instant athletic abilities, second only to Tampax." Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a thing you can do that alcohol will make you do better." "Not only can you become a successful athlete, you can also become creative." "Edgar Allen Stroh," for instance, shows this. Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism and died a grotesque death. According to Kilbourne, Poe was an alcoholic at a time when there was no hope for alcoholics. "Imagine any other drug addiction that would be joked about. With alcohol it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne stated. There are several sighs of trouble that indicate a problem drinker and alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness become prevalent in an alcoholic's life. Advertisers turn it around with this ad: "Create your own special island." "Clearly, this is promoting solitary drinking, which is a sure way to get into trouble," Kilbourne advised. Other signs of trouble are fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable and when the drinker hoards his/her supply. "Alcohol is related to parties, good times and fun, but it's equally related to suicide, depression, murder, unemployment and sickness, but this side is erased," said Kilbourne. "Sixty percent of the general population that seeks psychological help for depression have a drinking problem, and the suicide rate of alcoholics is 58 times more than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne. Kilbourne also discussed the effects of subliminal advertising. She defined it as being below the threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy sexual. "These ads are not made to turn you on, but to make you anxious. Person sees ad, the unconscious image is repressed, repression sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a Continued on Page Z RANGER Letters to the Editor Disgusting behavior Dear Editor: I am a member of the Parkside Dart Team who is very perturbed with the behavior of some of my fellow students. Recently I had the opportunity to observe first hand the handiwork of some highly educated college students. On March 30, myself and some fellow dart players enjoyed a couple of hours of darts in the Recreation Center during the afternoon. Later that same day, while the band "Java" was taking a break, we went downstairs to toss a few more darts. We were greeted by the sight of a badly vandalized score board, dart board and best way out chart. Written across the scoreboard was "Dart Players are a bunch of Pussys." This kind of behavior leads me to support retroactive abortions. I sincerely hope the low life or low lives who are responsible for this act of degradation catch AIDS from a dirty needle and live for 11 years in fear before dying a slow and painful death. I am really fed up with vandals and thieves. If you see someone perpetrating an illegal act, call the campus security. We don't need scum sucking dogs roaming the halls of Parkside ripping people off or destroying what is left of the school. Idiots such as these only increase the cost of your tuition. Don't let these dirtbails run your life. Let them know you aren't going to put up with their behavior. Nick Thome 'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR." Another view of the caucus To the Editor: The general caucus chairperson was Sue Decker and the chairperson of the individual candidates were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale), James Pridding (Hart), M. A. Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler (uncommitted). Election Ballot Results: First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart 183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14. Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart 225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1. Taking the bus to the UAW Hall was a real adventure for me and my walker since the closest stop the bus made was by the entrance of the Vision Center on Washington Road and the closest and safest route was through a steep undercut field. The officials at the door were kind enough to let me come in and sit down before registration began. A sergeant-at-arms conducted me to a room to wait, and as I entered that room I was struck by the fact that the UAW off icials were escoring some 200 o r so retirees to the front of the building to stand in line. I found out later that the UAW retirees have a meeting the first Saturday of every month, and they moved that day's meeting to the morning to accommodate the caucus. "A stroke of good luck to pack a caucus for Mondale." Next I met a newly franchised voter and Hart supporter, and also the Hart supporter's parent, who was a Mondale backer. The parent was trying valiantly to change their off-spring's mind. Finally the parent said, "I have an economic reason for you to support Mondale, and it is called room and board." Sorry to say I did not see that Hart backer in the Hart section of the caucus later. "Chalk one up for coercion for Mondale." Too bad that young voter could not decide on national issues. Upon turning around, I saw someone who I knew tried to run for alderman on the Republican ticket and asked him what he was doing there. He said he was with his wife who was a Jackson supporter. This so-called Repulican did not have a visitor sticker on, but was plastered with Mondale stickers all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe he didn't vote for Mondale, and I hope he didn't, for his own conscience' sake. Anyway, he probably did, just to curry favor from the union steward at work. "What a blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale." By the way, if you want the union steward to stand up for your rights at work, you had better not let him see you in any other delegation other than Mr. Mondale's. Inside the Hart section of the caucus, I ran into many complaints, especially from the people from Western Kenosha County complaining that in the local papers there was no news about when or where the Democratic caucus was to take place. I was told that most of the county people had to call the County Clerk long distance for any information on the caucus. Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was a politically educational day for me. I learned first to pick a very neutral spot to hold the caucus, like my own county headquarters building, then use packing, coercion, crossover voters and stone silence in my opposition's stronghold. You can call this double hearsay, but I was told by James Priddis, Hart's caucus leader, that National Democratic Representative Robert Shapiro, who was there to observe the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest caucus he had ever seen run. Oh, by the way, five hour Kari "Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson delegation joined the Hart caucus at 4:15, the Hart delegation ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation packed it in at 9:45. Anyone with other information on the Kenosha or Racine County caucuses, I'd like to hear from you 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the PSGA office. Franklin Kuczenski Kilbourne looks at alcohol advertising Continued from Page 1 powerful motivation and abusers tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne said. "When the image becomes conscious, the ad loses power over us," she added. All alcohol advertising has three purposes, no matter how they are employed: recruit new members, increase consumption of product gpd assist buyers in choosing a *>rand. The ads want to get young people, want to show a new life style for them. They also want to maintain or increase present sales and, of course, influence a person to purchase a specific brand. The ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect, because, said Kilbourne, "Most heavy drinkers tend to stick to one type of alcohol." There are several symptoms of the problem drinker, according to Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking in order to function; 3) Missing classes or work due to hangovers; 4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts; 6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying a drinking problem; 8) Doing something that you wouldn't do while sober. "These are all signs, but in the U. S. they are acceptable and funny. This saying expresses the attitude: 'I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem'," she said. "If you have problems with one drug, just take another," Kilbourne stated. "The morning after I discovered martinis, I discovered Alka Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal from a drug," said Kilbourne. "If you're having a bad hangover, you're suffering withdrawal." Kilbourne added, "A blackout is when you're conscious, but jon't remember the next day what happened. It's a serious form of withdrawal and if it occurs, one should get help." "Alcoholism is a disease," said Kilbourne. "It has little to do with will power, as does any other disease." She also said, "There is no such thing as a typical alcoholic. Less than five percent are on Skid Row. An alcoholic is far more likely to be a man or woman over 30, with a family, home and job." "We don't know the causes. There is no common denominator. The only known relationship is that all alcoholics see alcohol as the most important thing in their lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers know this, and use it heavily throughout the ads. U 9 •OD $ Ken Meyer jlttieK2eira :::::::z::~;:^ews Editor PoSJf J? 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PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Karen Trandel Todd Herbst aJ°",T " T, °nd edit*d by students of UW-Parkside and they Thu SnZ TP°™.t °'T ed"0r•'0, P°'ICy and co°'*n'- P"M*bed ^ery R a n Z 9 ! ^ e * C e f " d u " " 9 b r ' ° k > ° " d b ° " d a y i Ranger ,s pri nted by the Rocine Journal Times. be addre"ed porkside Ranger, Universrtyof Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. standard s^zl I b\acceP,ed H typewritten, double spaced on ZntdwhaTJ ' ' t ud ^ >h°n 350 WOrds and mui> he RanaZd!ZrfZ 1^,? , ?° ° m" for Plication Thursday. lory content Contoi™9 false and defame• RANGER a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984 Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and extraordinarily precise percussive style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS the acclaimed Tonight Show Orchestra for 20 years will perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. The ensemble is directed by Parkside music professor Tim Bell. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for the general public and can be purchased at the campus Union Information Center. All seats are reserved. For more information, call 553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside appearance is sponsored by the university's Fine Arts Division. Shaughnessy also will give a drum clinic the day of his performance with the ensemble. The clinic, free to persons who show their tickets to the evening performance, and $2 for others, will be at 3.30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate basic drum principles and techniques. Shaughnessy joined the Tonight Show Orchestra in 1964 and has CPD performed with it ever since. In 1975 he established his own 17- piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy Energy Force, with which he tours occasionally. A native of New Jersey, he is active as a drum clinician at universities and high schools throughout the U.S. and has composed a number of original pieces for jazz bands, including "Nigerian Walk" and "Blues Detambour." He has been featured on a number of albums, including "Rhapsody for Now," with Tonight Show orchestra director Doc Severinsen; "Afro American Sketches," with o'. Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's Way," with Count Basie. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I has earned a reputation as consistently one of the finest young jazz ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside jazz ensembles have won "outstanding band" honors four times at the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge, winning the latest honor at the festival's most recent competition last year. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds as Well as jazz at Parkside, earned bachelor's and master's degrees in music education from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including service as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell performed with name bands and top entertainers including Tom Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little and Burt Bacharach. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed on saxophone with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeast Wisconsin. He frequently performs as a sideman in Chicago with the Ralph Berger orchestra for commercial and jazz engagements. * "**• i "Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert. Correction The Corporation for Professional Development was incorrectly identified in the Communication Colloquia story last week. Ranger regrets the error. Ranger needs writers Students tflearn by doing 99 by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor "Learning by doing" is the philosophy maintained by the Corporation for Professional Development, an organization which is concerned with enhancing the learning experiences for themselves, other students and the community. The organization was formed in Spring 1983 under the auspices of the Communication Department students who "wanted to take the skills and competencies learned in the classroom and apply them to real life," said Traci Fordham, CPD Information Services Coordinator. CPD has sponsored many workshops and colloquia for students and plans more for the future. The group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive Officer of Johnsonville Sausage, on April 25. The group also is in charge of Communication Internships, held a workshop at Capsule College and hosted Communication Major Alumni panel discussions and many other activities. Fordham said that CPD members are encouraged to "take their competencies and interests and expand on them by creating their own type of program or job." An example of this philosophy is the CPD Inreach/Outreach Program. Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach Coordinator's, interests lie in public speaking. Her job is to bring people on the campus from the community to speak as well as take university people to speak in the community. "We plan these programs to help students learn...to help students 'shed their student skins.' In other words, we help them take the things that they have learned in the classroom and apply them to other things," said Fordham. One goal of CPD, according to Fordham, is to enhance the quality of student graduates. Membership in CPD helps these students gain experience in their area of interest. "We do many things students would be unable to do outside the classroom," she said. Preparing surveys, reports, proposals and brochures are some of the skills required by businesses which CPD members learn. "I feel that I am much more prepared to go out and do things in the business world now that I have been in the corporation," said Fordham. CPD is run primarily by communication students. Some of the more active members include Steve Schreiner, Chief Executive officer; Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship program; Moles, Inreach/ Outreach Program; and Eric Elsmo, information services; and Fordham, Information Services and Inreach/Outreach Program. Fordham added about CPD, "What it is all about is to not just sit back and go through the grind, but to really get something out of the university and the classroom setting...going beyond being a student and being professional within the school setting." Students interested in obtaining more information about the Corporation for Professional Development can contact Prof. David Habbel, Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017, Schreiner or Fordham. Professional Resume Writing You've spen t thousa nds o f dollar s and years to g et yo ur d iploma. D o you wa nt a "q uickie" or quality rei sum e to reflect you and your investment? Save your valuable study time. Ca ll the professionals now. Anno Qontok 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (formor Parkald* atudanta) Reasonable rates. oooooooooood Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement UJ^V-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per QuaHfication-^ous experience preferred, as is know,edge of UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Thursday, April 19,1984 ActorT former teacher RANGER * Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— * I want to be flexible enough not to be considered a 'black actor,' but just an actor." Julian Brown, actor and former teacher is completing his second year at Parkside. He is working on his second degree, his first being an education degree from UWM. He says that he is "over 25", single and has an 8 year old son who lives in Milwaukee. Brown says one reason he picked Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee." Another factor that was very important was (Parkside drama professor) Lee Van Dyke." Lee sent me tickets to a show here. When I came down and talked to Lee, I was impressed by him. He sort of caught my ear and eye, and I thought that it would be a good experience to work with him." Brown has- been accepted in the graduate acting program at Temple University in Philadelphia, making this his last semester at Parkside. He has also been accepted at the Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma State, and Michigan State. "But I've decided on Temple, so I'll be moving to Philadelphia for three years," he said. I don't know a I've been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." Julian Brown exactly what it's going to bring. I think they have a fairly interesting program. The people that I've met there from the program and talked to have all been fairly impressive." Another thing he likes about Temple is its nearness to New York City. It's about two hours from Philly to New York, so I'm close to the things that go on. They open many plays that eventually go to Broadway in Philadelphia and it's on the east coast. Brown lived on the west coast, in L A. for four years and said he didn't particularly like what's going on out there. "I much prefer what's going on out on the east coast. There's a sort of laid back approach to life on the west coast. I remember one day, I went to the barber and there was a sign in the window that said "Closed for the day, gone to the beach." I mean, I need a haircut, I've got a job interview, and this guy's gone to the beach. People in New York are more conscious of what they're doing." Brown feels ready for the change. "I think that the motivational forces that you get on the east coast are much sharper than you get on the west coast because people are up and aggressive and out there at six in the morning doing it, whereas people in L.A. are on the beach playing volleyball. It's a totally different lifestyle, and I'm ready for that." Of course, after college, Brown would like to work professionally as an actor. "An ideal situation for me would be to manage my own time, teach, and be able to work professionally. I wouldn't need to be working back to back all the time. If I could manage my money so that I could do YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO OLCS. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. SSG Robert Centerbar 8600 Sheridan Road Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY BEALLYOUCANBE. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown one or two shows a year, and then have some time to spend writing, play my flute, and just live, spending lots of time with my son, it would be ideal. Of course, not in that order because my son is at the top of the list." Brown looks back on his two years at Parkside as being a basically positive time. " It will always be part of my life. There are a lot of people that IH meet again somewhere. The for- .mulation of fr iendships is not some- * thing that just flakes off. I guess I've learned that in the last couple of years, because there are people from this area that I'm going to stay in touch with, so that my phone bill keeps up it's $150 average. I think that I have made some real and true friends here, " he said. The time at Parkside has also been a great learning experience. "There's two ways of learning. You learn from what the instructor says, and you learn from the culture, so it's like subteaching. I remember when I first got to Parkside, walking down the hall and people saying 'hello". This was on the heels of coming for L.A. where people will walk aU over you. So I knew immediately that I was in a different environment, and I found a lot of things that were positive about that. There is a lot of sincerity in people. On the other hand, there's a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff going on. The small town, closed ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's nice." Among his roles in Parkside plays are Petey in "The Birthday 5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round The Moon", Private Meek in "Too True To Be Good," and his present role as La Fleche in "The Miser " I ve been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." One of the things that he has learned is that he enjoys studio theater. "You can hear people breathe, you can feel them in your space. Your concentration has to be right there because if it's not, you're going to trip over someone's feet and fall into the audience. I like that challenge." Another thing Brown enjoys is the summer productions at Parkside. "Last year's summer shows were the first time I had ever done summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse for two weeks and put on a play. It was so frightening to me only having two weeks to rehearse. But I'd like to get the chance to do it again. It gave me a great respect for the rehearsal process. An incident that occured during last summer's production showed the dedication to acting that Brown has. "This woman went through a stop sign and I was going about thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle. I slammed into the side of her car, flew over it, and flipped three times. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance. I got up out of the hospital and went to re hearsal. About midway through, however, my body said 'Don't you realize that you've been in a motorcycle accident', and I just sort of folded up." Brown said that if he could play any role, it would be "Othello." "Maybe it will have significance for me, I'm, not sure why, but it's something that kind of lays there more than anything else. I would like to be able to do the role differently than any of the other great actors who have played the role. I'm speaking of people like James Earl Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul , Continued on Page 12 RANGER 5 Thursday, April 19,1984 AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair \nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ .. ecommunications" will be the theme of the eighth annual Computer Fair at Parkside, to be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. The event, sponsored by Parkside's student chapter of the National Association of Computing Machinery, will feature demonstrations and presentations by four major corporations and 17 area vendors. Admission is $1 and entrance is through the Communication Arts Building on the southwest end of Club Events Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu The UWPDT is proud to announce Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt and Hat Day" On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism Committee will sponsor this event. To participate all you have to do is wear your favorite corporate T-shirt or hat or both. Any t ype of advertising will do including the likes of Miller, Pabst, Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies (Nick's personal favorite). The Dart Team will not meet on Friday, April 20 in observance of Good Friday. Not to mention the fact that the campus will close at noon, thereby preventing us from using the Rec Center. Veterans' Club On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans' Hub will be going waterskiing at Brown's Lake. The trip is open to anyone brave enough to battle the cold water. Rich Welbon, President of the Vets Club, said that when he went to test the water temperature at Browns Lake, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an ice cube. All are welcome to attend whether you d ecide to try waterskiing or not. The Vets Club will provide the boat, the gas and two water skis. Beer and soda are to be provided by the guests themselves. This opening day event will begin at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained out it will be postponed until further notice. Psychology Club The Psychology Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David Beach will be discussing the Fall 1984 schedule. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Do you know where you're going to live after you graduate? If you don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling as she speaks on "Housing after Graduation." Learn where to look and how much you can expect to spend. Everyone is welcome, so join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday April 25 in Union 207. NUP Students for the National Unity Party will meet on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165. BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) will hold elec tions of officers for the 1984-85 academic year on Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. Persons nominated for President include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton and Ernestine Weisinger. Vice-President nominations include Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and Derek Thurman. Nominated for Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones and Karling Thurman. Those nomT nated for Treasurer include Greg Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek Thurman. Activities Coordinator nominations include Danita Baker, Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough and Derek Thurman. Students running for the above positions will provide statements about their qualifications at Monday's meeting. All voting must be completed at the close of that meeting and no other votes will be accepted after that time. Election results will be published in the May 3 Ranger. WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •••**••••••**** SEAN PATTERSON •••*••••••***** His pitching against Illinois Chicago Circle was outstanding. Sean pitched 7 innings and won the game 7-4. He allowed only 5 hits. 4 nans. He had 5 strike outs and only one walk. the main academic complex. Parking will be availabl e in the Communication Arts lot. The AT&T Company will headline the fair with a display of its new line of powerful Unix-based terminals and heavy-duty line printers. The terminals will be displayed for the first time in the Midwest at the fair, said Karen Norwood, student coordinator of the event. In addition, AT&T will demonstrate its 3B2 computer model and will present a display titled,"The History of Telecommunications Museum." A keynote address on computer networking and telecommuications will be presented at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen McGraw, national networks marketing manager for communications products of Digital Equipment Corporation in Massachusetts. Other computer systems on display will include those produced by the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations. Norwood pointed out that the event is an excellent oportunity for people considering purchasing a business or home computer to see and compare many of the computers on today's market. She said the fair this year is stressing computer systems suited to the needs of business, and encouraged area businessmen to "come to the fair." This is the first time four major corporations are participating in the fair, demonstrating the latest in hardware and software systems and packages," Norwood s aid. "It will be the biggest fair ever." Last year 1000 persons attended, she said. TO: FROM: SUBJECT: MEMORANDUM March 15, 1984 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Stuart L. Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award .he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk All of the information requested on the form must be supplied 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984 4 saaaKassrB* »»«> 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. —to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576. 6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Seminar examines premenstrual syndrome Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc., spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies" seminar. Library trivia winners The winners in the Library Trivia Quiz Contest are as follows: Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate for the Union Sweet Shoppe (sponsored by the Parkside Union). Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored by Food Service). Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate for the Campus book store (sponsored by the Parkside Campus Store). A pair of passes to the Union Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be given to each winner. Prizes must be picked up from Donna Nicholson, L/LC by Friday, April 27. by Kari Dixon The annoying and sometimes debilitating problem of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated with vitamins and a proper diet and exercise routine, according to Patricia Limburg, counselor at Family Planning Inc., of Racine, who spoke at the Women's Studies seminar last Wednesday. According to Limburg, it is estimated that from five to forty percent of the female population suffers from PMS, but she believes the numbers are higher. PMS, by definition, is any symptom or complaint that is present before menstruation. To actually be PMS, the symptoms must be present sometime after ovulation and before or during the bleeding. PMS can be mild, moderate or severe. "The majority of the symptoms of PMS are associated with the fact that the body is retaining water," Limburg said. "Some women just refuse to leave the house during this time." The reason that PMS is surrounded by some controversy is because it is hard to determine scientifically. "There are no tests to diagnose PMS," Limburg continued. "Because it is women-related and women-reported, there has been some resistance from the medical community." The symptoms of PMS are varied. The more common include bloating, sore breasts, lower backache, nausea, food cravings, depression and lethargy. The more uncommon ones include sinus trouble, vision problems, fainting, panic attacks, Help Wanted NEED CASH? Earn $500+ each school year, 24 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243- 6679. Services Offered TAKE THE train, Jane! East and Gulf Coasts — $175 max. roundtrip. 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"The usual medical treatment for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve the tension," Limburg said. "This is really no good." Instead of the more traditional treatment, Limburg suggested a different route. The first step is keeping a PMS diary to see exactly what symptoms occur at exactly what time. The cause of PMS, Lim- Continued from Page 5 The Fourth Annual Parkside International Computer Problem- Solving Contest for elementary, junior and senior high school students will be held in conjunction with the fair. The local section of the contest will take place at Parkside, with other segments being held at schools and colleges around the Midwest. Hardware and software vendors participating in the fair include, For Sale 1977 YAMAHA XS 360. W indshield, rack and back rest. 11,000 mi. $600. PHone 694-3813. 1969 MGB with overdrive engine, good body. Best offer. 634-5597. Personals LORE: IT'S been one year. I love you — Gre g. LORIE: I love you — Y up. JULIE AND Dave, keep your clothes on off-campus. Friskie. FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible. Julie and Dave. J & D Hey love, I really missed you. Smoke a bomb? D.G. D.G. I came a long way, I quit smoking!! J&D. I DON'T care what anyone says, I like Parkside. Robibaby STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it scares me. Zemog. A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating Respiratory problems in elevators. SLY "AWESOME YY," Fan club information. Inquire at Union Square. JOEY: YOU dancing maniac — have your feet recovered yet? burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency, and high doses of B6, potassium and magnesium are prescribed by Family Planning. A special low salt diet that also eliminates all caffiene (including chocolate, tea, coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like exercises at least three times a week are also recommended to help the body deal with the problems of water retention. One vitamin, called Optivite, has been a great help to some of the women, Limburg said. "PMS is still more like witchcraft than science," she said. "Women must rely on each other to read the symptomatology," she said. Perhaps the only good aspect of PMS is that it often results in an increased libido prior to menstruation. "Some women really love sex at that time of the month," she concluded. from Racine, Colortron Computers, Office Equipment Corp. (which will be presenting a display in conjunction with the Zenith Corp.), Radio Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.; from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates; and from Milwaukee, Successful Software, Vision Computer Systems, Media Management and Magnetics, Soft House and North Shore Computers. REEN. SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for your love. Fred. GEE WHIZZERS!!!! FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny. HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No bars for this boy. K. GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available any more. Baby Animal. GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby Animal. BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard: the fellows pierced in the pink. FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby Animal back, the girls. GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's mine! Debbie. DEBBIE, I am yours. Baby Animal. DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live happily ever after. BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever! Stop telling me to not get out of my car!!! MOLLY: IF no one else wants to, I'll be chairman of the parade, but only if the Association allows that. They tend to send letters acknowledging how much people owe...how rude! PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG! THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division —• p resents — Ed §Eau^Eres§y of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell May 8, 1984 8:00 pm • Communication Arts Theatre Tickets: $5.00 General Admission • $3.00 Studsnts Classified ads Dckats AvatttMe: HM Art* D IVMM 553-2564 Units Is forasltes D esk 553-2345 • Ail SMU RM trwd Computer Fair I^^SCONSIN-PARKSIDfe^^'? ? *±/M I'KIMMS /\\/ \ M r jF^M? 4PRII 27 2S, 'H,4Y/l,5.vrSir.u.i ./444Y 3 at io v\t. ^ ^r.'. - MVIRSIIT OF THE MISER ft"* ? T u e i, ?°, ' KDen0Sha- Rebecca Julich, Racine, (both standing and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Plays at Parkside 4The Miser' arrives Moliere's classic comedic farce "The Miser," a play that reveals human vice and folly with irrepressible joy, is the Parkside dramatic arts discipline's Spring main stage production, directed by Prof. Lee Van Dyke. The play will be performed over two consecutive weekends, on Fridays April 27 and May 4, and on Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All performances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. "The Miser," a 17th century French play that sets the standards by which comedy and comic acting have ever since been judged, concerns Harpagon, the central character who is determined to spend as little money as possible. Harpagon takes to holding onto his money so obsessively that he becomes convinced that his servants are robbing him, and he buries his money in the garden rather than trust it to a bank. He doesn't approve of the money his son spends on clothing, and he wants to marry off his daughter to the first man who will have her without a dowry — n o matter how old he is. The miser's children meet and fall in love with people they intend to marry, but Harpagon announces his own wedding plans: he' will marry the girl with whom his son is in love, and his wealthy friend will marry his (Harpagon's) daughter. Van Dyke said the resolution of this situation is sure to inspire laughter in the audience. "In writing his plays, Moliere drew frequently upon the Italian form called 'Comedia deU'arte,' which is based on improvisation, stock characters and 'lazzi,' or small comedic pieces," Van Dyke said. "Modern equivalents of that style of comedy include the walk of Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's on First' exchange between Abbott and Costello and the contemporary Second City troupe from Chicago." Van Dyke said Moliere's humor is universal and has endured for three centuries. "It's astonishing to find out how fresh Moliere's characters and situations are — and those characters and situations form the basis of Moliere's humor." Van Dyke called Moliere "one of the funniest people in history. Moliere was the Shakespeare of France, except that he concerned himself exclusively with comedy." Cast members of the play include Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf, Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler, John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich, Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra- Continued on Page 10 "Beef" gives the beef on alcohol policies Astute readers will probably have noticed by now that the administration is debating on possible new alcohol policies in the Union. As this will likely affect nearly every student on campus, I decided to nip down to the administration offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director of student responsibility, about the proposed changes. Responding to the charges that the new policies were 'assinine' and 'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood up to the administration's critics. "Basically, we wanted to cut down on under-age drinking without detering our older population from the occasional quick one with their friends. I believe we have reached a comfortable compromise." said Beef. "We had to focus on two main problems. The first was actually stopping minors from purchasing alcohol, and the second was to cut out the sharing of drinks by seniors." ' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases of beer and wine must be accompanied by on-the-spot blood tests, urine analysis, presentation of birth certificates and passports plus retina scan and fingerprint matching. "As the whole process should take less than an hour, we feel it will be unlikely to dissuade our older drinkers," he quipped. Regarding the heinous crime of drink-sharing, "Beef" announced new administrative policies designed to combat this lethal wrongdoing. "Actually, we've been toying with the idea of lacing all drinks with small but lethal doses of cyanide," acknowledged O'Jooce, "which, believe you me, will cut down on this beer-sharing business something drastic." However, there were dissenters to this plan. "Yea, the chancellor wimped out again," said "Beef," with a trace of bitterness in his voice. "That pansy by John Kovalic Feature Editor was afraid of t he reaction from parents. What a wimp." The new policies are somewhat less drastic. "Anyway, we finally decided to cut down on the size of drinks again. After playing around with the idea of just pouring the drinks right down their yaps, we started thinking of reinstating the one-and two-ounce glasses. Eventually we cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you ask me." "The size of a large beer," he continued, the pitch of his voice reaching dangerous altitudes, "was finally decided to be no more than that of a fair-sized thimble." But that is just the beginning, he indicated. \ "At the moment, we're just putting the finishing touches on an amendment to really cut down on sharing. "All wine and beer glasses are to be encased in three tons of molten lead and concrete and buried in a secret location somewhere in the Rockies," he said, grinning broadly. "And if that doesn't work, we'll just shoot the bastards." * * * * * * * * * * What with the Democratic primaries well on the way, and what with a new government at the helm of Parkside's student body, I decided it was time to put my one political science class to good use. I therefore offer the following as a list of laws, by-laws and proprosals any aspiring political candidate would do well to include in future manifestos. Take heed, Gary Hart. These are the real new ideas. • Anyone caught saying "Where's the Beef?" should first be publicly flogged, to be followed by not less than a hail of small arms fire. • All cafeteria cheeseburgers should be labeled with the warning, 'Not to be taken internally.' • Public humiliation of person or persons found wearing 'I Love Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed by a two-year term locked in a small box in Utah. • The force-feeding of male hormones to the afore-mentioned Jackson, with serious thoughts about the same for Boy George, Richard Simmons and the Smurfs. • Give accounting majors their own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock them in it. • Make it legal to beat person or persons sadistically about the head with a large blunt object upon the utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.' • Ban California. • Restrict the sales of coffee shoppe bagels as lethal weapons, especially when used in hand-tohand combat or ingested. • Immediate withdrawal of all US combat forces from Lebanon and Central America followed by the invasion of Akron, Ohio. • Record conversations between communications majors and play back recordings to same. Wait for resulting hemorrhaging. 8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Student art Art show successes Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient), Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling (President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig (Honorable Mentions). PLO se on campus A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impresive array of art forms including painting, sculpture, ceramics and mixed media is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 3. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The juried exhibit includes 56 works selected from 141 entries by juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized papermaker, typographist and graphic designer who is a visiting professor at UW-Madison. Wilfer selected the works on the basis of creativity, innovation and use of materials. The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by the Parkside Art Discipline in the Fine Arts Division, and includes three cash awards and four honorable mentions along with a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $40, was awarded to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha for his work titled "Sunday Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting a cozy domestic scene featuring enormously dramatic contrasts between light and darkness, geometric and fluid shapes and horizontal and vertical lines. Kansas, 34, is a junior who works third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern Transportation Co. as a yard clerk and attends Parkside part-time during the day. He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction of his two children, Carey, 8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday night lying in front of the TV set in the living room. Kangas also won an honorable mention for his oil painting titled "Thirteenth Avenue," which shows a real-life two story structure at 13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha, the first floor of which is a tavern, with the second floor housing apartments. The work communications a sense of loneliness and isolation in the tradition of urban-based artists, Kangas said. In addition, Kangas had a third work accepted in the show. It is a warmly colored acrylic painting titled "Extirpator," which depicts, on a grand scale, ordinary objects including a mouse trap, button and cleaning brush in a cardboard box. Kangas, who was supervised in the creation of "Sunday Night" by Parkside art professor Douglas Devinny, slyly incorporates gently humorous touches in his work. "Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes a wood-carved dude in one corner "watching over the children." "Thirteenth Avenue" features a one-way sign pointing in the direction of the tavern entrance, and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never- Miss" brand mouse trap that has been sprung, and "guess what, there's no mouse," Kangas said. He said, "I was overwhelmed just to be accepted in the show. I'm really honored. I know there are a lot of extremely talented and hardworking art students being taught by high-quality art faculty at Parkside. This show really means something to me." A cash award of $25 went to second- place winner Brian Passino, of Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly fluid oil painting titled "Flight," which gives the viewer the impression of flying over a strange and fascinating yellow, green and red planet, approaching an unfolding horizon. A $15 c ash price went to Frank Mandli, of Racine, who took third place for his intriguing "Pig H," a ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked in sparkling necklaces and dangling from slings in mid-air. A lithograph by William Grieder, Racine, titled "Baby's Ride," which shows a bemused baby sitting in a baby carriage along with a huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside Library Purchase Award. The work will be put on permanent display in the Library. Other honorable mentions were awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine for a polyester resin piece titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed media work called "Creation;" and Karen Roszkowski for a copper and wood piece titled "Musical Reflections." by Nick Thome The Parkside Liberation Organization (PLO) is the newest group to seek major organization status. The PLO was formed early this semester to further the rights and freedoms of concerned students who feel special interest groups and members of the administration are discouraging the "American way of life" as set forth by our forefathers. Recently I had the opportunity to interview the man in charge of the PLO at the regional headquarters. The following is a condensed version of the conversations we had. Q. Colonel Keck, why was the PLO formed? A. The members of the Parkside Liberation Organziation are disgusted by the hypocrisy of special interest groups such as Women Against Pornography. They complained bitterly last year when Parkside showed the soft porn movie "Emanuelle," but they didn't say one word during the Foreign Film Festival when an underaged male child was graphically sodomized to death. Q. What are the PLO's feelings about the Union's projected alcohol policies? A. We were shocked by the elimination of pitchers and carafes. Never before has there been a complaint about the 17 year old students who came into the Union. We feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee is a bunch of namby-pamby, undersexed eunuchs with nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people unhappy. Q. By what means do you maintain your organization? A. We have sufficient funding from the private sector, in addition to the support from students, who feel as we do. We have the proper equipment and training to counteract the tainted menace that has been overshadowing the real pursuit of happiness at Parkside. Q. If there was one change you could make tomorrow here at Parkside, what would it be? A. We would terminate the Corporate Sponsorship Committee. The PLO was appalled at the elimination of corporate sponsored events such as Old Style night and Miller night. These events were immensely popular with the students since their beginning when the university first opened its doors. For some reason unknown to the average adult, the corporate sponsorship committee and the alcohol awareness committee have deemed college students incapable of deciding how much alcohol they should consume on any given occasion. Maybe they believe that we are not the future of this beloved country, but potential criminals who upon touching our lips to a cup of beer succumb to ancient animal desires and immediately rape and pillage the surrounding community leaving nothing that even remotely resembles human life forms in our wake. Were these people playground directors in another life who feel compelled to treat us as if we are mindless, whimpering brats? What was the Alcohol Awareness Committee? Why did they disband, leaving their totalitarian measures intact? Do they fear social retribution to such an extent that they would depart before an outraged student body could physically state its objection? We think so. Q. Colonel Keck, what is the American way of life? A. The American way of life is a feeling of self expression. The United States is the only country that believes in the individual, yet we are being subverted by outside factions that want to incorporate us into a homogeneous pool of garbage. I and my group aren't going to let that happen here. We will prevail. 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My three years of fifth grade never found me pulling stunts like that. Give him hormone shots. Dear Dr. Bill, I have been afraid to write you because I have a feeling you've been written to a lot and I was afraid I might suffer by comparison. I'm from Chicago, but I'm stuck in a small town with a bunch of degenerate freaks. My best friend is a wimp who doesn't know his left from his right and my girl friend is a minister's daughter who freely admits that she's not a virgin. They don't even allow music or dancing here! What can I do? Signed, Screwloose Dear Screwloose, Well I think that you should quit Chamber music A free public recital of ten chamber compositions written by Parkside music major Michael E. Edgerton will be performed at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 27, in Communication Arts Room D-118. The works, which will include three compositions for flute, voice and guitar and three pieces for a mixed woodwind and string quintet, will be performed by about a dozen Parkside music students in various ensembles. Edgerton, a senior, will perform as a vocalist in the recital. A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton has studied composition with Parkside music professor August Wegner for the last two years, and has sung in chamber groups under Parkside music professors Frank Mueller and William Weinert. In addition, he has studied under a number of area voice instructors, including Mary Christensen, Carol Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he has performed with the Renaissance Trio, an area vocal chamber group. After graduating from Parkside this spring, Edgerton plans to continue his music education by enrolling in a graduate school of music, where he will study composition. f°un(Jry to P^ue a baUet ca- [m ii't mean you should dress up like a woman and audition for a soap op...•&!»..don't let people know that you are a mermaid! Dear Dr. Bill, We would like to lodge a complaint pertaining to one of your associate writers for this juvenile (yet credible) publication. Carl Cher- Wildlife cAAj£>rpq-pE ts The MotXrC OF Of?l6-!KJA£.rTY iuggmoitY. nouski, the Polish obtuse columnist, contributes his meaningless, vulgar and obtrusive abominations to this paper. He continually takes an article soaring to the heights of utter subliminity, to just let it come crashing to earth with a drab climax. He is an author with the vocabulary of Dr. Seuss, the depth of a Marvel Comics author and the style of a Harlequin romance writer. 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GO GET IT, OR HAVE IT BROUGHT HERE. \ CONVINCED THEM THAT I COULD GET My SECRETARY TO DELIVER THE PELICAN. KATHY HAD NO EXTENSION PHONE; I GLANCED AT MY WATCH AS I FORMULATED AN IDEA- r PUT THELMA ON FOR ME, WILL YOU? NEXT WEfcfc TIME WILLTEU.! A Week at pg».ir 0 Once O^Lb/Ce-r/ JEJ jaL LsayV Did that register? He's got by BBiillll SSttooiuugraaaarrrdi c . . . C-? Good-day, happy Easter, and welcome to another action-packed WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru more intelligent people out there have probably realized, this weekend is, as it were, a holiday weekend. So, there isn't anything happening out there, which leaves us with... Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter? ' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. This program is tree and open to the public. Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration nath begun for continuing students Business mistakes explained Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer of Johnsonville Sausage, will make a presentation entitled, "Confessions of a Bungler: Mistakes I Made and What I Learned From Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Topics under discussion will include leaders and managers, are they different?; various ways of looking at organizations; what to look for in organizations when you graduate; and many other subjects concerning leadership, business and communication. Stayer is being sponsored by the Communication Inreach/Outreach Program which operates under the auspices of the Corporation for Professional Development. Stayer is a member of the Professional Associates Program of the Parkside Communication Department. His last visit to Parkside was PJJ1 of a highly successful series of Modules with Professional Communicators" that took place in the spring semester 1983. for fall semester in Main Place. For you students who have questionable grades this semester and don't luiow if it is worth the effort to register if you're going to get kicked out of school anyway, the movie classic "Casablanca" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs for 102 minutes. Admission is free, sponsored by PAB. A basic course on investment strategies starts at 7 p.m in Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express. Call 553-2047 for reservations. Wednesday, 25th, Registration for fall semester continues in Main Place for continuing students. So i i for all of you freshmen with names beginning with the letters W, X, Y or Z, get your little selves 'down there or you won't get the Music Appreciation class you wanted A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne Thomas will be held at noon in Union 106 (busy room!). The program is free and open to the public. For the majority of you grandparents who already have your sex roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse is featuring Michael Gulezian from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. All are welcome; admission is free, and of course this gala event is sponsored by those real fun guvs down at PAB. us covert The Miser" opens cine; and Julian Brown and John Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee. Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving the production as assistant to the director and stage manager. Set designer for the production is Skelly Warren, and costume designer is Judith Tucker Snider, both Parkside dramatic arts professors. John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical theater manager, is lighting director. Major drama critics have praised the enduring quality of Moliere's The Miser." Clive Barnes of the New York Times wrote, "Only the French can write this kind of play, and even they have lost the knack." Douglas Watt, writing for the New York Daily News, said, " 'The Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon... it is practically foolproof...and in it we relish the dramatist's cool appreciation of the foibles of men." Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior citizens, students and staff; $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets can be obtained at the campus Union Information Center, 553-2345 or at the Fine Arts Division Office. 553-2581. A special matinee performance for high school students and senior citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 3. The general public is also invited. For more information contact Judith Tucker Snider at 553-2702 or 553-2568. Happy Easter from the Ranger staff The Parkside Union EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Building and all its services closed ss of noon Good Friday. Good Friday food service WLLC coffee shop only! by Dick Oberbruner In an effort to avoid nationwide criticism, President Reagan is reportedly giving covert aid to struggling American farmers. He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture Department to launch a secret relief fund for eight Midwestern states: Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds of small farms are selling out due to financial difficulties. The plowing of f ields will be performed by migrant workers, equipped with farm implements supplied by the U.S. Army. "The spring plowing will be completed," one agriculture official declared. "Chalk up another win for Washington." Evidence for the need of help is obvious - a $215 billion farm debt, high corn prices raising feed costs and devaluating land worth. All this is taken in stride as Reagan promises "ongoing resolution of the current recession," and the "slow, but eventual, buildup of agricultural production." "I will continue to monitor America's small farmer as he pulls up his own bootstraps," he said in his weekly radio address. Meanwhile, under his breath, Reagan has bypassed congressional spending authority and approved emergency agricultural aid to Mid- America. Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants are being used to pressure small acreage farmers into agricultural gains. '"Die migrants represent an incentive for small farmers to move in a direction of belief in the system, despite drawbacks in the past," said another official. Small farms are becoming victims of large-scale business farms that receive direct aid from an otherwise trickle-down president. With more money in the hands of these business farmers, the small farm is, realistically, losing ground. They will soon become self-sustaining enterprises, a reversion to pre- Industrial Revolution days. "America's breadbasket is bottoming out," says Sen. Douglas Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan administration, farm production has suffered from a great deal of neglect. As a result, this entire country will have to diet for the next ten years to maintain its current surplus." In response to the accusation that farmers are not receiving enough aid, President Reagan said: "•••This is preposterous. Farmers are the backbone of our nation, next to the armed forces. The federal government spent record amounts to protect farm incomes in 1983. The downfall of the American farmer has not resulted from any oversight of this administration " Meanwhile, $348 million is being pumped into these eight states. Two-thirds of it goes to dairy farmers, one-third to grain farmers. The president has once again failed to keep a covert operation covert. As you may know, U. S. military intervention in Central America has been horrificaUy concealed — li ke Minnesota Fats hiding behind the eight ball. Agriculture representatives are in each of the depressed states, as well, working with thousands of farmers. They are advising them how to spend federal money efficiently, to ensure maximum output and future stability. In Kansas, official reports show wheat farmers improving their predicament through the purchase of used machinery and the painting of barns. U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed farm fields in Nebraska and South Dakota and report soil conditions to be "considerably damaged by years of overuse and unpredictable weather patterns." It goes on to say only larger farms, with 200 o r more acres of grain or pastureland, will undoubtedly survive in the long run. Since 1970, farmers were thought to be in good stead. But the farm debt has nearly quadrupled from $62 billion (of that year) to the current $215 billion. No wonder you can't buy a box of cereal for less than a dollar. Grain farmers are less worried about making good, more worried about making even. In fine political double-talk. President Reagan confirmed his be^ lief in the American farmer: "Mid- America has become the stage for bold attempts by farmers to unite and solve their own economic problems. They are the best judges of their own woes. "Smal l farmers i n eight states...are being threatened by economic nonexistence. Let it be known that this administration recognizes this fact, and will be watching with anxious eyes as the rise of the American farmer results in the only, and proper, outcome." Nonetheless, Americans have to eat, and boy, will we pay for it. Food prices will be high this summer; restaurants will be hurting for business. If a dangerously cold winter isn't enough to ruin life support systems, we have to suffer from neglect. Wait until Congress gets back from recess and hears about this! RANGEK Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984 Women have five _ •car" ™i„fortheseore game winning Annthor J . ers SnH phonn/^l _ n by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor During the past week the women's softball team played five games and won all of them. The team was ranked 12th in the nation last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist. The first double-header last Wednesday, April 11, was against UWGreen Bay, which is in its first year as a university team. They do, however, have strong fastpitch leagues there over the summer. The first game was a no-score for Green Bay. Parkside won 6-0. In the first inning the women scored 2 runs. The second score came when Pam Young hit the ball into center field and Jackie Rittmer ran in for the score. Another good inning for the women was the fifth. Karl Porter S,ed « * «y ball to center field; on the next pitch she stole donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran [IV f or the score. The next play Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear was walked; and Lauren?, sneaky move, scored th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n the next inning with a triple. There were already two outs and the next batter up was out at first. Michelle Martino pitched very ^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then rr«?g, that contributed to S Was incons»stent pitching. They walked many players and changed pitchers often. The next game Green Bay came d more t'Eht. However, the Parkside women beat them 3-2. "n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented, Both of those games were well played. It was nice to beat Green Bay because they are District competition. We now feel a lot more confident about playing them." During the weekend the women played in the St. Francis tournament. The competition was arranged in pool play. There were four teams in a pool and they played against each other. First they played Loras University and won 2-1. Then they played Lewis and beat them 5-0. They went into extra innings against Illinois Central. The game went eight innings and Parkside won 3-2. Parkside was champion of their pool. Tennis Still fighting Men's baseball Weather setbacks by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The men's baseball team has begun their season despite set backs d ue to weather. Last Friday they played against Carthage and beat them 7-6 before they were rained out. They played 5 V2 innings before the rain started. Duane McLean had a big day against them and had the game winning RBI. Another good performance against Carthage was by Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning game. Tuesday against Lewis the men lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2. Two good pitching performances came from Tim Sorenson and Sean Patterson. Offensively there were a few problems. "We didn't have real good hitting that game. Even though that wasn't good, we should have won. We had a lot of errors," commented Captain Dave Schwartz. The following Monday, the team played a double header against Chicago Circle. They won the first game 7-4. The game was played at Carthage because the home field was too wet. The big inning for Parkside was the bottom of the anH uJ men were down by one and they came back with four runs to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson did an outstanding job pitching. He allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he struck out five and only walked one. Tom Weipert had the last game-winning RBI. The second game against Chicago ended m a tie. The score was 5-5 and the game went into eight innings when it got too dark to finish the game. Highlights of the second game were two hits by John Hyatt and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott Brooks also had a triple. Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying after being beaten by Lewis Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team. "We were really happy to beat them, because after losing to Lewis we were pretty down. We were hoping to split the games. We know we can play against them," Schwartz said. Their next games against Aurora College and MSOE were cancelled due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner commented, "This is nothing new. In all the years I've coached, we've had about six to 16 games cancelled in one season." The weather still hasn't let up and it looks like there will be a few more rain outs before the season is over. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday, the men's tennis team played outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and lost 0-9. Some fight came from Brian Langenbach, who competed against Andy Phillip. The ending scores were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team Carson-Birch was defeated in the first set 6-1, but came back to try to win the second and lost 64. Oshkosh is nationally ranked; last year they played in the NAIA and NCAA national tournament. They are second in the state only to UW-Madison. Coach Richard Frecka said, "We had some good matches, but Oshkosh has the experience and the quality. It really shows they are nationally ranked." The men had better luck during their last two meets. They didn't win, but they did put some scores on the board. Against Carthage the score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach was able to defeat Steve Rose 64, I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! ) Based on my earnings so far at S15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over , $4 0,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the ( G raphic Arts Industry'. I love my job and now I w ant to tell others how to teach themselves as I did . If you've thought about the grapic »• arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you re searching for one of the numerous challenging, creative, wellpaying career opportunities in graphic communications. Send check or money order for only S9 95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of « books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I go t involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my « letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, % Horton Enterprises, Dept. R, 1824-54th St., Kenosha 1 ' 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! ^ 5-7 and 6-3. Langenbach was also successful in the doubles competition with his partner, Carson. They beat Parker-Goschey from Carthage 6-3, 6-3. Chris Walley chalked up a win against Rick Goschey with 64, 6-7 and 64. "Chris Walley has done very well so far this season. He's played the best tennis. He had a small slump at the beginning but he's won three so far now," Frecka commented. The team will compete against Carthage again a week from now. "We're going to beat them when we play over there, just wait and see," Frecka added. On Thursday against Moraine Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another experienced team. Everyone from last season has returned, and they've added two new players. The winners in this meet were: Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0; and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles 64, 2-6, 64. Coach Frecka added, "They are all trying hard and they are coming along fine." For a taste that's out of this world. Heileman's Special Export Pick some up soon. "On Tap at Union Square" streak Sunday's playoffs were rained out. The team was going to play against St. Francis. "We were anxious to play against St. Francis. They are always good competition. In other games we played very well and had good tough competition. All of the games were close," said Draft. The women's record so far this season is 16-8. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs ~ Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix © Caribbean Delicacy ~ Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole WEEK OF APRIL 23 SPECIAL YOGURT COVERED PEANUTS 'OWM«Ui G0UMM' ID W W '»* • ttMOW S*o0rams 1 1 Stwn Crown ysfmrmtrroffm imii ••• 7r Seagram a 7 -—TTS, , X.*«- »" I^P^Sevengets thing* stirring. ^' JhursdayjApr i ] 19,1984 Bike race Prepare for Loop 500 The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. Julian Brown Continued from Page 4 Robeson. Each one of them brought a different sort of life to the part, and I want to find a way to breathe some new life into the part." Julian expresses some concern over the lack of black people involved in the theater department. "There has not been the opportu- - nity to do some things that I would like to have done. I think part of the problem would have been solved if there had been more black actors here. Not necessarily actors, but theater people period." Brown does not see that being one of the only black actors at Parkside has been very limiting to him. "On the one hand, I've been conscious of that the two years I've been here, but on the other side of the coin, what I have dealt with has been a full experience. And I have never been really confronted with the situation where someone has said to me, 'You can't play this part because you're black.' And I don't think that would ever happen, but then again, to a a large degree, people don't say 'You can't cross this line because you're black', because you can't do that. You work with what you have. If you have a department that is 99% white people and 1% black people, you have to deal with something that's going to arouse interest in most of that 99%, so I have, on occasion felt like that was the case. I know that I wouldn't want to be in this situation again. It's not based on the people I've been with, it's just based on the situation." Brown's love of acting stems from his love of performing in general, ever since he was a child. "I was one of those kids who played the broomstick in the basement." This developed into a love of music and involvement in several bands. But he decided that music wasn't the way for him, and came to the realization that acting was the route he should take. "The immediate gratification satisfies me. And I need that. I'm hooked on the applause. I can't do anything else. I like being creative. I work harder at this than I've worked at most things in my life. I love what I'm doing. I'm sort of used to being broke, so it's not like I'm looking to make lots of money, but I'm looking for some gratification. I like being around intelligent people, I like being creative. I don't know, maybe there's a creative bubble in my body." The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! © 1984 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. N Y. N.Y A MERICAN WHISKEY-A B LEND 80 PROOf SEVEN UP" AND "7 UP" ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE SEVEN UP COMPANY Seagrams Lasi year s Loop Race in progress. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 27, April 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Media Services theft - Student found guilty Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Media Services theft No. 26 Student bbvy KKeenn MMpeyveprr aannrdi foL u. • nd guiltv Jill Whitney Nielsen A former Media Services employee was found guilty March 22 of stealing over $2400 worth of equipment from Media Services and the library. Mike Odegaard, 19, who was a student last semester, was found guilty of a misdemeanor theft charge and sentenced to five days in the county jail. His criminal record was immediately expunged by Kenosha County Circuit Judge David Bastian. A person's record is sometimes expunged — literally "wiped clean" — when the crime is his or her first offense, they are under the age of 21 and not considered a danger to society. Impending military service may also be a factor for expunging a record. When a person's record is expunged, the courts and police officers may not release any information about the crime — a lmost as if it never happened. Ranger, however, investigated the theft using independent sources and discovered Odegaard's conviction. Another student, whose identity lias not yet been revealed, was charged with possession of stolen merchandise but has not gone to trial yet. The theft of a VHS recorder, a television set, a tape deck and a tape recorder from Media Services and a stereo receiver from the library was discovered the first week the campus opened after the Christmas holidays. According to campus Security officials, an anonymous tip came to Security on Feb. 2 from someone who had read the reward posters around campus for the missing VHS recorder. The caller reported seeing some stolen equipment in an Orchard Courts apartment, which is located across Wood Road (30th Avenue). Parkside Security obtained a search warrant and recovered a 9- inch Sony TV which was Parkside property. The owner of the apartment later said he bought the TV set from a man in a bar. On Feb. 3, Odegaard brought a stereo receiver to Security and said he, too, bought it from the man who sold the TV set. Three Security officers worked on the case for 10 days and found a witness who said he/she had received stolen equipment from Odegaard. Odegaard was brought in to Security on Feb. 13, when he confessed to stealing whatever he thought Security already had in its possession. Odegaard was found guilty in court on March 22. Everything was "expunged from the public record," said Security Director Ron Brinkman. "We have no disagreement with the reason the court did this." He could not reveal the reason the record was expunged. Judge Bastian explained that a record can be expunged for many reasons: for the first misdemeanor offense, if the person is under 21 years of age and not dangerous to society, and for possible military service. He said military service is "a consideration. If there's a charge pending or if (the person is) on probation, the military won't touch (them)." The Kenosha Air Force Recruiting Station acknowledged that Odegaard has enlisted in the Air Force * but has not yet been formally inducted. Vince Gigliotti, assistant Security director, said "The anonymous caller did receive the $100 re ward, so the reward program does work! Whatever the reason for calling..it's nice to know they read our posters." PUAB Students want say on boards by Jill Whitney Nielsen A resolution from PSGA stating that they "support student programming for the student activities portion of the message boards" was presented to PUAB at Friday's meeting. Exactly what form that student input would take was the major topic at the meeting. Dave Higgens, PSGA representative, suggested distributing forms around campus for students and student organizations to fill out requesting infomration be programmed on the new message boards (specifically those in the cafeteria and the Rec Center) and the forms be turned in to Student Life. Bill Niebuhr felt that simply requesting certain student activity information would suffice. "We should deal with the problem (of student input) when it happens and not just speculate." Jack Kemper, SOC representative, disagreed. "Students have guaranteed space on these boards ... they have the potential to be very valuable to student groups." Ken Meyer, Ranger representative, added, "The students want input. Forms aren't enough. Students should have complete representation on what goes on the boards." A r esolution did come out of the discussion made by Higgens stating that forms will be distributed around campus for student use and that a coalition of two or more students work directly with Student Life on what ultimately gets programmed for the student block on the message boards. Meyer added that students should have equal vote and not be used as an advisory committee. Niebuhr reminded PUAB that students can always come back to PUAB if they feel they're not being treated fairly. The motion passed with Meyer abstaining. Kemper also made a motion stating that the students and Student Life send a condensed and prioritized version to Public Information for the Brunner message boards now operating. This motion also passed. The current drop-off policy was discussed. The current policy states that for small groups, a bartender can "drop off" alcohol if the group signs a waiver disclaiming the Union responsible. If the group is a student group, they must have an adviser present to sign a waiver or else hire a bartender to serve the alcohol. It was decided the policy should stay the same. Briefly discussed was the disciplinary action and enforcement for minors being served alcohol. It was decided to postpone the discussion until next week's meeting. The next PUAB meeting will be Friday, April 13 at 2 p.m. in Union io 6. •iSSS photo by Michael Kailas Presidential politics ^rC,w^nSr°nDSenoaifXitilfJate to Present John Kennedy, now last Say S Presidel,tia, campaign, spoke in Kenosha ALSO: A personal report of the all-new caucus Prof. Ken Hoover discusses 1984 TV candidates INSIDE Honors program brings Prof. Stanley Rosenberg reflects on China visit Womens' softball off to swing ing start Movie review: "Romancing the Stone" 2 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER "jO^NNLOYW ,G EIFT WTHEE CNOOUVLEDM BER. CHEALNECCETDI OTNO /a*» ! A CAUCUS...! T fejfa Slf|H|§gR|p*IJ iVtHO WTU I VtYtt*. \ \S^>- WliOVDrEDj against JJS.JJ A personal view of the caucus by Kari Dixon "We made history today," an exhausted woman said to me as we left the first Kenosha County Democratic caucus. But now that all the signs have been taken down, smoke has cleared from Local 72, my feet have had a chance to heal and all the candidates have moved on to other states, I wonder if the members of the Democratic party who insisted on the caucus would say that it was a success. For me the caucus activity began on Friday. I went to the Grand Avenue Mall to see Walter Mondale. When we got to the podium area, we saw Vince Gibbens from Channel 6. (He got an interview with Fritz; I didn't.) I left to find a bathroom and when I came back ten minutes later, over 100 people had begun to crowd in. After an hour of searching, I finally did get to see Fritz, and yes, I even got to shake his hand. The only thing I didn't know was that I was going to risk my life to do it. (Some senior citizens, who had been bussed there, were more vicious than teenagers trying to touch a rock star.) After I fought my way out of the crowd, I drove back to Kenosha to see Ted Sorenson, a former speechwriter for John Kennedy, who spoke on behalf of Gary Hart. This was a quiet, subdued gathering that lacked all the fanfare of the Mondale event, but it had a message of its own. For the first time I understood the committment and the compassion of Gary Hart supporters. It is too bad that they had to live in a town that one person called "Mondale heaven.*' Saturday morning I helped with the caucus registration, which quickly became chaos, but by 1 p.m. it was all straightened out. The caucus had about 1300 participants, and the Union Local was a little crowded. Assigning the separate caucuses was another problem. The Mondale caucus was so large that we had to file outside and then come back into the hall to deposit our ballots and wait for the results. After what seemed like a very long thirty minutes, we found out that we were the only viable caucus. During the next round of balloting, the Hart caucus persuaded enough Jackson supporters to. switch their vote. When all the dust had settled, Mondale had 1,030 votes and Hart had 183. The Mondale caucus sent 40 delegates to the district meeting, and the Hart caucus sent nine. As far as I am concerned, the caucus was a success. Granted, it is a lot easier to take three minutes to cast a vote than five hours for a caucus, but I learned a lot from the caucus. Sitting in a classroom and reading about politics does not reveal all the manipulation and socializing that is part of the political process. The caucus illustrated this perfectly. If they decide to use the caucus four years from now, everyone will know what to expect, and I'll be there. At least my feet will have four years to heal... Root River" voices Parkside talent by Carol Kortendick Several local authors from the Racine area are presented in an anthology entitled "Root River Voices." According to editor Elizabeth Olson, several of these people either teach at Parkside, attend the school or were students here. Olson said many of the poets meet about once a month to "enjoy, share and critique each other's work," as stated in the anthology- "The original nucleus of this group was Shanghai-ed to the first poetry meeting while innocently browsing the shelves at Leekley's Rare and Scholarly Books by the proprietor himself — a Mr. Richard Leekley, a poetry enthusiast who believed that the best of poems and their makers tend to be inclusive rather than exclusive, to extend rather than limit our experiencing of this life, and that the business of art is to discover and serve rather than deny and manipulate the truths and realities of the human condition," as quoted from the book's foreward by Olson. "Root River Voices" is on sale at the campus bookstore for $3. The chapbook begins with the poem, "Letter to Richard Leekley, Poet, Friend," by Elizabeth Olson. She begins by recounting the details important for creating an October day. I have seen the mating of ladybugs, the migration of monarchs.. N0\v the maple at my front door flames more each day, its leaves as big as hands, red-rich, velvet veined. The poem describes a person seemingly in his/her prime in which he/she has experienced life to the fullest and is now ready to die. Today, I could close my eyes, cover my skin, And not breathe in. Yet, as with many people, when death (like winter) does come, it's too early. And when the last leaf is borne on a maverick wind, I will say that it fell too soon. "Blood Truck," written by Professor Donald Kummings, depicts a writer's feeling of inadequacy. One never believes his poem or story is quite right, and always it needs a little more. Your lines, therefore, are fisherman crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that Ifave no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. The poem also speaks of the frustration of time and how it always seems to be running out. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide wintry fields of the page,, white as the bones of bison. "Juggling," by Frank Scott, took a different approach than most. The author, through the use of metaphors, envisioned the beginning of mankind. I marvel, at the moment, years ago before the magic, When the mortal stood amid a litter of shapes, And set to juggling himself, Holding up the empty tent, with his image amid a galaxy a-whirl. The poem, "Life After Death," by Janet Wells, was a response to death by the bereaved. It sensitively reveals how the living think and act when in a situation with death: Help the old orphans circling her bed...She died of not breathing. I watched her sigh shallow in out out... | Wells said, "I realized that death wasn't this great revelation thing, but rather, all these little things like cessation of breathing, thinking you're suddenly an orphan and literally the roof over your head is gone. The thing I'm trying to share is how it is to witness any death, and in this case, the death of a parent." With heavy doses of alliteration, "Siren," by instructor Shelly Carter, works best when read aloud. Where next? Bodies cringe where their wounds welt the air, their waves rear over innocents... Carter prods the eardrums with words. She said, "I'm interested in a sound, not a moral. I tried to think how it would feel to be injured and hearing these sirens. The noise is scary." 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JU1 Whitney Nielsen Pat Hensiak i RANGER Social Science Rounritahlf» 3 Thursday, April 12,1984 Central America crisis by Kari Dixon "The covert war against Nicaragua has now become a real, overt war, even though our government will not admit it," said Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "The Crisis in Central America: An Observer's Report." LaFollette toured Honduras and Nicaragua in October, with officials from several other states, through a religious organization in Washington, D.C. While there, he said, his role was that of a reporter objectively gathering facts. "I met with all segments of the society," he said. "Most of us are taught that there are two sides — us and them — in these situations. In Central America there are no black and white issues, and even though it's crazy, political leaders exploit that idea." In Honduras, LaFollette said that he saw what had been a relatively peaceful and poor country transformed into a U.S. military base with somewhere between 2000 and 5000 soldiers. "Imagine the first congressional district filled with 5000 Japanese soldiers and how do you think you would feel?" he asked. "You would feel occupied, which is what the Hondurans feel." According to LaFollette, the U.S. is doing three things in Honduras. We are flying our flag, training and equipping the El Salvadoran army in Honduras and training and equipping the remnants of the Nicaraguan dictatorship, the contras, who are based in Honduras. The contras, LaFollette said, are being supplied with U.S. money and equipment so that they can eventually overthrow the present government in Nicaragua, a government that was set up after the revolution and overthrow of the Samosa regime. "The CIA is also in Honduras," LaFollette said. "While I was there, they dropped a bomb on one of the most important oil importing facilities." The situation in Nicaragua is no better. "There is a real lack of professional people in the government that is trying to put together a new nation," LaFollette said. "Even though we won't admit it, there is a war going on down there," he continued. "We've got a major fleet off Nicaragua." When the U.S. mined a Nicaraguan port, the International Court of the U.N., by a vote of 13-1, de clared that an act of war. The United States refuses to recognize that vote. "This is our government, folks," LaFollette said. Through his conversations with citizens including businessmen, political leaders and educators, LaFollette said that he learned that there were some mistakes being made in Nicaragua, but sending in the Marines was not the answer. "I feel funny about my country right now," he concluded. "Ten years ago I felt exactly the same way about the war in Vietnam." Funds granted for research Nearly $36,000 in funds supporting faculty research at Parkside on the economic impact of outdoor recreation and on spinal nerve development was accepted April 6 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $1,400 from the Council of State Planning Agencies (CSPA), a private, nonprofit group supported by the American Governors' Association, for a study by Parkside business professor James Rovelstad. Rovelstad is evaluating methods used by state governments to assess the economic impact of outdoor recreation. Working with him on the project is Parkside MBA student Daniel J. Frederick, of Paris Township in Kenosha County. Rovelstad also is advisor and consultant to the CPOA in its research into the impact of outdoor recreation on various state economies. The Regents also accepted $34,428 of a $115,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health to support Parkside life science professor Ross Gundersen's research into spinal nerve development. Gundersen last year became the first scientist to demonstrate that developing muscle tissue -exerts an attraction on growing spinal nerves, a process that, when fully understood, could aid persons who have suffered spinal nerve damage in mishaps ranging from car crashes to combat injuries. Gundersen studies spinal nerves, muscle tissue and spinal cords extracted from embryonic and newborn chickens. Currently, he is investigating the chemical differences between embryonic and neo-natal spinal cords. Once the differences are isolated, it might be possible to promote healing in persons with severed or crushed spinal cords by utilizing the developmental substances and mechanisms activated in the embryonic state. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFoilett addresses "The Crisis in Central America" during Monday's Social Science Roundtable. Overseas work The Council on International Education Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U. S., is offering young people the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal. Other projects included clearing an avalanche on the side of a mountain (Switzerland); performing farm chores at an anti-drug camp (Sweden); and housecleaning at the Technical Institute at Gdansk (Poland). Except for a modest program fee of $100, th ere is no cost other than airfare — and even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through the Council. Work camps, usually two, three or four weeks in duration, are available in Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland. A knowledge of German is helpful for placements in Germany ; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-yearolds). Application deadline is May 1, 1984. For more information on the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR-WC, 205 East 42nd Street, New York NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco CA 94108, (415) 421-3 473. Blood pressure The Student Health Center and SNAP-UWM (Student Nurses Association Parkside—UW-Milwaukee) will be offering free blood pressure screening in different campus locations for your convenience. Plan to stop by and have your blood pressure checked on Monday, April 16 or Wednesday, April 18, between 1:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. outside the Union Cafeteria or WLLC Book Store Alcove. Evening students please come to Molinaro Concourse April 16 from 5 to 8 p.m. Ranger is note accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin will be held on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome to attend. Quat'fica,ion^Prev|ous^editoria^experience preferred, as ,s knowledge o, UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions- SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW *>***» <TVO^S> <rV4NT5> Thursday, April 12,1984 Visiting Prof. Stanley discusses issues RANGER by Mary Ginther Last week some of you may have noticed a stranger on campus. That >tranger, usually surrounded by an entourage of alert and attentive stuients, was Honors Visiting Scholar Or. Manfred Stanley from Syracuse University. During his three-day /isit to Parkside, Stanley addressed ssues ranging from the importance )f local history to possible reforms 'or education. At a dinner for Honors students ind faculty connected with Staney's visit, Stanley commented that The idea of public memory is hard o talk to Americans about. Our vocabulary is that of interest groups." Jtanley argues that teaching history jy segregating groups, e.g., by genier or ethnic heritage, will fail because they are not integrated into he larger realm of American history. Stanley supports the idea of collective memory of the American people, stating, "Vast masses of )ur people feel degraded and disenfranchised of their powers to participate in the making of the political world. Their jurisdiction as citizens has shrunk t o zero unless they ire organized into interest groups, n which case they are not citizens, jut interest groups. Lo cal history, by designing the research in such a way as to recover the collective memory of how people helped to make the environments that now ippear to us as fixed objects, by helping to recover the processes and the memories of those who created these environments and solved problems in the past..could, if we lid it right, restore to people the memories appropriate to citizenship. This cannot be done according to the antiquarian model of local history. It cannot remain local. The local history has to be part of a larger pattern of memory that can only be mediated by a reformed way of teaching American history." In his principal address, "Orwellian Love: Political Sentiment in an Age of Terror," Stanley spoke of such issues as loyalty, membership, obedience, confusion, and guilt — all elements of political sentiment. His four controversial conclusions provide directives for reform in education. For instance: "We must recover the theological sense of the university, and perhaps even of the public schools, in the broadest and most generous sense of this term. Nothing else will do if we are to rescue these institutions from their present status as inf ormation factories, cocktail party training centers and employment agencies. With the term 'theological' I do not intend a return to the sectarian theistic roots of American education. Rather, the term is meant to encourage renewed inquiry into the relations between education and collective understandings of the 'sacred,' which surely include certain political institutions, memories, myths and principles." The day before Stanley delivered his thought-provoking main address, he raised provocative questions in an Organizational Communication workshop t itled, "Society: The Ultimate Organization?" Stanley queried the large group of students, wondering if the idea of a science of organizations a pplied to the management of human beings is "abominable." Stanley disputes the currently popular stance of the socio-biologists commenting that "...to reduce human beings strictly to the notion of a species is to reduce them to the status of any species — ant, bee, etc." Stanley argues that to consider society as solely organizational is to act as the technicist with all the trappings. That is, to use only tools and techniques that ignore the dignities of society. Stanley offered the possibility of substituting "institution" for "organization." Stanley sees the institutions of society — education, medicine , for example — as moral processes wit h different ends fro m organizational enterprises. "Chickens have pecking orders, but they don't have gods...Seals make patterns in the sand, but not art," Stanley remarked. In his later sessions, Stan ley discussed his concern for civic education. In these forums, Stanley conveyed the message that much thought and research is needed regarding the authoritative jurisdiction of the citizen. He calls for greater interaction between social scientists and philosophers on this matter, declaring, "...without history and philosophy, the mind is blind." Throughout his discussions, Stanley emanted a caring, eclectic attitude that often impressed and inspired those wi th whom he spoke. Accordingly, he was impressed with Parkside. "The kinds of conversations I've had..I've been struck and somewhat moved by the concerns that exist...responsiveness of some of the students. There seems to be an environment of possibility here." J 11111111 i lllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimnniiiiiiiiinmnniinnHm REMINDER!!! ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1984 wi ll be available beginning Monday, April 9, 1984 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR FALL 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION """•nimiiniiiimr = SI a u 111111111111111111111M11111 •1 1111 • 11111111 Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Visiting professor Manfred Stanley Investment course A basic course on investment strategies including stocks and bonds, annuities and tax shelters will be offered from 7 to 9 p.m. on six consecutive Tuesd ays beginning April 24 in Molinaro Hall Room 107, Parkside. Cost is $40 and must e paid by Monday, April 23. To register, call 553-2620. Instructor will be Elizabeth A. Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson-American Express, Inc. in Milwaukee. Also covered will be money market funds, municipal bonds, retirement plans, dividends, T-bills, options, certificates of deposit and new Savings and Loan certificates. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Small Business Develo pment Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes; the university's Business and Administrative Science Division; the Cooperative Extension Service; and the Kenosha-Racine Extension Offices. Wellness workshop The Student Health Center and University Extension presents the last "Wellness, It Grows on You," Brown Bag Lunch of the year. The topic is "Over-the Counter Drugs: 10 most frequent questions asked about drugs." The speaker w ill be Tom Kies, RPH. Join us Wednesday, April 18, i n Union 106 from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records— — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music • 111111 IT 'The Place To Buy Recordt" DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phme 654 2932 RANGER TJ J? -r% " ==^^=====s5====5-5H5asas-5-55HaHaaaHS5HaHs=sas55aaa5SHsa5HS ProfVRosenberg reflects on China seminar by Mary Tunkieicz Special to the Ranger 'This was not a luxury trip, but it was extremely fascinating and I'd recommend it to anyone who can manage to go," said Professor Richard Rosenberg, at a recent seminar entitled "Reflections on China." Rosenberg discussed Parkside's second trip to China, his impressions of the country and a complementary slide display. The 17 day trip took nine students, faculty and staff through China's capitol city and five provinces. Historial sites, emperors' mansions, factories and schools were some of the sites visited by the tourists. Rosenberg said he was surprised at the independence allowed to the tour party. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished. Because of a general lack of public transportation, such as no taxis, there was no danger of our getting into any "off limit" area," he said. The tour group had the opportunity to learn much about the country's people, rules and ways of life Local tour guides were bold in communicating with the tour group, when the state guides were not near. The group learned that the many people have little control over their future occupations. Rosenberg told how one girl had a strong desire to be a teacher, but the state told her she had to be a tour guide. "There is virtually no personal freedom such as we know it allowed in China today. Jobs are assigned to people and they cannot live where they want or marry whom they want." He added that the people's clothing seemed to reflect their restrained life styles in that all the adults wore solid blue or green coats and hats of dark shades and similar styles. Children were dressed more colorfully than the adults. Many people had to wear face masks because of the pollution caused by the use of soft coal for fuel. Respiratory problems also afflicted the tourists while they were visiting the cities. Food was an interesting experience for the group. They were given a choice of American or Chinese food for breakfast. The American menu included eggs, toast and not-so-good coffee, which was favored over the Chinese breakfast of gruel-like cereal, fish and tea, according to Rosenberg. Lunch and dinner were seven-course banquets featuring vegetables, tofu, meats in sauces, oranges and, occasionally, CaKGS. "We were told not to drink the water and noticed a flu-like illness among our group. There was plenty of bottled beer, and wine and brandy available at a reasonable price and it was quite good. Every place we visited, such as the commune or university, offered us hot cups of tea made with loose tea leaves that floated around in the drink," said Rosenberg. Shopping in China was unique to the group. "Funny Money" was issued to the tourists for them to spend in special tourist shops. "The local people liked to trade their money for "funny money" because they enjoyed buying the unusual items available in the tourist stores and these items could not be purchased with their regular money " he said. Roadside vegetable stands were prevalent, where farmers had the opportunity to sell their extra produce. "China is allowing this so that the food supply will be more plentiful and varied than in other communist states. The staple items, such as rice and wheat, are rationed, but the public may extend their diet by shopping in the marketplaces as they can afford to," Rosenberg said. The group visited a number of public facilities, such as schools, the zoo and factories. "A kindergarten class we visited had children there who stay at school for six days a week. Their parents work and live too far away to pick up their children every day, so the children only go home one day a week," said Rosenberg. "We requested to visit a university, but we were guided to a museum room there and found that the library and the classes were closed." Every city has a zoo which usually features giant pandas and another type called a Lesser panda. The cities contain large bronze statues, sometimes of lions and Stress program scheduled With final exams approaching, Racine's Golden Rondelle Theater is planng a discussion of interest to students. Racine physician Donald Cohill will discuss the causes and effects of stress when a "Medical Information Night: Stress" is presented at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Wednesday, April 18. The program will begin at 7 p.m. Stress is one of the major detriments to good health in our society today It can contribute to cardiovascular disease and other medical ailments. But there are means to control the effects of stress. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle Theater at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with the Racine Alliance of Labor and the Racine County Medical Society. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished." dragons. Large rocks in unique shapes were displayed on pedastals in the cities. Emperors' palaces were visited by t he group. They found that Chinese emperors displayed their grandeur by space and vast amounts of land rather than in the height of their palaces. Rosenberg said that he was impressed by the major irrigation site of Dujianayun with its "brilliantly executed methods of problem solving and great provision of water. This and other magnificent wonders of the past impressed and astonished me. They cut a whole mountain in half over 2,000 years Physics profs meet ago to achieve this water-way system." Little manufacturing equipment is made by the Chinese, which was disappointing to Rosenberg. All of their major machinery used in a steel mill that the group visited was imported from East Germany and some of the machines came from the west. "The trucks are small and look like 1940's styles. Almost no one owns a car and major highways are only two lanes of blacktop with dirt roads branching off." In some ways, according to Rosenberg, "China is a hundred years back in time.' For more information on future China tours, or trips to other parts of the world, contact Parkside's International Studies department, Molinaro 370, or phone 553-2612. Four Parkside physics professors gave talks at the annual meeting of the Wisconsin chapter of the American Association of Physics Teachers held last Friday and Saturday, April 6 and 7. The meeting was at Nicolet College in Rhinelander. Morris Firebaugh spoke on mapping magnetic fields with microcomputers; Feredoon Behroori talked about the use of balloons in electrostatic demonstrations; Stephen Luzader explained theoretical mechanics as a demonstration course; and Janet Landato focused on how to organize an in-service workshop in physics and the physical sciences for junior high school teachers. Shipek to meet Earl Florence Shipek, associate professor of anthropology at Parkside and a member of the State Historical Review Board, will attend a reception ^th other state board members in Gov. Anthony Earl's office today at 11 a.m., when the Governor will announce May 13-19 as Historic Preservation Week in Wisconsin. / / I"""" „„ | ACADEMIC ADVISING = FOR FALL" '84 SEMESTER = CONTINUING MATRICULANT STLINFNTS - REGISTRATION FOR F ALL SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, S IGNED B Y TFIE ADVISER | IS R EQUIRED FO R RE GISTRATION. ' I „ FALL SEMESTER S OURSE SCHEDULES WILL B E A VAILABLE ON APRIL 9 i APRIL 9 "19 = ADVISING 1 WILL NOT r BE AVAILABLE IN TH E REG ISTRATION AREA I CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT E ,F YOU HAV E ANY QU ESTIONS = CONTACT TH E O FFICE OF THE DE AN OF FA CULTY | 348 WYLLIE LIBRARY—LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 = NOTE- * * 6 Thursday, April 12,1984 Unofficial club moves 6 6 RANGER in The Office" by Carl Chernouski Well, today I talked to "The Office." You've never heard of "The Office?" But I bet you've seen them. They are an elite group of students who always hang around the chairs in Greenquist Hall. You may have noticed one of their many birthday parties when they decorate their section of the hallway. Or maybe you might have seen them playing Frisbee indoors (with outdoor enthusiasm.). Anyway, I got a chance to interview them. The first question, "Why do you call yourselves 'The Office'?" brought me such answers as, "Why not?" and "I really don't know," or "I think I hear my mother calling." But after some discussion they decided that it was because of the atmosphere. An office is a place where people work and become friends and almost never go a day without seeing one another; besides, they couldn't say "I'll meet you in the hallway," so now they say, "I'll meet you in The Office." I asked them how they got together and about how many people were actually in this club, and the story goes like this: "Once upon a time, on a day when the stars were just right, the fates threw a couple of people together to become friends. As they sat together doing their homework, they kept introducing each other to old high school friends who would pass down the hallway. And, as time went on, those friends told two friends and they told two friends and so on and so on and so on ...until now. Now there are about thirty-five members, of whom only twenty actively hang out in "The Office" and about fifteen who just like the atmosphere to study in." I was knocked down by a unanimous round of "NO!!" when I asked if they planned to make their club official. They said it was for a number of reasons. One, it would ruin the friendship they have right now. Two, they didn't want the structure or the organization of an official club. And three, they didn't like the requirements and the restrictions placed on official clubs. All of this was said amidst many a call of, "But we accept donations!!" How do you become a member? Sit down and throw your coat on the floor, or just have your mom bring you. The best part of my interview was asking them what they did as a group at Parkside. Their many talents range from study group to street gang. They've thrown lots of parties, had a winter picnic, played hall frisbee, put snowmen in the planters (giving them the distinction of being the only group who created snow sculptures in Winter Carnival before the Big Melt). The group also formed a vigilante committee to straighten the thinking of someone who tried to knock over their snow sculptures. On several occasions they have redecorated "The Office" by moving chairs and plants to the area (but someone keeps moving them back), and they often offend many passers-by with their heated intellectual discussions on sex, drugs, rock 'n roll and what type of alcohol to consume in between. The members have a big secret Club Events Peer Support Peer Support will hold a special meeting in Molinaro 114 on April 18 at 1 p.m. for all members. New members are encouraged to attend. The agenda includes: a discussion led by Buddy Couvion, Director of Student Activities, concerning the Awards Banquet; amending the constitution; and election of new officers for next year. Please try to attend this special meeting; your input is important. Walking Club Come walk with us. Try it once - you might like it. We'll walk Monday through Friday 8:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. and Thursday evenings at 7:30 p.m. Meet in the Health Center, Molinaro D-115. Dart Team The Dart Team will be holding a meeting in Union 104 at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 13. This will not be an unlucky occasion (unless Nick shows up.) Matters on the agenda include: Dart Team T-shirts, spring camping trip to La Crosse, the Let's Pay Nick Back Bake Sale, the May 6 Brewers game and the Great American Steak-Out n: the beginning of The End. It would be a good idea for all our present members to attend. It would also be nice for any interested people to attend. As always, no disease carrying mutants will be allowed entrance. Engineering Club The reaminder of the spring semester will include the following events: Career panels consisting of recent Parkside graduates: mechanical engineering, April 16; applied computer science, April 23; sales and management, April 30; Cad-Cam systems lecture, April 25 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D137; Monthly meeting May 2 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D139 in order to meet the new officers and finalize picnic FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha Domrom DfAfiV OFFICE 4! TO B.lXk 24-1101 H TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-233! MEMBER EMC plans; The second annual picnic May 19 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. More details are available in the Engineering Club office, Molinaro D137, or call Jim Sampica (694- 5294). Dr. Who The Doctor Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet Saturday, April 21 in Union 104 at 6 p.m. The Omega saga will be shown, which includes The Three Doctors and Arc of Infinity. Physics Club The Physics Club is sponsoring a field trip to Chicago and to the Adler Planetarium on April 14. Sign up in Greenquist 235. Separated/Divorced Support Group A support and information group has been formed for separated and divorced men and women. The group will meet every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro D-128. Come any week. Deans meet Deans and fine arts adminstrators from the University of Wisconsin System met at Parkside Tuesday and Wednesday. Rhoda-Gale Pollack, chair of UW-P/s Fine Arts Division and conference convenor, said the group discussed common problems and opportunities. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy that they decided to let the world know at this time. Remember in Winter Carnival with I.E.H.A. took first in the tug of war and took fourth in volleball? Well, the Industrial Environmental Hygiene Assocation was really "The Office" in disguise as a Parkside club. It sure fooled me. "The Office" had one last comment which they always live by: "Only in America could you find a group like us!! (and we do accept donations.)" USSR talk set Stuart Rubner, Director of the Office of Community Student Services, will present a slide lecture on the Soviet Union on Wednesday, April 18, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Greenquist 101. Rubner was among a group from various UW campuses participating in the Soviet Seminar trip to the USSR March 10-24. The travelers had a chance to observe culturally distinctive cities such as traditional, heavily-Asian Moscow and Western-oriented Leningrad, as well as the cultures of Central Asia and the Caucasus at ancient sites such as Samarkand in Soviet Uzbekhistan and Yerevan, the capitol city of Soviet Armenia. The tour included visits to important sites such as the Kremlin in Mosow and the Hermitage Museum in Leningrad, as well as a number of cultural events such as the ballet and the circus. Rubner's lecture is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Comm. Colloquia A Communication Colloquium for Communication students, faculty and interested others will be held on Wednesday, April 18 at 5 p.m., the location to be announced. The new communication program, the role of PAC and the Corporation for Professional Communicators will be discussed. Write a letter University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division — presents — • I *1 II ^1 I of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell 7 Thursday, April 12,1984 TV candidates and future trends by Tony Rogers The 1984 presidential campaign may be remembered as the year of the 'TV candidate.' Both Gary Hart and Walter Mondale are spending huge sums of money on television advertising, and political analysts have raised the question of what is more imporant in winning votes — a strong background in public office, or a charismatic, attractive media image? On the other hand, the Rev. Jesse Jackson has used no television advertising at all, yet he has attracted fairly strong support through a drive to get blacks to register and vote. The use of polls, both before and after elections, has increased, yet their accuracy seems to be in question. Political Science Professor Ken Hoover discussed the implications of these trends in a recent interview. "I think the effect of the media has been mainly to weaken the parties and increase the role of money 'A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics and always has been / in politics," Hoover stated. "It weakens the role of the parties because media images become more important than political background and experience. That gives the party a smaller role. Of c ourse, the money problem is obvious. The cost of campaigning is very high. Public financing schemes at various levels have helped to some degree, but there's been an explosion in campaign financing through political action committees. That has come about because of the media. Movies Stone" rolls right along by Rick Luehr No, "Romancing The Stone" is not a love story starring Mick Jagger. What it is is a wonderfully rousing and fun adventure film. The plot is basically simple. Romance novelist Joan Wilder receives a call from her sister in Colombia. The sister, Elaine, has been kidnapped and Joan is to deliver a map to the kidnappers as ransom. Once in Colombia, Joan gets involved not only with the kidnappers, but also with drug runners, the secret police and last, but not least, an American named Jack Colton. One of the first things that I'm sure people will say about "Romancing The Stone" is that it's a ripoff of "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Personally, I don't feel that to be the case. But even if it is, so what? People tend to forget that "Raiders" was basically a 'ripoff of the adventure serials of the 30's and 40's. "Romancing The Stone" is action packed, fast moving and a whole lot of fun. The characters are likable and the story, though at times improbable and contrived, is well plotted and exciting. The film is well directed by Robert Zemeckis, the editing is brisk, and the cinematography by Dean Cundey gives the flim a lush appearance. Also the soundtrack uses the Dolby stereo process to great effect. The character of Jack Colton, played by Michael Douglas (who also produced the film), is another in a series of imperfect heroes. He is not infallible. For instance, when he attempts to swing across a gorge on a vine, he slams face-first into a wall on the other side. I like this type of character. It lends a sense of reality to a film. If a hero is infallible and perfect, I feel it makes him very boring. Douglas does a fine job as Jack. It's refreshing to see him in a film without a deep social message, like most movies he makes have. As Joan, Kathleen Turner gives a wonderful portrayal of a city girl who is totally out of her element in the jungles of Colombia. With this role, Miss Turner proves herself to be one of the most versatile actresses in films today. She is as good in this film as she was as the sultry manipulator in "Body Heat" or the 'scum queen' in "The Man With Two Brains." Danny De Vito of "Taxi" fame, is suitably sleazy as Ralph, one of the kidnappers. It is almost as if his "Taxi" character of Louie De Palma was transplanted in South America. Ralph, like Joan, is totally out of place in Colombia. You know that he would much rather be on the streets of New York mugging old ladies than running around a South American jungle. As much as I liked "Romancing Continued on page 10 What people are getting through the media is influenced by the level of financing and expertise that a candidate has available. A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics, and always has been." Hoover went on to qualify this statement: "It's also true that a candidate who is very good with the media but who doesn't have much money has a stronger chance than somebody with a lot of experience and service to the political system- Jesse Jackson, for example, has his own communications network based in the black churches, and a style that comes from that base. He has a natural constituency of minorties. so in a sense that he doesn't have quite the same communications problem that the other candidates have. Hart is able to communicate fairly well. His great strength is his physical image. His weakness is the complexity of his ideas. He has a number of new ideas but they are not translated easily into a nice, crisp media package. "Mondale's campaign has begun to make fairly good use of the media. They've overcome a lot of his weakness as a physical image with his command of political discussion based on the traditional democratic values...We don't want a presidential nominating process in which the most photogenic candidate always wins. It's got to be a process that tests candidates in many ways, and I think the process is doing just that." Hoover downplayed the importance of election polls. "I don't think that polls are having as much impact as they have had in the past. After all, Mondale went into Iowa and New Hampshire with the polls indicating that he was far ahead, and he got beat. Voters are not afraid to change their minds, and in some cases I actually think they rebel against 'the tyranny' of the polls I think the age of the Political science professor Ken Hoover Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy "If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic candidate will have a terrible time beating Reagan." mystique of the polls has passed." A major force in this year's campaign is Jackson's drive to get more blacks to vote. Hoover stressed the importance of this. "Jackson is making an enormous contribution to the empowerment of blacks by getting them involved in the political process in a way that will have a lot of long-lasting implications. It will be a powerful factor in this fall's election if the black vote goes Democratic and if it turns out in large numbers. Democrats will have a much better chance of winning if this happens. If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic nominee will have a terrible time beating Reagan." Jackson seems to be receiving little support outside the black community, however and he has charged that white voters are less charitable to black candidates than black voters are toward white candidates. Hoover said he believed this was ture, although he thought it was more "the politics of the majority versus minority, rather than a racial consideration." Hoover said that American politics really doesn't favor radicals such as Jackson. "The system is designed to push people toward the middle, so that you narrow the field down to two or three candidates. But it leads you to exclude all sorts of creative possibilities, interesting new ideas and candidates with fresh concepts. It's remarkable, though, that you could take a country this size, with so much diversity and so many different kinds of people and put it all together into a nation-state. Probably the most important factor in making that happen is the forcing of political choices down to a very few can didates who represent a wide range of interests." "It's not as sterile a political landscape as it sometimes seems,' Hoover continued. "The new ideas tend to come in through third-party, candidates or people like Jesse, Jackson, who don't really have a, chance of winning but can attract enough attention so that people, begin to listen to them. Then those, ideas get picked up by the major', parties and candidates and become, part of their programs...There's; been a lot of political creativity in the United States." NIVERSITY OF VlSCONSINFARKSIB APRIL 27,28 /HAY '\,5 AT H ir.tt. vfj /HAY 3 A, IO VH. ^ THE >1ISER 8 Thursday, April 12, 1984 RANGER A Week at the Park Crickle business Once Oker Easy by Patricia Cumbie (I get a byline for this?) Today there is a baseball game vs. Aurora College at 2 p.m. The game is free. "Risky Business" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The cost is $1 and all are urged to attend. There will also be a faculty recital at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Featured artists will be William Weinert, August Wegner and Frances Bedford. Admission price is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for civilians. At 8:30 p.m. in the Union Square PAB brings us "The Crickle." The price will be $1 for students and $2 for a guest. * * • • • • * • * * Friday, April 13 — " Final Management on the Apple," at 2 p.m. in the library. Call ext. 2356 for details. "Risky Business" will play again at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. * * * * * * * * * * Saturday, April 14 — "Intro to Computers for MD's" starts at 10 a.m. in the library. Call Ext. 2312. Sponsored by UW-Extension. The men's tennis team will be playing Moraine Valley at noon in the fieldhouse or tennis courts depending upon the weather. "Utah Phillips" will be featured in the Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. Call ext. 2205 for more information. * * * * * * * * * * Sunday, April 15 — Once again "Risky Business" will be shown. The time of showing will be 7:30 p.m. * * * * * * * * * * Monday, April 16 - "Social Welfare Spending: Too Much or Too Little." The talk will be given by Madison professor Robert Lampman at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Bring your lunch! David Goodman will speak on "The Atom Bomb and Japanese Culture." The lecture is in Molinaro 111, at 2 p.m. * * • • • • • • * * Tuesday, April 17 — T he men's basketball team will play against Carthage College at 1 p.m. at Carthage. The Bogie classic "Key Largo" will play in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. There is no admission charge. * * • * • • • • • * Wednesday, April 18 — "Over the Counter Drugs" will be in the Union 106 at 11:50 a.m. The seminar is open to the public at no charge. Open Stage is in the Union Bazaar from noon to 4 p.m. Come and see Parkside Talent or be on stage yourself. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. At the noon women's seminar, Esther Will is speaking on the topic. "Women's Physiology: What sets us apart?" The seminar will be held in Union 104. Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers will have a concert in Main Place at 1 p.m. Admission is free. Men's tennis will be playing vs. Northeastern at 3 p.m. at the Phy Ed building. The game is free and open to the public. Sick of the same old British invasion band? Then come and see The Crickle TONIGHT — T hurs., April 12 Doors Open 8 p.m. Union Square UWP Student-81 Guest-S2 _ „ , Hear them perform the music of: The Beatles, The Who, The Stones, The Kinks and morel As always, age and Parkside IDs are a must Who says nothing's worth watchin? by Dick Oberbruner Cable television is coming to Kenosha! This week, sales people will be going door to door, seeking out customers to receive satellite-transmitted entertainment. There will be a variety of stations to choose from. People are bound to become permanent fixtures in their living rooms. I suspect televisions will be placed in close proximity to both the refrigerator and the bathroom. Nonetheless, viewers will have the right to enjoy what they pay for. Quality television should not be passed up, even if you live in Bristol. The following is a partial list of channels and programs that will be accessible to your television once you latch onto the signals. New stations will broadcast alongside existing frequencies, so when you get bored, you can still watch the same old stuff. CHANNEL 1 - Neighbor Cable. No need to peek through the curtains any more. Cameras are secretly installed into your neighbor's house. Subtitles available for ethnic neighborhoods. CHANNEL 3 -Don Ameche TV. One fabulous football clip after another of this great Kenoshan. Every night, a different Ameche movie is featured. CHANNEL 8- City- /County Street Department Network. Keeps drivers up-todate on road repairs. Watch as the streets you've come to hate — due to potholes and loose gravel — become smooth running surfaces. CHANNEL 13- BeiruTV. Frontline coverage of yet another war. Be witness to what makes the Holy Land so holey. CHANNEL 14- Volcanic TV. 24-hour coverage of the world's active volcanoes. Includes reports of geological interest. CHANNEL 15— The Birth Channel. Live coverage from the delivery room at Kenosha Memorial Hospital. CHANNEL 16- Playground TV. Children can sit home and watch their peers engage in activities such as tag, kickball and jumprope. CHANNEL 17- Milwaukee Bus Terminal. Watch as all sorts of characters arrive or just hang around. Lifelike performances. CHANNEL 19- Bank TV. Full coverage of over-the-counter and drive-up window transactions at Southern California banks. Daily robberies add a dramatic touch. CHANNEL 23- Classic Storytime. Great novels are read aloud by world-renowned actors and actresses. CHANNEL 25- High Salaried Athletes. Shows what multimillionaire sports figures do with their money. CHANNEL 26- Campaign '84 TV. Follow the rigorous campaign trails of Mondal. Hart, Jackson and Reagan as they fight for their political lives. CHANNEL 21- Spaghetti Western Movie Channel. Non-stop Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Trinity, etc. CHANNEL 22- Television Channel. Television viewers are taken behind television cameras to watch television productions being televised. CHANNEL 27- FBI Channel. Secretly recorded undercover operations and 24- hour update s on wanted criminals. CHANNEL 28- Posse Comitatus Companion. Down-home para- military entertainment . Includes a weekly live broadcast from the Shawano Theater. CHANNEL 29- The Smokers Channel. Regular programming seen through a layer of smog. CHANNEL 30- Na t i onal Enqui r e! News. NEN uncover secret romances ant gossipy tidbits abom stars and other weir dos. Ranger needs writers EASTERDAY MOTEL • COLOR TV WITH FREE MOVIE CHANNEL • SPECIAL RATE FOR PARENTS • NEAR RESTAURANTS 859-3020 2510 120th Avenue Located at the corner of Hwy. 142 and I-94, Kenosha sfjw "T* RANGER Clubs on campns 9 Thursday, April 12,1984 A0R: Park side students have a ball If s omeone comes up to you say- ant District If someone comes up to you sayA.. ™™, „ HClVC 4X Vj CL11 ing they are from a fraternity called Alpha Theta Rho, don't be too surprised. After all these years, Parkside finally has a social fraternity. It was started by a few students in Feburary and is a private club offcampus. Curtis Neal, a freshman from Milwaukee, is the frat's first President, "and he hopes that the club can grow and play a more active part of Parkside's campus life next year. The fraternity has had a second goal this year also. They want to start a scholarship fund for those students who don't have the money to attend Parkside. Often, a financially- strapped student finds he or she cannot stay in school and complete their college education. Statistics show that once people quit, for whatever reason, they won't come back. "I formed this organization because I knew there were many students who were attending college, but were unable to meet the expense needed to stay in the university," said Neal. "So they had to drop from school. This made me become very concerned about the financial well-being of college students." Neal feels that this fraternity has a good membership that is willing to put on money-making projects like dances and other events for the purpose of funding other students with a sincere desire to stay in school but who can't afford it. Adds Neal, "Through these projects we can help to promote the advancement of disadvantaged college students." One of the biggest events planned by Alpha Theta Rho this year is their Scholarship Ball on Thursday, April 19. Scott Schupbach, treasurer of the club, expects a good turnout this year. "The Alpha Theta Rho Ball is a formal dance sponsored and funded entirely by us," said Schupbach. "The purpose of the ball is to raise money to put towards the scholarship," he said. This year the ball will be held at the Racine Motor Inn in downtown Racine. The cost of the ball is $20 per couple. Highlights of the evening include a special guest speaker, Robert Flancher, Racine Assistant District Attorney, a live band from Illinois called "Chance," and plenty of opportunity to break dance. A buffet dinner will be served at 7:30 p.m. and punch will also be served. A cash bar will be provided throughout the evening. Tickets are on sale until Tuesday or until they last, and they won't be sold at the door, so Schupbach advises people to buy them soon if they want to attend. Currently the fraternity is closed to new membership due to the time involved in preparation for the Scholarship Ball. Anyone interested in becoming a member of the fraternity can contact either Scotf Schupbach or Curtis Neal at 634- 1994, ext. 223. New membership applications will be taken starting the week after the ball. Alpha Theta Rho is a private fraternity. "II IB liliSlf STARTS FRIDAY AT T HEATRES EVERYWHERE jjL Thursday, April 12,1984 Movie review Continued from page 7 The Stone," there are a few things that I feel are wrong with the film. First of all, the movie gets off to a rather slow start. I feel that the first 20 minutes or so of the fim could have moved faster while still setting up the story. Another thing that I didn't like about the film was the brutality of some scenes. "Romancing The Stone," despite the rather silly and enigmatic title, «s a n enjoyable, exciting adventure tale. It will have you cheering the heroes and hissing the villains. It will have you sitting on the edge of your seat and laughing uproariously, frequently at the same time. RANGER PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops ~ Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole Week of April 16 25% OFF Jelly Beans and Pops Psychobabble My personal Mend, Ernie... by Rick Luehr A couple of weeks ago, I attended the Milwaukee Home Show. I didn't really go to look at the displays; I went to see comedian Pete Barbutti. But I got there rather early, so I was just going around looking at things to kill time. I was just on the verge of dozing off when someone handed me a flyer. I had had so many things handed to me that day that I just glanced at it disinterestedly. It was an ad for Ernie von Schledorn Buick. I looked up and saw the man who handed me the advertisement. I was shocked and overjoyed to see that it was none other than Mr. von Schledorn himself! I couldn't believe it. There he was, the prominent Milwaukee businessman and television superstar in person. I couldn't speak. I just looked at him with awe. He spoke to me! This man, nay, this god, spoke to me, a lowly nobody. He looked me in the eye and said, "Who do you know?" My heart was pounding. I almost swooned. The excitement was just too much for me to comprehend. There I was, a nobody, a nothing, who couldn't buy a car if I wanted to, and this celebrity, this man who serves as a shining example to the youth of today, actually opened his glorious mouth and uttered those immortal words to me. I know that my life will never be the same. I was blessed by the voice of one of the greatest examples of humanity that the universe has ever seen. And I am changed. My life is now complete. * * * * * * * * * * Then the unbelievable happened. Yesterday, Mrs. Stella Poteet of Wildlife Biloxi, Mississippi, was hemming a dress and found that she needed a few more pins. She went to her sewing table and got a box of pins that she had purchased only the day before at her local K-Mart. When she opened the box she found, nestled among the pins, a Thin Mint cookie. "I was shocked," said Mrs. Poteet. "I'm only glad that I saw it in time. God only knows what could have happened to me if I had reached into the box without looking. I mean, I could have gotten chocolate on my fingers. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones." Yes, Mrs. Poteet is one of the lucky ones. In another part of Biloxi, Miss Junie Bell Swiggenlooper needed a new needle in order to sew up a hole in her brother's sock. She reached into a box of needles without looking and, not seeing the shortbread cookie that had somehow gotten into the box, drove several crumbs deeply into two fingers of her right hand. Doctors have already had to amputate her index finger but say that, if they are lucky, they can save at least most of Miss Swiggenlooper's middle finger. Authorities have put a halt to all pin and needle sales in Mississippi until all boxes have been examined for cookie tampering. This will be a slow process as all boxes must be checked by hand because a pratical cookie detector has yet to be developed. Officials say that they have no firm leads; however they admit that several local Girl Scouts are being questioned. Although no incidents of tampering have been reported outside of the Biloxi area, officials do recommend caution on the part of the public. If you find any evidence of tampering, report it immediately to your local police. We will keep you posted as to any further developments in this most disturbing and distressing case. by John Kovalic Will itor -nns (oar* INiSTtflD. UlEHfNr A PP\C> POLITICAL ANAjooiocsWJT HP - OtL.. l-M ! ftRe Ve>u opf 3Y ftL-L thps<T So Hcffer —V/vw-v\^- HANt-V' we fJor oroLr supports FULL OKI Rcyp? 57^7 ) £ur Also IS /VJOCLeiAR Sevr- ^s/V/NWVV" Vw. The Funny Paper Caper by Paul Berge l WAS WORKING LATE ONE EVENING WHEN SUDDENLY A PHONE RANG OUT. \T WAS PORNAPPLE SECRETARY, KATHY, WITH ANOTHER. 1 1 LIED WREN I SAID I' D GIVEN PORNAPPlt THE BIRD AS A PR ESENT— U)E-ER, BE AND 1~ WE'RE COLLECTORS, A ND UJE GOT R R IN BORNEO... NOW S O O T H E R P E O P L E T H l W K » STILL HAVE THE BIRD.' THEH'VE "THREATENED TO KILL WE I P I poNT GWE IT TO THpn! 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SPECIAL KAY: is your Parkinson acting up again??? THANKS TO all who put up with my insufferable personal ads, and apologies to those who lack a sense of humor. Laure. 5TH FLOOR: Thanks for mellowing out. BOB: CATCH any B-rays lately??? TORI O: Your elevator lover awaits!!!!! WICKS: CHICAGO was great!! Glad we got to see "That big building!!!" GERG: LONG time no see! Have you been hibernating or what? /Laure. SEX EDUCATION class?/ See the Kinky couple: Oceanography, 11:00 MWF. JEFFY: HOW'S 222? / Does Phillipone kick his chalk across the floor too? GHOST MONSTER: I really am looking forward to the 19th!!! CARL SAYS: Know one is perfect, especially him. HEY, MARY: My Apple wants tc meet you IBM/Syntax KATE M.: I need to talk to you! Meet me in the library Friday at Noon! Joey. LOOPER: J.I.L.Y J.1L.Y. JILY!!! This weekend is ours!!! Love, Mort. SUE G.: what's the deal? Have I done something wrong or do you need space Amigo SUE AND Rachel: Thanks for cheering me up! You're wonderful! Joey. ROD: WOULD you like a fishing pole to hook a date for the ball? G. S. JENNIFER HUNT: I want your sexy body! Rod Yamat. ROD YAMAT: When the love of your life comes around, you'll be too involved with your cleaning utensils to take note. F. G.U.S.L.M. BLANCHE: WHILE you were busy taking Trix to the piano Business, I was busy being misunderstood by a lot of people eating off of paper plates and drinking out of wine glasses. MOLLY: WHEN are you gonna have a dinner party like that?? I'll bet right after you get the new Oriental in, Heh? HI MARG! (I put that in because I know you read these.) HAH A Pat Grochowski hits a lob against Lake County opponent. Colts bolt away Continued from page 12 rent for Memorial Stadium that the franchise supposedly owes. A Baltimore filmmaker has filed a bankruptcy petition against the Colts, claiming they owe him $8000 for game films from the 1983 season. The best one of all is the $30 million class action suit filed by a couple from Towson, Md., on behalf of all Baltimore Colts fans, charging that the team's early morning departure from Baltimore caused "severe emotional distress." The specific charges are as follows: The couple charges that the move in the night was designed, "to humiliate and degrade the plaintiffs and those similarly situated." They also say that the move has caused the couple to suffer "severe depressions, severe physical and emotional disability, severe disturbance of mental and emotional tranquility and mental distress of a very serious kind." When asked if they could win, the couple said, "Not really. But what else could we do to express our feelings? We've been fans from the beginning." COMING! Tennis team The men's tteannnniics ttpeaamm hbpegoaann tthhae <«• .. splits two season with one win and one loss. The win was against Lake County College with the final score 8-1. Some of the greater successes were Jim Wynstra beating his opponent Tim Conners, 6-0, 64). The doubles team Wynstra and Jacob also beat Conners and Mohr from Lake County. The scores were 6-7, 7-5, 6- 3- Chris Walley had two good sets agamst Doug Burkett of Lake County. His scores were 64) 6-3 tteedd , "LLaakkee Crhoaurndt.y F irse clikkae «us™. T™henv-- rILg0mgJhr0Ugh the rebuilding process. They lost many of their guys through graduation." Outside against Beloit, the team wasn t so successful, losing 8-1. The one point came from a default by Beloit. Walley and Roszkowski were the doubles team winning by default. Frecka said, "Beloit is a very good team. They have everyone back and they're very good." He added, "Our team is very much in the learning process and they're progressing. They show a lot of progress and are improving with every match." Classified ads THURSDAY, APRIL 19 UNION SQUARE 4-5:30 PM FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75«, $1.00 & $ 1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES PLUS SPECIAL...PIZZA BY THE SLICE. • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION 12 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER Team begins season with depth by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team is on a five game winning streak and their record is 10-7. The team is now ranked eighth in the nation. The last game they played was a double header against UW-Stevens Point They swept both games, 3-2 and 2-0. The first game was most exciting. The women scored in the seventh inning on a suicide squeeze bunt. The runner on third base began running at the release of the ball from the pitcher. The bunt by Cindy Ruffert was perfect and the runner made it safely to the plate. The team also played UW-Oshkosh and won in extra innings. The game went 11 innings and Denise Bier doubled with two outs. Janet Boren stepped to the plate and singled and Bier ran in for the score. Coach Linda Draft commented, "©his is the first time we've had good, strong hitting. The whole roster is strong. Everyone in the batting order is a threat at the plate." However, the team did split a double header with St. Xavier, winning 54 and then losing the second game 64. "We should have won that second game, but I am pleased with the winning streak following this game." Being ranked in the top ten teams in the nation can have its drawbacks, said Draft. "Everybody knows we're good and have had success in the past. They always like challenging the team on top. Every game is hard fought. It's not always easy being on top because you have to work harder to stay there." The team looks to every game as being tough. This weekend the team will compete in the St. Francis tournament. "Last year we peaked at St. Francis and we don't want that. We want to keep building; it's too early to peak," said Draft. As of now, the pitching is very strong. Michele Martino is back after rehabilitating her shoulder. Janet Koenig is showing real strength in the games. Another returner is Lynn Jonas. She is also very strong and can carry the game well in the stretch. All of the pitchers are a contributing factor. "What differentiates us from the two strongest teams in the nation is our pitching. They only have one pitcher who can carry. If she's injured or sick the game goes. We have strength in numbers." A contributing factor in defense is Janet Broeren. She has a batting average of .415, the highest batting average for a player in all of Draft's years as coach. She is good at getting crucial outs. She has exceptional range as short stop. The offense is also very tight. "Everybody has executed very well. The offense doesn't miss any signals and everyone performs whatever is expected," added Draft. Competititors in last year's Loop Bike Race. 4th annual Loop Race: hurry to sign up team The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! * • ' " lllltt Parkside's women softball team score a run against UW-Stevens Point. Sports shots Colts bolt for Indiana by Robb Luehr Moving a pro sports franchise is nothing new; it's been done many times. The Boston Braves went to Milwaukee, then to Atlanta; the Seattle Pilots became the Milwaukee Brewers; the Philadelphia Athletics ended up in Oakland by way of Kansas City; and the Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles. None of these moves caused too much of a stir. Then a man named A1 Davis wanted to take a team named the Oakland Raiders to that city named Los Angeles; but Oakland tattled on Al, and an organizaton named the NFL told Al that he couldn't move his team. He moved it anyway. The NFL and Oakland sued, but lost; so the Oakland Raiders became the Los Angeles Raiders. Now, 3000 miles away, on the other coast, there seems to be the same kind of situation developing. Back in the middle of March, stories began to surface about the owner of the Baltimore Colts, Robert Irsay, speaking to officials of the city of Indianapolis about the possibility of moving his team to that city. (You see, they have a new 61,000 seat stadium, the Hoosier Dome, but nobody to fill it.) Irsay was becoming dismayed at the fact that attendance had been decreasing at Memorial Stadium in Baltimore in the past five to six years. In the past, especially the late 60's and the early 70's, sellouts were as certain as snow in January. These were the so-called "glory days" of the Colts. Then in 1972, Robert Irsay bought the team. They made the playoffs for a couple of years since then, but in the late 70's, bad trades and other factors reduced the team to a mere shadow of its former self. As the team deteriorated, so did the size of the crowds. Last year the Colts' average home attendance was 37,- 000; the lowest in the NFL. So Mr. Irsay started talking to Indianapolis. Then Phoenix expressed an interest. Phoenix later dropped out of the bidding. Baltimore had to fight for its team. All efforts failed. On the evening of March 28, more than a dozen moving vans (Mayflower, I believe) showed up at the Colts' training camp. Several hours later, more than a dozen full moving vans left the Colts' training camp, bound for Indiana. The next day the mayor of Baltimore signed a condemnation order for the team, and a judge issued a temporary restraining order preventing the Colts from playing anywhere but in Baltimore. Mr. Irsay was totally within his rights to move the franchise; after all, he owns the Colts. As he told an Indianapolis reporter, "It's not your ball team or our ball team. It's my family's ball team. I paid for it and worked for it." There's nothing wrong with what he did; it's how he did it that angered the citizens of Baltimore. It does seem to be the coward's way out when you sneak out in the middle of the night. What was the reasoning behind Irsay's decision to do it that way? Was he afraid of being seen in daylight? Maybe he didn't want to be embarrassed by possible pickets or demonstrations. He should be more embarrassed by the way he did it than the way it might have been done. He could have at least given some kind of warning; but he didn't. The team is now known as the Indianapolis Colts, although Dolts is more fitting. As a result of the move, several lawsuits, both filed and potential, are in the works. The city of Baltimore is considering filing suit to get Irsay to pay $173,000 in back Continued on page 11 WELCOME—^ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK • •• CONGRATULATIONS ••• JANET BROEREN •*•••••••••••** UW-Parkside junior, women's softball team short stop. Batting .415 so far this season. to WlLerTime Women's softball Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WlscollSia-Parbide Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester by Jennie Tunkieicz News Edilor The end is near. Students only bave until the end of the semes- ter... to buy pitchers and wine cara- fes. The decision to keep beer pitch- en and wine carafes until the end of the semester was made last week by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoff- Ie and PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) President Srott Peterson and Vice President Paul Johnson. PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) had recommended that pildlen and carafes be removed from du to day operations in the Umon Square on March 19, the first day alter spring break. Tbe hoard felt this would give the Union the chance to determine what the eco- IIOIIlic impact and service impact wouId be for the fall semester. "I think that PUAB did a fine Job," said Sloffle. "They presented fine reasoning behind their recom- IIleIldation to remove lbe pitchers and carates and to keep 20 ounce beers. But I felt that to (remove JliIchen and carafes after spring broak) with candidates running on a stronger student platform would be, as far as I'm concerned, a slap In !be face. So I said let's wait and tall: about it wilb the new PSGA IJrOSidentand vice president. What I did was to get a broader campus opinion." Petenoo said that although he had hoped to save pitcbers and ca- rafes he is satisfied wilb keeping 20 ounce beers. "I personally would love to have (pitchers and carafes) down there but f realize that there is no way to control sharing. But we will keep 20 ounce beers - they've got to stay. We thought it was best to keep pitchers and carafes until lbe end of the semester, then students will have the summer to forget about, them.': Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said, "It would have been my pref. erence to have experienced the new methods of operation so that we could evaluate its effectiveness on service. But not domg it is some- thing we can live with. We just Tazzit up won't be going into next year with U l advance infonnation. tI n.. Patblde Jaa EF........... ,. ... _. It..-..... IIIP Sheila Earl to highlight Accent on Women program A keynote speech on how women's votes are changing presen- ted by Ann J. Haney, director of consumer affairs for the American Family Insurance Group of MadI- son and a talk by Sheila C. Earl on wo';'en and sell-worth will hie"- light lbe fourth annual Accent on Women program at Parltside May 4-5. The program. iDdude a cbolce of 3$ worbbopa aDd ...... inars on a wide ratlI" of topics of Ulterest to _. anD be bold Fh- day ""entlII and lurdaJ II sponsored by Parblcle and ~ Wo Men's B~reau 01 Gate .. aJ Tecbnic:al izlstituU Wlth -.ace from ~ W..,..,,',1lesocIm! Ceat« of_. INSIDE Presidential candidates differ State caucus system explained StUdents, faculty visit Soviet Union Movie review: "Ice Pirates" Men's baseball warming up ~ 's aI 1 p.m. medIa preuDlalioD li tied , 'T'be PeoPe l>aD .. 01 Hi&b T • M w!lIdI ... lbo IlIlpo<l of ad,--' RANGER I ~etters to the Editor I ~, ......................... ~ ............ --- Stranger article too gruesome To the EdJIor. I'm wrlllo& in repoose to the or· IJdt in Iasl "·s Straaco< by Liek Ruebr I tolerated a c:oapIe of the bneI but COW up wbeD I readlod the..-wue...,u. sucb as. "We'D eet tbem aU ID .... .-.., lie tbem up IIld maIIe lbem watdl eacb oIber eat -... ........ Is Ibis sup- poM to be I_? KDowiJIc tiJ aulllor. I andenIa1ld wbe!e _ of the ......... Is CllIIIiaC from. but it __ be JI'8llbed IIIOIt 01 Ibia pro ... from ..... dleIp • .-, ...... ror IIIdt Is Ibis quality wrillo&? I do UDdersIalld Ibis was a spool lor ApnII. but WIth the deIuIe 01 S1~1I: vtolence surrounding us, I don'\ IhinIl we n«d to lwn it to humor. To be 1wuIy. one sbou1d _ bah appooocbes. Lidt·s story used worn out euche measures which were DOl hlllllY. I thinl< enouIb .... been said. I ocIy hope lor next years StraDger. the writer WOll't """trive a story 01 quick jotes aDd spare us the lust aDd vio- 1en<e we're always being bombar· ded with. Correction John Tropln, president of PSE. was incorrectly identi- fied as "Bill" in the last issue of the newspaper. Ranger regrets the error. z bonday, April 5, IlIlU " 1 • " - .. r ( , ~ ~A ____~*'4' "OUR PROSPEC.TS FOR EAST-WEST ARMS REDUCTION ARE LOOKING UP." soc must first prove stability To the Editor. Alter readmg the story about SOC's p<lOSIhle move to major oe- gamzation status, it was lelt that the other SIde 01 the sfory should be elucidated. It IS true that SOC is a standing coJlll1'Uttee 01 the Senate and that aU 01 their motions aDd budgetary actions must have approval of the Senate. This condition is not a SJl'" ell! case just lor SOC: this condi· tion also bolds true lor the other three standmg commillees 01 the Senate. In the article it mentions that this pro<ess takes a tolaI 01 lour to ten weeks. This is. in a sense true. It does take SOC four to ten weeks to bring a proposal to \he floor of the Senate lor debate. The Senate. III 90'" 01 the cases. makes a decislon that OJghL The reason why there is such a long time lag _ the concep- tio. of an idea aDd IRlplementation 01 the KIea IS WIthout a doubt SOC's laulL U an KIea needs lunding it first must go lhroucl> BRC. a sub- commttlee 01 SOC. afler wluch it must be passed throo&h SOC. which only meets twice a month. Then it must be passed through the Senate. wluch meets every week. It is qwte clear (rom Ibis ......no that SOC could and sIlou1d be meelJnll every wee!<. which would cut this leogtby process in hall. 00 the other band. people in SOC win say that the Senate is responsi· ble for the current set up. This is quite true and nobody win deny this facL However. at the time this scheme was developed, with the help of SOC. it was truly needed and I doubt that anyone will deny this. The most obvious question is: why won·t the Senate fix the pr0b- lem? Here comes the big brother complex that SOC seems to suUer from which. by the way. no other standing committee of the Senate suflers from. The Senate in the past bas not imposed its will on its slanding committees and it does not want to do so in the futnre. This is slricIJy a last resort. CllrrenUy. every standing com- mittee 01 the Senate. e<cept SOC. proposes ruIe changes regarding the way \heir committees should oper. ale in committee. Then the com- mittee hrings these changes to the floor of the Senate for debate. SOC has every right to make its own rules. The past Senate did teU the officers of SOC the course that \hey sbouId tate in changing their own rules. As. one can see. nothing bas happened yet. In fact. instead of trying to clear up the mess. SOC is trying to cloud the picture by ask· ing for major status and then for· getting to take care of the real issue. the need for a greater degree of autonomy in budgetary matters. Yes, it is true SOC that the Sen· ate lor the past semester has told your officers that it would grant you a greater degree 01 autonomy when coming t, budget realloca- tions. Hnw long is it going to take to get a proposa1 to the Senate floor? Another problem that is facing SOC today is the lack of continuity 01 its leadership. For those of you who do not know, in the last SOC elections no one wanted to run for the Presidency. However. the cur· rent President has decided to stay lor another semester. leaving the possibility that no one will be presi· dent during the spring and summer of next year. It should also be noted that this is not the first time that SOC has found it difficult to find someone to bead the organization. In the 1983 elections. the current president ran unopposed. The solution to this dilemma. proposed by SOC. is to make them a major status orgamzation. This is clearly not the answer. This is an example of a band-aid approach to the problem or even putting the horse before the carl. Belore mak· ing SOC a major organization, the Senate will n«d guarantees about the future leadership. One way to show to the Senate that there will be someone in charge is to have elections with more than one per- son running for office over a period of a couple of years. This should not be too much to expect from an organization that says it represents over 1000 students on this campus. Over aU, SOC does need more freedom. but not the freedom that major organization status does aUow. SOC bas made great positive strides over the past year and a half. More time is needed for the organizaion to show its ongoing sta· bility. It needs to conlront the problems at hand instead of ereat- ing new ones. U SOC can do these things over a prolonged period of time, no one would deny them major organization status. Michael Scoon, V-President PSGA '113-'84 Jeanne Phillips President PSGA '113-'84 Carla Thomas President SOC '81!·'84 Chuck Betz V-President PSGA '81!·'83 Terry Tunks Treasurer/Secretary Luis VaUdejuti SUFAC Chair '81·'83 PAC responds To the Editor: This letter is in reference to the article concerning the Parkside As. s~iatio~ of Communicators pub- lished .. the March 29 issue of Ranger. First of all. I'd like to thank Sarah Uhlig and the Ranger for the time and exposure given PAC. However, as president of PAC, J feel I should answer a couple 01 questions raised concerning the ar- ticle ~ questions such as: --What is meant by " ..the social aspect of PAC is a major benefit of being a member" ? co.linned o. page 3 Ranger is wriHen ond edited hy studenls of UW.Po,lfSide and tMy o,e solely responsible fa, its editorial policy and content. Published ewry ThufSdoy d~rin~ t"e academic yea, except du,ing breoh ond holidays. longer IS prlnled hy the Racine Joumol Ti~s. . All cor~t!spondence should be addressed to, ParlfSide lortger, Univer· s.ty of W,scon~i/n.Parltsick, So.. No. 2000, lCenosflo, Wis. 53141. leHen t~ the editor will be accepted if typewritten, dcwDle·spoced 011 s~ndard ~,ze paper. letlers should he less thon 350 woras and must br SIgned With a telephone tlUmbe, included lor ",eriMotion pur~ Names w.i/J be withheld lor ",a/id ''''O$ons. R Deadlme 'or lett"'~s is Tuesday 10 c.m. 'or publicohon Thurscloy. Oliger reserves the rrghl to re'use leiters containing lois. and de'olfffl to,y contenf. WRITERS Cart a...-sIti, Karl Db.on. Micbael ~. Wolter Hermau. Mary JUrtoo.Kaddatz, Bob KiesliDg. earol K.orte-dict. DawD KroDh, Rick LMbr, Robb LueIar. DiclI. O~ruD- -. Tooy Rocen. 8m _pard, Nid< nome. Suo Uhlig. Kevi. Zirkelbacb Pal Zirtelbocb. • Ken Meyer Editor i 5~~~.:~~~~~~:~~~.;.:.:~~~:.:~:~:~~~~:.:.:~~.~:.:~~~;:::::.:;::.:.:~~t.e iE I. Dave McEvoy Cnpy Editor Aady BucIwwl JInslwss Mauger Catberiae t1Wfoe _ Ad .. rtisInC Mauger J111 WbJ-, N1e1sea _.DislribIlIio. Maaocer Pat HensIU Asst. _aess Maaacer PHOTOGRAPHERS Karao Coin>. &b Eicllbo.. Todd Herbst, !tare. TraodeL • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 25, April 5, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC considers major status Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda March 29 1984 soc. considers • major status that clubs must go through in order to have an event kills members' en-- thusiasm. "If there is a guest speaker in the area, it is possible that a club won't be able to have him or her appear on campus because of the time it takes to have funds reallocated," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both feel that SOC is ready to become a major organization. "We've been treated as a major organization, and given almost every right of being a major organization, with the exception of the title," said Galbraith. "There's a real grey line between the definition of a standing commit- tee and a major organization. There are little, petty dillerences, but they are important," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both leel that although SOC has had a past history 01 weak leadership, the or- ganization is now flourishing and members are showing great enthu- siasm and interest in the group. . They also feel that the question 01 luture leadership should not be the indicator for the group's not be- coming a major organization. "Every organization is going to have their time when there is not going to be a lull leadership. Train- ing potential leaders and holdlD~ by Jennie TunkieiC'l. News Editor Ylhether or not to seek major or- ganization status is the question being addressed by SOC (Student Organization Council). SOC is an or- ganization consisting of over 40 stu- deat clubs, representing over 1000 Parkside students, which acts as a fOl'lDD for interorganizational dis- cussion, helps plan and execute budgels and helps new organiza·. _ form and develop. Presently SOC is one of four .tlllding committees of PSGA lParUide Student Government As- lOCiation). As a standing commit- tee, \he organization must have all their major motions and budgetary lll:IIons approved by the PSGA Sen- lie, a process which takes from lour to ten weeU according to the orpa!zalion's representatives. "By becoming a major organiza- tioa, we would alleviate the respon- libility of the Senate having to watch over anolher committee. A, I'eat deal of the PSGA meetings are spent with SOC business. We leel that receiving major stalus will encourage clubs to do more on <ampus and they won't feel as if Big Brother is watching them con- Itontly," said Dan Galbraith, SOC ViceChairman. Valerie Olson, SOC Chairperson, feels that many limes the red tape ', .• nl P 01 Joh "e\\l) elected PSG.\ pr~ident. ott Pet r-.oft llt·ru and \ir-e--p fir-;l PSGA nate meeting last Thur"MIa\ er 010 'l 'Ii hHI o moreMiller time' BiD lebuhr then had the jani rial WI remove !be unwonted pur lions of Ihe bann<'n '.1be probl<rn mine, .t had nothi.nC to do WI til I1I1.r" ',ebuhr 'I .'" til.." (PSF.I per- to put up the 001""'''' caUJO Budd) oul 0/ lowIl. It was an moore 1 d I on The ..-bole I""lion 0/ corporat 10 P Is bein& (d t now Once "'" de\lnes d<dslon3 10k II are in charge 01 approvong ten. 10 1 talt(d to Bill :'ollObuhr, the Umon D1rector, and he IUthorued \he bannen'· When Buddy Couv.OII, 0l0rd1fla. tor 01 Student ActiVIties, returned to campus, be ed that \he ..... portion of \he posten he """",,(d because be felt they were map- propnate. He said that \he (duca- I tional aspect of \he worbbop <OU1d be better emphasiud ....thout \he Miller beer poctures b) Pit Zirkelhach Miller beer signs were removed from banners advertising the Illler Brewing Co. Strategies wortsbop that was hosted by Pi Sigma Epsi- Ion (PSE), the business lraterruty, when PSE failed to get tile bannen properly authori2ed. "We put up tile banners at \he end of spnng break," said Bill Tro- pin, president of PSE. "At tile lime there was no one OD campus from the Student Activities Office, who Continued on Page 13 INSIDE Ted Mondale st p for his father Chancellor Gushkin slain Pocan campai 8 &11 ..... on UW-P campus See Inside for Stranger Things PUAB limits alcohol purchases Sarah Hiett runs in transition % Thancllly, Marcb %t, l!lll4 --------------------------------Q RANGER I Letters to the Editor I Student "su:" offered To The Editor: This year ill the fIrst year we are offenng an EducaUooal Gift to a coBece st_t. The UWEX-Homemakers are of- lenne a _ Educational Gift to a student wbo wishes to enter the Home Economics Related Field. ApplIc:atlons bave been sent to the FInancial Aids Dept. and our posten sbould be posted to give you an Idea of JOIlle of the areas of study one can enter. The spectrum ls broader tban most students thlnk. CoIJese students will be allowed more lime lor return of application due 1Io the dlffaaKes in the spriIl(l breaks. The appticaUoos should be re- turned to the UWEX-Qllice by April 30th. H there are any ques- tions concerning the lields, the offi- ce coo be 01 assistance to you. Scholastic ability will be taken into consideration, but other thlncs will be taken into consideration as well. This EducaUooal Gift is not based on need, but primarily the fields the students are entering. There are approximately 30 areas 01 study open as the major area 01 study and several secondary areas. Carol McCarver ScholarshIp Chairperson Pocan for Mayor To the Editor: With Electioo Day quietly ap- Proachin« us, it is time lor voten to start makine decisions about the many candidates who are seeking offIces. One important decision that Ke- nosha residents need to make is in the Mayoral election. There are two candidates that emerged from the primary - incwnbent Mayor John Bilotti and Alderman Bill Paean. In 1980, Mayor John Bilotti slat- ed that be wouJd "set spending li- mits, eliminate waste and ineffI- ciency." He also said be would "de- clare war on waste in government." However, wbat be has done is to in- crease government spending by 32%. He also has raised the city's budget surplus Irom $628,728 to $1.2 mlIllon. It seems as though the Mayor, as well as the Kenosba tall- payers. have lost the "war on waste." Bill Pocan, wben elected, will get city spending in control and will keep it in control by runnine the city like a business. Pocan realizes the key in doing this - you can't spend more than you have. He also realizes that the government cannot continue raising property taxes to cover expenses. Most importantly, he realizes that, since Kenosha has a large budget surplus. It should be used instead 01 mcreasine property taxes. Also in 1980 Bilotti vowed to "seek more quality stores down- town, more adequate parking. a carefree environment and a com- mercial complex downtown." How- ever, during his admmistration, Wards and Penney's have both lell Kenosha and no real signs of eco- nomic growth are anywhere to be lound. Pocan understands tfusiness since he is a businessman. As mayor, be will work not only to at- tract new industry to Kenosha, but to keep the industry that is curren- tly in the city. He will be the chief salesman for the city and will work with labor and civic leaders and with local businessmen, to create and maintain a favorable business ctimate for new and expanding businesses. However, probably one 01 the more important goals 01 Pocan is to improve the mayoral working rela- tionship with the state. Bilotti has been spending a great deal 01 time over the past year attemtping to get more state revenues to cover his spending increases. In his luWe at- tempt, he has appeared petulant and has embarrassed many taxpay- ers as well as city and state offi- cials. Pocan will re-establish the work- ine relationship that existed belore Bilott's tenure. He will contact state ollicials once his tenn begios and will begin to erase the bad name Kenosha bas recently receiv- ed. So nut Tuesday, April 3, remem- ber that you bave many decisions to make lor many offices. Also, please remember that your vote will count and that Bill Paean is the "positive alternative for mayor" of Kenosha. Concerned and committed. Jeanne Buenter-Phillips Student votes ARE important Five days from now, on Tuesday, April 3, a number 0110cal races will be decided in the Kenosba/Racine area. Heading the list is Kenosha's race for mayor between the incum- bent John Bilotti and the strong challenger, Bill Paean. The lollow- ing are the most prominent races in our area and the respective candi- dates: Kellosha City PositioDS Mayor John M. Bilotti William Pocan MuDicipal JUdge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema School Board Mary Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Racine City Positllo .. Alderman (2nd District) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judge Guadalupe G. Villarreal Robert Michelson Voting' is patriotic On March 23, 1775, Patrick Henry made his famous "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. In 1776, at the age 01 21, Nathan Hale made an inspired speech end- ing with his last words: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" and then was executed by banging. These were two great American patriots of the Revolutionary War, but there are many unsung patriots of this country who have exercised their freedoms by voting in munda- ne elections on the local level such as surveyor, municipal judge or dog catcher, where there is no great bwning issue. Those people who year after year vote are the true American patriots who make this country great. Be grateful that many of our forefathers have defen- ded our liberty by voting or by hav- ing to regret that they had only one life to lose for their country. Won't you also consider becom-· ing true American patriots by vot- ing in the next election April 3 and the Democratic caucus April 7? Franklin Kuezenski WRITERS Carl Cbernouski, Karl Dixon, Michael Firdtow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirtoa-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Korteadid:, Dawn KroDke, Rick 1...Debr, Robb Loebr, Dick Oberbrun- OU, Tony Rogers, Bm Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhti" Kevin Zirkelbach Pat Zirkelbacb. • KeD Meler Editor ... Je.aie TvDkieicz. News Editor of ~=~.~~:.:~::.:::.::.::.~~:.::.~.:::::.::.:.:.~.::.~:::::.::::.~~:.:.:::.~:::.~~::.~::.::J.r::~ 5:: , Dave McEvoy COpy Ediwr II AJldy BucbalWl Bosiaess Maaager Cath.rtae Chaflee Advertislllg Manager Jill Whitney Nielse Distributio. Manager Pat HeDsiak Asst. Bosiaess Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eicbhorn Todd Herbst, KareDTrudel. I Ranger is ....ritten and edited by students 0' UW-Parkside and H1ty - are solely respons~le lor its editorial policy and conlen!. Pub'ished_e~el)' Thursday durmg 'he academic year except during breaks and holidoyl- Ranger is prinled by Ihe Racine Jourrtol Times. All conespondence shcwld be addressed to: Porbide Ranger, I1ft,tlt.· sity 0' W;'consjn-PorJr.side, Bo....No. 2000, Kenosho, Wis. 5314/. letters to the editor will be occepted il typewrillefl, double.~poced 011 standard size paper. tenets should be leu rhon 350 words ond mllJ' be ~igned wi,h a lelephone number included lor lferilicalion pvrpaJes. Nomes will be withheld 'or lfolid reosons. Deadline lor letfers is Tuesdoy 10 O.m. lor pl,lblicalion Thursdoy Ranger reserves the right to refuse leiters containing 'al~e and delo rne tory con'ent. Circuit Court Judge (bra.cb 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Coostable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Held jointly with the local elec- tions is the open presidential pri- mary in which a voter may vole for anyone candidate in one party. The only ticket that has competition, however, is the Democratic party ticket, and for them the primary is largely a "beauty contest." The Democratic National Con- vention will only accept the results of the Wisconsin caucuses which are to be held on Saturday, April 7. The primary does not determine delegates lor any candidates; it only acts as sort of a poll, showing who is stronger or weaker. The following are the candidates as they will appear on Tuesday's ballot: Democratic Party Ernest F. Hollings Alan Cranston Walter F. Mondale George S. McGovern Jesse Jackson Gary Hart John Glenn Reuben Askew Continued on Page 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 24, March 29, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-03-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin student organization council (SOC) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0d986c1e6178c5ee43e64fad77594e74.pdf 6a5e97e08bf0e0331ef24048dd076d5b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. $26 million one-time boost - Committee proposes faculty pay raise Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ... , .. ' "!lo' It ... Fun in the sun? University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger photo h} ()a\ c Mt•l<;, O) These students started ~pring break early on Frida}, Mart·h !!. The sign on the left says "We c·an 't afford to go to Florida". Students went on campus trips over break, inl'luding Russia, Ne\\' York City and Florida. Others were fort•ed to sta~ put in the area•~ "spring" weather. $26 million one-time boost Committee proposes • faculty pay raise The state should spend $26.6 million for a one-time pay boost to begin making UW System faculty salaries competitive with those of comparable state universities, a study committee said last week in a preliminary recommendation. Nearly $18 million of the total would come from state taKes, and $6.3 million from student tuition and [ees increases, the Faculty Compensation Study Committee said. The remainder would come from federal funds and other sources. The panel was appointed by Gov. Anthony Earl and UW System President Robert O'Neil last September to review faculty pay and suggest ways to make it more competitive. The panel was formed after complaints were made when Earl and the state legislature froze faculty wages for 1983 and granted a 3.84 percent increase for this year. At a report drafting session. panel members agreed that faculty salaries should be boosted by using one-time "catch-up " money. provided through tax dollars and student fees. The recommended size of the lump-sum raise is based on the middle range of salaries paid to the faculty members at comparable state universities surveyed, the panel said. It's difficult to compare salaries using tables provided by the university because they show the average salary at each academic level - professors. associate professors. assistant professors and instructors. According to the table for the 1983 salaries, Parkside staff ranked about third in each category. behind Madison and Milwaukee Salaries range from $15,341 for an in· structor to $35,726 for a profes.~or. Although committee members were specific .a~ut the one-time pay raise, they were divided on how it should be funded. After discussion. there wa~ some consensus that the UW System Board of Regents should not simply raise tuition. But some pen.ons also said the option should not be left out of the committee's final report. Beside use of state taxes and a tuituion increase, a third funding source was given - reallocating or shifting funds within the UW System. State Administration Secretary Doris Hanson, a to-chairman or the panel. said Earl would urge the Legislature to empower all st.lie agencies. including the UW System, to cut costs and shift savings internally. State agencies now have only limited ability to reallocate money. One panel member. Sen ,John Norquist (D-M1lwaukee1 said the Legislature would not approve pay increases if no intrmal cosl-<'uthng was attempted. Vol. 12 No. 24 PSGA Election results PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 President Scott Peterson - 409 Dwight Mosby - 277 Vice President Paul Johnson - ,180 • Joe Vignieri - 220 Senatorial Candidates: (The top nine vote getters are winners) Barbara Johnson - 456 Gregory Holcomb - 43R Rhonda Gerolino - 420 Ernestine Weisinger - 420 Marcia Ostrowski - 417 Franklin Kuczenski - 410 Adrian Serrano - 408 Jan Kratochvil - 390 Napoleon Scarbrough 318 Janice Block - 137 (write-in) Ron Be lee - 109 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allo<'ations Committee) Pat Hensiak - 464 PUAB (Parl«lide Union Advisory Board) Bruce Preston - 352 Joe Cucunato - 243 Referendums We, the student• of UW-ParltJ1ide, agree to •upport th.: UW System student lobby, UNITED COUNCIi,, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written requear, or $.SO per ,emester. 369 NO 306 YES We, the 1tudent1 of UW-Parluide, agree to the change of Article V, Section I in tlu! Parluide Student GoL•ernment CoMtitution, whereby lnion Operating Board i, changed to Parluide Union Adui.Bory Board. 513 YES /JS NO See inside stories on outgoing and incoming PSGA officers. ! Tbarsday, Mattb ZZ, 1984 I Letters to the Editor I United Council seeks opinions Dear Students: As the Ac-ademlc Afflll!"I Dua-tor for the Uruted Council of Umversitv of WISCOflSm Student Go~ernments and a member oI (',()\'. Earl's Study Committee on Faculty Compensation. I would hke to hear your roncems about the Issue of faculty and staff compensation The importance of the assue to aradenuc quality and 8ct'eS5 at each UW campus warranli significant student input mto the formulauon of the Study Comm11tec·s rerommendllllons to state government and the Board of Regents That ,s \l hy I ._.'allt your input Other mter~ted parties. 1.e. faculty. legislators and so on. ha\e been gmng their input. and stu- ~nts should be domg the same Otherwise, students· concl'm, ma} not be adequately r~~ted m the fu\31 .solution to the probkm. Although you likely recognize the complQlllty of the faculty and academic staff compensauon problem, \1>U :should fttl free to comment on any aspects of tt. as the others have done, without knowing all tbe de,. tans , Se\·eral main toptl'S come to mind The on~ effects of the current pay pbn might be a good p!Me to start. Changes m the deternunauon of the faculty and academic staff i>a>· plan may be neces• sat')'. And to what extent ~hould faculty and academic staff compens:.uon be mcre.ased (If at am? How should money for pay ra1~es be di-~- tnbuted between campuses and vmhtn l-ampuse,.? If there is to be a pay raise. the question of where the money should come irom must be answered That quesllon enrompasses among others. such pos.~1b1ti• lies as expanded Board of Re51ents uthonty to reallocate budgeted funds or to set twtion 1,1,1thoul legis• lah\C O\~ht Obviously. the list can be made longer and more specific. \\'hat is important. though. is that you gi,·e your tnput on any items. whether on the list or oot If you send your concern:. to me. I v.-1l1 forward them to the Study Committee and other mterest.ed parties. For optimal considerataon, I should hear your concerns by Mardi 31 Howe.,.er, comments r~ cewed after that dale will also be useful Send vour l'Omments to me at United Council. 8 W Mifflin St . Room 203. Madison \\1 53703 Smcerclv. Chari~ ~turn. Academic /\Hairs Director • The case by Andy Burbanao \\rule 1t is perhaps reasonable to be \\-al)' of groups sbanng pitchers of beer cgh·en current legislation). tt is not reasonable to automatically transfer uus logic to 20 oz beers U a person is determined to share hi~ her cup or beer. then having a 16 oz. as opposed to a 20 oz. is hardly a creditable deterrent. Nei• lher is an extra two ounces more likely to promote ·excessive· illegal alcohol consumption. U under nineteen drinking should OC<'Ur \\-1th any sue cup. it will be Illegal It will not be more illegal to dnnk four ounc:es than of two ounceBr far the mam unpact of reducing the beer cup siies will be felt by the majority or eligible and responsable beer drinkers for the rca· sons outlined below ADDITIO'.'.AL rosr: PRE.\Ul".\l 20 ounce - 90' - 4 a per ounc·e 12 ounre - 65' - 5 4' per ounce I Write a letter I to the Editor for the 20 REGULAR 85' 4 25' per ounce 60 • 5 00' per ounce As -shown above a regular patron of the Uruon Square makes a mod· est sa\;ngs an buymg the larger size. If such a person was required to buy the 12-oz. stze only. the real rost of each 20 ounces or premium beer would be $1.08 over the present 90' - a butlt•in price infla• Uon of 20 ... o. DETERIORATION OF SERVICE Because each person must indi· \·tdually transact his purchase as opposed to group purchases. which are common at present. the lraf£ic al the bar area will mentably be heavier. If the smaller cup rule is enforced, this situation will further deteriorate as patrons are forced to return for a refill more often. I suggest this \\lll result in a delenorahon of services, both al the poml of sale and m secondary areas ,-uc::h a~ rleanmg and supervision ouncer DISRUPTION OF GROUP ACTIVITIES Group happenings. already nega• lively impacted by the service prob• lems. will be discouraged further by the cumulatively disrupting effect of members· shufCling back and forth from the bar. As mentioned. each purchase must be made personally. therefore. unless everyone can be e n• couraged to drink at precisely the same rate. the smaller size cup is going to increase the number of in• terruptions to a group event. SECONDARY COST In addition to the direct cost of reducing beverage sizes, the students will inevitably be asked to pick up an mdrect cost. Ultimately the negative impact of deteriorating service and <'Onvenience will result m reduced patronage of the Union Square and an mcreased subsidy from 128 funds. which student rep• resentatives will be asked to ap• prove Campaigners coming Ted Mondale, son of OemO<'ratic candidate Walter Mondale . ._.;u be on campus today from 12:30 to 2 pm. in the Union Bazaar. Mondale will speak about the presidential campaign and hold a questionanswer session. WRITERS ************ Campaign officials for Kenosha Mayoral candidate Bill Pocan will be al the Mondale forum to answer questions concerning their candidate. and show their support for Walter Mondale. 2! ~ ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ ..... ~ ,. '(ll • • • ~ ~ ~ 00 ~ ~ > z 0 ~ ~ ·- ~ 0 ~ ..... ~ ~ ~ = ~ t:" ..... 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Ranger reserves ,,,. right lo relu•• letters conloining lolse and dtfomo lory ton~nt. fre§ident. vice president 1 Peterson, Johnson new PSGA officers bv Jennie Tunkieicz · News Editor When the final PSGA ballots had t,een counted and totaled, Scott Peterson and Paul Johnson came out on the top. Peterson won the presi• denllal election by 132 votes; John• soo won the vice president election by 160 votes. ~he two new ~ecu• tM officers will be sworn m tonight at the inaugeration ceremony at 8 p.m in Union 104. Scott Peterson Three years ago. Scott Peterson mo\ed with his family to Kenosha rrom Kansas City. " I figured I would go to Parkside for a year and then go to a bigger school some- whert> I didn't get involved in any• thing on campus my first year and I didn't like it:· Peterson decided to stick it out al P,trk:-ide for another year and he itot involved in cheerleading. then la5l ~pnng he joined the Senate :'\ow Peterson is in his third year at Parkside. and he loves it. lie decided initially to get in• \·ohed m student government be• rau,l' he is a political science maJOr. ''I thought it would be good expenenre. You·ve got to start somewhere 1f you plan on gomg into politics," he said. Hi, friends began urging him to rons1der running for PSGA pres1- dent,Y- m the future. •'People tarted telling me, "Scott, next year that \\tU be you running for presi• dent" and 1 said "No way!" I didn't thank that I could ever really do 11 But I did keep the idea in the batk of my mind. I think I really det'1ded to run for president last Ml during the elections. I was one ot the senior senators by then ber:iuse so many people had dropped out I had also b<>come Senate ProTemporc, the top spot m thl' $(-n~ ate I felt I had the experience and that I <·ould do a lot for the orgam• zation as President " Intense campaigning and good organizatwn are the faclOI'$ that P!!terson attributes to his elet·tton sue<·ess Peterson said he looked back ti former PSGA president Jim Krueser·s campaign strategies The pre<ident said that he worked so hard rampa1gning that he was sick for several days after the elecllon "The last week of campaign• mg was the roughest week of my llfe The polls were open 22 hours and I was out there practically the \\h,,le time walking and talking to people and shaking hands. But ii "'as worth 1t. ,t paid orr." Smee Peterson made his d1..>c1s1on to run for president in the fall, he was able to prepare his campaign strategy and to organize "I kne" 11,hat I was gomg to run on and how to campaign The new president is still in ho(-k over his victory. " It really didn't hit me until break. I JU;;t hope I can do a good job for every- one .. lurn1?er photo b\ &b Kiesling The ne,, PS(~ \ president and , it·e pr~idcnt arl' S( 011 Pt-ter.nn (le(ll and Paul John,on. sary time If the) are not. then the) should get out Thi, as not just a weekly meeting. it 1~ much more and tht'rc b a lot to do. I also bope to see more things come out the Senate rather than the cxecuu-. c branch 1n111aling and ongmatmg thmgs." Peter;on ,s , ery enthUSNI about beginning h1, ;,ludent government admm1stra1ton •·rd ltke to thank the Pa:rtside for electmg me pregdent and thank my campaign people "'ho were just great I m G()lDg to ti) my damnest to do a good job wort for the students and rnne Pmside better Paw Johnson vras born and raised m a Slll3ll town m Tennessee He graduated m 1968 from Greenevilie High School Fi\;e da) fter graduation Johnson was sent to fanne Corp boot romp Two of his lour )'e;lJ'S tn the Luincs were spent m \ ,et mi.. nod be wa d charged m 1m Johnson has had \7l!10US 0ttupa uons. as \\ U as a diverse n etnK" background After spending SC\'mll }cars ln food seM<"e managl'fflmt Johnson attended a busmess rollesc and rccetved an ~te d m Business dm1mst.rat1on and Ac- <'OUllting He also obtamed a degree m general bookkeeptng and ac counttng through a ~ndcntt.' course " In lay Im I mamed a -.cry love!~ and understanding )l>U~ ladv he said Barbara Johnson. Paul's wife was elected to the S<.-nate this spring Johnson worked in tol!Struction until 1978 'I.hen be decided to mm to \J;ISCOnSln m search of bettez emplo}ment oppotturuti He reNow Peterson can begin addressing some of the issues he feels very strongly about. The first and foremost issue on Peterson's agenda ts the Union operations and polides " I want to find out what is going on in the Union. who's really makini: the polices? Is it PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board>. or Bill Niebuhr and Carla Stoffle? I feel PUAB can be a very powerful and rl'presentahve body but I just want to see that PUAB does nrr} weight" "Hopefully, 1 would like to be able to sa\'e the pitchers and rarafes. if it's possible. l feel that an} type of proh1b1hon is no "''a}' to solve problems There 1s shit a chance (to keep pitchers and carafes) and I \\-,II work for 1t!" Noniinations available for Teaching Excellence Award Peterson also plans to gel the Senate and other organizations more mvolved in processes with administralton "What I meant by my campaign slogan. "Peterson will stantl up to admmistratton," 1 that ,f therc·s n problem and .1dminbtration L~ not lt~tenmg to us, then I feel other or• ganizahons along -.nth m)self, the vice pre.,ident and senator should meet with .idm1mstrat1on so that we have a strong showmg There are a lot of h ues that others w11l know a lot more about than me and we w,11 work much ~tier together. we will be more effective. If we m1..>et with the administration at one ume. we will ha,e a sho\lo of strength, and show that we are out there and that we car I think if \lC can start domg that It will be a real breakthrough ·• He also wants to hold more meet111gs w,th the adrrunistration m the PSGA ofhre. "Now it IS like we are going to their le\:el, Wee they are above us I think more thmg-. can be accompl!!,hed 1£ we are on the same level •· The spring Senate eltcltons. along with some people who w,11 be appomted to Senate seat~. will nearly fill the Senate. Although Peterson is happy to see a Cull Sen.1te. he hopes that the senators are prepared to fulfill their commitment. "1 hope the new senators know what they are gettmg into and that they are wHbng to put tn the necesThe Teaching Excellence Award Committee is acceptmg nomma- uons for the 1983-84 Teaclung 1-:'I:• cellencc Awards The awards are gh en to two faculty members who have shown outstanding te:iching abtlil) dunl18 the past }ear ;-.;omlD3tion forms will be a\'lltla• ble m the PSG t\ office (WI.LC D13i>. Ral18er Office 1\\1.LC 0139 SOC OHtce IUmon 203 • all dh'lSlon al offices and at the Uruon lnforma uon Desk Students -.,,,11 be able to nominate one facult) member and g,~e their reason for the nomma• tlon Students are limited to one norruoation each AU contmumg full-time members of the facultJ and teaching academic staff are ell g1ble to rece,~e the award The wu1ners or the award an the bst two )e:t.rs \\111 not be considered el1gi'ble to \\1n the award this year In addition to the student nom1• nations, dmsion head will be asked to nomrnate the top ten percent of the faculh· m their di\•· sions. The A\\ards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, \\111 then weigh the dMsion chair's recommenda• lions, along ...,,th the student nominations to determme the a\\-ard wmners. Particularly important to the nonunat.ions. the committee said. IS the rationale behind the nominations. These will be weighed wtth the di-.·1Stonal chair s nomlnation rauonales. Past winners of this award mclu• de Don Kumrmngs U97i). Teresa Peck ( 19i8 • Chong maw Chen Andy Buch:tnan. Jill \\ ~ icl (19781. Tim Bcll (1979). Robert sen Valerie O n and &ott Petr.r F. er fl980I. Oln:er Hay.11rd son The romnutt members \\ II (1981 , \\ayne Johnson (198% be a, 1la le to D) q Keith Y.ani nm, and Wilham lions~ then-um Rieber 0983) The nonunaoon form, ma be Farult) members on this }-eM deposited t the up loclti Awards Committee are \\aynt' nd the librUJ I rn ng ter Johnson Don Kumrrungs \\1Uum omlnauoni "'II b u-allabl Rieber lcha.u and Ketlh \\Md The !aff'h 22 Th dllnc for nomtnJ students on the tomnuttee ar M JO ----------~----~~~~~~-, i TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD 1 I NOMINATION FORM I ll\11 roottnum (ull time members of thr lacult, nd tu bini ac.-adm1 I rtan are c-hg,blr to tt'ttJ\l' au av.ard Thr 'Ill nO<'n of tbf' ·"•rd D t '° I ... It\\ o , ears "lll nol be ron df'ttd dit\blf' to " n the I H rd I l'\ommtt ---------------------1 1•~ '" '°""""""' ---------------1 '--------- ----1 I I '-- ------------, '--------------, I · I I I 1----------- - -, 1,u,dent ~ame ---------------- ----1 11 D. :--.umber __________________ _ I I Th~ form nm be deposited at an, of tb~ follo\\ Ina lonuons The PSGAJI Offitt I\\ Ll.C D13il, Rallf,tt Offttt \\\ LI.C Dl291. SOC OffiN, Unloa JI I an dl\isionat om~. tbe Union lnfomuiuoa Dest and lllr IJbran l.r»11 t.:.::: __________________ J Tllanday. Mardi !%, 1984 Buenker-PhilliP.s, Scoon PSGA executives leave office satisfied After torught's anaugurauon of ne'A officers. Jeanne Buenker-~llips and Mae Scoon will no k>nger be PSCA president and \ice presadent but they \!!ill tea, e office feeling confident that th~ accomplished somethmg dunng their terms If tor nothing else. th~ both are happy lb.at the recent PSGA election had a real race for the Senate. a nu,ty for Partside"s student £0'.• eminent 1 UUnk ., accomplished something in the sense that we weren t going to ha~ Im than rune people nnmlnc for nine (Senate) sa1ts," ~ Buenker•Pbillips · There were actually 11 people running and there was a contest One of our goals wu to tey to rebulld the Senate so m lhat sense. we accomplished 50methlng •• Scoon said llut during the past )-eM, PSGA has been fared With "a \'CJ'Y unique sitU3tion <on ruM1ng tfb the Senate at les.s than haU ca• p;ldt) at times So bas1cally, our committees are null and \oid, and also we have a ~cry )oung Senate ' The new Sen:ite, which takes ~er tomgbt, has inexpenenre its mo t common denominator Al· ll105t all of the senators are nl!\\ to PSGA and the remainder ha\"e less than su months of .senatonal expenence The ineJ:penentt of the sen.ltors brings about man}' problems. ' They don't reahze ~-here the power actually lies," said Scoon ' Someone needs to tell them the power does lie In the Senate, not Vilth the ex«uU\-e board " Major disappoiatnwats Buenker•Phillips and Scoon were a ed what their 11UJ0r disappoint• ment m office was, and the Senate mexpcnence agam came up Scoon otcd " the lack of quality productl\11) from the Senate" as hlS llU.)Or disappointment .. ~ are a lot of assues that we ha~e brought up to the Senate that need to be taken care of These Just v.ere not done.," S.-:oon pointed out that he and the president had to mate the mJ• wti~e to bring ISSI.K'S to the forefront • We had to do melhing about the issues, and v.e shouldn't ha\·e had to ha~e done an)-thing That's what the problem 1s with the )"OUDg Senate-the)· Just don't take the horse by the re111s and get things done." he said. Buenker-Phillips said that her major disappomtment as that a cor• porate sponsorship policy still is not completed There is currently a policy draft, she said, but " I would ha\-e liked to see that done before I got out of office •· Finalization of a corporate sponsorship policy must come before the PSGA Senate first so they both think a policy Yt-On't be completed untal the end of the semester. ''Originally, we bad hoped that at would get done the ~nru.ng of this mester.'' said Buenker•Phil· lips The corporate sponsorship 1SSUe may be the last tSSue the Phillips• Scoon dmuustralion d1rcclly addressed as PSGA execul!\-es Scoon talked to Chancellor Alan Gustin last week about the \\11K' tastmg ~ent that was held Sunday Scoon said he poull<'d out ty the dlancellor llut the program as:ioasi• ,:ally corporate sponsorship \\1th an alcoholic producer and g1, mg nway free samples, and that"s something that students ha\'e not been allowed to do "(The rhancelior) adnutted that students v.-ere being kind or slight• ed on this and that these programs hould be held the same (He) said that '11:e do ha,e to hold things equal for C\er}body on rarnpu:; bec-ause lhe campus is made up of more than one group and what's good for one bas to be ~ood for lhe other," said Scoon "lGuslun) was \el') recepli\'C and he offered some solutions and he promised that C\'erytlung v.ould be equal for ever}·body," said Scoon " I lecl that T couldn't ask for an)• thing more than tliat. PSG A aad lbe adm.uu,;tration Both PSGA \'elerans feel that the student go\:ernment-administrauoo relationship lS good ··contrary to some of the candidates' romp:ugru , 1 feel as though "e have a good rebuonship Ob\·1ou I) the admmistrauon is going to Y.-ant certain things done and the) ·re gOJng to say the} want these done. but they ha,e all~ed for us to negotiate with them and to find out what the FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE SC)PIIC))ICtRl~S/.J t·:\IORS \\ ill , ou nt•t·d finaru·ial a ...... i,tant·t· to <·ontiiuu· <·nllt·gt' "! II ,our C,P \ j .. 3.:\ or highc•r. und )OIi ar.• :1 math. .. rwnrc' or c•n1,!i1w,•ring nmjur. )OU 1'nuhf quulif) lo r.·•·••1"• :--1000 1wr 1111111th .. ,•h11h1r .. hip. Call toll frpc- 1-800-:? 1 12-1 :ih•). Ranl(er photo h~ Todd Herb,t 1.t•a,ini: r,(i .\', prr,1dl·m) and ,it-e pre,1dent·) are Jeanne Buenl..er• Phllhp~ aod \hl.e ~roon student,; want before actually having anything unplement<'d " Scoon said, ··They w.ten to us and take us senously. They'\·e been more than cooperah\e, They've lle'\·er really hidden anything from us l'\'e been really pleased .. deal• ang \\1th them." United Council The Parkside student body voted an tbas election against UW-P rem~uning a paid partner of Umted Council. the state-\\1de student lobbying group, and both Buenker• Phillips and Scoon are unsure if PSGA ",U e\·er return 1t.s member• ship. "'There"s always that pos;1bil• 1tJ," said Buenk.er-Phillip~. "Under the new president and \lCe presi• dent. I kind of doubt we'll see that (returrungl becau$C they"re more mtere,"ted m focu:;inl! on Parksa• de " "'l campaigned bard against Uruted Counc1l," said Scoon. "At fll"St I thou!!hl 1t was a good organi• zauon 1 thi.nlt at does ha\'e its problem:;. If the time does come, I can see 1t being a useful orgarui.ation for both Parkside and for the stu• dents or the UW S\'~tem " Sroon also said ·that terhnirally, PSGA 1s obligated to run a referen• dum on Parksade's Unned Counr1l memberstnp at lea:.t once e,·ery two years, so "1t could be on the ballot ai:am next fall af the Senate so \\ishes to \'ote that way. The Senate can put anything they want on the ballot ju.st a:. loni: as they get a two-thirds vote, and then ll goes up for a referendum They can do 1t ~ery :.emester 1f they want to. · Student Orgalllzation Council One of the issues the outgomg of• firers recently broul!hl to the attention of the Senate 1s the problems Wlth the PSGA-SOC (Student Orgamutaon Councall relationship. SOC as a subromm1ttee of PSGA and 1s contemplating a~kmg for major student organization status. Buenker-Ph1llips explained that the current problem is the long process that tS involved in some of SOC bUSJness. SOC's Budget and Review Committee <B & RC) acts on something. passes it to SOC as a whole, wluch then forwards at to the PSGA Senate. This process sometimes takes a long time, and such business taltes a lot of PSGA Senate meeting lime. "<B & RC) does a lot of reallocations for projects, things the Senate doesn 't know much about. So they'll come to us to approve them- -all these separate motions-and the Senate asks questions, but even if •SOC vice chairman) Dan Galbraith explains these things to them, they really don't know what"s going on." "The problem,'' said Scoon, " is that their tSOC's) minutes are filled with other things the Senate doesn·t want to pass. So it's really difficult because you have to mo• lion line by line (instead of passing the entire minutes)." "Right now," said Scoon, " SOC is running fairly well and we think they're going quite smoothly, and I think it's time for a lillle more autonomy for them. The old rules-the rules that were passed maybe two years ago-need updating .. .it would streamline thmgs. li things start really going bad with the way budgeting is over there. PSGA will hear about 1t and we can easily step in and change things with additional rules. But that ·s something the Senate doesn't want to do-imposed our will on SOC. "What we've done is ask (them) to propose some way of eliminating us approving line by line all these budget transfers and that, because 1t it's going to be their organization they' re going to have some way of organ.wng it and running it themselves a little bit more and they • RANGE)\ --. shouldn't have to wait for the Senate to impose rules on them." "All the other committees," said Scoon, "when they want to change their c_ommitt~ structure, proP<>st a rule an committee, pass it in com. mitlee and then bring it to the Sen. ale, and have the Senate approve ,t that way. That's the same thmg SOC should be doing. SOC should be proposing their own rules to run their own organization, bring thm to the Senate ... and have it deb.ited on the Senate floor." "SOC has this real problem with the Senate," said Buenker-Phillips "Many members of SOC see the Senate as this big ogre or something telling them what lo do and what they can·t do. I think by k-t• ting them change their rules and then come to the Senate, they'd be involved in the process and 11 wouldn't be as hard as if we said 'Here, these are your new rules and live by them.'" The Senate reputation Scoon said, "Everybody points their finger at the Senate. but real!) the Senate isn't as bad as evl'I) body makes 1t sound. Even though we are a small body and w1• al'i' having our problems, we try to work peacefully with all the organ,. zations on campus. It's ju t th.it sometimes it ·s easy to point a hn ger and say 'll 's the Senatt•'s fault."' Their PSGA backgroundi Buenker-Phillips mtemed to the PSGA Senate in June 1982 and spent one year as a senator, dunng which time she was ass1Stant pro tempore, pro tempore and women's affairs director for United Council She resigned from the Senate because she "didn't see the Sen.ite working as it should be and at was really hard to get anything accomplished. I just got frustrated, so I thought the best thing to do was to get out." She later ran for the presadeocy but was unsuccessful. Phil Pogr~b. was elected president and &otin was elected vice president After Pogreba suffered a serious autom• bile accident last September, !koon _ moved up to the presiden<·y and named Buenker-Phillips his v1rr president. They have smee switched jobs. Scoon joined the PSGA Serott• three years ago and served 3!i ,,. sistant pro tempore before being elected vice president. He also served as a student justice and Academic Affairs committee chauman Saying "good-b)e" Leaving office, said Scoon, · is sort of sad, but then again it"s llltlt for a change. It"s like with tht chancellor-you can stay 111rnhed with one place for so long. then yoa start getting sort of stagnant. " It"s nice to be influential Wltb what happens on campus," s.iid Scoon. "What you think you rt doing is good, you hope that m tht long run it does turn out to bt good. It'll be nice to come back Ill three or four years and see. ll};t bow the new vice chancellor IS doing or how the new adntlssaons policy will be doing. There's llung5 like that. Whether what we\·e doot here in our past year has rellll' been any good for the campus or not. I think that'll be the rna.iM test." • RANGER -- Club Events - Veterans Organization The Vefs Organization is having 3 meeting on Monday, March 6 at 1 pm in the Career Resource Center. They will discuss and plan the Second Annual Vets· Run. The profits for this year's run will be donated to the Child Care Center on campus, Muscular Dystrophy and to the Disabled Vets' organiza1ton. Volunteers are needed, and vou don't have to be a vet to help. Come to the meeting and pledge }Our support. Dart Team The UW-P Dart Team will meet tomorrow, Friday, March 23, in the Rl>r Center al I p.m. All members interested in qualifying for the tournament against Lacrosse must :ittend Remember. next week is the tournament. They will also be finalizing plans tor the TR Ill, which will also be held next week. and will be plannml( their next event. the Great Ste,1kout II· The Beginning of the End New members, as always, are 1H•lrome. ISO The International Student Organ1zatwn I ISO1 will hold a meeting on F11dJy. :'\larch 23 at noon in Union 206 They will discuss ISO's April 20 elert1ons Offices open for nominations in1·lude President. Senior and Junior Vice Presidents. Seuetary and Tn•Jsurer. ASPA \ntem-.:in Society for Personnel Alfn11na~trators I ASPA l will be holding a meeting on Wednesday, \pnl 4 at I p m in Molinaro 112 The National ASPA Con\'ent1on and PlltA dinners are a few of the ~ubJC('ts to be discussed at this meet- mg On ~1onday, March 26 at 5 pm. 1n :'\1olinaro 112, Jo Ann Goodyear, Career Planning and Placement Director, will speak on the topic of the Resume and Interview Critique. Students for the Na tional Unity Pa rty The Students for the National {!nity Party will hold an organizational meeting on Wednesday. March 28 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. PAC Parkside Association of C.ommunicators /PACI Ytill meet on Wednesday. April 11 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 109. The film entiUed "Computers and the Future" W1U be shown - don't miss this block• buster film! A Brewer Tailgate Trip is scheduled for !\lay 6. Communication majors and interested others should contact Natalie Haberman for more details concerning this fun-filled, action-packed event You won't want to miss it 1 Pogreba • i,nproves Ex-PSGA President Phil Pogrcba's ('ond111on ha:.. recently 1mpro\·• ed. Pogreha suffered numerou; mjunes and bram damage from I\ Sept. 17 automobile 3("{'1dcnt Pogreba ha.-. been mo~ ed to a !ope<:1al reh.ib11.Jtation center U\ LaCro~se. His sister .said that heh no longer comatose. although he still docs not mo\'e or respond to vas1- tors. His e}e:. do mo\c.;md his e)CS seem more alert There 1s ·1111 a great deal of pressure on his brain and his doctors hope to perform surgery soon to relil'\·e the pres sure The doctors 1(1\'C the surgCI") a 25% chance of helping him improve, but they do not specif) how much that impro\ement ma) be. Parkside receives $ More than $500,000 in gifts anc. grants supporting Parkside student llnannal aid, scholarships and re- search activities was accepted \farrh !I by the UW System Board of Regents The Regents accepted $20,000 from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA> in upport of a Parkside student res~rch proJect at NASA ·s Ames Vestibular Research Center in Mof• fet Field, Cal. Danit.'I M. Eggert. or Kenosha, a P.1r~1de senior majonng in engineering technology, is spending sev• eral months at the Ames facility working on sophisticated equip• ment that performs space-related mo11on sickness experiments. Eggert's research, which is being monitored by Paoo1de adjunct professor of engineering te<"hnology William Stamets. involves participating in the design, analys1,; and te~hng of a linear accelerator and a centrifuge, both of \\hu~h "-111 be used e\'entuaU}' to C\'Dluate the e!- kcl~ of certain kinds of mollon on squirrel,monke}s and rats dunng a flight m space Some a:.tron.iuts expencncc nausea and \om1hng dunng .space flight and Eggert's research Is designed to help isolate the kinds of persons be~t suited to space flight Also ac-cepted by the R~cnts W:1$ $487.15i from the federal Department of Educauon·s Pell Grant Program for student financial aid The Regent, attepted $500 from multiple donor.; for Park.~ide's Center for Survey and Marketing Research, a total or $1,485 from m~- tiple donors for the James E McKeown, Science OiVL>JOn Faculty and Alumru Annual Fund :,eholarship~. and $90 from mulUple donors for a Park~1de readmg forum s Thurscla}. larch %2, I j Political party organizes b) Patti Brad and Dr. Virgi.aua Burl.iagame A ne" polilll-al party, the National Unit>· Party (:".UP), was Conned on ~ 4. 1984 m the W1srolbln Room at the National 4-H Center in Washington DC Principles and b)- laws Yt'Cre adopted and officer, were elected b\ the 76 men and women who a~"ffl!bled from 3? statei; and the Di.stnc:t of Columbia John B Anderson. 1980 PrCQdffltial candidate and former Congn!SSman from llhnob, was elected chairperson The part) 's nc:rt wk is to gam ballot status as a new part)' m ten st.ates tand then morel in order to quabfy legall> under the F t.'dcral Elet'tions Commis.'10ff guidelines Herc m Wisconsin the task 11011. 1s to or1r.1,n11e the new pohbftal party on a i:ras., root:, le\'el and also to acqwre the nettss:uJ signatures lo gain ballot status The filing date is June I 1984, and the partJ's national comenllon v.111 be soon after Why th1, mO\e no\\? B«'.ause m11.Uons of Alllt'ncan~ are disillu ,1oned, distrustful, cynical apa• theuc and alienated about the present ineffecti\e tv.o-party system A good article on this point What Ot n.tl,I I 81 n C tl k n \\I • ·31 (tt ~em The Quiet COfTl)rlllY can be found m P •• Political eoce, Fall 1983 I>} Dr Ted Lcni1 (p 699 Dr l.oWJ dJSCUSSO the ftlll(' 111)1hs of the lV.'0-partJ S)~ Another good ~ oa the subjttt D.md Broder s book, TIie Pan, 's Chu. The fact that 47 of Amen ran did NOT \'Ote to the last prcsi denwl cla'tJon gn-es proof to the eledorate s apath) and rt'Ut'at l p IS aunmg .. , obtaining p.mr status for the 1984 presidential ~ t1on as an altematne part) to the present Oemocrauc and Republi can p:uties The first ~ meeting will be bcld on Wedncsda) March 18 at I p m m lhuon 104 The purpose of the meeting as to orgarm.e and plan part) strateg1 Establis.lung a third politlt'al party v.1U gl\ c udenti the opportunitJ to gJ\C thetr input on the futUl'e or Amerira The National Unit) Party tbcrefore ded:1res their commitment to these pnnaples \\ e behe, e America needs a party v.1lling to ronduct g(1\ m,- ment in a r1nanoall) respomrbJe \\'3Y to coupling C\"erf pr0gr2m v.1th a speoficafion of appropriate ancf.:;adcquate fUDding \\ e beheve America need a ~ ronmutted to human righ now? here and abro:Mi Y.e are con I ted to tht- clinunauon ot docnnu mtlon m t"lier) aspttt oJ life nd t tbe pubb poltn~ n ry lo ~ this goal \\ e bchC\ e Amma need 11 pmJ of pnnnple to rtt.St4bb the confidence r the Amcrlcm pcopk m theu go\ ttruru!Dt The J)2rt must be ~ roll'IP,l1~rut and rcsponsl\"C to !ht- nfflh of llMpO<Jf and dis.ct\~ - 111hktt includes not ocl> poUd for nonuc $(.'('UJll) but to msure t'QU,11 acttSS lO qualitJ eduaaUon \\e belte\e Amff10 need pan, dedicated to I.akin« the nd m accq,tsng the clisaptille of II ~ emironmcnbl ethlt- and to poblic polides dedicnt.ed to the fi liDIM>n of that goal \\ e behC\ e Amerka n part) undaunted b) the cm of worting .-tlh U tnt .oClct) lll1thout bct'oming mortgaged to any U )'OU h:n e art) qucstJom or need more inrormauon about being a pm of this effort to Ot'g.11UlC the National Uruty Part) 1n the at of W 1sconsln pl conuct lvenen 639 2070 or Patti Bnld 632 2%01 oc attffld th mcrti on \\ ed~) ftemoon \\I'" I ~ on ,mpu Apr I _.,h t p n 1 Placl'ment 011 r -'" I A tough act to follow gn up to n Int, r~ C\'1, 6 Tbursda), Mareb 22, 198-4 Danish art displayed Paintings and dra\\1ngs b)i Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, a Danish-born art1st whose e\OC3ll\e worts ba\e been exhibited ln many places around the U S • ~ ill be on display through Thursda)', !\pnl S In the CommuniratlOfl Arts Gal~ H.irper will present a slide-ii• lustrated lecture on her •wk at 2 p m on Thursday. March 22 1n the g;illery The lecture is free and open to the public Regular plier) hours are from 1 to 6 p.m loruby through Thurs- <b, in ddltion the g:illcry ls open from 7 to 10 p m Tuesda) and V.ednesdlly AdrtllSSlon Is free H rper worts graphic nrtlst f r the 1tlv.-aukee Public Museum nd the 111\\, ukee \us um of Art for whirh she dCSignS items includmg ~ lcttns lm<brs and ltl,ltaUOns Her painlinp and dra,,,,ngs are diarnctcrlstlcall) hgur:1tM' dwclllOR on the contempl:ili\e They oftffl re brooding and presented m a highly structured format. Harper frequent!) focuses on people 111 her work, some or her still-lifes v.,IJ be In the Parlts1de show Harper. y,1)0 was born m S11keborg Denniart, graduated from the School for Applied Arts m Copen• h:lgen, where she majored in design She bokts a master or fine arts degrtt from the Un1,-eml) of Iowa and a master of arts degree in teachmg from the Um,ersll) or N"° Hampshire. \\here she earned a bachelor's degree m art Her ,i,1>rts ha,-e been exhibtl«I across the U S • including the 1983 Annual 'auonal Ora\\ mg and Small Sculpture ShO\\ m Corpus Christi. Texas Harper's ,,,ort \\On a putcllase award at that show She also has exhibited m the Mid Four Annual Juned Art Exh1b1t1on m Kansas Cit). Mo • the Appalachian Nauonal Drav.,ng Compcuuon m North carolina. and in the Real Surreal and Fantastic shov. m 'c" Yorlt City NEWS BRIEFS $, jobs info The Fmanc12I Aid,. '.\11nontr Student Programs and Job Serv1l·e orfices will ha\·e tables ,et up on the concourse by the bookstore. on larch 26 and 2i from 9 a m. to 4 p m All students arc encouraged to slop by for f1nanc1al and job sel"ire mformat1on Deadhnt• for maxi• mum cons1dcratwn is 1\pnl 15 The Stranger is coming MEMORANDUM March 15, 198~ TO: All UW-Parks1de Employees and Students FROM: Academic Staff D1shngu1shed Service Award Committee Stuart L Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowte Tcoby Gomez Richard Keehn Jeanne Buenker-Ph1lhps SUBJECT: Nom1nat1ons for Academic Staff D1st1ngu1shed Service Award Chancellor Alan Gusk1n has announced that a d,stingu,shed service award of S500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for Exemplary University Serv ce The above named selection committee has been established by the Academ,c Stall Committee to establish criteria. invite nominations and recommend a rec1p1ent to the Chancellor Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for the av.ard he she w II resign from the comm ttee ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academ c staff who hold appointments of 50 t,me or more may be nom nated Those with Joint mstruct1onal/non-mstruct1onal respons1b1litles (spec al sts adJuncts) will be ehg1ble for their non-teaching act1v1t1es A list of those eligible s on the reverse side of the nomination form and available as noted below. Quest ons about el g b l!ty may be d reeled to the chairperson Any member of the UW-Parks de commun ty may nom nate CRITERIA Cr teria w II be espec ally d st ngu shed service which demonstrably benefits the Un1vers ty of W1scons n-Parks de or the campus commun ty. and which exceeds the required performance or h s her normal dut es or JOb respons b1hty at the Un1vers1ty, 1.e., 'above nd beyond the c II of duty Further II 1s expected that such d stingu1shed service would be related to his/her profess onal trn n ng could have been one s gmflcant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary serv ce over the years at UW-Parks de. and could have been performed or ccomphshed on and or off campus PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1 Nom,nat ons should be subm tied on forms available at luf,:;r~;it1on kiosks in the Union and Ma n Place and at the Library Learn ng Center C1rcu1a11u,i Desi( All of the information reQuested on the form must be supplied. 2 Supporting documents tang ble ev dence etc v.ould be appropriate 3 Deadline for nom nations s Monday April 30 1984 4 Persons who are nominated will be notlf ed and given an opportunity to supply add t1ona1 relevant information 5 The rec pent will be announced at the fall convocation Ouest ons may be directed to the Chair Stuart L Rubner ext 2576 ' RANGER !!!! Roundtables readied Wisconsin's Democratic primary and caucus. the personal life of Pre-1dent John F. Kennedy. Central America and Russia are amon~ topics m the spring series or Parks1- de ·s Social Science Roundtables. The free public programs a~e held Mondays at 12: 15 p.m m Union 106. Roundtable subjects, speakers and dates are: • •·The Wisconsin Democratic Presidential Primary and Caucus: How Oo They Work? Whal Do They :\1ean? ;· by Assemblyman Jerfrey A Neubauer CD-Racine> .. a member or the executive committee of the W1!,consin Democratic party. on March 26; _ . • ·•Communication and Socialization: Children Learning to Communicate." by Wendy Leeds Hurwitz of the Parkside communication faculty. on Apnl 2: • "Crisis m Central American: An Ob~rver"s Report." by Wiscon- ~m Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette, who recently returned from Central America. on April 9; • ··Sor1al Wetrare Spending: Too Much or Too Little?:· by UW-Madison economics profe.,;sor Ro~rt Lampman, former director of the Institute for Research on Poverty, on Apnl 16; • "John F. Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter?.'' b~ Parkside history professor Thoma~ Reeves, the author of books on se-,•. era! U.S. presidents and a recent widely-praised book on Sen Joseph McCarthy. on April 23. Reevel; wa, recently granted a sabbatical dunng the 1984-85 academic year to trare the evolution or Kenned}·'s thoughts about communist theory, Soviet imperialism and dom~tir subversion from JFK·s college days to his assassination, • " Impressions on the USSR," b~ Oliver Hayward o( the Parkside history faculty, who 1s directing the Parkside Soviet Seminar in Rus.,13 during March, on April 30 The Roundtable series 1s ro chaired by political science proft>S sor Kenneth Hoover and econom1{"s professor Norman Cloutier and 15 sponsored by the Park.side Sooal Science Division and the ll\\"EX Department of Governmental \f fairs. Tutoring program needs volunteers Volunteer lo tutor! Gain valuable experience! Sharpen your skills! If your grJde point average is at least 2.0. you might want to berome a tutor in a program that is going mto Bradford High m midApril. Initially. the program will be run on two days a week from 7 iQ a.m. lo 2.30 p.m. with tutorml(, for now, being offered m Engh,h Mathematics and Reading, You may volunteer for any part or c,th• er day (Tuesday or Thursday!. Interested persons may contact Thl'I• ma Yarborough, WLLD D175. ext .2575. Physics lectures set Two special Physics Colloquia Will be given on Friday. March 23 by Joe Meyer. president of the American As.,;ociation or Physics Teachers. The first. "Whither Sc1- mce Edut·allon in America" will be at 1 p.m m Greenqu1st 230 The second is a demonstration program titled ··Jnexpens1ve Demonstr:1hons for Introductory Physics:· and "'" be given al 3:30 p.m. in Greenqu1 ;t I 01. Both talks are free and opE'n lo the public. PSGA's new officers Continued from Page 3 was due to his intense t·ampaigmng. ''lam very happy about winning," he said. The first item on Johnson's agenda as vice president is to change the Senate meeting times to Fridays al 1 p m., which he feels \\ill encourage more people to attend meetings. Senate meetings had been held on Thursdays at 8 p.m. ··1 hope to establish better communication between the President the Vice President and the Senate: I also hope to encourage mor~ people lo gel involved in student government. " Johnson said he would also aid president &ott Peterson by helping examine t.:nwn operations. ''The referendum failed by a very narrow margin of 63 vol~ I feel that once we get our 01111 house in order we can then go to United Council with a strong ('Om· mitment." The vice president will al,;o hold an orientation for the new senators "The senators will need to know exactly what to do. It is not an easr job. I don't want people coming in here thinking there is nothing to do-there is a lot," said Johnson Ranger needs writers 0 RA.'iGER AwaY From the Number§ -- The Alarm sounds by John Kovalic Feature Editor Aztec Camera, Big Country and (",en L'2 have been hailed as the ne11•' new wave of British music by mo,t of the fad-crazed English 111u.,1r press. as well as that famous rag. the Rolling 'Where's the Latest Trend?' Stone. Leal'ing U2 aside as a forerunner of the movement, the first albums (rom Aztec Camera and Big Counlr) were a mixed kettle of fish, being not unlike the little girl who had a lillle curl - the high points 11ere e.xcellent, the low points were bomd Which left the door open for a group to prove that the new romantl<'1>m was more than just a brief antithesis to the growing electropop movement. Enter the Alarm. stage left. Hail.mg from Wales. the Alarm first caught the eye of the Ameriran pr~ with one of the best EP's of la,t year A little airplay on MTV and positwe reviews soon followed. bot the success the band enjoyed in Bntam - and that found in Amerira by Big Counlry - was still elu1\e to them on the left side of the .\tlantic If anything will bring them popu1:mty her<'. 'Declaration' will. The Alarm Declaration (IRS) From the 45 sceond opening title track, 'Dedarallon' lays it on the bne •·T.1ke this song of freedom." chants \'ocalist and songwriter Mike Peters. ··and put 11 on and arm }Ourself for the fight " ·Dedarat1on I a rail to arm~ and an affirmahon of the power and enc-rgy of youth. It's hard lo avoid the much used comparisons to the Jam and the ~arly Clash. But the band isn't givmg you a political statement so ~uch as a reminder that we have Just as much say in our lives as any- one else. As the first cut fades, 'Marching On· picks _up wilh an energetic cry. The opening lines again st.ate the Alarm·s philosophy neatly "There's a young boy standmg Stanng at the world/ He can ·1 control his anger/ You can see it in his eyE.'S!'' As well as a declaration of youth, The Alarm gives a warrung to politicians and statesmen. to everyone who believes the young are powerless. "Hear our sound. hear our voice We're growing stronger And we'll go marching on .. Chief songwriters Eddie Macdonald and Mike Peters see m the world a wasteland ''After all lime building upl comes inevitable kn«x'king down· is the cry from one of their UK smgles. and third album track 'Where W~re You Hiding When The Storm Broke'>' which should at least win a gramm) for "Awkward Song Title of 1984" 'Third Light.' the next cut. 1, a song on war m the trad1llon of th<' Jam's 'Little Boy Soldiers· 'Sixty Eight Guns' continue~ the string or po!;t-punk power pop antheni- The song shows more ~trurturc th:rn most of the tracks on side one. while rruuntammg the ideal-; and messages that run throughout the album. The lyrical h1ghpo1nt of the side comes when Pete~ murmurs, "Nothmg last, forever Is nil they seem to tell you when you're younf.\ ... The c-hant of ·we Arc the Light rlos<'S side one, and the rlcfiant, Clubs on CamP.us raw energy of Sh, ,ut to lhe lle\'11' Opens lhe se.-ond s1d,•, "'hic.h works better than the fir.,t f\\hirh tends to come acro:;s as a collection of singles as opposed to an album\ The songs are tighter and 1'"0rk \\ell together, meshing to fonn a ronlinu- ous. structured urut 'Blaze or Glo11' 1 another powerful trac-k. begmnlllg v.1th one of the best lme- on the album It s funny how they shoot \'OU dov.11 v. hen your hand, are held up high " The song, co-v.T1tten by Peters ,1a donald and gullari t Oa\e Sh irp. 1s a \OW that 1f the young are gomg to be beaten they II go down frghtinl! • I'm leamioi ho\\ to hit back and I'm learrun,g how to fieht." . houts Peters 'Tell Me,' "The Deem-er and one-mmute \el'Sion of The 'land follow: and the fmal trad:. Ho\\1- mg Wmd,' ,~ another MacdonaldPeters masterpiece The ,\larm has a great album here, w?urh onl) occastonall) lapses mto the tntenes., the group has ,lullfull} nunaeed to D\-01d A line that OOf1'lf'S lo mind 1s the wonder lull) logical bat in Where \\ ere You Hiding· that states The truth b the Lruth Or the truth I surely a he." What a lt'\elation' <herall. 'Declarat1on· lS exrellent. and 1f there lS an} Justitt m the world thkelyl and 1f radio programmers ham a mod1a1m of rommon ~e (unlike!\ l, the encrg} of the album should n be bla. tang out or ~our radios Listen lo ll A the l)TICS oI Blaze of Glor)· go, \\'hen the na1b are b1ung mto )Our hand and the cross as ht'3\') on )'Our he3rt Nov. JS the time to rl':llh nlake 11 tand A knight at the park Nearly a year ago the halls of P,uks1dc resounded with the dm of armed rombat. Fierce warriors clad in armor were brandishing rnords about and shouting faerre b;ittle mes It may sound as though tht~ was a dangerous time to be a studrnt al Parkside. There was no real danger involved, however: the ' lic·rce warriors" were only engaging m mork combat While the armor was real, the weapons were not This was a demonstration put on by members of the Soriety for Cre-.ittve Anarhronism IS.CA I. The mtn and women. all dressed m me- d1~al and renaissance garb. were memh(>rs of the Milwaukee chapter of the society who had come to Parkside hoping to start a group here While the most visible acllvity was the combat, there were also dtmonstration5 of calligraphy. needlePomt and even bagpipmg. The society had its origins at B.edeley 1n 1965. Its ongmal mem- bl:rs Y,«:re drjlwn primarily frqm the history department The ba,1c precept of the SOClt't} y;as, and ttll is. "to rcercate the Middle Ages and Rena, sanc-e not as the), were but as they $hould ha\C been " That 1s to say, the members onl} recreate those portions of the past that they enJoy. Consequmtly, the current Middle Aees arc free of the plague, the Inqu1s1t1on and smular unpleasantr1e~. To achieve such a complete escape. members ha\'e gone to grt'at lengths to ret·reate bits and pl~ of the past The ~0<"1ety 1~ a nonprof 11 edut·ational organization Costumers. Jeweler~. mu,1caan , vintners, cooks, woodworkers, cal• ligraphers and even armorers all work together to make the Society work. In almost eve11 case. the skills used by these people were ~sed v.ithm the SC.\ Care goes mto evel"J,' detaJI One of the members m Milwauk~ is ao armorer whose work is known throui,?hout the Umted States. indeerl • he makes hb hnng ,elhng armor, swords ;md other m~tal good~ of h1 mak1oi A the S0<'1ety grt'\\ 11 ~cnt from the v.e:st ('()3St to the east coast and then Y.Orked ns wa) m toward the rrudv.est Among its members nre surh writers a Paul Anderson, Kathenne Kurtz and Andre orton Members are drawn from all wa or llfe-lav.1ers. tnrl drhers. professors, students and m the west. a strange preponderanre of computer programmers Th re are also S CA groups m uch places as German) Puerto Rico and Awtralia urpns• lngl), there 1s also a ~1stered group on board the U <: S i'.mut.L The group on campu l'\l'rltuall) moved to Kenosh3 as that was where most of the members resided Some of the members are now interested m getting a group going on campus agam If this sort of thing interests )OU and you would like to know more about Uti.s group there are two numbers that you may call In Kenosha call em Dezoma at 658-2656, m Racme c.-all Rick Gorton at 632-1733 7 Thursdl\, larcll 2%, 19 I Unlversity of Wisconsin Platte ville + See Castles in the Air And learn )Our v.a)' around the "orld • If )OU ha-.e bu11l castles m the air, n~ put the foundauons under them." Study m London for S272S per scmesttt lndudn air fare, resident tumon, field mps, fam1l) ta) \\ th mah Pr rams also m ix-cn-Pro,.enc:c, Franoc Copcnha.gen, Denmark Dublin, Ireland Floren~. Ital) Heidelberg, German) Israel (various locations) Lund, S"cden Puebla, Me:\ico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria ~ville, Spain For runMr anformat1on. "THC or call lnsmutc for tud) Abroad Pr ram Um, erslt) of \\ a on n-PllttC'\ die J \\arncr Hall PlallC'\1lle, \\ 1 on m 53 I 608-342-1726 o fore~n langu c proftoen IS required < RANGER I Once Ober Easv - "Odds" aren't good The Louisiana purchase There are some movies )'OU JUSt n 1 w.itt to get out of 'nlOSe of )'OU •'ho h3\-C ~ now umused th:ll . Against All Odds IS one h flkk can go to the head of the cbss Lcl me put 1l blun~ lt tanks The IK'tlng tnw The plot stinks Can we talk" I.et me stop beating around th bush T111s is not a mo,; • \-OU w nt to uni )"OU I ppen 10 be lnto internal hemon ~"'« On l~ other hand 1f you an: into meanangkss plot twists and mind k SJtu:.uons thtS ma} Just be th• mo\ie you , e w:uted all )"C:lr to set' at s this remake of the cbs Out of the P.ast tn which one had to kl'ep on one s toes to follow the plot llon t bother trymg to fol low the plot here Catch up on that skcp \'OU U be rlUSSlng b~ st.a) mg ow kc all nl ht lr)1ng to hgure out lllih3t In the hedt was gooig on ~t the pomt of the thing wa and wh) ou twl to pend the foe bucks in the ram place Taylor Hackford (emphasis here on the HACKi promised us daf f tnt kind or a mcr.:ie I don't knou I vc n lemons before The 1n:1n who brought you 'An Of fa .,r nd a Gentleman got his 1 z-Ned up so~tien.- Th re this football superst."lr on tht1 grnenc Los Angeles team. see nfortunately JeU Bnd cs \\a! t for th part I've got nothi lllSt J Hv per 5C 1t ]USt Uiat he loots much like a super• joc-k does my pet gi!rb1l. Cbuct,; Onl} I thank Chuck ran act better An)W'a) as Terry cBrulges) rs about to be cut from the team and as he somehow managed to s;pcnd the fantasticill) huge sum that L A IS wont to pay its superstars. he needs some <'aSh Enter James Wood, pla}mg Jake. a buddy out of the pa,t 11.ho ,unts Tel'?) to look ror this girlrntnd of he-. the one who ~es him 50 much he Just h3d to knife him a ft'Yt times in the ~ an a rampant daspla) of affectwn Tulle aboUt )'OUr bad hicti An)'W:l) Jake and Ter?) are soch good fnends that the) simply fed rompelled to set off on a de:nh-de- ()1ng tugb-spet'd ~ through ,our a\eragc southern California uburb dunng rush hour No w 1t Tert') and Jake aren t buddlt'S Jake appe:us to be yes. b) gosh. he's a ienenc Hollyv.ood two-bit ~ng 5ter' Gosh I hope TcrT) realizes thtS Now Tel'T) has to fmd this Jessi• ca person cRachel \\ardl But first he goes to Jessica' mother ;-ho happens to own the ver)' same root• ball team he was locked of( of ~ow What a coincadenre So nm- \\"3). she offers Tel'T) a place on lhe team 1f he stops looking for Jessica But r.,ll} who Ines and breatht for football. doesn t want to gct on the te:im TIil ' Wa). shoclt, horror, ind1gnat.aon He v.ants lo EAR:-. ha pbce For those or you who ha\e not realued the;, Terry 1:. something of a schmuck And off he goe-, southwards to your genenc tropirnl parndase He or course finds J~c:a. he of course falls heoo O\tt heels for her. and they of course spend lht' next fe\\ wcclt tn bed, sJun da\irtg In bed ruruu.ng through tall grass. m bed etc. A quick note· the bedroom :,l'e· ncS are particularly tacky. but they seemed to thnll the high-schoolers an the cro11,i.1 So did the gratwtou:. 1 aolence, 11.htch replal"es the sex later on an the flick. Anyway, Jake sends oft someone el!e to find Terr). Qutl-k quiz! You are a wc:illh} thug Whom do you send to find )Our 1:1rlfrknd and the pre,sumably horribly be-mu~rled jo<ic she Jtbl ran off \\1th? Is at: a) A top-notch antemalt0nal h·rronst trained 1n all fomtS of torture;, a: ssmat.aoo, etc" bl A tubby, friendly football coach, who Jm.l happen~ to be Tl•r• ry\ tubby, fm·ndly football l·03t·h~ You guessed tl And after Terry and Jessiea bh>"' the :.tufrmit out 01 the bte football roa<h, the} ·re on the run again The plot meanders around for a while lilte this J~"Jca and Terry sep;:iratc for oo readily apparent rmson, she runs back to Jad for no rrodily apparent rea:;on Terry tncs to wan her back for no readily apparent reason Luckily for ham, be fails For no readily apparent reason Look, for foe burks at least )OU can bu) the ~ndtra<'k, ~hlt'h m1.'ludes mus,c by Peter Gabnel and Kid Creole. For h\e big ones. you ran also i:et moderately mcbnated U you Still mtcod to catch 'AgaJnsl All Odds,' }OU \\111 probabl} nt't'd to get tnebnated How~er I don't \\ant to baa:. }our opamon I suppose there are some people ~ ho thought that 'Against All Odds' wa~ a tender. senwta\e ~IOI) about human suffermg But I ~ou\dlt"t bet on at b) Dick Oberbruoer (our man in New Orleansl Uoated States history has been made. Two bag deals have been completed in the multi-million dollar industry known as the United States Football League. The New Orleans Breakers are proud owners of 6'3", $6 million Mt.1rcus Dupree - a mama's boy by nature. a football player by nurture. This modem rendition of the Louisiana Purchase has placed mucho bul'kos on untested territory. The Lo., Angeles Express 1s the bank roll to which Brigham Young grad Steve Young ,s attached. He"ll be fed $40 rmllion intravenously 01-er a 43-ycar period. He's the first football pwyer to be guaranteed a payl'herk 1010 the 21st century. !\f31'1C Johnson is the first millionaire athlete of the upcoming millemum. Marcus Dupree is living proof vou don·t need an education to make 1t in bag business. Talent. and an a~ent to negotiate. will suifice. The SO-page novene to which Marcus rubber-stamped his signature w s printed in large. easy-toread letten; In standard newspaper pnnt. this would be a 10 column stor,. !\tan·us 1s a new k.ind of college graduate turned pro. He has Dropout degrees from Oklahoma and :\11ssiss1pp1 State. A precedessor, Hershel Walker. completed school early. too. but he graduated at semester's end. He received a B.S. m Hardship. Marcus never really was an undegraduate Just unemployed He A Week at the Park avoided the rigors of classroc,m work to memorize plays. Sul'h d1SC1- pline makes him a good team Pia) er He will become the pridt- of New Orleans and of Louisiana He wjJl be playing for team orfa(').'lls and fans, the unedll<'ated fannm in upstate Bastrop. and CaJwis He needn't bother attending prachce. He's too big to mess with With shoulders as wade as a church, and the strength, speed and agility of a channel catfish, he has the oat ural ability to raise New Orleans out of the swamps. New Orleanians know history when they see at. Look at the lungs reception he received out•1de tM Superdome. There was a ~•x-pun jazz band. Mayor Dutch Mona! 11,a there. Pretty, skimpy-clad girls waved their porn porns. The ceremooaes transpired on Mardi Gras Saturday. Perfec-1 t,m ing for a perfectly royal tx'CaSIOII The Superdome crown was plafed appropriately on his big head His ex<'ited response wa, an the classic, fill-in-the-blank par,1graplt Continued on Page 9 Spring break • springs events b) Dr. Bill tfor once) Hello, all of ) ou little sunbathers, you I hope that you had a oacc break I had an uneventful one. but I kno"' that things are going lo get better bec:ause rve got the list Utled EVE~TS in front of me. and bo)-o-boy, 1t sure looks like we've got an .action-packed week ahead or us So, v.tthout further ado, I bnng ~ou . A WEEK AT THE PARK ********** Today (!\tarcb 22, there is a slide pr~entahoo lecture at :! p.m in the Communication Arts Gallery bv Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of the ~t1iwaultee Public Museum and the UW-M1l\\aukee Museum of Art The proi,-am is free and open to the public The fflO\ie "Chariots of Fire" ~1~ be shown at 3.30 p.m in the Union Cine11U1. The movie is rated PG and runs for 124 minutes. Ad· mission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest Sponsored by P AB. Another slide presentation, "Sons of Moon: Ethno-Astronomy and Ritual in Africa," by Pro£. Deidre LaPm of the University of Arkansas. will he shown at 7:30 p.m in Moln. 107. The program is open lo the public at no charge. On Friday. March 23, they will once agam show that Academyaward winning flock, "Chariots or Fire" at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. . Sunday, March 25 brings to the silver screen "Ali: Fear Eats the ~ul." It will be presented at 2 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film Series. "Chariots of ~ire" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. m the Uoaon Cinema. Tuesday, March 27: yes. that hlm classic that we've all been wailing for, "Godzilla vs. The Thillg." will be shown at 7 p.m. in the UnJOD Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 90 minutes. Admission b fret sponsored by those friendly folks at PAB. On Wednesday, March 28. lht PAB Coffeehouse features the Kirn and Reggie Harris Group from noon to 2 p.m. and again from I p.m . to 10 p.m. in the Union Baza,lr Area. Admission is free. A seminar entitled, "Wome• •• Men Supervisors and Their s«tttaries," by Prof. Anne Statham will be presented at noon on wec1nesdJ)· in Union 106. The program is fret and open to the public. A Poetry Reading Discussion will be held at 1 p.m. in the wU,C Overlook Lounge by Cary Water man of Minnesota. The e\'elll 15 free and open to the- public. 0 AwaY- From the Numbers Milwaukee calling! by Jeff Leisgang E\'en though the Violent Femmes debut album has been out ,inre last year, I think they deserve ft'('Ogmtion anyway for several rea- ,on,. First of all. it's a damn good rerord that's full of garage band fire, humor and intelligence. Second, these guys are from Milwaukee! \\bo could have guessed that anything as exciting and original as this rould have come from Brew Town? Third, they are getting a lot of critiral attention and have been reviewed fa\'orably in magazines like Rolhng Stone and Musician. They also ha,e Just come back after having loured Europe. I saw them at Milwaukee's Papagaw mghtrlub back in September and saw that something new was happening. They have been labled arouslll'·punk and other such tags by mlics Though this isn't a bad dl':;4'riphon. the Femmes are bas1- rally roi:k-n-roll with an unpretentious freshne-s to their sound Gordon Gano. the lead smgersongwnter and guitarist or the group, uses an acoustic guitar almost as frequently as an electric. He may not be an Eric Clapton on the guitar, but he knows rh}1hm and his playing varies from the chaotic to the melodic. Brian Ritchie plays a big acoustic bass most of the time, and occasionally electric bass. His playing weaves in and out of Gano's more simple guitar work almost like a lead player Last but not least is Victor Delorenzo, the drummer who plays mostly on a snare drum while standing up. Occasionally he'll put what looks like a large bucket that he calls a trancephone over his snare and beat on that for a while. No, this isn't the Stray Cats. Delorenzo is a jazz student who uses a variety of brushes and sticks to give his drumming a loose, 1mpronsalional feel at times, and a steady 4 4 beat at others. Gordon Gano's \'Oic·e should be considered as important an instrument as his guitar, 1f not more Though his singing may seem out of lune at times. his voice IS actuall)· what nails these songs down The Femmes have been compared to such influential bands as Lou Reed and the Veh·et Underground and Jonathan Richman and th«.' Modern Lovers for obvious reason . Services Offered BOSTO~ MARATIIOS, Apnl 16. Hotel packages and airline space still available. 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AR.\JY RESER\'E BE ALL YOU CA'.', BE. but their sound 1s entireh thetr own The luMy thin;: as the album is so spare of studio gmmu · and poli~h that 1t makes C\('JJ1hlng else you listen to ~ound too commettial. at least lor a \\ hik' One more refreshing note 1 Gano's l)ncs themsel\es He le:i\-es politJcs up to the pol1t1nans Hi ,ong~ deal maml) \\1th brokeo rela· t1onsh1ps and general angst \\1th a fair dose of tnsolence thrown in for good mea..-ure Perhaps best of all IS the fact that )'OU don I need your ~~rel dl'\.'Oder nng to dCC'lpber these songs ' I aln t no Al C.pone," Gano croons, but he doesn t pull any plln<'hes either All m all I guess )-OU t3n tcll I rather like this rerord After all 11 Just good, psJdlohc fun Once Ober Easy------------- Coaliaued from Page 8 rreated to aid superstars in handling newly acquired superstar stalus ''I'm exrited about being in lMME OF CITY), and I'm excited about bemg a <TEAM NlCK- :-,;AMl-:1. As far as l'Oach 1SO AND SOI 1s c·onl'erned. the first t1m(' I met him I fell hke I knew him a)I my hie." Rig deal Quartt•rback Steve Young has a 1·ollege dt-grce m Quarterba('king Like Marcus. Steve has finished ~hoobng Like Marcus. Steve now holds a professional pos1hon Like M.ircus, Steve has become a m1tllonatre for doing great thmgs with a football Unbke :\larcu~. Steve ha~ broken se,;eral collegiate records. Unlike Marcus, Steve has a 43 year contract Unhke Man-us, Steve 1s a left h.inded Monnon from Utah Mormon? Steve Young? .. Brigh- nm Young! What a roinc·1denre How un• earthly What kind of power does this man possess? Can he lead a team to the top of the mountam? The express has him l'O\ered through the year 2027 to find out Perhaps they see him 11~ a guiding light H1 tory tells us that Brigham Young was a great v1s1onary, a good field leader and a ldtie With such heavenly ('Ontract for an untested pro, Steve 1s keepmg an eye on his favorite receiver the Mormon Chur('h. It should make out fantastically on the deal Like his namesake, Steve has. made a long term comnutment. He must play football in Lo,, Ani:dcs until he's 65 Then he can t•ollect Social Security. Brigham preached the faith until his very end But he never got a pension Steve's record-breakmg carl.>er gave him godhke strength m rontrnct negotiations. lits conn«uon with higher places puts L A in a priestly pos1t1on. They rnn lose their d1\·1s1on and sltll come out on top You can almo,t '-t.'t' the halo above his hdnll't Ste\e 1s the ('IDbod1ment of Brigham Young an shoulder pads U be docsn t make the record books, tus contract sure Y.111 Big deal It's mte to know these )'OU men ha\e thclr place in histor) We'r(' \\ltness to the fact that nowad3) , h1 tory makers are money makers The USFL 1w assured nseU a page m the books \\1th the 1d WI mll!Jon:ures aren t one in milliOn JUst C\ CC) rouple of \I, t n.nda • Mattia Z%. 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Tilt;Rt: PI.A'\ERS Call 637 at St ~ OnimJey 111A..,xs PARKSJDt. ltuck: TUA. ,'KS TO • 10 studcn• "' \'Oted for me, On!} ~ I t at least of the ud t bod) had .. •• - --- --------- - ------ Wrestling • Season ends with five All-Amer1cans "'Palll Rodi The Parkside wresthng team mpleted 1ts most successful seaml week b} crov.nlng fh e dif • rercnt All Americans In the CAA IJ and NAIA nauonal towmments E ming All-American honors In the NCAA n was 167 pounder Todd ., de who mt an 0\-ertime d on to th C\'t!fltu.al nation.al dl:mtpion DJ\ Comem:m of Soutb Dakota Stat Unh t) by the Stare o! 3-3 OT 41 Earning All-Amman h~ no t th<' AlA ch:unpj(>mhips I« <9l~r Puml 11!-ltoppr PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 • - 4:111 PIii • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully e Malted MIik Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Sllces • Peanut Butt~ Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppem,lnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Minh • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscofch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolatt- Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Pe-anuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt ~me Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole Week of Morch 26 25% OFF Chocolate Matted Balls 1.1oere 126 pounder IWke Vania, Matt Kluge at 134 lbs., Mike Winter at 142 and li7 pounder Ted Keyes. Cairung the most AU-Amencans Che) tn one season an the team's history, the Rangers ~ nu• mcrous team records, the most ampressn e being thffl" 13 wins, two losses in dual met'l action These \1ien! highlighted "1th wins over Big Ten Indiana Um~erstt) and the Unn ersll) of 'otre Dame The trom !so established a record 320 individual rtns Th£') al.so showed gre:it SUttCSS from their feat b) recording rerord 748 t.akedo\\ns The ~ers finished the ) r m trad1Uon b) ftrushing runlh ln the AIA national tournammL This \\ the ninth year ln the past 1! tlut the Rangers larushed among the top ten teams In the nauon lndMduaJ Season Highlights: Seruor Mike \'ania clooed out his brilliant collegiate wrestling career b} earrung All-American honors for the fourth COnst't"Uth c year He },'runt ru\\ 11 to rl: Jad, I>annu, Tom Kit-dunk .. Jeril Grou•r, D_an t:tall ~n~ :\1ark Uube). . :\hddl,• ro\\. Coarh Jim Koi·h, \Ilk<' \tud,crhc•i~e. Jon \1ankowsk,. \like \ania, Mall Klu)!t'. (,aJ) :\Ian chlc\ed this honor by placing fourth tn the 1984 NAIA ·auonals at 126 pounds dh \hkt \\inh•r and ,tudenl a"1,tan1 Dan \\inter. . Ba; k ro\\ Bnan °Jrl'I.. 1 odd Yd!', Tt'd Kl'~I',, \lark Peter;oo. Don \ erBruJ!~en. Chm Oi{'k,on. and Paul \'anaa finished the season with a 4&-8 record and ended hts career with an o\'erall rerord of ISi-29 In ndd1uon lo becorrung an All-Amencan Vama recehed . e\'er.tl other honor this season He established a new Parkside record for most wins in a st'ason by a sauor with 45 wins Of his eight losses, five were to other AII-Amencans \'arua led the team Wlth 80 near falls and 65 escapes He was second on the team wtth 12 pins. \'anaa won five indi\idual tourD3• ment champ1onsh1ps during the .son and for the serond )ear in a roy; \\~ selected as "Oul.SU&nd~ \\ rest1er·· at the prestigious Whea• ton Invitational, a twenty-team meet He wa.~ scl«ted by his teammates ns ro-nptain of the 1983-84 squad \'am.a \\11.$ al50 selected as the team·s most valuable wrestler and most 1nsplrational iau Kluge. a seinor. earned All• Amencan \\TesUing booors in the 134 pound weight etas~ He earned these honors by pl.acing fifth m the NAIA National Wre;tling Cham· pionshtps held at Central State Uru- \; ersi tJ in Edmond. Okl:iboma Kluge lost a close S--2 dec1S1on to Roth Cb) Holl.) from Adams St.ate of Colorado m the semi-finals. Holly "'ent on to v.in the national eham· p1onsh1p. and Kluge \\TNlcd baek to defeat Mike Nel.;on of Southern Oregon C.ollege 7-3, to earn the firth place medal Earning AII-Amenean honor!' l'llpped Klugc's eareer at Park.~idc, where he compiled a three season record of 80-ZH. Kluge finished h15 season record at 40-12-1. Highlight;; of Kluge·~ season mduded wmmng champ1onsrup:. m the Stevens Po1Dt Open and the Carthage College In• \itational He al.so had runner-up finishes m the WiscollSlD Collegiate Open, the \\'heaton 1n,,1tauonal and tbe ;-.;CAA II Midwest Regional and third place finishes ID the Warhawk Open and the Southwe:.t :\lissouri lmitauonal One or Kluge·s biggest \l.1ns of the }ear was a 16-3 deeis1on over Mark Ruethnger of Eastern Illinois. a four-time lllino1S high school state champion and an NCAA 1 Western ~tonal champion Kluge "'~ lhe only Ranger \I.TestJer to go undefeated m dual meets and he ~ one of four \\Tesllers on the team lO wtn forty or more matches He was also selected by his teamMILLER ON TAPAT UNION SQUARE mates as one of the captains of the team Mike Winter, a senior. achieved his All•Amencan honors by placing ~evenlh m the NAIA. He wrestled ID the 142 pound weight class. Winter lost a dose one-point decision to the eventual runner-up. Merrick Wiles or Huron College, in the sec• ond round of competition. During the wrestlebacks. he won three or four matches, with his loss coming at the hands or Ronnie James from Central Oklahoma, a three-time na• tional champion who had been upset in an earlier round. Winter ended the season with a 31-9-1 record. Highlights of his season induded winning the Wheaton Invitational and runner-up finishes at the Carthage Invitational, the Midwest Classic and the Southwest Missouri Invitational. According to Coach Jim Koch. " Mike had a fine season for us. and he certainly deserved to win his All-American honors." Junior Todd Yde placed fourth in the NCAA TI National Wrestling Championships held at Morgan State University in Baltimore. Mar• yland. Yde lost the overtime decision to Comeman in the quarterfinals. and then battled back to win three matches and take fourU1 place. Comeman won the National Championship and Tim Jones from Northern Michigan University, a wrestler whom Yde had defeated earlier in the season, was the run• ner-up. Yde wrestled at 167 lbs. and compiled a season record of 41-14. Re set a new school season record by scoring 138 takedowns. The old school record of 116 takedowns in a season was held by Parkside's twotime National Champion Bill West in 1974-75. He was also second on the team with 14 major decisions and 27 reversals. and third on the team with 12 pins and 45 near falls. During the season Yde won three ~ournarnent championships, includmg the NCAA Il Midwest RegionContbaued on Page 11 l\like Vania :\like Winter Matt Kluge ftANGER Wrestling wrap-up Coadnued from Page 10 Is the Carthage Invitational and ~ Carroll Open. He also had runner-up finishes in the Midwest ClasSIC and the Wheaton Invitational, and earned consolation championships in the Stevens ~oint Open and I.he Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Ted Keyes, a junior from Waterford. earned All-American wrestling honrs in the 177 lb. weight r~ by placing sixth in the 1984 NAIA National Wrestling Championships. Keys finished the reason with a 48-11 record. AU but one of Keyes' losses were to All-American wresUers. His 48 wins is a new one-season school record for Parkside. The former record was 47 wins in one season by Mike Vania. Keyes also led the team with eighteen major deosions and 24 riding time points. He was second on the team with 65 ow falls and third with 100 takedowns. Highlights of Keyes· season 1ndude winning championships at the Ste\·ens Point Open. the Carroll College Open. the Carthage College Invitational and the Wheaton Invitahonal. He also placed second at tbe Midwest Classic and was the ronsolation champion at the Southwest Missouri Jnvitational Chris Dickson, a sophomore. traasferred to Parkside in the fall of 1983 and despite the fact that he was not eligible for competition until the start of the second semester, be fashioned a season record of 23-1 Dickson's season included ~ tbe rhampionship in the 12-team Carthage Invitational and pladng serond in the 20-team MidWet Classic. One of Dickson's biggest wins or the season was a 12-8 decision over Mark Kristoff of Southern lllinois-Edwardwille. Arrording to coach Koch. "Chris had an excellent season for us He ~-as handicapped by the fact that he was not eligible to \\TCstle for us until the serond semester be1:ause he was a transfer student, and that he had a sore shoulder most of the Sta$0n Despite that. he helped the team post a 13·2 dual rN·ord. the best In the school's history. If Chn~ ran Sia) healthy next year, I exped him 10 be one of our top \\Testlers, and a good bet to earn All-Amenran honors " Dickson qualified for the NAJA Nationals and was se,.,ded number 5lll m his weight class While he did not plare in the tournament, he did srore enough points to help his team place ninth Dan Hall. a freshman from Hartford, earned has first collegiate ~Teslling letter this year. Hall fini5hed the season with a 24·10 rerord. rompetmg mostly at 126 P<>Unds Seventeen of Hall's wms were by a pin. which was the most by any Parkside wrestler on thts Year's team. and the third-highest by a Parkside wrestler m one season S11 of Dan's ten losses were to All-American wrestlers. Coacti Koch romrnented, "Dan 1s the finest freshma n wrestler we ha\·e had at Parkside in several )-ears. Despite the fact we had senior All-American wrestlers at 126 lbs, 134 lbs. and 142 lbs., Dan still W?estJed a lot or matches for us. and showed me that he could become one or the greatest wrestlers that we have ever had at Parkside." Freshman Mark Dubey finished the season with a 2&-19 record. His 26 wins is the second most wins ever by a Parkside freshman. Only Dan Winter, who won 28 matches in 1978-79 as a freshman has won more. Koch said, •·we didn't expect Mark to wrestle that much for us this year, as we had a seruor AllAmerican returning at both 142 and 150 lbs. But when the 150 pounder got hurt, Mark stepped into his spot and did an outstanding job for us. If we could have had him at 142 lbs. all year, he would have done even better. His record at 142 was 17-7 and his record at 150 was 9-12. Next year Mark will be our top 142 pounder and he should be a rontender for All-American honors " Dubey placed in four tournaments during the season. He won consolation championships m the Carroll College Open, the Warha\\1t Invitational and the NCAA II Midwest Regionals. He also placed fourth in the prestigious Southwest Missouri Inv1tallonal Parkside', dual meet record was 13-2. and Dubey's victories over \\-Tesllers from the University of Notre Dame. Indiana University. UW-Wh1tewater, UW-Oshkosh and Marquette Uruversity were particularly in,urumental in wmning those meeb. Summing up the season. coach Koch commented, "This h.as been one of the most enjoyable groups or young men that I have ever been associated with. We had a ~roup or guys that were dedicated and d1sc1• plmed. Tlus showed in the classroom. where the top ten \\Te;;tlcrs averaged a 3.0 GPA. This type of person makes my job H'r} enJoyable. Ted Keyes. our 177 pounder, receh·ed Academic All-American, something that he and the scllool can be Ver} proud of The only thmg we weren"t able to acromplish was to crown a rut1onal cham pion All other goab we met - something the whole' team ran be proud of." It nught be hard, but looking ahead to next year. the Rangers plan to be even stronger Parkside loses three All•Amencan, m seniors Mike Vania. Mall Kluge and Mike Wmter Returning will be two AllAmerscans. Todd \'de and Ted Keves Also retummg lo the line-up with be three-time All-American ISO-pounder ~hke Muckerheade who sat out this year after undergoing surgery to repair ligaments in his elbow. and 190 pounder Brum lrek, who had surgery to repair his knee just before the sc:L<:On -started In add1t1on, returning underd.assmen include 118 pounder Jeml Grover, 126 pounder 03n Hall, Jadt Danner at 134 lb,; , 142 pounder ~lark Dubey and Chris D1dtson at 158 lbs. These guys ha~e e,ipenence and should enJOY successful st'3· sons Jon Mankow:;ki at 167 lb~ and Don Berbruggen, ht>avyv,e1ght, ah<o will contnbute. With a ~ recruting year predicted and I~ nucleus returning. the Rangers goals for the next season are nothing short of a national rbamp10nsh1p. Basketball JV's celebrate The men's junior varsit} basketball team firushed the sea..~n with an 8-2 record. The final game of the year turned out to be a rout in which the Rangers soundh· trounced Conc-ord.ia 106-~ · • The team was m.ide up of frl'Shmen \\,th some OCC3Slonal help from sophornor~ 1-'or the bulk or the season, the JV team mcluded sophomores Sean Patterson, VlllC'e Hall and Bill Attilio The f"5hmen were Ron l.eihen, Robert Jones Brian Mallory and Eddie Roundtree. Ron Zeihen led the team 10 scoring \\1th 219 points in rune gam<"S Zeiben hit on ~ of field attempu and 80 of h1 free throws \\iille coming up Yilth '!7 steals, second on lb te.m Scan Patterson played m on! k games and v.~ dosed behind the other players n scan th 157 points Robert Jones pbyed 1n :in t games and led the te3m m 11.'bood mg \\ilh US and steasl ,nth D Jones had one gm,e m 9,fucb hr grabbed 20 rebounds and 1\1.o other l~-rebound games Robert s C',3ffl(' as far as po&nt production 20 J)Oints in thr season f mak- \ mre Hall PfO\ided ~P JI Tbanda • lart"II U, IIS4 season Wo,nen open • • • spring training Coatiaaed from Page 1% da) after that the} pla)ed the Uru vers1ty of Mame and went pa.~ 7 m nmgs of regulation pla) lied at 0-0 tame 1s an NCAA Cm I team and the rompet1lion was tough They lo,t the game 1-0 The second game or the double header- that daJ once ~m agamst red lieut This game also went m-er rcgula• Uon pla, lied at 0-0 ln the erghth 1Mmg, Sacred Heart S('Ored twitt and Park.side couldn't l'OffK' b3d; to beat them •·Even though \\e lost, I felt good about both games played that day ~ were both rea~ tough," said Draft The remairung games were a d.isoppomtment when, nst Ann) and [)(,fi nee Un111emty, a fat ed team lo!-t both fr.tmeS Dnift said "We should ha\"e won nus '1raS the Kenosha savings and Loan CHECKING! 1n your choice of TWO great accountsl KENOSHA SAVINGS 1 , •• • ~ l • • • I! Thursda} , Ma«-b 22, 198-1 Athletic director Dannehl may be finalist b) Ku :\l~)tt F.d.llOr Parkside athleuc director Wayne 1>3nnehl ma, 'er) -eu be one or tlM! four finalli ts for tlM! soon-to-be- '1tt'ant MtSSOUn Western State C'ollege athletic dirtttorsh1p O;md Capelli, clia=n of the arcli and screen romm11tee at th<" MISSOUn college. told Ranger th.at l>:tM{'h) was one of the ongmal applicant and that final mten lt',ung for the position \\1U start "m the ~er) near future' m hopes of reachIng II dect5ion ' ti) early Apnl ' Capelli gud the four fmabsls tui,c not >et been notified, so he would not state whether DaMehl v. one of the fmalists He said, howC\er, that he •ill personally ' contact Dannehl after lhe 'AlA toumam~t In Kansas Clty. where D.lMclll has bttn for the last week Chari) Bum the t'Urrent MaslSOun W~tcm St.ate College athletk' director h S<'~uled to retire m June Dannehl. 46 has been athlet1e d1 rector at Park.side Since 1972 He has bt.>en NAIA District 14 (\\ lSCOn• sin l cliaUTillln since 1976 and is p;ist prestdent of the NAIA alhlellc directors' n.ation.11 assod.auon Womens softball • preparing b) Patrida Cwnbi, Sporn F.ditor After ha,1ng fun in the sun, tlx \\Omen's softball team is ready tc settle down to the business of play- •118 here m \Ii JStOnsm ot lbat thE team wasn't pla)1"-' senously in 1-' lorlda ln F'londa the \\Omen pb)ed eight games, \\lnnmg three of them The competition m nor• 1da was ~ery strong Some of the teams competmg will be at the naUonal tournament at the end of the season Coach Linda Draft com• mented, ''Last year's spring oom- petluon in St. Louis wasn't as challenging We pla)·ed some top tournament teams while down there " The women competed in the Rebels Intercollegiate Spnng Competition m Orlando. The first game was agatnst Sacred Heart from Connect• 1n1t, to whom they lost Last year Sacred Heart was in the final four In the NCAA nationals. F..ighleen of Parks1de's 20 batters struck out "Obviou.ly v.-e were up against an excellent pitcher. She's competed m the Montreal-Pan Am Games for Canada We didn't do ,.er) well that game, S31d Draft The women turned tilings arounc for thea second game that day Al games are double headers They de leated JU-Pl, Indiana, who ar( hosting thb Jear" nationals. Draft said Indiana tS an excellent team nnd they had tome ort a game anc they weren t at their best and wt beat them .. The following da)· they defe3t('(l Mat'Omb and Salem v.1th ease The Contin11ed oe Page 11 \\ a, ne l>annehl Dannehl taughl and roac-hed at Sycamore and Rockford Ea-t high sebools m lllinotS from l~i and taught and roached football at lhe Universih· of Illinois from 1967-72. He earned tus PhD from the University of Illinois and his M.S. and 8.A. degrees from Northern n- liniois Uni,•ersity. where he earned aU~nference and Scholastic Little All-American honors in football in 1959. Missouri Western State College. b located in St Joseph. a city with an estimated population of 80,000 which 1s 50 miles away from Kansas City. The Missouri college had a 1982 enrollment of -1271 and offers men·s interrollegiate sports in softball, ba,ketball. football. goU and tenntS, and women's competition m basketball, softball, teMis and volleyball. · .. ~ Come Walk With Us (Starting March 26th) Monday-Friday 8:30 A.M. 3:00 P.M. (When Health Center Open) 7:30 P.M. Space Available in Health Center for Coats & Books Campus Wellness Program Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 23, March 22, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Special Olympics - PUAB says "no" to charitable cause Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsiu-Parkside Special Olympics PUAB says "no" to charitable by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Pitchers, carafes not out yet 'Parkside has not seen the end of beer pitchers and wine carafes yet. The recommendation by PUAB would have had the Union and Rec Center cease using these non-indi- vidual serving containers during day to day operations on March 19, the first school day alter spring break. The early date was set in order to allow Union administra- PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) met last Friday to continue discussion on Union policy recom- mendations. Discussion was immediately side- tracked when Ken Meyer. PUAB's Ranger representative. asked the committee to support an "Ugly Bartenders" contest in the Union Square and Rec Center to help raise money for Special Olympics. The event is being sponsored state- wide by Miller Brewing Co.. who is also providing many prizes for con- test winners and donating all pro- ceeds to Wisconsin Special Olym- pics. The fact that the event is being sponsored by Miller Brewing Co. worried some of the committee members because of the current controversy surrounding the corpo- rate sponsorship issue on campus. Also, some committee members felt that by supporting this charity it will cause an influx of charities to approach the campus. ..At this point in time there is a moratorium on anything corporately PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 • President Dwight Mosby Scott Peterson Vice President Paul Johnson Joe Vignieri Senatorial Candidates: Rhonda Gerolino Gregory Holcomb Barbara Johnson Jan Kratochvil Franklin Kuczenski Marcia Ostrowski Napoleon Scarbrough Adrian Serrano Ernestine Weisinger Janice Block (write-in) Ron Belec (write-in) SUFAC '(Segregated UnilJOr.ity Fee. Allocotio ... Committee) Pat Hensiak PUAB (~ Unio" Ad"ioo<y Board) Joe Cucunato Bruce Preston , tors the opportunity to measure the economic impact of the policy prior to the implementation of the new drinking age. Assistant Chancellor Carla Storne asked that the plan to remove pitchers and carafes be put on hold for now. She feels that the Union should wait on this policy until sponsored until rules and regula- tions have been established by the corporate sponsorship committee." said Union Director Bill Niebuhr. Meyer said, "I don't think we should turn down a good cause just because of something silly like cor- porate sponsorship," alter the student government elec- tions. "Since we are in the middle of an election and on the verge of hav- ing a new student government president, I feel we should wait until the new president can meet with us and discuss the issue." said Storne. FI<fence Shipek. a faculty repre- senta~ve, said, "There are many canisters in the stores for all types of charities. Supporting this charity might force us, the campus. to set a presidence on charities. " Tom Krimmel. alumni represent- ative, said. "I think a contest could cause just as easily be run on the con- course." Meyer added, "This contest re- quires no work on our part and there is no solicitation required. This charity is different than all of the other types of charities that might approach the campus be- cause this contest has to be run in the bar .. .it's a bartenders contest not a conrourse-tenders contest." Meyer made a motion stating that PUAB would support an Ugly Bartenders contest and donate the proceeds to Special Olympics. but the motion failed 4-2-3, one vote short. SOC rStud~nt Organization Coun- dB representative. Jack Kemper. asked PSGA representative Dave Higgins to find out what PSGA's policies are concerning chanties. Discussion turned to policy rec- Coatia"" oa PllR" 3 Peck (197&), Chong-maw Cben (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (t982), Keith Ward (1982) and William' Rieber (1983). Faculty members on this year's Awards Committee are: Wayne Johnson, Don Kummings, William Rieber (chair) and Keith Ward. The students on the committee are: Excellent teaching awarded Andy Buchanan, Jill Whitney Niel- sen, Valerie Olson and SCott Peter- son. The committee members will be available to answer any ques- tions concerning the awards. The nomination terms may be deposited at the pickup locations and the library learning center. Nominations will be available March 22. The deadline Cor nomina- tions is March 30, TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD NOMINATION FORM All continuing full-time members of the faculty and teaching academic staff are eligible to receive an award. The winners of the award in the las two years will not be considered eligible to win the 1983..&4award. Nominee: Reason for Nomination: ~ Studeal Name: 1.0. Number '\'Ids form moy be ~ited .1 IDy of tile f~""'_: 11Ie PSGI Olfl<e(WU£ Dl37I. ater Olfl<e(WU£ 0131), 0llIee (U~..::: oR dMoIoDaI_. the aioa 1"","",,_ DoIk .... tile Ubruy/ 1111 Cetlter. The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nomina- tions for the 1983-84 Teaching Ex- cellence Awards, The awards are given to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be availa- ble in the PSGA office (WLLC Dl37), Ranger Office (WLLC Ot39), SOC Office (Union 203), all division- al offices and at the Union Informa- tion Desk. Students will be able to nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomina- tion. Students are limited to one nomination each, All continuing full-time members of tbe faculty and teaching academic staff are, eli- gible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered el- igible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nomi- nations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten per- cent of the faculty in their divi- sions. The Awards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the division chair's recommends- tions, along with the student nomi- nations to determine the award winners, Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, is the rationale behind the DOmina- lioIls. .."... will be weighed with the divlsional chair's IIOIIIinalioa rationales. Past winDers of Ibis award inclu- de: Don KIIIIlIII1Dp (1977). T~ .... und8y, Manb 8,... RANGER I Editorial. I The PSGA agenda The PSGA leaders who will be elected in the March 7 and 8 elections - President, Vice President and Sena- tors - should all realize certain things they must ac- complish in order for PSGA to become as effective as it should be. The first step is to look at its membership: the 18-seat Senate is consistently below half-full. A good sign, how- ever. is the fact that there are eleven Senatorial candi- dates (nine on the ballot and two write-ins) running for the nine spring semester seats. That increases the num- ber of total Senators to thirteen, but more recruiting is still necessary. When the Senate membership is not full, and when a student can usually get "elected" by volunteering to put his/her name on the ballot and voting for himself/her- self, something must be changed. But PSGA is caught in a Catch-22 situation, because while they want and try to have a full Senate, students shy away from PSGA because they don't see a full and active Senate. The internal organization of PSGA and its relations with its committees (SOC, for instance), don't help PSGA in acquiring a good reputation. Instead of dealing with important and controversial subjects, the Senate tends to get preoccupied with such earth-shattering tasks as reviewing all of SOC's minutes, which usually consumes most of the meeting time. Such petty internal business is the major reason that, as one PSGA vice presidential candidate said, PSGA meetings are turn- offs for the people who must attend them. I( the PSGA Senate refuses to approve the probably- soon-to-be SOC request for major student organization status. the Senate should at least restructure the Senate- SOC relationship that does more harm than good for both sides. Senators might not have such a high drop- out rate once they realize that PSGA can be worthwhile if it has the time and drive to accomplish something. The student body will notice PSGA more if the Senate conducted its business at a time that is more accessible for students to attend. The current 8 p.m. Tuesday meetings (and the prior 8 p.m. Thursday meetings) make PSGA appear, on the surface, as a night-time tri- bunal made up of volunteer "elected" officials who waste their time on inconsequential issues. Once PSGA becomes prominent on campus by being visible and directing its actions to less trivial issues, more students will want to become a part of the organi- zation that. in theory and design, is supposed to be and should be the strong voice of the students. • Correction Ranger incorrectly spelled PSGA presidential candidate Dwight Mosby's last name in last week's edition. Ranger regrets the error. KeD Meyer Editor .. Jemole T •• ldei<z News Editor • Job Kova1le Feature Editor coD Patrlcla Cumbie Spons Editor Q MiclIael KadI Pboto Editor ,. 0... MeEvoy Copy Editor ADdy BuebaDOD BusiDess MaDOger CatberiIIe Cllallee AdvertisIDI Mauger Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager P.tlleaslak Asst. Basiness Mauger A silly fact of life • , It shouldn't really surprise me. Irs been done be- fore, it'll be done again - and it was done at last week's PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meet- ing. Silly decisions are made by people and committees at some time or another because of the simple fact that people aren't perfect. If they were perfect, why would they be here at Parkside? Silly decisions are made for silly reasons, which come in many variehes, such as not understanding, reading something else into something and voting on the basis of an unstated understanding that your vote doesn't mean anything because the "higher ups" will reject it anyway. The issue before the PUAB (the step before "higher up") was an "Ugly Bartender Contest" fund raiser for Wisconsin Special Olympics. You know, a nice heart- wanning organization. But ... oh no 1 The sponsor of the contest is Miller beer. That's a no-no at Parkside. The vote failed by one vote, 4-2-3. A committee on corporate sponsorship will offer policy recommendations '''probably soon." Until a policy is set, it is understood that those sponsorships --- _ (alcohol related) will be frowned upon by those with the power to decide. Since that reason goes unsaid, other reasons were brought up. Why does the contest have to be held in the Union? Why not the Molinaro Concourse? What if Jerry Lewis and thousands of other well-meaning char- itable people invade Parkside for help? As PUAB was told, almost all of the other groups would follow the proper procedures without PUAB hearing a thing about them. But this specific case warranted PUAB approval because its nature man- dates its being held in the Union, which is what PUAB is all about. The only logical place to bold a bartender contest is by Ken Meyer Editor at a bar - it's not called a concourse-tender contest. That would be like conducting the halftime free throw contest in a racquetball court and the PSGA elections jn the men's bathroom. (After all, how would the women vote?) But one PUAB member voted for the silliest - and deadliest - reason of aU. He broke the first golden rule that all students on committees should be trained to never forget: That students shall vote to express their opinions instead of displacing their consciences and voting the way they think the administration wants the decision to go. lf they forget that. why the hell are they there in the first place? WRITERS Cor! CIoernousti, Kori Dixon, Miebael FirclIow. Walter Henna.. , Mary KirtoD-Koddotz, Bob IUesIiog, Carol KorteDdick, Dawn KroDke, Rick Luebr. Robb Luebr. Did Oberbrun· DeI'. T•• , Rogers, BID Stoagaard. Nick Thome. SaroIl Uldic. K_ Z1rkelbaeh, Po. Zirk ...... b. Rqnger ;s ""ritfen and edited by students 0' UW·Po,lrside and they ore solely responlible 101 its editorial po/Ky and cOIIfent. Published every Thunday during the acodemic yeor eJ(cep' during breoh and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Timel. All correspondem:f!: should ire oddr,med to: PorJcside Ranger, Univer· sity of Wisconsin·Porhide. 80 .. No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53'41. Letlen to the editor wi/l be accepted if fypew/iftetl, do~e'5POced on slandard size poper. leiters should be less tho,., 350 words Clnd musf be signed with a lelephone number included for .. erilicotion purposes. Names will be wilhheld lor valid reasons. Dead/me lor felters is Tuesday 10 a.m. 'or publication Thursday. Ranger reserves 'he righ' 10 refuse lefters confoiniflg lal!W and delomo. 'ory conten'. PHOTOGRAPHERS KareD Cairo. Rob Eicbho .... TOdd Herbst. Karen Tranclel. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 22, March 8, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda , March 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin.Parkside Vol. 12, No. 21 Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, an an- thropologist who is dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, will be the new vice chancellor/dean of faculty at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin announced Mon- day. Shutler will begin her new duties July 1 as chief academic officer and number two administrator at Park- side at an annual salary of $60,000. She also wiD be a tenured professor of anthropology. Her apointment concludes a national search for a successor to Lorman Ratner, who became executive dean of the UW Center System last September. Before assuming the deanship at Alaska in 1980, Shutler chaired the anthropology department at Wash- ington State University from 1975- 80 and taught from 1967-75 at san Diego State University, including three years as department chair and two years as graduate coordina- tor. She taught at the University of Hawaii in 196H6 and at the Uni- versity of California, Davis, in 1962- 63. From 1959 to 1965 she was at the University of Nevada as editor, research associate and assistant curator of anthropology at the Nevada State Museum. She received her undergraduate degree from the University of Cali- fornia Berkeley (1951) and her mas- ter's (955) and PhD (1958) in an- thropology from the University of Arizona. Tbe 12-memher faculty, staff and student search and screen commit- tee invited five finalists to visit Parkside for intensive two-day in- terviews with all segments of the campus community. The final se- lection was made by Chancellor Guskin. Guskin said that Shutler "clearly received the strongest campus-wide support of any of the candidates in- terviewed and was my first choice. I look forward to working with Belly and am confident she will provide the kind of leadership that will enable Parkside to continue moving forward in pro"ding qual- ity education and service to our stu- dents and communities." Shuller will ~become the second woman in the chancellor-level ad- ministrative team that heads UW- Partside, joining Guskin and As- sistant Chancellors Carla J. Stoffle and Gary G. Goetz. Gaskin said Associate Dean Ben Greenehaum will continue as acting vice chancellor until Shutler's ar- rival. "We are fortunate, indeed, to have had a person of Ben's talents and experience to carry on during MIrY Elizabetll Shutler the transition. He has done an out- standing job for us," Gaskin said. At lbe University of Alaska, Shut- ler was dean of a faculty numbering nearly 140 full-and part-lime m.... - bers at a university of about 4,200 students. Parkside has about 250 full-and part-time faculty and an enrollment of about 6,000. Shutler is widely published in her field and is an associate director of the La Hav Research Project, a program of archeological and an- thropological investigations in southern Israel since 1976. An envi- ronmental archaelogist who is trained as an anthropologist, Shut- ler has been respoasible for aU "". vironmental studies at the seven- acre mound site 01 TeD IlaJif near the Kibbutz La Hav. As a laculty member, Shutler Ms assumed leadenhip roles in p""" grams dealing with women's stu.!. ies, improvement of teadlini, and international studies at AlasUo Fairbanks, Washington State and San Diego State. ~. Vice President PSGA candidates speak out at open forum by Ken Meyer Editor The PSGA candidates for the of- fices of president and vice presi- dent addressed their constituents Monday during an open forum sponsored by Ranger. News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz muderated the forum, The forum's participants were presidential hopefuls Dwight Mose- by and Scott Peterson and vice presidential candidates Paul John- son and Joe Vignieri. Janice Block, the third vice-president candidate was absent. The election will be held Wed- nesday & Thursday, March 7 and 8. Each candidate made a prepared speech and then answered ques- tions from the small audience. Peterson, the current President Pro Tempore of the PSGA Senate, said that the president's job is to "insure, promote and defend the rights of students, whether they are involved or apathetic." He {eels that his "experience, leadership ability and involvement at Parkside for the last three years" makes him highly qualified for the position. "I've seen certain actions take place which have angered me," said Petenon. He said that student input in lbe Union operations has "dwindled. Aclions have come di- recliy from the administration. This has &Ot to stop. We pay lor the Union and we have less and less say Ibout wbat llOOS on." ~ said be waalI to "maJre the student Union a real student Union, which it hasn't been ...Right now it's (Union Director) Bill Nie- buhr's Union. It's not the Student Union. "I'm sick and tired of the admin- istration laking action behind our backs (and) it's becoming more and more frequent. I will not be intimi- dated by the administration. I will fight for our shared governance if I have to," he said. In order for PSGA to work effec- lively, according to Peterson, "we need cooperation between the Sen- ate and the President. These two branches must work together in order to achieve our goals." Moseby, who is Activities Coor- dinator for the Black Student Or- ganization, said, "Student apathy is one of our major problems. If we had more student participation, we would have less problems. I ptan to conceutrate most of my efforts on increasing student participation and working jointly, side by side, with the administration. "I have seen PSGA lose credibil- ity over the yean. I've been here," said Moseby. "It Is necessary for PSGA to develop a strong rofe as student representalives on this campus. When I say a strong role, I man IIQt bein& tbe l'eCipleDt or the vehicle by which the administration carries out their policies. The stu- dent body has a less than strong voice on this campus. "It is my impression that the ad- ministration has dictated over a number of years what is to come or what PSGA would carry out in terms of their policies. That would change," he said. Moseby said the president "should take a strong leadership role rather than being a yes-man or yes-woman." Moseby also stated that student housing should be improved. "I've been told there is no way for us to have dormitories, but we can house our students in a far away place called the YMCA and bus them out here every day." Vignieri, a PSGA Senator, and Chairman of PSGA's Legislative Af- fairs committee, "appalled" last fall when only six students ran for the nine Senate position and only a small percentage of student voted "I was very angry," be said. ". wan angry with the student body for not coming out to vote. l was angry with those concerned stu- dents and those capable students CoDliaaed CD Pace 8 Very Special Arts' Festival set Review: "Too True to be Good" r INSIDE llesporudble drinking stressed BaBketball: women win, men split RANGER z ThllJSday, MardI 1, lIN I Letter to the Editor I PSGA purchase doesn't compute GOOD MORNING, SIR. WE'RE DOINCI AN IN-DEPTH STORY ABOUT YOUR METEORIC RISE .. m SECOND PLACE IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINA.TION. a quirements that the PSGA can pos- sibly come up with. Not only are there computers in the library, but there is the mainframe computer with its capacity. Why spend tbou- sands 01 doUars to duplicate curren- tly existing lacilities? And don't tor- get the costs 01 maintaining such a system. It is my opinion that cer- tain PSGA members are simply be- dazzled by the prospect 01 "owning a computer." A computer that will, over the long haul, prove to be overpriced and underutilized. It's about lime our student lead- ers get their heads out 01 the 'clouds, and act responsibly with the funds we students entrust them with. To the Editor: In talking to several members of our illustrious student government, I have discovered that it is on Ihe minds 01 many 01 them that PSGA , needs a computer. Through the use 01 a computer, mailing could be seIlt to the student body, tbereby keeping us beller inlormed 01 events and activities. Correspond- ingly. these activities would be bet- ter attended. I applaud abnost any attempt to improve tbe 'Quality 01 campus life at Parkside, and I agree that improved communica- tions is key to doing this. However, Parkside already has the capacity to handle any kind 01 word processing/data handling re- ~ , ASWELL AS A FU~~~~T OF YOUR &O YHOOD M!I> HOW YOU POLITICAL RACE, NOW WE'RE MET YOURWIFE. • GOING 10 NEED SOME BACKGROUND ... ~ Tom Shuler .Primary results at the city or country clerks office in your area. If you should have any trouble, contact Joseph Vignieri, Chairman 01 the Legislative Allairs Comrnillee at P.S.G.A. ollice at WLLC Dl39A, or phone and leave a message at 553-2244. One more election note: DON'T FORGET the P.S.G.A. ELEC· TlONS, to be held next week Wed- nesday and Thursday, March 7 and 8, Irom 8 a.m, to 8 p.m. in the Molinaro Hall Concourse. As edu- cated adults and conscientious citi- zens we should all be interested and involved in our democratic sys- tern on every level from national politics right down to our own school elections. For the first time in a while, Parkside has a race in the Senate- rial election as there are ten candi- dates for only nine positions. Let's support their ellorl and ex- ercise our right to a voice in gov- ernment. It will only take a lew moments to stop and vole next week. Vote lor the candidates of your choice, BUT VOTE. In Kenosha the attention was centered on the Mayoral race where a lield 01 five has been nar- rowed to two -John Bilotti and Wil- liam Pocan. Also advancing from the primary elections were two can- didates out 01 lour lor Municipal Judge and lour candidates out 01 six lor city school board positions. All 01 these races in Kenosha, like Racine. will be decided jointly with the national primary election on April 3. The primary results: II you are not yel registered to vote, you can pre-register at any number 01 places in both Kenosha and Racine such as: all lire stations in both cities and counties; the public and uptown libraries in Ra- cine and the new southwest library in Kenosha; any town or village hall lor Kenosha and Racine coun- ties; the ollice lor the Registrar 01 Deeds in either city. If you're in doubt as to where you should go to register, you can stop in for information or pre-reg- istration at one 01 the offices listed below. • The local spring primaries were beld last week on Tuesday and a number of races were narrowed in both Kenosha and Racine. In Ra- cine there were two contests for Al- derman in the 2nd and 4th districts. There are also races for Municipal Judge, Circuit Court Judge (branch 3), and lor Constable that will ap- pear on the city wide ballot held jointly with the spring presidential primary on Tuesday April 3rd. The primary results: City Positions Alderman (2nd Distnct) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judga Guadalupe G. Vinarreal Robert Michelson Circuit Court Judge, (blanch 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Constable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Racine City Clerk Racine City Hall 730 Washington Ave. 636-9171 County Clerk Racine Courthouse 730 Wisconsin Ave. 636-3121 The clerk's office for your area can also tell you your voting district and where the polling places are lo- cated in your area. Give them a call if you're not sure where you are supposed to vote. Remember that pre-registration ends 13 days belore an election, so that means you must pre-register by March 21 lor lhe April 3rd election. State law provides lor registra- tion at the polls so il you miss pre- registration, simply go to your pol- ling place on election day and bring a couple 01 pieces 01 identification. For any students -who live out- side the Kenosha/Racine area, you can pre-register or get information City Positions Mayor John M. Bilotti William Paean Municipal Judge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema SChool Board Ma<y Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Pre-registration offices Kenosha City Clerk City Municipal Blvd. 625 52nd Ave. 656-8130 County Clerk Kenosha Courthouse 912 56th St. 656-6455 ••••••••••••• *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *•••• *••••••• *•••••••••••••••••••••••••• *** Write a letter to the Editor Do YO" .... ve • gripe •• complimeDt, or just something )'OU Wllllt n-eryODe DB campus to know about? Write • letter 10 the EdlIor! ~ Meyer , " , "., ••••, EdItw ... TuIdelci News EdItor • JeIul KonIIc FeaIlIre EdItor .. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Decision time - Students to decide whether or not Parkside should stay in UC Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, February 23, 1984 Decision time: by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Two years have passed and once again students must vote on March 7 and 8 whether or not Parkside should continue to be donor mem- bers of the United Council Founds- tion, Inc. United Council, one of the oldest student organizations, is the UW System student lobby, that works at the state level for student rights and issues. According to United Council by- laws, "the purpose of this organiza- tion is to develop and support high standards for the quality of educa- tion at the University of Wisconsin and to work to maintain the acces- sibility of that quality to the people of the State of Wisconsin; to serve as a liason between the students of Wisconsin and other state student associations; and to promote and encourage the free and spirited ln- terchange of ideas and methods of operations between the student governments of the state ..." The referendum students will vote on (will decide whether or not) Parks ide students will support United Council for at least two years through a mandatory fee (re- fundable on request) of 50 cents per semester. Tbe charge of 50 cents is the miscellaneous fee designated on tuition bills. By supporting United Council as donor members. Parkside would be voting mernb\!rs of the organiza- tion, which means at least four del- ."!latos from.· die. ~versity wouJd I Winter Carnival "It's ~aBall" Rudy Ballssa f1efU IIId Mary 81....... "leY 1IIe..-1 .... , .... P'JI, day's Costume Ball. wbieh ended the week-long Winter CarDiul .... Uvities. Tbeir Raggedy Ana aDd Andy eoslunws ""OD Iirst pla<'f' in lilt' best costume ceetesr. The SnUball Cluh WODthe Cluh E"eDb competition ..ilh PAC' (Parkside Association or Communicators) pladDIe sec.·ondInd Ran«t"r Third. For a full listing of all the week's winAt"rs and mort" phOIO'_ ~ pages 6 and 7. RaDger pholn by Mid .... Kallas. Students to decide whether or not Parks ide should stay in UC HI cannot see what Parkside has gain- ed from this organization.., - Mike Scoon HIt's in Parhside's best interest to stay involved." - Jim Kreuser attend monthly meetings and con- ferences to discuss current student issues and decide on how to react to these issues. United Council's executive board consists of the President, Vice President, Executive Director, Leg- islative Affairs Director. Minorities Affairs Director and a Women's Af~ fairs Director; aU these positions are paid. The organization is based in Madison and serves 11 UW System campuses <UW-Eau Claire and UW- Platteviae currently are not donor members). Campuses that do nol adopt the funding referendum can become associate members of the organization if the executive board approves such a membership; as· sociate members do not vote on any matters. The feelings con<erning United Council and the referendum at Parkside are diverse among the PSGA Senators and executives. Mike Sc:oon, PSGA Vice Presi- dent. feels that it would be in the best Interest of the students to vote down the referendum. Scoon cited the cost of the organization for the students, lack of benefits for be- longing, and internal lighting among members as his reasons for believing that Parkside should drop out of United Council. "The real issue is the .osl and benefit of the organization. Every student has to pay 50 cents per semesler (for United Council) be- cause of the referendum. That's $6,000 from this campus. But is that the lotal cost? No. it's not. It costs money to send a delegation to United Council. PSGA is funded throngh SUFAC (Segregated Uni- Yersity Fees Allocations commit- tee) for $3.122 for lravel expenses and this was strictly for United Council functions. "That is a heD of a lot of money for a school like Parkside to be pay- ing out In send people In United Council meetings once a month." said Scoon. Scoon feels that United Council has not made much beadway on the issues the)' haYe ~. "I've been part of UC for three years and I cannot see what Parksi- de has gained from this organiza- tion. United Council has lost on all the major. issues they have address- ed. On the tuition issue. we lost on that; the state stuck it to us. United Council harps on voter registration all the time ...we register at the polls so that's a dead issue, but United Council harps 011 this every year. Uniled Council also lost on the drinking age issue." said Scoon. The internal problems that United Council has had in the past also concerns Scoon. ve's last president, Scott BenUey. was im- peached in November. The current president, Sue Znidorka, will finish ber term in April and wiD not run in the next election. Therefore. United Counci1 will hive had three presidenta In • lis _tb period, which Scoon feels adds to the in- ronsisIency of the organization. Joe Vi«nieri, PSGA senalor. per- sonally feels that Parkside is not ready to be active In United Coun- cil at lhia lime bedluse of the size of the Senate. The Ia.-t Senate is only ball-fuD. Parkside had a strong delegation In United Council a year ago, but participation had dwind- led. For this reason Vigmeri feels the referendum should be failod, but he feels Ihe organizalton has many benefits which voters should consider. • '" feel that United Council can be a powerfUl organizatiOll. II caD be run effectively; it can be a van- guard of sludent righta 10 the state I feel thai Uniled Counrll is one of the few institutions that is standing between studenta' rights ,n thIS state and those people in admin- istrative positions who would like to see students' rights eliminated If United Council has been ineff..... tual in the past, lhars not In uy that they can't be effectual in the future, ,. said Vignieri. "Right now , don't feel ... ·... prepared to he in United Counrll. If ... 're not going In be active then ... -shouldn't he in it," Vienieri Idded. Terry Tunks. PSGA seeret •• ry !Treasurer, IIso feels Parkside shouJd withdraw their support from United Counci1 at this time. "One thing that Parkside hu that OIIny other call1pUll!l do not have is • good "'pport With our ad- ~d! ...... 1 2 Thlllllllay. Fellruary 23, lISt RANGER .. Letters to the Editor PSGA meeting disturbing • IS Open Letter to the PSGA: On February 16 lhet"e was to be.a meeting held at 8 p.m. in Room 134 of Comm Arts as posted at the PSGA ollice. I was there at 7:55 and waited until 8: 15 before I de- cided to go down to the PSGA offi- ce to find out what was happeoing. On the way down tbere, I met some PSGA senators. and was told that they tooIt a quorum vote in tbe PSGA office and cancelled tbe meeting. This is a disturbing situation be- cause PSGA meetings are suppos- edly open to the student body, and so when the PSGA posts a meeting one would only think it rigbt tbat the quorum vote be taken at the meeting place posed and not some c1osed-door session in anolhet" loca- tion. It almost makes one angry enougb to run for PSGA Senate to assure thatlbis foolishness does not happen again. Franklin Kuczenski Ranger, PSGA open house Ranger. WLLCD1~ and PSGA (Pa!tside Student Government As- sociation) WLLC DI39A, will be holding an Open House on Wednes- day, Feb. 29 from 9 a.m, to 2 p.m, This will give students a cbance to find out what lfteir newspaper and student government are all about. Please stop by; refresbments will be provided. cODtinued from page I IJIIJIistratioD and we're a very pro- gressive scbool as far as student input is coneemed. We have input so it doesn't seem liIte we need United Council to belp us in that area. We could still be involved in the organization (as associate mem- ben) ... it's better 10 sil back and wait to see if United CoUDciI can build up than to keep spending the money. We can always gel back in 10 Ihe organization. Maybe if United CouncU gels a little smaJler there will be less confusion and they could get something accom- plished," said Tunks. Former PSGA presidenl Jim Kreuser stroIlgly supports Parksi· de's continued participation in United CoUDciI. Pa!tside maintain- ed a strong delegation to United Council during Kreuser's presi- dency. "Withoul Uniled CoUDciI I don't know how a check and balance can exist. Believe me. I don't care bow good of a relationship. you have with any administration; if you don't have something to check tbem with, Iben you can't keep things on an even kiel,' said Kreus- er. Kreuser feels student rights would be in danger without United Council. He also feels that associate membership in United Council would be insufficient. "What if every school in the sys- tem IIad lbe saDIe pbilosopby and dropped out of United Council? That's very shorttenn thinking and very foolisb thinking. We need to back up and defend Chapter 36 (tbe law which provides students wilb shared governance of their cam· pus). Things could be even worse than they are in other schools in other stales. Chapter 36 is the mosl liberal law in the country. Maybe people don't waRl to keep it that way. bot as an ex-student leader I think iI's only fair that we do," said Kreuser. "Although United Council didn'l get lhe slale legislalure to pass some of the issues thai we wanled it 10. alleast they were there lobby- ing for us and trying to get lhings ckme," he added. "It's an invest- ment to belong to United Council and it's in Parkside's best interest to stay involved." Jearme Buenker·Pbillips, current PSGA president, said, "the reallrn- porlaDt aspecl about United Coun- cil. ~o me at least, is being able to keep the lines of communication open with all the schools. When you meet someone at United Council you can call them and get inIonna- tion. It helps to know these people on a nersonal basis. then they are HI can't pinpoint the problem with the Parkside campus." U.C.'s Sue Znidorka more willing to belp you out." Buenker-Phillips also feels that United Council's internal problems were reduced when Sue Znidorka took over as United Council presi- dent in November. Znidorka is quite concerned about Parkside voting against the referendum. "Parkside's participa- tion in United Council was tremen- dous a year ago. Their support and their involvement was highly bene- ficiaLit's remarkable to me thai there has been such a sudden change over. I can't pinpoinl the problem with the Parkside campos. "The goal of United Council is to serve as the students' voice. and I IhiDk thai Parkside would loose a lot if they withdrew their support," she said. Znidorka feels that the internal fighting in United Council is in the pasl and thai the benefits of the or- ganization far outweigh the amounl of I)IOney thai is expended per cam- pus. She feels thai Parkside sbould increase their involvement in the organization in order to reap great- er benefits. "We do not represent one cam- pus over another, and if at one given time an issue we are discuss- ing is not lop priorily at Parkside then maybe it sbould be a lop priorily; or maybe Parkside should let us know whal their lop priori- ties are. How are we to know if they do nol come 10 our meetings? Issues are detennined by what Ihe (state) legislature is hearing al Ibe time and what educational issues are being discussed," said Znidor- ka. Znidorka said thai every student on a campus that belongs 10 United Council is a member of the organi- zation, therefore Parkside shouldn'l limit Ibeir delegation to PSGA Senators. "The size of the Senate has no bearing on whether or not they should be members of United Council," she said. Znidorka outlined some of the is- sues thai United Council is working on al this time. One issue which Parkside is in- terested in is the proposal whicb would give non-allocaled segregat- ed university fees to carbpus cbild care centers. Parkside is in favor of Ibis proposition, according 10 PSGA president Buenker-Phillips. Legislative Affairs is working on making voter registralion packets, formulating a Lobby Day and in- creasing lobby communication. Faculty collective bargaining is also being IooIted al. The Legislative Af- fairs Director's position is vacant at this time, and United Council is now laking applications for Ibe position. The Executive Director and the organization's accountant is work- ing with an area CPA finn to audil United Council whicb will cover one fISCal year. They are also work- ing on a fonnalized voucher sys- lem. The Academic Affairs Director and Znidorka are currenlly working for \he implemenlation of a Nurs- ing Ph-D program in tbe UW Sys- lem. The director is also actively involved in the faculty compensa- tion issue. as well as developing a job survey concerning campus jobs. The Minority Affairs Director is working for Assembly Bill 317 which would allow migrant workers to pay in-state tuition in Wisconsin. The direclor is also closely watch- ing the recommendations made by the UW System committee on minority and disadvantaged stu- dents. Keto Meyes- EdItor JeDDle TwIkieIcz News Editor .... ItevIIIe FeallDe EdItor PmidlI ClaDIoIe Spor\I Editor MidIlIe\ Kdu .PIIoto EdItor Dave McEvoy eop, EdItor ADdy Brh _ BesiDe. Manager CadIerI8e Qoffee AdvertIsiD& Manager JIB WWtIoey NIoIIa DilItIl1NtiGD Manager ... 1IHIiIIt Aat. Beft. Manager RCJnge, is w,iHen ond edi,ed by students of UW·Por/uide and Ihey a,e so""y respansib'" fa, i,s editorial poIKy ond c:Dnfe,,'. Published e~ry Thu,sday.durlng the oc:asJemic: yeor e.Kepl durin" bNaks ond holidays. Range, is printed by the Roc:ine )0<01,1101 Times. All c:arrelpondence should be oddreued to: Pa,hide Range,. Uni...e,- sify of Wiscansin·Pa,ksick, Bo,ll No. 2000. KMOsIKt. Wis. 53'41. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 20, February 23, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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