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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 9 Aspin. Jansson Debate drew big crowd, covered issues by Kari Dixon According to challenger Pete Jansson, incumbent Democratic Congressman Les Aspin is an "other-oriented politician who pays so much attention to theoretical things that he cannot deal effectively with the real problems of the 1st (Congressional) District." Jansson, according to Aspin, is a politician who is too closely aligned with the policies of the Reagan Administration to benefit those who would be his constituents. The two candidates voiced these thoughts and several others during a debate sponsored by the Social Science Roundtable and the League of Women Voters Monday at noon in the Union Cinema. Questions from the press and a capacity crowd were presented to the two men, who are engaged in their second consecutive battle for the office. Jansson used the debate as the occasion to announce his new plan to generate jobs, called "Project 10,000." His plan states that "not only is the state worse off than the rest of the nation, but the 1st District is much worse off." This he blamed on Aspin. "Aspin has the eighth-worst spending record in Congress," Jansson said. "He has fought against all the positive changes that Reagan "If we don't fool around with this (arms control), then we won't be around to fool with any other issues."—Aspin Administration has attempted to make." Aspin said that in his opinion, the question of peace is the most important issue. "If we don't fool around with this, then we won't be around to fool with any other issues." The next most important issue, he said, is the issue of jobs. "In this district, the structure of the economy is changing. Industry is moving out and we don't know what is coming in. But, there's no reason why we can't recover," he said. Aspin and Jansson differ greatly on the issues of abortion and school prayer. "I do not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion, but I am against the use of federal funds for abortions," Aspin said. Jansson charged that his opponent did vote in favor of the use of federal funds for abortion. "I think that the Supreme Court was wrong to reject the rightto- life view," he said, adding that he does support an amendment prohibiting abortions. Jansson is in favor of a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in the public schools. Aspin is in favor of a moment of silence for students to use as they wish. On the issue of domestic content, Jansson said that he does not think it will succeed. "My mind is open, though," he said. / • Jtil "Not only is the ,5^—^ iB| state worse off than the rest of the nation^ but the 1st District is much worse off."—Jansson wk Aspin said he feels that this is a must. "This legislation would create more jobs for the 1st District than any other," he said. When the candidates were given the opportunity to pose one question to each other, Jansson declined. Aspin asked Jansson, "Pete, I'd like to hear how you differ from Ronald Reagan." Jansson replied by listing how Aspin differed from Reagan. "I'm my own man," he said. In his concluding remarks, Jansson questioned Aspin's effectiveness and his ethics. "We are at the point where we can't blame Reagan or Earl for our problems any more," he said. "We have to blame our congressman." Jansson went on to say that Aspin is too concerned with the theoretical aspects of the issues. "There are think tanks in Washington for that," he continued. Aspin closed by saing that he is not dealing with the theoretical, he is dealing with reality. "Nuclear war, the CIA wars, the defense increase, Medicare cuts and unemployment are very real," he said. "We must add to or modify the current Reagan plan or there won't be any 1st District left to represent." Environment, property ownership divide prairie by Bob Riesling Community News Editor The fight over 1,825 acres of some of Wisconsin's most valuable prairie took visible shape last Tuesday as about 200 people attended a public hearing on a proposed land use program for the Chiwaukee Prairie-Carol Beach area. The plan, proposed by the Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission, would place roughly equal areas of the prairie under development and conservation. After several years' work on the plan, however, the commission found property owners and environmentalists as sharply divided as ever. Property owners say they are worried about losing their land or homes. Environmentalists, from groups across the state, are worried about losing much of the area's delicate wildlife, several species of which are endangered. Kurt Bauer, executive director of SEWRPC, said the commission has rarely had such a divisive subject. The plan calls for 851 acres, or 46.6 percent, of the prairie to be rezoned as an urban area. A roughly equal amount, 812 acres, or 44.5 percent, would be set aside for preservation. Property owners criticized the plan for what they said was its inaccuracy in mapping wetland areas and the lack of testing for underground water flow. They also said that if the plan is not approved, the Department of Natural Resources will be able to condemn the land under the 1982 Wetlands Preservation Act. There are 29 homes and many undeveloped lots located on designated wetlands. Tom Turwall, town supervisor of Pleasant Prairie, said he was "appalled by the lack of concern by the state and federal governments for the residents." The plan calls for urban corridors alternating with environmental corridors to provide services as well as a continuous area for the natural wildlife to survive. But environmentalists said the corridors set aside for preservation would not be enough for the prairie's survival. The prairie, they say, is an interrelated system and urban corridors could disrupt the system. The prairie will then turn into, one environmentalist said, "a big park." Ed Nelson, of the Kettle Moraine Audubon Society, criticized both sides for their refusal to compromise. He said the plan would require, "not shouts, nor rudeness, but compromise." "What they're trying to tell you," he told the assembled property owners, "is that if the prairie is infringed upon to a certain extent, that which you will enjoy will be harmed." 2 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Editorial Mondale endorsed In the interest of preserving the journalistic doctrine that dictates that newspapers must not only reflect and present public opinion, but also lead it, the Ranger has decided to endorse a presidential candidate. By a margin of nine to six the Ranger supports and endorses the ticket of Walter F. Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro, over the incumbents Ronald Reagan and George Bush. Ronald Reagan's economic policies are a disgrace and an outrage. The poor have been hurt severely in the last four years. In Reagan's 1980 bu dget proposal, he attempted to cut unemployment insurance by 20 percent, Aid to Families with Dependent Children by 30 percent, Food Stamps by 50 percent, Child Nutrition by 48 percent, Women, Children and Infant's program by 80 percent, Housing Assistance by 20 percent and low income energy assistance by 40 percent. Crucial to students was Reagan's attempt to substantially cut student aid. Luckily most cuts were stopped by Congress. According to a study conducted by the Urban Institute, with the tax cut that the President enacted, families earning $80,000 or more each receive an $8500 tax savings. Families that are at, or below, the poverty level of $10,000 re ceived nothing in tax savings. Under Reagan's economic program, those families that are in the highest income level had an income increase nine percent in 1980-84, while those families at the poverty level, or below, had an income lost of seven percent during the same period. The unfairness and narrow policies of the Reagan administration do not stop with the poor. The Reagan administration has attempted to limit the scope of the Freedom of Information Act, claiming it is too expensive to fully operate, even though it costs no more annually than what the Pentagon spends every year for marching bands. Reagan has attempted to limit the intellectual exchange between the United States and other countries by limiting the number of visiting foreign scholars. This was carried to such an extreme that one scholar deliver a lecture over the telephone. This attitude is consistent with other aspects of his policies and indicates his tin willingness to communicate with other governments. Reagan now supports a constitutional amendment that would prohibit legal abortions, except when the mother's life is in danger. This is a reversal of his earlier campaign position which made no allowance for the safety of the mother, and it represents a complete departure with his earlier stand; when he was Governor of California he signed one of the most liberal pro-abortion bills in history. Reagan also favors a constitutional amendment that would allow organized prayer in schools. He has married politics and religion to such an extent that the day he appointed Snadra Day O'Conner to the Supreme Court, he telephoned Jerry Falwell to tell him of his decision. Reagan may call whomever he likes, but when he discusses appointments to the highest law making body in this country with an ultra-conservative individual who believes that religious morals provide a reason to develop theocracy, then enough is enough. Reagan has consistently fought to send money and aid to Nicaraguan rebels who are attempting to overthrow the Marxist government installed by the people of that country. The recent disclosure of the CIA assassination manual proves how militant this administration is willing to be with different ideologies. This is not the kind of action we should be taking against a country that wants to mind its own business and run its own government. Reagan's desire to develop a space-based missile defense system is unnecessary and dangerous -. .especially when the control would lie in the hands of a man who said, "I'm not a scientist. I don't know where the weapons will be." It takes two to escalate the arms race and it takes two to stop it. Unfortunately, Mr. Reagan has not realized this. Walter Mondale is a caring, compassionate and experienced leader who was trained by another great leader, Hubert Humphrey. Mondale is highly qualified to hold the office of President. Mondale has a tax plan that will have those who earn the most paying the most taxes. This, and the closing of corporate tax loopholes, will bring the $175 billion deficit to a manageable $89 billi on. He has proposed to cut, among other things, $25 billion from the Pentagon budget, and add $22 billion to formulate programs to promote fairness and equity in this society. Continued on Page 7 ?'Hi I'll Jl Mondale/Ferraro posters are great To the Editor: I was both surprised and pleased to see Mondale posters affixed to your windows. Surprised because I felt sure that the pollsters had convinced every young American that they were to support Reagan because their peers do, and pleased to see that someone else could read through the nonsense. President Reagan has little grasp of the real issues of our time. Can we continue to hear serious questions of policy answered with oneliners and anecdotes? Are we going to have four more years of Reagan being prompted by his wife when he can't hear questions, or hear him commit errors, be corrected, yet go on to reiterate the errors as fact? I hope not. Reagan promised a budget surplus by 1984, la ter he revised it to a goal, but now he has amassed over $600 billion worth of deficits in four years. In 1982, Reagan claimed he had "kept his promise to the American people" by allowing a cost of living adjustment for Social Security recipients. In fact, Reagan opposed the increase in Congress, which passed it anyway. Rep. Claude Pepper (D-Fla.), Chairman of the House Committee on Aging, said that for Reagan to claim credit for the increase "lowers the art of deception to depths not explored since the Nixon administration." (From the New York Times, July 7, 1982) Reagan gets credit for the condition of our economy, but has his administration felt the economic blow a nice size energy price increase can deliver? No, it has not. Have women obtained any more rights during the last four years and have they been treated fairly? How about minorities? This nation can ill afford the return to racism that this administration is subtly leading us into. It is indeed unfortunate that the elected official to the highest office in the world will be elected on the basis of looks, grace and poise but not on the basis of quality, competence or ability. Sincerely, Joseph N. Richard Voters urged to know issues To the Editor: With all the political literature circulating on campus, the voter registration drive and the Aspin /Jansson Congressional debate on Monday, I am sure that every newly enfranchised voter is geared up for the election on Tuesday, Nov. 6. Hoping this to be the case, I'd like to share with you my first experience voting in a Presidential election. In 1972 I went to the polls knowing which presidential candidate I was going to vote for. But as I stepped in to the voting booth and saw all the levers facing me, I realized that I was very ill prepared to vote. Many other offices were being voted on at the same time and three or four referendums also appeared on the ballot. The referendums really confused me because they were all at least a paragraph long. It seemed to take forever to vote and I did not even vote on some of the items. I was only able to honestly cast votes in about a quarter of the legislative races and referendums. After that experience I promised myself that I would never again be so ill prepared in the future. Please make sure that on Nov. 6 you are well informed and knowledgeable before heading off to the polls. As of the publication of this newspaper you only have four full days left to educate yourself on the issues, just like me. Sincerely, Franklin L. Kuczensid © *00 & Jennie Tnnkieicz Editor Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibanr Feature Editor Wck Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor DaveMcEvoy Photo Editor JiD Whitney Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Mike Farrefl Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay Crapser, Kari Dixon, Mike Froehlke, Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Eric Hilmoe, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff Leisgang, Mary Lojeski, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen Wawro, Kevin Zirkelbach. Ranger is written and edited by students a: UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsm-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for p ublication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER 3 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Batman looks for comeback Watch out, Bob Newhart, M*A*S*H a nd Leave It To Beaver. The caped crusaders are back. At least at Madison. The Wisconsin Student Association is mounting a petition drive, sending out media packets and planning a campus bash, all as part of a campaign to bring "Batman" reruns back to late night television. "It used to be on locally at 1 a.m.," says Avram Rosen, WSA copresident. "Students would rush back from the bars to see it." The show inspired its own version of the popular "Hi, Bob" drinking game, he says, revolving around the "Pow" and "Crash" graphics that accompanied Batman's fight sequences. Rosen's party, Ant Bridge, made Batman's return part of its campaign platform last spring and is now trying to make good on that promise. "We're nearing 1,000 names on the petitions, and we're hoping that all the publicity will have some effect," says Rosen. He admits that local television stations he has contacted so far have been "positive but cautious." One station manager told a local newspaper that the show has a limited audience. Another said the show's departure drew few protests. But the stations haven't seen all that WSA has planned. The student government plans to co-sponsor, with the Wisconsin Union, a Batman bash, to include a screening of the Batman movie and a possible personal appearance by actor Adam West. The activity is reminiscent of WSA's now infamous Pail and Shovel Party. Its leaders built a Statue of Liberty replica on Lake Mendota, covered Bascom Hill with pink flamingos and lived up to campaign promises to squander student fees on beer and parties. P&S put Madison in the national spotlight for two years, but left behind a legacy of bad credit and scrambled records. "We're not like P&S," asserts Rosen. "We're not wasting student money. And we deal with serious issues. "But we don't take ourselves too seriously," he says. "That gets you into trouble with the students. We believe in having fun, like building a campus playground, complete with a swing set, but we also believe in lobbying on issues that are important to students." Ben R. Lawton, president of the Board of Regents, apparently wishes WSA took so me things more seriously. At a recent board meeting, he criticized students for being more interested in frivolous issues, like the Batman campaign, rather than serious issues such as the nuclear arms race. Republican offended by forum To the Editor: Last week, Traci Fordham responded to my letter published on Oct. 18 that stated my concern about the biased election issues forum and the Mondale/Ferarro "push" by some of the Parkside faculty. Well, I would like to respond to her response. First of all, Miss Fordham, I am happy to announce that we have in fact formed a Republican organization at Parkside, and you may have seen our campaign booth on Oct. 24. It was a great success, and we plan to do it again before the election. In regard to my comment on faculty members voicing their Democratic views in class: How can you say it's an unfair statement when you haven't been there with me, listening to it? On the issues forum: Yes, I am offended, but what concerns me most is its effect on the undecided students who go to the supposedly unpartisan discussions to be educated on the issues, and instead come face-to-face with little more than Democratic hype. The Young Democrats and the Pre-Law Society have acted very irresponsibly in organizing these presentations. Finally, since you asked me to convince you that Reagan is clearly a better choice than Mondale, let me give you a short history lesson: In 1980, u nder the Carter/Mondale administration, prices were rising 12% per year. Now inflation is at its lowest rate in a decade with no sign of upturn. In 1980, employment was at a standstill. Now there are millions of new jobs. In 1980, interest rates were soaring, home building was collapsing and the U.S. dollar had shrunk to new lows. Now, under Reagan, real wages and production are flourishing, income tax has been cut by one fourth, interest rates are down one third and the dollar is the world's strongest currency. Shall I go on? Okay, I will! Let me quote Richard Rahn of the New York Times in regard to the deficit: "History, both in the U.S. and in other industrialized countries, demonstrates that major reductions in government deficits have only been accomplished by rapid economic growth and spending restraint. Major tax increases (Mondale's plan) lead only to economic stagnation and- increased economic misery." Now, ask yourself why you're voting for Walter Mondale. Brad Osborne Former editor supports policy To the Editor: I have been reading with great interest the recent letters stating that the Ranger should not be allowed to take a stand and that for some reason the Ranger seems to be displaying a biased point of view. To control myself from laughing in the faces of these people was indeed a great task, but I did it, and decided that it would probably be of greater value to exlain some things about the daily situations of running a newspaper, as in my own judgement, it became quite obvious to me that they were not speaking from the voices of experience, but rather from voices of inexperience and misunderstanding. Some may wish to know how I am qualified to offer some explanation for the occurences in a newspaper such as the Ranger, but I too have been a Ranger Editor, and I too have run across the same misunderstandings. Currently I hold the position of the Campus News Editor, and in regard to Keith Harmann's letter which stated "Mondale may be the better choice for president, but then again he may not be. I think that both sides of an issue should be printed, not just one side as you did in the Oct. 11 issue..." When comprehending a weekly newspaper, one must take into their own scope the coverage from week to week, that is to say, don't be clouded because one issue of the paper does not have equal coverage of relevant issues. Our scope is continuous and it's important to think in those terms. As far as not printing the relevant information received on Reagan, I could refer to our other issues of the paper which have had very equal coverage of Reagan and Bush. It's important to understand that we print releases that we get, and if we don't get them, well, it gets rather difficult to print them. If the Republicans and Democrats have things they want us to print, they should get them to us. The fact of the matter is, we have never claimed to be omniscient, and what's worse is that we aren't. I only wish we were. As far as the second page of this paper is concerned, since long before I was the editor, Page 2 was always the opinion-editorial page. I believe OPINION would have to be the key term in this case. Someone as involved as Keith should probably know that. As for not printing Keith's letter the week we received it, the decision was clearly not mine to make, but I am aware of the fact that it was the last letter received and there was one other letter not printed that week; it came in before Keith's. I do happen to know that several students do not know the information contained in those "news briefs" and people do enjoy them. As for the rest of the comments in the letters sent in from Keith Harmann and Neil Nelson, further comment on them would be my way of defending this newspaper against the lack of c orrect information those two readers posess. All in all, I am glad they have expressed concerns in regard to the newspaper. It is really wonderful to know that someone really does read the Ranger and care enough to respond to what they think they're reading. Sincerely, Pat Hensiak Former Ranger Editor NEWS BRIEFS Rebels take Kirkpatrick name Several hundred rebels to overthrow Nicaragua's Sandinista government have named themselves the Jeane Kirkpatrick Task Force, the New York Times reported. The men are members of the Nicaraguan Democratic Force, which has received millions of dollars in covert aid and words of praise from Kirkpatrick, the Times said. "The men chose the name themselves several months ago," Adolofo Calero Portocarrero, leader of the Democratic Force, was quoted as saying. "They listen to the Voice of America, and they admire Mrs. Kirkpatrick for her courage. I don't know if she knows it." The Task Force is the only guerilla unit named for a foreigner. Others take their names from Nicaraguan heroes, rebels killed inbattle or local place names, the Times said. Cornell accused of censorship The Cornell student newspaper refused to run an ad for a book that claims the Holocaust never happened and has been accused of censorship by the book's distributor, Cobra Press. The Cornell Daily Sun turned down the ad as a violation of its policy against sexist and racist advertising. The book, "The Hoax of the Twentieth Century," was written by controversial Northwestern University engineering professor Arthur Butz, and denies the existence of Nazi concentration camps. Proxmire awards Golden Fleece The Defense Department has received Sen. William Proxmire's "Golden Fleece" award for spending more than $100,000 to fly cadets and midshipmen to last year's Army-Navy football game. The Wisconsin senator noted that the Pentagon once said students attending the game would be "moved, housed and fed at no cost to the gove^iment," and that the taxpayers may end up footing a bill for more, than $1 million. The Pentagon declined to comment, according to the United Press International story. On-campus recruitment The following is the list of oncampus recruitment, listing the company, the position/major and the on-campus date. To sign up, contact the Career Planning and Placement Office, WLLC D-175. Wisconsin Extension - 4H Agent/Communication, Earth Science, Life Science, Geography, Social Sciences, Education. Nov. 8. Wisconsin Extension - Community Resource Director/Economics, Geography, MPA, MBA. Nov. 8. Time Insurance - Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 13. Walker Manufacturing - Accounting/ Accountant Programmer/ MIS. Nov. 15. Get politically involved To the Editor: As an interested student I feel I, too, should contribute to your paper with an opinion. In the Ranger edition of Oct. 25, Kari Dixon stated that "If there are 169 Reagan supporters, then there should be an organization on campus showing this support." To this I must ask why? Being a Republican, at least at heart, I don't feel the need to go around telling everyone even though I am not ashamed. I appreciate the fact that there is a Young Democrats Club on campus and I sincerely thank them for the mock elections. I have been approached by a group of students who wish to form a Young Republicans Club. Perhaps we should consider that it is better to show support for our preferred candidates at the polls rather than have students, Democrats and Republicans, running around this university trying to better each other at organization. As long as the Ranger keeps printing objective views of the 1984 Presidential race, I see no need for outspoken students trying to impose their views on others. I wish Miss Dixon good luck with her club for I believe they can accomplish much. I understand that the Young Republicans Club might still be forming. Let us hope the interest in politics and those in Washington, D.C. does not die after Nov. 6. It is important for people to get involved at least as much during the time that the laws that govern us are being formulated as in the present. Luis Valldejuli Rep. and Dem. party platforms Purpose of the Republican Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "We declare ourselves the party of hope - not for some, but for all. The Republicans' vision of America's future and the heart of the platform, begins with a basic premise: From freedom comes opportunity; from opportunity comes growth; from growth comes progress.", The Purpose of the Democratic Party, according to their 1984 p latform: "In the economy, we are committed to economic growth, prosperity and jobs. For the individual, we are committed to justice, decency and opportunity. For a nation, we are committed to peace, 4 strength and freedom.,". 4 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Expansion of Well Week shows great success here by Laur een Wawro If you f elt a little bit guilty last week as you popped open a bag of potato chips or took the elevator instead of the stairs, you had good reason to. Well Week was Oct. 22-26 at Parkside, and students were inundated by healthy hints and services, due to the work of Edith Isenberg and Student Health Services. Isenberg, Coordinator of S tudent Health Services, began using Well Day as a tool to promote health awareness for the past seven years. "In general, what we're trying to do is create an awareness of wellness and encourage faculty, staff and students to take advantage of our services," she said. This year Well Day was expanded into Well Week. Blood pressu re checks Monday evening and on Friday gave ev eryone the opportunity to not only have their blood pressure checked, but to discuss the results with trained medical personnel. These services offered during Well Week were free. On Tuesday, the Student Health Services held an open house and Thursday found some of the staff manning a video machine in Main Place showing two films on love by Dr. Leo Buscaglia. The main event of the week was Well Day on Wednesday. Seven years ago, Isenberg set out on a search for agencies to participate in Well Day. "We looked for agencies in Racine and Kenosha who could provide services and information to the students," said Isenberg. The agencies selected did just that, and many still do, since most of the original agencies were still participating this year. The services and information offered by these many agencies were almost endless. Pamphlets on everything from alcoholism to sickle cell anemia were available from the more than 30 agencies who set up booths in the Union and on the Concourse. Every booth was occupied by persons eager to give information and advice. F<* those who relate better to a computer than to nurses and doctors, the Food Service Department at Kenosha Memorial Hospital offered the chance to play a computer game on health and nutrition. The Red Cross was on hand with its CPE mannequin and persons willing to train others in this life-saving method. Diabetes, Colo-Rectal, Vision, Foot and Sickle Cell Anemia screenings were offered by registered nurses and medical technologists. Isenberg estimated that "On the average, 150 people went through a screening." Visitors could have their lung capacity, height and weight checked, and those who felt brave enough could find out their blood type through a somewhat painless procedure. Isenberg feels interest in Well Week is growing. "I'm excited about it," she said. "I think that in general, interest is growing, because of the national interest in health." Dean publishes bibliography on Greene Interpreting media reader oriented by Jill Whitney Nielsen "There is so much accumulated knowledge today it presents us with both its strengths and weaknesses," stated Florence Shipek, anthropology professor, who gave a speech on how t o interpret the media. She also stated, "Everything you read, hear and see has a bias and is intended to influence you." Shipek suggested "reading widely, objectively^ critically and analytically." This includes reading newspapers from all sides of the political spectrum. Shipek also stated words can be used to bias a viewpoint. "If you use an unpleasant word (to describe something), the thing being described will beWrite a letter to the Editor come unpleasant." Shipek also pointed out the importance of knowing how to read an article. "Know who the author is, what the purpose (of t he article) is, who it is written for, what is presented as evidence and what is quoted." Shipek stated when choosing candidates for a political office to "look at what they (the candidates) do and not just at what they say. People hear what they want to hear. Listen carefully and don't let your biases interfere with what you're hearing." Shipek added, "You must get both sides; if not, you're letting others make the decision for you." Parkside English professor James Seay Dean has published the most comprehensive bibliography ever on critical works and editions related to the English Renaissance writer Robert Greene, the first fulltime professional English author. Dean, who specializes in English Renaissance literature began work on "Robert Greene: A Reference Guide" eight years ago. The 283- page volume, published by the Boston- based G.K. Hall and Co., is a guide to scholarly criticism of Greene from 1675 to 1979 and provides an exhaustive, annotated bibliography as well as an index listing criticism according to author, title and subject. Dean's book is the definitive bibliography of works relating to Greene and is international in scope, referring to articles and books written in many languages, including French, Italian, Russian, German, Polish and Japanese. Greene, who wrote plays, romances, pamphlets and poems, was a contemporary of William Shakespeare, with whom he collaborated on some of Shakespear's early plays. Several of Greene's plays became sources for Shakespeare's plays. Greene, England's most popular author in the late 16th century, frequently wrote about the London underworld. He lived with the sister of London's most notorious criminal of the day. Greene's plays provided Shakespeare and others with models of the double-plot and of heroines who play major roles. LSAT GRE Law School Admission Graduate Record Test Review Exam Review SECTION 1: SECTION I: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday September 15-22 Sept. 29 & Oct. 6-7 SECTION II SECTION II: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday November 10-17 Nov. 17 & Dec. 1-2 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm $115 $130.00 MU Campus MU Campus For more information, contact; ITVV Ai TU T Marquette University Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee Wl 53223 (414) 224-7465 Week at the Park Get a "fresh start" Tuesday EVENTS Thursday, Nov. 1 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" (PG) will be shown at 3:3d p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "The Spirit of the Beehive" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, Nov. 2 MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be re peated at 1:30 p.m. and 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, Oct. 27 BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema . All sea ts are sold. Sunday, Nov. 3 MOVIE: "Spirit of the Beehive" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film series. MOVIE: "All the President's Men" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cine ma. Tuesday, Nov. 6 WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 2 p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. SHORT COURSE: "Stress Management" starts at 7 p.m in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: "The Candidate" (PG) will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Vote Union Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Nov. 7 MUSIC: "Rhombus" will perform starting at 12 noon in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PA B. SLIDE LEACURE: by Ruth Duckworth of the University of Chicago at 2 p .m. in GR 101. She will talk on the evolution of her creative work. The event is free and open to the public. SHORT COURSE: "Update on Dermatology" starts at 7:30 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. "The Gender Gap" shown The Racine Chapter of the National Organization for Women will be showing the film "The Gender Gap" on Nov. 5 at 7:30 p.m. at the Racine YWCA, 740 College Ave. The program is free and open to the public. For information contact Alice Shuman, 637-8811. RANGER 5 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 PSGA passes off campus events policy Sculptor presents lecture by Jill Whitney Nielsen The PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) Senate last Thursday approved a revised off-campus policy stating that although student organizations and clubs are expected to use University facilities when sponsoring an event, this requirement can be waived in certain circumstances. One of the revisions of the policy states that all waiver requests are to be reviewed by the Chair of SOC, the Chair of the Student Services Committee in PSGA and the Coor- Bayuzick art wins award Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick has won a juror's award in the 1984 Hoyt National Painting and Drawing Show at the Hoyt Institute of Fine Arts in New Castle, Pa. The award was given to Bayuzick for his recent airbrush painting titled "Resurrection of JoJo," and was selected by judge Dr. Louis Zona, director of the Butler Institute of American Art in Youngstown, Ohio. About 40 works were chosen for awards from more than 400 entries from around the nation. Bayuzick, whose surrealist, dream-inspired paintings have won a number of awards in national juried exhibitions, also currently is showing his work at the 46th Arrowhead Biennial Juried Exhibition at the Duluth Art Institute in Minnesota, and recently exhibited in the Wisconsin Art Education Association Members' Juried Exhibit at the UW-Milwaukee Art Galleries. Bayuzick also recently published an article title "From Dream-Motif dinator of Student Activities. Another revision is the requirement that an advisor be present at an event may be waived under "appropriate circumstances." This policy took effect Oct. 25. The 1985-86 PSGA budget of $13,132 was also approved by the Senate. The budget increases are due to an increase in the phone bill and an increase in the travel budget. The travel budget was increased to accommodate trips to monthly United Council meetings at various campuses. to Painted Phantasmagoria," which appeared in the publication Dreamworks and described his artistic approach. The article included pictures illustrating the development of several of Bayuzick's recent paintings. Bayuzick earned a master of fine arts degree from the Ohio University School of Art and joined Parkside in 1977. Baugrud writes for state Parkside Extension professor Kim Baugrud has co-written a handbook on supervising the mentally retarded criminal offender for state probation and parole agents. Baugrud and Samuel Stellman, professor at UW-Extension's Criminial Justice Institute in Milwaukee, received a $1,300 grant from the Wisconsin State Council of the Knights of Columbus to write the handbook, which is expected to be used by personnel in Wisconsin's 72 counties. The Knights of Columbus grant is the 15th to Baugrud in the past eleven years, totalling more than $30,000 to fund programs in the area of law enforcement and mental retardation. The handbook details methods of identifying and assisting mentally retarded persons caught up in the criminal justice system. It includes chapters on characteristics and causes of mental retardation, services available to the mentally retarded offender, common offenses and guidelines for counseling. Internationally known artist Ruth Duckworth will visit the Parkside campus on Wednesday, Nov. 7, to speak about her development as a ceramic sculptor. She will present a free public slide lecture on the evolution of her creative work at 2 p.m. in Greenquist Hall Room 101 and later she will meet with art students for critiques and discussions. Duckworth's appearance at Parkside is being organized by the university's art discipline and funded by the Exxon Corp. Duckworth's creative work in clay encompasses a wide spectrum of expressive organic forms, ranging from intimately scaled vessels to massive sculptures and roomsized relief murals. Her main inspiration is nature, and her art transforms phenomena such as underwater or plant life, weather patterns and the human form into sensuously abstracted motifs. She also works in a variety of techniques, including high-fired porcelain, raku and stoneware processes. Currently Duckworth is affiliated with the Exhibit A Gallery in Chicago, where she has had three solo shows. She has also shown her work internationally, including solo shows in London, Washington, Tokyo, Hamburg, New York and Rotterdam and has participated in numerous group exhibits elsewhere around the world. Over the years Duckworth has also completed many major commissions, including a 400 square foot stoneware mural for the Hinds Laboratory at the University of Chicago titled "Earth, Water and Sky," and a 240 square foot mural for the Dresdner Bank at the Chicago Board of Trade Building. Her work is also in the public collection of museums throughout the world, including the Art Institute of Chicago, National Museum of Kyoto, the Smithsonian Institute in Washington, D.C., the Stedelijk Museum in Amsterdam and Windsor Castle. Duckworth was born in Hamburg, Germany in 1919 and received most of her art education in England, attending the Liverpool School of Art, the Hammersmith School of Art and the Central School of Arts and Crafts. It was in London that she discovered clay to be the ideal medium for her expressive ideas, and her influence on the traditions of pottery in England during the 1950's was immediate and dramatic. In 1964 Duckworth came to the fHm '• United States to teach at the University of Chicago as a visiting artist, and she remained in that position until 1977. Since then she has given numerous workshops and seminars throughout the country. She also taught at the Central School of Arts and Crafts in London before coming to the States. In 1982 she received an honorary doctorate from DePaul University for her contributions to the arts. Economic recovery still possible by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor "Whoever is in the White House for the next four years, economically the outlook is good. Inflation should stay down, interest rates should stay down and economic growth should be at about 3-4 percent," stated Bill Rieber, assistant professor of Economics, at the recent Issues Forum titled "Deficit and Substantiability of the Economic Recovery." Reiber pointed out three of the major effects of the budget deficit: it will increase interest rates, it will reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing, and it will raise the value of the dollar. Rieber explained, "Every industrialized country has a deficit. The budget deficit will raise interest rates, which can reduce investment in plant and equipment and the demand for housing. Deficits actually show that there is an excess of government spending over receipts. "In terms of foreign market, the value of the dollar dies raise, and in ways this is a reflection of our strength. It's beginning to show a healthy recovery," said Rieber. There are methods of reducing the budget which could come through economic growth, reducing government spending or raising taxes. "It doesn't look like economic growth will be substantial enough for reduction," said Rieber. "Mondale's plan to raise the taxes and reducing government spending doesn't seem to be happening." On the issue of poverty, Rieber said, "There is an unequal distribution of wealth, income distribution has become more unequal over the past four years instead of more equal. Rieber also explained the indexation of the tax system which will go into effect in 1985. "An example would be, if your gross income was $20,000 and the tax rate was 20 percent, the taxes paid would be $4000. That would leave a disposable income of $16,000. If you assume that prices rise by 50 percent and gross income rises by 50 percent, without indexation of the tax system, a $30,- 000 gross income would be taxed 25 percent and have a disposable income of $22,500. With indexation of the tax system, that same $30,000 would be taxed 20 percent and have a disposable income of $24,000. This doesn't benefit the higher income individuals." Grant awarded to library project The Urban Corridor Consortiumgroup of University of Wisconsin ampuses in the eastern part of the tate-has awarded an $8,000 grant 5r a cooperative library acquisiions project that will focus on rban ethnic studies material, be atalogued at Parkside and be shard among campuses through existlg inter-library loan services. Campuses in the Consortium are arkside, UW-Milwaukee, UW-Oshkosh and UW-Green Bay. The project seeks to broaden the base of urban research resources by acquiring print and non-print material in urban ethnic studies with an emphasis on medium-sized cities, said Nicholas C. Burckel, associate director of Parkside's Wyllie Library- Learning Center. Burckel said Parkside has compiled a list of nearly 100 Consortium faculty, librarians and administrators whose teaching or research interests lie in urban ethnic studies. "UW-Parkside is a particularly appropriate institution to undertake this project because it directly serves two medium-sized cities-Kenosha and Racine-with significant ethnic minority populations," Burckel said. "UW-Parkside's faculty in the social and behavioral sciences both teach and research in these areas." Bottle of Redken or RK Shampoo with every Shampoo, Cut, & Style at 3519 52nd Street Kenosha, Wl Phone 654-6154 •••SPECIAL OFFER*** FREE TANNING SESSION In our new suntanning beds Call for appointment Bring In This Ad Offer Expires 12/10/84 6 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 With six you get eggroll PAC hosts IABC speaker by Natalie P. Haberman Every once in a while you stumble across a restaurant that seems to have it all. The Chartroom, located at 209 Dodge Street in Racine appeared to be one of tho se places. The Chartroom is a cozy, softly lit bar and restaurant that sports nautical overtones. It is a perfect place to relax, have a few drinks (the prices are reasonable) and enjoy quiet conversation. The view of the moon reflecting off Root River completes the scenario. Unfortunately, we ordered dinner. Considering the effect of the setting, the menu was a disappointment. It featured appetizers, grilled sandwiches and a limited selection of full dinners, including shrimp and chicken. The Chartroom Special is a hamburger topped with slices of bratwurst and melted cheese. (Sound good? I didn't think so either.) In all honesty, I have no one but myself to blame when I let my hunger override my instinct to avoid a place that has chicken listed under the "From the Deep" section of the menu. Feeling adventurous, I ordered a cup of chili and a chicken filet sandwich with Bar-B-Que sauce on the side. The chili was chunky, hot and bland, but tasted better when I added ketchup to its watery contents. At $1.50, it was no bargain. The chicken filet sandwich ($1.50) had very little chicken or flavor and was served on a cold, untoasted bun. My friend's medium-rare cheeseburger ($1.85) a rrived burned and the grilled onions were prepared in the deep fryer instead of a grill-top stove. This produces greasy strands of soft, brown onions. The baskets of fries and cheese curds ($1.00 each) were average at best. The check total came to $11.92 and included two rounds of drinks and one large soft drink. Had the food been of superior quality, we would have considered the money well spent. Owned and operated by the Pugh Retail price referendum examined A group, entitled "Citizens to Repeal Unnecessary Regulation" has been formed to promote a "No" vote in the City of Kenosha November 6 Referendum regarding the question to keep the mandatory unit price marking ordinance. The referendum question reads as follows: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Frank D. Husk, 5207 39th Street, Kenosha, was elected Chairman, and Louis J. Micheln, 3200 14th Place, Kenosha, was elected Treasurer. The committee is promoting a "No" vote for the following reasons: • 1. The Kenosha Shoppers will save money with the new modern types of stores which will be esta- CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 In music, high 4 Beg 9 Ventilate 12 Hawaiian wreath 13 Wash lightly 14 Female deer 15 Numbers game 17 Precious stone 19 Kind of bean 21 Fermented drink 22 Forecast 25 Surgical thread 29 A state: abbr. 30 Bar legally 32 Story 33 Choose 35 Uncanny 37 Girl's name 38 Act 40 Waltz 42 Teutonic deity 43 Gastropod moliusk 45 Assistants 47 A wing 49 Go by water 50 Church dignitary 54 Sacred images 57 Lubricate 58 Engine 60 Republican party: init. 61 Scottish cap 62 Collect 63 Period of time DOWN 1 Everyone 2 Baseball's Durocher 3 Name 4 Pledge 5 Chinese distance measure 6 Goal 7 A continent 8 Transactions 9 Fuss 10 Electrified particle 11 Communist 16 Rise and fall of o cean 18 Encounter 20 Performed 22 Urges on 23 Mature 24 The Pentateuch 26 Chinese pagoda 27 More ancient 28 Approaches 31 Evergreen trees 34 Beverage 36 Baker's products 39 Face of watch 41 Heroic event 44 South American animal 46 Encomium 48 Tiny particle 50 Vessel 51 Inlet 52 Shade tree 53 Greek letter 55 Conjunction 56 Health resort 59 Bone Puzzler answers on Page h blished in the City. Currently, Kenosha shoppers spend over $100 million annually out of town to patronize these types of st ores. • 2. Kenosha shoppers will have an increased CHOICE of types of stores to patronize. • 3. Faster checkout. • 4. Fewer errors in price ringups. • 5. Improved customer service. • 6. A more detailed sales receipt, can provide customers with itemized records of brand names, type of products, SAVINGS from coupons, use of food stamps, and bottle returns, in addition to the information now available. • 7. Most stores will continue pricing as they have done in the past. Stores using the new scannertype check-out systems will clearly display prices for the convenience of Kenosha shoppers. • 8. New jobs will be created as new retail operations will be attracted to Kenosha. These new stores will also add to the property tax base of Kenosha. • 9. More jobs will be added to expansion of some existing business. These expansions will add property tax values to the City of Kenosha. • 10. Shoppers will be able to make more of their purchases in Kenosha. Consumers will save time and travel costs now being spent to shop at stores in adjacent Counties. • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION + • & TYPING • • • Letters - Resumes • • Term Papers • t Student Rates f • PHONE 637-3600 • 6 Jacqueline Anderson 6 • 1441 Park Avenue • • Racine, Wisconsin 4 There is an organization that can benefit business and communication majors. The International Association of Business Communicators offers many programs and activities for students and professionals. IABC has i nternational and local chapters. Members of the organization attend monthly dinner meetings with speakers on communication topics, participate in annual workshops and seminars, enter state-wide award competitions, re- Mondale campaign seeks help outside ceive a monthly newsletter, interact with professionals with similar career goals and utilize a local jobplacement service. Terry Manion, a member of IABC, will visit the campus to discuss IABC and the benefits of the organization for business and communication students. Manion will meet with students on Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 105. T he meeting is sponsored by the Parkside Association of Communicators. family, The Chartroom has a great location (docking space for boaters is a major draw), friendly employees and an atmosphere unlike any place else in Racine. But when it comes down to the main attraction, The Chartroom is a flop..hook, line and sinker. The Mondale/Ferraro campaign organizers in Racine need help distributing literature and phoning districts. On Saturday, Nov. 3 and Sunday, Nov. 4 there will be a literature drop and volunteers are needed. People interested in helping the campaign can pick up literature and a route at the campaign headquarters, 207 6th Street, Racine, or at UAW Local 180, 3323 Kearney Ave., Racine. People are also needed to call residents in certain districts and urge them to vote. Ten phones will need to be manned by volunteers. For more information about how to help the campaign, contact Jennifer Meisner, 633-9803 o r Ted Masters, 631-5987. Club Events Dart Team On Saturday, Nov. 3, the UWPDT will host the Whitewater Dart Team in a Tournament at Parkside. This will be the first time another school's team had the nerve to actually play Parkside at home. The Dart Team welcomes all students to attend the tournament, starting at 4:30 p.m. in the Rec Center. There will be a social gathering after the decimation of the upstart scum from Whitewater. If you wish to defend the honor of the glorious UWPDT, there will be Dart Team Qualification Tournament Friday at 2 p.m. in the Rec Center. The team needs two more Cricket players and one more 301 player. Join the few, the proud, the Dart Team. Psychology Club The Psychology Club Speaker Series, "Career Options in Psychology" presents Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services. He will discuss t he application of his Ph.D. in Counseling and Guidance in his present work. It will be held in Moln. 107 at 1 p.m. on Monday, Nov. 5. International Student Organization ISO will b e hold a general meeting on Monday, Nov. 5 at 1 p.m. in Union 202. All members and non members welcome. Parkside Association of Communicators PAC is sponsoring a tour of Channel 6 Television station in Milwaukee on Monday, Nov. 5. We will congrgate in front of the library at 3:30 where maps and transportation will be provided. The tour is free and promises to be an interesting and entertaining educational experience for all who wish t o attend. A speaker from the International Association of Business Communicators will be on Campus Wednesday, Nov. 7 at 1 p.m. Terry Manion will discuss the benefits of IABC membership and the advantages of the organization to both students and working professionals. All communication and business majors, minors and interested and uninterested others are encouraged to attend. Geology Friday, Nov. 16, Dr. William Mode, assistant professor of Geology at Oshkosh, will present a colloquium entitled "Late quarternary environments of Baffin Island, Canada." Dr. Mode will discuss the paleo-climatic conditions of the northern Arctic based on studies of glacial deposits and analysis of fossil pollen assemblages (palynology). On Fr iday, Nov. 30, Dr. Peter A. Nielsen, assistant Professor of Geology, will present a colloquium on "Core Processes and Loithosphere Evolution." The colloquium discusses a model that may account for the driving forces of plate techtonics for the past two billion years and for the formation of the continental crust as far back in time as 3.8 billion y ears, the age of the oldest preserved crust. All colloquia are held in GR 113 at 1 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend. The Geology club is also sponsoring the annual Fall semester Rock, Gem and Mineral show, from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m., Wednesday-Friday Nov. 7-9. Donations from the exhibitors to the Geology Club are used to help offset expenses related to the club's annual field trips. Past trips have included 10 day to 3 week trips to examine first-hand the geology of the Adirondack region, the Smokey Mountains and Blue Ridge Province, the Black Hills and the Colorado Plateaus. This year the show will have 10 exhibitors offering jewelery, clocks, wind chimes and many other items fashioned from rocks and minerals. It provides an excellent opportunity to get some early Christmas shopping done and offers unique products to the Racine and Kenosha area. RANGER 7 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 "The Color Purple" Walker displays genius as novelist; poet by Joan Mattox Alice Walker: poet, novelist, literary genius. She proved it last year with "The Color Purple." Its strong literary contributions won her the 1983 Pulit zer Prize for fiction. The first black woman to win this award, she is becoming more familiar to the readers of America as well as those of o ther countries. "The Color Purple" centers around Georgia and Africa. The principal voice is that of Celie, who has been raped by a man presumed to be her father, robbed of her two children and married to a man she has no love for. Her sister, Nettie, runs away so she won't suffer the same fate that her sister did. Nettie is befriended by missionaries, a man and wife who had unwittingly adopted Ceilie's children. Separated for thirty years, the two sisters live in ignorance of e ach other's circumstances because Celie's husband refuses to give Celie the letters that Nettie writes. Celie's own sense of shame concerning her past is so great that the only comfort she receives is when she writes to God. But life for Celie begins to change for the better when her husband's lover, Shug Avery, comes to live with them. Honest, poignant, funny, sad - and it breaks new ground in fiction with the portrayal of the bonding of women. Walker once said that family relationships are sacred. Much of h er work portrays the spiritual and physical devastation that occurs when family trust is violated. One example of this is her short story "The Child Who Favored Daughter." It is the story of a black father and his reactions to his daughter's love for a married white man. The father saw, in his childhood, his sister acting the same way that his daughter is now. "When he was a boy he had a sister called 'Daughter.' She was like honey, tawny, wild and sweet ... nor did she care for the love that came to her too easily. When he begged her not to go out, to stay with him, she laughed at him and went her way, sleeping here, sleeping there ... wherever she was needed, she would say, and would laugh." Since his daughter is in love with a white man, as was his sister, he automatically assumes her a slut. "A slight, pretty flower that grows on any ground; and flowers pledge no allegiance to banners of any man." Walker states that she can relate to this situation because it happened to her. She fell in love with a white man, was engaged to him, but her father couldn't understand it. She wrote this story to better understand the depth of her father's antagonism. Another story from the "In Love and In Trouble" collection is "To Hell with Dying." This is Walker's first published work. It is also her most autobiographical piece. She wrote it while attending Sarah Lawrence College. The story takes place in her home town of Eatonton, Georgia. An old man named Mr. Sweet lived on a nearby farm. He always claimed he was going to die, so all the children in Walker's family would rush over to him to smother him with kisses and claim their love for him. "And whoever was the smallest at the time would kiss him all over his wrinkled, brown face and begin to tickle him so that he would laugh all down in his stomach." Mr. Sweet would quickly recover. Years later, when he died, Walker was away at school and didn't have the money to come to his funeral. Her gift to him was this story. Some of Walker's stories were derived from her mother's old folk stories. Walker's mother told her how poor people in the "olden days" had to make up home remedies for the sick people. "She used to crack me up with the story about my brother who stuttered and they couldn't figure out what to do about it. So finally someone told her to hit him in the mouth with a cow's melt. It's something raw and wet and bloody, and you get a grip on it and just hit the stutterer in the mouth with it. That would make anyone stop stuttering or stop talking altogether. But anyway she did it; she hit him in the mouth with the cow's melt and he stopped stuttering. She also told the family about how she would make tea out of the horse's hoof when one of them fell ill." When Walker was living in Mississippi, s he wrote most of these stories, one being "Strong Horse Tea." The "Third Life of Grange Copeland" centers around the life of a young black girl named Ruth and her grandfather named Grange. The word that best describes this book is realism. When I read the book, I could actually visualize everything Walker describes: the trees, the hills and sky - and feel the pain and the struggle of the family. These sensations are not something every writer can put down on paper, but Walker definitely has this gift. One book that I have not yet read is "Meridian." Critics say that this is also a book with a feeling. Some critics say it's her best, while some claim that the book is no thing more than a collection of scrambled, unconstructive thoughts. Its plot centers around the life of a civil rights worker. Walker is also a genius when it comes to poetry. One book of poetry is called "Revolutionary Petunias and Other Poems." When I read "Revolutionary Petunias," I had to read it over several times because the meaning is subtle. The poem is about a woman named Sammy Lou who kills the white man who murdered her husband. She goes to the electric chair at the end, but obviously fee ls no regret. On her way to the electric chair, she tells her children, "Don't y'll forgit to water my purple petunias," a statement that shows she feels life for others will go on even though hers will terminate in a matter of minutes. Another poem, titled "For My Sister Molly Who In the Fifties" is about Walker's sister, who she felt deserted the rest of th e family. Her sister went away to college and when she came home she would always correct the family's grammar or scowl at their choice of dress or food. Then one day she left. Walker understands now it was the best thing for her sister to do, because sometimes members of a family grow so far apart that it is best to go their own separate ways instead of staying together and hurting each other. When she wrote that poem, she didn't feel that way. She was deeply hurt and resentful. This month a new collection of Walker's poetry will appear on the market, called "Horses Make a Landscape More Beautiful." This brilliant author is definitely a voice of o ur time. Ed. Note: A motion picture based on "The Color Purple" is presently in production. THE PARKSIDE UNION ANNOUNCES SEMESTER BREAK IN... PUIS 10% TAX St SERVICE Includes: Round trip jet airfare, oceanfront first class hotel, ground transfers, gratuities, group escort, etc. FOR INFORMATION, CONTACT UNION RM. 209 OR CALL 553-2294 Editorial Vote Mondale Continued from Page 2 Mondale is pro-choice on the abortion issue and is against an amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. He is against the secret war in Nicaragua and has vowed to end it in his first 100 days in office. Mondale supports a mutually verifiable nuclear freeze and supports a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, provided the Soviets remain loyal to their moratorium. He also proposes a military budget increase of three to four percent as opposed to Reagan's seven percent increase. The facts are painfully clear. The programs of t he Reagan administration have only helped those in this country who need help the least -. .the wealthy. Reagan ran four years ago on the policy that government should get off the backs of the people yet he wants the government to interfere in the public's most private issues, like abortion and prayer. And his administration is isolated, unrealistic and imperialistic in its foreign policy. Money is being wasted to support a plan of action that is drawing us closer to the time when a nuclear war is a possible consequence. The choice is very clear. If you want a country that ignores the poor and chooses to dump billions of d ollars into defense, consistantly forgetting that we share this globe, then vote for Ronald Reagan. If vou want a country that helps the poor, unemployed, struggling students women and children, realizes we must communicate with the Soviets, and believes in the rights of the individual in personal and governmental matters, then vote for Walter Mondale. Vote on Tuesday, Nov. 6. 8 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Reasan/Bush/Mondale/Ferraro A look at the issues and their stands The impending Presidential election will take place next Tuesday. Because both parties have been registering new voters at a rapid pace, the act of voting has become even more important. Because the ballots cast possess so much importance, the Ranger has compiled a summary of the candidates and the issues from the Congressional Quarterly and the New York Times to give readers a clear, factual presentation of the issues, without rhetoric or emotion. It is hoped that a better-informed electorate will make the political process function more effectively. pline - one that would not penalize those dependent on the government for help - and it's high time that this be done," he said at the Economic Club in October. Ronald Reagan favors a constitutional amendment that prohibits legal abortions except when the life of the mother is in danger. "I believe that no challenge is more important to the character of America than restoring the right to life to all human beings. Without that right, no other rights have meaning," he said in a speech to the National Religious Broadcasters on Jan. 30. Reagan favors a constitutional amendment in favor of organized prayer in the public schools. "The Ronald Reagan, Republican presidential incumbent Ronald Reagan, the 40th U.S. president, was born in Tampico, HI. in 1911. He was the governor of California from 1966-1974. He was elected to the presidency on Nov. 4, 1980. Reagan maintains that he will not raise taxes. "Raising taxes will not encourage people...to work harder and be productive; raising taxes will not stimulate investment; raising taxes will not give business the incentive to innovate and make their companies more competitive," he said at a rally on Oct. 2 in Corpus Christi, Texas. Reagan supports a constitutional amendment requiring a mandatory balanced budget. "Democrats in the house killed the balanced budget amendment in 1982 and their leadership still resists allowing a vote on that amendment. Now, I recognize that idea wouldn't be a cure-all. It wouldn't even go into effect right away. But I believe it would force the leadership of the congress to work with the president on a long term budget of real discitruth is, politics and religion are inseparable. And, as morality's foundation, religion and politics are necessarily related. We need religion as a guide," he said on Aug. 22 at a prayer meeting in Dallas. Reagan believes that the main threat to peace and the American value system is the Soviet Union. As he has stated in countless speeches, Reagan's essential ideas in 1980 and 1984 are that "the Soviet Union is the chief source of trouble in the world, and that the U.S. has to strengthen itself diplomatically and militarily to counter the Soviet threat," quotes the Sept. 1, 1984 issue of the Congressional Quarterly. Reagan has proposed an annual 10 percent budget increase for the Pentagon. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, the M-X missile and the B-l bomber. Reagan has proposed the development of space-based anti-missile missiles ("Star Wars"). He has not made any serious departures from the basic elements of the post- WWII foreign policy. "He has embraced foreign aid and maintained the U.S. presence in the United Nations, the World Bank and other international bodies. He has held negotiations, reluctantly, with Cuba, Nicaragua and the Soviet Union," said the Sept. 1, 1984 Congressional Quarterly. The president has announced a program of $630 million in loans to farmers, and is offering them a chance to write off some interest owed the government. Reagan claims that his environmental policy, one of less regulation, is one of the "best kept secrets in Washington. In many big cities, the number of d ays on which pollution alerts are declared has gone down. And, if you live near a • river, you may have noticed that the signs have been coming down that used to warn people not to fish or swim," he said in a radio address on July 14. Reagan also maintains that his budget, which originally attempted to cut funding to Social Security, Medicare, indignant pregnant women and undergraduates requesting financial aid, is fair. "All of the programs for the needy that are means-tested programs, they were $47 billion in cost when we came here. They're around $64 billion... we are aiding more people and spending more money on these programs than has ever been spent in history. So, there's no basis for this demagoguery that somehow we have punished...the needy." Walter Mondale Democratic presidential challenger Walter F. Mondale was born in 1928 a t Ceylon, Minn. He was appointed on Dec. 30, 1964 to fill the seat of Senator Hubert Humphrey, who was elected vice-president. He was elected to a full senate term in 1966 and re-elected in 1972. He was elected the 42nd vice-president on Nov. 4, 1976. Mondale declared that he will raise taxes, but that he will do it according to income, with those who make the most income paying the most taxes. "Here is the truth about our future; we are living on borrowed money and borrowed time. Those deficits hike interest rates, clobber exports, stunt investments, kill jobs, undermind growth, cheat our kids and shrink our future," he said in his nomination acceptance speech of July 19. Mondale does not support a constitutional amendment requiring a balanced budget. He is against a constitutional amendment prohibiting legal abortions. "This is one of the roughest questions of American life, and it's a question I've prayed about for a long time. I cannot bring myself to support the so-called amendment that seems to be the test," he said in Tupelo, Miss, on Sept. 13. Mondale is against a constitutional amendment that allows organized prayer in public schools. "I believe in an America that honors what Thomas Jefferson first called 'the wall of separation between Church and State.' That freedom has made our faith unadulterated and intimidated. Today the religion clauses of the First Amendment do not need to be fixed; they need to be followed," he said at the convention on Sept. 6. Mondale has limited experience in foreign affairs. Initially, he was in favor of the Vietnam War. "Foreign policy has never been Mondale's strong suit. During his eleven years in the senate, Mondale did not develop a reputation as a specialist in international matters; he concentrated on domestic issues," said the Sept. 1,1984 Congressional Weekly. Mondale has proposed a 3 or 4 percent increase in military spending. He supports the Stealth bomber and the Trident submarine, but opposes the MX missile and the B-l bomber. Mondale has proposed a moratorium on the testing of anti-satellite weapons, contingent on Moscow's continuation of its previously announced moratorium on tests. He has promised to help farmers by halting farm foreclosures and stretching loan payments. He has stated that he will be tougher on those who pollute. "I will end the lawlessness that's destroying our environment. I will take polluters to court, not to lunch," he said in front of the Sierra Club on Sept. 19. Mondale has proposed adding $22 billion in social programs. "My budget is fair. A budget is an x-ray of our values. It says what kind of people we are. My budget is fair to the most vulnerable people in our society, who bore the brunt of Mr. Reagan's budget cuts. And it is fair to average-income families who got no relief from Mr. Reagan's tax cuts," he said on Sept. 10. George Bush Republican vice-presidential incumbent George Bush was born in Milton, Mass. in June 1924. He was elected the House from 1966 to 1970. He was the U.S. Ambassador to the U.N from 1970 t o 1976 a nd Director of the CIA in 1976 and 1977. He was elected 43rd vice president in November, 1980. Bush does not believe in a tax increase to reduce the deficit. He supports a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. He also favors a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortions except when the mother's life is in danger. He supports a constitutional amendment to allow organized prayer in the public schools. He is in favor of the MX missile and the B-l bomber. He favors an increase in defense spending and a reduction in social spending. He supports military aid to Central America and Nicaraguan rebels. He is in favor of the development of space-based anti-missile defenses. Bush supports Reagan's foreign policy. "Because our president has stood firm in the defense of my freedom, America has gained respect throughout the world," he said in the Sept. 7, 1984 C ongressional Quarterly. Geraldine Ferraro Democratic vice-presidential challenger Geraldine Ferraro was born in 1935 in Newbury, N.Y. She was elected to the house in 1970 and was re-elected in 1980 and 1982. She is currently serving on the House Committee on Budget, Public Works and Transportation and the Select Committee on Aging. Geraldine Ferraro supports a tax increase to reduce the deficit. She does not support a constitutional amendment to require a balanced budget. She is personally against abortion, but does not support a constitutional amendment prohibiting abortion. She also does not favor a constitutional amendment allowing organized prayer in public schools. Geraldine Ferraro is against the M-X Missile and the B-l bomber. She believes that defense spending should be reduced and social spending increased. She supports barring tests of the anti-satellite missile unless the Soviets test first.. She is against economic aid to Central America and funding for Nicaraguan rebels. Geraldine Ferraro does not support Reagan's foreign policy. "When she talks about Reagan's foreign policy, she often couches her thoughts in personal terms, telling how as a mother she had felt 'heartsick' after the bombing deaths of Marines in Beirut last fall," said the July 14, 1984 Congressonal Quarterly. RANGER Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Political communication vital The reason people choose to vote as they do is really a matter of perception on their own part. David Habbel, assistant Professor of Communication, currently teaches a course titled, "Political Communication," which discusses the implications involved in the upcoming election. Habbel said, "Each side has its ideologies and there are differences between the candidates and the supporters seem to be set up as a collective of independent collectives. They seem to place a value in the collective, like unions and that sort of thing. Republicans on the other hand are a collection of ind ependents; the whole group seems to be made up of more independent kinds of people. Both of these factors enter into how they communicate." Habbel explained the Democrats seemed to be leaning toward more complex arguments and there are specific reasons for that. Looking at the election just in terms of the State of the Union and Soviet relations, there are obvious differences as to how the candidates communicate about these issues. "There are two rather favorable conditions for Reagan. First, people perceive the economic conditions positively and the other is that people seem to like Reagan as a person. These things allow Reagan to reassure the public that things are all right. Mondale, however, is really agitating the American public. He's raising questions and concerns about all of the implications down the road, and that tends to make the arguments Mondale uses more complex. Mondale isn't really telling the public what they want to hear. Instead, he's telling them to take responsibility for our part in the arms race and our actions in regards to the U.S. is a ctually contributing to the unstable situation in Central America. He's pointing out an implicit blame and guilt that the American people have to accept. People don't seem to want to understand the complexity of that," said Habbel. When asked what people are basing t heir decisions on to vote for a particular candidate, Habbel stated, "It's important to remember that just because most people think something, it doesn't make something right. Democracy is not always right either, it elected Hitler. It's equally important that people have goood reasons for making their decisions in a particular way. When they ba se it on looks or popularity, what does that say about their potential decision making or the decision making structure in our country?" More women to try politics 1984 was t he first year in American hi story that a woman has been nominated to run for office on a major party ticket. This has raised many issues on the role of women in politics today and in the future and what the effect of a woman on the ticket has had. Sue Strickler, Political Science professor and the advisor of the Young Democrats Club stated, "According to some polls, having a woman on t he ticket hasn't helped. However I think this will serve as a catalyst...for women to enter politics. Women will be viewed as viable candidates." Strickler added "If Mondale and Ferraro lose, it could be detrimental, because some of the blame could be put on having a woman on the ticket." During a recent open forum, Chancellor Alan Guskin coma pared the issue of a women running for office with the issue of a Catholic running for office when Kennedy ran in 1960. "I think those of us who were alive when Kennedy ran for office remember the biggest issue was the fact that (he) was Catholic and could a Catholic be President of the United States....That was a big issue and he won. It's not an issue anymore that Ferraro's Catholic. That's a non-issue, although there's much more discrimination against women than there was against Catholics. Nevertheless, the fact that she ran, the fact that she's standing up there with Bush, that her name is on the ticket makes it much easier the second time around. In 1972 whe n Shirley Chisholm ran for office it wasn't a serious thing because it wasn't a major party. But this is a major party and there's a real difference in the country since 1972.1 think that having a woman on the ticket will make a significant difference in the future. I think you're going to see ... the whole population and women in particular react differently. Women are going to say 'Iif she did it, why can't I do it?' It's like the four minute mile. We create these artificial barriers. All of a sudden someone breaks through and we say: 'Hey, we can do that!' I think that's going to happen. More and more women are going to run for office. I think that time is going to come in the next four years. I think it was a great symbolic breakthrough. I think most women reacted strongly to a woman being nominated. I was pleasantly suprised and I think that feeling around the country multiplied over and over is going to change the nature of politics and that you're going to see a change for the better." Florence Shipek, Anthropology professor and the advisor of the Young Republicans club disagreed that a woman running for office would make much difference to the future of politics. Shipek stated, "Women have been moving forward since the thirties until, the fifties set them back." Alice S human, attorney with Albert, Jude and VanRemmen, agreed that it wouldn't change future politics. Republican group grows on campus Political experts have called it a reflection of t he country's conservative mood, or a reaction to a tighter economy. 'It" is the increase in conservatism on college campuses over the last several years, which has manifested itself during the 1984 campaign as a sharp increase in the number of college-age Republicans. The Young Republican Party has about 125,000 members nationwide, and the number is growing. The increase in numbers is perhaps most striking at Madison. While traditional liberal student leaders at Madison have been sculpting the Statue of Liberty on Lake Mendota or covering Bascom Hill with pink flamingos, Young Republicans have been busy recruiting. Two years ago, the Young Republicans had ten members. That number has grown to 120 members and 300 names, making them the largest organization at Madison. At Parkside the story is similar. The recently formed Young Republicans have ten members. "But we have not had a membership drive," says Gina G. Sheppard-Wolthausen, who formed the group several weeks ago. The group set up a booth in Molinaro Concourse last week. Sheppard-Wolthausen said the group gave away 500 Reaga n-Bush bumper stickers and pins in an hour and a half. She said she was surprised by the number of students who wanted pins to wear. Interest among professors was also strong. "I couldn't believe the faculty coming out of the closet," she said. Sheppaard-Wolthausen considers herself a political independent, however. She says she formed the group to get another point of view on campus. She does not uncritically accept the conservative view of things, she says, any more than she accepts the liberal view. "My education as an undergraduate is that 90 percent of the facts are based on somebody's opinion," she said. Ron Weller, a senior majoring in mechanical engineering, said the Republicans "appear greedy only because they have performed better in achieving their goals." He said the Republicans work on more crucial issues like national defense and foreign policy. "Most of the issues that the Democratic Party continues to introduce into their campaign are problems that could be solved more efficiently at the state and local level," Weller said. He said that while the Democratic Party is unable to run the country effectively, the Republicans have shown great political finesse by nominating an actor for president. "He was hired by the Republican Party to be a great leader," said Weller. "Reagan has done his job so well h e will be elected again." Racine/Kenosha sample ballot Presidential Ballot (Democratic) Walter F. Mondale Geraldine A. F erraro (Republican) Ronald Reagan George Bush (Libertarian) David B ergland Jim Lewis (Constitution) Bob Richards Maureen Salaman (Workers World P arty) Larry Holmes Gloria LaRiva (Independent) Lyndon M. LaRouche, Jr. Billy M. Davis (Wisconsin I ndependent Alliance) Dennis L. Serrette Nancy Ross (Citizens Party) Sonia Joh nson Richard J. Walton (Socialist Workers Party) Melvin T. Mason Matilde Zimmermann (Communist Party, U.S.A.) Gus Hall Angela T. Davis First Congressional District (Racine, Kenosha, Walworth, Rock and part of Green counties) Les Aspin (D ) Pete Jansson (R) 22nd State Senate District Joseph Andrea ( D) John N. Allen (R) Charles A. Olson (Const.) Racine Ballot 28th Senate District Lynn Adelman (D) Raymond J. Gray (R) 66th Assembly District Peter O. Selander (D) Cloyd A. Porter (R) 61st Assembly Scott Fergus (D) Donald Walsh (R) 63rd Assembly Ronald A. Sell (D) E. James Ladwig (R) 83rd Assembly Raymond J. Moyer (D) David J . Lepak (R) County Clerk Dennis Kornwolf (D) Doris Ann F remlin (R) County Treasurer Paul A. Smith (D) Diana L. Hoey (R) Sheriff Robert L. Rohner Clerk of Circuit Court Lawrence E. Flynn (D) District Attorney Gerald P. Ptacek (R) Register of Deeds Gerald M. Karwowski (D) Helen M. Schutten (R) REFERENDUM "Shall the President and Con gress make federal funds available for local jobs and programs in quality education, public transportation energy-efficient housing, improved health care and other essential services by reducing spending on nuclear weapons and programs of foreign military intervention; and to negotiate with the Soviet Union an immediate mutual halt to the testing, production and deployment of further nuclear weapons and their delivery systems." Kenosha Ballot 64th Assembly District Peter William Barca (D) Gary T. Adelsen (R) Tony Michetti (Const.) 65th Assembly District John Antaramian (D) 66th Assembly District Cloyd P orter (R) Pete Selander (D) County Clerk John Collins (D) County Treasurer Ruth M. Radatz Sheriff Fred R. Ekornaas (D) Richard J. Amason (R) Coroner Thomas J. Dorff Clerk of Circuit Court Janet I. Meier District Attorney Robert D. Zapf (D) Register of Deeds Donna M. Dietman (D) Surveyor Robert L. Smith (D) REFERENDUM: "Shall the City of Kenosha keep the retail price display ordinance which generally requires that individual packages of every consumer commodity offered for retail sale bear the price of such commodity in prominently displayed, easily readable Arabic numerals?" Politcal stories were Written and researched by Bob Kiesling, Jill Nielsen, Kari Dixon and Pat Hensiak. Graphics by Paul Berge. ——— Actress liked campus Psychology club gets active RANGER Carolyn Blackinton enjoyed working at Parkside. "I loved working on this project. I found it really interesting because a lot of tim es in professional theater you go for results, and this allowed me to work on the process of acting." Blackinton c ame to Parkside six weeks ago to be part of the cast of "Crimes of the Heart." She is a profesional actress who was hired to portray the role of Meg, giving Parkside dramatic arts students the opportunity to work with a professional and learn from her experiences. Dr. Lee VanDyke posted the position with the Actor's Equity Hot Line in Chicago. "Everyone in my age group had sent their picture in (to VanDyke). He only interviewed about ten people, so I was really lucky, and I do think of it as luck," said Blackinton. The people here at Parkside treated her "deliriously wonderful." She found VanDyke, as director, to be "...no different than many directors in professional theater. In fact, he gave me a lot ol freedom. He's a very good director." The rest of the cast members she found to be "...more honest in the play. That was a problem I was having. I wasn't as honest. It was1 making me re-evaluate and look for the truth in the play, rather than going for the laughs. "University theater has the luxury of doing art ... that's what I miss about it and that's what's so spoiling. When I got out of university theater (and into professional acting), I said 'This is theater?' because educational theater is more of an art form and there is more of an appreciaton for trying to find the truth. "Comparing professional theater to the university level, I was really surprised to find everyone was at the high quality level that they were," Blackinton said. "I had taught some classes in other places and some of the people were really terrible. Here it's incredible the quality work that you're getting. Lee (VanDyke) is doing a really remarkable job." From here Carolyn Blackinton goes to Chicago where she will be playing Brenda in "A Bedful of Foreigners" at the Drury Lane Theater. She will also be auditioning for a part in the Wisdom Bridge Theater production of "Hamlet." She is currently being seen in television commercials for the Chi- Chi's restaurants now being aired in southeastern Wisconsin. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The Psychology Club at Parkside is looking for members at all times. In their four-year existence, they have averaged a fairly small group, with about ten active members this semester. "With such a limited number of people in the club, we don't have a very strong impact," said club president Mary Jonker. The purpose of this struggling club is to familiarize psychology majors with each other, with the field of psychology and with career Vonnegut by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Kurt Vonnegut is a widely respected author whose works have time and time again found their way into the best seller lists. One of his books, "Slaughterhouse Five," also appears on another list, that of the most frequently banned books in American schools. "It's banned for ridiculous reasons," Vonnegut said at a recent press conference, "It's not an erotic book or an incitement to violence, or anything else. Years and years ago, somebody made up a list of 'bad' books. This list continues to circulate today. But it's a very dated list because the books that are on it were all published before 1972. The United States ought to celebrate that a dirty book has not been published since 1972. The whole thing is, nobody has updated the list. "Somebody tries to be a good school administrator or whatever, and doesn't know much about books. He or she gets hold of this list, from God knows where. (This person) reads the list, takes it seriously, and goes out trying to protect children, but doesn't have a very good idea how to do it. I realize that the people who are banning the books know that something is making their children crazy, and have reason to suspect it may be the books." Vonnegut also discussed his appearance in the "coffee achiever" commercial. "This is the only commercial I've ever done. I've turned down many. Coffee has indeed FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE .41 TO BANK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC opportunities. The meetings, which are held ir regularly, tend to be used for organization of planned events. This semester's event is a speaker series where guests in the field of psychology are asked to speak on the various career opportunities available to psychology maj ors. "So many people believe that the only career options for psychology majors are teaching and counseling," said club vice president Luann Simpson. "Most of us are never going to be Dr. Joyce Brothers." been my friend. It kept me awake during WWII. It got me through college. Of all the narcotics we use to get through life, it seems to be the most benign." Not everyon e was pleased to see him in the commercial, however. "I got a letter from a guy who works with Ralph Nader saying I should give the money I made from the commercial to charity, that I should be ashamed of myself, and did I realize what this stuff did to pregnant women. I wrote him back and asked him if he thought I looked pregnant in the commercial." When asked what kind of person he would like to see in the White House, Vonnegut replied that he would like to see someone who would take an interest in the future. "We have become a very short sighted nation. Nobody is looking after our grandchildren's interests. Nobody's doing much about acid rain, pollution or this enormous debt. If there was some truly unselfish person who would think of future generations, who could get into the White House, that would be a welcome change, because we're all living day to day now, not taking the long view of anything." Vonnegut also had some advice for young writers. "If I were starting out now, number one, I wouldn't marry. I wouldn't want to put a family at risk, because it's a terrible way to make a living. "I would probably go to Chicago, by J im Neibaur Feature Editor XTC has introduced us to a new low in electronic torture with their latest LP from Warner Brothers, "The Big Ex press." The album is, in a word, terrible! The high points include Seagulls Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her, which bears some interesting similarities to the George-Harrison penned Beatles excursion into electronic toying Blue Jay Way and This World Over, a Peter Gabrieles- Among t he plans the Psychology Club has if more members are obtained are a Graduate Record Exam (GRE) workshop to aid students in taking this essential exam for entry into graduate school, and arrangements for undergrad senior psychology majors to work as professor assistants in 100-level courses. "Anyone interested in joining the club can stop in and talk to anyone in Molinaro 315," said Jonker. "Virtually everyone in that room is involved with the club in some capacity." photo by Rob b Luebr Kurt Vonnegut and hang around the theatrical world down there. It seems to me that American theater is very lively right now, especially in Chicago. There are young playwrights, such as Sam Shepard and David Mamet, who are doing much more interesting work than the novelists. "(A writer should) go into the art and say to hell with making a living or not. It's very disagreeable to use the arts as a business, as a way to support a family. I don't think that I would want to do it again, it's too scary. And also, it's too inhibiting. "You also have to have a monastic view about the art if you're going to go into them." que fresh air nightmare. The rest of the album is either annoyingly redundant or just plain lousy, with songs sounding like somebody just turned on a bunch of electronic gadgets and left the room, adding vocal tracks later. The songs are lyrically impressive for the most part, but these lyrics are buried so deep within the overpowering electronic muck that they render the entire LP unlistenable. Definitely a prime entry for the great record meltdown. Ranger needs writers (DI&e ^uieet ^boppE 25 OFF Assorted Toffees We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Ranger needs ad representatives A coffee achiever speaks New XTC album sucks RANGER 11 'Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge Recordreview Hope and Glory by J im Neibaur Feature Editor Overtly gay singer/songwriter Tom Robinson made some impressive wages with the explicitly gay anthems, Right On, Sisters, Glad to be Gay and 2-4-6-8 Motorway all receiving chart s tatus in the U.K. but achieving only a cult following in America. His latest, "Hope and Glory," despite a somewhat danceable cover of Steely Dan's 1974 top ten hit "Rikki Don't Lose that Number," finds Robinson's lyrics simple where they were once intelligent and weak where they were once so strong. Ev en his collaboration with Peter Gabriel, "Atmospherics: Listen to the Radio" is unworthy of either artist. The rest of the songs bear a musical similarity to a combination Record review KING KAN Pick up Miller High Life's' new 32 oz. quart can. Ounce for ounce, its got more of that same great Miller High Life taste. Tom Robinson LP of Huey Lewis and Men at Work -a rather repulsive combination, indeed. While not a truly wretched effort, "Hope and Glory" doesn't seem like the record that will give Robinson the commercial success he apparently wants so desperately. Give my regards to Broad Street by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Paul McCartney's new LP "Give My Regards to Broad Street" is a soundtrack album to his new movie of the same name. Along with a handful of original tracks, it includes a wealth of early Beatle material reworked by the person once called "the cute Beatle." McCartney i s undeniably one of the finest songwriters in the history of popular music, having penned such diverse numbers as Yesterday, The Night Before, I'm Down, Heifer Skelter and Oh Darling. H is recent solo work, however, is a quaint bore, no more than a whisper in the realm of rock and roll. "Broad Street" is, like its predecessors, a sticky pop excursion with glossy trappings. The remakes lack the pure spontaneity of the originals, while the new songs are just more of the same technically wellcrafted, yet supremely empty compositions McCartney has been doing of late. How this music will tie into the plot of his new film remains to be Paul McCartney seen, but as an LP it serves only as another of many artistic embarrassments from a man who once gave us some of the finest music ever conceived. Ask For It At Your Favorite Hole! 12 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER Film, review American Dreamer • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If you like light, funny, non-cerebral entertainment, then Warner Brother's "American Dreamer" is as good a film as you'll see this season. JoBeth Williams shines as a domestic housewife who wins a free trip to Paris where a blow on the head causes her to actully believe she is her favorite literary heroine, Rebecca Ryan, taking herself and the hapless Tom Conti on a series of exciting and amusing escapades throughout the French city. The film is well paced, well performed and makes great use of the location photography. The domestic scenes are cute, containing a well edited slapstick bit performed without stunt doubles; and the scenes that take place in Paris retain the fast pace and energy. The character's extra dimension offers a bit of an acting challenge to Williams who pulls it off with grace and style. Conti is delightful as her victimized comrade, playing comedy with much the same verve and precision as Dudley Moore. "American Dreamer" is.a delightful film containing all of the elements that make modern motion Tom Conti and Jobeth Williams pictures such a pleasure. While nothing pretentious or deep in the style of Renoir, Truffaut or Eisenstein, "American Dreamer" nevertheless is highly recommended for those relishing pure escapist entertainment, yet still desiring enough style and finesse to make the film analytically satisfying. "American Dreamer" is presently playing at the Regency Mall cinemas in Racine. PAB Film All The President's Men • • • • • by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Oscars went to actor Jason Robars and screenwriter William Goldman for "All the President's Men," a screen saga of Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward (who recently wrote the controversial John Belushi book "Wired") and Carl Bernstein, who investigated the Watergate break-in which led to an earth-shaking scandal. This 1976 film is rather long, over two hours, but remains very engrossing, perfectly paced and filled with excellent performances by Robert Redford, D ust in Hoffman, Jack Warden, Martin Balsam, Hal Holbrook and Jane Alexander. "All the President's Men" is one of the most important motion pictures of our recent history, for both artistic and historic reasons. A fine and fitting entry into PAB's first semester film schedule. Hypnotist DeLuca a hit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor "It was really strange, like being in two places at once." This was how one man described his experience being hypnotized by comedian- hypnotist Tom DeLuca. DeLuca, who has been noted by Newsweek as one of the most popular acts on college campuses, appeared last Wednesday in front of a sell-out crowd in the Union Cinema. His unique blend of comedy totally captivated the crowd, earning him a standing ovation. DeLuca began his program with an extremely funny slide show. He then got several volunteers on stage to help him with his demonstration of what he calls BSP, a parody of ESP. DeLuca admits at the outset that he is a f ake and has no psychic powers whatsoever. This did not stop him, however, from correctly predicitng what word one volunteer Album rock out-EOR in According to Kevin Goldman of "Variety" magazine, radio consultants who made their reputations through Led Zeppelin, Yes and Journey are abandoning these groups and AOR (Album Oriented Radio) format, and beginning another format for the "baby boom" generation tentatively titled EOR or Electronic Oriental Rode. "This format is geared to anyone 25 years and over," king of AOR' consultants Lee Abrams told "Variety." "A listener can hear jazz as, well as old records by Traffic. "Where do you go when you grew up with Cream and are not (Christopher Cross, Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, et al) yet? There are only so many times you can hear "Stairway to Heaven." The two stations airing EOR now are WGXR-FM, Baltimore and WKGR-FM, West Palm Beach. DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIME! 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Among other things DeLuca caused them to revert to the age of five, see the audience nude, and made them believe that they themselves were nude. DeLuca has been performing for seven years and has been on the college circuit for five. He holds an MS in psychology from Sangamon State University. He says he tries to be different than the average performing hypnotists, most of whom PAB Free film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The free film series that PAB sponsors in the Union Cinema Tuesday nights at 7 p.m. has come a long way in the right direction from the awful Clint Eastwood festival last month. This month's entries include the semi-brilliant "The Candidate," a very appropriate political drama starring Robert Redford. Sheer brilliance is represented by Stanley Kubrick's strange, hilarious and ultimately rather disturbing comedy "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Tom DeLuca dress in tuxedos and talk in very sonorous tones about "The Power Of The Mind." DeLuca tries to be more like the audiences he performs for, very casual, in order to create a better rapport with them. Judging from the response he received last Wednesday, his strategy worked, as he was very warmly received by the crowd. series Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb!" The execrable "A Star is Born" with Barbra Streisand and Kris Kristofferson ruining a story that Fredric March and Janet Gaynor (not to mention Judy Garland and James Mason) made so captivating in earlier years will also be featured for those who care. The last entry in this series is the long but competent love story "The Way We Were" with Streisand and Redford. No trace of boring Clint, and despite "A Star is Born," a rather impressive series of films, worth the free admission. A pause in the disaster by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Infiltrating sports into features has been my goal since starting my job as sports editor. The feature editor and I constantly vie for readers' attention. When asked to write "Pause," I saw an opportunity to reach "feature section only" readers and hook them into sports. Sports at Parkside carries a certain stigma. If you're a jock, you're a dumb jerk. If you're a sports writer, you're an incapable writer. One individual went so far as to ask if the reason I became sports editor was because I couldn't get any other position. Even the editor in chief takes sports lightly, probably due to her lack of knowledge. She mistakenly thought 16-3 could be a final score in a soccer game. Readers give me no respect. Either they ignore sports altogether (I watched one woman leaf through the entire paper, then shut it when she reached the sports section), or send nasty letters to the editor. One man claimed since he has returned to Parkside, the sports section needs writers badly. I wonder if people know how hard it is to get writers. It's bad enough getting people to write news or features (where they get into movies or plays free), but when I ask if they're interested in sports, they gag and say they have no writing abilities. What staff I do have, however, is quite good. I guess I should strive for quality, not quantity. With all this lack of respect, I still find the job rewarding and fulfilling. People will always criticize. People will remain apathetic. Part of the trouble, I was informed, is I don't insult Barbra Stresiand or Michael Jackson. Next week, look for a scathing report on both in the sports section. RANGER SEASON PASSES All games start at 7:30 P.M. Phy Ed season passes for all games (available at Phy Ed) student: $10.00 general: $18.00 Post-game entertainment after every game in Union Square provided by PAB The entertainment after the games is free if you attend the game. UW-P Men's Varsity Basketball Home Game Schedule Monday Nov. 19 vs Tuesday Nov. 20 vs Saturday Nov. 24 vs Wednesday Nov. 28 vs Monday Jan. 14 vs Thursday Jan. 17 vs Friday Jan. 25 vs Monday Feb. 4 vs Wednesday Feb. 6 vs Tuesday Feb. 12 vs Saturday Feb. 16 vs Wednesday Feb. 20 vs Tuesday Feb. 26 vs Thursday Feb. 28 vs * November 28 - Science Trinity College Macalester College St. Xavier College Lake Superior State College UW Stevens Point Illinois Institute of Technology Milwaukee School of Engineering Concordia College UW Milwaukee UW Oshkosh Purdue University-Calumet Northeastern Illinois University Judson College St. Joseph's College Division Game Before Regular Game Entertainment Balloons Straightface Bucks Stove & Range Co. Burst Destiny Big Daddy Sun & the Outer Planets Rainbow's End Phil Delta & the River Delta Band The Process (No program - Winter Carnival) Jazz Combo in Main Place TKO Eddie Clearwater Blues Band Hot Rods BUY YOUR SEASON PASS NOW! 14 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 RANGER All-American Todd Yde practicing a takedown manuever on Ail-American Ted Keyes. Wrestler caught in a head lock VIDEO GAME TOURNAMENT NOV. 5 & 7 From 1 to 2 p.m. Prizes for FIRST SECOND THIRD PLACES On Selected Games Quarters Not Included Wrestling team looking good! by Mi Jce Mackovich After three weeks of practice, the wrestling team is looking in top shape, according to Coach Jim Koch. "Goals for this year's team are to finish among the top five teams of the NAIA National Championships and to finish among the top ten teams at the NCAA n National Championships," said Koch. According to Koch, the team has the personnel with the experience and the ability to accomplish these goals. This year's wrestling hopefuls include Jerril Grover, junior, at 118 lbs. Last year Jerril was 29-29. At 126 is Dan Hall, sophomore, who had a 24-10 record with 17 pins. At 134 lbs. are Jack Danner, sophomore, who was 10-8 last year; Bruce Mergner, sophomore and Johnnie Walker, freshman. At the 142 lb . weight class is sophomore Mark Dubey, who finished last year with a 26-19 record. The 150 lb. class will b e challenged by two freshmen - Joe Jurss and Mike Mackovich. Mike Muckerheide, senior, will have the top spot at 158 lbs. Mike is a three-time All- American and placed sixth and seventh at the NAIA tourn ey and fourth at the NCAA tou rney. His college record stands at 97-39. At the 167 lb. class are Todd Yde, senior, and Jon Mankowski, sophomore. Yde is also a returning All-American who placed fourth at the NCAA H tourney and has a record of 57-2 4-2. Jon's record was 4- 7. Ted Keyes has the top spot at 177 lbs. Ted is a returning Ail-American who placed sixth at the NAIA tourney last year and has a 76-26 record. Shawn Yde is also at 177 lbs., but will be red-shirted this year. At 190 lbs. are two freshmen, Craig Patz and Scott Priebe. At heavyweight will be Tedd Krueger, freshman. Soccer team completes week with a 2-1 win over NKU The Rangers finished a successful week with a 2-1 win over Northern Kentucky University last Sunday, Oct.- 28. In the game, which resembled a mud-wrestling match, the Rangers forged to a 2-0 half-ti me lead and clung to the victory. The heavy rains helped ruin the playing surface, but did not dampen spirits as both teams put on a fine display of tough collegiate soccer. Parkside's Greg Whipple scored just 12:16 minutes into the match and was assisted by Don Theisen and Jim Spielmann. At 26:10, Scott Gerhartz scored the game winner after stealing the ball from a NKU defender. Parkside dominated the first half, outshooting NKU 13-0. The second half saw NKU b attle back into a game played primarily in the midfield. "It was a well deserved win. NKU has a very good program, it was an exciting soccer match. I was pleased to see the dominance displayed by Jim Spielmann," said Coach Rick Kilps. Parkside's next match is against Wheaton College an NCAA Division Three ranked team in the country. Wheaton is currently sporting a 17-1 record with a 17 game winning streak. Parkside standings are 11-3. photo by Phil Janusiak Juggling in the afternoon. Jeff Delfield, right, and Troy Mayne. < » * • • « • • • * « . . . • • » . * « PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CLASSES § Starting Next Week Thurs., 4:00 p.m.-5.00 p.m., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$15) Mon, 4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m., Nov. 5-Dec.JO, Course Fee:$20 S 1 k Aerobics 1 Better | Bowling | Mastering 8 Billards Register for recreation classes by stopping in Union Room 209. ^ Between 8:00 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday-Friday or calling 553-2408. ^ Tues/Thur., 5:30 p.m.-630 p.m., Nov. 6-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$20 RANGER 15 Thursday, Nov. 1, 1984 Where are the sports fans? by Steve Kratochvil According to Wayne Dannehl, director of physical education, attendance at Ranger home basketball games has been down over the last couple of years, yet last year grossed more than the previous year. Dannehl added, "Our attendance is equal to, if not better than the state university schools with perhaps the exception of Stevens Point and Eau Claire. The only reason their attendance is good is because they currently have strong basketball programs. A few years ago if you went to a Point basketball game, you had the whole gym to yourself. "This year we too have a good team. I would be surprised if we did not win 20 games this year," said Dannehl. Dannehl feels attendance is not a criteria for the success of Parkside sports. If it were, only men's basketball would survive and the other 15 sports would fold. "I was not really disappointed with our attendance last year. We drew 1,000 people to our home district playoff game, whereas Lacrosse only drew 200.1 realize that students have different activities. Sometimes over half the people in the stands at our games are nonstudents," said Dannehl. John W. Jensen, a Parkside senior, said, "I have gone to six or seven games every year until recently. I have other things to do now. I have always enjoyed the games and then going to the Union to drink beer and listen to the postgame entertainment. It's a good deal. It's too bad that Parkside is a commuter school, otherwise they would have a lot more people at their games." Jensen blames the Parkside sys-. tem for the lack of large crowds. "There just seems to be a lade of interest in every Parkside activity. It's not like it was when I was a freshman." He also feels that Parkside should appeal to groups. Dannehl notes the group factor also. "The Chemistry Club is sponsoring a faculty basketball game this year before the regular game. Beer companies are always interested in being a sponsor, though you must be careful there!" The lack of advertising and sponsorship has taken away the Parkside basketball radio contract with WRJN. A few years ago, every game was broadcast live, including the games out in California. "We still have a chance for radio," commented Dannehl, "however, television is out." According to Dannehl, Racine Telecable wanted to televise the games for free on live TV. Parkside asked for a nominal fee, but Telecable refused. "Maybe if the y showed our games on a tape delay basis, things would be different," added Dannehl. Jeff Jelineck, a Parkside freshman, plans on going to a few games this year. "I have read about Parkside basketball in the newspapers. I know they play some Division I teams. I plan on going to some of the games here." If more people have this school spirit attitude, Ranger home games could sky-rocket. Parkside has played in front of crowds in excess of 17,000 on the road against Division I opponents. "And we've won some of those games," said a smiling Dannehl. There are promotions lined up for this year. Dannehl explained that these promotions serve as a fringe benefit to the people who come to the games. They are not necessarily designed to increase attendance. Promotions include free admission to the post-game entertainment in the Union. Also, a ticket purchase for the opening game, Nov. 19, includes a free ticket for NOv. 20. A drawing will be held in which three people will be selected at half-time to shoot a half cou rt shot. A successful attempt will be awarded a $100.00 check. Dannehl also commented on the atmosphere at Parkside home games. "In years past we had a pep band, but received many letters from people who were angry at their rowdy conduct. We have replaced the band with a large organ. We feel that we have an exceptional organist this year to enhance everyone's enjoyment." Tickets for students are only $1 in advance and $2.50 at the door. The real bargain is the $10 student season ticket. This comes out to about 60' per game, and a season pass entities the holder to the entertainment in the Union a fter the game. Men's cross country Rangers capture 1st place by Eric Hilmoe The Ranger men's cross-country team avenged last week's loss to North Central by beating them in last Saturday's Chicago Invitational. The team captured first place with a score of 27 and were followed in second place by North Central, who finished with 65 points. Leading the way to victory was Tim Renzelmann. Renzelmann posted a time of 19:52, for first place. It was Renzelmann's second straight first place finish. George Kapheim followed in second place with a time of 20:04. Other Parkside finishers in the four mile race included Rich Miller in fifth, Dan Stublaski, eighth, Ted Miller, 11, Andy Serrano 16 and Dan Peterson, 25. Coach Lucian Rosa said of the victory, "This was the first time in weeks we didn't have someone sick or hurt. We proved that with our full squad together, we can be a very strong team." Services Offered IMPROVE STUDY habits, lose weight, stop smoking. 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JOHN H: Monday was hell without you. Don't leave me alone again. I get schizophrenic! Puzzler Answer A L T 1 P L E 1 A D A | I ! R L E 1 R 1 N S E D 0 E L O T T O D 1 A M O N D L i M A • A L E P R E D 1 C T M S E T O N R 1 E S T O P T A L E O P T E E R 1 E A D A D E E D O A N C E E R S N A 1 U H E L P E R S A L A S A 1 L P R E L A T E 1 C O N S O 1 L M O T 0 R G O P T A M A A s S E A The NAIA eighth-ranked Rangers take the next three weeks off in preparation for the NAIA National meet, which they will host Nov. 17. Rosa feels his team will surprise many teams in the upcoming meet. "This team is the strongest I've ever had here. I think we can go out and prove to the other top ranked teams that we are better than our ranking indicates." Following North Central in third place was Wheaton with a score of 84. Illinois Benedictine and host Soccer team's 8th shut-out Parkside's soccer team notched their eighth shut-out of the year with a convincing 4-0 win over Whitewater. Parkside outshot the Warhawks 18-2. Goalkeeper Jeff Medin picked up the win with freshman Mike Riva picking up the save. The defense did a fine job with sweeper Andy Buchanan picking up the pieces in back of solid performances by defenders John Scanlon, Charlie Rodriguez and Mike Robertson. Eduardo H err era, previously sidelined with a hamstring injury, was back to his earlier form, which provided the opportunity to switch the defense. Scoring in the Whitewater match for the Rangers were Rocky Donovan with two goals, Scott Gerhartz, one goal and Jim Spielman one goal. Greg Whipple picked up an assist. Wayne Adema also picked up an assist. ' '• p •' school Chicago rounded out the top five with scores of 92 a nd 154 re spectively. Women's cross country Team ties , for second by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Parkside's women's cross country team tied with Milwaukee for second place in the Marquette dual meet held last Saturday, Oct. 27. Both teams scored 52 point s. Marquette took f irst with 33 points. Michelle Marter led the Rangers with a fifth place finish and a time of 19:05. Julie McReynolds took eighth place with a time of 19:41. Sarah Hiett finished in 19:59 and took 11, and finishing 13th with Jill Fobair with a 20:14 time. Behind Fobair was Colleen Weismer, who placed 15th with a time of 20:17. Rounding off the team were Julie Wunrow and Cathy Polacheck, 19th and 20th pla ces respectively. "We ran a regular race," said Coach Mike DeWitt. "There were no real outstanding times this week, with the exception of Julie McReynolds. She probably ran her best race of the season." According to DeWitt, the track was muddy and difficult to run. This made for a slower paced race. "The girls were not too pleased with their time," added DeWitt. "I thought they ran fine. They had a hard week of workouts and the course was difficult. Milwaukee is ranked in the top 10 for the state," said DeWitt. The women are resting up for Nationals, which will be held here on Nov. 17. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN MONDAY, NOV. 5 ATLANTA AT WASHINGTON > * BEER • SODA • WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION 16 Thursday, Nov. 1,1984 HANGER Miller aspires to attain Ail-American status by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor This year's men's cross country team is said to be one of the best Parkside ever had. Some of the team's strengths come in the form of Rich Miller, a junior in his third year on the team. Miller graduated from Case High School in Racine. According to Miller, Case's cross country program is ranked second in the state. The 20-year-old junior began his running career in seventh grade. "I never liked cross country until about my senior year in high school. I love it now, in fact, I like it even more than I did in high school," said Miller. In high school, Miller was named Soccer Men take game from ISU-E Fighting a strong head-wind, the Parkside Rangers took the match from NCAA Division II Indiana State Evansville, 3-1. The Rangers went into half-time deadlocked 0-0. The second half was a different story. After blowing three one-on-one chances with the ISU-E goalkeeper, the Rangers lit up the scoreboard on a corner kick play from Jim Spielmann to Andy Buchanan for a driving head shot goal at four minutes of the second half. ISU-E came back to knot the score 1-1 on a penalty kick after an Eagle forward was taken down in the box a t 17:63. The Rangers waited to score the game winner until 41 minutes when Scott Gerhartz's cross found Mike Robertson in front of the net. Robertson flicked the ball on to teammate Wayne Adema for a full-volley goal. At 44:55 minutes, Scott Gerhartz beat the opposing goalkeeper only to be pulled down by the keeper. Mike Robertson converted the penalty kick for the final goal. "I was not particularly pleased with our second half play, but was content with the results. After ending the first half 0-0 and having beaten the strong wind, I felt we could have done much better in the second half. We let them back into the game. Once again, however, we proved not be be quitters," stated Coach Rick Kilps. three times to the Racine County First Team for cross country. In his senior year. Miller was state champion on the mile relay for track, and was awarded All Milwaukee County for cross country. According to Miller, when he arrived at Parkside three years ago, the cross country team was not very good. Miller also had to adjust to new coaching. "Rosa is a great guy. He's learning how to be a better coach as the season progresses," added Miller. "I've learned through him and the past two seasons how to adjust. Rosa can also read me a little better." Unlike many runners, Miller doesn't usually train off season. Some guys, according to Miller, may average 100 miles a week. Thus, in July and August, Miller was averaging about 30-60 miles a week. During the season, Miller averaged between 70 and 80 miles a week. "Right now, I'm tapering off to 50 miles a week, because the team is gearing up for Nationals," said Miller. Miller explained this system of running. "You want to build up a base during off season. To do that, you go thorough workouts that condition you for the races. The more miles you have behind you, the better off you're supposed to be." Miller lives with his parents and one sister. His parents have always supported his running. "Through high school, my parents went to the meets and fully supported my cross country. Now, however, since the team travels a lot, they're unable to keep up with it as much as they would like. I know they're still supporting me." Miller's academic concentration is accounting. At present, he sees no real future career in running. "I'd like to get into some coaching. If the chance came, I'd take it." The goal for Miller is to reach All American athlete. "Right now, I'm running personal records and each season my times drop. Hopefully, I'll be able to gain All American status, which should be a goal for any college athlete if they're serious," concluded Miller. Women's basketball Team has potential to be good! by Carol Kortendiek Sports Editor The up and coming women's basketball team has what it takes to be good despite some crucial drawbacks, according to Coach Wendy Miller. "Potentially speaking, we should be very good, but I think our youth and inexperience are going to be against us for a while. All these kids are learning to play together for the first time," said Miller. Parkside's ten member team consists of two returning players and eight new players. The returnees are Merry Dickman, senior and Debby Hansen, sophomore. New members are Kelly Conners, Camy Greco and Karen Tuinstra, freshmen; Cheryl Ketterhagen, Melissa Osterman, Kim Van Deraa and Kay Wolferstetter, sophomores; and Mary Metcalf, junior. According to Miller, the number of players will make it hard for the team to survive. Miller explained, "If someone gets hurt, we'll be low in numbers and it's hard to scrimmage without enough people." The team has four guards, seven forwards and one center. "We'll be hurting in the guard position. If our guards get injured or into foul trouble, we'll be in trouble," explained Miller. With all this against the team, one may expect a poor outlook from the coach and players. Miller, however, is nothing but positive. "If we play according to plan, we should only lose about 10 games this season," said Miller. The new coach hopes to push over .500 this year. Miller says the team is rebuilding itself and adjusting to a new coach. "The girls are learning my system and I'm getting to know them. It's presenting some problems," Miller added. Miller's concept of rebuilding includes intense running and conditioning. Miller's team is going back to the basics and learning aggressive man-to-man defense. "I like to push the tempo of the game. I feel if we can run, we can be more effective and create more scoring opportunities." This may increase turnovers, but Miller hopes the team's play will outweigh the turnovers. Miller said, "People who know my teams know that we play very aggressive man-to-man defense. We full court press and we like to fast break as much as possible." With this aggressive defense, Miller hopes to force the other teams to create a lot of turnovers, and give them less time to shoot on the shot clock. "I don't know if we'll be able to press as much as she wants, because we just don't have the bench to do it," said player Debbie Hansen. "Also, the tendency to foul is greater and we have a small team." In spite of some differences of opinion, most team members have a positive outlook on this year's coach and season. "She works us really hard, but I think it'll be to our benefit," said Merry Dickman. Hansen said, "I think there's potential if we work at it. The small numbers and small size are what's going to hurt us. There are possi- Volleyball team Sports by Kimberiie Kranich Parkside's women's volleyball team lost a close match to the University of Illnois in five games with scores of 16-18, 15-5, 15-7, 9-15 and 10-15. Last Saturday, the women played in the University of Minnesota tournament and qualified for the Level n playoffs. "We played very well in Chicago. Our offense was there and we had good defense," said Coach Terry Paulson. Although the women didn't play very well in the round robin at the Minnesota tournament, they improved during playoffs. In the playoffs, Parkside defeated two schools from Minnesota, Augustana and Gustavus Adolphus, but lost to the University of Alaska- Anchorage by scores of 15-17 a nd 10-15. At the tournament, Parkside's Kim Tesher earned the honor of All Tournament. This means she was recognized by all opposing coaches as being the player who contributed the most to the tournament. Parkside's next match is the NAIA District match on Friday, Nov. 2 Parkside will play away against Milwaukee. trivia Welcome back, trivia fans! This week's question is: Most football fans know that O.J. Simpson wore number 3 at USC a nd for most of his NFL career, but originally that number was taken by a teammate on the Buffalo Bills. What was Simpson's original assigned number? The last question was: Who were the first participants in the first Monday Night Football Game? The answer is: the Cleveland Browns and the New York Jets. bilities, however, with the new coach. "I think Miller will help a lot. She has given us a new attitude towards the team," Hansen added. Miller knows a lot about basketball, and the players think this will help compensate for low numbers and small size. According to Dickman, the low number of players is the result of graduation and poor recruiting. Tough contenders playing against Parkside are Green Bay, Marquette, Milwaukee and St. Norbert. The women are anticipating an overall difficult season. The players compared this year's team to last year's. "This year's team is totally different from last year's team. There's a lot more togetherness, team play and better attitudes. People really care about being on the team," said Hansen. She added, "Also, the new coach has impressed upon us that we have to be close and have a good attitude in order to win. We want to win because last year's team wasn't all that good." According to Miller, the women's skill levels are very high, with most of the women coming from good high school programs. Dickman added to this thought: "We're not real tall, but we're quick and everyone is pretty smart..basketball smart." The team is picking things up quickly, says Miller, and the attitudes and enthusiasm are great. "I just hope we can maintain this throughout the season," she said. "Things are starting to jell and are looking pretty decent," said Miller. The team meets their first opponent, Lewis University, on Nov. 27. WELCOME—\ *AT•H•L•E•T•E• O*F* T•H•E• W•E•E•K Freshman Julie Ann McReynolds Women's Cross Country From Brookfield East High School, Julie is currently averaging 6:20 a mile. She is only 18 seconds behind Parkside's first runner, Michelle Marter and the closest runner on the team time-wise to Marter. Julie placed 8th at the Hillsdale Invitational with a time of 18:39, 18th at the Manchester Invitational, 19th at the Chicago Lakefront Invitational 8th at the UW-M Invitational, 47th at the 15-school LaCrosse Invitational and 8th last week at the Marquette Dual. 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 9, November 1, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Guskins return Tennis season "Crimes of the Heart" to Thailand closes play review Page 6 Page 16 Page 9 Thursday, Oct. 25, 1984 University of Wiseoesin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 8 Parkside survey Reagan favored in area poll Residents of Kenosha and Racine counties favor President Ronald Reagan over former vice president Walter Mondale by a 44 t o 30 p ercent margin, shows a survey conducted Sept. 10 through Oct. 1 by Parkside's Center for Survey and Marketing Research (CSMR). The question, "If the election were held today who would you vote for?" was just one of many questions asked of 1,000 heads of households in the two counties as part of an in-depth, "quality of life" survey by the CSMR. The survey seeks to assess attitudes of Kenosha and Racine residents toward their communities, jobs, local governments and other subjects, as well as their shopping habits and recreational and entertainment activities. The survey, supported by funds from a number of local groups, including the Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce and the Kenosha Area Economic Development Office, was conducted by phone using a trained team of Parkside students. Telephone interviews averaged about 20 minutes. Complete results of the survey will be available in January, said Parkside business professor James Rovelstad, director of the CSMR. Rovelstad and Parkside behavioral science professor Ron Pavalko designed the questions for the survey. The researchers said significant and timely data from the survey will be released as it is processed. The interviewing phase of the survey was completed one week before the first presidential debate. Rovelstad said that while the trend in national post-debate polls shows Reagan's lead over Mondale narrowing, there still exists a substantial gap between the two candidates. The survey contains a three percent margin of error, plus or minus. Of the survey respondents, 44 percent favored Reagan, 30 percent favored Mondale, and 16 percent were undecided. Reagan is favored more heavily by men than women - 49 percent of t he men preferred Reagan while 41 percent of the women did. Perhaps surprisingly, the researchers said, there was no difference between men and women in their support of the Mondale- Ferraro ticket. Thirty percent of both the men and women chose Mondale. Thus it appears u&t votes Reagan may be losing among women are not necessarily being picked up by Mondale, the researchers said. Twenty percent of the women were undecided and 12 percent of the men were. Among full-time working men, Reagan was heavily favored - 52 to 28 percent - over Mondale. Interestingly, the researchers said, full-time working women also preferred Reagan, by a margin of 42 to 31 percent. Women keeping house full-time were strong Reagan backers, preferring the incumbent by a Mondale winner in mock election Walter Mondale has a slight edge over President Reagan, according to the mock presidential election held on campus last week. Walter Mondale/Geraldine Ferraro received 195 votes and Ronald Reagan/George Bush received 169 votes. The mock election ballots were available at the PSGA senate polling site. The ballots presented only the Democratic and Republican candidates. Serious write-in candidates were Gary Hart and John Anderson. Bill the Cat headed the list of less serious write-ins. Kari Dixon, president of the Young Democrats, which sponsored the mock election, said she was not surprised by t he results. "Reagan has strong support with the youth, according to the National polls. "To those people who are wondering where all the Ronald Reagan supporters are on this campus, I ask the same question. If there are 169 Reagan supporters, then there should be an organization on campus showing this support,"she added. Dixon was happy that so many people participated in the mock election. "Whether Republican or Democrat, I feel it is important for students to repeat their participation on Nov. 6," she said. 45 to 27 per cent split. Types of jobs influenced candidate support. For example, managers of businesses preferred Reagan by a whopping 72 to 8 percent margin and professionals 51 to 23 percent, while assembly-line workers favored Mondale by a 47 to 30 percent span. General laborers favored Mondale by a slight 38 to 34 percent. Persons who said they belong to a union preferred Mondale by 44 to 34 percent; non-union respondents favored Reagan by an almost 2 to I margin - 49 to 25 percent. Levels of education also influenced candidate support. Persons with less than a high school education favored Mondale by a 42 to 25 percent margin, while persons with a high school diploma favored Reagan by 47 t o 30 percent. Graduates of vocational and technical schools preferred Reagan 43 to 28 percent while persons with four year bachelor's degrees favored Reagan by a 61 to 25 percent margin. Support for Reagan increased as incomes did. For example, persons earning below $10,000 per year favored Mondale by some 15 percentage points; persons earning between $15,000 and $20,000 preferred Reagan by about a five point spread; persons at the $25,000 to $30,000 level supported Reagan by about a 13 percent margin; and persons earning more than $50,000 preferred Reagan 69 to 13 percent. Age was a factor in support of the candidates. Persons 18 to 24 supported Reagan by a 43 to 37 percent margin while those age 25 to 34 p referred Reagan 49 to 31 percent. Persons age 45 to 64 chose Reagan by a margin of 46 to 29 percent. Those over 65 expressed weaker support for Reagan, choosing the incumbent by a 38 to 30 percent margin over Mondale. Those over 65 also tended to be more undecided - 21 percent said they weren't sure who they would vote for. Of persons registered to vote in the upcoming election, Reagan was favored by a margin of 45 to 31 percent. Among those not registered, the split was 42 to 25 percent in Reagan's favor. Of re spondents who voted in the 1980 presidential election, Reagan was preferred by a 47 to 30 per cent margin. Of those who didn't vote, Mondale was favored by a 39 to 30 percent margin. ' PSGA election fun PSGA All win, UCpassed OFFICIAL RESULTS P.S.G.A. ELECTIONS FALL, 1984 SENATOR 186 - Andy Buchanan 129 • Christopher Baierl 162 • Mark Leipzig 136 • Teron Nicldkowsld 158 • John Rather 158- Jose VaUdejuli S.U.F.A.C. No Candidate P.U.A.B. 180 • Dennis Padlock Referendum A: We, the students of UW-Parkside, agree to support the UW System student lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of $ .50 per semester. 194- Yes 108- No 309 STUDENTS VOTED, APPROXIMATELY 6% OF THE STUDENT BODY. Aspin/J ansson debate Monday A debate between Rep. Les Aspin (D-Wis.) and Republican challenger Peter Jansson will be held from noon to 1:15 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 29, in the Union Cinema Theater. The debate, free and open to the public, is sponsored by Parkside's Social Science Roundtable Series and the Kenosha and Racine Leagues of Women Voters. Format will include opening statements and rebuttals by the candidates, written questions from the audience and an opportunity for representatives of the media to ask questions of the candidates, who will then give closing statements. The debate will be broadcast live by WGTD-FM 91 public radio. Moderator will be Parkside associate dean of faculty Michael Bassis. The debate will be introduced by Marry Merriam, president of the Kenosha League of Women Voters. Audience questions will be stated by Sue Anderson, president of the Racine League of Women Voters. Free shuttle bus service will be offered from the East parking lot near Tallent Hall on the east side of 30th Ave. (Wood R d.) Very li mited parking will be available in the Communication Arts and Union lot • 2 Thursday, Oct. 25, 1984 RANGER Opinion Black and white of it by Joan Mattox Switchblades, nurn-chucks and other various weapons seem to have replaced the traditional books, pencils and paper in some of our area high schools, one being Kenosha Bradford. Tuesday, Oct 2, several students were involved in a racial brawl at the aid of the school day. This resulted in two students having to be treated for minor injuries. The saddest part about this is the fact that the active participants are tomorrow's adults. As teens, if they feel the answer to the racial problem lies in the ability to handle a switchblade or the expert twirling of num-chucks, what will they feel will satisfy the problem when they are adults: guns, B-52's or nuclear missiles? Ignoring or underestimating the problem of racial prejudice, as many do, will not make it go away. We must meet the problem head on. Even Bradford's principal was quite evasive when describing his idea of the root of the problem. "I felt it was a school-boy fight," he stated. When you have fifteen students with knives and other various dangerous weapons screaming "Black supremacy!" and "White supremacy!" I think that far exceeds the usual "school-boy" fight. Students were injured. The police were summoned, and the principal calls this a "school-boy" fight? High school is not grade school. The students are young adults facing many adult problems, this one a racial conflict. So how does the principal handle it? He wants to expel or suspend all those involved. Expulsion is not the answer. Suspension and explusion might teach than not to create a public ruckus again, but it will by no means solve the underlying problem, which is the existence of prejudice. So what, you may ask, should they do? I say give all those involved an ultimatum: either suspension or a chance to air out their differences in a group session with counselors. You would be surprised at how group therapy can be quite helpful in cases like this. It would give all those involved a chance to air their differences. They could discuss their likes and dislikes while at the same time clearing up any stereotypes or false beliefs that one group may have about another. It is a chance to exchange ideas and thoughts without the fear of a knife stuck in your back later. A group rap session is a way to bring students together so they can verbally enact their disagreements rather than participating in some violent act to show their views. And who knows, it might even bring the students closer together and erase any negative thoughts that one particular group might feel about another. It is sad to see that people with different racial backgrounds find it hard to get along. Why can't they just accept the fact that the minority groups as well as the Caucasian race will always be in existence, so the best way to deal with it is trying to get along. It's not an A, B or C world. It's an ABC world. We're all in this together. So straighten up, people, because at the rate we're going, today's morality could lead to tomorrow's fatality. HOW TO S URVIVE NUCLEAR WAR ONE HEARS MANY COMMENTARIES THESE DAYS AB OUT THE UNSURVIVABLLITY OF NUCLEAR WAR. HOWEVER. YOU M AY BE ABLE TO SURVIV E ONE... . -IF YOU MEMORIZE THE PROPER SAFETY PROCE DURES TO BEGIN WIT H, WEAR LIGHTCOLORED CLO THING. KEEP AN EMERGENC Y KIT WITH PLENTY OF WA TER, RAISINS, CHOCOLATE, COARSE SOAP CHLORINE, BUR N LO TION (N OT CREAM), IODINE, AND A FIRST AID BO OKLET. LISTEN TO YO UR RADIO. WHEN YO U AR E TOLD THAT NUCLEAR WAR IS IMMINENT, PROCEED AS QUIC KLY A S POSSIBLE TO THE NEAREST HOSPITABLE PLANET. -I084 Nobody asked me, but... I don't like either candidate Posters unnecessary To the Editor: This letter is in response to the Mondale-Ferraro posters hanging in the Hanger office. I realize that the newspaper has the right (and some may argue responsibility) to support one candidate, however, the Coffee Shoppe is a place where many students frequently gather and the Ranger office windows face into that area. I do not feel like becoming inundated with political advertisements while relaxing in this area. In the past, political advertisements have been removed from the PSGA office for the very reason stated above. The Editor informed me that it is her window in her office and that she can put whatever she wants to in her windows. Two issues are raised here. First, is it her office? Don't we pay for it with our segregated fees? Second, how responsible is it for the leader of a student organization to impose his/her beliefs and personal opinions on a captive audience (in this case, consumers in the Coffee Shoppe). Let us especially consider the fact that at the time the posters were put up no formal (or informal) vote was ever taken to arrive at a consensus of opinion among staff members. If this is the one-sided approach to issues we are to expect, then perhaps we can use our segregated fees to purchase an outside curtain to cover HER windows and HER personal opinions. Sincerely, Bruce R. Preston by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor We have folks for Reagan and folks for Mondale. Me? I don't like either one, so I thought I'd rant and rave a bit. Certainly both have good and bad points, but their bad points tend to overshadow the good. The following are lines from songs which, in their entirety, meant a variety of different things. Taken out of context, these lines pretty much say how I feel about this election. Hope you've got your things together, Hope you are quite prepared to die, Looks like we're in for nasty weather, One eye is taken for an eye. —John Fogerty Dead babies, Can't take care, Of themselves —Alice Cooper Won't you tell me Mr. Jesus, Won't you tell me if you can, When you see this world we live in, Do you still believe in man? —Geezee Butler And I would rather be anywhere else But here today. —Elvis Costello Old man take a look at my life, I'm a l^flike you. —Neil Young No short-haired yellow-bellied son of tricky Dicky's, Gonna mother-hubbard soft soap me, With just a pocketful of hope, Money for dope, Money for rope. —John Lennon There will be an answer, Let it be. —Paul McCarteny Heirs of a cold war, That's what we've become, Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb, Crazy, I just cannot bear, I'm living with something, That just isn't fair. —Ozzy Osbourne And you tell me, Over and over and over again my friend, You don't believe, We're on the eve of destruction — P .F. Sloane Well I'm not dumb, But I can't understand, Why she walks like a woman, And talks like a man. —Ray Da vies It's all over now baby blue —Bob Dylan This is the end —Jim Morrison Letters rebutted by reader To the Editor: I would like to comment on the letters in the Ranger last week and the fact that I found three uplifting and five put downs. Queen Natalie was very gracious in her thank you to the homecoming committee and her hopes for a better homecoming in the future. Let's all commit ourselves to better homecomings in the future. Thanks, Steve, for the admirable defense of the in tram urals on campus. I'm sure with other people like you helping Linda Draft, the intramurals program won't just stay on the ground, but will soar to new heights. I'm glad to hear Ruth is excited about voting, but also important is voter education and political in- Continued on Page 11 U 9 *00 c% <2 P^j7tkia Editor ftahKfofmiL' " • Campus News Editor 5m Community News Editor Feature Editor Asst Feature Editor £ £? Sports Edtor KSZ Edito*" KJJftP Nidsen Copy Editor Business Manager ^7iri^n?oA Advertising Manager Pat Zfrkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay Crapser, Mike Froehlke, Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff Leisganx, Mary L ojeski, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen Wawro, Kevin Zirfcelbach. T JL andfdnfd by Students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for ,t s editor,at policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. "anger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of 2295^4^53-2287 ^ "" """ T"'Ph°"° '4"" 553~ srienaZrVJZ^"'^ accefted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be /ess than 350 words and must be signed with a te/equTst ZTd/iMfaZfZ' f°r- VeSmcaJion PurP°*>* "ames will be withheld upon re- 1™,>S TueSdaV St Wa m- for Publication Thursday. Ranger content. * containing false and defamatory Third party senate candidate discusses issues Political fervor praised To the Editor: This is in response to the letter published on Oct. 18, written by Brad Osborne. Mr. Osborne wrote that he is highly offended by the fact that most of the political fervor generated on the Parfcside campus is Democratic-oriented. This may be true. While we have been lucky enough to have had both Ted Mondale and John Zaccaro, Jr. speak at forums, we seem to have had no Republican-backed programs sponsored. Mr. Osborne, I believe the Republican record on education may be reason enough for the apparent under-representation on campus. Perhaps the Republicans realize that cutting Federal aid for higher education by 25 percent would not create avid supporters in a university setting. As for the series of discussions sponsored by the Young Democrats, I am personally proud that students of Parkside are as politically aware and concerned as they appear to be. While there is no Young Republican organization on campus, those Republican students are invited and urged to attend these discussions. If topics such as poverty, the arms race and the environment aren't presented fairly in your opinion, then I would assume Ranger accused of bias To the Editor: Come on, Ranger! Let's not be so biased. Mondale may be the better choice for president, but then again he may not be. I think that both sides of an issue should be printed, not just one side as you did in the Oct. 11 issue ("Fritz win no surprise," "Mondale urges student vote; makes difference," "Financial aid policy to come under view," and the cartoon on page two). Even though Kari Dixon (writer) and Jennie Tunkieicz (editor) are both members of the Young Democrats club, you should find someone who is a supporter of Reagan and allow that person to voice the opinion of Reagan backers. If you c an't find anyone, then try to write an unbiased article. I know that it can be done, because I've seen it in this paper before. Besides sounding more fair, a newspaper that is unbiased is also more professional. Keith Harmann Print those letters To the Editor: What do you want, Wicker?! Where's the letter? What is this? Why is it that when my friend and fellow Union bartender Keith Harmann writes a letter to the editor that his letter doesn't get printed in the paper? His letter concerns a current issue. The answer may be that there were ads that had to be printed on that page because ads pay for the printing of the paper, but the "news briefs" are only in the paper because they've been there all semester. Haven't you been soliciting letters all semester and printing them? Isn't campus news more important than the news briefs printed in last week's Ranger? The articles in the news briefs were probably already known by the students who have enough initiative to pick up a Ranger and read it. Why also is it that even though Harmann's letter doesn't get printed, people know about it and hassle him about his political ideologies when he hasn't mentioned any of them in his letter? Jennie Tunkieicz sent him a memo which wasn't very professional and said that she has "..never not allowed anyone to present their opinion..." If this is so, why t hen wasn't his letter published? Kari Dixon sent him the "Congressional Weekly," stating in her letter to him that she hopes that he "writes more letters (to the editor) expressing your opinions." This raises another question: how did she know in the first place that he wrote a letter to the editor when the letter was handed directly to the editor early Tuesday morning? She (Kari Dixon) isn't even ? staff member of the Ranger; therefore, she should have no business knowing the contents of letters to the editor until they're printed. If this attitude of attacking others' opinions happens weekly, you shouldn't wonder why hardly anyone writes letters to the editor. Shouldn't editorial opinions, in the form of letters intended for publication, be answered in the same way, instead of privately harrassing the person who wrote the letter? What right does a person have to criticize someone's opinion? This to me seems bias on behalf of the editor. Is the editor's opinion the only and right one every time? One more question: why are there posters for Mondale/Ferraro in the window of Ranger? Are the Young Democrats running Ranger or is the Ranger running the Young Democrats? I feel that you should print what's said, not what the editor feels should be printed. A college newspaper should act with responsibility. With responsibility comes dignity. In this situation, I think that the editor abused her position and should consider the purpose and responsibility of a newspaper on campus. Someone who writes a letter opposite to her opinion should not be intimidated and the letter ignored. The letter should be printed as are those letters that agree with her viewpoint. Neil C. Nelson that it is your responsibility to help educate those of us who see President Reagan's policies as highly irregular and quite unfair. Your blatant accusation of faculty "parading their Democratic views" in classrooms is also unfair. Unfortunately, I can fully understand why the faculty in this university might feel more strongly than most. Again, my suggestion to you is to convince us that President Reagan will give us a better four years. I don't think he can and frankly, I hope that he won't have a chance to. Sincerely, Traci A. Fordham Child care workshop A ser ies of five child-care workshops that meet the requirements of licensure by the Department of Health and Human Services will be offered by t he Parkside Child Care Center. Individuals or agencies may enroll in the workshops, which cost $12 in total or $2.50 individually. The workshops will b e from 7 to 9 p.m. in Union Room 104-106. Dates and topics are: -Dec. 4. "Music Fun in the classroom." -Jan. 22. "Le gal Rights and Responsibilities in Early Childhood Programs." -March 5. "Growing with Puppets." -April 30. "Families in Stress." For more information, contact Sherry Thomas or Marily Noreen in the Parkside Child Care Center at 553-2227. The Federal Reserve system and personal income taxes are unconstitutional, and they should be abolished, says the Constitution Party candidate for Wisconsin's 22nd Senate District. Charles Olson of Kenosha said the government has drifted far from the original intent of the Constitution. For example, he said, laws are only tested for constitutionality in the courts after they are in effect. "A bill that's unconstitutional should never be passed in the first place," said Olson in an interview Tuesday. "It's not passed by the people at all." The government survived for 125 years without personal income taxes, said Olson. Revenue sharing, which comes from those taxes, he said, is inefficient and unfair. "The government has no money to share," said Olson. "They're getting it from the people and it comes back with controls." He cited the federal government's requirement for a nationwide 21-year-old drinking age as a condition for federal highway funds as an example. Olson sa id high interest rates, a' creation of the Federal Reserve System, are an unproductive drain on income. Under the party's platform, congress would issue only non interest bearing federal notes. The party, which is part of the National Populist party, would also repudiate the federal deficit. Olson is running for office, he Charles Olson says, because "We have to get honesty and integrity in our govrament. We hav e to turn out the old guard. "The problem is that these legislators get into office (and) they see how the person who's been there the longest has been doing it." Olson will be appearing, along with other candidates for the district, on channels 10 and 36 on Oct. 29 and 30. Guskin open forum set The Ranger is sponsoring an Open Forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, Oct 29 a t 1:15 p.m. in Main Place. All are encouraged to attend to ask questions or make comments to the Chancellor. Parties respond to survey by Kari Dixon Neither the Mondale nor the Reagan campaigns expect defeat in Racine and Kenosha counties, despite the reults of a Parkside marketing poll t hat has Ronald Reagan leading Walter Mondale by 14 points in those counties. The pre-debate survey obtained some results that pleased Reagan- Bush organizer Eric Olsen of Kenosha. "I have not seen the poll," he said, "but we expect to carry Kenosha County, though by a somewhat smaller margin." Olsen said he thought that the first debate favored Mondale, the second favored Reagan. "The election was really won after the nomination," Olsen said, "and there probably will not be any great change. The issues like abortion, leadership and national pride are important to the people of Kenosha County, and this strengthens Reagan's support." In Kenosha County, Reagan received 45.4% of the vote and Mondale 32.2%. In Racine County, Reagan received 43.4% and Mondale 29.2%, with 18.44% undecided. These numbers apparently dp noti reflect what the Mondale campaign is seeing in Racine. "If one looks at the elections of 1976, 1980 and 1982, it seems strange that Racine would go Republican," said Almay Gonzalez, a state coordinator for the Mondale campaign, who is currently assigned to Racine County. Gonzalez said that she had some problems with the Parkside poll and the national polls as well. "No matter where a poll comes from, it is wrong to generalize the opinion of millions of people by polling 500." According to the survey, the older the voting population became, the stronger the support for Ronald Reagan became. Gonzalez disputed this. "Ronald Reagan is clearly an enemy of the aging," she said. "I have not come into contact, while traveling the state, with one elderly person who is a friend of his." Reagan also scored higher than Mondale in the 18-24 age range. Gonzalez attributed this to a lack of involvement by this age group. "The 18-24 year olds are the leastregistered group, and their turnout at the polls is generally poor." Nevertheless, Gonzalez does not believe that the young, the old or Racine County will go Republican. "I was with the Governor at a meeting last week and he said the Republicans think Wisconsin is a "swing" state," she continued. "Yet we have only had one visit from the President and four major visits from the Mondale/Ferraro ticket. I think the Republicans know they can't take Wisconsin." Like Olsen in the Reagan campaign, Gonzalez believes he- party's candidate has what it takes to win the election. "The elderly and the old will not be that easily fooled," she concluded. As the campaign grinds into the last two weeks, the Mondale campaign is planning several stops in Wisconsin. Walter Mondale, Jesse Jackson, Gary Hart and Bill Mondale will be in Milwaukee this week. A campaign worker at the Milwaukee Reagan/Bush headquarters said that at this point no further visits by the President are planned, but that is not absolute. "All that is done by the White House and through the press," she said. "We are not always the first »to» «kn ow> .•" » « . i * < > > • « . RANGER Roundtable Tell Halif study searches past St a f f s alar ies s t u d i e d Tell Halif is the modern name for an archaeological study site in Israel. The site has had several names previous to Tell Halif and there have been occupants in this area of study as early as 4500 B.C., according to Vice-Chancellor Betty Shutler. Shutler presented the Social Science Roundtable last Monday on "Environmental Studies at Tell Halif." Shutler has been studying the site at Tell Halif for seven years, and explained that "We don't have the whole history of the world written, so we search and look at what's left over to find out what it says." Tell Halif has not been occupied continually. There have been some periods when it was a city, some periods when it was a smaller settlement and some extended periods when there were no occupants. The area of the site that Shutler studied is very dry. To the north there is a great deal of agriculture; to the south there is very little agriculture because of the extreme dryness; to the west lies a coastal area and to the east is a group of mountains. Shutler explained that the dig has brought up a lot of flint from a limestone base, including tools like scrapers, used to scrape the bark off trees and sickle blades used to cut wheat and barley. Other stones were used for grinding grain. The stones were used to reduce the crop to a kind of coarse meal used to make oatmeal and bread. Other rocks and stones were used as weapons. Stone tools were made right on the site, even into the twentieth century. Stone tools are even today regarded as more effective than metal, as they are sharper. Several different seeds have been found on the site, including an abundance of wheat, barley and olives and a fair amount of lentils and grapes. Wood found in the area r University of Wisconsin-ParkskJe Puerto Semester Break January 2-9, 1985 From $420Complete Plus 10% Service & Taxes Based on quad-occupancy • Round Trip J et Air • Ocean Front, First-Class Hotel • Ground Transfers & Po rterage • Tour Escort • Orientation Phone 553-2294 For More Information Or Stop in Union 209 at this point has been attributed to the Bronze Age, when there was a great deal of o ak found. Donkeys are a very common animal found and were used primarily for hauling and pulling. Other animals found were pigs, sheep and goats, used for food. Wild gazelle have also been found, which seems to make clear that at one time hunting was an important factor in the lives of the occupants. "The study group is always looking for other cities in the area to determine what the relationships between the cities were," said Shutler. "There is always an interest in other communities, roads, farms, or anything that may be evidence of man's presence. A lot of the time is spent there walking around the area, observing what's going on and recording it." Next issue - Profile of presidential candidates by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor There is a need for funds to bring academic staff salaries to a competitive position, according to the Academic Staff Salary Committee. Within the UW System, there are approximately 7100 people serving in academic staff positions, covering a wide variety of f unctions. The committee's recommendations were based primarily on information comparing the salaries of the "indicator groups" of academic staff titles with those provided at peer institutions. The committee also understood that the institutions compete for hiring and retention of t he academic staff with private enterprise, local educational institutions, other institutions of higher education, state agencies and others that employ individuals in comparable positions. The committee recommends that faculty and academic staff continue to be considered in the same budgetary processes and with the same objective of insuring quality higher education regarding the duties of academic staff members, such as teaching, conducting research, counseling, administering educational programs and performing other functions integrally related to the academic enterprise. Based on the data examined, the Academic Staff Salary Committee finds that in 1983-84 and continuing in 1984-85, the salaries paid to academic staff in most categories in the UW System are below those at peer institutions. In a survey of UW System institutions, all but one of the fifteen institutions reported that recruitment and retention problems have increased over the past several years and that the problems primarily are due to low salary increases and low starting salaries. In order to make the UW System academic staff salaries competitive, the committee recommended the following: a special, one-time provision should be included in the 1985-87 executive budget that would make academic staff salaries more competitive; changes that are made in the process to develop the pay plan for faculty should also be made for academic staff; the recommendations to increase the Board of Regents' flexibility in allocating budget resources to address faculty salary problems and to meet other instructional needs should be extended to academic staff; academic staff salary increases should be funded from the same proportion of the GPR and fees as supports the UW System operating budget; the UW System administration should develop objectives and guidelines for the development of a compensation program for the academic staff. Ex-spy warns about Russians by Laureen Wawro Peter James, former spy, is on a mission to save the United States from the Russians. James gave a presentation entitled "How to Spy on the United States" in the Union Cafeteria on Oct. 18. "The FBI. will be the first to tell you of what significance this presentation is around the country," he said. "There are so many Russian spies out there, there are so many (spy) facilities - eleven thousand plus- they can't cover all of them themselves. They need the help and participation of t he American public." James, a 1962 physics graduate from the Case Institute of Technology in Cleveland, was employed as a rocket engineer by Pratt and Whitney Aircraft when he was apprached by the CIA. After being asked to "assist our government," James "became an expert in Soviet rocketry and Soviet space defense programs. Basically, I was meeting Russians in a number of international affairs and reporting to the CIA technical information plus political-dossier type information," he said. JameS currently uses his spying experiences to warn Americans against the Russians and against Russians themselves. He travels about 100,000 miles a year, giving presentations and "basically raising a lot of issues," he said. "I often find myself playing the role of devil's advocate to keep both my Republican and Democratic friends in Washington honest." He incorporates a slide show into his presentation, which shows pictures of him during various CIA missions and of documents, both American and foreign, that are evidence of the troubled American security system. He emphasized that the United States constitution works against our security system by allowing anyone to photograph virtually anything. In Russia, film is confiscated if things such as industrial sites, government complexes or airports are Dr. Peter L. Emer & Dr. Wayne C. Bartel Optometrists 3612 Roosevelt Road • Kenosha Dr. Peter L. Emer, Optometrist, is pleased to announce that he has reduced the traditional contact lens fees by 20% at his office at 3612 Roosevelt Road. Dr. Emer is f itting all types of contact lenses, including tinted and extended wear. Consider a professional eye exam (the contact lens exam will take 60 minutes) at a reasonable price. If you have any questions on price or contact lenses in general. Dr. Emer will be more than glad to answer them on the phone. 'Illllh •hiiii* American Optometric Association . For 20% OFF Please Call 652-1689 Peter James photographed. James feels that not only do our laws sometimes work against us, but that our security personnel are often incompetent. He cited numerous examples of this and recounted instances where he broke through security barriers just to prove this incompetence to himself. Although James urges his audiences to take an active role in keeping America safe, he emphasizes the need for caution. "As an American citizen, you shouldn't try to play any James Bond games, because these people are sharp, shrewd. They take their work seriously, and if you run across a highlevel espionage operation, your life is worth nothing." ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Anderson 1441 P ark Avenue Racine, Wisconsin • • • • • • 6 4 } • • 4 RANGER Accent on Enrichment reaches new plateau A Broadway musical and a Pulitzer Prize-winning drama, puppets and Chinese acrobats, and two legends of jazz music and dance high- Mil Wailkee Repertory Theater Fall 1984Tour * * * « « • • * • • • • • :::MISS ::: :: :LULU::: : BETT.:: • • 'by Zona Gale • • . light the 1984-85 Accent on Enrichment Series at Parkside. The popular entertainment series, which is in its eighth season, will feature six performances opening Sunday, Nov. 11, with the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's production of "Miss Lulu Bett." Following are "The National Marionette Theater" on Wednesday, Dec. 5; "The Pirates of Penzance," a fully-staged musical on Thursday, Jan. 22; th e "Chinese Magic Circus Revue" on Thursday, March 5; Gus Giordano's Jazz Dance Company on Tuesday, March 19; and Woody Herman and his Thundering Herd on Tuesday, April 9. The cost of this year's series is $33.50 p lus $2.50 tax and handling for reserved seats for the six attractions. Sponsors say that is a savings of 20 perc ent over buying what individual tickets would remain after the season ticket sale. Individual event tickets will average $7.50. All performances but one will be in the Communication Arts Theater and all begin at 8 p.m. The exception is the Chinese Magic Revue of Taiwan, which will be held in the Physical Education Center because of t he height and scope required for the show. Tickets can be ordered by mail through coupons in newspaper ads, or by tele phone or in person at the Parkside Union Information Cotter, 553-2345. "Miss Lulu Bett," which edged Eugene O'Neill's "The Emperor Jones" for the Pulitzer Prize for drama in 1921, was written by Wisconsin's Zona Gale, a lifelong resident of Portage and the first A Q tP \ATIO\AL MARIOVETTE THEATRE Chemistry Club officers, from left: Maria Brockhaus, secretary; Julie DeBus, vice president; Sharon Rynders, president; and Drew Kuffel, treasurer. Chem Club joins ACS The Chemistry Club has formed a national chapter of the American Chemical Society. The club was formally accepted by ACS a nd honored with a plaque by Dr. John Berge, President of the ACS Milwaukee Chapter, on Oct. 18 at a dinner meeting in Racine. To qualify for national chapter status the club was required to form by-laws which were thai submitted and excepted by ACS. Mike DeRosh, former Chemistry Club president, is credited with forming the by-laws. There are several ACS ch apters in southeastern Wisconsin, but the Chemistry Club felt it would be more prestigious to have a national chapter at Parkside and also more advantageous, said Sharon Rynders, president National chapters of ACS are informed of internships and job opportunities in the chemistry field, and they can also obtain free speakers to visit the campus. Rynders said the Chemistry Club plans to be an active chapter of ACS. Ranger needs ad representatives woman playwright to win a Pulitzer for drama. The play, about the plight of a single woman in the early 1900's, is a delightful and touching comedy with universal and timeless appeal. Pirates o f P enzance "The Pirates of Penzance," will be a rousing, full company musical based on the hit Broadway and Hollywood version of the Gilbert and Sullivan classic done by the popular Skylight Com ic Opera Ltd. of Milwaukee. The Skylight company has long been considered master of G & S extravaganzas and performs more Gilbert and Sullivan than any United States company outside of New York City. The breathtaking acrobatic and balancing feats of the Chinese Magic Circus Revue will thrill the audience as towers of chairs and human pyramids rise to the rafters of the Parkside fieldhouse. This company remains one of the most popular in show business and is regularly replenished by new performers who begin their training as early as three or four years of age. The National Marionette Theater features David Syrotiak, considered America's most distinguished puppeteer in what is esentially a European art form. His show, called "In Concert," is a brilliant one man tour de force in which Syrotiak performs in full view of t he audience a series of vignettes noted both for their visual beauty and manipulative techique. Chinese Magic Revue of T aiwan The series concludes with jazz legends Gus Giordano, the preeminent U.S. jazz dance choreographer, and all-time great clarinetist Woody Herman, a Milwaukee native. Giordano's company fuses jazz with the lexicon of ballet and modern dance. The exciting contemporary troupe has made extensive international tours, including a rare visit by a U.S. dance company to Russia at the invitation of the Bolshoi Ballet who were impressed with Giordano's dancers during a Soviet tour of this country. Herman and his umpteenth Hod will thunder into Parkside for the final performance of the series. Active as ever, the two-time Grammy Award-winner recently became the first inductee into Wisconsin's Music Hall of Fame. Graduates of past Herman hods include some of the greatest names in jazz and big band music for nearly half a century. We Speak Technology Space Systems? 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Tim Glersch at 414-964-8880 Outside area call collect ON THE LEADING EDGE OF TECHNOLOGY mousing 6 Thursday, Oct. 25,1984 RANGER Alan and Judv Guskin Peace Corps volunteers return to Thailand by Jennie Tunlrieicz Editor What would it be like to leave home and not return until twenty years lata-? Thailand was home for two years to Chancellor Alan Guskin and his wife Judy while they served as Peace Corps volunteers from 1961-64. The Guskins returned to Thailand this summer to find their home had changed in twenty years. The Guskins were instrumental in forming the Peace Corps. On Oct. 14,1960 Presidential Candidate John Kennedy, prior to his election, made a speech at the University of Michigan, where the Guskins were students, outlining the broad plans for the creation of the Peace Corps. The Guskins were inspired by this speech, so they organized other students and faculty who were also interested in the project. Kennedy met with the Guskins and other enthusiasts in Toledo where they presented a petition to Kennedy in support of forming the Peace Corps. Kennedy went on to formally create the Peace Corps program. The Peace Corps will s oon be celebrating a 25 year anniversary. In 1961 the Guskins were among the first group of volunteers to go to Thailand. Both were faculty memebers at Chulaongkorn University. Guskin was involved in psychology and education research and taught the first masters degree students in educational research in Thailand. He also helped set up the MA program at the university. Judy taught English language and literature and supervised student teachers. The trip this summer was both business and pleasure for Guskin, his wife and two daughters. Guskin chaired a delegation of fifteen university presidents as part of an exchange program designed to increase the contact and understanding between American university presidents and university presidents of other countries. The trip was sponsored by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities. University presidents from Thailand will come to the United States in November to reciprocate the exchange. They are expected to visit Parkside on Nov. 13 and 14. The Guskins are very familiar with Thailand and the customs because of their experience there as Peace Corps volunteers. Judy is fluent in Thai and Guskin can speak a little of the language. Vast changes have occurred in the country they left twenty years ago and this fascinated them. Thailand has almost doubled in population, made political and educational strides and considerable developments in most all areas. When the Guskins taught at Chulalongkorn University in Thailand 20 years ago, they had to use English textbooks. Although the Thai students were taught English, they read very slowly. "You felt terrible assigning anything of length because it would take them forever to read it," he said. Little educational and social research was done in Thailand twenty years ago. One of Guskin's projects was to aid and encourage Thais to do their own research. He was obviously successful. When the Guskins returned to Chulalongkorn University this summer, they were happy to find that Presentation of plaque on behalf of the President and Chancellor of the ASCU by Chancellor Guskin to the Prime Minister of Thailand. most books used at the university are now in Thai, written and researched by the Thais. "That means that the education of students has increased many, many fold. It's all changed from an intellectual point of view and an educational point of view. There is so much scholarship in that country-so much writing," said Guskin. The Guskins were excited by the political developments that have transpired over the years. "When we were last there, Thailand was a military dictatorship and now it is a democratic country. The King is a constitutional monarch. Now t here is a parliament and the Prime Minister is elected. No one could serve Gallery exhibit is not for the refrigerator door "Not for the Refrigerator Door Only" is the name of a n exhibit of art work by students of Racine's Stephen Bull Fine Arts Specialty School on display beginning Monday, Oct. 29 through Thursday, Nov. 15. The art, created by students in grades one through five, represents media including painting, drawing, sculpture and printmaking. It will be on display in the Communication Arts Gallery. Hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Admission is free. A free public reception, sponsored by t he Parkside Fine Arts Division and the Fine Arts Parents Group, Inc. of Stephen Bull, will be held from 3 to 5 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 4, in the Communication Arts Gallery. Organizers describe the event as a "mini afternoon arts festival." There will be tours of Parkside's art studios, free cookies and punch and a special visit by the Peppermint Bear, a character in an upcoming Parkside dramatic arts production for children and parents. In addition, Parkside's newly established Swing Choir, conducted by music professor Steven Powell, will perform a free concert at 4 p.m. The art display is in conjunction with "Children's Art Education Month" at Parkside, said art professor David Holmes. In addition to the art show, there will be a series of guest speakers on the subject of children's art education. Speakers will appear before Holmes' Art in Elementary Education class, which meets in Communication Arts Room HI. The lectures are free and open to the public. Dates, times, topics and speakers are: -8 a.m. Wednesday, Oct. 31. 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"Activating an Art Curriculum: Why, What and How" with Lisa Johnson and Cathleen Holmes, art teachers at Stephen Bull Fine Arts School. -9 a.m. Monday, Nov. 12. "Using Art as Part of the Total Classroom Experience," with Autumn Lenart, a classroom teacher at Stephen Bull. Professor Holmes emphasized that the show is a "teaching exhibit." Teachers will make placards that explain the artistic concepts and techniques used by the students in creating their work. Thus the viewer can better read the images and see the artistic development in the art of the children. "The goal (of a good art education curriculum) is to make students visually literate," Holmes said. "The final product is not the chief o bjective, although it may be quite exciting. What's important are the various levels of creative problem-solving - conceptual, technical-structural, aesthetic - engaged in by t he students. "The art becomes more than a decorative embellishment for the refrigerator door - it has real meaning," he said. He said that students and educators as well as the general public through the Kenosha and Racine areas are encouraged to attend the reception and lectures and view the exhibit. RANGER Soviet trip meeting Ever wondered what it is like "behind the Iron curtain?" Find out first hand by attending the Soviet Seminar March 9-25. Moscow, Leningrad and Copenhagen head the itinerary. For more information about the Soviet Seminar, attend either of two preview meetings. There will be slides, copies of the itinerary, comments by p revious participants and information on the details of the seminar and tour. Meetings will be held in Union 106 on Tuesday, Oct. 30, 4:30-5:30 and Friday, Nov. 2, 1-2 p.m. For more information, contact Professor Ken Hoover, 553-2318. CPR classes offered The Student Health Services, in cooperation with the American Red Cross, is offering a one-session CPR (cardio-pulmonary resuscitation) class on Monday, Nov. 5 from 9 a.m. to 12 noon. The class will include first aid for choking, mouthto- mouth breathing and one-rescuer CPR. This class is designed to prepare an individual to handle emergencies until the rescue squad arrives. A cert ificate will be awarded at the successful completion of the session. A registration fee of $7 (which includes a workbook) will be required upon sign up. If an enrolee already has the 1980 CPR workbook, the fee is $4. Red Cross would prefer payment in cash rather than check. Please register at the Student Health Services, Molinaro D115 bv Nov. 1. Rognsvoog gets scholarship Parkside freshman Mark Rognsvoog, son of Mr. and Mrs. Larry Rognsvoog, 1600 Carlisle Ave., Racine, has been awarded a $500 scholarship from Derse Co., an advertising service firm headquartered in Milwaukee. Rognsvoog plans to major in computer science at Parkside. The scholarship is from the "Old Timers Club" of the Derse Co. and is available to families of Derse Co. employees. Rognsvoog is the first to be awarded a scholarship from the newly organized group. Geology Friday, Oct. 26 Jack Kemper and Matt Giovanelli, graduating seniors in the Geology Program will present a colloquium highlighting the geology of north central Wyoming, an area they studied while attending the summer Geology Fie ld Course offered by Iowa State University. Friday, Nov. 2 Dr. Peter A. Nielsen, assistant professor in the Geology program at Parkside will present a colloquium on "Core Processes and Loithosphere Evolution." The colloquium discusses a model that may account for the driving forces of plate techtonics for the past two billion years and for the formation of t he continental crust as far back in time as 3.8 billion years, the age of the oldest preserved crust. Friday, Nov. 16 Dr. William Mode, assistant professor of Geology at Oshkosh will pr esent a colloquium entitled "Late quarternary environments of Baffin Island, Canada." Dr. Mode will discuss the paleo-climatic conditions of the northern Arctic based on studies of glacial deposits and analysis of fossil pollen assemblages (palynology). All colloquia are held in Greenquist 113 at 1 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend. Club Events• Dr. Who Club The D.W.S.F.S. will be sponsoring the Masterfest, a compilation of episodes featuring one of the doctor's oldest and most dreaded enemies, the MASTER, on Saturday, Nov. 1 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. Shown first will be the ultra-rare "Frontier in Space," to be followed by the premiere presentation of "Planet of Fire." Chemistry Club At a dinner Thursday, Oct. 18, the Chemistry Club became an official American Chemical Society Student Affiliate Chapter. Much hard work went into proposing and drawing up the charter, and a few people deserve special thanks. They are: Mark DeRosch for spending the time to write the charter and send it in for consideration, Julie DeBus, the "right hand man" in organizing everything; and Dr. Branchini, club advisor, for steering things in the right direction and having confidence in what the club was doing. Don't forget to sign up at Greenquist 108 for the Miller Brewery Trip, leaving the Union Info desk on Friday, Nov. 9 at 1 p.m. Hispanic Club On Friday, Oct. 26 at 6:30 p.m. at the Racine Spanish Center, there Extension offering variety to appeal to many Family roots A course on the use of microcomputers by genealogists with emphasis on the Genealogy Data Base program "Family Roots" will be offered by the Continuing Education office, Parkside, from 7 to 9 p.m. on three consecutive Tuesdays beginning Nov. 13 in Tallent Hall. To register for the course, which costs $11, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Thursday, Nov. 8. Students will learn to operate the Family Roots program, which is available to the public through the Parkside library to aid genealogy record-keeping. The course will include hands-on experience with record storage and searching, chart and family group sheet generation and other features. Instructors will be David Holle of Parkside and Joanne Baker, a member of the Kenosha County Genealogy Society, both avid genealogists. Child development A course on the structure and development of a child's ideas and behaviors will be offered by t he Continuing Education office, Parkside, on four consecutive Tuesdays from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. beginning Nov. 13. The course, which will cover a child's growth from birth to teenager and will offer parenting guidelines, costs $15. To register, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Thursday, Nov. 8. Instructor will be Paul Erling Tungseth, an individual and family psychotherapist specializing in child development, who practices at Racine's Lighthouse Counseling Associates. Potentials "Potentials," a seminar to help persons better understand themselves and others through the use of the "personal profile system," a communication tool, will be offered by the Continuing Education office, Parkside, from 1 to 4 p. m. on Sunday, Nov. 11 in Tallent Hall. Cost of the seminar, which is designed to help persons increase selfesteem in family, social and work situations, is $16. To register for the course, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Thursday, Nov. 8. Instructor will be Virginia Burlingame, a Racine psychotherapist. Public speaking A workshop on public speaking will be offered by the Continuing Education Office, Parkside, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 16, in Union Room 104. The course, which will offer techniques and practice sessions to improve speech delivery and develop confidence, costs $50, which includes materials and lunch. To register, call 553-2312. Reg istration deadline is Tuesday, Nov. 13. Through video tape recordings and feedback, participants will discover the impressions they give while making presentations. Ways of organizing speeches and capturing an audience's attention will be stressed. Instructor will be Carol Trinastic, who has 10 years' experience as a public relations specialist and holds a master of arts degree in communication. Storytelling A workshop on the craft of storytelling will be offered by the Continuing Education office, Parkside, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 10 in Communication Arts Room 140. Cost of the workshop is $17. It will be led by Carol Ann Piggins, who has done more than 600 onewoman shows and storytelling concerts in the U.S., the Netherlands will be a panel discussion covering the effects that minorities can have on the upcoming presidential elections. The Spanish Center is located at 720-17th Street. The panel will be composed of local community leaders and is sponsored by the Hispanic Club of Parkside in conjunction with the Racine and Kenosha Spanish Centers. Everyone is invited and encouraged to attend. PSGA The PSGA Senate meeting will be held on Thursday at 7 p.m. in CA 129. Topics for discussion will be: off-campus events policy, new senators' orientation, the upcoming assistant pro tempore elections, the 1984-65 budget and the Chancellor's open forum. As always, all students are encouraged to attend and give their input on these and other issues. Please be reminded that all senators and executive officers have office hours during the week to hear from the student body. Please stop by and let us know how things are going f or you. Intervarsity Christian Fellowship IVCF will be holding a meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 31 at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. The meeting will focus on the question: "Jesus Christ: God or Man?" Everyone is invited. and Germany. To register, call 553- 2312. Regis tration deadline is Wednesday, Nov. 7. The Workshop is for teachers, librarians, parents and others who work with children and youth, and will cover finding and creating stories as well as using movements, creative drama, music and props to enhance stories. The workshop also will discuss how to use stories as a source of motivation, concept development and creativity. 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You may have your own filing box with the names and addresses of all your friends. You have the box, which is called a file in computer terms. Each card containingsthe information about each person is called a record. Each record is divided into fields. Each field contains a specific item of information. For example, the first field might contain the person's name, the second field the street and number, the third the town and state and the fourth field the zip code. Imagine trying to sort an index card file into alphabetical order. If there are less than one hundred cards, it shouldn't take you more than a half an hour, but if there are five or six hundred, it could take all day. With a database manager, the complete file is sorted in a matter of a few seconds. Even thousands of records can be sorted in a few minutes. Files can also be sorted in any field, and once sorted the way you want, the information can be printed. You might alphabetize the list by name for a printout of all the names and addresses to use as an address book. When the pages become dogeared and the ink smudged, you can run off another copy in juk a few minutes. You could then re-sort the list by zip code and print mailing labels. A powerful database manager will create files of any size or shape and for any purpose. The number of uses for a database is limited only by your imagination and ingenuity. Recipes can be stored on a floppy disk and printed whenever needed. Collections of stamps ro coins can be catalogued. Inventories can be kept up to date. If you subscribe to a magazine, you could create an index with information such as subject and author, each filed in separate fields. Then, when you need to research a particular subject or author, your database manager can find and display the exact information that you want. It is all done in a fraction of the time it would take you to leaf through several years' worth of back issues. The most powerful database managers will search in more than one field at a time and can search for partial or exact matches to the information that you want. As well as being extremely versatile by itself, a database manager's files can be used by a word processor or a spreadsheet program to prepare form letters or financial reports. If you don't have a database manager yet, then perhaps you should consider buying one. Parkside music professor and pianist James McKeever will perform a solo concert of works ranging from baroque to romantic at 8 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 29 in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $1.50 for senior citizens and Parkside students and staff, $3 f or the general public. Works to be performed by McKeever, who has just completed a concert tour of Kentucky, Tennessee, Virginia, West Virginia and Pennsylvania, include Scarlatti's Sonata in E Major K. 162; Beethoven's Sonata in F Minor, Op. 57; Chopin's Fantasie in F Minor; Medtner's Canzona Serenata in F Minor, Op. 38 no. 6; Rachmaninoff's Two Preludes; and Scriabin's Etude Op. 8 no. 12 in D-shaMp minor. McKeever, who joined Parkside in 1982, previously taught at Murray State University in Kentucky. He holds master of music and doctor of musical arts degrees from the University of Cincinnati College- Conservatory of Music. He has been active as a recitalist and chamber musician throughout the midwest and south and has A week at the Park presented numerous workshops. Assertiueness training and a full week of events EVENTS Thursday, Oct. 25 MOVIE: "A Clockwork Orange" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. PLAY: "Crimes of the Heart" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division office. Tickets will also be available at the door. MOVIE: "Passione d'Amore" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. Friday, Oct. 26 MOVIE: "A Clockwork Orange" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. PLAY: "Crimes of the Heart" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Saturday, Oct. 27 MOVIE: "Passione d'Amore" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. PLAY: "Crimes of the Heart" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Sunday, Oct. 28 MOVIE: "Passione d'Amore" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film series. MOVIE: "A Clockwork Orange" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Oct. 29 ROUNDTABLE: "The Elections: Issues and Prospects," at 12 noon in Union 106, by the Parkside Political Science Faculty. The program is open to the public at no charge. CONCERT: by James McKeever at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission at the door is $1.50 for Parkside students, staff and senior citizens and $3.00 for others. Tuesday, Oct. 30 WORKSHOP: "Communication Skills for Secretaries and Administrative Assistants" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information WORKSHOP: "Assertiveness Training" by Larry Turner at 1 p.m. in Union 207. All are welcome. MOVIE: "High Plans Drifter" (R) will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Oct. 31 COFFEEHOUSE: Featuring an open stage from 12 n oon 3 to p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. DISCUSSION: "Fairness: Income Redistribution, Aid to Education and Civil Rights" by Ken Hoover, Jan Ocker and Greg Squires at 1 James McKeever His articles "The Wrist In Technical Perspective" and "Godowsky Studies on the Chopin Etudes" have appeared in "Clavier." McKeever's principal teacher was the noted Russian pedagogue Olga Corn us. He also has studied with Lelia Goussea of the Paris Conservatory and coached with Santos Ojeda. p.m. in Molinaro D107. The event is free and open to the public. SUPPORT GROUP: For the divorced and separated at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D138. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Health Office. DANCE: Featuring the rock music of "Sterling" at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. en CROSSWORD PUZZLER DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIME! 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I IT r R w 15 F TT F mE£ m •m• • m im m uu m mmm 32 33 34 35 36 37 39 40 IT 42 43 [44 45 46 4T n 4T 49 50 51 52 B53! 54 5T 5T 57 • 58 w • W 61 • 6T i m BT 1984 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. RANGER Curtain call for crew of "Crimes" by Bill Serpe When the lights came up on "Crimes of the Heart" last Friday night, the efforts of the entire Dramatic Arts Discipline unfolded in the kitchen they had built as a home for a cast, a play and an idea. Backstage the crew listened for the audience reaction to a refrigerator that needed to be defrosted, a sink with running water and cupboards and drawers that actually worked. They waited behind curtains and light boards, each one watching and listening to make sure that every detail of that show was just right. As th e cast took the stage at the end of the show for the curtain call, the crew breathed a sigh of relief and then began setting up for the next night. As an actor in that show, I realized that what all these "technies" had done made my job easier. So this is a curtain call for the people backstage who made "Crimes of the Heart" physically wort. Stand up and take a well-earned bow. The crew in order of appearance includes Director Lee VanDyke, who saw all the aspects of the show in one complete picture and then put it all together. Skelly Wan-en, as scenic designer, took people by the hand and taught them to read a board from a blue print into a wall. Judith Tucker-Snider, as costume and make up designer, coordinated what was right for a play set in 1974 and the actors' need to feel right in what they wore. As the newest member of the staff in the Dramatic Arts Discipline, Keith Harris executed a lighting design that complimented both the set and the idea of "Crimes of the Heart." Ron Larson deserves a round of applause all of his own. As s tage manager, he very ably integrated all aspects of the technical designs by pleasantly interpreting them from one person to another, while technically directing all of the crew through all of the flawless production. With Steve Orth and Mart Rognsvoog running sound and lights, phones rang on time, day became night a nd lights went on and off as actors pretended to move switches. Paula Boehler, as properties mistress, ran for days filling cupboards with foodstuffs, dishes and utensils and all the other paraphernalia needed to make the actors' "bits" wort. She built a cake that would last three weeks and could be eaten every night. Through Paula's efforts and those of her assistants, Connie Kowalski and Debbie Ryback, actors were always where they had to be on time and carrying whatever they were supposed to carry. Just in case the sink doesn't work, Eric Englander waits backstage every night ready to fix i t or to deal with any other technical situation that may arise. Eric was at work during the building "Crimes of the Heart" in every area, from hanging lights to marking stage areas that were off limits. As studio assistant with Rebecca Julich, he helped organize the set construction crew into an efficient operation. There are many other people who deserve to take a bow. Laurel Dane-VanDyke's design for poster and program is a piece of a rt. The box office staff, under the direction of Diane Smith and the ushers and concession people saw capably to the comforts of the audience. All of th ese and more deserve accolades. Your sawing and nailing, painting and worrying have resulted in one of the finest technical productions ever presented at Parkside or anywhere else in southeastern Wisconsin. As an actor in this show, I thank all the crew who wonderful experience. "Crimes" performed with capable style Write a letter to the Editor by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Beth Henley's "Crimes of the Heart," despite its being a Pulitzer Prize-winner, is just not much of a play, wavering uncomfortably between fast and slow too often. It's quite the challenge to take an average play and make it look good, but those involved with Parkside's production of "Crimes of the Heart" succeed in doing so, and admirably. Director Lee VanDyke maintained a reasonably good pace with Henley's story about a trio of southem sisters and the various quirks and idiosyncracies inhabiting them and those in their company. The set was extremely impressive, the result of much hard wort. The real credit, though, should go to the actors and actresses. Rebecca Julich, as oldest sister Lenny McGrath, was forced to play a variety of d ifferent emotions, a difficult challenge for an actress which she handled with remarkable conviction. Professional actress Carolyn Blackinton essayed the role of middle sister Meg through the courtesy of Actor's Equity Assocation, while Amy Capobianco managed to portray "air-headedness" while rePAB film Stanley Kubrick's 'Clockwork Orange University of Wisconsin-Parkside Comm. Arts Theatre OCT. 19,20,26,27AT8P.M. OCT. 25AT330p.M by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Are you in the mood for some ultra-violence and a little bit of the old in-out in-out, all to the music of good old Ludwig von? If you are, then you're ready for this week's PAB film presentation, "A Clockwork Orange." This 1971 classic tells the story of Alex, a young man in an unspecified future year, whose life is devoted to committing acts of what he and his "droogs" call "ultra-violence." Alex also is a lover of the music of Beethoven, whom he refers to as Ludwig von. Alex's life is going along pretty well until he gets arrested and put in prison. After a while in jail, Alex vo lunteers for a rather unorthodox "rehabilitation." "A Clockwork Or ange" is a brilliant film filled with great ideas and remarkable images. Malcolm McDowell gives a riveting performance as Alex. Alex is one of the most repellent characters in the history of film; but as the film progresses, you find yourself being drawn to him and becoming sympathetic to his plight. With this performance, McDowell proves himself to be one of the finest actors in film. Also turning in a fine performance is Patrick Magee as one of Alex's victims, who attempts to exact a bizarre "revenge" on him. "A Clockwork Orange," written, produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick, is based on Anthony Burgess' semi-autobiographical novel. It is a remarkable, challenging film. I strongly urge you to see this film. It's one of the only really great films that we're going to get out of PAB this semester. taining the audience's sympathy extremely well. Denise Valente should get some sort of awar d for "most words said clearly in the shortest amount of time while maintaining a southern accent" with her outstanding portrayal of the sisters' cousin Chick Boyle. Bill Serp e is almost frighteningly subdued and ultimately quite believable as Meg's old boy frie nd, Doc Porter; and John Miskulin is delightfully bumbling in his scenestealing performance as Babe's lawyer Barnette Lloyd. I didn't like Beth Henley's "Crimes of the Heart." I did, however like Beth Henley's "Crimes of the Heart" as performed by Parkside's talented actors and actresses. As a result, I highly recommend this production. photo by Dave McEvoy Amy Capobiano, Rebecca Julich, Carolyn Blakinton RANGER 10 Thursday, Oct. 25,1984 Great play at PAC by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Larry Shue's clever, intelligent and funny play "Wenceslas Square" is given more than capable treatment by the people at the Milwaukee Repertory Theater company. Director John Dillon maintains a nice, brisk pace throughout Shue's comedy about a writer's troubles gathering information for his book on Czech theatrical performers due to the political troubles occurring in 1974 Pr ague. The story is both funny and a bit moving, ending on a note that forces you to think about it as you leave the theater. The acting is nothing less than top drawer. Daniel Mooney and Jeffrey Hutchinson do splendidly in the lead roles of Vince (the writer) and Dooley (his student photographer), while Alan Brooks and Ellen Lauren show incredible versatility, taking on a number of varying character roles. Everyone's timing, delivery and physical expression lent so much believability to their performances that they never looked to be "acting," the viewer often feeling that rather than watching a play, the story was actually unfolding before his or her very eyes. The play is being performed in the Todd Wehr Theater at the Performing Arts Center in Milwaukee Oct. 19 through Nov. 25. Curtain times are 8 p.m. Tuesday through Friday, 7:30 p.m. Sundays, 5 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. Saturdays and afternoon matinees Wednesdays and Sundays at 2 p.m. Ticket prices range from $4.50 to $12.50 for weekdays and matinees and $5.50 to $13.50 Friday through Sunday. "Wenceslas Square" is well written, well directed and well performed, in the true fashion of the Milwaukee Repertory Company. Open Stage /• Ski "The Great Unknown CflEmDBum Jump into the action on the slopes of one of Colorado's finest ski resorts— CRESTED BUTTE. Travel Associates and the NCSA have put together a program of Wild West skiing, parties and fun you won't want to miss. The official 1985 NCSA "National Collegiate Ski Week package includes: » TM ONLY 8 SPOTS LEFT!! * Round-trip transportation * 7 nights deluxe lodging at one of Crested Butte's finest facilities • A lift ticket for 5 days of skiing Crested Butte's "Great Unknown" * Two "Wild West" parties with bands • A major concert • A special "on-mountain" Beer & Cheese Party Contact: Ann Fralich Parkside Activities Board 553-2650 or sign up in Union 209 • Entry fees to two races with prizes for the top male and female winners • Special appearances by Lite "All-Stars" • A discount coupon program for area bars, restaurants and services • All applicable taxes • Services of Travel Associates' professional on-site staff Tour Date: Jan. 3-12 On Halloween, Oct. 31, the PAB Coffeehouse will present its infamous Open Stage Event in the Union Bazaar from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m. Students with even a modicum of talent are urged to try their luck with the tough campus audience in this special event, the results being a chance to spot fresh, new talent in the music, comedy and general nuisance fields. As with all Coffeehouse presentations, there will be no admission charge. And don't forget - FREE popcorn! Lip sync contest Ah, c'mon now, why don't you just admit it? Haven't we all stood in front of mirrors when some of our favorite music has been blaring on the stereo, fantasizing ourselves as the performer? Maybe even going to the point of strumming an imaginary "air guitar" and strutting around the living room like a batfarobed Mike Jagger or Diana Ross? Sure we have. So why hide it? Well, "Puttin' On The Hits" has decided to bring all of the "closet" performers out of their own living rooms and put them on stage. "Puttin' On The Hits" contest accomplishes this by rewarding the most daring and most creative of these musical imposters by allowing them their moment in the spotlight, and at the same time providing the audience with an enjoyable evening full of entertainment. Chromathon Video presents this lip-sync contest in conjunction with Dick Clark's show "Puttin' On The Hits," an entertainment event that is a truly unique, sensational contest full of m usic, comedy and fun. This contest debuts at just the right time to draw from the countless "lip-sync" and "air guitar" contests that are springing up everywhere, from high school gymnasiusms to college fraternities to nightclubs and bars. The "Puttin' On The Hits" Kenosha contest will occur on Nov. 16 at the Eagles Club, 302 58th St., at 7:30 p.m. People of a ll ages are encouraged to enter and have the opportunity to lip-sync their way to fame and fortune in put-ons of th eir favorite stars. Many prizes will be awarded and the winner will be reviewed in Hollywood by the "Puttin' On The Hits" producers through a video tape provided by WVTV-Channel 18, Milwaukee. This current lip-sync craze has even gone so far as to spawn a bestselling book, Simon & Schuster's "The Complete Air Guitar Handbook," and has been reported upon in depth by magazines and newspapers such as People Magazine and The Los Angel es Times. Tickets are available at Bidinger's, Luchyne's, Ruffolo's, Kenosha School of Cosmetology and The Hairport. To enter, call Chromathon Video at (414) 551- 7484. BANGER II Thursday, OH. 25, 1984 The future of movie theaters by J im Neibaur Feature Editor The moviegoing experience has changed a great deal in the brief history of mo tion pictures, from silent pictures to talkies to color to cinemascope and wide screen films to 3D - the list is seemingly endless. Lately, changes have been taking place even more rapidly. The big movie houses have been replaced by four- and five-plex cinemas due to competition from pay cable and video markets, while the thirteenyear- old rating system has added yet another rating. Jim Janssen, manager of the Regency Mall General Cinema theaters in Racine, gave some of his own views on these subjects based on personal experience, noting of course that his observations are not related to the General Cinema corporation. "With extended houses you aren't limited to one picture," he said. "You have more product and are more likely to have what the public wants to see in the same amount of space as a big movie theater and for the same rent. It's really hard to maintain heating and cooling in a big house, and the people just don't turn out like they used to. "Five or six years ago when the pay cable and video markets were looming on the horizon and insiders were predicting the death of the movie industry, there was some real concern. As it turned out, cable and video haven't worked against us t he way some of us feared. There is a distinct market of people who want to see the movie in the theater, especially with films like "2001: A Space Odyssey" that don't translate well at all to the small screen," said Janssen. Another event that has occurred in t he film industry is the addition of a ra ting called PG-13, where paternal guidance is suggested, but specifically for those children under the age of 13. "That was a response to public concern regarding pictures that weren't comfortably PG, but not quite R-rated films. The one that caused the most concern was "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" and there was some concern about "Gremlins." Most of the confusion was due to the fact that "Gremlins" was following "E.T.," which was a nice family film and people expected the same from the latest Spielberg picture. "Theaters are not asked to enforce the PG-13 rating like the R rating, but PG-13 is there to give the parents cause to stop and think perhaps check the film out themselves before allowing their children to attend. That's the sole purpose. We don't card at the box office," he said. Another, rather trivial, question that was brought up concerned the demise of pre-feature cartoons. Short subjects, the likes of which featured The Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy, were overtaken by television, but why no cartoon before the feature? "The old cartoons just aren't in good shape anymore, and they aren't making any more new cartoons," said Janssen. The Regency Mall Cinemas are perhaps the best examples of theaters of the future, and the days of the big movie houses seem to be over. "It is my understanding that any theater General Cinema builds in the future will be no less than a four-plex," said Janssen. Fortunately any fears that cable and video are contributing to a gradual demise of the original moviegoing experience are for naught. So despite changes for better or worse, the American tradition of going to movies looks destined to be here for a long time. Letter to the Editor Reader questions writers Continued from Page 2 volvement. An opportunity does exist on campus for you, as well as for all students, to become a student senator. If you c an't be a senator, then you can serve by taking a student seat on a faculty committee. Hey, Brad! It is always easier to knock the other side, and you honestly don't expect Democrats to praise President Reagan, do you? If you want some information on what the Republican party is planning on campus, I'd be glad to give you a few numbers. Stop in the PSGA o ffice on Tuesdays from 12: 30-3:30. The same offer given to Ruth applies to you too, and that is get involved in student government. Tim! Now is the time to start planning next year's Homecoming and to begin work on Winter Carnival. Stop in at the PSGA office or get involved at the PAB office. Join these committees and help make these events better. Anyway, one catches more with honey than vinegar, as your letter explains. Gary, Tim and Todd - the only thing I wish n ever to do is write to an editor about something as trivial as a sports article, especially one in the Ranger. The one thing I know for sure since coming back to school is that the Ranger needs sports writers. Seeing that you three are so knowledgeable about sports, please stop in the Ranger and become sports writers, and leave Letters to the Editor space for more important issues like off; campus accounts, off campus events policy, voter registration and other events that really affect student life on campus. I hope this letter is taken as positive by all who read it. Sincerely, Franklin Kuczensld A Pause in the Disaster Offensive music to laugh by We talked all about TV and records in previous installments of this column; now the time has come to acknowledge the major motion pictures being released for Oscar contention at Christmas time. "BLOWIN' IN THE WIND" Rod Stewart and Elton John star as two desert explorers caught in a dust storm. "KABOOM!" Irwin-Allen produced disaster flick about survivors of a nuclear holocaust features an all-star cast including Robert Reed, Mike Farrell, Clint Eastwood, Charles Branson, Charro, Joan Rivers and Steve Martin at Father Putz. "LET'S SPEND A MINUTE TOGETHER" Concert film in which Prince sings all his best songs. "WHO PUT THE BOMB IN THE BOMB-BA-BOMB-BABOMB?" Ronald Reagan returns to film acting this this wartime drama directed by Bria n DePalma. "GOOD GUYS DIE REAL HARD IN THE RAIN AT NIGHT WEDNESDAYS" Action drama with Chuck Norris. "SMOKEY AND THE CANNONBALL RUN FROM THE BANDIT" Burt Reynolds starts in this action comedy featuring Dom De Luise, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, Andy G riffith, Jim Nabors, Buddy Ebsen, Mel TUlis, Arnold Ziffel and a whole lot of cars. "A STARE IS BORN" Biography of film comic Marty Feldman. "WHO DICED VIC?" Filmization of the trail regarding the "Twilight Zone" movie. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor HALLOWEEN DANCE f o r e v e r r o c k i n ' Wed. October 31 UNION SQUARE DOORS OPEN AT 8:00pm $1.00 STUDENTS $2.00 GUESTS ^ A. —— ~ 1/2 PR/CE paE • IF yOU WEAR A COSTUME 4 Note: Free Student Tables for Arts & Crafts Fair on Dec. 1 still available. Sign up by Nov. 1 in Union 209. Ranger needs writers 12 Thursday, Oct. 25, 1984 RANGER Guskin's Thailand trip Continued from Page 6 as Prime Minster without military support, but the military doesn't necessarily control the elected person. Members of Parliament are also elected. People really speak their minds, write what they want to write and there is very little censorship as far as I could see. That's an exciting development," he said. Guskin hopes to have some Thai faculty members come to Parkside. Over 100,000 Thais were trained in the U.S. in the past twenty years and many would like to return to the U.S. fo r a short while to interact with their American counterparts. Business, marketing and science are the areas where Guskin feels the Thai faculty could best participate at Parkside. "Anything that could give a more international flair to the campus is highly desirable. The advantage to us is the fact that it would expand our horizons. Parkside's International Studies program is starting to expand and that's very good. I view that as part of our effort to increase our consciousness about the rest of the world," said Guskin. The Guskins were disappointed by the increased stress in Bangkok. "The heat seemed worse than in the past, especially now that so many of the trees have been cut down to accommodate the heavy construction that is going on. The traffic is much worse. There is no real urban transit system and only one or two super highways so the traffic is always bumper to bumper. Our friends told us that 20 percent of their lives are spent in traffic," he said. It was very sad to see the combination of tremendous construction and stress obstruct everyday lives, said Guskin. Also, since government salaries are very low and university faculty are civil service positions, there is a lot of pressure on the intellectual and professional. Many must leave their university positions to go into business, he said. Little change has occurred in Thailand's rural areas, according to Guskin. Thailand is 80 percent agricultural. "The countryside is very pleasent and slower paced," said Guskin. Thailand has 100,000 or more Cambodian refugees, said Guskin. They visited a refugee camp located two miles from the Cambodian /Thailand border, very near to the ongoing fighting. This was one of the most moving parts of their trip to Thailand. "There were 35,000 re fugees in that camp and they probably will never go home. What a tragedy. The camps have become a problem for the Thais because the Cambodians came into the country in the poorest area where food is the least available. It's a no-mans' land for the poor Cambodians. They aren't taught Thai because the Thais don't want them to leave the camp and go into Thailand. They aren't taught English because then they might leave the camp and go to America. So what they do is teach them Cambodian and they may never go back th ere. It's all tied up in world politics. They are used as pawns. All th e Cambodians want to do is live and all the children want to do is grow up," said Guskin. The Guskins visited four universities in Thailand, as well as many other sites. The delegation of university presidents participated in many ceremonies. In Thailand university presidents are highly honored because of their high status, although they are not rewarded monetarily. The most memorable ceremony for the Guskins was when they met the King of Thailand, the Queen and two Princesses. ' 'We were all quite anxious when we met them. Judy was scared to talk to the King in Thai because there is a special court language, but the King was very gentle and he spoke to her in everyday Thai. He also speaks perfect English. Our children got the chance to talk to the royal family and that was exciting. It was really special," he said. As head of the delegation, Guskin had the opportunity to present a plaque to the Thailand Prime Minister on behalf of the American university presidents. The 16 days the Guskins spent in Chancellor Guskin toasting Permanent Secretary Athorn at a private dinner given by Athorn. Judy Guskin at Guskin's left. Thailand were very enjoyable, although very tiring, said Guskin. It took the Guskins twenty years to return to Thailand but they don't plan on waiting another twenty to visit the country again. They have several projects in the works that may require a return visit. Judy is currently writing a proposal to obtain a grant to do a video program in Thailand on children and youth. A Thai professor, formerly Guskin's student, is redoing a study that Guskin did in 1964 in Thailand on the changing values of Thai students. Guskin is working with his former student in this study. In addition, the Guskins plan to write an article about the perceptions of Peace Corps volunteers returning to the country they worked in twenty years later. Record review Hendrix gems remastered by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Some believe that the power of Jimi Hendrix has been eclipsed by later guitar heroes as Eddie Van- Halen, Jimmy Page, Michael Schenker and the late Randy Rhodes. On the contrary, Hendrix remains king of the rock guitar, as Warner Brothers' upcoming album "Kiss the Sky" demonstrates. "Kiss the Sky" takes some Hendrix classics from the rocker's major LPs - "Are You Experienced?" "Axis Bold as Love," "Electric Ladyland," and "Band of Gypsies" and combines them with rare tracks (the unreleased "Killing Floor" as well as an extended version of "Red House"), and live material from the 1969 Montery Pop Festival and Jimi Hendrix concerts. More than just another ill-fated compilation slapped together for monetary gain, "Kiss the Sky" is a half-speed master digital recording, one of the finest quality pressings obtainable this side of laser discs. New dimensions to the old classics abound in clearer, more crystallized recordings, while the new material is further proof of Hendrix's influential guitar work. His i nnovative riffs give a whole new meaning to the Bob Dylan-penned "All Along the Watchtower," while fans of Eric Clapton's bluesrock guitar work should faint when they hear Hendrix's groundbreaking blues jams on "Red House." Record retail stores state that an audiophile master such as this would sell for anywhere from 820 to $30, but judging by the quality of most domestic pressings, the price is well worth it. Along with being technically marvelous, "Kiss the Sky" successfully displays the true genuis of thi s eternal guitar hero who came and left so abruptly. 8 Ball Tourney Wednesday, Oct. 31 1 p.m. $2°° Entry Fee Etimination Prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd Entry limited to the first 16 participants - sign up in the Rec Center RANGER Homecoming Soccer team victorious by Mark Leipzig There's an old saying that goes something like "When you're hot, you're hot." This little adage was fitting on Oct. 13, when the Parkside Rangers beat Northland 6-0. Going into the game , the Rangers had a win-loss record of 7- 3, while N orthland had a 9-1-1 r ecord. From the beginning, the Rangers came on strong, scoring five goals in the first half. Greg Whipple and Wayne Adema led the offense with two goals each. Dave Dahlke scored the final goal of the first half. The second half wasn't as fastpaced as the first. George Vukovich scored th e only goal. The Rangers took 27 shots on Northland's goal, while only three shots were taken against Parkside. Ranger goalie Jeff Medin had two saves, while goalie Andy Matheus Men's Basketball Looking forward to great year! Homecoming soccer in the log. photo by Chris Mayeshiba had 12. The Rangers took six corner kicks as opposed to three by Northland. At this point, the Rangers have 175 shots on goal, 29 goals and 59 corner kicks. Jeff Medin has 51 saves and one assist. Bowlers get high scores by Pa tricia Zarletti The seventh week of bowling is approaching an d the standings are being scrambled around. The league consists of eight teams of four each, primarily faculty and staff bowlers. Jim Marks, the president of the Faculty Bowling League, bowled a 234 game. Craig Puder and Rick Bloomquist bowle d 570 and 587 respectively. The Four Play team topped off the team high series with a 2614 . Sub Dar lene Safrarisky bowled a 470 series. Ellie Suwalski's 506 is tops in the league at present for the women, and Rick Bloomquist's 587 is tops f or the men. U* dH&e l^uieet 25% OFF Assorted Toffees We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. Players worth mentioning are Jeff Medin, Wayne Adema, who has eight goals and two assists, Greg Whipple with four goals and four assists, Tony Pinkert with two goals and two assists and Dave Dahlke, two goals and one assist. Puzzler Answer by Steve Kratochvil The 1984-85 basketball season looks promising for the Rangers. "We are much deeper and much quicker than last year. I am very happy with the competition in the pre-season; it makes for tough, emotional practices," said head coach Rees Johnson. The roster includes seven returning lettermen. They are Clay Brooks, Robert Jones and Ron Zeihen, sophomores, and juniors Sean Patterson, Arthur Rundles and Erik Womeldorf. Stan Cameron is a returning senior. Top newcomers include Mike Zukley, a 6'8" transfer from Southwestern Community College in Creston, Iowa and his brother, Mark (6'9"). Both are sophomores and are expected to help the Rangers' inside game. The team compiled a 14-15 record last season, according to Johnson. Last year's record does not indicate how good the team was or how good it will be. "Last year we played probably the toughest Division n schedule in the nation," said Johnson. This year's schedule is also difficult. Parkside will play two NCAA Division I teams who are ranked in the top twenty. The games will be played at Alabama-Birmingham on Jan. 3 and at South Alabama on Jan. 8. The Rangers will also face Southern Mississippi and Green Bay, both NCAA Division I opponents. The Rangers will also play Stevens Point, the NAIA's s econdranked team in the country. Johnson is looking forward to the challenge of the 1984-85 season. "We are more capable this year. Men practice for season We expect better shooting, rebounding and defense," said Johnson. In the shooting department, Johnson is looking for good things from Arthur Rundles. Johnson explained, "Rundles is an outstanding scorer with people on him especially. He has Division I ability. He is strong enough to play professional basketball in the Continental League. He is a definite prospect." Erik Womeldorf, who finished last year averaging 11.3 poi nts per game and 7.2 rebounds per game, is expected to be a big piece in J ohnson's puzzle. According to Johnson, the starting center can "play pro ball overseas. He probably will not choose to do so, however, seeing he is an academic Ail-American." This year could be the year Parkside basketball returns to the championship form of the mid 1970's. PARKSIDE UNION RECREATION CLASSES Aerobics Better Bowling Mastering Billards Tue., 4:45 p.m.-5:45 p.m., Nov 6-Dec 11, Course Fee:SJ5 Thurs., 4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$I5 Mon, 4:00 p.m.-5:00 p.m., Nov. 5-Dec.I0, Course Fee:$20 Tues/Thur., 5:30 p.m.-6:30 p.m., Nov. 6-Dec. 13, Course Fee:$20 Register for recreation classes by stopping in Union Room 2 09. Between 8:00 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday-Friday or calling 553-2408. A 1 14 Thursday, Oct. 25,1984 RANGER SEASON PASSES All games start at 7:30 P.M. Phy Ed season passes for all games (available at Phy Ed) student: $10.00 general: $18.00 Post-game entertainment after every game in Union Square provided by PAB The entertainment after the games is free if you attend the game. UW-P Men's Varsity Basketball Home Game Schedule Monday Nov. 19 Tuesday Nov. 20 Saturday Nov. 24 Wednesday Nov. 28 Monday Jan. 14 Thursday Jan. 17 Friday Jan. 25 Monday Feb. 4 Wednesday Feb. 6 Tuesday Feb. 12 Saturday Feb. 16 Wednesday Feb. 20 Tuesday Feb. 26 Thursday Feb. 28 vs Trinity College Macalester College St. Xavier College Lake Superior State College UW Stevens Point Illinois Institute of Technology Milwaukee School of Engineering Concordia College UW Milwaukee UW Oshkosh Purdue University-Calumet Northeastern Illinois University Judson College St. Joseph's College BUY YOUR SEASON PASS NOW! RANGER 15 Thursday, Oct. 25,1984 to IMlerTime ATHLETE OF THE WEEK ••••••••••••••• Kim Tesher Women's Volleyball * BEER • SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION Classified Ads MONDAY N IGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN Volleyball team generates offense MONDAY, OCT. 29 SEATTLE AT SAN DIEGO by Kimberl ie Kranicb Offense showed its face more than usual Wednesday, Oct. 17 at the Parkside Triangular. The women played Le wis, a team from Illinois, and Milwaukee. Parkside won their match against Lewis with scores of 8-15, 15- 4 and 15-9. In their first game against Lewis, t he women were up by 7-1, but lost. Coach Terry Paulson attributes his team's loss to a "total metal and physical breakdown." Team member Janet Koenig added, "We came out ready to play, and then we fell back in to our old syndrome of letting the other team catch up. Then we lost our momentum." Game two ag ainst Lewis was an offensive show for Parkside. The women were successful at bumping the ball up to the setter, thus improving their chances for the crushing spike. Paulson said, "If the offense works, we're going to have a good volleyball team and that's what we had out there in the second game." In game three, Parkside started off slowly. They w ere down 1-7 but came back strong to become the victors. "We were really fired up to beat Lewis. When we felt they were unbeatable, we really fired up," Paulson said. In their match against Lewis, Parkside had a total of six serving a ces with Sheri Lechner serving four aces and Karen Greene and Amy Henderson serving one apiece. Milwaukee defeated Parkside in two games by scores of 8-15 and 8- 15. Even though both game scores were the same, Parkside played Milwaukee much tougher in the first game. The first game consisted of long rallies back and forth. Parkside generated good offense the first half of the game and at one point tied Milwaukee 7-7. After the tie broke, Parkside's offense seemed to have stopped. "We know Milwaukee is beatable. We have to be totally consistent in every facet to beat them. Our offense has to be on and that's why we played them to 7-7 because our offense was on," said Paulson. The second game, Parkside was down by 0-8 but gradually came back, only to lose 8-15. Milwaukee used their middle hitters and were able to crush the spike down the middle with Parkside unable to dig the ball up. Coach Paulson said, "I'm very disappointed in the scores. I thought we could have played Milwaukee tougher." Despite the fact that his offense wasn't consistent against Milwaukee, Paulson was very happy with what he saw. Ranger needs writers Parkside spiking against Lewis Women's cross country Team shows improvement by Eric Hilmoe Coach Mike DeWitt was pleased with his team's seventh place finish running against a strong thirteenteam field. DeWitt mentioned the team's improvement came in their total time compared to the times of the three top finishing teams. Host LaCrosse won the meet with 58 poin ts. They were followed by second place Marquette and third place Eau Claire, with scores of 89 and 93 respect ively. Running in previous meets against these three teams, Parkside improved by 2:45 against LaCrosse, 1:45 against Marquette and 1:06 against Eau Claire. Parkside was led by freshman Michelle Marter who turned in a time of 18:47, good enough for twelfth place. Other Ranger runners to turn in strong performances were Sarah Heitt-41, Jill Fobair-44, Colleen Weismer-45, Julie McReynolds- 47, Julie Wunrow-50, Cathy Polacheck-76 and Carol Romano-78. St. Thomas of Minnesota followed third place Eau Claire with a score of 110. North Dakota State finished fifth and Mankato State (Minnesota) finished sixth. The Ranger women also hope to improve next week in their final regular season meet against Marquette and Milwaukee. The runners' next meet will be the NAIA Nationals on Nov. 17. Into those beautiful eyes! JOHN C.W. R.A. A f arewell bid to you, my love, until we meet eye to eye. JIG: HOW many pbone numbers did you get last weekend? S.S.R. YOUR friendship means more to me than anything else in the world. THIS ONE'S for you, Teoby! It could get worse if you don't keep quiet! CYNDE! STUFF your face in my litterbox. Max. JIM N.: Sorry we forget a classified for you last week. Hope this makes up for it. JIM N.: That goes ditto for me. JAMES NEIBAUR, when are you going to do something dirty? We're waiting. Services Offered IMPROVE STUDY habits, lose weight, stop smoking. Reduce stress and anxiety through clinical hypnosis. Call Randall Potter at 414/652-2727. For Sale BEAUTIFUL, WARM hand-woven ECUADORAN PONCHOS for fall, back-to-school wear. Send for free color brochure. Ponchos, P.O. Box 142, S ussex WI 53089. Help Wanted CAM PL'S REP to run break vacation trip to Daytona Beach. Earn free trip and money. Send resume to College Travel Unlimited, P.O. Box 6063, Station A. Daytona Beach FL 32022. Include phone numbers, please. STUDENT ASSISTANT: 10 hours a week, hours flexible. 33.35/bour. Clerical, communication and organizational skills necessary. Call Peer Support, 553-2706. Wanted RIDERS WANTED to Chicago O'Hare. To share gas. Usually depart Friday A.M. Call 957-0593. LATE MODEL Dodge Van, in need of (^cylinder engine. (414) 654-2575. FEMALE. ROOMMATES to rent out robins in house. $150/month. Needed by end of Nov. For more details, contact Anne or Mary, 554- Personals ASPA BAKE Sale Monday, Oct. 29,10 a.m. to 1 p.m. DAVID GERLACH: How's life by you? SHARON: ARE you heading south for the winter? I am. HOWDY, SHARON. Just think-one more ffppfc I BOSSY, THANKS for the Sweetest Day Treat I LOVE you. Dinky. HAPPY B IRTHDAY, Di Ilove you! Jim HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOMMIE. I love you. too! Max. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Diana Neibaur! The Ranger Staff. SHARON RYNDERS: This one is especially for you, "Toots." HI, SHARON!!! Now you know we still think of you. OK, SHARON. This is it for the week. Yoolie. DINKY: KEEP the fire burning, ya comfrittin' peapod. Love, Bossy. C.R.M. I was meant to be for you. CYNDE: WITHIN my soul you'll always sail, always sail!!! Rizalino. EVERYONE COME to CA-129 at 1:00 on Friday. JOHN C.W. R.A. I can't wait until I can look 16 Thursday, Oct. 25, 1984 RANGER Soccer team tie with Marquette The Rangers took on Marquette, the number four ranked team in the mid-east Division I polls and came away with a 1-1 tie. "It was a moral victory for us," said Coach Rick Kilps. Marquette came into the game with a 10-2-2-mark and eyes on an NCAA play-off s pot. "I'm proud of this team and the way they played this match. We went in with a game plan and fulfilled that objective. We knew we would have to be patient and we were." The patience paid off at 88:55 when junior college transfer Greg Whipple stole the ball from the Marquette sweeper and went one on one with the Warrior goalie for the score. Marquette had scored at 62:50 of th e second half - a goal in which the Parkside defense pulled up in an offsides trap that the referee did not call. The Rangers, ranked 17th nationally in the NAIA poll, received an outstanding game from senior goat keeper Jeff Medin. Kilps said, "Jeff was flawless in the net. He's stepped into the starting spot this year and performed admirably for us." The Rangers finished the week with an 8-3-2 record. From left to right, first row: Ed Herrera, Andy Buchanan, Charles Rodriguez, John Scanlan, Mike Riva, Jeff Medin, Tony Pinkert, Mike Chock, Scott Gerhartz, Don Theisen. Second row, left to right: Jose Ramirez, Steve Donovan, Chris Schuleit, Dave Dahlke, Wayne Adema, Greg Whipple, Richard Blay, George Vukovich, Mike Robertson, Jim Spielmann and Rick Kilps, coach. •IIIHUWHI MM—• Phy-ed requirement examined by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor The physical education department asks students who are adding modular classes in October to obtain signatures from Wayne Dannehl, director of physical education, and the professor. "We have received some criticism with kids adding in October, so we're trying to watch who's adding," stated Dannehl. some of the concern lies with the athletes. According to Dannehl, the department will not allow athletes to add. There are some exceptions. The department is also watching for another situation that occurs when a student drops an academic course and adds the physical education course to continue receiving financial aid. The student, according to Dannehl, will not be penalized for this. The department only wants to keep a record. "I think it's unfair for non-athletic students," said student Brenda Buchanan. Buchanan tried adding the figure improvement class but was told to get the two signatures. She decided not to add as a result of this. Buchanan asked, if the classes haven't met, why are signatures necessary? Other departments allow adding (before class starts) without any hassles. Dannehl answered, "This was precipitated by the fact that we're the only department with late modulars." The department thus has a lot of late adders. Dannehl added, "We're the last resort of maintaining credits. "I have not denied any that I can recall, except athletes. Basically, we're just monitoring trends and collecting data. We ask the student to fill out a form, then get the signatures of the professors and myself. All I want you to tell me is why you're adding." According to Dannehl, this data had not been collected or processed. •••••••••• Tennis season closes on traveled ground by Kimberlie Kranich Although the women's tennis team started off their season on relatively untraveled ground, the last meet of the season showed how well the women adjusted to the circumstances. In their final meet, the women defeated Green Bay 5-4. In the first week of prac tice, only four members of last year's team showed up consistently. When school began, Linda Masters returned to the squad to boost the number to five, and later the team picked up Amy Tropin. Coach Wendy Miller is liked by all the members of her team, though she was tougher and did things differently than Noreen Goggin. The biggest difference was in the amount of running required. Before each practice the women ran a mile, ran sprints and jumped over metal hurdles. After practice came more running and bill charges. "This year, I think the members of the tennis team were more like cross country runners. Due to our extensive training, however, we had no injuries and we didn't get fatigued when we had to play threeset matches," said Masters. Another major difference between this and last year's training was that Miller used drills that helped both singles and doubles strategy. "The first day of practice, I was scared because I didn't know what I was going to do. There was a lot I had to learn," Miller stated of h er first year of coaching tennis. By reading books on tennis and with the help of professor and tennis player Esther Will, Miller was able to prepare the team members for their matches. Jackie Rittmer said, "Coach kept us motivated throughout the season. She always had helpful advice and a new drill which usually helped us during a match." Masters added, "Coach Miller helped us with our game plan. We learned different tactics and ways to beat our opponents." Miller said only good things of her team. "I think it was a real good year and I appreciated the opportunity to work with everyone." According to Miller, the biggest change came after the team's loss to Beloit College. Miller explained, "Beloit was a good match. Sure, we lost 1-8 but everyone except for two people went three sets. They were all close matches." A change for the better did occur. The women placed seventh out of ten teams at the Whitewater Doubles Tournament and outscored the number of points they earned last year in the same tournament. Miller said she saw a lot of improvement in everyone's ability and felt the biggest changes occurred in Ann A lthaus and Kim Kranich. Althaus completed the season strongly, winning her last four out of five singles and doubles matches. The season is over. Miller said, "I thought we had a really close team and it's different not seeing the team every day." Masters said, "The comradeship was better this year that it has ever been in the past. "As a player, I thought the tennis season was like eating an ice cream cone, only better. I knew the season was going to be fun, and even though it's physically over now, it's still a part of me because the memories will be with me always." cross country Cross country team loses to North Central by Eric Hilmoe The Ranger men were edged out of first place by North Central by the score of 41 to 52 at Saturday's Carthage Invitational. Parkside was again led by Tim Renzelmann and George Kapheim. Renzelmann and Kapheim turned in times of 24:37 and 24:56, good for first and third places, respectively. Rich Miller also turned in a strong performance, finishing fifth. Other Parkside finishers included Ed Miller-21, Andy Serrano-22, Mark Manning-35 and Dan Peterson- 55. "We ran the race without our number three runner, Dan Stublaski, who came down with the flu. I think if Dan would have run, we would have had a good chance to finish first," said Coach Lucian Rosa. Overall, Rosa was satisfied with his team's performance and is looking forward to the upcoming meets. The Ranger men have two meets remaining. Next week they end the regular season with the Chicago Invitational. Following that meet, they take the next three weeks off in preparation for the NAIA National Meet. Rosa feels his team has a very good chance to improve on last year's tenth place finish in Nationals. "Last year my guys really surprised me with the tenth place finish and 1 hope they can surprise me with an even higher finish this year," Rosa said. Out of the 22 teams that participated in the Carthage Invitational, Parkside and North Central were the only two teams to finish under 100 poin ts. Oshkosh finished a distant third with a score of 103. Stevens Point and Wheaton finished fourth and fifth respectively. Bowling club in existence by Dennis Harbach Recently I was asked if Parkside has a bowling club or team. The answer is yes. Each Friday the Parkside Bowling Club gets together for camaraderie and exciting bowling action. The bowlers with the highest averages are placed on a team that bowls against other UW schools, as well as in prestigious tournaments, such as the ones in St. Louis or Las Vegas. Last weekend, Oshkosh hosted the first match against Parkside and Platteville. Representing Parkside were Rick Kelly, Kris Johnson, Jeff Floyd, Frank Bisotti and Glen Malmkus, four members and a substitute. Seven points were awarded for each match. In the first match, Parkside defeated Oshkosh 2-5, 5-1 and 6-1. They also received two extra points for winning the best of three. The team went on to soundly beat Platteville 5-2, 6-1 and 7-0. In that series they established a new four-man high total of 909 pins. Kelly rolled a 256 game and Floyd a 255. "We just exploded that game," Malmkus said. "We showed ourselves to be a true contender." Kelly said this is one of the best teams he has seen in years. "We have determination and a strong will to win. Some of us could be on the pro bowlers' tour," he said. This Saturday, Parkside heads to Milwaukee to play Madison and Milwaukee, which the team considers one of the most important matches of the season. The match could be crucial to the team's success this year. Malmkus is undaunted, however. He boldly contended, "We'll have more pins than the U.S. Wrestling Team did in the Olympics this year." Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 8, October 25, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Soccer Player profiled Poge 1Z Ce1l8orBhip e%amined Page 4 Homecoming '84 reviewed Page 6 Thursday, Oct. 18,1984~==~~~m~~~~~~~====;;i;;;;;;;;;;;;==-:V~I:-:==~.J o.13,No.7 Social Science Roundtable Reagan's poverty policies by Karl Dixon Reb!~th of Conservative Capital- Ism, Hoover discovered statistics that refute the Regan administra- tion's claim that they are spending more money on the poor than has any other administration. "Looking at the data in a racial analysis, all the economic progress made by black people in the 1960's bas been wiped away." Some trends that Hoover discov- ered in his research include the fact that key income security programs were cut, tax savings went to upper income groups and the welfare cuts put many people below the poverty line. The combined effects of the cuts and the tax changes hurt the poor much more because they came on top of the recession. According to a book, The Reagan Record, which Hoover quoted fre- quently, many of the Reagan ad- ministration's plans to cut social programs were stopped in the Sen-. ate and House. Originally, the ad- ministration wanted to cut unem- ployment insurance by 20 percent; AFDC by 30 percent; food stamps by 50 percent; child nutrition by 45 percent; the WlC (Women's, In- fants' and Children) Program 60 percent; housing, assistance by 20 percent; and b>wincome energy as- PSGA candidates speak out • on, current campus issues by Laureen Wawro ate functions and talk to some When walking through Parkside s Senators," he said. Leipzig was halls, it's not bard to realize it is talked into running for the Senate election lime. Signs lurk every- by Paul Johnson, PSGA viee-presi- Where, urging everyone to either dent. "He (Johnson) said that for run for a student government posi- one thing, we set up dillerent ac- tion, or vote for someone who is. tivities, like Homecoming," Leipzig Running for seven open Senate stated. seats are seven candidates. The John Rather has a political sel- PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory ence class that sparked his interest Board) seat is also being sought. in government. "I decided I'd like Many candidates feel It is lime to to run for student government to ~et1D.voIVedin something political. find out more about constitutional k his IS the case with Teron Nici- government. I'D be there to learn. owski. "Everybody talks about I'm certainly interested 10 belp~ what should be done but no one the students and doiJ)g whatever .t does an v ";_ .. " be "d N'cik takes," said Rather. ki ho ~....... "6. sat. I OWS-- I asked by : W is not presently familiar Christopher Baier was . WIththe activities of PSGA is aDJ[- a member of PSGA if he was inter- IOUS to learn. "I just want ~ gel on ested in becoming a Senator. His a COllUnittee and see wbat's going aim is to "learn a lot about the Sen- on." ate meetings and aU I can possibly . M:ut< Leipzig was on the Senate bandle," Baierl said. ' In high sehoul for two years but One candidate, Andy Bucbanan, Wants to see bow Parkside's' gov.' is back for a second term in the enunent differs from that expert_ Senate. He served for a term ~t ~. "I _t to see' bow tIW Sen-. . .mill!<! last ~pring.. Bucbanan, whO IS • The current data being used by the in the Republican campaign ahout the poor in this country is a deliberate attempt to mislead the AlDericanpublic, according to Ken- neth Hoover, who spoke at the Social Science Roundtable, "Con- servative Ideology and Reagan's New Federalism: But What About the Poor?" Monday in Union 106. According to Hoover, several major changes bave aflected the amount of money that people earn and the nwnber of people living helow the poverty line. "After watchingthe debates between Mon- dale-Reagsn and Ferraro-Bush, I believelhatthere is a deliberate at- tempt to cover up the statistics ahout the nwnber 01 poor people in this country," Hoover said. "There used to be no real diller- ence in terms of ideology, and one writer even caDed the two parties Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum," he continued. "But this election is P~<ling the best example of Ideo- Iog1caldifferences that I have seen sill<eI have been a political scien- tist." While researching for a paper en. titled "The New Federalism and sislance by 40 percent. During the debate the President claimed he had "reduced the rate of increase of poverty in this eoun- try," Hoover said. "That may be true, but he has not reduced the number of people living in pov- erty:' Hoover said that the numbers show 46 million Americans live at 125 percent of poverty or below, and nearly one-half of all black chil- dren (47 percent) live under the poverty line. The conclusions that Hoover draws from his research are these: income has been redistributed up- ward, but it is not likely to trickle down; any economic improvement is largely the result of military eJ:- penditures which have steered the economy away from sustainable re- covery; and public funds sbould be going into economically productive infra-structure jobs to bring down unemployment and rebuild tbe hase of the economy. "I really do think that there bas been a deliberate cover-up by this administration about the amount of poverty and their role in tbe amount of poverty. tt Hoover con- cluded. already on the Athletic Board, the Course and Curriculum Board, the Ranger staff and the soccer team, said he would like to fill out some committees, such as SUF AC (Segre- gated University Fees AUocalions Committee) and Siudeni Services. "I think that Student Government needs more people to get io- volved," said Bucbanan. For Jose Valldejuli, running for the Senate was a last minute deci- sion. "I just decided to do it the night before," be said. Jose also eJ:- pressed the urge to "get involved." The one open PUAB seat is being sought by Dennis Padlock, a Union supervisor. Padlock is inter- . esled in PUAB mainly because they are a policy making board. "They are policy makers, and I'd like to be a part of that," Padlock said. "I'd like to see the constitution changed and help get It changed." Elections will be held on Oct. 17 and 18 on the Molinaro Concourse from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Ruce< pIoole .., Homeeoming King Bruce Preston and Queen Nata· lie Haberman, Guskin open forum Mock election scheduled The Young Democrats are spon- soring a mock Presidential election during the PSGA elections today in the Molinaro Concourse. among the student body," said Kari Dixon, president of the Young Democrats. "This sbould encourage sludents to improve their knowl· edge on the important election is- sues, and motivate them to vote on Nov. 6." "The purpose of this election is to heighten politeal awareness The Ranger is sponsoring an couraged and welcomedto attend to open forum with ChanceUor Alan ask questions or make comments to Guskin on Monday, Oct. 29 at 1:15 the Chancellor. p.m. in Main Place. AU are en- Aspin/Jansson debate here Wisconsin Congressman Les Aspin (0) and his opponent for the First District congressional seal, Peter Jansson (R), will participate in a debate on Monday, Oct. 29 from 12-1 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Each candidate will make opening statements and accept questions from the audience. The debate is being sponoored by the Social Science Roundtable and the Kenosha and Racine chapIen 01 the League of Women Volen and is opeo to all Interested per- sons. • z ,.....,. Oct. II, 11M Letters to the Editor I Campus intramurals To the Edrtor' keep snm former sIaDdoul bigb The follcnrUlc coromenl is in re- school football players from form- __ to the criticism thai bas ing a team and destroying the other b«n _ apinslthe IDlramural team! in the league? lootball procram. Sewn! points 4 As slatal pn!YiousIy. the loot- ere blpblurdl, Ibrown out, ball p<o«nm bas been lIoundtriDg pousls thai I feel .-.I to lit put and at the poinl of extinction for Into tbm propt< pmpt<:lJvt. the pa>l snm years. If il eeree't I The MHOO r...... that was 101" the die-hard tflO<ls of Linda ustd IS _tWJy _, bow- Oralt. thert -.Jd be no p<o«nm. .... the dIslnbollon of that monty Wndo ...... out and interviews olii- Id ... <Oitfidled Of that $44,. oaJs to d<l<nnin< if !bey are quali- , monty IS -.I for sUlf _ lied. Sb. k<pt lb. leagu. alive r.... kfflllDllbt pbysi<al tducaboll _ teams were lorfeiting and l>wIdIDc ........ saIarl<s lor stud<nls pres«! 101" playen, and sb< provid- who ID lhe _ room. pay- ed team! lor !bose players who I1l<fttof oIflCllls for _ural .... wanted to play bul bad no team to t"'\<s. kHpinc lhe pool ....... and play on po"... Woguanls Wbon all IS said Beine a <OIdI. instructor and ad- and doD<. thai $44.000 g<ls spr.-l nWustrator. Linda approad><s lbt YftY tlun _ .. _ ,.,... job as intramural c:oordiDator wilb 2 The oIIIcIaIs are soucbt out. lbt sam< zeal and tffort sb< aIIords They are on.- as far as _ all be< other activities. Now lbt and UJl<I~e IDthe pm< as lootball p<o«nm bas grown. and ...u IS the abtbty to "'" good com- wilb It <OIll< the probl<ms thai will .- _ It 10 on lbIo basIS lbty only naturally 0«Ul. How...... iD- ar< t<Ie<ttd As ID official and I stead of solving lb<se probl<ms, player of _ and nac lootbaD ID partJc1pants have d<cidtd to laIte South MJtwauQe and Oak aM. I pol shots It ao individual who de- kMw bow dlfll<ult II .. to offi<ia\e serves mo.., credit lbao caD ... • ap«iaJ1y wben the players given. Well. I say thank YOU. Linda b«<lme nther..,...,...ve I abo Oralt for k~ the program alive kMw bow dlflI<uIt II IS worting and rongntulations on lbt growth lb only two ref...,... -....-, I 01 the program. The partJc1pants would nib« _ Wllb on)y two should recognize !be elfO<ls 01 ao _lpet. ... t oI6da1s lbao Wllb addJ- ""hVJduaJ as dedicated. bard-_- I 1l<OlIlp<l<ntofflCllls It IS a me and n!SOUl<eIuI as Linda DraIt Ii<uJI job that <an on)y ... appre- worting lor lbem. They <OII1d oot led by people who have olfi<iat· rlDd a mo.., qualified penoo. btlu... As far as the stud<nts who just 3 The wrestJers For lbt pa>l learned bow to write, !be rom- yean. lbt IDlramural lootball meals lbty made in lbe paper were procram bas suffend due to bet of qUite misleading, and in many team! If It ..... not 101" the ....... cases, qwte untrue. Perhaps a little tJen providrn& one 01" two teams. lboogbt should lit applied 10 what lbt program may have died You you wnte nther lbao pure emu- can't have a <on1pehtive league lion, so as to lIlSUre that !be igno- ..,lb two 01" lb...e teams Tba.nJr.s, nnt comments that lound !beir WT<SlIen. bolb put and present. way mto !be Ranger would not and thanb to Coad> Koch fOl" beIp- ooze lbeir way into print again. "'ll the program sUrYlYe. ""'bat's to Steven J. Grod"".sId seems lbe Cubs drew 2.1 million fans to day games Ibis year; can lbe Brewers say lbe same? I think not. As for lbe Cubs nol caring about their fans, that "a<eusation" is to ludicrous to allack. H they didn'l <are. wby did lbey pul togelber a division <bampion? To brag about during lbe winter?! I don'l think so. 1982 season. You seem to baftft. gollen that lillie fact. Bat .... were lbey during \be '83 II1II, season? Nowhere to be _ I"J convenient. To the Editor: 00 O<:t. II, there was a leller to the editor slating that the Ranger wrote a greal deal of "drivel" in the paper. 1 didn'l really believe that leller until I saw Steve Kra- tochvil's article aboul lbe Chitago Cubs. What lbe bell does any Brewer fan know about the Cubs? How dare he call Cub fans narrow- minded and unknowledgeable about basebaJI?! Cub fans are lbe greatest and mosl knowledgeable lans in the entire basebaJI world. You ask any die-hard Cub Fan any- thing at all about baseball and you'D get more of an answer than you can handle! That's be<ause lbe Cubs have one of the most illustri. ous traditions in lbe history 01 base- ball, whi<b is lbe one !bing !be Brewers don't have and never wim.! I suppose that's jusl jealousy commg up. And tbe way you maligned Wrigley. Field?! I suppose you would SPit on the Washington Mon- ument and the Lincoln Memorial! The Friendly Confines is lbe btst ballpark in lbe majors \0 see a game. And when I say see, that means wilbout using binoculars like you need at County Sladium! Wngley Field epitomizes a baseball ~ladium I As for lights, who needs em? Baseball was meanl \0 be played in tbe sunshine, and it Oh. by lbe way, the IlEAL '" son lbe Brewer fans <bemd I!Ilt er manager Rene 1.a<benwm's ill game was thai they were clad • gel rid 01 him! Whyelsewoulllllr cheer a man who led a team II I "glamorous" cellar 6nish, 37 plIIll out? . So lbe next lime you feel * need to defame the Cubs 0lpDiI> tion and lbeir great lans, lie iIJIo until it goes away. To quote'" "We don't want or need your kind!" Die-Hard Cub Fan, 14 YfIII Todd E. Ilo!ll The only thing I'm willing to con- ceed to Mr. Krato<bvil is his slale- ment about fans jumping on a bandwagon. But thai jusl comes wilb lbe territory of winners. As a card earring die-bard. 1 bave \0 admil lbal 1 wasn'l too crazy about them. but 1 was open-minded enougb to a<:cepl lbem. But I seem to remember Brewer fans coming out 01 lbe woodwork during lbe Cub fan returns kick Brewers. ruusbes 37 games out 01 the mooey. it's easy to c:hide laos who've bad a betler go of it. But there really is 00 excuse for some of the stupid <ra<:ks you make, whicb make me question if you know eooogb about basebaJI to fo~ low WlUe League games in Paw- tocket. Case in poust: Sure, lbe Brewers drew I 6 nullioo while playing like old Cub dubs who struggled lor 900.000. But don't forget that Coun- Iy Stadium bolds 16.776 mo.., fans lbao Wrigley Field. and that all Continued OD Pate II To the Edltor Cubs better than Brewers As a ~I toae Chicago Cubs lao. I got qwt. a k>dt out of Steve Kn- VI!'S article 10 !be October II Rangei' In that pte<e. SI.... derlY- speciaJ JOy 10 ... tdung the Cubs and tbm fard make ..... of tbem- ID wUng to caplu... the NL ~nnant~·and I can undersL1nd ·~btr be's _ from Alter all. I d<nved )lISt as much joy ... tching make ao us out ollumseU in paragraph after absurd paragrapb S\el;e. I understand the sour (n- pes, wben your JaVOilte t<am. lbt To the Editor: 1982; however. I believe it was Ilt year everyone became a BrelM fan. The Cub fans have alwal'lIt ported lbeir t<am. I woukl1itt l know wbere in lbe world y" P your inlormation lrom' B_ you did give two <orred faell: I lhe Cubs have a better team n- Ihe Brewers' and 2) the Cubs" the National'League East. ... True Blue Cub TimJllllll Nice try. Steve, to ruin a fan- Iastic year for lbe Cubs and lbeir FANlastic fans. 1 am sorry to lell you lbis. but you know nothing about baseball. lbe Cubs or lbeir fans. You obviously cannol accepl the lact thai your leam, lbe Mil- waukee Brewers, finished dead last. I as a Cub Ian admired whal the Brewers have accomplished in Ra~ger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside end the,/Sfe solelYrr- ::;slb~e for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursdayduring tilt R ern/C year except dUring breaks end holidays. A~;~er is printed by the Racine Journal Times. . 'I 01 W,SCO ~rre;pon~ence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. Unive;I'~3' 2295 nsm- srkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephone (41 or (4141 553-2287. Siz~et~Brs to the editOr wi" be accepted if typewritten. doubfe-Sp8ced on,sr'nd~ pho:e Pe~f1tt~rs should be less than 350 words and must be signed. with' I". que t;: ~r included for verffication purposes. Names wi" be wirhhe ld uPO'! II¢" res:~s ra::'n. e ;or lette,rs is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Theatre Children and Cubs season communication duds? w Thursday, Oct. 11, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 6 Faculty want equal distribution of UW salaries by Karl Dixon Those faculty members present last Tuesday afternoon at the first all-faculty meeting since 1976 unanimously passed a resolution requesting a 20% pay raise. The request is due in part to the fact that the faculty received no pay increase last year and only a 3.8 percent increase this year, and in part because of the recommendations made by a committee in Madison th at studied the salaries of the UW-System and compared them with other colleges. In a letter to the Board of Regents, the Faculty Salary Committee outlined their basic concerns: "We are writing to you out of concern for the situation at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside in view of t he Governor's report on faculty salaries," the letter begins. "The report on compensation endangers all that has been accomplished here by using a methodology that places us at the bottom of the system in terms of c atch-up pay increases." The letter goes on to say that the reason Parkside faculty salaries seem so high in the study is because "there are an unusual number of faculty at the upper end of the salary range for assistant and associate professors." This, in turn, skewed the data of the study. "Ironically," the letter says, "if we had recruited with less emphasis on quality and promoted more easily, the methodology would have rewarded us." The letter cites a study by Economics Professor Larry Duetsch that found, "The 21 fa culty members who have won a campus-wide teaching award, a sabbatical or a senior scholar award and were employed here from 1972-73 thro ugh 1983-84 have been 'rewarded' for their meritorious performance by a 16.9 percent average decline (constant dollars) in salaries during this period." Five other award winners resigned to accept more attractive positions elsewhere. The letter also cites the fact that under the current recommendation of the Governor's report, "The University of Wisconsin-Madison would receive pay increases seven times as large as the faculty pay increases at U-W Parks ide." The resolution passed on Tuesday states, among other things, some of the for the increase: it would take raises of 40 per cent or more to return faculty salaries to where they were at the time of the merger; the State of Wisconsin is projected to have a $250-300 million surplus of revalues; and Wisconsin Statutes 36.01(1) specifically prescribes that the U-W system shall stress undergraduate teaching as its main priority. "Therefore," the resolution asks for, "...sufficient funds to support a twenty percent average pay increase so all campuses can compete at a reasonable level in the national employment market for qualified employees, and a committment to distribute the funds provided by the state so the faculty at each campus will receive an average pay increase Continued on Page 8 Cummings dies of injuries Constance Cummings Constance Cummings, Parkside's community relations liaison and a counselor until she left last year, died Friday of injuries she received when her car was struck by a truck last week. Cummings, 51, worked at Parkside from 1974 to 1983. She was instrumental in the formation of Peer Support, an organization that helps older, nontraditional students adjust to college. Cummings was born March 16, 1933 in Chicago, 111. She was a graduate of Wheaton High School and graduated from Southern Illinois University with her bachelor's and master's degrees. "Connie was a good strong person with a lot of fresh ideas. Connie took that with her and gave it to people wherever she went. She and Pat Mulligan set up Peer Support on campus and Connie was a great fighter for the rights and help for the nontraditional students. She always let us know we had a friend," stated Pat Hensiak. Kenosha County Coroner Thomas Dorff said she died from head and internal injuries received when her car was struck from behind by a semi truck driven by Ray C. Smith, a stop sign violation. Variety show features Settimi If it's true that variety is the spice of life, then we're all in for a very spicy time tomorrow night at the Homecoming Variety Show. The Variety Show, which will be hosted by comedian Tim Settimi, will spotlight six acts. Singers Christine Kies accompanied on the piano by Cheri Niccolai a nd Sandi Salidas accompanied by Tom Turkowski. Turkowski will also perform a short solo piano piece. Also featured are two dance groups: Galaxy (Mary Edwards, Lisa Eppler and Sherry Garrett) and The Parkside Dance Ensemble (Brad Amann, Sandra Williams, Tina Miller, Tessa Butler, Dan Galbraith, Brenda Kenth and John Wright). Rounding out the slate of performers will be the Faculty Barbers hip Quartet with Philosophy professors Wayne Johnson and Roger Gilman, English professor Carol-Lee Saffioti and the music department's own Steven Powell). If t his year's Variety show is anything like last year's, we are all in for a very entertaining time tomorrow night at 8 p.m. This scarecrow invites all to Homecoming Homecoming — food, fun, entertainment and more... Parkside will hold its second annual Homecoming featuring a number of events open to the public, beginning Thursday, Oct. 11 through Saturday, Oct. 13. The Homecoming is being held in conjunction with Parkside's soccer game against the booters of Northland College. The game begins at 2 p.m. on Saturday at the Parkside soccer field along 30th Ave. (Wood Rd .). Admission to the game is $1 for students and $2 for the general public. On Thursday there will be a public Homecoming coronation of King and Queen from 5 to 8 p.m. in the Union Dining Room. During that time there will be a "celebrity sauce contest," in which top Parkside administrators, including Chancellor Alan Guskin, will present their favorite spaghetti sauce recipes, to be sampled by all. A panel will choose the winning recipe, and the food will be available for a fee. A variety show featuring student, faculty and alumni talent will be held at 8 p.m. on Friday in the Union Cinema theater. Admissior is $2 f or students and $3.50 for th< general public. The show will be emceed by Tim Settimi, who is billed as the "Red Skelton of the 80's." Settimi will contribute his own brand of zaniness to the event blending mime, stand-up comedy ventriloquism, rolls' skating, prat fall comedy and music in his act. Settimi currently is on a 100-datc tour of college campuses, aftei being named Performing Artist am Continued on Page 7 2 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER Editorial Support the faculty Parkside's faculty deserves a 20 percent pay increase and we deserve a quality university. The Governor's Report on Faculty Compensation recommends a pay increase to UW-Madison faculty seven times as large as a recommended increase to Parkside faculty. Meanwhile, Parkside faculty are leaving to enter industry, and potenial faculty decide against coming to Parkside in order to find greener pastures. What does this report say for the quality of Parkside, the quality of degrees obtained at this institution and the quality of faculty? Not much. The underlying message of t his report puts Parkside at the bottom of the UW System and thus destroys all of what this university was meant to be. It is ludicrous to put money into only two campuses and forget the rest. Parkside, as well as the other UW campuses, UW Centers and Extensions, need not be overshadowed by Madisons or Milwaukees. We do have a quality faculty. Much research is done here, and the work load for faculty is high. Most of Madison's faculty have teaching assistants to teach their courses; at Parkside all the courses are taught by the faculty themselves. Parkside's standards for faculty are no less stringent than at other campuses. In fact, Parkside is quite selective in hiring and in granting promotions. Students, as well as all of southeastern Wisconsin, will lose the most in the long run. If t he quality of fac ulty declines due to the inability of Parkside to compete, then this university will fail to produce reputable graduates. If we want to maintain a quality university in southeastern Wisconsin with a quality faculty, then we must support our faculty in their quest for a 20 percent pay increase. We, as students can help the faculty obtain this increase by contacting our legislators. Call and/or write state representatives and senators and voice this concern. Do it now before the next legislative session begins. The following list includes the names, a dresses and phone numbers of s tate legislative representatives, incumbents and opponents, prior to the Nov. 6 election. Kenosha a rea: Senate, 22nd District-Joseph Andrea (D), 2405 45th St., Kenosha 53140, Mad ison office phone 1-008-267-8979 vs. John Allen (R), 406 78th St, Kenosha 53140. Assembly, 64th District-Peter Barca (D), 1538 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha 53140 vs. G ary Adelsen (R), 4530 20th Ave., Kenosha 53140. Assembly, 65th District-John Antaramian (D) incumbent, 8318 25th Ave., Kenosha 53140, Madison office phone 1-608-266-0455. Assembly, 66tfa District-Peter Selander, 612A 15th PL, Kenosha 53140 vs. Cloyd Porter (R) incumbent, Rt. 3, PO Box 331, 28322 Durand Ave., Burlington 53105, Madison o ffice phone 1-60&-266-2530. Racine area: Senate, 21st District-Joe Strohl (D) incumbent, 603 Main St., Racine 53403, office phone 632-6800 (te rm runs to 1986). Senate, 61st District-Scott Fergus (D), 2142% Clar ence Ave., Racine 53405 vs. Don Walsh (R), 32 Stonewood Ct., Racine 53402. Senate, 62nd District-Jeffrey Neubauer (D) incumbent, 1111 11th St., Racine 53403, Madison office phone 1-608-2666634 (uno pposed). Senate, 63rd District-Ron Sell (D) incumbent, 4612 Erie St., Racine 53402, Madison office phone 1-608-266-0650 versus James Ladwig (R), 4616 Marcia D r., Racine 53405. Letter to the Editor Ranger senseless drivel To the Editor: I've recently returned to Parkside after a three-year tour of gra duate school at Marquette University. Things appear to be changing here at UW-P. What's happened to all the depressed housewives, unemployed auto workers and Vietnam vets who used to inhabit these hallowed halls? There are things that will and do remain constant and unalterable here at Parkside: the coffee shop still serves delicious bagels, the parking situation is still atrocious and A1 Guskin co ntinues to weather the tempest of mediocrity at the helm of his ivory tower. My reaso n for writing this letter is not to indulge in nostalgia or even to comment on the general state of affairs. I am writing to Continued on Page 14 ...FOR WHICH OF HIS COMMENTS DO YO U TH INK YOUR OPPONENT SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE? WELL...IN 1977, THE UH DEFICIT WAS $50 BILLION, AND MR. MONDALE SAID HE WISHED IT CO ULD BE BIGGER... ...THAT THAT WOULD , STIMULATE GROWTH A ND 'REDUCE UNEMPLOYMENT AND INFLATION. WELL, NOW THE DEFICIT IS &200 BILLION. GROWTH IS UP—UNEMPLOYMENT AND INFLATION ARE um, DOWN, AND NOW MY OPPONENT.. uhh .WANTS TO— Nobody asked me, but... Fritz win no surprise by Kari Dixon As a devoted Mondale supporter, I was filled with an emotion I cannot really express during the debate on Sunday night. After nearly a month of the pollsters telling us that the election was over, a glimmer of hope showed through. More mature, euphemistic descriptions of the debate do not express how Mondale performed. Simply put, Fritz kicked ass. Mondale showed exactly what he is made of Sunday night. He was cool, calm, relaxed and friendly. IDs arguments woe lucid and be pointed out the blatant inconsistencies in Ronald Reagan's actions and promises. He toadied on some of the more obvious blunders that Reagan has made in his career, like quitting the Democratic Party the year John Kennedy won, and supporting Richard "I am not a crook" Nixon. Mondale also mentioned the neglected fact that the staunch antiabortion Reagan, as governor of California, signed into law (Hie of the most liberal abortion bills in the nation. When Reagan tried to goad Mondale by saying, "There you go again," Mondale cooly responded by saying the last time Reagan had said that in a debate, he promised that he would not cut Medicare. "The people remember these things, you know," Mondale said. Of course, t he President did have his moments. He surprised almost everyone when he said that there is no connection between the interest rate and the deficit and that the Congressional Office of Management and Budget is never accurate. He also tried to draw an analogy between abortion and a man who was sentenced for murder when he beat up a woman and killed ha- unborn child. When Mondale replied that abortion is a matter of the woman's rights, Reagan retorted, when it was his turn, "Isn't that what a murderer is asking for (his own rights)...when he kills someone?" Reagan later told Barbara Walters that he was confused about the format of th e debate. I think he was just plain confused. As a Mondale supporter, I was worried that Walter Mondale would be outshown by the "Great Communicator," but happily this was not the case. In the hour and a half the candidates had, Mondale was able to get his message across, finally, in a way that he never could do in a one-minute news clip or a sixty-second commercial. And, Ronald Reagan, for the first time in four years, was vulnerable and exposed before the American press and public without the insulation of h is staff. Guess what, folks, U 9 *08 & Jennie Tunldeicz Editor Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Bob KiesUng Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rfck Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen.. Copy Editor Andy Buchanan.... Business Manager Mike Farrefi Advertising Manager PatZirkelbach..... Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan.... Asst. Business Manager the Emperor has no clothes. It took Walter Mondale to point that out. I'm sure he would have done it sooner, but the Emperor's court kept him, and everyone else, away. Like Walter Mondale, I like Ronald Reagan. He is a funny, personable man who has, in a few ways, benefited the country. He is also the same man who has given every allowance to the rich that he could, and taken as much away from the poor, minorities, labor unions and education as he has given to the rich. He reminds me of something the late folk-singer and radical Phil Ochs said in a song titled, "Here's to the State of Richard Nixon." "The speeches of the President are the ravings of a clown." Ronald Reagan is a funny man. But I'll enjoy my laughter a lot more when he is riding horses on his ranch and not attempting to run the foreign and domestic affairs of this country. Get voters To the Editor: It is a shame that no political party has come on campus with a voter registration drive. The only reason that I can think of why they have not is that all the political parties consider college students as being too unpredictable politcally, Continued on Page 16 STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity, Jay Crapser, Mike Froehlke, Michele Geary, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil, Mark Leipzig, Jeff Leisgang, Mary Loj eski, Robb Luehr, Joan Mattox, Wes McGarver, Julie Pendleton, Chris Pappe, Laureen Wawro, Kevin Zir kelbach. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha, Wl 53141. Telephone (414) 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for pu blication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER Campus groups working to "Get out the vote" Can local student registration campaigns surmount the countless bureaucratic and political obstacles that have halted past registration efforts in their tracks? Two of the national groups backing the student vote effort -the United States Student Association and the National Student Education Fund - confront those problems head-on in a new book, "Overcoming Student Voting Barriers: A Guide to Electoral Power and Enfranchisement." The book is a clear-cut guide to some murky problems. It provides case studies of past and present difficulties facing student organizers, including summer purges of student voter rolls like the one in 1983 which disenfranchised 3,000 students at Rutgers University. Resistance to student registration remains strong in many areas where local officials view student participation in the electoral process as unfair to "permanent" residents, especially in local elections. Pennsylvania just banned voter registration on state-owned property, for example. In other cases election officials simply lack sufficient staff to handle a large influx of new registrations. The Manual provides checklists of actions for handling both sorts of situations. Minority student conferences set The seventh annual Conference on Graduate Education for Minority Students will be held this year on Friday, Oct 12 at the Circle Center of the University of Illinois at Chicago. The conference will provide information on the opportunities for and benefits of pursuing graduate study on the master's and doctoral level. Registration will start at noon, with th e conference beginning at 1 p.m. The keynote s peaker will be Dr. Samuel Betances, a professor of NEH Grants available Guidelines and application forms for the Younger Scholars Program of the National Endowment f or the Humanities are now available for photocopying in the Placement Office. The program will award up to 100 grants nationally to students under 21 years of age to conduct their own research and writing projects in such fields as history, philosophy and the study of liter ature. Applicants must be under 21 years of age throughout the entire calendar year in which the application is submitted. They may not have received a bachelor's degree, or expect to receive one, within two months of the completion of Younger Scholars grant . The application deadline is October 15, ' 1984. Recipients of these awards will receive a stipend of 31,800 and be expected to wort: full time for nine weeks during the summer of 1985 , researching and writing a humanities paper under the close supervision of a humanities scholar. Please note that this is not a financial aid program and that no academic credit should be sought for these projects. If guidelines ar e not available a t the Career Planning and Placement Office, please write for them to: Younger Scholars Guidelines, Div. of General Programs, Room 420, National Endowment for the Humanities, 1100 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washingto n DC 205 06. quirements, opportunities and rewards of graduate study in their sociology at Northeastern University and co-host of WMAQ's "Inside Out." Dr. Betances, an expert in race and ethnic relations, is cofounder of the Latino Institute of Chicago. Following Dr. Betances' address, six concurrent workshops will be held from 2 t o 3:30 pjn. Students may choose to attend any one, according t o their interests. In these workshops, a panel of minority faculty, staff, graduate students and graduate alumni will discuss the re- Journalism conference set The six workshops will cover: biological and health sciences; business, economics and accounting; humanities and fine arts; physical sciences, mathematics and physics; psychology and social work; social science and engineering. All minority students are eligible to attend this conference. Sign up with Teoby Gomez or Esrold Nurse, WLLC D-175, by Monday, Oct 8. The 1984 American Political Journalism Conference will be held Nov. 16-18 in Washington, D.C. Scholarships will be provided by the sponsoring organization, The Charles Edison Memorial Youth Fund, for each of the 75 undergraduate and graduate students chosen to participate. Participants will be given the opportunity to explore various media issues regarding the 1984 elections, including: the special role of a press secretary in an election year; media coverage of minority presidential candidates; and print vs. broadcast journalism - who gets the better story? The primary format will be panel discussions followed by open question and answer sessions. Several keynote speake rs will be featured as well. Past speakers include David S. Broder, Jody Powell and Eric Sevareid, all foremost authorities in the field of political journalism. If you a re interested in applying for participation, contact: Charles Taylor, The Charles Edison Man orial Youth Fund, 1000 16th St. NW, Suite 401, Washington D.C. 20036. Phone number is (202) 29 3-5092. The application deadline is Oct. 17. NEWS BRIEFS Students turn debate ugly (NOCR) — A student political debate turned ugly at Citrus College and prompted two students to file formal complaints against one of the speakers. The event was supposed to feature campus Democrats and Republicans squaring off on election issues, but instead became more personal. One of the students filing a complaint charged a Republican speaker with calling the National Organization for Women a lesbian group, and making other defamatory comments. Pizzeria owner free on bond A U.S. Magistrate in Maditon has released Emanuele Palazzolo, the Milton pizzeria owner charged by U.S. and Italian auth orities for participation in an international heroin smuggling operation, on bail during extradition bearings last week. The Milwaukee Journal reported that U.S. Magistrate James Groh released Palazzolo on a continuation of the 3450,000 bond posted earlier this year. Groh set a hearing for Nov. 19 to determine whether Palazzolo should be extradited to Italy to face charges for his involvement in ^ "^2za Connection," a smuggling operation allegedly hea dquartered in Sicily, with branches in several countries. Palazzolo, a U.S. citizen, moved to the U.S from Sicily and opened his restaurant in Milton about five years ago. Man shoots trapped bear An Upper Peninsula man shot and killed a 350 pound black bear he found suffocating with its head stuck in a five gallon milk can. "I could see there was something wrong," said Frank Basso of Watersmeet, Mich, in an Associated Pres s story. "I could see the can on its head. It was suffering and was having a hard time breathing." Basso and a hunting partner spotted the animal on a road outside Watersmeet, several miles across the Wisconsin state line. He said he knew no human would try t o pull the can off the bear's head while it was alive. Political debate draws charge President Reagan, campaigning in Milwaukee, drew laughs and applause as he recalled how he once stuck his foot behind the Iron Curtain, reported the New York Times. The Times quoted Reagan as saying that when he visited the Berlin wall, he "saw those Polizei looking at me very sternly with their guns, and sneaked a foot across the line. "Just wanted to let them know I'd been there," he said. "I saw the barbed wire and the guards and understood, in a more powerful way, the value of h uman liberty." PSGA addresses issues Wind ensemble performs Write a letter to the Editor A joint concert featuring the wind ensembles of Parkside and William Horlick High School will be held at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Oct. 18 at Horlick's Joseph Mooney Theater, 2119 Rapids Drive, Racine. Parkside's ensemble is conducted by music professor Mark Eichner; Horlick's conductor is music teacher Don Young . Admission will be charged a t the door. Pieces to be performed by Parkside's ensemble are: -"La Procession d u Rocio," by the Spanish composer Joaquin Turina. Composed in 1913, the piece has the flavor of a Strauss symphonic poem but is clearly Spanish in character. The work made Turina one of Spain's most important composers. It was premiered by the Madrid Symphony and performed throughout Europe. -"Concerto for Band," by 20th century English composer Gordon Jacob, a prolific artist best known for his music in the tradition of military bands. "Co ncerto" is a more festive, modern and liberated work that serves as a virtuoso piece highlighting the talents of the entire band. -"Street Music," by Henry Brant, which aims to depict a small village mini-band, making do with a skeleton combo with some misting parts "supplied enthusiastically (but not always accurately) by memory, and perhaps some printed parts which sound as though they have to be played on the wrong instruments," according to Brant's description of t he piece. -"Handel in the Strand," by Australian- ban composer Percy Grain, go-. The piece attempts to depict a tune that the great German baroque composer Handel might have whistled as he strolled through London's Strand marketplace amid the various market sound s. The ensembles will team up at the conclusion of the concert to perform Valder's "A Norwegian Concert March." by Jill Whitney Nielsen A resolution asking PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) to put the referendum for United Council on t he ballot in t he fall senatorial elections was one of the main topics of the Oct. 5 Senate meeting. UC Legislative Affairs Director Brian Schimming and UW-Milwaukee Student Government President Larry Pritchett were there to discuss UC and answer any questions Senate had. Schimming discussed the tuition increases and the drinking age. Schimming also mentioned this year's UC was more organized and together than in recent years. "UC has a full staff, we're traveling more and trying to accomplish more outreach (to the individual campuses)," Schimming stated. He will also be starting a weekly legislative affairs newsletter sent out to all campuses to keep them informed about what UC is doing. Pritchett stated that "the goal of UC is to work for the pampqfft and to make sure all students are getting the best education and best deal." Pritchett also stressed UC is stronger and can fight issues better with a ll the campuses in membership. Briefly discussed in a question /answer session was the student appointment to the Board of Regents and Governor Earl's promise to keep tuition down. Ihe UC resolution to put the referendum on the fall election ballot was passed. Other matters discussed during the Senate meeting were implementing the "I'm Driving Club" on campus. This is when one person in a group wears an "I'm Driving" button and receives free soda all night. This is to promote safe driving conditions. Also discussed were periodicals being changed in the library. The library will soon list periodicals in the card catalogue with the caU numbers listed under "subject" Another motion was passed during the meeting stating that "Senators should maintain good behavior and character during their term in office and that this resolution be part of .senator's duties." Mondale urges student vote; makes difference Past to be seen with time capsule by La ureen Wawro While most of us are preparing for the Homecoming celebration, Pam Beach is looking further into the future -M16 years further. Beach, secretary of the Homecoming Committee, has been busy collecting "significant memorabilia" from campus divisions, departments and student organizations to fill a time capsule that will be opened in the year 2000. The time capsule itself is an old trunk being donated by Homecoming Committee Chairman Mike Dry. Sporting a new paint job and a warning "Do not open until the year 2000," it will be stored in the Union Building. The exact location is still a matter of debate. It is possible that the Student Activities Office may someday use it as a coffee table in their future reception area. A wide variety of donations wil be made to the capsule. Archives will contribute an early Racine Journal Times supplement telling of t he opening of the campus and a book of user material put together by Nick BurckeL From the bookstore comes a Ranger Bear t-shirt and PAB donated a pocket calculator. A formation letter from the Behavioral Science division will also be included in the capsule. It is the Financial aid policy to come under view original letter that organized the division. The items will be presented by a representative of each contributing group on Thursday, Oct. 11 at 7 p.m. in the Union Cafeteria. Students wishing to make donations may do so by turning in a form to the Student Activities Office no later than 3 p.m. Oct. 11. This will be the second time capsule installed at Parkside. The first is located in the northwest corner of Molinaro D139. I t was built into the wall in June of 1979 for 24 kindergarten through second grade children enrolled in the "College for Kids" program. It will be opened in June of 2029. Comparable worth raises WASHINGTON - Calling on students to register and vote in record numbers, Democratic presidential nominee Walter F. Mondale urged that students not allow Ronald Reagan to get away with trivializing both their votes and issues of concern to them. Speaking on National Student Voter Registration Day (Oct 1), Mondale said, "More than any other group, this is your election. Your generation will decide this, race. You will live with its consequences, and you will shape the American landscape for the rest of this century. "For Ronald Reagan to think that you don't care about your own futures - that you don't care about having to repay his huge budget deficits, that you don't care about cuts in loans for education and, most of all, about nuclear war - is sheer arrogance," said Mondale. "Despite'what the polls say, it should be because of these very issues - and certainly others - that students will vote in significant numbers to put an end to Reagan's by Kari Dixon The second and third in a series of five presentations on "Issues in the National Elections," sponsored by the Young Democrats and the Pre-Law Society will be held next Monday and Wednesday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D107. Frank Edgerton, history professor, will discuss "Reagan's Environmental Record" on Monday, Oct. 15. On Wednesday, Oct. 17, John Harbeson, political science, Jerry Greenfield, history and Jose Oretga, Spanish, will discuss "American Foreign Policy and the Intervention in America." underestimation of your generation," he added. Launching an intensive last-week voter registration drive on hundreds of campuses nationwide, Gary Brickman, the Mondale-Ferraro National Youth Coordinator, noted since passage of the 26th Amendment, guaranteeing 18-yearolds the right to vote, student participation has declined from a high of 48% in 1972 to just under 36% of the eligible, registered 18-26-yearolds in 1980. "But," Brickman said, "the tide is turning. Students are looking harder at issues that affect them. They see all sizzle and no substance from the Reagan Administration. Because of t his, we intend to register thousands in the coming week. We have no choice," he added. Youth for Mondale-Ferraro and the College Young Democrats of America are conducting the drive during the last week of voter registration, along with the United States Student Association, the National Student Campaign for Voter Registration and Student Government Associations. Future "Issues" presentations will be given on Wednesday, Oct 24 and Wednesday, Oct 31. On Oc t. 24, economics professor Bill Reiber will discuss "The Deficit and the Sustainability of the Economic Recovery." Ken Hoover, political science, Jan Ocker, Director of Financial Aid an d Greg Squires, former employee of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights will discuss "Fairness: Income Redistribution, Aid to Education and Civil Rights" on Oct. 31. All presentations will be in Molinaro D107 at 1 p.m. The public is invited. In October 1985, existing financial aid programs will come under review when the Higher Education Act undergoes reauthorization. But the Reagan administration's budget cuts have already had a devastating impact on financial aid programs, says the United States Student Assocation. In a printed statement, the USSA said that financial aid funding has fallen by more than 20 percent since fiscal 1982, and while student aid has increased slightly this year, it is still |6 million below I960 levels. In 1982 alone, said the USSA, the President's budget proposals would have cut financial aid funding by 60 percent, and have restricted graduate students from Guaranteed Student Loan eligibility. Reagan's budget also called for a GSL origination fee of t en percent, requiring students to pay interest in GSLs while still in school, the USSA said. In 1983 President Reagan's budget proposal was based on a "new philosophy of self-help," the statement said. The philosophy required students obtain 40 percent of their educational costs to be eligible for grant aid, which would have shifted emphasis from grant aid to loan dependency. Last week the House and Senate Labor, Health and Human Services and Education Appropriations Subcommittee agreed on financial aid levels for fiscal 1985. The subcommittee approved $3.3 billion for Pell grants, which includes a $2100 maximum; $412.5 million for SEOG's $592.5 million for Work/Study; and $190 million for NDSL . The statement said funding levels have increased $2 million since fiscal 1984, and Reagan's budget proposal, which would have cut need-based programs by $330 million, was rejected by Congress. PSGA elections PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) will hold Fall elections on Wednesday and Thursday Oct. 17 and 18. The positions to be voted on by students include nine senatorial seats, one PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) seat and one SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) seat. All Parkside students can vote. Voting booths will be set up on the Molinaro Concourse from 9 a m to 8 p.m. on both election days. All s tudents are urged to come out and vote. It is not too late to run for a seat if you are interested. For more information stop in at the PSGA office, WLLC D-139A. questions by Jill Whitney Nielsen "Comparable Worth is simply paying an individual on the basis of their value to an organization (regardless of sex or race)," stated Peggy Lee, one of the members of the Task Force on Comparable Worth. This is what the Task Force is doing through a job evaluation study sent to various state workers: finding out how to rate "value" in terms of pay. To do this, the Task Force will be divided into three committees and will assign points to "comprehensible factors," such as knowledge, responsibility and skill. There will be twelve factors in all. This is the second part of a threepart study. The first part was to determine where and if job segregation was occuring. The second part is the job evaluation study. The third part will determine what discrepancies there are between men and women in pay for similar, related jobs and how to rectify the situation. Lee also stressed that Comparable Worth is a family issue, not just a women's issue, because it will affect the whole family's income. "Hopefully this will raise wages," stated Lee. It had already been decided that lowering men's wages will not be considered. "I see many women students choosing Data Processing simply because of the pay. With Comparable Worth, students and workers will have more choices," stated Lee. Exceptional Management Opportunities For exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be) CURRENT OPPORTUNITIES: • NUCLEAR ENGINEERING • BUSINESS MANAGEMENT • AVIATION • LAW • MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE • CIVIL ENGINEERING • SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office. Interviews will be held in the Career Placement Office between 8:30 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. October 15-16, or call tollfree 1-800-242-1569. National election issues explored The Sixth Annual Manager's Dinner Thursday, November 1, 1984 7:00 p.m. in the Union Keynote speaker will b e Mr. David R. Allardice, Economic Advisor and Vice President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Tickets will be $5.00 for students and will be for sale from Oct. 8-19 on Concourse. --Sponsored by the Accounting Club, Data Processing, American Society of Personnel Administrators, Phi Gamma Nu and Pi Sigma Epsilon. RANGER 5 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 Sales scams prey on depressed students (NOCR) — The ads promise travel, high pay and independence. The jobs they lead to aid in misery. Students who answer the ads aid up selling magazines or household cleaner door-to-door sixteen to eighteen hours a day, under conditions characterized by psychological oppression and dependence. Students sleep three or four to a room in cheap motels, live on $4 to $8 a day food allowance, have their mail and phone calls censored and sometimes never see a cent of their earnings. In fact, when they finally do break away or are dumped by crew chiefs in some distant city, they may be told they owe the company money. Abhorent though it is, this student employment scam has existed for at least twenty years. And while there are protections for consumers who buy their products, there are few legal protections for the student salespeople. Currently, information and public awareness offer the only protection available for this kind of employment. Earlene Williams, founding director of Parent Watch, an organization that monitors the situation and offers help to stranded young people, says there are about 200 companies operating this way, and that they employ an avoage work force of 15,000 students on any given day. Major offenders named in a recent suit in New York include Circulation Builders of America, National Circulating Company, North American Book Sales and. Solar Circulation. Most such sales operations go year-round but enjoy a new flowering around summer and semester breaks. Typically ads and posters appear saying "Guys and Gals: want to earn $400 a week or more?" Interested students are invited to a hotel or motel room, usually plush, where they may be told absolutely anything. That's a major part of the problems, says Williams: there is no regulation of hiring practices. Students agree to become "independent contractors," and thus fall into a gray legal area also occupied by reputable companies like Avon and Mary Kay, who also use independent contractors. Williams contends, however, that the highly mobile magazine-selling students are a new class of migrant worker, deserving special protection. The protection is needed, she says, not only because of the working conditions, but also because of the psychological intimidation used to entice and control students. Juanita Kidder, 20, an Oregon woman stung by the scam two years ago, said the contractors "had a way of talking to you, making you want to do what they want you to do. It's a psychological thing." Told she would be selling speedreading equipment to universities, Kidder learned she would be selling magazines only after being driven to another city. She didn't like it, but was afraid to leave. Kidder was rescued by her mother. Other students, however, haven't been so fortunate. Detective Tom Harber of the Las Vegas, Choosing software difficult HOME COMPUTING by Chris Pappe Many people are confused by educational software and aren't sure what kind of program to buy. Educational software is the fastest growing segment of the software industry, and the variety of programs make choosing the correct one difficult. The first educational software for home computers was simple drill and practice. Then came programs that were fun and entertaining. Now there are interactive programs that allow you to control the flow of the program. Drill and practice is the easiest type of educational program to create. In this type of program you are drilled on a subject such as multiplication tables and then tested with practice problem. This reduces the scope of the program to subjects that can be drilled. To increase the effectiveness of educational software, the video game element was introduced. These programs are a mixture of fun and games and drill and practice. Some are more fun, and some more educational. Actually, there is much debate as to how much fun educational software should be. Too much fun, and there is no education! Too much education, and there is a loss of interest. You can choose from several interactive programs. Unique in design, these programs allow you to interact with the software and change the way the program flows. Two types of interactive software stand out. The first type is a construction set. These programs allow you to contol the scenario for the game or lesson and allow you to move at your own speed. They can be made harder or easier to suit your own needs. Construction sets usually aim to teach teenage children logic, decision making and problem-solving skills. However, they can be quite challenging for adults, too. Second, there are interactive programs that don't follow a set procedure of learn, practice, be tested. These programs, offered by Prentice- Hall, utilitze teaching methods used by Socrates. You can interrupt a lesson to ask questions, take a test or review some other material. These programs are for grades 7-12 and complement the school curriculum. The latest educational software makes full use of your micro's graphics and sound capabilities. The educational value of software is increasing as more and more educators become involved in the development of these programs. Club Events Art Addicts Our next meeting will be on Monday, Oct. 15 in Communication Arts D141 at 1 p.m. Topics to be discussed are: field trip, guest speaker, Art Fair and Community Awareness. All interested persons are invited to attend. Geology Club Dr. Norris Jones of UW-Oshkosh Department of Geology will discuss "The Techtronks of Northeastern Mexico," on Friday, Oct. 12 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Jones ami his students have been conducting field research in the area for the past three years. Pre-Law Club The Pre-Law Club will hold an organizational meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 126. Everyone is welcome. Young Democrats The Young Democrats will hold a general meeting on Friday, Oct. 12 at 1:30 p.m. in Molinaro 128. Everyone is invited. Activities to be held during the remainder of the pre-election period will be discussed. For further information, contact Sue Strickler or Kari Dixon in the Social Science Division office. IVCF Intervarsity Christian Fellowship will be having a meeting in Molinaro 107 on Wednesday, Oct. 17 at 1 p.m. The meeting will center around God's principles for success. Hope to see you there. Career Planning and Placement Carreer Planning and Placement will hold two workshops on Resume Preparation on Monday, Oct. 15 from 1-2 p.m. and on Wednesday, Oct. 17 from 5:304:30 p.m. All students are encouraged to attend. Nev. police department is familiar with cases in which job scams led young people to prostitution, narcotics use and pornography. "They set these impossibly high sales quotas, and when the girls can't meet them, the crew chiefs may say, 'There are other ways to make money, you know,' " says Harber. Students sucked into the scam fit the same psychological profile as those who fall prey to cults. They often have unhappy borne situations, have had major disruptions in their lives in the previous twelve months or find themselves in transition. Physics Colloquium set For the past two decades, astronomers have been collecting images of the sky in x-rays. This extremely energetic form of light is produced by some of the most fantastic objects imaginable, including neutron stars, black holes and colliding galaxies. X-ray imaging of the sky is not easy, because x-rays cannot be focused by lenses like ordinary light and because the earth's atmosphere absorbs most of the x-rays reaching it from celestial objects. Thus, this area of research requires specialized imaging devices that can be lifted above the atmosphere. In the early days of x-ray astronomy, the detectors were shot up on rockets, giving them only a few seconds of uncontrolled observing. The first Physics Colloquium of the 1984-85 year will be given by an x-ray astronmer, Professor Mel Ulmer of Northwestern University. He has been working on an x-ray detector that will ride into orbit on the shuttle, and he will describe the experiment in a talk titled "X-Ray Astronomy from the Space Shuttle." The talk will be given at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 17 in Greenquist 230. Everyone is invited to attend. Crop walk good cause Kenosha's seventh annual CROP Walk for Hunger will be held Sunday afternoon. Proceeds from the walk - about $10,000 last year - will go to the Kenosha Emergency Food Program, the Kenosha Soup Kitchoi, Church World Service and other national relief agencies. Walkers will have a choice of two routes of five and ten miles. Registration will begin at 12:30 at First United Methodist Church at the corner of 60th St. and Sheridan Road. The routes aid at the same parking lot. Walkers should wear two pairs of heavy socks, good walking shoes and appropriate clothing, and are encouraged to donate a non-perishable food item, said promoters. For more information, contatc* Lois Peterson at 658-1463. • • • • • • X X • • • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION & TYPING Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Andersen 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin • • • • • • •I •• •• • FAMILY PLANNING IS HERE! To Discuss: When: Where: Birth C ontrol Family P lanning PMS Assessment 2-6 p.m. every Tues. Student Health Services Molinaro D-l 15 Stop in any time to make an appointment, or just stop in any Tuesday!! All discussions confidential -6 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 , « , • I > t I i • » S I < i • « I » r J I . i • « f • • • > » « « ' • " - ' * P.S.G.A Constitution » t « « • • » * « * ! ' > paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern ment Association Inc. Constitution Art. 4 I in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this, constitution in the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. (P.S.G.A., Inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I 'Section 1. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the *>.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc.: shall choose their own officers and also aj President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the absence of the Vice j President of P.S.G.A., Inc. who shall be the! president of the Senate, the President Pro! Tempore shall be the President of the Senate.: The President Pro Tempore shall be a: Senator and shall be a member of all Senate: Committees. When vacancies happen in the representation from any at large seat, the President! Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with' the concurrence of a simple majority of thei entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc.; Section S. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of! its proceedings, censure Its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence: of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of1 its proceedings, and publish the same monthly at the minimum, a copy of the journal! shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A., Inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than, once a week during the fall and spring j semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple, majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall I be called by the Vice President or in the case: of the Vice President's absence the President' Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility toj call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A.. Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If t he President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If. after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law, in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If' the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to the Senate A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. Section I. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Info execution the foregoing powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in the P S.G.A . Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G.A., Inc. shall have the power to amend this constitution by a two thirds vote of the entire Senate In the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to the Constitution. If the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted. In the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballot*, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments. When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two-thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ARTICLE II Section 1. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice-President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of •: e office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I w ill faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment. If, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice-President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to line- Item veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., Inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the P S G A , inc. by a majority vote of the Senate. Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received within one week of the presentation of such request to th-» P.S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report. The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P.S.G.A., toe. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, vice President and all of ficers of the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by-laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper. Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A , inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of a" P S G.A., inc monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall be University of Wisconsin - Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two-thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section 1. The P.S.G.A., inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. i SUB—ARTICLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - P arkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services, Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used: 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P S.G.A , Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fiil any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the P S.G.A., Inc. Senate. 2 The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at-large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disborsal of the Segregated University Fee. Should the p S G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chancellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. recommendation. he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf the Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate. In the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Aliocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recom mendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P.S.G.A., inc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reasons of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility. Section S. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the P.S.G.A., Inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section t . Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student government recognition or institutional recognition. Section 1. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy, and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section 9. Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - Parkside binding contracts. ARTICLE V Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at FALL SENATORIAL ELECTIONS paid advertisement large S U F.A.C seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice President, remaining legislative seats, one at iarge S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P S.G.A., Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin • Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The studenf(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place. There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be with drawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section 1. An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. AM S tudent Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students shall be evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section t. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the ex press consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily acceslbleto the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscdnsin - Parkside. October 17th and 18th Petitions Available in P.S.G.A. Office RANGER 7 Thursday, Oct 11,1084 New faculty appointments PPoarrlkrosli/dlAe hknans announced new »f ac. bring variety ulty and staff appointments in the divisions of Science, Business ami Administrative Science and Humanities as well as in academic support areas such as the computer center, media services and career planning and placement. Joining the Humanities Division music is Steven Powell, who will conduct the university's chorale and the chamber singers. Powell also is establishing vocal jazz and swing groups. He replaces William Weinert, who has accepted a position at UWMadison. Powell holds a master's degree in music with an emphasis in choral conducting from Indiana University in Bloomington and a bachelor's degree in music from the University of Michigan. He has been director of choral activities at the University of Central Florida as a visiting assistant professor and has also taught at Northeast Louisiana University and the School of Music at Indiana University. Powell also taught high school vocal music for two years. He has performed as a soloist in recital and with choral groups in concert as well as in a wide variety of major and minor baritone roles in opera productions, opera workshops, civic light opera, civic musicals and nonmusical theater productions. Joining the Humanities Division as an English lecturer is Tim Redman, who holds a master's degree in comparative literature from the University of Chicago and is currently working toward his PhD from that institution. Redman holds a bachelor's degree from Loyola University and has taught at the Illinois Institute of Technology, Loyola, DePaul University and the University of Chicago. Redman served as president of the U.S. Chess Federation from 1981 to 1984. Also joining die Humanities Division is Roger Gilman, who is a visiting philosophy instructor. Gilman holds a master's degree in the philosophy of science from the University of Chicago, where he is a PhD candidate. His areas of specialization are aesthetics and the Homecoming events fill week Thursday, Oct. 11 SUPPORT GROUP: For parents with infants, at 12 noon in MOLN D128. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Hat" (both rated G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is 31.00 for a Parkside student and 31.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. HOMECOMING EVENTS: Pizza, pasta and celebrity sauces at 5 p.m., homecoming coronation ceremonies at 6 p.m. and the time capsule ceremony at 7 p.m., all in the Union dining room. All are welcome. SHORT COURSE: "Mushrooms" starts at 7:30 p.m. in MOLN D105. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. DANCE: "Cimmeron" performs at 8 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, Oct. 12 MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Hat" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema and at 7: 30 p.m. in Union Square. COLLEGE BOWL: Faculty challenge at 1 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is free. All are welcome. VARIETY SHOW: Featuring comedian Tim Settimi as MC at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Coiter and tickets will also be available at the door. Monday, Oct. 15 WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 1 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. ROUND TABLE: "Conservative Ideology and Reagan's New Federalism: But What About the Poor?" at 12 noon in Union 106. The speaker is Prof. Ken Hoover of Parkside's Social Science Division. The program is open to the public at no charge. Tuesday, Oct. 16 WORKSHOP: "The Psychology of Selling" by Prof. Leslie Martin of UW-Whitewater at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2047 for more details. WORKSHOP: " Assertiveness Training" at 1 p.m. in Union 202 by Larry Turner. The program is free and open to the public. SHORT COURSE: "Heritage: Civilization and the Jews" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UWExtension. MOVIE: "The Enforcer" (R) will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. SHORT COURSE: "Individual Differences" starts at 7:30 p.m. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Wednesday, Oct. 17 SEMINAR: "Health Care Delivery: Emergency Rooms and Clinics" by Allan Spath of Kenosha Memorial Hospital at 11:50 a.m. in Union 207. The program is free and open to the public. COffeehOUSE: Featuring Southwick & Stevenson in the Union Bazaar area from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Admission is free; all are welcome. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. All are welcome. WORKSHOP: "Changing Employee Attitude Toward Change" by Dennis Laker at 7 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for more information. Homecoming: fun and more Saturday, Oct. 13 HOMECOMING EVENTS: Soccer vs. Northland College at 2 p.m. PSGA, PAB and Ranger reunion at 5 p.m. and semi-formal dance at 8 p.m. Tickets for the dance are available at the Union Information Center. Sunday, Oct. 14 MOVIES: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Hat" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Novelty-Variety Artist of the Year by the representatives of the 1,000 college members of the National Association of Campus Activities at their 1984 convention in Nashville. He has worked in a number of film and television projects, including the Tim Conway movie "The Prize Fighter" and a special on Showtime cable television. Other Homecoming activities for the campus community incude movies, a rock dance, creation of a time-capsule to be opened in the year 2000, a semi-formal dance, and alumni reunions, including those among former Ranger newspaper staffers and onetime leaders of student government. For more information, call 553- 2278. t JAZZ% j*If you have a contemporary jcuez& ^ group with a wide repertoire and^ ^ need a quality location to practice9 ^ M Call 886-6100 £ philosophy of art and literature. Before joining Parkside, Gilman held dual teaching assignments at Loyola University and the Illinois Institute of Technology. Joining the Business and Administrative Science Division as a lecturer in management information systems is Vanda Gupta, who earned master's degrees in systems science from the University of Ottawa (Canada), applied mathematics from Carleton (Canada) University and mathematics from the University of Delhi in India, from where she also holds a bachelor's degree in mathematics. Beverly Burnell, who holds a master's degree in counseling and a bachelor's degree in mathematics from State University of New York at Pittsburgh, has joined Parkside's office of Career Planning and Placement as a career counselor. Before coming to Parkside Burnell worked as a career planning and placement counselor at Pittsburgh campus, where she was also an academic advisor. Burnell also worked as a mathematics and English teacher for two years at the Gobaru Secondary School in Sierra Leone, West Africa, and was a consumer advocate and VISTA project representative for one year in Brooklyn, New York. Joining the computer center are Terry Hirsch, a systems programmer, and Amy Skrzypchak, a programming and data control specialist. Hirsch holds a master's degree in teaching and a bachelor's degree in mathematics and German from Marquette University, where he is currently taking graduate courses in computer science. He has worked as a software engineer at the Astronautics Corporation of America in Milwaukee where he designed, coded and tested communications software for the U.S. Department of Defense. Skrzypchak was assigned to her current full-time position from that of a part-time student computer programmer. She is a graduate of St. Joseph High School in Kenosha and is a senior at Parkside majoring in applied computer science. Her other computer experience includes data entry for S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc. in Racine and data entry and production control for HPI Nichols, Inc. in Sturtevant. Lewis E. Scfaultz, who holds an associate degree in photography from the Milwaukee Area Technical College, has joined Parkside as a photo specialist in the media services division of the Library-Learning Center. Photographers Needed To devote quality time and creativity to the Ranger WLLC D-139C - Ask for Dave ACROSS 1 Suspend 5 Article of furniture 8 Hurried 12 Region 13 Before 14 Comfort 15 Small brook 16 Bitter vetch 17 Ascend 18 Higher 20 Bartered 22 Conjunction 23 Journey 24 Prayer ending 27 Thing owned 31 Fall behind 32 Supplicates 33 Garden tool 34 Advances 36 Farm animals 37 Speed contest 38 Symbol for tantalum 39 Tell 42 Head rest 46 Leave out 47 Female deer 49 Affection 50 Extremely terrible 51 Sea eagle 52 Paradise 53 Periods of time 54 Deposit 55 Depression DOWN 1 Male deer 2 Solo 3 Girl's nickname 4 Liquid measure 5 Beverage 6 Transgress 7 Demolishes 8 Mexican shawl 9 Remunerated 10 Actual being 11 Act boxes 19 Teutonic 36 Hailed deity 38 Note of scale 21 Tears 39 Was borne 23 Barter 40 Arabian 24 High commander mountain 41 Unit of 25 Deface Italian 26 The self currency 27 Goes before 42 Confined 28 Greek letter 43 Mine vein 29 Haul 44 Part of 30 Affirmative stove 32 Fuel 45 Departed 35 Wooden 48 Native metal 1 2 3 4 12 15 1(1 1984 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. Puzzler answers on Page 15 PHOTO ART SALE Taken by National Geographic Photographers AND OTHER BEAUTIFUL ROOM DECOR PRICES: $2-$50 DATES: October. 15 & 10 9 a.m.-7 p.m. LOCATION: Union Bridge SPONSOR: Parkside Activities. Board University of Wiseonsin-Parkside Comm. Arts Theatre OCT. 19,20,26,27at.8 P.M. OCT. 25 AT 3:30 P.M. ' 8 Thursday, Oct. 11, 1984 ___ RANGER Giants reside in Gallery by Chris Dorf Two slumbering giants ar e presently occupying the Communication Arts Gallery. When I hurried over for a peek between classes last week, the two behemoths were indeed dozing. Before I left, however, the two giants began to rouse. The "two giants" are two mixedmedia sculpture constructions, creations of Robert Merline, Wisconsin-born artist and Door County high school teacher. The pieces ar e part of a n exhibit entitled "Recent Works From The Great American Midwest Landscape Series," cm display through Oct. 18 in the Communicatio n Arts Gallery. Viewing hours are Monday- Thursday, 1-6 p.m. and Wednesday and Thursday, 7- 10 p.m. The initial quiet ambiance of th e gallery, with its muted lighting and soft features, belies the tensions that exist in Merline's constructions. In fact, the materials used seem at first so ordinary and usual you may be tempted to walk by without a look. Don't! If you do walk by, you will miss an almost spiritual experience, a n excursion into a world of logs, wire, steel, copper, marble and bird quills, which a re melded together with craftsman-like expertise, tempered by an astute sensitivity to materials. This combination affords us sculp ture that is both powerful and delicate. The aura of tension is the first noticeable element of this show. Tension exists everywhere. There is tension in the wires that threaten to Oriana given funding The Oriana Trio, resident chamber ensemble at Parkside, has been awarded funding support by the Affiliated State Arts Agencies of the Upper Midwest for a five-state concert tour during the 1985-86 season. The funding organization is composed of five midwestern arts agencies supported by the National Endowment for the Arts. The organizatio n will c ontribute 35 percent of costs for the Oriana tour. The Oriana Trio is composed of James McKeever, piano; Ali Forough, violin; and Michael Masters, cello. In addition to formal concert programs featuring standard classical and romantic music literature, the Oriana Trio is committed to promoting new works for piano trio through its Oriana Trio International Composition Competition, which carries a cash award of $1,500 and attracts entries from around the world. During next season's tour, trio members will also present residency activities, including informal programs in public schools, master classes on chamber music o r individual instruments, coaching of student chamber groups and soloists and recitals for college audiences. McKeever, an assistant professor of music at Parkside, previously taught at Murray State University in Kentucky and holds master of music and doctor of musical arts degrees from the University of Cincinnati College-Conservatory of Music. He has been active as a recitalist and chamber musician and has published articles in Clavier. McKeever's principal teacher was the noted Russian pedagogue Olga Conus. McKeever also studied with Lelia Gousseau of the Paris Conservatory and coached with Santos Ojeda. Forough, an adjunct professor of music a t Parkside and one of the few violinists in th e world t o study with the late David Oistrakh, was a finalist in the Tchaikovsky International Competition in Moscow. Forough has toured with orchestras in East and West Germany, Hungary, Austria, Belgium, the Soviet Union, Czechoslovakia, Rumania, Poland, the Middle Ea st and the U.S. Recently he was a faculty member at Rice University in Houston. Forough performs on the famous Wilmotte Stradivarious violin of 171 8. Masters, who teaches music at Parkside, earned both master's and bachelor's degrees at Julliard School. He has been principal cellist of the Atlanta Chamber Orchestra, the Richmond Symphony and the Festival of Two Worlds Opera Orchestra in Spoleto, Italy. He is the editor of "Eisenberg's Bach," the six solo suites of J.S. Bach. His awards include first prize in the international cello competition of the "Costa dol Sol" in Estoril, Portugal. He has performed throughout the U.S. as a soloist and chamber musician and is a member of the Chicago Ensemble. Peer Support awards two scholarships Since 1984, Peer Support has awarded two $50.00 scholarships pa* semester to qualifying students. In order to qualify, studen ts must certify that they have not been a full time student for at least seven years and that they are not receiving any other financial aid. Each applicant must al so submit a letter to the Peer Support Scholarship Committee indicating his or her educational goals at Parkside. This semester the Scholarship Committee has selected Karen M. Vyvyan, a communication major, and Donna Walan, a math and computer science major, to receive the awards. Faculty pay increase One of the art pieces on display snap and slap two planks together in "Toiling in The Danger and in the Morals of Despair," and there is tension in the marble slab that threatens to topple, causing wires to snap and steel to fly in "To Ease the Time of Idleness and Meaning of Decay." But there is no snap or flip. You are not slapped, crushed or shoved. You escape physically unscathed. And that is the intention. Tension is created by thinking that something may happen...or may not. Merline says in a statement that he "illustrates an ongoing concern for the inter-relationships between opposites: life and de ath, right and left, male and female...and the symbiotic balance that assures either half." Merline does seem to use balance as a metaphor, symbolic of man's struggle to coexist with the tensions he creat es. Mo-line explores this balance on many levels through his sculptur e. There is balance in the union of the pieces, from dainty bird quill to chunk of raw steel, in how all parts are responsible for safe-guarding the sculptures from imminent collapse. There is balance in how raw, earthy logs ar e gradually and delicately tapered into finished boards. And there is balance in die way steel, brass, wood, marble, wire and quill, so different in torture and feeling, keep their dignity and work together in harmony. Balance and tension. Tension and balance. That is the central theme of Merline's exhibit. The total effect is quite hypnotic, beckoning you t o come and explore th e tensions... the balances...the harmony. Continued from Page 1 of twenty percent, with individual raises to be determined at each campus." Copies of this resolution will b e sent to the members of the state legislature. Both Chancellor Guskin and Kenneth Hoover, member of the Faculty Salary Committee and Political Science professor, urged the faculty to contact legislators. Hoover said that Sen. Joseph Strohl, D-Racine and Rep. Jeff Neubauer, D-Racine, are aware of the problem, and may be of help during the next session of t he legislature. "One need not worry about being self-serving," Hoover told the faculty. "This is for the future of southeastern Wisconsin." Theater Department announces season slate Amy Capobiano, Carolyn Blackinton and Rebecca Julich in "Crimes of the Heart." By Bill Serpe, Jr. In 1984 a woman will shoot her husband in the stomach because she doesn't like his looks, and a peppermint bear will unicycle its way into your life. Several meals will be consumed in a very short time and a woman will go much further than she should to please a man. All this and more will be happening in the coming year in the four productions to be presented by the Dramatic Arts Department in the next season of plays at Parkside. "Crimes of the Heart," by Beth Henley, is already in rehearsal and will open on the Main Stage of the Communication-Arts Theatre Oct. 19 and run three more evenings on Oct. 20, 28 and 27. A special morning performance is scheduled for Thursday, Oct. 26. The cast, under the direction of Dr. Lee Van Dyke, will include Rebeca Julich, John Miskulin, Amy Copabianco and Bill Serpe, all Parkside students; Denise Valente of Racine and Caroline Blackinston, a professional actress from Chicago. PAB Musical Gems • • • • • by Jim Nribaur Feature Editor In commemoration of Parkside's homecoming, PAB is featuring a double feature of classic RKO studio musicals featuring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers in vivid black and white. "Top Hat" (1935) uses an old mistaken identity plot. "Shall We Dance" (1937) features a simple plot about a dance team who are forced to pose as married. These films will be shown Friday, Oct. 12 at 1:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Square and Sunday, Oct. 14 at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Price of admission is $1.00. The plots of these films aren't what matters. Both features are essential representations of the thirties song and dance film ("Top Hat" perhaps being the better of the two by a small margin) and are a nice nostalgic change of pace from current movie fare. "Shall We Dance" features songs by George and Ira Gershwin including "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off" and the title tune. "Top Hat" was scored by Irving Berlin, the songs including numbers like "Cheek to Cheek" and "Top Hat, White He, and Tails." If you don't like old musicals, beware. If you do, definitely check these features out, as they are among the most important am} well .crafted of their genre. It is all .t oo rare that early screen classics are presented uncut and uninterrupted on the big screen. .Whether you're in the homecoming spirit or not, this is a perfect opportunity to view aeouple of screen classics the way they were intended to be seen. In addition to acting in this show, Caroline is also teaching an acting class in comedy and giving professional advice to any student interested in pursuing a career in the theater. The second production of the year is "Peppermint Bear and the Toy Elves." The Saturday and Sunday morning productions of this Christmas musical children's show will be presented in December with breakfast and a visit from Santa in the Parkside Union. Charlie Myking, John Miskulin, Connie Kowalski, Andrew Brehl, Amy Copabianco, Paul Mitchell and Missy Weaver head up the cast under the direction of Judith Tucker-Snider. Putting this show together is a part of Production Workshop, a regularly scheduled class in the Dramatic Arts curriculum, and students will be earning credit hours while learning all the ins and mits of professional theatre. Students from the Music Department will also be involved. In February, "The Dining Room" will be presetted as a studio production, utilizing the television studio as a theatre in the round. Auditions for this show will be announced late this year and the cast will be directed by a guest professional director. Dates for that show are Feb. 22 and 23 and March 1 and 2. The final show of the year will again be presented on the Main Stage. Lee Van Dyke will direct the Parkside Players in Oliver Goldsmith's "She Stoops To Conquer." Auditions for this show will also be announced at a lata* date and performances will be held on April 19, 20, 26 and 27. Ticket prices for all shows will be $4.00 for adults and $3.00 for students, except "Peppermint Bear," which will be $5.50 and $4.50 and will include breakfast. However, a special discount of 25 percent is bring offered if tickets for the entire season are ordered now. This season ticket price equals four shows for the price of three. Brochures with all of file production dates, prices and an order form can be picked up at the Fine Arts office in the Communication Arts building. This year, for the first time, Parkside is offering both a major and a minor degree program in Dramatic Arts. With the addition of Keith Harris to the staff, all areas of theater education will be presented, from basic stagecraft to directing. Any students interested in enrolling in dramatic arts classes or volunteering to work on productions should come backstage any time during school hours. VOTE! -k •k •k -k •k •k -k -k -k -k -k •k -k -k -k •k -k •k PSGA ELECTIONS October 17 & 18 are now available in the PSGA Office, D139A. * * * £ * * Jf- * -k Petitions for the following fall seats £ $ * * * NINE SENATOR SEATS * * -k ONE PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) ^ ^ ONE SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) £ GET INVOLVED! * ANYONE INTERESTED IS ASKED TO * % STOP IN SOON! ; I Petitions Are Due October 12 j 10 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER Coffeehouse Music duo slated News not even worth seeing by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor T.J. South wick and Scott Stevenson, a musical duo, are scheduled to perform at the next PAB Coffeehouse presentation in the Union Bazaar Wednesday, Oct. 17 from noon until 2 p.m. and again from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. South wick and Stevenson enjoy playing a variety of music to a va- . riety of audiences, using various elements of boogie, fusion and swing in their original compositions. Spontaneous dialogue, audience interaction and experimental toying with various gadgets as instruments are also major aspects of their performances. South wick and Stevenson have performed in a wide variety of campuses and clubs in the Wisconsin and Illinois area. Stout called them "fun, enlightening and unforgettable." The Mill Race Inn of Geneva, Illinois stated they were "effective entertainers and very talented musicians." Aside from the aforementioned gadgetry, the guys perform with such "real" instruments as guitar, piano and harmonica. Since they never do the same show twice, it might be a good idea to catch both of their performances Oct 17. Dance to Cimmeron at Homecoming Students who appreciate the rock n' roll sounds of the past are urged to attend the PAB dance in the Union Square Thursday, Oct. 11 at 8 p.m. The band that is playing for this dance is Cimmeron, a 3-member group performing music by such groups as the Beatles, the Beach Boys, the Doors, Rolling Stones and the Kinks, as well as several groups unfortunately forgotten, such as the Dave Clark Five and Paul Revere and the Raiders. Cimmeron performs roughly 200 engagements per year, and is said to be one of the major area bands specializing in classic early rockers. PAB has announced that all persons attending that evening's Homecoming Coronation ceremony and the Time Capsule event from 5 until 8 p.m. will be admitted to the dance at half price. A student ID and Wisconsin State ID are required. 9* (§lbe 50 OFF Spicettes Week of Oct. 15 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. by Did Oberbraner TULSA — A spokeswoman from the Geological Department of Jerry Falwell's Moral Majority predicts that a major earthquake will soon devastate the "heathen capitol of die world-Hollywood.'' Lucy WetwaDs, right-wing geologist and born-again sandblaster, gave ho* report after a life-long study. "Oh, those people are bad. All that glitter and gold. They have it coming. Good heavens, it'll be a seven or eight on the Richter scale. "I strongly recommend moving to reality or converting. Ether one will do. If every celebrity quit right now, we'd pray for no such catastrophe. We're interested in saving people, not superstars." Wetwalls warned that San Franciso should prepare as well. "No earthquake disrupts clean Americans." She said the quakes would occur during the winter television reruns or before next summer's blockbuster movies. " "Ghostbusters" caused a scare in our hearts. The Reverend saw this sham and nearly pushed the panic button." Dual-colored cotton shirts, pleated at the waist, with shell buttons, canvas trousers and boots are some of the features in this new collection. "It will bring men alive in the dead of winter. Looking your best no matte- how odd is what lime Capsule is all about," Boop added. •••••••••• LONDON — What will fashionable men be wearing this winter? Why the frozen looks of British sailors, of course. "It's very important that we learn from history," wfaiim fashion designer Beattie Boop, who is at the frozen tombs of two British sailors in the Arctic. "Hie wellpreserved look will be in this winter." The Time Capsule line will follow the current military trend in fashion, but has a looser, swashbuckling appeal. Sort of an Indiana Jones on ice. DUBLIN, IRELAND — The Irish Navy confiscated seven tons of American candy bound for Northern Ireland from a 50-foot trawler in international waters. Five members of the well-known Irish Plaque Army woe arrested. Police identified one of them as Russel O'Leary, a dissident Irish dentist who came to the U.S. after the Irish Dental Society voted down unionization in 1978. "This candy was being brought to our country to ruin the teeth of Irish people," IDS president Malcolm O'Burke said, describing the shipment as "insidious" and criticizing American support of tooth decay. "We know Americans who aim for the mouth, debilitating the teeth and guns until all of Ireland is quiet. The American public doesn't realize that we need to avoid sweets like they do. And brushing and flossing is the backbone of dental hygiene. The scheming radials of the IPA must be stopped." In Dublin, police said the seven ton shipment, including candy bars, jelly beans, bubble gum and malted milk balls, had been loaded onto the Good time Charlie from an American cargo vessel. It was the largest candy haul since June 1983 when the Irish Navy seized a ten ton shipment of jujubes aboard the Greek coaster, Fordicelli. The PIA is fighting dental repeal in Ireland, garnering world-wide support against anti-union dentists. NEW YORK - "National Geographic Magazine," which often depicts topless tribal women, offered Elizabeth Taylor |1 million to pose naked in a native New Guinea setting. "Geographic" publisher, Harold P. Grosvenor, made the offer through a spokesman for Ms. Taylor. "She refused to disrobe but would like the money anyway," he reported. Opinions vary as to how the deal was offered and how it broke off. Grosvenor states his offer was for her to be photographed in native clothing. Women in some New Guinea tribes only wear long braided hair and bikini underwear. Taylor said that Grosvenor was "insensitive to the ethnic histories of both myself and New Guineans. Receiving money for unnatural modeling is a slap in the face." However, Taylor never said that she would not pose nude. "I demanded Welsh countryside or no shooting at all. I'm native to England, not New Guinea." Grosvenor refused to budget from his original plan. And he will not give her the money "just for kicks." I guess her husbands will only know. Men wanted So you wanna be a model! MEM Company has announced a national campus search for a man to represent their English Leather Musk men's toiletries for 1985. Hie winners will receive cadi, prizes and fame. To enter, send a black and white or color photo to Campus Search for English Leather Musk Man, in care of the editor of the Ranger. The photos can be no more than six months old, no larger than 8x10 and no smaller than 3x5. The editorial staff of the Ranger will select three male student representatives of Parkside as semifinalists. Each wil receive a gift set of English Leather Musk men's toiletries. A panel of judge selected by the manufacturer win select one campus winner who will be entered in th e finals Hie national winner win be the English Leather Musk Man for 1985 and receive a cash contribution of *1.000 toward his tuition, a selection of merchandise prizes and an aU-expense paid trip to New York to be photographed by a leading photographer. AD selections are based on photographic appeal. Employees of the MEM Company and their families are not eligible. Uwsrt,,* WBcor*»Hp*iu«j. Don't miss it Wild Life by John Kovalic A pause in the disaster by Pat Zirkelbach and Bob KiesUng We went through a lot of beer when we moved. Not only did we use it to persuade our potential helpers to find time to help us that Labor Day weekend; by the time we'd actually moved in, we needed it. Nobody in their right mind moves by themselves. We were no exception. Our helpers were typical: well-meaning and helpful, but slightly inept and getting slowly drunk. On our beer, of course. We were too busy becoming interior decorators to notice then. "Where should that chair go?" asked Pat. "Oh, I don't know, maybe somewhere over th ere." "I don't know..." "Will you please for chrissakes make up your mind?" cries Bill, who was holdin g the chair "Just put it down for now." Bill looked at the cluttered floor for a moment, and dropped the chair on a box of dishes. There were other narrowly averted disasters. "You know," said one of our friends, who was in the dining room, " the records would fit just right on to p of this radiator." And so it went. We did get everything sorted out eventually, but that wasn't the end of our problems. We found ourselves fully furnished but ill-equipped. The refrigerator, it turned out, had gone south for the winter. It was in the basement, to be exact, and we were on the second flow. We finally went downstairs to look at it. Pat opened it. The inside was getting rusty, and it smelled as if a c reature had lived and died inside. "You want to keep food in there?" "No way," said Bob. It was thai we decided to get another refrigerator. A fondness for warm beer is an acquired ta ste, we found. We can laugh about it now, but it wasn't funny then, buying food that wouldn't spoil. But now, six weeks into our residency here, we're getting settled. We're even learning to cook. Ski' TGhree at Unknown' CTCffiDBum Jump into the action on the slopes of one of Colorado's finest ski resorts — CRESTED BUTTE. Travel Associates and the NCSA have put together a program of Wild West skiing, parties and fun you won't want to miss. The official 1 985 NCSA "National Collegiate Ski Week"™ package includes: io o *285 per person • Round-trip transportation • 7 nights deluxe lodging at one of Crested Butte's finest facilities • A lift ticket for 5 days of skiing Crested Butte's "Great Unknown" • Two "Wild West" parties with bands • A major concert • A special "on-mountain" Beer & Cheese Party • Entry fees to two races with prizes for the top male and female winners it Special appearances by Lite "All-Stars" • A discount coupon program for area bars, restaurants and services • All applicable taxes • Services of Travel Associates' professional on-site staff Contact: Ann Fralich Parkside Activities Board 553-2650 or sign up in Union 209 Tour Date: Jan. 3-12 12 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge cuRRems in euoLunon A IN CENTURIES TO COME, ANIMALS WILL DEVELOP DEFENSES AGAINST BEING HIT BY CARS: ID rule explained With six you get eggroll by Jim Ndbaur Feature Editor Advertisements promoting PABsponsored activities on campus stress that students "must have a Parkside ID and a Wisconsin State ID to enter." Many have been confysed, wondering if students under nineteen are allowed into these dances. According to the PAB's Contemporary Entertainment Chairperson Sandy Wachs, students of any age can attend the activities, but must be of legal age to drink alcoholic beverages. Patrons will have their hand stamped to show that they did pay (in case they needed to leave and later return), while those with proper ID's to drink would be given a wristband. Since the wristband cannot be removed without being destroyed, exchanging bands with someone under age is virtually impossible. Student Organizations Committee representative for the PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Jack Kemper added that underage guests are no longer allowed, the board believing that an underage non-student would be more likely to chance illegal drinking Hmn an underage student. The Parkside ID rule is standard practice. The Wisconsin ID rules are being enforced due to the new law regarding legal age for the consumption of alcholic beverages in this state. UWM films announced i The Dream On Film Society at UW-Milwaukee has announced the film events scheduled for the month of October. Among the films to be presented are "Hester Street," "Breakin' ", "Rose Marie," "American at the Movies," "Willard" and "Psycho." The films are run in a variety of locations on the Milwaukee campus including the Union Cinema, Sandburg Flicks Theater, Bolton Hall room 150, and Engelman Hall room 117. Showtime is usually 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday, but these times do vary. Admission is 82 for Milwaukee students, |2.50 for non-students. Season tickets are available at |1 for students and $1.50 for non-students per film. For any further information, contact the Dream On Film Society in care of UWM, Box 413, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201. by Natalie P. Haberman "A Change From The Ordinary Fast Food" is the slogan used by Tacos El Ray, located at 2000 Birch Rd. (Hwy. EE-literally five minutes from campus). The decision to go there was unanimous, based on the fact that the four of us had never been there and I had one of my biweekly cravings for taco salad (it is usually one of the few Mexican items that comes without those icky refried beans). When we pulled into the parking lot, I was instantly reminded of a beauty parlor. I'm not sure if it was becuase of the ornate drapes with fringe in the windows, or because you have to walk to the side of the building to get in. In either case, the cleanliness of the building and the availability of the location to Parkside are a definite plus. The ordering is done in a fashion similar to most fast food restaurants. A friendly young woman in a red uniform took our order at the counter, we paid separately, picked up our food and sat down to eat. This set up is nice because you can help yourself to the plastic utensils, as many napkins as you think you'll need and sauce (mild or hot),then pick up your food by the time you get done with these preliminaries. In other words, it is time-efficient for a student with one hour be- DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIME! PORKY'S 2117 91st Street Kenosha * Convenient location * Ample off street parking (lighted) * Featuring some of the area's best music live * Affo rdable prices (we're the lowest!) * Large d ance floor * Large seating capacity * Exc ellent food s erved * 3 billiard tables & vid eo games Check It Out! Mon.-Ladies Night - reduced prices (Jockey Shorts contest begins Nov.) Tues.-Men's Night Out - reduced prices (Wet T-Shirt contest begins Nov.) ,Wed.-The Porky Review: 50's & 60's live entertainment (begins Nov.) Thurs.-25* 6-oz. tap/$1.75 55-oz. pitchers! Fri.-The best in live music for your entertainment! Sat.-The best in live music for your entertainment! Sun.-Sports Fans! 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Happy Hour with food served! Country A Western after 7 p.m. (begins Nov.) PORKY'S IS YOUR KIND O F PUCE!" I 1 Racine-Kenosha County Line Rd. ^ »I1 st Street PORKY'S — State Line Rd. (RusseH Rd.) tween classes to eat there. Because I had been looking for taco salad all day, my friends let me order first. The taco salad was available in two small for 31.45 and large for $2.80. The price of the large salad is slightly less expensive than the going rate around town, so undo- this pretense I ordered the large. There are two kinds of dressing normally served on taco salads-a mild salsa (spicy tomato dip) and a sour-cream-base dressing. Taco El Ray saves the salsa. The dressing was good, but I've been known to put sour cream on cabbage, so I ordered some on the side. The salad was average. There was an ample portion of tasty meat, lettuce and fresh cheese, but not nearly enough tomatoes. The real downfall was that practically every restaurant in the area that serves taco salad presents theirs in an edible shell-shaped bowl. Taco El Ray's comes in a plastic, microwave- safe dish. Bruce ordered one of the three combination plates. It consisted of one enchilada, one taco, one burrito, Spanish rice, refried beans, avocado and sour cream, for 84.45. He thai totally confused the woman at the counter by asking for no beans, no onion, no tomato and no avocado. He also ordered a small order of nachos (81-25) with a side of guacamole (gwa ku mo li). The combination plate was huge and would have easily been enough for two people to share. Bruce found his meal a bit bland (gee, I wonder why?). The best thing about his meal was that the dreaded refried beans were mistakenly plopped on his burrito and he was able to exchangd it (at no extra cost) fa a sirloin tip burrito. Normally priced at 31-75, the sirloin tip burrito is one of the most unique thing* I have ever sampled at a Mexican restaurant. It was big and filling and is definitely the item I will order the next time I go to Tacos El Ray. Randy ordered the Cheese Enchilada Plate. This had three cheese-and-onion filled enchiladas (a fried corn tortilla topped with a special salsa sauce), Spanish rice, beans, avocado and sour cream. The beans woe replaced by an extra order of rice, and once again the size of the saving was more than enough. This is really saying a lot because Randy is one of the biggest eaters I know (and I know many people who eat). Although he was satisfied with his meal, he commented that the rice was "nothing to write to Uncle Ben about." Greg is the only one of us who likes refried beans! He ordered a bean burrito (80 cents), a tostada (75 cents) and an order of guacamole with chips (31-95). Both the tostada and the burrito had refried beans, onions and cheese, but the tostada is saved "open face" on a crisp corn tortila and has seasoned ground beef. Greg enjoyed his lunch very much. Guacamole is one of the most interesting foods cm e arth. It is also one of the few things that is green and nasty-looking and still edible. Made from fresh avocados, this dip is excellent. Greg and I differed a bit in our opinion because I thought it should have been just a tad spicier and have a few more tomato bits. He thought it was perfect. Ova all, the things that stick out my mind are the friendly counter service, the large portions, the sirloin tip burrito and the generous amount of fresh cheese that went on everything. The soft drinks were fairly priced (65 cents for a large one) and the atmosphere was subdued, with a touch of Mexican design. Where else can you go and hear "Pretty Woman" sung in Spanish? (I never knew Roy Orbison was bi-lingual!) There is also a wide assortment of little rugs with Mexican designs, and plants casualty scattered about the place. Would I go bade? Yes. The menu is large and has many alternatives to taco salad. The owner, Ben Rodriguez, claims that all the dishes are made from recipes passed on to him by his parents who owned a small restaurant in Mexico. He also said that the chimichanga (chiro me rhan gah) is the house specialty; but this deepfried flour tortilla stuffed with everything on the menu and then topped with sour cream, avocado and tomatoes (83.55) would have been too much for lunch time. Tacos El Ray is convenient, reasonably priced and cozy. I would recommend it to all my amigos. Next week "With Six You Get Eggroll" will feature tips on tipping. RANGER Child Care Center Effective communication helps child development by Kathy Hart Effective communication with children can foster a more positive self-concept and heightened self-esteem, both of which result in a more positive atti tude toward the self, others and learning. The development of self-concept and self-esteem are acquired in much the same way as the child's formed concepts of his or ho* physical environment. From a great deal of information processed through a variety of experiences, the young child generalizes and forms concepts. There are four major sources by which self-conc ept and self-esteem originate: the impression the child receives from others; the child's experiences; the child's ability to achieve and internalize the goals set for him by "significant others," like parents, teachers and siblings; and the child's ability to evaluate his performance based on his own standards. Hie information received from the significant others is essential to the formation of the child's selfconcept. The comments by these significant others about their concern f or the child's welfare, their approval or disapproval and their attitudes, facial expressions and tone of voice all influence the manner in which the child perceives and values hims elf. Verbal instructions between the child and parents or teachers are an important in the development of the child's self-concept. The young child lacks the sophisticated cognitive s tructures for self-analysis, so it is through comments he perceives of himself as shy or noisy, good or naughty, pretty, nice, careful, neat or sloppy. For example, Jerry, a kindergarten s*- \ accidentally spills a jar of pa^u. Teacher A replies, "Why are you so sloppy? Nobody else spills their paint Can't you be like everyone else?" Reactions like these do little to enhance the child's positive self-concept. Too often adults either ignore the child's feelings or do not accept them as meaningful and relevant to a situation. There are alternative modes of communication, b ut one must be aware and sensitive to the child's feelings, and realize that even a young child has an ego and a sense of pride. Effective communication is a way parents and teachers can encourage a strong self-concept and heighten self-esteem in young children. This language of communication i s based on a mutual respect between the adult and the child. An important component of effective communication is the ability of th e adult to address the situation, and not the personality and character of the child. Phrases like "Why can't you ever..." or "Why are you so. .." or "How many times..." or "What's the matter with you?" must be eliminated from the adult's interactions with t he child. Here is an example of utilizing t he principle of addressing the situation and not the child's personality and character: In a kindergarten classroom during snack time, two boys were holding a contest to see who could throw more cookies out the window. Several cookies missed the window and smashed on the floor. The teacher responded with "1 get very a ngry and I am most displeased when I see food being wasted and thrown. Cookies are not for throwing. The floor needs immediate cleaning." This verbal interaction states clearly the teacher's philosophy about throwing food, without any verbal abuse or insults, and no derogatory attack was made on either child. Adopting new phrases that allow the child to maintain his or her selfesteem, integrity and dignity is needed. Such phrases include: "I feel (blank) when you (do this)," or "To see you (do this) would make me happy." or "I would appreciate..." or "I have confidence that you wifi..." When the adult tells the child how some unacceptable behavior is making the adult fed, the message generally turns out to be what Dr. Thompson Gordon, author of "P.E.T. (Parent Effectiveness Training)" calls an "I-message." The I-messages seem to be more effective in influencing a child to modify his/her behavior and at the same time not be destructive to the child's self-concept and pride. The Children learn by working with teachers and their peers I-message tells the child that he or she is responsible for his/ho- own behavior and gives the child the opportunity to handle a situation constructively because of the lessthreatening use of I-messages. A dramatic change in the manner in which we speak with children can result in substantial changes in behavior. If effective communication is used by parents and teachers, children will feel better about themselves as individuals and wifi begin to adopt these principles of communication with their parents, siblings and friends. 3:30 p.m. 5:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. 8:00 p.m. THURSDAY OCTOBER 11 PAB Rims: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Hat" Union Cinema 51.00 Pizza, Pasta and Celebrity Sauces Union Dining Room Homecoming King and Queen Coronation Union Dining Room University Time C apsule Ceremony Union Dining Room PAB/Homecoming Dance Featuring 6Cs music by "Cimmeron" Union Square $1 student $2 faculty, staff, alumni & g uests (Half p rice admission if you attend Coronation and Time Capsule) HOMICO 84 11:00 a.m. University of Wrsconsin-Parkside SATURDAY OCTOBER 13 Reunions: • Med Tech • Math Teachers Union 2:00 p.m. Reunion: • Engineering Union 2:00 p.m. Soccer Game: Rangers vs. Northland Soccer Field $1 students $2 general 5.-00 p.m. Reunions: • Ranger Newspaper • Parkside Student Government Assocation • Parkside Activities Board Union Dining Rom 8:00 p.m. Homecomining Semi-Formal Dance with Casino Main Place 53.00 students $5.00 faculty, staff, alumni and guests TICKET PACKAGE Attend the Homecoming events by purchasing the ticket package. Package includes the Thursday evening dance, Homecoming Variety Show, Soccer Game and the Semi-Formal Dance. Student tickets are $4.50. Faculty, staff, alumni and guest price is $8.50. Package tickets as well as individual tickets will be on sale at the Union Information Desk. • • FRIDAY OCTOBER 12 1:30 p.m. PAB Rims: "Shall We Dance" and "Top Haf Union Cinema $1.00 8:00 p.m. Homecoming Variety Show Featuring Comedian Tim Settfmi Union Cinema Advance: $1.50 students $3.00 general At Do or: $2.00 students $3.50 general 10:30 p.m. Union Square Open Alter Variet y Show 144 Thursday, Oct I'l, 1984 RANGER Health center for students by Wes McCarver . Parkside offers many health services to help students stay healthy or get healthy. " I think that health services on campus can have a significant impact on peoples' lives," said Marry Bassis, Health Services program coordinator. Some of the ongoing services are: Body Shoppe, Personal Counseling, Lifestyle Assessments, Family Planning, Birth Control and PMS Assessment. These services are available at the Health Service Cento-, Moln. 9-115. The Body Shoppe is basically a weight loss clinic, which includes a 10-week program and a support group. "Now there are people to talk with and get support from," said Bassis. The Body Shoppe meets every Wednesday from 2 to 3 p.m. Those who seek personal counseling can also meet with Bassis. In Edith Isenberg's absence, counseling is open to anyone, on any subject, but according to Bassis, people frequently come in to sort out what the issues are-issues such as "Where do I want to go?" "What do I want to do?" and "Is this what I want?" The topics dealth with in the Lifestyle Assessments program are cigarette smoking, alcohol and drug abuse, eating habits, exercise, fitness, stress control, and safety. According to a pamphlet available in the Health Cento entitled "Becoming Independently Healthy," wellness is "feeling good enough about yourself to regularly take stock of your life, to intervene and/or nourish whenever possible and to find or develop the necessary means of reinforement and motivation to continue your involvement toward becoming a better you." Bassis feels that the Health Services has adopted a this wellness model. The program is designed to help one quit smoking, abandon the to Sports Schedule Friday, Oct 12 Women's volleyball at the St. Ambrose (Iowa) tournament, continuing through Saturday. Saturday, Oct 13 Men's cross-country at the UW-Milwaukee Invitational, beginning at 11 a.m. Women's cross-country at the UWMilwaukee Invitational, beginning at 11 a.m. Women's tennis at UW-Green Bay, beginning at 11 a.m. Men's soccer vs. Northland at the Parkside field (Homecoming), beginning at 2 p.m. Monday, Oct 15 Men's soccer at the College of St. Francis (HI.), beginning at 4 p.m. Wednesday, Oct 17 Women's volleyball hosts the Parkside Triangular. Lewis vs. Parkside at 5:30 p.m.; UW-Milwaukee vs. Lewis at 6:30 p.m.; UW-M vs. Parkside at 7:30 p.m. IT'S ***** TIME ENJOY OLD STYLE ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE use of drugs and alcohol and help one improve his/her life. "I think that there are a lot of dimensions to our lives, and if we are well, as well as we can be, then the things that we want to do are going to work out just that much better," she said. Bassis hopes to have some self-care modules scheduled within the next two months on colds, and next semester cm bl ood pressure. Counseling is available concerning family plannint, birth control and PMS. The Health Cento has hired Family Planning of Racine to help council students on these topics. This does not mean they are handing out birth control devices. The counseling is available in the Health Services Cento between 2 and 6 p.m. on Tuesdays. First aid is still available at the Cento, but those involved in the Health Services organization want to offer more. "What we've really dime," summed up Bassis, "is to try to develop programs that will have some impact on students' lives in the long run." Soccer Victory by default by Dennis Harbach Last Saturday, Parkside's soccer team was scheduled to play Milwaukee School of Engineering for the district championship. As it turned out, MSOE never showed and Parkside won by default. After witnessing this turn of events. Coach Rick Kilps stated, "In ten years of college coaching, this has never happened to me." With that victory, Parkside will represent Wisconsin in the regional play-offs. But there was exciting soccer to watch last Saturday. The team divided itself and played some tough ball with the Green Slime winning 3-1. Scoring to the Slime were Chucky Rodriguez and Scott Gerhartz. Tyson added a goal as time ran out. Last week, Parkside pounded Carthage College 30. They dominated the contest from start to finish. Wayne Donovan provided two goals in the first period, which proved to be all the scoring the guys needed. Freshman Steve Donovan had two assists. According to Kilps, total domination by Parkside with good team effort made the game not much of a contest. Last Wednesday, Parkside was to see a different fete. Parkside was confronted by the ruthless Madison team. Parkside fought hard in the first half, and at its end the game was still scoreless. The Badgers jumped out quickly in the first half though, scoring within the first five minutes and again several minutes later. "We had nothing to be ashamed of," stated a content Kilps. "We played hard." Parkside's standings are 6-3. In Division Two of the NCAA, they are ranked fourteenth in the country and second in the midwest. Kilps reiterated, "They have worked hard and are much improved." Parkside plays at home this Saturday in the Homecoming game against Northland College. Men's cross country Team runs to third victory by Mike Froehlke The Parkside men's cross country team won its third meet of the season last Saturday by defending its title at the October 6 Loyola Invitational in Chicago, The team continued its very strong showing with a close victory over Marquette and Loyola. When two second place finishes in five total meets are added to three firsts, the sum is a fine start for the Rangers. The Rangers were led by Tim Renzelman's 25:00, Rich Miller's 25:26, Dan Stublaski's 25:43 and Andy Serrano's 25:48. Renzelman's quick finish was good enough for third place, while Miller, Stublaski and Serrano finished fifth, seventh and eighth respectively. Also putting out strong performances were Ted Miller in eleventh place, Mark Manning in 22nd and Dan Peterson, 32nd. Marquette finished a close second to the Rangers. Behind Marquette, Loyola and North Central came in third and fourth respectively. Parkside coach Lucian Rosa expected a somewhat easier meet. "I was very surprised that Marquette was there. They were not scheduled to be there. I was happy, and we did have a good meet, although it was much tougher than I expected," said Rosa. The eighth ranked Rangers will move to the Milwaukee Invitational on Oct. 13, where Parkside is also the defending champion. Classified Ads For Sale 1171 YAMAHA 650 Special. Excellent condttkn. $1600. 637-1860, aik for Steve. BEAUTIFUL, WARM hand-woven ECUADORAN PONCHOS for fan twck-toacfaool wear. Send for FREE color brochure. Ponchos, P.O. 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Icfa wille fanmer sei da! S.S.R HEATHER: How have you survived? It's been a month!! I'VE GOT the best looking date for the Homecoming Dance. He also doubles as a terrific soccer player. Not to mention what a great dad he is. MOM HEATHER: HAVE you found your massive oak limb yet? HEATHER: THANKS for all the help in art class. Next time you are in Oriental, tdl Julia to give you an extra fortune cookie on me. Brenda. Ranger good, but needs improvement Continued from Page 2 comment on some of the senseless drivel that sometimes tries to pass as serious journalism in the Ranger. First of all, the October 4 Ranger printed a pointless, meandering essay by Joan Mattox on individuality. Let's be honest, shall we? This is the stuff junior high school papers are made of. Joan presents an untenable defense of punk rockers. While kingdoms perish, the world teeters on the brink of destruction, people are starving and being tortured in Third World countries, Joan is concerned with a group of deviants who revere Sid Vicious, Rat Scabbies and the "Dead Kennedys." Joan needs some serious enlightenment about ho- priorities, not to mention ho* lack of good taste. Jim Neibaur's article on Tapen Sinha was inexcusable. Who cares about his opinions cm pu blic transportation? For God's sake, Jim, where did this man obtain his degrees, what is his area of specialization? You've done this person a great disservice. By reading this article the reader comes away with the impression that he's just another lazy foreigner who can't drive. In writing this letter, I realize that my cynical side has come to the forefront of my psyche. Howeve*, if my massive investment in education has taught me anything, it has taught me the difference between intelligent commentary and mindless patterings. I sincerely hope you will take this letter not as a personal insult, but as an article of constructive criticism. Writers and editors have the responsibility to not only report facts and opinions, but to do so intelligently and responsibily. Sincerely, Gary Eckstein, M.A. P.S. The Ranger has improved immeasurably in three years. Keep striving to perfection. RANGER Energy feeds on itself by Mary-Fhmces Lojesti It hits most of us between 1 and 3 p.m.: the mid-afternoon blahs. It's that time of day when your attention wanders, you dread going to class and you can't seem to stop yawning. According to "Self" magazine, most of us hit a low point five to eight hours after waking. This is part of the normal sleep/wake cycle. After about half an hour your body once again begins its upward swing. What do you do in the meantime? The answer to this question is not the same for everyone. You can force your eyes open and muddle through, take a break from your normal routine (but please don't cut class) or you can always give in to the urge and take a nap. The people who seem to have the most energy aren't sure where it comes from, but most of us know that the more energy we have the more we want to do. "Energy feeds on itself," says Tenley Albright, M.O., the former Olympic champion who is now a surgeon at New England Baptist Hospital in Boston. "Once you're active, you don't want to stop." According to Dr. Albright, people who exercise regularly tend to need less sleep and they often avoid midafternoon energy rundown. It's generally tiie inactive individuals who complain the most about lack of energy. Exercise gets you breathing deeply, and it relieves some of the cramping in muscles that tend to become tight during the day. When you exercise regularly, you develop stamina to get you through the day. Small changes in your exercise routine - roughly thirty minutes three times per week - help increase your energy level. Since our bodies cannot store our primary food source of muscle energy, carbohydrates, in significant amounts, taking some form of these foods at regular intervals during the day will help increase your energy. Fresh fruit or juice raises blood Caffeine gives people a kick but kills bug — d ead Caffeine, the drug that gives coffee its kick, also kills insect larvae and could be useful as a pesticide, a Washington researcher said last week. United Press International reported that James Nathanson, a Harvard Medical School neurologist, said caffeien, which is found in many plants, probably acts as a natural insect repellent. Concentrations of caffeine found naturally in undried tea leaves or coffee beans were enough to kill tobacco worm larvae, Nathanson found. While flour beetle adults survived a dose of the caffeine-related compound, long term exposure kept them from reproducing. sugar and this also will relieve the one o'clock slump. Drinking a lot of water may also get you going. Avoid, however, foods and drinks with caffeine. These temporarily increase your metabolism and speed your heart rate. The cycle of highs and lows' can leave you drained. For some of us, low energy is sometimes a form of avoiding things we unconsiously don't want to do, like study. Remember, there is no one cure for lack of energy. Try some erf the things mentioned or come up with some of your own. If nothing works, console yourself with the thought that the semester cant go on forever! (Or can it?) Intramural match results The Blitzed remain undefeated in intramural flag football as they handed Hall's Raiders their first loss of the season in a close game, 8-6. Top scorer this week was Sean Patterson, with four touchdowns for Yde's Monsters. Other scores this week were: Hall's Raiders 19, Mass Wasters 0; GNADS 27, Racine Raiders 6; Yde's Monsters 31, Ass Bandits 6. Standings are as follows: Blitzed 3-0; Hall's Raiders 2-1; Yde's Monsters 2-1; GNADS 2-1; Mass Wasters 2-1; Chunga's Revenge 1-2; Racine Raiders 1-2; Schultz 1-2; Bohamas 0-3 and Ass Bandits 0-3. Rangers lose two-year hold on Invitational by KimberUe Kranich Unlike the past two years, the Parkside women's volleyball team did not end up champions in the annual Ranger Invitational. The two day tournament was held Oct. 5 and 6 at Parkside. The other teams competing were Elmhurst College, Northeastern Illinois, Illinois Benedictine and Ferris State. On Friday, Parkside played two matches. They lost their first match to Illinois Benedictine in three games, by scores of 15-17, 15* and 11-15. They beat their second opponent, Northeastern Illinois, in three games, by scores of 17-15, 4-15 and 18-15. In the match against Northeastern, Parkside had a total of three serving aces, as Kim Tesher, Lorie Herman and Amy Henderson contributed one ace apiece. Parkside's defense was led by Janet Koenig, who had a total of 13 digs and 9 blocks. Close behind Koenig in digs were Kim VanDeraa with 8 and Sherie Lechner with 7. Saturday's first matches begin at 9 a.m. and the championship game was played at 3 p.m. Parkside's first match was against Ferris State who defeated than in two games by scores of 9-15 and 10-15. In their last match before the semi-finals, Parkside was defeated by Elmhurst College in two games, 7-15 and 10- 15. Earlier in the year Parkside beat Elmhurst, but such was not the case Saturday. For their semi-final game, Parkside again played the tough team from Michigan, Ferris State. Parkside was defeated in two games by scores of 6-15 and 6-15, and thus eliminated from the championship match. Although such scores might lead one to believe Parkside was easily handled by Ferris State, the match was actually quite close for a while. Many times throughout the match Parkside held Ferris State at scores of 2* and 3-4 with sane good defaisive play. Parkside played Ferris State earlier in the year in Michigan and in comparing Saturday's performance with the earlier performance, Parkside Coach Terry Paulson said, "I know the scores were different, but I think we hustled as much hoe in the semi-final match as we did in Michigan." Paulson attributes his team's loss against Ferris State to Parkside's lack of offense, and specifically to their inability to put the ball away. Paulson added, "It's just not us. Ferris is starting to move now. They played very, very good. We have problems with our short hitters putting the ball away." Herman said she could fed the pressures of playing at home. "When we woe at Ferris and we played than, we had nothing to lose. But when we're at home in front of our home crowd, there's an added pressure to win." Lechner added, "We played Ferris a lot tougher in Michigan. We were more fired up. We weren't fired up today." In the semi-final game against Parkside, Ferris was able to put the ball through most of Parkside's blocking attempts. Paulson attributes this to Parkside's lack of height. "We had a line in thoe of 5'7", 5'5" and 5'5", and they had a line in there of 5'10", 5*10" and 5'11"." With one month left of the season, Paulson said, "We are just trying to get better. We're trying to do the little things well. We'll have to keep working on our offense." Trivia quiz Ready for another trivia question, folks? Which European city was the only one to host the Winter Olympics twice, in 1964 and 1976? Last week's question: What Olympic pole-vaulter appeared in the television series "Soap" as Dennis, the gay quarterback? The answer is Bob Seagren. " * * ' Baseball Fall season completed by Steve Kratochvil The Parkside baseball team concluded its foil season with an explosion at UW-Milwaukee last Friday night. Die Rangers swept a doubleheader, posting their 12th and 13th victories of the season against three The twin bill saw only three Milwaukee hits in both games combined. Parkside took the opener 7-1. Tom Sorensen buried a one-hitter in that game. In the night cap, freshman Darryi Hastings and junior Chris Rosell combined to shut out the Patnbers on just two hits, as Parkside completed the sweep 11-0. "We hit the stuffing out of the ball,' said coach Kai "Red" Oberbruner. Milwauk* ee used seven pitchers in game two in an effort to thwart the Ranger onslaught. The team hosted the alumni in a game on Saturday. The elder Rangers defeated the current squad 9-7. "The alumni game is a yearly thing for us. The sole purpose is to have a lot of fun, which everybody did!" commented Oberbruner. Oberbruner noted that juniaj outfielder Mike Stolnack, senior outfielder Duane McLean and junior pitcher Ton Sorensen are all being look at by pro scouts. Intramurals In the afternoon MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN MONDAY, OCT. 15 GREEN BAY AT DENVER y * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION 16 Thursday, Oct. 11,1984 RANGER ? ' — True blue Brewer fan boos phony Cub fans by Steve Kratochvil Hey? Hey! Cubs choke! Cubs choke! Cub fans, this dud's for you! Everybody except the frequently narrow-minded Cub fan knew it was going t o happen, it was just a matter of time. TTiis year the Cubs waited until October to fold up shop, which is a month or two longer than it usually takes. It was almost worth struggling through the Brewers season to see the Cubs humiliate their fans on national television. Okay, the Brewers had a bad year. Thirty-seven games out of first place is nothing to be proud of; however, I am not ashamed to be a Brewer fan. I stick with my team regardless of how they perform. I am not going to jump on the Cubby bandwagon like so many fair-weather fans are doing. Cub fans are a curious breed. There were very few of t hem; they were almost extinct...until this year. Remember 1969, so-called Cub fans? Let me refresh your memory. 1969 was the year the ^Cubs blew a 9-game lead to the New York Mets. I know that is past history, but this article deals primarily with the many "false" Cub fans, and to a lesser extent, the Cubs themselves. In 1969, the day after the Cub lead vanished to the Mets, there were only 2500 people in the stands at Wrigley Field. (I've seen more people at a Parkside basketball game.) The Cubs were only one game out, but where were those loyal fans? The fans quit on than. A comparatively smaller town, Milwaukee, drew 1.6 million fans this year for a last-place team that televises only thirty of its games. Many tim es the Cubs had to struggle to attract one million people to the gate. Let's face it: the advent of cable TV has increased Cub popularity. Combine that with a rare winning season, and everybody is a Cub fan. Remember that fat, bald-headed man who announced for the Cubs? No, it wasn't Humpty Dumpty. It was Jack Brickhouse. Brickhouse broadcast for the Cubs for some thirty years, and this alone made him great. I remember one time Jack called a play like this: "Back, back, back, oh the wind held the ball up and it's caught by t he Met third baseman!" C'mon, Jack, the wind can't stop a ball that much! Anyway, he is in the hall of fame. Why? You tell me. He exemplifies a Cub fan. He thinks with his heart, not with his mind. Then there is Wrigley Field, home of the Cubs. Have you ever had nature call on you there? If you have, you have experienced the thrill of relieving yourself in a horse trough! The scoreboard is rusty and outdated. They have vines on the outfield wall instead of padding. And something is missing (m th e upper deck -Mlights. When is the Cubs organization going to come out of the dark ages and see the light? I know...tradition. Well, if you believe in the Cub tradition, why woe you a fan this year? It is a tradition for Cubs to lose! If you are a traditionalist at heart, give me your modern car and I will give you a horse and buggy. It is also a tradition to pay an outrageous amount of money to park your car. One can have the privilege of paying as much as $15 to park, if he is lucky enough to find a parking lot near the ball park. If the Cub organization really cared about their fans, they would destroy that archaic dump and move to a place where there is ample parking and easy accessibility. I really cannot blame the Cub organization for not giving th eir fans a better facility, because they don't deserve it. It's a two-way street. Women's cross country Team grabs third place in meet by Eric Hilmoe The Parkside women's cross country team took i ts show on the road last Saturday and came away with a third place. Michelle Marter led Parkside, finishing second with a personal best time of 18:33. The only runner to beat Marter was NAIA All-Am eri can Linda Marqua rdt. Marquardt broke away early and coasted to victory in a time of 17.33. The meet was won by Milwaukee, who had a final score of 44. They were followed by the host team, Loyola, who finished with a score of 47. The Ranger women captured third with a score of 67. Wheaton and North Park rounded out the top five with scores of 100 and 150 respectively. Coach Mike DeWitt said of the third place finish, which improved Parkside's record to 21-21, "I t was probably the second best performance of the season." DeWitt also mentioned that five out of eight runners turned in personal best times of the season. Other Parkside finishers included Jill Fobair, 12, Sarah Hiett, 13, J ulie McReynolds, 19; Julie Wunrow, 21; Colleen Wiesmer, 23; Carol Romano, 40; and Cathy Polacheck, 41. Golf Team takes second in Oshkosh by Robb Loehr On Oct. 2 the Ranger golfers traveled to Oshkosh for the UW- ^ Oshkosh I nvitational. At the end of the 18-faole event, Oshkosh finished at the top of the standings, while Parkside posted a 393 total, just five shots behind the host school. Rick Elsen was Parkside's first individual medalist. His round of (34-38}-72 included three birdies. Coach Steve Stephens said this was a tight tournament all the way, and with a few breaks, his team could have finished first. Other scores for Parkside were: Mike Ritacca with (39-38>-77, Scott Schellpfeffer with (39-39)-78, Kyle Comgall with (43-37>-80 and Ken Maegaard with (45-41)-86. The Rangers' nod challenge is the NAIA District 14 tournament to be held at the Stevens Point Country Club on Oct. 7-9. There are nine schools participating, including all but two of the W.S.U.C. (Wisconsin State University Conference) schools. The favorites, according to Stephens, are UW-Eau Claire, UWStevens Point, UW-La Crosse and Parkside. The Cub organization could care less about its fans, and the fans could care less about the Cubs - Mexcept when they are winning. Lee Smith, who has pitched well for the Cubs all season, came in relief in a game against Pittsburgh on Sept. 20. Smitty did not do so well, and finally manager Jim Frey had to take him out of the ball game. Smith was booed unmercifully by the Cub fans, (hie kid about nine years old yelled, "We don't want you anymore! You stink!" Larry Bowa, Leon Durham, Keith Moreland and Scott Sanderson have all felt the wrath of the Cub fan. Do you think the Cubs would have been winners without all these players? I doubt it. They deserve a better audience to play for. Cub fans also support the Boston Celtics, the Edmonton Oilers, the Miami Dolphins and any other team that appears unbeatable. Ask the majority of Cub fans something about 1983 and you will get an "I don't know" or "I forgot" for an answer. Lea Elia, former manager, once said, "Cub fans are brainless, unemployed bums who know nothing about baseball!" This is undoubtedly an overstatement. Ex-Brewer skipper Rene Lachman said "Brewer fans show a lot of class." I can't argue with that. Lachman was given a standing ovation at the end of the year for his efforts. He did his best, and that is all you can ask of any human bong in any situation. Brewer fans know this. I was at County Stadium in September of 1984, rooting for the Brewers, just like I was in October of 1982. Th ose of you who cheered the Cubs in October of 1984, woe you cheering for the Cubs in September of any other year? If your answer is yes, congratulations! For what it's worth, the Chicago Cubs are the NL Eastern division champs, and you alone deserved to sip champagne on September 24. It's too bad you had so many free loaders on your championship ride. At one time we had some, too, but they are yours now. The Cubs may have a better team than the Brewers do, but the Brewers have better fans than the Cubs. We Brewer fans appreciate our team and we will t ake the ribbing over the winter. If, however, the Cubs should falter in 1985 and the Brewers rise to the stop -Mstay away from County Stadium, Cub fans. We d on't want or need your kind. Wrestling begins Practice for wrestling begins Monday, Oct. 15 at 4 p.m. with two grueling hours of constant drill. Coach Jim Koch, in his 15th year as head coach for the Parkside wrestling team, said "I'm very optimistic this year for the squad. It's a small team, but there are no weak links. Also, i t is one of the hardest working groups of guys I've had in a long time." The wrestlers must be prepared for physical and mental battle. "You can't have a weakness, or you will get manhandled mentally and physically. Wrestling is the most physical collegiate sport," Koch said. The Rangers will start their season at the UW-Stevens Point Open on Nov. 9 and 10. The first home meet is Dec. 8. Voter registration great Continued from Page 2 and political parties are always looking to put their effort in registration in areas where they are assured a positive vote for the candidate they are supporting. "Praise the Lord." I applaud the •4 members of the faculty and staff on campus who are planning to hold a voter registration drive. As the present PSGA Chairman of the Legislative Affairs Committee I can envision the expansion of their work into the school registration process, and in that way enabling the continuous registration of newly eligible voters at the start of each new semester. Since the beginning of this letter I've changed my opinion about political parties registering students on campus. Now my feeling is that they should stay away because as the old saying goes, "As the sapling is bent, so grows the tree." Parkside is in the business of growing straight and sturdy trees that can weather any storm. Again I salute those faculty and staff members involved in the upcoming voter registration. Franklin Kttczenski Puzzler answer <—WELCOME—) ATHLETE OF THE WEEK ••••••••••••••• Michelle Marter Cross Country Runner Michelle, a freshman from Beaver Dam, was 2nd at the recent Hillsdale, Mich. Invitational. She was 1st at the Indiana Manchester Invitational, setting a new course record of 18.45. Other recent Finishes include a 2nd at the Loyola Lakefront Invitational and 44th at the Midwest Collegiate competition at Parkside. 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Homecoming candidates PageS .Thursday, Oct. 4, 1984 Morey Amsterdam Page 1 . , Intramurals disputed PagelZ Vol. 13, No. I) Zaccaro campaigns for Mom Zaccaro maintained that in na- tional elections Democrats are tra- ditionally slow starters and that lbe gap in the polls is lessmng. uRon. aid Reagan is no mainstream He-. publican," he said. If He is a mem- ber of lbe radical right "The problem wilb Ronald Rea- gaD is very simple: be does not know what be is doing." Zaccaro continued, "I don't know what else be doesn't know, but I don't want to wake up one night and find out." Zaccaro said that if e1eeted Moo- dale and Ferraro would attempt to negotiate a nuclear freeze during lbe first six weeks in office. "Wai- ter Mondale told a group of vet- erans a couple of weeks ago that every day we are without a nuclear lies that earn $25.~,OOO would freeze is a day that we move c:looer bave an increase of '100. and tbooe 10 Armageddon," be said. "If Ron- that earn above f60.000 would bave aid Reagan is eleeted. we can for- a higher increase. "There would let the freeze until at least 1990." also be a slJl'Cbarle on corpora- Zaccaro outlined lbe Mondale tions. and more of the loopholes plan for increasing lues. Those would be closed." be said. "1bis is families that earn UDder $25,~ necessary because lbe government would not be affeeted. Those fanis t Continued on Page 3 Downtown Racine t~ reborn by Karl Dlxoa The administration of Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro will utilize all diplomatic alterna- tives in foreign policy operations and . adhere to lbe separation of church and state provided for in lbe Constitution, said Jobo Zaccaro Jr., son of vice-presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro, when be spote here to an overfiow crowd on Fri- day (Sept 28) during an Intro to World Politics class. Zaccaro, 20. graduated from Ch0- ate, and is a junior majoring in IJi5. tory at Middlebury CoDege, Ver- IDODt.He bas taken lbe semester off from his studies to belp wilb his mother's eampaip. "I lint got in- volved in politics at lbe age of 14 to get my mother out of the bouse," be joked as be began his speech. "Now we are involved in an JUs.. toric campaiga that is seeing the IiIst woman and lbe first Italian American running for lbe yjce.pres- idency." by Bob KIes1Iall Commaalty News EdItor Downtown Racine, whicb bas been in steady decline for lbe last decade, is bouncing back. The area's problems. a' refieclinn of Racine's general economic beal· lb, are not unique to the city, which like many midwestern cities, lost bolb jobs and manufacturers during lbe last decade. EconOmic planners in bolb lbe pubUc and private sectors. how· ever, arecouating on the d0wn- town area to become self-llUfficient, and they are p1analng to do it wilb ~ iJld.ustry that is mostly unknown In midwestern manufacturinl towns - tourism. RecogniJIag that the city's ec0n- omy must be diversified. planners are <onating on Late Micbillan. naW now almost untapped as an ~ .........,.. to provide lbe 1IDpelus to turn Racine into kind of a midwestem Marina del Hey. . To this end, lbe Racine common <ouncu bas spent about fl mDlioa to PUIdIase lbIrteen acres of land a10aB the latefront, which wiD be <oavertedinto ----ts and con- domiaiums. -- Also. the Racine Conaty Boord is l!Ipecled to IpIO¥e Iuada within the Delt Ie¥era1 IIIOIltba to dredge the harbor and baiJd up the bieatwal- ..,~u.-.,Tbe ho ....... which 1& DOW ~ -n ,,, Jobo Zaeearo. Jr. relatively unjlrotected, is consider- lbough be declined to pve any de- ed one of the area's W4!Ilk points. tails. "We're looking at a total reo- Gibson said, however, it would rientation of Racine's beart," said take some lime before developers Tom Wright, direcinr of Racine's begin to take a largHcaie interest Department of City Developenient. in lbe latefront. "I don·tlbint that "We're going to recreate a totally you're going to see a developer 10 new neiBbborbood in a totally new in lbere and spend much money on environment." residences until he sees the harbor Amollll lbe plans to create what developing as a recreational boating Wright calls "an ambiance" are a harbor and marina." Wright said it causeway and part aIollll the soulb is critical that the downtown area breakwater. a mall composed of develop a residential population. several buildinls alonl Late ralber than just a wottiDc popula- Avenue and a convention center at tioa. because in addition to creating the site of what is now Berman- a sense of community there, down- Shaver Chevrolet. town residents would spend more While most of.the plans are sliD money lbere, attracting aew busi- in the future. there bas been about ness. '10 million in private investment in There· are also plans. said Gil>- downtown in the last year. mostly son, to renovate Mala Street to in the renovation of old buildinp mate it more <omIortable for p0- lite the D's Club and the Nelson destrians. The plan calls for redo.,. Hotel, said Robert Gibson, presi- ing traffie lanes to one in each di- dent of lbe Downtown Racine De- reclion. adding a median strip and velopment corporation. widening lbe sldewalks. "There are a number of build- Wright cautioned that it may be inllS downtown that are being 1001<- a decade or more before the down- ed at now, (and) there are a lot of town area begins to approach plan- smaller retall buildiap that are ners' current vision. He said _ being sold and rehabilitated. If you involved in renovalinll downtown go up and down Mala and Sixlb are progressiall, but tbey are Streets. vou'll see conlinuinll wort JlNCIessinll deliberately. done," Gibson said. "For ISO years we used the !a- He alao said at leut one deveI- . tefroot lite a domp," said Wright oper 1& Iaterelted in buI1diall resI- "If it takes IA!n or fIfteeD years to do It, 10 be It" deaeel, ~OIIJ ~:~t, al~... Ualted ConacD President Scott Dacey and BrIan Schimmlllll. LegIsla- live AIfatrs DIrector. came to P_e Moaday boping to regain campas support. UC tries for membership by JID W1dlIIey NleIoea <MOthers Against Drunk Drivers) is Last spring on the PSGA (Partsi- be1ping the push by writing letters de Student Government Assoca- to lbeir Congressmen and pnbU· tion) elections baI10t there was a cally speakinll in Iavor of the raised referendum asking students wbetb- drinking age. The only ones who er or not Pubide sbould resume care about a lower drinking age are its membership in Ualted Council bar owners and students. "So if we (UCl, lbe WISCOnsin campuses' 1ob- reaDy want to fight Ibis, we need bying force. The referendum failed the numbers. which means we need pulling Pubide out of UC. • Pubide badt in UC," said Schi- On Monday, Oct. 1 UC's Presi- mrning. dent Scott Dacey and LegIslative Several questions were raised by Affairs Dlrector BrIan Schi"""illll lbe audience, including lbe propor- spote to a small group of students tion of votes per achool, and the 10- about Ibis issue and about UC. catinn of all the meetings at Madi- The talk began wilb Dacey ez- son. Dacey explained that not all paining UC's two major roles, that lbe monthly meetings were held in of a lobbying force and a networl<- Madison, that every University bad ing force, and his role on lbe Board its turn to host a UC meeting and of Regents. "Right now I'm the lbe yeaar!y one held in Madison only student voice on lbe Board. was not boated by Madison but by The only way lbey (lbe Boord) UC itself. It was also explained that know lbe mind of the student is every achool is allocated one vote through me." per thousand students. so there was He also went on to explain the no· way Madison could create a different offices on UC. "There's a block wilb just its votes. President, Vice-President, LegIsla- There was also a question raised live Affairs Director. Academic AI- as to who asaIgns the schools' dif- fairs Dlrector, Executive Director forent delaptes and the rule of one (in charge of the business aspect of women/one minority de1apte per UC). Minority Affairs Director and scboo1. Dacey stated that it is up to Women's AIfatrs Director.'· lbe individual school who lbey Schi"""illll spote about lbe dif- want their UC de1aptes to be and ferent pieces of legislation that are added that the oae woman/one currently being worked on in UC. minority rule is not considered ger- The tuition increases are a major mane and I feel that it was Wl'ODll concern of UC and all achoois in to adopt it according to ParlImenta- lbe Wisconsin University system. ry Procedure. Schimminll explained that lbe 28% . Dacey also clarified the point on increses were doe to an increase in Scott Bentley's (past UC president faeulty salaries, cost of living and who was impeached from office for ioDation. But, Schimming pointed misuse of UC Iuada) lIDl!IIIpIoyment out, "If we as students don't do com:-satlon, staling that be is no sometbiDc about it. it could go to longer receiving any. 33%." Dacey and ScNmmillll both feel Another piece of legislation is the that this visit bas be1ped clarify push to raise the drlakiac age to Zl. quetioas the students may have ScblmmJag stated that MADD bad. .' . I ,. ~.. " ~ • YOU CAN\ r CALL ME WALTER MOl'-lDALE . ( OR YOU CAN CALL ME FRITZ MONDALE. Letters tothe Editor Intramurals need revision ... ph, ftiI,.. \be ..... - aeIy IeId to - play - .- - iDjariea. We~ \be wIodom 0I.1JDda Dn/I (bib_II cIIred«) in Imp- Ie " .. ~ rule c!IIaC'S. It is _ opIaioD lbat lilt bas 110 ilIeI _ to moU • lDG_1I sport botb lair _ faD. At otbo< ........ 110 __ two -.ItJ pIoyeI 01. IlIJ sport Oft eIIclIJIe lD play 0Il1llJ _ IDlr-.J -. Far \be Iosl two ,.,., nac IocKboIl d,","plc"" Iblp--_ ....,-' .. Ie m ...... l1 01. -.ItJ wnsIIen· WiD !bey aDow \be -.ItJ !lIIRt. bill pa.,... to _ ID ~ ...,.,.n .-. ibis ,.., It is IiIDe lD moU -.rI1 oporIa far \be a-nJ _ bodJ ODd not far __ ~_beol _ III • Iodlor roam. 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IDd .,. .e I • ",tte of tnat 1Ili1llJ' Are we to __ thot !lI&b _..-_t-.'_ _ 00 ...... boft tqs 01. bios Ibol _ bide I _ wttII ..,.) poteDUol' Wluil boppelOl lD \be lInt__ tIOD...... st.-m_ -. tile 0. J required lor _ in coI1oI<. b8t Mil \be ____ lDpiay ..Qtdl ap" Are: WI! to ..... tW we are _ ill I!lInlpe .. ~ _ \be t:nllilIc .,- lbol ........ IDdl- ... \be ....tIoC _ .. lD \be __ .... wut 100ft III Ameica' W1lal bIj: I I lD \be ~oI=n' '........, Aft __ lD__ .. .- 1ft .. ...,. _ PorbIde _atIordtoblnl...,._lD Individuality or \be .......... __ .. to subjed _ lD I ~ c:aate 1JII8D? W1lal wID • ~ IJII8D eel Pc blcle WID \his cIolrJode \be lIIli- -.I\J • I _? WID \his IIdb>- .... \be _ of lo<uIIy ODd 001- ~tIOD? WID IhiI _ equl1itJ 01 out· ....... .. tbal ew:rJ s\udoIII - <liters _ .- bIo/ber InIloat ~ 1eDUI1! Is edw"tIOD III "Ill or ...... ' eudea ... ? Do you ba'ft to ",-lD.....-!? An DOt_ pIaDIed __ in \be miDd 01 \be IIlIIlklDc __ .. st.-m? IIIoJbe IDst.-l 01 baYiDC I '- tier system of stodents. there sboaId be I ~ SJII"" 01 foe. u1lJ. '!be hI&b<st IeftI would be _ iDdi"rIdoI1s __ ODd _ ....... teodWc obiIity eaabIe _ lD moke \be ..odd 01. a<a- demIo come oIift I.. 111 atudmts ropnIIoss ollbeir ~ '!be JOCOIllI Ii« would be mode lIP 01 - - ~ ...,., aeIy ___ CIIl_ ODd -me in • It!IIiDc. __ 001, _ mole SJSIml. W1lal haft \be Jtraalos 01. \be 5011, lila ODd 'lOs beO!Il about if DOt lD opeD \be doon of oppotlUDiIJ to e9l!IJOIle - _? Will !be ~ IJII8D opeD .. dooe !be ny _? GIla G. S" .. "rol'__ by .... _ Antoaio .......... per and one part CoDformilJ. thol's aU people sto1ed, "He is confident \bat punts, ....... lD..... 1 ilfelD be lately; oo\h. lite oth.. generations, will outgrow inC but a atraI&bl.Jaced Ie' 01 coo- the current foci ond become Ie- 1ormlIJ. CoofonDiIJ lD \be _t spectable mlddle-dass ci\lzells IS lbol outtasts ODd persooo1 diff .. • adults. '!bey will grow up after they -. ..- !bey be menw or bove resolved their identity crisis." inlernal, will become oblOlele. I don'tlaloW about anyone else, CoolormilJ 10 Ihe .. Ienl thai bul I've always given my respect to da' .... mast 61 \he socIa1 norm on"",e who Is I caring or under· of om sodety 10 order lDbe socIal11 staodIog perIOn. What they wore or Iccepled. These ridiculous sel how they looted was lDtally beside oorms ore beIioDiog lD moke lIfeWoUhe polot That's au utema1. on uItimIlle bore. -.aul You respect a perIOn for wbal he Ji1nt issue put rodE.... The ",lsloside and DOtwbal he is outside. Suodoy, sept. 3 KbIClIha News bad And as for their growing up, I think on orticle IJI\ lite punkers 10 K... they are more grown up 1hao most DOSba. Staled was \be fact \bat \he people. AI least they have the mojorilJ Oft ....... violent and ore strength and the will power to DOt IISb'S of drup. So why, one stand up for wbat they ·believe in. may 1st. is \be rest of sodety so Second issu... V_ W1JJIamI.I deod set opiost Ibeir loot, ways don't have lD explain who she is ODd beliefs? I'll tell "'" wby. It's DOW beeouse she has _ed to be- because they hove \his egoemtric come a household word. This is an- ideo Ibol ....,.,.., shou1d be lite other aample of hciw society es- tbao. Ever,ooe sboaId live lite lite peets eveoyooelD coofono to its set ..... American, which is lD iii 10 guidelines. Ohviously, Vanessa's ~I of.1Ite T.V. With your three- apology and her deouocialloo is not paec:e suits on and watdl n!I'UIIS of enough. Dragging her name ~ ~ fami1y show, "M, ~~ !he ~ud for the rest of her But ..... : must .. . life IS Amen .. 's way of """"'ing wu, we as individuals her a lesson lbout trying to break = '";':""'lswJ-.es- lD 6~ \be socIa1 out of !he DOlID of society. I;m DOt __ ~opiast our per. Il}Iog lD say whether it's right or \be importoDc:e of socIa1 beliefs? Has ~, I'm just saying \bat 1here is 10 om sodety surpassed """"'I'taoce lust so much a perIOD should have taoee 01. oeIf-rlgM... \he Impar. !" do lD lIDend his or her wrongdo- _ belief as . "":'""" and per. mg. After \bat, society shou1d show 10 \be K-.ha on iodividuol? Also lIOIDe kind of humane act, instead _ IIlO\ber ~ ~ bad ~~ of profiting off \he issue It her es· a ..... peI!Ie for \be rest of her life. I wish I bad oW .... , uocIers1aod whal hIIIr_ peoiog in \be lole aIIifa 11III_ _<IIties. TbeIe -. ..... ~l lion. People apoR oat far * they believed 10. CaofanIIilr. there for socIa1 order ...-. people dido't bide bebiDd Hl _t \bat they do _. Our society is faIliDc IIlIo 1iIe~ tern of "followiDg 1lII1," lIIIIl attitude of "U he IIlIJS it'.. t. II it must be ok, regardIesl of til think." NOW this would be III, wbat "he says"ls o1waJs_. it's nol. Whot "'" 1blDk ...... and this is what we as iDdhIlI . are failiog to reoIIre. We lie IiII our true thoughts OIl impcIIII' sues unless they ore 1IIliflIrm. the rest of society's. If 1IIJe' tudes doo'llObside ......... ty is going lD tum into a will DOlH!IDOliooed, lIllII-tbiDtIIC. hUDllUlistie robots. Cummings injured Connie <:uouoiDllI, fGnDlII couoselor 10 eommllllilJ!IIl Services and ~ iaW Ing Peer Support .t J'ldidr,1 in a serious o<cideIII !IaDdII' Ding in KeDCJsha. ~ i ports CwoJDIogs Is in critiIi' dilio~ in Keooobo MtlJMIIiaI ill Write a letter to the Editor taL ... .-' . .. ..rwa.: • 1Udl~ 'OA ConI Lo • t QIloft~_ I. :""C!Wo. .... 11I•• t _. n Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 5, October 4, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-10-04 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System choate corporations democrats foreign policy geraldine ferraro italian-american john zaccaro jr. middlebury college nuclear freeze radical right ronald reagan tax increase walter mondale https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/9c11298f3e9a6df549177bd2b4f82421.pdf ad3bba2fbe32d2bb4ca17d96d588375b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. State debates lottery Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 'Green Bay defeated Page 16 Chorale needs singers Page 7 Ferraro's son' to speak on Campus Page 13 . Photo hy McEvoy Many Wisconsm residents travel to IlliDois to purchase lottery tickets which they hope will be the big wiDDer, BriDgiDg a lot· tery to WiscoDsiD is currently under debate. Peer Support's home office over there duriDg the day, I think they'll become greatli visible and I think students will re4IIY start to use the services they oftr more often." r ~ Assistant ChaDcellor GalW Goelz gave his fiDal approval lior the group to occupy the office duriDg the day on Friday. Peer Support sees the move as a very positive one. Laverne Christi- anson, Peer Support's President, esplained that the office wouldn't take them far away from the Com- munity Student Service Offices, and yet it would bring them closer to the students, and much more visi- ble to the rest of the campus. Chris- tianson also said that without the help of Peer Support's advisor and the generous approval from Gary Goetz, the group might still be looking. The newest organization on cam- pus, which had been searching for SOIDelime for a "bome " bas found a temporary 'place to' stay. Peer Support, a group designed to help non-traditional students and re- entry students make a smooth transition back into classes had heeo removed from their office in August. Now they have been given permission to use office space in lbe WLLC coffeesbop area until belter arrangements can be made. The office is currently being used at night to house the custodial supervisor in a central area. The of- fice's only being used at night seemed to be "rather wasted space," according to Jennie Tun- kieicz, the Ranger Editor. "People know where we are (Ranger), and that's only because everyone sits down out there for something or other. H Peer Support can use that Homecoming time nears by W.. McCarver Just when you tho~ght things were winding down, Homecoming is staring you right in the face. Homecoming will be held OCt. 11, 12 and 13 and will be so action- packed that when asked why the event took all of three days Mike Dry, chairman of the H~ming committee replied, "There was some debate about lenghtening it." Aside from having a great ·time, there will also be some educational benefits. Homecoming isn't just an- other party, it's a wortb-wbiIe espe- nonce. Walking down the balls, you may ~ve noticed many posters indIcat- UIll the beginning of this auspicious occasion as OCt. 11, but there are many things that will take place be- fore the event. Balloting for the King and Queen begins OCt. 3, and for those who are interested, dance lessons will be held OCt. 1. .. The first actual Homecoming event is the Coronation Ceremony on Thursday, OCt. 11 at 5 p.m. in the Union Dining Room. An assort- ment of food featuring "celebrity sauces" will be served duriDg the ceremony. After the Coronation, the TIme CapsuIe event will take place. 'lbe committee is askinll clubs and or- Contbiued on Page 6 people to gamble in illegal, casino- type games. "For me it's a fun thing," she said. Assemblyman Ron Sell (D-CaJe. donia) said, however, that the lot- tery "fosters the idea that you can get something for nothing." Sell said that when be was a pas- tor he dealt with people who were compulsive gamblers, and that hav- ing a state-run lottery would be like approving what be caIIed "a mind- set about gambling." "I think the biggest culprit is the lottery," he also stated. He also said the lottery is a regressive tax, and that it will not make a significant impact on the state budget. While be said the social impact of a lottery would be mostly nega- tive, he said be had constituents on both sides of the issue. "I really sense people lru\y on both sides of the lottery," be said. "It's definitely a mixed bag." Thursday. SeV}iii•• 2.7._19.8.4 ...;U;,;m;,;·v,;ers;i~ty;.;o;f.;W;;.:is;c;on::.:s:in:;:.P~ar~ksi=·d:.e ...:V~o;:,;1.~1~3::.,~N:o;..:,.4 State debates lottery and hingo for cbarilable organiza- tions,"said LaFollette. Hit's like being 'a little bit pregnant' to say we shouldn't have a lottery." Michael Youngman, an aide to Assembly speaker Tom Loftus, said that while Loftus personally op- poses a lottery, be will not use his power as speaker to hlock its passa- ge. Loftus told interviewers last week the assembly would pass the measure "over my dead body." While the lottery is still being de- hated in Madison, the number of Wisconsinites who travel to D1inois is increasing. Dorothy Ruffalo, of Kenosha, said there bas been an increase in the number of players she bas seen. "All my friends play it," she said. When asked if Wisconsin should have its own lottery, she re- plied: "Absolutely," But she said the lottery wouId not, as some claim, lead more great step for students in the sys- tem to be heard. Tunks briefly talked about the budgeting short- fall, esplaining that Pat Hensiak, SUF AC chairperson, would further point out the options that can be taken. Carla Thomas was appointed by Tunks as a justice for the PSGA. Thomas bas been active on campus for several years, and Tunks stated she was certain 'Jbomas would do an exceptional job. The SeDate voted and accepted 'Jbomas to the position. . Dave Higgins, PSGA representa- tive of PUAB, espIained that be had been elected to the seat on PUAB; however, a time "",cement had never been made, therefore be felt he sbouId reestabIisb his stand- ing with PSGA in nogard to the ap- pointment. Higgins went on to eI- PSGA Senate Fall elections discussed plain he had just been e1ected with- in the committee as the Chair. After several minutes on discus- sions between the Senate and Hig- gins concerning the way Higgins had voted on certain issues last year, the Senate did not approve him as the official representative. After forth .. espIanation for his past actions, the Senate reconsider- ed their position and reappointed Higgins to the seat. After discussion of other issues, including instaIlation of outside campus emergency pbones, putting wood chips on the ""'" gross paths around campns, Vice-President Paul Jolmson caIIed 011 HeDIiak to give her report frcm SUFAC. Ben- siak explained the bndget was clearly short, between $35,000 and ~,ooo. SIIe went on to le1I the Sen- Continued on Page 10 United Council open forum by Jalle PeDdIeton dent lobby, its function being to sin; to serve as a 1iaison between work at a state level for student the students of W"1SCODSin and other Representatives of the United rights and issues. According to UC state student organixalions; and to Council of the University of by-laws, "The purpose of this or- promote and eIlCOUl'lIIO the free Wisconsin Student Governments ganization is to develop and support and spirited inteIdlange of .... (UC) will bold an Open Forum at bigb standards for the quality of and metbods of oponlIOIIs hetweeD Parbide .on OCt. 1 at 1 p.m. in education at the University of the student governments of the Main Place, W"1SCODSin and to wort to maintain ' state .. '" UC, one of the oldest student or- the accessibility of that quality to Feelings toward UC ore diverse ganizalions, is the UW-8yslem stu- the people of ~ state of W"__ Continued OD Page 1% ~--_. hy Boh KIeslIng Community News EdItor The controversey over a Wiscon- sin slate-run lottery is gaining momentum. Many Wisconsinites, proponents say, already travel across the bor- der to Dlinois to play their lottery, especially since the $40 million jackpot several weeks ago. Also, the revenue generated by the lottery will make a significant positive impact in state revenue, say proponents. Opponents say that the economic impact of a lottery is not well known, and that estimates of the revenue generated hy a lottery vary widely, between less than $0 mil- lion to more than $200 million. Attorney General Bronson La- Follette bas said the lottery will provide DO problem for law en- forcement officials and no fnot in the door for organized crime. "We've already approved raffles The Parbide Student Govern- ment Association (PSGA) met last Friday to discuss several issues that could affect students in the PaItsi- de community. New President Terry Tunks gave her first full report to the Senate, remindiag them that elections for student Seuale seats and the stu- dent-at-large seats for PUAB (Park- side Union Advisory Board) and SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) are coming up. She encouraged all senators to help interested people into the SeDate, to help orient them and to build the SeDate stronger than ever. Tunks also mentioned briefly the bill for the students to gain a seat on the UW-8yslem Board of IU>- gents. She felt the seat wouId be obtained and that it would be a ; . ., . INTERiOR DEPT. Z7 1114 ~ uTrashing" unnecessary Tbe purpooo aDd tbe iDtmlIl orpnization 01 tbe l\aJICe< staff ....... to be __ to -. aDd maybe an. 01 tbe stude!1ts at Part- stdt DOl cIiftdI1 iIMlIftd la I pabticalioa. Tbis lad< 01 UDde<- IlaDdlDc _ peIDfldIy mdeat IaIt __ two stude!1ts threW all lIoe RaJICen tIloy coWd IiDd lato Dearby prbace ..... because tbeir cIuII ......,- _ loot prior to pobljc:al!m aDd ~uenUy dId.at ........ 'lki"'''' ........... Tbe parpooe 01 tbe Ruc<r. IS outIlDed by corporate by-Iaws is "to tdIt. pabIiIIl aDd dlsIrlIJole tbe l\sIoIer aDd to perform any aDd all otbor sets ID a IDIIIIID« MCOSIUJ la <"""1'" ...... with lheIe bylaws ..... lIoe Flnt ,. t" ... 01 tbe ~ 01 tbe United States." III ..... to KCO"'p!tIh this pl. tbe Rae« reports OIl cuneot DeWS. _. lreDls aDd ~ eduratH tbe stude!1ts ~ _ aDd all_pis to iIl/IumCe student lbouCbt !hroUgh tbe publica- l!m 01 <dItcrIaII. Tbe ....- ill cborIe 01 tbe day-to-clay wortiDp of tbe Rae« is lIoe EdllDr. Tbe reoponPbihty of tbe EdIlDr. IS outllnod by tbe corpo- .. te by ....... Is " •• to be rapoasibIe lor tbe editorial quality aDd ~ .. 01 tbe~. reaultaDd mainlaiD • ~ staff. with lIoe bell> 01 tbe baud of di.... ten aDd ....., as tbe chief liaisoD be- _ tbe l\sIoIer ..... lIoe cammUDity:' UDder tbe cIirec:l!m of tbe _ are tbe IUIH!dIIon 01 tbe lour major __ of tbe paper: -~ - III .",". .1 to jounlaIIslIc respOIl"ibilitie _t in tbe publI<allOIl 01 any oe tbe Rae« proYide ..,.". addilioDal ..me.a- Club ..... 11. caIeDdan of -.-tIy adivitMs. predominanUy lift .. ewIf1$11aDd ... bbop aDd rourse iDformallOll_ esampIes of lIoe addIticmJ seMas lhst Rae« pubIisbes for tbe benefit of tbe Psrblde ""nty. ",... are prlDted without mone\aIy reward ..... ..., DOl lIoe ..-tory eoaleDI of • -.-tIy oe. , ........ A1Jy iDdlvldIIaI wbo bas compIalDts or """'pH ........ about the COD- leDl 01 tbe ~ Is _seed to come into tbe oIfi<:e al any time aDd __ bow tIloy led with any 01 the ~ton. or tbe EdItor. _ doors are ....,. ..-. A1Jy problem lbal canDOt be resolved witll tbe _ can, if MCOSIUJ. IlO before lIoe Boord 01 Dir<cton wbo ...n sttempl to soM tbe probIl!m in an objective aDd democnlie "'W':" iDdMdualdoes DOl wish to speak to an issue in penon. then a lotter to lIoe _ ...n cJadIY be o=pled. Letters must be tpewril· ten. double II*'"d OIl ~ paper, less then 350 words and siaMd, with a 'oekl>" ... IlOIIIlbe< for veriliralioa. Names ...n be with- belli opaa ~. f)eecII!oe lor Iellen Is 10 a.m. Tuesday for Thurs- day pub1jc:allOIl_ Tbe Rae« ~ tbe right to edit letten and re- f.... Iellen cont.;.i ... laIse aDd defamatory material Tbe ~ is written aDd edited by tbe students and they are sole- ly respOIl"ible [or Its editorial policy and contenllt is pub1isbed ~ pendenUy 01 the AcIminl3tralion and any oth.. organizatioo. The JluCer ~ its entire legal rspoosibilities. rights und.. the Flnt Amendment and ,ubsequenl legal precedents. Because tbe IlaJJcer is a studenl newspa ..... in an educationl sel- ti"I. It otten serves as a learning process lor tbe entire campus The m<mben of tbe l\aJICe< _ buman beings. and like tbe editor 01 the New YOl1t T'imes, '"' make mistakes. Sometimes names are misspe1- led. cW:sIfied ads are typed iDcornctIy or a club', event is lost. Wbeo tIliI occurs, '"' _ truly sorry. "To'" is buman. to forgive diviDe." So if a mistake bappens to affect you, '"' would like to bear about il . H",",,",,". t1Ieft are ratiooa1. respooslble ways lbat your dissalislac- boDS can be ~. The actioos last ...... w"'" unnecessary. 11 ...... of tbe otbe< options bad been ulilitiJed the problems could baft been soMd in a mucb more productive ~ mature manner. Tbe riCllts of tbe Flnt Amendmeot are broad. bot the responsibili- ties _ just as creat Tbe JluCer does its best to provide tbe stu- dents and faculty of Parbide with a welJ.writlen. iDfonnative and objedJve newspa ..... lhst is written and edited by tbe students for the students We _ always open to iD input, and '"' could ootlunction effectivdy without it 11 we romrDit an ...ar, let us toow. But let us _ in an acceptable manner. We all bave to live in the same ",boot Let', do it iD a manner that mIeds tbe phllosopby and teach- .... of .. IDstllullOll 01 bigber 1earniDg. 1ft It let! to me to de<:I<k w!lelher '"' sbouJd bare a govern- __ dE. :........ 01" aewspapm ,,;thout a ,.......""."t 1 sbouJd DOC _tate. moment to prefer the latter." 'I1Joma.s Jelfer- lOll . . . . . . . , . . . . ; AmeriraJI Higb Sebool Students." entiUed '15th Annual Survey 01 Higb Acbieven' VIeWS on Educa- tion, Cbeati"l. Social Issues, Reli- gion" shows lbal 79 percenl 01 the 2.300 studenll surveyed believed lbat prayer should be allowed or re- quired in public schools. Filty- seven percenl of the students said they ~PPUrted a constitutional amen eot either banning aIlabor- tions 0 banning an abortions ex- cept in 'certain circumstances. Six- ty~.percent 01 the students said they supported Ronald Rea- gan; only 28% supported Walter Mondale. 11 one belleves the media. then Walter Mondale has not "got a prayer in the world." Last week a USA Today poll bad Reagan lead- ing Mondale by 22 points. and an NBC News poll bad Mondale trail- byKMlDlna Tbe cuneol presidential race bas the whole country reevaluating opinionS and positions 00 tbe major ampaign ........ The old favorites like the budget, foreign policy and tbe military are still receiving some attention, bot tbe campaign locus bas seemed to sbIfl to a couple 01 key ....... lbat elicit an emotional and pamolie lesponse lrom tbe vot- ers instead of a logical. iDteI1ectua1, factual analysis. The current attempt to place prayer back in tbe public schools is just such an issue. The Reagan administration and the Moral Majority seem to bave some support 00 this queslioo. A report released last week consisting of respoosei lrom bigh school stu- dents llsted in "Who's Who Among Letter to the editor Handguns are not the problem To the Editor: num~ of handguns plays little role m the number 01 persons mur- dered each year. Tbe role of shilling demograpbics played the biggest part m the drop. More career crimi- nals are behind bars than in previ- ous years. Tbis shows lbat crimi- nals are IdIling each other and that handguns are just one of a number 01 possible murder weapons Also the baby boom generation is' grow: The reasons that Michael Heard Natiooa1 Coa1ition to Band W guns President, gives lor the drop m bandgun murden is misleading A drop in bandgun sales means lbai there _ still 50 miIlion+ hand- guns in private bands, so the num- ber of handgun murden should be tbe same or higher than the previ- ous year. Tbis drop indicates the .. ,....' , Pot B_ :::::::::::::=::::::=::::::::::::::::::=:: .. ~·N~ :::: Baloltlalllll ~ N EdItor STAFF t!:: BurKM' Koaise Cassity, Jay Gearyp,er 'N.lI lt U e FrO oehll<e. Micb.l. , e oberman Dsrryl Rabat Kimberlle Kranicb Steve =~.u. Mart Lelp.ii. Jell J'" Mii Muy Lojestl, Robb LoeIIr OlD -. Wes M<Garver Jm;,; P.adletoa, Cbrl' Pappe to Wawro. Kevin ZirteIbeCIi.· ureen Rsnger Is written nd d· . spons/ble for Its . II 8' It~ by students st UW-Psrkslde and they arBsolelY reo Bcademic edltor/al polICY and content. Published every Thursday duringthe Ra ~el!lr!xcept during brflBk$ and holidays. AI'/": s pnnted by the Rscine Journal Times Wisconsi::;::s"Zenc; should be addressed to:' Parkslde Ranger. Universityof 2295 or (414) 55~_2;;7~o. 2000. Kenosha. WI 53141. Telephone (414J 553· Letters to the edit . -j d sIze paper. L tt or will be accepted if typewritten. doubltrspBced on stenu Bf phone nU"",b fJ ~I'S ~ShoUkJbe less than 350 words and must be signed. with e tele· quest. Desdl:::":orul ded for. verificstion purposes. Nsmes will be withheld upon rt- rflserves the right t ett~rs IS Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger Content. a edit letters and refuse letters containing false snd d~em8tOIY '" '; . in~ Reagan by a whopping 30 pomts. Why does Moodale seem to be in so much trouble? The answer is not easy. It does seem, however. lbat tbe Reagan and his lollowen are determined-to win re-election on a plaUorm 01 de- mocracy, patriotism, loyalty and morality. The Right, true to lonn manages to lal<e the Democratk stands on abortion and school pIIy- er and tum them into immoral and anti-American positions. Then th. attention is lal<en away from the real social issues, like the deficit the military, labor unions and ~ POOr. while the Democrats strugle to reassure the American publie that they are as moral and Ameri· can as the Republicans. The Constitution that establislled the separation 01 church and stale Continued on Page 4 ing up. Any general awareness wouJ<l come from safety dasseS tat.. by handgun ownen. The grealestlhre- at of handgun probibition in 19!3 would bave come from the passage of a lew Ioca1 waiti"l periods Oft the purchase 01 handguns. In addi- tion, laws requiring a gun in everY home were also passed. 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V V i;' Ranger photo by Jay Crapser New PSGA President Terry Tunks and Vice President Paul Johnson Enrollment drop lessens seg. fees by Je nnie Tunkieicz Editor If the estimated Fall 1984 enrollment of 5,626 and the estimated Summer 1984 enrollment of 1,873 do not change, the potential for a Segregated Fee Revenue shortfall is estimated at 4.9% or $34,657. Pat Hensiak, Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) chairperson, explained briefly that when the economy goes up, "it stands to reason that more students will be able to afford to go away to school, so enrollment here (Parkside) is bound to drop." Hensiak explained in the Senate meeting Friday that SUFAC needs an opportunity to look over the figures and then there would have to be a meeting in regard to the situation. "What I meant by that comment was simply to say that no decisions have been made. As a committee we've not had an opportunity to look over the figures, and up to this point any speculation or estimation as to what will happen could probably be billed as premature," she said after the meeting. The potential shortfall could affect any groups who receive funding from SUFAC. "I don't think it's necessary for anyone who receives Seg Fees to start losing sleep. The committee will have to make some decisions on this, including finding a more exact figure as to how short we will be. Once we know more, we'll be happy to share any information with the students." When asked how she personally feels the situation should be handled, Hensiak stated, "As fairly as possible. Until I have more solid figures, I really think speculation would be out of line. I am quite sure, though, that the committee will work for the benefit of the campus. We'll do our best." Officers switch places by Pat Hensiak At the PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) Senate meeting on Friday, Sept. 24, Pr esident Paul Johnson and newly-appointed Vice-President Terry Tunks switched executive positions. Johnson explained to the Senate that he would like their consent to install Terry Tunks as the Vice President, which the Senate unanimously approved. Johnson then resigned, stating that the job of PSGA President is a big one and while he is more than capable of doing the job, family and classroom obligations restricted him. Johnson felt that Tunks will do a better job for the students. Upon Johnson's resignation, Tunks became the new PSGA President and reappointed Johnson to the Vice-Presidency, which was also unanimously approved. Johnson's last act as President was to appoint Luis Valdujuli as Chief Ju stice. After the Senate meeting, Tunks was questioned as to why she reinstated Johnson as Vice-President, when it appeared he was opposed to taking on the full responsibility of t he Vice-President by not retaining the office of President after Peterson's resignation. "I believe that Paul and I can work well together. It would have been difficult for us to work the other way around. Personalities are such that this will be the best way for us to work for the organization." Tunks also explained in greater detail why a non-Senator was chosen over a Senator. "Paul and I have worked together for quite some time. We have worked well together. I was, at the time of my appointment, the secretary and treasurer of PSGA. I have been involved w ith this organization since 1981 when I was elected Senator. Of the Senators and officers involved, I have had the longest involvement. Paul felt that this was an important asset. Paul and Scott had both asked me in the past about the history of many issues. Paul thinirc there are qualified members of the Senate, but that we can work the best together under the present circumstances. Many of those who might be qualified are not prepared at this time to give the office the time it takes to do the job right." Tunks said she is most concerned about three primary issues: Parkside's decision to pull out of United Council (UC) l ast spring; the current segregted fee shortfall; and rebuilding the Senate. "I would like to help the student body make a more intelligently based decision on United Council. I Roundtable schedule set have scheduled an open forum for Oct. 1. There will be student leaders both for and against membership, as well as members from UC. This will allow the student body to ask their own questions and allow UC to present their case. In the last election, students were allowed to present their biases, but UC was not really given t he opportunity to talk to the student body," said Tunks. Tunks also feels that student organizations funded by Segregated Fees need to be concerned about their budgets. "With enrollment down to approximately 5,500, the re is less revenue than needed to fund every budget fully. This is one of the motivations for the Senate's budget cuts last week." Tunks added that some priorities need to be set about the services offered on campus. While she is not in favor of cutting services substantially, Tunks is hoping that the reserve funding will only be used as a last resort. Finally Tunks addressed the issue of rebuilding the Senate. She stated that recruitment of the new freshmen has already started. "In the coming weeks, I will be urging any and all students interested to stop in the office. It is unfortunate that at the beginning of every semester the Senate shrinks." Six Social Science Roundtables featuring discussions on faculty and academic staff compensation in the University of Wisconsin System, artificial intelligence, book-banning and President Reagan's "New Federalism," are scheduled at Parkside beginning Monday, Sept. 24. All Roundtables are free and open to the public and begin at noon on Mondays in Union Room 106. Participants are encouraged to bring their lunches. Programs begin with 20- to 25-minute talks by guest speakers followed by questions and comments. Labor groups boycott Coors by Bob Riesling Community News Editor An attempt by Coors to gain a larger share of the competitive Wisconsin beer market is being challenged by labor groups here, as part of a nationwide boycott of the company. Coors is the only major brewery in the country that uses nonunion workers. While Coors sales have fallen. they have not decreased more than other brands, said John Wavro, president of May Beverages, which distributes Coors in Kenosha. "There's no question that the boycott has hurt Coors," said Wavro, but added, "I'm pleased with the amount they're selling." He said the decrease was part of an industry-wide sales slump, because of changes in the beer market. Labor groups charge the brewery with mistreatment of employees, such as polygraph tests which question sexual preference, and political activism. There have also been charges of racial discrimination. Ron Stevens, editor of Kenosha Labor, said the paper was "trying to make the boycott as visible as possible since it (Coors) is being introduced in this area." While the re is no organization in the area specifically dedicated to organizing t he boycott, he said, the paper has been using press releases and other information supplied by the Colorado AFL-CIO. He said several bars in Kenosha have stopped carrying the beer, and that other bars report that it is not selling well. "It isn't selling what they expected," said Stevens. He stated that distributors believe the decline in Coors sales will be offset by sales of other brands. Program dates, topics and speakers are: -Sept. 24-"Catch-up and Keepup: The Status of the University of Wisconsin Compensation Plan," with Parkside economics professor Larry Duetsch and director of com munity student services Stuart Rubner, both of whom are members of the UW-System Biennial Budget Working Group on Faculty and Academic Staff Compensation. Rubner also is cochair of the UW System Academic Staff Salary Study Committee and chairman of Parkside's Academic Staff Committee. -Oct. l-"So You Think You Have the Right to Know?" with Judith Krug, director of the American Library Association's Office for Intellectual Freedom and a nationally prominent defender of freedom of speech, who will discuss book-banning. At 1 p.m. immediately follow- Conttnued on page 7 2 Thursday, Sept. 20,1984 Editorial PSGA switch Once again t he PSGA is playing executive musical chair s. Scott Peterson, who was elected PSGA president last spring was found academically ineligible for his position. Vice Pr esident Paul Johnson automatically became president. It is the duty of the vice president to fufill the duties of the presidency when the president is incapacitated. President Johnson appointed Terry Tunks to the vice prudent position. Tunks was serving as secretary and treasurer of PSGA a paid, nonelected position. At Friday's Senate meeting President Johnson resigned from his acquired presidency; therefore Tunks automatically became president. Her first act as president was to reappoint Johnson as vice president Sound confusing? It should sound familiar. The same type of switch occured last fall under a different administration. Former PSGA Presid ent Phil Pogreba was injured in a car accident which incapacitated him. Vice P resident Mike Scoon became President and appointed Jeanne Phillips as vice president. Scoon then resigned and President Phillips reappointed him to the vice presidency. The ol' switcheroo seems to have become just that. But this situation brings about some concerns about PSGA's operation and its fu- Has the situation really been hand led democratically? The switch was legal a nd constitutional but reflects "smoked-filled room" politics. It seems that many of the Senators were in the dark about the appointment of Tunks and the switch that followed. All of the Senators should have consulted. The Senate members are, on the average inexperienced, but this situation was presented to them as fait ac-' compli and then they were asked to give their seal of approval. More of an effort should have been made to consult with and to help the Senators understand the situation and the other options that were available. Some student leaders were also unsure about what was place. PSGA should have held an emergency informational meeting with student leaders, which could have lessened the confusion. Most disturbing is the apparent dereliction of duties by vice presidents. One of t he essential duties of a vice president is to take over the presidency when it is necessary, as it has been for the last two years By passing on the position of president like a hot potato, PSGA is failing in its responsiblity to the students. It should be noted that both Johnson and Scoon h ave families, which they felt prevented them from devoting t he time necessay to fufill the presidential duties. It is surprising that both Scoon and Johnson were reinstated in positions that they did not want to completely fufill. If for some reason Tunks is unable to fufill her duties as president, will there be another switch? One option that was not considered was having an emergency election to name a new president. Since Johnson and the Senators did not want to take the position, then an election would have been a very fair way to handle the situation. An in terim president could have been appointed until the election. It is very important that action be taken to prevent executive pitching in the future. PSGA should not set a precedent such as this. The Senate should be reeducated about the duties of the vice president so that this situation can be avoided in the future. Students need to take an interest in what is going on in their Senate. Take note of how student decisions are being made. Senate elections are coming up and students are urged to take out petitions and get involved in t he Senate. The only way things can change is if there are people concerned enough to help make those changes. • •••••• Jack Dudley, director of Physical Plant, notified the Ranger of an error which appeared in last week's editorial. The editorial said the former PSGA/SOC office in WLLC is now being used as a second shift custodial break area. Dudley said that the office is actually a Custodial Manager's office. Although the space is used p rimarily by the second shift, Dudley said th at the office will soon b e used more during the first shift. Dudley said that he is willing to help Peer Support find a new offi- Conttnaed on page 3 RANGER Nobody asked me, but... by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor t When it comes to accessibility for people confined to wheelchairs, Parkside is one of the best schools in the UW System. The layout of the buildings and classrooms makes it relatively easy for disabled people, lik** me, to get around. However, in my two-and-a-half years here, I have noticed a few things tha t need improvement. One of the first problems that disabled students run into when they come to Parkside is the lack of an orientation program. As it now stands, the disabled student must locate the various accessibility features, such as elevators, in each of the buildings, by himself or herself. If the student needs help, he or she must actively seek it out. On the application forms, as I remember, there is a box for indicating whether the student is disabled. Why can't this information be used by th e administration to send information to disabled students that would explain the various accessibility features of the campus? Another major problem lies in the fact that both the Letter to the editor bursar's office and the financial aids office are located on the second floor of T allent Hall, and as Tallent has no elevator, it is impossible for wheelchair-bound students to get to either of these offices. This makes the disabled st udent totally reliant on someone else to do something as simple as getting an I.D. validated. I don't have an easy answer for this problem, but I'm sure something could b e done. The final problem I wish to address is the congestion in the Molinaro Concourse. Every morning the entire concourse area of Molinaro is filled with people standing in groups talking and creating an annoying traffic problem. It's almost impossible for people to walk through Molinaro, so you can imagine how difficult it is for those of us in wheelchairs. I understand that people like to talk to their friends; we all do. But could you (and you know who y ou are) show a little consideration toward others by not blocking off t he whole concourse? At least leave some room for people to get through. Parkside has made great strides in making itself accessible for disabled students. But there is still a long way to go. President's fiance discloses finances (Editor's note: Richard Oberbruner is engaged to the new PSGA (Parkside Student Government Assocation) President, Terry Tunks.) Dear Parkside en masse: Lest controversy arise, I wish to publicly disclose my full financial records in an effort to keep my personal background from hampering my darling fiance's administration. For the past t hree to four years, I have been employed as a Groundskeeper here at Parkside University. At thi s moment, I hold Limited Term Employee (LTE) status, which allows me to work onethousand- and-some-odd hours. I forget the exact amount. I receive a minimum wage that includes several raises (tacked on) over my seemingly tenured term. Whatever wages I have managed to save have paid for my tuition. I have n o college loans to pay back and no borrowing to regret except for my sister who gave me 4500 to pay for the Spring 1983 semest er. She's a fine gal and deserves immediate payment. But don't worry, she reminds me of the debt every Continued on pag e 4 Jennie Tunkieicz.. Pat Hensiak Bob Riesling Editor Campus News Editor STAFF <06 „ - Community News Editor JtaNeibaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr ..Asst. Feature Editor S^ol5°2fndlck Sports Editor ™7™M.cEvoy Photo Editor Jill Nielsen Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Mike Farrell Pat Zirkelbach... Brenda Buchanan. Advertising Manager ....Distribution Manager Asst. Business Manager "™9Jr'S andad,tad by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely re- Jay Crapser, Natalie Haberman, Dar- J t T , e d f t ° " * l p o l i c y a n d c o n t e n t . P u b l i s h e d e v e r y T h u r s d a y d u r i n g t h e ryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich Robb „ c y.ear except durin9 breaks and holidays. Luehr, Tori Murray, Julie Pendleton f,?ger's by the Racine J"""'! Times. Chris Pappe. ' corraspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger. University of ngTfZnsIvS?"0- ^ W' 5314U Tehph°ne <41*> *53- si^ZV0,*: edil°r d'L be, accepted if ^P^tten, double-spaced on standard phoZnumbZZf Z r »• " 35° and must be sipned' with a <*'*- ouest oZdlZJ fZ^ • v%ificat,on Ptoses. Names will be withheld upon re- ZZZff i !!?. 'S Tuesday at 10 a-m. for publicat ion Thursday. Ranger content '° ""d refuse ,etters staining false and defamatory RANGER All Campus Events Committee given approval "Nerds" made unhappy — AT MT Revenue vet • by Pat Henslak Campus News Edit or Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA ) and the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) both recently approved the funding and policy of the All Campus Events Committee. The purpose of the proposal is to identify certain major all-campus events which are of such importance that it should be the responsibility of the campus to sponsor them each year and to suggest a mechanism to insure that this occurs. Two of the events included on the committee plan are Homecoming and Winter Carnival, which in the past have been campus-wide events sponsored each year by segregated fees and event-generated revenue. Homecoming, a relatively new event on campus, was previously budgeted for $3200. Winter Carnival has been held traditionally in February and has been budgeted for $3225. New Events included in the ap- Message boards out Brunner Broadcasting Co., Inc., of Texas, the firm that provides the electronic message boards in the WLLC Coffee Shop and Union Square, has notified the campus that it will interrupt normal broadcasting via the boards for the next two to three weeks. A letter from the firm stated that "A technical problem related to the breakup of AT&T has magnified an internal communication problem.;; The "Campus Source" message and poster boards in the cafeteria, bookstore and Physical Education Building will continue to operate. proved allocation of $5000 from resaves are: National Hispanic Week ($1000), Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative ($300), Black History Month ($2000), Women's History Week ($1000) and Cinco de Mayo ($700). With the approval of the proposal, a Steering Committee will be set up consisting of two faculty members, three students (appointed by PSGA) and one staff member. The Steering Committee will be responsible for developing the program budget to be presented to SUFAC each year and provide continuity and guidance for designated all-campus programs presented on an annual basis. They will also evaluate programs, recommend innovations in all-campus programming and cooperate with other programming units on campus to continue to develop and produce programs that would be of interest to the campus community. Peer Support Group continues searching "Revenge of the Nerds" didn't get rave reviews on the campus where it was filmed -Mthe University of Arizona. Among those unhappy with the finished product were fraternity and sorority leaders who met with producers during the filming, to discuss ways of more accurately representing fraternity and sorority life. Few changes resulted, say those students. Some UA officials were unhappy enough to wish they had stuck with their original decision not to allow filming on campus. On the positive side, UA di d receive $10,000 in improvements of handicapped services, courtesy of the film crew. Thousands killed last year Over 9,000 peo ple were killed by handguns last year,(about 1,000 fewer than the year before), despite a drop in the national crime rate, said the National Coalition to Ban Handguns. United Press International reported that Michael Beard, the group's president, said the drop was a result of a drop in handgun sales, shifting demographics, and a general awareness of the problems associated with handguns. Using FBI statistics, the group said Detroit had the highest homicide rate -M49.3 per 100,000 last year, almost eight times the national average. Texas, with a murder rate of 14.2 per 100,00, led states in murders. Both have virtually no handgun control, said Beard. Business means competition (NOCR) The boom in business students at UW-Madison will mean tough competition for grades - and less fun for students, warn two business department members. A rec ord 19 percent of this fall's freshman class plan to major in business. Most of the students will have to get 3.0 averages just to get into the business school, and many will need to make their college career choices early to plot specific course sequences. Editorialby Je nnie Tunlrieicz Editor The PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) Senate again remained uncommitted in regard to taking a stand on behalf of Peer Support, the newest major organization on campus, now seeking office space to conduct business. The group was asked to leave its old office in Community Student Services shortly before the semester started. The office is now being used for its original intent, for the Associate Director of Community Student Services. At a previous meeting the Senate failed to take any stand in regard to the issue. They felt it was difficult to get the whole story from those present in the meeting, because of turbulent feelings on the issue. The issue was brought up to the Senate again this past week. New PSGA President Terry Tunks addressed the Senate, saying they should be willing to support a group like Peer Support once the group has more clearly defined what they need. "The question really isn't whether or not Peer Support deserves an office - we all know they do. The question really is how can PSGA as a group do something to really help Peer Support grow?" Pat Hensiak, Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) chairperson, added, "I agree. We a s a group need to be prepared to give Peer Support some added direction, and more than that, we really have to start to put a little bit of what we've gotten out of the school back into it. There are a lot of students who have fought a long, hard time to secure the rights we currently work under, and we should be working to make the organizations we run strong enough to stand strong without us. When a group takes hard hits, like Peer Support has, or like any of our groups could, we should be prepared to bounce back. After all, tough situations never last, tough people do." The Senate took no formal action at its last meeting, but agreed that prepared t o help Peer Support. Sex Continued from page I ce, and he has made suggestions to them already, although those suggestions were unacceptable to the group. We feel that the Custodial Management office is a "prime" area, and would perfectly meet Peer Support's needs. We hope that the option to relocate the Custodial Management office will be one that will be kept open. Revolutionary dust is settling Student leader workshop weekend coming up The Student Leadership Workshop "Smooth Sailing HI" will be presented on Sept. 22 and 23 at Camp Juniper Knolls near East Troy, Wis. The third annual workshop, sponsored by the Student Activities Office, is designed to increase communication and awareness among student organizations and the administrative staff. •Those attending the workshop will participate in such topics as "Working With Committees," "Developing Good Communication Skills," "Recruitment and Retention of Volunteers," and "Goal Setting." The topics presented should assist participants by providing helpful information for the organization as well as the person. The cost is $5 per person and includes meals, materials, lodging, transportation and a T-shirt. Student organization officers and members who are interested can sign up in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. (NOCR) Aside from being generally in favor of it, what do college students think about sex? Two studies, at Rugters University and the University of Maryland, indicate the dust has settled from the sexual revolution. While students have become more liberal in many areas, such as homosexuality and abortion, other attitudes, like those toward monogamy and contraception, remain moderate and conservative. Sexual behavior among college students, the studies say, doesn't seem much different from that in the general population. The Rutgers study, conducted by psychotherapist Pat Murphy and sociologist Aim Pare lius, found that less than half the male population was sexually active, and only 70 percent reported having intercourse within the last year. Fewer Rutgers women, 67 percent, reported occasional intercourse, but more, 50 percent, described themselves as sexually active than did the males. A large percentage of both groups - 83 percent of the males and 90 percent of the females - said they were sexually monogamous. Fear of herpes and AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) has made 27 percent of the males and 29 percent of the females change their sexual practices. Still, medically diagnosed venereal disease appeared in 13 percent of the female population and 14 percent of the males. The Maryland study, which compared student attitudes from 1973 to 1983, found that awareness of where to go on campus for information about V.D., contraception and abortion has dropped from 91 percent ten years ago to 75 percent today. At Rutgers only 35 percent of the sexually active students said they had an adequate contraceptive method they always used. While most students said that using contraception eased their minds, 35 percent of the males said they would be "disappointed" if their partner used a diaphragm, and 25 percent said they would be "turned off." Twenty-seven percent of the women showed a similar attitude, saying they would be turned off if their partner used a condom. Interestingly, unwanted pregnancies were reported by both sexes in roughly the same percentages as venereal disease. The major findings of the Maryland study won that more students engage in premarital sex now than in 1973. Attitudes toward abortion have become more liberal, and fewer students believe homosexuals need psychological treatment More students in 1983 sa id they would keep their homosexuality a secret than in 1973, however. The study also turned up an increasingly conservative attitude toward what is acceptable sexual behavior for women. The belief that women should only have sex with partners with whom they are involved emotionally has increased from 42 percent to 52 percent in ten years. Also, significantly more females than males believed the availability of contraceptives on campus increased promiscuity. A recent Johns Hopkins study of high school students showed the inconsistency of some of these attitudes is not a product of college life; high school students also have contradictory feelings about sex. For example, 60 percent of the females and 80 percent of the males said they had already lost their virginity. But 83 percent said that 18 would be the best age at which to begin having sexual relations. That, says Hopkins researchers, means many of the young people who have started having sex wish they had not. One fourth of the high school students said that premarital sex is, simply, wrong. Most high school students agreed that having sex without contraceptives is foolish, but (me fourth admitted doing so in their most recent sexual contact. 4 Thursday, Sept. 20,1984 HANGER Homecoming OWJiitlhk THIo mecomii ng soon upon us, '84 starts it's time once again to begin thinking about Homecoming King and Queen elections. Anyone can be nominated by any student organization, club o r Parkside office, providing they are a registered student carrying a minimum of six non-audit c redits and have a 2.0. grade point average or better. Nomination forms can be obtained from the Student Activities Office (Union 209) and must be returned there by 4 p.m. Friday, Sept. 28 for eligibility. Nominees must also bring a signed copy of th e nomination form to the Ranger office and have thenpicture taken. Deadline for pictures is 4 p.m. Monday, Oct. 1. Voting will take place on the Molinaro Concourse between Oct. 3 and 10. Students can vote for their favorite candidates by dropping pennies in the hole in the voting box nearest the candidate's picture. (Other coins will b e accepted, but only count for one vote.) The male and female candidates with the most pennies will be named Homecoming King and Queen. Money received in the voting will be placed in the Parkside University Scholarship Fund. The King and Queen will be announced at Coronation on Thursday, Oct. 11 from 5 to 7 p.m. in the Cafeteria. Once crowned, the King and A wmk at t*ifi Park Romancing the Stone Irtwtttrof WOconMn-Paiktoda Queen will receive two free tickets to all Homecoming events, chaufeurred ride to the Saturday night semi-formal, flowers and Parkside watches. They will also be required to reign at all Homecoming events, which include the dance following Coronation, the Variety Show on Oct. 12 and the soccer game and semi-formal Oct. 13. The King and Queen will have the privilege of wearing the crowns and representing Parkside at other events upon request. Thursday, Sept. 20 WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 1 p.m. in Union 202. The workshop is free and open to the public. Sponsored by The Parkside Health Office. MOVIE: "Romancing the Stone"( PG) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE: "Alexander" will be shown a t 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center for the Foreign Film Series. Friday, Sept 21 MOVIE: "Romancing the Stone" PSGA announces weekly meeting time PSGA Senate Meetings will be held this and every Friday at 1 p.m. in CA 129. All students are encouraged to attend. PSGA is the students' representative, and the students' input is needed s o PSGA can effectively repres ent them. Issues that may be discussed a re the private account interest earnings, off-campus events and United Council membership. Questions on these or any o ther issues can be addressed a t the Senate meeting, or by stopping by the PSGA office, WLL C D139A. Comm interns to speak at colloquium Attention-Communication students and interested others. A series of presentations will b e given on the subject of communication internships. Students will discuss their internship experiences and what they have learned by participating in the communication internship program. The first of the series will be given on Wednesday, Oct. 3 at 1 p.m. in Moln. 105. Presentations will be given by Dave Arnone, Patti Brock, Jennie Tunkieicz and Trad Fordham. All are welcome to attend. If anyone is interested in holding a communication internship, contact Jeff McKelvie or David Ha bbd at 553-2532 or attend what promises to be an enlightening and interesting series of presentations. UW-Extension offers short subjects Confidence in communication "Confidence Through Communication," a workshop designed to help persons communicate more forcefully and assertively, will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Friday, Oct. 5 in Union Room 104 . Cost of the workshop, including lunch, is $50. To register, call 553- 2312. Registration deadline is Tuesday, Oct. 2. The workshop will be led by Beth Harwood, an independent consultant specializing in interpersonal and organizational communication. The workshop will explore topics including credibility, performance anxiety and image projection in developing a convincing, persuasive and confident manna* of communication. Harwood has conducted programs for managers and supervisors throughout the UW System and for professional organizations for the past nine years. She holds a master's degree. Costumes course A workshop in making costumes from material around the house and applying make-up will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 6, in the Communication Arts T heater lobby. The workshop, a good Halloween preparation for parents and teachers or an informative session for those interested in theater, costs $17. To register, call 553 -2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Oct. 3. Instructor will b e Judith Tucker Snider, an assistant professor of dramatic arts at Parkside, who has extensive experience in costume design and construction and who has been involved in more than 60 theatrical productions, including the Broadway play "C ats." Mid-life issues "Mid-life Issues and Opportunities" is the name of a course to be offered by University Extension Parkside from 7 to 9 p.m. on four consecutive Tuesdays beginning Oct. 9. The course, which will examine, the fears and opportunities that accompany full maturation, costs $15. To register call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, Oct. 5. The course will focus on moving through mid-life changes with confidence and how to use this time for self-affirmation and self-discovery. Also covered will be physiological changes of men and women that accompany the midlife stage. Instructor will be Kathleen Hanold, an associate professor at UW Cooperative Extension in Milwau kee. Hands on computers* An introductory course on computers for junior and senior high school students will be offered by University Extension, Par kside, on eight consecutive Saturdays from 9:30 to 11:30 a.m. beginning Oct. 6 in the Parkside library. The "hands-on" course costs $50 and will cover computer programming and problem-solving The family picture- "Stress and the Family," a course that will explore stress in the family context and strategies for dealing with it, will b e offered by University Extension, Parkside, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Wednesdays beginning Oct. 10 in Tallent Hall. Fee for the course is $19. To register, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, Oct. 5 . The course will cover th e developmental cycle of the family, family dynamics, time and health, factors in illness and aging, family violence and what happens if a family as well as computer gaming. Students will learn computer logic and sequential solutions through the use of flow-charts. To register, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Oct. 3. Students will be required to purchase a $3.50 flopp y disc available in the class. breaks up. The course will emphasize sharing, problem-solving and group discussions. Couples are asked to attend, but individuals may, too. Instructor will be Kevin Bamberger, a psychologist at the Southeastern Family Practice Cento: located on the Parkside campus. Bamberger is a member of the Kenosha County Domestic Abuse Intervention Program and coordinator of the Men's Group Domestic Violence Program at the Family Practice Center. Baroque-a-thon marathon concert features local musicians The Baroque-a-thon, a marathon baroque concert featuring area professional and amateur musicians, will be held Oct. 7 at St. Luke's church in downtown Racine. The concert, a benefit for the Racine Sesquicentennial Festival Site Fund Drive, will feature the music of Handel, Bach, Scarlatti and Schuetz. Vocal and instrumental solos, woodwind, brass and string ensembles as well as choral and keyboard works will be presented. The Baroque-a-thon is modeled after the Bach-a-thon in Milwaukee, say promoters. Several of the Baroque-a-thon's performers have participated in the Milwaukee festival. Tickets are $3 for adults and $1.50 for students and are available at area music stores and all Heritage Banks. Brown bag lunches an d refreshments will be available. will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Saturday, Sept. 22 MOVIE: "Alexander" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Sept 23 ROAD RACE: Starts at 9:30 a.m. on the Inner Loop Road. Call ext' 2308 for more information. MOVIE: "Alexander" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOVIE: "Romancing the Stone" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Sept 24 WORKSHOP: "Interviewing Techniques" starts at 1 p.m. in WLLC D-174. All Parkside students are welcome. Tuesday, Sept. 25 WORKSHOP: "Financial Planning for Closely Held Companies" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104 -106. Cal l ext. 2047 for more information. DANCE: At 11:30 a.m. in Union Square featuring the contemporary folk music of Brian Huskey. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "Interviewing Techniques" will be repeated at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D-174. COURSES: "Say What You Mean" and "Basic Investments" start at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 231 2 for information. Sponsored by UWExtension. Wednesday, Sept. 26 SEMINAR: "Focus 84: Diabetes" starts at 8 a.m. in the Union Cinema. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-E xtension. SUPPORT GROUP: For the divorced and separated, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D-128. The program is open to the public at no charge. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. Thursday, Sept. 27 MOVIE: "Return of th e Pink Panther" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in t he Union Cinema. letter Coatinaed from pa ge 2 time we talk on the telephone. I hold a second, more personal, position - that of a jobseeker. My limited term will b e over soon, so cry me a river, will ya? All travel expenses come out of my wallet, which is filled by the State of Wisconsin every two weeks. I retain my check stubs for tax purposes and store them in a box with other records, including phone, electric, MasterCard and Tommy Dorsey. Oh yes, and I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature from P.U. (Parkside University). One week ago tomorrow I lost my wallet. This has left me flat broke and with no credit power. I'm hungry when I think about food, but I overlook this trifling urge, for I have amassed acquaintances who like to see me eat. One major topic is of vital concern and the dirt should be cleaned up before it gets wet and becomes mud to be slung. This past summer I did host a party for a group of Puerto Rican diplomats, held in the Continued on pa ge 8 RANGER 5 Thursday, Steve Gipson gets good crowd; great reaction Hv P! »L- I V_ ' 20,1984 hy Rick Luehr Asst Feature Editor Last Wednesday, an almost capacity crowd in the Union was treated to one of the most unique acts on the college circuit - comedian/ cartoonist Steve Gipson. Gipson's act is a combination of music, comedy and caricatures, which he draws on an overhead projector. Among his targets were such celebrities as Mr. T, Tom Selleck and the Ewoks. Gipson, however, proved that he didn't need his drawings in order to be fanny as he talked about everything from hunters to a young boy's experience buying his first jockstrap. At one point in his show, Gipson handed out an "audience survey," which consisted of she ets of power which the audience members could wad up and throw at him. Wildlife MR. rnovDfiLE-, i/ o uieu or wier LfftESr Public OA/mio/O Polls that HMe too trails THC PtfE SlD£7JT BY Z5%. Lookj i'n) sick or PILL TH / Gipson says he first started drawing cartoons in the ninth grade because he didn't want to pick up in the parking lot. "When you got into trouble in our study hall, they made you either clean up the parking lot, mop the floors, or do things like work on the annual staff or the student newspaper. So that's when I started drawing cartoons, to get out of having to do maintenance work. I had no idea I could do it I just knew I didn't want to pick up beer cans." Gipson discovered that he could link comedy and cartooning when he worked on shopping malls, where he was billed as "The World's Fastest Cartoonist." "It's a silly title, but it gets press. I would sit in the mall, someone would sit in front of me. I'd embarrass them in front of the whole mall and Yoo PKesS People AR&All. THe same.' Yoo just umor m COUtJT MET O UT LVe/O E wETbPJT THE' KHCE' H ftS Basofj •' I l jould ApppfciAtf rr if * You LtoOLD jOSTTftKE" MY CftMPAlG-NJ M Ol?f SeWOOSLV! Kem-Y.' thanjk you. they'd pay me for it While I would sit there doing caricatures, I would make jokes to keep myself entertained. I began to find that there were people standing around my table all day listening t o me." He thai put an act together to do in the mall, moving on to the college circuit, where he has played for the last eight years. He is now beginning to gain recognition as an opening concert act. Four months ago, he opened for the group "Firefall," and in October, he will open for Andy Willi ams in LaCrosse. Gipson said there is really no way tha t a person can learn to be funny. "You're either born sick o r you fall on your head, or while your mother's pregnant s he takes some kind of drug tha t alto's your mind. That's your only diploma, being an odd person with a sick sense of humor." ftLY Q ULSTJOWS ? Ranger Phot o by Dave McEvoy Steve Gipson entertains and amuses students in Parkside Union ANDERSON T RANSCRIPTION 8r TYPING by John Kovalic UHfrr poes -me Pnfttse '"Deflp iw roewOTO YOUj M R MOUDftLT"7 TNHOAWT o OaHr".1 Letters - Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 Jacqueline Andersen 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin • t • • • Planned parenthood looks ahead % DUp iKj&fca- Ranger needs writers Planned Parenthood of Kenosha- Walworth is sponsoring a workshop called "A Positive Look at the Middle Ye ars" for anyone interested in that special time of life. It will be held on Saturday, Oct. 13 from 8:30 to 12:30 at St. Matthew's Guild Hall, 59 00 7th Ave., Kenosha. The workshop will feature a keynote address by Ruth Weyland, executive director of Racine Mental Health Association on some of the mid-life problems women face. The morning will also feature the following workshops: • "How to Grow Old Gracefully," by Ruth Weyland; • "Menopause, by Trudy Neitzke, a nurse practitioner from Menomonee Falls; • "Stress and Relaxation," by Sue Ihlenfeld, manager of St. Catherine's Relaxation Therapy Program; and • "Nutrition Issues for Women over 35," by Julie Pawlowski, clinical dietician at Kenosha Memroail Hospital. Participants will be able to attend 2 out of th e 4 workshops. Participant fee is 38.00 per person, which includes tuition, materials and refreshments. Registration is limited to 50 participants. To register, call Judy or Michelle a t the Kenosha Planned Parenthood office (6544)491). Club Events Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship would like to invite the students, faculty and staff of Pa rkside to attend our next meeting. The meeting will center on prayer! IVCF will be meeting Wednesday, Sept. 26 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 107. All are invited. IVCF is sponsoring a Bible study for Parkside non-traditional age adult students and employees. The study will be on Thursdays from 11:45-12:45 in Greenquist D103. "Rivers of Life" will b e the topic studied this semester, which will cover references to water in the Bible - from the river in the Garden of Eden to the River of Life as seen by John in the Book of Revelation. Everyone interested is invited t o bring a lunch and join us. If you have any questions, call Barbara Larson, advsiro for IVCF, at 553- 2122. International Student Organization International Student Organza, tion (BO) Club's Welcome Back* Party will be Sept. 212 at 7:30 p.m. in the Club House at Birchwood Condominiums on 30th Ave. in Kenosha. Bring a dish, appetizer or some type of beverage . If you don't bring anything, there will be a 32 charge at the door. And if you hrinp a guest, they should bring something too! It's sure to be a lot of fun, so we 11 see you there. Life Science Club The Life Science Club will be holding its first meeting of the year to discuss "places to see," "people to hear," and "things to do " "nie meeting will be held Friday, Sept. 21 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist D115. SOFT CONTACT LENSES &• $34.50 Get top-quality soft contact lenses at a price that's easy on the college student's budget (standard spherical lenses only). 50% Off Extended Wear Lenses Save 50% on the soft contact lenses you can wear for days at a time. Eye-care accessories available. 50% Off on All Frames When Purchased With Lenses. Save 50% on our entire inventory of frames, including the latest designer styles. Please show student I.D. cards for these special offers. Sorry, other discounts do not apply. Pershing Plaza Shopping Center Kenosha 694-2400 Eye exams available by Licensed Wisconsin Optometrists Kindv EYEWEAR PROFESSIONALS Dave Rudolf College performer Captivating, inventive, comical. These are some of the words that have been used to describe musician, songwriter, comedian Dave Rudolf. Rudolf, who performed yesterday as part of PAB's Coffeehouse series, has been recognized by Newsweek as one of the most recommended college acts in the country. His unique blend of music and comedy has brought him accolades from critics all over the country. He has opened for such acts as Cheech and Chong, Ramsey Lewis and the Amazing Rhythm Aces. Rudolf, a native of Park Forest, Illinois, describes his musical style as "crossover," blending manyi types of music into a one-of-a-kind act. He enjoys interacting with his audiences, frequently encouraging feedback from them in order to cater to the preferences of that particular group of people. His numbers range from bluegrass to ballads, from comedy to tragedy. An English major with a double minor in philosophy and psychol- Keith Ward leavecamp««^ Dave Rudolf ogy, Rudolf worked for five years in a mental institution. He now works full time as a performer in midwest college coffeeehouses and local concert halls. He has become a successful and much-sought-after entertainer; and if the past is any indication, he will remain so for a long time to come. Student given refund Salina, Kan-A college that promised to refund the tuition of any student who failed to get a job offer within 120 days of graduation will be making its first refund, a school official said Saturday. United Press International reported that Myrna Baxter, a computer programming student who graduated in May, will get a 96,210 refund from Brown Mackie College because she failed to get a serious, full-time job offer within the time limit, said college president Gary Talley. The school will also reimburse the government $540 for an education grant Baxter received from the Department of Education, he said. Baxter is the first student to ask for the refund under the tuitionback guarantee announced in December, Talley said. She has since found a job as a computer programmer for a Kansas City truck-leasing company. But Talley said a committee decided she is entitled to the refund because she did not get a legitimate offer within the time limit. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dr. Keith Ward, one of the best and most respected chemists on campus, is leaving Parkside for a position in Washington, D.C. "My decision to move was a complex decision with many factors," he said. "I was offered a prestigious position and was flattered to be offered this position. It will give me an opportunity to wort: in a laboratory that is better equipped and better funded than any other lab that I've worked in, and the salary is a lot better than what I'm making here.I'm pessimistic about University salaries, particularly the last few years in the University of Wisconsin System in general. "Because of my particular age and the point in my scientific career, I'm still able to move, I'm still employable, while I might not be in five or ten years." The position the 41-year-old Ward is taking is that of s enior research bio-physicist at the Naval Research Laboratories in Washington, D.C., a federally-supported basic research laboratory. "I will be working in the laboratory for the structure of matter, and the work I will be doing there is very similar to the types of things I have been doing at Parkside for the last eight years; that is, studying the structure of proteins in an attempt to determine how they work based on what your atomic structure is." Ward did not apply for this position, but was soujght out by the Naval Laboratories. "There is a large community that do this type of work and I think we all know of each other. It happens ACROSS 1 Poems 5 Seasoning 9 Perform 12 Harbor 13 Hebrew measure 14 Brown kiwi 15 Dung beetle 17 Three-toed sloth 18 Viper 19 Dillseed 21 Separates 23 Genealogical tree 27 Symbol for tantalum 28 By oneself 29 Bitter vetch 31 Sailor: colloq. 34 Sun god 35 Crafty 37 Tattered cloth 39 Negative 40 Goal 42 Weight of India 44 Demand 46 Latin conjunction 48 Appalling 50 Heavy volumes 53 Act 54 Time gone by 55 Behold! 57 Skilled persons 61 Wager 62 Sea in Asia 64 Harvest 65 Diocese 66 Cripple 67 Epic-like narrative DOWN 1 Harvest goddess 2 Physician: colloq. 3 Period of time 4 Stretches 5 Sedate 6 Before noon 7 Meadow 8 Journey 9 Biblical mountain 10 Expense 11 Hits lightly 16 Heavenly beings 20 Golf mound 22 Near 23 Peel 24 Verve 25 Fulfill 26 Sin 30 Holy 32 Dye plant 33 European capital 36 Still 38 Engineless planes 41 Lower in rank 43 Crimson 45 Hebrew month 47 Symbol for tellurium 49 Domain 50 Flaps 51 S-shaped molding 52 Bridge term 56 Anglo-Saxon money 58 Edible seed 59 Label 60 Health resort 63 Three-toed sloth 9 10 11 14 18 1984 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. Puzzler answers on Page 12 FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN WAIN OFFICE ACT© BANK 24-HOLR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Dr. Keith Ward also to be the same laboratory that I did post-op work in, and I was there two years previous to coming to Parkside." Ward will be leaving sometime in October, the final date as yet undetermined. He has moved various office supplies and lab equipment already. "I will continue to work on research projects with faculty members here and continue to direct research of students who will be here for another year or so, returning to Parkside once every two months for a few days, and also communicating with my students by phone and through the mail. "The work that we're doing here will slow down, but it won't stop altogether." Ward is married, with two children, a grown daughter living in PAB Review Romancing * * by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor This week's PAB film presentation is the runaway hit of last spring, "Romancing the Stone." The plot is relatively simple. Romance novelist Joan Wilder receives a phone call from her sister in Colombia. The sister, Elaine, has been kidnapped, and Joan is to deliver a map to the kidnappers as ransom. In Colombia, Joan gets involved not only with the kidnappers, but also with drug runners, the secret police, and last but not least, an American named Jack Colton. "Romancing the Stone" is action packed, fast moving, and a whole lot of f un. The characters are likeable, and the story, though at times improbable and contrived, is well plotted and exciting. The character of Jack Colton, played by Michael Douglas (who also produced the film) is another California and a young son. He states that his wife, a master of fine arts, is excited about the move to California. Mary Ann Terozzo, a recent Parkside chemistry gradute, who has been working in Dr. Ward's research lab for the past four years, will also be going to the Naval Research Labs, probably in January, to be employed by the science division. This ws not only by Ward's recommendation, it was one of the conditions upon which he took the job. While happy with his promotion, both in prestige and financially, Ward is sorry to leave Parkside but he states that he has enjoyed working with college students very much and will miss this experience. the Stone • • in a series of imperfect heroes. I like this type of character; it lends a sense of reality to the film. By being imperfect and prone to mistakes, this kind of character is easy for the audience to identify with. As Joan, Kathleen Turner gives a wonderful portrayal of a city girl who is totally out of h er element in the jungles of Colombia. With this role, Miss Turner proves herself to be one of the most versatile actresses in film today. The only real flaws in "Romancing the Stone" are the several quite brutal scenes near the end of the film. These scenes seem very out of place in a movie which, for the most part, is a light, breezy comedy- adventure. Still, these scenes won't detract much from your enjoyment of the film. "Romancing the Stone" is an enjoyable, exciting adventure tale. It will have you on the edge of your seat and it will make you laugh, often both at the same time. RANGER A !2i at retu5$5"faii TV shows Thursday, Sept. 20,1984 by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor For all of the wailing critics are doing regarding the new fall TV shows (and it doesn't look like a mercilessly bad crop), nobody has bothered to speculate as to how the networks dare bring back the worthless drek they have been presenting to us for years. So many really worthless programs are returning (due to high ratings from Mr. and Mrs. two-anda- half-room flat) that an article complaining profusely about the more terminal ly nauseating shows seemed imperative. And he re they are... THE LOVE B OAT Also know as the only place Dack Rambo, Donna Douglas, Dawn Wells and Maureen McCormick can find work. This cruise for television has-beens gets nothing but nasty reviews, and everyone you talk to insists they hate it. So who's watching?? DIFFERENT STROKES The producers must have hired Gary Coleman with the full realization t hat he could play a twelveyear- old for an eternity. Since Todd Bridges got busted on a firearm rap and Dana Plato was knocked up recently, the cast is dwindling to a mere few orig inal players. GIMME A B REAK Give US one! Star Nell Carter was said to have lost a great deal of weight last year. Good, now she's only about the size of a pregnant whale. JHE JEFFERSONS This screaming, obnoxious, ster- ALICE JfEttUvi? ^ right on Barney Miller a few years ago, but left ?? ^nes th> get her own...this takeoff on the feature film "Alice Doesn t Live Here Anymore." Once it was whitewashed for the family dpm « tGd to critical condmnauon-. and damn high ratings. The really surprising thing about this show is that it has managed to get even worse as the seasons go SILVER SPOONS After seeing Ricky Schroeder in the sappy remake of the 1932 Walla- •<eTh!^"JaC*? Co°Per susder. The Champ, I knew right away that I wanted to see him with his legs broken and dumped into shallow water like the mules in Hemingway's "On the Quai at Smyrna." After seeing "Silver Spoons," this is a bit more deserved. KNIGHT RIDER More shallow action capers for children who just don't know any better, or mindless adults who miss Captain Nice." TV BLOOPERS AND PRACTICAL JOKES/FOUL-UPS, BLEEPS AND BLUNDERS Both of these shows ran out of good bloopers when they were still specials. As weekly telecasts, they have no choice but to continually With six you get eggroll by Natalie P. Habennao The idea of writing a restaurant review column began during the spring semester of la st year. It arose out of a twofold situation of allowing me to share frequent explorations of area restaurants and their attributes (both good and bad) with the Parkside community. This in turn provided the opportunity to take eight years of institutional food experience and mold it into an informative public service. Each week a different Racine or Kenosha restaurant, diner, snack shop or bar will be reviewed. Features such as location, parking availability, atmosphere, menu selection, drink specials, house specialities, service, cleaniness, appropriate atttire and a multide of other relevant tidbits will be included. While I cannot assure you that my observations and opinions will coincide with everyone else's experiences relating to a specific restaurant (after all, review columns are by nature subjective), there is one guarantee that will be made: absolutely no restaurant will be reviewed if i t cannot cater to the college student and our conscientious budgets. It would be unrealistic and cruel to describe in detail an eight-course, five-hour meal. Although many of us would find this total dining experience to be a worthwhile value, most students simply do not have the revenue nor the desire to indulge in such a lavish outing. On the other hand, a review of "fast food chains" would be equally cruel. The majority of t hese places are not as prompt and reasonably priced as they advertise to be. The food certainly does not taste as good as it looks on the big plastic signs above the registers. In fact, it often tastes more like the big plastic signs themselves! Our area i^ full of surp risingly good places to eat. We are surrounded by a variety of ethnic and specialty establishments, along with some of the most classic and traditional "hamburger and malt shop" places to be found anywhere. With this in mind, I hope you will be able to use the restaurant column not as a rating system, but as a helpful guide the next time someone says, "Where should we go to eat?" show non-talents fluffing lines, getting all flustered and ppgiinp AFTERMASH What a nifty idea! Take three of the least interesting characters from a classic series and build a spinoff. Now how about "Aftergilli- 831, with Russell Johnson and Dawn Wells? Or maybe "Afterlostinspace," with Mark Goddard and the robot? I know! "Afterhogan'sheroes," with Ivan Dixon and Larry Hovis. the 'A' TEAM More silly, sexist muscle stuff with that big hulking schmuck who grunts and wears lots of jewelry. the FACTS OF LIFE ....is something these gals haven't learned, seeing as how they're still hanging around with each other and Charlotte Rae. The one thing these young ladies have in common is that they all grew up to be pretty damn ugly. WEBSTER ...and if Gary Coleman ever does miraculously grow past three-and-ahalf feet, NBC ha s another precocious dwarf in the stables. Emmanuel Lewis is a friend of Michael Jackson's, as is Brooke Shields. All three of them deserve the oblivion they someday will surely get. This may be the worst family TV show ever, "Father Knows Best" notwithstanding. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD There have been many shows as bad as this that the lobotomy crowd has been watching religiously and thus keeping on the air, lowering American tastes considerably as far as art is concerned. Good television is so much a thing of the past that reruns are grabbing higher ratings than network programming. "The Dukes of Hazzard" is the epitome of bad television: no acting, no writing, no direction, no general construction, just a lot of spills and thrills with two dipshits who take turns as "hunk of the month" in Tiger Beat magazine. Shows like this make "Andy Griffith" and "Bewitched" reruns look better every day...and that's bad! The one nice thing about so many bad TV shows is that Americans with any taste at all will boy- Social Science cott the boob tube and start reading again. There are a few good s hows ("The Cosby Show," "Cheers," "Newhart," et al), but so precious few that the fate of network television as we know it may soon be defeated by various cable outlets offering something a bit more substantial in the way of entertainment. Continued from page 1 ing Krug's presentation, there will be a moderated panel discussion on the topic of book-banning featuring local speakers representing both sides of t he issue. -Oct. 8-"Artificial Intelligence: Can Machines Really Think?" with Parkside physics professor Morris Firebaugh who currently is writing a book on the subject of artificial intelligence. -Oct. 15-"Conservative Ideology and Reagan's New Federalism: But What About The Poor?" with Parkside political science professor Kenneth Hoover, who currently is writing an article for the scholarly journal "Publius" on President Reagan's domestic policies. -Oct. 22-"Environmental Studies at Tell Halif," with Parkside vice-chancellor and dean of faculty Mary Elizabeth Shutler, who also holds an appointment at Parkside as professor of anthro pology. Shutler is associate director of the Lahav Research Project in Israel, in which anthropologists and archeologists are excavating the ancient city of Tell Halif in southern Israel. -Oct. 29-"The Elections: Issues and Prophetsd," with a panel of Parkside political science professors who will discuss the U.S. presidential race. The Social Science Roundtable series is co-sponsored by t he Parkside Social Science Division and the university's Office of Community Outreach. Bus riders surveyed If you are accosted on the bus by a person passing out surveys, don't worry. It's part of a survey to determine who is using the bus systems of R acine and Kenosha. The survey, which began Wednesday and will last until Sept. 25, is being conducted in cooperation with the Southeastern Wisconsin Regional Planning Commission (SEWRPAC). Riders will be asked their addresses, their origins and destinations, their type of household and whether they intend a round trip. About 60 percent of the riders of both systems will be surveyed. Jack Taylor, manager of the Belle Urban System (BUS), said that SEWRPAC employees were training BUS employees to administer the surveys, which can be completed either on the bus or taken home and returned to SEWRPAC. 8 PM — CLOSE FEATURING MIND IF I SMOKE? THIS PUB'S FOR YOU! 8 Thursday, .Sept.. 20,1984 HANGER Post Nasal Strip by Paul Berge L (f(,r % my 1. Ws, fi J J>^ r Wfb ® a, s mfA v^s Continued from page 4 Union building. True, I did rent out all activity areas, including the Recreation Center, where we did have a ping pong tournament for no more than $1000, give or take a few zeroes. But I must honestly report that the funds from this quasi-fundraiser do not and will not support Terry's coffee habit, as vicious rumors have stated. Our interests are domestic, except when entertaining, and we try to stick to inviting guests from this hemisphere. After paying the atrocious rental fee, I placed the remaining cash in a strongbox, which fell out of an open front-seat window and into the Root River when my car was side-swiped by a drunken college student. There were no injuries, the punk is paying for the damages to my Audi, and the box floated out into Lake Michigan. I have a diving team dredging the bottom near the mouth of the Root When and if they recover the strongbox, I will donate the cash to a charity other than Parkside. There you have it. An abbreviated version of my lengthy finances. In the interests of space, I have paraphrased the actual text and condensed its content so incoming freshmen can stay afloat on this issue. Further investigations from any factions would be a waste of my imagination. So, please don't bother. My Social Security number is 390-78-0522. I am: Richard S. Tanks Zaccaro Oberbruner. Tanks Tunks! SHARE-A-I INFORMATION & SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Saturday Ranger Film Review All of Me~k • • by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor "All of Me" is the new starring vehicle for Steve Martin. In it he stars as the vehicle for Lily Tomlin. Let me explain that. In "AH of Me" Martin plays Roger Cobb, an idealistic young lawyer. Roger's new case involves Edwina Cutwater (Tomlin), a rich, dying woman. Edwina has a plan whereby even though her body will die, her soul will live on in the body of Terry (Victoria Tennant), Tomlin's stableman's daughter. This exchange of souls is to be accomplished with the aid of a Tibetan mystic named Praka Lasa, wonderfully played by Richard Libertini. Through a mixup, Edwina's soul ends up in Roger's body. "All of Me," which was adapted from Ed Davis' novel "Me Two" by screenwriter Phil Alden Robinson, is another collaboration between Martin and director Carl Reiner. This combination is again successful, as "All of Me" is Martin's best film to date. The film opens strongly, with several of the funniest scenes I have seen in a long time. It sags a bit in the middle, becoming somewhat uneven, but it regains its footing in time for a very funny ending. One thing that puts "All of Me" above many other film comedies is its development of the characters of Roger and Edwina. The characters do not remain static, but grow and change as the film progresses. This character development is something that one doesn't see often in comedies and I find it quite refreshing. As Roger Cobb, Martin proves himself a superb physical comedian. When Roger and Edwina struggle for control of Roger's body, Martin very nearly turns the "silly walk" into an art form. Lily Tomlin does an adequate job as Edwina, considering that most of the time she is seen only in mirrors. But as good as Martin and Tomlin are, the film is very nearly stolen by the supporting cast, especially Richard Libertini as Praka Lasa, and Jason Bernard as Tyrone, a blind street musician. These two, along with Selma Diamond (one of my favorite character actresses), give "All of Me" one of the strongest supporting casts in recent years. "All of Me" is a treat for Steve Martin fans and should also create many new fans. It's a light, very funny film, which is perfect fare to take your mind off your problems, at least for a while. RANGER Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Material by Dave Marsh Dave Marsh Writing on 'rock' by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dave Marsh has been writing on rock music for some years now. He has contributed articles to Creem, Rolling Stone, Record, TV Guide, and Village Voice, among others. Marsh has wr itten well-researched, definitive biographies on rock legends Bruce Springsteen, Elvis Presley and The Who, as well as editing " The Book of Rock L ists" and volumes one and two of "The Rolling Stone Record Guide." Marsh is now publishing a newsletter called " Rode and Roll Confidential." There are no photos, there is no advertising, no real gloss of any kind. "Rod e and Roll Confidential" strives to go straight to the heart of rock and roll: a serious perspective on one of ou r most important and outspoken forms of popular music. "The focus isn't on personalities," said Marsh during a recent interview, "b ut on issues and politics in music, none of which the rock magazines ar e about. They're all about personalities. For instance, I don't know where you could read about the rock music that's coming from Poland, which is what was in our last issue." In its eighteen months of existence, "Rock and Roll Confidential" has risen to three thousand subscribers, according to Marsh. This is quite impressive, since Marsh has done very little advertising to promote the newsletter. (hie problem that plagues "Rock and Roll Confidential" is that Marsh, the central writer of the newsletter, is mercilessly opinionated; if be doesn't like it, then it just can't be any good. This is quite evident with the "Record Guide" bodes. After the first volume was released in 1979, Marsh and his staff put together a second, updated volume in 1983. In the second edition, however, Marsh went through the bode and re-rated several albums t hat had been critiqued in the first edition by other reviewers. "If you don't change your reviews and your ideas are fixed," said Marsh, "then you just aren't doing your jo b." When re-rating records, Marsh caused a bit of furor among rock fans when docking The Doors' classic final LP "L.A. Woman" from five stars to a mere two. "I don't care what you're comparing it to, in any remotely objective sense, "L.A. Woman" is not a great record," said Marsh during our interview. Marsh didn't bother explaining why he felt this way, but it seems that no other rock critics or fans agree with him. Marsh, meanwhile, reserved his five star ratings for albums like Michael Jackson's overhyped and overplayed "Thriller" which some folks are already predicting will soon meet th e same oblivion as 1977's commercial smash "Saturday Night Fever." In answer to a statement written in a recent Chicago Tribune column stating that "Out of the thirty million people who bought Michael Jackson's "Thriller," probably twenty-six million are sorry," Marsh stated "I think that's one hundred percent wrong!" These arbitrary criticisms aren't all Marsh is about, however. While "Rock and Roll Confidential" is subject to Marsh's opinions, it still does serve its purpose as a newsletter giving it s readers information on rock that just isn't found elsewhere. The absence of banal photos, ads and glossy profiles on teen idols is also welcome. Marsh's books are well researched and intelligently written. His opinionated criticisms seem absent in his affectionate and accurate evaluation of Presley's undeniable impact and artistry in the book, "Elvis," doing similar service to The Who in the book "Before I Get Old" and Bruce Springsteen in "Born To Run." Dave Marsh is opinionated as hell, true, but he is also a good writer, and like few others, genuinely loves rock music (even to the point of calling " rap" exciting). It is these positive aspects tha t make "Rock and Roll Confidential" worth checking out. Information regarding the newsletter is available from Marsh at Box 1073, De pt. 5, Maywood, NJ 07607. by Patrick Zirkelbach Watch out. They're coming. Speeding through t he streets instilling terror in the hearts of the people. Sleek and quiet, the metal and chrome of their frames glisten in the glow of the street lights. Mothers pull their children in to the house to protect them from the horror they will eventually face. As you wait in the house, you know they'll be driving down your str eet soon. You hear the engines now, pulling around the corner. Mopeds. Charging down the avenues, swerving in and out of traffic. Motorized vehicles taking advantage of their maneuverability and small size. The drivers are an elite crowd. Wearing nylon and spandex, they look upon the world with disdain and contempt, reassuring themselves that they are superior to all other vehicles. They use their gas mileage as weapons, fighting back the ridiculing mobs with phrases like, "Well, I filled my tank three months ago and it's not down to the half-way mark yet," or "I had to spend all of 53' to fill my tank. What is this world coming to? " Not to be outdone, the a uto drivers retaliate with phrases like, "At least I can go over 30 miles an hour," and "Who's going to be looking for a ride this winter?" and "Oh yeah, says you." Judging by their popularity, it unfortunately looks like mopeds are here to stay. Mothers and students alike are taking to the words of Adam Ant by spending that hardearned money they we re saving for a Ford Catalina and running to the nearest Honda dealer to get in on the action. So take advantage of the situation. Do yourself a favor. Do society a favor. Invite a moped over to l Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Pat Zirkelbach lunch. Then run it over repeatedly with your Che vy 4x4. COMING EVENTS FROM PGiMK«iiama susasna "Romancing The Stone Thurs., Sept. 20 — 3: 30 Fri., Sept. 21 - 1:30 & 7:30 Sun., Sept. 23 — 7:30 <1.00 Rated PG Union Cinema // Brian Huskey Contemporary Folk Music Tuesday, Sept. 25 11:30 AM — U nion Square FREE FREE TUESDAY FLICKS Starting Oct. 2 Clint Eastwood Month "Hang 'Em High" Oct. 2 Rated G Brewers vs. Toronto Blue Jays Friday, Sept. 28 *8°° in cludes beer/bus Only 20 Tickets Left! Fan Appreciation Night Events Sponsored By Parkside Activities Board A pause in the disaster 10 Thursday, Sept. 20, 1984 RANGER Baseball season begins Golfers tie for sixth by Robb Luehr The Parkside men's golf team began its season two weeks ago. On Sept. 9, the Rangers traveled to Stevens Point for the Pointer Invitational. Fifteen teams participated, and when it was all over, UWWhitewater, led by medalist Jim Wahl's 78, stood alone at the top of the standings with 385. Parkisde finished in a tie for sixth with St. Norbert at 413. The top finisher for the Rangers was Rick Elsen with a 79. Other scores were Ken Maegaard at 80, Jim Zuzinec at 84 and Scott Schellpfeffer and Bill Aiello at 85. "We played OK," said coach Steve Stephens, "but nobody got it going, which is typical of the first tournament of the year." Things improved at the next tournament on Sept. 10 at the Tuscumbia Invitational. Led by Zuzinec's 73, Parkside shot a team total of 385, just six shots behind UW-Oshkosh. Zuzinec's score put him in a three-way tie for second place in individual honors, one shot behind medalist Dale Seidl of UWGreen Bay. "Jim played extremely well, but he didn't putt well," commented Stephens. "However, he was consistent for the most part." The rest of the team had good roun ds, also, all breaking 80. Maegaard had 77, Mike Ritacco and Schelpfeffer each shot 79 and Kyle Corrigall had a 79. Stephens said he was happy with his team's play and he was "pleased with the overall consistency of the team." After these first two matches, the team is playing well, and Stephens believes they will be very competitive the rest of t he fall season. "If we can keep it coming now," said Stephens, "I think we can approach what we did at the beginning of the season. If we're able to do that, Parkside will have to be reckoned with." The men's fall baseball season is off to a good start. Last year's defending champions played two games with Marquette last Saturday, at Parkside, with a 1-1 result. The team lost the first game 12-8. According to captain Duane McLean, they lost because Parkside gave up 13 walks. Starting for the team as pitcher was Chris Rozell, a returning junior. Kyle Backes, a returning junior, relieved Rozell. Senior Duane McLean had two hits and two RBI's. One home run was hit by freshman John Nielsen. McLean said the team still did quite well. "We were down 11-0 and we came back in the fifth inning... we couldn't, however, overcome the walks," McLean corn- Last Saturday, Sept. 15, the men's cross country team took second out of 19 te ams in the SIU-Edwardsville Invitational. The men ran on an eight-kilometer course. George Kapheim placed fifth, with a time of 26.01. Tim Renzelmann placed eighth, with a time of 26.05. Dan Stublaski, with a time of 26.35, finished in eighteenth place. Rich Miller finished right behind Stublaski, with a time of 26.40. Andy Ferrano completed the race in 27.10 and took 29th place. Services Offered IMPROVE STUDY habits. Lose weight, stop smoking. Reduce stress and anxiety through clinical hypnosis. Call Randall Potter at 414/652-2727. EDITING AND typing of papers, essays and manuscripts. Reasonable, professional. 632- For Sale BEAUTIFUL, WARM, hand-woven ECUADORAN PONCHOS for fan, back-to-school wear. Send for FREE color brochure. Ponchos, PO Box 142, Sussex WI 53069. COFFEE TABLE-rotmd. Oak loveseat, early American rocker. Phone 554-6021. French Provincial Girls dresser and nfahtstand. Abo wash machine. If interested aul JiU at 637-9928. mented. Parkside came back in the second game. The men won 4-1. Tim Sorensen, a returning junior, was the winning pitcher. He pitched 4% innings. He allowed four hits, walked none and struck out four batters. Freshman Darryl Hastings picked up a save. McLean was two for three with three RBI's. The following two games will be held here at Parkside. Saturday^ Sept. 22 at noon, Parkside will compete against UW-Milwaukee. Concordia will be the visiting team on Sunday, Sept. 23. The game will begin at 1:30 p.m. The fall season roster includes junior Scott Brooks and freshman Guy Hoffman as catchers; first The first place team, Southeastern Missouri, ended up with 51 points. Parkside left the Invitational with 79 points. Northwest Missouri came in third with 87 poi nts, and fourth place was claimed by SIU-Evansville, with team scores adding up to 124. According to Coach Lucian Rosa, the team ran a good race, even though three of the top nine players were injured. Both Stublaski and Ferrano ran good races. Rosa felt Help Wanted PHOTOGRAPHY AND sales, part-time. Flexible hours, experience desirable. Phone Sears Portrait Studio. 694-3030, ask for Kim. Personals DAN HALL: Mr. B.H.C. with No Balls at all. WANNA CALIFORNIA Sui te program? Contact PA&L. B AC. Cannot perform under pressure. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Julie, from all of us at Ranger Hall. CYNDE-MEET me meet me in the elevator tonight Love elevator mystery man. JOHN WHETHERLY- the "great" R.A., you have the sexiest bod in Ranger Hall KATHY D. We know what you're up to. Remember Karma, what goes around comes around. Jhn Ndbesrx classified for you because you didn't want oae. JIM: NOW you have two classifieds. What are you going t o do? base, Barry Freitag, a transfer student and John Nielsen, freshman; second base, John Wagner, freshman and Tim Wieperp, senior. Competing for the starting shortstop position are junior John Fisher, sophomore Stu Bloom and freshman Jon Gordon. Third base is manned by s enior Scott Brzenk. Left fielder is Mike Stolnack, a transfer student. Captain Duane McLean plays center field, and right field is played by freshman Earl Niebaur. The pitching staff is composed of Tim Sorensen, a returning junior; Chris Rozell, junior; Kyle Backes, returning junior; and freshmen Darryl Hastings and Mike Ramchek. these two members helped the team take second place. The Midwest Collegiate Invitational will be held at Parkside this weekend, beginning on Saturday at 12:45 p.m. Rosa said this is the biggest meet of the season. Among the teams will be top runners from UW-Madison, Eastern Illinois, Purdue and St. Cloud (Minnesota). Madison, Eastern Illinois and Purdue are all in Division I categories. Sports fans are encouraged to come and watch the team run it out. Volleyball results This past week, Parkside's women's volleyball team placed third out of 20 teams in the UWMilwaukee Panther Open. Parkside beat Northwestern Illinois 15-13,15- 7. In the semifinals, Parkside lost to Bradley, 17-15, 20-1 5. The team's standings are 6-3. The next game will be at Parkside on Thursday, Sept. 20 a t 7 p.m. This weekend they will travel to La- Crosse for a tournament. The results will be featured in next Thursfle (Dliiz &uieet 25 ° OFF Chocolate Covered Malted Milk Balls Week of Sept. 24 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. 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Wayne Adema scored the se cond goal at 17:17, assisted by Rocky Donovan. Greater Milwaukee Open Parkside dominated statistically £2?• • g* ^ and corner d'. Gaahe Jeff Medin picked ud the shut-out while the Trinity keeper was forced to make 17 saves. The Rangers were once again without the services of veteran sweeper Andy Buchanan. Junior college transfer Mike Robertson moved over from his outside back position and did an excellent job Freshman John Scanlan had a good game, playing at outside fullback. Tennis team loses again The women's tennis team lost again. In Milwaukee the team's overall score was 9-0. According to coach Wendy Miller, player Linda Masters had a good match considering the other player's scores. Masters lost, however, with match scores 64 and 6-3. Saturday's doubles tournament in Oshkosh e nded up in a loss for Parkside. Miller feels that the team didn't even place. Linda Masters and Amy Tropin teamed up, but lost to Eau Claire, 6-1, 3-6 and 6-3. Tropin a nd Master lost the consofcfion match against UW-Stout 3- 6, 6-1 and 6-1. Miller said t here was a loss of concentration by both women, which contributed to their losses. The team needs moral support from the fans. Their next match is today at 3 p.m. against Aurora College The next home game will be Sunday, Sept. 23 at noon. The team will compete against UW-Stevens Point. All ho me games are located in the back of the PE building on the tennis court. Jeu de paume, anyone? by Kimberlie Kranich What sport originated in France, can be played with either two or four players a nd is so strict on etiquette on the professional level that a player breaking the rules is readily fined? The answer: tennis. As early a s the 12th or 13th century, the game of tennis began, but was called "jeu de paume," meaning game of the palm. In "jeu de paume," the players batted a ball back and fo rth over a net with the palm of their hand. Major Walter Clopton Wingfield of England, generally considered the father of modern tennis, introduced in 1873 a version of the game closely resembling the sport as it is played today. Tennis is played on a court made either of grass, clay, concrete, wood or commercial surfaces (a combination of asphalt, cork and plastic fibe rs). The game we refer to today simply as "tennis" is actually "lawn tennis." When tennis was first brought to the U.S., it was played solely on grass. Most major tennis tournaments, Wimbledon for example, are played on grass courts. The ball bounces low on gr ass courts, thereby fostering a n aggressive match. Played on clay courts, the ball takes a slower bounce, thus fostering a game of long rallies. The concrete courts, like those at Parkside, elicit high an d deep rebound shots. The fastest of all court surfaces is the wood su rface. Because of t he speed with which the hall leaves the court, the player must use a very s hort backswing on the forehand an d backhand strokes. To play tennis, one needs a tennis racquet, tennis balls, tennis shoes and comfortable clothing. Tennis racquets vary in materials from wood to aluminum to graphite. For a beginner, a wooden racrecommended because it a player's control of the quet is aids in ball. When selecting a racquet, the most important factor to consider is the "grip" size, or circumference of the handle. If the grip is too small, the racquet will tend to slip in one's hand; if the grip is too large, the racquet cannot be held firmly and may slip. One way to determine one's proper grip size is to wrap the fin- Continned on pa ge 12 by Rob b Luehr Friday was a big day for me - I finally got to see a major golf tournament, thanks to the Ranger and the organizers of the Greater Milwaukee Open. I received a guest pass to do a story on what it's like to be at a major Professional Golfers Assocation event. As a golfer myself, I can tdl you it was a good feeling to be within mere feet of some of the best golfers in the world: men such as Tom Watson, Calvin Peete, Andy Bean, Tom Kite and ChiChi Rodriquez. The first incarnation of the GMO was held at the North Shore Country Club in 1968. I t was held there through 1970. In 1971 and 1972 th e event was moved to the Tripoli Country Club. In 1973 Tuckaway Country Club became the permanent home of the tournament. The only drawback to the tournament in the past was that it was played only one week before the British Open. All the big names wait to Britain to prepare for that, thus leaving t he GMO with second division play ers. Naturally, without a big name or two, not many people are going to come out to see the event. I mean, who's gonna follow Gavin Levinson or Rick Dalpos for 18 holes? It's not that they haven't had great players play in the GMO: Arnold Pa lmer, Gary Player and Sam Snead played there in the early days of the tournament, and Lee Trevino was there as recently as 1978. He came to Milwaukee and intended to leave right after the last round to catch a plane to the British Open. As luck would have it, Trevino ended up in a sudden death playoff that lasted for eight holes, the longest in PGA history. He just barely made his plane. This year, however, was differWATCH THE ^•(4r Si CHICAGO CUBS \ M ^ THIS WEEK AT THE CUBS WIN! UNION SQUARE y y , ATHLETE OF THE WEEK ••••••••••••••• Senior Cross Country Runner GEORGE KAPHE1M was at his best this week. He ran fifth at the Edwardsville Invitational, out of 172 starting entries. Last year George was named a NAIA All American for the first time and he is on his way to achieving that status again this year. Before the Edwardsville event, he ran second in the two previous cross country competitions. We wish George Good Luck throughout the coming year. ent. The people in charge of the GMO decided that if they wanted big names in Milwaukee, they would have to change the timing of the event. They decided to have it the second week of September so conflict with an important tournament would b e eliminated. The strategy worked. Tom Watson, this year's top money winner, and Tom Kite, number two in earnings, announced that they would come to Milwaukee. In fact, six of the top 20 money w inners entered. I figured that following a particular player for a round would be interesting. I forked out 50 cents for a pairing sheet and looked for a familiar name who might be teeing off when I got there. I quickly noticed Tom Kite was about ready to go on his second nine holes of the day. Upon further scanning, I noticed another very well-known name. ChiChi Rodriguez, Puerto Rico's answer to Jack Nicklaus, was to tee off a bout the time Kite was to finish his round. So I had time to follow Kite and got back in time to follow Rodriques. Kite and his playing partners Gary Hallberg and Mark McCumber went out on hole number one. For all three golfers, it was an uneventful round, except on hole four, where Kite's second shot decided to home in on a man sitting in a lawn chair. On one bounce, the ball ended up in the guy's lap. Fortunately for both men, Kite got a free drop and made a par on the hole. Kite went on to shoot a 71, as did McCumber. Hallberg shot a 75. Now it was time. Rodriguez got a big hand from the crowd as he stepped up to the first tee. He acknowledged the gallery more than once. In fact, during his whole round he talked to spectators constantly. He answered questions, told jokes and basically had a good time on the course. Rodriguez did his famous sword act when he made a birdie on the sixth hole. For those who have never seen the Rodriguez saber dance, he sticks his putter in his belt, pulls it out, does a mark of Zorro, wipes off the blade and puts it back in his belt. After that, on the seventh tee, he stated that golf was "the most fun you could have with your clothes on." He went on to post a 72. I have to say something about Rodriguez's putter. I spoke to his caddy, who said the putter Rodriguez was using was 48 ye ars old and that Rodriguez found it in a pawn shop 15 years ago. A true golfer would appreciate seeing that putter. I know for some of you, hitting a little white ball with a stick is not exactly enough to make goose bumps appear. But for those of you who have had the unequaled feeling of hitting a shot within two feet of the cup, this game grabs you and won't let go. Just ask the estimated 33,000 people who attended the last day of the GMO. They all saw a great tournament and look forward to next year to see who'll be here to challenge this course. I think that this year was just the beginning of a new era of golf in Milwaukee. Look for many more stars of the PGA to be there next year and for many years to come. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN MONDAY, SEPT. 24 SAN DIEGO AT LA RAIDERS > • BEER • SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION 12 Thursday, Sept. 20, 1984 Graduate continues career at Parkside RANGER by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor What happens to past students and athletes? One former favorite, Dona Driscoll, is working part-time in the physical education building. She also assists Mike Dewitt in coaching the women's cross country team. To jog your memory, Driscoll ran for Parkside's track and cross-country teams. She was awarded All American twice in cross country, twice for the 600 yd. race and once in the 3000 M. She began her athletic career at Jeu de paume, anyone? Muskego High, not as a runner, however, but as a swimmer. Driscoll explained, "I was a swimmer before I was a runner. I never went out for cross country in high school. I was never a serious runner," Dona concluded. Driscoll was a sprinter, however, and in her senior year, former Parkside coach Barb Lawson recruited her. College wasn't in Driscoll's picture, but she couldn't refuse a scholarship to run for Parkside. As a freshman, Driscoll only ran indoor and outdoor track. Her Continued from page 11 gers around the handle in one direction and the thumb in the other direction. If the grip is proper, one's thumb should extend over the first knuckle of the middle finger. Tennis has what is perhaps the most unique scoring system of a ny popular sport today. There are four basic points in the game. The first point has a value of 15; the second poind 30; the third point 40; and the fourth point is simply "game." The term for a score of zero in tennis is "love." When calling off the score, the server's score is always declared first. When e ach player wins three points apiece, the score is "deuce." Once at deuce, a player must win the next two consecutive points in order to win the set. "Advantage" is the term that refers to the point following deuce. If it is the server's advantage, it is called "advantage in" and when it is the receiver's advantage, it is called "advantage out." There is a variation to the way in which one can score tennis. Instead of giving t he value of the first point at 15. it can be called 1; the second point 2; the third point 3; and the fourth point "game." The term for zero is still "love." The reason for this change is to make the game shorter. After one has the proper tennis equipment and knows how to keep score, one must learn the four basic strokes of tennis: the forehand drive, the backhand drive, the serve and the volley. To put the ball in play, one must utilize the serve. With the serve, one throws the ball into the air and hits it with the racquet in midair before it bounces, sending it over the net into the opponent's service box. The receiver of the serve can return the serve on one bounce with a backhand or forehand drive, depending on where the ball lands in the service box. After the ball has been in play a while, one may want to charge the net and hit a volley. During a volley one punches the ball with the racquet while it is still in midair, before it has bounced, forcing it into the opponent's court. There are variations of each of these shots and the mastering of each takes many hours of practice. If you want to improve your tennis game, just look under "tennis" in the subject catalog of the Parkside library, and you'll find some helpful books with illustrations on how to play. Tennis is for the young and old, amateurs and professionals. Although the game of tennis has not changed drastically since it was introduced to the U.S. by Sir Walter Wingfield, one's own tennis game can improve dramatically, depending upon the number of hours one devotes to practice. Sports Trivia In the 1956 World Series, Don Larsen pitched the only perfect game in Series history. What team did he beat, and what was the final score of the game? The answer to last week's question is Jim O'Brian. Puzzler Answer Ranger needs sportswriters roommates, on the other hand, were cross country runners. She watched their dedication, early morning runs and twice-a-day workouts and decided to follow their lead. Driscoll added, "My friends said, 'Just go out for cross country. It'll help your base for track.' " In her first year of cross country, Driscoll made All American. She placed 17th in a field of 25 ru nners in Salinas, Kansas. The following year, at Parkside, Driscoll took 14th out of 25. Again, she made All American honors. Suffering from an injury, Driscoll was unable to run the 1983 indoor track season. Her final semester was approaching, and her qualification as an athlete was running out. When the outdoor season arrived in March, she was still injured. Nationals were coming up in a month and a half. Wanting to leave Parkside in style, Driscoll began intense training. Nothing was going to stop her. "Everything centered around training back then," Driscoll recalled. "I was afraid to miss one day or my twice-a-day workouts. My season records weren't that great, but that didn't matter; everything came down to Nationals." When it came time for Nationals, Driscoll wasn't sure she was ready. "At the race I was afraid, but I guess I was as ready as I ever was going to be at that time." "Everything fell into place," she added. "It was a great race, probably the best race I've ever run." She remembered certain feelings at the race. "In the first couple of miles, I was about sixth or seventh. After a couple more laps, I started picking off the runners. All of a sudden, I realized I was right in front with the lead runner. No one else was around." Driscoll finished second, with a time of 947.6. Sh e was .3 seconds behind first. Now, she's not as serious. She runs with the team in the evenings and by herself in the morning. She runs every day except Saturdays and Sundays. Throughout the week, she varies her workouts from difficult to easy to medium days. She averages about 70-75 miles a week. This past summer, Driscoll participated in a European race. She went with an International Sports Exchange group out of California. This year's race was held in Cologne, West Germany. Driscoll had the opportunity to compete against some teams that participated in this summer's Olympic games. Driscoll completed first in the 3000 M rac e. At pr esent, Driscoll doesn't have any dreams of contending in the Olympics. "I don't think I'm Olympic caliber right now, nor think I ever will be. I just like to take one seaso at a time," asserted Driscoll. She added, "I know my times have come down a lot over the years just from a l i t t l e harder training...Maybe I'll join a national team." In January, 1985 Driscoll hopes to move to Arizona. The 24-year-old stated, "Hopefully I can start training more seriously, especially in the warmer climate." Ranger photo by Jay Crapser Dona Driscoll Driscoll is competing in races. She leaves weekends open for just that. Last weekend she ran at County Stadium in the Miller Brewery Race. With a time of 17.32, she took first in the 5000 M. race. Running with the present cross country team, Driscoll has the chance to watch the girls and offer advice. She stated, "I think this year's team is together and self motivated. They like training and like each other. They're everything a coach could ask for in a team," concluded Driscoll. She also offers advice to the team and to beginners. "It's hard in the beginning, but it gets easier. If you really want it, you have to work for it; and finally, things start falling into place." @® @®^7®D0(°1 COMPATIBILITY. . . EsogGO [fee TOTAL PERFORMANCE! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Peer Support Page 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Bolero review Page 12 ~ University of Wisconsin·Parkside Australian Rules Football Page 13 Vol. 13, No.2 Assista,nj Chancellor Stoffle to leave; Bassis Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle announced Tuesday that she has accepted the position as Associate Director of Public Services at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. the nation's largest and most prestigious system of libraries. Stoffle will assume her new duties in mid-January and will serve out her term at Parkside until Jan. 15. Stoffle, 41. has been at Parkside for 12 years. From 1972-73 she worked as a reference librarian; between 1973 and 1976 she headed the library Public Service division; from 1976 to 1978 she was Assistant Director of the library/learning center and head of Public Service; for several months in 1978 she served as Executive Assistant to the Chancellor; and she was named Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services in 1978. where she has served to the present time. In her new position. Stoff1e will be responsible for the development and evaluation of public service for 31 service units with 10 department . heads reporting directly. Stolfle ~U start at a salary of $60.000; she ., - currently makes $44,000 at Parkside. The University of Michigan's Library currently ranks sixth in its size of collections. fifth in its slaff size (455 fulltime) and eighth in the size of its operating budget among the country's Association of Research Libraries. Stoffle rose quickly to the top of her field after being instrumental in developing a bibtiographic instruction program at Parlrside which became a national model for univer- . sity libraries. She was elected 1982- 83 president of the 9.llOO-member Association of College Research Lihraries (ACRL). a rare honor for a librarian from a relatively small, public undergraduate university. She succeeded the library dfrector .of Stanford University as head of ACRL. "1 accepted the position at the University of Michigan' with very mixed feelings. 1 feel reluctant to leave Parkside. a place where I've grown. learned from many people and had the opportunity to work with students. which is unique for a librarian. Professionally 1 am a IiAfter a slow summer. and failing with sucb an intelligent and wellto make .their meeting quorum re- voiced person. 1 think we can get quirements twice. Parkside Student the Senate working again." Government Association (PSGA) Tunks. who was unable to attend found.it necessary to call an emer- .. the meeting Friday. gave writlen gency meeting on Friday, Sept. 7. acceptance of the appoinbnent, and The emergency. meeting was ad- said in a later comment. "I'm ezejoumed and a quorumed meeting ited. 1am xeaIIy looting forward to was reached. fulfilling a successful term_ I beVice-President Paul Johnson as- lieve Paul and 1 will he able to sumed the chairing role in the work well with the Senate. the Admeeting. as well as the role of the ministration and the student body." Presidency, .after Scott Peterson's When asked what issues Tunks official resignation from the office intends to addreas. she said that was received on Friday. Peterson basic issues included rebuilding the was found ineligible to hold the of- Senate. making a more intelligently lice of President for failing to com- based decision aliout pulling out of Ite his coD sklIls . the United Council and dealing p e egiate reqwre- .with the issue of lower' enrollment meats inthe desigDated amount of affecting the amoimt of Segregated time. Terry Tunks. secretary-treasurer Fees available. of PSGA was appointed to the position of vice president. Johnson. who was elected last spring to the position. of vice-president. made the appointment near the end of the meeting. statinl that he felt Tunks would do a good job for the studenti and the senate. "I'm' loOking forWard to workinIl brarian and it is something 1want to do. 1feel 1can contribute there because 1 have learned so much here. 1leave with a lot of wonderful memories and I'm going to miss many people." said Stolfle. StoIDe has authored and co-authored three books. published scores of articles and papers and addressed conferences and consulted throughout the U.s .• Canada and England. She has held leadership positions on several key UW System library and student services committees and has been active in university and community affairs. Stolfle received her A.A. from Southern Colorado State' College in 1963; B.A. from UniversIty of Colorado in 1965; M.SL.S. from University of Kentucky in 1969 and is currently a PhD candidate in Iligher Education Administration at UW-Madison. Chancellor Alan E. GuSkin called StoIDe's departure "disappointing but not surprising. Carla is right at the top of her field," he said. "This kind of opportunity was just a matter of time for her. And she'll achieve even more in the years ahead. She has done a named interim Carla Stoffle superb job at Parlrside. We will miss her." Guskin said Michael S. Bassis. Associate Dean of Faculty and associate professor of sociology. will serve as interim Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services beginning in January. Bassis. 40. joined Partside in 1981 after 10 years at the University of Rhode Island. where he rose to associate professor and served as acting Assistant Dean of Arts and Sciences. He has·M.A. and PhD degrees in sociology from the University of Chicago and a B.A. from Brown University. Senate tightens the belt by returning money The Partsiile Student Government Association (PSGA) approved the return of the capital ezpense category of, theiz 1984/85 f1SC3l bUdge\ to the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) Friday. The returned amount was $3861.24. and included the mM computer the Senate had requested in theiz budget submitted last year. President Paul Johnson ........ ted returninll several items on the capital ezpense line of the budget. including a desk, a clock. a refrigerator. a tape recorder and tapes. an answering machine and two cork· boards. The remaining item on the budget would then he the IBM Computer. President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Joe Vignleri. was rec0gnized by the chair and requested illat the Senate not return the tape recorder and tapes; however adding the IBM Computer to the list of returns would he more acceptable. Vign\eri stated that he felt the tape recorder and tapes would he helpful in the meetiDgsj however be mechanism to assure that this oefound that personal computers in curs." .the library would mate better. use The committee would he reof the computers as well as better use of the student money.. . sponsible for seven events 011 camVign\eri then moved to return all pus. including National HIspanic of the Iistl!d items, inchvting the Heritage Week, Hom .... ning. Marcomputer and With the em!plion of tin Luther King Jr. Commemonthe tape recorder and tapes. The live. BIac:It HIslory Month. WlnlB motion was pasaed tbrouch the Sen- Carnival. Women's HIstory Week ate on a 4-1~vote. and CIna> de .va",. Johnson said this about the vote Homecoming and Winter Carthe Senate took: "1 thinIl it was a nival are already hodgeted events great decision made at the wrong on campus and would require DO time. All the faets have not been further allocation; however. the compiled and the rationale isn't other five events will require an esclear. The Senate wants that money timated $SOOO. In Its final ll\IIIlIIICl 10 he given bact. SO that·s what will meeting. SUFAC approved the aIlohappen." cation of the $SOOO from n!lII!M!I to Other \egisIation pasaed in the support the events. pending Senate meeting FrIday included approval approval. With the approval of this of an AII-Campus Events CommIt- legislation. these events will he tee. The proposal for the commit- sponsored for the coming year. tee states that the purpose would he "to Identify certain major all Tabled legislation included the campus events which are of such approval of the Off-Campus Eveats importance that it should he the re- .CommIttee, which VignIeri tabled sponsibiIily of the campus 10 spon- for further dIscussioo 011 a wording • sor them each year and.llllllJlllella·· dispute .. - Z ft...","y, Sept. 13, 1114 Editorial Peer Support is worth the effort Pee< SUpport bas -. Ci- a raw deal and the situation is not pUlllc IIIJ better. 'I1le major orpnization, wbicb was bollsed in an individual office lD CGmIIIunity Studenl SeM<eo, WLLC D-179, lost their office this ........... """" their _ ~ in after being promoted. They 110ft rdo<altd 10 a desk lD an open area 01 CSS. In their present ...... the _ ..- __ can IIley conducI mucb private _. lor lear 01 disrupting CSS office opera\iollS. 1beir lormer on"", was suppostdly always eoosidertd "temporary." AI this point in Ilmt. I...stops have -. talten 10 reIocale Peer Support to a ""'"' table borne. Even !DOn! unfortunate, the PSGA senate and the admlnlstratioa Ill ... both Iailtd 10 assist and support this group. Tl.rM IS an unportanl oIenlenl in this siluatioa. U Peer Support eontio to lI<mpl worbnc from "a desk," then il is likely that theY will r8IlOlIl \ben! the rat 01 the )'Sf. 1\ is essential thai action Ia ......,rt 01 the poup beciD immediately! 'I1le questloD bas -. posed, does Peer Support really need their own o/lIce! 'I1le ......... is unequivocally, ye. "- SUpport Is a ......,rt group lor DOIHraditionaJ students (age it and ovu). wbicb totals 50~I 01 the studenl population. The _ JOneS as an tducatiooal and infonnational launch lor nonrradII .etullIillI to -IJ life. 1be :IS immediate activ. m<mbers .... aIre8dy booted a student orientation program and IIley have bepl to raise IIIDd:IIor studenl scbo\arsbipo. 1bey operal. on a fairly Iarce IJud&et wbicb supports their pro«rams. One 01 Peer Supports projects <umnlly lD the worb is to man the WLLC lnfonnation 'I1le nallft 01 Pee< Suppor1S actMties require \bern to be near CSS The ........ tion bas m·lalalll"" a sood rapport with CSS and lbls reIa\lomblp sbouId be eaeouraged to grow. Tbe<efore, "- Support IIllIIt Ilay Ia WLLC. AI the PSGA -.1. meetln& last Fnday the senal. failed to pledge their ......,rt 10 Pee< Support. TbIs was \arieIY dU<! to the inlimidal· IDe nolan 01 the admiDIstratioCL 1\ appears the !eIlilte sbitd away I""" taklIII a staDd be<a_ theY Iell the administration migbl nol ....... The ..... t. must molizIe thalllley will not be cbastistd lor diH- ..... with the "'""NItration -they are not the know-all, end-all 01 the _ty 1\ is aIoo distressing to see one major organization, PSGA, !all to _ anol!I<!' major orpnizalion, Peer Support, when \boy are moot In need. PSGA, wbid> represents the studenl body, ignortd 50~I 01the studenl population wben IIley failed to tak. a IlaDd em Pee< Support. The admiDIstralion is dolDc very little to assist Peer Support. Whm asked at \be !eIlilte meetln& why "- Support could not be moved 1010the 10I'1Ilft SOCIPSGA nflice (now a break area for second shift eustocIial .taln, Assistant 0JanceIJ0r Carla Stolfle staltd that studenl ...... ooce Ci- to staff_ coaId not be reverted 10 studenl space. The ~ -ud like 10 see the documentation where sucb a rule is wrllI .... U lbls statement is true then the lOI'1Ilft Peer Support office sbouId be returned 10 the group, a1tbougb SInce il was originally staff space. It was student«tuple<! """" it was taken away. Or is what's IlOOd for \be goooe not good for th. gander? W. lhinI: il is. fn addition. If the lanner PSGAISOC office was bulIl for studenl organizatiolls, It suppostdly was, then why weren'l all of the studenlleaden caasuIted befon! the oIIice was given ID the staH? Pee< Support IS a last 1JOWiDC, viable organizali<lo, wbich needs to be ......... uad and taI< ... S<riouIy for its purpose on this campus. 1be _Is bemc ptaced on this group due to a Iact 01 a private space w1II dostroy II ow is the Ilmt ID get bebind this organization and lIDd lh<m a bame. RANGER ...::::.... =- - "WITH EIGHT WEEKS LEFT TO GO TO NOVEMBER 6thA'NWDEAPBRCOJECTNBC WILLCALL THE ELECTION AT 1:37 E.S.t; CBS AT 7:42. AT 7:44:" ,-':.:;'~-.:'t~,;fr.f,"'" Nobody asked me, but... Kenosha politics by Bob Kiesliag fn WiscoIISin, wbere the mayor of th. stat.'s largesl city runs virlually unopposed f!!Veryfour years, and where on. of the larger scandals of the last several years ellncemed the secretary of state's pbone bills. politics are practiced In Kenosha with a passion unrivaled anywhere else. AI this writing, there are nine candidates for one state assembly seal Within several weeks after th. vacancy was announced, candidates, some of whom bad only th. vaguest polilical experience, had organizations up and running. fn this latest round 01 polilical musical chairs, there are also races for sberiH, county clerk, clerk of the courts and a state senate seal Somebow th. eJections there always seem more exciting. Consider the mayoral .Iection last spring, where the incumbeDt won by a relative landslide of 31 voles. H. was pleased. The Iasl tune, the mayor won by a single vol •. fn a Iabor-orienled town like K.,. nosba, th. only candidales wbo really count are Democrats. This puts ambitions party workers in a . unique position: they must be aggressiv., bul If th.y want to be elecred, they can't go against th. party. Consider a conversation I bad recenUy with one young Democrat, who, I'm sure, prefers not 10 be named. "There aren't going ID be any openings for a whil., but if Smith goes to th. assembly, and If Johnson takes his place at the county, then maybe I can take his seal. Know any really bad aldermen?" "Not offhand." "Well, If I see any, maybe next eJection I'll move Into his district and run against bun." Th. Democratic machin. In Kecnosha bas its factions, rivalries and alliaces. Howf!!Ver, il seems as if there are really two parties: Them and Us. Both are basically 'Democratic, but In Kenosha even th. RepUblicans sbow a ;trong pl'l>' labor influence. At fundrais.rs, tbos. parlies wh.r. politicans and th. politically ambitious to go observe, be seen and trade gossip, th. team from the other sid. of the tracks is mention· ed s.ldom, If at all. And then only derisiv.ly. or cours., it doesn't burt lhallhe area's slat. senator is a close potiti- . cal ally of th. governor and thai the governor can't stand th. mayof. Th\U}l'lYl!l'~d th. senator Iiv. on opposite ·sid.s Of tb. politicli! tracks. or sud> things are rwnor, and Interesting elections, mad •. But most of all, Kenosha is per. haps th. biggest sma11 town in the slate. Many people know al 1easI on. of their eJected officials personally, and 9>'y may also Imow a rival candidate. The media contributes by mentioning local officials as if they bad just stopped by th. news· room for a cup of coffee. Polilies in Kenosba are shaped by a ligbUykrilt triangl. of politicians, th. media and th. public. Everyone acts as If they themselves were runni!.'g. And that is as It should be. 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" ........ ~'." _,. ,ro , , • RANGER 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Peterson resigns TO: All PSGA Senators and Officers FROM: Scott Peterson Due to my collegiate skills negligence and procrastination, I have been placed on collegiate skills drop for a period of one semester and therefore have forfeited my student life eligibility lind subsequenUy my position as PSGA president. 1am deeply angered and sorrowed at my actions and tbose of UW-Parkside and regret tbat I have let down tbe PSGA Senate, tbe student body, and tbe people who have supported my tenure as president. I do feel, tbough, tbat we have an acellent Senate and by continuing to wolll:hard and by wolll:ingtogelber, !be PSGA will be stronger tban ever. And finally, 1hope tbat you will remember one tbing: if you have ScoU PeleIlIOIl sometbing to do, do it today, don't wait until tomorrow. Sincerely, Scott A. Peterson Funding to boost The first is $8,000 from tbe Council'of Great Lakes Governors for a study by tbe CSMR into possible cooperative tourism programs among Wisconsin, Micbigan, 00- nois, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio and Iowa. The research will include analysis of a survey of households in Pittsburgh, Sl. Louis, Kansas City and Louisville to identifY potential tourism and malll:eting opportunities targeted to people in !bose regions. The CSMR also will conduct interviews witb senior management people in tbe travel and tourism Industry to gei tbeir ideas about regional promotion programs. ""';t As part of tbe project, "a seminar *",ong travel and tourism directors of tbe seven states was held at Palll:side ibis summer. Peer Supp.ort Group looks for room to grow SUFACchair, explained to !be Senate tbat tbe issue on tbe floor was not whetber or not Peer Support should be a major organization: "The fact is, tbey have tbat status, and Ibis body has already reconigzed tbem as a major organization. They were ,developed on campus to aid new and returning students in making a successfu1 re-entry into schoo I," Joe Vigniere, President Pro Tempore of !be Senate, questioned Hensiak as to !be number of students Peer Support actnaI\y helps and as to how many students were active in tbat organization. Hensiat continued to explain tbat !be 0rganization currenUy has 35 active members, and develops educational programs for tbe sole purpose of making everyone's educational experience on Ibis campus better. Stome questioned where the group could be boused, and presented to tbe Senate tbat !be group's own advisor was the one who needed tbat office space and tbat it was a matter of priority decision on the part of Community Student Services Director and Assoclate Director: When asked about using space in tbe coffee shop, DOW occupied by Physical Plant but origina11y designed as student space, StofOe found the suggestion unacceptable. P~ Support, the newest major organization on campus, currenUy located at a desk in Community Student Services, was removed , from its office in CSS shorUy before tbe semester started. The office had been given to them on a temporary basis until a more permanent one could be found. The lost office space is to be used by the new Assoclate Director of Community Services, Maureen, Budowle; however, new offiCespace for Peer Support has not been found yet. Paul Johnson, President of PSGA; suggested Friday in !be Senate meeting tbat the Senate make a statement in support of Peer Support's efforts and offer full cooperation; hwoever, after discussion in the meeliqg between senators, students and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stome, the Senate failed to take any action. Several senators raised questions of Peer Support's "major organization" status, when Pat Hensiat, tourism The second CSMR project involves $t,729 from the Wisconsin Department of Deve10pment for a study to measure tbe economic impact of tourisni on a 19-county area of southeastern Wisconsin. The project, which also has been awarded $3,000 from the lJW System Urban Corridor Consortium and $8,000 from Parkside, involves identifying the number and type of overnight faclJities including hotels, motels and campgrounds and surveying those businesses to determine rates and occupaoey patterns. The project was made possible by a specialized computer prngram developed at Parkside by Rovelstad for a study of Ibis kind. Also approved by !be Regents was $5,000 from tbe National Science Foundation for an extremely EI Salvador More chance to leave low temperature fri!ezer to be used by tbe Biomedical Research institute. In addition" the Regents accepted $1,077,868 from tbe federal Department of Education in support of student financial aid at Parkside. The money will be used for loans, grants and wolll:...tudy programs. Also, the Regents accepted $2,574 from the Department of Education for veterans' programming. In addition, the Regents accepted $822 from multiple donors for scholarships in business and education programs and for repair and maintenance of Science Division equipment. Nicaragua "That space was offered to the group. Now it's being used as staff space. It·can't be returned to !be students." In a press release sent out by tbe group, LaVerne Christensen, president of Peer Support, said !be fol- . lowing: "The office we occnpied last year had a temporary status only and Community Student Services had a need for more office space. Peer Support agreed to try a new area tbat _ close to CSS, students and our advisor, but lack of privaey due to !be activity of !be business office has made it very difficult to conduct our oWn business. SeveraJ areas have been sugested but are not appropriate since we need to be accessible to students and CBS staff as well." Christensen added, "Meanwbile, Peer Support and CSS have met and dectded to cooperate In putting togetber a proposal to find our organisation a new, permanent home. Along witb our united goal of finding a permanent home on campus, Peer Support and CSS will be _- ing together on long range planning for student programs and services." President Paul Johbson made Ibis statement after !be Senate failed to take a stand in support of !be group: "I think it's one of tbe most eo.lIa .... oa _ 4 A week at the Park EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE: Starting at 12noon, to the rock music of the "Hot Rods" in Union Square or tbe Patio (dePending on tbe weatber). Admission is free. Sponsored by PAR. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Admission at the door is' $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAR. Fridsy, Sept. 14 WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 1 p.m, in WLLC D174.Call . est. 2452 for more information. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Labor Market Information" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 10H06. Call m. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "How to Increase Profits in a Small Business" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 'JI.Y1. The speaker ,is Robert Davidson of UW-Milwaukee. Call est. 2047 for more details. WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 1p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Healtb Office. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. Wednadsy. Sept. 1. SEMINAR: "Health Insurance" starts at It:50 a.m. in Union 104. The seminar is free and open to !be pubUc. Sponsored by UW-EDensinn. COFFEEHOUSE: Featurtng David Rudolf, from 12 noon to Z p.m. and 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in !be Union Bazaar Area. All are welcome. Sp0nsored by PAR. SUPPORT GROUP: For !be divorced and separated, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. The JlIlIIhDl is free and open to !be public. Sponsored by !be Parkside Healtb Office. WORK8llOP: "Handling !be Disci-, pUne Problem" at 7 p.m. in Union 106, by Professor Dennis Laker. Call m. 2047 for details. Sponsored by !be Small Business De>e1opme11l Center. (NOCRj-"Nicaragu8 is a more' Since December, when it sent a del- stuffs. Student delegates from tbe winnable issue than E1 Salvador," egation of private citizens into Nie- U.S. and Canads were aboard. says Bob Bingaman, IieId organizer aragua's troubled border area to. Anotber group, the National Netfor tbe United States Student Assn- form a "shield of love" against !be wolll:in SoUdarity witb the People elation. "The U.S. is pretty firmly fighting, Ibis church-oriented or- of Nicaragua is, as its name sug_ entrenched in EI Salvador, but ganizationhas sent over 400 private gests, a referral netwolll: rather there's more of a chance to get the observers to the country. The dele- tban a formal organiztion. It conU.S. out of Nicaragua," he says. gations, three each month now, pay nects some 60 groups across the In tbe last year, said Bingaman, their own way, but sign good faith country. Tbe bult of them are not tbere has been a steady increase in "covenants," tbat they will talk' campus-<lriented, but many are student protest about Central about what they see in Nicaragua based in college towns. Last year America, much of it with a Nicara- when tbey return home. tbe netwolll:he1ped to send five volguan focus. Bingaman reports Spokeswoman Betsy Kreitz says unteer brigades l!> Nicaragua -over major protests at UC-Berte1ey as there are usually two Or three stu- 650 people, many of them students. well as many ~ around the dents in each group who become . They went in response to a cal\ for country. Schools In: Oregon and active protest organizers on their help wltb the cotton and coffee barNew York, he said, have been !be return to campus. . vest in tbat country. Debbie Rubin, most active to dste, a1tbougb pro- interim coordinator of !be group, test against U.S. D1Wtary In:terven- In the 1960's few could travel to says !be netwolll: may help send tion in Central America is on !be Vietnam, but Nicaragua is closer olber volunteer brigades Ibis year rise everywhere. ,and safer. Visiting !be country to as well. fro 'caIly wbile students led the see for oneself has become a charg m , Observers of tbe student scene eneral population in !be Vietnam acteristic of tbe new generation of J say aU of tbese efforts potU' t toward protests, they are fo1lowlng private, foreign policy protests. On une 1 A I"" Student Teaching applications for citizens' groups on the Central an organization cal1ed Nicaraguan Nicaraguaastbefocalpointemerg- pp lcatlons theSpringSemester,l8I5,aredue American Issue. Peace Fleet sent a ship from St. ing in a growing wave of campus in !be Education Division office, Gr Witness for Peace is ~ of !be Augustine, Florida loaded with protest against U.S. D1Wtary inter- being taken 210, by September 15. ~~.~~~t. ~f.~~ ~~ •. '."~~~~~U~, ~o~i~.~. f~- H .v~~~.n. ~ .~~t.~?~'..,..,," .,~."1',';."1',~'T"!:' ~. !::!:::::!:!:!:~::;;::;;;;:;:;;~;52:55:;;;iiiiiii====iii';ii SuDdsy, Sept. II MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOIIdsy,Sept. 17 COURSES: "Watercolor" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA lll, "Contemporary Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129, and "Intro to Computers .1" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call m. 2312 for' more information. Sponsored by UW-Enens1on. ·1'1oesdsY. Sept. II SEMINAR: "Job Development and • ......... " sept. IS,1* Off campus event policy under fire from students A _ .,-w-,- policy ~ 0II-eampal ....... ......,..ed by stadeot or- .-_ II UIId«"- 11le policy stale that ·It........ it II espectod tbal studslt orpIliDl10lls us campus facilities for _till· II' .-I ......Is, .t II poosibIo to _ a .-- by wrltl<Il "'1-- U 1M __ II .,.-. 1M orpalDlioo', adwt.w m slIP it. stalilll tllat be abe will be ...- to accept "IESi J eNtity for the eDfortemeat 01 IIIli¥enIIJ polidos." nJa policy .... tabled at !be Fri4a1 PSGA SoDate -... boca .... of <8tala objecUoas by IIDdeal leodIn aDd ....a.p;ty ID Ita _ f&cewat 0lOI 01 !be '>. to 1M _ policy II It II DOl made _ III 1M policy _ po,. 1M ad- _·s _y to !be -. Kaitll 1IumallIl. Pili at of PA&, ....... "I .-Id11ft _ !be policy it 1M a-d.... _ 10 ,., (1M adtIoor" WI\J). 11le ...... .....,.,bit'-"- lilt ...... It ...... l.bIa policy ...... oarlllroalI." .- aIoo acIdod, •...m ..., piIoed "'!be ' I I' .. _ It __ paIIds _ aIIect _ dIrect1J ...... hawly ......... pllIIIc IIIpat _ !be ltDdeIlI," .:- ..... lilt policy boa • ._-'><- W * JIaDCOr PIIolD by Daft McEYoy C _ ..... _ton ..a1t for , ....... at tile lIlInl , • PSGA ___ t-> oIfldaIIy 1m p1e....... ecI, it boa t-> adviIecI tllat stadeot orpIliD- _ /oIIow it. 8IrmaID stated, "I doo·tlbiDk it _ be lair to a dub to baft !be 0Ydlt, .-II as !be MaDacers' DiD- _. ca-tW if in 1M pIaIIaiDc __ 01 lilt <ftIIl. tbeY (1M dub) _'t .....,IOOd relalloDs witll tbeIr od'riIor." l1loft aIao ....... to be some amlIipity as to _t ""ip'le lID ..... t as oII-eampus. sucb as tile PAB-sponsored Badger game. _ is not a bused event. Tbe main objection seems to be that tile organiJatinns simply do not feel that lID advisor is necessary at an oIl-ompus events. "11le administration is treating us like we're still in high scbool." Hannann said. AsoisIant Cllanc:eUor Carla Slolfie .... unavailable for comment. ---Club events--- t1Ieerh , I _ ..._ ,.,! To • PaIbide stadeots: Meet _ Do ,... pe0ple' VIoIt _ U1i' .-I oat .. 5 1 Alld porty a - ... ..... WeD, dleerleIIdlaC It _ WIIJ 01 doiIIC jast lbaIJ U ,... ...,..-IpilaftiDteftltedaDd _ lite to _ DIlft aboat -1eadiJlc. come to __ I.011 W-'y, Sept. 19 at 7 p.m. This -"'1I_1o __ is iDIerested In joiaInc !be , ~ aIao DOII·t be oby~ frIeDd or two, tome tee wbat life _ to 011.... You may lil<e _t ,... and Hope ... _ ,... tIlore Dart TtaJD oIcnme -. Dart..-s. 1lOI>-Oarten, and ~ mutants. 11le ParbIde Dart Ism IS olfainC free dart -.. Ibis F'ndaJ. Sept. 14 ID 1M flecftatioD CeDlor at I pm.. TIle ,ames to be tall&ht are CrIcbt. :1111.501, AlOUIld !be Oodt lIlld_! WE WELCOME BEGINNERS. We .....-te adnDced p1a)'en. WE SHOOT RUSTLEAs ON SIGHT'!! ADlbropoIogy Club 11le lint meeting 01 !be year wiD be beId DeS! W-.,.. Sept. 19 at I p.m. In MoIn. SM. S.W.KA. Student WismIIsin Educ:ation Association (~W.E.A.), !be pre-professional organization for future educators. lUIIOlDCeS its first membaship meeting 00 Wednesday, Sept. 19, at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. An opporluuily to meet and worIr. with otber students committed to iJtlproYin« education and !be professioo. The aperience wiD enbaDa! yoor ovenIJ preparation as a teacher meeting !be cballenge. Inter.Varsity Christian Fellowsbip IDle-Vanity Christian FeUowslop . is an International. inlenlellOaunatiooal group of Christian studsI . We meet ~ in MolD. 107, Wednesdays !nlm I p.m. to 1: 50 p.m. This "",*'s topic: is: God started it. ..- lwn is it "",,1We abo meet for Bible studieI, prayer meetings and occasiunal sodaIs. AD lacuJty and studslts are weIoome. l.tmsted? Questioas! SloP by! PSES 11le first meeting of the Parbide Society of Eogineering Scieoce (PSES) will be beId on Wedoroday. Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D-139. This club welcomes an students in electrical and mecbanical engineer. ing ledmology and applied sciences as well as any other interested students. Meet some of your fellow students and help set the club's fulure. Club listings on Page 7 RANGER News Briefs 1 Soap opera stars pop.ular . come is down. while programs featur- (NOCRl-AmUSement ga;:,~g. reported student union directors in . soaP opera stars are ~ '. Int tinal Dlioois. . tion of College Unions- erna 0 ,the According to the ~r~income is droppitlg off but VIdeo enthuDlinois group also Sll1'. . siasJD continues to ~~" g well the union directors said. but break Big concerts are !10 k om as w~ll as talent shows, are finding suedancing with disc JOc eys, . cess. Unwed mother reinstated .' A U S district judge reinstated Loretta Henricks Spnngflel~. W'ij nal'Honor Society after she had been dropped beWort tO f e a Dey while in high school. the Associated Press recause 0 pregnan ported. Ackerman reinstated Wort "in good slanding" JUd~e tad ~:dthat both the society and the school district had af~, eed al dis",",-;notion against Wort. because unwed fathers pra~uc sexu ~~u.~~. . do not lace the same sanction. Freshmen overrate chances (NOCRj-A Penn State University study of incoming freshmen shows that most overrate .their chances of getling good grades and underratethe time they will need to study. . Even those who didn·t get "B" averages in high school expected to. do lIlat well in college. although they figured to do only twenty hours a ""'* of studying. '. . ti Ia . The five most popular majOrs-romputer saence. accoun ng. w. management and electrical engineering--<lrew over 60 percent of the students' interest. Political literature -O.K. Madison-A Dane County circuiljudge said last week that he was reluctant to halt the distribution of politicalllterature at a Madison shopping mal\. . .fUdge P. Charles Jones said the maII's lawyers had failed. in seek· ing an injunction against an anti,nudear group. to demonstrate that the distribution of leaflets would cause irreparable harm. The case began when another judge ruled that the mall had legally barred a polltical dance troupe from perlonning there. and other groups began distributing the leaflets in protest. Suit filed against bar Milwaukee-A suit filed last week contends that a Milwaukee'lavern was negllgent in serving alcohol to a customer who later died of alcohol poisoning. The $100.000 suit. filed by Ruth Luek of Bullernut. Wisconsin, said that the owner of Tommy's Good Times Saloon in Milwaukee was negligent in serving alcohol to her SOil. Timothy Luek. even though he was obviously intoxicated. The tavern owner. Tommy Michels. said that Luek's problems were complicated by drug use, however. Union beer prices increase Union patrons may have noticed an increase in beer prices and a decrease in their waRels. In late March, distributors na, tionwlde wee suhjected to a price increase in !be pUrchase of bulk beer. (beer sold by the half barre1). Consequently. this increase was passed on to !be retailers, PaIltside's Union included. C· , __ I "Il's !be biggest and most <IraanportaDt major ............ on Jobnaou continued. "I lbint !be malic increase that 1 have ever campoas lor _. 11ley wee senate laiIed to laIte a stand be- seen." said Union Director Bill Nie- The baVIJlI inltnIaI turbuIeD<e at _ ca.... tbeY couId not get !be wboIe bub<. Costs went up three to four' Board aIso approved of an ume. but tbeJ aft sliD a _ or- story in the moeling. aDd 1 lbint dollars per half barre1 d mcrease in the »Ounce beers from lIlld tIlore • epending 85 cents to $1. When bu,,;n~ a hev- ....... tioD vay _ to that are a lot of vety lut!JaIeDt upon !be particular brands. In one erag th Iarg ,..." kind 01 tIuJII. a privaIe feelings on !be issue. 1 do lhint that case. the increase was over 21 per be e. e er size is usually a pIoce to -. _ (111M- !be senate wiD go as far as they cent. - ev~e~ deal. econOmically. Howtails. meetinp. etc.I, 1 feel we have to. and _ Pea Support one In order to cover the additiooal • ID the case.of. a1cohOllc beveri iii-ii...'-ii....... ~iiii;~"iiiiiiib,i' ... iirecliiperiiiceniit.·~·.~~iiiiili.;costs~~.~.the~p=n:·ce~of~beer:=SO:ld~in~!be~:- ~":.the . , . . .. " ..... -,u",lo g~t. a ~e~ P!il'e ~, Board ISm the process of ~u.n~~,. Peer Support Union was raised. However. the new prices did not go into effect until the first day of' summer scltool. A l2-()unce beer now' costs 65 "':'lts. Compared to last year, lIlat ISa mckel increase. A1thoU&b . the entire nickel was not necessary the Parkside Union Advisory Haord agreed lIlat instead of dealing with penmes •• t would be easier to round It off. regardless of the size. The purpose of this is so there is no encouragement for the people to bUy the larger. more economical size. If there was a set price per ounce for beer. the Union would have had to go anotller 10 cents on the 20 ouace size. but it was agreed tbat a 15 cent jwnp was pretty significant to begin with. The price of beer was raised j'!'t enough to offset the bulk beer mcrease so that the Union's budgetprofit picture remains the same· Generally. a profit of two to urree per cent of the entire revenue u made. Eventually this profit is returned to tile students in the form of n"!" .equipm"!'! ••t~evisions. fur· niture, etc. U_---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""""'IIIIlIIIIIIIIIl~~~==-===;_--- RANGER 5 "Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 UW-Extension offers selected short subjects Dance on three consecutive Mondays from get "~n" aperience in the register call 55$-2312. Registration m~). To register call 55$-2312. Co . L·"et and 1 to 5 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. use of legal researeh materials in deadline is.Wednesday, Sept. 26. Registration deadline is Thursda.y, urses m ...., jazz-danc- Fee for the course, which will be l'arkside's library. jog for high school stndents and held in the Parkside library, is $30. Genealogy Se~ 27~, to be taught by UW adult beginners will be offered by To register, call 55$-2312. Reg_ Drawing University Edension, Parkside. istration deadline is Wednesday, Acourse in genealogy that will ="L:::'~ ~ ~~ TKhethcIassesz WildI be taught by Sept. 26. ~ =~g~rkshe an':,:I~ thandeRa en : ttheachparticipants how to trace eaIogists Joanne Baker and Dave a erma ava a, a Parkside The course will cover the use and eir ancestors and learn about Holle, will teach participants bow dance instructor who has been organization of \ega1 researeh mate- vironment as models will be of- their family histories will be 01- dancing prolessioDally in the MiI- rial inclUding court reports, stat- lered by University Extension- lered by University Extension- ~:: to"=""~ =es~pastsar: waukee area lor the past 10 years. utes, legal encyc\opedias, digests, .Parkside from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Parkside, over six consecutive The ballet course, whicb will Shepard's Citator and \ega1 periodi- Saturday, Sept. 29 (rain date Satur- Tuesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. begin- . In addition, there will be a 9(l. teach participants to use their bod- cals. day, Oct. 6.) ning Oct. 2. minute lecture on using microcomies in a graceful manner while ton- Team taught by a Iibrarian ..law- Cost 01 the workshop, to be Cost of the course, which will be pulers to store, sort and print geiog and stretching their muscles, d Iiti· . taught by Parkside art instructor held in Tallent Hall Room 261, is nealogical information that has will meet on eight consecutive yer an po CI8II, partiClpanls will, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, is $17. To $10 ($5 lor each additional family been collected. Mondays from 6 to 7 p.m. begin_ ningOct.1. The jazz-dancing course, which will provide particiPants with physical workouts wbiIe teaching them dance combinations used by profes- , sionals, will be on eight consecutiv.e Mondays from 7:15 to 8:15 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. ' . Each course costs $26 and will be held in Communications Arts Room 0.118. To register 55$-2312. Registration deadline for both courses is Wednesday, Sept. 26. zavada, who also teaches dance for the UW-Milwaukee Extension program, holds a bachelor of fine arts degree in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Photography A photography course for beginners interested in learning the basics 01 picture-taking will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, on three consecutive Mondays from 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. in Tallent Hall \leginning Oct. 1. To register for the course, which costs $15, call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. Instructor will be Paul Flagg, an audio-visual coordinator in the Ra- ,!:ineUnified School District. Flagg ~astaught photography classes at Carthage College and the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine as well as at University Extension. The class will teach basics of camera use, film and picture composition. Research A .eourse in legal research skills for paralegals, court personnel, legal secretaries and those interested in acquiring knowledge about basic legal resources will be offered by 'University E:lteIision, Parkside" . '~==:::::::=~;;;;;;;'; Solar heaters An introductory session on the installation of solar water heaters for the home will be offered by University Extension, Parkside from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 1 in Tallent' Hall. ' Cost of the SessiOll is $10 for individuals; $12 per couple. To register call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. The workshop will cover different solar water heating systems .available on the martet as well as how one can assemble and install a solar water heater through programs available at University Extension. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:-35. If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. '" this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student + The Texas Instruments . and more time learning. One BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place UEXAS Analyst. of many. I ·Its built-in business The calculator is just part NSTRUMENTS formulas let you perform of the package. You also get Creating useful products complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. accounting and statistical business courses: the Business functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook, Business usually require a lot'of time professors helped us write it, and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out like present and future value. of calculator and classroom. © I<R}J'Ieeas InSTruments - -- - ------ • Input/Output Terms take some time into the outside of the computer and .the built-in programs are coonected directly to the nucroprocessor on the inside SwitcJlli,g on the computer causes the ROM p",," grams to run. There are usually two programs b'!'lt-m. One is called the operating system, or OS. It IS this program that communicates diredly with the nueropr .... eessor in machine langUage. Since machine language .IS very romplicated, another program is included m . ROM. CaDed BASIC, (for "Beginner's All-PurpOSe Symbolic InstrUction Cod",,"), this program mterpre!" cOmmands to the microprocessor. For this reason It IS knoWn as "programming Janguage," and comes standani in most borne computers. It is this program that IS ~bIe for the READY prompt. yOU have purcbasec! software, you can respond with commands sucb as WAD and RUN. H not, then you can create your own programs by learning to use BASIC aDd all it! commands. Either ""y it all adds up to software. In fact, your computer is M!y as powerful as the software that it can run. The cost and type of software available is an important consideration when selecting a computer. Cboosing the right kind of software is another problem that you will f"",. More on this in future colwnns. By Chris Pappe II is ~ to buy a computer aDd take it _ to IIDd thai it won·t do anJlhing II just sits there bIIatiIlI READY Rady for what' Anotber cause for ~ Is the start-up messace. II says only 38K of memory Is me! What bappened to the rest? WbeIl your computer says READY, it is waiting for a command, You can loan a pn>CI'IIll (instrUdiom and clata to be uood) !rom disk aDd run it The command _ ..., !rom bnDd to bnDd aDd leU your c0mputer to f_ a procrarn !rom \be disk, place it in the bet memory aDd start foUowiD& the iJlstruc:lions. '"'"" you swItcb \be computer off, \be pnlCnI11 is lost !rom memory But, you can "* It apm!rom \be diskAllotbeF term for p....._ \bat are loaded Is "ooIt'Ift- .... _ ao/t'Iftro, \be computer just sits. Or _ it' WbeIl you swItcb on your computer and _ a .... of memory, tbere Is a ""'" reason for \bat The compula" <011IOI .nth ooItwan! built in aDd it Is IMlD& up _ """""'l" ThIs memory Is a speciaJ klad, ailIod ROM (~ OD/J M<moryl. It cannot be dloa&Od II Is not lost _ you swItcb \be cornpula" en, iIke ooItwan!. ,-- ROM procrams are stored on a dIlp. just Ilke a cartridc< procrarn. A cartridIle plues Big Brothers "adopt" Sisters Ilie BroIhen 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, Is aDll"'Di,. a ..- c:IIaIlge. The orpIlIDtloa wtDllOW be ca11ed "Ilie BroIhen aDd IliC Sisters 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, IDe.." aDd Is ""- _____ poDdiIIC III-.s eaperI<Dc< to IDcIud<d fora k!maIa Jun Greoo, ""_ -, IIlat "Ilie BroIhen 01 America lad SiC SiIten IDtrmdh-w merpel ID 1m to bocome IliC BroIhen Illie Sisters 01 America. N we .... a member 01 BII/BSA we feel compoIIod to .- lIlo III!edI 01 f...... • well ....... ill oar cornm ... ally.·' BI. Brothus/Big SISters of G.. ter fIadDe, IDe. will be deaIiJlc with deliDqllenl aDd p~ gIrlI _ specia1 Deeds. A prof ... sIonal staIf Is uttltsed to idelltiIy probIenIo. lei goals for IliC aDd Lit- ~ 8rulIler and Sister relal_ipo, nnp"rn!lfll't cae pIms foe ac:I:Iie'vu3c _ goals. aDd to pnMcIe _ supervision for the Big and Little Team. "These girls wtD not be without a motile< in \be borne as our little brothers are without a father," says Greco. "Moot of tbese girls wtD have a motIle<, and some will have both parents, but will still be able to benefit !rom a one-to-<>ne volunteer apelieoce:' The female volun~ wtD pr0- vide guicllIIn aDd role IIIll Hiinc tIlruugb inIormaI actIvlties to beIp JOUIIC girls deaJ with \be specia1 pn>blems they have. sucb as: "".,.,.. live dependeDcy, 1ooeIiness,Iirulted opportunities for penooaI growth and future options, confusion ~ ganIing appropriate SCJ:Uai behavior and identity; poor socialsti1Is aDd low seIf-<5teem. A volunteer wtD spend S-6 bours per week with a child on a consislenl weetJy basls for a minimum of one ,.,ar. Girls refened sbou1d be between silt and seventeen j'eII$ old aDd need beIp with one of the above listed problems. "A girl is never too young to start gelting belp," said Greco. "Problem boys are identified early because they act oul, but girls are passed over because they are quiet. U we get to these girls young enougb we bope we can help to avoid serious problems such as depression, pregnancy and drug abuse in the future." Anyone desiring further informalion on becoming a Big Brother or Big Siste< volunteer or on referring a cbi1d to lbe program should contact the BB/BSGR office at 637- '1625. The program serves all of Racine county. Accon!ing to Greco, "It·s serious ~' but we have a lot of fun, RANGEIt YMCA students' home building. There is no need to go out of the building for anything," said Scbmerting. Student residents can feel sale in the building. The only access to lbe floors with rooms is by elevator and only residents are given operating keys. . Like any donn. there is a need for students to have sUpervision help and sometimes just a friend' This need has been successfuly m: led by students known as RAs (Resident Assistants), according to Scbmerting. An RA is chosen as is any new employee. Interested reSidents must apply and he interviewed and screened hefore they are bired. There were 18 applicants for lbe eight positions this year. The RAs for this year went to' Camp Anokijig Aug. 27-28 for a leadership workshop. At camp lbey hiamed about discipline, emer· gency care and other procedures. Susy Siel, a Parkside communication major, taught the HAs about listening skills. Stress and Time Management were discussed by Wayne Behrens. An RA handbook is in the works, authored by E1leo Kaminski. a second-year RA. Scb· merling and Joe Weirtz. The RAs for this year are Ka· minski, Cindy Miller. Julie Jacobs Laura Smitb, Steve Peck. To'; Ulich. Jobn Weatherall and Bob ~ieger. "We're reaDy lucky to have such marvelous students as HAs. Their job is to help students make the adjustment to living in a dorm, and I think they will do a great job," said Scbmerling. The Ranger Hall Council, made up of student residents, also beIps students adjust to dorm life. For more information about lbe YMCA housing, contact Scbmerl· ing. Union 209, or call 553-2320. J Students at most universities are gettinC settled in their donn .rooms , which means making lbClf own beds "'nO used to a roommate .ge....... htu and getting up early enoucPark shower with hot ""ter. Most - side students, on the olber band, merely remain iit their homes all year. . 't But this commuter campus ISO. really left out of the "donn expenenee " \beine's YMCA, 725 Lake Street, has served as a pseudo-donnitory for Parkside students for the past three years. About 90 male and female students OCCUpy lbe four floors of the compl"" each year. All rooms are singles (no roomatesl, some have private baths, although most are shared· Rent is $S05 a semester plus uptional charges for extras, like a small room refrigerator. Sbirley Schmerling, campus Housing eonrdinator, feels that lbe. YMCA is mucb better than the average donn. "What I really like about lbe YMCA is that the students bave privacy. In dorms they don't," she said. The YMCA olles comforts not usually found in college housing. A study room, television room, gyms. swimming pools, weight rooms and a track can be used by students at no eJ:lra cost. For an additinnal $30 a semester, residents can participate in the Nautilus program. The YMCA is located on lbe shoreline and within walking distance of the downtown stores. There is a small restaurant in the building and students may purchase a meal ticket if they wish. Popcorn poppers are alluwed in the rooms for cooking purposes (no hot plates) and a stove and oven are. available for residents' use. "It's just wonderful. Everything a resident needs is right in lbe UW System due s~lary boost MADfSON-A speciaI study group The academic staff saIary comconcluded Aug. 30 that a saIary mittee was appointed May 21 by caleb up provision in the 1985-87 President O'Neil. The action folState Budget is due the academic lowed a suggestion from the goverstaff of the University of WISCOnsin nor's committee, and both groups Sysla"n as well as the faculty. used the same peer group instituAnd to make the academic staff tio'!" in making their saIary com- .; :::::e",,,= :.::::: :~ ~urvey sao beads of salaries competitive, lbe stUdy pansons. ~ "~ III v ~_ ~ ft~ each COUDty.The in- group said, the one-time bonst In its three-month o"-'""tion • .,Y ...'II:' ~""'.-uDII: tervA.GS will uk qoestioDs on should be big ugb to lift ~.~- , COGDbeI II beUIc C<lIIdDcted by lIlo subjects iDcI8dinc job salIsfactloa eno pay tbe academic staff committee CeIter for Sarver and MartetiDg attitudes _ lIlo KeDoiI»-~ levels to lbe median of lbose found ~ pay levels in most cate- _ (CSMR) at ParbIde aDd tiDe area, siIopping habits, enla"- provided at peer institutions. gunes m the UW System heIow bepIl Monday Sept. tainment and recreationai activi- The recommendation paraIIels those at peer institutions. The comThe "qaaIItj '" \jf:~;or "ClIIlIli- ties, lifesly\es, aDd _ 011 educa- one submitted by the Governor's mlttee also concluded that "recruit- .... .....,.11 beUIc IlIllIJCIried by a tloa, social-' crime and areIIl Facu!ty O<1lpensation study Com- ment aDd retention problems bave __ '"orp_ ill fIadDe media. mittee established by Gov. Antbony Increased over lbe past several IIId K..... .-... ;1" h .... dI- The teIepboae int.mews wtD be ~ ~. ~'::ystem President years and that the problems primaroct I1sDduIc '" .....-.I _ncl COllducted over a period of three The Academic Stall Salary Study rily are due to low saIary increases . dol1an from \be K_ Area _, including wMends, with Committee and low starting salaries." Cbamber '" CoauI>ette and IIlaI or- students caIIing between 9 a.m. and estimated .. wasmillion·informed that an The committee report said It "inpaisa_'s K_ Relail "--" ~.~ ........... _ _ p.m. 9 B0U3eh01ds contacted wtD pose revenue .. wouId mbe needed ~ . emphasize the relation- ceneraI pur tended to " Aroa Emnm>ic Develop- ' ........ 1. scientific sampting of fund the increase. ship between academic staff em- _t Olfict: ... well .. .nth fuDds penons in \be _ counties. There are about 7,100 academic ployment and the academic mission ""'" ParbIde. RoveIstad said \be survey is a staff employees in the UW .... _. and ~uality of the University SysThe sarvey Is beUIc led by Part· _ to government aDd cornmu- It IS -"h, u,.~u tern, and added' ide business professor James nity leaders in both coun"-. '11's a an. = prof .... onaIs. ----ISomediverse group of "Thus . teach, others ' compensation for faculty !I<M\slad. diroctor 01 the CSMR.1t ""1 10 see bow people in lbe COlld.uct. research. counsel students, and academic stall shouldcontin II boped IIlat lIlo _ can be ~ towns, cities aDd uil1._ of Ke- •• _,_,~ to he considered· th ue I*ted ysrly to pnMcIe a beDcI>- nooba and Racine "';"''ll'e; feel on a ~~,er educational programs tary m e same bu'dgmart for attitudes 01 _ts over -t _ ..... of '-'-," be said. or perform other !unctions inu.: \. !,rocesses and wilb the same __ r- •__ ., .......... grally related to teaching and the o.lective of ensuring bigh quaIi iiiiiiiiii~;;;;~::~~••';CHcIa;;;;aed;'O;D;p; ..;;e;I ~:i.c~a~.lion~.:of~an:insti:'tu:tion:of~higb~':er~~~"::'~tion for the citizens ~ .• . .... ~. ~~ offered these five ... ~~.. specific recommendations: • A special one-.time provision should he included in the 198H1 State Budget to make academic staff salaries in the UW System more competitive. • Changes made in the process used to develop the pay plan for faculty aIso should he made for the academic staff .. • .The recommendations to increase the Board of Regents' Delibility in allocating budget resources to address faculty saIary problems should he extended to academic staff. • Academic staff saIary mcreases sbould he funded from the same proportion of the general purpose revenue and fees as that which supports the UW Systern operating budget. . • The UW Systern aclJninistration should set ohjectives and guidelineS for the development of a compensa·· tion program for academic staf/. The 19-member Academic Staff SaIary Study Committee ...... cbaired by UW System Vice PresideDI RAln Bornstein. Stuart L. Rubner. director of community studenl services at Parkside, served'as vicechairman. ' Local attitudes being studied RANGER 7' Tbursday;Sept. 13, 1984 Lots of clubs and organizations need you Bored? Want to meet new people who share your interests and professional goab, or do you just want' to have fun? There are over 50 student clubs and organized activities representing university departments and special inlerst areas on campus and they are walling for . you! Parkside's second cwriculum of student activities will help students develop skiDs that will enhance their education and possible future job opportunities. Learning to plan and Implement activities, interact and relale to the university community and possible on-campus em, ployment are some of the advantages of becoming active in an organization. Clubs and organizations are open to all Parkside students and do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color J sex, age or sexual preference. I!you are interested in joining a group or need additional informalion, contact the Student Activities Office in Union 209 or call 553-2278. Students wishing to form new or- ' ganizations and clubs should contact the Student Activities Office for current guidelines and assistance. The following is a list of campus clubs and activities current as of July I. The deadline for clubs tu register for this year Is Oct. 1, therefore some of the clubs in this listing may become defunct or new clubs may be created. Many of the Individual differences "Individual Differences: Exploring the Psychological Compass" is the name of a course to be offered ~ by University ExtensIon, Parkside, on four consecutive Tuesdays from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in Molinaro Hall beginning Oct. 16. The course, which costs $25, is designed to beIP participants increase both seU-understanding and underslanding of others. To register call 553-2312, A 12&-item questionnaire must be completed by participants in advance and returned to Extension by Friday, Sept. 28. Instructor will be Paul Erling Tungseth, a psycbotherapist with the Ligbtho~ Counseling Associates in Racine. Estate planning A course that will explain the basics of estate planning will be offered by University ExtensionParkside, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Wednesdays beginning Oct. 3 in Tallent Hall. Cost of the course, to be taught by Gregory A. Ruidl, a Racine attorney and tax specialist, is $15 for individuals, $25 for families. To register call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, SePt. 28. The course will locus on 'the recenUy enacted niarttal property la.w and the favorable cbanges In Wisconsin's inheritance and gift tax laws. Participants willleam bow ~ avoid unnecessary probate costs m planning their estates. ." , clubs that will be active this year will be represented at the Student Organizations Council Recruitment Fair, Sept. 26 in the concourse. Accounting Club A1I-campus Events Committee Allocations Committee American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Baseball Team Basketball Teams ' Black History Month Black Students Organization Bowling Club Budget and Review Committee Chamber Singers Cheerleaders Chemistry Club Chorale Singers Cinco de Mayo Communicators (Parkside Ass0ciation of) Computer Club/Mega Byte , Contemporary Entertainment Committee Cross Country Running Teams Dance Ensemble Dart Team Data Processing Management Ass0- ciation Drama Activities Dr. Who Fiction Society' Engineering Society Geology Club GoU Hispsnic Club Homecoming CoIn,mittee Indoor Track Team Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association International Students Organization Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Intramurals Jazz EJisembles Leagues (recreational) Life Science Club Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Music Activities National Hispsnic Heritage Week Nalional Unity Party Nordic Ski Club Orchestra Outdoor Track Team Packside Activities Board Parkside Student Government Association Peer Support Organization Phi Gamma Nu Philosophical Society eo.tlued .. _ • Get to the answersfasten With theTI-55-ll. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering curriculum are inore functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-Il, with 112 powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-Il, because ir's preprogrammed to perform complex calcula- the TI-55;Il even simpler, dons - like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all linear regression and hyper- the power of the calculator. bolics - at the touch of a Get to the answers faster. button. And it can also be Let a TI-55-Il "'i~ programmed to do repetitive show you how. 'V problems without re-entering T~vA ~ the entire formula. I~ Included is the Calculator INSTRUMENTS Decision-Making Sourcebook. Creating useful products It makes the process of using and services for you. ._., •• '\1, .-.... ('., ,,' .RANGER • 11lunday, Sept. 13, 1* which is sometimes required of limbs affected by broken bones that fail to heal. Goodman said. Since the process by which living matter responds to the EMF pulsewaves is not knoWD, Parbide scientists are breaking them into their component parts to study bow different eIeclnJIDlI&Il'c frequencies affect a s\ime mold called Physanun poIycepbalum. F'indinlls from those aperiments are being compared with the way the EMF pulsewaves as a wbole affect the slime mold. Goodman said. In this manner. the Partside scienlists hope to isolale those etee- ...-Iy '100.000 in IUDds support. (EMF) intenel with \iving organi.oC faculty reearch aDd lDOft tban imls. Amoog the __ ts being '1 mJIJioD iD studeul _uclloa conducted is one in which the sciaDd auucIal lid at PubIde ... enlists are attempIi.Dg to discoVe< acc<pled Fr\dIJ, Sept. 7 b7 \be UW the m..... ·nisms by which EMF System Ibrd ol fteBmts. pulsewaves stimulale \be heaIillll TIle Roceeb accepted $45.001 process in cases where broken !rom \be Fedon1 ~t ol boDes ha.., failed to restore tbemIIeIllh Illd HlIIIIID Servica in oup- oeIves. port ol (llIlUnu!~ reearch b7 • Goodman said \be medical ~ ...... ol PubIde ICioDtists led b7 plicalloa of EMF puJoewaves as a 1&1. _ prol_ Euc- Good- way to restore olbenrioe ~ _. _ of \be ~s _ -.., boDes is bocomin« 8"........ , ~ __ iDcreaSID«IY popuIar _ ortbo- ",. ..-rdl ~ -....... pedic_. \be ways ID which _ Eibi!ly low ",. IIIC 01 EMF pulsewaves can lreqllODCJ ~ f..1ds IftYODt \be need foe ampulslloa, Students may gain Regent seats Burckel authors Wiscons.intext as on the slate's government and economy and is geared to fourth grade pupils. It already has been adopted for us in the Milwaukee Puhlic School District beginning this fall. One of only two fourth·grade level texts on Wisconsin history available, it is published by Silver Burdelle Co" a leading New Jersey textbook publisher. Parkside archivist and bistorian Nicholas C. Burckel and his wile Lenore, an economist and former elemenlsry school teacher, and UW.Eau Claire gengraphy depart· ment chairman Ingolf Vogeler, whose wile Sharon Knopp served as curriculum and instrUction consult· ant for the project. The textbook focues on Wisconsin's history and gengraphy as well Th. last baltle between WISCOnsin Indians and the U.S. Cavalry ... fought in 1832. when Black Han led 1.000 Fo>:.sauk Indians into a tbree·monlb campaign against American soliders along the Mississippi River. ",. dillereuce between Wisconsin's highest and lowest point is less tban the height 01 the Soars Tower in Chicago. The Nasb Motors Co. (now American Motors Corp.) in Ke- _ aDd the J.I. Case Co. in Racine both made important CODtribulions to \be AllIed effort in WW fiNash bui\t tanb and Case produced parts for guns and bombs. Information lite the above abounds in "WISCOIlSin yesterday and Today," a just.published elementary school t.. lbook on' WISCOIISin history aDd gengraphy. The testbook was eo-wrillen by _ \be __ /MadiIoD campooes. ODe !rom \be other UW campooes aDd ODe lO< \be UW-Cesller sdlools." The lbree studellls would be pIcbd b7 Gov. ADtboay Earl aDd wwId baoe to be wufhmed b7 the SOIIate Ilke ...,lIar Board IIlOIDben. TIle 0Il1y ~uislles to date are that \be _ ha.., to be earoIled ill \be UW System oe Ceater ScboaIo. Olbe< •.., __ will be added as tlte bID COOS tIIroaIb tile IecIsIalIve .....-. TIle Board _ IIIOIIlbIy aDd determIDes policy aDd rules on IOfdoliC tile UW System, ........ to meet ..... aeedI, lOtting ad- _ .e-danIs Illd poIides aDd revlewile and ~ university bucIcets· ..,... ~,.. WlacoaoIIl Slate S-lor J_ Ilandocf (R) is iIllI......... biD ill \be_ ...... ol\beJ 11" .... lbIt a1IowI IMw UaIgenIly 01 "...... ...... to be IIMIIlben 01 \be Boord ol ~ ..... Ilandocf _ to _ _ ill \be UW "...... lIIId ... _It __ ....... _- _ tile Ibrd ol He- ....... TIle • ..... - be .1i ,." Iar '" i rM,. \be Ibrd to It .-II !rom \be ,,-1.. "TIle tIIne .... will be pIS. ee1"..7 ...,_eltlle UW sr-," 2 7 0... lID11I.. J 7 ... tile SOIIaIor. "W ... ftIftLocalattitudes--~ Continued from Page 6 Rovelstad. who joined Parkside in 1982 as a lull professor, ..... a professor and director of the department of tourism and Iravet ad· ministratioD in the graduate sclIool of management at the New School for Social Research. Before coming to Parkside be conducted • researeb. projeCt 'that analyzed economic impact of the "I Love New York" promotional cam· paigJI. lie also served as a consultant for the ~ew York City Office of PIanDiDg and was project director for a study of tourism manpower needs in New York City. Under Rove~d's guidance, the ' CSMR. estahlished this summer bas •oondu~ed numerous research proJects Including analysis of ~elhods used to measure economic ~pact of tourism on slsle and regIOnal economies. the impact of Lak~ Michigan salmon and trout ang1ing on regional economies and pereepti"!'" and usage of local financial lDstitutions by regional households. C~rren~ly, CSMR is studying tounsm ID a·19-county 'area of soutbeastern Wisconsin for the Sla~ Departm~t of DeveIopment and IS fese:arehiDg possible cooperalive tourism progrlllllS belweea seven .Great Lakes slales foe the Council of Great Lakes Govemon ClientS of the CSMR are located ~ eal1y; regiOnally, nationally and internationally. The CSMR brings together Part· side's diverse laeulty eq>erlise to work on practical problems lor business, government, education andoon-profit organizations. I CSMR is able to provide this . broad base of expertise because of Parkside's organizalional structure wh!ch. encourages laeulty from dil: ferent fields to work together on . common researeh projects Ravelslad said. "In addition ~ univer· sity's commitment to ';"'nomic indus~ial.and urban develop~t provIdes the environment to encourage such lacully activity." For more information caD 553- 2105.. . "--.. ---- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK Campus clubs Coallllaed _ ... 7 Physics Students Society Pi Mu Epsilon . Political Science Club Pre-Law Society Pre-Med C1uh Psychology C1uh RANGER ~er Hall Club Sailing Club Segregated· University F lions Committee ee Alloca· Shoaling Club Soceer Team Softball Club Softball Team Special Events Co . StUdent Nurses at '=e-UWM Student Organizations Council Student Services Committee Student Wisconsin Education Ass0- ciation Swim Club Table Tennis C1uh Tennis Team Tournaments/Recreation University Committees Veterans Club Volleyball Club Volleyball Team Wargamers . Weighllilting Club' Wind Ensemble WinIer Carnival Committee Women's History Week Wrestling Team Young Democrats., " •• I ~ , 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday RANGER 9 11bursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Foreign Film Series -Students urged 'to attend j by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor • Many people wbo are serious about film look to foreign movies as a means of escaping Hollywood's commercialism. A series of contemporary foreign fibn classics is being presented at Parkside this year, featuring an excellent variety of film styles from various countries, directors and genre. Faculty members Nonn Cloutier, Don Cummings and Richard Rosenberg made the title selections based on a slil'Vey conducted among last year's patrons. "There are very few students who participate In the series," said Cloutier; "There are even those who asked if the fOreign fibns are in EngIisb or subtitled, worrying that they may have to see a fibn in a foreign language with no translation." Despite a lack of student participation, the series bas been an extremely suecesslul event, due at least in part to the low prices: $17 for the sixteen fibn series ($15 lor Parlrside students)-quite a price in comparison to the current commercial movie admission. . "Even if you miss a lot of the screenings, it's still worth it," said Cloutier. Among the fibns to be shown are Bergeman's operatic MAGIC FLUTE, Oscar winner MEPHISTO, Erice's haunting SPUUT OF THE BEEHIVE, LE CAGE AUX FOIr LES n, and the Japanese classic, DERSU USALA, another Oscar winner. Englisb language films are represented by England's BETRAY AL, with Mel Gibson and STEVIE, with Glenda Jackson. All foreign fibns not in English are, of course, subtitled. "We try not to use dubbed films," said Cloutier. "We were sent one mistakenly once and I raised bell with the distributor." The reason for choosing subtitles over dubbing is simply because a fibn's sound is one of its important parts. To overdub is to change a major portion of a fibn, thus lowerIng its quality. Often, dubbed fibns Student recalls D.C..trip by .11m Ne1baur . " .' Feature EdItor " s.mune" vacations have" been· fodder lor numerous insipid cOmpositions, but bow Parkside student Sue Gustin spent a portlonof ber summer proved to be quite interesting. Gustin experienced poitions of life and political existence in our nation's capitol, Washington DC, during a FOreign Policy Seminar, Aug. l2-2t. . . "The program was really 10Qd/~ sJll,said. "I would recommend!t to . anybody. The only problem Was . coming back to Kenosha aft<lward ~ realizing I'm ill 'nowbere land:' Among the peopl~ she met were. Aleunder Haig, Paul Warnke (chief negotiator for the SALT n talks), and former El Salvador Ambassador Emesto Riv~allonte. One of the issueS that Gustin became more knowledgeable. about was arms control. "SUPPOSedly the United States wants to put satellites into space and the Russians don't. On the otber band, tbe Russians don't want to limit their arms and we do haye it limited," she said. "There's so much I have questions about since I've been to Washington, because one speaker would say the Russians are ready to negotiate, and it's the United States that won't; and another speaker would say that the United States has an their cards on the table, and it's the Russians that won't negotiate. You don't know what to think." One of the Incidence that caused a bit of furor during Gustin's trip was Reagan's offhand wisecrack about bombing. Russia which he made during a micropbone check. "Everybody on the seminar couldn't believe the President of . the United. States could say someRanier Pboto ~ Dave McEvoy Sue Gustin. tbIng like that," she said, "especia1- . ly with the press there." One of the others attending the seminar was with the CIA and worked with nuclear weapons. UAt one of our sessions we were talking about nuclear arms control, and the way we figured it would prohably go is that since we don't trust the Russians, and they don't trust us, we don't see any opportunity to cut hack on weapons. Even if there is an agreement, there's still that distrust. It's kind of like the prisoner's dilemma." Gustin remembers the seminar as an extremely rewarding experience that never managed to get dull. "If the speakers weren't exciting," she said, "the bus and taxi rides certainly were!" Gustin is a mark~ting major with a minor in International Studies. Altbougb sbe wouljl accept a chance to experience a seminar sucb as this again, she states that she'd prefer it to be a bit more .. .huslness-ilriented the next'lime . Ranger pboto by Jay Crapser Nann Cloutier have one man doing all the male parts and one female band1Ing all the female roles. The sound effects can go from natural to obtrusive, and the music is usually poorly selected in place of the fibn's original score. Ranger Record Review Dio: The Last in Line w,,: by Jim Nelbaur Featore EdItor The latest release from Englisb metal veteran Ronnie James Din is an average bard rock tour de force, not unlike last year's "Holy Diver" but a far cry from the frenzied excitement of Dio's vocals on Black Sabbath'. "Country Girl" and Rainbow's "Man on Silver Mountain." "The Last In Line" is a pretty standard Dio thumping and screaming with the two good cuts - "Mystery" and the tiUe tune - getting radio play, wbile most of the rest ("Evil Eyes," "Eat Your Heart Out," etc.) are rather fonnulaic· in the April Wme/Wbitesnake assembly-line tradition. The tiUe cut is typical for Dio in that it deals with the usual demonic possession/trip to Hell theme, while "Mystery" is a mellow number with a stronger accent on Dio's work as a keyboardist. Die's soaring vocals screech above a bard driving backup sound supplied by Vinny Appice on drums, Jimmy Bain on bass, Vlv Ranger Pboto by Dave McEvoy Cambell on guitar and Claude Schnell alternating with Din on keyboards. All in all, uThe Last In Line" is an average rock record; one which is artistically insubstantial, but may possess stronger appeailor fan's of Din's style. o CHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH * MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM •• By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing rieeds in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 ' RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Dally 1 pm to 5 pm . Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ., Subject to Availability The Parkside FOreign Film Series is one of the best buys and most ~ve cultural events in our area: It i.s strongly reconi· mendedJor everyone who is .... slightly serious about fibn or the arts In general. - .St. Luke's Free films In an attempt to introduce the public to mental health services at Racine's St: Luke's Memorial Hospital, program administrator Ben Farbman bas announced a fibn series at the hospital. The theme of these fibns is a mental bealth issue of one sort or another. The fibns will be open to the public, with free admission. Seating is limited, so reservations should be made prior to each • screening by calling 636-2100 weekdays between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. The fibns In the series include: ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST(Sept. 18.) TENDER MERCIES(Oct. 16) GOLDEN POND (Nov. 20) KING OF HEARTStDec. 18) TERMS OF ENDEARMENT (Jan. 15) AN UNMAlUIlED WOMAN (March 19) ORDINARY PEOPLE (Apr. 16) The fibns will be shown In the Horlick Auditorium on the fourth floor of the bospital, 1300 S. Wisconsin Avenue. Patrons are asked to come in tbrougb the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Tbere will be an optional discussion alter each fibn led by a staff member from the mental health services d~ent. .. ' • I' THnday, Sept. 13, 1!IIl4 1lAN(l~ by Paul Berg/" Post Nasal Strip ~ j ENGAGING IN A UTTLE HAVE yOU NOTICED THAT YOu NEVE.R SEEM 10, HEAR ABOU, "MEN WITHOUT HAlS" .ANY fl(()RE'? .3JJC The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man 1 think there's still room for the The answer is rather elementary. type of comedy 1do," Denver has incred!ble Iikeabiliq: After playing Gilligan for two You want to like his character ...lo seasons Denver appeared in a sue- belnend this bumbling oaf. Never cession' of similar shows. having done anything tantamount . . to a George Bernard Shaw or Wil. THE GOOD GUYS WIth Her~ liam Shakespeare. Denver remains Edelman was Gilligan m a diner, popular in the same vein at lh Denver playing cab driver Rufus Three Stooges, Gene Autry. Th: Butterworth. Monkees, Leave It To Beaver. aod DUSTY'S TRAIL with Forrest Andy Griffith. He's not Chaplin Tucker was Gilligan out west. . but he does have the sort of appeal THE FAR OUT SPACE NUTS, a that attracts enough children (even Krafft kiddie show with Chuck Mc- old children) to give reruns of his Cann, was Gilligan in outer space. shows good daytime ratings, In between series, Denver also And now? did some big screen work. He "1 do a lot of dinner th Ire laughs when reminded of such .which 1like a lot. And my wiI~ films as FOR THOSE WHO THINK 1 have a house in Hawaii that YOUNG (1964) with James Darren, spend a great deal of time at" we and DID YOU HEAR THE ONE . ABOUT THE TRAVELING "When I'm in HoUywood I'D do SALESLADY? (1968) with Phyllis the available shows like THE Diller, dismissing them as "sum- LOVE BOAT, and eventuaUy I mer releases," . would like to do another series. but One may wonder how Denver I really got tired of being locked manages to retain his appeal after into Los Angeles working in televihaving done so many weak te1evi- sion for so many years. Right now sion shows. I'm happy with what I'm doinf.," he said.· '.' For aU its blatant siUiness, GIT.- LlGAN'S ISLAND is not a criticaHy good show at aU. however when one looks at the current crop of tel· evision programs, an ounce of GILLlGAN'S ISLAND is worth a ton of A-TEAM, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD OR WEBSTER. hy Jim NtlbIllr F..... EdlIO< An allrmpt to aplaUl why one likes Gu.uGAN'S ISLAND is tantamount to ap1alnmg the virtues of A1I tar Wresllinl. There is just some unknown force Wltllln a perIOn', I0Il1 that causes him to be amused hy the aiUy occurances on this de:oerted lsIand inhabited only by _ ... stranded castaways; victuns of a ship casualty. Pertupo beneath my phony Intellectlllllily there torts a mindless JDOuth·breatbin8 lout with an aHiJ>. .ty to< the Mlflbomoric. AUybe it's the sentimentality of the !hiD&; ba""'l BlOwn up "'th Giligan dur- ... the program', IDltial telecasts dunnc the mid silties. Why ebe _ I 1iU • _ whooe priDclpab _ hnDc such frivolitiel as -r, cIoIbIn&, costumes, pbaao- II'"Jlb reconII, aDd lUI __ supply 01 Iiq_ on what .... to be • ·'tbree boar tour." A ldepbone interview with Bob Omver, slat of the series, shed new .... t on the perennial rerun favorIte. Denver had essayed the role of Dobi.'s beatnik pal Maynard G. Knbs on the OOBIE GILLIS series from 1~1962, landing the Gilligan role in 1964. "I bad longed to do old-fashioned slapstick," the 47 year old actor said, "so when Sherwood SCwartz (creetoe and producer) offered me the part, Itook it." Wh en Gilligan left the air in 1967 It 1ftIlt into syndication (in rerun fonn) wIIere it has remained ever since. Even today. over fifteen yean after the show left the air, GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is still bigb in the aftemoon ratings. (Milwaukee's Channel 24 states that their Gilligan reruns are champions of \he weetday 4:30 pm time slot). DespIte its ......... GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is considered hy many to be the --.I leIevision show of aU time. Denver doesn·t argue this point. "I think there's still "It's definitelY down there with 'em. he said, "Basically everything room for the type of the critics say about it is true," comedy I do." "But along with programs that _Bob Denver. have tDOI'e substance and meaning, ....;;;..;..;.. _ SPECIAl. FIESTA LUNCHEON featunng FOODS FROM SOUTH OF OUR BORDER THIS FRI., SEPT. 14 UNION DINING ROOM • Classifi,eds Services Offered Lost and Found LOST!! MY weddiDc haDeI. Sept. f. Gold .Ub -"""".-. ......... IuD of 1eanUDg, UId ll'OWiDIlrith you. Your LOVE-A..[pI'. MEET mE ......... of the teadliDg.- sioD. Joirl SWEA. KEN: rrs great to 6nalIy be "home." I love you! J"tD. ~ UNn'E: The kettle's GO to boil. Let It DOt be us for dinner! Help Wanted WANTED: SWEA members Sept 19 at 1 p.m. in MolD DW. PIIOI'OGRAPBY AND -. part lime. _ houn.'::;:ieuce _ ........... Portrait .... 3030, ast for Kim. Student seats The foUowing are the vacant student seats on facultY committees, Any stud,ent interested in filling a vacancy IS encouraged to visit the PSGA office, WLLC D139A or to call 553-2036. This is an ""cellent opportunity for students to participate in the second cUcriculum at Partside: • Academic Planning and Program Review • Academic Actions • Campus Planning • CoUegiate SiiUs Subcommittee • Graduate I'rogramnw,g • Library ILearning Center • Non-instructional Affirmative Action • Registration Activities. " ,: PAB film Zoot Suit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature EdlIO< This week's PAB film is ZOOT SUIT, a dramatic musical starring Edward James Obnos. and directed hy Luis Valdez. ZOOT SUIT is based on a Los Angeles Slage hit that failed on BroadWay. It tens the story 01 a conflict between whites and chica· nos in 194O's Los Angeles. ZOOT SUIT has a stagebound look that is very out of place on a movie screen. However, the dazzling, high energy dance numberS help the film overcome its stagey quality. . If you're getting a bit tired of average movie fare and you're looking for something a bit different. see "ZOOT SUIT. " , " , 11 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 A pause Crime info in the disaster by Rick Loeb< Asst. Feature EdItor . This semester, as always, all of us are going for the best grades we can get, but studying all the time cao get a bit boring. We are all entitled to a little fun. So, to liven up your life, here are some little diversions guaranteed to stave off boredom. Go to a pet store aod buy the nicest barnster you can lind. Then, go to your neigbborbood drugstore aod buy a can of sbaving cream. The next day, come to school with the bamster aod the sbaving cream con.cealed on your person. Go to the Molinaro Concourse at about· 10:00, or aoy other time of peak congestion, take the hamster in one baud aod spray sbaving cream on aod around the hamster's mouth. Quickly put the hamster 0" the floor, let it go, aod holler, "Rabid woodcbuck!" as loud as you can. Then stand back aod watch the fun. The next time you're in the hookstore aod it's quite busy, buy sometbing small, like a candy bar, aod pay for it with a five doUar bill. After you have received your change aod the salesperson has closed the cash drawer, step a few feet away from the counter, 1001< down at your cbaoge aod yell,' "I gave you a fifty! You shortcbaoged me forty-five dollars!" as loud as you can. Make a big fuss aod demaod to see the maoager. When the maoager arrives, let everyone in on your little joke. Everyone will share in your Iaogbter, especially the maoager aod the salesperson. During linals week, go into tbe library with a portable stereo. When you get to 30 area wbere maoy people are studying, turn the stereo on at maximum volume. Then nm around yelling aod screaming as loud as you can. Also go around knocking books off shelves. When security arrives, tell them someone told you tbst it was all rigbt to do this stuff during linals week, because at tbst point in the semester, everybody knows everytbing about their classes aod is just socializing in the library. When the security people tell you tbst someone was playing a trick on you, apologize nicely. Security will happily let you go aod you can have a good Iaogb as you leave. These are just a few things tbst you can do to escape boredom. 0thers include: setting the emergency stop on elevators aod then leaving, knocking on classroom doors during lectures aod running away, and trying to see how maoy paper clips you can put in the chancellor's beard before he notices. Just remember, you're not only bere to learn, you're also bere to have fun. Lots of fun. A look' at entertainment news shows by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor In Hollywood's heyday of the thirties aod forties, people brougbt movie lan magazines to lind out such interesting trivial tidbits as Clark Gable's favorite color aod Spencer Tracy's choice for toothpaste. Today, magazines like PEOPLE aod US are our major source for what's happening with people in the limelight, showbiz lind otherwise. All in all, these magazines concentrate more strongly on mindless drek aod sidestep the really substantial aoalysis tbat the arts deserve, the type of coverage given by sucb "respectable" publications as FILM COMMENT aod VARIETY (tlje Iatler being a bit more statistical. A program tbat debuted on television five years ago, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, bas attempted to combine t'ie journalistic approach of VARlETY, the mdepth appreciative approacb of FILM COMMENT aod the insipid fluff of PEOPLE or US. Rather thao blend, these elements often clash. On the positive side, we bave television joumalist Scott Osbourne doing investigative reports on such matters as the controversy surrounding John Belusbi's death aod the accusations made by various Animal Welfare orgaoizations regarding cruelty to animals on movie sets. . . Also we have Leonard Maltin, a !ibn critic wbose written credentials include' dozens of excellent books on the cinema aod a historieal knowledge of motion pictures tbst serves him well in his critiques of current movies. Maltin told me recently, "It's hard to retain some integrity and purvey some genuine information on the tube, but it's a challenge that I'm enjoying." Maltin does accurate reviews as well as some important feature stories on various film genre and other matters of historical interest, something most reviewerS shy away from. "Maoy reviewers are journalists who happened to get a job as !ibn critics. Not all of them are in it beFaShion Baubles big in college Faded, wrinkled jeans and informal T-shirts may nol have faded from the college fasbion scene, but today's college crowd has 30 eye for elegaoce which shows in their jewelry accessories, the Jewelry industry Council reports. There will be times for the dres-: sy suits aod with it, the need for tie pins, cuff links aod dressy watches - or even a .gold and diamond ring .. Chances are tbst students in the height of fasbion will sport not one but two watches in their collections. Watches for sports aod class appear in two-tone metal aod slainless steel bands, For special oecaSions, however, the new fall watches appear with black dials and bands, with the watchband liiIks intersticed with slim gold bars. The aoalog is by far the must popular in dressy quartz watches. In addition to a timepiece for his or her wrist, a compact travel alarm clock will keep the student body on schedule for classes. Desk sets, and pocket pen aod pencil sets, are part of the back-toschool needs of serious scholars -, Small diamonds appear in tie pins aod rings, wbere the diamonds are olten used in a pave effect, says the council. Women students will be taking along their jewetry wardrobe to switch daytime costumes to. evening elegaoce with the aid of drop earrings aod a mixture of pearls, beads and stones to accent fall's colorful new 'apparel: ' cause they love movies, or bave more tban basic knowledge of film," said Maltin. Judging by the fact tbst Roger Ebert recently referred to the great director Ernst Lubitsch by calling him "Ernest," I'd say Maltin was rigbt. ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's flaws lie in the appel)[- aoce and delivery of its co-hosli. First we bave Ron Hendren. a wholesome, baby-faced chap wbo has the same bubbly effervescence whether he's reporting on a movie star's death or a place wbere the stars' dogs go to be groomed. Next we have Mary Hart, another "geewbiz'golly-swell" sort wbo rarely changes mood in facial expression or tone of voice. But if ENTERTAINMENT T0- NIGHT is so-so, the local TAKE TWO is positively in~pt. Produced by Carmichael Communications out of Kenosba (they say Chicago on the show, but this is not so), lbe same outfit tbst distributes the free TV guide known as HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE,TAKE TWOis a bombastic farce attempting to cut in on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's territory as far as !ibn is concerned. Host Dave McGrath is a very still, lifeless sort who speaks in 30 annoying monotone. His blandoess is so outstaildilig tbst working as a OJ on 30 easy listening radio station is a career imperative. He makes several errors in reviewing his films (like stating John Belusbi appeared with Ackroyd in GHOSTBUSTERS). He's also the editor of HAPPENINGS (be recenUy referred to video failure Alan Tbicke as "multitalented"!) The show's resident historiao is Dale Kuntz, one of those guys wbo rates a film on the strength of "Gee, isn't Tyrone Power haodsome" or "My, aren't Judy Garland's costumes lovely!" It's aoybody's wager that the guy's favorite film is GONE WITH THE WIND. His breathtakingly fascinating feature stories have included a piece on "Great Movie Logos." TAKE TwO does get some celebrity interviews, but such inane questions are asked. Roger Moore was asked, "How did you meet your wife?" Hodney Dangerfield was asked, HWhat's your favorite movie?" How did TAKE TWO get its name? One insider believes tbst the name is representative of the num-· ber of stations airing the program. Perhaps there never will be an entertainment news sbow tbsl caters to those of us wbo desire a more serious, intelligent sbowcase when presenting various events pertaining to tbe arts. For now, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT will bave to suffice. a-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union .Ree Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO, ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS The Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce has issued an invitation to local organizations, charter members aod the public to help finance Operation Q.T", a crime prevention program wbich offers rewards for information leading to the arrest of criminals. The program, in cooperation with thO' Kenosba Police Department and lbe Kenosba Counly Sheriff's Department, has resulted 'in the arrest of several people who have committed crimes in the area, said the chamber of commerce. For further information, call the Chamber at 65(..2165. "....-.....---... ~~ .-J! ..-::---./'r...t. L/ \f .-1:1 Vr (l}lbr l!owr.1 l!o~"pp. ~ PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:11I pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm Int Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Oiscs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball •. Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK Of SEPT. 17 CHOCOlATE COVERED PEANUTS 25% OFF • ,i· \. . 1% Wild Life CIl~~)Wfllrr's nilS I ItEA R A80IJr AtJOi\lER WOMP,~? Af'X> SHE IJl)R~ /\T 1Hr flHDrOCl\Pl' stbP. Ranger film review: Another .,. RId< l.-... Aat. F_ Edbar Once Upocl • lime. iJl the mysti- <aI JJlO\'1e",m_, tbeft 1ived • man ruomed JolIII Dora. JolIIIIibeI 10 wnu. IlId dIn!ct movies. John bad a wile ruomed 80. 80 libel 10 lal:e her clothes aU. A lot. One day. John IlId 80 bad an Idea John would wrill!! IlId dIn!ct a movie m _ 80 could IaI:e aU her clothes. A lot. So John IlId 80 llOI oome lIlClDey from aome very CUlhble people IlId made their movie. Aft... lbey finished, lbey sholred tbeir movie 10 a bunch of men from a kiJJcdom called MGM/ UA who sald lbey would seod the JDOVie aU IlOUDd the land. 'Ibese IIlOIIlooted at the JDOVie IlId lbey wee _ed. They sald the movie would be 11lu.d X, _ WllS very, very bad. The reason it would be 11lu.d X was that, iJl the JDOVie. 80 looIt off her clotbes. A lot. ADd so did oome lIM!II. 10 fact, many times 80 IlId lbe m... bad tbeir clolbes off at the same time. ADd lbey did naughty lbinp. The men from the CROSSWORD PUZZLER ,"CROSS 1 Bother .. ex.sI 6 Vessels 11 Tough $.1\,9(- "",Me metal 13 Ambassador 15 Negallve 1e Reol Hl \le",.e 19 etHer ",etch 21 Bridge 22 ~tkhon: abbr. 23 Stgoll'e5 2680w 29 Cloth stnp 31 TransactIOn 33 A,."er 111naly 34 Heblew month 35 SUitable 38 Change COlOr ot 39 Near 40 Negat1lo'e prellx 4 18.bkal weed 43 Small valley 45l,mb 47 PtelU"e· lall'ng dtt\llCes 50 Rupees abbr 52 Heap 53 Church bench 56 Spoken 58 Small factory 60 As rat as 61 HOly 63 CIo'hesmaker 65 Apponloned 66 SpaOlsh artICle 61 In addItion OOWN 1 Skin aliment 2 Entrance 3 RiVer In Siberia .. Consecrated 5 Public storehouse 6 Mtxed 7 Faeroe Islands whIrlwind 8 Matures 9 Claw 10 Mu$IC~as wrltlen 12 Symbol for alumlnum 14 Printer's measure 17 Pulverized rock 20 Drink slowfy 24 Tidy 25 Declare 27 Semi-precious stone 28 laVIsh fondness on 29 Caudal appendage 30 Competent 32 Mother of Castor and PcHlux 36 Moccasin 37 Snared 42 Man's name 44 Snake 46 Solemn 48 Raise the spirit 01 49 Pertaining to lhe kidneys 51 Narrow openlOg 54 Short jacket 55 Promise 56 Hypothetical force 57 Edge 59 Note of scale 62 Compass point 64 Note of scale 19&4lJnlled F_tute SyndICate. Inc:. Puzzler answers Page 15 kingdom of MGM/UA said they would not seod lbe movie all over the land unless 80 IlId the men kept tbeir clothes on more. John said he wouldn't change anything. because be knew. deep in his heart. that people wouldn't want 10 ... the JDOVie unJess 80 looIt off her clothes. A lot. So John said nasty lbinp 10 lbe m... from lbe kingdom of MGM/ UA IlId went 10 lbe Cannon Group instead. The men from lbe Cannon Group said lbey would seJ:.d lbe movie all over lbe land. and lbey wouIdn't ask John 10 change anytbp. But, because many lbeaters woiJIdo'l show a movie thai's rated X, lbey would release it wilbout a rating. They put a warning on the movie that said nobody und er 17 could it. They should bave put anolb warning on lbe movie that said nobody over 17 sbouId ... it eilb er, That would have been good. Because John's and Bo's movie stinks. A lot. As you can probably tell from lbe preceding fairy tale. I dido't like BOLERO. ADd I'm going 10 tell you why. Allow me 10 begin by giv_ ing you a brief plot synopsis. 10 BOLERO, 80 Derek plays a virgin (bet you dido't know this llick was science fiction. did ya?) who graduates from college. To celebrate, 80 does what I'm sure all of us are going 10 do when we graduau.. She runs around the college grounds taking off all ber clotbes. Thea she. ber friend Catalina IlId her cllauffeur. Cotton, go 10 Morocco. where 80's character (I nev ... did catch lbe name) wants 10 lose her virBinity with a I'eIl1 sheik. You .... she loves Rudolph ValeDtino . movies, ao naturally she bas the hots fc!r sheiks. Anyway. she meets thia sheik, who lal:es ber off 10 his tent, pours milk IlId boDey all over her body IlId licks it off. Due 10 circumstances beyond b... control, she doesn·t lose her virBinity. 10. of course. it's off 10 Spain. 10 Spain she faUa iJl love wilb a buJJfillhter who isn't popuIar because be doesn't like 10 kill bulls. Instead. be sticks the swonIs into a pad strapped 10 lbe buD's back thus pleasing the HIIDlIDe SocietY 10 no end. 80 and the buJlfipter 11IItT5 R16rIf· 7 HoU DID 'rbLl KtvlIw. have some really good sex. Then lbe hullfigbter gets gored by a hull and becomes impotent. Meanwhile. lbe sheik (remember him?) tries to kidnap 80 and fly h... back to his country. 80 wants none of this; so, expert skydiv... lblit she is, she bails out. When she gets back to the love of h... life, she decides to try a radical cure for his impotence. She ball him teach h... 10 become a hullfighter. This, of course, works. and Bo and her guy have some more great sex and lbey get married. Okay. so the synopsis wasn't all that short. I bave a couple of good reasons why Ilold you the entire plot. First, I wanted you to know just bow dumh lbe plot is, and second, now that you know how the movie turns out. you woo't spend $3.75 out of curiosity. Now. I know that lbere are some of you out there who might go to see it just to see if it·s as bot as the ads make it out 10 be. Don't bolb.... This movie is about as «;rotic as eJectro.sJiock therapy and aJmost as fun. The dialogue in BOLERO is among lbe worst Ibave ever beard I'd quou, some, butI'm afraid thai I'd make you sick. The acting is as abysma) as the script. Do delivers all her lines wilb a kind of wideeyed look that, Iguess, is SlIpposed 10 convey. h... innocence. but only succeeds 10 making her loot hraindamanged. George Kennedy. as Cotton. the cllauffeur. Iooks totany embarrassed. All of.lbe supporting, by John Kovalic BO DEREK n.A~ ~AnAd1!en/ure in Ecstas» cast speak in accents so thick thai this is the first English language movie I've ever seen that n'" subtiUes. In conclusion: BOLERO is an inept, boring. tacky. tasteless, unerotic, .silly and incredibly stnpid film. Iwould call it a dog or a tur· key. but I don·t want 10 lal:e !be chance of offending our friends in lbe animal kingdom. Let me put it this way: H you set this movie out on a hot day. even the flies wouldo't louch it. Conference A one-day conference OD "Grado· ate Education for Minority Students" will be held on Oct. 12 at the University of I\Iinois Chicago Campus, sponsored by the Committee for Institutional Cooperation. The annual event is open 10 stlIdents, faculty and staff, IlId .wiI\ feature Dr. Samuel lletances, pr0- fessor of Sociology at Northwestern University and cohost of WMAQ's "Inside Out," as lbe keynote spook- .... Dr. Betances, an ezperl on IllCO and ethnic reJatiOllS. is a co-founder of the Latino Institute of Chicago. In addition to lbe conference. there will be a workshop on lbe Graduate Record Examination, which is open to bolb counseJors and students. For furth ... inf0rmation. call the Committee lor Institutional Coo~tjon.at (312) 88&f63O. 13 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Unusual Sport Australian rules football One of the most popular sports in the world is also one you may never bave heard of, unless you have cahle T.V. Even then, you either bave to stay up late or get up early to see it. This unusual sport is characterized by a hunch of guys in shorts and muscle-type shirts runniug around trying to get hold of an oblong, blunt-ended ball. When they finally 'do get a grtp on the ball, they inunediately punch it or kick it away. This game is Australian Rules Football. 'Footy,' as it is known to the people "down under," contains elements of rugby and. soccer to create a totally unique sport. It is only one of four divisions of football in Australia. There are two divisions of rugby and one of soeeer; hut footy is by far the most exciting and the most followed. Supporters of these tearns often seem fanatical in their following. Crowds at these games commonly exceed big part. Paulson added, "Being 60,000. mentally tough is one of the biggest Australian Rules is not new; the parts of the game." Paulson be- game originated in 1858. It was , lieves that physically his team will used as a way for soccer players to always be in the game, but the keep active in the winter. It is playmental preparation must come cd primarily in the southern Ausfrom within each player. "As far as tralian states of Victoria, South intenectually playing the game, that Australia, West Australia and Tascan be trained. Emotionally, which - mania. ' , is most important,has to come " :~ within. That can't be train- WOmen'S Cross Country Besides training bard and entering the season, pumy tournaments tbrcJuCbout the volleyball team has Freshmen dominate team organized what Paulson calls "media night." Media night, which occured last saturoay. (Sept. 8) in the Porbide gym, consists of food. fun and volleyball. Paulson set up a volleyball match between the Kenosha media and the Racine media. When the games between the two teams were finished, the members went upstairs to the conference room where they enjoyed refreshments as they watched the women's volleyball team play Parkside alumni. Paulson organized "media night" mainly to have some fun, but also becatise he wanted to introduce the media to good women's volleyball. "It's nice to know them." be says. "And if the Parkside team needs an article: the media is happy to do it... Although the women's volleyball team may be a liWe shorter than previous teams, the hustle and defense of this team will surely pro- 'vide a cballenge to all opponents. The women's volleyball team who won all three matches against carthage last Thursday, Sept. 6. The results were: IS-3, 11>-4and IS13. Women's Rang~;PhoiOby Dave MCEvoy Alumni Volleyball Touruamenl Volleyball Team looks good; brings home' wins by Kimberlle Kronich The Parkside women's volleyball team is off to a good start, baving beaten their first opponent, carthage College, last Thursday. TbIrd year coach Terry Paulson seems to bave a good idea of his team's streogtbs and weaknesses. The tenmember team consists of: Kim Tesber, senior; Fran Busalacchi, LorIe Herman, Janet Koenig and Kim VanDeraa, juni~rs; Amy Henderson, Karen Greene and Sberi LechDer, sophomore; and Laurie Jatusz and Sharon Abbott, Iresbmen. Paulson admits that the team bad some weaknesses from the start. For one, the team is only carr,ing ten players, whi~ makes it Io'gb at practice, especially when the team waDts to scrimmage one another.Secondly,the team is Dot a tall blockingteam, with the average beightabout 5'6". Teammember Janet Koenig admits, "This year we're a little bit weakerthan other years because we're shorter, hut we make up for It on our defense and our quickness," Paulson agreed that the strengthof the team is in its "opPOrtunity to be a good, fast team." . H the success of the women's volleyballteam lies in its defensive ability, Koenig certainly plays a maJOrole. Paulson stated, "Janet bustles.Kim Tesber is also doing' g"'"! tbings on the court, both de- ~ensivelyaod offensively. In addion, some of the players who sat out all uf last year are starting to ~, in aod play some good,volleySince volleyball is a game of momentum,mental altitude plays a Sports trivia quiz Hey,trivis fans -did last week's , qUestionthrow you for a loop? Here'sthis' week's question and last Week's answers: In the 1971Super Bowl, this man becaJIle~ .b~ 'in Bal\i!nOre wheq , be kicked the winDIng field i!oai in the Colt's 16-13 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. Yet, two years later, he was out of pro football. Who was this man? Last week's answ:er: Jlack:Wilson; 56 home' runs, 190RBI's: - ... by Robb Luehr by Carol KoneDdieil: Sports EdItor Accoring to Coach Mike DeWitt, this year's women's cross country team is young. The team, which has been practicing before school, is compbsed of six freshmen, one sopbomore and one junior. The members are: Carol Romano, junior; sarah Hiell, sophomore; and Michelle Marter, Julie McReynolds. Jill Fobair, Colleen Wisner, Julie Wuarow and Cathy Polacheck, freshmen. . The young team, however, looks pretty good, according to DeWitt. He feels the team has the poteotial to fit right behind the top tearns - UW-LaCrosse, UW-Milwaukee and Marquette. He's hoping the team finishes in the top 15 out of about The playing field is about the size of a soccer field, with slight variations betweeo stadiums. The dimensions are 165to 215 yards loog, 130to 165yards wide. The game is played in four sominute quarters, or 'turns,' with a haHtime in betweeo the second and third quarters. There are 32 players on the field at all times with substitutes available. The object of the game is to get the ball through goal posts at the end of the field. There are four posts: two tall ones in the middle with a short one on each side. A ball kicked or punched through the tall posts is a goal worth siz points and a ball that. goes betweeo a tall and a short post is a 'behind,: worth one point. The team with the highest point total at the end of two hours of play is the winner. There is an eztremely high potential for inflated scores. The record is 287 points. The game begins with the center bounce, much like the jump ball in basketball. The ball is tipped to a teammate, who inunediately starts down the field. The ball is advanced by kicking, punching or running with it. Tackllog is allowed, but only by grabbing the opponent between the shoulders and knees. H a ball is loose on the field, a mad scramble often results. The roughness of the game seems un26 teams. The team ran a scrimmage meet at Stevens PoiDt. The meet was close, with Parkside losiog by one point. The score was 27-28. The women will begin the season this saturday at Michigan. They will compete against Hillsdale College (Michigan) and MaloDeCollege (Canton, Ohio). "H we just go out and hold our own, we should do very good," said DeWitt. Thougb the team looks promising, DeWitt is also impressed with the team's spirit. "The team is the best and easiest to coach because the altitudes are good about workouts. H they run with that altitude all year, we whould reach our goal. H we don't, however, it still will be a successful season," concluded DeWill. TRY A VIDEO GAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection. featuring: * STAR WARS * TAPPER * CRYSTAL CASTLES * TRACK & FIELD * MS PACMAN * TUfENKHAM * MILLIPEDE * FAX , <; •* Ji1.llCK WIDOW controlled, but the referees keep a close watch on the game. Penalties can be called for excessive rough play, interference and tackling above the shoulders or below the Imees. Penalties range from yardage markoffs to free kicks. H a kicked ball is caught, that is a 'mark,' which entitles the catcher to bave an uoobstructed kick toward the goal. H he begins to run, be is fair game; but if he elects to kick the ball. no player can inter- [ere with him. Marks can be made up to 12 feet in the air. Despite the fact that this game is mown almost exclusively to Australians, it draws as many people in a year as pro football does in the U.S. Also consider that out of a population of ahout 13 million people, there are over 500,000registered fooly players. That's about four percent of the total populalion. For unequalled action and excitement, Dothing beals Australian Rules Foothall. PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-s pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . CALL: 553.2408 . ,.... ' ~~.- - , 14 n.ndllJ, SepL 13, 1184 .. -- Vinegar great for skin "'ConI Kr ,.. s,.toA smooth comp\elloo is WIJOderful to have (for both IIlOIl and _> but bani to obQIn. 0DIy a lew pc.- aaturaIIJ dou *in, and I'm DOt .... of them. 1.. acImlrtnc a fri<Dd'. comp\elloo .... day and told her 1 wisbed my lace _ed so uublemisbed. In the Ioncth of a lecture me told me what me did to oblaiD her lair *in, and _ to tftp it. Her dermatoJocist pre5Cibed a daily "'IiJDe. First, wasil the lace .nth a llOl><leodonntJOaP, sucb as Ivory. Alter wahiIlC tbe lace, rime it well .nth warm to semi-bot water Alter riDsiDC the lace, fill ~ hatbroom sink .nth water as but as the lace .no tolerate. Be careful DOt to get itlDo bot, "'" could bum the face. '!beD add about a quarter to a ball of a cup of apple cider YiDepr to tbe water. With Ibis solution, rinse each side of the lace ten limes on each side, tbeu 20 limes on the entire lace. To be effective, do Ibis everyday, twice a day. In fact, the sikin mau appear worse for a couple of weeks, but acconIiDg to her doctor, it', the skin gettiDg rid of its impurities. In about a montb, the face sbouId begin to clear up. Wbeo it does, don't stop the "'IiJDe, but iJ>- stead continue. This sboukI become as habitual as brushing your teetb. I tried it for a couple of montbs (yes I'm guilty 01 quitting too soon), and lound that it was truly effective to combatting my skiD problems. Also, to pleasant surprise, it oost less tbao most skiD care produets. The apple cider vim>- gar eon be purchased at any groeery store, aIoog with the soap. I! you've given up all other metbods, try Ibis and perhaps nol overnight but in a month you'll bave a new compiesion. FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple - Every Other Fri. - Begin Sept. 28 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person Mixed Couple - Sundays - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 8 Weeks - $2.50/Person Parent-Child - Sat. - Begin Oct. 6 - 10 a:m.-12 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 16 Weeks - $1.25/Person "League Fee Includes Trophies & End of Year Pizza Party SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION Men & Women'. IoWIIIl9 Club &V-.ltyT ..... IIMtlII9 • .• PX~~I~~~i~~~N: f > --.\... '.,' .... BIG 6 CONFERENCE '0/0 I •. " ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME '* t ..."MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE .. I "ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ~ ., "UNIONS -INTERNATIONAL ) . 'L": . ( .~\i REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ,..... ~.~ Ij " AREA INVITATIONAL . ""-' TOURNAMENTS '1--...... Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Aec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REOUIRED FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Fomen's Tennis Team forced by Robb Luebr Partwde's· wamen's tennis ~ is now doWDto five members, WIth the Joss of Carol swenson and June H~~ 6 the Rangers bad a . dual meet ;.g.inst the College of S~. Francis at parkside. St. Fran."," won every match to blank parkside &-0 Included were two forfeits bea';'" of the sbortage 01 players ·for Parbide. The oo1y match to ~o three _ was a doubles match mvolYingAnn Althaus and Kim Krani~ Sept. 8, the Rangers toot a sbort bop over to eartbage .CoDege for a quadraDgu1armeet WI!\,Carthage, Rosary and Coneordia Co1- to forfeit leges. There was no ollieial linaI score for the meet beeause the d0ubles matches were aD.raioed but best estimates put p"':; fourth. Four Parkside players woo 00le match each. Jaclde Rillmer belt Rosary 7-5, 6-4; Ann Althaus belt Rosary 6-4, 6-0; Kim Kraoieh belt Coooordia 6-4, 6-2; and Linda Ma.- ters beat Rosary 6-2, 6-0. Ontt again, there was a forfeit due 10 a Iael< of team members. The next meet lor ParbieIe is Tuesday, Sept. 11 agaiDst UW-Milwaukee. On Saturday, Sept. l5,lbe Rangers .no travel to Osbkosb to participate to a doubles tournament. Results will be published next week. Men's Golf Stephens predicts great season by Robb Luebr This laD, the Parkside golf team looks strong and experienced. Six members of last year's team returned, with Oo1yJobo Sclmelder and Bob SobOllost to graduation. "I'm looking lorward to a good year," said Coach Steve Stephells. "We have some good golfers returning, and we have some good young golferS, wbo so far haven't been tested." Rick Elsen, Stephens' top g<l1fer from last faD, earne back to lead the Parkside team. Also returning are senior Mike Ritaea; Scotf Sehellfeffer, . Ken Maegard, Bill Aiello and Don Messersmith. Maegan! is perhaps the most improved golfer this year, baYing the lowest orore (75) at the team's qualifying tournament last week. A starting player of note is freshWed, Sept, 12 man Kyle Corrigal. He was the number one golfer lor Kenosha Tremper last year anti is deserlbed by Stephens as a "confident play. er." Other new members include Jim Zuzinee and Tim Sobol. Despite the fact that he has siJ: veterans this year, Stephens said. "We're counting on our young players." The Ranger's schedule Ibis fall is similar to last year's to the respect that all the matches but one are large tournaments (eigbt to 16 teams). The single exception is a dual meet with Marquette, which is an annual riva1ly. LaSt year, Stephen's team bad one first place and two seoond place lioisbes, and was in the top ball nearly aD the lim •. With most of his players relutning, and some good beginners, Stephens is oonfident that his team will have a great golf season. at Whitewater Triangular (UW-Qshkosh, UW·Whltewater) 7: 15 & 8:30 Fri,-Sat, -Sept. 14-15 Tues,-Sept. 18 Thurs,-Sept, 20 Fri.oSat ... Sept. 21-22 Thurs,-Sept. 27 Fri.-Sal,_. Sept. 28-21 Wed.-Ilct.3 Fri,-Sat.· Ocl. 5-6 at UW-Milwaukee 5 p.m. & 9 a.m, Home vs. Marquette University 7 p.m. Home vs. Elmhurst College 7' p.m. at UW-LaCrosse Tournament at UW-Milwaukee at Ferris State College Tournament at UW-Madison Home-Ranger Invitational UW-Parkside, Elmhurst, NE Illinois, Ferris State III. Benedictine ' 4 p.m. & 9 a.m. Home-vs. National College ' of Education 7 p.m. at St. Ambrose Tournament Home-Triangular . Lewls vs Parkside UW-Milwaukee vs. Lewis UW·MlIwaukee vs. Park.ide at University of III,-ehicago at U. ,of Minn.-Duluth Tourney. " . Tues.-Ilcl, 9 Fri.-Sal._ Ocl. 12-13 Wed.-Ilct, 17 Tues,-Ilct. 23 Fri.-Sat.- Ocl, 28-27 4 p.m., 9:30 a.m. 7 p.m. 6 p.m. & 9 a.m. 7:30 p.m. TBA 5:341 8:38 7:38 7:38 TBA '. , ,,;, " " ' 15 lrhursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Last year's soeeer team 'kick II oul' iD previous ma~' Soccer team conquered Soceer team scrimmages to prepsre for, grueUug season. Intramurals the Union Building. Teams are required 10 provide a referee who will be assigned to a game other than their own. There is no entry fee. Entries must be turned in by 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 18 at the Phy Ed offices on the second floor. Entry forms DI!ly be obtained from the Phy Ed build: ing. by Carol KorleDdick Sports, Editor The soccer team lost their first game to Northern Dlinois last Wednesday. SepL5, The Iinal score was 2-1. Parkside was winning 1~ in the first baH, but at the 65th minute of the game, Northern Dlinois scored their first,point. One minute and 7 seconds later, Dlinois scored again, making their Iinal score of two, Coach Rick Kilps felt the team 'played very well. "The team improved since the beginning of the Flag football The fall intramural flag football league is beginning' After a successful year in 1983, teams are looking forward to the 1984 season. Plan now to enter. ' A team is composed' of six individuals. Games will be scheduled for 3: 30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays beginning Sept. 20, on the field adjacent to Exercise over medicine by Carol Kortendick patients with '1nIId' high blood Sports Editor pressure should be on a regimen that emphasizes a weight reducing By now, most people realize the diet (if overweight), restricted salt importance of incorporating eser- intake and exercise rather than . cise into their' lives. According to medication," as stated in the Aurecent studies, however, exercise gust issue of Glamour magazine: may be a form of medication for in- According to Glamour, over thirdivlduals with high blood pressure, ty-five million Americans suffer Usually, high blood pressure pa- from high blood pressure, Of this tients are treated with antihyper- number, about 70 per cent fall into tensive drugs, such as diuretics, hut the 'mild cases.' Those who do not , now some doctors are prescribing respond to a non-drug treatment, exercise. however. are advised to return to a "According to 'new guildelines drug treatment. Before embarking from the Joint National C.ommittee on any form of exercise program, on Detection, Evaluation and however, consult your physician Treatment of ~ Blood Pressure, first. Investment course The, prosect of bankruptcy and -Raymond Burezyk, Attoney, foreclosure can be a ,devasta!ing Trustee for Chapter 13 AlloealioDs. and frightening experience. In' to- "Chapter 13: An Alternative to, day's dilflcult economy, more and Bankruptcy." more people are confronted with fi- -PaUlcla Ruffolo, Budgel Coon· .::;+~+~nancial problems, But bankruptcy selor, FamIly Services of RaeiDe. and foreclosure can be preveuted. "Budgeting Basics " Join legal and financial experts , . " , ' , in exploring the prevention of bank- Heservations for this program ruptcy and foreclosure on Wednes- are requested and can be madehy day, Sept. 19 at the Golden Rondel- calling the Rondell.e at 631-21~ Ie Theater. The program begins at 7' Monday through Friday. There IS p.m.' " no admission charge. The Golden Featured speakers for the pro- Hondelle Theater is located on the PEW gram are: ~rner .of 14th and Franklin Streets -KIm Buras, ProgrIIIIl ~r, mHaeme. T 0 Westside Home Buyer's CliDIe,MIl- This program is a cooperative ef· ,L 0 ,R "waukee "Deta";nD ForeclosUre Ac-< fOrts.with, Family,SeMee of>l\aeiIle • 'N '0 'don:"- ...... '. ,-;-<>, " •••• ~ •• , and Project F.A,C.E. Puzzler answers from PageTz season. Dlinois had eight of last year's eleven starting players; we only had three:' said Kilps, Parkside's only point was made in the first baH hy Wayne Aderna, with an assist hy Scott Gerhartz. In the second half, the team started to slip. Andy Buchanan, a returning player, sprained his ankle in a tackle. The second baH also revealed nlinois' conditioning advantage. Kilps explained, "11Iinois began practicing about len days before us, and at the 65th minute the condi· tioning showed." Last Saturday, the soccer team played against Parkside's alumni. The team lost again, with a 4-2 score. "The game started in a downpour and ended in one. No one really wanted to be out there:' Kilps said. The soccer tearns' next games will be Tuesday, Sept. 11 and Wednesday, Sept. 19. Tuesday's game will be held in Deerfield at 3:30 p.m, Parkside will host Wednesday's game, starting at 4 p.m, NORTH SHORE SNJINGS and the smart Student LOANS Get your s ut dent loan application at the college . d . . t atl'on office or from North Shore Savings, amllllsr . 1601 Washington Avenue, Racme, or telephone 552-7124. O u have the form, it's easy to get your financing. nce yo f h ffi I I" S· I complete your portion 0 teo icia app rcation irnpry . . Th h I and submit it to your school administrator, e sc 00. in turn, will notify you of it's approval and return the appplication to you. Next, bring in or mail the application to the Uptown Office of North-Shore Savings. We take it from there and coordinate the details with Madison '; You'll be notified when your check is ready. That's it! Fast efficient service on a complicated matter. No one does it better! . II e and zraduat tuden are invited 10 n to fllWl th r ed lion. Let'. romilkr SOf1U' SlUMm Loon facts: -'" have an open door lending policy .•. money ,~ble 10 all dipble tudent . -If .~ J ,there IS no need for co- igners, -You have 10 2.500 a year ••. even mon for cradua<e students! lO\\,GOn:R ML ;r-APPRO\'D) Iy, there isn't a better deal anywhere. -TIle r te start riih IS the rate you ta) with, lhe tune to lock Into th auraeuve rate! n'l an until 6 month> .fter zraduation. WHEN YOU'RE· READY FOR A STUDENT WAN, MOVE FAST. THE SOONER YOU ACT THE SOONER YOUR LOAN WILL BE APPROVED. NORTH SHORE SAVINGS IS EXPECTING YOU. DoI1't mcdriculate without one \ h,on n ,I I oan 1h.-('.Hll1h:nl '1>(11 \\ ,I11111ion \"'I\II~ K.I 111". \\ I 51-ll}1 • R.h,:illl.' Pholll.' o.n-I.2J7 • }\l.'Iw"ha Phulle 55Z-7124 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Convocation Gen Con Soccer coach Page 6 Page 10-11 Page 16 Thursday, Sept. 6, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 1 No smoking Parkside clears the air by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor The Wisconsin Clean Air Act was enacted by Governor Earl on April 18. It was to be put into effect on July 1, 1984 and fully implemented in all public buildings by July 1, 1984. The act states that those smoking in non-designated areas will be fined $25 after July 11,1985. The Student Services Committee of PSGA (Pa rkside Student Government Association) requested student input as to where the smoking areas should be on this campus. A survey was developed and distributed and the Student Services Committee received 900 responses, 50 percent nonsmokers and 50 percent smokers. The survey asked whether the respondent smokes, if they did, where do they smoke the most often, where they most dislike for people to smoke, and whether they felt Union Square should be sectioned off into smoking and nonsmoking sections. The results are the basis for how this campus has set up its smoking and nonsmoking areas. A great majority of the respondents, both smokers and nonsmokers, agreed that they did not like people smoking in small confined areas and they did not like people smoking while they were eating or while other people were eating. Most respondents also agreed that Union Square should be divided and sectioned between smokers and non smokers. The designated smoking areas on campus will include the Union Recreation Center, Union Square, part of the Union Dining Room (there will be signs identifying these areas), the Molinaro Canteen, a small area in the Greenquist Concourse, the WLLC Coffee Shoppe area, the back lounge in WLLC, the upper level lounge in the Phy EM building, and the vending area in Tallent Hall. The committee tried to make at least one of the specified smoking areas in each building. In offices where more than one person works, the people in the office should decide whether the office will be smoking or nonsmoking. Barb Johnson, a representative on the Student Services Committee, said that the committee tried to do what the student surveys seemed to want them to do, but "there was really no viable way to divide Union Square or the Coffee Shop Area. We feel we did what most of the students will be happy with." Johnson went on to explain that the enforcement of the act will really be up to the students and members of the Parkside community. "The security guards won't drag you away for smoking in the wrong place, but if students don't follow it and enforce it themselves, it surely won't be followed. If you see someone smoking in a non-designated area, let them know and simply ask them to put out their cigarette or go somewhere else." Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy The cigarette mash shows how smoking is becoming less popular. Excellence awards given to diversified group Two professors received distinguished teaching awards and a counselor received an academic staff award for outstanding university service at Parkside's annual convocation on Friday, Aug. 31. Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Awards, named for the longtime Parkside English professor who retired last May and funded by the Parkside Alumni Association, went to Douglas DeVinny, associate professor of a rt, and Kenneth Hoover, associate professor of political science. The academic staff award went to Esrole Nurse, assistant director of the Office of Student Development, which counsels recent high school graduates at Parkside. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the three awards of $500 each. The teaching awards are based on student nominations and nominations of chairs of the academic divisions. Recipients were selected by a committee made up equally of students and previous faculty winners of teaching awards. Douglas DeVinny, who joined the Parkside art faculty in 1979, has served as coordinator of the art gallery and of his discipline. Student evaluations expressed an admiration not only for his teaching abilities, but for the technical craftsmanship and artistic integrity of his own work, which has been shown four times in the Boston Printmakers show as well as in a number of other major national and regional exhibitions. A faculty colleague said of DeVinny: "His winning ways have frequently been cited: patient, good sense of humor, ability to relate to students' individual needs, never too busy to take on another student independent study project or advisee, enthusiastic and conscientious." He was described in the student evaluations as an enthusiastic, wellorganized and patient instructor who takes time to help his students on a personal basis. One student described him as "a foundation of knowledge." One of Parkside's recent graduates in art commented that DeVinny is generous in giving students individual help and offering insights while respecting the student's own artistic vision. "He lets students be their own artistic selves while pushing them to reach their full potential," the new grad said. Kenneth Hoover also received high marks on student evaluations. He was described as a caring person, active in his field, who brings his experiences into the classroom, and as a well-organized, knowledgeable and dynamic instructor. Students noted that Hoover's interest in applying political theory to contemporary events brings a particular immediacy to his teaching. One student labeled his lectures "breath-taking." Since coming to Parkside in 1978, Hoover has initiated a number of activities involving both the campus and the community. These include the Parkside Public Forum series, which he founded and chairs; the Social Science Roundtables, which he co-chairs; and a series of Breakfast Seminars in Public Management. In addition, he is the coordinator for his discipline. Hoover's influence on students, a colleague noted, goes well beyond his home institution. His text, "The Elements of Social Scientific Thinking, " in its third edition, is used in more than 360 colleges and universities. In citing Esrold Nurse for the Academic Staff award, a selection committee of academic staff, including past award winners, as well as student and faculty representatives, noted his extensive involvement in the Racine and Kenosha communities, especially with programs for minority young people. Nurse has worked with the Racine Environment Committee Educational Fund to provide educational opportunity for Racine and Kenosha minority and low income youth and assisted the REC staff in planning and hosting an annual conference on higher education, the most recent held last April at Parkside. He has been deeply involved in the CHAMP Program, initiated at Parkside to provide continuing motivation and support for minority youths from the Kenosha and Racine communities through an ongoing program which starts with junior high students and continues through their high school years. Nurse, who joined the Parkside staff in 1979, also is on the Advisory Board of Hand-In-H and, an advocacy agency for black individuals with handicaps and their families. In addition, he has made it a habit to visit area community centers, schools, social service agencies and churches presenting information on higher education opportunities and simultaneously serving as a role model for minority young people. On ca mpus, he serves as adviser to the Black Student Organization and the International Student Organization and has chaired the Black His tory Month committee. Ten new faculty Ten new faculty and staff appointments have been announced by Parkside, including four in science, two in behavioral science, and one each in business and social science. Joining the Science Division as a full professor is Jack Peterson, who will teach industrial and environmental hygiene as a member of t he allied health discipline. Peterson has extensive industrial, academic and consulting experience in all areas of industrial hygiene. He holds a PhD in industrial health and a master's degree in chemical engineering, both from the Univer- Continued on Page 5 2 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Editorial Smoking: no butts about it wfee miff." bm"Ln8.s t0 bc n°nsmoking unless other- 14 seems 41134 nonsmokers are gaining the edee Satrre SOciaUy **"»> i4 that the nghts of smokers are not snuffed ou*t. necessary to be sure not 5, j S P^bbp school board didn't delay dealing with the new schook^VtofaS lhP nniStUdenH srnoking on 4he Premises of al l high ^HhnvJJSSS!8*5 rule results in suspension. Teachers, however will have designated smoking areas at all schools ^yt^»^U!SrSS££SSSSS rSan A ; problems of nonsmokers last spring before the S^UfJtftPhfnliPS?A2?udent Services Comntitteef cotways to accomodatethem ^ *""** a"d 'ned t0 "nd ™bl* Wisconsin Clean Air Act is in effect on this cam- Em i 2H 5® dif5ciult 40 enforce- The $25 fine for violating the law will hardly be a deterrent. The PSGA Student Services Committee did a fine job of implementing the law and satisfying both smokers and nonsmokers. Their successful effort should be praised and should be an example to other PSGA members for continued work in campus improvement. Nobody asked me, but... flet^r from the Editor by Jim Neibaur Every five years or so, some mass market product overtakes our country. Stuff like coonskin caps, hula hoops, "smiley" faces, pet rocks and Smurfs. All forms of media, every story in any shopping mall, and sometimes airplanes, trucks or trains inundate us with advertisements , causing the shallow masses to embrace whatever product as if p rogrammed by some interplanetary force. Whether it's little blue men or ugly stuffed dolls complete with adoption papers the mindless consumers are at the product's mercy. Now we have a product that shamelessly exploits to the limit-the most astonishing mass market smash in history. This product is a human being. That human being is Michael Jackson. There may be a freak fascination in this man's spastic dance steps that gives him appeal in some quarters but his music is a degeneration to rock, pop or rhythm and blues styles. D .'[ac^,0n'0®ks ^ a cross between Diana Ross and Billy Buckwheat" Thomas. His tall, gangling figure is so frighteningly slim that it gives us the motivation to refer to the late Karen Carpenter as "Chubs." The ado- !!fen! b4r®3thIessness his singing, backed by a redundant disco beat, redefines the same insipidity we labeled The Village People (another mass market fad) with not many years ago. S'nce Jackson's 'Thriller' record album sold over thirty million copies, his appeal can't be limited to ,jmn„SSSldy Weenie 3 handful of fourteen-yearolds with training bras and zits. Jackson has also managed to reach adults with his discofied meanderings... but only adults who don't desire any depth to their music. Critics, even good ones, have been taken in by this J^^[i^y_P|^|^Jackson has been compared to such rock greats as Elvis Presley, The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and such masters of R&B as Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder and Otis Redding. The critics have failed to realize that even the massive popularity that Jackson enjoys can hardly be called an artistic achievement. If what sold the most was the artistic best, then 'Greasewould be movie masterpiece and 'Three's Companywould be considered a work of TV art. Jackson's indiosyncrasies are also in the public spotlight. His wearing of one glove, affinity for cartoons and space shows, idolization of Peter Pan and preference of floor mats to beds for one's slumber are all being experimented with by his ardent admirers as alternate ways of life. His fans condemn rumors concerning Michael's alleged hormone injections, refusing that their hero be guilty of the slightest abberation. For all of his bizarre habits, Jackson is also labeled a role model (even by the White House.) Rockers like Ozzy Osbourne are condemned for bizaare publicity habits, although Osbourne's music is fraught with rather commendable lyrics condeming hatred and manipulation by authority, and worshipping peace, love, friendship, even God. Those who condemn Osbourne's music as loud and obnoxious are usually empty headed Bible thumpers who haven't bothered to listen to his songs. Jackson's role model status leads one to believe that all he s managing to do is teach our children to be shy, insecure wimps. There was a time when disco music was heard absolutely everywhere, but now, only a few years later even the most important, groundbreaking disco hits of Uiat period are about as fresh as yesterday's garbage. It 'S ^th®[1evi^nt <now tha t we're finally coming to the end of the 'Thriller' syndrome) that Michael Jackson will s uffer the same fate as any other fad...mercifully Jorgotten, placed into oblivion and left there in bliss Dear Readers, Welcome to Parkside! The Ranger staff is again pleased to be working for the students. The Ranger has had the opportunity to make some changes which we feel will benefit our readers. Our news coverage has been expanded with the addition of a Community News Editor position to our staff. We will now be able to better inform our readers about the happenings in both Racine and Kenosha Counties, and also state and government news. Since Parkside is a commuter campus, we feel it is our duty to keep students up-todate on the issues which affect them outside the campus community. We will continue to keep our readers well-informed of the news on campus. Parkside remains our primary news target. The feature section will strive to educate our readers about current trends, interesting people, students' accomplishments, new entertainment and more. To help accomplish this task, an Assistant Feature Editor has been added to our staff. In addition, a computer column and reviews of restaurants for the student budget will be regular features. The Sports section will be more current in its coverage this year. Stories concerning health, unique sports, sports trivia and more will mix with our coverage devoted to Parkside athletes. The Ranger will contain a staff editorial each week. The editorial will voice the opinion of t he majority of the staff concerning current issues. A column for our staff members has also been added to the editorial page. In this forum, a Ranger staff member may voice his/her opinions on current topics or trends which do not reflect the opinions of the entire staff. Students, faculty and academic staff members are encouraged to use our editorial pages to voice their opinions. Letters to the Editor and special columns will be accepted. We do need help in reaching our goals, which are to inform and educate our readers. Writers, photographers and advertising representatives are needed. We will train those who are willing to learn. Please take some time to examine this first issue of the Ranger. We encourage input from our readers. Best wishes for a great year at Parkside. We hope to hear from you. Sincerely, Jennie Tunld eicz Editor $4 «OD Jennie Tunldeicz Pat Hensiak Editor Bob Kiesline "... Campus News Editor Jim NeibaSf Community News Editor Rick LuehT * Community News Editor MSSsss—z :::::::::: *~,£5K£r Dave McEvoy t " Sports Editor Jill Nielsen J^'or iSgJKjpat zirkeibach':::::::::::::::::': DMSS """p* Bread. »«*— Jay Cra] Luehr, Chris Pappe. STAFF , Natalie Haberman, Robb Murray, Julie Pendleton, ?"9er is Panted by the Racine Journal Times quest. Deadline for letters is Tuesdav ft" irrf* ^ames will be withheld upon rereserves the right to edit letter anrt J /°'m' Plication Thursday. Ranger content. * and r8fuse ,etters containing false and defamatory RANGER New drinking age causes problems for bartenders 3 Thursday, Sept. 6,198' by Julie Pendleton On July 1, Wisconsin's drinking age was raised. This has presented somewhat of a problem for bar and store licensees, considering the attached grandfather clause. This clause states that once an individual has experienced a privilege, that privilege cannot be taken away. In other words, instead of just trying to figure out who's 19 or older, bar and store licensees also have to screen out who turned 18 on July 1 or earlier, and who turned 18 on July 2 or later. Consequently, this new law will have a strong effect on the policies of Parkside's Union. In addition to an orientation last spring, bartenders attended another meeting on August 30. Time was spent discussing the new laws, particularly the new drinking law, and the responsibility of the bartenders to uphold these laws. Besides just training the bartenders, other steps have been taken to ensure that the new drinking law is upheld. Pitchers of beer and carafes of wine will no longer be sold in the Union. The purpose of this new policy is to discourage the sharing of alcholic beverages with minors. The Union Advisory Board decided that 12-ounce and 20-ounce b eers and 5Vfe-ounce glasses of wine will be served. Checking of ID's will be a much more frequent occurrence. Bartenders will be using their own discretion in carding. Wisconsin students will be required to show a Wisconsin picture ID or a driver's license. Out-of-state students will be required to show documentary proof of their age. If there is no picture ID, bartenders will require one Union bartenders minors. must make sure serving other form of identification stating the person's age. Once an ID has been checked, the bartender will log the patron's name, address, phone number and type of identification on the ID Register at the bar. This register serves as a waiver in the event that the customer really is under age, and that he did in fact use a phony ID. At that point he has acknowledged that he obtained an alcoholic beverage and that he did indeed show a form of iden tification. However, he obtained an alcoholic beverage deceitfully and not by fault of a bartender. Minority students hold orientation On August 23 and 24 Parkside held its first Minority Student Orientation/Retreat. The program for the event included a detailed tour of the campus, lunch with the chancellor and an overnight retreat at Lake Geneva. Approximately 40 students were invited to take part and about 30 attended. When asked about the need for the orientation, Esrole Nurse Assistant Director of Student Development, said, "We feel there is a need for an orientation for anyone entering college. We feel that it is more critical at this time because we haven't done well keeping our minority freshmen and we feel that some of the problems are related to things that happened in the first two or three weeks of scho ol. What we are trying to do is smooth the transition from high school to college." Nurse stated further that the event was "very succeessful." Another preventative measure will be the wearing of wristbands at all campus social functions. If it is an open event (open to the entire campus), students who are of age will be given an ID bracelet at the door. The bracelets are snapped on and are designed so that once they are snapped off, they cannot be refastened. This will ensure that minors will not be borrowing bracelets in order to obtain alcoholic beverages. If there are any questions about the new drinking law, the students may pick up a hand-out explaining the reasons for the new policies at the bar. "Alcohol is really a privilege on campus," said Recreation Center Concession Supervisor Mike Menzhuber, "and by everyone following the rules, it's a privilege that will hopefully be maintained." News Briefs Jobs up this year (NOCR) A much better job outlook greeted the class of '84, says the College Placement Council. Offers were up in nearly every discipline, although starting salaries remained about the same as last year. Petroleum engineers once again led the salary parade, but there was also good news for humanities and social service majors: Job offers were substantially up in those fields as well. Youth injuries lower MADISON- The number of youngsters injured in car accidents on Wisconsin highways dropped nearly 15 percent last year, proof that the state's mandatory child restraint law works, a state official says. United Press International reported that Russell Fleming, accident data chief in the Department of T ransportation, said injuries to drivers and passengers last year increased four percent, from 49,177 in 1982 to 51,178 in 1983. - Injuries to children under four years of age decreased 14.7 percent, 729 in 1982 to 622 in 1983, he said. Fleming said the statistics should encourage others to buckle up. Reporter infiltrates gay meeting (NOCR) The Dartmouth Review, an independent conservative student newspaper, is once again at the center of con troversy, this time over a secret tape made by one of its reporters at a meeting of the Gay Student's Association. The reporter, who attended the meeting without identifying herself as a Review staff member, faces possible campus disciplinary action after contents of the secret tape were published in a review story. Age hike expensive Florida legislators face a tough choice, with the passage of the recent national drinking age law, says Forbes magazine. The legislators can refuse to raise the drinking age to 21 and lose some Federal highway money, or raise the drinking age and risk losing more than $130 million spent each spring by vacationing college students. UW opens job center (NOCR) A new student job center at UW-Madison will link jobhungry students with employers who have part-time jobs. The center, which will operate out of the financial aid office, will promote students as workers through public service announcements and offer a special phone line for potential employers. New, improved! Foreign films for fall Driver sentenced in Pogreba accident The driver of the vehicle in which Phil Pogreba, former student government president who was seriously injured, was sentenced on June 19. Samuel Greidanus, Kenosha, pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 18 months in prison by Racine Judge Dennis Barry, acting in Kenosha Circuit Court, on two charges of causing injuries by the intoxicated use of a motor vehicle. He was also placed on two years probation, to follow completion of the prison sentence. Pogreba remains comatose from injuries and brain damage suffered in the accident which occurred Sept. 17, 1983. His family cited no signs of improvement at this time. Pogreba remains in a care facility in his hometown of Independence, Wis. A series of 16 internationally acclaimed foreign feature films including Istvan Szabo's "Mephisto" (Hungary), Werner Herzog's "Fitzcarraldo" (Germany), Ettore Scola's "Passione D'Amore" (Italy) and Claude Chabrol's "Le Boucher" (France), is scheduled for the 1984-85 film season at Parkside. The third annual UW-P F oreign Film Series, a virtual sell-out in its first two sesons, begins Sept. 20-23 with the French film "Alexander," the hilarious story of a man who abandons the work ethic to live life for the simple pleasure of i t. Other works to be featured include Akira Kurosawa's "Dersu Uzala" (Japan), Ingmar Bergman's "The Magic Flute" (Sweden), Robles Godoy's "The Green Wall" (Peru), Serif Goren and Yilmaz Guney's "Yol" (Turkey) and Edouard Molinaro's "La Cage Aux FoUes H" (France.) Each film will be shown three times, on a Thursday at 7:30 p.m., a Saturday at 8 p.m. and a Sunday at 2 p.m. All screenings are in the Union Cinema Theater. Admission will be by season ticket only, with patrons given the option of sel ection the Thursday, Saturday or Sunday showing. Seasons tickets are $15 for students and senior citizens and $17 for the general public-only about $1 per film. Three free guest passes will be included in the season package. Discounts are available for groups of 20 or more and Master Charge is available. Additional ticket information is available from the Union Information Center at 553-2345. The complete schedule for the series is: • "Alexander" (Sept. 20, 22, 23) • "Betrayal" (Oct. 4, 6, 7) • "Passione D'Amore" (Oct. 25, 27, 28) • "The Spirit of the Beehive" (Nov. 1, 3, 4) • "Yol" (Nov. 15, 17, 18) .• "Fitzcarraldo" Nov. 29, Dec. 1 , 2) • "Children of Paradise" (Dec.- 13, 15, 16) • "The Green Wall" (Jan. 3, 5, 6) • "Beau Pere" (Jan. 17, 19, 20) • "Stevie" (Jan. 31, Feb. 2, 3) • " Le Boucher" (Feb. 7, 9, 10) • " Entre Nous" (March 7, 9,10) • "Dersu Uzala" (March 21, 23, 24) • "The Magic Flute" (April 25, 27,28) • "Le Cage Aux Folles H" (May 2, 4, 5) 4 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER Stella C. Gray, an English professor in the University of Wisconsin System for 30 years and a distinguished faculty member at Parkside since it opened its doors in 1969, announced her resignation at the end of the spring semester. Gray, whose intellectual energy matched with a natural warmth and graciousness made her classes enormously popular among Parkside students, said she plans to do some writing, a lot of re ading and a bit of traveling with her husband, 'Charles, a recently retired probation and parole agent of the State Department of Corrections. The couple resides in Kenosha. Gray, a native of Boothbay Harbor, Maine, a small resort and fishing town situated on the coast, received her A.B. de gree from Bates College in Maine, her M.A. from Middlebury College in Vermont and her PhD degree from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Her first teaching assignment was at the Hartland (Maine) Academy, where she taught for three years before moving on to four years at the Farmington (Maine) State Teacher's College. Her next position was with the University of Richmond (Virginia), where she taught for one year and then decided to pursue a doctoral degree in English at UW-Madison. While working toward her PhD at UW-Madison, she also served as a teaching assistant. Upon earning her PhD, Gray moved to Kenosha, her husband's home town, where in 1958 she began teaching at the two-year UW Kenosha Center, which a decade later would, along with the Racine Center, evolve into the University Gray, Kubly retire from English dept. Kubly plans novel, story Reading, writing and travel on Gray's agenda to complete collection Stella Gray of Wisconsin-Parkside. Gray provided vital assistance in the task of making the transition from a small, two-year campus to a large, four-year degree granting university, a task that involved long hours of creating new curricula and formulating new policies and procedures for the young university. "I feel like the grandmother of this place," Gray said. "I think UW-Parkside is doing what it set out to do-provide a source of highquality education to the residents of the Kenosha and Racine areas." Gray's roots in the picturesque New England country that LSAT ORE law School Admission Graduate Record Test Review Exam Review SECTION 1 : SECTION I: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday September 15-22 Sept. 29 & Oct. 6-7 SECTION II SECTION II: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday November 10-17 Nov. 17 & Dec. 1-2 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm $95.00 $130.00 MU Campus MU Campus For more information, contact: MI Irw[iUf-,te IV i KJ university Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee Wl 53223 (414) 224-7465 represented the first frontier of early American settlers long have influenced her teaching and research specialty, which is 18th and 19th century American literature. Gray's doctoral dissertation focused on author Constance Fenimore Woolson, a grand-niece of James Fenimore Cooper, who wrote the landmark Leatherstocking Tales, among the first strictly American literary works. Gray, who is noted for her evocative reading voice which is tinged with a gentle New England accent, brought life to American literature for hundreds of Kenosha and Racine area students who took her courses over the years. Gray regularly has chosen to teach a course in fundamentals of composition for freshmen who fall below the required grade on the English placement exam, instead of choosing to teach all literature or advanced composition courses, usually considered more desirable subjects. Gray was among the first Parkside faculty members to be honored for teaching excellence. In the university's first year she was selected by Parkside students to receive one of the Standard Oil Foundation awards of $50 0 for her excellence in classroom teaching. Parkside plans to name a teaching excellence award for Gray, who will be given professor emeritus status at the university. Gray, who was promoted to full professorship in 1971, was the first chairman of the Humanities Division, serving four years in that capacity while continuing to teach. She has served on virtually every major campus committee, including the first University Committee, the primary faculty committee; numerous Search and Screen committees, which interview and recommend candidates for faculty and ad- Continued on Page 9 Herb Kubly Taught creative writing Nationally-acclaimed author and playwright Herbert D. Kubly, who has been at professor of creative writing at Parkside since it accepted its first students in 1969, has announced his retirement at the end of the past spring semester. Kubly, who first rose to national prominence in 1956 when his travel memoir "American in Italy" claimed the coveted National Book Award, will live at his native New Glarus Wilhelm Tell Farm, where he will devote himself to full-time writing. Kubly currently is working on two major projects, a collection of his Parkside students' best short stories for which he will write a short story, and a full-length novel titled "Second Sight," which, Kubly said, deals with physical blindness as a metaphor for the increasing spiritual blindness of the world. Kubly will be awarded professor emeritus status at Parkside. He is the author of ten books, five plays and hundreds of articles for magazines and newspapers. For years he has written a popular restaurant- review column for the Milwaukee Journal's Sunday magazine section. Since coming to Parkside, Kubly has published three major literary works: "The Duchess of Glover," a novel that won the 1977 Leslie Cross Award (named for a Milwaukee Journal book editor) for book-length fiction; "Native's Return," a penetrating analysis of the people and culture of Switzerland, the home of Kubly's ancestors; and "Gods and Heroes," which won first place in the non-fiction category of the 1970 Council of Wisconsin Writers' contest and is about the people of Greece one year before a political coup that brought a military dictatorship to power. While conducting research in Greece for "Gods and Heroes," Kubly met a boy named Alex Marlis whom he brought back to America and adopted. Marlis eventually graduated from Parkside and now teaches in Oconomowoc. Also while at Parkside, Kubly has authored several plays, two of which-"The Virus" and "Perpetual Care "-were presented at the university, and he has published scores of magazine and newspaper articles on travel as well as on music, dining and art criticism, among other topics. Kubly earned a degree in journalism and philosophy from UWMadison. After graduating, he devoted the next ten years to working as a newspaperman. His first job as a journalist was with the Pittsburgh Sun Telegraph, where he spent five years, the first two as police reporter, the next three as art critic. Kubly, who said he always had been interested in art criticism, fell into his first assignment as art critic rather by accident. The Sun Telegraph's art critic had quit the night of the Carnegie Art Festival in Pittsburgh. Kubly's city editor looked around the newsroom and asked who had a tuxedo to wear to the formal occasion. Kubly still had one from his prom days at Madison, so he was dispatched to cover the story. Thereafter, he was the paper's art critic. Kubly's next position was with the New York Herald Tribune, where he worked for two years as a reporter and feature writer. He left that paper to work on his first play, "Men to the Sea," which appeared on Broadway. Shortly thereafter, Kubly received an offer from Time magazine for a job as the publication's music critic. Kubly, who espouses a deep love for opera and and dance, enthusiastically accepted the position and worked for three years as a junior editor and music critic for the magazine. Kubly then decided to devote himself to a career as an author and teacher. He accepted a position at the University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana, where he directed the university's prestigious Playwright's Workshop, supervising the writing and production of student plays. (One of the first plays he nurtured at Illinois was written by then-student John Fink, who today is editor of Chicago Magazine.) While at Illinois, Kubly received a Fulbright research grant that allowed him to travel to Italy, a country with which he "immediately fell in love." Kubly lectured at the University of Milan and traveled throughout Italy. His observations and experiences formed the basis of the award-winning "American in Italy." After spending two years in Italy, Kubly returned for a year to Champaign- Urbana, but was lured once again to Italy, a nation that "I could not keep myself away from." MMiil * Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 New faculty Continued from Page 1 sity of Michigan. For 13 years Peterson worked as an environmental health pnginppr at the biomedical research laboratory of the Dow Chemical Co. in Midland, Mich., where he was responsible for the evaluation of health hazards in the pre-production stages of chemical manufacture. For the next 12 years he was an associate professor of industrial hygiene both at the Medical College of Wisconsin and Marquette University and, in 1980, he established a private consulting firm in Brook- PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WSK OF SEPT. 10 Watermelon Sparkles and Jube Jells 25% OFF field, Wis. Joining the Science Division as assistant professors are Steven Leavitt (geology) and Robert Johnson (math). Leavitt holds a PhD in geosciences from the University of Arizona and a master's degree in environmental science from the University of Virginia. Johnson earned a PhD in mathematics from the State University of New York and a master's degree in statistics from Southern Methodist University in Dallas. Joining the Science Division as a Continued on Page 7 Harbeson awarded $15,000 Parkside political science professor John Harbeson has been awarded a $15,000 grant in national competition involving more than 200 applicants to prepare recommendations on the management of foreign aid programs. The project is being sponsored by the federal Agency for International Development (AID), which awarded the grant and selected Harbeson as the scholar to prepare the paper, one of t hree book-length monographs designed to establish guidelines for the management of development efforts in the Agency over the next several years. Harbeson is an authority on land reform and rural development in Third World countries. He spent 1979 through 1982 on leave from Parkside working for AID, where his responsibilities included on-site inspection on-site inspection of rural development programs in the Caribbean. Harbeson taught few two years at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia and has researched extensively East and Southern Africa. He is the author of the book "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and speaks Swahili, one of the major East African languages. /our calculator in the same class you are? Move up to theTI-66. The easy 512 step programmable. You're into higher math and your old calculator helped get you there. But now its time for something more. The TI-66 from Texas Instruments. The TI-66 offers full programming power and flexibility so you can solve complex and repetitive math problems quickly, easily and with fewer keystrokes than you thought possible. Its 512 merged program steps and over 170 built-in scientific, engineering and statistical functions make for powerful programming. And the sleek, streamlined design makes for easy use. Its Algebraic Operating System makes it easy on your brain by allowing you to key in problems as they are written, left to right. And a 10-digit angled Liquid Crystal Display not only makes it easy on your eyes but provides alphanumeric notation of your program steps so you can make easy modifications as you go along. There are large, readable keys for your fingers, and an easy-to-follow guidebook so you shouldn't get confused. And last, but certainly not least, at a suggested retail of $69.95, there's a price that's easy on your pocketbook. All in all, if we made the TI-66 programmable calculator any easier to use, it would deserve its own degree. TrYAQ *ST INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. 6 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER Love runs rampant in "California Suite Simon s Suite' liberated 17-vear-oM W .? >> Neil Simon's 'California Suite will be presented in dinner theater format at Parkside on Tuesday, Sept. 11, performed by the Alpha- Omega Players, a national touring company headquartered in Texas Sponsored by the student Parkside Activities Board, the Simon comedy will begin at 8 p.m., following a 6:30 dinner and cocktail hour in the dining room in the Campus Union. Tickets are $10 for general public, $8 for Parkside students, and include the served dinner and show. Tickets are available at the Union Information Cento-. Sponsors say 300 seats are available on a first-come basis. Previous dinner theater performances by Alpha-Omega have generally sold out quickly. Hailed as the Western book end to Simon's earlier success, "Plaza Suite,"the newer comedy consists of four playlets all taking place in the same suite of the posh Beverlv .Hills Hotel. A cast of four actors portray the various visitors to Hollywood. In the first playlet, Catherin Colder (Hannah Warren) is seen as a visitor from New York. She has gone West to confront her divorced hus- .band about the problems of their liberated 17-year-old daughter, who left mama in New York and fled to be with her movie-writing father, played by Edward Folcik (William Warren). They are brittle and sophisticated people whose sparring becomes more acidulous as they try to hide the wounds of the past. The second playlet features Todd Adams (Marvin Michaels) and . tan Haskell (Millie Michaels) as a couple from Philadelphia who came to Los Angeles for a Bar Mitzvah. He arrives first, and wakes up with a cute, but comatose, blonde beside him. He can't remember how she got there, and is unable to dispose of the passed-out body before his wife arrives at the door. Play number three has Catherin Colder (Diana Nichols) portraying a British actress on her way to the Academy Awards sober and edgy, and returning drunk and Oscar-less with her much abused, sexually-ambiguous husband, to be played by Todd Adams (Sidney Nichols). The last of the quartet of plays features all four actors as two pairs of Chicago couples bringing their three-week Hollywood vacation together to a hostile, flamboyant finale in a farrago of flying glass,' cut fingers, concussions and hammerlock holds. Alpha-Omega Players have it out during a scene from ' Suite," to be presented at Parkside on Tuesday, Sept. 11. California Guskin suggests changes for Parkside TThheo cphhaanncnenllllnorr of Parksi.dJ e- sugil <•- ir<n . «... gested Friday changing the basic structure of the university's undergraduate program by establishing a two-track system for freshmen and sophomore students. Speaking to faculty, staff and students at the annual convocation which opens the new school year at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin said the change was needed to preserve both academic quality and student access "without jeopardizing the fulfillment of e ither. "Perhaps the most significant and admirable accomplishment of UW-Parkside is the successful nurturing and enhancement of academic quality while preserving an access and opportunity for students of widely varying abilities and circumstances," Guskin said. "Maintenance of both these traditions also is our greatest challenge, for they can easily become competing values." Back To School S pecial 20% OFF ALL FALL MERCHANDISE Designer: Pants, Sweaters, Blazers, Skirts, Suits, Dresses, Oxford Blouses, etc. Color Consulting-All Day-Monday, Sept. 10 We Carry Women's Sizes 1-18 ^ i « » ? o a K ® y w V r f i z ? ' w e w i " b e h a p p y t o s p e c i a ' o r d e r t h e i t e m ( s ) y o u wish and will be able to have them (or you in 3-5 days at no extra cost. Under Guskin's proposal, education at Parkside would be divided into two major program areas: a bachelor's degree track, called the University Program, with relatively selective standards; and a two-year Basic Studies Program leading to a two-year Associate of Arts degree for students who are admissible under general university standards but not into the University Program. New freshmen admitted to the University Program under the proposal would have to be in the top one-third of their graduating classes or test into it. Students in the Basic Studies program could transfer to the University Program prior to completion of the two-year degree if they met certain standards, such as a "B" average in all their courses. "The major academic difference between this new...arrangement and the present would be that the University Program would have substantially higher academic standards at the freshmen and sophomore years," Guskin explained. Guskin said the new University Program "would probably be the most selective general bachelor's degree program in the UW System." The chancellor said the two-year Basic Studies program "would be a general education program at the college level comparable in academic standards to our present freshman and sophomore offerings." Among the advantages of the proposal, Guskin said, would be that students divided by ability "would have a less diverse-and consequently more comfortable and productive-class environment in both the two-year and university programs." Faculty, too, would be more effective by not having to teach classes with such diverse student abilities, Guskirt said. In the University Program, faculty would be able to considerably increase the standards, given the assumed skills of the student, he said. "For many students, especially those unsure of their commitment... or who must go part-time, the possibility of achieving a degree after the equivalent of two years could be a strong motivating force- in their willingness to stay in college rather than stopping or dropping out," Guskin said. Guskin, who is starting his 10th year as Parkside chancellor, admitted that some students would view the two-track system negatively, "especially if they see themselves on the 'lower' track. "While this may be true, I would maintain that many of these same students are not doing very well at the present time nor are we able to deal effectively with their needs or (those of) the students who would be accepted into the university's bachelor's program," Guskin said. Guskin said that, in reality, there already was a "two-year college within us" and that "the problem is that there is no such two-year program in the region we serve." He said the program "could open up exciting new relationships with Gateway Technical Insitute...which would benefit both student bodies. The chancellor said any additional costs of the program "would be manageable within present and future budgets." Guskin said present regular faculty would teach one-half or more Ranger photo by J ay Crapser Chancellor Alan Guskin speaks to faculty and staff at annual convocation. of the courses in the two-year program while permanent lecturers, many already on the staff, would teach the rest. Guskin said the new structure was needed "to come to grips with the reality of our student body." That reality, he said is rooted in Parkside's two-year center origins. The former Centers in Kenosha and Racine served a dual role for a diverse student body, Guskin said. They extended UW-quality opportunity... to many well qualified, even exceptional, students who used the Centers as transfer-tracks to upper division work primarily at UW-Madison." About one-third of those students pursued that path, he said. "For the other two-thirds of the students, less sure of their goals or abilities, the Centers were used as a kind of try-out for college, much like the function served (by) community colleges in other states. Continued on Page 7 RANGER Guskin's convocation Classifieds New faculty Continued from Page 6 "Many of these students completed two-year associate degrees and joined or re-joined the work force...others dropped out for various reasons. "In understanding UW-Parkside today and planning for its tomorrow, it is (significant) that those percentages are still very much part of our university," Guskin said. Since Parkside opened, almost two-thirds of its students have been freshmen and sophomores and onethird upperclassmen, he said. "Acceptance of our Center System roots has been difficult for us, even painful to some," Guskin said. "We have had to deal with the problems of incorporating a twoyear college into a university; of preserving the opportunity for large 'numbers of s tudents of v arying and uncertain motivation and ability to give college a try; of assimilating those students with others of s uperior ability, motivation, and direction; and of accepting the legitimacy of serving both community college and university functions." Guskin said he "did not expect such a major change to occur overnight," but urged the faculty to "seriously consider the advantages both to students and faculty" of al tering the present academic structure. "Over the last decade we have made some difficult personnel and resource allocation decisions to enhance the vital role that quality and research would play in the future of this university. The results of these sometimes painful actions have been the recruitment and retention of a high qaulity faculty committed to research as well as to teaching and service," he said. "I believe we must make a parellel commitment to deal with the reality of the two-year college which functionally has always been part of this university." Guskin said another major historical root of Parkside was "the dream of its planners and early faculty and the expectations of the communities" that the new university "would share the academic values and faculty profile" of UWMadison, rather than those of the former State University System campuses which "were not considered peer institutions at the time." Guskin said that research is the "cornerstone" of such quality and "occupies a position of pre-eminence as a standard of quality in American higher education. "Research activity is as fundamental to the development of a public service mission as it is to the development of a teaching mission," Guskin maintained. "The quality of service provided to local communities by universities depends first and foremost on the professional expertise of the Come see us at WLLC D139 faculty who are providing the service. 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Nicholas Covelli, Gateway's director of planning, research and evaluation, said members of the cabinet checked with other schools to see how they would handle the drinking age increase. Covelli said there are already seven districts in the state which do not allow beer on campus, and which did not serve alcohol even when the drinking age was 18. He says the cabinet made the recomendation because the school is not equipped to control drinking among underage students. "We didn't want to take the risk and put the district in the position where they would be selling alcohol to minors," said Covelli. During the 1982-83 school year, the last for which figures are available, 583, or 4.6 per cent, of the district's 12,536 s tudents were under age 19. Covelli also said the cabinet felt that the 19-year-old drinking age was only a transitory measure, and that the state may soon raise the drinking age to 21. "If that's the case," Covelli says, "then the majority of our stuents who attend will be underage." Pete Dyhan, parliamentarian of the Gateway student government's executive board, said that most students who attend Gateway events are older students who will not be affected by the drinking age change, however. "A tech school like Gateway has a number of students coming back to school after a number of years, trying to change trades and so forth," said Dyhan. "It hasn't been 'ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM *120 PER MONTH* MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM ** By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing needs in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ** Subject to Availability MMMMM CK an attraction, it's been a convienience to come down and have a beer with other people." Dyhan, 27, said the student government, which also programs campus activities, contracts with various clubs to sell beer. A clu b, he says, can make as much as $400 on a good night. Covelli said that since many of the school's events are already held off campus, it would not be difficult to move the events at which alcohol is served to off campus. But Dyhan says that since Gateway is a commuter campus the student government has a difficult time attracting students to events even when they are held on campus. "It would hurt (the clubs) quite a bit," he said. Dyhan said the student government already hires security guards for their events, and it would not be extra work for them to check ro's Unlike the UW-System, wVh icKh has an overall policy which is followed with only a few variations by system campuses, vocational districts are free to set their own alcohoi policies. Richard Logan, the administrative officer of the state's Board of Vocational, Technical and Adult Education, said the ban i s "a local option in that district." Logan said that most of the districts are considering ways to control underage drinking. "It's possible you might get kind of a domino effect," he says. Banning drinking is similar to banning other activities, said Logan. Kenosha Collins, Bloom challenged in primary elections Two Kenosha county elections will be decided during the primary on Sept. II, the race for county clerk and the race for register of deeds. Both races have only two candidates for the office. In the county clerk race, incumbent John Collins is facing firsttime candidate David Singer, director of the city's Housing Rehabilitation Program. Singer, 29, said he would like to consolidate the records in the clerk's office, along with all county records, under one system. "I feel that the combination of my education, involvement and experience allows me to do a good job in that office," says Singer. Singer is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin -Madison, and is working toward his master's degree in public administration at Parkside. He said that incumbent Collins has been on the job long enough. "People feel it's time for a Input/Output change," said Singer. Collins, however, says the job of county clerk involves so many facets of local government that the job requires someone with experience. Collins has been county cleric since 1978, a nd is now seeking his fourth term. He says that not only has his office done a good job, it is continually making improvements in the county's record system. "I have been doing this job with efficiency and integrity," Collins said. "I see no reason for a change in the administration." Collins is also overseeing the installation of the county's computerized records system, which will eventually keep all the county's records in the same place. In the race for register of d eeds, another incumbent, Rose Bloom, is facing Donna Dietman, who is also seeking office for the first time. Dietman, 40, says she is running because there have been too many negative comments about the office, and she says she will make needed improvements there. "As far as I'm concerned there are no issues in this office," said Dietman. "The only thing I'm bringing to this office is courtesy." Dietman says she has spent much time campaigning door-to-door throughout the county. "I believe in what I'm doing," she says. "It's not just a lark." Bloom, 60, is seeking her fifth term as register of deeds. She says that integrity and efficiency have characterized her terms. ' 'When I took over this office there was a six week backlog," she said. "Now we work on a dailv basis." Bloom says that even though the office had a staff reduction there have been no problems keeping up because she takes an active part in the work there. She will also help install the county's computerized records system. "I just keep up with the latest things," she says. Computing: past, present and near future by Chris Pappe Welcome to the first home computing column. By way of introduction, I am going to review the history of the home computer, and, hopefully, provide some insight into what we may expect from the home computer industry in the near future. In 1642, a young French mathematician named Blaise Pascal (yes, the programming language PASCAL was named after him) invented the very first mechanical adding machine. Nearly two hundred years later, in the 1830 s, Charles Babbage designed a machine he called the "Analytical Engine." Although the design was beyond the technology of the time, Babbage is considered by many to be the father of the computer. It wasn't until 1944 that the first "real" computer was constructed by IBM and Harvard. Called the Mark I, this was Babbage's dream come true. Over the next twenty years developments were made in the field of semiconductor technology which led, in 1968, to the very first random access memory (RAM) chip, memory which stores information from the user. This first chip had the capacity to store 32 bytes of in formation (each byte can store a number, letter of t he alphabet or puncutation symbol)., By 1970 th e capacity of RAM chips increased to 128 bytes and allowed the introduction of e lectronic calculators. In 1974 the 6502 microprocessor, the "brain" which runs the computer, was developed by MOS Technologies, Inc. Three years later, Commodore Business Machines, which had acquired MOS, released the first mass-produced home computer, the PET, an acronum for Personal Electronic Transactor. It came with 8K of RAM (the symbol K stands for 1024, so 8K means 8 times 1024, or 8192 memory locations or bytes). It was also in this year that the first Apple computer was built, the Apple H, marking the beginning of a booming home computer industry, which was to include such companies as Atari, Radio Shack and Coleco and so on and on. In 1980 improved techniques allowed individual chips to contain 8K of RAM, and small home computers were becoming increasingly popular. By 1983 competition was fierce and several small companies had fallen by the wayside, leaving the market open for Apple, Commodore and IBM, who released their first home computer, the PCjr. The standard size for memory was now 64K and sophisticated sound and graphics were standard. Apple and Commodore were still using Continued on Page 18 RANGER 9 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 A Week at the Park Gipson draws attention Campuses ready for new law EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 6 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" (PG) will be shown at 3:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, Sept. 7 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" will be repeated at 1:30 pm and at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Sept. 9 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in t he Union Cinema. Tuesday, Sept. 11 DINNER/THEATRE "California Suite" by the Alpha- Omega Players of Dallas, Texas, in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $8.00 for Parkside students and $10.00 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Sept. 12 CARTOONIST Steve Gipson does his thing from 12 noon to 2 pm in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE at 12 noon in Union Square featuring "Hot Rods." Admission will be charged a t the door. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Sponsored by PAB. Young Republicans pick leaders A Madison economics and political science major, P. Nicholas Hurtgen, has been named chairperson of the Wisconsin Youth for Reagan-Bush. The announcement was made last week by Tom Piehl, the executive director of Wisconsin's Reagan- Bush '84 Committee. Hurtgen will coordinate efforts on volunteer recruitment, voter registration and increasing voter turnout. In a news release, Piehl said that "Young people traditionally keep their eye to the future, and they realize it is their future President Reagan is safeguarding. " Hurtgen is also an aide to Assembly Republican Leader Tommy Thompson. The youth campaign plans to hold organizational meetings throughout the state during the next several weeks. Int erested parties should conta ct Chris Swain a t 765-2316 for further information. Gray retires Continued from Page 4 ministrative positions; the Academic Actions committee, which hears academic-related concerns of students; and, most recently, Gray has served as chairman of th e Sex-; ual Harassment Advisory Committee, which is devoted to educating the campus community concerning the unacceptability of discrimination based on sex and inappropriate sexual behavior. Kubly retires Continued from Page 4 He returned to Italy for some ive additional years, during which ime he traveled extensively firoughout Europe, using a suite at tie American Academy in Rome as sort of literar y command-post for is numerous free-lance writing asignments from major U.S. magaines, including Life, Esquire, Satrday Review, Holiday and the Atintic. Kubly returned to the U.S. to live i New York City and pursue in irnest his career as an author and ovelist. During t hat period he lecired at Columbia University and t th e New School for Social R esarch. After living for two years in ew York and publishing several tajor literary works, including the ovel, "The Whistling Zone," ubly accepte d a position as prossor of creative writing at San Francisco State University. Meanwhile, a collection of magazine pieces Kubly write while living in Europe was compiled into a book titled, " At Large." Kubly taught for five years at San Francisco, and in 1968 was persuaded by Parkside's founding chancellor Irvin G. Wyllie to accept a full professorship at Parkside, which would open its doors th e following year. Before joining Parkside, Kubly spent a year on sabbatical as a guest lecturer in American studies ,at the University of Zurich in Switzerland. Other books by Kubly include works for Life's World Library series titled "Italy" and "Switzerland"; a travel memoir titled "Easter in Sicily;" and a collectin of shor t stories titled "Varieties of Loves." Many schools in the state have had segregated smoking and nonsmoking areas before Wisconsin's Clean Air Act went into effect Ju ly 1. While some schools made changes over the summer; others made few, if any, changes. Kirby Stanat, director of UWMilwaukee's Union said th ere were nonsmoking areas th ere already. "Other than an increase in signs there have been no changes," he said. Bill Satterlee, union dir ector at UW-Green Bay, also said there have been no real problems with the new law. Like Sta nat, he said the school's smoking policy has been in place for several years, and the school only needed to put up some new signs. ' 'For a couple of years we've anticipated changes in the law and we had made the changes beforehand," said Satterlee. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Y&u've Got yle E I L EMA N 'S "Old Distributed by May Beverages Inc. 3120 64th St. 10 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER Gen Con: fact or fantasy by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Sitting inside of a University building playing games all day sounds like a silly thing to be doing when it's warm and sunny, but it wasn't silly to the ten thousand or so persons from all over the United States and Canada who turned out for GenCon XVII, a game convention that was held at Parkside August 16-19. These conventions began in Lake Geneva in 1968, moving to Parkside a decade later. They have been presented here by their sponsor TSR (of 'Dungeons and Dragons' fame) every August since. The convention's decor is hundreds of tables scattered about the building with a dozen or so players at each table. The games aren't your standard Monopoly or Yahtzee fare; these are role-playing games, games that enable the player to assume another identity, totally escaping into a fantasy world as another being. Players imagine themselves as elves, dwarves, demons, wizards, sorcerers, dragons, or any one of the Marvel Super Heroes, depending on what game they're playing. There are games that re-enact actual wars, enabling players to assume the identities of folks like Hitler and Napoleon. Some players go so far as to actually dress up in costume as the character they are portraying, in order to get into the characterization more seriously (a touch of method acting perhaps.) Some folks are baffled at how so many people can find enjoyment in such fantasizing, but those at the convention seemed to approach it with the seriousness and conviction of an evangilist. Another portion of the convention was an art show with very detailed, colorful paintings of various demons, sorcerers, dragons and such paintings that would make great Iron Maiden album covers and would cause an absolute furor on the 700 Club. The third and final portion of the convention was a sales display in the Phy Ed building. Booths representing dozens of major game companies like TSR, Avalon-Hill, Victory, Etc. were selling games, books, comics and other accessories. The people who were milling about seemed to be buying a lot. Gen Con participants at play There were "endless quest books," which are books that enable the reader to become the leading character as he or she reads on, providing multiple endings for whatever path the reader chooses to take. There were several of the latest Marvel comics, obviously in an attempt to promote TSR's new Marvel Super Heroes game, and there were games with titles like 'Armor City Stomp,' 'War Hoop,' and 'Who's Nuking Nevada?' as well as advanced and genius editions of the familiar 'Dungeons and Dragons.' From upstairs in the Phy Ed building, you could see everything through a window overlooking the gym. Two of the "gamers" were seated at this window staring through it motionlessly as if engrossed in a particularly good episode of 'Dr. Who.' And what type of person would spend four days imagining himself as a dwarf or a demon? There were fat people, skinny people, people with long hair and people with shaven heads. There was everything from a thirtyish chap wearing a Mighty Thor t-shirt with Elvis Presley's 'I Got Stung' blaring from his portable radio (it was the seventh anniversary of Presley's death that day), to a 14- year-old boy sitting alone staring at a "boom box" playing Rush's 'Finding My Way.' People would roll dice to determine probability in real life situations; spend entire days in the 92- degree heat wearing long red cloaks and carrying toy swords. They would chortle with delight when emerging victorious in a fantasized "battle to the death." TSR representative Becky Deignan said, "We get a lot of families, and have been getting more and more women, but it's predominantly men aged 11-18 at the conventions." A bystander who came out of curiosity stated that she believed "These are people who can't handle reality, so they escape into those little fantasy worlds." Somebody once said, "Life is but a game." A convention such as this gives one the impression that there are a lot of people who take that statement a bit seriously. Games gain popularity in the college market (NOCR) It's been said the Battle of Waterl oo was won on the playing fields of Eton -a testament to the importance of games in college life. Today board games are enjoying renewed popularity among college students. Students' skill at Trivial Pursuit, Dungeons and Dragons, and a dozen other favorite games may not lead to historic victories later on, but it has game manufacturers smiling as if they had just passed go and collected $200. The big winner at the moment is Trivial Pursuit. College students account for 15 p ercent of the game's primary players and they are credited with spreading the word and making the game the biggest gaming success in recent history. Sales in 1984 could hit $700 million, a figure twice last year's total sales for the entire board game industry. John Nason, vice president for marketing at Selchow & Righter, manufacturers of Trivial Pursuit, sees its popularity as a reaction against the solitary, asocial aspects of video games, once the campus leisure champs. Though trivia forms the core of the game, Trivial Pursuit has even won praise from one of trivia's loudest critics, Norman Corwin, author of "Trivializing America," a complaint against the collapse of normative judgment in American life, says "This kind of trivial pursuit is perfectly okay. In fact, it serves a useful function. There's nothing wrong in knowing facts." Trivia as play is healthy, he says. Fantasy and role-playing games, which also got their start on college campuses, remain popular with students. Deiter Sturm of TSR Inc., manufacturer of Dungeons and Dragons, says that while the ten-tofourteen- year-old age group now accounts for the biggest number of D&D players, 18-to-24-year-olds, many of them college students, are still a large percentage of the three to four million D&D players in the U.S. There are some new developments in campus role-playing games. On some campuses, women create their own all-female playing groups. Most D&D player s -88 to 90 percent -are male, and Sturm admits D&D is potentially sexist. Other types of role-playing games are challenging D&D's popularity, however, A new TSR game called Marvel Super Heroes allows players to play comic book stars such as Spiderman. It is already finding popularity on campus. Next month the company will introduce an Adventures of Indiana Jones game These games, says Sturm, have more clearly defined scripts than D&D and should appeal to players with a different sort of imagination. Strategy games remain popular as well. Conservative Parker Brothers has high hopes for Pente, a new strategy game it bought in January. Though it resembles chess or Othello, Pente is extremely easy to learn and still requires strategy to play, according to Parker Brother's Cathy City. City says the company, which has never targeted the college market specifically before, will probably sponsor major on-campus promotions and Pente tournaments in conjunction with a big marketing push this fall Future Napoleons take warning: The playing fields (and boards) of America's colleges are busy places these days. RANGER 11 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 I Gamers and their money prove big business by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor In terms of tourism, there is nothing that quite compares to GenCon, which brought about 8500 visitors to southeast Wisconsin th is August. In fact, say officials in Racine and Kenosha, the four-day game convention is becoming very big business indeed. For example, hotels from Chicago to Milwaukee report rooms being booked months in advance, with some hotels closer to Parkside booked solid by March. Tourism officials from both Racine and Kenosha staffed an information booth that provided information on attractions in the two counties. Carole DeWeerdt, of the Racine Convention and Visitors' Bureau, said the response was excellent. "Everything we had to offer there was quite a big of interest in," she said. "We definitely want to provide the same service next year." Many of the queries, said DeWeerdt, were for information about shopping facilities in the area. A study conducted during last year's convention by Parkside professors James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain found that convention participants, and their families or friends, spend about $1.4 million in 1983. And while figures for this year are not yet in, estimates place the amount generated by the 1984 Gen- Con at significantly higher than last year's, since the number of advance registrations was also much higher. Perhaps more important, the study said that most of the participants -about 93 percent -came from outside the two counties, and the money they spent would not otherwise have been brought into the area. The report said, however, that because most GenCon attendees are a highly segmented group - young, highly educated and mostly students, professionals and managers - that local business, with the exception of hotels and campgrounds, have had difficulty targeting the convention participants. Louis Micheln, Executive Director of the Kenosha Area Chamber of Com merce, said most local merchants do not deal in game-related products. "Not many have any relation," he said. Micheln did say, however, that restaurants and shopping facilities were of i nterest to the non-participating visitors—the parents, spouses and friends of the convention participants. In the study, Rovelstad and Vilmain said that businesses could increase their GenCon-related revenue if they marketed themselves more aggressively. "GenCon makes a substantial impact on the Racine/Kenosha area, which most residents and businesses seem to be unaware of," concluded the report. "More importantly, they probably have missed significant business opportunities - with the exception of the lodging and camping operators." But Micheln and DeWeerdt are confident that GenCon will continue to grow, and they plan to market the area much more aggressively next year. GoW Dmgor) The Empire Strikes Back Sept. 6, 7, 8 Union Cinema Thurs. 3:30 Fri. 1:30 & 7:30 Sun. 4:30 *1.00 Rated PG Steve Gipson Cartoonist/Comedian Union Square Sept. 12 Noon-2:00 FREE The Alpha-Omega Players In ^ d jp Neil Simon's 0 California Suite Dinner Theater The Alpha Omega Players in "California Suite" Sept. 11 Union Dining Room Cocktails 6:00 Dinner 6:30 Show 8:00 Students $8.00 General Public $10 Tickets at Union Info Desk The Hot Rods Sept. 13 Union Pad 11:30 a.m. start FREE BREWERS Baseball Game vs. Toronto Blue Jays Friday, Sept. 28 Tickets $8.00 (includes bus ride) Tickets at Union Info Desk Fan Appreciation Night ROCKWORLD (VIDEO) Sept. 10-14 FREE Shown Around Campus and in Union Square The Cars, Spandau Ballet, Huey Lewis, Ray Parker Jr., ' Rockwell and more WATCH FOR TRIVIA IN THIS NEWSPAPER FROM PAB'S SPECIAL EVENTS COMMITTEE Shutler takes office Poetry contest slated by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Mary Elizabeth Shutler assumed the position as Parkside's new Vice Chancellor this past July. In the months she has been Vice Chancellor, Shutler has determined that few, if any, changes will be necessary in the system here. "One of t he major reasons I took this job was because things were so well organized at Parkside. I wouldn't take a job where things were in such good order and then start making changes." Coming to Parkside from various administrative positions at universities in San Dieto, Hawaii, Nevada and Alaska, Shutler's first love was archaelogy, an interest she's had since childhood. Shutler has participated in many digs" including one recent research project which took her to the seven acre mound site of Tell Halif n ear the Kibbutz Lahav in Israel; a site that dates back to at least 4000 B.C. "I decided to be an archaeologist at the age of nine," she said. She received her doctorate in anthropology at the University of Arizona in 1958. Shutler's dissertation topic was "Research on the Curing Beliefs and Practices of the Yacqui Indians," studying the topic with the assistance of a Yacqui Shaman. And what led Shutler to the Parkside administration? Because Parkside has such a lean administration," she said. "They spend less money on adminstration and more to hire faculty." She went on to say that, "I also am attracted to Parkside's 'let's try it approach. They're innovative, they try and find solutions to prob^ International Publications is sponsoring a poetry contest open to all college students desiring to have their poetry anthologized, with cash prizes going to the top five poems, prizes ranging from $100 to $10. Any student is eligible to submit his or her original and unpublished verse, typed double-spaced on one side of the page, with the student's name, address and college listed in the upper left-hand corner. While there is no restriction on form or theme, each poem (of up to fourteen lines) must be titled separately (avoid "Untitled") with illustrations (b/w) welcome. Entrants should keep a copy of all entries, as they can not be returned. There is a one dollar registration fee for the first poem, and fifty cents for each additional entry. No more than ten poems per entrant. For any further information, contact International Publications at P.O. Box 44044-L, Los Angeles, California 90044. Deadline for entries is October Si PAB film review Pryor/Reynolds in Edwards film „ Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Vice Chancellor Betty Shntler lems. "It's very difficult to maintain a quality of excel lence in an open access situation as we have here, and Parkside has succeeded in doing SO. One thing that Shutler said she would like to see change at Parkside is the number of minority faculty members. "We're doing all right as far as women are concerned, but we need more Blacks and His panics among our faculty," she said. "There are some very talented minority teachers out there and we have so-few." Shutler added that there is no shortage of fac ulty at Parkside, per f^li\th?y're ^ways looking for fresh talent as additions. Shutler is pleased with her position at Parkside and with living in wie southeastern Wisconsin area. She likes rural communities that are near big cities. Shutler further stated that she is enjoying "learning to be a Vice Chancellor." by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Columbia pictures recently announced that shooting is completed on the Blake Edwards production THE MUSIC BOX which stars Richard Pryor and Burt Reynolds. THE MUSIC BOX is a remake of the 1932 Oscar winning short subject which featured Laurel and Hardy, the new version starring Pryor and Reynolds in Stan and OUie's roles of two bumblers who attempt to cany a huge piano to a home that sits atop a long flight of stairs. The Laurel and Hardy version (which Parkside's Library owns a 16mm print of, by the way) is a The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday Noon-12 a.m. Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p m Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon -Thur. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. classic in mounting frustration. Edwards' idea to expand this slight premise from a three reel featurette to a two hour feature is a little outrageous. Pryor is a funny man and may be able to play the frustration amusingly enough (if he isn't cursing the piano too heavily to be funny), but Reynolds is hardly a comedian or an actor. It's asking far too much to expect a chemistry between Reynolds and Pryor to match the chemistry between Laurel and Hardy, and it is also asking a heck of a lot to expect this feature to come anywhere near the excellence of itsclassic original. Pryor has said that he believes Laurel and Hardy to be the finest comedians in screen history, and is flattered with his role. Reynolds has not seemed to comment on the film. Spokespersons from Columbia state that the film should be released near Christmastime, but Edwards is said to be trying to hold off f or a summer 1985 release date. Chiwaukee meeting set A meeting of the Technical and utizen's Advisory Committee (TAC) of the Chiwaukee Prairie- Carol Beach Land Use Management Program will be held Thursday Sept. 6 at 7 p.m. at the Pleasant Prairie Town Hall, 9915 39th Ave. The advisory committee will discuss the recommended land use plan and the plan's implementation as well as set a date for a public hearing. All are invited to attend. Ranger General Membership Thursday Sept. 13 1 p.m. * RANGER RANGER Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 It's prediction time again by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Well, it's fall again (almost), and I guess you all know what that means. Of course, it means it's time once again for my First Annual, Sight Unseen, New TV Season Predictions, in which I, Veteran film Critic, Humorist and now Assistant Feature Editor Rick Luehr, make my predictions for the success, or failure, of the new fall series, without having seen any of them. Here goes nothin'. (Just a figure of speec h. I hope.) *** STREETHAWK (ABC) -This new show tells the tender story of Jesse Mach, police public relations guy, who becomes a vigilante with the aid of a high-tech, computerized motorcycle. Kinda like "Knight Rider," only with half the wheels. And half the brains. It'll last eight weeks. Tops. ••• E.R. (CBS) -E lliott Gould stars as an ear, nose and throat specialist who, in order to avoid bankrupcy, works nights in a Chicago hospital emergency room. The show appears to have a good cast, and, mainly because of Elliott Gould, it should be a hit. ••• PAPER DOLLS (ABC) -This new night time soap features heavily made-up teenage models. It should appeal t o the sleaze lovers, and, of course, the raincoat crowd. A bit of local interest: Morgan Fairchild plays a character named Racine. Six weeks. •** JESSIE (ABC) -I was prepared to give th is new series starring Lindsay Wagner as a police psychiatrist eight weeks, but now I hear that the show is having severe problems and may never get on the air. Pity. ••• CHARLES IN CHARGE (CBS) - Scott baio plays a college student who works as a family helper for a family of five. Even though, for the most part, I have this thing against 'teen idol', Baio does have some talent, and, given the right material, could make the show a success. Put me down for a maybe. •** HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN (NBC) - Michael Landon produces and stars in this show about an angel who comes to earth to "spread joy, and help people in need." Sounds like 'Attack of the Killer Schmaltz.' Then again, people bought 'Little House on the Prairie.' This show could mak e it. I hope not. *** DREAMS (CBS) -This show about a rock band seems to be influenced by MTV. Fil led with "fast cut rock videos" it will try to capture the video crowd. It will fail. •»» IT'S YOUR MOVE (NBC) -Jason Bateman plays a scheming 14 year old con man who tries to make life miserable for his next door neighbor. Just what we need, a positive role model for today's youth. Eight weeks. PEOPLE DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS (ABC) -Bert Convy hosts this show, which shows ordinary people's reactions to outrageous situations. This fiercely original idea (ripped off from Allen Funt), and Convy's unmistakable charm and charisma should keep this show going for about three weeks. •** THE BILL COSBY SHOW (NBC) - Probably the only sure-fire hit of the season. Cosby plays an obstetrician with a wife and four kids. •** WHO'S THE BOSS (ABC) -Tony Danza portrays a man who works as a live-in family helper. Boy, there's nothing like an original idea, huh? Six weeks. GLITTER(ABC) -This "big budget extravaganza" is about the lives and loves of the staff of a "slick and trendy" picture magazine, and the people they write about. More night time soap opera trash. It'll probably be a hit. *** V (NBC) -Based on the two hit miniseries, this show tells of the continuing efforts of lizard faced aliens to take over earth. Maybe V will mark the return of good science fiction to television. Somehow, though, I doubt it. HAWAIIAN HEAT (ABC) -This is the story of two Chicago cops who move to Hawaii and work as undercover men. Lots of nice scenery and plenty of babes in bikinis, but not much else. Three months. ••• HUNTER (NBC) -The story of a maverick cop and his tough-butfeminine partner who are not afraid to bend the rules in their fight against crime. Sounds like a new American classic, in the tradition of 'My Moths* the Car.' Two weeks. MIAMI VICE (NBC) -This crime drama tells the haunting story of two Miami vice cops named (get this) Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. The show also features an alligator named Elvis, who once swallowed LSD a nd an alarm clock (no, I didn't make that up). One month. PARTNERS IN CRIME (NBC) - Lynda Carter and Loni Anderson (what a pair) co-star in this comedy- mystery. They portray ex-wives of a murdered private eye who form their own detective agency. Both Carter and Anderson have proven good audience draws in the past, and the show should be a success. *•* FINDER OF LOST LOVES (ABC) - Boy, sounds like a real winner. Tony Franciosa plays a detective who acts as a, you guessed it, finder of lost loves. Real exciting and action packed. If the audience can stay awake, this one may last a couple of months. er O'Neill and that perennial favorite, Jon-Eric Hexum, as a team of private eyes who pose as a male model and a photographer. Once the novelty of beefcake runs out the show will go to oblivion where it belongs. *** HOT PURSUIT (NBC) -Kerrie Keane and Eric Pierpoint star as a married couple on the run after the wife is framed for murder by a rich socialite. This formula worked for 'The Fugitive' and it probably will work here too. PUNKY BREWSTER (NBC) -This is the heartwarming tale of a lovable, feisty little girl and the cranky, strong-minded old photographer she comes to live with. Sounds about as intelligent as it's title. Two months. MURDER, SHE WROTE (CBS) - Angela Lansbury stars as an Agatha Christie-like mystery writer who dabbles as a real life mystery solver. It sounds as though this will be a classy production, and it should be a hit. **• Well, there they are, my fearless predictions for the coming season. I want everybody to know that I stand by t hese predictions. Unless, of course, they turn out to be wrong, in which case, I never heard of them. It looks like it will be a good season to use your television set as a decorative planter. A scene from Star Wars Empire Strikes Back •••• by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Editor's Note: Film reviews will be rated by stars, zero to five, with five meaning superlative; zero meaning terrible. The first film presented by PAC this semester will be 'The Empire Strikes Back.' As I 'm sure you all know, 'Empire' is the second film in the enormously successful 'Star Wars' trilogy. Directed by Irvin Kerschner, Empire Strikes Back con tinues the adventures of Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo and the rest of the 'Star Wars' gang. The film also introduces new characters Lando Calrissian, and, of course, the green, shriveled little Jedi master, Yoda. 'The Empire Strikes Back' is a much more somber, serious film that its predecessor. It doesn't have as much of the sense of fun that made 'Star Wars' so enjoyable. Also, the film really doesn't stand on its own. It's almost required that you see 'Star Wars' first in order to understand exactly what is going on at times. These, thought are relatively minor flaws which should not detract from your overall enjoyment of the film. •••• COVER UP .(CBS). -Starring. Jenaif- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION & SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Saturday 14 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Join the Hanger A pause in the disaster Hanger photo by J ay Crapser by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor I Now that the new fall TV season is nearing, we at the Ranger have taken the liberty of writing the networks asking what programs were considered but not used this season. Below are the dozen entries that we received. NO TITS, NO ASS A d etective series where none of the people are attractive. Alex Karras, Gilda Radner, Jimmie Walker, and Charlene Tilton star. BJ, PEG AND ERIN Another M*A*S*H spinoff, this one created, written, directed, produced by, and starring Mike Farrell as suburban pediatrician BJ Hunnicut who lives in a cute little cupcake house with wife Peg and child Erin. Farrell stated that he hadn't decided who was to play Peg, but had it narrowed down to Linda Evans, Donna Mills, Farrah Fawcett, or Heather Locklear. BAY GEORGE A San Francisco homosexual pop singer shocks the gay community by appearing as heterosexual on album covers and TV appearances. Mitch Ryder stars. UNDERWATER DWARFS IN ATLANTA Billy Barty and Sky Low Low star as two midget mass-murderers who enjoy deep sea diving. In the pilot they try to de-bone Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis and use them as wetsuits. IT'S GENUINELY BORING Snooky Lanson hosts this musical variety show featuring guests Doris Day, Gino Vannelli, Johnny Mathis, and The Stray Cats. BACKWARD COLLAR SECRETS A panel discussion as Catholic priests reveal their sexual fantasies to Dr. Ruth Westheimer who evaluates them with a panel consisting of Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers, and Johnny "Wadd" Holmes. DON'T ASK ME , I DON'T KNOW Host Bill Cullen asks noted persons questions they can't answer. On the pilot Roger Ebert is asked about movies made prior to 1970. WHY ARE THEY IN SHOW BIZ? Gene Rayburn hosts this show featuring noted personalities who must explain what the hell their capacity in the entertainment world is. Nipsey Russell is the first guest. THE GREAT AMERICAN GROSS-OUT Entertainers try making a live audience puke by just being themselves. Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Barry Manilow and Andy Griffith are the stars. POP THAT ZIT! Chuck Barris-produced game show based on "Name That Tune." MASOCHIST THEATRE In an attempt to do away with late night news shows, this program was to feature film festivals of bad movies weeknights from midnight until 6 am. The first show was to feature a Clint Eastwood festival. THE PRO-ABORTIONIST TALK SHOW Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro was to host this series which would try to prove abortion is o-k by featuring noted adults that should have been aborted prior to birth. Alan Thicke, Steve Martin, Charro and Lionel Ritchie were to be the first guests. Doctor Who New episodes Doctor Who's legion of fans will be pleased to know that PBS station WMVT Channel 10 has purchased over sixty new episodes of The Doctor, including 14 John Pertwee and 13 Peter Davison s hows, the twentieth anniversary show, the pilot for the spinoff s eries "K9 and Company," and 23 repeats of the Tom Baker episodes. The Doctor has developed quite a cult following of "Whovians" in the Wisconsin area ever since channel 10 started running the English Science-Fiction series in March, 1983. Nearly one thousand people turned out for a Doctor Who premier party last fall, while a Doctor Who lookalike contest sponsored by the station last March also drew a great deal of attention. In the series, which began in 1963, the Doctor has been played by the late William Hartnell, and by Patrick Troughton, John Pertwee, Tom Baker and Peter Davison. The current Doctor Who on the new episodes will be played by Collin Baker (no relation to Tim). The new season will be aired on channel 10 Saturdays at 8 pm beginning November 3. The Parkside Union Diabetes workshop A one-day workshop on the nature, idenfication and treatment of diabetes will be offered at Parkside from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 26, in the Parkside Union. The workshop, sponsored by the Racine District Nurses Assocation (RDNA) in cooperation with the University Extenion and Parkside, will cost 630 for RDNA members, $35 for others. To register, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Thursday, Sept. 20. The session, which will be taught by a physician, a clinical specialist and an exercise physiologist, will cover the pathophysiology of Types I and H diabetes, ways to prevent diabetes complications, the role of exercise and the importance of diet, home glucose monitoring and self-regulation in maintaining euglycemia. Campus and Community" • BOWLING • BILLIARDS •FOOSBALL • VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • HORSESHOES • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR PATIO • CINEMA THEATER • INFO CENTER • TV LOUNGE • MEETING ROOMS • TICKET SALES • CHECK CASHING • POSTAL DROP • VENDING • SPORTS EQUIPMENT "Serving • COMMUTER LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR & GR ILL • SWEET SHOPPE • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TRAVEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREEN TV • TABLE GAMES HANGER AKl introduction to Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 rJl f^OSKRfVT. o<. [WCr LlKe ft MoSKRlVT. Hn/scrV Uf ge WeJ£t Bjev SEEfJ (V wosKRflT. Kl F P : f t H o T V t f f t MOS ^ ^ T . of we fembLe type. MO(?F OF He* arret?. SiHtt ft per of Too UFRFMT HFRe UFJT $EM£STffi> PET'S SFr wttflr THiS is. (\ll About. Fiesr-rercHWotts „ KM/-1!: ft UFftsez.. fl Philosophy MATE*, woo THFT We've Sot "TOT cut OPTUS UflV... v-7——_ fiwrf^ CftRSoo ftfts ft ueRY spec.mu RaanoMSHip lorrvt KIPF. fllJD PeRPeTUALPV SeflfiOjEJ Foe. THS OtTIMftlF ftMSUCR. „ £»tort th? MGAWIMS OF E-IFC ? %S,"W|S S TRIPS SOT E UERYTftltJS. LOvie, RtMftMCF, EXISTENTIALISM, THetiUXjl' ftcno»j. ex itfmemTj th«ius CKILLS SPIUi l\UP PlPLS. ( USLL. ASPR|U ,ftauAU_Y . 1 PLUS. Apm ADILiOS, FllrHn, ELfcoc., EOTR «Mt> efeftos. 5 Bo^eoj -,BO%d- Catalog review UTS S£F U)HflT ELSE IS OP. ftiJS BftpeeRs. Pis Beftce BftD&eRS. ©owp RflWGEg by Ric k Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Every once in a while, a new book c omes along that you simply have to read. And once you start, you just can't put it down. Well, the new 1984-85 Parkside Undergraduate Catalog has just hit the stands, and you know something? This is not one of those books. This is not to say that it doesn't have its interesting parts, but overall the plot is a little vague and hard to follow. Just kidding. Actually, it is rather interesting, and I'd like to share some of my feelings about it. First of all, the cover. I'm sure most of you remember that the old 1982-84 catalog had that really keen design in green on the cover. Well, guess what? The design is back again this time, only now it's in blue. I d on't know about you, but I think this is a step in the right direction. Turning to the inside, we find that the first section, called 'Parkside Perspective', remains essentially the same as the old catalog, except several parts have been omitted. Among the omissions are: Special Education Mission, University Extension, and Alumni and Placement Service. I don't know why these sections were deleted, but I, for one, am going to miss them. Looking to the 'Fees and Expenses' section, we find what I consider to be the first major boo-boo: tuition prices. As most of us are aware, tuition went up this year from $519 to about $572. You wouldn't know it from looking at the catalog. It still lists the old rate. Come on folks, lets get on the ball here. Now we get to the meat of the catalog: the course descriptions. This section is quite well done, in spite of some typos. For example, English 295, Literary Analysis is listed as Literacy Analysis. Of course, typos can happen. But you'd think that they'd be more careful in the English section! There are some courses listed that I find fascinating. At least the titles sound good. For instance, Phy. Ed. 332, Games of Low Organization. Sounds like fun, huh? Or how about Computer Science 467, Computability and Automation.This class is described as dealing with things like Turing machines, Kleene's Predicate and Ackermann's Function. You need to take another course just to be able to understand the capsule description of this one. In conclusion, I would like to say that the new 1984-96 Parkside Catalog would make a fine addition to anyone's collection. I'd like to say that but I can't. But seriously, pick one up and read it -it may be the most important book you read in college! TRY A VIDEOGAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection, featuring: • STAR WARS • CRYSTAL CASTLES • MS PACMAN • MILLIPEDE • BLACK WIDOW „..i a i ||||< III ill! i.lif > *, • r.i.J • I 1 i' • ' • TAPPER • TRACK & HELD • TUTENKHAM • FAX ACROSS 1 Mohammedan name 4 Sn ?.nish article 6 Toil 11 Preposition 13 Encomiums 15 Latin conjunction 16 Betrothed 18 Hebrew letter 19 As far as 21 Hindu garment 22 Time period 24 Protagonist 26 Experimental rooms: colloq. 28 Outfit 29 Muse of poetry 31 Blemish 33 Symbol for rhenium 34 Boundary 36 Heroic event 38 A state: abbr. 40 Severs 42 Tally 45 Group of unions: abbr. 47 Vessel 49 Sharp 50 Genus of frogs 52 Arrow poison 54 Prefix: down 55 Paid notice 56 Cravat 59 Note of scale 61 Unit of Spanish currency 63 Military units 65 Substance 66 French article 67 Anglo-Saxon money DOWN 1 Lincoln's nickname 2 Missive 3 Supposing that 4 Sea eagles 5 Lawful 6 Easy to read 7 Beverage 8 Collective whole 9 King of Bashan 10 Mend 12 Faeroe Islands whirlwind 14 Kind of fabric 17 Desert dweller 20 Spoken 23 Teutonic deity 24 Pronoun 25 Auricular 27 Soaks up 30 Burden 32 Parasitic insect 35 Moral 37 Female student 38 Fragment • 39 Crown 41 Submerge 43 Heavy, closefitting jacket 44 Printer's measure 46 Attached to 48 Part of flower 51 Dillseed 53 Country of Europe 57 Greek letter 58 Printer's measure 60 Man's name 62 Compass point 64 Maiden loved by Zeus 1984 united Fdatute'Syndicate, inc. 16 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Rick Kilns RANGER Baseball Alumnus returns as soccer coach practice by Pat Zirkelbach Parkside's soccer team starts this fall under the direction of Rick Kilps. Kilps, 33, repl aces his former coach, Hal Henderson, who resigned recently to become head coach at St. Leo's in Tampa, Florida. Kilps is a 1975 graduate of Parkside, and was a four-year soccer letter winner. He earned his master's degree in physical education from Bowling Green (Ohio) University i n 1977. He chaired the 1983 Midwest Region Ail-American committee of the National Soccer Coaches Association. He has also lectured for the United States Soccer Federation. He is also a nationally certified athletic trainer. He is a popular clinician at soccer summer camps, holding some camps here at Parkside. When asked why he wanted to return to Parkside, Kilps replied, "I have always been a supporter of Parkside, being an alumni, and as a supporter I've kept up with their soccer team. Also, after coaching at a small Division 3 school for seven years, I was looking o nto the next rung in the ladder. "I am also among old friends here in the Racine-Kenosha area. People that I have known in college and old friends are here." There are 21 members on the soccer team this year, eight of whom are returning players. Three of the returning eight are starters. Many of t he new players are entering freshmen and transfer students. A few came from Aurora (111.) College with Kilps. "I'm very enthusiastic about the team," commented Kilps. "Practice started a week before Labor Day, so as a team we haven't had a lot of time to work together. I am pleased with the returning players, the ones in their fourth year. They are enthusiastic and happy and provide a good base for the newer players. I am confident with this team. We have s ome tough schools to play against - Marquette, Madison and Green Bay. They will be the hardest this season. Other than that, I am looking for a .500 sea son." In his seven years as a soccer coach and trainer at Aurora College, he never had a losing season. Although Aurora competes in NCAA Division 3, Kilps' teams have posted a 4-5-2 reco rd against Division 1 opponents. His 1983 r ecord was 12-3-2, his best at Aurora. Kilps will also teach courses in physiology and kinesology this semester. Rick Kilps, new soccer coach Baseball in the fall? Yes, and this is the second year of a split season for the Parkside team. The split was due to the inclement weather so familiar to Wisconsin springs. The first meeting will be this Thursday, Sept. 6, at 2 p.m. Students should meet in the Phy Ed building. The first practice will be held Monday, Sept. 10, with pitchers and catchers from 2:30-3:30 and other positions from 3:45-5:30. The season opens Sept. 15 at noon when Parkside plays Marquette here. Write a letter to the Editor Men's cross country team "best ever hv KlftlKarllO ITvnnUL m _ t_ It'll • • m t i • . . 99 by Kimberlie Kranich With two weeks' practice in, Coach Lu cian Rosa has had a good look at his men's cross country team and likes what he sees. In fact, in his seven years at Parkside, Rosa believes "This is the best team ever because of the team's togetherness." The strength of th e team consists of George Kapheim-senior, Tim Renzelmann-senior, Mark Huntsenior, Rich Miller-junior, Ted Miller-senior, Dan Stublaski-senior and Andy Serrano-junior. According to Rosa, these runners have the ability to run together and push one another. The remaining members of t he team include Mark Manningsenior, Andy Kaestner-junior, Mike Rohl-sophomore, Dan Petersonfreshman and Scott Rench-freshman. Rosa said the success of his team depends on how well the team trains and how well they are mentally prepared. Having been a marathon runner himself at Parkside for four years, Rosa knows the value of hard training. During the initial stages of t raining, the men will run between seventy and eighty-five miles per week. They run seven days a week. The hardest practices fall on Mondays and Wednesdays, and the easiest ones are on Fridays, the day before Saturday meets. Men & Women's Bowling Club & Var sity Team Meeting Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED VARSITY TEAM PARTICIPATES IN: BIG 6 CONFERENCE ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONS - INTERNATIONAL REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS AREA INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENTS FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN TH E REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Rosa stated the philosophy he tells is runners, "What I ask of everyone is just run the race at your best and everything will fall in place." All the time spent running together developed a closeness between the teammates, according to runner, Dan Stublaski. Stublaski says he feels 'closer to this team' than any other team he's been on. "One can only do so much as an individual," he said, "but while being on a team, one is surrounded with encouragement from other players." FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple — Every Other Fri. 4 Person Teams — - Begin Sept. 28 — 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 7 Weeks — $2.50/Person Mixed Couple — Sundays — Begin Sept. 30 — 7 p.m.-9:30 p m 4 Person Teams — 8 Weeks — $2.50/Person Parent-Child — Sat. — Begin Oct. 6 — 10 a.m -12 pm — 4 Person Teams — 16 Weeks — $ 1.25/Person 'League Fee Includes Trophies & E nd of Year Pizza Partv SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION While a marathoner at Parkside, Rosa used to run what his athletes now call a "mind grinder." A "mind grinder" consists of r unning an hour around the track. Rosa doesn't use this technique much because the team finds it rather tedious going around the same circle with little change of scenery. He does, however, like repitition work and building up mileage. Besides conditioning, Rosa feels that each runner must mentally prepare himself for the grueling season. "Readiness," said Rosa, "is what really counts." Cross Country Men's schedule The 1984 Men's Cross Country Team Schedule is as follows: Saturday, Sept. 1 - Stevens Point/Whitewater, 11 a.m., at Parkside. Saturday, Sept. 8 - Oskosh Open, U a.m., at Oshkosh Saturday, Sept. 15 - SIU-Edwardsville Invitational, 11 a.m., at Parkside Saturday, Sept. 22 - Midwest Collegiate, 12:45 p.m., at Parkside Saturday, Sept. 29 - Open Friday, Oct. 5 - Boilermaker Invitational, 3 p.m., in Indiana Saturday, Oct. 6 - Loyola Lakefront Invitational, 11 a.m., in Chicago Saturday, Oct. 13 - Milwaukee Invitational, 11 a.m., in Milwaukee Saturday, Oct. 20 - Carthage Invitational, 11 a.m., in Kenosha Saturday, Oct. 27 - UTCT Open, Time TBA, in Milwaukee Saturday, Nov. 3 - Open Saturday, Nov. 10 - NCAA H Nationals. 9:45 a.m., in Mississippi Saturday, Nov. 17 - NAU Nationals, 11 a.m., at Parkside Sports trivia quiz Hello Trivia Fans! For those who love to tease and probe the brain, the Ranger sports section will present one trivia question each week for your enjoyment or frustration. This week's question is: In 1930, this man set the National League record for the most home funs in a season and the National League record for runs batted in. What was t he man's name and the number of hom e runs and RBI's? Look for the answer in next week's sports section. Also keep your eyes open for the Ranger's Sports Trivia contest! All-star by Jim Neibaur Professional wrestling has been under at tack for quite some time. Despite its popularity, its detractors claim that it is not a sport, that it is merely staged entertainment. One detractor, sportscaster Hod Luck, went so fas as to enter the ring and compete with wrestler Billy Robinson. Luck later had more respect for wrestling after Robinson whipped him handily. The late comedian Andy Kaufman made headlines after a confrontation with wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler. Milwaukee promoter Dennis Hilgart stated that "People who say such things about wrestling can either get into the ring or we can take 'em outside to get their can cleaned." One person who is quite serious about professional wrestling is Greg Gagne, a former tagteam champion and son of the great Vern Gagne, a champ in his own right. Gagne has been wrestling professionally for about twelve years. His father, Verne, was an Olympic gold medal winner in the freestyle — d e s e r v e s r e s p e c t Gagne is lieht tor * , younger situation found in wrestling na«mo j „ 17 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER 2 MAN TENTS 4 MAN TENTS SLEEPING BAGS GROUND PADS GAS HEATERS GAS LANTERNS COOK STOVES COOKING KITS ICE CHESTS WATER JUGS CANTEENS VITTLE KITS CAMP SHOVELS BELT AXES HUNTING KNIVES POCKET KNIVES COMPASSES FIRST AID KITS FLASHLIGHTS CAMP STOOLS FISHING RODS FISHING NETS FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-5 pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY - CALL: 553-2408 iwr .'i'i11 w«thng competition. The younger Game's Ugh'for a wresUaaifS lbs. He turned down a chance to pUy profesonial football due to his preference lor the mat wars tbio„n„ ^? ?Gaeg onnee -b„«y»o>ue ^co.Pmpeeutitnat in team sports." About the good guys/bad guys wrestling, Gagne stated, "In any sport there are good guys and bad guys. But with wrestling they tend to dramatize more and bend the rules." Even though they deserve no respect due to their unsportsmanlike tactics in the ring wrestlers like Adrian Adonis are still good athletes and objectively they're good wrestlers." Dennis Hilgart said, "Guys like Reggie Jackson in baseball are considered bad guys by many, but they aren't given the freedom of weekly television interviews like wrestlers are." On these interviews, wrestlers display their flamboyancy with some amazing little quirks and idiosyncrasies which are rarely, if e ver, questioned by the wrestling fans (known within the trade as "Kayfabes"). Wrestling is a wild and exciting thing to watch, but some believe it to be an absolute degeneration of Continued on Page 19 ,— WELCOME — I to IMLerTlme > r / / > rowr# - ^ f , V WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU FOR THE 1984-1985 SCHOOL YEAR. MILLER HIGH LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE. Distributed by C.J.W., Inc. 2117-81 st St., 552-7273. 18 Thursday, Sept. 6, 1984 RANGER All-American honors awarded to athletes by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Since the beginning of time, awards have been given for human accomplishments and feats, whether intellectual, heroic or athletic. In the past academic year, 22 Parkside athletes earned Ail-American honors. Ail-American honors are given on two bases. For individual sports, such as cross country, track and wrestling, the athlete must reach nationals. He/she then must place in the top ranks of the event, each sport varying in its cutoff point. For example, one event may have 100 participants. To make Ail- American, an individual might have to place in the top 20 out of the 100 competitors. For team sports such as baseball, softball, soccer, basketball and volleyball, the individual is chosen by an Ail-American election committee. To make Ail-American, the individual's team does not have to attend nationals. Though it's unnecessary to attend, Wayne Dannehl, Parkside's athletic director said, "To get ranking on team sports, it's quite advantageous to get to nationals. Obviously, it is more difficult to get on Ail-American when you're on a team," concluded Dannehl. Besides being All-American, some of the students have gained Ail-American Academic honors. According to Dannehl, these students are outstanding in both academics and athletics. According to Dannehl, these students must maintain a 3.5 average and be good in the particular sport. The students honored were Erik Womeldorf, basketball; Laura Hess, volleyball; Ted Keyes, wrestling; Janet Boeren, softball. The following students were honored as All-Americans : In cross country, George Kapheim, 1983, was honored. The NAIA Ail-Americans for soccer were Dan Opferman, Jimmy Banks and Jim Spielmann, all for 1982-83. The NAIA Ail-Americans for softball were Jackie Rittmer, Ail- American 1983-84; Michele Martino, 1984, Janet Koenig, 1984. For track, the winners were Ron Condon, NAIA All American outdoor walk, 1983-84; Mark Manning, NAIA Ail-American outdoor walk, 1979; Dona Briscol, NAIA All America cross country 1980-81, 600 yd. 1981-82, 3000 M Outdoor, 1984 Ted Miller, NAIA AU-Americai 1984; Sarah Hiett, NAIA All-Ameri can 1984; Mike Rohl, Ail-American 1984; and Andy Kaestner, All American Outdoor 10K Walk, 1984 Honored for wrestling were Mike Vania, NAIA Ail-American 198081 84 and NCAA Ail-American 1983 Mike Winter, NAIA Ail-American 1984; Matt Kluge, NAIA All-Ameri can, 1984; and Todd Yde, NCAA All-American 1984. New coach sparks positive attitudes There is a new face among the coaches this year. Wendy Miller has replaced Noreen Goggin as Parkside's women's tennis and basketball coach. Goggin is now attending UW-Madison to complete her graduate work. Miller is a 1977 graduate of UWLaCrosse and received her Masters degree at Ball State University (Indiana) in 1979. She also spent one year at Valparaiso University before joining the coaching staff at Beloit College. She was the head coach of women's volleyball, basketball and softball there for four years before coming to Parkside. This will be her first year coaching tennis on the college leve. "When all else fails, you go back to fundamentals," she said. This is the approach that Miller is taking to change the fortunes of the Parkside women's tennis team. Last year's team had a disappointing dual meet record under Goggin; however Miller feels that this year's team can turn that around. Six members of last year's squad are returning: Ann Althaus, Lynn Euting, Kim Kranich, Linda Masters, Jackie Rittmer and Carol Swenson. A new freshman, June Herrera, will also join the team. "Right now, we have just enough players for a team," Miller said. "If we had more people it would be better because there would be MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN COMING MONDAY, SEPT. 10 y * BEER * SODA • WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION more competition and if someone gets sick, somebody could fill in. As it is, we're at a bare minimum." Miller has enlisted Esther Will, a lecturer in the Life Science department as assistant tennis coach. "She's my right-hand person," Miller said of Will, "and she's also a very good tennis player." Miller says the team has a positive attitude this year and stated, "There's been a lot of enthusiasm and good spirits, and I think they're looking forward to a good season. The only place we can go is up, and that's what we're concentrating on. The record was dismal last year and hopefully we can improve; but we're going to have a lot of fun doing it." Wendy Miller, new women's tennis coach I-O: Computer future Continued from Page 8 the 6502 chip as the heart of their machines, but IBM was using the more powerful and faster microprocessor, the Intel 8088. The IBM PCjr was a major advance over the earlier home computers, and still is. It features a luxurious BASIC language and 128K of RAM. Not to be left behind, Apple introduced the Macintosh last January. The Macintosh was designed to be so easy to use that it has no built-in language for programming. To communicate with it, you use a device called "a mouse," which allows you to select from a choice of options by moving a pointer around on the screen. As an indication of the growing popularity of home computers, Apple released another new machine not six months after the introduction of the Macintosh. Called the Apple He, it is based on the 6502 a nd features 128K memory with sleek, modern styling. At around $1300, this model should prove quite popular. Now let's look to the future. At the June Computer Electronics Show, a showcase for the very latest in home technology, some very interesting home computers were demonstrated. In particular, a company called Amiga, who until then specialized in joystick controllers, previewed what was to be their entry in the home computer marketplace. Based on the Motorola 68000, the computer, code-named the Amiga Lorraine, promises to be the most advanced home computer available. "How much will it cost?" I hear you ask. Only around $1,500, according to Amiga, and they hoped to have it ready for sale by this Christmas. As it stands, however, Amiga Inc. is being bought out by none other than Commodore, and Commodore refuses to comment on the future of the Lorraine. If past performance is anything to go by, then Commodore will be the one to make this the very best in home computers available to us all. I eagerly await the announcement of the Commodore Lorraine. If you have any input with regard to my output, please drop me a line c/o Ranger. 8-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union Rec Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO. ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS Puzzle answers from Page 15 A L I Bj E L L A B O R B E F O R E E L O G E s E T E N G A G E D P E T O S A R 1 Y E A R H E R O L A B S R 1 G E R A T O B L O T R E L 1 N E E P 1 C S D C U T S s C O R E C 1 O S H .1 P IB K E E N R A N A 1 N E Ej|| D E| A D N E C K T 1 F A P E S E T A A R M 1 E S EH M E T A L L EE O R A RANGER Rabid animals on campus Beware of r abid animals on campus! On August 7 a woodchuck in an advanced rabid state was shot by a Kenosha deputy west of O rchard Court apartments. In the campus security report concerning the incident, Officer Roger Griebel stated that there are probably more rabid animals in the area, which pose a serious hazard to pedestrians and bicyclists. Vince Gigliotti, Assistant Secu- Tennis begins Women's tennis practice has begun. All inte rested freshmen and underclassmen should contact Wendy Miller at extension 2257, or drop her a note in her Phy Ed office located on the second floor of the Physical Education Building. rity Director, said the security office hasn't received any reports of rabid animals, although sitings have been rumored. Gigliotti stressed that if anyone sees a rabid animal on campus they should get out of its way and call security. "Don't try to catch it or anything. Rabies shots are painful, I'm told," he said. Ranger Needs Sports Writers Camping completes summer bbyy Carol Kortendick thp vacation Sports Editor Being a city-bred girl, I heard nature beckoning and thought the best way to answer the call was to go camping. I begged my friend, Debbie, who had never camped before, to accompany me, and when she finally succumbed, I proceeded to make plans. Two weeks be fore the date set, I mailed the money and reservations. Two doubts p lagued my mind: one being that we wouldn't get the reservations, the other being that something would happen to prevent us from going. The doubts became reality. My friend contracted a virus and backed out. When I called the camp, the ranger informed me that the reserved campsites were usually filled by January and February, but if we wanted to try for unclaimed sit es we were welcome to come Saturday morning. , With this in mind, I called Debbie and we decided that if her health improved, we'd go. Friday arrived with a healthy Debbie and a hopeful Carol. Down in the Parkside Recreation Center, we found two charming, helpful young men (the only ones on the entire trip) when we checked out camping equipment. We were going to ask them to go camping with us, but the tent only slept two. After one of them fumbled with the Coleman lantern for half an h our, we decided not to take it and we left them there. Returning home from shopping, we packed. We kept in mind that we might have to return home the same day we left, but we were positive, or you could say desperate. The day started at 5:30 a.m. with the alarm clock invading my dreams. We set out at 7 a.m., but not before mother warned us of the dangers of meeting young, attractive men, who were hunting for girls camping alone. Little did she know we had planned to do some hunting of o ur own. Halfway there, the blue sky changed to grey. I hoped Debbie wouldn't notice. She did, but continued driving north. In the park, we pulled up among 10 care and went into the ranger's office, where we placed our names on the waiting list. There were 17 sites available; we were number 21 on the list. At 10 a.m. the ranger began reading off names. Our hopes sunk each time someone answered. It started raining outside, and I thought, "Great! If we do get a site, we'll have a lousy weekend, that stupid weatherman!" The weather, however, was on our side. The clouds probably persuaded campers to change their plans and when our name was called, we had a decent selection of campsites. Two hours later we were soaking in the sun's rays. A recommendation to all new campers: before embarking on a trip, learn how to set up a tent. We struggled for about an hour until we finally succeeded in making it look like a tent. When we finished "setting up," we began to prepare dinner. My cooking prowess and Debbie's fresh vegetables provided a delicious meal. Following supper, we hiked through the campgrounds, then returned to our site for an early night in. The sun woke us the next morning. After breakfast, we set out to go boating. We drove to the camp's corner store to sign out a boat. We returned to camp, found our boat and after a few quick lessons to Debbie, pushed her out to sea. The lake had few occupants. Not having rowed for a while, I took a few moments to adjust. After spinning around and around I figured out how to stop and continued onward. We looked fo r a remote spot where we could anchor and catch some rays. Debbie decided to give rowing a try. We had to think of how to get Debbie in the center seat and me in her seat without tipping. After a slight struggle and nearly tipping over the boat, we were seated. I had little past experience with boats; Debbie had none. With no effort at all, Debbie steered us into a swampy section of the lake. It took only a few muffled words under Debbie's breath and some funny stares from some onlookers to change our seating arrangements. I felt like the hero of the situation until I navigated the craft into the 'Land of Lily Pads,' as Debbie laughingly dubbed it. I didn't laugh. When I saw the people staring again, I tried to make it look like I had guided the boat into the swamp for a reason and I could easily get it out. It didn't work and I ended up looking like a city-bred girl. Boredom descented onto Debbie so we decided to go back to camp. You could bet that if there were any men on that lake we would have stayed out all day. As it was, we were content with the two hours. We l anded, walked back to our site and ate. After devouring some of our weH-supplied stock, we were going to try the beach again. We flattened the blanket out onto a remote area of sand. We d idn't bother anyone, and we hoped no one would bother us, except for the type of man mother warned us against. As it was, even they didn't bother us. Thus we spent a peaceful three hours acquiring tans. We were hungry again, so we hiked back (in her car) to grill some steaks, potatoes and corn on the cob. Again, we had another masterpiece. We decided to try boating again, this time at dusk. I did the rowing. When it became too dark, we went back to camp. Since it was Sunday evening, most of the campers had left, including our neighbors. Having no desire to sit at a pitch-black site (we left the lantern at Parkside), I made a blazing fire. My Girl Scout skills were insulted when Debbie asked me if I used lighter fluid. I was insulted further when Debbie sat in the tent while I was staring into the fire. We retired early and I fell asleep immediately. Debbie did not, and when she woke me two hours later, I knew something was wrong. "Listen," she whispered. We both laid there waiting for the noise to return. Sure enough, it did. Someone or something was prowling around our tent. Remembering that we had left the garbage out, I thought it was a racoon. I told Debbie that it was probably an animal looking for our corn cobs and potato skins. "It's only a racoon," I mumbled, trying to reassure Debbie, though I didn't feel very confident myself. The footsteps fell rathfcr heavily for a small animal, and the area was too well populated for bears. The steps went to the back of our tent, stopped, walked to the front, stopped, then walked away. "It had to be a racoon," I repeated. Debbie answered in agreement, but I knew she didn't believe me. I closed my eyes, hoping sleep would re scue me, because I would have rather died in my s leep than face a crazy maniac. When the morning arrived, we climbed out of the tent and discovered that, sure enough, the garbage had been tipped over. But it was strange, because nothing was taken out and there were no animal footprints. There were, however, large footprints along side the tent. It was our last day and we decided to do what we did all weekend, go boa ting and lay out in the sun. I boarded the boat first, then Debbie jumped in. Again I rowed. We were well into the middle of the lake, when Debbie noticed water in the boat, but she wasn't sure if it was seeping in. "Carol," she said, "does it look like water is coming in?" I peered over her seat. The gurgling water resembled a small drinking fountain. It didn't take me long to row back t o shore. The rest of t he trip was uneventful. We ate again, lay out in the sun and were harrassed by a Strang ranger. He look about forty, and resembled the type who chases young girls to prove he's macho. We disassembled camp, packed and were on our way. We dro ve about twenty miles out of ou r way to discover that the place we were going to Vjfcit before going home was closed. Professional Continued from Page 17 athletic competition. Whether or not you're interested in large animalistic fellows pounding upon one another or not is a matter of taste. Anyone can see, however, that these wrestlers do train athletically and must be in pretty good shape to wrestling be able to pick e ach other up, fall hard to the mat and engage in some very impressive acrobatic manuevers. Wrestling is also, historically, our oldest sport. For these reasons, it deserves respect whether it is faked or not. Carole's adventures 20 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER STUDENT LOAN North Shore Savings is the expert to handle your student loan! There isn't another Southeastern Wisconsin financial institution that handles more student loans than North Shore Savings! WE ARE THE EXPERTS! All undergraduate and graduate students are invited to use our student loan service to finance their education. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tunkieicz named new Ranger editor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, May 10, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 30 Tunkieicz named Kby.. Ken MW eyer. new Ranger editor Editor News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz has been chosen the editor of the Ranger for the 1984-65 academic year. Tunkieicz, a sophomore communication major, served as a staff writer during her first year at Parkside after being editor of the Kenosha Bradford High School newspaper, the Inferno. "I am very enthusiastic about next year's Ranger," said Tunkieicz. "Our paper has made some tremendous changes this year because of Ken Meyer and I hope to expand and improve upon those changes." Tunkieicz wants to make the Ranger a more integral part of the Parkside campus next year. "Since this is a commuter campus," she said, "I feel that the Ranger can play a significant role as an information source for students. This can be accomplished by e xpanding on the types and quantity of articles written about the campus. I'd like to cover everything that happens on this campus as well as introduce all of the interesting people at Parkside to our readers. "Next year we will have more articles concerning Parkside's bordering communities and we will also disseminate more information that pertains to students from the state level." One of Tunkieicz' goals for next year's Ranger is to make staff participation more of an educational experience using regular critique sessions. "At these meetings we will discuss what went wrong each week and how to improve it and also what went well and how to keep it up." The hew Ranger editor encourages all students to take an active role at Parkside, either by joining a club or an organization. "I believe that taking an active role in your campus is a very important facet of gaining a well-rounded education. Parkside is a fantastic university that has so much to offer-if you're willing to take the initial step and get involved." Tunkieicz said that Ranger is a good organization to join if your interests lie in "just about every- "Harmann PAB by Kari Dixon With the possible exception of a newly activated Special Events Committee, and after basketball entertainment, the Parkside Activities Board will not experience any major changes under its new president, Keith Harmann, who was elected two weeks ago. Harmann is a 21 year old Parkside senior in communication. He has been active in PAB for two years. He was chairman of the film committee last year and served as vicepresident this year. "I like the way that things have been run," Harmann said. "I don't foresee any major changes at this time." PAB will utilize the Special Events Committee to a greater capacity next semester. The committee, under the direction of Valerie Olson, is a pre-existing committee that had never been used. "The committee will oversee a wide range of things that don't fall under any other heading," Harmann said. Other new officers for PAB are: Vice-President, Mike Dry; Secretary, Marie Aiello; Coffeehouse Committee Chair, Cherie Niccoli; Contemporary Entertainment, Sandy Wachs; Film, Randy Zich and Pam Woodbury; Recreation, Ann Fralich; Performing Arts/Lectures, Dan Galbraith; Sight/Sound, Beth Callahan; and Video, Becky Secanky. Those duties that Harmann feels will be his primary concerns next semester include The End, and being the spokesperson to the administration for PAB. "I'm basically here to make sure that everything is run right and that everyone does their job," he concluded. Keith Harmann The organization is looking for new members to take part in all its committees. Students interested in joining can stop in at Union D114 or call 553-2650. thing"-writing (news, feature and sports), marketing , public relations, photography or graphic arts. "No matter how many A's you get on your report card, there is nothing more precious than getting experience," said Tunkieicz. "The Ranger offers a learning experience that can't be had in a classroom." Tunkieicz will soon be filling the other editorial positions on the Ranger. Applications for these paid positions are available in the Ranger office (WLLC D139) until June 12. Students interested in joining the staff a re encouraged to stop in anytime. Tunkieicz said she will be on campus throughout the summer, mainly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. AM, Jennie Tunkieicz Ranger photos by Dave McEvoy No smoking! 1l8», G19Z84T. Tnhe^ bmill msayy sF t;htart' ssimg,,o<k5in Tgh ew iPll* b™e a*l>loiwooerd Ainir PauJbTlimc ,B Aupilrdi-l JmulSy lt, lmsfoo5?. areas desi*Iiated for smoking. The bill is effective after As an educational facility, Parkside will implement this law such that a student not seeing a "SMOKING ALLOWED" sign must assume that smoking is prohibited. Student Services, acommittee of PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) would l ike to implement the act by t he beginning of the 1984 fall term. The committee will be conducting a survey among the student body to find out which areas on campus should be designated for ssmookkiinngg.. Various members of t_h e Sen_a te will go around the campus with the brief survey and they willask students who have not been approached and who want to help with this decision to please fill out the following questionnaire. Student. Services represents the sudents and is, as on every issue, open to suggestions and complaints. Please drop the following completed questionairre in anv PSGA suggestion box or in the PSGA offi ce (WLLC D139 A). 1) Do you smoke? Yes- No. 2) If you smoke, where do you smoke most often? 3) Where do you mos t dislike peopl e to smoke? 4) Do you think that the Union Square should have smoking/nonsmoking sections? Comments : 2 Thursday, May 10,1984 Letters to the Editor Graduates must decide on future To the graduation class of 1984: As a senior and a May '84 graduate, I think about the road that lies ahead, not only for me but for other graduates as weU. In the past at many graduation ceremonies, the President of the Class/Student Government or Council says how we, the students, are going to change this country or world. The speaker states how we, the students, are going to go out there and correct all that wrongs the world (i.e. starvation, pollution, hatred and war) — all the things that hamper and threaten the lives of so many people. Yet these are only words and always seem to be forgotten. For most of us, graduation serves as a turning point in our lives, for we will go out in the work force and obtain "real jobs." For others, we will continue our education, seeking out masters and doctorates and or MD's and JD's. But what about those who were going to go out and change the world? Where are they? Where did they go? I hope that as you march across the stage during graduation and as you continue t o march through life, you'll think back and reflect on what you really want out of life — not what you were pushed into, or chose to do, due to economic factors, but what you deep down inside really want out of life. It is this factor which you should be striving for, not any other. It is this factor of one's life which will help make this a better world; for people will be much happier, and in turn, will let their inner selves show and fulfill their desires/needs to help humankind. Bennett J. Schliesman Why no Chicana voice? To The Editor: Last week activities celebrating Cinco de Mayo took place on this campus. While we applaud and strongly support the public celebration of this important day, we deplore the fact that, on this campus at least, Cinco de Mayo appears to be an exclusively masculine event. Despite the fact that there are many Chicanas both on this campus and in the community who are excellent and articulate spokespeople for the Hispanic culture and its history, not one Chicana was asked to participate in the public presentations on campus. Not only does this omission speak to the strength of the male-as-expert bias which pervades this society (and this campus), it also serves to reinforce the strong androcentric orientation of the Chicano culture. This orientation is perhaps most obvious in the role of th e "Patron" who represents and protects HIS people, and who serves as the public authority on affairs related to the Chicano population. The absence of the Chicana voice from Cinco de Mayo celebrations serves to negate the role of women in Chicano society and to remind Chicanas that despite legislation and many decades of social protest their status in our society is often blatantly less-than-equal. Sincerely, The Faculty of the Women's Studies Program. € € Miser" outstanding To the Editor: Outstanding!!! That word best describes the Parkside Players' interpretation of "The Miser." Wow!! What talent!! The costuming and scenery enhanced the fantastic job of the performers. The people who worked in this area deserve a lot of credit also. It was such an enjoyable evening and will be one of t he highlights of this school year. Anyone who missed it really missed a "hit." Every seat should have been filled as it was a standing ovation performance. Sincerely, Eva Spalla RANGER VO Wt W4/Y/~\ MEWS ITEM: MILWAUKEE MAYOR MEIER URGES CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE TO PROTEST NON-POINT POLLUTION. Q. Who is this masked mart and why is this woman smiling so much? Ken Meyer Editor A. Because the job as Ranger editor has many silly side-effects Jennie Tunkieicz New Editor U 9 *00 c% & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas ; Photo Editor Dave McEvoy Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS IKt ari Dixon, Br.orbr Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Jeff TL ei• sgang, R^i.c k Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Todd Herbst, Karen Trandel ' Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every urs ay during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. .. A"™r'^pondence should be addressed to: Pafkside Ranger,Univer sity of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. , j erJ '° ' e editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be igne wit a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Dr. for '*"ers is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. in fCr fe*erves '* e "ght to refuse letters containing false and defamo- Tory content • • • • . »j. RANGER 3 Thursday, May 10,1984 Wofford to speak at commencement Harris L. Wofford Jr., an international attorney, two-time university president and former special assistant to President John F. Kennedy, will be the principal speaker at commencement exercises at Parkside at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. About 520 members of the December and May graduating classes are eligible to participate in the ceremony, which is open to the public. The ceremony will include presentation of the Chancellor's Award to the outstanding graduate of the 1983-84 academic class as well as awards for outstanding achievement to graduates in eight principal fields of study. In addition, the 1984 Distinguished Alumnus Award will be presented to Parkside alumnus Rex H. Brown, vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine and an active member of Parkside's Alumni Association including three terms as the organization's presidents A 1971 Parkside graduate who majored in business management, Brown holds a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University. The commencement ceremony will include a message to the graduates from Chancellor Alan E. Guskin and remarks by UW System Regent Marylln Zirbel, of Bristol, and UW-P Alumni Association President E. John Graham of Racine. Bachelor's and master's degrees will be conferred by Guskin, acting Vice Chancellor Ben Greenebaum and Regent Zirbel. Wofford, 58, practices law in 'Philadelphia with the firm of Schnader, Harrison, Segal .and Lewis of Philadelphia and Washington D.C., where his practice includes World Bank negotiations and international development financing. He is a member of the U.S. Supreme Court Bar. He served as John F. Kennedy's campaign coordinator for civil rights in 1960 and, after the election, was Sargent Shriver's deputy in the talent search that filled top posts in the new administration. Then, as a special assistant to President Kennedy, Wofford chaired the White House group that spurred federal executive action to implement the civil rights of black Americans, and helped Shriver organize the Peace Corps. In the 30 years before and after that period, Wofford's activities have centered on human and civil rights concerns, higher education and promoting world peace. Wofford served as special counsel to Father Theodore Hesburgh, president of Notre Dame, on the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights and co-edited the landmark report of that acclaimed commission in 1959. He worked closely with Dr. Martin Luther King in the civil rights movement, is a former trustee of the King Center, and is past president of the International League for Human Rights. In addition to helping organize the Peace Corps, Wofford served as its special representative in Africa and then as associate director of the Peace Corps from 1964-66. Wofford was the founding president of the State University of New York Old Westbury campus from 1966-70 and was president of Bryn Mawr College from 1970-78. He received his undergraduate degree from the University of Chicago and law degrees from Yale Law School Harris Wofford and Harvard University Law School. Wofford is author of many articles and books, including "Of Kennedys and Kings: Making Sense of the Sixties," published in 1980 and termed by the Washington Post as the most important book that year about politics. Wofford, a World War n Army Air Corps veteran, has traveled and spoken widely in recent years on behalf of arms control, and is the coordinator of the drafting committee for the Arms Control Plank of the 1984 Democratic Party Platform. Marshals for the commencement ceremony will be Prof. James Shea, chief marshal; Prof. Peter Hoff, faculty marshal; Prof. Andrew McLean, graduate degree marshal; Prof. Herbert Kubly, bachelor of arts degree marshal; Profs. Anna Marie Williams and James Rovelstad, bachelor of science degree marshals. Music for the ceremony will be provided by organist Glenda Mossman, a Parkside adjunct organ instructor who will be performing on a Haygren Custom Electronic organ. The organ is a gift to the campus from Mrs. Elmer R. Hermes, of Racine, the late Mr. Hermes and trustees of the former First Congregational United Church of Christ in Racine, where the instrument originally was housed. Following the ceremony a reception hosted by the Parkside Alumni Association honoring graduates and their guests will be held in Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. Brown named Distinguished Alumnus Rex H. Brown, a 1971 University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate who now is the vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, has been named the 1984 UW-Parkside Distinguished Alumnus and will be honored at commencement ceremonies at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. Brown, 34, who majored in business management at Parkside and went on to earn a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University, joined St. Luke's in 1976 as an administrative resident and since then has moved up the administrative ladder, serving as human relations administrator and vice president of human relations before being promoted to his present position. St. Luke's, 1320 Wisconsin Ave., is a 292-bed facility founded in 1872. As vice president Brown is responsible for patient care, education and human relations. Brown is heavily involved in the activities of Parkside's Alumni Association, serving as a founding president from 1980 to 1983, and he is active in numerous professional organizations and community and civic groups. Those include the Wisconsin Society for Health Care Education and Training and the Association for Hospital Personnel Administration of Southeastern Wisconsin as well as local groups such as the Racine YMCA Marketing and Membership Committee and a term as president of the Personnel Management Council of the Court to rule on draft, aid The Solomon amendment, which ties draft registration to financial aid Jor male college students, is being tested by the Supreme Court. A federal judge in Minneapolis ruled the law unconstitutional last summer when a group of anonymous college students there challenged the law. But the Supreme Court issued a stay, leaving the law in effect until it makes a ruling, which is expected in July. The law has caused protests around the country, and students who refuse to register are being brought to trial. There are several cases pending nationwide. But there are no known cases in the UW-System, as far as financial aid officers know. They consider the law to be a headache. "The general feeling is that it's just another piece of papa* to add to our workload," said Parkside's Financial Aid Director Jan Ocker. In addition to the extra paperwork, college financial aid officers will be expected to catch offenders beginning next year, which Ocker said "would be a nightmare we definitely want to avoid." Opponents of the law have argued that the law provides punishment for students who do not choose to register, or students who register late. But the selective service system says the law will not be used to prosecute late registrants, and that students who do obey the law — by signing a piece of paper — are not penalized at all. Racine Area Manufacturers and Commerce Association, Inc. (RAMAC). Brown also is a member of the Personnel Directors' Roundtable of RAMAC and has served as a board member of the Racine Visiting Nurse Association. "I'm honored to be selected as a 1 distinguished alumnus," Brown said. "UW-Parkside is an enormously valuable educational and cultural resource for both Racine and Kenosha, and has contributed a great deal to the improvement of the area. UW-Parkside really is a link between the two communities, drawing Racine and Kenosha closer together." Brown said that because more than 80 percent of UW-Parkside graduates remain in this area "their achievements are living, tangible proof of the quality and importance of the university to the communities it serves." Brown said UW-Parkside is a young institution and its alumni "will play an ever-increasing role in improving the quality of life here." During his tenure as president of the Alumni Association Brown last year was instrumental in helping organize the first Alumni Annual Fund-Raising Campaign, money which is being us«i for student scholarships and books and periodicals for the university library. "The enormous success of the fund-raiser shows a real desire on the part of UW-Parkside alumni to help the university — to give something back to the instituion they got so much from," Brown said. Thomas Krimmel, director of development and alumni affairs at UW-Parkside, said, "Rex typifies the attitude and commitment of so many UW-Parkside alumni who remain this area after graduating. They constantly contribute their talents and energies both to their communities and to their alma mater. That is important to UWParkside as it matures as an institution." Senior Art Shows display students' works The first of three Senior Art Shows is currently showing in the Communication Arts Gallery. Brian Passino, Karen Bolander, Christopher Ohm, Kathy Colicki and Marilyn Weschnefski are the featured artists of the first show. The exhibition will run through May 20. Fifteen Parkside art students will be graduating, and two more Senior Art shows are scheduled to show their work. The second show will run from June 4-14 and the third from June 18-28. The works included range from ceramics and stone carving to prints and oil paintings. The work included in the three shows is a retrospective of the students' tenure at Parkside. The gallery hours for the first show are Monday through Friday from 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Gallery hours for the second and third shows are Monday through Thursday from 1 to 6 p.m. POOOOOOOOOOOOC Professional Resume Writing You've spent thousands of dollars and years to get your diploma. Do you want a "quickie" or quality resume to reflect you and your in- i vestment? Save your valuable study time and let the professionals do it. Call now. Anne Gontek 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parkside student*) Reasonable rates. feooooooooooood FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed to you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256. 4 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Accent on Women Earl discusses women and self-worth by Jennie Tonldeicz News Editor - The Accent on Women program, which featured a speech by Sheila C. Earl, attracted 150 people Friday evening and about 307 attended Saturday's workshop and seminars. The program which was held at Parkside, was co-spopnsored by Parkside and Gateway Technical Institute's WO/MEN'S Bureau, with the aid of the Women's Resource Colter of Racine. The Accent on Women steering committee members include: Bonnie Friday, Program Specialist, WO/MEN'S Bureau, Gateway-Racine campus; Patricia Gibbons, Counselor, Women's Resource Center of Racine; Nancy Hare, Public Information Specialist, Gateway- Kenosha and Racine campus; Phyllis Northway, Kenosha County Extension Home Economist; Judith Pryor, Coordinator of Instruction, Library/Learning Center, Parkside; and Wendi Schneider, Counselor, Community Student Services, Parkside. Earl, married to Gov. Anthony Earl and coordinator of placement and internship for Robert M. La- Follette Institute of Public Affairs at UW-Madison, gave a speech entitled, "Women and Self Worth," on Friday. Reinforcing the self worth of young women, girls' sports, domestic abuse and volunteerism were the topics which Earl stressed during her talk. "Abuse haunts all people. Support victims of domestic abuse and provide temporary shelter to those in neejd. Support the community organizations which offer aid to victims of domestic violence," urged Earl. A staunch supporter of girl's sports, Earl feels that physical education for girls is not equal to that of boys. "When boys play a sport the stands are filled, for girls it's another story. The same applies to college sports," she said. "Something is wrong with this attitude...it discriminates." Earl stressed how important it is to urge young women to develop their full potential. She feels that not striving to reach your full potential is "an offense against our creator who provided us all with intrinsic abilities." Volunteerism is one way Earl feels women can achieve their full potential. A reading entitled "Mothers of Invention, Daughters of Change" was presented by the American Association of University Women-Racine Branch. The reading demonstrated how American women have changed — from the Indians to the business women of today. One of the highlights of Friday's program was the presentation of the Accent of Women Awards. This was the first year in the four years of th e Accent on Women programs' existence, that such awards were presented. Susan Poulsen Krough of the Johnson Foundation, Inc., presented the prestigious awards. Award recipients include: Jeanne Arnold, for Communications; Bernadette Elverman, for Volunteerism; Barbara Hammes, for Human Services; Mary Kaprelian, for Business and Industry; and Rosaria Jermanotta, for Education. When Kaprelian received her award, she remarked, "there should be more conferences like this to encourage us not to speak softly and carry lipstick." RANGER IS N OW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS F OR THE 1984-85 A CADEMIC YEAR. NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED THRU JUNE 12, 1984 Sheila Earl, wife of Gov. Tony Earl, addressed a Friday evening crowd at the Accent on Women program. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Course examines Vietnam vets by Jennie Tunldeicz News Editor Vietman and the emotional complexity which surrounded the war ? will be the emphasis of a summer Humanities Course, 40-260, Forms of American Culture: Vietnam, Fact and Fiction. The eight week course will be offered on Tuesday and Thursdays from 7:30 -9:35 p.m. "Ideally, this course will be directed at two kinds of students: those too young to have had any direct contact with the war, and those students who have had military experience or who were in the Vietnam War," said Ken Harper, who will teach the course. The course will consist of readings, films and lectures and visiting speakers, which are intended to provoke though and to try and get at the meaning of the war experience, according to Harper. "This is not a course where we will tell war stories, but we will look at why veterans tell war stories and what they mean," said Harper. Harper, a Vietman veteran, said that he is concerned about how little many students know about the Vietnam war. "I am shocked and frightened when I see how little students know about a past that could happen to them very shortly, and they would be so unprepared," he said. He feels that the current situation in Central American has all the makings of another Vietnam. The course will also deal with the myths surrounding veterans of Vietnam. "The media concentrates on the image of the Vietnam veteran as being deranged and doped. I think that misses the point. If you look at Shakespeare's tragic characters you will find that their disorientation isn't the result of drugs but because of a tremendous emotional loss. Vietnam vets have much deeper emotions than are talked about." Harper worked as a veterans' counselor for two years and has also been to Veterans' Hospitals "and I've seen that the abuses of the war have not aided." Summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding northern Illinois firm. Must fill several full or part-time positions. Work in local area. Starting rate *6.85. Over 18. Car needed. For information call: (312) 249-3444 y betweeij*2 and 7 pm RANGER 5 Thursday, May 10,1984 Chemistry Club Club Events The Chemistry Club would like to thank all of our outgoing officers for a terrific year: Sharon Rynders (President), Mark Derosch (Vice- President), Dawn (Patricia) Taylor (Secretary), and Karl Nicholas (Treasurer. We would like to welcome our new officers for the year beginning with the Fall '84 semester: Sharon Rynders (President-again?), Julie Debus (Vice-President), Jo Chianello (Secretary), Drew Kuffel (Treasurer). Congratulations and best of luck for the upcoming year! We would also like to thank our advisers, Dr. Ward and Dr. Branchini, for supporting our every endeavor. Last but not least, we would like to thank everyone who has made the past year a success by their participation in our club's events. We hope to see you all next year-we've got a great one planned. Have an excellent smmer. Dart Team Hello, Darters, non-darters, Nick and other furry creatures and extremely dedicated administrators. The Dart Team will hold its final meeting on Friday, May 11 at 1 p.m. in the Rec Center. Topics to be discussed include the Great American Steak Out H, the smmer plans and a Brewers game outing. Since this is the last meeting of the semester, it would be nice if some members showed up. In other words, be there or suffer the consequences! BSO BSO Picnic. All a re invited to attend. Free food, free drinks and recreation. The picnic is on Friday, May 11, starting at noon at Petrifying Springs Park. Peer Support I want to thank the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1983-84: Laverne Christensen, Treasurer; Pierre Darcy, Secretary; Heidi Fallak, Vice President. I want to congratulate the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1984-85: L aVerne Christensen, President; Alice Johnson, Vice-President; Rosalie Mutchler and Valerie Maynard, Co- Treasurers.' (From Pam Brouwers.) PSE PSE officers and member would like to thank everyone for their help and support for the 1983-84 school year. TTiis club wouldn't be what it is today without the encouragement and hard work of its members and sponsors. A special thanks to adviser Mort Rovelstad for his help and direction. With this year's participation, next year promises to be even better. Vets' Club Officers for the 1984-85 Veterans' Club were chosen at Monday's meeting. Those voted in were Mike Bielke for president, Chuck Hauser for vice-president and Peggy Krumm for secretary/treasurer. Early entries for the Second Annual Vets' Run for Fun are still being accepted. The five-mile run will take place on Saturday, May 19 at 9 a.m. Formore information, contact Rich Welbon at 554-1866 or Peggy Krumm at 652-1189. Clubs hold Beginning of End 99 PSE (The Marketing Club) and PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) are co-sponsoring an addition to Parkside's "The End," called "The Beginning of The End." This event is designed to start off the weekend festivities with a real bang. "The Beginning of The End" will be held at Sander's Park (Section No. 8) in Kenosha at noon on Friday, May 18. Johnsonville brats will be served for 81 each and a $2 ticket gets you a ll the Miller Beer you can drink. A volleyball net will be up, and a 16" softball game is planned. Tickets can be purchased from any PSE or PAC member this week and next week. All Parkside students and their friends are welcome. Finish off the year right by going to "The End" and start "The End" off right by going to "THe Beginning of The End." Ranger needs writers, photographers, graphic artists and reps (make $$$). Stop by Ranger office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe). Law scholarship offered Carol Fennema, President of Legal Auxiliary of Wisconsin-Kenosha County, has announced that the group, as part of its 1984 Law Day Celebr ation, will award a $500 scholarship, based on merit, to a law student. The recipient must be a resident of Kenosha County, and must be accepted at and planning to attend, or presently attending, a Wisconsin Law Schoo l. The deadline for applying is September 10. Students interested may call or write for an application to: Mrs. John V. Evans, 7822 39th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53142 , Telephone 694-5855 or 553-2614. I Tin a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! Based on my earnings so far at $15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over $40,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler for printing in the Graphic Arts Industry. Think of what you could do with a college education. I love my job and now I want to tell others how to teach themselves as I did. If you've thought about the grapic arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you're searching for one of the numerous, challenging, creative, well-paying career opportunities in graphic communications...such as printing, publishing, advertising, photography, computer proglramming, chemist, graphic design, layout artist or sales. This industry makes up one of the largest manufacturing industries in the world today. This is definitely not one of those get-rich-quick schemes. It's for men and women serious about their career future. Send check or money order for only $9.95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I got involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, Horton Enterprises, Dept. 4, 1824-54th St., Kenosha WI 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for -delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! « « . Proesel awarded Honors distinction by Mary Ginther Jayne Proesel. Crazy or dedicated? The answer is both, with a variation— crazily dedicated. Why? Proesel, a Communication major graduating with "Distinction" in the Honors Program this May, has acquired 24 credits of Honors coursework- nine credits beyond t he required amount. "I first enrolled in the Honors Seminars-" Explaining Things" and "Imagination"-in the fall of 1982.1 was also taking a Communication course for Honors credit. After that semester, my interest and initiative were piqued. I made up my mind then to just keep on going." Proesel, a non-traditional student and mother of four teenagers, completed her degree in three years. "I came back to school after a 19 years 'vacation,' and decided to not waste any time. The Honors courses- bo th the Seminars and coursework- have enhanced my educational experience." Proesel is the sole graduate of the Honors Program this year. She is pleased with all she has accomplished and gained from her involvement in the program. "I've gained so much from the program. The Seminars are fun, informative, Jayne Proesel and interesting. Coursework for Honors credits in my classes made them more worthwhile and useful. I was allowed to take my own work in the direction I wanted. That's the neatest thing about it." What are Proesel's plans for after graduation? "A three week vacation in Hawaii as a reward, and to restore my energies," she chuckled. *Then in the fall I'll be taking some business classes, and maybe finishing up my second major-psychology. Yep, more classes-so maybe 'crazily dedicated' is the correct term." McLean edits book Parkside English professor Andrew M. McLean has edited a book of works by 16th century English bishop William Barlowe, whose support of a religious movement called the Reformation helped establish the Protestant Church. Titled "The Works of William Barlowe Including Barlowe's Dialogue Against the Lutheran Factions," the book is published by Sutton Courtenay Press of Appleford, England. McLean wrote a brief biography of Barlowe for the book as well as extensive notes to the texts, which often are small essays on the literature, history and theology of th e period. The book is part of the Courtenay Library of Reformation Classics series, which seeks to make available scholarly editions of important documents detailing the historical theology of the Reformation. U LHT^ t rrrrrrnrV YrrrxrrrYryrYri*p jr V.^r-~" The new Apple lie. Under 8 lbs Under $ 130 0 Announcing the first 7V4 po und mental giant: the new Apple* lie Personal Computer. For one low price, you can take home 128K of RAM, a built-in disk drive and built-in ports for modems and printers. Standard lie equipment that would add over $800 to the cost of a smallerminded computer. In the same box, you also get a power pack and an RF modulator that turns your TV into a monitor. And a plus disk tutorial that teaches you all the basics. After that your ready to run literally thousands of other programs. For business. For education. And for fun. Our professional sales staff can give lots of hard facts and friendly advice. They can even help you apply for an Apple credit card. If y ou qualify, you can take an Apple lie home the same day. For not a cent over 10% down. * i jttt 7.5 | i hp n rebfcrrf t rbeeerb if «pb Cipiki. be. 1 1994 *pb Ceapbr. be. Colorlron Computers 2101 Lathrop Avenue, Racine 637-2003 Special discount to Parkside sfudents'arid faculty. Contest winners announced Mexican holiday The children's portion of the Hispanic folk-dance troupe performed Friday for Parkside's first observation of the Mexican Independence holiday Cinco de Mayo. Photo by Michael Kailas Winners in the southeastern Wisconsin-northeastern Illinois portion of the International Computer Problem-Solving Contest sponsored by Parkside have been announced. The contest was held at Parkside and 450 other testing stations around the world on Saturday, April 28. Fo rty-three teams of one to three persons competed in three divisions at Parkside. The area winners, whose scores will be judged along with those from other testing sites to determine the top ten world-wide winners are: Senior High Division (grades 10- 12): First place, a team from A. E. Stevenson High School in Prairie View, 111. composed of Mark Thompson and Marc Kazen; second place, a single-member team from Washington Park High School in Racine composed of Keith Stattenfield; third place, a team from Prairie School in Racine composed of Steve Schmidt and Jon Johnson. Junior Division (grades 7-9): First place, a team from McKinley Junior High School i n Racine composed of Andrew Mauer and Rick Balsano; second place a team from Stevenson High in Prairie View, Dl. composed of Brian Jacobson, Andy Hush and Andreas Schmalz; and third place, another team from Stevenson High composed of Shyam Krishnam, Peter Apostalakis and Mike Garrison. Elementary Division (grades 4- 6): First place, a team from Golda Meir Elementary in Milwaukee composed of David Mandelin, Becky Hankwitz and Bo Bigelow; second place, another team from Golda Meir composed of Eric Oehler, Mike Schmerling and Nick Welter; and third place, a one-man team from Elmwood Elementary in Elmwood, 111. composed of Howard Salter. The winning teams will be awarded trophies. Other local teams competing in the contest came from Tremper High School in Kenosha, and, from Racine County, Union Grove High School, J.I. Case High School and Walden ED Alternative High School. Parkside Prof. Donald Piele, organizer of the international competition, said results from the 450 testing stations will be sent to Parkside, where world-wide winners will be determined. This year, students in 44 states and 13 foreign countries participated. Scholarship Day honors over 100 students The annual Scholarship Day at Parkside on April 29 resulted in awards and honors for more than 100 students. The program, sponsored by the campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, included an address by Parkside alumnus Tom Beck, winner of the 1983 Distinguished Alumnus Award and president and cofounder of Unico foe., Franksville. The event also included remarks by Parkside economics professor William Rieber, winner of the 1983 Teaching Excellence Award. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards. Scholarships Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $400 each, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to LaVonne Michaud (Science), Kenosha; Jonathan Wynstra (Science), Racine; and Peggy Rasmussen (Social Science), Racine. The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of 8200, for a student interested in ecology, went to Susan Miller (Science), Racine. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $250 each, which are named for the former university Regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, wait to Connie Jacklin (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha; and Kim Van Alkemade, Racine. Irvin G. Wyllie Scholarships of 8250 each, named for Parkside's founding chancellor, wait to Susan Hilmer (Business and Administrative Science), Racine; and Maria Veronico (Business and Administrative Science and Behavioral Science), Burlington. William W. P etrie Labor and Industrial Relations Scholarships of 8200 ea ch went to Thomas Decker (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha (8100 of wh ich was contributed in matching funds by Parkside's Alumni Assocation); Hilmer (see above); and Denise Wilcox (Business and Administrative Science), Racine. The Johnson Wax Award of 8100 in science went to Suzanne Weisner (Science), Kenosha. The Sam Poerio Award of 8100, named for the late Kenosha educator and athletic coach, went to Wendy Westphal (Education), Kenosha. The Robert Bauer Scholarship of 8300, to memorialize a Parkside alumnus who drowned two years ago, went to Mark Christensen (Science), Racine. Two "Big Eight" Milwaukee accounting firms sponsored scholar- Bank of Elmwood HOME OF RED CARPET SERVICE MAIN OFFICE: 2704 Lathrop Avenue MOTOR BANK: Durand at Kentucky Here to Serve AU Your Banking Needs MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY BANKING HOURS MOTOR BANK 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P;M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 8 P.M. 7 A.M. - 4 P.M. LOBBY 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 8 P.M. 8 A.M. - 12 NOON F.D.I.C. ships for three Parkside business management students in accounting. The scholarships were funded by the firms and their employees who are Parkside graduates. Ernst and Whinney Scholarships went to Pamela Gyger (8500), Pa ddock Lake; and Patricia Lenz (8300), Racine. The Peat, Marwick, Mitchell Scholarship of 8100 went to Laurie Maes, Racine. The Financial Executives Institute Scholarship of 8300, from the y southeastern Wisconsin c hapter of the International Organization of Chief Financial Officers of major corporations and banks, went to Gyger, also. Faculty and Alumni Association Matching Fund Scholarships Fourteen students received scholarships through fund-raising efforts by Parkside faculty members in various academic divisions. That money was met with matching funds from Parkside's Alumni Association's annual fund-raising campaign, which last year raised more than 819,000 from Parkside alumni. Seven Science Division scholarships were awarded. Receiving 8200 each were Sharon Rynders, Kenosha; Margaret Perozzo, Kenosha; John Wynstra, Racine; Joan Zelin- gsr, Racine; and Jan Meyle, Union rove. Receiving 8100 each were Cynthia Lange, Racine; and Thomas Siewert, Racine. Two Business and Administrative Science Division sch olarships were awarded. Ronald Bedard, Union Grove, received 8200 (half of which was contributed by F. Jerome Berre, president of Pioneer Products, Inc. in Racine); and Mary Matton, Racine, received $200. Four students received scholarships from the Fine Arts and Humanities divisions: Russell Johnson, Racine, in the music discipline and Connie Kowalski, Racine,, in the dramatic arts discipline, each received 8200; Rita Turner, Kenosha, and Rachel Klees, Kenosha, both in the art discipline, each received 8100. Kenosha Foundation Award Recipients Sixteen Parkside students who live in Kenosha and Kenosha County received scholarship awards from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of local philanthropists. The students were Kim Anderson, 8500; Thomas Decker, 8300; Connie Jacklin, 8100; LaVo nne Michaud, 8100; Charles Neustifter, 8300; Mary P eltier, 8300; Margaret Parozzo, 8350; Elizabeth Phillips, 8300; Jill Richetto, 8500; Sharon Rynders, 8300; Mary Sa nchez, 8500; Gregory Sepanski, 8350; Jamie Tomasello, 8350; James Twomey, 8350; D iane Vaccarello, 8300; Linda Winzer, 8500; Linda Sanders, 8500; and Jayne Proesel, 8300. Certificate Awards Certificates of recognition citing students for academic excellence and creative achievement and awarded by various academic disciplines, went to: From Kenosha and Kenosha County: Ginger Beningo, Denise Gerou, Jennifer Gray, Pamela K. Gyger, Lois Herr, Timothy S. Houden, Carmella Imbrogno, Kenneth s, Joseph Landa, Fredrick T. £ Lawler, Thomas Lois, Jenny Lowrance, John Matranga, Charles Neustifter, Robert Oik, James Samica, Daryl R. Sauer, Steven F. hreiner, Kurt A. Sorensen, Elizabeth Spahr. From Racine and Racine County: James Aceto, Mary V. Barranco, June Bauer, Cheryl Buckley, James Carrington, John Caspers, Margaret Clarke, John Cogan, Anne Marie Cooper, Susan A. Daye, John Ertl, Tim Fox, Susan Hilmer, Kurt Continued on Page 17 Child Care Center Fatherhood takes on new perspectives by Marilyn Noreen Did you know that there is a Men's Liberation Movement? In terms of men's family roles, the current literature states that there is a new, emergent perspective on fathering. This new perspective states: "Men are psychologically able to participate in a full range of parenting behaviors; furthermore, it may be good for both parents and children that men take active roles in child care and child rearing." There are two general dimensions of f atherhood. The first is the survival dimension in which the father acts to sustain the physical livelihood and value premises of his family. The second is the expressive dimension, in which the father ideally contributes a sense of security to his family and adds a sense of pleasure or significance to its activities. In the survival dimension, the father is the male adult whom the children see most often; he is more likely than anyone else to symbolize manhood to his children as a living reality, and at least as likely as mother to be a model for simply Campus bookstore well received by Jill Whitney Nielsen The campus bookstore is concluding its second year at Parkside and has been very well received by both faculty and students in its selection and prices. The prices of books are industrydetermined, with new books being marked up 20 percent and used books at 25 percent less than new. "Unless they (other universities) have a surcharge, our prices should be pretty much in line," stated Nancy Schroeder, manager of the bookstore. "The students pretty much take (the prices) in stride. Generally students feel books are expensive..they accept it, I think, overall." The bookstore also has a buyback service at the end of each semester. Each book that will be used in upcoming semesters is bought back from the students at 50%. Schroeder said, "Buy-back is really a good service because it allows us to give students a better selection from used books." So far there haven't been many complaints, but Schroeder is always willing to listen and get the students' point of view. The bookstore is not only for books. It carries a variety of items, from school supplies to clothing. "I think it's also a place people like to come in and just browse. Overall, we've gotten a good reception. We work very hard to do the best we can and have gotten a lot of postive l eedback," said Schroeder. being human. For example, the way the father relates to his wife serves as a model for the husband role in the eyes of his children. Parents pass on some part of the formula for marital accommodation to their children. Parents who exhibit actual behavior in the area of skills are more important than empty wishes they have for their children. For example, parents who have good read ing habits will instill good reading habits in their children. The transmission of p ersonal qualities include undesirable traits as well. In the expressive dimension, fathers can do a number of things that help to keep in check feelings of anxiety and insecurity on the part of their children and that contribute to a more or less continuous feeling among family members that life is worthwhile. The father's expressive "work" includes such activities as providing bodily comfort to the children, showing love and respect for them, playing with them and giving the ir lives a sense of immediate significance. He promotes a measure of security in children by being interested in them as no other man is and by his very presence as countless problems arise and are settled. Since father does not provide the more routine comforts (such as bathing, dressing, feeding, etc.), he has to work har- History Professor John Buenker is shown with his daughter, former PSGA President Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. Prof. Buenker is an expert on the subject of fathering and nurturing since he. is a single parent with five children. der than mother to be of expressive significance, especially in the positive, pleasure-giving sense of the term. He must make an effort to do such things as taking the children to the circus, telling them stories, playing games, making jokes and so on. As expected, fathers who take their children places and are frequently willing to "have fun" with them are especially well-liked. Michael Lamb's research suggests that well-adjusted children come from families in which father is an active, involved p arent, form- Pogreha worsens The condition of ex-PSGA Pre sident Phil Pogreba, who suffered numerous injuries and brain damage in a Sept. 17 automobile accident last year, has deteriorated. A shunt operation intended to relieve the pressure on his brain was r EUROPE 1984 HUDSON HOLIDAYS PRESENTS London From $499 Shannon...... From $549 Amsterdam ... From $498 Paris From $599 Rome From $549 not successful last week. Pogreba was moved from a rehabilitation center in LaCrosse to Independence, Wisconsin, hi s hometown. Pogreba remains comatose and thel prognosis is not very good for him regarding consciousness. Ranger photo by Bob Riesling ing close relationships with his children. In addition, it has been found that fathers can be just as affectionate, nurturant, responsive and active with their children as mothers are. Mothers and fathers have different parental styles, and children react differently to fathers than to mothers. There are a number of factors which appear to influence the degree of paternal involvement in chi- Idrearing. The list includes the family socioeconomic status, the number and ages of children (and parents), the status of the wife's employment, self-concept of the father and androgynous versus traditional orientation to sex role behavior generally and in family work. These factors are still not sufficient to insure that father will be the active, nurturant, loving parent he is capable of being. What seems to be the determining factor is the value so ciety places on such paternal behavior. Our society must shed its HAWAII TOTAL * 6 DAYS-5 NIGHTS Includes Round Trip Air- Daily Islander Service! $499 Includes: Hotel, tariffs and taxes. Fly round trip via Western Airline from O'Hare International Airport on reguarly scheduled flights. 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As James Levin (author of Who Will Raise the Children?) wrote, "If men are encouraged from childhood through adolescence and adulthood to feel that their own sense of personal identity can be built on direct caring, and not just on providing, they will feel less of a need to invest everything in breadwinning and career." The modern father is endeavoring to demonstrate to his children that a father does not always have to be in control or always have the final solution to every problem; that he can be in error and learn from others. As he admits the above traits, he will exhibit a greater comfort with expressions of love, joy, fe ar and sadness. He will re cognize that such feelings in no way detract from his masculinity, but in reality will assist him in assuming a more positive, androgynous personhood. Boys and girls will benefit from observing a father who is a more humanly open, affectionate person. Children learn to be adults by watching adults; and if they see men doing more nurturing, boys will learn to nurture more naturally and girls will learn to accept it more readily. Men who have already recognized their natural capabilities of fathering will learn from their children and recognize the spiritual gifts of love, joy and genuine acceptance young children so eagerly share. Robert DiGiulio summarizes the many thoughts of this article by saying, "Free your mind of sex ro le stereotypes and plunge into the business of giving what you've already got — the qualities of the human spirit that will make your child a real man or woman." ONE DAY BUS TRIPS.. personally escorted by Marilyn Bindelli May 26-Lena Horns $60 The lady and her music, main floor seats at the Blackstone plus dinner at Berghoff. Leave 4:30pm Arrive 11:30pm June 6-Dreamgirla $54 The biggest most glamorous dazzling musical at the Shubert includes lunch. Leave: 10:00am Arrive 5:30pm Hurry. Limited Space Available. 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Projects the organization i s working on to close the year are: spending the remainder of their segregated fees, looking into some campus problems and setting goals for next fall. One project which Peterson would like to help is a Top Senior Minorities Banquet for the surrounding high sc hools. The banquet will be held here at Parkside. Peterson feels the banquet may encourage future minority enrollment and in volvement at Parkside. This summer, PSGA is sending four women to Washington, D.C. for a women's Leadership Conference. The four participants are Pat Hensiak, Jeanne Phillips, Terry Tunks and Ernestine Weisinger. Student senator Greg Holcomb is currently looking into the parking stuation. PSGA is curious as to where the money goes from the parking perpermits and tickets. Another area of interest for PSGA is vandalism, especially in the library. From this gained information, Peterson hopes PSGA can educate the students on vandalism. A couple of weeks ago, a fire alarm went off. Nothing was done, no one evacuated the school, and the professors resumed their lectures. "Even though it was a false alarm, we want to find out why nothing was done," said Peterson. PSGA is hoping to put some rights back into the students' hands. Peterson is pushing to get the faculty senate to support the faculty's returning exams to the students. "We took the text, the tests are ours," Peterson stated. He FREE COMPUTER INTRODUCTION CLASSES BY APPOINTMENT Macintosh, the computer you don't have to study tolearn. If you know how to point, you already know how to use Macintosh;" the most advanced Apple1 ll-rso nal Computer. No more Wasted hours pouring through tedious manuals. No more complicated computer commands. Because Macintosh lets you concentrate on what you want done. Not on how to get a computer to do it. Our professional sales staff will answer all your questions and, of course, provide service and support. So come in today and learn everything you need to know about Macintosh. But don't plan on spending too much time, .vniwni ih-at « Macintosh is a trademark licensed to Apple Computer Inc. ® 19 84 Apple Computer Inc. MC1283Y Apple and the Apple logo are registered trademarks of Apple Computer Inc. Special discount to Parkside students and faculty. Racine's Only Apple National Account Support Dealer Full Sales & Service Dealer FREE 90 DAY FINANCING Racine's Oldest and Most Experienced Computer Store Colortron Computers 2101 Lathrop Ave. Mon.-Frl. 9-9, Sat. 9-S Phone 637-2003 believes the returned tests are a good way for students to learn. Peterson added, "It's also good for the faculty because they'll have to make up new tests. It'll be a learning experience for them also." Peterson is supporting the new admissions policy. Conditional admission students will be required to have special advising. "This is prescriptive advising," said Peterson, "for high risk students." High risk students are those who are lacking in some necessary academic area. Some may have reading problems or math difficulties. "This should keep students either from transferring or flunking out," added Peterson. According to Peterson, there will also be an admissions committee with two student seats. If you're not accepted, you can appeal to this committee, said Peterson. "This should lift up high school requirements." By next fall, PSGA hopes to have phones in the Union and Communication Arts parking lots. "I'd like to see PSGA pay for a part of it. It would be a grat service to the students," said Peterson. In keeping with his campaign promises, Peterson will continue to kkeep his eye on the Union, "flu stand right behind any decisions of PUAB. I want to make sure 20 ounce beers stay in the Union," assured Peterson. Corporate sponsorship policy reviewed by Carol Kortendick There is a proposed policy for all student organizations on the Parkside campus to follow when seeking corporate sponsorship for an event, whether on or off campus. "Corporate Sponsorship shall mean: The involvement of a noncampus organization (whether for profit or non-profit) in the production of an event being sponsored by a campus organization." At present, the policy is not finalized and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle is still reviewing it. Scott Peterson, president of Parkside Student Government Association, questioned the first line. He wondered why other campus organizations are excluded from this policy. Peterson felt this policy should include everyone involved with the university, whether student, faculty or alumni. "If the policy is for students alone, then let the students write it," Peterson added. The Corporate Sponsorship committee is composed of one administrator, Buddy Couvion, and two students, Keith Harmann and Valerie Olson. In Peterson's opinion, the policy is saturated with Couvion's influence. Another section of the policy that Peterson disagreed with is where it states, "When using campus facilities for the proposed event, the sponsor must pay the facilities' rental costs." Peterson's conflict resulted because he believes though the corporation comes from the outside, it's a student event they are sponsoring. "At UW-Milwaukee, students can't receive funds for events from the school unless they go to outside companies for financial assistance first," Peterson said. He said there should be some limits for corporate sponsored events, but the policy is going a bit too far. "It all stems back t o beer companies sponsoring events. The administration thinks we have a drinking problem," Peterson concluded. Academic staff recognized This past year, Academic Staff has received quite a bit of attention. The attention started when the Board of Regents requested the System Review of academic staff to do an extensive review on academic staff. The Regents had become curious about the academic staff and were looking specifically for information dealing with academic staff policies and procedures. As a result of this extensive review, the Regents have approved 20 recommendations by t he system review. One recommendation that was approved by Regents was a systemwide study of all UW Universities from April 198 4 to the next April of academic staff policies and procedures. Stu Rubner, chairman of Parkside's Staff Committee, stated it was recommended to the Chancellor that a committee be formed consisting of academic staff, faculty, students and someone from the Chancellor's office to closely review academic staff policies and procedures and recommend any changes to be made concerning academic staff. "This past year, the academic staff has gotten a lot of attention," stated Rubner. "Academic staff is being listened to more, such as with the new admissions policy. The academic staff gave lots of input. Faculty is now realizing that academic staff does have a role to play in the university system." Rubner added that his personal feeling is that this change comes about because of general good feelings between academic staff and faculty and not just because it came out of the Regents. ' RANGER Classified ads; NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-0520. 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The job will require some evening and weekend work. Applicant must have working knowledge of funda- Personals SUSAN: ROSES and candle light dinners aren't all. Be ready for a big surprise. Love, MTO. ATTENTION: PIGS for sale or rent, THE OFFICE. THE OFFICE'S favorite show is Pigs in Space. ATTENTION: MISS Piggy-lookalike contest in Union — sponsored by -Office. ATTENTION: NOMINATE your favorite pig into office. ATTENTION: COUPLES: The office is a no porking zone. ATTENTION: LOOKING for pigs to join the office. PIGS NEEDED: Any size, shape, color, bring references — the office. PORKERS: PIG out first at the first annual pig roast. PORKIES m premieres in the office, be there. I'LL HUFF & puff and blow your office down. CARMELLA: YOU'RE graduating!!! Remember, it's a pig's world! JANITORS: TREES cause more pollution than the office. Ronald Reagan. NAME WITHHELD gets his advice from the janitors. THEY HAVE an IQ of 144-before dividing it by 12. THAT'S ABOUT 200% higher than those who dwell in the office. RON JON- you're a sweetheart! The past two weeks have been great!! Thanks, ME KAESTNER: YOU DICK!!! SMURF: I'M looking forward to this summer and you. Ogre. A.K. I'M sure the entire nation would be proud to have an anal retentive race walker represent our country in L.A. NOTICE: GUS will be celebrating his birthday three days early, on Sunday, May 20,1984 at THE END. Attendance is mandatory. P.S. Please bring presents. ATTENTION: DON'T miss the party for Gus May 20th. HELP THE GREAT ONE celebrate on May 20, 1984. EVERYBODY WILL have a great time at the party (birthday), Sunday, May 20th. LET'S MAKE the birthday an event to remember... DON'T FORGET the birthday party, May 20th, 1984. T I L Y! ! ! ! And I couldn't be happier!! You are the sun that lights my life and warms my heart, TILYFEAE! Love, Looper. BILL, THANKS for the classified. Here's yours. Carol D.B. HAVE a great summer with Mr. B.J. Crabb - S.S. OGRE: I'D love to split those olives with you, Smurf. DOC H.G. Have a great summer! Take it easy! Kath. LEGS 27: How about dinner and a meeting? Sister Christian. LEGS 27: Maybe you have other social engagements? Sister Christian DIZ (UGSY): Astronomy is gonna be great! Love dum (WINKIE). ANNIE: RIDING together was fun. Wish you were staying, Kath. KATE: HAPPY 20th. We love you. US SIDNEY, GONAD, Shorty and Bran: Don't worry Tristan DIES next time, and slowly, to boot. Signed Odin or Lovitar, depending on your perspective. CHANCELLOR GUS KIN: Is it true you're going to halve alcohol consumption on campus by going on the wagon? Enjoy the lamp, John Kovalic. NICK: HOW appropriate. A limp dart from a limp dart player. Yankee scumdog. (Your OSWALD is waiting for you.) Your loving feature editor. DICK: YOU will go on a long voyage. Distrust zucchini. A worm in the hand is worth four and a half alcohol policies. Thanks for all, John K. SARAH: JUST keep a sharp eye out for those Parkside Activities Bureaus, drunkard, scum, and have a really great summer. Thanks for everything. John. CATHERINE: WHAT can I say? You're the greatest. Thanks for keeping me Stateside. I love you, John. RICK: IS it true about you and the cucumber? (He ain't someone, he's my brother.) Be sure not to jackknife. Keep OSWALD in a safe place. Thanks for everything. JK DR. BILL: Eric lives! (But the Rabbi doesn't.) See you in the temple of Lociatar! FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLA. PFLAPFLAP. Thanks for the comic relief. Your loving dungeon master. CATHERINE: HAPPY Happy Happy!! Meet me in the gardens of Siam for some heavy duty necking. There or the Chartroom. Happy Birthday Kiddo. TO A certain sports editor...you girls are all alike. All you want are those P.E. coaches' sunbathed bodies. Am I right? Here's to Mad town. A certain feature editor. JENNY: CONGRATS, ED! Welcome to the working week! Let them all talk; downtime is over. BUT WATCH out for those Chicago curves, OK?? It's been fun. John K. KATH: ARRGH! Your teenage innocence is lost!!! It's the big Two- Oh, but have a great birthday anyway. John, the weird English guy. ALPHA THETA Rho, a private fraternity, has 8 positions for new members. If you have what it takes, ATR wants you. For more information, contact Curtis Neal, 634-1994, ext. 223 BOB: A summer full of me. Whee!! TO ALL the Ranger people, have a nice summer vacation. See all those who are returning next fall, to those who aren't, good luck in Mad City. Groupie Brenda. CONGRATULATIONS, DONNA and John. Have a nice rest of your life. Donna won't hit the baby in front of the dad. All our love, the Buchanans. TO THE father BIG EIGHT TEETH. Let's have a rendezvous at Kings Cross station in London together, the three of us can go home to your NEWCASTLE. Meet us there if you survive your finals. May 19th, Love your American wife. PAULA AND Cindy, good luck in surviving finals. Think of me while I'm away. I will return with trinkets for both you and Amy, too. Cindy, I think we should have a big party for our birthdays this year. We'll be thinking of you, love Brenda and Ross. MARGI: "ON behalf of the academy, I would like to accept this award for Parkside's most experienced report writer. This award will look especially nice on the dashboard of my car." Job well done, Blanche. POLLY: WHAT can I tell you, young'n. You're a real cutey doops!!! Each week your comments boost my morale. Besides that, I learned about DUCKIE FLAMBAY. CATHERINE: A happy 20th!! Love, K & J JOHN: LET'S have some cold dammi ts. PATTY, JOHN, Catherine and- Michael-give my regards to Mad- Town. Dr. B. KEN: THANK you so much for all the help. You're a great teacher and editor. I've got some big shoes to fill. Good luck to you and keep in touch. J.T. RICK AND Carol-I'll pick the highest bidder! I can be bribed. SUZY Q.: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin'! See ya next year!! Joey. J&D: HAVE a great summer. Love J. STEVE: THANKS for the best year of my life! With anticipation I look to our future! Love forever, Sandi! KEN, JILL and Jennie: I'll miss you, have a great summer! Joey. Continued on Page 16 START UP WITH LESS DOWN. The Chevrolet college graduate new car financing plan thru Berman-Shaver & GMAC offers: • Availability of credit • Low down payment • Attractive finance rates For complete details, contact Rich Babcock at Berman-Shaver Chevrolet or JoAnn Goodyear, Dir. of Career Planning. * Attention, Underclassmen! • You may not yet qualify for this plan, but we will give you a great deal on a new or used car, too! 2 Fifth St., Racine, 637-1224 or 652-6011 University of Wisconsin-Parkside 10 Thursday, May 10,1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board Saturday, May 19 am Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patio. VETS' RUN Inner-Loop Road 10 am VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — Rain or Shine WHIFFLEBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — If rain, cancelled 11 am FAMILY BOWLING AND RECREATION Recreation Center FOOD, SODA AND BEER AVAILABLE MUSIC OF BREW COUNTY ROUNDERS Union Square NOON FAMILY GAMES East of Molinaro & Greenquist — If rain, Union Bazaar ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST Outside MAGICIAN In Cinema CARTOONS Union Cinema 4 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square BAR-BE-QUE CHICKEN DINNER Tent, Union Patio MUSIC OF PAF FRATH and DYKHUIS Tent. Union Patio 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SOUTHERN KNIGHTS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF MIDNITE FLYER, countryrock Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE 11:30 pm and 1:30 am Kenosha 12:30 am and 2:30 am Racine Food, soda, free coffee available 11 am — 2:30 am Beer 11 am — Sunday, May 20 5 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SWEET CHEEKS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF DONNIE IRIS Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE Follows Night Bus Route 11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:30 TICKET PRICES FOR EVENTS IN THE TENT one dav two days Students/Alumni $5.00 $8.00 Students/Alumni 6.00 N/A Faculty/Staff 5.00 9.00 Faculty/Staff 6.00 N/A Children (age 13-17) 4.00 7.00 Children (age 13-17) 5.00 N/A Children (age 6-12) 2.00 4.00 Children (age 6-12) 2.50 N/A Guests 6.00 10.00 Guests N/A N/A ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: • •* PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY •** NO GUEST TICKETS WILL BE SOLD ON THE DAY OF THE EVENT. GUEST TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE AT THE UNION INFORMATION DESK. LAST DATE TO PURCHASE ADVANCE TICKETS IS FRIDAY, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 P.M. Advance Tickets on sale at Union Information Desk. T-Shirts on sale at Union Information desk. UW-Parkside and age ID required at the door. RANGER Parkside Union Advisory Board recommends new alcohol policies PUAB (the Parkside Union Advisory Board) has been meeting since early last semester to come up with recommendations on how die Parkside Union should address potential problems when the state's drinking age raises to 19 on July 1. Problems are foreseeable next year because one-third of th e Parkside student body is comprised of freshmen, most of whom are 18 years old. PUAB has been discussing whatif anything-in the current Union operating procedures should be changed in order to comply with the new la w when it takes effect. PUAB consists of 12 members- 19 voting and 2 non-voting-from organizations throughout the campus. The voting members include seven students (from the four major organizations, SOC and two elected at large), two faculty representatives and one alumni representative. The two non-voting me mbers are Union Director Bill Niebuhr and Coordinator of Student Activities Buddy Couvion. The students currently on PUAB are Mark Schlozen (PAB), Suzanne Moles (Peer Support), Dave Higgens (PSGA), Ken Meyer (Ranger), Jack Kemper (SOC), and Chuck Beta and Bruce Preston (at large). Florence Shipek fills one of the faculty seats while the other is vacant. Tom Krimmel represents the alumni. At last week's meeting, PUAB members reviewed the recommendations that they will forward to Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. If Stoffle approves the recommendations, they will take effect next semester. If she disagrees with something in the package, she, PUAB members and Chancellor Alan Gusltin will work out a compromise. The following is PUAB's first draft of their many recommendations, along with the rationale for them. The total package's wording will be rewritten slightly over the next week, but the major essence will rema in the same. ed that word might spread that UW-Parkside will be an easy place for 18 year olds to get into. 2. Recommendation: The Parkside Union office would supply all alcoholic beverage sales areas with a daily listing of events (from the computerized reservations system) that would be bringing the general public to campus to aid bartenders in deciding whom to provide service to. An amendment was offered stating that PUAB realizes the public will be drawn to campus for certain activities and the public should have access to concession services. The presence of s uch a list of a ctivities would only be used if "questionable" people were requesting service. Rationale: The above recommendation involves assisting the bartender in determining whether a potential customer has business or a real purpose to be on campus. Discretion would be used as to when someone would be questioned in regard to that purpose. In that the Union's alcohol serving areas are not generally open as public bars, objectionable outsiders could more easily be denied service with the use of such a list. 3. Recommendation: The Parkside Union Advisory Board supports the position that all students should have equal access to all regular, day-to-day operation areas of the Union buildin*including those involved in the sale of alcoholic beverage products. It also recognizes that appropriate procedures need to be adopted to see that underage patrons of t he Union not be served or otherwise receive those products. where alcoholic beverages are served, be open to any Parkside student regardless of age, but that all guests must be of legal drinking age. Rationale: Because Parkside students pay segregated fees supporting student activities and student groups, they should be elibible to attend recognized student organization sponsored events. However, underage guests who have no tie to the University and are not contributing support to these events with tuition dollars have no special right to be admitted to events where alcohol is being served. 6. Recommendation: That at non-student organization sponsored events where alcohol is to be served, the Union is to be responsible for making decisions on a case-by-case basis that appropriate measures are taken to see state drinking laws are being followed. Rationale: Because events do vary i n nature, one single policy cannot be adopted to cover all situations. Given the Union is involved in most campus event reservations, knows the types of groups associated with them and what services are being requested, it is in the best position to evaluate what procedures need to be followed for any particular event. 7. Recommendation: PUAB recommends in the daily Union S quare bar operations that beer currently served in 12 oz. and 20 oz. containers, and wine in 5 Vz oz . containers, but pitchers, carafes and Vz carafes be eliminated. 9. Recommendation: In the day-to-day operation of areas of the Union involved in ser ving alcoholic beverages, student bartenders be given discretion in deciding when to or when not to ID customers based on their positive knowledge of the customer's age. Anytime that absolute knowledge does not exist that the customer is 19 or older, age identification must be required and service only rendered upon verification of age. Rationale: The rationale behind the above recommendation is based on the feeling that it is unnecessary to ID all customers for each purchase if positive knowledge of their being over 18 ousts. This method of operation will contribute to faster service and less congestion at the bar, as well as help to keep customers from becoming upset with being ID'd when not needed. It will aid in supporting positive customer relations versus the possibility of losing customers due to a mode of service not used elsewhere. 10. Recommendation: Plastic wrist bands be adopted, at least on an experimental one year basis, as the acceptable means of identification of those who will be eligible to be served alcoholic beverage at open events where such are present. PUAB requests that the funding for this first year's wrist bands come from New Program Development dollars, and that if cont inued, the Union budget for them in subsequent years as a cost of op eration. Rationale: The rationale behind using , wrist bands is that, although not tamperproof, they probably represent the best method of providing the greatest control for bartenders to identify those who can be legally served. Also, because the Union hasnot budgeted this unplanned expense, and because it is an experiment in handling a new problem, the one time expenditure out of New Program Development dollars seems reasonable and would not further burden the Union's established operating budget. 11. Recommendation: That the "drop-off" service section of the campus' present alcohol use policies be followed as stated. 12. Recommendation: Present bar operating hours for day-to-day service be maintained. They are: Union Square-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 a m to 10:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 6:30 pm. Recreation Center-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 am to 9:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 11:30 pm; Saturday, 12:00 noon to 11:30 pm and Sunday 12:00 noon t o 9:30 pm. Rationale: The rationale in keeping present hours is based on serving the diverse campus population of UW-Parkside. With people of different ages being on campus at different hours, it is more important tokeep a fairly broad range of service hours to our campus than it might be to a resident campus serving mostly one type of student. Week at the Park 1. Recommendation: The Parkside Union was created for and is intended to be used by the UW-Parkside campus community (students, faculty, staff and alumni) and their immediate guests; and when deemed appropriate, also the public in general for special public events. Those not falling into such category or having specific reason to be within University premises may be denied the Union's facilities, products and services. Rationale: The thinking behind this motion was to articulate the Union's position in not having to serve "undesirables" coming into the Union from the community, and in not allowing 18 year olds who are not students access to areas serving alcoholic products. It is being speculat- 4. Recommendation: That groups booking Union o r other campus facilities for their events be given the option of having: A dry event-where no alcoholic beverages would be served and all ages welcome. An open event with alcoholic beverage service where all students are welcome, but only those 19 and over are eligible to be served alcoholic beverages. A 19 a nd over event-where alcoholic beverages would be served but those under legal drinking age not eligible to attend. Rationale: The rationale for the above recommendation is that sponsoring groups should maintain the right to edtermine their own program format and who the event is for. It should not be determined for them through Parkside Union-based policy. After little discussion, this rationale was carried unanimously. 5. Recommendation: That at the option of the sponsor, student orgainzation events Rationale: The Parkside Union Advisory Board recognized that reducing container serving portions of beer and wine should discourage the sharing of product with those not able to purchase due to being under legal drinking age. At the same time, PUAB feels it is still advisable to offer a variety of sizes of beer in order to: 1) red uce possible congestion problems at the point of purchase and 2) minimize revenue loss created by customer dissatisfaction with the Union's service format. 8. Recommendation: PUAB recommends that any person of legal drin king age be permitted to purchase only one alcoholic beverage per trip to the bar. Rationale: The unanimously passed rationale behind the above recommendation was that by not being able to purchase multiple numbers of glasses of beer or wine, sharing by legal-aged patrons with those under age would be discouraged and reduced. by John Kovatic Feature Editor Well, kids, this is it. Never let Luehr or Stougaard say I never wrote 'Week at the Park.' And boy, what a week this looks like it's gonna be. So if you can just hold onto your little tushes long enough to strap yourself into the chair, we'll get things rolling right along. Thursday, May 10 That's right, today. And seeing as how PAB are all getting ready for 'The End,' today's schedule consists of a lecture by Prof. Lillian Trager. "From Yams to Beer in a Nigerian City," is the intriguing title of the lecture itself, and it will be given at 2 p.m. in Molinaro 111. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, May 11 Apart from the start of finals, today's main attraction is a concert in the Communication Arts Theater featuring the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concert starts at 8 p.m. and admission is $1 for students, faculty and staff, $2 for others. Tickets may be bought at the door, and proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scholarship fund. . Wednesday, May 26 "Surviving the Learning Process of Starting a Business," is the title of a workshop at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Fo r all those of you who wish to attend, call 553-2047 fof more details. Friday, May 18 Today at 7 p.m., the Union Square bar will close for good for this semester. What all the brochures don't tell you, however, is that this will in effect be the last chance you ever get of ordering a pitcher of beer or a carafe of wine, since somewhat inane alcohol policies are due to be enforced next semester. So, what the hey! Finals are over, the beer is cheap. Let's all say farewell to the pitcher at Parkside with Style. 4£m Afterwards we can all crash out at the Chancellor's. Saturday-Sunday, May 19-20 What ca n I say that hasn't already been said? It's The End, and boy are you guys going to have a blast. This is a two-day, don't-miss epic that you have just got to be at. 12 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Ask Dr. Bill The doctor takes a leave by Bill St ougaard winner of the coveted Oswald And now the end is near, do-wah, do-wah. Yes indeedy folks, this wonderful year is coming to a close. This is my last batch of letters for the '83-'84 season. As of now, you're on your own. Goodluck and may the force be with you. AND NOW, THE LETTERS! Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to ask the panel what you would do if you were Hitler. Signed, Curious Dear Curious, I think that the first thing that I would do would be to get rid of al l designer jeans commercials. Thai I would pass a law that would prohibit the use of the letter "G". I would make it illegal to be a chemistry professor. Boy this is fun. I would open up diplomatic relations with Disneyland, I would get rid of elevator music, I would give baby seals the right to vote, I would cancel 'Happy Days', I would reenact the Boston Tea Party, but I would make all the people wear costumes from Shakespeare's Hamlet. I would have Ed McMabon and Woodsy Owl get married, and I would have PSGA Vice-President Paul Johnson's gavel destroyed. Dear Dr. Bill, Get a hair cut. Signed, Mom Dear Dr. Bill, So you won an Oswald hu h? I bet you think you're really hot guano, eh? You and your flaming big-deal cheese-headed stupid award thingy. I got news for you Dr. Bill, you suck cesspool water. Signed, a certain sports editor Dear A.C.S.E. My word! Aren't we testy today? It looks like we've got ourselves a teeny problem here. If you want to be juvenile go ahead. I've got an OSWALD nyah..nyah..nyah ! Dear Dr. Bill, We know your type. We don't like it. Lissen, we got a nice neighborhood here, and our land values is real high, like, if you get our meaning. So, lessen you want mebbe two or three broken legs, scram, scum. We hate your kind, mud-dwellerscuzz- fairy, slime ball. Signed the Men P.S. Is it better to serve fingerbowls s cented with lemon or lime when entertaining a lady friend? Dear Men, I've just thought of a couple more things I would do if I were Hitler. Dear Dr. Bill, Did you get my le tter? Signed Waiting Dear Waiting, Yeah! It was really stupid and I'm not going to print it. FAMILY FUN AT THE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER 50« A Game 3 for a Buck PLUS • FREE FOOSEBALL • FREE BILL IARDS • FREE TABLE TENNISI • 10® POPCORN • 2 FOR 1 SODAS • FUN FOR EVER YONE • FREE DARTS FOR LANE OR TABLE RESERVATIONS CALL: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WE'LL WORK YOU IN Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Dear Dr. Bill I've got one hell of a problem here. My g irlfriend and I want to get married. The problem is that we don't think sex will be any fun if we are legal. We think sex is only good if it is cheap and meaningless and illicit. How can we get married and have sleazy sex as well? Signed, Cold Showers Won't Do It Dear Cold, I think that a good idea would be to buy my latest self-help manual, "Keep the X in Sex." TTiis ha ndy little guide will keep that nasty element in your drab, boring lives. Send $49.95 to: "Ask Dr. Bill, c/o the Ranger" Dear Dr. BUI, Can you help me out? I'm trying to find the following items: a cat o' nine tails, chains, a Black and Decker belt sander, several live scorpions, an iron maiden, thumb screws, a cattle prod, some isolated herpes simplex virus and some chicken bones. You see, I need them soon. My family reunion is only a week away. Signed, Entertaining Dear Entertaining, Just send $4.95 to me, and I'll send you my booklet, "Where to Find a Cat o' Nine Tails, Chains, a Black and Decker Belt Sander, Several Live Scorpions, an Iron Maiden, Thumb Screws, a Cattle Prod, Some Isolated Herpes Simplex Virus and some Chicken Bones." Dear Dr. BUI, I m an editor at a college newspaper. I'm having a hard time getting enough sleep because I'm constantly pining away about the fact that I didn't win a coveted Oswald My friends say to me, "C'mon! Master your grief!" but it doesn't help. How can I live with myself? I really wanted an Oswald. Why don't I kiU myself? HOW DO YOU RATE? Signed, Ticked Dear Ticked, It really bothers you that much? I love it! This is great! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA HA, HA! !!! . . . RANGER ,13 Thursday, May 10,1984 Once again it's... So It Goes THE END S by Nick Thome winner of the coveted Oswald Hi, folks, fans (both of you), and furry little mutant scum balls who read this rag when some highly educated college student drops it on the floor opened to this page. How th e hell are you doing? This is the last copy of the Ranger for this year, so I decided to let you know what has happened with some of the stories I was responsible for writing. As both my loyal fans will attest, I haven't been getting much printed lately. That's because my Editor, John "He won't print anything that isn't his" Kovalic, has deemed my work to be less important than anything anyone else writes. Well, enough of the griping, on to the heart of the matters at hand. Some people asked me when the new shopping mall will open here. The answer is never. The corporation that was going to do the renovation work decided Parkside was in a te rrible location. The president of the Coalition Corporation of America was quoted as saying, "That Parkside location sucks. It's too far from Racine and Kenosha to be of any use at all. In fact about the only thing I could turn that hovel int o would be a medium security prison. Maybe I should look into that." When Chancellor Guskin was informed about the Corporation's pullout of the mall project, he was displeased. His business, Big Al's Overlook Lounge and Deli, was almost ready to open when the bad news was first heard. The chanceldor was heard saying, "Wow! What a bummer! I just had the stage put in for strippers and everything." As for the corporate character assassinations, they are still occurring. Assassins have expanded their target list to include animated corporate symbols and animals. Since I first reported the deaths of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Snuggle Bear and the Banner toilet paper roll, four more corporate symbols have bit the big one. The first one to buy the farm was the Helping Hand from Hamburger Helper. While on the set for the last time, a terrorist snuck up behind the unsuspecting appendage and threw him in the frying pan with half a pound of ground beef. The next character died in an equally disgusting way. To the Tidy Bowl man it was just another tank, another commercial, another huge pay check, but it was also his demise. Some clever terrorist had lined the tank with magnectic mines the night previous. All that was left was the little guy's hat. The Hamms Bear was touring the brewery in Washington state when these godless assassins struck. They took him to the top of the brewery and threw him in a vat of Ham ms Light. The bear attempted to drink his way out, but he was three hundred gallons short. Officials from the brewery said, "We are sad our symbol won't be able to advertise for us anymore, but there is one good thing that came of the tragedy. The bear gave the vat he was thrown in a very unique flavor. We sav ed the beer he drowned in and we are going to market it in one-time-only cans called Hamms Very Special Light Bear Beer. It should be a hit." The most recent murder was Morris the Cat. The cat killers broke into Morris' house and forced him to eat 900 bags of T ender Vittles. Then they fed him three boxes of Alka Seltze r and made him drink a 16-ounce Coke. Morris was found the next day by his maid. The maid was heard to say, "It was horrible, disgusting and very difficult to clean up. Why didn't they shoot him? Or maybe they chould have tossed him in the microwave on high, but no! They had to feed him all that food and blow him u p like a God blessed balloon! Yuk!" This school year I wrote a few articles about the school's idiotic policies regarding alcohol on campus and corporate sponsorship. The truth is that there is nothing we can do to stop the elimination of pitchers and carafes. They are history as of the end of the semester. Here's some more good news for you all. Next year it will be one drink per person. You won't be able to send one person to buy beer for all the people at your table. If you want to buy a round, you have to bring the people you wish to buy for with you to the coulter. However, this is only phase one. A l ittle known plan to require a Union official to hold your hand while you drink your beer may be instituted next semester. Since this is my last article, I will end it by answering some questions posed to me this school year. Q. Is that your only pair of shoes? A. No, I have another pair that is worse. Q. Why don't you throw that backpack away? A. Last semester while riding home on my ten speed that $%•%$% backpack lost a strap. The result was it swing sharply towards the left side of my bike. It was raining out and the sudden shift in weight caused me to fall face first into the nice soft gravel that the bike trail is made of. From that day, I have been making that backpack pay for its indiscretion. Q. Did anyone respond to the classified ad you pla ced for women with high expectations and low moral values? A. Three phone calls were received at the Ranger office in response to my ad. However, two were prank calls and I wasn't in the office when the legitimate call came • i n . ' v ' . V . VWW. 'WW. ' . * I spent the better part of my weekend glued to the tube and running through several back-issues of The Atlantic, Harpers and Vanity Fair. Again doped to thegills on caffeine and with this week's deadline looming ominously near, I noted a little section near the front of the lately-resurrected latter magazine entitled 'Thumbs up, Thumbs down.' Those of you who are real quick will by now have realized that this is Vanity Fair's 'review' section, encompasing roughly 12 pages, dedicated to the fine arts. Skimming through reviews of French cinema, various dance companies, and theater, Beethoven Sonatas, the Amsterdam School of Dutch expressionist architecture and Mahler's Das Lied Der Er de, I unsuspectingly came across a photograph of Van Halen's David Le Roth. Aparently Vanity Fair regularly gives up half a page or so of i ts hallowed space to a review section entitled 'Pop Culture.' As n either Van Halen, nor 'pop culture' are what I would normally describe as 'fine art,' I decided to take a closer gander, trying desperately to avoid gagging. Let's admit it. 'Rolling Stone' Vanity Fair ain't. Phrases like "Eddie Van Halen's pointillistie guitar style" and "Angus Young's (AC/DC) abstract expressionist sheet of sound" leapt at me with the force of a sledge hammer. Finally admitting that what's important is something termed a band's "Head-banging quotient," Vanity Fair gave thumbs up to AC/DC ("the consummate heavy metal band"), Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Quiet Riot and Van Halen. 'Thumbs-down' went to Kiss, Ozzy Osb ourne and Motly Crue. It's good to see they're so discerning. •••••• The world today mourns the loss of one of the greatest existential philosophers since Jean Paul Satre. The sudden death of Waldo 'Fruitcake' Nernst, most brilliant student of Fredrich Goatbender, will not soon be forgotten. The name of Nerst will become a household word as his theories are disseminated amongst the intelligensia and the full impact of his special theory of cool-whip slowly is realized. Born Francis Cerebellum Rovenscrotch, Nernst realized at an early age that a Rovenscrotch would never be accepted into a restricted country club, and quickly changed his name to Scigowitze. He later adopted his childhood nick-name of 'Scum-Bucket,' in by John Kovalic an attempt to deny his Lithuanian heritage, but soon chose Nernst after flirting briefly with the names Skrunge, Blatwurst and 'Hey, you!' •••••• My main problem with communication Majors: Their justification for having a major in communication is that we need to communicate to survive. Strikes me the same goes for certain bodily functions, but that doesn't mean we have to form a major around them. •••••• On t he New Alcohol Pol icies: I really don't mind Chancelor Guskin acting like he's my parent as long as I can borrow his car for Saturday night. •••••• Well, this is it. My las t Ranger as Feature Editor. It's been a fun couple of semesters here. And the year before that was pretty neat also. Without wishing to get too maudlin, I'd like to thank Sarah, Bill, Rick, Dick, and Nick and all the rest of t he people who wrote for features over the year. One day I may even meet my mysterious music correspondent Jeff Leisgang. The staff this year gave the section its own peculiar flavor. Special thanks to A1 Guskin. If ever a target was needed, we could always use him for cheap pot-shots. Thanks, Al. But I still think your alcohol policy sort of sucks. So, farewell. When next you hear of me, I will be the Ranger's special correspondant in Madison. That's right. After two years at Parkside, I'm going to a real university. Have a great summer, and I hope you all get through finals OK. So it goes. Q. Do you have anything to say for yourself, Nick? A. I wasn't there at the time. That's about all for now, campers. Have a good summer. Good luck on the finals. I will se e you at The End. Whoever called in response to my ad, try again Friday at noon. 'Til then, I am, as always, Nick Let your love shine on Mother's Day. Merlin Olsen from s 18 and up delivery available extra FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W H Y OFFICE AI TO BWK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL (PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 milHER FPU The Tea Kettle™ Bo uquet from your FTD Florist. Mother's Day is Sunday, May 13. 4 0?lvU4C Your lull Sen ice Florist 7534 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha Ph. 654-0721 Send your love u ilh special SjggF earo.™. Registered trademark of Florists' Transworld Delivery Association.. . . . 14 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Brhel enjoys challenge of theater by Sarah Uhlig winner of the coveted Oswald Andy Brhel played the lead role in Molier's "The Miser" which played at Parkside over past two weekends. As Harpagon, The Miser of t he title, he played the role with much conviction. Regular theater goers will also remember Brhel's other roles over the last few years, which added sparks of brilliance to the talented Parkside productions. Brhel's interest in acting began when he was a junior in high school. "I saw the musical the school put on all three times and I felt guilty because I realized, watching it, that there was a lot that I could have contributed to it. I knew that I could act as well as anybody up there, just from the fact that I could read aloud better than most of them could act." He then decided to audition for Pygamalion, the play by George Bernard Shaw that was turned into the musical "My Fair Lady," and got a lot of experience from the 'bit' parts he played. After the next musical, Kiss Me Kate, another 'transformed' classic based on Shakepeare's "Taming of the Shrew," in which he had the lead role, he knew he was going to pursue an acting career. "I just realized that I would rather do that (act) more than anything else. There was nothing else I really thought I could do and be happy with." Brhel is 21 a nd has been attending Parkside for eight semesters. He chose Parkside for many reasons. "I didn't have the money to go to a private school, so I had to go to a state school. The nearest was UW-M as I lived in Cudahy, but the acting program had recently changed over to a very graduate-accented one. If y ou're an undergraduate at UW-M, you simply do not get on stage. "The best teacher really is experience and I knew 1 wanted to get on stage. The next closest school was Parkside...I knew that I liked the campus and that Parkside was a fairly small school. In a small school you have that much better chance of getting on stage." At Parkside, Brhel's roles have usually been either lead or key roles in the plays he has been in. He has played a variety of roles, playing a pair of twins in "Ring round the Moon," a frustrated author in "I Am A Camera" and the comic, money-grubbing Harpagon in the latest Parkside Main Stage production. The role he would most like to play is Hamlet. "I always used to get amused by every actor in the world saying that he wanted to play Hamlet.. Once I had read the play and found out how similar I like to Andrew Brhel think that I am to Hamlet, I wanted to play him. It's certainly one of Shakespeare's harder roles. He (Hamlet) is a young man. Some people say he's the most intelligent character in literature." One of the main attractions, for Brhel, is the challenge. In the future, Brhel hopes to act on stage rather in movies. "The style of acting is much different than that of plays. The returns on stage are very immediate and very gratifying. I would prefer being on stage." Parents face responsibility Over 50 percent of Parkside's students fall in the category "older than average." For many of you that means balancing the responsibilities of being a student, a parent and sometimes an employee. Much of the year that is difficult, but with children out of sc hool for the summer it becomes almost impossible. One way student/parents adjust is by ta king courses on a part-time basis. One sure outcome, though, is that the number of years needed to graduate increases. To limit those years as much as possible means taking courses during summer school. For many parents, the demand to be home more or provide more activities for their kids increases during the summer. Kids want or need swimming lessons or other day camp experiences. They want more time with their parents. The Wellness Grant has developed a number of ways of integrating parents' needs and kids' needs during the summer. If you have children ages two weeks to teenage, and this dilemma is one you face, call Mary Bassis, ext. 2366, or Maureen Budowle, ext. 2227, or visit the Student Health Center, Molinaro D115. Mallory raps his poetry to music by Rick Luehr It's like a l ate to bed, a late to rise, And when you wake up in the morning you got red eyes, You got to work, you look like a jerk Because the boss is waiting for you with an angry smirk, He s&ys you' re fired, not to be rehired, Because the man is j ust so sick and tired, Of you coming late, you're leaving early, Don't you realize the man can always surely Replace you, then what would you do, You'll stand on the corner till your life is through, Or you'll waste your time or commit a crime, Just to bite, scratch, scrape a penny or a dime, Because the streets are cold, the streets are dead, You got to go to school to get ahead, In this age of technology and computers, Stay away from crime and drug abusers, Because life moves fast, it won't get slower, And using your head is the way to get over. This is some of the rap of Brian Mallory. For those of you who aren't sure exactly what rap is, it is bascially poetry set to the beat of music, usually up tempo. "But," says Mallory, "those who rap are getting out of the up tempo swing and getting into more slowdown jazz." Mallory, a 19 year old Parkside freshman from Waterbury, Connecticut, became interested in rapping at the age of sixteen. "I got started became a couple of f riends and I went to New York and we saw a couple of guys doing it. It S&tefeRwni Ofet Sfryle. *sd, tfcwbte bmwed-vwth' jjure spring woter and rf it Old Sryfe. mmmo , v,v.v.\ Whey Chai The way Chinese food ought to be... ^ CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES Make your party unusual, unforgettable, untraditional. Whey Chai Chinese ftesfauranf RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 Open 7 Days a Week ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 Closed Tuesdays KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 Closed Sundays was a kind of a way to get popular, everybody had a lot of people surrounding them when they were rapping. And I said, 'Wow, that's pretty good how t hey can attract people to hear them rap like that.' So, three friends and I got started and we called ourselves The Chill Out Bunch." Mallory looks at rapping as a fun hobby, "but if I ever get a chance to be recorded, I'd jump at it. Our group hasn't been together since September, but if we were to get together again, I think we could really make a good record." Rap stems from various sources, said Mallory. "Most rappers ad lib their raps, kind of impromptu. They can just rap at you without any preparation. My ra pping stems from my poetry. When I write a poem, if I think I can set it to the beat of the music, then I can make a rap out of i t." Mallory has been writing poetry since the third grade when one of his teachers read some of his work and encouraged him to keep writing. He feels that his poetry and rapping go together for him." I'm a quiet person, and rapping helps me to express myself and to tell about things that are going on in the world. I talk about a lot of social problems when I'm rapping. "Melly-Mel of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five said it best, 'Rapping is now becoming a form of str eet poetry.' A lot of r apping today talks about street life, about drugs, about a lot of things that go on. Now there's a rap about Jesse Jackson, there's raps about Reagan. Rapping is fun to do, but when you take rapping seriously, you've got to talk about things besides going to parties, getting drunk, etc. It's better to talk about a good ,subjpct. Thafs what I like to do," he said. * 1 Once Ober Easy 15 Thursday, May 10,1984 Time to say goodbye Periodicals: How form is a bitch. true. But re- SCENE: Table: The Goskin Breakfast by Dick Oberbruner winner of the coveted Oswald The Time-of-Day Lady over the telephone is a real woman confined to a buoy floating in Lake Michigan. Next time you call, listen for the waves rocking the background and how unsure she sounds when speaking. This unfortunate person is stuck at a dead end job, so have pity when she utters in a chilled voice: "Courtesy of your telephone company..." She doesn't have time to talk, only a few moments to mention the time and temperature. A seasick woman with a phone, a digital clock and a thermometer. She tells it like it is: a moment in time with no hype. Sure, there's a plug for the telephone company, but who isn't forced to patronize the boss one in a while? Give her a call and give a listen. If she's not too responsive, remember, it's very cold on the lake. 'Oswald' Night steals banquet's limelight by John Kovalic winner (finally) of the coveted Oswald Once again the Student Awards Banquet was overshadowed by the glory of "Oswald Night." The coveted Oswald, Parkside's equivalent of the lesser-known Oscar, probably marks the pinnacle of a Ranger F eature Writer's career at Parkside and for the many who come away empty-handed on Oswald night, the feeling is one of bitter disappointment. "I'm pissed," Ranger sports editor Patricia Cumbie was reported to have said. "I did 'Week at the Park.' I did play reviews, and I'm a good friend of John Kovalic." Kovalic, who likes to be known only as "The Academy" in the weeks leading to the ceremony, is responsible for selecting those lucky few from the feature staff of the Ranger to receive the coveted award. This year's winners included Sarah Uhlig (Ace Reporter of the Year); Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner and Nick Thome (The Nick Dick Rick Columnist of the Year Award); 'Dr. Bill' Stougaard (The Abigail Van Buren Malpractice Award) and Chancellor Alan E. G us kin (The 'Welcome to Miller Time' Athelete of the Week Award.) "Well, I'll tell you," said Stougaard, clutching his coveted Oswald to his chest, "I'm really excited about it. This is a real honor. Too bad the award had to be tainted by giving one to Thome. "It's long overdue. I'm just glad that the overwhelming public pressure made Kovalic change his tune," he added. Dick Oberbruner, co-winner of the Nick Dick Rick Award, was equally surprised. "I deserved a coveted Oswald," he said, in a fit ofmodesty the likes of which the world may never see until the second coming. "This entire semester was geared towards an award-winning ending. "My coveted Oswald stands tall on my window sill above the sink, though I have had to (lust it already, "he added quickly. "As to tri-winners, rhyming is no basis for celery-headed journalism. I stand out like my coveted Oswald, so please pass th e Lemon Pledge." Nick Thome, another co-winner, was reported to have sad, "Like wow, man, I can't believe I won a coveted Oswald. "After years of striving for perfection, I have achieved it. I don't know what to do now. I think I'll climb a tall building and impale myself on a fire hydrant. Now that I have got my Oswald, I have nothing to live for." Rick Luehr, on the other hand, was quick with praise and generous to a fault. "It's about $%*•&$*% time!! I'm still made that I have to share this sucker with those hacks Thome and Oberbruner." Luehr, who also referred to his co-winners as "purveyors of the literary twinkie," said, "This is so insulting I think I'll slash my wrists." Thome, who was within earshot of Luehr's comments, added to his quote before leaping at Luehr with a large blunt object. "Rick sure has a lot of nerve calling me a hack. Him calling me and Dick a couple of hacks is like John Wayne Gacy calling Chuck Mansona murderer. He hasn't written an original article in years." In a surprise ceremony held in the local A&W, The Academy also awarded a special coveted Oswald to John Kovalic himself. "Hell, I didn't want to be left out of it. Anyway, I'm such a neat guy with excellent ideas and all that, well, I think you get the point." Kovalic awarded hmself the Demigod of the Year Award. (The main Editor's wishes were disregarded.) As Oswald night drew to a close, muffled sobs could be heard from the direction of Andy 'Pops' Buchanan, Ranger's Business Manager, who had failed to win a coveted Oswald for the fifth year running. "I've never been so happy in all my life," he sobbed. ......... We all know about the Wisconsin Dells. So what is a "dell?" Answer in next issue. • * * • * • • * • • A scene from The Library Tragedy, circa 508 BC. Periodicals: My innards, they are ripped! Indexes: I, too, feel not quite whole. Who are the scoundrels who commit such atrocities? Periodicals: Underclassmen! They expore knowledge as a bulldozer landscapes the garden. Indexes: We must do something. The washrooms have been shelled by the eager hands of vandals. What would spark such action? Periodicals: The war at home: make your bed and the like. They seek an aggressive outlet. Indexes: A rebellion under the protection of accessibility. Periodicals: Correct. Indexes: But what of our brothers and sisters among the shelves? Periodicals: Protecting resources is a contradiction in terms. Indexes: And that cursed Graffiti: a philosopher in the rancid ilk. He must be banned, or alter his content to intelligent perspectives. •••••••••• 55,000 residents have received emission tests. So w atch what you eat, or the Pedestrian Inspection Commission will alter your diet to conform to pollution standards. •••••••••• A Student Meditation on a Refrigerator Full Do not, Dear Roommate, dive headfirst into the seemingly vast array of groceries. It is but an optical illusion to think that we, two, can partake of it immediately and have it, somehow, multiply twice as we crave for more. Foodstuffs go quicker in consumption than the mere rotting of neglect. Let us, then, enjoy the quality in flavor of the comestibles we share. Rather than the quantity we can put away. For it will be Tuesday, and we shall have vanquished our supply and be forced to suck rocks for nourishment. Breakfast at the Chancellor's Mr. Guskin: Why do you throw your grapefruit rinds on the floor? Are you angry with something? Mrs. Guskin: They're for the dog. I like to watch his lips pucker. Mr. G.: Yes, but he has his own food. We shouldn't spoil him. Mrs. G.: Then why should we have grapefruit? We're spoiled too. Tell the maid to ship the crates back to Florida. Mr. G.: I certainly will not. We have these new grapefruit spoons. Let's not be costly. Now eat your toast. It's getting cold. Mrs. G.: They're already cold. They were never toasted. You better get a repairman to fix that toaster before breakfast tomorrow. Mr. G.: They fixed it once before. I can't imagine what the problem is. Mrs. G.: Maybe they need a pay raise. That oughtta toast the bread. At least melt the butter a little. Just look at this bread. Cold cereal is warmer. Mr. G.: Cold cereal is much easier to deal with. One, pour cereal, Two, pour milk. Add a spoon and voila! instant breakfast. Toast, on the other hand, has many preparations. First, there is the- Mre. G.: I know, I know. Please don't be so analytical first thing in the morning. You have the rest of the day ahead of you. MParkside SShhaakkeeddoowwnn tSaturday, May 12 8 p.m. 'til close. 99* Strawberry and Regular Margaritas 75* Tap Beers 50* Kamakazis and Root Beers •••••MTU***** Parkside and age I.D. required JOIN US AT CHANCERY PUB AND RESTAURANT 6430 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 886-5600 RANGER Psychobabble Oswaldenlightened by Rick Laehr Winner of the Coveted Oswald As I am sure all of you have heard by now, I am one of the fortunate, nay privileged persons honored with the highest award in my field. This honor was bestowed on me at the student awards banquet on April 27, by t he one and only John Kovalic. Of c ourse, I am speaking of the much ^coveted, highly desired, seldom bestowed, Oswald. Yes, I am one of a select few to be given this highest token of journalistic esteem. And it has turned my life around. Before the award, I was virtually ignored in the halls of this great institute of learning of which we are all a part. Now that has all changed. I cannot go 20 feet down the corridor without being besieged by autograph hounds and hangers on. And my phone has been ringing off the hook. Offers of speaking engagements and testimonial dinners have been flowing in. And Ted Koppel just won't leave me alone. He keeps The Funny Paper Caper MY FIRST CASE AFTER \ GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SOUNDED UKE A MUGGING WHEN t HEARD THE FACTS—MAN LYING IN AN ALLEY WITH A HAMBURGER BUN STUFFED DOWN HIS THROAT, POCKETS EMPTY llll flVlE FACE RANG A BELL, BUT I COULDN'T PLACE IT UNTIL S6T. STRIPES FOUND THE MAWS WALLET IN A DUMPSTER DOWN THE by Paul Berge RONZO GARBANZO* I KNOW THI5 CLOWN'S NAfAE. begging me to be on Nightline. I have no time to myself anymore. I am hounded day and night. I can't take it! My life has become a living hell! And it's all because of you, Kovalic! You did this to me! You couldn't leave me with my blessed anonymity. No! You had to screw it all up by giving me that stupid award! Thanks loads, buddy! • • • * * * • * * * This past Sunday, I experienced one of the strangest events in my life. I went to a Brewers game with the inimitable Parkside Association of Com municators. Yes, one of the most highly respected groups on campus. The tailgate party was heavily BURGER KING KING SAYS GOOD MORNING IN A SPECIAL WAYJ BREAKFAST ^ CROISSANTS What a delicious way to brighten up your day! Our new - Breakfast Croissants. FSJed with your choice of breakfast favorites...crispy bacon, tasty ham or spicy sausage. All between a slice of American cheese and egg...Ummmmiwmnil '...and our Scrambled Egg and French Toaat Platters too. Welcome To Our New BREAKFAST MENU!! Served Everyday from 6 AM-10:30 AM Sundays from 7 AM-Noon Breakfast Sandwiches New! Croissant With: Bacon, Egfi & Cheese .....$1.29 Sausage, Egg & Cheese..$1.29 Hamm, Egg & Cheese $1.29 Scrambled Egg Platter....$1.20' W/Sausage Or Bacon ....41.60 4222 52nd St., Kenosha French Toast $1.20 W/Saosage Or Bacon $1.60 Hash Browns 35( Danish 50' Croissant 50' Orange Juice 50' Hours: 6 AM-2:30 AM Mon.-Sat. 7 AM-11 PM Sua. bizzare. Music, dancing, drinking, frisbees, drinking, food, drinking, and to top it all off, drinking. Then we went into the game. Well, most of us d id. There were a few people, who shall remain nameless, you know who you are, you little scamps, who didn't enter the stadium until the ninth inning. God only knows what they were doing out in the parking lot for eight innings, and He's not talking. Anyway, it was an event to remember. I don't know what was more fun, the game, the tailgate party, or the getting stuck in County Stadium's only elevator for twenty minutes and making an enemy in the person of the elevator operator. All in all, it was something that I may never forget. As har d as I may try. * * * * * * * * * * Seeing as how this is the last column that I will write this semester, I would like to mention some very important people. First, to Carol Kortendick, who wrote a letter criticizing one of my articles. No hard feelings Carol, I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if yours was wrong. Next, to Carl Chernouski, thanks for making my stuff look so good by comparison. Also, I would like to thank the 'Beaks' for confusing me no end. I still say you do it with mirrors. To Prof. Peter Martin: You know all of those nasty things you said all semester that I threatened to print in the paper? Well I just want to assure you that I haven't forgotten them, I'm just saving them until next year. To Jennie: Good luck as editor. P.S. I'm still willing to talk bribe. To Joey, who always wanted me to mention him in my column, I just did. Thanks to Patty, for just being you. A special thank you to the entire Ranger staff. Thanks to all of you out there who read my articles and gave me useful comments (both of you). And last, but certainly least, to John Kovalic, you can't fire me, I quit. Classifieds Continued from Page 9 REEN: HAVE a great summer. I'll miss you!! Joey. JOHN KOVALIC: I'm gonna miss you blind! Have a nice summer! Joey. DR. BILL: Have a great summer! You're great! Joey. DAVE: WHO'S going to feet Phvhrt, Bettylou and Loretta over the summer? Your fellow Divee. BOOBY, BOBBY Bo Bobby, Banana Wana wo-wobby, Fee-fi-fofobby. Bobby! ROBERT: CONGRATULATIONS on your graduation. Love Lori. HAPUfY BIRTHDAY, Jennifer dearest. Your featured partner in crime, J.K. BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: FULL HOUSE (Top 40) Friday, May 11 9:30 pm-1:30 pm — AND — Saturday, May 12 9:30 pm-1:30 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside I.D. Wednesday, May 16 MAINSTREAM Alabama Slammers 50* & S chnapps 50* 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off.RAPid* Dr., tjJlj J, onz JOEY? WHAT will I do without you all summer? Reen KENT: I Can't wait until the end of the semester!!! yes!! PETER MARTIN: What was that you said about the faculty? Watch out for the Ranger expose next semester. John K. LARRY DUETSCH: looks kinda like I won't be around to cut class anymore. J.K. KEN: WHAT can I say? Have a great time and f-k the authority. John. RADIO RACHEL: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin! See ya next year!! Joey. JOHN AND Kate and Patty and Bob and Michael and Tony-look out at Madison! CATHERINE AND John - Hope we'll still get to see you. We'll miss those fun excursions with you. J and J. KEN AND Jill-may your love bloom lik e the meadows and shine like the stars! STAFF 83-84 Big kisses to ya. It's been fun. J.T. FLASH: RESPIRATORY disease hits Ranger office!! Phlegm at 11. RANGER PEOPLE party with "happy Jello" at county stadiumphlegm at 11 PHVRHT, BETTY LOU and Loretta can take care of themselvesthere's all sorts o' critters running around the tunnel. PAT, CAT, J.K., Big Guy, Whit 'n Herb: The Ranger finna miss all y'all next year. O'McMacVanVonOvich, owitz, d'sonsenski. TO THE entire staff: thanks for making my return a success. Big Guy. JENNIE: CONGRATS! You'll do a good job-don't worry about it. Ken DON'T FORGET Gus' birthday party May 20. Wild time! Walk there and fly away! CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' once again, eh Whit (h ope so!) JILL: THANKS for everything. I love you! KEN? I love you, too! (FNE) Heiring and Womeldorf honored 17 Thursday, May 10, 1984 •+ Parkside alumnus Jim Heiring, who is a heavily favored hopeful for the 1984 U.W. Olympic race-walking team, will be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame at a banquet on Wednesday, May 23, at the University of Charleston in West Virginia. Heiring, a 1977 fine arts graduate of Parkside and a Kenosha native, is a six-time NAIA national racewalking champion (three indoor and three outdoor) and an eighttime Ail-American in the two-mile and 10-kilometer walks. He is currently living at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs, where he is training for the Olympic Trials set for June. In 1980, Heiring made the U.S. Olympic race-walking team by taking first place in the 20-kilometer walk in the Olympic Trials. The U.S., however, boycotted the 1980 Olympic Games. Heiring is heavily favored in the upcoming Trials. He is considered America's best in the 20-kilometer walk, the shorter of two distances contested in the Olympics. Heiring becomes the fourth Parkside athlete to be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame. The others are Lucian Rosa, track and field, and wrestlers Bill West and Ken Martin. Earlier this year Heiring set a world record while winning the two-mile race walk at the U.S. Indoor Championships in New York, walking the distance in 12:11.21 to break the old record of 12:13.3 3 set by Ray Sharp, also a former Parkside walker. Last year he set the world indoor record in the 1,500 meter walk and in 1982 set the American record in the 20-kilometer walk and was named the United States Walker of the Year. A Bradford High School alumnus, Heiring also will be inducted into the newly-established Kenosha Public Schools' Athletic Hall of Fame on Saturday, May 5. Spring fitness St. Luke's run Erik Womeldorf, a junior member of Parkside's basketball team, has been selected as a member of the 1983-84 NAIA Academic All- Emphasizing family, fun and fitness, the 1984 S t. Luke's Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will take walkers and runners on a course through the hospital's beautiful lakeshore neighborhood. This year's run/walk will be held on Saturday, May 12 at 8:30 a.m. in observance of National Hospital Week. The scenic route begins at Gateway Technical Institute's lakeshore parking lot at 11th Street and finishes at East Park in front of G ateway. A five-mi le walk has been added this year on the course, which includes the picturesque DeKoven Foundation along its route. Also new are the comfortable M.A.S.H.-like blue surgical scrub tops guaranteed to all runners and walkers who pre-register before May 9. Registrations will be accepted until 6 p.m. May 11 at the St. Luke's main lobby. Fees are 87 for adults; $4 for children 11 and under. Entry forms and waivers are available at St. Luke's lobby, the Auxiliary Gift Shop, sporting goods stores, schools, health centers and public libraries. The Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will include a two-mile run and walk, a five-mile run and walk, a wheelchair division and categories for all ages. Trophies are given t o first place winners in each category; ribbon awards are presented to second and third place runners and walkers. Categories for race-walkers are not s cheduled because of the limited number of participants. v In addition to encouraging all serious runners to compete in Racine's first spring running event, St. Luke's run/walk organizers added the longer five-mile course for the brisk-paced walkers in the area. The two-mile walk attracts others with more limited stamina. "Walking briskly is a highly recommended form of exercise that actively involves hundreds of people in this area. Giving awards for walkers as well as runners in our unique family wellness event acknowledges the value of this healthy and fun form of physical activity," said Luan Wells. St. Luke's Community Services coor- - dinator. For more information, call 636- 2790 or 636-2810 during regular weekday business hours. Vet's Run The second annual five-mile "Fun Run," sponsored by Parkside's student Veterans' Organization, will be at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 19, starting under the bridge linking Molinaro Hall and the Union Building over Inner Loop Road. Entry in the run is 86 in advance adn 87 the day of the event. Advance registration deadline is Friday, May 11. Cost includes a "Vets' Fun Run" T-shirt, and two passes for beverages. Proceeds of the event will go to the Muscular Dystrophy Association, the Disabled Veterans of American organization, the Parkside Child Care Center, and Parkside Vets' Organization. Registration forms are available at the Parkside Union Information Center and at sports shops and health spas in Kenosha, Racine and Milwaukee. The top three runners in both the men's and women's (age 19 and older) divisions will be awarded trophies. The top two finishers in the youth (15 to 18) and children's division (14 and under) will receive medals. For more information call the Parkside Veterans' Services office at 553-2296 or Vets' Organization president Rich Welbon at 554-1866 at 5 p.m. American Basketball Team. Womeldorf, a junior majoring in business management and computer science, has a 3.62 cummulative gradepoint average on a 4.0 scale. He was the only Wisconsin college player named to the 30-member team. A 6-foot, eight-inch, 220 pound center-forward, Womeldorf averaged 11.3 points and 7.2 rebounds per game as a sophomore, an8 during the 1983-84 season he averaged 12.3 points and 7.5 rebounds per game. A native of Mound, Minn., Womeldorf has been named co-captain of the squad by his teammates for the 1984-85 season. Womeldorf joins Laurie Hess (volleyball) and Mike Muckerheide (wrestling), both of Kenosha, as Parkside athletes who have earned Academic Ail-American status for the 1983-84 school year. Next year there will be an official "Parkside Track and Social Club." If you want to join this club call Andy Serrano at the Phy-Ed Building. The aim of the club is to promote physical fitness through running and social activities. Scholarships Continued from Page 6 Hohensee, Linda Jacob, Susan I. Leih, Patricia Lenz, Patrick A. Luchack, Kimberly A. McLeod, Susan M. Miller, Elaine Pachal, Steven J. Panizza, Janet Payne, Steven Pfarr, Gail Pomeroy, Linda Randelzhofer, Peggy Rasmussen, Susan Sorenson, Anahid Soukeyasian, Gregory A. Spencer, Barbara A. Wallace, Elisa K. Weeks, Denise L. Wilcox. From other cities: Jeff Ashton, Gurnee, 111.; Marguerite McClelland, Waukegan, 111.; and Erik Womeldorf, Mound, Minn. I with SAY LOVE YOU, MOTHER FLOWERS miem SINCE 1908 637-6558 2,19, Sixth Street •.Downtown Racine Med. Tech Bowl Students from St. Luke's Hospital Medical Technology Program finished second to Marshfield St. Joseph Hospital in the "Student Bowl" competition sponsored by the Wisconsin Assocition for Medical Technology (WAMT). St. Luke's team defeated a team from the University of Wisconsin- Madison in the semi-finals to advance to the championship game. The competition was held at the state meeeting of the WAMT in Eau Claire on April 27. The Student Bowl is a questionand- answer competition for students in medical laboratory science education programs. Twenty teams from throughout the state entered the competition. Preliminary rounds were held April 7. St. Luke's team members are all University of Wisconsin-Parkside seniors who will earn a B.S. degree in Medical Technology upon completion of the clinical program at St. Luke's. Team members are: Patricia Slater, Genoa City (Captain), Sue Leih and Tim Helling, Racine, Jenny Lowrance, Kenosha and Cadie Lindstrand, Paddock Lake. Dona Driscoll fund Senior Middle distance runner Dona Driscoll has received an invitation to join the U.S. National Track Team, through the International Sports Exchange, to run in selected meets in West Germany this summer. She is leaving either in June or the beginning of July. She needs financial assistance to travel to Europe, and she is looking for organizations to help sponsor her, as well as private donations from businesses or citizens. All sponsorship and donations should be sent to: UW-Parkside Athletic Department c/o Dona Driscoll Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53241 All donations are tax-deductible. ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM *120 PER MONTH* MODERN 4 LO FT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing needs in advance of t he fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-900_|H Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. •Based on Double Occupancy 18 Thursday, May 10, 1984 RANGER Baseball Men win championship Spiegelhoff takes an inside pitch. In photo at right, Hoppe (catcher) goes after the ball. Monday May 7 was a big day for the UW-P men's baseball team. The Rangers beat Lakeland 10-5, and in doing so became the WICA Champions. On Saturday, May 12 they will play either UW-Stout or River Falls for the District 14 Championship. Joel Meier had the opportunity to show his stuff by hitting 3 for 5, two of them triples. Randy Speigelhoff, batting 2 for 5, had the only Parkside home run. Also hitting well were Scott Brooks, Scott Brzenk, Tom Weipert, and Brian Hoppe, all hitting 2 for 4. Sean Patterson was the winning pitcher. In seven innings he struck out seven Lakeland batters and had a 2 earned run average. On Saturday, May 5, the Rangers held a slam fest beating Concordia 15-5. Tom Weipert and John Hyatt both had home runs that day. Duane McLean was 3 for 4, and Dave Schwartz 3 for 5. Pitching for the Rangers was Don Elverman. >5 The Parkside Union FINALS WEEK DINING ROOM- regular HOURS LSII^III^VJ nvvm. THRU MAY 17 CLOSED MAY 18 OPEN JUNE 18 r TT1 SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. COFFEE SHOPPE : REGULAR HOURS REGULAR HOURS CLOSED UNION SQ. GRILL: CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED UNION SQ. BAR • REGULAR HOURS CLOSED 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. MON. THRU THURS. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. FRIDAYS DCP PCMTCD- REGULAR HOURS KsEIV I Cn. MON. THRU FRI. 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY CLOSED 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT. & SU N. SWEET SHOPPE I CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Tennis closes in winning form The Parkside men's tennis team returned to winning form with two match victories last week. On May 2, Parkside traveled to Gray's Lake, 111. to play Lake County College. The matches were played in 47 deg ree weather, but that didn't bother UW-P at all. Parkside took three out of six singles matches and all three doubles matches en route to a 6-3 match victory. The most interesting match of the day was the one between Dan Birch of UW-P and Tim Conners of Lake County. The final score was 6- 0, 0-6, 6-2 in favor of Birch. Other singles winners for Parkside were Mike Roszkowski and Chris Walley. The Rangers traveled north to Mequon on May 3 to take on Concordia College. This match was played in cold, rainy conditions. The heaviest rains held off until after the singles matches, but all three doubles matches were rained out. The singles matches were dominated by Parkside, as only one man lost his match. All but one match needed only two games. The longest match of the day was the one between Mike Roszkowski of UW-P and Frank Menon of Concordia. Roszkowski lost the first game 6-1, b ut came back to win the last two games 6-3, 6-3. As a result of these two wins, Parkside's record stands at 6-7, only one game below .500. A fter a 1-6 start, the Rangers have won five of their last six team matches. RANGER Host Bi-district tournament by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team easily won the District tournament in Green Bay May 3-5. The games against Green Bay were won 9-2 and 18-3. The women just out-hit Green Bay. The second game went only five innings because if a team scores over 10 runs in 5 innings the game ends. The women had 17 hits for 18. They got one home run, two triples and two doubles. The triples were hit by Jackie Rittmer and Renee Spear. Renee Spear also hit a double and Ann Althaus hit one. Janet Koenig was pitching that game, and she hit one over the fence for a home run, the first over the fence home run Coach Linda Draft has seen in her seven years as coach. "Weather-wise it was a great day to play ball. We hit the ball very well. It was one of our best days," Coach Draft commented. Before the District tournament, the team's luck was just good. They played two double headers, one against Valparaiso University and one against Carthage. They beat Valparaiso 4-0 and 11- 0, which also went only 5 innings In the 4-0 game Michelle Martino pitched and only gave up one hit. In the second game Valpo was out hit 5 to 1. Draft said, "Our bats were very hot, we just out hit them." Carthage suffered the same fate as Valparaiso University being out hit 12-1 and 15-1. In the second game the women had 17 hits and Laurie Hall hit a triple. The team will be spending this week preparing for the Bi-District championship being hosted by Parkside. The games will be played the best 2 out of 3. Whoever wins two will be the winner of the tournament and advance to nationals. If Parkside wins the tournament this will be the fourth year in a row they have gone to nationals. Competing with Parkside for this honor Soccer program changes by Robb Luehr - ^ Parkside's soccer program was dealt a severe blow last month when coach Hal Henderson announced that he was leaving Parkside to take the head soccer coach and trainer positions at St. Leo College in St. Leo, Florida. In his 12 years here, he has developed the Rangers into one of the best soccer teams in the Midwest. They have been in the NAIA area finals in each of the last five years and have consistently been in the top 10 nationally. Now that Henderson is leaving, there is a question of what will happen to the soccer program at Parkside. To answer that, Ranger spoke to both Henderson and Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, as well as some of the players themselves. According to Dannehl, Parkside has accepted "a lot" of applications for the position of head trainer. UW-P is also actively looking for a coach for soccer. Dannehl also said that the position will be a part-time position, at least for the time being. No mattter what the coaching situation will be, Dannehl said, "We expect the soccer program to continue pretty much the way it has. We will have the same basic schedule as before." He also said that Henderson has established a solid base from which to work and this will make transition easier. "There is no reason why the Mbcer program can't continue as it is, depending on whether or not they get a full-or part-time coach." Henderson said. "A part-time orach would not help the program. I would be disappointed if they went with a part-time man." Henderson also stated that some of the new players he recruited are going to Florida with him, and a few are coming to Parkside. There are several players .whose futures are up in . the air as of now, according to Henderson. "I believe that Parksi- * de will have a relatively strong team, but the key to the season will be a new coach." Henderson would like to see the university hire another man to do the same jobs he has done, combination trainer and coach. His ideal choice as a successor would be a former student of his, whom he didn't name. A few of the soccer players had comments about the soccer situation. Senior Don Theisen said this could be "a good change, but it is bad that he is leaving now. He built us into a respectable team." Don Matanowski, who has completed his eligibility and is staying as a student assistant trainer, said the program "is being left at a dead end. It would have been nicer if Hal had said earlier that he was leaving. There hasn't been much recruiting for us." Sophomore Jeff Fischer wasn't sure of his status because of the change. "It doesn't look good right now; I'm not sure if I'll be back." Junior Andy Buchanan stated that the soccer program "has been set back about five years." Without Henderson the Rangers "won't be competitive against Division I teams as in the past." Much of the Rangers' schedule was against Division I schools (Parkside is the only Division II school in a collegiate soccer conference consisting of five teams), and because of the lack of competitiveness against these schools, Parkside's place in the team rankings could be in jeopardy. In addition, some of next year's schedule has been cut. A few away games are being dropped from the schedule. The decision to leave is especially dificult for underclassmen. They have to choose between starting over with a new way of doing things and possibly going somewhere else with, an established program . or' leaving school altogether.- (which no one has yet to achieve in the league) is Carnegie State. One of the teams expected to give Parkside competition is Winona. So far this season they have a 21-5 record. They beat Parkside last year on our home field. This year we have the home field advantage again. One of Winona's strong points is a good hitting ball club. They also have a better record this year despite losing a key short stop and second base player. "We have more desire to beat them. Last year we went extra innings. We have a lot to prepare for, we have a real challenge on our hands," Coach Draft said. The team is ready now. They are close to their peak. Draft commented, "I think we're there. The way the bats are moving we should get the points." The games will be played at noon and 2 p.m. at Petrifying Springs on Friday. "I hope every one at Parkside will take advantage of a nice day and come and cheer us on," Draft said. NAIA nationals Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Track members qualify by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor This past weekend at the Chicago Track Club a few more memberrs of the men's track team qualified for the outdoor NAIA nationals in Kansas City, Kansas. Fred Knock achieved a new personal best in the 400 meters (quater mile). He broke the 50 second mark, a goal he's been working at for a while. His newest time is 49.8 seconds. He will be able to be a real competitor in the upcoming national competitions. Ted Miller qualified for the NAIA national marathon. He broke his personal best in the 10,000 meters by 30 seconds. He is pleased with his performance. He's also broken personal best times in the 5000 meters. Miller is capable of running at least a 2 hour 25 minute marathon. He is expected to place well at nationals. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "Right now Ted is running very strong, he does well in practice, and has been breaking personal records." He will probably compete against 30-35 runners. George Kapheim and Marie Hunt are also going to nationals. Both of them qualified a few weeks earlier at Northwestern. Both will run the 10,000 meter run (6.2 miles). Kapheim will also be running in the 5,000 meter (3.1 mi.). "Both have been running the second half of the race very strong. They are mature and have the experience for national competition. Kapheim and Hunt were at the NAIA indoor nationals earlier this season. As of now they are ranked 6th and 5th respectively. At least three of the four race walkers have qualified for the nationals also. Qualifiers are Mark Manning, Andy Kaestner and Rod Condon. Also expected to qualify is Mike Rohl. The men are expected to run well at nationals. Rosa is hoping for a top ten position in the NAIA this seeason. Next season should be competitive with added maturity, experience and depth. A tough team is in the process of building. ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Senior Middle Distance Runner DONA DRISCOLL of Muskego had an excellent week. The 3-time NAIA All- American won 3 races and took one second place. At the Whitewater Invitational on Wed., April 25. Miss Driscoll won the 800m run in her season's best of 2:21.6 and then came back 45 minutes later to win the 3000m run in 10:52.3 The following Saturday at the Elmhurst College relays, she continued her excellent work with another victory in the 800m with a fine 2:17.7 time, and again came back in the 3000m with a second place of 10:38.8. She was tied with her team mate. Sarah Hiett, but Hiett was given the victory. Over the next few weeks. Dona will be pointing for NAIA Nationals, where she plans to run the 1500m and 3000m. NOW OPEN FOR THE SUMMER SEASON. PARKSIDE UNION CAMPING RENTALS • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . 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