195 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c82ee8fb166458a7ccd33153b0ea93e4.pdf d089336f915fe0a34d529453cb21bbdd Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Student Safety Alliance forms Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .... StarlJngnext semester, StujJenl Safety Alllance will be ,vallablefor all Parkslde stu. ileDts. "HopefullYwe can get lt ;tatted by the beginning of IIfId semester If not before \bell," said PSGA senator, johnKadoplh. Due to the works of Bill iIomer, PSGA senator who JeSSllI'chedthe idea during the summer, Don Prange, GA President who worked with Homer to come up with theidea and Kadolph who is usJng it for his internship project, Student Safety AI· Hance Is currently in the worksto begin operation as earlyas next semester. The service, which will be manned by Parkslde students, w1ll provide students with excort service, Monday thru Thursday and possibly Friday whlle on campus dur-, Ing night tIme hours. The pro. grsm w1ll allow students to be escorted to and from their cars, lhe residence- halls, and the physlcal education build. lng by one male and one reby Dan Chiappetta News Editor "I'm the facilitator. The personto clarify Ideas and to put Ideas In specific form," explained Susan Burns, Stu. dent Coordinator of the Women'sCenter. The Women's Center was speClflcally organized this yesr to provide a safe, com. fortableplace for the coming togetherof all women associ. ated with 'this Unlverslty, (staff, students and faculty) regardless of race. class. age, , lifestyle, affectlonal ·orlenta. tlo.!' or !'QlIilcal beliefs. , " The Women's Center Is designed for woman who have problems and need assistance. They will receive help, support,Worma,tion, and advocacy. The Women's Center has an environment where women can gather together and work together toward dissolving barriers and attitudes which deny women education, earning power, choices about there own lives and the right to stand with pride as women. On October four, one member of the Wome~'s Center Thursday, October 5, ,eee ~~~ p.m, when the new shift comes in to work from nine thirty p.m. until midnight. "Right now we don't have a great number of volunteers," Kadolph said. "We have about eight available right now. We need about twenty to make it effective." The volunteers who do be. come Involved with Student Safety Alllance will be trained by campus police. The students will be trained on how to flash a flashlight 'properly into a car, how to act in certain situations, and how to use two way radios. The student volunteers will be required to have a two way radio on hand at all times while on duty. The reason for this is in the' case that an Incident did In fact occur, campus pollee would be able to be notified and possibly intervene. "Manpower Is the key' to success. Without It Student Safety Alllance Is going to fall apart," Kadolph said. "We also have to screen the volun- .teers and interview them to make sure all the volunteers we do have are the right people for the posltlon." As part of the guidelines the volunteers will also have special jackets that must be worn at all times while on duty and they wI1l also be required to have a form of Identification present to prove that they are in fact student escorts. the main reason for the guidelines for the student escorts Is for the safety 01 the students so that they wI1l be able to identify their escorts more easily. -.. In addition _to the attire, student volunteers will also be given a set of guidelines that wI1l help them In a tight situation. The guidelines wI1l help students become more faml1lar with what Is expect. ed of them while they are actIng as part of the Student Safety Alliance. The program Is also set up so that four people are on duty at all times to . escort students to safety between the hours of seven and midnight. After the two and half hour shift is over for one set of four volunteers, four new volunteers will come in and take over. Though the program Is slill In It's beginning stages, Kadolph feels that student needs John Ksdolph and beliefs wI1l get the program going. "Fear Itself Is enough to get something like this started," said Kadolph. "No one should have to be afraid to walk around campus. Basically, that Is what It Is all about." running this semester and possibly more will attend a public hearing held by the legislative committee In Madison where a proposed rule that would prohibit wei. fare individuals from attendmg higher educational programs will be discussed. The Women's Center Is also working In conjunction .wit~ ~rkSide Campus Pollee and Publie Safety having a not for women only "Rape Awareness Week" at the end of October. The Women's Center is also providing special services for the Women's Studies Confer. National News .•. 20 tons of cocaine seized j,fffrIJ~ ~'~~~lR1~~trw(Q)U:W~~~(Q)~~~~o~ffi;,~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVIII~_NO.5 nZZZl%Z~ZZZ~~ZzZ~aZ~~lZ'?~2ZZZZZZZZZ44ZZZ~ZZ~ZZZZZZZZ par~slde StUdent Safety Alliance forms by SlJZBI\IleMantuano male escort. The reason for Feature Editor two escorts Is to alleViate any problems or questions should an Inclden~ arise. Though the service will baslcalIy be a part of all aspects of student life, the Student Safety Alliance will not be able to es, cart students back and forth from Tallent HalI. The main reason for this Is due to the long distance and the lack of. , a vehicle for StUdent Safety Albance. "It will be basically from ~ anywhere on campus to any. where on campus excluding TalIent Hall. If people would need passage from there then they would have to talk to campus police," said Kadolph. One of the main reasons the program has not gone Into erfeet already Is due to the fact that there are not enough volunteers to help with the escorting. Those students who do volunteer will be expected to work two days a week for two and a half hours a day. Shifts will range anywhere. from seven p.m, until midnight. For example, students coming in at seven p.m. wI1l be able to leave at nine thirly Women'~Center off and by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Pt'oLast month, President 'Bush III::ed a $7.9 billion nation· "w g strategy. , .... ~~on Drugs" was<one of i.:..~t George Bush's a"'lldentiaI , campaign • IIlQsaR8 llast year. The' ·war ence that wI1l be held at Parkslde on October thlrieen and fourteen. "Unity and DIversity" Is the theme for thIs year's University of Wisconsin System Women's Studies Conference. The 14th annual conference enables women studies students, faculty, staff, and scholars around the state to Interact aand share common Interests and goals. "Any women on campus is considered to be a member. We have twenty-five volunteers that are actively involved with the Women's Oenter. We 'can use more," expressed Bums. "We owe a lot of thanks to Edna Bloomer, a UW-Park· side alumnus, she saw a need for a Women's Centet:,. ~ pressed for it because of a lot of problems concerning women in the past few years that haven't been helped. She \fas very Instrumental In extabllshing the Center on campus," said Bums. The Women's Center is 10· cated at WLLC 101 and Is open on Monday thru Thursday from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. and on FrIday from 10: 00 to 1:00 p.m. has just begun. On September 29, 1989 the worlds largest drUg bust occurred In a LOs Angeles warehouse. Federal agents seized 20 tons of cocaine with, a street value of up to $20 billion. , ' , The ,warehouse was 'd<;Jscribed as- a U.S: dls~b~tI?n center for Colombian cartels. During the bust three men were arrested and $10 million In cash was confiscated. Busl· ness records found in a small 'offIce In the warehouse were also seized. ThIs represented the Iarg; est single seizure In the world' since 15,tons were contIscated In Colombta In 1988. The day after the bust, another seven suspects were arrested Including an alleged ringleader after looters reo turned to the warehouse. The warehouse was secured. but the looters did manage to getIn. Nothing of Importance was left In the warehouse after authorlUes tInished haulIng away 20 tons of cocaine. Over fifty looters were seen leavtrig the warehouse When Drug Enforcement AdmInlstraUve ~ts (DEAl and city pollee aiT1ved, 2 ()dClblIr 5, ,98ll RaIl98' Poor J. F! goes to peekish every night J.P. has millions and milliClllS and millions of dollars. But it isn't enough, The federal government has been taxing J.P. as if he were a regular middle class citizen or ::.omethirig.. depriving him 01 money he could invest In something useful. But you can help. Write your senator and tell them that you are willing to at.teId respon~bility for J.P.'5 ~hareof the federal budget. SUPPORllHE CAP GAINS TAX CUT! er to the Editor... e To and our p~.ldent • bl plan. 'ow 10 that ea~h of the scourge Slnce~ly, B da v.uson crwnnan Parblde R pUblicans PSGA SUGGESTION OF THE WEEK Some of you need to come back down to ea You're not as cool as you think. Why do you think yo~' so hot? You're just like everyone else here at Parksid Your Ranger buddies next door think they're God's g' too! Like I said, it's only some of you. Concerned for your organization Gabe's Gab ... a r Bookstore, who art in the libra brief Illness, so just rule Ill' thought out. you pig. ",. are, however. a few prev-' tive measures. The first of these preveID t1ve measures Is what I all the "Dead Vaccine." ,. vaccine requires a UWe • aglnation on the part of • user, In that It ~qulrea II user to Imagine that heor_ is camping out in front~ Tlcketron the night beflIlI tickets to the Grateful ~ go on sate. and wants to: first In line, but tnstead Ticketron tt's the Boo~ By applying this vaccine,I zealous worshipper can I.... the long watt at the Alter ~ Cash Register, and there foll avoid claustrophobia. Il1o The second vaccine for illness, the "Hey Baby" vrl' ailment is identified with the following symptoms: sweat- .lng. tightness In the chest, nausea, and an uncontrollable urge to punch someone in the head. The ailment usually atfUcts those students who have escaped vertigo, and have made It Into the Bookstore proper. ThIs disease attacks once you have handed your "wish list" to a Templ~ o' Books Clergyperson, and are forced to wait in the center of the Temple with seventy-five other worshippers, who are also hoping that the Bookstore deity will accept their measly offerings so that they might receive the wisdom of the ancients (or a dam good liar) in return. The disease doesn't last long, but there are a few !ture fLre cures outside of a heart attack, death, nausea, and/or birth. Even flatulence 1sendured thn.l this The most obvious cure for verUgo is getting out of line and comlng back later, which, or course, is ludicrous when you can use what I call the "Hey Buddy" cure. This cure should be self explanatory, but, I must explain for the benefit of the amateurs In the crowd. ThIs remedy is acquired by wandering casually up the line until you see someone you know. This can be anyone that you know, no matter how remote the acquaintenance. Once you iocate this person all you have to do is ssy, "Hey Buddy, how's Is gain'? Longllme no see, blah, blah, blah ...," and relocate yourself to a lower altitude via the courtesy of your "buddy". and your cured. 'lbe next tragic side effect of the dangerous bookstore ritual is claustrophobia. ThIs and Ramen 'oodIes. They are al80 very etever v.1th a pIIone, and can call Ralph down at the 01' bank to make you aren't pla)1ng Houdini ..1th )'OW" checkbook, lf )'OU know whall mean. ow. onto those dam ill· • The first of these book.Ito~ Jtialed maladies is vertIgO. VertIgO can occur lf you walt to long to buy your _. ThIs Illness is commanly known as altitude oIc_, and tt strikes the unv.-ary student \,..no Is looklDg o,...r the 1.3 railing In the library slalN'ell, wondering wby the hell the dam ltne bun't moved The symptoms include dlulneD, frtghl, and of eoune n.aueea The nausea Ia an ironic bonus ..1th the at· ruction. _I becau.oe a stricken th b.lI or her wlts aboUt. can move the line pretty quickly. Bookstore. cont. on P"'J' ' ~ is written and edrted by students of UW·Pal1<slde, who are solely respon~ble for i1£ edn()llOiI: <:'/ and con1!nl tt 1$ ptilIIshed eYeIY Thooday during lhe academiC year except""'" bleal<S ar<I ~ .. Lene.. to the _ WIII.be accepted only rt they are typed, double·spaced and 350 words Of leSS... letters must be SlOnod, witll a lelephooe number Included IO! veriliCation purpo>eS. Names WI1Ibe - upon Ranger roquest reserves the nght to edit letters and refuse those whk:h are false and/or defamatoly. Deadline 10< all letters, and ctassified ads is Monday at 10 a m '0< publication Thu!>dav. " . Scott Singer Ass!.News Edrtor OITORI T FF Jell Red<Ioclt .•. ..•.... ,..Ass!. Spo<ts Edrtor s.... o.AngeIiI .. Eddor-in-Choel o.n ~ News EdlIor o.n _ .....- Copy Editor s.a..- _._ ....._. Feature Edllor oe- ~ __En\eflaInment Ed or Jell t.enunennam._-_ ..- Sports Edrtor JaM Kehoe ._ ... Pllolo Edtlo< B SINESS STAFF C"ug Simplons Business Manager Ten Fortney ·.·······.·AdRep. Carol Curi •__ .............•...•.................. Ad Rep. Classified & Club Events f{ELP WANTED ftIIZ, AFl'EBNOONS, no ,J,J't'1II Clerical experience pre- ...-en bUt not neceaaary. Must be ~ omtact CIndy or Jim, Mid· ",.t ll&uers, 13U3OO. • WANTED ANTED' RIDE to and trom campua ., and 'l1IUfII. from WOOdcreek 'l\I8I- KeIlOlha- can Jennifer at M2· AP!" !fIJ, FOR SALE AIlD Jl8.8 FM Synlh S850. ~.. Ensonte mirage sampler :mu;b ..,. MUll sen. call Dan ~. . PERSONALS . IIElIOE'8 BlRTllDA Y party, Thank. 10all the toJka whO showed up on sun6I:i I'm glad you could make It, I had • treat ume. Keymaster. ;0 JANICE: "When I see you amlIs..... KIck ... In volleyball lhls weekend, - Tony. ".ut. NEXT week ... I promise, Steve ~A.YOU are not only the sweetest. you'!,! the preWest. :Mr. News Editor. wan: Q Where are you hiding? Per .. baJlI all tbOIe Gin and Tonics are ItartInf to affect your abUlly to come to clasI! Mias you klddo. Lancealot. CENSOR8BIP 18 practiced at the boDUtOJ'8. Where Is Playboy? IIONDO. MONDO. Mondo! Let's have • party! OOPS ... we have to stUdy! (Notreal1y),1he Wanda8! DENY C. COnsldering you have hem .. orrboidI, we can understand now why C.only think with what's below the • JOEL WE want your "Meadow of B1III" fromthe Broaden. IWII& YOU dancin' fool! IDE COOL Thank you for au you did for melaIt weekend. It was very spe~ eiaI. and I wU1 remember it always. 10Ye always, WOOdstock. CLUBEVENTS U\'EIW, AGENCIES In Racine and KeIlOIha need students who are de. pendable. efficient and competent in eommunicaUon 8kIlla to be a recep.. UoaI8t and or secretary. Flexible days lid Ilmes lIondsy through Sa\Urdsy. two hours weekly would be helpful. AlII: lor detaUlln the career Center or CIIl"2011. INftBVAR81TY alRISTIAN Fellow. IIdp 11 presenting the second of a 4. put serle, on the person of Jesus OINt. Woody Anderson. IVCF staff. will be ~ thls investigation. ~ yourlunch and a coke. you may be 1Urpr1sed at what you team. This Wed., Oct, 11 at 12 noon in MOLN. 107. Bookstore, from page 2 _ cine, Is related to the "Hey Buddy" cure for claustropho. bla, In that It requires you to know someone. Unfortu. nately, this vaccine only works fo.r a few people, be. cause It requires having a girl or boyfriend who Is a member of the Temple 0' Books priesthood. To use this vaccine, you say to your be. loved, "Hey baby, you gor. geous ravishing thing with eyes like the pools of water on a Calculus book len out In the rain (the book referellce Is Important), WhlIe your at the Temple today, could you do me a favor and pick up my books? Pretty please, my lovely angel, whose hair flows like a lab book blowtng In the wtnd?" It should work. The final aUment, shock, Is caused by your bill. Of these ailments, this Is the most severe, because It affects the most VUlnerable part of a stu. dent, the bank account. The reqUired sacrifice at the Tem. pIe 0' Books can cause even the most stalwart fInanctal See & Ski are overseeing the preparatlons for FamUy Day. "We'd like to create a feeling of togetherness, ahd show par. ents what types of activities are going on at Parkslde," commented Kochanski, The attractions for the day Include a boWling toumament, youth Involvement for CbUdren. an informal reception, a cross-country meet. and a varsity soccer game. A sneak preview of college life for younger c01!!'ge.bound PAB~ ParkSlde AChvlhes Baaro INNSBRUCK, AUSTRIA Jan. 5-14, 1990 • $689 • Fundraising Meeting ~ Fri. Oct. 6, 12 Noon, Union 202 (To help students, if they want to go) • Informational Meeting - Wed. Oct. 18, 7 p.m. Union 104* Everybody Welcome * Family Day to be sponsored by Residence Hall by Gwen Heller News Writer October 21: FamIly Day at uw.p FamUy interaction on the Parkslde campus Is the latest event being sponsored by the Residence Life Staff and the Residence hall Association. Saturday, October 21 prom. Ises to be a fun·fl1led day of activities for students who live In the dorms and their parents and siblings. Residence adViSors Gerl Murawski and Pat Kochanski ~~~~~~,-~- Classes Forming For More Information Call: H&RBLOCIt THE INCOME, TAX PEOPLE 658.2972 - .1 ., ....... Ranger Thursday, October 5, 19893 wizard to pale. There are many symptoms which run the gamut from fainting to a hysterical rage. In the ex. treme cases, the victim can sometimes be heard exclaim. ing, "I think I'm going to def. ecate! ", which Is very nasty so I'd rather not get Into It, Unfortunately, the cure for this ailment has not been found. One would think that seiling your books back to the bookstore would serve as an effective hedge against this disease, but the tnIth Is that those suckers devaluate raster than the Mexican peso. Your only defenses against this malady are: "borrowing" your parents credit card and telling them later (be ready to dial 911), winning the lottery, begging and pleading with Donald Tnunp for money, and last,' but eertaInly not least, the cure for all of theaae ailments, open. ing you own Temple 0' Books for fun and Profit. The big p on "Profit" Is intentional, If you know what 1mean. A FREE GIFT JUST FORCALLING PLUS RAISE UP TO $1,700.00 IN ONLY TEN DAYSm StUdentgroups,fraternities and sororitiesneededfor marketingprojecton campus. For details plus a FREE· GIFT, group officers call 1-8011-9511-8472, ext. 10 siblings Is an added bonus, "We may be able to encourage potential Parkslde students by welcoming them to FamUy Day through older brothers and sisters who already go here." remarked KochanskI. The success of such an event demands that students and their familles participate -. The organizers recentty maIled InvltaUons to the familles of Parkslde housing .students. An RSVP Is needed by October 16 to calculate an estimated attendance, Stu· dents are encouraged to attend to show off the campus to Mom and Dad and enjoy a day of quaUty famUy fun. COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADEA material? One-on-one Instruction, flexlllie schedules . caDSUSGnAt Merrick Business center 1.T,... ..-.... .. n sow ... 7 .. ..- - a r.....; ... ..-...~ --- fOr further InfOnnation (4'4) 858·89M Join hundreds of satisfied employees at the Midwest's largest and most successful manufacturers' outlet shopping center, The Factory Outlet Centre, 1-94 and Hwy. 50, Kenosha. Full- and parttime positions open in retail sales, dock work, food service and janitorial. Convenient to apply. Complete one application for 110 stores. Applications available during shoping center hours at the Information Center in Phase 3, or call 857-7961 for additional information. Applications will be reviewed by stores seeking employees. . llpl RETAIL 1_: ~ HELP WANTED. ~ : .- FACTORY , OUTLET CENTRE �4~~()ctober~5.1;;_R81~IglIl'===--~ca::p~it::iOliftD.r;;;iv::e~to;-,-jpli;a;y-;artt........1 Homecoming Dance w1ll perform at this Homecoming Dance onY ber 13, 1989bel:innlngal • p.m. In the UnionSquare eventts $3.00 for studenIi $4.00 for non.students years or older. In adcllu... the dance, an lta1lan 0 and Casino Night W1Il at 6:30 p.m. the package for dinner, casino and Is $7.00. a sampler of aggreslve modem pop: Just when you've got the band pegged as a sUck, sax-drtven jazz fusion outfit, It will switch gears and launch Into reggae, hard rock or Icy electro-pop. And though Capitol Drive usually puis the accent on funky, dance- minded music, the group 18 equally wall-versed at slow, scorching blues-rock. The band CAPITOL DRIVE .....,........,........,........,........,...-----;; Get caught up In the latest musical craze to hit the nightclub-going and university croWds. capitol Drive plays a bot mix guaranteed to keep you out of your seat. Dance to the band's tlery, jamming orlgtnala and a choice list of eongs by musicians like Bobby Brown, Keith Sweat, cameo, Tease and Kool-and· the·Gang. A Capitol Drive show 1.0 like (1)(1)®®®®®® ords of Opie, sometimes ® multak,eD u Socrates or Plato, ® ® ~® ~~Homeconiing 198 .IIJ~~.I... A,L - 4 ~,_L~_ ~ by Cberl Beck of Homecoming '89. Wisconsin Area Music ~ "9' ~ ~ ••\V Feamre Writer "We are really kYing to try awards. '"' ~ '"' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ take advantage of Friday the All evenls Monday \LI \LI W 0 0 0 0 \1.; "ThIs year's Homecoming 13th," explained Mary Ellen Thursday are free of ~;=====================::",,:wIIl::,,::b:e.:a:,,:kJI)::e:r.:.,'_' ,::Is:.;th::e,,:th:::e:;m:::e;Wesley. Student Activities however, students are Advisor. aged to bring non-pe The Homecoming commit- food Items to all events, tee, co-chaired by Diane food Items will be d Thygeson and Michelle Her· Food For Families for rem, under the advisement of bution to needy Wesley, began preparations throughout Racine and in early summer. The Home- aha counties. There II coming Comd..lttee, P AB's charge for Friday e Special Events Committee, activities. A special price and PAB's Night Life Corn- $7.00includes the llallsn m1ttee determined the enter- ner, casino. and dance. talnment. Some of the acts ets can be purchased aI sceduled to appear are: Star Information desk and Search's 1989Comedy Grand cards can be used. Champion MIke Saccone, "We -are expecting a acappela rock group 5th crowd at the dance lIIld Street, and Capitol Drive, are trying for the best who performed for a standing ever at Saturday's game, room oniy crowd at the 198!l added Thygeson. Homecoming Week runs Monday, October 9 through Saturday October 14. The schedule of events is as follows: Mondey. OCtober 9 12'()()' 1:00 p.m. 8:()().10:3Op.m. Tuauy. OCtober 10 9:00 p.m. MIKE SACCONE-eOMEDIAN Wednnday, OCtober 11 12:00- 1:00 p.m. HORROR OBSTACLE COURSE UNION BAZAAR 9:00 p.m. 5th STREET·ACAPPELA ROCK UNION SQUARE Thu~. October 12 6:00 p.m. 8:00p.m. 9:00 p.m. 9:30p.m. FrId8y.OCtober13 6:30 p.m. 8:00 p.m. 9:00 p.m. 8IIturdIIy, October 14 11:00 a.m. 12:00 p.m. 1:30 p.m. "DIRT" EATING CONTEST MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBAll UNION SQUARE UNION SQUARE UNION SQUARE ROAD RAllY LIP SYNC CORONATION BON FIRE UNION BAZAAR UNION SQUARE UNION SQUARE UNION PAD Packers vs Lions Perksce Acnvmes BoarlI Sun. Oct. 29, '10a.m. MilwaUkee County StaelfUil ITALIAN DINNER LAS VEGAS STYLE CASINO CAPITOL DRIVE UNION 104 UNION BAZAAR UNION SQUARE 'Z5 InclUdes: • Bus • Pood ,t."s.t'nsl • T'cket - Hallowen bus ride with treats for everybody - Prizes for costumes - Get tickets at Information Center TAilGATE PARTY JVlFACUlTY SOCCER GAME HOMECOMING GAME UW·PARKSIDE VS. JUDSON COllEGE PHY-ED lOT Ranger Thursday,October 5,19895 he1989 King and Queen candidates · cratg SbDpklDs ·Club'RaIlger. . · Inf·· My major Is Business. Campus actiVities in. ~ .:~ Manager of the Ranger, Chair of PUAB, " ior Student Representatives on Academic Ae- !;::.m:u. Orientation leader. It Is a lifelong dream to bScomeHomecoming King. My ambition in life :aebeCODIe a successful businessman, and make lots of ...... Beth Isreal·Casey :Club' Stud"nt Organization Committee iaI Inf·· Nursing major, SOC Vice· President, PSGA .uDS/STD committee chair, and BNRC chair. i r, children whom I adore. I love to ride rnotorey, '" : movies, talk to people, work In my garden. I'll'( , Sto be a midwife. • DoD Prange 'Club:PSGA · Inf.: I am the President of PSGA, member of sod Volleyball Club. I am a Molecular Biology ·My goal in ille. Is.to work in medical research. • JIebecC& Wells ·Club:Pre-Med Club · Inf.: I'm in the Pre-Med program here with a BI. cal Sciencemajor and a Chemistry minor. My ambtIncludebecoming a physician in the specialized field pediatrics.campus activities include Pre-Med secre- /treasUrer, PSGA 'Senator, Member of Segregated rslty Fees Allocation Committee, BUdget and Recommittee for Student Organizations Council memo Aware and. Ceremonies Committee member, and 'A ElectionCommittee member. 1'<1 like to be Park. 'sHomecomingQueen because I enjoy being Involved campus and Iwould like to be given a chance to repreI thiS campus and to help make Homecoming '89 the tllatIt can be. : fbomas Bosler ·Club:Pre-Med Club . Inf.: I am currently a senior at Parkslde seeking careerin the medical field. I hold the office of Senator PSG! and consequently a seat on the Awards and t.""'mles Committee. My life goal is to obtain my.own practlce. I would like to be Homecoming King because of my affection ·for UW-Parkslde and the tllatsuch a position would bestow. : Laura KIrchoff Club: Inf.: I'm a 19 year old psychology major also a teaching certificate. On campus, I am Presl of the Club for International Affairs, and secretary StudentOrganization Council. My main goal Is hap. •WllichI hope to achieve in my career as a teacher. WIIllto be Parkslde's Homecoming Queen because I PJl'kslde.I like the atmosphere, the activity, and the' ·The campus Is gorgeous and feels like home. . lillephante L Bragg . .Club:PI Sigma Epsilon Inf.: I am an English Major planning on writing llulnesswhen I graduate. I am the marketing consult. to PSE. I would like to be Queen because I'd becomeinVOlVed in Parkslde's social scene, and I think it be fun. Name: Debra L. DeVoyst Bpons. ClUb: CIA General Inf.: My majors are German, 'internatiOnal Studies and minoring in Communications. I am involVed in three organizations he.....-at Parkslde inclUding PASA SOC, and a member In the international Affairs Club' Running for Homecoming Queen is an endeavor as well ~ a C/!allenge at the present, time and I accept challenges with an open mind. Being a candidate is a new and excttIng lead for me in achieVing and acquIrIng new friends and acquaintances. I take pride on being a part of this university and I would be h.onored to represent this insti. tutlon by being Parkslde's Homecoming Queen for 1989. Name: Marcelo Macetra Spons. Club: CIA General Inf.: My major is Economics. I eventually plan to get an MBA. I am also involved in the OAS simulation program. Name: Suzanne Manutuano Spons. Club: Ranger General Inf.: Psychology major. Feature Editor of the Parkside Ranger. Name: George Yee Spons. Club: PI Sigma Epsilon General Inf.: President of PSE. I'm interested in politics, business, and government. My ambitions are to be happy and have a successful career. I would be honored to be Homecoming King. Name: Michelle LIndgren Spons. Club: PI Upsilon Beta General Inf.: Major Is Chemlstry_ Belong to volleyball club, PI Upsilon Beta. Ambitions are to get a BS in Chemistry, then go on to graduate school to get a masters degree In Chemistry. I would like to be Homecoming Queen to represent Parkslde. Name: Patrick Bebow Spons. Club: PI Upsilon Beta General Inf.: Interests in volleyball. business, and pariy. ing. I would like to be Homecoming King because I am a good representative of Parkslde. ·Name: Anna Curl Spons. Club: Parkslde ActiVities Board General Inf.: I'm planning to major in Communications. I'm Involved with P AB. My ambitions are to be Success. ful, have a good job that I enjoy, and overall make a con. tributlon to society. I would like to be Parkslde's Home. coming Queen because I would like to contribute and par. ticipate in any and all actlVitle$ that Will enhance and promote entertainment and good Will. Name: Chuck Petrach Spons. Club: Parkslde Activities Board General Inf.: I am a Business Management and International Studies major. I have been active on P AB for two years and have been Sports and' Recreational chairman for one and a half years. I was the stUdent who brought Jella Wrestling to Parkslde last May and plan to try it again this Srping. I also hold the title of Ski Club Presl . dent. I would like to be Parkslde's Homecomning KIng to be representative and a leader of the University of Wis. consin Parkslde. COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP . -SPECIAL! , 4months for only·$45. ·THERACINE:YMCA 725 LAKE AVENUE For Complete Information Call: .634·1994 , ® Today's YMCA, Feel The Difference News Briefs Wisconsin NOW To Hold An. nual Convention The National Organization for Women of Wisconsin Will h.old Its annual convention Oct. 6-8 at the Park East Hotel in MIlwaukee. The conference events in• elude workshops that are de. voted to a variety of topics. The workshops include such topics as: • The Combatting Racism Task Foree wUl offer a workshop on Building Multicultur. aI AllIances. • "What unmarried couples can do to protect their rights" is a workshop on lesbian rights. • A domestic Violence work. shop on the state's new mandatory arrest law. H1ghUghts of the convention include the feminist of the Year Banquet honoring State Representative Barbara Notestein and the keynote address by NOW President Molly Yard. Anyone needing informa. tion about hotel or conference registration, child care, ban. quet or brunch tickets. should contact the Wisconsin NOW office in Madison at (608) 2Clll. 8911. FIrst Baptist Church FIrst Baptist Church, BOl Wisconsin Ave., Racine Will present an organ concert in the church sanctuary on Nov. 6 at 8 p.m. It wII feature the renowned MilwaUkee organist Mar1ann Cox Landa. The con. cert is being offered in cele. bratlon of both the l50th anniversary of the founding of the First Baptist and the 40th an. nlversary of the dedication of the organ. rio%-liiScouNil I . Clip & save ThisAd 1 I To all Parkslde atudenta and faculty .1 ( . members only, on all merchandIMln 1 . our store. This ad Is valid for aa long . I .. you attend Parkslde. ID required. 1 : Wisconsin's.:a.... st ".wel.r I I ,,"V J I ~ I I MI•• lon VIIIlIge (-- from PerIhI"lI PIID on Hwy. 50) I I PROFESSIONAL JEWELERS SINCE '148 I .' I I4017· 75th St. . Open Deily 9:30 ••m.":30 p.m. I 1..:07-0184 SUndaya12:00-4:30 p.m. • ------------ .. 6 ThIndaY. ()ctabet 5. 1989 Ranger Council of Wisconsinenters 30th year of opera keepers from refualnc to adults the ages Of bill that WOUldrea,..,;. UW -System to P':""1clt matlon on 8eXU8J. incoming freshman tation, and a btU UJ:t lower the drinking III UC Is also worl<bic other laaues conce ClII welfare of UW-S ... -, dents. .-- 0llIIadI COC) of ~ .. Ita lOIII 01 Oil "1st.,. aDd repre... 18l1le , 2 ....... lIle___ of .......-ma ....... lIle_ ... • 1" d III of. $ • , $ , Ooftnt. 'no- .... plIO UC has accomplished and United Council has accomUC. stu achieved many goaIs: pUshed much for the 1989·91 UC provldes unIversity • • Fought to get a student year. The UC defeated a prodenta wllll information con- repreaentattve on the Board posed $llO computer access c:emIaC ..... poIIcIeoI ~~ of Regenta. spectal fee. UC has success- ~ polle'" Tbey ... -.- " lAadInc the tlght to re- fully lobbied for an addItional -- - adVIce on ~ peal tile 21 _AP old drinking $28li,OOO for the expansion of to npt certaIa poll...... ..... 1- the Advanced Opporlunlty an IIIlt IleIalr ac aptM bJ the.,e. student luIuon sav Grant Program. They have UC. UC JII"ClIIlOC- pr .... - • A per . also obtained fundIng for 7 __ ._ aDd ,.stsnce Inp of,,1n 18811-110. dru aDd • Achieved student repre· addItional alcohol and g to .......... aw-ttIeI. Mlltatlon on the Board of Re- abuse counselors for the UW- _r _ta ==i.e~:..~ ~ aDd student or· ts System . ~by every year for In- Other bills that UC are a.. proceu lhrclu«h their Iol>- crease In student flnanctal working on this year Include • b7\nc e1fortlI. aids. the bill that would stop inent looks back on the construction of Park all major concrete was cornp1etad ill 16 months - .... u __ tile nallona! averqe of ',..... Stanllta recaIJa deaIIng wlth touIII toopectora cIw1nlr tile pro)ecL Faced wtth "tile touet-t toopector In the alate." Slanllta req..... ted that probl me be brought to h1s at· tentlon immediately 10 he c:ou1d k Ph1s vow of ''I'U get damn buIldillg up somebow" 1'!lIa incredIble buildIng t foUowed a concrete atrtI<e w1l.IchInlUaIly ela11ed the atart of oonotrucUon for tbree month.a~ However. Slan1USdeUvered Greenquist, as promised, In time for the fall semester of the 1969 echool year. SlanlUs recenUy vIalted the campus to remlnlace after fIndlng 80me old pictures of tile construcUon In a trunk. Slan1Ua. now nyears old and sporting graying haIr, sur· veyed the exlsUng buIldlngs wtth a gleem In h1s eye. With a proud tone to h1s voice, Slan1UScommented on the buildIng. "I look at the waIls, the fioor. As hard of use they had, the quality of the brfck work. 1 see no patching since the day It went Theresa Ayres joins Dramatic Arts '!'be DI;. idty of WI.".,.." _'. Dnmalta Ana De- ....- a addition 10 Ita.." -rw- Ayr-M .... to_totak r for Judlty r wbo OR r ea.tume Ayrawas a prof for ..... era! ,..... ~ returnln« to ~ for ber ,... De- _ IIbe performed In I'7thIDc from _p operas lo-'_.tre. 'Wbaa 1 lOt "' 1 was .... tad to find out that 1 was to acUna 00UJ"aM. ......I _ to ParfWde, 8Qd I PftInI to do """0 of tb1IIp 1 ...... the "'08t, acUDc Ud coete"DM •• Her teaclIlnc 8XpeI1eoce Is a ",-ta taa.eIlIDc _- ant al tile l1Di_17 of 0-- eta In Athena. Georg1a. from 1-'1 •. "Il was a UlUe weird at ftn1. It was a lola! role rever. aaI IMt.ead of reporUng to someone. now 1 have otudenta reporting to me. I'm not lrylnc to _y that 1 know a Jot. but I thlnIt that 1 have been fortunate to have clone all of the thInge that I got a chance to do. and 1 lIlte aIlarIn& the lnlormaUon that 1 ba\"e gathered ove.r the Ye&rlI th my studenta.·· Teresa Ayres will be the coelume designer at Parkslde for ODeyear, after which she has no sel plana. "I quess that the job hunt Is on! I'd love to teach In Europe, but those positions are few and far between. For right now, 1want to enjoy the area. 1 want to explore Wiscon.stn! II "I just want to say that It has been really great here at Pa..rks::Ide because everyone has been so very helpful. " HELP OTHERS, EARN EXTRA CASH, & GO TO LAS VEGAS This month all new and existing donors are eligible to win a FIlEE TIUP TO LAS VEGAS Including round trip airfare for two with hotel accomodations on the strip. plus S300 in spending money. To ~ more about helping other people. eanu~g ex~ cash and the Las Vegas trip, slop ID or give us a call. PLASMA CENTER OF KENOSHA 6212 - 22nd Ave .• 654-1366 Into occupancy. It's even surprlslng to me." "Today's buildIng aren't as good as these (Parkslde's). Don't worry about the roof - start at the foundallon," saId Slan1US. RemaInlng alcohol free for the past four years Is some· thing Slan1t1s Is very proUd of, and he feels strongly about getUng h1s message out to others. "Drinking Is one of the downfalls of man, and 1 mean It." Hoping that others reaIlze the benefits of being Independent of alcohol, he feels "U that helps someone here. then I've accomplished MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL in the Parkside Union WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza, Burgers. Etc.) • Rec. Cir. ActiVity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance. to be eligible to win. Union Square 8:00 p:m. - Parkside Union ,J Monday Night, October 'J LOS ANGELES RAIDERS -vs- NEW YORK •••• ~ ... ~ • ~ ••••• > • Ranger Thursday, October 5,19897 itching woes continue s Panthers take pair ' ~. JeffReddfck , SpOrts Editor ~turday the Men's ~.n ream played a dou- -- at home •against UW.Ml!waukeeon what Ilke a mid July day, unteIY the Rangers , shiIIeas bright as the ~d They dropped both 'f the day, losing. the ~ ~58ndthe final 8-4, On the hill for the Rangers In the opener was Senior Jeff Lemmermann and he was sharp for the fltst three innings retirlng the first six hitters on OnlY,17pitches. But he suddenly ran out.ot gas and ' allowed six runs In the next two innings which put the game out of reach for the men who just can't seem to get the offense going this fall Mound meetings have been a familiar sight this fall WPfo host Nationals byJeffLemmermann Sports Editor ·!i'arksldehas been se10 host the NAJA D,lPWllS!JlpsIn both the 's and Women's crossbyeventsthis year. OYer 700runners from 200 schoolsare expected to participate in the 34th annual men's meet and 10th annual women's meet on Novembe 18th. Considered one of the best cross-country courses in the world, thts will mark the 12th year Parkstde has hosted the pres tigeous event. NGER GOLF RESULTS Pioneer Invitational at RiversideC.C. (Janesville, WI.) E DAY 1 DAY 2 TOTAL • Stete 38-41=79 37-40=77 156 , Todd 40-43=83 36-37=73 156 Jeff 43-46= 89 42-39=81 170 ,Mark 37-38=75 37-43=80 .155 !cIIitt. ScOtt 43-40=83 41-37=78 161 1Iazzi, Tom 37-35=42 38-38=76 148 * * * MEDALISTS * * * •• Tom(UW,Par1<side) 37-35=72 38-38=76 QlIIIIaS, Dan(UW{)shkOshl 38-38=76 38-37=75 TEAM RESULTS ;parkslde 392 374 776 ut 378 398 776 .. ...~ter 395 384 779 -- Claire 394 387 781 !!~ens 'oint 385 404 789 :.........koSh 396' 395 791 1!W-Ri!'li'Iat1l11l1i1Ie 402 391 793 1I.I.'to:S 398 413 .8 2 1 0 1 .... 406 414 8 ~'''"' c.,.', ~~, ... ,. ,~~.' .... ·I~:, 148 149 UWM throws Ranger kickers for a loss as they Only' managed to punch five runs across. Offensive stars for the Rangers were catcher Gary Fritsch who scored twice and out. fielder Ron Wilke Who had two hits. In the second game the Rangers were taken out of this contest early as starting pitcher Dan Langendorf allowed two runs in the second Inning and another six in the .third Inning staking MIlwaukee to an 8-0 lead. With that setback the offense set out to cut down the lead, but only managed four runs in the final four innings. The one bright spot in this game was the relie~ efforts put out by Steve Leonhard and Jeff Kon-. zel who held the Panthers the remainder of the game to keep the damage to the final Score of 8-4. This weekend the Rangers Will travel to MIlwaukee to avenge the double setback as they playa noon doublehead_ er at Milwaukee's Sim~ons ***************************** Player of the Week by Jett Lemmermann Sports Editor The UW-M Panther soccer team, slill bitter from an upset loss to Loutville a week earlier, earned some vindication at the expense of the Rangers last Monday. way against Parkslde. serving'freely towards the net. At the 11:48 mark, Mark Biebel headed home a pass from Roger Jacks to open the scoring. That goal stood up until four minutes Into the second haU, when another header, this time by Mark McIntosh, made it 2-0. The third Panther tally came again on a head-shot, scored by Michael Roe form Goran Krajl's comer ktck at the 67: 37mark. WhIle allowing only three shots by the Rangers,_ the Panthers connected on 3 of 8 shots, all through the air, in gaining their 7th victory or , the season. "My worst dreams were realized," commented Ranger skipper Rick Kllps. "We played poorly, I know it and the team is very aware of it. No excuses, we just piayed awful," Offensivelyt the Rangers were stlfeled as UW-M goalkeeper, Jon Mroz and the Panther defense shut-out Parkside's attack. The loss, which marked the second time the Rangers have been blanked this year, dropped them to 6-2-1 as goalkeper Stan Anderson was tagged with his first loss of the year. The Panthers had as much to do with it as the Rangers did. The Panthers line up of five midfielders had their Ted McIntyre for his South Carolina Origin, Sports Writer came to UW-Parkside after For the week of Sept. 27 his parents moved to wtsconthrough Oct. 15, the Parkside sin this past year, His grandRanger extends it's heartiest parents llve in Kenosha and congratulations to Tom (the were aiso a factor in his deciGamecock) Agazzi. the sion. So far, the Gamecock is Gamecock led the Rangers undecided in his college Golf team to victory as he major. was a medalist taking first in Agazzi has been golfing for the Pioneer Invitational in six years and attended Irma Janesville. High tn Columbia, S. CaroAgazzi shot a 148 for 36 Una. "The courses here are holes in the two day event. not as good as the ones in The Rangers ended up in a tie S.C., but so far my scores with UW Stout after the top have not been hurt," said the five scores were tallied. Jeff Cocker. Lewis proved to be the tie.. For this week and for his breaker as his score was success in the Pioneer Invitacompared with Stout's sixth tional, the Ranger congratuplace finisher. lates Tom Agazzi as Player Tom AgaiZl *****~***~~~~W*************** Ho'"l'~I¥~ing to do i~~_.'\.-.. \_.\;".J\.,\ .. -.....::" . . ..,,_il'joo")_-'_"'~...'" ~~ . ";'w,ruflrflwi:.aI,,,,'8.\f''SflNW. ..~~--: .-----,.,.. I ...._~ -!.-! ~., -- ~-.::..- . ' --.-PS/2 it! • Come to the Fair and """" on t"" IBM PS/2. .... ft.. ~lheIBM~~ rlouthow....,iti_lou ...... tth r:::.n;';,~~~ ""fl: L~ ....AndloNoI It, _ ~ 1'SJ'1.. ...,..._...... ......~~.. • ~l ..~ =o£'~"'..=.~::. ::;:.d'..r.:..:..,:-........ -:-<f~1II1~ VISIT THE" Ill'! .OOT~' II MOLINARO ON OCTOBER 11TH!! WECNE;:SDAY!! n , aNAL INfORMATION CONTACT CRAie SIMPKINS. 1Bf'.rs CAMPUS FOR ADDITI .' REPAESENTATIVE, AT SSl~S~__ 1 ........,....".,..~........--- 8 Neffers mired in slum ovements payoff at Wilmington by Ted Mcintyre Tuesday night Parkslde's volleyball, team showed up at the fieldhouse with it's 16th place N.A.LA. ranking to take on U.W. Whitewater. Unfortunately for the Lady Rangers, the Warhawks had no respect for rank as the Rangerettes dropped three straight. Game one set the tone for the evening's events as the Warhawks jumped out to an early lead, they sustained it throughout the contest wlnning game one 15-6. Whltewaters momentum continued into game two and Parkside found Itself down 6·0 before head coach Terry Paulson called tlmeout. The Lady rangers regrouped and fought back but came up short losing 16·14. A surprised Parkslde team and an anticipatory crowd set the tone for an emotional game three. The Warhawks continued to play consistently as they jumped to a 14·6lead. Again the Lady Rangers story was too little too late as a hard fought comeback fell short in a 15·13match ending game. "We were just flat," said head coach Terry Paulson of his girls, •'we were not aggressive at all ." Paulson admitted the prevlous nights workout was a contrlbuting factor in the teams lackluster effort. "I know they were tired, we practiced and lifted for a total of five hours last night," said Paul. son. Parkside's girls were also unhappy with their performance. "We just did not drilled the fIna1 nall 'into SSU's coffin as Jim Chomko netted a free kick from 2tS yards out, making It 3-0. From there, It was keep away tlrne as Parkslde ran out the clock for their seventh win of the year. More impressively, for the tournament, the Rangers didn't allow a goal through the air. a glaring weakness in their earlier loss to the Panthera of trw-xrnweukee. ·'1 was very impressed with how we defended against the atr game. It was a definite weakness in our loss to Mil· waukee, and it was something we worked all week on in preparing for this tournment," mentioned Kllps. The weekend split left the squad wtth a 7·3·1 record as they continue ~ugh one of the roughest parts of an already tough schedule, as they travel to St. Louis to take on the University of MIssouri. Kansas City. knotted the score before • penally kick. In tbe1r ""cond game, the ~J'lI turned In one of lIleJr me.! impressive outings <>f the Y ar. upending the deleJlding •AlA cJuunplon, sencamon t. nlverslty. Sanga' mon f turea a roster of ten returning atarters from last naUonaI cJuunplonship team. including Uberlan atIoaaI. Exeklel Doe-a twoUrne All American who has l&Wed 18 goaJs in just two aeuona at Sangamon, galnst the Rangers, though. Doe and CO. were ut cold u tan Anderson taJll d 1m fifth shut-cut of the IICJUIOD In impressive, 3-0 taaIt10n AJong the way, An· <Iel'llOl1 turned in an eightvt! performance u the ~", defense paved the way to victory. Ollen8Wely. Parltslde drew net twice in half number one. Bob Rogers converted a Jens HanIen pus to make it 1-0, and Clu1a Ryan extended the lead to 2'{) wtth an unaaslated goa1 Aller the half, the RanJ:ers onday Spotlight 0- um fly-by for Jets Men run third in Titan meet lacking the backfield punch of Bo Jack ... n. \\1ille the offense has been struggUng the de. fenee has been ha vlng major breakdowns in the second half atJowtng teams to score at....w. e&n",·h11e, the Jets have been playing u sloppy as L.A has and don't appear ready to Improve upon It. \\ Ith O'Brien at the helm the offenee has looked good and Freeman M",'eU has played perb in the back.f1eld. But they can't do It alone and the def..... has not played well at all ape<:lfIcaUy the special teams "'hlch have allowed three kick reiunuJ to wind up in the end zone in the first fow-W8U3. Wen u uauaJ I bave to jump out on • 11mb and give my prediction for how I feel lh1a balUe of loeeno ....w wind up and I ..., the N.Y. Jeta on top by a final ocore of 81.17. Ted McIntyre Sports Writer Saturday Parkside's mens and womens Cross Country teams traveled to Oshkosh to the Titan invitational. The men competed in a 12 team and placed thtrd behind UW Oshkosh and UW Stevens Point. "We ran where we were supposed to be," said assist. ant coach MIke Lunow. Pat Kochanskl finished first for the Rangers and 13th overall wtth a llme of 26:24 for the 8K race. Reggie Davenport was 21st overall and second for Parkslde and MIke Nelson finished 24th. "We have a real young team, said Lunow. "COnsldertng our experience, we ran well." The women's coach Mike DeWitt ran 1m J.V. women to give the varsity a week of rest. Wendy Orlowskl finished 23rd overall first for Parkslde With • llme of 19:48, and Kelly Watsin ran a 20:44 to place 44th overall. COnsider. Ing that the J.V. g\rIa are all freshmen DeWitt was pleased Withthe teama peJfonnance. Next the women wlJJ com. pete In the 1oI1nneaota Invlta. tlonaI apInat a louBIt field In. c1ud1ng four to 20 teams. The week Ahea Soccer 10/6 at U-Missouri-K.C. 10/8 at Park College (Granite City, III.) 10/11 Home vs. Lewis University of the more lowly lac off up I r ....,.~.y are the Loe Ann and the 4. W both of which wlJJ any a loll record Into the 'Ille uty of lh1a t both t &JUS t lh1a may tum aom t 01 an incam. but don't t on It TIl RaIders fly Into the reatlng p1ac 01 Jimmy Hoffa Ioo!llng to f1nd lIOme cona1atent play on both the of· I and the defense. So tar lh1a Ma80Ilthey have bad nel· lber u Jay Scbroeder has """ u bot and coJd ua tau. t and the ott_ has been J.V..Soccer 10/10 at College of Lake County GOlf 10/7-9 District 14 Tourney IEau Claire CO Volleyball 10/6-=-7 at Missouri Western. Tourne Men's Cross Country 10/6 at Notre Dame liwitatlbnal PElooking for video tapers ",. ParbIde Athletic de· b*lrtmo.lt Ie IooIdnc for beJp Yldeo laI*la Ibe IlpCOInJnc IIMetlI to be - - ParbIde N&Uoaal - Women's Cross Country 10/7 at Minnesota Invitational thoM With tbeIr own cam. corder ~t. are to con. tact Dr. Wayne DannebJ In the PI: bu1kIID&. or by con. lactInc the PI: otflce at _ 2108. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 5, October 5, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Charles Murphy names new Director of Enrollment Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document • Thursday, SeDtember 28, 1989 ~ur!J~ GJJ[N]~~~[R1~~uW(Q)~ W~~~(Q)[N]~~[N]D~~[Ri~~UlQ)~ a ' ' - , Vol. XVIII, No.4 CharlesMurphy named new Director of Enrollment by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor Bringing students to Parksideis the goal of Student En· rollmentServices (SES1, and ils newDirector Charles Murphy. Since starting here on Septemher 18, Murphy is enthuslastic,and very busy. "Good marketing, a lot of hard work, and personalizing the recruitment process," saysMurphy, are ways to increase enrollment on campus. Murphyalso feels that his extensivebackground and experiencein admissions will help him he successful at Parkside, Just prior to his position here, Murphy Was employed for two years in Enrollment Management at COlby-Sawyer University in New Hampshire. In the fourteen years previous to that, he was DI. rector of Admissions at the College of St. Thomas In MInnesota. Murphy's career goes back to the University of South Dakota, where he received his degree in Business Economics, and then went out to become an Assistant Director - of Admissions for two years after a short enlistment in the Army. From there he spent five years as Director of Admissions at Cardinal Stritch College .. Simpkins .chosen by Gwen Heller Is it possible to achieve a successful balance among clubs, classes, and homework? According to Parkside sophomore, Craig Simpkins It is definitely not Impossible: in fact, he seems to thrive on .... It. Recently appointed chairman of the Parkslde Union Advisory Board (PUAB1, Simpkins added another organization to his hectic achedule. "I make out a timetable which I try to stick to In order to finish my homeowrk. Basically, I ltve at Parkside!" His duties as the Ranger busirtess manager, senator in the Parkslde Student GovernCraig Simpkins ment Association, and member of the Academic Actions . Making the change to employment in the UW-System was fueled by his love for the midwest and his desire to rea turn to It. "My family and I rea.l!y missed the midwest. The peopte were different, not as friendly as here. I was interested in returning to the midwest and I was relatively familiar with the UW-System Murphy commented. ? In addition to taking the personalized approach to enrollment, Murphy also feels that teamwork is an essential part of the operation. "I am a great believer in allowing my staff to take responsibility. Making people feel good about their jobs -that generally leads to success." Although Murphy just recently started here, he has already had an extremely busy schedule. In his first five days on campus, Murphy was Involved in four days <:Ifmeetings with consultants and other administrative officials. Murphy said he has also been "going over the budget and trying to get a sense of what the operation has been in Ute past." "I love it," says Murhpy about the campus. "I think the surroundings are great. The people I've met are really nice!' Charles Murphy as new Chairman of PUAB Committee fill the gaps between his classes. Employing his abilities as a business major, Simpkins has earned the esteemed distinction as the IBM Collegiate Representative top individual salesman, In the UW-System, a position he worked hard to achieve, for the month of September. Assuming the position of chairman of PUAB will bear a large responsibility. Simp. kins will conduct the monthly meetings of Ute tourteenmember committee. The board ls responsible for all of the activltes and policies that relate to the Union, including food'service, publtc relations, the budget, and the remodeling and expansion procedures. South African Educators visit Parkside By Karen Colvin Staff Writer On September 20 the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement staff was proud to welcome two visitors from South'Afrlca to Parkside. Michael and Kathy Laverty, Whenin South Africa, are working with youth in a black township. They are Involved in a non-formal education P,:,>gram. "Kathy 'started thls program by telling stories to five and six year old children on a street corner," says Mike. Now the Lavertys are tnvolved in classes for people W b ho want to go on to college, ut who lack the proper POints. The Lavertys are taking time off of their project to visit cities worldwide. They are spending their own savings to do this. "Right now we are staying with Reva Holmes. She has been wonderful," said Mike. "In New York, we slept on the floor of friends." The couple came to Park· side hoping to glean information to form projects like CECA to take home and rurther their project. An exampie of this' being that there isn't a drug problem in South Africa. Unfortunately, this doesn't mean that there never \ will be. The Lavertys intend to study the way we deal with our problems in America, and try to prevent them in Africa. Aparthled plays a major roll in education In South Africa. The Lavertys came to Parkslde so see' a public multi-cultural center. This is something that doesn't exist where Kathy and MIke teach. Aparthled has been the sys· tem in South Africa for 40 years. It may take 40 more, but that system will be dis· mantled. "We'll have the same problems as you do," Mike said, "It Isn't just btack or white, It Is rich or poor. After you deal with color, you still have to deal with money." - "You're not just addressing people'S conciences, you're, addressing their pocketbooks," said Kathy. After the Lavertys left Parkslde they drove to Car· thage College to compare the cultural centers. They will visit Hong Kong and London before their trip is over. The board Is made up of members from the student body and faculty. Several clubs appoint -members to the board, and elections are held In the fall and sprtng to select two "at large" members. Simpkins has a strong agenda planned for the first board meeting on October 2. "My number one priority is to establish a food committee that will investigate the posstbllity of adding new food Items to the menu in the cateteria, Coffee Shoppe, and Union. Our contract with Parkslde .Food Service will be up this year, so it will depend on whether we sign with another company. I would like to see the food committee develop Into a stable cornerstone of the board." Other concerns for the board are the remodeling of Ute Recreation Center and the Union Square. A crew Is presently apply- ~ng a vinyl coating to the walls of the Rec Center and repainting the bowling alleys. As for the Union Square, we want to utilize the available space as much as possible to encourage people to take advantage of it. II Although many of the board's projects are still In . the talking stages, Simpkins is confident that visible changes will be made by the end of the school year. "1 know each member of the board. I have confidence that we we will accomplish our goals in developing the -Union to Its full potential." Inside••• Page 4... Robin-Crow Page 5••• Antidiscrimination Polley .....~., ",P.g.'11 .••• "",' .. ' '*"" .F '1".1' olthe,\¥eek - ( ) - 2 Thursday, september 28, 1989 Ranger Editorial... I Student escorts to patro th have been several InclOver the past few years ;:;;:. is a problem that is facdents of violence on campus. try A college campus is Ing students all aroundt T"r ~~lnai acltlvty. College stuthe perfect enviornmen 0 at ni ht are often required to dents who are on.::n'taJi"s betw~n bulldlngs or to their walk substantial cea all the can conslderlng. their vehicles. Campus police d~d ts;tIll feel threatened at limited manpower, yet spS~~ Is sponsorlng a student. night. dFor thltS e7vt,,:n~lth the cooperation of campus pomanne escor S tak er these escorting lice. If student volunteeffirsCO::;~OUldeb~vfreed up to patrol duties. campus pollee 0 ce others areas. th will be students on Under the proposemiddnlSyst~~M:on~y through Thursday. call from seven to g call the servParkslde students who desire an escort tt~en be walked Ice and be met by two escorts. They w . to their destination. tin to determine There ts currenlly a pelltlon etrcula g Th whether the Idea is favored by the student body. e Ran er strongly encourages you to show you support for g 1'0 m Students inlerested In volunteermg as an ~o~ s~ld' stop by the PSGA office for details. Appltcants wlll be screened and interviewed carefully. . Natural Euphoria..• Getting in touch with nature by Lyna Paukstelis Everyone should take time out and just watch the world around them. Fall is here. The time when all good things must come to a temporary end. Take a walk outside, and I don't mean from your car to school. I mean actually go outside because you want to take a walk. Look around you. What do you see'? What do you hear? Are you beginning to notice that everyday the air has gotten crisper, the days have gotten shorter and the trees have put on a brand new set of party clothes'? Autumn is a very special time, a serious time. It's a transillonal period before the quiet of winter sets in. PIcture this, you're walking outside and the cold air hits you like a runaway train. Then you get used to It and you go along your merry way. Then the wind picks up and the icy air slaps your face and it tossels your hair and maybe for the first time in a long time you feel like shouting for JOY, but you stop yourself. What if someone might hear you? You're an adult now, you have to act your age. (Personally, that is the largest crock of baloney I've ever had the misfortune 10 hear! ) ChIldren don't mind being heard. They don't know what acting their age means. Just think about when you were a kid. The best part of fall was the expectlon of Halloween and what seemed like the biggest pile of leaves that you had ever seen. All of the browns. yellow and reds sending you an engraved invitation for fun. Then you ran and took a flying leap right Into the middle of It all. So free. Kids don't mind If they get a IItlle dirty or If they encounter an ant or two. Fun Is the operallve word Intheir vocabulary. I do have a question though. Durlng what point of our lives do we decide 10 be an adult. Not a responsible and trustworthy person, but a work to hard, listen to classical music, no fun and games adult? Who says that being an "adult" means that you have to give up the things that meant so much to you just a short while ago? Who wrote the book that says adults can't jump into piles of leaves too? No one is saying that change isn't good. But it is very important to keep the child in you alive. Don't get so caught up in the adult world that you don't enjoy everyday life. Here are some interesting remedies for those "I don't want to be ann adult goday but I havve to" blues. Go for a walk In the park with the one person who keeps you warm from the inside out. Lay down a blanket, eat some cheese, have- some grapes. Talk about the things you love. The things that make you happy, and those that make you sad. Listen to New Age music. (William Ackerman is ideal in this type of situation.) Feel the air, smell the leaves, become one with nature. All of .this may. sound a little strange to some, but they are the ones who have never released the romantic that wells deep inside. Here's another one. Put on your favorite sweater and a warm leather jacket and go horseback -reding. Watch a field mouse as he nibbles on an ear of corn. Notice all of the brilliant colors of the male pheasant in flight, flushed out by the sound of your horse. Getting in touch with nature helps you get in touch with yourself. Make note of the feelings you have right now. Realize how free you feel. Experience how far away the hustle and bustle of the world is. And when you get home. be a kid again. Jump into that pile of le~ves,. eat and apple outside without worrying _ about getting chapped lips, just be -altve. Then go inside, have a hot cup of tea or some hot chocolate and recall the wonderful time you have had. Plan times to do it again. Now that you have found out one of the great gifts of nature, don't pu~ It In the back of the closet, keep It out and enjoy It. Don t forget, Soon you'll be back in the hustle - _ and bustle of this all 100 changing world. Take time to enjoy life, and ille will enjoy you. Scott Singer Asst.News Editor EDITORIAL STAFF Jeff Reddick ·· Asst. Sports Editor Steve DeAngelis Edilor·;n-ehief Dan Chiappetta News Editor Dan Pacetti. Copy Editor Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe .._ Photo Editor Technical metal From the disappointing previous LP "No Exit," Fates Warning has Improved by leaps and bounds. "Perfect Symmetry" displays the true talent of Fates Warning, sIg. nifying the maturity of the new line-up as a whole. By cutting down on the more repelltive rhythms and tossing in some very complicated harmonies, -guitarists Jim Matheos and Frank AresU created a very technicallury of sound. Drummer Mark Zonder, combining acoustic and eleetronic drums, add to this furY of sound with distinctly unique drum beats" Vocalist Ray Adler, while still keepmg his higher voice range, t:as learned to - utilize his votce more than what was doneon the "No Exit" LP. He's used his voice in a wider range, cutting down on the higher notes. - Another great improvement is the lyrics. Now, the so~ lyrics mainly ha ve-to do With life and its role in society. Fates Warning, and the~ album llPerfect gymmetrf have created a progresSlVl meatal masterpiece. Fal~ Warning is the band to wale In the nineties. If you are , lover of technical nle.tsl, y:. must buy this album Imme ately!! ! BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Business Manager Ten Fortney ·..· Ad Rep. Carol Cur; · ·········· Ad Rep. Ranger is written a~d edit~d by studentsat UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its edilorial1 cy and content.It IS published everyThursday during the academic year except over breakSandIVJ days. .. le~e~~rstotheeditorwillbeacceptsnonlyif theyaretyped,double.spacedand350 warpsnrless.~ h Id mustbeSIgned, WIth a telephone numberIncluded forverifi....anonpurposesNafQesWillbe~ e upon request. ~. fa~:poerreservestherightoeditlettersandrefusethosewhicharefalseand/orde. ~ . T~~~sdd~:forall letters, and classifiedads,is Mondayat 10a.m: forpublication . , , po Ranger Thursday, september 28, 19893 ;arkside .student· doing well after heart transplant by Dan Chlappeua time at St. Catherine's Hospi- giving her in NeM Editor tal In Kenosha, The doctors pneumonia. reoc",:,r g were tap.pmg DeMlcchl's lung In - September 1988, De. to get rfd of the fluids. The Mlcchl agreed that If a good doctors at St. Catherine's match was found she would knew there was something have the transplant. On Feb. ,,:ro~g with her heart, but ruary 8, 1989at 8:30 p.m., De. didn t exactl~ know what the Micchl received a phone call problem was. by Dr. Fields that a possible In May 1988,DeMlcchi went good match was found. Less to the University Hospital In than four hours later De. Madison where many tests Mlcchl was at the University were taken by Doctor Barry Hospital waiting for news Fields. Dr. Fields notifled De. about the possible heart Mlcchl that she needed a new transplant. At 2:00 a.m, Dr. heart. It was also made. clear Fields confirmed that the to DeMicchi that she would heart of a twelve year old boy have only one year to live If was a good match. At 4:30 she didn't receive a new a.m, DeMicchi was having heart. the heart transpinat. At 8: 30 "I was so scared. I didn't a.m, the transplant was com. believe him (Dr. Fields)," pleted. DeMicch! and' her stated DeMicch!. family were told that the The tests showed 'that De. transplant was a success. - Mlcchl's heart was four and a In April 1989, two months half times bigger than It was after the transplant, Desupposed to be. The heart Mlcchl went home for good. was laying on her right lung, "I was so scared. It was a "Accent on Enrichment" series begins at Parkside Dale Bower is Parkside's new Assistant Vice Chancellor Mrs. Bower's main objective in her new job, "It Is my intent to better coordinate and facilitate the extended service facilities here at u.W. Parkside. " "I could feel my heart !Dove,tI stated Michele DeMicch!,a Parkside freshman .. "I had a hard time breathing and a lot of chest pa~. ~,also keptgeltlng pneumonia. Michele DeMlcchi at the age of nineteen, on February 8 1989recei ved a heart transpiantat the University Hospltal In Madison" The heart came from a twelve year·old boy. ult all started when I was eleven years old and I had, Utetiu. The flu settled In my heart muscle and that kept causing' my heart to work barder and harder, making my heart get bigger and big. ger," emphasized DeMicch!. In the spring of 1988, DeMlcch! caught pneumonia. She was very sick. At that lime, DeMlcchi spent a lot of by Dawn Malland Entertalnmel!ct Editor The Dramatic Arts Depart. ment and Student Activities Office has planned an excellent Iine-up for the "As You LIkeIt",play package, Ballet, Uteatre and music perform. ances will be highlighted by the "Accent' on Enrichment" sertes. Parkslde's .Theatre Depart. ment's 1989-90 "Plays at Parkslde" series will feature drama, classic snakespearean comedy and the provocative and experimental works ofwomen in the early 1900's. Featured in the "Accent on Enrichment" series are some of the best entertainment from Europe and the Orient, and offers a stimutatlng line· up of performances geared for family enjoyment. The Enrichment series is booked by the Parkslde Actlvltles Board Performing Arts Committee. The commit· tee members decide what type of entertainment to have and then call different agents and see who is tour1ng in the area. This year. the series in· 'by Karen Colvin Staffwriter Dale Bower Is the neW As· slstant Vice Chancellor for Extended Services at Parkside. Extended Services encompasses a continuing education program, conferance~, business and education outreach, ,and credit outreach courses. Mrs. Bower has many past aCComplishments tn the field of educalton. She holds five degrees from the University of Wisconsin system. These tnclude a BA in Spanish and Speech Education, a MA In Specla1 Education, a MA in eludes many educational yet still entertaining shows. Included in the series are: the Alexander Roy London Ballet. Vienna Choir' Boys, the Shanghai Quartet, flutist Eugenia Zukerman and the Broadway show "Dr'eamgirls." Three Parkslde productions, "As You Like It," "Women's Voices" and "The Elephant Man" are also Included in the package. Cost of the entire package Is $55 for the general public, There is a discounted price for Parkslde faculty and staff members. Also, Parkstde students may get in to see the London Ballet, Vienna Choir Boys and Dreamglrls for $6 a ticket. Students wlll be able ,to buy tickets to see the Shanghai Quartet and Euge· nia Zukerman for $3 each. Tickets are on sale now for the Alexander Roy London Ballet Theatre. Tickets go on sale for all acts October 9, at the Union Information Cen· ter. For more information on the- HAc cent on Enrichment" series~ contact the Information Center at 553-2345. Call 553-2564 for details regarding Reading Educatton, and EdS degree ilil, Industrial and Vocational Education, and a PhD in Educational Adminls· tratlon. Mrs. Bowers achievements don't end with her schooling though. "r have over ten years of experience with the U W systems 'and vocational a~d technical colleges of Wisconsin." "When I was employed in LaCross 1 developed the first, the first alternative education program in the area." s~ys Bower. It was a cooperative effort between LaCross dis· trlct schools and Wisconsin Technical eolleKe. ,/the j 'Plays a-t Parkside. " , This year's "Accent on En· richment" series is as fol· lows: the Alexander Roy London Ballet Theatre, "A Mid· summer Night's Dream" Oct. 4; the Dramatic Arts Depart. ment's "As You Like It," Nov. 3, 4, 10, 11 with a 10 a.m. matinee Nov. 9; Vienna Choir boys, holiday and folk music, Nov. 27. . Also showing are: Shanghai Quartet, a string enseemble. F'eb, 19; three one-act plays;' "Overtones," I'Trifles" and "Suppressed Deatres," Feb. 23-25 and Mar. 2·3 with 10 a.m, matinee Mar. 1; "Dreamgirls," Mar. 29; the Dramatic Arts Department's "The- Elephant Man," Apr. 20, 21, 27, 28with 10 a.m. matinee Apr. 26; and Flutist Eugenta Zukerman, Apr. 29. The first program is the London Ballet Theatre, whtch will be performing on October 4. Ail program performances are at 8 p.m, in the Communi· cation Arts Theatre, with the exception of Dramatic Arts matinees. It will be a worthwhile experience so come have some fun! And then there Is the time Mrs. Bower' worked for the University in Sheboygan. "I developed the first series of implant business seminars in cooperation With the ,U.W. ,center Sheboygan and Kohler Company." . Bower has also seryed as chair of academic staff advl· sory committee for the thtr· teen two year campuses. : Mrs. Bower Is working on several projects at Parkslde right now. "We're in the pro· cess of ~hiring a director of continuing education. I am really interestd in getting that position filled and getting that depariment off -and run· time In her life when whe needed all her friends," explained Parkside sophomore Roberta Behringer, a good friend of DeMicchi's. "Once every month and a half, I go back to Madison for a check up. I get a biopsy taken to see If I am having any rejection," explained DeMlcch!. Today, DeMlcch! takes eight different kinds of medlcarton. Drugs that are antt-rejectton, drugs to build up her immune system, and drugs that help her blood pressure. DeMlcchi takes a total of nineteen pills a day. One and a half years later, DeMlcch! at the age of twenty Is back at Parkslde for her second semester, taking over from where she left off in the fall of 1987. "I feel so alive," expressed DeMlcchi. Michele DeMicchl London Ballet Theatre ning again." Bower states, "We're going to start exploring the posslbil. ities of a "weekend college" program here at Parkside. II These programs typically In· volve students attending classes only on Saturday and Sunday. Mrs. Bower also takes stu· dent needs into consideration, "We are reviewing and reassesing the process, and delivery of off campus credit courses in an effort to better meet the needs of the area residents. We would also like to expand our on campus ac· tivity,' and utilize our dorm facilities for that purpose. II P 4Thlndayark·So4*ls·l.md"'e28~'sll89R8ngl1rf• F-Ilm Series begins eighth seas~ orelgn d rIng one of three screennase season tickets. cost of ;gs: Thursdays at 7:30 p.m., The committee re celves In- t.e serles Is $19 fOfrthetugdeen~~ Saturdays at 8 PAl·ml·fanl'lmdsS~3i formation on fUm choices al public and $17 or s days at 2 p.m. from dlstrlbUlOrs of the films, and senior c1t1zens. Group be shown in Parkside's Union oUI r m mben of the com- diScounts are available, bU~ Cinema. If you ar~ interesttehd e mW\1tyand movie reviews on tickets can not be sold indi- in more information on . tel and in newspapera- vidually for each film. series. contact the Parkslde Allhougt\ they keep in mind Only season tickets are of- Union Information Center at patrons' chalc • tile com- fered because It Is easier to 663-2346. . ~ :: ~~~e ~~ see how successful the series The 1989-90film series IS as will be since the committee follows: COup de Torchon ctramas. and dlverlty tile needs attendance figures to (France, 1982) Oct. 5, 7, 8; A counll1 u Ian tums for the next year, Handful of Dust (England, The lncludes f msp they are unable to walt untU 1988) Oct. 19, 21, 22; Danton from Denmark. BruI1, india. N 9 11 12' France, Japan, pain, Ger· tile end of tile season.. (France, 1983) ov. , , , =.~ngland Ital A There are some benefits to women on the Verge of a w •n. A!~ro!:,~having tickets. Each sub- NervouS Breakdown (Sl'ain, to aouu r-, there: seems to be scriber receives .tnree free 1988)NoV. 16. 18. 19; Basileus a I raJ m conception of guesl passes. which can be Quartet (Italy, 1984) Dec. 7, what f Ign fum. are. The used tnrougnout the series. 9 10' Pelle the COnqueror pub c UMla1Iylh1nks that it No matter what day tile sub- (Den~ark, 1988) Dec. 1.4, 16, the 1Um to nol In English, scriber chose tickets for, it he 17' and Vincent: The Life and they 't be able 10 under- wants to see tile tum on an- D~ath of Vincent Van Gogh atand 11 Ho ever. fUm. no In other day, he only has to (Australia, 1987) Jan. 11, 13, Eng1lllll will have subtitles. show up then. The seats 14 • For people who are inler- aren't numbe red. so there Is AIso showing are: Baghdad _ In languages. in partrc- free seating. Also. tile tickets Cafe (Germany/USA, 1987) uJar. I th1nIl thia is a great are transferrable. ~o a friend Jan. 25, 27, 28; A World Apart opportunlty from them," said can use tile ,!ICket in place of (England, 1988) Feb. 1, 3, 4; Oouti r. the "owner. Wings of Desire (GermanyIn onSer to .... the fUm season ticket holders have /France 1987) Feb. 15, 17, 18; to ri . on 111 need 10 pur. tile option of vlewmg fums ' Robin Crow to perform on the Union Pad M.lhed Robin Crow is one of the most extraordinary and innovative gultarlsts in North America. Even wltIl teaching himself tile guitar, his mastery of It Is unmistakable. Crow seems to continually break tradltional rules and set new standards. "n ace" mualclan, will put on an outdoor concert on the Unton Pad. woatller permltling. loIarly people are probably wondering who he Is. WeU, Mter trying to capture America's attention for more than ten years, his 1986 release "Creator" was so successful that some of the most notable muslctans in the world decided to collaborate with him on his next project. Crow's latest album release, "Windows to the World," included accompa.n.i_ ment with former Toto basstst David Hungate. Kerry L1vg...,n from Kansas, Chuck Wild from MI.slng Persons and MIke Lawler from the Sieve Wlnwood Band. This album, finished in 1988 has been distributed in ov~r 16 countries. "Windows to the World" and Crow's support TIlnl&lIt.the Par d com· m ty will .... a dltfe",,"t of concert Robln Crow. a THE PLASMA DONOR CENTER (if ,.m) Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 TUDE TS FI D OUT HOW YOU CA EAR 1251 OcrOBER. BY STARTI G YOUR DO ATIO SO OcrOBER 2nd. 6212 - 22nd Ave. 654.1366 l-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 ~IESSELM.ANN Day' Care Center, Inc. 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"Traveling .through Space" prOVides a feeling of wonder from liftoff to the "moon walk. to "Around the World" shows scenes from the deserts of Africa to snow covered mountains' in Ecuador. Norman Cloutier The Magician (Sweden,1llli Mar. 1,: 3, 4; X1ea(AM"; 1976) Mar. 22, 24, 25; A,;~ voir Les Enfants (F 1987) Apr. 6, 7. 8; TamlSllro. (Japan, 1986) Aprill! 21' and Salaam Bombay!'(I'" 1988) May 3, 5, 6. These slides, combined" Crow's powerful music, PI each member of the audlq a sense of hope for thewadi Two other main !hem.. d also be seen. "HeavenIII Earth" Includes atmospilok sunsets and lightning.alit with fireworks. "1llil World" shows an inlimlll look at Haiti's Port auP11II and La Gonave Island, I well as their roiling COUIIJ sides. The entire show IAIII around 90 minutes, bulIII impact' that It leaves" make you think aboutIll. i other parts of the world. If you are ready fora '" experience su~h as !his, :: up tonight on the Urnon~l Crow will be perform!Jlg 30 p.m. Ranger Thursday, September 28, '19895 Chapter UW17 outlines Wisconsin by Dan Chiappetta News Editor TheUniversity of Wisconsin parkslde and th? rest of the Unlversityof wisconsm System greeted an anti dtscrtmtnation rule that took eff~ct september 1, welcommg 1110000 students. The rule. formally' known as Chapter UW17 of the state's admjnistrative code. rohibits comments directed ~t an Individu.al that c.reates an ''In!frnidatm.g, hOStil;,' or demeaning environment on campus. . Thenew rule covers racial, ethnic, and sexual slurs, amongothers. students who 'vlolate the ruleare subject to disiplinary actions including- expulsion from the UW-System. "The statute went into effectSeptember 1. Each institute had the responsibility to develop it's own procedure _ concerning the new anti discrimination rule." explained Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for StUdent Affairs. The proposed policy at this mo. ment is tentative as they are being reviewed by the UWSystem.'t Many state Wide activities have occurred in the past few years that .has brought upon the new rule. The University of Wisconsin-Madison had received a lot. of media attention last year ecncermng rraternities discnminating against Afro-Americans. After years of insensitive reo marks, a lot of talk was being heard that the ·UW-System. . policies were not fair. "It was perceived that many of our campuses were not being very tolerate, that there was a great deal of insensitivity, ignorance and blatant discriminatory behavlor on the part of the community towards people with color." emphasized Grace. •'So there was an emphasis on getting more minority students on campus, coupled with a climate that was not very accepting and suppertive." All these activities brought the governor, system leadership, legislature, and students together to say we need wome rules and procedures to deal with these issues that happened over several years, and it took all of last year to reverse Chapter 17. Last year on campus, unnamed people distributed pamphlets and flyers that contained racist hatred. The handouts contained material discriminating Afro-Americans. The people were unknown to be students or if they belonged to some organization. system policy .' 'There is tension between individuals who advocate freedom of speech and how can you set up rules that curve freedom of speech versus the other side saying it is the Universities responsibility to provide a safe, supportlve; and comfortable environment to study,' f stated Grace. The proposed policy is at .this time being reviewed by the UW-System_ The policy' states that complaints of racial or other discriminatory conduct will be considered on a case-by-case basts. The University recognizes that some instances of racial harassment. racism, or other discriminatory conduct may be the result of tgno- .rance, insensitivity, error, or lack of communication between parties. Some complaints will lead to informal resolution with little or no Well Day to .promote wellness and success, the number of people who usually participate Is be- ~een 1500 and 2000, two years ago it was decided that it would be held every other year instead. Thus, there was no Well Day last year. The reason it was changed to every other year was because some of the agencies involved by Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Wen Day is a day that Is designedto help Parkside students and the community learn more about health matters. The health fair, whlch beganten years ago, is a one dayevent that will be held on October fourth between ten a.m, and three p.m. The fair Is sponsored by Student HealthServices. "It was initiated ten years ago to emphasize wellness and healthy lifestyles and to help people develop healthy lifestyles," said Sandra Riese. Community organizations, hospitals, and agencies from both Kenosha and Racine are invited by Student Health Services to participate in the one day event. Displays are set up, literature Is handed out. and demonstrations are provided by all who .are In:. volved. "We are going to be having thirty-five Kenosha and Racine agencies with a variety ofscreenlngs." Riese said. Some of the screenings Inelude blood pressure testing, cholesterol testing, blood typing, body composition, foot analysis, . glaucoma testing, and physical fitness. "Essentially everything Is free but the cholosterol scre~ning .is three dollars," said Riese. "If you had It done at a hospital it might cost you 25 to 30 dollars." , The reason that the cholesterol testing. which is one of the most popular events at the falr, has a three dollar charge is because the cost of the machines is so great. Some of the other screemngs include mental health, drug and alcohol abuse, and Lyme's disease. Along with the many screenings that will be going on during the day there will also be two guest speakers giving presentations. Koreen Cabhelka who is a relaxation therapist from. St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha will be giving a presentation on relaxation therapy at noon in one of the Union rooms. The room number will be posted. Also, there will be a presentation on building strong families by Racine home economist Gail Manhardt at ten a.m. Though Well Day Is usually held once a year with great Recruitment- Fair successful Well, another Recruitment Fair· is behind us all now. TheFan '89 fair- . was held on September 20 in Upper Main Place. JUdging from the cornOlents received, it was a. success. CRISIS PREGNANt, CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RII. KENOSHA b vulture and handed out for tune cookies to those walking by their table. At this time, the recruit ment fair. committee would like to thank all who partici pated. We would also like to invite everyone back for the Spring 1990fair'.' to be held on Wednesday, January 31, from University trltervention. On the other hand, some beha viors may be so flagrant as to warrant immediate University intervention and adherence to guidelines for formal resolution and disciplinary standards. Either an informal or for~ mal approach may be used to resolve complaints of racist and discriminatory conduct. The Chair of the Committee on Racist and Discriminatory Conduct, Dtrectora of the Center of Educational and Cultural Advancement, the Office- of Student LIfe, the Counseling and Testing office, . or the Assistant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action are individuals who can assist In Identifying the most effective approach to pursue. healthy lifestyles requested It. "I would like to see It every year." said Riese. "I'm going to jUdge on how successful it Is IhIs year and what the agencies have to say. I think it's going to be a fun day for everyone. There's a lot of tnformation and a lot of things available." INTRODUCING ••. UW-PARKSIDE (9 STUDENT HEALTH INSURANCE 1 1989-90 SCHOOL YEAR AND SUMMER THIS YEAR'S PLAN IS BLUE CROSS/BLUE SHIELD REASONABLE RATES - Plan Annual Premium - Student .....................•........ $383 - Student And Spouse ............. $777 Student And Family ............. $1213 INDIVIDUAL SEMESTERCOVERAGEAND RATES ALSO AVAILABLE. (2ND SEMESTERINCLUDESSUMMER) BROCHURE& APPLICATION FORM AVAILABLE AT STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES, MOLINARO HALL ROOM D-115 . ...'.~.....' . . ,,. tlon. Alpha Psi Omega, the drama chapter, edged _out Sigma Epsilon, Parkside's Wargamers for Iirst place and will receive $25, which will be deposited into their fund by Student Organizations Council. As a result, Wargamers received the $15 second place prize. For the $10 third place PI1ze, PI marketing club, raffled off a 9:00 a.m. to 3 p.m. * * * * -* * * * * * * * * * : * FUNDRAISERS * .* FREEGift Just for Calling, Plus Raise * * Up to $1700 in Only Ten Da,,:~! * * Student groups, fraternitie.s and sororitles * * needed for marketing prolect on campus. * .* For det:ails plus a FREE GIFT. group * * . officers ca - II '1 Boo-950-B472. - ext:. 30 * : * ** * *.* * ,* * * * * * * Campus police enforce new alcohol policies 6 ThlMday, September 28, 1989 Ranger Residence Hall Association. Parlles are to be private, indoor activities where trie hosts are responsible for the behavior of all guests. For those who wish to live In a non alcoholic atmosphere, -non alcoholic dorms are an option. "For the most part, drinkIng In the dorms Is not a major problem," said Residence Advisor and sophmore, Pal KochanskI. "I think there have been fewer people drinkIng so far this year. The ernphasls Is riot on partying every night." by Gwen Heller ews Writer hand." GeneraJiy the alcohol polley Itself has not changed. The roles and regulations are clearly outlined In the Residence HaIl Handbook provtded by DeAnn Possehl, Director of Residence LIfe. Those of legal drinking age may drink In responsible situations. Consideration Is the key; loud parties, physical damage, and disruptive behavior are circumstances to which the campus police wI1I respond. The next time a wild bash getl out of hand in the residence haIls, don't expect the lIher!ff'. department to tnvest1pte. Due to the new policy, the campue pollee wI1I reo epond to the call as well as teeue citations and make arreets 11 necessray. Dougl.. Wielgat, Assistant Director of the Campus Police, Ie certain that the new polley will be efficeint. "We wUl be able to respond much more quickly to the situation than tin! sheriff's department. We wW also get statements from those involved nretUnderage students are not allowed to drink anywhere on campus. Alcohol possessed by underage drinkers will be confiscatd by the campus pollee or the Residence LIfe staff. Deposits from cases or kegs are used to fund non-alcoholic events planned by the The campus police, on call TWENTY-FOUR hours a day.. have had a few scattered complaints Involving alcohol In the residence halls, but have not issued any citations or arrests .. "It's been a typical year so far," said Wlelgat. Cooperation between the students and the campus police Is what officer Brian Ketterhagen would like to see. "I . want everyone to be aware of the polictes SO that there won't be any unfortunate mlsunderstandingS. lowe It to everyone to point out the laws regarding alcohol u~e." Many students are unaware that there are stiff consequences when it comes to charging party members fat alcohol served at parties. Regardless of whether the participants are of legal drinking age, a liquor license must be obtained. Failure to do so results in a minimum fine of '250 up to a maximum fine of '1000. A jail terrn 0 three 'months to a year is litI alternative. According to W~ consln State Statue 125.66 second offense will be p~a able by a jail term and . monetary fine. A '67 fine a applicable .to any UDder': drinker. Thls fine can also become permanent lnJormau on one's drivers license. 0lI Ketterhagen stressed that the campus pollee respond~ complaints, but do not stall the dorms looking for troUbll ','When we receive a corn plaint, we Immediately looi Into It. If the problem dOll not cease, we return agam and investigate further. Fur. thermore, we don't make ar. resting students our primary priority. We'd like to Work tntngs.out on friendly term, U at all possible." Parkside offices gain computer access r~llftCTORYj RETAIL ~ HELP WANTED ~ : so~.y , FACTORY . OUTLET CENTRE Join h':lndred,s of satisfied employees at the Midwest s largest and most successful manufacturers' outlet shopping center, The 'Factory Outlet Centre' 1-94 ~nd Hwy.. 50, Kenosha. Full- and' parttime posittons open in retail sales, dock wor~, food service and janitorial Conve~lent fto apply. C0J'Tlplete one' applica I~n or ~10 _ stores. Applications available dun~g shoping center hours at the Information Center in Phase 3 0 call ~57~7961f~r additional informati~nr Apph.catlons Will be reviewed by st . seeking emplOyees. ores They're Here! 32 oz. Sports Cup with lid & straw. Made of durable, easy-to-clean plastic. Has wide-mouth top for easy filling. Available at the Union Dining Room and The Coffee Shoppe $189 Filled with your favorite soda. Refills on the Sport Cup availqble at the uniol Dining Room, Union Square Bar and the Coffee Shoppe for 750 f Refil offer expires Nov.1, 1989 PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor Parkside has signed an agreement with American Management Systems' for a mainframe software system to support admlnlstratlve functions. This agreement. signed on July 1, will allow the major offices on campus easier and better access to student related data. . The offices that would be linked include financial aid, on-line admissions, regtstra. tlons, student records, and student accounts. This system, to be Implemented In 1991, will allow records to be entered or modified at one location, and then accessed at any other. The advantage of this type of system Is that data need only to be entered once for each student, rather than multiple limes for different purposes. "If admissions puts in information on one student, financial aid can look at it," explained Steve McLaughlin, Director of Student Life, and / project manager for this syo tern, known as Integrated Student Information System (ISIS). "It wUl really have a major impact 'on the university. Being user friendly. usen will be able to generate theJr own reports. If you had a need for a specific report you could go to the database and get the results,' ,-.- said McLaughlin. McLaughlin also explained that ISIS is an "administra· tive tool" and that it "is de· signed for the end user." Highlights of the ISIS pack· age include: as information: is changed in one location, it il automattcally updated throughout the system; on· line use of menus and tables; I users will make necessary .changes rather than requiring I .the computing center to reprogram the system;. multi· pie layers of security; as well' as .'what-if" considerations, /cUrrently, 'the systemI under use Is limited severe~ In the types of l;lpplicatiOIll ISIS wllJ be implementillg. With ISIS most, If not all.~ the limitations of the currenl system will be ellmlnlated. When ISIS Is implemented In 1991, it will be done sOwtTh~ existing eqUipment, e present IBM 4381 mainframe wlll be used, as well as elO~ Ing terminals and perso computers. Additional te~ nals and computers will added as necessary .• . "Over the next 18' montll decisions will be made as to how conversions of infOrrn&d,; tlon are to be cohducte, . 'on'~ McLaughlin said. DeclSI dull regards to bow each ",0 or Is to be sel up wlll also occ over the next 18.months: Ranger Thursday, September 28, 19897 lassifieds and Club Events ..... ..... FO!:~~! _'9" T WI~ AM/FM cassette, 4 ChevemOes, good runner. Con10,~ kaU p,S.G.A., 553-2244. Jj,~NS. C8ll evenings, 554: .... II' 1983Kawasaki Spectre \l&'""d shaft-drive. in-line 4- o .1-teerttaring, cassette deck, :'=. offer. 564-8984, ask for · nvE meal tickets. They can 10 In COffeeShoppe, Cafeteria. uare or Mini Mart. If inter- ::n Dawn at 663-2901 or stop in JiangerOffIce and leave amesiocBAEL'S Church. 4101 N. Erie ftl,C1ne 18 havbtg tt'e annual rumaaJe on saturday, Oct. 7, from 9- The following items will be avatl- · tor sale at very reasonable · hoUsehold items, knick aman appliances. draperies uMns, toys and games, clothes, recordS. and furniture. MECHANICAL work done oll changes, brakes, shocks, ·exhaust, minor tune-ups. Free tes, very reasonable rates. Call Bar-oln anytime, leave ames· I M3-2874. HELPWANTED GE CAMPUS representative. • $. Flexible hours, fun, enjoyable, · g. Gross up to $2Q.OOO a year helping friends receive grants or pe. For information, please : 213-961-2111). WANTED,every third night. or live-in, free room and ,Q:lnlact:Mellssa 657-3571. a FOR a fraternity, sorority dentorganization that would like e $500-1000 for a one week on marketing project. Must be d and hardworking. Call orMyra at 800·592-2121.. Y? NEED a date? Meet that someonetoday! Call Datetime 0: EXPERIENCED in child In Northeast Racine for 4 month Cb.Ild.Wednesday mornings, 3 a week,pay negotiable. If inter- • call Wendy,639-0492. Tn ROW prisoner, caucasian .12, desires correspondence with r male or female college student. to rcrm a friendly relationship more or less just exchange past ences and ideas. WllI answer all and exchange pictures: Prison require your full name and readdress on the outside of en- . Wrtte to: Jim Jeffers, Box B ,Florence,AZ 85232. UC SERVICE NOUNCEMENTS NON'PROFIT agency In needs a student with bookskills and interest for 3-4 h~~~onth to assist with entries ~ces for the account with a tin prepared for mdnthly board p. This means experience on ~me ~oraccounting students trnd maJors. Call 553-2011for an ent or stop by the Career andask for Carol. CLUBEVENTS ':f WILLbe a meeting of the In0lJa1 Students Organization on ~' Get 4 at 12:00 in Moiinaro ~t to Is a good chance to met WOrld~7stUdents from all over JOin'"''W you are interested, '" UTE'"' .ednesday. pI be a It CLUB MEETING. There Wednameettngof the Computer at 12 eSday, Oct. 4 In Molinaro : Vi. 00 The topics to be discussed ~ ru:u:.:untormauon seSSions, tour t lnin computer fair, Pascal to g contest. The club is ~ rs ~students interested in com. ~ vi CL members welcome t. ClUbv~ ),fiddle Eastern Stu • • 1 r llnd rpose To promote a ~ tultur:~tandmg of Middle-East_ } and the Parkside commu- ~ area P1Vide Information about ers CtiviUes will includej rn'" tesentatlons and a "Middle UonY If YOuwould hke more Arntli please contact Prof. tblgs \VIii ~IUb advisor, 553-2547. inMOlina e held on Fridays at VA to 109 SIfIP~~TY CHRISTIAN FEL. !'Son,'rvcrnning (~>Ct4, Woody a i.Part staff, Will be present .. Cilrtst SO:es on the person of histortcal me and learn about retevlnce t~re, and determine ay.( We are meeting Wednesd~y Oct. 4 in MOimaro 107 at noon. Brmg your lunch and coke we hope to see you there. ' ENGLISH CLUB will be meeting wed, nesday in CA 135, 12-1 p.m. Everyone wekome! - 7008. ~~:~t~ARIA ~ThFORBeI~gs, those legs. , OM 3W56: My wife doesn t press anything of mine "LOOK UP in the sky! U's a Bird tt'e a Plane, it's Naomi!" ' JENNI: YOU'RE the best. Your V P INTERESTED IN environmentalis~? Join the newly forming yet vastly in: fluential Parkslde Green OrganiZa_ non. Call Dan at 652-2181- JOHN KEHOE: Happy 21st Birthday Love, Anne. . HOPE: AM I just seeing a ghost" Guess who? . CAROUNA: NO tacos, no Pizza Got it? Good. . TINA AIELLO:-You are the sweetest thing since they invented chocolate. Mr. News Editor. HI. DAPHNE. it's me. PERSONALS JOE COOL: Thanks for being there Friday afternoon. Sorry fOlj being a doorknob Friday night. Always, WOOd- stock. _ HUNGER ALERTI 12th Annual Crop Walk! Blkers-15 miles, joggers and walkers-l0 miles, senior citizens-5 miles. Sunday, Oct. 15 at 1 p.m. at Shaloam Center, 1113 62nd at. For donations sheets for participants, call Kay Wade 658-4694. For a talk at our college, call Bill Whitcomb, 1-608-222_ Homecoming nominations NOMINATION PAPERS MUST BE RECEIVED IN THESTUDENTAcnvTnEs OFFICE BY FRIDAY, SEP. TEMBER 29. Voting for the king & queen w1ll take place on ocrOBER 9-11. . Please share this infonnaiton with your committees and organizations. If you would like more information, contact the Student Activities Or-, flce at 553-2278. Nominations for lhl~ years Homecoming King & Queen will take place beginning Monday September 25, 1989_ Nomination papers will be availabte In Motlnaro Hall L-1 level from 11:00 a.m, to 1:00 p.m. on September 25, 26, and 27. or can be picked up In the Siudent Activities Office, Union 209_ Homecoming w1ll place from October 9-14. take ALL niSI nlucw:s IIIPSIIIIS JUST ENTER TO WIN! First Financial Bank wants to help pay your tuition IJust bring the coupon below to any branch. or drop it in the matl--no transaction is necessary! Youcould win $700 for your college tuition. Our sweepstakes Isjust one example of our commitment to helping Wisconsin's studentsand it offers a great way to help pay for your education. Another example of that commitment is our easy-to-obtain Student MasterCard. which provides up to $1.000 in credit. Use it for whatever you need-books. supplies. concert tickets-even cash advances! Wecan also fulfillyour other financial needs-including TYMEcards and checking and savings accounts. Student loans are also part of our commitment. Wecan arrange a variety of loans. including low-Interest Stafford Student Loans. Parent Loans for Undergraduate Students (PLUS)and Supplemental Loans for Students (SLS).ENTER TODAYI Raclne'1733 DougIasAve. '632-8869 TwIn Lakes' 213 N. Lake Ave.' 877-2113 63 offices throughout Wisconsin -----------------~--------------------------------------------------------------------------- o YES! I want to win $700! Enter me in the First Financial Dollars for Scholars Sweepstakes. Please send me information about First Financial;;: o Student MasterCard o Checking accounts o Savings accounts OTYMEcard o Student Loans Please complete the following information. I'm currently·a: o freshman o sophomore ojuniOr D senior o graduate student o other _ Name Name of College or University Your Address at School City State Zip KN Your Phone Number at School Deposit your entry at any First Financial office. or mail to: First Financial Bank. Student Loan Dept.. 1305 Main Street. Stevens Point. Wl54481. Oneerltry perstudellt. Maximum prize isS700. Entries must ~r['('.ei\·edby Octobt'r 20. 1989.Dra\l:inj:!will be helcfonaclobt'r 31. 1989.and wmner wlllbe notiFied bv mail. Sweepslakes\'old where prohibued by law. Youmust bt' a partor full-lime ("ollt'.I!:estudent to entt'f. j 8 Thursday. September 28. 1989 Ranger Chancellor Canary performs in US Assoc. Vice to Canary was the Georgian hospitality. The Georgian family that he and his wife stay with made sure to keep their social schedule busy with var-ious activities andfeasts. The feasts that he described were incredible. often. lasting three to siX hours with no - shortages of food and drink. Shortage seemed to have' been limited to 'petrol and soap. Georgia being an agricultural area seemed to have an abundance of fresh fruits and vegetables. The most popular event of the feast, aside from singing of Georgian fold songs. were the toasts. The loa Is be unending thro S feast. as weil as ~g~&rt mental. It is tra~ I toast. the beauty f the dearly deparle~ Georgian Independent"l Students Who tnt b terested in ex~t Georgtan hOSPitality themselves, as well ing Moscow and S II will hl've an oPPGrtllJU so this ,spring. Whenp~ ver Hayward will lead to the USSR dUrin break. g to the Georgian hospitality they had become used to. Georgia is surrounded by spectacular mountain ranges that have effectively isolated them and helped to .make them the proud and independent breed they are. Even though Georgia is a part of the Soviet Union. they have long strived to maintain their ethnic identity. and their devout Christianity. One of the recent effect of oiostnost in Georgia has been the reopening of about 30 of the over 60 churches in the area. But the most striking part of Georgian culture according speak English they stUl were able to find it entertaining because of the very physical nature of the play _ The group ended their show with a selection of American show tunes and a popular Georgian song. The group was expecting to spend just ten days touring the Georgian countryside. but due to a bureaucratic dispute between the Soviet government and the Czechoslovakian alrune they were to fly out on. they managed to spend an additional 40 hours in the Moscow International Airport, They found the experience to be in great contrast By ~UcbeUeRenee Degenals 81aff Writer During an exchange procram between the Racine Theater Guild and the Polytleee Institute of T1bUShi.Georgia USSR. Robert Canary, a member of the Racine tneater Guild and Assoc. Vice Chancellor here at Parkslde. went to T1bllsl to perform In "Rough Crossing" by Tom toppard. ThIs play wU also be the season opener for the group in Racine. Even though many of the members of the audience In Ttbllsl do not Committee assists in hiring by ~cbeUe Renee Degenals Slaff Writer The At!lrmative Action Commltee here at Parkslde is working to create minority role models for students. They are doing this by overseeing the hlrIng of faculty. academic and classt!led slaff. The members of this committee are made up of representatives from these groups, as weU as Parkslde students. The students are nominated by the PSGA. and then approved by the Chancellor. ThIs committee Is not Involved with student employment. One of the goals of the AiflrmaUve Action Committee ts to seek out areas in which the monitoring of job searches here at p-arkstde, but also finding ways of retaining minority staff members. Although Parkslde Is active in the hiring of minorities. it is not always able to keep them. Some of the brightest are drawn to larger institutions which can offer more attractive salaries. Another reason larger instttutions are perceived as being more attractive is that they often already have a larger minority ratio, which makes many of them feel more in the mainstream of things and less likely to be singled out to join minority orientated committees, or in the counseling of minority students. minority are under-represented. and work with the faculty and staff in filllng position with qualified minorities. Last year. the Committed spoke with the Department ChaIrmen about their hlrIng plans to see If they could fa· cllitate in the review of minority candidate. Because the Equal Employment Opportunity plan requires a considerable amount of paperwork as well as reviewing a representative quantity of minority eandtdated. which often requires qulte a bit of time before anyone can be hired. The AffIrmative Action Commlttee tries to faaUltate this process in the hiring of qualified minority candidates. ThIs is achieved not only in by Jim $to•• «"l;" fll4' ..... "' ",";Ie, 't'" ,.tto ...~"",.iol'., OIl"" X'" .- h~. 1.0.... ~tt.",I."" .., ."" ..-ee,"'" .,. .. -.. ! -c.. When locker room towel fights get outof S~."";..'.wl i' 0..1'f tla.e fh.t '".....hI" d."''' h~e. RANGER GOLF RESUL . Blue Devil Invitaional at New Richmond C.C. (Stout, WI.! NAME DAY- 1 DAY 2 Berber, Steve 38-39=77 38-40=78 Schapp, Todd 40-43=83 36-40=76 Schul~e, Robb 39-41=80 42-42=84 sSchhn~lder,Mark 40-44=84 42-39=81 c u,t, Scott 40-45=85 44-40·84 Brandt, Scott 44-43=87 ' 41-46=87 * * * MEDALISTS ** * Zaradka, Jason (UW·S,P) 36-38=74 36·36·72 ~rowbn,Charlie IUW·Stout) 37·37=74 35-40=75 om ardo, Jim IUW-EC) 35·36=71 41-38",79 TEAM RESULTS UW-Stout UW-Stevens Point ~~~ 387 UW.Whitewater 423 399 UW..Parkside 385 UW·Eau Claire ~g~ ~~~ Marq~ette University 408 423 UW-Rlver Falls' 422 413 UW·Oshkosh UW.La Crosse 424 412 UW.Platteville 4473 4 1 428 _______________ ...... _:=~.:.:::.::..---.:~-:;435~.....,j~ @ I--",,§~l_0 ~=-) 1~":':J~.fi.. 1!:'.~1L _'<_ --J ..... J L ---' UNITED PAACEL SEAIVICE HAS POTENTIAL PART·TlME OPENINGS ON THE LOADING DOCKS IN STURTEVANT. HOURS OF OPERATION ARE 3:30 AM·8:30 AM OR 4:00 PM-9:00 PM. STARTING PAY IS $a.OO/HR. .1' INTERESTED PLEASE PHONE. MIKE PLATE UWP JOB SERVICE 553·2656. BC ~RE OCTOBER 4TH U.P.$. IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNI fJlPLOYER. TV ~ arcel~ , Busines..... Services LOOKING FOR WORD PROCESSING THAT IS ECONOMICAL? ... OUR SERVICES INCLUDE' • Resumes • IBM & A • • Term Papers C t pple Self·Service B 'd' ompu ers • In In9 • And More I • Self·Service Typewriters . HOME OF THE 8' COP Haurs: Man -Fri 9am 6 IE S 803222nd Ave •• Sunnyside Pa·rC~ Sa~. 10am·2pm ( 1 ) appon9 Center Kenasha 4 4 654·8000. FAX (414) 654.8998 Ranger Thursday, &,ptember 28, 19899 o Arrested a,t Beer Party Student Health Services services a r l Stevenspo~t po ~ce inj uo arrests, Including to ttons for underage I ella at a beer party In I blockof college Ave· '50 m. Thursday. ~ ~8'poS~e officers and " rtage County Sheriff's i(! ent deputies were ini~ In the arrests of most- ~ versity of wisconsinPointstudents. residents were a:- for selling alcoholic s to underage perRelJingalcoholic neverwithouta Iicense, !'lb. officers and ha vmg party. pollee said a.nobstructionand two disconduct citations aJso issued. ceChIefJoseph Fandre cers were not activeto break up a party y night, but reo to the incident after receivedflve loud party Is at about 8 p.m. I dre said the underage arrests were the thatthe department has deIn one day. half barrels of beer confiscated by police, they estimate between d $1,200 was collected beersales at the party. said a plainclothes entered the house. was $2 at the door and rved beer. The officer t checked for identi •. , policesald. r moreofficers arrived, number of people d In a yard, police said, yelling to each other that the police had arrived. Officers ordered the people into two houses that were full with an estimated 350 to 400 party-goers, police said. Persons who were of legal drinking age were identified and told to ieave the scene, police said, and others were given breath tests for alcohoi consumption. Those with negative tests were released. Police said 300 tests were administered on three breathalyzer units from 8: 55 p.m. to 1:20 a.m. Police said many peopie avoided arrest be. cause they sobered up before they were given a test. People who did not have satisfactory identification were photographed at the scene, police said. Police said they found several -.people hiding In the house. During arrests, pollee said, a 21-year-old resident became uncooperative and slammed a door In the face of a deputy. The man demanded a search warrant-t-o allow pollee to re. enter the building; pollee said. The deputy then kicked In the door, police said, to allow' officers to continue -making arrests and remove underage people from Inside the house. Pollee safd partygoers were charged $3 to enter the party, but later when the cups ran out, the admission was dropped to $2. The fine for first offense underage drinking Is $72. by Marry L. Weed Staff Writer Any Parkside student or . staff member Is eligible touse the Student Health Care Serivces. All records are kept confidential and oniy health care prOViders have access to the records, unless students give written ,permission to release information. Th~ following services are offered at no cost: pregnancy testing, first aid and treat. ment of minor injuries. TB skin testing, strep testing, blood preasura monitoring. and blood or urine glucose checks. Various forms of birth control are available, Including sponges, foams, diaphram, and creams, at a low price. Condoms may be purchased -in a set of nine for one dollar. Oral contraceptives are only one dollar for one month supply. To receive oral contra. ceptlves, records of a pap and pelvic exam must be brought In wltbtn one year of exam . and ...-pPeePlption..t:= yo physician. Students also have the option of seeing a phystcian at Southeastern Family Practice, located at Tallent Hall, and receiving the exam at no charge. There Is a fee for the lab work. Sexually transmitted disease testing Is also available through Southeastern -Family Practice. There is never a charge to see the nurse at Student Health Services. They will need a brief medical history if you have not yet been a patient, and then she will take vital signs and assess your condition. If she feels you need to be seen by a physician, she will then refer you to Southeastern Family Practice. If referred, there is no charge for the office visit. Any labratory tests, X-rays, or prescribed medication must be paid by the student or the students' health tnsurance company. It is highiy suggested that students have health. insurance. Parkside has health insurance available to students through . Blue Cross/Blue Shelld. Brochures and application forms are available at the Student Health Services. The rail semester deadline Is October 1, 1989. Sandy Rels , Director of Student Health Services states that "studenl health services sponsors health and wellness programs through. out the year. We offer information and counselling for alds, pregnancy, substance abuse blood drives, cholester01 screening. immunizations, assistance to physically disa, bled students, and other health related issues." As of September 20th, a weight eon. trol program will be available for staff and students on Wed. nesday from 12-12:50 PM, with a small fee of five dol. lars. Students Health Services Is located in Molinaro D115. Hours are Monday and Thurs. day 8 A.M. - 6:30 P.M. and Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday 8 'A.M. ·4:30 P.M. 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Kenoslla AS ~ucr.~IlISon ~: 657-4455 d ~e detenses ear·. an thts Y 111lIIe J~\e a wide ____________________ ~ provo bO l1fJ.IlZIJ.· I'" passillg uld be one at ~ ~~ C~(J.IlIesof the 1oU~ Eagles ~ave put 00 ;e bOard (4th In the 10 Thursday, September 28.1989 Ranger Ron's ~~~~~~ Place \ '" Open Mon.-Sat. 11 a.m. Sundays 12 Noon Luncheon Reservation 657·5907 Famous for 5x5's (1fz lb. Hamburger & . Fries for $3.25) Long Island Ice Tea ~. ----~_.- -- "I Tl-\ANi< GaD r 'M AMB I DEXTROUSl '- ,l1oiii fl'98 12 plon Cross-Country and has nine All- , can nomJnatiOllJl to her lin fouryears of eompeIlaIter.Rohl and Pfarr both Y compete for the ey InternllUolIfJ.I nmntng 2bVOS~ 3gs\A8 QOr!'G MBER - ,) L--) --- ) at Exclusive Outlet 51tayerOfthe Week Kenosh Solos Jl.ssoc Full & Partl ANNOUNCING! ~Express, Lane "l;;;=::::::::'" _.'~i' Service in Union Square (in addition to our normal operations) * Expanded Menu Offerings * Immediate Noon Hour Seating Please bear with us as we try to react to this year's new noon hour scheduling demands. Thank You- Parkside Food Service' Ranger Thuisday, September 28, 1989 11 NFL) but the last two weeks have allowed opposing teams. the same luxury. Randall Cunningham has used his reo ceiving corp of QUick, Jack. son, and Carter effectively this year while mixing in the running game of Byars. But the big reason that they are 2. 1 and not 3-0 is because of the inconsistend defensive play thus far. For a team that is headed by BUddy Ryan you wouldn't be able to tell by looking at the box scores the last two weeks as they've given up 37 and 38 points ineluding 4 TD's in the fourth quater by San Fransisco last week. The Bears on the other hand have looked spectacutarand no less than great. Tomczak has established himself as the leader on the offense goal, giving the Rangers a 2-0 advantage. Less than a minute later, John Luna connected for the Rangers third and final tally of the game. Rogers received an assist after taking Anderson's punt and setting up Luna for the goal. Anderson went the distance in goal for the Rangers, turning away all 6 Detroit shots. Parkside, which out-shot Detroit 15-6, has a 1-0-1 record" against Division I teams this year. onday Spotlight il/ fog make return in rematch? , from page 12 pion cross-country'--r:;:::::::::::::===============~=::;it ' and has nine Ail. erican nominatlons to her t in four years of compa, n. llarter-Rohland Pfarr both nUy compete for the ey International running tayer of the Week Running the miles byJeff Reddick AsSI,Sporn Editor in Monday.Night for JoWlII as Philadelphia losmakethelr "fay back Chicagoto avenge last playoff loss to the in what turned into a e of the elements. This game should prove to nowhere near as compllfor the offenses, but rackthenerves of the de- . Asmuch as last years pi the teams on the d and the defenses stton the run this year d prove to be -a wide passingbonanza. game could be one of toughest games of the n. TheEagles have put Is onthe board (4th in the . .. RangerSoccer-------------------------- Soccer. from page 12 In What Ranger coach Rick Kilps called their high point of the season so far. Parkside dominated Division I-University of Detroit 3-0. With just 4: 31 left in the first half, Rogers netted a volley from Herner to give the Rangers a 1-0 lead going into the intermission. In the second half, Parkside continued their domination of Detroit. Hung Ly threaded the needle with a 25 yd. shot to the upper left corner of the and McMahon Is now nothing but a memory in Chic<!go. Couple that with the emer, gence of Neil Anderson out of the backfield and the offense can be as explosive as they come (Srd in the NFL in Scoring). While the offense is going about Its business the defense has stopped teams with regulartty, Singeltary and company are 2nd in the NFL. But the defense has Come out soft in the first half but a soft Bear defense is bet. ter than most. Look for this game to be in the MId-twenties with the kickers to decide the final outcome and BUddy Ryan to have a long trip home as he comes out on th short end of a 27-24final .. Support Your Ranger Athletic Teams in the Parkside Union Ranger offensive -anack found net 3 times MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza. Burgers, Etc.) • Rec. Cir. Activity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing For the week of Sept. 19th through the 25th, the Ranger congratulates Lorri DeBlieck as the plarer of the week. Lorri now in her "junior year at Parkside is a Geogra~hy . and Elementary Education major. She came to .Parkslde from Geneseo High School In Geneseo, Ill. ThIS season DeBlieck has made major contributions towar~s the success of the women's Cross Country team. ThIS .P~t turda she took first place In the D.W. Whitewater - ~ftationrI and led the Lady Rangers to a first place team f1n1S~tseason DeBlieck earned All-American ~onors placin;'13th nationally. Lorri is also an accomplished track er: in, 1988 she took third place as an All-Amenca~ runner: k in the 4x880 relay, she was an An-Amert- ~':n~,::,~o:e~~~ again in the 4x880 relay taking second and in taking second in the distance medley. ag~eBlleck's legs have helped carry ~e Ladr Ran~~~~ this season She was Parkside's top nntsher, p acing hi in the Mid;"est Collegiate Cross Country ChamplOns ps at ~~r~:~d:c~~~~~;~~!:t~r in the Whitewater Invitational .:.; for this week .tne Ranger extends its congratulations " ,W ,~r!,i...I;Jf'!3Ji~~k;.," .• _.• . • ~~••• -'".. ~. . .. ..•.. . . •. FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance to be eligible to win. Union Square 8:00 p.m. - Parkside Union Monday Night, October 1 PHILADELPHIA EAGLES -vs- CHICAGO BEARS. 12 Thursday, september 28, 1989 Ranger _~~':::::-=-=7:::-==':-:5;-J · t · S Lady netters roll 1 Rangers net vic one in home tournamen with pair of shutouts with 7-game sweep by Jeff Lemmermann Spor18Edltor The Ranger soccer team conUnued its impressive, ear-ly-season play last week, scoring a palr of shut-outs in Improving their record to 6-1- 1. Last Wednesday against Lawrence. the Rangers proved to be very vicious hosts as they notched a 6-0 triumph, out-shooting the visitors 18-3. Hung Ly and Jim Chomko pened up the scoring, as Ly drilled home a Chomko pass early in half number one. Shortly after, Chomko again set-up a goal, this time to Mike Lee to glve Parkside a 2-0lead, with Bob Rogers also receiving an assist on the play. That would be all the scoring in the first half as both offenses combined for only six shots on goal in the first half, Parkslde owning 4 of them. The second hali belonged to the Rangers as they opened Runners sweep in Whitewater Parkside alumni shine in run by Jeff Lemmermann Sporta Edltor The 12th annual HAl's Run", started by former Mar· quette University basketball coach AI McGuire, showcased a pair of former Ranger runnets as Michelle Marter·Rohl and JUleen Pfarr placed 1st and srd respectively in the women's division. An estimated 211,278runners, walkers, and wheelchair occupants participated in this years event, which ratsed some $202,000 for the ChU· dren's Hosplttal of Wisconsin. Facing winda of up to 26 MPH, Marter·Rohl navigated the 4.97-mlle course through downtown MIlwaukee in 27 minutes and 20 seconds, edgIng out tour-time winner Sue Schnider of Minneapolis. Pfarr finished behind the pair at 28:(1 in third place. At Parkslde, Pfarr (malden Q&meFobalrj was a member clli the 1986 NAIA National see Ranger, page 11 Volleyball by Ted McIntyre Sports Writer As far as volleyball coach Terry Paulson is concerned, seven victories and first place in the Ranger invitational Is all right. "1 think we played well on Friday night but could have played better on Saturday," said Paulson. Friday night the Lady Rangers Beat Cardinal Stritch 2·0, st. Xaiver 2-1 in a tough comback victory and North East Illinois 2-0. Saturday the team conttn- -ued in It's winning ways by knocking off the National College of Education 2·1, Chicago State University 2·0 and in the serni-ftnals they beat Stritch 2-0 for the second time. The champlonslRp match was against st. Xavier. "We played poorly in the flrst game but came on strong to win the match," said Paulson. During the course of the weekend Nanch Hooch had 54 kll1s and 50 digs and played very steady as did Nicole Pacione with 119 assists. Vickie Pundsack had a good tourney in the middle. PaulRanger control proved to much for 0·1 Detroit ' up a four goal onslaught to of the game with an assist to bury Lawrence. Oscar Tosca· goalie Armando Carlo. no put the finishing touches Carlo relieved Anderson in on an offensive drive by Nick goal in the second half, as the Herner with 34:10 left in the duo turned away the three first half. Billy Kennedy shots Lawrence could muster. drilled home a 35 yd. shot to The Rangers on the other '- make it 4-0. Nelson Lynch hand pumped out 14 secondmade It 5-0 on passes from half shots in galnlng their 5th Brian Campagna and Mike win of the year. Dallner; and Lee capped off the rout with this second goal See Soccer, page 11 Pitching fails in twin losses at circle exhibition Baseball Ted McIotyre Saturday the Parkslde baseball team opened It's season in dissapoinllng fashion against UIC CIrcle in Chicago. "We were just flat, "said head coach Red Oberbrunner. "We were not emotionally ready." By N.C.A.A. rules Parkside played one fourteen lnnlng contest rather than two games, but for all practical purposes Oberbrunner divid. ed It into two games. Dan Plascota started for the Rangers and' went just one lnnlng glving up two runa before being pulled with a soar elbow. Steve Leonhard came in relief,. but to no avail he gave up seven earned runs in just one lnnlng pitched. Jeff Knoczal flnlshed the first seven lnnlngs for Parkslde by pitching well yielding two runs in four lnnlngs pitched. Offensively, Parkslde could not get key hits to spark a . rally. "We had no timely hits Nancy Hoch put awayl point during Ranger son was proud of the team "they played weD they were in. " said P .The Lady Ran~n need to continue to well as possible as they a tough match Frtday the nations number N.A.I.A. ranked team . Francis. The match wlI the team the chance .prove in it's 16th plall ing. and poor pitching during that stretch," said Oberbrunner. The games final score was 12·7. Io the second game Jeff Lemmerman started for the Rangers 'pitching well glving up-just one earned run In five lnnlngs. Offensively however Parkside failed during' this time. uu we could have gotten a key hit the gaine might have been turned around." said Oberbrunner. The Rangers however had no such luck leaving the base paths loaded four times duro Ing the afternoon. ' WhIle that was disappoint.' Ing for the Rangers there' were some bright spots. Brian Gauthier was four for seven and hit the ball hard as did Ron Wilke going three for five. Lemmerman pitched well for flve innings. The Rangers game Satur. day was canceled against Concordia College. Parkslde's next game is against U.W. MIlwaukee. The Week Ahea Soccer 9/30·10/1 at Kiwanis Classic (Wilmington, OH) ..I: 10/4 at St. Norbert Colle e·-3:30 .J.V. Soccer 9/28 Home vs. Lake Forest·-4:oo 10/2 Home vs. Trlnlty .. 3:oo Golf . '. 9/29 Home·Ranger Invite (Kenosha C.C. )..9:1l!!. Volleyball , 9/29-30 at UW·Milwaukee Toumey ••5 p.m./9 a.lII, 1·/3 Home vs. UW·Mllwaukee--7 :00 ....... Men's Cross Country . 9/30 at Oshkosh Invitational ••ll:oo Women's Cross Country 9/23 at Titan Invitational .. 10:30 Men's Baseball Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 4, September 28, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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No.3 Increasing enrollment causes problems at Parkside by Dan Chiappetta News Editor student enrollment has deressed for at least nine of ~e thirteen four-year Untver, Ity of Wisconsin System :a.mpuses. according to preununary figures supplied .by campusofficials. ' , The number of students enrolledIn the system two-year centersalso Is declining. University of Wisconsin system President Kenneth A. ShaW designed a four-year plan called the Enrollment ManagementPlan, Which was designed to maintain the quality-ot education at the system and ellminate over. crowding. . The University of Wiscon. sm-Parkslde is one of the four universities that has had a sllght increase in its enroll. rnent, "Possibly a little les~ than one hundred more students than last year, " answered Sue -Johnaon, Registrar. . There hasn't been a major mcrease because Parkside has increased its admission qualifications to enter for this fall. _ "The number of new fresh. men is down a bit, but we had a nice increase in continuing students and minority students The fact that we were able to retain our continuing students is a real good sign II explained Johnson.' The new major qualification is that students are now required to take the American College Test: (ACT). The test scores are looked at if the student was not in the uppen half of his class, and if he didn't have a certain specified distribution of high school units, and academic Units. "Then we have to look at the ACT Scores. Actually because of that, (ACT), a lot of students who might normally come in, in prior years, without the ACT, just didn't make it," said Johnson. The reason for the Enroll. ment Management Plan is that the legislature wouldn't give the increase needed in Alcohol and drug counselor helps students byMicelle Renee -Degenals Staff Writer Beginning this week, Nan. cey Gentry Is putting up her shingle, down at Student Services.Nancey Gentry Is a certified Alcoholism Counselor,whopreviously worked at the South-Eastern Wisconsin Medicaland Social Services. before being hired to setup the Drug and Alcohol CounselingProgram here at Parkside. Her aim is to be accesstble to any student, staff or faculty members, expertencing or affected by a drug or alcohol problem, -including Adult Children of Alcoholics. She openly invites students, with question and suggestion, as well as those with alcohol or drug related problems. to stop by and talk with her. The office hours are 8':00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m., and possible some evenings till 6:30. You can make an, appointment by stopping by or calling Student Health' Services. She will be available for some drop-ins also. The goal she is striving for Is to see individuals with problems as soon as possible. She will be available for short term counseling as well as referrals. Nancy has had nine years of experience in Drug and Alcohol Counseling and has work as a consultant in setting up such programs in educational systems. She is, currently working on pro. grams concerning education, prevention and intervention here on campus. Having recently received her Masters In Mental, Health, she Is well aware of the special pre1tsures students face. One of the programs she wants to set up is a peer support group made up of students helping students. Herrera to teach 'reading skills S. Singer "Reaching more people on campus, II is a goal of Lucia Herrera, a newly hired Reading Specialist on campus. Sincestarting here on August 15,Herrera Is "very optimistic," and feels she has much to offer. "My obligations are to teach reading courses," Her. rera said. These Courses currently inclUde "Developmental Reading" and "Reading Improvement. " Herrera graduated from the University of Wisconsin • MilwaUkeewith a degree in BUinguai Education. She went on to graduate school at _ the University of Wisconsin .' Whitewater. Although she has much to do currently, Herrera Is planning ahead to other projects. •'In the future a course will be offered to tie in the reading and writing. It's going to have a multi-cultural aspect." Besides being a classroom Instructor. Herrera's job is also to help people learn to read more effectively, and to understand better what they are 'reading. Herrera said that one of her goals Is "developing a reading lab that would go in conjunction with the writing lab." ., Herrera enjoys being a part of the Parkside campus. She feels the size of the campus Is advantagous because "having a smaller campus personalizes us. There is more of a togetherness feeling." Being both a female and Hispanic, Herrera feels she can help a broad number of students and faculty with her experience and background. "If students are having some difficulties they can give a call to talk about anything related to reading, authors. or for conversation on those subjects. " Herrera can be reached in the Learning Asststance and Counsellng at 553·2275. order to teach the larger number of students. The University -System feels-It needs a certain amount of money per student to teach a studarrt. "The legislature says we won't give that money, just decrease the amount of stu. dents,"explained Johnson. "Farkside is suppose to be growing. In the next couple of years the enrollment Is pre. dieted to increase to 5,600. 5,700 students. I expect in the next year we will grow," emphasized Johnson. Charles Murphy Fall Recital Series begins The UW-Parkside Music Department will open Its Fall Recital Series on Wednesday, September 27th with a faculty recital presented by Mark Eichner, trumpet and August Wegner, plano. The Music Department presents a regular series of music performances at noon on Wednesdays in the Communication Arts Building, Room D118. The program wIlI open with the Concerto No. 2 In E flat by Johann Wilhelm Hertel. It Is a baroque concerto written for the clarino, an obsolete brass instrument. Eichner wIlI perform the piece on a modem era piccolo trumpet. Also on the program Is the Concerto for Tnunpet by Alexander Arutunian. This modem work was composed in 1951and Is rich in the ethnic heritage of Its American composer. The program will conclude with No Cigar, a jazz selection composed by Eichner. . Professor Eichner recently performed six concerts as a trumpeter in the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, Includ- ~ ing June performances of Verdi's Reqniem conducted by Music Director Zdenek Macal. Since Eichner joined the faculty In 1982, the duo has performed in recital on a regular basis. Both are Associate professors of music. Inside ••• Page 4 Louis Michael Page 11 Baseball Preview • " , \ 2l'tl1ndaY. ~ 21. 1989 AaI198! Opinion ... Editorial Policy me concerns have been voiced recently concerning thSoeditorial views and policies of this newspaper. Fo.r u:s reason, we believe It Is our duty to explain the edJtonto th readership of the Ranger. al polley 1nJ n: of thls newspaper will be expressed in vaThe °P 0 this the edJtoriai page of the Ranger. rtoua lonna on , three main forms. The first of these These v1dJewsrlalw111Thtakere wt1l be one editorial each issue de- e Is the e to . f th dJtorlal sIgned to collectively express the °inlPinl°snSaOre~~ of the f th spaper These op on ~t :r ne~~';er. and do not necessaril:y express the Vie.!. of the University of Wisconsin -Parkside. I· The second form of opinion w111 be the varIOUSco um~ written by members of the Ranger staff. These may th: both Illeral and satirical and are Intended to express views ot the author. not those of the Ranger or of the "un!. ve~~a.t form w111 be that of the edJtoriai carloon. These are Intended to be a satirical look at real life Issues. They w111 express the political views of the artist and not necessamy those of the'Ranger or the universIty. The opinions expressed In the Ranger w111 be just that; o lnIons. There are other sides to all i:ssues, and U one of 0::,. opinions Is not shared by you the reader, we encourqe you to write a letter to the editor to present your side. The Ranger reserves the right to refuse to print or edJt any lette", submitted. All letters to the edJtor must be Glned, typed and double spaced. Names w111 be withheld upon request. To the Editor: Other universities To !be EdJ&or: 1 enjoyed Lyna Paukslellls' article In the September 14th Ranger which led us on a journey beyond sIght and aound to the Parkslde ParkIng ZOne, and Its tsle of valtant Connie Swale's tra11s In finding a place to leave her car. 1 truly sympathized with MIss Swale until 1 came to the part where she found a parking space easily and quickly, U unfortunately at carthage. Having had extensive experience at Carthage College, 1can assure you that she must certainly have been elsewhere. As any carthage student w111 tell you at the slightest provocation, there I,s nowhere near enough decent parking on that fair campus. Indeed, of all the college and unrveralty campuses 1 have visited, attended, worked at or otherwise happened upon, there had, until nlCently, not been a single one where the student body felt there was enough avanable parking. Until recently, 1 say, because Ms. Paukslellls' article prompted me to go In search of that seemingly Impossible dream, The School WIth Enough Parking. 1 am pleased to report that 1managed, after literally hours of exhaustive research, to find six. such schools: The University of Unkraln at Chernob. Despite an extremely affordable tuttion, uu-C has experienced great difficulty In attracting and retslnJng qualified students In recent years. Fears of nuclear radiation have kept many studenst away. while those willing to brave radiation poisoning typically discover that the tiredness assoctated with it hampers their efforts to maintain a passing GPA. This, plus the fact that actually getting a car In the Soviet Union takes so long that most students get grandchlldren first, results In all !Ive parking spaces being empty over seventy percent of the time. Beijing University, There has never been a problem finding a space to park one's car at Beijing University, FInding a place to park one's bIcycle has been another matter entirely. ThIs past spring feel the parking crunch the top of your wlndow,and start taking notes. There is even popcorn, soda and Ratstnettes available In exhorbltant prices, just like a driveIn movie. Bring a date! Make out durtng class! And If you love ordering fast food at the drive-up window (over and over because they keep run. ning out of things), you'll love registering' for classes. _ And last, but arguably lease, and right here In southeastern Wisconsin: there is the University of Lawsonomy, known to anyone. who has driven 1-94 between Chicago and Milwaukee, there is a great and growing need for Lawsonomers In both the public and private sectors, Law-. SODomy has been described as the growth field of the .ritnettes, and Iawsonorners currently make upwardds of $60,000 per year. Doctors. Iawyers, and computer programmers may all become obsolete someday, but there will always be a need for good, talented Jawsonomers. The moon Is made of green cheese. Reagan knew nothing about Iran-Contra. Elvis Is - and summer. however. Chi. nese authorities have taken dramatic steps to reduce the size of the student body, and consequently, there are now plenty of open bicycle. racks for those of you who are fitness buffs. Saint Wayne College. Closer to home, St. Wayne, In Nephi, Utah, run by strict Mormon sect that forbids alcohol, cof- -fee, -Vivarin. soda- pop, sex, movies, television, radio, tape, record and CD players. guitars, dancing, pizza, refrigerators, cardgames, Dungeons and Dragons,Trlvlai Pursuit. Win Lose or Draw, Plctlonary. dating, short dresses. short pants, tank tops, t-shirts, jewelry, sneakers, wall posters, Sunday comics, snack food, holding hands and going off campus at night, usually finds Itself with a surplus of parking spaces. Ventura College-o-Mat .: Founded In 1962 In that great bastion. of the personal automobile, Southern CallfornJa, this college features drive-in classes. Just park your car, hook the little speaker over Scott Singer Asst.News Editor Jeff Reddick Asst.Sports Editor EDITORIAL STAFF Stew DeAngelis Editor~n-Chief Dan Chiappetta News Editor Dan Paeatti. Copy Editor Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor DawnMaiiand Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe .- Photo Editor. ~~~~ is WrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parkside,whoaresolelyresponsibleforltseditorial pold~YS.content.ItISpublishedeveryThursdaydUringtheacademicyearexceptover.breaksand"" BUSINESS STAFF le~e~~~OttheedilorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double.spacedand350wordsorIesS.M Craig Simpkins Business Manager heldupon:e:~e~tgned,Witha telephonenumberIncludedforverificationpurposes.NamesWlilbe.,;u; Teri Fortney .•.••.•••.•••.•••••••••••••••••••••••. Ad Rep f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de Carol Curl Ad R . amatory. - . .. ,.., , ,..... ep,. Deadlineforaillette d I T Barbi Keller ········· · , Ad >Rep. ~ Thursday, ~ ~rs.,,~n....c.. azS1I!~ad~..i~~~~day.~t]q ~'~,j to~p,ubl!c~ti.OI} • * ~ ~. ,,~ jo iiiiiiiii.·,..•..'.',•".".".""iii·' ~' , , ,;;;.. , '=' , , '=." ~., .~- .. ~. ~~'L. living In my kitchen cupboard. So there you have It. Ade, quate parking facilities are possible U a school's admlnJB. tratlon just puts enough effort and creatlvtty Into bringing them about. Perhaps if Park. side officials are alerted to the successful efforts of these six institutions to provide a parking space to each and every one of their students, Chancellor Kaplan et al will begin to see that adequate parking need not be an unat· talnable pipe dream, but may Indeed be the wave of the fu, ture. At least Elvis thinks so. 'Oaul Berge BE eXCELL£tIi' TO ONf ANorliE ~ ~2 .... • . , . Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 3 Actions taken to improve conditions for disabled by Dan ChIappetta NewsEdltor WJUltbarriers exist for dis· -~Ied students at UW·Park· .. , The campus llO4 Oorn- ~~e had identifted during' 1988.89 academic school the what is caJled "overrldyearroblems" in five areas: irIf ~e lack of a single office rson responsible for orrvkes to disabled students SOsuits in a minimal network ~ support services and a lack ~f facultyIslaff knowledge. I oncernfor such needs. c. The inability to accurately identify students with diSSbUltlesprevents us from (1) providing support servo Icesto these students and (2) Informingfaculty of students' program needs. • the lack of up-to-date elevator service plus ongoing !noperability of campus elevators causes a hardship for students with moblllty problems. . • Ultle atlentlon has been giving to students with the followingdisabilities: psychological, drug or alcohol abuse, or some specific health problems such as heart problems, asthma, arthritls, etc. • The campus emergency evacuation plan does not con. tain provisions for those with disablUtles who need assist. ance. , During the 1988-89academ, ic year the Campus 504 com. mlttee, which takes It's name from Section 504 of the Fed. eral Rehabilitation Act which requires campuses to perlodi. cally assess their climate for students with disabilities chaired by Carol Cashen, Dj: rector of Learning Assistant and Counseling, prepared this review of "overriding prob. lems" that are facing dtsa, bled students on campus. Since the report, a number of actions have been laken to correct some of these •'overriding problems" and others. Parkslde has also been reo questing resources from the UW-System to make major Improvements In the physical facilities and university servo ices for the disabled. The Campus 504 Committee for the 1989-90academic year . has been named by Chancel. lor Sheila Kaplan. Members are: Carol Cashen, chair, Sandra Burmeister, Sandra rtese, RoJlIn Jansky, Orpheus JOhnson, Don Kolbe Kate Owen, Linda Andrey,' Judith Pryor, and Anna, Marla Wll. Iiams. They will serve two years. The responsibility of the Campus 504 Committee will be: .• To advice the admlnlstra, bon on the special problems and needs of disabled faculty, . atudenta, and starr. • To assist- the admlnlstra., tlon In deSigning educational programming for faculty, staff and students to enable them to better underslnad the needs of disabled individuals. • To review the university'S accomplishments IJi making the campus hospitable to dis .. able students. In May the committee's reo port was presented to the Administrative Council for ap. proprlate action to be taken' for the needs of students with . disabilities. Here are some actions that were laken after the review of the committees reports: • The accessibility project was adjusted to the elevators control to make them more accessible for the disabled. A modification wlll be InslaJled to delay door closing to aJlow for wheelchair access along with numerous supply and equipment delivery needs. • The Student Health Office is attempting a program that w1ll provide an escort service that will assist the disabled. • The Campus Police and Public safety buildlng Is cur. rently developing an Updated fire. tornado. bomb scare. etc., emergency evacuation plan that will address the concern for studetns with dis. ablIltles. • Self Identification. The registration form will be reo vised to include questions on disabilities. • Students will be sent a Ietter Jollcwfng their admission to the university which wlll ask those who have a dlsabflIty to identity themselves. Those indicating a disability will be. contacted by the approprlate department for Information on support servo ices. • for people with severe motor disabilities or vision problems, the need for one "speakqualtzer: computer will be considered. software to allow vision impaired students to use Word Perfect will be ordered Immediately. • None of the library doors are automated, and they all open outward. the slate has requested to automate the main library entrance doors to the L-llevel. There were many other ac.. tlons taken that will benefit the student, staff, and faculty with dlsabllltles. Carol cashen Is not only the chair of the committee, but she Is also the coordinator. cashen also sits on the Sys. tern Wide Committee to UW· System Presidetn Kenneth A. Shaw, which has to do with students sho have dlsabUlUes. Cashen has many responsibll· ities. She Is to help guide the committee, send annual re .. ports to the system for review on how well the services are being identified, and determine how they meet the needs bf the students with dlsabilities. cashen is also work. ing with students who have learning dlsabllltles. "We need the student to self identIfY, so we can provide services. I hope you (Ranger) can encourage the students with disablllties to come and talk to me," emphasized Cashen, William K. .Whitcomb .to speak on global hunger CHOICES IN A GLOBAL VILLAGE by George Olson "What Can One Person Do In A Hungry World?" wllI be the question the speaker at the upcoming program sponsored by the Bradford Community Church (Unllarlan Universalist) to be held on september 30, 1989, at the University Wisconsin Park. side in Union 104·106. Al. thoughthe speaker, Mr. WU. liam K. Whllcomb, will not be ~eaklng on vegelarianlsm, a Vegetation Buffet at 6pm, at cost of $5.00, will precede the speakers presenlatIon at 7 pm. The Vegetarian Buffet Is one appropriate way to stress the potentlal impact of mea. tleSs meals to allleviate world hunger. Mr. Whitcomb, of Madison, WI has been the Regional Di. rector of Church World Servo ice/CROP In the Wisconlsin. /Northern Illinios region. Mr. Wllcomb had a career of 23 years service in India as an agricultural missionary under the auspices of the Unlled Church Board for World Ministries before assuming his present post. The letters CROP have a historical context originating when the Christian rural Overseas Program was eslab· lished some years ago and from which the present com· munlty hunger appeal had its begInnIngs. The Income from this region was just under $800,000 of which $621,000 came from CROP/WALKS in communities such as the ones held In the Kenosha/Racine area. Kay Wade of Bradford Communlty Church Is coordi· nallng the September 30th event. She was director of the CROP WALK In the Kenosha last year, which she proudiy points out had 100% comrnitment from the Unllartan Untversalist Church and is again coordinating the CROP WALK efforts In Kenosha, which will be held In October 1989. Further informatIon about this event can be had by call. Ing 656-0544, or sending $5.00 for each ticket to Bradford communlly Church at P.O. Box 593, Kenosha, WI 53141. Or Contact George E. Olson at Parkside 553-2706. rio%-DlscouNTl I Clip & Save This Ad I IToall Parkside students and faculty I I membersonly, on all merchandise in I our store. This ad is valid for as long Iasyou attend Parkside. ID.required. I PS/2 it! I ' I I Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler I I '",.',~ I \Go don't have 10 be the valedictorian 10 know 1IChooI, it can ror you. head 5Ul11on your talW'f. =- '" '/ cd"'" is no picnic. But the IBM Personal ~12~ Bec.usc therP1I. good rhaoor )'OlI'11M' worimlg ' can Iw a big help. h k1s you get more ~ In ~ with I PS/2 wherewer you worl..ru-r rollege. I I.l ~ I tinH"'.)OO l:an orpnir.e your noteI, ..nit and m1se And right now, as a student you haw'.n adwn· JllIJ'C"i. and create smm-Iooking graphics to malt.r a good ftllOr1 ~'eSl betler.AII in all the IBM PS/2' So II8Ye money and makr- I smart C&reffdecisiollal _ I ) I can ... I«o)OUr IChooIlik a lot e.sier. And after the lame timf'. • .... MissionVillage (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50 NS AT ~$u~~?3.f!.~~~. I PROFESSIONAL JEWELERS SINCE 1949 I FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT CRAIG SIMPKI : ~:::::::_-:::.::::~~~!!==!!~., THE PARKSIDE RANGER OFFICE WILLC139C I I 101100-866-4772 !::_:;•.== 4017 - 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m"• • 69_7.0884 .. '. " . S~~.d.ay_~ 12_:,00-4_:,30p.~~ • ........ _-.---- _ .,.. , ...... ' ,.1. t ... f • • • • • • .. • >_._ ,_. • • • • • :r;; •• ~ • , •• t- ~ • ~ • , • ~ •• ".- 11 f ••••••••• ,...1 ••• j • ,- •• "".... • • .. • • '" L> • • • • .- •• '" - •• n How're you going to do it? ')tlld 1wantfo rxpn>"my~' ""I indl'bloon~ and BFUliludr 10 -:>'1'SI2. 't h¥ IIH'~ mOIl' donr _-"/ I had mOff' 'imp forJun." .... . ., , .. , . . . .'.'.'" ......'.: .' .>. ,>.' 4 ThlncIay, -= 21,1988 Ranger Louis Michael to take stage A unJque type of musical aensatlon w1IJ be hitting the .tage FrIday nlghl. The Louis Michael band w1IJ captivate and energize all those who come to the dance. Once you've seen him, you'll never forget his act. He's not one to do things in a email way. Instead of just walJdng around the stage, he'll leap from one place to another. At the beginning of a lOng, he might be hunched over the plano, and all of a sudden he'll bound 10 the front of the stage to Interact with the audience. Not only 18his movements versaWe, but so Is his focus ot muaJc. BOrne groups on his lOng lI8t are INXS, Cheap TrIck, U2, Van Halen, Richard Marx, Elton John and The Escape Club. Michael and his band take the audience through a wide "spectrum of emotions." From high energy rock to an intimate, plano-laced ballad, his show includes a combination of current dance songs and dynamic originals. In his original songs. he plays the piano with pure, undisquised fervor. Hlg song, "Playing my Baby," starts out with a IhrUUn' piano prelude. Anyone listening to him play can tell that he has an obvious passion for music. "1 think of myself as not only an artist, but an entertainer," states Michael, "and I'll do what it takes to please an audience." Michael has earned the right to be on the stage. He took extensive classical and jazz studies, and he studied at the Berklee School of Music in Boston for a while. His commitment and talent developed him Into a plano virtuoso. Before forming his own band, Michael perfected his performance skills in several acts, Including USA and Nickels. Because of his past experience, there is an air of confidence about him. The members of his band are himself, who plays electric grand piano and sings, Scott Logan on guitar, and Kevin Head on drums. Here's your chance to see this marvel at work. Doors open In the Union at 8:30 p.m, There will be no beer garden, so guests must be at least 21 at Friday's dan; Louis Michael years old. Admission for on September 22 at Parkslde students is $2, and room CA 0118. This nlll guests will be charged $8. Is entitled ".comp~ If you can't go to the dance Music: Music of u"", but are interested in hearing and will show how~e ., him. he Is holding a workshop are used to synthes~IIlPl . ~ . ,. . •• ", 1 •• , ... " " \ , .. '.- - ....... . '" Regency Mall Racine Count on Sterling for everyday low pnces on our huge selection of quality frames. And if your glasses break, we'll repair or replace them FREEfor one full year!' . 'Urn,jed warmnly_ CerTClnr~slncllons apply. De:aih ovo1loole0' store . Offer good at participating locations onlv. 554.5460 Eye Examination by Highly Qualified Doctor of Opfomet!y - - Sterling Optl~!ll THE EYE $ A V E R S'· ~ 1989lPCO CORP. , r ,/ " t- \ " ". ~ ment Services at 657.7188. So there's help when you need It.Come see 1181 Parksidesiudent travels world with "Up With People" "" ... --------:---::---::::-- .. __ ....... _ ... ~R~a~ngerThurllday, September 21, 19895 counselor's Corner ... by stu Rubner There is help when you need it ga\'lllg a counselor on a standing In the way. Health Services staff Nancy We're open untll 6:30 p.m. on coI1eg e campus - someone What types of roadblocks? Is trained to help th';"e who Monday and Thursday and with whom a student may How about stress, problems have alcohol and/or drug until 4:30 PM Tuesday, Wed. talk over personal problems with roommates, low eelf-es, abuse problems. nesday and Friday. We're or concernsor seek advice - teem, difficulty adjusting to The counseling staff of usually at our desks by 7:46 Is not a new phenomenon. college, bOyfriend/girlfriend Learning Assistance and a.m. SUt UW·Parkslde was essen, relationship problems or de. .Counseling consists of myself You may stop In and acheduaDY without that kind of reo pression. and Barbara Larson and ule an appointment or eau lIlJIlI'Ceup untll the last year Other roadblocks Include we're available to help you 553-2370to do so. U you're or two at which time the lack of motivation, family Identify and remove, or find really experiencing a crisis, e&Jl1pussaw to It that s,:,ch a disharmony, general anxiety, ways around roadblocks tell our receptionist that you servicewas made available diffiCulty making deciSions, Which stand In the way of have to see Barbara or Stu toSllY UW·Parkslde student. lack of goals, poor time man. your being successful. immediately. The reason I mention this Is agement, or procrastination. We're located In D-175 of U you feel you need to talk lhStyour academic and per- If alcohol and/or drug the WyUle Llbrary.Leamlng with someone when the office sonaI success depends In part abuse Is a roadblock for you, Center building just around Isn't open,you can au the Raon now few obstacles (we call UW-Parkslde has added the corner from the Advising cine CrIsis Center at 637-9898 them roadblocks) you have N":,,cy Gentry to the Student Center In lower MaIn Place. or Kenosha Youth DevelopTracy Opitz by Dawn Matland Entertainment Editor Many people have a wish lhst they will someday travel around the world. Tracy Opitzhas achieved that wish. For the last year, she has traveledwith "Up With People." a musical group based In Tuscon, Arizona. Their main goal Is to travel around the world uelng music to spread the Idea of peace throughunderstanding .. "Up With People" was stsrted In 1965, during the days of flower children, by a groupof people who wanted to spread the Idea of peace. Theyorlg1nallywent to high ecboolsand pulled out people to sing with them. Through the years, the group has evolvedInto a more sophtsticatedorgantzatlon. They now reCruitstudents from colleges to tour with them, and there are many different groups louringthe world Instead of theorigInaJtwo. In the beginning of 1988, Opitzsaw "Up With People" perform at a100th year cetebraUon. "When I saw the show, I was crying. I'm doing lhst. I can see me up there," SS1dOpitz. After the show, • '1IIe ta1Ited with the east-memo • -.~. bers, was interviewed by them and was accepted. She mentioned the Interview was based' solely on personality, and not on dancing or singing ability. She left durtng' the summer of 1988and came back at the end of the summer of 1989. All the cast members flew down to Arizona for five weeks lbr a get.acqualnted, training program. Each member paid a one-time fee that would take care of his food, lodging and travel plans for the entire year. The amount pald was only % of the total amount spent on each person. . Through December,the cast went to Maine, New York and the New England states. After the group reconvened In January, they went to Minne. sota, Wisconsin and then to Europe. They spent five weeks in Germany, seven and a helf weeks In Ireland, as well as visiting Switzerland, Austria, Belgium, the Nether._ lands and Russia. Opitz said seeing the countries was exciting, but even. more excillng was learning about the different cultures. "Staying with the host famUles, you get to learn the culture, and you get to learn part of the language," Opitz said. Learning the different Ian. guages was very challenging to her. The show featured an international section, cover. Ing the countries which were represented by "Up With People." The cast sang a song in Japanese. as well as eight songs In Russian. when Iearning the songs, the worde were spelled out phonetically. Every two years, the pro. gram changes. ThIs last year, music from the show Included a Mexican folk song, a rap section, Italian folk dance, Japanese rock song, and a 50's section. Opitz would not have given up her opportunIty to trs vel with them for anything. "I learned a lot more on the road than I ever did when I was at school. ItresiIy helped me to find myself," she said. Opitz considers herself much more Independent, JOBS • JOBS • JOBS PART-TIME WORKFOR' 5017 SHERIDAN RD. KENOSHA $4.50/HOUR WAREHOUSE WORK CONTACT STEVE ROcKWEILER ,654·1322 ..~.. ,... ~.. , .,..... since she spent most of her free days over there walking around the cities by herself. fir still, to an extent. haven't accepted that it's over," she remarked. Well, Opitz has trsveled the world, been Influenced by other cultures vastly different than our oWn and seen economic hardship In some of the countries. So what's she going to do now? She's a sophomore at Alver .. no College, taking one night course here at Parkslde. Since she's been out In the real world, she knows what job opportunities are out there. Opitz considers herself more focused since she got back. She's also more at peace with herself. Jawaharlal Nehru once said, "We live In a wonderful world that Is fuU of beauty, charm and adventure. There Is no end to the adventures that we can have If only we seek them with our eyes open." Well, Tracy Opitz has seen the beauty In the world and been made a better per. son for It INTRODlJCING _.. UW-PARKSIDE STUDENT HEALTH INSURANCE - 1989-90 SCHOOL YEAR AND SUMMER THIS YEAR'S PLAN IS BLUE CROSS/BLUE SHIELD REASONABLE RATES Plan Annual Premium e Student .............................. $383 Student And Spouse ............. $7n Student And Family ............. $1213 INDIVIDUAL SEMESTERCOVERAGE AND RATES ALSO AVAILABLE .. (2ND SEMESTERINCLUDES SUMMER) BROCHURE & APPLICATION FORM AVAILABLE AT STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES, MOLINARO HALL ROOM 0-115 .; ..... ." 6 Thursday, september 21,1989 Dl-THE BLEACHERS ••l'IIby"S=Ie~M00r8~=---"---"-"'--"_====:::-~' CLUB EVENTS .=--=-- 0Wl;. _-rVYllLEfJ'l~~.yeW II I ADtbt'ODOIOo' (Jab wtu hOld a meetinl ~- I on Sep!ember nan>'" P..... brIN:I...... 21 at " .. p.m. In~~. fOr.,..-· t=~/~~~~~5~~~~~~~-""'.. ~t.1V.- _ -~-- 'I en and irtp. you are lntereated in. !t.. ~ ...-- ... _, ~ e:cM Doaa God have lIpedal delI1rell fOr 0\1. "::"...;;, _.~ yOUr lite? Are we able to ,:u?;derstand tJ.U • I:'-U ' what fib wtahU tor us are. Dlacem· J'J ~\ ',.......,.,.,'e::::cM ,-- IIle "~thb Will week'. IVO" cd God" wtlllle meeting.presented. Pleaae U'I "'1, .,.... ',' iii~~~iiII-=:::'1 ~ ua in 1I0Unar'0 107. Wed., september 2T .t 12:00 ~. Dtck Robln8On '""" E1mb'- "'",rd> wtll be opeak . ...... ~ ·l881Kawaakl Spectre ~~~~~~;~~~~=:':=:':=:-=-=:-:-=~S~~~~=:~~~~==~::~~===~T~a: ...=n~l:h"~I1,,="m=an~===~======:==~=:;~ MIl ec........ Malt_ve, In·lIne<- cyUDder. Sport tar'rinC. ,eauette deck . .-0 or belt after. aM-8984. uk for Ru<IY. ~ ,,1:... 'I'klUtI For September ....... ~ ... ta. .. each, Chuck at ext. UP TO nvE meal Uckeu. 'nIey can be u.d in Cotree Shoppe, cafeteria, Union Square or Il">l >(art. U Intor· .-.ct, e.u Dawn .t _:iDol or atop in the R.ancer omce and leave a mea- :a-~ ..a.ardlI. f101 N. Erie 81rHt, Rae1ne, WI ... having Ita annu· aI nlmmap aalee on salurday, October T. trom 1):00 ·8:ao p.m. The foUowinC item. will be available for sale at very reuonab1e prices: hou8ehOld Item.: Iln1ck knacks; small appU· ant .. ; draperies and Unens; toys and pm••; clOthes; books and records; and tumltunl . ••••••• 4 ••••••• 4 HELPWANTED CoUete Campal, repruentative. Earn • Flexible houra. Fun. Enjoyable. Rewa.rd1ng. 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But can he make the transition to the broadcast booth?" More young people experience pain than older people Source: Nuprin Pain Report IHEADACHE~85% lBACKACHE~63% ·1 MUSCLE 62% .PAINS~ I STDMACH 62% .PAINS~ -I DENTAL__ 36% • Age18·24 . PAINS ~ o Age65+ I JDINT __ .....:4..:...10/<:..:.._- . ~~ ~ 171% . ... ------'-' \., , ,~ .. , , " , , '1' . ...... ...~.. ~" ' . • 8 Thursday, September 21,1989 Ranger Gabe's Gab An exciting ride on Elevalo1'1lfrom Hell be Gue KJuka No slghl.leelng trip to the beauUtu1 Wyllie Library LearnIng Center would be complete wtthout a haIr-ralsIng trip on the elevators, the only thrill ride at Parkslde. My first clue about the --condition01 the elevators in the llbrary was given to me when I was but a "wee" freshman. I came to Parkslde to buy my books, and the llbrarian, obviously a trouble maker, told me to take the elevator to the 02 level. Unwtttlngly, I took her advice, and hopped In one of those tec1UlologicaI marvels. I pre88ed the button that read 1102". and waIted for the doors to c1oee. Nothing hap. pened. I pressed the button once more. Still nothing. I was beginning to wonder If I was pressing the wrong button, 80 I pressed the "02" button on the opposite side control panel. As you probably guessed already, I had the same results. ThIs was enough to convince me to take the stairs. I sauntered out of the sWl open doors, and thought about using the other elevator, but logic took over and I descended into the bowels of the llbrary under my own power. When I fin· Ished buying my books, I reo turned to L1 via the slalrs, because my spider sense was tingling as I hurried past the elevator doors on 02. I reached the top of the stairs to find both elevators sitting there wtth their doors open, and for a second I had a premonition of terror, but It passed quickly, and I dismissed the premonition as a side effect of buying my books. My next encounter wtth the elevators. came but a scant few weeks later. I was In the Computer Center wtth my Freshman seminar, and we were learning about SIGI plus, the career counseling thingamajig that Is used to help you decide your career. I had been having strange dreams at night, but I couldn't remember most of It after I woke up, but what I could remember didn't make much sense. They were about a two-mouthed giant that was trytng to swallow me. I blamed the dreams on food, or on my new roommate and THE PLASMA DONOR CENTER STUDENTS FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN EARN $125 IN OCTOBER, BY STARTING YOUR DONATIONS ON OCTOBER 2nd. 6212· 22nd Ave. 654.1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 P.S.G.A. Parkside Student Government Association Will Be Holding Elections For 9 Fall Senatorial Seats On October 19 & 20, 1989, Election Petitions Will Be Available At 12:00 (Noon) September 25, 1989. They Will Be Due Back In P.S.G,A. On OctoberZ, 1989 By 3:00 P.M. l:'-------...J theWLL:.C elevator his cat. Jasper. who were making my life a living hell at the time. That Iivtng hell was nothing compared to the hell I was about to expertence. The number thirteen must have had something to do wtth our fateful journey, for It was the number of people who Innocently boarded that elevator. My past experience In the library lifts should have told me not to board, but I am terminally lazy, SOIt didn't' matter. Our trtp was very short, as a matter of fact, It only lasted about two seconds. The elevator stopped between floors. We tried everything to get It movtng agatn. We pulled the ernergency stop, and pushed Itback In. We pushed every stinking button In that stupid elevator,- and wouldn't you know It, we were stuck, Uke the peanut butter I used to put on the roof of Jasper's mouth. Maybe It was diving Justice. Anyway. to make a long story short, we spent about five mlnutes screarnlng and ringIng the emergency bell, and finally a receptive library clerk decided to inquire about If money is the only thing keeping you out of - college, the Army has a way to get you Ihere. Enlist in the Army for two years for selected skill training and eam $17,000 for college. Then serve as a soldier in the Army Reserve or National Guard and use your monthly drill pay ($100-120) to defray expenses while you attend the college of your choice. After two years in an Army Reserve or Nationalguard unit, you'll then have the option of staying in the unit or being maintained in a stand-by status. Two years' active and two years' Reserve. It adds up to getting to' college faster. 652-2072 ARMY BE ALL YOU CAN BE '" , , , , the awful ruckus we were making. I bet ·you can guess what her first question was. You got It. "Are you guys stuck in there?" Of course. everybody In the elevator's first Impulse was to yell, "No stupid, we were having a pic. ntc lunch and someone spiked the Kool-Ald, and thtngs just got a llttle out of hand. OF COURSE WE'RE STUCK? .., But that wouldn't have saved us so we all yelled. uYea." About a half an hour later, the Parkside Security Offl· cers, pulled off the emergency hatch on the top of the elevator, and we -all climbed out to freedom. While the 13 of us were In the elevator, I realized the value of underarm deodorant. and thanked all the stars above that my fellow freshmen had the good sense to use It. My next elevator fiasco happened just recently, only this tlime there were no oracles as there had bee prevtously. There was one obviousclue; the lights In the elevator weren't on. ThIs should have stopped me cold, but. to ask a terminally lazy student Uke myself to choose between MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL in the Parkside Union Walking down the taking the elevator asking the Colomb' II lords, or me for 1ha~ If they like George of course I got on.The panel on one side ofthe tor was completely and hanging by 1ls pushed the D2 butlon other person Whoh; just as the doors were pressed Dl. Since we on the second floor elevator had corne'r:: third floor, I asswn ~ would go down. y0\1 ~ what they say about Burne" I it makes an u our of "u" and ..me" II We went to the third . doors opened, there one there, so we pUShll\t respective buttons agala doors closed, and theel went to 01. The other abondoned Ship, he where he wanted to pressed 02 again Just safe. Once again, the closed, and I wenllo the floor. Trusttng my lntul hopped out and walked to D2, vowtng never be lazy, and to never rtde the elevators from WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza, Burgers, Etc.) • Rec. Cir. Activity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance to be eligibleto win. ' Union,Squar 8:00 p.m. - Parkside Union Monday, Night September C~VEl.AND BROWNS -VS. CINCINNATI BEN .... Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 9 Artist Da~a Larsen teaches basic drawing. at Parkside Dare Larson is teaching the basic drawing and the basic design2D classes this ~emeslor at Parkside. She IS currently displaying her artwork inthe Parkside Art Gallery. The main focus of her work combinesthe roots of her PhiUppinoand Norwegian heritage. She uses images from their ceremonies and combines them with aspects of 'daily life. The two cultures are diverse, but through the objects that· she uses, she showsthe similarities in their lifestyles. Larson's works portray stories without figures. In. stead, objects become. the characters of her stories. Most of the stories are from actual places that she has visited or from her tnterae, tions with real people. For example, she uses places that she knows well such as homes and marinas, as well as traumatic and happy experiences in her life. Non-speaking fish play a vital role as invisible voyeurs of Objects In many pictures. Objects walt to come to life until people go to sleep to discover their. surroundings, while still assuming the characteristics of their owners. If you would like to experience Larson's fine work stop down to the Art Gallery until October 1 and give yourself a visual treat. BET YOU CAN'T TELL I'M GONNA BE A ROCK STAR SOMEDAY! ~~~l)~~\\)) IE;:]'/ r • ~& '.. Great Penn. Great Cut. One Lo~ Pri~e.$27~!~,~ \ 'fry The aenes Ime of half lDllll hair sllglTlly e~tril care products, Find out foryourselfwhy people keep coming back to COST CUTTEItS! r-------------, I I 'K-Mart Plaza I Perm & Cut I. 4124 - 52nd St. .• 658-8200 : 2795 :. Factory Outlet Centre I I 7700 120tb Ave. I I 857-9200 : COiiCUTiias·: •Sunnyside Shopping ce, I "',~ ""..,.. I' 8038 22nd Ave, , . ,. " '" . L.~~..:"~":..~t~ny~r= ..J 652~6440 ...:...;,..:............:.'..;.;' '.;..' ~~,,:':':':" - ':'J'::';' :':-:""':''';'';';' ".:.;' '.,;.' '..;.' ..,....;.~ ~L...:_!"!"!:'l"~~~~~~~- - ~ ~_........ ,...:.... ~.- .. / / / I WAS SURPR \ SED 1tJI\t: N \-IE LANDE D 11-\\5 JOe.! .' ~ n ,10 ThurSday. S6ptII1lb8r 21. 1989 Ranger Monday spotlight Battle looms tor AFC central Pittsburgh managed 24 points. On offense Boomer EsiaSSOn Is averaging 2M yards per game, but Icky has been nowhere to be found this season as former front man James BroOks has been carryIng the load (6.0 yds. per carry). The keys to V\ctory for Cleveland are that they continue to play strong on defense and that Kosar can get by the soft CIncinnati defense whIch should be nothing more than a colorful background for Bemle to shoot agalnat, For the Bengals they must give Boomer time to set up In the pocket and be able to clear occasional paths for elther Brooks of Icky to get through to kep the Cleveland secondary honest. Here's the way I see It happening though, Cleveland will score early and the defense will keep the crowd out of the game. Boomer won·t have much time In the pocket and running will not be an option llIl the Dawgs take control of the line. So look for a long night In CIncinnati and a final of Cleveland 27.C\nclnnati 10. by Jeft ReddIck Aut. 8pona EdItor Monday night may prove to be the biggest showdown of the oeason In the AFC Central aa the CIncinnati BengaIs hoel the dlvIaIon leading Cleveland Browna. The Browns carry a ~ record Into the game baaed on an exploslve offense and a tenaclata defense. CIncinnati checks In with a 1-1 record having played no better than mediocre In Its f1nIt two games. Cleveland has come out of the blocks faat and appears to be unstoppable. The offense baa put up 60 points In the llrst gwo games. while the defense has thrown In 28 of tts own lor a league leading 89 points. ThoUgh they've been racking up the points there hasn't really been a need lor It aa the delense baa only al· lowed 24 points second only to ChIcago. The BengaIa have had to contend with a soft delense that can not hold water for tour quarters. After all they let ChIcago march down field In the llnal minute and lowly Robb SChulze Steve Gerber Tom Agazzi Mark Schneider Todd Schaap Scott Frasch 797 808 809 824 833 78-81 ·159 77·83 ·160 87·76 ·163 85·80 ·165 80-86 -166 83-85 ·168 NFCshows power on. all fronts by Jett Lemmennann sports EdItor NFCEAST New York·Loss of Morris Is devastating to Giants new one-back offense. Defense will keep club In playoff contantton, but offensive faIlure could drop cll!b to basement. PblIadelphIa. Randall Cun· nlngham alone Is a defensive coordlnator's nightmare. de· fenslvely. Reggie WhIte Is one man who can tum the game around without the ball. The problem Is. Ihat's It. If supporting cast prodUCes. look out. . Phoenlx.Receivlng core - as strong as any In the league, and acquisition of Gary Hoge. boom will lessen loss of Lomax. Woeful defense a major hurdle for playoff hopes. Don't count out. Dallas·There are no quick fixes In the NFL, and Dallas will discover that this year. Rookie QB tandem wlll take lumps early, but team could pUll suprlses In second half of season. Defense is in need of shake-up. MinDesota-Vlkes have offenslve firepower to put up the points, led by receiving threats Anthony Carter and steve Jordan. If D.J. Dozier ever fulfllis expectations, I----~l Vlkes would be devastating. Defensive une looks impresslve enough to flnany dethrone Bears. Waah1Dgtoil.In a division where three teams are good enough to lead, the edge goes to the Skins. Off-season •moves to strengthen the back· field. a strong' defense, and the hogs should prove enough to edge out a division title. NFCCENTRAL Detroit· It used to be teams feared coming to "Lion's Den" In MichIgan. The "de~~ long since been unocCUPI~ the Uon's search for cou~1 has come up empty ",-' Fontes will help at h~1n1a~ no talent means no WIns '~. , Conllnued on page II .co. "-'- --..,.,;~ ~ Chicago·What a difference a ..1Iiollo ........ __ .:·.. .:.::::-:::....3 . few years makes. The starfilled team of 1985is all but Dewey SCOles a tOlJChdOwn, but the later penalized on the klckofl k.K ': gone. but the ring master is ~-:::-_C;;;:.:;;I ...=.I;::lon='n;:I ..:::.::an<1~_:::· Wi stllLthere. Dllka has hIs team ~ ....;::-..::-- now. Defense Is strong as usual. but offense Is very questionable. Good season by Anderson Is a must. . Tampa Bay-Oh, Vinny. If he could ever remember what color jersey his team wears. The defense Is better than average, but for-the Bucs to win, the offense has to leam 1---1~ to control the ball. If Testaverde settles down. Bucs are a sleeper. Green Bay·Pack Is ImprovIng. but they're still a way off. Signing of Mandarlch wlll up RB Brent Fullwood's aver· age at least a yard when he . leams the system. Unfortu· nately that might not be til midway through the season. ANNOUNCINGI Express Lane Service in Union Square (in addition to our normal operations) * Expanded Menu Offerings * Immediate Noon Hour Seating Please bear with us as we try to react to this year's new noon hour scheduling demands. Thank You· Parkside'Food Service , i ' ,'L' , , , ' I Poat traumatic quarterback tYndrOIII UW-Green Bay Invitational Fox Hills National Golf Course september 17·18 1. UW·Whitewater 2. UW-Parkside 3. Eau Claire 4. UW-oshkowh 5. UW·Stevens Point Rangers (a' ~DlT-~; Meeting the specifi needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Ha Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 UNITED PARCE SERIVICE HAS POTENTIAL PARt-TiME OPENING ON THE LOADING DOCKS IN STURTEVAI HOURS OF OPERATJ(1 ARE 3:30 AM-8:30 AM 4:00 PM-9:00 pM. STARTING PAY IS $8,001 IF INTERESTED PLEAT! PHONE, MIKE PLA UWP JOB SERVIce 553-2656. BEFORE OCTOBE~ 4 --" U.P.S. 'S AN EOUAL.~ . • " "EMPLOVER. ~ '.' ..','., ..".,. ,-. NFCWEST co.Coach Is new, rrantC~velIs stili tough Wen Rice Is a Dl3tch.Jerryand Roger e.breake~~me.dominator. , is a Hall of Farner a fUtu~ you could let QIl '::'bltcoach this team erRaislontltle. , sdlv .. _-- s-In another dlviOrl"falnts would proba- ' ,tlte tenders for a title. be con in the West ....."'tely, o"w- e to struggle for a '0 nsv Running game _carel.m a serious threat, es the e Isn't consistent defens . h. ClU'ls MIller Is a serfIa' threat, but he's :~oung to lead this t of the basement. au 'N" tlte addition of ' eon , anda host of young tal- ::m makethis a fun team atch. Angeles·Talk about. a wltlta future. Offensrve has produced thre,,: d1f. t thousandyard garners three years. Linebacking , young healthy, and IS, b . n the best in the USl· .I(yill give 49'ers run for money. .Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 11 , Baseball looks to youth-veteran mix to overcome spring dissapointments by Ted McIntyre field. guarded agabisl thatheppen. . Ing. "With out depth, If we For UW Oberbrunner WIll have have injuries other players 'Parkside baseball seven catchers and eleven will be able to move right coach Red Oberbrunner, the pitchers to choose from. This In " Success of his team Is Is one reason he feels he has Oberbrunner also referred well as On the baseball achieved In the classsroom as good depth. dta- to his 1989Rangers as a very too mond. Consequently, no mat. Oberbrunner Is not certain speedy team, but not pow. as to Which of his pitchers erfuL "Instead of hitting ter What happend on the field WIll see the most time. "It all homeruns, we need to hit and this fall, the team Will be sue, depends on Who Is throwing run to produce runs to win cessful. "We have 12 graduat. well during' the season," said ballgames," said OberbrunIng seniors on this team.· Oberbrunner. So far It seems nero Playing sports and getting a as If these pitchers may be Ultimately, Oberbrunner degree In four years Is an ac· throwing a lot for the has high expectations for the complishment" I'm prOUd of Rangers. Seniors Jeff Lem, season. "We would like to be that," said Oberbrunner." merman, Steve Leonard, jun. NAIA state champs, possibly Our number one priority is to iors Jeff Fenrick and Dan regional champs and qualify see that the boys get their de- LangendOrf, and depending for nationals." grees and do well In class as upon how they progress, The Rangers' open the faIl well as on the diamond." sophomores Jeff Konzel and season in Chicago against But this team should have Chirs Asmussen. UIC Circle September 21st. more than scholastic endaac-, Oberbrunner is sure, that ors to be proud of. This fall the key to the team's success the Rangers will field an ex, lies in his pitching staff's perlenced, talented--and--deep_ arms. "If our pitching staff team. I feel good about our holds up we can"OSSlbt ballclub," said Oberbrunner. successful. We WIll need to HWe're deep and have a lot of contain the oPposition,to said players returning to their Oberbrunner. positions." Some of the Another key factor he cited players he was referring to Is Whether or not the team are: senior Ken Neese an all. can stay healthy. Last spring state shortstop last season; the' Rangers lost several senior Brian Gauthier who players to inuries and as are. plays third, catcher and out- suIt had a 13.16 record. For field'; Don Keller Who may Oberbrunner, this was oniy catch or DH this season, and the third tlm....-In '!3 years of co.captain seniors Gary coaching his team has played Fritsch a catcher and Ar. under 500. This fall Oberbrunmamd Bonoflgl1o in center ner feels somewhat safeFor the week of September 11th through the 18th, the arksideRanger is proud to salute Ranger Volleyball set. r N1colePaclone as the Parkside Player of the Week. I As a 5'4" setter from Mt. Prospect, Illinois, Pacione has ena major component for the netters in her past three ns. In 1988,Pacione set the single season record for slsts by getting 1242set-ups. That mark led the nation, d led to a spot on the NAIA AlI·Dlstrict team for Pac. e in her junior year. Paclone also led the club In servo efficiency,knOCkinghome 94% at her serves. . As a secondyear captain in her final year as 8: ~nger, ionehas shown her leadership on the court, plCkmg up eresheleft off in '8S by getting 48 assists In two ,games t the Carthage three'team meet, and 137 asststs In a place finish In the IUPUI tournament last weekend. aIso added 18 digs at Carthage and 54 digs at India. For her leadership on the court In leading the Ran(l:er OeybaUteam to a 5·2 mark In the week, for averagmg .4assista contest, and for tallying 10.3 digs in the :, day , the Ranger congratulates Nicole Paclone for net. "this week's Parkslde Player of the Week honors. 22; 145. Lisa Majerle 21:36; Awn Runners,page 12 155. Julle Rader 22:08. Finishers for the men, were r flnJshersfor Parkslde as follows: 99. Mike Nelson as fOllows: 31. Paula 27:48; 109. Reggie Davenpo~ an 19:05;35. JUI Spag. 28'08' 111. Tim Reeves 28.10, 19:09;62. Jenny Gross 136 Tracy Norstrom 28:55; ; 715.Jennifer Zalewski 139B. Todd Weber 29:03; ; 77B.Sara Bailey 19:51; 146B. Mike Manowskl29:20. , . MarulynnMeyer 19:59; This Saturday the women s . ~ Roy 20:11; 102. Dee team will travel to Whltewa. ~ 20:16;106. Cindy Ed· ter and the men will go to In. 20:21;108.Stacey Kist· diana for the Purdue Invita. 120:24; 115.Maggie Pagan tional. e; lJ1. W~ndy·..O,rlo\v,skL', " .. ; 140.Karen Danner 21: b --- ..... , ,q •.• -.. ••. l.- ~--..;........;....__--... Nicole Pacione The student's answer to high automotive repair costs .. * Save as much as 50% or more by purchasing quality used parts . * Free locating service for parts not In our stock * We stock new radiators, leaf springs and rotors. You receive fast friendly service from a family business celebrating 41 years of first-class service. S~awt, :: t -- HY11 ' 637·6551 3037 CapitolAve. Racine,,WI 53403 HOURS: Mon·Fri 8-5 �12Thursda , September 21, 1989 Ranger Rangers net 4·1 win over Lawrence by Jeff Lemmerman Sports Edllor The Parkslde soccer team bounced back from a 1-1 weekend lo lop Rosary College of Dllnols .-1 at home saturday. MIke Lee's penalty kick started the scoring for the Rangers. which was followed by a Morten Akesglaede's header from Jim Chomko to make 112-0. Alter the intermission, Bill Kenedy scored an unassisted mark with a corner-kick to make It 3·0. Rangers. Rosary finally spoiled the shut-out as they netted a deflected shot, making It 3-1. But that was all for Rosary as the Rangers added the final tally of the contest with a John Luna goal from Chrts Ryan to account for the .-1 final margln. Stan Anderson started In goal and tended a scoreless flrst half for the Rangers before giving way to Armando carlo at the midpoint. The victory raised the Ranger record 10.-1-l. Earller last week, the Rangers suffered a 3-2 setback at McKendree college. Dennis Nerada and Morlon Akesglaede netted goals In the Rangers first setback of tile season. Parkside Cross Country by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Edllor ThIs past saturday the Ranger men's and women's cross country teams played host 10 the 1989Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Meet. ThIrty different teams competed In thls years event including teams from the NCAAand NAIA. The day was completely dominated by Ohio University who took the women's event with a II outdistancing runner-up Oshkosh and also the men's with 28 points besting Oshkosh by .7 points. P.- hosted the Mldweotcross-country meet this pasl weekend Taking flrsl ptace honors In the women's tSK was Kathy Campbell of Western nunols with a time of 17:56. Highest flnlsher for the Rangers was Lorn Deblleck In 16th place. FIrst place honors for the men went 10 Frank ZOldak of Ohio University with a time of ~:.9 In the 8K event. Highest Ranger finIsher was a dis. appointing l50th place by Pat Kochanski. As a team the women came In at a respectable eighth place while the men's team wound up a less than desirable 18th place. See Runners, page 11 • ,.;._ ...:....:.'..;.'..;.',;,.,;,',;,...:....:.._...:.._.:...:...:...:.....:..'-0.. ~~. ',',"'" Volleyball squad take third at Indianapolis; spik~SCarthage in tri by Ted Mcintyre In the eyes of coach Terry Paulson. this past week has been a successful one for Parkside volleyball. "Right now we're just about where we want to be," said Paulson. On September 12, Parkslde won two matches defeating st. Norbert and Carthage In the Carthage triangular. Nancy Hooch had 23 kills and three service aces while Nicole Pacione added 48 assists and 18 digs for the Lady , Rangers. ,his past weekend, the 15th, 16th and ;7th, Parkside competed in the Indiana University of Purdue University at Indianapolis (IUPUl) invitational. Friday the Lady' Rangers went head to head with the nations number one ranked NAIA team, SI. Francis. Parkslde lost In a valiant effort but managed to take one game. "We played very well In that match," said Paulson. Later that , evening they lost to N wook of Midland Mi,> also ranked In the topt,~ Then on Saturday th grouped to defeat Dru; lege, and continued roUk; !hey beat Franklin oflnd in two games. ParkSld, faced Its third top ten nent In Georgetown of tucky. After losing th, game the team rallied~ tory behind a total t,~ fort. "We used ten p~ and all 12 substitutionsfu match," said PaUlson, won because of OUr bench, confident ~ players and outstanding~ ershlp In older players." Sunday, they played again but fell for the lie time to St. Francis. Parkslde Is now 94 losses to tough teams.:~ all this week was s su for us, an outstandinge was made by the-, team, ::o_mmented PaW; --------- -------------- THE WEEI AHEAD Soccer 9/23 Home vs. U. of Detroit--1:30. 9/25 at UW-Mi Iwaukee--4:00 9.27 Home vs. U. of Ill. Chicago--4:011 J.V. Soccer 9/28 Home vs. Lake Forest--4:00 Golf 9/24-25 Blue Devil Invite (Rich mond)--TBA Volleyball 9/22-23 Home--Range r Invite--5:0 pm/9:0 0 am 9/26 Home vs. UW-W hitewater--7:0il Men's Cross Country 9/23 at Purdue Invitational--ll:00 Wome n's Cross Country 9/23 at UW-Whitewater Invite~-l1:00 Men's Baseball 9/21 at Ui of III Circle (2)--3:00 9/23 Home vs. Concordia (2)-.12:00 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Excel '89 stresses leadership and critical thinking Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Excel '89 stresses leadership and critical thinking By Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Any Parkside student who feels the need to learn anything about critical thinking, creativity, and appreciating differences may want to be a part of Excel '89. Excel '89 is a leadership adventure for all Parkside students. "It's (Excel '89) a two day retreat for Parkside students. It's designed so that it will benefit brand new students of students who have just accepted positions of leadership or experienced student leaders who come to me from a major organization," said Diane Welsh, Assistant Director of Student Life. The leadership retreat offers participants the chance to know other campus leaders, share experiences, and begin establishing valuable networks with them. "I wanted to make sure who was running the Ranger, who was in charge of PSGA and I wanted to familiarize myself with the orginization itself," said Franca Savaglio, vice-president of PAB, who attended the seminar last year. The seminar is an overnite program which is held in Delafieid, WI. The participants ride on a bus with each other and leave from the Parkside Union. The retreat is being held at Camp Sidney Cohen which is on Lake Nemahbin. "There's a lot of sharing with each other," said Welsh. "For freshman it's good beleaders of organizations, Excel *89 helps it's participants become better leaders, and also helps them to get to know other leaders and organizations. The retreat is based on a series of educational sessions_throughout the "We networked and we talked about the university as a whole. We talked about how we could get together and work together," Savaglio said. "We really brought our ideas together. Some of the sessions that \(l Iwfa&hip cause they get to see what the organizations are about. Some of the goals that Excel '89 tries to get acroess to it's participants include such things as personal skill development, and leadership qualities that students need when they graduate. For two days. Some of the sessions are interactive type of sessions such as a low ropes course where participants are challenged mentally and are urged to come up with a solution to a problem collectively. Working together is one of the major aspects of the retreat. are being held primarily for leaders of organizations include critical thinking, decision making, ethics, creativity, communications, presenting yourself and dealing with difficult people. "There is a big focus on various types of communication and assertiveness and self image," said Welsh. "There is a wide range of topics. There will be presenters from all aspects of the campus, those who have a good knowledge base in certain topics. Though the seminar is for any Parkside student who feels the need to learn more about leadership and networking, participation is limited. Excel '89 is limited to about forty people. However, attendance has never gone over it's mark. The main reason the seminar is limited to attendance is to help maintain the one on one basis that helps participants get the most out of the seminar. "We wouldn't ever be able to have a real big group because then it just defeats the purpose. If you get more than forty you could go the whole weekend without really getting to know some of the other individuals," said Welsh. Sign up for Excel '89 ends Friday, September 23. the cost of the seminar is ten dollars and that includes transportation, lodging, meals, workship materials, and an Excel '89 souvenier. "It's one of the best workshops," Savaglio said. "It's very comfortable, it's fun and vou learn so much." Parkside Child Care Center provides valuable service for students by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "We are proud of our service. We feel that it provides children with what they need and that's their childhood," explained Sherry Thomas, Director of Parkside's Day Care Center. The day care center is considered to be a developmentally oriented program. A program that looks at where children are at their various levels of development and from there they are encouraged to do what they are capable of doing. The day care center teachers are a combination of a lot of students and certified individuals. The students come from diverse backgrounds and diverse majors. Such as, business majors, nursing majors, sociology majors, psychology majors, and education majors. Thomas also conducts a monthly staff meeting making sure all teachers are putting in all the necessary hours required by the state. "The teachers are well trained and perform their job very well," answered Thomas. "The support of parents is very important," explained Thomas. "We have excellent parental support. The parents are very active." The day care center has an Active Parent Group, which conducts fundraisers, social activities, such as family picnics, and bring speakers. Due to the groups fundraisers the center was able to receive helpful and beneficial equipment. 1. Flower Garden - children from two weeks of age to eighteen months. 2. Munchkin Manor - children from eighteen months of age to twenty-four months. 3. Pumpkin Patch - children from two to three years old. 4. Sunshine Room - children from two and a half to three and a half years old. 5. Rainbow Room - children from three to four years old. 6. Apple Tree Room - children from four to five years old. The children follow daily routine schedules to give the children anticipation to what is going to happen next. The teachers all share and conduct the same responsibilities. "We work together as a team. We are very much unique in that," said Thomas. The teachers are paid employees. Parkside's Day Care Center has something most centers don't have and that's the use of a campus. The center uses the campus for beneficial information. "The campus is full of enriched information," stated Thomas. The use of the library, the police department, the theater, the physical education building, and the kitchen all prove to be a learning experience for the children. "The campus is always grateful for helping in anyway, they love having the children around." "The teachers are well experienced with a good background, the parental involvement is high, and a good surrounding atmosphere provides our center with good quality service," emphasized Thomas. "We provide an outset where children can be children. We provide them with a childhood." The center has 117 full and part time children enrolled, and has forty five trained staff members. The hours are Monday-Thursday from 7:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. and Friday from 7:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. The center has also an eveing program that was just recently put together. The evening program provides services on Wednesday and Thursday night from 5:30 p.m.-9:30 p.m. Inside... Page 2... Page 11... Parking Player of the week 2 Thursday, September 14, 1989 Ranger Parking at Parkside Many of us are used to the parking crunch that normally occurs at the start of each new semester. However, we expected that the problem would be rectified by the revamping of the university parking procedure. What actually happened is quite the opposite. Prior to this academic year we received notice in the mail which said that there would no longer be different types of parking permits for students. The green permits have been done away with in an effort to improve the parking situation. So far, we at the Ranger have not seen any improvement made by this change. Instead what has resulted is a dog fight for parking spaces. Cars circle the lots like vultures waiting for a spot to open. This causes a hazard to pedestrians and motorists alike. The abolition of the green permits also caused the hundreds of students to pay an extra twenty dollars only to find they still have to wait in the Tallent lot for the shuttle bus. Why even park at school if you end up taking a bus for part of the way anyway. In our opinion, it is not worth sixty dollars a year to park that far away. What the situation essentially boils down to is this. The students that end up parking in the Tallent lot are always going to be in the Tallent lot for the remainder of the semester. Why should these people pay the same amount for parking privileges as the people who park in the closer lots. To some people, the new system may seem more fair than the old system based on a first come, first served basis. We feel that if most students know that their classes begin later in the day, they should have access to some form of alternative parking. South African police f hen exercising restraint: [ A look at the Parkside parking rit-ual by Lyna Paukstelis Picture yourself on a journey, a journey beyond sight and sound. A journey whose wonderous lands are that of imagination. You are about to enter the Parkside Parking Zone. Submitted for your approval, one Connie Swale, the kind of person that's never late for class, doesn't eat sweets, doesn't drink and flosses after every meal, your average run of the mill student. She thought it would be just another day, she thought she'd find a parking space. But what is awaiting Connie ahead will take all of her skills as a driver, all of her patience, all of her courage, for she is about to enter something so terrifying that you'd only read about it in the Ranger. Look a little closer, signed on her ticket, given by the kiddie kops, Welcome to the "Parkside Parking Zone!!" The early morning sun glistens off of Connie's parking sticker. Life is good. No worries to cloud her mind, just the brisk feeling of the wind on her face as she sings Bon Jovi with the radio. And then she sees 52 Parkside students fighting for the only remaining parking space. Her heart begins to beat, her palms begin to sweat, her chest begins to heave and a prayer escapes her lips. "Oh God, why did I pay $60 for a sticker that was suppose to serve me better! Please God, just this once, let me find a parking space only a mile from my class!!" Soon, the sky darkened and as if God had considered the request and refused it, like so many parking appeals, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice bellowed, "Are you kidding?" So, disillusioned and disheartened she went on her way. Bon Jovi was replaced with Metallica and a new road warrior was born. She drove for what seemed to be like hours, days, months, years...to Tallent Hall. "O.K. Even Phy. Ed. was full! This is war! I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!" Her foot hit the gas as she flew through the parking lot, past the signs that said "We really feel sorry for you!", even past the shuttle bus fothe shuttle bus, but there was not a space to be found. Connie glanced at the shuttle bus for those students who were lucky enough to be packed in like sardines. Then she saw it, the overflow parking signs. She followed the signs for miles, not knowing where they would take her. She started to worry once she passed the "You are now leaving the state" marker, but then she saw it, the end of her journey. On the horizon she saw university buildings! When she got there, there were no lines, no car wars, there were enough spaces for everyone. "This must be heaven!" she exclaimed. "Look I can actually see the buildings! What a great day! And I only had to leave three hours before my class to make it here on time!'' She locked her car, like any responsible motorist, and whistled "Wanted Dead or Alive" as she entered the building. Soon, she realized that everything looked strange to her. There was no Main Place, no Comm. Arts, no Greenquist Hall. She wandered around feeling wierd and alone. "Could they have remodeled in just one weekend? At Parkside? No way!" She thought and thought, and then she past a sign that said, "Welcome to Carthage College, your parking space away from Parkside." "What?! Carthage College? Maybe that's why I parked my car with a great view of the beach. Maybe that's why they handed me a life preserver as I drove in, in case I slipped and fell into the lake. Maybe that's why I'm late for my 'Parking is no excuse to be tardy' class!!" As she walked back to her car, she thought of the nightmare that awaits her back at Parkside. She thought of the kiddie kops smiling as they happily give out their quota of "illegal parking" tickets. She thought of what was meant by "to better serve you" in the letter she received. She thought of how nice it would be to actually park on campus. She also thought that if she transferred to another university she might not have to get to school six hours in advance, or that she wouldn't have to sleep in her space all night. , As she drove back, she had that strange feeling of deja vu when she saw Outer Loop Road backed up to the Regency Mall. Taken with as much anticipation as waiting to-hear the sound of "have a nitie Christmas" on the last day of finals, Connie waits for a parking space, and she will continue to wait in the outer terranian lots that can only be found in the Outer Limits...oops, wrong show, in the lost chapters of, "The Parkside Parking Zone." Apology... An open letter of a pology: The 1989-90 Ranger Editorial staff would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the students, faculty and staff of UW-Parkside for articles that appeared in the final issue of the 1988-89 Ranger. We hope that any misunderstandings that arose due to the content of the articles and other sections of the paper are laid to rest. We, on the 1989-90 Ranger staff, hope to bring you objective articles and editorials about the campus and community for whom we serve. What occurred in the last issue of t he 1988-89 Ranger should not occur in a professional newspaper or any paper which is liable for what it prints. A newspaper should be a source of information; it should not be a forum.to print views of personal expression, except in cases where it is in editorial form and well researched. We apologize for any misunderstandings and hope your readership continues. 1989-90 Ranger Editorial Staff Advertising doesn't cost in the Ranger, It pays, call 553-2295, for a tailored ad package just for you. EDITORIAL STAFF Steve DeAngelis Editor-in-Chief Dan Chiappetta News Editor Dan Pacetti Copy Editor Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Scott Singer Asst.News Editor Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Business Manager Teri Fortney Ad Rep. Carol Curi .....Ad Rep. Barbi Keller Ad Rep. cv and content "ins nnhikhprl W-IJitaHe. wf° solely responsible tor its editorial poll- ,jayS published every Thurs day during the academic year except over breaks and ho iileSmus/ be s?a r^dWwit?f a3fpi ifhthey are.typed< double-spaced and 350 words or less. A ll held upon request ' P ber included ,or verificat'on purposes. Names will be withfamat9oryreSerVeS th® r'9ht t0 edit letters and refuse those which afe false and/or de- Thursday. f°r a" 'etterS' a"d C,aSSified ads"is Monday at 10 a-m- tor publication Ranger Thursday, September 14,1989 3 Student Community Services encourages student involvement Suzanne Mantuano Feature Editor The main reason Student Community Se vices (SCS) began is because Gloria Ramirez, executive director of Kenosha Voluntary Action Center (KVAC) felt the need to get students involved in the community. "It (SCS) started because Gloria and her board felt the need for the student population to be more involved in the community," said Carol Engberg, Director of SCS. SCS, which is located in the Career Center at Parkside, began on August 1, 1988, and it's been growing stronger ever since. One major goal that Engberg had set for herself was to have at least 120 students participate in the program. The total number of students actually participating in the program in its first year of operation was 140. Though the majority of the students who are involved in SCS are Parkside students, there are also volunteers from Gateway and Carthage. "I've had two students from Carthage, only because I'm not over there. I made contact through a club, went over there and did recruit two from one of the clubs," Engberg said. "I also have four from Gateway. It was just word of mouth. They heard about it, I met them, interviewed them, and placed them in agencies." There are four main reasons why college students do volunteer work. First of all, some college students want to be of service to others, without thought of reward. "Believe it or not, there are many who come in and say, 'I just want to do something good for somebody,' " said Engberg, "I didn't know how much of that type of response I would actually get." Secondly, they are interested in career development. College students often ask themselves, "Have I made the right choice?" SCS helps them answer that question through volunteer work. The third category includes students who want experience in a specific field for future employment and/or to gain entrance into certain studies. Engberg said, "Seniors will come in and say, 'I'm graduating in psychology, but I don't have anything on my resume'.' I put them into community centers, agencies that are working with alcohol problems, battered children or women, and all of this looks great on a resume'. They have hands-on experience and great references." Last but not least, students may also be required by professors to complete a specific number of hours of volunteer work for class credit. "There is a direct link between what they (professors) are teaching and what the community is offering their students," Engberg said. Some of the professors using the program include Bruce Strom for Human Development, Lana Rakow for a Communications and Social Change class, Carol Lee Saffioti- Hughes for her Freshman Seminar in Women's Studies and Venkat Subramanian for his Management Information Systems class. SCS was originally started to aid college students in the Kenosha area. Engberg immediately saw a problem with this when she realized that sixty percent of Parkside students are Racine residents. As a result, Engberg added agencies in Racine to her list of active Kenosha agencies. The stu- • d ent program agency list includes the Alcohol and Drug Council, Bradford High School, Girl Scouts, Kenosha Youth Foundation, Kenosha Hospital, Women's Horizons, Big Brothers/Big Sisters, Orphan Kanines and the Red Cross. Kenosha is represented by about eighty agencies and Racine by about fortyfive. The agencies involved in SCS submit requests to Engberg regarding the volunteer work each agency most needs. The requests run the gamut from animal care to music coach, from interpreters to AIDS presenters. An AIDS presenter is someone who gives presentations on what AIDS is, how it is contracted and what precautions can be taken in dealing with it. Through the Red Cross, videos are used and handouts given by the volunteer presenter. "In the Milwaukee and Chicago areas, AIDS facilitators start at somewhere between $25,000-$50,000 a year," Engberg said. "There is one bonus that I don't promise, but I can see it down the line already. When a good student goes into an agency and does a great job as a volunteer, they may have a job waiting after graduation." In order to become a volunteer, a student must adhere to the policies of the program. First, the student is interviewed by Engberg to determine interests, skills and the student's choice of placement Then a telephone contact Is made by Engberg with an agency, and a time is set for an interview between the agency and student. Hours of work are arranged, and a training session is set up, if necessary. A volunteer's work day can onlyrange from one to three hours a week, depending on the student's schedule. Next, there is a follow-up call from Engberg to inquire about the volunteer's progress. Often, Engberg visits the volunteer on the job. "I do stress to students that if they can't make it and they (the agency) were expecting you, always call, never just not show up," Engberg said. "It's a job and they are part of a staff. They must treat it that way." Though SCS began one year ago, there are no signs of it or Engberg slowing down. "I think we are on the edge of something great. It (SCS) could be an example for other universities that want to get involved in something like this," Engberg said. "This program was evaluated in February by our main office in Milwaukee, and they feel it cannot fail." FAMILY COUNSELING CENTER Of Kenosha -Psychological & Psychiatric Evaluations -Individual & Group Psychotherapy -Children's Problems, School Behavior Emotional & Developmental -Drug/Alcohol Counseling Gay Bloor, M.S.W. Director Julian Newman, M.D., Psychiatrist John Dalton, Ph.D., Psychologist Donald A. Walters, M.S.W. 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First, when they started to play, groups of people came right out onto the dance floor instead of waiting to hear what the band sounded like. Second, they stayed out there for the entire dance. Very few people sat down between songs. Next, "Gerard" played an entire set of original music, and everyone was still dancing. Anyone whose been to our dances knows how hard it is to keep the crowd on the floor. When asked how and why they chose certain music for the group, Todd Michael, or "Science" (his stage name), replied, "personal taste is a large part." Bob Rouse, ("Bob Condo") added, "We listen to the music that is currently popular, and see if it would work for us." "Gerard" just started playing a full set of original music about three weeks ago. At first they were unsure how it would go over with the crowds, but Mike Heidemon, ("Mr. Hyde"), mentioned that every place they've played has loved it. The band was originally formed eight years ago by two brothers and has slowly evolved from there. The only true veteran is Bill Gerard, the sound engineer. However, the "new Gerard" is only four and a half years old. Keedy, the lead female singer, has been with the band since this change. For anyone interested, here is a complete listing of all the members in the band. They are: Keedy, Becky Smith (Ms. Thang), Eric Jordon (Benet), todd Michael (Science), Mike Heidemon (Mr. Hyde), Bob Rouse (Bob Condo), Tony Roland, Bill Gerard and Gran Bourne. "Gerard" put out a record a few years ago, but has not made anything recently. They are, however, making some demo tapes and trying to put together a record deal. With "Gerard's" sound, they shouldn't have too much trouble. Those of you who were at the dance might have seen the computer that was on the stage. They started using the computer a few years ago when technology became more modern. Sometimes they have trouble getting a full rehearsal in, and they are able to simulate the sound of those missing by using the computer. The music played by the drums, keyboards and guitars is programmed into the computer so if members are missing, the sound is still the same. "Gerard" mentioned that they remember things about each gig that they play. They've played in some unique places, including at the racetrack and on a beach five feet from the water. When asked what they would remember about Parkside, they said that the open, responsive welcoming of the crowd will stay in their minds. We'll be in great shape if every dance is as successful as this one. "Gerard" was definitely a hit! Anthony Brown named new director of CECA by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor A new director has been appointed to the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA) this year. Anthony Brown is the new director for the organization, which provides a wide array of educational and cultural services. Brown has had a successful and varied career before coming to Parkside. After graduating from the State University of New York at Buffalo, Brown went on to work there as an admissions advisor for seven years. He then took a leave of absence to seek other possible places of employment. Although up for permanent appointment, Brown said he "wanted a change of scenery...I was ready to see other university systems". His search lead him to the UW-System and then specifically to Parkside, where he became the director of the Educational Opportunities Center from December 1988 to August 1989. He moved on August l, filling the vacancy of the position he now holds. In addition to his work experience, Brown holds a degree in Business Administration and a Masters in Vocational and Technical Education. He was also the director of the Upward Bound program while at Buffalo. Already Brown has been busy in his new position. After taking over for Elaine Miller, who was acting director, Brown said "tutors have been hired, and we are the only department on campus that puts out information on student support to the entire campus". Another program that "CECA and Brown have been working on is the Minority Admissions Review Subcommittee (MARS). Brown commented that CECA will be "looking for more students working with MARS. The number of minorities has increased, partly because of the MARS program". Brown hopes to help minorities to become more involved on campus, including, "helping them find work on campus, and trying to center on campus based activities". Besides co-advising such organizations, as the Black Student Organization (BAO), Brown wants to develop "on campus internships" Other activities that Brown wants to work on include: sensitivity workshops, career planning and placement, and National Hispanic Week. For more information on these or other activities, interested persons can contact CECA and Anthony Brown in the CECA office, located in WLLC D194. Parkside minority student population increasing by Karen Colvin Staff Writer By the fifth day of classes last year there were 120 Hispanics, 161 blacks, 12 Indians, and 56 Asian students enrolled at Parkside. As of the first day of this year there are 132 Hispanics, 168 Blacks, 13 Indian, and 61 Asian students on campus. This is an increase of 21 percent in just one year. There has also been an upswing in the number of minority faculty and staff. Anthony Brown says that the Design for Diversity plan is the reason for this. It is also the key to persuading minority students currently enrolled in the U.W. system to stay here. There are several steps to the Design for Diversity plan, and it is their combination that make it work. The Ethnic Studies Center blends racially associated material into courses already taught here. One such class, call American Minorty Groups, is in very high demand. It is so popular that teachers and staff are currently enrolled as students. Parkside has developed a special administrative process for minority students. The process involves carefully monitoring special tutors and study groups available to keep the students on the right track. Enrollees admitted through this process can also receive special counseling about day to day problems that majority students won't normally face. Dorm life is changing too. Fully ten percent of students living on campus are nonwhite. To make is easier for them, the dorms have adopted a minority student advisor. . The state and federal governments are also mandating ways to persuade minority students to stay in the UW System. They provide 85 percent of the financial aid funds available for minority students. There are special scholarships available only to non-white students. There is a new discipline system at Parkside. The UWS-17 states that racism will not be tolerated. "This is one thing that I hope we won't have to experience," said Brown. "Design for Diversity is a step in the right direction." College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 PIgnotti's Liquor HOURS: Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 Mease use our products In'motleraflorT UWP 1585-North 22nd Avenue Ph. 551-8020 ELCOME BACK STUDENTS Hwy. A Hwy. E <z o CENTER o OF THE « WORLD Zi LIQUOR £ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Win FREE Dorm Decorations Each Week Lamps • Mirrors • Lights *Win a Miller Mirror* FREE POSTERS 10% Off Everything In Store with Parkside I.D. 9.2,.8a Sale Items Excluded 6 Thursday, September 14,1989 Ranger - Cluh Monday Night Football begins in Union Square ** The Drizes to be given away est, there a possibilit Events CLUB EVENTS International Affairs: Yes, gang, It's time to regroup. CIA will be holding Its first meeting on September 15 at noon. In Molinaro 112. Slated for this meeting are the election of 1089-1090 officers, and some work on the Model Organization of American States. Any Parkslde student or faculty member interested in international affairs or the Model OAS should attend this meeting or call Laura Klrchoff at 633-3765. Parkslde Adult Student Alliance: PASA's first meeting of the year will be held on September 20 at 12:00 in Molinaro 111 (Faculty Lounge). Please attend and help us start the year right. Molecular Biology Club: The Molecular Biology Club will hold their first meeting on Tuesday, September 19 In Molinaro 161 at noon. All present members are encouraged to attend and a warm welcome is extended to any prospective new members. Those wishing to join need only to be a registered student at Parkslde In the area of biological sciences. This meeting will give everyone a chance to meet the new officers and brainstorm on new activities and programs. Bring a sack lunch, and the pop and dessert will be furnished! Submitted by Katherine Turk, President of the Molecular Biology Club. Correction PI Sigma Epsllon - Marketing Fraternity meets every Wednesday at noon in Molinaro D137 instead of the aforementioned Sept. 5 issue stating that meetings occured on a monthly basis. We're starting an Al-Anon group at Parkslde. We will meet on Mondays from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. in Molinaro 217. SOG would like to apologize for omitting the following clubs: Anthropology Club: Purpose of Club: To share information and ideas about anthropology with interested faculty, staff, students and members, as well as giving the same ability to hear speakers in various topics and doing projects which will help In future field experiences. Black Student Organization: Purpose of Organization: To organize, motivate and unify minority students to speak to the Issues and policies affecting them as students at Parkside. In addition, BSO plans a variety of Intellectually stimulating cultural, social and recreational activities to meet the needs and Interests of minority students at the university. "NEW CLUB" - Volleyball Club: Purpose of Club: To create a social, recreational and semi-competitive environment for UW-Parkside students. In other words, have a good time, meet people and play some serious VBall. "UPCOMING CLUB" - Photography Club: Purpose: Remains to be seen! If you're an Interested photo buff, contact John Kehoe In the Ranger office - 553-2295!! PERSONALS Joe Cool: The whimsical and fanciful one has a name. It's Woodstock! Rick and Kim Hendrlckson: Have a nice life together. The gang! Classifieds HELP WANTED DISC JOCKEYS, weekends. Male or female. Will train qualified people. 639-7480. WANTED. SPRING Break sales representatives. Earn free vacations to Cancun, Nassau, Bermuda, and other exciting resorts. Plus, you can earn an average of $3,500 In commissions working part-time. Call Vacation Planners at 1-800-47PARTY. BABYSITTER. Female, 15-20 hrs. a week. Must have own transportation, or live In Racine. 6 month-old infant. Experience preferred. Salary negotiable. Call 632-4835 anytime. COLLEGE CAMPUS representative. Earn $. Flexible hours. Fun, Enjoyable. Rewarding. Gross up to $20,000 per year by helping friends receive grants or scholarships. For information, please call: (213 ) 967-2115. Classifieds, cont. on page 9 by Brad Janowitz Staff Writer Nothing to do Monday night? Come to the Union Square and watch men in football uniforms clobber each other on a big screen T.V. What is it? It's Monday Night Football a £ Parkside! That's right. Monday Night Football has come to the Union Square in Parkside. Best of all, you can register to win prizes, and even better, it's all free. Monday Night Football is the brainchild of Chuck Petrach, PAB's Sports and Recreation Chair. Mary Ellen Wesley, PAB Advisor, Bill Nieber and Mike Metzenhuber, Union Coordinators. Petrach said, "Monday Night Football is meant to get people involved and make them aware of Parkside's social facilities." From September 11th to December 11th, you can watch football Monday nights, on the Union's giant screen T.V., and win great ^prizesjfwdoing^t^ prizes each Monday night are, a jersey with the logo of o ne of the teams playing that night, a team hat, team pennants and several food prizes. At least one hundred dollars in prizes will be given away each Monday night. There is a one in ten chance of winning. Plus, in a few weeks, all the winners' names will be placed in a hat, and one name will be drawn for tickets to the October 29th Packer's game at County Stadium. "If there's a strong interest, there is a possibility of a Pro Bowl, or Super Bowl party," mentioned Petrach. To find out which team is playing on which night, you can check the listings posted in the Union Cafeteria, or by the PAB office. "Hopefully we can get lists posted in Main Place, and in some other places," Petrach commented. " Monday night football is brought to you by the Parkside Activities Board, Parkside Union and Parkside Food Services. At BANK ONE, we know what ifs like to be a student. Wfe also know what students lite. So now when you open any checking account, youH get a free Pizza Hut pizza. Ifs our way of introducing you to our Student Banking program. It features money-saving services like our no-minimumbalance Economy Checking account, perfect for today's student. Low-interest student loans —with approval in 24 hours or less. Plus a Jubilee/TYME® pfirzezea!, Card for easy access to your money. Or, a student VISA for those unexpected expenses. Take advantage of Student Banking by cutting out the coupon below. Then tear into a Pizza Hut pizza at our expense. BANKSONE Eighte en Thousand People Who Care. r me^^^E^EIeg^Fi^d^Surv'iv^'^K^t0 ^ m0St °f my m°ney whUe Fm at co,le8e! Please send I Name- Address. . Phone _ — City. . State. .Zip. -Hut Mail to: "College Financial Survival" Kit, BANK ONE, RACINE, NA. 500 Wisconsin Avenue, P0. Box 221, Racine WI5 3403-Or call 611 8201 Member FD1C ©1989 BANC ONE WISCONS.N CORPORATION VISA card subject to creflt approval Ranger Thursday, September 14, 1989 7 —————— —.i ggMggi Parkside tries to improve parking procedures By Michelle Renee Degenais Staff Writer By now, you will have found out that a Parkside parking permit does not guarantee a parking space, only the opportunity to park legally in the Comm/Arts, Phy. Ed., Union, or Tallent Hall lots. You may have also found how frustrating that opportunity can be, especially if you arrive late and find you have to park a lot farther from your classes than you had planned. If you parked illegally and only received a warning ticket, consider yourself lucky. One of the many changes in the system this year is the ay tickets are being issued. Dave Ostrowski, director of Campus Police and Public Safety, said there sould be more instances of enforcement of parking regulations this year. In previous years, parking violations were issued by the full time Campus Police officers who were often called away to perform other duties. This year student officers will be assigned specific lots to patrol so there will be more coverage of the parking lots then before. This also means a greater chance of being ticketed if you are illegally parked. The use of warning tickets has also been changed. 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Some of which has been converted in to regular parking and the rest into more Handicap parking. There are many student who question the need for the amount of handicapped parking that has been added. What one must keep in mind is that the number of spaces set aside for handicapped parking is determined by state statue and not by Parkside. One of the proposals Ostrowski has introduced is the" removal of the meters and the establishment of a visitors lot. This would open up more prime parking spaces. There are no current plans for any other additional lots. Here are some solutions for coping with the current system. Come early if you want a space in the closest lots. Remember Monday, Wednesday and Friday mornings are the worst and that the Phy. Ed. lot is the last to fill. Be prepared to use the shuttle, and after shuttle hours, the Racine bus. Part of your parking fees go to pay for these free services. If you feel it is unsafe to walk to your car at night, call for an escort, or you can ask that there be a patrol car out in the lot when you leave. If there is a reason you must park illegally, call the Campus police and tell where and the reason, so that arrangements can be made. Car pooling and the bus are also possibilities to be considered. This year's new parking system may not have solved the problem, but it has given all of us the same opportunity to find or not find a parking space. Recruitment fair encourages student involvement By Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Imagine this: you hear somebody yell, "Hey you, come over here. Come on, don't walk away!" No, it's not the Bahamas or even a nearby bar. It's the fall semester recruitment faire. The faire will be held on September 20 from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Main Place, this location was chosen since most people pass through it at least once throughout the day. This year's committee chair is Paul Ziemer. His first involvement with the faire was last spring, and he was asked to carry on this fall. Some of his work functions include reserving the large amount of tables needed to hold the faire and promotional artwork. This year, there will be prizes given for the best-looking tables. Based on originality and appearance. Amounts of $25, $15, a nd $10 will be put into the winning club or organization's account. Ziemer believes that everyone whould become involved with the clubs on campus. "It'll help you grow and meet people, especially if you're new to Parkside." While you're walking by that day, stop at some of the tables and talk with the people. They're there to help you find the feeling that you "belong." m NDEE LIQUOR MART 10% OFF FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside I.D. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include items currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of KR on 22nd Ave. (Meachum) Offer good throu October i 8 Thursday, "September 14,1989 Ranger BS Is druagn d alcohol abuse a problem at Parkside? Kbyv MMQaI*rIr*yV LT . 1WX/«e*£eWd1 —I_ —. Tv»A £r% nf 4-V*4- Staff Writer President Bush recently * proposed a $7.9 billion national drug strategy. This brings up the question, is chemical dependency a problem at Parkside? And if so, what is being done about it? When interviewed, Chancellor Kaplan stated, "We know we have a problem with alcohol on campus and underage drinking in the residence halls." This is a common .problem in many schools and is always an issue when mixing underage students with students of legal drinking age. "We're not going to run the residence halls like concentration camps. Students deserve privacy, but if underage drinking is taking place, action will be taken." Depending on the frequency of abuse and the seriousness, action will range from confiscation of the alcohol to fines. If caught drinking and driving on campus your license may be revoked by the campus police. Several students stated that alcohol is available to underage students if they want it. No amount of security can prevent all underage individuals from obtaining alcohol. Overall, students do not appear to be severely abusing alcohol in the residence halls. It is well known that campus police will confiscate alcohol and issue fines if the matter gets out of hand. "We would be naive to assume that we don't have people here that are using drugs," stated Kaplan. It has been several years since an arrest has been made on campus pertaining to drugs. Immediate action would be taken if it was thought that drugs were being dealt on campus. Punitive action will be taken if necessary, but educational programs are the main emphasis. 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Drawing will be held on October 31. 1989. and winner will be notified by mall. Sweepstakes void where prohibited by law. You must be a pari• or full-time college student to enter. KN sha Police. The fact that we are a non-residential university may be a reason the arrest rate is so low. This may be due to a lower student concentration. Students stated that marijuana is not obviously apparent at residence hall parties, but students do smoke pot. The majority felt that pot was used but was definitely not sold on campus. Federal law dictates that a federally funded school must develop educational pro- Drugs, cont. on page 9 Should Cocaine be legalized? The notion of legalizing cocaine and other drugs to solve the country's drug problems has generated just as much debate as President Bush's war on drugs. Recently, some local governments have reduced the penalties for possession of small amount of marijuana becaust strict enforcement of marijuana laws did not seem to be worth the financialand social costs. The legalization of cocaine and other drugs would simply increase the availability of cocaine. Some individuals think there are potential benefits in the legalization of cocaine and other drugs. The reduction of violence associated with illegal drug sales is one possible benefit. Other reasons are that society would save money on both drug enforcement programs and educaitonal and treatment programs. The Parkside community has their own views on the notion of legalizing cocaine and other drugs. "Legalizing cocaine would make it more easier to receive it and would definitely lead to greater addiction, society wouldn't be safe", stated a junior, communication major. "I think cocaine should be legalized, it would stop a lot of violence and illegal sales. If the person wants to use the drug, why not, it's their body", stated a senior, political sience major. Well over the majority of the students I spoke to agreed that the legalization of cocaine and other drugs would cause a more serious crisis. To legalize cocaine would not only cause easier availability, but also more addiction, which could possibly cause more serious crimes and possibly more deaths. Legalizing heavy drugs, such as cocaine and heroin would be a major mistake, because if it was made more 'available, more people would use it", explained Chancellor Shiela Kaplan. "You can easily get addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. Cocaine would be twice as easy. The population would destroy itself." Ranger Thursday, September 14,1989 9 Suplemental Instruction gives students chance to teach others by Scott Singer Asst. News Editor Looking for a way to improve grades this semester? Or hoping to ease the transition from high school to college? Supplemental Instruction (SI) just might be the answer. Currently offered for a small selection of classes, SI is run by Sandra Burmeister, Director of Learning Assistance, and Doris Nice, Mathematician. Started 12 years ago at the University of Missouri- Kansas City (UMKC), SI is not a remedial program, but a program to bring together students in a group to help each other learn. At Parkside there are currently five classes which SI is available for. These classes are: "The Evolution of the U.S. 1607-1865" (86-101 sections 03 and 04), "General Physics I" (67-201-01), " Intro to Humanities" (40-101-01), "Calculus and Analytical Geometry I" (66-221-03), and "Calculus and Analytical Geometry II" (66-222-01). Each of these groups is lead by a student who is well versed in the area. These group leaders attend class, follow the readings, and take notes to keep up to the class. These students are: Donna Bahr, Ron Gaffney, Christine Henning, Dan Mattson, and Laura Dallas. Each leader is trained in methods of stimulating the students and leading discussion. The leaders are reimbursed for their services through either a wage or through credit in the -form of an Independent Study credit. Also, some of the leaders who are doing it for credit do not need the credit, and are doing it to help the other students out. "It's one of those things that if I had the money I would love to have a larger program and staff," Burmeister said. The classes that are selected are ones that the supervisors of the program have choosen because they are "difficult classes, but good solid classes that are necessary for students to succeed in to be able to continue in the major or discipline that that they have chosen," Burmeister said. "Students can begin coming to SI anytime, they don't have to feel that because they didn't come the first time that they can't start any time," Burmeister said. While the SI sessions are there to help the students, penalty will not be given for not attending. Burmeister also stressed that no extra credit would be given to the students who did attend SI versus those who do not. The benefits of SI have been shown to be great. In the past, students who have participated in the program achieved "a half to a full letter grade higher," than students with similar situations, but that did not participate, said Burmeister. To participate in SI, youmust be in one of classes it is offered for. To find out more information or to participate, contact your instructor, or the SI group leader. Professor Kummings publishes book of poetry Professor Kummings Compiled By Craig Simpkins Business Manager Dr. Donald D. Kumminhgs professor of English and a recognized Midwest poet, is the author of a collection of 20 poems titled "The Open Road Trip" recently published by Geryon Press, Tunnel, N.Y. The work explores the joy and despair of intimate relationships, the deaths of Kummings' father and son, travel experiences in Mexico and the Bahama Islands and the excesses of modern culture. Kummings, who came to UW-Parkside in 1970, has had his poetry published in such magazines as Bitterroot, Poetry Now, The Spoon River Quarterly, The West Hills Review, and The Wormwood Review, and in several anthologies including Mandala (Harper & Row), The Landlocked Heart (Indiana University) and LIT (Harper and Row). An international authority on the American poet Walt Whitman, Kummings has lectured at a Modern Language Association convention in Comics... Jim's Journal I'm <T»w\. A""" TKis i* +K* journal of my liftto d*tt. X+ via* o|e*y. 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At Pur- Drugs, from page 8 grams related to alcohol and drug abuse. Parkside has recently hired an alcohol and drug specialist to develop educational programs for staff and students. Parkside has an excellent program to help staff if they have a chemical dependency. There is not a mandatory drug test for staff or students, and Wisconsin law does not state that there be one. Parkside is currently emphasizing educational programs and chemical dependency prevention. due he received the Frederick L. Hovde Award for poetry and at Indiana University was the recipient of the Academy of American Poets Prize. "The Open Road Trip" comes in both paperback and hardbound editions and is available through Birch Bark Books, 4101 Fifth Place, Kenosha, WI 53142. Indiana University was the recipient of the Academy of American Poets Prize. Classifieds, from p age 6 LOOKING FOR a fraternity, sorority or student organization that would like to make $500-$1000 fo r a one week on campus marketing project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Mark or Myra at (800 ) 592-212 1. DEATH ROW prisoner, Caucasian male, age 42, desires correspondence with either male or female college students. Wants to form a friendly relationship and more or less just exchange past experiences and ideas. Will answer all letters and exchange pictures. Prison rules require your full name and return address on the outside of the envelope. Write to: Jim Jeffers, Box B 38604, Florence, AZ 85232. CLASSIC CLEANERS in Racine is offering a perfect job for Parkside students. Need front counter help. Must be neat, organized and personable. Flexible hours to meet your schedule. Interested persons should call Jan at 554-5150 daily 7:00-6:00. LA &C Workshops /!r PASSPORT TO sums. Organizing for Exams Wednesday, Oct 11 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. Monday. Dec. 4 12 noon-12:50 p.m. How to Toko Objective Testa Wednesday, Oct. 25 12noon-1250 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 13 3:00 p.m.-4:00 p.m. How to Take Essav Tests Monday. Oct. 2 12 noon-1250 p.m. or 5:00 p.m.-5:50 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 29 12 noon-1250 p.m. or 5:00 p.m.-5:50 p.m. NQtetaKIng Thursday, Sept. 28 5:00 p.m.-6:30 p.m. fit Monday and Wednesday Sept. 25 sod 27 12noon-12:50p.m. Meets In WLLC D150 Sign up In ARC WLLC D150 -4 10 Thursday, September 14,1989 Ranger Balance a key for Ranger cross-country men by Ted Mclntyre UW-Parkside men's coach Lucian Rosa is not sure who will be his top runners this season, but so far he is not worried. "We have no specific top runners yet, but I'm quite certain we will have a good season," said Rosa. Last year the Rangers finished 2nd in districts, qualifying them for nationals — t hen placed 22nd nationally. This year the team will start with a somewhat uphill battle as two of its top runners are out with Injuries. Senior Deric Brown hurt his back at seasons end last year and is still sidelined. Another injured runner is senior Chris Henkes who is recovering from knee surgery. Rosa is hoping to have both of them back by mid-season. As far as the rest of the team goes, Rosa was deliberate to not give specific names. "Everyone is running so close that it's tough to tell who the top seven runners will be." It's good for the team that they are running closely because Rosa thinks they are running well. The first couple of meets will be an indicator to Rosa as to who has the legs to carry Parkside to success. "There will be no pressure on the team and I'll use these first couple meets to learn about the team and get them to work hard in the first month," added Rosa. As far as the teams goals, "Oh yes, I'm very optimistic. I'm certain we will do better than last year." Women eye top ranking by Ted Mclntyre In the past four seasons the Parkside women's cross country team has placed no worse than fifth nationally, and was first in the nation in 1986. It seems as if a tradition of excellence has become par for coach Mike DeWitt. "Our number one priority is to be in among the top four teams in the nation", said De- Witt of his 1989 cross country team. Three juniors will spearhead the effort for the Lady Rangers. Paula Stokman who placed 6th as an All- Am erican last season, Jenny Gross who was 6th in the mile in track last season and Lori DeBlieck who was 13th as an All-American in cross country. Paula's twin sister Ann Stokman, also a junior, and MONDA Y SPOTLIGHT Kelly & Co. to round-up Broncos Men's Cross Country Women's Cross Country Tricia Breu, a sophomore, are going to red shirt the season until October, but are very promising potential. "If these two are healthy, they may be as strong as the other three", remarked DeWitt. DeWitt also mentioned sophomore Marilynn Meyer, and senior Stacy Kisting as two who could possibly make the team's top seven runners by the time nationals roll around. Jill Spagnolo and Jennifer Zalewski are the teams top freshmen. "We should have another strong team", said DeWitt. "We have good depth". Parkside will get a chance to prove it's depth as the season opens at noon Saturday the 16th, at Parkside. by Jeff Roddick Asst. Sports Editor On Monday night two of the fourteen undefeated teams in the NFL will go head to head as the Buffalo Bills take on the Denver Broncos. The Bills come into this game riding an emotional high after beating the Dolphins last Sunday on a touchdown dive by quarterback Jim Kelly with no time on the clock. The Broncos come into this game 1-0 having turned back the Kansas City Chiefs in a very sloppy win. The Bills are going to show a slightly different look on offense Monday as they will use a more wide open passing offense, something many experts have been looking for Marv Levy for a couple of years. On defense the Bills have the same members which found them no lower than ninth in any defensive category last year. The Broncos on the other hand have a new look and its on offense and defense as they have 17 new faces on this year's roster. Heavy changes were made on the defense which finished a miserable 27th place, but don't look for any big improvement this year. The offense is going to have to put a lot of points on the board and their going to have to do it without a workhorse in the backfield (Dorsett out optimistically 8 weeks). So that leaves the weight of the offense on, you guessed in, John Elway and he's proven he can't carry a team (Superbowl XXII and XXIII). The keys to the game for Denver are to prevent Jim Kelly from picking apart the secondary and the linebackers to prevent Thurman Thomas from beating them to death out of the backfield. On offense Elway needs time to set up in the pocket and if his line doesn't provide protection it could be a long night. The keys for the Bills will be for Jim Kelly to be patient in the first half and take the short passes and draws up the middle that the Denver dropback zone will give him early. On defense the Bills must stay at home and look for the pass and depend on their front men to stop the run. But while Denver is in the zone trying to prevent Kelly from making the big play, he'll be connecting on short passes to Thurman Thomas, which will provide long sustained drives in the first three quarters. And once Reeves decides to close off the screen, probably around half time, there will be an air raid in Buffalo as Kelly pummels the Denver secondary. Elway will still get some points on the board, but it willbe long after Kelly is through with them. Look for a big first half by Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas and a final score of Buffalo 34 - Denver 14. All of this can be seen in the Union Square at 8 o'clock on big screen TV. Bowler qualifying dates set by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor During the Bowling Club's most recent meeting, this year's policy for making the Intercollegiate Bowling Team was finalized. In order to qualify for this year's men's or women's team, an individual must have a minimum GPA of 2.00 and carry a full load of 12 credits. In addition, every bowler who wishes to bowl this year for the team must go through a rigorous 18 game qualifying block. Those 18 games must be bowled over the next two weekends on any five days which have been set aside for qualifying. The days and times are as follows: Friday, Sept. 15, 2-6 pm; Saturday, Sept. 16, 12-5 pm; Friday, Sept. 22, 2-6 pm; Saturday, Sept. 23, 12-5 pm; and Sunday, Sept. 24, 3-11 pm. After which, each bowler must throw six games a week to keep a current record of the hottest and most consistent bowlers in the club. From which, a bowler's 36 games will count towards the following event. For the first semester, the events include trips to St. Louis, Minneapolis, Ohio and Las Vegas. If you have any questions, or would like more information, stop down in the Rec Center or call John Brooks, 553- BOWL or Jeff Reddick, 553- 2876. "THERE'S HOPE-WE CARE" 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA Ranger Thursday, September 14, 1989 11» Lem's Line It's anybody's race again in AFC ' by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor alas football fans, another season of Parity and Prejudice is upon us. The NFL has definitely reached its goal of parity as the mad scramble for playoff spots gets underway. Some minor changes to contend with in the coming weeks: penalties on the defense if their fans cheer too much (golf course workers are currently being scouted by teams to find capable personel to hold up "quiet please" signs in grandstand areas), and penalties for enjoyment in the end zone after touchdowns (face forward and return quietly to your bench after reaching the end zone, please.) Will a .500 team again capture the division title in the AFC East? Will either of last year's super two reach the playoffs this year? Will the Roller Domers finally put a cage around Ditka's Cave Dwellers? Will the once "America's Team" ever learn they can only play one quarterback at a time? These answers and more will be answered as the NFL looks to its January classic. My picks? Well, since you asked... AFC EAST Buffalo - An incredible defensive line should keep things in control for the Bills. Jim Kelly is due to bust out for the Bills, if he gets the time. Will stay atop division. Miami - A sleeper pick to challenge after last year's dismal showing. Marino's "off" year should lead to big things- in '89 with healthy Marx brothers combo. If they only had a D. Indianapolis - why this team isn't better than they play is a mystery. With a super charged offense featuring Eric Dickerson and Albert Bently, and a good defense, this team just hasn't learned how to win. New England - injuries will hamper the Pats, especially with the pre-season losses of Andre Tippet and Ronnie Lippet. Stephens is impressive on the ground, but Pats offense lacks punch. New York Jets - no pass rush, average linebackers, week offensive line. Could be a long year for Jets. Deep threat A1 Toon will be loan star in long season. AFC CENTRAL Cleveland - the 'DOGS' may have enough this year to pull off the division title this year. Offensively, they have mor e young backs than the Black forest has trees. Could be big surprises this year for opponents. Healthy QB is key. Houston - it's time to shoot for the Moon in the 'House of Pain' in Houston. Talent rich Oilers have the offense to run Player of the Week m Calm in the crease For the week of September 4th through the 10th, the Parkside Ranger salutes soccer goalkeeper Stan Anderson as the Parkside Player of the Week. Anderson, at 5'11", 180 lbs., is one of the three tri-captains which head this year's soccer team. His leadership on the field has helped the Rangers to a 2-0-1 start in which he has given up just one mark while turning away 22 shots on goal. His most impressive outing: a 120 minute blanking of the Wisconsin Badgers in Racine last Wednesday. Anderson, out of Palatine High school in Paletine, Illinois, is in his senior year at Parkside, majoring in business management. Coming into the season, he had recorded a 21-8-2 record in 31 games as a Ranger. He had compiled a 1.23 goals against average and owned 15 career shutouts before this season. Anderson is also a 30-time Prairie State Game participant and plays for the Croation Eagles club team. For going 1-0-1 and shutting out the Badgers, we congratulate Stan Anderson as this week's "Player of the Week." Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 circles around division, but defense could remain shortcoming. Cincinnatti - Bengals must reach deep into their pocketbook if they want Eddie Brown back and they must to win. Boomer needs second threat to pair with McGee. Good running game will help, but defense remains question mark, especially the line. Pittsburgh - team has no where to go but up, 5-11 campaign last year. They'll be better, but Bubby will eat a lot of turf again. AFC WEST L.A. Raiders - the real question is how long will they be in L.A.? Raiders ground game, especially in AB times (after Bob), is second to none. If a QB could ever produce here, team would be unstoppable. Age in linebacking core is major concern. Denver - days of the Orange Crush are long gone, and running game received major blow with loss of Dorsett. Yet, in this division, never count out any offense with John Elway at the helm. Seattle - at times, they look like the class of the NFL. Other times, they look like they all skipped class all year. Another stellar year by Krieg and Largent (household names since before electrici^ ty) is needed for the Hawks to take title. Kansas City - many have finally shaken their 'kick the dog' years in division with changes in front office and at helm. Will be competitive, but still a year or two off. San Diego - RB Gary Anderson recorded the only 200 yard day by a back last year, but durability is a question. Addition of McMahon could make this team a sleeper,but defense must play over their heads to really compete. out \t\ \\t crowd % A V 0LUMT£EK Oshkosh Country Club Men's Result Individual Steve "Dealer" Gerber 71-77-144 Rob Schultz 78-75-153 Scott Frosch 78-82-160 Scott Schuit 82-78-160 Jeff "Lewie" Lewis 76-86-162 Tom Agassi 83-81-164 Team Results: UW-Oshkosh UW-Stevens Point UW-Parkside Marquette MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL in the Parkside Union WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza, Burgers, Etc.) • Rec. Cir. Activity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance to be eligible to win. Union Square 8:00 p.m. - Parkside Union Monday, Night September 18 DENVER BRONCOS -VS- BUFFALO BILLS THE WEEK AHEAD Soccer Sept. 16 Home vs. Rosary College-1:30 Sept. 20 Home vs. Lawrence U.~4:00 J.V. Soccer Sept. 14 Home vs. Wheaton--4:00 Sept. 18 Home vs. National College~4:00 Golf Sept. 17-at UW-Green Bay Invite-TBA Volleyball Sept. 15-16 at I.U.P.U.1.-6:00-10:00 Men's Cross Country Sept. 16 Home-Midwest Collegiate Open~12:45 Women's Cross Country Sept. 16 Home-Midwest Collegiate Open-12:00 Lady netters look for big results this year by Ted Mclntyre If volleyball matches were won on optimism, then Park's 1989 women's volleyball team should have great success. ; 'We're looking to have a good season, better than last", said head coach Terry Paulson. Paulson was referring to the teams 31 and 23 record last season. While those numbers are not too impressive, Paulson thinks of his present team as "Having a good nucleus", this nucleus consists of four key returning players. Senior Nancy Hoch was an Ail-American last season and is an excellent outside hitter. Senior Nicole Pacione, was an All-District player, who led the nation in assists as a junior. Colleen Ryan, a junior this season, is a 5'11" middle hitter who was All-District last season. This trilogy will also serve as team captains. Paulson also cited Lara Niecula as pivotal in the team's success. Besides those four players, coach Paulson is relying on a good attitude by the rest of his team to key victories. "This team is very hard working and enthusiastic", said Paulson, expressing more optimism of his girls. The team has already played two matches and now possess a one and one record. September 1st, they opened the season by losing in straight games to Madison's Badgers. "Our team was too tired for that match", said Paulson. Parkside recovered to beat Oshkosh by what Paulson referred to as; "Playing well in spots". If the team is going to fulfill it's goal this season, it will need to play well not only in spots, but for a majority of the season. "Our goal is to win districts, bi-districts and eventually qualify for nationals", said Paulson. Ranger defense packs blanks in Badger guns by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside Ranger soccer team played 120 minutes of shut-out defense last Wednesday in gaining a draw against the Wisconsin Badgers. In what coach Rick Kilps deemed a "moral victory," Ranger goal-keeper Stan Adnerson recorded 14 saves in blanking the Cardinal & Red. The tie also broke the Badgers string of 10 straight over the Rangers. Despite the score, much of the game was wide open and end-to-end, with the Rangers pressure defense limiting the Badgers scoring opportunities to just 14 shots-on-goal and 9 corner kicks. Offensively, despite being outshot 13-6, Parkside put together some impressive drives. Freshmen Ron Knestrict and Morten Aksglaede set the tone with strong shots that missed the mark 10 minutes into the game. "I'm impressed with the play of the freshmen so far this year," said Kilps after the draw. "We had more offense in this game than we've had in a long time against Wisconsin." But the Ranger defense was the story. After allowing the Badgers to get of three shots in the first three minutes, Parkside's defenders, led by the play of Mike Riley and Chris Ryan, settled down to take some of the pressure off of Anderson. With just seconds remaining in the game, a Ranger defensive wall turned away a Badger free kick to preserve the shut-out and gain the the tie. Parkside, who is already without all time leading scorere Jens Hansen (sprained ankle), faced a few anxious moments when Anderson collided with Badger forward Brett LaFerrera in the waning moments of the final overtime. Anderson, after being down for several moments, was able to finish the contest. The tie was Anderson's first complete game shut-out of the year, raising his record to 1-0-1, moving the team's mark to 2-0-1. Wisconsin, the first of seven Division I teams Parkside will meet this year, moved its record to 1-0- 2. "I can't say enough about the kids for following the game plan, having a few good chances, and shutting them down in the back," added Kilps. "Sure, I would have liked to win but I'm very Anderson at goal happy with the tie," Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 2, September 14, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 18, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. New arrest policy for campus police Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Dan Chiapetta News Editor Dave Ostrowski, director of Campus Police and Public Safety, and the Parkside Campus Police have just recently been given primary jurisdiction of the residence hall building. Because the residence hall building was built by the Parkside Foundation and then deeded to the university, the building was not technically part of the Parkside campus. "No one understood how the law read as far as police power and how we could not arrest someone standing on housing property because it was not university land," explained Ostrowski. Parkside explored the possibility of having its office deputized, but that would be too difficult for the sheriff's department and for the campus police. "It was also not the best way to handle the situation on who should have primary jurisdiction of the housing," Ostrowski said. Parkside asked the Legislature to introduce a section in the budget which stated that university police officers would have the authority on university land and on lands immediately adjacent to the university were owned by a private foundation for the benefit of the Board of Regents. The bill was signed by Governor Tommy Thompson. Previously, the Kenosha Sheriff's Department had primary jurisdiction and the campus police had secondary jurisdiction. The Parkside foundation had contracted with campus police to provide security and be alert to criminal activities, but the sheriff's department made the actual arrests. "Now campus police has primary jurisdiction. We will be the first to respond to criminal activities, we will do the actual arresting, we will take care of the paper work, and we will bring the criminal to jail," explained Ostrowski. When criminal activities occured, the sheriff's department had two alternatives: verbal warning or arrest. The campus police have three options: verbal warning, arrest or referral to the dean of students for non-academic disciplinary procedures. "Not everything that people do that disturbs others is criminally wrong, but it needs to be addressed in some fashion. That is why the university has established the third option," explained Ostrowski. Campus police vary in authority and function by Dan Chiapetta News Editor Parkside police officers have always had the right to carry a weapon. "Everyone thinks that just because they don't carry a gun in their holster, that they are not armed. Parkside police officers are armed," emphasized Dave Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police and Safety. "The campus police have just recently been utilizing new mechanics to go with the changes of the world," explained Ostrowski. The campus police have purchased the nine-millimeter semi-automatic pistols, which have replaced the thirty-eight caliber revolvers. If you look closely at the patches on the police officer's uniform, you would see three different types, denoting three levels of officers: Campus Police Officers Hendrickson and Ketterhagen. Shakespeare to be done at Parkside 1. Community Service Officers. Another name for them would be "security guaras.' They are not armed and have no arrest authority. They are usually responsible for security at games, dances and special occasions. Students are hired and trained for these jobs. 2. Reserved police officers. They are people moving into the field of criminal justice who are receiving on-the-job training from full-time police 3. Full time police offers. They are certified by the State of Wisconsin and go through annual training. They have the right to carry a weapon and have full arrest authority. Parkside has eight sworn law officers who have the right to carry a weapon, five reserved police officers and 12 community service officers. by Lyna Paukstelis Staff Writer Auditions for the fall production of William Shakespeare's "As You Like It" will be held next week. This is the first Shakespeare production at Parkside. "As You Like It" is a romantic comedy, written in 1599 or 1600. According to Albert Gilman of Boston University, "The play is chiefly concerned with two enduring human illusions ... the dream of a simple life and the ideal of romantic love." The play takes place mainly in or around the Forest of Arden. There are handsome heroes, beautiful heroines and an atmosphere of fun. The plot centers around the love story of Rosalind and Orlando. The dramatic arts faculty chose "As You Like It" because they felt that it was time to do another classic play that was written in verse. "We feel that every drama major should be involved in at least one Shakespearean classic, a musical, a children's show and a contemporary play," said Lisa Kornetsky, dramatic arts professor and director of the show. " 'As You Like It* is really different from anything we've done before. We felt that we were not quite ready to do a tragedy or an historical play, so we chose a romantic comedy because the majority of characters are the same age range as our students. We also decided not to use the standard British dialect because it sounds very artificial and will only add another problem we do not need. I really feel that this play is exciting, romantic and fun," stated Kornetsky. All students are welcome to audition for the cast of four to six women and 12-16 men. One character is required to sing and play the guitar. According to Kornetsky, it is important to read the play before auditioning. Another good idea is to read the play aloud. "Shakespeare was meant to be seen and heard, not read," emphasized Kornetsky. Scripts are available in Comm Arts 221. An information notice is also posted backstage at the theater. Auditions will be held on Monday, Sept. 11 and Tuesday, Sept. 12 from 3:30-5:30 and 7 : 30-9:30 p.m. If required, callbacks will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 13 at 7 p.m. All auditions are held in Studio B, Comm Arts D155. "Many people come to the conclusion that Shakespeare is boring and hard to understand. My goal is to show our audiences that he was a brilliant playwright, and he was fun and full of depth. I want to prove that his plays are accessible to everyone," said Kornetsky. Inside.. Page 7 Page 6 Soccer Gerard Preview Thursday v September 7, 19S9 THE UMOVEFSdTY ©F WBSCOMSI1KI-PAR1SCSI1DE vol. xvm. NO. New arrest policy for campus police 2 Thursday, September 7,1989 Ranger THBRB1S NO SUCH THING > AS A BAD DOG. < k7H£K£lS NO SUCH THING d 4 A40 ZXK?. NO SUCH.^^ /ffiAHJV Guest Editorial - Grab the Parkside bull by the horns! To tha Students: That overwhelming feeling of anticipation! I don't think there wee a single one of ue who didn't feel at leaet a little bit of it as our summers drew to a oloae and the fall semester at UW-Parkeide began. Whether you are a freshman learning for the first time that Molinaro and Qreenquist are aome pretty important names to get to know, a aophomore still trying not to confuse the two, of a junior or senior realizing just what kind of an impact these buildings have had on your lives, it's all the same! We are excited to be given the opportunity to rise to our fulleat potential and to be given the ohance to make the absolute beet of our Uvea! Well, the anaticlpatfon la over. Let's do it! Choice completely surrounds ua! Forage through the incredible selection of Breadth of Knowledge elaeaea and discover what you like, and what you don't like. Bet involved in the multitude of extracurricular activities offered In order to have some fun, and earn invaluable practical experience. Constantly meet new people and make new friende, for they will ultimately help you to uncover and learn more about "Numero Uno:" Yourself! Constantly eearoh for what It le that makes you unique. Discover what It la that you do beat while always maintaining a eenee of diversity! No, it la not going to be easy. Yes, if you are making the moat of your college experience, you will encounter obstaclee along the way. All too often It will be very convenient for you to blame your teachera, your boas, your family, your friende, or even "Rover." Placing blame just waatea times time that could be spent studying harder, getting more involved, or establishing even more meaningful relationshipe. Grab the UW-Parkelde bull by the home! The ride can get bumpy at times, but you will get paid baok many timee over for the courage, strength, self-discipline, and openness to new ideas and viewpoints that you will be investing In your college years. For more information on how to "grab the UW-P bull by the horns," contacts The Student Activities Office [Union SOS], The Career Center [WLLC D-175), or rap with your advieor. Jim Voae PAB plans entertainment by Brad Janowitz Feature Writer Are you looking for some fun entertainment or just something to do? Look no further - this year Parkside Activities Board (PAB) has top entertainment on the board. PAB is the organization primarily responsible for supplying entertainment on campus. They do this by using their share of the segregated fees to purchase entertainment through agents. "Students work directly, one to one, with agents or acts. We also work with other schools and use research from the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA) conferences to find the best variety of entertainment," said Diane Welsh, Coordinator of Student Activities. PAB, over its long history, has evolved from a few select people to a large group of over fifty people. It has become an organization of suborganizations, working more and more with other campus clubs to bring forth a variety of quality entertainment. "PAB has grown, and I'm optimistic about our work with other clubs and groups," said Jenni Dreher, president of PAB. Dreher said the Concepts and Controversies chair is still vacant, elections will be held, and interested people should contact PAB. Chairs for the other committees are: Erica Wernecke, film and video; Diane Thygeson, live entertainment; A.J. Przlomski, marketing; Marie Boris, night life; Lori Flynn, performing arts; Judy Bostetter, special events; and Chuck Petrach, sports and recreation. Franca Savaglio is vice-president, and Mary Ellen Wesley is the advisor. "I'm very happy with the work; they've done an excellent job," said Wesley. Many events are scheduled for September. Today at 2 p.m. in the Rec Center is a 9- ball pool tournament, featuring the PAB Executive Branch vs. anyone. Then at 7:30 p.m., the film "Color of Money" will play for free on the Union Pad outside. On Friday, Sept. 9, "Gerard" plays in the Union. This semester, Sports and Jenni Dreher Recreation, along with Food Services and Parkside will be doing Monday Night Football. Prizes and giveaways will be the events weekly. Also, for winter break, PAB is sponsoring a see-and-ski trip to Austria for $689. Check PAB for details concerning the trip. As you can see, PAB has pushed the accelerator to the floor to bring you a wild ride through the fall semester. And with help from friends, it's going to be a show you can't miss. EDITORIAL STAFF Steve DeAngelis Dan Chiapetta Dan Pacetti Suzanne Mantuano Dawn Mailand Jeff Lemmermann Craig Simpkins Stu Rubner............... cy and con tenufis pubhshed Srsd av durin a the^0 H" 8 so lely resP°nsible for its editorial; days. ' nursaaV dunn9 the academic year exce pt over br eaks and t letters mus/be sfgned^itlfa^eleph^ ' dou? le " spaced and 350 words or ,ess held upon request ia|epnone number included for verification purposes. Names will be u ,amSe r erVeS * he ** 10 edit «'efuse those which are false and/or deThursday.*' 3nd cl a s * d * M onda y at 10 a .m. f or pu bl i cat io n Ranger Thursday, September 7,1989 3 Classifieds... Parkside engineering program evaluatedPERSONALS PIGEON LAKE people, and you know who you are, Prof. Wlasek has copies of all the pictures I took while in the great white north. They are available to look at or have copies made. Thanks for the fun time.s hope to see you all in the fall. MADDOG. HELP WANTED DISC JOCKEYS, weekends. Male or Female. Will train qualified people. 639-7480. WANTED. SPRING Break sales representatives. Earn free vacations to Cancun, Nassau, Bermuda, and other exciting resorts. Plus, you can earn an average of $3,500 in commissions working part-time. Call Vacation Planners at 1-800-47PARTY. COLLEGE CAMPUS representative. Earn $. Flexible hours. Fun. Enjoyable. Rewarding. Gross up to $20,000 per year by helping friends receive grants or scholarships. 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News Editor In an effort to become more responsive to the needs of both students and area industry, Parkside has proposed a change in its Engineering Technology and Applied Science programs. The proposed change would result in a program in Engineering with concentrations in Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. A team of three consultants will be on campus today to look into the proposal, as well as talk to faculty and staff. The proposal was submitted last spring after many years of preparation, beginning in the mid-70's. The proposal is designed to help graduates find jobs more easily, by way of a more descriptive degree title and an improved curriculum content. "Some companies are looking at people who come from an accredited engineering program. A wider variety of jobs are available without having to explain the label on the degree," Been Greenebaum, Dean of the School of Science and Technology, said. The proposal states that such a single program, versus the dual program, would be accreditable with manageable changes on the part of the university. It would also meet the needs of students and local industry that are not fully met by the current program. Targeted for full implementation in fall, 1990, the program will allow a relatively small faculty to offer a complete but basic program that would be available to Engineering students in their firstand second years. Also, with a few additional classes, more advanced students would also be able to complete the new program, Greenebaum said. At BANK ONE, we know what ifs like to be a student. Wfe also know what students like. So now when you open any balance Economy Checking checking account, youll get a account, perfect for today's free Pizza Hut pizza. student. Ifs our way of introducing Low-interest student loans you to our Student Banking pro- —with approval in 24 hours gram. 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Box 221, Racine, W153403 • Or call 633-8201 Member FDIC ©1989 BANC ONE WISCONSIN CORPORATION VISA card subject to credit approval. 4 Thursday, September 7,1989 Ranger Student Plays kick-off Parkside's theatre by Lyna Paukstelis Staff Writer Plays at Parkside's season opens tonight with "A Good Time" and "Twinkle, Twinkle," two one-act comedies by Earnest Thompson. The plays have been student directed, designed and performed. Everything from the audition process in May to the final product has been done entirely by students. "I chose these plays because I like comedfes and they are really fun to watch," said Mary K. Holton, student director of one-act plays. "The best part of this learning experience is working with my peers, which is really important because I'm trying to get teacher certified in dramatic arts. I made my designer choices from faculty and student suggestions, and I'm glad I made the choices I did." The scenic designer of this student project is Richard M. Cleven. "I'm really happy that I got a chance to try my hand at designing. I always wanted to try, but I didn't feel ready for a big project. I'd like to do it again now that I feel more prepared. I really think that one of the most difficult parts for me was the actual technical drawings. Since all of the blueprints had to be done to scale, and since I have never worked in scale before, I had to learn very quickly. But all in all, it was a really great way to learn," said Cloeven. Costume designer Tina Paukstelis thinks that working with such a small budget was a drawback. "When your budget is small, sometimes you have to sacrifice your original designs and use substitutions. It's really hard. Looking back, I don't think that I was ready to do this project. I have only been around the theater for a year, and I really need more training to find out how things work in the theater. I am glad I chose to do the show because I am planning on costume design as a career and this was a nice way to get a preview of my field," said Paukstelis. Barb Bartel, the lighting designer, feels that this show is just the right size for her ability. "I'm not quite sure if I was ready, but with a little guidance from Skelly Warren (dramatic arts professor), I made it through with few problems. I didn't need to come up with anything really exciting, just your basic living room lighting, but it was fun. I really enjoyed working with the director and the designers. I'd do it again, even though I was really nervous," said Bartel. "A Good Time" is about a woman who lives in New York City and is bored with her social life. A good-looking California highway patrolman, who had stopped her two years ago for speeding, shows up on her doorstep. He has come in search of "the good time" she promised him when he tore up her ticket. The woman now has to figure out what to do with the patrolman and how to get him out of her already-crazy life. Lisa Fermin stars as the frustrated Mandy Morgan, and Richard M. Cleven stars as the naive highway patrolman. By contrast, "Twinkle, Twinkle" is about a tired housewife, her husband and a soap opera star who comes for a visit. The soap opera star offers the wife what only happens in the movies. She must decide between her morals and the "housewife's dream." This play stars Paula King as Andrea, the housewife; Gabe Kluka as her beerdrinking, bowling champ husband; and Rob Hrycay, as the rather old-looking soap opera star and Casanova, Ted/Rob. The plays open tonight at 8 p.m. They will also be performed next Friday, Sept. 8 at 8 p.m., with a matinee perNew year for Ranger sports by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor A trip to the golf course on Labor Day pointed out a couple of somewhat disappointing things for me (besides my drive slicing off into the forest somewhere for the fifth time in eight holes). Not many, but a few leaves are starting to drop from trees. And a flock of geese headed south - two distinct signs that summer is on the way out. That's pretty much the end of baseball fever and tailgate parties, days of sun and volleyball at the beach, sweating bullets all day at work (OK, "I guess that one's not so disappointing). What does help is the kickoff of the football season and the beginning of a host of sports here at school. So, as the Brewers continue to fade from the pennant race (Cubs fans have earned an extra month of enjoyment), and it's time to give the golf clubs one last cleaning, we turn our attention to the likes of football and soccer. From the adventures of our Green and Gold of the gridiron, to the coverage of our own Green and White on the soccer field, we'll do our best to keep you in touch with the weekly sports news. As always, the sports staff of the Ranger is looking for writers and ideas (especially writers with ideas). Also keep our phone number in mind in case you come across anything newsworthy in the Ranger athletic world (553- 2287). So on behalf of Jeff Reddick and the entire sports staff - welcome back and welcome to another semester of Ranger news. tySS! Check your choice(s) Sepcial student price • Weekday Milwaukee Journal $12.00 • Sunday Milwaukee Journal $7.50 • Weekday and Sunday Journal $19.50 • Start the Weekday Milwaukee Sentinel, too $12.00 Name. 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Entry Blanks Available At: Union Dining Room Union Square Coffee Shoppe Mini-Mart PURCHASE NECESSARY COMPLIMENTS OF: PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE DRAWING: 9-20-89 Ranger Thursday, September 7,1989 5 James Kinchen joins Parkside Music Department James Kinchen by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor As people may soon notice, the music department at Parkside is going through some changes. One professor left Parkside last spring, and his position has been filled by Professor James Kinchen. Kinchen has been around music for a long time. His first musical interest began at age eight when he started banging on the piano. One experience that had a profound effect on Kinchen was during registration in junior high school. His family was talking to the choral director, who asked if he would like to sing. Kinchen opened his mouth to answer, and his father said, "Yeah, he'll sing." That marked his official initiation into music. During the next few years, he joined a church choir, was appointed to an all-state choir and took part in vocal competition. During high school, he originally planned on a career in law and politics. However, his past experiences led him to choose music. Kinchen knew he'd be involved in music no matter what job he had and thought, "Why shouldn't I earn a living doing something that I really love?" Kinchen is definitely making his mark at Parkside. He's restructured the vocal programs, dropping swing choir from the catalog. He plans to add a new and larger chorus, possibly in the spring. Also, the musical selections will be more culturally diverse. Kinchen intends to include more ethnic music, as well as recent, popular music. It is hoped these changes will result in a quality program that will be challenging^ the student. By including in the programs solos, duets and other combinations that students may chose to do, Kinchen hopes to "emphasize people's individuality as well as their ability to contribute to the group." He hopes that people will join if they have any interest at all in music. Previous singing experience is not necessary. HELP WANTED FOOD SERVICE SEEKING PART-TIME HELP FOR VARIOUS POSITIONS. FLEXIBLE SCHEDULES DESIRED. CONTACT CINDY AT 2601 \eb'.£ e Us! Monday, Sept. 11 Tuesday, Sept 12 Wednesday Sept 13 Sept 13-15 Thursday, Sept 14 Friday, Sept. 15 The Ximali Aztec Dancers, 12 noon to 1:00pm. — Main Place - FREE Rare Historical Hispanic Museum Artifacts on display in Library, L-1 level - FREE (items graciously provided by Kenosha Public Museum) Hispanic Luncheon with Musical Trio 11:00am. to 2:00pm. Union Dining Room (featuring chuletos, puerto riqueftos, Spanish rice, refried beans, black bean soup and more) Hispanic Bazaar 10 ispan :00am. to 2:00pm.- Union Bridge 1 'I! i { V i ! if !l \ L V i l! I Contributions of Hispanics in America: Past, Present and Future; a panel discussion 12 noon to 1:00pm. - Mainplace - Panelists include: John Buenker, Gloria Ramirez, Mary Jane Hernandez, Jerry . Greenfield, Scott Fernandez and Anthony Brown, moderator Dance with "Ambiente Tejano" 8:00pm. - Union Square - FREE NATIONAL HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK September 11 -15,1989 In a . alien with: All Cwnput Evttib, Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, Chancellor Kaplan and her office, Ktnoeha Public Muteum. La Preforida, Partoide ActWlier Board, Parbide Women'i Center, Parioide library/learning Center. ProfeteiorvaJ Food Service Management, Student Activitiei Office Heritage Bank has the School Supplies You'll Need for College • Student Checking Free Checking Free Checks TYMECard • Young Adult MasterCard • Student Loan Assistance Students must be between the ages of 16 & 23 and maintain a minimum of 6 credits per semester. Parent(s) must also have a depository relationship with Heritage Bank. Heritage Bank believes in education and would like to help you with yours. 'Heritage Bank A Good Neighbor to Have Heritage Bank and Trust Offices: Wind Point Oftics, 4001 N. Main Street, 639-6010; Douglas Avenue Office, 4959 Douglas Avenue, 681-4609; Mt. 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MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL in the Parkside Union WIN! over $100 in prizes each game • Pro Jerseys & Caps • Team Pennants • Food (Pizza, Burgers, Etc.) • Rec. Cir. Activity Coupons • Packer Game Ticket Drawing FREE ADMISSION But you must sign in, get a door ticket and be in attendance to be eligible to win. Union Square 8:00 p.m. - Parkside Union Monday, September 11 ???vs??? year in Union Square 6 Thursday, September 7,1989 Ranger ' I ' I - SSSSSSSSS^SSSSSSSS ===== Gerard to perform at first dance of fore, this time will be a little different. The band has had a few changes in personnel lately. In fact, their look seems to change depending on what week it is. However, these changes have made the band better than ever. So, if you've seen them before, be prepared to take a second look. If you haven't had the opportunity yet, come to the dance. It'll be major league excitement. Their looks are hot, their sound is hot. Doors open in the Union Square at 8:30 p.m. There will be a beer garden. Guests 18 and over can enter the dance at a cost of $3. Admission for Parkside students is $2. Welcome Week '89 ends with "Gerard." If you haven't yet become involved with the many events that were put on this week, now's your opportunity. Don't miss the chance to sweat a little. Who knows, you might even enjoy it. by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Feeling tired? Need a break? Has the first week of school gotten you down? Well, the band that PAB booked for Friday night is destined to pick you up. "Gerard," a Milwaukeebased band well known in this area will be here rockin' 'til the morning hours. They have a large following in the immediate midwest, mainly Minnesota, North Dakota, Iowa and Wisconsin. Mike Heidemon, a member of the band, described their music best when he said, "It's a young, youthful pop sound. But it's not shallow!" They play top 40 dance music with one set of original songs. It's bound to keep you dancing until the very end. Their sound is so unique that it is automatically identified with "Gerard." Along with the seven band members and their instruments, "Gerard" includes an Apple Macintosh Computer, giving them the sound of 13 keyboards. The band knows this gives them a more sophisticated sound. Although "Gerard" has played here several times beSquiare' GBed &3reaA/a&6 Host & Hostess - GERRY & MARIANNE IRONSIDE 6003 7th Avenue • Kenosha, Wl 53150 • (414) 656-0207 Ranger Thursday, September 7,1989 7 f gaaggsggasggggBsa===B^Bgg=aB,------» gMB-gBM-g-i—-egg Tough schedule awaits for '89 soccer campaign —————— by Jeff Lemmermann Sport Editor Completing what head coach Rick Kilps called "the toughest selection of a squad in 13 years," the Ranger soccer team rolled into the 1989 campaign looking to improve on last year's 13-4-5 record. To accomplish that, the Rangers will be challenged by one of their toughest-ever schedules, which includes seven NCAA Division I teams. Couple that with the loss of f our starters from last year, including two-time NAIA Ail-American Mike Baldwin and the NAIA's AilAmerican Goalkeeper Mark Litton, and it would seem an improvement on 13 wins would be difficult. Coach Kilps, who comes into the '89 season with a career coaching record of 71- 28-12 i n five years here, has added a pair of transfers to complement four returning lettermen in '89. Mike Lee, a 1988 All-Area selection, is one of four seniors on this year's team. A three-year starting midfielder, Lee boasts an impressive string of 66 consecutive matches in which he has started, and has tallied 74 points in 67 games, putting him fourth on Parkside's career points list. Jim Chomko, a senior and one of the team's tri-captains, has started along with Lee in the Ranger midfield for the past three years. Chomko returns from his second straight selection to the NAIA All-District team, and is the Ranger's all-time leading setup man with 32 career assists. Junior Jens Hansen, also a tri-captain, returns at forward after a 1988 campaign in which he was selected as a 2nd team All-American in the NAIA. In addition, Hansen is already a two-time All-District selection, and is first on the Parkside all-time list in goals scored (32), points per game (1.74), and goals per game (.69). Stan Anderson, the third of the captain trio, anchors the Rangers in goal starting his senior season. A red-shirt in 1988, Anderson boasts a 21-8-2 record and has allowed 1.23 goals per contest throughout his career. Transfers Alike Dallner (UW-Green Bay) and Armando Carlo (Triton Junior College) will add to the Parkside attack with Carlo assisting Anderson in the net and Dallner at forward. When asked about the year ahead, Kilps added, "With a talented and versatile freshman class and returning players coming back, this has been really exciting. "We are the 'all-potential team,' and much success could come from this group." Conie join HA Jot out at Hie H Utuow Dining Room. Wed13 11:00 OMt- 2:00 |Wt UotiouA HbpauicJoodo & ed&daimed DootPtijoo Welcome Back, UW-Parkside Students! 8 Thursday, September 7, 1989 Ranger Rangers kick-off year with tournament sweep by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside soccer team opened its 1989 season by marching through their first two games in winning the four-team Parkside Invitational Tournament. In the tourney opener, the Rangers upended Northland 4;1, scoring two times in each half in coasting to the win. Morten Akesgaede and Jim Chomko each netted goals in the first half to give the Rangers a 2-0 lead. After a Northland goal before the intermission cut the lead in half, Chomko tallied his second goal of the afternoon to make it 3-1. Mike Riley added the final goal at the 67:00 mark to account for the final margin. The Rangers outshot N.C. 27-4 in the contest in getting their first victory with Stan Anderson going the distance in goal. In the championship game, the Rangers put on a sound performance in blanking Grand Rapids, Michigan 3-0. Jens Hansen, Bob Rogers and Mike Lee each added goals as the Rangers outshot Grand Rapids 18-5, raising their re­ !~20% DISCOUNT-1 Clip & Save This Ad I[To all Parkside students and faculty I " members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long | as you attend Parkside. ID required. ^ Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler y^luJicU'A> Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) PROFESSIONAL JEWELERS SINCE 1949 40J7 - 75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. OPEN HOUSE CAREER CENTER STUDENT COMMUNITY SERVICE Friday - September 8th 9:00 AM - Noon On Your Mark! Get Set! GO! cord to 2-0. Anderson and Armando Carlo combined for the shut-out. Coach Rick Kilps was pleased with the second outing of the tourney. "We kept our intensity up for 90 minutes, showed good rhythm and had no major flaws. Obviously we have some things to work out but nothing major." The victory was a costly one, though, as Hansen suffered a sprained ankle in the game and will be out of action indefinitely. Up next for the Rangers is the Rockhurst Tournament in Kansas City, Missouri. Parkside will open against the host squad, ranked tenth in the NA-IA. Also in the tournament are Mid Western State. Texas and McKendree College (ranked #3). Experience the benefits of subscribing to the Chicago Tribune for €!)% (HFCP9 Newsstand Price Every day the Chicago Tribune puts the world at your fingertips...with the Midwest's best news writing, sports coverage and business reporting. It's transmitted via satellite to a printing site near you so that you get up-tothe-minute information on global and national events. Order now to have the Midwest's best newspaper delivered to your dorm or apartment at 40% off the r egular newsstand price! Feel the action with Sports. 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Call now to receive the Chicago Tribune at 40% off: 552-8211 or1-800-TRIBUNE. Ask for Operator 36. (Chicago (Tribune 8 Thursday, September 7, 1989 Ranger ssss Rangers kick-off year with tournament sweep by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside soccer team opened its 1989 season by marching through their first two games in winning the four-team Parkside Invitational Tournament. In the tourney opener, the Rangers upended Northland 4^1, scoring two times in each half in coasting to the win. Morten Akesgaede and Jim Chomko each netted goals in the first half to give the Rangers a 2-0 lead. After a Northland goal before the intermission cut the lead in half, Chomko tallied his second goal of the afternoon to make it 3-1. Mike Riley added the final goal at the 67:00 mark to account for the final margin. The Rangers outshot N.C. 27-4 in the contest in getting their first victory with Stan Anderson going the distance in goal. In the championship game, the Rangers put on a sound performance in blanking Grand Rapids, Michigan 3-0. Jens Hansen, Bob Rogers and Mike Lee each added goals as the Rangers outshot Grand Rapids 18-5, raising their record to 2-0. A nderson and Armando Carlo combined for the shut-out. Coach Rick Kilps was pleased with the second outing of the tourney. "We kept our intensity up for 90 minutes, showed good rhythm and had no major flaws. Obviously we have some things to work out but nothing major." The victory was a costly one, though, as Hansen suffered a sprained ankle in the game and will be out of action indefinitely. Up next for the Rangers is the Rockhurst Tournament in Kansas City, Missouri. Parkside will open against the host squad, ranked tenth in the NAIA. Also in the tournament are Mid Western State. Texas and McKendree College (ranked #3). 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Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) PROFESSIONAL JEWELERS SINCE 1949 I 40,17 - 75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. . 697-0884 Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. OPEN HOUSE CAREER CENTER STUDENT COMMUNITY SERVICE Friday - September 8th 9:00 AM - Noon On Your Mark! Get Set! & GO! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 1, September 7, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document j,Jfur!J~ \!JJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)[FW~~~(Q)~~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ _ - Tuesday,September 5, , ese '111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111IIIIIIIIIIIIIA Lewandowski resigns PSGA presidency "Effective August 12, 1989 Mr. Jay Lewandowski reo 81g1ledfrom the office of Presidentof the Parkslde Stu- dentGovernment Association Inc. Mr. Lewandowski cited personal reasons and time constraintsas his reasons for resignation. PSGAwould like to thank Mr. Lewandowski for the workhe has done In the or- ganlzallonover the past two and a half years. We would also Uke to wish hlme luck In all his future endeavors. ,. In the absence of Mr, Lewandowski,Vice President Don,Prangewill be pre."'."t for the remainder Of _ _•• - dowskI's term, He .• , _"rYe u president unlli the next Jay Lewandowski PSGAelections In March. two candidates currently A new vice president will being considered are P.S.G.A. be voted Into office at the Senators Don Andrewskt and Sept. 8 P.S.G.A. meeting. The J. A. Buckau, Prange looks forward to new year by Don Prange P.S.G.A. President The beginning of a new aca- demlc year Is upon us, that means long hours of study, not enough sleep, and a lot of Snickers bar dinners, We here In theParkslde Student Government Association un- derstand what it's like. so we plan on doing our best to make It as easy as possible for the students this year. For those of you who don't know what P.S.G.A. Is, It Is the sole representative of the students of Parkslde to the administration here on campus and the UW System in shared governance mat- ters. Basically what all that means is that we are respon- sible for safe guarding stu- dents' rights. The organization plans on hitting the ground running this semester. A few of the projects we will be looking into this semester are the campus book exchange, a stu- dent safety patrol, corporate sponsorship, and staffing of University and Faculty com- mlttees. Right now we have five committees that need student representation, and Affirma· tlve Action needs two stu- dents, This committee deals with the Implementation of affirmative action policies. Parking Appeals also needs two students. This committee primarily reviews appeals on parking fines. Computer in- formation and Technology Committee needs one student, The basic role of this commit- tee Is to advise the Chancellor on computer needs of the campus. Minority Affairs Ad- visory Committee needs two stuaents. The committee ad- vises the Chancellor on the needs of minority students In higher education. The Sexual Harassment Committee needs one student. This committee Is an investigative committee for people who feel they may be experiencing some form of sexual harassment. Well, I've been long wlnde<l enough for the first edition of the Ranger. I hope all of you Welcome back from Chancellor GREETINGS: Whetheryou are a new or returning student, I welcome you to theUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside and wish you the best for the 1989-90 academic year, We hope this is a challenging and excitingyear for you as you pursue and progress toward your academic and personal goals. Yourcollege experience can be successful and beneficial in a yariety of ways both in and outside the classroom. Involvement In activities or clubs in your major, joining a student organization or participation in the host of student cultural, recreational and social events held throughout the year can enhanceyour sense of belonging to this University community as well as broaden your education. I strongly encourage you to read the Ranger as a means of staying in touch and to become actively involved in the diverse opportunities at UW- ParkS/de. BestWiShesfor an enjoyable and exciting year. Sincerely, ~4-- Sheila Kaplan Chancellor Don Prange have a good semester, and feel free to stop In the PSGA office, We need fresh Ideas. PSGA meetings are held - Fridays at noon In Oomm- Arts 129. The meetings are open to all students, faculty and staff. Inside ... Page 2... A guide to student organizations. Page 4••• Welcome week schedule. ... Student Organizations Cl trom tne unl ve rstty who are , ea , ,,,~ w<lli t .snirts, _. be tn _llio,·'lli "m"""; re"'~' amonx ~"- ''': Interested In being Involved ners, and lots of fun. and civic organiZations lind studies students. Elf,P I with the production of live programs which serve the -To provIde information fOI GIl lli~m • __ a co m- _~, """ -- ""'" Mlli ""'"" ."",,,,,,,ti es o, s tu dy abroae '" mOO On'- On _""w __ se ot the "'"" and ..... ,. ·To "..."re the Intema ... "..,",._. To' _~, club gives ..Pro"'" C,,,"".. and ."'"" ,,""' es program ., "" Events and Activities: Parkside students the oppor- other Christian information to. connectmg student Interest Presentation of nve plays tunity to learn more about the the university community. with faculty expertise and bl during the school year In con- sport of bowling in both the bringing to the attention Of ~ junction with the Dramatic competitive and friendly envi. Circle K Intemational the student body areas of spe, sv Arts department. The club ronmenta, such as school V.W. Parkslde Chapter clalization within the pro uteri .also sponsors student produc- leagues as well as intercol- purpose of the Club: gram. to ~ tlons, field trips to MIlwaukee legiate competition. Circle K develops tomor· .To provide career possibn. fO rrt and Chicago to see profes. Events and Activites: row's leaders today through ities within the international scb O sional theatre. and active The Club participates In a Involvement In campus and field through use of speakers. ues participation In co_curricular conference In which the mens community services. We are Events and Activities: to J university activities. and womens bowling team organized to encourage col· Members of the club heip b stud bowls competitively against lege students to become in· the pianning and running Of ElI1l flve other state schoois. The valved In the real world be· the Model organiZation of tbE Elfl team also particlpates in nu- cause college ts more than American States. and attend N merous to\lmaments around books, classes. and a walk to a simulation of their own. b pre' the nation. the parking lot. the Spring of 1989. memben peJ Events and Activities: attended the National Model spe We participate In the Spe· United Nations in New Yor; Uel cial OlympicS, MDA. Cohora· .City. Club members sponsOI ma, and a whole lot more. We bake sales to fund club actlv!. bave two' conventions each ties. year _ a dlstrict and an in· tematlonal one. We also spon- sor a clown called Coko at va· rlous events. We have lots of fun interacting with other Cir· cle K clubs around the nation. 2 Tuesday, September 5, 1989 Ranger Parkside Accountlng{FInaDce Club purpose of the Club: The primary purpose is to enhance the education of UW- Parkside club members by providing various services and activities both on and off campuS. Events and Activities: The Accounting/FinanCe Club Is actively Involved In campus events. Activities tn- clude bl-weeklY meetings. guest speakers. fleld trips, fund raisers. volunteer tutor assistance, and annual din·. ners. The club Is also actively Involved in planning and co· ordinating "Managers Day." a major annual event for business students at UW· parkslde. In addition, several committees are formed each school year. These commit- tees Include publicity. consti· tutlon. scholarship, and social events. Joining this club Is an exceuent way to meet and In- teract with other business students and faculty. Mem· bers aJso have the opportu- nlty to make Invaluable con- tacts with business leaders from the community. . Alpha Psi Omega Dramatic Arts Fraternlty purpose of the Club: To bring together people Art Addicts Purpose of the Club: To help individual artists join together in order to learn and grow as weli share and support one another. Another Catholic Campus MinIstry Important goal is to become Catholic Student Club Involved In campus activities purpose of the Club: as well as activities outside Catholic Campus MInistry the University. and the Catholic Student Club Events and Activities: exist to: Art Addicts sponsor speak- 1. Be an opportunity for all ers. organIZe and hold fund students, faculty adminlstra· raisers. set up a Fall art tors and staff members to shoW as well as a student gather in friendship. (jured) show In the Spring. 2. provide actlvltes and Art Addicts gets Involved in events which will enlIance fleld trips to museums, gal. human life and values. lerles. and show openings. 3. Serve as a resource for There Is also an end !If the the university community to Comedian to perform tonight by suzanne Mantuano Union Square on Tuesday ,:c-----=::-:c-:c-:c-~-~~ Feature Editor September fifth at n1n~ o'clock p.m. Hodgson claimS that his act Is for the most part mellow, but bas a lot of action. A large part of the ac· tion in Hodgson'S act comes from the props that he bas made and designed himself. Hodgson boasts, "I have the world's only Braille bumper sticker, electric bag· pipes. and a prop that cranks my head around in 360 de· grees." With his head on straight: Hodgson was able to come up with a story line that bas landed him the lead role in his new HBO Comedy Chan· nel program. HBO purchased from Hodgson his comedy shoW idea that wlll be going on the air this fall. The name of the program is "Mystery Science Theater 3000''. Joel Hodgson comes from a small town In Wisconsin called Fort Alklnson which Is near Madison. He was raised in Green Bay and went to col· lege in Minnesota. Minnesota Is where 'Hodgson got his start in comedy. He landed his first comedy job whlle he was a junior In college at the age of 21 at the Comedy cabaret in Minneap· olis. Through Hodgson's first dip Into the limelight only lasted five minutes. the owner liked him and suggest. ed that he return. This was the beginnlng to bigger and better things. Since his first five minute glimpse at star- dom. Hodgson has performed at such clubs as The Improv in Los Angeles. The Magic casUe In Hollywood, and The Comedy Store which Is also in Los Angeles, "Joel is multi·faceted indi- vidual. He's a writer, inven· tor, and he helps other per- formers," said Hodgson'S agent Steve Benz. Hodgson does not directly credit anyone performer with giving him the Itch to join In, however he did in- clude Jonathon Winters George Carlin. and Andy Kaufman in the list of stars that mostly affected him when he was younger._ "1 always performed," said Hodgson. "I did magic tricks and juggling acts. 1 had always been Interested In It (comedy)." Parkside stu· dents and faculty wlll be able to see Hodgson shine in the "It ("Mystery Science Theatre 3000") is about a janitor who accidently gets shot into outer space by two evil scientists. He (janltor) Is then forced to watch bad science fiction movies with his robots that he bUut from his space ship," said Hodg- son. The production and shoot· ing of "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" will be done by Hodgson and one of his col~ leagues. Production will begin right after Hodgson finishes his week·long tour of several other college cam- puses. production of Mystery Science Theatre SOOOwill be based out of Minneapolis where the show had already been aired a year ago: Hodg· Joel Hod9son son has also invented toys such as the Grab Bag, but as of yet he has seen no profit from the endeavors. Whether It be profits or laughs that a comedian yeams for, Hodgson advises that time Is the most impor· ~t factor to getting there. If people think you're funny, and your friend's tell you you're fuIUly that's a good sign. Spend a lot of time ?on stage." Hodgson said. Most people think there is a quick method, but the best Is to spend as much time up on stage as possible and get used to it." Club for Intemational Affairs (CIA) purpose of the Club: .To provide an arena for in· Data procl'ssing Management Association de purpose of the Club: G< The purpose of DPMA Is 11 III expose students interested. Ie data processing to the varlou 81 career flelda and opportunl ties available in the area a Ii data processing and inform, G tlon system management. £ Organlzalions, cO/1I. on page 3 ~ i I How're you going to do it? .-. -4.nplfedin ¥Js! ~~PS/2 itt" Close a deal on an IBM PS/2 before the semester closes in on you. ~ Be~ ~~~Crself in deep water this semester. get an IB~t rsona ys • hoose {rom five different packages of hard· ware and sorl~-all at speeiallow student pricell. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Womens Resource Center is scheduled to open next fall Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. May 4. 1989 DeAngelis elected next year's Ranger editor Women's Resource center is scheduled to open nextfall by Jon Hearron Editor·In·CbIef The quest for the 1989-90 Ranger editor-tn-chtet was culminated Monday, April 24, WIth the selection of Steven DeAngelis. DeAngelis was the unanimous choice of the Se- lection Committee out of three qualified/quality appli- cants. The committee chose DeAngelis after revlewtng the credentials of and tntervtew, ing the candidates. DeAngelis, who .served as the news editor of the award- wtnntng Bradford High School Inferno, wtll be entering hts senior year when he assumes the duties and responsibilities of the editor-In-ehlef this sum- mer. Stu Rubner, advisor to the Ranger, said of DeAngelis, "Steve's leadership, manage- ment, and interpersonal reta- tiona skllls and his previous newspaper experience and parUclpatlon in journalism programs made htm a strong contender ...ultlmately, the unanimous choice of the com- mittee. ,. Of hts recent appointment, DeAngelis said, "It Is a great honor for me to be chosen as next year's editor-tn-chief." Similarly, DeAngeils be- lieves, "This year's selection process was both. democratic and professional." The Center will direct Its The Women's Resource programming towards such Center Committee, chalre<f topics as life planning, sexual by Student Activities Director harassment and empower- Diane Welsh, began meeting ment/assertion, health and In Jan. of this past year. The weUness Issues. "Thmmltlee Is operating di· Ce t will also be recUy under the Offlce of Stu· The n er dent Life. providing confidential help through crisis Intervention and support groups ". According to the recenUy formUlated philosophy, the Women's Resouce Center "will provide a place to gath- er to work together to dis- solve. attitudes, rules, and regulations which restrict . women." will serve as a catalyst for dealing with Issues of concern for women. Also. in purpose, the Center will work to eradi- cate sexism on the Parkslde campus. The Center will pro- vide programming on gender related topics. The Center Is being extab· J1shed by the 18-member Women's . Resource Center Committee One of the Com- mittee's g.:..us Is that "this programming will create an awareness and support among students, faculty and staff around values 9f diver- I ty feminism, and a nonsex- s , t" Ist envltonmen. , by Keme PaccagneDa News Editor tJi0r many years women ve been working to pro- Il'loteawareness of' women's' ~~erns and tssues. Parkslde II king-a step In the direc- b on of forwarding this cause .J establishing an on-campus, Thrnen's Resource Center. f e Center Is stili In the onnatlve stage. Belllnnlng next faD, women :m be able to address non- erns to the Women's Re- ~urce Center which will be S~aled Where the Old gweete .opused 00. be, The Center The Idea of a Women's Re- source Center was trans- formed Into an operating committee by yet another committee which was manned by Vice ChanceDor John Stockwell, Asst. Chan· cellor Gary G. Grace, Sociolo- gy Professor Anne Statham, Student Activities Director Steven DeAngelis In regards to hts plans for the Ranger, "I think that, though the Ranger Is not a bad student newspaper by any means, there are some things that can he Improved upon. What we should be striving for Is IAlmake im- provements each year." com- mented DeAngelis. DeAngelis will he working In the Ranger office over the summer. He wtll also be reo crultlng staff members for the 1981l-90publishing year. Paid positions are avsUable and DeAngelis wtll be accept- Ing applications. Diane Welsh, and student Edna Bloomer. According IAl Welsh, the Center wtll he fUnded by tha new program devetopment fUnd which Is under the Chan· cellor's ~retlonary fUnd. When the Center Is ready to become operallonaJ, a student coordinator will be selected to oversee the day.to-day fUnc· tionlng. U you are Interested In becoming a member of the Women's Resource Center Committee, contact Diane Welsh at Union room .2011,or Call1l63-2278 . 2 ThutsdaY, May 4, 1989 Rangel' , --~~===="'..""'--"'~ - __.~so~-_·_~ --- --... Edifgr@l . Speaking of farewells ... This 18 It. TIle last Issue of the 1988-89Ranger. Many are thankful some have mixed feelings. Allin all, It's been a fairly hliaclous year and one helluva roller coaster ride. Speaking of rides. we've seen several changes along the path of this past year. A great deal has changed· some for the better, some not. A great deal has remained the same. Here at the RaD.cer, we've spent much of the year under constrcution, continually striving to build a better paper. Speak1JIg of the paper, we bave received our share (and maybe more) of criticism • as newspapers do. Over the course 01 tbla eventful year, many bave voiced their optn- Ions, coocems and criticisms, In one way or another, reo gardIng the Rupr. TIle Rupr staff bas taken these comments tor wbat they bave been worth. 8peak1JIg of worth, no price tag could be put on the education obtained by students Involved In student activi· ties and organizations over the past year. This Friday evening the annual student awards banquet will be held to honor and commend the efforts and achievements of the students who spent a portion of their time working to make Parkside a better ptsce for all of us. TIle awards banquet is a time to patbacks and make toasts for worth- whUe endeavors. Speaking of toasts, TIle End 18just around the comer. And, as we all know, The End 18a time for toasting (and, for some, getting toasted). Be sure to follow the advise given in 80 many commerctals: don't drink and drive; don't let friends drive drunk; and, party smart. TIle End festivities are to commence Friday, May 12. . Speaking of commencing, congratulations to all of Park- aide's Class of 1989. Speaking of class, good luck on finals. 8peak1JIg of flnals, tbla 18 it. Farewell. by Jon Hea7'TO'n An interested observer has... Words of thanks for a jo.b well done To the Editor: By the time you read this the last deadline of the year wU1 have come and gone. And as the year winds down to the final end, I'd like to congratu- late and thank every member of the Ranger crew for a year's worth of newspapers and a job well done. T!u¥'ks, guys, for a job well done. Along the eventful COUrse of this past academic year, as a keen and interested observer of the Ranger staff, I've no. ticed that this crew has been a colorful and boisterous group that, God knows how, managed to pump out 30 issues worth of newsprint. Through all the laughter and all the tears this "Ranger clan" never missed a lick ...a few deadlines maybe, but never the ones that counted most. TIlough your Ed gave it his best shot, there's no way he could have done it without each of you... nor would he • bave wanted to. And to those who dug In and gave it there all when the going got tough, an extra kind word and pat on the back are in order. I hope each of you memo bers of the revered and infa~ mous Ranger crew benefited a much, if not more, from the experience of being Involved (with this sometime flippant always active never to back down organization) as the ef- fort you put In. Each of you can be proud of a job well done: I hope to see many of your names in print again next year; the Ranger wou- ldo't be the same without . you. In closing, have a relaxing. deadline and stress free, ever exc1ting summer ...you guys deserve it. Once again, thanks and congratulations for a helluva good paper. It's been more than pleasure being an observer. So"long... Jon Hearron, 1988·89 Ed. G WE'RE LQOlUNG\11110THAT AND. Y'~ WE1J. YES, ABOUT "THE DRJFT~ -to BE DONE AND, JUST AS IMPOKfANTLv,' YlE'RE OETERMINING ~~E DONE. ANO THlS GOALS THING. WE'RE NOT "'HAT OUGHT NOT T WHAT WE WANT 1'0 SEE. HAPPEN. lllE FACT GOING TO ~ ,gl~~~ THE COURSEWING, 11"5 ON 'TRACK,YQUK1Qv, W~ ~ ARE SENSING SOME r.KmON IN 11\;\1 RESPECT."" <;.A ~ '" ~~ ---= Special thanks for ~ special fJuy--..... There's been one mem- ber of the Ranger that, throughout the year, nas' fulfilled the role of his position to the utmost - .and in a here-to-date un- precedented manner. Stu Rubner, the. Ranger' .• own counselor in the comer .. and advtsor, has played a role .beyond the Weekly constraints and demands involved in the weekly construction of the paper. The guy is. phenomlnal, as many who know him Will - attest to. . On behalf of the entire Banger 1988-88 8 spectal thank you, stu, all the column in insight within the and all ot.tne foresig\lt guidance you SO gave. Placement agency is looking for teachen To the Editor: TIle Foreign and Domestic Teachers Organization needs teacher applicants In all 'fields from Kindergarten through College to fill over six hundred teaching vacan- cies bofu at home and abroad. Since 1968, our organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both In foreign countries and in all fifty states. We possess hun- dreds of current, openings and have all the information as to scholarships, grants and fel· EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ................•....... :.. Editor.in-ehief Kallie Paccagnella ........••.......... News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Spons Editor Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe ......•............. , Photo Editor Michelle GaaL. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner ; ~......• " ,.. Advisor BUS~SS STAFF Craig Simpkins '" Business Manager Brad Behling ..•........... Advertising Representative John Marter Distribution ~anager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. Dave Oebish. Christine Dejoo, Abu Hassein, Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause. Mario Lemeiux, Jeff Lewis. Dawn Mailand, Cbuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Biil Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin. Ranger .iswritten a~d edjt~d by students ofUW-Parkside, who ar.esolely responsible for its cy and content It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breallS 'days_ .Letters.!o the editor willbe accepted only if they are typed. double-spaced and 350 wordS J letters must be Signed, wttll a telepl10ne number included for verification pUfJ}OSeS. Names held upon request. ._ . Raoger reselVes the right to edit letters and refuse these which are false and/Of de- !amato",.· ,. . ' ,. Deadline"for an letters, alllfclassified ads,is Monday.tlO a.m. for publicalion . Thurs~ay. , All correspanoenee should '"' addressed to: Ranger UW·Parkside 80x 2000. Ke- : nosha' Wt 53141. Teleohone 414/553·2287 (Editorial' or 414/553-22951Ad .. rI1S- Ing)>>~· . . . lowships. The' principle problem with' first year teachers Is WHERE TO FIND THE .JOBS! -Since college newspapers are always \ anxious to find positlons for their graduating teachers, your paper may be Interested In your teachers finding employment for the following year, and print our request for teachers. oUr information Is free and. comes 'at an opportune time when there are more teachers than teaching positions. Should you wish additional -------------..;.._-.:._- information a.i>oUt our zatlon, you may write lIIe tional Teacher's Pia Agency, Universal Box 5231, Portland, 97208. We do not promise e graduate In the field of tion a deflnlte position, ever, we do promise !o- vide them with hun current vacancy notices at home and abroad. Sincerely, John P. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 'Safe' fire burns prairie Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document . . D'----~Cq ~in} ThU"de~ Apr. 27, IB.B tJ(urrD~OJ~~~w~iRi~~u\f(Q)lFW~~~(Q) ,,,'III,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_[N]~~[N]o[Plffi\~~~OIQ)~Vol. XVII. No.2 ,. .-"'""" .... Wh t "'5 fern"," ? P k . ~ " ..............., ......, ...",' ... __ Wi.. __ ••• ~ . a msrn " \ ar Side burns . Class to holdrally 'Safe'firebenefitsprairie--- by Keille Pacccagnella by Jon Hearron News Editor Edltor·in-Chlef study -or the minor" satd Lavish. ' The third topic of concern th~ rally will cover Is the reo .cently began Women's ReSource Center. The center which is service oriented hi. purpose, will be opening In . Fall, 1989. The rally Is looking to gather support for the Women's Resource Center. Parkslde;s groundskeepers intentionally set approximately 40 acres of pratrte land on fire last Wednesday April 19, In attempt to cle"; out brush and small trees. ACCOrdingto Karl Schroeder, ground supervisor, the prairie land is burned every three to five years as part of an ecological restoration effort. Schroeder stated the burn. ing of the prairie is necessary In order to keep growing shrubs and trees under control. "If we didn't have any fires on these grasslands, eventually we would start getting loaded up with a lot of shrubs and then trees and before we know it we'd be surrounded by woods," scnroeder commented. 'In order to bum the prairie, Schroeder had to notify the Parkslde Campus Police, the fire inspector of the Town of Somers, and the Department of Natural Resources. He said that because of the Clean Air Act of Southeast Wisconsin, he had to get a permit to burn such a large area of land. The type of burning which occurred on the pralrte is called a prescribed burn. ThIs means that the fire Is started on purpose, and constantly monitored. Due to the large area that needed to be burned, the project was done In segments, thereby ensurIng safety. Schroeder said that the weather was a major factor In how the prairie was burned. "How and when you start the fire depends very much on the wind. For instance, we were looking for a wind from the east and lookIng for a wind coming from 11enthusiastic members of theprof. Lana Rakow's lntro to Women's Studies are organIzJnga ratly as a collectlve class project. The rally will be held May 3 at 1 p.m, InUpperMalnplace. The focus of the projectrallyIs to promote an aware- ,.......,......K--. Forty acres of 'and burned uncle< watchful ey.. of Parl<slde'a grounpskeepers. nessof womens' conserns and issuesin today's society and at Parkslde.· According to Edna Bloomer, class member and rally liaison, "A lot of peopledon't know what feminism Is; some just have a blanket reaction against It." The Intro to Women's Studies classIs out to change that. In addition to the rally, the class will· be sponsortng tobleswith informational brochures and Videotapes dealIngwith the parallels between sexismand racism as well as sexuaI assault from 10 a.m, to I p.m. In Malriplace. Lela Lavtsh, class member and co-rally liaison, said there are four primary topics the class would like to see covered by the rally. "First, 'what Is feminism?' will be addressed, to prom6te a positive attitltude towards feminism," commented Lavish. "Our next area Is to bring about some vtslbiltty for the women's studies. A lot of the womehon campus don't even know we have this line of •'The class as a whole feels there is a need for a women's organization on campus, " commented Bloomer, "At Parkside there are no women organizations, unlike other campuses." Accordingly, this Is the last topic of concern that will be covered during the rallY. Idea of a proper prescribed burn Is that you have th burning under control We dldn·t have to Ulle any of the safety equipment. and we didn't have any problema with the fire at 011," clo1med Schroeder According to Schroeder the burning of the land doea ben - tit the prairie. "Many of th prairie plants and gt'llaRs benefit by the fire becau e the ashes release nutrients and el80 the heat ts required for some seeds of plants to properly germinate. U they don't have the heat. they just sit there and remoJn dor. mant, so the fir<l Is actually quite benenclal," Schroed r sald. The areas that were burned Include the land east of th moJn academic buildings, th area going south I toward County Hwy. E, and th graasIand behind the Physical Education buUdlng. the west so we could bum on either side of the building without smoking out the entire campus," explained Schroeder. He sald that the burning of the land takes very uttle time. "It's amazing how fast this grassland burns. You usually see big flames, and In a matter of seconds it is gone," stated Schroeder. Schroeder expUUned that the prairie Is Ignited with flares and that nothing flammable, like gasoline or kerosene, is used on the tire. Although the fir<l department does not have to be present during the burning, they do have to be notified of the burning. He satd that Is required that Parkslde have water trucks and fire brooms at the site of the nre. Schroeder sald that the burning went smoothly and that none of the safety equipment was used. "The whole Bloomer and Lavish did say that the issue Invoked by Parkside Student Government Assc. president, Jay LewSlidowskt, dealing with Miller Brewing Company's "sexist" Spring Break '89 advertising campaign would be addressed under the topic of the need for an Independent women's organization. Bloomer said, "This is an example of why we need a women's organization because you cannot leave It up to someone else to represent your interests. " Bloomer stated the topic of Lewandowski's letter to Miller was In support of a blatantly sexist ads. The End is near! The End is near! year for Parkslde .tudents est quallty entertainment faculty, staff, and alumni. ever presented at Parksld ! Dennis BrodJeske, Alumni Frldsy night holds In store /Graduate coordinator, com- for you a slullng hot MB ments atso on the fact that It dance band out OfMl!waukee, Is the ultimate grduatlon "Capitol Drive;" covering party! It's a last chance to artIsts like Keith Sweat, say goodbye to your friends, Bobby Brown, Steve Win· a last 8hance to make new wood, Etc. Their perform. friends, and maybe one of the ance begins at 6:30 p.m. after only chance you will ever get doors open at ~:30 p.m. to to do some serious partytng allow for the "Parkslde Mau with your favorite teachers! Tie-Dying Spectacle." ThIa "The End" represents PAB concept, by Carol Curl and programming at Its best as Franca SavagUo, Is sure to be this event has been mont!ls In a blast as everyone Is aaked the planning. to bring their End T-shirts, or ThIs year Tracl Hethering- any others, to do some auton has negotiated entertatn· thentlc tie-dying for free. The ment contracts for the high- see The End, peVe " Inside... Page 2...· • Why did Miller.believe ad campaign would work? . ,Page 3...···. . d UW.p to host upcoming Cinco e Mayo festivities. . Page 6... .. ItI 't Ufe's·a beach except when sn """ , ,. Page 7••• Classlfleds! Rage 9 & beyond ... SPo.~S!Spo~s!SPO~s by Jim Voss .presldent, PAD It's almost that time of year again when the sight of a circus tent on the Union Pad sends chillS up and down your spine In anticipation of the Immense party that will take place undemeath it; '''The End!" This 19·year-old tradition at Parkslde will take place on Friday, May 12 and Saturday, May 13, 1989. This year's theme is ·'That Was Then, ThIs Is Now" In celebration of "Th'" End" throughout Its history. The event. as awlays celebrates the end of the school 2 "'ursday, Apr. 27,1989 Ranger' .. Source of controversy missed ••• Why did Miller believe ad campaign would work? To the Editor: a grand scale. I seriously doubt that there are more than a handful of schools In the nation that could be the exception to this unpleasant rule. Without even a hint as to the contents of this week's classified section, I could find several examples to support my position. If more students could conduct themselves in a respectable and mature manner, only then would we have a more convincing position on which to make a stand and say "We don't like this advertisement because it does not represent the way we or anyone should lead their lives." Until that time advertising and general opinion towards the average university or college will continue to be of.the undesirable type. I feel that It Is entirely too clear that if one could be outraged by MIller Brewing Company's advertisement, one should also be outraged of the Image that some students have given our schools today. Concerning the issue of MIller Brewing Company's "Spring Break '89" advertteIng campaign, I feel as though the source of this controversy has beep. avoided. Why do you think that MIller Brewing felt that this particular type of advertising campaign would gnerate sales? One might say that Hollywood Is to blame, with the way It "artfully creates" the colorful events of the modem day campus. Therefore, the next question Is, where did Hollywood get the material to create these tireless youths of the silver screen? I can only come to the conslusion that the image has been transfonned Into what the general population believes to be the truth. Few students of higher education have succeeded in convincing the adverttsing community, and perhaps the entire world. that the United States' colleges and universities are not the place for the rent practice of hedonism on Do you know what 'feminism' means? Douglas Miltimore To the Editor: WhIle most people on campus have heard the tenn Feminism, how many are aware of what It means? And what are Women's Studies? To answer these questions. and more, a women's studies class Is holding a rally In' the Malnplace at 1p.m. on Wed., May3rd. If you know the answers to the questions, join us In sup- . port; If you don't know, come and learn. Sincerely, Susan Berns PSGA president offers remlttence-s-s; To Whom It May Concern, In a recent letter to the Miller Brewing Company I used my title as student body President In an inappropriate manner. The opinions stated In the letter were not the opinions of the student body, as the opinions vary from person to person .. However.' the opinion stated was that of those Informed students who chose to express thetr opln-, lonsto me (male and female). The letter was meant only to supplement discussion I had had with most of the individuals Involved. It Is rather sad that someone has to m mistake to get more Involved In the issues concern them .. I sincerely apoldgize using my title In an Inll prlate manner. 8lncereljr;j JaYLewand~ .; Lewandowski To whom it may concern, As President of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc., I would like to . comment on the Miller BrewIng Company Spring Break '89 ad campaign. At ftrst glance we found It satirical and interesting. However. the humor soon wore off as it be came obvious that much of the material was sexist and offensive. However, the apology Issued by MIller Brewing Company was adequate, as we believe that It was not their Intent to belltlIe anyone. At the United Council meetIng held In late February, the UW-Madtson Student Association brought to the general assembly via the Women's, AffaIrs Committee, a resolu- , sends tlon condemning MIller BrewIng Company again. We supported WSA when they took action by boycotting and demanding an apology. Yet, they continued to pour salt In the wound long after the apology had been Issued. ThIs time they asked that United Council condemn Miller' Brewing Company for printIng the advertisement. This point was moot long before the action was taken. The wording of the resolution sounded as If United Council was trying, to tell MIller what to print. Whereas we supported WSA and United Council when action was taken (I.e. the boycott .and the demand for retraetion) , we could not stand by and ldiy watch as the organiletter of clarification zatlons attempted to violate the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States. For some silly reason we believe that the U.S. Con- 'stltutlon takes precedent over WSA. When the NAAWP (National Assloclation for the Advancement of WhIte· People) distributed material on our campus, we denounced. their .bellefs and held a rally In support of minority Issues. We did not dispute their First Amendment rights. Our reaction took a different course, we simply exercised our own First Amendment rights by publicly stating our position on the Issue. We did not, at any point, tell the NAW (or afflllated persons) not to state thetr oplnloh. For this reason we support WSA with their sanctions against Miller Brewing Company's attempt to use sexist propaganda to "sell" their product. Miller Brewing Company showed a severe lack of fore. sight by distributing the ad In the first place, but, the editor of the paper that ran It Is equally at fault. I was told that the paper was under contract to run the advertisement so they had no choice but to place the ad. I ask you this: If the ad contained pornographic pictures, graphic pictures of violence, or some. thing else that could be construed offensive, would the editor have run the ad? Who decides what Is alright to print and what Is not? Who.ts responsible to protect the across state public from nonCOnfO~ thought? Is this 1989 "1984"? . As long as the partyJ volved Is willing to take heat for stating the sub matter that they print, are guaranteed the right to just that In the United S The target audience for ad campaign was obvl white males ages 18-23. of them are not even of I drinking age In the slates were being adverllsed. too Is -unethical, yet Is s how overlooked. The op stated and the angle thO' was coming from was Iy out of the locker room, I commend MIller B cmpany for taking res Ity for their actions. I s See·Miller, page 4 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ..., Editor-in-Chief Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jeff Reddick Ass!. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Mk:helle Gaal. Asst. Photc Editor Stu Aubner ; : Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Business Manager Brad Behling Advertising Representative John Marter - Distribution Manager . GENERALSTAFF David ~oyd, .Dave D~bish. Christine Dejno, Abu Hessem, Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause, Mario L~m~iux, Jeff Lewis, Dawn Mailand, Chuck Might. Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer, Louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Vallin. . Ranger is wmten a~d edit~d by students of·UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editol'ial and · cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks . days. , . letters to the ~jtor \Nill.be accepted only if they are typed. double-spaced and 350 words ~r less. letters must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- famatory.. \. Deadline for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m, for publication Thursday. All correspondencs should be addressed to: Ranger. UW,Parl<side. Box 2000. Ke. nosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/55J.2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertisIng). rcB Banquet to be held The Second Annual "TCB RecognitionBanquet" will be heldat parkBlde Thursday, April 27. . Morethan 49 students. of colorwill be honored for their academic achievement and presentedwith awards. Also honoredwtIl be 25 graduating seniors. The event will be h.eld at 6:30 p.m, in Parkslde's Galbralth RoOm, located on the third fioor of the Wyllie LI. bl'lll'Y Learntng Center; A cash bar at 5:30 .m, will precede the dinner. The program Is sponsored by Parkslde's. Center for Educational and Cultural Ad vancement. Cost of the ban' quet Is $10 per person and $5 for children under five of age. years Mary Jane Hemand ministrator f ez. ad. s o Personnel e~vlces for the Racine Unified School District W!Il ~ve '. the keynote address AChl~,vtng Academic Excel_ lence. The Rev. Mack Davis of Second Missionary Baptist Church, Racine, wlll gtve the . invocation. For more information, call the Center for Educatlonal and Cultural Advancement at 553-2111,' , MBAopen house to be held Admissionrequirements and programs of study forthose interested in a msster's degree in business administration (MBA) Willbe discussed during an Open House at Parkside Monday, Mayl. . An informational meeting to learn how Parkside's MBA program can help individu· als attain "personal and business career goals will b~ held at 7 p.m. in Room 104 of Parkside's Union. Business faculty, staff and other MBA students will be avallable to answer questions about academic programs uniquely designed for the working adult. . For more information on Parkside's MBA Open House, call 553- 2046between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. . Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 3 UW-P to host upcoming Cinco de Mayo festivities During the first three days ?f May Parkslde W!Il be host. mg a variety of activities in recogniton of the Mexican hOliday, CInco de Mayo. CInco de Mayo represents the anniversary of the 1892 battle of Pueblo In which Mexican forces defeated French invaders. The three·day celebratlon W!Il begin with a reception hosted by Chancellor SheUa Kaplan on May 3. The recep- .tlon will be held from 5-6 p.m. In Parkslde's Union Bazaar and Is free and open to the pubnc. At 6 p.m. Anna Munoz, chairperson of the CInco de Mayo commlltee, W!Il gtve a presentation outllnlng the his· tory ,and impact of CInco de Mayo on today's Mexican commUnIty entitled. "CInco de Mayo-The History." Ai· terwards there W!Il be a presentatlon given by Jose Mar· tlnez, principal at Lincoln Jr. High School, entitled, "CInco de Mayo-The Present." Following the presentations there W!Il be a fllm entitled, "EI Norte;" in the Union CInema. The fllm hlghllghts the struggles of a Guatemalan famUy's move to the U.S., and will be shown at 6: 30 p.m. and again at 6 p.m. on Thursday, May 4. The fllm Is free and open to the public. On all three days there W!Il WakefieldlPazera take PASA helm by KelUe Paccagne1l& News Editor The ParkBlde Adult Student A1llance(PABA) has a new president, Kathy Wakefield. Wakefield Is a sophomore majoring In sociology. She ran unopposed for the posl. tion and W!Il assume the dutiesof president as of May 1. Rick Pazera, also a sophomore, has been appointed to theposition of vice-president. According to Wakefield, PASA Is an organization Which Is designed to give moral support to non-tradl· tional students. "When I first came back to school, I was very nerVous and unsure of myself. I came in here- (PAS.A)and got moral slip· POrt: lr lot of the people here had been through the same problems I was going through, and they showed me that I could succeed at Parkside," Wakefield stated. Both Wakefield and Pazera Kathy Wakefield· have goals set for PASA's up- . year "There are so commg . I t dents many non-tradltlona s u 't here at parkslde that dond even know P ASA exIsts; an , we want to become more In· volved with the other student organizations 80 that these non.trad students reallze that we are here," Wakefield said. According to pazera one program he hopes to get started Is called the "buddy system." This would tnvolve members of PABA "hitching up" with Incomlng non·tradl· tlonal students. Each PASA member would then help a designated incoming non· traditional student through their flrst semester at Parkside. Wakefield also plans to implement a schedule of monthly seminars. These seminars would be related to problems that generally occur with non·traditlonal students. Current and timely Issues of concern to non·tradl· tlonal students would be ad· dressed In an attempt to better faclUtate the needs of nontraditional students. 1(e994e t)4_ee koO,o FRIDAY NICHT, APRIL 28 1:3()PM UNiON SQUAR£ be a "cultural bazaar" held on the Union Bridge from 10 a.rn. to 2 p.m. The bazaar W!Il feature the works of Parkslde art students as well as a variety of other Latino arts and crafts. On May 6 at S:30 p.m. there wlll be a dance In the Union Square. Admluion ill $2.00 for everyone. AU of the CInco de Mayo eve.nts are sponsored by the AU campus Events Committee. CCe.'OelKoye. 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Marquette University, and others), all in support of our positions. Sincerely, Jay Lewandowski PSGA President It Is very interesting to me that the oniy people I have heard from In support of WSA are from Madison. At this time I have heard from many students throughtout the system (Le, UW·Plattev1lle, USLaCrosse! UW·Oshkosh, UWGreen Bay, carthage COllege, cc: United Oounctl Student Government Presidents Chancellor Sheila Kaplan UW·Madison Student Assoclatlon . Badger Herald UW·Madison cardinal Ranger ..... MIller Brewing COmpany Ad Dept. EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ••• provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quality typesetting and disc storage capacaity, which enables the customer to put their resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve and adjust to each specific company. Term papers and dissertations according to the APA guidelines. 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This concert comedian is a must see as he is currently the hottest, and hardest to book entertainer on the college circuit. Then. Michelle Deede will be presenting to you the ultlmate PAB gameshow productlon of "The Wheel Of Fortune" hosted by Erica Wernecke as Vanna White, and Chuck Petrach as Pat Saj8.k. Get set for this one, because It will be done with a mass audience contestant approach! Later in the evening, Diane Thygeson, Schedule COordinator, has arranged for Rich Cleven and "The Ohampions" to perform their award winning lipsync verslon of ? (It's unbelievable, YOU'llsee!) 'Finally, Friday night Is to be concluded with the all-time favorite Parkslde band, "The Cheeters!" This band from .Madison will make you dance like never before to your favorite top 40 covers (Heart, Rolling Stones, Bon Jovl, The Bangles) and their innovative originals like no other band can! . Friday night Is over, but lIThe End" 1s far from over because the ..partyfng continTIIAT WAS TIIRN." TillS IS NOW .•• ......,., .... DO...,•• [JUDAY. MAY 12I1l ~ - SATURDAY, MAY 13TH tKUfa...r..oLJaLUlI" .''1",0 O. SI!GIf'V'''!G' .u.L.A v.u.....u.. '" . 1ltL...WU.QJL.JJ· ...• !10M DPSr ues all day and night Saturday! Marie Boris and Franca Savagllo have collaborated to present "Saturday At The Park (Parkslde)," which is an afternoon of good times (softball, sack races, water ballon tosses) to be held on campus and not at Petrifying Springs as originally planned, "Saturday at the Park begins at 11 a.m., Bring your own brats, burgers, hot dogs, etc, and PAB will cook them up for you. Also on Saturday, there will be a free showing of the classic movie musical, "Grease" at 2. 'p.m. in the Union Sqaure. These Saturday afternoon events are UW-PARI(SIDE MBA OPEN HOUSE MONDAY, MAY 1 AT 7 P.M. PA~KSIDE UNION, ROOM 104 • ATTEND THIS INFORMATIONAL MEETING TO LEARN HOW UW~ PARKSIDE'S MBA PROGRAM MAY MEET YOUR NEEDS. • MEET AND TALK TO FACULTY MEMBERS AND STUDENTS ABOUT THE PROGRAM. . • L~ARN HOW OUR PROGRAM IS DESIGNED TO MEET THE NEEDS OF PEOPL/: WORKING FULL-TIME; • ALL UNDERGRADUATE MAJORS ARE' INVITED. . . PLEASE CALL 414-553-2046 FOR MORE INFORMATION BETWEEN 8 A.M. AND4 P.M. MqNDAY, THROUGH FRIDAY., open to anyone! (any f_ or friends), After all .~ don't miss the 5:30 door08; Ing time and a major eYlli still In the planning stages, Then, the band you ~ quested begins at 6:30 p; The progressive dance of "The Untrained La covering artists like TIle kees, REM, UZ. and back by popular de Following their perlo and throughout the eve will be the presentatioJi games and contests like first ever Pinata' in ~ Square, the hula hoop, a4 the return of the limbo! The final explosion of '''1lII End" will be sure to * your mind! Do not clean, powerful rock 'n sound of European reee artist Warp Drive cove artists such as Davtd Cheap Trick and TIle and performing their brand of originals into morning. Flanlly, don't the grand finale prodU by Michelle Deede! Tickets as well as tare available at the Unl formation center. Stud Ifaculty Istaft and al may purchase tickets .evening for $4.00 or a end pass for $6.00. a Ing Serilors may p. their weekend pass for $5.oo! Guests are liml three per Parkside and must be accompanl a student. Guests must least 21 years of age ( will be checked at the Tickets for guests are per evening or $8.00 weekend pass. Rerne "The End" isn't like other event, as events s 5:30 p.m. with musical talnment starting at 6:30, each evening. The 'weekend wtll: feature cooked brats, burgers, dogs, etc. Responsible ~g Is strongly ._enco~ , ..... pres. of by Scott Singer At the recent University 1llJIIIldtabiemeeting on April 24 a presentation was given bY Chal'les W. Bray, presidentof the Johnson Foudnauon.Thts presentation, ent!- Ued"The JO,hnson FoundauonWingspread Fellows Progrant: History and Goals," wasa diScussion of the Wing. spreadprogram directed to the faculty present by Bray andthe four Wingspread F'ellows. Foundation addresses Ranger Thul$day, ArK. 27.1989 5 University Roundtable Johnson The Foundation, estabIishedby H.F. Johnson in 1958. joins forces with other not.for-profltorganizattons to convene conferences on Issuesthat are deemed Imporlantby Its Board of Trustees,or by prtvate request. These conferences are held at Wingspread in Racine whicbwas once the prtvat~ homeof H.F. Johnson's famtly. Last year 89 conferences wereheld in the building, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.At these conferences peoplefrom around the country come to discuss with their peers on the topic being presented. " , 'At these conferences the participants "think about problemathat have real outcomes," Bray said. ~Theconferences also serve as .. an Incubstar for Ideaa. People can test their Ideas" on their colleagues and reform 'them. Bray said. Bray also satd, "We (Wingspread) e,qst on the premise that Ideas have' consequences. Ideas are terri· blypotent things." These participants, ,all ex· pertsIn one way or another in tile field. are not alone. Often ttmes eollege students join tIlem. These students. the Fellows. are from colleges around the nation. The Fellows. 43 of them last year from 13 colleges. are tIlereto learn and observe as lhose aswellto participate. Among ..... 43 Fellows. four are .."m Parkslde. B At the Roundtable meeting. ray dlacussed much of the put accompUshments and fu· A toret goaIs of the Foundation. the conferences. "the Fe!· , ;~ Charles Bray. president of the Johnson Foundatlon~ by ...... _- lows make a good contrtbu- .tton because they come in to the room unaffected by ideas of their own that are set in stone," Bray said. HFre. quently they ask 'Why?'" The four Fellows. all senlars. were given the opportu·· nity to tell the group how they felt about there experiences s a Fellow. Rosemarie Cucuna· to, a Language in International Studies major. said at first .she "didn't know what to exr,ed" from the program. But, since going to the Wingspread conferences I have had many opportunities" to use what was talked about at the conferences. Cucunato also felt she benefitted from getting to know the delegates at the confemces. One particular example she _noted was a woman lawyer working for the Ohio state government. "We were talking about life expert· ences, good and bad. Then she stopped for a minute, smiled and said, 'No matter what goals in life or what you achieve, always remember who you are and the oppor· "twl1tles you've been given,''' Ellen Habeck. a communi, cations major, said, Ifl can honestly say that without the' Wingspread program 1 wo~; Idn.t be where 1 am nOW, She attrtbuted her success in school and preparation for post.college life to the program. LIke the other Fellows. Habeck said that her firSt positive expertence was the letter she received notifying her that she was accepted "It showed that somebody who 1 respected. thought 1 had potenlla1 that 1 wouldn't have dreamed of assigning to myself." "I was at first very critical of it." siad Rebecca Uanas. "Once you go there you rearlze how hard It Is to Implement a poilcy and find out what the problem is," said Llanas. Llanas was very aware of the process that occurred at the conferences. She commented that the Idea that Is stsrted with, however worthy, will not aiways coin· clde with the final results. "It seems impossible that there Is not an organiZation like this In every major clty," Llanas said. Just as the others involved In the program held high regard for the Foudnatlon and Its programa. LIanaa did also. "It's really a great program and 1 - everybody could have a chance." A physchology and political science major. Jody Petry· kowsk! was pleased that BIle was nominated to be a Fel· low, but she had to uII. "What IS a Fellow?" After learning about being a fellow and participating In confer· ences, Petrykowskl was. "surprtsed that people wanted to knoW what our oplonlons were. " Petrykowskl felt that It was Ensemble concert scheduled for May 4 Dennie Najoorri, associate PrinCipal trumpet of the :MIl. =kee Symphony Orchestra. be the guest artist at theParkslde Wind Ensemble Concert Thursday. May 4. ,8 The concert will be held at m P·m. In Parkslde's com· m:::'ICation Arts Theatre. AdPUb~on is $4 for the gen",ral c and $2 for senior cltl· zens and Parkslde students. faculty and staff. The performance Is the fins! concert of the 1988-89Wind Erlsemble s.eries. N 'ajOOm and the 4O-member rl nn "COn· ensemble wUI pe a t and certlno for TrUmt'ali Band" by Martin man. the ~nsemble alSO will ,per. form "symphony No.3, by Vlttorto Gtanninl; "Suite fo~ 10 Winds," 1>yJean Slbelu1B:. and "Ma8Cluuade Ov..rt....... by carl NleillOn. In'addlUon to his work with the MIlwaukee Symphony Orchestra, NajOOm performs regularly with the MIlwaukee Chamber Orchestra and Is a member of the Gelzen trum· pet Advlstory Board. "kinds neat to talk to people you read about in the paper. They sre real people too which is kinds neat to find out.'· Petrykowsld also com. mented that she "would recommend the program to everyone." Dr. WlIlIe CurtIs, who ill the faculty advtsor also contrtbuted to the discussion. Curtis will not be with the program or the University next year, as he is movtng on to another job opportunity In MInnesota. CurtIs has been the pivot in working with the students who have been nominated by the facuIty to be Fellows. He has composed a strict list of quallftcations., two of which are having a minimum of 3.0 GPA and a willlngness to partlclpate. Although quallflcaUon for the program Is tough. Curtis commented that he finds Hstudenta far exceed the crtterta." Curtis said "It·s the students program. not mine. I've been very pleased .•.I'm genoa mlM It." Bray prs.laed CUrtiB for his work. asylng. "He has made a difference (In the program)." The Wlnppread Foundation Bray can 8f>em· Ingly be best and quickly summlzed by Bray'. comment. "It's a tun place to be Lf you want to bring Ideu and actlon together:' • COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make It easi er by "'arnrng those programs that make your aSSlgn"",nts GRADE A material? One-OnOne rnstruenon, fleXIble schedules, canP_AI ••lIeerrlrrllclck ........ C ..... r ~aMF.RJUCK g BUSINESS CF~VIi:R ~ A~01"""eo-«cnea. kfor furtlter Info; ........., . Do You Know Which Books You Need For Next Semester? LET US KNOW! EXCHANGE Now You Have a Choice! Located In The PSGA Office The Parkslde Wind Ensem- WLLC D-139A. 553-2244 ble is directed by Mark Eichner, associate professor of ... ----------------------~ music. - �ding ovati'!n... • _ Afunny thmg IS happening inthe CART theater ' antics would have made for a much stronger and believable performance. In the same /way. performances by Tracy - Kreuser and Katy Lynn O'Brien as the young lovers seemed weak. It seemed to obvious to this reviewer that they were relying too much on their hidden microphones and not enough on the enjoy, ment of a theatre that has wonderful accoustics. I was also often annoyed with the use of the dramatic aside, or rather, I should say the abuse of blocking that found the actors directly facing the audience so that when they were giving an aside, a feature of this classic show it wasn't as obvious as it CO~ld ,,:ave been and therefore, at bmes, not as funny as it should have been. In part, I think this was because of the lack of variance in acting areas in the set. Although there could have been many opportunities for this with the use of platforms, they, unfortunately were all behind the main set pieces and consequently only useable for entrances and exits. Allin all, the show deserves the standing ovations that It Is getting. The overall picture Is of a large cast having a great deal of fun presenting a wonderful show. For those of us who have been on stage, we know that what looks like fun to the audienc.e Is, in fact, very hard work that really only becomes fun when the full cast finally takes a much deserved company front bow. Performances for the show this Friday and Saturday night are not completely sold out and tickets can be purchased at the door prior to the eight o'clock curtain. If 'you're looking for an enjoyable evening of laughs an~ memorable music. then don t miss this show. Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 19897 "". CI ."",~ assl Ie S...."",,,.,..., 8f8 d LOST & FOUND LOST: "rntre to Lit" small bla k perback, reward offered. U cfoJ:ci please contact Jerry at 654-9580 LOST: Calculus & Analytic G~metry ~~. D-l level of Greenqulst. Call . FOR SALE LIGHTED BEER signs u.$6 ea Slrohs, Old Style, Korbel. 'Phone atte; 4 p.m. Jim at 6M.71577 FAIRLY NEW Queen size waterbed wIheadboard.free float. Call Jo~ (414 )634.5999. $200.00 wJsheets & ptllow cases. . WANTED P~T·TIME eetau liquor store. West Racine apply In person 918West Blvd. ONE MALE Ferret to mate With my female. Owner can have pick at litter Call 553·2244. Ask for Jay. • PERSONALS BERT·DID you 0.0. on 'poprocks' or run lnto a pier while waterskllng? SCbOTER- GIDGE tells me that you make a great human pretzel good luck "Mr. Salty" HEY SQUIDr When the lights go on make sure you're not in the boof! We loved it though! Come over & bring a bottle! Wear your winter coat! r--------------------------., DOUG . HOLES in afghans don't cover much! Let's play again some. time! . The wances SHELLE - THAT tongue acUon Is really getting crazy! You better watch yourself! TO THE one they call "Buff." Thank you, for being such a pal in my We. you're a true Honey. The Ad Rep. ro JAY Lewandowski: Prepare yourself for your own Oontre-rran Scandal . The unknown Ollie North. IS IT Pat Dolf, Dort, or DORK! TO IVAN Jr. and Bison Jr. llove you! signed ...Nancy and Sid. too. TIM AND LIZ. congratulations on your engagement! -your maid of Honor CHll.J.. BABY you'll get yours soon. TO THElndiana men - We "Wanda" have a party! Your place or ours? Bring the Lucky C'harms! - Wandas BEN - QUALITY not quantity. Steve AMlGOS: ROAD trip - Road Trip - Road Trip! !! • Surf Man AMlGOS • UVESTOCK - Livestock - . Livestock. (Neveragaln)! PAD EXEC.COUNCB. '89 • '90 Good luck and have fun!! JAMBO . GETDown on your knees and beg for that 5 dollars BUFF . CLOTHES are a thing or the past. Don't wear any. You . me - Gidge Menage' a trios . Scooter PARTY? WHERE! Funeral home! Don't be a sWf come on down 1 enjoyed playlng naked twister. - SCooter GIDGET. BUT apricot not lemon nevored panties. Scooter and Brad. DON'T LIKE me? Ask me what 1 think of you! - Denise "HAWK· ARE you hot and bOthered or cooUngdown'! PARKSIDE STUDENTS - No limit on number of classlfieds for the last issue, but sign your name and student ID number (your SSN). FREEDOM OF EXPRESSIO HAS ITS BO . D The "classlfleds" of any student newspaper are a tradl. tion. No where but in the classitieds does freedom of expression abound as it does. And while some are more "off coior" than others. the classllieds remain the sole vehJcle through whlch students and others can have fun with one another In a editorially uncomplicated way. Everything that gets published Is the Editor's responsl. bility and there can be no acceptable excuse for allowing something to be pUblished that shouldn't have been. ThIngs got out of hand In last week's RANGER when a classified Item was published whlch shouldn't have been • an ad whlch used the nsmes of two lndlvlduala and con. talned a very inappropriate message. WhIle a public apology erter-tae.taer can't fully ccmpensate for the fact that the ad Should never have appeared In the first place, the RA.'iGER does want to apologUe to Geraldine M. and Curt for allowing the ad to be printed, The Editor wishes to assure them and other readers that classified ads will be reviewed more carefully In the fU. ture to preclude individuals and the RA: 'GEB Itself from being embarrassed. 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Call ',' CAPT.INKMANN 414·291·9475 COLLECT THE OUAUTY GOES IN DEFORE TIlE .w.tC GOES ou 6 Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 Ranger isn't •••""', ....J"t: When you party, remember to... ll'Ia laY a CGlIl1InlI IrIlIl t8 10. Guests: 1. Knowyourlimit-stay\\ithinit. 2. Know what youre drinking. 3. Designate a non-drinking dmer, 4. Don't let a friend drive drunk. 5. Call a cab if you'renot soberor not sure. Hosts: 6. Serve plenty offood. 7. Be responsible forfriends' safety. 8. Stop sening alcohol as the party winds dO\\TI. 9. Help a problem drinker by offering your support. 10. Sci a good example. *""*•"" :ii' ~ BEER DRINKERS * ~"" OF AMERICA PARTY-SMART ISO l'JU1arino Ave., Suite 190, Costa Mesa, Ci\ 92626 1·llOO-441·2337 Life's a beach, except when it by Stu Rubner Director of Counseling & Testing "You have to make the decision as to which way to go on this one. I can't hang around with you 24 hours a day to coach you during the time leading up to your making the decision, and I probably won't be With you at the moment your decision becomes action. My only advice is that you should give some thought to the various outcomes that could occur as a result of your' decision and keep those outcomes in mind as you act." Sjnce you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner Many a student has heard me say something like this as we discussed an issue of importance to them. I try to bring to light as many issues as possible surrounding a decision and without sounding "preachy" try to get them to consider the implications of various courses of action. If pressed to give my recommendation as to which way to go, I'll do so. But in the end the final decision as to which way to go still rests with them. As a counselor I'm here to help a student through the declslon-making process. And should the outcome of the decision not be what was expected, or if It was inappropriate decision to begin with, I'm stl1l here to help the student. Sometimes I feel confident about the direction in which a student is headed. Sometimes, despite what I believe is pretty good counselor advice from me, I can only hope that at least some of what Isaid is taken into consideration. We all know someone who would have been much better Are you graduating or leaving school? Do you have outstanding student loans? - If so, you should attend our workshop on student loan management. It will help you better understand your student debt and what options are available to you. / WHEN= TIME= WHERE= MAY 3, 1989 1:00 P.M. UNION 104 Sponsored by the Financial Aid Office. off today if only they had thought about they were about to do before they acted - and, to fact, let that forethought influence their behavior. Unfortunately for some, life Is just the opposite of what happens in school: the test comes flrst and the lesson afierwards. And It all looks SO obvious afler-the-fact, with "if only I had or hadn't done such and such" a common cry. The following statement from the parents of a Parkside student arrived in the counseling office this week. "Life is a Beach" Ends in Tragedy' As children and young adults, most of us have experl. enced carefree times when we "lived for today" and did . things that as adults we would no longer do. I guess experience, time, maturity and responsibility cause many 0/ us to deal with life on a different level. Not that, at times, we don't envy the c:arefree spirit and excitement Of youth; but it's just that Me has ta.ught us too many lessons. We no longer care to take the risk to ourselves or oth:ers. This recently happened to our son, David. David had always been a bright, friendly, spirited person. He had many friends and. wa~well liked by most who knew him. He was a loving son, deeply loved by h.~ parents. na"", has been a source. of great joy, but also great anguish.Hit. kind, loving, imaginati,:e spirit thrilled us, but his care. free, Iive·for·today att.twi.e broug~t us much turmoil, David considered our cautume on life as lectures. Ht'; 30 often had to learn through his experiences. At 80mePoAII we had to let go, let him take control Of his life. 111 prayed that maturity and ti sense of responsibility take oeer, Unfortunately for David his "life is a beach" attl took a tragic turn. On March 14, 1989 David was invol in a' car accident. He had been drinking. He not onlylil jured himself, but another innocent victim, Alcohol become a common part of his social life. It has taken toll. David has been in'a coma for five weeks. He suffered serious head injury and has been having seizures lor t last four weeks. Should he .-ecover he will face mpnt possibly years, of rehabilitation depending upon the verity of his injury. At the least; he /will be on s medication for years, possibly for life. It is our hope that others, young and old, wilileam his experience. He has paid a high price, but then, choice was his. We love him dearly and pray for recovery, but also that others will come to under~tand fore it is too late. Parents of David B. Maybe this letter from David's parents will encoura someone to think ab"!'t the consequences of their bella before they act. I never met David, therefore never chance to tolk with him. I wish I had. ,--v-- PAS."...- THAT ..... STIlE ~~ .................. 10.-< THIS IS NO ~ _.THEEND -,-:)" 1989 d,-;\ ... 1/1 I FRID AY, MAy 12TH ~AulVeIlItft '·V Mn"" u....,. ,.. __ na"... ., NIttI__ ,. a_ AfT H'" .t'! U Tar "S19S "rOt.'DOY '!lr AY·GOOMBA PIZZA QUICKSTOP VID PIZZA SPECIAL $3.00 OFF PIZZA DELIVERED $4.00 OFF PIZZA PICKED-UP DELIVERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS F TO THE PARKSIDE CAMPUS. SPECIAL I'IUNS FROM MON. THRU THUR ONLY. Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 19899 • Dormantoffense ,awakens at Carroll Jeff Reddick tack scoring in every Innin AsSt. Sports Editor except the second and wa~ ~~~t innings. The game was supported by fresh g for four Innings With Catcher DOnnie Keller :ha~ Parkslde leading ~-2 but that I Tuesday the Ranger went . three for four 0 margm was Widened thanks La,' baseball team took to scored four runs. Other ~~ to S,arr?ll in the Rangers half men sroad for a meeting ting stars for Parkslde Were ~ e fifth. The first live bat- ~~;nst the Carroll College Armand Bonofogilo three f r rs all smgled and thanks to lSli---ers The doubleheader four, with three RBIs and °a several. throwing errors and Plone d' the Rangers break- homerun, and Jack Rlebsadel wild Pitches the Rangers feaU: of a hitting slump as two for four with a home opened up an 11·2 lead as iJ\!y scoredtwo lopsided vtc- and four RB'rs run eleven men stepped to the the th day a 13 6 win Th .... plate In the Inning. With the torleson e , -.. e winning Pitcher was game well In hand Jeff Fen. the fIrStgame and a SlX in- Jeff Lemmermann who rick Who pitched a fine game ~ 18·2victory In the night. raised hts record to 2-1 on the was pulled and replaced for c&InPtheopener, Parkside had year. ' Konczal who finished up the th last inning. Parkslde rounded tourteen hits including ree The second game featured out the scoring In the sixth doublesand two round trip. sloppy play by the home Pte- scoring a run each on Hall pe" The most exciting stat neers Who committed five and Stan Diedrich singles tor torthe coaching staff had to errors In the nightcap and the flna! 13-2 margin. The hitbe thStthe sometimes anemt- served up some very h1ttable ling star for the second game ac offenseonly stranded five pitching for the Rangers as Was Jeff Retkowski who went of elghleenbaserunner~. The they used four pitchers none three for four With four RBIs Rangers used a balanced at- of which made It more than and three runs scored. I"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi'1111111111111 Peterson qualifies in track Jeff Reddick Assi. Sports Editor • This past Satl,lrday the Parkslde track program quaUfledanother runner for the NAIA National meet In loIay. Senior Dan Peterson qua1WedIn the 3000m steeplechaae with a time of 9: 14.95 while finishing second at the IoIadlalonOpen Track and FIeld Meet. Mike Nelson fin· IsIIed Srd In the 5000m with a 111:21.9 as the only. other Parksldehighlight of the day. Review sessions offered in math Starting May 2 there will be several opportunities for students to get additional help before their math finals. Review for math finals will begin on Tuesday, May 2, 10 to 11:30 a.m, This session will focus on math 112, College Al· gebra. On Thursday, May 4, at 9 to 10:30 a.m., there will be a review given for students takIng the math 015, Elementary Algebra. final. Review for math 016, Intermediate Alge. bra, will take place on Thurs· day, May 4, at 11 a.m. to 12: SO p.m. The final review session will take place on Thursday. May 4, at 4:SO to 6 p.m. ThIs review will include most levels, -1~-112. There will be three to four professors at each review seaslon. professors Nlce,Plnnow. and Wldup will have review worksheets for students. All math final reviews will be held In the WLLC niso. No reservations are needed and there is no fee. JELLO WRESTLING 1:00 p.m. Wednesday, May 3, 1989 , on the UNION PAD (outside) Brought to you by the recreation committee of PAS Parks ide Activities Board PAS M ·W·F 8:30·4:30 T·m 10:00-7:00 GRAND OPENING PLASMA CENTER of KENOSHA MAY 1ST THRU MAY 5TH FREE GIFT WITH DONATION FREE COCA· COLA AND BALLOONS FREE DRAWING EACH DAY CLOCK RADIO, BOOM BOXES, WALKMANS GRAND PRIZE WILL BE DRAWN 0 FRIDAY MAY 5TH VCR-WITH REMOTE CONTROL DRAWING DAILY AT 3 p.m. PLASMA CENTER OF KENOSHA 6212-22NDAVE. 654-1366 EVERYONE WELCOMEr Check our checking! We'll get right to the point. ECU checking is low-cost and has high interest ... plus TYME, Touch-Tone Teller (Telephone Banking) and Pay Mate biUpaying. Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! Sen>lng VWP EmplolH!u and Students Tallent Hall, Room 286 Mon ·Fri 10-3 553·2150 Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas orsamstctes $1.50 open Mon·Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 10 ThuradaY. Apr. 27.1989 Ranger 2 Ali-AmerIca Successful season for wrestlers produces Special to _ RaDser The Ranger wrestllng team held Its annual wrestlJng awards banquet last Sunday. Awards were given and seaBOnhighlights were rehashed. The Ranger wresUers have had a very successful 1985-89 season as they finished with an 11-2 dual record and extended their win streak against WI8consIn opponents to 37 In a row. Two Ransers, Ted Price and Scott Stephen. son. earned All·American honora. Here ant 80me of the Indl· vidual highlights of the 1988· 89 wrestlJng seaaon: Steve Sbrda--FreehmaD. 1llO ..... Steve joined the team In J Muary after apendlng four years In the Navy. After a slow 0-3 starI, he won the UW.Eau Clalre invitational. Within a couple of days. a hand Injury ended his season at 4-3. Rob Fo" ..FreehmaD, 18'11be. Rob posted a 13-11 record with runner-up finishes In three tournaments. Unfortu· nately, he had to wrestle teammate Price In two of the three finals. One of Fox's vtctortes was over WSU Confer· ence Champion. ChrIs campion of UW -Oshkosh. Iloott wessley-·Fres\lJnan, 190tbe. Scott had a season record of 29-15. HIs 29 wtns was the flfth highest on the team and the third most ever by a Parkslde freshman. Scott won the uw-Stevens Point Open, and was the runner-up In the Wisconsin Colleglste Cham· plonshlps. He al80 qual1fted to wrestle In the NAJA Natlon· ats. but lost to the champion and fourth place finisher. Steve Robrer·-8eD\or. 1M lbe. steve was the only senior on the team, but injuries prevented him trom making much of a contribution. He finished with a 7-7 record. Kevln TremeUln«·- Sophomore. Heavyweight Kevin had a season record of 24-17,but injuries also prevented him trom having the Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks .- Le Cog Sportif , 150/0 OFFwith this ad I 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 1Q.5; Sun. 12-4 type of season he was capable of. He did win two matches at the NAlA NationalS. and was selected to the NAlA District 14 First Team. Scott Stepbenson ..Sophomore, 158 Ibs. Scott highlighted his season by placing seventh and earnIng AlI.American honors at the NAlA Nationals. He finIshed the season with a 12-8 record and was one of four Parkslde wrestlera to be selected to the NAlA District 14 First Team. TIm WbIt1ng..sopbomore, lIZ IbB. Tim was selected by his teammates as the Most 1m· proved Wrestler on the team. ms season record was 34-14, compared to a 10·11·1 mark as a freshman. Tim reached the finals of five tourna· rnents, earning champion·, ships In the UW·Whltewater Invite. the Parkslde Wlscon· sin Collegiate ChampionshipS, and the UW-Eau Claire rnvtte. One of ,Tim's regular season victories was over Alan Beany. the NCAA UNa· tional Runner·up from Ash· land College. Tim was also a quarterflnallst at the NAJA ,Nationals, but loss of the Champion and the third place finishes prevented him from earning All-American honors. He was selected to the NAlA District 14 Second Team. and Is a leading candidate for the NCAA U AU-Academic Wres· tllng Team, carrying a 3.58 GPA. John Karl ..Junior, 150IbB. John finished the season 'with a 29-15 record. Almost half of John's losses were by one point. including the championship bouts In the Whitewater Invite, the Whea· ton Invite, and the Eau Claire Invite. John was also one point short of earning All· American honors at the NAJA Nationals, as he dripped a 4·3 decision after wInnlng two bouts. John was selected to the NAIA District 14 Second Team. Mark Hemauer ..Junior. 1711bs. ' Mark posted a- season reo cord of 33-9, including championshiPS In the Stevens Point open the Whitewater invite, and the Wisconsin Collegiate Championships. Mark also reached the finals of the Mid· west Classic and the Wheaton College Invite. Mark was selected to the NAlA District 14 First ,Team, and qualified for the NCAA U National cnampionships, but late season ankle and knee injuries nampered him from earning All· American honors as he did as a sophomore. His ·122 takedowns during the season was second only to Price's 185, and his 311 career takedowns alsO places him second behind Price. Arthur Demerath ..Junior, 1261bB. Arthur posted a 38·11 season record, including championshipS In four tournaments (Stevens point. Whitewater. Wisconsin Collegiate, and Eau Claire). Arthur qualified for the NCAA U Nationals. but an 8·6 loss In his third match prevented him from earning All-American status. He was selected to the N4lA .District 14 Second Team, and was the team leader In pins with 22. He was presented with the Dan Hall Memorial Plnners Award; and posted the second most pins in a sin· gle season by any Parkslde wrestler. His career total of 47 places him only four off the school record of 51 held by Dan Hall. ' Ted Pl1ce·.Junior. 18'11bs. Ted's 1988-89 season was perhaps the finest ever by a -Parkside wrestler. He earned just about every honor possi. ble. His 48·6 season record ties the Parkslde record for the most' wins In a season. HIs NCAA U National Cham· plonship was the first for a arkside wrestler In ten FRONT ROW (l TO Rj:Arth 19118-89UW.PARKSIDE·WRESTlING TEAM ~:~~IE~W (l TO R): eoa'::~=~ ~':IS DUCheM~, Jeff Burdette, Steve Rohrer• ..- BACK Row (sta l nt Coach Todd Yde. and A8SlSlaslantnteoeoechTony Azarlan, Tim y'!hl\lnll, JoIUl W TO R): TecI Price Mark ach Bob Grune. essley. • Hemaue., Scolt Stephenson, Rob Fox, Kevin T Hitting outage leaves R . TheRaIIger baseball team d!O~d four straight games IJSl Friday and Saturday, loos!JIgtwo to Concordia and twO to NE·D1inoIS. AglllnStthe Falcons of Concordla, the Rangers fell be, hindearly in game one and never recovered. Ranger starterJeff Konczal was the ~ctllllof four Parkslde defenslveerrors which helped the Falconsto a 5·2 advantage In thefourth. AfterConcordia .stretched Its lead to 7-2, the Rangers Jlll\dethings interesting with thr" runs in the sixth. With thescore7·5 in the seventh, the RaIIgers again rallied. KenNeese and Jeff Relkow- . ski each singled to open the InJl1ng. Parkslde then gambledandlost as an attempted doublesteal saw Neese get. ting tossedout at third to set backthe rally. Still, Ron Wilke singled to put runners at t1ie corners with one alit. Stan Diedrich followedwith an Infield single thIt turned out to be more of e same in game one on Sat- ~~da~ against Northeaslern ino s. Steve Leonhard started on the hill for the Rangers, and he allowed only o~e unearned run in six in. rungs of work. The Rangers hitters, however, could manage only one run through the first six innings as wasted opportunities resulted In six stranded . ners. run In the seventh with the score locked up at one, Leon. hard was chased out of the game by three Northeastern singles which put them up 2-1. After a walk loaded the bases, Darrln Pluskota relieved Leonhard. He was greeted by a two-run single which put Northeaslern ahead 4,-1. That would be plenty as the Rangers went quletly In their half of the seventh as their losing skid hit thr-ee. The skid hit four as Parkside dropped game two against Northeastern 6-4. Afler failing behind 3-<1 In the first, Armand BonoflglJo pulled the Rangers close with a two-run homerun. Brian Gautlrler followed ~nofigllo with a drlve off the wall In left, but he was stranded . there as the next two Rangers Rangers went f' were retired. on our-game skid thiS past weekend. Parkslde tallied twice In rill""""",,""""""""'''''''''''· Netters rebound from loss with drubbing of Green Bay by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkslde tennis team ~~changed beatings last lbeek,as they were routed by turn~ge netters 2-7, then G around to pound UW· reenBay 8-1, matches from the Redmen. Schullet was again Involved In the victory as he and Dave Harris combined for a 6·1, 6-2 victory- Joe Barrette and Brian Chlke lost a tough three-setter in their doubles match. as Dave Anttila and Craig Neibler edged them 4-6, 7-5,7.5. player lost a set. Chlke and Callahan highllghted the route with 6-<1, 6-0, victories over Brian Coofway and MIke Parko respectively. The only Ranger loss of the meet came at number one doubles, as Callahan and Jeff Stanlch were surprised by Bob Downey and Dan Jensen 6-7 (5-7), 3-6. The Rangers didn't lose another set the rest of the way though, as Parkside took the meet 8-1. ,,~g.:'inst Carthag~, the '-osers could manage only .The Rangers did manage to :t Win In the six singles take 3 of the 4 unofficial age:,es. Scott Schullet man- matches of the afternoon as bs that victory by handlly Kirk Noha and Andy Hay Be~lingRon Snapp 6-1, 6-1. took straight set singles Ran des Schullet, no other matches, then combined for a Kirk Noha again captured exceg~rwon a set In singles 6-2, 6-2, doubles win. an unofftclal match. with a 6- tookPhiforAndy Callahan who 4, 6-2 victory to sweeten the befo ; match to three sets Ranger triumph. saturday, re atJing 3-6, 6-4, 1-6. Four days later, the Ran.ger the netters will be In action at turned things around agamst '!'h . UW G een home against ean-oll College rnuc~ bRantgers didn't fare the Phoenix of - r In a meet starting at 10.00 lbe e .ler In doubles, as Bay. Parkslde swept the siny tOOkonly one of three gles portion of the meet as no a.m. "'.""",,'i"""""""""""""""" Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 11 reeling LA & C Workshops the second to take the lead at 4-3, but the Ranger bats couldn't produce a key base hit the rest of the way. Nine Parkslde nmners were stranded In the final five Innlngs as they saw their 4-3 lead tum Into a 6-4 deflclt with two Northeastern runs In the fifth and one In the seventh. MATH HELP Review for Floels eoDeQe AlqebrI /Math 1121 Tuesday, May 2 10:00am-11 :30am The loss dropped the Rangers to 7-14, as they lost their fourth stralght game In two days. AWm_ln WLLC D.5O When you party, remember to ... PARTY It's • 8IIY • COIIItInlI frOm 1 to 10. Guests: I. MOI\ lOOr timil-'LIl wuhm u. 2, MOI\ what )1J.iredrinking. 3. Designate a non-drinkiOR drn ,. 'I. Don't let a fri<.-nd driI~drunk. 5. Call a cab if )Illlre notsober-or 001sure Ho!its: 6. Sent plenl) of food, 7. Be responsible for friend:,' saki) 8. Stop sening akohlJl:b the par!) 11100, 00.\11 9. Help a problem drinker bl o!Tenng lour SUpPO!\ 10. Set a good example. If-'' **.. .. If- * * * ..... BEER DRINKERS Of AMERICA PARTY·SMART ~~Jarters 1;0 PauIarioo Alt, StJrte 190. Cosla ~Iesa t~91616 !-800..+lJ·133 __ Ii-..., \lllIt1Il'ii """""" i_I" apw>iXlil ool\ .. P"""" "'" ...."" 01 :1 Six run ignites sixth Ranger win over Redmen by Jeff Lemmennann Sports Editor The Ranger men's baseball team ended a four game skid with a 13-6win over Carthage College in a nine inning contest at Simmons Field last Sunday. Carthage, who was playing host to the Rangers, opened the scoring with three runs in the opening frame off of siarter Jeff Fenrlck. The big blow against Fenrick came on a two-out. two run ...double by Dave DeBoer to stake the Redmen to the early 3-0lead. That ended the day for Fenrick who gave way to Dennis Oakley in 1nnIng number two. Both teams then remained scoreless until the third when the Rangers erased their goose egg with a run in the fourth on a Ron Wilke RBI single. . Carthage answered back in their half of the 1nnIng with a single tally as J oe Prefonia1ne singled home DeBoer who opened the 1nnIng with a single. Oakley then induced . carthage lead-off man Tim Nazos to hit into an Inningending double play to stifle the Redman rally. Itwas wake up time for the Ranger bats in the fifth and sixth as twenty Rangers batted in the two frames, producing 10 runs. Brian Gauthier's infield single loaded the bases in the fifth and set the table for Ken Neese's two-run double to cut the Ranger deficit to 4-3. One batter later, Jeff Relkowskl put Parkslde on top with a single, knocking home Neese and Gauthier. Carthage added two runs to reiake the lead in the bottom of the fifth, but a six-run sixth blew the game open for the Rangers as they took advantage of five walks in the inning. Neese again delivered the big blow with bases load. ed single to score Jack Klebesadel and Tony Bonofiglio. That eruption turned out to be plenty for Oakley who held the Redmen scoreless the rest of the way to record his first win of the year. The Ranger defense was superb behind Oakley, as they spun three. key double-plays to end Oar- .thage threats. Seven Rangers had two or more hits in the contest. as Parkside banged out 17 hits in the 13-6 victory. Klebesadel led the way, going 3 for 5 with three runs scored and Bob Hall went 2 for 3 with an RBI and a run scored. Saturday, the Rangers wl1l play an Important doubleheader against. UW·Milwau~ kee here at noon. In their last meeting, the Panthers swept the Rangers in a twlnblll in Milwaukee. Parkside's record now slands at 8-14. Ranger bats finally swing into action against Carroll College Lady Ranger center named to NSIS All-Academic Team Suaan Maass, a junior at Parkslde, has been named a 1989 Academic All-American by the National Association of Intercollegiate Athietics. Maass, a center for the women's basketball team at Pa~kslde, holds a 3.91 grade point average. She Is double majoring in political science and business with a concen, tratlon in finance. DUring the 1988-89season, Maass aver. aged 12:1 points and 6.3 rebounds per game. Her season siatistics included 279 points, 146 rebounds, 17 assists and 2~ steals. In 1988,Maass was the recipient of the Parkslde Alumni Scholar Athlete Award. . Maass Is a 1986 graduate of Slinger High Schooi where she lettered in basketball and track, Sue Maass Academic AII.American PARKSIDE GOLF RESULll 4/23/89··Rainbow Springs TEAM RESULTS: 1)UW-Whitewater 4 2)UW-Oshkosh q 3)UW-Stout ~ 6)UW-Parkside 448 INDIVIDUAL SCORES: Dave Wente 84, Steve Gerber 84, Todd SCh~ 89, Scott Brandt 92, G Leach 94. 4/24/89··Cherokee C.C. TEAM RESULTS: 1) UW·Stevens Point 2) UW-Stout 3) UW-Parkside 4) UW-Oshkosh INDIVIDUAL SCORES: Schaap 76, Gerber Wente 82, Brandt 86, Leach 90. - Cagers sign 4 more recruits Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor On Friday, Aprll 21, Interim Basketball Coaell Schiesser announced the signing of four new recruitt the 1989·90 season. They are Bob Swanson of Central, Doug Burns of Walcott, Inc., Paul Roberts Randolph, and Jim Prey of Wausau. Swanson a 6-8, 225 pounder averaged 15 points and rebounds for Central. In addition he was an All Ke News selection. Burns played last season fdr Trt High School, he Is a 6-4 guard who averaged 28.1pts. 9.6 boards. He was also an excellent three-potnt and had three games last year in which he knocked seven Ireys. Roberts is a 6-0 point guard who aver points and seven assists per game last year. Jim Wausau Newman Is a 6-4 guard who knocked in 24 per game and ten rebounds. This brings to eight the 1I1lIlI' ber of recruits signed thus far for next fall. THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Baseball: . April 29 HOME vs. Milwlaukee· Noon at MSOE (Milw. Lincoln) HOME vs. Marquette - 1 p.m. .• Women's Softball: Apr. 28 & 29Parkside Tournament (Shane Rawley Compl at Whitewater· 4 p.m, May 2 May 3 May 2 Men's Tennis: Apr. 29 HOME vs. Carroll Col~ .3p.m. Men & Women's Track' Apr: 28 & 29 Drake Relays West Des Moines, IA ( Elmhurst College Rela (WOMEN) Apr. 29 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 29, April 27, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. D'Acquisto elected new SWEA state president Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chief Dude,party at Parkside - bring the Miller EdItor's Note: This article llJIpe&red In the April 6, 1989, lis•• of the Badger Herald, one 01 UW·Madison's two stu. dent newspapers. by John Zipperer Ba~ger Herald As if the world needed a demonstrationof Why some POOpledon't go to UW-Madi- son, students at Parkside haveopened therr mouths and Screamedtheir ignorance for ~ lherest of us to witness. Thts past week the Park. ~ide Student Government Issued a press release prais- Ing Mlller BreWing' compa- ?Y',~ recent "Spring Break 89 ad Campaign. Surely you remember that ad. It .fea- luredhalf-naked women, jun. lor·high school attempts at sexualhumor (how to tell if a man Is well.endowed, etc.J, and tips on how to ..scam babes." It created sueh a ~ror on the Madison campus wt t Mmer killed the nation- de campaign and publicly ~POloglzed. The Wisconsin tudent Association waged a ~InI'boYcott of Miller, 'and n realened to boycott the I ewsPaper that ran the of· endingad. • altPologies and excuses flew overthe place and every- :e reaffirmed their commit. in ~t to Work against sexism 10 e future. WSA went back l1UzZllngMiller Lite. '!'hen the student govern. ment of Parkside climbed back- from over the edge of the earth where it had disap- peared many years ago. And what deep, sensitive state- ment dldUW-P make as its coming-out speech? ., [We] would like to com- mend Miller Brewing compa- . ny on their Spring Break '89 ad campaign. We found it humorous and interesting." According to Jay Lewan- dowskl, president of UW-P's student government, the press release was issued by him and approved by the rest of his student g~vernment. With that many mmds work- ing on it, it is astonishing hoW little intelligence was trans- ferred to paper. • After stating that 'w.e, be- l' eve that United CouncIl s ... ;nd the UW-Madison Student . tlon's condemnatlOn ASSOCla f the advertisement was way o I'" the statement be- out of me, . t h'l ious· downngh I ar . ~.~es believe that everytone has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~ er they aranteed time. This right Is gu dment b the.( sic J fIrst amen .. r the U.S. Constitution. . o L wandowskl If he I asked e· t that clafm. was serious abou I told him He said he was. t did tl:1at the First Amend~e~t all not protect all sP::~t did. I ti~es. He.tsa~fctX,t. He's as. saId no I, at UW-Madl- parkside., I ~ a coincidence. son. Tha f t ~"sday night, the As 0 had not U}V-P ~ crusaders new SWEA state president tremendous success and brought Parkside state.level recognition. As state president, D'Ac. quisto is looking to buuc upon the existing foundation of SWEA member universities and colleges across the state. The more members there are, the more people that wUJ benefit. "I think this is such an excellent group (for education majors). It Is so beneficial for individuals going into this profession," said D'Acqulsto. heard from Miller, or anyone else for that matter. I was the first person to call them about it. Given the general lack of Interest in UW-P and what Its student representatives have to say, one must ask why they even bothered to ls~ue the press release in the first place. Lewandowski said hiS campus' paper has not cov· ered it. It was not even an issue on their campus. In fact the issue did not in any way' affect Parkside until they opened their mouths and reminded all of us why they should keep them shut. What a brave mIssion UW· P has chosen for itself. Some schools dedicate themselves to eradicating racism and . m of pushing Intellectu- seXIS , finin the al curiosity and re ~ugh students who pass them. UW_Pllrkslde has dedi· See Brew, page 3 magazines and group. a support pollUcs, playing wtth them. ...Iocklng horns with the big. shots." Of Parkslde, 0' Acqulsto has a great deal of pral e. She believes that Parksld of' fers education students more than many of the larger tnsu- tutions while not recetvtng the recognition It deserves. In addition, she will serve as a voting member on the Wisconsin Education Assccta, tlon's board of directors. The Wisconsin Education Assc. is the parent organization of SWEA and Is affiliated with the National Education As. sociation (which is the largest lobbying organization In the country). D'Acquisto is looking for- ward to both graduating from Parkslde this May and taking on the responsiblllties and challenges of state president. "It'll be rantasttc . and an in. credible experience." corn- mented D'Acquisto, "I like - "...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., .. ,.'.I.. Lewandowski's memo is source of controversy "What I'm really thrilled about is that Parkslde is being put on the map ...people are golng to see that we're not ju t a pup unlverslty In the comer or the state At thla school. we're not a num T~ we're a person:' sa1d O'Ac~ qutsto. "Parksld 19 turning out quality stud nta." We believe that t;nlted Coun. ell's condemnation of this ad vert1se.ment 11 an lnfrtnge. ment of your rlgh to rre dom or the pre ... We do how. ever agree lhat 80m or the material may have be n on- strued sa sexist and orren. stve, but, t.hia does not give them or anycne the right to Infringe on your rreedom Of thepre . At this Ume I would Uk to condemn the acUona taken by the nlted CouncU and th UW·.ladlson tUd nt Associ • Uon as a blatant vlolatlon of the first amendm nt of th II.S. ConsUtuUon ce, United Council Stud nt Govemm nt PreaI. dents ChanceUor bella Kaptan UW·MadJaon tud nt soc1ation Badger H rald '.'ladison CardJnal parkslde'a not-too- long-ago defunctand recently revital- ;zed Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA)has given rise to SWEA's newly elected state president, Dawn D'Acqulsto. She willassume her new r-e- SJIllIISibllltieson June I, 1989. In Springof 1988 O'Acquisto broughta new attitude to SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed on thelocal level of SWEA as presidentthroughout the 1988- 89 academic year. She organ- ized and coordinated a state- According to D'Acquisto, Wideworkshop that has SWEA provides excellent hosted . by Parkside. The. pre-professional experience educationworkshop was a Dawn D'Acquisto via workshops, pamphlets, r',.,."'"""" , , ,. ..... Inside ••• P... 2••• ...... Is ,.. '.... on I' to .tull.n" Pag.4.•• A book ........ p... S•••· ... 0....... *. hOllf? 1'8.. 7_ ......... IpMSZ Sparte To: Miller Brewing Company Advertising Department From: Jay Lewandowski. President, Parkslde Student Government Association Inc. Re: Spring Break Advertise. ment As President of the Student Government or Parkslde I would like to commend _ {iller Brewing Company on theLr . Spring Break '89 ad cam- paign. We found It humorous and Interesting. I would also Uke to stale that we believe that United CouncU Of Unl· versity Of Wisconsin Student Governments' and the UW· Madison Student Asaocla- tlon's condemnation of the ad· vertisement was way out of Une. We believe that every- one has the right to print whatever they want at any given time. This right Is guar. anteed by this first amend- ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon. 2 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger l ourvmw I L..;...------ Where is the University's responsibility to students? Who's looking out for me? I'd like to share a real life story with you. This story began over two months ago and has yet to reach an end. Be forewarned: It Is not a happy story; It Is taking place right here, at Parkslde; It should make.you mad. A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked by her supposed boyfriend. an athlete attending Parkslde on scholarship. This incident took place In February of this year. They had apparently been seeing each other for sev- eral weeks. Though It would be Inappropriate and frui- tless to disclose the "cause" of the assault, the effects are plain for all to see. The aftermath of the assault was a broken nose, numer- ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats to be fulfilled. Campus pollee. the Kenosha Sheriffs Depart. ment, the Kenosha Distrtct Attorney's office and the Of- flee of Student Life were notified. Crtmlnal charges are being pressed. A traumatic and emotional experience has fallen vtctlm to due process under the bureaucratic way. Two months after the incident the outcome of the case Is still pending. All the while her assailant has remained at Parkside, par- ttclpating In athletics, going to classes. living In the apart- ment upstairs from her. What kind of educational environment has been created in which a man can attack a woman and she must live under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro- ceed? Who's protecting who? Where Is the University's sense of responsibility to Its students? by Jun Hearrun Nobody asked me, bot ... Responsibilities, priorities - which is more important? by Jon Hearron I was once asked which Is more Important: responsibil- Ities or priorities. Sounds like a mind twister, eh? Well, my response was this: neither. In order to be content with yourself, the two must be equals. If you are responsible for certain tssks either at home or work, shouldn't these tasks also be your prtorltles? Similarly, lf a boyfriend/girl- friend becomes a priority In you life, shouldn't you also assume greater responsibility (and be accountable) for ac- tions that affect that person? In addition to there being no difference in the impor- tance of these two elements, It should also be pointed out that many, if not most, reo sponslbllIties as weil as prt- orltles are chosen by the Indi- vtdual him or herself. Only In rare instances does anyone other than yourself select your responsibilities and pri- orities. If this is true, then why do so many not fulfill reo sponslbllIties they have chosen to take on and observe the accompanying priorities they've set for themselves? A large part of the unlver- slty experience Is taking reo sponslblllty for yourself., learning to pull your own weight. Be that as It may, there seems to be a whole lot of people that haven't figured that out. Everyone likes to make decision/commitments; how many are willing to bear the responsibility that comes with such decisions/ commlt- ments? ... UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age ~y of the arguments were old news, but two new points have surfaced at the center of this perennial con- troversy; the decline In drunk driving accidents, and the potential loss of federal high. way funds. "The drinking age issue has gone beyond the rights arguments and become a matter of money, pure and simple," said Smith; "If that's the case, then' let's go The other side of this issue, find some money." the decrease in underage The money he Is talking drunk driving by 50%, also about Is $13.7 million In fed- . came under heavy fire. About 600 people flocked to the state capitol Tuesday, April 11, to debate wiscon- sin's 21 year old drinking age, according to Jim Smith, president of United Council. llWe had a good balance of about 300 students, 200 Tav· ern -' league members, and about 100 MADD mothers and supports of 21. It was a great turnout for this all Important first hearing. The tremendous student turnout was testi- mony to the strong, organized opposition we have to 21." eral highway aid that would be withheld If Wlsconslnre- turned Its drinking age to 19. "How long Is the Wisconsin Legislature going to give in to these federal blackmail taco tics?" .remarked Eric Bor- gerding, United Council legis- lative affairs director. IIThis $13.7 million, which Is equtva- lent to 22 miles of highway, Is the only reason we' have a 21 year old drinking age, the only reason." "We didn't pass 21 to save lives, we passed it to save money. If these funds could be made up in some way, our drinking age would change very quickly. We would easily have the votes." Smith agreed, "It's pretty sad when the federal government can trample all over the Tenth Amendment and states' rights over 22 miles of hlgh- 'way. What whim of Washing- ton will be next?" "What the Department Transportation conve falls to tell you Is that driving preventive edu spending has Increased since we raised the age. A majority of this being targeted at the high-school audience," Borgerding. "And let'~ forget," Smith con "Wisconsiil has some 0( most stringent drunk drI laws in the nation. If ~ age drinking Is just as pant as before the change, how can we~ credit the 21 year old Ing age with the dec drunk driving? It's now j case of underage drink driving drunk. They •sponslbly breaking the Though action In the and Fees Committee expected for a few United. Council will bs centratlng on plans to the lost highway hopes that the bills taken up on the floor In the Fall Ie session. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...........•....•.•..•.•... Editor-ifl<Chief Kellie Paceagnella , News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jsff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gasl. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubnar , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins -:-:Business Manager Brad Behling ........•..••• AdvertIsIng Representative John Marter Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF ' David Boyd, Dave Oebish, Christine Dejno Abu Hassein. Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause Ma"rio L~~iux, Jeff lewis, Dawn Mailand. Chuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Valliil. . RangeriswrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parf<slde.whoaresolelyresponsiblefor itS . cy and content. It IS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic year except over bf88kS days. . LetterstotheeditorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 wordS or h lettlde~ must be siuned, With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes Names" e uponrequest. ... f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- amatory. . . T~~~~~:'forailletters.andclassifiedads,IsMondayat 10 a.m, forpublication Ailcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parl<side Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial)or414/553-2295 (Advertis- mg). sadgers pounce on UW-P's student gov't srew,trompage1 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF t,ditselftobeerandbabes. VAN G<;>-GOON THE BEACH ca ()lOi party at their place. U th,y are to be taken af fhOIr word-that they are q:OO AM ...IOPE.N M':I 6'::lE!; IlIiY defending freedom of . Q·.2SI'lM- 1~\T UP. . speech-then they are just "\:.ti.~M- l.fJlLL 61\(,11, A~LE.EP. pJaJnwrong. No one sought to q.'t':>.AM-ICRAWt..OUn-A B"O een sor either Miller or the "'. ... newspaperthat ran the ad on Q:5SAM- \ ~TI\ND UP Ibiscampus, However, both 10;00 AM- t.HOW ... COLO Pli"ZA .erecondemned for their ac- HALFA I!>VIl,RITO I\NO JA Ll'IPeJ;;;O 1iOJlB, and no one-not even .. POfATO Cli IPl:l.! the beSt NRA or ACLU law. 1,0:.30. A~·. ~ffiO FO~ THf.6f.F!1CH .. "IS-could find a clause In . ~.;)S.AM TQPOO~M-MI"I.l.£R.LI"'& lbeFIrst Amendment ban- '. ri'lRT8. 5~AM '6Ae.E.£>: .... ...... ~r.co:~t from Park. .' .~~g' ~M~H~!'lD.TO 11-\6M I i.\.f.R.' dd"S Campus . Crusaders? , '. '. c:.E-f :,DUM\>OFF·eMPTlES; -: ,.'- He re's an Item for them: the .... c.'c.' A· M C u::A41CJJ:lTH6S, ',. .' . I rt .;.' "' •. BAe.~·.:", ,.,.. \-":"':;';"";"-,.-,d :=~e p~:~;:em~:f;:'g s a~ ".';-I:Q~·pillJ'JQ1:.00PM-':' ~ton's Lawrence Univer.·.' . MILJ.,E.A.~UINe·'· .: dty, Them inutes of the meet.,'· " O.R~Fr, PART.I:l/ .' ....... "SC'AM 8AD."'S " inlincludeoplans for a party : •..':; .......•.. '....... ::: . .: .' . /'..; _ ,....~--:. • -( .' dubbed"Rape a Dee Gee," to.:;':. :1.0~PM~.Ct:l0~.... ::.> ';;'"-:'.. '.-'; .:..';- be held with the Lawrence ... " .·....•. COl.l)Plll;P\, 1-\1\(;1'- A ~UIl.RITO AIIIO ~:,.:: ''1 d1apterof the Della Gamma' : ,',.. ' ,)At~O'POl'A'fO CHIPS .~,., .. ,<:: IOrarily.The Sentinel quoted " ··;"l:IO,PMTO,·Wc\J#!.I~",C:~lAr5E· .. -. , lb' minutes; "Discussion of ...... ':T/1E.BI:\I\S·'LPT5·.0F.M'1.1.~,'· .,.,\ "'" 00 bash at 9: 00 Friday was o.~ .""-"" discussed,Again the unoffl· • clal name is 'Rape a DG, t however,not to be the sexlst,- w, must officially call It IOmethinglike 'put it on a 00," since they probably don'tknow what the hell that reallymeans anyway." Now I to those of us who are outsideof the UW·P intellec- This Is an example 01 the Miller advertisements being referred to. lual circles, the Rape Party. is extremely offensive. The frIltemity should be con. demned,and Lawrence offl. claIs should look into bump· ing It off campus. If, at the most cynical, the Lawrence frat boys can't even fake BeRsitivltyon sexism issues they are beyond hope. . '.' Jay Lewandowski and his Campus Crusaders would probably disagree' with me. I suspect they would issue a statement like this: "We found the fraternity's 'Rape a Dee 'Gee" party idea a funny and exciting proposal. No one should step on their Constltu· tlonally protected right to be· have like inhuman beasts, and we condemn anyone who criticizes these boys. We hope they invite us, too." For the first time in a long while, I am actually proUd of the UW~Madison for the tur- moil it's going through. With all of our infighting and nJt· picking in our public debates over racism and sexism. we never issue a congratulatory letter to Larry Flynt and P.W. Botha. SOCsponsors AIDS/STD info center b . f STD . - addition to drop·box whJch will allow stu· y Kellle Paccagnella ~~~~:. ~bout ~~. The pam. dents and faculty to write News Editor phlets were obtained through down questions they may the National AIDS clearing have about particular dis- house, the Racine Health De- eases. Israel-Casey said the artment, and Parkside's stu· questions will then either be ~ent Health Center. Israel· answered by a doctor or Casey said all three sources licensed nurse. In to blain helpful In Anyone wish g 0 havel~ege~eV~~mittee with literature on AIDS of STDs is prav . ti welcome to the material. Is- up-to-: te ~~%~o~ ~~.the in- rael-Casey said the pamphets Ano er land will be a will be updated periodically. formation s Students and faculty will now have literature on Ac. qUlred Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Sex. ually Transmitted Diseases ISThiTDs)readily accessible. . s Is a project organized and COOrdinatedby the AIDS • ISTD Information Commit. teeUDderthe Student Organi- zationCouncil's (SOC) direc- ~on,According to Mara Beth olrael.Casey, vice president IJw SOC, the recently placed In ormation stand Is located 1 ~e L·llevel of the library; ~s inside the entrance. Is. ~-easey feels there is a .. ng need for a service to hich proVides information ,~cernlngAIDS and STDs. ~IhWtth the new problems lh AIDS, and because of IVe age·old problem of STDs, e have to learn how to pre- =~nlthem. We already know t out them, now we have to h'Y and educate people on 'Wowto prevent them, and hat the symptoms are'" Is- rael·Casey stated. la~e Information stand con- s Pamphlets on various -QWIISKIUS EVAWATION SYSTIM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruaion, flexible •schedules. ee" 'enllAt Merrick.... in_ e.nter I. Typing 2. 0010 EnlTy 3. Mull;rnote •. WordSlor 5. WordP.rfit<1 6. Oi,ployfWri1e 3 1.0-801. lit Plul 8. Lolut 1·2·3 TUTORIAL SOfTWARE PACKAGES ~~MERRlCK g BUSINESS CENTER ~ A DNISJOIl 01 Metrcl Consu/lat1IS. ttc. for further Information 14'4) 65.... 54 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 3 UW-SP paper ordered to apologize by gov't CompUedby Kelly Paccagnella New8 Editor marks, profanity and sexual. Iy suggestive cartoona. Action was lOught by SGA on the evening before the Unl- verslty of Wisconsin System Board of Regenta approved an administrative rule that allows campuses to punIah people or organizaUons for comments or acUons that were belleved to be offensIve to mlnor1t1es, women or eth- nJc groups. Gabrielle Wyant· Perillo, editor of the lJIudenl·funded newspaper, had encouraged students to submit article on "any topic, In any words, wlth the guarantee that they would not be censored." The actions of SOA com. menced alter Republlcan caucus C'haJrman Robert T. Welch wrote a letter to acting Stevens Point Chancellor Keith Sanders. Welch con. demned the Issue and urged a complete Investigation of the incident. The UnJverslty of Wisconsin ·Stevens Point student news. paper has been ordered to apologize for comments and cartoons it Included In an un- censored edition or risk losing student government eever- tlsements. reported the Osh- kosh Northwestern. With a 2(}.5 vote by the Stu. dent Government Assocta- tion's senate. The Pointer was ordered to print an apolo- gy In lis_next Issue. If The Pointer were to refuse to print the apology they would lose all advertisements paid for by the student govem. ment. The disciplinary acllon was in response to a M.a.rch 9 un· censored Issue of '!be Pointer, which allegedly con. laIned racist and sexist reo Style Cut Special. Includes: Shampoo, conditioning cut and style fmish. Bringthat salonfeeling home ''lth you. Ask yourstylistabout The &eries professionall;neofbair (Me procluca. And out for yourself wlJy people keep coming back to COITCUII"~ KENOSHA • SUnnysocle ~ng Cent .. 8038-22nd Ave 652-6440 • Factory OuUet Genter n1,.,2Oth Avenue •• 75-t200 • K-Mart Plaza .-124-92nd StretM. 651..e2OO RACINE '_PIaza 2710 5 G,.., Bay Ad ~SI 371S Doogau A... f3t..S353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21. Street. 7.... 5350 4 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Week at the Park Thursday. April 20 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at, 7:30 p.m. In the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday. April 21 PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum n begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564for tickets. Saturday, April 22 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" will be repeated at 8 p.m, In the Communication Arts Theatre. . Sunday, April 23 MOVIE: "Babette'« Feast" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 24 ROUND TABLE: "The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program: History and Goals" by ,Charles W. Bray at 12:15 p.m, In the Union 106. The event Is free and open to the public. Tuesday. April 25 WORKSHOP: "Ooncepts of the Token Ring Network" at 1 p.m. In WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235for reservations. . OONOERT at 8 p.m. at the Atonement Lutheran Church In Racine featuring the Parkslde Chorale and Chamber Singers. Admission will be charged at the door. Wednesday, April 26 OONOERT at 1 p.rn. In CA D118 featuring the Parkslde Brass and Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. GAME SHOW: "The Boob Tube" begins at 9 p.m. In the Union Square. The event is free and open to the public and sponsored by PAB. This week's pick hit! On top of the charts with IBM PS/2 Model 30 286 Your Special Price- .PSGAplans to launchboo'k swap . Under the direction of Tom divisions. As present Rosier and Rebacca Wells the have It, th}'re will be a~ book swap Idea Is taking a day swap every August ..._ new course. Previous' at- Ing registrations In addl~ tempts to coordinate a book to every January. - exchange program met with The initial operational ..... failure as the result of va- expected to be Incurred"" rlous Internal organizational student government iii snafus. This time around, ac- under $100. ..,. cording to Rosier, "It's going to work. There are very few projects going on In student government right now, and this is a major one." Different from previOUS at- tempts to operate a book swap, the present plan Is to offer students a posting board where announcements of books for' sale can be placed. Students will be offered an or- ganized listing of books for sale by other students as well as an avenue of selling their used books for a better return than the Follett Bookstore of- fers. According to Rosier, there are plans to have a semi-an- nual two-day book exchange extravaganza on the con- course. Areas along the con- course would be designated by major to accommodate the exchange of books be- tween students within various. """""""""""",1,,""""'._- Madison fights merchants over mascot..-... by Jon Hearron Edltor·In·Chief Though this semester Is winding to a close, Parkslde's student government is looking to - implement a campus-wide book exchange program by the end of April. . , Tom Rosier Complied By Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Retailers who have been ar- guing with the University of Wisconsin's commercial re- strictions of its cartoon mas- cot, Bucky Badger, have decided a federal court should resolve the issue, re- ported the Milwaukee Senti- nel. Douglas- J ohnson, vice president of the Wisconsin Merchants Federation (WMF). said the group would file suit In Federal Court. WMF is accusing the uni- versity of illegally charging companies for the use of Bucky _Badge.!:...and other unl- verslty symbols, which ap- peared on items ranging from T·shlrts to toilet seats. . According to Stuart Gullick- son, a UW law school profes- sor who is representing the Board of Regents, both sides are viewing the lawsuit as a friendly action. WFM isn't asking that the UW return the money it has collected nor. do they want a court Injunction to halt the transactions. "We simply want a judge to make a decision and tell us what 'parts of the program, if any, are legal and what parts are outside the scope of trademark laws," Johnson stated. According to a statement Earn more at'ECUI We'll get right to the point ... the percentaqe point ... and we give you' more points - higher rates - when you sav~ at ECU. Regular savings, IRA's Christmas, CD's, etc. ' Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! (~Ts) ~~l)W~\# §: :~'\'t servinin:~:u::~~oyees +'fhlSOft8fisl"",lIldlO~ied51l>de!llS.1l1CU11Vand51aHwhoOldiranlBMPSi2Uode1Q53().E21 8550'()31 8S70..f61 Talle t H II OtOOloreJu",,30. 1989. PrQSqUOI~dOnol'nQudesal8S .... 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WLLC·D150A 553·2235 from the federation ~ rtous university. names and graphics never registered by the of Regents with the federal governments. The five-year . allows Intercollegiate U merchandise of the proved by the unlversl collect one-third of the $100,000 annually, pl smaller subsequent sha.r't thur Hove, a chancellor' who Is In charge of the Ing program. claimS made $65.539 last yeatl gross receipts of $86.1l66. Johnson stated the stty expected to collect $200.000 a year from rangement. __ AlMIIlGII Rebecca Wells COLLEGE GRADUATES. THE AIR fORCE IS READY fOR YOU ... ... if you're ready for the Air Force. If you have your college degree, ,you may qualify for a rewording and challenging cereeroso n Air Force officer. For more infor- malion,call 1_800-423-USil F TOLL FREE ';i.almos t diploma time.. 0 .' Fear. of graduating by stu Rubner sohereyou are. You spend ywhere from four to maybe an (or even more) years siX klI1g toward your college .. r e and -in the final degretbS, you begin vto dread :' IJIOUghtof graduating, ~ "" jrOJlic. This certainly aue of everyone, but ling Is enough of a to enough people to II a reasonable topic for lor's Corner. 1(eIl1 students who expert- IIiIIJl \!ps fear don't recognize IIlINUch. It manifests itself _ commonly as a delay in jjirUng the job search pro- .... , They take additional _es to stay in school long. er, bangonto a part-time job (whichprobably isn't even closelyrelated to the major), get married or live with semeone and let the other personwork to earn money, kill time by staying at home, orsome combination of these. "I'll look for a job after I graduatewhen I have more . time" is an often voiced claim. So Is, "There's nothihg I can do with my major so I lhJhk I'll go next semester andtake some more classes." Or, "It's too late to start my job search now so I might as well wait." For what? ButWhy do so many have tbls fear of graduating? I talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear who heads up our Career Planning & Placement office. • For one thing there is a lot of risk· taking involved in lookingfor 'fa real job" that make. U8e Of the knowledge olld .kills ·acquired by going to college. After all, while you could mul up in the running lor a particular job· and even' tually land it, you also· stand a chance of being turned down and that hurts, especial· ly alter the time and money YOU've invested in your education. For some· people il'. iust easier not to apply for jobs at all than to apply alld be rejected. • .• Then again it may be dif· llCUUto pUll away from the college environment because 01what it offers: a structure alld Ihe routine that goes with U; friends; relationships; a Place to hang out· a scene tkat's less stressful, more com/orting, and freer than home. Human nature tends I~rd staying with the fa' nuliar and for some, ventur~ "g out into·what is perceived as the unknown is forboding. • And then there are gradu- ates WhO, despite having met Ihe reqUirements for the tnajor (or majors) still isn't .ure what they want to do Wilh themselves. A number of stUdents plug away fn some academic area while in col- lege Without giving it much Ihought and before they klWW It theY're about to graduate ,in an area theyJ re not commit- ~ed to., This situation doesn't Inspire a meaningful job search.; it 7 s tough to come across as sincere in a job in· terview when your heart just isn't in it. • And finally, despite their efforts, many graduating sea- iors are still looking for em- ployment as graduation ap· proaches. Many students really work at finding a job but for one reason or another (either valid or not so valid) they simply haven't been able to lock in suitable employ' ment by the time they are about to graduate. 1 say valid or not so valid because some students sort of set them· selves up to not find positions that interest them (there are lot's of excuses to turn down potential opportunities) or get turned down as a result of having inadequate cr~dent~ls or coming off poorly on the on- terview.- This fear of graduating is legitimate however, and those who experience 1t are not alone. My bet Is that every reader of this column knows at least one individual so im- mobilized. The real issue here Is how to deal with It. People who have be~n re- jected in various ways m th,e ast and those who haven t ~xperienCed a lot of successes in their lives are likely candi· dates. Everyone has a need to "be accepted, whether at. home, in a relationship, as a Ranger Thursday. Afx. 20. 19895 the ultimate in - Since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner student inA a classroom, or when applying for a job. Most of us don't understand the forms rejection can take and the Impact It can have on our behavior. Those who are afraid of being rejected need to talk. about it with someone (such as a counselor) who can help them put things In perspective and establish an adequate level of self confi- dence and esteem. As tar as leaving the famili· arlty of college behind. a per- son has to confront the reality of moving on, experiencing new living conditions, and dealing with individuals here· totore unknown. Fortunately or unfortunately, most people can't stay in college forever, no matter how comfortable It Is. Here. too. talking with a counselor can help·-if the per· 'son wants to come to grips with this problem. One would hope that by the time a student was a sentor they would have some idea of what they wanted to do as graduation approached. Btlt for those who don't, or for those who have tried to obtain employment but hav~n't been successful (on some cam- puses it would be the kiss of death to be facing either of these situations. at Parkside there may still be hope), keep Ihe following In mind. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. M-W-Y 8:30-4:30 654-1366 T-TH 10-7 irony?--- • First a.nd foremost, visit the Career Planning and Placement office (WLLC D· 173) and get acquainted with the good supply of career in' formation they have availa· ble. They even have a com.- puter program named SIGl to help you with your career planning and e:l:pwra-Uon pro- cess. If you want~ you can also make an. appoin.tment to see Career Planning and Placement staff members JoAnn Goodyear or Beverly BurneU to lalk over your 8ftu· ation. • Don-'t pa.8S up any oppor- tunities for employment. If someone says as an offhand remark aSend me your reseme, " follow through with- out delay; and include a cover letter with it. o Family and friend8 sh<>ttId be considered a.s potentia l SOUTces of l.ead&. DOft. 't be afraid to ask fOT their advice and. a.1.Jf.!tance. W1I.l"n. it comes to getting a job by relyi"g on help from others~ the word pride ha6 lIet 10 be Invented. • Job openittgs come .... to the Career Pla"nf"1/ and Placement office d4i1I1. Stop bll a8 often (l$ neceUQTJI· And the staff there e""" refer 8t,,· dents to empwyen who have porition openinl/8. • DoK-'t lock 1:/OVrselj into OM 8peclr", po8i1ion; al· thoul/h your major mall ap· pear to be .ti"lI"lar in /OCtU, think about ",hat other po 8" biliti.e.s emt. TM Ca~er Planning and Placement atafl can help you sort. Ih'"1I8 oul. The boltom Une Is U1a.1U lUI a graduating senior you ha· ven't got a )Db yet or havent figured It all out yet you aren't alone! There Is h lp available but you need to seek It out Put your Ceara aside and get movtng . EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, I Coo 0 provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resum and CO\eT letters, QuahlY typesetting and disc storage capacaity. -.hkh enable\ tM- amomC'f to put their resume and CO\CT letter on file and the'n retne\e and dJ t to each specific company. Term papers and di.sscnations according to the APA ewdelin . lo-- cated at 245 Main SUett in Downto"n Racine. CaJI637-t997 rOt more details. WI' art hl"rt to mdl" )'Ou looT..tODd!!! Attention, Students Parkside Food Service would like to remind you to check your meal card balance. End of year is coming soon. Bulk purchases available at Mini-Mart. Meal cards are valid through May 12, 1989. Meal cards will not be accepted after this date. 6 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Parkside's"'* "Pur/2.le Dream: House of Pain" • • • Ch' Art prof wins award, takes competition In iceqo Dennis Bayuzlck, art pro- April 22. fessor at Parkstde, has been Bayuztck, a re~ogn~e~ named the recipient of the Midwest painter, s es . Frank DIMaria Award at the known for his two-dimenslon- 16th Annual Union League al paintings which Integrate Club Art Competition In Jungian psychology and sur- ChIcago, Ill. realist art. He holds a mas- Bayuzick Kenosha, was ter's degree in fine arts from awarded $2i5o for his airbrush the Ohio University School of palnllng entitled "Purple Art. Dream: House of Pain." The Other works of Bayuzlck .work was selected from 70 currently on exhibit include finalists chosen from 690 en- the 3rd annual Airbrush Ex- tries from throughout the cellence National Competi- Midwest: The exhibit was tlon, Lakewood, N.J.; the jurled by Dennis Adrtsn, Harper College 13th Annual ChIcago art critic, Richard Print & Drawing Exhibition, Hunt ChIcago artist and Palatine. Ill.; the North Shore Susa~ Wise, an art collector. Art league Midwest Print "Purple Dream: House of Show, Northwestem Unlver- Pain" is currently part of an sUy, Evanston, Ill,; and the exhibit at the Prince Gallery, 32nd Annual Beloit & Vicinity 357 W. Erie st., Chicago, Exhibition at Beloit College, which runs through Saturday, Beloit. Some People Carry our Compatibility a Bit Too Far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! 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Apply Comm Arts theatre April 21-29, 8 pm NANNY OPPORTUNITIES: San Diego - one girl. $250/week * Atlanta _ travel· $160/week * Las Vegas . toddler _ $250/week * New Yor~ • private apt.. $175/week·Virginia. tntant . $200/week· Many positions available. One year commi~ent nee- essary. Call 1-800-937 -NANI. HELP WANTED· Receptionist. Part· time position requiring good math and typing skills, neat appearance, and good personality. Needed MWF 3-7 pm. If interested, call Donna at 652- 8936. WANTED -1 have four David Letter- man (in Chicago) tickets for Thurs., May 4. Want to trade two or all four for another night, Tickets NOT for sale! 8G7-2841. LOST & FOUND LOST: WEDDING ring • wide gold, scrolled "keepsake." Reward offered, Call Jill 639·9642. , PERSONALS HUMP me, Hump me, sitting on a wall, Hump me, try not to fall! If we should fall, we'll try It again, but Hump me, Hump me, don't let It end! GIDGE . We missed your party!! When was it? THE REAL Parkslde "dream" team lives in SA. TO THE schizo sports ed...when did you become a professional short stop and a profesional hockey player?? • pretty tricky! ! JAN & TIFF. Is that a threat? OohL..J'm scared. YES, WE'LL come over again! But to where? . Mitch & Teri CONGRATULATIONS Kathy and Clayton. "Like you're engaged or something!" . Beanz WHAT did Marilyn Monroe die of? ·a broken heart - HAS ANYone eaten any Gizzly Bear lately? WACKER· Congrats: on "stealing the show," number 47 sure is sweet! Way to~! • Burb and Beanz THE WANDA Twin's now own an an- swering machine for your conven- ience. Please leave your name and number at the sound of the moan! STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do it again. ABCD. NICOLE I & Nicole II, Have you decided yet?? MARCUS K, • ,You've got the look!! • me & me. TO mE POPcorn queens ...Ok this time we're really going to get some work done!! - Me. ATHENA, Been to any good parties lately?! - Kim DENNY ...oops, I mean Dennla ...J love that sexy look!! . Kin . NICOLE I & Nicole II, who's the lucky winner? PRINCESS: Look! No more chest! SONNY ·1 missed you... I ···U . Deed- er-, JAQUE and Wanda 2 went up the hill to fetch a box of Trojans. Before it was done they had joined Wanda, 1 and no one came down w/a frown! BIG BOB, Big Bertha: Bad News. OOOPS 111 Was that your drink that I spilled? ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel. I know you need it for the "stuck butt" • Jeanette • PAT DOLF you know you want It, why don't you just come and get? . . MADEMOISELLE: Show me what a friendship - I mean relationship -real- ly is. - Monsier Rock OVERHEARD in PSGA ~ "Don gets it from both ends! !" OVERHEARD: "After Thursday nite Shellte had enough!" ATTENTIONl ATTENTION! Pat Dolf' breaks compulsIve_liar world record! What's next Pat? Are you king of England -or queen? JAQUE' be nimble! Jaque' be quick! Jaque' please give us your candle- stick! - The Wanda Twins TO THE PERVERT who dialed the porthole at 9:30 a.m. "What are you wearing?" Next time call after 7 p.m., that's when the Wanda's talk dirty! HEY JAQUE' . Collette and Chantal are now featuring ~ pelvic pushes for 65 cents. Yes, we accept all major' credit cards, and now meal tickets too!XDXOX chorale to perform Brahm's "LlebeslIeder WaI .tzes;" will be perfOl'llled": Parkslde's ChOrale ., Chamber Singers dUring~ annual "SchOlarship !leneIii Concert" Tuesday, April .. at .Atonement LU~ Church, 2915Wright Ave.• !li. cine. The concerl WllI be bel4. 8 p.m. Adinlsslon Is $4 for tile general public and $2 foto-. dents and senior CI~ Proceeds from the ~ will fund scholarships,. qualified Parkslde must.... dents. JOHN ,LUNA: Are you sure U...... and not crabs? SIN CLAIR: If you become 8; player I'll like you better. HEY, when temperatul'el rise the Wanda twins rise 101l1de! good time call1·800-WANDA! . PEBBLES, Sorry, but the WIler 'It never too deep: I know how w "'" Luka DOGGER, Denny, and Derrl~' look as good (if not better) front as from the back! But best? We're puttin' awn a NAW-W-W!! VACANCY I • Vacancy! 10. ., available. Contact the HOU~ for details! 3E RENEE, your new hick you well"E·Z Street" We know given more rides than a bus! HEY JAQUE' Scott - Ro8el~ Orchids are black, we Uke when you're on your back!! over! RUSSELL AND Ace . Wednel p.m. Dinner? Drinks? Passion flavored Massages? Brlng [ammtes! (And don't forget YOW' coats) RSVP-ASAP .. ,'j; HEY -TERI, Is it boot-boer or ~ or bici-bopi? - Mitch DOUG HOFFMAN, yoo ~ Check the mirror. TOO bad no ont.eI beholds your beauty. ... ,E, PATRONIZE the house Of MIa Lycus - MerchanJs of Love!! I JUNO, DIANA, and Venus .WooNJIIt be jealous. FORUM HELEN and her thousand sbtpll be,there· FORUM S-EE JOHN Olesky's 'BIG sword'''' 21st, COMARTS theatre. .i£I. EVER SEE a Eunuch? come_ . FORUM!!! DISCUSSION on Katy Lynn's . C.A, Theatre, Fri., April 21Jt i:N~ERESTED in sex, Uts. anll .Join us for FORUM:. COME meet the merchant 01 C.A. theatre, Apri.122nd. See Classified, page 7 ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & yo GPA is 3.3/4,0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information,toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You are Tomorrow. You are the Navy. NAVY OFFICER. * Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 19897 ~111111""'Classifieds"""""""" ClaSSified from page 6 your knees and spread 'em for a . doggie style! Curt MR. SPORTS editor, don't cry Over a THIRD MuSketeer _ WOW spHled speller dlsk...crybabyl TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in. .sA·MARILYN Monroe who's this . tuttrve order to the buttons week's fool? "IF YOU'RE not with the one you - A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation Kinship love..Jove the one you're with!" Is Iooklng for volunteers. See Carol En~berg in Activities Office Student OV~RHEARD. in the darkroom Union,room209. (amidst giggles): I'm not going to THE PARKSIDE Sociology Club wUl blow. I didn't even do It yet! ED be havlng~a sludenl/faculty social on NOTE. Kehoewas not involved: . April 26th, 1-2p.m. in MOLN faculty TO ALL the men worth loving, I want lounge. to get to know you! . ONE U'l'TLE. two little, three little SB . YOU sate you "come down real shots, four HtUe, five UtUe, slx lltUe hard?! Sounds interesting! shots...Hey, next time let's try th1a JENNY AND TIFFANY d.ominate with alcohol! Parkside dorm night life . GIDGE - Have tun tomorrow: I'll be SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer. thinking of you, oh, around, lunch u- me.:.ME _TIlING tamiUar, something pe- ~iar, something for every-body • FORlJ)f! CAST and crew ot "A F.unny 1'1f! HaPpened on the Way to the TliIJ1~" lJIvtte you to join us! Foru,,·: Are you really "too easy?!" ~. NO dolphin m my water bed ~ be'if he calls me. AI. ~, IF dolphin is in my sea ~ wUl I tch'something? AI. O~I:RIIEARD in COMARTS parking lOt! Jon can get It in but he can't get ~t~1NE M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on Anemic Ranger bats fatten UWM's win 'column by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Ranger baseball hit rock bottom last Saturday, losing a doubleheader to the UW·MIlwaukee Panthers In Milwaukee. Onceagain, it was the ane- micRanger offense which did 'them in. as they could only generate eight hits on the af- lernoon, only one of which went for extra bases. The Panthers, on the other hand, drilleda pair of homeruns In the opener, and banged out elghi hits in game two for the sweep. The Panthers reached Ranger starter Darrln Flus- kolafor four' runs in the first three Innings, as he gave way to Dan Langendorf In the fourth. Withthe Rangers tralllng 4- 1. Langendorf held Milwau- kee at bay until the _sixth Whenthey hit for a single run witha two-out single. In the seventh, Parkside rallied, scoring three times with two outs. Brian Gauth- fer, who puiled the- Rangers Within one with hls two-out, two-run single, got as far as eecondbase but was stranded there as the rally ran out of gas. In game two, Parkside's-of- fense remained punchtess as onlythree men reached third The Ranger men's baseball squad Is having a rough time con- necting. base or beyond in. seven in- nings of baseball. Their only ron came on a run-scoring double by Ron Wilke in the fourth after Milwaukee took a 5-0 lead. Parkside's defense wasn't much help either, as they committed five errors in sur- rmtdlng the five panther runs UWM added a parr of run" in 'the sixth off John Hagen, the third Ranger ttcner of the game. Jeff konczal came in relief of Hagen to flnlsh the contest. which resulted in a 7·1 loss for the Rangers. starter Steve Leonhard suf- fered the loss In game two, while Langendorf was tagged wtth the loss In the opener as Parkside's record dropped to 5-10. A busy week looms for the Rangers as they reach the heart of their schedule. After having doubleheader in Waukesha against Carroll College on Tuesday, they will play five games in three days starting with a 1:00 p.m. twlnblll Friday. here. against Concordia. 1. UW·Parkside , 2. UW-Whitewater 3. UW~EauClaire 4. UW-Stevens Pt. 5. Marquette 6. UW-Oshkosh hldividual SCores: Scott Brandt - Todd Schaap Dave Wente 417 421 435 437 464 76 78 88 Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks • Le Cog Sportif 1150/0 OFFwith this ad I Specialist in Athletic Footwear and j;;in g Clothing MERRln'S RUNNING CENTER 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Parkside Golf Results Oshkosh Collegiate Golf Tournament Westhaven Golf Club TEAM RESULTS: 378 7. UW-Platteville 378 8. 51. Norbert 380 9. M.5.0.E. 388 10. UW-GreenBay 394 11, Madison Tech 406 oed Ii t" Scott "Ringer" Brandt (UWP)-72 Mas "Jim Lombardo (UWEC)-72 .72 Steve Gerber 73 Guy Leach. 74 Steve Jemck Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 10-5; Sun. 12-4 Ron's Peace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for', 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna coladas Dreamslcles • $'.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon :S:SO'52nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 8 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger 'Lady softballers are off to a strong 12-7 start by Tracl Nothrop and Suzie Brugionl Trying to Improve last year's overall record of 29·18, the Lady Rangers softball team appears to be on the right track. Combining a consistent defense with time- ly hitting, the squad has accu- mulated a 12-7 record thus far. Experience has proved to be a key for the Ranger's Ia- test winning streak. The team began their campaign with their annual trip to the Uni- versity of West Florida. On the trip, the team compiled a respectable 6-6 record. de- featlng three nationally ranked teams. A heartbreak- ing 2·1 1955 came at the hands of the host team, who was ranked number one national- ly. Coach Linda Draft, in her twelfth year of coaching at Parkside attributed the Flor- ida losses to weak hitting and some base running problems. Since their return, however I Parkside has posted a 7-1 re- cord, and has shown improve- ment with good hitting and strong pitching. Parkside defeated Lake Forest, Lewis, and Loyola all in five innings due to the 10· run rule. Laura Stock threw her second career no-hitter (a Parkside record) to highlight an impressive seven-game winning streak. On Sat., April 8, the Ranger ... winning streak came to an end, splitting with DePaul (who has been their toughest competition since returning from Florida). Behind the veteran pitching of Karen Both Ranger track teams defeated in action by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor .. Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success. Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers de- gest scoring opportunity be- feated DePaul 5-1 In the first fore that as they loaded the game of the doubleheader. bases in the seventh but Cheryl Rentmeester high- failed to score. ~ Ilghted the offense, going two In the top of the eighth, the for three With a pair of runs Blue Demons scored three scored, while Laura Stock times. to give them the lead knocked in three runs. and the win as Parkside was The winning streak came to held scoreless in their half of an end in a disappointing the inning. Beth Hansen took extra/ inning loss 6.3. In the the loss, their first" since reo top of the first, the Blue turning to Wisconsin, leaving Demons started with a bang, her record a 5-3. In the game, connecting for three runs. Parkside out-hit DePaul 10-8 The bottom of the first saw but trailed at the pay window. the Rangers answer, as they Coach Draft summarized rallied for two runs on a the season to this point by Wendy "Smurf" Sackman commending the hitting of blast to the right-centerfield Sackman (.411) and Merisa gap. "Merv" Poslg (.500) since After holding DePaul in Florida. Kathy Livesy was check in their half of the sec. also praised by Draft for her ond the Rangers added a run defensive skills behind the to tie the score at three with plate. "On the whole, I'm a single tally. really pleased," commented Both teams remained sco- Draft. "They're playing like retess until the eighth, with juni'ors and seniors this the Rangers missing the big- year." Bimger Vs. Redmen Cross-town rivalry ends in draw by Jeff Lemmermann In the bottom of the sev- Sports Editor enth, the Ranger's wasted a The Parkside men's base. prime opportunity. With two ball team continued to strug- on and one out, Ken Neese gle at the plate for eight in. lined hard to second for the nings against Carthage Col. second out of the inning, and lege last Tuesday, but found Jeff Reikowski went down on some life in the final six in. strikes as the winning run nings to gain a split against was stranded at second. their cross-town rivals. Carthage scored what For five innings in game proved to be the game winner one. the teams were locked in in the 8th as a one-out single a pitcher's dual as Parkside's I put runners on the corners Steve Leonhard and Car. - against Langendorf. Jay thage's Steve Kuhnke each Nazos, the Redmen's left gave up only one run. In the fielder, gave Carthage the sixth, though, the Redmen lead with a fly ball to center tallied twice, aided by a pair to give them the 5-4lead. of Ranger errors to give them Parkside didn't go quietly a -3-1 lead. Immediately, though. After a lead-off Walk, Parkside responded with 3- Parkside bunted Into a dou- runs of their own, capped off ble-play. Still, the Rangers -s. by Dave Rebro's RBI single loaded the bases with two to give them the lead at 4-3. outs, but the tying run stayed The lead was short lived as 90 feet away as Armand a tiriitg Leonhard gave up a" Bonofiglio went down swing- lead-off double and an RBI Ing to end the game. single with only one out In the - For' the contest, the seventh. Reliever Dan Lan- Rangers 'stranded 11 runners gendort was called upon and as Parkside shortstop Doug he escaped the jam with no Londo and left fielder Ron ~ further damage. Wilke COllidedon a short fly ball. Wilke suffered only a black eye In the Incident, but Londo will be out for at least two weeks with what was thought to be a mildly sepa- rated shoulder. In game two, Parkslde dis- covered some life in their dormant bats as they erupted for 8-runs In the first three in- nings to grab an 8-2 advan- tage. Freshman catcher Stan Diedrich's two run single in the first and .Neese's two run single in the second sparked the attack. Still, Carthage rallied with a pair of runs In the fifth on four- consecutive hits against pitcher Jeff Fennrtck, the eventual winner in game two. Brian Gauthier captured those runs back with a two- out, two run single in the fifth to clinch the split for Park- side as they went on to win 10-6. Jack KJebesadel was 3-3 In the night cap with two dou- bles and three runs scored as Parksldes record moved to 5- 8. Last weekend both Park- side track teams were in ac- tion as the women's team went to Whitewater for a dual meet and the men's team went down to Napervtlle, Ill. for- a five team meet at host North Central. The women's team swept all the running events but had to forego the field events and hurdles which led to their 81- 61 defeat. The day was high- lighted by some outstanding performances as Nancy Mart- er and Becca Scott qualified F for the NAIA national meet May _25·27 in Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt- er qualified in the 1500m WIth a time of 4:36.5. In addition she ran on the winning 1600m relay and finished third In the 4oom. Scott qualified In the 100m with a 12 second flat and had enough left to anchor I the 400m and 800m teams to victory as well relay first place finish In the ':a with a 25.8 finish. ...... Also running on the teams were Rueshon 1'e\lIt wards. Veronica Ch!lo~~ and Yolanda Flnle;;:"O; first place finishers were n.;.... Collier In the 5000m Walk ~ 17.0), Jilleen Pfarr In.1\Ie 300m and 400m daSh, alii Chamlee in the 800m ill, 20.8. For the men the '-' didn't fare quite so wen but several indiViduals stood. Dan Peterson won the steeplechase in an cu ing time 9 minutes 19.9 Mike Norris -ann Brown finished 4th and the 5000m in with respec times of 15:21.3 and 16' respectively. Tracy pull. sixth In the 1500m With 07.6 as host North won the meet. . Men's tennis squad swe off court by UWM by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor ,On Monday, April 10, the Parkside men's tennis team took on>a "far superior UW- Milwaukee team in a contest which featured a clean sweep , by Milwaukee. Parkside was overpowered throughout the day as they were swept in straight sets in all but one match that being Jeff Sta- nich's in the second singles as he was retired in three sets. Although the 0-9 record on the ,day was a disappointment for the team it was. not demor-al- izing because Parkside was playing great tennis against a team that was far superior. The Milwaukee trip had to be put behind the team quick- ly as they returned home for a Tuesday match against Concordia.· The team showing no ill effects Monday en route to an tory. Joe Barrette .. tone for the day In gles as he scored a s set 6/3, 6/3 Victory. It lowed by the only loss day as a tired Jeff went. down in straight But after that it was all side as Brian Chlke, Harris, Scott Schulle~ Andy Hay all scored set victories in singles. that impressive start to them jnto .doubles the scored straight set v In al1 three doubles Play in doubles was hlg ed by an excellent *1 which .saw Kirk Nohlii Stanich score a hard 7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory. Basketball recruitment derby is underway by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The Spring signing period has been good to the Rangers men's basketball team as they have already signed three .players for next year's squad. . They are: Dan Kuehn a 6' 9" junior college transfer from Gogeblc Community College; 6' 8" Tim Juric a Yugoslavian native ~ho - played in Graettinger, Iowa. last . season; and Racine Park's Todd Gray a 6' 6"sec. ond team Ail-Racine County, Kuehn looks to be the re- placement for departing sen- ior Richard Delk, and he has fine numbers to back him. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Mandatory arrest for domestic abuse includes roommates Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Apr. 13, 1 HTium y Q D¥i[RSDTY / — 7 f c z l C A f* — " j N / enmaMBHHnaH Complex new state law affects Res. Halls... Mandatory arrest for domestic abuse includes roommates by Kelly McKissick New9 Editor Students on campus may be facing more than just a black eye or bloody lip as the result of personal confrontations. Under a newly-implemented state law, individuals will face a mandatory arrest in cases of domestic abuse. Wisconsin Act 346 was put into effect on Saturday, April 1. It is not an easy law to interpret, but clearly points out the removal of an officer's discretion in cases of domestic abuse. According to David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, the law has positive and negative aspects to it. A charge of domestic abuse can only be used after an assault- related crime has been committed. This category includes "intentional infliction of physical pain, injury or illness; intentional impairment of physical condition; first through third degree sexual assualt; or a physical act, or a threat in conjunction with a physical act, which may cause the other person reasonably to fear imminent engagement in the (aforementioned) conduct," as stated in Act 346 The domestic abuse charge results in a mandatory arrest of the aggressor. "Domestic abuse becomes an enhancement of that crime," Ostrowski said. "It does not increase the penalty, its purpose is to identify and address the issue of abuse between two parties." Domestic abuse can fall under two categories. The first is a situation in which abuse is being inflicted on an adult under the category of spouse, former spouse or adult relative. The second is a situation in which abuse is inflicted upon an adult by an adult with whom that person resides or formerly resided. "That's where we get into the situation of college roommates. The idea behind writing the law in that particular language, in my opinion, is to cover people who are not legally married," Ostrowski stated. However, it also applies to individuals living together in academic situations, even those of the same sex. He provided the example of two men living together in the Residence Halls as college >ave Ostrowski Campus Police Director freshmen. They do not live together in any of the following years. If the two individuals become involved in a physical fight in the Union as seniors, battery has occurred. If Campus Police officers estabability." Ostrowski said it complicates a lot of situations on campus. "What would ordinarily be a push and shove case between two roommates now becomes a crime in the State of Wisconsin," he explained. If one aggressor cannot be determined in the situation, if both parties committed a crime, Ostrowski said both parties can be arrested. Another complex facet to the new law is a contact prohibition, which prohibits the aggressor from coming in contact with the victim for a 24-hour period after the arrest has been made. "Essentially it states that the victim has the right to have the suspect avoid the residence or premises temporarily occupied by a victim for 34 hours," Ostrowski said. The victim has the ability to waive the contact prohibition John Kehc According to the new law, officers are left with one decision in cases of domestic abuse: arrest lish that the individuals once lived together, it also becomes a case of domestic abuse. "That's probably where things become a little gray in a college campus situation. The arrest decision is no longer at the discretion of the officer. The law states that the officer must arrest the aggressor and take him/her into custody if probable cause has been established that a crime has been committed," Ostrowski said. "Many law enforcement officers are concerned about the fact that discretion has been removed completely from the officers' at any time. The intensity of the situation increases if the aggressor violates that contact prohibition. Ostrowski explained that if this situation occurs, the crime for which the aggressor was initially arrested immediately becomes a felony. The ramifications of the contact prohibition can potentially upset living conditions at the Residence Halls if a charge of domestic abuse is brought against roommates. Ostrowski said he hopes to change the contact prohibition clause for the campus, See Arrest, page 4 Vol. XVII, No. Prof scam bashes higher education system by Bill Serpe Is Charles Sykes, author of Profscam, the Salmon Rushdie of Academia? A twentyone year veteran of the tenure system dubbed Sykes with this moniker in reference to the professoriat-bashteach at least 12 hours a week and that UW-Madison Chancellor Donna Shalala refuses to directly answer questions concerning that issue. Sykes said his harshest criticism came from people who had not read his book. Profscam charges that professors. "For too long there has been a religious faith in higher education." -Charles Sykes ing Sykes accomplishes in his work. "I'm not surprised," Sykes said. "There seems to be a personal intolerance among the academics to critics." Sykes has made himself their critic by writing a book that suggests we take H. L. Mencken's advice that "anyone who really wanted to improve the universities should start by burning the buildings and hanging the professors." In a recent telephone interview, Sykes, a former editor of "Milwaukee" magazine, said he felt most academics were going to dismiss his book altogether. Instead, he "gets letters everyday from senior professors who are enjoying the book." Reviews in the New York Times and other major newspapers have been very favorable. By writing this book, Sykes had hoped to force higher education to look at itself and as a way of helping parents to be more consumer aware. "For too long," he said, "there has been a religious faith in higher education." He had also hoped to get a national debate going about the priorities of higher education. He talked about Wisconsin state representative Larson's bill to require professors to generally speaking, not only do not like to teach but that they are openly hostile to anyone who does teach. Sykes cites that four of the last five teaching excellence award winners at Harvard have been denied tenure. "One professor said that the book (Profscam) was potentially dangerous and should never have been published," he said, but feels that "the problem is so large and so visible it is impossible to ignore forever." Within the pages of Profscam, Sykes relentlessly gives evidence of the disintegration of the university system. When asked about the preponderance of examples of poor teaching, teaching assistants who do not speak English, and research publication of little or no value, Sykes said, "It's not my normal style to cite so much evidence, but in Profscam I wanted to pile up as much as possible." Sykes explained that he had not spoken against the fine arts as he had against the humanities, the hard sciences and the social sciences because he had not had much experience in that area. See related story, page 10 Inside... Page 2... New Registration policy Page 3... Homo & haircut special Interest dorms — why not? Page 7... It's almost over so don't blow it! Page 10 ... Profscam attacks professoriat of today 2 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Guest editorial New registration policy is for the benefit of all Included in the Fall 1989 registration packet is an addendum identifying a series of changes being implemented at Parkside concerning course registration. These changes include the blessing of the Director of Advising for a student to enroll in more than 18 credit hours, mandatory attendance in all classes or notification of the instructor of absences in advance lest the instructor drop the student from the course, and the ability of the instructor to drop a student from a class if he/she has not completed the prerequisites for the course. While for many these will not have a noticeable effect, there may be cause for alarm or irritation on behalf of both student and instructor. Regardless of your participation in higher education, should you find yourself spontaneously reacting to said changes as negative strictly because they require increased effort on your behalf, reconsider your reaction: their implementation is the lesser of t wo evils. In the summer of 1988, the Board of Regents passed legislation to require all UW System campuses to have no higher than a five percent student course drop rate. Simply stated, this number represents a five percent reduction in overall class enrollment at the end of the semester compared with the beginning. In the event that a drop rate in excess of five percent exists, the Regents mandate a review of existing add/drop standards conducted internally and reported to the Regents for potential action. This guideline is to take effect this Fall. could reduce this number. Parkside has one of the most liberal add/drop structures in the UW System: a student can drop a class unconditionally as late as the eighth week, add a course unconditionally through two and conditionally through eight, and, in extreme cases, conditional add/drop exists up through the last week. Most "We have enjoyed a tolerant policy... we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, /est we lose the privilege " ___ -Ross Pettit The date for calculating drop rates are obtained by taking a "snapshot" - a summation of the total sectional enrollment of every course - two weeks into the semester and at the last academic week. The end of semester total is subtracted from the two week snapshot, which is further divided by the two week snapshot. This decimal number is the percentage of decrease (or increase) in the course enrollment. At the time of the aforementioned legislation being approved, Parkside had a 5.7 percent decrease in course enrollment which, if the policy had been in effect, would require Parkside to review its add/drop policy to propose changes in the policy that UW campuses consider the four week drop/two week add period as excessive. We have enjoyed a very tolerant policy, but as the winds of change are now blowing, we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, lest we lose the privilege entirely. By deciding to enforce this legislation a year after the date of passage the Regents gave each UW campus a "grace period" to attempt resolution of excessive drop ratio before the mandates took effect. The Academic Policies Committee at Parkside met late last Fall to identify potential "weak spots" in current registration/enrollment guidelines to attempt solution of the high drop percentage through these outlets versus an outright revision of the campus add/drop policy. The revisions in the registration packet are the proposal they developed to address the problem. By limiting course enrollment, it is hoped that students will use more objectivity in selecting courses for a semester by requiring extra effort to enroll in higher course levels. This, hopefully, will discourage mass over-enrollment by students leading to drops in the third to eighth weeks of the semster, thus contributing to a higher drop percentage. This requirement does not prevent students from enrolling in 18 or more credits, it simply makes it less convenient, the goal being that only those students serious about attempting 18 or more credit hours in a semester will seek this approval. The removal of a student from a course for failure to attend a class may raise animosity within both student and faculty alike; however, consider that Parkside has one of the lowest (if not the lowest) student-to-faculty • ratios in the UW System, a fact that has come under scrutiny of news media in the past. This low ratio is a great asset as it facilitates student/ faculty interaction versus the separation that is commonplace at large campuses. Unfortunately, many do not exploit this opportunity. Requiring student communication with the instructor in the event of inability to attend will ideally provide one method by which students and faculty can bridge the intrinsic gap between them. The final change, the ability for a student to be dropped by the instructor because of failure to meet prerequisites for the course is not an inconvenience. Many faculty members waive prerequisites should a student seek instructor consent beforehand. Bravo to the Academic Policies Committee for an objective policy modification that both directly addresses the problem and not an overreaction to an issue in a situation where such behavior would be detrimental. These changes will, we hope, reduce the drop percentage a significant amount and therefore not require the overhaul of the current policy that we all enjoy and benefit from. While these inconveniences may cause irritation, weigh the increased costs with the alternative: loss of the flexibility we now enjoy. The time has come, indeed, to pay the piper. Let's hope this payment appeases his appetite. by Ross Pettit If hindsight is 20/20, Wingspread is a worthwhile investment To the Editor: This past academic year I was selected to participate in a very special program Parkside is involved with: the Wingspread Fellowship Program. For those of you who may not be familiar with it, it is a program in which 13 universities in Wisconsin and the Midwest chose students to attend local, national or interantion-. al conferences, all taking place at Wingspread in Racine. The selection process for new Wingspread Fellows takes place once a year, and the nominations for this year have already started. My term as a Wingspread Fellow will last through August, but I would like to take this opportunity now, during the recruitment and selection process, to share with the faculty and the student body what I experienced as a Wingspread Fellow. The Wingspread Foundation is, above all, an educational institution that strives to maintain a reputation of excellence. At each conference, I was surrounded by a degree of scholarly excellence which reinforced the importance of education, heightened my appreciation for education and emphasized my lack of education. Intimidating? Yes, but that's life. It was priceless for me to be able to witness current issues being debated and information being exchanged. The participants of the conferences are the innovators of our times. They toss around the ideas by which policies are made, although it is not at every conference that deciRosemarie Cucunato sions can be agreed upon. When the debating rounds were over and the bells rang for dinner, the personal level started, and I enjoyed myself the most. At each of the conferences, Wingspread would take care of the dining arrangements. Besides providing gourmet cuisine, this was the chance to meet and talk with the conferees. There is one conversation in particular which I wish to share, because I think it sums up the attitude of the conference participants and the atmosphere of Wingspread very nicely. I was talking with a very impressive woman lawyer working for the Ohio state government. We were talking about life struggles and experiences, good and bad. Then she stopped for a minute, smiled and said, "No matter what goals in life you have or what you achieve, always remember who you are and the opportunities you've been given." I wish to express my gratitude to the Wingspread Foundation for funding this program and giving students the rare opportunity of attending these conferences, to Dr. Lillian Trager for nominating and sponsoring me for the program and to Dr. Willie Curtis a very special thanks, for his work and devotion which insures Parkside's participation in the Wingspread Fellowship Program. by Rosemarie Cucunato Wingspread Fellow EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .'. 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"" ""erS' a"d dassi,ied ads'is Monday at 10 a.m. tor pub lication nosh^wT00l1iO11H. r'efieeptenopnheo 4n1e4/^5w53s-'2!!2^87 (Editorial) or 414/55 3-22B9o5x (2A0d0v0e' rKties"- Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 3 SSmSaiamimtim^^mm^mik^mSSSSSSSSmSSm Homo and haircut special interest dorms - why not? To the Editor: I would like to applaud the advent of the new special-interest dorms. The mother of this brain-child, Cynthia Isetts, is deserving of a serious accolade. I feel such a housing set-up will have many advantages and help all of the campus residents to grow personally and live harmoniously in a spirit of brotherhood and peace, and hey, isn't that what college is all about? I am looking forward to the day when sutjh a project begins. Finally students will be able to live in an environment which nurtures their development, such as the art dorm, the 70's music dorm (where appreciators of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Aerosmith may listen to their favorite bands without visiting a museum or offending those with taste), and the snob dorm (this has certain entrance requirements of course). R.J. Reynolds may even sponsor a smoker's dorm. A homosexual dorm would alleviate such tensions as those experienced this past fall, and ease the burden on counselors who have to quell the unrest. Perhaps most important of them all is the haircut dorm. This would provide a haven for anyone with dyed hair (preferably black), a pony tail (the latest fad), spiked hair (yet another outpost of the passe'), or other such variations on his or her locks and tresses. This seems to be the interest with the strongest lobby, as evidenced by all the posters currently displayed on campus. Here's hoping we all have our interests served on a special- interest dorm platter! Love or what you will, Hamilton Chetwinde In response to a response...cross debate To the Editor: The following is an open letter to Mr. Bill Horner. Dear Mr. Horner; In response to your rather virulent rebuttal of my letter, we are in total agreement on one point: my opinion was uninformed - but not intentionally. Until Assistant Chancellor Goetz's article appeared in the same issue of the Ranger as my letter, I had no idea what the dilemma was concerning the pool, though not from any lack of trying. I regularly called to find out when the pool would reopen only to be given the same pat answer: nobody's sure, call back in a week. Each week I read the Ranger but no mention was ever made of the complications being faced by the Administration. Finally, out of frustration, I wrote a speculative letter based on previous experiences with pools that were not well maintained. It turned out that the delays were caused by an inept contractor. If these problems had been made general knowledge, as they should have been, my letter certainly would have had a different flavor. Although this contractor, and the people responsible for hiring him without thoroughly checking his credentials, could be included as part of the "maintainance staff" per se, I did not specifically do so in my letter. If I pointed too harsh a finger at the engineering staff, I hope that they will now accept my sincere apologies. As to the intelligence Mr. Horner, the concept is very subjective; what you would consider to be intelligent, I might not. For expample: I don't think that it's intelligent to rebut an argument with blind attacks on the author's personality rather than by trying to discredit his or her (admittedly scarce) evidence - you obviously do. Finally regarding expertise; I will continue to maintain that my rather unique upbringing around pool facilities qualifies me, perhaps not as an expert but certainly as an informed amateur, on matters regarding their maintenance. In comparison, you cite an impressive but rather ambiguous list of construction jobs and you are now a student assistant to the Facilities engineer, which gives you possible insights into how these positions affect the pool - none of which you displayed in your letter. Sincerely, Don Hill Student, Swimmer and Radical-a t -La rge P.S. Since the pool is open and presumably functioning properly again (which was my sole concern originally), I propose we declare the debate a draw since it is fairly obvious that neither of us will concede the other's position. UW-Parkside Music Department presents The University Chorale and Chamber Signers Robert Campbell, Conductor in their annual Scholarship Benefit Concert featured work - Brahm's Liebeslieder Waltzes Tuesday, April 25, 8 p.m. Atonement Lutheran Church 2915 Wright Avenue Racine, Wi Admission S4./S2. Zenith gives you more time to concentrate on the important things Like sleep! Zenith pioneered No Wate State technology. Put simply, it's the fastest design in the computer industry. This means your work gets done quickly and your sleep gets started sooner. Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! Hurry. Offer expires soon. For more information contact: Ross Pettit or Colortron Computers in Racine or Kenosha TgMJTH dsyasttae ms THE QUALITY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON' 4 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Roommate fights complicated Arrest, from page 1 because it would be virtually impossible to guarantee the aggressor would not even see the victim somewhere on campus. He hopes to have it changed to enforce no direct contact with the victim. "For instance, if the aggressor and victim have a class together, we would say that the individual who was arrested would not be able to attend class the next day. However, if they pass each other in the hallway, we do not know how that would work through the clause," Ostrowski said. DeAnn Possehl, director of Residence Life, said the contact prohibition clause "will definitely affect us. Over the course of the year, we've had a number of roommate conflicts, ranging from someone throwing an object to pushing or shoving. We have also had a couple of situations already where the law has been enacted in the Residence Halls." She explained that the 24- hour contact prohibition can cause problems with roommates. "Our current occupancy level is that if we have to find them an alternate place to live, we have some John Kehoe Fighting roommates will find themselves in handcuffs under the new domestic abuse law. open spaces. Ostrowski hopes that students will look at the new law and weigh out its consequences before releasing their anger on another student. Possehl said she explained the law to residents with roommate conflicts prior to its enactment so they could see that their actions would result in an arrest in the future. The law will also be included in the Residence Hall student handbook. PREVIOUS OR FUTURE ORADS 4$Oc. % WWPe''v e got the •i A?*, Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Available At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1-800-4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers Ostrowski said the Residence Hall staff is willing to answer any questions regarding the new law. The Parkside counselors, Stu Rubner and Barbara Larson, are informed about the new law as well and can talk to students about its variables and consequences. Dreger is new Aux. business manager by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Recently Parkside acquired a new Auxiliary Service Business Manager, Mike Dreger. Dreger started his new job on March 2. Dreger's primary responsibilities will be overseeing budgets and keeping records for Auxiliary Services. The Auxiliary Services Dreger will be in charge of includes Child Care, the Union, Student Health Services, Student Activities and Organizations, as well as Housing. In addition, Dreger will be working as a financial analyst, reviewing projected expenses. Dreger will also be working closely with Housing, revising and reviewing their budget. Dreger feels the job will take a great deal of work but he feels it will be a challenge. "The transition into this job will be very challenging, Cindy Wirtz started a lot of procedures that I would like to finish. It is going to be "Isaac Lalor" an aciylic painting by Rick Burns, is one of the works in the Student Art Show. The show will run through May 2. *QWIZ SKILLS EVALUATION SYSTEM 1. Typing 2. Data Entry 3. Multimate 4. WordStar 5. WordPorfect 6. Display/Write 3 7. D Base III Plus 8. Lotus 1-2-3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~~n»miniimiii«iiiiii« i«^— COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center MERRICK BUSINESS CENTER A Division ol Memck Consult ants. Inc. for further information <4141 658-8934 Mike Dreger very challenging," he stated. Dreger also plans to organize an efficient monthly reporting system. ".I'd like to have some form of the procedures written down regarding budgets and cash handling," Dreger claims. Dreger graduated with a BBA in financing from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee in December of 1988. While at UW-Milwaukee he worked as the Union Budget Analyst for five years. Dreger feels his job at Parkside entails more responsibility due to the fact that he is in charge of several operations. "At UW-Milwaukee the individual operations were so large that they were responsible for themselves. Here at Parkside, I am in charge of several operations that I would never have had the chance to be at UW-Milwaukee. That's a big responsibility, and a real challenge," he stated. Dreger hopes to soon complete the transition from UWM to UW-P and begin to organize ideas into programs. In December, Dreger plans to return to UW-Milwaukee to start working on his Masters in Business and Administration degree. Supervisors needed The Juvenille Intake Services of Kenosha need college students to supervisework sites where young people ages 12-18 are completing community work hours. This volunteer position may be a possible summer internship. For more information, call 553-2200 or come to Union 209. , RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library of Information in U.S. • All „ . „ Subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD nmid;idj!i,^|i|-| 800-351 -0222 „ In Calif. (213) 477-8226 9W3$!52 0010 Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave . #206-A. Lo s Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 5 i—- 'i;' News Briefs Compiled by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Stevens Point bans smoking Starting next Fall smoking will be banned at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Smoking will be banned in all buildings except residence halls and students unions. Under the new rules, which were recently approved by the Faculty Senate, the residence halls and the Wisconsin, Allen, and Debot student centers would be exempt from the smoking ban. The Faculty Senate is also scheduled to vote on a proposal to ban alcohol from all dorms except Baldwin and Hyer Halls, where most upperclassmen reside. All students in the remaining 13 dorms, even those of legal drinking age, would not be allowed to alcoholic beverages in their rooms. Most students receive Fin. Aid. About 1 in 3 University of Wisconsin System students received a share of $223.4 million in financial aid last year,, reported the Milwaukee Journal. Out of 161,887 eligible students some 58,255 were granted financial aid. The average financial aid package rose $262. The $223.4 million was divided among $122.5 in loans, $78.3 million in grants, and $22.6 million in work study assistance programs, according to a report to be reviewed by the UW Board of Regents. According to Fred Poellnitz, UW System vice president for business and finance, the total federal, state, and university assistance was 5.6 percent more than the aid awarded last year. Madison hosts freshman forums Until now, freshman at the University of Wisconsin- Madison have had little choice but to listen to professors from a distance. Recently, eminent professors have held forums with freshmen, reported the Milwaukee Journal. E. David Cronon, dean of the College of Letters and Science, suggested the freshman seninars and recruited retired faculty to teach them. Unfortunately, there is a limit of 15 students to a seminar. With only 9 seminars available that means only 135 students can enroll in the seminars. Reid A. Bryson, emeritus professor of geography and meteorology, feels the seminars are an excellent opportunity for both students and professors. Bryson claims he would rather teach freshmen than upperclassmen or graduate students. "They haven't been pounded into a mold yet," Bryson said. Advanced students become two-dimensional specialists, unable to relate well with others, he said. Shakespeare dinner April 23 Come celebrate the birthday of one of England's great playwrights and poets, William Shakespeare, on Sunday, April 23, at 5 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is being sponsored by the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center (TSRC) and the English Club. An authentic Elizabethan English roast beef dinner will be served. Vice Chancellor John Stockwell will speak and present awards to the winners of the TSRC sonnet writing contest. Take advantage of the opportunity for English faculty, majors and interested students to get together. Cost of the dinner is $8.50 for students and $9.50 for non-students. Checks should be made out to TSRC and sent to the Regional Staff Development Center, c/o Ann Moskowitz. Reservations must be made by Wednesday, April 20. Call 553-2002 for more information. Women's Center meeting April 18 The Women's Resource Center Steering Committee is presently holding meetings to work on a revised draft of a mission statement for the center. The next meeting will be held Tuesday, April 18 at 3:20 p.m. in Union 106. The group is working on changes in goal statements for the mission statement. A sub-committee has been formed to determine job qualifications and duties for a part-time employee position at the center. Anyone interested in providing input for the Women's Resource Center should contact Diane Welsh n Union 209 or call 553-2279. Club-Events GEOLOGY CLUB ENGLISH CLUB Dr. Jean Bahr, of the Department of Geology and Geophysics at UW-Madison, will speak on "Field Studies of Groundwater Contamination in Glacial Deposits" at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 14, in GRNQ 113. Dr. Bahr is a hydrogeologist who specializes in the flow and chemical characteristics of subsurface water supplies. The talk is free and open to the public. SEXUAL HARRASSMENT COMMMITTEE The Sexual Harrassment Committee is sponsoring a forum entitled "Personal Safety on Campus" on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m. in UNION 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Elections for the English Club 1989-90 officers will take place on Wednesday, April 19 at 1 The Ranger is now soliciting applications for the 1989-90 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. Applications are available at the Ranger office, WLLC D-139C. Deadline for submission of applications is April 20, 1989 at noon Ranson to give Dickens readings Charles Dickens is coming to town! David Nicholas Ranson, Englishman and English professor at the University of Akron, will present a slide lecture on "The Landscape of Consciousness: Dickens and Thackery," on Monday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 134. Ranson will also give a public reading of Dickens' work on Tuesday, April 18 at 7 p.m. at the Golden Rondelle Theater, 1525 Howe Street, Racine. The event is free to the public, but reservations must be made by calling 631-2154. The slide lecture will compare the housing, landscape and materialism of the lives of novelists Dickens and Thackery through pictures and discussion. Ranson will dress as Dickens for the public reading, which will feature excerpts from "The Trial from Pickwick" and "Nicholas Nickleby at Mr. Squeer's School." Dickens often gave public readings, where he reached a popular compromise between narration and impersonation of his characters. He often modulated his readings to the David Ranson type of audience, adding deleted material and even commenting on his own performance. Dickens' own annotations in his reading copy, memoir notes and newspaper accounts help Ranson to recreate the excitement that was part of these public readings. p.m. in Comm Arts 128. Elect your new officers, meet other club members and make known what you would like to see happen next year. Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamsicles $1.50 Open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, wi 657-4455 6 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger CP&P announces spring internships The Career Planning and Placement (CP&P) office recently announced placements of a number of students in internships for the Spring semester. The students, their names and placements are as follows: Todd Wilier, accounting, Johnson Wax; Rudy Waluch, economics, and Dan Prondzinski, finance, Kenosha Area Development Corp.; Patty Tworek, business, Aspin Procurement Institute; Pamela Garlow, personnel, St. Catherine's Hospital; David Schwenn, applied computer science, IBM; Don Gruber, management information systems, Wisconsin Natural Gas Co.; Delois Snow, labor/industrial relations and personnel, and Todd Henerson, administrative management and personnel, Western Publishing. Also, Cynthia Larson, management information systems, and Karen Nelson, applied computer science, will begin internships with Northwestern Mutual in June. JoAnne Goodyear, director of C P&P, said that the CP&P office is looking to work with academic programs interested in establishing internship initiatives and has a booklet available outlining opportunities for experiential learning, internships, externships and cooperative education. If faculty members are aware of Parkside students in internship situations other than those listed above, please notify Goodyear. City off Kenosha Seeks Student Workers For Summer Employment Contact Mike Plate at UW-Parkside Job Service 553-2656 Kenosha County residency not required Affirmative Action Employer M-F-H PS/2 - top of the charts! For a limited time, you have your choice of three IBM Personal System/2* models at a special campus price. These PS/2 models are on the top of the charts in quality and value. So, stop in and see us today! PS/2 Model 30 286 The 8530-E21 includes 1 Mb memory, an 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 20 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse. 8513 Color Display. DOS 4.0, Microsoft* Windows/ 286, Word and hDC Windows Express™. Software la loaded and ready to gol PS/2 Model 50 Z The 8550-031 includes 1 Mb memory, an 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 30 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, IBM Micro Channel Architecture"', 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microsoft Windows/386. Word. Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software Is loaded and ready to gol PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb memory, an 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb). 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to gol List Price $4,437 $6,117 $8,912 Your Price* $2,399 $2,799 $4,449 I'm''9d'°3u^l'ea slu<*nts, faculty and slatt who order an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21.8550-031 or 8570-E61 on or before June 30.1989 Pnces quoted do not Include sales lax, handling ancVor processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are sub|ect lo availability. IBM may withdraw the promotion at any time without wntien notice. For more information contact the Computer Support Center, 553-2235 • vadem** erf *M CorporaMn. Week at the Park Thursday, April 13 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, April 14 Workshop: "File Transfer to CMS" begins at 1:30 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Battle of the Bands begins at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cafeteria. Admission is charged. Sponsored by PAB. Sunday, April 16 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 17 Round Table: "World Awareness and Perception Among University Business Majors"by Anne Austin at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, April 18 Workshop: "Plan, Create and Carry Out an Advertising Program" begins at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Call ext. 2047 for details. Talent Show: "Open Mike Night" begins at 9 p.m. in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, April 19 Workshop: "Introduction to PageMaker Macintosh"• begins at 1 p.m. in WLLC D150E. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Concert at 1 p.m. in CA D118 featuring the UW-Eau Claire Arts Quartet. The concert is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "How to Start a Home-Based Business" begins at 6 p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, April 20 Movie: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Easter Seals Camps in the Wisconsin Dells Seeks Summer Staff to work with people who have physical disabilities. Room and Board provided with average salary of $105.00. Male staff especially needed. J Contact: Mike Plate, UW-P Job Service. 553-2656 JAps pkacoH cjiiHese ReslAURAffT Kenosha's Own & Only A Star (4 Chef) Chinese Restaurant * * • * Sunday Buffet 7 Main Courses Some New Main 3 Appetizers Courses Every Soup & Cookies Week A spicy Hot Dish Added (Hunan/Szechuan Style) Luncheon Selections Daily Daily Combination Specials (4 Items including Egg Roll) - SPECIALTIES - Mandarin, Szechuan, Hunan Cantonese Cuisine (American Plates & Children's Menu Available) Dinner & Cocktails NOW OPEN MONDAYS Monday - Thursday, 11:00 - 9:30; Friday 11:00 - 10 30 Saturday 4:00 - 10:30; Sunday 11:00 - 9:00 We Now Deliver 4-9 P.M. Carry-Outs Available! •&I 60th St. (at 34th Ave.) 654-1125 30 THE FAB SIDE By GARY LARSON "For crying out loud. Igorl Fird thorn's that screw-up with the wrong brain business, and now you've lei his head go through the wash In your pant s pocket I" Out there, ominously moving toward ils destiny, was a truck with Reuben's name on It. c&*+4r>^ mLsa 12-1 - -ssjjtu j Where beet Jerky comes from Beats me how they did It _ I got th e whore thing at a garage sole for live bucks — an d that included the stand." "Wowl Now Ed an d Carl are gone.... Seems like lately we've been dropping like ourselves." By GARY LARSON It's almost over so don't blow it! It's almost over so don't blow it now! For many students this seems to be the most critical part of the semester. This is especially true in classes where instructors include material going back to day one on the final exam. Even if a final isn't cumulative, your anxiety might be up just because the semester is winding down and lots of things are coming due. Jean Zimmerman of the Learning Assistance and Counseling staff put together a booklet entitled "Organizing for week's column I suggested that you plot out on a calendar your exam dates, work hours, and other commitments. Then mark down specific study periods. If it doesn't look like there will be enough time for effective studying, shift some of your commitments around, assuming school is a priority. Cramming for tests is not likely to result in success. While there are some who claim that cramming is the only way they can study before a test, in the long run it's not the preferred method for truly learning material. But sometimes life just happens to work out so that you absolutely have to cram. In such cases keep the following in mind. • If you have to cram, accept the fact that you cant study everything in your notes and textbook. • Mark off in your notes and in your text the material you are most willing to bet will be on your exam based on what your instructor has told you. • Write this selected material on sheets of paper. • Prepare catchwords or phrases to recall the material and then memorize the points through repeated self-testing. • Time permitting, review all your notes or skim your text to reinforce points you've already studied. Don't try to learn new concepts in the final moments. If you want more information on any of the material presented in this Counselor's Corner you can schedule an appointment to see Jean Zimmerman in the Learning Assistance and Counseling Office, WLLC D-175. But don't wait until the last minute. -Oh yeah? And you donl stinki You never did and you never will, you mama * little roier Since you asked... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner \, Crisis p Pregnancy Center 2222 Roosevelt Rd. * 24-Hour Hotline 414/658-2222 • FREE pregnancy test • FREE counseling on options • Complete confidentiality • NO appt. necessary Kenosha Wl 53140 Primitive mink tank* Exams" and it's from that publication that I draw most of the advice for this week's column. And what she has to say is especially timely. Her suggestions may be helpful as you prepare for finals. • As to what to study, Jean suggests looking for key terms, their definitions, and examples that clarify the meaning of terms. These terms may be a good part of the foundation material for the course. • Look for lists of items (enumerations) found in class and textbook notes. Jean says that these lists are often the basis of essay test questions. • Pay special attention to points emphasized by the instructor or in the textbook. If a phrase such as "the most significant" or "of special importance" or "the chief reason" precedes some content matter it's a good bet that material will appear on an exam. • Devote time to reviewing areas your instructors have advised you to study. In-class reviews are also likely to cover material which directly or indirectly may appear on a final exam. • Consider your past tests and quizzes and any tests at the end of textbook chapters. Sometimes instructors go back to these when developing their final exams. As to how to study, Jean suggests a technique she calls "effective memorization" through which you take your well organized study materials and repeatedly test yourself on the materials to be learned. Through this method, memorizations and understanding reinforce one another and the desired outcome — learning — has occured. Maybe. There are those who contend that study conditions have a lot to do with how successful you are in studying. Having a positive attitude, specific study goals, a good place to study, and being in good physical condition all set the tone for getting the most out of your study time. Jean also suggests that you vary your studying (e.g., 50 minutes on history then a 10 minute break, another 50 on math, then another 10 to relax, and so on). Finally, when you study is also important. In last The SCHOOL OF NURSING Offers Summer Elqqivg» Opportunities for learning in a variety of health-related areas Undergraduate 1ml: 397-364 @ • • * Principles 6f Methods of 3 cr. Dickson Mursing Research 397-368 @ * * Health Promotion of Black 3 cr. Felder Americans Understanding Death, Dying 8c Bereavement 3 cr. Swain • Ad Hoc: Practicum 8c Seminar: Community Health in a Rural Setting in Kenya, East Africa # * * * Health of Working Women # • * Current Topics of nursing: Clinical Pharmacology 4 cr. Olsen LA & C Workshops 3 cr. Shell 3 cr. Diekmann, Porth, Wierenga PASSPORT TO SUCCESS . 4 cr. 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H TYPERIGHT WORD PROCESSING • FAST • PROFESSIONAL • REASONABLE • FREE PICKUP & DELIVERY # * * * S pecial Topics Seminar: Administrative Concepts for Professional nurses in Advanced Roles 2 cr. Selder Consult the Schedule of Classes for registration information + s tarts June 12 @ starts June 19 637-4884 Cynthia Slivon 1543 SHERIDAN RD • 551-0300 3-week course * '4-week course 6-week course 8-week course Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 7 8 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger Curtain time is comingf its Tickets available for UW-P's full-scale musical production Tickets are now available for "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum," the first full-scale musical production at Parkside. The production will run April 21-22 and April 28-29 in Parkside's Communication Arts Theatre. Curtain time is 8 p.m. General admission is $7. Admission is $6 for students and senior citizens. Free parking is available in all university lots. The show is the final production of the 1988-89 Parkside theatre schedule. The vaudeville-like comedy centers on love and a Roman slave's search for his children. The play is the first major musical undertaking of its kind at Parkside. The show features Parkside students and area talent. Choral director for the show is Kurt Chalgren, music director at Tremper High School and director of "Kids From Wisconsin." Instrumental director is August Wegner, associate professor of music at Parkside. Production director is Lee Van Dyke, chairman of the Parkside Dramatic Arts Department. COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. FROM THE P-SIDE FOOD-SERVICE. Parkside Food-Service Employees and Contract Administrators not eligible to win. There is help... The adult children of alcoholics by Sandra Riese Who are the adult children of alcoholics? There are an estimated 27 million children of alcoholics (ACOA's) in this country. The problems of growing up with a chemically dependent parent are far-reaching and many people feel the effects well into their adult lives. Once these children of alcoholics reach adulthood they experience problems related to trust, control and expression of feelings. Many no longer live with the alcoholic or drug dependent parent but find their adult lives unmanageable because of the heavy emotional involvement they continue to have with the family. Others have been made aware through their current experiences that alcoholism has left them with scars which still hurt and negatively affect their marriages, dieir relationships with friends and children, their self-esteem and their sense of family life. Some characterists of adult children of alcoholics are: • They are often loners and feel different from other people • They tend to judge themselves to harshly • They have difficulty having fun and take themselves too seriously • They have difficulty with intimate relationships • They are often approval seekers and fear personnal criticism • They often are attracted to people who are not there for them emotionally • They tend to focus on others rather than look honestly at themselves • They tend to be overly responsible • They have strong guilt feelings • Without intervention, between J/0-60% are in danger of becoming chemically dependent themselves. In recent years, there has been a sizeable increase in the number of adult children of alcoholics who are seeking help. To begin the process of recovery the adult child or co-dependent needs to admit that their parent is or was a chemically dependent individual and realize that this disease has affected and is still affecting them personally. Through education and support and insight the ACOA can learn that they are not alone, that they are not to blame for their parent's dependency. The process of recovery helps them to focus on themselves and their needs, and to begin to reach out to those that are close to them for perhaps the first time in their lives. Adult Children of Alcoholics meetings are held on campus Tuesday's from 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m. in Molinaro D131. Other related support groups meet Mondays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.- Alcoholic Anonymous and Wednesdays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.-Narcotic Anonymous both in Molinaro D131. The role of parents... Academic success to be discussed "Mobilizing Parents to Promote Student Academic Achievement" will be discussed by a California education consultant Monday, April 10, at Parkside. Erical Ladawn Law, a former elementary school principal, will discuss ways parents can work with their children and the schools in maximizing student achievement. The free public lecture will be held at 7 p.m. in Parkside's Union Cinema Theatre. The lecture is part of the Second Annual Cooperating Teacher Recognition Program, a program designed to honor teachers who have participated in Parkside's student teacher program. A reception, hosted by Parkside Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, will follow the lecture. Law has worked Reginald Clark, a nationally recognized educator who has studied the effect of parental involvement on student academic achievement with particular emphasis on minority populations. In 1985, Clark and Law headed the "Pasadena, California School-Home Relations Project," a bi-lingual program to assist teachers in developing collaborative strategies for students and parents. The program included structured parent-teacher conferences, a series of six parent information workshops and the development of "family friendly homework calendars" designed to incorporate family activities with school work. Applications available for women leaders seminar Applications are now being ** accepted for the "Women as Leaders" conference to be held May 14-27 at the Washington Center in Washington, D.C. The seminar is geared towards college women, its purpose is to help women define their career aspirations i l 20% DISCOUNT l Clip & Save This Ad j To all Parkside students and faculty . members only, on all merchandise in I our store. This ad is valid for as long | as you attend Parkside. ID required. 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(213) 477-8226 OURS ?2 00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave., A206-A. Los Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 9 HELP WANTED NANNY OPPORTUNITIES * San Diego - one girl - $250/week * Atlanta . travel - $160/week * Las Vegas -toddler - $250/week • New York -private apt. - $175/week * Virginia -infant - $200/week * Many positions available. One year comitment necessary. Call 1-800-937-NANI ATTENTION Accounting students. Needed: on-call bookkeeping assistants. If you have free days of evenings, temporary assignments are available in S.E. Milwaukee and Racine. Must have own transportation. Please send resumes to: Acu-Comp, P.O. Box 234, Oak Creek, WI 53154. WANTED BASS & guitar needed for Blues / Twang band...Chuck, 634-8699. WANTED - RIDE to and from DEAD show Mil. April 15, call Allan, 654-1778. PERSONALS FORGET FLORIDA - "Let s Padre" Texas Rocks! But we gotta fly! OVERHEARD IN PSGA Who's that giggling under Jay's desk? Shelle? RIKA, THE water's too deep! - Pebbles MONSIER, FRIENDSHIP & trust & respect & fun still equals a relationship - Mademoiselle RONDA: THAT'S a very BAD HABIT, signed B&T TOM: WAS the blow up as good as down? MITCH AND Teri, When are you coming over again? SIN CLAIR: If I get rid of the eyeball I will become bowlegged. You get rid of the name. Love Sioux LORI, HOW many positions. FRANCA, WHERE was your bra Sat. night? MARIE, DON'T slip on that vaseline. FRANK • THANK you so much for being there. I do really care. CHUCK, HOW was NACA? What was her name? MARIE B, DO you like ponytails? I hear he likes legs! HAPPY 20th Birthday Mike Bado! -An Art Friend. TED KOPPEL is a waffle. ED(itor): DO you get bootei when you partei, or are you doomed to rooms full of bazooms. RANGER GANG: I didn't know that Zack could fart, did you? Query: did Craig teach him? KELLIE P: The Bluebird Motel again? Love and kisses. - Kelly NO. Jon's Motel. - the Ayatullah ^Classifieds* CLIFF: CAN we BOTH see how Der- £££«».." 0r maybe Indiana. A1 I KNOW how soccer players get their exercise. HEY AL, go for the dolphin doink - dill ALL PARKSIDE Men, beware, the wrath of 3A Tiff and Jen. WANTED: POP TARTS! 3A - J.J. & J.T., Stay away from Bill T., Brian J., and Me. GIDGE, WHY did you eat the last piece of cake, Ha Ha Ha...Cliff & Burt. RONDA: ARE you a Tootsie pop or a Blow Pop? BORA BORA you Bar NONE!! RONDA: MY shorts are half wav down!! OH YEAH - You popped my button!! T.P. MISSED you during "naptime" last week "Dr. Schachter" RONDA: DON'T even qualify to measure your two blows!! I SAW Gidge kissing Goobey. - Frupv. PAB WE'VE made it happen! All year long. - Thank you SCOOTER! CAN we say Alimony? Moonpuppy? Cough up some dough! - Gidge RAISIN HELL in Wisconsin, and he even moon walks. 3C TERI - LOVE those bikinis! PARTY AT my house Friday night. - Gidge. JENS THE Union Man - I hear you don't like Peanut Butter! Shame on you! PAT DOLF - no, we don't all think you're god. AT LONG last...the Ranger needs a new cut line. STEVIE J. is a compulsive liar! HEY B.T. Cat. you are now Bildo. Thank You! Have a Nice Day. - C.O.C.K. PAT DOLF - Did you and your ego enjoy South Padre? STEVIE J. lies cuz he lacks It! TO - A. FISH, Help! I'm drowning • From Catman. BOB. A. - 60 pound weight loss - All right! HOW LARGE is the ant population down at D2 (D2 level)? MATT K. - Let's fuse our gametes! - Zygote. DON'T GET on the bad side of Jan and Tiff!! HEY BISON, why don't you be your own person! Pretty soon people will be calling you Ivan. SJ - I thought we could at least be friends. STEVIE J - I'M not going to apologize AGAIN!! I've tried several times, but you're too stubborn to realize it. DAVE, WHAT do you tend to attract more: Blondes or Brunettes?? Inquiring minds want to know!! LONDO, YOUR my lust man!! (IN or OUT of water!) - guess who?? WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager. Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D319A APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, 1989 AT 5:00 P.M RINA, IF I get Into another compulsive mood, I may not have any Hair left!! HELP! - ME SCOGGINS - DID you ever consider a career in Politics?? KIN - HOW do you spell relationships?? or is it relationSHOPS - Lisa RINA - DID your products arrive yet? (was it seaweed CREAM?) KIN - YOU & I almost made it to stage 3!! Oh well, we can't always be perfect! -Lisa STEVEY "J" - We miss talking with you!! Let's do lunch sometime - Cafe- 'style!! Love ya! Lisa & Rina IT'S NOT the age that is important, only the attitude. "SHE WALKS like a lady, but cries like a little girl." - POET PRINCESS: NOW can't tell left from right. Now, hiding natural beauty. - ROCK DENNY, DO you think you could walk a little bit slower down the "main hallway" so that we can enjoy the view a little longer? Love - us- PAT, SO like hows it like feel like to be like totally LIKED. DERRICK, WE love the way you get down and sport those moves! Love Lisa and Kim. A.J. THE walking hormone NACA 89. NPB - JUST wanted to say I like being with you! - PMS 3A - M. Monroe, Joe Dimaggio played baseball not basketball. JEN- JEN - Mama told me not to. LISA, DO you think that C-2 doesn't prefer blondes the same way C-l doesn't?! I thought NOT too! SAY WHAT!? LISA, SINCE Cassi 1 and 2 don't know the meaning of relationship, do you think they can tell us the meaning of relationSHOP. r LA & C Workshops MATH HELP Math Competence Preo. Thursday, April 27 4:30pm-6:00pm Meets in WLLC D150 Review for Finals College Algebra (Math 112) Tuesday, May 2 10:00am-11:30am Elementary Algebra (Math 015) Thursday, May 4 9:00am-10:30am intermediate Aiqet?ra (Math Q16) Thursday, May 4 11:00am-12:30pm All levels 015-112 (evening classes) Thursday, May 4 4:30pm-6:00pm All meet in WLLC 0150 No reservations needed v y Forum to address personal safety on campus by Kellie Pacagnella Ast. News Editor Do you feel safe at Parkside? Is safety just a woman's issue? What can yo do to assure your own safety? These are a just a few questions that will be discussed at a forum entitled, "Personal Safety on Campus." The seminar, which is being sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Committee, will take place on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m., in Union 104. Frances Bedford, chairperson for the Parkside Sexual Harassment Committee, believes that the strongest measure of prevention is education. "Education is primary preventive measure in safety, we hope this seminar will help inform people around Parkside," Bedford stated. The Sexual Harassment Committee at Parkside is comprised of nine members from the University community. If you believe you are a victim of sexual harassment, contack Linda Andrey at the Affirmation Action office, Tallent Hall, room 269. All complaints brought to the attention of the committee will be kept confidential. •FROM THE PROFESSIONAL TO THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER, WE OFFER SERVICE" AUTO & TRUCK PARTS AMERICAN & IMPORT SUPPLIES • ACCESSORIES • TOOLS • NEW & REBUILT PARTS r-C0MPLETE AUTO MACHINE SHOP SERVICE— ENGINE REBUILDING • AIR CONDITIONING PARTS DISC BRAKE REPAIR • CYLINDER HEAD & VALVE WORK OPEN DAILY 8 A.M. TO 5:30 P.M. SAT. 8 A.M. TO 3 P.M. 10 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger Profscam attacks professoriat of today by Bill Serpe "Faculty members are locked in place through tenure, and they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' like a mighty engine of destruction." This is only one of the charges against the professoriat of today made by Charles J. Sykes in his new book, Profscam. What the professors have destroyed is the university and the quality of undergraduate education. All of this, according to Sykes, is the result of the "... they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' tike a mighty engine of destruction." . -Pr ofscam, Charles Sykes post-war baby boom and the American dream that everyone should have a college education. As admissions standards are lowered, professors move away from the classrooms and the illiterate new students, thus creating the dawn of teaching assistants, huge class sections an'd the hands-off policy towards professors. Add to this the "publish or perish" syndrome established by the professoriat to weed themselves out and you have the academic PAB's seven-band challanae.. This Friday: Battle of the Bands '89 by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you ready to rock and roll this Friday? The second annual Battle of the Bands is ready with seven acts from up-and-coming area groups vying for a performance spot at Summerfest '89 Mark Thompson, Live Entertainment Committee chairman, said the event will be held in the cafeteria this year. The doors will open at 7 p.m. and performances will begin at 7:30 p.m. Two stages will be available so one band can set up while another is playing. Each band will play a y2 hour set. The bands involved in the competition are finalists selected from an original list of twelve applicants. "The response to the event has really been good this year," Thompson said. "The bands that will play this Frday are really good; it will be a lot of fun." The seven finalists are as follows. Open Wound, from Parkside, plays hard rock music. They have some original songs mixed in with top 40 music. Xpress, from Waukesha, plays top 40 music including Cheap Trick, INXS and Van Halen. Moriah, from Parkside, is a Christian rock band already in the recording circles in this area. They play original music. The Danger Cats, from Parkside, played music by the Ramones and the Vapors on their demo tape. Euphoria, from Parkside, plays original hard rock songs. Sky Watcher, from Parkside, plays mostly top 40 music. They include a song by Cars in their performance. Cosmic Validator, from UW-Milwaukee, plays a unique version of original progressive rock music. Several judges have already been selected to choose the Summerfest-bound band. They include Bob Babish, who is in charge of booking entertaiment for Summerfest; Chuck Might, an entertainment columnist for the Racine Journal Times, and Mark Krueger from WQFM radio station in Milwaukee. Runners-up in the competition should not be too disappointed; the second place band wins $200, the third place band takes home $100. Thompson thinks that the event will be a success. "We got a lot of promotion out to the area schools ahead of time. The response has been really good," he said. The event will be dry, meaning no alcohol will be served. Tickets are $2 for Parkside students with ID and $3 for guests. (P PaiK&ioe Activities Boaio village of today. Sykes levels his charges primarily at large universities, with Harvard and the University of Wisconsin-Madison taking the brunt of his indictment. He tells, one after another, the horror stories about the undergraduate class sizes numbering into the hundreds, and how these classes are left at the mercy of graduate students and teaching assistants while the professoriat has locked itself away doing research. When it comes to research, Svkes notes the titles of undoubtedly questionable published material, among them: 'Evolution of the Potholder; From Technology to Popular Art", "Women's Shopping: A Sociological Approach" and "A Linguistic and Pedagogic Exegeses of Some (Jieng) Dinka Tongue Twisters, Riddles and Song and Dance Games." "Profspeak," the language of the academic village, according to Sykes, "is a direct Root Hoq or Die... product of the culture's Triple Imperative of Obscurantism- ...they (professors) can make even the most trivial subject sound impressive and the commonplace observation im- > measurably profound, even if the subject is utterly insignificant." While reading Profscam one gets the feeling that Sykes gets redundant. However, what seems to be a rehashing of an already stated idea is, in fact, a new angle at which he corroborates the charges he is making. This book should make anyone who reads it angry: students, when they realize that what they had expected about being shortchanged is true; parents and taxpayers, whose dollars go to support a system where sicktime is added up by the class hours missed rather than the days away from the job; and finally the professoriat, when they discover that they have been caught with an accumulation of evidence against them that is very impressive. Music doesn't always have to be serious DISCovery by Chuck Might Music doesn't always have to be serious, and some of the best musicians have taken a humorous approach to it. A recent addition to this genre is a new album by MOJO NIXON & SKID ROPER entitled "Root Hog Or Die." This album is hilarious from beginning to end, starting with "Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child," through a tribute to "Pirate Radio," on up to the final cut "She's Vibrator Dependent.'' The funniest parts occur on the song "Chicken Drop" which- describes an unusual betting pool which takes place on a huge piece of plywood, complete with imitative sound effects courtesy of the horn section. Another highlight is a version of Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Lapd" in which we are introduced to an ideal society called "Mojo World." The underlying style of the album is horn-based blues, and the musicianship is of high quality, but this record never takes itself too seriously. If you just want to have some fun, though, check it out. Ml College Students EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 Ranger bats AWOL in double-header loss by A1 Trammell The Parkside pitching staff made the trip to Chicago last Thursday, but it looked like the rest of the squad missed the bus as the Rangersdropped a pair of games at the hands of the University of Illinois-Chicago Circle 2-1 and 4-1. The AWOL offense could manage only nine hits in 14 innings of baseball against the Flames, with Don Keller getting one of only two Ranger extra-base hits with his first collegiate homerun in the third inning of game two. That was all the Rangers would get through, as they let opportunity after opportunity go by. The nightcap saw Parkside strand nine runners, six of them in scoring position, throughout the contest. At the other end of the spectrum, game two saw the Flames make good use of their opportunities as they scored four times on only six hits against starter Jeff Lemmerman and reliever Dennis Oakley. Crucial Ranger errors added to their misery as two of the UIC four runs were unearned. Offensively, the Rangers were on the verge of breaking out, but a pair of two-out, bases loaded strikouts closed down rallies in both the third and fourth innings. Parkside's women take second in outdoor meet by Jeff Lemmermann The Parkside women's track team finished an impressive second last weekend in outdoor action. Becca Scott keyed the Rangers with sprint victories in both the 100 meter and 200 meter with times of 13.3 and 26.3 (into the wind). The 200 featured a one-two Ranger finish as teammate Yolanda Finley was edged by Scott in a time of 26.5. Finley won the 400 meter with a time of 60.4. Also winning for the Rangers were Nancy Marter in the 800 meter with a time of 2:20.5, and Jilleen Pfarr in the 1500 at 4:52.5. Paula Stokman and Amy Kampf finished second in the 5000 and 3000 respectively, while the Ranger relay squad of Lori DeBJieck, Marter, Pfarr, and Finley placed second in the 1600. The men, who were in action in Beloit last weekend, had three runners winning. Dan Peterson won the 3000 meter Steeplechase and finished 3rd in the 5000. Pat Kochanski won the 800 meter and followed with a 4th in the 1500, while Mike Nelson won the 500 for the Rangers. Netters lose a close match to Carthage by Jeff Lemmermann The men's tennis team played a pair of matches last week, losing a tough one to Carthage while playing to a 3- 3 tie in a shortened match at UW-Stevens Point. Against Carthage, the Rangers fell behind early as Joe Barrette and Jeff Stanich dropped their singles matches in the number one and two spots respectively. Brian Chike got one of those losses back as he took a 6-4, 6-7 (5- 7), 6-2 Decision from Carthage's Craig Niebler. Andy Callahan was beaten in three sets, but both Dave Harris and Scott Schuliet won in straight sets as the teams finished tied after singles play 3- 3. In doubles, Carthage took control of the match with straight set wins in the one and two doubles as Callahan and Stanich were beaten 2-6, 3-6; and Barrette and Chike dropped their match 0-6, 4-6. Harris and Schuliet avoided the doubles sweep by winning in convincing style 6-1, 6-2 at number three doubles. In unofficial matches against Carthage, Andy Hay dropped a tough two set match 6-7 (5-7), 4-6; while Kirk Noha won easily 6-0. 6-1. In doubles, Noha and Hancock combined on a 6-2, 6-3 victory. Against Stevens Point, only the singles portion of the match was completed as the Pointers had failed to schedule adequate court time. Barrette opened at number one singles against Point, and he took a 6-7 (5-7), 7-5, 6-3 decision. Stanich and Callahan, playing at number two and four respectively, lost two set matches, but Chike evened up the team scores with a 7-6 (9- 7), 6-2 win. The teams split the final two singles matches, with Harris losing in three and Schuleit winning in three for the tie. The teams opened the doubles portion of the match, but were forced to suspend play after completion of the first set in all three of the doubles matches. Baseball squad bounces back in double-header dual against MSOE by Jeff Reddick On Saturday the Parkside Rangers baseball team took on M.S.O.E. at home in a double header. Which featured the Rangers taking both games in what was a welcome offensive charge in sup- Port of some rather effective Pitching. In the first game Parkside pitchers Darrin Pluskota, Doug Langendorf, and Jeff Fenrick combined for a five hit shutout in the 5-0 win. The offense was again powered by Brian Gauthier who went three for three including a double and a long homerun, while driving in two. The second game turned out to be a slaughter as M.S.O.E. put on a rendition of the Keystone Cops in the field, committing six errors while the Rangers scored a 15-4 victory in a slaughter rule shorted five inning game. The top three in the order scored nine runs with Doug Londo two for four with three runs scored, Hall one for four, with two runs and two RBIs, and Armand Bonofoglio three for three, three runs and four RBIs. The bottom of the order set the table for the top as the last three men in the order Star Dietrich, Tony Bonofoglio, and Jeff Lewis each scored twice. Pitching under very loose conditions for the first time all year, John Hagen picked up the win while allowing only one base hit. George Doome finished up for Hagen and got his first work of the season. Game one saw a beautiful pitching performance by Steve Leonhard go down the tubes as he went the distance in allowing only two runs on three hits in six innings of work. Circle starter Keith Lichteustu matched Leonhard though, giving up only a single run in the sixth. On the day, Lichteustu allowed just four hits while striking out seven. Only three Rangers reached second base on the day as Parkside dropped the opener 2-1. For the day, the only hitting highlights were Keller's solo homer in the nightcap, and a two for two performance by Dave Rebro in game one. Leonhard, whose record dropped to 1-1, gave up only one earned run in six innings of work. Lemmermann, the loser in game two, also dropped to 1-1 on the season as the Ranger overall mark dropped to 2-7. Intrameural Basketball Championship S.I.W. - 30-39-69, The Busters - 23-38-61 S.I.W. - Henry Owens 4, 3-6, 17. Daryl Garland 5, 1-4,14. Dave Peterson 4, 3-6,11. Joseph Brown 5, 0-0, 12. Brian Brown 7, 3-4, 18. Bino Hickman 1, 0-0, 2. TEAM 26, 10-20, 69. Busters - Bill Topp 6, 0-0, 16. Len Anhold 4, 0- 0, 8. Scott Leske 9, 3-4, 27. Jeff Somenske 2, 0-0, 4. Guy Leach 3, 0-0, 6. TEAM 24, 3-4, 61. Parkside Get JUCO Transfer Ed Pettis, a former Whitnall High school basektball star, has agreed to attend Parkside, and will be eligible to play for the Rangers in the 1989-90 season. Pettis, who graduated from Whitnall in 1988, is currently attending Gogebic Community College in. Ironwood Michigan. THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Baseball: TODAY at UW-Madison Apr. 15th at UW-Milwaukee-1:00 Apr. 18th at Carroll College Women's Softball: Apr. 14th at St. Francis College Tournament Apr. 17th HOME vs. St. Xavier~4:00 Apr. 18th at Ul-Chicago Apr. 19th at N.C.E. Men's Tennis: Apr. 18th at Carthage College-3:00 Men & Women's Track: Apr. 15th at Boilermaker Special, Indiana (MEN) Apr. 15th at UW-Whitewater (WOMEN) 12 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed THE FAR SIDE ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & your GPA is 3.3/4.0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information, toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You arc Tomorrow. NAVY OFFICER. You are the Navy. By GARY LARSON "Well, look who's excited to see you back from being de-clawed." 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