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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK Student Health Services "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Rlese, director of SHS. See Page 3 WLBR The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's one and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. See Page 3 Governor Tommy Thompson On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison.encouragedcitizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. See Page 5 Senior Citizens A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letter-writing senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. See Page 5 Editorial What did you think of The Ranger News? See Page 8 College Fund-Raising Private Donations Carthage College 1985-86 1986-87 1987-88 1988-89 1989-90 1990-91 1991-92 $1.05 million $1.52 million $2.25 million $ 2.05 million $2.17 million $ 3.45 million $3.60 million UW-Parkside 1987 $133,700 1988 $174,800 1989 $246,000 1990 $262,000 1991 $360,000 Source: Journal Times Recycle IVIe Decision on Professor Dennis Dean possible By Dennis Clarke News Writer Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humanities accused of four counts of sexual harassment, is still waiting for word on his future. Dean has asked for an open appeals hearing before the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents. However, no date has been set for the hearing. "The process is to arrange a briefing schedule for the parties involved," said Judith Temby, Secretary of the UW Board of Regents, whose office is in charge of coordinating the hearings. "That is in line with the usual practice. But a date has not been set yet for the hearing." The parties that are directly involved are Dean, his attorney, Mark Nielsen, and the UW Board of Regents Person- Dennis Dean nel Matters Review Committee. UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan says she hopes tob e part of the proceedings also. The hearings will be open to the public if Dean requests it. Kaplan cannot definitively say why it is taking so long for the hearing to begin, but she notes that the matter is no longer in her hands. "It's off the campus," she stated. "It's been in the hands of the Board Continued on Page 2 £ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 28 April 23,1992 Consensual relations draft meets with disapproval at UW-Parkside By Andy Patch News Editor Recently, the Sexual Harassment Committee drafted a statement regarding consensual relations between staff and students at the UW-Parkside campus (presented in the January 23,1992 issue of The Ranger News). The statement has met with disapproval from various students and staff members, including associate professor of philosophy Aaron Snyder. The first concern to be addressed regarding the statement, Snyder believes, is the necessity of such a document at all. "The presumption, I think, is that all members of the university community are adults, and OT certain libertarian priniciples...rational adults are entitled to make their own decisions about consensual relations." A second concern expressed by Snyder questions whether or not such a statement should be incorporated into the sexual harassment policy. "Consensual relations" necessarily includes the consent of both parties in- Kaplan spends day in wheelchair as part of Disability Awareness Week volved, whereas harassment is coercive, or non-consensual. Third, Snyder notes several problems with the content of the statement in general. The most important of these lies with the concept of a "definite power differential." "It's clear that certain relations are to be discouraged, but it's not clear what the boundaries are. For example, if I'm your dissertation supervisor and you and I get into a romantic or sexual relationship, that's a no-no. If you're a student registered in erne of my classes...then that's a definite no-no - and I think on that most people would agree." Is there a definite power differential between a student and professor when the two are in no way academically related, possibly even from differing departments? Snyder believes not Finally, Snyder questions the purpose of the statement in general. He states that it was Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore not made clear to him, both in the document itself and when he asked the committee, what the statement was intended to do. "If its just a statement (and not a policy)," poses Snyder, "why bother?" Further, "Is it the intent of this docu- Continued on Page 2 By Andy Patch News Editor Early risers at the university last Tuesday, April 14, had the opportunity to see UW-Paikside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan in a new light Kaplan, in recognition of Disability Awareness Week, spent half of the day touring the campus and fulfilling her regular duties in a wheelchair. The purpose of the exercise, in addition to supporting. Disability Awareness Week, was to gain a stronger understanding of the difficulties faced by disabled students at UWParkside and to draw attention to specific areas in which the university needs to improve in its accomodations for the handicapped. Kaplan believes that the experience has made her better able to empathize with disabled students and to see the problems with which they must cope. "[My experience] gave me a deeper respect for the challenges that the physically disabled students face. As a person responsible for this institution, I was made much more aware of the limitations of the buildings..it really reminds us that we need to constantly be on top of those problems, and not simply say 'Well, we'll get to it Continued on Page 2 DESIGN FOR DIVERSITY New minority students, UW-Parkside YEAR GOAL ENROLLMENT 1988-89 84 97 1989-90 91 88 1990-91 99 90 1991-92 106 109 Total undergraduate minority enrollment Minority Percent Year Enrollment V of total 1989-90...— .......328......... a. ».«*. •H..UU(.6>7% 1990-9t«« t't* 347 4 Wm. ^..7.0% 1991-92. •MrtcUW-SyM J2 THE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 In The News April 23,1992 Campus Calendar Ffiday Saturday •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission-$5 students, $6 guests •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" 7pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Admission- $5 students, $6 guests •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Film: "The Addams Family" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 for students, $2 for guests (PAB) •Gran Baile! featuringLa Experiencia. 8pm in the Union Square. $3 in advance for students, $4 in advance for guests, $5 general admission Kaplan's day with the disabled Dean asks for open Board of Regents hearing Continued from Page 1 of Regents'office since February." Kaplan notes that the Board of Regents is rather busy. "These things take time. The Board of Regents members work full-time so finding a time to schedule it is just a lot more complicated than it appears." However, the board members aren't the only ones with jobs. Dean also has professional responsibilities and would like to get on with the proceedings as soon as possible. "It's a difficult situation now because we're coming up on final exams and grading, and that's a somewhat sensitive area as I'm sure they (Temby's office) are aware." However, Dean doubts thatth e hearing will occur anytime soon. "I don't see that it would be very likely at all that it would ktae place before the end of the semester." Dean is rater displeased with the rate at which matters are moving. "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that joba t San Jose no longer apply." Kaplan had been considering taking the position of president at San Jose State University in California in March. Asked why the proceedings are taking so long, Dean simply said, "I wouldn't want to second guess the Regents." Temby noted that more information on the hearings may be available within the nexttwo weeks. The UW-Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee in December made a recommendation to Kaplan that Dean be suspended for a year without pay, stripped of his tenure and forced to receive counseling that would be monitored by the campus' sexual harassment committee. The recommendation came after the Rights and Responsibilities Committee's November hearing at which Dean and his four The case at that point went to Temby and the Board of Regents. Dean vehemently denies that he is guilty of any sexual harassment and feels that he is being harassed by Kaplan's administration as a result of criticisms he has made of her in the past. Continued from Page 1 tomorrow.'" The university has made strong positive steps in die last several years in accomodating handicapped students (including restrooms, automatic doors and drinking fountains, and lifts in Main Place). "But," states Kaplan, "there is still a great deal more to be done." "We are aware of things that need to be done, and we're working on them. Parking is a problem for us, in that we don't have enough handicapped parking spaces (additional spaces will be added this summer)...Theelevators have been a frustration for all of us." (Attempts at upgrading the current elevator systems have been hampered by state budgeting officials) "Unfortunately, there are things we can do nothing about - the inclines on the bridges between the buildings, the lifts in Main Place - they work, but they're a little scary. The problems with the elevators, the library stacks..." "Werealize that there isaproblem, but making them more accessible to the disabled would require such major reconstruction that it would be simply cost prohibitive." (Library staff are, however, willing to find whatever resource is needed upon request) UW-Parkside's administration is not alone in its attempt to better accomodate handicapped students, however. "We have a 504 Committee chaired by Carol Cashen, with several students and staff members from the university, including Gary Nephew and Sandra Riese, that has been looking for problem areas on campus. "Every time they find a specific problem that we can deal with, we assign someone to fix it Some things, like the library stacks, aren' t fixable, but 95 percent of the things are. Recommendations that have been taken thus far include (handicapped) signs being posted more immediately, the Main Place lifts being checked for operation on a daily basis, and food service line accessibility." Regarding Disability Awareness Week in general, Kaplan was very positive. "I thought is was a very successful week. I think Gary Nephew and the students who were on the committee deserve great credit - they put together a very good array of activities (such as the various speakers, the wheelchair basketball game, etc.).~and were able to make people aware and a little more sensitive." Kaplan stresses thei mportance of such activities for her and the other administrators that were involved in the program. "It was important to experience [life as a disabled person] from the perspective of someone who has to do it every day." Disapproval for relations draft "They (the Board of Regents) are going fairly slowly on this matter, and some of the obvious excuses such as the fact Chancellor Kaplan was applying for that job at San Jose no longer aoolv." Dennis Dean accusers, Kimberly Meyer, Wanda Leiting, Melinda Thomea nd Jackie Arena, testified. In January, Kaplan wrote a letter to Dean informing him that she disagreed with the committee's recommendation and wanted him fired. Continued from Page 1 ment to preclude or discourage sex relationships? The document doesn't make it clear. I asked that question to the Sexual Harassment Committee, and their reaction was zero...Are we opposed to coercion, or are we opposed to sex?" Several students, when asked about a university policy on consentual relationships between students and faculty, expressed support for Snyder's arguments. Says senior English major Carlise Newman, "I think it's [the statement] stupid because we should be able tod o what we want, but, if it's, say, a student with a professor who teaches their class there might be some discretion needed..." "I don't think it's any of the university's business what faculty and/or staff and students do on their own free time," states Mike Paupore, a junior business major. "I think that we're all adults and that we can handle our own lives without the interference of other people." Adds student Lisa Dukowitz, "I think that that policy is kind of immature...I think that as college students, we should be able to have relationships with whomever we feel, it's not like we're children anymore..." Further, Snyder expressed concerns as to whether or not opposition to the statement are and wil l be taken seriously. "I spoke to the Sexual Harassment Committee and I raised some concerns about the statement, but I'm afraid that they were not listening too hard; they did not seem to be interested in my concerns...They heard me out, they were polite, I think they were sleeping through most of what I said, and when I had my say, they said Thank you,' and I left." Snyder states that he would like to initiate further discussion on both the issue and the statement. Correction International Day, held yesterday, was sponsored by the Parkside International Club, notthe Hispanic Organization of Parkside as stated in last week's issue. April 23,1992 Campus News THE RANGER NEWS, Page 3® UW-Parkside's Student Health Services brings affordable health care to students on a budget Parkside's Student Health Services is one of the campus' best kept secrets By Scott Singer Layout Editor What do you do when you are in need of medical care on a budget? Where do you go when you have questions about your health or are in need of health supplies? Answers to these questions can sometimes seem difficult for students. Fortunately, there is an answer; the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's StudentHealth Services (SHS). SHS offers answers to these questions and more. "SHS is the student's answer to the medical question," explains Sandra Riese, director of SHS. According to Riese, SHS offers a wide range of services for the student, and many for faculty as well. SHS offers routine care, acute care for illness and emergencies, counseling, health education, wellness promotion, and more. "SHS is perfect for the student because we offer so many free programs," said Riese. "If a student needs to make a visit to a physician, he can go toS t. Catherine's Family Practice Center, which offers office visits at no charge after being refered byS HS," explained Riese. The center is located conveniently in Talent Hall. In fact, convenience is one of the strong points of SHS. "A student can walk in and in a relaivt ely short period of time receive free routine care," explained Riese. Such care includes strep screens, TB skin tests, immunization, pregnancy tests, and more. Other services are avai lable at a low cost to the student This includes contraceptives supplies for a low cost, distributed in complete confidentiality. The current price for ten condoms is $1.00. Of course, confidentiality is stressed at SHS. "All medical records and patient visits are completely confidential. No one can have access to your medical files without your written permission," explains Riese. In addition to ther outine medical care offered, SHS offers professional counseling and referals. Areas covered include alcohol and drug concerns, depression, eating disorders, rape, incest, suicide, and relationship issues. "SHS has hired Marcy Cayo as the new alcohol program coordinator and counselor. She will be a valuable addition to our staff and will be coordinating our Peer Educator program as well,"s ays Riese. Cayo is currently available in the Peer Educator office. The SHS office, located in Molinaro D115, is open Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. On Monday and Thursday the office is open until 6 p.m. Student Health services is the answer to the students medical dilemma. Professional care can be arranged by calling SHS at 595- 2366. The alcohol program and Peer Educators are available in Molinaro D124 and can bere ached at 595-2365. UW-Parkside radio station recruiting WLBR is Parkside's student run radio station Anna Curl Assistant Layout Editor Attention those of you looking for some convenient, on-eampus job experience, or should I say "excellent resume filler?" The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's One and only radio station, WLBR, is in need of your assistance. This may be the opportunity you have been waiting for. Currently, WLBR broadcasts programming based upon students' requests into the Recreation Center. Also, there has been talk of a possible "cable system" out to the dorms. From malfunctioning equipment to scarcity of DJ's to its relocation down to the Recreation Center, WLBR (Wisconsin Low Budget Radio) has undoubtedly been through a lot. However, now is your chance to get involved and make a difference by devoting some spare time toward the revitalization of WLBR. The open 1992-93 WLBR Executive Council positions include: Station Manager, Public Relations Director, Music Director, Programming Director, Technical Director, and Disc Jockeys. Applications for these positions are available in Union 209, the Student Activities Office. If you have the slightest bit of interest in music, the radio industry, broadcasting, or even just an opportunity to have fun while gaining an invaluable learning experience, then look no further. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 595-2278 or the SOC Office at 595-2244. Speakers discuss the problems of german reunification GGrraanntt TL.anrrssepnn .... . ... Feature Writer German natives Thomas Schuller and Hubert Goldbrunner spoke at a discussion at UW-Parkside on Wednesday, April 15, concerning theproblems and prospects of modern Germany after reunification. The men are on vacation traveling throughout the United States for two weeks and are stopping at a few colleges during this time. Both presented, according to their areas of expertise, several obstacles that a unified Germany must face in the present and in the future. Mr. Schuller is an information specialist with the Amerika Haus in Frankfurt and specializes in cultural and journalistic exchange between the United States and the =========== Federal Republic of Germany. He believes that one problem to ownership of property in the affecting every citizen of Germany former East Germany. make decisions and mediate disagreements in an attempt to smooth out the new troubles caused by reunification. One job of the government is to work out the thousands of claims Resurgence of r ightwing political groups, the financial effects caused b y t he w ithdrawal of American troops, and the future of th e at hletes fr om the former East Germany. is the inherent difficulty in attempting to merge two peoples who have not been interactive for over 40 years. "Buildup in the east," he states, "must be compensated by a decrease in the living standards in the west. It's hard for people to change their attitudes." The German government is in a difficult situation since it must Schuller explained that when Germany began its unification process the question arose whether West Germans who had owned property in East Germany before WWII should receive compensation for their lost property or whether the land should be returned to the owners. The current practice, Schuller says, is to return the land to the original owner. This policy means that the government has the burden of making decisions on hundreds of thousands of claims for restitution. Schuller talked about the Institute for Environmental Problems, a newly created group formed by the government to discuss solutions to the terrible waste and pollution problems in the former East Germany. Schuller explained that these problems are caused in large part by the use of inefficient brown coal in the factories. The Institute is working on a plan to clean up the environment and update the factories so that the air, water, and land in eastern Germany will not continue to be polluted. After Schuller's presentation, Mr. Goldbrunner brought up a few problems he recognized facing a recently unified Germany. Goldbrunner designs and implements social programs for troubled youth in Munich so his experience in counseling and educating the youth of Germany gives him a unique view of some of the social problems facing the country after reunification. Goldbrunner explained that the youth from eastern Germany "like their freedom," but this freedom also introduces several social problems that must be handled. There are many youths in eastem Germany whose ethnic background is Tuikish, but these youths are also second generation natives of Germany. Goldbrunner explained that this is a problem because these youths consider themselves German, but the ethnic Germans disagree whether or not these Turkish youths should be citizens of the Federal Republic of Germany. Goldbrunner says that there There are many youths in eastern Germany whose ethnic background is T urkish b ut these yo uths are a lso second generation n atives of Germany. has been some physical conflict over this issue, but the government is attempting to define and solve the problem. Goldbrunner also stated that one of the main social problems facing Germany is the integration of the educational systems of eastem and western Germany. A few of these decisions being made in Germany are how to give equal opportunity for higher education, how to smoothly institute English as a mandatory language in studies, how to make French and Latin the recommended choices in language studies instead of Russian, and how to find professors willing to teach in the former East Germany. Schuller and Goldbrunner addressed questions concerning other impacts of the reunified Germany. These include the resurgence of right-wing political groups, the financial effects caused byt he withdrawal of American troops, and the situation concerning the future of the athletes from the former East Germany. Schuller suggested that once tire problems are identified, the difficult decision for the government is how to spend and invest the tight budget of the united Germany. Should more money or less money be spent on education, infrastructure, foreign investment, production, or social programs? He proposes that these are the unanswerable questions that will materialize as the unification process continues. THE RANGER NEWS, Page 4 Feature April 23,1992 Shuttle Bus Colleen L. Clemins Staff Writer Almost everyone at UW-Parkside has made use of the shuttle bus service. But what do we really know about these men who drive us around campus? The listing posted on the bus merely says "morning, Duane" and "afternoons, Ron" ,but there is a lot more to these two men than that. Duane Stipek drives from 7:00 a.m. until 11:30 a.m. He starts his day out byc hecking out the busa nd to make sure it's running properly. He begins picking up passengers at 7:30 a.m. although there are not many at that hour. He finds his work to be pleasant yet sometimes monotonous. He does not mind. Before starting his job atUW-Paikside Duane thought he might have some problems with students but nothing of the sort has occurred. service: The men who drive us around campus Duane grew up in Cadot, WI, northeast of Eau Claire. He lived in Racine for about a year, but he has spent the last thirty-two years in Kenosha. Duane has been married for thirty-four years and he and his wife have five grown children. Duane leads a busy life. He worked for Chrysler for several years, but is now retired from there. He also worked in a train depot for Metra before coming to UW-Parkside in September of 1991. He enjoys traveling, playing horseshoes and fixing up old cars in his spare time. Duane finishes driving at 11:30 a.m. and that is when Ron Formella takes over. Ron is also retired from Chrysler and has done a numb er of different things since retiring. Among these things he has worked for the Illinois Lake County Forest Preserve and drove a bus for the Kenosha Achievement Center before coming to UW-Parkside in January 1992. Ron enjoys his job, especially meeting new people. He says his job can be monotonous and he admits he would like to drive the bus the wrong way around Inner Loop Road one day just to break the monotony. Ron is from Sharon, WI. He lived in Milwaukee for several years but has resided in Kenosha for the past twenty-three years. He has been married for thirty-two years and he and his wife Patricia have four children. Ron keeps busy in his spare time by helping his wife, who is a full-time realtor. He enjoys bike riding, bo wli ng and collecting rocks from the different places he's visited. Ron is also a student at UWParkside, but he hasn't decided on Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Shuttle Bus driver waits for a student a major yet. He has been attending UW-Parkside for several years on a part-time basis. And as far as graduation, he feels his thirteen year old daughter will probably graduate from college before he does. After getting to know a little more about these two men iti s easy to see th^t there is a lot more to them than what the sign says. Getting a Job Is Serious Business Fear of rejection in your job search A Breadth of Knowledge at UW-Parkside By Jo Ann Goodyear Director, The Career Center As graduation approaches, friends and family ask the "famous" question, "What are you going to do after graduation?" Students often rationalize or try to explain away their fears regarding their fate after completing their degree. Fear of failing in a job search can keep students from honestly frying to look for a position. Rather than invest in a potentially long, depressing job search, students protect themselves by withholding effort. Such an approach becomes a trap: If you don't lode for a job, you can't find one. To overcome anxieties, graduating students need a job search strategy. To get started, candidates need to: • Assess job related skills • Define job target • Identify prospective employers and then launch a campaign. Remember, you need to generate "no's" to get to "yes"! The Career Center staff stands ready to assist students in many ways, before and after graduation. Take advantage of this free source of advice and encouragement! By Christopher J. Daniel Staff Writer Since the First c lass of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, the university has offered a variety of courses developed to ensure students of a liberal- based education. At the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, these courses are called Breadth of Knowledge (BOK). Breadth of Knowledge courses range from geography to political science, with many fields of study in between. Although it may be said by some students that thBe OK courses are a waste of time and energy, many students feel that they positively profited from the courses offered. These students provided the following comments. "The diversity of courses provides students with a well rounded education," states Monique Ritacca. She goes cm to e xplain how she gained a greater appreciation for the arts after taking an art appreciation course. Another student, Colleen Clemins, believes that "today's students need to be knowledgeable in a variety of areas." The BOK courses immensely offered assistance in the effort to receive a complete education. For example, the political science course that Colleen took gave her a "greater understanding of the political world." Junior Henry Owens states that at first he did not want to take any of these BOK courses; he took them because they were required. However, much to his surprise, he realized that he enjoyed many of the courses. As a result, Henry took a much greater interest in those other areas. These statements only reinforce the idea that learning allows the individual to understand the world around him or her, and that learning in this respect can be quit e rewarding. If this is so, what belter way to learn than at a university with all of the professionals of that particular discipline here to encourage and assist you personally? It would be so much easier for students to do well in these courses, if they wentintotheseBOKclasses with an open mind and a dedicated spirit. Anthony Brown, director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, also adds that it would be extremely helpful if students would take an active role in seeking advising early on to ensure that courses that would most fit our individual academic needs would be taken. So, the next time you happen to take one of these required courses, do it with an open mind, an open heart and a smile. Who knows, taking one of these courses may change your course in life! Join THE HANGER NEWS Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Regents stand firm on fees for elderly Mike Dorsher Wisconsin State Journal, A divided UW Board of Regents rebuffed a horde of letterwriting senior citizens Friday April 10, refusing to allow them to audit classes for free. On a 10-6 vote, the regents affirmed their year-old policy of requiring state residents age 62 and older to pay 30 percent of the normal audit fee. Non-resident senior citizens must pay 50 percent of the non-resident audit fee. Under a policy revision, disabled students of all ages are allowed to audit classes for free. Each campus' chancellor may waive audit fees for the needy of any age, but courses may only be audited when there is extra room in the class. After the board replaced the policy that allowed free auditing by the elderly, the number of those auditing classes fell from 235 in summer 1990 to 108 last summer, and from 940 in fall 1990 to 441 last fall. As a result, the new fee revenue totaled less than $36,000. "The amount of money may be small," regent Bert Grover said, "but the principle is not" "Non-need-based entitlements are taking America down the tubes," Grover said. 'This institution ought not get into discriminatory policies." Regent Lee Dreyfus argued for free auditing for the elderly, noting he instituted the policy more Celebrate a well informed summer break By Christine Bunkers Staff Writer With summer break on the horizon, end of semester parties ensue. Parties, big or small, can be found all over town. But what is the connection between letting one's hair down at the end of the semester and chemistry? (Yes, chemistry.) The connection, when drinking occurs, is the blood alcohol level (BAC). This past winter two chemistry students from the University of Wisconsin-Parkside campus conducted an experiment which served two purposes. The first was to test the accuracy of alcohol consumption charts, and the second was to determine whether or not the legal limit of. 10% was too high, too low or average. The results may surprise you. They may even effect the way you feel about the current legal limit Matthew J. Lopour and Michael Riley under the supervision of Dr. Richard Judge tested urine samples to determine the exact blood alcohol levels after having consumed enough alcohol to place them at the .10% level according to consumption charts. Both Lopour and Riley consumed six -twelve ounce beers in one hour at the rateo f one every ten minutse. They then proceeded to drink three more twelve ounce beers over a period of two more hours. Urine samples were taken at two different times. The first one was taken one and ah alf hours after consumption and the second was taken three hours after. According to the chart, at the one and a half hour interval their blood alcohol levels should be between .08 and .09%. At three hours the chart placed them somewhere between .11 and .15%. At the first testing, Lopour and Riley were approximately between .06 and .07%. At the second, Lopour's BAC was .0889% and Riley's was .1594%. Riley weighs ten pounds less than Lopour and began drinking on an empty stomach. What conclusions did the experiment provide? The good news is that the alcohol consumption charts are fairly accurate. This experiment reaffirmed the understanding that weight and stomach content do effect the level of intoxication. Finally, according to Lopour, who at .09% could barely walk or keep his eyes open let alone take a sobriety test, "...the legal limit in Wisconsin is way too high." Scratch magazine due out soon The new magazine you've all been hearing about will soon be hot off the presses! UW-Parkside's student publication, Scratch Literary Magazine, will have its Spring 1992 issue available at the campus bookstore (upstairs) the week of Monday, May 4. Previously unpublished works from UWP's students and faculty, including short and long fiction, essays, poetry anda rtwoik, are featured in the magazine. Help support this new endeavor and your fellow writers, poets and artists by purchasing a copy (or two). Price per issue is $3.00. For $1.00 more. Scratch can be mailed to you by filling out the order form below. Remember, Scratch will soon be accepting submissions for the Fall 1992 issue. Watch for details. r ~i Scratch Literary Magazine Supscription Form Spring 1992 Name: Address: City: Phone: State: Zip:_ L Please send me [ 1 copy(s) at $4.00 / each TOTAL: ($3.00 cover price plus $1.00 postage and handling) MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Mail to: Kristine Drewek, Editor Scratch Literary Magazine 1232 Milwaukee Ave. South Milwaukee, Wl 531 72 j Black pressures Gov. Thompson than 20 years ago when he was chancellor at UW-Stevens Point "It enhances class discussions to have someone on hand who lived through the Depression and World War II," Dreyfus said. "They become a very real academic information base in that class." But, for now, regent Obert Vattendahl suggested senior citizens save their money for audit fees instead of spending 29 cents apiece on letters to regents. The current senior citizens' audit fee of $60 to $70 for a threecredit class is still a good deal, said regentPhyllisKrutsch. And it will seem like an even better deal after those senior citizens who used to audit for free "fade away," she said. By Jackie Niles News writer On Monday, April 20, Rep. Spencer Black, D-Madison, encouraged citizens to pressure Gov. Tommy G. Thompson to sign Bill AB590 into law. This comprehensive energy bill was approved by the State Legislature in March. In his presentation at Racine's Unitarian Church, 625 College Ave., Black explained that Thompson has threatened to veto AB590, which is designed to force state government to use renewable energy resources and enact new conservation practices. AB590 would also discourage the Wisconsin Energy Commission's proposal to build 57 new coal-powered energy plants. Black encouraged residents to request that their state legislators vote for programs aimed at using renewable energy sources and reducing energy usage. According to Jenny Clark and Jeff Appenzeler, both juniors and members of the Geoscience Club and Racine Area Earth Day Organization, Black stated that, "The Midwest and the Great Plains states are the Persian Gulf of wind energy and can produce all the energy we need." Wind could also generate more energy than the 57 coal-fueled power plants currently being proposed, claimed Black. As evidence for the effectiveness of wind-generated energy, he pointed to the state of California, where legislators have relied on wind and solar energy sources, and thus, have generated more energy than all of Wisconsin's power plants. Black also noted that the Midwest has more available wind-energy than California. Black criticized the Thompson administration for focusing on highway building projects, instead of concentrating on light rail and other forms of mass transportation. He stated that Thompson plans to use the majority of this year' s $224 million in federal transportation aid for developing highways. Black also said that he was unsuccessful in budgeting $70 million in federal funds to promote rail, bicycle, and pedestrian transportation projects. The conservation of energy is as important as promoting renewable energy sources, emphasized Black. He plans to introduce a comprehensive conservation policy that would save $26 million next year by replacing two million lighted exit signs in public buildings with 10-watt bulbs, instead of the 44-watt bulbs currently used. Not only would this save an estimated $13 for each exit sign, but it would also eliminate the need for one of the proposed coal-powered energy plants. The State Representative also criticized universities, which are supposed to be centers of learning, for not having recycling programs, when prison centers have been able to initiate these programs. While there have been several discouraging factors concerning renewable energy and energy conservation legislation, Black is confident that Wisconsin will become one of the leaders in this legislation as it was with recycling legislation when it passed Wisconsin 335, which bans several recyclable items from landfills by 1995 and is considered one of the nation's most comprehensive recycling laws. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 pm THE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Feature April 23,1992 Public Service Announcements WILDLIFE HORIZONS ORIENTATION HERE AT UWPARKSIDE. If interested in rescuing, rehabilitating and releasing wildlife in the Racine-Kenosha areas, attend the Soup & Substance meeting Friday, April 24th in Union 104 at 12:00 noon. PRE-MEDS & NURSING STUDENTS ADD EXPERIENCE. Blood pressure screener training at GTC in Racine on May 1 &8from 8:00AM - 1:00PM. Become a monthly volunteer for St. Mary's Charitable Foundation after completing the required training. All students welcome. Call 595-2011 today. 3RD GRADER NEEDS FRIEND. Eight year old boy needs male student to be a tutor/friend, any day M-F, any time between 7:30-3:00 for next 4 weeks. Unhappy boy would thrive on the extra attention. Say YES to as little as 1 hour a week. Just 5 minutes from campus. See Carol in Career Center. EARTH DAY IN RACINE NEEDS VOLUNTEERS FOR 2 HOURS. On Saturday, May 2nd many volunteers are asked to clean up the local parks - lake front and Lincoln Park from 9:00-11:00AM. Refreshments and seedlings will be given to all volunteers. Ask a friend, club members and/or family members to join you. Sign up in the Volunteer Office or call 595-2011. For more information, stop by the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. Head to Wall MTV-120 Minutes rocks Chicago Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are back at Coral Reef! Mixed Drinks If I Shots R-' Vr yt/ Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th Dr. McGillicuddy's Party! tFree T-Shirts ^Raffles ^Discounted Shots 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 By David Debish Writer Having a slight time problem with outside responsibilities and activities, Sam and I elected to introduce you all to our good friend Dave Debish, who will take the helm for this week's column. We had the opportunity to see the MTV 120 Minutes tour at its stop in Chicago on Friday, April 10, during a private showing for Northwestern University, and figured it might make for a good review. Anyway, heeeeeeere's Dave! Thank-you Sam and Andy, but before going into the review on the bands I must say that that first I had heard about Blind Melon, LIVE, PIL, or Big Audio Dynamite II preforming together was on April 10 at 1:00pm. After limited negotiations Sam and Andy kidnapped me and commandeered my vehicle forcing me to pay the tolls and gas out of money I planned to use to buy tickets to see Comedy of Errors. Upon arriving at the Aragon Ball R oom I had to convince a Northwestern student to purchase a ticket for me and the conversation went as follows: "Hey you want to buy me a ticket?" "Why should I?" "I lost my ID and can't get in." "So What" "I'll give ya five bucks." "OK." I entered while Sam and Andy were still stuck in line because their names did not appear on the guest list. While Sam and Andy waited to be approved on the guest list I watched as a woman in her forties tried to pass security with the 'line'. "I'm the mother of one of the band members." I thought 'RIGHT' why didn't I think of that until Shannon the lead singer for Blind Melon walked up and waved his mother and their entourage in. After half an hour Sam and Andy finally begged their way in. Thus began the adventure. Blind Melon rocked the stage with their opening number as a subdued Northwestern crowd chatted about exams and annoying professors. Shannon, the lead singer, at one point tried to get the crowd going by throwing his socks into the masses. This got a limited response; however, Shannon mocked the students by repeating the verse 'Are you in a comma' in his last song. By the laconic response he received from the crowd my guess is that they were. Grade: A Following Blind Melon was LIVE with another exciting selecors. In the years ahead, what kind of memories will you have when you see your school colors? If you choose the Wisconsin Army National Guard, some of your best memories will probably be in different shades of green. There was the green you earned to help pay for college by serving in the Army National Guard. The 50% tuition grant More than $6,000 through the Montgomery G.I. Bill. And up to $10,000 in the Student Loan Repayment Program. Then there was the green you wore as you mounted roaring helicopters and speeding M-l tanks The green that hid you from the "enemy" in rugged terrain. And the green that represented your friends' envy about the skills you were learning - in computers, electronics, communications and other technical fields. All it took out of your college life was about two days a month and two weeks each year. But it was one unforgettable experience - and a lot of colorful memories. Put Army National Guard in your college plans. Call Sgt. 1st Class Byron Barnes (414) 656-6496 50% Tuition Grant Montgomery G.I. Bill Student Loon Repayments WISCONSIN NATIONAL GUARD Americans at their best tion of songs. LFVE's stage presence was less than desirable f or they seamed to fumbled around the stage look for spots to sing or play, Spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. but considering that all the band members were under twenty-one they still have time to work it out Even if this band did not know where to play they knew how to play and by their quality of play they are definitely a band to watch for. Grade: B PIL headed by the lead singer Jonnie Lydon, former lead singer for the Sex Pistols, appealed to the crowd by swearing, cursing, spitting into the audience, and tossing condoms into the thrashing crowd. Their songs were far from being tight and meaningful, but the fact that he mooned the fans four times helped make up for the purpose of their being on stage. The only joy this band brought was that they loosened up the crowd. Unbelievable, this band played three encores in which I was tripped, trampled, and punched. However bad this treatment may seem nothing can compare with the treatment Andy received after venturing to close toa Northwestern woman. We knew this because she turned around and sucker punched Andy in the jaw. Grade: F Big Audio Dynamite II crashed the stage with a performance that made the preceding bands seem professional by comparison. Unfortunately the fans felt this worthy of thrashing to the point that people had to be escorted out by security and women had to run for the back for fear of being trampled. The only redeeming factor this band held for me as that we left early, thereby avoiding traffic cm the way home. Grade: CWell that concludes this week of beating my head against a wall. Next week Sam and Andy will be back with their review of Concrete Blonde's "Walking in London". April 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 7 Gary Nephew: "If you have the right attitude" By Frank Mejia Special to The Ranger News Who is that short, dark, and handsome guy that comes down Molinaro Hall every morning with a smile on his face? It's industrial relations senior, Gary Nephew. Nephew was bom with spina bifida, a rare birth defect that exposes the spinal cord. There was not proper knowledge for treating this defect in the 1960's and therefore Nephew is paralyzed from the waist down. At two years of age Nephew's biological parents put him up for adoption. For the next two years, Nephew wentf rom one fosterh ome to another until, at age four, his elementary school bus driver, Paulene Stiles, and her husband decided to take him in for good. At age five, Nephew wanted to attend a mainstream school, but Ranger News photo by Mike Paupore Gary Nephew works out Social Services felt he belonged in "normal" school. a mentally disabled home. Nephew and Stiles fought an uphill battle and won. Nephew, with the helpo f a wheelchair, was able to attend a "If you yearn for something badly enough, you can achieve anything - if you have the right attitude," says Nephew. Throughout his junior high and high school years, Nephew became actively involved in sports - with much opposition from his wrestling coach. However, with perseverance Nephew made Kenosha Tremper High School's varsity wrestling team, and held the school's record in pull-ups for three years. In May of 1990, Nephew took fourth place in a West Allis weightlifting tournament. He benched 205 pounds while competing in the 118-pound weight division. Nephew has won many distinguished student awards and has held numerous positions in organizations. Nephew is a member of Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and theP arkside S tudent Government Association (PSGA). In the past week, Nephew has received well-deserved attention from the Racine Journal Times regarding his outstanding coordination of the activities for the UWParkside's Disability Awareness Week. When Gary Nephew's name came up in a conversation freshman Bridgette Bowitz stated, "I've never seen Gary's disability stop him from doing anything. He's very determined." PSGA president Eric Bovee said, "Gary's a right hand to me. He does a lot, if not more for our organization than any other member." When asked what he will miss most about UW-Parkside upon graduation, Nephew replies, "I'll miss all the people I've met and worked with through all the organizations I've been involved with." THE Sessions: 1 session - $6.00 10 sessions - $35.00 TAN Hours: Monday - Friday 9:00-8:00 Saturday 9:00 - 4:00 Sunday 9:00 - 2:00 3311 - 60th Street "Kenosha, WI • 652-5515 •your Country Denier Since 1918' (414) 843-2361 Announces: 1992 GMAC College Grad Program. A $400.00 bonus to college grads, in addition to current rebates. See us for details. University Dining Services & The Parkside Union Present " Customer Appreciation Day" Featuring The Wild, Wackey Wonderful World of Wednesday, April 29 Union Square 11:30 am -1:30 pm & 8:00 pm -10:00 pm FREE ADMISSION MGM Recording Artist Has Appeared with Jimi Hendrex, Violent Femmes, Cheap Trick, Etc. Only Entertainer to have Played Carnegie Hall & a Bowling Alley in the Same Month. Look For Food Specials Too... And Thanks For Your Patronage! f THE RANGER NEWS, Page 8 & 9 Editorial What do you think about The Ranger News? By Dan Chiappetta Editor-in-Chief As the 1991-92 academic year comes to an end. The Ranger News needs help from UW-Parkside students, faculty, staff, and administration. The Ranger News has gone through many changes this year, from our new name to the quality of writing. At the beginning of the year, we set out to accomplish three goals: 1) Cover more news, and to make it more interesting; 2) Improve the quality of writing; and 3) To make the newspaper look more attractive. We were the first to reveal the Omar Amin story, the Dennis Dean story, and the NCAA's investigation of UW-Paikside's Men's Basketball team story. We also did special stories on UW-Parkside's Administrators, so the U\ Parkside community would be aware of these individuals who make import ant decisions concerning our education. The Editorial/Opinion pages covered issues dealing with sexual harassment, racism and sexism, free speech, and the poor communication lines between administration and faculty, and administration and students. We felt these issues were important issues to deal with on a college campus. We changed procedures around so the quality of writing would be better, more creative, and more interesting. We added an extra copy editor to the staff this year, as well as having one specific staff member assist our writers in any way possible. We also attended a journalism workshop, where programs discussing news writing, and investigative reporting were offered. To improve thea ppearance of then ewspaper, we added more graphics, more color, and first time color photos. We also improved our layout and paste-up procedures. At times, we were unable to provide the kind of news, feature, and sports coverage we would have liked to because of our serious budget deficit, but we triedo ur best What do you think of this year's Ranger News'? Have we accomplished our goals? What can we do to improve the quality of the newspaper? Your voice is very important Let us know what you think... the good, as wella s the bad.W rite al etter to the editor, write to the QUE boxes available around campus, or just let someone on staff know what you think. ) Politik from Parkside Crime is a golden By Bill Horner Columnist "The total bill for corrections, including jails, police, and the court system, came to$ 25 billion in1 988, lOtimes what was spent a year earlier. (A. Crittendon, New York 1989) ScottTicer of Business Week states that "A gargantuan prison construction boom devours about $65 million a week." We spend billions of dollars every year on our criminal justice system. This system is supposed to prevent/deter and punish criminal behavior. What is wrong with this system? Why doesn't it work? Why is crime increasing on a national level every single year? \ "Nearly 2% of all adulst -3.4 million people are in prison, jail, on parole, or on probation." (Ticer) Crittendon writes"... and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is egg tist to figure this one out. The American criminal justice system is clearly a "Big Business." Individuals, communities, states, business, and the Federal Government reap a gigantic finacial reward for their role in the growing "Business" of crime. The economic gains resulting from the expenditures associated with the present criminal justice system clearly outweigh instituting any alternative system that would generate less of a financial reward. It would seem that the present criminal justice system is in the business of promoting, producing, and manufacturing crime. Criminal behavior increases yearly. The profits to the justice system increase yearly. The American criminal justice system is a business that is constantly renewing and reinforcing itself. unronunate!^ it does not allow for anv alternative methods that mav not be Editorial / Opinion April 23,1992 Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: This is an open letter to say thankyou o our faculty. April 20-24th was spring break for most public and private schools in the area. (Racine/ Kenosha) Many students, who are also parents of school age children, had no one to care for their children either in part or for all the vacation. All my professors, and all the professors, I hear d about, were just wonderful to our children. They actually went out of their way in many cases to make the children feel comfortable. Thank You again for trying to make the educational experience a little easier for the non-traditional students. Jackie Kusters To the Editor In the April 7th issue of the Journal Times there was an article on the minority enrollment here at UW-Parkside. This article stated that the fourth statewide report on the UW System's Design for Diversity program showed that since 1988 UW-Parkside has consistently been near or above its minority student enrollment goals, in addition has exceeded the goal for hiring minority faculty. In this article, chancellor Sheila Kaplan is quoted to have said that the report shows diversity efforts UW-Parkside started before the U W system implemented its master plan in May 1988. Sheila also said that she has made this a personal priority even before the regents entered into the Design for Diversity program. So Sheila, now that you have met your personal goal for recruiting minority students, I want to be the first to say congratulations! But, now that we are here, do the diversity efforts here at UW-Parkside have any plans on how to keep us here? Or let me put it this way, now that you have us here Sheila, how do you plan to retain us? Are you assuming that just because you have recruited and retained more minority students than anticipated that the problem is solved? Come on Sheila, you're not responding to the needs of minorities. For example, the CECA office here is far too small. If you plan to adequately serve the increasing number of minority students here, this is the place to start; because right now it's virtually impossible to properly do that. Sincerely, John Taylor Notebook Waiting for better weather Editorial Note: The Ranger News would like to introduce and welcome the newest member of our EditioriallOpinion page. Dave Chmielewski Columnist 6:00 a.m., Monday, April 20,1992. A soft warm rain falls in the gloom of dawn. This weekend, spring finally arrived. Easter, if wet, was warm enough to leave the jacket at home. Yet the landscape is winterlike. The grass is beginning to green up,butthetreesarebare. The farm fields are barren, too wet for activity. Only the crocuses and woodland violets seem to be in bloom. Still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The ~ u„i : came more aware that day. Awareness had led to some action. In the aftermath of the first Earth Day,.Congress enacted environmental legislation setting limits on air and water pollution from factories and automobiles. At the local level, we now recycle more of our wastes. Yet, the impending environmental disaster is more palpable than ever. A hole in the ozone layer has appeared over New England this winter. We can now see the end of playing in the sun and can only guess the fate of plant and animal species that can't hide in the shade. Satellites silently observe the disappearance of the tropical rain forest. The bluefin tuna fishery in the NorthA tlantic isd isappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turningl akes in the northeastern limit our choice in personal vehicles. We recycle, but we don't like it. Who can enjoy separating trash? Perhaps another reason that the environmental degradation continues is that activists follow too closely the dictum "think globally, but act locally." Who today is taking on the global polluters, outfits like General Motors that export capital from the United States to third world countries for both the low wage labor available there and the unlimited right to pollute? We seem to think that our only impact on that can come from the ritual to elect whatever Democrat comes along every couple of years. Do we forget that the initial environmental legislation after the first Earth TVm> Ain-inn tV ic* oilminio tntinn ftf and what have we bought,..^ country where one out of 10 adult black males is now living under some form of correctional supervision, including probation and parole..." Folks, it doesn't take a rocket scien- Unfortunately, it does not allow for any alternative methods that may not be effective. Why should they, why should they kill the goose that laid the golden egg. Gabe's Gab The new Hacker By Gabe Kluka Columnist The computer is a great tool. That is what most people who know how to use one will tell you. I agree. After a frustrating session of programming, I am certain that I would have no problems using a computer to drive nails or break up concrete. They are fairly heavy, and you could probably get some really good impact if you swing one using the power cord. Hacker is a name for someone who is a deviate computer wizard. Usually hackers cause trouble by creating computer viruses, or by getting into other peoples computers and messing up or erasing files. Unfortunately, the majority of us are denied the pleasure of being able to mess around and screw things up. This is due to the fact that those little machines make drooling idiots out of us about 80% of the time. However, this does not prevent us from becoming computer hackers in a different sense of the word. If you chop a computer up with an axe, you qualify. You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." My favorite thing about computing is the sheer anger it can generate. It isn't the blow upk ind either. It'st he slow roling boil type. If you have ever sat down and watched people work in the library, or in Molinaro You can proudly say, "Yes, I am a computer hacker. I hack them to bits with my trusty hatchet." 118, you will see some amazingly funny things. People will get very mad at the terminal, to the point that they have converbioom. still, it is the twentieth of April. If we get a sunny afternoon, stay indoors. The natural explosion will be overwhelming. I was reminded this weekend that Wednesday is Earth Day. I participated in the first one 22 years ago. I went with a group from my high school for a touro f the Milwaukee sewerage plant. In the afternoon, we picked up trash along the highways leading toU nion Grove, finally parading our booty down Main Street We besationswithit. Usually these conversations go like this like this, "What.., What did I do now? Hmmm... WHY are you beeping at me! Arrgh! You stupid machine! Hey! Give me my paper back! Pleeease give me my paper back, I p romise I'll never call you a bad name again!", or like this, Machine! Sh** SH** SH**! DIE!". People who are normally quiet and reserved, will growl and moan like angry dogs. It's all very pleasant. I firmly believe that if there was some sort of outlet for people's computer frustrations the incidence of heart attacks and other fatal occurrences would drop markedly. This outlet could either be a place without any artificial intelligence, or a room with baseball bats and foam rubber computer terminals. Of course, if you had the latter, the sound of breaking glass would have to be heard every time you hit the foam rubber terminal, justt o give it thatt ouch of realism. As for me, I am going to try and build a house with one. I hope it works out. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road. Box 2000. Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for itse ditorial policy and content. Letter to Editor Polky The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Lettersmaynoiexceed2S0wordsand should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous or misleading information, will be returned to die author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters for spelling and grammar. k ii&irciy ui uicr*uiui siuaiiui; 15 uisappearing for reasons that are not altogether clear. Acid rain is turning lakes in the nor theastern United States into lifeless cubic zirconia. You get the picture. How can this be, 22 years into our love affair with the environment? Part of the reason, perhaps, is that we separate the environment from our daily lives. We'd like a clean environment as long as it doesn't interfere with the factory where we work, or %J1 ^UUd. JW lUig&l UiM UIV IIULUU environmental legislation after the first Earth Day came during the administration of a conservative Republican president? It's not the candidate that matters but the movement Forgive me. I tend to get excited about this stuff. The sun is rising and the low clouds seem to be clearing off. Maybe today well begin to see the exuberance of spring in southeastern Wisconsin. Enjoy. THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of EVERYTHING (well almost everything) Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C , THE RANGER NEWS STAFF MaruSiJiFdlnr """" " Daniele Chiappetta HS - Gwen Heller „ -MSSBSDSBST Dave Chmielewski, Jackie Niles SJtSTpHirtr" TedMclntyre Phnfn """""""""" * LenAnhoid ..MikePaupore Sf ."...DonAndrewski,Cloves Cook, Shannon Corailo Bill Horner, GabeKIuka, Sam Manchester, Andy pSch ' BobBarowski, DenresClarke, Buslnws Man^r36 l^WT,^n' "••••••••—..Donna Walstrom s&v . Andrew McLean, Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner &ecuflveCffK;tS THE RANGER-NEWS, Page 10 QUE Suggestions/Responses April 23,1992 QUE Suggestions/Responses SUGGESTION: The quality of the Ranger has really improved this year. The feature stories on administrative personnel were especially interesting and well-written. Overall, the paper is interesting to read and appears more professional. Keep up the good work! SUGGESTION: Kudos to Dan Chiappetta and the whole Ranger staff for producing a top quality newspaper. Gwen Heller's series on Administrators is excellent and a much needed means of helping us come to know them on a more personal level. The Stranger News was a hoot from start to finish - very creative. Gave us all a good laugh. SUGGESTION: Use paper products (rather then styrafoam )(sic) and recycle garbage. RESPONSE: By January 1,1993, the state has mandated that UWParkside and all state facilities recycle 50% of their solid waste, as a beginning. Plans are being formulated at present to initiate the recycling program. There are camps both for and against paper or styrofoam usage. College Students Good jobs for good people Register or reactivate now for summer assignment preference. Outdoor, industrial, and clerical work available. PERSONNEL PLUS Temporary Serv ices Racine 633-7575 601 Lake Avenue Suite 300 Kenosha Racine 658-8687 CUSTOMER Wednesday, April 29 Thank You for Your Business this Year We Hope You Enjoy Siggy Snopek! •••APPRECIATION SPECIALS*** Coffee Shoppe: BBQ Chicken, Corn, Potato, Salad, Dinner Roll »>• $2.99 Deli: Buy one Sub and Get Second One For Half Price Dining Room: 4:30-7pm: Mexi-Platter... Tacos, Burrito, Nachos $2.99 UnionSquare: ll-2pm: BBQ Chicken, Com-on-the-, Potato Salad, Roll $2.99 Square: 5-7:30pm: Chicken Jack Combo With Small Punch/Lemonade »>• $3.49 Some proclaim that using paper depletes our supply of trees, hence "the greening effect". Some others say styrofoam does not biodegrade properly. Until all the studie s are in, there proba bly won't be any major changes in the use of one product over another. We presently use some of both materials. The best solution woul d be to strictly use non-disposables. Then you couldn't take out your food unless you brought your own container! SUGGESTION: Why can't the Coffee Shoppe hours be retur ned to normal, the prices reduced on food, and the Union Square hours opened earlier? have had to purchase an additional 1800 forks a t a cost of $435.00, 1200 spoons $198.00, and 600 knives - $270.00. These items are taken and/or thrown away by customers in the Union Dining Room. That amounts to almost one complete table setting for each customer that goes through our operations each day. Again business dictates the hours of service for an operation, and the avoidance of duplication of services in 2 areas that are in close proximity. RESPONSE: From Jeff Wade Presently we are temporarily closing the Coffee Shoppe at 6:30 pm based on the amount of business or lack thereof after 6:00 pm in the evening. We researched the sales and found it to be primarily soda and beverage sales. We also observed many people using the vending areas while our operation was open, purchasing soda, which is a duplication of service. We did at students request, open the Deli on Saturday evenings. I have been involved in the food service industry for 16 years and have never experienced a decrease in the cost of food or labor. Every year those two costs, which are the major determining factor of food prices, have increased which eventually gets passed on to the consumer. Another major cost to be considered in the prices charged fo r food are the replacement of equipment This school year alone, we SUGGESTION: Expantian(sic)of art department. RESPONSE: The Art Department agrees that it would like to expand. It has requested two additional positions, an art historian and agraphicsdesign specialist Unfortunately, the School of Liberal Arts does not have a large enough budget to add these positions. Because of the size of our university, we sim ply cannot hire faculty in every area of study. We have set our priorities carefully, and we know that they will not satisfy every need. SUGGESTION: It is difficult for me to understand why the University allows Dr. Datta to force students to get his personal approval to register for Biology course. I meet with my advisor, get her approval and then have to stand before Dr. Datta's inquiry! No other department head is allowed to wield such heavy-handed power. It's also offensive for me to see all those closed section signs on so many science (and business) courses on the first day of registration. What QUE . ,: gives? How can the courses be closed when registration opens up on the first day? Most departments state the prerequisites and leave it to the student to have the responsibility to select courses appropriately. Biology and Business treat us like babies and give us the runaround. So much for QUE... RESPONSE: From Arthur Corr The designation T-CLS (temporary close) was used to prevent students who did not meet the requirements from registering for upper level courses in the School of Business. The 300 and400 level courses have specific requirements in addition to the individual course prerequisites. They are: 1. Completed a minimum of 54 credit hours 2. GPA of at least 2.5 - with and without transfers T-CLS did not mean that the course was closed. It indicated that students needed faculty authorization to take the course. During advising business students are informed of the process and are given written permission to register for upper level business courses. I have been informed that T-CLS will no longer appearon thescreen; students, however, will still need written permission to register fo r 300 and 400 level courses. This does not apply to 200 level business courses. Attention Student Leaders: IP Very Involved at Pailuidt l l J l i l SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS May 4th, 12 noon. Union 104 The transition of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It is Important to pass the gavel without letting the hammer land on someone's head! We will discuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regime and the roles each leader should be playing in the transition. Thla series Is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further Information, please call 595-2278. * er 9{tws University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B THURSDAY, APRIL 24,1992 Section B SF0RT5WRAP A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE • Breuing Success Ranger track and cross country star Tricia Breu discusses her success formula with Tim Roberson in a special article to the Ranger. B2 • Doctor's Orders Ranger sports correspondent Dr. L. gives us the low down on the NBA playoffs. According to the Dr., the Bulls are in. B2 • Green is Grand Ranger second basemen Greg Green earned Athlete of Week honors after a stellar performance at UW-Oshkosh last week. B3. • This Is It The intramural basketball championship is tonight at 7:30. Story B2 Schiesser halts search for new coach Ex-coach gains court injunction to delay Athletic Department By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Former UW-Paricside men's Basketball coach A1 Schiesser has obtained a temporary injunction preventing the university from hiring a new coach to replace him. Schiesser's contract was not renewed for the 1992-93 season. He obtained the injunction in Dane County Circuit Court, pending a hearing April 23. Schiesser claims the university did not give him adequate notice that his contract would not be renewed. According to vice chancellor John Stockwell, the university is required to notify a coach one full year in advance to his dismissal "He (Coach Schiesser) was given proper notice that he his contract would not be renewed." said Stockwell in an interview. Jennifer Lattis, an assistant Wisconsin attorney general representing UW-Parkside in the case said she will seek to have the restraining order annuled. Chancellor Kaplan, Athletic Director Linda Draft and S tockwell have indicated that the dismissal of Schiesser's job was due to a recalssification of his job, and a requirement that the men's basketball coach have a master's degree and teach within the athletic department They also indicated that the dismissal was not due Schiesser's 40-70 UW-Parkside coaching record or the National Collegiate Athletic Association investigation of team players allegedly receiving gambling chips from a booster on an Iowa riverboat in January. The injunction will currently halt the search for a new men's basketball c oach which has seen over 50 applicants for the position of head coach. Chancellor Kaplan said "At the moment, it doesn't delay anything, if the order is continued, that could be a problem for us." Alan Schiesser, famous for his slow down style of hoops has pulled the ultimate stalI gaining a court injunction halting the athletic dept. search. A1 or no Al? Ex-head men's basketball coach Alan Schiesser is halting the Athletic department search for a new coach. Supposedly he would like his job back. We asked students: Do you think Al Schiesser should be head coach again? Yes 3 No 106 Rangers defeat powerhouse Titans in 1-2 weekend By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor The Ranger baseball team bounced back from two tough losses Friday and Saturday to gain one of their most impressive wins of the season beating NCAA i n second ranked UW-Oshkosh 6-2 at Oshkosh Saturday afternoon. The Rangers, now 8-13 on the season after the 1-2 week, lost Friday to UW-Whitewater at Whitewater 6-1. The Rangers wasted a great outing by pitcher Scott Fletcher. Fletcher went the entire eight innings and gave up 12 hits but just one earned run. The Rangers had four errors in the first inning and two in the third getting three runs in each inning. That was the story of the game for UW-Paricside. The Rangers came up with a run in the eighth but it was too little too late. "We have not played enough games to get the rust out." explained coach Pete Peerenboom. "We battle consistency. Sometimes, we battle (consistency) at the plate, sometimes in the field and sometimes on the mound. When you commit six errors in one game, your not going to beat anybody." Saturday the Ranger woes continued with bad luck as they fell one run shoit in a pitchers dual between Kelly Zielinski and UWOshkosh's Joe Gasph losing 2-1. The nationally ranked Titans and Rangers were scoreless through five and a half when Oshkosh scored. The Rangers tied the game in the sixth on right fielder Dave Coughlin tripled in centerfielder Domonic Delrose. The Titans won the game in the bottom of the sixth when they capatalized on an error by Marc Thompson at short and scored on a walk and a bunt The Rangers won 6-2 in game two, behind Brian Crandall, who pitched five and two thirds innings and gave up four hits, and Paul Phillips who went one and a third allowing just one hiL The Rangers broke the ice scoring one in the third and twoi n the fourth and sixth then one in the seventh. The Rangers were sparked by second baseman Gregg Green who went three for four and drove in a run. "We both played flawless ball but we outhit them and that was the difference," said Peerenboom. RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 April 24,1992 Breu an all-around success for Ranger squad ' B y TIMROBERSON Special to the Ranger Good things come in small packages, that's what the UWParkside track and cross country coach and teammates can say, because they are the ones who obtained this small package. The inside of this package contained a five feet, six inch young lady by the name of Tricia Breu. Breu was born in Marshville, WI., and later moved to Aubumdale, WI. where she attended Auburndale High and started her yellow brickr oad which led her to UW- Parkside. She grew up on a farm with her parents and three other sisters. Breu qualified for state all four years in high school, and that's what led to her stardom and having the choices of many colleges to choose from. After visiting many colleges to see which one she would attend, Breu decided to attend the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. As Breu puts it, "The reason I chose Parkside was because of the atmoshere, the dorms, and the teacher/student ratio." Breu came to University of Wisconsin- Parkside in 1988 and started making her marie in the classroom as well as on the track and cross country courses. During Tricia's freshman year, she worked forthe Volunteer Program, in which she helped the school and society by working in soup kitchens to help serve the poor of Kenosha. Breu also helped in a program called, "Kinship" in which once a month, she would take a child from a single parent home and take him or her to an activity or special event Additionally Breu distrubted flyers in Kenosha for recyling. Through these services, The University of Wisconsin- Parkside recognized Breu as a "Volunteer of The Week." Breu made it to the cross country nationals her first year at Parkside. Some of Breu's other accomplishments came during her junior year in which she placed second at nationals and first for UW- Parkside. She finished second NAIA and third in NCAA. She also set a new UW- Parkside record in the 1500m, at a time of 4:34, and earned All American honors. In achieving these accomplishments, Breu has not only made a name for herself and UW- Parkside, but she has also given state wide recognition to an otherwise, unknown Aubumdale athletic program. Breu credits a lot of her motivation and will to work hard to her younger sister, who comes and watches Breu participate at her meets. She also credits her mother and father for taking the timeo ut to ride bikes with her, and do other fun activities. As Breu put it, "If it wasn't for my coach and teammates pushing me and encouraging me, I wouldn't have accomplished all these goals." Breu plans on graduating in December and after that she wants to teach. Breu is pursing a degree in Education and Psychology. She also plans on getting her degree in Psychology, and hoping to go on and be a Child Psychologist. Breu plans for running in a track festival Doctor prescribes Bulls as a shoe-in Dr. L. rates the field in his NBA playoff analysis Now it is time for Dr. L to shine once again. The NBA playoffs have arrived, and the Doctor of Sportsology has the answers. This year's playoffs begin with two words: Chicago Bulls. To better understand this, first let's look at the Eastern Division. Besides, the Bulls, Dr. L sees twoteams who have a realistic chance of destroying the champs. First, let's start with the Boston Celtics. Let's face it, this team is getting hot at the right moment heading into the playoffs. More interestingly, they are doing it without the "Legend." Any possible minutes Lairy plays in the playoff is only an extra bonus. If Boston survives first round date with Indiana, they can be headed on a collision course to meet Chicago in the Finals. If they do, Dr. L says they have a chance, a very real chance. With Lany in there, things can only look that much better. > The other scenario would be Cleveland facing the "Champs" in the Eastern Conference Finals. During the season, Chicago has diverted much attention away from Cleveland. Cavaliers have had a great season, which has been helped by the return of Mark Price. Brad Doherity is very solid at center, and Larry Nance has had another solid season at forward. However, Cleveland has too many unanswered questions. The On Sports by Dr. L. Sports Guru biggest question is who will guard Michael Jordan? Craig Ehlo is out, and I don't think Steve Kerr is the answer. Biggest problem for Michael is, how many points should he decide to score - 50, 60, 70? Final Analysis, Chicago will repeat as Eastern Conference Champs. The only question in theW estem Division, is there a team worthy of playing the Chicago Bulls at this point Dr. L sees, Portland as having the best chance to meet up with the Bulls, and possibly dethrowning the Bulls? Although, the Trail Blazers face a difficult challenge in making it back to the "promise-land." They play a team called The LA Lakers in the first round. If they survive them, they will make a date with the "Champs." Overall, Portland has enough athletic-talent to match the Bulls. Might in reality, have even more. However, in the final analysis, Dr. L likes Chicago's team defense, and their half-count offense over Portland's. Two things which have prevented Portland from achieving what Bulls have. Thus, Dr. L picks Chicago ( like everyone else ) to repeat as champs. The only question left - the question of three-peat? Tricia Breu held by the NAIA in Germany, Switzerland, and Australia during the summer, in which, she will complete for the U.S. One key issue that Breu wants to stress is thast he would like tos ee more students come to college for the learning and not so much for the sports. She also want to stress that there is life after sports, and to make it in that life, you will definitely need a degree. Hollywood, Bad Boys set for rematch Tonight's intramural basketball championship features a rematch of last falls championship game as number one seeded and undefeated Hollywood (14-0) takes on fifth seeded Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5). Holly wood beat Still Ugly and Straight P-No Cut in close games to reach the finals, while the Bad Boys rolled in three relative blow outs over We Improved, S.M.D. and Really Rottens. Hollywood has not lost an IM game since last October, their last loss, to the Bad Boys. The Bad Boys started off this season slowly before finishing strong. In their only match-up of this season, Hollywood won on a last second tip in by John Veenstra. Big keys to the game will be Hollywood's transition game, opposed to the Bad Boys tough half court offense and defense Campus oddsmaker M.C. "Juice" Jones has Holly wood as 12 point favorites. Rangers look to improve on successful 1991 campaign By JOEL MEADOW Special to the Ranger The UW-Parkside soccer Rangers finished the 1991 season with a 15-2-1 record overall and a final ranking of 12 in the NCAA DII poll. The Rangers are already busy making preparations for the 92' campaign. The Rangers face the difficult task of improving from the great success enjoyed in 91'. Despite the 15-2-1 record and a national ranking, the Rangers were denied a post season bid in their first year in division II. Strength of schedule was cited as a reason for turning down UW-Parkside. The selection committee decided that the Rangers did not "go to the well" enough times against quality teams. To remedy this situation and make the Rangers a more desirable and qualified candidate for selection, the Rangers will be playing some top level competition next season. The Rangers are making plans to play the NCAA II National Champions. The tournament will be held in Orlando, Florida. The Florida Institute ofT echnology has extended an invitation to theR angei soccer team to play in their tourna ment This invitation came just si> days after FIT won the national championship. The Rangers will also face division II powerhouse in the Uni versity of Tampa which finished the season with a 16-3-1 record anc a number five national ranking. The Rangers will rely on central core of seven seniors whic includes; Ron Knestruct, Bo Rodgers, Joel Meadow, Chri Ryan, Derrick Wilkinson, Osca: Toscano, and Nick Hemer to pro vide the leadership and means ncc essary to ensure a successful tour nament and season. UW-Parkside coach Rick Kilps has high hopes but makes nc promises about the upcoming sea son. "We are returning a lot o kids, but there is no guarantee we will be as good or better." With a strong group o underclassmem, senior experience and a little bit of luck, the Range soccer team will be on the road u post season play and a shot at the National Championship. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B3 All-American Skarda looks toward future By STARLIN STEVENS Special To The Ranger Senior wrestler Steve Skarda added yet another Ail-American honor to his list of accomplishments. It was Skarda's third in as many years ('90,'91, and '92). Skarda finished second this year in the National Athletic Intercollegiate wrestling tournament Skarda posted an impressive 27-5-1 record this season. In his career Skarda has won well over 80 wrestling matches. Skarda was pleased with his All-American honors, "I,m glad to be voted as an All-American, it's a great honor to be voted and thought of as being one of the best in the country in such a tough sport." The Wisconsin wrestling conference is one of the toughest and most credited in the country. Skarda WOT wrestler of the year in his respected district. "I'm just glad that all the hard work in the gym, training, and Steve Skarda mental preparation payed off." There is life after wrestling for Skarda. Steve plans to graduate in May with a degree in Secondary Education. Skarda wants to teach youngsters and coach wrestling at the high school level. "I'd like to get the young kids mentally and physically prepared to deal with college and life after school." Skarda believes that it is very hard to make the transition from the high school student star athlete to just another college athlete. Skarda wants to work with these to open their young eyes and minds so that they won't suffer mentally when the young student makes the transition. But before leaving, the threetime All-American plans to stay on and help Coach Koch with rebuilding the wrestling program. Overall, Skarda says, he has enjoyed UW-Parkside and being on the wrestling team. "I'm going to miss the guys, thter ips, and most of all the competition." Skarda is leaving us next May, but his photo and many achievements are up in the Parkside Wall of Fame for all to see. Intramural Notes: Slow pitch Softball is into swing, with games being played on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Men's action takes place on Monday and Tuesday while co-ed teams take to the diamonds at Petrifying Springs Park on Wednesdays. In Tuesdays games the Grapplers posted a win over S.M.D. II and Firing Shots beat V.B.J. 11-8 behind four hits from Tim Radke. Get your teams together now for three-on-three sand volleyball. More info on IM Board. Ranger News Sports - atftfete of tfu WuH Green shines against UW-Oshkosh This week the RangerNews Sports Staffe xtends ourm ostc elebratory and congratulatory compliments to that athlete of athletes who has epitomized exemplory performance on the field and off. This weeks top of the line, crem de la crem, 'A' #1, big fish of the week is Ranger second baseman Greg (that's one g on the end) Green. Greg sparked the Ranger victory over nationally ranekd UW-Oshkosh Saturday by going 3-4, stealing a base and driving a run. Against UWWhitewater Friday and in the first game Saturday, Green was 4-6 with three stolen bases. Green is a great asset to the Rangers. He is one of the best pure baseball players on the team and with his clutch ability at the plate and incredible defensive consistenty, perhaps the teams most solid player. Green has a nack for getting hits when the team needs one but most impressive is his defensive prowise. Green has committed just two errors in the last two seasons starting every game for the Rangers. A senior business management major from Winthrop Harbor EL, Green is a great plus for the Rangers and coach Pete Peerenboom. "He reminds me of Robin Yount," said Peerenboom, "he is never sizziling, but you can always count on him." Congratulatins Greg Green of the UW-Parkside baseball team, you are our athlete of the week. The Green File Position: 2B Year: Senior Major: Marketing JUCO: College of Lake County Don't miss the party tonight at Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! Two Week Grand Opening Specials Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays $3.00 Pitchers Dance to the latest Jams with UW-Parkside's $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Len Anhold on Chain Reaction's hot sound $1.00 Shots of Rumpleminze and lighting systems. Party with the Boys from Hollywood and the Bad Boys from Biscayne following their IM Championship battle Thursday at 7:30. April 24,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B4 Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. NCIIA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Intramural Basketball Championship Tonight - 7:30 Hollywood (14-0) vs. Bad Boys from Biscayne (11-5) ACK IN TIME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featuring; $2.00 Pitchers • .500 Tequila Shots $1.00 Margaritas *.500 Cactus Juice $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams Ranger staff member keeps busy By BILL OHM Special to the Ranger Every week you pick up this section and read a preview of the soccer, golf, wrestling, or the basketball team. Have you ever thought about all of the hard work and time that is involved in putting this sports section together? Here's a little backround of one of the men behind the scenes of the Ranger sports staff, Len Anhold. Anhold has been with the Ranger sports staff for the past two years. He has quickly moved up to the assistant sports editor and if elected would like to become the sports editor for next year. His dedication is apparent as you can find him in the Ranger offices all day long and it is not uncharacteristic to find him there until 2 or 3 in the morning. To go along with being assistant sports editor Len is actively involved as the student representative of the athletic board, an advertising representative to the Ranger, and he runs the in terminal basketball and football leagues on campus. Among many of Anhold's tasks with th e Ranger sports section is he does the layout, covers and reports on sports, takes pictures, and compiles statistics for the scoreboard. The Ranger scoreboard is unique because a scoreboard is rarely found in other college newspaper. "I've been very fortunate to have this hands-on experience and to work with all the people on the Ranger staff', Anhold stated. Not only does Anhold work as the Ranger sports editor, hec an be found every Thursday night at the ever so popular Chain Reaction working as DJ.L.A. Other interests Anhold has are playing any kind of competitive sport, collecting baseball cards, and socializing at local Parkside hangouts. Anhold plans on graduating in May of 1993 in Communications, and become a Quality Conrtol specialist, which involves setting up and maintaing quality systems. T)YOTA ACCEPTS SHEEPSKINS FOR CREDIT Here's proof that your diploma is definitely worth more than the piece of paper it's written on. In fact, it can get you into a wild, yet practical '92 Toyota Paseo. Or any one of our quality cars and trucks. Okay, motivated collegians, you can now take advantage of the incredible Toyota Class of'92 Retail Financing Program-if your diploma is from a fouryear college, graduate school or registered nursing program. Even if you're six months away from graduation. The hot scoop: Your dream Toyota can be SEE YOUR TOYOTA DEALER yours for no money down and a 90-day* deferred payment! We offer you all this plus special College Grad finance rates. For even lower monthly payments, talk to your Toyota dealer about leasing. So. call it a diploma. Or call it a sheepskin. But be sure to call 1-800-5- COLLEGE for the location of your nearest Toyota dealer and a brochure with full details and qualification requirements. TDYOTATMCC MOTOR CREDIT CORPORATION •Finance charges accrue from the contract date. Deferred payment no! inSaNe in New Jersey on vehicles with a cash seffing price of less than S10.000. ®l»2 Ipta Nfc-or Sales. USA. lot April 23,1992 Movie Review THE RANGER NEWS, Page 151 Ten movies to relieve the tensions of finals By Chris Tishuk Feature Writer The end of the semester is coming soon and with it many students will have to endure some of the most stressful and difficult weeks of the year. Are you starting to feel burned ou t and as if you're not going to make it through that last final? Maybe one of the many types of stress reliever is what is needed. You could have a huge bash in your living room and invite the entire campus to live on beer and cheetos for the entire weekend. But if you d on't have the time to clean the beer out of the carpeting or you don't wantyour hands stained orange for the rest of the month, there are otheraltematives that will require less time and lot less cleanup. Maybe renting a movie spoofing college would give you that well deserved and needed break. Or maybe you don't want to think about college at all and you just want to forget about everything for a couple hours. Here are the top ten tension relieving comedies. 10) The Graduate- Dustin Hoffman in one of his first major roles as a young man who competes for the love a lady and finally her daughter after his college graduation. Dark comedy rings throughout during this movie that still ranks as one of the all-time funniest 9) Annie Hall- Woody Allen's look at relationships comes complete with some of the best lines of any of his movies. "I would never join a club that would have me as member." 8) Monty Python and the Holy Grail- This movie would make anyone forget what was happening around him as Monty Python goes back to the days of King Arthur and the Knights of theRoundTable. A cow flung from the top of the castle, a limbless sword fighter, and a wedding massacre all make this one of the best spoofs ever. 7) The Freshman- Matthew Broderick is about to begin college in New York when a ll his money and clothes are stolen. To raise money he meets up with "The Godfather" (Marlon Brando) who gives him a job and all he asks in return is friendship. A great spoof of the Godfather movies. The lizard scenes are hilarious. 6) Fast Times at Ridgemont High- OK, so it's a high school flick and not college. The premise remains the same- a bunch of kids who think mostly about sex. 5) Back to School- Rodney Dangerfield in one of his funniest roles as he changes an entire college campus, transforms the students, and buys his way through school. 4) Hollywood's eroticfilm festival- never mind, wrong movie list. 3) AnimalHouse- John Belushi goes to college in one of the best college movies ever. How many people can achieve an absolute 0.0 GPA. 2) Blazing Saddles- Mel Brooks classic story of the old west where men punch out horses, women punch out men, and the fastest gunman in the west can't hold his hand steady. And the best all time funniest stress-breaking movie is 1) Airplane- the first team-up of Leslie Nielson and Zucker, Zucker, and Abrams is also their best There are so many sight gags and jokes throughout the movie you almost have to watch it twice to catch many of them. Mrs. Cleaver talks in jive and a doctor who says not to call him Shirley. So if you're beginning to feel you're not going to make it and finals are taking over your life, ran down to the local video store and leave the rest world behind for a couple of hours. 00 Posions Available Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 - 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours 9 am-2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 The fine tn today's workplace. Bfite FORCE Ttmpciwiy SetvtcG Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am - 4 pm Monday through Friday or see Mike Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 IF YOU NEED TO WORK TO GIT THROUGH SCHOOL. YOU NEED TO SEE UPS." • T need two things to get through school: good grades and money. I can take care of the first all by myself, and UPS is helping me take care of the second. They gave me a part-time job that really pays. "I make almost $10,000 a year for working about 4 hours a day, 5 days a week. Butgetthis. UPS has student loans that let me borrow up to $25,000 a year for college. Compare that anywhere else I also got my choice of schedules—mornings, afternoons or nights. My work hours fit around my class hours. Most students work in Operations. But you might get something in Accounting, Industrial Engineering, I.S. or Customer Service "No other company offers more to students than UPS. Talk to them. Get what you need to get your diploma." Openings exist at UPS Oak Creek, 6800 S. 6th St Shifts: 4:00p.m.- 9:00p jn^lO^Opjn. - 2:30a jn. Limited openings: UPS Sturtevant, 10240Hwy 11. Shifts: 4:00ajn. • 8:30a.m. and 5:00pjn. • 9:00p.m. WORKING FOR STUDENTS WHO WORK FOR US. UPS DELIVERS EDUCATION UPS Representatives will be on campus: TUesday, May 512-30 pm - 4:00 pm Wednesday, May 612:30 pm - 4:00 Concourse next to bookstore For more information contact Mike Plate at Job Service,Talknt Hall, afternoons. Page 16 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING April 23,1992 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. D eadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. A ll classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Par1<side students are 250 per week run. A ll classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. P ayment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. N o refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger News, a nd its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The UW-Parkside Ranger News reserves the right to re fuse to pu blish a ny ad vertising at its di scretion. Please di rect al l inquiries to T he Ranger N ews' A ssistant Business Manager, Jackie Joh nson at (4 14) 595 -2295. FOR SALE 1 Communication Senior Seminar '92 welcomes speakers Carl Allsup ofUWPlatteville and alumnus Kimberlie Kranich to Communication for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity onThursday, April 16 at 12:30pm. See posters for more details. GX.O. ( Gay and Lesbian Organization) meets every Wednesday, in CART 142 at 10am. Gay and Lesbian Support Group. Contact Brad at x2650 or Women's Center at x2170. All Psi-Chi members wanting to purchase or borrow honor cords for graduation - please contact Lori Slager, (708)356-3280. Call before April 24th. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Riot rocks Union Square dance on March 28 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 26, April 9, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor sheila kaplan disabilities diversity labor movement women's center https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/befb3a59773108a304933cede97b9058.pdf 76a2afd219435ba55795598058a6980e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Jerry Brown urges America to "take back the power" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document iliiiPllIIout SectIon designed communication center Pullout ildle best kept se- 1M Slate," says Ben DeaD of the School .. TecImoIogy. see Page3 M16 II die midst of a violent till_feminism that uses .... beaulyasapoliu- apinst women's ad- • said Naomi Wolf. See Page 3 L.s of the free and .... \'1:. For many 1I_~velopcd ca.iAg to America is ._come nue. They lhI1luic freedoms such ofspeecll, .. JlIeIS that many AiiIi'" lib for granted .. See PageS • k,.opInlon, shadd c:oIleges and tri- .... th't1plCial !l!IfamnG810 milority ~ In llldw 10 increase minority Ail? 64 37 35 10 9 7 6 2 1 4 3 It)'lllr opinion, shadd c:oIleges and uni- ~th'tlplCiallJll.aljoo to minor' ..... In onler to ilcrease minority W' ail? .. - ..... - 44 51 20 35 6 7 3 8 223 ~ b"" American Way, a ... -row ll"lUP, CllfIImissioned a tel&- ...... IIIVIr 011,170 black, Hspanic, and ;.:, 15-24 ~ oIdI to det8nn1ne their J~,~~~wn urges America to ''take back the power" ADdy Patch movement that brings together Ruger News Stair people sucb as those in tbia 1'00III ~y .. .aparty (tbatprolllOleS)13- mg, change, ambillon, and yes, grass roots activism •.• . "What we need against Bush IS a real alternative. BlISh bas the N~~ World Order, a $280 billion mil.l~ budget, super power policimo ...while our cities aredy- ing, wbile our students can't af- ford to get into college. ..bey, the New.WorldOrderisbere,inWis- consinl" Brown, 54, isa bacbelorand Yale Law School graduate, He served as chair of the Ca1ifornia Democratic Party in 1989, but re- signed in 1991. He served two terms as governor of Ca1ifornia from 1975 to 1982. America, according to Brown, must heal itself and sus- tain itselfbefore it can deal with theproblemsofothernations. This includes the United States' prob- lems in regards 10 the environ- ment, education, defense, and health • Brown proposed to cut de- fense spending by 50percent over the next five years and to reinvest that money in fighting illiteracy, unemployment,anddestruction of the environment "TbeCold War is over- we no longer need ob- scene amounts of military spend- . "For people that feel ~ Just a little bit is all we ~.thenyou'vegotyourcan- ~dates, Bush and Clinton. But if?'Otl think tbat there is some- ~gfimdamenta1!y wrong, tbat we re not getting at the heart of what's holding us apart and holding ~ back as a people, thenrou vegotanotherchoice. That swhatyouseerighthere!" These were the words of Democratic presidential candi- dale Jerry Brown last Thurs- day, as he spoke in the Union Bazaar. Nearly 500 UW-Park- side students, faculty, staff, ad- ministrators, and citizens of the surrounding communities at- tended the afternoon rally. Brown stressed that America needs a president that will do more than just the "small" changes proposed by Bush and Clinton, but some- thing more sweeping, and more relevant to the people of this country. He suggested a gnISS roots campaign and a New World Order in the United StaleS. "You need a choice. You need a grass roots political ",,,,,,,,,,,,"a.~ Presidential candidate Jerry Brown spoke to a crowded audience last week at UW-Parkside's Union Bazaar. ing," Brown said. cancer than to cure iL" "Health is "We need to reduce the stress the right of every single tax payer." on the environment, " Brown staled. Brown supports a Canadian·style "We're spending more to cause COn/itwed on Page 2 Additional teaching certification changes announced By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Additional changes have been made in the Teacher Education Program. BarbaraJ. Shade, Dean of the School of Education staleS, "Although 1know this may aeate some problems forindividua1s seeking 1icense,1 hope they understand the Depart- ment of Public Information bas perceptions of how teaehers should be trained for the schools of the future." Changes in the education program in- clude the addition of advising cards, PK-3 Program, a Teacher Education handbook, General Psychology, Introduction 10 Human Development, Field Experience and Meth- ods of Teaching, Applied inslJUctional Me· dia Fandamentals of InstnJctional Comput- ing: Educational Psychology, and new certi· flClllion requirements in reading. Additional changes include reading classes, Educational Field Experience Practicum, Fundamentals of Music, Music Methods-Elementary, Middle School, El- ementary Methods Classes, and Educational Curriculum/Course Instruction. "I want them to know tbat the research supports these changes. Students now are different and have more needs than before," Shade said The PK-3 program bas been submitted, but is not yet approved. No additional kin- dergarlen licenses will be granted after July 1,1992. Ifswdents are interested in seeking certification for presehoul/k.indergarten through grade 3 they must fill out a new petition indicating their interest. Individuals who meet the qualifications will be the first to be admitted to the progtam. Students can receivea listofthe required courses from Dr. New,progyamcoordinator,orSharonPetl1lcb in Advising and Certificatioll. Generat Psychology and Introduction to Human Development are applicable SbJ· --- dents wbo began teaCher education programs as of Janusry 1992. Swdents can move into appropriale 300 level development without these prerequisites. Students chould be certain that thecJass is in education and nota psychol- ogy section PK·3, Education 337 Human De- velopment-Early Childhood 1-9; Education 338 Human Development-Middle and Late Childhood 6-12; Education 339 Human De- velopment.Adolescence K·I2. New certification requirements in read· ing are also being established. Last year, the Department of Public InstnJction said tbat the reading courses that were required for certifi· cation were not sufficient to meet their re- quirements. As a result, a new cJass. Educa- tion 335 Children's Liler8ture in the Content Area. will be required of aU students seddng certification in grades 1-9• Math chaDgcS include tbe317 MlIIh ill tbe EJoueu .. y andMiddloSc:bool wblcbbllbeetl Co/tIlIIWd DIt PtJII2 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 25, April 2, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System ben greenebaum career day feminism golf jerry brown liberal arts https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8ebf382f1162e3c60c3a6974b43a0146.pdf daf74d60441f24bfe8704fbc33cf55f0 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -lJW-P8rk8Ide runner wins NCAA DIVision II Indoor TrICk ~Ip lJVU'IIkSIde SlUdP"' PiUa SIOkm8II places IlII h lIdigan. S1otyon 81 ~ Committee excluded '!IIIClINIll prOC8lU8 cals Iof Ilcomm811dallons 10 go directly to the dBaIor,lIId at Iam saying Isthat • _ be appIOIIiate to have it go 1JolV11hll UIMIsIty Committee..•• IIdId Niu Dudycha, CIlai 0'the ~Comminee. see Page3 see Page 4 Edltorlll 1Ns W8llk's EdtoriaIlocuses on the IIoatd at Regents' approval 0' a IMled anIl-hate speech rule. see Page 8 see Page 10 NUmberof students voting In PSGAelections by year Q~ o 1990 1991 1992 .<-.'). University of WlSCOnsin-Parkside ~ ANGER Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Critical line between undermine the hum . h ane,canng speec and action and IOlerant environment that addressed should cbaracrerize this uni_- sity.I am confidentlbat all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavillC and will offtzequaIIYllllQualifiedcondemnalims. I have been asked by students and staff 10 do something about Ihe individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired as 10what action I should take, I was advised 10remove Ihe perpeIIllIOrSfrom theclasses they were taking; 10expe1lhem from the Univtzsity , llC at the very least 10 find a way 10 pevent Ihem from speaking their mind. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will -au a p_lallan .. I will do none of the above. the VD10DBazaar at Jpm today. All atndeatl, Iac1IJty,llaIr, and Colllinued 0" Page 2 the ItJleI1lI public are welcome. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6. the University gaily introduced in Se)llembtz of of Wisconsin Board of Regents 1989; however, it was ruled unapproved a policy tbat prohibits constitutional by a federal judge racist remarks and other offen- in Milwaukee last year after it sive speech by UW students. was challenged by a group of The policy, which was ap- UW students. proved ~y a vote of 9-6, is the The new policy allows the secondonelObeaddressedbythe UW System 10 punish students Board of Regents. who intend IOdemean thecharac- The original policy was te- teristicS of other students based By SheDa Kaplan Chancellor UW -Parkside has experienced several incidents in Ihe last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimi. dating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarJcs 10 members of Ihe faculty or 10olher students. In each of these incidents, cIear and not very subtleracistorsexist attitudes were discernable. Ipersonally ,andon behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the strongest terms possible all such lICts of deliberate incivility designed 10 Presidential candidate Jerry Brown here today ,I on race, religion or gender. Students are prohibited from using words or symbols that insult llC threaten people, creating a hastOe llCintimidating environment, or provoking an immediaIe violent reaction. Supporters feellhis policy is more narrowly wrinen Iban the previous one which was rejected for il.S intrusion of the Pilat Amendment right JlWIIIIteeing free speech. The anti-halo speech policy wiD be ClllIIDined by _ lawmakmforcommenL Afterbeing reviewed by the legislature, the Board of Regents must give final approval of Ihe policy before it is implemented. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Irealized tbat a simDar phenomenon in Iheconternporaryworldwastakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I bad to address tbat firsL .. InherbookWolfexamineshow the mylh of female beauty has victimized women Ihrough the "violent backIasb against feminism tbat uses images of female beauty as a politicaI weapon against women's advancemenL" She examines the compulsive beaUty mylh as it is perpetuated through literature, mylhology, and Ihe mass media. She also outlines how the mylh keeps ptzpeluating inequality in women's ptz. lIOlIa1andprofessionalreIationsbips,how it damages hererosexuaI love reIalionships, and how it divides _ from one anolhtz. The Beauty Myth also declares a war on Ihe cosmetic, diet, plastic-surgQY, and pornography industries. Wolf points 10the $20 billion a yeat cosmetic industry and Ihe $33 billion diet and Jackie NOes Feature Writer In hoDllC of Women's History Monlh, Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth: How 1II1IJgesof Beauty (JIe Used AgaillSl Wome", will speak at UW-Parl<side IOnight at 7pm in Greenquistl03. TheIectureis free and open 10 the public and is being S)Xlnsored by the Parkside Activities Board, UW -Parkside Women's Center, and the Women's HeaIlh Center at SL Catherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf,28, is a graduate of Yale Univer· sity, where she studied EngIisb literature and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. WhDe spending three years as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began IOdeveIop the idea for The Beauty Myth. "I began 10 write a doctoral thesis tbat made me see how ideas about beaUty were used by 191h and 20th century male writers 10 defend the creative act as being implicitly masculine: Wolf siad. • I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a powtz struggle. NaomIWoII exercise indUSlry as evidence 10howmucb women are ensIaved by the beauty myth. Wolf a1soslreS1e1 themoregrisJystatisticson anorexiaandbulimia,wbicbstrikeamiIlionAmerican Women each year. Anorexia kills 150,000 Colllinued 0" Page 2 1 I I ~erunnerwt 1 NCAA Division IJ Indoor TrO ~Ip lTNMsldestu..... Pua Sll)lcmln places trstklllctigan. Sto,yon B1 ....., Commltt• xclud 'rhlCIIIR sroc:eckl8 ca1s ror nicamme,ldation ID go diecdy to the dlllCIIIDr, ald d I am saying •• be approJliate to have it go trour#1 b University Committee ... • llllldlltu Dudycha. Char of the l)warslyCommittee. See 3 New Dean of l.l)eral Arts IJW-Pnide i - abcu Its nigianal,. and ilessdaon Dwellhoud bedammng l8lllldl Ollallllllanl'am cu limJ-• IIBIBd Howard Cohen, DelnoflbnlMs SeePage4 Edltorlll This week's Edtorial toruses on Ille Bad of Regents' approval of IIVised art-hate speech rule. See Pages SeePage10 Number of students voting In PSGA elections by year ll) ,..,.._,. -vyax, 4111 • 0 1990 1991 1992 University of Wuconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the U\V-Parkside community Critical line between undmnine the humane. caring speech and action and tolerant environment tbac addressed should characterize this univcrBy Sheila Kaplan ChanceDor UW •Parkside has experienced several incidents in the last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimidating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarks to members of the faculty or to other students. In each of these inc · dents. clear and not very subtle racist or sexist attitudes were discemable. I persona1J y ,and on behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the sttongest terms possible all such acts of deliberate incivility designed to sity. I am cmfident lhal all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavim and will offer equally unqualifiedcondemnatioos. I have been asked by students and staff ro do something about the individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired a., to what action I should lake, I was advised to remove the perpetr8l(n from the classes they wm taking; to expel them from the University , m at the very least to find a way to p-event diem from speaking their mind. I will do none of the above. Co"""-d on Page 2 Presidential Candidate Jerry Bron will 1118b • pl'elelltadoll la tbe UDion Bazaar at 3pm today. All ltDdeall, facalty, 1taff, ad the paenl pablic ue welceae. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6, the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a policy that prohibits racist remarks and other off ensive speech by UW students. The policy, which wa., approved by a vote of 9-6, is the second one to be addressed by the Board of Regents. The original policy was legaily introduced in Sepeemba of 1989; however, it was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in Milwaukee lut year after it was challenged by a group of uw students. The new policy allows the UW System to punish students who intend to demean the characteristics of other students based on race, religion or gender. Students me prohibited from using words or symbols that insult or threalal people, acating a hostile « intimidating environment, or provoking an immediate violent reaction. Suppcxters feel this policy is more narrowly written than the previous one which was rejected for ill inuusion of the YUII Amendmc:nl ripl guanmteeina free speech. The anti-bale speech policy will be examined by Sl8lC law• matersf«comment. Afterbeing reviewed by lbe legislature. the Board of RegenlS must give final approval of the policy before it is implemenmd. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Jackie Niles Feature Writer In bonm of Women's History Month. Naomi Wolf,authorofTheBtauty Myth: How Images of Btaury are Ustd Against Women, will speak at UW-Partside tonight at 7pm in Greenquist 103. The lecture is free and open to the public and is being sponsored by the Park· sideActivitiesBoard,UW-ParksideWomen"s Center. and the Women•s Health Cena« al SL Calherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf. 28, is a graduate of Yale University, whae she studied English litetanJre and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. While spending three years a., a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began to develop the idea for The Beauty Myth • .. I began to write a doctoral thesis that made me see how ideas about beauty were used by 19th and 20th centwy male writm to def end the creative act as being implicitly masculine." Wolf siad. "I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a power struggle. I realized that a similar phenomenon in thecontemporarywcxidwutakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I had to address that firsL" In her book Wolf examines how the myth of female beauty has victimized women duougb the "violent backlash against feminism that uses images of female beaoty as a political weapon against women's adYancemenL" She examines lhe compulsive bt.auty myth as it is perpeb18led through litenuure, mythology, and the mass media. She also outlines how the myth keeps per• petuating inequality in women's persooal and profes.,ionalrelalionships.how it damages heterosexual love relationships, and how it divides women from one another • The Beauty Myth also declares a war on the cosmetic, diet. plastic-surgery, and pornography industries. Wolf points to the $20 billion a year cosmetic indusuy and the $33 billion diet and NaolDIWolf exerciseindusuyasevidencc IO how much women me emlaved by the beauty myth. Wolf alsosumes themoregrislyllldsticson anorexia and bulimia. whichsmkeamillioo Ameri• can women taeh ycf/1. Anorexia kills 150,000 Co~d 011 Page 2 I I II _~~~~~__ .:- nn ..... h~e~~Ne~w' ~s ~----_-:)'::::fatb:::.;26,~~ !!-,ilANGa'Nns, PlIge 2 Kaplan's message university community 1Ilat"l wen aware ollbe crilicaIliae: must be drawn betweea which is enlilled lDrau~ and action, wbich is IIOl. ~ UWS 17.06(4) of die WIIQInsq AdministraliveCodclllllbskCb! dtat.disciplinary IK:lianC8llbelakea agamstslUdentawhole~ ale words or lICIioaIlIeVlIIIi ~ seriously interfene willldlecary. ing on of Ibe te8dIIIII • ., process. My ..... biM MilliJIIpared 10 act swiflly 1IId~ should Ibis IaaerClleIrile. J Inspite of lhesellllftlleasible incidents, or mayba bctaase 01 Ibem,laslteachllldetelJlIIIIIIlrz of the university l:OIIlIIlunity ~ work with me to pIOICCl die fIle. domofindividualexpasioowhich is the basis of OOrcllliaeareqrie. Co1tlinuedfrom Pagel • This university commODity cannot and most not limit the right of its members to free speech no matter how stopid, erode or offensive .it might be. Once we declare certam speech off-limits and SD~ject to University discipline, we will spend all of our lime drawing umenable dislinctions. We would also provide more alleDlion and credibility to the offensive stalements than they could ever hope to gamer on their own. I am not prepared to provide the intolerant among us with therbetorical high ground that will permit them to portray themselves as the protectors and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this, however, I want to assure the members of the -Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (pAB/WC/WHC) -Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup -Feeus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:3D-5pm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 -Women's Marketplace: lOam-3pm on the Union Bridge Naomi Wolf Cominued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows an too wdl tbeelrel:lJoliIJis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her earIy-. She also says tha1 according to the American SocIetyafPllslicIllll Reconsrructive Surgeons over two million Americans, moflWi female, bad undergone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Uposucdllll,I procedure that socks out fatty tissue, is the fasleSl-growillsafll1lcosmeli surgeries. Wolf regards plasti<: surgery as self' mutilalilln ,dII& CDCllIIIIiilI women to commit violence againSllbemselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide pllIIIllPIIiIl industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the beautY mylb. She also claims that movies. TV, and advertisements have becomCOUl1eISra "soft" sexual pornography. Wolfbas won several awards forher writing. includiDl .. ~, of American Poetsprize (twice),theBeUSPrize,lDlwards6umIbcL)IICo The Robert Browning Society, and the Yale UtID')' Mari& , Her journalism, poetry, and book reviews have appeIIIed b VIiild publications in Britain and the U.s. including Ms., Vene, SplRRJ), Writing Women. The Village Voice Urerary Supplement. die Sun*! TlJIICS, and The Penguin Book ~ Yiddish Poetry. Wdl/aIII ~ Company will publish a volume of Wolf's poelryllCXtyeaf. Sbclll Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many yars. baveled extensively and lives in Scodand and New yom. -Video and Discussion: "Images of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free , Poet Dacey to visit UW-Parkside tomorrow ., GI'lIIIt l.lInea Feature Writer Internationally known poet PbiIip Dacey will visit uw-Parkside tmnOlJOW. March 271h. Prom 9:00-9'.50 he will I8ke pen in an iDronnIIdileUSlion withPlof_ A1aa Sbuelld', 0aIive WritiIII Poetryc:1Isa(CARTI37). Al.- Dacey wiD gi~ • public: poeuy nadine in die OYerIootLounge in die Iibnry. EveI)IlIIC is weloome MboIhocCM;'., Hundreds ~ Dacey', poems have beeII published in IDmay of Iitaary magazines, five run length way.' col1ections,lDlseveral chapbooks. But don't be mislead - Dacey Among his achievements. he bas doesnotwrilCromanticdrivel. His been awarded a Fulbrigbtlecture- poems can be frank, disturbing, or ship to Yugoslavia and two Na- funny, but are always surprising. tional Endowment of the Arts ere- Anyonewbo is inlCreSled in hearllive writing fel1owsbips. ing fresh poeuy from a living per- Dacey'spoemsaredillic:u1tto son(oftenallRcombinationwben c:Jassify since they cover • great studying conege level English) varietyoflOpics. ThepositiveOlll- sbou1d make lime to 8IleDd one of look 1bat penneaICS his poetry sug- these two events. gests that be writes love poems. Philip Dacey's visit is being All aspeclI of life • die spiritual. . sponsored by the Lecture and Fme pbysical, sexual, anotional· are Arts Committee and the English appoached by Dacey in a unique DeplIrlmenL Public Service Announcements COIIPMION FO!lDISABLED GENTLEMAH. ~ a ~rtnlerstandi~ 01the.dewlopmentallydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilIl KenoSh8"*" 29 year old bas good - 01tunor, ertoYs &hopping, eating out and -ng IIIO'IlllS. No extra expense 10volunleef. Ask for more information In Volunteer 0Ific:e. NORTH PARK E1.EIIEN!'ARY SCHOOL NEEDS VOl.lJNTEEl!S- FIIst grade bJIors helping c:bi~ren ~ a one-~-one basis with math, language and reading; filth grade 1UlllISWOIkkGwiIh one or two students needng exira help in math; and library aSSIstant WOIkIng In school library doing varIOUS duties. Volunteer'as 61t1eas 30 minutes a week. Say YESt SCHOOl OF UBERAL ARTS. Kyou are a lileral Arts major and woud Ike 10help out at a special event on campus, please read on. Uberal Arts: A Wo~d of PossiblUties Day, weItf1/III1III. Ap118th needs greeters lIld gUdes lor as 61t1eas one hour between 10:00-2:00. This Is a great oppollUnily 10gel experience and meet influential people. Sign up klday inthe c.eerC8llllt- W1LDLJFE HORIZONS SET ORlENTAlION DATE. ~youln~rested in helping wildlife who are injured or homeless? Jointhe,Wild6fe Horizons,lnc:. YOlunteerslalfbyalleldlQ.- SIIlday, March 29th al2:OO PM at 4828'Rambeau Drive - Racine, Wl Call Joanne at 634-8061 or Usa at 639-0427 if'you can be there or are Interested, but cannol be al meeting. For more information, see carol in the VoNn/ee, OIfice or caJl595·20t1 to,an appointment: . H~r~~a~ ~riday ~al! ~u~ Sunday In the News •Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (PAB/WC/WHC) •Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup •Focus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1 pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:30-Spm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 •Women's Marketplace: 10am-3pm on the Union Bridge • Video and Discu~ion: "hnages of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free Poet Dacey to visit OW-Parkside tomorrow b7Grutl.anea Peature Writer Internationally known poet Philip Dacey will visit UW-Parkside tomorrow, March 271h. Prom 9:00-9:SO he will catc pan in an iafolmaldilcUllionwilbProfcaor Alan Slmclnl'a Oad'le Wrilina Poeuyclm(CART 137). AlDOOD Dicey wiD give I public pc>eCly Nldina in the Overlootl.ouage in the libnly. Evayone ii welcome • boch occllioas. Hundreds of Dacey's poems have been publisbcd in m amy of liunry magazines. five full length collections.and several chapbooks. Among his achievements. he has been awarded a Fulbright lectwesbip to Yugoslavia and two National Endowment of the Arts erealive writing f eDowships. Dac:cy's poems ndifficultto dmify since they cover a great varietyof10pics. Thepositiveoutlook lhat permeates his poetry suggests that be wrileS love poems. All aspeas of life - the spirilUal, physical. sexual. emooonal • n appoacbcd by Dacey in a unique way. Butdon"l be mislead-Dacey does not wri1e romantic drivel. His poems can be frank. disturbing, or funny, but are always surprising. Anyone who is inrerested in bearing fresh poeuy from a living person (oftenararecombinarion when studying college level English) should make time to attend one of these two events. Philip Dacey's visit is being sponsoo:d by the Lecture and F"me Arts Commiuee and the English DepanmenL Kaplan's message ContinutdfromPagt 1. 1bis university community can~ot and must not limit the right of its memberS to free speech no matter how stupid. crude or offensive _it rnight be. Once we declare cawn speech off-limits and subject IO University discipline. we will spend all of our time drawing untenable distinctions. We wouJd also provide more auention and credibility to the offensive sta1ements than they could evez hope IO gamer on their own. I am not prepared IO provide the intolerant among us with the rhetorical high ground that will pennit them to portray themselves as the proleCIOl'S and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this. however, I want to assure the members of the university community lbat 1 well aware of lhe Clilical tiae: must be drawn IJetweea which is entided ID fab~ and action. wbicb is 111. ~ uws 17.06(4)ofllle~ AdministraliwCode1111Ranc1er that_disciplinary acdancanbclaba agamststudentswhaeeilappqrj. ale words or actiam 11evat, 11 seriously intafaea wiidleClry. ing on of lhe ~~lcmning proces.,. My ldm....._ilpe. pared ID act IWifdy IDlldeciiYdy should dtis laaer Clle lrile. In spile of dlele~ incidents. or maybe .._ Ii them, I askeacbandCWIJIIICllber of lhe university community to work with me to prUect die medom of individualcxpe&IUiwbij is the basis of ouraaecacqne. Naomi Wolf Continued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows all too well dledfeclsoCdtis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her early teem. She also says that according to the American SocielJaf PIIBlll1 Reconstructive Surgeons over two million Americans. 87~ or lhcm female, had ondezgone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Lipolslicl, _a procedure lhat sucks out fatty tis.sue, is the fas cc.st-growing flall ~ surgeries. Wolf regards pl.aruc surgery self murilalion dial -,qes women to commit violence against themselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide....,.., industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the bellllJ myth. ~ also claims that movies. TV, and advenisements have become outlelsf« .. soft" sexual pornography. Wolf bas won several awards for hez writing, including• ~J of American Poets prize (twice), the Beus Prize.and wards6amdltLyrt. 1bc Robert Browning Society. and the Yale Litmry Mapziae. . Her journalism, poetry. and boot reviews~ appeared in Vlitd publicatimw in Britain and the U.S. including Ms.. Veno. Sp,e.._! Writing Women, The Village Voice Licerary Supplement. die""""' Tunes. and The Penguin Book of Yiddish Poeay. W-dlillll J,b!Of Company will publish a volume of Wolfs poell'Y next 'jtll/l• 1111 Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many )'CIIL ~ traveled extensively and lives in Scotland and New York. Public Service Announcements COMPANION FOR DISA8lED GENTlEIIAN. Gaina broadertnterstanding of tl8 deWlopmentaltydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilh KenOShl,_ 29 year old has good sense of tunor, erioYS shopping. eating out and seeing movies. No extra expense lO volunteer. Ask for more information in Volunteer Office. NORTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS VO~ First gr_ade Mors helping chi~~ a one-to-one basis with math, language and reading; fiftl grade~ wor1m1 wifl one or two students needrlg extra help In math; and library assistant working In school library doing vanous duties. VOiunteer as &!tie as 30 minutes a week. Say YES! SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS. If you are a ll>eral Ms major and wood Ike to help_out at a special~ on campus, please read on. Liberal Ms: A Wor1d of Possa"bitities Day, wect•dlr Apri 81h needs r,eeters IWld guides for as 6ttle as one hcu between 10:()()..2:00. This is a great oppontllity to get experience and meet influential people. Sign up k>day i1 the caeer~ WILDLIFE HORIZONS SET ORIENTATION DATE. ~ you ln~rested in helping wildlife vt1lo are injured or homeless? Join the Wildlife Horizons, Inc. volunteer staff~ at191d1g a .... &llday, March 29th at 2:00 PM at 4828 Flambeau Drive - Racine. WL can Joanne at 634-8061 or Lisa at 639--0427 if you can be there or are interested, but cannot be at~ For more infonnalion, see carol in the Volmteer Office or caJl 595-2011 for an appointment. -.,...26. 1992 Campus News TIlE RANGa NEWS, Page 3 -Proposed amendment affects facult 8,Latesba ~. Jude was a change in legisIation ~ersonnel guidelines News Editor allowed the System to alte Cohen explained how faculty '*We DOW have the opponu· rules lbatdetennine the ~current andaca,eJemicSlaffarehired. "We riq IIIsleDd a faculty membets faculty probationary periods ~ have different kinds of appoint· ... ~ period for reasons included the number of' ~II1S. Faculty are usually people _ ... Ieave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~~ With a terminal degteC, often a bII1cIIor IaICher improvement." considered for tenure. ore g Ph.D ." _IIiAd HIloLwanI Cohen, Dean of Lib- According to Cohen the "'!Ie can hire a faculty memo bationary period '. pro. ber~thtenure,orwecanhireona CoIJeD is sening 00 a Univer- lengthened throug::'I:e~ terminaI appointment for one or i17olW"1SlXJRsin System woddng sence, a teacher impro ve 0 two yC3lS,and IaIer bring them on JIUlIP ......... . iderin vemCll1 as· a tenure track lin • Coh . IS COIISI g changes signment. or a sabbatical ~, en said, llIpenoanel guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' "TheyBIe being considered for 11die corrent rules would provide member is given a paid ~ facul~ . ten~ but. are only going to be lIIdlIlity in the length of proba- either one semester or a:' ~ODSIderedif they have been here lioI*Y lIIlPOinUnents under ctr- yearfor the purpose of rfonni~c oranum~of~. UsuaIlythis Cllllll&nces determined by the academic studies rela: to ~ :: place m th~ sixth year, but it bd 01Regents. field. . dbesooncrifthcywereteach. 1be-_~.it.t.e.e. ...._~.,"- " ...".."..m· ThiSl•Snormallygrantedafter mgsoTmheewachaedreee1se.." staff . 18*YllldhaditsflfSlmcclingon aminimumofsevenyearscontin- .DUC are hired ....... -IlL It . f' ei one year at a time, and evenlllaI1y _....... ... .I.IId admiCnOisIIS1SlS 0 eIght ued s"ervtce to a university . have u''-u-..,..year contrsets. UW· -, trators repre- It used to be if you had a PalbideaIsohiresad' tfacul t..'.l..IOt"iffeltldUWcampusesand sabbaticaIorleaveofabsenee,then whoare part.limeanJ:hiredbty DltlIIbers from the Sys. ~ou could extend the amount of semester. y _ofIice. . . time [before tenure review). ID Academicstaffwhoaren'tCac. '"1be quesuoo IS w~t other order to do that you had to be off u1ty, but work at the university in .... sbou1d be permitted for campus, full time. • the advising center or in adm' • 01"""" lCIIure review periods," 'Now the legislation says thai mons are hired on probation ~ ?,-said. Committee,~~ent if the university wantstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint. IS dial pBIelllaI responslbiliues of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIrioI for a ~ child or aging they can do that. This now in· "This rule only applies 19 fac· JBeIIlI, or haVlDg a long-term ill· cludes the possibility of extending u1ty who are onlenure track, who ... Ibat doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some· areprobationarytowardtenureand I.e.a,ve.,wor iOtlhbcr c~~ that one who continues 10 teach," said IIlprobationary academic Slllff. The their ability tomakc Cohen. ruIeisnotreIev8ll1 10anyone else " JI1llPaI iD tbcir academic work "This really conccms the ten- Coben said. ' ~bepoundsforgranlingad. ure-trackfacultywho are hired for According to Cohen, if the dIlicnaI yean for the tenon: reo the pwpose of coming up for ten- committee <kcides that it wants to view, ureandsomenoninsttuclionaIaea- come up with additional reasons ID the last budget cycle there demic staff. • Conlinued on Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeUer MaDaglog Edilllr The UW -Parlcside Fmance Club will transform Molinaro HaIl into Wall Street during the month of April. SlIIdents, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StreetChaIlengebeginsWednes. day, April I, on the fU'Sl floor lobby of Molinaro HaIl. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five trsnsactions and $100,000 of (unaginary)capil8l Alldaytnlding costs SO cents. Hours for trsding are 12pm to 2pm on Monday through Friday. . Discountsapp!ytothosewho attend the Fmance Club's Match 30 meeting featuring Donald 0, Rackl, Vice Plesident and CFO oftheSybronCorpcxation. RackI wiD be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring. cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on registrslion forthe Wall StreetOJaDcnge by attending the presen1lllion in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The ruIcs for the contest BIe simple. Theplaycrwith thehighest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxchanges- NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market, can participate in the Wall Street Challenge. Club members wiD be available to answer questions during the eontest. For further information, caII Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. ID addition III sponsoring the Wall Street simulation, the F.. nance Club is sending six memo bers and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty, to the Financial ManegementAssociationConference ID Chicago 011 Match 26 and 'l:1. The annual meeting is optlI only to members of the Ass0ciation. Major topics of discussion will include cunatt issues in f.. JIlIIICC, the fmanciaI job marIcet, and a Simulatillll of futures and options trading. Membersofthec1ubwho_ auendingthec:onfemJceareMike Coe/Jo, Lori Fosler, Pat PllobIer, Maurizio SiIenzI, and Micbe1le Sahagian. Dodycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ." ..... aN.Jude News Editor Professor Arthur Dudycha, tbair rlthe University Commit· lee,feelstbatpresentfacultypolicy pt'Ol:edures leave the University Committee out of cenain matters in wbicb it should be involved or about which it should be well in· fumed. The University CommillCC ~1Iy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Rights and University Committee as opposed to going directly to the chancel· lor," said Dudycha. .Dudycha fccls that the Uni· versity Committee is not properly included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses fU'Sl send the report or recommendation to the University Committee which then formally . presents it to the chancellor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. 11keeps the University Com· ResponsibilitiesCommiueeinhandling grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrdedby afacultymcm· her, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mauerand make reports orrec· ommendations to the chanceUor. "What I have noled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a recommendation, it is trsnsmitted to the chanceUor through the mittee better apprised of developments, the flow of decisions, and information on this campus that pertains to faculty matters," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha, there are different types of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi· bilities Committee would hear, includinggricvancesandcomp! aints. "The current procedure calls for recommendation 10go directly to thechance1lor, and all lam say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year presidential seat uncontested, with university Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and wiD succeed Erie mittee) seat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 VOleS to 157. Sexton Incumbent senators George wiD replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Suneeta member Bill Homcr on DCXtyear's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan. Deborah Cutler, and The one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-elecred. (Parlcside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner seat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didale Natale. two available senalOrial seats. In addition to the officCf elec· Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threereferendawereincluded one open :,S1U,FAC (IS' egrellate•d• .j. on tIh~e. balIl,oL t., ,,~j The fust, which proposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 ing is thatitmightbe8jljlilljiiate to have it go through the University Committee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation III the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUor and the Boerd of Regents. policy 10designated areas on cam· pus. passed 325 VOICSto 25 I. The ratification of the revised PSOA Constillltion, passed 368 VOICStoS4. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'scontinu· ing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of SlIIdent Gov· ernments (for which $.75 is taken I from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vete of 311 to 109 VOICS. 8, ADdy Patch News Editor ThePalbideSlIIdentOovemment Association has announced the results rlits annual springoffi· cer elections, which were held Mareh 11 and 12. For the office ofPSOA President. current Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesha Jude, 369 votes 10214 and wiD succeed Wally Wargolet in the fall 1992 semester. Felill Aulozzi won the vice· --.:::......:..~~~~~~~~ .......~~ ........ .. 26.1992 - Campus News Proposed amen 11 Latesha • J e Nnrs F.ditor me~~ affi11anec~ faculty personnel guidelines ... _ a c ge m legislation that allowed the System to alter current and Cohen ~plained bow faculty rul that detennine the length of have~~ arc hired. "We "We DOW ha the 0ppOltUIO CllfCDd a faculty m ber'a JPiew period for reas:om ••leaveofa b.,_. a ti reacher improvement.." llidHonnl Cohen. Dean of Lib- 1111 AIIL Cola is tening oo a Univero( Wilccnsin System womng ... dlll is considering chang a,jiiill0Dlld guidelines. A change II• c:mmt rul would provi flldllily in the length or ..., 11JPOintm n cir• c..,-ce, determined by lhe lalldolltelffl Tbccommiuee formed in _.baditsfi m ting Mall 5dL It · of eight ... administra repre- ... clfferenl UW cam and two Iliff manben from the Sys office. ~ question is what oth .... lbould be permitted for ..... eenure review periods." Olllell llid. Commi timent is 1111& pamw resi,oosibiliti or camg (or a new child aging ...._ ti having a long- nn illlblt doesn't requin: ick 111M. or oda circwnsUUl0~ th3 ..,.. wida their ability tom ...-mdM:iracaaCffljC be grounds for grantingad- ..._. ,-a for the ten re- •· ID die budget cycle there ~acuity probationary periods. This ments. different kinds of appoint- ~ludcd the number of years after .th ~ arc usually pcop1o mstJuctors arc hired before bein ~ a ~inal degree. often • considered for tenure. I . According to Cohen the pro. ber ~e can hire a faculty manbationary period wu • . WI tenure.orwccanhircona len:i ned throu~h 8 1!::=: ==-m:~; .:: . • a teacher unprove ment as- a tenure tract line " Cohen said ~ent. or a sabbatical "'"'-· be. • • u~.1 are mgc:onsideredfor A sabbatical is when a f acuity . tenure. but are . ~mber is given a paid leave of coosidered if ~~!°:n ~ be eithe~ one semester or academic foranumbt.rofyears. Usually: year or.the P~ of perfonning takes place in the sixth )'ear but it enuc studies related to their could be-iftt.... ' h fie d. . - .. ..,., were teac • mg 10mewhere else." This is normally granted after minimum of seven years continued service to a university. .. It used to be if you bad a bbatical or leave of absence. lbea you could extend the amount of time [before tenure review). In order to do that you had to be off campus. full time. " '"Now the legislation says that if the university wants to haveother reasons for extending the period lhey can do that. This now includes the possibility of extending the probationary period for someone who continues IO teach," said Cohen. "'1bi5 really concerns the tenure- track faculty who are hired for the purpose of coming up for tenureandsomenoninsuuctionalacadanic staff. " The academic Slaff are hired one year at a time, and eventually have tln-ce-ycar contracts. UWParksidc also hires adjunct faculty who are pan-time and are hired by semester. Academic Slaff whoaren'tfac• ulty, but wort at the university in the advising ccnta or in admission., are hired on probation and can be given indefinite appointments similar to tenure. '°This rule only applies to faculty who are on tenure tract. who me probationary toward tenure and IDprobatjonaly academic Slaff. The rule is not relevant to anyone else," Cohenllid. Accanling to Cohen. if the commiucc decides that it wants to come up with additional reaoos Conlinued on Page JO THI RANGa NEWS. Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer M1oa1h11 Editor The UW-Partside Finance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and S50 savings bonds. Registration for lhe Wall Street Challenge begins Weclnesday. April 1, on die first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee. participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (unaginary)capilll. Alldaytrading costs 50 cents. Hours for trading are 12pm lO 2 pm on Monday through Friday. Discountsapplytolhoscwho aaend theFmanceClub's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. Racki, Vice President and CFO orlhe SybronCorpcxalioo. Ractl will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt SIIUCturing, cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on regisrration forthe Wall S1rect01811enge by aaending rhe presenlldon in Union 104 at noon on Monday. 1bc rules for the contest are simple. 1bcplayerwith the highest Del worth at rhe end of April wim. There is DO short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX. and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can participate in the Wall S1rect Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For further information, call Professor Kevin Dougherty • x2449. In addition ID sponsoring the Wall Stn:e1 simulation, the Fananco Club is aending six members and ill adviser. Dr. Kevm Dougberty, totheFmancial ManagememAs., ocialion Conference in Chicago oa Mardi 26 and '1:1. 1bc 1111aal meeting is open only to members of the Association. Major topics of discussion will include c:urrent issues in finance. the fmancial job mata. and a simulatica of fulmes IRi oplions trading. Mcmbenoflbcclubwboare anendingtbcCOldaalceareMite Coello. Lari Fosler, Pie~. Maurizio Silemi, and MicbeUe Sahagian. Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ., .......... J News Editor PRJfeaor Arthur Dudycha. Oair ~ the University Commit• lee.feels lbatpresent faculty po lie y Jlft)Cedura leave lhc Univmity Onmit1ee out ot c:cnain matters in which it should be invo vcd or about which it should be well inbmed. The University Commiuce recently reviewed the procedures IIICd by the Faculty Rights and Respon.sibilitiesCommiuee in handling grievance procedures. U a grievance is filed by a faculty manber, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattt.t and make rcpons or rec• ommendations to the chancellor. "What I have noted in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee makes a recommendation, it is uansmitted to the chancellor through die University Committee as opposed to going direcdy to the chancel· Jor,• said Dudycha. Dudycha feels that the University Commiuee is not poperty included in the communication chain. He has noted tbal many campuses first send the report or recommendation to the University Commiuee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think tbal it is an excellent idea. It keeps the Univenity Commiuee better apprised of developmenas, the flow of decisions. and information on this campus that pertains lO faculty matters." said Dudycha. Acconling to Dudycha. lbae are different types or hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee would hear, including grievances and complaints. wnte current procedure calls far .recommendationtogodirecdy to the chancelJar, and all I am say- Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year ByADdyPa News F.ditor ThcPamidcSIUdentGovetn · lllent Association has announced the raults of its annual spring officer elections, which were held Man:h 11 and 12. For the office of PSGA Presi• dent, Cmrent Vice-Prcsidenl Eric Bovee dcfealt.d Latesha Jude, 369 VOies to214 and will succeed Wally WargoJct in the fall 1992semester. Felix AuJozzi won the vicepresidential seat uncontested, wilb 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, Suneela Aldc.inapalli, David Towle. Jane Marie Hogan. Deborah Cuder,and Tobin Lindblom all werere--elecled. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer and Ashley Carter won the final two available senatorial seats. Annamaria Sexton won the one open SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocalions Com· miuec) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 votes to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent member Bill Homer on next year's committee. The one available PUAB {Paltside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidare Naaale. In addition to the officer elections. threeref erenda were included on the ballOL ' ' The first. which proposed to extend lhc university smoking A. ELECTION '92 ing is that it might be appropriate to have it go through die University Commiuee as the m,cutive committee of tho faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will pesent this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adopcioa the fall or next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUorand die Bosd or Regents. policy to designated ll'CIS on campus. paacd 325 votes IO 251. The ralification of the revised PSGA ConstibJtion, paaed 368 Yotesto54. The final refc:rcndum, which dealtwith UW-Parbidc"scontinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments (for which $.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester). passed with a vote of 388 to 109 voces. --~~Im Campus News 1'Ju RANGIIl NEWS, Pa&e 3 .. I ~ Proposed amendment affects facult 8y Latesba N. Jude was a change in I 's!atio Ypersonnel guidelines N Edit egr n 1hal Cohc ' nrs or allowed the System to alter c n ~pIaincd bow faculty "We DOW have the opportu- rules that determine the len urn:nt and aca,denuc staff me bired. "We ..,lDalCllda faculty member's facultyprobationaryperiods ~ bavc different kinds of appoint • .... miew period for n:asons included the number of y~ after ~13. Fac~ty me usuaJJy people .. _ Jeave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~ bein With a lamina! degree, often a 1lIIII:aI or laIChcc improvement," considered ~or tenure. ore g Pb.D"•W• ..,_ IIidHoWMlCohen, Dean of Lib- According to Coben th ' e can .w" a faculty memo .. ArlL bationary period ,~ pro. ber ~th tenure, or we can hire on a CobeD is serving 00 a Univer- lengthened tbrougbW:S1prevro;wy termina1 appointment for one or lil7afW"JIl:OOsin System working senee, a teacber impro,:ve 0 ab- two years, and later bring them on JIlIIP dill is considering changes signmem, or a sabbatical ment as- a tcn~ track lin~,C'ohen said IIJ1'i.1III<1 guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' f ul Thcymebemgcoosideredfor IIdie ClII1CIlHules would provide member is given a paid ~ ac ~ . ten~ but ,me only going to be lIdl1lIY ill ~ length of PfOb,a- either one semester or a=;:n~c ~::=o~~v~= b= liaI*Y IIJPOmtments under cir- ycarforthepwposcofpem' talces ' , • y CIII"b""t.s determined by the academic studies related::mu: could tacem th~ suth year, but it a.dofRegents. field • sooner ifthey were teaeb· 1bec:ommiuee was formed' Thi , mg somewbere else." ---'bad 'IS t:-. ,m , , IS IS nonnally granted after The academic staff me hired _,... I "...meebDgon a mmlmum of seven years conlin- one year at a time and lUaI1 .... 5th. It ~ of eigbt ued service to a university. bave three-ycar ~ua:;:uvl. IaItJ IIId administrators repre- "It used to be if you had a Palbide also hires adjunc; faculty .-laaclfferent UW campuses and sabbatical or leave of absence, thea whome part-time and me hired by two iliff members from the Sys. you could extend the amount of semester • ofIIce. , , time [before tenure review]. In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac. '"J'bc question IS w~t other order to do that you bad to be off ulty. but work at the university ill .- Ibou1d be pernulted for campus, full time. • the advising center or ill admis· .Iee .'!Il!leDure re~icw JlC:li.ods." . "Now the legislation says that sions me hired on probation and Cllheallid. ComlDluee,~~ent iftheuniversity~tstobaveother can be given iIIdefinite appoint· is Ibat J*CIllII responslbilines of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIriDI for a ~ child or aging they can do thaL This now in- "This rule only applies l\Ifac· JIRIIlS, or bavlDg a Iong-tenn ill· cludes the possibilily of extending ulty who are on lenure traclc, who _ dill doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some- areprohationary toward tenureand leave,or~ CllCwnstanees that one who conlinues to teach," said IllprobationaJyacademicstaff. The .... wilb their ability to make Cohen. rule isDOlrelevant toanyoneelse," )IllIIaI ill their academic work "This really concerns the tell- Cohen said. ~be8l\llllldSfor granlingad- ure-trackfacultywho mehiredfOl' According to Cohen, if the dilioIIIJ yelD for the tenure reo the pwpose of coming up for tell- CIlIIImittee dCcldes that it wants to view. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca- come up with additional ~ In the last budget cycle there demic staff. " Colllinued 011 Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeDer Managing Editor The UW·Parlcside Fmance Club will transfonn Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win S200,SIOO, and S50savings bonds. Registration for the Wall Street Challenge begins Wednesday, April I, on the first Door lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and SI00,OOO of (imaginary)capitaL AlldaylnldiIIg costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Mondsy through Friday. . Disc:oontsappiytothosewbo attend the FmanceClub's MaJch 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacId, Vice President and CFO oftheSybronCOJporation. RackI will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring, cash flow nJllII88CIIICIIl, and agency theory. Save a buck on regislralion fortheWaIIStreetCba1lcnge by auending the presentation in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The rules for the contest are simple. Theplayerwiththebigbest net worth at the end of Apri1 wins. There is no short-sclling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxcbanges-NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- me accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-bow of the stock IIIIII'keI, can participate in the Wall Street CbaIIcngc. Club members will be available to answer questions duriIIg the conlest. For further illformation, call Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449 • In addition to sponsoring the Wall Street simulation. the Fi· nance Club is sending six members and its advisor. Dr. Kevin Dougherty ,totheFmancial Management Association Conference in CbiClt80 on MaJch 26 and 'J:1. The annual meeting is open only IIImembers of the Associalion. Major Illpics of discusaioo will include current issues ill fi· IIIIIICC, the rmancial job marIrct, and a simulation of futures and options trading. MembersofthecJub wboare attendingtheconfcrenceareMilce CoeDo, Lori Foster. Pat PalIJIer, Maurizio SiIenzi, and Micbe1le Sahagian. DUdycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain .7l.atesha N. Jude NnrsEditor Professor Arthur Dudycba, 0Iair of the University Commit· lee,feelslbalpraentfacultypolicy ~ leave the University Cmuniuee out of certain matters in wbicb it sbouJd be involved or about which it should be well in· fooned. The University Committee reeenl1y reviewed the procedures lIIed by the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommitteeinband1ing grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrJ1edbyafacultymem· ber. the Faculty Rigbts and Responsibilities Committee review the matter and make reports or ll:C' ommendations to the cbanceDor. "Wball bave nOled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that wben the Faculty RigblS and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a ll:Commendation, it is transmitted to the cbanceDor througb the University Commiuee as owoscd to going directly to the cbance1- lor," said Dudycba. ,Dudycba feels that the University Commiuee is not properly iIIcJuded ill the communication chain. He bas noted that many campuses rust send the report or recommendation to the University Committee whicb then formally presents it to the cbanceJlor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. Ilkeeps the University Com· miuee better apprised of developments, the Dow of decisions, and information on this campus that peI1ains to faculty matters," said Dudycba. According to Dudycba, tbere me different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rigbts and Responsi. bilities Committee would bear, incJudinggrlevancesandcomplainl3. "The current procedure caI1s for recommendation to go directly to the cbancellor, and aliI am say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year 87 Andy Patdl News Editor TheParlcsideStudentGovem· ment Association bas announced the resuJts of its annual spring officer elcctioos. whicb were held Man:b 11 and 12. For the office of PSG A President, curn:nt Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesba Jude, 369 VOles to 214and will succeed Wally Wargoletin thefalllmsemester. Felix Aulozzi won the vice· ... . presidential seat uncontested, with University Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and will succeed Eric mittee) scat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 votes to 157. SexIOll Incumbent senators George will replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Sunee18 member Bill Horner on next year's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan, DeborabCuder,and nie one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. (Patkside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner scat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didate Natale. two available senatorial seats. In addition to the officer elcc- Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threerefcrendawereincluded one open SUF AC. (Segregated. , on the baI10L ...! " \ ... ' ' • • I ~ •• I I , • • I •• The first, which poposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 J1I'~<GA , . iIIg isthatitmigbt buppop:Weto bave it go througb the University Commiuee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty: Dudycba said. The University Committee will present this recommendatica to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were anycbangc. Any policy changes must be approved by thecbanceDorand the Board of Regents. poJicy to designalIld areas on cam· pus. passed 325 votes to 25 1. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to S4. The final referendum, wbich dealtwitb UW·Parlcside'sconlinuiIIg membership ill the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· ernments (for wbicb S.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vote of 388 to 109 VOleS. Campus News Proposed amendment afTects facu lt 87La .Jud was a change m· l · .. 1no!- y personnel guidelines N .,. .. :. egi.:ua.uun that Cohe • ews LU.Dor allowed the System to al n explained how faculty -We now have lhe opportu- rul that detennine the ~r cwrent and academic staff are hired. .. We ,Jq., extend a m bets faculty probationary periO:~ have different kinds of appoint- ... .mew period for •-out~ includedtbenum~of • after ~ts. Fac~yareusuallypeop]o ,,,_ dlln leave of a,-~ b- instructors arc hired be:~ wnb a laminal degree. often a lllicll or tracber improvement." considered Ci ore I Ph.D. " or tenure. "W hire llid Howard of Lib- According to Cohen th bm' • e can a faculty mem- • AIIL bationary period • ; pro- '?th tenure,orwecanhireona Colail · goo a n·v • lengthened throughw:-'l~~ab-Y terminal appoinunent for one or o(W'IICOIISi.n System workin sencc • ve O two years. and Iara bring lhem on . con . deri ban • teacher unprovement as- a tenure ttack line • Cohen "d. paap ng c g gnmeni. or a sabbatical .. . • sai .,,...net guid . A change A sabbatical is when~ fac ulty . ten n: are being~ for II die Clfflllt ru1 would pro . member is given a paid lea or ~ t .are only going 10 be llaHilY in die l g1h o proba- either one mester or acad ve . ~onsubed if they have been here dalllrY appoinbn n under cir- year for the purpose of rror::c or a num~ of~-Usually this ClfflllM('A':• de termined by th emic studies re1S: 10 u-J, = ~ m ~ sixth year, but it a.II of'Regen fie d. . sooner if they were reach- Tbc c:ommiuee fi ed · Th• • mg 10111ewhere else." . ~ m . . is is nonnally granted after The academic staff are hired --,aactba,h fi m nngon minimum of seven years conlin- one year at 8 time and tualJ 5th. It . . · of eight ued ~ce to a university. have ~year c'onW::a uv/. lll:IIMy IDd admi.nis tra rcpre- 1! used to be if you had a Parkside also hires adjunct faculty --.clffaallUWcam11>USesaioo bbabcalorleavcofabsence, lhen whoare pan-timeandarehiredby two lllfl' members from th Sys- you could extend the amo unt of semester •office. . , time {before tenure review) . In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac• -rll8 quesuon w~t other orde.r 10 do that you had 10 be off ulty, but work at the university in ..,.. should be J?C'ffl•ued for campus. full time. " the advising center or in admis- .-1~ lellure re ~w period,." . "N~w the legislation says thal sions are hired on probation and Cdleallid. Com m, .. -~en iftheun1versity~tstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint• is Jlllml8.l resi,ons1b11itJes of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. Cllina for a ~ child aging &hey can do lhaL This now in- '"This rule only applies to facplRIIIS. or baVJng a g- nn ilJ . eludes the possibility of exte nding ulty who are on tenme b'aek. who lbal doesn't require sick the probationary period for some- areprobationa,y10wardtenmeand ~ or Olber circurnstBJ11CCS lha o who continues to teach," said toprobationaryacademicsiaff. The mfere widl their "lity ro m Cohen. rule is not relevant 10anyonedse," Jnpaa in their acadclluc --nus really concerm the ten- Cohen said. ~be pounds forgrantin - ure-trackfacultywbo arehired for According 10 Cohen, if the ~ years for the ten die purpose of coming up for ten. committee decides that it wants to WIDW. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca. come up with additional remons In Ibo llll budg cycle there dcmic staff. " Conanued on Pag, JO THI RANGn Nsws, Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer Managing Editor The UW-Parbide Fmance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street dilling the month of April. Students, faculty. and staff can play lhe stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StteetCballengebeginsWednesday, April 1, on lhe first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (imaginary)capilal. Alldaylrading costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Monday through Friday • Discountsapplytothosewho attend the Finance Club's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacJcJ, Vice President and CFO of the Sybron Corporation. Racki will be speaking on leveraged buyouts. debt structuring. cash t1ow management, and agency theory. Save a buck on registration for the WaU StreetOJaDenge by aaending tbe presentation in Union 104atnoononMonday. The rules for the contest are simple. lbcpJayerwiththehigbest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can panicipate in the Wall S11eet Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For fmther information, calJ Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. In addition to sponsoring the Wall Stteet simulation, the Financo Club is sending six memben and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty,totbeFmancial Management As.,ociation Confezence in Chicago oa March 26 and 27. The armual meeting is open only to members or the Association. Major topics of discussion will include current issues in finance. the fmancial job market. and a simulation of futures and options trading. Membetsoftbcclub wboare attendingtbeconfmnc:earcMike Coello. Lori Fosler, Pit Pmlder, Maurizio Silcnzi, and Michello Sahagim Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain 17 J-awsha N. J N Editor Professor Arthur dycba, Chair ~ lbc Univemty Committee_ fecls dial present faculty policy llft)Cecbua leave Che Univemty Camoiuee out of certain maum in which it hould be involved or about which il should be well inbmcd. The University Commiuee ll!Cendy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Righu and ResponsibilitiesCommiueein haadling grievance pocedures. If a grieYaDCCisfiledbyafacultymem• ta, die Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattaand make reports or recommendations to the chancellor. "Whal I have noted in looking 8l the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibiliticsCommiuee malccs a recommendation, it is ttan smitted to the chancellor through the University Committee as on,osed 10 going directly to the chancel• lor," said Dudycha. . Dudycha feels that lhe Univasity Committee is nol p-operty included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses first send the report or recommendation 10 the University Committee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think that it is an excellent idea. It keeps the University Committee beua apprised of developments, the now of decisions. and information on this campus that penains 10 faculty mauen," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha. there are different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi• bilities Commiuee would bear, including grievances and complaints. "The current procedme calls for recommendation to go directly to the chancellor, and all I am say• Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year By Andy Pa NnnF.ditor ThePalbidcStudent Government Association has announced the ~ts exits annual spring officer elections, which we re held Marth 11 and 12. For lhe office of PSGA President, current Vice-President Eric Bovee defClled Latesha Jude , 369 VOies to 214and will succeed Wally Wargolct in the fall 1992 semester. Felix Aulou.i won the vicepresidential seat unconrested. widl 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, suneeca Aklcinapalli, Da vid Towle, Jane Marie Hogan, Debotah Cutler.and TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer an d Ashley Carter won the final two available senaiorial seats. Annamaria Sexton wo n the one open SUFAC (S egreg ated ' Univenity Fee Allocations Com· m.iuee) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 V01eS to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent mcmberBillHomeronnextyear's committee. The one available PUAB (Palkside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidate Natale. In addition to the officer elections, threeref erenda were included on the balJOL ' ' The first. which poposed 10 extend the university smokins ~ ELECTION '92 ingistbalitmightbeappl'Olm8te10 have it go through the University Committee as the executive committee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chancellor and the Board of Regents. policy 10 designaled areas on campus. passed 325 votes to 251. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to 54. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'sCQDtinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· emments (for which $.7S is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a VOie of 388 10 109 vorcs. Feature ... MmdI26, 1992 TIm 1lANGD NEWS, Page 4 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by GweD HeDer MaDaglDg Edilor All academic iDstilUtions rely upon 1ialsons between the teal:hing ku1ly IIId the senior campus admiDislraIionofficials lOeffeclively proIIIOfe 8IId operaIe a successful IeamiDg environmeDr. UW ·Padtside ca1Is upon iIs fOlD' deans 10 inilialeandsupervisethevila1needs of the academic departments, centers. 8IId pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Co1Ien, Dean of the Scbool ofLibezaI Arts, 1IaDdIes the n:sponsibi1ity mille dsiIy adminislralive fimcIions of Ihirtllen deperlmeDlS on campus ranging from cIramalic lI11S 10 political science. Tbe Cenrer fllr ElI1nic Studies, l1Ie Women's Cent« and the CenrerliJrlnlclmaliooalSlUdiesa1so fall under Coben's jarisdictim However. Coben Sll'eSsellbal dICIe isIIIOIllIOcampus leadership Iban feeding paperwork througb I1Ie appropriare cluumels. '"Jbe day-IO-daypan is untaJI. g!ing snags and lending belp 10 cIeparlmenl3. Tbe more important pan is to Iry and bui1d a long-ferm dIm:tian fer the schoo1,. Coben aidclDringan inrerview in his_ fi11cdoffice in I1Ie Communication Ans building. "1bere are Ibree bnportant JlIrISlOtbaI process. One isto help anicu1ale the goals of l1Ie school with faculty. and where we are in disapeement, Iry 10 bring lbose disagreements closer together. Sel:ond1y. tolly 10 involve as many peopJellJlOllD'bIeill Ihinkinglbout the cIireclioII of the scbooI aad wbere it is aoinJ. FiDaI1y. takina RSJlOIISI'bilityfortbecqan;zationaI pacl usedtollllllrethecbanges pllISible." Co1Ien', primary JeSpoIISibility is 10 admiDisIer the cwriculum, personnel, budget, aad pogram devcIopmcDtcbangesiD IlleSchool ofLibemlAns. 1bisenllli1lweekly I I THE RANGER NEWS IS NOW ACCEPTING APPUCANTS FOR EDITOR· FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 ~equlrements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carryinlJ at least si~ credits per sem,ester Dr; Howard Cohen meetingswilhthedeansoftheothec paper." Coben admiued. UW-Parkside schools, l1Ie associ- Coben. a native of Massachuate vice chancellors, and the vice scus, accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He arrived with the depanment chairs occur from the University of Massachuseveral times during the semester seus, Boston where he had beld the aDd may include cliscussion on the position of associate provost since allocatioo of funds for hiring fac- 1989. Cobenhascoveredthegamut u1ty. of administrative offices over a docade serving as acting deaD of the College of ArlS and Sciences, associatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law andJustice Program at the University of Massachusetts, Boston. Cohen, 47, who is an avid reader and mcquelball player, has been commuting back 10 Boston to visit hiswife and two children. Tbey will permanendy join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha this summer. A1tboughheenjoysuniversity iDsauetioo. CoIIen admil3 1hat adminislllttion is his forte. In the past, Cohen has taught one class per year and hopes IOcontinue 1hat IraditionatUW-Parkside.. Thedean will be teaching a course in his -. decided that administration (work) engaged me. lIike working at the school levelwith departments and helping oth- . ers to teachl'aperwodt isa key concept in accomp1ishingbotblongrangeand IhcIt term goals and problems. "I'm moving around a Jot of specialty (101d, political philosophy, next fall. MIdecided 1hat adminisuation (wodt)engagedmo. Ilikewoddng at tbe school level with departmentsandbelpingolherslOteaeh," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Ubera1 Arts, Cohen addresses the . overall mission and cIiroction of the university as a whole. Minthe models of higber education in the United States there are the big, research instimtions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing," Coben explained. "1ben there are the smaller h'beral arts colleges tbaI stress the preparation of the undergraduate Sludent through general education. Undergraduate teal:hing is themain thing." "UW-Parkside is in Ihemiddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun- IIy that is lIying to redefIne that a Iitde bit by calling us a metropolitan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifIcally. We have obligations to the surrounding region by teaching smdenl3 from the areas and provide services back to them.· • I think that UW-Parkside is clear about ;13 regionaJ role and is less clear o~ how mIlChwe sbouId be demanding resean:h orienlaticll from our faculty. and bow IIUIch weshould be orientingourCUJricll, lum roward broad-based &eaeral education and undergraduate preparation of 0ID'!!hJdents My own view ofitis that wesbouldlly to strike a ba1ance, ,but tIa we~ probably tilted a little bit IDwanI the disciplinary JW:lIICh IIItIdeI,IIId we should IIy and IIIOYC 1IIWaIds the undergraduate preparation model Iwou1dn'twaytbatwe~ far off from wbere I WlllI1dliteto see us." In terms of ClIIIIJllIS inIpore. ments, Cohen wou1d 1ike 10 seek General Educatioa requiJ ........ revised. Ataslcforceofwbitbbeis a member is curreml1 miewiDa the current Breadlh of Knowledge requiremems and will mate recommendations fora_iIladiscip1inary approedl tb8l iIIaIporates team IelIC1ting offaeultyJDelllo bers into tbe curricuIuaL Recondy co11egiale skills Illadjustments have ~ lltbIed fer more cliscussion by the llmvcnily Senate. Changes IOtbeCoUegiale Skills and the BIaddl rlbMJ. edge Program, woald occur through phases ower I eo. rcperiod. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy. University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy. Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 • ..... ~ THI RANGa NEWS, Page 4 Feature Mad 26. 191)2 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by Gwen Heller Manqfna Editor All academic institutions rely upon liaisms between the teachina faculr:y and die senior campus ad· minislralionofficials roeffecdvely promote and operale a successful leaming environment. UW-Paxtaide calls upon its four deans 10 inilialcandsupervisedle vital needs of the academic departmenls. centers. and pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Cohen. Dean of lbc Sdlool ofLibenl Ans.bandies lbc ,esponsibillty of lbc daily ldminisll'ldve functioos of durteen depanmenrs on campus nmging from dramadc ar1S IO political science. 1be Center rm Ethnic Studie- 9. the Women's Center and the Centcrb1111m'D81iona1Studiesalso fall under Cohen's jmisdiction. However, Cohen Stresscl tbal dlere is more 10 campus leadership lhan feeding papawort duough lbc approprialc channels. ""1be day-ro-daypartis unlallgling snags and leoding help to depanments. The more important part is to uy and build a long-term directian rm die school: Cohen aid daring• intaview in bis IIIDfilled offlce in lbcCommunicadma Ans building. -rbere are duee bnponant pststotbalprocess. One is IO help articuJale the goals of the achoo1 with faculty.a where we are in dill&reemcnt. lly ID bring lboeo disagreements closer together. Secondly, touyroinvolveasmany peopleaspcmibleill dlinkioalboul the direc&ion of lbe ICbool and wbae it is aoing. Finally, laking RSp<mibilityf«dle09"izadmal pocessesusedlOmakethecbanges JICIUl'ble. .. Cohen'• primary respoDSl11ili& y is IO administa the cuuiculum. personnel. budgcc. and progl8lll dcvelopmcalrbanpahi lbeScbool ofl.ibaalAIII. 1bisaaillwectly Dr; Howard Coben meetingswiththedeansoftheo&her paper," Cohen admitted. UW-Parkside schools, the associ• Cohen, a native of Massachu• ale vice chancellors, and the vice seus. accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He anived widl the deparlment chairs occur from lhe Univeisity of Massachu• several times during the semester seus. Boston where h had held the and may include discUS&on on tho position of associate provost incc allocatioo of funds fm-hiring fac• 1989. Cohenhascovezcdthegamut ulty. of administrative offices over a decade seiving as acting dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. •1 decided that administration (work) engaged me. I Hke working at the school level with departments and helping others to teach· aswciatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law and Justice Program at the University of Mas• sachuseus. Bosion. Cohen. 47, who is an avid reader and racquelball player, has been commuting back IO Bostoo 10 visit his wife and two children. They will permanently join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha Ibis summer. Paper,vodt is a key concept in accomplisbingbotbloograngeand lhort tam goals and problem.,. -,•m moviq around a Jot of Although he enjoys university imtructioo, Cohen admias that ad· ministration is bis forte. In the put. Cohen bas taught one chm per year and hopes to continue that b'aditioo atUW-Pmkside. The dean will be teaching a course in his THE RANGER NEWS specialty field, political philosophy. next fall. "I decided that administration (wodc) engaged me. I like womng at the school level with depart• mcnL1andhelping others 10 reach," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Libetal Arts. Cohen addresses the overall mission and direction of the university as a whole. "In the models of higher education in the United States there are the big. research institutions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing." Cohen explained. .. Then there are th smaller hl>eial arts colleges that stress the preparation of the undergraduate student through general education. Undergraduate teaching is tbemain thing." .. lJW.P3J'ksideisin them· ddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun• tty that is trying 10 redefine that a little bit by calling us a metropoli• tan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifically. We have obligations to the sur• rounding region by teaching students from the areas and provide services back IO them." " I think that UW-Parlcsid is clear about iL1 regional role and is less clear on bow much we sbou1d be demanding resean:b oricmalic.i from our faculty. and bow IIIUCb we should beoriemingourClllrQ. tum toward broad-baed gaaezai education and undergraduale preparation of our "'8denL,. My own view ofitis lhll wesboakhry to strike a balance, but da we are probably tilted a liule bit toward tbedisciplinary1t:SCa1thmodcl,mc1 we should tty and move ~ the undergraduate preparation model Iwouldn'twaydllltweare far off from where I would lite IO see us." In terms of campm inlJDe. menlS. Cohen would like '>aeedie General Educa&ioa rcquiaw revised. A task fmceof wbicbbeis a member is curremly miewiag the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements and will mate recommendations for amme illadisciplinary appoacb lblt impo, rates team teachingof facaltymembers inlO lhe curriculum. Recenlly collegialc skills Ka adjustments have been llllled b more discussion by die UliYenily Sena&e. Changes tolheCollegiale Skills and the Brelddl cl Kaowledge Programs woald occur through phases o,cr • foal ,ar period. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy, University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 IS NOW ACCBPl'ING APPLICANTS FOR EDITOR FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least six credits per semester -- "()Ke lllaiD, back is the lDclediblelll- •••••UW·Parkside 's FilIII ~ Baule of !be Bands. 0.PridI7, Apri13, six bauds will iiidie .. in !be UDioo Diniug '-'10I1D& it out and JX'Ovethat ... 1MlIdIe (or mela1, whichever ... ~ my be) is bcact thaD !be -nclbow will begin at7:3Opm ... cacII bmI will performfor ... •... ly2SminUles. Among d1eJllllllllsbowcascd in this year's bIIde iDdude last year's ruJUlec· .. ltIciDe', Yery OWD Fruit Salad. Abo performing will be !be IIIIIIII powabouae knowD as Dead FIJ Boy, the pop- rocIccrs Moon SlOYC .... abe 70's sOUDds of laris .. 1, bud rock from JIII!'" d. mI the psycbcdclic ova ... of Full Circle. ~Interviewing: GnldutiDg seniors have becD iavilCd 10panicipate in simulated "'WI willi area pcrsonocl _ ••DG! Friday, April 3. 11Icae"moclt" iDtavicws pve pleCbnaopponuuity to prac- Feature THE RANGEIlNIWS,Page5 .Musicprofessorsto play the fools iDgiDsaumenlStheyhaveD'tp!ayed in years, maybe even cenlUriesl The Parkside Music Club bas carefuUy selected each iDstrumeDt mI music for each penon. 1bete wiU be a recepUoa followiDg the recitaL So_IIId_yourfavorile maslc pot_ 1IIIIb. "fool- ol himself. TbIa will be GIe reclI8I youwiDlIOlWldtomissl RegisIcr NOW by submiuiaa • n:sume to the e- Cen!er, WLLC 0175 1101aler Ibao 110OII011 Friday, MaR:h 27. The Parbide Music Oubpn:- seDts the first aDnual Faculty "Fools- Recilal. The reciIa1 will be held Friday, April3rd at 110OII in Conunu- Dicalion Arts 0118. This recital includes eight music professors, including the bead of the music dej& UDell&, matiDg "fools- of tbemsel-. These profeaon wiD be play- Battle of the Bands dukes it ont Apn'13 Engli"sh majors play role m. sam Mancbester The winner of this . S. ~ D I ' 'eatllrellediotl awardeda paid perforn:: suchasKPublic Euemy. Igma ~au e ta conventIon Mil ukee' eDosha·based MOOD ~ s SWllllledea Music StcveDs blends rock and roll with By ADdy Patcll Joseph CoruadaDdThomasHanly. ~;:'. Second place wimtezs pop 10 achieve a 80UDd DOl UD1ike News EdItor Niles and Shelley, both of WI . awarded a .$2O().OOprize, modem rock icons Poisou or Mr. Wbilemanyofyouwmbaslt. Keoosha,servedaspme\isl(ODeof ~ third place W1IIIIaI will re- Big.l'trbapstbemostunusualap- iDs in !be SUD of some lower- three)aDdcbair,respectively,ina ~lve$IOO.OO. Costfuradmissioa p1iCBDtin this year's lIatt1e is!be IauilUde beach or sittiDg in an of- sessionODDOII·\l'8dilionalstudcDls will be $2 for UW-Plnaide 1lU. UDique,amusiDgKarisma. FeaIur- lice wishing you were, KristiDe eutilled -ne Englisb ~ aDd dmlsand~.for!begenemlpublic. iDsastnmgeb1eDdof70'spopaDd Drcwet,JacquclineNi\es,aDdElise theNou-TladiliooalSIUdeIL-UWCO~ lSbDg of several differ- IIlOdem day "aItemaIive- music SbeUey, members of Sigma Tau Parbide has long been a DBtional e.n~muSIcal styles, this year's par- Karisma is definildy 811 inIaest: Della, played key roles in the leader in the educatilln of DOD-lJlIbClplUlls represent a wide I8Dge of iDs addition 10 the CODIeSl. associ8lioll's anuual c:coveation in ditiOD8l students. ~uenccs. Fruit Sa\ad draws their Add the psycIIedcIic 80UIIds New Orleans. States Andrew McLeaD, proinfluences from thelilcesofLiviDs of Fun Circle (I would guess that At the cooveution, Drewclt, of fessorofEnglish aDd faculty alIvi- Colour,24·7 Spyz,mlvariousrap they an: somewhat influeaced by SouthMilwaukce,readberlilel8ry Ill1'IllUW·Parbide'sTauPsichapandreggaestylCSlOachieveafwJlcy, The Cure) and the bead banliDl anaIysisofJosephConrad's"Heart Ier of Sigma Tau Delli, "Our SIll· cohesive metal SOUDd. heavy metal of Haphazzanl(SItid ofDarlcDess." Theessay,eutil1ed deDlshavereaUyexcelledlOgetOD Dead Fly Boy, alsobased out Row,lroD Maiden), aDd Ibelieve "Moral DecliDe in JosephCoruad's the CODVCDti~ ~- of Racine, utilize heavy, driving wewill haveGiebelluvashowthai 'HeartofOarkncss,'-wasse\ecred Adds 8CliD& chair of !be EDrhythms and scon:hing guitar riffs is sure 10please a wide variety of from an intematioDal competition, glishdepanmeDtCarolLeeSafIiolito slam their IisteDers iDto a people. and. was OD~ of ~ read in a Hu~hes, "We ~ all VC? proud of moshiDg frenzy. Sponsored by PAD, the Fifth &esS1ODdea\ing WIth the works of !bell accomplisbmeDts. They draw their influences Atmua18a11leoftheBaudsshou1d from thrash bands like Metallica be an w:iliDg, enjoyable eYeDt for aDd Anthrax as wen as rap acts all fans of Ioca\ music. practicing for success lice their interviewing skills and market. receive CODSlrUClivefeedback DoD't miss this wexblaopl Taketime IOrdiDe yourinlier· viewiug techniques 8Dd fed _ confideDt as you appU8dl the job Reward Offer CaqJns police is S"'Cti"l informatiou 011sevaalllllSOl¥ed S.. CIIIIIed JWopeIty lbefts wItidI occaned last semeslel' ill the SlIIde8l UIiaL Piopelty wItidI _ Idea includes, a VCR. Il8IC 1iPdaI equipment, a coDection of compact discs, and food service equipmcllL A reward is being offered for iDfonualiOD which will lead to an anest aDd conviaioD of the iDdividua\(s) responsible. Please COIIlIlCl Capus PoIlce at Ext. 24SS if you have iDfonuatioD which may assist iDlbeinvesligation.Jnformationprovided,includingyourideDtity, wiD be held in SUict coofidence. AlGIe tiDleor anothereach of us lias made an 0bservation that we think would improve the campus, wbetber it iDvolves setvices or pwgiams, campus facilities, or instilUtionaI policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace III get in your "two cealS wordI- 8Dd do it in a positive 8Dd c:onstnIClive way. Shortly afleryou _ from Spring Break, you will_ some DeW QUE bu11edn boards in Tallent Hall, Physical EducatiOD, MoIiJwo Hal\, Commllllicalion Ar1s, Union Information Desk,aDdWyllieLibrary/LeamiDgCenlel'.11Iese buUedD boards lie made with a paprika-coIored bacItground aDd will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggestion Cards aDd !be Suggestiort Box. The cards will be picked up each Monday morning for disUibulion 10 the person in charp of the _ of conc:em. !"US the appiOpriate administrator and the cbaDcellor. Each suggestion will be ~ as quictly as possible and formal respoDses 10 the suggestions will be placed on !be ~eun boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a weekly basis at each locauOD, as well as being published in !be Communique aDd The RaDger News. . . . Everyaspeclof!beUDiversity-ourempJoyees,theiraaitudesaDdperf~ourphySlca\ enviroDs,iDc1udingbuildiDg,grouudsandsupportservices;ourprogramsaDd8CUVlbes-c:anhave positive or negative effects ODthe people we ~ and ~ publi~8l1arge. Your su~est1ODS can help to improve our services and image. In addiUOD,yourideas WIll ertabIe us lOachieve o~ goal of providing the hi8best quality university euviroDment in WiscoDsiD ~ the larger regsou. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) NODeof the DeWQUE programs can survive wilhout your persouaI ~Dvolvemeul, soplease 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.OL do yourpart by maItiDg some suggestions or sbariDg some words ofpr1l18C. .69.7-0884 Sundays12:00- 4:~.P.~, J..~.to .;:. ;:;. ,:,~, .:;:.; .. ;::.;: .. :.: .. ;. ~.. ~. ;.. _~._~~~~~~~~:::~::::::-:.~' ~ 1I~ 0'. ,~~..;.,:. --- 20% DISCOUNT cUp &Save This Ad ToAll Parkside students and faculty members only, On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I,D. required. Mustpresentadand J.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler QUE CORNER (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use \ -- Feature Battle of the Bands dukes it out April 3 E 1 · h · 1 1 · Sam Mech r The winner of this . s !lg IS T. maD~orls p a y ro ~ ID Featurt ltction wanled a paid pcrfi COOtestJS SUChasPublicEnemy. tgma .1aU e ta convent}Qfl Tu RANcu Nrws, Page S "()ace again, b t i the mcn,cliblell!• .. .. . UW-Par . de 's Fiftll Aallll Batlle of B 01 Friday, April 3, . bands will · 1k -,e in the Union Dinin Jtaall lO slug it out and pove dlsaedclle (or IDCCll, Wllll·cnc,a 111ememaybe) is -111clbowwill begin M 7:30pm • eacla band will pcnorm Ci iijijiiCRiNldy2Sm in g dlepNIIIIIIID'l¥Cascain this year's blale iDcludc last year•, runner..,_ Rldne's very own Fruit Salad. Milwaukee's SWIUDelfi cxmance ~ Kenosha-based Moon Festival est ~ Stevens blends rock and roll with will be • w:---- place ~ pop to achieve a sound not unlike . arded 1 _$200.00 _pnzc. modem rock icom Poison or Mr. . third place wmnen ~ _re- Big.Pcmaps the most unusual ap- ~• Sl00.00. Castforldmiaioa plic:an1 in this year's battle is lhe will be $2 for UW·Pabiclc Iba- uniQue.amusingKarisma. Fealurdcotsand ~-for lhe seaeiaJ public. ing a strange blend of 70's popancl Consisnng of several differ- modem dav ... i._.....,.... · 1 · cal 1 --.... mUSIC, ~- mUSJ styles, Ibis year's par- Karisma is definiady • inlcrest• !1Ctpants ~ la wide range of ing addition to the contt.8l. ~uences. Frull Salad draws their Add die psycbedclic IOUDds influences from lhe likes of Living of Full Circie (I would goes., that Colour,24-7Spyz.andvariousrap they are somewhat influenced by andre~stylesioachieveafimky, The Cure) and lhe bead banging cohes1ve meral sound. heavy metal of Haphazzad(Skid Dead fly Boy, also ba.,ed out Row, Iron Maiden), and I believe of Racine, utilize heavy, driving we will baveonebellavashowtbai rhythms and scorching guirar riffs is sure to please a wide variety of to slam their listeners into a people. mosbing frenzy. Sponsored by PAB, die Fifth By Andy Patch News F.dltor While many of you were basking in the sun of some lower• lauitude beach or sitting in an office wishing you were, Kristine I)rewt,k.JacquclincNiJes.llldElise Shelley, members of Si&ma Tau Delta, played key roles in the association's annual conven&ion in New Orleans. Al the convention, Drewek, of Souab Milwaukee.read her literary analysisofJosephConrad's"Hean of Darkness." The essay, cnlitled "Moral Decline in Josq,h Conrad's 'Heart of Darlmcss. '" was selecled from an intemational competition, and was one of three read in a ~ dealing with the worts of Joseph Conrad and Thomasffanfy. Niles and SbeJJey, boch of Kenosha, served a., panelist ( one of lhree) and chair, respectively, in a session on non-ttaditional studenas entitled '"The English Major and lheNon-TradiliooalSIUdcm.• UWPmtsidc bas long been a national leader in the educatioo of non-traditional students. Swes Andrew Mclean. professor of English and faculty adviaor to UW-Partside'sTauPsichapter of Sigma Tau Delta, ""Our stu• dents have really excelled 10 get on lhe convention program.• Adds acting chair of the EnglishdepanmemCarotLceSafliociHughes, "'We are all very proud of their accomplishments." J)Crforming will be llelllpoMlbomc wn as Dead Fly Boy. lbe pop- roa.:n Moon Stevens. tbe 70 ' ounds of Karisma, hard rock from lfllhu•.t.. 111d the ·c O¥nJDel ol Ful1 Circle. Career Center They draw their influences Annual Battle of the Bands sbould :" =. ~~ .. i.::= :::..~~-:,~-ror Music professors to play the fools Interviewing: practicing for success TheParbide Music Cld>pre,stnlS the first annual Faculty '"Fools" Recital. ing insbuments they haven't played in years, maybe even cenlWies! The Partsicle Mmic Club has carefully selected each insuument and music for each person. There will be a reception following die JeCital. Gradaaling sm · have been invilCd 10 panici l in simula iamews witb area nen1111'Wlnte1 C JLZI OIi Priday, April 3. lice their in • • skills and market. The recital will be held Friday, April 3rd at noon in Communication Am Dl 18. ne. ""mott· in · ai jabseetas•opp011Unity topnc. R eward Offer C• n,,as pob · ICCIDftl ·infolllJWion on unsolwd S• owned popeny · occamd mt sem=--- ill lhe SIDdeat Uaiaa. Propcny was slOlcD includes. a VCR, ......... equipment_ a coDet · or campact discs, and food service eqaipment. A reward is being offered for information which will lead to an lll'Csl and cooviaioo of die individual(s) responsi ble. P1ea1c coa&acl Campus Police • ExL 2.455 if you have information which may assist in tbeinvesaigation. Inf onnatica provided. including youriden&ity, will be held in strict COll6dence. 20% D ISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's L argest Jeweler Rcgisaer NOW by submiuiq a resume to the Career Center, WU.C D175 nolalerdllD noon on Friday. Mardi rr. QUE CORNER This recilal includes eight music professan. including the bead of the music depariment. mating ""fools• ol lhem9cl¥e:S. These profeaon wiD be play. (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use Atone time or another each of us Im made an ob9elvatioa dial we dlint would improve lhe campus. wbetber it involves savices or programs. campus facililies. or insdau-tional policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace to ,et in your "'two cen11 worth" and do it in a positive and consuuctive way. Shortly afteryouretum &om Spring Break, yoa will 1ee 10111C new QUE bulletin boards in Tallent Hall, Physical F.ducation, Mo1inn Hall, Communication Arts. Union Information Dest,and Wyllie Library/Leaning Center. These bulletin boards are made with a paprib-c:olcnd background and will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggesdon Cards, and the Suggestion Box. The cards will be picked up So come and 1ee your favorilo music: pro(ea,r .... "'fool" of himtelf. Tbis will be one recital you will AOt want IO miss! each Monday morning for dislribution IO the penon in charge ol the area ol concem. ~us die appropriate administrator and the chancellor. Each suggestion will be handled as quietly a., pos.gble and formal responses 10 the suggestions will be placed on the ~etin boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a wealy buis at each locanon, u well as being published in the Communique and The Ranger News.. . . Every~toftheUniversity-ouremployees.thciraumldesamdperfonn~ourphysacal environs. including building.grounds and supponservices; ourprogramsand acbVJlles-~ have positive or negative effects on the people we~ and ~ ~ 11 large.Your SUf:BesbOnS can help to improve our services and image. In addition, )'OUf ~ will ~e us IOachieve ~ goal of providing the highest quality university en~cnt in Wasconsm ~ the larger region. None of the new QUE pograms can survive without your personal involvement. so please do your part by making some suggestions or sharing some wools of praise. •• March 26, 1992 ... THIRA!lGmlNEWS,Page6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats By Sam MBDmester and ADdy PaId. Co1UDIDIsIs This wuk, Sam tuUl Andy wUl relIiew/ 1re latestnleQS~by The WOIIderS/ 1I//."N~,LoW!dE1vis:r~- Ie~d ill 1991 by Polydo, Ltd. This was Andy's pick, so Ire'll g~t tire party ,ollill' ... IfIwere to pick one adjective to summarize the music of The Wonder Stuff, it would be exuberanI, ThesefiveBritonsdisplaysuch a passionate, animated joy in their music that it is difficult for me 10 listen to the majority of lite songs on their release, "Never Loved Elvis," without a smileon my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or 10 changethewodd,butforthesimple pleasure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "The Size of a Cow," "Here Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My ShBclow." These songs, which employ BD immediate, compelling, "Get off your ass andMOVE" sound, exude acharisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder to behold. Thealbum isperformed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well compliments the pleasing toDeand vocals of the work. The subject matter of the album is generally simple in scope, comprised primarilyofupbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about screwed up relationships ("Sleep A1one,""Grolesquejandacouple "society staleIIlent" tracks ("Donatioo,"" lnenia, " "Welcome to the Cheap Seats"). In all cases, the Jyricsarewribenandrenderedwith a channing wit that further augments the group's high accessibility. "The Size of a Cow" and .....Cheap Seats" are particularly DOlCworthyin this respect. Although the aJbum does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ("Donation." "Inertia," "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough to overshadow litis small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care, "we're just one of you· menlality is bestsummed up by lite group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the wallsofthehall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome ·you to the cheap seats." Well, cheap seats or not, The Wonder Stuff's "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, without further adieu, heeeere's Sam. •• "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a groupofmusicianswhoutilizesimplicity to achieve an almost complex sound. Lacking the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess, The Wonder Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politicaJlyaware"groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.EM., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on lite obviousEuropean/Scottish textures withjustatouchofmodemAmerican rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc are the ones that don't dwellon societal problemsandcreate a light, aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songslike"Play" and ''The Size of a Cow" are extremely likeable and display some impressive musicianship and songwriting (highlighted by SCottish tones and patterns). On the downside, "Welcome Andy .,~IfIw~reto pickone adjective to summarize the music olThe Wonder Stuff, it would be tXli" berant," THE RANGER NEWS is looking for staff members for 1992~1993 Call 595-2295 for more info 10 the Cheap Seats," "Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophkal 10 the point of sounding 100 contrived. Vocalist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasaJ range so popular in modem "alternative" music. Drummer Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and guitarist Malc Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell's repertoire of instruments includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition oflltese unusual IOOlsgives "Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, "Never Loved Elvis" is an impressive effort that could lead to bigger 811II bellIl thingsforThe WonderStuff. Wiih emphasis on their SCOUishrOOil and the ability to steer clelr of political preaching, dlese guj! could introduce a new Sl.)'1e 1D!be music world. Grade:B Stay rwu:d IIUt wu.t,foTb, as 11'I move Oil 10 Sam' s /aIe.rt zjscovtt'J, The Hard Corps' debItt, "Dt/Bfo fore DishollOr," . I ..-- -- TnRANGD Niws.Page 6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats B7 Sam Manchester and Andy Patch ColumnJsCS Thu wed, Sam and Andy will reviewtl,, t lalut releaseby Tlte Wonder Stll/f, "Never Loved Elvis, H re• leaud in 1991 by Polydor Ltd. Tltis was Andy's pick, so l,,t' II gel the party rollin' ... lfl WCJe to pick one adjective ro summarize the music of The Wonder Scuff, it would be exuberanL 1besefiveBri1onsdisplaysuch a pmionale, animated joy in their music lhat it is difficult for me to listen to the majority of the songs on their release, .. Never Loved Elvis," without a smile on my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or to change the world, butforthesimple ptemure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "'The Size of a Cow: "He.re Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My Shadow." Tbeac soogs, which employ an immediate. compelling, "Get off yours.wand MOVE" sound.exude a charisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder robehold. Thealbum is performed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well complimelllS the pleasing tone and vocals of the work. The subject matter of the albwn is generally simple in ,cope, comprised primarily of upbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about 9Crewed up relationships ( .. Sleep Alonc,""Grofesquej and a couple "society statement" tracks ('41» nanon:"•Inenia, ""Welcomctothe Cheap Seats;. In all cases. the lyrics arc wriaenandrcnderedwilb a charming wit that further augments the group's high acceaibility. "°The Size of a Cow" and ..... Cheap Seats" arc particuJarly noteworthy in this respect. Although the album does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ( .. Donation," .. Inertia: "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough ro overshadow this small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care. "we're just one of you" mentality is best summed up by the group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the walls of the hall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome you to the cheap seats." Well. cheap seats or not. The Wonder Storrs "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, withouz further adieu, heeeere' s Sam. .. "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a group of musicians who utilize simplicity to achieve an abnost complex sound. I ack:ing the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess. The Wonda Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politically aware" groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.E.M., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on the obvious European/Scottish texnues with just a touch of modem American rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc arc the ones that don't dwell on societal problemsandaeatc a light. aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songs like --Play" and '°The Size of a Cow" arcexuemely likeable and displaysomeim~vemmicianship and songwriting (highlighted by Scottish tones and pattern.,). On the downside, "Welcome THE RANGER NEWS to the Cheap Seats," ''Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophical ro the point of sounding too conUived. V cx:alist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasal range so popular in modem 44altemative" music. Drumme.r Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and gultari t Male Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell' repertoire of instrwnents includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition of these unusual tools gives .. Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, .. Never Loved Elvis" is an imp~ive eff on that is looking for staff members :For 1992-1993 Call 595-2295 for more info ... could lead to bigger and beUtl things for The Wonder Stuff. Widl emphasis on their Scottish rooa and th ability to steer clelr cl political preaching, lbeSe gu)'S could inuoduce a new style ID the music world. Grade: B Stay tUMd next week.folks, OS 11'1 move on to Sam's lalUI tfstOVt'!· The Hard Corps' dtbrd, •Def Bl- /ore Dishonor." .... Feature Volunteers of the Week ApIlUP of 13 UW ·Palbide .... _ being honoo:d Ibis "",1be8-day, spring break 1iplll$avlnD8h, Gettgia tovol- ...... Hlbilat for Humanity. 1btwartdays began It8:00 am I.I1.I.Ic-ad_ediDIt 4:30 pm. Five different SllIgesof lIlJlIIjlkion aUowiDg for a variety rl wut experiences. The S1II- _dlgfootings and filled them widaament. WI8PPed insulation JlIIIlW lIQUIId the outer structure rlalllllse. dug and framed drive- WI" IIId sidewalks, shingled a nd,lIIelIIIIIedand hung dry wall, IIIOIed building materials and 110""";;;;::::." 1IuiIt_ painred a storagebuild- ~v'::-::k~~ iDllIIBlIyplaclofonrtmrib. uting vacation - UW-Parkside students boDored in Savannah, Georgia limo IIIbelping others, the stu- Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg, Lucia dcnlwllllllCerSeamed therecog- Geyer, Keith Gray, Sieve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and DiIionofVolunlCefS of the Week. SeanLinehan,SusanMie1ke,JuIie RoseannMasonoflheUW-Park- 1btsmdents whoparticipatedare Rader, Lisa Rowlands, Christine side slaCf, and Ken Larsen. 8 AsIdey Carter, Doreen Egland, Sager and Ann Thayer. Racineresidenlalsopanicipaled. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will be appearing on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar THREES ART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund... if you qualify. Reason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech specialties to choose from. Valuabletraining in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and persona~ qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world ." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer \v. R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your 10cal Army Recruiter. 652·2072 TIIIl RANGu NEWS,Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid- and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 University of Wisconsin·Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplIcations are now avaHable for all types of SIudenl Financial Ald. This Includes aH granlB,loans, and WOlkstudy. To finct out If you are eligible, you naJ&t apply by: April 1, 1992. ApplIcations are now available 110m the Financial Aid 0llIce WLLC 0191. G11& Kenosha's ~ Newest & Hottest \\ Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'. at the Coral Reef! Thursday Dlghts are back! $3 cover a: 900 bottlea ofbeer and 900 nildrlDbl 8-lIpm WhIle Bat .... 'n. 01' dend", to your favorite D.J. Oliver 8pIDI !at 10 tbroagIa the door nce1" free 'Tm a1II'9hIDg the 90'''' T-abkta. Feature Volunt eers of the Week President ial Candidate Jerry Brown will be • appeanng on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar UW-Parksid stud ents honored in Savannah, Georgia Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg. Lucia Geyer, Keith Gray Steve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and Sean Linehan. Susan Mielke.Julie Roseann Mason of the UW-Parlt- Rad r, Lisa Rowlands, Ouistine side staff, and Ken Larsen, a Sager d Ann Thayer. Racineresidentalsoparticipated. THREES ART REASONS 0 CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college .pen es with up to $25,200 from ~e Montg?mery GI Bill Plus the Anny College Fund ... 1f you qualify. Rea on 2: The re are over 50 challenging high-tech p cialties to choose from. Valuable training in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and personal qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job ... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer W.R. Grace and Company TI1ese are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Re cruiter. 652-2072 T111 RANGu Nsws. Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid~ and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 Universib' of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplicatiOns are now avaHable for all types of Sludent Financial Aid. This includes al grants, loans, and work study. To find out If you are eligible, you roost apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aid Office WLLC 0191 . Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'• at the Coral Reef! Thursday nights are back! $3 cover a 900 bottles of beer and 90t rail drlllbl S.llpm While Usteotna or danctna to yom favorite D.J. Oliver Splnl 1st 50 tbroqla tile door recelff free 'Tm ~ the 80'a" T-slalrta. 302. 58th Street Kenosha. WI 1414) 652-0505 Editorial I Opinion MaJdI 26, 1992 . Letters to the Editor... System will punish SlUdents who wic:cepithets Ibat prowke an immediate violent response from memben of lbe group being iDsu1red. What does this mean? What is considered a provoking epilbet? What would be considered an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't IlIke lbe rights of free speech ~ expiession away from On MaJdl6,lbe University ofWiscon- students. Thisisa placeofhighereducation. . PlDBide Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we 1eam about ouneIves, as attempl 10 eliminate the First wellasOlhets. Il'simportanlforstudents,~ M1elllllnlelllof lbe Consti- for anyone. 10 be able 10 say what they byllppOYingan8llti:l- ------=:...==~.belie~e, ~!"er than ex- III1e. The 1laIe speech _ Ipressmg u m other ways, probibits llICia1 ~ suchasviolence. Educated 'dIets on UW campuses. people will see these people for who they Last year, Fedeml Judge Robert War· really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declaredlbe 1989anti-bateruleUJlCOll- This approved rule still needs 10 be slilUtiona1. It stated that any SbJdent pro- looked at by the legislamre, and then apducing discriminatory remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ins comments, would result in disciplinary limiting free speech won't solve the aclion. problems of racism; education, the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and lime our the only things that but is still 100 vague. ItSlaleS ~t the UW· can put a dent in racism. To the Editor: by Dan Chiappetta When our elecled representatIVes have knowledge of such circumstaneea and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen IUnnlng the show are whining they will take away our jobs If we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was Instituted when Itbecame clearwe were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed Is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of worid-wide-contamlnatlon has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being sweptunderthe lUg. As Pogo said "We have metthe enemy.and he is us." Whenyou'resillingwilhyourgrandchildrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about. ..and how kids used to play outside Inthe open air, in the sun...hey, I don't know about you but Idon' want to be around for that day. And Ican' believe I(te are letting it happen. The recent diatribe launched against Bill Horner, bordered on the ridICUlous. The first thing that stlUCk mewaSlisjust how arbitrary the editorial policy of Th6 Ranger News is. The limit of 250 words per letter Is spelled out for all to see and there Is a commillee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edlfed when he exceeded the Umlt? Why is It that staff writers subjeded him to personal attacks? Iwonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learnof yourown heritage? How many of us actually knoW of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do away with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? Ienjoy the right to think for myseW and would like to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all in this together. Allan Beckmann To the Editor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distributes pr0ducts they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-lhat is stupid. Gabe's Gab We're back, hooray ally ready 10gag, buuatherlball yelling at the lOp of my lungs, "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLE! WHYOOYOU1HINK I ASKED? IT IS A LITILE OBVIOUS TIlATYOUNOLONGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH .WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY.BANGERS IN THE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like, "Not that much, it's just that your nose is peeling." . Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like, butl love 10 see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of hummiDg \hal ecboes Inthe hallways the Iirs\fewdayaofthe_bn8k __ Itia • aympbony of fnJstration _ p~ In ~'"&,_~.-.f."'n~ CI ,Zi~fC:1t1Qi Jill Pinkowski Politile from Parks ide Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by Gabe KIuka nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listen· ing 10 his rhetoric, I have the impresron .hat be is a twin of David DuIcc without DuIcc's racist and anti-semitic background. 1see no promise of political progress with this eendidate. Another candidate is Governor Clinlllll. C!inlOn gives me Ibe stereotypical impression of what a southern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the impressions, the vibrations this candidate's penonapresentslOme. Thisis8lllllhcl'"out of IOUCh" candidate. rdL,.u.I.,. but not least, ""'"' is Jerry BIoML iJ • , so _ _ _ •. •.._,__,,- _'k::,_....._. Ae~cq-i'I-I_ nation states are moving IOW&rd a more democraticsysternofgovernmentandpeaceful co-existence. Wecan'eIect a leader that will continue the present political Sl8lUS-qUO, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in out system. The choice is ours. Let's take a look at the present viable candidates. rust,we have President George Bush. His sr- accomp1ishments include the comlnuationof Republicanec0- nomic and social policies that are destroyinlthe b8sic fahric of .... CXIUJItry. ... ~~o..u by BiD Homer Columnist Spring break is 100 short. Itseems like you go 10 bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready 10 fall asleep in class again. The week in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You Iry andgobacklOs!eep, but you realize that you'U just have II) wail until May. ""'AtDo~ _ thiDa abolItcomlng is--..a-people did ....... _ bleak. My _,is ""'""",;.:;."iao... j lUi -T'tii -.iJ ..e.;,v The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is lime for everyone 10 begin paying serious attention 10 the political events now taking place. The primary election is a form of com· municationthat enables us 10 eo:press our p-r-ef_ for poIilical Jeadenhip candi· w. __ the _1UDity 10 __ far. aN;~ ;maR B&miIIIUC to 6lBs\ as by Dan Chiappetta Sysaem will punish students who wiceepi. thclS dl8l prowke an immediate violent response from members of lhe group being imulled. What does this mean? Whal is considered a provoking epi-, tbct? Wbat would be considtted an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't take the rights of free speech cx- expression away from On Marth 6, lhe University of Wiscon- students. This is a placeof highe.reducation. · Parkside Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we learn about ourselves. as auempt to eliminate the First wellmothers. ll'simponamforstudents,cxi\ nlcmillen& of die Cmsli- for anyone, to be able to say what they by8Al'()Vinganan:1· ----------• belie~c, ~~er than exrule. The bate speech --= ! pressing ll m other ways, prolu"bils racial CX' suchasviolence. Educated dices on UW campuses. people will see ~ people for who lhey Last year, Fedenl Judge Robert War- really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declared the 1989anli-hateruleuncon-- This approved rule still needs to be slitutional. It stat.ed that any student po- looked at by the legislature, and lhen apducing discriminarOly remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ing comments, would result in disciplinary Umiting free speech won't solve the action. problems of racism; education. the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and time our the only dungs that but is still too vague. It states that the UW- can put a dent in racism. Gabe's Gab We 're back, hooray by Gabe Kluka Spring break is too short. It seems like you go to bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready ID fall asleep in class again. The wedt in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You tty and go back to sleep, but yourealizclbal you'll just have 110 wait until May. An imelesting thing aboul coming lleck.macbool ia guessing wbal \)eOple did ewer tbeiT break. My favuile \a - . - ally ready to gag, butralherlhail yelling at the top of my lungs. "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLEtWHYOOYOUnnNK I ASKED? IT IS A LITJ'LE OBVIOUS TifATYOUNOWNGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH •WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY-BANGERS IN 1llE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like. .. Not that much, it•s just that your nose is peeling." Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like. but I love to see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of humming thal echoes in the hallways the first few dayaof lhe post break week. Ii is a aymplMxly or frualradon dial plays in ................... .. ·~ Editorial / Opinion March 26, 1992 Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: The recent dfatrlbe launched against Bill Homer, bordered on the ridiculous. The first thing that struck me was/ls just how arbitrary the editorial policy of The Ranger News is. The llnit of 250 words per letter is spelled out for all to see and there Is a committee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an Idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edited when he exceeded the limit? Why Is it that staff writers subjected him to personal attacks? I wonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learn of your own heritage? How many of us actually know of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do trNay with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? I enjoy the right to think tor myself and would Hke to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all In this together. Allan Beckmann To the Edhor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distnbutes products they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-that is stupid. ·- Politik from Parkside When our elected representatives have knowledge of such circumstances and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen running the show are whining they will take away our jobs if we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was instituted when It became clear we were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of world-wide-contamination has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being swept under the rug. As Pogo said "'We have met the enemy. and he is us.• Whenyou'resittlngwithyourgrandchilclrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about...and how kids used to play outside In the open air, In the sun ... hey, I don't know about you but I don't want to be around for that day. And l can't believe we are letting it happen. JIii Pinkowski Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by BiD Horner Columnist The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is time for everyone to begin paying serious attention to the political events now taking place. The primary election is a fMD of communication that enables us to express our preference for political leadership candidates. w. -- die c,pponunity ., VOie for. nation SlateS are moving toward a more democnlicsysremof governmeruand peaceful co-existence. We can elect a leader that will continue the present political status-quo, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in our sysaem. The choice is ours. Let's lake a look at the present viable candidales. First. we have President George Bush. His greatest accomplishments include the continuation of Republican economic and IOCial policies dial are destroyiq die basic fabric or our country. - ~- nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listening to his rhetoric, I have the impression that he is a twin of David Duke wilhout Dukc•s racist and anti-semitic background. I sec no promise of political progress with this candidate. Another candidate is Govemor Clinton. Clinton gives me lhe slefllOtypical impression of what a soulhern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the imprcSsions. the vibrations lltis candidatc•s persona presents to me. This isanocherNOllt of touch" candidate. Lui. but not least. there uJerry Blown. . --~- aacn._ ..... Wly~_ ~-- Is "'Onllot. _ did ,.,.. blow?'" l"m usually preay DIce _ my • wlJich U usuaUy somedI/J>g corny llirc. "Your I8Dsave it away.· 'Ibis 9OIIlelimes causes dlec:andidale for skin caneer III question imocendy, "Is it really d1a1 noIicable?" By this point I'm usu- ~---:-"" ---_......-~ .. .... -. ......,. .... ...-...- .... y .... _. -,. JlJ<c lustrum ...... AD Ibey have 10 do is 10 ClIOus, "Did IIIIYbody do thehomewort: Ihat wasassigned?" H0mework? Hmmm_. Next week: Word Voodoo professor wmps your brain (even further) -We.......s tty ........ f'ar.. IbQ; _, .J8......eua 'IO~ .br8lIIic:mof6 :I m. .uofUllmU8laetively ..,w:ipaIo in the polldc:al process. This ran we wiD be eIec:tinI the political leader of our COWIUy. 'Ibis individual wiD be able 10 shape future world history. We are at a crossroad in world political hislOry. Thenationsofthe world have a unique opponunity at the present time. Thecold war is over and many :::'ii=7:¥?:";E:i--:': crlaiaand~ theftlSOJlaol"oa-' mW~ .ctlon.. He bas vetoed almost every map' piece 01 legialalion OW' dec:1ed Congress has approVllCl. He is "out of IOUCh"with domestic and foreign policy. Icannot think of one single thing this man has done 10 improve our society. Next there is Pat Buchanan, a political ...... -... "--~ -,. ~ &ut!'O' .......... ,.J..,........ t:1vc , 0 .1I11J.. ~ \a _ OQ\.y _ m who will mt.el"l'Upt ?be 'Pft*CID'. " ... lIlIIgIUIlion. his time we nomina11C4 and elected a candidate who will at least attempt 10make this c:ounUy, and die world, a beuer place. This will not occur with Bush, Buchanan, or Cliaton as our elected leader. VOle for a change. Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'aII picked up at The Ranger News office. Unless Icome back on my knees beg· ging Chops 10 give me another Laissez Faile, I hope everything functions weD within established parameters for everyone at Parlcside. Live long and prosper. Terri has left the building. please have Club Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfunkel songs. The WritingCentercan now bequiet without me bodlering die math lUlorS next door. And 10 DarJeen at die Women's Center, thanks for die wedding dress alterations. Who would have thought with such a baJgain dress Icould aclUally get itlO look die way Iwant it 101 JIiffW.andJoeK.,I'Dbetakinggroupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe,manythanks fordleMel Brooksquote) Inever thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,andTomN.,gooutandbethebestdamn engineerpOssibJe. AIso,thankslOthepeople Idon'tknow forprovidingme with wonder- CuI character descriptions for SIOries IwiD wrire in die fullJre. Kudos definirely go out 10 my professors. Without diem, Iguess Iwouldn't have an education. The bribery money can be madness of what's going on in Americaand just write about what concerns me. A.tf1J'St that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want 10 read what I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors,l realized that Imade at least a few people laugh or think. That's aU Iwanted 10 do. ' But what Ireally want 10 do is get on with my life like so many other college students. So next week I'll be "loading up my trockandmovingIOBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and Iwon't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like 10 use this space 10 thank those involved. Now ,Iknow this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested, please read on. AU others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. "Each one of us bas something 10 say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." .Gwendolyn Brooks rU'Sl,Ithank Mom and Dad for not only fmancing me during extremely hard times bot sticking with me until Igot a degree. Yes, it's an English degree with a writing concemrauon, but I promise it'D be worth iL To Tun Jones, we're in this life together, Thanks for a few ideas for my column, especlaily "Amazing Home Rem· edies." Next comes The RlJIlgerNews and my main man Dan"Chops"OliappeUaforokaying Laissez-Faire. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting rats for my dinner, I'D remember you and think. yeah, maybe Iwas humorous at one time in my life and Chops let meexpress iL Fordlezest of die Ranger SllIff, you can say "I have no idea why she resigned" just (or old time's sake. To Dave and die Gang at die Library, "Don't you be satisfied 'till you dare 10 dance die tides.~ -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while Iwhip this ouL "-Mel Broolr When IflJ'Slcame 10Parkside in the fall of 1989,1 had no idea where I was beaded. Ipickedupapaperwith acolumnwrittenby aratherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. As Iread Ithought, gee, maybe Icould have a column someday. Six months ago I got my wish and lllday, with sliD no ideaof where I' mbeaded, I write my IastLaissez-Faire in a mixture of tears and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is 10 "let alone." I tried 10 let alone aU die ··Make it so." ·Caprain ]ean·Luc Picard EdiJoriDl Nou: So long Terri, we11 miss ya. Notl Tn RANGIlII NIlWS STAFF EdIlOr"~ .._•••__._ ._. .DInIelt CIliIIlPelIa IM..aanayaalnIaiEEddllllro. r__ _ _ _G.swcco.l5iHilealIlrr AsslslanU.JlYlMEdIor . 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WI 5314'-2lIOO EdilllriII (414) ~7 ~ (4'4) 595-2296 The hac" News 10poIbtiIbod overy Thunday during lhe muruty _. A repreoer4Sliv. IlIIIIpIe ml)' be publilllod __ ic ,.. 0","", "".lnaIla IIllI hofidoyI. wha> ............. lettas OXJftllina .imiIiar viowpoinll ore TheRanaor Nows iIwriaoa lIllIodilOd by IllldentI OCUW- recievod. Leaen III lhe Editor IhouJcI be typed end double- Parbidt, who .. IOIoIy.-plllliblo for ill oditcriII policy opoced IIllI include lhe IUlhon _ -uIoec:urity IlIIII'lbor. oad -.. end ldqlbcno ..... bIr. Leaen lIlI)'JIlllea-d 250"""" IIllI .houId be de\i¥aed IIIThe R..... News. Room wu.c D- 139C. bolon S 11ft 01\ MondI)'. Loaen Ihst do .... _Ibo oforemomionod ~ • woII • _ CCIIIlIinlng off .... ive, h'boloulorrnisloading iDronnOlion, wilt berooumod 10 lhe IUlhor 10be .. wri ..... The Rqor Newsreoervalhe right 10edi'letten for spelling end psmmar. LetIer 10 IldIIGr ......, The Raapr News .......... end invIlCI letten III lhe I!dilor. ..- diIspooina, or ....... with 11\ edilOl'ial, III1icIo, or r.- publiIhod in The Ranger News Be wolcomod.u ... mdon' viowpoinll on campus end com- Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'all "Each one of us has something to say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." •Gwendolyn Brooks "Don't yoo be satisfied "till yoo dare to dance the tides • ._. -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while I whip this OUL "•Mtl Broolr.J When I first came to Parkside in the fall of 1989, l had no idea where I was beaded. I picked upa paper with a column written by aralherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. N I read I thought, gee. maybe I could have a colwnn someday. Six month., ago I got my wish and roday. with still no idea of where l' m headed. I write my last Laissez-Faire in a mixture of tan and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is to .. let alone." I lried to let alone all the madness of what's going on in America and just write about what concerns me. At first that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want lo read whal I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors, I realized that I made at least a few people laugh or think. That's all I wanted lo do. But what I really want to do is get on with my life like so many other college studenlS. So next week I'll be "loading up mytruckandmovingtoBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and I won't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like to use this space to thank those involved. Now, I know this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested. please read on. All others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ftrst.1 thank Mom and Dad for not only financing me during exuemely bard times but sticking with me until I got a degree. Yes. it's an English degree with a writing concentration. but I promise it'll be worth iL To TIM Jones. we•re in this life together. Thanks for a few ideas for my column. espccially .. Amazing Home Rem• edies." Next comes The Ranger News and my main man Dan "'Chops"Oiiappeuaforokay• ing Laissez-Fm. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting ralS for my din· ner, I'll remember you and lhink. yeah, maybe I was humorous at one lime in my life and Chops let me express iL For there.st of the Ranger Slaff, you can say .. I have no idea why she resigned" just f<X" old time's sake. To Dave and the Gang Bl the Library, ANGER NEW; Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Rold. Bal 200Q. Kenon, WI S3141·3X>O ~ (414) 595-2287 8usinesa (-414) 595-229S The Ilana• News ia pabtilbed every Thursday durin& !he acadlmic ,-r lll,Cept OY• bnaa and holidays. 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The WritingCentercan now be quiet without me bothering the math tutors next door. And IO Darleen at the Women's Center, lhanks for the wedding dress alter· ations. Who would have thought with such I bargain dress I could actually get it IO look the way I want it to! JeffW. andJoeK., I' II be taking groupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe.many thanks for the Mel Brooksquoce) I never thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,and Tom N.,gooutand be the best damn engineerposstble. AJso,thanlcstothepeople I don'tknow for providing me with wonder• ful chamcter descriptions for stories I will write in the future. Kudos definitely go out lo my profe,. sors. Withouttbem,Igues.dwouldn'thave an education. The bn"bery money can be picked up at The Rang~r News office. Unless I come back on my knees beg• ging Chops to give me another Lais.,ez Faire, I hope everything functions well within established parameters for eve,yone at Parlcside. Live Jong and prosper. Teni has left the building. .. 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TIlE RANGa Nns,Page 10 Feature Man:h 26, 1992 "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend entertainment By CIIrIs Tlshak view a remmIaIbIc supcmatural Branagh, Andy Garcia, andEmma as he turns from history to mystery ~ted, and her liCeis ruled Feature Writer tbriI1crtbatwilllC8VC}llllguessina Thompson in a sleek romantic in this story_within-a-storyofmur- bymghU1lllriiso~thepasl Fmally, The movie that has been de- untiIthe\ICIYlastfnuncofthefi1m. lhriIIerinvolvingmurder,passion, der, love, and passion- bolh past sh~cannottakellanymoreandher scribed as"oac of the most cxcit- Tommorownighl,at1pm,}lllIC8D rcincamation,andenoughimplau- and present mmdblacksoutherenlirclllCm(ry ing mom of 1991" is coming to witness the PAB prescnllltion of sible plot twists to snare me audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofmepastandprcscnL Allshcbaa Ibc UW. I'latside Unioo Cinema the movie "Dead Again" 011 the cncc into me movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmares. thia weekend. This Friday night UW.1'latsidc campus. nated British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her husband in The story flips from her black 8IId you will havc Ibc oppoI1UDity 10 "Dead Again" stars Kconclh IICIh Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she has been white marriage in the 40's to her life in me present as she tries to remember and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. lisL This Friday night you will get thechancc to ask yowselfthequestion, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, Man:h 27. TicketsareSI for UW -Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and caIl:b the movie that has been called "one of me most pleaswablc movies or 1991." Order YourPersonalized Graduation Announcements Today! YourName I' .~~ fI'· ~ x-.:=:~:...~.~UJ'OUf Deg"ee YourMajor ~~ l.Dokb-delIiIsiJ!PJTbodtstaE Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am - 2:00 pm 4:00 pm • 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Date: Man:b 26. 1992 Depcslt Required: $30.00 Time: 10:00 1ln·2:00 pn, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Boolcslore /1\ ... C III I ell'. COl. l. I G It Ill'''' 0'" --- 51 JOSTENS Met!: \IIth)OJl' .loIb!nJ ~ lot lull detlIUIl See tlIll'aJITlplde rinlldection on diJplIy 1ll)Gll' mueae-~ .1III_trlC. ..-1.1..... ....:DO·.,..... HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-232012058. • APRIL 15TH _~~ c. Guidelines Continued/rom Page 3 forextending lhc probaIion period it will have to make a recommendation lhatwill bedislributedlOaII of me campuses for review. After input from the adminisuation, faculty govanance. and student governance, it would go back to me Board of Regenll for informal approval The Regents would ask their System lawym todraftabill wbich would be submiucd 10the LegisJa. tive Counsel for review. They would comment on it and reIUIII it to lhc Regents. The Regents Ihen would hold a public bearing and create a final draftoflhatbill which would men be submitU:d 10each house of the legislalure. After 30 days, if the legislative committee docs not object, it would be formally promulgaJed IS an adminislnllive policy or the University System. • THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year March 26, 1992 THIRANGnNIWI.PagelO Feature "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend ente!1ainmetit B7 Chris Tisbak view a remarkable suprmaturaJ Branagh, Andy Garcia. and Emma as be turnS from history to mystery ~ted. and her life is ruled Feature Writer dllillerthatwillleaveyouguessing Thompson in a sleek romantic inthisstory-witbin-a-storyofmur- byrughunareso~tbepast. Finally, The movie dial bas been de- umilthe'YCl)'lastframeoCthefilm. tbrillerinvolvingmmder,passion, det, love, and ~sion- both past sh~cannottakeitanymoreandher scribed as "one oC 1bc most elcit- Tommarownight.at7 pm. you can reincarnation, and enough implau• and p-csenL mmd blacb out herenlire mcmcry ing movies oC 1991" is coming to witness the PAD pesen1ation of sib1e plot twists to snare lhe audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofthepastandpresenL Allshebaa the UW • P8ltside Union Cinema tbe movie "Dead Again" oo the ence into lhe movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmaes. this weekend. This Friday night UW-Parbidc campus. D8led British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her busband in The story flips from her black and you will have the opportunity to ~ Again" stars Keonelb netb Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she bas been white marriage in lhe 40'1 ro her life in the present as she tries 10 Order Your Personalized Graduation Announcements Today! . - YourMajor Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am-2:00 pm 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Order your college ring NOW JOSTENS A II C Ill t CA • a COL L [ G C fl I N G"" Date: March 26. 1992 Depcslt Requlr~ $30.00 Time: 10:00 am-2.-00 pn. 4:00 pm • 6:00 pn -- Place: Bookstore ~ JOSTENS __ )Qlr_,__lor.,._Setow...,...,..rinl~on diJl)lly lll .,...,cd<8e~ HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-2320/2058. -- remernbfz and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. tisL This Friday night you will get the chance to ask yourself the question, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, March 27. Tickets are $1 for UW-Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and carcb the movie that bas been called "one of the most pleasurable movies of 1991." Guidelines Conlirwed from Page 1 for extending lhe probalion period it will have 10 make a recommendation that will be distributed to all of the campuses for review. After input from the adminis• tration. faculty governance, and student governance, il would go back 10 the Board of Regents for informal approval. The Regents would ask their System lawyers todraftabill which would be submiued 10 die Legislative Counsel for review. 1bcy would comment on it and return it to the Regenis. The Regents lhcn would hold a public hearing and create a final draft of that bill which would then be submiued to each house of the legislamrc. After 30 days, if the legislative committee does not objcc:l. it would be formally promu)galed as an administtative policy of die University System. THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year Section B University of Wisconsin-Parkside r:. 0't/·.,:/ R:ki<8:, r,;: S· THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 .. ~,---------, SectionB Stokman strides to NCAA Championship By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .~ula Stokman ran away to viclofy at the NCAA DIVISIon IINational competition in the 3000 meter eventl.ast Satun!ay in Saginaw, Michigan and was not even bred. . "I feltgreat the entire race and even after the race," S31dStokman of her incredible feat, "It was not even a tough race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career at UW -Parkside, carne just one week following another miraculous performance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success forUW-Parksideas a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championshipsandalthough the team and coach DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman 's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor track and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meter race in a time of 4:34.05 setting aRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in the overall team scores. Stokman's stellar performance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finishing time as she failed lQ achieve a personal best, "I pulled ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge. But they just fell behind and wimped out," added Stokman, r-------------=----, Spring Fling Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road tripinRoridalastweek. Here'salook at the results: ~ lfmtten's Softball os.J ...... 3/15 .- 3 Slippery l\ock 4 UW -P 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 '-.. ayne S'D.?UW-PO 3/17 UW-P 18 Kean 11 S . gfield /;VW-P 5 3/19 UW-P 10 Colgate 5 tztoWR 71AY.-P 2 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 UW- E. Strou urg 4 3/20 UW-P 9 Cornell 7 UW-P. Kentuc y 1 3121 Lindenwood 7UW-PO UW-P well 3121 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 Augustana - 2 Florida Southern 10 UW -P 1 - A WRAP-UPON WHATS INSIDE (J Not so hot The women's Softball team was just 3-7 on its Florida Spring Fling trip. B2. (J Quaruple Captains Ranger News baseball team captains, all four of them are featured in Billy Kennedy's Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. oPaula Perfect Rangerwomen's indoor track runner Paula Stokman is the Ranger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Paula won the NCAA Dll National 3000M run last Saturday running away from the competition. B4. oScores, stats and results. Get all the important Ranger stats in the Scoreboard section. B3 oIntramural Scoreboard, B3. -' ...,...~ .. ... ~.... Rangers defeat two D-I teams in 4-5 trip By LEN ANHOLD Asst.-Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road trip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach,F1orida. The Rangers fmished the trip with a 4-5 record, which included two victories against NCAA division I schools. The Rangers started their trip at Rollins College with a 9-3 loss at the hands of Ithaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the' Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirled last year because of tendonitis in her right knee. It Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's alma-matter. ·We played a great game until the ninth: said Peerenboom, "We just had- some mental lapses. • Peerenboomwasejectedfrom the oontest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangecs look another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. with an l1-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bonom of the third when Brad Sterling-hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last lead of the day. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiantcomeback by theRangers, 'r,; healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stokmanqualifiedforthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. "It was really neat to be running in the NCAA's because I did not know I would be doing it, But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." The Rangers scored two runs in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece for theRangers. PaulPhillpis got the loss. The Rangers put a ·W· on the board the following day atDaylona as the Rangersoffense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers SIDleeleven bases. - UW-Parksidewentup 12-2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's player. See Baseball, B2. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B 0 R. .'Ji .. .f . .¥ \. . •. THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 r s Section B tokman strides to NCAA Championship CJ ot so hot Thewomen'sSoftball team was j ust 3- 7 on its Florida prin g Fling trip. B2. O Quaruple Captain Ranger News b ball team captains, all four of them featur din Billy nn dy' Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. D PaulaP rfe t angerwomen's indo r track runner Paula Stokman i the Ranger News Sports A hi t e of the Week. Paula w n the NCAA Dil National 3 M run last Saturday running a ay from the competition. B4. D Scor, st ts and results. Get all th e impo ant anger ta in the Scoreboard section. B3 Dint S or board, BJ. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .1:1ula Stolcman ran away to victory at the NCAA D1V1s1on II National competition in the 3000 me1« ev ent ~ast Saturday in Saginaw• Michigan and was not even tired. . "I felt great the entire race and even after the race." said Stokman of her incredible feaL "It was not even a lO ugh race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career UW-Parkside, came just one week following another miraculous perfonnance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success for UW-Parlcside as a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championships and although the team andcooch DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor ttack and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meterraceinatimeof4:34.05settingaRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in lhe overall team SC re s. Stokrnan's stellar perfonnance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finish ing time as she failed lO achieve a personal besL "I ed ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge, But they just fell behind and wimped out." added Stokman. 1, Alabama A&M 2. Abilene Christian (TX) . Cal State Los Angeles 4. Norfolk State 5. North Dakota State (MN) 6. St. Cloud Siate (MN) .7. UW-Park.slde 8. Cal Swee Bakersfield Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirted last year because of teodonitis in her right knee. It healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stobnanqualified forthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. 0 It was really neat to be running in the NCAA 's because I did not know I would be doing iL But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." Spring Fling Rangers defeat two D-1 teams in 4-5 trip Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road trip inFlorida last week. Here's a look at the results: Wpteo 's Softball ----.•.J ... Slippery }\ock4 UW-P3 •-•-~yne ~Ct!} UW-P 0 3/15 - 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 3/17UW-P 18 Kean 11 3/19 UW-P lO Colgare 5 3/19 SL Xavier 17 UW-P 10 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 3/20 UW-P 9 Comell 7 3/21 Lindenwood 7 UW-P 0 3/21 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 S . gfield~-PS tztown 7 Tlw_-P 2 Mor d (KY) si' -P 4 UW-}(s_E. Strou urg 4 UW-P ~- Kentuc 1 UW-P'<J..owell _I) Augustana ~ 2 Florida Southern 10 UW-P 1 By LENANHOLD ~ Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road lrip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach.Florida. The Rangers finished the aip with a 4-S record, which included two victories against NCAA divi• sion I schools. The Rangers started their trip atRollinsCollege witha9-3lossat the hands of 1thaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's abna-matter. "We played a great game until the ninth," said Peerenboom, "We just had some mental lapses." Peerenboom was ejected from the contest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangers took another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. withan 11-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the third when Brad Sterling hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last leadoftheday. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiant comeback by the Rangers. The Rangers scored two nms in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece f<J" the Rangers. Paul Phillpis got the lms. The Rangers put a "W" on the board the following day at Daytona as the Rangersoff ense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers stole eleven bases. • UW-Parlcside went up 12·2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's playeu See Baseball, B2 , March 26, 1992 RA!'iGBR NEWS SPORTS. Page B2 - Ranger women not so hot inFlorida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The UW-PaJtsidc women's softball team began die season on a sour IIOle losing dleir first five games bef<re finally posIing their fast YicIory in Fbida last week. The Rangers began die season against Slippery Rock (pA.) by Iosing4-3IastSunday. TheRang· en IIIlIIIlIPd IlII1y S hits. J_ Esselman gaw up 10 hilS in die Joss. LaIcr Sunday, !he RaDgcn played Wayrre Slale (Micb.) and 1osI9-o. Wayue Stale 8CCRCI S in the sixth inning 10 put die game away as UW ·Parbidc failed 10get a bit in the game. Pitcher NaIa1ie Xruizcnga took die loss fcJr die Rangers. UW-PaJtside blew two \eads on Monday on their way 10 two more losses. Against Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in die flISt inning before bowing out 60S. Esselman took die loss dropping her record to 0·2. Against Kutztown, UW -Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven runs in die second inning en IOUte lOa 7·2 loss. Kruizenga lost, dr0pping her record 10 0-2- The Rangen conlinued ilS lImd by losing Ihcit fifth strsight on Tuesday 10 Morehead (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-PaJtsidc was losing 4-0 in die game, but came back 10lie the game thanks lOa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff. in die lqI oldie sevenlh inning. However, Morehead won Ihe game in !beir half of the sevenlh inning. UW-Parkside managed 10put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya BerIOg singled in !be winning run, and Michelle Kerkman homered 10 pace Ihe Rangen 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won 10boost herrecord 10 1·2. The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing North· emKentuckyonThursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers 10 a 3-1 victory. In their second game, on Thursday. UW-Parkside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hitter pitched by Esselman (1-2). Esselman struck outfourand wal1cednone,andlanet Rangers get victories over D-I Colgate, Cornell _ upset over a Bob Halllaktout slide at second base, words _ mchanpd but no JIlIIICbcs _ throwL The sIidc obviously woke up die boys from ICeaD, as they SCOftld Dine ,.. in Ibe _t three inninga. The Rqas didD't SlOp scor· ing however. Ia11ying mlUllS in Ihe sixIh, aeventh and elgblb In- Dings. FoarRqashaddulleRBJ pmea IIIll CCIIW.fieIder Dominic DeIrose_ahomerun away from IIitlin& for die c:yc:1e. The Ragas got Iheir first die visioa J victoIy with a Io-S trio umph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MikeCaccioppo,pitch- . ing his first ever collegiale pille, threwseveninnings,givinguponly two runs 10 earn !he victory. Daw Coughlin's Ihird inning doublekeyedasixrunRangcrra1ly as they took die lead fcJr good. Delrose and Greg Green eIICh went 3·S and had three and two steals, respectively; - - "Caccioppo reaDy bnttIed for US," said Peereoboom, "He did a m•ce job"• LaIcr Ibal day. !he Rangers were handed at 17·10 loss at die hands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in !hecighlh 10bring the score 1013-10. SLXavicranaweredwith four runs in the boUom ol thnt inning however. and Ihe Rangers lost 17·10. UW-PaIbide Ihrew six pitchenatSL XavicrbeforebowingouL Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and DebosebeIted a twonm tripIc. Tho next day at Daytona Beach, !he Rangers _ shulOUt by alOUghIeft-banderandWilliam PaIterson s-o. Daw Coug1I1in bad two hilS andPauiPbillipspill:hedninetoogh innings, giving up only one earned run, striIdnS out seven. The Rangers redeemed them· selves later in Ihe day, scoring a 9· 7 viclllr)' against division 1 foe CorneD University. TheRangenaeoredsixrunsin !he second inning and held off seVe eral CorneD comebacks 10 get the -win.Man:Thompson went3-4 with two runs aeored and DeJrose and Sterling had Ihree RBI's each. KellyZie1insldllOlChedasolid performance, giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall gonbe save, allowing one hit in three innings of work. Saturday and Sunday featured !heRangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series wiIh Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shulOUt in the flJ'Sl game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two hits and had only four runnen reach base on die aftanoon. The following day. !he Rang. en oblidged Lindenwood wilh a shulOut of Iheir own. Outfielder ~.~ 'ea ScottFlctcher,pitching for!he sec· ond lime of his career, pill:hed a fOllfhiuerandstruekoutninc. Ron Billsand DcIroseeach went2-3 for !he Rangers. DeJrose also stole three bases for !he Rangers. Peetenboom wasejected in die second for arguing a call. Overall, first year coech Pete Peereoboom was pleased with die trip. "Vie still have 10 put evay· thingtogelherphysicallyandmentally" said ~n:nboom. "but 1 think we proved thnt we can com. pete willi anyone." Mikulski hit a two-run homenm in the victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had 10 play bolh the NCAA Division ndefending champs, and thesecond ran1ced team in !hecoun· try on !he same day. . UW-Parkside managed only three hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Slroik's record 10 1-2. bater in the day, the Rangers SBwtheirrecord slip 103·7 in a 10- 1 loss IOFiorida Southem,thenum· ber two team in Ihe country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruizenga's record -dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher JeaJlDe Esse1mea tossed a no-hitter against Lowell,Mass.ina7.()Rangcr victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine SS4-969S THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT EWw:in& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots ·NOCOVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil ==You'v=e Trie=d the Rest, NflW Stay With the Bell! ~RAN~G~KR~N~EWS~!S~PO~R~TS~, Pa~g~e B~2~ ________________________________ M...;.arcb.;;.:::,:,:26:.:_, l!,!:~ Ranger women not so hot in Florida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The OW-Parkside women's softball team began the season on a sour noac losing their first five games bef<re finally posting their rust victory in Fbida 1am wcet. The Rangers began the season against Slippery Rock (PA.) by bing4-3 lastSunday. 1beRangen manapd only S hits. Jeanne Esselman gave up 10 bits in the loss. Lala' Sunday, the Rangers played Wayne Stare (Mich.) and lost 9-0. Wa~ Sl8le 9COl'Cd Sin the sixth irming 10 put the game away u UW-Partside failed 10 Fl I hit in the game. Pitcher .Nalalie Knm.enp root die Joss f(I' the Rangezs, UW-Parkside blew two leads on Monday on their way to two more losses. Agaimt Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in the first inning before bowing out 6-5. Esselman rook the km dropping her record to 0-2. Against Kutztown, UW-Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven nms in the second inning en route 10a 7-2 loss. Knmenga lost. dropping her record to 0-2. The Rangers continued ics bend by losing their fifth straight an Tuesday to Mon:head (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-Parkside wu losing 4-0 in the game, but c:amc back to tie the game lhanb toa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff, in the rop of the seventh inning. How- BaseJ>all - continued from Bl ever, Morehead won the game in their half of the seventh inning. UW-Palkside managed to put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya Bmog singled in the winning run, and Michelle Kemnan homered to pace the Rangers 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won to boost her record to 1-2, The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing Northern Kentucky on Thursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers to a 3-1 victory, In their second game, on Thursday, UW-Parlcside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hiuu pitched by Esselman (1·2). Esselman struck outfourandwalkednone,andJanet Rangers get victories over D- I Colgate, Cornell w= upset over a Bob Hall takeout slide at secand base. words wcre excbanged but no pancbea were thrown. The slide obviously woke up die boys from Kan. as Ibey a:on,d nine ram iD Ibo next dneinninp, 1be Raacm didn'I IIC>p IC«• in& however, lal1yins six nms in die sixlh. lCvcntb and cigbdl innings. Fourltangrnbad duecRBI pmes llld~-ficlder Doarimc DdrolewasabomelUft away from biUiQg for die cycle. The Raagm got their fimdj. vision I vie1ory wi1b a 10-S uiumph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MiteCaccioppo,pilcbing his first ever collegiate game, threwseveninnings.givingaponly two rum 10 earn the victory. Dave Coughlin's lhint iming doubleteyedasix nmRanprrally as they toot die lead for good. Dehose and Greg Green each went 3-5 and had three and two steals. respectively~ - - "Caccioppo rally battled fClf us," said Peerenboom, '1le did a . job" lllCe • Later tbal day, die Rangers wem handed al 17-10 loss ll &be bands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in the eighth 10 bring the score to 13-10. SLXavietansweredwith four runs in the boUom of that inning however, and she Rangers lost 17-10. UW•Partsidc threw six pilCbersatSL Xavicrbeforebowingout. Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and Delrosebelt.ed a twonm lriplc. The next day at Daytona Beach, the Rangers were shurout by a tough le.ft-hander and William Patterson S-0. Dave Coughlirl bad two hits andPaulPbillipspidledninerough innings, giving up only one earned run. sttildn1 out seven. The Rangers redeemed themselves 1atcr in the day, sccring a 9- 7 vic10ry agains& division I foe Cornell University. 1beRangersacoredsixnmsin the second inning and held off sevaal Cornell comebacks to get the ·wm.Man:Thompsonwent3-4with two runs 9COl"ed and Debose and Sterling had three RBrs each. Kelly Zielinski notchedasolid performance. giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall got the save. allowing one hit in lhree innings of work. Saturday and Sunday feanucd the Rangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series with Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shutout in the first game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two bits and had anly fourlWlDCISreacb t,a,eon die aftanoon. The following day, the Rangers oblidged Lindcnwood with a shurout of their own. Outfielder I l Scott Fletcher, pitching for Ille second time of his career, pitched a four hitter and struck out nine. Ron BillsandDelroseeach went2-3 for the Rangers. Deb-ose also stole three bas for the Rangers. Pemnboom waseject.ed in die second for arguins a call. Overall, first year coach Pele Peacnboom was pleased with the trip. "'We still have 10 put everydung together physically and mentally," said Peerenboom, "but I think we proved that we can comJICIC with anyone.• Milwlski hit a two-nm homerun in &he victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had to play both &he NCAA Division D defending champs, and lhesecond ranked r.eam inthecoun• try on the same day. ' UW-Parkside managed only duee hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Saoik's record IO 1-2. Later in the day, the Rangers saw their recod slip to 3-7 in a 10- 1 loss toFlorida Southem, thenwnber two team in the country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruiz.enga' s record dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher Jeanne F.sselmen tossed a no-hitter against Lowell, Mass. in a 7-0Ranger victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featurin& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's LenAnhold. You've Tried the Rest, Now Stay With the Bat! - NBws SPOIlTS. Page SCOREBOARD March 26. 1992 Wheelchair Basketball o For further information contact Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL UW-Whitewater vs. UW-Parkside Intramural All Stars o Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. Ed. Building Iastem Division r.. IIoDYWIlOd lanya- FoatPlo, lM.D. IliDUaIY Ildcee- Westem Division D~ W L PeL GB W L ". PA 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 4 1 0.800 1.0 0 0 3.55 300 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 3S4 3 3 O.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 2 4 0.333 4.5 0 0 3'10 366 ~ r.. w L I'd. GB W L ". PA .P.ao.B.inII 5 0 1.000 0 0 304 257 4 2 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 ::::rfIDm Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 P-NoCut 2 3 DADO 3.0 0 0 426 436 \Ie Irnpnwed 0 5 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 sn ~.:=. 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 348 381 ........ r CllIZ4In Reoullll '1\IeSda, 03131192 SdMdule Iodlloye 6IJoioo e-61 6:OOC Hollywood VI. Jak:c Crew a.a.A..... ;U'" 73 W. Jn1provcd 3' 7:1lOC ReaDy _ VI. W. Jmprovcd IliD UIIY611be \Ioyz $8 7:00 The Boyz VI. Rave :::::" P 105 FauI \'by 94 8:1lOC Foul \'by VI. PIo \IlrdI a- 84 PIo Bini. 48 8:00 SliII tla!y Vl.1Iad BoyI ttxx:.T1t_,03IUM Sdlcdule nl1lnda, 04I02I9Z Sdlcdule I\oIIywood VI. s.M.D. 6:00 Hollywood ... Slnight P·No CuI 7:::1lcOCSIiII tillY VI. Rav. 7:1lOC ReaDy R........ •The Boyz FoIl! Play VI. w. Impovcd 7:00 Jak:c Crew ... s.M.D. Bod \Ioyz VI. Slnighl P 8:1lOC Bad Boy. v.. W.lmpJO¥cd ~ Pro \IinIs v••CwPa Annadiloa 8:00 SliIIos\y v•• Fool Play I.NTRAMURAL CORNER Due to computer failure, Intramural Stats will be available next week. Thank you RANGER NEWS SPORTS STAFF Aerobic Exercize Ifyou want 10participate in a step class here at uw-PllIkside. 8ign below and return 10 Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThursdaYal4:15. Stepswillcosl$2S.00($22atSam'sOub plus $3.00 10 build it up 4 more incbes). We will store steps here at school. Ten must sign up 10have \he class and five mush show up each time 10continue having \he class. Money is due by this Thursday ifwe want 10begin on Monday. Basketball PI>st spring break action is heating up and \he playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams. \he Really Rottens pounded the Pro Birds 84-48. Matt Koehler scored 31 points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. OJad Kawcynzski and Steve 1'ureknetted 14 each for \he Birds. Straight P-No Cut got back on track wi\h a 105-94 win againsl Foul Play. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P. and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Play. StillUglydefeatedTheBoyz61-58behindTIDlKoleno's 19 poin1s. Joe Vandelboffscored 18 for \he Boyz. The Charging Annadillos stayed hot, rolling 10 a 73-35 WCl!oryover We Improved.Jay Rueth and Steve Dahl scored 24 eachfor\he Annadillos. Rob Seidl scored 13 forWe Improved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled \heir way 10a 66-61 win against the Juice Crew. Kevin "The SIUd" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led \he Bad Boys with 13 points a piece. Chad Boerner scored 26 for \he crew. Hollywood looks 10keep it's perfect record intact IODighias they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for complelly updated stalS and scoring leaders next week in \he Ranger News. Due 10 a computer failure, \he statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595·2287 or 595-2267 1M VOLLEYBALL 1M FLOOR HOCKEY Standlngs lIS oJOJIZ619Z W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 1 0.5 1814 1 22.01318 122.0812 Standings lIS oJOJIZ6192 W L GB 5 1 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 o 6 5.0 T_ Hawks Grapplers Pis Doss PSE Team Six Pack Uoorcrs Plungers 454's Tuesday \l3I1olIf% Resul1s Plullsen <!of 454'. Six PackdefHoolas SllIIday 13101 ResulIB Onpplell 5 Pia Dop 4 PSE 3 KiIJer AncadDe 0 (Corfiet) SllIIday I4o'll5In PIayoIrI BeaJ8 4..00 0rappIen'" Pia Do.. 5:00 Hawks VI. PSE .j I , I Taesday 03I311ln P1eyolrl Jle&bt 8:00 Pbma<n VI. Hoolas Bye: Six Pack Tuesday 04/071'». Championship Game 8:00 Six pack ¥s. PbmgerslHootm , 'W'mner Cbamploasblp Game Date '" TIIIIO TBA SCOREBOARD Wheelchair Basketball UW-Whitew fer vs. UW-Parks ·de lntram ral All Stars D Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. d. Building • For further ·nror ation contac Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL F.astern Division Dlvlllca Due to ,_ L ct. GB w L .. PA Bollywaod 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 leaoyROlllnl 4 l 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 computer PoalPlaJ 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 lM.D. 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 failure, lliDUgly 3 3 o.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 lliceem, 2 4 0.333 4.S 0 0 310 366 Western Division Intramural DMIIGa Stats will be ,_ w L Pct. GB w L ff PA hlBinll 5 0 1.000 - 0 0 304 257 ... 4 2 0.667 l.S 0 0 338 331 available ::::- from Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 II P-NoCut 1 3 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 •lmpn,vect 0 s 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 next week. ~~ 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 348 381 lad TINlda7 CI.Vl02 Results Tue,daJ aJIJJ/92 Sdaed* Bo,a 61Jaice Crew 61 6:00C HoDywood \II. Mee~ Thank you ~ Annadilb 73 We Improved 3S 7:00C Really Rouem n. We Jsnpoved ~&ly 61 The Boyi SI 7:00 The Boyz vs. Rave P JOS Foul P!ay 94 l:OOC Fcu1 Play vs. Flo Bildl a..riy RClllall 14 Pro Bird• 48 1:00 Slill UalY vs. Bid Boyt llXK:, Tt,urwJay03ilffl Sdledule T1111rtda7 04I02l9Z Sclledule RANGER NEWS 7 Hollywood vs. 5.M.l), 6.-00 Hollywoocf vs. Slmghl P-No Cul illlC SliU Ugly vs. Rave 7:00C Really Rouem vs. The Boyz SPORTS STAFF 7:00 Foal Play vs. We Improved 7:00 Juice Qtlw YI, s.M.D, ::C Bad eo,.w.Slnight P g;O()C Bad Boy• vs. We ImproYccl Jin» Binla vs. CwJinl Annadilol 8:00 Slill ugly v • Foul Play March26, 1992 INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize If you want to participate in a step class here at UW-Parksidc, sign below and return to Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThwsdayat4:1S. Stepswillcost$25.00{$22atSam's0ub plus $3.00 to build it up 4 more inches). We will store sreps here at school. Ten must sign up to have the class and five mush show up each time to continue having the class. Money is due by this Thursday if we want to begin on Monday. Basketball Post spring break action is heating up and the playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams, the Really Rottens pounded the Pro Biros 8448. Man Koehler scored 3 J points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. Olad Kawcynzski and Steve Turek netted 14 each for the Birds. Sttaight P-No Cut got back on track with a 10S-94 win against Foul Ptay. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P, and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Ptay. Still Ugly defeated 1beBoyz6J-58 behind Tun Koleno's 19 points. Joe Vanderhoff scored 18 for 1he Boyz. The Otarging Annadillos stayed bot. rolling u, a 73-35 'lic.tory over We Improved.Jay Roeth and Steve Dahl scored 24 cachfortheAnnadillos. RobSeidlscored 13forWelmproved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled their way u, a 66-61 win against lhe Juice Crew. Kevin "The Stud" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led the Bad Boys with 13 points apiece. Chad Boemer scored 26 for the crew. Hollywood looks to keep it's perfect KCOnl intact tonight as they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for completly updated stats and scoring leaders next week in the Ranger News. Due to a computer failure, the statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595-2287 or 595-2267 IM VOLLEYBALL Standings tu of 03126/92 Team Six Pack Hoorers Plungers 4S4's W L GB S l 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 0 6 s.o Tuesday G3ll4Jn Results Pbmgm def 4'4'• Six Pack def Jloolm TaadaJ 131.UM Playoff• Begin 8:00 Plunacn vs. Hooter• Bye: SixPack Tuesday 04/07/'11. Championship Game 8:00 Six pack vs. Phmgers/Hoorers . W-umer IM FLOOR HOCKEY Standlnp tu o/03/26/9Z T,.. Hawts Grapplas Pig Dogs PSS W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 l 0.5 18 14 1 2 2.0 13 18 I 2 2.0 8 12 Sunday 1310l RelUJts Onpplcn 5 Pl& Dop 4 PSE 3 KiJJer A-nadol O (Corfiet) SadayM'ISM Playoff• .... 4:00 Or~.._ Pig Dogs 5:00 Hawks~ PSB Clwnplomblp Game Date & Tune TBA .... RANGIlII NEWS SPORTS, PageB4 Man:h26,1992 - Ranger quartet to supply punch, leadership in '92 ~~~:.i:.l:llll_••• m..': is1uniorDominicDeirose. Delroso Hit?'? ,..,.·.,.?t, """"',i)]illJ"'" '""""",'.'""""""""".,..... , possesses great speed and therefore was awarded centerfield honors 10 go along with the lead off hiltec. After batting around the .310 clip last year, DeIrose is looking 10 steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to the play of the 10liet, Illinois producL The team's bestathlete and all around bIIlI player rounds out the captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hai1s from 10liet,hasatremendousworkethic, a' quick \lat, and a strong arm to boac. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 3~ games this year. Thompson says this is possible because "our pitching, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well.· Thompson hit .300 last year and WlIIIlS to improve upon 1hal, and possibly hit the .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the RangersarcYtKyoplimistic on having a gmdc "A· season. The Ranger News - .9l.tfifeteof tfie Wee/( Stokman spectacular inNCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, outstanding, tremendous what other words ofpaisetou1dweusetodcscribethetopnotch, 'A'numberone,excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team member Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not allCady have read, Paula is the talk of the campus after wintting the NCAA Dn 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan last week. Stokman ran away from the competition and inlO victory lane with a timeof9:41 winning in more than four seconds Over the nearestcompetitor. As if one National Competition is not enough 10win, Paula lW:O ran awaywitbtheNAlANationaIcompetitiontwowceksagointhetbreemDe race. Stokmanshattered theNAlArccordwith atimeofl6:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran the meet at such a tonid pace !bat some of the tournament officialsand hercoach, Mike DeWitt, thought sbe had not run enough laps andPaulahad 10jwnp out and run one more. But she had run enough and won the meet. Paula, a senior business major who attended SL 10seph high school in Kenosha, was a red-shin last track season witb tendonitis in her right knee. Since sberetumed she has been running personal bests in a1mostall of her races. Ifyou see Paulain the halls and stop IOcongratulate her be sure 10ask her her name first because sbe has an identical twin, Ann, CongratsandhatsofflOPaulaStokmanoftbeUW-ParksideWomen's indoorlnlck team, you are theRllnger News Sports Atbleteofthe Week. Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for tberestoftbe season will undoubtedly be a lOugh one. Coach Peter Peeremboom is relying on four players 10 supply some answersand tbey just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose, and Mark Thompson. Coughlin, aGreen Bay native, will piayrightfieldand willbeaskcd 10give some power to the Rangers . line-up. Coughlin, who spent most oflastyearasadesignatedhiltec,is probablytheteam'smostpowerful hittec. The 22 year-oldSophomore feels that this year's teamhas"great potential and is very motivated 10 win." Leftfieldwillseearegularface throughout this season. Hall, who split time with Coughlin last season, will bea regular starter for the first time in 1992. One of four capI8ins, Hall will be looked 10fer senior leadersbip as well as entbusIasm_ Hall brings 10 the team a YtKy positive attitude and the ability to motivate teammates. "Being pn:pared to win some of the major factorl that faces this team: according 10Hall. "Last ~'Ileam , .. Go Fly A Kile Day. Major Hometown Twin Sister April 1st Enter III' kite contest bJ WIn a ..... 1 Indulge In our WlndV Special Put some Wind In JOur salls . Get outside and enjoY sprIngl Business Kenosha Ann ~=~~:;;;~~=====~i:::::::::!::::::::!:::!:!:!::!'=' Ii:=' ';':',;,''';'';'' .;,.; .... ,;,. ",' ;":' ':';'';;' ';;" ;.:' ':";-":".;.' :..:' ':':".:,;'~' :.:' -:! ••. 1., ••.•••••••..••••••••• March 26, 1992 Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for the rest of the season will undoubtedly be a tough one. Coach Petel Peeremboom is relying on four players to supply some answers and they just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose. and Mark Thompson. Coughlin. a Green Bay native. willpiayrighlfieldandwillbeaskcd to give some power to the Rangers line-up. Coughlin. who spent most of last year as a designaled hiaer. is probably the team's most powerful biaer. The22year-oldSophomore feels that this year's team has"great polential and is very motivated to win." Left.field will see a regular face throughout this season. Hall. who split time with Coughlin last sea• son. will be a regular stana" for the first time in 1992. One of four caplains, Hall will be looked to for senior leadership as well as enthusiasm. Hall brings IO the team a vt:f'J positive attitude and the abil· ity to motivate teammates. "Being prepared to win some of the major facron that faces this aeam: according to Hall. "Last year's tieam was not prepared to win and that . was a big reason fer our disappointing 17-14 record." The third of the four caplains isJuniorDominicDelrose. Dehoso ~ great speed and tbezefore was awarded centerfield honors to go along with the lead off hitter. After batting around &he .370 clip last year, Delrose is looking to steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to lhe play of che Jolie&, Illinois producL The team's best atbJeteand all around ball playei- rounds out rho captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hails from Joliet.hasacremendousworketbic. a· quick bat. and a strong arm to boot. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 35-40 games this year. Thompson says this is possil>le because "our pi re bing, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well." Thompson hit .300 last year and wants to improve upon that. and pombly hit lhe .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the Rangersareveryoptimisticon having a grade'° A" season. ~gercap~~ (from.lefftt>tjght) · BobHalJ. , Dave .Coughlin, DominicDelrosc and Marc ·nonipson wilfμse :, their.: .. talent .. and e~ence to anchor th~ squad this season. Toe, ·foursorn~ is curreqtly battjng a: combined .310 (50 for 159) and have a combined 29 steals. Delrose le?ds the tea~ in hits~ ~t bats and total bases, while Coughlin leads in runs,rbi'sand .s~ea.ts: :_._ The Ral)gers play ili.is .: :w~kend at Rockforq. lllin·ois. ,, ::- . :-: '· .. :,. . . .::::,.:,;=;:;,::;:: :·: .· . ·• ,• .. , . . . . : .,, . -·•.,,, .::1~=,,,·,<,,1i@rn\:. rlsPholl> b MiuP, The Ranger News - J1ltfifete of tfie 'WeeK. Stokman spectacular in NCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, oulSlaDding. tremendous what Olher words of paisecould we use to describe the top notch,• A' number one. excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team memb« Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not already have read. Paula is the talk of the campus after winning the NCAA Dll 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan Jan week. Stokman ran away from the compctilion and into victory Jane with a lime of 9:47 winning in more than four seconds ovei-lhe nearestcompctiUlr. As if one National Compclition is not enough to win, Paula a!.."O ran away with lheNAIANationalcompctition two weeks ago in the three mile race. Stobnan shattered theNAlArecard with a lime of 16:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran lhe meet at such a torrid pace that some of theroumamcntofficialsandhercoach.MikeDeWitt,thoughtshehadnoc run enough laps and Paula had to jwnp out and run one more. But she bad run enough and W(lll the meet. Paula. a senior business major who attended SL Joseph high school in Kenosha. was a red-shin last uacJc season with tendonitis in her right knee. Since shelClUnledsho has been runningpe,sonal bests in ahnostall of her races. If you sec Paula in the halls and stop tocongratulateherbesure to ask her her name first because she bas an identical twin, Ann. Congratsandbatsoff roPaulaStoJananof the UW-Parkside Women"s indoor track team, you arc lheRanger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Major Hometown Twin Sister Business Kenosha Ann April 1st Go fly A Kite Dav Enler OIi kite COldesl ID Win a tree ldlll lndlllge In our Wlndf Special Put some Wind 1n JOUr sails Get Outside and enjay __ , ===========8 26.1992 i·······IIIi·~ Attention Student Leaders: "IP ...., ........ I"arbilk '1111, . SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION April Ist, 3:30pm, Union 104 Motivate your organization wallflowers into bouquets. This session will discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATIVITY IN EVENT PLANNING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming sessions! MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 IBUY ONE : IGET ONE : I for only : I ~~~i• Get a regular six inch : for only 59( when • you buy one of equal • at greater value. • u.M 1off« por coupon. • OO-expim April 3. \992 • I • I Supporting • IHealthy Lifestyles : I • I • INaIth 3?O(,.3Olh Ave. 652-1717 • ISouth 37t9-8Otlt St. 694-1404' I • I • I • I • i ! I • I • I· . • ..~•••• ~••• .I PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS Monday, May 4th, 12noon, Vnion 104 This series is open to all UW·Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. Thursday NigM is UW·Par!si~~N~hH $2.00 $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Draft on Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 ANN~OiUNCIN:G! DINING SERVlCE HOU:RS CHAN'GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11arn to IOpm Fri: llam to 2:30pm and 4:30pm \07pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sat. evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: . Mon. Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm I I I \ I II 26.1992 , ...... .... .. IBUYO E I I GET ONE I I I I I for only I I I I I I . . h I a ar six me I for only 59t when • buy one of equal I greater valu . I 1 o&r .,. coupon. • 0trer . April 3, 1991 I I Suppo . g I Healthy Lifestyles ; I ~ 11th A 662- 117 I 694-t • I I I I I I I I I La l--'-.# I , ............. Attention Student Leaders: \ll D '-'-• .... 'I It I I SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION . Ap ril 1st, 3:30pm, Union 104 Mo~vate ~our o~g~tion wallflowers into bouquets. ThlS sess10n wi ll discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATI IN EVENT PLANN·ING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming s~ions! MARKE TING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 PA SSING THE GAVEL: THE T SITION OF LEADERS Monda y, May 4th, 12noon, lJnion 104 This series is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. ~~'li15 • • • • • • • • • • • • • . . . . ·. . .. Thursday Night is UW-Parksid.e Night! Featuring: $2.00 Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Drafton Tap $1. 00 Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's $1. 00 Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop $ 5 .C>O Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue• Racine 886-1906 ANNO iUNCING! DINING SERVI.CE HOU~RS CHAN.GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11am to 10pm Fri: 11am to 2:30pm and 4:30pm to 7pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sal evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm ,:'l!ge;16~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;C;LA~S;S;lF;1;'E~D~AD~;V;E;1l;T.~lS;l;N~G~~~~~~~~~~Mmb~26,~I;~ a !!!!!! C· the Wylr UbralYlleaming Center next III the ColIee To pIal:e classified advertising ilthe lk1Iversity 01WlSCOnsin-Parkside· The Ranger News, slop inThe Ranger News onica Iocaled in room .0139 In 18 k n All classffied ads Shoppe. Deadline for dassifiecl advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior III publication. ADclassified ads placed by full or part time U~.parkSlde s~:srgear:;~I::e W:k.' No refunds. The=~ ~ other than UW-Parkside Sbldents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free 0 . --~., aiWlSCOnsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, and ils employees stan and members are not responsible lor the content of adVertising placed by lis customers. The ~-Parkside Ranger News I8S8IWS lhe rlghl III refuse III jlIAlIish any advertising al its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries 10 The Ranger News' Asslstanl Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. 2Q CLUB EVENTS II HELP WANTED II... P.ER.S.O.N.A.L...S.. II... PE.R.S.O.N.A.L.S_I I '!::eu~:;I~~~at r:; DtbeInlen:u1tura1commonsOUttide CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! Ibe Math Club presents Prof. lobn Simoo from Iowa Univ., wbo will be speaking on "Physi. =aI Knot Theory." Fri, March 27 It DODD in Moln D 107. llDglishClub will meet at noon in ,:ART 142 on Fri, March tt. ,~ members welcomel soc constitution will be vOled on at tbe next meeting, 3-30, at IIllOD. Make you vote count, be Ibrte. DooaId O. RackI, Vice-president IIIdCFOoftbeSybronCcxp,will speak on Leveraged Buyontsand Cash flow Management, Mon, March 30, noon in Union '}ff/. ~ by tbe FIIl8IICe Club. 01.0 (Gay and Lesbian Organizatico) meets every Wed inCART 142 at lOam. Gay and Lesbian support group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. I I The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"with Bob Bennett of Northern Dlinois Unil2eI'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FOR SALE , 77 Toyota Corrolla for parts or you repair. 2204 60th SL 116, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S00b0. Apple n-e computer wi!h brand spanldngnewprinterl Bestoffer. CalI6S4-0095 after 5pn. ~' 1987 Ford Escort, white, 2 door halCh. 56,000 miles, top condition. SXlSO or offer. 639-2165. To the women of Panama Spring Break: so Ididn't go to Panama . Il'fORMAlBI i-,,\1CATOIlS UrgestUbraryallnlarhWliChl in us, ( 1h ) I!.ZIIII/I'IC$-AU. SUllms _I:miog T... ,""" .... I MC .. COO "n.~ liD800·.351·0222 '-1l.",l>'T _\1"\'""\" r- ~::'~l:·:~_;:;to'E~:1~~~=A~l~_=~In'=-~~CA~~!lOiO·2S~F:' ~~~=::;;~=~[;_;;::_~I;~I~~~~~~~~;~r~~~a)D~=9:~~~~SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK Atteotionaccountingmajors: National CPA Review Course, Fortune SOD Company. is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic. energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition, merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April 1for inunediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-3284444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicingfor Success WOJkshop will take place Fri, April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March Xl by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. . For more information caIlX2452. Rm.42l &422. WhlKaresabout college, Who-caresaboutmoney, Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinaboUleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panamal Guess who, "Who-cares. It Happy 3 years! I Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love, Dawn. Rm. 421 ,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares ... I-what interesting things you can do on the bus nowadays. All my Iove,bomy. Free pregnancy teslS and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management, improved studies, anziety, depression, weight loss, phobias and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted Clinics in Milwaukee, OakCreek and Racine. Call Michael 1. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next time we'll be able to stay on!! Ab, "Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. oCorpoI31e scholarships . -May receive college credit oGood communication sId11s a must -Training provided/Do experience ~sary -All majors may apply -Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Washington, Waukesha, Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations, Marketing, Customer Ser· vice, Sales and Advertising. Call 414·774-0993 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the personnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division ofHycile Corporation. an International Corporation PERSONALS} City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. who have a keg rJ. beer ill lbeir bathtub. Hey Loopy, looks like )'OlI VIae attacked by a tree, whatcb oulfor the killer owls. Love Pasta. Holly; Kentucky's in the housel he looked good during the day. buthe looked even better at Electric NRG'sll Party on. "Whocares." Bashful, the pictures tumoutbet. ter withfilm in tbecamera. Pula. Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think rman alcoholic," as said by LAZ. Byel ByelTerril lwillmissyoul Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula,forwin- Ding the NCAA DivisioonlllCk and field indoor champioosIlip. I heard Wisconsin was in the Latesha. house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point Happy B-day, 011 Sat, LatabII Fmd it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier. 0.11'regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%1 Serving all VW Parblde employees and student .. EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~eva LaJce Cruise Line in LaJce Genev.. WisconJin is Jootina .. dedicated, mature, bani-working individua1J interested in • vlrietY II employment opportunities workinawilh .. excursion boal COIIIPI"1Ibi1 leason. OPenirwslJVQJlDbkinIMfoU_inl_' ·Pood Service Personnel • waiters/waitresses caleroz. bartendeJs oOffice Staff telephone reservllionilll ticket sellen ·BoatCrcWl 'DockHandI Full summer selSOn (June, July and • A .~ M S August) employment, plus JllII'"IiI'" aIi.ases.aYWee~=, and OcIO~ available. Flexible hoUJI availabllin Lake Oeneva area andendl' thai applicants be individua1J who me IiOIII tbt Ive !boze durin- the S-----' ~_.....II often difficult 10 obtain. 0 summer. ~- .- Contact Harold or Ellen at 0 414-248-6206£ W . enevaLakeCruiseUneatl-800-SS8-S9l1ar PM Monday ~Ugh°~da°nand application. OfflCOlIoUJI8:00AM"4dO n y. '( I 1/j - · Wy1r Utirary/l.eaming Center next_, the Coffee To place classified advertising in lhe lkliversity of Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office iocated in room. D139C in lhe 18 All classffied Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. AH classified ads placed by fu or part time U~.Parl<side sf ;.1::;s:,:~ ~ No refunds. : = @n)40ne other than UW-Parkside Sludents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs. the ad ~ 1.1 be run free 01 to ers. The UW-Par1<side Ranger News '8S8rYas 6f Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, and its employees staff and members are not responsible for the content of adVertisang placed by ts cus m . the right to refuse to pwlish any advertising at its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) S95-2295. CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED I I PERSONALS I I PERSONALS PERSONALS ) who have a keg of beer in their bathtub. ·~ de Mayo planning commuee meets every Tues. at 1 pn ntbe Intercultural commons out• CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! l'be Math Club presents Prof. fobn Simm from Iowa Univ •• who will be speaking OD "Physi: al Knot Theory.•• Fri, March 27 It noon in Moln D107. Bnglish Club will meet at noon in ... ART 142 on Fri, March '1:1. 1':llew members welcome! SOC coostibltioo will be vOled cm at the next meeting, 3-30, at aooo. Make you vote count, be lbere. Donald G. RackJ, Vice-president and CFO of the SybrooCmp, will speak on Leveraged Buyouts and Cash Flow Managemem. Moo, March 30, noon in Union 'JJJ1. $poosored by the Fmance Club. GI.O (Gay and Lesbian Organizatioo) meets every Wedin CART 142at 10am. Gay and Lesbian suppon group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"wilh Bob Dennen of Northern Illinois Uni" Jtl'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FORSALE I 77 Toyota Corrolla for pans or you repair. 2204 60th SL #6, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S0obo. Apple Il-C computer with brand ~ankingnewprinter! Bestoffer. Call 654-0095 after Spn. 1987 Ford Escon, white, 2 door hatch. 56,000 miles, top condition. $2750 or offer. 639-2165. Attentionaccolllltingmajors: National CPA Review Course. Fortune 500 Company, is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic, energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition. merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April I for immediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-328-4444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicing for Success workshop will take place Fri. April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March '1:1 by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. For more information callX2452. Free pregnancy tests and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management. improved studies, anziety. depression, weight loss, pbobiu and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted. Clinics in Milwaukee. Oak Creek and Racine. Call Michael J. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Rm.421 &422, Who-cares about college, Who-cares about money. Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinabouleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panama! Guess who, .. Who-cares." Happy 3 years!! Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love.Dawn. Rm.421,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares." J-what interesting lhings you can do on the bus nowadays. All my love. horny. Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next lime we '11 be able to stay on!! Ah, .. Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. To the wooien of Panama Spring Break: so I didn't go to Panama larglst Library !!!!!!P' . rt.z71 TMC$ - AU. SV&IECTS QderCmiog TodlyWIIIIV!Soil MC or COO iullia 100-Js1-0222 i Or. rush S2.00 to:'Researcb lafanutlolt • 1322 lefn Atoe . 1'1«1-A. I.OS Angela, CA 90025., SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK -Corporate scholarships · •May receive college credit eOood communication skills a must •Training provided/no experience necessary •All majon may apply •Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Wuhington. Waukesha. Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations. Marketing, Customer Service, Sales and Advertising. Call 414-774-0093 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the pemmnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division of Hy cite Corporation, an International Corporation City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. Holly, Kentucky's in the house! he looked good during the day. but be looked even better at Electric NRG's!l Party on. "Whocares." Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think I'm an alcoholic," as said by LAZ. I beard Wisconsin was in the house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point __ _,..,,.,._. _____ _ Hey Loopy. looks like you Mre attacked by a tree, wbatcboutfcr the killer owls. Love Pasta. Bashful, the pictures tumoutbetter withfilm in the camera. Pam, Bye! Bye!Terril lwillmiaycal Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula, b winning the NCAA Division n track and field indoor cbampkmbip. Latesha. Happy B-0ay, on Sat, lasbal F10d it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier O .If regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! Serving all VW Parkside employees and student._ EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~v• Lake Cruise Line in Lab Oc:ncva, WlSCODlin ii looking far dedicated, mature, hard-workina individuals interested in a variety " employmall opportunitiea wodcinawith III acunion boa& camplllY lbil season. Opoii"88 avallabl,e in t1ut followlni area.,• •Food Service Personnel . waiters/waiircssca eatcra-1 bartenders -Office Staff telephone rcservllionisis tidcct seller, •BoatCrewa •DockHanda Pull summer season (June, July __ ., • A ·1, M s .. .,, August) employment. p1ua pmt__. aricasesayW, eptember, and Oc10ber available. Flexible hours available ii • e recommend that lie .a.. Lake Geneva area and r app 8nla be individuals who are from..., often difficult 10 ob1-in, ive thezc during the summer. Seuonal houlill ii Contact Harold or Ellen at Oaicv 414-248-6206i :_.. . • Lake Cruise Une at 1-800-SS&-5911 « or,. .. onnationandapplicati om AM 4:30 PM Monday through Friday. on. acehoun 8:00 • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - - ._-- INSIDE LOOK UW-Parkslde men's basketball coach's con- tract not re- newed, AI Schiesser wit no longer be lhe men's coachat UWP, Story on B1 PSGA vetos budget 'In order for us to have an appeal process, Ihadtoveto !he budgetso that "could be taken back to SUFAC, and the necessary changes could be made; said PSGA President Wargolel see Page 2 Black History '11 we can teach people how to hate, there's no reason we cannot leach them how to love; stated Coretla Scott King, see Page3 Alumni Profile JemiJer Ditch is !he focus of this week's Alumni Profile. see Page 7 Head 10 Head sam and Andy review 24-7 Spyz see PageS Editorial 'INs week's Editorial focuses on !he importance of safety during Spring Break. see Page 10 Letters to the Editor See who has decided to voice their gripes. see Page 10 The DevlI's Advocate Don Andrewski lets us in on !he perfect Clime. see Page 14 UW-P Graduates ••. Year E======5"--;;;;;:;;;;;;;' 87-88 88-111 88-90 9l).81 '111-82 613 o 200 400 600 BOO II of Graduetes 'PrlljoClld University ofWlSconsin-Parkside • 'DIe Athletic Departmenthas notreleasedany formalstatement of the investigation buttheRanger News has learned of it through various sourcesand in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con- Junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draftdeclined tocommenton the details of the investigation at this replace the existing consortial of a UW· Whitewater MasterofSci· ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the Slate of Wisconsin, Both UW -Parkside andUW·WhitewaterhaveaJready approved this move. Specifically, the Slate pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Cunriculum and Insnuc- tion," Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insnuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse by Carlise Newman Feature Writer Have you seen this face? Attimesitisthe face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. Notdirectly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott, who in addition to doing public tele- vision and radio weather forecasts, is now reaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weather is a basic course about the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Meteorology is very scientific and ex- act,aspreciseasphysicsandmath,"OUsta!ed. There are about 1 00 students hoping to learn about that gray thing we call the sky. Teaching is not new to Oil. He taught at Parksidefrom 1977-1981 and has also laUght at carthage College and UW- Milwaukee. "I enjoy people and communicating with people," he commented 'Yhen asked about the difference in students from eleven years 880, OU said there is basically no difference. ANGER Volume 20, Issue 23 NCAA probes men's basketball team Education consortia! master program reorganized Radio/TV meteorologist brings experience to classroom lecture hall where the c\ass is cmrently held. However, he likes the campus and states that wilh the high quality of teachers, studenlS are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00a.m. when he arises to do a 5:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He then prepares for his television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdayshe teaches class. The long drive, in addition to theextra worle, leaves him little time to relax orsleep. There1s almost no time for Ieisureactivilies like fishing, which he enjoys. Opinions ofOUasa teacher are high. "He relates tostudents,"saysBobRyerson,a sopho- more enrolled in the course. "I fmd it interest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather than television." There is no preference of teaching or • television for Jim Ott. "Meteorology is my ftrst choice," be said. "'The prefession c:omes 1aIer." By Ted McIntyre Sports Editor Shock waves' hit the UW. Parkside Athletic Departrnentlast week as the Nationai Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) began an investigation of the Men's Basketball team. The investigation, conducted by an NCAA compliance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Director Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team's mem- bers and Coach AI Schiesser. UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subspecialty C. Elise Shelley News Writer As part of the proposed reorganization of the consortia1 master's program with UW- Whitewater,UW-Parksidewillbe offering a multicultural, urban educator subspecialty under the UW·Whitewater Master Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larken, Educa- tion Outreach Coordinator, will time but did Slate that the uw- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. "There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Athletic Department) are c0op- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else," slated Draft While the action by the NCAA was swift, it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depart- ment or the Basketball team. situationoftheclassroomhasbeen identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the slate proposal as "inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents'familyand community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than intructional goals." Becausethe RacinelKenosha metropolitan areaexhibit thesame complexities and cultural diver- sity of a moee populous urban "Students are moti- vated to at· tend col- lege, and theywantto learn," he said. OUoh- tained- his ei\ucationat UW- Mil- waukee, earning a ~=--=-.J Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him to learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Oil enjoys teaching others about the peri1s of sun andrain. His fllSlclass was small and easier to teach than the 1arge Numerous sources have revealed thatthe amountofmoney given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not result in the team missing any games but it could possibly be placed on probation for a season. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer, "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full COlllilllled Oil Page 2 area, it has been targeted by this proposal The purpose of this consoniaI is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in south- eastern Wisconsin." I.aJkenbelievestbalthisnew program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Parlcside community. "Our facUlty will have the gratifying opponunity to teach at the graduate \evel," he said. "It will provide lhe univer- sity with needed enrollment credit" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in lhe program four are to be raught at UW -Parkside. Colllilllled Oil Page 2 [ I s10E Lo K UW.f)arkslde men 's b ask etb all coach's con- tract not re- newed. AJ Schiesser wi1 no longer be lhemen ' scoa ch at UWP. PSGA vetos bu dget "In order fo r u s t o have an appeal process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be ta ken back to SUFAC, and lhenecessa ry dlar.JeSCOuld be made,• said PSGA President Wargolel See Page 2 Black History "lf we ca n tea ch people how to hate, there's no re ason we cannot teach !hem how to lo ve,· stated Coretta Scott King , See Page 3 Alumni Profile Jemiler Ditch is lhe focus of this week's Alumni Profi e. SeePage7 Head lo Head 5am and And y review 24-7 Spyz See Page& EcSltorlal This week 's Edit o rial rocuses on the importance of safety during Spring Break. See Page 10 letters to the Ed tto r See Who has d ecided to voice their gripes. See Page 10 The Devil's Advo cate Don Andrewski l ets us in on the perfect crime . See Page 14 UW-P Grad uates ••. YearF== ==:::;;---:~:;;::::;::, 87 -88 88-llll 89-90 ~ 1 "91-92 0 200 400 600 800 # of Graduates • Projlc:ted University of WtSconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 23 March 12, 1992 NCAA probes men's basketball team By Ted Mc Intyre Spons Ed itor Shock waves hit the UW- Parlcside Athletic Dep artment last week as the National Collegiate Athletic Associati on (NCAA) began an investiga tion of the Men's Baskelball team . The investigation , conducted by an NCAA compli ance officer with the cooperation of Athletic Dtreetor Linda Draft, involved interviews of all the team• s mem- bers and Coach Al Sc hiesser. The Athletic Department has notreleasedany fonnal statement of the investigation but the Ranger News has learned of it through various sources and in interviews with Draft and Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. The investigation is in con • junction with a road trip the team was on in which team members were allegedly given spending money for riverboat gambling. Draft declined tocommentonthe details of the investigation at lllis time but did state that lhe UW- ParksideAthletic Departmentwas cooperating fully with the com- pliance officer. ..There is an in- vestigation by the NCAA and we (Alhletic Department) are coop- erating fully so at this time I am not at liberty to give anything else ." stated DrafL While the action by the NCAA was swift. it is not ex- pected that the outcome will be severe for the Athletic Depan- ment or the Basketball team. Numerom sources have ieveaJed that the amount of money given to players was minimal. Action taken by the NCAA will probably not re&ilt in the team missing any games bul it could possibly be placed on probation for a seuon. Chancellor Kaplan was also very selective about the details of the investigation but did offer. "The compliance officer is con- ducting interviews and the Ath- letic Department is giving full Colllinued on Page 2 Educati on consortia! master program reorganized UW-Parkside to offer multi-cultural urban educator subsp ecialty C. Elise She lley News Wr iter As part of th e proposed reorganization of th e consortia) master• s program with UW- Whitewater, UW-Parks ide will be offering a multicult ural. urban educator subspecial ty under the OW-Whitewater Mas ter Degree Program. This proposed program, authored by Joe Larke n. Educa- tion Outteach Coo rdinalOr, will replace the existing consonial of a UW-Whitewater Master of Sci- ence in Education-Reading at UW-Parkside. The proposal is now in the hands of the State of Wisconsin. Both UW-Parlcside andUW-Whitewarerhavealready approved this move . Specifically, the state pro- posal is requesting a "new submajor in Urban Education within the Master of Science de- gree in Curriculum and Insttuc- tion." Based on research in the area of multicultural education, a need to provide positive insttuc- tional and organizational prac- tices within the culturally diverse situation of the classroom has been identified. Some teacher-related prob- lems have been defined in the state proposal as .. inadequate knowledge of cultural differences in child development, limited knowledgeofstudents' family and community life, and inappropri- ate expectations based upon stu- dents' ethnic backgrounds, and an inordinate emphasis on class- room management rather than inttuctional goals." Because the Racine/Kenosha metropolitan area exhibit the same complexities and cultural diver- sity of a more populous urban area, it has been wgeted by this proposal. The purpose of this consortial is to "meet the profes- sional needs of teachers in SOIJdl. ea.,aem Wisconsin." Latten believes lhal this new program will provide many ad- vantages for the UW-Partside community. "'Our faculty will have the gratifying opportunity to teach at the graduate level," he said ... It will provide the univer- sity with needed enrollment aediL" Of the eight possible courses to be offered in the program four me to be taught at UW-Partside. Continwd on Page 2 Radio/f V meteorologist brings experience to classroom by Car lise Newman Featu re Writer Have you seen th is face? At times itis the face of the most loved and hated man on television. He can predict your future. "Students are moti- ¾ vated to at- Nol directly, of course. This is the face of Jim Ott. who in additi on lO doing public aele- ~"' tend col• lege, and theywantro learn," he said. vision and radio weather forecasts, is now teaching a weather class at UW-Parkside. Introduction to Weathe risabasiccourseabout the mysteries of the atmosphere. It is held on Tuesdays and Thurs days from 2- 3:15 p.m. "Mete0rology is very scientific and ex • act,aspreciseasphysi csandmath, " Ottstat.ed. There are about 100 student.s hoping to learn about that gray thi ng we call the sky. Teaching is not n ew co Ou. He taught at Parkside from 1977- 1981 and has also taught at Carthage Colle ge and UW - Milwaukee. .. I enjoy people and communicating with people ," he c om mented. 'Yben asked about the di fference in Sllldents from eleven years ago , OU said the re is basically no differmce. OUob- tained · his education at UW- Mil- waukee, earning a 1-:- __;_-= ~- .....:... ...;;_ ____ --1 Master's Jim Ott degree and a partial Doctorate in Meteorology. He had always had an interest in weather, and it spurred him 10 learn about it in college. Originally a full- time professor, Ott enjoys teaching others about lhe perils of sun and.rain. His first class was small and easier to teach than the large lecture hall whetc the cla.1s is currently held. However, he likes the campus and states that with the high quality of teachers, students are able to get a very good education. A typical day in Jim Ott's life begins at 4:00 a.m. when he arises to do a S:23 weather forecast for WTMJ radio. He lhen p-epares for bis television forecast at 12:10 and works the rest of the day until 7 when his day ends. On Tuesdays and Thursdays he teaches class. The long drive. in addition to lheextra work, leaves him little time to relax« sleep. There is almost no time for leisure activities like fishing, which he enjoys. OpinionsofOttasateacherarehigh. "He relateslOstudents,"saysBobRyerson,a~ more enrolled in the course. " I find it inrerest- ing. It gives more understanding to weather lban televisioo." There is no preference of teaching or . television for Jim Ott. "'Meteorology is my first choice. .. be said. ""1be prefcssioo comes Iara." • ~.; _~_:..:. : ..'_':.:':_'.' ..' ' •• _ .-__.~••'_;,;,~ • .;,.~,;,.:,;.;..;;~':'''':''.,;';':. ':.' ••• .-- , ~ Ii of iii 01 "" •••• " '" •••••• ;.10.10 .. ~.~,) • 01.;1 .:"'.,}> ••••• ' '.' .. In The News Marth 12, 199i THE RAllGEII NEWS, ~e 2 •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11:30 a.m. in upper Main Place. -Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. Have a safe and fun Spring Break! SUFAC PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargolet says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesba N. Jude News Editor On Monday, Malch 2nd, alan emergency Parbide SlIIdent Gov- ernment Association meeting, Plaident Walley Wmgolet vellled the 1992-1993 SUFAC budget af- ter it had been passed !lY a two- thiJds majority WIe in the senate. "In order for us to have an appea1 process, I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back 10SUFAC,and the necessary changes could be made," said Wmgolet. PSGA senaIOI' and co-dIair of SUFAC Bill Homer said, "If the President ofPSGA has a poblem with the 5egregaled Fees Budget, he has no a1temalivebut tovetoiL " UW·Par:kside's segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- creased student tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget, $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go 10 each of the major organizations next year. According to Wmgolet there were two appeals that had to be heanl and in order for an appeal to be heanl, there has 10 be a budget that can be changed. ThebudgethadaJreadypassed through the Senale. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets, music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appea1 to the SUF AC recommendation. "The main reason why we wanted this appea1 process to go through is to show the university that PSGA is willing to work with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we try to keep the Walley Wargolet 'We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Afr.ertheappeals,SUFACwill have another meeting to discuss and WIe on the appeals. CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor . A ten-member delegation frorri the UW -ParksideClub for Interna- tional Affairs will be traveling to Wasrnngton, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings • The team will be representing Iraq at a political simuJation spon- sored by the Arab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed 10increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- formance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social, cul- tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprisedof21 memberstetesand was foonded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Z3ch Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuIta. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the historY and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent- ing the Sudan and Libya This year's group has spent the last two months preparing reo search for the simulation. In addition tollllending debate sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the UW. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefed by an area expert on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thon anda bakesalein ordertoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs OffICe. The delegation will return 10 Wisconsin on March 17 and plans to conduct presentations on Ihr;r experiences 10interesledclubsand organizations on campusand in die community. Consortial pro.gram Seminar: Rel1ectionson Education and Teaching. As with the previ. ous consortial program, s!UdenlS apply 10 the Master Program al UW -Whitewater and receive dleir degree from it as well. The co- operative efforts of the two univer· sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain leaCh· ers as well as their students. The incident comes at the time head coach AI Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depaIt. ment neglected 10 renew his coo· tract, See page B I "The decision to not renew his conuact had nodi· ing to do with the NCAA investi- gation," said Kaplan. Cominuedfrom Page 1 "Multicultura\Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In- stitutions," and"African-American HislOry." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Continuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation willcontinue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath- letic Department will likely then release a formal Slalement of the matter. ... ·-- -- - ----- - --------- ·-·--·····----·- .... ···~·-··-· ..........• . In The News campl:JS Calendar ,· •Safe Spring Break Week continues with a drawing for prizes at 11 :30 a.m. in upper Main Place. •Pledge not to Drink and Drive and you could win a Chrysler car! Look for the wrecked car in upper Main Place. SUFAC Have a safe and fun Spring Break! PSGA President veto's budget requests Wargo/et says veto was to allow clubs to excercise their appeal processes By Latesha N. Jude News Editor On Monday, March 2nd. atan emergency Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association meeting, President Walley Wargolet vetoed the 1992-1993 SUFAC budgetaf- tt.r it bad been passed by a two- thirds majority vote in the sawe. "In order for us to have an appeal ~ I had to veto the budget so that it could be taken back to SUFAC,and the neoeamy changes could be made," said Wargolet. PSGAsenllOrandco-dlairof SUFAC Bill Homer said, .. If the President of PSGA has a poblem with the Segregated Fees Budget. hcbasnoaJlffllllivebuuovetoiL" UW-Parksidc's Segregated $1,159,397 budget for 18 student organizations and services. The 1992-93 approved budget recommendation would have in- " creased swdent tuition $20.86. With the vetoed budget. $302.86 from each student tuition payment will go to each of the major organizations next year. According to Wargolet theze were two appeals that bad to be heard and in order for an appeal to be lard. there bu to be a budget that can be changed. The budgethadalready passed through the Senate. Of the 18 student organiza- tion budgets. music and athletics were the only two budgets that requested an appeal to the SUFAC recommendation. "The main reason why WC wanted lhis appeal process to go through is to show the univmity that PSGA is willing to wort with the organizations on campus and show them that we have an open door policy, that we II')' to keep the Walley Wargolet "We don't ever want anyone to feel that they can't come back. to at least discuss a problem," Wargolet said. Aftttthe appeals. SUFACwill have anochec meeting to discuss and voce on the appeals. Marth 12, 199i CIA travels to simulation in D.C. by Gwen Heller Managing Editor A ten-member delegation from the UW -Parkside Club for lnterna· tional Affairs will be rraveling to Washington, D.C. for a week of intensive Inter-Arab meetings. The team will be representing Iraq at a political simulation spon- sored by lheArab League Informa- tion Center, the National Council on US-Arab Relations, and the National US-Arab Chamber of Commerce. The Model Arab League is designed to increase the awareness of the role, organization, and per- fonnance of the Arab League by highlighting economic, social , cul - tural, political, and legal issues. The League of Arab States is comprised of21 member states and was founded in 1945 for the pur- pose of coordinating issues related to Arab development and coopera- tion. Delegation members include Head Delegate Paul Pignotti, Ray Wiggins, Dave Towle, Deborah Cutler, Dan Blake, Gwen Heller, Zach Madison, John Spindler, Ja- son Beyer, Arman Mahdasian and AnnRuka. Dr. Gerald Greenfield of the history and international studies departments will advise the group at the conference. The CIA attended the Model Arab League last year, represent. ing the Sudan and Libya. This year's group ha1 spent lhe last two months preparing rt• search for the simulation. In addition to~ding debale sessions with delegations from other universities from the Mid- west and the East coast, the uw. Parkside team will meet the Iraqi ambassador. It will also be briefod by an area expen on Middle Eastern and Iraqi affairs. The club sponsored a bowl-a- thonanda bakesalein onbtoraise the necessary funds for the trip. Additional money was donated by SOC and the student affairs office. The delegation will return to Wisconsin on March 17 and plan~ to conduct presentations on thrir experiences to interested clubs and organizations on campus and in die community. Consortia! pro.gram Coruinuedfrom Page I .. Multicultural-Curriculum" is cur- rently being offered on campus. The new classes include "Teach- ing in Urban Schools," "Urban In - stitutiom." and "African-American History." The new program is slated to begin in the fall of 1992 at UW- Whitewater with a Foundations Seminar. Retlections on Education and Teaching. As with the previ• ous consonial program, studenlS apply to the Master Program at UW- Whitewater and receive their degree from it as well. The co- operativeeff orts of the two univer• sities is for the benefit of the area teachers who want to remain itach• ers as well as their swdents. UW-Parkside mens basketball team target of investigation Coruinuedfrom Page 1 cooperation." The investigation will continue throughout the week and until the matter is fully resolved. The Ath• letic Department will likely then release a f onnal statement of the matter. The im:ident comes al the time head coach Al Schiesser will be replaced after ihe Athletic depllt· ment neglected to renew his CCII· tract. See page B 1 "The decision to not renew his contract had nod!· ing to do with the NCAA invesd· gauon." said Kaplan. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kaplan to decide on job in San Jose Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University ofWlSCOnSin ...Parkside Kaplan to decide on job in San Jose Sum, Sum, Summer tTune... 8,Latalla N. Jude for the position, was sent informa. A~-,,-_ NewI Editor lion about San Jose and was asked bad.;;}""'11 to Kaplan, SISU ifsbe. wa.s interested in die 1.0b. "I eJ.lber IIO~I1Il0in0apleedoplfeowr hotwhee.r.e....,; was mlngued. Man of die· ... -- dley are facing in ~ ~ues dency ~ appl~ed for the job. similar to the . onna ~ ThrougbJlSowninlema1~ses, " ISSUeS we are facmg the finaIisls were narrowed down here. to six. Each finalist will spend Kap.1an feels that in many day and a ba1f on campus. a ways the ~ at San Jose are The campus search commit- ~uch more unease ~useofdle Iecwillmakearecommendationto SIZe of dIe.state and Ibe very rapid the Board of Trnsteea, and candichanges In the economy and dates will meet wilb the Board f demography. It has some chal- Truslees1a=thismonlb. Then:- ~nges!hatsbeisintA:restedinleam. ees will make a final decision on 1Dg more abouL . March 171b. "It was not my decision to Thejobresponsibilitiesaredle make this aU public. As far as 1am same as Kaplan's cmrent position concerned, I'm sIil1 in die slllge of at UW-Plukside. SISU calls it a expJoringwhelberdlereisanyreal president; we call it a chance1Ior• fit between me and them, but Ihat's BoIhjobs serve as diehead of camthe way Ibese things go," said pus and have die same extemal and Kaplan. intemaI responsibilities. Merit awards to honor outstanding professors B1Lalalui N. Jude iesforlbenewprogramamountsto Board of Regents who stipulated News Editor $17,000. their impact originally. There was 1110 s-d of Regents has TheDean'sconsullationwilb arougbguideline!hatlheseawards IIIIdo die _ision to provide one !he deparunent chairs of !he reo would only go to about 100000flbe qudrof_pm:entofthemoney spectiveschoolswillidenlifylbose faculty, but because of our objeca- v_ailIdbIeiuforgmerit raises to go to- insuuctors who have performed tion !hey increased it 20%. We're facuItyand teach- consistently well in order to define basicaUylimitedtothat,"Dudycha iItlCIl!emic Slaff who have per· those individuals as recipients for said. fanledmlllOllStandingwayover extra money. According to Dudycha, a die JIISl couple of years. Professor Arlhur L.Dudyeha, school wilh SO memben can only TbeUllivenityCommiaee,as chairoftheUniversityCommitlec, recognizel0membenforOUlSlllDd- 0IeClIIi\0e commitlec of the Cae· said, "Therewerestipulalionsfrom ing teaching. ally, nmm"'"lded to Vice 0Jan· System that this should go to no "I'm basically supportive of c:eIlor Joba Sttkwell to divide more than approximately 20% of merit raises for faculty. 1 Ibink in -1IIOIIieS nong each school the faculty." past years we were using a great (Sc:booI of Libcra1 Arts, Bnsiness, "I believe !hat this was not a dea1 of effan to try to dislribulll FAnrion,IIId Science and Tech- good way of recognizing outstand- very small amounts of money" noIoBY.) The mait pay should be ing teachers. There are many Dudycha said aIknledOlla jXopot tionalbasis to faculty members woopeafurmvery Dudycha believes !hat if there die bile sa1ary in !hat schooldleo well, and this was not !he most are sufficient funds some sbou1d . dislributedie money wilhin the de- appropriate way to single outa few JIIIlIIIeDIs. ThelOla1availablemon- and reward them. But it was die On MardI 6lh and 71b,0Jan· c:eD« Sbeila Kaplan will be going IOS.J08OSlateUniversity in San loe. CaIifomia to meet wilb vari· ous_ben of the faculty, staff, IIUdeDlI. aIId alumini. "Aller lbat visit 1 will be in a poIiIiOII "decide ifI'm slill inter· eaed ia pnaing that jXeSidency, IIIl1Ihey will be in a positioo to del:ide iflhey are sIill interested in .. " sald ICapIan. Kap111146, is one of six finaIiIII" fiB Ihe position of president atS.J08OSIaIeUniversity. SISU ... alllldeatpopulation of3O,OOO, ........ed" 5.000 at UW-Partside. KapIIII, who was IIOlDinaIcd Should the U.S. attack Iraq again? 100 ""---"".- A future University of WiscoIIIIII-PlutsIde studeDt taIIeI advaDtage aI tile ,ummer-Ilkeweatber SIIIIda, bl fIylDllIIa kite oa campus. dis1ributea it. It is di'tributed by considering issues such as equity insalaryl:Olllpressionsandgender. ''There is a _l:OIIIpeljtive III8Itet in __ than others. That is the principle used in what we call 'an adminislIative skim.' A sIrim is 10 pm:ent of the raised money !hat comea to the campus andisdislributedaJonalbeaeguide- 1Ines," Dudycha said Women's History Month to be celebrated inMarch 81 ADdl Patdl NewaEditor This week marks the beginningofWomeo'sHistoryMonlhat UW-Plukside. Established by the National Organization of Women in an effan to I:OIIIbat the overshadowing ofdle role ofwomen in history, Women's History Monlb iscelebratedduoughoutlhe United SIllIeSeach March. Incelebration of !he event, !he Women's Cooter has scheduled seVeral activities promoting !he female role in history and society. Today, Magda Enriquez, representative of Ihe Sandinista NatilJlIa1 LiberationFIIllIt (FSW) for be set aside and disIribuIIld solely on Ihe basis of meriL He said die UW-Plukside jXOCesS is reas0nable for irying to identify Ihose individuals who are deserving of merit-bonus pay. 1bese benefits would be effective fornextllClllester. Thetolal meritpacbgeisapproximately 3.. offacultyincome. Theadminis1lalion takes 10 pen:ent of that and !he United SIllIeSand Canada, will give a presentation entil1ed"Third World Femlnism from a NicaraguanPaspectife" inMolinalO lOS at 12:30pm. The lecture will give SlUdentsIhe opponunity to experience new out1oota 011 women's issues and feminist movemenll from Third World countries. Enriqu.ez founded a~nd directed Ihe first magazine for Nicaraguan women, SOMOS (We Are), aod has been published extensively in Barricada, a major Nicaraguan daily newspaper. Admission to this event is free IIId is opallo Ihe public. On Monday, March 9. "Feminist Fatale" Paula Kamen will present a lecture on Ibe new generation'sfeministmovementat 7pm in Union 104. Thediscussion will center on material from Kamen's boot, FelPllM Fa/ale: VDices from tile "Twellly-sometlrillg" Generation. Kamen has had articles published in such peaiodicals as Ms.• T1teChicagoTribIIM.and TlleNew Yorl:Timu. On Wednesday, March II, Judilb Leavitt, professor of the History of Medicine, History of Science, and Women', Studies at IheUniversityofWisconsin-Madi- eM" edoal'qe2 l Kaplan to decide on job in San Jose 17 La_, N. J for lhe position. w sent informa- According Sum, Sum, Summer 'Tune ... F.d.itor .· aboutSanJoseandwasmked badweUover to Kaplan. SJSU if she WU interested in the job. "I citbet . lOOpeople who we,_e On Marcb 6dl and 7th, w intrigued. Man of lhe llOIDinated for the IRSI· -n.w -..:a. 1l' ...i.. .. will be gom· • the fac. Y issues dency or applied for the job ~ ~ IIMII'-· Y are mg in California are .............. • . • roSIIJOleSllle Uoi 'ty in San similar to the· . uuvupdsOWDinlemal~sses, ._ ""a:~ .. to meet with v . - • lSSUCS we are facmg the finalisls were nmrowed down ,-. \,Alll\la- • to six. Each finalist will spend ~ ::n~~ulty. • Kap_lan feels that in many day and 8 half on campu.,. 8 ---. ways lh assues. a1 San Jose are The campus •-h ,.,...._:._ u-.lbl& visit I will in h ...... " _. .... ,.._ muc moremreose because of the reewill-..i.....arecomm-.1....:--to .-iliffl ID .a-..:.a.. if I'm still . ..:__ "- ~ =-•• ..::; • · :uu;;O the_staieand die very rapid the Boanf ofl'ru.1&eea, and candi- CillllU ..----. pres:idcncy, change 10 the economy and dates will meet with the Boanl of 111d dley will be in a demography. It has me cbal- Trusaeeslak:r ... :·mondl.The-••- ~if.....,arc still ... ·, tcresl:ed UUli .. _ 11111,1!1(; -, ... , • 118estbatsheisintrzestedinleam- ces will make a final decision on -.• Xlplaa. mg more about. Match 17111. llpllll-46,' ooeo "It w not my decision to Thejobresponsibilitiesarelhe 111111>fill lbe position ofnres:iamt make this all public. Asfi asI am same u Kaplan's current position aS.JcsSlalcUni enity. SJSU concemed,l'mstillinthesrageof at UW-Pamide. SJSU calls ita ••--- · of30,0CO. exploringwhetherthereisanyreal president; we call it a chancell«. compnd ID 5,000 at UW-Pmt- fit between meandlhem,butlhat's BodljobssenieasthebeadofcamlHle. the way these things go," said pusandbavethesameextemalamd llplaa. wbo WU k3 Ian. internal responsibililies. Merit awar s to honor outstand ing professors IJletah• .J · fi then wprogmmam ISto News Ed.ilor 17,000. TIie Board of Re n Dean' cmsuJtation with llllde die decision IO provi o lhe depar1m nt chairs of the ~ qaanerof cmepacentof m y spectiveschools will identify those 1¥1i11b1e for merit · to go to- instructors who have pe,fonned Board of Regents who stipulated their impact originally. 'lbelo was ,...,...,,_,...,,, ....... Wlldnswanling faculty tcach- coosisteotly well in order rodefine DII ademic IWf who per- those individuals recipienlS for rough guideline that lhese awards would only go to about lOCI, of rho faculty, but because of our objection they .increased it 20%. We're buically limited to lbal. .. Dudycha said. A future University of Wilcoula-Parblde •cleat taus advantage al tile IIIIIUller-liuweatller Saday by n,tn1 Im kite a Cllllpul, bmediamouuaandingwayo ell:lrlmoney. die PIil couple of Prof~ Arthur L Dudycha. TIie University Committee. chair of the University Commiuee. euculivo ccmmiuee of fac- ·c1, '"Therewerestipulationsfrom ally, lffflJYDeaded to v· Olan- Syscem lhat this should go to no celb Jolla Stttwell to divide more lb.an approximately 20% of dleae monies among each school the faculty." (School of Uberal Arts, B · • "I believe dial this was not a Bdnrion, IDd Science Tech- good way of recognizingoutstandnology.) Tbe merit pay should be ing teaehers. 1bele are many alkl:Medona proportional basis to facultymemben wbope.rform very die bae llllry in that school then wen. and this was not the most diaribuae die money wilhin lhe de- appropriate way to single out a few Pll'IIDeals. ThetotalavailabJemon - and reward them. But it was the hould the U.S. attack Iraq again? f j ' According to Dudycha. a school with SO members can ooly be set aside and distribu&ed IOlely recognize lOIJlffllbersfi:rOUISIBDd- on die basis of merit. He said die iDg teaching. UW-Parbide poc:ca is reuon- "I'm buically supportive of able for llyiDg to identify dl080 merit raises for faculty. I lhink in individuals who are deaerving of past yean we were using a great meri&-bonus pay. deal of effmt to try to disuibulc 1beae benefits would be efvery small amounll of money." feclivefornexuemester. Thetolal Dudycha said. meritpactaaeislRJl'Oll:llllll3CI Dudycha believes dial if there of faculty income. The adminislnare sufficient funds some should · tion lakes 10 pem,nl ol that and dislributes iL It is dislributed by considering issues such u equity insalarycomp:asionsandgender. '°Thele is • more competitive llllltet in aome arms lban Olbers. 1bat is the principle med in what we call 'm ldministrllive skim.' A skim is 10 peniem of the railed money that comea to the campus andisdislribufedalongdaeguidolines," Dudycha llid. Women's History Month to be celebrated in March ByAlldyPatdl NeWIF.dltor This week marks the begin• ning of Women's History Month a& UW-Partsidc. Established by the National Organu.alion of Women in an effmt ro combat the overshadowing of the role of women in hislDJ)', Women's Histay Month is celebrated throughout the United Saates each March. In celebration oflbeevent, the Women'sCenrer bas scheduled several activities promoring the female role in histmy Ed society. Today, Magda Enriquez. aepresentadve of the Sandinisaa Naliooll Li'beralionFront (FSLN) f« the United Swes and C'anada, 1lfill aive a JRlffltalion entitled "1bird World Feminism from a !faraguanPerspeaive" in Molinaro 105 • 12:30 pm. The lecture will give students the opponunity ro experience new outlooks on women•s issues and feminist movements from Third World countries. Enriquez founded and directed die rust magazine for Nicaraguan women, SOMOS (We Are), and bu been published extensively in Bamcada. a major NicaragalD daily newspaper. A.dmissioo to this event ia free amd is open IO die public. On Monday, Marcb9,~ Dist Fatale" Paula Kamen will present a lecture on the new generation'sfeministmovementat 7pm in Union 104. The discussion will center on material from Kamen's book. FeMmt Falale: Vokes from tlee "Twe111y-sonvthing" Generation. Kamen has had sticles publisbecl in such periodicals ac; Ms., TlteCJricagoTribue,and TleeNew YoriTimu. On Wednelday, March 11, Judith LeaviU. pofeaor of the History of Medicine, Hillary of Science, and womaa·• Studies at lbeUnivenityofW°JICOllsiD-~- Cadnmd • .. 2 ......... •• ".•.•' ~ {.."J • .l. :JJ .•• .••..•....•.~~ ~ . .......... ,. jIJ 'I ~ •• " ..II l .. PSGA elections for fall '92 to take place March 11 and 12 .. I B)': ADd)'I'lIldl Commillt:e, and the Awards and Ding uncoetesed for lbe po5IbOII News Editor CeremoniesCommillee. AIso,she of Vice-Presidentof PSGA. . 1bePlllksideStudelltGowm- basservedasdelegatefortheUnited Aulozzi, a junior bUSIness ment Association will be boldiDg Council (President, legislative af- management and biology doubletheirannuaIelectionfor newoffic· fain, women's affairs, minority major,hassezvedasPSGAseoawr crsnextWednesday,Ma!dllland affairs). She is running in order for the past year. Hebasalso~OIl Thursday, Malch 12. The ballot "To get sllldentsmore involved in the Legislalive Affairs ~ will include seats for president, UW·Parkside's political institu· and the Women'sAffairsConumt· vice-president, senator (9 BealS), lion." Shebelieves that, "Students tee, and is co-chair of ~AC.1Ie SUFAC-at-large (1 seat), and shoUldbe able to voice their con- is seeking theoffil:eofVx:e-~' PUAB-at-Iarge(1 seat). Included cernson theParksidecampus. Stu- dent"toaddresslbecoocansofibl on the ballot will be reflmldums dents need to know thatPSGA is a students here at PaJkside, I will concaningthe UnitedCouDcil, the place where they can voice their worIt hard to help any studeDIS II PSGAConstilUlion,andthesmok- . opinions and get somethingdone." • theirconcems." ing policy. u Bovee, a sophomore politicnl Eric Bovee There are currendy s:even Running for the position of major,has been a membet of the sciencemajor,basbcenamembet Tempore of the Senate), and as' peoplerunningforninesealSlDlhe PSGAPresidentareleteshaJude PSGA lienaIe for three years, as of PSGA for four semesters, serv- PSGAVice·Presidentforone. He PSGASenate. GeoqeYee.T~ IIId Pzic Bovee. weBas a membet of the Disciplin- ing as a senator for three semesters has served on the Legislative, Stu- . Lindblom, Deborah Cud«, J)avI Jude,ajuniorpoliticalscience ary Commiuee. Minority Actions (two of them as President Pro dent Services, and Election (as Towle, AmyCapollianl:O,s~ Women's Historv Month Cbair)Conllnittees. Altkinapalli, and JIBe Marie :..L Also, Bovee sezvedon thesys- Hogan. . COIItillaedlnMa .... l search InstilUte, and the Depart- 1pm. Panel discussions on hoos· tern task force for the Student Bill David Towle, junior bisIOO' son will giwalcctureentided"Ty· ment of Himry. ing,raisingchildren,welfarerigh18 of Rights, and helped create the and politicnl science~' phoid Mary" Revisited at noon in NSODIiWolfe wi11lec_ on and family health will continue document Boveebelievesstrongly jor, has sezved IIIlbe ~ Molinaro lOS. her hook TM Beallly Myt" on throughout the day, from 2:30 to . in the imponance of student input Staff of the ModcI Qlp"zaljOlI Leavitt's books include Thursday, MalCh26. 4:4S. A dinner and awards Cet- for the running of PSGA: "I will American StaleSsince 1989,IIf\" Brougftl to Bed: ClrildMlrillg ill Friday, MalChT1 will ft8lUre emony will round out the night worIt hard liJ further the cause of ing as chair in i990'" .1991. America (1986~, Womell alld anall-dayevent,FocusonWornen: the students, and 1 feel it is my Further,hehasl*ticir '"'!II; Heall" ill Amenca (1984), and . "WOItingTogetheronOurIssues." For more infonnation on any responsibility as a student repre- collegiate models (NA1UIII . WiscoIUillMedicille(1981),among RegistratiOnfor Ibis event begins of these or CODIlDunity events eel. senlative to be open and accessible and Arab League 1991). ~ others. at noon. with keynote speaker ebtatingWomen's History MOnth. to all students. IflbccomePresi- adamantinhisde¥olioDlOlbe. ~ This event is cosponsored by Frances Hoots (National CoonJi· contact either the UW-Palkside dentl will always tty to get a wide Parbide commUDily:"IfceI it . tbeWornen'sHislmyMonlhCom- nator of Women in the NatiOnal Women's cenl« or the Racine rangeofSlUdetitC1Pinionstohetler timeformelOgiwmoredI8D~ m&tee,thllLeCtures and FIDe Arts Association for the Adv~ent Chapter of the National Organiza- aerve ~ ~~ iIie StudeD18." 1 partic1pele Inmid. ~ TIm IWiGu NEWS, Page 2 IN THE NEWS ... "This spring we wiD distribute $98,000 to eHgible recipients," says Assistant Chancellor Kirlc regarding scholarship growth COmpleteDetails onPage 4 , "The inter-networking and tbe c:onnectlon or au our madUHI I. being expanded greatly," states David Datta. UW-Parkside computer systems specia1ist. Complete story on Pace 5 "A Ube.... 8I1I1Jackp'ouDd bu belped me to be open to different options," proclaims Dan Werbie. this week's Alumni Profile Cbeck out p., Autbor Paula Kaman to speak at UW-Parkside in honor of Women's History Month See Page 7 Tbls week'. Editorial asks the question, "What Idnd of chancellor does UW-Parkside need for the present and future?". __ Details on Page 10 See who bu decided to voice tbeir gripes in this week's letters to the editor See Page 10 In tbis week's Head to Head, Sam and Andy review School of FlSh. .Details on Page 12 Campus Police Reportl. .._ See Page 14 -Play: "Tales of the Lost Fonnicans " Bpm, CommunicationArts Theater, $5 students and senior citizens, $6 general admission. -Play: "Tales of the Lost Fonnicans" 8pm, Communica· tionArts Theater, $5 students and senior citizens, $6 general admission. -Play: "Tales of the Lost Fonnicans" 4pm matinee & 8pm, Communication Arts Theater, $5 students and senior Citizens, $6 general admission. .FinanciaiAid Brown Bag Lunch: lloyd Muellerwill discuss the revisions regarding financial aid. Noon in WLLC D189 (PASA). -Noen Concert Series featuring the Parlcside Wmd Ensemble. Communication Arts Theater. Free and open to the public. .. ., • Ii•·~-- • iii&., . .. . . . . . .. ~T•==RANG===a==NIWS===· Pag==e=1=====================;- / N THE NEWS .•• "This spring we will distribute $98,000 to eligible recipients," says Assistant Chancellor Kirt regarding scholarship growth .............. Completc Details on Page 4 . "The lnter-networldn1 and the connection of all our maclliHI II beln1 expanded greatly," states David Datta, UW•Parkside computer systems specialist. •.•..•.••...•.....••.••.. Coltlplete stmy on ,Pap 5 "A Uberal arta backpound llu llelped me to be open to different options," proclaims Dan Wcrbie, this week's Alumni Profile ................... Check out Pap 6 Author Paula JCaman to speak at UW-~de in honor of Women's History Month ........... See Page 7 This week's Editorial uks the question, "What kind of chancellor does UW-Parkside need for the present andfuture?"-..................... Detailson Page 10 See who Ila decided to voice their gripes in this week's letters to the editor ......................... See Page 10 In this week's Head to Head, Sam and Andy review School of Fish. ................ .Details on Page 12 Campus Police Reports. •• -" .............. Scc Page 14 In The News _____________ Man:......_b~s.1~992 lhur~day f ridoy ~aturaa~ Monday Wedne~da~ •Play: "Tales of the LostFonnicans" 8pm, Communication Arts Theater, $5 students and senior citizens, $6 general admission. •Play: "Tales of the Lost Fonnicans'' 8pm, Communication Arts Theater, $5 students and senior citizens, $6 general admission. •Play: "Tales of the Lost Fonnicans" 4pm matinee & 8pm, Communication Arts Theater, $5 students and senior citiuns, $6 general admission. •FinancialAid Brown Bag Lunch: Lloyd Mueller will discuss the revisions regarding financial aid Noon in WLLC D189 (PASA). •Noon Concert Series featuring the Parkside Wtnd Ensemble, Communication Arts Theater, Free and open to the public. PSGA elections for fall '92 to take place March 11 and 12 .. By: Andy Pad , . .w .. , :· M . : · .• Committee. and the Awanls and ' ' .. ' ning. uncon~tcd for die JIOSIIIOII News Editor ,. ' ,❖ ~. CaemoniesCommittee. Also.she ofV1ce-Prcsidentof PSGA.. 1bcParlcsideStudmtGowm• ·% JmseivedmdelegalefmtbeUnited Aulozzi, a junior business ment Association will be holding Council (President. legislalive af- ~ management and biology double· tbeirannualelcctionforoewoffic- fairs, women's affairs, minority major,twservedasPS0A9C1181(r ersncxtWedncsday,Martb lland affairs). She is running in ordl:z forthepastyear. Hebasaho~OO ThW'Sday. March 12. 1bc ballot "To get SIUdenlS more involved in the Legislative Affairs~ will include sealS for preaidcnt. UW-Parkside's political institu• andtheWomen'sAffairsCommit· vice-president, senar.or (9 aeal!), tion." Sbebelievestbat, "Students ree,andisco-chairofS~AC. ~ SUP AC-at-large (1 seat), and should be able to voice their con- is seeking the office of V11:e-lffll· PUAB-at-large(l seat). Included cemsonthePartsidecampus. Sm- dent''toaddtesslhecoacemsof~ on die ballot will be refC'fflldums dents need to know dWPSGA is a students here at J>artside. I ~ coneeminglhe United Council, lhe place where they can voice their work hard to help any SIIJllemS 111 PSGACoostitution,andthesmot- ., opinionsandgetsomethingdooe." =~ theirconcems." ing policy. teslla Jude Bo"YCe, a 90phomore political Eric Bovee There are currently -:even Running for lhe position of major, bas been a member of Ibo sciencemajor.basbeenamember Tempore of the Senate). and as peop1erunningf(l'nine!ICIIS 11 ~ PSGA President me I ataba Jude PSGA Senate for three years, as of PSGA for four semesters, serv- PSOA Vice-~dent for one. He PSGA Senate. Geoqe Yee. T~ and F.ric Bovee. well as a member of the Disciplin- ing a., a senator for three semesters has served on the Legislative, Sm- Lindblom, Deborah Cud«, Davi Jude,ajunapoliticalscienco ary Conuniw, Min<l'ity Ac1ions (two of them as President Pro dent Services. and Election (as Towle,AmyCtpobianco.S~ Women's History Month Cbair)Committees. Akkinapalli, and Jane Mane Continued from Pqe 1 _ Also,Boveeservedonthesys- Hogan. . tem Wk force for the Student Bill David Towle, junO bisOY search Institute, and the Department of History. 1pm. Panel discussions on housing, raising children, welfare rights and family health will continue throughout the day • from 2:30 t.o 4:4S. A dinner and awards cer• emony will round out the night 1011 will give a lec&ure emided '"Typhoid Mary" Revisited at DOOll in Molinaro 105. Leavitt's books include Brougllt IO Btd: Clrildbtaritag in America (1986), Women and Htal1la ill America (1984), and W'ucoAMMtdicine(1981),amoog OCben. This event is cospoosored by dleWomea'sHisraryMoodlCommiuee. the Lectures and Fme Arts - -- ;;;:...;::-- -- - NMllli Wolfe will lectme on her book Tu Beatlly Mytls on Thursday, March 26. Friday. March Tl will fta&Ure an all-day event. Focuson Women: --WomngTogedleronOurlssues." Registtation for Ibis event begins at noon, with keynote speaker ~ Hoc:m (National Coordina& m of Women in the National Associalion f« die Advancemeni For more information on any of lhese or community events celebrating Women's History Month, contact either the UW-Parkside Women's Center or the Racine Chapecr of the National Organimof Rights, and helped create the and political 1Ciencc ~ document. Bovcebelievessttongly jor, bas served <11 abe ~ in the importance of student input Staff of the Model~- for the running of PSGA: "I will American Sta&CI Sim:e bw, wort bard to fwtha- the cause of ing u chair in 1990 _. _t9'Jl, the Students, and I feel it is my Further he has pstic__.. t,O lapOOSibility as a Student icpre- coUegWe models (NA'IO in I~ senlalivetobeopenandaccessible and Arab League 1991). ~ to all Sbldents. Ifl becomePresi- adamantinhis~.,!. ilis dent I will always try to get a wide Parkside commmtJIY! '1 ... range of Sbldem opinions 10 beta limeforme 10 givemme•.-, serve~ Jq>r~:tA ~ s~." 1 participate in ~~~ub ~ --M-@S.I992 , . It's a lot easier 10 convince them ·when they don't have any food on the table or when they are sharing clothes wilh someone else or when they are wearing Ihe same clothes three days in a row," said Bedford. Galvin said, ''We I~ at fasbionabIethings. pcopJehaveReebot or shoes. Nike shoes on. and what dolheyhave? lwantlhatsboe.but not to go get it that way. they'll ן 100 I: how 10get that q~." Vargas gave a breakdown of gang members inlO three areas. rust are Ihe hanIcore, TIley have been in the gang the longest and frequently are in and out of jail. unemployed and involved witb drugs. Regular members are 14·17 yean old and have a1ready been initiaIM inlO Ibe gang. Tbey tend to beIp "hardcore" gang members. Claimers, associates. or 'want to be·s·11·13yearso1d. 'lbe8e)'llUllll' lIl.erS are not oflicia11y members of the gang. butlhey act like orcJaim to be from the gang. Fourth. Ihe poIentia1s or 'could be's' are younglIl.erSwhoaregeuingcloseto an age wbae lhey might decide to join a gang. live close to an area wbae tbete are gangs or have a family member who is involved wilhgangs. Vargas asked. "Why are lhey choosing sides? Whose figllting whom?" He explained that we are divided inlO two nations- left and righL TIle right isca1led a six point star-nalion, BJackOangstm Dis· ciples nation. The left is a five point-star nation, a Folks nation. TlleyidentifyeverylhinglOtheright whetberitis hatlOlheright, a pants leg roUed upon tbe right, or agJove on the right hand. Colors are in· volved also. The battle is against the Folks nation. "This is whete Ihebelt1estarts. lbat'swhyyou hearonegangfigllt. ing against lIlIOt1Ic'I gang because of their nation. Someone wears something to tbe left or sometbing to Ihe right or they disrespect their nation. One guy wouididentify his bands poinIM down. and the olber guy wouJd say your gang is nothing withoIl saying a word. Your gang is nothing; that's showing disrespecL" "'lbese kids have 110 families. Their gang affiliation gives them that _ ofbeing loved as well as being important," Gavin said. "When we see kids who have their hat tilled, we don't necmL' i1ymadtlhemasagangmember.lt is rea1 im)lOJtLlt that you don't give tbeIe kids Ihat kind of pain," said Vargas. Vargas said it is necessary to COIItbI_ 011.... Campus News 'fmtRANcu Nns. Page 3 Local community leader speaks on gang characteristics " Latelllll N.Jude NewlEditor Gang characteristics was dis· cussed by three community WllI1c. era from Kenosha, Racine. Ltd Milwaube 00 Febn&y 28. 1992. "Glmgs: A Dangerous Alti· tude?" was discusaed by Gary Vargas, atbIeticdilectorforUDiIM Community Cent« in Milwaukee, HankGalvin.youIhOU1le8Chcoor. dinalor for Ihe Community Impact Program in Kenosha, and Deanis Bedfmd, lOCial worm for Ihe DepanmeDt of Social Services in Kenosha. Vargas explainecl five diffec· ent types of gangs. "1bat lilt1e formatioo toprotecttbeirown lilt1e neighbolhood or their own little group against LtyoDe who is COllI· ing up from Chicago. lbat type gang is starting to becomeaterritorial gang after a while." According 10Vargas tbete are fivetypesofgangs. ConfJictgangs . figIIt and mDintain a repulatioo for 1OOghness. Social gangs arerecreational PUlllits and acceptances of small groups of friends. Criminal gangs are in itfor Ihe money while social intersction is a secondary factor. Drug·using gangs tend to cease after awhile. Religious or cultgangs inc1udesatanic worshipping. Vargas asked, "Why are kids forming? They want 10belong to sometbing whetber it·s negative or positive; it's sometbing lhey can identify .wilh. These kids are at a vecy impressiooable age and lhey arelookingforsometbing. Mostof their fwiJies aredisfunctiona1, but yet lhey'U live in Ihe wmt neigh. . bodIoods. TIley need sometbing. and they Will mimic whateverloob good, " said Vargas. Vargas abo explainecl a gang memberprofiJeashaving"owse!f esteem, a Jack ofbelOll&ing. afrag. menIM family strueblle, and fami· lies who are lIIleDIJlIoyedor unem· pJoyabIe. TIley are anxiOlD. angry. dislnlStfu1 of authority figures, of dependent on a1cobol or otber drugs. and victims ofsomeform of abuse." Bedford said Ihat a lot ofkids get into Ihe gLtgs for economic reasons. "Tbey get fooled into thiJWng that's the lllI1y way lhey can mate iL Money Joob good. Bedfordsaidlhatlhecitieswho lIddIessed their gang problem ear· Iiec are Ihe ooes who are doing a better job of cootrolling iL "Racinesawprobleotsin 1981, but too mLty people who had Ibe powec 10 speak said ·no. we dem't have a probl~' Racine's pr0blem never went away; they chose not 10 address it, and decided in· stead to invest money in Ihe Dew Marina, " said Bedford. Vargas agreed that people in Racine did ignore the problem. witbout knowing what they Wete dealing with. "They probably tbought it was a had neighborhood or a bad group of people coming through, Ltd they swept it under the rog. thinking that it wouldn't sweep up 10this monstet. Ult1edid they know that it was a time bomb and Ihe signs were tbete." BedfordsaidlhatEVLlSIODhas swted agang squad tl!ere that will last II years and that tbey swted it because lhey knewlhey had a pr0blem. ''We talked 10 Ihe people in Evanston. People in Racine had already talked 10these people and found outfrom lhem what hadhappened. "Tbeknowledgecomingin is not something tbey justcreaJed." Bedford said that Ihe pr0blem is Ihat people fail 10acknowledge their problem. and now some cities are cn:ating gang squads to combat gang problems. "We started out wiIh a $15,000 program. and we'rein Ihe process now of deciding on a $100.000 grant from lhestatethat willpush us avec $300.000." said Bedford. Galvin added, " Last ye.- our budget was $74,000 and we sec· viced avec 200,000 high-risk kids who wete affi1iated wilh gangs. We had the smallest county budget per JlI"OBIlIIII of its sort in Kenosha County and serviced a lot sma1lec COIItbIlIed 011'" 7 selves from otbecforeesdesiringto takecootrol Bedford said that we now have a role reversal. "We have a few white gangs. and some of lhem have developed to hold their grounds to keep IheHispanics and Blacks from dominating." Bedford said lhat Ihe unem· ployment and economic silUation affected minority communities. People were not getting jobs, not slaying employed, so tbey s1aIted going 10 the streets and making money illegally. Acconling to Bedford. lite development of gangs as lhey exist now swted in tbe early 195O's in ~ wilh the Black OangSler Disciples and tbe Vice Lords. among oIhers. "Kenosha gangs swted surfacingasamajorproblem by 1982. Before that time we always a had gang members 'laying low.' We had a heavy migration between 1983 and 1985. wilh gang memo bers coming from Gary lndiana, Waukegan. Chicago. Puerto Rico. and Mexico. They wete looking for a better life. beltet homes, and better silUations." Bedford said Bedford stressed that a lot of problems came up at Ihistime. and that Ihis is when be started s1aIted seeing Ihe gang delinquency type of behavior evolving. Gangs Wete COIIImitting crime and beating up people. "One tbing that we have had going against us that has always been a fallon: is when we start taI1dng about COUDlellICtinggang problems. rust, the community has to recognize that tbeteis a gang problem. Second, people ~t 10 compare their problem 10Chicago and Milwaukee, adopt Ihe attibJde that 'they have the problem and not us' and tum their head and ignore iL Racine is a perfcct example of that,M said Bedford. • , • - • • ... , .• r •• ,-, _;.:. ·~ ":"'iiiiiOi__ """"':======~':'.===:::::;:=~~~;:=::iii;;~:::: ~~~ Gangs:A rapidly increasing problem in local communities The history of gangs " L.... • N.JlIlIe NewlEditor OIIRiday.Fe1Jruary28th.three CCJII""'Dlty wortas discussed the "EvoIuIioD of Gq Activity" in KaabI. Racine, Milwaukee and , ()iI:IIO. 'lbe lecture focused 00 die JIIllbIcmI wiIh gang activity lidwbltcommunities are doing 10 JIIO'idO a1Iemative activities for )'OIIII"ISG. IqI: A Dangerous Anililiie?" was diacussed by Gary V..... llbleticdirector for United ~ Ceotet in Milwaukee. L.o."""'--'-='-"'J~w1l: "" "'" HlatOalvin, yooIh outreaeIt cooe- Dellll1llledford, Gary VlII'JIlII, aDd IIaDk Ga1vIa ' diI8fIlr Ibe Community Impact PtopIm in Kenosha, and Dennis BedIiId, IOCiaI WllI1cec for Ihe 1* pdDelIt of Social Services in KIIMI!w "Oar pIJlClIe bae is to make pellIlIe __ of Ihe what's going OR with tbe gang problem in IeaoIba IDd in Racine." said VIIPL VIIJlIS, who has been working in Ibe field 14 years, said tbat !be JlIIlPlIO was to educate people and let diem bow that it is not only . ... problem, but it is evayone's IIIu1JIem aad if they don't get Ihis --ae 0Ul they could loose ev· C1ybody • colleges. churches, !dIooIs,PIIlilIts. COIIImunity agencies, federaJ government· every' ODe. Bedford stated tbat gangs did IIOtjustSllWtm:ent1y. but that;!bey have been around for a loog time. InlXlkc 10llllderstand the problem inICenosba and Racine one has to lootalbeprobleminChicago. "In llUrJae8ldl, we have 1eamed that Ibe ICenosba problem was centeted in migtItion from Chicago. Simi- *Iy. in Racine•.•. tbe majority of the problem has been created through immigration from EVIDStoa. Milwaukee. and Chi· ClIO," said Bedford. Bedford refmed to the book, ~,. oflM Gangs. published SIX yean lIIO by • Chicago native. W!Ien speaking of the Chicago 8IDgs. In the early 1900's, there ~ 110 bJack or minority gangs in Chicago, TIle Irish. Polish. and 11I1ians. who fought ovec rerritory IlId illegal profits of the streets IIICh as gambling, prostitution and alcohol, constituted tbe major 8IDgs. Early in the 194O's, many peopIemiaraledfrom lhesoutb into 0Iicag0. BJack gangs developed ClIIt of tbe Deed to poteet them· ~5.1992 - Campus News TmtRANGnNns . Page3 Gangs: A rapidly inc reasing problem in local communities The history of gangs 1,1 .... ,-.-..Jade NewlEdltor ()aftiday,February2&h. lhree __,icy wamn · lhc '!wluliml ol Gang Activity" in ~ ltlcinc. Millwaw.ee and Qic110. 1be lecbe focused on ll.;;;,..,~r-~, die p,oblaDI with gang lelivity 111w111tcomm · · are doingro po,ido abemllive aclivities for youdll, -Ganp: A Dangerous Anillder WII diJcussed by Gary Vap1.11Mmcdirec forUnilecl ....._........_ _ ...__~..;:. Comnnrity Caller in Milwaw.cc, HllkGllvin, )'ODlb 0t111each coor• clilllllrfarlbe Commwlity Impact Plogla in ICmosha. and Dennis Bedbd. ICJCial womr tor lhc Dc-Jllllmellt or Social s rv· in JCeaw "Os p1p01C hen is IO make people aware oC the w • g ing oa widl die gang probl m in leaotlla and in Rac ine." ·c1 Varps. V11111twhobubeen oddng iD die field 14 years. ' d the pllp)IO WUIDecb:lle peop and let 11m bow that it . not only limpoblem, but it is CVCl)'ODC'S pdlan and if they doo ' t et this IIILWlp oat Ibey could l~ CV• e,ybody - colleges, churches, IChools.parent1. comm unity enc: ies. federal govemm ent • every. oae. Bedford stated that gangs did not,iust11st~lly, but ~they have been around for a loog time. In cider' lo understand the problem in ICmosba 111d Racine one has to lmtalbeproblemin Chicago . .. In Ollrl'Cltatb. wc have learned that Ille kmosba poblem was centm:d in mipion from Oucago. Simi• lafy m' D....!-- •'-- • 'ty of t -U~1, ., U K' ID8JOl1 tbe problem has been c reated through immigration from EY111Stoa, Milwaukee, and Cbicaao,• said Bedford. Bedford refetred 10 the boot, ~lion of t"4 Gangs. published Ill )'ell's 880 by a Chicago native, Wbea apeating of the Chicago IIDp. In die early 1900's. there were no blact or minority gangs in Oucaao. The Irish, Polisb, and ltaliaas, who fought over rerrilory IDd iUep1 profits of the stteelS IDCb 8.1 gabling, prostilutioo and alcohol, constituted the major IIDp. Early in the 1940's, many peoplemigraredfrom lhesoulb inlD Chicago. Blact gangs developed - of Ibo need to pocect themn....,.,,_,,._ .,. Deuis Bedford, Gary v......, ud Huk Glhia selves from oeber!OtteSdesiring to Bedford said lbattbecitieswbo lake cootrol. Bedford said that we addressed their gang problem earnow have a role ~versal. "We lier are the ones who are doing a have a few white gangs, and some better job of conb'Olling it of them have developed to hold °"Racinesawpoblemsin 1981, tbeirgroundstokeeptheHispanics but IOo many people who bad lhe and Blacks from dominating." powa to~ said •no, we don't Bedford said that the unem - have a prob~.' Racine's probployment and economic situation lem never went away; they chose affected minority communities. not to address it, and decided in• People ere not getting jobs, not stead to invest money in lhe new staying employed. so they SW1ed Marina," said Bedford. going to the streets and makin g Vargas agreed that people in money illegally. Racine did ignore the problem, According IO Bedford. the de- wilhout knowing what lhey were velopment of gangs as they exist dealing with. "They probably now staned in the early 1950's in tboughtitwasabadneighborhood ~ widt the Black Gangster or a bad group of people coming Disci ples and the Vice Lords, through, and they swept it under among others. the rug. lhinking that it wouldn't 11Keoosha gangs started sur- sweepuptothismonsta.Liulcdid facing amaj(rproblem by 1982. they know that it was a time bomb Before lba1 time we always a had and die signs were there." gang members 'laying low! We BedfooisaidtbatEvanstonhas had a heavy migration between started a gang squad~ that will 1983 and 1985, widt gang mem- last 11 years and that they saarted it bets coming from Gary Indiana. bcc8U!etheyknewtbeybadaprob- Waukegan, Chicago, Puerto Rico, lem. ''We talked ro the people in and Mexico. They were lookin g Evanston. People in Racine bad for a better life, bcaa homes, and already l8lkcd ro these people aid better situations." Bedford sai d. found out from them what bad hap- Bedford stressed that a lot of pened. "Theknowledgecomingin problems came up at this time , and is not 80fflCdling they just created" that this is when be started scaned Bedford said that the probseeing the gan g delinq ue ncy type lem is that people fail to acknowlof behavior evolving. Gangs were edge lheir problem, and now some committing crime and beating up cities are crealing gang squads to l combat gang problems. "We pcop e. •'One thing that we have bad Slll'tCd out with a $15,000 progoing against us that has always lfllll, and wc 're in lhe process now been a failure is when we start of deciding on a $100,000 grant talking about counreracting gang fromtbestatcthatwillpusbusover problems. FJJSt. die community $300,000," said Bedford. has rorecogniu dtattbereisagang Galvin added." I.mt Yell our problem. Second, people wan. t ro budget was $74,000 md we a• .:.....a ,,,.,er 200,000 hi...,-rist kids compR their problem to Oaicago Y-.U VT 6" and Milwaukee. adopt the attiblde wbo wae affilialtd with gangs. tbat'tbeyhavcdleproblemandnot Webaddlesmallestcountybudgct us• and tum rbcir head and ignore pa- posram of its sort in Kenosha iL Racine is a pafect eumple of Comly and serviced a lot smaller Iba&. .. said Bedford. c ........... 7 Local community leader speaks on gang characteristics It's a lot r.asier ro convince than when they don't have any food on lhe table or when they are sharing clolbes with someone else er when they are wearing die same clothes three days in a row," said Bedfcrd. Galvinsaid. "Welookatfubionablelhings, peoplebaveReebot By.._,., N. Jade or shoes, Nike shoes on, and what News Editor do Ibey have? I want tbatsboe, but Gang cbaracteristics was dis- not to So get it dial way, they'll CUiied by three community wort- loot how to get that quieter." en from Kenosha. Racine, and Vargu gave a breakdown of Milwaukee on Fcbraay 28, 1992. png members into dlrec areas. "Oanp: A Dmgerous Am- First are lhe hardcore, They have tilde?" was discussed by Gary been in tbe gang the longest and Varps.adlleticdirecrorforUnited m,quently are in and out of jail, Community Centtll in Milwaukee, unemployed and involved with Hant Galvin, youlb OUlrelcb coor- drugs. Regular members are 14-17 dinator fer lhe Community Impact years old and have already been Progran in J(enow, and Dennis wdawt into 111e gang. They 1e11c1 Bedford. social worm fer die De- ID help '"hardcore" gang members. panment of Social Services in Claimers, assoclala. er •want to Kenosha. bc's' 11-13yearsold. Tbeaeyoung- Varps explained five differ• attn are not oflicially members of eot types of gangs. "That little the gang, but Ibey act like or claim formationroproeccttheirownlialc ID be from the gang. Fourth, the neighborhood or their own little potentials or '(X)U}cl be's' are group against anyone who is com- )'Oml8Slen wboaregetlingclose to ing up from Chicago. That type an age where Ibey might decide to gangisstaningtobecomeaterrito- join a gang, live close roan area rial gang after a while." where there are gangs or have a According to Vargas there are family member wbo is involved five types of gangs. Cmflictgangs with pop. fight and mainlain a reputation fer Vargu asked, •"Why are Ibey toughness. Social gangs are recrc- choosing sides? Whose fighting alional no,fltit. and Arr__,_,._ of whom?" He explained that we are small groupsr--of fri;;r~ divided into two nalions- left and ft"hL 1berightiscalleclasixpoint gangs are in it for lhe money while ·"P social inttlaction is a secondary star-118b011. Black Gangsters Disfactor. Drug-using gangs tend to ciples nation. The left is a five cease after awhile. Religi"ous or point-SW' nation, a Folks nation. Theyiden.;r..--....~ .... rotheright cult gangs include satanic worship- ... ,..,n .. ,u ... "6 · whetheritisbatrotberight.apants pmg. Vargas mted. "Why are kids legrolleduponthcright.oraglove forming? lbey want to belong IO on the right hand. Colon are insomething whether it's negative or volved also. 1be battle is against positive; it's something Ibey can die F~':!,:.Clbebaalesaans. identify with. These kids are at a very impessionable age and Ibey 'lbal'swbyyoubearooegangfightarelootingforsometbing. Mostof ing ~ ~ gang because theirfaniliesaredisfunctional.but of thear naooo. Someone wears yet lhey'll live in lhe went neigh- · something to lhe left or somedling borboods. They need something to the right or they disrespect their mdtheywillmimic wbaltverloob nation. ~ guy would identify bis good." said Vargas. bmds poinled down, and the olber Vargas also explained a gang ~~say~ gang is nodlmemberprofileubaving .. lowself IDI ~~•a~ Y~ esteem,alackofbelonging,aJiag• ~ L1 ~ dials sboWIDI mented family SlrUCture. and fami- disrespect. lies who are unemployed or unem- _""These kids_ ~ve ~ families. ployable. 1bey .-e mxious angry 1be11 gang affilialioa pea them disarustful of audlority - oi ~~olbe~ •ave:ct• ~ as dependent on alcohol or ocher being ilDpOl1lll. Gavin said. drup and viclimsof someform of ""When we see kids wbo have llbme• • dleir bat tihed. we don't necessar- Bedford said dial I lot of kids ily matt dlemaagana member. It pt inro the gangs for economic ~ real ~ ~ you ~•! reasons. "They pl fooled inlO give lbe9e kids lhlt kind of pam, drinlring dial's the only way Ibey said Varps. • . can mate iL Money loots good. Vargas said it IS necessary IO Caallallld • ... I Scholarship growth spells success for university re2~~~01.Kilkex. By Gwm Heller affain,Kiltowneesallaspectsof pressed theimporumceofJaDain. Mpuglna Editor thedivisionincl~gbudgeUI~an- ing a scholar in a libeJaI ICIlSe of Editor's Note: 1MfolltTwi1l, agemenl, supemston of a ome- the wool by deve\opiDg an 1IIIder. iIIloYiew willi UW-Ptriside As- membec staff, and re:rommenda- standing ofpbilanthropy inAmerj. sisttIIIl Clriw:ellor of Ultiversily lionandsuppcrtofpolicydevelop- can culture. RelatiollS Marilylt FOSler Kirk is menL. "Is the third sector really dif. IIUt itr aseries 011 1MadmiIIisIra- KiltalsocollaboraleSclosely ferent? What is the IOleofthe do1lat 1M lllliversily. Key admi1l- with the .uw-Parksi~ ~nevolent profitOQlanizatiOllIlldaYand:::; istratorsCfJIIdid/ydetQjIIMiropi~- Fo~~,~~wbose future?" Kilt asked. "The chal- ;OIlS 011 campus issues, relate IMIT sole ~ISS~ IS to IlI1SCmoney for lenging, stimulating queslioo reo experiefICes as edllcators, and of- the umVClS1ty. . mains forstudentsofhigbereduca. fer~ghlwoIMirpers01llJlaspi- . . ~wenty-ooe CEO's, retired lion: Where should higbereducarauons and goals. individuals,and~efrom tion be going? ~ is no Iiltle In addition to the mission of the Kenosha and Racme ~ have formula' it is a much bigg providingaquaIityeducationaI~x- represen~large~onsand signific~t issue." er,~ perience at the university level, 10- commumty organizaliOOs as part Kirk intends to reDIPin . . teraelion and communication with of the foundation since its incep- .. munt· the surrounding region and the lion in 1986. It's initial purpose v~ty relau?ns, but possibly~ a alumni who attmded are essential was to organize funds for UW _ differen.tsetung. Her ~!Dfor the success of any institution. Plubide's housing project, since terests mc~~ ~, ClOSSUW- Putside welcomed stale funds couJd not be used for chasOlDltryspecia~l~CgXafIlfionrit''y'm' ~ MarilynFosla'KiltinMayofl987 _ JeSidma: bal1s. ~ ....c as the university's first assistant The 20th Annivenary _ .m~candenJOYSsmgmgm~bmch <:bancel1or of univmity reJations. Fundraising Campaign, which was A"' ....... t CllallCeDor of Uniftnity Reladons MarilyD Foster KIrk cbous. She.attends the Lync Op- A variety of positions and experi_ spcIISOI"edbytbeBaJevoleotFouu- trend toward this type of scholar- venity cares about its gradualeS. era, the Milwaukee .Sympbony ence in development at universi- dPtion,basprovidedtbeuniversity ship is beneficial to the student TheinmgeofUW-Parkside~WS Orchestra, and the CbicPIlSym. ties tbrougbout tbe Midwest gave widl $1.2 mjllim The majority of because it is automalica1ly renew- and so does the value of thell' de- phmy Orchestra. In the - Kilt the cmIentia1s necesszuj to these funds have been used for able. grees,"Kiltsaid. "Iberearetbose she~njo~s~~m~~ establisbaoewunivenityreIations academic and minority scholar- "Tuition always goes up. so who are proud of their UW -ParI<- val 10 IllinOiS. KiJk, 46,11III8Iried programflX'theyoutbfuI,butgrow- ships. Money was also used to theamountofscboIarsbipshaveto side degrees and others who aren'L and is the~~of~girIs. ing institution. support the Wisconsin Distin- increase," Kilt said. "We have to Seeking quality and excellence in- According to ~ thellllJlCl· Before arriving at UW-Parlt- guisbedProfessorsbipAward. Two be competitive for top-flight stu- creases tbaL" lance of undersl8llding the ed1Jca. sideKilt was the director of devel- UW·Plubide professors have re- dents by upping the ante." University Relations works tional mission and thecommibDeol opment at Garrett-Evangelical ceivedthissyslem-wideprestigious Inadditiontoencowagingnew with the UW-Parkside Alumni to administration are insIrumenll1 TbeoIogicaI Semiutuy inEvanston, honor: Dr. George Penlikaris, en- and continuing students to attend Association, a non-profit organi- for a successful career in bighl:r IDinois.Intbeearly80'sshesc:rved giDeering and Dr. Chong-Maw UW-Parl<side through lucrative zalion,and will continue to do so in educationmanagemenL as lbe director of development for Cbeu. bkllogy. Furthermore,alec- scbolarships, University Relations an effort to expand the communi- The image of the unhasity tbe Kansas State HislDrica1 Soci- servesasanintennediarybetween cation with former SlUdents. One hasimprovedsignificandyovtrlbe ely in Topeka where she collabo- "In 1988 we gave away alumni and the univenity. The way thatKiltbopes to targetgradu- last five years. '"The iJn&&e hal rated llII a museum c:onstnx:tion department is currently conduct- aleSisthroughPerspective,anew grown in the commlllity," KiJt project. Prior to that IGrIt held a $46,000 in scholarships. ing asurvey of7,OOOUW-Parkside publication that features briefs on said. variety of positillllS It Wesunar "This spring we will dis- alumni to gain an undelstanding of alumni, alumni news, and focuses In personal inlaViews wilh CoI1ege,aschoolofl.l00students. tribute $98,000 to eli· what the relationship between llII campus programs such as the members oflbe BenevoIeolFoun' inLeMan,Iowa. Afterservingas gible recipients." alumniandtheiruniversityshould ParbideVoIunteerProgram. The dation.IGrItIeamedthatUW-1'sIt· assistant dean of students for two be. This is the first time a survey magazine is produced three times a side gradualeS have proven 10be years, IGrIt became vice president MuiI,. Foster KIrk has been addressed to alumni and year by the university's public re- importantassetsandCiibtiPlIeal1- of student affairs and taught pay- the results will be reviewed by fac- 1ations coonIinator, Jan Nowak. CIS in the local wakfilce. cbology. tulesrrlesintbe8Ciencefieidswas ulty, staff. and alumni in the com- Higbereducationandcommu- "We are measured by !bell:' "The President of Westmar sUpported through these funds - ingntontbs. nityinvolvementformasymbiotic complishmentsofonraIumDiwbo CoDege was p menllll' for me and which were coIIec:tl:d overP fonr "We want to lake alumni rela- ba1ance in university relations and are beginning to esllIbIisb 1heIII' taught me a lot about coDege ad- year period from 1988-1991. dons very seriously and look at providetheunivenitywithanotber Continued .... 14 minislnltiOll," said Kirk. "He told Al:conIing to Kilt, the Uni- what types of programs can me that every college adminislrP- vasity Relations is gearing up for SlreIIgtben therelationsbip between tor sbouId be an educator and have the 25th Anniversary Fundraising the university and alumni," Kirk tbe experience of teaching. What- CPmppign with a goel of$2·3 mil- said. ''Ourpbilosophy is to use this ever yon do in adminislration, you lion. task to create and cultivate a conhave to have a pPssion and com- The ~ in scbolarsbip stituency that will last over time in rnitmeDt to education. I believe growth is one of the ntoSt signifi- service to the university." thatitisverYimportantforaperson cant successes of the university Kilt explained that suchrelato love administration as a tePdIer relations division. "In 1988 we dons between alumni, the commuwouId love teaching. Being at- gave away 546.000 in scholar- nity. and the university have a tIlItled to the SI8lWland the salaries ships," Kilt said. "This spring we mutually beneficial effeeL The are tbe wrong reasons to want to be will disaribute $98,000 to eligible satisfied UW -Parkside graduate is an administnltor. They may be recipialrs. " the best form of adveltising for the some of tbe mL'lOIIS, provided that _ Endowed scboIarsbips have university. The return of that loyyou have otber pn:RQUisites. " grown in numbers over the 1aslfew alty speaks positively of a satisfied TheuniversityreIationso~ years. -n.e:seare renewable for up cilstomer. By cultivating relationspcarIteads several key aspects of to four yean for a student who ships with former students in the campus administration including continues to excel academicaI1y. communityandbusinessworld,the fundraising,alumnirelations,pub- The money that is aWlKlledto tbe university is at a financilI1 advan- Iications, and publicrelations. Like student is .-:tually the interest col- lage as well. ber~" instudentandfisca1 leered on the endowmenL The ''1bere is a sense that theuni- I 1\ March 5,19-92 Assistant Chancellor Marilyn Foster Kirk'i Education At a Glance B.A. Kansas Wesleyan University, Salina, Kansas; English, magna cum laude, 1968. MEd University of Oklahoma, Norman; counseling, 1970;additional graduate study inpsychology and human relations, summer 1974. University of Kansas, lAwrence; doctoral student in educational administration and policy studies, 1982 and 1983. - Assistant Chancellor Marilyn Foster Kirk'• Education At a Glance B.A. Kansas Wesleyan University, Salina, Kansas; English, magna cum laude, 1968. MEd University of Oklahoma, Norman; ~unseling, 1970; additional graduate study m psychology and human relations, summer 1974. University of Kansas, Lawrence; doctoral student in educational administration and policy studies, 1982 and 1983. .... ~5, 1992 Campus News THIl1tANGa NEWs,Page S SPRING BREAKTANNING SALE ~C<._ ~ HAll WOO, TANNINGCENIEJ ~I 10sessions .. $35 I 115 8esslons .. $45 I I 3 Months Unlimited I I Sessions $100 I L;~~~'=.:!~!,~ - J PlEASE MENTION AD WflEN QiCmr 3519 52nd Street 654-6154 Garrett returns to UW-Parkside \ I 20% DISCOUNT Clip &: Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D.required. Must present ad and 1.0. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler , • f •• I " ••••• ...=..,..:::::~===~=~- ,--s.1992 Campus News Neiworking making computer users' lives easier ly O..U Clam be networked. .. commented Datta. stairs and me it wilbout · Newnniter "'So that is going to double it (the Slairsandcbttkingitout, ~sa':: By Sneeta AkktMpaDI size} 8l Jea.,t." IJe al- ....,._, •--- ..._ -• News Writer 0 ..... - uw ~!.L. n.&.-... ··--A • - - -- u~ ... Sbeni Garrell is lbe new adA - ·caaa.:u..-; VWCI" PWD include the addi- "-• wilb lbe oonn--...._ -z ... . ...a- ao - and much don of h:..1. """""' ----1"'941-..,...,.. \A UK; mioillnlli\'Cspecialistforpre<ol- 11W, _.. -. a new "'6"-JJOwt.red lab in connnm- ---..t.-...-an ..-1n1 lhlD before a Molinaro us --w ..--.--.....-- Jegepro1p·111111tlbeUnivasitym - ,u-•- .,..,,..__ · e'ie Selling all increue in IIDClent suppart. "We Wisconsin-Parkside. Garrett _.aralDlllift necwocting ef- ~f.qU.ipmentforlbat," arehiringmmeknowledgtabieSIU- graduated from UW-Partside in 11n iiderllbll recently. When said Datta. "Over a two-year pe. dents wbo will be available for 1989 wilb a becbelor mans de- • • •d. ID individual rermi- riod we should end up with 2S semi-tutoringinspecific baiccom- gree in communication and IDCi- .,_caapm will be linked to the machines in thrze,andthemacbines putingacieacecounes, "Daaasaid. oJogy • • Ii fufllMI dial are ll lhc are going to be 486's wilb a lot of "'These lhidems will have been Garrea believes la degree -•Pabide's computer • IDelDOlyandJotsmneatsoftware," through those courses and will be incommunicationhasbelpedber • he added cnthusiasticany. able to help on a more in-depth communicale with different elh- -n. llllill'inlfltwmlk:inll! Datta says that although most level lban the cmrent Sbldent Slaff Die groups. Garrett belieYeS hav- W IC,.. of ID our mac · is computers on campus are con- we have." inggoodcooununicalionskillsare Tm RANGD Nl'flt'S, Page S Garrett returns to UW-Parkside lleill equded greatly," aid necrcd to the network, some are However, lbese benefi11 give very imponant in today's society Dmd DIii. UW- ·c1c com- not. However, he considers full onlyasmalJindic:ationoftheacq,e becameyound...1 ... ,.withmany "By studying different ._.,._ apecialisL This • cooneclioo to be a goal. of the changes that have occurred. diverse groups.; says "ev• courses relating to diversity me .,... ..,, it ~ble to These changes are not trivial '"Thosearethcsuperlicialchanges. erything you do is communica- is able 10 undersland why thinp • • alillbmea from ones. and any student who uses said Daua. adding lbat, .. under. tioo." are lbe way Ibey an inslead of -, - • illll OD camll)IJS. computers on campus is likely to nealb there's a whole lot going on As an administralion spe- judging them." said Oarreu. New IIIIHf-tbe- equip- be affected by them. to cause lhese changes to occur." cialist the main focus is to build Garrett plans on Slaying at UW- -• IIID being added. ~ For example, studenb can ac- ·Networking bas also made it scboolandSIUdentliaison between Parbidc Cffll aft« c:omplcling JC l!Pebecnrq,laccd ces., the mainframes much mcxe euierforCOIIIJJUltnatParbideto theuniversity,lbepMaltS.lbesm- lltlmastasdegree. _....,.., · "com- ea.,iJy and efficiently now. "'The connect wilb lbe outside world. dents and the scbool Garrea's Oarreubasworbdasmem• .-1 DlaL "-iwo of aro HU1.Ka11C8D now go into any one of Through lbelntanetnetwcn,com- main focus is young people. She ployment coordinator for the Clllllllynmiog, and one is in the our labs and acces., any me of our puters connecled with lbe main- wanas to see the "most in need" Soulhearem Wisconsin Private )lllmaflleinc installed." mainframes." said Datta. "'The framesatParksidecanaccessOlber population (welfare rccipien11, Indmll'y Council. One of her na tiDd m upgradin bas wort- done on mainframes is a Jot machines around lhe globe. handicapped. and adjudicaled projects was to negotiare and de- _.,..._ growth. The com- faster because the machines have This technology bu various youth) get a fair chance in educa- velop internships between the ,-.,_ OD cam is about beenrq,laced..-ithwtermachines applications.1belibrary is going lion. Garrett believes the educa- privare sectm" and job rraining --a. dmel •-than it only oeYtU machines." to have some of their machines in lion propam is the most pogram partnership act. Gamu also ~,_..;.~ · · the next Datta adds lbat students often tbecardcaaalogmeaaccessingolber because today's teachers are warted for lbe Lincoln Neightwo ,_. lbe lile · e.xl)CCU:ia to do not need to worry about check- eanl'catalogs. So right now you tanonow's future. ""It is impor- borboodCommunityCenta-asa dlllllle. ing out software anymore because could Jog into. for example, UW- ·1a11, for education majors to be director of youth services. Her ~ m lbe plan., Olan- most of the commonly used soft- Madison's card C8lalog and see if edllcaled in lbe diwne poups so dudes included facilitating alar Xlpla IDCIICioned year ware .iJ now all on die networt. they ha~ a boot. It's \U)' fast,'" Ibey are able "!. undelstm~ their clmes and seminars to provide ..._,flcultyc:ffiocwollld "Anybody can just come down• Datta said. t..:stude==nts=-=beU=nez=:..• ..:Garrett.::.:.::.:.:..:.:S1J_d. __ --:-__ c_oa_dn_ued_to_Pa_g_e~ 6 Center for International Studies welcomes students on Brazil trip . . C. Sldey NeWIWrlca- 'Dle Cc:atcr fer lnlc.ltnabonal SbdelaUW-Panide is co-sponlllriag a lrip ID Brazil wilb the Uahasky m Wbconsin-Milwaube. Any IIDdcnt regisrcrcd at eidler WIiily or faculty can Pll'dcipaae in lhe three-week came. Stuc1en11 will uavel to the city cl Fonaleza in the Nortbeastem -fl Can, Brazil Tbe inlen· - come sc:bedu1e includes a Qllf+lalion of seminars, OD•site Yilill to local places and a lrip inro Ille interior of the Slate. The first llalf of lhe lrip will concentta1e 00 Ille lelllinan covering .. Brazilian Values and Assmnptions:" "BrazilianRegionalism;" .. The Growth IDd Development of Fmaleza;" '1be F.conomy of Brazil;" "Brazilian Politics" • regional and local; Brazilan and local "Religion IDdPopu)ar Cultme ... The second ~ of the lrip focuses on a bandson experience widl escated visici to 1ocaJ indmb'ies, musemns, a lpiritistcemer,govcmmentoffices. lbe l'nivemty. primary and secOlldar) schools. and to a squatter · twbaethestudeotswill 1belX'OPllllfeeis$28SO,in- panure ma Milwdee and re- 1DUD1tylifeand~mFmtale7.a ~ · · Judin the 3 credilS of IUition and bning on Juae 11th. and otber locations m die stse of ~ 1': a Thecom_m~ ~trip g_ airfairfromMilwaukee, Studentswillbeprovidedwilb Cara. . . ..._. c ses_,.,_ &... . --.. ... dislinctive inlerPmonal apen- For more infmnadon - informal visits to craft martet.1. double OCC!JlmJCY lodging. Ullwla • • • ·-- • • • can anisian fairs and a trip tolhebeacb fastand~mealsandall~ ~bycooibmmg~~~ ~~ ~ ~eld · · the .inte,- transpor1abOllandttansf'en m Bra- wub exposure to -..a ...,.._., • before the six day tnp ~ ii 1 . three- eek program government and rcligioos activi- in lheCalt.erfm hJtanMicnalSIIJd. riorwhich includes Caninde. Ipu, z ·. ! 18 a May~81b with de- ties,uwellasotberaspectofoom- ies.Moln.275mpbone595-2701. Serra Grande and SorbaL beginning on SPRING BREAK TANNING SALE . . rltNIS 11~tiQ•ji•Q•8 .. I 10 Sessions •• $35 : : 15 Sessions,, $45 I 1 3 Months Unlimited 1 I Sessions $100 I L-'!~ ~ :f.~1;! _ J PlEASE MEMTONAD WHDl =cm· 3519 52nd Street ()54-6154 20% DISCOUNT Clip & So, Tllis Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Feature March 5, 1992 TIIIlRANGa NIWS, Page 6 Alumni Profile DanWerbie 1982 Bachelor of Arts Political SCience Alumni: Graduated: Degree: Mlqor: . Present job: Werbie is a program analyst for the Unillld StaleS Environmental Protection Agency where he dea1s with the policy aspeCIS of environmental protection. He is worldngwith canadaandtheGreat Lakes staleS 10 create a five year strategy 10 reduce toxic loading inlOthe Great Lakes. Werbie's partin Ibis project is 10 gather all databases and files which deal with IOxicloading. He !benchecks !be status of that information 10 see how the different types of data can be compiled inlO a base of infonnation that can be utilized by !bose invo!¥¢ in the projecL This is the beginning of !be formation of a policy. Werbieisalsoamemberofthe Post graduate work: slJalegic planning commiuee that Werbie obtained a Master's investigates ways environmental degree in Public Administration in r=_======================ii--------!..~inf:onna:u:.o:n~has:.bee:n:.:ga:th:ered:~in:' December of 1985 from Paltside. AIlE YOU A IlECYCLING ADVOCATE' loin !be volunteer staff for Keep Kenosba Beautiful by beIping OlJ18upeciai events. Assist with informational bootbs at True Value HaIlIware on March 21st, Girl SCout Fair at Bradford HS on April 5th and/Or at ACE HaIlIware on April 25th. Special projects will be pIanDed fur cbiIdreD. Fer a short aaining. see C8IOIin !beVoh.. ~ Office fer an appoinunent with Nina Millsaps. RACINE AREA EARTH DAY ON.MAY 2, 1992 NEEDS HELP NOW. Become a Recycling Committee Member. Publicity Committee Member. Fund Raising Conuniuee Member. Endangered Species Plnde Coordinator. or a Community and Business Liason ConuniUee Member. Meetings are in !be cvenin& at Ri\'Cl' Bend NlIlDreCenter. Become involved in yOlD'community by signing up DOW. HOSPICE ALLIANCE IN KENOSHA NEED VOLUNTEERS. Are you a good listener? Are you wiIlinI to*.riBt'l Are you rdiable. non-judplental and caring? Sign up for !be next Hospice training tbat begins Tuesday. March 17th from 7:00-9:00 PM. See c.ol for more information. ON CAMPUS VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR AS LlTfLE AS 1 HOUR. The Health Services is sponsoring a "Spring Break Pledge TableM , in Main Place from Monday. March 9th tluough Thursday. March 11th. 10discourage drunk driving. If you can work at !be information table anytime between 9:00 AM and 2:00 PM, please sign up in !be VolUIIIeCIOffice. YOID'support may save a life. See Carol Engberg inthe Career Center WLLC.DI75 or call 595·2011. .. Reason I: Wecan help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund... if you qualify. .Re.ason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech speclalbes to choose from. Valuabletraining in one could . lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and persona! qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to . their job... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer w.R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Recruiter. THREE SMART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: 652-2072 PANCAKE BLITZGl1:) All you can eM . ",,' Buttermilk, Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, and Whole Wheat Pancakes Union Dining Room Tuesday, March 10, 4:30-7pm 1992·93 University of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID Applications are now available for all types of Student Financial Aiel Th~ includes all granlS, loans, and wor1< ~tudy. To find out if you are eligible, you must apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aiel Office WllC 0191. thepasL The goal is 10improve die gathering metbods for future use. Involvement at Parkslde: Welbie was a photographer forTlle Ranger News at Parkside. He was also a member of theChess Club. Most valuable courses: Werbie believes Ihat sociol· ogy COlD'SCS were !be most valu- .able, He comments Ihat the found· ing members of !be Sociology Movement were "innovative and eye-opening for me." Value ofa Liberal Arts degree: Problem-solving is an ability that Werbie feels is very valuable. "A liberal arts background has helped me 10be open 10diffetellt options. With !be hard sciences. tbere is oniy one right answer." Through h"beral arts. he says he learned how 10communicate more effectively and 10write more skillfully. He considClS these asseu to be very important in any career. Computer familiarity. the willingness 10relocate. and !be ability to be a team player are also 00 Werbie's list of what he dtinks is importantwhensearchingforajob. Garrett CODtinued I"rom Page 5 various community organizations witbinfcrmationonAIDS. GaneU has worked with high risk youlhs and also with community rehabilitation programs. She believes her experiences will help her execute her job effectively at UW-Partside. 10 the future she would 1ike to work with Barbara Shade IOwards improving the education program. Garrell values Shade's phi1osOIJlIy andconsiders her a mentor. Garrell will be swting her masters prcznmt in Gam:ll Evangelical Theologica1 8eminaIY at Northwestern University next semester. Garrett plans on genioI her education degree so she can iiiiii ================::======~~~~J teach !be disadvantaged. TIii RANGa Nns. Page 6 Feature MaR:h 5. 1992 Alumni Profile Alt£ YOO A RECYCLING ADVOCATE? Join the volunaeer Slaff for Keep Kenosha Beautiful by helping out at special events. Assist widl informational booths at True ValueHardwn on March 21st. Girl Scout Fair al Bradfmd HS on April 5th~ al ACE Hardware on April 25dl. Special projects will be planned for cbildrm. For a short ll'lining, see Carol in the Volunteer Office for an appoinuncot with Nina Millsaps. RACINE AREA EAR111 DAY ON MAY 2, 1ffl NEEDS HELP NOW. Become a Recycling Commiuiee Membtz, Publicity Committee Membtz, Fund Raising Committee Member, Endangered Species Plnde Cooolinalor, or a Community and Business Limon Commiuee Member. Meetings are in 1be evening• River Bend N8IUle Cenla. Become involved in your community by signing up now. HOSPICE ALLIANCE IN KENOSHA NEED VOLUNTEERS. Are you a good listener? Are you willing ID 11B a list? Are you .reliable, IIOll-judgmenlll and caring? Sign up for the next Hospice training dial begins Tuesday. Marth 17th from 7:00-9:00 PM. See Caol for more information. ON CAMPUS VOLUN1EERS NEEDED FOR AS L11TLE AS 1 HOUR. The Health Services is sponsoring a "Sping Bieat Pledge Table", in Main Place from Monday. March 9th through Thursday. Man:b 1 ldl, to discourage drunk driving. ff you can wen at the information table anytime between 9:00 AM ad 2-00 PM, ple&1C sign up in the Volww.r Office. Your support may save a life. Alumni: Dan Werbie Graduated: 1982 Degree: Bachelor of .AlU Major: Political Science Present Job: Werbie is a program analyst for the United Stares Environmental Protection Agency wile.re he deals with the policy mpects of environmental protection. He is working widlCanadaand the Great Lakes stares to create a five year strategy to reduce toxic loading inlo the Great Lakes. Werbie •s part in this project is to gadler all dataM.SCS and files which deal widl toxic loading. He then checks the StabJS of that information to see bow die different typeS of data can be compiled into a base of infonnation lhat can be utilized by lhose invol ed in the project. This is the beginning of the formation of a policy. the pa.1t The goal is to improve the gathaing methods for future use. Involvement at Parkside: Werbie was a photographer forThe Ranger News at Parkside. He was also a member of the Chess Club. Most valuable counes: Werbie believes tbal sociol· ogy courses were the most valuable. Hecommentsdlatdlefounding members of the Sociology Movement were "'innovative and eye-opening for me." See Carol Engberg In the Career Center WLLC-Dl75 or call 595-201L Werbieisalsoamemberofthe Post graduate work: strategic planning commiaee dlat Werbie obtained a Mmacr•s investigates ways environmental degree in Public Administralion in r================::;:==,.:====•••==~~info;:nna=n;·o:n;lw::_:been;· ~ga:th:ered=~in:.. December of 1985 from Parkside. THm SMART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Anny College Fund ... if you qualify. Reason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech specialties to choose from. Valuable training in one could !ead to a rewarding and excit - mg career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and personal qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job ... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer W.R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Recruiter. 652-2072 PANCAKE BLITZQl'') All you can eat Buttermilk, Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, and Whole Wheat Pancakes Union Dining Room Tuesday, March 10, 4:30-7pm 1992-93 University of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID Applications are now available . for all types of S1udent Financial Aid. Th~ Includes all grants, loans, and work study. To find out if you are eligible, you must apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aid Office WLLC 0191. Value ora Liberal Arts degree: Problem-solving is an ability that Werbie feels is very valuable. "A liberal arts background has helped me IO be open to different oplions. With the hard sciences. there is only one right answer." Through h'beral arts. be says be learned bow to communicate more effectively and to wrife more skillfully. He coosidezs these uset, IO be very important in any career. Computer familiarity, the willingness to relocate. and the ability to be a team player are also on Werbie's list of what be thinks is impor1antwhensearchingforajob. Garrett Continued from Page 5 variom community organizations with infmnationooAIDS. Garrett 1w worked with high risk youths and also with community rehabili· talion programs. She believes her experiences will help her execure her job effectively at UW -Pait· side. In the future she would like co work with Barbara Shade towards improving the education program. Gamtt values Shade's philosophy andcoosiders her a mentor. Garrett will be sraning bet masters pre~ in OaueU Evan· gelical Theological Seminar)' at Northwesttm Univmity next semester. Garrett plans on gcUing ho- education degree so she can ~=~~~~--1111111-------~~~J &each the disadvan,agcd. 5.1992 Feature Authorto speak on women's movement JIICkie NIia Featm'e Writer IDIIoalJr of Women' s History -. PlaIa 1CImeD, author of F__ Fatt*: Voices from tire ·twtJljJUIIIlf,.,.,w,eneratiollapklntM/ NJrIrt qftM wWOllltll'S .,., .. wiD speak IIdie Uni- __,.7o:f0Pa0bide 011 MODday, pm in Unioa 104. ~wiDlIIogMlaNOW-spoa- _ (Raciae) IectlR entitled, 'V/IIII" Hsppenin& 10Feminism: IJdlewomea'.MovemCDtDead7" II TaISlIaY. Man:h 17 • 7:30 pm is die ClJIIIPiI1IrowII Universalil(] adl, 675 College A\'Cnue, RII;iIe. ~ a bmer rcpcw.r for die IaMPa News. earned ber bI:IIdorof ICicnce degree in jour- IIIIiIII en. die University of 00- ... lll89aDd bas won several jlwms'itm awards. Her articles 11M spprmd in JMgazines and newspapers such as die ChU:alO Tribune, dleNew York Tunes. and NewDirectiolls[orWOIIItII. Kamen opens her book by explaining that die "twentysomelhingw gellCllltion bas DOlbadmucb of an opportunity for expressing lbeir views. Sbemaintainstbatmanyyoong people have DOlbeen able to overcome Ihe neganve stereotypes of feminism popularized in Ibe seventies and eigbties. When Kamen asked a group of IIODlIClivisls to answer WWbat do you associate with tbe wad 'feminist'?" sbecondensed tbeir answers to: "I imagine: bra-burning. bairy-Iegged, amazon. castrating. mililant-almost- antifeminine. communist, Marxist, separatist. female skinheads,fernale suprellllK:ists,bewoman types, bunch-a-lesbians, you-know-dykes, man-haters, man-basbers. wanting-men's-jobs, wan-to-dominaIe-men, wear-shortbair- lD-look-lDI8llnIctive. bimrecbicks- running-around-doing_ kooky-things, I-am.woman-bearme- roar, uptight, angry. whitemiddle- i:1assed-radicals. « Sbeaboexplainslbat"aso!der feminists grappIc wilb their identity aim.yoongerfeminists suffer from a lack of oae.« Kamea calls for a reeumina- Iionofdlefeministmovement: "It·s time to Slep forward and Ia1k to eacbother. 'Ibenwecanreeva1ulle andn:definefeminismasaforceto unite us. IlIIhc:r than a soun:e of suspicionlKKl divisiveness. « Sbe claims !bat ''die public is missing a 'mainsbeam' feminist voice.' H« book abo examines current issues like equal pay. affirmati\' Caclion,abortionrigbts.birtb control. AIDS. cbild care. homophobia, poverty ,raceandmcism. rape and acquil1ance rape and many otber issues. PABpresents The Spencers B7CIriI T1shnk aed1ble high-tecb exuavaganza. disabled ...... , Writer They have appeared on col- Non-uaditional students on Do ,our Sunday afternoons lege campuses througbouttbeCOUD- campus can include lbeir cbildren IIllId a 1Ick of excitement lately? try and have left a lasting irnpres· in Ibe festivities. This is the type of Aftswstiagapfrom a IongSatur- sionoftheirartate\'Crystop. They event the entire family can enjoy. _.dnyoufindyourselfwon- are one of the most requested acts So if you want to eatclI tbebiggest _ whIn Ibe f00tbali season on the national coUege circuit and act appearing in colleges through- __ why Opming Day isn't t1ley coasistently draw some of the out the country. bead down to the &Ir..-IICIIIIh? largest audiences in any madteL Union Information Desk and get Well, die Parbide Activities But it isn't only their college your tickets. Ilaft 11M die cure for die concIu- appearances that make this team so Bring yourself or your family ialof,ourweckcnd. TheSpen- distinct. They'veappesredbefore and enjoy a fun-filled world of ClII,wiIIt lbeirextlaotdinary magic 17.000 Boy Scoutsandinfi\'Ccoun- dazzling illusions, special effects. -iBaIimI, wiD becoming toUW- tries around the world They also audience participation, and bigh 1'sIbiIe1ll Muth 8th. Youean be won the Harry Chapin Humanitar- energy ente11ainment orchestrated S"'IOUDeofdlemostspet- ian award for their wID: with the by award- winning illusionists lICIIIrlI .·sin magic. elderly, and the developmentally KevinandCindySpenccr. 'DIe IIpeClacuI.w magic is perftaIed by ICmn lKKI Cindy Spenc: er wbo wiD be appearing in die nee. a'o, Arts Theatre 00 S!mdIy. MIIdI 8th at 2. Tickets, wbi:ll1Ie avai1ab1e at Ihe Union IabUillioa Desk are $2 students - $4 for lIOIHllIdents. 'DIe Speacers' act combines ~-IbwrtiDusioaswithcomedy. I!II!ieatc JlI11icipation, and IpeciII effects to produce III in- Super Spring Break Tanning and the Hottest Swimwear Twice the tan with Eurotan tanning beds .30 minute visits or longer .450 watt face taDJlClS .160 watt bulbs Super swimwear for men and women .Bill Blass ·Bodacious ~ .AnneCole .Twinsof~ .Cole of CA ·RoseMarieReid .Catalina for men Free beer from 7-11pm$3.00cover $1.00 rail mixers Wednesday, March 11 Orphan Rock and Roll Band Friday and Saturday show your college and state ID and get in for $1.00 , ,..~~~Easy Tan =i~~ -3'~ •u.... "'r~ VJ Spinning Top 40, Rock, New Wave and Dance -"'n'\ T_~·TIJII1.·S..- - ~ 6208 - Oreenbay Road • Kenosha ._'. ...~!!--!'~"~~'.~..~.'~.~..,.~.~"/~.;,,~~~~:7:-7:88-:8-':=;::::...; •I • • • ~ " co- • - 1'111! IWIGIa NEWS, PIle 7; Wednesday, AprilS, 1992 History of gangs Continued from .... 3 amount of peopIc." Bedford slreSsed where die banierisaIotoftimes. Milwaukee must !lave a million dollar budget that deal with gangs it's organized aDd structured and they stiI1!lave a lot of problems in tbeir city. "The- 1990' s brought us a whole new problem with the elemcntofdrugs, parlicularlycocaine. All tbe l!!IDgsIlIC involved in some way with drug traffictiDg in this area. This is wby you have the murdm going on in Milwaukee ov« the last year, this is why you have onekil\ing in Kenosha since 1 have been involved in this program." said Bedford. Bedford feels that be still doesn't have enougb money to address these issues. He is constantly trying to fmd more money from new business, state and fedenllevels. MOM'S HOMEMADE SPRING BREAK SURVIVAL KIT Reserve yours for the Longtrip to Floridal Standard Kit lDc11Ide8: BAe's. Brownie. Rice Krispy Bar. Fruit, Badger MIx, Muffins. Retail Value: $7,49 Now Only: wa Reserve yours for Pick-up on Friday, March 13 in the Union Deli. Orden cu be p1aceclla tile Dell -*II~. MuCh 10 !1~. W' ROI\D IDISE College Night Every Thursday! ~~'·:1wi~=--==--==~~~-----:--;--~F~e~a~t~u~re~-----;;=:========~,._~RANGD~~N~sws.~· ~Pase~' i Author to spe ak on women's movement Jackie newspapm such u 1he Chicago p..,.e Writa' Tribune, the New York Tunu, and ID boDOf ctWomen's . NewDinclion.sforWomen. Kamen .-. Paull Kamen, author of h book by explaining that f,,,;,ill FOIO#: Voaces fr"!" the the "lwentysomclhing" gencnuion •~MIii .. 1eneranon a- not muchofanopponunity plJJtl,. fal1lTt t{ tJw • wo ,.. s fm cxp,cs.,ing lheir views. JI__,,, .. will Sl)CK • tbe Uni- Sbemaintainstbatmanyyoung _., rl Pllbide on Monday , peoplehavenotbcenabJctoover- Mldl9•'7:00JID irl U · 104. oome the negative stettotypes of 111r:1wlllallogive&NOW -spoo- feminism popuJam.ed in lhe sevsored (JllciDe) lecture enti tled. enties and eighties. When Kamen W'• lflRaina 10 Feminism: a group of nonactivists to 1stoWomen'1MovcmentDead7" « .. What do yoo JmOCiale e11°lfldlY,Marcb 17 M 7:30pm wilhthewmd•feminist'7"sbeconil a a,... Brown ni • densed their answers to: .. I imagil Cban:11. 675 College Aven ine: bra-burning, hairy-legged, RICile, amazon. castrating, militant-al- ~ a bmer repCl'tCr for mo -antifeminine, communist, die KeaoDI Ne , her Marxist, separatist, female blClldorm scielx:e de gree in ;our- skinbeac1s,rerna1esuinmacists,oo. Dllilll fmD lbe Uni ·ry of Dli- man types, bunch-a-lesbians. lllil 1989 and you -know -dykes, man-haters, joallllilm a man-bamets , wanting-men's-jobs, 11M appemd in ~- wan-to-dominale-men. wear-short· hair-to-look-unaaractive, bimrech icks-running-around-doingkooky- things, 1-am-woman-bearme- roar, uptight. angry, whitemiddle- clused-radkals." Sbeaboexplainsthat"asolder feminists grapple widl their idcntity aisis, youngafeminists suffa from a lack of one.• Kamea calls for a reexamination of the feminist movement .. It's time to saq> forward lmCI 181k to each other. Then wecanieevalulle and redefine feminism as a force to unite us, rather than • soun;e of suspicion Mid divisiveness." She claims that ''the public is misml g a 'mainstream• feminist voice." Her boot also examines current issues like equal pay, affir. mative action,abortion rights, birth control, AIDS, child care. homophobia.poverty,raceandracism, rape and acquittance rape and many other issues. PAB presents The Spencers IJ C111i1 n. aedible high-tech extravaganza. disabled. ...,...._ Wriur They have appeared on col- Non-traditional students on Do :,our Sunday gecampusesthroughouttbecoon- campus can include their children llald a la of excitem ent latel tty and have left a lasting impres- in the festivities. This is the type of AkwamgapfJOma lon · sionoflheirartateverystop. They event the entire family can enjoy. dayllipldo )'OU find y are one of the most requested acts So if you want to catch the biggest dllita wbn lbe on the national college circuit and act appearing in colleges through- -• wily Opening Day isn•1 they consistr,ntly draw some of &he out the country. bead down to the b__, .,.7 largest audiences in any maJkeL Union Infonnalion Desk and get ell. dao Pal.side Activiri But it isn'l only lbeir college )'OW ti ckets. BGIRI die cure for the cx,nclu- appearances that make this team so Bring yourself or your family iolafyoarwcctend. TheSpen- distinct. They•~appeamtbefore and enjoy a fun-filled world of cm.,ridubeir~magic 17,000BoyScouuandinfivecoun- dazzling illusions, special effects, lldilalim. will becomm g to UW- tries around the world. They also audience participation. and high Plll:aidecmMllth8lh. Y oucan be woo the Harry Chapin Humanirar- energy enta18inmeot orcbes1rated awilleaeoaneofthe spec· ian award for their wort with the by award- winning illusionists llells11aiOIII in magic. et:.:der=ty~, :and::..:,the_dev_e1_;opmen:__ta11_y_Ke_vin_and_c_ind_y_s_pe_ncer_._1 TbAtpeCIICula'magic . perblledbyKevinandCiody Spencer no wiD be an,eanng in the o--,;.,llicJn Ans Theatte OD Sanday, Maltb 8tb at 2. Tickeu. wllicll ae available al the Uoioo mfarmadm Dest me $2 studenU 11111 $4 b non-students. 'Die Speacers' act combines lllle-of-lho-anillusions with comedy. IPdience participatioa. and IPflCill effects 10 produce 91 in· Super Spring Break Tanning and the Hottest Swimwear Twice the tan with Eurotan tanning beds •30 minute visits or longer •450 watt face tannerS • lf,O watt bulbs Super swimwear for men and women •Bill Blass •BodaciOUS Bodies •Anne Cole •Twins of~ •Cole of CA •Rose Marie Reid •Catalina for men Wednesday, April 8, 1992 History of gangs Condnued frolll Pqe 3 amount of people." Bedford stressed where the b.-rierisa lot of times. Milwaukee most have a million dollar budget that deal with gangs it's organi1.ed and strucaured and they still have a Jot of poblems in their city. "The 1990's brought us a whole new problem with the elementof drugs, particularly cocaine. All the gangs are involved in some way with drug ttafficting in this area. This is why you have the murders going on in Milwaukee over the last year, this is why you have one killing in Kenosha since I have been involved in this program,,, said Bedford. Bedford feels that be still docsn 't have enough money to address these issues. He is constantly trying to fmd more money from new business, state and federal levels. MOM'S HOMEMADE SPRING BREAK SURVIVAL KIT Reserve yours for the Longtrip to Florida I Standard Kit Includes: BAC's, Brownie, Rice Krispy Bar, Fruit. Badger Mix. Muffins. Retail Value: $7,49 Now Only: SS.99 Reserve yours for Pick-up on Friday, March 13 in the Union Deli. Orden cu be placed la tile Dell 1UltU 1'11Mda7, llucll 10 College Night Every Thursday! Free beer from 7-11 pm $3.00 cover $1.00 rail mixers Wednesday, March 11 Orphan Rode and Roll Band Friday and Saturday show your college and state ID and get in for $1.00 DJ Spinning Top 40, Rock, New Wave and Dance 6208 - Greenbay Road • Kenosha ~7-7888 .......... . ..". TullANGaNIWS.Page8 Feature PSGA elections for Fall '93 on March 11 and 12 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~--------:'----:v:Ice-~Pr:=es::Id::e-:-n:-I:---- CoatinuecUrom Page 2 Running for the one open rent Business Manager of OW- schoo[participationinstudentgovh"" A'.f.t. and .........., benefilllllg"myself SUPAC-at-large (SegregatedUni- Parkside'sstudentnewspaper. The ernment among his list of FelixAuloui and the school on a minimum 00- versity Fees Allocation Commit- Ranger News. Shedraftedthebud- accredations. He seeks a SUFAC sis. So Ibelieve this opportunity lee) seatareAnnarnaris Sextonand get for the 1992-93academic year seat ''To be involved in the univerwouldbegoodformelOdomoreof D. Corey Hanes. for The Ranger News. She be- sity and let my views be heard. I the giving. helping the school im- SelltOn,ajuniorbusinessman- lieves thal "through my involve- am concerned about where the prove on its course through life," agemenl/marlcetingmajor, is cur- ment at UW-Parkside, Ican fairly money this campus receives is go- - determine how much an organiza- ing. I would [ike 10help to detertion needs in order to function ef- mine the best places for it" fectively." Further. Sexton feels that shecouldamplyrepresentboth SUFAe-at.large: student and club points of view as Annamaria Sexlon a member of SUFAC: "As a stu- PSGA ELECTION D. Corey Hanea :~=,I=:a~~=~ BALLOT SPRING 1992 PUAB-at·large: tuition costs and Iwould take these No candidates running considerations into account when ....... endum.: determining budgets." President: 1. Un~edCouncl D. Corey Hanes. a freshman Lalesha Jude 2. PSGA Constilution chemistry major, includes high Eric Bovee 3. Smoking PolIcy ~D~~~~:~~uni~s~~~~~x:£~~e~~t~~~L. take a [ook at what is going on at dren who are affiliated with gangs In order for the problem 10 school, home, in the community to different things like baseball decrease. help from chUlthes W"iththe police. and peers. games or spending quality time schools and thecommUllitisynec"' There are some possible solu- with them. essary. Vargas, Galvin,and tionstoheJpalleviaiethegangprob- These men are working on a Bedford urged Iheir audieIIc:t 10 Iem, Police officers taking kids to new program called ''Pals in Part- visit the United CommUlliCtyeojail will not solve the problem. ners". Galvin said. "We can't call leronl028S.9lhSlreetinMilwau- Vmgas. 8edfonl, and Calvin feel it Big Brothers or Big Sisters, but kee for more infCl1lUUln. ~ Draft Reggae Fest '92 Sat. Mar. 7th, Memorial Hall Featuring • World Roots -11 p.m. •. Kojo - 9 p.m. Tickets • Road Damage - 7 p,m l5"Tc1Vanc8 Available at George's & Mainstream '6 At The Door All Ages Welcome "presents" , Womens Formal Wear Rentals Rental Gowns For All Occasions Festive &: Oassical Concepts For Today's Women Professional Consultation Available 1830-52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Tel: (414) 654-4344 ... Mareh S,-[992 8Im.tor: George v.. Tobin Lindblom Deborah Culler David TOWle AmyCapoblanco Suneeta AAkinapaili Jane MarieHogan , • ••• ••• .... ..p..i Tes RANan NEWS, Page 8 Feature Marcb-5, J9C)i --- PSGA elections for Fall '93 on March 11 and 12 =-=-..:=:..:....:::__::~::.::~~~~~~~~~__::_~~~~~~~~~~~~===-~-=---------:------:::--:--:--.-:--~----- Continued from Page 2 lions and take benefitting myself and the school on a minimum basis. So I believe this oppmtunity wouktbegoodformetodomoreof the giving, helping the school improve on ils course through life." CJJ/iURG~nuin;···· Draft ··presents'' Running for the one open rent Business Manager of UWSUFAC- at-Jarge (Segregated Uni- Parlcside'sstudentnewspaper, The versity Fees Allocation Commit- RangerNews. Shedraftedthebudtee) seatareAnnamariaSextonand get for the 1992-93 academic year D. Corey Hanes. for 1bc Ranger News. She be- Sexton, ajuniorbusinessman- lieves that "through my involveagemenf/ marteting major, is cur- ment at UW-Parkside, I can fairly - determine how much an organization needs in <rier to function effectively." Further, Sexton feels school participation in student gov- Vice-President: ernment among his list of Felix Aulozzi accredations. He se.eks a SUF AC seat "To be involved in the university and let my views be heard. I am concerned about where the money this campus receives is going. I would like to help to determine the best places for it" Senator: George Yee Tobin Lindblom Deborah Cutler David Towle AmyCapobianco Suneeta Akkinapalli Jane Marie Hogan Reggae Fest '92 thatshecouldamplyrepresent both SUFAC-at·largl: Sat. Mar. 7th, Memorial Hall student and club points of view as Annamaria Sexton a member of SUFAC: "As a stu- PSGA ELECTION O. Corey Hanes =~•I===~=~ BALLOT SPRING 1992 PUAB-at-larc,.: Featuring tuition costs and I would take these No cand idates running considerations into aw>unt when Ref9rendume: • World Roots - 11 p.m. •. Kojo - 9 p.m. Tickets • Road Damage - 7 p .. m '5Tcliance Available at George's & Mainstream •& At The Door All Ages Welcome ' Womens Formal Wear Rentals Rental Gowns For All Occasions Festive & Classical Concepts For Today's Women Professional Consultation Available 1830-52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Tel: (414) 654-4344 detennining budgets." PrNldent: 1. United Councl D. Corey Hanes, 8 freshman Latesha Jude 2. PSGA Constitution chemistry major, includes high Eric Bovee 3. Smoking Policy ~~L c~uni!_r~~~~~~~we~~.~~- take a lode at what is going on at dren who are affiliated with gangs In order for die poblcm IO school, home, in the community to different things like baseball decrease, help from churches, with the police, and peers. games or spending quality time schools and the community is~. There are some possible solu- with them. essary. Vargas, Galvin, and tionstohelpalleviatethegangprob- These men are working on a Bedford ID'ged their audme ro lem. Police officers taking kids to new program called ''Pals in Pan- visit the United Comnumity Cen. jail will not solve the problem. ners". Galvin said, "We can't call won 1028S.9tbScreetinMiJwau. Vargas. Bedford, and Calvin feel it Big Brothers or Big Sisters, but kee for more infmnalion. NATIONAL BESTSELL ER Now in Paperback D:\RK:'4ESS VISIBLE :\ :\-1 em o i r of '.\I ad n e s s W I I. I. I .-\ \I S T Y R O \ # 1 NATIONAL BESTSELLER "Compelling ... harrowing .. . a vivid portrait of a debilitating disorder ... it offers the solace of shared experience." -The New York Times "Beautifully written, d eply moving, courageously hone t." -Washington Post Book World Also in Vintage: Sophie's Choice and Lie Down in Darkness ~!S,~I992u~w-l-uvPAvR:JKPSAIDREiiiD1~:;;~;,C~o~ns~_t~i=t~u=t~io=~n=~ =THE RA=NGER NIW~S, Page~9 ~;;~~ STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION CONSTITUTION .... =:L ,:===~~:1\ to~~kieforreUONdethnlcorllngv.lltic: blckpwnd,031or,re1igIouI ...po IIl.'tion.ItXLl.ll prII6trerIce. muttalltltu.\ .... dlMbUly,OI'ct.pndents. Sedlcal RoudIlaJdlllWl1lOtbe~toUW.Parbidetbul:~tlforlblOnldetlutk:orUftlWltk:bl.clcground.<l:Ilor: ............ __ poIltbIboIlof.poIJtbI_"""'_muItoI bWty -=:""- Sedkal !lNdnb1ft frft totaU Eu:tpUlIft to tbe dltl prnenttcl or YkwI offered many COJlN.oI ttudy and. ma advocate iltematt ....... _..- ...... tlw......... y ve _~ AI...... _pllaay_wIIlbopo...-lthnlup...llW........._d!oIdp" ••_~ ~- 11. --r y.........utftt....,;uaptefUWS Sda5. 9ludefttl1UD. be ft'Iha.m!d 0I\Jy on ttr.dr Jcnowttd&eofthe -.abjfct Iftd aad.emIl:: pe:rforn'IlJualld Ia tw1l are mpcNftlM! llllP&* ...... d M:Idank pubu ..abliIhed foreKtl COlUIe Inwhich they haweJlJClUtd.. Sedila6. DIIdoIItft oIaltU4aC'. paUtbl. penon.al beliefI1Jt COMtCtIoIl wttlI CQU,. work aMll not be made publkwtthc:M: the ~Clllllllltoll1ll~L SecIila 1. 9tudeII: nalI'dtOft Kadar* pafDnNnat and dlldp1iJ'laJy IdiarIIIIWI be ~ ~l ~m.nc:ouaali.ftl.nddlldpUMl)'roe.lthalJnatbelNldewa1lab~topmoI\lOll.orolfcampulwttboutttleex~ D*Illl title IIbIdnI: 1a'fOtved". e:lIUpt undIt)epl .......i .1...... SIcIXa 9. AUrecarrdt IUldInfonNtion bpt Oft 0- aN.ll be tftlIDy.cc:esalbit to the ItudUit to whomthey J*talrt. s.:-1Q. .... 1haD MW t.M. rflht to t.preMIlt at aUaxnmIttet meetfn8s dJm:tly affect:l.ng the ItUd~ =.L 1ltI~UoI\llrtptl orany Ibzckrt. IS Il*d in theUnitedStitesConstttutloll" aIW1notbedmied to anyone MtJW· .... L AD IitpIattn powen panted krdft IIWI be vmcd in the SrNte ofUW~POOA (Hae.hrrefemd toaiMSenm) "'1 11lt5mltlt IhaU CIlnldItolaomon thaa JI .. dtnt rnetnbm. 'INO will be electedInthe tprlna and 9lab inOlefill,. whlxw .""--yur. . ..... 1ht ..... Iha1I~tMlrowaoflkBs. ....... lItht~dthtVb-P"reD:IeN:ofUW_PSGAwholha1lbethItPnaklltntolthItSeNte,.tM~tProT~1hall ..... _ aM s...e. The PtaWlftt P!o Tm'IpClft tha.U be iii Smatw aIId IhaD be I aJOrdlMtar of aD Senate committees. .... 1. A",nj:dyolthtSeuttahaDaNtIt\lttlquoNmtodobllsJne& .... " n.s.a.ab&Il have tile power to drterrine tile nUts of ttl proez«linp. Clt:NUft itJmmilm for dilorderly conduct lac&. .. 1Ilt~oftwo-tWnla oftM adn SitNR,.lmJUdl. merrbu. The Sm* Iball keep trWIuteiof III prooeedirllllnd pubIWt ...-. ACGp)'oIUwtr4n~shlD ~ avaDabk for rwltwby the pubUt In the UW~P9GAoffkn. 1lI!Sm* shaD rrwct no_tlwl __.-".k'tdMwtlls Uwfall and Ifrir\lIeINItI'rI, aad l\o)M; than once.l rrcnth duMa the IUI1UI'l£r llItMion. Timr and ~iNll be nade beIt.vaiIIJ:V a'BNon caft1lUL Upon ptft'mtation of. ptttticn by I Ilmple majorltyoftheenl:trr 5uIatr.' mminS'1WI Mcdill by tM v... Pratdent crill aM of the Vk2-P'rSdent'. ~ the Praldent Pro Ttmpoft! Mall have the ftlpoaaIbUlt)' to c:aII ...... 1IdlIlm .. hcau.. 1edlc.7. 1m. tNyd1l.lr ~ fa iM$aIIte or be .entto the $eMte fromtM executtve brandi: of UW.-PSGA. EwrybW. order. ~orWlteOll. whkh. the ml\QUTl!nCle oftheSenate 11~.h.aU h.ve pu.ed the senate bya llIlmpk rl'IIjorttyuft1~ othnwillt ..... *-1l be preaented to UwPNSdft\tofUW.POCiA before it tIIltneffect. Uthe :PrnIdentdoee notlPJ'l'OW, he/iM lha.II. aend .I.~......... toSe,.u.te for r'I!CIlUIderatian wlh hit/her ~ for rejectkm. If, after IUch I'I!O)nlkieration. a limp. majority of thi! Sel'lltl! _et,.... the bIJJ. it.haD becmne law. But InalllUdI eutI the veta of the Seniti! .hall be detennl1led by • lOUcall vote. II\d the YOt1rII for aIId aplMt IN: bill ahal1 be entered in the minutes ct the Senate. Uany bill .. not nturrlfd by the PftsI,dent ..... 1dlooI. da)'I after II bu bern praented to tum/her, thr Iol1!'e Ihall becOme law, In the rl'IIMeI' at If he/iM had.1ptd It. If lilt ...... wtoeatbe ~Q.he/aheIhallMnd it bKktothe Senate. Atwo-thinUvote cltheentil'eexittina;Sel'll.teth.all berequlM ktftllrlde tM '+'ItO ...... The~.u havt the power to mab motIorLI, JelIOhatioftJ, or take lepl actknw which Ihall be nKeQl.l)' and pope:r (or ~the kftsotna powIft, Uld aU otllu powusvstll'd In UW·P9:>A· .... ,. 1\aSl!lliilte ItWI h.wt the powuto ammd thII eorIItttutlon by' two-ttUrdavoteoftlwC'ftt:lfte:dltinSSeNII:L Iathlewl'i of ---"'tbdq: ~ bytheSrnatit.1Iid ammd.ment ahall MpllCltd 011the baUotofthe nutded:loL IftM votinltNdetDconflnn =-~tby. tbnple INjIxtty ItthaD be lidded to tMaJnaitlJtlon. If thl!.studenb vote lfIinIt It.tM.tmeft(inwm wID be defeated. _6tftllflttlle5eMttdCJel ftOtamftnn the JlrOPOIIt'd amt'ndment. Mid ~ndmentwt11 nct.ppearOftdwt.Uot. Tlw ~ of. ~thIt .tlUned down may, If NIshi dlooad, fol.kJw thi! procedufft letup 1ft ArtkIe V, SedIIm:ZIG. The may. all a rrl.-rendwn at lAy tiJ::re, s~.-.11". bnf.. JI\aD. haw tM IDle powerol i:mpt'.I~t iiIlIdthepowertotJy all tmpeadlmtnta. W!left .1tt:Ina;forthM pIIJpOIe 01DItlrooeth« afflrmatkm. YlltQidJUltKeoitbeJudldlllXlUrt 'MIl pretkieowr aU1mpeIchmtnt ~wlktM ..... ..-nn~• u.)uy. No penon a}W1be Impeached without the col\ot1llftncr of two-thinlt d the utirt ~lln8 5eft*.Ju4pmeld • _al~ Mall not extmd fwttwrthan mMVJ.1 fromofflm and d*PJallIiclltlOllIO hoW ad enpy Iny of8ct_pmIIaa .... UW.P9CAhuFladlctionowr,.ppoUltnWfttto,oreltdlonfor.lmpeadunrntahallnotbesJaUJltfitwMhlrd ..afthenUnexlltlftl .... cfllW·PSCA haw voted to hold an trnpeaelunent hwin3· will Slclb.12. Cu~t Robat". RIdes 01 Order IhaD ptm the proceedinp 01 UW.fSGA tnMtiflp Illc:ept:when inco...... the ~ofUW.fSCA. ._..0....- .... 1. AJle:uc.zttwpowe:nwtth1nth.iaartide.ahailbevestedlllth.Ptcaldmt&ndtheV~oIUW'PS:AWho""'" -byu......,"' ...bo...._ .... 2. l1te Pn.IdetIhlD bold olBatdu.rtnst~ tennof one yearttlpthuwiththl V~_whowm be ~:;::.:: tma. 'fheJllWlbteJlslble bNoti«tionand aha.D not aetW morethan2 ~~ BdoNthePNlldentorl:lleYl _1JdiIn.U.~ofU\e1"ftl.kfe:nl:)orVk:e-Prsidency,he/ahe.llalitakeaJl,eMtI\faundInAppendlllA. ThI~== ::L,~ot~-P!lCAalWtaJaobt'lbietodrliwc:ompt1llltionwhileiDoffb. ThiII~can~tt-~orV'" orVb-PraIdmtllCJrt'trI&1IorJ"Ul'O"'olimptKfune:l*,.If,~,dterlmpeadunmtr'-"",,""O'" .. ........ lIfuU14tobelNtoDmt,.nbeftdbwUlbepUltoh1m/ha'~ronntNdateol~ (nr:IHIiISIn(llli¥ftI :-:._ awarded to.~crVII»I\ hk"twhtkthqINtaofftaeWlldl ha/_~~.:~~ _bo._by •.........,"'tbo __ .. _·Upon ........... '" --_ ••- ••- ....... duttltolttw,...art:I.theVkle-Pntldatw.na-.arnethtolflctofPmldattudllha1lmeetthe~""....-.~-_·- ""'-.,."'llW.f9CA. " , ..'. ... •.,I" .... ~~dl. All ~ powtrofUW-P9GA1halI beW!lted. in )lcUdaJycourt bid In Iowft eourtlthathe SenaleoftlW·P9GA rNyettablilh. .m:: pi gee. of .In ~Ihall mainta.In sood behavior and ch~ durtrte thdrterm lrI. of6ae, Sectl.0l\ 2. The judldal. mart aIlaU QWtJ.iIt ct fou.r pl.-and anecllief~. the c:hId)1ltb ahal1 be elected fromthe judplln the)ldkial court by' INprity ... ualIlg alMCftt bAllet. Student ~ of the piidal DranCh 01 UW-PSGA WD D'IE'It the ItUdmt eUsibtUty requ1rementl ~ &ppmdix B) and nat be amfitmed by th.t Chancellorgf UW~Parbkle after. majority apprcwal ofiM. erttn oilttlW Senatr. Appob!tmalb tID thf: judJdal bnDdt of UW..fSGA IbaJl bt' lor thM: )'UlIo Sediort3. The ).ldidal cwrt: Ihal1 be respol'llJble for monItorins ttlt electIoN, deddlJ'lS qultlltklftll of CllNtttutlOClllity rtgatdilll UW-PSGA prooedum and. Kt1Yide1,. exoecuttne: ImpeadIrnmt procHdtnp, and the -nftl in ct UW-P9GA elected offtd&Ia.nd jl.lItka. ....,. ~lngtheleplityofthe.<.ttvltieloimembel'lalUW.PSCAtnII)'beillfti&tedthrough.awritteftcurr.,"'IntpreRl'ftdbyrept"'~ oIUW-~ lothe )ldkial court. ThejudJdalcourt rrullt rapcmd no I&tertl\lt71d1oo1 d.Y'lftrr Ita reaetpt 'I'he dedlionl.halI be bUldilll an an putiellnvotwd. and ahall be folWUded. to the deslgn.ted dladplinal)' htlld or UW·Parbide on the Ippropriate IUthorIttea for tmplementatlon.Add1tlonl1ly.thejudkillcourthutheOl\sa'n8l"e1pON11bUitytoaendCN~WtoeKhUW.P9GASerlll:itnetlJll. The judidal cowl au.t tnaJnta1n. COIIIUltdiYe Ide In relation to UW·psc>A. ".".".'."...I.V.... ~ 1. UW·P9::A, inCDtIUltJtIon wlUl theChancrllorofUW·Parbkle and -.ab)Kl to the final confirmation of the Board ollttpfttllhal havethe ftlpclNJbIllty Iorthe d!lpoaItIonalllltUdent fJ!et that IUpport camp.&-' atudent adtvlttn. se:rvkzs mel proplNSectlOI\ 1. he Srppted UrUwntty FeelAlIocationsCornmlttee (f{ertin ca1led SUFAC)aha1l be atdlllshed IS .. IIt&ndlng c:ommlttft of tht 5efIate. SUFAC thlll review' ~for program IUpport andbudget alLcat:lOl\5 of aUSesrepted unlvenlty fffs defined he~ •• all fen pakl byltlldentl for INdent Prosrm-> I~ and amrkiet. All actIonsof SllFAC Ihtll be tub)ed to the final.pprovaI of UW·PSGA la ~ with the CLanceUorofUW"parblde • SrcI:Ion3. SllPAC W1J cansiat 018 voting _rrbm.. TN.- Sen.-e lllalJ have 6 aem with the trD'IIirItnB 2 M'&tI detJgJl.ted • ".bilp aem chOlilfift by the lItudent body of UW-Parblde. one elected in the If'ring and OM eifcUd In the. faB. 'Three SeNtIft II1I&I1be dlClN!n In the fill and three Inthelpringbyllmple tnljorityofthe~. Ifthere .re~ tMn 3 interested SeNiton. the5eMtewW1/CIte byM:ftt b&llot Ilatl.nS 3 dtoka. The: votiDS IbaD be amdud:ed by the judk:lal brMch. of UW·pg:;A,. The tennol ctflce thaU be for oneyur. The amvnlttee 'hall ekd ita own chaiJpenon after eadl aprtng eJection. In .ddition. the .. latant ChIJ\C2Uorwho ael'Vft .. chid IitUdent Iffatn of&rr or Wb' detlgneeand the campus comptroUermq Idtwtth the corranittee as no~vodi'18 xnmiM! .... Should. VIW'lcyoa:uron SVF'ACthe foIk:Jwin& proal'dune Wli be uted.. A. 1'bePmldentProtemporeofUW.PSGAfnCOftlU.itDIonwllhtheChancrUor«deaf3nee,wUlfmanyul\OCDlpWSeMtorlaI SUFAC lINt with the conflrrNtlma olthe Senate. Th.e ~ IelIts need net be fUItci with Sel'lltora.lilnwver tJW.ffGI\..sen..tors thou'" be _lint_ 8. 1'bePrdidentoftJW.~AInClOMUltItioftWlththeChincellcrordelit;noet.lhaIllppolntany"Iarp"onSUFAC. The UW-P.G\ SeNlte doea Id need to.pprove thePraldent'.lppoinbntnt • Section t.. Upon the call orthe CAancelIor and the Praident of UW·~A the CltXMlittee .ha1Iannual.ly prepm: reamunendltiON on the dJ:IburMI of aegresmd UIltwrsity feel. Thr SUPAC dWr".-ntli ftIIl'I(OInZrIl'ftdltionlltothe Senltt clUW-PSGA. At thil time .ny Senator may rrave to reject the ~ Ua motion to rejtd: It not mMIe,lt will CDI\ItItUte UW-PSGAapproval ShQ.l.ldUW·PSGA appnwe the recommendation. the Prealdent ol UW-POC;AIballao advllllt the ChanceIklr.nd dWrpenon of SUFAC. Should the ClIancrll« COnNl' with the UW.POC;A reoornmendatlon. he/lhelhall amtI. for ita tmplemerrUtion. SIlouId the Chancrllor not mftCUrprovISions WIder I«'tion 5 of thilI utk:),e ahlll be uled. The smale may l'IOl.: &mend SUFAC. recommendltiOll. RejedioA of the ~I ftCOITII1\Imdltioft requb81 two-thlrU vote cftheentiftnilting Smate. Intlw c:.eof ~ by u. Senate, tile leMON.hall. belped upoa. Md 6Drwuded. to the thaIIperIoftolSUPAC. SUFACIhal1 ~1tI dattDn INIlpin forward Ittotbe SeuIIL Sediotl5. 'I1te PrittldetofUW·P9GA. the chaIrpmGn ofSUFAC,.nd tlRPretWeftt Pio Tempore clthe SeMIte orthdr-"-'lWhonult be membm ofUW.PSGA or SUFAC) JhaII be repraentll:tvel otUW·f'9CA In lily COJIIl,l,itlticm wtth the Chancellor or hiJ,/herdealpee 1ft cIedn8 with the SUFAC. II UW~PSGAand the D.anetlkr caMet recondle tbetr d~ 1ft the lUoation ct all SIpwpted UrdvmJty ~ each wUlaubmit • let or I'I!O)mrrwndAtionIto the Boud 01 ~ for final dilpoaldCl\. SectlOII6. DltieI ctSUFACwtU include prtmaJyftlllJXN'II'WtY forthe dltpoaltlon ofthc.litUdentfeet which cunal:ltule .w.tiillltiallUppOIt torc:ampllJlludmtact:Mtlel.ndtoltiWUftpropa'rnoaetaJynpendttur8lnt:otallJldwtthLftblidptuyca~SUFAClhaI1meet)'Ui' _I"OUIvld to ftYIN' the Seppied Fe.lktdpt ao»xdJn& to the proeedurallt up in tItI: Snlate ruIa Seed.'. FaD electk:w\l,for UW-¥9GA IbaD be hdd w.dMIclllY and 'J1u&nd1lYoftlwthtnl MlkolClctclber. At tMtU .... OM gil of tIrIt !ienltoraaa wellu OM IitUdatt Ilt-Iarp SUFAC IHt and one iNdent at.~ PubkSe lJnkJa Mvtaory Board (PUAB) .. tII&U be Itleded. SprtnselediDnl for tJW-~ aIIa1I bit Mid W~ and T1lLl1"IdIy,durtill:thefbat _k ofY.arch. At dYttirN tbI Praickftt, VII:»- Preaident"UllI rernaiJdnI Senat&.... OMIt\ldentat·larp aut Oft bod!. SUFAC .... PUAlIIWl be . 5ectiOIl2. ntatudna.upoll~' pdItioft wtth theval1dIIIsnatw-oIta1 peI'CIIIII oIth1ltlidmt bod)' llbaftu.r!ptto ...... • cmwtttutkMlt refemMfum to I:lN'ftd thll CONtitutIorI, orto request an ICt"'-'f ~ n.petttioa IhI1I be ........ to bGth tM Praldent Ind tM Praklelll Pro T~ 01UW·~ SectIon 3. The SeftMe rNY proJlC* that • refermd.umbt pI.ced 01\ the l'I«tkln Wot'rih the apprcrnl oQl3 01till eJlttN aiIItilI ..... SB::tioa4 To JtqUelIt iii reeaD. eledtonof .SftIItororofflaerolUW-P9GA ally UW·PIlrbIdeJtucSent may.. it. pIt.ItkIft.nd.ny lJW~PIr\r:alIIe INdexrt INy lip It. The petlt.lcm D'UJI: C:DIlI:ain valid IIptW"eI offUt_ perentolthe lJW-ParbWe 1tI.lcIma. 1M reaD prtIIIOa ..... hIW alCatftIWM otthe IUIOG(I) for I'I'IIllm.I from offb. ThiI ..... ad"-a tht a1IoN ClllINNtted illthe ,.-:nt term. of oftklt. The 1lUcIen~) IlWl pntent the petition to the SaIatt. Upon reoetvinI tlR Nell pdlarI the $eNtl1NIIt Imndlltely tum it OYer to tlw eIectIan ~ 1lleelect1cln CXlINNtttreIhallMve'ftw lChoold.tyatowrifytlw 1'II.iNt000thepetitlDn. Ja,thllt'IM _tlwtell noelitdlDe CDD'IINttM the5ton* mutt Ippcint OMwtdda ftw ~ daya. If IaVllkl iI&iNIan fauu:l 0I'l. tht pdIoft.ud It..N.1dleroi \II1kl M~ cI.n:lt»tollMtIwlflfteell ~thtdedloD~nwtnotifytMItUdnt(a}Who~tlleJllddalL Uponnoti8aticirltblltUdctda have ftw IChool d&ys to pithe recpnd aurWr 01' aa..- If the')' faD to do .. tM* nallpdItIaD. aMlI bI: decl&ied adutd YOId. At tIrIt requelIt oftht ~wt.o ~ thl pettttoe. 1M idKtkIn ClDCIlINttM- ...... tha the ........ wHd. No vdd MD'eQl.i\" __ ... potItloo_ ..... """' ... _.,,- ..... _ • ..-bo_IJpoa_-'" tMprttIIoft, thltSn\atlt lrUllt IIrtrNdlaUlynotifythetdtoal ~ttIIt. ncsDdIc:daIt 111ft.......... 1pIdai Uld:Ion wUlta.,... 'I'hen malt be III itkdIDrI.ldIda flba\ -=hooIdays"'~ of tile ftIId petitIoIt.rec:atwd by the gerInL A pII'IllII eM be NeaW 0IIIy CI'IClt per~durilll /hettmrt lJI,ofIcL 1MpInIllI' wholJcIII!Clla tIlenan pdIllft IhtlI Uw: IdIIMrnamt"" Oft the .... aIltaINtbllywtllMht/w U.5ItMtor.alfbr ..... - .... ppol*dto.,.....wtdllathttnlnd ... M/... 1IIthlld, .lIIWlbecmlMmd 0IlIy .~C11 otldt/.tInIL \ " I I ......'.·...:.,=,... _~.:.. __ ... -- ..........~~:!:::~:::::;;EE;:::::;:::~~:::::;:~::~:~ ~;.s•~1992:;.,_-1UV~PAD~rn;;~~~C~on~s~t~itu~t~io~n!_ ______ -==~~~;;~~ lJW. PARKSIDE T111LNGaN1ws,Pagc9 STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION CONSTITUTION ...... ,, .. S...10. htlslthaD 9edlal 11 11ie· Cllllldutioilal ,...... AIIXUI .,.......,_, ..... ... l n, 11U11 ........ _year. ........ • a!,:::,Wa of Ille 1111,jrct and lcadffl'dc pmonlll1IClt lad la 11Ua 11n nepc>Nlble for tlldl-In ldl they MW auollld. 10ltll caurw work lhlll llllt be lNlde pullllr without the ,llM,.v•"'"" ... IMII beMpUate. t» atudm towhomtlley pa1Q1n. a.ling, dlllCtly alfmtng thl! atudfflb, esConstlhltkm,lhlll11otbedmlod to nyonut tJW. of UW-PSGA Gfen ahr l'Cfflftd lo• the Salte) 13 wlD beeltam 1ft thtapri,,g and P-lftthel'aU. w1- n-:P...,lld.,• ot UW.J'SCA who Ill.all be l'l'esld•nt of.th• St111~ the Prwklent PIO Teq,on, llhall N a StNfor and thall be I c:oordlna!CI' of all Senate ccmmi-- a quonun lo do Ill NIii of b p lnp, ~ b mmi>m fordilardntycondua ucl, Sault, lzll~• nabrr. ~ Senate llhall loeep muwolb prooeedlnpand publWI for rtV1f'W by thl! public In t iw UW-PSGA offlcn. Tho~ lhaD ~ 110 mtlwl Stcllon 1. UW-J'SGAlll om.,ltatloi, wllll th•Clwtc:dlorofUW-Parbld• and 1Ubjoc to the finll COftflrmation of tlw Board o1a,g..,t11hAI u.. 11.r raiporlllblll!y rorttw dilpcialtloe &II ll\ldent r,,e. th.It IUJ>POI' aq,na ,tud<nt ~-""-and p,ogr,llN, Stclloll 2. he 5tgNgattd UnlwnllyF-.AlloaitloasCommltltt o-t.rtln c:allm SUFAC>wD bentablillled • a111ndlftg-ol ti. Seulit. SUFAClllall.l'l'Ylew ~farp10gr•m011pport 111d budgrt alloat!0115ol all~gated unlvtnlty fendtflnm hon, Hall '-a paid bylhldentl far atudeftt ~. lalvltla,. and lm/loes. Allac:tlonaofSUFACthall be IUbjoc:Uothe flnalapprovalofUW-PSCA la cx,n;.ndlon the Oianctll« olUW-Parkl!Ak • Stclloa3. SUPACahalJaxw,ta(8wtingmmibns. 11,pS.nll• allhlw6-witllthe"'molnlftg2-.da,jp-.f•11~'1P'c: ltc»mbythul11dmt bodyof UW-Parbld,_ one elemd In the ,pring and OM •llded In the C.IL TIIJ't!.Smllarull&llbe dlmmln thd.1II andtlua lnthe,pringbylllmplem1jorttyoftht-. If the"'•"' rnon, than3 inlffl:lled5tnatan. the5onattwlll¥Uteby-ballot lllt!ftg 3 dloka. The wtlng llla.D be cmducled by the ~lclal bral\ch of UW-PSGA. Thi! term al a{fw:e ahaU be fwon.yur. TN a,mmittee aha q •lea ltaown clwrpnaon lftitr-'i spring elecllo11. In 1ddltlo11, the llt&tit Clww:ellar who - M chief ll1>dtnt affain offla!r or their cmlgneundthtampuscomptroUffm,ylitwtththea,ll'lnltttt•non-volin&~ Shwld•VK&N:yCU11r011SUl'ACthefollowing f""0tdu-wllbeiued. A. Tllel'resldentPIOten,pcnofUW-PSGAlna,natllallOl\wttlltheChancollorard~w!llflDanyunoa:upiodSomatarlll SUFAC IHI with theCl>llflnnllUln oltMSoule. Tha - IINls need 1101 ti. flllfd with S.naton.lioMwr UW-P9GASnudonshould be glYffl flnl a:Nidentioa. 8. TM Preaklmt olUW-PSGA lftm...itlllloa Yrith thoO..IICilllor«dealgN,t. ahall lppolllt uyM-iarp-011SUFAC. TM UW-PSGA Senate d aat .-d to approwthe Praildat'a appo!ntmm. Soctian 4. Upon ti... callo!theC!iucellound tht PIISldat of UW-PSGA the aimmittet wll 1Mually pnpart recotnmald-on tlw dltburulof aepp!N llllmnityfNa. TNSUFAC CNlr,,_,.a lla-..dllloutothe Sauitet:IUW-P!IGA. Attlllodmtany~ moymw to rqoct Ille roaJallnelldatlon. If amodoll to reject lo not made, It w1II Cl>llllllula UW~applOYII. 9-ld UW-PSGA approve th• recomrnmdotlcn, the Pre.ldont olUW-PSGA IIUllao advl8o the Chancellor1nd chal,per9C)II olSUFAC Should thl! ChanctUar CX>n<:llf Wllh the UW-PSGA J't!<DINntlldatkn\. he/llhe ahall ~ fw b lmplenvnutlon. Should the Charw:ellar 1101 CDIICW' prcw1oN Wider Ndlon 5 of thla articw ahall be iaed. TM Senate m,y 11ot 1mt.11d SUFAC1 recommtndati011. Rq,ctioaof the~aNCOmlllmdatloa niquireu!Wl>-thlrd8-t:lthu11tlffexlltlr,gSmate. lnt»c.eofn!J!alOftbytlwSu,aw,tlla.....,.ahallbeagiadupaeandinward..t tvthe ~ofStJPAC. SUFACINII -..tderlta-4atioRDd apJn forwanl lttotlle S.U.. SldloaS. Thel'reoidentoftlW-P!ICA,, thtc:halrpe,-,olSUPIIC,1nd thoPfttlda!Plo r....,_ oltheSfflaortllidrdafpMe(Whoin11t bemoml>eraofUW-P!lGAorSUFAC)llwlbe~lllv•olUW-PSGAlll111yOIIMllllatlotlwlthllwO.-U«arhla/herdealgneela d.ilng With the SUFAC. lfUW-PSGA aNI 11w Cll.anctllarcaMOt recondwthelrdU.-11111w alloatloll t:I allSegnsmd Unlvffllty F-. -=11 wlll llllbmlt • Mtotr.»rmwncatlono to the 8oercl olRepnla•flnal dtopoe111011. Soctlon6. DitleamSUFACwlllladwltprimaly-ponal,(ltty lorthtdlapaalllanofth-atwicnt•whidiCl>llltllu.telllbllantlal111ppo,t lor0Ul'f'lll1NdffltadMtloaandto-,.propern,o-.y..,...c1Jtwwlll-iandw1t111abudpwycalllpi& SUFACJll&ll-,-, l'Olllld loffllllwthes.peg...i ,_ Budpt aa::mllnallltllil pnadwwlltup Ill thes.a.. ru-. ~v Sec:tiaa l. Fall electlou for VW-PSGA ahall t. held W.......,, and Thltnday olU. third wak olOcl,aliar. At. tNttt-.-half ol tlla Se&lllrt• MJluaMJtuclm lt-llrp SUFAC -t and OM lltu<Hnt at-latp Publde Ualoa AdYtaory lloud <PUAB) INI ahall buloctld. Spring eledlaN for UW-PSGA ahlll be Mid Wocbaday &lid Thw-.clay, dudftctk a.-lt ol....,,._ Al. that !law tilt Praldnt, VII> Pnalclon~w mrma111gSona--.-atudent at-larp aat 011 badlSJF/tCud PUMalwl llealedad. 5edloe2. n...._upoa~• plttiallwlthtlevllidlignatu,wolllm,-..olthelludetllody,allallhawthtripttio~ • CX>Nlltutlmlal ~mto alNlld t!lla CDNlitutloll, ortio nquat an adVllorJ .......i.un. n. pet111o11 lhlll lie,_.......,, bad, U. Praidmt and tht Prmdat PIO Tffl'f'O"' t:I UW-PSCA. Sedlon). The5tnatermypro,-tllat I reflradlffl\W plaa,d On t»elctloa bollotwllh 1M llppl'OftloQ.nolt1welil• adltl89IIIMta. Sedlae4. To~1NCalleledloaol1!leftatarorotfliotrt:IUW-P9GAanyUW-Parbtdell'lldcNfNY_,.•pollliaaandanyUW-l'lrblde 11Udent1N17elp It. 11w petllloll llUIICllllhln valid~ olfllleeft Jlfflnloltlw UW-ParllaldelllMleD. TM ,-Jlpetlllaa JIUll hew a lCl!ltmmtolthe-(1) for-•J frmlolllct. Tldt-..i.s-tlle .U--..S la 1M ,._.1annol afftat. The~)alwl pi-,.t !ht petlt:lolltiothe S..... t.1pool ftCffilagthe NCll s-ttJon tht S.-ffmat llNNdllllillylllni It-to 1M UldlallODINlllltee. ThtatdlollaJINllltlftlll.alllllwflwachoolcla7-towrlfytht-aathepatldaa. latlw-thlt-.1a110ftl!dloa ---tM~ftlMlppmnlOMwltldallwaooltda)'L lflavalld--fallldOlltMpllltiall.udlUIUJNll!folvaliddiopalo ... !NnMemlpotallttMeildloa----llUltMllifytht ...... )WIIDpo-.lU.patldaa. UponllOllllallcaU...._ u-• llwadloolda7-III pttlwncpdl'l4 awNlffol_,_ Ullwyfalltodo,o, ._. .-llpetltloll INll lie •laNlll..»al ¥Did. Attlle 19q1aatolthe~)wlio~thepatltbl. theelactiaaCllleNN!laealll.,_tutdir--lllwlld. No-nltd M11Wcu• ninowd fnllntlle prtltloeallllrftllat. OiaU.pltllillll .. ,._ .. totllit !illlat,, tCIUNtllewtdldnwa. Upo,, ~ftllllatlaaof tlwpatltbl.tlleSal.-llUllknmldi.Jynatlfythlldlool--,•pertllat1~Dmdllalalapta1NM•-ll-,.d&)mctiallwllltoepi... n.-ffmltt.•eJ«tloewtllalA• ltlldlool«.,.dllraotllkaiaaoltllewlldpdloallramlwdbytllltS.....A,._ca11ba..W Ollly1111mpaaff1Nedurlalldt/llfflmnlllafflat. Tllaper.-wllot,dllllllatlltNmllpdloftlh.all'-lilla/lllr_.plloidaathllialkll llmllNllclDyua...ht/w..,..._ U1Snatororotflmr..,....s1t..,.,....••,_...wllWllti.-olo81m i•i.1111111. t aullbemaldalld only po-lfp•lftiop 9'Mtllslr-.i. - Editorial I Opinion .TIs __ NI\IIll, PIge 10 fdi1g[ial Chancellor Kaplan's departure could benefit UW-Parkside Letters to the Editor ... so passively). Please put down IIlI QIInade, go to McDonald's and gaze upon .. things that have been changed IlOSilIwI, already (I.e. packaging). Its far too tllyto be overcome by guilt and pessimlsm; lite • far more courageous act to W9'k out plausible solutions to our problems. nmothyE.K~ 8Ie raponsible for affect us an. lIlIdIulinancialaid,smoIdngpolides, IIICl budget CUlS. 0- the years, many com- <lit,"'. plaints dealing with Kaplan sur- IOUIId her I8ck of communicalion. lIOlonly wid! slUdents, but wid! the faculty 8IId the surrounding community. Wbenitcomestotheselection of a cbanc:eUor. views from fac- Last week, Tilt Ranger News u1tyandstudentscan'tandshou1dn't informed stu-, Ibe ignored. dents and fac- . Editorial Upon posing uJty thatChan- lhisquestiontonuceUorSbeiJaKapIan was one of six merous members of faculty. staff 6naIislS in pursuit of tbe Illp ad- rmdstudents, suggestionsincluded: minislrative position II San lose "Someone who has the ability to State University in California. interaCt well w1!h the faculty." "Someone who can lobby effectivelyincongress. · "Someonewoo demonsUares visible 1cadenhip.' And finally, "Someone who can effOClively plan for tbe fulUJ'C of tbe university." IlIpCandaddIhalUW-Partside needs • cbanc:e1lor WOO can Jdate 10 the pobIems of tbe alUdents. A cbanceIIcr WOO is involved enough in campus organizatioas rmd studeni input realizes dial themostimpor!llllluseloftbe Univenily is tbe SlUdents. It is impor!lllll for cbanc:d- Ion to remember Ihal wben it COIlICStomatingthosetough deci· sions. tbe beDefit of tbe students sbouId be put first IIICl foremost aboveay otI* ...... TO the Editor: What do an ethnIC and minorities groups In America have In common? Most members of thsse groups are American citizens. Ars you an American? Have you registered to vote? Are you an ethnic American? Have you registered to vote? What does It mean to be an American citizen? Do you spend more time learning about your ethnic hsrilage thsn you do of the heritage and Mure of the United States of America? Ask yourselves thsse questions. John R. Boyd by Dan Dear Ranger: The furnace at ths Parkside daycars center is on the blink today, March 3, 1992. What does It mean for ths parents that use this facility? We must be on call at a moments' notice to leave class. pick up our own children and decide It we can go back to class or just go on home. Believe me, children are not happy campers when they have to leave thslr friends early. The &tatI at daycare will not be paid for IIlI tIms they do not viork. The daycare cannot ~ relocate to another building at Park8lde at a moment's notice becaJS8 of state restrictions upon space per child. IIlIlype furniture, and toilet facilities needed. This Is not the first time this school year that the daycare centers fumace has not been working. Last semester. the center was down for two schoolers to classes. or ask a friend or spouse to walCh ths children. What I want is for th118ChOOI to replace the unreliable furnace. 11I8y have been repairing It. but the rspdlI do not work for long. The company thIllllllll work on It has trouble getting paI1I for • furnace that old. Get on the ball,P8Itl8IdeI My bill for daycare is $56 a week II1d lheI8 are a lot of parents paying more than thai. . The school administration says thIllheY are Parkslde advertises that they have daycare on the campus. We depend upon this service. Replace the ·VI fumaoel To the Editor: On February 27, The Ranger News printed a letter by Jill Pinkowski that addressed environmental issues. While I admire her concem with the environment. hsr methods are a tad bit too left of center for me. How come a good Idea can becOme ugly so quickly? My criticism lies In the sentence that urges people to "sabotage factories· on behalf of the environment. I will not discuss ths Item of jobs vs. environment as many may rightly question (I.e. Spotted Owls). What Ido question Is the sanity of those that believe sabOtage to a factory wiNchange anything. Not only Is it ineffective and destruc:tlve. but highly unhslpful to the continued success of more peaceful methods of changing things. If a factory is polhJling-tell your senator. Believe me, no senator In his right mind In our current political climate Is going to come down antlenvironment. Don' get me wrong: your intentions are very noble. but your methods bOrder between stupid and Just plain foolish. You are right that complacency wiN not achieve anything. Then again. neither will blowing up buildings. The trick Is to change wllhout using guns-a fundamental truth In this society for many years (not all governments change· h8nds Wbetba the article SII'UCk a c:bonI of re.in you or CXlllversely youcriedoutinglee,sItou1dKaplan be awanIed rmd in tum accept tbe positiOn. UW-Palbide will have 10 find. new chancellor. 1be questioa that Irises from dtisbypotbe,; a!sifue!ion is "wb8l ldndofc:h!U!CW\ordoeaUW-Partsideneedfortbe..-._ fortbe millie?· As • _ lepoila for Tht RtlllgfI'Newlfortbeputfouryss, I've COYCred _Illlries in- -..t.u.I.._..... .U.I.V......m..i i!l,lllioa, -..,.,......... ....... adpdcularly tbec:lllncellar. 1be JXlIIIioo of c'lllJlcellor II UW· 'abide or my UDhersity is tbe IJIOSl powetful one ell campus. In conclusion, Iels bope tbat ""nreIknue ...... S''b\efor fuIUJ'C cbanc:ellon will be trustdelamining budgels, administer- WOJIhy. honest, and be effective iDa afl'ain of tbe university .lIOlto comDlImic:lIlOiS who will get inmenlioD \Qbbying tbe 1egis1alUJ'C volved w1!h UW·Partside student for needed funding. IIICl faculty body. as well utbe I 1bedecisions tbatcllllJlcellc:n ... SlIIiIlUIIding communities. I II THE RANGER NEWS STAJII' EdItor~n-chlef _._IlInWI== =:-or............................................................ =- Layout _ --~ AssistanILayCIUIEdlot' _. • =~ II 1.IIIiIl.1..1 ........................................... _ _ _..ludwBc ' Itt ~EdIIors lleYe alid......... 'fIJI'. ~or · ··..·· ·· · ·· · _··_·'·E' PhaIo~Editor _.. , Jt Col \ - ..__ .... lIIlIIIiIy Is-. A I._a&ive sample maybe published u~:;:Ttiii·Riiiiie:;:·BiTtOmer~o:=<t:'..:.: ,." Whm ._ 101IIIII e....... ,inIiUr viewpoinll lie Pilch teeieved. '- lll1be SdilDr shDuId lie typed 11IIIcIoubJe. sl·,I..~Diibii'ii:Oii\'iiiii ..~=.=..!~!-2~:1':. IJIIIC'ldIild iIIcIIlde 1be...... _IOI'W HClIriJy It\llllber. .....-,CIrtise - _~1eph_1DIIIIbrr. ~mayllOlexceocl200WOIdsIllll SllIller Newmlwl.JlIcIdeNilll.CfIIig .w, shDuId be cJeIivaed IIIThe Ronpr News. Room wu.e D- r.:.':' ,., _-__..J,lIllIII!" ....... 1tIIIar1'dlq 139C, before 5 JIll ClIIMonday. ~ thII do 1I01_1be Accaunl:- MngIr _..__ _ ......-l~ ". News _. IIId iavlw""'lII 1be 1foI-.,.-S.....-. • well • diose _1Iinin MvIIorIfIIlI-llIlive TIl1lI1l)'MlInt,KriItinI.... 1ldiIIIr. ~d11I or wiIh.ediloriII, olraWve.IlbeIous .. lI'ioIMdinaillfOlJlWiGD,wi1Ibe.....,.: Euc:ulIvtCOi·.._· ·..AniItow~ Jan ...... ili•i .J~IIII=.cI;'.=or~:.:'I~II:.=p_u~bI:::ieIIlIled=.:.iD...=..'lbeE~R:...:=Ne-w" s~:IIe:._1II.~..1..b. e~-.:.:I-.~.":IO·:b·e-:':efwo~r'=~rT-he-~~.R.-tn-~~.Newa:::I:_=1be GWilainHalllr.TedDMdtnrliyarel.eA~iolIlllIIIaSl.d.a..n......... .1110£11,,""_ y .pwu-~--.---- ...-..-.-- University of WlSconsin·Parkside THE RANGER' NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press JOOWlIadIlald. llall20011.KInaehI,WI53141.- EdDiIi 14141-7 .... (414)5ll5-22ll5 The..... News it pdIIished fN8JY 'I'IIunday ..... 1be ..... " ,.. acopi_lnIb IIIdhaIldays. The..... Newait wriaJDlIldedilJ4"' ...... clUW· ............ ...,,.,.,..,... far ilIadiIaria1po\ioy 1IId_ . Ta 1t.1NGa Nns. Page 10 Editorial Chancellor Kaplan's departure could benefit UW-Parkside by Dan Owqpaa are mpansibJe far affect us an. aucbas6nancialaid.smokinapolicies. and budget CUii. Over the years, many complain& s dealing with Kaplan SUI'• round her Jact of communicalion. notonly wicb SIUdents, but wicb dJe faculty and the surrounding community. Wbenitcomestotbeselcc:tioo of a cbancellor, views from fac- Last week, The Ranger News ultyandstudentscan'tandshouldn't informed stu- 1 be ignored. den&s and rac- _ Editorial I Upon posing ulty that Chan- .._ _______ _. lhisquestiontonucellor Sheila Kaplan wa, one of six merous members of faculty. staff finalists in pcnuit of die IOp ad- mdSIUdents. suggestionsincludcd: minisUative position at San Jose "Someone who has the ability to Stare University in California. inwact well with the faculty.• "Someone who can lobby effectivelyincmgress." "Someonewho demoosaares visible bldership." And finally. "Someooe who can effectively plan for die fuaure of tbcuniwnity." WbedK'Z the a1icle sttuck a dlonl of fear in you ar conversely youcriedou&inglee.sbouldKaplan be awarded .. in llll'D accept tbc pomim. UW-Parbidc will have to find a new cbancellor. Tbe queatioo lbal ariles from dlisbypodaelical sibJlrionit "what ldndof c:banceUor doel UW•Puk• lidoneedfortbepaemamdforlho fumn,?• Al a news ftP(Jfta" for TM Rait,oNewd'crlbepastfouryears. I've cova9d numerous l1Dries intOlvinglboadminisnlion. facub:y. Ddenll imdpadcalarlydledllncellor. The posllioo of cbmlcellor ll UW-Pabideor ayuamnityis die most powerful one on cam.pas. Cblordlorsammipm11l>lefor dealmining budgets. administer· ing affairs of die univenity • not 10 mention lobbying die legislabue for needed funding. 'lbedecisioas tbatcbancellcn · I agree and add dWUW-Part• side needs a chancellor who can relale ID the JXOblems of the SlU• den&s. A cbancelkr who is involved enough in campus organi.- 7.atioas ad Sllldentinput realizes dial tbcmostimp01111118S9Clof dJe University ii the SIUden&s. It is impor11Dt for cbancellcn to remember that when it c:ameatomakingtbosetougb dccisiom. dJe benefit of die lbldents sbou1d be pul first and foremosl aboveayodltrapnda. ID conclusion. lc&s hope dial fuaure chancellors will be arustworthy. honest. and be effective com,nuoicaiors who will get involved with UW-Partaide student and faculty body. as well as lbe surrounding communities. TIie .... Mewl ii publilbed flffltJ 'l'llllllday duriD& die .,._le,-aceptov•lmb lllll batidl.yl. . '111iaa.,erNewailnnenllldeclitldb)' .... ofUW• Pllbidl.whD•IOlelJrelJICIMihlebilledif«Wpolicy .. Clalllllll. a..... ...... Nlq '111ia .... Newa~llldbmlillleamtolhc &litiar • ..................... wilh• editorial. .-dcle. cs _.... publilbld ia Tbe a.,. News are ...................... ..,. ... com- Editorial / Opinion Maths,1992 - Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: What do an ethnic and minorltleS groups In America have in common? Most members of these groups are American citizens. Are you an American? Have you registered to vote? Are you an ethnic Amertcan? Have you registered to vote? What does it mean to be an American citizen? Do you spend more time learn ng about your ethnic heritage than you do of the heritage and Mure of the United States of America? Ask yourselves these questions. John A. Boyd To the Editor: On February 27, The Ranger News printed a letter by Jil Pinkowski that addressed environmental Issues. Wh te I admire her concem with the environment, her methods are a tad bit too left of center for me. How come a good idea can beeome ugly so quickly? My criticism lies In the sentence that urges people to -sabotage factories" on behalf of the environment. I will not discuss the Item of jobs vs. environment as many may rightly question (I.e. Spotted OWis). What I do question is the sanity of those that believe sabotage to a factory wl change anything. Not only Is · ineffective and destructive, but hJghly unhelpful to the continued success of more peaceful methods of changing things. If a factory Is pollutlno-tell your senator. Believe me, no senator in his rfght mind In our current political dlmate Is going to oome down antlenvironment. Don't get me wrong: your Intentions are very noble, but your methods border between stupid and just plain foolish. You are right that con1)1a• cency will not achieve anything. Then again, neither will blowing up buildings. The trick Is to change without using guns-a fundamental truth In this society for many years (not al governments change hands so passively). Please put down the p nade, go to McDonald's and gaze llPOllh things that have been changed P08111ve1f already (I.e. packaging). Its far too easy1o be overcome by guilt and pessinlsm; I la a far more courageous act to work out plausible solutions to our problems. Timothy E. Kl'llletftw Dea Ranger: The furnace at the Parkside daycare center is on the blink today, March 3, 1992. What does · mean for the parents thal use th's facility? We rn.ist be on call at a moments' notice to leave class, pick up our own children and decide It we can go back to class or just go on home. Believe me, children are not happy campers when they have to leave their friends ear1y. The stall at daycare w·11 not be paid for the tkne they do not Yiork. The daycare cannot.., relocate to another building at Parkside at a moment's notice because of state restrictions upon space per child. the type furniture, and toifet facilities needed. This Is not the first time this school year that the daycare centers fumac8 has not been working. Last semester. the center was down for two schoolerl to classes, or ask a friend or spouse to WIICh the children. What I want ta for this 8ChOol to replace the unreliable fumace. 11lay have been repairing It, but the repal8 do not work for long. The company ttlal nut work on it has trouble getting parts tor• furnace that old. Get on the ball.Palklidel My bill for daycare ta $56 a week and thlr8 are a lot of parents paying more than that, The school adrrinistratlon says ttlal lhlY are Parkside advertises that they have daycare on the campus. We depend upon this service. Replace the •v, tumacel _5.199'2 Editorial I Opinion TDa-NIWI.PqeU. ~sand mint-flavoredwhat?-:--~---_-----=.:====.:.::.:::~ wbichclaimstowanuoiDslillfam_ ~yvall1CSbackinouflociely. This IS~ fine and weD. but in lbe plISt, this group has been involved in seven! auemplS toremovematerisis contained in high schoollilnries. Dangerous publications lite lheteenmagazineSassy .andbooks like Kun Vomegut's S1aIIgluer- MlISe Five are pereoniallargets of their censorship auemplS. (Censorship =family values. Hmm .... I think I've missed something along the way.) Kalshian's big gripe with the order for 1000 mint-flavored condoms was ~ted in the February 25th editioo of lhe Journal Times, "I doo't think we should be in lhe business of promoting perverted sets and fund it with our 1U doUars." While lhe idea of amintflavored condom does conjur up some rather bizarre images, Mr. KaIashian seems to have missed . the boat completely 011thai teenyweeny AIDS problem thai an estimated 1,000.000 Americans have. The reason lhe Health Deperlment ordered them is because lhe first time the mint condoms were ordered. they were popular. What does thai mean? You guessed It, peoplewercusingthemlMoJespecifically. people who had a1rcady been to lhe Hea1Ih Deparlment's STD clinic were using lhem.They were not being handed out allhe door to anyone who WI1bd in. The Racine Public HeaItb AdminisllalOr. Richanl Wisse1I, had some interesting comments that nobody seemed to hear. especially Mr. Ka1ashian. He said things lite, "You can't be bashful and won: in. public health; nOlhing's sacred." by Gabe lOuka It'skindoffunny thatlhe Mayorof Racine would listen to KaIashian I'8IhcI" than Wisseu. and cancellbe order for lhe condoms. While Ka1ashian did threaten lhe mayor with letters from his 600 member organizatioo. 1 think lhe phrase .....won: in public healdL••" has a IitlIe to do with which "voice of reason" needs to be heard. 1have to paraphrase WisseD.because leIon't have lhe exact quote. but essentially he said that the job of public health is to protect, not condone or condemn, and thai the cost of 1000 mint condoms (roughly 585.(0) is far less than the cost of caring for one persoo with AIDS. So, wbichdoyou think ismore perverse, oral sex or people getting AIDS that could have prevented it givenamint-condom?lknowsome of you will answer lhe fust, so think about this. People are going to bave sex no mauer what anyone says or does. It is natural and healthy, and it is how you got here to read this column. So rather than fuss about how people are doing it and why, why not educate them so they do not become victims? We could read them books. or plays. IiIcc Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. For example, "Wbat's in a aame? That which we call a rose, By any 0Iher word wou1d smeD as sweet: could be changed to "Wbat's ina name? That wbich we call a condom, No mauer what the lIavar. will sliD stop VD.· Oops, 1 forgOt... all those books should be CeDSIlRll Maybe if we invite Mr. Ka1asbian to next yem-'sCondom Games he'd see iL•.never mind. mayhebuDyingshouldn'tbeto1etated. BeDo again and welcome to "GIbe's pPbolt.' Those of you .... this column. probably kDDWlball normally don't Sllay oaIIide of die confines of student life wIIID it comes to subject mat- 11I'. However, the recent ruckus over the Racine Health Depolllllllt's order of 1000 mint ClIIlIaa bas been lhe source of a fewc:hdks and a lot of coester- .. ilrllle. Il_that wherever you go __ people who feel it is their dIIy is IIIdiI:We morals. save the __ 1Il:C from itself. and decide _ JIlIlIIIIe sbouId think. These peapIe seem to scream the loudest ".lta they think something .....c.....J." 11illbad lIISle,and/Ol deviaDt sexual bebav- ....Uub"· $ 'y,lbesepeople.as dIIOW1) ealIaueviewpoint,rigbt ar 111ft, loot allife through a key- .IIa.Ie.. TIley don't see lhe big pic- IDdIe~ofthe lOOOMint PInanldOwlons" (wbichsounds "Ibotide toa bad porno movie), Ibe !lead of lhe screamen is John I'e!nhiep He is the president of Ibe ItIciIIe chaplec of the Ameri- C8II Pamily AssociaIion; a group Laissez-Fair~ The butt-ugliest men of rock-n-roll " Terri Lyn Fortuey I've listed my ten favorite ugly j!3: Sid VIcious.No, wa~, Imeant 10 Columnist men and why: say Johnny Rotten-he waa the Excusemeforlsckofabetter '10: Alice Cooper. Ever wonder dNmmerfromtheSexPisIo~rtg'::" _ but tbeIe are many men in why heweara makeup at age43? t2:TomP~.:.~':lr8W IlkeerBo: IOCt - 'Nuff aaid strangely B.... _ ng +roU these da~s that ha~e 19: Neil Young. The man hat.. Dylan. At least we can understand fates meant for radio. Just flip MTV He should ~ doeSn' make what he's singing. . t_IIanJnugdb lhe many music-TV chan- him bok any belier. And the number one bult-ug~ you'D get my point. .s. Bob Dylan. In his own words: est man aI rock-,;roll (so f~r) ~. It·s quite ironic that ugly men Gibbtygobb!y shoobedo. Oooooh. JOE WALSHI WAh~.C. Field s almost always have beautiful .7· Keith Richards. He does the nose and untamed h8Jr,Joe was Y/Omen banging all over them in be~ im~ationof a dead man alive. once asked by David ';;lte?"n,r' videos just to sell albums. The eye liner addS~ n=:~n :: ::':.t~':"::::'.:em: bad ~ and Beethove.n ne.vckers 1sa16id: DDononHeHennleYylme' ual die. WfIA'• cliched f_ only a mother could 10 resort to cheap gnnnu maybe W he just got 8 hair cut.· love. . . Just 10.sell albums. ~t then tJ.t- 15: That guy from R.E.M. with one 1may sound like I'm ripping -- t any albums m lhe ea~- eyebroW. Somebody give him .a 011these poor men. but a famo,us loeatb century-so forget that pomL shaver or a trip to the elec:trOlySls author that I can't remember said. AIlyway. in the case of rock clinic. "Ugly can be beautiful. butpret1Y, lIIIIsic,youdon'thavetobegoodto t4:MickJaggar.S8xsymbollnthe never." That author must not be beaclassic. You just have to be sixties.So,islhatwhyailthegroUP- thatgR8lJookingbimself. RIlly. rally ugly. las took drugS? ~Homophobia: An irrational word for an irrational act tiona. 1do notaccept or appoveol ae:atain type of sauaI aclivily pevalent -. gay males. This perticuIa' practice is pdm. ily singularly specific to human males. 1amnot a_ of any other mammal 00 eIII1b _________ that indulges in this deviant practice for self-satisfactioo ooIy. WorId1digicnsbavelefused lDJI'ftllI'ize this practice as 'egitinwe or IepI for over 1,20T0ywaa_. bJr SllIlIIJS !lave Iawa pnlIlibitiIIa iL Civibed IOCiely baa COIIdeIMIelI tbia pcllClic» bCCIIlIIIieI. ,.., .... allbe WftIIII. WIIIl .. -1I1IdIII1Iboaa? ............ 1 "''' ... ..... '.Ur'.h .. .."J.-... ...dIe =e==r::: ..u $ __ a ttll _lWDBy lfle ...,,1 do dIIllfle ..... lIM' ClI mil" IIIIIlIIa Jlfh'* is fIIelr own .'hell According to Webs1er's N'mtb New Collegiate Dictiouri: bomopbobia is: "imtJio. aal f_ of homosexuality or homosexuals." 1bis word ( • _) _ Qlined in 1969_ Durill&a QlIIveIIIlIIioa in the pISt week __ i·••tIr lmplk!cl 1 was IIoaIclphc!Iltc • 11Iisisnotthefirst_thislla occunecL NowIl'slll7 .. 111 reply. IIcloqil1IodtiocoIIlIYl oteaIIeve 1.. , wJllllavetomabdlatJtl .... II8llon. 1 do IIave ODe ... cullUIII viwpoiJll 00 a cIdalD aspectofllantosexUallty 1wiIIl toexpess. In Older lDlead IOIIIC__ ibiIi1JlDlII7tolll7pcllse11l view. I will discJooc IOIIIC penoaal lnformatioa. It 10 hajlpens 1 have seven! good friends who perceivelhemselves.andwhose behavior is peaceivcd as. h0- mosexual. We have bad seven! open discussions concemingthissubjectasweDasotbers concerning bomosexuality. We disasJee as much as we agree. Recently, 1had the opportunity to visit a millcdcoujllcs nigbtdub with these frieIIds: the ~ty of p8lRlIIS were gay or lesbian. I enjoyed lbe music,thepcoplelmet.and the company 1_with. 1cojoyed the entire eveaiDI. It was a IcanIiaI CqJClI ieloce. 1gruefaIIy accept and Ietum their valued friea1dIbIp. Tbis does not mean IIIave accept, or give lI1anbt IJIIIlIOYlII for allof Ihelr 0ClJIdu!;t and ac- Althe JIRlIIIIt time, 1wJII IIlIl a&:ClIII& or ....- of tho ..,"""hptipr;e. of tbia pri:aIIr sexaal practice. 1_ not nquiIwd to. .... aeilber are you. Maybe their needs to be a _C<lIIIIJICbenIidefinifion ofhomosexua!ity. Maybec:erlain c:oadJX:t and bebavior IequiIes dift"czaU rules. Regardless. this social problem is not going to be solved unless we &Ie pennlned to discuss itwithout being ostIlII: izccL As iUIlIIdsDOW,by legitimizlnlbomosexuality. youalso legitimize tID specific pIICtice. Do youwantto Ie8Chyour c:hildrco thatthis typoofsaual aclivity itaccepIItIe behavior IICOOIIIin& to our society's IIOl1IIS'l 1dIint DOt! Lul weet's..-: NO. .. ~' 1992 Editorial/ O inion ~sand mint- flavored what? by Gabe Klu Hello again and I me U> "Gabe's x." Tho of y who Jad &bis colwnn. pro ly kDOI' 1ba1 I normally do 't stray oallidc m the con1tmes o stw:lcnt life wla il comes to subject mattr: r. However. the recen rue over the Racine He Ith Dep1111DeDl's orderof lOOOmint coadmm bas bcco th un:e of a few dllctJcs and a loc of cooiSIU llllill far me. llaeemsthal w vet you o dm are people who f cc& it · · duty illo dicall.c m , ve lhc hulnmmce from itself. and dee· wb11 people sbould . These people leelll 10 aaeam the IOOCICSI wbclcwa Ibey think something affllldldlem,isin bad UDU;,.AIIU,\A --.. deviln& sex behavir. Uarodumldy. people. wldlewiyasnmeviewpo" right Cl' left. loot • life gh a teyllOID. TIiey don't sec the b pie -ID die~ of tbc 1000 Mint FlnDIOmoms., (whichsounds llelbelidetoa bid pcmo movie). lbe lad of the screametS is John Keledrien He is the prcsjdcnt o lbe Racine cbapcer of 1h AmmCID Family . ; a group n. ........... z-Faire which claims to want to instill family valoes back in ouuociety. This is~ fine and well. but in lhe put. this group has been involved in several aaem pts tomnovematerials conlained in high school librari . Dangerous publicatiOM like the teen . Sassy ,and boob lite Kun V gut•s Slallghltrhouse Five arc perennial targets of their "p atlemplS. (Cenip- family values. Hmm ... , I thinkrve · somethingalong the way.) Ka1shian' s big gripe with the order for 1000 mint- flavored condoms was (rin&ed in the February 2Slh edition of the Journal Times. "I don •uhink we should be in the bllSillw of promoting perverted acts and fund ir with our lax dollars." While the idea of a mintflavored condom does conjur up some radtez biwle images. Mr. Ka1ashian s to have missed the boat completely on that ceenyweeny AIDS problem that an estimated 1,000.000 Americans have. The reason the Health Depanmaat ordeml them is because the first time die mint condoms were ordered. they were popular. What does that ? YOU gueased it. peop were using diem! Morespocifically, people who had already been to the Health Dq,anment's STD clinic were using them. They were not being handed out at the door lD anyone who wa1bd in. The Racine Public Heallh AdrninislJator, Richard Wissell, had some intereS ting comments that nobody seemed to hear. especially Mr. Kalashian, He said things like, "You can•t be bashful and wmt in . public health; nothing's saacd." It's kind of funny that the Mayor of Racine would lisren -, ICaJasbian raaber lhan WisaeD, and cancel the order for the condoms. While KaJashian did threaten the mayor widJ. letters from bis 600 member organi7.ation, I think the phrase " ... wort in public beallh. .. " ba., a litde to do with which "voice of reason" needs to be beard. I have to paraphra.,e WisseD, because I don't have the exact quote, but essen• tially he said lhat the job of public health is to protect, not condone or condemn.and that tbecostof 1000 mint condoms (roughly $85 .00) is far less than the cost of caring for one person widJ. AIDS. So, which do you lhink ismore perverse, oral sex <r people getting AIDS that could have prevented it given amint-condom? I know some of you will answer the first. so think about this. People arc going 10 have sex no matter wbat anyone says or does. It is natural and healthy, and it is bow you got here 10 read Ibis column. So radiez than fus.1 about bow people arc doing it and why. why not educate them so they do not become victims? We could read them books. or plays. like Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet • For example, "What's in a name? Thal which wc call a rose. By any other word would smell as sweet: could be changed to ~•sinaname?Thatwhichwc call a condom. No mauer what 1he flavor. will Slill stop VD.• Oops. I forgot. •• all dl09C books should bo censored. Maybe if we invite Mr. Kalashian to next year's Condom Games he'd see iL • .never mind. maybe bullying shouldn't be toler• ated. The butt-ugliest men of rock-n-roll By Terri L Fortn 1 Column· Excuse me for lack of a better ram. but there are many men in IOCt-n-roU these days that have faces meant for radio. Just flip lbrougb lhemany music-TV channels and you'll get my poinL It's quite.ironic lhal ugly men ahnost always have beautiful women banging all ovez them in videos just to sell albums. Mozatand Beethoven never bad 10 resort to cheap gimmicks jgn 10 aell albums, but then tbt.re waeo·, any album s in the eighleellh century-so forge! that poinL Anyway. in the ca.,c of rock IDUsic,youdon'tbave 10 be good to lie a clmic. You just have to be Jeally. really ugly. rve listed my ten favorite ugly #3: Sid Vicious. No, wait, I meant to men and why: say Johnny Rotten-he was the #10: Alice Cooper. Ever wonder drumme,fromtheSexPlstola,rtght? why he wean1 makeup at age 43? #2:TomPetty.Asheg,:ewolder,h• 'Nuff said. strangely started looking like Bob 19· Neil You ng. Th• man hates Dylan. At least we can understand MTV. He should, It doesn't make what he's singing. Iihim look any better. And the number one butt-ug • ,s· Bob Dyla n. In his own words: est man of roc:k-~roll (so far) ~- Gibbly gobbly shoobe do. Oooooh. JOE WALSH! With ~.c. Fields #7· Keith Richards. He does the nose and untamed hair, Joe was be~ imitation ot a dead man alive. once asked by David Lett~rm;n, The eye liner adds a nice touch. •Are you wo~~ ":em~ 16 . Don Henley As Mojo Nixon look greatt• .,. e -, saJd, Don Henley must ~le. Wei~ cllched face only • mother could maybe if he j ust got a hair cut. love. . , • . .. 15. That guy from R.E.M. with on• I may sound like I m nppmg ey~ w. Somebody give him .• on these poor men. but a fam~ shaver or a trip to the elecbOlysis author dial I can't remember said. dlnlc. "Ugly can be beautiful, but pretty, #4: MickJagger.Sexsymbollnth• nevez." That audtor must not be sixties . So, is that why allthegroup- 11111 great looking himself. les took drugs? THIRANGDNsws,Plgell . Politik from Parkside Homophobia: An irrational word for an irrational act According to Websaer"s Ninth New Collegialc Diclionary; homophobia ii: "ilnlional f• of bomollexuality or homosexuals." 'Ibis wml ( • noun) was coined in 1969. Duringa convasalion in dlo pan week l0IDeOaO iadbecdy implied I was bomopbobic. Thisisaot tbcfintdmoddslllll occwied. Now it's my lmD IO reply. I do not believe I • llomopbotlic. Yaa die reads. willhavetomatedlltdelrmination. I do ba-ve aae 1110111 cullllrll viewpoint on a callin upcctofholnose.xuali(y I willl tocxpal. In order to lend pne Cftldibility10mytomypa& 11view. I will cliaclose l0IDC penoaal infonnadoo. It 10 happens I have ,even! good friends who perceivelhem9elves,andwboee behavior is pm:civcd as. homosexual. We haw md several open discussions concaning this subject as well u Olbers concenuog homosexuality. We disagree as much as wc agree. Recently. 1 had tbeoppor• tunity U>visit amixedcouples nightclub with these fricDds; the ~ty of pauoos wae gay or lesbian. I enjoyed lhe music, dlepeople llnet,and the company I wa with. I enjoyed the entire eveninl. It was a karDing experience. I gatefully accept and retmn their valued &iendlbip. This does not mean I have accept. or give blallUI appoval for all of lheir conduct and ac• dons. ldo not accept Cl' Q11'0VCof acc:nain type of se1UII aclivily prevalent among gay males. This parlicular practice is Jm· marily singularly specific 10 human males. I am not aware of any other mammal on earth tba&. induJaes in this deviant practke for self-satisfaction only. Worldldigionabaverefued IOn,c:opize Ibis paclke as legilimale Cl' 1egil far aver 1.200 years. Twenty four - have laws probibiana it. CiviliJJecl IOCicty bas condemned dlis pncdce far cauurieL 'lbcyca'taDIJe'Wftllll. Wbatn• lllldDc lbou&? Wen....,._Jqitimir.- ill• leplbiag laaNlelallily. ............ ............ ,..,,..,. ofwapeeific....apattAieo. wli-lWblt.-lWO smmecon• •fnl....._ By ... ..,., ............. aualrmdllc&~~-~-· adulll in priVlfa ii dleir OWD basirc• Al the .... lime. I will DOI accept OJ lplllOVO of dlo kpinrizadonw'lepJizadon of dtis pri:ular aaaal prac• tico. I• ldrequinld to. and neilber a you. · Maybe lheir needs to be a GMRcaqnbensivedefinition of~uality. Maybeca'• lain conduct and behavior requires diffemit mies. Regardless. this social problem is DOt going to be solved unless we arc permitted to diacWII it wilbout being 09- tracir.ed. Asitsamds now.by J.egitimiziDlhomoaexuality, youalso legirirnim dlis specific practico. Doyouw•toaeacbyour childlea that this typeof saual activity is acc:cpllble behavior according to om soc:iety"s norms? I dlint nod QIIUlionofdttwd:: Thedefi• qition of logonbea is: Last weet•s aswa: NO. 1'DRANG.. NEWS, Page 12 Head to Head Math 5,1-992 School ofFish gives some lessons inalternative rock By Sam Moebestel' ud ADdy Pab:b CoIlIIIIIIists This week. Sam andAndy will be reviewillg tM self-tilled ~b/ll by Schoo/ of Fish. iJistrib/lled by Capito/Records. ThiswasAndy's pick. so lre'll cast ojf.•• Before tinally hearing Ibis album several weeks ago, Ibad been • nearlyCOllS1lllU1yexposedlOalilaDY of pro-School of Fish reviews and promotions, but bad never bad tbe opportunity 10actually experience Ibis fledgling bend myself. Aft« being sent the disc by CapiWI Records early Ibis semester; however, Iam tinally able 10 justify all the hoopla. Believe tbe hype folks - these guys are impressive. Relying on apowerfol,guilar' heavy sound and lyrics ranging from the simple 10 the complex, School of Fish presents in their debut production a talent and music savvy strong enough 10 ensure them tbeir own niche in tbe world of alternative rock for years 10 come. In subject malter, tbe songs of the album vary from lamentations over screwed. up relationships ("Tallt Like Strangers," "Euphoria") 10 introspective self-exami· nations ("3 Strange Days," "Speecbless") 10 blastings of tbe ills of society ("Rose Colored Glasses; "King of tbe DoIJar".) School ofFish is at their best, bowever, in tbeir more psychological works, where songwriters Josh Clayton-Felt and Michael Ward evince impressive in1ellectua\ capabilities as'-wen as lJUe poetic insight. . "3Strange Days; "Rose Colored Glasses; and ''Euphoria" are especially D01ewortby in Ibis respect. Musically, School ofFish develops a unique sound truly tbeir own. Lead guitarist Michael Ward's sometimes heavy, sometimes melodic guitars, augmen1ed .by the backing guitars of Josh Clayton-Felt, the bass of Dominic NanIini. and the drums of M.P. I I I (Ibis is bow be is identified in the albam's credits), perfectly com· . pliment tbeodd but appealing vocals of Josh Clayton-Felt. Vocally, School ofFish is in many ways similar 10 tbe Mighty Lemon Drops, while instrumentally they present a sound paralleBing many of the great alternative rock bands (i.e., early R.E.M.,ete.). Thecombinalionof these elements is an inUiguing, engaging sound that is a pleasure 10 witness. From the mystical "3Strange Days," 10 the rockin' "Rose ColoredGlasses; 10the melodic "EopIKxia, " Ibis disc assaoIts the 1istener with an unending stream of beautiful sounds. Althoughthereareoneortwo IIIICIts on tbe disc that seem to be "fillers" ("Deep End," "Speech· less"), tbe remaining songs more than amply make up for these mi· norinconveniences. An excellent performance from a group with incredible potential. Grade: B+ Now, for a more sophisticated view, Mre's Sam... Based on songwriting alone, School of Fish can be considered quiteanimpressivebandand, with the musical talent they possess, Ibis group has some serious potential A number of songs on Ibis disc are clever. insightful works with obvious influences ranging from David Bowie 10The Rolling Stones (an interesting theft of The SlOnes' "I Can't GetNo Satisfaction" is evident on "King of the DoIJar".) Armed with afresh sound and sIuup intellectualism, School of Fish is definitely one of tbe few quality bands swimming in the massive sea of "alternative" music. Led by Singer/Songwriter/ Guitarist Josh Clayton-Felt, School of Fish blends rock-n-roll with 70's pop 10 create a sound different enough to be interesting without alienating themselves from tbe public ear by being ab- Sam: GradeB • School of Fish will definitely be heard of in the next few years ." ... surd. Songs like "King of the Dollar", "Euphoria", and "3 Strange Days" contain excellent arrangements and a fine display of musicianship (drummer M.P. and lead guitarist Michael Ward are especially proficient) and "Rose Colored Glasses" is an excellent break from the rest of the album with its original sound. With all the album's merits. though, come a few problems as well. While Icontend that School ofFish has an original sound and a degree of talent, Ifind that many of the songs contain similar melodies and vocalist Clayton-Felt tends to droneoninapattemreminiscentof early Michael Stipe(notthatthis is a bad pattern. just a highly copied one). Songs like "Deep End; "Wrong," and "Under the Microscope" are at best uninspired and somewhat boring. Looking past these filler songs, though, it is evident that this band has some serious potential and, with a little refining, could make a name for themselves. By playing 10 the "alternative" crowd, School of Fish are subjecting themselves to constant scrutiny and inevitable comparisons 10monster acts like Nirvana, U2. and even the Iali:, great Jane's Addiction. Perbaps if they get rid of the filler songs and replaced tbe01with some heavy dsnceable lrllCD,1his group could be a ma~ succe&l. Possessing a great amount of p0- tential and an aigina1 knaCk for songwriting (as well as five or six great tunes), . School of Fish will definitely be heard of in the next few years. Grade: B NUl Week: Sam'spick. as we review 24·7 Spyz' /DIest reo lease,/MEP "ThisIs 24·7Spy:·I" Au revior lUI t1Je"./olk.s ... Andy: Grade B+ •An excellent performance from a group with incredible potential. • ---~~~~~:,_ _______ _!H~e~a~dLJt~o_!H~e~a~d~----------___;,.;;:Man:b:::::.:'.!.!5~ !_!m llANGa Nns, Page 12 School of Fish gives some lessons in alternative rock By Sam Mancbester and Alldy Patcll Colwnnisa This week, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the ulf-tilled ckbut by School of Fish, distribuled by Capitol Records. This was Andy's pick, so he' II cast ojf. .. Before finally hearing this al· bum several weeks ago, I bad been • nearly consamtlyexposedlD alilany of pro-School of Fish reviews and promotions, but bad never bad the opportunity ID actually experience this fledgling band myself. Aftez being sent the disc by Capi~l Records early this semes• ta; however, I am finally able IO justify all the hoopla. Believe the hype folks - these guys are impressive. Relying on a powerful, guitarheavy sound and lyrics ranging from the simple ID the complex, School of FJ.Sh presents in their debut production a talent and music savvy strong enough ID ensure them their own niche in the world of alternative rock for years to come. In subject IIUIWr, the songs of the album vary from lamentations over screwed . up relationships ('"Talk Like Strangers,,. "Eupboriaj 10 introspective self-ewni• nations ("3 Strange Days, .. "SpeechJessj ID blasting., of the ills of society ("Rose Colored Glasses," "King of the Dollar".) School of Fish is at their best, however, in their more psychological works, where songwriters Josh Clayt0n-Felt and Michael Ward evince impressive intellectual ca• pabilities IS well IS true poetic insighL "3 Suange Days, .. ''Rose Col• orcdGlasses, .. and ''Euphoria .. are especially noteworthy in this respecL Musically, School of Fish develops a unique 90UDd truly their own. Lead guitarist Michael Ward's sometimes heavy, sometimes melodic guitars, augmented by the backing guitars of Josh ClaytOD-Felt, the bass of Dominic Nardini. and the drums d. M.P. (this is how be is identified in the album's credits), perfectly com- • pliment the odd but appealing vocals of Josh Clayt00-FelL Vocally, School ofFJSb is in many ways similar to the Mighty Lemon Drops, while instrumentally they present a sound parallelling many of lbe great alttznative rock bands (i.e., early R.E.M.,etc.). Thecombinationof these elements is an intriguing, engaging sound that is a pleasure to witness. From the mystical "3 Strange Days, .. to the rockin' ''Rose ColoredGJasses," aothemelodic"Eu,. phma." this disc as&1ults the listener with an unending stream of beautiful sounds. Although thereareoneor lWO uacks on the disc that seem to be "fillers" ("Deep End," "Speechless"), the remaining songs more than amply make up for these minor inconveniences. An excellent perfonnance from a group with incredible potential. Grad: B+ Now, for a more sophisticated view, here's Sam. .. Based on songwriting alone, School of Fisb can be considered quite an impressive band and, with the musical talent they possess. this group ha., some serious potential. A number of songs on this disc are clever, insightful works with obvious influences ranging from David Bowie IO The Rolling Stones (an interesting theft of The Stones' "I Can'tGetNoSatisfaction" is evident oo "King of the Dollar".) Armed withamsh sound and sbaip intellectualism, School of Fish is definitely one of the few quality bands swimming in the massive sea of "alternative" music. Led by Singer/Songwriter/ Guitarist Josh Clayton-Felt, School of Fish blends rock•n•roll with 70's pop ID aeate a sound different enough to be interesting without alienating themselves from the public ear by being ab- Sam: GradeB • School of Fish will definitely be heard of in the next few years. • --- - -- . __ ___,..,,_ ~-=,,_-n-----==· - - ~.:.-~--~ - - - - - surd. Songs like "King of the Dollar", "Eupbma", and "3 Strange Days" contain excellent arrangements and a fine display of musi• cianship (drummer M.P. and lead guitarist Michael Ward are especially proficient) and ''Rose Colored Glasses" is an excellent break from the rest of the album with its original sound. With all the album's merits, though, come a few problems as well. While I contend that School of Fish has an original sound and a degree of talent, 1 find that many of the songs contain similar melodies and vocalist Clayton-Felt tends to drone on in a pattemreminiscentof early Michael Stipe (not that this is a bad paUern, just a highly copied one). Songs like "Deep End," "Wrong," and ''Under the Microscope" are at best uninspired and somewhat boring. Looking past these filler songs, though, it is evi• dent that this band has some serious potential and, with a little refining, could make a name for themselves. By playing IO the "alternative" crowd, School of Fish are subjecting themselves to constant scrutiny and inevitable comparisons to monster acts like Nirvana, U2, and even the late, great Jane's Addiction. Pethaps if they .. rid of die filler songs and replaced ahem wilb some he.avy danceable ~ts, this group could be a maj<r succes.,. Possessing a great amount of potential and an (Yiginal mack f~ songwriting (as well as five or 51x great tunes), School of Fish will definitely be heard of in the next few years. Grade: B Nut Wu.k: Sam's pick. as we review 24-7 ~nw• loltsl re· YJ· I" lease, the EP "This I J 24-7 Spy:. Au revior till tlten,Jolls ... Andy: Grade B+ "An excellent performance trom a group with incredible potential.• _.....~.... - ~~. • • ~S,I992 ... Feature . . World Roots reggae to rock UBW,-.Parkside Union Square MudJester raaue Writer 'l1IeY'1e betklll Wisconsin's ",JeIIIIC bIDd. Wocld Roots, wilpertonninourveryown Union .... Wednes"8y.Marth l1,8t9 JII!o 1'110 CllIICClt is free and the _ilJne.1O all you UW -Park- • __ fins come out in full 1IICI1lICIlda the bot, funky sounds af\Vadd Roots. Bued out of Milwaukee. WcIIdltoolS bas been together for dI b.~BDdbasincessanl1y "'dIeMidwestaod)XOduceda .... cifJl8lity demo tapes (the "1leIDIundtt Ibe moniker FllSl .. MIlle up of six diverse , •• , World Roots is: Ras Jtrj Weber. vocaIs/percussion; DPId Walker. drums; James MamIJ. lead guitartvocals; Ras ,... Mayeur. vocals/guitar; .... Lebron, bass; and Paul Ricm on keyboards. "We're a high-ilnergy dance band with a lot of message behind Ibe music. And that message is 10 bring everyone IOgether." Slales Weber. "Our music bas ils roots DOt only in JlIIII8ica,but from the Midwest, as well" Influenced mainly by Bob Marley and Peter Tosh, Wocld Roots perfocms an intensely eaergetic live show that feeds offofthe atmosphere and aowd participa_ tion. The show is mainly mginals but Weber & Co. have been known 10throw in a few R&B cover lOngS 10keep things rollin'. So. if you like reggae music and appreciate a good live show. comesee WorldRooIsin theUnion Square on Wednesday. Man:h 11. 819 pm. Tbere isno charge and the music will be jammin'. 1'Ha RANGERNns. Page 13 Don'~ be "lead" to death By Drum MalseII Greenquist Hall there is no fee flJ" the service. The Are~=1:. The lead ~tingwill be span- Stale of Wisconsin charges $20.00 probIetnofleadpoisioning::: ~!'>' Ibe Otemistly Qub, and 10rest for lead. children? During the firs' USadvisor,ProfessorDaleWheeIer. Fc:durtherinformation,p1ease months of 1991. 73 cases 0: :: ~ 1bese statisics concern YOU. conlact ProfCSS(ll" Dale Wheel~ 81 avoidable problem wm reported hm s ~ ~ to I8ke ad- 2487 oc in room number GRNQ in Racine, second only to Milwau- V..RD_IBge_O_f_tbis_SClVI_CC_DeX_t_wedt_: _3_22. -.., tee. which has the highest number of cases in the SlaIe. Ifyoususpectthattbmmaybe .Ieadpaint within your house. bring a small sample to be Ie8led between noon and 1 on Thursday. March 12. in the lobby of BUILD EXPERIENCE ~~~AT GREAT AMERICA! ~~ Experience at Great America is a great foundation for your resume and your future. . • Internships • Great Pay • Housing • Scholarship Program • Transportation • A Season of Fun! 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Thursday Night is UW·Parkside Night! $2.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Ute or Genuine Draft on Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 ~S,199'2 Feature World Roots reggae to rock OW-Parkside Union Square Don't be "lead" to death By Bnan Matsen r-.. ,-;-HaU. THI RANGD Nns, Page 13 87Sa11Man FeatareWri Rickel on ~yboards. , .. ....,."'i_ there is no fee fm Ille ICl'Vice. The Are Feature Writer . The lead resting will be spon- Stale of Wisconsin charges $20.00 you aware of the growmg -"' by the ,...__ . Cl b and 'We're a high-energy dance band with a lot of message behind the music. And dw message is to bring everyone together." slates Weber. "Our music has its roots not only in Jamaica, but from the Midwest, u well." poblemofJeadpoisioninginyoung :-~ . '-~rrustry u , to rest for lead. children? During the first six USadvisor,Prof~DaleWheeler. F«fm1hcrinfmnation,pleme ney•re blcklU Wisconsin' IIIIIIICJelPC band. Wmld Roots, •perfonninourvcryown Unio Sfp11e Wednesday ,March 11, at 9 pa 1be concert is free and the months of 1991. 73 cases of this ~ these Slalisics concern you, contact Professor Dale Wheel~ at avoidable problem were here s another reason to take ad- 2487 m in room number ORNQ in Racine, second only to= ,.van_tag_e_of_ttu_·s_semce_· _ne_xt_w_eek:_·_3_22 _______ -. tee. which has lhe highest number -• live, 10 all you UW-Parkjlt · ram come out in full • .,CIICblhehol.funky sounds afWorld Roocs. Bued out of Milwaukee, Wclldltoots bas been together for lilllY•)'m'Sandha., i.ncessandy --•Midwestandpoduceda ... «cpalitydemo tape (the flalblinl under &be moniker Fust Lf&III). Made up of ix divene • lichl11. Wood Roocs is: Ras Jarj Weber, vocals/percu ion; David Walter, drums; Jam s Manly. lead guitar/vocals; Ras ,_ Mayeur, vocal /guiw-; Moia Lebron, ; and Paul Infl uenced mainly by Bob Marley and Peter Tosh, World Roocs performs an intensely energetic live show that feeds off of the atmosphere and aowd participation. 1be show is mainly oogina)s but Weber & Co. have been known to throw in a few R&B COVC'l songs to keep things rollin'. So, if you lite reggae music and · a good live show. come see WoddRootsin the Union Square on Wednesday, March 11, at 9 pm. There is no charge and the music will be jammin'. of cases in the state. If yoususpectthattheremaybe lead paint within your house, bring a small sample to be rested between noon and 1 011 Thursday, March 12, in the lobby of BUILD EXPERIENCE AT GRE AT AMERICA! Experience at Great America is a great fo undation for your resume and your future. · • Internships • Scholarship Program • Great Pay • Transportation • Housing • A Season of Fun! 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S.n,lng all VW Parblde cmployea and •fud•nta. · Thursday Night is UW-Parkside Night! $2.00 $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Drafton Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koo/aide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 I' R 1 " ell' 1 ,: s "I S () I' "I) I{ 1 I , R I' \II' "I I" \ E S" I :'I r: WHYIDU SHOULD START PLANNING FOR RETIREMENT WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED. For retirement to he the time of your life, you can add up quickly. have to dream a little-about the things What else makes SRAs you'vealwayswantedto do:travel,explore. so special?Abroad range start a business. Just imagine... of allocation choices. from ing emotional dislurbed cbiIdmI W.th a dream and a plan. you can make it the safety ofTIAA to the • 2nd13n1 grade c:Jassroom happen. Your pension and Social Security investment accounts of m a • should provide a good .. . CREF's variable annuity; basic retirement income, no sales charges; a variety of ways to receive DianehadacbaDcelOa.asfet but what about all those income, including annuities. payments over a toanotherschoolcloserlOberbomO extras that make your fixed period, or cash. You may also be able to thissemesterbulchoselOc:cIIIiDUe dreams possible? You'll horrow against your SRA accumulation in the same seUing. 'Ibecbildrell probably need some before you retire." in ED classes need a lot of indiadditional savings. All this, plus the top investment manaseh ~- vidual attenlion. Many of dleaI 1HE DREAM IS YOUll OWN. ment t at has helped make TIAA-CREF the WE CAN HELP YOU WITH THE PLAN. largest retirement system in the country. have difficulty in reading. T!AA.CREF Supplemental Retirement . So start dreaming and planning for the time One of Diane's studealS bII Annuitiea (SRAs). tax-deferred annuities for of your life. Because the sooner you start your been resistent to her eDC()UI88Cpeople IiI<e you in education and research, are SRA. theUgbreateryour savings and your retire- ment unlil last week wilen beJeld 1 a good way to save for retirement and save mentWl e. t astor)' in it's emitety. t on tun now. SRAa are easy-you make coo' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . As Diane explained. "Wbe8 ~ tributions through your institution before your I - - - - - the student saw how pteased I'l1li ~ taxes are celculeeed, 10you pay less tax now. I START PLANNING FOR 'I with his reading. he gave me a biI ~ You pay no t":" o~ r . I TIME OF YOUR LIFE. TO~Y. • hug and asked me 10sIllY." .1 your S~ contn?utuml I FOI"your free T1AA-CREF Supplemental -I and ~anungs un~llyou es I Retirement AnnUIty KIt,send this coupon to: 4>- ~ receive them as Income. TIAA-eREF.Dept QC. 730Third Avenue. ~~~ Diane's supervising teaeb«, .j And saving regularly I New v~",. Wi IOOll0, call 1800 842-2733. Ext. 8016. Cindy KlusarilZ IqlOIUId. ''DiIDI m..... your contribu- I :::N~=d",P"-=E"..~;m~)____________ is excellenl! She is doing apl 1 tions and their earnings I ...u... job with the children." Vol.... ~ j II I ing has many rewards but asDiID' I ~C"2.' -'''~'''!:.''_--.!.Z'e.Y'~C~~lo__ found oul, a hug isoneof1bebe!L ~ :. En .... ..;nO' the future I I,",i,.,~"(F.II .,m.) The school cbildren il ~ --~ I ~~and~~~ ~ for those who shape it:" I T,'t, f).,y'i", Ph",,,, ) from more people like DiaDC bY Q TIAA·CIlEF P'lrtiripntl' (f!#~.5......,' s.·"l<rify' sharing 1.2 hours a week iD,adeS ~=::================== I 0 y" ON, . K-12. See Carol in !be VolUDICII • .' - ·~di~ upo"y~ur !nsljl~lion'. pbn lind the Slate)'(lu live in. CREf" .nn",n;es ~ diSiribl,ll"dby TIAA-CREF Individu..J &< InSlillll'on ..1$I,,,;"",,, 1'1<: ; • 7 f '. ~ .""ice betw~ 8;""-A. ;30 4lib'R'. I•T ._.iiiii;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii;;;FM;_;;_;;p;r~.;, .;.;.;.-.;.;... '""",~~"'~"'~""';;;:M~d:,,:,,,.,•::~.:":IIl:"'=":'-':7:":' ..=.550:':"":..:.=..""=.~=.=R.="'=,h=p.::.:m:.p:~.:".:.~""~:'::.fm"'~:):.•::•.':yi,:"':S1::o::.,,:I"":.m· -::..:,:,:U~.(;~.~..~..~.. ~.. ::.~ .. ~....~..,..~. ~.'~'~eVll"'l"ll595·201~1:' .,..,..,..,.., I CoatiDued from ... 4 selves and be recognized in the community" Kirk said. Kirk cited former Kenosha Mayor Pat Moran at Kenosha District Aaomey Bob Jambois, amongolherpoliticaIandcity lead· ers in both Kenosha andRacine.as UW·Padtside alumni who have made animpect in the surrounding communities. UDivemty Relations devotes I I' I iI I II I I substanliaI effort IllWlIrds the pr0- motion of the UW-Pllrkside image in the community. Unfortunately, lhe$18.000advertisingbudgetdoes not provide foran abundant supply oflOOIsforpublicityormediarelalions. "Money doesn't go very far wben l1li ad in the MilwaukeeJour· naI costs $1,.500," Kirk explained. However. the Assistant Chan· .. ceUorbelieves the local radio news covellllle of university happenings is very strong. "Wha1 we want 10 gel out may not be the news they cboose 10brolldcasL" LackofresourceSis one of the most challenging issues facing University Relations. Often there is simply not enoogh personnel 10 execute projects such as the university'sviewbook,alime-con- The Par1Isk!e Yglun181 Pr!lcm:I Volunteer of the Week Diane Hendricbm, a i* in communication, began ¥dJm. leering last fall • Dr. J_ Elementary School in RaciDe beIp. DiaDe Hellllriclla TaRANGDNEWS,Plge 14 Feature Mmtbs,1992 - Assistant Chancellor of University Relations Marilyn Foster Kirk substantial effort cowarm tbe pro- cellor believes the local radio news suming job that is being arches• On ~ plus side, Kirt ;;: Contillued trom Page 4 selves and be recogni1.ed in tbe community," Kirt said. motion of the UW-Parkside image coverage of university happenings uated singlehandedly by Jan oughly en,JOys the daily challeogea in tbe community. Unfortunalely, is very strong. "What we want to Nowak. of her job. Kirt cited former Kenosha Mayor Pu Moran and Kenosha District Auomey Bob Jambois, amongodlerpoliticaland city leaders in bo1b Kenosha and Racine, as UW-Partside alumni who have made an impact in die surrounding communities. dle$18,000~vertisingbudgetdoes get out may not be the news they "What you put in is what you ••11isveryrewardingllldais, not provide for an abundant supply choose to broadcasL" can expect to get out. The need is fying to wort wilh people in lbe of tools for publicity Cl'mediarela• greater than what we can meet, and community and help 1han 111dertions. Lackofresourcesisoneofdle this creates frusuation. Other de· standtheuniversity'sevollllilliary most challenging issues facing partments want help in preparing process. Part of the reaoa 111ey University Relations. Often there materials. We can and should do know us better is tha Ibey lee "Money doesn't go very far when an ad in the Milwaukee Journal costs $1,500," Kirt explained. is simply oot enough personnel to that, but when everything snow- changes taking place in lbe CIJII. execute projects such as the balls, one person can't do it alone. munity. ~ see (lhe aahenity) Univenily Relations devotes However, the Assistant Oum- university'sviewbook,atime-con- There isn't enough time." as a partntt m the COIDIDUllty.• I' R I :\ C I I' I. I·: S ,, l S () l . :\ I) I< I·. I I R F \\ I·: :\ ·1 I :'\ \ . 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You may also be able to borrow against your SRA accumuJation before you retire.• All this, plus the top investment management that has helped make TIAA-CREF the largest retirement system in the country. So start dreaming and planning for the time of your life. Because the sooner you start your SRA, the greater your savings and your retirement will be. j ii : _c,.,.c..,, _______ _:s::::"'::::.''-......!:.z'!..;,,~c.,,~1,,-- j Ensuring the future I IIUliluJi,.,,(Fulln-.-) ~ for those who shape it:' : M, n..y,,.,, PIM,,,, 1 0 TIAA·CREF p.,,,;,;po,,, -.:=::===============' • Yt., • No •CMpending upon your ins4icution'1 p1&n and rhe 11,ate you live in. CREF •nnvicies art' di,tr-Jburcd by TIAA.-cAEF lndivwlu.a! & Instil 1• J ~ . C For....,.....,.,,pk,teinlom,ario,,.;ndudiJwd,orgaan<lupcn,..,e&II l 8001M2-2733, Ext5509forap,oopoctu>. Rud1h,pros=tuscarelulfyLr,:."'•"" . rv1<••.lnndc. ' r~- oc-.... .)·ou ,n,·C'&I or it ~~- The Pw1sme YPl""81 Punta Volunteer of . the Week Diane Hendricbon, a jmkr in communication, bepn ,alateering last fall • Dr. Jcmes Elementary School in Racine help, Dume Headricuaa ing emolional dislurbcd clildral in a 2nd/3rd grade cJas.voom. Diane had a cbaace 1>111111fer IO anolherscboolcloset1Dbcrbla this se01CSU2' but chose IOCOlllialle in the same setting. The childrcl in ED classes need a lot of individual attention. Many of - have difficulty in reading. One of Diane's S1Udclltl bis been resistent to her encom1P' ment until last week when bed a story in it's entiray. As Diane explained. "WhcD the student saw bow plfMCIIWII with his reading, he gave me abiB hug and asked me 10 stay.• Diane's supervising_., Cindy KlusarilZ reported. '"DilDI is excellent! She is doing a P' job widl lhe children." vo1..-i. ng bas many rewanlsbul•Dmll' found OUI, a hug is 011C of die~ The school cbildren 11 Kenosha and Racine could t,enel'i from more people lib DiaDe by sharing 1.2 hours a wet1 in pt, K-12. See Carol in the Votunree' Office between 8~;3()clajly.C, call 595-2011. ' • • sec.tionB University of Wisconsin-Parks ide PORTS TIIDRSDAY, MARCH 7,1992 DeIrose led off with a walt, Gtegg Green sacrifice bunted him 10 sec- The Ranger Baseball IeaIJl ODd and Dave Coughlin doubled The UW-PIItsidc Men's IlakeIbel1 Team ended opened ilS 1992 season dropping him in. their !lome season in familiar fasblon _t Saturday at two sames at Indiana SllIIe 15-5 TheleadwasdleRangenfirst die PbysiaII FAlocation Building _ UW-Eau CIairc .... 11-5 Salurday and SlIIIday. of die season but did DOl last long pelled die Rangen67-36. moving die Ranp's losing UW-Pattside1aJewdlegames as die SycaDIlJRSIlXnC1 two in sttak againIt UW-SySlellloppooenlS 10 ten pmes. would be lllUgb, die Rangen bad their half of die first. NoRal&asllCOl'eC1indoublefigma_IbeBJuaoId DOl )I'IICticed outdoors once and Pill:ber Bryan 0andIIl gave dcfCIISC beld die Ibem 1027"sbooting for die pmc. have DOl faced a live pill:ber be- up six runs in die first tine inninp Jermaine Boyd led die Rangers with 9 poinu whilo cause of die indoor flK:ilities. befOfCbeing teplaccd by KeDy Man:us Buctlcy led Ibe Blugoids with 19poiDlS, six P1aying 011 artificiallllrf. die Zielinski who was very SlIOII& in Idlounds IIId four assists. REgers did DOl stand a cblItcc in four and a Ihinl innings giving up In die past two r IllS, die Rangen _ 6-10 game one. The SycaDIlJRSsent IhreebutSlrikingoutfiveandwalk- againstscboolsfromtheWSUCllldbavenotwona Casey Wbitteo (remember that ing IIOIIC. game against a WSUC foe since die 1989-90 season. name) 10 die mound. WbittaI, a The game ended typically of The Joss moved die Ranga's season rec:onIlO 12- mcmbcroflbcl99201ympiclealJl the wcek-cnd. With two out and IS lIIdeliminalcdtbem from any poitscasoncanpe- 10play in Barcclona,SpaininJuly. runnelS on first and dIird, Marc tition. UW-Eau CIairc will move 01110 play in the mowcdthroughlbcRangersgoing ThompsonhitashotlOrightwbich Dis1rict 14playoffL scveninningsauowingjustonchit would have gone for a hit but hit senior forwanl Tun Roberson was preacnted a slriking out 12 walking five. Gtegg Gtecn running 10second 10 ream baD bcfOfChis final game .... honOfCd by rJicf While the Ranger bats were end Ibe game. crowd with • SIlIDdilIg ovation. Robenoo sbot 4-10. ~~~_~~~i§E COICh Pelc Peen:oboonL Thel'1loniel<lIII'ledby scniorguardTony IIenDelt, The REgen did get on the "It was a l'ruslrating play 10 sonofcoachDickBenncltandsuongsupportingcast. scoreboard in the eighth aficr end a fruslnIIina day and week- r Bennett, whoisaslftNBAdraftchoiec,sccndlhirty WhitIaIc:amcoutscoringfivcnms. end," said Peen:oboom but be was poinlS in last weeks vicUly ovcrBut1«. Game two. Sunday was just oplimistic about his club. "Our Green Bay bas lbc Ihinl raked dcfCIISC in lbc aboutdlesamcsUly. Thistimcdle hitting fundamentals arc very nationandshouldbeUW-l'arbidc'sfOUlbcslcanpe- ~Tw~o~y~e~a~r~D~ro~"u~'Rg~;;-e;~~t~=sew;t-e-dr~ead;f; Nationals By HOU Y ERICKSON performances from Carl Oliver •• Tbe UW-Parkside Men's Basketball team has missed the KirtJohnson, .... KirtMiller. This NAJA District 14 playoffs of the second season in a row. Sports Writer will conclude Ibc Rangers indoor Before last season. the Rangers were a mainstay in the tourney The Lady and Men Rangers SC8SOII. as they move inlOlbc 1992 field, having been in the field for over 15 straight seasons. prepare themselves for the NAJA OUtdoorThetraemenkand~SC8..S..O...llwomen' . the District National Indoor Chnmpionships _ ..,..-. Here's alook at the Ranger seedings and results m this week end hcIdin Kansas City. at their last regular season meet 14 tourney over the last six years. Missouri. This will provide the this Past Friday at UWrunnerswithcompctitionfromhun- Milwautcc's KlOll:hc Center. dreds of coDeges and universities This meet was die last chantc throughout the naIion. for the reams 10 bring down their UW-Parksidc will be repre- times in an 811e1Dpt 10 qualify for scnted by such runners as Tricia NAlANationaIs, whicbaDowsonly Breu, Paula SlOkman, Ann runners who auain cellain times. StoIanan, Renee Wiederhold, Tara 1bcsc times also help IOdelmnlnc Roy and the mile and distance the secdings of die iunncrs for Ibc medley teams. National mect,in Kansas City this As for Ibc men, expect good weekend. - A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE PlaY BaD! Break out the peanuts and die cmctc:rjack. it's time for Ranger BasebIlL This week we preview the Ranger bIIebaIl team and it's new coach Pete PeeaerJboom. 82, 83 Scores, etc. Check out all the latest .-es inoor scoreboard section. including Jbe1alat intramural results and our newest 1III'ICIion. the Eye on Sports, keeping you llnutofthelastest wacky events on campaL" 011the Road The Ranger grappialare cum:ntly in Greely, CO and Fort Hays, KS, competing in the NCAA and NAIA National Tournaments. Leoking Ahead Nextweek,lookfor JbeRmger Women's Softball preview for die upcoming season. and after spring 1Iat,look for our golf preview. Quiekie Sglra Mm', Basketball UW·Eau Claire 67 at UW-Parkside 36 Mea', Baseball aUncti'na State 15 UW-Parkside 5 aUnctiana State 11 UW-Parkside 5 1991 1990 1989 1988 1987 1986 Did not participate Seeded #6. lost in first round 10 UW-sp Seeded *4. lost in first round to UW-Oshkosh Seeded *3.won in first round over ~-sp Lost to UW-Eau Claire 66-62 in semt s Seeded *4. won in first round over ~-O Lost to UW-Eau Claire 61-56 in semt 5 Seeded *3. won infirst round over ~-RF Lost to UW-Eau Claire 63-60 insemt s 1iiciaBreu SectionB Sycamores too tough for Rangers in opener By TED McINTYRE run in the fll'St after Domonic Sports EdItor Blugolds route flat Rangers inhome finale By LEN ANHOLD ASIt. Sports EdItor . . . ..... Section B P1aJ BaD! Break out the peanuts and te cnctcrjack, it' time for Ranger Baseblll. 1bis week we preview the Ranger ..,.U team and it' new coach Pete Feaenl,oom.B2,83 Scores, etc. Check out all the latest ICOlel in our scoreboard section, including dlelatest inttamuralresults and om newest lllrlCtion, the Eye on Sports, keeping you • 111111111 of the lastestwackycvcnts oncanr 114 Road Th Rang r grap- ==~ m curren tly in Greely, CO and Fort Bays. KS, competing in the NCAA and NAIA Nati onal Tournaments. ead Ncxtwce~lookfor die Ranger Women's Softball preview for die upcomin g seaso , and after spring lnak, look for our golf preview . 'I Basket ball UW-Eau Claire 67 at UW-Parlcside 36 Mm'IBaeball M Indiana State 15 UW-Parkside 5 It lnctiaoa State 11 UW-Parkside 5 University of Wisconsin- Parkside PORTS THURSDAY, MARCH 7,1992 Sycamores too tough for Rangers in opener BJ TED McINTYRE nm in the first after Domonic Sports F.ditor The Ranger Baseball team opened ill 1992 11C8>11 dropping two games at Indiana Sllle 15-5 nl 11-5 Sllmday and Sunday. UW-Pmtsideknewtbcp!ICS would be IOUgb. lhe Rangas bad not prac1iced outdoon once and have not faced a live pi.acla becauac of lhe indom facililies. Playing Oil artificial mrf, lhe Rangm did notsllnd aclmce in pne one. The Sycamores sent Casey Whitten (remember that name) ID the mound. WbiUm. a member of the 199201ympic team 10 play in Bartelona, Spain in July, mowed through the Rangas going seven innings allowing just one hit Slriking out 12 walking five. While the .Raiger bats were stifled through seven, the Sycamores pounded starter Paul Phillips for eight rum in the first threeinnings. "Paul'svelocitywas good. be just could not hit the inside half of the plate. .. said lad coadl Pele Peermboom. Tbe Rangers did get (II the scoreboard in the eighth after WbiamcameomlCCllingfivenms. Game two, Sunday was just about dlesmnesoy. 1bis time lhe .Rangt.n mrlCd out by ICClring a Delrose led off with a walk, Orea Green sacrifice bunted him to second and Dave Coughlin doubled him in. The It.ad was lheRangen first of lhe seuon but did not last long as the Sycamcns IC<l'ed two in their half of the finL Pitcher Bryan Oandal1 gave up six runs in lhe first dwee innings before being rq,laced by Kelly Zielinski who was very SIIODI in four and a third innings giving up dueebulsuikingoutfivellld walk· ins none. The game ended typically of the week-end. With two out and runners on first and 1hird. Marc Thompson hita shot to right which would have gone for a hit but hit Orea Gteen running IO second to end dle game. _,· Baseball ~92 , PrevieW · · ·• B2133' . .... t ,. "It was a frusllaling play to end a fruslraling day and week· end," llid Pecmlboom but be was oplimistic about bis club. 1'0ur bitting fundamentals are very IOUDd., we just need repetition. - SectionB Blugolds route flat Rangers in home fmale ByLENANHOLD Asst. Sparta Editor 1be UW-Pamidc Men's Batelball Team ended their home 8e8IOll in familiar fubioa last Saturday al the Pbysical F.clucllioa Building• UW-F.au Claire pelled theltangen67-36, moving die Raapr's loliDI SIRlk apinst UW-Syslem opponenta to tm pmes. NoRIIJICIIICOftldindoublefigmaaslheBlugold defenle held lhe lhem 10 27Ci sbooting for the pme. Jermaine Boyd led lhe Rangers wilb 9 points wbilo Mmeus Buckley led lhe Blugolds widl 19 points. m rebounds and four llsisls. In the Jllll two -,as. the bnpl are 0-10 against schools from lhe WSUC and have not won a game against a WSUC foe since lhe 1989-90 season. 'lbe kmmoved theRlnga'sseasoareconl ID 12- 15 and eliminated tfal from any posllellOII CCllllpotilion. UW-F.al Claire will move <111 to play ia die Dislrict 14 playoff 1. Senior fOIWard Ttm Roberson WU preaenled a team ball before bis final game and bonored by dl6 crowd wilh a IIIPding f)Vlb(III. Robenon shot 4-10, scoring eight poinb and grabbing fiveffl>OIIDdl in his final bomt pafonmmce. 1be Ranger's final game ex dle 8e8IOll was last night apimt UW-Green Bay. The Pbocnix are currendynntcd 291b in thenalionat lheNCM Division I level aid boMt Ill impressive 30-3 record. lbePboniQareledby seoiarguardTony BameU, aon of ooacb Dick Benneuald S11011i suppor1iog cut. BameU. who is asureNBAdraftchoice. scored dlirty poinas in last weeb victuy over Bud«. Green Bay bu the &hint rabd dtleme in the nalioa aid should be UW-Pmbidc's tollgbestcampctition of die 9C&90ll Two year Drought Ranger runners ready for Nationals By BOLL Y ERICKSON Sports Writer performances from Carl Oliver,• KirtJohnson, llldKirtMiller. This will cooclude dle Rangers indoor season, u they move into the 1992 outdoor track season. 'lbe UW-Parkside Men's Ba.uetball team has missed the NAIA District 14 playoffs of the second season in a row. BcfoJe last season. the Rangers were a mainstay in the tourney field. having been in the field for over 15 s~ght ~~· Here's a look at the Ranger seedings and results m the Distnct 14 tourney ov er the last six years. . 1991 1990 1989 1988 1987 1986 Did not participate Seeded #6, lost in first round to UW-SP Seeded #4, lost in first round to OW-Oshkosh Seeded #3, won in first round over ~-SP Lost to UW-Eau Claire 66-62 in seon s Seeded #4, won in first rowi d over ~-0 Lost to UW-Eau Claire 61-56 in seon s Seeded #3, won in first round ?ver ~-RF Lost to UW-Eau Caire 63-60 m seon s 1be Lady and Men Rangen prepare themselves for the NAIA National Indoor Championships this week end held in Kansas City, Miuouri. This will provide the runnerswithcompetilionfromhundreds of colleges and universities throughout the nation. UW-Partside will be repe,sented by such runners as Tricia Breu, Paula Stokman, Ann Stolanan, Renee Wiederhold, Tara Roy and the mile and distanoe medley teafflS. As for the men, expect good Themenandwomencc:mpeted at their last regular season meet this Past Friday at UWMilwaukee's KJ~be Cenrer. This meet was the 1-chance for the teams IO bring down their times in 111 aacmpt 10 qualify for NAIANalioml, whicballowsonly runners who anain certain times. These times also help toddemline tbt seedings of the runners for the National meet in Kansu City this weekend. --_----:_-------:::-:~... - March 5, 1992 ~RAN~G~I!ll~N~B~W~S~S~PO~R!:!TS~,~Pa~g~e:.!B~2~ ~- -_==_------:=:.:::.:.:...:~:.....- Basebal11992 Baseball is back as new coach takes over Rangers for 1992 I ,I I By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Every spring people say, "I can hanIIy believe its baseball seas son already." WeU believe it or not, its baseball season at uw- Parkside. This spring, the Rangers had an unusually busy schedule. Besides trying to get ready for a 50 .plus game schedule, the team was adjusting to a new coacb with a newpbilosopbyandnewapproacb. "One of the things we worked on was discipline," stated first year coech~boomonhisclubs , pn>-season efforts. "Wbeather it was discipline to concentrare on practice, respect teamates 01" go to class." With a new coacb, one of the .banIest things to do is adapt to a ·new style of play. Coacb .~ Bet OI1tlbis spring to get his team to divorce itself from bad habilll developed in past seasons and do things one vn:y, his way. "In essence, everyone was a freshman; the coacb said of the team's six week practice session this fall. "We had to learn aU new plays. Everything from pick-off plays to bunt coverages." The Rangers worked incredibly hard the past four weeks in preparation for last weekend's games at Indiana State and Peerenbonm thinks his club is, for themostpart,ready. "MentaUywe are prepared to play. PhysicaUy we need to get ouIllide and get & some repetition." Although the : Rangezs have already played two ~ games this seaDI, they 1Ia\'C yet to ::E practiceOllldoorsandha\'CnotOOl:e Ii' faced any piu:hing other than from S a machine. This is a huge disad- IvantagcespeciaDywhentheRang- \! en play a very tough schedule fac- .8- ing 12 NCAA DI opponenlll, and r;; severalnalionaUyrankcdDll,DID J and NAJA teams. II", But rady 01" not ~ will tell r ,K' • ~ me: Range~ will face teams 1OI::Tb~RaI1rBaSeblill . JJl ,,' . JnWetthe team's newbome uoifOrDIs. ,... =asunplepbilosqllly-scoreandl~i!iiilii~i~~~~~ •• I~Deuose aD~Man: Thom ........ 1992 Schedule "We're going to try to out- out the buIl-pcn are sophomores on offensive alIISdlmcy. score everybody," said Cory Ratb, Ross Kalinowski, and Short Stop: Junior co-apIIiI III/l OpP'Rgt Sk IiIIIl Peerenboom. "We will loot for freshman Mike DeMeuse and Marc: ThomIBlO islhe "'Ibel 2fl9 Indiana SIBle (ll) Terre Haute, IN 1:OOpn seven and a half runs a game, and Bryan Koulllky. atbIere and a1l-IroaDd 1IIIl payer. 3/1 Indiana SIBle (IT) Terre Haute, IN I:OOpn then the pilclting staff's job will be Defensively,tbeRangezsline- This workhonc bas Ihe SIt'llII&aI 3/1S Ithaca CoDege(Ill) Orlando, FI Noon to hold teams to seven 01" Jess. We up like this: arm in the infield aDd. quickblI. 3/16 TBA TBA TBA don't have tbe typeofsta!ftbatc:an Catdlers: Junior Brad Sterling Left Field: Senior Bob 1111wil 3/11 Troy Stale (ll) Orando, FI 1I:00am throw tbe bsII by people so we will and sopbomoreRon Bills will split start for the first time •• co- 3/18 Kean CoUege (Ill) Daytona,Fl 7:00pm keep hitters offba1ance with inre1- games behind the plate, Bills has captain. WhileWijiIMlll .... 3/19 Colgate Univ. (I) Daytona,Fl 10:00arn Iigence and patience." better offenSIve skills which fit in Jar, Peerenboom basCI,,!! 7 •• 3/19 St. Xavier (NAJA) DeIand,Fl 4:00pm with Peerenboom's game play but Hall as he briDgs the ... pIIi- 3M William Pattersal Daytona,Fl 10:00arn "~ Sterling's knowledge of the pilCh· tiveattitudeandwillhe1p1he1lt 3M CorneU Univ. (I) DeIand,Fl 1:30pm e're going to try to ing sla1f is betIer. ezs bDD it up .... iI.... 3/21 Lindenwood TBA 10:00am 3/lS St. Joseph's (IT) Rensselear. In 1:00pm out score everybody. We FIrst Base: H there is a question games. 3/28 Cardinal StrilCh Rockford,lL Noon mark for the Rangers this season eeDIer Field: Junior JlolDIIIii: 3/28 Rockford Rockford,n 3:00pm will look for seven and a this is its place. Freshmen Scott Delroseis the thinI~foar_CO- 3130 St. Francis (NAJA) Joliet, n 3:00pm half runs a game," Fletcher and Mike DeMeusc are captains and has great speed. 4/1 Lewis (ll) KeDOSha. Wi I;OOpm both great athletes and could earn Delrose is Iailor made f«ceDIIl I 4/S M.S.O.E (NAJA) Milwaukee, Wi 1:00pm Baseball coach Pete thespotiftheysbowtbeycancom- and the Iead-off spot. II 4/6 UW-Milwaukee (I) Milwaukee, Wi 1:00pm Peerenboom on his pete at the coUege level while jun- Right Field: S<4JbottICreIllllCO- 418 Carthage (Ill) Kenosba, Wi 3:00pm iOl"Kyle Knoke has already done captain Dave Coughlin wiU~ 4/11 Alumni Game KeDOSha, WI Noon 1992 stragedy, 4/14 North CeDtraI (ID) KeDOSha, Wi 3:00pm so. out the Ranger dcfeuse. ~ 4/16 Aurora UDiv. (ID) KeDOSha, Wi 3:00pm .. " SecoDd Base: No questioo is at is the team's most powerful biIlIl 4/18 UW.Qshlrosh (Ill) Oshkosh, Wi 1:00pm ~ Pitching sla1f will conSISt - second as the job is senior. Gregg and with a strong anti may ~ 4/1AJ St. Joseph's (ll) KeDOSha, Wi 1:00pm of a mIXture of newcomers and Green's. Green is a superb de- The RangersmayDOlme&ll" 4123 CoDCOl'dia (NAIA) KeDOSha. Wi 1:00pm ~~ ~.Ias~en. Kelly fender who hadjustone emr start- success in wins and IosseItbilses- 4/l5 I.T.T. (NAJA) Chicago,n Noon Zielinsld, a 6 4 JUDlOJ'lefthander, ing every game last season for the son but rather in how tbeY.-t1D 4/17 UW·MilDaukee (I) KeDOSha, Wi 1:00p_ and sophomoo: lefty Paul Phillips Rangezs. SopbomoreMikeReeves the change in coaching pIIiIO!O' 4IZ9 ClIl1bage (I) KeDOSha, Wi 3:00pm will be the man:aces slarting most may also see action behind Green. pbies. "I think the te8tD is JD(Ie 4130 Northwestern (I) Evanston,n 3:00pm ofthe~s. Right~sopho- Third Base: Junior Mike enthusiastic and excill:d 10 pis! 5/1 IUinois Benidict (Ill) Lisle, n 2:00pm more Bnan CrandaU will also start Caccioppo's big bat gives him the S/3 Lewis (IT) Romeoville, n Noon somegames~dbethetearn'smost starting nod at the hot box. than any team I have bee118\SOCI' 5/4 Marian (NAJA) Fond du Lac, n 4:00pm often used reliever. Jason Holt, a Caccioppo hits for both d ated with," said peerenbOODl. 5/5 Lakeland KeDOSh., Wi 1:00pm h . h hande . power an "Since last September the.>' ~I SfT - Northwestern (I) Evanston,n 3:00pm sop om~ ~g t- r will ~ ~verage. FreshmanKevinKowalke great commitment, now It IS liJDI plenty of mnmgs also. Rounding IS a defensive whiz but needs wOJll: to reap the rewards." March S, 199'2 !RAN~G:!E:!R~N~EWS~S~PO~RTS~,Pa~g~e.!B~2----------------------------=~--------.;;..,;.;;,,;;.:_-....., Baseball 1992 Baseball is back as new coach takes over Rangers for 1992 By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Every spring people say, "I can hardly believe its baseball season already." Well believe it or not, its baseball season at UWParkside. This sping, the Ran gers had an W1usually busy sc hed ule. Besicb trying to get read y for a 50 plus game schedule. the team was adjusting to a new coach widt a new philosophy and new approach . "One of the things we wmted Oil WIS discipline," statt,d first year c:oachPelcPeetenbooolm his clubs pre-seuon efforts. ••Whealber it was discipline to concentrate on practice, respect teamates or go to c1ass.· Widl a new roach, one of dle . hardest dtings to do is adapt to a -new style of play. Coach -~ set out this spring to "In essence, everyone was a freshman," the coach said of die team's six week _pactice session this fall. "We had to learn all new plays. Evt2-ything from pick-off plays to bunt coverages." Toe Rangers worked incredibly hard the past four weeks in preparation for last weekend's games at Indiana State and Peetenboom thinks bis club is, for themostpart,ready. "Mentally we are prepared to play. .Physically we need to get OUISide and ga 5 some repetition." Although the f . Rangers have already played two ~ .. games this sea.100, they have yet to 2 . · pracliceoutdoorsandha'Yenoumce :£' I faced any pitching om« lhan from s a machine. This is a huge disad- I. · vantage especially when the Rang- ! en play a very tough schedule fac- .l ing 12 NCAA DI opponents, and ~ .. sevtzal nationally ranked DII, DID j and NAIA teams. ~ get bis team to divorce itself from bad habits developed in ~ seasons and do things one way, bis way. Buuady or~~ will tdl ! a::=,;.;._,.;;..;...__..:-....; 1 ~ ~ Rang~ will face u:ams Th~ Ranger B3"ball team tc>-Qptains model the team's new home UDifonlll. i'ra wtdlasimplepbilosopby-scoreand left to right, Bob Hall, Dave CoughlinlJ .;Domonic Delrose and Marc Thompaan. win. ,, ' ,•, . 1992 Schedule "We 're going to tty to out- OD1 the boll-pen are sophomores on offensive CXJDsi.-C:,- score everybody." said COly Rada, Ross Kalinowski, and Short Stop: Junior c:o,apllil la OJpogcpt Sill IiB J\:it.rmboom. "We will look fot freshman Mike DeMeuse and MaJc Tbomp1011 ---··· '}/J!J Indiana Stare (Il) Tene Haute, IN 1:00pn seven and a bait nms a game, and Beyan Kouisty. aablete and all-arouDd blD Jlll,u. 3/1 Indiana Stare (Il) Tene Haute, IN 1:()()pn then the pitching staff" s job will be Defensively. tbeRangmline- This workhone bm lhe .._ 3/15 Ithaca College (DI) Orlando, Fl Noon to bold teams to seven or Jes.,. We up lite this: 81m in the infieJd and I quiet bl. 3/16 TBA TBA TBA don't have the type of staff that can Catdlen: Junior Brad Scaling Ldt Field: Senior Bob BIi d 3/17 Troy Swc (II) Orando, Fl 11:00am throw the ball by people so we will and sophomore Ron Bills will split start for the first lime • I I»- 3/18 Kean College (III) Daytona, Fl 7:00pm keep hitters off balance with intel- games behind the plate. Bills ba1 captain. WhileQl¥0WII ... 3/19 Colgate Univ. (I) Daytona.Fl 10:00am ligence and patience." better offerwve skills which fit in tar, Peerenboom baa cmfrr,~ 3/19 SL Xavier (NAIA) Deland,Fl 4:00pm widl Peel'enboom 's game play but Hall u be 1xings tbe ...... 3/)JJ William Pauerson Daytona.Fl 10:00am "Vl Sterling's knowledge of the pitch- tiveaaitudeand wiDbdpdlellt 3/)JJ Cornell Univ. (I) Delaod,Fl 1:30pm e're going to tty to iDg Slaff is beua. ers aum it ~ a ma ii .... 3!21 Lindenwood TBA 10:00am 3/lS St. Joseph's (II) Rensselear, In 1:00pm outscoreeverybody. We First Base: If tbeze is a question games. 3/28 Cardinal Stritcb Rockford.IL Noon mark for the Rangem this season Center Field: Junior Do111J1ic 3/28 Rockford Rockford.D 3:00pm will look for seven and a this is us place. Freshmen Scott Delroseis tbethirdclmaaco- 3/30 SL Francis (NAIA) Joliet, n 3:00pm half runs a game." Fletcher and Mike DeMeuse are captains and bas great speed. 4/2 Lewis (II) Keaosba, Wi t;OOpm bo1h grat 8lhletes and could earn Delrose is 1aib made for_, 4/S M.S.O.E (NAIA) Milwaukee, Wi 1:00pm Baseball coach Pete the spotif tbey show they can com- and the lead-off spoL 4/6 UW•Milwautee (I) Milwaukee, Wi 1:00pm Peerenboom on his pete at the college level while jun- Right Flelcl: Sopbomlleaadc»- 4/8 Carthage (Ill) Kenosha. Wi 3:00pm ior Kyle Knoke has already done captain Dave Coughlin will~ 4/11 Alumni Game Kenosha, Wl Noon 1992 stragedy. 4'14 North Central (Ill) Kenosha, WI 3:00pm so. out the Ranger defense. ~ 4/1' Aaron Univ. (Ill) Kenosha, WI 3:00pm The pilCbing staff will consist Second Base: No question is at is the team's most powerful bill' 4/18 UW-Osbkosh (Ill) Oshkosh, Wi 1:00pm of a mixture of newcomers and second as the job is senior Gregg and with a sarong .-m may piO 4/1Jj St. Josepb's (II) Ktnosba, Wi 1:00pm Green's. Green is a superb de- The Range.rs may noc me&1IJC 4/23 Concordia (NAIA) Kenosha, Wi 1:00pm seasoned upperclassmen. Kelly fender who badjustone emr start- success in wins and tossesdlil• 4fl,S LT.T. (NAIA) Cbicago,n Noon Zielinski , a 6'4" jWlior lefthander, ing evezy game last season for the son but rather in how tbeY-' '° 4/27 UW-Mlluukee (I) Kenosha, Wi 1:00p• and sophomore lefty Paul Phillips Range.rs. SopbomoreMikeReeves the change in ~bing pllik$' 4/29 Cartbagt (I) Kenosha, Wi 3:00pm will be the staff aces starting most may also see action behind Green. phies. .. I think the tealD ii ffl(Jt 4/30 Nonhwescem (I) Evanston,Il 3:00pm ofthegames. Righlhandedsopho- Third Bast: Junior Mike enthusiastic and excited 10 pla? 5/1 Illinois Benidict (Ill) Lisle, n 2:00pm more Brian Crandall will also start Caccioppo's big bat gives him the lhan any team I have beCll _,a- S/3 Lewis(Il) Romeoville, n Noon some games and betheteam'smost 5/4 Marian (NAIA) Fond du Lac, n 4:00pm often used reliever. Jason Holt, a starting nod at the hot box. ated with," said Peerenl,oOID· 5/5 Lakeland Kenosha, Wi 1:00pm sophomore right-hander will see Caccioppo hits for both power and "Since last September they~• sn Northwestern (I) Evanston, n 3:00pm plenty of innings also. RoW1ding average . Freshman Kevin Kowalke great committnent. oow it IS tifDC is a defensive whiz but need, work to reap the rewards." )-IIlC!!s, 1992 Ranger Baseball Team line-up -C:::;'o""":a:":ichC-i Assistant coach, Doug Londo Pitching coach, Dan Langendorf .> Left Field; Robert HaIr' One of four cap:" rains, Hall Will be' aregular stanCit9t~ thefirst time iii~,qi • RANGU NBWll SPOIlTS. Page B3 • eoac~anger Baseball Team line~P~PlgeBl Left Field Robert Hau One of four captains, Hall will be arcgular starter for the first time in '92. Assistant coach, Doug Londo Pitching coach, Dan Langendorf A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~ A A A A A A A A A ~ 4 A A A A ~ A ~ A A A A ~ A ~ A A A A A A 4 A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~ A A ft A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~ A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A 4 A 4 A A · A 4 A A A A 4 A A A 4 A A A A A A 4 ~ A A A ~ A • A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~ A A A 4 ~ A A ~ A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ~ A 4 A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A 4 ~ A A 4 A A A A A A A A A A A • A A A A A A • A A A A A A ~ A A 4 A A A A A A A A A • A A A A A ~ A A A A A A ~ A A A A A A ~ A A A A A A A 4 4 A A A A A A A A A A 4 A A A A AAAAAA •A•AAAAAA•AAAAA4• A 6 A A A A A ~ A A A A A A A A A A • A A A A A A A A A A ~ A A A A A A A A A A A A A A ' A A A A A 4 • A A 4 A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A 4 A A 4 A A A A ~ A A • A ~ ~ A A A • ~ A A A • A A • 4 A A A A ~ A A A A A 4 A A A 4 A A A A 4 A A A A A A ,. , A A A A ~ A A A A A .. AA4AAA AAAAAA A A A A • A A. A A A ... Second Base D veCoughlin The team's most powerful hitter. Couglin has an outstanding ann._ Ra,,r Nnn PlfolOI by Miu Paupore Pa~ PlliWps . Kelly Zielinski ~ 1992 Ranger. pitching staff will J!!lY on intelligence, patience and most of all, tlw Ranger bat& The staff won't throw~e h.lll by people but try to keep hi~ off balance. RANGER NEWS SPOIlT8, Page B4 SCOREBOARD ... MlIIl:h5,1992- WRESTLING - S_II S_. - 7In> .... fJZfZ119Z w.- wr W L D TD IV is 3N 2N MDTF PIN Shme,C. 118 14 11 0 60 4 15 5 6 5 0 3 Bec:br. JC. 134 15 18 0 45 16 50 2 1 0 0 2 Cuper.JC. 142 7 7 0 8 1 14 1 2 1 0 2 Lovy.D. ISO 23 11 0 73 10 20 5 3 3 0 3 Sbrda,S. ISO 23 4 1 91 8 20 20 4 3 4 7 Buddey.C. 158 19 14 2 42 3 41 3 1 1 0 3 KimpoI,R. 158 11 11 0 27 8 22 5 3 1 0 3 1ItocIanIn, T. 167 35 7 1 127 3 44 12 5 3 6 5 Mucbrhoide,M.177 20 16 0 25 15 29 13 12 1 1 6 F1Il&onId, R. 190 9 14 0 14 4 24 5 3 1 0 5 Keef.... T. 190 19 13 0 57 3 22 1 1 2 0 8 1Iemue, J. HW 22 5 1 49 0 23 2 2 9 0 6 Trane1Iina. K. HW 4 6 0 11 0 6 0 0 0 0 1 WeavClI',M. HW 9 9 0 11 4 18 2 0 1 0 6 T_ 245 15J' m.31412 53 21 12 63 VW·£q CblIn at VW-PuIIsIde 02/2f(92 at PII,..1ld. BIIIIdIDc UW-t:. CIIIre-Green 2 45-610. NKo"52~1~~kKmO~~ Modey22.27.Hatdl6~13.Bucldey 64-4 19.Andenon 2 2-2 6, Lone 0 0- 00 UW-Eau Claire 29·38 67 UW·Parkside 19-17 36 UW-Parblde· Srevens 1 2-4 4. BoyG33-49. Juric 11-13. E• ..,. 10- 0~4~8.CIleS21-27. Lubkeman iiii-il O.Burns 0 3-6 3. Riser 0 0-0 O. HemyO ~O.AllenO~O SJwoIingPer:mltJflu: Rl: UWE.479. UWP~7.FJ':UWE.938.UWP.556, 3-Pt.: UWE .35~ UWP .167 MEN'S BASKETBALL Season SIIIIIIIUUY Record 12-1$ D&Il Oppgpept go S!U W 11/23 Purdue-HC 111 66 L 11/25 U.of IndianopdiJ 58 64 W 11m MSOE 91 66 L 11/30 UWM 69 91 L 12/03 UW-S"'..... Pt. 61 17 L 12106 Wlyne SL 60 100 L 1'Uff/ S.D. SlItAo 51 101 L 12112 PariJ Stili 64 80 W 1:1/21 .... 1dJ1St. '79 66 L OVOCN. MIchie. 66 77 W OV08 CIorke Coli... 80 5& W OVl1 SLAIIlb.- 15964 W 01/13 like F-.t 74 57 W OV17 BInI CGIJe&e 90 55 L OVI8 SW·EdwInIIY. 70 71 L 01/21 UW-Ct.bkod> 95 99 L 01/25 UW·PIoIIeviIle 59 67 W olm CWkeColl .. e 84 70 W 0:1101 WI, .. SL, HE 71 66 L 02103 WoyneSt.•MI 76 78 W O:IIfTI St._ 71 49 W 0:1108 ML St.CIIIre 102 81 L 02113 SLl00epb 58 78 W 0:1/25 ......... N.C. 137 66 L 02/13 Bemidji SlItAo 63 65 L 0:1/24 WiDoaIs..e 56 65 L 02129 UW·Eu CIoIre 38 67 03104 UW-GreeD BI)" IItul Rop/llr S..,_ 1M FLOOR HOCKEY Standings as of 03105/92 W L GB GFGA 3 0 -- 218 3 1 05 1814 1 2 2.0 13 17 122.0512 o 3 3.00 4 Results Grapplers 5 Pig Dogs 4 PSE over Killer Av's (forfeil) Team Hawks Grapplers Pig Dogs PSE Killer Avac. INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL Eastern Division DIvIIIoIl T_ W L I'd. GB W L PF PA Hollywood 5 0 1.000 0 0 ·399 255 Rea1JyRo_ 4 1 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 Foul Play 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 S.MD. 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 Slill Ugly 3 3 0.500 2.5 0 0 368 381 Juice Clew 2 4 0.333 4.5 0 0 370 366 Western Division DIvIIIoIl T_ W L I'd. GB W L PF PA .P.ro.B.irdo 5 0 1.000 0 0 304 257 4 2 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 Bid Boys &om BiKayDo 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 SlrIiahl P·No CuI 2 3 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 W.lmprovocl 0 5 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 Tho Boyz .... Bock 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 357 453 C1wainl ArmIdiIJoo 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 .0 348 381 ",...., 02I28IfZ R_ n-,. o:JI05/f2-.. IIaIIywood 54 Bod 1IoyISO 6:00 Hallywood VI ..... SMDlIO 1IoyI... Bod< 49 7:OOCRooI1y ~ Vl.1IId 1IoyI RooI1y _73 SliD Upy 56 7:00 FeW Play VI. S.M.D. ProlIinh 64Pro_48 8:OOCsa.ipI PVI. Cbs AmlIdiIIot 1_ CNw 79 a..p". AnDodiIIoI fI1 ~,II/IJI92_ ,-.-, O3IlMl __ 1IaIlywoocI93 FeW Play 59 6:00 Hollywood ... RooI1y-' - .... 48QoqioaA- ....... 47 7:OOC1_ CNw ". FeW Play SliD Upy 85SIDisb& P·NoCal 71 7:00 StniPI PVI. W.1oIprovod 1_ CNw 62 W.1oIprovod 53 8:OOCS.M.D.VI. ProlIinh Bod 1IoyI6111lo..,. ... _ 47 1:00 Cbs- AmIodiIloo VI. ..,. 1_ , • . •• , , , , . .. .. Scoring Leaders &mt IsIIIl flI Em Martino.loo SP 139 34.75 Kon:hoff. Tom RR 147 29.40 Vuquez, Albert SMD 136 27.20 FtymiJe, Many RV 155 25.83 Koleno. Tim SU 147 24.50 Lauer. Mork PB 88 22.00 Pow..... Ryan FP 104 20.80 POCOIOC.hris BZ 104 20.80 Kowey:nski, ChadPB 103 20.60 BIOwn,1oo HW 100 20.00 Croft, w.,. SP 58 1933 Owens, Hemy HW 92 18.40 BiocIrzycki.Ben RR 90 18.00 1Ieh1, Muk FP 88 17.60 Franklin, Nobl. 'SP 80 16.00 Eoaen. TocI SMD 64 16.00 Weber. Todd WI 79 15.80 Olinocki, Jim BB 77 15.40 RocIlin,Ste.e CA 76 15.20 Fri_.Santiago JC 76 15.20 Rogoman, Chris BB 58 14.50 Snnske. Mike BZ 72 14.40 Ruelh, Jay CA 66 13.20 MilCho1l, Fted SP 66 13.20 Weinand, Chad SMD 6S 13.00 Koehl .... Mall RR 52 13.00 Smen, Juon JC 64 12.80 Fowler. Ken CA 64 12.80 Toac_. Oscar SMD 62 12.40 Leinonwober. S. SU 74 12.33 .,. 1M VOLLEYBALL Team Hooton Six Pack Phmg .... 454', Standings ast;f02121192 W L GB 3 1 4 0 1.0 1 3 2.0 o 4 3.0 Tuellday I3I24It1 7:00 454·.... Si11'1ck 8:00 Hooten ,". PI...... Tuellday OJ/311t2 PIayoffa Beain Ope. V...,... Thundlyt: 7:00-9:00 TuHday 03/10192 7:00 Six Pack v .. Phmg .... 8:00 454'1 VI. Hooton EYE ON SPORTS UW.Parkside Panama City Keg Cub Qualifyinl Times Beer Bong Times BarreDStand11mes 1. Mike Schwartz 1.55 1. 1ason 1anke 19,74 2.1ason 1anke 1.77 2. Kevin Lazankl 11.53 3. Kevin Lazarski 2.00 3. Doug Waldal 10.97 4. Steve Turek 2.01 4. Scott Brandt 7.79 5. KwtLazarsId 2.22 5. Mike Schwanz 7.58 6. Dave Rudd 2.26 6. Dave Rudel 6.05 IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554·9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Fealurin& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots ·NOCOVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. You've Tried the Rut, Now Come Bad 10 t1Il Btsd ...~• . ~I , ...~ '.' .' ~RAN~G~Bll~N~EWS~S:!PO~US,~_!Pa~g~e~B4!_ __________ ~S~c=o~R~E=B~O~ARD~~--------------Marc __ h_5:..:• 1~91J2::... ___ WRESTLING .. s...,,,. Slldb&• -1Tw-,A 01/Z1/n Wnlllll' WI' " L D Shane,C. 118 14 11 0 B«h:r, K. 134 15 18 0 Cupe:r,K. 142 1 1 0 Lovy, D. 150 23 11 0 Sbrda,S. 150 23 4 1 Baley,C. 158 19 14 2 Ximpel,R. 158 11 11 0 Brockman, T. 167 35 1 1 Mucb:rheide., M. 177 20 16 0 Fm.genkt. R. 190 9 14 0 Keefer, T. 190 19 13 0 Bezoue,J. HW 22 5 1 Tranellina, K. HW 4 6 0 Weaver,M. HW 9 9 0 T.._ 245 19 6 Eastern Division T- w L Hollywood 5 0 Really Rottem 4 1 Foul Play 3 2 SM.D. 3 2 Still Ugly 3 3 Juice Clew 2 4 Western Division T ... w L ProBirda 5 0 Rave 4 2 Bid Boys from Bilcayna 3 2 Sir~ P-No Cul 2 3 We Improved 0 5 TbeBoyzmBact 0 6 Cha-&inl Armadillol 0 6 ,...,~ ....... Hollywood S4 Bed Boy, 50 SMD 90 Boyt 1111 Badt 49 Rally Rallllll 73 Slill UaJy 56 Pio Birdl 64 Pro Bildl 41 Juice Cmr 79 CJaarsill ArmadiDCII tfl TINlda71!1G't2Sclledale Hollywood 93 Paa1 Play S9 ltaft41 a.,p,. .\IIDIIAM 41 Slill UaJy 15 Snipl P-No Oil 71 JaaCmr62We~S3 Bed Bop61 'Dlaloy&•a.k41. TD av ES 3N 2N MD ff PIN 60 4 15 5 6 5 0 3 45 16 50 2 1 0 0 2 8 1 14 1 2 1 0 2 73 10 20 5 3 3 0 3 91 8 20 20 4 3 4 1 42 3 41 3 1 1 0 3 27 8 22 5 3 1 0 3 127 3 44 12 5 3 6 5 25 15 29 13 12 1 1 6 14 4 24 5 3 1 0 5 57 3 22 1 1 2 0 8 4,9 0 23 2 2 9 0 6 11 0 6 0 0 0 0 1 11 4 18 2 0 1 0 6 '7S. 3N 12 53 JI 12 Q MEN°S Box UW-.Eu Clain at UW-Parulde tJm/92 llPllys. Eel. Balldlna UW-Ea Clllre-Oreat 2 45-6 10, lf1C011t5 2-2 12, Prederic:bon 00-0 0, Modey22-27,Hardt60-013,Buckley 6 4-4 19. Anderson 2 2-2 6. Lane O 0- 00 UW-Partskle - Stevens 1 2-4 4, Boya33-49,Juric 11-13, Ev111110- 0 2, 4 0-0 8, Cates 21-2 7, Lu1-eman o 0-0 o, Burm o 3-6 3, Riser o 0-0 o, Henry O 0-0 0, Allen o 0-0 0 SltoolingPercenzaga: FO: UWE.479, UWP .267, Fr: UWE .938, UWP .556, 3-Pt.: UWE .352, UWP .167 UW-F.au Claire 29-38 67 UW-Parkside 19-17 36 INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL DMlloa Pct. GB w L PF PA 1.000 0 0 .399 255 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 0.500 2.5 0 0 368 381 0.333 4.5 0 0 370 366 Dh1lloa Pd. GB w L PF PA 1.000 0 0 304 257 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 0.000 5.S 0 0 357 453 0.000 5.5 0 0 348 381 ........,IW!t'92Sc:Wale 6:00 Hollywood VI, Rave 7:00C Really R-.. VI. Bad Boys 7:00 Foul Play vs. S.MJ>. l:OOC Scnipl Pva.QiaAnudilloe TlleldaJ fDll°"2ScWIN 6:00 HoUywood VI. Rally Roams 7:00C Ju Cmr VI, foul Play 7:00 Slnipt P vs. We Impnwed l:OOC S.MJ). w. Pio Buda 1:00 Cta, Am10of w. lloy&R Beet .. . MEN'S BASKETBALL Season Summary ReeordU-15 .Dafl QJaponcnt i!D i!aa W 11/23 Purdue-NC l1l 66 L 11/25 U. ~ Jnctimepdu 58 64 W 11/27 MSOB 91 66 L 11/30 UWM 69 91 L 12/0J UW-Stffms Pt. 61 17 L 11J06 Wayne SL 60 100 L l'l/f11 S.D. Slate 51 101 L 12112 Ferris State 64 80 W lll'll Bemidji St. 79 60 L OVN N. Mlddgaa 60 77 W OVOI Clarke coa.p 80 51 W OVII SL Ambnlle 69 64 W 01/13 Lake Forest 74 S7 W 01/17 Bani CG1Jeae ,0 55 L OVll SW-F.dwardff. 70 71 L 01/21 UW-Olbkosb 9S 99 L 01125 UW-P!am:ville S9 61 W 01/27 Ome Collea• 84 70 W 02/01 Wayae S&., NE 71 60 L OU03 Wayne SL, MI 76 71 W 02/'17 St. Sdioluda 71 49 W 02/0I Ml. St. Claire lGZ 11 L 02113 Sc. Jotepb sa 1a W 02/15 ,_nlH-N.C. 137 60 L 02123 Bemidji Slate 63 6S L 0'1/24 Winona Stale 56 6S L 02/29 tJW.J:a a.Ire 36 '7 (r.W4 UW-Orem Bay Bu lt•plu s-• IM FLOOR HOCKEY Standings as of 03/0S/92 Team Hawks Grapplers Pig Dogs PSE Killer Avac. W L GB GFGA 3 0 -- 21 8 3 1 0.5 18 14 1 2 2.0 13 17 l 2 2.0 S 12 0 3 3.0 0 4 Results Grapplers 5 Pig Dogs 4 PSE over Killer Av's (forfeit) Scoring Leaders liamt lam Ell tm Martino, Joe SP 139 34.75 Ken:hoff. Tom RR 147 29.40 Vasquez. Albert SMD 136 27.20 Frymire, Many RV 155 25.83 Koleno. Tim SU 147 24.50 Lauer.Mark PB 88 22.00 Powers, Ryan FP 104 20.80 Pocm>,Chris BZ 104 20.80 Kawcynski. ChldPB 103 20.60 Brown.Joe HW 100 20.00 Croft, Wes SP 58 19.33 Owens, Henry HW 92 18.40 Biedrzycki_ Ben RR 90 18.00 Behl.Mart FP 88 17.60 Franklin. Noble SP 80 16.00 Eagen. Ted SMD 64 16.00 Weber, Todd WI 79 15.80 Olinecki.Jim BB 77 15.40 Redlin. Steve CA 16 15.20 Prial. Santiago JC 76 15.20 Roggeman, Chris BB 58 14.50 Sraste, Mike BZ 72 14.40 RUdh.Jay CA 66 13.20 Mitchell.fled SP 66 13.20 Weinand, Chad SMD 6S 13.00 Kochler, Mau RR 52 13.00 Smerz.Juon JC 64 12.80 Powler,Ken CA 64 12.80 T01eano, 09car SMD 62 12.40 Leinmweba-, S. SU 74 12.33 . . . ' . . ' .. IM VOLLEYBALL Tum Hooter& Six Pack Plungers 454's Standlop a.r tf 02127192 W L GB 3 1 4 0 1.0 1 3 2.0 0 4 3.0 Tuesday 03/10/92 7:00 Six Pack vs. Piun,c:n 8:00 454'1 vs. Hooter1 Tuaday 13/24,'ti 7:00 45411 VI. Sil Pact 8:00 Hootaa vs. Pl-,.. Tuelday 1313V,Z Playoff, Begin 0pqv..,_. Thursdays: 7:00-9:00 EYE ON SPORTS UW-Parkside Panama City Kea Cub Qualifyin1 Times Beer Bong Times Barrell Stand T1mes 1. Mike Schwartz 1.SS 2. Jason Janke 1.77 1. Jason Janke 19.74 2. Kevin Lazarski 11.53 3. Kevin Lazarski 2.00 3. Doug Waldal 10.97 4. Steve Turek 2.01 4. Scott Brandt 7.79 S. Kurt Lazarski 2.22 5. Mike Schwanz 7.58 6. Dave Rudd 2.26 6. Dave Rudd 6.05 IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT FeaturinK • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. YoM've Trkd the Rut, Now CotM Bad to N s,sll J t :-~:;bS.:;l992~=-----------------~" Fun Flicks Make your own movie, music video or both Sign up now! There is no cost involved! Plus, You get to keep the videotape! It's really fun. Now's your chance to become a videostar, I I , I I I I I I ' I M,aJCh 5, 1992 A Week Of Magic ... Fun Flicks Make your own movie, music video or both Sign up now! There is no cost involved! Plus, You get to keep the videotape! It's really fun. Now's your chance to become a video star: CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING. To place classified advertising in1he University ofWisoonsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, stop inThe Ranger News office located inroom Dl39C inthe Wyllie UbrarylLeaming CenlBr~next., tie Coffee :::::s Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by lUI or part time UW-Parkside students are 25¢ per.week run. All classified ads IlIaced by anyone other than UW,ParksIde students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. "an error occurs, the ad will be run free o~charge the follOWIng week. ~ refunds. The lJnversftY "'- of WISCOI1s1n-Parks1de- The Ranger News. and its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertising placed bY.lts customers. The U~.Parkside Ranger News I'8SerYet the right to refuse 10 publish any advertising at its discretion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant BUSiness Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295 . __ C.L.UB.E.VE_NT_.S1 I....C..L.U.B.E.VE.N..T..SII Accounting Club officer nomina· tions will be held 81noon on March 11, in Union 104. Refreslunents will be served. I 'II Geotogy Colloquium-Sharon Shaver ( hydrogeologlst) from Wisconsin DNR of Milwaukee Water Supply will be hereto speak on March 6, Fri. at noon in Greenquist 113. Englisb Club will meet on Wed, March II, in CART 14281 noon. .' To celebrate Women's History Monlh, Sr. Colleen Mccanier will glveapresentalionon WilIaCather. New members are welcome. II~ I' Mark your calendars! Geoscience Club is having their rock and gem show on April 8, 9, and 10. PAD sponsored Irip to Milwaukee Bucks vs. Orlando Magic. $15 includes bus and lic.ket. Tickets available 81Unio,n Info. Desk. Geoscience Club announces Ron Eifler, head of field operations of Racine Wastewater TreallDenL "Wastewaterlrealment<onserving our mOSI importanl natural resource." Friday, April 10, noon, in Greenquist 113. We'll hunl and peck. Paper's a mess? Under duress? Comeseeus and we'll help make it a success. The Writing Center. " PSGA - Elections March 11-12 in Moln Concourse, 9am - 8pm The Spring 1992 SeniO' Seminar Class announces lhe winner of a dinner for two 81 Ruffolo's: Ed Holli. Our zoo had 566 animals. Ed guessed 567. Enjoy! I FORRENT Willing to sell my Parlcside parleing permit for $IS. ContaCl Brian Matsen 81632-S83I. HondaS50IIlOIa'CYCIe. 1976. Runs greaL Many new parts. $Soo or best offer. 632-6828. Are you in trouble? Need help on Part-lime work, vel)' flexible hours. ,he double? Grammar's a wreck? Ambitious wilh interesl in fashion ,.. HELP WANTED' 1 I PERSONALS 1 I Dear Heather, I know you read these - ''The Chevrolet is lhe greatest car ever made! They ought to prohibil lhe manufacture of lhal automobile!". Thanks for coming. Ioe. Soulh Padre Island Condominiums CO' Spring Break. $24 per Greg-do you always drive back person per nighll off beach. $27 and fO'lh fnn Burlington? SlOp per person per nighll beach fronL looking at me like lhal! I love 1-800-422-8212. ~ you-Kerr • and ability to work wilh groups. Cheryll 81414-878-2666. MISCELLANEOUS Any smdents mterested 10 onmng a SCUBA diving club, call Mike Gondek al 595-2890. To all Residence Hall SlUdents: Thank you for your palience and underslanding last weekduring lhe difficulties we experienced with bolh lhe hot water and the telephone system. Signed, lhe Residence Ufe SIBff. I PERSONALS • ~ .....I.... Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meetsevel)'Mon,12-lpm,inMoIn D133. Sheila,doyoulcnowlhewaytoSan lose? Squirt, I love you. xoxo Your Daisy. Co-Dependenls Anonymous (COAD)meetseveI)'Wed, 12-1pm in Moln D114. FREE MEASLES IMIIUNIZATION CLINIC UW-Par1(sideStudent Health Services is offering F.... M••• I.. Immunizations. Required for students who have not had their 2nd measles immunization. If you were born after 1957 and have had only one measies shot, you need a second immunization to protect you from getting the measles. Date: March 91&10,1992 Time: 88m to 12pm Place: MaIn Place I I ~" .."'," For further Information contact StUdent H.. llh Serulul 595-2366, Moln D115. _. , . - .... PERSONALS J DD;- look to lhe sky,!Is limits lit endless. Reach for your ... Hey Bylaw, now you can'llIy DO oneeversenlyoua)JllllODal. Keep smiling! TMA. Narcotics Anonymous (NA) meets evel)' Wed, 2-3pm in Moin D114. Todd, good luck in your perfil. mances. I lcnow you'U be. Love, Becky. Sexual Abuse/Assaull Survivors meet evel)' Wed, 2-3pm in Moln D114. Do lherighllhing - \'IlleLaleabaN. Iudeforpres1deolofPalbideslUdent Government 011 March 11 A r SERVICES Amy MCP. Andyou though \I was a mice sane person. Bawk, hawk! TMA. Gay/Lesbian Organization meeting limesandd8lescan beoblained by calling the Women's Center at 59S-2170. The Party Company D1and video service for all occasions CaDnow UAi:a1ftlMAlif I Urges! Ublllry allnIarmIlIlIIln U.s. 11.113 ""'" •AU. SIIIIIm - COqlog TllCIOy"'lIIR I MC" coo 1&800-351-0222 _t42=~oo~:I~=ri="1 Bob Morris: don'l be shy, you're my one and only guy. Your Tiger, Diamond. I THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO SUMMER SESSION 1992 ~., '- ,. JUNE 22-AUGUST 29 Celebrate our centenniaJ anniversary this summer by participating in the conversations that define the intense individualism and passionate inquiry of our intellC!CtuaI heritage. A wide range of class times enables students to ~omplete. most courses in 3-5 weeks. For registration information and a list of course descriptions, write or call: Office of Summet Session The Univetsiry of Chicago 5835 IGmbark Avenue Chicago. l1Iinois 60637 (312) 702-7854 I" ." - • Page20 VERTISING To~ classified advertising in lh8 University of Wisconsin-Parkside. The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room_D139C in the Wyllie Library/Leaming Cenlar~ nextm hCoffee Shoppe. Deadline for dassified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. Al classified ads plaald by U or part time UW.Parkside students are 25¢ per_week nn All classified ads place(I hr anyone other than UW.Parkside students are $5.00 per week n.n. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad wHI be run free of charge the following week. ~ refunds. The ~ of Wasconsin-Par1<side -The Ranger News, and its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertisi~ placed by _Its aJstomers. The UW·Parkside Ranger News l'8S8rYat the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its discretion. Please direct all inquirie to The Ranger News' Assistant BuS1ness Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295_ CLUB EVENTS I I CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED · I Accounting Club officer nominations will beheldatnoon on Man:b n. in Union 104. Refreshments will be served. Geology Colloquium-Sharon Shaver ( bydrogeologist} from Wisconsin DNR of Milwaukee Water Supply will be here 10 speak on March 6, Fri. at noon in Greenquist 113. Fnglisb Club will meet on Wed. March 11, in CART 142 at noon. To celebrate Women's History Month, Sr. Colleen Mccarrier will giveapresentalionon Willa Cacher. New members are welcome. M8lk your caleodln! Geoscience Club is having their rock and gem show on Apil 8, 9, and 10. PAB sponsored trip to Milwaukee Bucks vs. Orlando Magic. $15 includes bus and ticket. Tickets available al Union Info. Dest. Geoscience Club announces Ron Eifler, head of field opcntions of Racine Wastewater TreaunenL "Wmtewatertteaunent<mserving our most important D8lW'al n,source." Friday,Apil 10,noon,in Greenquist 113. We'll bunt and peck. Paper's a mes.,? Underduress? Comeseeus and we'll help make it a success. The Writing Center. .. PSGA-Elections March 11-12 in Moln Concourse, 9am - 8pm The Spring 1992 Senim Seminar Clas., announces die winner of a dinner for twO at Ruffolo's: Ed Holli. Our zoo bad 566 animals. Ed guessed 567. Enjoy! I FORRENT I Large twobedrooolaptinKenosha. $465/month plus utilities. 652- 3064. I FORSALE I 1980ChevroletMonzaHatchback. 2.SL 4cyl, very good body. runs great. 62,000 miles. $975 fmn. Tomat656-5815daysor681-2761 after 5pm. Willing to sell my Park.side parking pmnit for $15. Contact Brian Matsen at 632-S831. Honda5501DOCO'Cycle. 1976. Runs greaL Many new parts. $500 or ~ offer. 632-6828. and ability to work with groups. Chttyll 81414-878-2666. I MISCELLANEOUS'' Any students interested in fonrung a SCUBA diving club, call Mike Gondek at 595-2890. South Padre Island. Condominiums f« Spring Break. $24 per person per night / off beach. $27 per person per night/ beach front. 1-800-422-8212. To all Residence Hall students: Thank you for your patience and understanding last week during the difficulties we experienced with both the bot water and the telephone system. Signed. the Residence Life Staff. PERSONALS I Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) meelSeveryMon.12-lpm,inMoln D133. Sheila.doyouknowthe way to San Jose? Squirt, I love you. xoxo Your Daisy. Co-Dependents Anonymous Are you in trouble? Need help on Pan-time wut, veiy flexible hours. (COAD}meetsevery Wed. 12-lpm the double? Grammar's a wreck? Ambitious with interest in fashion in Moln D 114. FREE MEASLES IMIIUNIZATION CLINIC UW-Parkside Student Health Services is offering Free MIMIN Immunizations. Required for students who have not had their 2nd measles immunization. If you were born after 1957 and have had only one measles shot, you need a second immunization to protect you from getting the measles. Date: March 9 & 10, 1992 Time: 9am to 12pm Place: Main Place For further Information contact Student Health Serulce1 595-2366, Moln D 115. ------- --- - -- --·- ·- - PERSONALS I Dear Heather, I know you read these -"The Chevrolet is the greatest car ever made! 'Ibey ought IO prohibit the manufacture of that automobile!" Thanks for coming. Joe. Narcotics Anonymous (NA} meets every Wed. 2-3pm in Moln D114. Greg-do you always drive back and fmh fnn Burlington? Stop looking at me like that! I love you-Kerr. Sexual Abuse/Assault Survivors meet every Wed. 2-3pm in Moln D114. Amy MCP. And you though ti WU a mice sane person. Bawk, bawk! TMA. Gay/LeSbian Olganization meeting times and dates can be obtained by calling the Women's Center at 595-2170. Bob Morris: don't be shy, you're my one and only guy. Your Tiger. Diamond. PERSONALS DD:· look to the sty, i1a timiia • endles.,. Reach fm your drama. Hey Bylaw. now you can't say 110 oneeversentyouapenona1, tc .... smiling! 1MA. "'""P Todd, good luck in your perfcr. mances. I know you'll be - Love, Becky. Do the right thing-wtelaleabaN. Jude for presideat of Pmbide Student Government on Mmtb 11 & 12. SERVICES I ProfessionalphotographymW!le f« weddings 111d pomila. Reasonable. Pleue call 11111 leave mesmge with pboac t 632-4565. The Pany Company DJ and video serviceforalloa:asiom. CallDOW 632-6828. _ IIIEAIIClrlBMlll Largest Ubmy " lnlannllDII In U.S. fJ,173 7"""-AU.IIIUffl Onlet Cala,g TomyWllll ~/MCorCOO lliliiO 100.351.1222 Or. rus/1 S2.00to: IIIIMdl ..... --r.t THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO SUMMER SESSION 1992 ~ • JUNE 22-AUGUST 29 Celebrate our centenniaJ anniversary chis summer by participating in the conversations chat define the incense individualism and passionate inquiry of our intellecrual heritage. A wide range of class times enables students to ~omplec~ most courses in 3-5 weeks. For registration mformanon and a list of course descriptions, write or call: Office of Summer Session The U niversicy of Chicago 5835 Kimbark Avenue Chicago, Illinois 60637 (312) 702-7854 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HE Financial aid policies to change Federal government to limU Pell grants to five yearsor ten semesters ., Dellllil Clarke News Writer SIIIdenISexpecting to receive filllCialaidfm'dIc 1992-93 school ,. sbouId be aWlR that tbae 11m beaI recent changes in finan- eilllid policies. SIIIdents must apply before Apilltocosurc Ihat dlcir app!ica- IioD will be processed in time for' Ibe fall 1992 semester. StudenlS ..... CXI Federal Pell Grants to ~JllYblhciredueatiOllshould .. dIat new fcdenll!egulatioos will &mit dIc receipt of dIc Pen GIIIIt to live years or ten seJDCS· IaI. Kaplan finalist in California The RaDger New. hu ItUW-PIIbide. 1beCalifomla 1amedIbllUW·ParbideCblm- S_UnivmltyBolnlofTrust- c:cIJorSbciIa~IIOIICofsilt _ wiD _ iIs Jeleclicln mati.s 10 liD dIc positioa of peJidcnt It Sao 10Ic State Uoi- vasity in Sao JOID, CaIiforoia. Kaplan, 46, i. UW- Parbidc'. tbinI clwwJlor in UW-PaIkJidc's 23 year biSlllIy "If a s1UdcDt is nearing that limit or bas reached that Hmit," says Jan Ocker, UW·Pa!tside cIi. IeClor of 6nancial aid, "he should take tbcsc (dIc new Hmillltions) into accouot. For instaooc. if a student bas bcco lItICodiog pan_ time for many SClDesters, 8IId he bas received a Pen Gnmt each se- mester, he may lind himself lID. able to receive a Pen GnmL" Ocker DOlCS IbIl SlUdcnIS in that type of situation sbouId coo- sider eilber enrolling fun-time or securing loans or employment 10 help pay fm' dlcir education . Ocker says DOt 10 worry if a student is DOt SlIII: if he or she bas reached dIc ten scmcsrer Hmit,. ''The SbJdcnt Aid Report (SAR) that sbJdcnlS get back after Ibcy make dIc application will tell stu- dcolSiflbcyhavelQlCbeddlcHmiL " Somcexc:cplions will bemadc for reservists on duty in Opcmtion DcsatStorm/DcscrtSbicldandfor studcnlS taking doc:umcotedremc- dial c:oursework at UW -Parbidc. In eilber case, Ibc student is eli- gible b two additional scmcsrers. and each case needs III be analyzed by the Fmaocial Aid Oflicc on a case by case basis. Ocker also DOleS Ihat the Wis- .coosi!t State Gnmt is a1mIdy lim. ited 10 1m SCIDCSICrS. 1be olber cbaoge in policy reIatcs 10 Ibc linaocial aid appJica. lion dcadlinc and the canccIIation ofcIasscsforfai1l1letopay. "Wbat we're trying 10 do for the fall of Continued on Paae z UW-Parkside science mobile featured at elementary schools ., Latesba N. Jude towards the end of cicmenlary year to guide Ibc studcots through. News Editor school and 10 junior high school, It'snotinourbudgct,andit'snotin Last semester the University students start getting bJrDCd off the Racine or ICenosIIa Unllied of Wisconsin·Parkside science about science. That's not rigbL budget, "said Grecncbeum. . mobiIevisiled twenty·six different Science is something you investi· "It's bard wort! SomCOllC eIemeol8ly scbools and captivated gate for yourself. You feel it in· dcservcslOgctpaidbtllatWOlk," 3800 sbJdents in grades four stead ofteadiog aboutitl" saidGrccnbsum. dIrougb six. "We give them things Ihat will AcconIingtoGrecoclJalllll,the The science mobile is a IIUck aUowthemlOfeel,see,anddo.1be truck was donated two yean ago . lhat IIlIIlspMs a dozeo scientific fourth, fifth, and sixth grades were by Wiscalsio National Gas. Case, cxbibitsiocludingopticalillusions, our target because they are old Snap-oo,JobosonWax,Rccnquist IIoatiog M & M's, a wave ma- CDOugh and are on the edge of Associates, and Modulcx have aU c:bioc, and plasma baD image. starting 10 tum off 10 science," given considerable amollDts of Ben Greenebawn, UW-Part· Greenbaum said. goods and services. sidcdcao of the science and tech- According toGreenebawn, the 1beprognllllbcgaowbcoUW· llOIogy,said, "Youngcbildren are main operating expense of the sci- ParbideProfcssorJ~~ Daturally curious about things. cnce mobile program is the salary UW -Parkside's sdeoce mobBe bu captivated 3,800 students member of Ibc Umv~ty s blOl- About the time you start getting for the person who is the guide. There are additional COSIS for re- "The main cost is Ibc salary. ogydcpartmcnt, IbcRcgiooal Staff pairs which are bandIed by UW- The guide [MaJgaret SlIleDdonkj Development Center, and local Parkside students. works full-time, eight months a Continued on Paae Z late Breaking News foDowing Irvin G. Wyllie and Alan Eo GusIi:io. She bas bcco cbanc:c11or sinllc 1986. She II Ieaviog b SISU 011 Ma'c:b S to meet with admiNst" .... fac- ulty. staff, IIId _bell of the commUDity. SISU bas a Itndeat popuJa- tiooof3O,OOO,COIIIIBedtoS,ooo UW-Parkside erimary Third World feminist to speak at UW-Parkside Third World women's issues be- causc we arc aglobal community," Jamcssaid. "We bsve a lot of interaction wilh Third World counlrics and it is important as people to under- stand issues !elating to both coun- tries," said Angie Nurer, C<KOOr- dioalor of Ibc Women's CeNer. Enriquez foundcd and diJeCted dIc first magazine for Nicaraguan womenentil1edSOMOS (WeAre). As a eotDmentalOr for Barricada, OIICof Nicaragua's major daily newspapers, she bas published ar- ticles and essays about nationaI Continued jIIIP.,e.z opposition parties in Nicaragua . Attending thislecbJlewill give individuals Ibc opportunity III ex- pand there outlook on different approaches of the feminist move- ment in Third World countries. "Women in the Third World countries pose a unique opportu- nity for feminism in that Ibcir par- ticipatioocaosignilicantlyaIrerlbc political and social fubJle of Ibcir societies," said Peggy James, UW- Parksidc assistant profcssot of p0- litical science. "We should not ooIy have re- sponsibilities to First World wotoen's issues, b\It also to lbc • y SlIDeeta AkkinapaW News Writer In honor of Women's Hislory Month, Magda Enriquez will give a presentation entitled "Third World Feminism from a Nicara- guan Perspective" on Thursday, March Sth in Molinaro lOS at 12:3Opm. Enriquez is the repe- scnlativeoflbcSandinislSNational Liberation Front (FSLN) for the United StaleS and Canada. FSLN, the ruling party from 1979-90, was responsible for lcad- ing the !evolution against the Somoza regime in 1979. Sandanistas represent one of Ibc Q. If the presideptial.e!f;:tion was~'f'l;:t> • today, whq }'Vould Y0l,lVOle!ort(i\ ;'p... "," .,<,:"-, Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 21, February 27, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Administrators to be evaluated by falculty Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �nivtrsity of iscorisiIl.,. Administrators to be evaluated by faculty By ErIca SaDchez News Editor A! die end of each semester, UW·Parbidefacultymembetsare ewIuIICd by SlIJdents on their job ~tive board ofUW· Plrtside's Faculty Senate ap- pointed a comniittee in 1991 to recommend an evaluation process tbIl would detamine the perfor- IIIIIICCS of die campus administra· IllS. Art Dudycha, chairman of the University Committee, said, "The university made a committee to propose different evaluation pro- cesses in October of 1991. This idea was offered to the chancellor, die vice chancellor, and the four deans of UW-Parkside. The pur- pose of the administrative evalua- tion is to get some indication of how faculty (who will evaluate the administration) perceive die heads of the university and to glean infor· Snyder to lecture on insanity B, Latesha N, Jude Milwaulcee, sane at the time he News Editor killed and dismembered IS men Aaron Snyder, assistant pro- and boys for sexual gratification. fessor of philosophy, will be pre. '1'11 try to the best of my abil- seatingalec:1ure on ''The Insanity ity to respond to questions regard- Defense" on Thursday, February ing Dahmer, although 1 was not 20, 8l7pm in Greenquistl0S. present in thecourtroom whenalOl Snyder will not specifically of evidence' was presented. My focus on serial killer Jeffrey knowledge of the case comes Dahmer,aIthoughheintendstouse largelyfromsecood-handnewsand Ihe Dahmer case for the modva- television reports," said Snyder. Iionofgeneralintereston the topic According to Snyder, the cur- oflheinslnity defense. rcntdebate is not when the insanity Snyder will explain the ratio- defense should be applied, but IlII1e for tile insanity defense and whether it should ever be applied why he dtinks it is an effective under any circumstances. aspect of tile legal environmenL Snyder used the Dahmer case '"lbc talk is going to answer as a specific example. If the defen- tile queIlion 'Why sbouId we have dant had pled guilty there would aillslmitydefal3e?m said Snyder. not have been a trial. SDyder said that he would not ''The plea in Dahmer's case was be IIIIpIiIed if questions would be 'not guilty by reason of insanity: raised by llldience membets in the There is an alternative plea a~ai~; dlnssinnperiodafterthetalkre. able- 'guilty, but mentally ill, IIIdin8 the recent Dahmer case Snyder said. which gaiDed national and interna· However, if Dahmer would IioaaIllIeDtion. have pled "guilty,butmentallyill; Last week, a jury found Jef· there would be no need for a jury fIey Dahmer, a seriaI killer from Continued on Page 2 Do rOU think the deatl~ pena.lty should be legalized in Wlsconsm? ;c 100 80 .) 60 ~ ~ 40 Cil 20 It) 0 VIIS .Sexual harassmentlaws adopted atUW schools Harassment Committee, said that of theCivilRightsActofl964and in 1981,the UniversityofWiscon. title #9 the Education amendment sin System told all campuses to of 1972. The Equal Employment estsbtish sexual harassment poli- OpponunityCommission (EEOC) cies and procedures. in 1980 identiflCd sexual harass- UW.Parksideiscurrentlypre· ment and EEOC later published senting information in verbal and guidelines lIIId the definition or Mineo form to new and continuo sexual harassmenL iog students. UW·Parkside also "Thesexualhalllssmentguide· offers wodcshops, awareness pro- 1ines0DOID'campusaretaken very grams and training in self defense. seriously by the campus faculty According to Kavenik the ha· and administration: said John rassmentlaws is a set of proce- Stoekwell,ProvostandViceChan- dureswhichismandatedbytheUS ceIlor. Whenever asexual harass· guvemmentand uw System. "Our ment case is presented to us. we document was revised for clarity a respond 10 iL We have responded couple of times since 1981," said ell'ectivelyindlepestandwillcon· Kavenik. tinue to as need be." The federal laws are in title 7 CoatInued oa Page 2 The University of Wisconsin· Parkside and other UW schools are agreeing with stale laws on sexual assault and harassmenL The sexual harassment law, which became effective in April 1990, requires each campus to pro- vide students with information on legal definitions and penalties for sexual assault, various national, stale and campus statistics, the rights of victims, and recognition andpreventiooofpotentiaItrouble. ProfessorFrancisM.Kavenik, chair of the UW·Parlcside Sexual Elliott-explores contemporary racism By Erica Sanchez New Editor and Jackie Nnes News Writer mation from them." "Carl Lindner is the chairman of the new committee," continued Dudycha, "which will look at the morale of the faculty, which also precipitated this evaluation. The University Committee could not tell where morale was going with the faculty, and we did DOl know what the primitry faclOn were in the drop of morale. However, we didreaIizethat pay was a fllCUJrand so was the reallocation of funds to different departments." Carl Lindner, chairman of the ContInued on Page 2 By Latesba N. Jude News Editor Many people believe that rac· ism is a thing of the past in OlD' society; however, Jane Elliott, an independent, free·lance educator, gave a presentation in UW· Parkside's Communication Arts Theater,onThW'Sday,February13, that showed how the effects of rac· ism still permeate our society. Elliott has received national attention due to her brown-eyedl blue.eyed anti·racist exercise, which she currently reeDllClS for schools and corporations through. out the United States. Elli,0tt opened her presenta- tion,"1n the Eyes of the Beholder; by stating thatracism ''perpelualeS the stalUSqoo" in OID'society. She emphasized that physical differ· -- Milwaukee-baaed LA Sensadoa Tropical charmed over 350 UW· Parkslde students during Its first lIIIIIual ValentIne', Day dance sponsored by the Hispanic OrpnIzatlon or Parllslde III the UIIIoB D1nlngHaIL -I [' I I ' I Jane EIlIotl ences are important and valuable. differences do DOl exist is actually Sbe explained that prcteDding tba1 CoaIiDlMd GIl.... 1 .... In The News IN THE NEWS .•• This week'. Editorial focuses on the racist and sexist slurs appearing on campus.. ........ See Page 10 See who lias decided to voice tbeir gripes in this week's letters to the editor see Page 10 Administrators to be evaluated . CODtlDued from .... 1 EvalualiOll CommiUee and an En- glish professor, said, "Tbe Univer- sity Committee appointed faculty to develop an evaluation form tbat would usess adminislrative per- fOl1llllllCCin the eyes of the faculty. We would address the problem of 1IIllI'B1c: it bas steadily been dr0p- ping fir two years. Our inleDlion -ilI'lbisc:ommiueeistofindamcthod ofcommunication betweenthefac- ulty and the admiDisUation and to improve re1alions with the two groups." The evaluation procesS will not be an angry Ir defensive one. The insen:baogc of common infor- mation, giving fccdbeck:. and ex- , changingidcas will potential1y fos- ter bcuerrclalicns between thefac- ulty and the adminislraIion. Tootsie Roll winner named UW -Parbide SUldcnt Eric Ellingham is the winner of theTOOISieRollconlestsponsored by UW-Parbidc's Communica- tion Dcpanmcnt's Senior Seminar class. The correctUJla1 was 1,163 TOOlSieRolIJ. Ellingham's clair- voyant entry bas earned him din- ner fir two at Chi Chi's restaurant inRacinc. Fell..., 210, 1992 - .Jazz Festival, 8am-4pm in the Communication Arts 1be- ater (Sponsored by the Music Department) .Discussion: "Affirmative Action Hiring Issues" Noon in Union 104 (Sponsored by the Career Center) .Talent Show, 8pm in the Union Square (Sponsored by the Afrikan American Student Union) -Coretta SCott King, Speaker, lOam at Carthage College, Siebert Chapel. Free shuttle bus leaving the Union. Call 595-2278 to reserve your seat (Sponsored by Carthage College) .Movie: "Five Heartbeats" 7pm, Union Cinema. $1 for students, $2 for guests (pAB) -The Vienna Choir Boys, presented by Accent on En- richment Series, 7pm, Communication Arts Theater, $7.50 students, $15 guests (pAB) .Ebony Man Contest, 7pm in theUnion Square (AASU) Sexual harassment laws adopted Snyder to lecture on the insanity defens~ CODtinued From Page 1 Chancellor Sheila Kaplan is cmrcntly seeking the Board ofRe- gents' dismissal of Dennis Dean, professor of English and humani- ties, who was charged with four counts of sexual harassment last semester. A UW-Parlcside biology pr0- fessor, Omar Amin, resigned in Mayof1991aflerbcingconfronted with allegations of sexual harass- menL "100 idea is to have a univer- sity environment where everyone can work and learn together com- "Dnss IIDaI1 or you can loose your Ufe," says Inna Walker, the founder and co-chairman of Parents and Youth Concern About Fashions and Violcncc. Complete story on Page 3 Do yOu know your beritage? Test your knowledge by taking the heritage quiz. See Page 4 John LangeDfelcl, President 01 tbe newly founded Parkside Orpnization 01 Men, presents the POM's ptoposed constitution. Chcck out Page 5 CIleck OIIt tbe tldrd iD a series 011tile administ ra tlOIl at the univerSity, this week focusing on Assistant Chancellor G. Gary Gracc Story on Page 6 CamPUl Police Reports: See what crimes were re- ported on campus last week ...._ ..Details on Page 14 The men's basketball team set two school records winning by Tl, scoring 137 points SatuIday ...Page Bl "These kinds of procedures have been developed 00 four or . fiveolhcrcampuscsincludingUW- Green .Bay, UW-Qshkosh, UW- LaCrosse, and the first one, UW- Milwaukee.· The evaluation process is still in the fcrmaliveSlages, but we have a rough draft of questions tbat we are still seeking responses to. We are asking the faculty and adminis- tration to comment 00 the ques- tions we l'fOIlOSC. 1n many ways, it parallels the student/teacher fIrmS,· Udner said. Provost and Vice Owtcellor lo1mSlIlCkwellsaid, "Wewck:ome all participalion and involvemenL Faculty recommendations to the university will be appreciated." The evaluation proccduresare still bcing dcveloped and shouldbe completed by the ead of the year. Continued from Page 1 . prove who did iL The focus of the trial It would have proceeded to IriaI became whether he was in- questions of disposition. sane at the time of committing the AccordingtoSnyderthepress chain of crimes. bas significantly confused the is- Snyder added, "They admit- sue. FII'St, they incorrectly defined ted tbat Dahmer was the killer, but the plea of·not guilty by reason of that is not the same as proving insanity.· Secondly, it is possible guilL That's the important point; in Wisconsin to plead ·disjlDlc- admiltingtbatheki\ledlhcsepeople tivelynotguilty· and ·notguiltyby is the not the same thing as plead· reason of insanity" ing guilty. Had he pleaded guilty "The effect of tbat plea is to there would have been no need for say,'1 didn't do it, but even if I did atrial" do it, I'm not responsible for it, m "The press bas consislCnt1y Snyder said. misinlerpreled what was going 011 Dahmer's attorney, Gerald by telling us that Dahmer plead Boyle.chosenottoCOllleSL Thus, ·guilty,butinsane.· However,that Dahmer pled "not guilty by reason plea is not possible in Wisconsin," of insanity" and the state did not Snyder said. have todevole signiflC8Rtforccs to According to Snyder, insanity fortably," said Kavenik. Kavenik says that dJeluU lot of mislDlderslaDdings about what is going on. "It is a mecba- nism to bclp pcople beba~ wdI towards one anothel," said Kavenik. is a legal notion, and menla1i11JJeSS is a psychiatric notion. • "The press IqlOflS were SlID' plymcssed.up. AaudesS~ doesn't bother chetkiDI .. UDdcl' standing the legal maamlblllbeY are repOOing abouL YOD JIll repclitiontbatbecolllC8 M1 .-c1 fact," added Snyder. Snyder's~willrocus~ expand 00 the gmera1 q~ "Why should we have MI iJISIIIilY defense?" "Why do we CIIIe wIJdIIIl Dahmer _ insane or.lI k1lII as there is DO question lbat lie WI! the kilJeroftbc IS young~- boys? Why shon1d we QIe jflle wasinsanewhellhedidil'l"SII)'lIIl asked. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 20, February 20, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-02-20 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System literary magazine racism sexual harassment Student Activities violence https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/3aef0d35329fe387ef37af493129dc81.pdf f6fe3d717783e9a12e93f1ec53581b41 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 20, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Engineering agreement with UWM Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HE Engineering,agreement with UWM Engineering technology program no longer exists oncampus 81 Latesha N, Jude News Editor '!'be administration has de- cided rodiscontinue the University of Wisconsin-Plllkside four-year, eqiIIeeriD& technology program. IDslead a two-year l1lIlISfer ar- raqemcnt with the University of Wisconsin· Milwaukee will be implemenled. A ,-ago, UW-Parlcside en- lind into an apeement with UW· f,fi1waukce in which students can JPCIId their lint two years in the tDgineeringprogram at UW-Park· side lIId transfer III UW-Milwau· be III COIIIplelC the program. Wal1crT, Feldt, chair of the engineering scieDce depanment, IBid. "Swdeuts woo en1eml inro Ibis lJl'OBIam wiD be lreated as if they bad swted at UW-Milwau- kee, This gives them a few advan· ity, we'llgellnorelbantbat, "Feldt tages over a less formal transfer said. arrangement UW-Parlcside does In upcoming years, Feldt ?Oloffertwo-yeardegn:es,sothere-- wouJdlikelOoffermOreClllJneSOII IS no real alternative." Ibis campus so that students, per. According 10 Feldt, students haps five years from now, would c.an also transfer 10 other universi· be able 1D take four years of the ues that do nothave Ibis agreement eIcctricalandmcchanicalcngineer. with UW-Plllkside. ing prognun at UW·Parltside and "We may have other agree. earn a UW-Parkside degree. ments with other campuses in the "It might be under UW. next year. Itisa little complicated Milwaukee's umbrella or u might with other campuses. They have evenlUallybe our own engineering different requirements, and we degree. bUlthat is down the 1lllId," can'tofferallthecoursesthatwou1d saidFe1dL be necessary 10 l1lIlISfer 10 a large Feldt is hoping lballbc engi. number of different campuses. We neering prognun will be similar have 10 do some compromising the lbc nursing program at UW. and negotiating,· Feldt said. Plllksidc, where studenlS can at· According 10 Feldt, UW· leIId UW-Plllkside for fo!ar ycIIIS PIat1eville will be the next campus and earn a UW·Milwaukee degree IOcomeupwithanagreementwith wilbout taldng classes theIe. UW·Parlcside. "Tbree years from now that "It seems like we have quite a could happen if the program is few students interested in the pro- JlllIlUI- enough and the resourcca gram right now. We have about 30 can be found 1D support it," ex- students, and given some public- plained Feldt. --- ... -- Thelraame Is Sb1kIsba,aZUtu word t1Iat_"lIeIt ltout,liDa_ daIlce like JOU aever _III aDd daaced Wen,- Sb1kIsIIa neeDU, perf_eel ODcamPUIto 0 eathUlliallk: ~ Ia lIIe COIDmuulca-. tIoIl Arts Theatre. See story OIl Pap a. Concerned administration taking action on sexist and racist graffiti on campus B1 Latedla N, Jude Kni~ described the graffiti "WhatweareattemptinglOdo individuals express such Illeist ha· JeglIfding the five reporllld inci· News Editor as anti·semitic or pro-Nazi, anti· is complete lbc 'investigation by tred. II is a cowanIly act, and they dents, bul because lbc investiga. Assj .. , Direct.or of Campus homosexual, and pro-white."The taking photographs and recording don't ha\'e lbc c:ourage 1D CXJlRSS tioa is still active, lbc names of Police, Thomas J. Knitter, ex- words are in both German and En· lbc language lbal is beins used,. lbcirviews. Ifwefindindivicbls possible suspeclS willllOt be reo pascd CClIICCIII about current ra· glish and the Oavor ispro-Naziand said Kni~, responsible for it, we wiD laD ac· Iaaed. All of lbc incidents have clI1l1111_ual stun appearing in anti-African-Amrrican, and anti- Chancel1orShei1alCapBlSaid, lion." occurred in lbc men's (rest room) ltSlIOOOISatUWisconsin-PlIrkside. homosexual," said Knitter. "II is' a deplorable situation that Knitter does have some Icads Coutlaued OD Paae 2 Presidential 100 POlitics BO Do you think that a J 60 presidential candidate's persooallife is a factor .q() to be considered when 20 deciding who to vote for? I. 0 100 eo )60 .q() ¥; 20 f ~ 1) t B1Do Chiappetta Edltor·Ia·Chle' TwoUW-ParksideseniOlsare currently organizing the ParItside Organization of Men (POM), de- signed 10 be an outlet where males at UW-Parkside can express their opinions. v . PresidentJohnLangenfeldand Vice-President Allan Beckmann are the founders of POM and ex- pect the organization 10 be con· firmed within a couple of weeks. ''Therearediscrepanciesin the law where males are being dis- criminated against in areas of di- vorce, child custody, insurance costs, and forced registration with the selective service," explained Langenfeld. "Everyone's goal is for equality; that's what our group isfor. Butweseereversediscrimi· nation in many areas and we think u's timesomebodyaddressedthese areas." According 1D Llmgenfeld and Beckmann, POM is open 10 any person who cares 10 join. "The organization does not discriminate. It'snOljustformen," said Beckmann. Langenfeld and Beckmann l-..-L feel that people's opinions are be- ing suppressed. If someone says something that could be construed as racist or sexist, or have any con- notation of that, they are branded a racist or _ist. "We feel there has 1D be a forum or aplace where a group can represent and support individuals o Doge eld who are accused of being sexist or racist, "saidLangenfeld. "We want 10 offer people some outlet when their bscks are against the wall.· Langenfeld and Beckmann believe that lbc individuals who wiD probably supportPOM do not CODduued OD Pap 3 Volume 20, Issue 19 Engineering agreement with UWM Engineering technology program no longer exists on campus BJ Latesha N. J News Editor Tbe administration has de- cided to discontinue the University of Wisconsin-Parkside four-year, engineering ttJChnology program. Instead a two-year transfer ar• rangement with the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee will be impleme'1ted. A year ago, UW-Parbide en- tm,d into an asreement wilh UW- Milwaukce in whlch students can spend lheir finuwo y in the •gineering program at UW-Part- aide and aamfa ID UW-Milwau- be IO complelC the pngram. Walte.r T. Feldt. chair of lhc engineering acieoce department, aid. "Saudeols who entered into Ibis program will be 1reated as if Chey bad staned at UW-Milwau- kee. This gives them a few advan- tages over a less fonnal transfer arrangemenL UW-Parkside does notoffertwo-yeardegrees,sodK-le · no real alternative." According to Feldt, studenlS can also transfer to other universi- ties that do not have this agreement with UW-Parkside. ''We may have other agree- menlS with other campuses in the next year. It is a little complicated with other campuses. They have different require.rnenlS, and we can 'toffer all the courses that woukl be necessary to transfer to a large numberofclifferentcampuses. We have to do some compromising and negotiating," Feldt said. According to Feldt. UW- Plalleville will be the next campus to come up wilh an agreement with UW-Parksidc. "It seems like we have quite a few students interested in the pro- gram right now. We have about 30 Students, and given some public- ity, we'llgetmorethantbat, "Feldt said. In upcoming years, Feldt would liketooffermorec:ounes on this campus so that students, per- haps five years from now, would be able to take four years of the electrical and mechanical engineer- ing pogram at UW-Parbide and earn a UW-Parkside degree. 11 It might be under UW. Milwaukee's umbrella m it might eventually be our own engineering degree, but that is down the road," saidFeldL Feldt is hoping that the engi- neering program will be similar the the nursing program • UW. Parbide, where studenlS can al· tend UW-Parkside fm f~ years and earn a UW-Milwaukee degree without laking clas.,es there. '"Three years from now that could happen if the program is populs enough and the resources can be found to support it. .. ex• plained Feldt. .... ......... ~ ......... Their name ls Sbikisba,a Zulu word that mans "belt It out,slDa ud dance like JOU aner sang and dancecl Wore." Shildsba recently performed on campus IO an enthllliasdc U'OWd ia die Communica- tion Arts neatre. See stor:, on Page L Concerned administration talcing action on sexist and racist graffiti on campus By Latesha N. Jude News Editor As.uant Director of Campus Police, Thomas J. Knitter, ex- pressed concem about current ra- cial and sexual slurs appearing in RS1roorns•UWISCOOSin-Partside. Presidential Politics Do you think that a presidential candidate's personal life is a factor to be considered when deciding who to vote for? • Kni~ descnoed the graffiti and-Semitic or po-Nazi, anti- bomosexual. and ~white. '"The words are in boch German and En- glish and the flavor is~Naziand anti-African.American, and anti- homosexual." said Koiner. 100 80 Do you think that the personal lives of. the presidential candidates should be ~tiniied by the media? .. Whal we are anempting to do is complete the invt8tigation by taking pholograpm and recording die language lhat is being used, II said Knitter. OumcellorSheilaKaplan said. .. 11 is' a deplorable situation that individuals express such racist ha- tred. It is a cowanlly act, and Ibey don't have lbe courage to express their views. If we find individuals responsible for it, we will rate ac- tion." KniUer does have 90llle leads regarding the five rq,ortcd inci- dents, but because lhe investiga• lion is Slill active. lhe names of poaible suspects will not be re- leased. All of die incidenla have occurred in die men's (rest room) Contillued oa Paae 2 UW-Parkside Organization of Men is forming Group/or men to fight reverse discrimination against males, open to all students By Dan Chiappetta Editor-in-Chief Two UW-Parkside seniors are currently organizing the Parkside Organiz.ation of Men (POM), de- signed to be an outlet where males at UW-Parkside can express their opinions. PresidentJohnLangenfeldand Vice-President Allan Beckmann are the founders of POM and ex• peel the organi7.ation to be con- fmned within a couple of weeks. ''There are discrepancies in the law where males are being dis- criminate:d against in areas of di- vorce, child custody, insurance coslS, and forced registration with the selective service." explained Langenfeld. "Everyone's goal is for equality; that's what our group isfor. Butwcseereversediscrimi- llalion in many areas and we think it's timesomcbodyaddressed these areas." According to Langenfeld and Beckmann, POM is open to any person who cares to join. "The organization does not discriminate. It'snotjustformen," said Beckmann. Langenfeld and Beckmann L~~llilfu•~ feel that people's opinions are be- ing suppressed. If someone says something that could be construed as racist or sexist, or have any con- notation of that, they are branded a racist m sexisL "We feel there ha.1 to be a forwn or a place where a group can represent and support individuals 0 who .-e accused of being sexist or l3cist," saidLangenfeld. "We want to offer people some oullet when their backs are against the wall." Langenfeld and Beckmann believe that the individuals who will probably supportPOM do not Continued oa Pqe 3 ,.-" . "Roots" author, Alex Haley, dies at 70 riel from this period led 10 his ceslJy in AmaicanskwlybdlO lita'8lyeslllb1islunenllhroughPfay- his origin in AfricL A camlilt boy magazine. lion offactlllld ficlioD....,.,..,~ In 1965, be found some com- creative delBi1, Haley CIIIed Ibis mercial success in his coIJabora- new genre "f8clioD. 0 lion on The Autobiography 01 Haley, aIoo& wi*RlNlUIII! Malcolm X, but be was SIill reJa- MalcolmX. badwriaeDADfcr' tivelyunblowntothegeneralpub- elll Killdt:fC.".." ~ lie. Haley finally found success deaIb. WIS WOItiJW .. a .... lIIId spiritual liberation wilh the play entilled Q-. HIleY ClI' publication of his twelve.year Ia- sidered The AlIObiogr",,1rJ rI bor of msearch and love, Roou Malcolm X 10 be ... "IIcII WlId:I (1976). which lnIc:ed HaIey's an- have ever dooo.. Scratch literary magazine accepting submissions lIm'sa great opponunity for follows: Typed or word poe c f, dlJIIiIt talented UW ·Parkside students. ART: Any medium (ie: scuIp- spaced. Length limillld 10 3100 faculty.lIIId S18ff to get their an. t1R,painting) ONLY A PHOTO- words (IS pqes). photograpIls, ficlion, non·fiction. GRAPH of the art piece will be POElRY:TypedorwudJlO' . and/or poetry published. accepted. cessed. No leng1lllimiL COIItlaued from'" 1 as a wboIeregardJess ofa person's Until noon on Friday, Febru- PH01'OGRAPHS:Ancalego. SubmissionslletolletklJllPlll IIId on the 10wfz level of the uw- background. It's offensive and !"y 28, ~h Li~ Magazine ries. NOTE: Black &: while pints off in the Writing CeD* (WiJ.C PaIb':=~ Knitter the five :::~=:~== ~accepungsu~~oDStobecon- ~emd;coloraccepled(PUblica_ Dl5O) and must includo a~' incidents occwrcd over a string of a university selling such as Ibis,. S1dered for pub~C8lion. bOn wiD be in black &: white). addressed, S1lUIIJlCd poIIl:IIIIlIllI' weckendsfromJanuary241DFeb- Knittersaid. . ~~~underlhe~- P!JoIographscanOOlbeblurry sureaJqlly~ganIing~ ruary 8 in the main levels of the Knitterencouragespeopleon ~liOIIofEng~shm~~JuIie and must not be mounted, matted, DEADLINE 12:OOptD~I'JI' complex and SllIdent Union. campus to report any unusual be- King and Chris Christie, ~ full.y orliamed. Size limited to 8 x 10 or DAY, FEBRUARY 21. , Knitter CIICOIIIlIgCS people to havior. run by stu~nts. The rust ISSue IS under. Negatives and slides will Contact 1u1io XiIg or CbriI contact the police department on "Certainly we need the assis- due out this May. not be accepted. Christie in Comm ~ 210 cr 81 campus if they have any informa- llIIICeoflhecampuscommunity. If Rules for submission are as FICTION/NON-FICTION: S9S-2380re~ .. YquesdoDlo lion. ''This is something that I you see something that has oc- think wiD have some effect on Ihe cum:d, please let us know about 1"orJurtfur information a60ut tIU Scratcli LiterfH't1!M(1nazitu cali 595. lIi:;;iiiiiii'iiiiiliiiii'liIiiIiii' iliiIiii __ ~______ -:1 -0' IN THE NEWS ••• Career Day to be held in Main Place on April 8tb.. OxnpIcle stm'y 011 Pap .3 Cbeck out the IeCOIld In a aeries or stories on the ",,",lnisttaDon b= at the University of Wisconsin- Parltside ..- __ Story on Pap 5 awufap JUUI' IlIack t111tnry IQ by tIkinI this 20 question quiz.-. __.... ... Qeck it out OIl Pap' Readalloat tltededicated73yearokla!taMti0IUW- Pubide far the put tweM yean.._ ......... _See Pap 7 TbII week' .... EdItorial ftIn 5 !I GIl ce1cInIiril Black History Montb.. .......... _,Story on Pqe 10 See who dedlled .. ftk:e their pfpeI in this week', Ieden to the ediIar. Qeck out Pap 10 HMd .. Head: Sam "ADdy levIN the music of Echo and the Bunnymeo ....Details on Page U Campus PoIke Reports: Sec what crimes happened on campus last week.. II II II II II II IIIIIU.See Page 13 Wednesday Noon Concert Series Faculty Irists MaR Eicbner. son Eichner IIId Wegner wiD be lIlImpet, IIId August Wegner, pi- pealOlilling in recital. UW-Padt. Il1O, wiD be feallnd at the FdJru- side for the rentb COIISCCIItive year. WI'J 15th Wedne8day Noon Con- MadtEicbneristhecondul:lor cen. of the UW-P8rbide Wind En- Theconcertis freellldopen to IICIIIbIeIlld theUW-ParksideCom- the public. The perfCDDanco is in IllUlJity Band. He perfCDDS as a Conununi<:atlon Arts, 0.118. substih .... in the Milwaukee Sym- The pair will peal'uim the So- phony 0rcheslIa IIId in the profes- II8IlINo.2inFbyPiclJoBalda"''''l, siooaI brass quintet, BrassWOIts. AlIegrobyJ.G.B.Neruda,FanlBSie in Eb by Camille Saint-saens IIId Fandango by RafaelMendez. Bas- soonist Silagh QIiappetta wiDjoin theeasemble for Pra1tzel's SonaIa for trumpet IIId bessoon. Profes- He has played in the WoodsIock (lL) Mozart Festival, the Fknnline Opera of Milwau- bc,aud the Waukesha, Racineand Kenosha Symphony Orchestras. Graffiti NIl., 13, 1991 - ."In the Eye or the Beholder" explores ~~Iems of raeiIm, aexlam, and ageism. 6pm in the Commumcauon Arts 1'heaIIe, Free .Cultural Market Place - shop various artist and vendor dislUJI frcIn lOam - 4pm on the Union Bridge. oNative African Student Lecture: University of WiIllYlDSin-Pmide students from South Africa discuss how Black 1eIdelIbM influenced their struggles for freedom. Noon in Main Place .Workshop: Contacting Employers, Noon in WLLC DI82, Slop in the Career Center WLLC Ol7S 10 register. -Open House for African American Students - 9:30am. Union OIICIBL .African American poetry reading: UW Parkside Ill .... _ readings from African-American poets. 7pm. UniOIlI04. .DoctorCasseIlLawson, Vice PresidentofGatewayTedlllic:alCoIIeF of Kenosha, speaks on the importance ofhighcreducalionlnlbe 21st century. Noon in Union 104.- .Art Critic Sue Taylor 10 present slide-lecture entided • AnIsls -' Critics: A Conflicted Affair" Spm in Molinaro 105. B, Erial SaDCba News Editor Alex Palmer Haley, the world- rmowned author whose matemaI family lnlO WIS the basis for the bistllIicaI classic Roots, died in a Seatt1e hospital on February 9. He was 70 years old. Haley started his writing ca- ~whi1eservingintheU.S.Coast Guard, and his early adventure sto- IN THE NEWS ... Career Day to be held in Main Place on April Stb. ................................... (Dnplctc stmy Oil Pap, 3 Check out the aecond Jn a Belies of stories on die administration here at the University m Wisconsin- Partsi.de ............................... ,, ••• Story OD Pa.p 5 ~ ,-r black lllstory IQ by taking this 20 question quiz .......................... Check it out OIi Jlaae' Read about tlledeclicated 73 year old attending UW- Pabide for the put twelve yean.. .............. Sce Pale 7 1'1111 --·· pelt Editorlal b:lllt8 - celebratilig Black History Month.·--·•··Story on Page 10 See wlao decided. to 1'0lc:e tlaeir pipes in this week's 1eum to the edilar ......... " .. - ...... Oleck out Page 10 Bead to Bead: Sam & Andy reriew the music m Echo and the Bunnymen ............ ....Details on Page 12 Campus Police Reports: See what crimes happened on campus last weelc.. ........................ N .... See Page 13 Wednesday Noon Concert Series FICUlty lltisls Mak Eicbncr, awnpec. and August Wegner. pi• IDC>, will be featured ll die Febru- rJ 251h Wedneaday Noon Con- cert Tbcconcenis freeandopt.11 IO die public. 'Ibo perfmmance is in Communication Arts. n.118. The pair will perform lbe So- nalaNo. 2inFby Pietro BaJdewre. Allegro by J.G.B.Neruda.FanllSie in Eb by Camille Saint-8aem and Fandango by Rafael Mendez.Bas- soonist Silagh Qliappeua will join tbeenacmble for Prelllzel's Sonala for 1n11Dpet 111d bu9oon. Profes- Graffiti Coatinaed front Pap 1 and on the Iowa level of the UW• Plllkside complex. According k> Kniuer the five incidenu occwred over a Siring of weekends from January 2410 Feb- roary 8 in 1hc main levels of lhc complex and Student Union. Knitter encourages people to contact the police department on campus if Ibey have any informa- tioo. 'This is something that I think will have some effect on tbe 10n Eichner and Wegner will be ptlfonning in ffJCilll at UW•Plrt• side for the tenth conseculive yes. Mart Eichner is lhcconductor of the OW-Parkside Wind En• temblellld tbeUW-ParksideC<m- muoity Band. Ha performs u a substitme in die Milwaukee Sym- phony On:besuaand in the profes- sional bnL1S quintet. BrassWarts. He bas played in the Woodstock (IL) Mowt Festival. the Florentine Opera of Milwau- kce,andlhe Wauwba, Racineand Kenosha Symphony Orchesuu. ma wbcle1egardless of a pcnon's background. It's offensive and something that is tocally unaccept• able in anyplace. but even more in a university seuing such as &his." Kniaersaid. Knitter encourages people on campus so ~port any unusual l,e. havior. "Certainly we need 1hc assis• tance of Ille campus community. If you see something that bu oc- curred, please let us know about . . . FdiliWJ 13, 199'2 --- •"In the Eye of the Beholder" ex plores ~ro~lem of racilm, leliam, and ageism . 6pm in the Commurucauon Arts Theatre. Free •Cultural Market Place • shop various artist and vendor dJssuys fma 10am • 4pm on the Union Bridge. •Kenneth Pinckney, Vice President of Brown Deer Bank, dia,•SIICl!Ms venture on the road to success. Noon, Union 106. •Dr. Carl Lindner Poetry Reading: Noon, WLLC Overtook Loqe. •Native African Student Lecture: University of Wisconsin-Parblde students from South Africa discuss how Black leaders have influenced their struggles for freedom. Noon in Main Place •Workshop: Contacting Employers, Noon in WLLC D182, Stop in the Career Cent.er WLLC DI 75 to register. -Open Bouse for African American Students -9:30am, UnionOnma. •African American poetry reading: UW Partsidt ltUdaa lharc readings from African - Am rican poets. 7pm. Union 1()4, •DoctorCa-11 Lawson, Vice President of Gat.ewayTecbnicllCGDege of Kenosha, speaks on the imponance ofhighcreducadoniltbe 21st century. Noon in Union 104. •Art Critic Sue Taylor to present slide-lecture entided "Ardsls a Cridcs: A Conflicted Affair" 5pm in Molinaro 105. "Roots" author, Alex Haley, dies at 70 By Erica Sancbn News Editor ries from dtis penod led ID his cesuy in Americanslawlyllal litaaryeslablishmentthrooghPlay- his origin in Africa. A CClllbil- boy magazin,!. tionof factaodficlionamp)i&d~ In 1965, be found some com - creative derail, Haley called dlil Alex Palmer Haley, the world- renowned author whose matcmal family • was tbe lmis fclr lbe historical cla.uic Roots. died in a Seaale hospital on February 9. He WU 70 years old. mercla1 suc:cess in his collabora• new genre "'fllcdoa. • tion on Tise Autobiography of Haley, aJona wi&b RooU 1111 MakolmX, but be wu still Ida- MakolmX. badwriacDADi/fr- tively unknown 101hc geneial pub- elll Kind of C"""11W. • a&WI lie. Haley finally found succc.1.1 dcalb, was womJ11 ell I .... and spiritual liberation with lhe play entided Q,_,,_ JfaleY cm, publication of his twelve-year la- idcrcd TM A,uobiogro,"1 rl bor of research and love. Roou Malcolm X to be die.,_ watl Haley Slatted his writing ca- reerwbilescrvingin the U.S. Coast Guard.and his early adventure sto- (1976), which traced ey•a an- have cvcrdoae.• Scratch literary magazine accepting submissions Here's a great opportunity for follows: Typed or word pwracd. df:IIJtJ' lalented UW•Parksidc students, ART:Anymcdiumfie: sculp- spaced. Length limiaed IO 3'11» faculty, and Slaff to get their art. llft,painling) ONLY A PHOTO- wonb (15 pages). photographs. fiction, non-fiction. GRAPH of tbc an piece will be POETRY:Typedorwmdpt' and/or poetry published. ICCeptCd. cc:ssed. No length limit. Until noon on Friday. Febru- PHOTOORAPHS:Allcatego- Submissionsaretobe~ ~ 28, ~ Li~ Magazine ries. NO'IE: BJack & white pmts off in the Wriling Ce.-~ ~acceptingsu~onstobecon- prefemd;coloraccepted(publica- D150) and must include• te!f· Slcbed for pub~on. tion will be in black & white). addressed, stamped posaad ., ... . ~~~underlhe~- Phocograpbscannotbe blurry sure a reply regarding~ ~uonofEng_lishm~~rsJulie and must not be mOIDlted, malled. DEADLINB 12.-00,.m .. FRI· King and Chris Christie,~ full _y orframed.Sizelimitedto8x10or DAY,FEBRUARY28. . run by stu~ncs. The first ISSue is under. Negatives and slides will COIWICl Julio Dtg or OP due out dm May. . • not be accepted. Christie in Comm. :Arts 270 ct i Rules for subnuss1on are as FICTION/NON-FICTION: S9S-23801egarding•Y~ 1"or Jurtfur information a6out tlu Scrat& Literary MOfJazine cafl 595· Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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The following intel"Vkw witll uw.ptriside Clrmu:ellor SlIdla Kap/6IIls wfirst in a series on tile /IdIrIiIIistrIIn 01 tile lUIiversity. KeyadministTators cllNiidly tktail t/reiT opinions on campus issues, re/oletheir U/¥riences as educaulTS. 1IIIdoffer insigllt to tlleir per- 5011III aspiralions and goals. "My job is to enable things 10 happeD. You want the faculty. the guts oftbe institution. 10be able 10 laCbanddotbeirwork. You want IlUdenla klbe able 10 learn in an .... OjAiIIc environment and have _ to support and academic JI08IIIIIlL You want 10enable the adeqlriIellldo what it issupposed kl., - C!wIcd!cy Sheila Kaplan aid in a m:eat interview in bee oIlke 011 the dIinI floor of the Wyllie 1.JIImy Learning Center. KapIIa baa held the posilion of d8Il:eIJor at the University of WJICOIISin.PlRside since 1986. A IlIIM of BrookJyn. New York, KapIlII MIended HWller College beflRmovingonlOJohnsHoplcins UDiwnity fewher graduate work. fa 1973 she obtained her Ph.D. from the City Univenity of New YOlk. Aft« working in adult clIu- ....."..",....,,,.,..... Clumcellor KaplaD's advice: -Don't take yourseIIlOseriousIJ'.- cation there for six years, she accepted the posilion of vice presidentforacademicaffairsat Winona State Univenity in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parkside in 1986. Kaplan brought with her a strong background in working with a diverse coUeclion of students. Shecreditsdivenityasasttong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the mrivaI of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next Don't Know 9.3% • Yes 39.4% No' 51.3% 226 UW-Parksicle students SUlVeyed Rt11I/Iu News Graphic several semesten to teach courses on African historyandcu!ture in an internalionaI cducalion exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit 10 Obafemi Awolowo Univenity in Jfe, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking lies of Ibis program that will be unique 10 UW-Padcside. Faculty members from the UW-Partside campuswill InIvellONigeriatoteaeh in CORdDued OR.... 2 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 B1 DB CltJappetta EdItor·inoC1Iiet Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is a standing committeeofUW-PlIIbide'sStudent Government Association. It coasistsofeightstudentswhoover· see the disposilion of student fees, which are used tofund 17different student organizatiMs and services on campus. MSUFAC provides for pr0- gramming _ s«viccs tbatare not funded by taxpayers,- Bill Hcxner said. Co-ChaiIpenon of SUFAC. MSUFACtries to maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced,objeclive view of the budget proceslI so everyone is IrelIted fairly.- CondDued ORPage 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces squeeze some more spaces out of in a timely Cashion because !hey that particular lot. We're doing it have 10 searcb for spaces, even by expanding the southern most when spaces are not available in section of that lot whicb will Tallent HaIL accomodate 200 more cars ,- "We've seen parking in the Ostrowski said. lOlIdways which is extremely dan- Recommendations to expand gerous. For the safety reason. we the lot were made to 0sIr0wski are going 10accompIisb dJis addiand Gary Goetz, Assistant 0Jan.. lion:said Goetz. cdI« for Adminislnllion _ Fis· Ostrowski said, '"Whea the cal Affairs. Communicalion Arts lot was built, AccordiDg 10 0sIr0wski. the thewiriDgdlatwasinstaIledundereslimate for resurfaciDg the lot is pogIlI was not JIR*Clcd in any about $200.000 for resurfacing. way. Everytimewehaveafreeze, 5100.000 will ~ redesigning . rocb and stuff moved around un· costs. derpound and !hey break the wire. "Weneedtheadditionalspaces "The CllJIlIIISion will take a lOaIlevialcthepreasurethatwe're good p&rt of the summer. The seeing on campus and on the lot. c:onstruetion project has not gone At limes the Tallent Hall lot is thougb the fonnaI bidding. We filled 10capacity," said.Goetz. bope the bids will be substantially Goetz said dIat he was gelling leas than whalthe eslim''''S are," complaints from the university 0slr0wsId said. community, students, and faculty "Communiclllion Arts is the that they cannot get 10their classes CondDued ORPage 5 By Latesha N. Jude News Editor "TheCommunicalionArtsIots should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. What we've been doing is ttying 10build up our reserve fund ratIIer than 10invest in building the exact SatDC lot, .. said Chief of. Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. The expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot was recendy approvcll by the Boanl of Regents. The expansion of the lot will)X'OCecdinMay, and bopefulJy be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According 10 Ostrowski, a major portion of the costs of redosigning the Comm Arts lot is getting the wiring properly insta1led so that no one runs into lights. '1n addition. as long as we are redesigning, we are trying 10 University of W1Sconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 18 Kaplan:Enabling the educational challenge byGwafftDtr Muqillg Editor TIii following interview with UW-Ptriside Chancellor Shdla XaplanisthefirstinaseriesontM admillistralion at tM ,uuversity. K,yodmitlistrator. candidly~tail their opillions on campus issues, nlate their UJNrltnct s as tducatm- s, and offer insight to their personal aspirations and goals. "My pb is to enable thing., to happen. YOU the faculty, the guts rl the institution, &o be able to ar.achanddotheirw<Xk. Youwant IIUdcnll to be ab e to earn in an IIJIIOpriate environm ent and have accea to ~ d academic pograms. Youwanttoenablethe mltl)IUe ID do wbal it is supposed IO do. .. Cbaacdlor Sheila Kaplan Slid in I n,cau in . W in her office oa die lhird floor of the Wyllie lilnry Leaming Center. Kaplan bas held the position of chancelJor 11 the University of W"IICOIISin-Pnsidcsince 1986. A native of Brooklyn. New York. Kaplan aaended Hunter College befmemovingon toJohn.dfopkins University for her graduate wort. In 1973 she obcained her PhD. from the City Unive.rsity of New Y<rt. Aftt.r working in adult edu- ..,..",_,,,,_.,,,. ,. .... Cbancellor Kap 's advice: "Do 't take yourself so seriously." cation there for six years, she accepred the position of vice presidcnlforacademic affairsat Winona State University in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parlcside in 1986. Kaplan brought with hez a sttong background in working with a diverse collection of students. Shecreditsdiversity as a strong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the arrival of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next scvaal semesters IO teach courses on African history and culture in an international education exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit to Obafemi Awolowo University in He, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking ties of this program that will be unique to UW-Parkside. Faculty members from the UW-Parksidc campus will travel &o Nigeria to teach in Coatinued on Page 2 February 6, 1992 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 By Du Chiappetta Editor-ba-Claief Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is aslanding committee ofUW-Parkside's Student Government Association. It consists of eight students who oversee the disposition of student fees, which are med to fund 17 different studentorganil.ationsandservices on campus. .. SUFAC provides for programming and services tbatare DOI funded by taxpayers," Bill Horner said. Co-Olailpcr9on of SUFAC. .. SUFAC tries IO maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced.objective view of die budget process so eveiyooe is tre8l.ed fairly.• Continued on Page 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces Don't Know • Yes 39.4% 9.3% 226 UW-Parkside students surveyed Ranger New, Graphic By Latesha N. Jude News Editor .. TheCommunicalionArtslocs should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. Whal we've been doing is rrying to build up OW' reserve fund ra1la than to invest in building the exact same lot. " said Chief of Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. TheexpansioooftheCommunication Arts parking lot was recendy approved by die 8oald of Regents. The expansion of the lot will proceed in May .and hopefully be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According to Ostrowski. a major portion of the cosas of redesigning the Comm Arts lot is getting me wiring proper1y installed so tbal no one runs into lights. "In addition, a, long as we are redesigning. we are trying to ---~ squeeze some more spaces out of that particular lot. We're doing it by expanding the soutbem most section of that lot which will accomodate 200 more cars ... Ostrowski said. Recommendations to expand the lot were made to Ostrowski and Gary Goetz. Assistant OumceUcr for Adminislnuion and FIS• cal Affairs. According IO Ostrowski, die estimate for resurfacing the lot is about $200,000 for resurfacing. $100,000 will cover "Cdcsigning COSIS. "Wencedtbeadditionalspaces to alleviate the presmre tbal we're seeing on campu.1 and on the lot. Al times the Tallera Hall lot is filled to capacity," said Goelz. Goetz said that he was geuing complaints from the university community. students, and faculty that they cannot get to their classes . . . . ' in a timely fmbion bccaule Ibey have to semeb for spaces, even when spaces are not availablo in Tallent Hall "We've 1eea pmting in die roadways which is exuanely dangerous. For the safety Je8SClll. we are going to accomplisb dua addi· tion." said Goecz. Ostrowski Slid. ~ tbe Communicaaon Ans lot WIS built, thewiringthatwasimaaJlodunderground WU DOI p'OteCtCd in any way. Bvcrytime we have a freeze. rocb and stuff moved around underground and Ibey bttat the wire. "-rhe expansion will tab a good part m the summer. 1be c:onsuuction prc,jcc( has not gone though the formal bidding. We bope the bids will be subslantially less than what the eslimales n," Ostrowski said. "C.onullunication Ans is the Continued OIi Page ! --~ - -- ---- ---- _. .... IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe It to the students and ourselves to confront It and deal with It" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual harassment ...... See Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference In my Ufe" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .....Details on Page 4 "We will Issue a citation to that Individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new smoking policy Story on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be Implemeuted In the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the UW-Parkside StudentGovemment Association and member of the task: force responsible for the creation of the billof rights See Page 7 Thlsweek'sguest editorla1 focuses on the meaning of Bladt History MOIIth. .Editorial on Page 10 -The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW-Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro lOS. 'Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local colleges/univer. sities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. (DOMC) .Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D182. 'Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside'sGospel Choirjoins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) 'Shiklsha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, Camm Arts Theater. (pAB) ·Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. 'Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. lOam-4pm, Union Bridge • •Workshop: Interview techniques highlighted by local pers0nnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at.UW-Parkside Cbeck out who hu decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor See Page 10 Should David Duke he allowed to run for President? PolitikofParkside pooders thisquestion ....See Page 11 CoatIaaed rr- Pqe 1 fIuure semell: is as welL Kaplan wek:omeslbeprogJam III lbe university IIId beJic_1blIt lbe"cross-feI\ilizaIion" ofcullules is invaluable. "It allows us to be expoeedto pcoplewe WOOldolberwise not have lbe 0JIIKalUDi1y to meet." Afterclosing out a busy wort week, Kaplan takes advantage of lbe university'S close)ll'Ollimity to lbe Windy City. In Ia (spane) sparelime,KapIan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, IIId alSeNling lbe IbealIe in Chicago. "I'm a city person." abe remarked. "I love the smell of exhaustl" Kaplan is 110 stranger to the cJassroom IIId admiUed that abe would lite to teach again someday. '1 IaUght for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets CoDtiiuect rrom page 1 According to Homec, iflbe 17 organizations were not funded by students, they would not eJtisl. OthermembetsofSUFACare Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yce, DaveDohezty,SueLanoo,LsIesba Jude, and Don PJange. Six of the members are PSGA ICII8lOrS IIId two of lbe members are elected from lbe general student1Kxly. SUFAC held its Budget Review Hearings last Friday IIId Sat· urday. Studentorganlzatiemandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget IIId IIIISWeICd any questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion within a couple of weeks to cletenninewhateachindividua1organization is awarded for the upcoming year. At this time, lbe total budget is OYet $1,300,000. "We will loot at each indio vldualorganlzatiOll, butllllbesame time we have to loot at lbe entire budget," Homer said. - After SUFAC mates lbeir determinations, lbey neecllbe apo provalofPSGAIlldUW·Parbide cbancellor Sheila Kaplan before it is sent tolbe UW-System IIId then to the legislature. York part-time, and I would lite teach a class in the future." However, her demanding administrative schedule forces her teaching ambitions III remain on lbe back burner. '1thought I W&'lagoodteacher. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacherandI was a good bam. 100 miss the instantaneous feedback of teachingandtheimmediategratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academiccommunityandhasnoplans to leave higher education. "I do think that Iwill remain in universityadministration. l'vegotafew good yem left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criti· cism of students regarding Ia image CII campus. According to a Ranger News survey Iastsemesler, lbe majorityofstudents in theresi· dence halls had never seen lbe Chancellor before, nor did they know her name. "All forty-five people you interviewedinthedonnsdidn'tknow wholW&'l,"theChancellorreplied. "It's a no-win situation: it doesn't matter if lbe campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or the chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spendsmuchofhermonlhlycalendar meeting with individuals IIId groups within lbe Jocal communities. "My time is not my own. I have the responsibility III be the represenl8live of Ibis institution to lbe community, to lbe legislature, IIId to lbe system. Fouror five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This door is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do lID. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have other levels of visibility I have to dea1with. Theimportantthingisto whatextentdoesthejobgetdone?" When asked how she bandies the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded, '"That's what lbey pay you lbe big bucks forI If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisiem. It·samatterofdea1ingwith finiteresourees tomakethingshappen. It's striking a ba1ance. There are infinitedemands,andCVClJl* needs more. That's not wnq; we just don't have it My job is II enable students to have a:eess II supportllldinstnlctiooa1pllg181& 'The buck SUlpS heIe' IllIt Itteo source aIlocatioo generIlIeIalotaf criticism. It's re8OUil:es WIll needs and prioritiea." Women in adminilflllllMJIO" sitions of Ieadenhip aeuer- II interestingseriesofCOllllllCllliliaD Kaplan. How does she feellfboal being a woman IIId lbe chief ex· ecutive offIcer of lbe instillllioD1 "Some lite it, sane don'L I wasanoveltywhenIcame,"Ksp1II answered, "My style is differeat than that of my ,redecessor. Whether that is more gender fI Style, Idon't know. Iknow tbeII was a concern as to wbelber' womancouldbeaneffectiveJeadCr in the community ... throusb fundraising IIId lbe polilicalyou have to do with the Ie~ - to get lbe legislation that youfor lbe institution and Ihe systeaL That requires a lot of contaClS ex· temalIy. Idon't thiDt iii a pr0blem: I personally view it as II asset." CODtlDued 011pqe 3 - IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe it to tbe students and ourselves to confront it and deal with it" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual barassmcnt. ...... Sec Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference in my life" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .... .Details on Page 4 "We will ls.me a citation to tbat individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new S1DOking policy ........................................ Stoey on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be implemented in the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the OW •Parkside Student Government Association and member of the task force responsible for the creation of the bill of rights ................ Sec Page 7 This week's guest editorial focuses on the meaning of Black History Montll. ............... .Editorial on Page 10 Check out who bas decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor ................. Sec Page 10 Should David Duke be allowed to run for President? Politik of Parkside ponders this question •... Sec Page 11 -- - . -., - . .. .. -- - . - •The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW • Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro 105. •Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local collegcwniversities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. {BHMC) •Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D 182. -Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside's Gospel Choir joins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) •Shikisha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, C.Omm Ans Theater. (PAB) •Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. •Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. 10am-4pm, Union Bridge. •Workshop: Interview technique highlighted by local personnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at UW-Parkside Contlned rn. Pap I fulme 9Cmesla'8 as welt Kaplanwdcomesthepogram to the univasity and belie\'el lhlt the .. aoa-fcrtilization" of culcures is invaluable. '"It allows Ill to be expoeedtopcoplewc wmdotbcrwise not have the oppcxtUDily to meet." After closing out a bmywort Week. Kaplan tabs advanblge of 1bc university's close proximity to the Windy City. In bm (spanc) ~time,Kaplan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, and anending lbe lheatte in Chicago. "I'm a city person," she remarked. "I love the smell of exhausd" Kaplan is no sttanger to the classroom and admitted lhat she would lite to teach again someday. '1 taught for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets Coiitliiueci from Page I According IO Homer, if the 17 Olg&Dizatioos wm not funded by students, they would not exist. Otbcrmmibetsof SUFAC arc Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yee, Dave Doherty. Suelarsoo,Latesba Jude, and Don Prange. Six of the members arcPSGA ICll8lorS and two of the membcn are elected from the geocnl Sbldent body. SUFAC held us Budget Review Hearings last Friday and Saturday. Studentorgaomtionsandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget and answered any ' questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion wilbin a couple of weeb to determine wbateachindividualorganiwion is awarded f<X" die upcoming year. At this time, the tola1 budget is over $1,300,000. •-we will loot at each individual< qanizalion, butatlbcsamc lime we have to loot at the entire budget," Homer said. After SUFAC mates their determinations, they need the appro'Yll of PSGAand UW-Parbide cbancell« Sheila Kaplan before it is sent to the UW-System and then to the legislature. York pan-time, and I would lite leach a class in the future." How• ever, her demanding adminisll'ative schedule forces her teaching ambitions to remain on the back burner. '1tboughtl wmagoocUtacber. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacher and I wasagoodham. I do miss the imtantaneous feedback or teaching and the immediate gratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academic community and bas no plans to leave higher education. ..I do think that I will remain in university administration. I've got a few good years left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criticism of students regarding her image on campus. According to a Ranger News survey last semester, the majority of students in the residence halls bad never seen the Chancellor before, nor did they know bm name. .. All forty-five people you interviewedin the dorms didn'tknow who I wm,"tbeChancell<X"replied. "It's a no-win situation; it doesn't matter if the campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or dle chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spends much of her monthly calendar meeting with individuals and groups within the local communities. "My time is not my own. I have the re.,ponsibility 10 be the representative of this institution to the community, to the legislanne, and to the system. Four or five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This doc:r is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do so. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have olher levels of visibility I have to deal with. The important thing is to what extent does the job getdone?" When med how she handles the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded. '"That's what they pay you the big bucks for! If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisions. It's a matter of dealing with finitcresowtes to make things happen. It's Slriking a balance. There areinfinitedemands,aodeVCl)'IIII needs more. lbat's not wrong we just don't have iL My job is a> enable students to have .:cea a> supponandiosarucaionalpopll, 'The buck scops here' IOll rl aeaouroeallocation gaGIICl llotci criticism. It's reaomtes WIIII needs and priorities." Women in admiaisll'ldveJIO" sitions of leadership gmenad • intmsting seriesof (X)IIIIDCIIIID Kaplan. How does she feel abed being a woman and the chief el· ccutive officer of the instituldl? •·some like it, some don'L I wasanoveltywheoJcame,"Kaplll answered. "My style is differelll than that of my gredecess«, Whelher 1hat is more gender « style, I don't know. I know lid was a concern as to wbelb« 1 womancouldbeaneffecuvelC'Mlet in the community ... tbrolllb fundraising and the political - you have to do wilh the le~ to get the legislation that you IPI' for the imticution and the syste& That requires a lot of contaCIS el· temally. I don't think irs apoblem; I persooally view it at II uset." Continued OIi pqe 3 J!!!"'6.tm. Chancellor Kaplan TulWiGzaNIWS,Pllge3 Meet the campus administration's top gun ~'1a_n:- on campus Image r-' ------------------, lblntr.:;wehavea :.:~=~~~~;:Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: _lIIIIOIiwboweareandwbere fOl'U5.Nomallerwbatonewishes H ducati I wo'....... Howevec, I reaIize would be the case, we are for the er e ucation at a g ance dillllavilWtbIlis notsbared by foreseeable fullD'e a regional insti- .~atlbofIcuhY mem~ who lUtiOll. Those positive vibes are in dII'llllil wbeIe we are gomg and our long-term interesL" tlIDlIfwedoa'tJmow where we On the other side of the coin ....... UW-Parkside' must deal with ~ "IdIiDt die IIl:CIeditaliOll and negadve comlOllldOll!l associated _atlbo business program was with commuter campuses. rilltia 1987111d is right now 100. "In higher education in gen- JleWIIeO~ and the faculty eraI there is a sense thatsmall resi- _diDO a"",job getting that denlia1scboolsarebeUerthancom- JIOIIIIII wplber. Everyone (I muterscbools. ThecommutercamlIItIdllliDlbolX"' mnnity) IOId me pus is driven dawn 011 the pecking boW WiddIed the business pro- order. That'salOUghOlle. Allyou pa_lal986.1balisnolonger cando is the best you can." . d1Cc:a:Jll, Now I ooIy bear positive "We are sometimes our own ...... N"""p/tDfot;pllik ,...".. DIIIiD& with community organizations is one aspect of • Kaplan's duties IbiDp. worst enemy. It is easy 10 think of "AMilionaI1y it would have the grass being greener. Iteasier 10 beeaDlceifwec:ou1dhavedonethe be critical of things people don't IIIIlO lbiDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half II\lDIIIL The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rather think of ~'taffCld it. The investment the g1ass half full Our situation il1lOllld have cost us 10 build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIIlI!IID was just out of proportioo one," Kaplan said IOdlebeaefi ... ·Kaplanexplained. Kaplan laughed as she pon- 1CIpIan enthusiastically ad- dered the best advice that she has draaed Ibe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief UW-Patbide community incluct- administrator at the university. ins Ibe people who worIc 011 cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously,· (lUI. she replied "The job itself pro- '"I'be Idationsbips between vides a built-in opportunity for faculty IIId students is exceUenL people 10 disagree with you." ~ faculty here IDIl1erstand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIIIqueoea ofParlcside. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You a very mlxcd clientele in terms of can see change happeD. You can 9,educaIion,etbnicity, andclass. have an impact on the lives of sill- We'le IIOt 1e1alive1y big; we're dents and on the direction of the IIIedium sized. SlUdents do feel instilUtion and the community, and IIlOre penona\ attentioo here than that transcernIs all the negative auw-MadisonorMilwaukee." stuff.lthelpslOereateaba1ance1O "Sec:ondty, in the last couple mai""'inanoptimisticout\ook. You of yean, the communities of can sense you're making a conlri- Keaosba and Racine have taken bution and that makes it all wonh- .... COIDmunityowombip cI wbile.· Ph.D. The Graduate School, The City University of New York, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Specialization: Modern European History: Modern British History. Kaplan has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual harassment hearings by GWetl Heller Managing Editor M.A. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. B.A. Hunter College. The City University of New York, June 1965. Major: European History; Minor: Economics and Political Science. "When push comes to shove, if an insliwtion believes there has been an instance of probibited behavior it must not sweep it under •• therug,"stressedChanceUorSheila Kaplan. "More often than not in universities and businesses.lhetendency is 10 sweep itunder the rug. ldon'tthinkthat'srighL Ithinkwe oweit 10thesllldents and oUrselves 10 confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was referring 10 the recent events surrounding UWParkside Professor Dennis Dean wbo was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his sill- l1lidc...~ N__ ,,""_ dents. The UW-Partside Faculty Kaplan stresses that problbhecl beltavlor at the university lUghts and Responsibilities Com- must not be swept lJIIder the rug mittee recommended a one-year faculty 011 the campus was very cuser- I would ne_ deny that- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL.• in the gJare of submitted her own recommenda- Duetseb and the others deserve publicity and having your picture tionlOdismissDeanpennanendy greatcredit for it, Itwas handled in in the paper the next day could from the university. TheUW-Sys- a steUar manner." haveanegativeeffect. Intbiscase, tern Board of Regents will make The Dean hearing was not the the s!Udents remained willing 10 the Iina1overriding decision 011 the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward" Dean case at somepointdurlng the in the UW system, but was the tint Kaplan explained that the perspring semester. 10 be held publicly. sonagainstwhom thec1aim is made Whi1e the QanceUor could How could the system admin- decides whether or not the bearing not specifically comment on the islrative code dealing with harass- will be held publicly. "While the Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved 10 bandIe person acCU8edof misconduct has faculty committee that conducted future cases? rights, I think those making c1aims oPen bearings featuring the testi- "The only problem forme was have rights 100," Kap1aD said. mony of the slUdents involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Tbose who make the complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decisioo.· "Procedura11y, the Faculty having the hearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com- have a chiDing effect on people's chance oftbis procedure being aJmittee behaved in an absolutely willingness 10 bring c1aims of not ttml by the UW Iep\ system it exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment but other kinds of slim. thatcommitteehavetherightlObe claims. Whi1e I think that clearly "It is difficuh 10 change lbe proud cI themselves. I tbink the one has the right to face one's ac- administlative code.• 6. 1992 Meet the ca~pus administration's top gun Ka Ian on cam us una e r----' --------------- Chancellor Kaplan Tu RANca Nns. Page 3 ,._'°lbint~wehavca aoo!1:=~ ~~;: Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: :-.:=-=:~.:.i~ =:,:::::;:: Her education at a glance • ill view lhll is not shared by foreseeable future a regional insti- •-• • flcully manbers who tution. Those positive vibes are in lkl!'llill wbae we are going and our long-tenn intezest." w!IOIIY we doa'l know where we On the otta side of the coin, 11 ,.,..• UW·Parkside must deal with the 1 diat die accredilalion and negadw connotadoft.11 associated •rllbo llusinea pogram was with commuter campuses. rillt ill 1987 and is right now too. '1n higher education in gen- s.-Andencla and the faculty a-al there is a sense that small resi- 11111diJI01 saper job gcaing that dentialscboolsarebettertbancom- JlopD aogedler. Everyone (I muterschools. Thccommutercamlllbd1Dinlbecommunity) toldme pus is driven down on the pecking boW wretched the bm" pro- arder. That'satougbone. All you pnwum 1986. 'Ibali.,no longer can do is the best you can." dlcc:ue. Now I ooly hear positive "We are sometimes our own Ph.D. M.A. B.A. The Graduate School, The City University of New Y orlc, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Speciali7.ation: Modem European History: Modem British History. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. Hunter College, The City University of New York, June 196S. Major: European History; Minor: .Economics and Political Science. Kapl has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual . harassment hearings by Gwm Heller Managing Editor "When push oomes to shove. ~1~~~;+"""~ if an institution believes there has been an instance of prohibited behavior it must not sweep it under _ _;;::;:!;_~_,_~.,..-,~--- 1 the rug," stressed Chancellor Sheila -·~·""'""'"""~f,,..,.....,,,,., . .,., Kaplan. "More often than not in -<Sk~~.:,,.,..;.-.-"..;,,.il --4~~-.,......._ - -~7 universities and~. the ten• .... dency is to sweep it under the rug. ...,.,N,_,._.,/Jlia r...,.... DIIUna with community orpnbations is one aspect of . • Kaplan's duties dlinp; worst enemy. It is easy to think of 11MlitionaUy it would have thcgnwbeinggreena. lteasierto beenniceifwecouldhavedoncthc be critical of things peop e don't IIIDe dbDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half J10Pn. The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rathe.r think of ~'llffcrd iL The investment the glass half full. Our situation ll WOUid have cost us to build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIO&rllll was just out of proportion one," KapJan said. ro Ille bencfi11," Kaplan explained. KapJan laughed as she pon- Kaplan enthusiastically ad· dered the best advice that she has draaed lbe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief ~-Paabide community includ. administrator at the university. .,. Ille people who wort on cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously," JIIIL she replied. "The job itself pro- -i'be marionsbips between vidcs a built-in opportunity for facuky 111d Sbldcnts is excellenL people to disagree with you." ~ ficulty here understand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIUqacness of Pmtsidc. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You 1 ta)' miud clicnacle in terms of can sec change happen. You can 9.eclDcalion,ethnicity, and class. have an impact on the lives of stuWe're not relatively big; we're dents and on the direction of the llledium med. Student., do feel imlitutionandthecommunity,and IDOre J)erlonal aaention here than that aranscends all the negative • UW-Madiaon or Milwaukee." stuff. It helps to crea1ea balance to "'S«ondly, in the last couple mainlaioanoptimisticoutloc«. You of 1Cln, the communities of can sense you 're making a conll'ikeaoaha and Racine have taken bulion and that makes it all wMh• PIia cm,m,mity ownenbip of while." I don't think that's right. I think we oweittothestudentsandourselvcs to confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was refening to the recent events surrounding UWParkside Profesror Dennis Dean who was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his stu• ..____ 11 ... ,._.,,,. ,.._ dents. The UW·Partside Faculty Kaplan streas tbat prohibited behavior at the university Rights and Responsibilities Com• must not be swept under tbe ru1 mittee recommended a one--year faculty on the campus was very cmer- I would newr deny dial- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL •• in the glare of submiued ha own recommenda- Duetscb and the others deserve publicity and having your picwre tion to dismiss Dean pennanently gfflltcreditforit. It was handled in in the paper the next day could fromtheuniversity. TheUW-Sys- asaellarmanner." haveanegativeeffect. lothiscase, rem Board of Regents will make The Dean bearing was not the the students remained willing to the final overriding decision on the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward." Dean case atsomepointduringthe in theUW system, but wu the first Kaplan explained lhaltheperspring semester. to be held publicly. sonagainstwhomtheclaimismade While the Olancellor could How could the system ad.min- decides whether or not the hearing not specifically comment on the isttative code dealing with harass· will be held publicly. "While lhe Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved lo bandlc penon accused of misconduct has faculty committee lhat conducted future cases? rights, I think those making claims open hearings featuring the testi- wrbeonlyproblemformewas have rights &oo." Kaplan said. mony of the students involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Those who make lhe complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decision.• "Procedurally, the Faculty having the bearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com· have a chilling effect on people's chance of this procedure being almittee behaved in an absolutely willingness to bring claims of not tam by lhe UW legal S)'SlaD is exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment butOlher kind.1 of slim. 1bat committee have the right to be cJaims. While I think that clearly "It is difficult to change lhe proud ex themselves. I think the one bas the right to face one's ac- adminislralive code." 1'BB RANGa NEWs, Page 4 Feature Febrwuy 6, 19--9-2 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By ADdy Patch Feature Writer On VaienliDe's Day, Friday, FellIUluy 14,UW-Pmtside .. """", aDd memben of Ihe Racine- Keuosba area will have the IlR opponunitylOwiroessatruepoelic liliiii« at wort. Dr. Carl I.incIDeI, professor ofEDglish at UW·Part· sidesince 1969, willbeperforming a fftJe poetry JeadiDg at IlOOII ill the WLLC Ovcdoc* Loanae (s0utheast com« of 1ibIlIry, 2nd floor). SpClIISOIedbytheEnglish Club, the reading will cover asbclrtselection of love poems writtaJ by Lindner ova' the last fifteen yea'S. and will be open 10 the geoeraI public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdoc· IlnIC in American Iitaature from the,""'-"~"-1'-ofWj 1IC!CWI.".-1..9.M..a,Il- IllII ill 1970. has been writing p0- etry since the carly 1970's. He has two cbap-books 10 his credil as welll!S one full-length collection, aJtiIIedShoolillg BaskeIS/lIGDarl GymnosilU7l (available in the University library and bookstore), and has been published extensively in such IitellllY publications as The BeloilPoetry Journal,TheGreensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of his latest collection of poetic works,Angling/IIlOUghl, which will serve as a sequel 10 S1IooIiIIg BasUts.... Material for thereading will be taken from various publications, including several from the fMhcoming collection. Poetry isa verypenonal experienee for Lindner. "II's sometiling that has made a great difference in my life ..JI's laUghl me a great deal aboul myself and aboul humID nature, as well." Funher, Dr. Lindner feels that a son of spiritual connection takes place in hisworlc. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhalovertakes one •..I'm not sure what il is, except thaI I think iI'S a way of accessing the unconscious or having the unconscious manifest itself •..And the unconscious is wherepoetrycomes from." Public readings are quite uncommon for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity 10 witness one of his readings is, then, a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC OverlookLounge, and will run for approximately thirty-five minutes. PASA offers support for non-traditional students By Er1a18aJM:Ila News EdIlor Tlrlsutlre 11IirdinGI1tTu-pIln .~ ctJIIU1'IIiIIf lite isSIIU llIId _oftlre-.trlJdidollolst»- •• On the UW-P8rbidcaunpus, ova' 4ot. of the SlUdc:nlSare IIlllIIIlIdiIioDaL Many of the8e students find organizations aDd peer environmenI8 wbtR they CaD utilize their lI1ents and spend their fftJe time during the Ioog boun between c1aslIes, but IOIIIClimes 1IOIHIlIdi· tional !!IJM!entsjust WlIIIl a place wbtR they CaD get 10 know otIa studenlS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the ParIcside Aduh Studenl Alli· ance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-tradi- \ionsI .. wtents,including1'lllsident Ilarl&a Mesa. Vice President GeneDeloldl,andSccmary/IRa- _ Suzanne Larson. Coming "forthisilltaview,PASA's uecutive branch IOId why their organization was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed tbat "PASA offers support 10 the nonllllditiooal SlUdc:nt- a solution 10 many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecandoforothers. SomeIlCOl'Ie, when they come 10 the campus, . don't feel that they beloog." GeoeDesolell, VicePresident, said "We serve as a place where onecanmeetotlanon-traditional students. PASA contributes to the university by becoming the con~ nection between peers. Take this organization away from ParIcside and wbere would the non-tradi. tiona! student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parlcside." When asked aboul the nontraditional students survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Larson replied, "1bere are only a bandful whoaskforspecialtreatmenlfrom the adminisualion. Mosl students simply go aboul their business and do notn:quire any special lteat· ment or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are a few problems thatParlcsidecould acknowledge, suchasitsinadcquate cbild care, which affects many students who want 10 attend some of the functionsandaclivitieson campus. Another is the (frequently) changing university mission, which has never even acknowledged nontraditional student's needs." "When you have a family, More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude a disturbance in university build- News Editor ings or land. Changes in the new Chapter 18 Furthermore, it also prohibits policy are effective this semester. improper use of university identi- It prohibits smoking in unautho- ficationcards,improperuseoftelerized areas, posession of a weapon, phones, providing false informaduplicalionofuniversitykeys, lam- tion, false fire alarms, possession pering with university locks, and of marijuana, issuing worthless rollerskating/skateboarding inside check under $500.00, fraud in uniuniversity buildings. versity accommodations, use of Chapter 18 alsodetails that no cheating toIcens, possession offireperson may engage in violent, abu· worlcs, and petty theft under $100. sive, indecent, profane, unreason- Ostrowslri met with the Disably loud, disorderly conduct un- trictAttomey'sOffice,theKenosba der Circumslances in which the County ClerIc of Courts, and the ,c:oaduct IelIds 10cause or provoke Circuit Court for Kenosha County I •••• , ., •• r.":"L"~ '-f .... , •••• i, •• , •.• i •• " to establish Chapter 18guidelines. "These citations are very simi· lar 10 a lraffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive thecitation bas two choices. He can pay lhal citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record You just pay the fine. II'S just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels lhallbey did not commil a rule violation, they can request a 1riaI. If they are found guilty, they pay the fme-no jail lime and no criminal record," said Continued on PlIJle 19 Tumoulfortheeventisexpeetedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seat. Hope 10see you_, CIlll6NJl: !It- ... 6yCar{~ 'Bf..,,{ ... "" .... a "'"tJIU of}in. tWom"",_ '"_1"0 ~ a .noun.of8'""- M"""J6 6</"" 1MW -w.d"'"J1J i1IIo 66#, __ """"" """" 1M IV!iile corps. of ........ 6Juoi""¥~J-_ flruil104mj. SuJt{e.i;ju • aj{ulkr IlIIIi apo/H....., "'" UtJfu. UW·Parkside Adult Student Alliance OfIIce office for over 4()lI, of the campus. and every single one of those students is a member of PASA. "We have lnIditionai stUdenlS who helong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messiclc, "and everyone is welcome. All organizations on campusofferthe feeling of camaraderie, such as Ibe Parle· sideStudenlGovemmentAsSOCiation (pSGA), The Ranger News, Parlcside Activities Board (PAB), and many others. We are here 10 connecl with the other non-traditional students, and to offer them Ihe necessary support and acknowledgemenl lhal Ibey are looking for. That is our contribution to Parkside." PASAis located in 10werMain Place, WLLC D139. 'lbeirnumberis595-2706,and they welcome aU interested students. there are things you mUSI do for yourlife,"Messickcontinued, "and I feel that there should be some fonn of acknowledgemenl or rec· ognition. No one is aslting 10 be treated 'specially'. NOl'specially', jusl differently." "I think, "said thePASAPresidenl, "that the university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be things thaI could be changed. Personally, I fJndthestaff~nable,andIhave had good results with most of the faculty here al Parlcside." SomeofthemembersofPASA injected lhal they need to be here forthe group support they offer the non-traditional student. PASA allows them 10 band together and give each olber a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone involved. They know that it is a suppon THI RANGu Nns, Page 4 Feature February 6, 1992 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By Andy Patch Feature Writer On Valffltinc's Day, Friday, Fellruary 14, UW-Parksidesbmts and members of the RacineKenosha area will have tbc ~ opponunityrowianeaall'Uepoelic mast.er at wort. Dr. Carl Lindner, pofcssor ofF.nglish at UW-Parksidesince 1969, will be performing 8 free poetry rading at DOOll in Ibo WI.LC Overloot Lounge (southeast comer of hoary, 2nd fkxr). Sponsored by the English Club, die reading willeovtz aslotseleclion of love poems written by Lindner Ovt'I' the last fiftcea yeas, and will be open ro the general public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdocunle in American literature from the UaiversayofW"acomio-Madi- 1011 in 1970, has been writing poeuy since die early 1970's. He bas two chap-books ro bis credit as well a one. full-length collection, entidcdShooliltg Basuts/11 aDart Gymnasium (available in die University library and bookstore), and bas been published extensively in such literary publications as 'Ibe Beloit Poetty Journal, The Greensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of bis latest collection ofpoeticwcns,AnglinglnJOLighl, which will serve as a sequel ro Shooting Basuts.... Material for the reading will be taken from various publications, including several from the forthcoming collection. Poetry isa very personal experience for Lindner. "It's something that ba.1 made a great difference in my life .• Jt's taught me a great <bl about myself and about human nature, as well." Furthez. Dr. Lindner feels that a sort of spiritual connection takes place in his work. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhat overtakes one .. J'm not sure what it is, except that I think it's a way of accessing the uncon• scious or having the unconscious manifest itself •• .And the uncon • sciousiswherepoettycomesfrom." Public readings are quite un• common for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity to witness one of his readings is, then. a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. and will run for approximalelythiny-fiveminut.es. Turnout for dleeventisexpr.ctedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seal Hope to see YOU there! CanGn.ai: A LDw~ 6y Car! LIMNr '3f«JmtNllli¥, 4 fml6rU of fin, @Jllrt!J""CfflK "'t-4M "'Ori a ui4tm of a,u,,. ~"'il!I' 6ef<M [ NJrJe tllOtdtol JOI' ff, ittu, 66#, IDN"1ltll ftnr#l6 .. ekJrueu,rpuc,/MIUo; 611, alflltll_JI ~ft--- fbcti[ """1J. ,Sc41ut~- •foueer ""'"""''4a"'J goufi#u. PASA offers support for non-traditional students Tlru iltlw thirdina tltru-part . ~I COIICfflUIIJ IM isn,a ONl CON:fflllo/lMNHl-troditk>Ml studelu. On Ibo UW-Pmbidcaunpus. ow.r 4MI of die SbldeolS are nonndiliooal. Many of these Mndeots find organizations and peu enviroomen11 where Ibey CID uliJize their 1almts and spend their &ee time dming the long hours between clas.,es, but sometimes non-uaditional SUldenll just want a place where they can get to koow other studeolS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-uaditionalslUdenCS. inclodingPlesidalt Barbara Meaict. Vice President OeneI>eaoedl.and Scaewy/I'reaJma' Suzanne I.anon. Coming ~forlhisintaview.PASA's executive branch told why their O(g8Dir,aril)ll was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed that "PASA offers support to the nontraditional Sbldeot- a solUbOD to many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecamdoforotbers. Somepecpte. when they come to the campus, . don't feel that they belong." GeneDesoccll, VicePresident. said ~e 9e1Ve as a place where one can meet other non-traditional students. P ASA cootnl>utes to die university by becoming the coo•· nection between peers. Take this organization away from Parkside and where would the non-traditiooa1 student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parkside." When asked about the nonttaditional SIUdents survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Lmson replied. "The.re are only a handful who ask for special treatment from the adminisuation. Most students simply go about their business and do not ·require any special tteatmeot or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are afewproblems thatParksidecould acknowledge, such as its inadequate child care. which affects many swdent. s who want to attend some of thefunctioosandactivitiesoncampus. Another is the (frequently) changing wtiversitymission. which has neverevenacknowledgednonttaditional sludent's needs." "When you have a family. More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Owtges in the new Chapter 18 policy are effective this semester. It prohibits sm ·ng in unauthorized areas,posession of a weapon, duplication of university keys. tampering with university locks, and rollerskating/skateboarding inside university buildings. Chapter 18 also details that no person may engage in violent, abusive, indecent, profane, unreasonably loud. disorderly conduct un• der circumstances in which the conduct tends to cause or provoke ,.,,., ........ . a disturbance in university buildings or land. Furthennore, it also prohibits improper use of university identification cards, improper useof telephones, providing false infonnatio • false fire alarms, possession of marijuana, issuing worthless chec under $500.00, fraud in university accommodations, use of cheating tokens, possession of fireworks, and petty theft under $100. Ostrowski met with the DistrictAltomey'sOffice, the Kenosha County Clerk of Courts, and the Circuit Court for Kenosha County to establish Chapter 18 guidelines. "These citations are very similar to a traffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive the citation has two choices. He can pay that citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record. You just pay the fine. It's just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels that they did not corn. mit a rule violation, they can request a trial. If they are found guilty, they pay the fine-no jail time and no criminal record," said Continued on Page 19 UW-Parkside Adult Student Alliance Office there are things you must do for your life," Messick continued. .. and I feel that there should be some form of acknowledgement or recognition. No one is as!dng to be treated 'specially'. Not 'specially', just differently." "I think." said dleP ASA President, "that L'ie university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be lhings that could be changed. Personally, I fin thestaffreasonable,andlhave had good results with most of the faculty here at Parkside." Some fthemembersofPASA injected that they need to be here for the group suppon they offer the non-traditional student PASA allows them to band together and give each other a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone in• volved. 'Ibey know that it is a suppon office fer over40% of the campus. and every single one of those stu· dents is a member of P ASA. "We have ttaditional students who belong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messick, "and everyone is welcome. All organi· zations on campus off er the feeling of camaraderie, such as the Park· sideStudentGovemmen t Associa• tion (PSGA), The Ranger News, i e Activities Boord (PAB), m many others. We are here to co ect with the other non-tradi· tio students, and to off er thelll the necessary support and mo · Jedgement that they are looking for. Thal is our conttibu· lion to Parkside." P ASAis localed in lower Main Place, WLLC D139. Theirnwnbezis 595-2706,and they welcome all imerestcd sto· dents. - Tm: 1tAHoa NEWS, PlIge S 0I11llu8y21,l992,smok- __... baIaI in Lower Main _ • popu'_ area or lbe ~ BaD. dle Physical ~,UoionSquareand .office b possiblediScii>jiillIiy ,~.:=~:!:~~;~t~~l ~ • lot of coinpl8mis .. dean orlbeif'~hb;Jio~s~i,l)I~' IIIId other people .". action,wOslrOwski said. \.'.,.,.:,:," _somanysmokers According 10 OSlrOwski{if iD Lower Main Place someone really "",lmtslO be un-,,' IIId IJealme impossible. civil about it, it will cost them _fiDiDg up dle offices $69.00 for that cigareue;UDder: JlMn JDd we could sec Cbapt.er18, )8Q§q~j;J.okt!!9~:; .:t~.·~'rree';:;::~.&iuds ~ Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from PlI&e 1",' .:" mostpopu1ar lotand itmakes sense 10 us that bocause it is close 10dle academic building. It didn't make sense 10 us 10 invest good mooey makingdleTaUentlotbigge:r;wbe:re nobody likes to park," said OsIrOws1d. "The timing all feD togethervery weD; we have 10tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway 10 resurface. The lights needed 10 be repaired underground We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Arts. This is dle primary year 10 do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not raisedjJarldngratesforfouryesrs," OsIrOwski added. Ronald Singer, associate pr0- fessor of Accounting, and chair of theCampusEnvironmentCommittee, expressed concem regarding wbethe:r the Commiuce ...... afforded an adequate opponunity 10 react 10 the proposal prior 10 its lI8JISIJIission 10 the University of Wisconsin-System. "We didn't feel that there was any jUSlificaliOll for expanding it closer 10 Out.erloop Road," said Singer. "There were three specific times when we explained the lotIO thatcommiueeandwegaveitafuU discussionrespondinglOdleirqueslions. Nothing was hidden. They might not agree with the priority needforiL ThereisstiUisafeeling formasstransportation. Why don't peoplesbarearide, whydon'tdley use the bus sysu:m?" said Goetz. According IOGoetz.heislooking at the utilizatioo of the Racine bus sysu:m. He bas a sense that the bus is not used 10its full potential. Feature Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line.than in the Campus Police Reportsl 20% DISCOUNT CUp& Sine This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. J.D.required. Must present ad and 1.0. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 10m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 SlIIIdays 12:00- 4:00 p.m. People pefer 10bring their cars 10 campus. and GoelZ sees dle pressure by the ovcrllow of parking. ""There is DO question that we had 10do dle renovation in termsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of falling apart. That bas 10be done," Goetz said. . According to Singer, the c:ommiuce's greaIest cooce:rn ...... that it didn't see any exact evideDcereganlingashortageofpsrking spaces and bow many additional parking spaces were needed. Singer and the commilliee did not feel that there was any sufficient indicalioo that expIIIISioo of the Communication Arts parking lots was reaDy necessary. "We never got any information beyond thaI, On October 2S, theclirec:lllCof securitycame in and basically said we haw: a shortage of parking spaces. He did not peaent any evidence as 10us how serious the shortage was. if lherll was a shortage, how many additional specelI _ needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing exactly the details." Singer said. Al:cording 10 Goetz. the pr0- posal came from Ostrowski. "We discussed it with dle Environmental Committee. got their input, IIId it was finally decided IIId handed overlOlhechancellorandapproved by dle Board of Resents and dle building commission," GoelZ added. On November 12. the commiuce sent a memo In Goetz regarding the proposed expansioo of the Communication Arts parking 101. The commiuee remains coocemedaboutfurlhe: rCDClO8Chmenl into green spaces in the absence of evidence of the magnitude of dle problem IIIId consideration of ailaD8tives. Singer recommended some aolutillllS 10 aIleviaIe the parking lot problem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of lbe Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. J!'!!"'!f6,1992 11.1 .... IU 11ao1tfn1~01~;i~~i:!c•~-~~ ........ ~~!i;;J uueeSboppe ooe would be~vcin that fashion ... Ostrowski said. ,. Ossrowski said that if someone absolutely imured on smote- . ing indooq. the cantpUK J)Olice :: have a couple choices. "We will refer that indi~ ifdtey are~ student, to lhe dean of students .. office for possible disciplinary action. If they are .a faculty or staff member, they will be refeaed to their ~~~or the d~ of their school fur possible action ... Os1rowski said. According to Ostrowski. if someone really wants to be uncivil about it.. it will cost them $69.00 for that cigaieuc. Under .. Chapter 18.1806(1&1noperson may smoke in any university building except in. lbose areas designated for rhat JJUTP()Se. .. If !OOleoD~ is not willingto channel their disagreeme nt through the appropriate source.,, . , tben drlsis our wt~wewill • a cilaliootolhattndividual.'" \ said Ostrowski , '·:=-··. -:: .,·.. . Osuowsti is' boping people :=· will be COOJ)CnllM', .;: Jk Uf8CS people to remember that . . "We me going to &ry to be . te$t1'00l'DSarenqtaaecludedatta/ '.' avilibaut~. Tbepoinlbemg := andthattbesameatr_goeslhroogh ,;. 1kt die .- and fedetal Jaws · me same~ ~ ::,net __ , tmrtiag area and will be asked ./:'J'beie ,is • ~~ : diafwben,J Feature TnRANGDNsws.~eS Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from Paae 1 .. . . ,., . mostpopularlotanditmates sense to m 11w because it is close to the academic building. ltdidn'tmake sense to us to invest good money making the Tallent lot bigger, where no bod y likes to part," said Oscrowsti. "The timing all fell togethervery well; we have to tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway to resurface. The lights needed to be repaired underground. We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Ans. This is the primary year to do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not .raised paddn gratea for four years." Ostrowski added. Ro nald Singer, imociate professor of Accounting, and chair of lheCampu.,EnvironmentCommitaee. ~ concern reganling whether the Commiaee was af. forded an adequate oppmtunity to react to the proposal prior to its tnmsmism on to the University of W°JSC()l)sin-System. "We didn't feel tbatdJeZC WU any justification for expanding it closer to Outerloop Road." said Singer. "There were lhree specific times when we explained the lot to that committee and we gave ita full discussion respondingto their questions. Nothing was hidden. They . might not agree with lhe priority need fm iL There is still is a feeling forma§ ttansportation. Wbydon't people share a ride. why don't they use the bus system?" said Goetz. Accon:lingtoGoecz.beislooting at the utilizatioo of lhe Racine bus sy stem. He Ima sense that lhe bus is not used to its full polClltiaL Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line, than in the Campus Police Reportsl UW-Parkside's Comm. Ara parldn1 lot People pef er to bring their cars to campus. and Goetz sees lhe pressure by the overflow of parking. "1belc is no question that we bad todo therenovalion in tttmsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of Calling apart. Thal bas to be done, .. Goetzsaid. . According to Singer. the commiuec's greatestcoocem was that it didn't see any exact evidenceregardingashortageofparking spaces and how many additional parking spaceswereneede.d. Singer and the committee did not feel that there was any sufficient indication that expansion of the Communication AIU parting IOIS was really necessary. .. We never got any infonnation beyond dlaL On October 25, the director of security came in and buically said we ha~ a shor1age of parking spaces. He did not present any evidence as to us how serious the shonage was. if there was a sbor1age. how many additioaal speces weie needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing euctly the details." Singer said. According to Goelz. die proposal came from Ostrowski. "We discus.,cd it with the Environmen- 181 Committee. got their input. and it was finally decided and banded overtolhecbancellorandapproved by lhe Board of Resenu and lbe building commission," Goetz added. On November 12. the com• mittee sent a memo to Goetz regarding the proposed expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot. The committee remains concemedaboutfurtbereoaoachmcot into green spaces in the absence of evidence of lhe magnilude of lhe problem and considendion of alternatives. Singer recommended some aolutia to alleviale lhe parldng lot pn:,blem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of the Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. 11Ys ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .,. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 p.m. - -- - ---~ . -~..... .... !!1'ID~a-~~NPI,~PI&e~6~ ~C~a~m~p~u~s...:N.:..:e:.:w:.::s::........ ~6,I~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant 81ErIca Sudla News Editor Across thenalion,univenities _ educ:ating a mOlll diverse student JlllIlIIlaIion. UW-Parbide, aloog with many other tolleges, was oot equipped in tbc past to provide IIOIDe of Ibc lcaming "oondilims" for --aaditionaI, minorily, and female SlUdcnls. A proposal to systematitalJy train the fal:uIty and staff and ere- IlIe optimum lcaming c:onditims for everyone was nccdcd, and rcquiredaWlOpdatefunding. SUl:ha jlIlljlOll81wasofferedbyViteChantcllor Jolm SIOl:kwcII and Associ· IlIe Chantcllor Lama 0c110U. The objct:toflhejlloposaJ was to aeate tbc "TC8l:hing for Diver- 1Iity" Center. wbith will pejlIIIe the fatuIly to mcet tbc thangiog student needs. JcanncL. Thomas,aprofcssor ofpsycllo\ogyatUW-Padcside,was the investigator and instigator for Ibis "institutional development" idea dI8t will change lhc lXlUIlIC of cdUl:ationatUW-Parbidcforcv~. The Center'sprimary attivily Willbe to provide training annually for about IS fatuIly affiliates dI8t waltwilltpceroonsull8lllStoevaJuate and adjust reaclJiog IIjljlIOIIl:bes fordtclXJllSl8Ddythanging,diversc student body. The idea is to strengdtcn UW"'- Parbidc as a 1caming <:ommunily by "<:ommunicsting" with lite proper facully, dt=fOlll inaeasing tbc sensilivily and understanding of tbc staff. During the funding period of Ibc projcc:t, the Centercsn dirctdy affect tbc affiliates, lite classes. the studeot associates, and tbc 24 departmental chairs, Ev~one tID benefit from tbe training tbc fatuity will recebe. The reasoning behind the "TC8l:hing for Diversity" Center is simply litis: national statistics desc: ribetbcgrowingownbersofminority. non-tmditional, and female students awcaring on ev~ campus in the nalion. UW-Parbidc csn be an exatOpic to an other csmpuscs by leaming to adapt itself to tbc new and growing segments of its student body, and training its instnx:- tors and professors to enc:ourage and atknowlcdge the diverse students of the institulioo. Effortshavebccnmadctomcet student needs through the Center of Educstional and Cultural Advancemem (CECA) and the Student Support System (SSS). However. although lItese fscillties work well and serve lIteir purposes, few fatuity members have bccn uained to make the optimum learning environment for most, if not all, of their eager students. The proposal suggests dtat tbe Center should be located in tbe Library/Leaming Center, and staffed by a dircttor and a consultanL Through csreer programs fal:- ully will explOlll the medtods of teathing, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaclling SUttcSS toward a diverse student population. In a broa~ viewpoint, tbc Universily of WisI:oasin S_ has plated the "Design few Diver. sily" idea as tbc top Jlriorityforlle 1990's. So. tbeCenterwilI_ bollt the institutional and 8YSIeaI. wide decision to improve !be educadonal processes toward divelIe students. All in all, Ibc TC8dIing for Diversity Center, Bttording to LauraGellott, willaffettUW-Pa!t. side in a "positive way, for it will wtainly serve all students. Ally efforts that we address, bowevU to better ~ dtc di_~ tion will affett UW-Parkside posi. tively and effettively." The results of lhe Cciuer will improve lite univenily andenfOl1le its extensive cdUl:ltionat.,.. Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members Pi Sigma Epsilon, would like towelcomeyou toanotberexciling semester ~ at tbe Universily of WlStmsin-Parkside. What's that? You don't think it's exciling. Well that's bccsuse you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE, is a National Fratemily in marketing, saJcs lIl8IIll&ement and selling, and is represented on ov~ 114 csmpuscs with members in every major cily in tbe United SlateS. We are turrendy I'Cl:IUiling new members for tbc next pledge tlass-beginnlngFebuary 23. How csn you benefit from '---"'--""'-""-_..J being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? PSEm_1Ien Learning Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Theoflic:c ofLcaming Assis- Widtoutpriorregistration,stu. ing, note taking and question ask. • tane:eandCounselingis~~a dentsmay8llclldallofthesessims ing behaviors b. tlass as well as Students who believe they would benefit from Pafurmancc ~1i*ov,anentForum orany individual scssionsdtcy be- their out of tlass jlIejllIrlItion and one or more of the forum sessions are strongly formMhcmatrr/SQ!b'!ks wbith is lieve would benefit dtem. The first n:soun:c using behaviors. • based 011 a 1Io1islil: model. session on February 13 will enable - The dtirdsession onFeb. 21 is encouraged to a~nd. Formore infonnation, callPhil • The ~ of Ibc fOllr SCI- •IJdeDlS to identify the dcvcIop- designed for students who need to Abramoff, math mstroetor, x2716 or Barbara LarsOD, ~ ~ IS !O Cll8b!e students ~t ~ ~ ofdteU Ieaming/ improve their leSt preparation and counselor x2122 bavingclif&u1ticsleamingandlak. tesliag clif&u1tics. leSt taking stills and strategies as ,. ing IeStS ~ DII;th and statistic:s Tbis session isrc<:ommcnded weU as dtcir abilily to reJax wbilc r=:---=-------------:-, c:omsea 10 idcaIify tbc tlIISCS of to all studcnlS who do not have a jlIIljl8ring for and ta1dngexams. The office of Learnl'ng Assl'stance their p-obIcma lIId develop plans tIea' undcnlaading of all tbc fal:. The fina1 session on Man:h 5 toimprovctbeiratademic:pmor- tors tOIIlributing to their fear or willbehclpfultoanystudentswho and Counseling is offering a Per- III8IItc. lack of succ:ess in math or stalis- have trouble hand1ing stress and ~ sessions will be on tOIl- tits. The sctondscssion on Febru- anxiety. A ho1istit approach to formance Improvement Forum for ~live1bursdaysfrom 11-12:15 ary 20 will fotuS on study skills illtlCasiligstressmanagerneatskills m lhe CECA eoau-s area in and IiedJnil:al solutions. will be uscdoov~gcsreofbody mathematics/statistics to improve • :~=~MingonThurs. needI::=:::::~. :x.~~ofimag~andmusc:'; collegiate academic skills, There are a numm of ways: * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. *Learn ToInteractWithProfessionalsOnAPers01liliAnd Professio1lil1Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Interns/ Ups. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of Ibis sounds like it might be somedting for you, attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 when: you'U seelbe red exdtemenL FeclIiec to lIriDg a friend along with you. If you have any problems attending the slide presentation but would like more infonnatiOllOO Pi Sigma Epsilon. or if you have any questions stop down in our oIlice, MoInDI37D. Our hours arc Mon.-Fd. 9:00 to 1:00. Or youcsn c:alIBrilaProut at 633-2841 in Racine or Mitt Johnson at 942'()399 in Keaosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge tlass for new members bcgias Feb 23. ~1'111~RANGD~~N~IWl~,Plge~~6 ____ _:...,. _____ C:::=a::.m.:!:p:.:u:.:s:....:N:....:..:.e..:..::w-=s------------~6.~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant B:,ErlcaSalda NewsF.dftor Across lbenation. uniwnilies are educating a mac diverse student population. UW-Parkside, along with many other colleges, was not equipped in die put to provide l()IDC of the learning "conditioos" for non-lraditional. minority, and femaleSIDdenls. A proposal to systemalically train the faculty and staff and ere• optimum learning conditions for everyone wa needed. and required IIJlPIOPriale funding. Such a proposal wasofferedby Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Associ- 8 Chancellor Laura Gelloa. 1beobjectof lheproposal WM to create the "Teaching for Diversity" Cenat.r, which will pepare the faculty to meei ~ changing lhe project. the Center can directly student needs. affect the affiliales, the classes, the JeanneL Tbomas,aprofessor student asociates. and the 24 deofpsycbologyatUW- Pmbide, was panmenaal chairs. Eve.ryone can the investigatm and instigat« for benefit from the training the factbis "institutional development" ulty will receive. idea that will change the course of The reasoning behind the education at UW-Partsideforevtt. "Teaching for Diversity" Center is The Center'sprimary activity simply this: national statistics dewill be to provide training annually scribe the growing nwnbers of mifor about IS faculty affiliare, tbat Dority, oon-b'llditional, and female wOltwithpeercoosultarmtoevalu- students appearing on every camate and adjust te.aching approaches pus in the nation. fortbeCOOSlalldychanging,diverse UW-Partside can be an exstudent body. ample to all other campuses by The idea is to strengthen UW _,... learning to adapt itself to the new Parbide a a learning community and growing segments of its stuby "communicating" with the dent body, and training its instrucproper faculty, tberefcxe increa.1- un and prof ess<n to encourage ing the sensitivity and understand- and acknowledge the diverse stuing of the staff. dents of the institution. During the funding pmod of Effortsbavebeenmadetomeet student needs through the Center of F.ducational and Cultural Advancement (CECA) and the Student Suppat System (SSS). However, although these facilities work well and serve their purposes, few faculty members have been trained to make the optimum learning environment for most. if not all, of their eagtt students. The proposal suggests that the Center should be located in the Library/Learning Center, and staffed by a director and a consultanL Through career programs faculty will expltXC the methods of teaching, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaching success toward a diverse student population. In a broader viewpoint. the University of Wiscmsin s,tw placed the "Design b nn.. sity" idea as the top priority fcwle 1990's. So, theCcn&erwillreftect both the institutimat and IYSlelnwide decision to improve tbe edg. cational processes toward di\'ale students. AU in all. the Teaching fer Diversity Center, •ccording to Lama Gel.Iott. will affect UW-Pmt. side in a "positive way, for it YiilJ certainly serve all students. Asr, efforts that we address. boweva, to better serve the divenetion will affect UW-Pmtsidcposi. lively and effectively." The results of the Ccmer will improve the university and enforce its extensive educational sys1an, Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members PSEm•ben Pi Sigma Epsilon. would like towelcomeyoutoanotherexciting semester here at the University of Wiscmsin-Parkside. What's lhat? You don't think it's exciting. Well that's because you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE. is a National Fraremity in marketing, sales management and selling, and is represented on over 114 campuses wi1b membets in every maja city in the United States. We are currently recruiting new members for the next pledge clw-beginnlng Febuary 23. How can you benefit from "-----=----..;..----..1 being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? There arc a nwnber of way : * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. * Learn TointeractWithProfessionalsOnAPersonalAnd Professional Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Internships. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of this sounds like it might be something for you.attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 where you'll see die red excitement Feel free IO Iring a friend along with you. If you have any problems 11· tending the slide presentation but would like more infonnalionon Pi Sigma Epsilon, or if you have ay questions stop down in om officet Moln0137D. Our hours are Mon.-Fri. 9:00 to 1 :00. Or you can call BriaaProul at 633-2841 in Racine« Mic Johnson at 942-0399 in Kmosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge class for new mcmben begins Feb 23. Leaming Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Tbe office of~~ Wilhoutpriorregistration. stu- ing, note taking, and question ask· tance and Counseling II mfenng a dents may 81fendall of the sessions ing bdlaviors in cllS.1 as well a., Pafonnance lmJxo'WIDCIUFcnm or •Y individual sessions Ibey bo- their out of cllS.1 preparation and formMbcmatic.VSlatistics which is licve would benefit them. The first resource using behaviors. bacd OD• holistic model. aessionODFdlC'Uary 13 will enable - 1be thirdses.mn on Feb. 27 is . 1be purpose of the four aes- lbldeols ID identify the develop,- designed for students who need to 110D formn II ID enable students meat and causes of tbdr 1eaming/ improve their tc.,t preparation and bavingdifliculticsleamingandtak· testing difficuhics. tc.,t laking skills and stralegies as ing tests in malb and mtistics This session is recommended well a their ability to ttJax while courses ID idcmify the CIUleS of to all Sbldenll who do not have a preparing for and taking exams. their poblems and develop plans clear undentanding of all the fac• 1be final seaion on March s to improve their academic perfor- tors cootribuling to their fear or will be helpful to any students who mance. lack of success in math or saatis- have trouble handling stress and ~ sessions will be OD con- tics. ThesecondseaiononFebru- anxiety. A holistic approach to seculivelbursdaysfrom 11-12:lS llt'J 20 will focus on study skills increasmgsaressmanagementskills in the CECA Commoos 1m1 in and ICchnical solutions. will be used covezing care of body Dl82 WU.C beginning on Thurs- Itis designed for students who self 1alk., meof image:ryandmusck ' day, February 13. need to improve their cmcenaat- . relaxation. Students who believe they would benefit from one or more of the forum sessions are strongly encouraged to attend. For more infonnation, call Phil Abramoff, math instructor, x27 l 6 or Barbara Larson, counselor, x2122. The office of Learning Assistance and Counseling is offering a Performance Improvement Forum for mathematics/statistics to improve collegiate academic skills. eo -felnaII 6, 1992 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BAT. :n:REDWO~NANDTHEIR CHILDREN. Trainmg classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:00-9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Womcn'sResource center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of the shelter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STH GRADER AT OLYMPIA BROWN ELEMEN. TARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice wceIdy Cor 1hour. Make a difference in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNA. T10NAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about otbercultures while having lunch, shopping, studying, information sharing. etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement. sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or caD 595"2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50clubs plan to attend lIyBrio MaIleD Featare Writer DcIlaPi. Chess Club, Gay andLes· bianOrganizalion, OtemislryClub, C1KnIe, Sketch andLitellllY Journal Club, and the YoUng Democrats. An estimated 40 10 SO clubs havepJannedlOassembleandshow what !hey have 10 offer 10 the stu· dent body. The overall pUJ')lOseof the fair is 10 make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW -PllIkside. For more infonnalion. call exlCllSion 2244 . or IooIt for flyers throughout cam· pus. On February 12, the Student Organization Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruilmcntfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of Ibis scrncster's fair which will be held from 9 a.m. 10 3 pm. in MainpIace. Nine new clubs were formed 8Ddadded 10the existing forty-two Ilrpnizations 011campus this year. The new clubs iDcludc Voices of PIrbide, Writing Club, Kappa Feature Student bill of rights nears Implementation By DeDDls Clarke News Writer , I Mier months of debate and COIllroversy,alllskforcccompriscd of students, faculty, staff and adminislrators from throughout the UW·System is now ptepwing 10 recommend 10 the BoanI of Regents a system-wide S1Udent bill of rights that will ensure qllll1ity un. dergraduate education for all Uni· versity of Wisconsin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be the last time in Madison 011Satunlay, ~ ruary 8 10 fmalize the wonIing of thedocumcntbeforcit isscntlO the BoanIofRegents forcoosidealion. If lBIified, the bill of rights ErIe IIcme wou1d berevolutionaryforschools have COIISisted rImostly lXlII·stu· in the UW·System. "This is the dents. Therewouldhavebcenl1llec first time that this is going III be faculty membin. Slaff members or implemented in the stIIlc rIW'1S- adminislIalOn for every one stu· consin,"saidEricBovcc. vicepresi- dent 011 the c:ommillec. dent of the PSGA and member of , However, this ratio did not sit the task foree ICS)lOIISib1c for the..--wen with the United CouncU of crealion of the bill of rights. UW S1UdeIItGovcmmClllS, an or· Other schools, such as UW - ganization concerned with mallclS Superior,bavetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commented Bovee, throughout the UW·Systcm. but this document would be the Therefore, theUnited Council first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the task 10all UW -System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephm R. Ponch, UW .SyslCDl bill of rights includes issues deal· vicepresidenlforacademicaffairs, ing with insuuctional pt'OCCSS,lXlII' lOensme that students wou1d make insbuctionalactivities,Sbldenlcon- up a majority on the IIIsk force. duct and student responsibilities. Ponch also delayed the IIIsk One major item, according 10 force's October meeting 10 allow Bovee, is a student's right 10 take studentgovcmmcntslOsolicitmorc part in the developmcnt of teacher input from their respective institu· evaluations and 10 have easy ac- tioos 011 the bill of rights issue. cess IOresults of those evaluations. "This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have com~ a IIU\iority 00 any student'srightlOappcalagmdeor UW-Systcrn task force," comfile a grievance agiinst an inslruc· mcnted Bovee. tor. There are numerous other is- The J6.member IlISk- force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with, 19 students and 17 lXlII-stuand Bovee welcomes concerned dents,linallyrnetinDccemberand students questions and comments. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task foree felt that it rcvicwofundergraduateeducation should meet once again 10 deal in the UW-System revealed the with vsrious new issues that were need for a document 10, as Bovee brought up. As a result, the IIIsk put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday, Febstudents, faculty, staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the IIIsk force that rights will hopefully be approved would have heen responsible for by the Board of Regen IS sometime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel jaV\JaloAoa~ Recycle Mel jaV\l aloAoa~ Recycle Mel jall'Jal~A~a~ Recycle Mel jaVoaJpAoa~ J C) In ,- h ~ A. Cl n 9 ~ r \IV s .. , • f .'" ~6.1991 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BATTEREDWOMENANDTBEIRCHILDREN. Training classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:~9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Women's Resource Center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of lhe helter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STHGRADERATOLYMPIABROWNELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice weekly for 1 hour. Make adiffeience in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about other cuhures while having lunch, shopping, studying, infon:mtion sharing, etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement, sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or call 595-2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50 clubs plan to attend byBriuMa Feahlff Writer On February 12. the Student Organiwion Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruibnentfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of this ~•s fair which will be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Mainplace. Nine new clubs weie formed and added to the existing forty-twO 0rglniumona OD campus this year. The new clubs include Voices of Parbidc, Writing Club, Kappa DebaPi, Chess Club, Gay and Lesbian Organization, O,ernistry Club, Ch<nle, Sketch and Literary Journal Club, and the Young Demoaats. An estimated 40 to SO clubs have planned toassembleand show what they have 10 off er to the Shi· dent body. The overall purpose of the fair is to make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW-Padcside. For more information. call exrcnsion 2244 · or look for flyers throughout campus. Feature ~tudent bill of rights nears implementation By Dennis Clarke NtwsWriter After months of debate and corurove,sy ,aiastfon:ecomprised of SIUdents, faculty, staff and administrators from throughout the UW-Sys&em is now ,Pliepaing to recommend to the Board of Regents a system-wide student bill of rights that will ensure quality undergradua1e education for all University of Wiscoosin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be lhe last time in Madison on Samrday .~ ruary 8 to finalize the wonling of • the document before it is sent to the L-.;;;::.:.....:..:::== BoardofRegents forconsideralion. If ratified. the bill of righL1 Eric lkme wouJdberievolutionaryforschools have consiSled of mosdy non-stuin the UW-System. wniis is the dents. Therewouldbavebemduce first time that this is going., be facultymembm,sa.affmembersor implemented in the Stale of Wis- adminisllalon for every one stu• consin." said Eric Bovee, vicepresi- dent on the oommiuee. dent of lhe PSGA and member of , However, Ibis ratio did not sit the cask force responsible for the __.well with the United Council of criealion of the bill of rights. UW SIUdeat Govemmems, an or- Other schools. such as UW- gmlizadon concemed with matttn Superior,havetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commenced Bovee, throughout the UW-System. but this docmnent would be the Therefore, the United CoWICil first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the tau: to all UW-System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephen R. Portch, UW-System bill of rights includes issues deal- vicepresidentforacademicaffairs. ingwithinSbUCtionalprocea,non- toensurethalstudentswouldmake insttuctionalactivities,studentcoo- up a majority on the tm force. duct and student responsibilities. Portch also delayed the task One major item , according to force's October meeting to allow Bovee, is a student' s right to take studentgovemments10solicit1D<XC part in the development of teacher input from their respective instituevaluations and to have easy ac- lions on lbe bill of rigbas issue. cess to results of those evaluations. ''This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have compised a majority on any student'srighttoappealagradeor UW-System task force," comfile a grievance against an inslruc· mented Bovee. tor. There are nmnerous other is- The 36-member task force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with_ 19 students and 17 non-Sbl• and Bovee welcomes concerned dents, finally met in Dccembetand students questions and commentS. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task fon:e felt that it rcvicwofundergradwueeducation should meet once again IO deal in the UW-System revealed die with various new issues that were need for a document to. as Bovee brought up. As a result, the task put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday,Febstudents, faculty, Staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the task force that rights will hopefully be approved would have been responsible for by the Board of Regents SOlllCtime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel i8V\I a1ofi.oa~ Recycle Me! i8V\I e10Aoa~ Recycle Me! i811'J e1:>A:>e~ Recycle Mel i8~ a1:>Aoa~ • . . . ' J 0 . ' ., I n • ,- h e A: a. n g e r l'J e w s Tal a- NIWS, Page 8 FebU!J6, 1!92 UW-Parkside's Condom Olympics designed to , educate and provide entert~inment to students B,And, PlItdl Feature Writer O.K. • so you live in Resi· dence Halls. Oneday, say Wednesday February 12, you're sitting around, bored out of your gourd (bored, here at the Midwestern Mecca of Party Aclivity? • No Waylll), so you say ID yourself, "Self, I gotta do something. But what? Go to a movie? Now there's something new. Go bowling? PuhIeezel Go get ttashed? Sorry, classes tomorrow ... Waitllgotit! Wbatl'vebeen waiting all year forI That'sit! The CONDOM OLYMPICS I" Yes, l!Iat's right folks - they're back - the Residence Hall Associalion's Vtrf own Condom Olympicsl Back for theirsopbomore season, tying inID "Love carefully Wee1I., "theCondom OIympicswill take place on Wedneaday, Febru· ary 12 in tbe Residence Hall Core BuiIdiDg and its adjacent patio. Teams of two people (in any combjnarion, ie., two guy&, two .. ... ". I __ . I -... __..~.----l v-.-' (1; :ONDOM ~.., --J enpg girls, or one guy and one Bi1 ofwhichmustbeliviDaiDlbe;~ donee Halls) will ....... . f COIDpele mava. nety 0 events, iDc:ludlngIhe Condom Toss, the COIIlbIi .... WrapThatBanana,lIIl1a~ bonanza of others. First, second, and 1binI.-e team memben will aD ree:ei\oe!Jle condoms, (the possibilityorOlber aw~ is being looted~)l1Idall parucipants are expectedlDliave. great lillie (and yes, lhatisllllllda. tory). Developed in an effort IIICo quaintstudontswith"safelel"1IiI to promorefamiliaritylllll1mbt witll tileuseofcondcms"'. "proreclive" devices, Ibe p1afea is being coordinaled by Residcace Advisors Janice Word, Can Shin:el, Dawn Weber." Oar Toscano. Pre·regisllatioD it mquRd, though enaies are free. Farmsat available in tbe HoIIiDg 0lIice. Forfur1herinbdlllioa,~ of tile afonmentioDed U'L Slalt practicIala, .. we" to see you tberel Dining Room Mon-Thurs: 7:30am· 7pm Friday: 7:30am·2pm JOI9£ 'I9iE 9{98{fjT/l{9{1:,WS fJ'0'1Jf4.'1 Union SquareBar Mon-Thurs: llam ·l1pm Friday: llam -7pm Sat & Sun: OPen only for registered events lDformadon Center Mon&Thurs: Sam·6pm Tues.&Wed: Sam-5:30pm Friday: Sam • 4:15pm BrDDCla Sat & Sun: l1am-lpm Reservation Ollke Mon·Thurs: Sam·6:3Opm Tues, Weds, Fri: Bam-4:30pm CoITee Sboppe Mon-Thurs: 7:3Oam-8pm Friday: 7:3Oam·2pm Ualoll Square GrDl Mon-1burs: l1am • 2:30pm 4:30pm· 10:3Opm Friday: llam - 2:30pm 4:3Opm-7pm UnloaDeD Moo -Fri: lIam·7pm saturday: 11am·lpm Sunday: 4pm·7pm RecCenter Mon-1burs: 9am·llpm Friday; 9am. midnight Saturday: noon • midnight Sunday: noon·1Opm 'ValentinePizza Show your sweetheart you really care give a healthy valentine. Heart shaped cheese pizza and a helium heart balloon $5.99 Free Delivery 657-7433 Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street. Kenosha _.. ... ,,.,.. _____ -----------------..-! IO Start pacticing, ad•· youdlelel JOI'Jll .The.ParkSide ·Unloii• 'l!J-{'£ 9t.M{f]'E/1('}£'E'WS . . . 'IO'lJJt'J Union SquareBar Bradt Ullkm Square GrDI Dining Room 'Valentine Pizza Mon-Thurs: llam- llpm Sal&Sun: Mon-Thms: Mon-Thurs: Friday: llam-lpm 11am - 2:30pm 7:30am-7pm Show your llam-7pm 4:30pm-10:30pm Friday: Sat&Sun: ReservatioD Office Friday: 7:30am-2pm sweetheart you really care Mon-Thurs: 11am - 2:30pm Open only for 8am-6:30pm 4:30pm-7pm Rec Center give a healthy valentine. registered events Tues, Weds, Fri: Mon-Thurs: Heart shaped cheese pizza Information Center 8am-4:30pm UDJonDeu 9am-11pm Mon&Thurs: Mon-Fri: and a helium heart balloon 8am-6pm Coffee Shoppe 11am-7pm Friday; $5.99 9am • midnight Tues.&Wed: Mon-Thurs: S81Urday: Saturday: 8am-5:30pm 7:30am-8pm llam- lpm noon - midnight Free Delivery 657-7433 Friday: Friday: Sunday: Sunday: 8am-4:15pm 7:30am-2pm 4pm-7pm noon- lOpm Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street • Kenosha - ... ~6,I992 ~ttin,gajQh o>nsiderstate and federal employment 'l1Ic FeckJal Government ofllIS. wide varietY of employment ~ forcoUege graduates. MoIteDlrY level positions are fiI1eddliOUlh dieACWA (Adminjsadtec. emwithAmerica)pro- The ACWA program con- :'"of wriIIen examinations rep- JaCIlIinI occupational gn;>ups. llascdon dleexaml'lll1llg, can- _IIIIDCS are placed on a list of eJi&iIIIe IIIlPlicantsand referred to (edeII\ agencies with vacancies. ~ to lake the ACWA exams are available In WLLC DI7S. SlIIdenU graduating In AcllJIriII, BioIoIY, Malhematics, IIIl1adler tecImi<:a1 areas usually bave speciallplllication materials IIIl1doDO_tdie ACWA exams. A1Io, ayone with a cumula- ~GPA of35 or beUer can apply Ill.... diIectly. Come to the e.- CenIer and become more familiar with these procedures. ArepresentativefromtheStaIe of Wisconsin will be on campus February 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 to review the Stale hiring pr0- cess and answer individual questions. Vacancybulletinsarereceived by theCareerCenterevery ten days and often include poshons of interesLRecentbulletinshaveincluded announcements for Personnel Assistant and Probation and Parole Agent, Manypositionsrequireexaminations and candidale registers are established, Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior year since some examinations are only give once a year. Both the Stale and federal hiringprocessesareratherfonnalized and may lake several months. Start exploring these employment OIltionsNOWI o£ ..... _- -~ .~" , Find it hard to save? Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 Send flowers to all your favorite tVafentines .---Angelo Florist (414) 654·0721 17CJ7Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature TIlE RANoa NIW!l, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area I II__~::=:P~SIDEUNION .v presents ~so~ ~Sf~l)\\ 4"~o SPRING BRE~~ IJA~A,"AClff UUCti Th6 beach will blow you a~~~~~~~gar w~te~=eS= • J.f!r lurquoise Gulf waters you'll rood thi~beach 10 be the n~:", "party" all day fil Break location today! On Panama City ~ch yo~ can tereb~ bobie cats, aDd and enjoy your favorite water activities like jet skis, wa d 'arty all Dig.bt, "'~um1J]Ji.~xa:rparasamng. Then catch lhe beautiful 5U~1 and get ~/S tep Break mak< 2 these nightclubs &: beacbbars have DOc10SlDghours. pnng ;Ii it Panama City Beachm ~ YOUR SPRING BREAK PACKAGE INCLUDES: .,u ~ oda I ~ 7 exciting nights • tach botel bas • buUUUII '* t High quality :ea~~D~ct:r:tur:,°a':-c~ditioaiD&. private batb, telephont. color ~ ::1 ~~~ O:rl~~the tropical Gulf of Maico. Rooms with kltc:bcDttU:S also aYailab AlL OF OUR HOTELS AJtE ux:nED DIUC1U ON THE BEACH ~ * adt -"'tlOD departlna from your C2lllpu5aDd travel· Round trip charttrrd m~tor co Cit ~tt;. Au busa have rediDiD& seats, alr-coodltloalDg. J log straight through to uotma Y c'. aDd washroom (adUtles for a comfortable ride. fI --'~uIe or pool dtcklbexb parties ond optiooalactivities. * t .. ASpeccoiaml plPealenam~a CIt)' Beach IISpriDC Break Shuttle" for lDt:.r ..r.._.._.....PUS_.....m.. _o.- ' trip .....• *tlclpaots to aet to all your favorite places - day aDd DI&h -Campus Food. mm:baDdlse. and servke d.1scoUDts prov1d~ by local merchants to aU lata' ProgramS' trip participants. ~ : ~.~~ .. -;.~~~_ •• ,n - _•• ~ -. rf~ By Job Papan Feature Writer Wake up Parkside, you're dead! 'There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. While you sit at home glaring at ''Friday Night Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between your fingers? Why wait to see such bands in monsterous, impersonal arena when you can enjoy them while they are still playing the much With ECU, saving is easier. Our regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! ServIng all UW Parkslde employees and students. _~\lCATOIlS (ltl) •• more intimate club cireuit? Well shucks, now you have no more excuses. Every week. in addition to giving a brief biography of bands, this article will fealUrea calendar oflive music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. To resolve any confusion, clubs that are located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by aK,(Whataconceptl) This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday· ludge'sChambers(R)AI1-Star lam (Jazz &. Blues) WJTH 11tA.~S"'ORTi\TlOS FOR FtJRT'HER INFORMAnON Ao.'1DRESERVATIONS Friday· Boomen (R) Maylan (Rock) Hawks (K) life underground lax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) Saturday· George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) IsIandWest(R) Sha1cer's(50'S and 60's) MemoriaIHaII(R)KoKoTaylor (Olicago Blues) RI's (R) SL Aint (Rock) •I STOP BY THE ARKSIDE UNION RM.209\ \ OR CALL S95-22?4 Qettin a ·ob Consider state and federal employment ne Federal Government of. rc,sawidevarietyof emp oym t op111111 for college grad • Moat entry level "lions are filleddioa&b the A CW A (Admin ialdteOlffl'Switb America)pro• Tbe ACW A program C-On· :: of wridm exam ination rep,- ng occupational ~ups B&,cdon lhe exam rating, can. didllB1aDesareplaccdon li of mp,le applicanlS and ref erred to t'ederll qeocies with cies. Applicarims to late lhe ACW A exa are available in WLLC D175. SludeaCS graduating in AC· coaeti11, Biology, . s, IDd odler tcdllical area., usually IIM spec:ial applicaion . IDddonot llke lbe ACW Aexam_s. Abo. 111yonc with a cumulativeGPA cf 3.S or better can y 10 ,.._ difflcdy. Come IO the Career ~ and become m #- - familiar with these procedures, Arepresemativefrom the State of Wisconsin will be on campus Femuary 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 IO review the state hiring process and answer individual questions . V acancybulletinsarereceived by thcCareerCenterevezyten days d often include positons of interCSL Recent bulletins have included announcements for Personnel Assistant Probatioo and Parole AgenL ManypositiomrequireCJtaminations and candidate registers are lablished. Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior since some examinatioos arc only give once a year. Boch the Stale and federal hir- • proc:esse., arcnuherfonnali.zed may several months. Start exp oring these employment options OW! Fmd it h ard to save? Wi th F.CU saving is easier. Our regular savinss earns 5.15% yielding 5.25%! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. ·\1 CATORs ( ~lR~\) Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Send flowers to all your favorite o/afentines Angelo Florist (414) 654-0721 7700 Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature THI RANca Nns, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area By John Papan Feature Writer more intimate club cireuit? Friday- Wake up Parkside, you're dead! Well shucks, now youbave no more excuses. Every week, in addition to giving a bief biography of bands, this article will feature a calendar of live music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. Boomers (R} Maylan (Rock} Hawks (K) life underground Jax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. Saturday- While you sit at home glaring at "Friday Nigh t Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between yolD' fingers? To resolve any confusion, clubs that arc located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by a K. (Wbatacooceptl} George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Why wait to see such bands in mo nstcrous, impersonal arena when you am enjoy them while the y are still playing the much This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday- Judge's Ownben{R)All•Star Jam Qazz & Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) lslandWest(R)Sbakez's(SO's and(J()'s) MemmalHall (R) KoKo Taylc: w (Olicago Blues) RJ's (R) SL Aint (Rock) • I II _,..,.::= I PARKSIDE UNION presents ~so~1> ~ S'Y~1)\'. ~S\,.tft\-0 ~i,t<ll SPRING BREAK IJA~MA CIIT UliCti • I '11,kb<a<hwWbl= YoU•!~1~.....-whlt,7'=-S....., • ,J;,. M.L OUR ROO.lfS ~ turquoise Gulf waters you'll rmd thls beach ~ bt then~-; "party" .K~ "t1r Break location today! On Panama City Beac yo~ can e boble ts, d ~ j~ ARE GULF FRO NT! and enjoy your favorite water activities like jet skis, water :lkes, party :: W::t. ~QAQD QYCfldBGE' para.sailing. Then catch the bthaautlful su1~taa:!~ ~ ~;ring Break makt . • these nightclubs & beacbbars ve no c osm ;Ji It Panama City Beach!!! , YOUR SPRING BREAK PACKAGE INCLUDES: ,,._, f * High quality :e2kcb~nt .:'r:,uns C::-<~dltlonin&, private bath, telephone, color TV, ::t :=o~';' oveec..i~~ the troplcal Gulf ol Mako. Rooms with kltcbenett.e:s also nallable. odatl ~ 7 excitiDJ nights - each hottl bas a beau...... I AU OF OUR HOTELS AU LOCATED DIRECTU ON THE BEACH • ach lraDSponatlon departln& from your campus ud travef. * Round trip cbarured motor co CJ Buch All buses have rediniD& seats, air-<ondltlon1o1, F Ing strai&bttbrougb to Panama ty • . aad washroom fadlitles tor a comfortable ride. ~ * ldaedule or pool dec~h partlts and optional activities. t * :;:~ Ci1y Bada "Spriaa Break Shuttle" for lnttr-Cunpus Prncrams' trip par• tlclpants 10 &et to all your ra~tt places - day ud Di&ht. 111 -Cam * Food, mm:halldlse, aod service discounts pro.idtd by local mm:hants to all ttr pus J>rocrams' trip particlpa11ts. ;Ji * 7our aur. l J1 · * hllr escorted br Vlf•Paruid• ud JcP tour etaff to •••i•t rou duriai 11• 5 224 FOR FIJlmfER L'IFOR.'IATJO AND RESERVATIONS STOP BY THE J\RKSIDE UNION RM.209 I OR CALL I S95-22?4 - ARRANGEMENTS BY INTER-CAMPUS PROGRAMS Editorial I Opinion c:: F~6.l992 TDa-NIWI,PqelO - ri Brothers/sisters gonna work it out B, AubreJ Walbr GHII BdItGrIal nizcd all the time. FigbtiDg evil is a good deed I 1kDow one IIIOIIlb is not long A ID)lic of pat c:ax:em with lIIOUgh for hundreds of years of eO\wreryllVOonllO!leisDr.KiDg'sbirthday(lo-oppression, but all we aID do is cal 4; IIIIiClII wide). I feel the rap make the best of iL BIaclt history groupPublicEDemydidapatjob basbecllc:oillributing IDtheworid widllbe video MBythe time I get 10 tiYeIY day of the week since the Arizona." TIley sbowed the big. beginniDg of time. OlryofthelllCistpoliticiansiDArl. "Lcam your bistory, not his ZIOIII and bow they didn't W8Dt10 story," for the wbole month you'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward havesomepeoplettyinglOdeceivc theendingo(the ,.....,._______ youaboutyourown video PoE. ti11s (. u...,.......I_. .. history, don't let the politicians. [ ---, ) them fool you ! but I'm _ Dr. King wou/dII't SiDcethe begiD· have W8Dledus 10 do that, butwbat ning of time Africans have been 1ft we sll)lpOled ID do? Black buildiDgandcalcl!latingthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes 0( pyramids, and then method for 1IuIIdmIs of yean, it consuucted them. WIJIb but damn, bow long will it Even lIlday scientist and If· tate for us 10 be equal citizens! cbirec:ts are puzzled bow they did 1bIldosl't_l'm saying il, 90 don't let anyone tell you that go out and bIB\I -.minorities. we don't come from Kings and butddini!l!ly mab them _ of Queens. bow importsnt King day is and It'sBlackHislOlyMmth;let's bow important Black HislOIy is IS come together and ce1ebraIe this a wboIe. ~ period" that we do have! If In ClIIB for us 10 c:eIdnIe anyone bas a beef with one an- BIaclt History 4; King Day, we other, squash itright now, and let·s have IDbe a wboIe CamBy. Don't work itout; andifl ever said or did you see, ~ like III _ us at anythinglD anyone 10 hlD1 'yolD' eacIJ odJer's daoIt, and IIIIOrglI- feelings' forgive mel Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: Now, normally Ireally enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding news writars In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez, The eelumnists Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gabe K1uka (Gabe'. Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But h was great dismay that I read another of the weekly columns In the January 30. 1992l8sue. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sex Pistols' record. by "writers' Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First. the factual errors: 1. ·".grindlng vocals of Sid VIcious.' Sid VICious was the bass player. not the singer. 2. '."VIcIous' vocals ...• (Ibid,) - 3. And In the second haM 01 the review: 'Vocalist Sid VICious ...• ( ibid.) 4. •...drummer Johnny Rotten ...• Johnny Rotten was the singer, not the drummer. 5. •... the Sex Pistols originated a gunar-heavy.ln· your.face style.' Rock bands had been utilizing this style at least a decade before, 6. •... all but drummer Johnny Rotten died wfthin a lour y_ span ...• Sid Vicious. the bass player. died at age 21. The other members of the bend are aliva and wall. Drummer Paul Cook and guharist Stave Jones have playad In a variety of bands sinca the breakup of the Pistols. Singar Johnny Rotten _nt on to lead Public Image. Ud. And then there Is their pretentious, 88M· congratulatory rhetoric to contend whh. I quote. "Since Andy did such an excellent job explain- Ing..... and we 'We will finally pre88nt our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ...whlch was left out due to the computer-related Inaptitude 01 Andy.' DUH II I would humbly suggael thai their Inepthude runs much ~eeper than COIllpUtars, these guys really in college? They are Ikethe All Lenny and Squlggy 01 the Ranger. May I to the edhor to exercise his power and ad::::: two from future Issues. Failing that, Iwould suggest a change In the name 01 thaIr column 'Head to Head." Perhaps more on point wou~ be. 'Dunderhead to Dunderhead.' ~ To the Editor, I must offer my grathude to the Rsngar'. ftnt record reviewars for their excellent review 0I1ha Sex Pistols' 'Nevermind the Bullodls.· "IOflll that someone has finally broken that silly rule about only reviewing material which IICUI'I8IIlIIId relevant It's hard to beliBYethat h _ only sixleen short years ago (when this yNl'. fraIh. men _re two) thatlhls Icon of pop culu,._ born. Yet. looking about the campus, I would naver guess, basad on clothing and heirIlyIes, that Punk rock is In fact a relic from two dacadas ago. h gives me a rather reassuring IaalIng thIl, at least in some comers 01 the world, the past II still very much alive; even people Iixtaan yen out 01 synch wfth the rest 01 the world be ~ erad hip. rm greatly looking forward to your upcoming reviews 01 the Byrds and HermlrI'I Hermfts, and hopefully, Sonny and Char. Lea IlIIrri1g Wnat's your pro6fem? Write a Letter to the Editor ..............., .' 'I1Ie ...... NftI _ • p -.I i1IvllIa ~ ., 1lIa r 1lcIiIIIr. r.- cfiII&nelI!I; cw wll1IlIlO!lilmW. II1ic\e, ar,liIItma pIbliflwl In 'l'bo !few. as ". 7d .... ratI1tdriewpaiatsOll~· - • y. -.,. > , TDRANGDNinn.PagelO Editorial / Opinion ~6.1992 -- Editorial/Celebratin& Black Histor.Y Month Brothers/sisters gonna work it out Letters to the Editor ... ByAubnJWalbr GINltBdkonal nized all die lime. Fighting evil is a good deed I I bow one month is 1101 long A l0pic of pat concan with enough for bundffits of years of everyoncisDr.King'sbirtbday(lo- oppession, but all we can do is cal & nalion wide). I feel die rap make the best of iL BJack history group Public Enemy did a great job bas been cootn'buting ro the world with the video "By the time I get to every day of the week since the Arizona." 'Ibey showed the big- beginning of time. 01ryoftheracisapoliticiansinAri- '1am your lmtoly, JIOl bis Z0111and bow they didn't want to lllll'/,"forlhewbolemontbyou'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward haveaomepeopletryingtodeceive lbecodingoflbe r------.---- youaboutyourown video P.E. killl l Bdltorlal I history. don't lei the politicians, - diem fool you I but I'm sure Dr. King wouldn't Since the beginbave wanled us todo dllt. but wbal ning of time Africans have been me we sUJJl)OICCI ., do? Black buildingandca•cuJaringthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes of pyramids, and then melbod for hundreds of years, it COIISlrUCted them. WOlb but damn. bow long will it Even today scientist and arllb for us to be equal cidzensl cbileetl are puzzlecl bow they did 1'hll doesn't_.. rm saying it. so don't let anyone tell you that go OUl and bMII non-minoriaies. we don't come from Kings and bul definitely mate dlCm aware of Queens. bow important King day is and lt'sBlackl&toryMmth;lcl's bow impol1IDl Black HisUlly is a ccme together and celebrale this a whole. 11sb<xt pmod• dial WC do have! 1f In Older for us to c:eJebme anyone bas a beef with one anBlack Hilby & King Day. we oeber,aquasbitrigbtnow,andlet's have ro be a whole family. Don't work it ou&; and ifl ever said or did you ,ee. "they" lite ro see us at anything to anyone to hurt "your each odlcr's duoM. and uncqa- feelings" forgive me! To the Editor: Now, normally I really enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding newt writers In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez. The colum• nlsts Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gaba Kluka (Gabe's Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But it was great dismay that I read another of the weakly columns In the January 30, 1992 iuua. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sax Pistols' record, bV "writers• Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First, the factual errors: 1. • ... grinding vocals of Sid Vicious.• Sid Vicious was the bass player, not the singer. 2. • ... Vtcious' vocals ... • (Ibid .) 3. And in th• second half of the review : •vocalist Sid Vicious ... • ( lbkl.) 4. • ... drummer Johnny Rotten ... • Johnny Rotten waa the singer, not the drummer. 5. • •.. the Sex Pistols originated a guitar-heavy, In• your.face style: Rock bands had been utilizing this style al least a decade before. 6. • •.. aH but drummer Johnny Rotten died within a four y..- span .. : Sid Vicious, the bass player, died at age 21. The other members of the band are alive and well. Drummer Paul Cook and guitarist Steve Jonas have played In a variety of bands since the breakup of the Pistols. Singer Johnny Rotten went on to lead Public Image, Ud. And then there is their pretentious, selfcongratulato, y rhetoric to contend with. I quote, "Since Andy cfld such an excellent job explai~ Ing ... •, and we "We will finally present our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ... which was left out due to 'Wliat 's your pro6Cem? Write a Letter to the Editor University m Wisconsin .. Parkside THE R1tNGER NEws - Member of the Associated Collegiate Press · IIIIOWDldRold. lladDOO.Kanoltll.Wl53M1-3JOO , Yladll(414)115,2217 ..... (414)-- the computeMelatad Ineptitude of AMt.• DUH II I would humbly suggest that 1hllr Ineptitude runs much deeper than 00fflpUlera, these guys really in college? They are Ike the Ari Lenny and Squiggy of the Ranger. May I to the editor to exercise his power anded:::: two from future Issues. Falling that, I would suggest a change tn the name of their column •Head to Head: Perhaps more on point wou~ be, •Dunderhead to Dunderhead.• To the Editor, I must offer my gratitude to the Ranger-1 fine record reviewers for their excellent review of the Sex Pistols' "Nevermind the Bullocks: r1 gl'llt that someone has finally broken that sly rule about only reviewing material which ii CUff'9"t Ind relevant. It's hard to believe that It was oni, sixteen short years ago (when this y..,, fresh. men ware two) that this icon of pop culbn WIii born. Yet, looking about the campus, I would never gu ss, baaed on clothing and hairatylea. that Punk rock · in fact a relic: from two decades ago. It gives me a rather reassuring feeing that, at least in some comers of the world. the past Is still very much alive~ even people eixtean yen out of synch with the rest of the world be mnsldered hip. rm greatly looking forward to~ upcoming reviews of the Byrds and Hennm's Hermits, and hopefully, Sonny and Cher. LNDunnlng ... ~ Editorial! Op_in_i_o_n ....;..-=THa==RANG=u:.:.:.N=-KWS,=Pag~e:.:.:ll Duke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils ~ The most forgettable decade being married, access to a soun:e of substantial funding, P01ili<:al1y acceplllble ideology (Republican or Democrat), and 1alely, III look good. Guess whodoes rneetallofthe constitutional requirements, and a majority of the infonnaI social pre.- requisites. That'srightpeople,your friend and mine, David R. Duke. David Duke is being denied a basicconstitulionalrighL Remember our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world. ThisConstitution,thiscounby and the people in it, are unique inpolitical and social history. We havea wriuensetofruIes IIIfoUow that guarantee certain freedoms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those basic freedomsindividuals possess in thiscounby. Our constitution clearly states this! Yet, David Duke is being denied this freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous to believe this mlBlwould be nominated by the Republican Party. I find it even more paeposleiUUs to envision his election. Idonot have III agree with another penon's views, Idobelieve they possess the right to express them. David Duke has the constitulional right IIIhave his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in this case? Is it by prevenling David Duke from further polilical consideration, or is it by grossly violaDng the basic framewotk of our constilUtion? Que,do"oftM Week:1.tuIago Is 7 Lost week',_r: The Apocrypita are IUlpUb/lshedbooks of the Bible. (iNenllillg reodillg) Nid Walls of P""'Ed wasfirlt to GfISWer quesdort. by Bill Homer was wooden 10 we had to be careful not tosiep ina puddle1esl our soles would rot before our eyes. But that didn't matter because we kded really "foxy" in themanyway. Wbenwe_'t Yao IIIUSl be a "natural born" -u.gthesboes wewererolJer- .~ ciIizeD, you must be at IeIlt 35 yea of age, you must IIIVC1Ived inthe Uniled States for dID ... 14 yean. These are the ((II'Ii,.mal requirements to be a crUd"" for president of the \1IIIIId s.s. Past history has ...... kalso helps if you are wba.vp.saxon male, you par- ~ ill • KCeJllCd religion, (PliI1l r .) dial you have some \JPOofpellUDaIl political expetilIl: e(llli1i/lry aervice is helpful), ~Toskip or not to skip little gem on an I1IISUSpeCtinpgrofessorl'msurethatheorshewould either laugh, or hand you an IJIJdI drop slip. Most of the time people miss class forreally validreasons.lfyou have a heavy gameofcricketgoing on in the Union, I'm sure thatmissing class seems like the logical thing to do. By the same token, ifa professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a chalkboard, IBI occasional vacation from the torture is _red. Ow reasons are as varied as our lives. but there isone that all students have in ccmmon,lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt 1ike sleeping in? Ihave used this reason on more thIBI one occasioo, and Ihave orten wondered why Isbou1dn't stay up to watebLeuerman. Realizing that there are really very fewjustiflllble reasons for missing class is adifficult thing IIIdo, but thenagain, half of the fun of skipping c1ass isjustifying the reason to yourself. knack for iL The Sheer enjoyment of being able III say, MAb,the heU with classes today, Ithink I'U Slay homeandWllll:hOprah,"isaluxury that most students should occasionally take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price ifyou do DOl choose your day lD skip well, I'm sure some of you have gone IIIclass the day aftetyou have skipped,andrealized, withconsidtnlblehorror, thatthe gradingcurve on the board is for something you forgot. While we can all agree dial taking off of class onceina while is kind of a nice benefit, our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specnum that runs from oulriglJt laziness to tragedy. Since this column is supposed to be fWltly, I won't cover tragedy, except fc. this little piece of advice. Ac<:idently sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough 10 warrant skipping class. Howevec, if you were to use this 1belDpicofskipping isasticky aae.NatClll1y doyou run the risk of IeaiIII til the wrong side of your [ pn I IS, but you also are wastiDa )'tIIr money. Besides that, if I Ibified it too much Iwould get P'!'Dded with letters to the editor dIat woald c1aim that Iam eocourllilastadeots toaetirresponsibly. I'm SIn a quick trip 10 the Union will ctemonstlllte IIImy detractors dIat stadeots need no encourage- _ from anyone to execute the big blow 01'1. Thefineartofs1dppingc1asses 1IIs paobebly been around since AIICiaIt Greece. Students have a Drinking + Driving -- MURDER D~n' drink and drive· designate a driver a~d save a 1Ue. --J!!"!l6,1992 Editorial / Opinion J)uke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils being married. 8Ctes.1 to a source of substantial fundin g, politicaJly acceptable ideology (Republican or Dcmocral), and lately, lo loot by Bill Homer You mmt be a "'natural born .. American cimen, you must be at lcaSt 35 years of age, you must bffe li¥ed in &he Uni ted States for die plll 14 years. These the cc,astilutimll tequirem en 10 bea candidate for pres ident of the UailDd SllleS. Put . bas lboMl Iba& it also helps if yo are wlill~on male, you parliciplllld in III acce pted religion, (PJW} dlll you ha me typeof'pamneot political expcrielce( milifay service · helpful), Gabe's Gab good. Guess who does meet all of the constimtional requiremen ts, and a majority of the informal social prerequisir. es. 'lbat' sright peopJe, your friend and mine, David R. Dute. David Duke is being denied a basic constitutionalrighL Remembrz our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world Thiseomtillltion. dus counb: y and the people in it, are unique in poliucal and social history. We have a written set of rules to follow that guarantee certain meooms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those tmicfreedoms individuals~ in this country. Our COMtilutioncJ lystatesth.is! Yet, David Duke is being denied this To skip or not to ski p by Gabe Kluka 'JbelDpicof skipping is a sticky ODe.NotonJydoyounm tbe · of aeaiDg an the wrong side, of your ll'Cli:aais, but you also arc wa.uiug :,om ID0Qey. Besid dw. if I Plri6ed ii 100 much I would get PDmeled with leuers lO tbeediult Iba& would claim that I am cocourlliaglbldencs to act irresponsibly. I'm lll'e a quick ttip ro the Union will demonslrate lO my detractm lllaa llDdencs need no encouragemeat from anyone to execute tbe biablowoff. 'lbcfineanof skippingclasses bas Jmbably been around since Ancient Greece. Studenu have a knack for iL The sheer enjoyment of being ab e to say, 44Ah, the hell with classes today, I lhink I'll sray home and wat.cb Oprah," isaluxwy that most studenlS should occa- · onany take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price if you do not choose your day to skip well. I'm swe some of you have gone to class tbeday after you have skipped. and reamed, with considenbleborror, tbatthcgradingcurve on the board is for somedling you forgot. While we can all agree that taking off of cws once in a while is kind of a nice benefit. our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specbUm that runs from outright laziness to ttagedy. Since this column is supposed to be fwmy, I won't cover tragedy, except for thi s liule piece of advice. Accidenlly sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough to warrant skipping class. However, if you were to use Ibis freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous tobelievedusmanwoutdbenonliDaled by the Republican Party. I fmd it even more preposterous to envision his election. I do not have to agree with another person's views, I do believe they possess the right to expn:ss them. David Dute has the constitutional right to have his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in d1is case? Is it by preventing David Duke from funher political consideration, or is it by grosdy violating the basic framewOlk of our constitution? Question of the Week: Lam,go is? Last week's OIUWtr: TM Apocrypha art unp,u,lislted books of the Bibk. (interesting reading) Nick Walls of Phy-Ed wa.s first to answer questio11. little gem on an unsuspecting professor I'm sure thathe orshe would either Jaugh, or band you an w.Jd/ drop slip. Most of the time people miss class f orreally valid reasons. H you have a heavy gameof aicketgoing on in the Un.ion. I'm sure tbatmissing chm seems like the logical thing 10 do. By the same token, if a professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a challcboard, an occasional vacation from the torture is warranf.cd. Our reasons arc as varied as our lives, but there is one that all students have in common, lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt like sleeping in? I have used thisl'C'AISOllon more than ooeOCCMion, and I have often wondered why I sbou1dn 't stay up to watch Leuennan.Realizing that there are really very few justifiable reasons for missing class is a difficult thing todo, but then again, half of the fun of skippirlg class is jmtifying the reason to yOU1'9Clf. Drinking + Driving -- Tes RAHGa Nsws, Page 11 Laissez Faire The most forgettable decade by Teni Lya Fortney Collllllllist Lastweetlreminisced with John Records Landecter, the former WLS AM radio disc ~keyof rheseveoties,filfuJg in for Jonathon Bnmdmcicr of rhe LOOP. At first I 1hougbt, Oh ~ how cheesy but then I remembcRd my life in the seventies. Being born in 1968 made mo primed and Rady for the goofiest decade to date. · lfleverme~ I'll sit aheni down on my bee 8lid tell them of a much simpa : tirno-wbeo~droveJ)ia gas guzzling can until Ibey realiJed lbeie was no gas left. I"d tell diem of widecollan aad bell bouom panu diat l picbd out. aotmy mom. was wooden 10 we had to be careful not 10 step in a puddle lest our soles would rot before cu eyes. But that didn't matter because we~ really "foxy" in them anyway. When we weren't wearingtbesbocs we wererollcr- We were· roller-skating to •oisco Duck." Disco Sucksl And dlen dleyd freak oat lbdngto"Dia:oDuct•orlripmdgotoatcepfrom lbeerbalo- ping over die ocbe&' people ct. dam. but rd bep 1altiag 111J- in& lbeapecial aiolble. way 1114 daia ii bow 1ho tale 1'bln wae.,omo bligbtex. would go: . • • ceptions in dlOle limes. Who , .k WIS the wont of times. cm forget thc woaderfal f>ilco andUWMdae wontof limM. A Demolidod ill Q>nriskey Pait? ttansisUlrJldio•bymyl>cdas 11tat DIii)' Steve Dahl, the DJ I Jisteoed to Sbaan Cassidy, die blew vp a1l dJOSe aifty disco pearly-while teechcd and tbirt- n:cords. CXJieed dial doliJbtful . ; opea-11>-his ~ boy. pbrase, '1>ilco ~.. That He had - lllhsilsabJe bdnas back SIIClajoyoua memofeadMnd lllir. lOeve,y ~ IDd riec. pl wmt OUl and got dlei' Jona Yeia.m:, grandchifdml. it.ii . b8ngs from die swiea cut off lnledlataliclisdidvisiUfleearth andtbeJl'lffllincwwauwoopcd ia UFO's dllriDg 1hc ,o~ acroa lhearfori!beads. . bat they eoot one look • ca Meninwbiaosumandblact ~lodaes 111d the music ao wbicb shirts adomecl with gold cbaias weJis&enedanddecidedtocoaao went out to discos and if Ibey blCt Jal«. _,., J1i:ky lbty'd gettbc floor Today, ldliakofdleJ)alCll ; io-dien:ilclvesaslheypoinrediD . wliowatidilllodloclrqsloreia · the «llld lhc women twirled •tbe sevauies and yelled, '"Give . aoa twirled around them. me some~!" and wbis- 1'.>oll't rel anyone but I sdll pad, '"andapactof condoml". · lib lbil one aoog, '"Tum thc In die nineties, u•s •'Give me_. Beat Aromid" by Vicki Sue pick of cendoms!Ht" and a R~ that's just bo- barely hoard •and some tween you ind me. ciprrettes" that prevails aoday. lt WU also die decade of Thank God thac the times 1hcy Really Bad Shoes. E~ bavea-c~ MURDER Don't drink and drive - designate a driver and save a llfe. .· .~--- ------==----L . Head to"Head - Felxuary .6, 1992 TD RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam MaDdMster " ADdy Patcb Columnists Before beginning IIUs wed! s review,! (Andy) would like tarecogni~ lhal in last week's column, I erroneously repoNed lhal Sid Vicious performed the leading vocals on lhe Sa Pistols album, "NtIl'erMind lhe Bol/ocks Here's the Sex Pistols" In aclJlQ/jly, il was Johnny Rotten (currenlly Johnny Lydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of lhe album. To lhe SaPislots (or/heir memory) aM their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like 10 sincerely IIuW: lhe gentleman lhal Sloppedby lheRanger News office on Tlursday 10poinl olll my error. Now, on wilh /he feslivities ..• This week, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the Ialest effort from Nirvana. "Nevennind, "rete-dby Geffen records. This was Sani's pick so he'D go fust. .. Each year it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpileofobscureaJtemalivebands to shock the modem pop cultore world with a lOI81lyoriginal SOUDd. In 199 1 that band was NirvaDa and their garage·inspired, grunge· heavy sound gave the music industry sometbing it sorely needed. .. a kick in the assl Led by voca1islIguitarist Kurt ColJain, N"1lVIIIIIlblends a suange mixture of pnnk, soul, and rock'n'roD IIIacbieve a powerful, mosb-crazyeffccL Withsongslike "SmeIlsLikeTeenSpirit, ""Breed," and"TerriIlJria1 Pissings." Ibis seattIe- bBsed group is sure III send the Iistiener inIo fiaIzies of excitement, ~ and sontetimes c:oafusioII. Don't get the wrong idea, lbougb, NirvIm is more than c:apIIbleofbeing beautiful andbar- IIIODic: in their own IICbizoIIbrenic way. "Lithium," "PoDy," and the especially barnaic MSometbing In the Way" are jllA!llpOSel1mastafuIlywith theirbeavierc:oun1erpens. LyricaUy,Cobsinfloatsfrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmeIlsLikeTeenSpiritjllldrusinducedpsychosis(" Lithiumj,and allthewhilespoutingpmonalphi- Josopbiesaboutlife,love,andfiow. ers("InBloomj. Oneibreadcommon in the majority of these songs, though, is Cobain' s use of the gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of Ibis penisfascinationison"SmeUsLike Teen Spirit" • "Load up all guns, bring your friends. .." (Any Freudian scholars who disagree with my analysisfeelfreetosendyourcomplaints to The Ranger News office, care of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original·yet·basic musical stylecreated by Ibis three·piece monster. Drummer David Grobl provides a solid, funkyrbylhm that sets the tone formostofthe beavier soRgs while successfully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bass· ist Chris Novoselic plays perhaps the loudest bess guilarin the indus· try, utilizing simplicity III elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, dislOrlion-heavy axe whicb, at limes, seems todrlft into a frenzied mess of gronge and feedback. Just when you have bad enough, he throws out a clean, barmonic melody that sets your mind bact into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperatiOll (either one is well·receivedafter "TerrillJo rial Pissingsj. Despite the fact that there is 1ittle producIiOll OIl "Nevermind," Ibis album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. InconcJusion,asCobllinS1llleS, "One IIlOR: special message to go, asdefensel'mneuteredandspayed, what the heD am I tIyiDg IIIsay." I have DO idea; maybe Andy does. Grade: A. 'WeD,itseemstbatonceagain, sam and Iare in agreement (Ibis is really starting to worry me). N"ItVlIIa'S"Nevermind"easi!yCOD' lltitutesthebestangst-rockthatl've beardinalong, long time- possibly even the best since those almighty deities of the musicofraae. the Sex Pislllls (fitting that this review sbould follow "Never Mind the BoDocks ...j. It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Andy does," in fact, that NirvaDa is the perfect '9O'sCOUD/Clpllft IIIMr. Vicious &: Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N"uvana and not a retrospective complrison, however, Isuppose I should get on with it... The two things that strike me most about NirvaDa wouId have III be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combinalion of these two elements that makes the album such a slWUling success. Unlike so many other bard or grongerockgroups(thebandmemhers insist that they are not heavy metalmusicians),Nirvanaabounds with III intelligence and knowl· edge that permeates their work without confusing and disorienting the listener Dr delracting from their mosh·iDducing, head·banging sound. As Sam so emphaticaDy pointed out, Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a worldng knowledge of Freudian psychol· ogy, although Idon't necessarily think the repeated phallic symbol use represents CoblIin's fascination with penii (penises?), so mucb as the fact that Kurt may be trying to bring some otherpoint to light in his work (regardless, Ibis is not merely another case of Sam's neurolic ramblings). Further,lbe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of wbat'sgoingonintheworld8lDUlld them on a very personal level, and know how to deal with it - somethingmostpopuIarmusicianscan'\ lay claim to today. Wilbout doubt in any event, the group is a great deal more cerebral dum sucb brain· trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong poinL Varying bolh musically and lyrically, the band movesfromdrug·inducedpsytbo. sis (''Lithiumj III rage over Ihe apatbyofAmericanyoutb("SmeIJs Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that the very song that bcnJes kids more than any other song to bsvc made it IIIthe top 100just Iiappms to be the most popuJar ~ in Ihe nation) to contemplative gloom ("Something In the Wayj. Regarding subject 1IIattCr, the gcnlJe. men are faultless· bow lIIIIIybard rock bands can you name Ibst perform a song against sexism ("Ter· ritoria1 Pissings" • the geIR IS • whole isn't elUlCtly 1mowII (or its sensitivity)? TheyareablelDcover sucb topics as rape, mMeriaIism, and plasticity without diSlPciD& the listener· rather, dnIwiDg bimI her in, forcing them inID singins along and bouncing (or b8n8iD&l their heads to the music. lnaWCld, the songs on "Nevennind" ale illfeclious. Thougb they may DOt be Ihe greateSt live band III bave ever graced the Earth (as ~ wIIo wilDeSSed their SNL perfClllllllll:O can attest to), Nirvana is delinitdY one of the premier swdioperform- . en around llJday. To putitmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ JlOODIlIIg (and I'llleave itup 1lI)'011 to figure out bow tbIIt IeIIleDCO originally read!). Grade: A. NtIZt Week: Got a1vuIC1rwe' /I be back on /he disagreeNIIII1QCk, as we review EcluJ " ,'" Bunnymen's latest re/east!, ·R,- verberations," Untill1tell, keeP yow feet on lhe grow, keep JOIl1 head in lhe air, and keep reac/rilll for the • er...have a great WIlek. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major potntang." - February 6, 1992 Tus RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Head to Head Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam Manchester &Andy Patch Columnists Before beginning this weeK s review, I (Andy) would Uu to recognize thal in last week's column, I e"oneously reported thal Sid Vicious perjor~d the leading vocals on the Sex Pistols album, "Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sa Pistols." In actuality, it was Johnny Rotten (cu"ently Johnny L-ydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of the album. To tM Sa Pistols ( or their ~m1Jry) and their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like to sincerely thank the gentleman thal stopped by the Ranger News office on Thursday to point out my e"or. Now, on with the/tstiviliu ..• 'lbiswedt, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the lat.est effort from N"uvana. "Nevmnind. "relea,edby Geffen records. This was Sam's pick so he'll go firsL .. Each ym it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpile~ obscureallematiwbanm to shock the modem pop culture world with a totally original sound. In 1991 that band wm Nirvana and their garage-inspired, grungeheavy sound gave the music indm· Uy something it saely needed. .. a kick in the ass! Led by vocalist/guilarist Kmt Cobain, N'll'Vmlll blends a sttange mixture of punk, soul, and roct'n'roll to achieve a powerful. mosh-aazyeffect. Widlsongslite "'Smells Like Teen Spiril. ""Breed, .. and "'Territorial Pissings. .. this Sellde- bucd group is sure ID send the listenel ido m:nzicsof excitement, enjoyment. and onetimel c:oafusim. Dan"t get the wrong idea, lhougb. N'nana is more than capable of being beautiful and harmonic in dleir own IICbizopbrmic way. "Lithium: "1>olly: and Ibo especially harmonic "'Something In die Wr/" arc jumposed masterfully wi1b lheir beaviercomnerparts. Lyrically,CobainOoaufrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmellsLikeTeenSpiritjlDdruginducedpsycbosis(" Lithiumj,and all the while spouting personal philosopbiesaboutlife, love,andffowers(" InBloomj. Onetbreadcommon in 1be majority of dlcse songs, though, is Cobain's use of 1be gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of this penisfascinationison "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - "Load up all guns, bring your friends. •• " (Any Freud• ian scholars who disagree with my analysis feel free to send your complaints to The Ranger News office, cue of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original-yet-basic musical stylecrealed by this three-piece mons1er. Drumm« David Grobl provides a solid. flmkyrhytbm that sets the tone for most of the heavier songs while succesd'ully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bassist Chris Novoselic plays pahaps the loudest bas., guitar in the industty, utilizing simplicity to elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, distortion-heavy axe which, at limes, seems to drift into a frenzied mess of grunge and feedback. Just when you have bad enou~ be throws out a clean, harmonic melody that sets your mind back into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperation (either one is well-receivedaftt.t "'Territorial Pwings"). Despite the fact tbat tbt.re is liU1e productioo oo "Nevermind." this album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. Inoonclusion.mCominstates. "One more special message ID go, a.,defemel'm neuraedandspayed, what the bell am I trying to say." I have no idea; maybe ADIJy does. Grade: A. Well, itseemsthatonceagain, Sam and I are in agreement (this is really starting to worry me}. N'lrVlll&'s .. Nevcnnind" easily con. slitutes 1be best angst-rock that I've beard in along, longtime-poaibly even the best since those almighty deities« the music of rage. the Sex Pistols (fitting that this review should follow "Never Mind the Bollocks .•• "). It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Ana,does." in fact. that Nirvana is 1be perfect "90'scountapart10Mr. Viciomcl Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N'uvana and not a reaospective comparison. however, I suppose I should get on with iL .. 1be two things that strike me most about Nirvana would haw to be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combination of these two elements that maes the album such a stunning success. Unlike so many other hard or gnmgeroctgroups(thebandmembm imist that they are not heavy melalmusicians},Nirvanaabounds with at intdligence and knowledge that permeates their wort without c:onfusing and disorienting the listener or detracting from their mosb-inducing, head-bangiog 90Ulld. As Sam so emphatically pointed out. Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a working knowledge of Freudian psychology, although I don't necessarily think the repealed phallic symbol use represents Cobain's fascination with penii (penises?), so much as the fact tbat Kun may be ttying to bring some other point to light in his work (regardless, this is not merely another cue of Sam's neurotic ramblings). Further, lhe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of whal'sgoingonintbewmldaround them on a very personal level, and know bow to deal wilb it - something most popular musicians can't lay claim to today. Without doubt in any event. the group is a great deal more cerebral than such brain. trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong point. Varying both musically and lyrically. the band moves from drug-induced JJS)'Chosis ("Lithium") to rage over the apathy of American youtb("Smells Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that tbe very song th8l beralieS kids more than any other song to have made it to the top 100 just liappeas to be the most popular tune in the nation} to contemplaliw gloom ("Somelhing In the Wayj. Regarding subject mauer, the geodemen are faultless - bow many bani rock bands can you name lbat perfonn a song against sexism ("Territorial Pissings" - the gem as a whole isn't exactly known for ill sensitivity)? TheyareabJeU>c:over such topics as rape, ma&erialism, and plasticity without diSIIDcina the listener• rather, drawing him/ her in, forcing them inlO singing along and bouncing (<J: blngina) their beam to the music. In awud. the songs on ''Nevermind" are infectious. Though they may not be die greaacst live band to bal'C ever graced the Earth (as anyone who witnessed their SNL performance can attest to}, Nirvana is definildY one of the premier Sbldiopctfcrm· ers around today. To put itmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ poontmg (and I'll leave ilupto)'OI to figure out bow Iba& ICIDlellCO originally read!). Grade: A. Nat Week: Got a luutcll w,' II be bade on the disagree,,.,,,, tratk. as we review Ecllo • tit, B,wiymen' s lalest rrletut, •Re• verberadons." Until tltt11, lr«P your feet on the grow, lr«p'J0"1 head in the air, and keep reodrial for the - er ... have a greal week. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major poentang." . _. Feature TIm RANG .. NEWS, Page 13 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week AAiDla'estinleaming more IIIoIt the Hispanic culture 1llJlIIbtJolm Hawk to the PaJk· IilIe VoIlIIIIM Program Office. 0D1Y in bis 2nd semester of 5pIiIh. Jolm chose to volun- ... III outreach worlrer for lbeRIl:iDe SpIIIish Center two dayS • week where he answers lbe~helpspeoplecom- J1I*fonDs,llBDSports people to doCIliIS, \IJlOI'S a 51b grader wilb _1IId does anything else he 'II.IID do. Alicia TaogwIlll. Outreach CocIdIDabfortheRacineSpan- I*Cculateported, "Johnisvery JIIIlO"""*- 1depend on him a lot. HeisveryeageclDleamnew things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a major but knows bis future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around the people," stated John. Hehasvolunteeced90hours in the last two months and plans to continue for the remainder of this semester. Are you interested in being a volunteer? ContaetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobDHawk UW-Parkside'svery own Love Carefully Day VaIIIIItiDe'. Day is applO ....h. ill .. -. Sevetll1 campus IftlIIII, lpc""ling tbe Women's e-, s.o.c.. tbe Peec Health J!lh •• ..... StudentHealIb Ser- aw111101d Ibe SClXliId annual 1.olec.ruI1y Day. 1111JI'OIIIOliaa 011 Thursday, Fell'uary 13 will include the following items in Main Place: - Free Valentine cards o A ''Sttaight From The Heart" heart-shaped sign IDwrite lhoughlS and ideas on abstinence, safe sex, sexually transmitted diseases, etc, o Condom novelty items for you or your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shapedbaIIoons ....• Drawing for a gift certificate for -=================~ two at local restauranlS • Number of condoms in jar con· tesI, winner will receive the jar of condoms. See you thecel NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Penon to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and repair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence WI. ite pinsetting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prerequisi . LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . . aintenance of electromc lighting Involves set-up/tear down ~perauo~l: e and/or prior experience required Somaend sound equipment. Opera~gedkn°M t:e able to work evenings and weekends. specific training will be provid . us STUDENT MANAGER Mustbe 21 or older and carry a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible ~or evening.and week- _.a buildin' ti and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, c-a.sh receipt ghaonpdelrinag oannd student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others WI and be available to work both evenings and weekends. Applications available In Union 209 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater ShiIdsha, a dance uoupe of the show is $8. three wcmen from Durban, Soulb Wearing colorful beaded cos'. Africa, will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant ZuIudanc:es,chanlSanddrummings r1tylhms which gave birIh IDjazz plus exhilarating SlReI dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program to Township music at Parltside on reflects the ceremonies and daily February 9. events of tribal life including birth, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmaniage. Musicanddance of Ibe 1991-92 Accent on Bnrich- of the Shangaan, Sotho, and Xhosa ment Series, will be held in the cullUreS will be performed. Communication ArIS Theater, 10- For more information or to eated at the south end of the main purchasetickets,calltheUW-Plulc· campus complex. Admission to sideInformationDeskat59S-2345. All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE NEW OPPORTUNITY Earn $5,000 - $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI BU!which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo(fech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic 'Iraining and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per weekend to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: BEALL 10UCAM BE~ ARMY RESERVE 1992 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week 1,alma'CStinleaming more abCJll die Hispanic cultUie IIIJllblJobn Hawk to lhc PadcillD Vc,lanlct.r Program Office. Only in his 2nd sem rer of Spalilb. John c to volwi- • • • outreach worker for dleltacine Spanish Cen two dlyS a wet.k where he answers -~belpspeop!ecomplelef'clm. uanspo1ru people to doclDl'I, IUIOl"S a 5th grader with 1D11111nd does anything h ilalbclll>do. Tanguma, Outreach Qudllllafortbe . Spant• Cal,m:poned. .. Jo i very ~ I depend on him lot. He· vezyeagerto learn new things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a majcx' but knows his future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around lhe people," stated John. He bas volunteered 90hours in the last two mooths and plans to continue for the remainder of this semeste.r. Are you interested in being a volunteer? Con1aetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobnHawk UW-Parkside's very own Love Carefully Day February 13 will include the fol• owing items in Main Place: • Free Valentine cards your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shaped balloons TD RANGD NIWI, Page 13 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater Shitisba. a dance troupe of the show is $8. 1hree women from Dmban, South Wearing colorful beaded COS• Africa. will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant 7.uludances,chantsanddrummings mythms which gave birth to jazz plus exhilarating street dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program IO Township music at Parkside on reflects the ceremonies and daily Fetwary 9. events of tribal life including binh, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmarriage. Musicanddance of the 1991-92 Accent on Enrich- oftheShangaan,Sotho,andXhosa ment Series, will be held in the cultures will be perfonned. Communication Arts Theater, lo- For more infonnation or to cated at the south end of the main purchasetickets.calltheUW-Parlccampus complex. Admission IO sidelnfmnationDeskat595-2345. NEW. OPPORTU.NITY Earn $5,000 • $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE Valellile'1 Day is 1DDroachilg GICO apiD. Seven! campus gap1. indlCting 1be Women• Qar, S.O.C., 1be Peer Health Me ••t...SStudentHealth Ser a wil IIIOld lbe aecond annual I.OIICaefallyDay. • A "Straight From The Hean" heart-shaped sign to write thoughts and idea.! on abstinence, safe sex, • Drawing for a gift certificate for,-------------------two &1 local restaurants 'lllpamalioaoo1b xually cransmitted diseases, elC. , - Condom novelty items for you or -Number of condoms in jar contest. winner will receive lhc jar of condoms. See you there! NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT MANAGER . Must be 21 or older and cmy a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible for everung_and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of spec1~ events, cub receipt handling and student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others and be available to work both evenings and weekends. BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Przson to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and tepair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence W1. • pinsctting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prereqwsite. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . • · ~ nance of electromc lightmg Involves se!-up/tear down ~pe:~:1: a:d/or prior experience required Some~: :J:.;::U ~::red. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. Appllcatlons available In Union 209 Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI Bill which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo/1ech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic Train-ing and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per week.end to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: •ALL10UCAN•. ARMY RESERVE .... Counselor's Corner r-----------------~'-I9-9l- Confidential 1 IIf you run into a personal problem or concern which is ICIing 88 I Iroadblock to your academic and personal success, lake a miDuteto': I Ifor some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I. III III I I I I I Lime green: the new color for spring! Coun I I It'scar.miDgllll, albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFlDENI1AL box in our offICe Ibis week. BobwrolCandaaid "1benl'sa girl I rally Iiko, but alI my friends make fun of ber".~ From what I can make our from Bob's note she may not be as lIIlnIClive as some oIhers. ADyway.Bobsayshelikea !IFa lot, I8Iks to ber 2 or 3 times a week, and Ibey "get aIoag petty good," but Ihat the pressunl he is feeling from his friends is giving him seclllld IboughIs. "These guys me my besl friends and I doD't W8IIt Ibem IIIta1It about me," says Bob. "What do 70lI tbiIIt I sbouId do?" WeD. Bob, I lblnk if I were Rll1 serious about my Idationsbip with her I would do what I couId to get my friends IIIbEt off. If Ibey didlI'l, rhen I'd seriously queslion wbeIher they were really my best friends. You need to decide how much you _ going to tolaale. S0metimes you have to make tough choices: in other words, in the end you may decide to give up your best friends in order to more fuUy enjoy your relaIioasbip with your girlfriend. On the 0IheI hand, Ididn't get a clear sense from RIding your noteasto how SlIOIIgarelalioasbip you and she have. Giving up your best friends for someone is a petty Ierious move, so Iwould do some evalualingof all theserelationships and come to a decision 70lIcan live willi. Another student wrolC that they _ angry they have to lake maIb 015 and 101; doeIn't feel they me!elning Ibings that will be applicable in !heir fuIure. The studentseesmalb as rakingaway from classes they consider imponant. Since I'm no expert llII why maIb is imponant (but Ibelieve it is), I asked maIb insIructor Phil Abramoff to commenL Mr. Abramoff says that "Just because you see no present use for mathematics doosn't mean you never will." He also IIIlIkes a very good obsetvalion when heasts "ReaIis- • Deli tica1Iy, why should knowledge of malbemalicsratelowerlbanknowledge of history, literature, limguages, art, or anything else? Because mathematics is less inreresti_ n.s_,."m.o..r.e difficull, and lime con- " _~"6f, ., AnOIheI point he brings out IS Ihat, whelher you know it or not. maIbemaIics is the basis for many fields of study and that ifyou omitted mathematics from yourcoUege ClllricullDD entirely you may be tIosing doors to your future that you don't even know you're closing. "For the university to let you by with 00 maIbemaIics. all, we would be doing 70lI a ICrrible dis- Ntvice." Mr. Abramoff IIOleS that there an: plenty of resoun:es on campus to help you with msth-your in- SlnICIOr, tutors,clamWcs. He sugges1S that "By taking a more positive approach to matbematics, maybe you will enjoy itmore. Yau will eatainly be more succ:essfuI." 1bal's aU for this wcet. Idid receive two 0IheI CONFIDEN- 1lAL pieces of mail that I'll respond to next lime. By the way, if you don't want to stop by WLLC D-175 to drop off your CONfl- DENTIAL sheet, mail it in. In any case,let me hear from you. ¥Oll CIUI lISe thisform • Gasoline • Groceries • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Twoblocks south on 30th Avenue 151530thAvenue Phone 552-8830 III.~ I IIIIIIIIII I Describe your problem or concern here and drop it in the bolt.mll CONFIDENTIAL in the CounseIing and Testing Office, wucl D175. Submissions need not be signed. AleSpoIlSCwill ..... ia'l1ll I Ranger News. J ~-----------------_. Tuesday, February 11, 1992 11am· 2pm In the Union DinIng Room ·e· -------------- ~ 'ie, ~ Ie .. ! milt ~1 nr?>!.l' of ~ ~jtstu's CiLuurtbtdartll tlpd it it" time JJrtltturninJt: Jlrislr mtb OJIftps' fuitlt ~lteb ~imgar ~a:ill ~I!tf mtb ~umpHng!!l J\pplt Clrnnnh Clraltt tJjrtM mtb ~ufur Jubmne fuit~ Clrintumton mtb ~lti!!linl5 Counselor's Corner ~~ ------------------- Lime green: the new color for spring! r Confidential : If you nm into a personal problem or ClODCem which is acting 11 I roadblock co your academic and personal success, take a mmu1c1o_: Coun It• s cau:bing on. albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFIDEN11AL box in our office Ibis week. Bobwroteimdsaid '"'l'bere·•· girl I really like. but all my friends make fun of la ... '" From what I can make out from Bob•s note she may not be as aaractive u some Olhers. Anyway, Bob says he litea her a lot. lalts 10 la 2 m: 3 times a week. and Ibey .. get along preuy 800d." but dial die pressure he is feeling from bis friends is giving himsecondlboughls.'"lbeseguys me my besl friends imd I a•t want them IO talk about me," says Bob. ''Wbll do you dunk I should do?" Well, Bob, I dunk if I were real serious about my relalionship with her I would do wball could 10 get my friends to back off. If Ibey didn't. dJeo rd seriously question 4.ou·s • Gasoline • Groceries • Deli wbedJer they were really my best frienm. You need to decide how much you are going to toletate. Sometimes you have IO make tough choices; in other words. in the end you may decide to give up your best friemh in mfer to more fully enjoy your rdaliomhip with your girlfriend. On the otJa hand. I didn't get a clear sense from n:ading your DOiie as to how suongarelationsbip you aid she have. Giving up your best friends fm someone is a pretty lel"ious move, so I would do some evaluatingofalltheserelationships mid come roadecision you can live with. Anodler student wrote that they are angry they have to take math 015 and 101; doesn't feel theyare learning things that will be applicable in their future. The stu• dentseesmalh a., laking away from classes Ibey consider important. Since rm no expert on why mada is important (bu& I bdieve it is), I asked math inslrucuJr Pbil Abnmoff to comment. Mr. Abramoff says that .. Just because you see no present use for mathematics doesn't mean you never will." He also makes a very good obsrzvadon when heasks "Realis- ---_, n- _, --- - ---i I'- p • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Two blocks south on 30th Avenue 1515 30th Avenue Phone 552-8830 tically. why should knowledge of mathematics rate lowe.rthanknowledge of history. literature. languages, art. m anything else? Because mathematics is less interesting. more difficult. and time consuming?" Another point he brings out is that. whether you know it m not. mathematics is lhc bais for many fields of study and that if you omitred mathematics from your college cmiculmn entirely you may be closing doors IO your future that you don't even know you•re closing. "For the university IO let you by with no mathemaacs at all, we would be doing you a ICl'riblc disservice." Mr. Abramoff notes that there are plenty of resources on campu s 10 help you with malh-your inSlrUCtor, tuaors.claamales. Re suggests that "By taking a more posi tive approach IO mathematic s, maybeyouwillenjoyitmore. You will catainly be more successful ." That's all for this week. I did receive two other CONFIDENTIAL pieces of mail lhal ru respond IO next time. By lhc way. if you don't want to stop by WLL C D-175 to drop off your CONFIDENTIAL sheet. mail it in. In any ~. let me hear from you. ¥011 can IISe this/ on,a Ill• ---- .~~· ~ I for some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Describe your problem or coocem here and drop it in the boll. ubdl I CONFIDENTIAL in lhe Counseling and Testing Office. WU.Cl I D175. Submissions need not be signed. A response will appearil'l111 1 Ranger News . J ._ _______ ___ ________ _ 7.:f ... _ 'l9 •J~n.~-.. l8 T ~ ~.e, ~..c;c.u. ~e ••• m1t, ~I rtr~~r a£ ~ ~esfv's <llnurt heclarH t1prl it is,i; time JJr' entu.rninJ:t: Jlf mlt mtb Olqips· fuitlt ~Iteb ~imgar ~llia ~eef mtb ~umplings J\pple C!Irum& <liake ~rmb mtb ~ utter ifub~ fuiiq <liinnmnon atth ~aisini, Tuesday,February11 , 1992 11 am • 2Pm In the Union Dining Room ,II II (I I I III III II II SectionB PTOHURSDRAY, FETBRUASRY 6, 1992 Secition B ;. -;..-------------~~:-~~~~.:;;:~~;.;.-~~:::::;,;.:.~:.~.;...::..:-:::';:;m"..::~.:::::::.: University of Wisconsin-Parkside - SPa Oucb! That burts. Ranger Grapplers finished second in the UW-Bau-Claire Invitational Saturday but suffered some costly injuries as five members went down in die meet. 82. BII"T" Ranger Basketball team center TIhomir Juric is the RANGER NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Week. Juric scored 35 poiDts, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked seven shots against Wayne Stale,NEand Wayne State, lA. 84. Two Bad. The Men's Basketball team just missed winning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the buzzerrimmed out giving the team a two point loss. 84. Scores and Stats Ranger Score board. 83. !loop it up. Intramuralhoopsstarts tonight at 6:00 p.m, 47% 48% 3% Rangers finally for real in home victory ::O~=:::ortof~:t1i!B~B[lm!:!':} =!~r=!l== season,~RangI2'Basketba1Jteam of the Rangers was on. But ~ dominated Wayne State, NE, sur. Rangers quic~y lOOkCODIroI and prising everyone but themselves in at ~ 15:00 mtnUIC mark, ~ ~ a decisive 78-60 win last Saturda lead to stay when Roberson mternight at the UW-Parksid~ cepteda~IOStevens~then fieldhouse. ~ on aJumpshotputliRg UWUW. Parkside incred"bl Partside up 8-7. When guard cootroledthegameinevery~~ !ermaine Boyd canned a floating Incredibly because ~ 10sI to ~ Jump-shot at at 10:30 ~ Rangers same team Decemrei' 6th by 40 wenl up 21·11 and w.ayne State (that's right) 40 points. ~ a much needed ume-out. It S" that time ~ D__ didDOthelphowevcras~Rangers mce .-'6-- 1a=ptup~pressureiJxmlsing~ have made a complete tumaJOI8id. lead to 33-17 and forting W Centl2' TJ. Juric has been playing Sta1e into anodIer lime-ouL ayne up to his expected level, beoch 1beRangerstenaciousdefense playmsuchasswmgmanJimPrey beId Wayne State 10just 25 poiDlS and back-up CCIltl2'-forward Todd in ~ firsc half building a 15 point Lubkeman have filled in nicely for lead. startI2'S and ~ team has bceome Back in December. ~ Rangfamiliar with its style of play. The m lost to Wayne State beeause of biggest change however has been ~ preas. This time, with Stevens ~ addition of point guard Slariin clearing out and bringing ~ ball "Star" Stevens. Star is able to give up, the Rangm had no problems ~ Rangers true point guard abili- making 11 tumovm opposed 10 ties lIS he can dish out ~ ball on ~ 30 they made in December, ~ break, set up and run coach The game was all but sealed Schiessers offense and pressure when Stevens stole tbe ball and defensively. The best thing about dished to Juric who went up for a ~Ew~~~E::irJ.ir:!:/~:I:E!~:::twmsl~~£' beoch), Tim "Horse"RobeBonand .:"\i'::""":'i>:'::'/ii: ::::i:ii',i>·i'>:::: :::::':>, :':ii'::::::::::""'::i':, n:bounds and five blocks. guardJobnEvans. thinldngitcouldwiDbutwith~memoryofa4Opoint RobeBon was ttuly a work This complete team turn- loss in December on their minds. "All week we knew "Horse" scoring 19 points and six around was never more evident we could beat these guys.. said head coach AI n:bounds before fouling out with than last Saturday nighL UW - Schiessez. "We just had to go out and play the game See Men B4 Parkside went into the game we knew we weR capable ofplayiDg." , Women waste away lead in two point loss Magic? MagicJohnson is mY positive. Should he be allowed to play inthe Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed ~ uw- Parkside women's besketball team would turn things around with a gulSy victory, La Crosse forward Kelly Delk ripped their hearts out with two clulcll free throws, with 28 seconds ranaining in ~ game, allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a 60-S8 victory on Saturday. The back-and-forth game was tied at 58 with 42 aeemds Ieftafter UW-l'artside's Tern Ingalls, who had a game high 17 poinlS, sank a tough 3pointer while falling 10~ L::Souree~==-: ~16~1~UW!!!.._:!P~ar~ksi~·d~c~C~a!!:!:m2Pu~s~S~tu~d::::cn-,~..t.sI:.- ground. 1beRangersdidhaveonelast saw ~irm:ord slip to 5-14. All chance to IICllrIl after De1It's free throws, but they weR unable to executeaplayaftercal1inglimeout with 9 seconds remaining in ~ conleSL Jenny Neubert couln't capiIaIize on ~ final shot as La Crosse'sswanningdefenseproved to be 100 much down ~ sll'ell:h. "We really wanted to wiDthat game,. said coacb Wendy Miller, "We just didn't shoot well in ~ second half (only 24%)." It was ~ same old story for the Rangers. Their sbooling was colder than a January night (32%), ~ir concenlration was poor (25 team fouls), and their executioo of plays was genm1 chaos, as ~y this, despite ~ fact that they weR playiDgaLaCrosseteamthatplays 7 freshmen. UW-Partside did, however, show Ilashes of brilliance early in ~ CODIeSL A fast break layup by Mad Pm1sIeineI" off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave ~ Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many as 9by using a tenacious full court press and a swarming man- IO-man defense. UW-I'artside never trailed in ~ first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a nearly 6 miDUIC dry spell in which ~y were unable to hit a single field goal. See Women. H2 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Section B ()ucb! That hurts. Ranger Grapplers fini bed second in the OW-Bau-Claire Invitational Sanirday but suffered some costly injuries u five membe rs went down in the meet. B2. Bia "T" Rang r Basketball teamcenterTlhomir Juric is the llANGBll NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Wee Juric scored 35 points, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked sev n shots against Wayne Stale, NE and Wa yn State, IA. B4. Two Bad. The Men's Ba ketball team just mi ed inning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the oozzer rimmed out giving the team a two point lo . 4. Scores and Sta Ranger Score board. B3. Roop It up. Intram ural hoops starts tonight at 6:00 p.m. Magic? Magic Johnson is mv positive. Should he be allowed to play in the Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know 47% 48% 3% Source: 161 UW-Parkside Campus Students .. . University of Wisconsin-Parkside ORTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1992 Se 1· B C 100 Rangers finally for real in home victory By TED MdNTYRE • · The Rangers did just that Sports Editor €runch. Tnne Aftafallingbehind4-0inthefirst minute, it looked u if anothtt rout of rhe Rangers wu on. But the Rangen quickly rook control and at the 15:00 minute mart. took the lead to stay when Roberson intercepced a pass to Stevens and then ICored on ajumpsbot puUing UWPartside up 8-7. When guard Jennaine Boyd canned a floating jmnp-sbot at at 10:30 the Rangen we= up 21-11 and Wayne Stale called a much needed lime-out. It didnotheJpboweverudleRmigers IEeptupdlep'CSSUl'Cinaeasingdkir lead ID 33-17 and fmcing Wayne Stare into anodl« time-om. In their strongest effort of lbe season. the Ranger Basketball team dominated Wayne St.ate, NE, surprising everyone but themselves in a ~isive 78-<,0 win last Saturday night at the UW-Parkside fieldhouse. UW-Parkside incredibly controledthegameineverympecL Incredibly becall.9C they lost to the same team December 6dl by 40 (that's right) 40 poinlS. 1beRangentmaciousdefeme beJd Wayne State to just 25 poinlS in lbe firsa half building a IS point lead. Back in December, the Rangers lost to Wayne State because of the press. This time, with Stevens clearing out and bringing the ball up, dJe Rangers had DO probJems Since that time die Ringen have made a complete turnaround. Caltel' T J. Jorie ha., bee n playing up to bis expected level, bench players uchu swingman JimPrey and back-up center-ti Todd Lubkeman have filled in nicely for startel's and the team become familiar with its style of play. The biggest change bowevei- has been the ddition of point guard Siad.in "Scar" Stevens. Star is able to give the Rangers true point guard abilities a, he can dish out the ball on lhe break. set up and run coach Schiessers offense and ~ defensively. The best thin g about lhe addition of Stevens though is dial he has freed up players like Tun Cates (who now comes off the bench). Tim "Horse" Robersonaod guard John Bvans. t I making 11 turnovers opposed to the 30 they made in December. The game was all but sealed when Stevens stole the ball and dished to Jwic who went up for a dunk, was foule.d and missed but Ranger Center TJ. Jorie is sandwiched as bit die two flee-throws. Jwic finhe misses a dunk against Wayne s~ NE. ished the game with 16 points. nine .. • This com pl ete team turnaround wa., never more evident than last Saturday nigbL UWParkside wen t into lhe game thinking itc::ould win but with the memory of a40point loss in December on their minds. .. All~ we knew we could beat these guys." said bead coach Al Scbies.u. "We jun bad to go out and play the game we knew we were capable of playing." rebounds and five blocks. Roberson was ttuly a work .. Horse" scoring 19 poinlS and six rebounds before fouling out with SeeMen,B4 Women waste away lead in two point loss By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed lhe UWParbide women's basketbaU team would lmD dungs around wilb a gutsy victory, La Crosse fmward Kcny Delk ripped their heaJ1s OUl with two clutcb free throws. with 28 seconds remaining in the game. allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a <,().58 victay on Saturday. The bark•mid-fortb game was tied at S8 wi1b 42 seconds left after UW-Palbidc's Tmi Ingalls. who bad a game high 17 points. sank a tough 3 pointer while falling to the ground. The Rangen did have one last chance to score after Delk's free throws. but they wtze unable to execurc a play after calling timeout with 9 seconds mnaining in die oontest. Jenny Neubert couln't capitalize Oil the final shot a., La Croae'sswanningdefenseproved to be too much down the stretch. "We really wanted to win that game." said coach Wendy Milla, "We just didn't shoot well in the second half (only 24" ). " It was the same old story for the Rangers. Their shooting was colder lhan a Janumy night (32% ), their concentration wu poor (25 team fouls), and their execution of plays wa., general chaos, u they saw their record slip to 5-14. All this. despite the fact that they wtze playing al.a Crosse team that plays 7fresbmen. UW•Parbidc did. however. show flashes of brilliance early in the contest. A fas& break layup by Maci Pemsaeiner off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave the Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many u 9 by using a tenacious full court JrC8.1 and a swarming man~ man deft.me. UW-Parbide never trailed in the first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a ne.-ly 6 minule dry spell in which dley were unable to bit a single field goal. See Women, B2 February 6. 1992 24 ANan NIlWlI Spoll'I'8. Page 82 - Rangers weekend up and down TheRangerGlapplerssuffered and beavyweight, wbile Myles \ buge toss on SalUIday when Muctemeide finished third at 177 iophomore beavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 lezolle separated his &boulder pouDds. luring !be championship IIIIIlI:hat Despite !be team's successful IJe UW-Eau C1aR Invilalional finish. !beweekend was somewhat TheRangmHmpedoutofdle cIisa1troosto!beteam. AIongwith :xlh woods with a IICCOIId pJace Bezoue. Miles Weaver. Tom niIb in !be nineleeD team field, Keefer. Keith Cuper and Troy iming two champioDsbips and Brockman suffered injuries. *:ing four wrest\eD in !be lOp Leaving an atready spane Ranger '" 0Ilf. TheUnivenityofMinnesola- bench somewhat weaker. )u\uth placed fiIst in !be meet, Brockman and Keefer should be ~.75pointssbeadof!beRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-PlIIkside's Steve Skarda petitioo. but Bezone. Weaver and IIlIS named !be tournaments OIlt- Cuper mnain questionable. :tanding wrest1er for his dominat- . On Friday. !be Rangers travng first place finish in !be ISO eIIed to Attenda1e. Michigan for JOIIId weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alan winning his !livision for Rangers went 1-1-1 on !be day. '1eRangerswas 167pounderTroy defeating Lake Superior Stale 34- rockman Kelly Becker and 9.drawing with host Grand Valley CZOlICIIdlel:Olldsat 134 pounds State 24-24 and \oat 10Faris Stale, 30-15. ACK 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: - $3.00 Pitchers - .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots -NOCOVERIl Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. fOll'vt 7'rltd 1M Rut. Nuw ComeBack to 1M Butf Track teams face stiff competition in illinois By BOLLY ERICKSON a fifth place sl&Ddingamong an Coach Mike Dewitt was S~ Writer eight team field. The Lady Rang- pleased with the "competitive The men's and tadies ttaek ersonceagainhadsomefirstptace spirit,"and!be"SlroIIg,hardliJugh\ team traVelledto Sterling. ntinois fmis/lers.lndle 16OOmfield.Tricia baU1esto die finish line." He~ this past week end for what was Breu led the way with aclocldng of mainsoptimisticfor!belaloflbe one of their toughest competition 5.09. a persona1 best for her in that indoorseason,as!beUdyRangas ot!be season. AItbough!be team particular race. In the 800m com- ~?ve into !be mid season c:ompe. was competing withmostlyNCAA petition. KellyWatsoDr8Dto a first nnon, Division I schools. die Rangers place finish "I(itha time of 2.23. The men's team aI80 l'ac:ed invoked !beir talents to capture Paula Slllkman also recieved first See Track, B4 some impressiveresults alongwith forher 10.04time in die 300m mo. UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers ~ The Eagles came out flying in !be second halfby scoring !be first six points to rake their first lead at 36-34. Said Miller. "We have a tendeocy to go in die second half and letdown." The game was back and forth iJDtiI La Crosse lidad- VlIIl8geof yet another UW-Parkside scoring drougbt. this one lasting nearly four minDles. to s1owlybuildupaneightpointtead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Parlcside,down S8-52, taunchedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jady Bloyer and a free throw by Pernsteiner cut the lead to 58-55 with 1:33 left to go in die game. Women's Basketball fri. sm. St.Schol- Mt. State astica aaire. IA MN7:30 7:30 Ingalls missed a3 pointerwith just IlDder a minllle to go. but she redeemed herself only seconds later. Unfortunately. they were Ranger forward Terri Ingalls lets to of one 0 her our tbree IIIIlIbleto cap off !be comeback pointers in a two point loss against UW-Lacrosse Satmday. with a victory. Shooting was a problem almost !be entire nighL Pemsteiner finisbed with 7 points on only 2 of 10 sbooling. Neubert tmned in 9 poinlSon4of11.andAnneSclmid, who played injured, managed only 6 points on 3 of 12 sbooling. at Mich at North- Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 W11:00 WIaIaa Co. WbcIIlII Co. .. Jawilo W1leIIlII, n. W1leIIlII, n. tOOPJIL 9:00 .... UW-Plalt eville 7:00 '.ANGEa NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 1angers weekend up and down ThcRangezGrapplezssuffeml and heavyweight, while Myles i huge loss on Saturday when Mucterbcide finished third at 177 ,ophomore heavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 ~tte separated his shoulder pounds. 'ming die championship march at Despite the team's successful 1e UW-P.au Claire Invitatiooal. finish, the weekend wa., somewbal TheRangmlimpedoutofthe disastrous totbe team. Along with Jrtb woods with a second pJaco Bezotte, Miles Weaver, Tom llisb in the nineteen team field. Keefer, Keith Cuper and Troy inning two cbampioosbips and Brockman suffered injuries. 'acing four wresaJers in the top Leaving an already sparse Ranger our. TheUniversityofMinnesota- bench somewhat weaker. )ulutb placed first in the meet, Brockman and Keefer should be 0.75poinrsaheadoftheRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-Parkside's Steve Skarda petition, but Bezotte, Weaver and 'las named the tournaments out- Casper remain questionable. tanding wrestler for bis dominat- . On Friday. the Rangers travng first place finish in the 150 elled ID Allendale, Michigan for X>llJd weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alsowinninghis(livisionfor Rangers went 1-1-1 on the day, 'leRangerawas 167pounderTroy defeating Late Superior Saate 34- roctman. Kelly Becker and 9,drawingwitbbostGrandValley ezouc tom:aeoondsat 134pounds Srate 24-24 and lost IOFClris Slate. 30-lS. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. Yo,,'vt Tried tM Rut, Now COtM Back to tM But! February 6, 1992 - Track teams face stiff competition in Illinois By BOU y ERICKSON a fifth place standing among an Coach Mike Dewitt was SIK>!'!S Writer eight team field. 1be Lady Rang- pleased wilh the "competitive The men's and ladies tract crsonceagainhadsomefirstplace spirit,"andthe"strong,hardfougbt team travelled to Stezling, Dlinois finisl1erS. In die HiOOm field. Tricia battles to the finish line." He re. this past week end for what was Breuledlhewaywithaclockingof mainsoptimisticforthe._ofllle one of their toughest competition S.09, a personal best for her in that indoorseason,mtheLadyRangers o( the season. Although the team particular race. In the 800m com• ~ve into the mid season compe. wmcompctingwithmostlyNCAA petition,KellyWatsonmnlDaftrst unon. Division I schools, the Rangers place finish ·111 a time of 2.23. The men's team also faced invoked their talents to capture Paula Stolanan also recieved first See Track B4 some impressive results along with for her 10.04 time in the 300m run. ' UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers Continued from Bt The Eagles came out flying in the second half by scmng the first six points to take their firsl lead at 36-34. Said Miller, "We have a tendency to go in the second half and letdown." 1be game was *t and forth until I.a~ IDOlc advantage of yet anocber UW-Partside scoring drought, Ibis one lasting nearly four minutes, to slowly build up an eight point lead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Pukside, down S8-S2, la,mcbedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jody Bloyer and a free throw by Pemsteiner cut the lead to 58-SS with 1:33 left to go in the game. StSchol• Mt. State astica Caire, IA MN7:30 7:30 at Mich at North· Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 WI 1:00 WlablCo. WbcuCo. ... Ia,ile 'Mlcalaa. IL ......,_ n, 4:00pa. t.U) UL Mon. UW-Platt eville 7:00 JAIlllIIl Nns SpollTS, Page B3 .. SensORSummary Record: 5·12 Score .. OppeDeDt Own Opp Site 1.11 Micbipl 71 9S Marquette, MI 11.21 NardI CcIIIraI 76 41 Naperville, u 11.19 VW ()shkosb S8 64 Oshkosh, WI II.~ Lewis UDiv. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 Nm1bc:m MidI 66 88 Kcoosba 124 VW-51eYenPoint S4 67 Kenosha 1).12 lit.FIIDcis 73 76 101iet,ll. J1.JO Lewis 78 S8 Pa!kside 1·' "lOll51 76 83 Pensacola, fL 14 CCIIIII1Art 64 87 Pensacola, fL 1-6 liltC77~ 67 78 Pensacola, fL 1-12 1awIaIcc 60 SI AppIetoo, WI 1-16 lIt.~ IN 61 8S RcuessIear, IN 1.18 SllJ.lldvmIsville 6S 72 Kenosha 1-21 UW-&u Claire 67 79 Zorn Arena, WI 1·25 NItioaaI I.oois 9S 64 Kenosha Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Date ()pponeut Own Opp Site 1-23 PurdueN. CenL III 66 Wbeder,IN 11-2S U.1rvlianapolis S8 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MSOE 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 UW-Mi1waukec fD 91 UW-Milwauice 12-3 UW-5levcnsPt. 68 87 UW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne SIIle 60 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota SL Sl 101 South Dakota 12-12 Ferns Sl 64 80 BigRapids . 12-21 Bemidji SL 79 60 UW-Pmbide 14 N.MidIigan 60 Tl UW-Parksidc 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 UW -Pmide 1-11 5L Ambrose fD 64 UW·Pmide 1·13 LakeFcmt 74 S7 LakeForcst,ll. 1-17 Barat College 90 S5 UW-Parksidc 1-18 smEdwardsville 70 71 UW-1'lujside 1·21 UW.Qsbkosb 9S 99 UW.Qsbkosb 1-2S UW-PIatttviIle S9 67 UW-PIatteville 1-27 Clarke College 84 70 Clarke Co~ IA 2·1 WayneSLNE 78 60 UW-Pmbide 2-3 Wayne SL MI 76 78 Detroit, MI w.,. II. NIt ... UW·PorIlsIde _ .... tJW·PInJIcIe F1eIdIl_ ""SL(~..).........."...... .".. ... l'I~2,..1~20S ilia 17 U 0.0 I·' I 2. 7 Ala JO U I.] J..S 2" '- • J.a 00 1-1 006 ... 11 0.5 M .-4 1 0 2. ~ JIll 5-11 1--2 0-4 l' I' CWI. 21 G-4 1-2 1.1 '2 1 ... 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AbC .191 UW·Parkslde vs. Wayne Slate, MI VOJ/n 'I~ Mkb'" UW·Porbide (76) __ ft n. ..... .. o.t • pi .. 20 .-9 0-0 ~2 0 2 , :n 9-16 1-1 2-4 I 5 19 Y1 , •.)1 2-2 ~11 0 .. 1. 4O:l 6-9 .... 1-.2 , 4 19 2a 3-7 0.0 1-1 0' 9 2 0-1 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 17.'" 1-2 U 003 10-00.00-0000 n 1-1 2-2 2-3 0 4 , _ 29.Q ... 11l~' 22" W.yne SIIIe (78) ,. It n. ......... ..t • pi .. %I ~1l 6-9 3-4 1 , 11 15 s-a 3--5 0-7 I 2 1] %1 54 ().() 2-1 2] 10 36 4-9 2-4 1-3 .. 2 •• 30 40-5 0-13'" 3010 14 2-5 0-0 1-1 0 1 , 11 2-440-52-504' 13 0-5 0.0 1-2 1 0 0 16 0..' 0.0 1-3 0 0 0 201 as J.5.:M 14-3' u: 15 7. UW.Pan!dde._~--_..25 5176 W.,De SIIta. 40 38 78 S_,....,,,· Pidd GoU. UW·_ .443.W.}llC SLA7S """ n..... UW·Parbidc .909 W')'lC $laic .62S. 3-1'.iIIIB.. tlII· UW·_idc 8-2S(Bo)<I3-4. St.eYeot 3-5, EvItJl 1-6. Calef 1-6,Robcnoo 0-1 W')'lCSl.l.17(_4-8,LewiJ2·3._ 1.2,_(4) BI«WSbtJ· UW·_Z (/ari<:2) SII41I. UW·_6 (St<¥"" 2,e-2,Boyd 2)W')'llCSl9 (1- 6.1Wdy. LewiJ.M""",,,) TIIIM_' UW·_18 (St<¥* 6. En ••• Boyd e-3.luric 2, Robm<IlJ Wl)'llC$laic 19 (LcwilIl.1Wdy S, Min" 2, M"",,", 1_ E.... Ayrault) A.IfaMa<,.211 • WO\l'·"S BO\ SCOlU.S UW·LaCrosse vs. UW-Partslde ZIOlIJZatllle UW·__ UW-LoCrosse (~) ... .. ft .... ".. 0-1 ().O 0-0 0 0 0 ....10 0-1 0-1 S 3 9 1-2 1-1 0-2 0 I , 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 2 3-7 ,.., 2-13 1 I 9 0-0 0-1 0.0 0 0 0 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 2 3-I3-41~O" 1-2 ().O 2-2 0 1 2 3-4 1-3 1-2 0 0 • 0.01-21-2002 3-6 ... , 3-, 1 0 10 2-3 ().O ~1 0 1 4 0-40.01-3000 _ 2J...4lJ lS-D U-Jf U lIfe -..,...,...-.. ....... .-""."..- .".-... ""- ,"'"_""'" w...-... ..- UW·Parbide (58) _ ft .... ............. rI ... 21 04-11 1-' 2-4 2 2 9 10 0.0 0.0 0.0 0' 0 5 1-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 2 '" 1-10 3-4 ],7 4 2 7 20 ].12 0.0 ~1 1 1 6 17 1-6 I-I 2-3 1 5 3 , ~1 ().O 0-0 000 9 ~! 0-0 1-7 0 4 0 35 04-7 0-0 2-' 0 2 • 20 2<) 1-2 1-3 2.' 6 11 ~1" 1-1 1·1 1 1 17 _ 2J..71...13 16-371125 51 NN.... "'- ..H..o..k........ .....- '""'"'"''" Lull'" BI.,.. '-'" T..... UW.LaCn>soe ...303000 UW.Pa_ .. ...342458 S1oH>llllt... .." •• Y,ddG<o1I, UW·LaCrouc 2249M8UW.P1rbid<23-71323 """Throw, UW.Lao- 15-22 .681 UW·_idc8-13.6IS 3-1'ciIII B...ulo • UW·LaCrouc I·S 200 (N... ) UW·_idc4-19 .210(lnplJa4-12, S<;bm;d~. Neub<nQ.ll BI«W S'""" • UW·Lao- 1 (Cm I) UW· _ 2 (LWIc/f,1IIdt) SII41I • UW·Laer- 7 (N... 2, Cm.llnml. Gf<Uiq, lob1u .... Wl1I< .. JUW·Parbidc IS (Ncubcrt4,PanItdDcr,RmiC'llricz.LuUoIf,BIoy« 2, -. Sdomid, ""alii) February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06192 Wrestler WT W L D m"ES PIN . Shane, C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy, D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 SkanIa, S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 Buckley, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel,R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckertlelde, M 167 20. 12 0 2S 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 5 Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezotte, 1. HWT 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWT 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver.M HWT 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOItJIr 2U 141 6 601 301 57 Mid-Regional Dual Results (01/31/92) UW·Parkside 34 Lake Superior State' at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Con Sbane (UWP) dec. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Jim Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Keny Becker (UWP) dec. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Casper (UWP) dec. Madt Mohr (LS) S-4 150 Steve SkanIa (UWP) dec. Adam SchIhl (LS) 17'{) 158 Scon Bolan (LS) dec. Ouis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles MuckerllelcJtlUWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) fall at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (uwp) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) dee.1ason Blngamon (LS) 6-1 UW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Ed Fell (GV) dec. Con Shane (UWP) 18'{) 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by fortiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by folfeil 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker(uwp) 13-3 ISO Steve Skarda (UWP) dec. Dave Radar (GV) 20-3 IS8 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-S 167 Myles Muckerheide (UWP) dec. Mike Slmaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) won by folfeil Ferris State 30 UW·Parkside 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dec. Con Shane (UWO) fall aI3:5( 126 Brad King (FS) won by fortiet 134 Kelly Beeker (UWP) dec. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Folfeit . 150 Dave Lovy (UWP) dec. Detmy Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Joe McBride (FS) 5·2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dec. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Jon Wyngarden (FS) 6·2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1:05 HW MIke Faulkner (FS) dec. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 ~NBWISPOns. PagcB3 \\n,11,'s B,sKrrn,1.1. Seaon Summary Record: 5-12 Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Score DIiiow-mt Own Opp Site t-11 Micbipi 71 9S Marquette, Ml 11-27 Nordl Ccn1ral 76 41 Napr.rville, U.. 11-2' lJW Oshkosh 58 64 Oshkosh, WI Date Opponent On Opp Site 1-23 PurducN. CenL 111 66 Wheeler, IN 11-25 U. Iodianapolis 58 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MS0E 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 OW-Milwaukee flJ 91 OW-Milwaukee 11-J> lnis Univ. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 NCl1brmMicll 66 88 12-t UW&venPoint S4 67 Kenosha 12-3 UW-&evemPt. 68 87 OW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne State <,0 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota St. 51 101 South Dakoca 12-12 Ferris St 64 80 Big Rapids 12-12 SL Pm:is 73 76 Jo "et, IL 12-21 Banidji St. 79 <,0 OW-Parkside IJ.,01.-is 78 58 Patbidc 1-S lleadcnon St 76 83 Pensa FL 1-4 N. Michigan (,() 77 OW-Parkside 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 OW-Parkside 1-11 SL Ambrose @ 64 OW-Parkside l CadlllArt 64 87 ~Ja,H. 1-13 Lake Rmt 74 57 Lake Fottst, ll. 1-6 ... ~ 67 78 FL 1-17 Barat College 90 55 OW-Parkside 1-12 1amacc 60 St Appletm,WI 1·1' SL Jolqil, IN 61 8S ,IN 1-18 SIU Edwardsville 70 71 OW-Pmkside 1-21 OW-Oshkosh 9S 99 OW-Oshkosh 1-25 UW-Plaueville 59 67 OW-P1attcville 1-11 SIIJ.Edwldsvillc 6S 72 Kenosha 1-'ll Clmtc College 84 70 Clarke Co., IA 1.a UW-&D CJmc 67 79 ZomArma,WI 2-1 WayneSLNE 78 (,() OW-Parkside l-25 Nalioaallouis 9S 64 Kenosha 2-3 Wayne St. Ml 76 78 Detroit, MI • \\ '0,11-:,'s Bo\ Scrnn:s e UW-~lde v Wayne State, MI UW-LaCrosse n. UW-Parblde 2/m/92 at Dllroff, .... 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UW-ua- 7 (Nerc 2, Cair, Cltlml, labaq 2, Bc,yd, PR)-) ayni:Slaic 14 (Sum- E-Ayi.uh) Om.liq, Jolmaon. Wa!kct)UW-Paruidc IS -. Alica 3, Ouk, Euzak, Moc:n 2, l'dilc, A/mMllff-211 (Nmbcrt4,Pcrm1m1er,Rallicwicz,Lulldf,Bloycr ~ 2.Bdmz. Sdlmld.Inplla) A--••191 February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06/92 Wrestler WT w L D TD ES PIN Shane. C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy,D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 Skanla,S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 BuckJey, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel. R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckerheide, M.167 20 12 0 25 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 s Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezoue,J. HWr 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWr 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver,M. HWr 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOIIIII zu 141 ' 601 301 51 Mid-Regional Dual Results (0VJl/92) OW-Parkside 34 Lake Superior State 9 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Con Shane (UWP) dee. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Tun Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Cuper (UWP) dee. Made Mohr (LS) 5-4 150 Sreve Skarda (UWP) dee. Adam Scbib1 (LS) 17-0 158 Scott BoJan (LS) dee. Ollis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles Muckerheide _(UWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) faD at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (UWP) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) dee. Juon Bingamon (LS) 6-1 OW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Michigan 118 F.d Felt (GV) dee. Con Shane (UWP) 18-0 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by forfiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by forfeit 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker (UWP) 13-3 150 Steve Skarda (UWP) dee. Dave Radar (GV) 2~3 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-5 167 MylesMuckerbeide (UWP) dee. Mike Simaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) won by forfeit Ferris State 30 lJW.Par side 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dee. Con Shane (UWO) fall at 3:51 126 Brad King (FS) won by forfiet 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Forfeit . 150 Dave Lo y (UWP) dee. Denny Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Joe McBride (FS) 5-2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dee. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Jon Wyngard n (FS) 6-2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1 :OS HW Mike Faulkner (PS) dee. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 .. RANGn NEWS SPOITS, Plat 114 February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track time runs out on Rangers Contjnued.From IU " . . tough competition from DePaul. "Hone R~wbohitajumper Chicago Slate University, and to cut the lead to jllSlthree. LoyolaUnivemty. Sincelheseare The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the ~ down the competition is more demanding. slletehmaking9·10 m theJastseven Despite this tough competition,the minutes to Jrec:P ~ ~ close. men perfonnances were high· Ceotel'Tihomir Iooc scored lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 points and snared an incredible. Oliver, and Kurt 10hnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the PatKocbanski captured thirdplace 6'9" sophomore. Robenon also intheSOOmronwithatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardlennaineBoyd In SSm Hwdle action, Kurt Johaadded nine. son placed fourth among an eight . .G~ 101mEvans struggled team field, and once again Carl hiWngjust 1·9 from the freldand 1- Oliver won the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land timeof223 seconds. 1beseare the ones to watChas their indoor season takes them to UW-Oshkosh next week for mid·season competition. Ranger News Sports J2Ltli1ete of tF'u 'WeeK. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UW-' ~ Parkside, this past week he had a couple of field days against Wayne State,NE and Wayne State, ML Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-60 win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. TJ. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of zagreb of Croatia (formerly ofYugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city ofMaksimir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Greattinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to Thimor Juric the Ranger News Sports Major Computer Science Athlete of the Week. ... Two points too litlIe was the story as the uw·Paztside basket· ball team fell just lWopoints shy of winDing at Wayne Slate, MI. Monday nighL Do DOt tty to adjust yOlD' eyes, youareseeinganotherWayneState team. Suange as it may be, the Rangen played Wayne State of Nebraska winning 78-60 at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne Slate Michigan. The game came down to the final shot when UW-Partside's Starlin Stevens rimmed a three pointeI'inandoutgivingthe Tarters the win. Rangers head coach AI &chiessez decided to go for the win instead of an overtime gameon the road by letting Stevens, who had a game high 19 points with three • three-pointel'S, shoot from beyond the arc. If the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marIced the best come from behind effortof the season. UW·Partside quickly feU bebind 10-2 and neva led the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 ron in the second half. Tun Cates three-pointel' with 7:(» cut the Tarter lead to seven 66-59. With 3:15 10 go, Slevens - stole the ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse" Roberson - I:NTRAM.URAL CORNER Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Joi: Brown. Darren Hutcherson, BrianJacbca andLenAnholdtookhomethehonorsasUW-Pa!tsic!e'sbeat3- on-3 team with a 34-29 victory inthe finals of the ScbIckSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physicall2lncaticG Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-4210JelIdI the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver,IoeManluo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. The winners will travel to Marquene University011february 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by IllUDd results: Quarter finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 56 Weinand/fOSCllllWVIIIqUe1/ Uy 46, Hembrook/KaZlLaZarski 30 CovelliJLeinenwebw Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kidroff/Koehler 48, Sraaskr/ PocarolRoss 41. Toliver/Croft/MaItillOlMitehel137, VeeDIln, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 51, Hembrook/KazJLaz 32 Toliver/CroftlMartinolMitchell 62, Dahlstom/KiIkoff/Ko!uer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Malllool Mitchell 29. Men's Basketball ~ three minutes to go. Cates had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. The Rangers dominated the game in every aspect They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne Slate to just .420 percent The Rangers were 7·14 from three point land. And 11·12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degreeturn from Decembers'loss. For more lIIformaliott call 595-2267 or 595-22K1 Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday duougb Thursdayat4:45t05:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMondayml Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youca come as often or as little as you like. Register wben you C(IlIC. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too hot to handle as tbey'" undefeated for the entire season and won the c",,,nponshlp. This season the league is looking for some top IIOldt le8ID8lO challenge the Slammers forthe 1MVolleyball tide. PlaybeJlas Tuesday. February 4th, and will be held every Tuesdayl1li Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in Ibe ItsDP News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Patkside's floor IIoCkeY league features seven man teams doing battle every SUDdaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. EnIries_dUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. . Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials are needed for 1MBasbtball an4 Floor Hockey. For more information CC)IlI8Cl Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2'161· '.'''.~..~••.~ ,• February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track Continued From B2 time runs out on Rangers .. . . tough competition from DePaul. Two point., too liUle was the swry as the UW-Parbide basket· ball team fell just two points shy of winning at Wayne State, MI. Monday nighL "Hc:ne R~whohita,JIUDper Chicago State University, and to cut the lead to Just three. Loyola University. Since these are The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the !ine down the cooipetilion is more demanding. SUffCh mating9• 10mlhelastseven Despite this toogh compeli~ the minutes to~ '1M: ~ close. men perfonnances were high• Do not lrY to adjust yom eyes. youaresceinganotherWayneState team. Strange as it may be, the Rangers played Wayne State of Nelnska winning 78~ at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne State Michigan. <:enter Tihomir J~c ~ lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 pomts and snared an incredible Oliver, and Kurt Johnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the Pat Kochanski captured third place 6'9" IIOphomore. R~ also inthe800mrunwitbatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardJermame Boyd In SSm Hurdle action, Kurt John• added nine. son placed fourth among an eight Guard John Evans sttuggled team field and once again Carl The game came down to the final shot when UW•Partside's Swlin Stevens rimmed a thn:e pointer in andoutgivingthe Taners the win. Rangers head coach Al Schiesser decided to go fa the win instead of an overtime game on the road by letting Stevens, who bad a game high 19 points with three three-pointers, shoot from beyond tbearc. hittingjust 1.9 from the fieldand 1- Oliver wo~ the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land. time of223 seconds. These are the H the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marked the best come from behindeffortof the season. UW-Palkside quickly fell behind 10-2 and neve.r Jed the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 run in the second half. Tnn Cates three-pointer with 7:09 cut the Tarter Jead to seven t;6.59. With 3:15 to go. Stevens stole lbc ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse'' Roberson Ranger News Sports .91.tlifete of tfie 'Wee,t ones to watch as their indoor season takes them to UW..oshkosh next week for mid•seasoo com}» tition. Men's Basketball Continved from Bl three minutes to go. Odes had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. 1be Rangers dominated the game in every aspecL They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne State to just .420 peccenL The Rangers were 7-14 from three point land. And 11.12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degree tum from Decembers' loss. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UWParkside, this past week be had a couple of field days against Wayne State)ffi and Wayne State, MI. Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-f,O win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. T J. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of Zagreb of Croatia (formerly of Yugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city of M.aksirnir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Grcauinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown Zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to 1bimor Juric the Ranger News Spons Major Computer Science Athlete of the Weck. INTRAMURAL CO R.NER e"lf .,,, Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Jot Brown. Darren Hutcherson, Brian JICbJa and Len Anhold took home the honors as UW ·Parkside'1bea3- on-3 team with a 34·29 victory in the finals of the ScbictSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physical ~ Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-42toleldl the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver, JoeMartioo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. Toe winners will travel to Marquette Univenity on Fetnary 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by l'OIDI results: Quarter finals Anhold/BrownJHutch/Jackson S6 Weinand/l'~llqUel/ Uy 46, Hembrook/Ka7/L3Zarski 30 Covelli/Leinenwebwc Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kirkoff/Koeh1er 48, Slllllkt/ Pocaro/ROSS 41, Toliver/Croft/MartinO/Mitchell 37, Vcenstn, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutcb/Jackson SI, Hembrook/Ka1.ILU 32 Toliver/Croft/Martino/Mitchell 62, Dahlstom/Kirk.off/Koruer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Martim/ Mitchell 29. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobic meets Monday duough 1bursdayat4:45to5:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMorxlayand Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youcai come as often or as little as you like. Register when you come. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too bo to handle as they• undefeated for the entire season and won the cbampioosbip. This season the league is looking for some top nocch semns to challenge the Slammers for lhe IM Volleyball dtle. Play beginS Tuesday, February 4th, and will be held every Tuesday l8l Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in die Rlll8U News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Partside's floor boCbY league features seven man teams doing battle every SumlaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. f.nlrieS IICdUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials arc needed for IM Basket· ball and Floor Hockey. For more information contaC' Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2267. For more l,formatlon call595-2267 or 595-2281 ...• Nedra Cobb Arrests Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received her MA in vocal perflll'lDance at UW -Madison where she is now fmishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her Ust perflll'lDance aedentiaIs include musical theater , film and commercial work, Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedesaibed as an enthusiastic sludent orienled professor. Her holistic and historic altitude toward music can be expe- , rienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mulUa1respect and support of her colleagues and her students. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a lot of choice. If a nonstudent commitled an offense we had to charge criminally for Ihat. We cou1d refer a student to the univmitydisciplinarysystem. But, Ihere have been some SlUdenIll in the past that have gone though the university disCipIinary system II dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift Ihal we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. . "Ourfinesrangefromthelowest. $69.00 to the highest, $213.00. This is a stale wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless, the citations do Send your message of LOVE B, EIl8t Shelle, NewiWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music DeJIIIlIIICI't'snewest Corale faeuIIY member. performed her first ~reciIa1last Wen~aythe 29lb rl January. as part of the W__ y Noon Concert Series. 'lbeaadieoce was trealeA to an _ sbort recital taken from her Dol*'*'lbesisofferingexamples !idle Longhair classics to the famiIiIr Spirituals. ProfeaorCobb is from SoutheulIIII W"_in. She attended CIrdIaIe College where. as a ~sbe first became intercst ill Music. . Cabb received her BA in Musie IidgrNjon then taught at Jones 0...· •• rr- PlIge .. Cbillf of Campus Police, Dave 0IItuw*i. . '1fwe have an incident where wefoel dlltilll beyond the scope of Ibe IIIIiwnity disciplinary system or it is a IIlllHlUdent who causes _ diaioption here, or we feel lbeiDl:idc:lltisDOllhalseriouswhere crimiDaI cbarges are necessary. we can issue citations under chaplet IS,"1Iid Ostrowski. Oslrowski feels Ihal this new po1icy giva them a nice interim wayoflgncUingthe components of CIlIplcrI8. "We _ itas a big advanrage for. lot of the incidents that hap- February 10,1992 not cover of domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic: abuse situation. We have to issuecriminal charges Ihal are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. 11:00pm 12midnigbt 'fa IlANGDNns. PlIge 19 Soutb African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday. February 9. 7pm UW-Parkslde Communication Arts Theatre TIckets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. $4 students, $8 all others Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board winter ~~GAMES WINTER CARNIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS Thursday, February 6 Bob Sledding Races Petrified Hill Family Fued Finals Union Dining Video/Celebration Bash Union Square 3:30pm 6:00pm 8:00pm Friday, February 7 Mega Twister Tug-o- WarlStaff-Student Soccer Men's Basketball (Parkside vs. St Scholastica(MN) Rocky Pre-show/Awards Rocky Horror Picture Show 12noon 2:00pm 7:30pm Mainflace Soccer Field Fieldhouse Union Cinema Union Cinema Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital r-::-:-=--- Personalized "Valentine's Day" Cookies ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (5 Word Limit) ONLY $4.25 plus tax Place your order at the Union Deli - on or before _!!!IIIY6. 1992 Ta RANGD Nna, Page 19 Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital ByElileS elleJ NeWIWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music J)ep1111Dfflt's newest Corale facu'I. Y member, performed her first }'Sbiderecilalmt Wednesday the 291b " January, as part of the WedDeldlY Noon Conct.rt Series . '1be alM!imce was tre81ed to an bolS sbclt recital taken from her l)oc:Olle Tbesisoff e.ringexamp es cidae Longhair classics ID the familiar Spirituals. Profess«Cobb is from Southeasran Wiacomin. She auended Cartbale College where, as a ~ she first became in ratill Mulic. Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received · ht"Z MA in vocal perfmnance at UW-Madison where she is now finishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her list perf<X1l'l811Ce aedentials include musical lheatei', film and commercial wort. Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedescribed as an enthusiastic sludent oriented professor. Her holistic and historic attitude toward music can be experienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mutual respect and supr-----::---:::::-~==~ South African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday, February 9, 7pm Cobb received her BA in Mulic Bdlnrioo dlCD taught 1 port of bcz colleagues and herstu- i........--"'~~~~.,. UW-Parkslde Cornroonlcatlon Arts Theatre Tickets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. Arrests Caat• r• ,..._ .... " Qaief of Campus Police, Dave OlavMki. . "If we blYe an incident wbeic wefeel lbalils beyond lhe scope o die lllliwnity disciplinary system Cl' it ii a IDHtDdcnt who w diuiij6)0 here, or we feel dleiacidmtis not that serious where criminal charges ate [ICCC!iSarY, WC CID issue cilllions under chap 18," llid Oslrowski. OsllOwski feels that • new policy gives them a nice interim wayofbandlingtt»e corn1DODC11lt3 of Clilpler18. -We• it as a big ad rage fm a lol of die incidents hapdents. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a Jot of choice. If a nonstudent commiued an offense we had ro charge criminally for tbaL We could refer a student to the uoiversitydisciplinary . But. there have been some students in lhc pest that have gone though the university disciplinary system a dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift that we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. "Our fines range from die low- ~ $69.00 to the highest. $213.00. This is a state wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless , the citations do Personalized ''Valentine's Day'' Cookies Send your message of LOVE ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (S Word Limit) ONLY$4.25 plus tax Place your order at the union Deli - on or before February 10, 1992 $4 students, $8 all others not cover d domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic abuse situation. We have to issue criminal charges that are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board .winter ~~GAMES WINTER CARNIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS 3:30pm 6:00pm 8:00pm 12noon 2:00pm 7:30pm 11:00pm llmidnigbt Thursday, February 6 Bob Sledding Races Family Fued Finals Video/Celebration Bash Friday, February 7 Mega Twister Tug-o-War/Staff-Student Soccer Men's Basketball (Parkside vs. SL Scholastica(MN) Rocky Pre-show/Awards Rocky Horror Picture Show Petrified Hill Union Dining Union Square Mainflace Soccer Field Fieldhouse Union Cinema Union Cinema CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING - - To place classifllld advertising inthe U1iversily 01Wisconsin-l'ar1cside - The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room.D139C iOthe Wyllie Ubraryl1.eaming Center~nexllo the Colee 5hoppe. Deadline lor classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior ID publication. All classified ads placed by fui or part time UW-Parkside students are 25t per week M. All classified ads placecj by anyone other than UW-Parkside Sludentsare $5.00 per week nJR. Paymenlmustaccompanyorder. IIan enoroccurs, the ad will be nJR free 01charge the Iollo'Ningweek. ~ refunds. The lkWelsity ... 01 WISCOIlsin-Parkside • The Ranger News. and ilS employees. staff and members are not responsible for the content 01 advertising placed by ilS customers. The ~-Parkside Ranger News reserves the rlghl ID refuse, III pl~lish any advertising al lIS ciscretion. Please direct all Inquiries 10 The Ranger News' Assistanl Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. IMISCELLANEOUS I SpringbreakfromSI99. Cancun, Bahamas, Daytona, and Panama City. Includes 7 nigbts,free beach party, free nigbtclub admissions and morel Book with the best - don't settle for lessl 1-800-724- VW Scirocco 16V: sunroof, 1555. electric, AM/FM cassette, rear Ic---------. defog, and more. 633-7802,am. PERSONALS I I FUNDRAISER II Rose. Roses are red, violets are 1 blue, honey IS sweet, so are you. Fundraiser-lookingfrxfraternity, Someone who cares. soroity, student organizations interested in making S5()().$15oo for one week marketing project on campus. Must be organized and hard working. Cal1Maria I- 800-592-212I,exL 112,aMarty, ext, 125. "C-LU_B EVIENTS II I"C-L_UB E_VENTS III ~I _FOR_SALE •I VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIALI ~ Come join us to pray the Rosaryl Wednesdays, 12Doon inCART 135. Everyone welcanel The Accounting Club will be going to Dairyland Racetrack on Feb. 7, Friday, at 5:30. Carpools will leave from the 0.1 level of union - al1welcome. Venez a la table ronde. Parlezfrancais avec les bons gens. Mondays, CART 138, 12noon. Psi ChilPsychology Club meets every Wed. atnooninMoln. 317. Corne and join us. The Accounting Club presents Roger Bucholz from Success Business Industries of Milwaukee. Discussions "Non-job aspects of a professional career. Wed,Feb. 12. Molo DI05 at noon. All welcome. Refreshments served. The Math Club is having its rust meeting of the year Wed. Feb. 12 inMoln. DI07 atnoon. Afilm on the life of George Cantor will be shown. Coming: PSE sponsa:ing. St. Valentine's Day flower sale Fri, Feb. 14, 8am - 2pm. Carnations SI (held in alcove next to Women's Center.) I FOR RENT II ~~I Sublet wanted. Needed for April I.Worldnggraduatefemale,nonsmoking. Cal1(608)836-6331. Looking for two roommates to get a 2-3 bedroom apt, Preferably in the Racine district, If interested contact Brian Matsen at 595-2295(RAnger Office). Apartment for rent: 2 bedroom upper, heat, appliances, water! sewer, feoced yard, storage bin. Children welcome. 10 minutes from Parks ide. S485!month. 1802-45th Street, Kenosha. Call 654-6880, leave a message. ApartmentinRacine.2bedroom. S3oolmonth. 859-2428 or 633- 6663. I FOR SALE II ~~I New Bodysmith weigbt bench with lat bar attach, leg lift, extra tatbars, weights. $500. Call886- 0269. For sale or trade: gold Wedding band and apartment size stove. Excellent shape. Wanted 13" color LV.or large plants or large rug. Call656-1529, Sa1imah. Fastfundraisingprogram: fraternities, soroities, student clubs. Earn up to SlOoo in one week. Plus recieve a $1000 bonus yourself. And recieve a free watch justforcal1ing 1-800-932-0528m ext, 65. IMISCELLANEOUS I Gently used books at The Old Book Comer, 312-6th SL(Racine). Mon - Fri. 11-6 &: SaL 10-5. Place a personal 10 your special person on Valentine's Day in our special Valentine's Day section, M.(Harley)l. Sony fa what happened, stop over sometime. - B.S.M. I live with six hot women and am a royal pain in the bun, Who am I... Zippo - any bar sport anytime with or without Loopy. - AI C. Holic Sandy, don't forget to check the Valentine'snextweek. I've given them "something to talk about," Ha! Hal Love, Angie. loin the Catholic Student Club in Lake Geneva. Come to the Catholic Student Mass for more details. ... You can also let everyone know who that special person is by putting their photo next to th~!r personal. Cost for a personal is $1, with photo is $2, Stop Inthe Ranger Office by February 11 and flU out a form. Don't forget to bring a photol r·~dline to get your ad in is February 11,1992, at 3pm. PERSONALS) Yayou,IwantlomakeYOUsbakel Tory, now all that's left is pitting the cherry! God. New time! The Catholic SbJdent Club Mass will meet on Sundays at 5pm in Union 209, so mark your calendars. THE SWBETHEA.RT PAGE Tory - bum any grass lale1y?! God. I SERVICES I Free! Freel Free! No appoint· ment necessary. Let us helpyou in The Writing Center, WLLC D15O. Mon-Thur9am-6pm,Fri 9am-I2pm. Professional photography available for weddings &: portraits. Reasonable. Please call &: leave messagewithphonenumber632. 4565. iSWCH 1fORMA. Urpst Ubrary al hliDimllluiI it U.S. 19.213 ru"a· AIL SIJ&IfCTS Order Co1Ia"l T"'" """ "" I Me or COIl ~ 800·351·0222 Or. rush $2.00 to: IIIIaldIIIIonUliII Pagc20 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING To pace classified advertising In the lkliversity of Wisconsin-Parkside • lhe Ranger News, stop in lhe Ranger News office located in room 0139C in the ~lie LibraryA.earning Center: next lo l1e Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for dassified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by fuN or part time UW-Parkside students are 25¢ per week Ml. All classified ads Paced by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs. the ad ~(I be run free o! charge the following week. ~ refoods. The ~ of Wisconsin-Parkside -The Ranger News, and its employees, staff and members are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The UW-Parkside Ranger News l9SerYes the right to refuse. to ptj)lish any advertising at its ciscretion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295. CLUB EVENTS FOR SALE #, I l CLUB EVENTS I I I I MISCELLANEOUS I Come join us to pray lhe Rosary! Wednesdays, l2noon in CART 13S. Everyone welccmer The Accounting Club will be going to Dairyland Racetrack on Feb. 7, Friday, at 5:30. Carpools will leave from the D-1 level of union - all welcome. V enez a Ia table ronde. Parlezfrancais avec les bons gens. Mondays, CART 138, 12noon. Psi Chi/Psychology Club meets everyWed.atnooninMoln.317. Come and join us. 1be Accounting Club presents Roger Bucholz from Success Business Industries of Milwaukee. Discussions "Non-job aspects of a professional career. Wed, Feb. 12. Moln D105 at noon. All welcome. Refreshments served. The Math Club is having its first meeting of the year Wed, Feb. 12 in Moln. D 107 atnoon. A.film on the life of George Cantor will be shown. Coming: PSE sponsaing. St. Valentine's Day Flower sale Fri, Feb. 14, 8am - 2pm. Carnations $1 (held in alcove next to Women's Center.) FOR RENT I Sublet wanted. Needed for April 1. Workinggraduatefemale,nonsmoking. Call (608)836-6331. Locting for two roommates to get a 2-3 bedroom apL Preferably in the Racine district If interested contact Brian Matsen at 595-2295(RAnger Office). Apartment for rent: 2 bedrcxm upper, heat. appliances, water/ sewer, fenced yard. storage bin. Children welcome. 10 minutes from Parkside. $485/month. 180245th Street. Kenosha. Call 654-6880, leave a message. AparttnentinRacine. 2bedroom, $300/month. 859-2428 or 633· 6663. FOR SALE I New Bodysmith weight bench with lat bar attach., leg lift, extra latbars, weights. SSOO. Call886- 0269. For sale or trade: gold wedding band and apartment su.e stove. Excellent shape. Wanted 13" color L v. or large plants or large rug. Call 656-1529, Salimah. Springbreakfrom$199. Cancun, Bahamas, Daytona, and Panama City. Includes 7 nights,free beach party, free nightclub admissions and more! Book with the best - don't settle for less! 1-8()(). 724- VW Scirocco 16V: sunroof, 1555. electric, AM/FM cassette, rear',..---------,• defog, and more. 633•7802, am. PERSONALS I I FUND RAISER · ~ Rose. Roses are red, violets are I blue, honey 1s sweet, so are you. Fundraiser-lookingforfratemity, Someone who cares. soroity, student organizations interested in making $500-$1500 for one week marketing project on campus. Must be organil.ed and hard working. Call Maria 1- 800-592-2121,ext 112,or Marty. ext 125. Fastfundraising program: fraternities, soroities, student clubs. Earn up to $1000 in one week. Plus recieve a$1000bonus yourself. And recieve a free watch justforcalling 1-800-932-0528m ext, 6S. I MISCELLANEOUS I Gently used books at The Old Boole Comer. 3 l 2-6th St(Racine). Mon - Fri. 11-6 & Sat 10-5. M.(Harley)J. Sorry for what happened, stop over sometime. - B.S.M. I live with six hot women and am a royal pain in the butt. Who am I ... Zippo • any bar sport anytime with or without Loopy. - Al C. Holle Sandy, don't forget to check the Valentine'snextweek. l'vegiven lhem "something to talk about" Haf Hal Love, Angie. Join the Catholic Student Club in Lake Geneva. Come to the Catholic Student Mass for more details. PERSONALS ) Yayou,lwanttomakeyoushake! Tory, now all that's left is pitting the cherry! God. New time! The Catholic Student Club Mass will meet on Sundays at 5pm in Union 20'J, so mark your calendars. Tory - burn any grass lalely?I God. SERVICES Free! Free! Free! No appointment necessary. Let us help you in The Writing Center, WLLC D 150. Mon-Thur 9am-6pm, Fri 9am-12pm. Professional photography available for weddings & portraits. Reasonable. Please call & leave message with phone number632· 4565. milelllfDRMA-· urvest Library af lnhll mation in U.S. tf.273 TOFfCS • AU. SU&lfm 0r0er CaUlog TOdayWIIII Visit MC at COO WulN~M• aoo-351-0222 Or. rushS2.0010: Reaurdllllforllllllla VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL! Place a personal to your special person on Valentine's Day in our special Valentine's Day section, THE SWBBTHBART PAGE You Ct1n also let everyone lmow who that special person is by putting their photo next to th~μ- personal. Cost for a personal is $1, with photo is $2. Stnp 1n the Ranger Office by February 11 and OU out a form. Don't forget to bring a photol D-:?adline to get your ad in is February 11, 1992, at 3pm. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 18, February 6, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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