206 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/043bd8a6fa0bf4430e34efdc714cbeaa.pdf 3c2c933d9185a25d7603b165fea46d4e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 1, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Stiff, Corpse, Longgone found lifeless in death Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document K The Parkside GRANGER Vol. 1 No. 1 April 1, 1976 Stiff, Corpse, Longgone found lifeless in death by The Belt Buckle Kid In separate incidences, three Parkside students were found dead on campus. Found were Ted Stiff, 22, Ralph Corpse, 19, and Patricia Longgone, 24. Each was found on campus, however, their deaths were shown to be unrelated. Ted Stiff was found underneath a hot dog couch, face up with his eyes and mouth wide open in main place. It took sheriff deputies quite some time to identify the body due to the fact that his pockets had been picked. The coroner surmised that the Stiff had been suffocated by the hot dog when it rolled on top of him. Ted Stiff's body was discovered by a night security guard when he tripped over Stiff's hand protruding out from under the couch. Ralph Corpse met his maker in the cafeteria when the youth apparently mistook a paperplate for a hamburger and choked to death. Corpse, who was eating alone at the time, was later found by a friend who tapped Corpse on the shoulder and knocked him on the floor. Corpse was taken to St. Guskin speaks on Affirmative action and stereotyping of minorities. Reaper takes toll Somer's Rescue Squad, but was dead on arrival. The last and final (aren't you glad) deceased person found on campus was Patricia Longgone. The coroner's report has shown that Miss Longgone had died of drowning. She had apparently pushed the button on the water fountain too hard and suffered water inhalation through her nose and mouth, filling her lungs, and causing the drowning. Several young male students tried mouth to mouth resuscitation on the 40-24-36 Miss Longgone, but after long and valliant efforts (and a couple of cops that pulled the guys off) it was found to be to no avail. This reporter would also like to report the deaths of several minds of students who have read this article all the way through. Anyone reading this story must have a sub-moron rating and will probably die of a nervous breakdown thinking that they are the next in this series of deaths. In any case, this forthright journalist would like to wish you all an interesting April Fools Day; and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. Abolish death in our lifetime by George Papoon John "Grim" Reaper today announced his candidacy for the office of Undertaker for Kenosha County. The county includes the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, a notorious hang-out for deadbeats. When asked about this, Reaper, a noted mortician replied, "Business has never been betr ter." We interviewed Reaper at his campaign headquarters during the last full moon. Here is an expert from that interview. DeRanger: Mr. Reaper, why are you running for office? Reaper: Well, I see many problems for undertakers. We have strange hours. We work with the most mortifying aspect of the public. Worst of all, everyone acts like they're dead. DeRanger: Do you have any solution? Reaper: I'm glad you asked. My campaign slogan is "Abolish Death In Our Lifetime." That's just what I intend to do. DeRanger: How will this help? Reaper: This will solve many problems. It will save on cemetery space. But most important, it will eliminate America's number 1 killer, death. Death has robbed us of many of this country's most important people. Just look at the record. George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Jimi Hendrix, all dead. These were people who were important in the development of this country. And where are they now? Dead, that's where!! If they hadn't died, they would be alive today. DeRanger: How will you do this? Reaper: I will tax the life out of death. DeRanger: How can people help your campaign? Reaper: They can help by sending a financial contribution to "Friends of the Grim Reaper" Green Ridge Cemetery, P.O. Box 666 Hell, Michigan. Or they can volunteer their services any full moon between the hours of midnight and sunrise. Or, they can send any dear departed loved one to our campaign headquarters. It gets so lonely in that coffin during the slow periods. DeRanger: Thank you, Grim Reaper for this interesting discussion. Mr. Reaper, please put down that axe! Why do you have that crazed look in your eye? Mr. Reaper? Mr. Reap Excrement: A royal flush at UWP excrement can be broken down into a usable energy source, preferably a fuel for automobiles. They have thus far estimated that for every gallon of fuel synthesized, they must process five hundred twenty seven pounds of waste. For the great amount of raw material needed, several of the young scientists have been soliciting for donations in the Main Concourse. Says Steve Arsen, one of those collectors, "We've gotten phenomenal results. The stuff's practically being flung at us. I don't know where we're going to put it all." Up until now, the faculty offices continued on page 2 by Bill Barke By May, anyone who neglects to wear a good pair of galoshes in the upper levels of Greenquist Hall will find themselves wiping their feet quite often. Those who do not own galoshes are advised to bring a shovel. Students of Biology have themselves up to their teeth in human waste and could not be happier about it. Susan Gifford, a Life Science major exclaims, "I didn't think I could do it, but after the first baggie full, it got easier." Susan refers to a department-wide experiment being performed by Life Science students in which they will determine that human z 9Z6i 'i iwdv aaoNvaaa aaisaavd 3Hi UW-Parkside DeRANGER Corruption rules the rag EDITORIAL-OPINION Ranger relates to mission In our last editorial, we would like to vehemently ^oppose the Chancellor's decision to phase out Ranger Since we did not feel that moving our office underneath Kenosha's 6th Avenue bridge would further the Chancellor's community outreach program, he decided to begin phase out procedures on Ranger last week. It h as been rather difficult for us'working out of the quarters we share with former Dean Moy on the D2 level of t he Phy. Ed. Building, but we will continue to try to bring students the most complete news coverage possible. We recently got a hot tip that the price of jock straps is due to rise dramatically though their average size has suspiciously been decreasing. With regard to our present situtaion, Ranger would like to inform students that although the Chancellor contends that we do not relate to Parkside's industrial mission, we have done everything within our power to do so. For instance, Ranger has constantly maintained a sizable debt thus attempting to relate to area business. We've made several covert assasination attempts on high university officials wnicn were purposely botched up in order to promote our society's conception of fair play. We've even attempted to make our staff more representative of the changing social order in the modern industrial society bv recruiting several people whose sexual preferences run a little to the left off kinky, beer junky who occasionally gets into our photographic chemicals and an experienced extortionist who is amazingly adept at collecting our overdue accounts. We believe we've been unfairly judged by the Chancellor and demand a second chance. The new Ranger In The Modern Industrial Society would include among other things, a column written by the former Tidybol man entitled "What A Parkside Diploma Can Do For You!", a weekly feature series describing in detail "that special relationship" which certain faculty members have with certain Parkside students and timely quotations on the going price of cocaine. We have confidence that we can undergo this transition, however, we also had confidence in Richard Nixon and the Faculty Senate. It's all a commie plot TO THE EDITOR: I have heard about all i can stand on the subject of our responsibility towards those deranged commie mudgets we call today's high school students! Who the hell do they think they are anyway by passing the buck on us and blaming us for their lack of e ducation? What do they want, education or good learning? Anybody can learn anything anywhere. It doesn't matter what the place looks like or who the hell teaches it! If they want to learn they will! Don't tell me, i know! i went to high school and we learned the important things like 1+1- , well we learned other things two. We learned to respect our elders or we got beat up! Now they say they want to be respected two! Why you have to be a person to earn respect! Those animals! And when a teacher says that something is right, well that means it's right. In my day helping another kid was called cheating, now they call it cooperation. How do we expect our kids to live in OUR world? Competition is the only way! Pure and simple, it's the American way! Why, do you know that yesterday a teacher told my son he was wrong and a girl's answer was right? Can you believe that? A girl, smarter than my son! Why, my son has a I.Q. of 125! That means that someday he'll be president, or even better, a foreman like his old man! In my day we learned important things in school. Now they want to brainwash kids with that junk they call art. Not my son, no sir! i learned all about that brat Hamlet that that fag Shakeashere wrote about. Yeh, i remember how that brat murdered his saintly uncle while he was strung out on some commie drug with his hippy friends! I you want art why don't these kids watch my television The ParksideDeRANGER (EDITOR IN CHEF: Ma Sips (CO-NUDE EDITORS: Mike UP Michelangelo Paleolithic rEETSURE EDITOR: Buiseppe Andersen 1NTAGE EDITOR: reality swanky 5PURT EDIOTR: Jaque Short |HUSTLING MANAGER: Gunga Din. )VERSING MANAGER: Geraldo Earl Ferccini JROPE ROOM COORDINATOR: Trapper Mike |BANKRUPT MANAGER: How Many Pages RIGHTERS: jeffrey j. swencki, Bruce Wagner, Terry Maraccini, Terri Gayhart, Thomas S. Heinz, Cathy Brnak, Bill Barke, Thorn lAiello. JWRONGERS: Chancellor Guskin, The Saga Shop, COP, Security, JPSGA, Contemporary Music, Death, Life, Bicentennial, Herbert Kubly, Dinning Out, Presidential Campaigns, Advice Columns, j Research Monies, Student organizations and the entire RANGER | staff. J PORNOGRAPHERS: Trapper SnapperNapper; Gay Heart the Belt programs? Then they'll learn art, like how to stalk that most dangerous of all wild monsters, the white tailed dear! They'll learn how to blast his commie brains out! No, now they want to go see fag movies like that Romeo and his whore Juliet. Why, those too punks were nothing but cowards trying to mess up a perfectly good feud they had no buisness in! Yellow bellied bastards! i'll bet they had slanted eyes two. And now they want to pass the buck on us for bussing two! Anyone can learn anything tne neii ao 1 care wnere tney gv. » know my Lenny will never touch those commie drugs those commie teachers are feeding them. Just as long as he doesn't go with those, what you call your, miniorites. Commies that's what they are! Ain't that right? IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT, except my Lenny's! signed, a REAL CHRISTIAN and loving Parent Ant-i matter TO THE EDITOR, I am very disappointed by the failure of your paper to cover the recent Ant Colony Collectors Convention which was held at UW-P. I am really bugged by the lack of coverage because you were sent a news bulletin about a week ago (I think). The Parkside Community missed the cultural event of the season. Our guest speaker was Professor Marble Green, Doctor of Ant-ropology. Numerous types of ants were on display. Black ants, brown ants, red ants, all with Chinese ant-cestory were there along with Ant Sophie, Ant Elaine, Ant Jemima, Ant Jeannine, and a milit-ant for the IRA. It would have been to your antvantage to have attended. an ant-agonized ant-I-Lover continued from page 1 "The sun coming in those big windows would dry it all out," explains Steve, "And the material we need has to be moist and soft." John Scheisen, the faculty advisor is pleased with the students' progress and keeps in phone contact with them from his new office in the Physical Plant. "I try to keep my nose out of their business," he said. "I'm sure they have their hands full." Scheisen did, however, express some fear that the appropriation may be cut off before the experiment is finished, which would leave a question as to what to do with fifteen tons of excess excrement. Vets get untreed The annual tree plant by the UW-P Vets Club has been cancelled this ,year when it was uncovered that this year's trees were to be rubber trees. According to UW Security cadet P.I. Grope and Chancier Gooseskin, "There will be no contraceptive devices sold on this campus." Buffalo chips 1 April 1776 BISON-TENNIAL NOTE Two hundred years ago today a little known'but in-famous event took place somewhere east of Obscene, Wisconsin which was to be lost in the anals of history. It was duped with the brave name THE BATTLE OF YELLOW SNOW. A detachment of Marines (very detached) came across a watermelon patch during a blinding snow storm, and a lack of can openers for their C-rations. The patch was heavily guarded by a flock of Red Coats, no soldiers-just red coats. Since both sides' flags had been encrusted with snow each thought the other had surrendered. They joined in a thanksgiving feast and gorged themselves on ale soaked watermelon till their bladders SNOWhenCethe name THE BATTLE 0F YELLOW And that's the way it was, two hundred years ago. These Bison-tennial minutes have been brought to you by the UW-P urinology department. DON'T ASK BILL by Bill Barke Dear Bill: A very good friend of mine approached me the other niaht at a restaurant where I was having supper with my best girl just before a IKavy d ate He told me was thinking of committing suicide and pleaded with me to talk to him. Bill, he's a great guy, and it's a gas to chum around with him, but I was really put off b y this morbid disnlav He was nearly sobbing, and it made me very uncomfortable so T politely but firmly told him to get lost, and remarked in no uncertain terms how annoyed I felt about his ill-mannered intrusion into mv socia life. My girl later told me that it almost ruined her evening but I didn't think it was that serious. I felt that I did the right thing to sending that clown on his way, but what if he persists? -Faithful but Firm Friend Dear Faithful: I certainly think you did the right thing, and it is apparent to me that your friend needs a lesson in social etiquette. His rude behavior is simply a sign of immaturity. Your verbal reprimand sounds delightful. Keep it up and maybe you'll get through to this character Also, if your girl is still disturbed about the incident, tell her the guy is a queer or something. That should explain his crude performance in front of her. Dear Mr. Barke, How is a girl supposed to tell her boyfriend that she's sick of his constant pawing, and vulgar gestures (which would be obvious to anyone) at all hours of the day and in all manner of company? -Manhandled Dear Manhandled: I give up. How? Dear Bill, I've read your column many times and never thought I'd write to you myse lf, but I'm desperate. I'm sick of living. I guess that's as simple as I can make it. I am utterly depressed most of the time, and I don't know where to turn. I pray every night to keep my sanity but I can feel my mind going. I feel as though even God has abandoned me. Please answer my letter promptly, Bill. Give me some advice. You're one of my last hopes. I have only one other friend who I really depend on otherwise. If y ou don't help me, he probably could, though I don't know if I have the guts to face him. Help me, Bill, because if he doesn't understand my problem, I may snuff it for good. -Lost Dear Lost: I got your letter a month ago, and have done some serious thinking. You ask for a solution "promptly," but your problem can't be solved in a moment's time. Look, you shouldn't be so down. Be happy. Life is too short. We all have blessings to be counted. Think about that. By the way, you didn't tell me if y ou are an alcoholic or not. If y ou are, I would suggest that you look into Al-Anon. peace Wwvyvwwww^wflAwvwwMmwwvw 9Z6i 'i iudv aaoNvaaa aaisaavd 3H± Z Prevents Wednesday, March 31 Oldman Center: a pornography reading sponsored by the Parkside Pagan Fellowship at 2 a.m. Movie: "Shallow Thrust" 3 p.m. in SAB. Thursday, April 1 Main Place: The finals of the national wheelchair race will be held. The pacechair will be driven by George Wall-ace. Movie: "The Devil in Miss Jones" at 3 p.m. in the SAB. Also to be shown in Ch ancer Gooseskin's office by invitation only. Friday, April 2 Skuller: A milk drinking contest sponsored by student farmers. Cows will be furnished by Sunny Brook Farm. Contest begins at 4 p.m. and the utter winners will be announced. CAT Theater: Lecture; "The Fine Art of Riot Control" given by the Chicago 7. at 7, Admission is a buck $2.80. Saturday, April 3 Theater: An original play by Hurburt Cuply. "It Was," A one man play starring Huburt Cuply. Admission free at 2. Sunday, April 4 Theater: Huburt Cuply tries it again. Free all day, night, etc. Monday, April 5 Deranger Office: Deranger staff will judge the entries for the Bisontennial contest. First prize will be a free Bison. Tuesday, April 6 Hashish sale: sponsored by Parkside Students for a Greener America. Over the concourse all day, night, tomorrow. Main Place: Frisbee throwing contest using soggy burgers at 3 p.m. Loser must eat burgers used. VWWWVWVWWfWVWAWiW Sa Ga serves edibles Due to the high cost of sawdust, rodent hairs, and non-recycleable paper the food service will begin using beef fillers in their hamburgers. "I know it will be hard on our customers for a while but they will just have to 'bite the bullet'." commented manager Sa Ga Burgomaster. "But we will try to make it easier by adding lead to the paper mache buns," he added while pouring more kerosene into the french-fry grease. Classifieds FOUND: One pound of grass. Owner need not identify, or claim. SEEKING EMPLOYMENT: Three professors, ex friends of the Chancellor. FOR SALE (CHEAP): One slightly used DERANGER Editor. She h as no arms, no legs, but she walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile. Live Rock on Friday and Saturday Nights "Back by popular demand. Paramount recording artists' at the Back Door Racine Motor Inn's New The Action Spot (formerly Sack the Great Lakes Room) • Foosball Tables • Drinking and Dancing Doors Open 7:00 Music starts 8:30 '1.00 Cover 633-3551 6th at Main R A C I N E ^^JVIOTOR INN HITCH-HIKING PERMITTED!!! ...anything it takes to truck on over to London Colour... Planning Spring Portraits? Call on London now for creativity in photography...outdoors or in In Kenosha COP terminated In an unprecedented move last night .Chancer Guskin arm wrestled the entire COP staff. This was done following a proposal and heated discussion that arm wrestling does not hold enough interest to be offered as a major within the School of Modern Industry. s "It was as simple as shaking hands," Guskin commented while signing termination papers for the three COP members who beat him. fr 9Z6i 'i iudv aaoNvaaa 3ais>iavd B HI Hell, no c's ZJL ' VxjjL, 4 RETRACT yearly from student government by Guiseppe Bartholomew Due to the instant success of o ur trip to Kansas City, we are now sponsoring a trip around the world for those students who wish to go along with the president, the senate, and the work-study help. It will only cost $40 for the bus, and most expenses will be paid. If anyone wishes to join the travel center committee, he can sign up at the SPAG office, Wyllie 18 No., and turn in 95 signatures of those students who want to go along on the trips to be sponsored by the SPAG travel center. In case you weren't around or in Marrakesh at the time, the members of SPAG are now not available at the following times: MON. 9-9; TUES. 9-12; WED. 8-7; THURS. 8-7; and FRI 94. See our secretary in the SPAG office Wyllie 18 No. if you're lucky to find her in at all, to make an appointment to see anyone of us. Burnt jive live "Amazing," I said as I finished listening to side one of Kissween Live. I mean like wow! this music is really together and they're a new band! So I flipped over the album and mazed the volume on may Z'yre's complete home stereo system. As the music stunned my senses, I began wondering what gives Kisswueen that really heavy English sound? So I checked out the album and discovered that 3 out of the 4 musicians were British Va Wow! that took a load off my mind, so I just settled back and started diggin' the tunes again. Listening intently to the guitarist, I then realized why I liked side two better than side one. The guitarist was playing five chords instead of four! I mean like this dude is really cookin' and he's only been playing four years, as he is the youngest member of the band. Oh Yeah, the band since I'm a reviewer, I'm supposed to give you the stats. On drums, the man himself, Lenny Ludwig, his schooling in the art ranging from his high school concert band to the Tenth Avenue Drum and Bugle Corp in which he played lead roll. The keyboard man is Mickey (Mooged out) Ganja, a laid back dude who floated into the band and is still floating. I've heard through the music grapeline that all he says to anybody who approaches him is "Light up or leave," a true extrovert displayed through his intricate life style. The bit bass player, Stanley (Peruvian Flake) Snow, basically just hangs out and writes a lot of the songs, including "Just on Toast," and Muffling Sin diver," two excellent cuts as they're titles depict. Last but not least, Juan (Wiz) Snort, imported from Columbia for undisclosed reasons, brining many connections from the South American circuit with him. I've heard that his talent comes from having fried out inner nostrils resulting in the loss of smell, therefore possessing a high concentration of e ar power. Yes, yes, indeed this seems to be the band of revolutionary means in the world of music. Four highly established musicians combining their talents for remarkably loud album. You might say, they all spoon out of the same bowl at breakfast (lunch and dinner). But why do I dig on them so much? I keep asking myself this question brushing away the cobwebs of my mind. What class of music should I shelve them in? Possibly Kiss, maybe Sweet, no, I'll bet on Queen. I've always got off on cares anyway. If you would like to become a groupie, send applications to: Gertrude Ganaranga, sypheleticy Blvd., N.Y., NY 00189. All applications must show proof that you have aone mutated strain of V.S.D. And I thank you dear people who read this for now you are warped too. Terminated alphabet-- Jocks sacked or faculty in the soup nATRT.TNF.. Anril 1st - * AND A LARGE SELECTION OF WESTERN SHIRTS AT DATELINE- April 1st Parkside Ranger News Service - There is great speculation today that the masterminds of Parkside's highly successful basketball program, namely head coach Steve Stephens and assistant coach Rudy Collum, are leaving Parkside, effective at the end of this semester. Both, reportedly, are headed for Tulane University in New Orleans, La. Tulane's former coach, Charlie Moir, resigned so he could take the coaching job at Virginia Tech, replacing Don DeVoe. Stephens has been the mentor at Parkside since the basketball program began. This past season his club made it to .the NAIA Nationals in Kansas City, Mo. for the second straight year, compiling a 24-7 r ecord. Asked about the possible defection, Stephens said, "I'd have to give great consideration to the Tulane offer. It's a fine school, a nice area to live, and the people I've talked with are very nice. Also, I'm a bit concerned about a few of the developments here." The last statement by Stephens apparently was in reference to the fact that the University of Wisconsin in Madison hired *the first blck head coach in Big Ten history. Under former coach John Powless, Wisconsin failed to attract good black players at a consistent rate. Bill Cofield, the new coach there, is expected to pick-up recruiting of black athletes, from areas like Chicago. Previously, such areas have been a gold-mine of talent for Parkside. The competition in recruiting from Parkside's "big brother" school could hamper Ranger prospects. Although no names have been mentioned yet as to a possible replacement, should Stephens and Collum leave, a source close to athletic department brass said, "It wouldn't be a bit surprising to see a coach picked who will try to heavily recruit strong, white players and more area players for the fans to relate to. The evential 'goal' would be to have teams on a par with other state schools like Eau Claire, Platteville, and such." Those schools, it should be noted, make a habit of using predominately white ballplayers. The source, in this exclusive statement, told Ranger: "These actions, if implemented, would not be to shun the balck athlete. It just stands to reason that Madison now will attain the type of ath lete Parkside has recruited in the past. After all, it's embarrassing for a huge campus like that to have an inferior team to one of its small, young campuses." So...right now Parkisde is hoping to retain its present staff and try to recruit as close to normal as possible. The past successes are an asset, as would be Gary Cole getting drafted high by the pros. But, only time will tell what happens next. .When contacted later today, Parkside's athletic director, Dr. Wayne Dannehl, said, "This will all pass over by tomorrow I think. After all, this is April Fool's Day!" That comment has been confirmed by this article. Finally, Sports Information Director (SID) Don Ko-riva commented, "I'm glad to say I didn't send out releases on this rumored report. I'd be one redfaced SID!" As we were walking along the concourse last week, a disguised member of o ur distinguished administration handed us this work of a rt. On it w as the following; THESE ARE THE FACULTY RUMORED TO BE TERMINATED: Amin, Omar Ammann, Richard Balsano, Richard Barone, David Beach, David Bedford, Frances Bedford, Emmett Beetham, Sam Behroozi, Feredoon Bell, Carol Bell, Tim othy It went on like that until about 150-200 names of faculty covered the canva s. We didn't know what was going on until we read the last ah, name on the sheet Fool, April ! Where does she teach? Is this another withheld bit of informa tion? (I thought I saw another person skulking around the Communication Arts Building during strange hours.) "CONVERSATIONS FROM WINGSPREAD" Peabody Award Programs Sundays, 8:05 p.m. WRJN - AM - 1400 April 4 The United States & Europe April 11 Preserving Our Heritage (Wisconsin) April 18 The American Indian & His Heritage April 25 United States - China Relations |(tapes of previous programs available at Wyllie Learning Center D-177) P.A.B. Film Series Presents "MEL BROOKS'COMIC MASTERPIECE? - Hollis Alpert. SATURDAY REVIEW Thurs. April 1 . 7:30 pm S.A.B. Fri. April 2 - 8:00 pm S.A.B. Sun. April 4 - 7:30 pm S.A.B. Admission *1.00 Beer will be served Parkside & Wise, Id's Required Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 4, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Timothy Bell stabbed Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Timothy Bell stabbed by Mick Andersen Timothy. Bell, assistant professor of music, was stabbed by an unidentified assailant as he was concluding a jazz appreciation course at 11:15 a.m., Tuesday, at Parkside. A suspect was apprehended by campus security as he was walking from the campus towards Wood Road. Eyewitnesses, who prefer to remain unidentified, agreed that after Bell was wounded he asked, this for?" The perwas alleged to have "You know what it's "What's petrator replied, for." Juan Flores, student assistant at the Health Office and former military corpsman, said that it was not possible to determine how deep the wound was in Bell's lower right abdomen. Security rushed Bell to St. Catherine's Hospital. Edith Isenberg R.N., campus nurse, said that Bell's condition appeared to be stable. A campus concern Sexism discussed Robinson, Boisse speak on merger by Bruce Wagner The budget priorities advisory committee is in the process of recommending to the Chancellor that the University merge the Library and Learning Center. RANGER talked to the directors involved last week. Learning Center director Beecham Robinson seemed to favor the merger because some administrative monies would be diverted from the combined budget to hire staff positions. However, Robinson was still concerned about the capacity of the Library to work with faculty and others and encourage the general population of the University to use the non-print media available through the learning center. He was concerned about the capability of the Library personnel to learn about the "state of the art" available in non-print media in order to decide which equipment would be best for acquisition by the university. Library director Joseph Boisse was certain he could handle the responsibility of all this, due to the practical experience that he had while working in Vermont as the assistant state librarian. The justification and advocacy of t his nature could be done, he assured RANGER, through the Library's public services division. The learning center's media production center, as well as the new distribution center, would with the elimination of the administrative funding of one of the two areas, receive another specialist in the area of fil m, and the Library would receive another specialist in the area of bibliography. This is an advantage for both facilities in that more positions would be made available because the monies for an administrator and secretary would be diverted to the staff positions. The University will, however, have to find some position for Grade inflation not a problem by Mick Andersen The increasing concern nationwide over the possibility of grade inflation, or "soft" grading practices surfaced at the U.W. Parkside campus recently with some fairly surprising, and reassuring, results. David Vogt, director of Information Analysis, conducted a survey of recent grading practices of academic units at Parkside, trying to establish whether or not Parkside has been following the trend toward higher grades evidenced at a number of universities across the nation. In his report Vogt said that grade inflation "has apparently not been a problem for U.W. Parkside," at least in the last six semesters. The report shows the average grade point on campus has actually decreased slightly in the period between the Spring 1973 semester and that of the Fall of 1975. Vogt gave two possible explanations for the grade "deflation": "either our grading practices have remained stable and the academic ability of our students has decreased slightly or our student body has remained academically stable and we have suffered a small amount of grade "deflation."" The School of Modern Industry's average grade point, it noted, has been below that of the campus average for three of the past six semesters. The closeness of the College of Science and Society's average grade point and the campus average is rooted in the fact that CSS has awarded 80 percent to 86 percent of the total number of grades A through F during the six semester period. A divisional breakdown shows that the average grade points of Education, Engineering Sciences and Humanities have been higher than the campus average, while those of Science and Social Science have been consistently lower. Business Management was lower in four of the six semesters and Labor Economics ranked lower except in the Fall of 1973. A breakdown by discipline places Education, Physical Education, and Music in an average grade point bracket consistently above 3.0. German ranked the highest average grade point in any one semester with an average of 3.96 in the Spring of 1974. In the fall of 1975, Science, History, Anthropology, Earth Science, Psychology, and Geography had average grade points of less than 2.40. The final report on grade inflation is not classified. However this reporter was unable to secure the raw data giving an instructor by instructor breakdown of grading practices. The reason given for refusal to disclose the undifferentiated results was that the results "venture into the personnel area." This refusal to release information prevents correlative studies on such issues as how individual grade inflation relates to other variables like class size enrollment, student evaluation of instruction and differences in the continued on pg. 3 Robinson since he is to be tenured as soon as the Chancellor sends the recommendation to the Board of Regents. A Committee of Principal's recommendation will be implemented as a Center of Excellence in Undergraduate Education, which will affect the Learning Center's actions, by making their instructional productions more effective. by Mick Andersen The drumbeat is growing over the issue of sexism and the lack of women faculty at Parkside. One specific area of concern is the probable absence of women in the new Social Science Division next fall, a result of Chancellor Alan Guskin's recent decision on position allocations. Many people, students and faculty alike, are concerned that there will be a resulting lack of women role models on campus, and that because women can not be educated effectively without women faculty, there may be a decrease in the number of women at Parkside who choose to pursue a career in the Social Sciences. Marion Mochon, assistant to the Vice Chancellor, stated that there has been no impact research done on the effects of sexism at Parkside, particularly as it relates to women students. Mochon said that there has been data sent to Central Administration on women and their role as employees at Parkside, but that this has been limited strictly to affirmative action The Parkside concerns. In an interview with Chancellor Alan Guskin he reiterated his commitment "to get women on the tenure track." Guskin said that his position allocations did not interfere with the mobilitv of anv women currently on the tenure track and that three of the four recent elevations to tenure track status were given to women. He said that faculty in non-tenure positions should not assume that they will necessarily be rehired, and that if th ey are it is because their positions continue to reflect the University's mission. "We need first-rate people and we need their skills," Guskin stated, "That is what position allocation is all about." When asked if he wasn't concerned about the projected absence of women in the Social Sciences Guskin said," Yes, yes I am concerned, but I don't want to limit it to the Social Sciences. I'm concerned about the lack of women generally." "There is nobody on campus who has a stronger commitment to women than I do," Guskin asserted. "I am willing to stand on my record." RANGER Vol. IV. No. 27 April 7, 1976 AVERAGE GRADE POINT S DISCIPLINE S p r i n g 197*4 F a l l 1 97 *4 Spr i n g 1975 F a l l ENGINE ERING SCI ENCE 1 9 7 5 2 . 9 7 2 . 8 1 2 . 7 1 — \Y ( -> 2 72 BUS INES S MANAGEMENT 2 . 6 1 2 . 5 / 2 . 6 5 c • >L LABOR E CONOMI CS 2 6 ? 2 . 1 6 2 . 3 6 2.*4 *4 2 57 TOTAL S MI 2 . 6 8 2 . 6 0 2 . 6 5 AO/ 2 . 6 * 4 EDUCAT ION 3 .H 3 . 2 9 3 . 2 6 3 2 ? PHYSICAL EDUCATION 3 . 3 6 3 . 3 8 3 .3 9 -J • L TOTAL E DUCAT ION 3 3 0 3 . 2 7 3 . 3 5 3 . 3 3 J,» JV 3 . 2 7 HUMANIT I E S 2 . 5 0 2 . * 4 9 2 . 8 1 2 * 4 5 ART s 2 - 9 7 2 . 7 7 2 . 8 7 A t 2. 6 3 COMMUNICATIONS 2 . 6 7 2 . 6 8 2 . 7 1 2 67 ENGLI SH & AME R . LANGUAGE 2 . 6 7 2 . 5 7 2 . 6 7 A ' L>j 2 * 47 FRENCH 2 . 9 8 2 . *42 2 , 9 5 b • " / GERMAN 2 8 7 3 . 9 6 2 . 9 2 3 . 0 7 —, A.« 9 L . 2 86 MUS IC 3 - 2 9 3 . 3 * 4 3 . 3 3 3 2 0 PHI LOSOPHY 2 . 8 3 2 . 5 2 2 . 7 2 2 *48 SPANI SH 3 . 0 6 2 . 5 7 2 . 9 5 2 58 APPLIED MUS I C 3 . 1 ' / 3.07 3. 35 3 08 TOTAL HUMANI T IES 2 . 8 6 2 . 7 2 2 . 8 7 iiwv 2. 6 6 SCIENCE 3 . 5 0 1 . 9 7 1 *42 CHEMISTRY 2 . 6 1 2 . * 4 8 2. *48 2 .*4*4 EARTH SCIENCE 2 . 3 5 2 . 2 0 2 . 3 1 2 32 LIFE SCIENCE 2 . 6 9 2 . * 4 0 2 . 5 0 2 53 MATHEMATIC S 2 . 6 0 2 .39 2 . 50 2 * 4 7 PHYSI C S 2 , 6 5 2. 5 3 2 . 6 6 A » 7 .1 2 57 PSYCHOLOGY 2,30 _ 2 . 5 3 2 . 6 2 2 39 MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY - - TOTAL S CIENCE 2 . 5 3 - 2, * t l 2 . 5 1 2 . UU SOCIAL SCIENCF 2 . 7 5 3 . 0 0 . 2 . 8 8 \— ANTHROPOLOGY 2 , 5 3 2 . 2 9 2 . 2 9 2 1L ECONOMICS 2 . 3 9 2 . 5 1 2 . 5 * 4 2 5 3 GEOGRAPHY 2 . 6 6 2.50 2 . 5 3 2. 3 5 HI S TORY 2 . 2 6 2 . 1 9 2 . 1 6 2 . 2 2 POLITICAL SCIENCE 2. 6 3 2 . 5 8 2. * 4 l 2 55 SOCIOLOGY 2 . 7 2 2 . 2 8 2.30 2 50 TOTAL S OC SCI . 2 . 5 * 4 2 . 3 8 2 . 3 8 2- * 4 l TOTAL CS S 2.7^ 2 . 6 * 4 2 . 7 9 2 . 6 2 TOTAL UWP tmmi ^ ^ 6 * 4 _ ^ 9 2 . 6 2 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER A p r i l 7, 1 9 7 6 Ranger goes to WCLU Public info: an Not wishing to sound repetitious. Ranger must once again complain that we've been denied information which we assume to be public. Added to our list of documents which we cannot obtain, is the raw data used to compile the grading practices report which is mentioned on the front page. The report itself contains information concerning grade inflation and grade point averages for the separate disciplines. The raw data would further delineate these averages down to the level of i ndividual classes or professors. This type of information could be used to compute data showing comparisons between tenured versus untenured faculty and small versus arge classes. With the addition of student evaluation data, it could be determined whether or not there was a correlation between professors who give high grades and those who receive high student evaluations. The results of s uch a study could prove to be quite interesting, but once again the information is not available, the stated reason being that it ventures into personnel matters. It appears that deeming information "confidential" has become the rule rather than the exception at Parkside. One wonders when our own individual grades will become confidential information. After all, those grades are evaluations which faculty members are required to make as part of their job, and aside from that, they may have some reflection on the teaching ability of the individual professors. Students grades should obviously be considered a personnel matter and God knows that students have no business prying into personnel matters. This logic is EDITORIAL/OPINION endless replay essentially the same as that used to deny Ranger certain information. When Chancellor Alan Guskin first came to Parkside he made a promise in his Convocation speech: "We will have an open and responsive administration that will enable faculty and students to feel that they will be treated fairly." The only problem with the administration's responsiveness is that as of late the response has tvoicallv been "No," and the feeling of being treated fairly is quickly diminishing. Ranger dislikes having to repetitively complain about the same issue (confidential information) but has found it to be a recurring problem which we've had considerable difficulty rectifying. In that we have been ineffective in obtaining certain documents on our own, and since we have not been given an acceptable reason as to why we've been denied access, Ranger has found it necessary to go to the Wisconsin Civil Liberties Union for assistance. The chairperson of the Racine-Kenosha chapter has sent a letter to Chancellor Guskin in our behalf. With regard to the four different documents which Ranger has been denied, the letter states that it's the opinion of his chapter that these should be considered open under chapter 19.21 of the Wisconsin State Statutes. It requests that the Chancellor provide his opinion on the matter, and that in the case that an acceptable solution is not worked out, there would be consideration of filin q leqal action. Ranger sincerely hopes that an acceptable solution can be worked out. In the meantime, we wait for a response. Vlach on evaluations To Parkside Students: As one of the students on the Academic Policies Committee, I would like to inform you of the Committee's recommendation to the University Committee calling for a review of the issue of making student evaluations of faculty public information. Having voted in favor of this recommendation, I was somewhat amused to see in last week's RANGER the espousal of "a very effective plan that will allow students the opportunity to have a voice in the quality of the faculty" by two certain candidates. This plan was no less than a promise by them to obtain all the evaluation forms filled out by students, and then in summer to "compile the data from those sheets and have it published" for use by students in selecting courses next fall! I am impressed by their apparent dedication to slave over the forms sheet-by-sheet in the summer, but I really feel that such a course is not only unnecessary, but probably won't occur. For the most part, the compilation of the data is now done by computer, except with the essay evaluations used in the Humanities Division, which are summarized within that division. continued on pg. 3 Goetz cries 'foul' To the Editor: I've read a statement contained in your front page article of the March 31 issue on the Library and Learning Center merger with horror. In that article you have taken my statement out of context with the implication that being innovative had and should have a lower priority than tangible goods. Your statement that cries out for clarification states, "Goetz also stated that tangible goods had a much higher priority than being innovative." Actually, as the record will show, I was one of the few who dissented from the merger landslide and was attempting to raise the argument that a vote in favor of merger was a vote against the Learning Center and all the innovation such an operation was to stimulate. My concern relates to the future when a hard choice will continue to be made between the fixed tangible goods (books and periodicals) vs. intangible goods - innovation - I fear the loss of support for innovation without the voice of an advocate from a productive Learning Center function. Merger, for me clouds the issues and competition for funds with the danger that to fund the tangible needs (books and periodicals) the intangible (innovation) will be hurt. Sincerely, Gary Goetz Director of Budget Planning and Analysis t?E VCJE BBEVBE Candidate clarifies views To the students: Because of personal attacks by my opponents for president and vice president of P.S.G.A., I would like to defend myself in this letter. The proposal that I made to the Senate that recommended that the Council of Student Organization report to the Executive Branch was only an attempt to get that group started. It has been one year that the Senate has had this responsibility and the group has not had one meeting and is not organized yet. After bringing the issue up to the senate's attention it yvas b rought out that they were finally getting them together for the first meeting. The following week I withdrew the proposal. It was withdrawn before the deadline for articles in the Ranger were due, so the reservations about the proposal by my opponent are not an issue because the proposal does not exist. I hope that the students at Parkside realize that the easiest way of defeating someone in an election is to try to destroy any credability of an apponent. I have been running this campaign on issues and projects I feel are important and good for Parkside. My opponents have made me the issue. It is now one week before the election and my opponents are just now coming up with a platform. I don't think I need to say more to get the point across. I am involved in student projects because it is the kind of work I do best. If I have any talents, I have them in organizing and working on issues and projects. I may make a wri decision or one in which oth disagree with, but that does make me less of a person 01 dishonest one. ThankY Kai Christian IS Candidate for Presidi of P.S.G The Parkside Ksasris-as?-" COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry ' FEATURE EDITOR- Mirk Ami ADVERTISING MANAGER- Gprrv ITo U Thomas A. Merriam^reT Jotao"18!)- ^ NeU' Cari Terri Gayhart, R„n Parker David » ^ Carlson' University of Wisconsin-Parkside who arIn Studt editorial policy and content Editor^ ! y responsi Newsroom 553-2295 ' al and Business Vlach speaks But beyond this procedural matter, Kai Nail and Rusty Tutlewski might find it difficult to obtain the results because they won't be given them. According to their letter, one might be misled to believe that obtaining permission to publish the results is relatively simple. No way! As it stands now, every Academic Division uses a separate evaluation form. The perogative of publishing the results rests with each division (which both the Business and Science Divisions have done in the past, which isn't too wellknown). Assuming the division decides not to publicize them, then it is the option of each faculty member to publicize his or her own. No one can force them to publicly disclose their own evaluation summaries. According to Vice Chancellor Bauer, making a student's grades public violates the student's privacy as protected under the Buckley Amendment. His position in regards to faculty evaluations (which are part of every faculty personnel file) is that publication of them without consent of the faculty member (CT ' continued from pg. 2 would similarly infringe on his or her privacy. And until this policy changes, students can not obtain the evaluation results. I suggest that all students who favor the publication of the evaluation summaries make their wishes known either to me by leaving note of your view in the PSGA office or by contacting any other member of the APC when the matter is formally reviewed. Hopefully, this will occur within a few weeks, but is is doubtful whether this semester's summaries would be available by fall even if publication is recommended. If the present policy remains, Kiyoko Bowden, whose running mate I am, and I will recommend if we're elected that PSGA sponsor evaluations concurrently with those now used, except perhaps where a division may already make the results known. This will enable a student to select their elective courses on this basis (What good are the results, really, if a required course is only taught by one person?). This is not an empty promise. Thank you. Robert G. Vlach Candidate for Vice President, PSGA Inc. 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For further information, call Denny Handrow, executive director of Camp Anokijig, at 634-1994 or stop in at the Racine YMCA. SETTERS 2 ™». old, champion b oodhne, wormed, trained, AKC registered, $100. Call Dinesh Sharma (608) 221 4149, FOR SALE: '73Comet 6cyl.,automatic, air cond., extra sharp, best offer. Call after 5:30 p.m. 694 3639. EUROPE k.:%\ Id Ft fei!1 iree 800-325-4867 Un-.Travel Charters Grades continued from pg. 1 grading practices between tenured and non-tenured faculty. Marion Mochon, assistant to the Vice Chancellor, stated, "There have been no coorelative studies on these issues to my knowledge." She added that the Vogt report can be criticized on the basis that it did not weight the number of grades according to the amount of credit given. Because of this one-credit modular courses received as much statistical consideration as did five-credit lab courses. HEY PARKSIDE!! Oly Draft is Here "Its the Water® OLYMPIA BREWING COMPANY OlY MPiA • ST. PAUL Diet. by C.J.W. 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Great for lunch, cosmetics, overnight gear, what-have-you. Take it to the beach, to the slopes. Lightweight carryall for anything, anywhere. Only $2.50 each. 1^ ueuu ur: —tore oags ^ For each one, here is $2.50 (check or money order). Dannon Yogurt, P.O. Box 2347, Reidsville, North Carolina 27322 Send me Everything Sacks Send me Tote Bags Name Address I City state -Zip. Good only in U S A. Void where prohibited. Add local taxes I where applicable. Offer expires June 30,1976. 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER Apri l 7, 1976 Candidates answer Kiyoko Bowden, 28 is a candidate for President of PSGA. She already has a B.A. in history and is now going for teaching certification in secondary education in history and a degree in psychology. She was previously Secretary of Parkside Drug Quarters and is presently a justice on the student court. Bowden is also serving as the only student voting member on the task force for implementation of the Committee of Principal's report. Kai Nail, 21, is a candidate for President of PSGA. He is a sophomore majoring in philosophy and is presently Vice President of PSGA and president of the Concerned Students Coalition. Nail has previously served as Manager of the CSC food co-op which he was instrumental in organizing and has also been a member of various committees including the Campus Concerns Committee, the Segregated Fees Committee and the search and screen committee which hired three counselors last year. . . I t has been char g e d that the P SGA doesn' t r e a l l y do anything. There also seems to have been problems with absences at meetings and a great turnover of s enators throughout the year. How would you respond to these problems? by Kiyoko Bowden and Robert Vlach It is grossly unfair to characterize PSGA as a do-nothing body. This and last semester PSGA has sponsored hearings on the University System Disciplinary Guidelines and on the composition of the Union Operating Board. PSGA has since reached an agreement with the administration over the membership of the UOB, which will oversee the use of the new Union. Elections to this body will be held for the first time ever, and already more candidates have appeared than there exist vacancies. Winterfest was held for the first time, and PSGA intends to make it an annual event. The Allocations Committee, for the most part an elective body, has deliberated over the Segregated Fee Budget for the first time ever. New amendments to the PSGA constitution have been adopted by the Senate, and are now up for approval by the students. This is by no means a complete listing of past PSGA accomplishments, and Kiyoko and I intend to expand further PSGA's involvement. Problems such as absences of Senators at the meetings, or vacant seats, or the large turnover of membership, occur for various reasons. Sometimes, people aren't really concerned with what's going on, or they have extended themselves too far and can't attend meetings. Either they've resigned or are absent. Perhaps the Senate could require excused absences, but this would have to be left up the Senate. Another reason for frequent absences is frustration over how the meetings are chaired. We will abide by parliamentary procedure, the Senate rules, and the appropriate sections of the PSGA, Inc. Constitutions in conducting the meetings. by Kai Nail and Rusty Smith Tutlewski In the area of s tudent service projects, the charge is correct. We think that the present system and the Senate are part of t he problem. The three Senate Committees (Housing, Health Services and Student Services) that deal with the project area of P.S.G.A. have not had a committee meeting in 6 months. As a result, P.S.G.A. has not produced in this area. This problem can be solved internally. P.S.G.A. is the only three branch form of government, that we know of, that has the Legislative Branch both legislating and executing the projects and programs of P.S.G.A. We think the solution is to share the responsibilities of executing P.S.G.A. projects with the Senate. This would put the Executive Branch in their proper place in the governmental system, but would keep the two groups working together. Senate attendance and turnover is a major problem. The only way we could hope to solve this problem is by working hard on the projects we would like to see P.S.G.A. take up, thereby increasing interest and involvement in P.S.G.A. We would not suggest any changes in the Senate itself. That issue should be answered by candidates for the Senate. ..Why are you r unning for p r e s i dent and wh y do you think you can do a better job than your opponents? Kiyoko Bowden, I am running for President of PSGA in order to offer the students the opportunity to choose between myself, a candidate committed to a strong Senate, or an individual who, at least in the past, has appeared to be committed to the creation of an Executive bureaucracy. Of utmost importance to any individual running for President of PSGA is the ability to keep an open mind to diverse and frequently conflicting opinions; I believe I can. In the past disputes over issues have degenerated into personality clashes which carried bitter feelings into the next discussion of issues. I will concentrate on the issues! If e lected I will seek to bring the individuals concerned with the issues together, rather than driving the hope of compromise away. Robert Vlach, I'm seeking the Vice Presidency with the intention of conducting the meetings impartially. I don't have any desires to use the chair as a podium for my own views. I also intend to cooperate closely with the Senate and the President of PSGA, r ather than to work at cross purposes. I intend to do this by discussing the views to an issue before they erupt into an open disagreements that weaken PSGA's effectiveness. I do not know Rusty Tutlewski well enough to discuss her qualifications. I do know, though, that Kai Nail had considered several people before he selected her. One of them was my running mate, Kiyoko Bowden, who politely refused any such offer, and who Kai Nail knew was an announced presidential candidate. But I do believe that I am more familiar with the issues and PSGA operations than is my opponent, having been a Senator since February, 1975. Kai Nail, I am running for president of P.S.G.A. because there are projects and programs that I feel are important for the students at Parkside and I feel that I have the experience, qualifications and energy that will get these projects going at Parkside. in projects and organizations at Parkside for the last two years and have proven that I can get the job done as in my work with the Co-op Food Club. I also have shown that I have a commitment to Parkside and do not drop out when things get tough. I do not know my opponents that well and they have not printed their platform as of April 2 and I do not feel I should or could evaluate them Rusty Tutlewski, I seek the office of Vice President of P.S.G.A. because there are certain projects I want to see inacted at Parkside. Namely, a co-op Bookstore, students seated on contract committees and publication of the Faculty Evaluation Forms. I can't speak why I would do a better job than my opponents because I don't know them very well and as yet have heard nothing about their platforms, attitudes or goals. I will work to bring the legislative and executive branches of P.S.G.A. together to work more harmoniously for the betterment of Parkside, striving to find more efficient and expedient methods of conducting business. Meetings will be presided over according to Robert's Rules of Order, in a fair and impartial manner allowing equal voice to all viewpoints! I seek student support and ideas both during and after the elections. An advisory board consisting of students from all areas of the University will be formed to accomplish this. I have several years experience in retail management, confidence in my abilities, and am willing to work hard to attain my goals. Lawrence Tripp, candidate for President was unavailable for photos or comment. Since we've been unable to contact him, we'd like to use this space to urge him to come in to be interviewed for the Ranger endorsement. The interview is at 6:30 this Wednesday night. PLEASE CONTACT RANGER OFFICE. by Lawrence Tripp I would never go so far as to say student governments never accomplish anything. They have a purpose in existing and many are very effective. But I would say Parkside's student government fails to follow a clear path which only competent leadership can rectify. In dealing with the problem of absences at senate meetings, if elected president of PSGA, I personally would undertake a research project involving all the members of the senate in hopes of fi nding a common time the majority of senate members would be free from all other obligations to attend meetings. From that same project I would derive a time period when each senator would spend time in the student government office so that the office would be open to any and all students all day long. Frequent turnovers of senators can be directly related to their lack of interest in the student government to begin with. I would implement a program that recruits the aid of P arkside's faculty in stressing the importance of student government to incoming freshmen. It is to the advantage of the faculty to have their fields represented in a body which can be made an influential voice in dealing with the administration. The reason I have decided to run is the importance I place on involvement. I'm tired of see ing the students' money spent without the students receiving direct benefits in return. To do a better job than is presently being done, one must first try. This I intend to do. I'm not sure what the other candidates plan on doing, but I do know where their loyalties lie. My loyalty is to the students first - being a friend to everyone in the senate comes second. photos by Michael Nepper VINO'S Northside 3728 D ouglas 639,7115 Southside 18 16-16th S t 634-1991 FINE FOODS & COCKTAILS PICK UP OR PIPING HOT FOODS DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME Racine, Wisconsin CHICKEN STEAKS SEAFOOD CHOPS PIZZA LASAGANA RAVIOLI MOSTACCIOLI GNOCCHI SPAGHETTI SANDWICHES BOMBERS HAMBURGERS BEER SOFT DRINKS WINES THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 7, 1976 5 Ranger questions continued on eg '0 — 1 . Wh af new programs, policies or projects would vn.J jhnitiate as president and-or a vice-president of PSGA? | • What do you see as the number one issue on this 1 • campus right now and how do you think PSGA should 1 •Ideal with it? Bowden-Vlach We have outlined basic projects in our platform. Briefly, however immediate institution of the Organizational Council as a Committee of the Senate is a t op priority project. Another top priority project we would want to see br ought into being would be PSGA run faculty evaluations if the Faculty will not make the evaluations they receive from students public. As a university which has as its stated mission the preparation of students to work in the Modern Industrial Society we believe that a minor in Business should be available for students with other declared majors. In addition, implementing the certification program through the appropriate divisional and administrative channels which would allow Parkside students to sit for the CPA exams, will be a major concern for PSGA if we're elected. We propose the institution of Junior summaries which would automatically be sent to students in the middle of their junior year since senior summaries are sometimes too late to make corrections. On the whole our policies will follow the lines the students at Parkside express for us. Nall-Tutlewski Because of the limited space, we will only list our platform. These are the things we would like to see P.S.G.A. take up with the help and' approval of the Senate: Programs: Creation of an Executive Advisory Board, University Committee student appointees reporting back to P.S.G.A., special programs to raise the status of student organizations. Policies: To have an open and fair student government, establish regular meetings with Senate leaders, no free reserved parking sticker or free trips to Kansas City and stick with Merger law. Projects: Publishing Faculty Evaluation Forms, Book Cooperative, Housing Co-operative project, student reviewing contracts signed for food service and book store, Financial Aids Service, Homested Tax Credit service and more Tripp Some of the policies, programs and projects I would initiate I've already stated in answer to the first question. Others would deal primarily with getting information to the students. I would move senate meetings directly into view of the students - not hold them in a small, stuffy room where students might feel hesitant to enter. I favor programs which would get the entire student body involved, such as trivia contests, beer parties, etc. Things other coUeges do can work here at Parkside. Bowden-Vlach We feel that the major problem confronting the students at Parkside is getting a student government that is more vocal and responsive. Without student involvement and backing, any solutions or answers to the issues offered by PSGA are not as viable. To get a clearer view of how students feel, we advocate using petitions, polls and advisory referendums on issues which are of great impact and importance to students. We do n't feel that the source of student government's authority should rest solely upon PSGA officers. PSGA has to represent the students' needs. What better channel than through their Senators. Robert Vlach, 21, is a candidate for Vice President and is the running-mate of Kioko Bowden. He is a junior majoring in political science and is presently a senator in PSGA. Vlach is also serving on the Academic Policies Committee, is President of the chess club, a member of the varsity fencing team and a member of the Concerned Students Coalition food co-op. Nall-Tutlewski The number one issue in this election is the Assistant Chancellor's position that was restructured by Chancellor Guskin. We fe el that the responsibilities of the new position will be too demanding and that students are going to be l eft out in the cold in having an upper administrator represent them and spend the time needed to develop student services to it's maximum potential. The new position will have 12 directors reporting to one administrator. Normal Business Management systems call for 4 directors with a maximum of 7 reporting to one administrator. We are going through the processes necessary to bring this issue in front of the Board of Regents with other interested students. We feel it was time that the Regents find out what is going on at Parkside. Tripp If forced to pick a priority issue from a field of critical issues I would choose the lack of direct student involvement on campus Senators and the president of PSGA should spend time reorganizing priorities. Some money could be spent on space in the Parkside Ranger to make weekly and daily events and actions of PSGA known. Handbills should be passed out to incoming students explaining student government and stressing involvement. Present students should be given the word via faculty and notices on bulletin boards and classroom doors. Involvement is the key to success in any government. in Rusty Smith Tutlewski, 29 is a candidate foi Vice President and is the running-mate of Kai Nail. She i s in her third semester at Parkside and has not yet decided upon a major. Though she has not been involved in any student organizations, she has worked as a volunteer in hospitals and in political campaigns. Tutlewski has previously worked in retail management in Racine and Milwaukee food stores. Free concert There will be a Free Concert Thursday, April 8, at 8 p .m. in. the Communication Arts Theatre featuring "Blueprint," a progressive jazz group, along with special guest star "Glenn Super" a comedian from New York who will be opening soon at Chicago's Ratso. The show, sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board, is being taped for television. a INSURE YOUR BIKE AT LOW LOW COST Insure your bike for two months, for the summer, for the year, Passenger liability is available, too Call CRB at 639-0900 Get a "Quick- Quote" on CRB s low, low cost motorcycle insurance. 4061 NORTH MAIN STREET MAIN AND 3-MILE ROAD PHONE 639-0900 Brat Stop 1-94 & Highway 50 "Live Entertainment Every Thursday Night" Ramrock - April 19" Cimmeron- April 10" 66 VISAGE 1 m lb.u rt^W ifti ex\ry <S&iir^' Ws or <£stx (or iLc °wJ » £f »v '« To err is Humanities, to forgive 9 even more TO OUR READERS: It has been brought to my attention, not too subtly, that a few of the poems which appeared in the March 31 issue of VISAGE contained errors. To those people whose material contained such mistakes I heartily apologize. There was by no means any change intentionally made to any poem. It is VISAGE policy to print ALL poems exactly as they are submitted. This is to ensure that the author's meaning is stated exactly as he-she meant it. This is the first rule I stand by with VISAGE since I have had my own poems intentionally changed in the past. I know the feeling of having someone tamper with my written mind. I therefore make every effort possible to print ALL poems AS IS with NO additions, corrections of spelling, grammar, or spacing, or change of a ny sort. The RANGER staff of this semester is the best staff we have had in years. We are working to give the students-faculty the kind of newspa per you want. VISAGE is attempting to build the best Humanities section possible by students-faculty. We are human, though, and do make mistakes. For these mistakes in this past VISAGE, I take full responsibility and give you my sincere apology. Love & Shalom jeffrey j. swencki VISAGE Editor Shed a new light on shopping . Kenosha'« new indoor mini-mall Paraphernalia Square 5531 - 6th Ave., Kenosha, WI Sound Decision STEREO SPECIAL!! 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Stop in and say hello, FREE piece of cake during introduction Sir Plants-A-Lot 4" potted plants many varieties ^ Complete line of house plants and accessories FREE potting service!! The Water Hole Waterbeds and more! j 60's protest in the 70's PARKING PERMIT BLUES by David Rogers On the prairies of W isconsin By the shores of L ake Michigan Over a defunct apple orchard Between two dairy farms An ed ucational solution Four-year college institution Is built from rubble to stand tall Over books and fire alarms. Now people from the towns surrounding Ride to school each day Back and forth in mass migration And th ey all live miles away They can't just truck on down by foot The distance is too great by foot So t hey must ride their automobiles Back and forth each day So we'll sell you a parking permit A par king permit entitles you To all the benefits of a ticketless windshield You fool Parking permit, profit permit Lord, what a screw That's what you learn at the school. Now the new state legislature Is cutting back on funds That are sunk into the colleges To keep em from doing the same While th e transcript supervisors And th e academic kaisers Need new loot to keep their bank accounts from getting lame. So we'll sell you two parking permits A cheap one and an expensive one The superior white permit lets you park closer to the school White pemit, red permit, segregation screw That's what you learn at the school. Now somebody at the top has goofed And ha s sold too many white permits Now the y've got to change the rules around And giv e the whites more room Them goddamn reds will throw swinging fits When we edge em out with a ticket blitz But anyone would make a mistake Which b rought in ten grand really soon. Now th at the loot is filtering in The secretaries are drinking gin And get ting goosed with a money-induced Pride-concealing grin But they won't know how to make ends meet With in flation eating at their feet So a fresh new source of sho ebox income Will have to soon begin. So we'll sell you s ix parking permits Blue, green, white, red, brown and purple A blue permit lets you park closest to the chancellor's private stall Brown puts you in Indiana Or somewhere in the swamps of L oosiana And a purple permit lets you Park nowhere at all. Still, the governor's getting stingy As elections they look hingy And th e farmers and the businessmaen want a new tax break to pass While th e registration wreckers and typewriter peckers Want their prime rib, french wine, And a brand new piece of a ss. So we'll sell you a breathing permit A br eathing permit entities you To all the inhale-exhale at a mihimal charge And if you think by now there's any solution Short of s ome kind of revolution Your mind is moving at the speed Of a continental barge Yes, we'll sell you a parking permit A pa rking permit entitles you To all the benefits of a ticketless windshield you fool Parking permit, profit permit, Lord, what a screw That's what you l earn at the school, That's what you learn at P.U.!! NeverDoneAgain alone 2 V ISAGE on midnight full moon i p ace the sky with eyes searching memories of You Quest for Ecstacy Posed on a dream, A s tatue of hope. Lady of virtue, Her nearness, Delight. Golden hair Teasing the breeze; The Eve of womanhood, Coursing her veins. Her Strength, Made her rise To the tip of the bluff. Now h er voice, Flowing downward, Urging my ascent, So we may climb together And discover; The Birth Of the Promised Land. alone these years of full alone icons & visages greet silent mind with c at claws tearing reality from the darkness wide world whither in y esterwinds sucking life from my love lonely is light i'll write it phonetically to speak in tongues myth love monumental love meed love & more "but we can't go back, Thomas S. Heinz our dreams gorge on flesh like mad dog horizons" alone we stand parted full moon by blue bleached breathing sky with e yes despairing the morrow memories* one with air. all the the world one and with you. it is beautiful though and life goes away for a while, but returns at the end of your meditation. the silence is broken suddenly. (an expletive enters the mind. and just as soon leaves the oral orifice.) by Janis Elsen alone ^ these eternal deja vu's cycle like full moons reaping raping reality from what could have been jeffrey j.swencki Tea at 5:10 Martha leaves for work at 5 A.M.: She wakes me with murmuring gurgling shuffling. I say a tired goodbye to her brown bag And qui etly confused head - She closes the door; Being unsynehed I got a tea To empty my head of its flying forms Then compose melodies On th e garbage On t he floor Anonymous Contemplating n Last night. You touched me. You t ouched me like no man Has ever touched me before. And I let you. Feel honored? You should. The peace you sought has disappeared, never to return as it was.... THE PATH OF THE ABYSS I noticed the serious placard while scenes of s hrimps compared libraries and tagled realms outstarved. Possibly washed I'll draw exercises. Salt and syrup mean impressive power unreadable, yeh. Doonan Last night. You held me. You held me so tight that You almost squeezed me to death And I let you. Feel honored? You should. It is there for precious moments those moments have to end too bad it is Last night, now. I told you things, I told you things that I've Never told any man before. I felt wonderful for telling you, Feel honored? You should. bruce wagner (a toast to the beer that made russia famous.) Last night. It was wonderful. It was so wonderful that I almost cried. No one understands, except you, Do yo u feel honored? You s hould. *V(4aqc & SKQIIAA 'Deftt. ftnetertU a* tfitK fuMtny leading i by Bill Barke : "Hi. My guests tonight are John and Alec Balboa, two remark&ble [ young men whose pastime is to break many of the records in the [ Guiness Book of World Records. Their achievements include the i larg est collection of used kleenex, the largest quantity of raw meat , consu med by a human being at one time, accomplished by Alec when | he struck and killed a St. Bernard with his car, then drove to a friend's j house with th e carcass where he skinned and ate it in two hours before i reliab le witnesses, and John's present attempt to sustain an open sore ! longer than anyone has before." "That's right, Bill. I've had it for about twenty-two years now. You can see how it's seeping pretty steadily through my shirt, but not long ago it almost healed. Anyway, I came across a swell new bacteria culture that works like a charm. I just smear some on once a week." "John, I know our readers cannot really appreciate this, but there is a horribly foul odor in the room. Could you tell us about it?" "Well, I haven't taken off my clothes for nearly two years, Bill. It's a record I'm trying to break. I haven't so much as unbuckled my belt or loosened a button." "That's really great, John. Now, isn't it true that your brother, Alec, there, is dead?" "Yup. He's been dead for seven years. He wants to set a new record for the length of time a body is left unburied. That's the way he wanted it but I don't think he'll make it. Being on the road lately has been rough on him." "How about that. Hey, we're going to take a really short break here, fellas. Don't go away." Are you one of the many people who suffer the embarrassing trauma of h emorrhoidal discomfort? Then try Upzit, the new non-abrasive cream you can use anytime, anyhwere, to bring soothing relief from the distracting itch and swelling of hemorrhoids. Simply apply it with any cotton swab or tooth pick and you will be amazed at the u ricating effect of Upzit's formula of b aking soda, lanolin, and cocobutter. And remember, the contents of Upzit Hemorrhoidal Compound will not harm skin or clothing. It also comes in Regular or new superdeodorizing formula. VGV-P SfadenU & 'pacutef dtfrut f4tA. X/uk 2nd {jfwi avenlteA toxotye for a pianist FOREVER BLESSED For we are desciples, who sipped the wine of life together. the flask is now dry, but our thirst has been quenched, the quest continues, for the vintage year, alone. Thomas S. Heinz GOOD RESTAURANT HOURS: Mon. - THURS Fri. & Sat. 245 -w~^ HUB P lift HOTEL RESTAURANT BAR SINCE 1918 v_ a falling star the birth of a child prayer clasped in hands waiting still izmg rorn Michael Olszyk LOCATED AT 245- MAIN STREET IN RACINE 8 THE PARKS I D E RANGER A p r i l 7, 1 9 7 6 Universuty committee discusses policy matters by Mick Andersen The University Committee was confronted with a wide range of policy decisions in their Thursday meeting, some concerned with matters relating to faculty committees, others directly affecting next year's students body. The first issue on the open agenda was the Codification Committee's recommendations for the legislative implementation of the report of the Committee of Principles. The chairman of the Codification Committee, John Harbeson, associate professor of Political Science, had cooled his heels for nearly half an hour while the University Committee deliberated over a personnel matter in closed session. Harbeson was forced to leave to teach a class before the Committee could hear him out. This did not cause the committee members to refrain from commenting on the Codification Committee's report. David Beach, associate professor of psychology, asserted, "I don't know what charge they were discharging, but it wasn't the one we gave them." Michael Marron, associate professor of Chemistry, agreed, questioning the "deviations" in the Codification Committee report. The next issue the University Committee took up was the Manogaran Report, which concerned itself with the issue of changing the process by which the Outstanding Teacher of the Year awards are handed out. The c ommi t t e e c h a i rma n , C h e l v a d u r a i M a n o g a r a n , associate professor of Geography, had won the award in 1974. Marron asked that the report be placed in resolution form and be codified so that it could be placed before the Faculty Senate. The University Committee agreed. The matter of the Academic Policies Committee's recommendations on student evaluation of instruction was brought up next. The Regents have requested that there be a system of student evaluation on each of the system's campuses and that these forms be used to merit pay and promotion considerations. William Murin, associate professor of Political Science, reported that, "All we have to do legally to comply with the Regents request is to say that the forms and formats currently in use are University policy." However, the Academic Policies Committee had suggested that a uniform format, which allows for Live Disco Music at Lighthouse II Live Entertainment WED., THURS., FRI., SAT., SUN. COVER-. $1.00 FREE Drink with admission on Wed., Thurs. and Sunday t146 SfoticUut fed., $ divisional, departmental, and individual additions, be adopted. The University Committee asked the Secretary of the Faculty, Arthur Larson, to "clean up" the recommendations, and place them on the Senate agenda for April. A memo on Course and Curriculum policy was received from Stella Gray, chairperson of the Academic Policies Committee, regarding the problem of duplication of courses between the disciplines. Marron scoffed at the memo, calling it "the perennial buckpass." Walter Feldt, associate professor of Engineering Science, stated, "We don't have a policy on duplication of courses," alluding to the College Course and Curriculum Committee arrangement that courses that infringe, overlap, or interfere with each other would go to litigation - which is generally agreed to be a failure. Marron said that the Academic Policies Committee should deal with the specific problem emanating out of the Math department. Beach assented, saying, "We should ask that they really come to grips with it. The present system is not satisfactory." Larry Duetsch, associate professor of Economics, mentioned a complicating factor in establishing guidelines was the fact that some faculty members maintain that certain courses should be taught in a number of disciplines. Marron: "I suggest a punt." Murin: "Are we going to punt or bite the bullet?" Feldt: "How about adjourning the question to next Tuesday?" Murin: "That's a short punt." After the laughter had subsided it was agreed that the University Committee would deal with the specific problem of the Math department. However, the Academic Policies Committee was required to draft a policy statement for the advent of a campus-wide Course and Curriculum Committee which would then be sent to the Faculty Senate. The Academic Policies Committee also relayed their concern that the breadth of knowledge and basic skills requirements would not be established by December of 1976 or January of 1977, thereby forcing potential Parkside continued on pg 9 LEE SAUSAGE SHOP Home of t he Submarine Sandwieh 2615 Washington fine. 634-2373 • Waterbeds • Accessories Handmade Paintings & Woodcraft THIS WEEK ONLY - 10% OFF ail merchandise - except advertised specials "The Parkside Pkg." You get a waterbed mattress, safety liner, frame & pedestal for only $149.95! 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Union part 2 Wednesday, April 7 Skellar: Featuring George Kidera from 11:30-1:30. Bicentennial lecture: James Kirby Martin from Rutgers University speaking on "Sam Adams and the Role of R adical Insurgency in the American Revolution" at 7:30 p.m. in the CAT. Free. Thursday, April 8 Film: "Der zerbrochene Krug" ("The Broken Jar") Heinrich Von Kleist's classic German Llanguage film at 7:30 p.m. in GR 101. Free. Friday, April 9 Film: "Sex Thief" at 3 p.m. in the SAB. Admission is free, Parkside ID and proof of age required. Saturday, April 10 Conference: "Energy, the Environment and Employment" Kevnoted by environmentalist Barry Commoner, from 8:45 a.m. til 3:30 p.m. Tennis: UW-Parkside vs. Milton at 2:30 p.m. by the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Parkside Art Association: party from 8:30 p.m. to 1 a.m. lower section of Pub and Grub. Free beer and munchies until 12:30 p.m. entertainment by Ripperjack. Tickets on sale in Main Place, $2.50 in advance only. For more info, call 553-2566. Monday, April 12 the CAT16014811 FeatUring Mary Manulik at P^no at 7:30 p.m. in Tuesday, April 13 F,!^::Antonia: A Portrait of a Woman" at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the UAi. Sponsored by International Womens Year Committee Tennis: UW-Parkside vs. Carroll College at 3 p.m. at the Phy Ed Bldg. Psychology Club and Faculty: presents independent study research .project. CI 107, 2:30 p.m. Refreshments served. Vacancies to be filled by Bruce Wagner Last week, the RANGER reported that several areas of the union will be occupied by several facets of the Student Life and Programming area, such as the programming Parkside Activities Board, the administrative Office of Student Life, and Auxiliary Services. With the move to the Union this leaves a portion of the Library Learning Center vacant. Many areas as the Student Counseling Services, and members of the education faculty, who are looking for laboratory space. Also to be included in the move are the three Centers established by the Committee of Principals (COP): The Center for Multicultural Studies, the Center for Excellence in Undergraduate Education, and the Center for Application of Computers. The counselors wish to move into the mainstream of campus life, according to Allen Dearborn, assistant chancellor for student services, who will also be looking for space for student organizations, as well as for other groups, who have requested moves, such as Parkside Student Government Association and RANGER. As of this point, according to Brien Murray, assistant director of planning and construction, nothing has been planned for the move, as to who will be moving and when. These moves, according to Murray, will probably involve a lot of money for renovation. This amount will not be available until the 1977-1979 budget. So until u.c. continued from pg. 8 students to rely on incomplete or erroneous information in their selection of a college. When the question of legality was brought up Feldt stated, "I don't think its a question of legality,, I think its a question of fairness." Larry Duetsch took another view. "The good students aren't going to give a damn. It's the dumb students who are looking for the easy outs," he said to groans. "I don't agree at all," replied Beach. The Academic Policies Committee had wanted the University Committee to delay implementation until the Spring of 1978. The University Committee did not agree with that approach, preferring instead that the Parkside catalog include a general statement on basic skills and affirming that there will be a breadth requirement. THINK SPRING newly arrived fashions in ' Leisure Wear > Leathers > Jeans & Thin gs > Print Shirts > Casual Slacks madarfe men's shop "The Big and Tall Specialists" $014 7th ave. keno$ha,wis. (414)657 5675 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 7, 1976 9 Seminar at PAC A one day seminar, "Marketing And The Law," will be held in the Bradley Pavilion on the Performing Arts Center in Milwaukee on Friday, April 30. Sponsored by the American Marketing Association Milwaukee, the seminar will feature panelists from business, industry, government and the law, according to seminar chairman, Ray Shannon. Four areas to be discussed in relation to the key topic are: advertising, pricing, product liability, and packaginig and labeling. Problems, pitfalls, case histories, and regulations of interest to both industrial and consumer product companies will be approached. Registration fee for the day, including luncheon is $30. Student fee is $12.50. For information, call Ray Shannon of Jos. Schlitz Co. 414-224-5612. the money becomes available for the various moving departments, there will have to be an allocation of current space by someone within the administration. That someone is director of information analysis David Vogt, formerly director of facilities management, a department whose budget was cut out of last year's act. Vogt has currently been charged with the task of de termining which space is usable for the various centers, organizations, and divisions. He will be meeting with the chancellor to find out what his complete responsibility is on this large project. Murray says that the Vogt report to the Chancellor will be pivotal with regard to these moves. It seems the smaller student organizations may be ignored with regard to these moves, and be pushed into whatever space they can find that is left, once the dust clears. The original plans for the union had planned to have some areas for the student organizations to work in, but according to Dearborn, it was cancelled due to inflation and will be held back to the second phase of any further construction on the Union. This same inflation will probably restrict the amount of remodeling done by the centersdivisions. But once the regulations and priorities for the moves have been established by Chancellor Alan Guskin and Vogt, an attempt will be made to move those people to whatever space they receive by the end of the summer. pays 51/2% on passbv S L On-Campus Service. . .Room 235 Tallent Hall Phone: 553-2150 Main Office: 1400 No. Newman Rd. Racine Phone 634-6661 COCKTAILS QUIET 24th and 25th on 60th St. Kenosha, Wisconsin 10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 7, 1976 Keynote by commoner Speakers slated for convention Chiwaukee co-op fulfills needs Cong. Les Aspin (D-Racine) has been added to the roster of speakers for an all-day conference on "Energy, the Environment and Employment" at Parkside on Saturday, April 10. His topic is "Congressional Perspective on Energy Policy." The conference will be keynoted by environmentalist Barry Commoner, director of t he Center for Biology of Natural Systems and professor of environmental science at Washington University, St. Louis, and author of a n award-winning book, "The Closing Circle," which deals with the relationships of e nvironmental problems and mis-use of technology. Other conference speakers are: John Yolton, administrative assistant of United Auto Workers Department of Conservation- Resource Development, who will talk on "Working for Environment and Justice;" Dr. Marc Ross, a member of the physics department at the University of Michigan and director of the American Physical Society Study on Energy Conservation, who will talk on "Potential Energy Savings Through Fuel Conservation;" Richard Aspenson, a mechanical engineer and energy conservation manager for the 3M Company, whose topic is "Energy Conservation: A Business Perspective;" and Patrick Heffernan, special consultant on resources at the University of California-Santa Barbara and a partner in a public service environmental consulting firm, who will speak on "Jobs and the Environment." Parkside earth science Prof. Henry Cole, one of the conference coordinators, said the speakers will deal with such questions as: Is it better to build a new power plant or conserve an equivalent amount of e nergy? Is growth in energy consumption necessary to maintain the present standard of living and maintain an acceptable level of employment? What role can solar energy play in solving energy needs and is the federal government doing enough to support development of solar power? Should more nuclear power plants be built in Wisconsin and in the U.S. and what are the long-term economic effects of nuclear power? Cole said the speakers formal presentations will be followed by an opportunity for questions from participants. Registrations for the conference may be made by contacting the University Extension Office at Parkside (Phone 414- 553-2312). Sessions begin at 8:30 a.m. and end at 3:30 p.m. The registration fee of $6 includes lunch. Students and senior citizens may register for $3 including lunch or $1 not including lunch. The conference, part of UW-P's Accent on Enrichment series, is sponsored by the Parkside Lecture and Fine Arts Committee, University Extension, Committee for Jobs and the Environment, Racine-Kenosha Citizens for the Environment and Scientists Institute for Public Information. by Mick Andersen Do you eat to live or live to eat? No matter how you look at it the Chiwaukee Prairie Food Co-op may be able to help you fulfill both your nutritional and budgetary needs, as well as give you a new outlook on the world of foods. With your membership in the Food Co-op you become a kindred spirit to the likes of R alph Nader, who has spoken approvingly of co-ops as a way of channeling "consumer power." Membership in a food co-op has numerous advantages. Scott Laskis, manager of the Chiwaukee enterprise, sees the co-operative venture as "an alternative market for better business." He listed some of the advantages of Co-op membership: those precious pennies saved with nearly every purchase; real leverage in the marketplace, with every member having some decision-making influence; a sharing of knowledge about good and healthy foods; and to learn about alternative methods of food preparation and differing culinary habits. Laksis mentioned that the Chiwaukee Co-op moved into the Parkside Student Activities Building over three months ago and with the increase in available space they are actively recruiting members to build up their inventory and realize greater marketing efficiency. Laskis said that there is a significant average markdown on such staple items as cheese, bread, and milk products. "Katherine Clark" bread goes for 10 cents a loaf less at the Co-op than is usually found in area supermarkets, Laskis noted. The Coops dry goods are often organically grown and are sold at a very competitive price. Nut meats and other so-called "health foods" are available at a price much lower than what the consumer usually finds at more traditional health food operations. A " Food Day" is scheduled at Parkside's Main Place on April 8. Laskis described the event as a day in which anybody interested in food issues (vitamins, organic gardening, food additives, etc.) can hear Parkside faculty and students share their knowledge and experiences with those assembled. Laskis said he saw the concept of co-operative food merchandizing as an outgrowth of the efforts towards social reform in the late 'sixties and early 'seventies. Laskis sees the Co-op as a vehicle for involvement in issues relating to nutrition and ecology. "And people can save money by working together," Laskis added. The Chiwaukee Co-op is open on Wednesdays from 1 p.m. to 6 p.m. and on Thursdays from 11 a.m. tn fi n m Candidates continued from pg. 4 .. Regarding your philosophy on effective leadership, do you think that PSGA, because of its nature, requires a strong authoritarian leader or can the senate pretty much regulate itself? Bowden-Vlach An a uthoritarian leader of the Senate would by definition be the ZhnrT l ^ Ch3irS meetings- *** year we found out what an authoritarian leader means to the Senate - massive resignations and a rhXT "lotlon.The Vice-President must not use the authority of the chair to try to dictate to the Senate. ™le°f fthe President is one of t he executive which means not legislating but execution of the policies passed by the Senate The Senate must remain the voice of the students. We will work " strengthening the Senate. This in no way threatens or undermines the functions of the Executive branch; instead it will serve to more clearly define it's responsibilities. Furthermore, we would work toward the strengthening of the Student Court. Nall-Tutlewski In order to accomplish the projects we have listed, we think it is very important to have a strong, efficient leadership in P.S.G.A. It would be E f eyfy°Hne^P-S-G-A- W3nted t0 WOrk hard' stick with it and keep level 1heads. This is what we mean by strong leadership A grouD that has the strength to work hard. P> group We do think it is good to have an authoritarian leader in any governmenta1 system including P.S.G.A. An authoritarian leader would not work within the rules of P.S.G.A. and that is very dangerous. y Of course the Senate can regulate itself. Strong efficient leadership would not prevent that. Strong leadership is essential for a P S G A that will provide vital services for the students. Weak leadership will get nothing done. That's not for us. Tripp An effective leader is a leader who stands on a thin wire balancing between being authoritarian and representative. I intend to walk that flrtn wire balancing power and freedom of self-regulation to get the best out of those working with me. A person who fears the loss of friends more than he values his integrity will not succeed. Not only is he a loser but so are the very people such a leader claims to represent Bock b y po pular demand, P6GASUS at the Back Door N The Sack Door COMING/ NEXT WEEK... THE JIM SCHWALL BAND Racine Motor Inn's New Action Spot (formerly the Great Lakes Room) • Foosball Tables • Drinking and Dancing Doors Open 7:00 Music starts 8:30 '1.00 Cover 633-3551 6th at Main RACINE OTOR INN Kenosha's foremost store since 1881 Home of National brands Free delivery 622-58th Street Phone : 654-0744 Agul Zdyematen, hut, il SSccA4eee Cedz Wed., Fri., Sat., April 7, 9, 10 and Wed., April 14 STAT EASTER WEEKEND SPECIAL Fri., Sat., Sun., April 16, 17, 18 COLD DUCK Wed. and Sat., April 21, 24 NEW LEGION ROCK SPECTACULAR Friday, April 23 SPANK Zctyetuafai (<M*t Me*. TOitCOKtfH Sports byThomAiello THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 7, 19 7 6 1 1 PORTS Rangers off to rocky start WORTS Tennis opener a loser The Ranger's men's tennis team lost its season-opener at Marouette last Sunday afternoon by a 7-2 score. Last year Parkside waslM wflh one of its losses coming at the hands of Marquette also This Friday the Rangers are at Carthage (3 p.m.) and Saturday will host Milton College at 1 p.m. Coach Dick Frecka's squad headed bv Chris Johnson and Mike Olson, also will host Carroll College next Tuesday (1 p.m.). 6 cxl Track open season (Men's) Though it was anon-scoring event, Parkside's men's track team did very well in the Chicago Circle Relays in Chicago, 111. la st Saturday Ten teams participated in the outdoor meet, Parkside's first of the season. Probably the best race of t he day was the six-mile run, which Rav Fredericksen won in 30:42.2 Coach Bob Lawson called it a "great race a competitive race," since Fredericksen outran a few North Central men considered to be very good. Bob Downs won the pole vault by clearing 14 fe et, while Jeff Sitz long-jumped 22'4", "in the wind," for a win. Pat Burns took first in the shot put with a 53'6%" mark. Rick Hessefort took fourth with a school record 129-6 mark in the hammer and Shaunte Stills placed third in the long jump and the high jump. Parkside's 360 y ard shuttle hurdles team of Paul Nelson, LeRoy Jefferson, and Hayes Norman took a first in 46.3 seconds and the 880 relay team of Herb DeGroot, Sitz, Jefferson, and Eddie Campbell took second with a school record 1:31.9 timing. The sprint medley relay team of Nelson, Downs, Campbell, and Mike Rivers placed second too. The mile relay team was fifth. Jefferson won the high hurdles in 14.7 (which he did twice) and Nelson was third in the event with a 15.4 clocking. Bill Werve was fourth in the intermediate hurdles. Campbell, Jefferson, and Fredericksen were Parkside's outstanding athletes in the meet, and Burns did very well also. Lawson was "very, very pleased" with the meet, saying it was "valuable experience for the team." He said the "weather was real nice in Chicago," and the meet may have put the Rangers "a little ahead" of t he other area teams in preparing for next week. Lawson was referring to this Saturday's UW-Stevens Point Invitational, which starts at 12 noon. About the same number of teams are expected to compete. (Women's) "I was a little bit disappointed," was the way Barb Lawson, the women's track coach, summed-up Saturday's Carthage Invitational. Parkside, with a two-woman team, placed fourth out of five teams. UW-Platteville won with 154 points, UW-Milwaukee scored 138 pts., Carthage totalled 78, Parkside had 50, and Elmhurst brought-up the continued on pg. 12 The Ranger baseball team got off to a rocky start, before winning last Saturday, but that didn't seem to bother coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner much. He was sure the Rangers would come around to playing better ball shortly. Parkside had a single game at Kaskaskia College in Centralia, HI. rained out last Tuesday, as well as last Wednesday's doubleheader at Austin Peay University in Clarksville, Tenn. The season opener was on Thursday, when the Rangers dropped a twin-bill against Austin Peay. The scores were 4-0 and 8-5. Parkside led 5-0 i n the second game before squandering the lead. Friday proved no better for Parkside as it was dealt another double-defeat, this time at the University of Tennessee-Martin. Martin beat the visitors 7-5 an d 10-1. The latter loss was the only game Parkside was really "out of," according to Oberbruner. The Rangers were trailing 2-1 in the fifth inning before Martin exploded for a six-run sixth inning. After the four straight defeats the Rangers played a good game on Saturday, nipping Kaskaskia 4-3 with an eighth inning homerun by Jack Granitz. The extrainning homer was the only one on the southern trip for Parkside. In the win, righthander Tom Rachel entered the game with the bases loaded and one out in the last of the seventh inning and retired the side. Rachel held the one-run lead for Parkside's first victory this season. Wally Fula, the centerfielder, missed the last game by hurting the top of his arc earlier and pitcher Tom Vogt, an All-Stater last year, pulled a little shoulder muscle after hurling only one inning. "That hurt us a little," said Oberbrimer. Neither should be out of the line-up this week. Catcher Jim McKenna, a cleanup hitter, was cited by his coach for doing "an outstanding job." On Tuesday (April 6) Parkside was to play at Milwaukee Area Our remodeling is finished! Come in and check out the new look at 2nd National. Dance to the new live rock sounds at 2nd National. This week featuring "Island" April 9,10 NOW! A complete line of char grilled sandwiches at 2nd National 6208 Green Bay Road, Kenosha Technical College (MATC) in a double-header, before opening its home season Wednesdav with a double-header against Caroll College (1 p.m.). Parkside also has home games scheduled for next Monday and Wednesday against MATC and Milwaukee School of Engineering, respectively. Both are twin-bills with 1 p.m. starting times. Styluta Hafan&l fox men, <uut UHunex Services in clude: • Hair c oloring • Beard a nd m ustache tr ims • Creative h air s tyling • Custom h air re placements if Perma s tyles, C uries o r W aves For a ppointment c all 694-4603 OPEN WEEKLY Tues. Thru Fri. 8:30 A.M. Sat. 8 A.M. Closed Mo TO ay _ • ®1jf king's irm Styling Studio 7509 45th AVE. 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She won t he 880 in 2:31 .5, the mile in 5 minutes and 13 seconds, and the two-mile run in 10:56. Chris Susterich was second in the shot put with 37'9". Platteville's Lynn Colby had a shot of 42'11%" for a new conference outdoors record, bettering her own mark. Susterich was also second in the discus with 107'3", which was only one-half inch shorter than Platteville's Jennifer Williams' throw. Susterich's 82'5" iavelin throw was good for fourth, but it also bettered her own school record. Cathy DeBaere did not compete for the Rangers this week. Lawson said part of her disappointment may have been caused by the fact that it was "colder and windier than it looked." This Saturday the women will be in Stevens Point with the men, as the team will go against UW-Stevens Point, UW-LaCrosse, UW-Oshkosh, and UWMilwaukee, starting at 12 n oon. Women's softball begins Next Monday the Parkside women's softball team, coached by athletic director Wayne Dannehl, will open its first varsity season versus the University of Chicago in Chicago, 111. (4:3 0 p.m.). Then on Thursday, April 15, the women will play a double-header at Milwaukee Area Technical College (4 p.m.). Sports recruitment proceeds Racine St. Catherine's High School senior, Tracy Faustino, will attend Parkside next year and play women's varsity volleyball, according to head coach Orby Moss. The 5'5" Faustino, a Philippines native, was runner-up for Racine County MVP this past season. She was named to the all-county team and was captain and most valuable player at St. Catherine's. In soccer, coach Hal Henderson said two Racine high school stars, Prairie's Earl Campbell and Sturtevant St. Bonaventure's Kriz Serafin, will play for Parkside this fall. Also joining Parkside's improved squad will be Niall Power, a Waterford, Ireland native. Power played amateur soccer in Ireland and England. Basketball coach Steve Stephens, at this writing, has not named any recruited players, but he said he and assistant coach Rudy Collum have nine or ten players in mind and are working this week on trying to land five of those, if p ossible. Though the players are recruited by others as well, Stephens felt Parkside had a good chance to get some fine ballplayers. Finally, wrestling coach Jim Koch said it is too early for him to get any wrestlers intent on coming to Parkside. He does have a long list of prospects prepared though, for when the recruiting gets into full-swing for his successful program. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 4, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Academic and counseling aid increase probable Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document cademic ~d counseling aid increase probable . by Phil Hermann -ients at Parkside will get 1 ,,,. y increased Academic and · g aid by 1977, that is the of the Academic Probation ()rop Committee; who along Chancellor Guskin have up with a revitalized ture of the counseling ent. tlie Committee formulated student help in _ the emic Development (AD) of the counseling office. AD would include a stician, or someone who start the student out right as 11 classes and tes~ing him to what his potential · 'ties are, and an English · ator, who would help ts in the basic english . . A Math-Science coortor would help students in . two areas, and ReadingSkills coordinator would be "ble for teaching and ting all activities inreading, study skiHs and Learning Center. These special skills instructors would also have a number of tutors to further the education of the stµdent. The AD would report directly t.o a yet unnamed dean of Student Development, who would be a faculty member. ~ Abis~la Gallagher, one of the .. omzmttea members suw.med it up this way, · "Right now the tutoring and academic help is adequate but this plan would give broader and more concentrated skills help to the student." Jewel Echelbarger's counseling department is also going through some changes. Instead of her reporting directly to the Assistant Chancellor she would now report to the new dean of Student Development. Enchelbarger hopes that her department and the revamped AD can work hand and hand in giving the students better aid. Echelbarger thinks that more academic help is needed, but expresses concern that the new department will get to much attention and counseling will become secondary. "I think that academic betterment is needed, but these students will also need increased counseling help," said continued on pg . 7 ASSISTANT CHA Ct LLOR STUDENT SERVICES & ACADEMIC SoPPOAT EDUCATIO StRVICtS I TtAN FINANCIAL AIDS AoM1ss H1GH ScH RELATIONS REGISTRAR Budget priorities On·1 CE Of" STU DVLPHT DEAN FACULTY ADVISI Q Co SELi G & ADVISI Q ACAD S I LLS Dt tLOPMCNT CAREER PLA I Q ATHLETIC Structural changes seen by Bruce Wagner position of assistant chancellor the computer c The budget priorities advisory committee, chaired by budget planning director Gary Goetz, have made a majority of their recommendations on the 1976-77 budget. These recommendations include substantial _changes in Parkside's structure. These changes include : the merger of the Library and Learning Center and the removal of the student life functions from the former for student services, placing it follo sn under the assistant chancellor of university outreach . The final details of the merger for the Library and Learning Center are as follows: J ph Boisee will assume the control of all functions of the Learning Center; Beecham Robinson will assume the post of pecial consultant for mediated curriculum development. interface payroll. Th Th~ Parkside!-------- Robinson's new post will involve consulting with faculty and advocating the media to them. In other changes in the structure of the Library and Learning Center, the position now held by Philip Quetscke will be eliminated but some funding RANGER for his notice will remain in the budget. Vol. IV No. 28 April 14, 1976 In the final recommendation, a film specialist position will not be relocated. Also, educational services intern will be moved to the audhuin denied tenure, agal·n ass~tant chancellor _for student services and acadeauc support's office. by Betsy Neu Baudhuin, ~ssistant r .of Communications, ived more positive than live votes but lost his second e for tenure with the Faculty Division (TFD) Y, April 6. hairperson, Ben ebaum, associate professor sics, explained before the took place, that since ve TFD members were t at the open meeting; a 'ty of seven must vote yes '8rry the motion to recomtenure. The tally was six live no, and one abstention. uin lost by one vote. ·ously, TFD had voted to four to deny tenure, but case was reconsidered when Humanities Executive 'ttee voted unanimously to 1 to TFD to reconsider their . major surprise at the tng occurred after uin's presentation when r Phillip Burnett at- ~d to ask a procedural . on regarding a recently d anonymous letter about ~uin. Burnett's apparent tion was to seek "other than ·ve comments" from the . ce. . . ~neba~ · stopped Burnett d-sentence and warned him to reveal tile contents as the r had been sent Yinously. Burnett said that '°uld like to know if any of the ty. some students present like to identify themselves Scott Baudhuin as the author(s). When no one. replied, Greenebaum then quickly moved on to other matters. Although at least some members of the committee had been made aware of the letter and l.ts contents before the meeting, Baudhuin had not been informed of its existence and therefore was unable to discuss it in his presentation. Since Greenebaum ruled out discussion of the letter during the meeting, even though it had been brought up by Burnett.and made known to the other TFD members, Baudhuin was not able to respond to the letter during the discussion portion either. Burnett later said · "We all agreed that since the letter was anonymous, it couldn't be used" in consideration of the Baudhuin In other recommendations made by the budget priorities advisory committee, the computer center lost two new programmers, a $19,900 data in base and a plotter. It was recommended that the computer center follow certain priorities set down by the committee, such as a limited general maintenance of existing services, final installation of the bursar system, and finally, change existing batch programs due to file organization and pre-registration plus other priorities too numerous to be mentioned here. and Delays in certain projects for con, ,,..,.., on 119 1 ***********************************" Student gov t I lion Vote Wed. and Thur • Ranger endorsements page 2 ***********************************i case. The following day, Baudhuin telephoned Greenebaum and asked to see the letter . Greenebawn said that he had disposed of it, but later when Baudhuin_informed him that this consituted destruction of evidence, Greenebaum said he'·d look for it in his waste basket and make a copy for Baudhuin. He did not explain why he wanted to keep the original. The contents of the letter were not disclosed during the open meeting. Baudhuin said that he will continue his bid for tenure by taking his case to the Hearing and Appeals Committee, chaired by Theresa Peck, assistant professor of Education. The Hearing and Appeals Committee hears cases primarily on the continued on pg A 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 i LY/ The Park~ , ,· ..-v,r.,. RANGER· / --EDITORIAL/OPINI.ON ,. Kiyoko Bowden Ranger endorses Bowden-VliJc . After interviewing and carefully studying the candidates, Ranger announces .its endorsement of Kryoko· Bowden for President of student government and her running-mate Robert Vlach for Vice President. We found Bowden and Vlach to contain the combination of competence and experience necessary to make PSGA an effective working body. It appears that Bowden would be quite responsive and fair in her dealings with students. She seems to think issues through in a rational and evaluative type manner which leads her to prescr_i be more practical solutions than her opponents. She also has a more mature attitude which gives her a superior ability. to cope with problems. Vlach has many of these same characteristics; plus being a senator in PSGA he has had considerable experience with its procedures and problems. We believe as Vice President of PSGA, he would be able ·to chair meeti.ngs in a fair and impartial manner. Included in the Bowden-Vlach platform is a proposal to have junior,. rather than or in addition to, senior summaries; have a better mass transit system to Parkside; improve the student housing situation and -establish a representative counc i l of s tudent organizations which would report to the Senate. Ranger found presidential candidate Lawrence Tripp to be rather amusing but hardly a serious choice for the office. Tripp feels that trivia contests and beer parties are the answer to PSGA's problems. Finding lack ot' student involvement to be the biggest problem at Parkside, ~e says of trivia contests, "It's just dutnb enough to get them involved." Though it's doubtful that he reallies it, we.feel that Tripp has possibly stumbled upon a very unique and innovative way to relate to Parkside's missiar1. Tripp also appeared to be rather uniformed in just about every area. He did, however, believe that students should be informed on what's going on the PSGA by using such methods as posting notices and "l iterature drops." We actually began to fear for our lives as he assured us thaJ the U.S. had effectively dropped 200 million piec.es of paper on Vietnam during the ~ ar. The other candidates wl)ich Ranger interviewed were Kai Nall who is vying for the position of President, and his running-mate Rusty Smith Tutlewski. One objection we had to their platform was the increased influence it The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsibl~ for its editorial policy and c,ontent. Editorial and Business 5S3-2287; Newsroom 553-2295. E DITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsma NEWS & PRODUCTION COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner NEWS DEPARTMENTS: ADMINISTftATION. & POLICIES: Mick Andersen STUDENT GROUPS-SPEAKERS-EVENTS: Diane Carlson, SMI: Dave Brandt . Terri Gayhart gave to the executive branch of PSGA. It demonstrated a lack of confidence in the capabil ities of the Senate and the resultant desire to take over some of its functions. There was also a tendancy on Nall's part to disregard more rational and logical procedures for solving problems in favor of showy spectacles of student resistence. For example, his solution to the problem of getting ·student evaluations of faculty made public was to call in Contact 6 and have them follow the Chancellor around with a camera. · Other issues mentioned in the Nall-Tutlewski platform dealt with student housing, establishment of a book co- . op and student rev iews of university contracts. These seem to be worthwhile projects, however, the book co-op was already attempted by Kai this year and failed. We have no indication that the situation will change in the near future. Ranger also· questioned Nall's ability to work well with the Senate. As previously stated, he does not seem to have great faith in the Senate's capabilities which may, however, be deserved af,ter 'this year's performance. But, there has been speculation that the lack of motivation in the Senate was brought about by the dominating style of leadership exhibited by Nall who as Vice President chaired the meetings. Last semester a motion was made to censure Nall for using parliamentary procedure to further his own ends in the Senate.· Tutlewski, N.all's running-mate for Vice President, quite impressed the Ranger Editorial Board, but unfortunately she's running on the same platform, which appears to have _been drawn up mainly by NalL There was also a problem in that she was not familiar with parliamentary procedure, and was not as yet very familiar with the workings of the University . . Ranger did feel, however, that Tutlewski possessed tremendous potential with many leadership qualities and the motivation necessary to become a moving force within the University, but her lack of experience and the content of her platform prevented us from endorsing her . , We urge students to participate in the PSGA elections and vote for Kiyoko Bowden - President and Robert Vlach - Vice President. FEATURE EDITOR: Mick Andersen COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry SPORTS EDITOR: Thom Aiello VISAGE EDITOR:· jeffery j. swencki · BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER: Gerry Ferch PHOTO EDITOR: Michael Nepper , WRITERS: Judy Trudrung, Betsy Neu, Carol Arentz, Kai Nall, Phil H~rmann, Bill Barke, Thomas Heinz, Terry A. Maraccini PHOTOGRAPHERS: Terri Gayhart, jeffrey j. swencki . . THE PARKSIDE RA G R Nall, Tutlew Id p a Bowden, a·ddress Vlach • issues To Parkside students: There is one · ue m this campaign that may not have been talked about very much because most people take it for granted. We would like to address lbe students: '9i Nall bas responded to what perceives to be a personal This we believe· to be ·typical of his inability to rate issues from per- ·ties. . fe questioned Mr. Nail's ed positioning of the anizational Council as a · nt's Committee. Nowhere we attack Mr. Nall as a . Our dispute was over an I 1 Mr. Nall is incapable of ing affect (himself) from Hect (issues) every time ne criticizes a proposal he forward, how can he hope be an effective leader of PSGA · 0 frequently conflicting · ~ must be coordinated into .-.fied whol~? Robert Vlach and I will stick to tssues. n,e issues are our idea for A run Faculty Evaluations opposed to Nall's gebammering Faculty uations out of divisions unnecessary threats of ation. Why bother when A can do it itself? n,eissues are Who pays for the a of projects Mr. Nall is ... ni:·su· 1g? The issues are do Assistant e Wagner · dorses wden-Vlach lhe Editor: After carefully examining the 'dates running for the office President of PSGA, I have · to support the ticket of olto Bowden and Robert . I feel that PSGA has come lang way toward restoring 'bility and respect in PSGA • viable student organization. would hate to see that 'bility destroyed. lai Nall is already tllreatening ent action which would il student government in a with the Administration at 'de. PSGA before '75-76'was Uy raising controversy, Ing internal strife and ·on. Kai Nall is unable to diplomatically, which is a when you don't have any power. Many conflicts een PSGA and other · tions were perpetuated actions of Kai Nall. I feel that will do more harm and_ bably be instrumental · in eloping many negative towards PSGA. liyoko Bowden is an inent candidate who has nt versus personal interests beart and would be a valuable t to PSGA. Kiyoko is very lllinded and willing to listen Git concerns of others. I feel if PSGA is to continue to . it will need lead~rship is sincere, dedicated, and . orthy. Kiyoko Bowden can that type of leadership. If •ant an effective student ent that students can Pride in, Vote Kiyoko . n and Robert Ylach for nt and Vfce President. Lee Wagner, President of PSGA Chancellor who is an ad- this issue in this letter to the ministration-paid friend? Editor. The is.sue is the comCannot PSGA represent student mitment of the candidates. needs rationally and con- We have outlined, explained m vincingly to all administrators detail, and distributed copies of involved in a particular area? the types of programs, polict , PSGA .will have the opportunity and projects we would like to to make a recommendation on tring to P.S.G.A. during the last the individual who will be hired. month. Some of them are: Co-op Is this not enough for the Book Store, Housing Co-op moment? If PSGA is diMatisfied project, financial aids service, with the decision then the only WlSCOnsin Homestead Tax Credit then should we seek an outside Service, publishing faculty forum. evaluation forms, creation of an We address questions to the Executive Advisory • Board no is.sues without Mr. Nall's slurring r trips to Kansas City for P.S.G.A. comments about our platform officials, no free reserved which as he knew had been parking sticker for P .S.G.A. submitted to the Ranger a week president, and more. before, but which the Ranger But, no matter bow many good didn't have enough room to projects a candidate talks about publish. in a platform or bow moch better We encouragec students to a system they will bring to analyze Nall-Tutlewski's rhetoric P.S.G.A.; the people ~ for concrete plans for im- mu.st have a commitment for plementation and then look at what they are doing, to P .S.G.A. Bowden-Vlach's outline for and to students. projects and policies in their Commitment On : We will not platform. give up. We- will not -give up on Robert Vlach and I address the P.S.G.A. if tbe going gets rough issues! or something doesn't go through. Ms. Kiyoko T. Bowden We will finish the term we are Candidate for President of PSGA elected to, and we will pursue our and programs and projects to their RobertG. Vlach limits. Candidate for Commitment Two: We will Vit>e-President of PSGA always go through the Senate. Bravo! To the Editor: Congratulations to the Music community, students and faculty members, who provided this week's concerts for all of us. The concerts were delightful. Please consider giving us a once-amonth concert throughout the Every single issue , project, program or policy will be brought to the Senate for full debate. We will depend on the Senate to debate both tbe merits of the issue and it's weaknesses. We will faithfully execute the legislation that the Senate passes, except in the case where the dent vetoes the legislation and the Senate fails to override it. year. Bravo! Commitment T~: We will always listen. The channels to the Executive Branch will always be Minon J. Mochon open and -we will do everything Assistant to the Vice Chancellor we can to keep an open mind on "Free" gratitude To the Editor: Thanks to all for malting Thursday night's free concert with Blueprint and Glenn Super a super event. Thanks to the many volunteers; the T.V. crew, the talent and special thanks to the audie~ce for their enthusiasm and support. Hopefully, more free shows of this nature will be offered in the future, made . possible by the concerned efforts of all. Again, thanks! Glen A. Christensen P.A.B. Video Chairperson, Producer of the T. V. - concert series: "For Free! " the issues in front of us. • • Commitment Four: We will work hard. We realize that the job ahead of us is not going to be easy and it is not going to get done if we expect everyone else to do the job for us. We will get right in there and work. This is no popularity contest foc us, this is going to be a full time job. We feel that it is important to Remember to vote ! Cor•on Auto Parts, inc. Racine, Wi. /Ji11oanl lo Slai1nfl Phone 632-88411230 Lath~ M._ Phone 637-8882 1400 Mlhflilcet ,.,. · P A.B. P1tES9ITT Georgia ~to t or Julian Bon 'ng °" ''What' II hurs., April 29 - 8 p.m. Com-Art Theater Admission 5 1.00 VWP Students 5 1.50 General Tickets and lnformotion Kiosk Attention : All V. • Parkside Veteran If yo• •r• • ,etera ••••tr sc ool, it i1 •••111n make Hrt •• soo are certified for I er sdlool i ortltr to receive Y .A. It• efits. For ore · fo-•IIHla• p ae SSl-241 or c eek ill roo 115 T lie t H•II. Keno ha' foremo t tore • since 1881 Home of National brand free delivery 622-58th Street 6~-0 4 THE PARKSIDE ~ANGER April 14,1976 ~.O.P, codification issues discussed by M1ckAndersen The University Committee continued to wrestle. with the recommendations of the COOification Committee on the implementation of the report of the Committee of Principles and with the problem of course duplication between dlscipUnes at their Tuesday meeting. The Codification Committee report called for the establishment .of a Implementation Committee composed of an elected representative from "eaclr fully or provisionally organized division". as well as two full time stndent members, who are to be named by the. Vice.. Chancellor after consulting with the Parkside Student .Government Association. In a previous meeting . objections to the COOification Committee's report )lQnilnzil Free with this coupon '. a bottle of beer with any steak dinner 3315 52 St., Kenosha 694·6700 !'~~.~ tWI4~ . ~WIUI-(p...ec"" ~ ",e~, - *~ * e"., .LiUu ~" ••'c 4. t..,e't .eI«tw .. ....... ......... ..... • 1f1S. i ii;,::'=" _.- 30Z1 • 75.h S'",e~ Kenooha - Your first job ill the single most important step towards your future, and your chances of finding the right job are better at Snelling and Snelling hi Kenosha. For personal counseling with your career objeetiv;'; stop in, send resume or call. Wile", N_ Futu"," Seghl .••~linil ~ "!.~.!'~....-.I!II 2031- 22nd Ave., Villa Capri Plaza, . Kenosha, Wis. 53140 (414)552-78So' surfaced in two areas: whether the charge of the University Committee \0 the Codification Committee allowed for the divisional election of officers and whether the size of the proposed Curriculum Committee was what the University Committee had in mind. David Beach, associate professor of psychology, wondered whether the intent of tfie /' charge "had been violated." John Harbeson, chairperson of' the Codification Committee disagreed, saying that his committee had acted within the limits of its power and that the committee "had the right to initiate" its own proposals. He also mentioned that the membership of the Codification Committee felt strongly in favor of the changes' that had been made as a way of "opening up" the decisionomalWig process. After protracted discussion the revised recommendations of the Codification Committee were added to the agenda of the April meeting of the Faculty Senate. The inunediate problem of course duplication between the Math and Economics diScipUnes was again brought up, having been delayed at the previous Thursday'S meeting. Ronald Gatterdam, 'associate professor of Mathematics, saw two basic issues in this dispute. The first was whetlter there s h 0 u I d b e overlapping courses. "H there should the question is moot;' he S~id. The second issue was the <lpecifics of the particular case. Gatterdam suggested that the acting deans be contacted and that no new courses he approved until the new Course and Curriculwn Committee becomes operational in the fall. "I'm not very haiJpy with that .solution," replied Beach. "We cOlild set up an appeals recourse," added William Murin, associate -professor .of political science. _ David Beach suggested putting the whole matter off until the new Course and Curriculwn Committee began its work. "We're not - going to do anything retroactive. That's part of· the charge heing given to the campus Course and Curriculum Committee," Beach declared. "There is no mechanism to deal equitably on this issue until September 1;" he added. Gatterdam was not happy. "We can't keep sweeping this under the rug every time by declaring this a contentious issue and that we can't decide," he said. Larry Duetsch, associate professor of Economics, disagreed. "It is a concious decision we can make, that we can postpone it one more semester." .-.- "Do we want to get retroactive . on anything?" Murin asked to no one in particular. Doetsch suggested that the University Committee "extend to the Curriculwn Committee the final right to appro.ve each course." -An ad' hoc ,Course and Curriculum Committee was suggested by Beach to the problem of course overlap between C.S,S. and S.M.I. as an interim solution, Murin agreed, asking that it consist of three members of the College Course and Curriculwn Committee and three from the School of Modern Industry's Executive Committee. Immediately a debate ensued over the suggested composition of the ad hoc committee. At one point it was suggested that the committee be made up of eight members of ll)e College Course .Summer Session Timetables Will be available the week ofApril 25th at these locations: • Classroom Building Concourse • Main ~Iace Information Center • Student Records Office~ Tallent Hall, Room 181 Continuing students: To' have a proe-printed packet at registration, fill out a blue IBM card at the locations above. HEY PARKSIDEII Oly'Drafi 1s Here .9.W~ ' ~...."nn,,~...l~If "''Itl.!\ J:~.AI / OLYMPIA BREWING COtolMNY OIJMPIA' S'tAWI. Dial. by C.J.W. Inc. 36.37 - 30th Avenue, Kenosha and Curriculwn Committee four from the School of MOd Industry. This caused Millin declare 10 exasperation, "If want to power play the Y we'll wipe them out." Doetsch wanted the ad "conference cOmmittee" to charged with all matter. related to hoth the School College regarding course curriculwn. Eventually it was decided the conference should COIIsist representative from division. It was made cIesr this committee would not tate pJact; of the CoUege Course Curriculwn Conunittee nil' School of Modern Industry. The Committee then cloeed doors to non-members to lIIIl,,1iOI personnel matters, Filippone co-authors , math text Tenure continued from pg. 1 grounds of procedural although Peck said thsl8lt~:2~ of prejudice may be C' as well. Meanwhile,- in another sonnel matter, Ass! Professor Corwin King, denied tenure by the H 'Studies Executive Comml • (by 8 yes, 9 no, and 5 absten will present his case to Hearing and Appeals Co on Wednesday;- April 14. According to Peck, if committee should decide .. candidates Javor, the case either be sent back III lbe that refused tenure, or ..if.... that it is of no purpose IIIdO the case can then be sent that body to the next In uae. Therefore, if the Hearla8 Appeals Committee decide in King's favor Ibe may be sent hack to Humanities Executive, mittee with directlOlll reconsider. Otherwise, Hearing and Appeals Co can clrcwnvent that steP send King's case directlY to the last faculty committee has jurisdiction on tenure . FoUowing that, cases are the Dean, and ~allY to Chancellor. 4 THE PARKSIDE ~ANGER April 14, 1976 · (:.0.P, codification issues dis.cusse.d by Mick Andersen The University Committee continued to wrestle. with the recommendations of the Codification Committee on the implementation of the report of the Committee of Principles and with the problem of course duplication between disciplines at their Tuesday meeting. The Codification 'Committee report called for the establish~ ment .of a Implementation Committee composed of an elected representative from "each' fully or provisionally organized division" . as well as • two full time student members, who are to be named by the. Vice,. Chancellor after consulting with the Parkside student -Govern.- ment Association. In a previous meeting - object-ions to the Codification· Committee's ~eport BQDAIIZil ·~ Free with this coupon. a bottle of beer · with any steak dinner 3315 52 St., Kenosha ?)~~-~ ~ - 'Bu~(~~~ - *~*~-411iu, ,:eci,d'4 ,,_ ~ ~~,;~'.4'.~U~ 3021 · 75ih Sireei, Keno.ha 694-6700 • • l'UIITS Cll£.ITM ~ • ClfTS • • --IIIIT IWl£TS -·- ~ Your first job is the single most important step towards your future, and your chances of finding the right job are better at Snelling and Snelling iri Kenosha. For personal counseling with your career objectives; stop in, send resume or call. ... ~-·~.,.· ·--. -~~h"~ 203l 22nd Ave., Villa Capri Plaza, , Kenosha, Wis. 53140 (414)552-7850 surfaced in two areas: whether the charge of the University Committee t,o the Codification Committee allowed for the divisional election of officers and whether the size of the proposed Curriculum Committee was what the University Committee had in mind. ' David Beach, associate professor of psychology, wondered whether the intent of tlie _,,, charge "had been vfolated. "John Harbeson, chairperson of · the Codification Committee disagreed,, saying that his committee had acted within the limits of its power and that the committee "had the right to initiate" its own proposals. He also mentioned that the membership of th~ Codification Committee felt strongly in favor of the changes- that had been made as a way of "opening up" the decision:malilifg process. After protracted discussion the revised recommendations of the Codification Committee were added to the agenda of the April meeting of the Faculty Senate. The • immediate problem of course duplication between the Math and Economics disciplines was again brought up, having been delayed at the ~ previous Thursday's meeting. : Ronald Gatterdam, associate professor of Mathematics, saw two basic issues in this dispute. The first was whetber there s h o u 1 d b e overlapping courses. "If there should the question is moot," he s;id. The second issue was the ~pecifics of the particular case. Gatterdam suggested that the acting deans be contacted and that no new courses be approved until the new Course and Curriculum Committee becomes operational in the fall. "I'm not very happy with that solution," replied Beach. "We co~ld set up an appeals recourse," added William Murin, associate -professor .of political science . , David Beach suggested putting the whole matter off witil the new Course and Curriculum Committee began its work. "We're not - going to do anything retroactive. That's part of . the · charge being given to the campus Course and · Curriculum Committee," Beach declared. "There is no mechanism to deal equitably on this issue until September 1;" he added. Gatterdam was not happy. "We can't keep . sweeping this wider the rug every time by declaring this a contentious issue and that we can't decide," he said. Larry Duetsch, associate professor of Economics, disagreed. "It is a concious decision we can make, that we can postpc:me it one more semester." - "Do we want to get retroactive · on anything?" Murin asked to no one in particular. Duetsch suggested that the University Committee "extend to the Curriculum Committee the final right to appra.ve each course.'' -An ad • hoc Course _and Curriculum Committee was suggested by Beach to the problem of course overlap between C.S.S. and S.M.I. as an interim solution, Murin agreed, asking that it consist of three members of the College Course and Curriculum Committee and three from the School of Modern Industry's Executive Committee. Immediately a debate ensued over the suggested composition of the ad hoc committee. At one point it was suggested that the committee be made up of eight members of the College Course · Summer Session Timetables Will be available the week of - April 25th at these locations: • Classroom Building Concourse • Main "lace ~nformation Center • Student-Records Offjce;. Tallent Hall, Room 181 Con~inuing students: To·have a pr.a-printed packet at registration, fill out a blue IBM card at the locations above. 11 HEY PARKSIDE!!· Oly · Draft ·ts Here ; \ OLYMPIA BREWING COftf PANY 01.YMPIA •ST.PAUL Dist,, by C.J. W. Inc. 36_37 30th Avenue, Kenosha -~- and Curriculwn Committee four from the School of 'MOd a Industry. This caused 'Mu . declare in exasperation, "IG want to power play the bastar we'll wipe them out." Duetsch wanted the ad "conference committee" to charged with all matters related to both the School College regarding course curriculum. Eventually it was decided the conference should consist of , representative from e di . . ie v1s1on. It was made clear this committee would not take place of the College Course Curriculum Committee nor &hool of Modern Industry. The Committee then clOIJed doors to non-members to personnel matters. .._;-..11111 F-ilippone co-authors I math text continued from pg. I growids of procedural e although Peck said that ma of prejudice may be consid as well. · Meanwhile; in another sonnel matter, Assist Professor Corwin King, r denied tenure by the Hum ·studies Executive Comm! .. (by 8 yes, 9·no, and 5 abstenti will present his case to Hearing and Appeals Comm! on Wednesday, April 14. According to Peck, if committee should decide ID candidates favor, the case either be sent back to the that ref~d tenure, or "if we that it is of no purpose to do the case can then be sent be that body to the next in line· Therefore, if the HearinB Appeals Committee sbO decide in King'.s favor the may be sent back to Humanities Executive, C mittee with directions reconsider. Otherwise, Hearing and Appeals eomini can circumvent that step send King's case directly to the last faculty committee has jurisdiction on tenure · Following that, cases are the Dean, and (inallY to Chancellor. ludent requirements waived , byBruce'Wagner was a meeting of the ' re of Science and Society, geg Committee last Wed- ~' sludenls probably OS, ed b t 't be concern a ou t haPpened at thai meeting, to two sludents wbos.e uationlie in the balance, It I a lot. e@tt-person committee of ' \lie McKeown of sociology; campbell, cbairperson of gocial Sciences Division; Johnson, cbairperson of Humanities Division; Stella y, assistant professor of 'sh' Norbert Isenberg,' 'rpe;son of the Science, "00' Paul Kleine, chairofthe Education Division; Shea, associate, professor . earth science, and Wayne 1, athletic director was five strong tbat day as they to fu1fill their charge of ding upon waivers of general ationrequirements affecting ols in the College. of the most common asked by the majority-of students who come before the committee involves the language requirement. The convenor of the COmmittee, CSS associate dean Leon Applebaum, recommended to the, group that they waive the second semester of this requirement first applicant present at the meeting. Although many of the waivers presented to the committee are approved, APplebaum told this' reporter that not all are approved without going through him for advice and information about the procedures for having a general education requirement removed. The College steering committee was developed in the fall of 1971 to set up an agenda for the executive committee of the CSS. Later, in November of 1972, the college executive committee decid~ to add the steering committee to facilitate the means by which students could e1iminate some of the problems that might arise attending Parkside, such as having a speech defect, thus making the language requirement meffective for such a person, StudentS wishing to make such , ' U51~E55 tJN-llliIE Paper presented by Parkside prof. by David Brandt 'week~nd 'prof;ssors James P~icz~ki: iarry' shh:iand and I Grabam traveled to St. Louis, Missouri for the twelfth annual of the Midwest Business Administration Association. The are co-authors of a paper entitled, Increasing Student Effort by their Instrumentallty Levels Through ,Contract Grading, h was selected for presentation to the association. Polczynski, is the main author of the paper, gave the presentation before a of approximately 50 business instructors from throughout the st. Research for the paper was conducted during the 1974-75school year, nine classes of Parkside business students with a total of 278 cipants. The research was based on the motivational theory of clancy, which, if applied to the classroom could result in higher nl motivation. ' , Results of the study showed that student effort, productivity and , g significantly increased using the contract grading method. use the contract arrangement forces students to make a comtand live up to it, the system may also prove a.valuable aid in . g the transition from the classroom to the business world, as depend upon commitments and responsibility. ., SIlce Ihe study proved the contract grading more effective in 'son to traditional methods, students may be seeing more of its intheir business classes. It does require extra effort from both the tor and the student but it may be worth it if it works as well as claim. In the works of the authors, "And is not this what teaching an about?" THE PARKS IDE RANGER April 14, 1976 ~ .., .-, ... - - a waiver must submit a letter to Applebaum regarding the problem and also include documentation of such a problem. 01 the twenty students that .bave applied' for waivers this year, many of them have requested it in the area of distribution of requirements for Social science, humanities, and natural science. The other student wbo appeared before the committee last Wednesday requested such a waiver in the science division. It was accepted after the committee decided that APplied Science 132, otherwise known as Computers and Computing, was a 'good course for him to take for his science requirement, allowing for the fact that the other courses the student was taking this semester would have conflicted with the Science Division offerings. Paid 'Of b, Tripp for Pr"*nt commit, .. ~11~lBU LAWRENCE R. 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Alt. 6~217J = I•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• , One of the goals for one of Parkside's student service organizations, Parkside Drug ';luarters (PDQ), is to provide help and information for fellow students who have a self-defmed problem in the area of chemical use and-or abuse, including alcohol as well as other drugs. - PDQ is also involved with some outreach activities in lbat they work with several community agencies with the assistance of , the student Health Service, who is directed by Edith Isenberg and one of the counselors, Clifford Johnson, whose area of speciality is chemical dependency, The group is open to all students, although they emphasize the fact that students who join the organization need not bave, or have bad a chemically related problem to join PDQ. In order to promote better understanding of these dependencies, PDQ is sponsoring weekly informal discussion groups, convened by Cliff Johnson. These sessions will also include some special speakers from the student body, the faculty, and the community. The first session will be held in CA 132 at 7:00 p.m., Apri115. For further information on PDQ's activities, contact them in Tallent Hall 187 by calling 553- 2623 or contacting Cliff Johnson ~t553-2575, * Hair Styling . • Hair Coloring * Hair Relaxing on "T owords Government European Anwers to American Announcing a free public conference on Government Institutions in Modern America 9:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. UW-Parkside Comm Arts Theater Featuring talks by: • Theodore C. Sorensen, adviser to Pres. John F. Kennedy and author of books on hiS, . administration, on "Perspectives on Presidenticl Power: Prospects for Accountability." . ~~~ Featuring Roffler Hair Styling far Men & Women Services Include: • Phillippe Strum, Brooklyn College Campus of CUNY, Accountability: Adapting Questions. " • Penna Styles, curls or waves "Ask aboul some af lhese new styles" Rum LOOK - MARK III AVANTE LOOK - SCULPTUR-KUT us MALE - MALE SHAG (Pictures available) • James L. Sundquist.. Brookings Institution, on "Congress and the Presidency: The Dilemma of Perpetually Divided Government." Four slylisls 1o serve you • Opportunity for questions from the audience. Som Korghlanian· Ken Beecher (member 1974 Wi. State Hair Styling Team) Dan Beecher Gracie Balian 3701 .Durand Ave. Ratine .West End Elmwood Plaza Appointments not necessary , ..If' Sponsored by the Wisoonsin Hum<llihs ~ Committee, UW-Plrkside, the Racine/Kenosho ~ • • .BIcentennial lecture Series and the Johnson foundation. Phone 554-7939 tudent reqU:irements Waived - ... by Bruce·Wagner was a meeting of the · tlJel'e of Science and · Society . ~eg Committee last Wedy. students probably )fo;,t be . concerned · about t happened at that meeting, to two students whos_e 1 uation lie in the balance, it talot. · 11Je eight-person committee of · McKeown of sociology; campbell, chairperson of Soeial Sciences Division; us Johnson, chairperson of aumanities Division; Stella y, assistant professor of _ lish· Norbert Isenberg, ' jrpe;son of the Science · .. ·on· Paul Kleine, chairn of the Education Division; Shea, associate,professor . earth science, and Wayne ehl, athletic director was five strong that day as they to fulfill their charge of 'ding upon waivers of general ation requirements affecting nts in the College·. · oie of the · most common ers asked by the majority;of ,, :.; U5l~E55 students who come before the a waiver must submit a letter to . committee involves the language Applebaum regarding the requiremen~. The convenor of the problem and also include committee, CSS associate dean documentation o{ such a Leon Applebaum, recommended problem. to the. group that they waive the Of the twenty students that second semester of this .have appliea for waivers this requireme~t first applicant year, many of them have present at the meeting. requested it in the area of Although many of the waivers distribution of requirements for presented to the committee are social science, humanities, and approved, Applebaum told this · natural science. The other reporter that not all are approved ., student who appeared before the without going through him for committee last Wednesday advice and information about the requested such a waiver in the proc~ures for having a general science division; It was accepted education requirement removed. after the committee decided that The College steering com- Applied Science 132, otherwise mittee was developed in the fali known as Computers and of 1971 to set up an agenda for the Computing, was a·good course for executive committee of the CSS. him to take for his science Later in November of 1972 the requirement, allowing for the coll~ge executive committee fact that the other courses the decided to add the steering student was taking this semester committee -to facilitate the means would have conflicted with the by which students could Science Division offerings. eliminate some of the problems that migl)t arise l attendi_ng . Parkside, such as having a speech defect, thus making the · language requirement ineflective for such a person. Stude_nts wishing to make such PDQ ' - One of the goals for one of Parkside's student service organizations, Parkside Drug ~arters (PDQ), is to provide help and information· for fellow students who have a self-defined problem in the area of chemical ust\ and-or abuse, including -alcohol as well as other drugs. ~ Paper presented by Parkside prof ... by David Brandt. :-- n .. - ..... , ~•-4-· .,. ·'"' ~• J , tast' week€tid ·professors James Polczynski, Larry Shirland and t Graham traveled to St. Louis, Missouri for the twelfth annual of the Midwest Business Administration Association. The are co-authors of a paper entitled, Increasing Stuclent Effort by Ing their Instrumentality Levels Through .Contract Grading, h was selected for presentation to the association. Polczynski, is the main author of the paper, gave the presentation before a up of approximately 50 business instructors from througbou_t the - - Research for the paper was conducted during the 1974-75 school year. nine classes of Parkside business students with a total of 278 'cipants. The research was based on the moti,.vational ~heo~ of ctancy, which, if applied to the classroom could result m higher · nt motivation. 1 • • Results of the study showed that student effort, productivity and · g significantly increased using the contract grading method. use the contract arrangement forces students ~ make a ~o~- nt and live up to it, the system may also prove a_ valuable aid m · g the transition from the classroom to the business world, as depend upon commitments and responsibility. &nee the study proved the contract grading more effective in rison to traditional methods, Stu.dents may be seeing more of its ' in their business tlasses. It does require extra effort from both the ctor and the student but it may be worth it if it works as well as claim. In the works of.the authors, "And is not this what teaching all about?" PDQ is also involved with some outreach activities in that they work with several community agencies with the assistance of · the Student Health Service, who is directed by Etlith Isenberg and one Of the C()unselors, Clifford Johnson, whose area of speciality is chemical dependency. The group is open to all students, although· they emphasize the fact that students who join the organization need not have or have had a chemically rela~ problem to join PDQ. In order to promote better understanding of these dependencies, _ PDQ is sponsoring weekly informal discussion groups, convened by Cliff Johnson. These sessions will also include some special speakers from the student body, the faculty, and the community. The first session will be held in CA 13~ at 7:00 p.m., April 15. For further information on PDQ's activities, contact them in Tallent Hall 187 by calling 553- 2623. or contacting Cliff Johnson ;;it 553-2575. Featuring ~~s~ Rottier Hair Styling for Men & Women Services Include: * Hair Styling :e Penna Styles, . * Hair Coloring curls or waves ·• Hair Relaxing "Ask about some of these new styles" RUFF~ . LOOK _ MARK III AV ANTE LOOK - SCULPTUR-KUT US MALE - MALE SHAG (Pictures available) four_ stylists to serve you Sam Korghlanian . Ken Beecher (member 1974 WL Stole Hoir Styling Teom) Dan Beecher Gracie Balian Appointments not necessary 3701 . Durand Ave. Racine · West End Elmwood Plaza Phone 554-7939 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 1_4, 1976 ~ LAWRENCE R. 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Sundquist,· Brookings Institution, on "Congress and the Presidency: The Dilemma of Perpetually Divided Government." · for questions from the audience. • Opportunity ~ Committee, UW-Porkside, the Rocine/Kenosho ~ - , Sponsored by the Wisconsin Humanities ~ • .Bicentennial Lecture Series and the Johnson Foundation. 6 THE PARKSIDE RANGER, April 14, 1976 ,Mustang II. America's favorite small luxury car. Racy shape. Rich interior. Features you find in expensive European cars, including overhead-cam enqine.andlike ' the Pinto, the Mustang II's 4-speed'stick ' shift, rack-and-pinion steering, solid state ignition, and front disk brakes all come standard. ',ijjjjJ). "'.".".,.0' Meet the free-wheetin' fun cars from your Ford Deater. The fun is where you find it.And wherever it's at for you-the excitement of a beach party to the solitude of a hiking trail, there's no better way to go than in one of the fun cars from your Wisconsin/Upper Peninsula Ford dealer. Pinto. 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Stop in for ·· your copy, and take a close look at the fun cars for '76·- at your Wiscon·sin/Upper Peninsula Ford dealer. Wisconsin/ ·Upper Peninsula Ford Dealers- -that's us! · I!.right spot: w6men's job offers Employment outlook bleak (cPS) - Those who have hit the reswne route have already found out the latest news on the job market for college grads: em-_ ployment prospects are bleak. To be more exact, this year's graduates face possibly the worst job outlook ever. The number of job offers for students graduating in the spring is smaller than last year's figure, according to a recent sutdy released by the College Placement Council. "And just about everyone agreed that 1974- 75 was a tough year," said the council,an organization made up of career planning directors at universities. Job offers to students at 159 collegesare 16 percent lower this year than last year for B.A. candidates, the report said. For master's degree candidates the declineis 25 percent; for doctoral candidates, 32 percent. The biggest drop in job offers appears to pe for students graduating with degrees in the humanities and social sciences. Offers for B.A. candidates in those fields decreased .by 26 percent from last March. The next largest drop - 23 percent - was for engineering stuljents. Then came the sctences, with a 12 percent decrease and business fields with a 4 percent drop. The drop in engineering and business field!' is puzzling, the council said, because estimates from employers last November indicated that job prospects were expected to be good in those fields. Accounting, banking, insurance and chemical and drug 'companies made about the same number' of offers as last' year, while offers rose from the automotive, electrical machinery, research-consulting and tire and rubber firms. Starting salaries at the B.A. level range from an average high of $16,788 for engineering students to $8,580 for humanities majors, the council said. One bright spot in the council's report was that undergraduate . women received 27 percent more job offers this year than in March of 1975. Job offers to women were also 36 percent higher at the master's level. Job offers to men declined 20 percent for undergraduates and Reorganizationcontinued from pq , 1 planning and construction. This post is currently held by Ervin Zuelhke. The assistant chancellor for development will be responsible , for the student life and campus union operations. This post will be held by Allen Dearborn. The newest post of student services and academic support will control the areas of financial aids, counseling, and support functions, Under the new post will come a change in the student services area in that the counseling and academic skills program will .combine to make the Office of Student Development, delinated in another story this week. You and the family are invited to the GRAND ONE-HALF OPENING ON THE WATERBED SIDE OF ONE SWEETD~EAM!Experience the pleasure of the Waterbed, now considered classic for the home. DRINK All THE FREE HINKLEY& SCHMIDT YOU CAN HOLD. Free lemon drops' too! Register to win a FREE WATERBED... or one or 4 Bean Bag Chairs. IT IS YOUR FIRSTONE-HALFGRAND OPENING EVER! 13 percent for master's candidates. Nevertheless, the number of jobs offered to Women is still only 16 percent of the total offered to B.A. candidates and 15 percent of the number offered to master's degree candidates. The bad job news for -college seniors this year is only the latest chapter in a continuing bleak e'COnomicstory. By the end of this academic year about 1.3 million people will receive bacbelor's master's and doctor'. degrees: according to Harvard Economist Richard Preernan. This is nearly double the number of degrees doled out ten years ago. Yet during tbe same time, says Freeman, the number of professional, technical and managerial jobs in the U.S. has grown by barely more than a third. Counselingcontinued from pg. I Echelbargar. One casulty of the revamping is a secretarial position. Echelbarger and Gallagher both expressed the opinion that more secretarial help is needed, because they can not do all the paperwork and still devote a lot of time to the students. Gary Goetz, head of the budget com. mittee said, however, "We went through the counseling department and decided that by pooling the secretaries that this position would not have to be filled." THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 19767 ...... LAWRENCE R. TRIPP lJW~~U(D I1J I.HLGl[~([~ f?U~[13lLv l!l.i.lr13llilw:mrV .:~ * * AMERICAN ~uSTATE BANK !i§ 3928 - 60th St. Phone 658·2582 ~1emberF 0 I C , • :>. Live Disco Music • at Lighthouse II "SPANK" WID., THURS., FRI.. SAT.• SUN. COVill, 51.00 FREE Orin< with admission on Wed .. Th..-s, ond Sundoy H • C You are cordially invited on 2Oth.to RI liJurFirst ONE·HAIF Q\JE·H~F Of Ore Svveei Dream IsOp2nhg On The.WATERBED SIDE 3910 Seventy Fifth Street. Come roll an a Waterbedl Grand Opening runs April 20 - 25 'One Sweet Side ,, ~ght spot:wi>men 's job offers THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14', 1976 7 Employment outlook bleak (CPS) -Those who have hit the resume route have already found out the latest news on the job market for coll~ge grads: employment prospects are bleak. To be more exact, this year's graduates face possibly the worst job outlook ever. The number of job offers for stude.nts graduating in the spring is smaller than last year's figure, according to a recent sutdy released by the College Placement Council. "And just about everyone_agreed that 1974- 75 was a tough year," said the council, an organization made up of career planning directors at universities. Job offers to students at 159 colleges are 16 percent lower this year than last year for B.A. candidates, the report said. For master's degree ca_ndidates the decline is 25 percent; for doctoral candidates, 32 percent. The biggest drop in job offers appears to be for students graduating with degrees in the humanities and social sciences. Offers for B.A. candidates· in those fields decreased .by 26 percent from last March. The next largest drop - 23 percent - was for engineering stuqents. Then came the sciences, with a 12 percent decrease and business fields with a 4. percent drop. The · drop in engineering and business field$ is puzzling, the council said, because estimates from employers last November indicated that job prospects were expected to be good in those fields. Accounting, banking, in-·· surance and chemical and drug ·companies made about the same nwnber . of offers as last' year' while offers rose from the automotive, electrical machinery, research-consulting and tire and rubber firms. Starting salaries at the B.A. level range from an average high of $16,788 for engineering . students to $8,580 for hwnanities majors, the council said. One bright spot in the council's report was that undergraduate . women received 27 percent more .job offers this year than in March of 1975. Job offers to women were also 36 percent higher at the master's level. Job offers to men declined 20 percent for undergraduates and Reorganization- continued from pg. 1 planning and construction. This post is currently held by Ervin Zuelhke. will control the areas of financial aids, counseling, and support functions. Under the new post will come a change in the student services area in that the counThe assistant chancellor for development will be responsible · for the student -life and campus union operations. This post will be held by Allen Dearborn. - seling and academic skills program will combine to make the Office of Student Develop1!).ent, delinated in another story this week. The newest post of student services and academic support ., ; You and the family are_ invited to the GRAND ONE-HALF OPENING ON THE WATERBED SIDE OF ONE SWEET DBEAM! Experience the pleasure of the Waterbed, now considered classic for the home. DRINK ALL THE FREE HINK-LEY & SCHMIDT YOU CAN HOLD. Free lemon drops· too! Register to win a FREE WATERBED ... or one of 4 Bean Bag Chairs. IT IS YOUR FIRST ONE-HALF GRAND OPENING EVER! 13 percent for master's candidates. Nevertheless, the number of jobs offered to women is still only 16 percent. of the total offered to B.A. candidates and 15 percent of the nwnber offered to master's degree candidates. The bad job news for college seniors this year is only the latest chapter in a continuing bleak E!conomic story. By the end of this academic year about 1.3 million people will receive bachelor's master's and doctor's degrees: according to Harvard Economist Richard Preeman. This is nearly double the number of degrees doled out ten years ago. Yet during the same time, says Freeman, the number of professional, technical and managerial jobs in the U.S. has grown by barely more than a .third. LAWRENCE R. TRIPP Poid for by Tnpp for l'ru nl t 3928 - 60th t. Ph n 8-2. 82 \I mber F D I C Counsel~g- C • • Live Disco Music at Lighthouse II :>. continued from pg. 1 Echelbar_gar. One casulty of the revamping is a secretarial position. Echelbarger and Gallagher both expressed the opinion that more secretarial help is needed, because they can not do all the paperwork and still devote a lot of _time to the students. Gary Goetz, head of the budget committee said, however, "We went through the counseling department and decided that by pooling the secretaries that this position would not have to be filled." • C "SPANK" WED., THURS., AU., SAT., SUN. COVER, Sl .00 FREE Drink with admission on Wed., Thcxs. ond Sunday 1146 ~~n ~ ~ -~4'4 • I You are cordially invited on O\JE--H~F Of One Svveer Dream Is Op'znhg On The .WATERBED SIDE • Grand Opening runs April 20 - 25 3910 Seventy Fifth Stritet. Come roll on a Woterbed! bed • ,. • .. 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 GOOD FOOD RESTAURANT HOURS: Mon. - THURS Fri. & Sot. Sun. 11 p.m. 1 p.m. 8 p.m. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. LOCATED AT 245 MAIN STREET FREE DELIVERY Member Porkside 200 Notional Varsity Club 4437 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha Wisconsin Pho~e 654-0774 2nd National 6208 • Green Bay Road Kenosha Friday April 16 - "Spank" Saturday April 17 - "Orphan" The Italian cook respectsjood. The spice of a sauce, the fine texture of warm, .fresh bread. the consistancy of a melted cheese sauce. Por him the reward is the pleasure of those who enjoy his work. Experience this pleasure. ~ Cap'Ll 2129 !BiuJ'z. <::Rd., !J(E.no~h.a., <W~. TbeFamJly Once we were young, Now; Wiser and younger. Your precious gifts, entered my soul. Ilive for you, Knowing, You live for me, 'Thus you are the seed, and I, the plant. .J k.d +0 ~u- / ~..J ~ iV77.dMJ la.-rwl. 1j6aA s~ 'Thomas S. Heinz 1l1J.w cdtPa.UJ &vn hUlA.. !jCH-V1 S LLe'7ic.e-. GUrm:J BEING i may be blind but i can still see Spring , in the scent of freshly cut grass rained on, a new day break in the brisk moistness of a morning air. the Sun's warming rays paint a portrait on my mind and a cloud shadows its face. i see joy in the laughter of a child free at play, and indifference in Your footsteps fading into the yesterways of us. . Jeffrey [, sweneki Someday a reunion between you and i; the only question, Will you speak to me as i was, , or how i am? 'Thomas S:Henz ' Ah Ode On FRUSTRATION •••••. You can- tell it in my hands 'They are clenched, ' awaiting the powers that be' 'and their decision ,.• AN OLD'AMERICAN PEANUT It is supposedly perfect, and yet.... J, THERE'IS FRUSTRA!l10N!!!!!! A bag of peanuts like a pile of sOggy wood shavings had been watching me for months waiting to be snacked upon. It is not straight. It gets so that you do not give a DAMN. An old American peanut with the shape of a pygmy's buttocks concluded: "You don't snack, do your" which I ignored. Life is like that. NO:one can please He persisted with vulgar jokes about nuts, flattering me for having arms and legs, telling me if the phone rang while Iwas out. Everyone wants everything and yet... c NOTHING IS PERFECT ..... except for those who think so. When he died I cracked him open. He split like the vagina of an old squaw, and Iput his shells on a key chain. 'They remind me at times of two snails doing a trapeze act that never sold. ' I may be wrong. but no one (1) gives me lip ,service or calmness BIlL BARKE for perfectivity, 'That's life. 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Racine, Wisconsin 53406 • Phone 554-6500 MONDAY-THURSDAY 7:00-5:30 0 FRIDAY 7:00-8:00 0 SATURDAY 8:00.NOON - d 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 GOOD FOOD RESTAURANT HOURS: Mon. - THURS Fri. & Sat. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. - 6 a.m. - 11 p.m. l p.m. 8 p.m. LOCATED ~T 245 MAIN STREET IN RACINE FREE DELIVERY Member Parkside 200 Notional Varsity Club • 443 7 - 22nd A venue Kenosha Wisconsin Phorie 654-077 4 2nd N atiollal . 6208 - Green Bay Roa_d ~enosha . · . l Friday April 16 - ''Spank" Saturday April 17 - "Orph~n" 9-ine 9-aod The Italian cook respects"'food. The spice of a sauce, the fine texture of warm, fresh bread, the consistancy of a melted cheese sauce. For him the reward is the pleasure of those who enjoy his work. Experience this pleasure. &ua Cap'il 2129 !l3i'LCh d?d., !J(eno~ha, <W~. The Family Once we were young, Now; Wiser and younger. Your precious gifts, entered my soul. I live for you, Knowing, You live for me, Thus you are the seed, and I, the plant. Thomas S. Heinz BEING i may be blind · .;J had -1-o ~u- &-p-u- ~ \ ~ U/n.aMJ'/,a.-rid, ·!/(}a,( j'~· - /40-w a,1- ta~ · .J t:.a./71 h.uvt i; o-a.,/1 s u..e..'7ic,e ' ~~r~ / but i can still see Spring . in the scent of freshly cut grass rained on, a new day break Someday a reunion . between you and i; the only question, Will you speak to me as i was, in the brisk moistness of a morning air. the Sun's warming rays paint a portrait on my mind and a cloud shadows its face. i see joy in the laughter of a child free at play, " and indifference ·c · ' • in Your footsteps fadipg into the yesterways of us. . ,. · jeffrey j. swencki ~ r , • or how i am? . Thomas S: Henz -; Ah Ode On FRUSTRATION ...... ~- , Yo~ c~•tell it in my hands They are clenched, · . awaiting the powers that be· · and their decision . It is supposediy perfect.- and yet.... ·· · . THERE •IS FRUSTRA!l'ION! ! ! ! ! ! •' :. ,AN OLD·AMERICAN PEANUT A bag of peanuts ' . . like a pile of soggy wood shavings had been watching me for months waiting to be snacked upon. An old American peanut with the shape of a pygmy's buttocks concluded: "You don't snack, do you7'' which I ignored. He persisted with vulgar jokes about nuts, flattering me for having anns and legs, telling me if the phone rang while I was out. When he died I cracked him open. He split like the vagina.of an old squaw, and I put his shells on a key chain. They remind me at times of two snails doing a trapeze act that never sold. · BILLBARKE It is not straight. It gets so that you do not give a DAMN. Life is like that. No;one can please Everyone wants ever,ything and yet... ·' NOTHING IS PERFECT ..... except for those who. think so. I may be wrong. · but no one ( 1) gives me lip .service or calmness for perfectivity, Thai's life. ( to empee) bruce.wagner - We're offering our Charter.Customers all of these free personal hanking services ' . \ \ • free . checking - no service charges • free · personalized checks for , five years • free rental of a 2"x5"x24" safe deposit box for two years • free travelers checks for one yea~ You become a Charter Customer when y~u open a p~rsonal checking ac~01.µ1t with us while our new building is being completed. That's all it takes to quaJify for these free services, Pleasant· 6125 Durand Avenue • Racine, Wisconsin 53406 • Ph one 554-6500 MONDAY-THURSDAY 7:00-5:30 • FRIDAY 7:0Q-8:00 • SATURDAY 8:00-NOON --- -' WednesdaY;Aprll14 Bake sale: Begins at 8'36 a m in the wu. the Parkside Christi;U; Fello~ship. C concourse. Spon.ored by Skeller: Featuring Mike Gorman from 11:30 to 1'30 :i>nc~rt:. Student ~oncert at 3: 30p.m. in the CAT. ~: . earmg. Eq uaIRightshearingfroml0:30a.m to4'30pm inCL325 IS StudentArtSbow: Last day to pick up entry blanks . ~ open to the public. . . '. ~;=~~~~ ~~~.I:!aa (limit 3 pieces) in CA DI44. Jurying is 10:30 a.m. n.=bmit ..... k _ Sponsored by the,Parkside Capsule. College 76: Deadline for registration by mail or at Art Association (PM). y, April the IS. D,ANDELION K :;) . Jlruverslty Extension OffICe, T:Uent Hall room 180,telephone number 553-2312. Semi "T Kn Thursda A y, P rII 15 WINE • • ~r: 0 ow God" with Peter Dybvad of TrInity Theological Serrunary speaking'from 11:30to 12:26in CA 129. Easter dance: Featuring "Ramrock" at 9 p.m. in the SAB. Admission By Roy Bradbury IS $1 for students, $1.50 for general public. ........ .. _ ...... FrIday, April 1& A '128 Trackmee~: USTFF Decathlon at 2 p.m. by the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Spring pn recess beains. Saturday, April 17 7 30 Track meet: USTFF Decathlon at 9a.m. by the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Men's : p.m. and Women s Wisconsm Relays at 11a.m, by the P.E. Bldg. COM MARTS Tennis match: UW-Parkside vs. SI. Norbert College at 1 p.m. by the Phy .. Ed. Bldg. Monday, April 19 . THEATER Ten~IS match: UW·Parkside vs. Northeastern of Illinois at 3 p.m at tennis courts. . '. Saturday, April Z4 BICentenmallecture: James L. Sundquist speaking on "Congress and the Presiden~y: The Dilemma of Perpetually Divided Government" at 7:30 p.m. m the CAT. Free. . Monday, April 2& Lecture: An Evening with Antonia Brico at 7:30 p.m. in the CAT Admission is $1 for students, and $1.50 for the general public. Spon: sored by the International Women's Year Committee. . Wednesday, April 28 PM student Art Show: Opens at the CAT Art Gallery. with a reception from 5 to 7 p.m, Coming Women In Motion (WIM: Floor exercise, ynga, jogging, swiJnnlq. Free· 2:30-4 Tuesdays and Thursdays. Call Kathy Jobns at 654-8578. &<li"e""'oe,..i'oI!!.4'~i'oI!!.4'-.e,._~~ ........e.A.-.e",..oe,..i'oI!!.4'~"""~-..e......!.Ai~C"~ Thursday, April 15 .: FILM: Harold Pinter's The Caretaker 11:30 a.m, in CA 140. Breadth, Basic skills discussed THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 19769 Gen. adm, - $2 public. $1 UW-P students Tickets at Info. Kiosk ---..~--,... -...... ----_--""'-----,...- ._- • Parkslde Actlvltle•• oard pre.. nt. It. Annual Easter Dance with Charges set for subcommittees by Mlck Andersen The Academic Policies Committee met to set up the 'specific charges to theii- subcommittees dealing with the issues of breadth of knowledge and basic skills last Monday afternoon. It was agreed that the charges to the breadth of knowledge subcommittee will be drafted into a letter that will be sent to the chairperson of the subcommittee. Beecham Robinson, director of theLearning Center was assigned the task of preparing a final draft of the charges to the basic skills 'lJ1bcommittee. The chairperson of the Academic Policies Committee, Stella Gray, will then incorporate the Robinson draft into a letter, to the chairperson of the hasic skills subcommittee. James Shea, professor of earth ~---""''''''--. science, noted that the reeommendations of the Committee of Principles had lacked "specificity." He urged that the sub-committees study the feasibility of implementing the C.O.P. report. Stella Gray, professor of English, agreed, saying, "We need to know what implementation will mean in terms of instruction and what it will cost." The importance of the subcommittees .conferring widely, with both faculty and student input included, was discussed, Gray recommended that both committees hold a series of open hearings as a means of obtaining a broad base of opinion and knowledge. The issue of how the basic skills and breadth of know ledge curriculum, would affect the general degree requirements was For an effective, fairminded, and rational , , . executive: VO,te KIYOKO· BOWDEN PRES1D;ENT, P.S.G.A. R'OBERT VLACH VICE PRESIDENT P.S.G.A. For impartiality in condl'cting Senate meetings also brougftt up. Gray mentioned that that the breadth of knowledge courses could be offered on a pa ss-fail basis. Shea wondered about the amount of credit that will be given for taking basic skills classes. "We may want to give credit, but not credit for graduation," Shea said. Gray mentioned the possible dilemma facing veterans should basic skills credits not be at parity with those of other classes. She questioned whether veterans would be eligible for benefits if they were taking credits that did not count towards graduation. featuring mu.lc of the 60'. * Thur.day, April 15 * 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Student Actlvltle. Building '1.00 UW-P.tudent. '1.50 Gue.t. & other UW••tudent. I.D.'. required Thursday, April 15 · , ' FILM: Harold Pinter's The Caretaker 11:30 a.m. in CA 140. - · Wednesday,°April 14 Bake sale : Begins at 8 · 30 a m in the the Parkside Christi~ Fello~shi WLLC concourse. Spoll.50red by Skeller: Featuring Mike Gormanpfrom 11:30 to l ·30 Conc~rt: Student concert at3:30 p.m. in the CAT F . . ~earing : Equal Rights hearing from 10: 30 a m .to ~:;O P m m· CL 325 is open to the public. · · · · · St_ud~nt ~rt Sho~: Last day to pick up entry blanks and submit work (limit 3 pieces) m CA Dl44. Jurying is 10:30 a.m. Thursday April 15 Sponsoted by the ,Parkside Art Association ( p AA). ' · Ca~ule_ College _76: DE:adline for registration by mail or at the . JJruversity Extension Office, T:tlent Hall room 180, telephone number 553-2:312· Thursday, April 15 Se~ar: "To ~ow God" with Peter Dybvad of Trinity Theological Seminary speaking-from 11:30to 12:20 in CA 129. ~aster dance: Featuring "Ramrock" at 9 p.m. in the SAB. Admission is $1 for students, $1.50 for general public. Friday, April 16 Track mee!: USTFF Decathlon at 2 p.m. by the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Spring recess begins. Saturday, April 17 Track mee\ US_TFF J?ecathlon at 9 a.m. by the Phy. Ed. Bldg. Men's and ~omens Wisconsin Relays at 11 a.m. by the P.E. Bldg. Tehms match: UW-Parkside vs. St. Norbert College at 1 p.m. by the Phy._Ed. Bldg. Monday,April19 . Ten~is match: UW-Parkside vs. Northeastern of Illinois at 3 p.m. at t:enms courts. . . Saturday, April 24 B1centen_mal lecture: J~mes L. Sundquist speaking on "Congress and the Pres1d~ncy: The Dilemma of Perpetually Divided Government" at 7:~0 p.m. in the CAT. Free. . Monday, April 26 Lec11;We_: ~ Evening with Antonia Brico at 7:30 p.m. in the CAT. Admission lS $1 for stu!1ents, and $1.50 for the general public. Sponsored by the International Women's Year Committee. · Wednesday, April 28 ~AA Student Art Show: Opens at the CAT Art Gallery. with a recep- tion from 5 to 7 p.m. Coming Women In Motion (WIM: Floor exercise, y.oga, jogging, swimming. Free - 2:30-4 Tuesdays and Thursdays. Call Kathy Johns at 654-9578. Br~adth, Basic skills discussed Charge~ set for suhcon1n1ittees by Mick Andersen science, noted that the recommendations of the Committee of The Academic Policies Principles had lacked Committee met to set up the " specificity." He urged that the ' specific charges to iheii- sub- sub-committees study the committees ,dealing _ with the · . feasibility of implementing the ismtes of breadth of knowledge C.O.P. report. Stella Gray, and basic skills last Monday professor of English, agreed, afternoon. saying, "We need to know what It was agreed that the charges implementation will mean in to the breadth of knowledge terms of instruction and what it subcommittee will be drafted into will cost.'' a letter that will be sent to the The importance of the subchairperson of the subcommittee. committees .conferring widely, Bee<"..ham Robinson, director of with both faculty and student theLearningCenter was assigned input included, was discussed. the task of preparing a final draft Gray recommended that both of the charges to th~ basic skills committees.hold a series of open ubcommittee. The chairperson hearings as a means of obtaining of the Academic Policies Com- a broad base of opinion and mittee, Stella Gray, will then knowledge. incorporate the Robinson draft The issue of how the basic skills int-o a letter.to the chairperson of and breadth of knowledge the basic skills subcommittee. cur riculum_ would affect the James Shea, professor .of earth general degree requirements was For an effective, f airminded, and rational I • executive: Vote ' KIYOKO BOWDEN PRESID;ENT, P.S.G.A. ROBERT VLACH VICE PRESIDENT P.S.G.A. For· impartiality in cond~cting Senate meetings also broug t up. Gray mentioned that that the breadth of knowledge courses could be offered on a pass-fail basis. Shea wondered about the amount of credit that will be given for -taking bai;ic skills classes. "We may want to give credit, but not credit for graduation," Shea said. Gray mentioned the possible dilemma facing veterans should basic skills credits not be at parity with those of other classes. She questioned whether veterans would be eligible for benefits if they were taking credits that did not count towards graduation. THE PARKSIDE RANG E R Apr il 14, 1976 9 DANDELION WINE By Roy Bradbury Adapted a.., ,. • Joly, 'aolaw April 28 7:30 p.m. COMM ARTS THEATER Gen. adm.-$2 public, $1 UW-P students Ticke ts at Info. Kiosk presents Its Annual Easter Dance with featuring music of the 60'1 * Thursday, April 15 * 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Student Activities Bulldlng • 1.00 UW-P students '1.50 Guests & other UW-1tudent1 Best Application Picture Makes The Differance ... Buzzz ,'7k-' at 551-9488 Men's tennis ;;quad victorious Parkside's men's tennis squad proved to be too strong fo, teams from Carthage and Milton last week. The meri beal Carthage on Friday, though number one player Chr~ Jo!m~n was upend.ed 6-3, 6-3 . . Parl<side beat the host school 8-2. Wmners mcluded: Mike Olson Gregg Pfarr, Jim DeV811lluez,John Orzechowski, and Greg Petersm: rn singles. Most matches wer~ wo~ by comforta~e margins. Jim Dolnik was beaten. In doubles, things were' a .blt closer, but, the Rangers still swept through them. Winning du:'ls included JohnsonOlson DeVasquez-SCott Huge, and Pfarr-Dolnik, At home on Saturday, Parkside breezed past Milton College, 9-11. That makes all Ranger players winners, and ups the team record to 2- 1, after the tough opening loss to Marquette. Olson has not lost any match he's participated in this year. , . On Tuesday the Rangers were to h.os}Carroll College and will host St. Norbert College at 1 p.m, Saturday and then I)lorthealitern lllinois at 3 p.m. next Monday. Coach Dick Frecka commented after the Marquette loss, "This team (Parkside) will improve with'eachlIJatcb and should have a very successful season." " Men's track running well. The.men's track team ran well again on Saturday at UW-Stevens Point's Coleman Relays Invitational, a five-team, non-scoring affair. The 10 000 meter walk, 'as usual, belonged to the Rangers, led by Jim Heiring's 46:29:5 firsi place time - his second best ever. John Van Den Brandt placed second in 49:51.5, .which was 50 seconds better than anything he'd ever done before, while Al Halbur finished third in 51:36, also a personal best. Chris Hansen, another leading walker, missed the meet due to work. , ' Ray Fredericksen won a relatively new race, the five-mile road race, which at 5 miles and 100 yards acts as a sort of substitute lor marathon runners,' according to head coach 'Bob Lawson. Fredericksen's time was 24:15. He also placed 4th in the 3-mile with'a 14:33.6 clocking. He may have done bettef had there been more time between races, Lawson said. With a 52'2" toss, Pat Burns won the shot put, while Jeff Sitz longjumped 22'11",,;' to 11 first place. After LeRoy Jefferson fell down in the preliminaries, which.he was, leading, it appeared Parkside had lost any chance of winning the event. B~t, not so, as ~~ul Nelson ran ~ 15.~ 'to win the 120 high hurdles. Calling Nelson a pleasant surpnse, Lawson also said, "His development will be a help to us later in the year." . . ' , Bob Downs pole-vaulted 14'3.", his personal best, to come m second in that event. Mike Rivers was 2nd and Greg Julich was 5th in the road, race: Bill Werve was 4th in the 400 meter hurdles with 57.3, his best effort of the year. Rick Hessefort was 4th in the javelin, and Sitz ran a 10.4 100yd. dash, good for 4th. The 440relay team was fifth. ' Men compete in intramural badminton In intramural badminton last Wednesday night, Scott Hintz beat Bob Lawson 5-15, 15-3, 15-5in the finals. Hintz beat Jim Heiring in the semi-finals, while Lawson advanced by overtaking Rick Birdsall.- Fourteen people played in the men's singles compeition. This Wednesday,-starling at 6 p.m., men's doubles and mixed doubles will be played. If interested, sign up at the Issue Room in the Phy. Ed. Building. Winter sports players awardedLast Tuesday night Parkside held its annual winter sports banquet at Maplecrest Country Club. Most valuable player awards were giyen to Gary Cole, who won 'the honor in addition to leading his club In scoring and rebounding for the third straight year. Joe Landers, the 1340pound NAIA champion wrestler who will be touring Japan mtI Korea on an all-star team this summer, and fencer Iris Gericke, who compiled a 33-2 record in leading the women to a championship at the Saturday, April 24, will bring Great Lakes Tournament, which she won, . the Conference to the Com- Captains for this year's basketball team were Cole and Malcolm munication Arts Theater. The MalIone. Next season, Rade Dimitrejevic and Stevie King will share three speakers will ,present a the honors. Mahone also won the new defensive award as well as the shortened version of their papers "hustle" award. Marshall Hill was named the most improved player. beginning at 9:30 a.m. followed Honored as captain of the 1975-76'men's and women's fencing teanJ!I bya break. The general public is was Jim Herring. Other awards included Landers and Dan o'Connell invited to discuss and question named 1975-76 eo-captains in wrestling: O;Conriell was named the the. speakers until .1:00 p.m. "most inspirational" and Brad Freberg was 'honored as the most "'r=~~=~~~:~::::;;:;;:::::;;:::~":Th~' :er:e~is:.:no::a:dmiss:·:io:n~c:ha::r=g:e.~.. improved wrestler, ~' ' Live Rock on Friday anCi Saturday Nights , - THE JIM ,SCHWALL 'BAND THEJl!seill ~!_B~1f.II 10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER ~prll 14. 1976 On April 23and 24 a conference entitled "Government Institutions and Democratic Values in Modern America" will be held at - Parkside and Wingspread .. . ' 'JISCOUNr !!!!Pi -~-;&& Vi;e;;C~C;;tlirA;;;;;";'c~ Bikes are here! !! 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One of the , three guest speakers will be Ted Sorensen, a fonner advisor to President John Kennedy and author, who will speak on Perspectives on Presidential Po,wer: Prospects of Accountability., Phillipa Strum, professor of politicaI..science at the Brooklyn campus 'of CUNY (City University of New York), will read her p~per entitled "Towards Government Accountability:· Adopting 'European Answers to American Questions." Professor Strum has studied European" parliamentary systems with the view of what the U.S. could borrow to improve our institutions. The third speaker will be James L: Sundquist of the Brookings Institution, the center for study of government in Washington. Sunllquist will ,present his paper "Congress and the Presidency: The Dilemil of Perpetually Divided Government." CO"'IItO NflT ' WEEl ••• , According to Alan Shucard, Associate professor of English at Parkside, one of the questions to be discussed" is: "Does our present structure of government, especially the President and Congress with respect to the Presidency, promote as efficently as they should and Democratic Values in America that our founding documents propose?" Arguments for and against our present institutions will also be presented, ,- SPORTS 'SHORTS at the Back Door Racine Mot!" Inn's New !\pion Spot (fornlllrly the. Greot lokes Room) • Foosboll To~les • I?rinking .ond Dancing • I The Rack Door Stop in and see what we have added. , . ____________________ .:....- .-d .. 10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 •· - . . Conference quest~ons · institritional relevance- - - by Jeffrey J. Swencki On April 23 and 24 a conference entitled "Government Institutions and Democratic Values in Modern America"" will be held at - ·Parkside and Wingspread . . . ' The conference is sponsored by the· Wisconsin Humanities Committee, the -state organization for distribution of funds . from the National Endowment of Humanities. This . . 'JISCOUNr _j_ Vi~=~c;tlj~~'";;:;:.c~ Bikes are here!!! Stop ii} and see the new "Flying Machines" from Britain: • Built in the British tradition, distributed by Yamaha • Hand · brazed alloy frames • Cott_erless . cranks·. • LightweightLheavier model is only 24 lbs. 13 oz.) Stop in and "w~igh" the advantages. You'll go with Viscount. · TOWN & COUNTRY BICYCLES 1647 Taylor Ave. Racine, WI ,,IN-of~ FINE FOODS • & COCKTAILS Northside 3728 Douglas • 639,7115 Southside 1816:16th St. 634-1991 · DELIVERED PIPING PICKUP HOT TO YO FOODS .UR OR HOME . Racine, ~ ~ Wisconsin -Pure Brewed 634-3009 CHICKEN STEAKS SEAFOOD CHOPS · PIZZA, . LASAGANA RAVIOLI . MOSTACCIOLI GNOCCHI SPAGHETTI SANDWICHES BOMBERS . HAMBURGERS BEER SOFT DRINKS WINES program is financed through Washington to ensure that the humanities are brought into public issues. Other sponsors include Parkside, The Johnson Foundation, the Kenosha Bicentennial Committee and the Racine Bicentennial Committee: . The conference begins on Friday, April 23; at Wingspread for invited guests. One of the · three guest speakers will be Ted So~ensen, a former advisor to President John Kennedy and author, who will speak on Perspectives on Presidenti~l Po_wer: Prospects of Accountability .. Phillipa Strum, professor of politicaLscience at the Brooklyn campus ·of CUNY · ( City University of New York), will read her p~per entitled ''Towards Government· Accountability: Adopting ·European' Answers to American Questions.'' Professor Strum has .studied European .- parliamentary. systems with the view of what the U.S. could borrow to, improve · our institutions. The third speaker will be James L: _ Sundquist of the Brookings Institution, the center for study of g·overnment in Washington. Sun8quist will _present his paper "Congress and the Presidency: The Dilema of Perpetually Divided Government." · According to Alan Shucard, Associate professor of English at Parkside, one of the questions to be discussed° is: " Does our present structure of government, especially the President and Congress with respect to the Presidency, promote as efficently as they should· and Democratic Values in America that out founding documents propose?" Arguments for and against our present institutions ~ill also be pr~sented. Saturday, April 24, will bring S'PORTs·· SHORTS ·Men's tennis ,squad vi~torious Parkside's men's tennis squad proved to be too strong fo}' teams from Carthage and Milton last w~ek. The .men beat Carthage on Friday, though number one player Chri~ Jo~s?n was upended 6-3, 6-3. ' ParRside beat the host school 8-2. Wmners mcluded: Mike Olson Gregg Pfarr, Jim DeVa~t1uez, John Orzechowski, and Greg Peterso~ m · singles. Most matches wert won by . co~ortable margins. Jim Dolnik was beaten. In doubles, things were· a _bit closer, but the Rangers still swept through them. Winning d~ls included John~nOlson, DeVasquez-Scott Huge, and Pfarr.:Dolnik. At home on Saturday, Parkside breezed past Milton College, 9-0. That makes all Ranger players winners, and ups the team record to 2- 1, after the tough opening loss to Marquette. Olson has not lost any match he's participated in this year . . · On Tuesday the Rangers were to hosJ Carroll College and will host St. Norber.t College at 1 p.m. Saturday and then ~ortheastem Illinois at 3 p.m. riext Monday. Coach Dick Free~ commented after the Marque~e loss, "This team (Parkside) will improve with each 'match and should have a very successful season." " Men's track running well _ The men's track team ran well again on Saturday at UW-Stevens Point's Coleman Relays Invitational, a tive-team, non-scoring affair. The 10,000 meter walk, ·as usual, belonged to the Rangers, led by Jim Heiring's 46:29:5 first plac~ time - his second best ever. John Van Den Brandt placed second in 49:51.5, .which was 50 seconds better than anything he'd ever do~e before,. while Al Halbur finished third in 51:36, also a per~onal best. Chris Hansen, another leading walker, mis.,ed the meet due to work. Ray Fredericksen won a relatively new race, the five-mile road race, which at 5 miles and 100 yards acts as a sort of substitute for marathon runners, · according to head coach 'lfob Lawson. Fredericksen 's time was 24: 15. He also placed 4th in the 3-mile with ·a 14:33.6 clocking. He may have done better had there been more time between races, Lawson said. With a 52'2." ~oss, Pat Burns won the shot put, while -Jeff Sitz longjumped 22'111/2" to a first place. After LeRoy Jefferson fell down in the p~elinililaries, which he was. leading, it appeared Parkside hall lost any chance of winning the event. But, not so, as l;>aul Nelson ran a 15.2 · to win the 120 high hurdles. Calling Nelson a "pleasant surprise," Lawson also said, "His development will be a help to us later in the year." . · Bob Downs pole-vaulted 14'3.", his personal best, to come in second iri that event. Mike Rivers was 2nd and Greg Julich was 5th in the road race: Bill Werve was 4th in the 400 meter hurdles with 57.3, his best effort of the ·year. Rick Hessefort was 4th in the javelin, and Sitz ran a 10.4 100 yd. dash, good f9r 4th. The 440 relay team was fifth. · Men compete in intramural badminton In intramural badminton last Wednesday night, Scott Hintz beat Bob Lawson 5-1!>, 15-3, 15-5 in the finals. Hintz beat Jim Heiring in the semi-finals, while Lawson advanced 6y overtaking Rick Birdsall.- Fourteen people played in the men's singles compeition. This Wednesday,-starting at 6-p.m., men's doutiles and mixed doubles will be played. If interested, sign up at the fssue Room in the Phy. Ed. Building. · . · Winter sports players awarded' Last Tuesqay night Parkside held its annual winter ·sports b~quet at Maplecrest Country Club. Most valuable player awards were given to Gary Cole, who won ·the honor in addition to leading his club in scoring and rebounding for the third straight year. Joe Landers, the 134-pound NAIA champion wrestler ·who will be touring Japan and Korea on an all-star team this swnmer, and fencer Iris Gericke', who compiled a 33-2 record in leading the women to a championship at the Fr~m God's Country. 0 Hl ll l"'"'NalUWINOCO t<M; I IICll0$ SI . W IS ' the . conference to the Communication Arts Theater. The three speakers will -present a shortened version of their .papers beginning at 9:30 a.m. followed by·a break. The general public is invited to discuss and question the. speakers until ~1:00 p.m. Great Lakes Tournament, which she won. · · Captains for this year's basketball team were Cole atid Malcolm Mapone. Next season, Rade Dimitrejevic and Stevie King will share the honors. Mahone also won the new defensive award as well as the . "hu.stl~" award. Marshall Hill was named the most un'proved player. Hono.red ~s. captain of the 1975-76 ·men's and women's fencing teaffl!I was Jim Herring. Other awards included Landers and Dan O'Connell named 1975-76 co-captains in wrestling. O;Coruiell was named the '.'most inspirational" and Brad Freberg \YaS ·honored as the most 1mprov.ed wrestl~r. On tap at the Skellar r.~-=-~-:-:-=~~~----------- li v e Rock on FridCly anil Saturday Nights There is no admission charge. . - THE JIM SCHWALL .BAND n:;~~r-;:: co,,,1,,6 NEXT WEIi ... STILLWATER Formerly of the s·iegal-Schwall Band ~t-the Back Door · The Hack Door Rooine Motor Inn's New Apion Spot (formerly the, Great Lakes Room) · • Foosball Ta~les • !?rinking _and Dancing Doors Open 7 :00 Music sJarts 8:30 llJ!tirR A1 C10IN E ··: c.,. ~.MOTOR INN . Stop in and see what we have added. byThoD!Aiello yoU ever heard of aa ve ad Ali? O.K., good. Pd~s the name Don Dorff NoW, bell boxing fans? How ..:..d a ' ' r.. ,t BobbyJohnson? . aIJOlI [)Orffand Johnson are not \lhiIe nearly as identifiable as Jl8lllfSf the Great One, they are lbSt 0 at Kenosha's Fire kJiowntment on Washington vep;rNo,not because they ever . "':t -to burn down t,he Eagle's III but because the two men C1U\volVedwith .the Kenosha . are . team that works-out Boxln;eellnightat the Fire Dept. rler'lff 26 is a Gateway Dor, ' hnical Institute student. But TeealsO works-out from 6 to 8: 30 be during the week to prepare plJlhiSfirst bout, scheduled for : firSt week in May at the K~OShaEagle's Club. . . Johnsonis the man who trams the boxers. He volunteers his services,providing free training fU' anyoneseriously. interested in Fresh from a double-header sweep and an "almost" win last week,coach Rep Oberbruner's baseball squad will have its bands full this week. It plays eight gamesin a span of six days. Last Tuesday in Milwaukee, the Rangers upped their season record to, 3-4 by beating Milwaukee Area Technical College(MATC) 6-1 in the first game,then 6-3 in game two. Ross Donnelly, a sophomore from Milwaukee, pitched five innings of one-hit ball before being relieved by freshman Brian Francour, from Racine Sl. Catherine's, in the opener. Francourdidn't let up a hit, so the two pitchers combined for a Me-hitter. Parkside had trailed in that game, I.Q, before pounding out fiI'e straight hits to open-up a five·run fourth ianing. The Rangers added one more run later. In game two of the twin-bill, sohpomore Jeff Martinek, a Kenosha (Tremper) product, wentthe distance on the mound firthewin.Oberbruner credited, "biginningsin both ballgames," as the difference for Parkside. Parkside's home opener against Carroll College last Wednesdaycould be labeled an "almost" triumph. Then again, it could be called an '''almost'' loss. Instead, it will Ile counted as' neither. A simple explaination: Parkside usually schedules two seven-inning games at home. But Carroll belongs to a conference that says it must play just one nine-inning game. So, Parkside trailed, 8-1, after seven innings, which means it normally would have been a loss. But the teams kept playing, so as to not jeopardize Carroll's conference rule, and the Rangers rallied for eight runs in the bottom half of the ninth inning to win !HI. In the end though, Oberbruner said the "conflict" was resolved by declaring the game-vno contest." Parkside's only southpaw hurler, foriner A11-8tater Tom Vog!, pitched the Carroll game. He's still fighting a nagging little pull in a shoulder muscle, but , Oberbruner left him 'in the game to get some throwing in. Again in the Carroll game, the Rangers showed the ability to come up with the big inning. That pleased the veteran coach, but he said I'We never know when it will 'come." He added that if it always comes as late as it did in the Carroll contest, "it may be two innings too late." Oberbruner also said he missed starting centerfielder' Wally THE PARKS/OE RANGER April 14, 1976 " .According to Dorff, when a newcomer arrives -Iohnso ta1ks Withhim and then 'the first ~wo or three weeks are spent doing calisthenICS, jumping rope, and the like. Dorff said, "It's all run very strictly." After that time a person is allowed to spar, under very close supervision. Last January'S "card" at lbe Eagle's inclUded 10 bouts for $1.50, With most all good seats. Dorff said that night "stimulated a lot of interest," in boxing. He added that boxing faded in popularity around 1968 but last ye".' interest in lbe sport picked. up In this area. With lbe help of sponsors, the early May ring. mght at lbe Eagle's is currently being planned, and another enthusiastic capacity crowd is hoped for by the sport's promoters. • Boxing offers release the Sport of boxing P there are about six boOresently tici . xers par- clpating regUlarly and th four or five people w~:o ::_ caslonally work-out. . 1v:0 Parkside students, John Heiring and Mark Demet currently involved With ~~e program. Heiring, it may ~ reme~b ..red. was named lbe evenmg s best boxer at lb Eagle's last Jan. 18th, arter h: won a hard.fought match. Recently he was eliminated in the second week of the Slate Golden Gloves m~et in MilwaUkee . Demet hasn ~ had a fight yet, but he. plans to in a few months, he said, when he gets his weight down to where he wants to compete at. Meanwhile he uses the training as a stimulating physical way to get into Shape: The Kenosha boxing team sponsored by the Kenosha New~ until 1967 when the Fire Dept. took over, offers a challenging way for some to release .hostilities and inner tensions. WEb'T KEM)SHA S1l\TE BANK Rangers win two -Baseball squad busy byThorn Aiello 5'+'1_50 ---------- to'\M.l*"".\tJoS ~3 JOMDloa e-)~'5551 Fula, a Wauwatosa junior, who has been out of his "clean-up" spot in the batting order because of an injury to his arch. Oberbruner said. "When he raises up on his toes it hurts him." The coach also said, "1 need him (Fula) in there." He quickly added Vogt's name to the "wanted" list, citing the fact that he's the only left-jlanded pitcher the Rangers have. Freshman Andy Johnson, a .designated hitter (among 'other duties), continues to belt the ball for Parkside and is the team's • leading hitter. Oberbruner called Johnson "a pleasant surprise." Friday, April 16 - Reflection Sat., April 17 - Spank WI Sell IIsl11l F.' 1111 N. Mail 51. lac.t 133-5244 .. MEMtE~ F 0 i.c Brat Stop 1·94 & Highway 50; "Live Entertainment Every Thursday ight' Thursday, April 15 PluDlb Loc • 'FREE STUDENT CHECKING ECKING ACCOUNTS ....• BUSINESS LOANS • CH INGS ACCOUNTS .....• MONEY ORDERS • SAV EPOSIT BOX RENTALS .• INSTALLMENT LOANS, •••. • SAFE D • TRAVELERS CHECKS • PERSONAL LOANS '. UTILITY PAY STATION •••. AUTO LOANS . • FACILITIES • AMPLE PARKING ••.•••• • DRIVE-IN ..... OPEN MORE HOURS (46) TO SERVE YOU BETTER Mon. Thru Thurs. 9 AM . 5 PM Fri. 9 AM . 8 PM Sot. 9 AM . Noon cal! 694-6800 5621 15th STREET KENOSHA. WISC. 53"0 JJoxing Offe'rs release by Thom Aiello , the sport of boxing Pre ti THE PARKSIDE RANGER Aprll 14, 1976 11 there are about six ho. sen . y you ever heard of ti . tin · xers par aave d Ali? O.K., good. c1pa g regularly anci a th - 1'fubaJlllll8does the name Don Dorff fou~ or five people wb:0 er NoW, bell bo,xing fans? H.ow cas1onally work-out . ocrj/Jg a , ? · ~o Parkside students, John Bobby Johnson· · Heirm d a~t l)Orff and Johnson are not · g an Mark Demet are \Vhil~ nearly as identifiable as curr~ntly involved with' the nalll f the Great One, they are program. Heiring, it may be that O at Kenosha's Fire reme~b~red. - was named the known W h " gt Eevenlm' gs _best bo_xer at the 'trnent· on as m on l)epdarNo, not because they ever ages last Jan. 18th, after he ROS h E I ' won a hard-fought match. ·ed iO burn down t_ e ag e s Recently he was eliminated in the trt b bllt because the two men se d k Clu 'm· volved with the Kenosha con wee of the State Golden are . Gloves meet in Milwauk . g· team that works-out D th , ee. sox1nweeknight at the Fire Dept. eme asn ~ had a fight yet, but ever'/ · he_ plans to in a few months, he Dorff, 26, is a Gateway said, when he gets his weight Technical Institute student. But down to where he wants to also works-out from 6 to 8:30 t be d ..... ng the week to prepare compe e at. Meanwhile he uses p 111 ..., "' the training as a stimulating f. his first bout, scheduled for physical way to get into shape'. :e first week ' in May at the The Kenosha boxing team:, Kenosha Eagle's Club. · . sponsored by tlie Kenosha News Johnson is the man who trams until 1967 when the Fire Dept. the boxers. He_ volunteer~ ~is took over, offers a challenging services, providing free trammg way for some to release 1,.,-anyone seriously_interested in · hostilities and inner tensioi:is. Ranger~. win two According to Dorff h · , wen a n~wco~er arrives, Johnson talks with bun and then the first two or thr~ W~ks are spent doing calis~emcs, jwnping rope, and the like. Dorff said, "It's all run very s~ictly." After that time a . person lS allowed to spar' under very close supervision. Last Januaris "card" at th Eagle's included 10 bouts fo: $1.50, ~th most all good seats. Dorff said that night "stimulated a lot of interest," in boxing. He added that boxing faded in popul~rity around 1968, but last yea_r m~rest in the sport pickedup m this area. With the help of s~nsors, the early May ringrught at the Eagle's is currently being planned, and another enthusiastic capacity crowd is hoped for by the sport's promoters. ....r SAA Stot• S Modu.on , o 53703 608 25tr5551 P'LEASE.5END ME INFOR1'1A"TION AB0',Ji l~C>K:, -=~.s N,_., ________ _ Arc,-eM Baseball squad busy by Thom Aiello Bra Sto 1-94 & Highwa ''Live Entertainment Every Thursday ight Fresh from a double-header sweep and an "almost" win las~ week, coach Re,sl Oberbruner's baseball squad will have its hands full this week. It plays eight games in a span of six days. Last Tuesday in Milwaukee, the Rangers upped their season record to , 3-4 by beating Milwaukee Area Technical College (MATC) .6-1 in the first game, then 6-3 in game two. Ross Donnelly, a sophomore from Milwaukee, pitched five innings of one-hit ball before being relieved by freshman Brian Francour, from Racine St. Catherine's, iri . the opener. Francour didn't -let up a hit, so the two pitchers combined for a ooe-hitter. Parkside had trailed in that game, 1-0, before pounding out five straight hits to open-up a five-run fourth . inning. The Rangers added one more run later. In game two of the twin-bill, sohpomore Jeff Martinek, a Kenosha (Tremper) product, went the distance on the mound fer the win. Oberbruner credited, "big innings in both ballgames,'' as the difference for Parkside. Parkside's home opener against Carroll College last Wednesday could be labeled an "almost'1 triumph. Then again, it could be called an ·"almost" loss. Instead, it will Ile counted as · neither. A simple explaination: Parkside usually schedules two seven-inning games at home. But Carroll belongs to a conference that s¥ys- it must play just one nine-inning game. So, Parkside trailed, 8-1, after seven innings, which means it normally would have been a loss. But the teams kept playing, so as · to not jeopardize. Carroll's conference rule, and the Rangers rallied for eight runs in the bottom half of · the ninth inning to win 9-8. In the end though, Oberbruner said the "conflict" was resolved by declaring the game·"no contest." Parkside's only southpaw hurler,, former All-Stater Tom Vogt, pitched the Carroll game. ·. He's still fighting a nagging little pull in a shoulder muscle, but 1 Oberbruner left him 1 in the game to get some throwing in. Again in the Carroll game, the Rangers snowed the ability to come up with the big inning. That pleased the veteran coach, but he said "We never know when it will 'come." He added that if it always comes as late as it did in . the Carroll contest, "it may be two innings too late." ' Oberbruner also said he missed starting centerfielder · Wally Fula, a Wauwatosa junior, who has been out of his " clean-up" spot in the batting order because of an injury to his arch. Oberbruner said, "When he raises up on his toes it hurts him." The coach also said, "I need him (Fula) in there." He quickly added Vogt's name to the "wanted" list, citing the fact that he's the only left-}landed pitcher the Rangers have. Freshman Andy Johnson, a . designated hitter (among ·other duties), continues to belt the ball for Parkside and is the team's , leading hitter. Oberbruner called Johnson "a pleasant surprise." continued o~ paae 12 We Sell lftstat f•! 1101 N. llai1 St. laci11 533-5244 II Thur day Apr· 15 Plumb Loe Friday, April 6 - Reflection Sat., April 7 - Spank ~TKE S'D\TE R MEMIEII. f O I C. ·FREE STUDENT CHECKING CHECKING ACCOUNTS ... -• BUSINESS LOANS •.• • • • . • ACCOUNTS .... . • MONEY ORDERS • SAVIN~SPOSIT BOX RENTALS .• INSTALLMENT LOANS • SAFE • TRAVELERS CHECKS • PERSONAL NLSOANS ..... .. • UTILITY PAY STATION •.•• AUTO LOA · · · · · · · · · · : DRIVE-IN FACILITIES .....• AMPLE PARKI G .•.•••• OPEN MORE HOURS ( 46) /J 694- To SERVE YOU BETTER ca 5 PM S621 7St ST EET Mon. Thru Thurs. 9 AM · , KE OSHA, WISC S11'0 Fri. 9 AM - 8 PM Sot. 9 AM - Noon - -- - 12 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 Dannehl optimistic Women's softball to begin by Thorn Aiello Women's softball was scheduled to begin as a varsity sport Monday', as Parkside was to play an afternoon game of fastpitch softball at tbe University of Chicago. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, who is coaching the team, is fairly optimistic about his club's charices this year. He compared it favorably with county recreational league play that he watched last summer. About having an opportunity to coach, Dannehl said, "f kind of enjoy it. It's nice to get out." The only problem, be said, is that sometimes it confJicis with his busy schedule. Dannehl, whose team has been practicing for more than three weeks now, said he knows little or · nothing about most of the opposing teams and vice versa. Many of the other teams have played before though. The coach also said it's hard to tell just how good 'his team could be since, · with the mound only 40 feet away, an opposing pitcher, if good' · enough, "can be avery, very dominate factor." About the Rangers' defensively, Dannehl said, "They look fairly sound to me." Thirty players started out on the roster. but now there are twenty-six players left. Among Tennis schedule tougher hy Phil Hermann "This year the schedule is tougher but Ithink we can have a winning season," so says Coach Richard Frecka of the Parkside Men's tennis teain. Frecka's team will rely exClusively on sophomores, juniors and freshman. Parkside which pays such schools as Carthage, Carroll and Milton as an independent, will have sophomores Chris Johnson and Mike Olsen as no. 1 and 2 singles and also as the no. 2 doubles team. no. 3 singles player is Greg Farr who teams with no. 5 Jim Dolnik to form the no. 3 doubles team. Rounding out the squad are no. 4 singles junior Jim Devasquez who teams with Scott Hugh to form the no. 2 doubles team, and JohD o-- zechkowski no. 6 singles who is a freshmen. Parkside last J.ear was 10-2 :·.':?@f*lfW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i~~~~ ~ -::::;:;:.:>. .0::::::::-: RANGE needs writers! Apply WLLe D194 , or call 553-2287 against easier opponents hopefully this year they can make it to the NAlA District 14 championships at Stout on May 14-15. Ifthey come out of that, it's on to Kansas City for the NAlA Final Tournament. them, a basic line-up would include: Barbara Piasecki, pitcher first base; Liz Sipple or Marge Balazs, catcher; Judy Kingsfield and Donna Karpowitz, first base; Barb Secor, second base-pitcher and Ramona Curio, second baseinfielder; Debbie Drissel, shortstop, who Dannehl called "a real fine infielder;" and Diane Kolovos; third base. The outfield consists of: sandy Kingsfield, who "really hits the ball, II according to Dannehl, in leftfield; Nina Hunter, centerfield; and Karen Oster, rightfield. Carol Knudson is the fourth outfielder - she can play any field. The new team plays Thursday, 'at 4 p.m., in a double-header at Milwaukee Area Technical College. Next Tuesday it will play North Central College at Parkside (4p.m.). There will also be a twin-bill on Friday, April 23, at the College of DuPage (2 p.m.), before returning home on Sat., April 24, for games with George Williams College (11 a.m.) and the University of Chicago (1 p.m.). Baseball----- continued from page 11 The Rangers are hoping for nice weather this week to aid the pitching staff in loosening-up its arms. On Monday the squad was to host MATC for two games and Wednesday the Milwaukee School of Engineering, entering its first year of competition in the WleA conference, will be here for a double-header, starting at 1 p.m. Oberbruner said, "I know very little about -them, " since they are a newer team, so almost anything could happen. This Friday and Saturday the Rangers will be at UW-Stevens Point for double-headers both days. Noon starting times are also scheduled both days. Oberbruner figures UWSP to be "very tough," saying Parkside was "lucky to beat them" last year to move on in tourney play. Stevens Point figures to be either the best or second best school in the Wisconsin State University Conference, if not the state. One of the Midwest's Most Complete SPORTING GOODS DEALERS FOR SALE: 1961 ·VoIVO. model B16544 Restored,and lin very good condition. Call 654·5474 after 4 p'TJ. BUSINESS FOR SALE: Established private nursery school and kindergarten. Call 654· 5474 or 654·8536 a·nytime. FOR SALE: Floor weaving loom made in 1937: 4 harness type. phone 637·3238 and ask for David. Maple neck new telecaster. custom. hum bucking. Brand New. unscratched, Brown, Supro Amp, Jenson Speaker. 16 Inch. $250.00 or best offer. Call Tom 552-7254. Classifieds free Japanese cooking...ctasses start" everuncs. April 28. For more i Ing Wed. call 5549475. nformatiOn PIInly " FREE P,rklng TY~INI}. (§(p3rfi1~ir§ ;t:~I~1r~rFl 14TH. AVENUE AT 62NO. STREET KENOSHA. 'WISCONSIN 53140 THE gUALITY OURSE PABST-Since 1844. The quality has always come through. MARVIN KITZEROW ENTERPRISES INC. PRESENTS 'Ou.trigger West In Kenosha, WI. . LIVE ROCK MUSIC - Wed., Fri., Sat., Sun. .Outrigger Band Schedule COME TO WHERE THE RECORDS ARE KENOSHA'S LARGEST RECORD DEPART~T LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS 626 Filly·Sixth· SIr.e' KENOSHA. WISCONSIN 53140.' 5629 • 24th Ave. l:i~ "' _ 12 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 14, 1976 Dannehl optimistic Classifieds free Woinen's softball to_ begin . \ FOR SALE : 1961 'v olvo,· model B16544 . Restor ed .and 1in very good condition . Cal l 654 -5474 after 4 P·rr'· Japanese cooking ,classes starting W evenings, April 28. For m ore i f ed. cal l 554 9475. n ormation by Thom Aiello Women's softball was scheduled to begin as a varsity sport Monday·, as Parkside was to play an afternoon game of fastpitch softball at the University of Chicago. Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, who is coaching the team, is fairly optimistic about his club's charices this year. He compared it favorably with county recreational league play that he watched last summer. About having an opportunity to coach, Dannehl said, " I kind of enjoy it. It's nice to get out." Toe only problem, he said, is that sometimes it conflicts with his busy schedule. Dannehl, whose team has been practicing for more than three weeks now, said he knows little or . nothing about most of the op-. posing teams and vice versa. Many of the other teams have played before though. Toe coach also said it's hard to tell just how good ·his team could be since, · with the mound only 40 feet away, an opposing pitcher, if good· · enough, "can be a very, very dominate factor. " About the Rangers' defensively, Dannehl said, "They look fairly sound to me." Thirty players started out on the roster, but now there are twenty-six players left. Among them, a basic line-up would include: Barbara Piasecki, pitcher first base; Liz Sipple or Marge Balazs, catcher; Judy Kingsfield and Donna Karpowitz, first base; Barb Secor, second base-pitcher and Ramona Cµrio, second baseinfielder; Debbie Drissel, shortstop, who Dannehl called "a real fine infielder; " and Diane Kolovos; third base. · Toe outfield consists of: Sandy . Kingsfield, who "really hits the ball," according to Danrlehl, in leftfield; Nina Hunter, centerfield; and Karen Oster, rightfield. Carol Knudson is the fourth outfielder - she can play any field. BUS INESS FOR SALE : Established private . nursery school and k indergarten . Call 654 - 5474 or 654 -8536 a'nytime. FOR SALE : Floor weaving loom m ade in 1937 : 4 harness type, phone 637 -3238 and ask for David. M aple neck new telecaster, Custom, hum bucking, Brand New, unscratched, Brown, Supr o Amp, Jenson Speaker, 16 inch, $250.00 or best offer, Cal l Tom 552 -7254. One of_ the Midwest's _Most Com·plete Tennis $.chedule tougher Toe new team plays Thursday, ·at 4 p.m., in a double-header at Milwaukee Area Technical College. Next Tuesday it will play North Central College at Parkside ( 4p.m.). There will also be a twin-bill on Friday, April 23, at the College of DuPage (2 p.m.), before returning home on Sat., April 24, for games with George Williams College ( 11 a.in.) and the University of Chicago (1 p.m.). SPORTING GOODS DEALERS by Phil Hermann "This year the schedule is tougher but I think we can have a • winning season," so says Coach Richard Frecka of the Parkside Men's tennis teatn. Frecka's team will rely exclusively on sophomores, juniors and freshman. Parkside which pays such schools as Carthage, Carroll and Milton as an independent, will have sophomores Chris Johnson and Mike Olsen as no. 1 and 2 singles and also as the no. 2 doubles team. no. 3 singles player is Greg Farr who teams with no. 5 Jim Dolnik to form the no. 3 doubles team. Rounding out the squad 8!e no. 4 singles junior Jim Devasquez who teams with Scott Hugh to form the no. 2 doubles team, and 'John Orzechkowski no. 6 singles who is a freshmen. ,t::i::)la~:.:; artwas 0 10-2 -!ffl::5+1tTLT11z::~~~::':~:. ~~,~""'~~ -=-)!•.•.-: ...-,,.. :nu u •• ~ •. n n. u n. u. ::;: .. . . :l::::;:::::::::::::: needs writers I Apply WLLC D194 ' or call 553-2287 ........ ..... .&. --- - ' - COME TO WHERE THE RECORDS ARE KENOSHA'S LARGEST RECORD DEPART~NT - LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS 626 Fifty-Sixth · Street KENOSHA, WISCONSIN 53140 • • against easier opponents hopefully this year they can make it to the NAIA District 14 championships at Stout on May 14-15. If they come out of that, it's on to Kansas City for the NAIA Final Tournament. Pl1nly ol FREE P11king n~1~1t11 ~~ml~lit'~ ~~ ,r~~ . Baseball---- con tinued from page 11 Toe Rangers are hoping for nice weather this week to aid the pitching staff in loosening-up its arms.-On Monday the squad was to host MATC for two games and Wednesday the Milwaukee School of Engineering, entering its first year of competition in the WICA conference, will be here for a double-header, starting at 1 p.m. Oberbruner said, "I know very little about -them," since they are a newer team, so almost anything could happen. This Friday and · Saturday the Rangers will be at UW-Stevens Point for double-headers both days. Noon starting times are also scheduled both days. Oberbruner.figures UWSP to be "yery tough," saying Parkside was "lucky to beat them" last year to move on in tourney play. . Steveris Point figures to be either the best or second best school in the Wisconsin State University Conference, if not the state. THE QUALITY .COURSE PABST- Since 1844. The quality has always con1e through. . MARVIN KITZEROW ENTERPRISES INC. PRESENTS -ou_trigger West In Kenosha, Wi. LIYE ROCK MUSIC - Wed., Fri., Sat., Sun. ~~IIESD4 . ~ GIRLS IN FREE _Outrigger Band Schedule Wed., Fri., Sot., Sun., April 14-18 Chi- Chi) Band (formerly Magic) 21-25 Pegasus . Wed., I Thurs.,! Fri.; Sot., Sun., April 28 May ·2 Chi.(hi Band (formerly Magic) Wed. Wed. Wed. - 5-9 Big Tips ,-- \\\\I 4A . ~·~ . ,,,,.'/ ~ THURS.~, . (sl .00 cover) 2 for 1 ·night · · 2· people admitted for . the price of 1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 4, issue 28, April 14, 1976 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 4, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Bell recovering from stabbing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Suspect to be examined Bell recovering from stabbing by Carol Arentz Timothy Bell, the professor of Music stabbed after his preciation class on assistant who was jazz apTuesday, April 6, is recovering from his wound and is expected to be back in class this week. Since little has been reported since the incident, RANGER talked to Bell to get the details on what actually happened. "The man (Donald Keeble) came to class late, put down his books, and left. Since students commonly walk in and out of class, I paid little attention to this. After class, as I was talking to some other students, I noticed him standing on the right side of the lecture hall. "After the other students left, I bent down to unplug the stereo, and became aware of his approach. As I rose to greet him, he pushed his right hand, where the knife was concealed, towards me and into my left side, just above the belt, "I don't remember any conversation, I just let out a yell and he turned and slowing walked out the right side of the hall. Some students followed him, notified Security, and he was caught by Wood Road. "At first, I didn't realize I had been stabbed until someone pointed out the blood above my belt. I then ran from the classroom (Greenquist 103) down to the nurse's office (WLLC D197). From there I was transported to St. Catherine's Hospital, where I was kept for three days. The wound was IV2 The Parkside inches deep, but no surgery was necessary." A preliminary hearing was held for the alleged assailant, Donald Keeble, on April 13. Keeble, 29, was a POW in the Vietnam war and an outpatient at Downey Veteran's Hospital. He had come to class only 5 or 6 times prior to the stabbing and had not taken any exams. Authorities said Keeble allegedly stabbed his mother the day before the incident at Parkside. Judge John Malloy sentenced Keeble to be examined at a state hospital for 60 days, and an additional 30 days at another institution, if necessary. Then the court will determine if Keeble is competent to stand trial. Bell concluded by saying, "There's no logical reason for why this happened. It was an illogical situation that could have happened to anyone, and there just isn't a reason." Timothy Bell Field school project: motel feasibility RAIMGER VOL. IV. NO. 29 APRIL 28, 1976 Bowden. Vlach win election by Mick Andersen Once again an anthropology field school is being established by Parkside on the Kaibab Paiute Indian reservation in Arizona. The unique five-week learning experience will focus on developmental change issues facing rural North American minorities as a whole and the Paiute band in particular. The Parkside students will participate in a motel feasibility study and be involved in developing local resources for tourism on the reservation. Last year, a developmental change school was established on by Terri Gayhart Kiyoko Bowden and Robert Vlach won their bids for president and vice president of student government in the spring election held April 14 and 15. Bowden won by almost 120 votes, a comfortable margin considerin considering the voter turnout. Bowden received 383 votes, Kai Nail was second with 266 votes, and Lawrence Tripp finished third with 35 votes. Vlach, Bowden's running mate, won the race for vice president over Rusty Tutlewski, 371 to 286. The ballot count began at 8 p.m. Thursday, April 15, and by 10 p.m. halfway through the counting, Bowden and Vlach already held substantial leads. Bowden refused to be too confident stating that "a lead could be as easily lost as won." Nail, Bowden's opponent, hoped at this point that the votes yet to be counted were from early voters not affected by Ranger's endorsement, believing he would receive a higher percentage of their votes, but this turned out not to be the case. When word came that she had won, Bowden was amazed that she had won by such a margin, but retorted that she "was in for a lot of hard work," and she was pleased that she and her running mate Vlach "won honestly." Kai Nail and his followers left before the final announcement of the victor was made, and Nail refused to make any comments on the outcome of the race. Lee Wagner, current president of student government remarked that Bowden-Vlach's victory was "a Victory for the people." Also chosen the spring elections were students to fill positions in the Senate, Kiyoko Bowden and Robert Vlach, newly elected president and Government Assochition. vice president of photo Parkside Student by Terri Gayhart the Paiute reservation with the specific task of excavation archeological ruins located on the proposed site of a trailer-camper park. . The excavation was part of a government-mandated environmental impact statement statement that has become a prerequisite for the development of any federally administered area. Largely through the efforts of Parkside students and faculty, with the cooperation of the Kaibab tribe and Southern Utah State College, the tribe saved thousands of dollars as a result of not having to contract out the excavation to a private archeological firm. * According to Vivian Jake, the Kaibab Paiute's tribal chairperson, last year's field school permitted the tribe to move ahead with the plans for a campground, which is to be operational in July of this year. One significant upshot of last summer's efforts was that the important ruins found amidst the proposed park have caused the Paiutes to modify their original proposal to the Economic Development Administration (E.D.A.). The current Paiute proposal provides for the preservation of th e ruins, as well as their incorporation into a tourist attraction. This year's field school will also "involve a series of projects designed to assist in increasing the economic viability of the tribe," according to Richard continued on page 4 Segregated Fees Allocations Committee and Union Operating Board. All candidates for the Senate and Segregated Fees Allocations Committee will serve in those positions. Top vote getters in the race for Senate were Susan Johnson, Gregory Anderegg, and Christine Meyer respectively. Other senators are Marilyn Phillips, Mary Arnold, Rob Black, and Robert Tremonte. The candidates for Segregated Fees Allocations Committee finished as follows: Glen Christensen, 367; Craig Klappauf, 281; Peter Strutynski, 263; Harvey Hedden, 257. Top vote getters in the race for Union Operating Board were Elsa Carpenter and Bruce Wagner, with Glen Christensen, Gregory Anderegg, and William Barke also elected to the board. A bit of levity relieved the tension of candidates waiting for results when at 10:15 a write-in vote was cast for Gerald Ford. Still later at 11:34 the count was interrupted by a message printed in the write-in candidates space, "NONE OF THE ABOVE." Bothe amendments to the P.S.G.A. constitution were passed by huge majorities. The amendment striking Article 4 Section 36, th e student's right to petition for constitutional amendments, and replacing it with an amendment allowing students to petition for the recall of a senator, passed 460 to 85. The changes in Article 4 Section 21 making the Allocations Committee consist of 11 members at large instead of 16 divisional seats passed 455 to 84. Results of the spring election were to be made official at the Senate meeting on Tuesday, April 27. Unofficial results President "I ( Bowden Nail | Tripp Senate Johnson Anderegg Meyer Tremonte Arnold Phillips Black 383 266 • 35 349 311 307 302 290 286 247 Vice Vlach Tutlewski President 371 286 Allocations Christensen | Klappauf . Strutynski f Hedden 367 281 263 257 Union Operating Carpenter 132 Wagner . 125 Christensen 80 Barke 67 Anderegg . 51 Tremonte 46 Strutynski 45 Zybora 41 Amendments Allocations Committeeyes-455 . no-84 Recallyes-460 no-85 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 A E The ParksideEDITORIAL/OPINION Editors'Notebook Right to endorse defended by Jeannine Sipsma Despite the fact that many newspapers make political endorsements, Ranger's recent endorsement of student government candidates had called into question our right to make such recommendations. Newspapers are obliged to be unbiased in news stories, but certainly not on "the editorial page. We have the right to air our views on the editorial page as do other students in letters to the Editor. To question Ranger's right to make political endorsements is to question our right to editorialize. Some may make a distinction between a political endorsement and the usual editoria material, and believe that Ranger should stay away from political matters. Almost everything on which we editorialize has some political aspect whether it's dealing with the actions of t he Faculty Senate or student government. If we didn't feel that an issue had some bearing on the lives of students, we wouldn't bother to comment on it. "A letter on this same page comments that since Ranger is a student publication, all students should have some input on the endorsements. Ranger is not an elected representative body, and we don't pretend to represent the views of all students in our editorial Any student is welcome to write for the paper or to have individual opinions published in the form of letters. Another objection has been that Ranger's endorsement was responsible for the outcome of the election. This point, however debatable, would seem to indicate that the paper has a hint of credibility. This, in my opinion, does not constitute a bad situation. Students obviously had the free will to vote as they chose and were not forced to take Ranger's point of view. The endorsement was also seen as giving the endorsed candidates an "unfair" advantage in that they distributed the paper as campaign literature. I must say that I've seen the Ranger used for much less honorable purposes than this, and have no personal objection to any student who wishes to handdistribute the paper in Main Place. We did not print that issue to be used as a hand bill, but there seemed to be no reason to stop the candidates from distributing it. Also called into question was the process whereby the candidates were chosen for endorsement. With the exception of one member who was out of town, all editors and managers of the Ranger Advisory Board were asked to participate in interviewing the candidates and vote on the endorsement. Those people who attended all of the interviews deliberated on the question, listing the various platforms and the pros and cons of e ach candidate and then came to a decision. I personally wrote the editorial attempting to represent the views held by members of the Board. I believe this was a fair and somewhat orderly process. This is not a procedure which is usually used in the forma ation. of Ranger editorials but due to the nature of the subject I felt it would b be wise to come to a group decision which could claim legitimacy as a Ranger staff opinion. The procedure should have avoided out it mildly it did not. I'm still convinced that Easter vacation was the only occurance which prevented the office from bemg firebombed though I feel I may be speaking too soon. . Rarujer's endorsement was not meant to b e as charged: a devious personal attack on the other candidates. Rather it was for the purpose of projecting Ranger's views to students who were unable to interview the candidates for themselves. I also do not feel that endorsement of the winning candidates binds Ranger to blindly support them editorially throughout the coming year, nor will news stories be intentionally biased in their favor. _ ,, We really appreciate receiving letters from students and I really hate like hell to respond to one in the same issue in which it's printed, but I just can't resist asking Mr. Maynard one question. How can you object to Ranger's right to editorialize, but yet claim that right for yourself7 I believe I can speak for the entire staff when I say that Ranger feels the expression of various opinions is constructive and necessary in formulating individual views, and a s a newspaper we reserve the right to express our opinions and invite others to express their s so that we may all benefit from the experience. Opinion, however, has its place and we make every attempt to keep it out of news articles. At this point I see no reason why Ranger should discontinue making political endorsements. If the content of our editorials raises controversy than we will accept this and later publish opposing views, but we will not stop editorializing for fear of this controversy. by Bruce Wagner News and Production Coordinator We felt that the PSGA elections needed some sort of endorsement due to the fact that the Chancellor is now working through the PSGA for various positions to campus committees. The editorial was written to endorse the Bowden-Vlach ticket because we thought they could best handle the student body's needs more than the Nall-Tutlewski ticket. Our job is to report the news without bias and if we can't do that, we'd better hang up our typewriter now. The Ranger will continue to report any thing which affects the student as fairly and as completely as possible. UE PEG GOJCUBE Letters to the editor are welcome. Contributions of up to 250 words are due by Thursday of each week. The Ranger editorial staff shall reserve the right to edit for length and correct spelling. Endorsements rebuked To the Editor: It is my intent that it should be known that I am quite dissatisfied with your rather cheap and egregious "political" endorsement of candidates in last week's RANGER; and, all the more, I believe that this sentiment is being held by a considerable number of other Parkside students and faculty! Personally, I believe that your conduct concerning the endorsement of c ertain candidates (complete with photographs larger than those usually reserved for foreign dignitaries) is extremely irresponsible-if not a blatant disregard of yo ur duties as an unbiased observer, and then reporter of campus "happenings." Furthermore, am I to assume that hence forth the RANGER will report to me with unbiased ink an accurate account of Parkside's political life-since you (the RANGER) have endorsed certain candidates in toto? Common sense and better judgement suggest to me that in the future if I desire to find out what is really happening in Parkside's political arena, that I'd be better off listening to the campus scuttle-butt! Also, I was under the impression that the RANGER is a campus newspaper published by the student body? If that is the case, then the RANGER did not endorse those candidates in totosince I for one (being a student) did not endorse any of the candidates which the RANGER surreptitiously endorsed without my consent, nor the consent of many other "students." In conclusion, least you have somehow missed my meaning in this letter, I shall repeat it again succinctly: You have lost all respect and credibility in my eyes when it comes to the reporting of campus affairs of the political sort. Also, it is a good thing that the RANGER is "free" (to some extent), and if there were another paper on this campus, I would most certainly peruse it before skimming your version of journalistic propaganda. The reason is of course that I would like some unbiased facts, instead of the cheap editorializing you have now become notorious for! David M. Maynard Stabbing causes anxiety To the Editor: Another day, Another paper. Another stabbing. Another stabbing? The near fatal incident exposed itself in the halls of my academic institution, the occurence leading my emotions to the land of anxiety. Fortunately, I abstained from attending my jazz appreciation class on the morning of Tuesday, my absence rescuing me from any unpleasantries I may have encountered in my departure from that class, besides, I own an alka seltzer prone stomach. I would like to sincerely wish Timothy Bell a speedy and complete recovery, I have faith that his optimistic wit withstood the onslaught. Yes, another day is ticked away and this episode walks through the doors of history, soon to be forgotten by those who have no direct contact with Professor Bell. But the feedback filters through the ventilation system here at Parkside, encompassing and haunting the non-apathetic student. This feedback can be simply paraphrased as; "an empty school, lonely hall, behind; an echoing footstep! should I walk or run? Thomas Heinz Opinions requested on parking To the Editor: A team of P arkside students is planning to present a proposal for a new parking system. We would like the opinions of those who park at Parkside before we make the presentation. It would be greatly appreciated if the following questionaire could be filled out and turned in at the information desk by those involved. 1. The parking system would be more desirable if there was one color of parking permits. A. Agree B. Disagree C. Don't Care. 2. Saturday and night students should be required to purchase a permit. A. Agree B. Disagree C. Don't Care. 3. There should be an X amount of cents added to the tickets of non-students who attend special events (concerts, basketball continued on page 3 Kenosha com in THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 3 A science of laughter by Bill Robbins After being pointed and laughed at most of my life, I decided to get paid for it." That, among other less facetious reasons, is why Pete Christensen became a comedian.Kenosha-born and-bred, Christensen is anincreasinglyfamiliar figure on the midwest entertainment scene. He has performed at one-third of this state's colleges and universities, including Parkside, and has worked numerous big-name nightspots, including the Playboy Club. His formula for success is as simple as it is original: "Humor can be approached from three different perspectives: as a business, a science, or as an art form. I look at it as a science. I try to discover what people laugh at and why, then I experiment with different kinds of humor while analyzing reactions." Christensen formally began his career at 19. Informally, much to the dismay of his teachers, he has been performing since elementary school. He first publicly announced his desire to become a comic when he was in third grade; his teacher rolled her eyes and suggested a more realistic career. Now, at 22, Christensen abhors the many stigmas attached to comedians. "For two years I wouldn't tell anyone that I was actually working as a comedian. If I told someone, they would think I was either bragging or lying or nuts. Even today my relatives ask, "Can't you get a job at American Motors?" Why then, does he remain a comedian? "For me, the life is creatively gratifying. Also, like all Kenoshans, I'm lazy and a natural lier." Christensen's humor is suggestive, volatile, and Conference to discuss almost always potentially offensive. One of his tavorue comedic targets is Kenosha: "They could take all the sincerity in Kenosha and put it in a pea and still have room for my agent's heart." Still, with all his provocative pot shots at people and society, Christensen rarely exempts himself from satirical debasement. In fact, one of his most effective laugh-eliciting techniques is verbal self-abuse. "My biggest fear in life is that I'm gonna die and come back reincarnated as myself," quips the rapidfire comic. Later, "They're gonna make a game show based on my sex life. It'll be called "Split Second"." Once, while performing at Wilmot High School, a questionable arena for Christensen's humor, he was thrown off stage. He explains: "The principal's wife was offended by my jokes about masturbation. I think I struck too close to home." Attesting to the substantial difficulty of gaining widespread recognition is his lamely selling comic L.P. entitled "It All Comes Out in the End." Only 600 copies have been sold in its one year of e xistence. Says Christensen: It'll end up on the bargain rack at K-Mart if I'm lucky." But the fast talking comedian is not to be discouraged, either by present vicissitudes or by the hard road ahead. He has written a book, "It's Only Skin Deep," about a contemporary Ishmael in search of a n ultimate cure for acne. The book will be published soon, pending Christensen's extrication from what he inelegantly calls his "current financial enema." If the book captures Christensen's flair for improvisational humor and spontaneous witticism, it promises to be worth reading. | RANGER I is looking for its | 1976-77 editor-in-chief I --A salaried position demanding at least 20-30 hours a week Experience in journalism necessary I Send resume of experience I and a statement of your goals for | RANGER to I Don Kopriva, Tallent 288 I I "At the Carousel you'll find a most delightful selection of gifts and flowers for Mother's Day - including •»r> m, specials on Roses and Carnations! Why not give us o coll ....or better yet, FIeTOr • n,, Cift Sh «» stop in." free delivery! 3818 - 60th Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 53140 Phone 654-3568 COCKTAILS QUIET women's studies MADISON-Three UWParkside people will be panelists and discussion leaders at a University of Wisconsin System conference for faculty and administrators in Women's Studies programs to be held in Madison, Thursday, April 29 through Saturday, May 1. Those involved with the conference are: Joseph Boisse, director of the Library; Teresa Peck, assistant Professor of Education; and Kenneth Herrick, Collection Development Librarian. The theme of t he conference is "Development of Resources for Women's Studies." It will open Thursday evening with a welcome by System Senior Vice President Donald K. Smith and a panel on "The Basis for Building Women's Studies Programs Library Resource continued on page 4 24th and 25th on 60th St. Kenosha, Wisconsin Letters con't. continued from page 2 games, etc.) to help pay for parking. A. Agree B. Disagree C. Don't Care. Linda Truax Issues should be delayed To the RANGER Staff: In our recent discussion, the discussion concerning the Ranger's endorsement, I feel I avoided your questions. My seemingly lack of knowledge on issues you felt were of campus importance, I feel were no more than issues of importance to a precious few at this time. Most of the students at Parkside, including myself feel very little need to explore the value of Rigid University of Wisconsin Parkside policies which only a united student body could have hopes of c hanging. So that is the reason I hoped the Ranger staff had the insight to discuss the value of student unity more than the issues of special interest groups. This by no means is to say these issues you wished to discuss should never be handled or cared for. But the handling of these issues should be delayed until the students stand united. If the present student government and it's leadership tried to fulfill the basic needs of the students first, such problems as you asked could be handled effectively. And if the Ranger based it's endorsement* on the students needs more than it based it on questions of special interest groups the Ranger could be a forerunner in getting a more responsive student government. A student government responsive to the needs of t he entire student body, not the precious few. Lawrence R. Tripp ex Candidate for President P.S. This letter was written prior to the student elections. ANHEUSER-BUSCH. IN C. • ST. LOUIS When you say Budweiser, you've said it all! E. F . M adrigrano 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 Students unprepared American education failing (CPS) - The Office of E ducation (under the Department of Health, Education and Welfare,) came out with a policy statement on career education which reflects the current criticism leveled against American education. The crux of that office's conclusions is that American education is failing to prepare students for the "world of work." The policy statement concludes that: -To many people leaving the American educational system are deficient in the basic skills required for a modern, rapidly changing society. -Too many students fail to see the meaningful relationships between what they are being asked to learn in school and what they will do when they leave the educational system. -American education, as presently structured, meets the educational needs of that minority of peo ple who eventually graduate from college. It fails to give attention to the vast majority of students who will never graduate from college. -American education has not kept pace with the rapidity of c hange in our "post-industrial occupational society." As a result, when worker qualifications are compared with job requirements, there are tremendous numbers of o ver-educated and under-educated workers. The boredom of t he over-educated worker and the frustration of the under-educated worker have contributed to "growing worker alienation in the total occupational society." -The growing need for and presence of women in the workforce has not been reflected adequately in high school or college. -Insufficient attention has been given to learning opportunities which exist outside the structure of f ormal education. -The general public, including parents, business and labor, has not LEE SAUSAGE SHOP Home of t he Submarine Sandwich 261$ Washington Awe. 634-237$ The B est Ham Sandwich in T own SMITTY'S Highway 3 1 a nd C ounty T runk E been given an adequate role in the forming of educational policy at all levels. -American education does not meet the needs of minority or economically disadvantaged students. . -Education after high school has not given enough emphasis 10 occupational programs being "inharmony with academic programs. The Carnegie Corporation, a private educational foundation which gave over $13 million in grants last year, also came to the conclusion that higher education has not fulfilled its obligations and is heade or serious trouble. But, contrary to the government's stress on more career-oriented education, the Carnegie report found that there s been too much emphasis on economic and career goals. The Carnegie study was capped by an essay by its president, Alan Pifer, entitled Higher Education in the Nation's Consciousness. Pifer warned that unless great changes are made, the nation's colleges could end up as an "array of s tagnant institutions, plagued by low morale, unable to meet the demands of s ociety." To counteract this trend, said Pifer, universities "must stop trying to sell higher education to potential students on the grounds primarily of its economic benefits." The emphasis, rather, should be on developing "intellectual abilities, humanistic understanding and aesthetic sensibilities." The Carnegie findings also concluded that liberal arts, "which are the very heart of higher education," must not be neglected. "We dare not turn out narrowly trained graduates who lack the breadth and flexibility of mind that will be required for intelligent decision-making in a rapidly changing world." Women Development." General sessions on Friday are: "Introduction to Women's Studies at Wisconsin Campuses," "How to Develop a Women's Studies Program," and "Overcoming Resistance to Women's Studies." Concurrent workshops will offer those attending a choice of such topics as program funding; publicizing and drawing faculty into women's studies programs; solving problems of interdisciplinary instruction; the continued from page 3 student experience in women's studies; course content, structure, and materials; outreach as a component on women's studies programs; and building interdisciplinary women's studies library collections. Further information is avilable from UW-Central Administration: Dr. Karen Merritt, 1630 Van Hise Hall, Madison 53706, (608) 262-5851; or Audrey Roberts, 1549 Van Hise Hall, Madison 53706, (608) 262-3761. Reeves, Kubly finalists Two Parkside professors are among finalists in the annual awards competition of the Wisconsin Council for Writers. One of the professors, Thomas Reeves, is also a successful candidate for a summer National Endowment for the Humanities research grant of $2,000 for a new biography. Reeves, a professor of history, is a nominee in the book length non-fiction category for his biography, "Gentlemen Boss: The Life of Chester A. Arthur," published by Aarthur A. Knopf, and warmly received by reviewers in both scholarly journals and in the popular press. Herbert Kubly, professor of English, is a nominee in the booklength fiction for his novel, "The Duchess of Glover," published last spring by Doubleday and soon to be issued in paperback by Avon. Kubly received the Council's 1970 award for book length nonfiction for "Gods and Heroes," his travel memoir of Greece in the last days of the monarchy and won a National Book Award for an earlier volume j "American in Italy." Winners will share in $2,500 in prizes to be awarded in six categories on April 24. Reeves is the first Parkside nominee to be successful candidate for the prestigious awards, which will provide moneys for research on former Wisconsin Senator Joe McCarthy, which will form the basis for a upcoming biography to be published by Stein and Day. Field school continued from page 1 Stoffle, coordinator of the Anthropology discipline. The motel feasibility study is one area proposed for student participation. In order for the tribe to make a decision on the construction of a tribally owned and operated motel a survey of the attitudes and needs of tourists frequenting the area is needed. "In an intensive study we would hope to survey over 2,000 tourists in the area at the north rim of the Grand Canyon, at Jacob's Lake, in Zion National park, and elsewhere in the The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Editorial and Business mm?. Newsroom 553-2295. business 553-2287; EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsma NEWS & PR ODUCTION COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner NEWS DEPARTMENTS: ADMINISTRATION & P OLICIES: Mick Andersen STUDENT GROUPS-SPEAKERS-EVENTS: Diane Carlson, SMI: Dave Brandt Terri Gayhart FEATURE EDITOR: Mick Andersen COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry SPORTS EDITOR: Thorn Aiello VISAGE EDITOR: jeffery j. swencki BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER: Gerry Ferch PHOTO EDITOR: Michael Nepper WRITERS: Judy Trudrung, Betsy Neu, Carol Arentz, Kai Nail Phil Hermann, Bill Barke, Thomas Heinz, Terry A. Maracc ni PHOTOGRAPHERS: Terri Gayhart, Jeffrey j. swencki - *• region", Stoffle enthused. Among the other projects to be tackied this summer are the mapping and preliminary laying out of trails on the tribal lands, as well as tentative environmental survey work. The work on the trails will "take into consideration the interesting features of the flora and fauna, as well as the geography and archeology of the area," according to Stoffle. "We don't have time to build trails, nor would we want to rush into it, but we hope to lay the groundwork for another season's work," Stoffle added. Perhaps one of the most interesting features of e xperiential education is its impact on those who interact with the selfmotivated learner. When questioned on Paiute reaction to last summer's invasion by incipient anthropologists Stoffle replied, "That's really hard to say. I would say that we were the largest group of AngloAmericans ever to reside on the reservation. It created a situation of intensive contact between Paiutes and Anglos as equals rather than the typical dominantsubordinate relationship found in most Anglo-Paiute interactions." "It probably will change Paiute attitudes towards Anglos somewhat," he concluded. THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 5 Piaget goes to kindergarten by Mick Andersen The New Kindergarten, an affiliate of Kenosha's New Nursery, is definitely not one of those operations where the little crumb-crushers run around terrorizing their animal-cracker eating teachers, while doting parents enthuse over the advantages of e litist education - all in the name of the 4 'open classroom." Instead the New Kindergarten approach is scientifically sound, and incorporates the theories of F rench developmental psychologist Jean Piaget into a pragmatic program for children of d iffering cultural backrounds and wide and varied social and economic status. The ideas of Piaget are fast coming into vogue these days as a means of allowing children the right of self-expression while giving the necessary structure for optimal educational and social performance. Karen Malsch, a Parkside senior, coordinates the kindergarten. Malsch sees "the manipulation of objects as the best way of learning. The child's active exploration is done through a rich and diverse environment." The students are grouped into classes according to developmental progress not according to chronological age - another important Piagetian principle. While there is no age limit for enrollment the current range of ages is from 4 to 6 years, with many of the children proficient at reading, some at the junior high school level. Not all the children are gifted however, Ms. Malsch explained. Many of the students function within the "normal" range of abilities. "What is most important is the child's qualitative thought," Malsch asserted. "Most schools emphasize quantitative thinking, or how much the children know, cramming facts and figures into the curriculum without much concern for the process of learning. We believe that how a child thinks is as important as what he knows," she added. Children actively involved in the learning process is-the cornerstone of the New Kindergarten approach and is readily evident by the layout of the physical plant. There is a sandbox with measuring tools to facilitate comparisons, easels are always available for painting, a clay area with five potters' wheels has someone who teaches ceramics, and there is even a library learning center - complete with books and quiet area. A home-life area, or "Wendy House," and an area for carpentry prompted this reporter to question Ms. Malsch on the possibility of these serving to teach the children a sexist view of the division of labor. "There doesn't seem to be a lot of active sex differences," Ms. Malsch replied. "The children really don't divide themselves in that way." The role of teacher is a unique one when practiced from the Piagetian view. "There are at least two people acting in the teaching capacity at all times," Ms. Malsch explained, "our belief is that no one person can be the source of all knowledge." Malsch added tha the student-teacher ratio is between four and six to one, and that both men and women are employed there. This rather egaliterian concept of the teacher's role has another dimension: "We see the teacher as an educational facilitator, rather than s a dicitator like you might fine in a traditional school setting," Malsch declared. "Children should be encouraged to pursue their own interests." Ms. Malsch took pains to emphasize the difference between the open-classroom approach and that of the "free school." "People often confuse the open classroom with the free school. An o pen classroom gives freedom within structure and children, especially young children, need structure," she concluded. The New Kindergarten and New Nursery schools operate out of the St. Joseph's High School building in Kenosha, though they are non-sectarian ventures. Student working with ceramics at Kenosha's "New Kindergarten." photo by Van Thompson The P.A.B. invites you to The 8th Annual "The End" Celebration May 22 & 23 Under the circus tent. 2 Big days of entertainment, beer and fun for all ( IsT J C/>6olf pays 51/2% on pa§§book Savings'. f On-Campus Service. . .Room 235 Tallent Hall Phone: 553-2150 Main Office: 1400 No. Newman Rd. Racine Phone 634-6661 HEY PARKSIDE!! Oly Draft is Here mJts the Water® OLYMPIA BREWING COMPANY O IYMP1A • ST.PAUL Diet. by C.J.W. Inc. 3637 - 30th Avenue, Kenosha LLINOIS ARTS COUNCIL BICENTENNIAL THEATRE TOUR GOODMAN THEATRE CENTER or THE ART INSTITUTE or CHICAGO , PrnniM DANDELION WINE By Roy Bradbury Adopted By P ete, John Botley April 28 7:30 p.m. COMM ARTS THEATER Gen. adm.-$2 public, $1 UW-P students Tickets at Info. Kiosk In p art k, Tfc. Art.^Coukcll Tfc. N .ttoa.1 Brat Stop 1-94 & Highway 50 "Live entertainment every Thursday night" April 29 - SPANK April 30 - SASS May 1 - TRUC 6 TH E PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 Hello Wisconsin. Our name is Olympia Beer, and we're new around here. You may have already heard of us. From friends. Or when you were visiting another part of the country. There are those around who think we're one of the finest premium beers in America. We think so too. If that sounds just a bit immodest, it shouldn't. You see, while we're new around here, we're not new to brewing beer. We've been making crisp, clean tasting Olympia since 1896. That's when our founder, Leopold Schmidt, discovered what he considered to be the finest brewing water he'd ever come across. And when he found the area around that brewing water also grew exceptional hops and especially rich grains, he went about the business of brewing Olympia Beer. Through four generations, Olympia has maintained that same dedication to quality that Leopold Schmidt brought to the brewing of his beer. And while lots of beers are willing to tell you that they do too, we can prove it's true for us. How? Well, just to give you one example, from 1942 to 1946 when World War II m eant that many basic raw materials were restricted, rather than put out an inferior product, Olympia chose to withdraw from most of its markets. It's still the way we work today. If the quality of the ingredients just doesn't measure up to our standards, we'd rather stop selling Oly (that's what most of our friends call us) than sell you something just to be making sales. And we'd rather wait to move into a new area till we're certain that the Olympia Beer we're bringing in would be something Leopold Schmidt would be proud of. That's what took us so long to get here. In eighty years, we've never compromised the quality of our beer for anything. Not even to be with new neighbors. A great beer doesn't change. Olympia never will. Studies indicate Colleges male dominated (CpS)_"It's a man's world" may still hold true on college c ampuses, despite attempts by the women's movement to eliminate discrimination in higher education. k Most colleges are dominated by male profs who are "relatively insensitive" to issues affecting their female students and colleagues, according to an analysis of the attitudes of professors at four-year institutions. The data, which was compiled by the American Council of Education during 1972-73, was analyzed recently by Elizabeth Tidball, a physiology professor at George Washington University. Tidball found that male and female teachers were more supportive of students of their own sex. However, since men faculty members greatly outnumber women, " the climate for men students is more cordial" than for women students. Male faculty members were considerably less interested in issues like discrimination and child care than were the female profs. "The relatively small proportion of women faculty on most campuses assures that women students will have few adult, same-sex role models," says Tidball. While the women faculty are affirming of women ... . - 1 ' • "" ' - ijHM nil ill i •• '• - students, their own level of sel f-esteem runs very low. The examples of achieving women for students at most institutions are faculty who are clustered in the lower ranks without tenure, and faculty whose salaries are less than those of their men colleagues at every rank." Women students find the most supportive environments at women's colleges, according to Tidball. About 45 p ercent of the faculty members there are women, and they rate themselves higher in self-esteem than do women teaching in co-educational universities and colleges. Male profs at women's colleges also expressed a greater concern for issues affecting women. The highest percentage of men who disagreed strongly with the statement: "male students comprehend course material better than female students," taught at women's colleges. In a study of wom en achieves conducted by Tidball several years ago, she found that "graduates of women's colleges are twice as likely to be cited for career achievement as are women graduates of coeducational institutions." Her findings were based on a five-decade comparison of 1,500 women selected at random from Who's Who Of American Women. Wednesday, April 28 Skellar: from 11:30-1:30 Student Concert: 3:30 p.m. in Comm. Arts Theater Gallery: Parkside Art Association Student Art Show opens at 5:00 in Comm. Arts Gallery. Play: Organic Theater production of Ray Bradbury's "Dandelion Wine. Comm. Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. Admission $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for general admission. Thursday, April 29 Lecture: Parkside Activities Board presents Julian Bond at 8 p.m. Admission $1 for Parkside students and $1.50 for general admission. Friday, April 30 Concert: Jazz Band at 3 p.m. in Student Activities Building. Free. Conference: "Man and Industry" 8 p.m. in Comm. Arts Theater. Also May 1. Lecture: "Feminism and Socialism" in Classroom D101 Saturday, May 1 Conference: "Man and Industry" in Middle Main Place at 8:30 a.m. Events information must be in Ranger office by Thursday noon. "What's Next?" is the topic of Georgia legislator Julian Bond, self-described apotheosis (or perfect example) of the "new politics," for a lecture at Parkside 's Communication Arts Theater at 8 p.m. on Thursday, April 29, under sponsorship of the student Parkside Activities Board. The program is part of the current Accent on Enrichment series at Parkside. Tickets are $1.50 fo r the public and $1 for Parkside students and are on sale at the campus Information Center in Main Place, Sears in Kenosha and TEAM Electronics in Racine. JHE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 7 GOOD FOOD RESTAURANT HOURS: Mon. - THURS 6 a.m. - 11 p.m. Fri. & Sat; 6 a.m. - 1 p.m. Sun. 6 a.m. - 8 p.m. LOCATED AT 245 MAIN STREET IN RACINE •) & J** ^ A* <<>s V® •<< LESS THAN IHE-HALF KCIINOAVY FAItE 544 Slate St. Madison, Wis. 53703 ((>08) 25(5-5551 ALSO EURAILPASS & BRITRAIL PASS © Utv.Travel Charters iMf> kit. NAME ADDRESS PHONE IM IN TERESTED I N— — LONDON _ FRANKFORT — ZURICH _ PARIS 54H S+a-tc S4. Maci isov\, Wi s S5T0S • (EOS) ZS4-SSSI Julian Bond Summer Session Timetables are available this week at these locations: • Classroom Bldg. Concourse • Main Place Information Center • Student Records Office, Tallent Hall, Room 181 Continuing students: To have a pre-printed packet at registration, fill out a blue IBM card , Live Rock Music^on Saturday Night PEGASUS at the Back Do or The Sack Door Tickets for the special Captain Beyond/Pegasus concert on sale now at Beautiful Day, JJ Audio Capital, Racine Motor Inn Racine Motor Inn's New Action Spot (formerly the Great Lakes Room) • Foosball Tables • Drinking and Dancing Doors Open 7:00 Music starts 8:30 *1.00 Cover 633-3551 6th at Main RACINE ^JVIOTOR INN 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 The P.A.B. invites you to The 8th Annual "The End" Celebration May 22 & 23 Under the circus tent. 2 Big days of entertainment, beer and fun for all STRENGTH OF SHINE Because of friends, love, and love of life. 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(Open Sundays) -Gene's™ sit thinking miss-tempered metaphores similar to something familiar to us yet so different the image would catch upon the third eye of demension untumbled in time spacially stabile, yet in truth, a real You. and You on reading this human impurity might realize the reality in ambition such as mine and drawn to reading more might know how littered i am i am with visages of living You. but we are condemned to wallow in words and willows and i don't just want to love You i want to Be You. but here i sit typewriting my way to Gone alone again. jeffrey j. swencki No. 1 Slipping out of peels Stepping out of modesty Unveiling the shrine a lifetime took to build, but quickly to dissemble A no velty worn thin...trembling Expecting, not exploring but wanting to enjoy nonetheless - sometimes too much A D esperado searching... racing past the sidelines of tenderness as Numb rejects Joy Impatient... Frustatrated... again. (Kathy Johns) untitled meditation 1 if it weren't for the fact that i am so tired, life might have ^ken on a much brighter glow the exultation n that some times in fuses that t k a 1 is 1 n w l not f there i can hardly push the keys Of the typewriter that makes its own decision there are times where philosophizing does not work. this is one of those times life can go place itself in a bag. i wish i could wake up please? bruce wagner 4 5 76 to neck ©o peon! ©o petto! she mmmwmKm te coming T villa capri plaza kenosha 551-9945 m CRB INSURANCE INSURE YOUR BIKE AT LOW, LOW COST Insure your bike for two months, for the summer, for the year. Passenger liability is available, too. Call CRB at 639-0900. Get a "QuickQuote" on CRB's low, low cost motorcycle insurance. 4061 NORTH MAIN STREET MAIN AND 3-MILE ROAD PHONE 639-0900 If usage Poetry prose performed Tfiaage f Bruce Wagner Mick Andersen Daniel Ramirez jeffrey j. swencki by Bruce Wagner On W ednesday, April 14, I took part in something I never took part in before. A good friend of mine, jeffrey j. swencki, and the English department, sponsored a poetry-prose reading open to students and faculty. Ten of Parkside's poetry-prose writing students took part in the reading. The night began with Jack Cody whose soothing verse prologued the evening. Mick Andersen followed presenting several comments of t he political situation of t he years past, along with some provocative comments on heroes of the day. Parside's answer to George Carlin, Bill Barke, came next with a few seriocomic views of the world which provided a welcome dramatic relief to all. ; I took the stool next with poems ranging from the serious to the satiric. After Betty Olson's three excellent poems, and a new look into the haiku world we took a break. Billiards and magic, captured in short stories, were presented by Art Monterastelli and Mark Schall followed by well received poetry by Lorraine Bose. The most accomplished poet of the night, Daniel Ramirez, read several selections dealing with his life and ours. jeffrey j. swencki then took the stool himself reading several of his VISAGE poems and few unpublished works, including one written eight years ago. This ended the reading but not the craving for more. We retired to a local establishment and began planning our next evening, May ?. H EI EE MAN'S Old y Stijl? Pure Brewed From God's Country. On tap at the Skellar One o f ( he Midwest's Meet C omplete SPORTING GOODS DEALERS Plenty of FREE Parking 9 00 CM Q- < a LU O Z < Qt Jack Cody THE UALITY OURSE PABST-Since 1844. The quality has always come through. Live Disco Music " at Lighthouse II Shimbo Daddy WED., THURS., FRI., SAT., SUN. COVER: ST.00 FREE Drink with admission on Wed., Thurs. and Sunday II I 1146 SA&Uclcut IRd., TCenatfa $ j4TH AVENUE AT 62ND STREET KENOSHA. WISCONSIN 53140 Photos by Terri Guvhart The best jobs come toSnelling&Snelling. Your first job is the single most important step towards your future, and your chances of finding the right job are better at Snelling and Snelling in Kenosha. For personal counseling with your career objectives; stop in, send resume or call. Where New Futures Begin. . 2031 22nd Ave., Villa Capri Plaza, Kenosha, Wis. 53140 (414)552-7850 10 THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 Attention: All V.W. Parkside Veterans If you are a veteran planning to attend summer school, it is mandatory that you make sure as soon as. possible that you are certified for summer school in order to receive V.A. benefits. For m ore information please call 553-2481 or check in room 115 Tallent Hall. Parkside Food S ervice Says: GO FLY A KITE! And you can own a Skyscraper free with any food p urchase of $ 1.00 or more at THE BURGER SHOPPE Starting Wednesday, April 28 HURRY! Only 500 to be given away! by Thom Aiello. .Sports Marathon Goals realized through pain Tennis team rolls along; crushes Carroll, Carthage Since losing the season-opener against Marquette University, the men's tennis team has rolled past the next five teams: Carthage, Milton, Carroll, St. Norbert, and Northeastern Illinois. Last Saturday's match, at Milton College, was rained-out. Coach Dick Frecka said, "I thought Carroll and Carthage would be tougher." Parkside won those 9-0 and 8-1, respectively. Frecka named Gregg Pfarr and number-one player Chris Johnson as his two best players to date. Both lead the squad in wins. Mike Olson is still undefeated for the Rangers, but missed last week's play while vacationing with his family. Wednesday has Parkside hosting Concordia College, while UWWaukesha Center visits on Friday. Next Monday UWP has a rematch at Northeastern Illinois. All starting times are 3 p.m. ®INOS Northside 3728 D ouglas 639=7115- Southside 18 16-16th S t. 634-1991 FINE FOODS & COCKTAILS PICK UP OR PIPING H OT FOODS DELIVERED TO YOUR H OM E Racine, Wisconsin CHICKEN STEAKS SEAFOOD CHOPS PIZZA LASAGANA RAVIOLI MOST ACCIOLI GNOCCHI SPAGHETTI SANDWICHES BOMBERS HAMBURGERS BEER SOFT DRINKS WINES Twenty-six miles, 385 yards. The marathon. Add to that the name of a city - Boston. The sum of t his is something magical, something mystical. Totalled, you get the Boston Marathon. You have an event that has been run 80 times now, including last Monday. You have an attraction that brought 1,898 runners from various countries, with various colors, sizes, and shapes, to try to meet the challenge of the course head-on again this year. Males and females now run the marathon, though it hasn't always been that way. In fact, only in recent years have women been allowed to run the streets and hills of Boston, legally. This year, winning the women's section of the marathon, was Kim Merritt, a 20 year old Parkside junior. Her time: 2 hours, 47 minutes, 19 s econds. Jack Fultz, the men's winner this year, clocked 2:20.19. That's an indication that Merritt, running only her third marathon ever, did a pretty decent job battling the intense heat (said to be in the 90's), fighting-off a nagging ankle injury, and out-running all but 162 other runners. A p air of s ore, blistered feet served as evidence to the feat. Wearing number 65, Merritt, who won t^ie AAU championship at Central Park in New York this past fall, finished well ahead of C alifornia's highlytouted Miki Gorman. Did Merritt's coach, Vic Godfrey, feel she had first-place in her? "I thought that if everything was alright, she had a good chance of winning." But, Godfrey aditted he wasn't too sure about the ankle injury and the effect it might have. Godfrey said he understood Merritt "had a lot of trouble with six miles to go," but said that is "understandable with that kind of heat." He said that after 70 degrees you start getting into the trouble area with marathon runners. He said "the time, considering the heat, was phenominal." Godfrey thought the race by Merritt was "a fantastic performance on her part...As far as I'm concerned, it was a remarkable human performance." He added that the time was especially good when compared with the men's times. Track coach Barb Lawson said later, "We knew the heat was going through the area....It's just amazing to be able to finish in the heat." The win by Merritt didn't exactly take Lawson by surprise though: "That (winning the marathon) had been her goal ever since September. It was the only thing she had set her goal on." So, while what Godfrey said was true - that "the only damper on the whole day" was that Lucian Rosa of P arkside couldn't run - it was still a day to remember for Kim Merritt. A day of accomplishment. A day of agonizing joy. A time when unrealistic goals suddenly were real. Batmen caught in clash; road trip continues Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner's baseball squad upped its record to 10 wins and 6 losses by winning three out of five games in the last week and one-half. On April 16 Parkside, led by a 4-hitter from pitcher Tom Vogt, beat a ' very tough UW-Stevens Point team, 5-3. Leftfielder Andy Johnson, a freshman, hit a key home-run with a man on base in that contest. The second half of the double-header didn't turn out quite so well though, as the visiting Rangers were smashed, 10-0. A fourth inning fly ball stirred a controversy in that game. The ball, hit by a Stevens Point player, was nearly caught in what seemed to be foul territory. But it was called a fair ball instead. About the "questionable fly ball," as he called it, Oberbruner said, "It was foul by a good foot." He contended that his outfielder's feet were "in bounds," but it's "where you touch the ball" that is important. The "touch" was made in foul territory. That play then led to a 6-run inning which left the Rangers behind 8-0. Tom Rachel took the loss. Parkside was beaten 5-0 the next day by UWSP , even though Ross Donnelly hurled another 4-hitter. In that game, Johnson just missed another homer that could have tied the game 4-4. T he Rangers had problems getting the "clutch" hits after getting men on base. The last few innings of that game were played though it was very wet. The second game was rained-out. Last Thursday the Rangers swept a home double-header against UW-Waukesha Center by scores of 5-2, 3-0. In the first game Donnelly pitched his second straight 4-hitter, though he hurt himself with four walks. Brian Francour tossed a 5-hitter in game two. Oberbruner said, "The big thing was the pitching in the second game." Jeff Martinek had three hits in the contest, while catcher Jim McKenna, trying to break an early-season batting slump, cracked a two-run triple. Until last Thursday, Johnson's .487 batting average led the Ranger hitters. Saturday's scheduled twin-bill at St. Norbert College was rainedout. It was being rescheduled for Monday. This Friday the squad will be at Illinois-Chicago Circle for a noon double-header. Next Monday the team plays at the Milwaukee School of Engineering and, on Tuesday, will be at Lake Forest (111.) Col lege. Both days will have 1 p.m. twin-bills. W.I.M. coming THE PARKSIDE RANGER April 28, 1976 11 Women In Motion (WIM) will start at Parkside this week and it is offered free to women who want to lose some weight and inches and help their overall condition. WIM is headed by Kathy Johns, a Parkside senior, who knows many of the problems women have getting in shape. Johns got involved with conditioning by working out a t a Racine h ealth spa. She noticed that Par kside had no programs for women wanting to exercise and lose weight and condition, free from the embarrassment of having men witness the grimaces and groans of an out-of-shape body trying to attain a new stature. So, with Carole Vopat of the English department and Pat Brentano of the art staff serving as advisors, and with some help from Vic Godfrey Johns started WIM. She sa id, "Why should people pay $3 00 a year when they can work out for free?" After attending the spa for some time, Johns said some women were asking her for exercising pointers at school after noticing the change in her appearance. Johns would stay after classes, showing some different exercises. "Practically every day I'd be on the floor showing people things," she said. Already having 45 a pplicants, the $30 Johns has personally spent on advertising is starting to pay-off in interest. But Johns has not closed the door on latecomers. Any women still interested can start getting involved by calling Johns at 654- 9578, or asking for information at continued on page 12 Gardening discussed Trackmen attempt Olympic qualifying Saturday placing CarUlaSe Invitational last the 15-team shortened W? , raln -?bbreviated meet. Carthage won heading the team th!l ln *L Assistant coach Vic Godfrey, the Drake Relays said™"Tt use head coach Bob Lawson went to the wea^CT 'concerned/'38 ^ ° f ^ WeekendS' 35 far 35 JtaHeWngwo^in u y £° r 7 Ra" gers were 016 tw<Mnile walkers - and John Van n™ n 777 37 Se°° nds ' followed ^ Haasa" second in die shnt 41 Halbur placed fifth. Pat Burns took 440 relay tin " 7 ^ SPiekerwaa third in the mile run. The " u re»ay team was s ixth. attemnftntLu C^ee (New York city area), Heiring will kilometer walk Thaf' 01y7'C tr5 r - outa hy competing in a 20 aualifv is nnp h 71,31 ' saround !2(4 miles. The time he needs to quality 1S one hour and thirty-six minutes m^hnn^nf V?!0P, mentS' *** Fre<iericksen placed third in the marathon run at the Drake Relays in Des Moines, Iowa. Weather halts track meet Lawson's wav o T 11 "as just terrible," was coach Barb InvTmZrH desCnbmS we a ther at Saturday's Uw-Plattevffle mtah77 771s tr3Ck team' minus Kim Merritt ' scored 12 points before ram halted the meet with Platteville winning and UWWhitewater one point ahead of the Rangers. tJ?"S S.^ter ^ h won discus event, was second in the shot put, and ™ the javelin. Kathy DeBaere ran her first mile ever, but was beaten by the only other competitor in the event. Lawson said, ohe ran tough." This Friday and Saturday, starting at 2 p.m. and 10 a.m. respectively Parkside will host the fifth annual Wisconsin Women's Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (WWIAC) track championships, with 13 colle ges expected to send teams. UW-La Crosse and UWMilwaukee are favorites, since UW-Madison wiU not compete this year. The men, meanwhile, will be in the UW-Whitewater Invitational on Tuesday and at the Carthage Invitational this Saturday. Badminton, anyone? Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl said he is interested in knowing how many Parkside women students are interested in playing badminton next year. The sport is being considered as an addition to the winter varsity sports program. Anyone interested should fill-out an information card at the Physical Education office (upstairs, Phy. Ed. Building) as soon as possible. Ask a secretary for the card. The Relays are United States Track & Field Federation championship events. Fredericksen, 20, turned-in a time of 2:23.58 in only his second marathon run ever. Coach Vic Godfrey said, "That makes him one of the best young marathon runners." His time was either the best or second be st in the NAIA this year. Fredericksen just missed the Olympic qualifying standard of 2:23 while chopping nearly ten minutes off of his time last year. Coach Bob Lawson, who accompanied the Parkside athletes, said, "Ray's got the potential....to be as good as Lucian (Rosa)." Rosa, bothered still by an Achilles tendon injury, ran much of the marathon with Fredericksen before dropping-out to avoid further injury. Having missed the Boston Marthon, which he was favored by some to win, Rosa is working very hard in preparation for the Summer Olympics. Long-jumper Jeff Sitz also made the trip to Iowa, but he fouled on two good jumps. Lawson still credited Sitz for "his ability to jump under pressure. He did a real good job." SHIRTS & JEANS FOR TALL M AN BIG MAN and REG. GUYS TOO! madar's 'The B ig and Tall men's shop Specialists" SO!4 7th ave. kenosha,wis. (414)657 5675 The scientific principles involved in organic gardening and practical hints on how to garden successfully will be covered in a University of WisconsinExtension noncredit class taught by Professor Robert Esser of UW-Parkside's Life Science department. Soil preparation, planning the garden, seed germination, preparing tender plants indoors, and conditioning them for outdoor planting are topics that will be considered. Dr. Esser will also show how to keep the garden producing to insure late crops as tee season wears on. The class will meet at UWParkside on three Wednesdays, April 28-May 12, at 7:30 p.m. Registration should be made with Extension at UW-Parkside, Phone 553 -2312. The P.A.B. invites you to The 8th Annual "The End" Celebration May 22 & 23 Under the circus tent. 2 Big days of entertainment, beer and fun for all Live Rock Entertainment 5 Nights a Week at Outrigger West W ED.-THURS.-FRI.-SAT.-SUN. CUP AND SAVE .ive Band Schedule ying from 8 P.M. to l :30 A. 5 Nites a Week Apr. 28 thru May 2— Chi Chi Band May 5 thru 9— Big Tips May 12— Orphan May 13— One Night Only STAT May 14 thru 16— Orphan May 19 thru 23— Ripper Jack May 26 and 27— Ripper Jack May 28 thru 30—" STAT June 2 thru 5— Ripper Jack June 9 thru 11— Pegasus utrigger West 1^5629 24th Ave. Ph. 654-9845 12 THE PARik^iut KANbbk April 28, 1976 Women 's sports The tides may be turning There appears to be a re-emergence of w omen sports in America, according to Barb Lawson, Parkside's women's athletic program coordinator since 1971. Lawson cited the fact that in the late 1920's and during the 1930's, women had organized softball leagues. But a war stopped that, and for a long time thereafter, "They've been stifled," said Lawson. For many years women were not involved in sports because of rumors that it would be harmful to the female body. Lawson said thoughts prevailed like, "If you play sports you won't be able to have kids....or, any muscle development would lead to tank-like shapes." Nowadays, according to Lawson, the tide may again be turning. Through people like Billie Jean King, and the women's movement., and magazines dedicated to women's sports and Title IX rulings, or the "fear" of those equal opportunity laws, it has now been made clear that sports are, in fact, good for the woman's body. Lawson said these varied groups all "made it (the issue) more vocal and they got the media coverage,"which helped." Another issue at hand was between the women themselves. The Association of Intercollegiate Athletics for Women (AIAW) had some conflicts with old-timer women that may have feared change and the newer-breed of women coaches, such as Lawson. Lawson, 27, said she could recall a conference meet once where the women winners received the smallest of awards. "I remember expressing my disbelief at the awards," she said. Lawson thinks "there's the glory of winning," but the athletes should receive "something tangible" as well. Now, it is much more progressive, she added. According to Lawson, the conflicts have been reduced because "we (the newer group) kept pushing things through," and some of the other people "have mellowed." An example was given where the newer breed felt it was alright to Softballers to face MATC, Dupage The women's softball team, coached by Wayne Dannehl, has compiled a 2-1 record in the early going. There have also been two rain-outs, including two home games last Saturday. A game scheduled for last Monday was questionable, depending on the condition of the Carthage field, where Parkside was to play. Parkside is batting .363 as a team, compared to a cumulative average of .180 for its opponents. Debbie Drissel's .727 batting average leads the club. The combined pitching of Barb Piasecki, Judy Kingsfield, and Diane Secor has allowed just 3.33 runs per game. The team was to play UW-Whitewater on Tuesday, then return home to play Milwaukee Area Technical College twice on Thursday. Next Monday the College of DuPage visits for a single game. Both dates carry a 4 p .m. starting time. ttOTVMS DE mpn Recipe U11V2. THE UERVICLE: 1. Find someone who has a freezer. 2. Put a bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold in it. 3. Go away. 4. Come back later that same day. 5. Open the bottle and pour a shot of the golden, viscous liquid. 6. Drink it with grace and dignity. Or other people, if they're not around. have men coaching women's teams, with the philosophy being that teams should be coached by the person best qualified. The older group felt women should have women coaches, no matter if the quality wasn't as high. Now, with severe budget cuts, many schools have changed to having men coaching women sports and it's being more readily accepted. Lawson feels scholarships can help a program and it doesn't mean "recruiting wars" have to start, like some men's programs at certain places have been producing. So, to her, the advent of women scholarships is welcome. Finally, Lawson thinks the sports magazines, like "Women's Sports" or "Sportswoman," will be a big help to high school girls to see that "there is something after the high school level." Lawson also said, "Those are now on the newstands and the girls can look at them." This exposure, with television, may encourage more women to work and, Lawson said, "If they would just work, they'd be good." RANGER is now accepting applications for editor. Send resume and statement to DonKopriva, Tallent 288. EUROPE 1/2 tart _ 800-325-4867 © Utr.Trctvel Charters W.I.Mr continued from page 11 the Information Kiosk. Classes presently are being held from 2:30 - 4 p.m. on Tuesday and Thursday in the wrestling room of the Physical Education Building. Johns made it perfectly clear that the meetings would be "pretty informal," yet "effective." It is planned to have piece exercises, dealing with various parts of the bodv: running, which is for overall conditioning; and flexibility, which includes stretching and toning. The last half-hour of each session will be for individual development. The twice-a-week class should also be supplimented with at least one home work-out per week, according to Johns. Johns said, "The only way you can have results is to work-out at least every other day." She added that a good diet should be blended with exercise, otherwise you may be solid, but you may not lose weight. Later on, Johns said, there may be a minimal charge and there may be a time change for the summer, so it is wise for anyone interested to join-up now since it's free, to see if the program is for them. London Colour...,The Dreamakers! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 3 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 5, 1976 EDITORIAL/OPINION 66 When in doubt, procrastinate 99 "When in doubt procrastinate" seemed to be the motto of the Faculty Senate at their last meeting when they chose not to deal with the issue of w hether student evaluations of faculty should be public information. A proposal which originated from the Academic Policies Committee and was recommended by the University Committee contained a passage which would have required that summaries of student evaluations be | on open file in divisional offices unless individual faculty members requested that their particular evaluations be withheld. The passage was deleted before a vote was taken on the rest of the proposal. William Murin, a member of the University Com­mittee, have the motion which sought to remove the passage saying that he was still awaiting the reaction of some divisions on the issue. A later discussion with Murin left in question whether delaying this issue was intentional or just another Senate blunder. Murin said he was unaware that the passage dealing with student evaluations was included in the recommendation, and that he had given divisional chairmen a later deadline for thier response on the matter. The proposal, as it was, tended to skirtjhe issue of whether or not the evaluations are public information £ince it allowed for professors to request that their particular evaluations remain confidential. The entire faculty could conceivably make such a request and then we'd have policy deeming the information public and a practice which keeps it confidential. -Even this particular proposal which answers the public information question with a maybe instead of a yes or no, was too heavy for the Faculty Senate to deal with right away, If more faculty input was required, then it might have been a nice idea to have it previous to the presentation of the proposal. It leads one to question why the University Committee sent the recommendation through if they felt more faculty input was necessary. Obviously someone on the committee must have read the entire proposal' before recommending it to the Faculty senate. What is needed, possibly, is a little organization so that a suitable proposal dealing with the question of-public information in relation to the student evaluations can be presented at theFaculty Senate's May meeting. The Parkside-RANGER The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Opinions expressed are not necessarily representative of those held by the students, faculty or administration of Parkside. Editorial and Business 553-2287; Newsroom 553-2295. EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannine Sipsma NEWS & PR ODUCTION COORDINATOR: Bruce Wagner NEWS DEPARTMENTS: ADMINISTRATION & P OLICIES: Mick Andersen STUDENT GROUPS-SPEAKERS-EVENTS: Diane Carlson, SMI: Dave Brandt Terri Gayhart FEATURE EDITOR: Mick Andersen COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry SPORTS EDITOR: Thorn Aiello VISAGE EDITOR: jeffery j. swencki BUSINESS MANAGER: Cathy Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER: Gerry Ferch PHOTO EDITOR: Michael Nepper WRITERS: Judy Trudrung, Betsy Neu, Carol Arentz, Kai Nail, Phil Hermann, Bill Barke, Thomas Heinz, Terry A. Maraccini PHOTOGRAPHERS: Terri Gayhart, jeffrey j. swencki FINE ARTS STAFF: jeffrey j. swencki, Thomas Heinz, Terry A. Maraccini, Terri Gayhart, Michael Nepper ~ fJ].! T' trT Defense rebutted: Maynard Ms. Jeannine Sipsma: I would like to draW your at­tention to page 4 of "THE PARKSIDE RANGER" (April 28,1976) under the boxed heading--THE PARKSIDE RANGER. You will notice the first sentence, it reads: "The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by the students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content." Now, if I understand your defense of "Ranger's" editorial policy correctly (which you so generously placed on page 2 of that same issue), then I believe that one word should be omitted from the above quoted sentence. That word is of course -- "the"; thus, the sentence should read: "The Parkside Ranger is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content" .This is so, because truely it is not "the students", but "students" (i.e. certain students) Mick amuck Bowden thanks helpers To the Students: I want to thank those students who s upported me in the recent PSGA elections. I hope you will continue your support by offering me your views and advice on PSGA-related matters. I expect to spend Considerable time in the PSGA office (LLC D-197; 553-2244) and would welcome the opportunity to speak with students there. I owe special thanks to my excellent campaign manager Rod Luft and to Lee Wagner, Ed Bielarczyk, Laura Bruno, Wil Fiedler, Dave Harris, Mary Arnold, Chris Meyer, Bill Young, Bruce Chakuno and Tom Kexel; all of whom provided me with support and encouragement. Kiyoko Bowden President PSGA To the Editor, Having spent most of my life actively involved in politics I can surely appreciate good political reportage. Unfortunately ac­curate quotations of political personages often send one's imagination off to the sardonic land of Unbelievability, and the avid reader of what Lord Tweedsmuir called "an honorable profession" becomes choked on cliche. So it was with Lee Wagner's recent exultation over the Bowden-Vlach victory in the P.S.G.A. elections. To quote Mr. Wagner the aforementioned electoral success was "a victory for the people." Immediately the question arose in my mind, is our former student government leader calling those who sup­ported Mr. Tripp or Mr. Nail "unpersons" by insinuation. This type of elitist politique seems to relegate those who did not supprt the winning ticket to the status of "aardvarks,'.' perhaps. Such political saavy qualifies Mr. Wagner fo£ t wo government-service oriented positions. The question is: does Jimmy Carter really need another speech writer, and will President Ford ever have enough time off from his busy campaign schedule to take ski lessons again? " Mick Andersen of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who make their political desires known via the Ranger's ink. If you would change that "sentence", then I believe that would actually be a more adequate representation of the truth concerning your recent endorsement of certevin P.S.G .A. candidates. Also, it would help in keeping people like me from misconstruing who the Ranger really belongs to. (?). David M. Maynard EDITOR'S NOTE: See new masthead. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR POLICY Letters to the editor! are welcome. Con-| tributions of up to 250 jwords are due by Thursday of each jweek. The Ranger editorial staff shall | (reserve the right to (edit for length and j (correct spelling. BU5M5S W-UMFl Bonanza Free with this coupon a bottle of beer with any steak dinner 3315 52 St., Kenosha Parkside students to sit for CPA ? by David Brandt During the past several months Dr. Mahesh Jain, assistant professor of Acco unting, has been working to change the Ac­counting Examining Board's ruling that made Parkside graduates inelligable to sit for the Wisconsin CPA exam. In a letter from Senator Berger, Jain was assured that the change was being made. In a March 1st meeting of the Legislative Joint Rules Com­mittee, Jain voiced dissatifaction with the Board's present policy. He proposed that accreditation be the sole responsibility of the academic community and the North Central Association, not the AEB. Last week Senator Berger wrote Jain saying, "I have waited to send you this letter until Iwas assured by Govenor Lucey's office that ho-would leave this statutory change in tact. I have been assured he will." The hew change is meant to abolish unnecessary restrictions the AEB had placed on in­dividuals desiring to become CPA's. In essence this will make Parkside graduates immediately eligable to sit for the CPA exam and eliminate the hassles encountered by past graduates. On May 7th at 3:00 p.m. the Parkside Accounting Club will be addressed by Dr. Kahtan A1 Yasiti, Dean, College of Business, Platteville, and Jack O'Donnel of Arther Andersen CPA firm. The two speakers are expected to comment on the statutory changes. All Parkside students are welcome to attend the meeting. Peter Ellis resigns by David Brandt On Monday April 26th Assistant .Professor Peter Ellis submitted his resignation to Vice Chancellor Bauer. Ellis, who is presently teaching business courses, said COCKTAILS he had received an attractive offer from Utah State and decided to accept it. Ellis' resignation was ap­parently due to unhappiness with the university. Although he QUIET * '' urt ouin or. Wisconsin Ofympia Brewing Company, Olympia. Washington -OLV Some things never --h™,,.. . First hinted at in 19 patent tor "a tool with which to open milk and fruit cans;' the sleek steel line ot the classic heer hook had to await the invention of the beer can by American Can in 1935. When employee Dewey Sampson was detailed to invent this penultimately functional tool, he succeeded in uniting 10 years of thirsty throats with the contents of millions of cans ot Oly. It to ok skill and ingenuity and the result just can't be improved upon. The same goes for Oly. Stime things never change. A great beer doesn't change Olympia never will. Beer doesn't get any better. refused to mention specific in* , cidents, he stated that he had experienced several "personal disappointments", and had made . his feelings known to the SMI Executive Committee. Bauer, who accepted the resignation, refused to comment on why it was given. Despite his resignation Ellis says he is not leaving Parkside disenchanted. In a statement to the Ranger Ellis wrote, "I have already expressed privately to my colleagues and the ad­ministration my warm feelings toward Parkside." In reference to his offer from Utah State, Ellis said it was at­tractive both financially and geographically. The Business Management program at Utah is apparently very strong and Ellis was impressed by its stimulating research environment. He said he was looking to leave Parkside anyway as it seemed to be ap­propriate from a career stand­point. As a final comment Ellis ex­pressed his respect for the Chancellor's commitment to Parkside, "The Chancellor deserves the support of all the faculty in implementing the recommendations of his special committee on the business management program." In addition, Ellis stated that Parkside "has a very bright future and the business management program can be expected to have an active role in the growth and development of this campus." .. Phillip and Esther Burnett receive well-wishers at a Main P lace reception Sunday on the occasion of their retirement. "Phil" Burnett, a professor of social sciences, was the first library director (1967), the third person hired for U.W.P. and has taught for tKfe last three years. Esther has taught English at Parkside, specializing in the biographical approach in h er American Laneuaee classes. FREE DELIVERY I flu tfowph. 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Thursday , May 6 Ego, Rainbow, Life Flow: A live experience by Jim Bailey. 1:00 p m CA D 155 (T V studio B). Friday, May 7 Concert: Parkside Jazz Ensembles at 7:30 p.m. in the CAT. Ego, Rainbow, Life Flow: A live experience by Jim Bailey. 1:00 & 7 • 30 p.m. CA D155 (TVstudio B). Saturday, May 8 Contest: 4th Annual Engineering Contest at 12:00 p.m. in CL D126. Free Sponsored by Parkside Engineering Students Assoc. and the Engineering Division. Sunday, May 9 Bicentennial concert: Parkside Chorus and Choral Chorale and the Racine Chorale at 3:00 p.m. in the CAT. Free. Student recital: Susan Kraschnewski, cello, with Mary Manulik, piano at 7:30 p.m. in the CAT. Tuesday, May 11 Bicentennial lecture: "Women and the American Revolution," by Linda Grant DePauw of George Washington University at 7:30 p.m. in CL 105. Free. THE QUALITY COURSE PABST-Since 1844. The quality has always come through. by Mick Anderson The Faculty Senate met Thursday, April 29th, to consider a number of resolutions and recommendations regarding a number of academic and in-situtional issues. A resolutiort on the dispute between Mathematics and Business Management and a recom­mendation on student and peer evaluation of instruction were considered by many to have highlighted the Senate action. The Senate decided that while the Business Management program did not follow previously agreed upon procedure regarding course duplication and overlay, it would allow Business Management 115 to be offered in the summer and fall terms of 1976. It was made clear that this was only an interim agreement and that Business would be required •o make application to the new dl-campus Course and Curriculum Committee for ap­proval beyond the fall term. The Senate also passed the recommendation of the University Committee with regard to policies and procedures for evaluation of instruction. The Senate,however, agreed only to pass the sections of the recommendation that put the University in compliance with Regent guidelines on student and peer evaluation. It delayed consideration on the issue of standardized format for all divisions and the current con­troversy over public access to student evaluations. According to William Murin, associate professor of Political Science, there is "a medium-sized battle" between Ranger and other student organizations, and the administration on what constitutes 'public information.' Walter Feldt, chair of the Faculty Senate, saw the issue of public information as "peripheral" to the Regents request. Chancellor AlanGuskin noted that the issue may be seen as peripheral to the Regent's request but was an important concept that may have to be decided in the courts unless the Senate and the divisions took an affirmative stand on o pening up the evaluations. He mentioned that the "Freedom of in­formation Act" was an area for potential lawsuit against the university. Murin mentioned that inquiries had been sent to the divisions to get a sense of cu rrent procedures and a concensus about the prospects of change. Murin said that the divisions were slow to respond and asked that the public information question be deleted from the day's consideration. In other action the Senate passed a resolution approving the merger of the Anthropology and Sociology faculties. They also approved an amendment of the University charter, charging the new Curriculum and Program Committee with the duties of the now inoperative College Course and Curriculum Committee. Division views evaluation issue GOOD F OOD RESTAURANT H OURS: Mon. - THURS 6 a.m. 11 p.m. Fri. & Sat. 6 a.m. - 1 p.m. Sun. 6 a.m. - 8 p.m. LOCATED AT 245 MAIN STREET IN RACINE by Bruce Wagner University Committee chairperson William Murin has requested of the divisional faculties their reaction to having student evaluations made public. The Social Science Divisional faculty met last Wednesday to consider that question. The five faculty members who showed up for the meeting were against such a thing happening at Parkside. Morton Nachlas, assistant professor of Sociology, was the most vehemently against it, saying that "students don't have to know about the student evaluations. The administration has been giving in too much to students." He also questioned whether students would give proper use to the evaluations. Gerald Greenfield, assistant professor of History, was more sympathetic than Nachlas, worrying that "our form is not the way to do it," meaning that for students to interpret such results correctly, they would have to put out thier own form. He suggested that the students attempt their own form with some input by faculty to get the information the students want. There will be a general call of the divisional faculty to find out their feelings on the subject and this will be sent to Murin and the University Committee for further consideration. oiiKrs Northside 3728 Do uglas 639-7115 Southside 1816-16th St. 634-1991 FINE F OODS & C OCKTAILS PICK UP OR PIPING HOT FOODS DELIVERED TO YOUR HOME 5*322. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 4, issue 31 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Echelbarger transfers Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 2 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 ,. Reflects on past Echelha:i-ger traDsf ers by Cathy Brnak Jewel Echelbarger, associate dean of students, has accepted the position of dean of student services at Central Wyoming College. Echelbarger came to-Parkside in 1968 as a member of the student affairs staff. She has served as a counselor, the coordinator of counseling services, a foreign student 'advisor, and an orientation counselor. Echelbarger said she enjoys the chance to work with persons of a different culture and ethnic backgrounds, having previously spent two years in the Peace Corps based in Cameroon, West Africa, and while working on her master's degree at Ohio State, she coordinated exchange programs with Japanese colleges. In 1972, she was named assistant dean of students, and in 1974, she was appointed to the position of associate dean of students. While at Parkside, she said s1'e's had a particular interest in adult students, veterans, and minorities. Echelbarger is best known for giving structure to student services and her work with student groups. Her efforts in conjunction with those of Allen Dearborn !}ave been instrumental in expanding the counseling services into areas designed to suit the students' needs. This included development of the areas of career counseling, adult student programs, veterans services, health services and housing. Echelbarger said that she wants to "see the staff goals set for next year," so student services will be operating smoothly when her successor is chosen. She plans to be here through the June orientation sessions and hopefully during the planning of the physical movement of the counseling services up to the main complex. Echelbarger believes that development of these areas has allowed the counseling staff "the breadth to relate to all students." Echelbarger has seen Parkside develop physically and academically to serve the students. In the future she hopes there will be further specialization within student services through the formation of specific departments to service adult students and veterans. She also hopes the counseling staff will continue to be a representative reflection of the student body by utilizing the resources of such people as Shirley Schmerling, Ken Oberbruner, Connie Berg, Abisola Gallagher, Cliff Johnson, and John Rodgers who can use their skills to counsel students concerning all types of problems including those not strictly in the academic area. She believes counseling must be separate from structured academic programs in order to give counselors the freedom to aid students with nonacademic problems. With regard to student groups, Echelbarger has been involved with formation or advising of almost every group on campus. She has served as a formal advisor for student government as well as informally working with other groups, such as Ranger, Vets Club, Magic Visage Organization, and others. Echelbarger feels that her experiences at Parkside will facilitate her transition to her new position in Wyoming, as this new position will involve the supervision of several departments such as admissions, registration, student records, counseling, financial aids, student activities, housing, the child care center, .residence halls, library, and meclia Echelbarger, who has visited countless other colleges and universities is greatly impressed with the archite~tural beauty of Parkside and its impressive setting. It has been her "personal pledge to keep the quality of student services up to that of the buildings." center. . Allen Dearborn, assistant chancellor for Student Services, commented that Echelbarger " is a tireless worker and has shown professional growth in the administrative area ." He stated he was pleased to recommend her for the promotions she has receiveg, She views her new position as more than a step up in the world, as the school is located on the edge of a Shoshone and Arapaho Indian reservation. Dearborn said that he and Echelbarger came to Parkside in 1968 and have gone through some "tough periods of growth" at the University. Dearborn is sorry to see a fellow worker leave but is happy for her. personal achievement and advancement. Affirinative action office reCOllllllended for elilllination I by Bruce Wagner Although the 1976-77 budget has been submitted to Central Administration, members of the Budget Priorities Advisory Committee brought the administration-physical plant subcommittee report before that body last. Wednesday. The major topic of discussion was the possible future elimination of the full time affirmative action officer. Affirmative action Joseph Attwell, special assistant to the Chancellor for affirmative action, was disgusted with the recommendation made by the subcommittee, which was represented by Ronald Gatterdam, associate professor of Mathematics. Attwell said that the elimination of the office would mean that the affirmative action program would be adversely affected. Attwell stated that the University is still in a preaffirmative action. state and that administrators have "blurred vision when confro~ted with affirmative action." Changing the · program by having the "on-line" professionals responsible for the affirmative action procedures, Attwell stated, would assign affirmative action to oblivion. Gatterdam's response to this situation was that they were not eliminating affirmative action, but placing the ultimate responsibility where it belonged, on the "firing-line" hiring officers-administrators. Faculty member concerned Carol Saffiotti, lecturer in English and Mary Johnson, assistant professor of Philosophy, were also concerned with the elimination. Saffiotti stated that any elimination of the affirmative action program may gravely affect the future of this university. According to the GatterdamKeehn report, the Chancellor is strongly committed to affirmative action and has instituted "a close tight scrutiny of all contemplated hiring, promotional and merit actions to ensure a responsible, equitable solution of the problem." Bauer speaks Vice Chancellor ·Otto Bauer spoke in def P'1"" of prPvions affirmative action on campus saying that there are now two minority faculty members on the tenure track, where as before, there were none. .,. He also stated that there were places to go for grievances about_ hiring on campus. Bauer cited the University Committee, the employee relations committee, and the Chancellor's assistants, Rita Tallent, and Joe Attwell as places where grievances could be told. It was revealed that there was to be no cut in the affirmative action officer's operating budget for the '76-'77 school year with the exception of one employee, who had been working in the office part-time. The committee added to their report a statement that no change be made in the area without checking to see if it would affect the goals of the affirmative action program. Deferred tuition plan , ' In other committee action, the administration-physical plant subcommittee recommended an interest charge for users · of the deferred tuition plan. According to Ervin Zuelhke, assistant chancellor for administration, the University has been circumventing Central Administration on this for some - time, and in the future, the Central _Administration people mfght cancel this policy. Peter Martin, associate professor of English stated that they shoulq_ keep the current continued on paqe 1 Jewel Echelbarger ''The End'' scheduled • by Terr.L Gayhart "The End," like a period punctuating the end of a sentence, puts the finishing touch on another year at Parkside. The event kicksoff on Saturday, May 22, with taped music and the Monty Python movie, "And Now For Something · Compl~tely Different," from 6:30 to 8:30. At 8: 30, Memphis -Beck and the Pall City Ramblers return for , an6ther-engagenient at The Encl, displaying their expertise in blues and bluegrass music. Admission on Saturday is one dollar for students and two dollars for the general public. The festivities on Sunday begin at noon and include two Parkside singing . groups, . Tony Roland, Chris Inloes, and Mark and Marv. the UW-P Jazz Band, and the Monty Python movie are free until 5:30. After the tent closes for halfhour in cleanup, Suds, a pop-rock band, plays from 6:00 to 8:45. Shotgun, a black disco band complete with ·choreography, finishes off the evening. Admission for Sunday is two dollars for UW-P students and three dollars for the general public. .. ,This , will~ be the 8th annual '.'Eno': and the last one to be held nea~ the Student Activities Building. Tony Totero, coordinator of student programming, emphasized the uniqueness of "the End," commenting that it is the only celebration of its kind in the country. Rudy Lienau, outgoing president of Parkside Activities Board, states it's Parkside's only tradition. Man and industry con£ erence held • by Dave Halmo This pas! weekend Parkside sponsored a conference dealing with man and mdusf.Jiy. The focus of the conference dealt with "understanding how to improve industrial relations where there is a culturally diverse-work force and the ways in which the needs of a cult~ally diverse work force can be mutuaily adjusted with the reqwrements of industrial manufacturing." The conference brought together workers, managers, and social scientists from across the country with first hand experience in such industrial situations to present their i<feas and discuss them. The keynote speaker of the conference, Professor Van Zandt, university of Texas-Dallas, opened the two day series of sessions with Friday evening address concerning the issue of cross cultural communication in industry. Citing examples of cultural differences and communication problems in New Guinea and Japan ( where he himself was raised and served _as the Senior Officer of International Telephone and Telegraph Far East and Pacific. President of American Chamber of Commerce, an? Director of International Marketing Council), ·Dr. van Zandt pomted out ot the audience that "technology can be changed much easier than the abstract ideas of a culture." "One can go from the neolithic society to the twentieth century in about three weeks," Van Zandt stated, "but the abstract ideas are much harder to change: "Once the nat!ves of New Guinea make enough money to fulfill their needs they go back into the jungle. The abstract idea of disciplined work habits are hard to trans_mit to a primitive culture.•· "We live in a money-based culture where the emphasis is on saving," Van Zandt continued, "but to teach people in a primitive society to save is a hard thing to do because so many of lhe material things in their culture are perishable." In the _case of Far Eastern countries, Dr. Van Zandt maintained that ~ IJf/ The Parksid ~rr~· . RANGER THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1,16 3 Attwell refu e information , --EDlTORIAL/OPINION Affirmative action • • • • gets negative reaction / -,; I I Some women faculty have been malting noise about how affirmative - action at Parkside has been working in its relation to women. Right now there are at east two charges of discrimination against Parkside one of whic~ will probably end up in Federal Court. ' A new twist was added to the. situation last Wednesday when the Budget Priorities Advisory Committee accepted a proposal to abolish the affirmative action office as soon as possible. They recommended support for the 1976-77 school year, but contended that a full-time af_firmative action officer is, not justified and suggested. that other administrative staff be responsible for the program. Attempts were made by Ranger to obtain statistics pertinent to the women's issue, but as ,with most other information, its difficult to get , data dealing with affirmative action. The Chancellor's office and Joe _ Attwell refused to le\ Ranger see a report submitted by Attwell last Jal!uary. Attwell refused to let us see another report (the EE~) which is required by the Federal governmeni. When telephoned Attwell refused to disclose any information whatsoever saying, "I don't care to discuss anything _with Ranger." He said that he had previously been treated unfairly by Ranger and ended the discussion with an untimely click of the receiver. Later, when a faculty member requested that he give us the in- • formation, Attwell said that he had ~en "misrepresented" by fuu)ger. Judging from his manner of dealing with students it could be postulated that misrepresenting Attwell could very well be doing him a favor. It seems ironic that Attwell himself had complained at the budget priorities meeting that.he had an extremely difficult time trying to get data at Parkside for his affirmative action report. The following information (see box) on women's status at Parkside was compiled from a current list of full-time faculty members and a -report done by Mary Johnson,, assistant professor of Philosophy, in the fall of 1975. (Minorities are not included.since it is rather. difficult to ascertain a person's heritage solely by their name.) . As fan be seen, the status of women faculty and administrators falls far below that of men at Parkside. Added to this is the recommendation of the Budget Priorities Committee to do away with the affirmative action office, and to hold those on the "firing line" responsible to see that the program is carried out. This move is hard to figure given the following series of events. 1) On September 24th Chancellor Guskin expressed his view that FACULTY -Only about 14 percent of the full time faculty are women while it's been estimated that over half of the ad hoes (part time teachers brought in for specific classes) are female. -Of the 25 full time faculty women, 5 will be leaving before next fall. - There are 6 faculty women who are tenured as compared to an estimated 75 of the male faculty mem~rs. -Only 1 of the tenured women is a fuU professor as compared to approximately 75 of the men. . · -Excluding tenured women and those who will be leaving, there are 9 faculty women on the tenure track. This include~ 3 members who , - -----·-- - --~ \ j ... - Students · praised by officer affirmative action is to be one of the major focal points of his administration, saying, "Minoirities and women need models." 2) On March 31st a group of faculty women expressed their Chancellor when he said that he would temporarily monitor the hiring process himself rather than appoint the task force which they had requested. '3) On May 5th the Budget and Priorities Committee cant out with the previously mentioned proposal citing Gumtin's strong committment and his desire to have line officers responsible for affirmative action as justification for abolishing the affirmative action office. Women and minority group members not on the committee but who attended the meeting stated their disapproval. Guslrin was unavailable for comment. It seems odd that the Chancellor would act contrary to the wishes expressed by the very groups of people which he hQped to benefit by increased affirmative action. It also seems strange that the Budget and Priorities Committee would cut the affirmative action office as a money saving measure. If, as they say, they don't wish to harm the program, then how can it be expected that other people will take over all functions of that office without demanding an increased salary. Also, as stated by Attwell, several discrimination suits would cost the university more than the maintenance of that office . . It could be speculated that destruction of this office is one way of getting rid of its occupant who may be held responsible by some, for the poor state of the program. This, however, should not be the case since Attwell is about due to retire and the office would most likely not be abolished until after that date. One other _possibility is that committee members saw that affirmative action was not working and just blindly sought to destroy the faulty machµiery. This is quite a likely possibility since it's the most irrational answer. When stupidity is involved, logical answers are not usually forthcoming . You don't destroy the machinery because it doesn't work right, you try to fix it. The proposed policy of scattering the responsibility for affirmative action sounds suspiciously like what was happening - before there were laws on the subject. • Either one person holds responsibility for the functions of that office or affirmative action is bound to be lost in the ensuing shuffle. Meanwhile the outlook for true affirmative action looks bleak. were just recently promoted. . -It appears at the present time that there will be no full time women faculty in the new social science division next fall. ADMINISTRATION -Only 12 percent of the present administrators are women. -Of the 4 female administrators, 1 wm be leaving and 1 will be working on a part time basis. -Two of the female administrators hold .staff rather than line positions. A staff position is characterized by lower pay and less responsibility with no other employees reporting to a person in that 'lOSitiO" ,. Man anll industry optimistic debut To the Editor: Two weekends agJ I had the experience of attending . a program which I hope will continue to occur here at Parkside. The program was the of this. nature. I hope these kinds of ventures ventures will continue in the future. DaveHalmo To the Editor: I would like to express my llersonal thanks and gratitude to a1tof the students that had come forth, as witnesses to the stabbing of Professor Bell on April 6, 1976 here at U.W.Parkside. The old and too often said or thought "MYTH" "I'm not going tp get inv<1lved" ·has beei:i put by the wayside by the exeplplary performance of these students. I sincerely hope these same students continue through life becoming involved, proving that they are the type of citizens th~t have and will continue to make our country the proudest in the world, to where one wants to live generation after. generatiorr. that came forth making me proud of them, proud of having spent over twenty years in the Army hoping to.keep their type free, and proud to have been and to be a Police Office here at Parkside since 1970. · ·confernece on Man and Industry and was indeed a unique and beneficial learning experience for myself as well as others, I'm sure. It gave me a chance to talk to some good friends, former instructors, and other social scientists who left me with new knowledge in th& two days' time. Despite a lack of interest on the part of Parkside students and faculty , especially from the Business Management Department, the conference was a success in presenting the issures dealing with the - interactions between management and culturally diverse work-forces. Dr. ·Richard Stoffle, Chancellor Guskin and the University, should be commended for their efforts in putting on a conference Appreciation expressed To the Editor: On Sunday, May 3, a reception was held here at Parkside to honor Phil and Esther Burnett. Unfortunately, I was out of town that day and could not attend, so I would like to , take this opportunity to express my deep appreciation for all these two fine people have done for me. and all their students. They have always found a way to recognize and treat each s~dent as an individual, not just a name on the class roster. !wish them continued happiness and the best of luck. It is my belief that' without their · help the individual would not of been apprehended as soon as he had been. It ma!;:es me proud to be a Police Officer at ' Parkside knowing tha, we have here, the IYpe citizens all can be proudo f. ~ey showed their concern for ellow humans. by the way' they ~cled, which can and should be a esson for all to follow. I feel that the world we live in belongs equally to everyone, that no one can or • should close or seperate themselves from the rest permanent.ly. . Again as the arresting Officer, thanks to the wonderful students . With these type students and citizens, I know . that U.W.Parkside will continue to grow to be gne· or ·even the best Campus in our State. Ernest Zuberbuehler Police Officer Mary Bodi • 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 University change. taking' place ~. . . 'J' . by PbD Hermann About lbe only thing Parkside.students can be sure of at Par~de is lbat they can't be sure of anything, but enough of the rhetonc '. In almost every major facet of lbis university, some rapid and unnerving change is taking place. The Communications department is trying to decide whether or not lbey can survive here. The pra~tice of their hiring teacber~ f,!," ~e year and then giving lbem -thelr release has students majoring in communications wondering what in lbe hell they are doing bere. Students cannot figure out why teachers are hired just to fill lbe need for one year and then are gone. This practice doesn't make for acceptable student-faculty relationships. In a field like cornrn"unications, students should have consistent input from experienced faculty as to job opportunities, student video projects or just plain good advice. Ad hoes and one year contract teachers cannot in any way fill this need, nor can lbey help to stabilize lbe existing programs. Chancellor Guskin has taken steps to alleviate lbis problem. He has asked the-Academic Planning Council to set up a task force group to study lbe various problems of lbe communications department. . HopefuDy lbe group can find ways to stabilize lbe program but until lbat time students will have to do just what they have been doing, hurry up and wait. The counseling department Is also undergoing structural changes. The first aooarent casualty of this action is lbe resigning of. Jewel Echelbarger; sbe is leaving to accept a similar position at th~ Vniv. of \ . wyoming: In.my opinion, Echelbarger was one of lbe most capable student advisors here at UWP, but she wouldn't stay here. I can assure Parkside students that she will not be lbe only capable person leaving. Parkside students now have some hope tbat lbey can sit for the CPA exam. Maheesh Jain has been assured by a responsible member of the state senate that lbe present law will be changed, great if it happens. Parkside students are used to being led on and lben disa ppointed. Jain must be commended however for his efforts to help all business students. 8MI is in desparate need of some good news and this could lift the moral of the entire schooL • Finally just a word about that STUPID new student union building. Parkside is rapidly gaining the reputation as a party school," (for lbe older members of the faculty this means, all play, no work). And the new student union is certainly a monument to that ideaL A bowling alley, a theater and a bar; come on we thought this was a university, not downtown Racine. As for lbe students, well you asked for it, just think about how much . (\In you're going to have next year, don't even tJiink a.bout lb: raise of $32 in your annual tuition fees or the proposed raise in parking rates. In four or five years Parkside may want to become a school that is known for something other then great basketball and super parties, and they will have to live down this reputation, But current Parkside students, don't worry, in four or five years and $2000 later, you'll have graduated. ThinJ<about that when you apply for a job against olber university graduates. You are the ones who will suffer and say "Gosh I should have gone to Carlbage.' ' • Parksiders ranked by Jeffrey J. Swencki I first encountered this listing while in the Marine Corps. It listed officers by their ranks and distinguishing characteristics, Now back in college life I have noticed many similarities and feel it is my duty to inform incoming freshmen and transfer students on how to identify Parkside personneL ' . \JISCOUNr .~=til I!D!"'!"b!u;,e~d!bv!Y!om!o~",!!!!! Viscount Aerospace Bikes are here! !! Stop in and see the new "Flying Machines" from Britain: The PARKSIDE RANGER CHANCELLOR: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, dictates policy to God. , DEPARTMENT HEAD: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, . just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if the sea is cairn, talks with God. PROFESSOR: Leaps short buildings wilb a running start and favorable wind, almost as powerful as a switch engine, loses race with speeding bullet, walks on indoor swimming pool,. talks with God if special request is approved. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR: Barely clears quonset hut, loses tug of war wilb switch engine can fire speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God. ASSISTANT PROFESSOR: Makes marks on walls when trying to leap buildings, , • - gets run over by locomotive, . sometimes can han\Ue gun without inflicting self injury, treads water, talks to animals. ADVISOR-cOUNSELOR: Climbs walls continuaDy', rides the rails, . plays Russian roulette and loses, .recognizes locomotives two out of lbree times continUed on page 1 ' r • Built in the British tradition, distributed by Yamaha • Hand brazed alloy Is-ames • Cortes-lese cranks - • Lightweight(heavier model i. only 24 lb•. 13 oe.] _ Stop in and "weigh" . the advantages. You'll go with Viscount. The Parkside Ranger is wrI nd edited by the students 01 niversity of Wisconsin ..Par ho are solely responsible for ditorial policy and conlent pinions expressed are. D ecessarily representative. hose held hy the students acuity, or administration of UW arkside. Editorial and Bus 53-2287; Newsroom 553-2295 • DITOR-IN-eHIEF: ipsma EWS AND PRODUCTIO OORDINATOR: Brace Wagn EWS DEPARTMENTS: .Administration-Policies: ick Anderson Student Groups-Speak Events: Terri Gayhart, Dian Carlson SMI: Dave Braadl FEATURE' EDITOR: Mic Anderson COpy EDITOR: Mike Terry SPORTS EDITOR: Thorn Aiell VISAGE EDITOR: .jeffrey j swencki BUSINESS MANAGER: Cal Brnak ADVERTISING MANAGER Jerry Ferch . HOTO EDITOR: Miehae epper WRITERS: Judy Trudrung Betsy Neu, Carol Arentz, Hermann, Bill Barke, ThooUl Hewz PHOTOGRAPHERS: Terr Gayhart, jeffrey j. sweneki FINE ARTS STAFF: jeffrey swencki, Thomas Heinz, T Gayhart, Michael Nepper Gordon Auto Parts, Inc. Racine, Wi. D;',lJlInl ItJ SIlIi,nll P~one 632-8841 1230 lathrop /We. Phone 637-8882 1400 Milwaukee /We. 4 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 / '• ' j University change taking· place ' / ...... . .. ' · by Phil Hermann About the only thing Parkside.students can be sure of at Parks~de is that they can't be sure of anything, but eno1,1gh of the rhetoric .. In ahnost every major facet of this university, some rapid and unnervmg . change is taking place. The Communications department is trying to decide whether or not they can survive here. The practice of their hiring teacher~ f~r o~e year and then giving them -their release has students ma1ormg m communications wondering what in the hell they are domg here. Students cannot figure out why teachers are hired just to fill the need for one year and then are gone. This practice doesn't make for acWyoming: In.my opinion, Echelbarger was. one ~f the- most capable student advisors here at UWP, but she wouldn't stay here. I can assure Parkside students that she will not be the only capable person leaving. Parkside students now have some hope that they can sit for the CPA exam. Maheesh Jain has been ass~ed by a responsiole member of the state senate that the present law will be changed, great if it happens. Parkside students are used to being led on and then disap:. pointed. Jain must be commended however for his .efforts to help all business students. SMI is in desparate need of some good news and this could lift the moral of the entire school. • Finally just a word about that STUPID new student union building. ceptable student-faculty relationships. In a field like commimi.cations, students should have consistent input from experienced faculty as to job opportunities, student video projects or just plain good advice. Ad hoes and one year contract teachers cannot in any way fill this need, nor can they help to stabilize the existing programs. Chancellor Guskin has taken steps to alleviate this problem. He has asked the-Academic Planning Council to set up a task force group to study the various problems of the communications department. . · Hopefully the group can find ways to stabilize the program but until that time students will have to do just what they have been doing, hurry up and wait. Parkside is rapidly gaining the reputation as a party school,'-' (for the older members of the faculty this means, all play, no work). And the new student union is certainly a monument to that ideal. A bowling alley, a theater and a bar.; come on we thought this was a university, not downtown Racine. As for the students, well you asked for it, just think about how much · flJn you're going to have next year, don't even think about the raise of $32 in your annual tuition fees or the proposed raise in parking rates. The counseling department lS also undergoing structural changes. In four or five years Parkside may want to become a school that is known for something other then great basketball. and super parties, and they will have to live down this reputatjon. But current Parkside students, don't wqrry, in four or five years and $2000 later, you'll have graduated. Thinj about that when you apply for a job against other university graduates. You are the ones who will suffer and say "Gosh I should have gone to Carthage.' ' The first apparent casualty of this action is the resigning of. Jewel Echelbarger; she is leaving·to accept a similar position at th~ Univ ~f ~ISCOUNr ~e~ Vi~;~";atlj~·~w;::;~ce Bikes are here!!! Stop ~n and see the new "Flying Machines" from Britain: • Built in the British tradition, distributed by Yamaha • Hand brazed alloy frames • Cotterless cranks · • Lightweight{heavier model is only 24 lbs. 13 oz.) _ Stop in and "weigh" r the advantages. You'll go with Viscount. "Also a complete liue of accessorie11 for your Vi.~t·o1mt." TOWN & COUNTRY BICYCLES 1647 Taylor Ave. Racine, WI 634-3009 7~~'7,m 7«d# ~, 1(/~ Live Entertainment Wed., May 12 - UNCLE SAM Fri., .May 14 - STILLWATER Sat., May 15 - STILLWATER Wed., Fri., Sat., Sun. May 26, 28, 29, 30 SASS Parksiders r·anked by Jeffrey J. Swencki · I first encountered this Ii.sting while in the Marine Corps. It listed officers by their ranks and distinguishing characteristics. Now back in college life I have noticed many similarities-;.nd feel it is my duty to inform incoming freshmen and transfer students on how to identify Parkside personnel. CHANCELLOR: Leaps tall buildings in a single bollOd, more powerful than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, . walks on water, dictates policy to God. DEPARTMENT HEAD: Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, · just as fast as a speeding l;mllet, walks on water if the sea is calm, talks with God . . PROFESSOR: Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind, ahnost as powerful as a switch engine, loses race with speeding bullet, walks on indoor swimming pool,. talks with God if special request is approved. ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR: Bar:ely clears quonset hut, loses tug of war with switch engine can fire speeding bullet, swims well, is occasionally addressed by God. ASSISTANT PROFESSOR: Makes marks on walls when trying to leap buildings.., ' · ; gets r~ over by lo1 comotive, · sometimes can handle gun without inflicting self injury, treads water, talks to animals. ADVISOR-COUNSEWR: Climbs walls continually, rides the rails, . plays Russian roulette and loses, . recognizes locomotives two out of three times, continued· on page -7 , Gordon Auto Parts, inC~ Racine, Wi. l>i11ounf lo $f11ienll P~one 632-88411230 Lathrop Afe. Ph.one 637-8882 1400 Milwaukee "'1e. , The PARKSIDE RANGER The Parkside Ranger is writte nd edited by the students of th niversity of Wisconsin-Parksid ho are solely responsible for i di tori al · policy and content pinions expressed are_ no ecessarily representative o hose held by the students acuity, or administration of UW arkside. Editorial and Busines 53-2287; Newsroom 553-2295. DITOR-IN-CHIEF: Jeannin ipsma EWS AND PRODUCTIO OORDINATOR: Bruce Wagne EWS DEPARTMENTS: ·Administration-Policies: ick Anderson Student Groups-Speakers Events: Terri Gayhart, Dian Carlson SMI: Dave Brandt FEATURE EDITOR: Mic Anderson COPY EDITOR: Mike Terry SPORTS EDITOR: Thom Aiell VISAGE EDITOR: . jeffrey i swencki BUSINESS MANAGER: Cath Broak ADVERTISl!'JG MA~AGER: Jerry Ferch • HOTO EDITOR: Micbae Nepper WRITERS: Judy Trudrung Betsy Neu Carol Arentz, Ph' flermano, Bill Barke, Th~ma Heinz PHOTOGRJ\PHERS: Terr Gayhart, jeffrey j. swenclti . FINE ARTS STAFF: jeffrey J swencki, Thomas Heinz, Te Gayhart, Michael Nepper THE PARKJIDE RANGER AMy 12. 1'" 5 Man and industry-:-----:-"---- _ continued from page 2 . "In many Far Eastern companies. the practice of nepatism is common uu-ough all phases of organization. Thus •.these companies end up hifinIl not by qualification but by family relationships. However. in Taiwan. two Chinese partners of one business enterprise asked that AJDI'ricansdo the hiring of employees in order to-escape family and political pressures." Culturally differeot Van zand! also described the level of loyal descent: "If a Japanese gives an order to another Japanese. he knows that the order will be carried out in a certain manner; he is less sure if he gives the task to an American or other foreigner." s Van zandt concluded his address by pointing out that very few foreignmanagers and their families are trained in the manner which wouldenable them to successfuUy adapt to the new culture they are to ",ter into. . He then reminded the audience that "people. of other cultures may worklike you. but they don·t necessarily1hink like you:' The Saturday morning session began with case studies COllCerning Blacks. American Indians. and Japanese in industry. Harland Padfield. anthropologist from Oregon State University. and Roy Williams, Industrial Relations Counselor from Texas presented findings from a two-year project dealing with hard core black lDIemployment. Padfield suggested tbat the focus of the conference sbould have been on the "degree to which industrial systems serve. or fail'to serve, man ...not culture." ~ Job orientation The plant we studied. and otbers like it. had illegal- "?des of elimination on their applications. so blacks were ignored· even before they went in to apply for a job." Williams said. "Our program sought. 10 lookat the job first. then the man." . The program looked deliberately for perSons with arrest records. no experience and other lower class cultural traits and laid off workers already established within the plant. This action caused twofold conflict; in the plant. the'right to accesS to good jobs. and in the neighborhoods. the cbange in family roles. The project was rejected by organized labor. and Padfield and. WilliamS claimed tbat by hiring the hard core unemployed. there wouldbe many jobs eliminated such as police. probation officers. and welfare caseworkers. thus posing a thre~t to the majority population. They concluded by maintaining that "the system has to be changed. and improving the economic base in the black neighborhood is a T he right way to pour hl'L'r llC\'l'r change:-l. . Since the dawll of organi:l'd hrl'wlllg hack in ~0() A.D .. hn.'wmastl'rs have urgl,d discriminating drinkers to pour straight inrt\ the he;lll. anJ nlll intll a tilted Tl'l:l'ptal:le. Althtlllgh hlat:lnrly dcfi.lnt of ~;Icred l:'olkJ'iafl.:. tfaJi[i{)~l, t~e t,rigmal rnetho has the n1l'fltllfloUS 'h.h'antage p( rrodut"ing ,I St.';I!b'ctwl'l'n d1l' hC;ld and rhl' drink itself, (rapping t11l' clrhonation hL'!(l\\'. The hcl''t dllL'Sn't gtl flat. The l\1l'thoJ fl'lll,lins trUl'. \Vhl'n it nll1ll'S (ll pouti"l/.: hL'l'r, till' hrCWI11;lS[l'f:-' wcre right fwm the hl',l.,:illning. When it l::lll1e to m,lling heer, .'itl \\"a:-. Oly. Skill ;ll1d ingenuity just'cl1l'r he llnpro\"cd UptJl1. Stlllll' thillgs lll'\'Cf change, Olympia ncvcr will. C==c:. c:':" . 1i E~ o ~~ E o o ®I1X7~c0OA. .. Ik't.'rdt'H..~n·t b't.·(any I"N,-'ttl·r. . " [ o must." -' The second case which was dtsol" !~dealt wllb induIlry Amerl"",! Indian reservation. Dr. RIchard StGffIe 011 • and~rmg"""alwastosbowthet at Parkside. stated that the malo porpooe "onecaoSOClt[ , 01. .. === o, __ ww. industry m i"ural areas witbwterodlog ruraJ culture adluree ~ • Bia.... ~atIoa . Lawrence Tekala, a Zuni indian and ProductIon _ plant on the reservalilln sald, "It was good lbIt lbe ;;;;co:.: lbe have to leave the reservation to get wurt, buJ lbe _". .,1cId: understand or put up witb the euItural tralta of lbe Ioca1, IIlOlIl ef fective workers. Zuni and Navajo workers got off fw lnodlliuooi Anglo holidays. but ...... refused time olf fe.- lradiUImal z.l IDlI Navajo ceremonies." The plant subsequently closed down 00 the reaa vatlon, "Ww many unem~loYed. Both SlofOe and Tekala CllIlcluded, "Raw, vation-based mdustry can be successful If company lII8D8I_t 18 wiDing to work work with locals." The third case described a Japanese laclGry in rural W1acooIIo. John Van Willigen. anthropologist from the UniVersity 01 KeoIuc:qr and formerly from Parkside. presented the "family type" sitwItIoo of Japanese management and an American work force at the ICJk!ronuII factory in Walworth county. Other topics discussed at the conference included industry in LaUD America. Europe. and the closing of a company llCCOIIlOdalionwltIU a town In the eastern United States. Among the participants were Henry F Dobyns. scientific editor of the Indian Tribal Series. George Maddox, vice-president of AmerIcan Molors Corp .• and Julian Thomas. director of equal opportonify, minority relations at J. 1. Case Co. Opening Ibe door OverllU•.the. conference proved to be interesting and successful in "opening the door to these kinds of issues," as conference coordinator Ricbard StoffJe put it. "This conference enabled intensive discussion between two. groups of peOple-researchers and management-people who needed to and have wanted to talk to each other for some time." Stoffle said he hoped a conference of this nature could be held on an annual basis. A number of topical 'Video-tapes taken on dif~nt aspects of the conference will be avaiIabl~ in the Ubrary Learning Center. . . ChanceDor Alan Guskin aod George Maddox. vice-presideot in charge of production at American Motors, display their anticipation while viewing the agenda lor the "Mao· aod Iii. dustry" conference Looking on are Richard SlofOe. coordinator 01 the Anthropology disciplloe and Howard Van Zaodt, featured speaker for the event. (from left to right: Stolfle, Maddox, Guskin. aod Van Zaodt) lecturer of applied music at Organist Glenda Mossman. ** Parkside. will present a free public concert at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday. May 16. in First Baptist Church (801 Wisconsin Ave.). Racine. '*'* • • OZlC ansrer ...,. Kaoidd, a __ 01. lbe PI,,'1 EacJiIb IacaIty .... 11'11......... DIIDad a fUll po..... IIId dIIiIrmao 01. lbe EacJiIb De+- -.1al IndIanPard. UIIl... lily al Fort W.,.... _.lad., affectl a tbll 11Ie Iodlao IIIIlibltlaD offen lIolII '. IIId maat.r'. __ 10 KGaIckI will , •• 11,,_ liD _ • co-edlIur 01. CLIO. a IC:bolar1y JOlU1I81 p'b'!+aod at ParUIde, wlIIda lie .... UWrP ....... po", • Rabert Cuary foaodad 10 1171. Editorial and lIusin,.s • • positions availabl, on 16.11 RANGER .Appl, wile DJ94 or con 553.22'5 One of the Mi.west's Most Complete SPORTING GOODS DEALERS "."" II FREE"lkl", TYi}lmNQID ~~mJiFl1t'Si!:~\M'fj'~~ 14TH, AVENUE AT 6ZND. STREET KENOSHA. WISCONSIN 53140 .• Stop in and see what We have added, We've got wbal's good for Yair body - natural, nutricious, delicious, Health Feod. health foods atOO 5823-&th AVI., IHosha &58-8983 THE PARKSIDE RANGER y 12, 1976 S Man and cont inued from page industry~~~- 2 --- . "In many Far Eastern companies, the practice of nepotism is common uu-ough all phases of organization. Thus, . tl)ese companies end up hiring not by qualification but by family relationships. However, in Taiwan, two Chinese partners of one business enterprise asked that Americans do the hiring of employees in order to-escape family and political pressures." Culturally different van Zandt also described the level of loyal descent: " If a Japanese gives an order to another Japanese, he knows that the order will be carried out in a certain manner; he is less sure if he gives the task to an Ametican or other foreigner." ' van Zandt concluded his address by pointing out that very few foreign managers and their families are trained in the manner which would enable them to successfully adapt to the new culture they are to enter into. · . He UJen reminded the audience that "people.of other cultures may work like you, but they don't necessarily-think like you." The Saturday morning session began with case studies copcerning Blacks, American Indians, and Japanese in industry. Harland Padfield, anthropologist from Oregon State University, and Roy Williams, Industrial Relations Counselor from Texas presented findings from a two-year project dealing with hard core black unemployment. Padfield suggested that the focus of the conference should have been on the "degree to which industrial systems serve, or fail to serve, man ... not culture." Job orientation The plant we studied, and others like it, had illegal- codes of elimination on their applications, so blacks were ignored everi before they went in to apply for a job," Williams said. "Our program sought _ to look at the job first, then the man." · The program looked deliberately for persons with arrest records, no experience and other lower class cultural traits and laid off workers already established within the plant. This action caused twofold conflict; in the plant, the·right to access to good jobs, and in the neighborhoods, the change in family roles. The project was reject.ed by organized labor, and Padfield and Williams claimed that by hiring the hard core unemployed, there ~ would be many jobs eliminated such as police, probation officers, and welfare caseworkers, thus posing a threl!-t to the majority population. They concluded by maintaining that "the system has to be changed. and improving the economic base in the black neighborhood is a The right w.iy to pour hec.:r nc.:n:r cha nges. . SincL" thl" dawn of organi:ed hrl'wing hack in HOO A.O ., hre\\'mastcrs have urged discriminating drinkers to pnur straight into the.: head . anJ nn1 into a ti lted recq1tadc . Although blatantly ddi;int of ~acred c"olleµiat<:_ traditio!1· the.: origmal method has the 111L'ntnnous . >- ..J 0 ad\'antage of producing a seal Bc.:tweL·n c tlw head ;md the.: drink itself. trapping ~ tlw cirhonation hcl(nv. The h.:cr ! doe~n 't go flat. The nll'thoJ ;: rl'mains true . · "' \VhL'n it n,mes tu pouring hL'L'r, tlw ~ hrL'wmastcr~ \\'L'rl' right fn,m the hL"gin- ,,:- ning. When it came.: tn making beer. so ~ was Oly. Skill and ingenuity just'c;m 't he ~ 11nprun·d upun. Some things m·,·L'r ~-::_--~-;~~~,.__ ~ change . Olympia nc.:vc.:r will. ,.....~-- ....Jc==..o,.______ u O> ®l1~~~ . Bl 't.'r d, ll ~·~·t gl'l a ny lx·ttl·r. ' C ~ C) Cl ~ Cl [ >- 6 must." • The second case which was discussed dealt with mdus....., Am · Ind' - 3 on an enca~ ian reservation. Dr. Richard Stoffle, anUv-opol t he at Parkside, stated that the main purpose of his stud . og . ~d car~r in general wa~ to show that "one can succ~ ~:= industry m rural areas wi~outeroding rural culture cu1iur:s totally. , · Bias on reservation Lawrence Tekala, a Zuni Indian and Production Mana plant on the reservation said, "It was good that the workeg:: di~ : have to leave the reservation to get work but the mana t did d d . , gemen not un ~rstan or put up _with the cultural traits of the local, most effective w?rkers. Zurn and Navajo workers got off for traditional Anglo holidays, but :were refused time off for traditimial .zw:u and Navajo ceremonies." The plant subsequently closed down on the reservation, leaving many unempleyed. Both Stoffle and Tekala concluded "Reservation-based industry can be successful if company management is willing to work work with locals." The third case described a Japanese factory in rural Wisconsin John Van Willigen, anthropologist from the University of Kentuclcy and formerly from Parkside, presented the "family type" situation of Japanese management and an American work force at the Kikkoman factory in Walworth county. Other topics discussed at the conference included industry in Latin America, Europe, and the closing of a company accomodation within a town in the eastern United States. Among the participants were Henry F Dobyns, scientific editor of the Indian Tribal Series, George Maddox, vice-president of American Mofurs Corp., and Julian Thomas, director of equal opportunifyminority relations at J. 1. Case Co. Opening the door Over~U,_ the.conference proved to be interesting and successful in "opening the door to these kinds of issues," as conference coordinator Richard Stoffle put it. "This conference enabled intensive discussion between two . groups of people-researchers and management-people who needed to and have wanted to talk to each other for,some time." Stoffle said he hoped a conference of this nature could be held on an annual basis. A number of topical video-tapes taken on differ1:nt aspects of the conference will be available in the Library Learning Center. . . Editorial and business • • pos1t1ons available on 16-77 RANGER ·Apply WUC D194 or coll 553-2295 One of the Midwest's Most Complete Chancellor Alan Guskin and George Maddox, vice:.president in charge of production at American Motors, display their anticipation while viewing the agenda for the "Ma~ . and Industry" conference Looking on are Richard Stoffle, coordinator of the Anthropology discipline and Howard Van Zandt, featured speaker for the event. (from left to right: Stoffle, Maddox, Guskin, and Van Zandt) ** Organist Glenda Mossman, lecturer of applied music at Parkside, will present a free public concert at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 16, in First Baptist Church (801 Wisconsin Ave.), Racine. EIJR~PE lt.' I/~ ~.<i.;i,,,L,. .. ,,iJ i,;.:.,, /-_ fdr~ ·· .:-.~· \~- ., -;, : 1. ': ... - ' ; ., ....... , .• '• • """"'"""' • .· '.=}';.c,,_. 800-325-4867 @ UniTravel Charters SPORTING GOODS DEALERS Pl,nly ol FREE P1rking ff ii m1 N Qin ~fplm]~i(§ ~~~ 'f/~00 Stop in and see what we have added. We've got what's good for your body - natural, nutricious, delicious, Health Food. 5023-&th Ave., Kenosha 658-8983 6 THEPARKSIDE RANGER May 12. 1976 DAD'S PLACE 6208 - Green Bay Road Kenosha [Formerly 2nd National) Friday, Saturday; May 21,22 STILLWATER G caming pillar of constnncv in a changing ffinF="'-...q'-...~~ world, the design of the schooner is lost hack in the dim past of Scandinuvian glass cruftsrnanship. Until HNS, it remained nameless, when Australian sailors adopted it as the regulation beer quantity for y()ung seamen. IA V4pimmugw;lShl{1Il1UJ,; . a 1/2 pint glass [00 litrlc.] So the wasp-Waist, bottom-heavy [;1\' '", glass was christened with the name of a ship midway between a curter and a frigate. . The schooner h;l:.;n'( changed il lot. AnJ neither h;Js Olympi;\ Beer. It's still rnadc with premium ingredients and a heritage of brewing experience that never changes. A great beer doesn't change. Olympia never will. .. ti'. ~ o ~c, E o o ; (Innovations), lnnovatio;s is a column containing. summaries of original work. being done by stndents. Ranger note . Movie planned' - by Bill Barke ,There's a blonde kid running around this week snowing everybody a card trick - two card bicks, excuse me. He performs these bickS rather well. and there's a 200d chance he may learn a third. If luck is with us, that willoot occur until alter finals. Should he approach you, a sh-eating grin on his face, and a deck of cards in his hand, call him "Glen", and buy him a cup.cf coffee. Give up. He will not leave you alone until he has shown you his tricks and learned your name. Several years ago, Glen Christensen used this .same affable persistence to start the P.A.B. Video committee, which now produces a weekly news show, many comedy routines, and a basketball, Fine Arts, and concert series with the help and cooperation of Media Productions. He used it on me last December by asking if I would. like to see a feature length video movie produced at Parkside. I thought it was just small talk leading into a card trick. I was mistaken, . Today, through the guiding supervision of Dr. Beecham Robinson, we are all but legal partners involved in the pre-production chores of . making a movie. Most of the semester has heen devoted to developing the storyline, researching the background material, and consulting authoritative sources. At present, we are circulating a summary of the plot among people who have shown interest in the project, or volunteered their help. At this time we are preparing set and costume designs, selecting scene locations, and going through the tedious job of completing a first draft of the screenplay. Tentatively titled "The Legendteller''1 the story concerns an astronaut who, alter an unusal nuclear mishap in space while exploring the asteroid belt beyond Mars, must enter a hybernation unit for his own protection. This resort is taken only after an affirmative broadcast signal from Earth, and a release from the suspended animation depends on another signal, which allows the onboard computor to bring the astronaut to conciousness. Later, the ship faces danger from an asteroid, and the onboard computer is forced to awaken him in order to save it. When the danger is past, the astronaut finds he has been in hybernation for ninety years. He returns to Earth and discovers a bizarre social change has taken place. . In a self-contained community called Akeldama, the astronaut must puzzle out the odd circumstances that brought about the end to ~jvi1ization as he knew it, and in the process solve a mystery that may point to his own fate. Anyone who is interested. in the production is very welcome to help. The cast i.tself calls for many dozens of people, and an audition date is yet tenative. For more information about the movie, people may phone 553-2290 at the P.A.B. office, D195AWLLC, or 634-7242. If you have something to offer, we'd like to meet with you. We have a few terrific card tricks to show you. As you may have noticed already, this is tbe largest issue of the Parkside RANGER ever published, with twenty (20) pages .. The reason for such a large paper thi~ week is the amount 01 advertising _placed by our aecounts. The RANGER advertising manager, Gerry Fercb, has been very successful tbls semester. 10 this issue, we have $1414.60worth 01 ads which sets an all-time record for most ad .. vertising in one issue of tile RANGER. Another landmark lor RANGER is the elimination 01 the debt which we have carried for several years with our publisher. Our current debt is approximately $1050 and, aecording to RANGER bUSiness manager Cathy Brnak, we sbould have that cleared up hy the end of the month with accounts receivable totalling $4000. So, a big thank you goes out to all 01 our advertisers lor placipg ads with RANGER, to all of yon readers, and most of all to Gerry and Cathy lor keeping us fiscally sound this semester. This is the last issue 01 Ibe semester, and according to sources within our own ... ministration, we shall be back to titillate you all, come fall semester, with a few new faces. Here's hoping you all bave a good summer. -THE RANGER STAFF The athletic department is ** sUD interested in finding women OIl campus who would like to play varsity hadminton next year with the season approximate~ from Jan. I to March I. OPEN 365 DAYS One Sweet Dream's new waterbed store at 3910 75th Street in Kenosha is offering a great special introductory offer. All waterbeds and waterbed products 20% off. Monastery Furniture 20%' off. IntrigUing wood wall hangings 10% off. Free gift with every waterbed purchase. Financing available. Phone 694-2404 One t ·~terbedSide Watch for the opening on Wednesday, May 19th for the \ Record & Tape Side of One'Sweet Dream at this location also featuring je~elry,/eather goods, pipes, papers and more... And don't forget the Original One Sweet Dream at 5010 7th Avenue which still has the best selection in records, tapes, pipes, jewelry and leather goods in town. Phone 654-3578 6 THEPARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 DAD'S ·PLACE 6208 - Green Bay Road Kenosha (Formerly 2nd National) Friday, Satui-day, _ May 21, 22 ST·ILL WATER - - - ........... - - Geaming pillar of constancy in a changing ¢;;;;;:.;:::=-4 wo rld , thl' dl'sign oi the schooner is lost hack in the dim past oi Scandinavian glass craftsmanship. Until 1895, it remained naml'- lcss. when Australian sailors adopted it as the regulation heer qu;mtity for young seamen. (A V4 pint mug was too mLu.:.h; · a 1/2 pint glass too little.) So the wasp-waist, hottom-hea\'Y tav- . glass was christened with the name of a ship midway hetween a cutter and a frigate . . The schooner hasn't changed a lot. And neither has Olympia Beer. It's still madL· \\'ith premium ingredients and a heritage of hrewing e xperience that never changes. A great heer doesn't change. Olympia never will. @!k~[J)~ &'t.'r Jot.·im't 1-,~t any octh.-r . .. OPEN 365 -DA VS One Sweet Dream's new waterbed store at 391 o 75th Street in Kenosha is offering a great special introductory offer. All waterbeds and waterbed products 20% off. Monastery Furniture 20% · off. Intriguing wood wall hangings 10% off. Free gift with every waterbed purchase. Financing available. Phone 694-2404 ~- >- ...J 0 C 0 O> C ~ "' ,: ,:: C "' 0. E 0 u "' C ·~ <1> 0) "' ii E >- 0 / [ 1nnovat1ons ] Imi'ovations is a column containing. summaries of original work being done by students. Movie planned· by Bill Barke .There's a blonde kid running around this week showing everybody a card trick - two card tricks, excuse me. He performs these tricks rather well, and there's a 1wod chance he may learn a thiri:l. If luck is with us, that will not occur until after finals. Should he approach you, a sh-eating grin on his face, and a deck of cards in his hand, call him "Glen", and buy him a cup of coffee. Give up. He will not leave you alone until he has shown you his tricks and learned your name. Several years ago, Glen Christensen used this .same affable persistence to start the P.A.B. Video committee, which now produces a weekly news show, many comedy routines, and a basketball, Fine 'Arts, and concert series with the help and cooperation of Media Productions. He used it on me last December by asking if I would. like to see a feature length video movie produced at Parkside. I thought it was just small talk leading into a card trick. I was mi~ken. ' Today, through the guiding supervision of Dr. Beecham Robinson, we are all but legal partners involved in the pre-production chores of . making a movie. Most of the semester has been devoted to developing the storyline, researching the background material, and consulting authoritative sources. ' At present, we are circulating a summary of the plot among people who have shown interest in the project, or volunteered their help. At this time we are preparing set and costume designs, selecting scene locations, and going through the tedious job or completing a first draft of the screenplay. Tentatively titled "The Legendteller'\" the story concerns· an astronaut who, after an unusal nuclear mishap in space while ex- - ploring the asteroid belt beyond Mars, must enter a hybernation unit· for his own protection. This resort is taken only after an affirmative broadcast signal from Earth, and a release from the suspended animation depends on another signal, which allows the onboard computor to bring the astronaut to conciousness. Later, the ship faces danger from an asteroid, and the on board computer is forced to awaken him in order to save it. When the danger is past, the astronaut finds he has been in hybernation for ninety years. He returns to Earth and discovers a bizarre social change has taken place. In a self-contained community called Akeldama, the astronaut must puzzle out the odd circumstances that brought about the end to ~jvilization as he knew it, and in the process solve a mystery that may point to his own fate. Anyon~ who is interested. in the production is very welcome to help. The cast itself calls for many dozens of people, and an audition date is yet teqative. For more information about the movie, people may phone 553-2290 at the P.A.B. office, Dl95A WLLC, or 634-7242. If you have something to offer, we'd like to meet with you. We have a few terrific card tricks to show you. • Ranger~ note As you may have noticed already, this is the largest issue of the Parkside RANGER ever ( published, with twenty (20) pages . . The reason for such a large paper this week is the amount of advertising pl11ced by our accounts. The RANGER advertising manager, Gerry Ferch, has been very successful this semester. In this issue, we have $1414.60 worth of ads which sets . an all-time record for most ad- 1bl vertising in one issµe of the ~ 1 RANGER. ~ Another landmark for RANGER is the elimination of the debt which we have carried for several years with our publisher. Our current debt is approximately $1050 and, according to RANGER business manager Cathy Brnak, we should I have that cleared up by the end of i the month with accounts receivable totalling $4000. So, a big thank you goes out to all of our advertisers for placing ads with RANGER, to all of you readers, and most of all to Gerry and Cathy for keeping us fiscally sound this semester. This is the last issue of the semester, and according to sources within our own administration, we shall be back to titillate you all, come fall semester, with a few new faces. Here's hoping you all have a good summer. -THE RANGER STAFF The athletic *'*' departme~t is still interested in finding women on campus who would like to play v~rsity badminton next year, with the season approximately from Jan. 1 to March 1. Watch for the opening on Wednesday, May 19th for the Record & Tape Side of One' Sweet Dream at this location also featuring jewelry, ·/eather goods, pipes, papers and· more. • • And don't-forget the Original One Sweet Dream at ) 5010 7th Avenue which still has the best selection in records, tapes, pipes, jewelry and leather goods in town. Phone 654-3578 (GIllil'lUedfro"!' page d stays afloat with life jacket prays alot. ' PSGA: Runs into tan bu1Idinp . thlnksalocomouvels a ~ Idea fordoing ~methlng (after it's. donel, IS not issued ammunition walks on thin ice, , talks to walls am! Is ignored. UNDERGRADUATE: Falls over doorstep while en'-ol_- building, "' ...... says, "look at the choo-choo!" gels wet using water pistol, plays in puddles, mumbles to him-herself and is ignored. RANGER EDITOR: Lifts tall buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotive 'off the tracks, catches speeding bullet in teeth then eats it, freezes water with a single glance, SHE IS GOD!!l !!!!! !!! !!!1! !!!!! !!l I!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! R\a~king. con't ~. This is the last issue of the RANGER this semester and I would to keep my joh next Fall. il'lued from page 2 ((et),:~~L~.. ...olddoor .graphy ~~y . ""Colour 1t'~~ 1e'4. IUJt 9d-u.e ~ ~~U"1,7~~- .&~,,~~~ fit, ell jteU. tAe~, ~«hAe ill --....---. ell ~ I,~"u" ~tUe - 7~~. Affirmative policy, although it should not be construed by students as financial aid, but rather a temporary service for students. In other administrative actions, the physical plant was requested to start performance standards for each function, although they were denied an increase in funding. The business services department and many of the other administrative services were also held down to 197&-76 levels. Gatterdam expressed a need for a deeper study into allministrative funding. The subcommittee, according to Gatterdam did not delve as deep as they wanted to into the senior staff areas, which he felt, might have some positions that basically do nothing. Action • LIVE" ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY Wed., Thurs., Fri., Sat., Sun. This Week its • PASSAGE • Thursday Night is Ladies Night - No Entertainment Charge for Ladies. Open: 8:00 p.m, til 2:00 a.m. Musi~ starts at 9:00 - Free admission before entertainment starts H In Kenosha's Villa Capri "aza 2047·22nd Avenue • BUIll ·551-9488 ' • Birth control safer (CPS)-There is less risk of death associated with the use of any major method of birth control than risk from death from childbirth according to a recent study prepared for the Population Council. And the risk of dying from childbirth is less than the risk of dying in an automobile accident. The report showed that the lowest mortality rate· is associated with natural contraceptive methods (like rhythm) backed up by abortions. But this course would require most women to have one or two abortions in the course of their lifetimes, a practice most medical authorities- do not condone. The only exception to the low mortality rate with major birth control methods is for women over 40 years of age who take birth control pills. For younger women, annual risks with the pill range from one to two deaths per 100,000. But for women over 40, that risk rises sharply to 25 deaths per 100,000. The report found that the only method of birth Control which carries no known risk of death Is vasectomy. THE 'ARKSIDE RANGER May 12. 197' 7 ~erbu'8 ~urt GRAND OPEN G PART I Wed., May 19 th ... Fri., May 21 u.e 1lI" lor ,... I he ... ..-.. 1'-. 9 'tlI I ... 10' T.p _ 10 M1daile..... 0.,. 1'..... !lened '111 I .... london colour' GRAND OPENING PART D Friday, May 21 thra Sat.. May 22 Live Mueie from 11 p.m. 'iL..3 _ 10' T.p Boer 10 ...... to IIIdaito _ lIaL F..... Served '1il ...3:30 ...... _ . On Spring 632-6151 Carry-on ... Available west of 31 in Gree~e PIasa The ~est Ham Sandwich in Town S14ITTT~!i Highway 31 and County Trunk E <:.A.MIGOS: Add these words to your basic vocabulary now, whether or not 'you're planning a trip to Mexico soon. ENGLISH childish old man gargling quack dentist soft coal lard bedroom slipper SPANISH chocho gargarizando sacainuelas bulla manteca pantufIa Here at Jose Cuervo, we believe an informed consumer is an informed consumer. JOSE CUERVOI.TEQUILA.1I0 PROOF. IMPORTED AND BOTTLED BY \0 197~,HEUBLEIN, INC .•HARTFORD, CONN. stays afloat with life jacket prays alot. ' - Ra~king . PSGA: ~uns into tall buildings, thinks~ locomotive is a stupid idea for doing :iomet~g ( after it's. done), 1s not issued ammunition cont ' walks on thin ice ' talks to walls and is ignored. UNDERGRADUATE: Falls over doorstep while entering building, , says, "look at the choo-choo ! " gets wet using water pistol, plays in puddles, mumbles io him•herself and is ignored. RANGER EDITOR: .Llfts tall buildings and walks under them, kicks locomotive off the tracks, catches speeding bullet in teeth then eats it, freezes water with a single glance, . SHE IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! p.S. This is the last issue of the RANGER this semester and I would like to keep my job next Fall. continued from page 2 policy, although it should not be construed by students as financial aid, but rather a temporary service for students. Affirmative In other administrative actions, the physical plant was requested to start performance standards for each function, although they were denied an increase in funding. Action I The business servil:es department and many of the other administrative services were also held down to 1975-76 levels. Gatterdam expressed a need for a deeper study into administrative funding. The subcommittee, according to Gatterdam did not delve as deep as they wanted to into the senior staff areas, which he felt, might have some ·positions that basically do nothing. CT LIVE,. :>. • ENTERTAINMENT NIGHTLY Wed., Thurs., Fri., Sat., Sun. This Week its PASSAGE Thursday Night is Ladies Night - No Entertainment Charge for Ladies. Open: 8:00 p.m. til 2:00 a.m. Music starts at 9:00 - Free admission before entertainment starts H-. • C 1146~2£.~ • • • CT :, In Kenosha's Villa Capri Plaza 2047-22nd Avenue , Buzzz ·551-9488 Birth control -safer ···_ (CPS)-There is less risk of death associated with the use of , any major method of birth control than risk from death from childbirth according to a recent study · prepared for the Population Council. And the risk .of dying from childbirth is less than the risk of dying in an automobile accident. The report showed that the lowest mortality rate - is associated with natural contraceptive methods (like rhythm) backed up by abortions. But this course would require most women to have one or two abortions in the course of their lifetimes, a practice most medical authorities· do not condone The only exception to the low mortality rate with major birth control methods is for women over 40 years of age who take birth control pills. For younger women, annual risks with the pill range from one to two deaths per 100,000. But for women over 40, that risk rises sharply to 25 deaths per 100,000. The report found . that the only method of birth control which carries no known risk of death is vasectomy. london colour' THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 11, 1976 7 0,\'\terbu's ourt GRAND OPE G p T I Wed. May 19 thru ri. Ma 21 Live "~ for our Lli,t run~ Pk- u~ From 9 p.m. 'til l a..m. 10' Tap Beer 10 p..m. Midnit~ Both Da Food ned 'til I a.m. GRAND OPENING PART II Friday, May 21 thru at., May 22 Live MU8ic from 11 p..m. 'tiL3 a.m. -· 10' Tap Beer 10 p.m. to Midnite Wed. Food Served 'til .. .3:30 a..m. -· 632-6151 t. ~ Carry-outs Available On Spring west of 31 in Greenridge Plaza The Best Ham Sandwich in Town Sl4ITTY'5i Highway 31 and County Trunk E <:AMIGOS: Add these words to your basic vocabulary now, whether or not'you're planning a trip to Mexico soon. SPANISH chocho gargarizando sacainuelas bulla manteca pantufla ENGLISH -childish old man gargling quack dentist soft coal lard bedroom slipper Here at Jose Cuervo, we believe an informed consumer is an informed consumer. JOSE CUERVO' TEQUILA. 80 PROOF. IMPORTED AND BOTTLED BY (0 1975, HEUBLEIN. INC., HARTFORD, CONN. Planned Parenthood concerned with' peopl. by Beverly Pella At a private gynecologist's office, it might 18k three months to get in, one or two hours in the w~ y Aoy woman who is sexually active has the right to room, and $20 to $30 for a pelvic exam and a p prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Recent Wis<:onsin smear for detecting cancer. You can add to that legislation has extended that right to unmarried cost of birth control at $2 oer month for Dills. or 1'll1f women. Planned Parenthood has supported that right an. intra-uterine device, or $8 for a diaphragm since its beginning in Kenosha in 1971. Compare this to P-lanned Parenthood. If yOU a;'" Planned Parenthood is concerned with the total. average student, making less than $60 per week. person, and refuses 'no one because of an inability to could get by with $2 for an examination, $2 lor a l pay. smear, and $1 a month for pills. Other methods are Their services include medical treatment and greatly reduced in price. ccunsellng lor all methods of birth control, as well as The $2 exam includes a pelvic and counseling for lertility, infertility, sterilization, examination; all medical tests; and a'weight and b pregnancy, sexual dysfunctions arid other sexuality pressure check. related areas. They also do testing for venereal disease The fees do not have to be paid at time of service and pregnancy for women. . you are encouraged to try and pay part of them ' Fees for medical services are based on one's ability will not send out a bill. . . to pay. Counseling services are free. Birth -control supplies are dispensed 'at the " r--------------.;...l-------. You can become a patient of Planned Parenthood by Men should be aware that condoms are available first calling for an appointment, knowing that your for a greatly reduced cost (aboutlO cents each). records will be kept confidential. People who wish to come in only for pregnan Doctor clinics are held once or twice a week. Those testing or counseling may do so without an coming for a first visit for birth control can expect to pointment during clinic hours. , spend three hours there-for a new experience in health Planned Parenthood is staffed by six area M.D. care. R.N.s, L.P.N.s, a lab technician, professional You will have a complete medical history taken and "selors, and volunteer interviewers. They also have tests for d!abetes, anemia, venereal disease, high outreach worker who does public spea!!ing and gro blood pressure and a Pap smear for cancer. There IS a sessions. demonstration on all the methods of hirth control and They have a library of books, pamphlets and r rap session on other areas of sexuality. Individual available to the public. counseling is also available. . Clinic hours ar,,-Mondays 1-4 p.m., two Tuesdays After being examined by a local M.D., you will be .month from 4-7:30 p.m., Wednesdays from 6-9 p seen again by the nurse, and will leave the clinic with Thursdays from 6-10 p.m., and Fridays from 9-12a your birth control method. When' they are not open they have a 24 hour Women are encouragedto bring their partners, as swering service. The phone number is 654--0491. they are usually sharing in this rlecision. Parenthood is located at 5621-18th Ave., in Ke .. 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 GOOD FOOD Mon.. lHURS Fri. & Sat. SUn. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. 6 a.m. 11 p.m. 1 p.m. 8 p.m. ).OCATED 245 MAIN STREET IN RACINE HEY PARKSIDE!! Oly Draft is Here ~".9J,d,~ nA ~~~~®A'~'~ .iJiAJ Mv "1JVliVV Wl./" ..... ::L~_ OLYMPIA BREWING COMPANY OLrMPIA' ST.PAUL Diat. by C.J.W. Inc. 3637 - 30th Avenue, Kenosha The best jobs come to Snelling &Snelling. " "" ., Your rirst job is the single most imporfant step towards your future, and your chances of finding the right job are better at Snelling and Snelling. in Kenosha., For personal counseling with your career objectives; stop in, send resume. or calf. W~e,e New FUI~~'Begin...~rq~~J!JU~ 2031 2200 Ave., Villa Capri Plaza, Kenosha, Wis. 53140 (414)552-7850 Wednesday, May 12 Student Concert: 3:30 p.m., C.A.T. Thursday, May 13 Informal Rap: Sponsored by Parkside Drug Quarters in CL 213at 7 p.m, Meeting: PSGA, Inc. Committee. of the Whole for PSGA members student appointees to university committees, and any student wishing to consider involvement in PSGA or wishing just to rap with members. GR 101 or 103 2:3O-??' Film: Peter Weiss' Marat-Sade 11 a.m, in Comm. Arts Theatre. FREE. . . Reading: The Magic Visage Organization will sponsor an open PoetryProse reading by uw·p students and faculty. 8 p.m, 2nd floor overlook .1 ' 10UJige,Parkside library. Sexes: Sign up for summer picnic, 1-2p.m. Main Place. I · Friday, May 14 USTFF Veterans and Masters Meet,IO:30a.m., PE Bldg. Saturday, May 15 I' USTFF Veterans and Masters Meet continues at 10:30 a.m., PE Bldg'. ! Sunday, May 16 ~-= .." -' Vets Club: Meeting at4 p.m. Student Activities Building ...l~-"''''''==~__ --l. Band Concert: 3:30 p.m. CAT Recital: featuring Susan Lasco, 7:30 p.m, CAT 'Saturday, May 22 TIIE END!: Doors open at 6:30 Sunday, May 23 TIlE END': Doors open at 12 Noon '''' I (,~ .&tik~~. Live IN CONCERT. from England (rrrr Mercury Recording Artists llh1i I"HI~ 11~~W lllll- . with Special Guests JJJJJ EPISODE, Racine Memorial Hall Wednesday, M'ay 12 Doors open 6:30; Showtime 7:30 Tickets 14.50 'in advance, 15.50 at the door TICKETSON SALE AT One Sweet Dream, Beautiful Day, JJ's Audio Capitol (Racine & Kenosha), Memorial Hall Box Office , 8 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 ./ GOOD FOOD Mon. - THURS Fri. & Sat. . 6 6 6 11 p.m. l p.m. 8 p.m. LOCATED AT · 245 MAIN STREET IN RACINE Planned Parenthood · - concerned with' people . by Beverly Pella At a private gynecologist's offke; it might tak three months to get in, one or two hours in the w:r°' Any woman who is sexually active has the ~ight ~o room, and $20 to $30 for a pelvic exam and a p~ prevent an unwanted pregnancy. Recent Wisco~m smear for detecting cancer. You can add to that th leeislation has extended that right to unmarried cost _of birth c~ntrQl a! $2 oer month for oills. or S.'lo f 1 women. Planned Parenthood has supported that right an, mtra-uterme device, or $8 for a diaphragm. ~ since its beginning in Kenosha in 1971. Compare this to P--lanned Parenthood. If you are at Planned Parenthood is concerned with the total average student, making less than $60 per week· l person, and refuses ·no one because of an inability to could get by with $2 for an examination, f2 for a'{;, pay. smear, and $1 a ~onth _for pills. Other methods are aisc Their services include medical treaµnent and greatly reduced m price. · co~seling for all methods of birth control, as well as The_ $~ exam i~cludes a pelvic and breasj counseling for fertility, infertility, sterilization, exammation; all medical tests; and a weight a1,1d blooc pregnancy, sexual dysfunctio~s anc:l other sex_uality pressure check. related areas. They also do testing for vener.eal d1~ease The fees do not have to be paid at time of service bul and pregnancy for women. you are encouraged to try and pay part of them. Th Fees for medical services are based on one's ability will not send out a bill. eJ staWOI wroU tiJ!lele tiJ!le t . to pay. Counseling services are free. Birth -control supplies are dispensed -at the clinic. .------------------------• You can become a patient of Planned Parenthood by Men should be aware that condoms are available hert first calling for an appointment. knowing that your for a greatly reduced cost ( about 10 cents each). HEY PARKSIDE!!. Oly Draft ·is Here OLYMPIA BREWING COMPANY OLYMPIA• st PAUL Dist. by C.J.W. ' Inc. 3637 - 30th Avenue, Kenosha The best jobs Come toSnellirlg&Snelling. . .. Your first job is the single most important step towards your future, and your chances of finding the right job are better at Snelling and Snelling in Kenosha .• For personal counseling with your career objectives; stop in, send resume or calf. / S11• 11· S -11· ,., Fit Who,e Ne• Fm•~• Be~•-.. !!t~~t.~ JM ·' 2031 22nd Ave., Villa Capri Plaza, Kenosha, Wis. 53140 ( 414 )552-7850 records will be kept confidential. · P~ople who wish_ to come in only for pregnanci Doctor clinics ar"e held once or twice a week. Those testmg or counseling may do so without an al>' coming for a first visit for birth control can expect to pointment during clinic hours. , spend three hours ther:-for a new experience in health Planned Parenthood is s~ff_ed by six area M.D.s, care. . _ R.N.s, L.P.N.s, a lab techruc1an, professional coun. You will have a com1>_lete medical history taken and ,:'>elors, and volunteer interviewers. They also have c3lJ tests for diabetes, anemia, venereal disease, high outreach worker who does public spea~ing and grou~ blood pressure and a Pap smear for cancer. There is a sessions. . _ demonstration on all the methods of birth control and They have a library of books, pamphlets and filnJ rap session on other areas of sexuality. Individual available to the public. come come counseling is also available. Clinic hours ar~_¥ondays 1-4 p.m., two Tuesdays a come After being examined by a local M.D., you will be month from 4-7:30 p.m., Wednesdays from 6-9 p.m. pity seen again by the nurse, and will leave the clinic with · Thursdays from 6-10 p.m., and Fridays from 9-12 a.m your birth control method. · When' they are not open they have a 24 hour. an ~ Women are encouraged ·to bring their partners, as swering service. The phone number is 654-0491. dust they are usually sh~ring in this rlecision. Parenthood is located at 5621-lSth Ave., in Kenosha, ~ Wednesday, May 12 Student Concert: 3:30 p.m., C.A.T. Thursday, May 13 Informal R~p: Spon~ored by Parkside Drug Quarters in CL 213 at 7 p.m. Meeting: PSGA, Inc. Committee of the Whole for PSGA members student appointees to univ.ersity committees, and any student wishing to consider involvement in PSGA or wishing just to rap with members. GR 101 or 103 2:30-?? · Film: Peter Weiss' Marat-Sade 11 a.m. in Comm: Arts Theatre. FREE. , . Reading: The Magic Visage Organization will sponsor an open PoetryProse reading by UW-P students and faculty. 8 p.m. 2nd floor overlook lounge, Parkside library_- _sexes: Sign up f_?r summer picnic, 1-2 p.m. Main P~ace. Friday, May 14 USTFF Veterans and Masters Meet, 10:30 a.m., PE Bldg. Saturday, May 15 USTFF Veterans and Masters Meet continues at 10:30.a.m., PE Bldg·. Swtday, May 16 Vets Club: Meeting at 4 p.m. Student Activ.ities Building L.=-'--::::s.:-=.;;._---~ Band Concert: 3:30 p.m. CAT · Recital: featuring Susan Lasco, 7:30 p.m. CAT . ·Saturday, May 22 THE END!: Doors open at 6:30 Swtday, May 23 THE END! : Doors open at 12 Noon .&/tte ~ ~. live IN CONCIRT. from England rrrrr Mercurj _ Recording Artists - 11111 lllll IH!t~eci~!s~ •• JJJJJ EPISODE , I Racine Memorial Hall Wedne_sday; May 12 ·ooors open 6:30, Showtime 7:30 Tickets $4.50 ·in advance, $5.50 at the. door ' TICKETS ON SALE AT One Sweet Dream, Beautiful Day, JJ's Audio Capital (Racine &· Kenosha), Mem.orial Hall Box Office 'f(l'e wat fauc CUil scar VISAGE' come to willow come to willow come to rain , cloudy mourning lion's mane stallion leaping through the sky timeless living 'time to die working mind streams never done imagination's only son sunbeams breaking in the east come to Eden's final feast beast of Heaven beast of Hell tolling softly mourning bell come to willow . come to rain come to living pity pain kiss the planet's dust and grieve kiss a mother 'fore You leave ~ater flowing faucet hair drink the living if i dare . steer. a starship back' to earth come to willow -of my birth , flowing water of a god change '\he wine back into sod constellation runing fire come to willow from the pyre come to willow come to rain corne forever scarlet stain , Visage baunting on the night . ghost of Visage w\lile i write son of dying daughter dead mother after father led groomed with dawn tide grown from song be 'erleasling spirit strong void of dying 'void of life take eternal mortal wife come to willow come to rain all the mourning gone to vain friend of comfort from the star come to willow from afar life eternal to remain come to willow come to rain jeffrey j. swenckl • It Sunbeam breaks the day COCKTAILS -- ..... QUIET last morn visage running sky a light for morrow. jeffrey l- swencki' AnENTION: friends and - professors of Jack Co~y• Jacle would like to invite all his friends to his graduation party. Call him at 652·8504 for,detai's. ~'HI~~NsrpureBrewedc nt FromGod's ou ry. ~] . ~ ,,""""'~'.'W'""'''''''''-'''>'''''' On tap at the Skellar D come to willow come to willow come to rain- . doudy mourning lion's mane stallion leaping through the sky timeless living · time to die working mind streams never done imagination's only son sunbeams breaking in the east come to Eden's final feast beast of Heaven beast of Hell tolling softly mourning bell come to willow . come to rain come to living pity pain kiss the planet's dust and grie\re kiss a mother 'fore You leave ;ater flowing faucet hair drink the living if i dare · steer.a starship back·to earth come to willow - of my birth . flowing water of a god change \ he wine back into sod constellation runing fire come to willow from the pyre come to willow come to rain come forever scarlet stain , Visage haunting on the night . ghost of Visage w~le i write son of dying daughter dead mother after fattier led - groomed with dawn tide . grown from song be 'erleasting spirit strong void of dying · void of life take eternal mortal wife come to willow come to rain all the mourning gone to vain friend of comfort from ·the star come to willow from afar life eternal to remain come to willow come to rain jef frey j. swencki Sunbeam breaks the day last morn visage running sky a light for morrow. jeffrey j. swenckt . ., ATTENTION: friends and . professors of Jack Co4y • · Jaclc would lilce to invite all his friends to ~is graduation party. Call him at 6S2-8S04 for, details. On tap at the Skellar VISAGE 1 J· COCKTAILS QUIET WANTE.D PLATFORM SITTER FOR· CHARITY ·, weeks ·in the fall. Receive local. · ;egional & national publicity! CA.LL CAROL AT 632-518_6 • • but what of love & other strangers we've passed? i lie down'In the night needing to be held too, what of that. . dreams that rise & dip as waves in a sea sleep rising .dipping & when it breaks i too need not to be alone, could this need be the cause of being alone, a rejection of rejection, to be not invaded my private beaches become beachheads for & by someone else's fading phantasies To All VISAGE Contributors: AUmaterial submitted to VISAGE, both used and unused, may be picked up in the Ranger office. It will be kept on file until mid way through the fall semester for your convienence. I would personally like to thank all contributors for h"'ping to make VISAGE. I hope You will continue to support us in the FaD. Love & Shalom, Jeffrey J. Swencki VISAGE Editor • Do Not Blame the Poet Where T9? Do not blame the poet for the mirrors he writes; for he, llke you and me, is an iDegitimate child of a funhouse harker, and grew up in a house of carnival mirrors. Another lick in the song of life, A bluesy rendition . Enters my soul. . One day !might pick up the gittar, And try to strelch,the strings. Not today though, Too busy thinkin' about tommorow. Gain' down slow This time I'm smilin' Deep inside. I would like to finish this for you, But I can't find the end for myself. Thomas Heinz Do not blame the poet for the small glimpses he reveals; for the silvery river is swift and swollen, and the poet but what of love, . armed 1flith just a paper cup. that there is more than beds & tangled bodies like becoming not all but part of or the fear' of not becoming at all? Do not bame the poeUor the way he views life; for he is locked in a dark and forgotten attic and has only a small pane of glass to entertain him. .Do not blame the poet for wanting to be heard; for he is but a small hollow reed in a large frozen swamp with the wind whistling through his thin frame .. Jack Cody is this why phantoms come in night stealing sleep & peace sometimes & i \ , lie contemplating tbe smell of my lone sweat wondering & what of love? jeffrey j, swenckJ I I}EBIRTH Silence speaks in fluent loudness of much and many of. great, of small. Its speech is feared, dreaded and so its messages go unheeded lost and noising, w.e fill our ears with nothingness. But listen . I once dare you. In such a lightning moment, my soul was touched' and came to know song . my spirit was called and came to know joy. The price was great, i came from nowhere and- now i'm lost in You. i am lost to songs wordless and meaningless useless in to morrow. i know my typewriter better than myself and the words that are You i pluck like feathers ' from a .. .. Excerpt She draws him to the window REQUIEM Bleak and sglitare They come to his funeral Heaven awaits him!, "me" -see? she says It's happening right now, this moment faDing 'down turning-in the wind like a minion moons, around. -I see, he says looking down, But it sounds like a low whistle on the midnight train . to Brooklyn. She.shuts the shade. on poetry . -It's starting to rain again, I'm afraid. • the mountain is sooooooo tall, • BrianKlpp an extreme effort never seems to work ... once the pinnacle no longer causes vertigo' you're free to walk to tottering brink • unlike anyone ever has. bruce wagner I WSTINYOU . • Untitled . Maybe next year' WiD be . A Hallucinztion from the past, A literary trip To nowhere, but what of love & other strangers we've passed? i lie down'in the night needing to be held too, what of that. dreams that rise & dip as waves in a s~a sleep rising ,dipping & when it breaks i too need not to be alone. could this need be the cause of being alone, a rejection of rejectiol'\, to be not invaded my private beaches become beachheads for & by someone else's fading phantasies but what of love, · that there is more than beds & tangled bodies like becoming not all but part of or the fear · of not becoming at all? • To All VISAGE Contributors: All material submitted to VISAGE, both used and . unused, may be picked up in the Ranger office. It will be kept on file until mid way through the fall semester for your convienence. I would personally like to thank all contributors for ~eJping to make VISf'\GE. I hope You will continue to support us in the Fall. Love & Shalom, Jeffrey J. Swencki VISAGE Editor ' Do Not Blame the Poet Do not blame the poet for the mirrors he writes; for he, like you and II!e, is an illegitimate child of a funhouse barker, and grew up in a house of carnival mirrors. Do not blame the poet for the small glimpses he reveals; for'tbe silvery river is swift and swollen, and the poet armed -,ith just a paper cup. Do not bame the poet for the way he views life; · for he is locked in a dark and forgotten attic and has only a small pane oj glass to entertain him. • Do not blame the_poet for wanting to be heprd; Where T.!>? Another lick in the song of life, A bluesy rendition · Enters my soul. . One day Imight pick up the gittar, And try ~ stretch,the strings. Not today though, · Too busy thinkin' about tommorow. Goin' d9wn slow This time I'm smilin' Deep inside. I would like to finish this for you, But I can't find the end for myself. REQUIEM Bleak and sglitare They come to his fpneral Heaven awaits him. "me" _on poetry . the mountain is SOOOOOO? tall, .. \. .. Excerpt She draws him to the1 window -See? she says It's ~appening right now, this moment falling ·down turning -in the wind like· a mifiion moons, around. -I see, he says looking down, But it sounds lik(l a low whistle on the midnight train . to Brooklyn. She .shuts the shade. -It's starting to rain' again, I'm afraid. " Brian Kipp is this why phantoms come in night stealing, sleep & peace sometimes for he is but a small hollow reed in a large frozen swamp with the wind whistling through his thin frame. Thomas Heinz an extreme effort never seems to work ... once the pinnacle & . , 1 . lie contemplating the smell of my lone sweat wondering & what of love? jeffrey j. swencki Silence speaks in fluent loudness of much and many of great, of small. Its speech is feared, dreaded anq so its messages go unheeded lost ]J.EBIRTH and noising, w.e fill our ears with nothingness. f3ut listen I once dare you. In such a lightning moment, my soul was touched and came to know song · my spirit was called and came to know joy. The price was great, _ ___ _ ~jsoJation ren1 from me .I~~.,,,~~·- Jack Cody · no longer causes vertigo : you're free to walk to tottering brink ' unlike anyone ever has. -bruce wagner , - . LOST IN YOU . i came from nowhere and•now i'm lost in You. i am lost to songs wordless· and meaningless useless in to morrow. i know my typewriter better than myself and the words that are You i pluck like feat-hers ' from a Thankss!vfu& goose. Untitled . Maybe next year' Will be A Hallucinztion from the past, A literary trip To nowhere . ,. ___ ilII... e Usten but once I dare you To the silence of the spheres To the silence of your soul. Come fill yourself give yourself and listen again. Kathleen L. Kexel Dedlea~dToAUCo",tipaudDrlven! IIrIaIUpp by Kathy Johns ..isun up! It is no joy having you in front of me )cking the way; Vou pull out in front of me from some Ick aUey, then, with a sudden surge of purging mviction, your previous 40 m.p.h. settles for a ,mfortable 20, in a 45 m.p.h. zone no less! Good Lord, m't just sit there, grandpa, relaxing. X-LAX it If you lust but don't sit there and rust. vo~ come to a small puddle in the road and take it for lake, slow enough to sail your toy boats and watch nem swim. Vour inconsidera~ and b1unde~ ehavior weake~ my condition to the degree that Im luite sure there's no question as to which ia the larger IIIddle ...the road's or mine! Frazzled nerve endings are shooting out of my skin, lager to push you, attack you, or both. Vou're puahing IS no doubt, and by the time you decide to make that lien light, we'll both be 80! Although Ihave no desire to confront you personally, your driving or lack of it, diagusls mel Slow motion seta the pace for every car that baa the mialortune of followtng you. If you're going to function thla slowly all the time, then thia doctor adviaes that you pull off to the side and die quietly. Think of It aoa mercy 1dIIIn&. Vou say, "All U- young people, what's their hurry? Why don't they enjoy We?" ANSWER: There are tImea for aIghtaeelng, tImea for ... ding the menaa pomd on reata ... ant windows, tImea for te~ ~a penon'. patience, BUT NOT ON THE I\UIUI' Roedway ... pathways enawu. Car X to proceed to Point V with mJnlmaI heallation. There must be a floor plan and deltlnaUon to dri ; where am I lPl~, how Iollll will it take. etc, I'm you will agree, SIr But when I lJIt In '-ck 01 PROTEST DRIVERS. (Clari/lcatiorHholle peraonI wIlo ,.... the art of ,-"vIng, but a1lII dare to) Iam ~ nIIlInded of the ... with which I c:ouId pnl1y ....... you to reconsider before '-"'fing apln. But, IbInkIna of my own skin. wIKII one ..... natura117 do, Iall pIcIlft myself nplaiNnIln IImpIe __ to die 'I stiI .'C all .... "Gee, OlIIc«, I mweIJ .w tI* et.mp of obatnIctIoa 111118 ... ..s ~ I'd more It IIQWIlf .....1"-....nflIIIr baQ' you...,.... " In aD ,. 1M .... ..., bapl!flaI acac.~_ _) I'd 10lift you. filii lira. TbIIlft,. you d '- ... to WI • baar dwlIIIII It ....... of - .... -,drttw· - photo by MiChael Neeper The Sharp Edge of Heaven To rejlch deep and far outto stand on the lips of your toes and pluck that bud !ronl the top of a ten foot stalk, while down below the hole blindly stsklng a dark silent turn- ) We'll IaIk of the edge 01 heaven and weathered quills featheremembes'ed angel wings (I rode one once but can't remember how Iever got '-ck ... ) And a1lII theae ~a mUit bother mecan Itbe lbat we ... only what's easy toill1uclllllle a leal at eye-level? ....... (~Jacll and cnamataIk be ran '-ck down not being relIC\ya special dispensation from the pope with a slightly snide remark that hurts more than a to-the-point asinine statement. I made a telephone call today to the man whose life caused mine (collect, of course) fear lor the rapport caused concern then came the remark (slightly snide, of course) we'd go to the place 01 all beglnnlngs$ il you hadn't increased our phone bill thia month. And then came the letter for me. n wal nice, lO ,1$ own way but then canIIe the remark IsllchUy 1ll1de, 01 count) that hurl the moot 01 aU can Ipa the btU ..-II. lIju1l • to be U u.-w. ......... r I • !!I!I!1.III•• IiII""'-....._ .......iI!n.~e ou!l!""!!'l!ot~r!eg<~e~"":!'I:'on~'iI------....~ profoundly loys, . with the king of my personality. My introverted eyes, Failing to amuse the gallery;' Istrut with no shadow, For fear of reprisal; Vet my path lie virginistic For my motives are self-gratifying: You're a child of th~ Sun living in Aquarius, atop a pinnacle of Eden You sland pouring love over all the earth. -, but i "came from nowhere' and now i'm lost in You ' with a wordless song. a typewriter without hope. jeffrey j. Swencki MaybeNol May be we're not what we seemwe have things to do and searches to truth for among the (nearly) slandering waves of limeWe stack our deck with last calls and blame it on the man. ; It's all rhyme and season changes salvation Sings, and Freedom ringing; Falls and Springs count off the time three-seven with heaven singing ... At least Imade a buck to wake up to. BrfaDKJpp Thomas Heinz a first twisting shaking gut-crushing life . the powers-that-be have chosen you to be the first you can't begin to think about what is about to be done, whether you have control or not over what's aboul to be, but you are the first the lime has arrived: you begin for what mlghl be a Pyrrhic victory. the words of an assasxlnated man enter the mind, overcoming all else: I'we shall overcome!" finally, It ia done you still don't know If you have done SO or not. the results ha.e overcome the means al least for the first few lOCO .... the world rUIhea ~ In • and we fiDd that you're no lDngel' the fInt, but one 01 many. ---~--.,m;.;:y.,,.s-pn'1r..-1:it"'liivlil!i'ciiille<:1------------, and caxne \.o \<now \o:y. ~ sg,nce ... ..,. gTea\., ffll¥ ~ -c ~ tro.-n .-ne 'Ibe rewards were great.er. List.en but once I dare you To the silence of the spheres To the silence of your soul. Come fill yourself give yourself and listen again. Dedicated To All Constipated Drivers! by Kathy Johns Kathleen L. Kexel The Sharp Edge of Heaven To reach deep and far out. to stand on the tips ot your toes and pluck that bud from the top of a ten foot stalk, while down below the hole blindly staking a dark silent turn-) / a special dispensation from the pope with a slightly snide remark that hurts more than a to-the-point asinine statement. I made a telephone call today to the man whose life ca1,15ed mine ( collect, of course) fear for the rapport caused cone rn then came th r mark (slightly mde, of course) we'd o to th place of all b ginnings if you hadn't in rea. ed our p n bill thi. month , And l n cam I lt ll J pluck like £ea rs £ram a Thanlca,glvirW gooae. to quench my thurst. You're a child of th~ Sun iiving in Aquarius, atop a pinnacle o(Eden You stand pouring love over all the earth. but i came from nowhere· and now i'm lost in You · with a wordless song _ a typewriter without hope. ' The thought ot regress\on / profoundly toys, · with the king of my personality. My introverted eyes, Failing to amuse the ga!lery;' I strut with no shadow, For fear of reprisal; Yet my path lie virginistic For my motives are self-gratifying: Thomas Heinz jeffrey j. Swencki Maybe Not May be we're not what we seemwe have things to do and searches to truth for among the (nearly) slandering waves of timeWe stack our deck with last calls and blame it on the man. ., It's all rhyme and season changes Salvation Sings, and Freedom ringing; Falls and Springs count off the time thr - even with heaven singing ... At I a t I made a buck to wake up to. BrtanKfpP , a first iwisting shaking gut-crushing life · the powers-that-be have chosen you to be the first you can't begin to think about what is about to be done, whether you have control or not over what's about to be, but you are the first the time has arrived: you begin for what might be a Pyrrhic victory. the words of an assassinated man enter the mind, overcoming all else: ''we hall overcome!" finally, it is done you till don't know if you have done so or not. th results hav overcom th m at le t for th fir t r ba in of man·. II 4 VISAGE 50 million won't get It (dedicated to comebacks) • an offer was made , for something everyone wanted; it would have made the four horsemen very happy but they stayed away more less words what are these words we toss on-mind iike wind untouched? where will we end to collect in sun-net of inlwinlng thought ... see the rainbow content? wonder wandering we speak on tongues in paper, waiting for the right time of the day . to strike (with restraint) each of the four made their own type of music, yet It was almost all the same, what are these words ... why with Pelrarchan lunar cause will we 'keep writing seas ... trees ... abstract freedom - kings? • the offer was raised higher; "we'll find their price!" still rejected more than I ... less than You the words waddle lhru muddied mores fOlding false prophets screaming from pages unprosed. pressed In pockets the notebooks thicken wordily warily ward of the reader. more than i ... less than Yon plucked ... sucked . like an egg till contenUess shell remains the Word unfleshed has dwell among us. everyone was sad; their four horsemen would not return filially, the highest offer of all was madeacceptell -grudglnglyjoy swept the world "they're back!" The four horsemen once more rode the well-known trail; their word spread throughout the world but , The world couldn't understand why they didn't like it; the four horsemen's act had deteriorated, so badly jeffrey j. swenckl and now, SOmillion won't get it. bruce wagner , The Magic Visage Organization .is now accepting material for the summer anthology. Poetry, prose, art work , and .photography must be received by June 11 in WLLC-DI94. Ode to Beauty I. Midnight upon the moor took me .on a lonely walk; The mist was flying fast and hellish off a chilly.rea. Above the ceaseless roar ever hear no idle talk, never- . missed the stateships, wind-emhellished, lost out on the sea. , 'Neath moonlight shifting shadow clouds. longing neither for man-ness not creedThough desolate the wind it howled, no fear fellering, nor no need. So it was upon the moor that she appeared to me; beside a barren tree her. form draped dim diaphanously- , Her moonlit eyes my distance held, her beauty over-awed. And yet she beckoned o'er my fear, my heart stunned selflessly.' As the wind moaned a mornfultune I drew near' my mysterious fate; The sea groaned and heaved 'neath heavy a moonfor all Nature did she fascinate. Her silken hair flew round. her gown, her lips no sound to me, . My heart tempestuously tossed thrilled madly to her storm; She smiled not nor frowned as I approached her breathlesslyHeaven and Earth no stitch was still ·but for her perfect form. How wisps o(§ad-eyed rare despair taint my soul, apprehensive, too lateWhat awful force forbids me dare deny my fantastical fate? She stood before me silently, dark winds around us wailed; Ithought to touch Creation's Dream . when the night of a sudden went stillThen Heaven exploded with tearful thunder; She vanished forever veiled; Into mad sadness slipped my soul unseamed, for Eterntiy unfulfilled. 'Neath moonlight shifting shadow clouds, longing desperate for'man-ness'or creed, Full desolate the wind it howlednow Fear fettering, and now Need. ll. Beauty lies In timeless eyes Forever and never as one; WhIle man defies, ' desire-tied, 'Til birth and death are done. BrlanKipp -- 4 VISAGE more less words what are these words we toss on mind like wind untouched? where will we end to collect in sun-net of intwining ~ought & see the rainbow content? wonder wandering we speak on tongues in paper. what are these words & why with Petrarchan lunar cause will we ·keep writing seas & trees & abstract freedom - kings? more than i & less than You the words waddle thru muddied mores - finding false prophets screaming from pages unprosed. pressed in pockets the notebooks thicken wordily warily ward of the reader. more than i & less than _You plucked & sucked like an egg till contentless shell remains the Word unfleshed has dwelt among us. jeffrey j. swencki 50 million won't get it ( dedicated to comebacks) an offer was made for something everyone wanted; it would have made the four horsemen very happy but they stayed away waiting for the right time of the day · to strike each of the four made their own type of music, yet it was almost all the same. the offer was raised higher; "we'll find their price!" still rejected everyone was sad; their four horsemen would not return firially, the highest offer of all was madeaccepte~ -grudginglyjoy swept the world "they're back!" The four horsemen once more rode the well-known traii; their word spread throughout the world but • The world couldn't understand why they didn't like it; the four horsemen's act had deteriorated, so badly and now, 50 million won't get it. bruce wagner ' (with restraint) The Magjc Visage-· Organization , is no_w accepting material for the summer anthology. Poetry, prose, art work,. and photography must he received by June 11 in WLLC-D194. Ode to Beauty Midnight upon the moor took me pn a lonely walk ; I. The mist was flying fast and hellish off a chilly seaAbove the ceaseless roar ever hear no idle talk, neyer- . missed the statesh1 ips, wind-embellished, lost out on the sea, \ 'Neath moonlight shifting shadow clouds. longing -neither for man-ness not creedThough desolate the wind it howled, no fear fettering, nor no need. So it was upon the moor that she appeared to me; beside a barren tree her_ form draped dim diaphanously- . Her moonlit eyes my distance held, her beauty over-awed. And yet she beckoned o'er my fear , my heart stunned selflessly. · As the wind moaned a mornful. tune I drew near· my mysterious fate; .,.. The sea groaned and heaved 'neath heavy a moonfor all Nature did she fascinate. Her silken hair flew round .her gown, her lips no sound to me, My heart tempestuously tossed thrilled madly to her storm; She smiied not nor frowned as I approached her breathlessly- . Heaven and Earth no stitch was still but for her perft!ct form. How wisps of ·sad-eyed rare despair taint my soul, apprehensive, too lateWhat awful force forbids me dare deny my fantastical fate? She stood before me silently, dark winds around us wailed; I thought to touch Creation's Dream . when the night of a sudden went stillThen Heaven exploded with tearful thunder.; She vanished forever veiled; Into mad sadness slipped my soul unseamed, for Eterntiy unfulfilled. 'Neath moonlight shifting shadow clouds, longing desperate for·man-ness' or creed, Full desolate the wind it howlednow Fear fettering, and now Need. n. Beauty lies in timeless eyes Forever and never as one; While man defies, · desire-tied, 'Til birth and death are done. Brian Kipp I THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 13 SUN. MAY 23 • Noon to 5 FREE • Monty Python movie _ • Tony Roland & Chris Inloes • Mark' & MarY •. UW-P Jazz Band 8:30 - 1 a.m. , • Folk S,inger Dave Duflek the foot stompin sound of· MEMPHIS BECK & 6:00 - 8:45 D'ance to "SUDS' '. -THE FALL CITY RAMBLERS" 9:30 -1:11I I,m: "SHOTGUN" _ 'SATURDAY PRICES SUNDAY PRICES . ' . $100 . sro uwp . . uWP . $200 Guest . ' . $:fO G1est I IN THE STUD'ENT ACtiVITIES BUI·LDING - .' A_ND CIRCUS TENT . ANNOUNCING STUDENT 'JOBS IN THE NEW PARKSIDE UNION OPENING NEXT SEPTEMBER APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTEDFOR: • Bartenders • Sales Clerks· Cashien • Food Senlce E.. pIa,ee. • Janitorial Workers • Projectionists • Recreation Center M..... en '. • BuildingSupervisors , SOME SUMMER WORK AVAILABLE IN AUGUST APPLY: OFFICEOF STUDENTLIFE WLLC D.l97 BETWEEN 8:00 A.M; & 4:30 P.M. I: • P.A.B; pliESENTS I-ITHE. -END" ~ '7 ~~~=-~~ == = ~ .. ~ _ ===., v .»: =- =- = ======= - - . - .==== - , SAT. MAY 22 6:30 ~8:\30 , Tape music and the Monty Python movie "And 'now' for something completely different" . . •e' p F d d • :I THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 13 . .. ~ :··~-. "".", \ • ... . .- :,,:·: .. · · ANNOUNCING STUDENT .JOBS IN THE NEW PARKSIDE UNION OPENING NEXT SEPTEMBER APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEPTED FOR: .. , • Ba~enders • Sales Clerks -. 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' IN THE STUD.ENT .ACTIVITIES a·u1-LDING \ I A_ND CIRCUS TENT 14 THE PARKS IDE RANGER May 12, 1,.76 Center for teaching excellence involved Parkside project: teaching improvement by Mlck Andersen Parkside hils been chosen to participate in a national educational project called institutional Renewal Through the Improvement of Teaching. The project is designed to find creative solutions to the problems that beset institutions like Parkside, such as the leveling of student enroUments, retrenchment, and the changing patterns of student interests. According to Teresa Peck, assistant professor of Education, the University Committee hils appointed a committee from Parkside to work cooperatively with other academic institutions that are participating with the project, and with the Danforth . Foundation, which sponsors the program. Peck explained that the new Center for Teaching Excellence will serve as the vehicle for Parkside's involvement. She mentioned thilt her interest in the project grew, in part, from the work she had done on a Committee of Principles subgroup .that concerned itself with faculty moral and attitudes toward • instruction. designed to serve as "a model for Peck said that those campuses all universities to follow as far as participating in the program are faculty development is conto "conceptualize and initiate cerned. That is why it is exprograms of faculty development citing." to meet the needs of their par- Peck sees faculty' workshops ticular institutions, and to share - and short courses conducted by that information," with in- the Center as promising areas for stitutlons throughout academe. promoting greater faculty Part of the charge given to development. The Parkside each campus committee is the committee will serve as both establislmient of new programs liason to the national office and for adult students, faculty the on-campus research comdevelopment programs, and ponent for the project. procedures to assure greater use Two extensive questionnaires, of alternative teaching methods. one to the faculty and one to five Peck added that the project is hundred students, have been sent REGISTRATION WEEK - JUNE 14 - 31 9:00 - 4:30 Wed. - Thurs, June 16 - 17 18 9:00 - 4:30 . Saturday. & Sunday - CLOSED -~~-~----- FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES - JUNE 21 - 25 8:30 - 8:00 Friday, June 25 9:00 • o • o • • • I out to people at Parkside. The student questioMaire asked that the participating student "analyze diffe'rent teaChing styles and methods," While the faculty form is designed to survey "the views and ezperiences" of Parkside educators. It is important, Peck l!IIIphasized, that tbe three hundred freshmen and two hundred seniors . ra~domly recieving , program if It IS to achieve its goal program ifit is to achieve its goal of realistic assessment of student attitudes. 9:00 - 8:30 9:00 - 1:00 •o , . , .-..-,- YOU NO LONGER NEED Mon. - Mon. - Thurs. - June 21 - 24 1:00 Friday • • • :..- 0, .' J U W Parkside Bookstore Summer Hours: MAY 23nI THRU JUNE 11 ~-_-..~~~~-- Mon. - Thurs. 9:00 - 4:30 Friday - 9:00 ~ 1:00' Sat. & Sun. - CLOSED Saturday & Sunday - CLOSED u.W. Parkside Bookstore Tues, ·June 14 - 15 Friday , June REMAINDER OF SUMMER SESSION .Wednesday - Thursday 9:00 - 4:30 Saturday & Sunday - CLOSED Mon. - Tues.' 9:00 - 7:00 .' , • o. o , • •• · CASH FOR 'TEXTBOOKS May. 14 thru 21 You get the same price :on the 14th the 21Sf or any time in between Mon.-Thurs. 9:00 to 7,00 Fri. 9:00 to 4:00 Sot. 10:00 to 1:00 14 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 Center for teaching excellence involved Parkside project: teaching intproventent by Mick Andersen Parkside has been chosen to participate in a national educational project called Institutional Renewal Through the hnprovement of Teaching. The project is designed to find creative solutions to the problems that beset institutions like Parkside, such as the leveling of student enrollments, retrenchment, and the changing patterns of student interests. According to Teresa Peck, assistant professor of Education, the University Committee has appointed a committee from Parkside to work cooperatively with other academic institutions that are participating with the project, and with the Danforth . Foundation, which sponsors the program. Peck explained that the new center for Teaching Excellence will serve as the vehicle for Parkside's involvement. She mentioned that her interest in the project grew, in part, from the work she had done on a Committee of Principles subgroup . that concerned itself with faculty moral and attitudes toward · instruction. Peck said that those campuses participating in the program are to "conceptualize and initiate programs of faculcy development to meet the needs of their particular institutions, and to share that information," with institutions throughout academe. Part of the charge given to each campus committee is the establishment of new programs for adult students, faculty development programs, and procedures to assure greater use of alternative teaching methods. Peck added that the project is designed to serve as "a model for all universities to follow as far as faculty development is concerned. That is why it is exciting." , Peck sees faculty workshops - and short courses conducted by the Center as promising areas for promoting greater. faculty development. The Parkside committee will serve as both liason to the· national office and the on-campus research component for the project. Two extensive questionnaires, one to the faculty and one to five hundred students, have been sent / out to people at Parkside. The student questionnaire asked that the participating student " analyze diffe'rent teaching styles and methods," while the faculty form is designed to survey ''the views and experiences" of Parkside educators. It is important, Peck emphasized, that the three hundred freshmen and two hundred seniors . r~~domly . recieving · program 1f 1t 1s to achieve its goal program ifit is to achieve its goal of realistic assessment of stlldent attitudes. U W Parkside Bookstore Summer Ho·urs: ,~-~-~~-,c,q>-·,q,,-~~~-:»<,<;-~-~~-~ MAY 23rd THRU JUNE 11 ~ . .q,.-: '°"'-~~~~-~-,q..,-~-~ --~,cb>t Mon. - Thurs. 9:00 - 4:30 Friday - 9:00 -:- 1 :00 · Sat. & Sun. - CLOSED REGISTRATION WEEK - JUNE 14 - 31 ·'°"'-O'MQM.,c~~~"""°:~:l<Q'>-<b>:·~ Mon. - Tues, June 14 - 15 Friday , June .9:0() - 4:30 Wed. - Thurs, June 16 - 17 18 9:00 - 4:30 · Saturday. & Sunday - CLOSED 9:00 - 8:30 FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES - JUNE 21 - 25 ,.q-KQ,-cq,,-~-~~-....;:;-:~-:,.q.-: ,q..,_~ -~-~_;-. Mon. - Thurs. - June 21 - 24 8:30 - 8:00 Friday, June 25 9:00 - 1 :00 Saturday & Sunday - CLOSED Mon. - Tues. - . . , • • . • • - REMAINDER OF SUMMER SESSION ~~-<Q\4.: '°"'-: Q',c._ ~>KQ>c.O~~ 9:00 - 7:00 · Wednesday - Thursday 9:00 - 4:30 Friday Saturday & Sunday - CLOSED CASH FOR TEXTBOOKS 9:00 - 1 :00 . • • • • • • • • .;· ••• • • YOU NO LONGER NEED Ma)' 14 thru 21 You get· the same price :on the 14th the 21st or any time iii between U. W. Parkside Bookstore Mon.-Thurs. 9:00 to 7:00 Fri. 9:00 to 4:00 Sat. 10:00 to 1 :00 .. F Cllar llnpus .. .. PSGA Student government elects, appoints, resolees by Bruce WagDer ~---------------, !Free classifieds : I FOR.SALE, 2 fen speed bikes, <J Fuji and a 8.lIbysitter. Saturday nights and occasiOnal I BelgIum ve~t~ra, ~ and 595. Both in ex- nights 5!uring wee!(; some Saturdays lind (~IMt cood,hon. Ltgh' and foe clips in Sundays. 3 children 9, 6. J Georgetown I t elUded. Call 652 1477 aft~r 6 southwest part of Racine SS..a.406 Secr" e ry wanted to aid ambitious on FOR SALE: Brand new Fencter, 'rerecester t campus organization. Variable hours, would custom. humbucking, hard shell cese I I Involve summer work. Carl 553-2244or stop secrutce, need money Amplifier, cheap a' PSGA Inc. office WLLC 0 19J Giannini accousuc Guitar. everything. tint offer MUST SELL EVERYTHING THIS I I WEEK. ccotect Tom, co RANGER Need help? contact, RUSH (Racine Und«ground Safe House) at 637-9557. t WANTED: Advertising Manager lor WAN!ED, BusinessManag~rfor RANGER I 'pANGER Must have knowledge of Must possess basic undentanding 01 oIIC • marketing and sates: and get up and go counting generat business practices sales personality. 10 15percent Commission. Contact RANGER, WLLC 0194 or I Confact RANGER, WLLC 0194, or 553 2295 5532295. .._--------------_. • , • , • The new Parkside Student (Jovenunent Association Senate .,ent much of their May 4th lIleeting in appointment of students to various campus .,..runittees, as well as the PSGA senate itself. AIter the election of Robert Foght as president pro-tempore and Chris Meyer, assistant president pro-tempore, members IIthe Senate passed resolutions with regard to a proposed Student Group Support Comroitlee, Senate appointments to the Segregated Fees Allocations eommittee, and the recording of senate meetings. The Student Group Support eoromittee will have the charge rJ establishing the funding for student organizations for each year, fonnerly the work of the Campus Concerns Commi ttee and currently the work of the Associate Dean of Students Advisory Council. The resolution involving the Allocations Committee stated that tenns for the seats that are appointed by the PSGA will last lIltil April of 1977. Appointments to the Senate were Laura Lee Bruno to the humanities seat, Dan Nielsen to Public enemy no.l carbon monoxide the talior economics seat Richard Harris to management science seat. President Bowden appointed Ken Boersma to the Allocation Conunittee, along with Dave Stetka to the Assistant Cbancellor Search and Screen Committee. Jeannine Sipsma to the and the (CPS)-By n""everyone knows that carbon mOllOlride in car exhaust fmnes is a health hazard. But new information from the National Safety Council shows that carbon monoxide may cause accidents as well as heart disease. Researchers have long known that carbon monoxide reduces the amount of oxygen in the blood, and that it can especially hann persons with heart atllj respiratory disease. Now the Safety Council reports that drivers stuck in traffic jams, Ireathing in only a small amount Of carbon monoxide I may suffer a loss of alertness and visua1 acuity. A elleek/ist to lIe/p you in your joll sellrell Pay, We particularly invite comparisons with our pay package. Adoancement . Your college degree could quaJify you for a special rapid advancement program with us, That means higher pay, of course. What may be even more important, however, are the opportunities for responsibility that will open sooner. Etlucolion. . We pay lip to 75% of tuition costs for persons who qualify and continue their education in college or in VOCH4 Iional school. Ema ~lit& ... Our dothing allowance ('an mean big savings. Our cost-of-living allowance in l'ertain areas and a housillg allowance, Or paid hOllsing, will stretch a salary still further. He- ~inlling with yom first year, yon get 30 days paid vacatiOll. R~creation facilities (:Olllpany operated {'hlhs, :-;willlmillg pools, tpll11is court.s. golf (·0111":-;('<;, mOvies and lihrarif's are routine ~i(h liS. And, the pri('('s arc mill unal Or frf't' with no fetcs for joining. IIealth care, .. ~lt'dit';l1 ,unl d('lltalcart' is provic!l'd ("011IP,letf'ly fret:' for th(' cmp!oyt'('. FH,c mc<!il·al care is provided for thC' ('mploy('("s family. l'rat,el ' YUH may be able to qualify for openings in interesting: places throughout the world. HetiTemeni "lan. ,OUf employees call retire after 20 years and receive 50% of base salary (at retirement ) as retirement income, or can retire after 30years with a monthly retirement income that will be 75% of base salary. No employee contrfbuIion toward the retirement fund is required. Bonuses Especially in t04 day's ecounmic situation, onr honuses are II rcnl added feature. Training .. Ever hear "You need experiellce to qualify for a ioh ill th<lt location"? Not from liS. \Vtl'lI prO\·ide training. And, the t'mployec ('njo)'s Ihf' security of nur t'OIl1pldl' hc'neSt package from tht' first day on the job, (·:\pe!il'll("{'d or 1I0t. II "OII'It' .,mpri~I·t1tllleillll we're tall ill'!'!; ,Ibollt (11(' Army, you'll prohahly 1)(' n·('11 tllOl"(' surprised to It'arll ..hou! ()ppnrlunities Opt'll to a ('tlllq~c gr,nl ill tooay's Ann\-. Call t10W to ....range a noohligatioll int("ninv with an ,\rmy rt'pH's('lItative, and find Ollt IIOW VIlli (',lll takc ad\'anta~e of thl'Sl' oI'Portllniti~'s. The nllmber is 657-6191. TNt! PARkS,t. RAt"I,R ., .. 1 s Academic Pokicies Breadth Committee, Maur-. Flynn IiO • justice seat, and Robert F.....t to the orientation commltlft . In other business. SelLltor Gerald Ferch tendered hi. resignation to the Senate, wbidI was accepted. on 5V2% p Sarety Council researchers found lIIat test subjects who breathed small amoun~ of carbon monoxide bad significantly lower readion times. Some crivers reacted to visual changes three times slower than persons who bad not breathed any gas. "In 0 Live Rock us·c T Thursday and Fri Thursday National Recording Artists DaKota On Friday, they're back for ou, Parkside! UWSS\ • R 'Jt/I""'9-r THE BACK DOOR WOULD IKE TO THANK PARKSIDE'S STUDE T FOR THEIR SUPPORT DUR G SPRING SEMESTER THIS SUMMER, COME TO THE BACK DOOR FOR THE FINEST ROCK MUSIC I THE lOWEST DO ~ ~!!p..:~:.!~~~ . ~oDoor Summer May 21 and 28 July 16 Cros fir Windridge June 4 Circus June 18 Rio June 25 Luther Allison Rio Cheap Tric Aug. 13 Suds Aug. 20 Herb an Aug . .21 Fa zle & THE HAPPY OAYS REVUE T ZZ July 23 July 30 JuJy2 July 9 July 10 Pegasus Fat Bruce Albert King Student government elects, appoints, ~esolves TH PAR ID by Bruce Wagner The new Parkside Student Government Association Senate spent much of their May 4th meeting in appointment of students to various campus committees, as well as the PSGA senate itself. the la6or economics seat and Richard Harris to the management science seat. President Bowden appointed Ken Boersma to the Allocation Committee, along with Dave Stetka to the Assistant Chancellor Search and Screen Committe.!, Jeannine Sipsma to the Academic Pokicie Breadth "Committee, aureen Flynn to justice seat, and Robert Fo t to the orientation commi In other busin - , en Gerald Ferch tend red resignation to the was accepted. After the election of Robert Foght as president pro-tempore and Chris Meyer, assistant president pro-tempore, members ot the Senate passed resolutions with regard to a proposed Student Group Support Committee, Senate appointments to the Segregated Fees Allocations Committee, and the recording of senate meetings. Public enemy no.I carbon monoxide on The Student Group Support Committee will have the charge of establishing the funding for student organizations for each year, formerly the work of the Campus Concerns Committee and currently the work of the Associate Dean of Students Advisory Council. Toe resolution involving the Allocations Committee stated that terms for the seats that are appointed by the PSGA will last witil April of 1977. Appointments to the Senate were Laura Lee Bruno to the humanities seat, Dan Nielsen to ( CPS)-By now everyone knows that carbon monoxide in car exhaust fumes is a health hazard. But new information from the National Safety Council shows that carbon monoxide may cause accidents as well as heart disease. Researchers have long known that carbon monoxide reduces the amount of oxygen in the blood, and that it can especially harm persons with heart and respiratory disease. Now th~ Safety Council reports that drivers stuck in traffic jams, breathing in only a small amount of carbon monoxide, may suffer a loss of alertness and visual acuity. ~---------------7 / Free· classifieds I I FOR SALE: 2 ten speed bikes, a Fuji and a Babysitter - Saturday nights and occasiOnal t Belgium Ventura, S80 and $95. Both In ex- nights ~uring wttk; some Saturdays and collent condition. Light and toe clips in Sundays. 3 chUdren 9, 6, 3 Georgetown t I eluded. Call 652 7477 alt~r 6. southwest part of Racine 554 8-406 t I Secretary wanted to aid ambitious on- FOR SALE: Brand new Fender, Telecaster, campus organization. Variable hours, would custom, humbuckJng hard shell case, t I involve summer work. Call 5S3.2244 or stop sacrif ice, need money. Amplifier. che-ap at PSGA Inc. office WLLC O 193 Giannini Accoustic Guitar, everything, best offer MUST SELL EVERYTHING THIS t I WEEK. Contact Tom, CO RANGER Need help? Contact RUSH ( Racine Un t derground Safe House) at 637-9557. t WANTED :. Advertis0 ing Mana~er for WANTED: BusinessManag~rtor RANGER t. I /lANGER . Must have knowledge of Must possess basic understanding of ac marketing and sales; and get up and go counting general business practices sales personality. 10 IS percent commission. Contacl RANGER, WLLC 0194 or t I Contact RANGER, WLLC 0194, or 553 2295. S53 2295. --~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~, A el,etklist to l,e/p you in your jol, seartl, Pay ... We particularly invite comparisons with our pay package. 1·rauel ... Yon may he able to qualify for openings in interesting places throughout the world. Retirement plan . . . Our employees can retire after 20 years and re<"cive 50% of base salary ( at retirement ) as retirement in- <·ome, or can rct,ire after 30 years with a monthly retirement income that will be 75% of base salary. o employee c:ontribution toward the retirement fund is required. Safety Council re earcher found that test SUbjeets breathed mall amount of carbon monoxide had significantly lo er reaction times. Some drivers r a to visual change thre time slower than persons ho had not breathed any gas. Live Rock Music T Thursday and Fr· day Thursday Notional Recording Arti DaKota On Friday, they' re bac for you, Parkside I RAC _ :JVIOTOR THE BACK DOOR WOULD Ill E TO THANK PARKSIDE'S STUDENTS FOR THEIR SUPPORT DURING SPRING SEMESTER THIS SUMMER, COME TO THE BACK DOOR 1 THE FINEST ROCK MUSIC IN THE MIDW S I I • Advancement . . . Your college degree could qualify you for a special rapid advancement program with us. That means higher pay, of course. What may be even more important, however, are the opportunities for responsibility that will open sooner. Education ... We pay up to 75% of tuition costs for persons who qualify and continue their education in college or in vocational school. Bonuses . . . Especially in toclay's ec·o1ic1mic situation, our bonuses arc u real added feature. ··············~············ Extra benefits ... Our clothing allowance can mean big savings. Our cost-of-living allowance in certain areas and a housing allowance, or paid housing, will stretch a salary still further. Beginning with yom first year, yo11 get 30 days paid vacation. Recreation facilities .. . < :om - pany operated dubs, swimming pools, tP1111is <·cH1rts, golf co,irscs, movies and libraries an• ro11ti11c ~ith us. And, the prices arc min 1mal or frf'e with no fees for joining. llealth care ... l\lnlic·al ,11 1d d<'11tal car(' is provid<'d <·ompletrly fr<'<~ for the' c' mplovec. Frrc mrdil'al car<' is provic!Pd for the <·mployc-e's family . Training ... Ever hear "You need expericm:c to qualify for a job in that location"? Not from 11s. We'll pro,·ide training. And, the <·mployc'e 1•njoys the security .,f ,11ir <·0111plt't1• br11efit package from the first day on the job, expe1 i('wTcl or not. II vo11'11· ~111p1iM·cl 111 le,1111 we're talking ,1l>o11t thr Army, you'll probalilr ])(' 1•,·c·11 more surprised to l1•arn about opportunities open to a collq.(<· gr.id in today's Ar11n . Call ,w,. to arrange a noohligatio11 inl<'n iew with an Army r<'pn•s<'11t,1ti\'C', and find 011t l,ow ve111 l',lll take advantage of tltes<' opport1111itiPS. The number is 657-6191. May 21 and 28 Windridge June 4 Circus June 1 a Rio June 25 Luther Allison July2 Pegasus July 9 Fat Bruce July 10 Albert King July 6 July 23 Jul 30 Aug.27 U _ Crossf re Rio C ick 16 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12. 1976 Contact' • weekly by-student government Flynn- Justice of Student Court, Ken Boersma- Allocations C9II1- mittee, David stetka - search and Screen Committee, Jeannine Sipsma - Academic Policies Committee subcommittee on General Bceadth and Robert Foght' Orientations Committee. With all these appointments, there are still many committees in need of student appointees, along with openings in tbe Senate itself. Consideration of these open spaaces brings US to the question of student apathy. Does it exist? (Student) non-participation does not necessarily signify an apathetic student body. Trying to hold down 15-18 credits (which could amount to 5 or 6 essays, 2 tests per class and an unknown quantity of reading) and then Assoc. sounds like academic suicide. After all, to what ~oal are most student workinl! toward in attending a University? Is itfor the idealistic "gathering of knowledge??" Is it a lime-filler, a stalling technique before they decide what to commit themselves to? Or is it a method of job security-insur"!,,,e for the future? It is (for all students) probably a mixture of all three, with the " quantities of each variable differing according to the person. Surprise- -participation in PSGA covers all three bases. I-In learning to deal with people, in examining bureaucratic action and the microcosmic government of Parkside, participation is an education in itself. 2-fu searching for a career or some life's commitment, why not try political activity? Now is the lime to experiment-if vou exoeriment out in the "other" world, and find it not to your taste-job-switching does not look too good on one's record. 3-Attending a college just to get the degree sounds mercenary-but it's a fact of life that when it comes to promotions in large companies it's often the one with the paper who rises. Participation in a student government, activity on a university committee are jewels when it comes to job applications. The beautiful fact about UW Parkside (though sometimes it's a disadvantage) is the fact that it's a small university, compared to monsters like UW Madison. This means we may not have as much prestige as the more established schools, but we are young and probably have more opportunities to offer. There is more flexibility here. Interaction between administration and the student body, and faculty and the student body are closer. ' This build-up allboils down to the fact that you can get in while the going is good. You won't meet a calloused bunch of bureaucrats if you want to participate. PSGA is actively searching, pleading for student participation. • . The idea of committing yourself to a group while attending xx number of classes sounds maniacal. But you'll be surprised-nosbocked at how much more interesting-exciting Parkside is after you begin to get involved. You need only spend a few hours per week-cut out your television time. If you're willing to try it, please contact Kiyoko Bowden at the PSGA office.ranytime, anylime-she damn near lives down there) LLC D-193 or call 553-2244. . If you have the time, some upcoming meetings include: Tues. May ll-Senate Meeting 4:30, LLC D-174. The Chancellor will address the Senate, with reception after the meeting. All students are invited. . May 13 -Cornmittee of the Whole. All members of Senate, Student Court, Executive, University Committees and sub-committees, including Organizational Council and Allocations Committee. All students invited. 2:30, GR 103. May 14 - Chancellor's Press Conference co-sponsored by PSGA and Chancellor's Office. 10:00 - 12:00 -WLLC 363. And (need we say it agairi-) Open 1i> all students. by Wi! Fiedler and Klyoko Bowden The PSGA Senate is almost up to full strength with the appointment of Laura Bruno to the Humanities division seat, Don,Neilaon to Labor Econ and Richard Harris to Management Scien~at the May 4 meetinll of the Senate. The Senate now numbers 13. ' ElectlOllll were held for position of president pro-tempore of the Senate (Robert Foght was elected unanimously) and assistant pres. pro-tempore (Chris Meyer, also elected unanimously) Other appointments made at the May 4 meeting were Maureen f~ FINE FOODS _~ & COCKTAILS Northside 3728 Douglas 639·7115 Southside 1816·16th St. 634·1991 PICK UP OR PIPING HOT FOODS DELIVERED TOYOUR HOME' Racine, Wisconsin 1)IN CHICKEN STEAKS SEAFOOD eH.OPS piZZA LASAGANA RAVIOLI MOSTA(.CIOLI GNOeeHI 'SPAGHETTI . SANDWICHES BOMBERS HAMBURGERS BEER SOFT DRINKS WINES THE QUALITY COURSE PABST-Since 1844. The quality has always come through. YOUNG ADULT NIGHT Saturday Admission Skate Rental SOc RED'S ROLLER RINK 6220 67th St., Kenosha iust off hi,hway 31 • \ (\ CRB INSURANCE INSURE YOUR BIKE AT lOW, lOW COST Insure your bike for two months, for the summer, for the year. Passenger liability is available, too, Call CRB at 639-0900, Get a "QuickQuote" on CRB's low -.low cost motorcycle insurance. 4061 NORTH MAIN STREE-T MAIN AND 3-MILE ROAD PHONE: 639-0900 Fees • to rtse Under the proposed new fee schedule, UW-Parkside resident undergraduate students would pay total fees and tuition of $Ji48 for tbe 1976-77 academic year, or $324 per semester. The 1975-76 yearly cost at UW-P was $616 Total fees and tuition at the University' of Wisconsin's two newest four-year campusesParkside and Green Bay-will cont1nue to be the lowest of the 13 four-year campuses under this proposal. Fee and tuition costs for 1976-77 would range from $646 at UWGreen Bay to $697 at UW-River Falls. Madison would be $671 and Milwaukee $684. Other four-year universities in the UW system would, be Stout $661; Eau Claire and LaCrosse $666; Stevens Point $669; Whitewater $678; Oshkosh $681; Platteville $684; and Superior $696. - . The UW System, in presenting its 1975·77 biennial budget request to the governor and the legislature, has asked that money be appropriated to allow fees and tuitions to stabilize last year, and drop this year. No such funds were provided, howver, and the new fee and tuition schedules are designetl to provide $93.2 million required program revenues. / Defensive driving offered The Campus Securit Department is again offering th National Safety Council' Defensive Drivfng Course f those employees or students wh have not had the opportunity t take the course. The course will be presented a the Classroom Building, Ro 149, on Thursday, May 27, 1 • starting at 9:00 a.m. The cia should be completed at. a proximately 4:00 p.m. Kenosha's foremost. store sine, J88J 'Home of National brands free delivery 622-S8th Street \ I Phone 654-0744 16 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 Contact· • weekly by-student .government by Wil Fiedler and Kiyoko Bowden The PSGA Senate is almost up to full strength with the appointment of Laura Bruno to the Hwnanities division seat, ?<>n,Neilson to Labor Econ and Richard Harris to Management Science _at the May 4 meet~ of the Senate. The Sena_t~ now num~rs 13. · Elections were held ~or position of president pro-tempo~e · of the Senate (Robert Foght was elected unanimously) and assistant pres. pro-tempore ( Chris Meyer, also elected unanimously) Other appointments made at the May 4 meeting were Maureen 1)1Nof~ FINE FOODS -~ & COCKTAILS Northside 3728 Douglas • 639-7115 . Southside 1816-16th St. _ 634-1991 PICK UP OR ~ ~~ DELIVERED PIPING HOT TO YOUR FOODS HOME · Rac~ ine, Wisconsin CHICKEN ·STEAKS SEAFOOD CHOPS PIZZA LASAGANA RAVIOLI MOSTACCIOLI GNOCCHI 'SPAGHETTI . SANDWICHES BOMBERS . HAMBURGERS BEER SOFT DRINKS WINES ,, THE QUALITY COURSE PABST-Since 1844. The qua lity has a lways co me t h rough. YOUNG ADULT NIGHT Saturda·y Admission $1.25 Skate Rental so~ RED'S ROLLER RINK 6220 67th St., Kenosha just off highwa y 31 F1ynn- Justice of Student Court, Ken Boersma- Allocations Committee David Stetka - Search and Screen Committee, Jeannine Sipsma _' Aeademic Policies Committee subcommittee on General Breadth and Robert Foght ._ Orientations Committee. With all these appointments, there are still many committees in need of student appointees, along with openings in the Senate itself. Consideration of these open spaaces brings us to the question of student apathy. Does it exist? (Student) non-participation _does not necessarily signify an apathetic student body. . . Trying to hold down 15-18 credits (which could amount to ? or 6 essays, 2 tests per class and an unknown quantity of reading) and then Assoc. sounds like academic suicide. After all, to what goal ar~ most student workiru! toward in atten~ a University? Is it for the idealistic "gathering of knowledge??" Is1t a time-filler, a stalling technique before they decide what to commit themselves to? Or is it a method of job security-insur~ce for the future? It is (for all students) probably a mixture of all three, with the quantities of each variable differing according to the person. Surprise- -participation in PSGA covers all three bases. 1-In learning to deal with people, in examining bureaucratic action and the microcosmic government of Parkside, participation is an education in itself. 2-In searching for a career or some life's commitment, why not try Political activity? Now is the time to experiment-if vou exoeriment out in the "other" world, and find it not to your taste-job-switching does not look too good on one's record. 3-Attending a college just to get the degree sounds mercenary-but it's a fact of life that when it comes to promotions in large companies · it's often the one with the paper who rises. Participation in a student government, activity on a university committee are jewels when it comes to job applications. The beautiful fact about UW Parkside ( though sometimes it's a disadvantage) is the fact that it's .a small univ~sity, compared to monsters like UW Madison. This means we may not have as much prestige as the more established schools, but we are young and probably have more opportunities to offer. There is more flexibility here. Interaction between administration and the student body, and faculty and the student body are closer. - This build-up all.boils down to the fact that you can get in while the going is good. You won't meet a calloused bunch of bureaucrats if you want to participate. PSGA is actively searching, pleading for studE:nt participation. , . The idea of committing yourself to a group while attending xx number of classes sounds maniacal. But you'll be surprised-noshocked at how much more interesting-exciting Parkside is after you begin to get involved. You need only spend a few hours per week-cut out your television time. If you're willing to try it, please contact Kiyoko Bowden at the PSGA office..(anytime, anytime-she damn near lives down there) LLC D-193_ or call 553-2244. . If you bave the time, some upcoming meetings include: Tues. _May 11-Senate Meeting 4: 30, LLC D-174. The Chancellor will address the Senate, with reception after the meeting. All students are invited. · May 13 -Committee of the Whole. All members of Senate, Student Court, Executive, University Committees and sub-committees, in- • eluding Organizational Council and Allocations Committee. All students invited. 2:30, GR 103. May 14 - Chancellor's Press Conference co-sponso.red by PSGA and Chancellor's Office. 10:00 - 12:00 -WLLC 363. And (need we say it again-) Open fu all students. Fees . ' to rise Under the proposed new fee schedule, UW-Parkside resident undergraduate students would pay total fees and tuition of $648 for the 1976-77 academic year, or $324 per semester. The 1975-76 yearly cost at UW-P was $616 Total fees and tuition at the University · of Wisconsin's two newest four-year campusesParkside and Green Bay-will continue to be the lowest of the 13 four-year campuses under this proposal. Fee and tuition costs for 1976-77 would range from $646 at UWGreen Bay to $697 at UW-River Falls. Madison would be $671 and Milwaukee $684 . Other four-year universities in the UW System would . be Stout $661 ; Eau Claire and La Crosse $666; Stevens Point $669; Whitewater $678; Oshkosh $681; Platteville $684; and ~uperior $696. The UW System, in presenting its 1975-77 biennial budget request to the governor and the legislature, has asked that money be appropriated to allow fees and tuitions to stabilize last year, and drop this year. No such funds were provided, howver, and the new fee and tuition schedules are designetl to provide $93.2 million in required program revenues. / Defensive driving offered • Par The Campus Secun ty!Or Department is again offering th8nst National Safety Council' Defensive Driving Course for those employees or students who7 have not had the opportunity t . : take the course. The course will be presented a llll the Classroorp Building, Roolll N 149, ?n Thursday, May 27, 1~1 • startmg at 9: 00 a.m. The class~ should be completed at , aJ>". proximately 4: 00 p.m. (\ CRB INSURAN.CE Kenosha's foremost. store • INSURE· YOUR-BIKE AT LOW, LOW COS·T Insure your bike for two months, for the summer, for the year. Passenger liability is available, too. Cal l CRB a_t 639-0900. Get a "QuickQuote" on CRB's low,. low cost motorcycle insurance. 4061 Na°RTH MAIN STREET MAIN AND 3-MI LE ROAD PHONE: 639-0900 1881 • since Home of National brands free delivery 622-58th Street Phone 654-0744 e THE PARKSIDE Rio OER~, 12. 1976 17 ecruitment und.er way · e at the time of printing was no further work on basketball player signings,. women's track squad added a otch performer last week. ch Barb Lawson announced t Barbara Zairnan, a state pion in the 440 yard dash, d enroll at Parkside next Junior Olympics. Lawson said, "I'm pleased to have competitor like Barb coming to Parkside. She is 'serious while training and achieving, yet she has fun while running. Barb is a real gagetter, dedicated to track, and she's willing to ,!ork hard to become even better." Late recruiting news .•.In a phone conversasion with Thorn Aiello of RANGER early Monday morning, high school star Eileen Beres said she will be attending Parkside next year, competing in volleyball and track. The 18 year old Beres, from West Allis Nathan Hale High School, had heen visited by volleyball coach Orby Moss since October or November. Moss felt she could he "the key" to Parkside's young program as an immediate starter. Asked why she chose Parkside, • Beres said, "It was the only place that offered me anything (scholarship-wise) ... .I Juat liked the school." She added that she wants to "go to play volleybiill." She had also considered MadIson but she might have had to wait ~ play there, plus her parents wanted her to attend Parkslde. At Hale, the 5'9" Beres played volleyball for three years and was a co-captain this season. That is not her only talent though. Last year she won the Stale Class A high jump tiUe at 5'3%". This year she ranks in the top three in the state and her 5'5V." Jump is first or second best in the state so far. The state meet will be held dUring the first week of June. Beres said she is always in·' valved in sports, including bowling, baseball, and softball. She still managed to be in the top 10 per cent of her class scholastically though. · an, a product of James · n Memorial High School Madison, won the 1975 Class A championship in 57.2 seconds. has lettered since her freshyear, while picked as most able since her sophomore at Memorial. eoached by Beth Emshoff, . n also was a member of her l's record setting ll86-yard ey relay team which set a tional high school mark in 1974.. also competed in the 1975 tional AAU Junior Chamnships and the Wisconsin .......... ~ 652-", STOP II at 111 WAlEI H HOLE to experi.. ae E COIIIf8rt & reluati.. at W a water1led We don't tlave tree gifts ~ * We do have low llites E * We do have ., sUyes R * We do have the all _ H zodiac frame 0 * We do have :I) day, L money back, in - home' trial E * Delivery & installation * ming available T H E W A T E R H o L E Won, lost in same season is, it stinks," said Oberbruner. There was also disappointment in the selection of the all·WICA team members. Oberbruner felt his club was better than Just having three men make the 11 man honorable mention team. .The three players chosen to that squad were outfielders Andy Johnson, a freshman, and Jim Jerina, a junior, and junior pitcher Tom Rachel, who won the Lake Forest game. the Rangers. Oberbruner said, "You can see what the deal is ....The whole thing was a conspiracy to get· the other ones in." \ The voting actions, according to Oberbruner, may have been an "aftermath" of the Parkside basketball and track successes in recent seasons. He explained that the other scbools may have felt Parkside's been getting .too strong, sports-wise. "Whatever it Ranger baseball coach Red berbruner is "very disapinted." No, he was not erring to the play of his club, t to the voting that decided hich teams would participate in e Wisconsin Independent ege Association (WICA) plays. Parkside, sporting an 11-10 cord after defeating Lake orest College (Ill.) 5-1 last esday, was snubbed from the -team play-offs in voting by presentatives of the other CA teams. Six teams were in running for the spots. Of the Parkside played this year, Norbert and Milwaukee hool of Eugineering (MSOE) ted the Rangers the number spot and. carroll Colleg . ked Parkside third. Parkside not play Carthage and Milton ege, who picked UWPfifth, or eland College, who picked sixth. Oberbruner felt the eland vote was completely.. justified since Parkside beat E 18-2 and 9-3 this year, yet eland picked MSOE before ·l.lvi Rock Entertainment 5 -Nights a Week at.Outrigger West r----CLIP AND SAVE·----1 W ED.- THURS.-FRI.-SAT .-SUN. I Live Band Schedule I I Playing from 8 P.M. to 1:30 A.M I I 5 Nites a Week I I I I I I I May 13- One NightOnly : STAT I I I I I I I I I I I I I r I I I June 2 thru 5- I Ripper Jock I June 9 thru 11- I Pegasus I J IOutrigger West I L~- ~~~Y!:._.!"~~~.!! 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THE PARKSIDE RANGER y 12, l97' 17 Recruitment under way \Vhile at the time of printing e was no further work on e basketball player signings, . women's track squad added a otch performer litst week. ch Barb Lawson announced t Barbara Zaiman, a state pion in the 440 yard dash, uld enroll at Parkside next 7,aiman, a product of James ison Memorial High School Madison, won the 1975 Class A championship in 57.2 seconds. has lettered since her freshyear, while picked as most Juable since her sophomore son at Memorial. Coached by Beth Emshoff, · an also was a member of her ool's record setting 880-yard ey relay team which set a tional high sahool mark in 1974 . . e also competed in the 1975 ational AAU Junior Chamionships and the Wisconsin Baseball Junior Olympics. Lawson said, "I'm pleased to have competitor like Barb coming to Parkside. She is ·serious while training and achieving, yet she has fun while running. Barb is a real gogetter, dedicated to track, and she's willing to ~ork hard to become even better." Late recruiting news ... In a phone conversasion with Thom Aiello of RANGER early Monday morning, high school star Eileen Beres said she will be attending Parkside next year, competing in volleyball and track. The 18 year old Beres, from West Allis Nathan Hale High School, had been visited by volleyball coach Orby Moss since October or November. Moss felt she could be "the key" to · Parkside's young program as an immediate starter. Asked why she chose Parkside, Beres said! "It was the only place that offered me anything (scholarship-wise) ... .! just liked the school." She added that she wants to "go to play volleyball." She had also considered Madison but she might have had to wait t~ play there, plus her parents wanted her to attend Parkside. At Hale, the 5'9:' Beres played volleyball for three years and was a co-captain this season. That is not her only talent though. Last year she won the State Class A high jump title at 5'33/s". This year she ranks in the top three in the state and her 5'5¼" jump is first or second best in the state so far. The state meet will be held during the first week of June. Beres said she is ·always in- · volved in sports, including bowling, baseball, and softball. She still managed to be in the top 10 per cent of her class Scholastically though. T H E THE WATER HOLE 5531-611. i '·"•"" 652-2039 ~ STOP IN at THE WA lIR HOLE to experience the comfort & relaxation ot a waterbed We don't have free gifts T H E " w A T Won, lost in saine season w A T E R * We do have low prices * We do have many stlyes /E R Ranger baseball coach Red berbruner is ''very disapinted." No, he was not ferring to the play of his club, t to the voting that decided hich teams would participate in e Wisconsin Independent liege Association (WICA) playffs. Parkside, sporting an 11-10 ecord after defeating Lake orest College (Ill. ) 5-1 last esday, was snubbed from the four-team play-offs in voting by epresentatives of the other WICA teams. Six teams were in he running for the spots. Of the urns Parkside played this year, . Norbert and Milwaukee hool of Engineering (MSOE) ,oted the Rangers the number two spot and • Carroll Colleg ~eked Parkside third. Parkside did not play Carthage and Milton liege, who picked UWP fifth, or keland College, who picked P sixth. Oberbruner felt the keland vote was completely · justified since Parkside beat E 18-2 and 9-3 this year, yet keland picked MSOE before • enn1s aces another Fresh from a romping 8-2 win t Northeastern Illinois last lrtonday, the Parkside tennis learn has been selected to represent the Wisconsin Independent College Association IWICA) in the NAIA District 14 Tournament. Parkside, 9-1 on the season beat Northeastern by winning six of the 10 matches in three-setters, llSually after being down in the first set. That caused coach Dick Frecka to comment, ' 'They're eal competitors!" With wins against~ ortheastern, a team that gave the Rangers all they could handle before losing 5- 4 earlier in the year at Parkside, number one singles player Mike Olson and number two Chris Johnson increased their records to ~ and 8-2, respectively. the Rangers. Oberbruner said, "You can see what the deal is .... The whole thing was a conspiracy to get· the other ones in." ' The voting actions, according to Oberbruner, may have been an " aftermath" of the Parkside basketball and track successes in recent seasons. He explained that the other schools may have felt Parkside's been getting . too strong, spor+c:;-wise. "Whatever it ' is, it stinks," said Oberbruner .. There was also disappointment in the selection of the all-WICA team members. Oberbruner .felt his club was better than just having three men make the 11 man honorable mention team. • The three players chosen to that squad were outfielders Andy Johnson, a freshman, and Jim Jerina, a junior, and junior pitcher Tom Rachel, who won the Lake Forest game. H 0 L E * We do have the all new zodiac frame * We do have :II day, ~ money back, in - ho.me trial H 0 L E * Delivery & i_nstallation * framing available ·uve Rock Enlatainment .. 5 -Nights a -Week at _Outrigger West HOTEL ROOMS 8~ The 'Day Week Month r----CLIP AND SAVE -----1 W ED.-THURS.-FRI.-SAT.-SUN. I Live Band Scheduler Ploying from e P.M. to 1 ,30 A.M 1 Girl's· admitted Beer every night from 6 P.M. to 7 P.M. Open Daily except Mon. FREE Every ·wednesday Niglit No CoYW C It Grfll! Olym,pia Beer On Tap Also • Pizza • Sandiwches • 3 Foos Ball Tables 3 P.M. 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C'OUdry Slloptliflg Cennr RlJsa eyes' Olympics SPORTING /WORLD You'" find' everythIng for your sporting needs ot Sporting World' Spot·bilt Baseball Spikes $1349 • $2495 All purpose athletic shoes Baseball bats, gloves .& other equipment 6218 - Washingt!>n Ave., Racine Complete line of tennis equipment. rackets, shoes," clothing Phone: 637:7280 In coach Vic Godfrey's office is a signed agreement that says of if Lucian Rosa doesn't place in the top six in this summer's OlympicGames, he'll have. to compete in another Olympics. The signatures are those of Rosa, Godfrey, and coach Bob Lawson. Rosa, the 32 year old marathon runner, wants Montreal to be his last Olympics. • Rosa will be a member of the 5-man track team fron>Sri-lanka. In 1972,the 5'6'"',', IDS-pounderran in the Olympics for his native country, then called Ceylon. Two days before he ran the marathon he was hit with a chest cold, which caused him to dropout at 13-milemark of the race that covers more than 26miles. Rosa was between ninth and fifteenth place at the lime. Part of the problem in 1972,said Rosa, was that Lucian Rosa before the Olympics, he went to a three month coachingcamp in WestGermany where he ran 3000, later, then retire. 5000.and 10,000meter races, at a rate of two meets He would like to.return to Parkside to assist the per week. Rosa said his country (Ceylon) told him coaches and perhaps contiJiueworking in the Phy. he should take the offer since it would save Ceylon Ed. Building's Issue Room. Rosa also said he like some money for sending. him to the Olympics. "little kids," and would like to coach on the junior Germany was to foot that bill. high level. ' So, that was one disappointment for Rosa. After The need ofa coachis emphasized by Rosa. Ahout starrinz at Parkside for four years, as well as Godfrey, he said, "When he's around, I feel hapbecoming a popular name in Iowa where he aced py....Everyone just needs a coach. Withouta coach Drake Relays, Rosa worked-out this year, withtwo you are just really helpless, you are really in goals in mind, the Boston Marathon win and the _trouble. They always help you." Olympics. Again, disappointment. The dedicated _ Rosa also has a great deal of respect for the runner injured his Achille's tendon on his right Joanis', saying Mr. Joanis acts as a "teacher, ad: ankle area, pulling him out ofthe Bostonrun. visor, everything." - "The first couple of weeks, you know, I took it But nowit's lime to start thinking of the Olympics really had. It was really tough. on me. I wasn't again and working into shape for the most imtalkinz at all, you know, I'd just go home. iust.stay portant thing on his mind. At present, Rosa is not in my room. Didn't even talk to mom and dad - just quite up to ·l20.miles per week training. In June stayed in my room. though,he will "build-up" to 175-180miles per week, "What most hurt me was when I'd go to class the rate he was at before th Boston date. Then, the peopleweuldask me, "Aren't you goingto Boston?" first two weeks in July, he'll do 100-160miles. Youknow,that's the lime where I was thinking how followed by a week of 120.miles. Rosa will taper hard I worked, but here I can't even go," said Rosa down to 6~70,miles the final week. He said he of his reaction when he- was sidelined-froljl the usually takes it easy the week before a marathon. Boston race. About his chances in Montreal, -Godfrey said of "Mom and dad" are Mrs. and Mrs. Kenneth the "deal" they ma"de, "I think he's got that Joanis of Kenosha. Rosa has stayed with the Joanis possibility (to reachthe top six). He's got to shoot family since coming to Parkside five years ago. for something that's a worthwhile goal." Godfrey He came to Parkside after coach Godfrey and ~ will be there to see Rosa run, but Lawson will be then athletic director Tom Rosandich "discovered - with him as his coach. him in the 1970Sixth Asian Games in Bangkok, Rosasaidthatona goodday, you don't knowwhat where he won gold medals in the 5000and 10,000 couldhappen. He felt any of the top 10to 15runners meter'nms. . were capable of winning the race. He also said the Coach Lawson first made a marathon runner out runners must be ready to keep the pace and that the of Rosa, whohad often run harefoot until the Dr.. ke race really "starts at the 2O-milemark." - Relays during his freshman year. Ideal weather for Rosa would be between 50and Before that Rosa had been a top student at St. 65 degrees, with a litUe sun. He doesn't like too Mary's Hgh SChoolin-Kandy, Ceylon. he began much wind because, "It slows me down. I'm.not a .running to keep in shape for soccer, a sport he was power' runner. tJ a co-captain in. His principal got him to start Rosa can take some contort, along with the other serious running and Rosa became the school, competitors. in the eight stations along the route. -district, and sectional champ, though he didn't do as Refreshments, wet towels, sponges, and the like are well in Nationals. It was eight years between then at the stations, located at every fifth meter- (more and his first Asian .Games in 1966: than 3 miles) after the 10,000meter mark. A business management major, with a coaching Certainly Rosa would like the. 1976 Summer certificate as well,Rosa will graduate this month. If Olympic's marathon run to be the race of his fife. i ~:::::::::::::::::::::~.,.h;e~di;o~es~w:ell:in:th:e~,()~lym:~Pi~cs~'~he race in Charleston, West Virginia ahout a month to do it." will run a 15-mile Howbad doeshewant it? 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I , ( ' \ .w:~'1 Services include: ~ * Hair coloring * Beard and mustache trims * Creative hair styling * Custom hair replacements * Perma styles, Curles or Waves For appointment call 694-4603 OPIIN Wll"U(l.V Styli119 - Studio 7509 45th AVE. Town & Country Shopping Cen~r Rqsa eyes Olylllpics In coach Vic Godfrey's office is a signed agreement that says of if Lucian Rosa doesn't place in the top six in this summer's Olympic Games, he'll have to compete in another Olympics.. The signatures are those of Rosa, Godfrey, and coach Bob Lawson. Rosa, the 32 year old marathon runner, wants Montreal to be his last Olympics. ' Rosa will be a member of the 5-man. track team from Sri-lanka. In 1972, the 5'6½,', 108-pounder ran in the Olympics for his native country, then called Ceylon. Two days before he ran the marathon he was hit with a chest cold, which caused him to dropout at 13-mile mark of the race that covers more than 26 miles. Rosa was· between ninth and fifteenth place at the time. . Part of the problem in 1972, said Rosa, was that before the Olympics, he went to a three inonth coaching camp in West Germany where he ran 3000, 5000, and 10,000 meter races, at a rate of two meets per week. Rosa said his country ( Ceylon) told him he should take the offer since it would save Ceylon some mo~ey for sending- him to the Olympics. Germany was to foot that bill. · So, that was one disappointment for Rosa. After sta~ at Parkside for four years, as well as becoming a popular name in Iowa where he aced Drake Relays, Rosa worked-out this year1 with two goals in mind, the Boston Marathon win and the . Olympics. Again, disappointment. The dedicated runner injured his Achille's tendon on his right ankle area, putting him _gut of the Boston run. "The first couple of weeks, you know, I took it really bad. It was r~ally- tough, on me. I wasn't talking at all. you know, I'd just go home, iust.stay in my room. Didn't even talk to mom and dad - just stayed in my room. "What most hurt me was when I'd go to class people would ask me, "Aren't you going to Boston?" You know, that's the time where I was thinking how hard I worked, but here I can't even go," said Rosa of his reaction when he- was sidelined· frolJl the Boston race. "Mom and dad" are Mrs. and Mrs. Kenneth Joanis of Kenosha. Rosa has stayed with the Joanis family since coming to Parkside five years ago. He came to Parkside after coach Godfrey and then athletic director Tom Rosandich "discovered him in the 1970 Sixth Asian Games in Bangkok, where he won gold medals in the 5000 and 10,000 meter'runs. · Coach Lawson first made a marathon runner out of Rosa, who had often fllll barefoot until the Dr.ake Relays during his freshman year. Before that Rosa had been a top student at St. Mary's Hgh School in· Kandy, Ceylon. he began · running to keep in shape for soccer, a sport he was a co-captain in. His principa1 got him to start serious running and Rosa became the school, . district, and sectional champ, though he didn't do as well in Nationals. It was eight years between then and his first Asian .Games in 1966. A business management major, with a coaching certificate as well, Rosa will graduate this month. If · he does well in the .Olympics, he will run a 15-mile race in Charleston, West Virginia about a month Lucian Rosa later, then retire. He would like to..return· to Parkside to assist the coaches and perhaps continue working in the Phy. Ed. Building's Issue Room. Rosa also said he like "little kids," and would like to coach on the junior high level. ..._ The need of a coach is emphasized by Rosa. About Godfrey, he said, "When he's around, I feel happy .... Everyone just needs a coach. Without a coach you are just really helpless, you are really in _ troubl~. They always help you." _ Rosa also has a great deal of respect for the Joanis', saying Mr. Joanis acts as a "teacher, advisor, everything." But now it's time to start thinking of the Olympics again and working into shape for the most important thing on his mind. At present, Rosa is not quite up to 120,miles per week training. In June though,he will "build-up" to 175-lBOmiles per week, the rate he was at before th Boston date. Then, the first two weeks in July, he'll do 150-160 miles, followed by a week of 120 miles. Rosa will taper down to 60-70 _miles the final week. He said he usually takes it easy the week before a marathon. About his chances in Montreal, -Godfrey said of the "deal" they ma"'de, "I think he's got that possibility (to reach the top six). He's got to shoot for something that's a worthwhile goal. 1' Godfrey .,. will be. there to see Rosa run, but Lawson will be with him as his coach. Rosa said that on a good day, you don't know what could happen. He felt any of the top 10 to 15 runners were capable of winning the race. He also said the runners must be ready to keep the pace and that the race really "starts at the 20-mile mark." Ideal weather for Rosa would be between 50 and 65 degrees, with a little sun. He doesn't Uke too much wind because, "It slows me down. I'm .not a power ·runner. " Rosa can take some confort, along with the other competitors, in the eight stations along the route . Refreshments, wet towels, sponges, and fhe like are at the stations, located at every fifth meter· (more than 3 miles) after the 10,000 meter mark. Certainly Rosa would like the • 1976 Summer Olympie's marathon run to be the race of his life. How bad does hewant it? "This is the one, I just got to do it." 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I break these up into learns. individuals. Quickest to mind is the basketball team and Gary . Once again this year, the cagers made it to the National Tourney ansas City, only to be beaten by a point after another outstanding n. There were many "big" wins among the 24 total, with home ries against UW-Green Bay and UW-Eau Claire standing-out as 1 spine-,.tinglers. '. To me, Cole has been the single-most interesting player to watch er the years. His quick moves, his excellent shooting touch, and his fense are just a few of the re"'!ons why I would select hun as the thlete of the Year at Parkside.1 think he has what it takes for pro ball d I like his off-court attitude as well. I'm looking forward to wat- . ing him play many more years. Before I leave basketball, I want to d that I think all of the players deserved credit and Leartha Scott asn't far behind Cole in my mind. Look !or him to be super next year. Landers'and wrestling • Anyonereading the Ranger earlier this year and last week would be Ie to tell what I think of Joe Landers and the wrestling team. The ad again placed in the NAIA's top ten, now a commo~ occurance, d Landers continued the Parkside tradition of producing national ampions. -Bob Gruner sho~ld also be cr-edited for placing a s~- . ing sixth in the country, while John Gale and Dan O'Connell gam tion for breaking "most wins" records by a freshman and ~ homore, respectively. . Backtracking a bit, the cross country team turned-in several good ormances early this school year.Ray Frfdericksen led the way, as hasbeen doing in track also, and it looks like. Parkside has found a cessor to the great Lucian Rosa. Fredericksen also takes mvidual honor for his third place in the marathon at the Drake Relays ntly. Soccer The soccer team, led by All-America Steve Sendelbach, had its best son ever this year. The team has added some key recruits that uld make it a very fine unit next season as well. Of course, SenIbach's personal story is remarkable. Overcoming serious physical oblems that threatened his soccer playing days, and kept hun out e year anyway, Sendelbach played with his usual reckless abandon "llro t!l~ hooo!,§,;accord~d,\1im. "".' _... The women's tennis and volleyball teams both unproved well later their seasons and it's hoped that they can grow from there. olleyball was only in its first year andnext year a f~w new players uld make quite a difference. . The men's fencing team had one of its poorer seasohs, but Jim ing still managed a fine record. The women's squad, meanwhile, joyed a great season. Iris Gericke won the Great Lakes Chamonship leading her squad to a first there also. Her seasonal record outstanding and she would have to be considered one of kside's two best women performers. Baseball - Softball In baseball, the team had an average year, but deserved a better te than getting left-out ofthe play-offs. The biggest "surprise" on the would have to be freshman Andy Johnson, who made honorable ntion on the WICA team. Emerging from obscurity, Johnson arne the team's leading hitter before a mild slumT>. He still ins among the leaders though. In its first year, women's softball was a hit. And hitting became a \WlSf[ircflfi \W~&\~( SHIRTS & JEANS FOR TALL MAN , 8.IG MAN and REG. GUYS TOO! men's shop 5014 7th lR'e. kenosha,wis. "The Big and ~ Tall ~ Specialists" (414)657 Sfr'7S Why do some people think Bud, is sort of special? trade-mark for the team, along with the good pitching fIoom theUIres of Barb Piasecki and comoanv. • Since losing to Marquette University in its first match of the_, Parkside's young tennis team went undefeated. Leading the way here are Mike Olson and Ouis Johnson. Both have played number one and two singles all year and combine to present a tough number one doUbles team. Track Finally, I'd like to talk about track. The women's team suffered from a very small turn-out and the injury to Sue Von Behren, but still managed some high places in the form of Kim Merritt and Olris • .Susterlch. Merritt won the AAU marathon championship in New York's Central Park early in the sports year, then went on to win the women's division of the famous Boston Marathon. Merritt proved herself to be as hard to get an interview with as she was hard to catch in races she participated in this year. Nonetheless, she established herself as a superb runner and the other main woman athlete at Parkside this year. The men's track squad has donE a consistenUy decent job all season. Besides Fredericksen's achievements, mentioned earlier, the walking team has been dominate. Jim Heiring rates in a class by htmseIf here and may yet qualify for the Olympic trials. He's already won the indoor championship and may SOOnwin the NAJA outdoor title. The best part is that he, like Fredericksen, is still young, indicating a very bright future. The rest of the men qualifying for NaUonals did a fine .job (00.. . Lucian Rosa, a four-year running star at UWP, still attends classes here and is preparing for his second marathon in the Olympics. It is fun to watch tins man run, but his work with other athletes should be Softball Women blast Carthage Led by a powerful hitting attach and strong pitching, Parkside.s women's softball team· blasted Carthage College twice, 13~ and ItHi, at Petrifying Springs last Saturday. The wins increased the team's record to 6 wins and 2 losses. Only a doubl",,\ header at tough Rock Valley . College on Tuesday remained, assuring coach Wayne Dannehl's squad a winning record in its first season of varsity competition. Barb Piasecki, now 3.2, won the first game, supported by 17 hits. cont,"ued on JNte ZO Debbie Drlssel was 4 for 5, while Carol Knudson had a perfect hitting day, 4-4, as she drove-in 3 runs. Sandy Kingsfield had 3 hits, including a homer I while knocking home 6 runs. In game two, Diane Secor I who was 3 for 3 in the opener, had 4 hits in five at-bats, as she totalled 6 RBI's. She was also the winning pitcher, now ~ on the season. Knudson again hit perTecUy, 3 for 3, leading a 21 hit offense. Go ahead and find out why! IBrewing beer righ t does make a difference.i E.F. Madrigrano Therapy planned A therapy seuIon for studeata interested In chemical depen • dency will be beId thia com1nll Thursday In Classroom 213, sponoored by the ParUide Drug Quarters organlzaUon. ThIs aellllon II intended to assist tbolIe having lIOIIIe pro1llem with chemical dependellcy. According to Ed Bees of PDQ, there will be l/ree of these sessiOlll held each IDOnth 011 the second, third, and fourth Thursdays. The first Thursday of each month is intended as an informational rap for those interested in that area. For further infnnnatlon, caD PDQ at 553-2823 or Johnson at 553- 2575. ~ THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12, 1976 19 Spo_rts commentary · Ye_ar • • 1n review Therapy planned by Thom Aiello ., It's been one hell of a year! With this being the last issue of Ranger this schoo~ year, I would like to use this space to give a few of my Parkside's sports program, as well as some personal Top Stories First of all, the top stories of the year. I break these up into teams d individuals. Quickest to mind is the basketball team and Gary le. Once again this year, the cagers made it to the National Tourney Kansas City, only to be beaten by a point after a!"}other ou~tanding son. There were many ''"big" wins among the 24 total, with home ·ctories against UW-Green Bay and UW-Eau Claire standing-out as al spine-tinglers. · • · To me, Cole has been the single-most interesting player to wa1<:h ver the years. His quick moves, his excellent shooting touc?, and his fense are just a few of the rea~ons why I would select him as the Mhlete of the Year at Parkside. I think he has what it takes for pro ball and I like his off-court attitude as well. I'm looking forward to wat- . ching him play many more years. Before I leave basketball, I want to dd that I think all of the players deserved credit and Leartha Scott :asn 't far behind Cole in my mind. Look for him to be super next year. Landers·and wrestling • Anyone reading the Ranger earlier this year and last ~eek would be ble to tell what I think of Joe Landers and the wrestling team. The a d again placed in the NAIA's top ten, now a common occurance, sq~\anders continued the Pjirkside tradition of producing national :ampions. ·Bob Gruner should also be er.edited for pl1 acing a s~- in prising sixth in the country, while John Gale and Dan O Connell gam mention for breaking "most wins" records by a freshman and a the sophomore, r~spectively. . ad- Backtracking a bit, the cross country team turned-in several good rformances early this school year .Ray Fr$dericksen led the way, as he has.been doing. in track also-, and it looks like_ Parkside has foun~ a uccessor to the great Lucian Rosa. Fredericksen also takes m- 'vidual honor for his third place in the marathon at the Drake Relays ecently. Soccer The soccer team led by All-America Steve Sendelbach, had its best ason ever this y~ar. The team has aaded some key recruits that uld make it a very fine unit next season as well. Of course, Senlbach 's personal story is remarkable. Overcoming serious p~ysical oblems that threatened his soccer playing days, and kept him out ne year anyway, Sendelbach played with his usual reckless abandon earn th~ ,honor ;ic~ord~d 11;li.m. • .-1 • t, - - • The women's tennis and volleyball teams both improved -well later their seasons and it's hoped that they can grow from there. olleyball was only in its first year and.next year a f~w new players uld make quite a differe:ice. . . The men's fencing team had one of its poorer seasohs, but Jim erring still m~naged a fine record. The women's squad, meanwhile, joyed a great season. Iris Gericke won the Great Lakes Cham- 'onship, leading her squad to a first there also. Her s~asonal record as outstanding and she would ~ave to be considered one of arkside's two best women performers. Baseball -Softball In baseball the team had an average year, but deserved a better te than getting left-out of the play-offs. The biggest "surprise" on the ~ m would have to be freshman Andy Johnson, who ma?e honorable ention on the WICA team. Emerging from obscurity, John~n came the team's leading hitter before a mild slum,. He still ains among the leaders though. In its first year, women's softball was a hit. And hitting became a \WES?ETt.c~ft WE&\Tft SHIRTS & JEANS FOR TALL MAN I BJG MAN and REG. GUYS TOO! / trade-mark for the team, along with the good pitching from the likes of Barb Piasecki and companv. • Since losing to Marquette University in its first match of the season, Parkside's young tennis team went undefeated. Leading the way here are Mike Olson and Chris Johnson. Both have played number one and two singles all year and combine to present a tough number one doubles team. Track Finally, I'd like to talk about track. The women's team suffered from a very small turn-out and the injury to Sue Von Behren, but still managed some high places in the form of Kim Merritt and Chris • · Susterich. Merritt won the MU marathon championship in New York's Central Park early in the sports year, then went on to win the women's division of the famous Boston Marathon. Merritt proved herself to be as hard to get an interview with as she was hard to catch in races she participated in this year. Nonetheless, she established ' herself as a superb runner and the other main woman athlete at Parkside this year. The men's track squad has don~ a consistently decent job all season. Besides Fredericksen's achievements, mentioned earlier, the walking team has been dominate. Jim Heiring rates in a class by himself here and may yet qualify for the Olympic trials. He's already won the indoor championship and may soon win the NAIA outdoor title. The best part is that he, like Fredericksen, is still young, indicating a very bright future. The rest of the men qualifying for Nationals did a fine ·job too. · Lucian Rosa, a four-year running star at UWP, still attends classes here and is preparing for his second marathon in the Olympics. It is fun to watch this man run, but his work with other athletes should be Softball continued on page 20 Women blast Carthage Led by a powerful hitting attach and strong pitching, Parkside.' s women's softball team · blasted Carthage College twice, 13-6 and llH>, at Petrifying Springs last Saturd11y. The wins increased the team's record to 6 wins and 2 losses. Only a doubleheader at tough Rock Valley . College on Tuesday remained, assuring coach Wayne Dannehl's squad a wirinlng record in its first season of'varsity comp~tition. Barb Piasecki, now 3-2, won the first game, supported by 17 hits. Debbie Drissel was 4 for 5, while Carol Knudson had a perfect hitting day, 4-4, as she drove-in 3 runs. Sandy Kingsfield had 3 hits, including a homer, while knocking home 6 runs. In game two, Diane Secor, who was 3 for 3 in the opener, had 4 hits in five at-bats, as she totalled 6 RBl's. She was also the winning pitcher, now 3-0 on the season. Knudson again hit perfectly, 3 for 3, leading a 21 hit offense. A therap -ion for tud n interested in chemical d nd ncy will be h Id this coming Thursday in Cla room 213, sponsored b th Park ade Quarters organization. This on 1 intended to assi t those having m proo m with chemical d p nd nc According to Ed Bee of P there will be three of t sessions held each month on th second, third, and fourth Thursdays. The first Thursday of month is intended a an informational rap for tho terested in that area. ch inFor further information, call PDQ at 553-2623 or John n at 553- 2575. Why do s01ne people think Bud® is sort of special? ...... Go ahead and find out why! !Brewing beer right does make a difference. l E.F. Madrigrano • .20 THE PARKSIDE RANGER May 12. 1976 Vet's Club • • reorgutuses The Parkside Vet's Club reorganized their staff of officers into an executive board at a May 2 meeting. There will now be an office of President, eight .vice presidents in charge of various committees, and an elected sergeant of arms. The 1976-1977election of the board will take place on May 16, at 4 p.m. in the Student Activities Building. All members are urged to attend this meeting. Review------------------l continued from pate 19 commended as well. a student or a person usually. Nowadays, I think that's very important. Coaches Surely I've left out several other "highlights," not to mention other stories concerning various "issues," ·but there isn't room for all of that. I'd still like to compliment all of the coaches for putting things together so well and for their co-operation with this paper all year. A program like Parkside's makes it hard to fin~ problems to report on all year. Sure, there were some cases of contlicts, but basically things ran smoothly. That's what helps make sports fun; it can provide a relief from other university conflicts when-properly administered, For myself now, I hope.this column doesn't sound too wishy-washy; but why criticize just for the sake of criticism? Heck, Parkside ranks among the very top of the NAJA total sports program ratings and look at 'all of the All-Americans from this school with a total sports budget of around $44,ooo! How many recruiting phone-calls could Ohio State football coach Woody Hayes make on that budget? I happen to believe in what one Parkside coach told me not long ago- that every year Parkside seems to produce another small miracle in its sportsprogram. "It's unreal," he said. . One last point here. I don't think the athlete at Parkside is ignored as Ranger I'd like to thank Debbie Friedell, acting 'editor las~ semester, for first giving me the opportunity to head the Ranger sports section, a •Jeannine Sipsma, the current editor, for letting me continue my wor as sports editor.lfeel good about having the opportunity to write tho year and I'm happy about the experiences I've had. There are man others that I'd like to thank if space were permitting, but they shoul know who they are. . As for you, the reader, I hope you feel the Ranger is an irnprov product. Particularly, I hope you've been interested in the spo section. I've tried to present you with good, complete stories ea week - I hope I've succeeded. Also, I hope whoever is in charge nex year will realize the value sports can carry and the interest peopl have in reading about it. If they know this, perhaps they too can did cate much of their time to the communicating of the sports news. I' guarantee you of one thing: Next year should be another helluva y in Parkside athletics! - " , FMSTERE09S • THE ROCK OF KENOSHA "IOO%progressive rock .~p~till am every night I • 20 THE PARKSID E RANG.ER May 12, 1976 • Vet's Club • reorganizes The Parkside Vet's Club reorganized their staff of officers into an executive board at a May 2 meeting. There will now be an office of President, eight .vice presidents in charge of various committees., and an elected · sergeant of arms. The 1976-1977 election of the board will take place on May 16, at 4 p.m. in the Student Activities Building. All meuibers are urged to attend this meeting. ReView-------~----~ continued from page 19 commended as well. Coaches Surely I've left out several other "highlights," not to mention other stories concerning various '·'issues," -but there isn't room for all of that. I'd still like to compliment all of the coaches for putting things together so well and for their c0-0peration with this paper all year. A program like Parkside's makes it hard to find problems to report on all year. Sure, there were some cases of conflicts, but basically things ran smoothly. That's what helps make sports fun; it can provide a relief from other university conflicts when properly adminis~red. For myself now~ I hope.this column doesn't sound t9() wishy-washy, but why criticize just for the sake of criticism? Heck, Parkside ranks among the very top of the NAIA total sport§ program ratings and look at·an of the All-Americans from this school with a total sports budget of around $44,000! How many recruiting phone-calls could Ohio State football coach Woody Hayes make on that budget? I happen to believe in what one Parkside coach told me not long ago- that every year Parkside seems to produce another · small miracle in its sports · program. "It's unreal,'' he s.aid. · One last point here. I don't think the athlete at Parkside is ignored as a student or a person usually. Nowadays, I think that's very important. Ranger I'd like to thank Debbie Friedell, acting ·editor last- semester, for first giving Jne the opportunity to head the Ranger sports section, and • Jeannine Sipsma, the current editor, for letting me contirrue my work as sports editor. I .feel good about having the opportunity to write this year and I'm.happy about the experiences I've had. There are many others that I'd like to thank if space were permitting, but they should know who they are. . As for you, the reader, I hope you feel the Ranger is an improved product. Particularly, I hope you've been interested in the sports section. I've tried to present you with good, complete stories each week - I hope I've succeeded. Also, I hope whoever is in charge next year will realize the value sports can carry and the interest people have in reading about it. If they know this, perhaps they too can didcate much of their time to the communicating of the sports news. I'll guarantee you of one thing: Next year should be another helluva year in Parkside athletics! FMSTEREO95 I • THE ROCK OF KENOSHA \ · 100%prog~essive rock ., . , , . ~p~ til I am every night . - Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 4, issue 31, May 12, 1976 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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