183 10 4375 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/1922c73103860f90931e73f3a74f65f6.pdf 93438640ad63a47ffdbb2784fe79839f Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Lack Of Housing Causes Low Enrollment Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ... THE • universi of wisconsin- rkside Lack or Housing Causes Low Enrollment by AJi80n Well. News Writer 'Theneed for more housing directly affects the number of otudents who attend UW- Parkaide, according to head of admie,;on, Charles Murphy. With an estimated 20% increase iII the number of high school graduates in Wieconsin by the year 2000, more housing could enable UW·Parkside recruit stu- dents from 8 larger area. "We areextremely restricted from where we can draw from to recruit. This makes it difficult in making out quotas each year," Murphy said. Other universities with extensive housing can recruit from all over th~ country. The housing shortage limits full time student recruiting to the Illinois atate border to the south South Milwaukee to the north ' and Burlington to the west. The majority of the students come from Kenosha and Racine. At the present time UW- Parkeide turns no student away that can meet admission stan- dards. Other universities have had to restrict enrollment. Parkside set a target of 3468 full time equivalency (15 credits = 1 FrE). The actual enrollment is 3427 FI'E. This year Parkside was 28 FI'E'e under 8899 which still" was at 1% of the window. Going lower than 1% would mean less money from the state. Parkside had a hard time reach- ing its quota this semester. A total of 4988 students are enrolled. Stave McLaughlin stated there has been a concerted effort to reflect the ethnic mix of the com- munity. "Minorities have been left out for 80 long in history that there is much effort going to recruit them to have a better education." 15% of the 778 membe freshman class is made up of minorities. Part time an."d non-traditional students are also encouraged to enroll. Parkside is convenient for these students because it is a commuter college. The remarks of a senoir at UW-Parkside were "the teacher/student ratio at UW- Parks ide gives students the opportunity to a quality educa- tion." This is an encouraging statement that should be empha- sized to the administration to increase the amount of housing, so more students from a larger area will be able to enjoy what UW-Parkside has to offer. Seareh Committee Formed For Chief of Poliee By:April Prceke News Reporter The Search and Screen Co . 1ll1luttee for the Director for ~: University Police and Public UOIety . 1b conSists of ten members. e com '''"'"__ Ie tati ml"lotre is a broad repre- n .tlon ofthe Park.side com- munlty· I • l me uding facultv acade- ll1.1Cstaft'· . ~'d I umen members and "~\l ental. ' U~~n: Thomas, Chair of the flo verslty Commit.ee· Eric vee,PSG .' Welsh ~ Pres.jent; Dianne end n! Chs" of Academic Staff Act .. ~ector of 'Jniversity 'VI~" prov d d h the' I ""\1 e t e names of ll.J.nem • and Scr eraoere on the SeID ch Di........._ een C crnmittea for -~",r ofT;· . P . PuhU S DIVersity olice and C afHy. In a few weeks, the committee will meet for the (Irst time. Carol Tebbena will be the chaiman of the search commit- tee. Tebbene is also the depart- ment chair in Political Science. Also on the committee are Richard Cummings, Director of Personnel, Surinder Datta, Professor of Biological Sciences and Director of Ethnic Studies, Ginger Helgeson, Coordinator of the Women's Center, Robbie Mabry, Grounds Supervisor, DeAnn Possehl, Director of Residence Life, Clyde Strong, Data Entry Operator, Kevin Williams, Resident Advisor, and Carol Vopet, Associate Professor of English. The committee will place an ad and invite seven or eight re~pondants to U.W.Parkside for an interview. The committe will then recomend five people for the position to Assistant Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs William Streeter. Although there might be a delay caused by the holidays, Assistant Chancellor Streeter hopes to have the permanent position Chief of Police filled between Febuary 1 and March 1, 1994. The new Chief of Police will need to realize the difference between the community of Parkside with that of a county or a city, and recognize the diversi- ty of the campus. There will be dual responsibilities for the Chief Of Police. He or she will need to serve the community and uphold the law. NEWS November 11,1993 Vol 22 Issue 11 Trish Sehaefer To Perform at Parkside Singer-actress Trish Schaefer brings her original one-woman show of cabaret performance art, "Turn to the East, Turn to the West," to University of wieccnain-Perkeide on Wednesday, November 17. Schaefer employs stories, per- sonal memoir, comedy and movement-and a surprising range of songs-to evoke the stages in the life of a woman, She transforms herself into many characters, including high school tough girl, Chicago wait- ress, housewife, library lover-- even 1940's gangster, and Jack Kerouac, and a oat woman crouched on the piano. Schaefer has sung at the Cincinnati Playhouse, Chicago's Marriott Lincolnshire Theatre, Milwaukee's Skylight Opera Theatre and many Chicago nightclubs, including Orphans, the Raccoon Club and The Roxy. Chicago MagaziM called her "an exceptionally good cabaret singer." According to the Chicago Tribune, she has "a soulful passion and proud eenei- tivity that is captivating ....What she has created and continues to create is an adventurous cabaret evening, full of pride and deter- mination; a show of substance that amplifies her considerable talents." Schaefer was a mafia wife in the Chuck. Norris movie Code of Silenoe;» stripper and kidnap victim in the ABC-TV series Lady Blue and various incarna- tions in commercials and indus- trial films. Performing with Schaefer is Augie Wegner, a jazz pianist, composer and associate professor of Music and Theory at UW- Parke ide. He plays piano with the Tim Bell Quartet and Duo and has been the musical direc- tor of The Cradle Will Rock, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Working and Guy. and DoU s. Tickets for the 7 p.m. show are $8. They can be reserved by calling University Outreach at 595-2312. "Turn to the East, Turn to the West" will be per- formed at UW -Parkside's Studio B (Room 155A) in the Communication Arts Building. A cash bar will be available at 6p.m. z: : J.' U"'''S i.e•.• Historr Month Committee Changes by Rosemary Scozzaro New8 Writer The Bleck History Month Committee at the University of Wisconsin Parkside will be cele- brating Black History Month by getting involved in at least one event to promote more aware- ueee and knowledge ofbls.ck his- tory eaoh month. They plan to provide more events for minority students so they will become more involved in activities on campus. In the past, the committee held their events all in the month of February except for Martin Luther King's birthday, which is recognized in January. This year the Black History Month committee will be cele- brating every month. The Black History Month Committee has some new offi- cers which inolude Rochelle Boyd who is the chairperson. Rochelle is a junior majoring in industrial psychology. a member of the Blaok Student Union, and a volunteer at the Women's Center. She was elected as the University of Wisconsin "Essence women" for the 1993, a contest sponsored by the Black Student Union. Other new offi- cers include Yolanda Jackson and Daniella Bigham, who are co-chairpereone, Desaree . Franklin who is secretary. This year's advisor is Karla Farrel~. Boyd, 1993 chair, is very excited about the semester and the many new activities they have planned. In November, the Black History Month Committee has a panel scheduled for all who . teach ethnic courses. They will be answering ethnical questions asked by the students of Perkside, The Black History Month Committee meets every other Thursday in WLLC D182. Their next meeting is scheduled for Thursday, November 18. It will begin at 3:00 pm lasting until 4:30pm. Members, as well BS non-members are always wel- come to attend. National Smokeout This Month Stutknt Health Sevices Thursday, Nov 18, 1993 is set aside to promote G.AS .. the Great Ameican Smokeout. Each year the American Cancer Society designates the third Thursday in November to encourage smokers to beoome non-smokers for at least 24 hours. Student Health Services and Pre-Health Club will sponsor an information table in Molinaro Hall from 9:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Displays will include brochures, pamphlets, devices, gimmicks and posters to encourage this smokeless day. Again this year, and back by popular demand, is the infamous "amoker's lung." This is an opportunity to see a real smoke-damaged lung, com- pliments of KMH lab. Passers-by will be greeted by a special member from the anato- my lab. Admittedly, he has wasted away to skin and bones (well, just bones), but he will come out of his locker for this special day. In addition to all the printed material, etc, there will be some tasty tidbits and a display fea- turing the cost of cigarettes over a number of years. Posters of FABIO will also be part of the event. If anyone - student, staff, fac- ulty - is intrested in participat- ing in the Great American Smokeout by quitting for a day, contact Student Health Services at ext. 2366, MOLN D1l5 I 25th Anniversary I Grants by Susan Luepkes News Writer The University ofWiSCODsin w Parkside awarded supplemental grants to twenty faculty, staff, and student organizations to help aid projects and events cele- brating the University's 25th Anniversary. Last August, Interim Chancellor John C. Stockwell sent to all faculty, staff, and stu- dent organizations applications with an opportunity to receive Administrative funding for "any activity which will emphasize, promote, or complement in acme way the celebration of the 25th Anniversary." The grant would help develop new ideas or con- tinue to support previously planned events. The projects were to be funded by other departmental or organizational funds as well as encourage a variety of Parkside such as "stu- dents, current and retired facul- ty and staff, alumni, and friends of the University." "We wanted to celebrate this milestone in the Institution's life by finding ways of getting people involved," said Stockwell. "It is a way to get them actively involved in celebrating Parkside's history and place in the Wisconsin system." Thirty-five staff, faculty, and student organizations respond- ed to the September 15 deadline. The proposals were reviewed by the members of Lecture and Fine Art Committee, Chair Nedra Cobb, Andrew Brunner, Mark Eichner, James Kinchen,Lucia Natalia Herrera, Jan Nowak, and Jack Woosley. The Chancellor's Administrative Council then reviewed and adjusted the L&FA Committee's recommendation and made the final decision. Stockwell and Assistant Marilyn Foster Kirk stated that those projects that were unable to be funded through the Anniversary grants were either referred to L&FA committee for further considera- tion or would continued to be funded and eupported by the administration. "By having these grants, indi- viduals are involve in planning, participating, bringing the cele- bration to a more personal level," stated Kirk. The grants ranged from $350 to $2,000, and included variou8 themes 8S celebrating Parkside's art, past, future, and culture, bringing to the Parksid. such events as campus alumni and international speakers, eth. nic festivities, contests, drama productions, and multi-media presentations. Here are the winners of the 25th Anniversary grants: the snow. As they have done for many years in the past, the Travel and Recreation Committee of the Parkaide Activities Board is once again planning its annual ski trip. This year UW-Parkside will be gracing the slopes of Winter Park, Colorado. From the beginner, like Goetluok, to the seasoned pro, Winter Park Resort has something for every- one. Parkeide alumnus, Charles Petraoh traveled with UW- Parkaide to Colorado in 1990. Petraoh, who would like to go on the trip again this year, said that "Skiing in Colorado is the best skiing in North America. The trip with UW-Parkaide is the cheapest and you won't find a better package. The best part next to the skiing, was being with the other people in the con- dominiums and going to differ- ent parties each night." Tha package that the Parkside Activities Board is offering includes: six nights lodging at the Lion's Gate in Winter Park; four out of five day Winter IN s I ~ Jim McKeever- "Alma Mater ill Contest"-$I,250 Jim McK.eever-"Alumni J Chorus/Jazz Band"-$600 I~ Skelly Warren-"Variety , Show"-$500 Edward Meaohen-"Burnett I Library Lecture" III Mark Eichner- "Commissioned ~ Concert Work"-$2,OOO Lillian Trager-"Celebration of D Diversity"-$750 Ii Karla Lajean Farrell/Thomaa Boyd-"African-American Alumni I Aohievers"-$350 'I Lee Van Dyke/Lisa Kornetsky- I "Parkside Story"-$150 ' Jeanne Thomas, Psychology. I "Alumni Panel and Rsoeption"- I $350 Linda Draft/Stephen I Stephens-"Varsity Reunion l Day"-$350 Evelyn Zepp-"Parkside & " International Community"-$850 ' Joann Goodyear-"Celebrate With Us"-$350 Judy LogsdonIMonika Strom- "Communication, Community & Commitment"-$350 II Diane Welsh!Karla Lajean I Farrall-"Insights On I Achivement"- $350 Morris Firebaugh."Quarter Century of Progress" -$750 Morris Firebaugh-"Building for Next Quarter Century"-$750 I Roseann Jean Mason-"Writing Contest"-$750 Lucia Natalia Herrera- "Hispanic Open Hou.. "-$500 Shauna Hodges-"Cultoral Understanding"-$750 Walter Gutierrez-"Ethnic Festival Week"-$750 Cynthia Jensen-"Campus V18it Day"-$350 II I: Annual Ski Trip Planned II , Park/Mary Jane lift ticket; dis- II count prices on rentals, le880D', and extra day tickets; group I' pizza party; and a free area shuttle. What's the price you ask1 You get the whole package, transportation to Winter Park,a I lot of fun, and a lot of memories for a mere $395 per person! A ! $75 deposit is required when yOU sign up. The deadline tosign up is November 15, or until it IS n filled.. For more information C8 595-2345. I by Melisa Halverson It's that time of year again. Time for exams, papers, and time for mother nature to start oovering the earth with that powdery white stuff. When the snow starts falling what do many people think of? Parking in large snow drifts at UW- Parkside! Well that's not exactly what I had in mind, but yes that is true. Actually, what I was thinking of was skiing. That wonderful sport that allows you to be like a kid again and play in Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 11, November 11, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Improprieties In PSGA Election Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE ~university of wisconsin-parkside NEWS November 4, 1993 Vol 22 Issue 1 o Coffee Shoppe Renovations Sought IMPROPRIETIES IN PSGA ELECTION by Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor Preliminary steps are under- ay to plan and implement ren- ovations to the Coffee Shoppe area in Lower Main Place, acoording to Mr. William R. Niebuhr, Director of the Parkside Union. "Our plane at Ibis time," he says, "are very · inary at this point ... We to work out proposals with the state in order to proceed with this project." If permission is granted by the UW System, a planning commit- tee oonsisting of staff and stu- dents will attempt to determine what members of the University community might like to see developed, through surveys and discussions. Other Universities will be examined and studied to determine what plans they haw· found most helpful. In June C' '. 1995, the current contract w: th Food Se .vices 4111Jif'd- JJ:,::v Ste\/e McLaughlin · ... vations will probably be under- taken then. This means that a target date of Christmas 1994 has been set for the completion of a contract which will be put out to bid. What will the renovations look like? "The tendency among Universities is to move toward a 'Food Court' kind of concept, similar to those found in many malls," Niebuhr reports . Whether this would involve national franchises or one of the college food contractors using local brand names is as yet com- pletely undetermined. "We are hopeful that the successful con- tractor will foot the bill for some of the development, similar to what happened with the book- store renovations just complet- ed," he says. Dr. Steve 1 icLaughlin , Dean of Students, reports that a com- mittee has already been formed to examine the changes in stu- dent organization space that will be a necessary part of such reno- vations . The committee, headed by Ms. Diana Sharpe, and including representatives of var- ious student organizations is in the very initial stages of plan- ning, having met once. The com- mittee's mandate is to study where organizations can find adequate space in Parkside's existing structure , at least on an interim basis, until a possible long-term addition to the Student Union is completed. McLaughlin reiterates much of cont on page 2 New Election Called by Chris Tishuk The results of the fall UW- Parkside student government election held October 20 and 21 have been ruled to be invalid and a new election will be held at a future date. In a formal complaint contest- ing the election, Terri Jacobson, student senator, outlined a few of the problems and impropri- eties concerning the election. According to Jacobson, Dave Towle, Senator and Chairman of the Election Committee, "Stuffed the ballot box." He has formally admitted to putting a ballot into the ballot box to "even out the voting." This action was wit- nessed by PSGA president Eric Bovee, who immediately made Towle rip up the ballot. Bovee said, "I was very upset with Senator Towle's actions." After the incident, Towle was allowed to sit at the ballot box under the constant watch of Bovee. According to Bovee, "After the incident, he was at the poll for 15 minutes to half an hour. But Dave was never there by himself and I sat with him the whole time. I wasn't going to leave him alone and I couldn't dismiss him because it was a matter for the Election Committee and he was the chair of that committee." Bovee waited until the follow- ing morning report this issue. When asked why he waited so long, he replied, "That was one mistake I made. I didn't notify anyone right away. But I did that because the issue needed to be brought up to the Election Committee and the entire com- mittee was not there when the votes were counted. But Dave never touched the ballots. All he did was write down write in can- didates and he was watched the whole time." Towle could not be reached for comment. But this was not the only problem with the election. As reported in Jacobson's com- plaint, one student was allowed to vote twice. And after further investigation of the results it was revealed that 308 votes were cast while only 304 voters were accounted for. Aleo, some of the ballots were put into the box without initials from a mem- ber of the election committee present at the polling place- a direct violation of an Election Committee resolution. Because of those proprieties it was decided on Monday, November 1, by the senate, to throw out all the results of the October election and to redo the election. Terri Greathouse Resigns Bruce Rocco, President Pro- Temp of PSGA, and unofficial winner of vice-presidential seat in that election, said, "The sen- Jeanne Sanchez News Writer October 29, 1993, was the last day for Terri Greathouse, the Minority Recruitment Manager, for Parkside. Two years ago Greathouse joined the staff of UW-Parkeide. She had moved away, but come back when her father devel- oped cancer. She needed a job, saw one in the newspa- per, and the job was ~o be a recruiter . She came m told her future boas, "I'm your new recruiter." She was hired immediately. She stated recently, "I felt it was an excellent opportunity to fulfill one of my career goals." Greathouse has fulfilled all the goals she created for her- self at the university. She hoped to achieve a remark- able increase in the number of students of color who attend this institution. Parkside has the second largest enrollment ratio of students of color in the UW System. She created pride in the institution with students at Parkside, and expanded the credibility of the university. She stated that she truly enjoyed her last two years at Parkside. "I still have great expectations for the future from some of the seeds I have planted. I firmly believe the best is yet to come. I am confident that my pro- tegee will implement the same commitment and enthu- siasm that has been demon- strated in the past," she said. "Terri had a lot of ideas that she could not get imple- mented but, that's what hap- pens with new growth, even- tually it out grows the soil,"said Anthony Brown, Director of CECA. Greathouse wanted commu- nity awareness and involve- ment with the students. She started a program calJed "Plant-A-Seed" for the stu- dents of color at Parkside and in the elementary schools. The program was for the stu- dents of both ages to spend quality time together after David Towle Eric BOV88 ate was very dignified and justi- fied to throw that election out. I think they did the right thing when they realized all the prob- lems with the election and I commend the Senate for taking a stand when a stand needed to be taken and in a very organized and timely manner. I think when the Senate Committee gets the repolling of the election orga- nized everything shall run smoothly." When Gary Blevons, student cont on page 2 school. She desired and proved able to provide a good rapport with companies and set up a program for students of color for internships, sum- mer and professional employ- ment. "In my short span of life- time, I can truly say that Parkside has been the most enjoyable experience thus far." She is leaving us to become Mrs. Stanley Jamee of Houston, Texas. Her future plane include traveling around the world, settling down, and having children. She is also continuing her education to become a Ph.D. Adioe Ms. Greathouse! It j I I I PSGA, eont from pg. 1 mittee in getting people to sit at the polls during the election . The Election Committee is currently people should really care about the election process and student organizations. Not just PSGA but all the other organization son campus. Just get senator, was asked how he feels about having to go through this election process again, he replied, "I hate to see this happen because we are supposed to be representing the stu- dents. And when problems like this arise, it is unfor- tunate, because that delays our purpose. As far as running again, that is sec- ondary to the true issue, and that is the quality of the Senate. I think it is difficult for us to regain our credibility when mem- bers of the Senate have demonstrated to be untrustworthy." ate. For two weeks he is not able to vote on any committee or in the senate . He is also not allowed rep- resent PSGA to any organi- zation. One student's reaction to the censure was the follow- ing. "I think he should have been thrown out of the senate. · If this had been done in a federal elec- tion, he wo~d have been thrown in a federal prison." Bovee will be writing a formal apology to the stu- dent body explaining why the election needs to be redone and his actions sur- rounding Towle. The letter will appear in a future issue of The Ranger News. involved." ~:ip!:i~:_tu- ~c- 0 -m---=-e-e----;S~h;--0-p_p_e_, _e_o_n--::t~fi-o- m-p-g.I ~to~ . • with the elec- what Niebuhr describes, empha- descnbes the Coffee Shop tion. sizing the tentative nature of the an area for "light food ee~; t. According process to date. "No decisions It was never designed to to Justin have been made ," he stresses. meals, as it does now. Iteller\>i Marcincus, "Whatever we do will involve expdanshion into servicing new 8 student sena- long-term thinking and plan- n~de ds es atl~ey:hbeen a "ban~ tor , volun- ning ." a1 e opera 1?n, e says. "It ~ teering and "It's always very exciting try- doeis _none of its own productio t 1 getting ing to think about these issues ," ... t Just wee not designed tod ~ involved is d "O h t h k d · rei: McLaughlin conclu es. ur use w a we ave,, as e 1t to do in C one way to d t of space , our needs an recen years. • 1 insure that resources are all interrelated ... In addition, Niebuhr talks - i something b h · ee\ like this can 't All of it takes careful planning." a out t e increased demand M happen again . Certain facts are clear, Niebuhr a proposed second phaeehou,· C "More people states. "The Coffee Shoppe , in project might entail. "We are I on campus its current configuration, is not looking et a possible increase~ 1 need to get really fitting our University's 200 to 400 students in housini For this next election Towle and Bovee have removed themselves from the Election committee. Bovee does not feel it is the president 's responsibility to serve on any senate committee and Towle has been censured by the sen- The election committee will be running the polls, again. And faculty repre- sentative to PSGA, Steve McLaughin, has offered his services to assist the com- involved with needs very well. It was never he says. "Our current facilitiei 0 the things designed to do what it is doing simply could not absorb this." I that concern now." 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-11-04 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System coffee shoppe renovations new election nobel prize radio station sexual assault skydiving https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/52ccbbdccf9d2eb0ed186a9ca8fc165a.pdf c077936d1d58341ac9f9553810a9f1e5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Rocco Wins Vice-Presidency Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE Rocco Wins Vice-Presidency Prellmlnary Plans Include Reinstating Safewalk. Prosram NiJ:k Zahn News Editor Bruce Rocco, the newly elected vice president, ran against incumbent Deborah Cutler en a platform promising: "A creation of a new and expanded Safe Escort program, open linea of communication between the Student Government and the Student Body, to insure that the etudent body is fully represented and informed as to their rights and responsibilities concerning the Physical Education building Thursday, Oct. 21, at 10:05 p.m., UW-ParkBide Student Government Association announced the unofficial results ofthe fall election for Vioe Preeident, nine student senators, and two committee seats for stu- dante-at-Iarge. Pelle were held Oct.20 and 21 from 9:00 a.m. to 8:00p.m. each day. expansion project, make the stu- dent government responsible to the student body, and to insure proper representation before the state legislature." New senators will be: Paul E. Volbrenht, Mike Schaeffer, Jamilaiahia Nicholson, Steve Zieman, Lennie Becker, Gary R. Blevins, Payne-Minhael Williams, Kevin Williams, and Chris Boeset, The new senators and the vice president will be sworn in on Monday, Nov. 1, The student-at-large elected to the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee is Mark Lewis. Dave Towle was elected to the Uw-Perkeide Union Advisory Board. When the results were announced Rocco said, '1 want to thank the people that supported me. I vow to carry out all poli- cies set forth when the election is validated." "I'm glad Bruce got it," said Cutler of Rocco. "He's going to do well." Cutler noted that she will still be on the student sen- ate. "Most of the activities I do are sub-committees. I'm still going to stay active on campus." There were a total of 308 votes cast, about 100 less than last year. Of this relatively low turnout, Rocco said: "I'd like to say that I'm diesatisfled at the lack of showing with 300 odd votes. I'm deeply dissatisfied that people care so little about a $1.2 million budget." DlsdpUnary Procedures Questioned cony and yelling obscenities and sexually derogatory remarks and iunuendoes to women who were passing by." Wallner imposed sanctions, including a "two mon- th's residence hall probation" and mandatory attendance at educational sessions on harass- ment. The students appealed these decisions to Possehl and, on further review, most of the sanctions were lifted. The students involved in these incidents have some serious questions about the procedures l employed in their case. "First of ~ all, none of us were around that l evening. We were in and out, l involved with girlfriends, friends < and the like. Second, we could not get any information about what the allegations were really AlanR. Oook Assistant New8 Editor On September 24, four male students of Parkside, living in the Residence Halls, were served with notices of "alleged involve- ment in violations of Univere'ry and Resident Hall Policy" from Ms. DeAnn POBBehl,Director of Re8idence Life. The notic-e directed them to appear' .efcre Mr. Steve Wallner, Assj~tant Director of Resident Li -e to answer the charges at. a discipli- nary hearing. The n m day, the students contacted l,Vallner. On October 1, they me, with Wallner, at which time they Were informed that they were accused of eexurJ harassment, allegedly "stan-i.ing on their bel- about until we met with Steve," states one of the accused. "For a week we were sitting here won- dering what was going on." According to the students, one of them "got ofTafter the first hearing, while a student who was with him all night was sanc- tioned and forced to appeal." The students complain that they ~ were never allowed to see the Incident Reports filed against them, nor afforded the opportu- nity to confront their accusers. "If we had not been let off, the next step would have been to the Dean of Students ... and we were afraid that he would have to back up hie people." "What upsets us the most is that we were let off, but made to oonflnued on pg. 2 manager, and Jennifer Boris, assistant stage manager. This play was chosen by the Drama Department for many reasons. They wanted to do something that was more intel- lectual and abstract than some of the things previously done. They felt they had an obligation to the students and the depart- ment to try different types of theater. But since the plot is not linear and jumps around in time and space, the play has been more challenging from a produc- tion standpoint. Characters are forced to physically change coe- tumes and to mentally change time periods without much ecenic change around them. What is important for the audience is to suspend their dis- beliefs and concentrate on the play aa a play. With this play, Overmyer hopes to take the audience along on a journey that is more imaginative and theatri- cal than the usual path of build- ing plot and climax. What it does differently than other plays is to project an optimistic view of the future, a sentiment missing from most contemporary plays. The play tekee place over the years 1888-1955 but the charac- ters do not age during the period and the audience is enticed to imagine the peeeage of time. A challenging and mentally intruiging foray into the charac- ter of three women far ahead of their time, On the Verge is filled with funny, wacky, imaginative language and is one of the rich- est comedies of the year. Tickets for any of the perfor- mancee are available by calling the UW-Parkoide Ticket Offioe between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Monday through Friday at (414) 595·2564, or by purchasing them at the Communication Arts 'Theatre box office. Vlctorlan Women TraveHlns Through Time On The Ve18e opens this Friday at Communication Arts Theatre OhriB Tiohuk Feature Editor Perhaps the imagination is on the verge of recovering us rights. -Andre Breton On The Verge, a delightful comedy by Eric Overmyer, will be the opening production of the 1993-94 Plays at Parkeide Series with 7:30 p.m. performances October 29-30 and November 5- 6. A 10:00 a.m. matinee will be held on Thureday, November 4. This student production will be held in the Communication Arts Theatre, located at the north end of the main campus com- plex. Admission is $7 for the general public and $6 for stu- dents, staff, and senior citizens. On The Verge is the story of three female Victorian explorers whose time travel adventures take them to a land they call Terra Incognita. Their jaunt takes them through a continuum of space, time, history, geogra- phy, and fashion. According to director Lisa Kornetsky, associate professor of dramatic arts, "An important element in the play is language and the usage of language. How language changes. How lan- guage shapes culture and how culture shapes language. The play is about a journey of self- discovery and self-exploration. We are discovering a new world within ourselves. A new world within and without." The cast members are Susan McIntyre, Tina Pauketelis, Thadd Krueger, and Leah Delaney. Production team mem- bers include Judith Tucker- Snider, costume designer, Kim Inetenee, costumer. Skelly Warren, scene and lighting design, John Costigan, sound designer, Kevin Mauer, stage Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 9, October 29, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-10-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System alumni disciplinary procedures harassment parkside adult student alliance (PASA) safewalk https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fccea7f0feaf76572725e1fa6f1b0312.pdf b25bb794fd8eb5a1dc89cc774e71e7bf Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dr. Stu Rubner To Resign Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Dr. Stu Rubner To Resign AlanR. Cook Assistant News Editor In 8 statement, during an Oct. 14interview, Stuart Rubner, UW-ParksideDirector of Counselingand Testing, announced his upcoming resignation from his position at . He will formally tender his reeignation to Gary Grace, Aslistaot Chancellor for Student Affaire,in the very near future. Ruhner has accepted a position at the University of Texas at San Antonio. There he will serve 88 Director of Student Development. Rubner has been at Parkside since 1977, when he accepted a p08~ti~nthat involved recruiting, advieing and counselling adult students. Changes over the years have resulted in the development of the Office of Counseling and Testing and hie position ae director. He has been temporarily managing the entire office of Learning assistance and Counseling, since the September retirement of Carol Cashen. Commenting on hie decision, Rubner says, "It was a good 15 years here at Parkside, but this extraordinary opportunity came along and I took it ... Professionally, I needed this opportunity to keep growing ". It is very exciting." Rubner has served as an advisor for the Parkside Ranger for the past five years, so it is with special regret and best wishes that we report his resignation. More information about Rubner and his work at Parkside will be reported at a later date, Student Attacked Outside Comm. Arts Building NickZa.hn News Editor UW-Parkside Police received a battery complaint at 8:14 p.m., Oct 12, According to Thomas Knitter,interim chief of police at UW-Parkside, the victim, a 17 yearold male UW-Parkside Itudent, told police that he was "jumped"outside the Communications/Arts building shortlybefore 8:00 p.m. The student reported that an attacker ran at him from thebushes in the Oomm. Arts area and struck him in the forehead. The student fell to the ground, got up, struck back at the attacker, and ran to his vehicle located in the nearby parking lot. A short time later, the student arrived at home were hie mother questioned him about his ripped clothing. The student was hesitant to report the incident but hie mother phoned police and stated that she was concerned with the welfare of the campus community. After questioning the victim, police concluded that robbery was not a motive. The victim could not think of a reason for someone wanting to do this to him. He also thought it possible that the attacker was not alone. Knitter stated that "the matter remains under investigation ..." and those "with any information about the incident, please contact campus police." Academic Advising Under Discussion AlanR. Cook Aeaistant News Editor At a new student orientation oarlyin August, Ms, Gayle ~effrieslearned just how IDlportant,competent, and llBnsitiveacademic advising can be. According to Jeffries, a professorsuggested to her that absshould reoonsider coming to Parkside, upon learning that she neededto take some remedial AcademicSkills courses as a result of her entrance tests. "He toldme that I should consider ro~gto Gateway, instead," claims Jeffries. "I felt he wae expressing his view to a minority I student, because he there was a white guy behind me with similar test results and he spoke to him with encouragement, 8UPPO~inghis aspirations." Jeffries filed no official complaint about the matter, "It Just stuck in my mind ... if Puzzled me ... it surprise 1me that a person in a place of higher learning would speak j"j such a derogatory manner." Questioned about the allegation, the professor in question categorically denies his involvement in the incident. "I have no recollection of talking to a student of that description," he claims. Jeffries states, "I realize, at this point, that its his word against mine and there's nothing I can do about it." Jeffries, a nontraditional returning student expresses concern about other students who might face similar situations. "I'm just afraid that an 18 year old or someone more impressionable could have been devastated by an incident like this ... I just want people to be aware that stigmatism exists even here," Jeffries says. She wonders about a more one to one approach to advising. "I feel that every returning student who has been out of school for awhile needs a different approach to advising ... If you've been out of the mainstream for awhile, it's not that you can't read a schedule, but you do need a little more help ... They prep the kide in high school, now. They know the system better ... adult students may need more help here." Jeffries states that things have changed since becoming a student. "I get a lot of positive encouragement from my teachers." Reflecting on the reported incident, she says, "I can't let it stop me. I'm here to learn and I'll do whatever I have to do to accomplish that goal." Jeffries is not alone in her concern about academic advising at Parkeide. Ms. Cheryl Murphy, a tutor in the Academic Resource Center, says that many students, many of whom prefer to remain anonymous, reports that frustration with the advising process is common. "Students don't know how to telk to their advisors when they Ilrst get here," she says. "They are ending up in classes that they find hard to manage. They have the background, but some of continued on pg. 4 Dr. Stuart JCubner Students Waiting ForA Room Bill Bennett news writer "A lot of work is ahead to get the proper approval." McLaughlin believes it is about a two year process. "Hopefully between 1995 and 1997 we will receive permission." McLaughlin also believes that students who were on the waiting list and could not find alternative housing either commuted or dropped out. Furthermore, he points out that a study on where the students found alternate housing is in process. The residence halls provide accommodations for 403 students. Those interested in oncampus housing are encouraged to apply immediately for the spring semester, since there is a waiting list. "The earlier you apply the better your chances are." said Possehl. To apply, students must go to the housing office, located at the on-campus residence halls in apartment 4-C, to fill out an application and submit a signed contract along with a payment! security deposit to the Residential Life Office. For more information please call 595-2320. Campus housing at UW~ Parkside is completely full and a waiting list is at its largest, according to Deann Possehl, Director of Residence Life. This semester there are 38 UWParkeide students that have been denied on-campus housing, leaving them with little alternatives for places to live. Possehl is optimistic about these students receiving housing, by noting that students on the list usually get housing by the following semester. In years past the students have been able to find housing at the Racine YMCA. Possehl added, "The YMCA was not the best alternative for Parkside students." In addition, the school believes that it will be several years before additional housing is added. Possehl stated, "We are in the process [of additional housing], and as we work out the details we will be informing the students." Dean of Students, Steve McLaughlin, commented Academic from pg. I these students have not practiced their math and writing skills for years ... They end up really struggling and thinking about dropping classes." Murphy's concerns are supported by an impromptu survey conducted by The Ranger in the area around the Coffee Shoppe. Of the numerous students questioned, many report concern that their advising might somehow have been done differently, especially at the beginning of academic careers. Murphy has prepared a proposal, based on her perceptions, calling for more active and prescriptive advising for many returning students. The proposal has been submitted to the Chancellor's office and Murphy awaits a reply. Mr. John F. Elmore, Director of the Advising Center, comments on the Jeffries case. He expresses confusion over the whole situation. "I've talked to the professor involved and 1 do not know what was said and by whom," he says. "No matter who was involved, an imprudent remark was made," he ) summarizes. "Thcee things will unfortunately happen, whenever people are involved." Commenting on the advising process in general, he says "It is something that is never done perfectly; there is always room for improvement." Elmore talks about changes he has seen over the years. "'When I first came here, the flrst chancellor believed that student should have no advisors at all. That kind of lai ... z-faire attitude wee difficult for many ... Any system you develop will work for some people and prove difficult for others." "Advising in American education is like a thorn in the side that has never completely healed; it is something that we have never become satisfied with," Elmore states. Elmore says that there is a program review currently underway, headed by Dr. Stu Rubner, Director of Counseling and 'Thsting, "but these things take a while to accomplish." Rubner confirms and explains the program review underway. A .. lf-study iB currently being conducted by the office of Counselling and 'Ieeting, he says. "We are trying to examine all sorts of dimensions of the advising program," Rubner states. "We will be surveying students as part of our selfassessment." The self study will then be submitted to Dr. Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, sometime in February and an independent Committee will review the study, making specific recommendations for change. "How students are identified as prescriptive or standard advisees will certainly be one of our big questions ... We will have to start treating people as people, rather than numbers." In the meantime and as a general rule, Elmore advises students to take active responsibility in their class selection and planning. Advisors are not forced to do what they do, he says. "An advisor is there because they want to be. Most advisors want to talk to students about their program, their cleeeee, their ideas and plans." "Become a ~ in your major, in your department," by Karen Du.hl Feature Writer Chills Galore at Parkside Halloween is just around the corner, complete with witches, goblins, and things that go bump in the night. Th celebrate the season, PAB is sponsoring an evening of thrills and chills on the silver screen. On October 27th at 7:00 P.M., two movies, Creepshow, and The Witches of EaBtwick will be shown in the Union Cinema. Creepshow is a collection of five horror stories written by Steven King and directed by George Romero. H cockroaches, green ooze and zombies sound like your idea of a good time, then this movie is right up your alley. The cast includes Lealie Neilson, Ted Danson and even Stephen King himself The Witches of EaBtwick is a gripping, offbeat etory about three women in a small New England town who conjur up a rich, eccentric stranger. The film features, Susan Sarandon, Jack Nicholson, and Cher. Both film. are being presented free of charge, so make this an evening of chilling Halloween fun. Elmore emphasizes. "Students should regularly ask themselves, 'Do I know my advisor or someone in my department well enough to ask for a solid recommendation?' If not, the student has missed the boat and should consider how to become better known." Elmore concludes by encouraging students to ask for a change of advisors if the match is not a good one. Mr. Larry Turner, Coordinator for Retention Services in the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, who spends much of his time advising students, states, "I can understand her [Jeffrie.1 frustration. I can understand the frustration of any student who ends up in courses that are inappropriate." Responding to the question of changes in the advising procedure, he states, "I don't have any magic answer, but I recognize the need for review and experimentation." Turner echoes Elmore's emphasis on student responsibility and initiative. He stresses that effective advising takes place over time; it involves the development of an ongoing relationship of trust and mutual respect. "The question is not only what Elcan do better, but what the ~ can do better, as well ... Effective advising involves shared responsibility ... It involves an active engagement with the advising process by students and advisors alike." "Our studenta need to become more effective consumers in their education," Turner concludes. "They have to become actively involved." . ., Turn Off The Violence April Proeka. News Writer 7Urn Off The Vwlence asked the community ofU.W.Park.,de to not watch any violent programs or movies and to not listen to any violent music for twenty ~ four hours on Oct 14, 1993. 7Urn Off the Vwlence ie not a censorship program, and is asking people to decide what is "violent" After a eeries of highly publicized crimes in the spring / summer of 1991 in Minnesota, 7Um Off the Vwlence was started in memory of all victims of violent crimes. 'This year, it was introduced for the f11"attime in this area by Officer Marlene Schlecht. Officer Schlecht iB on the State Board Directors for Wisconsin Crime Prevention Practioners and is certified as a specialist Crime Prevention Practioner. Also, Officer Schlecht i. on the International Socu,ty of Crime Plwventio Student's organizatiolll~' a. :ParkeiiU Studenl ... Government~ Student Union; Par~~ Student Alliance, the Wo,"",\ Center, &.idence AeeiBtant, flo Ranger, Peer Educators the Residence Hou.ing ~ and many more, support til: ~ program 'whole heartadly" " 7Urn Off The VIOlence . addre .... all form. ohiolen Thie includes: phy.icaland -, .sexual violence, verbal violen violence in music, faJnily and ~ playground violence, and ha. violence. Next year, there will be. national campaign for Turn 01 The VwlencB. "Next YSBl wo'Ii do it even better hopefuut, Officer Schlecht. Formar Chi6 of Police, David Ostrowoki stated, "It's a step in the nlht direction." Academic Support Group for Students with Disabilities September 29: Is Time Manageable? October 27th: How Can I Get What I Want and Need? November 17th: Is There A Better Way To Prepare for Exams? CART 143 Wednesdays from 12:00 to lZ:S0 Hope to see'YOUthere· BriDg your lunch! For more information contact Renee Sartin Kirby, Coordinator-Disability Services. WLLC0175, 595-2610 MONDAY: After an assault: preeented by Ksnoshans Against Sexual Assault 12 noon-1 :00 pm in Union 104 A discussion of the medical, legal, and advocacy procedures available to survivors. TUESDAY: Profile/Probation presented by Campus Police Officer Marlene SChlecht & Kenosha County Sensitive Crimes ProbalionlParole Officers 12 noon -1:30pm in Union 104 The prome of a sexual assault offender, rehabllitaUon while incarcerated and monitoring after release. WEDNESDAY: Chimera & Men Stopping Rape 3:00 pm ·6:00 pm in Union 104 Chimera will be a women's self-defense worl<shop. 3:00 pm • 4:30 pm in Union 207 Men stopping rape is a consciousness-raising session for men. THURSDAY: Solutions 12 noon -1 :30 pm In Union 207 A discussion With campus administraUon abOUt the policy regarding sexual assault and Its prevenUon. FRIDAY: Rape Culture 12 noon - 1:00 pm in Union 207 An exploration of daily interactions which reinforce v;olenoe against women. Survivors' Speak Out followed by Take Back The Night Rally 6:00 pm in Union Bazaar Survivors of sexual assault speak out about their experiences followed by a march around Inner Loop Road symbolizing our refusal to surrender the night to our assailants. Sponsored by UW-Parkside Women's Center ", I •• -, In ; ~ ~ SHOULDUPSfAfE SPEC'AL 'NfE.ESfS ".erAfE W'SCONS'N SCHOOL POL'C'ES1 /)y Mike Schaefer, Deb Cutler, and 'Ien Jacobsen Imagine youreelfwalking 'WBy from U.W. Parkeide to enjoyyour Christmas Eve and ChristmeB with your femily end friends. 111eo, come January 3rd aod 4th, you fmd yourself beck oncampus taking your fell Il8melJter finals. If Wisconsin Stete Assembly Bill 217 paeeea, this is a possible scenario. W.S.A.B.217 states that "the board [of regen tel shall ensure that no fall semester classes at any center or institution ... commence until after Labor Day."This bill would also include elementary and secondary schoolsamong the institutions not allowed to start until after - Lobor Day. W.S.A.B. 217 is currently being sponsered by Wisconsin's tourism industry. Their reasoning that most of their employees are college etudenta, the tourism industry lceeaa substantial amount of money when their workforce returns to school before the season ende. U.W. Madison has recently completed a study (as reported in The Wisconsin State Journal, a Madison area newspaper) concluding that only 6% of the tourism industry's workforce ooneisted of college students. This is hardly enough to make or break any business. At most, those businesses would be affected only for the last week of the official tourist season, which lasts from Memorial Day to thick, but we'll spare you all of that. Part of our reasoning concerns space limitations. Our best reason, however, is that if we continued in this manner we might make it eound ae though the Armageddon were upon us. It isn't. lfWiscoDsin State Aasembly Bill 217 passes the eky won't go paisley, your Bible won't spontaneously combust and dogs won't start sleeping with cats. However, the passage of this bill would be yet another hurdle for UB in our college careers. Incidentally, the Board of Regents has been considering extending the school year to give students more class time. Increasingly, universities across the country have been operating on this "early calender," giving their students more class time. Aa might be expected, atudenta of those universities have seen their overall GPA and test scores improve. W.SAB 217 doesn't only affect those of us in college. Elementary echocle, high schools, and technical schools would else be affected. The United States spends more money per pupil than any other country in the world, especially on our elementary and high school students. However, stacked up against the other indusrialized nations of the world ... well, we beat Portugal ( International Comparisons of Educations 1992). IfWS.A.B. selves, deny their feelings, are obsessed, have weak boundaries of rules or limits, have communicabivn problems with other women, fall in love with losers and get dragged down because of this type of relaticnehip. W.lat maintains it? Church, eel-cole, and parents reinforce tl~e idea of selfless givers to society, The co.dependants are at extremes when taking care of things, e.g. cleaning house style could be very clean or very messy. These people avoid pain, and look for acceptance by pleasing others. Questions to ask yourself for health purposes if you think you are a codependant: Is it a problem? What would life be like if it wasn't a problem? When can you take care of yourself'? If you don't like your answers. you may indeed have a problem. What stops it? People must be aware of it. The pain motivates people to get help to learn to change behaviors, realizing they don't have to control everything, learning to "feel" feelings, how to have fun without being overresponsible for others, realizing other people are responsible for themselves, and finally, living in the present. Second Nature by Moss Ingram , 19 9 J 1'kIss :tngl'l:Ull -\.,. ') A Big pile Of Dead stick People (One Week Later) ON I'HE VERGE· TO OPEN IN ONE WEEK by Ohri. Tishuk On the verge, a delightful comedy by Eric Overmyer, will be performed by the UWParkside drama department beginning Friday, October 29. The play will run throngh November 5 with 7:30 p.m. performances on October 29 & 80 and November 5 & 6. There will also be a special matinee performance on Thursday, November 5 beginning at 10:30 a.m. All performances will be held in the Communication Arts Theatre located at the southwest end of campus just inside the doors of Communication Arts building. Tickets COBt$6.00 for student, staff, and senior citizens and $7.00 for general admission and are available from Theatre Box Office in CART 268 or by calling them at 595·2564. In Overmyer's On the verge three female Victorian explorers set out on an adventure that takes them from the darkest Africa to Terra Incognita, spinning into time traveL This is an amazing jaunt through a continuum of space, time, history, geography, feminism and fsshion- a theatrical journey. But it also one of the funniest, wackiest, most imaginative comedies you're going to see this eeeeon. It is a fusillade of richly woven words, puns, neologisms, malapropisms, song lyrics and word plays. So get your tickets now before it is sold out and you ending up missing this splendid new delightful comedy. Labor Day. Moreover, the University ofWiscoDsin system has an academic clemency program specifically for those students that work in the tourism industry. If a student needs to miss the first week or 80 of classes, all that is required is a letter from the student's employer stating thet the student is employed in a business orientated to tourism. This will exempt the student from any penalties that would normally be incurred in missing the ftrst week of classes. Should WAS.B. 217 paee, the fall semester could be shortened to complete the term by late December while spring semester classes would remain the same. This creates an imbalance in the school year not easily acoomodated by prcfeeeors. The Universities of Wisconsin at Oshkosh, Green Bay and LaCrosse currently start their fall eemeetere after Labor Day. Their classes have been extended anywhere from five to thirty-five minutes and their classes do not begin on the hour as do our's at Parkside. With the shorter semester, students have been finding that professors have been assigning more outside reading while testing them on the material as though the material had been discussed in class. The list of cons against W.S.AB. 217 is several pages Workshop On Co-Depenclancy On WedneBday, October 12, b Larson gave a workshop IJD spendency in CART135 e.' con. She outlined four poi-rta bout co-dependancy. What is it? Co-depends n.ef is relationship between two people, many are children and/or SPOUsesof alcoholics a-id drug abusers. These people are called 'enablers" because cthere are always put first, igr.oring their wn needs. These people let other's behaviors .Jffect them, and are obsessea with ('"ontrollin5' someone else's f,ehavior. Selfee~em is built Jn what they thmk otherB t'link of them. Controllers ol,ten times lose touch within themselves. What sta~ts it? GrowiD6 up in dysfunctio1lal families ar,.d learn,'n tT • .' g .1e copmg mec:.namSDlS J . . tha~ ge.ts Jut of control is the .' lD bar.is of the cau',e. One s tJ become thil; way from d" e:mmples. Pf'iJple with this I. ble·m are distn' strul of their PAC AND YOU Jennifer Garoutte Feature Writer Do you like to have fun? Do you need something to do at noon except spend money to eat? If you have answered yes to one or both of these questions, then this club is for you. The Parkside Association of Communicators, or PAC, is a club here on campus who welcomes not only Communication students, but every attending student regardless of their major. PAC meets every Wednesday at noon at CART 133. They discuss different activities for students. These such activities include: The Reading Circle, career development, festivities, and field trips. This month, in connection with the spirit of the season, PAC will be holding a Halloween party on Thursday, October 21. Hay rides, a bonfire, and a haunted house, are only a few things that will be going on. Thie perty ie being held at Farmer Brown's farm only 20 minutes from Parkeide. All students are welcome, of course. The cost is a mere $5.00. That is cheaper than going to see a movie! PAC also heldB a lunCheen the last Wednesday of every month in the cafeteria here at Parks ide frem 12-12:50 pm. ThiB menth, the luncheon will be on Wednesday, October 27. Dessert will be provided. If you like to eat good food, if you like to be Bpooked by gheBts, or if you just like to have fun, PAC is for you. For more information, or if you would like to join, conta,1; Dr. Monika Strom in her dlice located in CART 230. How Do I Know What I Think Until I See What I SalJ by ChTi8 Umhoefer Earneet Hemingway said he rewrote the last page of Farewell to Arms thirty-nine timee before he was eatisfied. When aeked what it wae that had him stumped, he responded, "Getting the worde right." Most of us envision profeseional writers as having the wonderful gill of being able to sit down and write a best seller with a minimum. amount of struggle and pain. Not true. Hemingway and other great writers have always relied on Colleagues to read and comment on their written drafts. At Parkside, studente also have colleagues or peers that will do exactly the same thing. They are the writing assistants (lNKe) who can be found inthe Writing Center. Writing assistants are Parkside students who spent five days ina training workshop developing their own writing skills and learning ill' w the writing process differs fc r each. person. They are avai"..a.ble to help etudents from all courses, at all levels of sJ.ill, at any stage of their paper 3. The WKe will help inorgardZing ideas and informatior:., determining a thesi<, proofreading rough and fmal drafts, and answer mg questions about g~"aIIlIIl8.r, sentence stnJ.ctu'(e, and punctuation. Roseann Ma"on, coordinator of the AcaderrJ.c Resources Center that includes the Writing Center eaid that one of the elements often missing in the writing process is the oral element and that the Writing Center can fill that need. Ideas often form as studente speak and work with a WA. She added that "etudents can grow intsllectually here ae they learn to make connection between what they knpw and what they're learning inthe classroom." Communication major Rebecca Ludwig has found the writing assistante to be very professional. "They don't make fun of your writing ..I have found it to be a great help,and it has saved my grade on more than one occasion." Often the WKs gain as much as the students coming infor help. Kathy Kortandick, a senior majoring inEnglish and Sociology who has worked as a WA for fivs years, said that "by researching eomething with the student that neither of us understands, my writing also improves: Kortandick noted that writing is still a painful process for her, and ehe often uses the help of other writing assistants. Although the Writing Center is a place where students can fmel answers to many of their questions concerniDg writing, there are some rolee that the center cannot perform. It is not the fIrSt aid etation where an ailing paper is brought for a quick fix fifteen minutee before it's due. Nor is it a drop-off service wQi!re a paper is left to have thoee complicated mechanical things (punctuation, spelling, and grammar) fixed by someone else so the paper will look good. Finally, the writing asaietants can't guarantee a paper will receive an "A," but they will do everything poesible to help students improve and develop their expertise as writers. No appointment is neceeeary at the Writing Center; students are served on a drop-in basis. Itis located inD180, which is around the corner from the booketore, down the hall from the career lab, and inside the Acadsmic Reeourcee Center. The hours are: MondayThursday from 9-6, and Friday from 9-12. During the busiest hours of the day there are two WKs on duty. After 4:00, the center is generally less crowded and one assistant is scheduled. The Writing Center is open to all student&-take some time to find out more about thie facility. Remember the words of E.M. Forstar, English novelist, essayist, and author of Howard's End and A Passage to India who eaid, "How do I know what Ithink until I eee what I say." In the Writing Center, studente will get help with that process of transferring their thoughte to words and then to well dsveloped and organized papers. CJhu~~day u\Jiqht • Hansel & Gretal Night • MI the way from SnntenbeeUe • 81 pitehers of Bnseh-Oetoberfest • 81 shots of Jagnneister & Bnmplestilsker ~atu~day (Detobe~ 22ftd • 9 to e10se . • Is the meting of Minow mnnehing s~eieiY""""""""""""'"'''''' Stop by and mood! a minow & yoo ean beeome a eard tarryiog member, loo! <JJa~~oweet\ epaltty, ~ut\ (DeL 2f~t • a-whenever • U.1. Subs all the way from London & Johny Bravo from Kenosha • 81 Cover for those in eostnme • 82 cover for those not in costume ~ . .;:- • • c (>- .. ~a~~~~~ a~~~edP~fo~tion than spa~. It I to start elseses until after Labor be great ifwe could aay "lh..i day, yeah, we'Ulive. We're oollege uel," and you did, but V:ed , students, we're pretty resilient expectthat at all. Actuallyon , creatures, but it will be "...just glad most of you don't.Co~"" one more thing." down to the Parkside Stud Right now we have a eay in Government office downine: )1 whether this bill will pass. Our lower msin place (you kn,. ~ state legislature has an activiet Coffee Shoppe). Ask forDe' ~ hotline;I-800-342-9472, that you 'Ierf, or Mike. Queatio. u. ~ can call to express your opinion out some details. W.S.A.B'2U~ on any bill tbat may be before will probably be the most' • tbe Assembly or the Senate. important bill affecting th. What happens is that an aide student, at any level,to P8aI ~ will record your name, where you through Wieronein'e state 'il are from, and your position on legislature all year, and if. a d whatever issues you call about. one. We hope this bill won'tll d That aide then passes that note before the State Legi.latun cl on to the appropriate the laat couple of days of , representative. In the end all the It is very possible, though fi "yeas" and "nays" are listed on a this bill may be diBCUued'ae p: tally sheet. Then the interested early as October 22. Hopet'uIIJcl representative can take a look at 8 student you1l call the hotliDen the tslly sheet and gst an idea of (1-800-342-9472) expresaing ! what people are thinking. At disfavor with W.8.A.B. 217. In n least, that's the process in a take all of two minutes. We'd 11 nutshell. What I'm getting at is greatly appreciateyourbelpil 11 that you have a voice. fighting this bill. Thank you I As far 8S this particular issue your time and have a nicedaJ h is concerned, there is much more fi ...----------------...J: a a 1 I u o t is looking for a few good people fa work in the following areas Music Director Music Critic Programming Disc Jockey Fun Raising Trafficing Promotion Dir, We are working en cabling the dorms and various offices. Come on and be a part of something special Main Street Bistro 340 Main Street Racine Now Hiring COOKS We can work with your school schedules. A min.t~um of 3 shifts per week required. Fine dining restaurant experience but we are willing to train. Apply in person before 11:00 am or between 2:00 pm· 5:00 pm ~ ~lma9inarlJProblems '0\ or Columnist Daniel Vallin 'I, " Icon remember the laet 15 !Jll or 80 very clearly, and ye.t tI, y.... aepeete of it are still a I, ~ ~..:... to me. Like whatever "'I ""-'sd to the "wsr against F~~or ths epidemic of missing 211 children in America? I-" quite vividly shout 9 earsap when everyone was Ie y OOD~ed over missing ~. It seemed, according to 'I chth~rls that millions of ;~Jd;; w~nt missing every year !"Olr • ~. 11le problem, we "'~::"'lo!d, had reached epidemic tits: rUaDe, and missing , %1"dren was suddenly our :I~, umber one national problem. Ine ~ne w88 talking about it, ?~UJDI1'OUS television specials ,It :ere aired on the topic, and it d ... lbe oubject of countless talk 1~ 1h0Wland -news magazines" on I . televilion. It wae hard not to a, lind the oubjeet on nearly any magumein the super market -outline. The nation was daeply oonoernedover how to dao1 with thie pre .. ing problem. Then, lor lOme reason, the problsm oeemedto disappear, untiltoday, when we see and hear absolutelynothing on a Iopic which wee the biuest G.abe's Gab LEAVINGPARDIDE? uw-parkside competition that may have Pai1d latched onto your precious ng pedestrian's scent. The second problem is with the competition. G Depending on which way the ame person you are stalking pulls out of the parking space, you may be left wallowing in blacktop sorrow, victim to an unknown, random turn of the wheel. There are a couple of new tactics that may increase your chances of bringing your car to rest in a desirable spot. The first of the ee is what could be called "Shotgun Commando." This involves bringing a passenger with you to ecam a parking spot that may be open, but several rows away. The passenger leaps out of the car when a spot comee open, and reserves it with his or her body. Caution is advised using this tactic, becauBe the Shotgun Commando oould become the Shotgun Pancake if he or she runs into a Burly person with a large bumper .. The next tactic is what I like to call blocking. Blocking involves the shutting off of an entire row by blocking it with your car until a spot comes open. You must do this surreptitiously, for once again, the surly ~n with the large bumper can rum your day. The best way to do thie ie by feigning that your car doesn't work; some overblown shrugging of shoulders, and exaggersted "turning the key" movements should buy you some stall time. Finally, a lot can be said for those of us with. heavy feet, deft hands, and a diploma from ~.e Joey Chitwood School of DrlVlng. The application of a ruthless demeanor to an accelerator can get you quite close if you ~on't mind the insurance preDllUms. to concern only a few years ago. What happened to it? Did e:ociety and government mobilize l~e never before and conquer th,e mammoth public enemy? Were all the missing found and the kidnappers imprisoned? Has our society improved so much so rapidly? Not likely. Instead, the media and the people have msrely gotten tired of dwelling on an issue which really was never quite as big as it had been made out to be, and have moved. on to other concerns. Similarly, I recall not 80 many years ago, the ~ar on drugs" was raging in America. The government informed us that it was a matter of national eecurity. The epic drug problem had to be dealt with severely, or it would rip our society apart. It was neceeeary to suspend civil liberties, such as privacy, in order to eradicate this problem. Anyone applying for almost any job was often required to take a drug test. In my higb school, drug testing was mandatory in order to take a driver's education cleee. Itseemed the drug problem had permeeted every segment of society, and had to be weeded out, at virtually any cost. Public policy was changed in Onasupona time, the parking lot alParkside was a calm, civil I - 'l\ia WH, of couree, prior I. ,,"-_ - arrival of 5000 screaming ~la. Nowthe parking lote IlqI beoome a war zone. Yes, ~f"-- ths drema and tragedy • - Parking Spot Gams ie .... ...".. out in the lote ......... dinc the Union end ;:mArta with s feroci~· that ~ been Men eince tae Pallil ~unding Cs',bage ... cla. p n.s.Cruotratedde~izene of ho~s populat,on have been tilllIiDc.each oth·....for years over I~'~ periling epots in the v",,", and Cor"" Arts lote. The ....""""- ~.--..n h... always been th.~tin tae past, Tsllent and .... _1 Ed iote have seemed a ;: ... for' Doee of us with lots of ... ~d1,tout shoes. l>r~rar, while Ican't speak ~ aIlent lot, that God- , ~1lr."haven for shuttle riders ~~ the Parking Spot 101lllJar; 8llpanded its "'" ~ to Phy Ed. Thie hae the ~ L,the oompetition in "r . te becoming .~tialIy fiercer. &iOtd::.to the old Parking Wastiming. Those who wanted a decent epot learned to time the ebb and flow of the etudent tide that runs in and out of the building between claues. It was a ten-minute window of opportunity that afforded those with the guts to cut someone off)a keen spot. This year, with the increase. in people arriving in the morn~g houre the tactics have dermltely changed. The time no longer makes a difference in parking spot acquisition tactics. This year several new tactics must be . employed in order for you to gam a spot in blacktop hell. The firet of these tactics is a hold over from the old game. It is what hae heen described as the "'vulture" technique . The V1.11turetechnique, qUIte simply. IS a page taken from th~ Stall" rs How to Handbook. Th,e tacti.; involves trailing 8 pec'.c"!strianwith your auto, and tr an taking their spot when they j',ave. There are several. problems with this techmque,. although it is etill quite effectIve. First of al~ the trsilee can ~t acroBs the rows of care, leavmg you in a race to the end of the row and back with any other many areas to combat this problem. There was even talk, at one point) of actually utilizing the National Guard. to enforce anti-drug laws and fight the "war on drugs." Now, some five years later, the phrase "war on drugs" bas virtuelly dropped from the lexicon. It is not mentioned on the news on TV or even reported in the press. Neither George Bush nor Bill Clinton mentioned it in their '92 presidential campaigns, though just four years earlier it was a central issue in the BushDukakis race. Once again, it seems that an issue that was believed crucially important has now been discarded, unresolved, due to lack of interest. Come to think of it, whatever happened to the awesome threat that skinheads once posed to our society? And whither ie the imminent danger of satanic dismemberment? All of the ee threats, which were so recently poised to destroy our nation, have mysteriously evaporated. This is not to say that there are no problems with missing children or drug abuse; certainly these remain valid concerns. But the extent of these evils was, in the recent past, blown 80 far r -- out of proportion and distorted tbat it didn't even resemble the true situation. It doesn't really matter what the causes of these incidents were. The salient point is that our society, for whatever reason, is highly eueceptible to mass hysteria end moral panic. From the McCarthy era to the modern day, this type of alarmist sentiment has not relented. I look around this campus and Isee it happening again and again. The most striking example that comes to mind is the IVCF (or particular agents thereof) warning us against the impending takeover by New Agers and Sataniste. During the month of October this paranoia grows even stronger, as the "danger" of Halloween nears. Remember, that it is not only the lunatic fringe which gives such Chicken Little-esque cries. We at Parkside will be submitted to numerous crusades against various public dangers which will, in retrospect, prove to be imaginary. The real tragedy of this type of disingenuous concern is that truly important issues are often overlooked as a result of more sensational and alarmist issues. It is often difficult, under the pressure of public sentiment (which is not necessarily realistic), to distinguish the important isauee from the frivolous and ephemeral Those students who may have decided to leave UW· Parks ide to graduate from another university are invited to contact me, Cheryl Murphy. to discuss those reasons that are directly related to leaving, within the context of the university setting. My Focus is on those issues contributing to your decision that are generated through retention prohibitive programs and policies/requirements. In plain terms, if you are leaving due to out-of-Iine administrative demands that you are unwilling to conform to, please talk to me. My intentions include effecting change through intormation, provided by students on their way out of the door, to the taculty and administration. In this way. there may be a chance that your negative experiences will not be repealed with incoming students. I do not need names, just specific information. Contact me through the PASA office memo board for an exit interview. [ J I ) p • , •• ~.~cA.iI..L 595-2287 Making Sense Out Of It All Out of the Closet I rarely talk about myself in my column because I do want to keep some of my privacy. Itry to be very humble and not brag all over myself. I eat around in between studying and memorizing my monologue, remember the big hoohs over October 11, the National Coming Out Day for Gays and Lesbians, and my own "coming out" of sorts. I am talking-about ooming out of the political closet, not the sexual one. I feel that I have the right to be proud to be a conservative, just as gays and lesbians feel they have the right to b. proud to be gay. However, there aren't any special days to celebrate conservatives or eome special symbol to wear to show solidarity with conservatives. There is no use digressing about those things, 80 on with the story. I chose a weird time to show my political independence - the 1992 campaign. Election time is characterized with everyone dividing into separate camps and firing hostilities at each other. When I declared myself a oonservative, I didn't know what to expeot from my friends. For the most part, my friends just accepted this as another facet of my personality. I knew that strangers may show me a special disdain, something I could live with. Before I continue, i would like to point out that my "ccnvei sian" to a moderately conservative viewtoint was an evolutionary prOC.J88.For years I supported the candidate who either sounded good or looked like a winner. I paid no attention to ideology. By George Harris Jr. columnist Idid pain staking research in the past year and a half to get to where Iam today. Iwanted an ideology that was not too conservative like Pat Buchanan and not too liberal like Bill Clinton but.just the right amount of both - okay. 60% conservative and 40% liberal. I find it interesting some of the things Imust endure just to have a different set of belief e. First, Ihave on occasion been accused of being a robot spouting quote from Rush Limbaugh. This has really irritated me to no end; I think that Ihave something intelligent to say without coaching from anyone. And why should I be reprimanded for listening to Bush Limbaugh? I thought Icould listen to whatever I wanted in a free society! Another thing I have found is that as a oonservative, Iam asked to answer for other conservatives. I can't account for every conservative's views; that is impoeeible. If you want to argue with William Bennett, Rush Limbaugh, Thomas Sowell or Robert Novak. I .ugge.t you fmd out where they work and write to them for yourselves. I have neither the time nor the energy to deal with those type. of argument. W. are told conetantly to eupport Gay. and Lesbians, which is fine. However, we treat another minority sometimes with unearned disdain - conservatives. While we celebrate Gay and Lesbian events, remember to appreciate ( at least a little bit) a group that bringe divareity to political and social discourse. *** Cutler To Bring Diversity by Deborah Cutler I feel that student •• hould have a voioe in all the facets of th educational experience at Parkaide. This includes more than just attending class everyday. I'm involved in many activities such 8S PAW.CIA, and APO along with AIDS Awaren eee, the SUFAC R.view Committee, and Committee on 'l\ua,J.:k This allows me to meet a diver';~ of the campue and get thir view•. P8Q ehould be more than a group of20~ who decide how Perkeide f.. 1e on th • i•• u •• that aff.ct student e. PSGA~~ represent you not think for you. (!)TARGET ASSETS PROTECTION SPECIALIST Target is committed to maintaining a culturally diverse workforce and is seeking ambitious women and menfor Assets Protection Positions. Qualifications Responsihilitic, eMust be IS years of age. -High School DiplomalGED, some college preferred. -Strong intcrpersonaVcommunication skills -sar motivated • Highly responsible Detection of shoplifting!. employee dlShonellty Enforcement of Policies & ProecduJ"C8i Safety Assurance' Court proceeding.. Interaction with store personneUman&gcmenl1 Target offers competitn» wages. benefils and Ihe opportunity for aduancemmt. Hour; are flexible but mainly evenings and weekends. Interested candidates may apply at or send resume 10: TARGET 5300 Durand Ave Racine, WI 53406 Target is an Equal Opportunity Employer will be open to assist you on MONDAY AND THURSDAY EVENINGS until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) ADDITIONAL EVENING HOURS ANNOUNCED The Advising Center •••Admissions •••Career Center ... Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement ••. Financial Aid •..Information Center (Union Bazaar) ... Learning Assistance & Counseling ••• Student Health •.•Student Life ••. Student Records/Registrar ... and University Activities ON MONDAYS ONLY help will be available in the CASHIER'S OFFICE until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Homosexuality is concerning the Physical Education building expansion project. During the spring elections the Student body will be asked to support a referendum raising student fees to defer the coat of the expansion project. Iwill ensure that the students will have input into the project long before it comes to a vote aod I will ensure that the students rights will be proteoted by written polioy and signed by the administration. My fourth goal, if elected, would make the Student Government responsible to the Student body. All too often governments loose eight of their goals. Unfortunately it is the majority that sutTer the consequences. I will work diligently to keep unneoessary expenditures out of the Student G<>venrment'sbudget. My final goal is to insure proper representation of the student body before the State Legislature. Due to my efforts, by and with the support of the Senate, the students have en excellent Legislative Affairs oommittee. Senators Justin MarcinkuB and Teri Jacobson are currently working on gathering support for the 'fuition Cap bill that will foroe the state to hold the line on tuition inc:reaaee. They have also been instrumental in contacting the Kenosha and Racine area representatives and asking them to vote against the "Labor Day" bill. This bill if passed oould cause the student body to have fall fmals after Christmas break and oould well extend the spring semester into June. Hyou want any of the .. goals accomplished, vote for Bruoe Rocco. I will get the job done!" Bruce Rocco Student Government V~e Presidential Candidate • • • Since my election to the Parkside Student Government Senate I have worked very hard to represent the entire student body interests to the Faculty, Staff and Administration. While working with a small group of members of the: Parkside Student Government, Directors of the Women's Center, the Parkside Adult Student Allianoe (pABA), the University Polioe Department, and Gary Grace I was able to establish the SafeEscort program on campus. It is sad that the past administration oho.. to abolish this program but I am still working toward the creation of a new and expanded Safe Eeoort program that would cover more of the campus and would be available to Staff and Student alike. My second goal as Vice President is to open lines of communications between the Student Government and the Student body. All too often I have heard complaints from studenta that the Student Government operates behind "closed doors". It is sad but true. The mission statement of the Student Government is to represent the entire student body. If elected I would implement plans to inform the student body aware of issues in whioh the student body has vested interests. This has not been done by the current administration of the Student Government. My third goal, if elooted to the office of Viee-President, is to insure the student body is fully represented and informed as to their rights and responsibilities by Brian Matsen I ncognize that not every homDsexual person has the _lifestyle in terms of the potential for sexual excess. But when examined as a whole, tha homosexual lifestyle is ~hing but healthy. In 1986, both the American Public Health Association and the American Psychological Association teetified befors the U.S. Supreme Courl that "no significant data show that eDgSging in ... oral and anal sex, resulta in metal or physical dysfunction" (1) Tha claim of many homosexuals is that their lifestyle is joyous, creative, fulfilling, and loving. But facts do not support such a view. Homosexuality is linked to (1) suicide, (2) pornography, (3) ssxually transmitted diseases other than AIDS, (4) child molestation, (5) social conscience, (6) criminality, and (7) self-deception. Even before AIDS, the incidence of suicide among homosexuals was above the norm. "Suicide attempts ave significantly higher amon~ homosexuals thanamonz, otber&--f'or example, thcee peroent for white nohomosexuals males, t< eighteen peroent for whita horaosexuals males2 Furthermor e, suicide among teenage hon ... sexuals is so oommon that tbe "Report of the Secretary's 'Ieek Force on Youth Suicide; bee suggested an ironic solutio n-the society more fully accept and encourage hoIaOeexuality as a preventative zo teenage suicides.(3) Pornography apparently plays a significant or major role in the life of the average homosexual. "Indeed, homosexuals bear a great burden of responsibility for the promotion of pornography in America, including child pornography. (4) Citing a survey of 4,340 adults in five American citiee in 1983 and 842 adulta in Dallas in 1984, Paul Cameron ooncludes that homosexuals "are prodigious COnsumere of pornography." (5) "According to Dr. Edward J Artnak and James J. Cerda, writing in the medical journal, Current Concepta in Gaetroenterology, the male homosexual is reepcnefble for the majority of nsw cas •• of "xually transmitted diseases. The Centere for Dieenee Control have reported that . approximately flft: percent of new cases of sypblis occur in the homosexual pOPulation.",6) According to other researcl~ homosexuals f.re: 14 time, Illore apt eve,. to have ru..d syphilis, (3) ,. "gonoIT),.,a, (3)" "genital werls, (8)" " hepatitis, 0)" "lice. (5)" " scabies, 30" "an irieetion from pemle oontact 100" " oral infe',tion from penile contact, and over 5,000 times more apt to have had AIDS? Homosexuals often argue that child molestation occurs much more frequently among heteroaexuals than homosexuaJ.s..--as if this somehow justified sodomy with young boys. In one survey titled, "World's Recent Literature Regarding Child Molestation," the ratio of heterosexuallhomosexual assault on children was given as follows: "About 42 percent of all victims of molestation were assaulted by those who practioe homosexuality. Homosexual practitioners are at least 12 times and probably IS times (with the bi-sexual correction) more apt to incorporate minors into their eexual practices than heterosexuals are."8 The extreme lack of social conscience found insome homosexuale might be labeled the Gaetan Dugas syndromeafter Gaetan Dugas who, upon learning he had AIDS, set out to infect as many men as possible. We can conclude that homosexual anger, human nature, and our own research leads ue to believe the incidence is greater than many people suspect. "It is ""t surprising that ~ of those who are desperate, who are amoral, and who hate themselves or a society which is 'permitting' them to die by the hundreds of thousands, might be expected to take personal revenge."9 Until recently, homosexual acts were considered criminal, although the law was rarely enforced. Indeed, in 1988 alone, eighteen more states removed thair sodomy laws. 10 This leaves only a handful that retain such laws. According to other research, 40 percent more gays than heterosexuals admitted to deliberately killing or attempting to kill others, 62 percent more gays than heterosexuals that reported regularly getting high on druga or alcohol (according to former homosexual prostitute, Roger Montgomery), and 62 percent are more likely than hetarosexua1e to admit having sex with children under the age of thirteenl"12 What is doubly sad about self-labeling one a homosexual, is that he is never born homosexual and hie fate is hardly sealed. "In other words, che 'troe homosexual' is really a heterosexual attempting to , for whatever reason, live a disguiee-in fact, a lie."13 In closing, the homosexual lifestyle is a one-way road, going DDwhere. To answer Morten Sunde's (president of G.L.O.) question, "How would you feel if most people were gay or lesbian ... 1" To tell the truth, I wouldn't be hare, and neither would you, religioue inetitutions, and student organizations. Times, Iwish I could see a bumper sticker: If you where born, thank a heterosexual. I highly doubt, and othere, that there are "about 500 gays and lesbian students at Parkeide." Thie conclusion was, as gave reference to inthe interview, the Kinsey Report--e. deception that changed a nation. Not to end on a sour note, but the article stated that Morten does plan to get married (I assume to a homosexual). Then the article states that adopting is ons of the options. I have a question-what is the other choioe? An essential problem with homosexuality is that it is, initself, selfish. We were given the uee of sexual intercourse (with responsibility) for two purposes: (1) to reproduce, and (2) to have pleasure in doing so. Homosexuality looke at just ons aspect-the pleasure situation, or better yet, luet. With this selfish behavior, and growing acceptance of thie lifestyle, that one-way road of destruction, we (Americans) will follow. Tbanke For Your Time. Footnotes 1. Curiae, Amici. "Medical Consequences of What Homosexuals Do." Family Researoh Institute. Feb. 1992. 2. Harvey, John F. The Homosexual Person: New Thinking in Pastoral Care. San Francieco: Ignatius, 1987. 8. Curiae, Amici. "Family Researoh." Family Researoh Institute. July 1989: 1-6. 4. The John Ankerberg Show. Dir. John Ankerberg. CBN, 1992. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR has a female prime minister, America's involvement with NATO, and details of Brad and Morton's personal life have nothing to do with the topic. The fact that a person with such a poor litaracy should be "Managing Editor" underscores the oontinuing reality that the Ranger remaine the haven of the incompetent. Having close ties to the gay community, I believe that issues of homosexuality and gay righta should be explored through mediuma such as the Ranger News, but if thie is all the justioe your staff can give it, I would rather see it left alone. Sincerely, Michelle L. Bender I can't believe the editorial staff of the Ranger News actually printed the article "Bound by Law" in the October 14th issue. The article was filled with numerous spelling, grammatical, and layout errors. For example, "one just know if they are gay" (grammatically incorrect). Whioh was followed almost immediately by "Morton's natural family is supportive and hie Morton is now a gay advocate." (what the hall is "hie Morton"?). The list goes on. One top of all this, the article was completely incoherent (a theme that seems to run rampant throughout most of Mise Woode' articles). !esues such as the fact that Norway 5. Curiae, Amici. "The Psychology of Homosexuality." Institute for the Scientific Investigation of Sexuality (ISIS). Augnst 1992: 2. 6. Jefferson, John Davis. Evangelical Ethics: Issues Facing the Churoh Thdey. Phillipsburg, New Jersey: Fresh & Rex, 1985. 7. Curiae, Amici. "Medical Aepeota of Homosexuality." ISIS. Maroh 1988: 2-3 8. Ibid., 1. 9. Ankerberg, John and Weldon, John. The Myth of Safe Sex: The Tragic Consequences of Violating God's Plan. Chioago: Moody Press, 1993. 10. Ibid.,!. 11. Ibid., 2. 12. Ibid.,!. 13. Ibid., 9. Whites, Hiepanica, and Native American studente, In the PBIl the Ranger was criticized Cor I heving "white m.le." running the paper-but thi. year we have broken new groundby having minorities and women' key positione on the Btell". ThialJl wee truly my ultimate goal;to have all etudente working together. I wrote thi. article to make you aware of our ohallengee and obeticle e. I wee ehocked to bear that some thought 'VBryo.a on the etafT receive. a payabeclt, that the news editors make thoueande and thou.and. of dollars, and that we have a newsroom full of high-tsob computers. We have many members on the staff who are unpaid, so please realize the Ranger is not an organization exclusively for a certain group of people. If you have time to orrer suggestions and help, our doors are always open. Thank youCor hearing me out. We will continue with our goal of providing an outetanding newspaper. anything. You are aimply juet blowing at the wind. And . sometimes people speak foolishly without realizing what they say. Especially the remark. of calling some members on the staff "incompetent" and "inept." What I ahould seriously do i. to allow studente to become Editor of the day to realize how it is not easy. The world ia simply full of complainers. Ihear people complain about the government being unfair, how we need new programs on campus for students, how administration is not helping students, etc. I alway •• ay that ohange begin. with you and me. Everyday we look into the mirror and fail to realize that change begin. within. Instead of moaning and groaning about how things are, ask yourself to do something about it. Take a look at yourself and make a change! Change is certainly here inside the Ranger newsroom. More than ever, we have a diverse group of nontraditional, traditional, Mrican Americans, the fmal eddition. Plea .. do not assume that we just overlooked the errors and just decided not to change them. This is not the ceee! We want to provide our readers with an unblemished copy,but realize that we are simply human. We are bound to make mistakes. Copy editing is not an easy job and oddly enough out of a .tafT of 80 members, only a few are able to come in Monday afternoon. After speaking with the students who accused the Ranger of these mistakes, Iinvited them to donate their time on Monday afternoons and what amazes me the most they eaoh had an excuse to offer: "Oh, I'm simply too busy to help." "I simply cannot devote enough timel" I invite suggestions and criticism, but if you can't do anything to help-what good are you? I'm simply on the edge because I hate complainers who offer zero help. Last year I mada the complaint about the Ranger, but I got up and did something about it. Irealize that sitting down and complaining will not change Last week, several students trampled into my office with raging fists in the air, complaining and shouting about our front page .tory-"Bound By Law"-Exclusive Interview with Morten Sunde, President of the Gay and Lesbian Organization. The story was investigated and written by Managing Editor Vanessa Woods, who worked vigorously to bring the story into printed form. Some students stated that I insulted the Gay and Lesbian community by printing incorrect terms and misspelled words. On Friday, Vanessa Woods submitted her feature article and saved it on our final disk copy. Every Monday afternoon, two copy editoro (Joseph G. Kane and Gabe Kluka) along with myself review the entire newspaper for grammatical errors. We made corrections to Vanessa's article and we also received her final copy with revisions and additions. Unfortunately, her revised ropy did not appear in lhr Eb'ing Jaylights R Jay full of Dothing Ob~ervQtio()~ C. J. Nelson and Helpers We are back with part two as promised. I am again pleased to be aesieted by Mesero. Harris end Gauthier. With no further ado, let us jump back in. Greg can do without the 1990 Clean Air Act. He does not like to be branded a criminal for having a hole in his mumer. George wonders about Vice Preeident Gore'. usefulness. After all &DYonewho coneidere automobile more dangerouo than nuclear weapons needs a check up from the neck up. Ican do without Senator Carol Mosely Braun or as ohe .hould be known Carol Mo.t1y Fraud (to quote WLS radio) there are more than a faw intere.ting queations concerning money end sexual hare.smant by her campaign manager. Will ehe anewer them? No. Let. face it, ahe is a hack Chicago politician. I can do without the government g.tting involved in automobile re.earch. Youjuot know that they are going to end up calling the .hot. end making a car people do not want to buy. Ican do without Secretary of defanse Les Aspin doing a Dick Cheney impersonation end ignoring the advice of Colin Powell. I served under Dick Cheney end, Mr. Aspin, your no Dick Cheney. I can do without Herb (no one's senator's but George Mitchell's) Kohl, or as known on the Charles Syke. show, Herb-in-hiding. Whet's wrong, .Herb? Afraid to talk to the people about your budget vote? George end Greg end myself can do without the Bloodworth - Thomaaons end the imperial Hollywood entourage, for making liberal causee seem more popular that they really are. After all Dan Quayle was right about family value. even Eoquire had an article saying 80. Wa all agree that we could do without the NOW brigade end their radical followere like Catherine McKinnon who saya that all .ex is rape, even if you are married, becauoe married woman think they are in love. Another woman that can be done without is Representative Patricia Schroeder. When Navy officers parody her they must be disciplined. When.he maan-mouthe the Commandant of the Marine Corp. on the McNeillLehror Report end is called on it, thenit'a ajoke. Double standard &DYone"? I can do without "Act Up· end Larry Kramer. No, Mr. Kramer your constitutional rights do not eupersede tho .. of parishionere at St. P.trick'. cathedral. I can aleo do without Rita Leckenburg, leebian activist end ineberge of Fair Housing, thanks to Clinton Where is the outraga when .he commente that "Finally we are gatting our people in"? If anyone elee .aid that, there would be hell to pay. I also do not think that leading a light to defund the Boy Scouts is anything to be proud of. I can aleo do without the National Rifle As.ociation Talk about Johnny one-noteo. GWlS, guns, guns. Nute to you gentlemen George can do without people who want to make U. S. foreign policy baaed on picturee on CNN. In conclu.ion we all can do without Pre.idant Clinton and her huoband. Jeffrey Weniger Entertainment Editor complete abeence of the faint, yet telltale hint of almond. A ecent usually not disasaociated with arsenic. For Jaffrey, this waa not to be the Btart of &DYtrail of evente, that if he was a detective, would have surely lead him into a caee. Itwould, in no time at all, involve him with neither murder ""'Pecta nor clue.. He would not get involved in neither a tangled web of lie., nor &DYtangled knot of euapicion There was no hidden InDtive. to find, no smoking guns. Had he not been uninvolved, he would have to delve into the bizarre underworld of the city or the dark, .team filled grotto. of downtown. But it was not to be. For the lack of anything to happen to this editor a. he arrived at echool, ;r.ffrey Weniger could re.t assured that he would have a nonperilou. day. The results of which would make him no closer to the grave than before. October the twenty-fn-st, 1993 was much lika any other day in Racine. Jeffrey Weniger, an aditor at the local college newspaper was on his way to school when nothing happened. S<:arcely able to believe his eyes, J off looked down But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Beside a busr., next to the fence~there ~las no .evered leg, no head in .. bag DO dismambered trunk of a sirl inher early twentie., nothing. Jeff got in to his o.sr. The brake line. to his brake. hadn't been cut and thai'S were no bombe attached to the car. No .igos of foul play could be found on his car. In fact, there 'Yere no .igos of foul play before of .inca he owned his car. None of the drivere made an attempt to run him off of the road end no drivere cut him off. Jeffrey Weniger reached his office at 7:30 A.M. The exact time he uaualIy got in. He couldn't help but notice the u.s. Department of State Internships students continuing as Juniors or Seniors can gain first hand knowledge of American foreign affairs as a student intern with the Department of State. Most positions are in Washington, D.C. DEADLINEfor reciept of application for Summer internship is November 1. Internships are both paid and unpaid; stUdents should review the positions descriptions and qualifications in WLLC0175. lWo letters of recommendation from faculty (or employers) and an autobiography are part of the application. A list of majors sought is attached. Please encourage interested stUdents to explore this opportunity as soon as Possible Dear Reg: Q: Are guys intimated by an aggreeaive female, or are they IIattered when a girl take. the initiative? (Ex. approaching them for a date rather than waiting to be asked). quite guy. it'. be.t if the woman approache. the guy but in a careful manner. By the aame token, guys that are outgoing uaualIy go for who they are intere.ted in, therefore, approaching those typea of guy. is .haky because tho guy might seem intimidated, but probably is more or leas just not intere.ted. In cloaing, yea, I do think it is appropriate for a female to ask a male out, but .he .hould uoe her be.t discretion on the type of guy ehe approache.. Thanks for the question Gina, and good luck with your love life. Stay in touch, R. Slaughter . Gina Ro.s: A: Gina, this is a very good que.tion, eo pn give you an , it depends "answer," It depend. on the guy. Soma guys are V?ry .hy end would like to approach girls but don't because of rejection U""ally .hy guy. are very picky end are more likely to be intimated if approached too .trongly. For .hy and _;~Ji;:1!ijiit!~~ii!;i:;:;'i;;;i1i,~~1~lfi.~X - Momad, Indian, Saint ENTERT~NMENT by Michael Zurad Quick! Name three good things about Milwaukee that don't involve beer. Hah! Knew you couldn't, especially on such .hort notice like that. Okay, now that we've completely alienated those with BODle sort of allegiance to Milwaukee, let's try to win them back by aaying that the BoDeana are one of the best bands to emerge on the rock Beene in the lata 1980a. Milwaukee ahould be proud to be able to claim them 8S their own, even if they're actually from Waukesha. Yes, the BoDeane. Quite possibly,the most successful band without a drummer, other than Spinal Tap. Their latest record, Go Slow Down, wee finally released laat Tuesday It was recorded early this year, eo the obvious question is why it took so long for Reprise to release it. Questions and pop quizzes aside, this latest album holds true to BoDeane fashion in the sense that it grows on you. Upon the first listen, one is instantly seduced by the handclapping, foot-stomping opening track, "Closer to Free." After that, it certainly does slow down. We keep waiting for a "Do I Do" or a "Ies Only Love" or a "You Don't Get Muoh' to turn up and wake the neighbors with, but they never come. Go Slow Down finds its ;Jower from sources other than ,:.riving rhythms or loud electric guitars, two characteristics the 'J are sparse on this album. Its strength lips in its catchy melodies you'll find yourself humming along with. Its strength lies in its rockabilly beats that you can groove to while doing such mundane chores 8S separating laundry. Its strength lies in the music and ~yrics of desire written by the under-sexed Sammy Llanas. True B.oDeans fashion. This album sees the song writing team of Sammy Llanes and Kurt Neumann evolve and develop more, especially in the case of Llanas. The songs this time around are warmer and richer. Whereas on previous albums Llanas's songs were the few low points, on Go Slow Down, Llanas outnumbers Neumann 7 to 5, and Neumann's songs are generally the dumb ones. Sammy's throaty voice conveys more passion, and Kurt provides beautiful harmonizing vocals that provide a blend that hasn't been heard since the days of the Everly Brothers or Simon and Garfunkel. Neumann is sort of a one man band on this album, playing everything but bass and organ on all but two songs, which feature longtime friend (and Mellencamp drummer) Kenny Aronoff tickling the skins. The subject matter deals with life and love, again, in true BoDeans fashion. The only exception would be "The Other Side' a Pink Floyd-ian tune {as Pink Floyd-ian aa the BoDeana get, that is) about experimenting with suicide. "Feed the Fire" and the title track are about sex. Keep in mind that the BoDeans are rarely lyrically deep or interesting. Probably the best line on the album comes from the song "Something's Telling Me; in which the boys sing "You keep on telling me it's my imaginationlbut I think your heart's been taking a vacation." Their song writing is generally simple, but pleasant, with vocal harmonies second to no other band that is still around. But Go Slow Down needs something. It needs a shot in the arm, a kick in the pants. Probably the beat track on this CD is the sixth one, "Freedom," a sort of a "Do I Do" on Quaaludes with a funky we-we rhythm guitar. "Stay On" will grow on you, too, with its catchy guitar riffs. Don't overlook the CD's twelfth track; although not documented nor given a title, (much like R.E.M:a eleventh track on Green) it appears after 2:42 of silence after "Something's Telling Me." This CD will grow on you and it will grow on you quickly. Give it time. Even though it doesn't really break any new ground, this is still a very good album. And with a title like Go Slow Down, the buyer should be tipped off right then and there that this won't contain any material to ehake the neighborhood with. If you really want to wake your neighbors, you ahouldn't be playing BoDeane music anyway. We've found Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" and just about anything off of Pocket Full of Kryptonite to be rather effective. KANE'S CALL: Husbands & WIVes by Joe Kane Assistant Mal uzging Editor "Whydo I hear $50,000 of psychotherapy" dialling 9-1-11' "Life doesll't :mitate art; it imitates bad television." -Woody Allen The lim'r notes on Woody Allen's lacest video release state that "Hu~bands and Wivee is a oomic valentine from an American master." American master? Yes. Comic valentine? No. Director Allen has always argued adamantly that hia filma are not autobiographical. This has frequently strained credulity but never more than in regards Husbands and Wives. The film examines marital break-ups, jealousies, arguments, sexual dysfunction, and affairs, and insecurities. It was also written and filmed in 1992 during the disintegrating long-term relationship between Allen and Mia Farrow-~me of the strangest and most public splits in recent memory. The film stars not only Judy Davis and director Sydney Pollack, but alao Allen and Farrow as two sets of married couples in various stages of busting apart. Near the end of the film, a thundersw:m metaphorically capturee the tumult and romance of marriage. Allen and Farrow play Gabe and Judy Roth and the narrative of the film is intereut with what appears to be documentary-like interviews or questioning by a psychotherapist. Also, much of the film is shot with a single hand·held camera, reinforcing the feeling that the viewer is eavesdropping on some ver:y private conversations. This same theme was explored quite inventively in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window. Particularly unnerving in Husbands and Wives are questions that an obviously pained " Farrow asks of her huaband: "Do you ever hide things from me?" "Are you still attracted to me?" "Am Icold in bed?' "Youthink we'd ever break up?" "Are you attracted to other women?" Davis' and Pollack's characters aplit up and then begin dating people younger than themselves. Pollack's portrayal is strong, but Davis is the one who really shines with her portrayal of the high.strung, nervous, woman on the edge, Sally. Allen'a character is a college English professor who, sensing strain in his marriage, takes up with one of hia 20 year old .tudenta, played perfectly by Juliette Lewia in her flTst role after her intriguing debut in Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear. Again, this theme hits a little close to real life considering Allen's affair with Farrows daughter. Allen's character looks into the camera and says aheepiahly, "Everything about it was wrong. What can I say? My heart doesn't know from logic." , Meanwhile, Farrows character takes up with a sympathetic coworker. Is it truth? Is it fiction? Ia it both? Whatever it is, it is painful to watch. These are miserable people who snarl and snap at each other because they are unhappy and they laah out at the people around them. It's not that the film isn't intelligently written. And there are a few of the famous Allen witticisms. Davis' character says, "I did my thesis on Bauhaus design. It's called 'Function and Fascism.'" And the film doee deal with weighty aubjecta. And yet ...one has the feeling of saying, 'Enough already." While the film is an acute and piercing examination of certain realities of marriage, after a while it is like picking at a scab. Let it alone and let it heal. KANE'S CALL: 6 -.3'·'·'Z·Z"T-C" A New 'tWistWill Brighten PAC'S Tuba Christmas MILWAUKEE, Wiooon.in (October 7, 1993) - Harvey Phillips and hi. Tube-playing Santas will present Merry Tuba Christmas Milwaukee with an added twist in the Performing Arta Center's (PAC) Uihlein Hall on Saturday, December 4 at 10:00 a.m. and 12 noon, according to PAC Managing Director Michael T. Stirdivant. As a special treat prior to each Tube Christmas performance, children and adults can enjoy pancakes, aausage links, doughnuts, licorice, candy canes and assorted beverages while visiting with the North Pole's most famous resident during "Breakfaat with Santa' held at 8:45 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. in Bradley Pavilion. The 13th annual 'fuba Christmas concerts will feature Indiana University Music Professor Harvey Phillips conducting his Tuba Santas through a series of traditional and favorite holiday tunes. This year, the Bounds of tubas will be enhanced by the addition of bass, drums and keyboard. And. Tube Santa composer/arranger NorIan Bewley will offer a new spectrum of colors and effects for his creative adaptations of traditional Christmas songs. Joining this year's yuletide feativity for the first time will be the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music Children's Choir. The choir will team with the Tuba Santas in a selection of beloved holiday Bongs. In keeping with past years' traditions, Phillips will invite children on the Uihlein Hall stage during the concert's finale for an impromptu sing-along with the Tuba Santaa. Phillips and hi. 'fuba Santaa have been spreading holiday cheer across the nation for the past 19 Christmas seasons. Many of Phillips' Tuba Santaa are his former music etudents. Ticketa, $5.50 for Tube Christmas and $5.75 for "Breakfast with Santa," are on sale now at the Performing Arts Center Box Office, 929 N. Water Street. Tickets for both events can be purchased by calling PAC PHONECHARGE at (414) 273- 7206,1-800-472-4458 (Wiaoonain Reaidenta) or TDD# 273-3080 for the hearing impaired. UYI ,ARKSIDE.PREVIEW l'''UIt$DAY,~. '-1;. ..•.......... .. Eoerei~ t1WP l'oI>l,~,...,,,,, jbree ~ on<! ... eq~boll .. ,,"" ... d~~la. Call21~.far ~ ti......validatad..-nt ID requinid. ...~. ·o.t.>..... ~t:i~i~*~~!~~ i;tlliu"Tf1 "'.Ba~ t·ibio Um.n. 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W... ko ~ted "r RASA:: =:~~".::~~:.:.;:.'t,;,~~~~auIt.· Di......,.n .lant.: TUESDAY,OCTOBb 26· . ;. . ·l'rolacti<in: PrOcl\l.Oil'i.,llation. •.UwP Qffi..... Marlo .. lloblachi on<! Ke.... ha ~l,t.~:t~~J.:iJ:~:.~~t?~hu;ri::.:.~~ :',_:j;;'-"." ·,{::t:Jj: :?::i.i!:" - so.~: Healthc....B06itui,1<KI .. ll<iib ~ VPof N~· .ISl. Luk.~"'dSt. Mazy.~e.,,1H iD 1IaaiDo.; union lIQ7• .~~~:Ei~~;~J~-er.:~...7~· .}) I J .BJlUJE, * (UALL 595·2287 ;':"- Intramural Flag Football Standings In Cast You Misstd It Team W L Pet. Pf Pa Gb Almamaters 4 1 .800 102 56 Mugshots 3 1 .750 167 103 Grapplers I 3 1 .750 117 64 Mini-Holmgrens 2 2 .500 104 122 Spam 2 3 .400 132 93 Grapplers IT 0 4 .000 20 80 Mudcats 0 3 .000 6 138 O. J. Nelson Not this time Johnny boy: Last Sunday the Packers jumped out to a 30 - 7 lead over John Elway on the Denver Broncos by halftime. Elwsy tried to engineer one his patented comebacks. Not this time thought Reggie White 2 sacks later the Denver golden had to go home with the Pack 30 Broncos 27. Thank you Reggie. On Wisconsin: It was pay back time at Camp Randall last week. The Wildests of Northwestern had besten the Badgers and kept them from a bowl game late last year. Now Results Schedule 10-11-93 10-18-93 Spam 24 Grapplers IT 0 4pm GrapplersI ve. GrapplersIT Grapplers I 34 Mini-Holmgrens 12 5pm GrapplersII vs. Mudcats 10-13-93 Almametere 27 Spam 26 Mugshots 33 Mini-Holmgrens 26 10-20-93 4pmAlmaIDatere Va. Mugshots 5pm Mini-Holmgrens va. Mudcat Touchdowns Craig Cortez-Spam Pete Girolamo-Almamatera Kevin KowaIke-Mugshots Dominic Delrose-Mugshots Rob Klemp-Mini-Holmgrens J aeon Solomon-Mugshots Joel Dutton- Grapplers I Rich Nolan-Spam Touchdown Passes Kevin KowaIke-Mugahots 15 Scott Wessley-GrapplersI 12 Matt Hechel-Spam 12 Tim Pinter-Mini-Holmgrens 9 Rich Nolan-Spam 4 Paul Monopath-AlmaIDaters 3 11 9 8 7 7 6 6 6 the Cat's had to visit WieeoDsin for Homecoming. Last year Northwestern had been mouthy in winning. Bucky has 8 long memory. Result, Wisconsin 52 - 14 over the visitors from Evanston. Send Thank you notes to Michigan State: While the Badgers were getting even with Northwestern the Michigan State Panthers will doing Wisconsin a big favor Michigan 17 - 7. Thanks a bunch guys. Meanwhile in Indiana: Notre Dame went in to their game as 39 point favorites. They covered. At Purdue (the next opponent for Wisconsin) the I I Boilermakers scored 53 POinte and lost to Minnesota 59 • 53 That's what I call defen.. Back in the NFL: Dolphin quaterback Dan Merino ruptured his achill .. tendonand will be out for the yeer no matter the Dolphins still beat Cleveland. Raiders signal ceIler 38 year old Vince Evsll8-. off the bench to rally ths Raider, past the Jete 24 - 20. Minus Ra.ndallGunningh~m ths Begle, paid a VISItto Soldiers Fisldthe Bears were rude hoste to tbs tune of 17 -7. Would you believe that ths Beers bave the best defense in the NFL. e li , E d Ii 10-25-93 4pm Mini-Holmgrens ve. Grapp.IT 5pm GrapplersI ve. Mudcats 10-27-93 4pm Mugahots ve. Spam 5pm make up (ifNscessary) 1m 8ashttball Storing Ltadtl's • 11-1-93 Eastern division 4pm 1st place team ve. 4th place # Name 1 Tim Robereon 11-2-93 2 Fred Mitchsll 4pm 2nd place team ve. 3rd place 3 Jaeon Wssman 4 Paul Phillips 5 Jeff Lonigo 6 Steve Greszkiewicz 7 Marty Fratmier 7 Jason Olson 9 Milton Taylor 10 Casey Yittre Western Division Team Pts Ave # Name Team Pte Ave RR 67 22.3 1 Joe Dahlstrom S 44 14.7 DM 82 20.5 2 Chris Krueeer NF 58 14.5 DD 99 19.8 3 Matt Wojtecki PP 55 13.8 DD 92 18.4 4 Jason Schultz PP 38 12.7 DD 84 16.8 5 Pharoah Weaver TD 49 12.3 DD 70 14.0 6 Dan Buschman PWP 46 U.3 RR 67 18.4 7- Jon Lague NF 45 11.3 RR 67 13.0 7 Steve Dotson TD 45 U.3 DTM 52 18.0 9 Bob Brunneleon NF 42 10.5 BH 84 12.8 10 Dean Prudinski PWP 40 10.0 10 Brian Thompson PP 30 10.0 11-3-93 4pm Championship Game Intramural 8askttball Western Division Eastern Division 'ThallI .Yi. L. U Gil 'ThallI .Yi. L. U Gil No Fear 4 0 1.000 DemDawgs 4 1 .800 Three Deep 3 1 .750 1.0 Rusty Rangers 4 1 .800 Pro~Pain 3 1 .750 1.0 Don't Matter 3 2 .600 1.0 Hackers 2 2 .500 2.0 The Better Half 3 2 .600 1.0 Slobs 0 4 .000 4.0 Does Matter. 1 4 .200 2.0 Pee Wee's Players 0 4 .000 4.0 Wino's 0 5 .000 4.0 Results 10-11-93 Does Matter 54 Wino's 47 Dem Dewga 80 The Better Half 74 Rusty Rangers 67 Don't Matter 61 10-12-93 Rusty Rangers 72 Dsm Dawge 62 Three Deep 55 Hackers 34 Don't Matter 50 Wino's 29 No Fear 50 Slobs 43 The Better Half 69 Does Matter 65 Pro Pain 79 Pee Wse's Players 42 10-14-93 The Better Half 98 Wino's 55 Pro Pain 60 Slobs 55 Rusty Rangers 89 Does Matter 52 Thres Deep 59 Pee Wee's 23 Dem Dawge 72 Don't Matter 60 No Fear 56 Hackers 40 Schedules 10-21-93 (Thursday) 6:00 Wino's vs. Dem Dawgs 6:00 Slobs vs. Hackers 7:00 Does Matter VB. Don't Matter 7:00 Pee Wee's Players ve. No Fear 8:00 The Better Half VB. Rusty Rangers 8:00 Pro Pain VB. Three Deep 10-25-93 (Monday) 6:00 Doesn't Matter vs. The Better Halt 7:00 Wino's vs. Rusty Rangers 8:00 Dam Dawgs VB. Does Matter 10-26-93 (Thesday) 6:00 Doesn't Matter vs. Rusty Rangers 6:00 Slobs vs. Pee Wee's Players 7:00 Dem Dawgs vs. The Better Half 7:00 Hackers vs. Pro Pain 8:00 'Does Matter VB. Wino's 8:00 No Fear VB. Three Denp HEY GANG! IT'S ... Monday Ni ht Foo~all in Union Square October 25 Minnesota VIKINGS vs. Chic'!Ko BEAI{5 big games coming Nov. 8 Green Bay/Kansas City Parksidt's 80wllng Ttam flnishts Snond &vin Williams Sports Eduor The infamous Parkside Bowling team fmished second in the Midwest Collegiate Tournament, on October 9th and lOth. Funny thing is I didn't even know Parkside had a bowling team, well if they finished second they must },e pretty good, so leta hear more about eT 1. The Parkside Bowling team is made ur of eight fulltime students, which CC'mpeteon Fridays to see which six will tr.:lvel to the Tournaments. By coD'\peting in Bowling tournamen ts Parksi'le is able to receive scholarships for ext:a circular activities For their second place finish at the Midwest Collegiate Thumament Parkside receivsd $450.00 Park.eide's bowling team is made up of Joe Herron, Dan Loftus'Jr., Rick Rector, Henry Testz, Dan Schuh, Kris Spitz Kurt Anderson and Rick Engels. The Sta;s of the tournament were Joe Herron and Dan Loftus Jr., who both averaged 221 in ten games of competition. Rounding out Parkside's 2nd place drive were Rick Rector and Henry Teetz with averages of 210 and Dan Schuh with a 200 average. Parkside's bowling team has at least nine more tournaments this year, 60 hopefully we can f'md out just who is on our bowli~g team? So the next time your at a bowhng alley with your friends and dreaming of being on The Parkside Bowling team, remember it's hard to join them because nobody knows who they are. Need a Car? Get your h"Otnework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! New Car loans start as low as 5.95%! Serulng all UW Parkslde employees and students. TallentHallHm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Harritrs Finding Silutr Lining by Todd Weber Running Journalist Keno.ha, WI.- The •• ying "Ib verycloud there is a silver rining" oouldn't have be~n more pplicablefor the Running Rangerson Saturday Having to deal with the factors of'fairly heoVYfog. humidity. in,juiry•• nd a fiald of tough competition, the monateam pulled together for. ninthplace finish, while the !adi •• pl.ced •• trong fourth. 1he mens Beason has been ~ibed ••• rebuilding proce •• with potan.ti.l. L•• t week'. fourthplace finish at Oshkosh oombinedwith Saturday's ninth placefinish at home may serve alla turning point in a positive direction for the Rangers. The men.howed great attitude and anthu.oiaom•• they looked to p!aoe in the top tan. d•• pite havingto cope with tough conditione and injuries. The ninthplace fmi.h (out of 26 teamsand over 800 runners) turned out to bejust one of many brighlpointa for P.rk.ide. Another positive for the Rangers wu the f.ct th.t only 29 .....nda and 15 pl.ce •• eper.ted the number one and five runners onthe team. The Park.ide Invite aIeo proved to be anothar eumple aithe coDsistant improwmen t of the Rangers, not onljlin the top five. but in the team U 8 whole. Coach Lucian Ro••• nd As.i.t.nl Coach Mike Lunnow were very pleased with the performance. WWeare a very young team. many freshmann and sophomores, but we are very pleased with it," commented Ro••. "The top five and top seven have always been real close to each other. Wh.t they did today was excellent; everyone ran real well," stated Lunnow. The top five Rangers at the Parkside Invite were as follows: sophomore Greg Garland (63rd place with a lime of 00:27:09). sophomore Je ... Decker (66th place with. time of ·00:27:14). sophomore Kevin Meecn (68th with • lime of 00:27:19). freehmenn Andy Samow (72nd with. time of 00:27:28) •• nd senior Kirt Miller (78th with. time of 00:27:38). The season for the Lady Running Rangers has proven to be consistently strong. Coming off an impreeeive fU'St place fini.h .t O.hko.h. the L.dy Rangers performed very well at home. Th. fourth place finiah was about what they were looking for, as they faced a very tough Calvin College out of Michig.n (ranked in the top 3 in the entire nation) and Hope College (r.nked in the top 10 in NCAA Division III). O.hko.h i. another traditionally strong taam. a. tha L.dy Titan. .pu.aked by the Ranger. with an 11 point margin. "I think we worked really strong as a team' • • we re really pushing each other. We had 11 people under 20 minutes last week and 6 under 20 this week," commented sophomore Tracey Pope. Pope led the Ranger. with. 13th place finish and a time of 00:19:00. followed by •• nior Kelly W.t.on (14th place with. time of 00:19:07). freshmann Valerie Ni.... (25th with • time of 00:19:25), sophomore Pam Tucker (26th with. tim. of 00:19:26), and senior Jen Christianson (38th with a time of 00:19:44). The outlook for the Rangers at this point in the Beason lies not necessarily in the team placement at the next few meets, but in attitude, as the teams prepare for the regionals and the NAIA National Meet here at Parkside. The men are looking to stay healthy, positive, and consistent, as they reach the final stretch of the season, while the women are focusing on their experience, depth, and attitude to "push each other" the rest of the way. Sotttr's ttams big wttkmd &IIP.W Slaughter SIXcial to Sport. Aang,'r Aunning: Womm Win 50/50 by Melinda L. V<Ulatko The University of WisconsinParkside Women's Cross Country 'Tham countinued their winning streak as they tied for a first place finish at the Athletic North Invitational in Oshkosh. Both UWP and Hope College shared a finishing score of 50 points. Throughout the 5000 meter race, the top seven runners aggreesively claimed the second place finishing title. Then, in the fmal200 meters, the women's fiery determination paid off. With impressive sprinting fmishes and fmal passes, UWP closed the four point g.p the t.am h.d wilh Hop. Colleg•. Thi. fmi.h put UW-Parkside in a first place tie with Hope. Kelly Watson, Pam Tucker, .nd Tr.cey Pope conlinued to l••d the team to victory. With. total of 156 runners competing, all three women fmished the race in the top 10. Kelly Watson completed the course with a triumphant 6th place finish, running the course in 18 minutes and 57 seconds. Tucker end Pope battled it in with eighth end ninth place finiehee respectively. Not only did the women tie for • f>r.t place title, but they beet numerous nationally ranked team ••• well. Of the NAIA teams at the meet, Parkside def•• tad Cedarvili •• nd Olivet Nazarine. More importantly, Parkside also beat NCAA III teams as well. These teams included UW-L.Cro .... UWOshko.h. University of Chicago. and UW-StevensPoint. This proves to be a positive aspect in determining how well Parksic;ie will compete in November's national meets. Commenting on the race, Tucker .t.ted. "Ifeel th.t this race was a real confidence builder for our team because we really worked together to win another meet." RAKE UP THE SAVINGS! Mention this ad, 1st tank is on us with purchase ofa vehicle. 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STORE HOURS: M-F 9-9: SAT. 9·5 552-7121 ELMWOOD CAR CO. 554-1997 3317 DURAND AVENUE lingering memory of last years loss, motivate Parkside? Will Parkside remain undefeated? Will Parkside win even though they are underdogs? Let's hope so; a victory against Ganon would move Parkside up in rankings, possibly to number 1standings in the nation. One more victory will, if Parkside beats Ganon and goes on to nationals. Will Coach Kilp •• lill shave his head like he promised? All thaoe questions and many more will he answered in weeks to come, .tay tuned. The MaD-y Faces Of Scott Novotny Parbide'III1,ccer team remains uncW'eated in Division 2 standings. Soturday, ar,ober 9th Parkoide·. soccer teem comPf'zed against University of Mithipn, " Division 1soccer team.. In thia the It.lura of. Big Ten ochool oorlainly didn't intimid.te the highly otilIed rW·Park.ide Ranger •. Park.ide doteate<l Michig.n by d.po.iting 4 go.l. whiIo holding th.ir opponants to a shulolli. Lock of re.t didn't .top Park.ide from """"mpliehing .nother victory the following doy. Parkoida d.prived Nort:hWMtern University. victory by shulling them out 3 to 0 Sunday. October 10th. While demolishing competition from slate to etata. Park.ide will face the DlIIIlber 1 ranked NCAA Division II team • r Gauoll, Gauon is also und.fe.ted. La.t l'OIr Pukeida lo.t to G.non 3 - O. Will the ··PAUK TH~ PLA.()~~~ NIGHT in Union Square Mon. Nov. 8th •• /~rcatComedY ~- ~I~b Performer Green !lay vs. Kansas City on big screen TV Lots of Super Door Prizes . Surprises & Food/lleverage Specials Dinner at 4:30 - Comedy at 7:00 - Game Time 8:00 , ,I by Tbdd Weber. ]/utlIling Journalist osha WI.-The saying "'Ib Kencloud there is a silver .~ couldn't have been more lin_':_hla for the Running 'PPU- on Saturday. Having to :s:u. the factors of fairly fOIlhumidity, injuiry, and h~Jof tough oompetition, the • teaIIl pulled together for a ~ pJaoe finish, while the ~die'PJaoed a strong fourth. 'lb' mens season has been doaOribed os a rebuilding proceaa withpoleD.tial. Last week's fourth pJaoe finish at Oshko~h ",ud>inOd with Saturday'a nmth pIaot finieh at home may serve 8BatDrIling point in 8 positive diraOlionfor the Rangers. The man abowed great attitude and .. thuoiesm os they looked to I pIaot in the top ten, despite hi.... to oops with tough oonditioDI and mjurree. The ninthpJaoe fmish (out of 26 _ and ovar 300 runners) toroedout to bejust one of many briPt pointe for Parkside. Another poeitive for the Rangers ... the foct thet only 29 """de and 15 places eeperated thenumber one and five runoere o. the teaIIl. The Parkeide Iovil.. 1ao proved to be another IlI8DlJIIe of the ooneietant improWmeDtofthe Rangers, not onJ,in lbe top five, but in the team.a whole. Coach Lucian Rosa and Asaistant Coach Mike Lunnow were very pleased with the performance. "We are a very young team, many freehmann and sophomores, but we are very pleased with it," commented Rosa. "The top five and top seven have always been real close to each other. What they did today was excellent. everyone ran real well,': stated Lunnow. The top five Rangers at the Parkeide Invite were BS follows: sophomore Greg Garland (63rd place with a time of 00:27:09), sophomore Jesse Decker (66th place with a time of 00:27:14), sophomore Kevin Mason (68th with a time of 00:27:19), freshmann Andy Sarnow (72nd with a time of 00:27:28), and senior Kirt Miller (78th with a time of 00:27:88). The season for the Lady Running Rangers has proven to be consistently strong. Coming oft' an impressive IJ.r8t place finish at Oshkosh, the Lady Rangere performed very well at home. The fourth place fmish was about what they were looking for, BS they faced a very tough Calvin College out of Michigan (ranked in ths top 8 in the entire nation) and Hope College (ranked in the top 10 in NCAA Division III). Oshkoeh is another traditionally strong team, as the Lady Titans spueaked by the Rangers with an 11 point margin. "I think we worked really strong as a team' we re rea , 1 ' ly pushing each other. We had 11 people under 20 minuteslsst week and 6 under 20 this week," commented sophomore Tracey Pope. Pope led the Rangers with a 13th place finish and a time of 00:19:00, followed by senior Kelly Watson (14th place with a time of 00:19:07), freehmann Valerie Nieeee (25th with a time of 00:19:25), sophomore Pam Tucker (26th with a time of 00:19:26), and senior Jen Christianson (38th with a time of 00:19:44). The outlook for the Rangers at this point in the Beason lies not necessarily in the team placement at the next few meets but in attitude, as the teams ' prepare for the regionale and the NAIA National Meet here at Parkside. The men are looking to stay healthy, positive, and consistent, as they reach the final stretch of the season, while the women are focusing on their experience, depth, and attitude to "push each other" the rest of the way. Sotttr'sttlms big wttkmd &lI:ie Slaughter 8prcial to Sports Pubide'. fII-coer team remains undllialed in Division 2 standings. ilItnnIIJ, O<",her 9th Parkeide'e soccer _~;ed againet Univereity of ~ •.l Division 1soccer team. In tbillli .. i.ture ofa Big 'Thn school ..... didn't intimidate the highly *uwtW.Parbida Rangers. Parkeide Wiolir,1Iiohigen by dspoeiting 4 goale "'lIoIdiu, their opponente to a ... Lack of reet didn't stop Parkside loa -.apliahing another victory the ~day. Parke ide deprived Nariw.txn University a victory by Ibuuiorlhem out S to 0 Sunday, October lOlL WhiJe demolishing oompetition from Ilateloolate, Parkeide will face the ~~ 1 renkad NCAA Divieion II team , - .. Oanon ie also undefeated. Last 1IIrPozbide loet to Ganon 3 - O. 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STORE HOURS: M-F 9·9: SAT. 9-5 552-7121 ELMWOOD CAR CO. 554-1997 3317 DURAND AVENUE lingering memory of last years 1088, motivate Parkside? Will Parkside remain undefeated? Will Parkside win even though they are underdogs? Let'e hope so; a victory against GanoD would move Parkside up in rankinga, possibly to number 1standings in the nation. One more victory will, ifParkside beats Ganon and goes on to nationals. Will Coach Kilps still shave his head like he promised? All these questions and many more will be answered in weeks to come, stay tuned. The MaD-y Faces Of Scott NovotnJ Aangrr Aunning: Womm Win 50/50 by Melinda L. Vasatko The University of WieconsinParkside Women's CroSB Country Team countinued their winning streak as they tied for 8 first place finish st the Athletic North lnvitetional in Oshkosh. Both UWP and Hope College shared a finishing BOOreof 50 pointe. Throughout the 5000 meter race, the top seven runners aggressively claimed the second place finishing title. Then, in the f"ma1200 meters, the women's fiery determination paid off. With impressive sprinting finishes and final passes, UWP closed the four point gap the team had with Hope College. Thie finish put UW-Parkeide in a rU'St place tie with Hope. Kelly Wateon, Pam Tucker, and Tracey Pope oontinued to lead the team to victory. With a total of 156 runners competing, all three women fmished the race in the top 10. Kelly Wateon completed the course with a ··PA()K TOil PLAClln NIGHT in Union Square Mon. Nov. 8th • -I~reat Comedy F r Sl~bPerformer Green llay vs. Kansas City on big screen TV Lots of Super Door Prizes . Surprises & Food/lleverage SpeCials . t 4'30 - Comedy al 7:00 - Game Time 8:00 Dmner a . triumphant 6th place finish, running the course in 18 minutes and 57 seconds. Tucker and Pope battled it in with eighth and ninth place finishes respectively. Not only did the women tie for a fU'St place title, but they beat numerous nationally ranked. teams as welL Of the NAIA teams at the meet, Parkside defeated Cedarville and Olivet Neeerine. More importantly, Parkside also beat NCAA 1II teams as welL These teams included UW-LaCroe8e, UWOshkosh, University of Chicago, and UW·Stevens.Point. This proves to be a positive aspect in determining how well Parkeide will compete in November's national meets. Commenting on the race, Tucker stated, "I feel that this race was a real confidence builder for our team because we really worked together to win another meet." I' CLASSIFIEDS Club Events GEOLOGYis a science!Come ~~..::.::.:::.:=:_----.- "Rock"with the GeoScienceciub Ranger Spirit Squad. at noon in GRNQ118on Informationalmeetingfor the Wednesdays RangerSpiritSquad...an extended PSGA· hid· an open meeting searchI Monday,October25, 1993 IS 0 Ing . @ Noon; C.E.C.A.(canter for FridayOct 22. 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D Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 8, October 21, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-10-21 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System academic advising communication arts building housing parkside activities board (PAB) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/2bdf313457ef4914e6a147b4b1f4f8f5.pdf 6cc3c12f4338fd9ee3745e7a8023e6c4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Sanchez Chosen for Miss USA Pagent Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document RnltttrStrom" InttrlmChitt NickZahn New8 Editor Monday,October 4, Thomas J. Knitter,assistant chief and dinotorofcampus police and publicsafety became interum Sanrhtz Chostn tor Miss USA Pagtant Anastasia Lehman News Writer/Photographer Erica Sanchez, a junior at UW-Parkside, will be competing for the title of "Miss Wisconsin, USA" in the Miss USA beauty pageant on November twenty-first and twenty-second. The Miss USA contest brings together young women across the country in search of "the girl next door' who could become the next Miss USA. The pageant consists of evening gown, swimsuit, and interview competitions to establish each contestant's poise and confidence. Erica became interested in.the pageant when an application was mailed to her. "They reviewed my application and sent me the information, saying that they felt I would be a terrific contestant," Sanchez said,"and I set to work inunediately to raise $750 in funding from different sponsors in the Kenosha area." (One ofher proud sponsors is Target stores.) Erica is honored to be chosen as a beauty contestant, and she hopes that it will be a good experience and enjoyable as well. Erica's background has prepared her for this challenge. She is a model who has done work for JC Penney's and other department stores, and she is also a trained Shakespearian actress. Sanchez plays classical piano and has had many years of training in ballet. She also is an EnglisbIDramatic Arts major, currently rehearsing for the U.W.Parkside play, "Wilder, Wilder, Wilder," and she works in The Writing Center here on campus. "The Miss USA Pageant will be a wonderful opportunity," stated Sanchez, "for it is dedicated to giving the contestant the best experience ever. It offers us the opportunity to meet other contestants and civic leaders from cities across the state, and it allows all ofus to benefit from a Pageant that could change our lives forever." 80und 8y Law fHtlusiut InttrultW With Morttn Sundt, Prtsldtnt of G.L.G. by Vanessa Woods Managing Editor attending Parkeide, he wanted the Gay and Leebien Organization(G.L.O.) to exist, but at the time it didn't. So his significant other, a few other people and himself founded - Jv(orten Sunde - G.L.O. on campus in Fall of 1991. Ayear after; he became one of the coordinators. Morten hopes to educate people and promote a comfortable atmosphere for gays, lesbians, bisexuals and straight friend. on campus. He has also beeninvolved in ccuntleee other handed. There are 5,000 students at Parkside, therefore, there are about 500 How would you feel if most gay and lesbian students at people were gay or lesbian, but Parkeide. He pereonally know. you were attracted to the over 60 gay and lesbian opposite sex? How would you students, etaff and faculty at feel if society chastised you Parkeide by first name. because you felt it was normal? To bring the issue closer to chief ofpolice for the How would you feel if your home, Wisconsin is one ofthe Univereity ofWisconein family and friend. dieowned few states not legalizing Parkaide. David Ostrowski, youbecause ofit? How would discrimination against sexual who resigned as UW-Parkside you feel if your significant orientation. However, religious chief ofpolice, was hired at the other hid your relationship institutions are allowed to rank ofcaptain by the UW- from the world that you held so diecriminate against gays and Whitewater police department. dear? Did you know that mor lesbiane according to Morten A search committee eand more gay and lesbian Sundefeocn-da), president of will be formed by people are coming out the Student Organization Ao.istant Chancellor including stare ouch as Council(S.O,C.), Streeter to review and Amanda Bearse from Morten Sunde is 25 and is B screen applicante for "Married ...With Children" native ofNorwsy who decided the position According came out in the September 21, to come to America because his to Streeter, the process 1993? She play. the neighbor dream is to trsvel. He has will take about three ofthe Bundy family. Her past travelled to Africa twice and months and will include love oftwo and a half years most ofWestern Europe and is at least one student. was Sandrs Bernhard. This is a Physics major and a Math Knitter noted some what l00/«men 49, women 52) minor. Morten, S.P.C. challenges thet the ofthe gay and lesbian adult president joinsd a foreign department will face in population in America bas exchange program and lived the period he will be dealt with in the heterosexual with a host family in 1985to interum chief. community according to the 1986 in Racine. Morten Maintaining and McKinsey institute. However, performed various careers in improving the Morten believes people are being a flight instructor and deparment, its relatione born gay or lesbian, but not a cargo pilot, until he had to go with the campus and 100% gay or lesbian Just like back to Norway due to area communities, as he doesn't believe people are i.mmigration laws. Eventually, well as working to 100%heterosexual. One can he came back to America in dispell perception easily compare being gay ro search ofa degree and to problems were left-handed people, because continue his dream ofpiloting. . areas cited. 10%ofthe population is left- When Morten began continued on page 2 ~ __ ..:T..:.'h:om=as::,J~ ...::.x~l1:lt~te::.r_.~~~~=- ::-::-:-:::----:::-::::~;:--:;-;-:-;-;::::::-;-;;::;;-~:-;;----;~-;-;~~-:-;:;-;:r-_----------- RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 .......... :- ,;,; ;l;"T"- ::1i$:l;" Buchanan Strange Elementary, Kenosha; Suzie Bod Gitter, Starbuck Middle SchDo\ ill' Racine; Jerill Grover, _ LincolDlColumbus Elementary, iiII Kenosha; James Masterson, ,\Ill Wilson Elementary, Kenosha, IjoU and Pam Sukus, Tremper High... School, Kenosha. ... In addition, Kenosha area ,,_ principals Beth Sabo, Jeffel"llOn 1h Elementary, Curtis Himes, I_ Lincoln Elementary, and '"' Lynette Zimmer, McKinley '" Junior High, and Caddy VISta ~U Principal Ozetta Kirby, mil Caledonia, have agreed to "'IIlfI MI' to "Alumni Night" and serveas ." panel discussants. !hop ... I D1 mI TI .. I modern. and safe workout I1Il equipment and facilities. II!)! A dance room for aerobic Do The University of Wiseone in- classes, combative room for I.e: Parkside Physical Education martial arts classes, larger I P. building addition is being aerobic super circuit classroom 8 designed with ita students in a lecture hall, and .. mind. The design, is far from appropriately sized locker .. being finalized, and will rooms are other features that attempt to make both are being coneidered for the I recreational activities and students benefit and ~ physical education claeaes enjoyment. "These are all mere acceasible to students, thinge that have been limited according to Linda Draft, UW- to students do to the Parkside Athletic Director. limitations of the current The main feature of the building." said Draft. building addition will be a 200 The current gym will be meter indoor track. This will continued to be used for I ~ enable both students and collegiate events such ae . faculty from Parkside to run baskethall, volleyhall, and r and walk year round in the wrestling. While the addition I convenience and safety of an could be used simultaneously i~ indoor facility. The space for Phy. Ed. classes that '0 opened up ineide the facility is currently are canceled during ~ available for such activities as these events. n tennis and expanded The Physical Education 1 . intramural activities which are building addition will be on' ~ currently limited do to lack of student referendum next ~ space. "I think the intramural spring. The state of W18consin ~ program would be DlDSt requires students to pay 15% ,~ directly benefited from an of projecte that they benefit ~ addition to the building." Said from on their campus. 1£ I t Jim Koch, director of the passed, it will mean that p Parkside intramural program. student seg fees will be ~ "Wecould have a lot more increased 15 dollars, according teams and better time to Eric Bovee, President of schedules if we didn't have Parkside Student Governme nl BUch limitations." Association. Bovee said his Along with the track, which omy reservation about the ': is the ouly area of the proposed addition is how ~ studenJ> I addition that will be used for would take advantage ofit. Tbt I The Xan(Jer Nf!1VS intercollegiate athletic events, building addition will take 30 : are such possibla features as a yeare to payoff, and will be t 900 Wood:x-J 80x2000 weight room. This would funded same way the Studenl I' X,~k. 1171 SJJ4"2000 alleviate the overcrowding of Union, which was built 20 tel. 59522.87 or 595.2.2.95 the . h ~========~~~~~:;;~:=~::;~;;~=~~~:;~~~~~~~~~~~~~:-:-~~curr~~e~nt~w~e~Ig~t~are~a,~a:n:d~ __ y:e:ar:s~ag:o~. _ provide the student with I ~'I RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 Sound by Law. from pg. I activities and jobs such as know if they are gay. It took being Parkside Activities some time, but Morten's Board team coordinotor and natural family is supportive working with the Union and and his Morten is now a gay Student Activities. Now he advocate. His mother had to works forProfessional change her plans for her Bon Food Management. as far 8S having a Morten stated tl18t Norway traditional marriage. is a Socialistic country The real disadvantages of meaning it is similar to being gay are having to go to America in some ways and bare in groups of four or more different in others. It is like a for protection, because people democracy, Norway has a king want you dead, some sports and queen, but they have no people play are gay bashing. political power. Norway has Brad RoschYk(Morten's had a woman prime minister significant other), went to the for a long time and is a great bathroom and ecmeone turned deal more liberal as compared offthe lighte and beat him and to America with sexuality. It shoved him into a wall in 1990 had the hightest percentage of at Parkside. women in their government. There are stereotypes of than any other country and gays such as lisps, being also is one of only two countries effeminate, being child in the world where it's legal to molesters and wanting to dress have a gay or lesbian marriage. up in women's clothes. These Incidentally, America is part are some of the reasons why of the North Atlantic Treaty gays and lesbiane don't come OrganizationCNATO),a military out. Morten never had a desire organization which consiets of to wear women's clothes. a fourteen country alliance. Of Transexuals are the ones that the alliance, only England and wear women's clothes and feel America are banning gays and they are trapped ineide a lesbians and America has the woman's body. Most gay men harshest laws within the two do not wear women's clothes, countries. This msane that but the media and religious America already works with channels such ae the "700 gays and lesbians in other CLUB" portray them as such, countries during military stated Morten. People do not operation. One good example realize that the gay and lesbian was Iraq chich recently community are 60 diverse. happened. So, Morten does not Then there are the matters understand why straight msn of the church, 90% of the are 60 paranoid of gay men, he population in Norway is stated the military is filled Lutheran, Morten coneiders with gays and Ieebiane like it himself a Christian but doesn't or not. "The gay community is believe the bible preaches nto aout to recruit people." against any people regardless Morten had a normal family of sexual orientation. People life just like any other family used to use the bible to justify except he lived in an island slavery for Mrican.-Americans community. He came out to his just like they are using the family in Norway while living bible to oppress homosexuality in America they told him they today. There are even very few loved him, but told him to priest or ordinances thet will never come back. He recalls accept a gay priest and ordain throwing them hints he was a gay person. "Agay pereon gay, but his family was shocked can not make anybody gay." even though they kind of knew, Before meeting each other, he would wonder why it had to Brad and Morten have kissed happen to hom. He asked men ofcolor before, so color is himself why did he have to be not as much of an issue, different and why couldn't he because gaye and lesbians be attracted to women. It took would like to think that they do many years before he could not oppress people of color admit his being gay to himself. seeming thet they are Morten had thought it wae oppressed themselves. puberty at first because ~ However, it is DDtruling out men go through a homosexual that some gays and lesbiane phase, but he always felt are discriminatory. attracted to men whereas Monogamy is a personal heterosexual men were issue, however, Morten believes attracted to women. one just in monogamy. Brad is Morlen's first partner, he did not have any gay relationships before Brad. Brad and Morten believes in "gaydar", which is basically being able to detect whether or not someone is gay among gays and lesbians. Morten loves Brad because he's a man and looks and dresses like a man, vice versa. At the same time, people must realize that sexual orientation plays a small role as to who a personie. Brad is 23 years old, a Customer Service Representative at Reiman Publications. Brad was also active on campus while enrolledatParks~e. Morten sees Brad ae tall, dark, handsome and loveable. When asked what the thinks when he eeea Morten, Brad mentions love, intelligence, friendliness and openness. They were involved in many of the same activities and they, met each other at a dance at Parkside. Morten took his significant other (Brad) with him last Christmas to Norway and kept it quite open to other family and friends that they were gay. They just celebrated their anniversary a month ago, they have been together over two yea.re and Morten came out in Christmas of 1990 to his families while at Parkside. "When I am done with school, I will have to return to my country and I can not stay with the person I love because I am gay." "A sad thing, maybe Brad wi! go to Norway or maybe I will continue to go here, we don't know what is gong to happen," There isn't even any insurance coverage or tax breaks for gays and lesbians face, so they can face additional economic discrimination compared to that hetereosexual married couples. This also makes marriages across borders impossible for gays and lesbians He does plan to get married and to have children, adopting is one of their optione. Brad believes people think GAYequals A.I.D.S. He always encourages protection, but "I don't take ownership from A.I.D.S." More women and children die from AIDS. As far as GAYpride, Brad says "What's to think, I'm proud of who I am". File RANGER NEWS 1993-1994 Steven Moore Editor-in·Chief Vanessa Woods , Manael.Ili" Editor Joseph G. Kane .Assistant Manaaini Editor Tanya M. Dornik "Business Manqer Christine L. Wuson Assistant Business ManaKer Nicholas W. Zahn News Editor Alan R. Cook Assistant News Editor Chrietopher S. 'Ilshuk " FeatuI"e Editor Kevin C. Williams Sporte Editor Jeffrey M. Wenirer Entertainment Editor Joseph G. Kane COpyEditor Gab. R. Kluka COpyEditor Betty C. Mcllvaine Calendar Editor Michael D. Paupore Photo Editor Raymond G, Wi&(ins Layout & Graphic Deeilfl1 Grer Lebrick PhotoiTapber Doua Foss Photorrapher Anastasia Lehman Pbotorrapher Advisors to the Ranter: Julie Kine. Andrew McLean, Stuart Rubner. Jan Nowak, and Judy Lopdon. University of Wisconsin Parkside OCTOBER 14, 1993 Flu Uatrin" Now Auailablt those who are 65 years of age or older; those with long tenn heart or lung problems; the.. Health Services will offer flu with chronic illnesses; tho.. vaccines for only $7.00 on a with immunological disorde", . . first come, first serve beeis. "Aflu shot may be given to . Vaccine is now available in the persone wishing to reduce theiJ health servicee office, MOLN chances of catching the flu; D115. Influenza (flu) is a viral persone who provide essentie! infection of the nose, throat, community services; students bronchial tubes and lungs thet or other persone in schools or can make someone of any age colleges," said Sandra Riese ill. Symptoms of the flu may Director of Health Services.' include fever, chills, cough, 1£ you wish to receive the flu sore throat, runny nose and vaccine, contact Health Serivll8 muscle aches. at 595-2366 to make an Flu vaccine is recommended appointment, or stop in health for several groups who are Services at MOLN D115. The coneidered at high risk for clinic is open Monday through serious illness. These include: Friday from 8:0 am to 4:40pm. II SW£A "Alumni Night" I by Janet Wade New. Writer The UW-Parkside Student Wiaconein Education Assoc- iation and School of Education will sponsor an "Alumni Night" on Thursday, October 21, at 6 p.m. in Moln 105. It will consist of two 45 minute sessions ofpanel discussione, featuring UWP graduates who are now teachers in area school districts. Alumni who have agreed to attend include Dawn D'Acquist Tierney, Goodland Elementary, Recine; Sean Fair, Gilmore Middle School, Racine; Justine Kessler, Somers Elementary School; Howard Glass, Lance Junior High, Kenosha; Brenda Phy id Addition Plans Todd Hein New8 Writer 1 '1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 7, October 14, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dr. Sleeter Wins Research Award Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document "NEWS October 7th, 1993 • Vol.22 • Issue 6 THE _t.....,~ . university of wisconsin-parkside ........ , ... JIr. Sleeter· Wins Researah Award" Alcm R. Cook Approaches for Multicultural AMiltont News Editor Teaching Plans for Race, Class, Gender, and Disability are co- authored with Dr. Carl A. Grant, a colleague in Madison. Emp'0werment Through Muttcultural Education; a collection of articles edited by Sleeter, was granted an award "bythe American Educational Studies Aseociation. Sleeter's most recent publication is entitled Keeper» of the American Dream: A Study of Staff Development and Multicultural Education. "I try to take multicultural education WS • YOUR #l NEWS SOURCE· CALL 595-2287 "()hriotiDe is the perfect ........ fthe teacher-scholar JDDdoI &batwe try to cultivate I bole olParkside; Dr. George A. PwNibris, Professor and or&baComputer Science . ring Dspartment, ... rta as he snDr. Christine E. _tionof ........ 1993 Research ...... wardedat 8opIIaIbor's fall ODIIIMDQIment. "She is, iudood,. otar pereon in both ~~~ academics," says Chllr who served as ~tbe Committee on Il -.ll..~ ~reative Activity ~"" ...uiae, which ~ Slseter for the ':"tt4 professor of Teacher "'-III..... D, teaches courses in 1lI...:-.":'S and Human ~ Multicultural ~ and • Seminar for ~. ~, she is involved in ot~ l8search on a variety ~;;- "'_Dtered around ~ education. ~ bIa .uthored numerous -.. and boob as a result of Itr~ Making Choices "'1\-,~ral Education -'NIlfI onLearning: Five in different directions ... In all, I think that I have arrived at more questions than conclusioDB," Sleeter modestly states. Sleeter explains that her special contribution to research is an emphasis on syntheSIS. Issues of anthropology, sociology, cultural studies and curriculum studies come together in her work. "I also get interested in ethnograph;y as a research method," she says. All ,f this becomes a part of her m ,st important interest: the tes ,bing of teachers. "Hew do you get institutions to oJ- .ange in a way that moves toy. ard greater equality, when fr... structures of those j ;lStitutions perpetuate inequality?" Sleeter asks. We start by looking at teachers, she says. "How will they start doing things differently?" If, after teaching our teachers "there is no real change, yo;" must ask wh;y, and ask where do you go with that." Sleeter emphasizes a dual approach to change. She looks both at working with individual teachers and at implementing structural changes. She reports a keen interest in political organizing . When asksd whether thers is a real problem with multicultural education in our public schools, Sleeter says that you nsed only look at the racial composition of Parkside as compared to the surrounding communities to recognize a disproportionate situation. "A dispropor- tionately high percentage of white students end up in the college track courses in our public schools." Sleeter is proactive in her approach, emphasizing factors that we can do something about. She speaks of testing, teaching styles and the attitudes ofteachera. She speaks of turning 10w achieving kids' into 'high achievers.' She tries to teach her teachers that this "sometimes involves dramatic chengs from the way things were done while you were in school." Sleeter believes that teachers can get kids excited and thet the kids will then learn. "I try to teach my teachers to figure out what gets the kids excited," she says. Slseter also speaks fondly of the work she has done with assistant professors that she has met at various conferences, often women of color, assisting them in developing their own research and writing skills so as to publish more successfully. "I try to seek people out and give them academic help and mentoring ... I guess I see myself as giving back to them what was given to me, academ- ically," she quietly explains. Slseter says that she will bank the small cash amount awarded her and use it to buy a new computer. "There was no question for the committee who the recipisnt ofthis year'a award would be, when Christins's credentials were brought to us ... It is very fortunate for all of us here at Parkside to have Christina as a colleague; summarizes Perdiksris. "She ...... CeIeIIraIes 101h AnnuaI .......... I.. by Steven Mcore the soccer team, and a sprinter on the track team. "I'm very proud to represent the univsrsity as homecoming king this year; J onss said. "It will give me the opportunity to demonstrate academic excellence, leadership, school spirit, and a bright smile to all. Lewin is a sophomore majoring biology, and ahe is acting secretary of Black Student Union and student representative for the Library Serials Department. "AI. homecoming quesn I want to illustrate the love, knowledge, and respect that this institution has so gracefully shared with me," she said. This is the second year in a row which the Black Student Union has won homecoming king and queen. On Monday night, Parkside celebrated the 10th annual Homecoming by crowning Greg Jones and Lorien Lewin, as representatives of Black Student Union as King and Queen of the Homecoming Court. First runners-up for Homecoming King and Queen were AI Heppnsr from the Ranger Newspaper and Jennifer DeGuzman from Pre- Heaith Club. Second runners- up were Patricia Quintsro from the Ranger Newspaper and Aaron Sens from the Parkside Activities Board. Jones is a sophomore majoring in communications, and he is actively involved with Black Student Union, Ranger News sporta writer, manager of is a star person in both teaching and academics ... She hes been able to integrate her research and bring it into the clessroom for the benefit of her students," he fondly states. "Christine is an outstanding performer." The Reuger staff joins with all of Parks ide in wishing Dr. Sleeter congratulations on her much deserved award. It is indeed heartening to recognize such high-level performance by one of our own. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 6, October 7, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-10-07 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System gay and lesbian organization homecoming kenosha kenya peer health educators research award https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/30233e99aaecdb4f46095a0eafadd86e.pdf 1d8654e6e59e9d93bca6d6b85fe4ba9c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. chief Ostrowski Resigns Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PUlTRY Pam,la 6i1b,rt by Nirk Ltwis Joins Pirksid. Ficulty .xclusiVt to th. I1nlj.r intmitw with UW-P's ~ ntwtst (ntUsh Proftssor Plj.16 ",3 THE university of wisconsin-parkside • celebrating 25 years Chief Ostrowski' Resigns AlanR. Cook A8BistantNews Editor Mer nearly five years of .. rvice, Mr. David Ostrowski \eDdered his resignation as Universityof Wisconsin- Parbide Chief of Police. Beginning on October 6, he laiss a position at the Univsrsityof Wisconsin- Whitewater, eqjoying the rank of Captain, responsible for all polios aemces. Ostrowski speaks of "pelSOnal reasons" as the prime consideration in his decision to naign. "My wife and I greatly uVoythe area around Whitewater,"he eeye. "It is my difFerent then our urban lOlling here." "Youtend to be a jack of all trades on a small campus," he says, "and a master of nona," The opportunity to specialize, affordedby a larger, more reoidential campus, is a challenge to which Ostrowski Ioobforward. "I won't be missiug the parking complaints,"he jokes. "At Whitewater, ru be focusing on the management of a slightly larger police staff .... In all, it is a position thet better matches and meshes with my particular talents, abilities and philosophy," he explains. The decision to resign has not been an easy one, Ostrowski eays. 'Tve been here since December 1, 1988 and since that time we've seen a remarkeble transformation in the University's relationship to law enforcement." He speaks of "the professionalization of the department" and the development of a more proactive attitude toward service and crime prevention as high pointe of his tenure at Parkeide. His greatest regret is "our inability to retain highly qualified officers," a problem that he attributes to a low pay structure and a relatively low level of respect in the community. Reflecting on his yeare at Parkeide, he quietly states, "I have made many relationships here thet I will greatly miss." . Dr. William Streeter, Quintero Places In Beauty Pageant Anastasia Lehman News Writer Patricia Quintero, a IOJ>hmoreat UW-Parkeide, .... third runner-up in the Mias Mexicana ~ant. According to ~ro, the pageant is lUlDUa1lyat the ~":,:"rfest Grounds F-~ Milwaukee's t setiva Mexicana. ThE eetivalallows people '.,0 u:,.raaa their pride in, or Il:_a~reciation o~'the ~"'pamc culture. NJss MeXi cana is invite" to attend IllaJJy differ.nt SOCial events as a ~ntative of the <:1.-'-. COmmID rity.. ~ro entereJ the pageant bo\hUoe sbe wa-'intrested in If, the echoluship that was o "red and tb. opportunity to ~lllew people. Quintero is uWprou~ 01her heritage. At invof arksid ., she is actively l! 0 ved ~ <he secretary of .i P.P:~a.n-'Panic Organization aruide). Quintero is a Patricia Quintero communications major and is minoring in Spanish. S~ is aleo working at the Leammg Center, and works with junior high students for CALC. Quintero invites everybody ~ participate in H.O.P. events ':" the hope that other pe?ple will experience and appreClJlte the I Hispanic culture .. Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, Ostrowski's immediate supervisor at Parkside, commenting on his decision, says "I knew that he had been looking around at other positions for a while ... so I accepted his resignation." Speaking generally, Streeter remarks, "The Chief has been actively involved in the life of both the campus and the law enforcement communities of which he was apart .... We wish him well in nsxt position." In more specific detail, Streeter outlines what he considers to be Ostrowski's most significant accompliahments while at Parkside. "Dave brought professional standards and demeanor to the police force by increasing training of staff. He insured thet training and proper use of equipment has been emphasized. He enhanced crime prevention programming. He put together an Administrative Directives Manual which will guide future Continued on page 2 September 30th, 1993 • Vol. 22 • Issue 5 Chief Ostrowski UW Vice-President Visits with Student Leaders GregoryM. Gauthier News /Feature Writer University of Wisconsin System Vice-President Steven Portch payed a visit to the Parkside campus Tuesday, September 21, while msking his annual campus rounds. Portch ended his visit that afternoon with a discussion with Parkside's Student Leaders - amoug the participants were Parkeide Ranger Editor-in-Chief Steven Moore, Ranger Assistant Managing Editor Joe Kane, Ranger Business Manager Tanya Dornik, PSGA President Eric Bovee, and a representetive of PABA. The discussion centered mostly on the idea of a Student Bill of Rights and Responsibilities, which is to include, according to Vice- President Portch, issues like the counseling center, academice, and ways to learn constructively about the faculty and ite teaching metlwds. "Faculty Portfolios" was an idea presented by Portch as a possible compromise to the demand from students that they be allowed to view student evaluation forms for the UW Faculty. The "Faculty Portfolio," as described by Portch, could include a wbDle range of materials regarding teaching methods, examples of course material, and syllabi, in order to give the students a "more complete picture" of the classes, and the way each instructor teaches them. Another major concern to the Vice-President, was the development of a tighter campus community bond and ways to make thet community more "inclusive. II • As an example, Portch talked about a freshman program at the UW-Eau Claire campus, where all incoming freshman were required to read a given text, and then attend a team taught seminar on the contents and issues contained within the book. Another term Portch used to describe this sort of mingled atmosphere was a "learning community," adding thet it would emphasize interdisciplinary study and teach ways in which the different forms of knewlege could interact. Portch also discussed, gensral ways to make each of the campuses more interactive in order to, as he explained it, create a bond among the various campuses of the entire university system. Some of the discussion centered on planning for the university from 1995 through 2000, and included a number of remarks regarding another major item on the agenda -- the Governor's Accountability Task Force Report. "The stete is in a situation where it cannot give us any more money, and so we get criticized a lot," Portch stated on the issue of funding, and the quality of the university system. Continued on page 2 - .....",.....n M.1 'H~U;TO OATT'Df"'I ..... 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Questions Surround UW-SP Student's Death Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE Questions Surround UW-SP Student's Death. t,y Kelly Leeker UW-Stevens Paint While officials have called the death of a UW-Stevens Point student a homicide, several aspects of the investigation remain in question. Vicki Schneider, 21, was found by a maid in the first floor room of the Best Western Royale, Highway 10 East, shortly before 1 p.m. on Aug. 7, according to the Stevens Point Police Department. Officials would not release the cause of death Tuesday because they feel it may harm e investigation, said Police 'ef Robert Kreisa. 1-lolding certain details of the investigation allows us to test the reliability of witnesses and suspects," he said. Kreisa said the investigation is focused on a couple of people, and police suspect the person or people responsible for the murder knew Schneider and were with her in the hotel preceding her death. Police based their ruling of homicide on interviews with people who knew Schneider and guests at the motel as well as test results and evidence gathered from the scene. No evident of physical trauma was found on Schneider's body and autopsy and toxicology reports finalized last week revealed no trace of drugs or alcohol in her body, said . Partage County Coroner Scott Rifleman. Police found a sticky adhesive substance on Schneider's wrists during their investigation, but Kresia said they are not sure about the nature of that substance. "It could be tape, but we don't know what it was and I'm not going to jump to any conclusions," he said. While all the tests have been received from the Milwaukee County Medical Examiner's Office, where the autopsy was performed, officials are still awaiting test results from the Wisconsin Crime Lab in Madison. TDDENT EXPERIENCES IRKING HORROR t,y Alan R Cook asst. news editM -i would never want this to ppen to anyone else. That's hy I'm telling you about this," says Ms. Laura Howard, a University of Wisconsin- Parkside student, as she deacribes her introduction to the sometimes harsh parking regulations on campus. "I know I was wrong to park there and I'll take full responsibility for that, but I do not think it should have gone to this extreme." It was September 3, the second day of classes. Howard, arriving for classes in the morning, found that the Union parking lot was barricaded, llldicating that it was full. She parked her car in the Visitors' Lot near Union, taking special care _to display her student parking permit in a prominent spot, "What upset me most wa• tbatI_had a parking permit in t Window. I felt like that w .iS ; YI was towed," she expla'.ns. he put a quarter in the m der d went to class. When she returned to her king space, she found her ~~ not there. "Yoi; know ow ll is," she says. "Y)u start ;n<lering if you forr,ot where ::i parked or what . .. Finally, I t back to the in ,ormation desk in Union to see if they knew anything about it. They told me, 'They towed your car.'" Howard went to the offices of UW-Parkside University Police. There she demanded to see the "person in charge." She talked to Chief David Ostrowski, who explained to her campus policy on these matters. "I ended up telling them that they all · needed to take a course in psychology and learn how to deal with people," Howard says. "They seemed so cold ... " Howard made her way to Romano Towing, a company used by the University for these situations. There she was told that she would have to pay $85.57 to take possession of her car "I asked them, 'Did you wr , rk on it while I was gone, or v hat ... ' I do understand that chere was some extra charge because it was a front-wheel drive car." Howard was told that they would not take personal checks for payment. She also found a $15 ticket from Parkside on her windshield. "It cost me around $102, plus all the time and aggravation, Howard summarizes. "It completely spoiled my first week of classes ... I was so angry ... I understand it's policy and I . could see a ticket, but to tow it away: that's kind of ridiculous, if you ask me." University of Wisconsin- Parkside Chief of Police, Mr. David Ostrowski, gives his perspective on the case, saying "I think that Ms. Howard doesn't like me too much.'' Commenting further, Ostrowski says, "I try to talk to people in a non-accusatory way, but I think that she was just not in a position to listen to anyone ... I don't think I could have made her happy, no matter what I said." Ostrowski points out that the Visitors' lot has three large signs, warning motorists of the restrictions and consequences operative there. He also observes that many people do not read the parking brochures provided by safety personnel. "People need to read their brochures and pay attention to signs ... Ms. Howard admitted that she had not read her brochure." He reminds students, faculty and staff that they can pick up a copy of Parkside's parking regulations at the Safety Office in Tallent Hall. Asked about the decision to have Howard's car towed, he explains, "The problem with citations is that people are willing to pay $10 or $15 to park where they want, sometimes. It does not serve as These include tests for fingerprints and hair fibers and a rape test kit, Kreisa said. The police department is continuing with the investigation and has interviewed probably over 100 people, Kreisa said. "We're trying to put all the pieces together and find out all we can about Vicki Schneider and what happened at the motel." he said. Schneider checked into the hotel with a credit card at approximately 1 :30 pm August 16. A maid found her lying naked on the bed of her first floor room the next day, Kreisa said, and their was no sign of her clothes or any identification in the room. A French major, Schneider had lived in an apartment on Fifth Avenue all summer and was attending summer school. Her friends said the UWSP junior had planned to travel to France second semester. Students should not take this murder as a sign that Stevens Point is an unsafe city, according to Kreisa. "We can never guarantee safety, but this is not a random murder," he said. "Based on the information gathered I highly doubt that her being a student had anything to do with her death. RESTR\CTED METE.RED AREA . SMJR1, HRM v:sinm i'A?\:N{: ex' . MAW-flt. i A~< f'~ PAi~J;·!~~i~)~(!;;.~~l\\V/i ~\"> ~Vi\ \:- .. ;-..:-::,:;-· ··•::' ; :·_,,:,.·_ :: an adequate deterrent." Ostrowski observes that the present strict policy is one that has evolved over several years. "It is a strict policy, I'll give you that, but it's a policy that has evolved over time as the only way to handle the situation." "People seem to think that it is their inalienable right to park as close as possible to their class or office or whatever. We just cannot accommodate that. No campus can," Ostrowski observes. "We strive to be as customer-service oriented as possible here at Parkside ... we try to accommodate everyone ... sometimes that means strict regulations and strict enforcement." He points out that the Tallent Hall parking lot has never been full despite the frustration of the first two weeks of parking. Summarizing the Howard case, Ostrowski firmly states, 'There were no mistakes made here. We legitimately towed that vehicle and we will continue to strictly enforce our parking regulations." Laughingly referring to himself as "Parking Czar," he says that this is the one part of his job that he would most gladly give up. "It is an axiom of police work," he says, "that people get more upset about parking problems than do about drunk driving or anything else." Both Howard and Ostrowski hope that this story will serve to spare others the kind of unnecessary aggravation that parking at Parkside can bring. RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 Professor Richard Brown Directs Business School of the allocated time by the national board. The accreditation would gain the Business School national recognition. The second objective is to meet the expectations of the major stakeholders of the School of Business who are students, alumni, faculty and local busnesses. These expectations are to be identified through three advisory boards; two of which have been developed and directed by Dr. Brown. The advisory boards include UW - Parkside's current Business Board which has been doubled, sitting twenty professional business' representatives, represen ting firms such as Northwestern Mutual Life, Abbot Labs and Gander Mountain. In addition the board seeks to represent a greater portion of the area's service industries, Kenosha's Lakeview Corporate Park region, and a greater portion of northeastern Illinois. The two new advisory boards to Parkside's School of Business are the Student Advisory Board (currently under selection) which is to be selected as a representative sample of the students attending the Business School to offer suggestions and concerns regarding future ,------------------1 and direction Dr. Richard D. Brown has to offer. A few of his major accomplishments while serving at Northrn Illinois University's College of Business are as follows: • Responsibility for adrninstering an undergraduate program for 5,000 majors and 500 minors in the College of Business. • Leading and developing a successful accreditation of undergraduate and graduate Accountancy, programs and reaccreditaion of the undergraduate and graduate business adminstration programs. .Establishing a career Advisory Board of four business executives, a director of Career Planning and Placement, one alum, three facuIty, and two students to plan ad implement a career program for undergraduate students. Dr. Richard D. Brown's greatest asset to UW - Parkside's School of Business is his clear management by objectives philosophy. Major objectives currently identified for the Business School. This process is given a standard completion time of five years, however, Dr. Brown has set a tenatative date for the Business School to become accredeited near the end of 1995, three years ahead by Mike Stukel Professor Richard D. Brown is the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's new acting dean for the School of Business. Many business studen ts may recall that UW - Parkside's Business school has been absent a "permanent" dean for nearly a year in half. In that interim period Professor Art Corr and Professor Ronald Singer have shared time as temporary deans. Prior to Singer and Corr's temoporary position, Beverlee Anderson served as Dean from 1988 to 1992, and Art Dudycha served from 1977 to 1988). Dr. Richard D. Brown officially took over the position as Dean of the School of Business this past July, after serving as Dean at Northern Illinois University's College of Business from September 1984 to July 1993. Wen asked as to why he left the Northern Illinois University for UW- Parkside he stated, "It was time for a change, I was looking for a smaller school, in the Midwest, with a strong business program and a faculty which had the desire and poten tal to become accredited. UW - Parkside met these criteria." UW-Parkside will greatly benefit from the exerpience the University of Illinois with majors in Marketing and Economics. His current interests and hobbies include various outdoor activities such as camping and outdoor sporu Dr. Richard D. Brown has the academic background and professional experience to lead the UW - Parkside's Business School to becoming a competitive force in the professional job market, which will greatly enhance the school and community in the proces We look forward to a productive future. majors/concentrations and related curriculum for the BusinessSchool. The second Board is the Alumni Advisory Board (currently under selection), which will reflect eurrentjob markets and career trends of the local professional business area. Dr. Richard D. Brown academic background includes a BA from the Universi ty of Kansas with a major in Journalism, a M.S. in Education from Emporia State University with a major in Business Education and a Ph.D in Business Adminstratino from -Bag a great fall job! ~ \a' , - At Ga~der Mountain, you can eam good money, work a convenient schedule, a~~ still have the time you need for family, friends, school or relaxation. 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Our team members enjoy: • Good pay & incentives • 20%merchandise discounts • Paid holidays • Paid training ~n~erest;t Co?,e by our personnel office, and we'll fill you in on all the detail> 8 ae 0 12 Ice IS open Monday.Friday, 7 am.5 pm and Saturday, Fri:- 8 noon .t P.O. Box 128, Hwy. W, Wilmot, WI 53192 or Monday' (Co::;'ni an;; r m at 8338 W.shington Ave., Suite 105, Racine, WI 53406. en y ocated next to Ensenada's Restaurant.) RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 Professor Richard Brown Directs Business School t,y Mike Stukel Professor Richard D. Brown is the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's new acting dean for the School of Business. Many business students may recall that UW - Parkside's Business school has been absent a "permanent" dean for nearly a year in half. In that interim period Professor Art Corr and Professor Ronald Singer have shared time as temporary deans. Prior to Singer and Corr's temoporary position, Beverlee Anderson served as Dean from 1988 to 1992, and Art Dudycha served from 1977 to 1988). Dr. Richard D. Brown officially took over the position as Dean of the School of Business this past July, after serving as Dean at Northern Illinois University's College of Business from September 1984 to July 1993. Wen asked as to why he left the Northern Illinois University for UW- Parkside he stated, "It was time for a change, I was looking for a smaller school, in the Midwest, with a strong business program and a faculty which had the desire and potental to become accredited. UW- Parkside met these criteria." OW-Parkside will greatly benefit from the exerpience and direction Dr. Richard D. Brown has to offer. A few of his major accomplishments while serving at Northm Illinois University's College of Business are as follows: • Responsibility for adminstering an undergraduate program for 5,000 majors and 500 minors in the College of Business. • Leading and developing a successful accreditation of undergraduate and graduate Accountancy, programs and reaccreditaion of the undergraduate and graduate business adminstration programs. •Establishing a career Advisory Board of four business executives, a director of Career Planning and Placement, one alum, three faculty, and two students to plan ad implement a career program for undergraduate students. Dr. Richard D. Brown's greatest asset to UW- Parkside's School of Business is his clear management by objectives philosophy. Major objectives currently identified for the Business School. This process is given a standard completion time of five years, however, Dr. Brown has set a tenatative date for the Business School to become accredeited near the end of 1995, three years ahead of the allocated time by the national board. The accreditation would gain the Business School national recognition. The second objective is to meet the expectations of the major stakeholders of the School of Business who are students, alumni , faculty and local busnesses. These expectations are to be identified through three advisory boards; two of which have been developed and directed by Dr. Brown. The advisory boards include UW- Parkside's current Business Board which has been doubled, sitting twenty professional business representatives, representing firms such as Northwestern Mutual Life, Abbot Labs and Gander Mountain. In addition the board seeks to represent a greater portion of the area's service industries, Kenosha's Lakeview Corporate Park region, and a greater portion of northeastern Illinois. The two new advisory boards to Parkside 's School of Business are the Student Advisory Board ( currently under selection) which is to be selected as a representative sample of the students attending the Business School to offer suggestions and concerns regarding future majors/concentrations and related curriculum for the Business School. The second Board is the Alumni Advisory Board (currently under selection), which will reflect current job markets and career trends of the local professional business area. Dr. Richard D. Brown academic background includes a BA from the University of Kansas with a major in Journalism, a M.S. in Education from Emporia State University with a major in Business Education and a Ph.D in Business Adminstratino from the University of Illinois with majors in Marketing and Economics. His current interests and hobbies include various outdoor activities such as camping and outdoor sports. Dr. Richard D. Brown has the academic background and professional experience to lead the UW - Parkside's Busineu School to becoming a competitive force in the professional job market, which will greatly enhance the school and community in the process. We look forward to a productive future. •aag a great fall job! 1993-94 STAFF Editor-In-Chief .......................................................................... Steven Moore Managing Editor .............................................................. Stanley Washington Assisting Managing Editor ............................................. , ....... Joseph G. Kane Business Manager ................................................................. Tanya M. Domik Assistant Business Manager ............................................. Christine L. Wilson Layout Editor/Deslgner .................................................. Raymond G. Wiggins News Edltor ......................................................................... Nicholas w. Zahn Assistant News Editor ................................................................ Alan R. Cook Feature Editor ............................................................... Christopher S. Ttshuk Sports Editor ........................................................................ Kevin C. Williams Copy Editor ............................................................................ Joseph G. 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Our team members enjoy: • Good pay & incentives • 20% merchandise discounts • Paid holidays • Paid training ~°:iere st ;t Come by our personnel office, and we'll fill you in on all the details- S e ~ 2 •ce is open Monday-Friday, 7 am-5 pm and Saturday, F;:- 8 noon at P.O. Box 128, Hwy. W, Wilmot, WI 53192 or MondaY· (Co::• . am: rm at 8 338 Washington Ave., Suite 105, Racine, WI 534()6. eruent Y ocated next to Ensenada's Restaurant.) IZ::\1'. _ '" Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 4, September 23, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Professors Participate In Academic Exchange with Nigeria Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SPORTS: College Be Professional Football Predictions pg.14 Editorial Columns Observing the steps to making sense of suPPly and demand. pg. 5-!) Parkside's Early Years: A Retrospective Look At UW-Parkside's Formative years. pg.3 I - THE NEWS September 16th, 1993 • Vol. 22 • Issue 3 PROFESSORS PAR,.ICIPA,.E IN ACADEMIC EXCRANGE WI,.R NIGERIA special to the Ranger "I am having experiences that no book can capture," says Dr. Wole Ogundele, a visiting professor from Nigeria, who is teaching a one semester course in African Literature at Parkside this fall. "I have been to the United States twice before for brief visi ts, staying in hotels, but now I am getting the real feel of the place.' "In books I can read about I palm wine drinkers," continues Dr. Leon Van Dyke, Professor of Dramatic Arts at UW-Parkside, "but in Nigeria, I could actually drink palm wine ... I can read about the talking drums which are quite famous, but when you I really experience it, it is really quite indescribable, as they sing your praises with the drum." Ogundele and Van Dyke are participants in a cultural immersion program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. Van Dyke was to be in Nigeria for two months, this summer past, teaching at Obafemi Awolowa University in Ile-Ife, a school roughly 1000 times the size of Parkside where Ogundele teaches 19th century English Literature and poetry. Despite a carefully planned program, he was only able to conduct a small workshop for advanced acting students. "The University faculty was on strike ... the actual reasons behind the strike are somewhat mysterious," states Van Dyke. Ogundele explains that it has much to do with the newly appointed Minister of Education unilaterally revoking many parts of a former agreement between faculty and the governmen t. As a resul t, "I was only able to meet with University faculty and members of a residential acting company,' Van Dyke says. "What Lee did was on his own initiative,' Ogundele I Cbalce Between Proteetlon 01 ""'ven80n against Crime and VloI8nce' alarms is that, "people may ignore these like they do car alarms,' noted Schlecht. She continued, "my best advice is to be aware of your surroundings and know how to react and avoid the situation in the first place .• When asked about spraying dye in the face of an atacker, Sgt. John Rohde, of the Kenosha Police Department, expressed concerns of legality. However, Officer Schelcht spoke with the office of the Kenosha District Attorney and was told that the product She was referring to was legal. DYEWitness Criminal Identifier is the means of protection against attack. "Although it is not a technological breakthrough it may be a novel idea,' said an employee of a local paint factory. The employee went on to say that a solvent to remove any stain from the dye could chemically be determined. Nonetheless, it would seem that an attacker marked with dyed green skin, would be at a disadvantage. Continued on page 2 IJy Marquita Hynes feature writer Raised consciousness, behavioral changes, and SItuational adaptations: are these attempts to protect oneself from an assault? Are these attempts to prevent an assault? Information abounds regarding the protection against personal assaul ts. Prevention is another matter. Staff from the Women's Center on this campus relayed their concerns in a recent interview to the Ranger. One such concern was that un til American society decides to teach nonviolence (prevention), people can only protect themselves against attacks. Protection is a marketable idea. Officer Marlene Schlecht, of the Parkside Campus Police showed this writer a box filled with items that attempt to protect a victim from an attack. The mechanisms ranged from hand held alarms to vision obstructing solvents. Schlecht said the campus police could not endorse any such product. A problem with hand held emphasizes. States Van Dyke, "My atti tude became one of learning as much as I could from the drama that was taking place around me ... I was saddened because of not meeting with students.' After a month in Nigeria, Van Dyke wa asked to leave by the American Consulate because of the decaying political situation. Despite his shortened visit, Van Dyke reports that "I feel richer for having been in Nigeria at all. • Describing his hasty departure, Van Dyke quietly says, "I was as close to a real revolution as I'd ever like to be. I was frightened sometimes, especially on the last day as we were driving to the capital.' Van Dyke remembers driving around and through burning road-blocks. He remembers feeling the heat licking at his face and arms. "I was not comfortable,' he describes in an understated tone. "I felt Dr. Leon Van Dyke with Dr. Wole Ogundele that I was in the middle of a of children, starting a mob action that could get revolution is a scary thing." worse at any time. I was on Ogundele speaks of Van Dyke's their (the students') side ... situation. "A white man is Nevertheless, seeing a road full Continued on page 2 Book Store's Fresh Image a Success Nicholas W. zahn News Editor someone collecting the books for you. The old way that we were doing it only caused longer lines, not convenience for the student.' "At first students are a little intimidated when they see that they have to find their own books. But after we give them some direction, they have a positive reaction." The advising center moved into the bookstore's old location in WLLC 107 next to the new teaching center. "There are plans to renovate so as to make the center more easily accessible to students the new location on the concourse is a plus," said Jack Elmore, director of the advising center. According to G. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, money will be made available in the upcoming year for those renovations. The renovations for the new bookstore area, however, were paid for completely by Follet, the company contracted to run the store. "Follet paid for all the remodeling, which ended up costing about $70,000. Though that sounds quite expensive, it's actually modest, considering the cost of masonry and labor. That doesn't include things like the shelves and furnishings ... • Grace wen t on to explain that "the bookstore's renovation is actually an anchor for remodeling of the entire coffee shop area. We're looking at upgrading food service operations. n This includes the possibility of national fast food vendors. Grace's goal is to get campus operations up to speed with students "If I had a singular goal it would be to reduce all lines on campusincluding registration.' "The campus store's new look is more professional. Students tend to like the selfservice," said Nancy Schroeder, manager of the Parkside Campus Bookstore. Schroeder is referring to the revamping of the bookstore that took place over the summer. The old bookstore located in WLLCI07 moved to WLLC Dl74 - the advising center's old location. "It was a much needed change," said Schroeder. "Very few college bookstores have RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 • I -...... __ - - - - ~... - -- SPORTS: Colleg & profi ional Fo otball Predi tions pg. 14 THE Editorial Columns Obs erving the steps to making ens e of supply and demand. pg. 5-9 P OFIISORS PAR ICI ATE I ACADI IC IXC ANOE WITB NIDIBIA Special to 1M Ranger Wa.\ to in. igena for tw 11:111111:11 le Prnullan bJ 1 la7VUht1 ff ml!'s fi al'Urt writer mo th , thi umme.r past teaching at Obafi n11 wolowa Dr. Uni er ity in De-lfi , a boo] roughly 1000 tim lhe size o Parksid wher Ogundele lt!:ache 19th cenlUT}' Engli h Literature and poetry. D . pite a carefully plann d program, he was only able to o dun a ma.I workshop for advan d acl!lng t denLS. "The 1 niv r · q1 faculty wa n 111lr.e ... th cmaJ reason beb'nd me trike are somewhat ID) t rious," tat Van Dyk,e. OgU11dele explain. that it ha much t d wh.h the ·ly appointed Milliner of Educ.atlon unildl many par of a former agreemenl ben,,·cen fa uJty d the govermn lll. i a r u lt, ~1 wai; onJy a le ro meet with ni r ity faculcy• and m mber: ofa r idential ting company,'" an Dy • "\VbaL Lee did mu on his own e initiati\\ , Ogundel _, RA EWS - YO I ak lar 'a • richatas ~ ZuJm rm, EditlJJ' 'The campu 5Lor ' nev,• look is more pro essional. tudenu tend to 1ike th elf" r ,ce," d ·an hroeder, theParbide Parkside's Early Years: A RBtrorpective Look At UW:.Pamside 's Formative years. pg. 3 NEWS 1 that I was m the middle of mob action tha c uJd get worse at any tim . I n their (the tudcn ')side ... e\·erth e1e . , full C • 3 B th RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 IIlgerla, caat.from PI.I highly visible and vulnerable to being held hostage no matter what his sympathies." he explains. "He is very conspicuous. " The civil unrest was precipitated by an election held in Nigeria on June 12, 199~. Nigeria's military leader, apparently dissatisfied with the results, has annulled the election. "It is illegal to even speak of it." claims Ogundele. "It is as if it has never happened." He chuckles and says, "The best way to respond is to laugh and regard it as a comedy." Van Dyke hastens to add, "Yet it is the lives of our friends and family which are effected ... It is a comedy with a tear in the middle of it." Ogundele's wife and three cl ildren remain in Nigeria. Vs.n Dyke sums up his hopes at: d fears: "I want a sane resolution to this mad situation and 1 fear for one ... I fear for the friends that 1 made." On August 23, Ogundele left Nigeria for his portion of the planned exchange. He spent some 20 hours in the air, flying to Chicago by way of Brazil, because there are no longer any direct flights available between Nigeria and the U.S. He says that he is not overly concerned about not being able to return. "Even if we wanted to be a totalitarian regime," he claims, "it would be impossible, because of our history and culture ... This is a government that is trying to please everyone ... They won't restrict movement." Ogundele summarizes, "As of now, I have no fear of not being able to return anytime I like." Ogundele reports that in comparison with his home, he feels fairly safe here. "We know that there is serious violence here." he says, " but the violence here is more predictable and hence more avoidable than what I am used to ... Violence in Nigeria is inimical, random, un predictable." Ogundele describes his reception at Parkside as "very satisfying." He speaks of the advantages of a small campus. "here, I was able to have lunch with the Chancellor. In Nigeria, I would have to make an appointment weeks in advance, for just a word." Asked about his initial impressions of the U.s., Ogundele responds. "Well, in Africa. we tend to know more about the U.S. than we do about ourselves .., We get almost daily reports of what is happening in the U.S. through the BBC and in our newspapers," he chuckles. Van Dyke teasingly says, "Yeah, he knows Springsteen and Dylan better than I do." Ogundele goes on, "In all seriousness, though, there so far has not been any disappointment ... The reality has not fallen short of the expectations." Ogundele, a bright, witty and personable scholar, can be found in his office or in the coffee shoppe or courtyard, chatting with students. Immersing himself in the culture of Parkside, he adds to Parkside an incisive and refreshing presence. 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Woosley, Regie Brost, Sandra Swantz, Awey Walker, Yolanda Jackson, and Brian Matsen. Advioors: Julie King, Anci"ew Mclean, Stuart Rubner, Jan Nowak, and Jt.dy Logsdon General Staff: Ginger Helgeson. Gregory Gauthier, Greg Jones, Violet Crufll)ler. MarqJita Hynes, Joe Buenker, Brain Matsen, Vanessa Woods, Julie actueter, Mike Stukel, Rick Exner, Suoan L.uepk .. , Nathan Carrillo, Vlhkas Jethwanl, Mary Dunnington, Jared ari.. le, Cory R. Rath, Derek Brown, Jeremy Haudt, Eric Tegen, Rotb Vanselow, David Fose, Marl<Lewle, Scott Gragale, We"", Christopherson, Myron Jackeon, Mike ShNel, AI Heppner, Melinda Vllllalko, Todd Rhode, Kay Sogal, Gary Smith, and J888lca PnHss. Studying Abroad Made Possible Grant Larset: is definitely "no". don't know where to apply for a :/ by I discovered during the few program; (insert your favorite "It's th . ceofa months I lived in Ireland that excuse here). Yet, regardless of , -lifettims e!"e expenen statements such as these are not th ese "reas ons" , students of _"I learned so much and had a merely advertisements for every age, racekgsr'ex, andd ~ great n.me dooimg it!" capitalistic ventures They are economic bac oun manage I • • tak t in these program _ "You have to see the place and the honest expressions of many to e par s meet the people to understand students who have had a every semester '. How they ill how beautiful the country is!" profound experience manage to J?aI:uopate IS not a JJ Are th ese su. np Iy thousands of miles . away from moyrskte,ry. It IS not even hard / overpunctuated statements their local uni~erslty. w " ~ made for the benefit of the Excuses for ignormg the On Sept. 22, UW-Parkslde s 4' rro' reign touns.t. 10dus tr'y. opportunity to study abroad ,are Cendteir for IInternatioDn'al SIP' .M Rhetoric used to sell tickets? many: I can't afford it; I don t Stu es we comes iane 0 es~, For students abroad, the answer speak a foreign language well; 1 from the University of . , Wisconsm-Madison. She will rJ give a presentation and will I" encourage discussion regarding " study abroad programs. Also in I' attendance and willing to ~ answer questions will be past ~ participants of such programs. IjIo Parkside students are welcome ,J to apply for programs throughout the UW system (of I~ which Madison offers 5~ iii' programs in ~2 countries). (!II Simply attend the meeting next II" Wednesday at noon in Moln. Ilfb. 109 to begin planning your jjll "experience of a lifetime". r-r 11- 1\ ,1 iii III I~ll! Following UW-System ." approval, declarations of III majors in French and German 111 Studies are being accepted with m. Fall 199~ at UW-Parkside. The Ii revised majors consist of a ~4 1M credit minimum for French III and 35 credi ts for German. III Interested students or those na seeking further information I should consult with Professor ((J Zepp (CA 256, 595-2~63) in l(] French or Professor Christoph Il' (CA 242, 595-2~96) in German. III ~~~ I~ Starting September 20, the ~ Parkside Student Government Organization will meet Mondays at 4:~0 in CART 129. , The student senate voted to I change the date and time from Fridays at noon. It was decided . that a longer meeting at the IC new time would allow more p students to attend and better I facilitate discussion. 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Mike Morrone, a senior studying geography, said that when in a leery situation, "I look around, I watch." He avoids areas in large cities that may be troublesome and has had, on occasion, had to present himself in an imposing manner. Jenny Punzel, a communication major, always tries to keep alert when at school in the evening. She recalled how, in her neighborhood, "walking home once I had someone fallowing me, so I just walked up to a house and acted like it was mine." It worked. Parkside senior, Stephanie Ritter relays another sentiment. Said Ri tter, "I have a really hard time with this idea of always having to be cautious. We have to go to extremes to be safe. There's no privacy left in our lives. 1 think that really hurts me more than anything else. I have to rely on others for my exercise (not jogging aloner-for my transportation. If I don't I'll partially be at fault (if assaulted). It's a difficult situation. It frustrates me and makes me angry." There are attempts to stop violence in American society. Makato State University in Mankato, Minnesota teaches classes in nonviolence. Anyone interested in more information on the subject can stop by the Women's Center. Frencb 8 German Malols Reinstated WANTED! PIGATo Meet On Mondays " ========~~~~~=---:-------------I\ RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 $ RA S llgarlll, GDaL ba• pg.I 94 Col - : Ma,y Rl!Dhle, G R. rra Jr., Reginald Sllltq1!11r, J s.oora swana. Attirey w AcMsofs: Juli J RA a '1t's th riem:e o lifelim I" a I learn d 110 much and had a gr at llme doing it! - "You have to the plareand m t the people to understand ow b utiful the cou uy · ! fb.e3-e impl' 0\-erpun tu d tatements made for che benefit of 1h foreign touri l industry? Rhetoric u ed to sell ·ck.e For stud nts abroad, Ner Mi c ell, Kl n h reiident viell.'I! ,pra b com iarabl LO th H beam inter ed th sa ¼:gas ho . by it: i pra . mark 1:able nc , t, d preli nl trim. ra! Parui e tuden th o-y pr-o ec tbemsehi; from ph ical au.act beha1.ioral chang ituational adaptatio • like Morron , enior tudying g lfrapby; said that wh n in a leer')' i tu.ation, I loo watch. H avoiru area larg ' tie lt at C"ou ble ome h had, on occasion, had lo pre t himsdf m an imp ing J nny PuT1Zel, ommunicati major: I ys alen h 11 t 1lr mpg. WANTED1 RAVEL S 11 vacatio . d J amru.ca, adre tinations I Spring land, Florida. Sun S lash ours 1-426-77 0 R #1 NEW ALL 595-2287 2 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 3 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 CAMPUS NEW S Recollection of Parkside's Early Days A l/£/rospectrue View Of the Personal Histary of Our Great University by Greg Gauthier This is Part 2 in a series of articles commemorating Parkside 's 25th amlivmary year. By iJrillgillg its history to today's students we bring in the hope that we aU might - be better able to embody the letter and spirit of this annrumary year's motto: "Knou: the Past / Imagine theFature" As pointed out earlier, the selection of the Petrifying Springs property in Kenosha County was, at best, a last effort by the selection committee to produce a site which would, at the very least, please President Fred Harvey Harrington. At the time, that's about all that it did. In retrospect, the property was probably the best of all possible places that Parkside could have gone, few were willing to concede the fact at the time. The committee's selection of the Petrifying Springs property marked the climax of Parkside's early development. Rather than quieting the storm surrounding the selection committee's various other doomed decisions, the Petrifying Springs Park property selection raised the amplitude of public discontent to it's highest level. Indeed, many of the area's residents were anything but ready to welcome their new neighbor. In a letter of objection to the committee's plans to acquisition privately owned property, one resident lashed out at former President Harrington as valueless, comparing the decision to the "ruthlessness" of industry, and chastised the president thus: "When the schoolmaster joins with 'trade's unfailing train', he loses his identity, and reason for being." Others were less hostile, as was another local resident, who offered 16 acres of his farm adjacent to the Parkside property, and even submitted a plan to construct a swimming pool on the tract. period lingered long into it's early growth period. WIthin the soil of that fight, though, lay the seeds of a vibrant and growing Universityin the form of a master plan developed by the architectural firm of Helmut, Obata, and the structure. Greenquist Hall, the original classroom building upon which the majority of expansion has taken place, was named for Kenneth L. Greenquist, a prominent member of University of Wisconsin's Board In a process which progressed from negotiation to outright condemnation, the county finally aquired 31 contiguous properties amounting to $2. I million, which constituted the whole of the Parkside Campus. According to Parkside's own original Academic Philosophy statement "A University gains strength by relating itself to the region in which it is located." Much of this strength had been sapped by the events of the previous year-and-a-half. This process crowned a period of aggravation and acrimony, and the hostility fostered during this Kassabaum of St. Louis. They proposed a $6.5 million plan, which initially included Greenquist, and Tallent Halls. The Library Learning Center, the PhyEd Building, and the Communicatjpn Arts building were all part of the original master plan designed by Gyo Obata, a partner of the architectural firm which took the project on in 1966, specifically to "de-emphasize clearly defined stories, or floors", and to center visual attention and student activity around the Library Learning Center, intended as the hub of Volunteer Opportunilie. CLINICAL ASSISTANT for Planned Parenthood of Kenosha. Volunteer will be asked to answer telephone, maintain cross index files, work with charts and other office duties. Must have good communication skills and use professional telephone protocol., See Carol in the Volunteer Office. UMOS OF KENOSHA is requesting volunteers to become a companion for clients who have an alcohol abuse problem. Must be patient, recovering, able to be supportive and preferably, bilingual. Contact Kent Cairo at 694-1204 or the Par kside Volunteer Office. HOT UNE OPERATOR for Safe Haven in Racine. Become aware of Current community resources, develop counseling skills and learn how to react in a crisis situation. Training will begin soon. Ask for more information in the Career Center-Volunteer Office. BECOME A BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER to children from-dysfunctional homes. Your friendship and guidance can influence someone's life. Ask for details. jERSTAD AGERHOLM MIDDLE SCHOOL IN RACINE needs help in the after school study sessions. Help out 1 afternoon per week for 1 hour. out interpersonal and tutoring skills with 6th-8th graders in a supervised study hall. Education become your station in life. Visit the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. HOSPICE ALLIANCE IS IN NEED OF DIRECT SERVICE VOLUNTEERS. An 8 session training course is being offered at the Hospice offices. Classes are conducted on Tuesday and Thursday nights from 7-9 p.m. Kenosha classes begin Sept. 28th, Burlington classes start on Oct. 19th, and Racine classes sta"' November 2nd. Prehean., students welcome. Volunteers must be 18 years old and make a 1 year commitment. Get more information in the Volunteer Office. LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS want Parkside student volunteers. Bose Elementary School-in Kenosha and Dr. Jones Elementary in Racine are waiting for patient and enthusiastic students who can help individual children with reading, math and spelling. Call 595-2011 for an appointment. CANOE GUIDES, TICKET MANAGERS AND FOOD DISTRIBUTORS are needed for a one-time event called Harvest Fest at River Bend Nature Center in Racine on Sunday, September 19th from 12:0Q.4:00pm. See Tonya in the Volunteer Office today. Contact Carol in. the Volunteer Office, WLLC-D175 or call, 595- 2011. Visit the Volunteer Office- WLLC-D175 far mare infomuuion: of Regents (and president, at the time of his death in April, 1968). Greenquist was a vocal supporter of plans to develop a four-year university in Southeast Wisconsin. Tallent Hall was named after Bernard C. Tallent, the first director of University of Wisconsin's two year Kenosha center. Tallent ran the center for 17 years, until his death in 1965. Tallent was particularly known for his devotion to education and community service, and was awarded an Honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters in 1965. These original buildings were not large enough to handle many of the necessary requirements of the university, and several temporary structures had to be erected to bear the burden. Even more interesingly, several of the administrative and support services - including the library utilized many of the old buildings abandoned by their unfortunate owners. The Library Learning Center, which replaced makeshift temporary buildings as the reference center for the university, was not approved for construction until October of 1969, along with the plans for the PhyEd building, in the midst of a $20.3 million construction program in the 1969-1971 biennium. The library cost $7 million to construct, and the P.E. builiding was slated at $2.2 million. These two buildings were not ready for occupancy until fall of 1972, which would be the same year that Parkside was to receive it's own separate accredidation, apart from the parent facility UWMadison, from the North Central Association of Colleges, and secondary schools. The Comm Arts Building would not be ready for use until fall of 1973, and the Union, attached to the main campus, would not be available until 1976. The Physical Education Building's original plans included an extension for future growth, and was actually considered during the 1975-77 biennium, but has not been -looked at since. Next Issue: Political Activity in Patkside's "Tender" Years. Dr. Peace to Speak OR Education On September 20, at NOON, Dr. G. Earl Peace Jr., UWSystem Academic Planner in the Office of Academic Affairs, will be speaking on "Process Oriented Science Education" in Moln 0-137. While Dr. Peace was a chemistry faculty member at the College of Holy Cross, Worcester, MA, the chemistry department developed a laboratory-centered approach to the teaching of general chemistry entitled Discovery Chemistry. This approach emphasizes the connection between a theory and the supporting empirical data. New topics are first introduced in the laboratory and then discussed more fully later in lecture. The students participate in a cooperative effort in which they are partners in the learning process. The inductive nature of the laboratory format appeals to the students' sense of drama and, during the postlaboratory meeting, provides them with the opportunity to experience the meaning of discovery - that flash of understanding which draws many of us to the study of science. Campus events succeed hen published In the Ranger tel. 595-2287 7 RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-228.7 a RA - EWS laHl•cllan al Parkalda'a ,-\ ~it,y V-lffi' Ofth, Ptmmal H'mary o/Cmivmiiy · 2in m a 'cln a:nnmemcmt 1,g PadcsidR's 1Jlh am1m ary year,; B,y bringing IU histary lo toda 's students~ /Jmig • , hojJt wt all rmght ,,,, t,rttlr abu w tmhooJ tmo lRtn' f1Jld ann.ivmary ear~ ,r1otto.· Ktiow &At PasJ I lmagiu~ t Futurr• . poin d arHe. th sel ction tl1e pnng Keno h las gasp df rt election prod i te whlch ety lea Pre iden l larrin.gt.on. he I.hat' al.I tba retro pect, ro rty lhe be lo all arksid ouJd g nc, we 10 ncede th l Tb ommiUee' selectlon P trifyin prings mack d clima." Park.side' earl dei.•efopmenL Rath r qweting he to _ u.rroundiog lection commiu ' -a.nous otbeTdoom d decisiom, prings ]eel.ion rai ed amplitud p blic ont n o it' 1 el lndeed, oft e id ts wer, anythi g hut elcom thcir :11 neighbor, In l e:r f LO th committee' plaru; a.cqu· 'lion p.rivat l own d properly, oner 'd ntwhed al formtt Pr · d n -aluel • compari g decinon Lo th •ruthl " ch3.lti d Wh n oolma5ter jo.im trade•~ train'. h pr w · ch progres ed negotia ·o ouuight on emnation, finally 1 contiguo propertie amowiting 2.1 m' lion, co.a tituted wh le me Cam.pm. LO Paruid ' cadernic Philo phy tatemem ~. 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Prior to admission, students with disabilities are encouraged to schedule an appointment with an admissions officer and the coordinator for students with disabilities (as for now, Renee' Sartin Kirby). Note that students with physical disabilities are also encouraged to contact Student Health Services for support, not only those with a mental impairment. Students with disabilities, admitted to the UW-Parkside are further encouraged to take advantage of services offered to them under Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, and the Americans with Disabilities Act ofI990. Accommodations available to students with disabilities include. but are not limited to: taped textbooks; enlarged materials; preferential seating; alternate format (black/white copy); taped tests; extended time; distraction free environment; computer assistance; braille materials; and note taker services. Eligibility for such services include a form of records and/ or evaluations from a physician, psychiatrist, psychologist, or a licensed diagnostician. The academic support group for students with disabilities will . be meeting in CART 143, Wednesdays from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, the planned topic is, "Is Time Manageable?" Followed on October 27th, addressing, "How Can I Get What I Want and Need?" As the semester comes to a dose, November 17th, the issue at hand is. "Is There a Better Wayto Prepare for Exams?" For more information about this support group, contact Renee' Sartin Kirby in WLLC D175, 595-2610. For further references, the Office of Admissions is MOLN Dill, 595-2355 and Student Health Services is MOLN DI15, 595- 2366. Captain Goon \Jo\J! \ ?ll.Clr(SSO~ 'Z..E(,51-11"\\"" ~OLl'£.L. A (" E:tJIUS! ':IOu'VE. t/I~t>(, l'\E \N~IS,al..(,\ \ I CAREER PLANNING GROUPS FOR STUDENTS STRUGGLING WITH CAREER/MAJOR DECISIONS SIGN UP NOW--GROUP SIZE AND SPACE IS LIMITED! 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STARTING SEPTEMBER 2 7TH FOR MORE INFORMATION OR THE CAREER CENTER WLLC D175 595-2452 , RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 R Uni malty 0111118 l•vlcasta Ula Dlsalllad In Loday' gro"'ing society, indi 'idual · ""''ith disabtli Ii offi r a u.bstantial tatistic for Lhe ahed w rld) U of. rtunatel , I.he ar fre negl cted by barriers created pr~judice , t:er type , feara, d ignorana of hi on rn heir lrue disability, This maguidan an with facu undentanding, and n , Alo g Renee• Sar · {coordinat r of tudenu rith disabili ·es}, ruppor studen d15.ahihti is being cofacilitated Cheryl Moncgomery and Sonya Rhu el to take lhe fi Prior to admi ion, t1tude with disabiliti art! encouraged to hedui~ appointmen "'iirh an adrni.Mio officer and the coordma or fOI" t.ud nt!i with diia di ti (as for now, enee' Sartin Kirby). ote that students Ii.th ph kal disabititie ar also n ouraged o conra.ct tuden ti e for upport, not only th wi lh a mental impairment. tuden with disabilities, admitted to the iW-Par kl id are further en cou d to take ad :aotage of seni . offered to them under nion 504 of the Rehabili tion Act o 197!<, and the erican whh Disabilitie Ac of 990. . ccommodation av.ti bl to tudencs wnh disabm i mdude, to: taped t .·tboo ; enlarged materials; preferen tw a.ting; alternate for al w 1itc c py}: taped te ts: exte ded t1 m ; di ractmn free 1.:0\1 onment: compul r a~1 tance; bra.ill materials; no takr.r St.-n1ce . Eligibin · f r ch se ·ca 1nd11de a form of records and/ or e,•idu tion. from a physman. psychiatri 1., p:; ch logist. or a li en d diagno ncian. Th· academic upportgroup or mden~ 'li\,ith di · .biliti will be meeting in CART I 3, W dn , da from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, lbe planned t pk 15,, ·J un . ianageabler Followed OcLOber 27th, addressing, "How Can l Get Whal I • t d . eed?" R s "-t'\ ? "::tou. c.w i"c.t ME:! I I PLAN ING FO MAJOR START G TO REGISTER CONTACT: WllC 0175 2452 I ,,.,.,, WS YOUR# BER 16 199 'j)i2,.crES~ Z.E: E:.sl-\~\~I yo :tr. A. C!,t 1u. ! ldoll'vt ~"N:. 1"'\E. \tJ\h StS E. ~ r __ ,-·.N-G-E-R-N-E-W-S-,-P-A-G-E-5----- ----.:S:..:E:.P:n..T~=RE.1=6M, 1993 DBSERVA710NS ....o.ords G.J. Nelso... defense. Baloney, on both counts. If one keeps a hand weapon properly in a house. You keep it in a locked place and unloaded. Ifyou did have and intruder in your house, by the time you got the weapon ready to go, the intruder would most likely have the upper hand on you. Ifyou keep a hand weapon unlocked and loaded thinking, "My kid will police officer. I have yet to meet a police person not in favor of handgun control. There is no reason, NONE, for a civilian to have a assault weapon, Those weapons are designed to do one thing very well. Kill people! The tragedies that have happened all over the country with regards to these kinds of weapons are appalling. It is only by God's grace that a disaster concerning automatic weapons was recently averted here in Kenosha at a local McDonald's. To the argument that criminals will always be able to get guns: true, but a lot more killings would be averted with control than without it. II we must have access to handguns than why not have state-run armories. In the Navy, if! wan ted to own a personal weapon, I was required to check it in and out of the armory. Why not the same in civilian life? Lastly. people are required to obtain license to drive, to fly, to teach. to practice law. Why not a requirement to show that you have been properly trained with a weapon before being allowed to obtain one? At least it would help. This week I would like to comment on two words. These two words are guaranteed to create controversy. The two words are ( Rush Limbaugh,just kidding) gun control. More specifically, hand gun and assault weapon con trol. The Second Amendment to the Constitution talks about the need of a well armed militia being necessary, the right of people to keep and bear arms shall not be abridged. This amendment has never been read into the 14th amendment by use of the due process or equal rights clauses, The Supreme Court has rarely ruled on the second amendment. As a conservative I nonetheless believe that the second amendment at the lest pertains to shoulder weapons (shotguns and rifles) only. I am more persuaded that a well-armed militia refers to the military or police and that civilian ownership of weapons can be regulated. The argumen t in favor of uncontrolled access to hand guns and, to a lesser extent, automatic weapons is for self Vignelles by Cal the bastard semi-colon; being born of legitimate punctuational parents; the period and the comma semicolons are half one and half the other;and therefore half useless; or at least half assed; and have added at least half wrong to the punctuation of this misarable little critique. Out; Damned Spot! C.J. Nelson Havingjust finished my entrance exams ; I realized that there is a vast disparity in the waysentences are to be puncuated. I have a particular problem;maybe have it.tool It comes down to the way I was taught; if two disparate thoughts are joined into a single sentence; by means of a semi-colon; aren't they complete enough thoughts to desereve there period,exclamation point.or question mark? 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If THE PARKS,,ID,, E UNION • Wads def. n . oney. coun keep!i p:roperly ho iL pla Hyo h~~ ntruder hou c, u: ilie eapon rea<fy to inr.r der w Id mo l likdy ha e If you eapon lhinling, M C.J. N po ice l hav to m eta nm.i £ 'Or hmdgun concrol. i rea on,. ·oNE, ci\ilian h · · ult weapon. w ap an: e igned ,c'1'' peopi ! Th u-ag it's ha, h ppened alJ ·er :r pd th ··ad ofweapo ~ appa.U:io . IL i onl)' b Cod' c.e disa!iter amomati weapo wa recentl a ened ~n ha :u lcDonald' th argum nl lhal criminal will al iY abl • gun : Jot m r would a"' :r d witb gun nlhom iL Hwe ha\· a ce handsun Lhan ·h · nm ha,· stale-nm armon . t.h1- ·.n , if I wanted per nal eapon, reqrured Lo chetliLin om flh annory. \ fl1 nol m cililian Lastly, peopl ar-t> to oblalll 1i ense dn ·e, o fl •, teach, 10 p cucc law. Why nm a requirement lO show that proper! y.•eapon cing llowed it h lp. Union. 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It was finally announced that the PLO and Israel both formally recognize each other. This step is an important one in world history, if it is a start of a journey of true peace. The twentieth century is one which has been defined by war and violence. It is encouraging to see people of different cultures trying to overcome their differences to keep the peace. I remember watching an episode of Head of the Class on year when the class was given an assignment to report the news twenty years from now. The overly pompous Alan talked about many unlikely events, mentioned that the Israeli/Palestine team looked promising to win the gold in track and field. At the time it was funny. Now it seems that there migh t be a chance that in twenty years Israelis and Palestines might actually find they have more in common wi th one another. War is a great deal like alcoholism, you first have to admit you have a problem. From there you have to work on staying sober, one day at a time. I can only hope that the mid-east can remain sober after nearly thirty years of unrelenting hostility. The differences between these two cultures are centuries old,which means that a secure peace isn't going to be a certain ty overnight. It will take a great deal of work, dedication, understanding and patience. The longest journey begins with a single step. Let us hope that its a long and fruitful journey. . .:.•.... -':'.;; --- . 595-228Z by George Harris.Ir. In recent years. some people have been invoking the name of McCarthyism to silence conservatives. We are taught that McCarthyism, at its height, was the ultimate evil that government can perpetrate on its citizens. I shall bring to your attention an overlooked chapter in American History. The fairness doctrine, which came into being during the 19110'sand lasted until the early 1980's, was used during the Kennedy/Johnson administrations to monitor right wing broadcasts - whether they were extremist or not. Under this rule. a radio station can lose its license to broadcast if enough people object to its programming. Many times it became a way to legally censor unwanted free speech. Here is an example of how the fairness doctrine would work: WAYChires me to be a conservative talkshow host. I become very popular and very controversal. A group of disgruntled liberals, for example, can petition the radio station, when their licence goes for renewal, to either get me off the air or balanced with other hosts who have a differing view point. The most liberal among us can not defend what the government of the sixties did. The government basically dictated who should get to speak out and who didn't. The fairness doctrine is silently being proposed by liberals, like George Harris,fr. Barbara Boxer of California, who are concerned about the popularity of conservatives on the radio. They feel that it isn't fair that a guy like Rush Limbaugh reaches millions of people while they are left in the cold. They also want a way to run conservatives off the air by pressuring radio stations. When we had mandatory public affairs programming, panel shows - before Reagan AVAILABLE FROM UNIVERSITY DINING $1.99 \ayouat ... .... Beapcp-loike ..inning ..t.eams. 22 oz. Mug with Beverage S .79 22 oz. Refill $1.69 12 oz. Mug with Beverage $ .69 . 12 oz. Refill RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 RA E \r\.' S P A Slap Towards P ac ,a UJ Jr/fr AL Wmigrr E . ,her: are \'er • rew momen ,n hi to y tha ar comparabl lO thi mom n t. -Hatilln • hmwi, PLO rtpme,1lo.tivt le H~hit1gto la/Jts "'Right here, righl now. Th r is no other pla e I'd rather be. --Je sjm~ nonnall ta "' ry ca\'aJ" er look at life hen 1 write m , articl , but ·en ~ pasr week hme moved rn 10 take a t pin the rnor _riou direction. The pro peel for p ac 10 the mid ·t h d been br 'lllg for about a eek an didn't rnudt l.hin about it. 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W, Wtlmot, Wi 53192 or Monday- Friday, 8 am-6 pm at 8338 Washington Ave., Suite 105, Racine, Wi 53406. (Conveniently located next to Ensenada's Restaurant.) I!y Vanessa Woods Envigion that there are two haIlds of two males. One hand iswhite and one hand is black and they are handcuffed. Whicb is the captor or which one could be a criminal? Benetton's Parisian agency, Eldorado crafted the picture. This past summer, I completed research for an Indepent Study Communication course. I realized how numb I had become over my short lived years to propaganda (advertising) and how it exploits and neglects people of color. Racism is a major . drawback in advertising. There are roles ads play in our country's racial unrest and consumer marketing. Racism in advertising means a negative message conveyed to people of color from the media promoting the idea that they are inferior. Therefore, the media implies or suggests to non-whites that they have an obligation or right to distort the images of people of color at will. First, ironically there not only is the presence of racism in ads, but the lack of people of color as well. Negativity in portrayal creates hostility for all people of color. However, Ward remarks, "The absence of blacks in advertising, more than stereotyping, makes black people irate about their situation and status," said Marilyn Kern-Foxworth, a journalism professor at Texas A&M University who is writing a book on the history of blacks in advertsing" (35) . SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 conjures up all the negative directors. Ads produced within Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair. stereotypes. (52) the last few years support this There were many stereotypes Then, there is the aspect of concept. This idea goes with and much lacking in the the niche ads. Niche ads are the female characters that presence of any person of color. when producers engage in a promote supplies who have In conclusion, long ignored strategy that continues to found younger looking skin in by white merchants and market consumers in a certain a bottle, fast relief from manufacturers, Black area specifically to protect their headaches, or a really great consumers are now estimated assets whether or not it is at the gum(19). What about the to have, in aggregate, more expense of the consumers. darker sisters? This kind of than $270 billion worth of There are cigarette, alcohol, racism has played a role for the buying power, according to and sneaker niche ads, but last half century. Lena Horne, statistics provided by Andrew sneakers are the biggest Dorothy Dandridge and Brimmer & Associates a problem of all. Predominantly Diahann Carroll became the Washington, D.C., consulting white companies are using first black sex symbols accepted and marketing firm ("Black black stars to promote more bywhites. Now we have Consumer 60"). It's all a than a hundred bi11ion dollars a Vanessa Williams, Sade,Jasmine matter of supply and demand. year in ghettos for sneakers. Guy and many others in music People of color do have the The sneakers are retailed for videos and movies. To my option to buy or take their $50-$70 and generally worn dismay, the presence of other money elsewere.All people of between two and five weeks just ethnic groups in ads especially color are making tiny steps to make a fashion statement. Native-Americans are almost forward in the market because Then the person replaces the non-existent. they have a significant amount sneakers with a totally new Next, there is the aspect of of buying power. People of model. According to Nike consumer marketing. color want quality products, so figures, Leo shows black males According to Fischer, Hispanics eventually their needs have to ages 1~24 all applied in the (62%) buy the same food, be met. The U.S. largely 9.8% of the 10.3 billion' beverage and household item depends on a wealthy economy annually for shoes (20) . brands on a regular basis while to be a viable nation-state. Companies heavily market $150 only 35% will be lured away by America needs money to shoes at the expense of those a sale, Miami-based Market provide for things like military who can't afford them. The Segment Research found. defense, government spending media is encouraging the Asian-Aericans are almost as and foreign trade. This is why compulsive obsession with likely to buy a sale item as a the consumer market is so shoes. familiar brand (45%each). Ag important right down to the Yet another issue has risen for African-Americans, 54% last dollar. America truly but this time it's distinctively said they consistently buy the wouldn't be what it is today if it cast at black women. Brown same brands and 41% buy wasn't for its democracy and states the light-skinned black what's on sale(6). capitalism and the thanks is due woman is the most common Some of the magazine's ads I to the people and that includes black woman in visual media found most offensive were all its citizens of color. and the preference of many arAt!!!!!~N.~ew!!!!swe!!!!e~k,!!Good;!!!!!!!!!Iwus!!!!!!!!ekeefri!!i!!!·'~Ig~ani!!!!d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c!!!!on~Lon page 8 Vanessa Woods Next, Clarence Smith, president of Essence, a magazine targeted to black women was invited to preview a group of ads accompanied with other Essence staff members. Benetton buys a lot of pages from Essence magazine. However, one of the eight ads did not pass. Benetton's Parisian agency shot photos of a racially mixed rowing crew and a white teacher tutoring a black child. Smith pointed out the pictures has a natural, equal and beautiful approach about them. A handcuff photo was even acceptable. Yet a portrait of a topless black woman nursing a white child was not acceptable. Generation of black women were forced to nurse white children while their own went hungry. Smith thought the picture was an anathema to blacks because it • Paid holidays • Paid training "A fantastic place to wort< and live" CHARGE! ffia= New. lower Interest rate! Get convenient credit with ECU MasterCard or VISA 13.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 2541y grace period! Serving oil UWPar/csfde employees ond students. 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Thi id . goo "'i.th and mu h lacking in Lhe hand of ·o male · O e and Marilyn lu:rn·Foxwort.h, a th niche ads. iche ad ar the femal. c.haracte II tba preM."nce of pe 50 of lor. is white and on hand is black j our ism profes or al exas when produ!i:er mgag in a promote mppli who ha rn conclusion, ong ignored and t.bey are handcuffi d. A&M Univer • 'who is writing a trat gy lb.at continu~& to found youn er looking kin in by whlte mer hams and Which i the captor or which book. n tl e hi tory of blacks in market con umers in a c rtain boul , fast r lief from manufacture , Black one could be a cruninal? advertsiogn(!5) , area spoci.fically m protect their headache.s, o a really great co mer are no e timal d Belletton' Parisian agency, a.MeU wheth r or nor it u at the gum{ 19). What about e to have, in a.ggr te. mor £Idorado crafted th picm.r • ex.pen e of the con ume:rs. dark:er · u : This kind f than 70 illion wonb of This past summ r. f There are cigarette, alcohol, raci m has played ro}e for the buying JXJWer, a ordmg w coinpleted raearch fo an and n le.er niche aw, bu ,t hut half century. Lena Home, r.a · ti prmoided by uirew ln.depenl tu<ty m ak.en arc th~ big e t Dorothy Dandridg and Brimmer & oci.al.J a eommunication coune. Vanena Woods prohlem fall. Predo:minant..ly Diahann Can-oU became the Washington, D.C., consulting rtalized how numb had wlut..e companie~ are wing fin · blac sex symbol a...cc.epted and marketing Iirm c•Bfa l)ee()ID ai.· r my shon )iv d black. tan prQm.oi.e more by whi Now we ha: e Coruurne.- 60~) , It's, all yem to p opaganda ext, Clarence mi , than a hundred billion dollan a Va.new Williams, Sad • Jamune m ttf'r of upply and d em , . (adver'li!ing) and how iL p · eudenl of~. a magazine y ar i ghet for meat.em.. Guy and trumy oth in mu.sic Peop e of col r do ha e th exploiu and n gl H ~o le of rar~trd to blacll 1omen W2.!l The mealu:n are retail d for "id and m0\lle11. To ,ny option to buy or take etr color. Racimi iu major inv:i.Cc d top mew a group, of -,o- 70 and g nenilly wo:r di may, the pre ence of othCT money uewere.All people of (lra~·back. in m·ertrnng. Th re ads a companied with other bet'!-t.een two and fiv wee-kl ·u t ethnic groups in ad · specially color are malun tiny p. are role ad: playm out &s.tnustaITmembera. to ak.e a fa hion r.at@mmt. ~ ati~ American ar-,ea1most forward in the market becau e w11Dtry' racial unre and Benetton buys a lot of page11 TheP t.he pen.on replaces the non..e,ti_stent. l.h ha -ea cignificam amounl coosumer marke · ng, from &snu:e magazi e. , ea~n with a totally new ext. there i the aspecl of of bU}'lng powe:r. Pe pie of Raci&m in adverti 'ng means However, one of th eight ru model According to ike con um.tt marketing. colo wanl quali woduca, negative message c nveyed to did not pa . Ben tton' figure Leo shows black mal According to FiK.her, Hispamc et· ntuaU, tbe1r n ed b.wc to people o c.olo:r from th media Parisian age ty b t photos ofa: ages 18-2 an app1i din the (62%) buy the sam food, b meL The U .. largely promoting the idea tha[ they racially m · ed rowing crew and 9.8$ f l:h e l0.8 billion be\ erage and homehoJd item depend on weal y e onomy are inferior. Therefor~, the a white teacher tutoring a black an ually for hoe (20). branw on a regular b.lli hil to be a ~i· ble nation-stat . media implif's or Uigg to child. Smith pointed out the Compani · heavily market 150 only 5% wi l be Jured away b)· Am rica a~ch money to 11.on-white8 I.hat they ha\•e an pic.tur h a. narural, equal shoes at th expert e of th e a sale, Miami-based arke provide for things like miluar • oblig· tion or right to di tort and beautiful approach bout who can't o d them. h Segmen Re&eatthfound. defense, gO\· mmenl spendin the images of people of color at them. • handcuff photo was media i encouraging the • ·an-Aericans ate ahno. t and foreign uad . TI.ti I why will. en ccep1ahle. li a .Portrait compubive bie:ssion 'th 1.ikeiy to buy we item rui a Lbe con wnt::r marke 1 Fir: t. ironically here not of a to leg black woman .!hoe . familiar brand (45%ea ) . importam righ n to the on.Jyi tbep:re nc ofrarim uringa"'•hitechildwasnoL Yetanothe.rissuehasri n for rican.aA.merican -4% lastdoUa:r, Am ricatruly in d , bu the lac of people of acceptabJ . Generation of but t i time iI'll distinctiv y said ey con iltent:ly uy the wouldn't be wh tit i today if il color as wi ll. egat.M.I.}' in black wom n were forced to cast al black. worn en. Brown same brands and 41 % buy wa n 'l for iu democra an portrayal create hostility for all nurse white c hildren while lh ir slate th light kinned bl ck hat'tt on sale(fi). c pitalis:m and h wan· i du people of color. However, own went h ungry. Smith woman i th mo t common Some of the znagazine' ad I to the peopJ and lh t include Y..ard remarb, 'The absence of thought the picture was an black woman in vi uaJ m di.a found most offen!live were all i citizen of color. blac in adv :rtising. mor~ than anathema to b]a.cb because i L and the p:rtlerence of many art w~dr,, Goodlwu.stlrapif,g and Com. on ~ 8 .--------------~---------.... .,,._~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!~ •aag a great fall job! , A1 Gander Mountain. you c ·.ten good n , wo a convenient sched ulc, and till ha th tim ynu need for family. friends, sch or ~tfon. 1e're hiring upbeat individuals to hclp u:s 5ell and distribute our premier hunting. fishing and amping equipment, and we have hours mac are flexible enough to &t n:11.osr any Lif~tyle, So if you're ooking to" ·:Jg'' a super )Ob this fall , consider th · following: Telephone Sales Reps Wi rk fuU r pan-am • day. evening or night. 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Servfng ,rll UW Parladde employees and tudents.. [!«IIA I Tallent all Rm. 286 595-2 50 9:30-4:00 Al l£NTION STUDENTS: I SPECIAL ANNOUN·CEME T C anceUor' "Drop•ln' Offl ours for W dnesd i, Sept. 22 d will be c. ang d o onday, Sept. Z , 3:30 p. • 5:00 p.m. lbe o nal day &. 01115 of: 3:30 p.m. - 5•00 p.m. lvery Wednesd J wlll then re e IN.ck to Its orlpaal edule In WLLC 353 TIMnlifou LL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 8 & SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 EYE on the EDGE !Jy Steven Moore editor-illrchkJ Mycolumn, Eye on the Edge, will attempt to explore several controversial issues in an effort to stimulate thought and discussion. Whenever you .... -ee or disagree with my views, 1:o\~~1Ieyxpress yourself with a "-<el~l.-to the Editor. ihave noticed a sensitive issue still lingering in our consciousness todaycommonly called The Battle of the Sexes. Some people continue to debate the subject with misunderstandings and preconceptions about men and women. Bookstores try to offer answers by loading shelves with variations on the same themes-women's guides to understanding men and the complete guide to understanding the female gender. Talk shows like The Oprah Winfrey Show also try desperately to offer answers to this "heated" issue. I get extremely agitated, especially when I read or hear that "men will always do that" or "women will always be that way." I work at Wal-mart as an Electronics Associate, and I often notice silly squabbles between couples. As I was selling a VCR to a couple, I laughed as I noticed their use of common stereotypes. The man stated, "Oh honey, keep quiet ...you know that women are not electronically inclined," and the woman looked across at him and said, "men think they know everything." At first this seemed funny, but the expressions on their faces revealed something tragic about their relationship. They continued their back and forth exchange of harsh and cruel statements. It's disappointing to see how petty arguments can split a couple apart. Most of these disputes are largely due to how society has programmed us about men and women. We need to tear down these barriers, and eliminate the misconceptions about the sexes. James Thurber once said, "The wife who keeps saying, 'Isn't that just like a man?' and the hushand who keeps saying 'Oh well, you know how women are,' are likely to grow farther and farther apart through the years." lapply 8 .... and, cont. from pg. 7 I hope this will give all the people the incentive to contact the television networks, consumer product companies or even your local restaurant to give constructive criticism and compliments when thy are due. To see is to believe. Here are the sources I used for my study. One can find them at the Racine library. Amiel, Barbara. "Through the Lenses of Gender and Ethnicity." Maclean's 27 May 1991:15. Brown, Clinton J. ·Which Black is Beautiful?" Advertising Age I Feb. 1993; 19. "Inventing the Black Consumer Market." Ebony Nov. 1992:1. Fisher, Christy. "Minority Shops Hinge Sell on Specialty." Advertising Age 1Jul. 1991:18 "Poll: Hispanics Stick to Brand ..Asian Americans Shop For Good Price, and African Americans look for quality." advertising Age 15 Feb. 1993; 6 Leo,John. "The Well-Heeled Drag Runner." U.S. News 30 Apr. 1990;20 Phillips, Carol. "Data Cap" Wall Street Journal 19 Feb. 1993 R18. Rodkin, Dennis. "How Colorful Can Ads Get?" Mother jonesjan 1990;52. Ward, Adrienne. "What Role do Ads Play in Racial Tension?" Advertising Age 10 Aug. 1992:14. 1Letlefs to QJe qebitOf Dear Mr. Moore; I would like to rectify the optical illusion that Jeffery Weniger was trying to create in his most recent article in the Ranger. He stated that he •...Iived through the seventies once ... ., Well, I'm sorry to say, that if it happened allover again (the seventies), it would be the first time he could remember. Jeffery is trying to create the impression that he is a veteran, experienced writer who has seen more of the world than his fellow "fresh out of high school" students. 1 know for a fact that Jeffery is at least two years younger than myself, with me being twenty-two. Even I don't really remember the seventies except from what I see in family pictures and a few debilitating flashbacks of the hideous clothes my mother dressed me in when I was a child ...a very young child. Kids born in the late seventies spent most of that decade in diapers. Bythe time most kids born in the early to mid-seventies have memories they recall vividly,those memories occured in the eighties. Stuff like Blondie and roller skating at the local rink. Those year we can saywe lived through. And personally, the thought of going through that again terrifies me more than the seventies ever could I And by the way, bell bottoms were out offashion in the first few years of 1970. My ·70's" expert says that when she married in 1975, all that was left of bell bottoms was a slight flare in the in the hemline. Bell bottom belonged to the sixties. I hope you don't say that you lived through that decade also! The next fashion to become extinct was the "young yuppie in the business suit"look. Before you attempt to insult a lifestyle you have not truly experienced. as you say you have, why not talk to those that have. There are plenty of people who would be willing to oblige you. You may find that it wasn't as bad as you "remembered ." p.s. We the readers would love to see a photo of you in 1970 so we can approximate your agel Sincerely, Brigitte Hauser Dear Mr. Moore: I wish to reply to Brian Matsen, author of "The Silent Cry-A Christian Perspective." During the 1992/'93 school year, Mr. Matsen's writings appeared regularly in the Ranger- News. While 1 found his ideas to be somewhat unorthodox and radical, I was able to dismiss them as simply over-zealous. Now, however, Mr. Matsen has gone too far. In calling himself a "voice for the mainstream Christian population," he has taken a great deal too much upon himself. I consider myself a Christian; however, I would never allow Brian Matsen to be my "voice." While I believe that Mr. Matsen may have the right ideacertainly it is good to be a Christian and to share those beliefs with others-he does not or cannot communicate those ideas effectively. I feel safe in saying that I, and probably the majority of this campus (Christians and non- Christians alike), find his articles extremely offensive. The Lord does not want us to point fingers or pass judgement on others. Instead, he asks us to "Co and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit (Matthew 28:19)." Instead of following this command, Mr. Matsen's method of sharing his faith appears to involve simply spewing rhetoric and misinterpreted Bible passages. The Bible can be interpreted any way that anyone chooses; even Satan can quote the Bible (see Matthew 4:1-10 and Luke 4:1-13). As they read now, Mr. Matsen's articles are confusing, non-sensical gibberish; people are being turned away from Christianity, rather than to it. Remember, we must "open men's eyes, not tear them out." Until you can get off of your soap box and have a reasonable Christian discussion of your beliefs, Mr. Matsen, please do not presume to call yourself a Christian voice. A Concerned Christian, Traci A. Kitelinger Dear Mr. Moore: I too am one of the many students who have viewed the new Ranger format and like it. However, all of the fancy prin t styles and pictures do not seem to override the fact that the Rang",' has changed drastically in content - I'm not sure it's for the better. I recall when reading the Ranger-consisted of pertinent student news. Things that were important regarding students directly, not the political games being played while discussions of religion, upward mobility, and abortion are being discussed. My original concern is that, while the new- Chancellor is very irn portan t to our student lives, the publishing of his complete speech may have been a bit overboard. I personally hope that all will go well, and I welcome Chancellor Stockwell to the position with open arms. However, as a student who has been burned one too many times by all of the "great expectations," I just wonder how much of the promises will really come true. My advice to the Ranger is simply cut down on the overpowering publicity. Students will come to a Chancellor who is willing to listen to students, not to a man who is overpublicized. Finally, my greatest disappointment with the new Ranger is a pair of articles regarding religion. I have never been so appalled as I was when the rash generalizations of Christianity were made. Furthermore, my anger was intensified when I saw the same author's article about abortion. A man who uses nothing other than biblical references to attempt to support his weak, colored view of abortion should be taken out and shot. What person ever gave him the power of authority of the effects of abortion. Granted, I believe that every individual should be allowed his or her own opinion of what is right regarding abortion however, when writing this opinion, state that it is only an opinion. As a woman who stands strong and proud behind the Pro-Choice view point, I really wonder how he can sleep at night knowing that not only does he think that by writing this article he has the authority to tell me what to do with my body, but that his view was accepted by the Parkside student body. WRONGI I ! Things are deftnitely changing at the new Ranger. Now, let's take the time to change them for the better or ALL students on campus, not just the ones who have a column in the Ranger. Thank you. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 7 R S, b_j Siet't:'11 MWl't ed.itor--iu-cl:iif 2: -l. BER 16 th d Ethnicit .9 r. Ad. Pl. Ra al 1Letters ta <!ellitor Dear Mr., re: r would Ii e to rectify the optical ill i n th.at Jeffery , 'emger rrvu1g to cre te in b1 mo t rec.enc article m t.he Rm , He tated tha l he ~ .. .livr-d through the a·e a one ~ W ll, rm sorr)' lo say. t.ha.1 t l bapp n(:d al] over again (d1 . •entie,), it would be lhe first nm he ould remember. efle ts lr i.ng LO c ace the tmpr ·s · n that h i \'eteran, expen a ed writer who ha., more of tlu~world Lhan bi fellov,,r ~fresh out of higl hooi~. tud n . know For a fact thatje ry 1 atleas twn y r }'ounger t.han m elf, w1tb mt" bei g Mem:y•two. E ·en I don' r 11)' remember the e\'enrie e -cept from bat 1 see in family icture and a few debih ·ng f1a3hbac of the hideorn clothes mother dre sed m hen child ... a ,·ery young chtld. Kid! born in he late ·¥en lies .pen m f of thac decade in du.pers. By the um mo l kids born in th arly mid eutie ha,e memolie th ·yre(.'..3.\1 i\idly, lhose mexn rie~ ocrured inc rely, Brigitte Hau er D ar tr. Mo r •: ear r. Moor ; ucemed Christian, Traci Kitcling r Thank ou. 7 'ifANGER NEWS, PAGE 9 "Someone you can tell everything to and someone who is with you during good and bad times" SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ,.he Greal Gambling ftaseo of 1113 Gabe Kluka "Viva las Vegas" -Elvis Presley "Hit Me." -Isabella Rosellini in Blue Velvet "Andy, we should get the hell out of here 'cause we're broke." -Me Three weeks ago, Andrew Patch and I decided to take a little trip up to the Oneida Casino in Green Bay to try and win a big pile of money. Itwas a trip that was inspired by a monetary thrashing we both took a week earlier, while betting on dogs running in circles. Oddly enough, gambling out of spite does not seem to be the wise thing to do. After work, at about 5;30, Andy picked me up at my house in Racine, and on the night before school started, we started out on a trip that I was sure would only take two hours. We also figured out that we didn't know the directions to the casino, but we saw a sign in Milwaukee, and figured that we should easily be able to find our way. Our plan was to speed 'up to Green Bay, gamble until ten, and then be back at home by midnight counting our fortunes. So, with three dumb assumptions under our belt, we headed off into the north woods. Two and a half hours later Patch and I were at a Citgo station somewhere in Green Bay asking directions; we had apparently taken quite a large wrong turn, but fortunately we were back on track and standing in awe of the Oneida Casino about fifteen minutes later. The Oneida Casino is essentially a large pole barn with a lot of slot machines, Blackjack tables and Bingo seats. There are a lot of flashing lights, but not much in the way of wall decorations. We wandered through the forest of one arm bandits, and found two seats at a Blackjack table. The game of Blackjack is relatively simple, even odds game of cards that moves very quickly, which is why it is so popular with gamblers. I am sure that the majority of you out there in Parkside land have played it so I won't go into the gory details. I do wish that someone had gone over the gory details with me, because my wallet began bleeding at a rapid pace as soon as I sat down and started to play. As I was losing more and more money, Patch seemed to be winning, and was at one point about fifteen dollars ahead. Now this may not sound like a lot of money, but when you are down forty, it is flfty five bucks away from where you are. Fortunately for my ego, the dealer put together a remarkable string of hands that included back to back "Someone who you can trust to stand behind you." Blackjacks, a three seven twenty one, and a seven card twenty, to put Mister Patch's money in the same crapper mine went down. At about ten thirty, we had taken enough abuse and walked away from the table shaking our heads at the brilliance of our plan to gain a fortune, or at least the price of one book. However, I had not quite had enough, and in a desperate act, I got about five bucks in quarters, and threw it into a slot machine. Well, oddly enough, I won back about half the money I lost ( I am being an optimist). so I only threw about twenty-six bucks away. At about twelve thirty, Andy and I stopped in the "SuperSaver" in Port Washington to get some food, and some caffeine, so that we would stay wide awake for the ride home. We browsed through the health food, and picked up a bag of Ruffles, some "Garlic Toasties", and a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi. This little stop started a conversation that basically went like this until we got back to Racine; "Gabe, we suck at gambling." "Yeswe do Andy" "This was a dumb idea Gabe, probably dumber than going to the dog track last week." "Yesit was Andy; it was definitely dumber than going to the dog track last week." "We're stupid Gabe." 'Yes Andy, we are." "Someone who doesn't tell your business to your parents!" Wendy Orlowski (Benlor/art education) Wendy M. Wise Ounlor/soclology) "Someone you can share many secrets with and not have to worry about finding out those secrets" "A person you can talk openly with and who you can trust wholeheartedly." Joshua Bruschuk (8ophomorelpr.med) Craig Rebro Ounlor/communlcatlon) "Someone who's always there when the going gets tough." Deborah Morgan (senior/psychOlogy) RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 PAGE 9 OFFICIAL QUOTE . OR THE DAY by Raymond G. w·ggins Grap ic Designe fo 1h19' R~~ "Cope witli it. " Teri Jacobsen "'Someone you can tell everything 10 and someone w o is with you during good a d ba times'' E P T EMBER 16, l 93 ha Gr• at Iambi I sea • 111 3 "'Vi,-\'a la egas" -ElVl!i Pr q• Hi Me." •I be'lla Rmellini i.n Biue Vel 'el ~Andy, we should ge the hell out of her 'c:au · w 'n: broke." •Me Three weeks ago. Andrew Patch and decided to take a little trip up to he On ida ~mo in Green Bay to try and wm a ig pi1 f money. t, a trip that was lll pired by a monetary t.h.rashing both LOok a ee · earlier, while be ting n dog, numing in circ1a Oddly nough, gambling oul f pite doc noL seem to b th wi thing t do. After work, at about 5:30. Andypic d me p tmy hou in Racine, and on t.he night before chool t.arr d, we started ou on trip I.hat 1 was !'iure wo · ld on.I take two hours. 1e al figur d out I.bat e didn't know th dll' tions. to casino, but e 1a • a flign u.1 "MJ.Jwauk. e, d figured that we hou.1d easily be abJe to find o r way. Our plan was to speed up 10 Gree1 Bay, gam 1 un tiJ ten, and men be c'k at home by midnighr counting our fo runes. So, "'--ith tb.r dumb assumptiom under our ell, e beaded off into th north woodr.. Two and a half hour I ter Patch and ere at a Cltg tation omewhere ·n Gr; n Bay asking dir tio ; we had apparently taken quu.e large \IITong turn, but fortun tely w were bac n tra and Atanding in awe of the Oneida c.asino abou fif en min te. la er. Th On ida Qui.no ti\ · tially a lar · e polt: bar "',t a lo or lo ma hi.n Blackjac · tab e and Bingo a . There are a lot of fl.ashing ligb , bu n t mucll m. th wa of wall decoration , \V :andcrt:d through the forest of one ar bandi ~. and found two a ata Bladjadoablc. The game of 81ac:kjac.k. is retati el)' s·mple, e'\'e odd game of Carra that O\' \ •r qui.c y. ·hich h)' ; ti so popular i.th gam le . I am ure that lhe majority of 'O oul 1ere in Par 1 land ha\· played it so 1 ·on't go into he gory det.ri . T d wish that !ltOmeo had gon o ·er the gory details with me, beraw my wall t bepn b}eetling at a rap· d pa oon I !ia.L down and staned to play. M was losing mo e and mor money, Patch med to be winning, au at one pomt abo l- fifi en dollars ah d .• • ow lhil may not • n like a lot f ntonev, but when you are down orcy, Lt i1I fifty five bu away from ihe e ou are. Fortuna.tel}' for y ego, th deal r put together remark.a.bl~ i.nng hand th t incJuded ba LO bac "Someo e who you can trust to stan . behind you." ·Someone who do sn t ell your business to yo r parents!" andy Orl owski (Sanlorial't Id catlo ) Wendy M. Wtsa Ounlorlsoclology) "Someone you can share ma y secrets with and not ave to worry about finding out hose secrets" R EWS - YOUR #1 .. A per on you can ta k openly rth and who you an trust wholeheartedly." IJon) OURCE - 'Someone who's always there en the gain ets toug . ." or/ cho ogy) RANGER NEWS, PAGE 10 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ;;1 I TRY A WHOLE OR HALF••• ANYWAY YOU SLICE IT, IT'S SUPER! An overly generous portion of freshly shaved roast .... -._. ._._._. __ ._._._._._._._._._._._._.... beef and turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced tomato, cucumber, and red onion ... all on a freshly baked (AND REALLYBIG)french roll. _', ,;~,,,~j,\$W.:~";:'m,,,.~I1Th'l\fu~W~';~'W'9tt*Pi>j i&'f~~' ~,~EiiiiRTAIN SECTION.... .A' mt, ;.d--i-@.~~ Entertainment Week NT Television can be a wasteland for the average viewer. Thankfully, there are some good television shows out this season. There are many duds out there but there are a few quality show you can watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thursday nights, NBC runs a well written show called Mad About You. It's a funny, well written show about married life and relationships. The characters are believable and fun to watch. If you like police drama, I'd highly recommend The Comrnish. The series revolves around police commissioner Tony Scally. He looks like a real life person, not a perfect model. The stories are well written, the plot holds you attention, and its fun to watch. Saturday nights, ABC 9 PM. The John Laroquette Show is a great show which revolves around Jack Hammond, a recovering alcoholic. The humor is dry and has an edge to it, giving the show a grip in reality. The sets look like something from the movie Blade Runner, a definite plus. Tuesday nights, NBC 7 P.M. Monday nights are dominated CBS. At 8 P.M. you should watch Murphy BTOW1. Its topical humor is witty and well written. Loue and War, which I think is Mad lite, isn't all that bad ofa show. Nothem Exposure has to be the dominating show on 1V right now. Ifyou don't know what it's about, you don't know what you're missing. It's a funny show with a little bit of drama thrown in. Myfavorite show on any network has to be Stm' Trek: The Next Generation. Ifyou hate science fiction, please skip this paragraph. Next Generation is, in my opinion, the best television show in years ( Next to HiU Street Blues.) Where else can you find drama, full characters, and a hint of subtle comedy every week. Plus you cano zip off into the 23rd century and have fun. Roadhouse Saloon & Eatery 657-7888 6208 Greenbay Rd. Kenosha 1'2 Mile North of Hwy, 50 on Greenbay Rd. Come 'or the Food, Stay 'or the Fun! ~'J..~~.~.~..r~.~~c::':.'.:~..,~!.'~~~I..c~.:::'.~'..r.'.,~..~!'~~.~. .~~.'!~.~ EveryThursdayNight EveryFriday Night EverySaturdayNight FreeRailDrinksand LadiesNight BuckNight TappedBeer:Miller, FreeDrinks $1.00Rail Drinks, MillerUte,Genuine $1.00 Bottles(domestic) Draft. in 16oz. taps From9 p.m.to 1a.m. From8 p.m.to midnight From8 p.m.to midnight $5.00Cover $3.00Cover $2.00Cover Looking for Fall Volleyball T~ms -No Fee- PARKSIDE PREVIEW THURSDAY, SEPT. 16 compiled by Betty Mcilvaine Athletics for Students: call 2159 regarding use of pool and gyms w/validated !D. Foreign Film Series: "Proof' (Australia) award winner, 7:30 pm, Union Cinema. Season ticket averages $1.00 per film w/student discount. Sierra Club Meeting, program; "The Importance of Butterflies," 7 pm at Messiah Lutheran Church, 4901 Durand, Racine. SATURDAY,SEPT. IS Cross Country Annual Midwest Collegiate Open, Women's; Noon. Men's: 12;45 pm, At Parkside. Indonesian Shadow Puppet Play & Gamelan Orchestra at the Field Museum in Chicago (Roosevelt Road at Lake Shore Drive). Performance at I pm. 1-312-922-9410, ext 288. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," (Australian) award winner, 8 pm, Union Cinema: season tickets at the door. Kenosha- Spaghetti Dinner, Noon to 5 pm., Moose Lodge, 3003 30th Ave., $5.50. SUNDAY, SEPT. 19 Afternoon Open House w/ movie break and potluck; sign up at the Women's Center (2170) for location and directions. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," 2 pm, Union Cinema- Australian award winning film, Monthly Stamp Show, VFWHall, 661839th Ave., Kenosha. 10 am to spm. MONDAY,SEPT. 20 Panel Discussion, "How Student Aid and State Aid Affect Each Other." w/ The Welfare Warriors, the Financial Aid Dept. and Social Services. Molinaro 113 at Noon. TUESDAY,SEPT. 21 VOLLEYBALL AT HOME, Robert Morris, IL, 7pm. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 22 HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK SOCCER AT HOME, Lakeland College, WI at 4pm. MUSIC- Noon Concert Series; songs of Margaret Bonds- soprano and piano. Free, CART 0118. Recruitment Fair, Main Place. 9am to 3pm. Movie; "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," Union Cinema, 7pm. $1.00 for students, $2.00 for others. .. OVERBEARD Official who remains mnamed in East Hampton, ".Y., about the threat of a ful1- :hrottle paparazzi assault fueled )y rumors thatJohn F. Kennedy ir, and Daryl Hannah plan to ie the knot Saturday at the ~ong Island beach burg of the ich and famous: "There'll be helicopters all over that beach. It'll look like Vietnam." RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALl':. 595-2287 RA EWS 19,93 PBftllll RSDAY, S 16 Athl ti for Srud n ; c:all 2159 regardin · use of po and gym /validated ID. Entartainmant Weak ustralia) wiRner. m. •erage rum w / tud nt Tclevisio can be a. w.i5teland for vievi'er. hanliully, then-me h . OU t . eaon. Th re ai-e many duds but ther ar-e few how watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thunday nigbr.s, NBC run a well written b call d About You. It' a v.•elJ written: how abou married life and relatioruhlps. The characters are be iew.ble and fun to watch. Hyon like police drama, I'd hight r mmend The CoDl.lDllh. The~ r ·olvea arowid police commi.Slione,Tony He looks Ii e a real r e person, no a perfect m,odel. The torie.5 are ell wrinen th plot holds you ttention. and ii& fun to wa ch. Saturday nights. C 9PM. T john Laroqu tte ow a great mhow which revoJ s Every Tburaday Night Free RaI D nks and Tapped Beer. MIiier, 1Ue11" Ute, From 9 pm. a.5.00 Cover aroundJa k. Hammond, a recm•ering alcoholic. l'he humor i11 -dry and h ~dge to it,, giving the how a grip · n r al" ty. The :rem look like m thing fr m t:be mo-,.<ie Bl rl Runner, defin·te plu·. Tu day nigh P. • 'lond y rugh u, are dominat d by CDS. At P,yo should v,,atch Mu,,-ph:, Brown. Its topical hwn r i witty and welJ written. Low-W4T, v,•bi 1 ink i lite, · n l all that had of a how. otht:ro &:porurt bas to be th dominating ow on 1V rigbt now. rr you don't know wha it's abo t, yo d n't what you 'r n• a fwmy show w:ilh a Little bit of drama thrown iy favorit how on any network has to be Siar Dt · ~ !-.~ Get,emii(m. If you bate cience fiction, please !kip lhi5 paragraph. • exl Genm1tian i • m opinion. th best televi · n how iin yean - L toHiU :rm Blua.) Where els (aD. find<lm.a.. fun Characle • and ·n o subU comedy every week. Phu you cano zip off into the 23rd century and hav Road ouse Salaon ery 65'1-'1888 6ZG G-rl~W Rel. K 1/Z 11• wy. Sa ~ E e,y Fr1day Nlghl ladtes Night Free Drinks From 8 p.rn. mid ight $3 00 Caver Ev ry satu y N 1 Buck Nigh $1.00 Rai Dri ks 1.'00 Bottles (domestic) In i 8 oz. taps rom B p.m. to midnight 2.00 Covar ~I ena Club!\. ling, p.rqgram: '"The lmporumc ofButterilies," 7 pm at ie · h Lutheran Gbur • 4901 Durand, Racin . SATUBD , SEPT. 18 GrOM Country Annual · ~e t Collegiate n, Yl men' · oon. M o' ; 12: • m. Par 'd • ludo wi had Mu umi Chi Performance a 1-312-922-9410, Puppel Play Gam 1an Oreb tra t e F1eld (RoO!C\'cl.L at Lake hor Drive), pm. 288. ( wtralian) award win , 8 pm. atth d oo to 5 pm., foose l.odg , 300 SUNDAY, SEPT.19 After -oo H u movi t". • k potluc~ a the Women' ~te (2170) or location and direction Monthly lamp bow, VFW Hall, 6618 39th ve., Kenoma. IO am o4pm. MONDAY,S • 20 Pan l Di ion, H d and tale Aid . ect Each 0th . 'fA•/ The Welfare ~arrion, the Hnancial Aid DepL cial. Services. olinaro ll3at N n. TUFSDAY. EPT. 21 , THOM:£ , Ro rt Morri I I , 7pm. WED ESDAY, SEPT. HI AM • HEJUTAGE WEEK HOME Lakeland College WI 4pm. MUSIC oon Concert Series· ,o.ngs MargaceL Bond&, soprano and iano. Free. CART Dll . .&eauitm Dl Fair, Main Place, 9am to 3pm. tor ~ ms Fee- Movie: "'Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Union Cinema, 7pm. Sl.00 for tudent:5, 2.00 ' r others. RA EWS - YO - ~·-;- .:-r , I ·. . . ', ~ - I RY WHO E HA SLIC SUPE ••• overiy g nerous sha d beef a d turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced onion... 11 bak:ed (AND REALLY BIG) fr nch roll. _.. .. 0 1ria] w h remain . mnamed in Eas Hampton, • ..• about the threat of fuU. hroule paparazzi a.Mault fueled JY rumo LhatJohn .F. Kenn d) r. and Daryl Hannah Ian LO je lhe knot Saturday at the .. ong bl d beach burg of the · ch famom: ''There'll b helicopter all er that beach. L'll look. hk~ RCE - CAL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 11 iiiii.····· M •R••E••V••I•E••WS ~(7'!~1~" FORTRESS SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT (DavisEntertainment) R Stafring: Christopher Lam bert (Highlander), Kurtwood Smith (Robocop), Loryn Locklin. desert. We don't know what desert, which is only part of the problem with this film, Owned and run by the Men'<Iel Corporation, prisoners are easily regulated with a behavior-eontrol device called the "intestinator," and can become intestinated for such things as unauthorized thought processes or failure to behave, all at the discretion of a somewhat sadistic prison director (Kurtwood Smith). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited with his wife, although he knows that once you're inside the fortress, you do not escape alive. Director and "carnage-meister, .. Stuart Gordon, better ""illiiiI known for the 1985 • horror film, Re- Miiillilliill Animator, tries science fiction for a second time after his 1990 big screen failure, /Who!fox. His horror movie gore tends to surface in this new science fiction thriller, and the special effects may be disappointing for some science fiction aficionados. While the idea is fresh, it is spoiled by several implausible scenes and too many gaps in the unanswered questions of the plot. What starts om with a spark of appeal ends with a dissatisfying fizzle. Director: Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator) lmagine a world where a form of identification is a universal product code tattooed on your forearm. Imagine a world where an authoritarian government deems having more than one child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. This is the United States of the future in Fortress featuring French actor Christopher Lambert, best remembered for his role in the film Highlander, and newcomer Loryn Locklin who portray a hushand and wife team illegally attempting to cross the U.S. border into Mexico. Consequently discovered by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert is wounded and captured by border police. He is sent to a hidden, maximum security prison called the Fortress, a 3~story underground penitentiary located somewhere in the Rating: 4 SW£LL~ 'A- ~ '1(;;,"'.~' . ~ INSTANT VIDEO GUIDE Joe Kane AU videos are rated on a scale from zero to ten. .......•;.....• Job Openings . In The Parkside Union Applications being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a minimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Weekend work. Bowling Mechanics - Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Experience . Preferred. Clip on dotted line and save r---------THE-PARKsiIiE--iiNioN---------~ "You've Got Our Number" 595 Menu Hotline 2689 Info. Center 2345 Union Square Pizza Delivery 2690 Rec. Center 2695 Facilities Reservations 2294 ~------------------------------------------------------------------~ Clip on dotted line and save HEY GANG! IT'S ... MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN UNION SQUARh Sept. 20 DENVER at KANSAS CITY 8:00P.M. Big games coming . Oct. 25 - VIking/Bears Nov. 8 - Green Bay/Kansas City RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 EWS E II ENTERTAI SECTION •••••••••• REEL REVIEWS~( .••••••••.• ?),, FORTRESS (Da" · Enc.ertamim n t) It !arring: Chn toph r l.amber (Highlander), urt.wood mith (Robocop), Loryn ocklin. IhreCtO.r: Sruar Gordon (Re-Animator) Imagine a orld her' a. form of 1dentifica -on i a unh:enal product code tattooed Oil fO f forearm, Im gine a w rld here an authontarian gm mm md n having m r th n n child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. Thi~ is the U ited Sta.ta of the f tur in f'm1rm featuring French acto Christopher Lambcn, best rem m bered for hi role in the filin High/a uter, and nrv.·comer Loryn Locklin who portra a h band and wife tJ am illegally attempting to cro Lhe U. . bo der mto Mexico, Consequently di O"o' ed by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert 1 ounded and capmr d by border po.lk . He i e L ta a. hidden, maximum erurity prison called the Fortre· , a S!-story underground penhenliary located ,omewhere in me deserL W.e don't know what de n, whi h i only parl of th p obkm wilh ilii film. Owned and run by e ~•'IeJ Corporation, prhone are easily r gulated with a behaYior- trol de oi.c called th "intestinator, • and can become int tinat d foi;- uch !hin.g unauthorized thought p oce es or failur o behave, all at the discr ti n of a somewhat di tic prison director tKurtwood ' th). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited wi llis wife. although he know11, that ce you•re inside th forire you do not exape alive. Director and INSTANT VIDEO GUIDI JoeKa,ie All videos ar. ra ttd on a scale from :urn lo ten. SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT JobOpen"ng In he Parkside Union Appllcatians being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a m,inimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Week ,end work. Bowling Mechanics Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Expenence Preferred. Clip on dott d line and sa e r - -T 1HE PARKs1DE- uNioN , "You've Got Our umber'' 1 nu Hotlin l Union Square Pizza Del' ery I Facmties Reservations 2689 2690 2294 Info. Center Rec. Cante Cl'ip on dotted lme and are HEY GANG! IT'S ... at KA SA CITY 8:00 P.M. CALL 595-2287 595 2345 2895 --------------J RANGER NEWS, PAGE 12 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 1 10. escort the movies faster. i,",',',','.:. ~v~~~~~~ t~~:;::1 with the 8. After they sign a there's :;: ~t~fo;:U~lb:~~our left eye, Co"" seal reads ::~:i: ofthe ~"", ~'~'"6. I get I~·~~ be get invited Letterman. 3. french President can't 2. have be a 1. Secret service code name: "Buttafuoco." Tap Albums 1. Billy Joel '''Sleepless in Seattle' Soundtrack" "Blind Melon," Blind Melon "Janet," Janet Jackson 5. "Black Sunday," Cypress Hill "Core," ''The Bodyguard' Soundtrack" 8. "Prornleee and Lies," UB40 a Grip," Aerosmith "Unplugged ... " Kidding I I I Here's what every American could have if money owed on national debt were distributed nationwide: II 1. A 1993 Escort 2. Nine Day Caribbean cruise 3. Fifty compact sound discs 4. Four 24-inch color 1V's 5. Ten Super Bowl tickets 6. Four hundred bags of peanut M&Ms Ten shares of Ford stock thousand Big Macs, with fries World Features Syndicate lil!1 Johnny Carson, retired talk show host, will be one of five American to receive the distinguished Kennedy Cen ter Honors for lifetime contributions to American culture. The other recipients announced Wednesday in Washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell, founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; conductor Georg Solti; gospel singer Marion Williams; and the composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions will be celebrated at a Kennedy Cen ter gala December 5, which will be taped to air later. x TOPPING CHOICES Sausage, green peppers, onions, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, black olives, mushrooms, hot peppers. PIZZA 8" Cheese Pizza $3.20 8" 1 Topping $3.99 4.15 8" 3 Topping $4.35 10" 1 Topping $4.99 10" 2 Topping $5.49 10" 3 Topping $5.69 14" Cheese Pizza $5.45 14" 1 Topping $6.10 14" 2 Topping $6.59 14" 3 Topping $7.09 SANDWICHES Grilled Chicken Filet $3.49 Bacon Burger Basket.. $3.39 Pizza Burger Basket.. $3.09 Alpine Burger Basket $3.09 Jack Burger Basket $3.09 Cheeseburger Basket... $3.19 Plain Burger Basket.. $2.99 DELIVERY PROGRAM FOR CAMPUS HOUSING Hours for Delivery: Monday - Thursday 4:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Sunday 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Tap Singles 1. Drearntover" Carey '(~ 2. Can1 Falling Love," UB40 . 3T.a"gWTheoaommp! Ther.e it L~~f~fi~~fs~;~;;:ylum '.J,.I.,>,.,!:,.I.", Will There," Michael Jackson 8. 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You get to eat all the trench fries the Preeldent get to. You don't have to a great speller. servioe t. "Buttaluoc:o." Police eeoort gets you to ❖• the movies faster. Tap Albums :',?- 9. I played tetherball with the ;.'.f.'.;.: Inventor oflethertlell. "River of Dreams," Billy ,.. bill, 2. •s1eep1esa in Seattle' tots of free pens. Soundtrack" \ 7. If you close your left 3. "Blind Melon; Blind Melon } the &eal on the podium reads 4. "Janet; Janet Jac;bon ·l "President of the United 5. "Black Sunday; Cypress HIii t.i States." 6. "Core; Stone Temple Pilots l ~~ intellectual rights to my 7. "Thndte ~guarcr ,... ..,,.,_,es. Sou ra~~ 1 5. Dan Quayle and Gerald 8. "Promises and Lies; UB40 ~ Ford are pretty easy to beet 9. "Get a Grip." Aerosmith ~, during Vice Presidents Week 10. •unplugged ... And ··" on •Jeopardy!" Seated, · Rod Stewart ffi Slngl• 1. "Oreamlover" ,Mariah Caltty "Can't Help Falllng in Love." 3. "Whoo111p! (There It is)," Tag Team 4. •11; Janet Jackson 5. "Runaway Tarin,"Sou/Asy/vm 6. "Right Here (Human Nature)-Oowntown; SWV 7. "WIii you be There; Michattl Jackson "Lately; Jodeci 9. "The river of Dream; Silly.Joel 10, "If I had no Loot." · Tony/ Tonfl Tone/ ~,,·· , ,,;,; I , ' 111,,"l ·: ,:.-,❖"«;i/.(,:V ;- ❖X•W ::; ,x- <:»»~ ... '.:< ?"-0{~/..:;:: ~ :r...:~:•··;.::-,v.r.❖•. :<~~:?;::-:.:,..9.•~•:(.«.,:~:--;~-:«_:(.•.-:x ,x· .. , ". .,. ·-~,r,·•· ··.·,:.;,;. No Here's what every American could bav~ money owed on nauonwide: I. 2. Nine Day Caribbean crwse S. F'tfty 24-inch color Ten Super tickets ofpeanul 7. 8. One Macs. Kudos host. dutinguished Kennedy Center HonOI'$ for lifetime t0 rulcure. recipien1S announced Wednesday in washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell. founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; Sol ti; the composer lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions celebrated al a Kennedy Cent.er gala December which will taped tO air later. 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She began her work on PAB four years ago on the live entertainment committee and worked up to team coordinator of film and video. Last year, she served as vice president and this year president I discussed with her the responsibilities of the PAB and their plans for the upcoming year. CT: What does the PAB do? RS: We put on approximately 95% of all campus activities ranging from comedians, hypnotists to bands, movies, and plays such as Oklahoma and Lost in Yonkers. CT: What goals do you have for this school year? RS: Over the summer we made five or six goals for ourselves. We wanted to do an open house- which was last week. We have recruitment goals. We want to have 15 people by the end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS: Just stop down. We are located down the hallway behind the Union info desk. Just stop in and we'll make you part of the family. CT: What events do you have planned for this year? RS: Last night we had the comedian Brad Perry. We have a lot of events planned for this year. Tonight we are showing Who Framed Roger Rabbit which is free for all students. CT: Are all the movies going to be free this year? RS: Yes! All the movies will be free for students and one dollar for guests. CT: How do you decide which acts to book? RS: That is very difficult. We get so much information and there are so many acts. What we do is we like to see all of the performers before we book them. We go to the NACA conference, which is the National Association for Campus Activities. Many of the acts we book are there and then we get the chance to see the performers before we book them. .CT: What are your duties as PAB president? RS: To make sure all the different committees are doing their job. Make sure promotion is up on time and there is some diversity in each of the committees and the performers. Basically, I oversee everything that happens in the PAB. CT: Who are the other officers ofPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda Lawrence, Melisa Halverson, Aaron Sens, Katie Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudia Foertsch, Bryan Halverson,Jenny Punzel, and Patti Jefferson. CT: How do you get student input into the performers you book and the activities you plan? RS: Well, it's very difficult to get student feedback. We have tried more than once to send out surveys to the student body. Last year we sent out a survey about "The End" asking students to mark which types of music they like to listen to and we based our entertainment on that. But generally those type of things don't work to well. The easiest way to give us input is to stop in the PAB office and talk to somebody or to join. Just join. CT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding principle? RS: Yes! We take your fun seriously! ATTENTION BOWLERS! SOC Defines SeRlester Goals. I1y Morten Sunde Another semester has started, and all the clubs and organizations are coming hack to life. As the president of the Student Organization Council (S.O.C.) I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate all the new officers with their positions. 1 look forward to working with you in the upcoming year. For those of you who don't know what S.O.C. is, it is one of the five major status organizations on campus. All smaller clubs and organizations are funded through.S.O.C. Together we represent a wide range of interests, and most clubs sponsor different events throughout the semester. Every two weeks on Mondays we meet in Molin~ 0-137. The next meeting will be September 27th. If you are interested in joining a club, just stop by the S.O.C. office in Union 203, or stop by the Student Life Office in Union 209. If you can't find a club that you would like to be in, then start your own. It's not very difficult, and we'll help you along the way. 1 will try to actively work to create better communication between the different clubs and organizations, so if any of you have any suggestions to how we can improve S.O.C., please let me know. It is not mandatory for the clubs to attend the meetings, but I strongly suggest Morten Sunde that each club send a representative. We will inform you of upcoming events, try to avoid clubs having an even t at the same time and give deadlines for budget due dates. On September 22nd. S.O.C. will be holding a recruitment fair in upper main place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. I hope to see all of the clubs represented. It's a good opportunity to increase your club membership, and for students not involved it is a good time to look at what clubs are active on campus. I hope I see a lot of you there. modem dance club 3790 Meachem Rd•• 554-9695 Corner of Meachem & Taylor D.J. Wednesday· Saturday Alternative • Top 40 • Rave· Rock -Nightly Drink Specials- Men's Intercollegiate Bowling Team Now Forming. For Tryout and Qualification Information Contact the Union Office. Room 209 or Call 595·2027 Also: New League Bowling/or men and women. Leave name & telephone number with union office. Every Thursday - College Night! $3.25 pitchers of beer 9:00 p.m. - close D.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. Mix-It-Up Music (Alternative, Top 40, etc.) NO COVER CHARGE Every Friday- Ladies Night! Ladies $5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 59!>-2287 GE 13 S E P T M BE R 16, 199 3 CLUB -COLUMNS Ranger welcom , . artlcles announcing club events, for m,or• Informal on call 595-1187 or stop In at the Ra gar office. PAB bringing FUN •d Enjoyment to Illa lladanl Body Club Q&A Cl:ris Tishwi Ftatun Editor or dm week's edition of club Q&A. I met with th Parkl!id Activitie Board (PAB) pr sident Rebl a. temnrnp. he began berwork on PAB f'our years ago on me live enrertainmentcommiueeand worked up to am coordinator film and vid o. La J'tar, &be served \1Ce presiden and [his year president l di1cussed with her tbe rcspon ihiliti.es of the PAB and their plam1 for the upcoming ~- Cf; What does the PAB do? R& We put on approximately 95% all campus activities ranging fr m comedian , bwno - ts to band • mov' e I and plays such Oklah a and Lost in \lonk • : VtrJiat gool.s d you have for th" school year? RS: Over the um.mer we made fi ·c or ix. goal for ounelves. We wanted to o an open house- which was last wee We run recn:ribnent goals. W wan to have 15 people by lh end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS; Jmt top down. W. are localed down the hallway behmd lhe nion · nfo desk. Jwt .t pin and we'U make you part of th family. CT: What events do you have iaan d for lhi year? RS; . t night · d the co edian Brad Perry. Vii have a lot of event& fanned for tlili year. Tonight w are howm Who Framed Roger Ra.bbi whi i free for all rud nu. CT; Are all the mories going to be fr"tt this year? RS: 'res? All the morie will be free for stud n and o e dollar for gue m. CT: How do you decide hie C ,obook? RS: That Ui very diffirulL Wi get ucb inform · on and th re are M> many acts. What w do · we like to see all of the pedormer be£ re book them. \\'e go to th Ac.A conferen , which it th atlonal · tion for Campus cth"i ties. Many of the acts we book are there and th n w e the cha.nee Lo see the performen before we book them. .CT: What are your du . PAB pre "dent? RS; To m le sure all lhe different committee are doing their job. Make sure promorion is up on rim and ATTENTION BO~LERS! Men' there l some dh•emity i11 each of the committees and the performer . · cally, I oversee erythlng at happe in the PAB. Cf: Who are lhe other office fPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda L.awr~nce, Mrli.Q Halvenon, Aaron Sens, Kati Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudi Foertsch, Bryan Hal n,JennyPUllZJ , and atti Jeff c:non. CT; How do you ge tudem input into th performen you boo and the acthn ti you plat,? RS: Wi U, it'11 very difficul to get 1 dent feedback. V, ha1· tried mo:re than c.e to send out rve-ys lo t e studenl body. Last year we se.D'.l out a urvey about -rhe End asking students to mark which type of mu 'c they like lo lliten to and we ba3ed om ent rtainm n on LhaL But generally th 08!e type of things don't work to well Thee ·est way to gi"·e input 1s to top m the PAB office and tal to somebody or tojoin . Ju tjcin. GT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding princip] ? RS: Y~sl We t.ake your fun seriously. ng. SOC Deftnas la•aster Boals An the aeme let" baa tal" d, and all the ciu and o~anizatiom ar co~ back tor . As th r "dent ofth Student Orgaruzatio Counci (S.O.C.) 11 would like to ke thls opportunity Lo ongratulate an the new officers with their poai tions. I loo forward to "''Orking with you in the ~ ming year. For those ofyou who don't know what S.O. is. -tis oae of e five major tatu or~anization on campw. All unalJer dubs and orgamzatlon are funded through .0. Together w represent a wid raage of inter ts, and mo t dubs :sponsor different enu throughout the seme ter. Every o weeb n Mondays w meet in Mor aiiJ D-137. The next meeting wiU be September 27th. U you ;:n,e interi sted in joining a club, ju t to by lhe S.O.C. office in Union 20 stop by the tudeo1 Life Office in nion 209. ITyou can't find a club that you wou1d like LO be in. then tart your own. It' not rery d.ifficuJt, and we' help you along th w y. I will try to act:i Jy work to creat:e better communication between Lhe diffi rent clubs and organizations, if any of you have any uggeslioru ro how e can improve S.0.C, please le me know. It i not mandatory• for the dubs to att nd the m tings. but I l'.JIOngly ~ugge.!n Mr.mm Sunde that each dub ~d a repr ntative. We wiU inform YQU pco ing en • try to avoid dub having .an event aL the wn time and gi e deadlines for budget due'. date . On September 2'lnd. S.O.C. will b holding a recruitment f'ai.r in upper main place from 9 a,m.. to !I p.m. I hope to see all of the dub$ repl'eKm d. I • a good opportunity to incr ue your club me:mbrnhip, and for midents no invohi d it i a good lime lO look a Whal ciubl1 e live on rampw. I hope I see a loL f ·ou there. modem dance club 3790 Meach d. • 554- 695 Comar of Maache D . W ne day- Altematlve • Tap 40 • Rave .. Rock g y DrinkSpe a - very Thursday - Col age Nigh I $3 .25 p·tchers of beer 9:00 p. . - close U.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. M·x It-Up Music (Alternaf ve, Top 40 etc.) NOCOV RC ARG Also: New Leagu Bowling/or men and women. Leave nan, & telephone number ,with union o.ffice. RA YOUR #1 very r"day- Ladies N'ght\ Ladies 5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p. . - 1 :00 a.m. EWSSO RANGER NEWS, PAGE 14 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 - :.:.:..•:•:.:.:•.:•.:.:.}}.}??p ..••%•••••••••••~•~••,•~•~••~••.~ NEWS In Case You Missed It .:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:, ..:.'," :.:: :......... :::::::::::}::::::::::.: San Diego outfielder Phil Plan tier went nuts with the bat. This week, St. Louis Cardinal,' outfielder Mark Whitten had 4 home runs and 12RBI's against the Reds. The Chicago teams fared well as the White Sox built their lead in the west to 6 1/2 by taking two out of three from I New York and sweeping Detroit. George Bell returned to action with a homer in each game against theTigers. The Cubs have won six in a row, including three against the division leading Phillies. In the divisional races, Atlanta has closed to within 2 1/2 of the Giants; Montreal is six behind Philadelphia. Toronto, New York and Baltimore are still fighting it out in the American League East; all are within a game of each other. Huffing and Puffing: Finally, in the spirit of Remington Steele, who once said to Laura Holt "Laura, why spoil a perfectly good day by running?", a new record in the mile run was set. yards, and the defense allowed no touchdowns. All in all, it was quite an enjoyable weekend for Wisconsin football fans. In other NFL action, Joe Montana returned by throwing three touchdowns to lead the Kansas City Chiefs over the lackluster Tampa Bay Bucks. Despite a cheap shot by Kevin Green of the Steelers, Steve Young and the San Francisco 4gers beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh. In Chicago, the Bears continued a trend of losing games in the last 3 minutes, when the New York Giants scored a late touchdown to beat them. Finally, the defending Super Bowl champs (or maybe in this case chumps), the Dallas Cowboys, came to Washington D. C. to play the Redskins, and left 35 -16 losers. No Hits: In baseball, onehanded Jim Abbott of the New York Yankees no hit the Cleveland Indians 4 - 0, and Daryl Kyle of the Houston Astros no hit the New York Mets 7 - 1 (the Mets run scored courtesy of errors). Last week, C.J Nelson Match Point: Six of the top ten seeds at the V. S. Open Tennis Championship have been eliminated. These include the top mens seed Jim Courier, past womens winner Martina Navratilova. For only the second time in the Open's history, and the first time since 1963, there will be no American in the women's semifinals. Kickoff: The Wisconsin Badgers won their first game of the season beating Nevada 35- 17. In Milwaukee, the Green Bay Packers dominated the Los Angeles Rams, winning 36-6. This was one of the most impressive and lopsided opening day wins in Packer history. Quarterback Bret Favre spread passes all over the field. 'Tight End Jackie Harris and All-Pro Sterling Sharp were outstanding. Receiver Mark Clayton (a cast off from Miami) also joined the parade with a circus touchdown catch. The Packers rushed for over a 100 Sports Calender Men's Cross Country: 14th Annual Midwest Collegiate 12:45p.m. (H) Sept. 18 (OPEN) V.W. Parkside Oakland University 1:30p.m. (H) Sept. 25 Volleyball: V.W. Parkside v, Robert Morris 7p.m. (H) Sept. 21 Women's Cross Country: V.W. Parkside Midwest Collegiate 12p.m. (H) Sept. 18 V.W.Parksidev. MSOE 7p.m. (H) Sept. 28 Soccer: V.W. Parkside v. Lakeland College 4p.m. (H) Sept. 22 Time For Intramurals Hey all you athletes out there! Intramural Sports are about to begin. Intramurals are a great way to keep in shape and also remain competitive. Here are the Intramural sports offered this fall. VOlLEYBAlL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 SWI" VIEWS ONSPORTS College and Pro Football Predictions and get the legend of Joe Montana(four Superbowl wins) off of Steve Young's (no Superbowl wins) back. As for the Packers, they will improve and make the playoffs. But as far as a Superbowl run, they will fall short. The 4gers opponent in the Superbowl will be theJoe Montana led Chiefs. Montana gives the Chiefs that final element to make a Superbowl run and the Chiefs vs. the 4gers will be a storybook match up. But, don't look for a marvelous Joe Montana come from behind victory. Steve Young will be the hero of this year, and he can finally say "I'm going to Disneyworld. " In college football look for the Florida State Seminoles to reign and finally win a national championship. Florida State simply has the most talent of any college football team out there, and they will finally bring Bobby Bowden that elusive national title. Michigan will win the Big Ten and make a bid for a national crown, Michigan problems will arise against Notre Dame and Penn State. BASKETBALL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 FLAG FOOTBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept 22 You can pick up a form to play, any of the intramurals at the Phy. Ed. building. Good luck and most of all have fun. Kevin Williams Spurts Editor Wisconsin will make an improvement and return to competition in bowl games this season. Wisconsin will not win the Big Ten title, but they will be a team to watch out for. Other surprise teams to keep an eye on are Parkside favorite Northwestern, Stanford and Penn State. Teams which will fall short of dreams for a national title are Notre Dame, Miami and Colorado. This looks to be an exciting year in both college and pro football. The new football season brings with it a need for new things, a new battery a new remote and a new meaning for the word coach potato. The '93 football season is finally underway, no more preseason anxiety. The games being played now are for real and it's time to either put up or shut up. It's also the time of year when we sports fans make our predictions on what teams we think will be the big winners in 93. Well, here are my predictions for college and pro football 93. Let's start out with pro football: News flash, the Dallas Cowboys will not repeat as Superbowl Champs in '93. Why? Because with the long holdout of Emmitt Smith the Cowboys don't have their most effective offensive weapon in the line-up. Without Emmitt in the game, it makes it harder for all of the other offensive weapons that Dallas has to make big plays. One message to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones :PAYTHE MAN. The team to beat in '93 will be the San Francisco 4gers. They will return to the Superbowl in '93 SOFrBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept. 22 Don't tell him Tennis season is over. GETA TALL COOL ONE SPORTS INFO BangBn BI.B to IbB Occasion In each KBtcbam'. Bome DBbat. Gm., L. Smith sports Information Director important. Not only was it the Rangers home opener. it was the first victory for new head coach Susie Ketchum. Ketchum, a graduate of Idaho State, was satisfied with her team's performance. "We didn't give up, we played a little sporadic, but we are a very young team, and we keep learning" This years team only has three seniors on it's roster, so the younger players must step up and play big. After the game, Ketchum did admit she had a few butterflies in her stomach before her first game in front of the home crowd. "I was a. bit nervous, but I felt comfortable because I knew we would play hard: I really wanted the win." Parkside is 1-4, but don't let their record fool you: these ladies work hard. They travel to Mankato State, MN this weekend. Parkside's next home game is Tuesday, September 21 against Robert Morris College. Tip-off is at 7p.m .. Come out and support the team and new coach Ketchum. Parkside's women's Volleyball team defeated St. Joseph college in a very tight battle Tuesday night. Ranger player Tammi Rickert sparked the team out of a deadlock tie, in the fifth and final match. With a superb example of leadership, Rickert, a sophomore displayed great defense with 19 digs. Jessica Morrison, a freshman, also stepped up her play and had 19 kills. This game was very IN A DESIGNER CUP $1.49 AVAILABLE IN ALL RESTAURANTS RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 RA GE NEWS Calendar en' Cr - Coun cry: l4t A.nm.1.al Midw t 4 ·p.m. pL 8 {Women• U.Par Collegiat SepL 1 ro Connery: ideMidwe.\t m. v, .Park..\id Coll ge 4p.m. p. 22 Im Far }'OU atb]e lh r ! lmramural Sport& abom begi . Intramu gr at hape ah •main otnpetitive. H r ntramural m ffi red thi fall Fl.AG En tty deadlin ; Mon. Sept. 20th Play b£>gin ; Wed. Sept 22 OFTBALL: deadJine: pt. begin : SepL 2-2 U.armde v. Oat.I d Umvcrsi l: Op. l pl.. 2::i VolJ 'ball: .Parbide . obim Morri m. e-pL 2 amurals ou pi p o m pla , a y intnunurals building, luc d ail hai,e tel seasan AVAIL ADESIG RCUP LE IN LL RESTAURANTS R GER NEW BER 16 I II .J. 'el.set 1nv1av1 o Ca I ga and D ball Pr diction• Ktviti Willia 'rf)ort Ediu:,r IPDRTIINFD :;;iaiii1iiiil8 Gary mith sport lnf r.mna ·q;1 Dfrn:tor coai 7 7 .S~:~~~..~."..~..~I.Iii"~····~.~~~•I•I•I·•I ·_·! RANGER NEWS, PAGE 15 , - SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 "HEAR YE, HEAR YE" Student Services Will Be Open Monday and Thursday Evenings Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions ... Career Center ... Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement ... Information Center (Union Bazaar) . Learning Assistance &\ Counseling . Registrar/Student Records ... Student Life/Activities ... Student Health . Financial Aid . Professional Food-Service Management is now taking applications for: Pizza Delivery· Catering Waitstaff • Counter Personnel Dishroom Personnel· Dining Room Attendants· Office Clerk For an interview call 595-2601 UW·Parkslde·s Dining services P.F.M., Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer "tropical rainforests are home to at least 5-10 million species of plants and animals approximately half of the world's life forms?" "the energy saved by recycling one glass bottle could run your t.v, set for three hours?" "there are biodegradable pens made out of corn and recyclable typing paper?" Did you know..... iSu€cessfultc}iibs utnlf~:"the~ger. -;: ... .-., -, . Write aBout campus events .ancfgain the prestige you deserve ,., RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 a RA - EWS PAGE 15 '' HEAR YE, HEAR YE '1 S udent SeNices w·1 Be Open Monday and Thursday Evenings Unf 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) dmissions ••• Career Cente ••. Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement •.. Information Center (Union Bazaar) ... Leaming Assistance Ii Coumeling .... Registrar/Student ltecords ... Stud nt Life/ Adivitie.s. • Student Health ... Finan~ial Aid ... ,.---....,,_~..--...~~----- ~~ Professional Food-Service Manageme t is now taking appl·ca ions for. Pizza DeJivery • Catering Waitstaff • Counter Personnel Dishroom Personnel• Dining Room Atte dants Office Clerk Far an Interview call 595-2601 UW-P dt's Dining Servl'Qi• P.F.M., Inc. is an Equal Opportunly Emp oyer Did know ..... »th energy ved y r 'ding one gt . bottle could ru your L • . t for ree ou ?" there ar biode.gradabJe pen m de out of com and recydab e typing paper r Successful cl bs tilize the Ranger. Write about campus events and gain the prestige you deserve RANGER NEWS, PAGE 16 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 Classified Advertising To place an ad call 595-2287 or stop in at the Ranger Office ~usEvents GE().SCIENCE CLUB stop by the GEO-SCIENCE CLUB booth during the recruitment fair, Wednesday 9/22 from 9- 3. Rome "Rock" with usH PRE-HEALTH CLUB welcome back picnic, Sunday, Sept. 19 at Pet's Park, 12:00 the volleyball area. Call Alma Venish (595- 2611) for a reservation or talk to an officer. Be There! AA·Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLN 0133. Call 595- 2366 for more information. Anyone interested in participating in the foilowing Support Groups, Narcotics Anonymous, Codependents, AI-Anon, Eating disorders, Sexual Assauh or Abuse Survivors Support Group? Call 595-2366 or 595-2338 to express interest l Free Nicotine Patch Program to stop smoking will start in October. It you are interested, call Heaith Services at 595-2366. Heartburn Suffers - Men and Women asked to participate in FDA approved heartburn study through the Medical College of Wisconsin. Study will take place campus at SI. Catherine's Family Practice Center. For more information call Ms. Wick 553-9500 between 9 a.m. and 12 p.m. or contact Health Services. FREE MEASLES AND TETANUS IMMUNIZATIONS - Health services MOLN. 0115 PRE·HEALTH Special pre-health club speaker of the month - Dr. James Concannon, Kenosha, Memorial Hospital ER physician - Tuesday, September 21 at 7:00 Union 104. Be there! Opportunities GREEKS & CLUBS raise up $1,000 in just one week! For your fraternity, sorority & club. Plus $1,000 for yoursell! And a FREE T-Shirt just for calling 1-800-932-0528, ext. 75. FREE! convtsor Duffy CPA Review (Choice of the Big Six) is looking for campus reps to market out course on campus in exchange for a Free Review. Candidates should be on/off campus acctg clubs & organization. To apply please call 1-800-328- Wanted Wanted: Preferably Christian Female to lulor math & English (7th & 8th level) for our 13 year old daughter in our home. $8-$15 call 414/652-1646 For Sale Renaull1965 Alliance, auto, air - $1,000 or best offer. Ph. 595-2899 Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1.00 and birth control pills $4 per packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, 595-2366 or Moln. D115 for more information. Free Free Pregnancy Testing· Contact UW-Parkside Health Services Moln 0115 for more information. Second Nature byMosslngram el993 Moss Ingram Our last resort to save the Earth from an alien attack, Secret Weapon: Mick Jagger RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 s RA 6 stop in at the Ranger ,Qffice Campus Events GEO.SCtENCE step by SC lENCE recruttm nt raI,, 9122 rom Rock• p1Cnic, S nday, at votteyball area 595· ta k AA-A co ones ev ry at neon In MOLN Di 33. Call 595- or i formation. interes1ed In following Aoonymou • C<xiep8Jl'lden1s, Al-ir,g Assault SuNivors Support Group? express interest Nlcot ne to stop smoking will lf ara Health se rvlces a1 SuHe11 and In heartbu m he edical Co lege of Wlsalnsin. wllll Laks pl ca on St Calhenne·s Ptactioe Centef. informatio 553--9500 am. aoo Heall Services. MEAS ES lMMUNIZATIONS Heal h servle OLN. D 15 PREaHEALTI-1 CLUB pre eallh 01 Kenosh.a, Memorial Hospital ER • S ember Unio 1104. Beth r ! ewes u to S I st o e we. I for f aternity, yourr.ettl And a FREE T-Shirt just or calling 1-800-932·0528, ext FREE Convlsor Duffy CPA o B g Six) Is looking or campus oourse camp s n Flaview. s cukl bi acctg clubs organizatio • o 4444 WantMk P eferably Fema e to tutor E glish grade 1 3 oome. SB--$15 can 414t652--1646 Rena It 1985 auto otter. tor afforda. le !)l'ices. 1 o or bi h pills $4 packe . Contact UW-Parkside Health Mein. D1151or rn10rmati0n. F H es Ing • Parksid o n D115 111tormaron. BER lry Moss~ :gram ast e o lien attac , agge itnessTM For complets product irrformaJJon soo package and lnSlructlons DYEWltness fires up to sever ee with a 70 lb. b ast. Wi hin seconds it foams a I over the attacker's face, obscuring vision, w i e not harming eyes. 4SECO DS Totally dispensed over he attacker, DYEWitness eaves a gree aln on the attacker for up, to seven days for easy identification. 7SECO DS • t ck.er i ea i.1 id nrifi.cd up to 7 days or longer. • ha.rm to auacker, e 'en il' sprayed · the eyes. • Has a deceptiv ly ·m 1 ize, but pac · a 70 lb. blallt of foaming green d ~- For our Prot.ection and Peace of Mind $29.95 Contact~ 1tc e I World mports (414) 657, 7788 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. New Provost/Vice Chancellor Howard Cohen "brings strong academic leadership" Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document :S.t"t.: CIAL THIS ISSUE ! Interim Chan cell or John Stockwells Convoca tion address. Outline s ~k&ide's history anrl his vision to further academi c excellence. See P age 5 EXPANDED EDITORIAL Argue or agree. This is the offical proving grounds for intellectua l thought a nd poli tical d eb a te . See Pa ge 9 VI Joe Kane presents the ideal ch oice in home vide o vi ewi ng . Che ck o ut video reviews on page 9 THE universi of wisconsin- rkside lnr Prn ostf Vlca Chanc allar Boward Cohan "brings strong academic leadership" by Chris 1l>huA FtalUrt £at/Qr Howard Cohen, dean of L'ni,-en,ty of Wisconsin• P>rbid e School of Liberal Arts, b as bttn named interim pro.-o, t/ vi ce cbanctllor at the un n'Cl'$ity effecuve Sept. 6. Coh en , 48, will replace John St ockwell who will serve a.s intenm cllancellor following the resign ation of Sheila Kap lan who w.u nained pre sd ent of Me1ropolitan Slate College of Denver on M onday. Cohen was named dean of L W.l'arlr.s1de's School of liberal Arum 1001. Prior to that he was .uWatt- pro,e&t at the l'nMf51ty of M:wachuseu.o Booton . "Howard bnngs s1rong academ1c leader,h1p to the position,' Stockwell sai d, "He ha.s earned great respect ror his gon<I judgement and adrninutrative integrity dunng hi! brief tenure as dean ... As cean or the Schoo l of libera Am, the largest of tlle four UW-Part...de academic schools, Cohen was responsible for curriculum development, program review, faculty and staff de<oelopmen~ instructional innovation, research ,upport and staff development. More than l :JO faculty and staff hold foll-tioie po.1t1ons in the $Choo! and nearly one-hali of the un1,·ersity'1 students are enrolled as hber.U arts majcn While at the Univenity of Mas,achusctts,Bo>ton, Coh<n held the fol10,,1ng position,: Arun, Dean of the College of Arts an d Sci e nces, Associate Dean for Academic Affairs, Chairp&so n of the Philosop hy De p arunen_t, Di rec t or of the Law and J u>tice Program an d director of faculty de, · elo pm e nt for the College of Ari$ and SCte n ces, all at the U niversi ty of Massachuse t tJ. Booton. Cohen hold, a bachelor's degree in philosophy at the Un iversity of Minnesota an d a mas t ers and doctorate in Pbilosophy from Hanwd Unh 1 ersity. He ls an expen in children's righ1$, criminal JUSUce ethics and social philosophy and 1s co-author of the book "PO\•ocr and Restraint.! The ~~n<ion of Police Work..• Cohen and 1is wife reside ,n RaCllle. The couple has two children. NEWS 5ejllaml>er 9, 1993 • VOi . 22 • Issue 2 llllldm Cb ancaUor Stockwell Poa lllana Ulllwaalty for Iba Future Parkside'• Rough & Tumble Beginnings bJ Gregory M. Gauth,,r Vice Chancellor John S<ockweU assumed the seat of Interim Chancellor, early this Augu< t, after former Chanrrllnr Shi•la Tuplan left to take the pomion or Pre~dent of Metropolttan State Co U ege 1n Denver, Colorado. Stockwell came to Park.side £ram the State Uni\-er,ty of New fo rk, where he served as Dean of Liberal ArL, . He has served under Kaplan as Vice Chancellor for Academic Affairs h ere since 1988. St<leh.ell '3}'J he make the 0>0,e from l);ew York because he Strongly admired "the n.tbo nal reputation of the faculty." and the caliber of1l$' research. He also cued the superior locauon of the Part...de campus. When asked to define hiuok as intuim Chancellor. S1ndn,,ell <1:ued that he is basically ser'1ng the same adm1ms1rauve responsibilities a.s the permanent chancellc, would have to, but that his role as a policy,,sener was Umitt'C lO short term planning, and '"po~itioning the university for the future,• and for the new chancellor, He further svued that his role wa.s one of .. stuar·,ship," but criticized t1e_ charatterization of · caretaker,• citing his ··aggresst,·e" in,oh·emcnt m such issues a the possible expansion of 1tudent hous i ng impro,·ements planned for the Physical Educati)n bulldmg, and relations with thi- communlly at l~gc. S1ock,.ell ,. still undecided as to whether he will acuvel)' seek the permanent Chancellor', e-=-i position, though he .,....--1 did say that he would like ly be O,utiuwd 1,u P«Kt 2 "7 Gr,gory M. C..utlli,r As ,ummer wtnds down, and we students setUe m for a long year of scholarly pursuits, It ought to be rat:H.•mbered that tl,is schoo l )'ear marks a s-1gnif1ca1H periorl in PVI - Park.side's britf. but rich hi,tory, This year, speaficall)', is the 25th Anniversary year for Park.slde, as a functioning unhrenity. In commemoration of this, and in the hope of remmdmg stu:lenu that they are here at a speaal unie, this arucJe mnaugurates a speClal ~ries of articles de\·oted s;,ecifically 10 different a.pen, of Parkstde's hutory. This mue: Pa'4#M~ -g/1- and-tunJbl, bq(i1mings. In a No,rember. 1969 issue of the "Parkside Colleg,ai,, • the r.ampns' first student ne,,~paper , a press re l ease descnbed the campus as follows: 1t i• a dream c.f the future and a dream of 1 he p-e<ent ... Park.stde wlll "1wa>~ be able to l ook forward to bigger and beuer things ... • A, turbulent as that period wa< for mc»t Unin~njt.ic~ m A.met iLa, this characreti,.auon -n·as qu11e ldeah,uc. \f"c e\en the un1verSlt}' s planners were O\'ertaken by that same sense of abundantent.husaasrn, when they projected the campus would grow to a size of 25,000 students by 1980. and 1nl'ohe a mulum ~ bo n ~oUar complex wluch wou ld spra\\<l ou , Q\er the majonty of its 700 acre site, Taken m rctrospecL the universny's founders "n·ere probably nght to be so opumi;tic (despite the bogt•s gro"'th figure!i) bu1, as 'Ae shall Co,uuwtd on pa~ J \ I - ., .;, ,J ~R~A~N~G~' E~R~N~E~W~S~, ~P~A~G~E~2'.___ ____ -:: -=- ~ ;;;- =-= :;: =:-n::;;..~:;llfita;------- 8taclcwall, cont. from ,1.1 Dr. Cash en Retires After makmg a dcc1s.1on on the nhutcr ~me ume in the spring. He further stated that, for now, he would be dt"\Oting his crn:rgu:·s lO lhe more pre-ssmg "•1eeds of the students and tlie school." arlrung that he would mamta1n an open door policy, 11y to "put tlw uudems first,· and work to pte5et\e '"conntction~"'with the commumry. On furtl1er probong. Stockwell rud uy he could see hims.elf at Part.side serving as Chancrllor. or Vice Chance ll or, bur qualified th,s by adding that what he really enJO)'Cd was workmg in an admininrative role. "he1her here. or elsewhere. In salut~ to former Chancellor Kaplan, Stockwell expressed much admiration for her .. direct"' and .. energetic style." adding that he, dear sense of pnonues beuelitted the school. He said he also :ippreci:ited being able to work m Lile auno,phere of nexibihty and frredom 1hr gave to the \'Jee Chancellor's officr. \\'hen asked what a "Stockwell Chancellorship" ,~ou ld be like, 1fsuch were e'\'er to come to pas'-, SLock-well Stated that he felt "that the umverstt}' 1s generally on th.e nght tract." but that he would work. to pres.tne and impro,e u1)()1l 1ti oauonal reputation, and reg1anal atmosphere. \\lule he <hd Stale that he "·ould bt.e to capitalize more on the i.alenu of the staff, and 1ht- rr-.ourr,.\ of 1hr ~rhool, hr disagreed that the ..:hool needed to e,cpand, adding Lhal he would rather w«k to "push (the unll'ersity'sJ agenda along .· Elaborating on the issue of expam,on, Stockwell obsen'ed tha1 -..h~ you b.ave a w1ivers1ty of this caliber m your own back-yard, you tend 10 take it for grant.ed ... Parl:side should not bt- taken for grantNI ... " Stockwell also stated that the arra)' of majors a,-a!.lable on tlus campui was lmpressrve, not because of the \'aSLnwnber, rather because of t11eir quality, and more importantly. because they are "meeung the needs of [Park.side's) market," and surroundlng comrr~unil)•, The interim Chaacellor added a few words ror the 25th Anni,,ersar)' celebration taking place thtS year. staung that he would bke to mvolvc more of the campus in the celebration, and pointed our th•t there are gr2nts a,'2ilabl~ LO campm. organizations and groups interested in orgamzing acu.ioe• celebrating the 25th ann1vet$ary. Addressmg tJ,e question of what kind of indil.1dual ought to reoe-e the chancellorsh1p. Stockwell asserted that the new cnancettor snout<l be a person "rotally committed to the ,-alues of lhiJ insti1ution," which are, as he stated, .. Academic Excellence,• ·&ni<:e to the Region", and •o,vers,ty/ Community"• tl,e last, be conduded, was noL a rontr.uiic t ory gmll. 1993 - 94 STAii S1.wnMoore Edito,r.ln-Chief Mane;g.-.g Editor . . . Stanier Wuhngton Ass411ng Managing Edrtor .. . . . Debra J Young Qv.lneoo Mo"°'10'· , . .Tanya M Oomik AIN1art 8US1neaa MenaQet .... .Ovisint L Wilson lAoyoul & Grapl,10 QQlgn . . .Raymond G 'Mggino Newt Ed~r . ... . . .. Nci'lolu W Zahn AIM!art News Editor •... ... ... ..Alan R C.ook Fe .. 1ure :d1tor , ... Chrl~r S. Tianuk Sports Editor . ., ... .. . . ... .. Kew, C Wiliams Copy Ec1tor .. ... . .... .... . . . ...... . ...... , .. Joaeph G Kane Copy Ee,.,, ...... Gobe A. Kluka Copy EcilQf . ..• . . . .......... Vantc,sa Woods Ce.endr EdltO< . . ... • ....... ··- . ... R•Uy r: Mctlvitln. PhotoEditot .. ..... ...... ..... . ~.hcha•ID. Paupo,. PhoE t09,apher · • ..... .. Greg L&briok nlena«l"lt(rt Edita . , .. ..Jeffre,, M. Weniger Certoonl8tlt)es9"Nt , ... . M088 Ingram Colt"nnists Mary R, one, Gabe R ><Iuka. C.J l~elaon, Jotoph G Kane, Goorgo Harris, Jr R • ;l(la:<I SlaU17'ter. Jeffrey Wervger, Jeff,ey B WOOiiey, Regis Broa:t, Sandra Swan1z. Aubrey Waf(er, Ycfanda Jac:bon, 8:'la.n MatMn, and Julia Treiber Advisora Judy LQ9edon. JWI NUW11I., Julie King, ano Stuan Hut,ner Qe,.....IStaff Ginger -letg,NOn, Grego,y Gaulh~1'. Greg P'e.&, Violet Crumpler, Marquita Hynea, _..io. Buenker, Bnan Matee11, Vanet:sa Woods Ju~e Sctluster Mike &1.A<e!_, Rick Exner Su .. n luepket-, Nathan Cwnbio Vtika-. Jechwani Jared Snee.It, Cory R Rath, Derek Brown, Je-.my Heudt, El'C Tegen, R0bb Vanoek>N, Kay Saijal, Scott Fragale, G,ry Snilh, Anastllllo le,mon .r>mber Nlchola. and Jellica Prel88 · l4 Years Of Service At Par kside Co -• smile. Cashen reports that she Technical CoUege where she _by A/au "" . ticularl oud of (he worlte<l as the director of Ass,s/a11t NflL~ Editor ~~ for ~iudenu with Academic Support Sernces Or. Carol Cashen, Director of Learning Assistance and CounM!lling, will retire al the end oc September after over_ 14 },ears of ser,,ice ro UW-Park.!ide. Unul I 985. 1'ith the reorganization that occurred under Or. Gary Grace, Cashen headed Educational Progra:n Support, remedial education, placement testing and tutonng. "Now ,hat is on ly one segmtnt of our work.• she says. Casten now supervises a department that includes Personal Coun1-elling, Prescriptive Advising (for studenlS who do not lit the usual academic criteria as they gradua1e from High School), the Career €enter, Sernces for Studen,s with Oisab11Joes and the Fcder;u TlUO CQnl (which prO\;des special assistance 10 first geaeraLion college student., and students who are cconc-n11cally disadvantaged 0< handicapped). The &rectors of all :hese programs report direclly to Cashen, who helps to supervise their activities, develop their budgets and plan new strategies. •1 ha,·e enjoyed everymmute of it,· Cashen enthusiastically reporu. Cashen, l ooking back over the years, reports that the high point of her long and distulgu.isbed career IS remembering the number of students, unprepared in one way o- another to enter univenity, who ba\'e ,uccecded and graduated. "We have prov,ded them ,.,th the support they needed,• she says with a Dio.abilitiC$ developed under while she earned her doctorate her supervision. "There was from Indiana Uni,en11y. "Pnor absolutely nothing here when I to that, I taught everything came." ,he rea,Jls. "Now we from nursery ,chool through have a full time position that college.• could easily be e,cpanded 10 two After reunng, Cashen wdl people." :She also menuou~ lcaYc Wi$Consin LO Jive m the Writing Center and the North Carolina. There, ,he Supplemental Instruction plans 10 do some writing ,.,lh a speoal em phasa on matenal for children and artides focusing on people who have succeeded desp,u, ""nous problems. She hopes to do ,1olunt~~t work and to pursue, further education, acting on her cbenshed belief that "educauon 1s often wasted on the young.· She plans to learn to play a grand piano and 10 do "lots of travelling.· J:'l"Ogram "' prOJCCtS oevetoped under her guu.! : v1ce which ha, ,e been ~rery salisfyi1~z-" Cashen served for six mon tbs as Acting Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs before Grace was hired to fill that position. ·1 deoded at t/lat time that I did not want to continue climbing the adnuniwalive ladder ... It is ntremely wessful,' she say>, C3shen decided to stay working at what she did well. "There is more to life than making more money, she e>e.plain,. "I think it is very important for people to find where they can sene be.st and be tl1e happiest they can be." Cashen came to Parkside from the Indiana Vocational Cashen offers these parung words of advice to the >tudenu I of Parkside: ·oon 't quit until you have attained your goal. h may take a lot of hard work. Illa ll really i, worth it." To the umvers,ty as a whole and the adnunistrauon in particular, she advises. "Remain flexible with the administrative changes and financial challenge, that are bound to occur 10 Lhe near future. Remain open to changr and the challenges will be mart ably met.• A reurement party will be held ,n the Office of Learning Assistance and Counselling on September 28, from 8 to 5 p.m. ca.hen's de,,otJon and gentle wooom will be sorely m1Ssed I)! many a, Parkside. Take a moment 10 w,sh her godspeed as she embarks on th,s new venture m her hfe. Interim Il ea Chancellor Pash as Expanded General Education bJ Ma"luila Hy,i,s If the Office of the vice president of the United State, is often thought to be forgotttn by the masses, does it follow tha1 ue office of a ,ice chancellor is also O'erlooked? Here at Parkside the answer is a resounding "no.• Or. Howard Cohen is the new Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs fo, tl•i univcnity. He wUI be a visably active presence throughout the Khoo l tern,. Goben described his position as, "sort of like a chief academic quality assurance person m the university. So, all faculty appomtment come through the office of academir affairs \~ have :o assure the quality of the faculty. Likewise, all curriculum change ... will come through the office of academic affairs. The quality of the curriculum and the quality of the faculty are really the twin main focus of the office.• TI1;u focu.s is then monitored and sJpported. Momtoring is im1_1lemeu1ed via program reviews, assessment, and reports for the VW system. Supporting 15 done through the library, the computulg center, the grant., office , the teachmg center, and the budget And the work does not end there. In addition to working with t.he r.hanr.r11"r· C.nhPn work,, with faculty and Staff governance groups, and with the deans of the university. "l'm reporting to the chancellor and the deans of the school are reporting to me,• sa.id Cohen, Vt'C will return to his position as Dean of the School of Liberal Ara at tile end or this int<:rim period. Like interim Chancellor John Stockwell, working with students is also a goal of his. Office houn will soon be set and he plans to meet with students and ,tudent leaders; m an effort to be accessible to them. Further work lies ahead. One of hi, more pressing agenda items is the implementation of the new general education requirements. Included in this ,.,u be the creation of a freshman seminar course for a-edi~ Cohen illustrated the course to the Ranger as "introducing freshmen to what you might call the intellectual map of the world of knowlcdge ... and help them understand what it means to be pan of the universi • • Breadth of Knowledge courses will also be look.ed a, to make sure they meet the general education requiriemients~ A$s.eument1 of the varous majors .,.;11 be look.ed at as well. Some of theot assessments are already being achieved through senior seminars. "For e,carnple, the communicatoin department has a senior seminar thar really looks back at the competenciO\ that Communication [the department] bas said ilS students wm ha,e when it graduates,• relayed the vice chancellor. And the work. does not end there. The office of the vice chancellor of this university ,houlr.l not be overshadowed ui the office of Chancellor. as is &imilar with the office of the vice president and president ol. the Umtcd States. Or. Howar Cohen has lengthy "Curriculum Vitae• sheet that this wnter obtained from the office or the School of Libero! Arts. Reading his educational background, teaching experience. research areas, honors and awards, publications, and more would make one realize that his position defmi1tly wtll not be ove Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 2, September 9, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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