205 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/ce1c7129aa7baf93c306bee2bd970735.pdf e89ba15cc458f148847bf10a3f4610bc Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student hacker suspect in computer break-in Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Ramsdell reviews year Page 7 Shucard discusses research Page 8 Track / winners Page 11 Thursday, March 6, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 23 New Execs Adrian Serrano (left) and Sue Brudvig discuss their plans, on page 3, for their terms as new PSGA execu­ tives. Student hacker suspect in computer break -in by Kari Dixon News Editor Charges have yet to be filed against a Parkside student believed to have had access to student and faculty com­ puter files because an investi­ gation into the matter is still being conducted by campus security. "We are still investigating and no charges have been filed at this point," said Secu­ rity Director Ron Brinkmann. "I have no idea when the in­ vestigation will be over and any information that comes from us will come through Walt Shirer. He is our public information officer.' A memo distributed last week by Computer Center Di­ rector Bruce Misamore dis­ closed that "since approxi­ mately last September, a per­ son or persons have been ac­ cessing unauthorized ac­ counts on a computer used for instruction and research by students and faculty." "The 'hacker' or 'hackers' did not obtain access to Uni­ versity Data Base Computer, which contains such informa­ tion as student grades, tran­ scripts and other data," the memo continued, "nor did Computer see page 2 Staff protest personnel shifts By Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor Classified personnel at Parkside have been informa­ tional picketing at the cam­ pus this past week in protest of the manner in which the administration, is meeting the mandated State budget cuts. Three weeks ago the State Legislature added another $5.5 million to the $23.5 mil­ lion requested earlier in the UW-Systems share of the pro­ jected State budget deficit. Three long-standing state employees with 11-16 years seniority have been given layoff notice effective March 14th. Ed Sahakian, Connie Allen, and Patricia Falkens-. tern all must take a lower job position and take a voluntary demotion or be out of a job. According to Kathy Klein, Chair of the Academic Staff Committee, 110 positions are missing system wide due to budget cutting, "I would think that they ' (classified employees) would look at the. cuts in a positive side be­ cause they have options. There are other campuses Staff protest see page 2 United Council elections here The United Council delega­ tions from the member UW campuses will travel to Park- side this weekend to hold a general meeting and elect a new president. Five students have submit­ ted their names: Ed Emer­ son, UW-Milwaukee; JoAnn Prange, UW-Stout; Sue Premo, UW Green Bay; Bryce Tolfree, UW-Oshkosh; and Robert Foy, President of the UW Center's Student Gov­ ernance Council. The election will be held after the General Assembly meets, and the winner will need a majority of the dele­ gate votes. Bryce Tolfree is a Kenosha resident who, like all the can­ didates, is the president of his university's student govern­ ment. "Parkside is honored to host a United Council meeting for the first time in three years," said Pat Ramsdell, Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association President. "Planning has been a little hectic, but it is a real pleas­ ure to be able to show off the beautiful campus we have." The PSGA elections Monday and Tuesday, featuring con-| troversial referenda, SUFAC and Senate seats drew 52? people. ^ . . There were 12 students running for nine open Senate seats! and three bidders for one open SUFAC seat. Adrian Serra-| no, president-elect, and Susan Brudvig, vice president elect, both ran unopposed in the election. The election results are as follows: 1986 P-S-G.A- ELECTION BALLOT P.S.G.A. PRESIDENT 325 ADRIAN SERRANO P.S.G.A. VICE PRESIDENT 311 SUE BRUDVIG P.S.G.A. SENATE 248 JENNY CARR 248 CHARLES METZ 225 NATALIE KRAH 224 MICHAELLE MONTEMURRO 217 MARY EDWARDS 206 MICHAEL HARMAN 194 "J.J." MASTERSEN 182 MARY JANICE PERRY 181 SANDRA VILLARREAL 164 FRED MONARDI 162ANNE PEACOCK 136 THOMAS YULL SEGREGATED UNIVERSITY FEE ALLOCATION COMMITTEE S.U.F.A.C AT LARGE SEAT 200 JENNIE TUNKIEICZ 134 BRIAN HOGAN 45 EARLENE FREDERICK PARKSIDE UNION ADVISORY BOARD 274 EARLENE FREDRICK P.S.G.A. STUDENT OPINION REFERENDA 1. WOULD YOU APPROVE OF AN X-RATED FILM BEING SHOWN ON CAMPUS? 300 YES 214 NO 2. WOULD YOU ATTEND AN X-RATED FILM IF SHOWN ON CAMPUS? 175 YES 337 NO 3. SHOULD THE SEGREGATED UNIVERSITY FEES ALLOCATION COMMITTEE FREEZE FUNDS TO THE PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD, REQUESTING THAT THEY, THE P.A.B., RE-ORGANIZE THEIR CONSTITUTION, EMPHASIZING MORE DIRECT STUDENT INPUT IN THE ACTUAL PROGRAMMING AND SELECTION OF OFFICERS? 385 YES 117 NO WINNERS INDICATED IN BOLD FACE. TOTAL BALLOTS: 529 2 Thursday, March 6, 1986 RANGER Editorial Stay involved There seems to be a trend toward increased involve­ ment on campus. The PSGA Senate elections attracted 16 candidates to nine open seats and three students ran for one SUFAC seat. It is certainly refreshing to see students expressing in­ terest in student government, an organization important in protecting student rights. Unfortunately, seven people lost their attempts at Sen­ ate seats, and two people lost their bids for the SUFAC seat. Hopefully, these students won't stop trying, and will still get involved on campus. Activities offer more than just filler for resumes to stu­ dents; they offer the opportunity to get hands-on experi­ ence in areas which complement students' academic en­ deavors. Many skills can also be developed by participat­ ing in activities, like interpersonal communication, or the ability to work with large groups, etc. The nine people who lost the elections surely have the drive and initiative, and can inspire more students to get involved in any one of the many clubs and organizations on campus. And maybe this trend will.be contagious. Editorial correction The editorial in last week's Ranger incorrectly stated that PAB (Parkside Activities Board) limits presidential nominees only to members of its Executive Council. PAB presidential candidates can be any PAB member, not lim­ ited to the Executive Council. This procedure is still limiting. We maintain our posi­ tion that PAB elections should be open to all students. PAB's electoral process is unfair to the student body, which supports the organization with segregated fees. We urge PAB to do away with their elite form of government. THE , ®iil Uftl I |N$> . *<5%^ GMWDMNf^^iNgiEf Computer— Computer from page 1 they cause disruption to the overall computer operation." The Computer Center and the Police and Public Safety Office have shared evidence with the district attorney's of­ fice, but no charges have been filed to date. "Bill Misamore sent the memo to Jenny Price who is in charge of the student judi­ cial process and this will be Scholarship deadline moved implemented based on the ev­ idence gathered by security," said Interim Assistant Chan­ cellor Michael Bassis. Price, Bassis continued, will look over the facts of the case and decide what is ap­ propriate. Price refused to comment on the matter, ex­ plaining that all information, by law, had to be kept condi- dential. The deadline for applica­ tions for more than 50 con­ tinuing education scholar­ ships ranging from $100 to $700 has been extended to March 19. Application forms for the scholarships can be obtained at the Union information Cen­ ter, Student Services Office (WLLC D175) and at the In­ formation Counter, Main Place in WLLC. For more in­ formation contact the Office of Development and Alumni Affairs, WLLC 3322, or call 553-2414. Look for the Ranger March 20 „ , f toes,£ knbhsw \< Staff protest- Staff protest from page I where people don't have op­ tions," she said. According to Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs, "The key word in our administration decision mak­ ing is priorities. We protect from the high priority and cut from the low priority. There's no way we can cut on this campus without hurting serv­ ices." "The cuts were based on a priority rather than a senior­ ity basis. Gov. Earl said the instructional areas are not to be touched so our choices are limited. The question is what services do we think we can get along without," said Klein. Ed Sahakian is a 63 year old locksmith with a hearing disability. He gave up his job to take a demotion as a facili­ ties repair worker. He has two years left until his retire­ ment. Patricia Falkenstern is a secretary whose job was premised upon serving the li­ brary archivist who left cam­ pus. She will either bump into a lower class or voluntarily take a demotion. Connie Allen is a press operator in the duplications department. Allen works with a slightly handicapped male who has been exempted from bumping. Allen chose to ac­ cept a third shift janitorial job instead of being without work. She feels no animosity toward her male partner but thinks there is a need for two employees. "I work from 7:45 through 4:30 and am busy all that time. I'm usually printing right up until the day is done. The need is there and I'd rather be a press operator than a janitor," said Allen. Allen takes pride in the work she does and will find it difficult to leave. "It (press operator) is a skilled job but if I wanted to go somewhere else, I wouldn't make the same salary. It's a demotion from a skilled job to a jani­ tor's job," she said. An information sheet distri­ buted by picketers of the Wisconsin State Employees Union, Local 2180, argues that the classified employees' mo­ rale is not going to be raised by meeting budget cuts in the laying off of its workers. The union members argue that the cuts should be met by cut­ ting positions recently va­ cant, currently unfilled, or from positions from which persons plan to retire soon. According to Goetz, these options are not feasible. "You can put a freeze on vacant positions but this campus won't operate that way. We won't operate with cutting supply and expense either. Supply and expense is the basic source that runs the campus and it is the last item to be cut," he said. The union also argues that limited term employees (L- TE'S) continue to be em- ployeed on campus yet classi­ fied employees must leave their jobs after Wisconsin State Service of 11-15 years. "LTE'S are a perfectly vi­ able employment option to get a task accomplished. They (LTE'S) are structured into the personnel system to provide pay increases and fringe benefits," according to Goetz. LTE'S are assigned part- time and seasonal jobs such as computer operators during registration. "It would be a waste of the taxpayer's money and we couldn't afford to hire classified persons," said Goetz. Whereas the administration views the budget cuts as a positive response, the union feels the cuts are an unjust reward for lengthy service. •00 Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose, Jenny Carr. Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr. Kimberly Mir Heidari, Eric Nowicki, Michelle Petersen, Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe. Debbie Siegel, Nick Toper. „ - xrritte ^ ' ln d edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranaer is breSlnd e hoMals UrSday academi c during ^J!L C .°^rif?° rLdenC C rf ih ( ! ul / * be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, t/wi- 2 °°°' Ke n ° sha Wl 53U 1 - Tel c - nr, Jfnliri?. f • editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced bl S ^d ,Jth e n P ?Ii e \ S t° uM be less than 350 words an d be signed with a telephone number included for verification nurnoses Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline > pur poses, for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication lnursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit let­ ters and refuse letters containing false and de­ famatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Member of the associaTeo coueoaie pRessi w 9 00. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 23, March 6, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pornography ordinance: Does it apply on campus? Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document College Bowl team places 5th Page 5 Trainer heads for England Pille J1 Thursday, February 27, 1986 ~ University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 22 Pornogrgpl1J!.ordinance Does it appl~ on campus? Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor violating the Kenosha County Board's recently adopted obscenity ordinance. According to the ordinance. anyone who advertises, sells or produces obscene material or performances is subject to Whatis pornography? A recent letter to. the editor of the Kenosha News -accused the Ranger of printing porno. graphic classified ads and by Hans W. Hauschild -KenoshaCounty's obscenity oI'dInancesays that material fa considered obscene when llIll average person, applying conftmporary community ..... rds. finds that it ap- peals to purlent interests and UJ\dei'. contemporary commu· ~tIdards lacks serious uttrl1. 'artistic, political or 8C.lentl!le value as measured ~I!fiective standards. Wilittdo the words average person, contemporary com. munltystandards and objec- tlve standards mean? What are they? The "contemporary cmnmunity" of Parkside was asked what they thought was obscene. Their answers fol- low: Mike Sliwa, 18. freshman communication major, said "Movies and books with in- , cest and child porn" are ob- scene. _ Chene Jenkins. 19. tresh- man law major, said "Stores and books are not obscene and the individual should de- cide what is obscene. ,. Tom C., 20, sophomore ae- counting major, said "Video stores are' OK and they should be allowed to have X movies. There should not be Porn defined see page 2 fining. Obscene material is defined as "a writing picture, sound recording or film that describes or shows sexual conduct in patently offensive ways and lacks serious litera- ry, artistic, political or scien- tific value as measured by objective standards." The legal consequences of the ordinance for Parkside are not clear, but nothing in terms of university policy has been changed due to the ordi- nance. Ben Greenebaum, act- ing vice chancellor, said uni- versity lawyers would have to interprete the ordinance if a situation for such measures arose. The right to print classified ads and anything else has been granted to all University of Wisconsin (UW) news- papers by the Board of Re- gents of the UW System. The policy of the Board, which must be carried in the mast- head of all editions of all uni- versity papers, states that BUdgetcuts 'increase tuition, .fees Segregated fees, money as- sessed students separate from tuition, for services such as the Union building, health care, etc., may In- crease more due to a new System policy. Goetz said .some services currently under the administrative budget can now be financed by segregated fees. "What this means is, in contrast from past years, It is leglti· mate for campuses to charge an administrative assessment to the segregated fee budget," said Goetz. "The guidelines given from the System allow a $17.000 tap on auxiliary funds for an ad- ministrative cost assessment, which could equate to a $5 segregated fee increase," Goetz said. It is too late to implement the specifics of this new pro- cedure for the fall. said Goetz, but the administration pians to obtain the $17.000 from another area, like re- serve funds for next year. For 1987-88,however, the new procedure "will be another Tuition see page 4 by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor StUdents will have to .dig a little deeper in their pockets for tuition and the adrnln- Istration wni have to dig a Itt- tle deeper in the budget in b order to meet additional Udgetcuts. The State Legislature two ~~s ago added another $5.5 •.....ion to the $23.5 million re- ~Uested earlier to the UW· ed yslem'sshare of the project. state bUdget defeclt. "i'[.he additional cuts mean b • back to the drawing boards" for Parkslde's aU<!ket retrenchment plan. SlCCOrdingto Gary Goetz. as· af~t~nt chancellor for fiscal 'I a rs. The campus had de- b:~oced two separate plans, add!oth were outdated by the tional cuts. ~arkside's share of the UW- hlctem cuts foc 1986-87 has $24 feased from a total of Ie ~969 to $349,494. The total raken down into three ~~gories: $267,669 for the .';.cted revenue shortfall. ....5 for the six percent state employee salary in- crease and $25,200for faculty and staff catch-up pay funds. The catch-up funds were reduced for this biennium due to a measure passed by the Legislature to delay the pay- ments. . Parkside must also beg'in planning for $115,100 budget reduction slated for 1987·88. Gov. Anthony Earl ve~oed the language in the leglsla· ture's plan which would have prevented campuses from reducing the number of cour- se selections. Goetz said there exists, however, 3; "gent- lemen's understandmg that while t.he language w~s vet~- ed, we (campuses) stl.ll can t t very much from mstruc- ~i~n... Parkside can cut $65749 from instruction to me~t its $349,494requirement. .'The UW·System feels V:'e slim the budget down .In :~~inistr'ative areas, but hIS· tor shows that Chancellor AI:n Guskin operated on a lean administratIve ~~:{get. Any cutback will reo sult in a reduction of serVI· ces, "said Goetz. Are these reading materials pornograpby! Some IIoID1t university papers are written any form ot e R80rshJp and and edited by students and will continue to x ee our that the students are solely rights guarante d by th Con. responsible for its editorial sUtuUon In th Flnt Am nd- policy and content. Most of ment." the funds for the paper come L1J<ethe RAng r, tl\<! Ubra. from student gathered adver-, ry/Leamt/il center wtU not tisements. change polley becauM of the In response to the accusa- ordJ.nance. Accordlnl' to Han. tion of pornographic ctasst. nelore Rad~r. dtrector of the fled ads. Jennie 'runktetce. LiLC th coli cUon d lop. editor of The Ranger. sald ment policy t bon. U. "We (Ranger) will not begin Campu porn pa f No racefor PSGA president election For the first time in several years. the presidential and vice presidential candidates may go uncontested In the Student G<>vemment Sprlng elections. The big races wtII be for Senate seata and one SUFAC seat. The Parkside Student Oov- emment Association (PSGA) wtII hold elections Monday. March 3 and Tuesday. March 4, from 9 a.m. W 8 p_m. In the Molararo concourse. All students can vote for the open positions. which In- clude presidertt, vice presi- dent. one SUFAC seat. one PUAB seat and nine senate vacancies. Adrian serrano, 22, senior, Political Science and lnterna- tional Studies major. is the only official candidate tor the office of president. Serrano, who Is running under the auspices of the Stu- dent Voice Party. has been a PSGA Senator for two years, served on SUFAC for two yean and cl\alred th mill for on y • H member or th PoilU ence Club and II • JlUI Ambasaador. H hAl 1110 been on tl\<! vanlly lracll team for four y........ "The main atuclt'nl _ w faee in government tulUon and flnanclal 114. I be· lieve In tl\<! merpr law an4 lobbytng our electe4 olflclaJa. The bottom line II atudenla voicing thetr con"",",,, an4 at· feeling reaulla. My mIIIn islue II convincing atuclenta that they h&ve a vol an4 they should belleve th y h&ve ship. "We neecl to lncreue atudent tuncltng and w need to get more Btudenta involved in campus acUviUe•. Al8o. we must not loe.e the .tudent ac- tivity hour." he 1lal4. Metz, 20. Junior maJorin& In Communication. II vic ·preal. dent of the Parkslde Aaocla· Election lee pa,e 8 ______________ 11 I, RANGER 2 Thursday. February.27. 1986 Editorial PAB electionneedshelp Porn opinion------ Porn defined from page 1 adult book stores with back rooms for movies and massa- ge parlors." Bob ·Robotka. -1-8, freshman business major. said' I:Pom movies are 'obscene and stu- ptd." Julie Cyra. 18. freshman pre-med student, satd "I don't feel anything is obscene it's tip to the individuals, but minors should not be used in porn films." Greg Hancock. 19. fresh- man business major. said "Magazines are not obscene: people don't have to look." Jenny Larsen, 18, fresh- man, said "Hustler-type mag- azines" are obscene. Wanita Ingeman, 18, fresh- man, said .'X-rated movies and child porn" are obscene. "Adult book stores are OK - don't have to go in if you don't want to." Andrew T'schumper, 18, freshman life science major, said of obscenity: "It should be limited to where every- body does not have to see it... Mary Purath, 18, freshman, defined obscenity as "X· rated movies and child porn. " " Jim Scalzo, 18, freshman pre-law student. said "Adult book stores are obscene. X· rated movies should be in a separate place in video stores." Todd. Huff.- ill. freshman. said "I don't think anything is obscene unless you make it" obscene; "you don't have to. look at it... Valerie Lee, 20, junior bust- ness management major, said. "Child porn, bookstores are obscene but it should tie left up to the individuaL" Webster Dictionary. 1974. vocabulary-major, defines ob- scene as: "1. repulsive; 2: deeply offensive to' morality or decency; designed to incite to lust or depravity. SYN. gross, VUlgar, coarse." As one can see, everyone has his or her own view of what is obscene. If a case of obscenity were to go to court; the Kenosha County ordi- nance , states: "In determin- ing what material is obscene.. a judge or jury shall examine pictures or passages in the 'context of the work in which they appear." It is not being judged by the whole commu- nity. So what is the contempo- rary eommunity standard and who is the average per- son? Herb, Ilvtrrg in McDonal- dland, or is it "1984's" wtns- ton Smith, Jiving in London? Mr. Smith gets this writer's vote. Nobody asked me, but... by Bill Serpe head the administration of The UW~Systemr Board of the University of Wisconsin- Regents 'has named Sheila Park-side. Kaplan as the new chancellor Three of my five professors for Parkside, and she has ac- last semester were on that cepted, the position. F:'inally.' committee, as well as my edi- the work of the Chancellor tor on.the Ranger staff. Many Search and- Screen Commit. were -the times when I would tee is done. "-J have expected" these people to Through all. of the last buckle under the pressures semester, many of us who that were added to their 'al- were personally acquainted ready busy schedules. But the with members of that com. occasions for cancelled etas, mittee or were students in ses were very few- indeed ~ some of their classes were "(muchto the dismay of many able to watch them as they students). Instead. other went about the work of choos- members - of the committee ing a suitable candidate to came in and taught when pro- Letter to the editor Personal ad immature . We, the members of "the Parkside Association of War. games. would like to express our distress at the message published in the Personals section of the February 13th issue of the Ranger. The campus already has a reputation for being only slightly above a high school; and -tmmatur-e, childish. and vengeful items such a!s this published in the newspaper, which reflects the campus as 'a whole, do not improve the image. In fact, they only harm it. .Secondly, an insult aimed at one person, in fun or not, is more acceptable than a sert- ous insult aimed at a rather large group of people spread throughout the school. For in- stance, how much trouble would have been caused df the group insulted had been BSO or IVCF? We wish to say we are not as upset as we are dtsap- pointed that someone 'on this campus is capable of acting in such an infantile manner. We are sorry this had to hap- pen at ali. PAW Members . fessors had to be away to "search and screen." They were commmitted to the task of finding a suitable person to. continue with the project of building Parkside into a better. university. The difficulty of this task alone would have caused many to buckle under the pressure. However. none of the commit- tee members that I came into contact with during that long' ordeal ev~r even resorted to being tired or overworked. Never did they complain that their task was too time-con- suming or use it as an excuse to ignore their daily responsi- bilities ..They seemed instead to be inspired and motivated by their' tasks to work evert harder at their daily jobs. Now that their work is done, it is time for the Park- side community to say "Thank you" to the Search and Screen Committee. Chairperson Robert Canary headed the group of profes- sors, staff and students in their task. Hats off to you, Dr. Canary, and your com- mittee ~ Jesus Alvarado, John Campbell. Carol . Cashen, Arthur Dudycha, Blu- gene Goodman. Peter Hoff, Esrold Nurse. Theresa Peck, Rhoda-Gale Pollack. Walter Shirer and Jennie Tunkieicz. Congratulations and thank you to all of you for a difficult task well done. Jennie Tunkieicz ........... :................................. Editor - RU'1lgeris written and edited by students at UW'Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is Karl Dixon ..............•.....••....................... News Editor STAFF published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Kim Kranich ................................. Asst. News Editor Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose. All corres-pondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ra'1lger, Uni' ... Jim Neibaur ...... ~............................... Feature Editor Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, "mity of Wisco=in·Parkside. Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tele' , • Gary Schneeberger ................... Asst. Feature E4ltor , William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, phone (0114) 553·2295 or (414) 553·2287. . Gretchen 'Gayhart. Tammy Advertising rates are $4 per column inch or less in bulk. Advertising 'OD Rich Blay .................................. :..... :... Sports Editor Hannah, Kristy Harrington, deadline is Tuesday at 9 a. m. for p!tblication Thursday. • c: Robb Luehr .•'.............................. Asst. Sports Editor Hans . Hauschild, Carol Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced CI on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 3ilOwords aml must " Dave McEvoy ....................................... Photo Editor Kortendtck. Rick Luehr-, be signed, with a tcteptume number inclu(led for verification purposes. -0:- Jack Bornhuetter ......................... Asst. Photo Editor Kimberly Mir Hetdari. Eric Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline Dave Roback .......•.. ~................. Advertising Mana.ger Now.icki, Michelle Petersen, for letlers is Tue~day at 10a. m. for publication _\/embpr-o(rJ,f' i\ndy Buchanan .....•...... ~............... Business Manager Mike Rohl. Scott Scheuber, Bill Thursday. Ranger'reserves the right to edit let· aSSOCIineD ... Se'rpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick ters and refuse letters containing false aml de· COLLeGiaTe Brenda Buchanan ................ Asst. Business Manager TQper. famatory content. PRPSSEJ2 Steve Picazo ...••....................... Distribution Manager Ranger is printed by 'he Racine Journal Times. In a far off comer of the Union another election is tak- ing place in the shadow of the PSGA race. The Parkside Activites Board is electing a president. Want to run? Too bad. PAB limits the nominees to only. the few who serve on its Executive Council. Why? They contend that students are not qualified for the position if they are not currently on the council. This excludes stu- dents who may have had extensive programming expert- ence in high school or at another university and even for- mer PAB members who have returned to school. The group also feels no obligation to even announce to the student body that the election is taking place. 1'he ra- tionalization is that since other students can't run for the job. there is no point in announcing the election. This procedure 1s symptomatic of the organization -it wants to be isolated and is resistant to change. PAB is an oligarchy that wants to perpetuate its elitism. Why should the students. who support P AB with segre- gated fees. be excluded from the opportunity to hold the organization's key position? It is like taxation without rep- resentation. We would like to see PAB's election open to ali students. as in all the other major organizations. If more than one person runs for the position, then a representative elec- tion committee consisting of faculty" staff and students. should review candidates and recommend one for the position. This more democratic system will help improve the organization and, ultimately. the programming on' campus. PAB should get away from its smoke-filled room ap- proach to elections and then certainly the best candi- date will win. - Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 22, February 27, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Snofest: PAB wins Winter Carnival Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Kaplan visits campus Page 3 IEH program Cflt PageS Wrestlersfinish third Ptl~ J1 L----------------- 2 Thursday. February 20. 1986 .£.~itorial Welcome Kaplan After a long, Involved search process. Sheila Kaplan has been named Parkside's new chancellor. Kaplan, obvi- ousJy highly qualified for the position. seemed to am~ss great support from the Parkside community on her flrst pubUc visit to the campus on Tuesday. and will undoubt- edly be well received in Racine and Kenosha. We join in welcoming her, and we are excited about working with her In the coming years. But when the smoke clears trom the hoopla ignited by thIs appointment. what wlll remain? Parkslde, and Ils needs as a campus wlll remain. Clearly. Kaplan has not had a reasonable amount of time in which to set an agenda for the university nor has she the opportunity to become famlliar with the issues ret- evant to the campus. Kaplan has declined comment on speclllc issues due to the newness of her appointment. She wUl not be active in dectston-rnaktng on campus until she ottlcially takes her new role on July 1. We ask, however, that while formulating an agenda for- Parks ide, Kaplan keep at the forefront of her plans an in- clusive role for students in campus governance. The constant rhetoric students have been given, such as "this Is the year of the student," is useless without action. The statement "shared governance"is all encompassing, and that is what students want - input in all areas of the campus. With impending tuition increases, and the in- evitable decline in services. students are paying more and getting less. It is Important that the administration real- ize students must have input in the direction of the unlver- slly. We ask, then, that the administration work quickly and more openly with students to achieve more comprehen- sive programs and a better campus to guarantee our edu- cations are paying off. lt is time for action. not lip service. regarding student involvement. A chancellor does not a university make • It is the students. and the quality of its graduates, that are Important. -eor YOU LOOK SO PEAI(£D! ARE YOU AJJSO/..lJT£/..YCE/ffAIN THJXf YOUFEEt; Nobody asked me, but ... Heavy metal isn't mindless them when I consider the tachernent to. youth devil worship rap bestowed very essence of pa upon this tye of music. 1 used bellion against nega to be taken aback when Pete established societal Townshend ended Who con- Its genesis can be certs by busting his guitar to the early work of The shreds. But, like Elvis Costel· and The Rolling Stones. 10 sang. "1 used to be disgus- In .making crlUcal ted, now I try to be amused. ,. ments upon records we, And those hard core punk-In- sent by most of the rna f1uenced metal bands that do bels, I try to be as ob flirt with post-Exc.orcist de, as possible. This means monic possesion have NO often am negative place in my heart (I'm a little record 1 liked, and afraid of some things too). toward one 1 didn't like And there are scores 'of cause I just didn't feel lousy metal bands. Some of measured up to the the most popular groups the performers. It w (Ratt, QUiet Riot), come back silly for me to say that with lousy second albums and any musical genre is fade into Men At Work obliv, good or bad. as each ion. The truly wretched rock- large number of either. ers never hang around long, How can J like the injustices being rather metal? Perhaps the q few. should .be, "How can But if you do listen sert- like anything that ously to some of the better haven't approached metal works by the Ilkes of rnindedly : and listened Ozzy 'Osbourne (oooh that thouroughlyand objeCU icky guy who bit the' rat?? It Gross! ), especially the first I grew up in the era two albums featuring Randy the parents continuallY Rhoads on guitar, you will kids to turn the music see the classical and blues in- Now I'm a parent and its fluences that characterize the kids who are saying it, Ei best. least known tracks. group would probably be Finally, heavy metal seems prised to find that my to be the only extension. of ite "loud" composition rock and roll's eternal at- chatkovsky's "1812 ove by Jim Neibaur I How on earth can a relatively sane 28 year old husband and father who attends church and delights in children possi- bly have even remote affec- tion for that loud. obnoxious music known as "Heavy Metal." Well...here goes... First. of all. heavy metal isn't the only music I like. al~ though I do like it as opposed - to disliking it. I love blues, soul, r&b, fifties and sixties (my ROOTS. man). jazz (e- specially Big Band). Frank Sinartra, Barbra Streisand, Paul Simon, Bruce Springs- teen. classical, an- d...yes...even country if its the old stuff (Hank Williams and before). I don't like.punk rock, muzak, banal pop (Dionne Warwick Barry Ma- nilow...) or disco. However, in defending' heavy metal music, I am one who has bothered to actually listen to it. I.. did not merely rely on what the radio played (always the worst cuts by ANY artist) nor did I look at the album cover and let that be my basis for judgement (had I done that. I never would have purchased the Be. anes' White Album). Often people are afraid of heavy metal. I can't blame Letter to the Editor Don't resort to AlA To too Editor: may disagree with their pro- fessors' views...good! That should encourage independent study on the part of the stu- denl...isn't that what college Is all about? If there are those who feel only one side of issues is befng discussed then com- plain; speak up...write artie- lea to the press! Spying and censoring are bogus --let's not resort to these. Concerned, The Basement Authority Over the past few weeks I have become increasingly worried. Several weeks ago you ran an article on AIA (A. curacy in Academia), then the followingweek a personal ad warned all commies to be- ware. This all has the dis- tastelul odor of Mccar- tnytsm: is this stench perme- ating our school; will we allow this? I do understand that some Letter to the Editor No depth to story To tbe Editor. Parkstde, without its knowl- edge. has instilled a tradition within me. It seems that every academic year some Is..ue comes up which again threatens my public anonym- Ity. So far my Ire has been provoked by the lack of man- ners in Parks ide students and the well-worn issue of abor- tion. Varied SUbjects, true. And now it is the new chan- cellor. Not necessarily the new chancellor herself, but more specifically the front Letter see poge 10 Jennie Tunkieicz........•.........•.... ~..~~~.~.~ Editor Karl Dlxon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur ~ Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger ~ ~ Asst. Feature EdItor RIch Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr " Asst. Sports Editor Dave lIIcEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetler Asst. Photo Editor Dave Robac.k••....•........... ~ ~.Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan ~ ~••~••~Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst~ Business Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager Ranger is writtet,l and edited by students at UW.Parkside and they arbl~oiely responsible for its editorial policy and content Ranger. is ~u lSk ed ever.y Thnrsday during the academic year except duntl/J rea s and holidays. A~~corres~ondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Ux'· V~~~1y 10f Wlsconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tew p' ... me ('11.1,) 553-2295 or (414) 553-2287 Advertising t . d t" ing d dl' . ,ru C8 arc $4 per column inch or less in bulk. Aver l.8 Cl,e:r e 18 Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication Thursday. ta;;S to the. editor will be accepted if typewritten double·spaced ~= S i ard ~ize paper. Letters should be less than 350 ~ords and must Na:n~:e:!JIF;/h a. telephone number incllUlcd for verification urposes. for letters is e wtthhcld upon request. Deadline ThuTSd Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication M"mbNoftltp ters a::I Y . RfangeT reserves the right to edit 'let- a~~C1aleD F. t Te use letters containing false and de- cOLLeoaTe Juma ory content. PRessEP Ti::::. uer is printed by the Racine Journal STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose, J en~y Carr, Scott Curty, Wilham Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhai-t, Tammy Hannah, Krlsty Harrington Hans . Hauschild, Caroi K?rtendick. Rick Luehr Kimber~y Mir Heidari, Eri~ NOWickI, Michelle Petersen Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber Bui Serpe, Debbie Siegel 'Nick Toper. ' RANGEK NewChancellor - Kaplan discusses future by Karl Dixon ,:-,:-.". News Editor "Some people were skepti- cal about whether or not an academic from Brooklyn via Minnesota can work in Ra- cine and Kenosha, t, new Chancellor Sheila Kaplan said during a press conference on Tuesday. •'I promise I will address those problems and concerns." Kaplan held the press con- ference during the first day of a two·day tour of the campus and surrounding communi, ties. and described her reac- tion to beIng chosen, and the goals and problems that lie ahead. "My first impressions have been confirmed," she said. "This is a fine institution and I am proud to be affiliated with it.,. Kaplan saId that she wanted to remain in the mid- west because she and the midwest have a strong com- mitment to public education. "Shortage of. funds is the name of the game." she said in response to a question about state budget cuI. "It is' not unique to either the state ofWisconsinor Parkside, but I think it (a reduction of funds) is a factor of a chang- ing economy rather' than a change in the level of com- mitment to public education." Someof the issues that Ka- plansaid she 'will be address- ing include the retention of students and an emphasis ·on liberalarts education. "The retention issue is a se- rious one, but it happened longbefore I was a gleam in anyone's eyes," she aald. "1 admire Parkside's commit- ment to open admissions and I think it's more important who you graduate than who youlet in." The presence of on-campus >~ ;,; "0~'Mf• " 'f'" Sheila Kaplan housing, the academic pro- "Their effectivenss in their grams and the relationship positions could be comprom- between the university and ised if the process were open- Racine and Kenosha are ed too early, though there some of the other imporant comes a point, of course, issues Kaplan thlriks she will when people have to know." race. Kaplan said she will prpba- - "There are also a lot of bly not be teaching any cour- state wide issues that the ses for the first year because UW-System President and the her administrative schedule presfdents of the universities would be unpredictable and should face together," she unfair to the students who continued, "like increased au- would have her for classes. tonomy as opposed toinvolve- "I am slated to start (as ment of state governmenl." chancellor) on July 1, and I Kaplan said that she proba- am committed to my present bly would not have appplied position until the middle of for the job of Chancellor if May," she said. "1 will be the' process' had been more here providing that the mov- open. "When you are seeking ing trucks are available to a person at this level, the ap- move me into the house I plicants usually hold reo have been told about but have sponsible positions," she said. not yet seen." Thursday, February 20, 1986 3 News Briefs Professor awarded large sum The right to freedom of expression in the classroom is alive and well in AUanta, Ga. A federal court jury awarded $2.57million dollars In back pay and damages to a former English instructor at the University of Georgia who claimed she was fired be- cause she spoke out against favoritism (or student athle- tes, Associated Press reported. A six member jury found two Georgia officials had violated her right to free speech by demoting and ven- tually firing her. Students defeat Marriot Corp. Students of State Universlty of New York-Blnghamton waged a war against the Marriott CorporaUonand won. According to National On-Campus Reports, the corpora- tion, the primary food service vendor on campus, was the target of student protest last spring becau It has opera- tion in South Africa. The administarlon agreed to conduct a student rereren- dum on whether the company's contract shouJd be r n -w- ed in 1987, the article continued, but the company recently announced it was withdrawing from its South African operations. Caller harasses Madison women College women in Madison should not lk to ju t an one on the telephone. A man claiming to be a graduate student at W dl- son is calling women on campus and asking for explldt sexual information, according to the National On-campus Report. The caller claims he is researching a drssertatlon on how openly people discuss sex, the article said. and the psychology department knows of no such project Widno phone canvassing has been approved by campu -security Graffiti irks students Students at Yale University are upset becau .e 8\\'UU kas and Ku Klux Klan initials painted in the Arec.."\m('rl· can Cultural Center were not removed for two week One student noted, accordiRg to .aUonal On-C mpu Reports, that pre-divestment graffiti had been removed the same day it had been written. Cashen discusses new appointment as Asst. Chancellor by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor Carol J. Cashen, director of Educational Program Sup- port was -appointed interim assistant chancellor for edu- cational services last -Friday. "I'm excited about the op- portunity. I think it's a real challenge and I look forward to serving as long as the need exists," said Cashen. Cashen will replace Mi- chael Bassis, who will leave Parkside in April to become Vice president of academic affairs at Eastern Connecti- cut State University. Peter Hoff, chair of the University Committee, said of Cashen's appointment. "1 think she'll do an exc~llent job in her new position. She's always worked well with the faCUlty... Cashen will finish out her seventh year as director of Educatwnal Program Sup- port. As director she, and her staff are responsible for four prim'ary areas: 1) all student testing such as placeme~t and competence: 2) skill courses for students that enter college underprepat."ed in such subjects as re.admg and writing: 3) AcademiC Re· source Center to serv~ st~. dents, and 4) free tutormg m introductory courses. 'In her new role, Cashen will be responsible for ali areas that fall under the title, "edu- cational services. " Such areas include student devel- opment, academic enrollme":t and counseling. and the Li- brary Learning Center, to name a few. Cashen said she has done some . thinking about an agenda that would strive for excellence and involvement. "I would like to make the in- stitution more receptive to students. I've heard some stu- dents say, especially the minority students, that they don't feel welcome. A lot has been done to change that b~: we have a long way to go, she said. "I'd like to see more oppor- tunities for students. on the campus to become mvolved in work opportunities, clubs, student government and val'· , . ..... " ". " ... ious organizations. Research has shown that the involved student on campus Is the one that is going to stay to gradu- ate," Cashen said. When Bassis leaves, Cashen said she plans to "maintain the same open policy that he's (Bassis ) had with both students and staff. It "I'm looking forwar-dto lhe opportunity to get to know more of the students on the campus through the post- tton. It said Cashen. A native of wtsconstn, Cashen received her B.A. in English from Carroll College. She's spent most of her ltfe in New York and Indiana, where she received her Ph.D. in reading from Indiana tjntver- sity. Prior to coming back to Wisconsin, Cashen worked In a program similar to Parksi· de's at Indiana TechnicaJ Col- lege in Indianapolis. UNITARIAN UNMRSAUSTS ==toG)t queslIon hand- ~ ~IgIouS doCtItnes. HeM> you .- "'" ",senchanted with on orthodolC rehglo n eecous e It honds you 0 predigested faith? II SQ, our church rna... be for you Fot hundreds 01 years. this IIllol """" """"""'" has been eneeu'oo- 109 indMduOlS to QUest>on 000 to gaw ISN'T THIS THE CHUI'lCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? IIIW)FOPD COMMUNI1Y cttURCH woman', Ctub • 6021 .. Ave. _.Dr.T __ -_ .. JO .......... ......., Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 21, February 20, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan named new Parkside chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Volume 14, No. 20 Black history celebrated Page 3 Saffioti on shuttle disaster Page 6 Big w in for Lady Rangers Page 10 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Kaplan named new Parkside chancellor President addresses future of education by Kari Dixon News Editor If the imminent challanges facing the UW system are met, students could continue to get a better education than they did ten years ago, despi­ te budget cuts, according to UW System President Ken­ neth Shaw, the featured speaker at the Social Science Roundtable on Tuesday. Shaw, who was selected in September, is in the middle of an orientation tour of all the UW campuses, and described the challanges that lie ahead for higher education. "We are in the knowledge business and that is the most important product," he said. "More than half the growth that has occurred in this country is because of knowl­ edge." Shaw said universities en­ courage economic develop­ ment by their very presence. "We have, I understand, ge­ nerated $75 million in the Ra­ cine and Kenosha area," Shaw said. "Give us one dol­ lar, and we'll make five." Despite the positive effects that Parkside's presence has on the community, and a staff that is "not perfect, but re­ spected by colleagues," Shaw said there are difficult times to be faced. "The state is suffering a major economic dislocation," he continued. "The system had added 126 majors over the last fifteen years, but we have dropped more than we have added." Shaw stressed the need for freedom from governmental control within the system. "We need the freedom to uti­ lize our resources in the most productive manner," he said. "As the state of New York found out, overcontrol of col­ lege funds leads to mediocri­ ty... we can't live with that." Shaw urged faculty mem­ bers to prioritize expendi­ tures to help deal with budget cuts being made by state gov­ ernment. "Initially $27 mil­ lion was cut, but it was done with the protection of class sections," he said. "The most recent $5 million cut does not have that protection." Shaw described Parkside as "fortunate" for having an 1 outstanding chancellor on board, and challenged his audience to face adversity and realize "great potential." He also promised not to make" hasty budget cuts. "I am not in favor of elimi­ nating programs because they are new, innovative, or do not appeal to a particular constituency," he said. "Maybe that's what we need more of." by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Sheila I. Kaplan, chief aca­ demic officer of the Minne­ sota State University System, was appointed chancellor of Parkside on Friday {>y the UW-System Board of Re­ gents. "I am quite delighted and pleased that the Regents showed such confidence in me/' said Kaplan. Kaplan was one of five finalists recommended by the Parkside Search and Screen committee to a sub-commit­ tee of the Board of Regents in December. Robert Canary, chair of the Search and Screen Commit­ tee, said of Kaplan's appoint­ ment, "I am pleased. I expect her to be a strong and effec­ tive leader. I think she has an understanding of what a cam­ pus like Parkside can do for students and for this area. She is obviously committed to excellence." Kaplan, 40, has been vice chancellor for academic af­ fairs of the Minnesota State University System since 1980. The system is comprised of seven regional universities serving 40,000 students with a faculty of 2,000 a nd a support staff of 4,000. The syste rq. schools are Bemidji, Manka- to, Metropolitan, Moorhead, St. Cloud, Southwest and Winona. Before joining the Minne­ sota System, Kaplan served two years as vice president Kenneth Shaw for academic affairs of Winona State University, an institution of 4,500 students of­ fering undergraduate, pre- professional, and graduate programs in more than 30 academic areas. "There are a lot of strengths at Parkside," said Kaplan. "One of the reasons I was interested in becoming a candidate is because it is a fine institution with a strong faculty, a good student body and apparently good relation­ ship with the community." She describes herself as a "serious professional." "My work and professional activi­ ties are very important to me and I take them seriously, but one must bring with them a large dollop of a sense of humor to this business, "said Kaplan. Kaplan said she has not set any specific agenda for Park- side yet, but some areas she feels will need to be address­ ed include enrollment fluctua­ tions and the role of the cam­ pus in the community. She said she will be interested in keeping up-to-date on how Parkside will be accommo­ dating the budget cuts cur­ rently being experienced, however she said she will not be involved in any decision­ making until she assumes her new position in July. "Consultation" is the word Kaplan uses to describe her leadership style, and she said she is in favor of shared gov­ ernance in areas where stu­ dents' interests are involved. "One person can't set the agenda for an institution I be­ lieve that kind of program will come out of extreme dis­ cussions with the faculty, staff and administrators. Stu­ dent input is essential in some areas. It's my under­ standing that Parkside has a good system for consulting with students and I am anx­ ious to work with in it. I think the more input one has, as­ suming one has a reasonable time frame to work in, the better decision can be made," said Kaplan. Currently, Kaplan is busy with her present job because Minnesota is in the middle of a legislative session, which she said the Minnesota Sys­ tem is "trying to get through without having our budget cut any more than it is." When she gets a chance to relax, Kaplan said she enjoys swim­ ming, cooking, traveling and needlepoint. Kaplan plans to visit Park- side for several days the week of Feb. 17. During that time she plans to meet with different groups on campus and also visit the Racine and Kenosha areas. "I am anxious to become familiar with the community. I like the midwest and I liked what little of the area I did see. I am looking forward to becoming a part of the area," said Kaplan. A native of Brooklyn, N.Y., Kaplan received her B.A. in European history from Hunt­ Sheila Kaplan er College, City University of New York (CUNY), in 1965, and her M.A. from Johns Hopkins University in 1967. The City University of New York awarded her a Ph.D. in 1973 a fter specialied study in modern European history and modern British history. Kaplan began her teaching career in 1968 in the history department of borough of Manhattan community Colle­ ge-CUNY. From 1970-75, she was a member of the histroy faculty at Brooklyn College- CUNY, and then joined the faculty of Bernard M. Baruch College-CUNY. From 1972-78, Kaplan was director of the CUNY bacca- Kapian see page 3 2 Thursday, February 13, 1986 RANGER Letter to the editor Thanks for blood donations To the Editor: On behalf of the Blood Cen­ ter of Southeastern Wisconsin and Student Health Services I'd like to thank all the par­ ticipants. A special thanks to the Winter Carnival Commit­ tee for their assistance. A total of 109 units of blood were donated. Congratula- Financial aid week announced tions to Mike Harman, David Mc Evoy, Margaret Rowley, and Charles Sautner Jr. who were given special awards for their continuous support of the blood donor program. Edith Isenberg Coordinator Student Health Services Wisconsin Financial Aid Awareness Week is Feb. 10- 14. Learn more about the availability of financial aid to help pay for your school costs. Contact the Financial Aid Office, 284 Tallent Hall. Get the facts! Guaranteed Student Loan applicants must complete the entire financial aid application to be consider­ ed for funds. Applications will available next week. Apply early, funds may be limited in 1986-87. "Take Heart - Fi­ nancial Aid Is Available!'' Love from rrXtfe • your Valentine Mary in Psych 101: Let's compare notes sometime...very soon.Jack Andv, after till these years you're still as handsome as the day I met you. I love you, Brenda. y STU: We'll donate y J our feathers to your J y cause anytime. y J The Chickens. J yyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy To: Mike llellernutts. I J still lore you Mike. * Please cum hack, I ~ heed you. ^ Lore, Dawn y McKurmack y yyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy Dear Fred, Dana Beach is real warm this time of year! We Love You!! yyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy * y y (>reg. Thanks for y y curing in all the ways y YOU do. Happy y Valen line's Day!! y Love. Mary. y yyyyyyyyyyyy Tracey, Roses are y red, violets aren't. y Happy Valentine's y Day. y Love always, Dave * Vyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyy Belinda, Herds to Friday. Our day. Olive a. Roll u itli me. Do it right. 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The Chickens. yyyyyyyyyyy y yyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyy ¥¥¥¥ v Chuckles: You don't have ten inches; you have two...hut that doesn't mean I love you any less. S. yyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy HAPPY ! VALENTINE 'S ! y DAY FROM y J RANGER ; yyyyyyyyyyyy *00 & Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim.Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeherger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy .....Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback... Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan.. Business Manager Brenda Buchanan ...Asst. Business Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki. Leo Bose, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Kimberly Mir Heidari, Eric Nowicki, Michelle Petersen, Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber, Bili Serpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick Toper. iS writt e !} « n d ^Aitc^n^UiA<mtTaf^W^aiTsidc^rn!^h^ sr, onward s^c pH^r. Stars shouSt d °f bl c ^ d ver ification purp oses. jSZ2&ciStn^ u?ra contuinim fulse and dc - Timcs 3 ^ lS PrintGd hy t h ° Racine Journa l Member of the associaieD coueciaTe Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 20, February 13, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Earthquake shook campus Friday Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Volume 14, o. 19 Earthquake shook campus Friday by KArl Dt Oft .-ew Editor "AS soon as I felt It I Imew what it was," said John Campbell, associate I;eogra. phy professor, and assoc ale dean of the faculty. "I gu once you felt one, you tnsunc- trvely can teU another. II What campbell described was an earthquake that ec- cured last Friday throul;hout the upper lldwe t and "hJch registered flve on the Rlchler scale. He was sitUn Ln hia chalr In his ornce In the chancellor's area when he felt the earthquake. "There was a sltghl vibra- tion, and then a minute later- there was another vibration as if maybe a dump tNck had driven by;' he said. "Ex. cept that there "'as no plat for the truck to be." campbell said most people in the cnenceuces area stuck their heads out ot uieu- otne and conferred about ""'hal happened. "I suppoae that those people who " re "aJk. Ing around might not have feltlt as much 1 dld beeau 1 was sitting in my chair," he said. "The VIbration cam up through the chaLr.·· Campbell sald he had be n through some severe eartn- quakes in the northw t. \ s • SUFAC Budget down, fees up b. Jennie TunItI I~ Editor Amid t the Impending lUI. tIon increase which studen will absorb In the fall. th re is some good news . th segregated fee budget wlll not Increase. The bad news Is stud nta' fees may increase. SUFAC (the gregat d University Fee Allocation Committee I managed to k P the overan budget for stud nt organlzaUons and n. eel at a zero increase. and actual! ' decreased by .16 perc nt over last year, wtule not lUndertng those services. said Adnan Serrano. SUF AC ch.a.lr. Serrano said that while lh budget did not Increase. segregated tees may increase by about S6 per semester due to the University changing enrollment projections. "The University finally de- cided to scale oown the en- rollment projections for next year from ~.800 to ~.lOOstu· ystem pres. to visit campus academic background, comes to the UW System from Southern Illinois University System, where he had been chancellor since 1979. He holds a PhD degree in philosophy from Purdue Unl- versity and has served as as- sistant to the president of IIll- nois State University: aca- demic vice president, dean and associate professor of so-- ciology at Towson State O?ii~- ge in Baltimore: and presi- dent of Southern Illinois Uni· versity at Edwardsville be- fore being named the first chanceiior of the ~e~IY o~- ganized southel7l IllmolS Uro- verslty system. to the L·g level. where the university's main administra- tive offices are located. Shaw, who assumed t~e presidency January 23, WIll spend most of the day on campus, meeting with fac- ulty. staff and student groups. and with acting chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler. His appointment was an- nounced last September by the UW Board of Regent~. Shaw, 46. succeeds Robert 0 . Neil who left to assume the presidency of the University of Virginia last July. . Shaw who has a reputatIon a s a sa~vy administrator a~d d ·t· to hIS manag-e'i" in ad I Ion enrteth "Buzz" Shaw, ~ appointed president of niversity of Wisconsin F . will visit the campus eb. 11, where he will at a specially sched- f Social Science Roundta- rom 1:15 to 2 p.m. in the bralth Room of the Wyllle ~'Learning Center. W s Roundtable talk, S "Perspectives on the Ystem," is free and to the public. The Gal. lak~oom can be reached t I g the elevator on the W evel Of. Main Place in YllIe Library-Learning U?Cated just south of ~ Center counter), RANGER 2 Thursday, February 6,1986 Letter to the Editor Immigration-letfreedom ring To the Editor, Somebody asked me, so I would like to answer this through open letter since it was a letter someone asked me to sign. The letter was to be sent to Governor Earl. and it was asking him to initiate or to support legislation restricting immigration into the state from other parts of the United States. I said. "Let me think about it." That was two months ago, and since then I've moved and re.regtstered . at school. The request to sign the letter kept bothering my mind. so I finally looked into the subject in some interesting ways. First I went down to the Social Services building, and I just watched people coming and going. Then. hopping on a bus, I rode out to State Sena- tor Andrea's neighborhood, and also one of those 50- caLled undesirable neighbor- hoods where AFDC recipients reside in order to try and make their aid make it until the end of the month. I finally ended up at the Kenosha County Courthouse, and I also took some time to stand and look at the statue located at the center of Civic Center Park. Arriving home, Ire· read the Declaration of Inde- pendence, the Preamble and the Bill of Rights; and as our coinage says, _ "In Gcd . We 'I'rust;" I spend some time with the Bible. Here are some thoughts on the subject of restricting im- migration from other states. Three of my grandparents and two of my great-grand- parents came to this country from Eastern Europe around the turn of the century seek- ing a better life for them- selves. and freedom for their children, so they could like- wise seek a better life. One of those grandparents temporarily gave up his per- sonal freedom and joined the Armed Forces, thereby going back to Europe to fight for freedom and end all wars. Two decades later, my father did the same thing, but he went the other way. to the Pacific Islands. During the late fifties and early sixties, there was an immigration from the Ap- plachian coal fields and some southern states to southeast- ern Wisconsin of people look- ing for a better way of life. At the same time "King Sim- mons" moved out of town. and my father had to start on a new job at the same time as these new I-mmigrants. If there was any resentment on his part about competing with the influx of new immigrants for employment, I was not made aware of it, even dur- ing the times of other lay- offs. I think that after fight- ing for freedom, he was not· about to try and limit the freedom of others who moved from somewhere else in order to better their lives. Love and freedom are like a candle's flame. If one does not put it on a stand letting it shine out to others. but rather tries to keep the flame to one- self by hiding it under a bowl, one will surely lose it. Finally. let's not let our. state diminish freedom by lowering its standards to the level of other states or coun- tries. but raise them even higher so as to r-aise others' standards higher. My answer to the request to sign. the let- ter to Governor Earl asking him to restrict immigration from other states by sponsor- ing or supporting residency legislation is a resounding "NO! ". Franklin Kuczenski Letter to the Editor Beware of To tbe Editor On January 7. 1986. at 4 pm a U.S. naval ship off the Pa- cific Coast of El Salvador fired into the province of Usu- lutan, EI Salvador, at Cerro la Ventana 80 miles southeast of the capital. This Is the first account of U.S. units partici- pating directly in the war in EI Salvador. It is a grave and immoral act, in violation, of U.S. and international law. According to the Charter of the Organization of Arner'Icart States of which the U.S. is a member. Article 20 states "The territory of a State is in- violable, it may not be the ob- ject, even temporarily, of military occupation or of other measures of force taken by another State directly or indirectly. on any grounds whatever." The U.S. Embas- sy in San Salvador is denying this act of war. The denial is in keeping with the U.S. Ad- ministration's "utter "con- tempi for the right of the American publtc to be in- ,formed about the true nature and intent of our govern- ment's policies in Central America." (Senator Tom Harkin). It is important to look at the backdrop that sets the stage for the denial. The Salvadoran people have suffered for 50 years under 17 military dictator- ships since the massacres. the "Matanza" in 1932 in which the dead were so nu- merous they could not be bur- ied so were abandoned or burned in dumps. The oli- garchy with the support of the military hoarded land and power causing the people in- tense poverty and misery. In the 1970's the people began to organize coalitions of peas- ant. trade-union, professional, student and slum dwellers to work for social justice .. Non- violent demonstrations soon became impossible because of the violent brutality of the military governments' forces. Small groups of guerrillas began forming in defense of the people. growing in num- ber and committment espe- cially in the 80·s. The air war in EI Salvador is one of the most hidden aspects of the-Central Ameri- can War. Indeed there is a virtual information blackout on the air war. This Admin- Istration does not believe in democracy. and self-deter- war mtnatlon for Central Ameri- can peoples. It wishes to de. stray Nicaragua, a country which is a model to small countries throughout the world that believe in creative, human, and democratic solu.: tions to poverty and oppres. sian. Because of Nicaragua's moral advantage and the de- crease in the moral status of the U.S. (due to mining harb- ors, supporting the terrorirst bands of contras, etc.) it would be politically difficult to invade Nicaragua. If how- ever, the U.S. Administration can keep the U.S. public uni- formed on the real sttuatton in EI Salvador, it will be able to invade this smallest of the Central American countries. The war would spread, and the state-sponsored terrorism of the U.S. wiJI be abie to kiJI hundreds of thousands of Cen- tral Americans that dare to think- and act for themselves. Another reason to keep the air war hidden is because of the U.S. involvement in it. The U.S. government is inti- mately involved in every stage of the air war. We sup- ply the bombs. bullets, and .pianes. We train the pilots. Our planes fly the daily spy missions from Honduras. The U.S. directs and fi- nances every aspect of the war in EI Salvador because It- thinks it has to. Puppet dicta- tors like Somoza tend to botch things up. Central American generals now report directly to U.S. ambassadors, accord- ing to Phil Wheaton of the Ecumenical Project for Inter- 'american Communication and Action (EPICA). The El Salvadoran people in their generosity and pol iti- cal sensitivity make a distinc- tion between us and our gov- ernment. They do not hate us. They know that we like them are victims of governments that have gotten out of con- trol. They only ask that we work as hard as we can to stop the bombing and hunian rights abuses. and that we struggle to bring about a political negotiated settle- ment that respects all sides. The committment and actions of just people throughout the world are the only weapons they have to bring about their lasting defense and peace. Elaine Marie Kinch _Co-Chair. Central America Solidarity Coalition of Racine and Kenosha - Ranger is written and edited by .~tudents at U1V·Purkside and they Jennie Tunkieicz ............................................. E ditor are ~olely responsible for its e~itori(ll policy and content. Ranger is Kari Dixon..................................•......... Ne\VS Editor STAFF publtshed every Thursday durmg the academic year except during Kim Barskatttkt. Leo Bose, brcak.s and holidays. Kim Kranich ................................. Asst. News Editor Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, Al.l corres'J?Oooe'!ceshould be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Uni· ... Jim Neibaur .................................... ·.Feature Editor ue,,"y of. wtscoas .. ·Par"-'",c. Box No. 2000.'Keno,ha WI 53141. Tele· ., William Dezoma. Mike Farrell, phone (414) 553·2295 or (414) 558·2287 . • Gary Schneeberger ................... Asst. Feature Editor -Oretcben Gayhart. Tammy Ad1;'ert!singrates lire $4 per column inch or less in bulk. Advertising 'GO Rich Blay ............................................ Sports Editor Hannah, Kristy Harrington. deadlme IS Tuesday.at 9 a,.m. for publication Thursdoy. • ~ Robb Luehr ................................. Asst. Sports Editor Hans Hauschild, Carol Letters to' ~he C(lltor WIll 'be ccccpted if typewritten, double-spaced CI Kortendick, Rick Luebr-, on s~alulard ~1Zepaper. Letters should be less Outn 350word.~and must Dave McEvoy ....................................... 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. AIA hopes to keep faculty out of "left" field Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document "Color Purple" review Page 8 Thursday, January 30, 1986 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Three track women headed to nationals PageI2 Volume 14, No. 18 SittingDucks? TheCampus Ambassadors <top right> and lI!eRanger staff were sitting ducks for difficultquestions fired by Walt Shirer, Public Information director (standing, left), alone of the College Bowl matches on Monday. Several teams will compete in this match for intellectual achievement on Friday <tomorrow) at I p.m, in Main Place. One team will be the campus winners and go on to the regional competition in Beloil. by Karl Dixon News Editor to Kenosha has the potential be a great and economt- ~Uy vllal city. but It is going to haveto spend some money in achieve this goal, accord- olth lo John Bechler, Director I: e Office of Kenosha Area conornicDevelopment. ' lh BeChler spoke Monday at an e Social Science Rountable, ,ltd ciled some factors that op ect local economic devel- lOent. re~roo often people don't ORtrze how much the econ- are Y 01 KenOShaand the state (loris I,~ked to foreign irn- lies' he said. "The U.S. lbe ~ deal with the value of rate ollar on the exchange Il and trade restrictions." \J.SeC~ler also said that the POU~ a~ a curious taxation lOOk:' We tax people who thOse rnoney and reward "The:ho lose it," he said. Will f nswers to these issues both~ fect the economies of k acine and Kenosha " enosha has an econ~mic Students urged to voice dissent by J enole TunJdeicz Editor Students who are concerned about the tuition increases proposed for next fall are being urged by some Student Senate members to contact State legislators and voice dissent. On Jan. 10 the Uw-Systern Board of Regents approved a five percent yearly tuition in- crease for all UW-System campuses. At Parkside tui- tion will increase by about $70 per year for. an undergradu- ate resident. The increase is an attempt by the Regents to lessen the UW-System share of the state's projected budget deficit of about $340 million over the rest of the biennium (which ends in July 1987). Gov. Anthony Earl ordered the UW-System to cut a total of $27.4 mlliion. Parkside's share of the UW-System cuts Is $447,000. The tuition increase pro- posaI Issue Is scheduled to be addressed on the WisconssLn State Senate floor today (Thursday). ChrIs Baiert, PSGA Legisla- tive Affairs director and Sen- ate Pro- tempore, and Adrian Serrano, chair of the Segre, gated University Fees Alloca- tion Committee, are coordi- nating a phone calling cam- paign to area legislators by students and their parents. Balerl and Serrano feel it is important to let legislators know that students are get. ling an "unfaIr share of the (deficit) burden." "Every student would be doing themselves a favor by contacting Senator Joseph Strohl (D-Raclne) because he Is on the State Finance Com. mtttee. " said Serrano. The Finance Committee is dealing with the issues connected to the projected shortfall. such as the proposed tuiUon in. crease. "We have to let legislators Tuition see page 4 AlA hopes to keep faculty out of "left" field by Kari Dixon News Editor (Part One of a two-part series) Their existence has been discussed on national news programs, and provided liber- al cartoonist Gary Trudeau with more than one episode of ·'Doonesbury. " Their active existence in the UW-System has served as the catalyst for a proposed bill before .the state legisla- ture which would require in- dividuals to visit classrooms with permission. Their purpose at UW-Mll· waukee, according to their charter, is "to expose Marx- ist and leftist disinformation to illustrate to students dis- semination of propaganda by slanted views given in the classroom. " Their membership at UW· Milwaukee numbers 57, ac- cording to the president, and John Bechler base that has an emphasis on manufacturing jobs higher than the national average, Bechler said. It has a few major employers. (AMel and a higher than average unem- ployment rate. Despite these factors, Becheler believes that Ke- nosha is on "the bridge to greatness. I , "It has water, low·energy 'or mar- costs access to maj ke ts 'the interstate syste~, • '1 d a ruce airports, a r-at r-oao, . on blend of rural/urban enlvlrd J: ments and vacant an, Bechler said. h The industries in Kenos a Kenosha see page I I they monitor "15·20 lectures and discussion sessions." They are an organization called Accuracy in Academia, (AlA) and thus far the only active chapter in the UW-Sys- tern is located in Milwaukee. Their aim, according to MI- chael Grogan, president. is to monitor lectures of professors for bias. "If a professor said Joseph Stalin was a great man, that would be a bias," Grogan said. "If he said that Joseph Stalin furthered human rights, that would be mnacur- ate." Grogan said that some- one who said Adolph Hitler was a great man would also be biased and inaccurate. "Professors can say any- thing they want as long as they have the facts to back it up," Grogan continued. "That will eventually enable stu. dents to find the ultlmate truth." Grogan said that AlA would monitor the lectures of pro. fessors on the far right as well as the far lefl. but admit- ted that he has not met a lot of fascist professors. "U .S. News and World Re- port did a survey and dlacov- ered there were 10,000 Marx- ist professors in the U.S4:' Grogan said. "We have a core of liberals on cam- pus .... It is the prevalllJlg viewpoint on college earn- puses." If a statement made by a profesor is "inaccurate" (ae- cording to AlA) Grogan said he would call or talk to him or her and confinn whether or not the statement had inde- ed been made. If the statement is cOl\o firmed, Grogan said, he ports It to the naUonal net. work In Washlngion, who the/) publishes the statement. and who said it, in a national newsletter mailed to some 3:>,(M)() members. The local organization, he AlA see page 3 2 Thursday, January 30,1986 Editorial Students bear deficit burden The projected state revenue shortfall will claim many victims. but students are bearing the biggest burden. The Ow-System. the largest state agency, was ordered by Gov. Anthony Earl to cut a total of $27.4million in Sys- tem money. The Board of Regents in response to the shortfall re- quested a five percent tuition increase for all UW-Syatern students. Gov. Earl supports the tuition increase, which must be passed by the state legislature for implementa- tion. Wisconsin has long been committed to higher education by supporting 75 percent of eduation costs. Gov. Earl promised in his campaign to hold students' portion of edu- cation costs to no greater than 27.5 percent of education costs. With the proposed tuition increase, students will be paying 32.7 percent of education costs in 1987. It is unfor- tunate to see the state lose sight of this commitment while encouraging educational elitism. The Uw-Bystem. it seems, is beginning to mimic private colleges, where the less financially fortunate are exempt from obtaining an education. Students will also suffer a reduction of services at their campuses. Parkside will reduce summer school offerings by 15 to 25 percent this summer. The administration is also planning to reduce the scheduled number of course offerings which will greatly affect the students' ability to choose from a variety of time slots, and will seriously reduce the choices. for working and non-traditional stu- dents _ and possibly deny them the chance to graduate. Therefore, students are being asked to pay more, while getting even less for their money. The faculty are staying relatively unscathed by the pro- posed cuts. The fifteen percent salary catch-up pay will remain sacred; course loads, which are approximately 12 credit hours per faculty at most campuses and 9 credit hours at Parkside, will not be increased; and, to date, the six percent salary hike which was approved for all state employees remains intact. Students are the easiest targets for such reductions. Their voices aren't as loud as the faculty, or Ihe admln- stratton. And they certainly do not hve the power possess- ed by corporations, who refute the notion of tax increases to offset the projected deficit. But, as many people need to be reminded, students do vote and they also pay taxes. Today, the Wisconsin State Senate plans to discuss the proposed tuition increase. Stu- dents and parents must let legislators know that it is un- fair for students to bear the brunt of this burden. To stop this askewed treatment, we must no longer be the silent majority. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. We will pay: • $25 per week .20% of qross sales • Mileage allowance Call at Ranger Office fat application form. WLLC D139C ~li,'Kr:" '£~ Nobody asked me, but. Supersection program did help by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor In the past two weeks, three letters assessing the English 100 "Supersection" program have appeared in the Ranger, These letters, one from each contingent involved in the project - student, tutor and instructor - have little in common, other than each ad- dressing the issue from the vantage point of the students. This one won't even have that in common with those. As a Supersection tutor myself, I acknowledge the problems encountered last fall and understand how they may have hindered the edu- cational growth of some stu- dents. However, lest one be duped into supposing no one learned anything from the course, let me share with you what I gained. First of all, my Supe rsec- tton experience taught me much about writing. Although I began tutormg fully confi- dent - if not cocky· regard- ing my aptitude, the ensuing 16 weeks challenged and chaf- ed my abilities like no' publi- cation deadline ever did. Ex- Christa MCAuliffe Greg Jarvis Ellison Onizuka Judy Resnik Dick Scobee Michael Smith Ronald Mc.Nair 28 January, 1986 aboard the space shuttle Challenger •• "Explaining-to students the whys and wherefores of processes which I had pompously assumed to be reflex actions in myself allowed me to internalize the act of writing, which boundlessly improved my own work." plaining to students the whys and wherefores of processes which I had pompously as- sumed to be reflex actions in myself allowed me to inter- nalize the act of writing. which boundlessly improved my own work. In short, the Supersection let me shake hands with Humility - and I found him a very helpful chap. :In a similar vein, my expe- rrence offered valued insights into interpersonal coexistence and communication. Whether I was donning art authorita- tive role with students, or a professional manner with my fellow tutors and instructors, I learned a great deal about the dynamics of interaction about when and how to cr'Iti- cize and when and how to compliment. This benefits me not only as one who someday hopes to get along with others on the job, but also as one who loves and wishes to help other people. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, my association with the Supersection intro- duced me to many new friends 'from all three cantin· gents _ in whose company I consider the authors of those three letters. Those who were students know they can still _see me for assistance; those who were instructors know I respect and admire them ror what they did for me. my col- leagues and the students; and those who answered the call to tutor with me know that I'll never forget the helping, harried and ultimately happy relationship we shared . 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kenosha fights porn Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -;,. . Student does research for J-Wax PageS Men's and women's basketball Pagel ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside phGto by One McE"oy Students, faculty and staff honored the memory of Martin Luther ,King Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15. the actual day 01 King's birtli. ·vity hou» 'demiseponderea m~rUe kraill~Ji·" to abolish •. res-, ' or keep the current ·Wednesday.Frlday 1, ty hour Is being' by members of the Ilaff, educational 'eI1d student repre. according to Ben m, acting Vice hour orlgtitat~tl seventies becauSA}, ~\ 'Organizations were' about not having for clubs, ac. Greenebaum. of a change in t activity hour In. atudents who don't ., Ie and many of th,e said Greenebaum. ~ , t~, English Oil' chairman and Unl. Committee member, Is "Widespread dis. With the current hour among coor. and diVision chairs :"'1Ij"ll, .-'" sehedullng- ,clas. ~ himself is "firmly ••. nt" on the Issue. He "vwcver, that With the of science students ve labs, 2 p,m. classes many stUdents. lCample,"cited Cana. freShman composl., ll1'edIn mUltiple sec. a P,m, section Is the f1Ued.It looks like sel would be more spread ''out. The prime hours for classes are 9~11 a.m. Monday~Wed. Activities see page S :Wedon issue Volume 14. No. 17 Kenosha fights porn by Karl DIxon It the obscenity Ordinance adopted by the County Board two weeks ago Is found to be constitutional, the city may adopt a similar ordinance, and this worries Library 01. rector Louise Pitman. xe. nosha City Attorney James Conway said his advtce is to wait until the county's case i8 litigated. "It (a city ordt. nance) Is a possibility If that (the county's ordinance) Is found to be constitutional." The ordinance unamlmously approved by the County Board on Jan. 1 inltla1ly ex. cluded libraries from Its ju. r1sdJctlon, but an opinion from State Attorney General Bronson LaFollette indicated they must be inclUded If the ordinance was to be constItu. tIonaI. "In an area deaJtng wtth first amendment rights, you cannot make ciasalflcatlona unless there ts compelling reason to do so." sald Tom Balestrart, assistant attomey general. "The ordinance did treat libraries differently and that was done away wtth. "The ordinance defln .. "obscene matertaJ.. as "a writing, picture, sound reo cOrdJ.ng or fUm" and "ob- Scene performance·' meAM "a live exhibition before an audience which: the average person applying contempora. ry community standarda, would find appeAls to purlent interests U taken u a whol : under contemporary cemmu, nlty standards. deSCribes Or shows sexual conduct in a pa. tently offensive way; and tacks serious IIlA>rary. artl. siue, political or acl ntlflc' value as measured by objee. uve ltandarda If laIr.en as whole." TIlts Jancuage Ie based on a Supreme Court de. clslon. and ts currentiy the only ltandard In effect In the etete. The board further de. fines sexual conduct as "the commission or Ilmulatlon of the foUowlnc, aexuaJ In..... eourae. 8OcIGm,. .... .... lIly. necrop/llla, human excretion, masturllatIon. eadtsm. feu.. lion. ~ or lewd ax. hlbfU. of human gentl&la .. AeeanIln&' to the ordlnance, an~ Who adverttsea, .. Ita to UI)I<Ine, _la1ly rnlnon. or 'JM"Od\Ieeaor perform. 11'1 any obIcene malA>rtaIa or per. .....-"..,.1 College Bowl begins College Bowl, a tournament for intellectual achievement, will be held on Monday, Wed. nesday and Friday next week at 1p.m. in MaIn Place. A typical College Bowl question ts: " 'Tom Sawyer' was one of Mark Twaln'l most successful novels and In the best modem fashion he capitalized on Its success with three sequels. For 10 points apiece, name them." (An8w~ er: "Huckleberry FInn", "Tom Sawyer Abroad" and "Tom sawyer, DectecUve." Question and answer reprin. ted from College Bowl Co.. Inc.) Sound easy? If so, come to the tournament and match wits with the ten teams Who wili participate In the event. The teams will compete to be~ come Parkslde's representative to the regional College Bowl competition Feb. 21 and 22 In Beloit. The teams repre. sent numerous clubs and organizations on campus. Par. ticlpants are campus Ambas. aador I. Campua Amb•••• dor n, CompulA>r Club, Prell. dents, PSGA I, PSGA II, PlY, ehoIogy ClUb, Ranger, War. gamers I, and Wargamen 11. College Bowl conatsta 01 conteata between two teaml of four atudenta, each awar. ded points for correct an. awers to queltlona asked by a moderator. Speed of_ponae counta heavtly In the aeon.,. and account. for the tut pace of the game. Queatlona COver a wtde range of subjecta from liberal arts Curricula to cur. rent events, sports, art and entertalnment. Sound dlfffcult? Studenta can learn Just by watching the event. Jeanne Beu, Student ute Intern who ts coordinating the event, sald, "People should attend. It'l an aJI-campwo event which will recognlze the intellectual achievements of students. It Is entertaln. ment, but combined with aca .. demics." SAFE survey available PageJ Student does research J or J- Wiax Pages RENEWING fflE DREAM phOlO b) Oa,e \JcE~o ttuients,_faculty and staff honored the memory of lartin Kf!/[ .:f:rl. Jr. on Wednesday. Jan. 15, th actual da} or Activity hour demise pondered •1 Kimberlie Kranich students leave after 1 p. m." ses would be more spread A deelslon to abolish, res- Canary suggested that if ·out. ~ or keep the current there were classes at 1 p.m. The prime hours for cla e --,-Wednesday-Friday 1 more students might stay are 9-11 a.m. Mond y-Wed• P-&, activity hour ls being around campus because clas- Acth•iUe see page s llllltlered by members of the ::mic staff, educational * and student repre~ vea, according to Ben Ilia.ii ebaum, acting Vice eenor. Ii 1:: &cUvity hour originated 'luden late seventies because • CO!np~ganizations were !IIOllgil g about not having COMi..-:'1e for clubs, ac-,-, g Greenebaum. ~ l'Opltents of a change in tlllde-~nt activity hour in~ lpastudents who don •t laeuity ,, te and many of the ftobe' &aid Greenebaum. Plrbne~ ~ary, English De~ lllty c lrman and Unitalcl th Committee member ere ls" • llllafactt widespread dislttlYJty on with the current G!nati, hour among coorCoiice~ and division chairs "8." g scheduling clas- Cana linbivafu ~!mself is "firmly lt11, how~~ on the issue. He ~eptt0 er, that with the •~ hav: f' Science students ~•t PUU abs, 2 p.m. classes ''For ex many students. ~"Whena;"ple," cited Cana~ la Offer reshman composi:"' 11, the 2 ed in multiple seclaat to be tm. section is the llled. It looks like ·.·-<:'{(~&·~-'• ' ~ .... ~i~.ll + .lnions voiced on issue ~$1§ ' ·-· · ··•· . .w ' ' ~ Krlstin Hahner. 19, a junlOr '+ · poUtical science major: "Maybe the hour could be dlanged, but lt shoUld not be done away with.•• J.,enore Leater, 24, a junior . ,eography major commented 'tlastes artc ~- that she would "want the op" .tin)~ perlo(l, Uon!' . . . ....... s..;~ lt<lJn. eUml• Katie Batunprdt, 21, Nil· .~ .: ·@1t··W!t.ri·.·l1 ....... gln¥ .... · lt i,.¢k. lor: "lt'• a nice time to mffl i Ol'll .JJQ},~!!:" ~ 1 .~atclt . petter -wtth friends. and lt helps so.a~" , :the ,, JoJ}owinJ are -~l~ to get together, I think sμQ'Uis~nts) reactlolls, t1Umattng u would rid club•." f ~ ... 'n'~' W;Jdt~. ~. A "1llor. ~an °ftrtnen. 20,a junior •P•YP{~;fflll-~; ·ut ~td •ess~ajor: "Keep the · :not ~ ,•dotl,e J1.W&7 witll. but hoUl' the way it ts." ~rf¥'ybe "t~qJum~ , the hOW'- "T$111fflY Rice, 19,a sopho• Thert. 1$ an •ttefl~~ prob• more commun.tcauon major: 1~m :riow,,and it.Will~~ worse ••t woold not take class tn wi,U,. -n~ ~cUi¢ b.ouJ'. m,ld-day. The hour helps me Karen Pb)c:JJWwskl, 20 • a make p.tans.'' junJq:t"' ge<>gt'aPllY majork: Todd Severson. 21. a aopho- "Tb~ hOUf .1$ ~d for a brea v.. ·n Wh .. ::: ... Y"'.U ... "Ve l)eeJJ here all more engineering ma~r: . ...... ., .,_ doesn't really matter to me day/' r because I don't participate." Jon ;Anderson. 32, a ·jl.lniO Ann HallisY. 20. a senior -thenustrY anc'.1 , a~P~0 1. corn: math major: .. Doing away · putor scie~c~ maJOf, d r~!r with it is a bad idea. Change side v; tt :universitY an ct a the hour, but do not do a way educa.Uon. Ttle hour i& n wltb it.'' necessity." ~·. · Men sand ba ketball Pag Col ege Bo omens I 2 Thursday. January 23.1986 Editorial Ordinance obscene Kenosha County government has moved society one step closer to Orwell's totalitarianism. The Pornography Ordinance which was inflicted upon the county by a unanimous vote of the County Board on Jan. 7 plummeted Kenosha into a swirling pool of grey and raised numerous constitutional questions. The ordinance itself is downright confusing. Pornography is described, in part, as judged standards." Since a comprehensive survey of residents' "standards" has not been taken in any form. is doubtful that such a measure exists. Instead, the County Board chose to trrnret- its-ttef-inltion-of mcraltty on entire.sgffi!W:!!lity. The County Board. the charge of the members being to represent the majority, chose to be swayed by the threats of lost votes, and to be railroaded by an emotionally charged meeting overrun by community activists, concerned citizens and fundamentalists. The integrity of such elected officials must be questioned. In addition, the Board demonstrated a flagrant misuse of the democratic system by passing an ordinance which is clearly unconstitutional. This will likely result in loss of thousands of dollars in court costs to defend an ordinance which shouldn't have been passed in the first place. Undoubtedly, pornography is a serious issue, and especially serious is the sexual abuse of children in society today. But Kenosha's emotional stance is inappropriate. There are far better ways to correct such societal ills, such as regulating the film industry, rather than disregarding the constitutional freedoms of the public. Letter to the Editor Good concept needs improvement Letter to the Editor Is it rock or schlock? To the editor, As a writing assistant for the English 100 Supersection last semester. feel it necessary to defend the instructors and fellow tutors with whom I worked. To those of you unaware of the concept of this course, it was designed to provide more individual attention and to create a comfortable social environment for the new Parkside student. Emphasis was placed on the integration of grammatical concepts into writing. Five in- .struotors coordinated and taught the course. Eight writing assistants - selected [uniors and seniors from diverse backgrounds - assisted instructors as small group leaders for class activities, .peer conferencing and word processing instruction. Writing assistants also provided fulltime drop-in tutoring. Thirteen persons, as opposed to one, served as resources for the students. I was privileged to be in. volved with such a dedicated and hard-working group. Many, if not all, did far more than was expected of them. I an deeply sorry that Ralph Abagtan. an equally dedicated student. feels that he did not benefit from the many advantages this course offered. As in any new situation, rough edges need smoothing over. Ralph and other students can contribute specific comments if they feel improvement is' needed. do feel that the concept of this course remains excellent, and I commend those involved.' It would be a shame not to"see it grow further on this campus. Parkside can then continue to improve its reputation for excellence in writing. Sincerely, Barbara Haase English Supersectiondid fail To the Editor: I want to thank Ralph Abagian for his criticism in Ranger, Jan. 16, of last semester's English 100 Super- . section. From working with him that class, I know him to be an intensely serious, caring student; the letter reflects that quality and .generally does him justice. Furthermore, his overall assessment of the Su'perseetion experience is, in my view, accurate. In many respects; the experiment f:ailed, and I. have urged, in my report on it, that a boulder be placed in the mouth" of .Its tomb, never' to be removed. The Supersection approach went wrong, however, not for any "flagrant Iack or protestsonaltsm.': I believe, though, on a few occastons. whnethe students were' working' 'on writing 'tasks, Jhefe was ;Bome staff socializing that I, too, found annoying. The faculty members. 'involved spent many hours last spring and 'sum,m.er plann_i.n.g' ;.the' c.ourse, . "" :. ". '" . Jennie Tunkieicz .....••...••.•.•..........••...•.....•....... EdiOOr Kari Dixon, .................•.................. :..•... News E'ditor Kim Kranich : : Assf. News Editor ... Jim Neibaur Feature Editor • Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor 'QcI:) Rich Blay , ,.. Sports .Ed.itor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor I.Dave.McEv~y Photo Edito,r Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback .................•......... Advertising Manager . Andy Buchanan •........................... Business Manager . Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow .•...•................ Distribution Manager and during the experiment we met many hours beyond the usual class and preparation time to try to make a success of the Supersection. The student writing assistants were a big help to us; indeed they may have peen the. best element of the experim-ent. Ulttrnately, we were not able to adequately -compensate for the' 'Problems attendant on-class and- staff size, even by frequently breaking , into small groups, .but I as- L~~tfr se~6 . STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy' Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott; Sch~mber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathlee/1 Trentadue, Laureen W~wro. To find the subtle themes and ... For quite some time, · we concepts. Several radio inter. considered Mr. Jim Neibaur's views with Townshend and a review of "White City.A the most hilarious aspects of Novel" in the Jan. 16 issue of irn- "Rolling Stone" clearly Illuagtnatlons could not possibly minated the inspirational accept the idea that a college theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely misskudos to musically devoid al- ed. bums by the of W.A.S.P. Most annoying is the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty-year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge City- for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, A Novel." Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was beyond our belief to was obviously using the rnissee an imagtnattve piece of placed tag to..describe music work by a rock legend that didn't match -his preget lambasted as "passable." ferred two~chord.guitarfdull· The shock was doubled when . drunken-drummer style, as on the very next page, an. displayed by "W.A.S.p.·like" album by a musically inept groups. band, which can only dream In conclusion, we applaud of mainstream acceptance, Pete Townshend for displayreceived high acclamations. ing his musical talents while Townshend's solo efforts successfully, exploring new may recapture the same styles of expression. We gufpower and passion that his faw at any attempt to take earlier. offered. the lyrically and musically th~y, do satisfy' appetites r superficial and rapetltious The .Who rans who know a; Heavy Metal music as somegenuine Townsh~nd effort.. thing more than the noisy th~y It. True;, flash in the pan that it Is. Townshend fans gladly . Chris search through is poetry to Pete Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they are ~olely. responsible far its editorial 'policy and content. -Ranger is pubbsh-ed every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidu1,fs. AI! correspondence should IJo addressed to: Pcrkeidc Ranger, Universltyof WtSConsin'Parksidc, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. Tele' , phone (.~l·t). 553·2295 or ( H4) 553-2287. Ad1?ert~~mg rates are $4 per column inch or less bulk. Advertising deadhne IS Tuesday.(tt 9 a..m. for publication Thursday. ' • ~etters to ~he cdttor Wtll be acceptelj .1f typewritten, t[ouble.spueed lit on s~fItldard ~lze paper. Letters should be less lhan 350 1-I.Iordsand must ... be stgned: wtth a, telephone 'number incZuaed for verification purposes. ~ wll~ be Withheld request. 'for letters 18 Tucsdayat a.m. for publiqalion ,\/f'mbf'ro!,lre ... Ranqer reserves edit let. aSSOCIaTeD r-w ters and refuse letters containing false and de- COUE"oaT.:' famatory c~tent: PRe~sEP . Rangt.;r 18 prmted by the Racine Journal Times. d Thursday, 23, 1986 unanimous Kenosha Pornography in by "community stand. ards." stand• ards" form, it ln:tllct its--deRnltio of moral the entire commJ:!!!ily. Board, concerned especially in disregarding i,nprove,nent a semester, I necessary I unaware at. tention comfortable in. structors writing juniors instructors leaders pro. cessing full. time drop.Thirteen involved hard.working if more Abagian, student, tfiat in situation, smoo. thing specific improvement is I involved. It to cam• pus. continue reputation Supersection did Jail Aba• gian 16, Supersection. caring Furthermo. re, Supersection respects, experiment failed, I . it. 1n mouth its never lack of profesisonaHsm," believe. occasions, while the students were working writing there some too, members sper.! sum111~r planning the 9ourse, ............................................. Editor Kari Dixon............................................ en·s Editor Kim Kranich ................................. Asst. ew Editor ... eibaur ...................................... • Gary Schneeberger ................... Asst. Feature Editor -00 Rich Blay ....................... ~········"···"··· .. Sports Editor C: Robb Loehr ................................. Dave McEvoy ....................................... Phot-0 Editor ......................... A st. ........................... ............................ ................ tanager ...................... try student the ele• ment experiment. Ultimately, compensate the problems attendant on . class and staff size, into small groups, but I as- Letter see page Carr, Scott Curty, William fike Gayhart. Kristy Harrington. Hans Odegaard. Scott. Scheuber, Bill Serpe. Steve Taylor. Kathleen Trentadue. Wawro. it the Editor: '" album reviews to be one of the Ranger. Our wildest imaginations student could possibly give kudos al• likes P. However, we suddenly realized that Mr. Neibaur was actually serious about his glorification of Heavy Metal music when we saw his review of Pete Townshend's latest solo effort, "White CityA Novel.'' find the subtle themes and concepts. Several radio inter. views with Townshend and a review of "White City-A Novel" the Jan. 16 issue of "Rolling Stone" mu. minated the inspirat\ona\ theme of the album that Mr. Neibaur has completely miss• ed. It see imaginative living get an received not power earlier albums offered, but they satisfy of fans a genuine Townshend effort when they hear · it. True · Most annoying ls the "disco" label Mr. Neibaur at. tached to two of Townshend's songs. Pete Townshend has not only avoided "disco" over his twenty.year career, but he also wrote the satiric dirge for the sub-genre, "Good-bye, Sister Disco." Mr. Neibaur was obviously using the mis• placed tag to describe music that match pre• ferred two.chord•guitar/dulldrunken. drummer style, as displayed by "W.A.S.P.•like'' groups. In conclusion, we applaud Pete Townshend for displaying his musical talents while successfuUy exploring new styles of expression. guf• faw at any attempt to the lyrically and musically superficial and repetitious Heavy Metal music as son:ie• more than the noisy flash in the pan that it is. Pete tvritte_n c~ilcd Mud,.nts UlV·Pa,·ksidl' tltey 1?olel11 11.< poliry r 011tc 11 t. publrshcd evcr_Y Thi,rsday arad,.mic yl'ar a,ul holiday!/. Al} correspon,lf•'!ce be addr ssed Parkside U11i· ver 1ty of W1~consm•Park$idc, WOO, Krno.,h,1 s.,141. Tele·, (.\JP. 5v3i!295 or 4J ¼) 553·22117. Ad1:crt~•rng mtrs arc S4 col111nn or in ,1dvcrtisi11g dead/me 1s Tuesday _at 9 a._m . Letters rd,tor will accl'pl<'d if typett'riltNI, double-spared N 8 (andt1rd 1:1::e p11per. Lr·tter.• shoi,/d le.ss than ,,;;o words and mu.,t .,. signed! with a_ number included C,O. Names w1l! b<' u·1thheld upon rcquc.•I. Deadline ;.. __ .:......:.,. • Lett rs ts Tue.•d-ay at 10 ft.m. publicalio,i 11,..,1,nofthP - Thursday. Ranger rcsen•cs the right to l'dil let· .1,soc,,neo ..._ refi,se lett rs co,ittiining de• coLt<c>CtaT-= /amatory content. PRtc>~~iP Ranger is printed ... rd /_ .. : News Briefs FRce Rt3 0 Lj_.:.l. solid. e!2cesteat ...... ~isPGSa11acili-ry-'I . ES-A7466-D ~CT #OWJ~' -=, @ LIMITED TIME ONLY Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "was- !e''because of Its habit of purchasing overpriced plum b- _. ACCOrdingto the Chicago Tribune wire service. Con. gressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. '1'bey can be purchased at a hardware store-for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $610 for each. toilet seat, ~ John Dingell (D-Mich.l complained in a leller to De- !elise Secretary Caspar. Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lei'eirno reply, . '. ~ ~.-- "_ _ GPA mininumapproved '1'bose college students who want to be teachers may be "'P8eled to "hit the books" a little harder in the-future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching ~callon to possess at least a 2.7~grade point average ... gained the approvel of the educallon commillees In 'alia houses of 'the state legislature, according to the WiaconsinState Journal." - . TheSenate Educallon Commillee unainlmously "ndors, tel the proposed the rule las.t '!"eek. . Senatorreunitesjamily ..'!!o Vietnamese children. Wlll,see ,their m.;u,.e.;. foruu;;e, " ~ .. lime in seven years, thanks to the help <) a' . . ~Arooeiate.t Press reported that Sen. Frank Mu.r'kawski " ~) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J;, ~ SOldiers missing in acllon. He came hOJ!l\f ra _ .... cbildren whose mother fled to the U.S. seven. ~~ d' .. IlDd who now lives in Fairbanks. AJaska. She "f'..:'s. ~skl to hetp her, and he appealed to Foreign M .... Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to. in~rease ...... . ." UW System by .; ...re could be 180,000 stildents In the d uW.Madi. ..lear 2000 If no polley changes ar~m:~e students !llanS\lOpuJation could have nearly 3, in to an artie. le In the 164.624It currently enrolls. accord g Thethe Madison Capital Times. or not the thle regent committee will consider Wh~~~:nt on some tam IIIneeds to limit undergraduate en';," k the number Of~' the article continued, or cut ac ~"""'ms offered. . Anne Frank Drama selected for final The dramatic arts disci. pI.me's Production of "The DIary of Anne Frank, " direct. ed by lecturer Lisa Kornets. ky, has been selected as a reo - gtonet fmaHsl 1fl the Arnert, can College Theater Festival (ACTFl competition and will be 'slaged in DeKalb. D1. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both times its Productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional final- ist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank,' I written by Frances GOOdrichand Albert Hackett, will be presented at 8 p.m. on Tuesday in the Cornmuntca, tion Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and reser-va. tions can be made by calling 553·2581. Special rates are by Scott Scbeuber The results of the first Stu. dent Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) clculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devetoped by the Student Services Committee of Parkslde Stuavailable for groups of 10 or more. Proceeds from the perfonn. ance will be used to offset ex. penses incurred in the three. day trip to DeKalb. A reception. open to the public, will be held in the theater lobby after the performance. The production was one 01 six chosen from about 50 en. trants In Wisconsin and IlII. nois. The contest will involve transporting the entire set, props. Ilghts and costumes by truck to DeKalb, where the 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to set up the production, and after the per. formance. two hours to strike it. TIley will complete against plays performed by students from trw-Stevens Point. Marquette University, Northern Illinois University. Southern TIlinois University and West. ern Jlllnots University. TIle competition will be JUdo dent Government Association. (PSGA), It was Originally de. signed for UW Madison stu. dents and differs only sUghUy from the standard Teacher EValuation Questionnaires students till out in classes. Sue Brudvlg-, the chair of the Student Services Commit. tee said the information from the survey would eventually Thursday. January 23. 1986 3 be printed in booklet form When enough have been com. pleted, and booklets will be made aVallable to students. APProximately 180 surveys were given to students in 62 classes and Inslructors. Of the 62 surveyed, ~ received A ratings. 19 received B's, 12 received C's, 3 received 0'. and 3 got F's. Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from poge 1 fonnances Is subject to ~ $1000fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000fine for eubsequent offenses. TIle approval of the ordl· nance bothers the woman In charge of the public libraries in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por. nography has women as targets that It makes me lJI." Plttman said. "But 1 don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this is one the _s, who ts -going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone -eouId walk into a library and decide that 'Huck FInn' or -'catcher 1fl1he Rye' II ponIQ, phle. Of ~iltman cited examples . from a. newsletter published by the American Library .As • soclatlon. TIle novel "Slaugh, lerhoUse Five," the film "Re· ,,- -turiJ to OZ" and !!'" documen· tary on the V.etnam War "Hearts lOSdMInds" (in Wau· kesha), 'as well as books. 011 witchcraft. ESP. and astrol· ogy have- all been questioned . in various states 1fl the last few months. "This Is a very dangerous ay to resolve the pro- ~em. "she continued. "The real way to address the problem is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know U the product Is not in the slore that It will still not be produced and'sold?'L.The ord1na.nc.ewas adopled at County Board meeting at which no one spol<e against It. "The ordinance was adopted because over 200 people appeared be. fore the board," said Cbalr. man Angelo Capriotti. nie American Civil Uber. ties UnlOIIhas offered its ... slltance to attorneys working . on those cases. "Freedom can only be maintained If the First Amendment Is applled u wrillen. "said Eunice Edgar. Executive Director of the Wisconsin ACLU. "We have offered our services to those shops and they ba ve reo talned their own attorneys." Edgar said the ACLU Is aware of the concerns of cler . gy, parents aDd __ Oft !be exposure of hardcore por. nograp/ly to ehlJdren. "However, legtslatlon should not be a legal substitute for parental responsibility. Pornography has always been available, and laws like this won'l stop It." she continued. "It will just go underground. " Edgar beUeves the price that is paid for unrestlcted access to infonnation is not high enough to counteract the benefits. "The bottom line is that we give up a IIltle bit bul we gain a lot with a commit· ment to first amendment rights." CappriolU laid that tho-e who llppOIed the ordlnanc could have spoken against It the night It was approved. "No one a.sked to speak." he aa1d "I foe! that WIththe cor, poratlon counsel m ling WIth the Attorney General and the new word!n« (thai wu adop~ at that m ling) thai the ordInaIlce Is lepI, U _'re~, ao be It." UNITARIAN _UN_IV.aER,.SAGLISTS bMn'--lo ",FIII,n ~ ml do n =:.. HallIe ¥OU .. ... d...~. wUtl an or",Odoa ,.. Io.on becau.e II hondl you a p<eclIaeated -., • 100 our _cl"l'urcll may be lor you.a.Fno-r ~~Io~'::'~= gow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? M"MJm cor •• lNnY CI...cH w '.. Club ........ ....,.D.....r....'.....~.... JtANGER -SE News Briefs Air Force waste discovered The Air Force has been ordered to eliminate the "waste" because of its habit of purchasing overpriced plumbing. According to the Chicago Tribune wire service, Congressional investigators discovered Air Force officials bought 67 toilet pots from Lockheed Corporation for $317. They can be purchased at a hardware store for $10. Last year the Air Force spent $640 for each toilet seat, Rep. John Dingell (D-Mich.) complained in a letter lo De• fense Secretary Caspar Weinberger. The Pentagon of. lereo no reply. GPA mininum approved 'lbose college students who want to be teachers may be expected to "hit the books" a little harder in the future. A proposed rule to require students seeking teaching certiftcatlon to possess at least a 2.75 grade point average baa gained the approve! of the education committees in both houses of the state legislature, according to the Wisconsin State Journal. The Senate Education Committee unainimously endorsed the proposed the rule last week. Senator reunites family Two Vietnamese chiidren wm see their mother for th8 first lhne In seven years thanks to the help -0t a U.S. Senator • Aaaoeiated Press reported that Sen. Frank Murkowskl (ft.AJuka) traveled to Vietnam to find out about ~J; llllllele soldiers missing in action. He came home s ll,o children whose mother fled to the U.S. seven ye:rd Igo, and who now lives in Fairbanks, Alaska. She ~Js~• ki to help her, and he appealed to Foreign Nguyen Co Thach. Enrollment expected to increase tbeThere could be 180,000 students In the u: S~~;a:r. ,Year 2000 if no policy changes are ma ~~e students :ns population could have nearly 3,oood~ to an artic• le In the 164,624 it currently enrolls, accor g The the Madison Capital Times. . er or not the 8Yst regent committee will consider whe1t~ent on some carnern needs to limit undergraduate em; k the number or Pllses, the article continued. or cut ac Prorrams offered. Thu d y, January 23, 1 Anne Frank Drama selected for final !he dramatic arts disciplme 's production of "The Diary of Anne Frank." directed by lecturer Lisa Kornetskr, has been selected as a regional finaHst in the American College Theater Festival (ACTF) competition and will be staged in DeKalb, Ill. on Jan. 31. This is only the second time Parkside has entered the competition, and both time its productions have been selected. Last year the production "Crimes of the Heart" was named a regional finalist. A special benefit performance of "The Diary of Anne Frank," written by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett will be presented at 8 p.m. o~ Tuesday in the Communication Arts Theater. Donation is $5 at the door, and re ervations can be made by calling 553-2581. Special rates are avallable for group of 10 or more. Proceed from th performance will b u d to off t pen s incurr d in th thre • day trip to DeKalb. rec PUon, open to th public, ·m be held in the th ater lobby after the performance. The production w on of six cho en from about 50 ntrants in Wi con in and nu. noi . The cont t ill in •olv transporting th ntlre props, lights and c tum truck to DeKalb. wh th 25-member cast and crew will have four hours to t up th production, and aft r the rformance. t o hour to trlk it. They \I.ill complete ag t plays performed by studen from UW-Stev ns Point, 1arquette nhr rslty, ·orth m lllinols niver ty, Southern Illinois nlv ty and \ ' tern Illlnols Univ rslty. The competition ·ill b jud- S AF E results released by Scott cheuber The results of the first Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations (SAFE) ciculated last semester have been compiled, and are availlable to students. SAFE was a project devel• oped by the Student Services Committee of Parkside Stu- Kenosha passes porn ordinance Porn from page 1 for.mances ls subject to $500- $1000 fine the first time, and $1000-$10,000 fine for sub equent offenses. The approval of the ordinance bothers the woman in charge of the public librarle in Kenosha. "I understand the problem. So much of por• nography has women as targets that it makes me m." Pittman said. "But I don't see this as the way to solve the problems. Once a law like this Is one the books, who Ls going to do the deciding?" she continued. "Someone .could walk into a library and decide that 'Huck Finn' or •catcher in the Rye' is pomographic.'' Pittman cited examples trom a newsletter published bY the American Lib:,8-ry kl· soclatlon. The novel Slaughterhouse Five." the film "Return to oz" and the ctocumen• tary on the Vietnam War .. Hearts and Minds" (in wau• kesha) as well as books on witchcraft. ESP' and astrology have- all t,een questioned in various states in the last few months. "This is a very dangerous way to resolve the problem,'' she continued. •'The real way to address the prob• 1em is to educate people so they know what good film and literature are so the market evaporates. Do we know if • Thursday, January 23,1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 - Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie titled "Moonlighttng" wlll be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and 1" wlll be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m, tn the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starttng at 8 p.m. tn Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkstde student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Jan. :15. Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Jan. 26 - Movie: "Moonllghttng" will be reo peated at 2 p.rn. tn the Union Ctnema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaUable at the door. Movie: "The King and I" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. tn the Union Ctnema. Monda.y, Jan. 2'7 - Workshop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. tn Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. Call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. tn Matn Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28· Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Mtcrocomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC. Level D1. Call ext. 2452for reservations. Wednesday, Jan. 29· Sem· inar on "Busmess Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. College Bowl continues today at 1p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. 30· Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312-for details. Sponsored by UW-ExtensioJ), Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 tor a guest. Sponsored by PAB. , Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Ctnema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrich?nent presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. - To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) .. Halley's Comet? . '.. . . .. No but in case the real thing has not been VISible from your wmdow, here IS a ph~tographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley' 's Comet . Scientific wandermakes.apjJearance by William Dezoma . rials thaw and float- out with' -.the comet will be leaVingOur the heat of the sun, and' this skies January 25. Hailey'S co;':;et has been at- -.. forms the tail. Not all comets If you-find the starscape 100 tracting a great deal of atten- Thave 'taus but those that do confusing, and can't tell Jution lately. The fact that it only display them when near plter from the North Star only appears once every 76 the sun, Beyond Jupiter com- "USA Today" is featUring~ years might have somethtng ets have no tails because the . daily comet watch which to do with it. - weather Is too cold. shows the comet's relaUv. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) Professor James Me· position In the sky. was a friend of Isaac Newton Crickard, who teaches astron- .The late January dlsap. (1642·1727). Together, they omy here, offers some advice pearance of Hailey's is no decisively demonstrated that for those wlshtng to see the cause for disappointment. comets orbit the sun. The .comet. He says to look In the The comet will reappear In comet Is not named after Hal- .southwest sky, very close to the southeast morning sky in ley because he discovered it. the horizon, immediatley early March. In the last days It was seen as far back as 240 after sunset, since the comet : of March. it will be veryclose B.C. and bears his name be- sets. not too long after the sun to the horizon, but the tall cause he proposed that the does. Observers will probably will be at its most speetactugreat comet of 1682 was the need binoculars and should i lar just before sunrise. In same one which had appear- look for Jupiter, the brightest 'early April, Halley's will ed in 1601. He predicted that thtng in the sky in that dtrec- leave the morntng sky and this same comet would come tion. The tail of the comet is will resurface in the evening again in 1758,but was unable upward relative to the hort- sky, this time in the southto see it. owing to his' having zon, and the comet will look east. However, if you are not been dead for sixteen years. more like a star, although planning on seeing this once- Comets are comprised of a fuzzy and not twinkling. in-a-lifetime event, you can compact, solid body of frozen The further south the ob- rest easy, knowing that thisis gases and other substances server goes, the better the supposedly one of the comet's which are imbedded in rocky view gets. But' soon no least spectacular appearmaterial. These core mate- amount of travel will help, as ances in centuries. ====Club Events==== Peer Support . _Parkside Activities Board meeting please contact Dan Peer Support is offering a (PAB) will be meeting Wed. Galbraith tn the PAB offic. scholarship for the Spring nesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in or call 553-2650. semester. Deadline for appli- the PAB office Union Dl17 cants is Jan. 29. For more in- (by the' Union Information formation and for applica- Desk) to start deciding the tions, contact the PSO office, Performtng Arts Series for WLLC D139F (next to Coffee the 1986-87 season. If you Shoppe). would like to help decide what will be on next 'year's PAR performing arts series, please 'The Performing Arts and attend this meeting. If you Lectures Committee of the are unable to attend this ---..- ~--------:- PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE). a .marketing fraternity, will b. having a meeting WednesdaY, Jan. 29 at 1:15 In Moln 116. All members are required to .attend, and anyone interested in becoming a. member is welcome to attend. • SPRING BREAK - ••• Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 4 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Mer.rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St jt Haclne, . , t~ ~ ':'..: ' ._ ~ ~- LUV the Sun? 7 nights Y 8 days t "in Fl. Lauderdale. DaylOoa • - or the Islands ~--........ - - - d • Thursday, January 23, 1986 Week at the Park Brynner, Hot Canary main attractions Thursday, Jan. 23 • Movie titled "The King and I" (G) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7: 30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Jan. 24 - Movie titled "The King and I" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Dance featuring "Hot Canary" starting at 8 p.m. In Union Square. Admission at the door Is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Saturday, Jan. 25 - Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. unday, Jan. Z8 . Movie: "Moonlighting" will be repeated at 2 p.m. In the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Serles will be available at the door. Movie: "The King and I" wlll be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Jan. 2'7 - Work· shop on "How to Find Jobs and Contact Employers" starts at 1 p.m. in Union 104. The workshop is free and open to anyone. call ext. 2452 for more information. College Bowl starts at 1 p.m. in Main Place. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Jan. 28 . Work· shop on "Preparing Your Resume on a MacIntosh Microcomputer" starts at 5 p.m. in WLLC, Level D1. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Wedne day, Jan. 29 - Sem• inar on "Business Feasibility Analysis" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 201. Call ext. 2041 for details. Sponsored by the Small Bttsiness Development Center. College Bowl cQntinues today at lp.m. in Main Place. All are welcome. Thursday, Jan. SO • Work· shop on "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie "Rambo: First Blood" (part 2, rated R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. Movie: "Sandakan" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Accent on Enrichment presents the Joseph Holmes Dance Company at 8 p.m . in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 for Parkside students and $7 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and wlll be avallable at the door. Ranger needs an advertising salesperson -NOW! - For Kenosha area. -To acquire and maintain new advertising Earn cash quickly while enhancing communication and business skills. We will pay: $25 plus 20% of gross sales. - Own transportation required Call at Ranger Office for application form. WLLC D139C (next to Coffee Shoppe.) photo by Jack Bornhuetter Halley's Comet? . . . _ . 0 , but in case the r~al _1hing has not been v1s1ble from your wmdow, here ts a photographic approximation made out of photographic paper, pepper and an unknown object. Halley_ 's Comet Scientific wonder_ makes appearance by William Dezoma Halley's comet })as been attracting a great deal of attention lately. The fact that it only appears once every 76 years might have something to do with it. Edmund Halley (1656-1742) was a friend of Isaac Newton (1642-1727). Together, they decisively demonstrated that comets orbit the sun. The comet is not named after Halley because he discovered it. It was seen as far back as 240 B.C. and bears his name because he proposed that the great comet of 1682 was the same one which had appeared in 1607. He predicted that this same comet would come again in 1758, but was unable to see it, owing to his having been dead for sixteen years. Comets are comprised of a compact, solid body of frozen gases and other substances which are 1mbedded in rocky material. These core materials thaw and float out with the heat of the sun, and this forms the tail. Not all comets have tails but those that do only display them when near the sun. Beyond Jupiter comets have no tails because the weather is too cold. Professor James Mc- Crickard, who teaches astronomy nere, offers some advice for those wishing to see the · comet. He says to look In the southwest sky, very close to the horizon, immediatley after sunset, since the comet sets not too long after the sun does. Observers will probably need binoculars and should look for Jupiter, the brightest thing in the sky in that direction. The tail of the comet is upward relative to the horizon. and the comet will look more like a star, although fuzzy and not twinkling. The further south the observer goes, the better the view gets. But soon no amount of travel will help, as the comet wlll be leaving our skies January 25. If you find the starscape too confusing, and can't tell Ju. piter from the North Star "USA Today" is featuring~ dally comet watch which shows the comet's relaUve position in the sky. . The late January dJsap. pearance of Halley's Is no cause for disappointment. The comet will reappear in the southeast morning sky in early March. In the last days of March, it will be very close to the horizon, but the tall will be at Its most spectactu, , Iar just before sunrise. In early April, Halley's will leave the morning sky and will resurface in the evening sky, this time in the southeast. However, if you are not planning on seeing this oncein- a-lifetime event, you can rest easy, knowing that this is supposedly one of the comet's least spectacular appear• ances in centuries. Club Events==== Peer Support Peer Support ls offering a scholarship for the Spring semester. Deadline for applicants is Jan. 29. For more information and for applications, contact the PSO office, WLLC D139F (next to Coffee Shoppe). PAB The Performing Arts and Lectures Committee of the Parkside Activities Board (P AB) will be meeting Wednesday, Jan. 27 at 12 noon in the P AB office Union Dll 7 (by the Union Information Desk) to start deciding the Performing Arts Series for the 1986-87 season. If you would like to help decide what will be on next year's performing arts series, please attend this meeting. If you are unable to attend this Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at M~rtha Mer_rell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St. Racine. ' meeting please contact Dan Galbraith in the P AB office or call 553-2650. PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), a marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting Wednesday, Jan. 29 at 1:15 in Moln 116. All members are required to attend, and anyone interested in becoming a member Is welcome to attend. SPRING BREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days in Fl. Lauderdale, Daytona or the Island~ LIPJr•~ · ◄ 1100) J611-2006 TOI.L tNH ...... Thursday. January 23. 1986 :I The King & I PAR presents by GlU'J' L. clmeeberger t. Feature Editor In 19M. the late Yul Bryn. ner assumed a role he would continue playing unW liLt death last fall. TIIat role Lt the KIng of Slam, and the rum In which It originated. "TIle KIng And r," "U1 be presented in the Union CInema tills week by P AB. A somewhat overblown, yet perpetually ercwd-pleaatngmusical. "TIle KIng And I" makes up in its eltervescence that it loses from ILt bloated. ness. Especially fine Lt Bryn· ner, who captured an 0 car for Ills portrayal of the ornery king wllo softens considerably under the lnt1uence of a Brit· Ish scnoot teacller (Deborah Kerr). come to Slam to eeucate Ills ba.ttalllon of cllJldren.. The musical numbers. oria. Ina! Rodgers and Hamme .... teln gems llke "Getting to Know You" and "SIIaIl We Dance." serve as perfect vehicles Cor the stant and Brynner's long.lauded fiair and sIIowmanslllp make tIIlI a most worthwhlle outing. grant from Johnson's Wax and start him on the reo search. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be successful with this venture and looks forward to whatever progress the company will make this his research. "One thing they IIave to do is go out and get hold of the actual articles before they can do a lot with It." lie said. "1.{uch of the research is in Russian and needs to be translated, I'm finding a lot of interesting things. many things r dldn·t expect." ~nt wi-nstfipa:round the world hil.~I&yHarrington' ~ a trip around tile, -_._,,10 ms llk,e a far-off many people. but ri,t~ear,old Parkside Heldi orawrord, It ia~ come true, !:~r. the National, _ Association sponlI\ lIIraweek-long contest re- .. lbat contestants puriliia I1loosfro", any nation- ,_ store. Crawford did ~._ Visiting Thorn Mc-, ~ Regency Mall. but .... "the thought of win- .... I!lpped my mind over !llallBIi." Ilieii; two weeks before ~. she received Iia- ~~ advertising forms J:::"_ her she had been' ~d 8S a possible grand ~er. Returning the ~•••"-,, re Visiting a friend ~--ua. she was not expec- ~ reception she receive :iiYBhe returned. llied fath~r called me and _ ~"me If r was sitting '.. she recalls. -r hadn't ill/QteSt Idea Wilyhe insisiii~ d sit. but I finally "" told me tllat I'd di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to lake tile trip . the zt.day. all-expense- paid jaunt for two includes $2,000 spending money . during the last three weeks of September. lOI feel like if 1 went now," she explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own risk, because of all tile stuff going on in the Far East. r plan on things quieting down over the summer, so I can go and not have to worry if 'I'm going to make it back. " Among the countries she'll visit are France, England, Germany, Switzerland, Japan. Holland and Australia. She is most excited about going to Switzerland because she loves to ski and has heard many interesting things about the country, Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortune, Crawford· a business management major - still has trouble realizing it's really happened. "I'm dumbfoun· ded," she confessed. "I still can't believe I'm actually going, Only my friends realize I've actually won." Save how much onT rsday? ..,;.#.:OOf.t.~'.lli& Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" upon learning the news. "My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of tile' Journal Times and thought r was dead." .Crawford rem:mbers with a laugh. "She figured, 'Why else would they put Hel- $2.00 oR a 16 • chpizza! o-"r/!Ir ~ F...... hoi, g..... 1aItIng ppitzZzllZroAm',_DtOoMIN_O_'S dell_In 30minuift. guIf1In_. 01' you 90' $3.00 011you<_. And on Thursday. getS2.OO on Iny llHnch __ pizzi with 2 or mont lopping .. Just"" lor Thursday'l _ill. AYIi_ allday thll Thursday ... only ""'" Domino'. Pizza, tfetivitYhour~"':"'-~------ AM.t... t p.m. activity hour is a good ~ ...lties from po,g, e I' motes extracurricular studen oportunity for faculty to get ......... ' , t among diverse d meet" 1IiIte'.;:.rtday.Hence. at lnvolvemen 1 that other- together an . 'il .~.....es tIIere Is a, sllort- groupS of peo~ e eet There Bill Serpe, cllair of the Stu· iIerJ. ~ Brooms and a lim~ wise would no m 'f' r stu dent Organizations Coun~il, ~ of courses in the af- are academic readsoonns th°ehour' felt that if the curren t a"cbv . dents who -depen k outside of ity hour were changed,. We SSUb til to dOt.grou;I?sWa~Ramsdell.. .would see a major deCt.lu:tot~f J ere aren't any class lme, ." our clubs and general ac IVIles. ~ dUe Over_the activity But the as::tiVI.ty. h t This is a commuter campus rb:"..,~ ~ma but there are._ d .t J·ust promote studen already, There WOUldb,.e no ~Ih~.i,~tatnlegiU t oesn. wI·tll other, stu- . rna e -reasons interactiOn t ' 'a "shared other reason to come. ';lI'G~!;ty...r.:r.iods~me sqrt of ac- d t ·t promO eS d • according to en s. 1 ect" accord- According to ·Greenebaum. '- ell. PSGA presi- governance ~sll ':There are n decision wouldn·t take ef· 'ing to Rams e, t· on a Y t'I tile Spring of 1987. student repret~:~~a :;~s the 1 fect un • faculty comml call us: 654-5070 2136 Wllhlngton K_ DOMINO'S PIZZA DEUVERS· • FREE. Vity hour. pro- Thu ay, January 23, l ; 111 Siewert Research project for Johnson Wax by Jim Neibaur really that deals With the s b The King & I PAB pre ent Feature Editor ~ect since then. so my proj~ct is to look at materials since l958 on t!te geo-chemistry of hot sprmgs and mineral spri~~s and their therapeutic quahhes and present a short report and an annotated bibliography. oue to the recen~ interest in hdffh. many businesses are iookllll at exercise and propdltl trom a financial perer uve. Racine-based John::, wax has hired Pa~kside -,,inn major Tom Siewert 5.;fst in the research for ::ei, latest health-related reftlU1'9· "JobnSOn's Wax wants to get Into the health goods part a( the chemical industry,'' said Siewert during a recent 1niervtew. "And they would like to know something about die chemistry of hot springs and rntneral springs so that they can produce a product with the same therapeutic qualities. •'There was a major study thal was done ln 1958 about nterature up to that point, with a bllge bibliography containing 3300 different references. But there's nothing "So what I do is sit in the library and look over au the chemical abstracts, and look over all the articles that I find and write down the reference and annotation." Siewert stated he has 200 hours budgeted, including two Milwaukee trips and two overnight Madison trips. ''I hope to be done by the end of the semester, by the time I graduate in May." Siewert had done some research on hot springs and nat~ral waters before being approached on this project, so he was a good person to pick. It was Dr. Steven Leavitt who assisted in getting Siewert his grant from Johnson's \\ax and start h1m on the research. Siewert stated he believes Johnson's Wax could be uccessful with this venture and Student wins trip around the world Krll&y Harrington di's picture In the paper?' " Crawford plans to take the look Wilnlng a trip l;l.round the llll'ld seems like a far-off dream to many people, but tJr 19-year-old Parkside lralunan Heidi Crawford, it Isa dream come true. trip• the 21-day, all-expen- --------------------------, In October, the National Foetwear Association sponll'ld a week-long contest re, ilrlag that contestants purdlae shoes from any nation- 11 llloe store. Crawford did ~-that, visiting Thom Mc._ at Regency Mall, but ldibita "the thought of winslipped my mind over lieallon.'' 'lben, two weeks before ~. she received lia~!.!-' ld advertising forms -111111g her she had been ~ as a possible grand r11C Winner. Returning the .11,.~fore visiting a friend .._ta, she was not expec- 111...,~ reception she recelv• .. ·-. ahe returned . Ill,, V.y father called me and ... ~ tne if I was sitting ""'11," ahe recalls. "I hadn't \I faintest Idea why he insisel.~ ld sit, but I finally -. he told me that I'd Heidi Crawford won. I freaked out. I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time." . Some of Crawford's friends also "freaked out" ~pon learning the news. My friend Gail saw my picture on the front page of the Journal Times and thought I was d d " Crawford remembers w~fh 'a laugh. "She figure~. 'Why else would they put He1- se-paid jaunt for two in ludes $2,000 spending money - during the last three weeks of September. "I feel like If J went now," he explained of her decision to wait, "I would be going at my own ri k, because of all the stuff going on in the Far East. I plan on things quieting down over th summer. so I can go and not have to worry if I'm going to make it back." Among the countries she'll visit are France, England. Germany, Switzerland, Japan, Holland and ustralla. She is most excited about going to Switzerland becau e she loves to ski and ha heard many interesting thing · about the country. Although she's had time to reflect on her good fortun . Crawford . a buslnes~ management major - till has trouble realizing It's really happened. "I'm dumbfounded " she confessed. "I ·till can:t believe I'm actually going. Only my frie~~s realize I've actually won. Activity hour-~_:_:.------- m activity hour i a good Activities/ motes extracurricular student p. .t nit for faculty to get rom page 1 opor u Y .. Y·Friday. Hence, at involvement afo~~atd~~sr~ together and meet. Of~e_s there is a short- groups of1cf~cit emeet ... There Bill Serpe, chair of the St~ott"' 11srooms and a lim- wise wou . . sons for stu- dent Organizations Coun~il, 11..: .. er of courses in the af. are academic I e~ on the hour felt that if the current a~.tiv- .. "UOII. dents who depen k outside of ity hour were changed,_ We ~ to do %rou?, swai~ Ramsdell. would see a major de~~ of Uy there aren't any class time, . . hour clubs and general activ1t1es. dU over the activity B t the activity t Th's is a commuter campus e.ere~ma but there are, doe~n•t _just P:ohmootteh:;u~~~- alr~ady. There woul~. be no ~~.•~,}egltlmate reasons interaction wit "shared other reason to come. ~ "'lfl some sort of ac- t ·t promotes a Pat R~rt~." according to den s, i t " accord- According to ·aldnre~tn~;eu:~ .._, ·~IISQell PSGA . governance adspllec' ;There are decision wou "Ill. ' pres1- ing to Rams e . tattves on any tu the Spring of 19 7 . '"l1te student repr?sen nd the 1 feet un activity hour pro- faculty committees a $2.00 off a 16-inch ·ua! Fresh, hot, gr t t ng pizufrom DO o·s PIZZA . Made to Ofdef and delivered in 30 minute guarantNCI or you get $3.00 off your Ofdef. AndonThursday,get$2.00 off any t&-lnch chee piz:u w th 2 or more toppings. Just aSk tor Thursday's spec I. Ava I ble all day this Thursday ••• only from Domino's Pizza. I 0-,,r/J,_1 J4tJ Call us: 654-5070 2136W ngton Kenoaha DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS FREE. 6 Thursday, January 23,1986 O~~!:.,~"~B~,~,~~~!!!.e!m:.~!~.~~i~~aWSUit Feature Editor air interview. "He never real- that. It Ktnt?' ly took issue with any of our Ozzy Osbourne, for some Last October, to-year-old points," said Palec, "he sort time now, has gotten ~ bad John~cCollum comm~d of danced around them. I rap. Known for his btearre _ suicide with his father's .22- slated that there Md -to be publicity 'habits "Ofthe ,Past caliber handgun. The father other reasons for the kid's and not for his genumely has since prompted a lawsuit suicide, and his father basl- great niusical and songwrItagainst Ozzy Osbourne and cally told me that he didn't ing abilities, ma.ny people CBS Records, stating that his know. tend to dismiss hIS work as dead son was found with "Certain parents are look- . insignificant, especiallY ~f headphones on, listening to ing for other people to do they have never listened to ~t Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard their jobs for them. If a par- seriously. All of Osbourne s of Oz." ent has a sincere interest in songs deal with positive The song in question is what their kids are interested things (peace, love, brot~erlOSulcldeSolution, II a song the in, then they'll know whether hood) and rebel only agamst father refers to as a death it's right for them or not. that which is negative (war, lullaby, when actually it is "Now I don't mean they etc.). To state that his music about the late Bon Scott, for- should have a dictatorial in- drove a teenager to suicide is mer AC/DC lead singer who terest, but they certainly simply ludicrous. literally drank himself to should have a knowledge of death. If anything, "Suicide what their kids like and dis- Nevertheless, Osbourne and Solution" Is a song that ljke. I think this suicide inci- CBS records have been frowns upon suicidal alcohol- dent is a good example. The named in a suit and are to go ism. father was just npt aware. I on trial; a trial that the plain- Steve Palec, morning DJ asked him if he had to do it tiff's attorney has stated will and Milwaukee radio station all over again, would he keep expose the ugliness of rock WQFM recently spoke with his kid from listening to all music once and for all. We've heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most intetltgent statement. She is quoted by var- . ious press reports as saYing "It's a good thing this kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed himseU long ago,' ~Woody Allen '8 film career intelligently studied by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor actor and playwright. Woody Allen is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight In screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did Interview Allen several times in preparation for his bOOK,it Is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's filmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. The book analyzeseach of' Allen's films. up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of Cairo." telling how each entry Into Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His FUms and Career," by Douglas Brode. It Is one of the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. Brode Is a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onondaga <::omn:wJPty_College In Syracuse, New York, host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an PARKSIDE UNION Pf/OENr5 SPR/NO BREA« .DAVTONA BEACH March 7-16,1916 1'l1li QC&UIIY'" ..a.1IDES • Round trip transporlalion by ullJa--modem molO4' c:oech. bdW'DOm equipped and aif conditioned. • s..en nightS ~ al.the 0CNntr0nt ~InnHotei,cent8loI~onll'lelrlp. • PWtned deCk P*tieS.~, actiYities. etc. almosl _. • ()ptioNI ~ available 10 Epcot C8nte1'. OilIMyWorid. p..-ty bc*s.1ueiIs. Me. • \IftNersiIy..cort ~. plus tullilM tr8'oW •_ .. I............. ~'Ifhll8inFlorida. 5I6III1JP_I\.T r_UIIION1JffICE' .. .,1-4.3e OK fOIl NOlIE IJIIFOIUlATION CALL 553-Z294 Dream Academy. Symphonic'JJav~d Gilmour.production by Gretchen QaYbart in j,Vh\chh~plays his'Ricke.!',' ~asy IJstening statIonS lilt packer ele~lric. ':.. . next. The album Itself Is ver1 , Nehru Jackets are back~ At. ,The tracks. do te.nd' to have unique until side ~ .. least Ihey are according ..'to ,. th'r Sl!~e. '.tempo •• ~hlCh .Is' "Bound To Be" cb!1II" II Nick Lalrd·Clowes. frontman greatly I\9tlced i11th.eliken"ss wlUi •a . Howard Jones· .... o~.,!!te English band. The at' "MoVillg' On'~ .';ind":rbe a'ijdgull8r spurts \lIat ..... Dream Academy, who sparta Love.. PllI:'!-de," Th,eil: flliIt like :they came fro~ a .... such a,jacket on the cover of, 'single .oft'the album' "Life In 70'~'televislon sboWs u.eme thel~ first album "The, Dream ,'a:' .l':lorthern Town,'" 'haS'an song. . ,Aca~my" on Warner. Bros.' 'lntto.bearln,g resemb~ce·tQ '. ," • Records. - ' " the Beac); Boys~~lasslc .'. The' Dream AcademY are The David Gilm~ur-pfuduc. :'CaIlfornla Girls," Th.e so.ng.' coinblnlition of orCh~~ ed album can 'I be termed pOp" ci'o5ses bOrders though"lri sti-tirn'entals and son ~ by any means. With the Inclu- ,thai 11 can be heard on'him! .. fornllng ..",·lhorougblY""'· sion of instruments' -such as -rock statio'h's one" initnitiEfa:l'nd able· sound. Ihe cello and timpani, It could ....., , ., ,.. " De described as refreshingly symphonic. The union .of Clo- . we.. along with Gilbert .. Gabriel's keyboards and Kate SI. Oboe's flOWingvoice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~ique in every sense. Along WIth prOducing, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M.'s Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party." the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes QbjectIve crttlcal statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning "Annie Hall," which many regard as Allen's masterpie- 'ce.-BrDae dIsagrees, stating during a recent phone Interview: . "I think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful Is because it resembled a lot the relationships among the future yup.pies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the flim,., It's usually because the film tic and the realistic withIII< mirrored a relationshIp they style and grace that befitsa were having at the time," filmmaker whose outputIa Brode believes that Allen's among the most Improaalve next film, "Manhattan," was filmographies In screenllJslo. the realization of what the ry .: filmmaker was trying to ac- "Woody Allen, His FI1ma compUsh with" Annie Hall." and Career" Is an Important Two films that Brode espe- book on a' very Important dally has disdain for are "In· cinema ..figure. The author teriors" (In which Allen did should be commended tor not appear) and "Stardust being more than just casuall1 Memories. t, Brode stated that Impresstontstic with state. he could perhaps forgive .'Tn- ments on each film andaJ1ow. teriors" for 'being- a -generallY'. , . Ing for -depth of discussion. unsuccessful attempt to emu, Brode said that If the boat late Bergeman, but feels that Is successful, he plans to lifo "Stardust. Memories" was date It every few yearsa ": ..a direct rip-off of 'Fellnl's Ailen' produces more IiImI. '8%.' t. stating, "After 'Purple a.. Brode pointed to.All~n's lat- of Cairo,' I'm really excltol est, "The Purple Rose of to "see just what he'll do Cairo," asthe culmination of next." nrs work, blending the, roman- Letter·------..........:....-~---- Letter from page 2- sure ,Ralph Abagian and all ofthe stUdents of the Supersec~ tion that we worked hard arid, professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on In the Supersection, ~me of It by Ralph Ab:f: .. himself, who - I'm su tilt would confess . beforewrit. course, could not haV~ttr" ten nearly as good a ~e1II JaJl the one that appeare week's Ranger, AIaJI Sb...... EnglisbDe~ by Jim eibaur Feature Editor Last October, 19-year-old John cCollum commit ed suicide with his father's .22 caliber handgun. The father has since prompted a lawsuit against Ozzy Osbourne and CB Records, stating that his dead son was found with h adphones on, listening to Osbourne's CBS LP "Blizzard of Oz." The song In question is "Sui lde Solution," a song the father refers to as a death lullaby, when actually it is about the late Bon Scott, former AC/DC lead singer who literally drank himself to death. If anything, "Suicide Solution·' is a song that frowns upon uicidal alcohol! m. Steve Patee. morning DJ and Milwaukee radio station WQFM recently spoke with Book review McCollum 's father In an onair interview. "He never really took issue with any of our points," said Palec, "he sort of danced around them. I stated that there -had - to be other reasons for the kid's suicide, and his father basically told me that he didn't know. "Certain parents are lookIng for other people to do their jobs for them. If a parent has a sincere interest in what their kids are interested in. then they'll know whether it's right for them or not. "Now I don't mean they should have a dictatorial interest, but they certainly should have a knowledge of what their kids like and dislike. I think this suicide incident is a good example. The father was just n.pt aware. I asked him if he had to do it all over again, would he keep his kid from listening to all music. He couldn't answer that." Ozzy Osbourne, for some time now' has gotten a bad rap. Known for his bizarre publicity nabits uf the paSt and not for his genuine~y great musical and songwnting abilities, many people tend to dismiss his work as insignificant, especially if they have never listened to !t seriously. All of Osboui:n~ s songs deal with positive things {peace, love, bro~erhood) and rebel only against that which is negative (war, etc.). To state that his music drove a teenager to suicide is simply ludicrous. Nevertheless, Osbourne and CBS records have been named in a suit and are to go on trial; a trial that the plaintiff's attorney has stated will expose the ugliness of rock music once and for all. We've lawsuit heard THAT before! Perhaps it is Ozzy Osbourne's wife who came up with the most ~ntelligent statement. She is quoted by various press reports as saying "It's a good thing th1s kid wasn't reading Shakespeare He would have killed hlmseU long ago.' Woody Allen's film career intelligently studied by Jim 'elbaur Feature Editor Citadel Press has just published "Woody Allen, His Films and Career," by Douglas Brode. It ls one or the most impressive film books available by one of the best writers on the cinema. actor and playwright. Woody Allen Is, of course, the noted comedian and filmmaker whose work is by far the highlight in screen comedy for the past decade-and-ahalf. While Brode did interview Allen several times in preparation for his book, it is not a biography. Instead it delves Into facts of Woody Allen's fllmmaking talents from an objective critical standpoint. Brode ls a critic for the New York Post Standard, professor of cinema studies at Onon<l.a.ga Community College in Syracuse, New York. host of both television and radio shows on entertainment celebrities, as well as an The book analyzes each of Allen's films, up to 1984's "The Purple Rose of cairo," telling how each entry into PARKSIDE UNION ,,.avns $PR/NC BREA/I. •DAVTONA BEACH M•rch 7-16, 1986 naQUUIJl'i...-=uma • Roi,,,O lnp uansporta1,or, by ullfa.modem IIIOIOf co.ell. t.llW'OOffl equ,pped-•COlldobonecl . • s.-, n,ghts ~-Ille OcNl,ltonl ~ Inn ttoi.l. cen1a<of-on lhe lr ip • P\aMed dlCk parties, contest. ac1M1ies. ale a1mOG1 daily. • Opllanal.._ available.lO Epcol Cenle<, o..y-. pe,ty-. tu-.erc: -~-l!Voughoul.pluslul_.,.... ·----~-,nflonda. ........... ,_ ... _.... ... _ ..... ........ ., ............. _ ,._._ ______ .. ___ _ ....... ,... .............. ..,.. .................. . ............... ..,. --~ ,, ..... "" ........ """"' - ...... ~ ............. -~ .... .......,, ........... ..., --·---s.,..e•---~---~-------SIGN UP NOW AT PAIIKSIDE UNIONOfflCE LlffM:31 OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CAl.1553-1294 the comedian's filmography exhibits further insights into Allen's image and self. Brode does not paint a glowing picture of his subject with each analysis, but instead makes objective critical statements to explain why a film worked or did not. Perhaps the most startling comments in this book concern the Oscar-winning '"Annie Hall,'' which many regard as Allen's masterpiece. Brode disagrees, stating during a recent phone interview: "l think the reason 'Annie Hall' was so popular and successful is because it resemb• led a lot the relationships among the future yuppies in the audience. When someone tells you they liked the film, Dream Academv it's usually because the film mirrored a relationship they were having at the time." Brode believes that Allen's next film, "Manhattan," was the realization of what the filmmaker was trying to accomplish with "Annie Hall." Two films that Brode especially has disdain for are "Interiors" (in which Allen did not appear) and "Stardust Memories.'' Brode stated that he could perhaps forgive "Interiors" for being a generally unsuccessful attempt to emulate Bergeman, but feels that "Stardust Memories" was " ... a direct rip-off of Felini's '8½.' " Brode pointed to Allen's latest, "The Purple Rose of cairo," as the culmination of his work, blending the romantic and the realistic with the style and grace that befits a filmmaker whose output is among the most Impressive filmographies in screen histo. ry. "Woody Allen, His FUma and Career'' is an important book on a very important cinema figure. The author should be commended for being more than just casually impressionistic with state. ments on each film and aJlolr. ing for -depth of discussion. Brode said that if the boot is successful, he plans to up, date it every few years u Allen produces more ftlml, stating, "After 'Purple Role of Cairo,' I'm really excited to see just what he'll do next." Symphonic David Gilmour production by Gretchen Gayhart Nehru jackets are back! At least they are according to Nick Laird-Clowes, frontman of the English band The Dream Academy, who sports such a jacket on the cover of their first album "The Dream Academy" on Warner Bros. Records. The David Gilmour-produced album can't be termed pop by any means. With the incJu. sion of instruments such as the cello and timpani, it could be described as refreshingly symphonic. The unlon of Clowes along with Gilbert Gabriel's keyboards and Kate St. Oboe's flowing voice and forceful tenor saxophone is u~que in e'='ery sense. Along with producmg, Gilmour adds his guitar expertise and R.E.M. 's Peter Buck also contributes on "The Party,'' in which he plays his Rickenbacker electric. . The tracks do tend· to have the same tempo, which is greaUy noticed in the JikeneS$ of "Moving On" and "The Love Par.ade." Their fil"8t single off the album ''Life fn a Northern Town," has an intro bearing resemblance to the Beach Boys' classic "California Girls." The song crosses borders though, fn . Utat It can be heard on hard rock stations one minute· and easy listening staUons t11e next. The album itseU Is very unique until side two 1 "Bound To Be" chimes ID with a Howard Jones~ aJ)d guitar spurts that - like they came from a mld- 70's television show's thefflt ~ng. The Dream AcademY are; combination of orches~ .... strumentals and soft~ forming a tho!Ol.lghlY enjOJ' able sound. Letter'---____;~---- Letter / rom page 2 sure Ralph Abagian and all of the students of the Supersection that we worked hard and professionally to promote the interests of the students. And by no means did we entirely fail. A great deal of learning went on in the Supersection, some of tt by Ralph ,Aba~ himself, who · I'm sure uie would confess · before writ· course, could not haV~ter aJ ten nearly as good a le ia51 the one that appeared In week's Ranger. Alan Sh~ English Depa~ jJSSI! 'Two IlUc/IaIlan,a sweeper the Ranger soccer been named both first team Alland 1985 NAIA All_American. • a senior indusm. ajor and a nawcastJe, England, Ea3.43 grade poiiirwhile playing excepive soccer, guid- ... R.aDgersto a District H _p1onship and to the """ 5 finals. (The Rangers, "'" laSt year went to the na- 1III8lS lost by one goal this ,." 1D Sangamon State in IIeArea 5 championship.) 1!UdIaJUUl, co-captain of the IIIID, bas also been named to lie 1985 All Area 5 team and lie All_JofideaTsteam of the IIaIIDD&I Soccer Coaches As- IIda\IliIl of America. ~'s fellow team- IIiIe 1lIld co-captain, Mike Pd»eI't8ont a midfielder I was """80 honorable mention ~o of the goals were gamewmners. In addition to his sterling defensive play and strong team leadership, Buchanan scored two goals and had two a~sists. One goal was a game wmner. "Andy ha"s given four good seasons to Parkside soccer .. Coach Rick Kilps said. "I ~ pleased to have coached him for the past tw.n seasons. He gave us maturity and experience when we needed it. . "Mike came here as a jun. IOr college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.) Community College," Kilps said. "He was my first Parkside recruit. I could not have brought a better one.' Both players finished their successful careers this year and benefited from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that he liked "the tougher overall competition. Playing against some top competition made me a better player. Playing against teams from different areas and states was a great experience for me, as well as the trip to Nationals last year." Robertson has one year to go before he graduates and will serve as the assistant coach for the 1986 Ranger soccer team, Pg Rangers win two, lost one in tourney seniors named All-American 111 Richard Blay SpOrts Editor ---- Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 NAIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GPA. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. matches. Pdce"Js record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with' a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Twa wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earned a regular decision in hIS other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and lost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. 118 lb. Arthur Oemerath won one match and lost two. One of his losses was to an All-American from Northern Michigan by a score of 6-5. Demerath's record stands at 15-5for the season. 158 lb. Mike Mackovlch and 190 lb. Ken Arend lost all three of their matches. 142 lb. Gavan Langan was ill and had to forfeit all three of his matches. Coach Koch felt Langan's presence would have made the difference during the Northern )1ichigan University match, as well as the scores of the others. The Rangers traveled to "Ussouri today to compete in the Southwest .1i souri tate Invitational Friday and aturday. Ten tnvtsron I schools will be attending this prestlg- Jous tournament. Central Oklahoma, the _ AlA national charnpton, will also be competing. Coach Koch stated that. "It would be great if we could even place down there It wtll be a great experience for the team. Competing In this tournament is like competing in nationals but toughe r • Thursday. January 23, 1986 7 Buchanan stated he enjoyed the four yeara of eoU te socc r b us I had the opportunity to play for a mall SChool against 10m b schools It" sa fytn to have such great sue against the Division I schOO" When w e ptay ed th mall .schools we rarely lost Buchanan. who marrt and has one child. not only distinguish hi elf as a tud nt and athle but p3 \. pates in many campu a t1\1· U . He is busin 55 mana r of the Ranger and sen on the Board of stuoent ".. papers He has be n a mem .. t the Par de tud nt Go, mment Asoctatlon and th gregated Cnlv ty Allocat on Commit • t 0 important campus groups Both Buchanan and Ro rt . n were named to 1 All District Team. Rob rtson was voted the team 8 m t vejuable ptayer J k UaDA r RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNtS Unbelievable savtngsl $~50 OrMo~e Value For Only $6 • Care to dine 2 tor 1 atJ. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken?. . b ut a free Whopper from • HoW a 0 . Burger King? 30 R taurants and Bu'~inessesin the esKenosha and RaclOellrea - .. 'R ger Office (next to the Stop into the ~nbUYyour coupon book. Coffee ShOP)an eeds used to support ~tlPO~rkSide Athletic Teams ( 1985/86 ALL SPORTS SEASON PASS ONLY '5 UW-PARKSIDE Ranger Basketball Good for admission lO ell home athletic -u EXCEPTpost-_ tournaments/games. P- -- bI8S participation In the Ranger RallIe. PrinS_' 1et • '5CIO 3nI • B500 ~ 2nd • Collw TV __ • .,00 RefIle DrawIng Data: SaIuniaY. Feb. 15. , .. Thu -Two seniors named All-American bY Richard Blay sports Editor • ....., Buchanan. a sweeper .p,qwitb the Ranger soccer )1118 been named both A first team Alland 1985 NAIA ~ All-American. ~. a senior indusldll JIYliene major and a na,._ d. Newcastle, England, ma111ta1ned a 3.43 g~ade poin .-age while playing excep- 1 defensive soccer, guid- 111( tile Rangers to a District 14 cballlPionship and to the Area 5 ttnals. (The Rangers, lbO laSt year went to the na~. Jost by one goal th~s year to Sangamon State m Ille Area 5 championship.) BuchallB.ll, co-captain of the ldlll, baS also been named to !lie 19115 All Area 5 team and Ille All-Mideast Team of the Sallonal Soccer Coaches AslDdatlon of America. Bucba,ilan's fellow teammate and co-captain, Mike l',obertaon, a midfielder, was ued an honorable n:iention Wrestling Andy Buchanan selection on the 1985 AIA All-American Team. Robertson, a native of Big Rock, Ill., is also a senior, and majors in marketing, maintaining a 3.30 GP A. Besides being an exceptional defensive player, he scored four goals and had seven assists. ~o of the goals \'ere gamewmners. In addition to hi t rlin defensive play and trong team leader ·hlp, Buchanan scored two goals and had l •o a~sists. One goal was a g m winner. "Andy has given four oo seasons to P rksld :oc r." Coach Rick Kilps said. "I am pleased to have coach d him for the pat gave us maturity and · r. ence when we needed it. " like came here as junior college transfer from Waubonsee (Ill.! ommunltv College." Kilps said. "H w • my first Park ide recnut. I could not have brought a b tter one.' Both players finished th Ir successful careers th! year and benefit d from the Ranger soccer program. Robertson stated that h liked "the tougher o\·erall competition. Playing again t some top competition mad me a better player. Playing against teams from di!C ' r nt Rangers win two, lost one in tou1·ne TIie Ranger wrestlers com, eted In a triple dual match i Marquette, Mich. The three llller schools in the match 11We host Nothem Michigan lty, Ferris State Uni~• and Grand Valley ~.~day night the team - Ferris State 30-15, llldlost to Northern Michigan 18. On Saturday, the team ~ Grand Valley 29- t.eThe Ranger dual record for F season is 4-1. rious <lUr wrestlers were victol! la'A'" In all three of their ,,cues, t.o'la lb. Dan Hall defeated lion Wrestlers by regular deci\' aa ~. one by forfeit. This .-u's first meet of the tril lb. Jack Danner recorl} lle Pin and two technical matches. Price's record for the season is 16-3. Heavyweight Shawn Yde won his matches with a pin and two regular decisions. Yde's record is 16-5. Two wrestlers won two matches and lost one. 150 lb. Mark Dubey lost a regular decision. In his two victories, Dubey pinned one opponent and earne~ a regular decision in his other match. Dubey's record is 14-9 for the season. 177 lb. Carl Price won two major decisions and Jost regular decision. Price's record is 13-10. . RANGER DINING PLUS DISCOUNTS 1985/86 A technical fall occurs ~f wrestler leads his op~ the by 15 points . If llain; , match is stopped. \ r 8 record stands at 22- Unbelievable Savtngsl AL OT ~~t-Ted ~rice won reguions m all thre of his SPRING BREAK Ftlietp us sponsor your or·~Uderdale, Daytona VWest trip and you Qoforfree! s150 Or More Value For Only $6 • c ·are to dine 2 for 1 at J. Trumps? • Like a free dinner ~t Kentucky Fried Chicken? • How about a free Whopper_ from Burger King? d Businesses in the 30 Restaurahntasaan"d Racine EJrea . Kenos r Office (next to the Stop into the Rdng~y your coupon book. Coffee Shop) an eeds used to support ~tJ-~;..kslde Athletic Teams UW-PARKSI E Ranger Basketball - '500 - Color TV ffle Or: ng : Sa ASON PASS 0 5 7 8 Thursday, January 23,1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Loehr Asst. Sports Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Strltch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor In the first half, 63.8 percent for the game, as they outdistanced StrifCh M·62. Cornell Saddler, recovered from a leg injury, was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Paz'kside In scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double figures. The Ranger defense' held Stritch to only nine field goals in 2:1 attempts in the first half. while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkslde cooled off In the second hal , but stili outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson. Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler In double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively. Hender· son also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Strltch 45·30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of"'Sttttch led 1.11 scorers with 23 pomts .: Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor It may sound Uke a broken record. but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkside Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-2:1 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight, In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the Ilne 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall. Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-nlght from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Cornell Saddler with stx. Greg Cheatham of Ken· tucky state played the entire game and led all scorers with· 24 points, hitting: 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor in the .second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkslde fell to 12.5 on the season, while KSU tmproved to 3-13.. . , ;~·)::::i}l;:\):~\}';: phoLoby Jack- Forward Cornell Saddler sboots over the OIDtsl$ltI hands of two C~rdiJllil Stritcb -players, ° ". • ',',. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over_:wee~end'"' by K1m....rlle Kraulch Asst. News Editor The Parkslde women's basketball team Is at .500 in Its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51·47 and de- - featlng the Platteville PIoneers 85-75. The Lady Rangers· record now stands at 3·10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's loss to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," she said. Neither Parkslde nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Miller. • While the Oshkosh game Is "Ilke a fog"· to her, the Plattevtlle game sticks out in Mil·' Ier's mind because "every • .Jthing fell together" in her team's victory. . •'Our defense was the' best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, MUler thought her team was in for a long and tiring eve· nlng. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39·' 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to vtctory. The Rangers held Plat· teville scoreless for a seven minute. period In the second half and opened up a; 15.point lead which they· maintained. through the flnal moments of the game. _ Plattevllle was successful on 69 percent of Its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent in th.e second half due to .the Rangers' abUity 10 pUll down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkslde's . In- • Classified Ads Services Offered CUNICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight. atop smoking. improve study habits and test taklng, reduce stress and anxiety. call Randall Potter at 4.14- 652-2727 for more information or an appointment_ ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554· Of92. 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KIM: THE rain's pull1ng qUite a load. Lighten it. Crabs. ~1: WE have a passenger list for your train. Crabs. TO THE easy lovers. Thanks for the train ride. Crabs. DAVE MMMs'Ume to party, dude, in the new black room. Herbi JOHN, YOU'RE wonderful. Thanks, Jen. MM·MM, Good, MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass Is MM-MM good. CHRISTY, SI,JPER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrlmp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers I Murph. . . For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy H~T Tl!B rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your. house. Rub-A-Dub Hot Tub Rental 553-9095. s. ON VALENTINE'S day. let Cupid dazzle .your .sweet heart with his romantic antlcs. Warn Bam Singing Telegram. 553-9095. WANTED TO BUY: The philosoph text "A Concise Introduction to Phr losophy." 41h Edition by WH H 1~ verson. Contact Robb Luehr· at ~. 2295or 632-3368. • creased from under,,37' per·;' ,Mary'. Metcalf wiUI. 1'1 cent. to over 40 percent >inthe Kay Wolferstetter with second half. ~ ". . Leading ..., rebounder& .' Leajling sco.rers"for Parks!' MetcalL'wlth 12, Erillill de against Platte'vllle, wereo'tafsonwlth seven' and Su~le Bruglonl'wlth l!(hpoints, stetter with six. '~"': ""> SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V, AND LOTS OF DOOR PRIZES INCLUDING: PIZZAS X.C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & 50FT DRINKS, - Available For Purchase- * PIZZA" BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCOFIH d 8 Thursday, January 23, 1986 Basketball Rangers bury Crusaders by Robb Luehr A t. port Editor After losing to a 3-13 team last Saturday night, the Parkside Rangers needed somebody to wall on Monday night. Cardinal Stritch was the unfortunate victim. The Rangers shot 73 percent from the floor in the first hall, 63.8 percent for the game, a they outdi tanced tril h - 2. o ll addler, recovered from a leg injury. was a perfect nine for nine from the field and led Parkside in scoring with 21 points, one of four Rangers in double .figures. The Ranger defense · held Strltch to only nine field goals in 27 attempts in the first half, while the Rangers made 19 of 26 shots en route to a 42- 25 halftime lead. Parkside cooled off the second hal , u still outscored Stritch. Mike Henderson, Jay Rundles and Greg Nash joined Saddler in double figures in scoring with 12, 12 and 11 points, respectively, Henderson also dished out seven assists. The Rangers outrebounded Stritch 45-30, including 26-10 on the defensive boards. Mark Zukley had 10 rebounds for Parkside. Pete Loyta of "S Itch led au scorers with 23 points. Team falls to Kentucky State by Robb Lu hr A t. port Editor It may ound like a broken record, but once again, a lack of concentration and intensity on defense struck the Parkide Rangers as they lost a halftime lead and fell to Kentucky State 76-66 in an away game. The Rangers held a 31-27 lead at the half, partly due to KSU only hitting one out of four free throws, while Parkside hit five of eight. In the second half, however, free throws made the difference, as KSU went to the line 24 times, hitting 19, while the Rangers hit seven of 11. Overall, Parkside was called for 26 fouls, KSU 17. Five Rangers had four fouls each. The Rangers were led in scoring by Mark Zukley with 18 points, followed by Jay Rundles with 12 and Dennis Davis with 10. Davis had an uncharacteristic off-night from the floor, hitting just four of 16 shots. As a team, Parkside shot just 40 percent from the floor. Leading rebounders were Zukley with eight and Comell Saddler with six. Greg Cheatham of Kentucky State played the entire game and led all scorers with 24 points, hitting 11 of 15 field goals. KSU shot 75 percent from the floor 1n the second half, 58 percent for the game. Parkside fell to 12-5 on the season, while KSU improved to 3-13. Lady hoopsters beat Platteville over -weekend by Kimberlie Kranich As t. ew• Editor The Parkside women's basketball team 1s at .500 1n its last two contests, losing to the Oshkosh Titans 51-47 and defeating the Platteville Pioneers 815-75. The Lady Rangers' record now stands at 3-10. Head coach Wendy Miller would like to forget her team's los to Oshkosh. "We had no intensity level, a lack of defense and foul trouble," he said. either Parkside nor Oshkosh played well as a team, according to Mlller. While the Oshkosh game ls "like a fog" to her, the Platteville game sticks out 1n Miller's mind because "everything fell together" in her team's victory, "Our defense was the best we've played all year," said Miller. When the Pioneers hit their first four shots of the game, Miller thought her team was in for a long and tiring evening. Yet at halftime, the Rangers were only behind 39. 38. Defense with a capital "D" was Parkslde's key to victory. The Rangers held Plattevllle scoreless for a seven minute period in the second half and opened up a 15 point lead which they maintained through the final moments of the game. PlattevUle was successful on 69 percent of its field goal attempts in the first half, but only shot 35 percent In the second half due to the Rangers' ability to pull down key rebounds. As the Pioneers' field goal percentages went down in the second half, Parkside's in- Classified Ads Services Offered CLINICAL HYP ·o I : Loa!! weight. ■top •mokl.ng, Improve study habits and u-st la.king, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414- 652-2727 tor more Information or an appointment. ACCUR TE "D dependable typing for the student and professional. 5:,t. 0.92. PR111iG BREAK: on the beach at South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Walton Beach or Mustang Island/Port Aransas from only $89; and s.kllng at Steamboat or Vall from only $86! D luxe lod1,'ing. parties, goodle bags and more ... 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Herbi JOH.', \'OU'RE wonderluJ. Thanks, Jen. M.\l,l\lM · Good. MM-MM Good, Teddy Pendergrass ls MM-MM good. CHRISTY, Sl]PER Bowl Sunday at Red Lobster! 2 for 25 cents shrimp and oysters and $1.99 pitchers, Murph. ' For Sale, Rent, Wanted to Buy HOT TUB rental. Slam dunk your friends in a spa we deliver to your house. Rub. A-Dub Hot Tub Rentals 553-909:'>. ' 0 VALENTINE'S day, let Cupid dazzle your sweet heart with his romantic antics. Wam Bam Singing Telegram. 5:13-9095. WA 'TED TO BUY: The phllosoph text "A Concise lnlroducllon to Phr losophy," Uh Edition, by W.H. Hal: verson. Contact Robb Luehr at 553• 2295 or 632-3368. creased from under 37 percent to over 40 percent in the second half. Leading scorers for Parkside ·against Platteville were Susie Brugioni with 20 points, Mary Metcalf with 17 llf Kay Wolferstetter with lffllL Leading . rebounders waw Metcalf with 12, Erin Oaf tafson with seven and Wolltfl stetter with six. SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IN UNION SQUARE GIANT SCREEN T. V. ANDLOTSOFDOORPRQES INCLUDING: PIZZAS, X-C SKI PACKAGES, BOWLING PACKAGES, POPCORN & SOFT DRINKS. - Available For Purchase - * PIZZA * BEER * WINE * SOFT DRINKS * POPCORN Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 17, January 23, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes return Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The campus will be closed Monday, Jan. 20 in observance of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Budget cuts inflate tuition Calm before the ceremonies See the "Housing groundbreaking" story on Pa«*e 4 fc more pictures ana details. Bassis to leave Parkside Page 3 Eight wrestlers in tourney Physics student |oest to conference Thursday, January 16, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 15 Pitchers, Pitchers of beer and carafes of wine went on sale again in the Union and Recreation Center on Monday, Jan. 13. A compromise was reached between the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) and the administration, allowing the larger servings to be sold after 2 p.m. until close on regular working days. The pitchers and carafes will not be available prior to 2 p.m. and will not be sold at special student events, such as dances. Pitchers and carafes were eliminated as part of regular services to students about two years ago in order to better comply with the change in the legal drinking age to 19. All Pitchers seepage 10 System cuts is $447,600. S hutler said that amount will be eliminated from the 1985-86 and 1986-87 budgets. Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for administration and fiscal affairs, said Parkside must cut $74,000 from its $13.44 m illion budget for 1985- 86 by June 30. $51,000 w ill be used to satisfy the Governor's revenue shortfall and $23,000 must go toward Parkside's share of the six percent state employee pay plan, said Goetz. In addition, Parkside must make $373,600 in base reallocations in 1986-87 budget. The Administration plans to eliminate eight full-time faculty and staff positions through attrition (not filling vacancies caused by resignations or reKing 9s dream the 80 9s, says by Jenny Carr "If I am stopped, this movement will not stop because God is with the movement." These words were prophetically spoken in the 1960's by Martin Luther King, Jr. while he was struggling to gain equality for all people. King's efforts have not been forgotten and were remembered by a celebration sponsored by the Black Student Organization held Wednesday in Union Square. The keynote speaker, Dr. Patricia Stephens-Rogers, principal at Dr. Jones School in Racine, highlighted Dr. King's efforts and emphasized the importance of his struggle. Dr. Stephens-Rogers noted that during the 1970's the country seemed to have tirements) to help offset the total reallocation. "What many people don't understand is this has to be a base reallocation out of our budget - possibly forever. That is why we can't use new project money. We have to use continuing funds. If we were to let go of new program funds this year, what would we do next year?" said Shutler. Shu tier said the University Budget Committee, department chairpersons, the University Committee, Academic' Staff Committee and the administration are all working together to determine what cuts can be made. "We've made no final decisions on anything yet. We're Budget see page 2 can live in speaker an apathetic demeanor toward Dr. King's struggle for equality, but in the 1980's the young people seem to have displayed a more caring, involved interest in the fight for equality that gives the movement new hope. She feels that it is possible for the young people of today to recapture the fervor of the 1960's and use it to move in the right direction in order to live King's dream. Others included in the program were Chancellor Elizabeth Shutler, who gave a welcoming address, Essie Bennet, who gave a dramatic reading and Sandra Williams, who gave an interpretive dance. The moderator of the program was Jacqueline Cotton of the Black Student Organization. Carafes and pitchers returned to the Union after a twoyear Stay in oblivion. photo by Jack Borahuetter by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Tuition will increase five percent yearly at Parkside and at all UW-System campuses in the fall 1986 semester. At Parkside tuition will increase by about $70 per year for an undergraduate resident. The Board of Regents approved the increase on Friday, Jan. 10, as an attempt to lessen the UW-System share of the state budget deficit. Parkside Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said it is unclear at this time how the tuition increase will be used to reduce shortfall. Joanna Richard, United Council president, said, "I don't like any kind of tuition increase...it's a bad situation overall. The System did try hard to make the tuition increase the last alternative." Richard said UC is working toward a state policy to keep tuition at a set level. Currently students pay 32 percent of instructional costs, which Richard feels is "eliminating students" from obtaining educations and making the UWSystem 'more like private institutions.' " Gov. Anthony Earl ordered the UW-System to cut a total of $27.4 million in response to the estimated state revenue decline of $53 million. Parkside's share of the UWcarafes return 2 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Letter to the Editor Grading the graders To the Editor, The English 100 Supersection class was specifically designed to give students a better understanding of the rigors of college writing. The class involved bunching a number of students together in one class for 50 minutes and giving them a crash course in English. The class also gave students the opportunity to become better acquainted with other students. To my understanding, this particular English 100 class was the first attempt at bunching students together to learn. I hope it is also the last. The concept of the Supersection class gets an extremely high rating; unfortunately, the final result is nothing short of complete failure. Frankly, I'm appalled, shocked and very angry. I'm appalled at the flagrant lack of professionalism displayed by some of the teachers and tutors involved with this class. It seems odd that some teachers don't care if their students don't learn or attend class; I can understand it, but I don't like it. But when students want to learn and willingly attend class, only to receive subpar education and unfair treatment, something is extremely out of sync. I'm shocked that grown men and women must resort to childish behavior to get their ways. It proves that their developments have been arrested. It also proves that, instead of teaching the class the way it should have been taught, teachers subjected students to bipartisan treatment. To me, the personal antics between teacher and tutor during class showed what little respect they had for students. No matter what the problem was, whether it involved students directly or indirectly, in nonetheless impeded students from receiving a fair and proper education. That's what I thought it was all about. I'm extremely angry because these so-called professionals are, in fact, standing in the middle of the students' road to success, and these teachers and future teachers are not making the road any easier. It's like deciding to live on God's green earth or Hell's creation. But, in any case, I hope the faculty realizes that it holds the tiny bits of information students need to gain momentum along that perpetual road to success. To be brief, students' futures rest on teachers' maintaining a professional attitude coupled with a certain amount of integrity. Students cannot allow anything to jeopardize their goals in life, not even themselves. Listen up, teachers! There will be other students who will walk these same halls and try, like myself, to attain a certain amount of social standing by achieving their degrees. We students attend classes to achieve our desrted goals. We students study to excel. We students work hard to earn what few dollars we can to pay for rising taxes which pay for teachers' salaries. In essence, students go to school to survive, and all a student can ask for is fair and just treatment from his or her superiors. It's that simple. Letter see page 10 The men's basketball home game against Cardinal Stritch will be held Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. as scheduled. (Main Campus will be closed.) *00 C% J* Jennie Tunkieicz... Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy .Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan ...Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager M . v <=- / .QC , V i Letter to the Editor Why do you want to be a nurse? To the editor, Nursing students, your answer may not hold up through your graduation. Thad Scropos was asked that question two and a half years ago by Ann Boyle. She thought his answer good enough then to enroll him in the program. Now with a "B" average he's being dropped from the program because of one teacher's subjective analysis. "If they can do it to him they can do it to anyone!" one of his classmates said. "He was treated unfairly. He should have been evaluated weekly," was the statement made by Gateway's Nursing Advisor. June Grommes, the program coordinator, sat with Lee Somogi in her office on Wednesday Dec. 11, and gave Scropos the news that he'd been given a "D" in the course in which his objective grade was "B-Plus" and was being dropped from the program. Subsequently, June asked him again, "Why do you want to be a nurse?" She tried to convince him that he couldn't receive a copy of his own evaluation. Her personal animosity was revealed when she told him he had body odor. Four hours later, Attorney Doris L. Vaudreuil of Kenosha told him that indeed, he did not smell offensive. Thad's test grades in that class were "B-Plus" and never once was his performance at the clinical site called into question. Do you have a good reason for wanting to be a nurse? Will the staff at Parkside feel the same way? Will the staff give this student redress, or must he lose three years' work because he had a personality conflict with one evaluator? Cuts reduce summer session Name Withheld Budget from page 1 trying to talk to everybody. But you can't cut budgets with out hurting somebody," said Shutler. The following changes will be enacted as soon as possible as part of the budget reduction plan: Instruction Summer school session offerings will be reduced 15 to 25 percent (will take effect for summer 1986). - Non-tenure track teaching staff hired to conduct special basic skills courses will STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathleen Trentadue, Laureen Wawro. be cut back by 50 to 70 percent. - The hiring of staff to assist entering students comply with stricter admissions standards will be deleted. - Each instructional position becoming vacant by retirement or resignation will be reviewed as a potential for contributing to the retrenchment requirement by being eliminated or being filled with junior tenure track or non-tenure track (adjunct) faculty. Vacant couselor/admissions staff position will not be filled. Two vacated positions in the chancellor's office (executive assistant and affirmative action officer) will be merged. An offset press operator position and an account specialist position will be deleted. Central Receiving and Mail and Package Eeceiving will be merged at the same location, providing a 50 percent Budget see page 8 are solel y respstudents at UW -Parkside an d they published every Thursday durina'^he V,°r V °-Md contenL Ranger is breaks and holidays. 9 academic year except during uerl2y C°o7w^n^.p^S/Cr/d ^ eSSed to: P^kside Ranger, U niphone <UV 55 3-2298 or (W) 553-2287 *°°0 ' Kt ' n ° sha WI SW- Tclc ' Adv ""s, " a fama^rJcSSt£tterS containi»<> and dc Times' lS Printed by thc Raci™ Journal Member of the associareo coueciaie pross 0J 9 00. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 3 News Briefs Graduates find improved market Graduating college seniors may encounter a somewhat more friendly job market than last year's crop did. According to a national survey conducted at Michigan State University, and printed in National On-Campus Reports, employers expect to hire 1.4% more bachelor's degree candidates in 1986 at starting salaries 1.8% higher than in 1985. The study also found that employment demands for minorities are expected to increase 6.4% and the demand for women should increase 4.7%. The average starting salary for an individual with a bachelor's degree was $21, 601; a person with a master's degree started at $26,010; and someone who earned a doctorate started at $30,011. The fields of electrical, mechanical and industrial engineering, and computer science had the highest demand for employees, and the highest starting salary. Rabies incidence on the decline The chances of Fluffy and Fido contracting rabies have decreased in recent years, but the disease can still be transmitted to pets by wild animals. The New York Times reported early this month that, according to the Federal Health Office, the incidence of rabies in domesticated animals has declined, but the disease will probably never be eliminated because of wild foxes, skunks and racoons, who carry the disease and infect pets. The Health Office also recommends a three-year rabies vaccine instead of the yearly one required by many local governments, believing that it protects animals against the disease more efficiently. Otte approves of "Bud Song" State Senator Carl Otte (D-Sheyboygan) wants the "Bud Song" to remain a fixture of life at Madison despite the fact that it alludes to alcohol. The Milwaukee Sentinel reported Otte as saying the song "brought national attention to Madison, and does not promote beer drinking." He also said the UW marching band and its director should be left alone and allowed to play the song. Two weeks ago, the article continued, Madison Dean of Students Paul Ginsberg said the university may need to ban the song and take other steps to discourage student drinking of alcoholic beverages. Survey reveals pay inequity State employees working in female-dominated jobs need a 16% pay raise to achieve economic eqality, accoding to the results of a state study released last month. The results of the study, featured in the Wisconsin State Journal, were compiled after the a broad-scale survey was taken among the state's workforce. They recommend a pay increase from 10% for a nursing consultant to 18% for a typist. An hourly increase of $1.19 or $11.46 (with fringe benefits) was also advocated. Dennis Dresange, Chairman of Gov. Earl's Task Force on Comparable Worth told the State Journal that implementation of the study's recom- • mendations would cost $18 million per year in tax revenue. Committee organizes Snofest Feb. 10-14 has been named the week of the 1986 Winter Carnival, SNOFEST, and the activities for the week are falling into place, according to Winter Canival Committee Co-Chair Bill Serpe. Each day of the week-long celebration will have its own theme. "The reason for this is rather like a take-off on the theme park idea," Serpe said. "By giving each day a different name people will be encouraged to get involved in the events with appropriate attire and attitude." February 10 will be Mardi Gras Monday, with two parades and a dance. The first parade will be held at 1 p.m., and it will start at the Union and conclude in Main Place. Clubs will be entering floats Leaves Parkside in the parade, and the same floats will then be used in an evening costume parade, which will culminate with a dance in the Union. Sportin* Tuesday will feature the kick off of the volleyball tournament, which lasts until Friday. Also scheduled on that day is a tug of war, flag football, and a bowling tournament. Western Wednesday will have a coffeehouse in the Union Bazar at noon and 6 p.m. A passwords game, broomball and a prison lockup are also scheduled. Thursday's Big Adventure will coincide with the movie special of the week. A lip sync contest, campus wheel of fortune, a Pee Wee Herman look-alike contest and a Ranger basketball game will occur, in addition to a chocolate dessert contest during the noon hour in the cafeteria. Friday is slated to simulate a Carribean cruise. A hot tub will be in the Union Bazaar for people to use. Volleyball finals will take place, and a 9 p.m. dance will be held in the Union. All of the events that are scheduled are sponsored by the Winter Carnival committee in conjunction with student clubs and organizations. "All clubs wishing to compete in the events for cash prizes are encouraged to start organizing for what may be the biggest Winter Carnival yet," Serpe concluded. Bassis accepts new position by Bill Serpe Michael Bassis, interim assistant chancellor for educational services, is leaving Parkside to become vicepresident for academic affairs at Eastern Connecticut State University, a small school of 4,000 students in Willmantic, Conn. The new position is similar to the position of vice-chancellor at Parkside. He will be chief academic officer and said he views this change as a continuation of his interest in the future of higher education. "It's a nice career opportunity," Bassis said. "The challenge of helping an institution think through challenging issues confronting higher education is exciting." Bassis' move characterizes his long range plans. "I want to be part of an institution that wants to do important things in higher education," he said. "I'd like to play a leading role in that." Bassis has found his time at Parkside to be rewarding. "It has given me an opportunity to do a lot of different things," he noted. "I've learned a lot in the process, and one of my biggest regrets will be leaving a lot of people I've become very fond of." According to Carol Cashen, director of Educational Program Support, Bassis has helped usher in some important changes on campus. "The most important change Michael has made is in the accessibility of his office. He has been very visible and easy to get to, and that's necessary for that position to Singers sought University Chorale is currently open to all Parkside students and faculty. The group meets Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at noon' in Comm. Arts D118. To join, simply come to a rehearsal during the first two weeks of class, or make an appointment with Professor Robert Campbell, 553-2438 or 553- 2581. Singing is fun! The Swing Choir is another be successful." Bassis, Cashen continued, has been instrumental in implementing the new Advising Center and has worked one developing a university-wide assessment program. The program surveys incoming freshmen and then conducts a follow-up survey on the same students during their college careers and again as they graduate. Other projects Bassis has been involved with include the task force on student retention, the coordinating council on general education and the freshman/sophomore task force. Parkside's future, according to Bassis, is a bright one. "These are troubled times for higher educational in general," he concluded. "I think Parkside has some very important assets that ought to serve it well, the most important being it's got a lot of energetic, creative professionals who work here." opportunity for students to utilize their vocal talent. An organizational meeting for students interested in the Swing Choir, which is devoted to vocal Jazz and Pop arrangements, will be held on Friday, Jan. 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm. Arts D118. Don't worry about time conflicts, just come to the meeting if you are interested in the group, or contact Professor Campbell. Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St., Racine. Bate UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question handme-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor 9:30 a.m. Sorvfco* S Sunday School European TanSpa will give you a golden tan that will Look GOOD!! Feel GOOD!! All in 7 sessions or your money bacl We're running a SPECIAL Buy 6 at $30.00 and get ONE FREE Gift Certificates Available Open 7 days a week: Mon.-Sat. 9 am-8 pm Sun. 1-5 1661 Douglas .. .. 632-5574 Flatiron Mall 632-5574 Housing - Photos by Jack Bornhuetter Guskin returns for ceremonies by Kari Dixon News Editor New ground was broken, literally and figuratively, on Dec. 16 when about 80 members of the Parkside, Racine and Kenosha communities braved the cold and officially celebrated the construction of on-campus housing. Former Chancellor Alan Guskin, now President of Antioch University in Yellow Springs, Ohio, was the featured guest. He, along with Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler, Parkide Foundation President Alfred DeSimone and Parkside Student Goverment President Pat Ramsdell threw the first official shovels of dirt. State Representatives Scott Fergus (D-Kenosha) and Peter Barca (D-Kenosha). who took an active interest in the project, also threw shovels of dirt, as did other community leaders, Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling and Alumni Affairs Director Tom Krimmel. A brief program was held in the cafeteria after the ceremony, with individuals important to the project being introduced by Shutler and DeSimone. Guskin described the obstacles he encountered when he attempted to build housing on campus. PSGA President Pat Ramsdell concluded the program, unveiling an official photographic portrait of Guskin commissioned before he left. The portrait was done by an individual who features subjects in natural settings and will hang in Main Place. Breaking new ground Ground breaking ceremonies (photos from lower left to right clockwise). Guskin portrait unveiled; Guskin discusses Parkside's tel?flnJLv« 1torXi Pa . t Ramsdell, A1 DeSimone, Alan Guskin and activitfe" in ' Shirley Schmerling (in hat) enjoys the Restaurant Make The Dream Come True Your dream might be to take that special vacation or help pay for your education. Whatever your dream, it has to be earned. Red Lobster can make it happen for you. We pay higher than competitive salaries, provide free uniforms where applicable, and have a no tip splitting policy. Consider the following job opportunities with America's largest seafood dinnerhouse restaurant operation: • Waiters • Bartender • Night Cook • Waitresses Turn the dream into reality by visiting the Red Lobster Restaurant nearest you for an application: 5550 Durand Ave., Racine, Wl 53406. An Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer. We're Fresh. We're Friendly. We're First. Red Lobster® Russia trip scheduled Parkside history professor Oliver Hayward, a specialist in Russian history, will led his fourth UW Soviet Seminar tour to the U.S.S.R. this spring, from March 8-22. The itinerary for the study trip, open to the public, includes Leningrad, Moscow, and two cities in the Caucasus - Tblisi, capital of Soviet Georgia, and Baku, on the Caspian Sea, once the world's leading oil-producing area. Total cost of the trip is $1,850, and includes all air and ground transportation, all hotel accommodations (double occupancy), and all meals within the Soviet Union. Parkside alumni and community residents are welcome to join this tour, for which the only requirement is enrollment in a spring semester evening course titled "Soviet Seminar," which may be taken for three credits in international studies, history or social science, or may be audited (taken for no credit). Registration for the spring semester is during the first week of classes in Main Place. For further information and application forms contact Hayward at 553-2467 or 554-8468. FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha THE BANK FOR ALL KENOSHA DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank TYME 24-Hour Teller NORTH BRANCH SOUTH BRANCH BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Thursday, January 16, 1985 5 Updates lahoratnrv Cadaver purchase updates laboratory by Klmbcrlie Kranich Parkside received a cadaver this past November at the request of life science instructor Esther Will, to "help update our laboratories in line with other institutions," she said. The embalmed cadaver is a Caucasian male in his midsixties who died of cancer. According to Will, the body came from Madison and cost $550 (nonprofit) plus an additional $2,000 for a stainless steel storage container. The cadaver will be examined by students in Anatomy and Physiology 105 and 106 and by students in Functional Anatomy 200. Will said the cadaver will serve to "give students the experience of viewing lecture material and help to assess the students' mental attitude about handling human death." This is the second time a request for a cadaver has been made. The first attempt was 13 years ago when the anatomy lab was in its infancy. The idea of obtaining a cadaver came to Will after she had talked to college professors at various schools and found that Parkside's life science program needed to be updated. "Most universities had already been working with cadavers. It's not an innovative idea," said Will. After Will received support and approval from her colleagues Eoss Gundersen, Ed Wallen and the science division, she contacted the University of Wisconsin by letter and phone and requested a cadaver. Will started this process in spring of 1984 a nd over a year later, the cadaver was delivered to Parkside by Wayne Roohr, a Madison mortician. Will chose a male cadaver because "they (males) have less adipose tissue, making it easier to dissect, and of the ones he (Roohr) could give me, this one had the greatest longevity." This particular cadaver should last about five or six years. It is stored but not immersed in a 40 percent ethyl alcohol solution which must be replenished about every month. It is locked in a special room on campus and will not be on display. Will, along with fellow instuctor Randell McKee, has started dissecting some of the cadaver's muscles. With dissection being a delicate and time-consuming process, the cadaver won't be ready for "extensive use untill the fall of 1986," said Will. "Parkside will use its cadaver differently than other schools," said Will. "Students at other schools do the dissection, remove parts, and discard them until nothing is left. We (instructors) are going to prepare the cadaver and use it for demonstrations." After the cadaver has been studied to its full extent, it will be returned to Madison where it will most likely be cremated. If this cadaver proves to be a valuable learning tool, Will hopes and believes that Parkside will obtain another one after the original has been returned, to keep the lab updated. The attitude toward the cadaver is serious, Will said. "The cadaver is treated with respect. No one displays a cadual attitude toward it," said Will. Various professors granted spring sabbaticals Plauan ~ C ......... "*• CJ Eleven professors have been granted sabbaticals for all or portions of the 1986-87 academic year to pursue research in their respective fields of expertise. Receiving sabbaticals for the full academic year are life science professor Omar Am in, geography professor John Campbell, English and humanities professor Peter Hoff and communication professor Lee Thayer. Those receiving sabbatical leave for the fall, 1986, semester are psychology professor Guela Lowenberg and English professor Alan Shucard. Receiving sabbatical leave for the spring, 1987, semester are philosophy professor Wayne Johnson, economics professor Richard Keehn, Spanish professor Constantine Stathatos, English professor Carole Vopat and mathematics professor Kenneth Weston. Amin will spend the year teaching and studying on the island nation of Bahrain, just east of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf. Amin, a native of Egypt, will study epidemiology, parasitology and medical entomology in the environmental setting of the Persian Gulf states. He will also develop a course in tropical parasitology. Campbell will spend his sabbatical developing a new course on the applications of microcomputers to cartography (map-making), preparing computer mapping materials for a revised edition of a textbook and doing preliminary work on a new textbook. Hoff will be involved in the continuation of a study of the Impressionist movement in painting, music and literature during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Thayer will study critical issues of cognition and communication and the development of theories to better join the two fields. That will represent an extension of his earlier work on the topic. During the fall, 1986, semester Lowenberg will complete a study of cross-cultural comparison of perceptions of appropriate pay differentials, and Shucard will study the theory and practice of American poetry as well as complete a two-volume critical history of American poetry. During the spring, 1987, semester Johnson will study selected philosophical problems in the ontological foundation of ethics; and Keehn will study the banking crisis of late 1932 and early 1933, comparing bank failures of that period with current problems in the American financial sector. Also during that semester, Stathatos will study the "extremeses" in the plays of Gil Vicente, Vopat will complete the last two chapters of her novel-in-progress and Weston will study the application of verbal embeddings to mathematical model theory. SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN ARMY TO PAY BACK YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Week at the Park School closes for holiday Friday, Jan. 17 (bf)- Geology Colloquium titled "Conversation with the Soil" presented by UW-Madison professor Emeritus Dr. Francis Hole at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Hole will bring his fiddle and sing for his introduction. The colloquium is free and open to the public. Monday, Jan. 20. - The campus is closed for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Wednesday, Jan 22 - Seminar titled "How to Work With Your Accountant" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for registration details. Coffeehouse featuring Andy Polon will be held from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Jan. 23 - Breakfast/Seminar titled "Public Liability Under the Law" will be presented by Fred Wileman, J.D., of UW-Extension in Madison, at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext 2518 for reservation information. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema, as part of the Foreign Film Series. All seats are sold for the Thursday series. SPRINGBREAK Help us sponsor your Ft Lauderdale, Daytona or Key Wcsl trip and you go for free! (800) 368-2006 TOI.I. KKKK Paying back your college loan can be a long, uphill battle. But the Army's Loan Repayment Program makes it easy. Each year you serve as a soldier, the Army will reduce your college debt by 'A or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. So after serving just 3 years, your college loan will be completely paid off. You're eligible for this program with a National Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1,1975. And the loan can't be in default. And just because you've left college, don't think you'll stop learning in the Army. Our skill training offers a wealth of valuable high-tech, careeroriented skills. Call your local Army Recruiter to find out more. Your local Army Recruiter is located in Kenosha. Call 652-2072. ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE 6 Thursday, January 16, 1985 Geology Prof RANGER Shea compiles scientific studies Parkside geology professor James Shea has compiled and edited two books featuring selections of important geological research papers on continental drift and plate tectonics. Continental drift and plate tectonics concern the movement of the earth's continents. Volcanic eruptions and earthquakes are just two geological phenomena caused by continental movement. Shea's books, part of the 100-volume Benchmark Papers in Geology Series edited by Columbia University geology professor Rhodes W. Fairbridge, have just been published by Van Nortrand Reinhold Co. in New York. The books represent 10 years of research by Shea and feature selected papers by some of the most important geologists from 1867 to 1975. Geologists from around the world are represented. Shea contributed a major work to one of the volumes and wrote prefaces, introductions and editor's comments for both books. The first book is entitled "Continental Drift," and, as Shea notes in the preface, is designed to provide easy access to important papers that can serve as benchmarks to the historical growth of the continental drift theory up to about 1950. The second book is entitled "Plate Tectonics," the modern phrase for continental drift, and traces the research up to 1975. For the first volume, Shea contributed a comprehensive, documented chronology listing the important discoveries and theories on continental drift from 1749 to 1975, and publications in which to find more information about them. It is the only such listing structured in chronological order, giving a special historical insight into the material. That information is crosslisted by subject in the book's index, making the book especially valuable to geological researchers and students, who need quick access to material. Shea, who joined Parkside in 1969, also is editor of the "Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for educators throughout the world and which last year celebrated its 10th year at Parkside. yr University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Search Names sent to Lyall by Klmberlie Kranich The search for a chancellor for Parkside continued over winter break as five candidates' names were sent to acting UW-System president Katharine Lyall, and a Board of Regents sub-committee. According to Robert Canary, chairman of the Parkside Chancellor Search and Screen Commitee (CSSC), representatives of the committee talked with Lyall about the candidates in terms of "what we saw as various strengths and weaknesses of the candidates." According to Canary, Lyall and Kenneth Shaw, incoming UW-System president, then looked over the list of five and talked with some of the candidates and people who know the candidates. Canary said the sub-committee of the Board of Regents will choose one of the five candidates to be named chancellor and will make that recommendation to the meeting of the full Board of Regents on Feb. 7. "The full Board of Regents will most likely accept the recommendation of the committee," said Canary. The chancellor selection process is confidential; therefore names of candidates will not be made available to the public. The name of the new chancellor will be announced by the Board of Regents if a decision is made at their Feb. 7 meeting. ...WOULD YOU CARE TO SPEAK TO THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE? ITEM 12: PASTOR GARFUNKEL > WOULD LIRE TO DISCUSS A CHANGE IN THE NAME OF THE VARSITY ATHLETIC TEAMS Sj CHEESES CRISIS, WE GO THROUGH^ THIS E VERY YEW! r-—— fc I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO CHAPLAIN GARFUNKEL THINKS HE IS THAT HE CAN COME HERE AND START MESSING WITH TRADITION/ % WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• AND GENERATIONS OF ATHLETES HAVE CARRIED IT ONTO THE FIELD OF COMPETITION WITH SPIRIT, r- ^ENTHUSIASM, AND PRIDE! J / SOMEHOW, 1 HAVE DIFFICULTY X I PICTURING THE SORT OF PERSON \ I WHO'D BE PROUD TO BE CALLED J \^A "CORINTHIA PICKANINNY.'^/ WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• fSSIS Club Events: PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), A marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting on Wednesday, Jan. 29, at 1:15 in Moln. 116. All members are required to attend and anyone inter- * ested in becoming a member is welcome. Geology Club Dr. Francis D. Hole, professor emeritus of Soil Science 1985/86 ALL SPORTS SEASON PASS UW-PARKSIDE ONLY *5 Ranger Basketball Good for admission to all home athletic events EXki P?8t-season tournaments/games. Pass enables participation in the Ranger Raffle. _ Prizes are: SttSLiv SMSSRaffle Drawing Date: Saturday, Feb. 15. 1986 and Geography at UW-Madison, and chairman of the Soil Survey Division of the Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey (State Soil Scientist) will present a colloquium on Friday, Jan. 17 in Greenquist 113 at l p.m. entitled "Conversation with the Soil." Dr. Hole initiated the bill in the Wisconsin Legislature which led to the declaration of the official state soil, the "Antigo Silt Loam." He has authored two books, including "Soils of Wisconsin" published by the University of Wisconsin Press for the State Survey. SSS Club The Sailing, Sailboarding and Ski Club is sponsoring a downhill ski outing on Tuesday, Jan. 21 at Wilmot Moun< tain. Anyone can sign up and pay for their lift ticket ($9 - cheap) at the Union Information Desk. For more info always check the SSS Club bulletin, located on the bulletin board at the top of the stairs at the north Union building entrance. Any questions? Hesitate to call Jay Foght at (home) 654-2575 or (work) 652-5434. Be there; it's the event of the Century - or at least the week. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 7 Jim Staeliano Student to present paper at conference «• v c? u /•. .« _ by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Most college students can only dream about presenting a paper at a professional conference. Based on that definition, Parkside's Jim Stagliano is not "most college students." Stagliano, 20, a senior physics major, will speak on his and Assistant Physics Professor Steve Luzader's research findings at a conference of the American Association of Physics Teachers being held in Atlanta Jan. 27-30. Stagliano's talk, which he'll give on the get-together's final day, pertains to a wavetank project he, Luzader and several other students have tested extensively during the fall semester and holiday break. "Last semester we were meeting every Wednesday and every second or third Saturday to do experiments to see if the equipment worked," Stagliano said in reference to the 40-foot tank designed to study the fision of soloton waves, which he described as "waves showing particle-like properties whose velocity is linerally proportional to their amplitudes." Since classes closed in December, he estimates he's been conducting experiments "just about every day the university's been open," often logging 12-hour school-andhome work days. Despite the stringent commitment demanded, the project fascinates Stagliano. "It's good experience," he admits, "learning how to do experiments. I'm planning on going on to graduate school, and challenges like this will help me in the future." Also sure to help his future is his conference appearance, a distinct rarity for an undergraduate. Excited and honored over being chosen, Stagliano is understandably uncertain about what to expect at the session. "I have no idea how large my audience will be, although I know I'll be talking about the experiments we've done over Christmas break. It really is an honor, and I'm looking forward to it," he said. Jim Stagliano photo by Jack Bornhuetter Art faculty featured in ongoing Gallery Show Works by five full-time art faculty and five adjunct art faculty that explore a broad range of artistic media and styles are on display in the Comm Arts Gallery through Thursday, Jan. 30. A free public reception for the show will be held in the gallery from 7 to 9 p.m. tonight, Jan. 16. Gallery hours for the spring semester are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Included in the show are: • Selected works of Dennis Bayuzick from his current series of dream-inspired drawings in mixed media (airbrushed acrylic, colored pencil, ink). Thematically, they deal with emotionally charged narrative motifs derived from the symbolism of both his sleeping and waking dreams, with special attention given to those images Starman • • PAB film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's first film presentation of the year is John Carpenter's "Starman," a sci-fi fantasy for the non-cerebral moviegoer. Jeff Bridges plays an alien from another planet, Karen Allen is the hapless midwestern lass whose dead husband Jeff comes down as, and the results are the usual super power shenanigans followed by an invevitable romance between the two leads. "Starman" isn't a bad movie; it is a harmless piece of fluff with no real depth, a few amusing little moments and some implausible (even for a fantasy) incidents. No big deal. that seem to tap the deep "archetypal" level of the subconscious psyche. Stylistically, his work continues to mine the formal strategies and devices of the surrealist aesthetic, focusing on dense juxtaposition, free association and contradictory space. • Paintings, watercolors, drawings and prints by Douglas DeVinny, including his most recent, which are largely autobiographical in nature. DeVinny's compelling "Lost Toy" series is composed of metaphoric images dealing with the passage of time - growing up or growing old. His newer works are based on a montage of memories of his childhood, with numerous references to time and change. • David Holmes' "Alchemic Emporium," a work that attempts to reunite art, science and mysticism. The Emporium is a hybrid medicine show, museum of the occult and working laboratory for the alchemist (Holmes) and his apprentices (the viewers). • Recent works by John Satre Murphy which explore both ornamentation and small sculptures. Each of these directions deals with the juxtaposition of the biomorphic and geometric shape. The materials range from cast paper to raised copper, aluminum, porcelain, and plexiglass. • Sculptures by Rollin Jansky, who likens his approach to his recent work in melded steel to the impovisations of the jazz musician. "I establish themes - interacting complementary forms; then proceed to develop variations on them...I find that the welded steel medium allows considerable flexibility with regard to the development and redevelopment of formal relationships. More and more I have been finding that the cutting torch functions much the same as the eraser can for the drafstman... opening up unforeseen possibilities in the improvisational process." In addition, a number of works by adjunct art faculty are on display, including paintings by Nancy Greenbaum, Louis Mogensen, Lisa Englander, and Jerrold Belland, and a cast paper assemblage by Elizabeth Sibley. 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DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS® .* FREE. 8 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Small Business programs set Cuts hurt Parkside's Small Business Development Center, directed by William Hughes, is offering these programs: "How to Work With Your Accountant," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 22, in Union Room 207. Fee is $25. The workshop is designed to help persons understand the accountant's role in business, improve relationships with accountants, have accountants serve as "trouble-shooters" and establish vendor-specification in the accounting field. "Business Feasibility Analysis," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 29 in Union Room 207. Fee is $20. To register for the programs, which will be taught by Robert Davidson, the Racine-Kenosha UW-Cooperative Extension business agent, call 553-2047. Budget from page 2 savings of a vacant stock position. Reduction of locksmith position to 50 percent. Two vacant library positions, one in public services and one in the archives, will be merged. MADE THE AMERICAN WAV WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT PARKSIDE DURING THE SPRING OF '81 AVAILABLE IN THE UNION MILLER HIGH LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARF Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 Some other ideas being explored for potential reductions include ceasing computerization of the library, elimination of the student activity period and shearing of course scheduling and possibly course offerings. Basic skills courses, such as Math 015 and 016 and English 100, will be closely examined as areas for potential cuts, said Shutler. "These changes are going to be hardest on the part-time students. Frankly, we're asking for more committment from students if they want a college education - you probably won't be able to pick up a degree at any time. But we don't want to erode quality. We want to continue offering good courses, but maybe fewer of them. This will also be hard on someone working full-time,"said Shutler. "Smart scheduling" will be a necessity for both students and departments, Shutler said. Courses that were offered at several different time slots and had only a few students may be rescheduled to only one time slot, she said. "But we have no intention of stuffing too many students in a class - there will just be fewer empty seats," said Shutler. Shutler encouraged students to seek advising as it becomes harder to take courses at their convenience and it may be necessary to plan four-year schedules. "I think we can make these changes without anyone's education being hurt, and that is the main concern," added Shutler. According to a Kenosha News article, Gov. Earl announced Friday at the Board of Regents meeting that UWSystem faculty members may also share in the budget cuts. However, Earl said he will try to avoid cutting the six percent salary hike (which was approved for all state employees) and the 15 percent salary catch-up measure approved by the Legislature in 1985. Goetz said cutting the catch-up pay scheduled for faculty and staff would be very harmful. "Catch-up represents a judgement made between the governor, the UW-System and the Legislature that (faculty) salaries are behind and not competitive (with other universities). Therefore this special program was designed to catch them up. It is a special commitment which is different from an annual pay plan. I would hate to see (catch-up funds) touched - it may be a once-in-a-lifetime thing," said Goetz. Ranger needs writers RANGER A Chorus Line • Poor adaptation Thursday, = January 16, 1985 9 by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor With "Gandhi," Richard Attenborough created a lavish film, grand in both style and content. With "A Chorus Line," his latest, he strives for similar grandiosity, only to fail with epic proportions. The problem with "A Chorus Line," the long-awaited and much-debated screen adaptation of Michael Bennet's sensational stage play, Richard Attenborough is that Attenborough's overindulgence, while lending scope to "Gandhi," adds only dead weight to this light tale Detailing, as it does, the hopes ahd horrors of hoofers auditioning for the new show of a relentlessly tough choreographer (Michael Douglas) "A Chorus Line" loses all' its charm in Attenborough's hands, becoming overblown rather than understated. This is especially destructive since the film seldom ventures from its main stage setting, where the seventeen hopefuls (Audrey Landers and Janet Jones among •them) dance and bare their souls, as well as tear their soles, for Douglas's Zach. This curious juxtaposition - Attenborough's frenetic attempts at creating space and movement and the movie's utter lack of it - does much to create a sense of claustrophobia, hardly an ideal feeling for a "backstage musical" to elicit. While the song-and-dance bits are primarily palatable, even they quickly become winded and tedious. "A Chorus Line" is one picture not worth a thousand words, but only two: It stinks. White Niehtx * * * Goodancing, terse plot by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dancers Gregory Hines and Mikhail Baryshnikov shine in Taylor Hackford's tense and insightful "White Nights." For all the hoopla surrounding such naive rubbish as "Rambo" and "Rocky IV," a true drama of political intrigue such as "White Nights" stands alone in its sub-genre as an expert blend of statements and showbiz hoofing. Interwoven throughout the plotline is a series of dance numbers performed by the two leads, making this otherwise very serious study a magical outing in the strongest Hollywood tradition. Baryshnikov is born to play the role of a Russian defector who is caught once again in his homeland after a series of unfortunate circumstances that force a flight he's on to land there. Hines extends beyond the wonderful acting he exhibited in Coppola's "Cotton Club" as the American defector hired to guard Baryshnikov, displaying strength and passion as a disgruntled black man who fled his country after being adBaryshnikov (1) monished once too often. The storyline is terse and not at all convoluted. The acting is especially good, and the dancing is perfectly wonderful. "White Nights" is one of This week in the history of rock and roll Til i C lirnAlr 5 m MAAL AM J T n n -« n nvn . and Hines the most impressive pictures of the year, making a statement while offering the viewer as much solid entertainment as any Hollywood product has a right to. This week in rock and roll history... Jan. 16, 1980 - Paul McCartney is busted in Tokyo for possession of pot and spends nine days in prison. Jan. 18, 1973 - Pink Floyd begin their first recording sessions for the classic LP "Dark Side of the Moon." Jan. 19, 1974 • Bob Dylan's Miami concert causes a traffic jam unequalled since Woodstock. Many fans leave cars unattended and walk the entire nine miles to the event. Jan. 19, 1976 - The Beatles are offered $30 million to play together again. The answer is no. Jan. 20, 1965 - Rock and roll father Alan Freed dies. Jan. 20, 1982 - Ozzy Osbourne is hospitalized with rabies after biting the head off a bat during a concert. Osbourne reportedly enters the hospital on four legs barking. Jan. 21, 1966 - George Harrison marries Patti Boyd. Jan. 21, 1974 • Bob Dylan is invited to supper at Governor Jimmy Carter's Atlanta home. Jan. 22, 1959 - Buddy Holly makes his final recordings in his New York City apartment. BIRTHDAYS Jan. 17 - Mick Taylor, 38 Jan. 19 - Phil Everly, 47 Jan. 20 - Paul Stanley, 34 Jan. 21 - Jim Neibaur, 28 Jan. 22 - Steve Perry, 33. •s P O R T E L A N| S 0 L D E R E A S I E R I 0 A D BE A R N S M E A N 1 s A P 1 D G E E L b S E T E E B R A D E R E C T E D L E A N S 0 0 D D\ E A N s 1 b R N| B R A N D E D 1 H R N • P R E S S |R O H A S S L A S H M A N A S P L O T S n P E S O P b R 1 O D E L A T E R A G E s S A T E S • NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION • LEAD LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR • SUPPORT LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. SPRINGBREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days ' n Lauderdale, Daytona or the Islands LUVJ^ <8»0) 368-2006 TOI.I. KRKK LAST 2 DAYS NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday. April 25. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. ^^^TOursda^_January 16,1985 Book review RANGER Curly bio more about the man than the image by hv Jim Neibaur WihunPiir-lv tVin t it. M Feature Editor The Three Stooges may not be the critical equivalent of Charles Chaplin or Laurel and Hardy, but they certainly have achieved phenomenal popularity on the strength of TV revivals of their near-200 Columbia comedies. Joan Howard Maurer, daughter of late stooge Moe Howard, has been writing on her father's comedy trio for some years now, her latest release being the story of her favorite uncle and favorite stooge, Curly. "Curly, An Illustrated Biography of the Superstooge," published by Citadel, is basically interesting from the viewpoint that Joan's home movies would be interesting. Joan has compiled several interviews with family members, doctors, etc., to give fans an insight into Pitchers — Pitchers from page 1 Parkside students, regardless of age, are allowed to use the facilities which include a bar, but they must be 19 to purchase alcoholic beverages. PUAB eliminated the use of pitchers, in part, in order to reduce the chances of students sharing alcoholic beverages with underage students. PUAB ar.L die administration agreed 'Mat by withholding pitcher d carafe sales until after J o.m., when the facilities are ^ess populated, bartenders and Union supervisors would be able to better Curly the man (or into Jerome Howard, as it were). And yet, although the book hit number one best seller status in Chicago (where the trio has always been hot stuff), its true worth is somewhat limited. While ample space is devoted to Curly's lifestyle (although nearly every interviewee's recollection is sketchy), there is virtually nothing about Curly the actor. How did this man prepare for a scene? How important was his off-screen contribution to the act? How did he develop his popular characterization? Such questions are unanswered in favor of many trivial details regarding marriages, quirks, drinking habits, eating habits, etc. During a recent phone interview, Joan talked briefly about Curly the actor: "He didn't just come into the act cold: he knew what the Stooges were all about. He would frequently go and see his brothers perform and he was watching closely and observing." And about her choosing to do a book on Curly, she staed, "I originally got the idea after completing my father's autobiography ("Moe Howard and the Three Stooges" Citadel-1977). Very little had been written on Curly at that time, so I picked up bits and pieces of material that finally resulted in this book." Among the book's strong points are its many rare photos, excellent artwork (by Joan's brother Paul and husband Norman Maurer, an artist and filmmaker), and an illustrated filmography. The fact that Michael Jackson wrote the fore ward (so Curly DID inspire the moonwalk!) also adds to its curiosity value. However, no workmates Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Moe Howard from the movie years are talked to (many are living, more when the book was being compiled), and nothing monitor patrons. The Union administration will review the progress of the added service during Spring break. Keith Harmann, PUAB member who initiated reinstating the service, said, "It's good for students because it allows them to socialize easily without having to run back and forth to get drinks - now they can buy a pitcher." Harmann, who is also a Union bartender, added, "I really feel the bartenders have sense enough not to sell pitchers or carafes to people who are already drunk or who might be sharing with minors. Our bartenders are of a high caliber and quality. I hope it (selling pitchers) is as successful as I thought it would be." There is no cost savings in purchasing a pitcher of beer compared to buying three 20 ounce beers. Pitchers cost $3. each (plus a $2 deposit), 20 ounce beers cost $1 each and there are three 20 ounce beers in a pitcher. PUAB felt the service would merely be a convenience to patrons. "Pitchers are not value priced," said Bill Niebuhr, Union director. "We do not want to encourage consumption and this way we are still in line with the guidelines established a few years ago by the Alcohol Policy Review Committee," he said. Jenny Price, dean of Student Life who helped develop the compromise, said, "I'm real pleased we seemed to find a compromise which provides a convenience to the students while still managing in terms of the law." is revealed about the one single aspect of Curly Howard that makes him popular: his comedy! Letter• Letter from page 2 I should also like to add that not all the teachers and tutors involved with the Supersection class behaved in the manner I described. On the contrary, the four or five who came to class and did their jobs have the satisfaction of knowing who they are, that they did the best job they could under adverse conditions and that some students recognized the contributions made by them and thank them for their help and patience. Ralph Abagian The Parkside Union HOURS UNION SQUARE REC CENTER SWEET SHOPPE DINING ROOM UNION SQUARE GRILL WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE MON FRI. -THURS. MON. -THURS. FRI. SAT. SUN. MON.-THURS. FRI. MON. MON. FRI. MON.-THURS. FRI. .-FRI. .-THURS. 10:30 AM-11 PM 10:30 AM-7 PM 8 AM-10PM 8 AM-12 AM 8:30 AM-12AM 9AM-10PM 10AM-3PM 10 AM-1.-30 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM 11 AM-2 PM/4:30 PM-7 PM 11 AM-2 PM 7:30 AM-8 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM RANGER Thursday, January 16, lass ll' Death of a teenage idol by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor On New Year's Eve, singer/ actor Ricky Nelson was killed in a plane crash. Best known as the youngest son from the "Ozzie and Harriet" TV series, as well as being a teen idol from the late fifties and early sixties, Nelson was actually a very important part of rock and roll's development. Along with The Beach Boys and The Four Seasons, Nelson was a major part of the "hangover period" in rock and roll, which linked the fifties Elvisto-Chuck-Berry sound and the yet-to-come British invasion that brought the Beatles and the Stones. Nelson was also the important white rock and roll missing link between the guts and bravado of Elvis and the teen idol pop of, say, Fabian or Frankie Avalon. Songs like "Hello, Mary Lou," "Poor Little Fool," "Travelin' Man" and the much later and still poignant "Garden Party" helped to epitomize an aspect Rick Nelson of popular music during" the rock era that is too often trivialized and thus dismissed as insignifcant. As it is. Nelson's contribution was meaningful enough to warrant missing this pretty-boy singer from an era that has long since passed us by. Former Who members release their latest solo albums Bob Dvlan by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Atlantic Records has released two solo LPs from former Who members Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend. The records are being reviewed here together to allow a comparison/contrast between the two former bandmates. For the uninitiated, Daltrey was the lead singer, Townshend the guitarist and chief songwriter of The Who - a group that influenced many others and left an indelible stamp on rock music since their first hits "I Can't Explain" and "My Generation." The Who later introduced the rock opera via "Tommy" and "Quadrophania," while their 1971 LP "Who's Next" is considered one of the all-time great rock records. Townshend also has enjoyed great solo success, but this latest effort, "White City," is somewhat of a letdown, despite the fact that it has delighted those who have clung to an emotional and strictly impressionistic summing up of the music. Most annoying are the disco cuts "Hiding Out" and (espeRetrospective LP released by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor To today's youth, Bob Dylan is simply an odd-looking guy who whined off-key at the USA For Africa "We Are the World" session. To those slightly older, he is the poet and prophet of a generation, a man both bold enough and gifted enough to articulate the people's thoughts for the people's ears. It is this latter, "real" Bob Dylan that Columbia Records celebrates on "Biograph," a five-record retrospective chronicling the best and most representative of Dylan's work - both live and in the studio, both released and unreleased. Among the 52 selections are, of course, the classics. Numbers like "Blowin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Stone" and especially "The Times They Are A-Changin' " retain power and poignance today - some 20 years after their release - as they once again speak to social concerns and changes. Also represented are protest songs - a subgenre developed and honed into high art by Dylan - and to which movements like USA For Africa and Band Aid owe their very existence. Whether he's bemoaning our skewed judicial system in the haunting "Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll," or lambasting the Pentagon in "Masters of War." Of greatest interest, however, are "Biograph's" lesser known tracks - those offering a glimpse of a slightly dif- "Biograph" also comes with extensive liner notes and Dylan's comments on each song, but even if it were packed in fishwrap, it would be an indispensable addition to any record collection. 20% OFF LICORICE Week off J an. 20-24 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri. daily.) "The Brilliant Blues," a song which belies its title on both counts. Passable is the song "Face the Face," which exhibits the energy found on too few of the LP's tracks. Furthermore, Townshend's choice to collaborte with exPink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour is a match that doesn't seem to gel. The full title of Townshend's LP is "White City -A Novel." This, along with the notes on the back cover, hints that the record is conceptual, but the music doesn't bear this out. Hmmmmm! On the other hand, Daltrey's LP "Under a Raging Moon" may be the best thing he's done alone thus far. This doesn't mean that it's better than the Townshend LP, but since Daltrey was never too impressive as a solo performer, even being as good as one of Townshend's less interesting achievements is saying something. Yet when looking these two records over carefully and analytically, one must step beyond the moment's impression and seriously ask himself just how long this music's going to last. That is really Pete Townshend the essential criteria on which to "rate" an album's true worth. The Who's music is still powerful and innovative fifteen to twenty years after its initial release. Are these two solo efforts going to be anything worth slapping on the turntable in even five years? Probably not! Verdict: two fair albums from two exceptional rockers; take 'em or leave 'em, no harm done either way. CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Pastime 6 African antelope 11 Unite securely 12 Simpler 14 Frog 15 Merits 17 Myself 18 Emmet 19 Savory 20 Command to horse 21 French article 22 Mediterranean vessel 23 Wire nail 24 Built 26 Inclines 27 Forest 28 College official 29 Strict 31 Stamped 34 Gull-like bird 35 Newspapers, collectively 36 Artificial language 37 Ethiopian title 38 Long, deep cut 39 Male 40 Equally 41 Conspiracies 42 Unit of Mexican currency 43 Punctuation mark 45 Click beetle 47 Wise persons 48 Surfeits DOWN 1 Earlier than 2 Real estate map 3 Unusual 4 Concerning 5 Handled 6 Uncanny 7 Alight 8 Beast of burden 9 Symbol for nickel 10 Degrade 11 Vapid 13 Musical instruments 16 Imitated 19 Surgical thread 20 Pre-eminent 22 Disdain 23 Legumes 25 Pitchers 26 Thong for a dog 28 Frocks 29 Strip of l eather 30 Plagues 31 Unruly child 32 Expunges 33 Giver of gift 35 Walks wearily 38 Wild plum 39 Apportion 41 Hog 42 Stroke 44 Sun god 46 Note of scale © 1985 United Feature Syndicate 12 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER ZZ Top 4 4Afterburner9 9 a hot release by Kristy Harrington They'll probably be the first band to go to the moon, yet ZZ Top is just the "little ole band from Texas" that can't stop rockin.' "Afterburner," on Warner's, is the longawaited follow up to "Eliminator," and it was well worth the wait. It is ZZ Top's fourth LP in their fifteen year career, and the group's sound improves amazingly as the years roll by. Their first hit single, "Sleeping Bag," which is a bit more technical than their previous work, is just a little taste of what the album sounds like. "Velcro Fly" resembles "Tube Snake Boogie," a single off their "El Loco" LP. "Can't Stop Rockin' " takes the listener back to the old days of rock when ZZ Top first rocketed up the charts. That Candy Apple Red *33 Ford is still blazing hot on ZZ Top's tail end, just as Billy Gibbons' voice still blazing up the Top Ten charts. Gibbons, Dusty Hill and Frank Beard are rare juvenilias in today's "artistic" world. By far, this is their best album yet. Following one of the most successful albums of the decade,' "Afterburner" contains a lot of brilliant new sounding ZZ top deserve their success rock. ZZ Top is going through "Stages," which also is a flash boisterous song off this newly released L.P. If one listens to the difference between "Afterburner" and "Eliminator," they'll know that ZZ Top is at its most successful stage right now. Teddv Pendererass Indulgent soup LP by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Teddy Pendergrass made a name for himself as a velvety-voiced sex symbol whose sultry songs of passion and lust set female hearts ablaze. Now, sadly, that velvet has become burlap-as he moans through the hyper-produced "Workin' It Back," his latest on Asylum. Beseiged by the overindulgence of no less than nine producers (he himself one of the culprits), Pendergrass sacrifices his provocatively distinctive voice for layers of overdubbed instruments and Holiday Inn cocktail lounge background vocals. The result, with one exception, is not merely embarrassing; it's deplorable. Only one selection, "Let Me Be Closer," which closes out Side 1, rises above this musical muck. Dripping with Teddy's own brand of sexual sugTeddy Pendergrass gestiveness, the song boasts lyrics like "The thought of your body has got me erect/ You do me, I'll do you til we're both soaked with sweat." In the hands of a less sensual artist, these words would be laughable. But imbued with his unique talents, it comes off flawlessly-qualifying the remainder of this selection as winceably bad. Review Stung by W.A.S.P. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor With their latest Capitol LP, "The Last Command," hard rockers W.A.S.P. have broadened their style. GAVE i&U I PUT TROUBLE. fj&<. IP' / 6ETR2WN 1 OHlUBflCOR... ) $ iSR > Noteworthy for their being admonished by Tipper Gore's self-righteous anti-rock brigade (mostly because of the group's widely banned single "Fuck Like a Beast"), W.A.S.P. has extended beyond the wild metal ravings that characterized their 1984 debut LP. "The Last Command" offers a richer sound on many of the tracks, blending the guitars with keyboards (though not to the point where electronics overpower musical instruments), and give the best tracks on the LP a fresher, more mainstream rock sound. The excitement remains, with the wild and uninhibited "Ballcrusher" being perhaps the most W.A.S.P.-ish cut on the record. However, "Wild Child" (not the old Doors song of the same name), "Blind in Texas," and the LP's title track all stand out for their less than grizzly approach. Not that the group is mellowing, but they do seem to be moving away from the stereotypical sound of earlyeighties metal that plagues the work of so many other heavy rockers. "The Last Command" is the second LP from W.A.S.P. and shows enough promise to trigger interest in what this band could accomplish with their subsequent recordings. If they continue to hone their sound, W.A.S.P. could eventually become one of the more important metal acts of the late eighties. RANGER Eight wrestlers place in Midwest Thursday, January 16, 1985 13 During the semester break, the Parkside wrestling team competed in a double dual match against Carthage and Harper Colleges and the Midwest Classic in Indianapolis. The Ranger grapplers made an impressive showing at the double dual meet. They beat Carthage 48-6 and Harper 33-15. Every wrestler won at least one match. The results: 118 pounds-Art Demarath pinned Carthage, pinned Harper. 134 pounds-Jack Danner won both by forfeit. 150 pounds-Mark Dubey won on forfeit to Carthage, pinned Harper. 158 pounds-Mark Mackovich defeated Carthage, d. Harper. 167 pounds-Ted Price pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. 177 p ounds-Carl Price won on forfeit to Carthage, lost to Harper. Heavyweight-Sean Yde pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. At the Midwest Classic tournament, Parkside finished sixth out of 11 teams with 79 points. Wright State of Dayton, Ohio, ranked seventh in NCAA Division II, won the meet with 124 points, followed closely by Ashland College, ranked fifth in NCAA II, with 120 points. Coach Jim Koch took eight wrestlers to the meet, and all eight placed in the top six in their respective weight classes, two of them reaching the finals. . At 150 pounds, Dubev Pinned his first two oppo nents but lost in the final Wright State*° SmUh At 190 pounds, Sean Yde won his first two matches by decision, but lost the final to hvo-time NCAA II champion Dave Maiorana, 4-3. In perhaps the most impressive performance in the meet, Parkside's Don VerBruggen lost his first match, then fought back with four straight pins to finish third in the heavyweight class. "Don's showing is probably the best comeback ever by a Parkside wrestler," said Koch. At 118 pounds, Demerath finished fifth, winning three matches and losing two. Gavin Langan at 142 pounds also finished fifth, winning two and losing two. Three wrestlers placed sixth in their weight classes. Mackovich won one match and lost three at 158 pounds, Ted Price won one match at 167 pounds, but injured his PARKSIDE UNION |Jl presents CwUII(u SRRIHC BREAK . mm A BEACH featuring the f amous INTERNATIONAL INN ru" Package With Transportation Quad Occupancy March 7-16,1986 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL INC. The largest in college tours to Florida for over 7 years. elbow and had to withdraw. Carl Price at 177 pounds was the other sixth place finisher. "We did fairly well despite a month layoff because of finals and break," said Koch. "I was particularly pleased with Dubey and Yde." The Rangers' next meet is a double dual with Northern Michigan and Ferris State (Mich.) at Marquette, Mich, on Friday. Both teams are in the top 20 of the NCAA II. They then take on Grand Valley State (Mich.) on Saturday. Mark Dubey YOUR TRIP INCLUDES: Seven nights accommodations at the well-known International, located right in the middle ot the strip at 313 S. Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. Totally renovated over the past two years, this oceanfront resort is certainly one ot the highest quality hotels located in the central strip area. The hotrl has all oceanview rooms, color TV. air conditioning, pool bar, gift shop, and one of the hottest pool decks on the strip. Round trip motor coach transportation via luxury highway coaches to Daytona Beach. Florida, leaaving Friday. March 7, 1986. Unlike others, we use the newest style buses available. Pool deck parties and activities every single day featuring the famous Echo Belly Flop Contest. Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot. Hawaiian luaus, party boats and more. An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts to save you money at the places you would go anyway. The services of a full time travel representative to throw parties and take great care of you. All taxes and gratuities. UWPAR Intramural basketball starting Second semester basketball is beginning Jan. 26 at 4, 5, and 6 p.m. Teams may consist of six to eight players with five on the court at any one time. The games will consist of two 20-minute halves with a running clock. Those eligible to play are any current student, faculty or staff, students must hve a validated I.D. The 1986 Schick Super Hoops intramural three-onthree basketball competition p ab °ut to begin. Last year, Harkside's winning team won the regional competition at Milwaukee and played at half time at a Bucks game, rhe Ranger representatives went on to win that game becoming the Schick Super Hoop state champions. Entries are due on Thurso day, Jan. 23 at 4 p.m. Forms oify • be Picked up in the « hysical Education Building any weekday between the hours of 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Officials are needed for the league. Anyone interested is asked to call Linda Draft at 553-2317. INSURE YOU THE BEST SPRING BREAKI • Best HotelGuaranteed You know where you will be staying on this trip (with other trips??) • Best Location in Daytona Don't let a po or location ruin your trip - (t he Daytona strip is 23 miles long!) • Shouting Distance from Everything The top bars, restaurants, expos and free concerts (not a taxi ride away, like other trips) • Top of the Line Luxury Coaches For the most comfortable party trip to Florida. • Pool Deck Parties Every Day The hottest, biggest parties in Daytona Beach! • You might find a chea per trip, but why risk your Spring Break cas h on a cheap imitation!! To Sign Up Stop By the Parkside Union Room 209 Or For More Info Cal 553-2294 THE BEST OF EVERYTHING TO 14 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Lady Rangers B-ball struggling at 2-9 l\tr IY i >v« 1/ >«n n • />!« 1.1. f i m . , . . i by Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor "I am disappointed," said women's head basketball coach Wendy Miller, in regard to her team's 2-9 record. Five of the team's nine losses have come in the final moments of the game when the women were either leading or were narrowing the score when time ran out. Injuries and illnesses have plagued the team. Both Kay Wolferstetter and Linda Rossow have sprained ankles and Julie Slaats has reinjured her back. The flu and symptoms of colds have hit most of the rest of the team. Although Miller knows that her team lacks consistency, she doesn't know how to solve WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages Inc. 3120 64th St. the problem. "We'll play exceptionally well for moments in the game and then we'll throw the ball away for the next few possessions," she said. A l ack of mental concentration is also part of the Rangers' inconsistency. Poor shot selection and an inability to work well as a team also are among the problems. But Miller looks forward to the remainder of this season and to next year. "We are very close to getting over the hump of winning consistently. I would anticipate us being a lot better next year because the freshmen are getting the playing experience they need," said Miller. The results of the Ranger's last five games: Carroll College over Parkside 75-65 in overtime; Parkside over National College of Education 64-62; Green Bay over Parkside 84-57; LaCrosse over Parkside 79-72; Augustana over Parkside 75-62. Leading Scorers: Susie Brugioni Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Field Goals: Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Successful Free Throw Attempts: Kim Van Deraa Julie Slatts 10.6 pts/game 10.5 pts/game 9.6 pts/game 53% 51% 85% 77% photo by Dave McEvoy Skier enjoying the Parkside course Cross country ski Great trails here by Hans Hauschild Would you like to ski for free at any time and get away from a crowded ski hill? You can do this by taking up cross-country skiing. Ed Wallen, Nordic Ski Club adviser, believes "a beginner should rent skis and go skiing with someone experienced first." A lesson from an instructor would be a good way to start. Parkside offers a cross-country skiing class worth one credit. Wallen suggests that everyone should try cross-country skiing. One can go at his own pace and it is excellent exercise. Besides exercise, crosscountry skiing provides a great escape from everyday pressures. People can escape to the beautiful scenery by skiing on the 15 miles of trails in the Parkside area. Parkside's Nordic Ski Club grooms three trails: one trail is on the national cross-country running course; another is the Campus Loop, which is the shortest and easiest trail; and the last is the Pike River Trail, which takes one to all the trails in the park. If you have never skied before and would like to try the trails, you can rent equipment from Parkside's Recreation Center. Student rates are $4.75 and nonstudent rates are $5.75 for four hours. Equipment can be purchased at local ski shops for as little as $100. From then on, skiing is free, except for occasionally waxing your skis and the new clothes you'll have to buy as you become more fit and trim. Both Mike Menzhuber, Recreation Center Manager, and Wallen recommend wearing layered clothing when skiing. Wallen said, "You will build up body heat and get very warm." Then you can always take off clothes - but you cannot always put on if it gets colder so be prepared. Other places to cross-country ski are Bong Recreation Center, Bristol Woods, Silver Lake, Johnson Park and River Bend. You can also ski at Americana Resort, Lake Geneva and Door County, although they are a little farther away. So get up from the television, away from the refrigerator and have fun seeing the beauty the trails offer. See you on the trails. IX-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS I In The Parkside Rec Center Mon. 12-2 p.m. Tues. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m. Wed. 12-2 p.m. Thurs. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m Student Ski Packages - Only s4.00 * * For More Information Phone 553-2408 X * x ********************************************:£* ranger__ Basketball ^hursda^^^uar^6^98^15 Rangers win four, lose two over break photo by Jay Rundles aims for the hoop against Concordia. Carrera leads team by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor With Cornell Saddler out with an injury, it was up to somebody to pick up the slack for Parkside. Dan Carrera was the man. Carrera scored 21 points, his season high, and also collected 10 rebounds to help the Rangers- beat the Milwaukee Panthers 80-71. Parkside's record is now 12-4. Once again, the problem that has plagued the Rangers all season - loss of concentration - was present again. Parkside led 43-29 at halftime, but almost let the Panthers get back in the game. "I'm pleased we won, but it's still frustrating; we're still not playing as smart as we should be," said Johnson. "When I watch them practice, I see what they can do, and it bothers me when they don't play up to their potential in a game. It's too late in the season to be having mental lapses." Carrera led five Rangers in double figures. Dennis Davis had 18 points, Jay Rundles 14, Mike Henderson 10 and Greg Sipla came off the bench to also score 10. "Sipla came through for us," said Johnson. "I was really pleased. I also was happy with Vince Hall. He came off the bench and gave us good, steady play defensively." With only a few minutes left to play, the game was marred by an altercation between Rundles and Maurice Turner of the Panthers. The two fought for a rebound and there was excessive body contact. The two squared off and some punches were thrown, but players from both benches managed to break up the action. Turner and Rundles were both assessed technical fouls and ejected from the game. Erik Schten let Milwaukee with 18 points. Classified Ads• Services Offered CLINICAL HYPNOSIS : Lose weight, nnn ( srn , ok ' nS- improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and pall Randall Potter at 414- arm i . more '"formation or an appointment. fvi*oF?ATE AND professional typing student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale r^INGJ°N MANUAL typewriter. OlllT°™ ti0n ' $2 °' fi8M396: writer r , EEX,CON 83DL ^'P6" Ttv-nuS.%a iS!fer - 632-3386. 2 Hnra* $35 °" 554-0698. Jisso.oo. esSew.' ExGellent condition - For Rent f'iendJVn1 rentals - Slam flunk your house" nV spa ' VVe deliver to your 553-9095 b Hot Tub Kenta,s - dazzle A%5NT,NE' S D&y. let Cupid ronvinfie r . swe etheart with his s '»s>n« Housing UPPER FLAT immediate occupancy. Close to UWP. Carpeted, appliances. 663-4580. APT. FOR rent at Orchard Court. One bedroom. Contact Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. Help Wanted WANTED: A student. Spring Break Representative for Collegiate Tour and Travel. Earn complimentary trip and cash. Call now for more information at 612-780-9324 or write to Dan at 9434 Naples NE. Minneapolis MN 55434. Personals CHRISTOPHER MARCUS: Take the 11:00 class and the reward is purely imaginative. JOHN NIELSEN: Those "Blue Eyes" have once again lured me to your presence. Guess who? Aye. BRIDGET: WELCOME to the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim Neibaur. The Staff. JOHN F. HANSEN: Happy Birthday. I love you. Jen. HAPPY BELATED birthday. Shawn Falduto. I'll catch you again on April 13. by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor While the rest of us were relaxing and enjoying our semester break, it was business as usual for the Parkside men's basketball team. They played six games over break, four on the road and two at home, and their record now stands at 11-4 through last Saturday. On Dec. 28, the Rangers played at the Brown County Arena against Green Bay, an NCAA Division I school. The Rangers used a six point spurt in a two-minute stretch late in the first half to jump ahead 27-23 at the half. The Phoenix used an eightpoint streak of their own to take a four point lead nine minutes into the second half. The Rangers pulled even again with 9:26 left, then traded baskets with the Phoenix until Dennis Davis made a lay up with 34 seconds to go to tie the game at 51-51. Green Bay called a time-out and set up for a last shot. Unfortunately for Parkside, the Phoenix got it. Bernie Tompa hit a 20-foot jump shot with two seconds left to win the game for Green Bay,53-51. Jay Rundles led all scorers with 17 points, while Cornell Saddler added 12 for the Rangers. Two days later, on Dec. 30, the Rangers traveled a short distance south to De Pere to take on St. Norbert College. Parkside, behind a strong defense and Saddler's 19 points and eight rebounds, beat the Knights 58-49. Rangers play Cardinal Stritch Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. The Rangers held a 33-21 rebounding advantage and shot an even 50 percent from the field. The Rangers celebrated the beginning of the new year on Jan. 4 by whipping the Minnesota-Duluth Bulldogs 76-52. Parkside held UMD, last year's NAIA District 13 champs, to 33.9 percent shooting from the floor. Saddler hounded the Bulldogs the entire game, scoring 28 points, mostly from eight feet or less. He scored 10 of his 16 first half points in the last four minutes. The Rangers led 37-26 at the half. The Parkside defense was stifling in the last 10 minutes of the game, allowing only 10 UMD points. Dennis Davis had a good game for the Rangers, scoring 17 points. Saddler was the leading rebounder with 10, and Mark Zukley had nine boards before fouling out four and a half minutes into the second half. On Jan. 8, the Rangers travelled to Chicago to battle Northeastern Illinois, and a battle it was. Parkside led by only two at half time, and they didn't allow the Golden Eagles to get any closer than three points in the second half en route to a 65-60 victory. Dan Carrera led the way for the Rangers, scoring 18 points and collecting 11 rebounds. Saddler I I 1 6 points before he went o ' with a leg injury. He came vn on another player's for and strained his leg. He w:. Ited for a walking cast, a: might be ready to play thio -aturday. With only two days rest, the Rangers played at home against a tough Concordia College team. Parkside trail- + ed at the half 37-31, but rallied to win 82-71 behind Davis' 24 points. Three other Rangers scored in double figures; Mike Henderson had 16, Carrera had 15, and Rundles 10. Last Saturday, Jan. 11, the Rangers had the always tough task of playing Stevens Point at home. The Rangers played hard, leading by as many as 10 points early in the second half, but the Pointers rallied to tie the game at the end of regulation. Parkside had a chance to win the * game, but missed a shot, with the Pointers getting the rebound. The game remained close during overtime, and was tied until four seconds left, when former Racine Lutheran star Tim Naegeli hit a turnaround, 25 foot jump shot to give Stevens Point the lead. The Rangers immediately called time out. After that, Parkside got the ball upcourt quickly, but Davis' desperation 35-footer missed the mark. "This one was hard to take," said head coach Rees* Johnson. "We just got tired and lost our concentration." Otf • FAST • SIMPLE • • EFFICIENT • NO COSIGNER REQUIRED Call any Kenosha Savings office Today! Receive your application in the mail Tomorrow! 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'7\1;" ' ~age3 " " " A ctive students featured Pages 6 and 7 Wrestlers take second Page /0 Thursday, December 12, 1985 T·· 2 Thursday, December 12, 1985 Editorial Bring cheer to the lessfortunate by Karl Dixon Nobody asked me, but Sun- day night was a bitch. It marked the passage of five empty years since the assas- slnatlon of John Lennon. That same night Variety Clubs of America honored Ronnie Reagan with a televiston spe, cial, and Charlton Heston placed him in the same league as Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt. (Personally, I think Larry, Curley and Moe would have been more ap- propriate company.) And, ChrIstmas Is fast approach- mg. Don't get me wrong. I love Christmas. My brother has all his presents wrapped, and an electric candelabra flashes red and green in his room continously. My father brought home the worst tree that I have ever seen (he has since bought another), but he silenced my complaints by reminding me about the time I brought home the tree with the huge baId-spot. The oven Is ready to go, and my moth- er is eagerly preparing her Christmas cookie schedule. Yet, as I was sitting In my house with heat and roof that doesn't leak (except for the breezeway In torrential rains) I watched "60 MInutes" profl· Ie a town In Mississippi that practices segregation actively and I was appalled at the abo ject poverty that exists. Mo- rely Safer walked Into a house where a black woman lived with her ten (yes, TEN) children, and there was no toilet, the plumbing was a pipe In the floor and there were roaches crawling all over the walls and food. Immediately after that I watched President and Mrs. Reagan, dressed to the nines, • enjoy fine wine and food while they were surrounded and saluted by other "Beauti- ful People:' "God· Bless America" was played by the orchestra, and Reagan claim- ed that "God had shed his grace on Amerfca." r wished that someone would relay that fact to the woman in Mississippi. and I wondered what kind of Christmas she would have in comparison to Reagan. . The disparity between the rich and the poor in this coun- try becomes painfully and blatantly clear -durmg the holidays. Three years ago, in the midst of the Christmas shopping season. I got In line behind a woman at the gro- cery store whom the season's good cheer had Ignored. In her cart were 22 cans of cat- food and two boxes of crack- ers, which she paid for with food stamps. Judging from her dress. which was tatter- ed, and her cleanliness. which was lacking, I doubt that she was thinking of her pets. In reality, that was probably her week's .diet, and that, juxta- posed with a retail Christmas atmosphere. was unforgetta- ble. I shudder to think where she is today. I hope that everyone who has enough to eat and a place to sleep this Christmas w1ll take a few minutes to remem- ber those people who have to eat Christmas dinner at the .missions and sleep In the street. To them, "Auld Lang Syne" means finding a warmer place to escape the freezing temperatures of a midwestern winter. I would also urge people. While they are buying their gifts, to give a dollar to the members of the charitable or- ganizations that stand In the cold outside department stores. And. as they do, I hope they think of the man In Washington who has - done nothing to help these people, .and who has. in fact. helped them increase their ranks . He'll be eating gourmet food off fine china in sunny warm California - he's in a great position to say Ihat God's grace has been shed on America. Others are not so lucky, and they're cold and hungry. Presley says "thanks" To the Editor: I'd like to extend a thank- you to Jim Neibaur for his kind review of my book "Elvis and Me/' His evalua- tion of what I was trying to accomplish gives me a great satisfaction that it did come across and that four years of writing was well worth it. Again, my best to you. Sincerely, Priscilla Presley RANGEn "" \ l ,. "THE UN CELEBRATION OF ITS AGREEMENT. AFTER TEN GRUELING YEARS, UPONA DEFiNITION OF TERRORISM CAME TO A SCREECHINC HALT WHEN SOME GUY MENTIONED THAT THE seawo ITEM ON THE AGENDA WAS ro DEVISE A PLAN mO.ei4L WITH THE PROBLEM. A week at the Park Wind Ensemble concert set door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for oth- ers. Movie: "Small Change" will Saturday, Dec. 14 be shown at 7:30 p.m. In the MovIe: "Small Change" wlIl Union Cinema. All seats are be repeated at 8:30 p.m, In sold for the Thursday Foreign the Union Cinema. All seats Film Series. are sold for the Saturday For- Concert: featuring the Park- eign Film Series. side Wind Ensemble at 8 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 15 in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the Movie: "Small Change" will ~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~ B~... Season's Greetings f j_I~~ f h f B i,' '" rom t e, J I.". R:anger. Staff. f B. Publication WIll resume « . .. .. - f I Ja~. 1~,1986. f ~~~aqt~~~~l~~~L3**J EVENTS Thursday, Dec. 12 be repeated at 2 p.m, in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaIlable at the door. Wednesday, Dec. IS COncert: reaturtng the Park. side Wind Ensemble all p.m. in Main Place. The event is open to the public at no char- ge. WRITERS Terry Byrne, Gretchen Gayhart .. Krlsty Harrlnglon, Carol Kortendtck, Kim Kranich, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Scot! McDonald, Mike RohI, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor. Nick Toper. Laureen Wawro. Jennie Ttlnkieicz Editor .Bob KiesllJig Campus New8 EdItor Karl Dixon COmmunlty News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distrlbutlon Manager Brenda Buchanan •..••••••••••...••••••••Asst. Business Manager Ranger is written and edited by studenis. at UW·Park3ide and they ar~ solel'J! responsible fOT its editoriaJ policy and content. Ranger 1$published every ·Thursday during the academic year ex' , cept during breaks and holidays_ All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wiscon.·dn-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. It ,Telephone (414) 553-2295 or (41~) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double· ... spaced on standard size paper. Letters "should be less than 350 til' wo~d~ u'!d must be signed, with a telephone number included for ClOt t: crl !tcatW1I PUTp9 ses . Names will be withheld upon request Dead· • lme for letters IS Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thllrsltay. .. !langer Teserve~ the right to edit letters and refuse letters contain· Utgfalse and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Jack Bornhuetter, Krls Odegaard. . . . . , - . Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 15, December 12, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor candidates submitted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document John Lennon remembered Page 7 Wrestler does well PageU 'l'Jiursday, December 5, 1985 .. ~ 'University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 14 Doz·ingon the job Construction for en-campus housing began last week. IPitchers reborn? by Karl Dixon J'fews Editor A IDOUon to reinstitute pltclers of soda and beer, and carafesof wine was ap- pI'OVtc\ by the Parkside Union Advisory Board at their meet- Inf two weeks ago. Pitchers and carafes were removedfrom the Union after the drinking age was legally raised to 19. A phone survey done, however, revealed that cmIy three other UW cam- puses, In addition to Par-kat- de. have stopped selling pllchersand carafes. UW·La· Crosse, Madison, Milwaukee, OshIrosh, Platteville, Stevens PolDtand Stout all serve pitchers,and all of them with ~except1on of LaCrosse and ,""waukee are open to all ltudents, regardless of age. Keith Harmann, PUAB :::m""r, said that. he made motion because he ~ht tt would be good for ..... morale of the student ""Uf. UHaving pitchers and :res would make it more Venient for friends and :-mates to get together," laid. "That way they ::flln't have to up to the bar ,\~ally . to get beer or ;:. Iiarmann also said ~er sales are down from lbllt s years, and the avall- ,..yty of pitcher and carafes !OuIIIn!J1creaseprofits. "I u... t have made this mo·. "'s If I thought that there _sating to be a problem," ~ DIrector BI1l Niebuhr t the avallabl1lty of objects that make the sharing ·of aicohoi possible could put the schooi in a vulnerable postition because of the 19- year-old drinking law. "I was surprised to learn about the number of schools that were open to all students and serving pitchers," Nie- buhr said in reference to the survey. "I have no objectlon to increasing revenue, but I think that it wouid put us in a vulnerable position in regard to the law." "I would be real concerned about taking an action at this point in time," said Jennifer Price, Director of Student Life. "There is too much volatility in the air to reiax our regulations." There are several factors that are contributing to the voiatility, Price said, Includ- ing a possibie 21.year·old drinking age. and the devel- opment of some specific guideiines by the Board of Regents. ."It wouldn't surprise me if some of the other schools are. now grappling with the same types of problems (with refer- ence to underage drinking) we were dealing with a year and a half ago,". she said. OWe were just a ntue ahead of the game." . Price said that beer sales are down, not only in Wisc~n. in but across the entire ~o~ntry; however, the sale ~~ soda has increased propo tionately. d "I am willing to be swaye , but ·we need to change th~ pollcies for good reasons, Pitchers see page 3 Chancellor candidates submitted by Kari Dixon News Editor One of the five finallsts chosen by the Search and Screen Committee will be named chancellor sometime in February, according to committee chair Bob Canary. The names of the candidates, chosen after weeks of work by the committee, have been forwarded to acting UW·Sys. tern President Katherine Lyall. Incoming UW·System President Kenneth Shaw and Lyall will review the Indivtdu- als and make recommenda. tions to the Regents' Selection Committee. The committee wtll then make its recommen- dations to the full Board of Regents, who will then take action on the choice someti- me in February: Canary and other commit- tee members are in Madison today sharing their opinions on the candidates with Lyall. "We have recommended the names of five people who are ready and able to do the job," Canary said. "Some of us are traveling to Madison to talk to President Lyall just to convey the sense of what the committee has found." Cana. ry said he did not expect a chancellor to be named until February, but he expected that a decision will be made by Lyall and Shaw before the reommendations are presen- ted to the Regents' Commlt· tee. "Lyall and Shaw proba- bly know somelhing about each of the candidates, but they may do some additional checking," Canary said. Student commlttee member Jennie Tunkielcz said she la confident about the candt- dates passed on to President Lyall. "I am confident that the commJttee did a good job In choosing viable candt- dates." she sald. "I hope the Board of Regents will arrive at a quick and thorough dect- ston." Student loans in jeopardy The Senate and House wtu vote Tuesday on a federal debt reduction bill that could, if passed, eliminate guaran- teed student loans, cut in half the number of Pell Grants available and reduce work study funds by more than one-half their current amount. The Gramm-Rudman Amendment is a piece of leg- islation calling for these reductions, and education is only one of several social pr~. grams this bill would elimi- nate in order to reduce $180 billion in deficit by 1991. The bill has been in House com- mittee and will be introduced on the floors of both houses next week. "This is bad news. It's a very serious issue," said PSGA Senator and United Council Legislative Affairs Representative Adrian Ser-r-a- no. "If this passes. guaran- teed student loans are out the window." Serrano said that education funds are cut the most drasti- cally in this attempt to bal- ance the budget. Defense funding, he noted, is not cut at all. This week PSG A has been writing letters to Senators Robert Kasten and William Proxmire and Representative Les Asptn. urging them to vote against the bl1l. "PSGA is ha vlng a letter- writing drive. and pena and paper will be available in our office. We will even pay the postage," Serrano said. "We are urging all students to cali their representatives and let them know how they {eel." A four-page information packet, as well as posters, will be distributed, and serra- no hopes this will inform stu- dents of the ramifications at this bill. "There will be no student loans if this passes because the incentive that banks had to loan money w1ll be taken away," he said. Main Place design plans halted by Bill Serpe A plan to expand middle Main Place to include infor- mal meeting areas has been stalled by the administration. A source close to the ad- ministration, who asked not to be named. suggested the project was halted because other members of the adrnin- istration were against ~e plan, although they gave no reasons. But Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said the main problem is money. HWe're not sure about fund· ing," Shutler said. "It is possible that the necessary monies might be avaliable, but we're not certain where we can get it from." Shutler said administrators had not made a decision on whether the project, which was started by former Chan- cellor Alan Guskin, would be completed. The Campus Planning Corn- mittee will consider the proj- ect, Shutler said. Skelly Warren of the Dra- matic Arts Department had designed the project. which was to include tables and chairs in Main Place to pro- vide a more inviting setting. PSGA President Patrick Ramsdeli said students had never been asked whether they wanted the project. "I don't believe students were ever asked for any input," Ramsdell said. "Student Input could Influ· ence the design plan," Shul- ler said, "but It Is unlikely that student interest could generate any funding." Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor Jenny Price said the administration "had not Indicated adequate financing or widespread support. ,. Shutler said she wanted to see the project finished but that money Is the biggest problem. With the state's budget so tlght, Shutler said. many agencies are shuffling money around. and they are not spending money on frills. "And interior decoraUon." Shutler sald, "is looked at as frills. 'I Thursday, December 5, 1985 3 iudgetincrease~ sought byJenme TunkieICz requesting sUbstant" 1 Editor creases. ia in- last week. PAB (Parkside Activities Adrian Serrano, SUFAC Board) is requesting a 609 chair, said the committee felt percent increase in th: PAB submited an incomplete bUd&et,or $32,339 in additi~::: rationale for the request. so al funding. This budg'et In- the or'garrizatton was asked to crease would raise student submtt a b~tter justification fees by aprox-imately $4 er and. meet with the committee student per semester. P agam. PAB is the organization Peer Support, the organtza- .which programs cam us a tion for non-traditional stu- tlvities, such as p fllm~- dents, Is requesting $12,015in dances, special events d additional funds, which is a other entertainment. ~e 261:1percent budget increase. budget increases include This increase would raise $8,000 additional money for segregated fees by $1per stu- films, $5,000 for lectures and dent per semester. $10,000for a major concert Peer Support officers will SUFAC -dectded to table the present their budget to organization's request after SUFAC today. meeting with P AB ff" PSGA (Parkside Student o icers SUFAC see page 15 ==Letters to the Editor'=== Says queen not elected by BSO News briefs ,\tIt1etlcs and the Chlld care Center, in addition to everalstudent organizations, :,. seeking large budget In- creases which, If passed, . fiOUldincrease student fees. SUF,\C (Segregated Fees AI1OCatio n Committee) Is still seeJdng student opinion about theseIncreases. Student fees wouldIncrease by about $5.75 per full·llme student, per semester,which would trans- late Into $93.50per semester per student. Last year the segregated fee charge was $82 perstudent. SUFACwl11review 17 cam- pusbudgets; five of these are Lung cancer declines in male population The incidence of lung canc- er in white males has dropped significantly for the first time in 50 years. the New York Times reported. According to the National Cancer Institute, the decrease can be attributed to a sharp decrease in smoking. "This proves people can successful- ly reduce their cancer risk by quitting smoking," said Dr. Vincent T. DeVita, Jr. Lung cancer rates among women and black men did not show similar declines, though. Women have not given up smoking at the same rate as men, and the met- dence of lung cancer among black men may be influenced by other factors, officials said. As for white men "I th1nk It's a milestone, .. 'said Ed- ward Sondik, Chief of the In- sUtute's SurveUlance and Operations Branch. elected by the entire organi- zational body. Also, the Ranger should ask Ernestine Weisinger who the other five candidates were who compe- ted against Charlotte Davis for the crown. I am sure that the members of BSO, as well as the rest of the Parkside 'student body, would like to To theEditor: In regard to your article "8S0 Coronation..." (Nov. II) onCharlotte Davis, BSO Queen: It should be known by the student body of UW-P thatDavisdoes not represent theentire Black Student Or- gamzation,since she was pot know this. The fact Is that no one ran against Davis for queen of BSO. Members of BSO were informed of a so- called "election" at a meet- ing in mid-October. Perhaps the Ranger should check its facts before printing a story about BSO. LA for refugees The Government's top immigration official on the West Coast says he will explore whether Los Angeles can be cut off from receiving federal funds after the City CouncLlde- clared it a sanctuary for Central American political refu- gees, Associated Press reported. Harold Ezell, Western regional Director of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service, said "I feel so strongly that the Los Angeles Olty Council made a very poor decision that I have asked wasnington. my headquarters, to find out legally what we can do to change the situation." The resolution, approved last week, forbids city employ- ees from considering resident status when dLspensing services. It also reaffirms a pollee department polley against arresting or detaining undocumented immigrants merely for being in Los Angeles illegally. Jill Killian Rush -too much for reviewer TotheEditor: In a recent article, Jim N ei- baur took the history of Rush and turned it around 180 de- grees,He says that "their earlier albums are sorely missed"and "they are trying to sound like Genesis or Yes." Healso says their "en- tire existence is based on the standard sell-out proce- dures ." JIM! WAKE UP! In the 1985 readers' poll of "Mustcl- an Magazine" (not "Cir- CUS"), musicians were voted on by their peers. And who WOn the best drummer and best bassist caption? Why none other than Neal Peart and Geddy Lee. Pretty good for a couple of "boring and tiresome" musicians. sion gets more and more ad- vanced. Adding synthesizers and electronics doesn't make them commercial. They use electronics to their advantage and they do a damn good job of it (like a good musician does). Technology keeps pushing and Rush is right out in front. After "Fly By Night," they just kept .going right over your head and they will continue to as long as you are a bullheaded traditional- ist. Rush is still a power trio, it's just more power than you can handle! People like you don't know good music because you are too closed-minded and you can't accept change. If Rush stiU played songs like "Work- ing Man," they wouldn't have influenced so many great, Ie- tigimate musicians. Rush is musicians' music, so you are already unqualified to review it. If you think Rush is going downhill, you must be a typt- cal, musically impotent lis- tener. Every album in succes- Mistake burns up family Volunteer firemen watched while a mobile home In De- Soto, Montana burned, after the fire chief said they mista- kenly thought the family had not paid for protection, As· soclated Press reported. The fire destroyed all the famlly's possessions, includ- Ing their dog. "By the time we got home, everything was smolder- lng," said Debra Weindel, who Uved in the mobile home. "They wouldn't even pour a pitcher of water on It." County Presiding Judge Ralph Krodl1nger said the de- partment has a strict pollcy against protecting property for which the $12.50 fire protection tags have not been purchased. The Weindels had purchased the small blue tag In October, 1984for protection through next JUly. Michael Piehl Fridgecomments heartless, insensitive To theEdllor: ~ am a transfer student attn} UW·Parkside presently lloeMln g UW-Whitewater. wever, I still read the ::a ger occasionally as I at- Med Parkslde for three ~s and am Interested to Whatis going on. In Thereason I am writing Is S 1'l!gardsto the article Gary ..~~eberger wrote entitled 'Frid dr asked me, but ... The ..... ge leaves me cold." I ho extremely shocked at ~ a writer, as you so c~H and raelf, could be so crude Pe~sensilive about William y~re were several parts in ang article that made me so lIoitry· I think your descrip- 1Q8.I;fWilliam Perry as "a , blob of blubber whose I'm sure what Is going through Ditka's mind is not that he' is a "blockade" or "fat" as you say. Secondly, to top off the end of your article you have the audacity to call Mr. Perry and "overweight UNDERACHIEVER!" What does size have to do with being an underachiever? From your remarks, it appar- ently makes a difference to you. Well, Mr. Schneeberger, I certainly hop~ you are not as heartless and insensitive as your article makes you out to be. No matter what race, eth- nic background, PHYSICAL SIZE, etc., everyone has feel- Ings and I hope you remem- ber that the next time you write another article. Sincerely, Karen T. Olson only athletic prowess has thus far been manifest in his abil- ity to run over someone weighing 80 lbs. less than he does" was downright cruel. Just because he 'is a large man, does that mean he is less talented or less of a human being than someone half his size? pbviously, not according to his performan~e on the footbaU field. There IS more to his "athletic prow- ess" than just the phYSical aspect In the game of foot- baH. What an Insult to make such a comment! There were two other par· agraphs In your article that I would definitely llke to com- ment on, First of all, how do YOU know how Bears' coa.ch Mike Ditka "forklifts" hlm into the backfield for a g,oa,l; line situation? YOU DpN T.. Pitchers, carafes may return to Union said, "I went to school In a state where the drinking age was 21 and 1 was young once." The recommendation is now in the hands of the Chan- cellor, and Price said that any alcohol policy changes would require the Chancel· lor's approval. "I am sure that she and Michael (Bassls, Assistant Chancellor) will need to be convinced of the same things that I need to be convinced of before approv- ing any Changes." Pitchers from page 1 she continued. "I think It would be irresponsible for us to lake an action only be- cause it would increase beer sales. That's not what we are here for." Price said that she would be wl11ingto experiment with events that would only be open to 19·year-olds, and would feature pitchers, but she really would like to see Union Square .remain open to all students. "1 am not an anti-alcohol person, " she Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 14, December 5, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-12-05 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System board of regents bob canary censorship kenneth shaw search and screen committee uw-system president katherine lyall