163 10 4386 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d64e1e0283b17dd3e93a99ebff7041c2.pdf 594b0c7338b63dba2b62b6467301f791 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 33, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UWP loses professor, artist, and friend Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document _ ..... --- = The Ranger News Sept 26 - Oct I0, 2002 Page] uWP loses professor, artist, and friend continued. enthusiasm. Art gram flourished, he Department Chair flourished. David Holmes said Matthew nur- Matthew was "brought tured and em bod- in to rebuild the pro- ied joy, creativity, gram,and conceptually, and passion in all physically,and spiritual- that he did ...and ly, he accomplished those gifts remain that. He spent .seven with us:' days a week rebuilding His students the program. couldn't agree Matthew always said more. Linda Waw- 'Whatever the team . iorka is a student of needs,l'1Ido.'In his own Matthew and says energetic, buoyant, boy- "Matthew would go ish way he was giving the extra mile for everything he had to all his students. He the university.We lost a had a great sense of good man that students .humor, an electric loved. He will be very personality, and was hard to replace." a very talented, spe- All you had to do is cial person:' Jamie walk down the hallway Cassar, another and you could feel the ceramics student, energy coming from said "Matthew was the ceramics studio. like a freight train, Instructors from other moving and doing." oepartments would '----------------- ..................""'-Jamie heard take the trip to witness MatthewBynumDualityStoneware 25"x I 0"x7 , 2000 Matthew say at the Matthew and his stu- beginning of the dents totally revitalizing the ated captivating and powerful semester that he finally felt free; space. He brought everyone' images and impressions of the he was the happiest in his work together as a team and' gave world around him. Matthew that he had"ever been, and was them the sense of direction and loved to share lis .assons'or vorxing now ne nao always 'arnilv we need so badly these ife and art WIth his students wanted. "He would always say oays. Dr..Jean rohnk, UW·Park· and friends. He was absolutely "'clay breaks', he wasn't holding side Theatre Art Dept started dedicated to his calling to be a on to anything". work the same day as Matthew teacher and an artist, and Matthew's classes were can· and had his office across the worked tirelessly to create an celed but students went on hall. "Matthew loved life, and atmosphere and space where working. One student, Nathaniel livedeach and every day to the true creativity had the roont to Hunter, said, "He would have fullest.Matthew loved to work develop and flourish. As wanted us to keep going," withclay of the earth as he ere- Matthew's students and pro- adding, "Matthew has touched if MatthewBynumCruet SetStoneware6"x3"x3"1999 many lives. Ceramics was his first love, mother earth". Matthew not only touched the lives of students and facul- ty at UW-Parkside, out also in the community. Friends at The Junction, his favorite hang out in Racine, had a nickname for him, the professor. Linda Waw- iorka said it reminded her of the show Cheers. "Matthew would walk in and the patrons would shout "Professor!" Matthew passed his incredi- ble energy to his students who used it to create a lot of beauti- ful work. A two-day pottery sale last May sold out in a few hours. Not only did he teach Iunction-vs-aesthetics of ceramics, he helped students understand the mechanics of ceramics by involving them with the building of a new kiln. He would take them on trips to the University of Notre Dame, and Chicago. He loved to talk about Notre Dame and shared all of the knowledge he received from there with his students, David Vateia, a 'riend of Iatthews from Notre Dame, said " I hope everyone will remember Matthew for his great personality and always- smiling face. He gave a passion to the arts that very few have the. talent and means to express. He enjoyed teaching ceramics and gave so much to his students:' Professor Robert Pierce Sedlack Jr, Department of Art, Art History and Design at the University of Notre Dame said, "Matthew was full of both talent and joy.He will be greatly missed by all those he touched. But it is those he would have touched that will miss him even more". In mid November there will be a memorial show of Matthew's work, and a collabo- ration that was created from a demo piece Matthew started, which some of his students will complete in his honor. Matthew's work will remain at UW-Parkside until the end of the show. The University hopes to purchase a piece to be per- manently displayed. Everyone is wanted, wel- come and needed. Open Positions Reporters Sports Writers Opinion Writers Entertainment Writers Join The Ranger News Stop by The Ranger News office wyllie D139-C or call 595-2287 Meetings are Mondays at noon. Anyone can join at any time. To Matthew ... derful Notre Dame tales ...Go IriSh!!!!!Thank you for sharing with us the "Do what it takes" attitude ...Thank you for teach- ing us words like Fecundity and Anthropomorphic ...Thank you for sharing your family with us by putting your beautiful nieces picture in the studio you where so proud On a personal level, as your very first ceramic graduate this December...Thank you for taking me under your wing and giving me a self confidence that I never thought possible and I continued ... am eternally grateful. You were . my professor, my mentor, and most of all my dear friend...I will miss your smile forever...but I will keep your vision alive...I will never forget your dream ....for it will live on in. your students. God bless you Matthew Bynum. Our prayers are with the Bynum family and may God grant them grace and strength during this very difficult time. Sincerely, Linda Wawiorka The Ranger News Page 4 Sept 26 - Oct 10,2002 - uw- Parkside campus remembers 9/1 1 Faculty,staff and students attended one of the many memorials commemorating September II Doris Washington Reporter On September 11th, Resi- dence life hosted an all after- noon event in the remem- brance of the turmoil of a year ago. The event began at four o'clock in the afternoon with the sidewalk chalk memorial where people in either Ranger Hall or the University Apart- ments wrote their thoughts and feelings about that day. Many wrote such things as " I love New York" and biblical scrip- tures.The writings occurred on the new walkway between the University Apartments and Ranger Hall. At six o'clock that evening, the residents could come within the core building of the University Apartments or the Atrium of Ranger Hall and make bracelets of memory. There were beads of red, white and blue being used. At nine o'clock in the evening, the resi- dents in the Apartments gath- ered near the walkway and the residents of Ranger Hall gath- ered for a candlelight vigil. The Resident Advisors passed out programs and candles for stu- dent residents. The programs had an agenda of what was to occur and the words to certain American songs such as the Star Spangled Banner and America the Beautiful. The pledge of Allegiance was spo- ken as everyone near the resi- dence halls could hear the three hundred eighteen resi- dents that were present. After the songs and pledge were given, there was a affair. When all the can. dles were blown out, there was a small group of stu- dents from Ranger Hall that cried and prayed with their candle still going. Student Brain Brzeznski wasasked what were his thoughts on thatday and he stated " as soon as we found ~I~~ out what had hap- ;: pened, we were gassing up the planes, getting ready to fly out. We knew that war was going to be the next thing." Whether they were wearing t-shirts with the flag on them or wearing a flag, September 11th is a day that will forever echo in the hearts of not just the country,but in the Residence Halls aswell. I 111111111111111 i 1111111 111111111 Sponsored by Dining Service and Student life er es Lunch Thursday, October 3 Parkside Cafe Menu 11am-1 :30pm $7.95 Bratwurst wi Sauerkraut Wiener Schnitzel Braised Red Cabbage Potato Pancake wi applesauce & sour cream Spatzel Bavarian Vegetable Mix Strudel German Chocolate Cake REAL EXPERIENCE 28 years of businesslfinance and realestate appraisal experienc FAMILY MAN The Ranger News NNELL? Sept26 - Oct 10,2002 Page 5 ,OJjoins the multicultural office Renee Currington Reporter Parkside graduate Damian Evans,known to many as "DJ" (for- mer Resident Life Director), is now Coor- dinator of Retention Programs/Advisor in the Office of Multicul- tural Affairs.DJ shares in managing the Always Reaching Upward (ARU) Men- torship program. As an alumnus mentor, he meets with student proteges to guide them in selecting classes, developing study habits, begin- ning internships, securing financial aid and grants, solving problems, and any- thing else students need to succeed. In 1991,DJ enrolled here at Parkside. In those days, orienta- tion used to extend beyond a school tour during the day. Prospective students used to stay the night on camp'us before orientation, experienc- ing more of a taste of typical campus life:This was what OJ was about to discover. Having registered for orien- tation at the very last moment, DJ ended up in the only cam- pus apartment available with 5 other 'students. After spending tM"entire evening with the ori- entation guide, he came back to the apartment to find it in shambles - A party involving under aged drinkers went on while he was gone! The Direc- 400hamsters and a cadaver? Kenosha County Homeowner and Farmer: A family man wi.th a commitment to Kenosha County, Patrick is the first can~idate t~. articulate a plan to save t~xpayer dollars while increasing services to Cltlz~ns of Kenosha County. Patnck offers a combination of fiscally sound leadership and commonsense. Vote for integrity and experience. Come- out and meet Patrick while he welcomes guest speaker former Congressman Mark ~eumann at the Brat. Stop on Thursday, October 3, from 6:30·8:30 pm i~ the Bnstol Room. For details call 262-857-82222. With a UW-Parkside 10, only $5 at the door. There is more to being. AAPF By citizensfor Patrick O'Connell for Treasurer,B. Kenosha County Treasurer O'Connell Treasurer than a name ... Experience counts c' g! H·A·R·S·O·R·S·I·D·E ~: EYE CARE E ' ~ill CONTACIlENSES ri COO G WPEXAPlt~;- ~: ~7 P I T : Come find the look IjOIA like H, I , 262.6252020 5/34 - 6t/11/ve tcenoono S , Ashley Russ Reporter The Biological Sciences department of the University of Wisconsin Parkside has been conducting experiments for quite some time. These experi- ments range from small ani- mals to one human cadaver. In 1974 the department began experimenting on small ani- mals.Currently the department is focusing on hamsters The biology department also has a ~uman cadaver that is used for ,vanous educational purposes. The cadaver has been at UW- ·Parkside for the past fifteen ~e biology department has IlIPproximately400-500 Siberian ,hamsters. These hamsters are ~\(ept in a building across cam- Ipt!s· A committee, including jl'rofessor Edward Wallen, is !handling these experiments .. Theirpurpose is to see how the ~arnSlersbreed at different ages i"lld how they react to different 11''''' . It""tmg arrangements. These ~ments are being done in ~=", .. ' > OJ Evans is happy to be part of the Multicultural Affairs team tor of Campus Life and the Dean of Students confronted OJ.Fortunately,Yolanda Jackson' - Lewis, the orientation guide, was able to vouch that he had not been at the party. Overcoming a rocky start, DJ went on to complete his bachelor degree in Communi- cations at UWP.While in col- lege,he gained some of his first experience helping other stu- dents, working as a peer advi- sor.After graduating in 1996,OJ went on to do much more with youth and multiculturalism. For three years DJ did com- munity work with a project called "ujima" (Swahili for "col- lective work and responsibili- ty"). Project "ujirna" is the third of the seven principles of Kwanzaa, an African celebra- tion lasting from December 26, to January 1. In this effort, he 'ielped ""ormalize" youth who lave been 'nvolved with inter- personal violence, aiding in their recovery from these events. Later, OJ became a Coun- cilor Advocate for the Boysand GirlsClub. As a recruiting coun- cilor, he would promote neigh- jee! to inspections by the fooer- '.biological department possess- al government. The lab could es is th one that they have be shut down If those involved worked with the 1aSl 15 yeatl> do not adhere to 'the proper Currently;there are talks about rules and regulalions adding a female cadaveI: These In addition to the experi- cadavers can only be obtained ments on the llamsters, the Bier through Madison after the uni- logical Sciences Department versity has filled the necessary has a human cadaver. The qualifications. The cadavers are cadaver t-hat the UW-Parkside bodies that are donated for sci- >~o ;;$10 .~;W borhood youth involvement. He tracked them to enhance their participation in the club's wealth of recreational pro- grams geared to help and sup- port youth. These induded social gatherings, sports leagues, academic competi- tions, Black History Month, teen job searches, and many other activities. After his work with the Boys and Girls Club, OJ became Parkside's Director of Resident Life.He describes it as being a "high energy, student-involved, . goal-oriented position". He says that there really were no parameters to his level of involvement in helping stu- dents. They came to him with anything ranging from school- related problems to personal issues. All of these experiences had something important to offer:"With'ujima' came reality; with the Boys and Girls Club came responsibility, and with the Residence Hall came lead- ership,"He has yet to see what more he will learn in the Office of Multicultural Affairs in the days that lie ahead. enliflc use. The cadaver at uw- Parkside is used for demonstra- tions and is cared for at an limes. It is kept in a steel tank and taken out lot academic demonstrations. The Biological Sciences l;>epartment has many different research projects underway; these are just two examples. d conjunction with Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois. Professor Wallen, who also serves as the chair of the Bier logical Sciences Department, stated that the experiments being conducted are noninva- sive studies. The hamsters do not need to be euthanized for the experiments that are being conducted at UWParkside. The animals are given different sleeping meat cations to see if the sciennsts can change the sleeping and activity habits of the hamsters. Some hamsters are studied by their use of an activity wheel, which is con- ; nected to a computer to see , exactly when they areactive.AJj , ~~-~-----------~--------- of these experiments together are being conducted to devel- op research on these animals. The hamsters are not bought or sold; only bred. They either die of natural causes or toe overflows 01 hamsters are sent 10 Northwestern University for further experimentation, The UW-Parkside laboratory is located on campus and is sub- 0* ,,~ Page 6 . Sept 26 - Oct I0, 2002 University Sports The Ranger News ;Parkside's pool receives a face lift Get in the game! By Brandon Drake o.;~",ep",o"!rt-"e",r j One of the many: major programs; offered at the UW-P is' the Intramural pro- .. gram. The intramural, program is targeted: toward anyone on, campus who is inter- J ested in playing sports; in their spare time for recreational purposes. ~[ As student or aluJImi: member of UW-P,you have many recreational opportuni- ties available regardless of your skiU level.The first six weeks of .. the intramural schedule' already has started; and semes-! ter long activities have also got-~l 'ten underw~ But there is no~ need to panle, as there are I more opportunities to get~ inv,dved starting next month.' • The second eight weeks of the j ITsemester features sports like: basketball leagues, volleyball, I indoor soccer, ping-pong, and j different basketball touma-j rnents. .. , ·.i ~ , Another program iliat intra- j murals provide is semester long] activities. You may· join these activities at anytime during the l semester. Water aerobics is J being offered on Tuesday and: ...Thursday nights between 5:3()': 6:30 in the Student ActivityCen-IT ter pool. Also you may add your l name to the challenge ladder. at any time f"r -sports such as j racquetball, disc golf, and ten nis. Intramural sports are f all students. UWP's fa members, staff and alu must purchase a Sports and Activity usage card to paltici-] pate. For more information, contact Intramural coordinator Tamie Falk-Dayin SAC257 or 595-2656. : Alex Voskuit Sports Editor For the second time in less than two years the swimming pool, locat- edinthe Athletic Building, has been . repainted. This comes less than eighteen months after it received a new paint job back in March, 2001.The Pool's latest face lift occurred over the last two weeks of August, 2002. Earlier this summer paint began chipping away off of the bottom of the pool. It was so bad that people using the pool could literally bring up chunks of paint in their hands. On July 29, 2002, the pool was drained and the prepara- tion process to repaint the pool began. Showers Build- ing Restoration Co. from Madi- son, Wisconsin, were contract ed to carry out the work.This is ceramic tile deck. The paint that was proven -c to be defec- ~ tive was a o 'i3rubber "based :; :cpaint, ~ which was Rebecca Brawnei takes a dip in UW- Parkslde's pool. applied to the same company that paint- the pool in March of 2001.The ed the pool in 2001 at a cost of paint that was just used this of $53,195.They were to paint past August was a water based the pool this second time Epoxy paint The change in around at their own cost Nei- paints as Kolbe commented, ther UW-Parkside nor the State "was approved by the Project contributed any money to the Representative from DFD project (Department of Facilities Parkside's Director of Facili- Development), who is the dele- ties Management, Donald gated State Authority of this Kolbe, had said that their work project.Thts new paint match- included caulking the control es the original existing paint joints in the pool and walls, surface. painting the pool, walls and No reports were released as the steel trusses, removing of press time to UW-Parkside pool lights and seal penetra concerning what caused the tions, removing the 3 meter paint to peel in the first place. divmg board, and repairing the The paint supplier for Showers Building Restoration Co. con- ducted the laboratory testing of the paint. On September 18, 2002, employees of Showers BUilding Restoration came back to Park- side to correct certain areas of paint that have become jagged and very sharp. "We really did- n't notice it until it got filled: commented Wendy Miller, Park- side's Aquatics Director. This was something that Millerhad said never happened to the pool before. Due to safety con- cerns the problem had to be corrected.As minor as it was, all we needed was one person to cut themselves and then we're in big trouble." The pool has since made its Grand Re-opening, which occurred on Monday, Septem- ber 23. It is now open for class- es and the general public. The operation of the pool is not yet running at 100%, however. To ensure that it is as safe as pos- sible, its usage will be limited for the next couple of weeks. Men's soccer team evens the score with Lewis AlexVoskuil Sports Editor Coming off of a tough 3-1 loss against SIU- Edwardsville to open the conference season last Friday night, the men's soccer team needed a victory Sun- day Afternoon. That is exactly what they got taking it to a strong Lewis team 1-0. This win evens their all-time record with Lewis at 11-114_ Heading into Sunday's game the Rangers were ranked 15 in the national poll for Divi- sion IIplay. With the victory the Rangers improve to 5-2 overall and 1-1in the Great Lakes Val- ley Conference (GLVC). "There's no question that we were the better team today.We deserved the win, we earned the win, we got the right to win," replied Coach Rick Kilps after his team's victory at Wood Road Field. "We knew where their [Lewis 1 weaknesses were and where their strengths were and so we tried to play to their weaknesses." Senior Seth Pearson found the back of the net with 30:39 left on the clock in the second half of play for the only goal of the contest The assist on the goal went to freshman Derek Kilps.Kilps was making his sec- ond start on the young season . Pearson's goal adds to a pletho- ra of players who have stepped up to score so far for the men's . soccer team, which is what Kilps has been looking for. No one player is expected to carry the load. Rather the game plan has' been to scoring by com- mittee for the Rangers. Senior Riley Mewes and fel- low senior Andres Cerritos were solid as usual leading the attack on numerous occasions for the Rangers. Junior Joey Alessi was the staling Goalie for Parkside. He has been the goalie all season long. Alessi made a number of nice defensive stops to improve on his goals against average, which was at 0.80 entering play last weekend. This gives him his third shutout of the season in seven games. "Joe was very strong as goalkeeper. He knew he had to come to play. He knew they [Lewis] played long, direct stuff," said Kilps on his goal keepers performance. "He [Alessi] was there, he as on the spot." The Rangers will be in action next this weekend with an away game against St.Xavier on Friday, September, 27. They return home two days later on September 29, to take on St. Joseph's at 12:00p.m. at Wood Road Field. University Sports . The Ranger News Sept26- Oct I0,2002 Pa e 7 Men'sand Women's cross-country fair well in recent meet Alex Voskuil SportSEditor With temperatures soaring into the upper seventies and not a trace of clouds in the sky, UW-Parkside played host to the Mid- westOpen on Saturday September 21, 2002, The ground was still a littlewet and soft after three days of rain but that did not affect the outcome of the meet. Boththe men and women's teamsput up respectable num- bers.The women finished fifth overall battling some 30 schools.The men were just a step behind racing to a sixth place finish out of 32 schools BRADLEY, ARE YO<) SEEI~ SOMEONE ELSE? Quinn Newton competes inthe September 21.2002 race that qualified. Sophomore Robyn Stevens led the Lady Rangers with a 10th place finish for the women's 3.I-mile race. Stevens covered the course in 18:54just 40 seconds off the pace of win- ner Caitlin Compton, a senior from Northern Michigan Uni- versity. Northern Michigan landed the top two spots and went on to be the number one team for the women's portion of the invite. They totaled just 32 points. Parkside finished with 142total points fortheir top five scorers, which was good for 5 overall. Bellarmine suffered through a miserable year in 2001 with a 1-14record in con- ference play."Wecan't look past anyone in our conference this season" commented Wolter on the conference portion of the schedule,"our strategy isto min- imize our mistakes and keep everyone in the offense." Alter going undefeated to begin the season at 5-0, the Rangers have cooled off most recently going 14 in the last five filth place, overall. Coach Mike DeWitt com- mented, "As a whole I think we ran real strong today.Welooked a little tired, but if everyone looks tired I'm not worried about it" The other four scorers for the women's team included senior Erin Enright,sophomore Anne Favolise, junior Jessica Krantz and senior Janna Wee- den. They placed 26,28,29 and 49, respectively. Enright com- mented alter the meet "we ran well today,it wasn't a bad race for anyone on our squad." For the men's team junior Quinn Newton was the top run- ner. He finished fourth overall with a time of 25:54 for the men's five-mile run. This was just 33seconds offthe best time ofthe meet.lt was Newton's first race of the season. The top fin- isher on the men's side was Ser- games prior to last weekend. The only change Wolter sees fromthe team that started out at 5-{) to the one that has lost their last three games through Sep- tember 19,2002, is an injury to junior setter Natalie Wildes. Wildessuffered a broken thumb before the team lelt for Col- orado to partake in the GUAC- GLVCcrossover two weeks ago. She isn't expected to return until early next month. Until Wildes returns Wolter has decided to go from a 6-2offense to a 5- 1 offense. Senior Leah Dugan is cur- ... rently running the i offense single-hand- edly as the sale set- ter while Wildes is OUI. One surprise that Waltner welcomes this season is the emergence of fresh- man Megan Coffey. AND I HAVEN'T SE:EN YOJ FOR WEEKS! gio Reyes, a senior from Cedarville University.Ohio. Freshmen Jason Matousek fin- ished second for the Rangers and 25 overall. Rounding out the final three of Parkside's five scorers included freshmen Paul Goutmann, sophomore Cal Kromm and freshman Michael Tarantino. They finished 50, 52, and 55,respectively. Coach Lucian Rosa was impressed by his freshmen as he has been all season long. Lucian commented, "They are progressing very well.They have been improving week to week. This group of freshmen are going to help us all the way through." This coming weekend the women will be traveling to the University of Minnesota for an NCAA II Invite.The men's team will be in action in Beloit,Wis- consin for the Beloit Open. Coffeyhas been inserted in the line-up as the starting Iibero (full time defensive specialist position). Senior Katie Raasch along with Dugan have both been solid as usual. Together they continue to provide leader- ship to a team that is beginning to turn things around on the court. UW-P's volleyball team is now looking to begin the home portion of the schedule. They have played their first 12games on the road. They will face SI. Joseph and Indianapolis this weekend. The game plan is sim- ple as Wolterexplains,"Our strat- egy is to minimize our mistakes and keep everyone in the offense,' replied Wolter. The Rangers will be in action against SI.Joe's on Friday,Sept 27,at 7:00p.m.Game time forthe contest against Indianapolis is set for I:oop.m.on Saturday,Sep- tember 21.Both games are with- in their conference. Page 8 Sept 26 - Oct 10,2002 SpriJl!l Breakers! Spring Break 2Q03 to Cancun, Acapulco, Mazatlan, Jamaica or the Bahamas for FREE! Call'us now as 1-800-795-4786 or email us at sales @ suncoastvacationsx:om ! fe' ING BREAK 2003 is now sponsored by Student ExPTess! Cancun, Acapulco, ,Jamaica, Bahamas, South Padre, Las Vegas, Florida, and lbiza: Book early FREE MEAlS! 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We provide an array 01 entertainment from new events such as cof- fee house to novelties such as hypnotist.lf you would like to see a pro- gram or artists brought on campus drop off your idea or call x2650. PAB holds meetings every Friday at noon in Union 207. PAR Where you choose the enter- tainment! The Ranger News Ranger News Classified Fornj ($O.25/work for students) Name: _ Wednesday, Oct. 2nd Union 106 4pm·6pm "The Art of Effective Decision Making" Dr.Rebecca Martin ProvDstlVice Chanceflor, Academic Affairs, Phone.: _ Email:, _ Add as you would like to see it: This form can be dropped at The Ranger News located in lower Wyllie Hall 0 139C across form the Bookstore and Career Center. For more information, call (262) 595-2287 Payment must be made in full when as is dropped off. UWP-SPRING BREAK '03' with StudentCity.com! Cancun, Mazatian, Acapulco, Jamaica, Bahamas FREE FOOD, FREE DRINKS and 150% Lowest Price Guaranteed! REPS WANTED! 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Subjectcalled again 49 minutes later to report the vehicle was following himas he was riding his bike. Racine Sheriff Dept. responded, took the information and will put out an "attempt to locate" on the vehicle. Subjectwas advised to call 911 in the future so he could get immediate response trom the police agency in hisjurisdiction. Inc 02-590 Underage Alcohol, Ranger Hall Sidewalk, 11:03 p.m. While on foot patrol, officer observed a female sitting on a side- walk consuming alcohol. SUbject fled when she saw the officer but was located in Ranger Hall. Subject who was 17, was cited tor underage alcohol, possession of tobacco products (under age 18) and resisting/ obstructing a police officer. 09/13/02 Inc 02-591 Trespassing/Unau- thorized Presence, Sports & Activity Center locker room, 4:55 a.m. Custodian reported two male subiects stole a binder ciip from his cart and were using it to pick the locker room lock to get items for a soccer trip. Officers arrived and searched the area but subjects had left. All exterior doors to SAC were secured. Inc 02-592 Theft From Buiiding, Union, 2:01 p.m. A start member reported a bowling ball and bag stolen. Union staff had previously removed items from old lockers and stored them in a locked room. No witnesses or sus- peetsto the theft. Loss estimated at $70.00. 09/14/02 Inc 02-593 Personal Property Theft, University Apartment's parking lot, 2:17 a.m. A pizza delivery person reported unknown person entered his vehicle and removed a large pizza valued at $30.00. Nothing else was missing. Inc 02-594 Underage DrinKing, Ranger Hali, 2:30 a.m. While investigating a noise com- plaint, officer found an underage drinking party. Underage alcohol citations were issued to four students. Alcoholic beverages were destroyed by the officers. The Ranger News 09/16/02 Inc 02-595 Medical Assist, Stu- dent Health Services, 12:04 p.m. An ill stu- dent was transported to Aurora Medical Cen- ter. Inc 02-596 Fire Alarm, Ranger Hall, 3rd Floor, 11:42 p.m. While attempting to reat- tach a pull box cover, a student accidentally set off an alarm. Alarm was reset and the "all clear" given. 09/17/02 Inc 02-597 Criminal Damage to State Property/Underage Alcohol, Univer- sity Apartments, 1:06 a.m. A student reported another student had broken a window. Offi- cers found a male SUbject at the scene with a bleeding hand. Subject admitted to breaking the window. Citations were issued for under- age alcohol and vandalism. 09/18/02 Inc 02-598 Personal Property Theft, Comm. Arts lot, 1:01 p.m. A student reported her parking permit missing from her parked vehicle which had a partially broken window. Replacement permit was pur- chased. Inc 02-599 Traffic Violation, HWY 31 & E, 10:08 p.m. A driver was cited for violation of traffic signal/Red. 09/19/02 Inc 02-600 Unauthorized Pres- ence, University Apartments, 4:58 a.m. Offi- cer answered a report of a male subject refusing to leave an apartment. Upon offi- cer's arrival, subject had already left the room. Officer located and spoke to the sub- ,-------------------------------, , , I , : WIPZ NEW MEMBER \ I I I INFORMATION FORM I I I I I : Perks ide Community Radio : I I I ~~: I I I I I I E-Mail Address: I I I I I : Phone Number: : I I : Area of Interest : : o On-Air Talent : : r.J Production of On-Air Material : I Cl Promoting the Station I : u Equipment Related Tasks : : r.J Selecting & Creating On-Air Programing : f I t Return To MOLN 0131 or : " Drop In the WIPZ Suggestion Box " ,-------------------------------~ Sept 26 - Oct 10,2002 Page 9 Inc 02-605 Fire Drill, Molinaro Hall, 11:12 a.m. An annual drill was conducted by Parkside Police. The building was evac- uated without incident. ~ 09/20/02 Inc 02-606 Medical Assist, Ranger Hall, 3:00 a.m. Officer responded to a report of a visitor with possible alco- hol poisoning as he had been consuming vodka all night with friends. Subject was transported to Kenosha Medical Hospital for treatment. All alcohol in the room was confiscated and destroyed by the officers. ject regarding' his behavior. Inc 02-607 Underage Alcohol Law, Uni- versity Apartments, 3:43 p.m. Officer responded to an anonymous complaint of an t under-age drinking party. Officer found I a numerous bottles at the scene but no signs of an active party. Verbal warning issued to stu- dent tor hosting a party. 09/21/02 Inc 02-608 Underage Alcohol Law, University Apartments, 12:39 a.m. Offi- cers responded to a complaint of an under- age party/noise complaint. One student was issued a citation for underage drinking. Ver- bal warning issued for hosting the drinking party. Inc 02-601 Traffic Accident, Comm. Arts lot, 10:20 a.m. A visitor driving in a traffic lane, was struck by a student pUlling out of a park- ing aisle. State accident report completed. Inc 02-609 Fire-Auto, Ranger Hall parking lot, 5:09 p.m. Officers responding to a car fire call, found the vehicle completely consumed in flames. Kenosha Fire Dept. extinguished the fire and and a fire investigator responded. 'il' No other cars were involved and there were no injuries.Vehicie was towed from the lot. Inc 02-610 Traffic Accident-Hit & Run, Uni- versity Apartments parking lot, 6:46 p.m. A student reported her vehicle had been hit sometime the previous day. No witnesses or suspects. State accident report completed. Inc 02-602 Traffic Accident, Outer Loop Road at CTH JR, 12:10 p.m. A student whose vehi- cle was stopped for a stop sign was struck by another student who advised her brakes had temporarily failed. State accident report com- pleted. Inc 02-604 Agency Assist, 30th Av.e., 50' South of 12th St., 3:24 p.m. Officer who was dispatched to check on a vehicle in a ditch, stood by until Kenosha Sheriff deputy arrived to handle the case as the incident was in their jurisdiction. B The Ran er News Horrorscopes If"""'" Esme Cerridgynere Dragonflheinerstige ArleS: (March 21-April 19J ....OUl economic> class baS-ielt you befuddled about per- centalJe tipping. Do the servers a lavOfandstay home to make one ofJllUr potato chip and Taco Bell File Sauce casseroles. lllurus: (April 2Q-May20) Youfinally figure out that 'jOO1 daily planner is tailored for people with more important lives. ClJall8ing your section tabs to "Doodles ofVarious Sandwiches," "RlIIldom Thoughts" and "Other Stull" could be a helpful step. Gemini:(May 21-June 21) Spice up your life by trying something new and daring. Wear your flammable pants. But beware. it's gonna be a scorcher. Oh, and a Scorpio wants to 'observe" you. Cancer: (June 22-July 22) You realize your getting too old too fast when sleeping till 4 pm seems wasteful. Find your 'inner under-ager" and learn from your true identity and beer your selfto sleep on time. Leo: (July 23-Aug22) Your stress could be com- pounded by troubles in your imaginary life, but trust me, your real life doesn't compare to the hole in you imaginary Blowup Brittany. Virgo: (Aug 23-Sept 22) Your not paranoid; the lawn mower man is following YOU.your latte has an odd tasting cream, and there is a "This end up"sign tattooed to your bottom. And ifyou're a hamster that's not a scientist it's an undergraduate. Libra:(Sept 23-oct 23) Your Aries significant other decides to treat you to a home cooked casserole. Remem- ber to bring your Pepcid ACand a llOOdbook. SCOrpIO:(Oct 24-Nov21) Find fulfillment in small ways. Setting your own pants on fire may be painful, so find an unsuspecting Gemini and see how they deal with this sudden change. Sagittarius: (Nov 22-Dec 21) "You can't succeed if you don't try" What kind of lame advice is that? You can't fail if you don't try either! Trust me, your better off spending the next week not trying to do any- thing ...except trying not to try DUHI Capricorn: (Dec 22-Jan 19) Lonely? Depressed? No one answering your calls? Help is on the way. Unfortunately, the para- medics will be pissed that you called 911 "just to talk," Oh well. They're on their way, might as well see what happens when you drop your radio in the bath- tub. Aquarius: (Jan 2Q-Feb21) If your disgusted with your career, just think back on some of the ridiculously horri- ble jobs you've held to get you to where you are today. No,no, no! Fries to grill is a big promotion_ Pretty soon you'll be off to the true college. Hamburger Col- lege! Pisces: (Feb 22-March 20) A priest, a buddhist and Fidel Castro walk into a bar and sit down next to a Catastrologer: Castro leans over and demands. "What are you writing?" The priest thinks it is blasphemous and the buddhist doesn't so there is an argument and Catro dropS his cigar on the Pisces For- tune Tea Leaf-shaped tarot cards burning the horrorscope. Not so much a joke as an ex£use lor you lack of a reading. Pretend your omnipresent and read the· other signs. 8>2"': .'"'~~_:;~~~ Set26-0ctIO,2002 Paell BOARDGAMES CANDYLAND By Deborah G. Hahm GUESSTURES PICTIONARY AXIS & ALLIES BALDERDASH BATILESHIP TABOO CHESS CHUTES & LADDERS CLUE CHECKERS MONOPOLY OUTBURST PAYDAY LIFE RISK SCATTERGORIES SCRABBLE SORRY TRIVIAL PURSUIT C E N T A X I S A L L t E S E - H S A 0 R E 0 L A a R T A T t U N M E y R A N 0 I T C t P N T E L a a A R C S T T U C A N E C H E S S a E y S S 0 U R a s c A T T E R G 0 R I E S S A L H L N • T F Y U U 0 U C y T A e H U 0 0 A P 0 a s e L T T 0 C E M e y L e B T R 0 I A L 0 K C e A A L B 0 U p 0 F A E , e E R 0 I 0 G A A 0 M E E K S R R W V • Y T H N y 0 u S R H S S , F A A M 0 , 0 L I Y A I N R 0 F R P M I E N R 0 S e p T N J 0 S E R U T S S e u G y r ..........?! Sept 26 - Oct 10.2002 eat to maintain a healthy diet? Well a survey was conducted to see what ems keep in their fridge. It is not surprising to what cOllege studentS deem "healthy' or a "necessity". Fridge #1 Fridge 411 1 jar 01 mild pi~nte sauce. half lilled bottle of ketchup, 1 butter container, but is it really butter? 12 pack of mountain lightning soda 1 unidentified bowl bowl cov- ered only with ding wrap. odd smell.seems to be originating from here. 1 jar 01 PB & J mixed. 4 containers of milk, 1 spoiled - expiration date 8101102,1 contents unknown. I a third 01 the way lull, I with about a swallow left but obvi- ously still enough to save, 2 carton 01 eggs maybe one is spoiled. also could be adding to odd smelll l , 3 hall eaten loaves 01 bread, I to, go box (surveyor not brave enough to check contents ), 2 tupperware containers not sure what was in these either and its probably best to keep it that way, 1/3 filled juice container, I jar of Prego spaghetti sauce, I box 01 stick butter - half gone Fridge #2 3 bottles of Bud Light and 8 cans of Bud Light (Must have been a ~ good weekend!) Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 33, issue 2, September 26, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 33, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. In Memory of The Victims of September 11, 2001, American Tragedy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document i,;ue I 9 Vol. 32 Alissa Pfeffer IlepOtlOr On September 11th of last year, tragedy struck America. A • groupof UW-Parkside students enrolled in a University Semi- narcourse believed they could do something to support the people of New York, and they did. The University Semmar class, taught by Sandy Puzerewzki,raised over one thousand dollars which was sent to the people in need. A pnrtionof the sum was usea to purchase a sugar maple; me statetree of Wisconsin and New York. The tree is planted here on the UW-Parkside's Anna Maria Nature Trail and a special cere- monywill be held at noon Sep- tember U th to dedicate the sugarmaple.The ceremony will be at the planted tree and con- sistof four representatives giv- ing speeches about how they are feeling a year later. Vice- ProvostDr.Rebecca Martin and ParksideStudent Government PresidentMarco Morrison will be two of the individuals that will'be addressing those who attendthe ceremony. "Amazing Grace"and "America the Beau- lilulwill be performed by UW- Parksidemusic major Karolyn Peterson.All of those attending the dedication will be given a chance to tie a ribbon on the tree. There will also be time for other students and faculty to expres.their thoughts and feel- Ingsabout the past year and the Yearsto come. The sugar maple Willbe a living memorial to all thatWaslost on September 11, 2001. Photos by Al. Smith on the Inside The University of WisconsinolParkside's Student Newspaper uw- Parkside Faculty and Staff Awarded Get the Police Beat for Superb Service Page:3 Page:9 UW - Parks ide Remembers Page: 10 ........ - -:" ~-- , Pagel September II - 16,1001 The Ranger News Sept. 12 • Friends of the UW-Parkside Library presents: ''The Sopra- nos:" An Analysis and Evaluation of Cable TV's Most Suc- cessful Series wfTV writer Nick Pepitone, director! pro- ducer Dave Dahlman, and "Soprano-ist." Christa Pepi- tone; 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge, second floor of the UW- Parkside Library, free. Sept. 12-15 • Foreign Film:-"Innocence" show times: Thursday! Friday @ 7:30 p.m.; Saturday @ 8 p.m.; Sunday @ 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater; student season ticket: $23 tick- ets at Ranger Card Office. Sept. 13 • Scholarship Day, 4 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Union Dining Room Sept. 14 • Dance: Black Student Union "It's Getting Hot In Here" Jam, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., Union Square Sept. 16 • Hispanic Heritage Month Kickoff Celebration, 11 a.rn-z p.m., Upper Main Place, free Sept. 18 • Noon Concert: Elaine Skorodin, violin; Carol Wallace, piano, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free • Coffeehouse featuring Jason Levasseur, 8 p.m.-10 p.m., Union Square, free Sept. 19-22 • Foreign Film: "Me You Them" show times: Thursday! Friday @ 7:30 p.m.; Saturday @ 8 p.m.; Sunday@ 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater, admission by season ticket only Sept.20 • Women's Studies Gender, Race, and Class Book Group: ''The Saving Graces" by Patricia Gaffney, discuss led by Frances Kavenik, Union 207, 3:30 p.m., free, refreshments available, book available in book store Sept. 20 • Men's Soccer vs. SIU-Edwardsville, 1:15 p.m., Wood Road Field • Women's Soccer vs. SIU- Edwardsville, 3:30 p.m., Wood Road Field; UWPark- side students admitted free w! student ID; adults: $5; high school students & children 14 and under $1. • Lecture: " Health Effect of Inhaled dusts: Idaho farmers, Libby Miners, & New York Firefighters" w! Mickey Gunter, U. of Idaho professor of Geological Sciences, 3 p.m., Greenquist 109, free Sept. 21 • Cross-Country: Midwest Collegiate Meet, UW-Park· Try some golf frisbee at the U side National CrossCountry Course; noon; UW-Parkside students admitted free w! stu- dentlD; adults: $5; high school students & children 14 and under $1. Sept. 22 . • Men's Soccer vs. Lewis, noon, Wood Road Field • Women's Soccer vs. Lewis, 2:30 p.m., Wood Road Field; UW-Parkside students admitted free w! student 10; adults: $5; high school students & children 14 and under $1. Sept. 24 I If«ihger News Hug as many trees as you can - I do! Deborah Halm. Editor Amber Smith Advertisi ng Manager Deborah Hahm Copy Editor Tracv Brownlow Layout Lachlan McDonald Kim Meyers Arts and Entertainment Editor Amy Rogers Phototography Lachlan McDonaJd A. L Smith Alex Voskuil Sports Page Editor Alex Voskuil Ranger Advisor Judith Logsdon Contact the editors 31595-2287 10' more informacion. • Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) Dialog Dinner, 5 p.m.-7 p.m., Union 104-106 Sept. 25 • Noon Concert: Paul Gmeinder, cello; Frances Bedford, harp- sichord, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meet- ings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie 0·1 39C phone: (262) 595·2287 fax: (262) 595·2295 • Milwaukee Area Alumni Regional Reception, at Swank, 628 N. Water St., Milwaukee, 5-7:30 p.m., $5, cash bar; RSVP by. Sept. 18 to Karen Reiher, (262) 5952443 or university.advancementssuwp.edu via email • Hispanic Heritage Month Welcome Back Social, 8-10 p.m., The Den, refresh-Trent served, free, campus only program The Ranger i5 publi5hed everyThunda)' throughout the semester by 5tudents of the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Letters to the Editor policy:The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL 0- IJ9C) • Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Let- ters must be he from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication pur- poses, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 33, issue 1, September 11, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dance Causes controversy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE Rt=lNG May 9,2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin.Parkside Aequitas Issue 20 Vol. 32 Dance causes controversy Chancellor update On Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight Kickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpm," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Three weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it clearly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a dance," said Sabrina Morgan, PAB member. The Ranger and others, were unable to locate the 'clearly stated' words. During a slew of e-mails that were received Friday and the following days, Professor Francis Kavenick reported she, too, had to stop by the Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was concerned as "over 100 7th grade girls and 20 or so of their PSGA election results in tions while campaigning. hav~ the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskull Morrison said that, "the one s budget. Hie would also fir t thin to do is to check to consider 'mp ementmg a Staff Reporter se: if thegconstitution is valid. salary cap on student orgarn- C rtain guidelines from the zations to prevent any club paest may not-bev alid ." from Ihbavidng an outrageous Morrison is planning and annua u get. . Id like to see put in place Morrison wants to get nd woum u . school ear of this cloud that has hovered for thetupcobmtwmegtehne h~ads over the PSGA. Morrison said a meemdg t e organizations of PSGA"s 'mage, "I wan tt 0 of stu en -1ins this would show that this student govern- ~ornson exp :e what we ca~ ment is not always there to dallo;" t;:;"st~c~ool as a whole attack people and take away o a iust as se arate clubs." jobs." Mornson said he would and not J hat P1JGA he says welcome a larger number of This is w II alon senators, which should accomshould havle dilie :ntire sc\';ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To invo ve e. dent bod Morrisdns~ff~~t~~ebl~;~ :~f~At an~' rate, PSGA looks to u1ty an PSGA What that role have a new face for the within t : not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m~gh~ ?,;f::1 we should have Adam DeFord,. who was amrrune . . t to see what ner up to Mornson in theropmore faculty inpu h d " ular vote commented," am they feel n~ds ~ b~ t.~~~n',- hopeful that the new leadersaid Mornson. s'. ship in PSGA next year can dents who hay~ ~e ;'%C~fstu- learn from the actions taken by The finanCla a p. ludin those who currently hold dent orgarnzatIOns mc o~ office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are aHlsoal consc~[!'ata any of the events of this years Mor~.s on's . I e calmhouldULnot pres,.d,enha I eIech.ons. " preSIdent, a one, S By Michelle Ragar Staff Reporter On Monday, April 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branch (PSGA) named, Marco Mornson and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of PSGA, respectively. This decision comes six weeks after the elections were held. On May 10, 2002, Morrison and Sidhu are set to be sworn in to their new positions,. making the elections official. Once Morrison takes over as president, he plans to~~e some changes within "I feei According to Mornson, that as the 2002-2003 school year approaches, that PSGA needs to undergo a reconstruch · " This may be to due to a nuonm.ber of reason~, wh'ch include lack of cOIDffiltrn~~ certain members w,thin ti: technicalities within the cons b r tuho. n, or as' 'gndifi'canrut lneuvmiolaeof appeals base on parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." "All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic / racial and gender stereotypes of an activity which is also illegal under local, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herb Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside's policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and respect; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encouraging open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps': to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB could not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PABwas advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their' posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of LJW-r: students. PAB's own m'SSIOn statement, states II our mission is to organize events and activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum or UW-P students' interest." Chancellor John Keating By Sandee Cornell Staff Reporter Chancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. ,,, ~rr' he Univen;itj' of Wiscotl-' !~:;cir~~~t:C:s:~= jts deepest apologies in reference to a party that was ,;pQnsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to QUT attention that the. theme "Straight. Pimpin" :may have been •offensive to 'Some, or may have even heen considered stereot:y,pical. Though the word "Pimp may l1ave had a negative connota- 'tion in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we apologize to anyone who may have taken offense or ~ressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst Co- President SabrinaMorgan Co- President Randy O. West Party Coordinator ( ( (l 1 THE A~NG - ,.,.. I ·--·-,= ~ ~ .. = .. ~ -·-.. ~ = = --~ Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 20 Vol. 32 Aequitas Dance causes controversy Chancellor By Michelle Ragar Staff Re porter O n Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight I<ickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpin," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Thr weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it cle arly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a danc ," said Sabrina Morgan, PABm mber. The Ranger a nd others, were unable to l ocate the 'cl arly tat d' words. During a slew of e-mails that were rec iv d Friday and the foll wing days, Professor Francis av nick reported she, too, had to top by t he Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was c ncemed as "over 100 7th grad girls and 20 or so of their parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." 11 All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic/ racial and e;ender stereotypes of an activity wfuch is also illegal under 1ocal, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herl::i Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside' s policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and resp~ct; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encourae;mg open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps" to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB coula not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PAB was advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of 1JW-P students. PAB's own mission statement, states "our mission is to organize events and _activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum of UW-P students' interest." PSG A election results in tions while campaigning. have the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskuil Morrison said that, "the one'~ budg~t. H1e wou:1d also first thing to do is to check to consider imp ementmg _a Staff Reporter see if the constitution is valid. salary cap on student orgaru- O n Monday, Al'ril 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branc~ (PSGA) named, Marco Jv!omon and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of ~A, r spectively. This dec1s1on com six weeks after the elections were held. On !vfaY 10, 2002, Morrison and Si~u are set to be sworn in to their new positio~,. making the elections offiaal. Once Morrison takes over as president, he P~~ to~~e some changes wt~ II f i According to Mo mson, s1 ee 1 that as the 2002- 2003 rsc1 year approaches, that needs to undergo a reconstruction." This may b e to duet? a number of reas ons, which include lack of co~!ID~~ certain members within ti, echni alities within the cons - t c . . . t umber tution, or a s1gnjfid can ntle violaof appeals base on C rtain guidelines from the zations to_ prevent any club e t be valid " from havmg an outrageous pa~:ds~~ is plaruting and annual ~udget. . ld like to see put in place Mornson wants to get nd fo~uthe u coming school year of this cloud that has_ hover~ tir{ b tween the heads over the PSGA. Momson said a meed g - e r anizations of PSGA's image, "I want to ~ 5!0 ent ~~ ~s would show that this student govern" llmson ~J see what we ca~ ment is not always there to a ow u~ chool as a whole attack people and take away do /t i~s tas separate dubs." jobs." Morrison said he would an. n~ JUS hat PSGA he says welcome a larger number of This 15 w all 1 senators which should accomshoul~ ha1e d~e enti:/;J·ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To mvo ve . f dent body Morrison would like ~o see ac- At an · rate PSGA looks to ulty and staff take a bigger role y ' f f th . . PSGA What fhat role have a new ace or e w~thin b is· not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m!ghd ,,j feel we should have Adam DeFord,_ wh? was runmine · . ut to see what ner up to Momson m thefopmore facu~f b changed " ular vote commented, " am they feel n_ s i ~ . the sh!- hopeful that the new leadersaid Morrison. 1 is . shi in PSGA next year can dents w~o hay~ the ~~c~f stu- le~ from the actions taken by The fin~cia. asp . ludin those who currently hold dent orgaruz:ons m~em 0, office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are a al uns~on -that a any of the events of this years M · on's He ca 1 l · " 01:15 · 1 hould not presidentia e ections. president, a one, s update Chancellor John Keating ___ By Sandee _C_omel_l __ Staff Reporter C hancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. Apology The University of Wisconsin- Parkside Activities Board wishes to express its deepest apologies in reference to a party that was sponsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to our attention that the theme "Straight Pimpin'' may have been offensive to some, or may have even been considered stereotypical. Though the word "Pimp may have had a negative connotation in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we a1>0logize to anyone who may have taken offense or expressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst CoPresident SabrinaMorgan CoPresident Randy 0. 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Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all ;w' those at Parks ide. , A i'f / Contact the edito at 595- 2287 for mo information. who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. ~ should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLLD-139C) . Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from r's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ra!]?er reserves the right to edit all letters. Pancakes Orange Juice Milk Sausage Coffee Donuts Fresh Fruit fnl .. liG;! 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Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 The~ is published every Thursdaly throughout the semester by 91udenls of the University o{WISCl)ll$iJ>-Padcside, who are so1e1y responsible for its editorial policy ~nd content. letter,, to the F.ditor policy; The Ranger enoourages letters lo the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered lo the Ranger office (WYLL n-139CJ . Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Lettena must be free from ,ni.sJeading or libelous content. Letters that fail to romply will not be published. For publication pwposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves lhe right to edit all letters. Vice Provost Dr. R. Martin helps out the Chancellor Dining Service Amber Smith Co·Edltor·ln-Chlef Dr. Rebecca Martin While Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin Parkside to under go surgery, ViceProvost Dr. RebeccaMartin stepped up to complete the Chancellors duties. Totake over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being at the University for a short time was a challenge, e~pecially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the vice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keating put together a great team.' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a priority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks "forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." Dr. Rebecca Martin came to UW-Parkside after spending 12 years at the University of Vermont where she had served in a number of positions including senior vice provost and interim provost! acting president. . CONTEMPO.RRRY SERUICES . CORPORBTION THE WORLD'S LARGEST CROWD MRNAGEMENT COMPRNY Come Join Our Team This Summer!! Great Summer and Part Time Opportunities Positions 8uallattle: [uent Staff, Ushers, lld::et talcers Where to 8pply: 5618 HoweH lh1enue, South MUw Where to Call: 414-744-5158 . Or Disit us at www.tontempot;lrysenticeS.tem Denues and [lIentsl,flIplne ualley8mphftheatre Midwest EMPreSS Center U.s." tellular Arena The John Hancock 811Star fan Fest OZZFESTBig WU Water Fest Country U.S.f1.Other Conterts, Eoents, and FesUllals throughout Wisconsin! • I • Wyllie Market: Monday-Friday, 7: 45am-l: 30pm Saturday-Sunday, Closed SPONSORED BY DINING SERVICE U!!f e 2002 THE RANGeFt Vice Provost Dr. R. Martin helps out the Chancellor Amber Smith - -- Co-Editor-In-Chief Dr. Rebecca Martin W hile Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin P a rkside to under go surgery, Vice Provost Dr. Rebecca Martin tepped up to complete the Chancellors dutie . To take over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being a t the University for a short time was a challenge, especially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the v ice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keatin&' put together a great team. ' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a p riority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks " forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." 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TTHHeE ,A=u~::GaNeGAER MMaayy 99 22000022 Page4 Just a taste of what UW-Parkside students from the Art Department have to offer Clockwise from the top leftKyle and Conne Wolf working the print studio. Josh with a work progress. TrishaLuke 'Movie College' Nicholas Knuth 'leaf Skateboard Series', Panitan Kayasit 'Brochure Pag 3& 4', John W1lsori 'Sineware', Elizabeth Pezoldt 'Barbie Picnic Set' , I leftK yle in in Trisha Luke .Nicholas Pani~ tan 3 & Wilson Page5 FREE MEN'S SUITS!! By Professor Donald Kummings. At last, my friend, you've learned what every poet learns: and thus are weak, anemic; that what you write is just not good enough, -symbols nor will it ever be. Yet you've said you would transcribe the blood's red song. squawk You would write a poem with a stem and such delicate skin. You would piece and fuse glass poemette, a fine, verse ..some Don't We Wish!! Shirt, Tie, Belt & Socks With Every Suit Purchased!! 100% Worsted Wool, Blends, All Poly Tail OLEG CASSINI GINO CAPPEU FROM $279.99 $149.99 SANS·A.BELTS 32-54 CALLFOR HOURS!! 62 652-0648 MikeBjorn's menswear Downtown Kenosha from labyrinthine' rows of corn; indeed; help? wagon' is be 'In Conclusion' By Leon Williams Jl1 »1.1( b'l4i.h aU J G411 tlti>tk oilS pain. !J'h. mlf liie theu is tto use l11 kih~ pet'li-lled (vld lame. eal1 JUtl(bodi( help me; J'm oat: herte aUJI1.evou.. see. J gt'l.u.~,leto gt'letch a dolLa'l, ",/'i./..e la%'f people hve ",e.althlf· When 1lJi1l j tiltft.f1.1( 'lest UtOh! thi9 OPP'U!S9Io11? School ",as but j hilllf.'. UhithShleud qu~tlohS. j have plahS to mitke It, but ",hlte clouds CDVe'1m~ vtston. the~ ",ill never see H1eC'l~ 'caase h~poc'1ltl!9 dOh't '1tAU~ llStI!h. thiS blood Wtde'l m~ iih~e'lhiti./.s j ",il1 CDhtlhue to 617ht. Besides "''li.tih~, j hope the decisWhS j mitke it'le 'l~ht. 984) ATTENTION! Dining Service's Evening Meal is Moved Monday, May 13th and Thursday, May 16th. Questions? Contact Dining Service atx260 I Evening Meals on these days will be served in the Union Squarewith the ParksideCafe prices honored. Special Menu Items Include: May 13th: Grilled Brats, Burgers, and Chicken Breastswith all the trimmings. Will be outside if weather permits. May 16th: Top your own pizza special. There will be other items also served. * These special-days will allow the meal plan discount. • 'Blood Truck' Kummings "How we wobble when we have the collywobbles" -James Joyce You would make a poem out of musk ox hide, leaving the coarse hair on. with jewellike blue and green a stained-glass poem. You would even settle for a poemene, if tiny, about a pebble, maybe two, of some small pain. Kummings, you Midwestern Daedalus, you laze about, dream of stepping forth labyrinthine indeed, you would fly off, and up, and high yet evidentally you're afraid the sun will melt the red wax of your heart. Your lines, therefore, are fishermen crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that have no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide, wintry fields of the page, white as the bones of bison. Is there any doubt ·that you need help ? But who is coming to the rescue? Where is the sag wagon? By God! Where the blood truck? Even now it should beating up, bright and throbbing at the curb, the smocked doctors disembarking, red syringes in their large, poetic hands. 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Square with Parkside Cafe Breasts with special days ~uestions? at x260 I { Activities' Page?i i BY~r Carl Lindner "As mandated inUWS 8.025, all faculty and academic staff must file a report on their outside activities. " -Vice Chancellor ([he ",e",6-.s 06 ([he 'Ra"'Jet sta# sooald like to thaM all the attists a"d poets ",ho donated theit ceeattve JVo'lks to ma.ke out litetM¥ issue a success. We look 60t"'Md to tecei"i"'J all ¥out MUstle ",otks 60t next ¥<tltSlitettlt¥ issue. Every day, religiously, I change my underwear. When I leave my house, I always lose my way. I no longer pay attention to the news. When my cat meows, I listen to the syllables. On my back, I study the language of clouds, the wheel of jay, the swoop of cardinal. At the close of light, I wrap myself in the blanket of night. I pray the blackness finds in me good company. Morning showers me with gold. Less and less I count the change in my pockets. More and more I grow rich from these activities. , ';11~'Real '[I'U"d' By Sandee Cornell 'Vortex' By E. Merrllt J can t'lust me J1Jith H11f sectets. j C4h t'lust me not to lie. j ca" ttust tka t j ",i/J. 6e tkese 0" the "et~ da~ j die. !J ""i1lnevet stea.l »tlf mO),{2.1(- j ",ill "e"et sta6 "'~ 6ack. And j ",i/J. al",a~s ha"e the da",n 'J0odtaste 'lhat "'ijht j add, ~ou lack. !J ",i1l11eVe'l put me second. !J will1telle'l salft "xoe 110W('. 7fO'l !J knokJ tha.t time is 'P'Ucious And is lost "'ith ~ou so",eho",. j ",i/J. al",a~s hell' me tijht. j ",i/J. al",a~s "'tltch m~ 6ack. And it j should 'J0on a 'til', j'll al",a~s hell' me pack. j kno", that j am much like me ;11~selt, and e"en j, And j kno", that j ",i/J. hold m~ hand Until the da~ j du. Once, there was a warm, storied ,white rambling house with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow. There was a hig fertile garden with black crumbly dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest. There was a laddered library with bound shelves of treasured prose to read, dream and know. There was a papered bedroom with much quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe. Then, there was a pink condominium on an acre' of sandy cacti borders to stalk, walk, guide and muse. There was a redwood planter with black crumbly dirt to fuse, dent, seed and feed. There was a bookshelf of choices beside gifts to please and feel. There was a room 'Son Signs' By Uriah Heep hold a two-wheeler like a heart until it doesn't dump from side to side legs pump out of sight marrow not enough to graft boy-bone to mind son sides split teenage guff asif you'd never been the distance before don't claim it as yours until you know the black of it set the sideroad out of the way Test Drive a hood up leaking Cheeseburger. ,t's worth a drive ftom-== wherever you are to put us to ~ the test! • Try our lamous"5)(5" • Wine& Beer & liquor • Cur1y frieS • Fun kids menu • ~ 0fl10fl hnllS • Everylhltl\l is lresh • Root Beer onTlIP • Everylhltl\l is cooked1Ootder • Grilled Chicken • Loaded Surger from $3.95 • IliC Salads & SandWiches • Pub AtmoSj)here Call For Luncheon Reservation flag man down gripped by the highway streaked by winters salt fistmetal dents pulls around and passes am't no more broken teeth to kick \ 'A Reflection' Ron's Place ~ ~~ (262)U7-1107 ~' ,.~ '.V 3301 52nd St. Kenosha THE AANGEA •outsiae Activities ' By ProfMSOr Carl Lindner "As mandated in UWS 8.025, all faculty and a cademic staff must file a report on their outside a ctivities. " -Vice Chance llor (];,he 111eml,e'ls ot (];,he ~R,v1,e'l sta# hlould like to thMk all the a'l.tists and poets "'ho do1tated thei'I. cuatl11e hlo'lks to make ou'I. Every day, religiously, I change my underwear . llteM'l'f issue a success. We look to'l.hla'ld to 'leai11ln'j all 'fou'I. a'ltlstlc '110'1.ks to'I. next 'fetl.'I.S lltt'l.tl.'I.'( issue. When I l eave my house, I always l ose my way. I no longer pay attention to the news . When my c a t meows, I listen to the syllables . On my bac k, I study the language of clouds, the wheel of jay, the sw oop of cardinal. At the c lose of light, I wrap my self in the b lanket of night. I pray the blackness finds in me good company. Morn i ng showers me with gold. Less a nd less I count the change in my pockets. More an d more I grow rich from these activities. '/11 'f 'Rea l 'g-'l le1td' By Sandee Cornell !) can t'l_ust 1ne Nith m11 secuts. !) CM t'lust m e not to lie . !) cttn t'lust t ha t!) 11Jill k the'le On the 11 e'l'f da'f !) dte. !) Nlll 11e11n s tea l m11 mo1tf'{!) JtJlll 11 e11e'l s ta6 m11 6ack. ;4nd !) ,,.,llJ, alJtJ 1.u1s haue th e dam11 good taste <z:,ltat m½ht !) Ad d, 'fou lack. !) JtJill ne 11e'l put me seco11d. !J Nill neue,z Sa'f, u not noJtJ!" . 'g-o7 !) lvtoJtJ that time is p7ecious ;411d ls lost JtJ ith 'fOU somehow. !) >vill al1i1a 11s hd p me ii7l,t. !) will alNa 'fS wa tch nt'( 6ack. fl11d i6 !J shou ld j O 011 a t'Zlp, !)'ll alNa'f s hdp me pack. !) k11011J that !) a m much like me /11'(sdi, and e11e11 !J , ;4nd !) know that !) .,_,llJ, hold nt'( ha11d Z<ntil the da11 !J dte . Test Driv a Cheeseburger. It's worth a drive from wherever you are to put us to ~ the test! ~ • Try our famous·sxs• • Wine & Beer & liquor • Cu,ty fries • Fun kids menu • Hand-Cut oruon ri s • EWfY(.hin& is fresh • Root Beer on Tep • E...ef)'thin& is cooked to Ofder • Gritted Chicken • ~ Burger from $3.95 • Bit Salads & SandwicheS • Pub AUnosl)hent Call For Luncheon Reservation 'A Reflection' 'Vortex' By E. Merritt Once, there was a warm, storied , white rambling house 'Son Signs' By Uriah Heep with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow. There was a big fertile garden with black crumbly dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest. hold a two-wheeler like a heart until it doesn't dump from side to side legs pump out of sight marrow not enough to graft boy-bone to mind son sides split teenage guff as if you'd never been the distance before don't claim it as yours until you know the black of it set the sideroad out of the way hood up leaking flag man down gripped by the highway streaked by winters salt fistmetal dents pulls around and passes ain't no more broken teeth to kick There was a laddered library with bound shelves of treasured prose to read, dream and know. There was a papered bedroom with much quilted comfort to sleep, love and owe. Then, there was a pink condominium on an acre of sandy cacti borders to stalk, walk, guide and muse. There was a redwood planter with black crumbly dirt to fuss, dent, seed and feed. There was a bookshelf of choices beside giAs to please and feel. 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Page 4 Faculty Profile: Donald Kurnmings Page 7 Police Beat Sports: Softball team plays hardball Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside I Plays at Pa-rkside "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is a magical escape Dave Buchanan uw-p Public Relations Director When Director Dean Yohnk began workmg on the Plays At Parkside production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" he was faced with a dilemma four centuries in the making: how to take a 400 year-oldplay- even Shakespeare's most beloved comedy-and make it fresh for today's audience. Part of the solution came from the actors who view this tale of love and comic confusion with a fresh perspective. fIAnytime a show is done, it's 'new' because you have a totally different group of artists working on it," Yohnk said. "What any group of artists do on any classical piece • r • Rehearsals are currently underway for "A Midsummer Night's Dream" which opens on Friday April 26th Photos by Deborah Hahm is to find what the play says to us in the present world and then take that and make it clear to our audience." In essence, If A Midsummer Night's Dream" is a tale of escape, Yohnk said. In this) case, two couples escape the' restrictive court wor1d of Athens for the fantasy world of the forest. As Theseus, the duke of Athens, and his bride Hippolyta prepare to wed, lovers Hermia and Lysander escape to the woods so she can avoid marrying Demetrius as her father demands. Helena, who secretly loves Demetrius, leads him to search for Hermia in the forest, which is filled with mischievous spirits. What follows is an amusing series of mistakes: enchanted lovers falling in I a v e with the wrong people, spir,its playmg tricks on a troupe of comic actors, the queen of the fairies falling in I a v e with a human who has the head of donkey. In the end, of course, loves conquers all and the duke invites the two couples-now correctly matched-to join him and his queen in a triple wedding. Puck, played by Ed Jenkins, controls the action on stage. Jenkins sees Puck as a basically good spirited character who simply can't keep himself; he must create trouble. And Jenkins loves him for it. "He's just a great fun character. [Puck] is very energetic and he has great language," Jenkins said. "Doing Shakespeare is really fun. I love the language of Shaksepeare." Yohnk said with a cast of nearly two dozen actors and a stage that changes from reality to fantasy world in the blink of an eye as well as the prose of Shakespeare, the audience should expect magic. "The audience will be able to see Puck on stage doing the magic; causing lovers to fall in and out of love and leading lovers on wild goose chases, ' Yohnk said. "We'll be able to see Puck create the magic theatrically." "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is presented Friday and Saturday, April 26 and 27 at 7:30 p.m.; Wednesday and Thursday, May 1 and 2 at 10 a.m.; and Friday and Saturday, May 3 and 4 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10for adults and $7 for students and senior citizens. Group rates are available. For more information or to reserve tickets, call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564 or access smithd@Uwp.edu via e-mail. ( (l\! } f THE ANG April 25 May 9, 2002 INSIOE Pagel Things to do @ the U Page3 How Healthy is the h alth care center? Page4 Faculty Profile: Donald l<ummings Page7 Police Beat Sports: Softball team plays hardball Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Plays at Parkside "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is a magical escape Dave Buchanan UW-P Public Relations Director W hen Director Dean Yohnk began working on the Plays At Parkside production of "A Midsummer ight's Dream" he was faced with a dilemma four centuries in the making: how to take a 400 year-oldplay- even Shakespeare's most belov d comedy-and make it fre h for today's audience. Part Qf the solution came from the actors who view this tale of love and comic confu ion with a fr h perspective. "Anytime a show is done, it' 'new' because you have a totally different group of arti t working on it," Yohnk said. "What any group of arti ts do on any classical piece is to find what the play says to us in the present world and then take that and make it clear to our audience." In essence, "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is a tale of escape, Yohnk s!,)id. In this 1 case, two couples escape the restrictive court wor1d of Athens for the fantasy world of the forest. As Theseus, the duke of Rehearsals are currently underway for "A Midsummer Night's Dream" which opens on Friday April 26th Photos by Deborah Hahm Athens, and his bride Hippolyta prepare to wed, lovers Hermia and Lysander escape to the woods so she can avoid marrying Demetrius as her father demands. Helena, who secretly loves Demetrius, leads him to search for Hermia in the forest, which is filled with mischievous spirits. What follows is an amusing series of mistakes: enchanted lovers falling in 1 0 V e with the wrong people, s pi r_i ts playing tricks on a troupe of comic actors, t h e queen of t h e fairies falling in l o v e with a human who has the head of donkey. In the end, of course, loves conquers all and the duke invites the two couples-now correctly matched-to join him and his queen in a triple wedding. Puck, played by Ed Jen.kins, controls the action on stage. Jenkins sees Puck as a basically good spirited character who simply can't keep himself; he must create trouole. And Jenkins loves him for it. "He's just a great fun character. [Puck] is very energetic and he has great language," Jenkins said. "Doing Shakespeare is really fun. f love the language of Shaksepeare." Yohnk said with a cast of nearly two dozen actors and a stage that changes from reality to fantasy world in the blink of an eye as well as the prose of Shakespeare, the audience should expect magic. "The audience will be able to see Puck on stage doing the magic; causing lovers to fall in and out of love and leadin§ lovers on wild goose chases, ' Yohnk said. "We'll be able to see Puck create the magic theatrically." "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is presented Friday and Saturday, April 26 and 27 at 7:30 p.m.; Wednesday and Thursday, May 1 and 2 at 10 a.m.; and Friday and Saturday, May 3 and 4 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $10 for adults and $7 for students and senior citizens. Group rates are available. For more information or to reserve tickets, call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564 or access smithd@uwp.edu via e-mail. Page 2 THe F1QNGeFl April 25 May.200-2 THINGS H Apr. 25-28 Apr. 29 • Foreign Film: "Yi Yi" show times: Thursday IFriday: 7:30 p.m., • War, Terrorism, and Conflict: Armenian Genocide WI Hilmar Saturday: 8 p.m., Sunday: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater Kaiser, 1 p.m .. Molinaro 0-101, free May activities Apr. 25 May 1 • Info Breaks: Word: How to Work Around Unwanted Features, • In Her Footsteps & Making Her Mark Award Luncheon, Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie 01500, 10 a.m., free location & time to be announced, campus only program • Friends of the Library presents "Wisconsin's Birds of Spring" • Noon Concert: Tom Hooper, tenor, noon, Union Cinema The ater, free wi Charles Hagner, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge May 1-4 Apr. 26 • Plays At Parkside presents: "A Midsummer Night's Dream," • Race, Class, & Gender Study Group: "The Last Report on the Communication Arts Theatre, May 1,2 at 10 a.m.: May 3, 4 at 7:30 p.m. Miracles at Little No Horse," by Louise Erdrich, Molinaro Hall room 111, 3:30 May 3 p.m., free • Noon Concert: Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free Apr. 26-27 May 4 • Plays At Parkside presents: UA Midsummer Night's Dream," • Wisconsin School Music Association (WSMA) State Solo and Communication Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m.; tickets: $10 adults, $7 students 1faculty 1staff / seniors Ensemble Contest, various campus locations, all day MayS Apr. 27 • UW-Parkside Choirs, James Kinchen, conductor, UW-Parkside • Softball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, 1p.m., two games Apr. 28 Orchestra, Alvaro Garcia, conductor, 3:30 p.m., Communication ArtsTheatre, tickets: $51$3 • Softball vs, Indianapolis, noon, two games Co-E"ditors-in-Chief Benjamin Schmidt 'Arr!1r Smith " Assistant Editor DeboraJ;tHahm ~ y.,j:lditor Pemble Advertising Deborah Halim . Michelle Rager f Sports Page Editor Dena Coady Reporters Becky Olson Rosie Veziridis Adebesi Agora Will Brinkman Voskuil 'if Col';hlan Jr e Rager Antonia Matt Grace Mi~r$;:'::~ SandeeC $ A Ranger Advisor JJ Prof. Judilh Logsdon Meeting~ ~re Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Contact tI:ie edito s at 595· 2287 for mo,~.information. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 Arts and Entertainment Edi The Ranger is p~blished every Thurs~~out~'the semester b t.e:tters ~ the ~ltor policy:The ~ encourages letters to the E2: nusleadmg or libelous content Letters that fail to comply will not e, who aresolely responsible for its editorial policy and content. should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYlLD-139C) Lette be ed d i 's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Rang~r re:~~Ut~e rig~ to ~it ~cll~er:~e author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from Page2 Apr. 25-28 • Foreign Film: "Yi Yi" show times: Thursday /Friday: 7:30 p.m., Saturday: 8 p.m., Sunday: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater Apr. 25 • Info Breaks: Word: How to Work Around Unwanted Features, Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie Dl50D, 10 a.m., free • Friends of the Library presents "Wisconsin's Birds of Spring" w I Charles Hagner, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge Apr. 26 • Race, Class, & Gender Study Group: "The Last Report on the THe FIA GeFI April 25 Apr. 29 • War, Terrorism, and Conflict: Armenian Genocide w I Hilmar Kaiser, 1 p.m .. Molinaro D-101, fre May activitie Mayl • In Her Footsteps & Making Her Mark Award Luncheon, location & time to be announced, carnpu only program • Noon Concert: Tom Hooper, tenor, noon, Union Cinema The ater, free May 1-4 • Plays At Parkside presents: "A Midsummer ight's Dream," Communication Arts Theatre, May 1, 2 at 10 a.m.; May 3, 4 at 7:30 p.m. Miracles at Little No Horse," by Louise Erdrich, Molinaro Hall room 111, 3:30 May3 p.m., free Apr. 26-27 • Plays At Parkside presents: UA Midsummer Night's Dream," Communication Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m.; tickets: $10 adults, $7 students/ faculty/ staff/ seniors Apr. 27 • Softball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, 1 p.m., two games Apr. 28 • Softball vs. Indianapolis, noon, two games Co--Editors-in-Chief Benjamin Schmidt - Amber Smith Assistant Editor Deborah Hahm Copy Editor Keeley Pemble Design and Layout Lachlan McDonald Arts and Entertainment Editor Tiffany Grant Sports Page Editor Dena Coady Reporters Becky Olson Rosie Veziridis Adebesi Agoro Will Brinkman Alex Voskuil Michael Coghlan Jr Michelle Rager Amber Antonia Matt Grace Amy Rogers Michael Pawlowicz Sandee Cornell • Noon Concert: Student Recital, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free May4 • Wisconsin School Music Association (WSMA) State Solo and Ensemble Contest, various campus location , all day May5 • UW-Parkside Choirs, James Kinchen, conductor, UW-Parkside Orchestra, Alvaro Garcia, conductor, 3:30 p.m., Communication ArtsTheatre, tickets: $5/$3 Advertising Deborah Hahm Michelle Rager Ranger Advisor Prof. Judith Logsdon Contact the editors at 595- 2287 for more information. THE RANGER Meeting~ ~re Mondays at noon. Please stop by and part1c1pate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 The Ranger is published every Thursc:t..y throughout the semester by SIUde!'lts of the University of Wlec:onein-P · Ldters (O the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor letters shoul n arkside, who are _solely ~nsible for its editorial policy and content. 11\lSleadmg or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply wiU not be Jmbllshed. For p~bu:.'ifo~~~~:,~':.'.~ ~d:-:~!fd :u~lyer office (WYLtLThD-13Ran99C) · Letters must bl: typed an_d indude the author's name and phone number. Letters must be fn!e ftoll1 , upon reques . e ger reserves the nghi lo edit all letters. healthy the Health Center? By, Tiffany Grant, A&E Editor Have you not felt well lately? Have you had a slight temperature and body aches for over two weeks? You already know that there is nothing that be done for the "common cold," but this has persisted for over two weeks, and your gut tells you there is something not right. So, if you decide to go to the Health Center on campus think twice. The Health Center may seem convenient and it is basically free, but the care equals the cost of the visit. When you arrive at the Health Center and get into the exam room and describe your symptoms all that is done is a rapid strep test and you are told to gargle salt water. You are given some Sudafed, cough drops, and a sheet on how to manage the "common cold." You know that something is wrong and what you have is not the "common cold." Well, this is what happened to me. I ended up having my housemate drive me down to lllinois the next day to see my doctor. My doctor took one look at me and was positive I had Mononucleosis. She took a blood test to confirm, but was percent sure it was Mono. The next day the test cameback positive for Mono. I know that the nurses are not doctors, but Mono is very common among college students and they should know the symptoms of Mono. I remember while I was waiting in the waiting room, I noticed a l'amphlet saying, "So, You ve been diagnosed with Mono". Wouldn't you think if there were a pamphlet on in the waiting room, the health care providers would know the symptoms? I had all the classic symptoms of Mono. Such as: swollen glands in my neck, a slight fever (as high as swollen tonsils, extreme tiredness, and an inflamed spleen, of which all these symptoms had lasted for about three weeks. What would have happened to me if I did not have the luxury of going and seeing my own physician? I would still have been walkmg around, trying to go to my classes, and would end up more sick than Ialready was. I could have even ended up in the hospital. Not only have I witnessed this treatment at UW-Parkslde, but have also heard other such stories at other universities like Northern Illinois Uni- . versity (NIU). A student had had flu like symptoms for about two weeks when he developed a rash. He went to the NIU Health Center and he was told there was nothing they could do and he would be fine in a few days. He went back horne to his own physician, because he too knew that there was something not right. He was diagnosed with Scarlet Fever. Iknow that the care is limited, but these that should be known to a registered nurse. I was given the option of seeing the doctor on campus. I was told that should call my doctor in a few days. What kind of care is that? I went to the Health Center so I could try and not go see my doctor, because my tuition includes selective treatment at the Health Center, and if I had to pay $20 to see the doctor that is better than Ialso did not want to inconvenience my housemate and have her drive me to Illinois. I ended up having to do both those things, because the registered nurse did not properly diagnose me. Wouldn't you think if there were a pamphlet on it in the waiting room, the health care providers would know the symptoms? ;'..".;. 'Q"' • ~ :2 "'az :i! ;"':"'l U.;:.; .'.". Q'"' z ~ ill e ;:l U.::; GET IN SHAPE WITH FEDEX GROUND $9.50-$10.00/Hr to Start Pedfx Ground, h:15opt'fling-; for inJivid.u:Jh to SOil, rcure or load and unload nucks and tr~lt'fs our Milwaukee rcrmiual: Slll"i aV4il:ihle: 2:30:Ull A 7:jO,IjO, J 2pm ' 4plll & 4pm - 9pm, time avai/abk Hours tIJ your selwol sOHdUk • Tuition asnsmru:e -after 30 Jays • $,j0lbr. increase afin' t1dys . 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I have had the pleasure to make acquaintances and some cases befriend a number of people that I would not have had the opportunity to meet if I had not worked for the paper. For better or for worse they have either inspired or forced personal growth in me. The Ranger has been by far my most educational and rewarding experience at UW-Park- SIde. I wanted to use this last editorial as an opportunity to invite anyone corning back next semester to visit The Ranger and consider joining. Since I wilI not an editor next year your participation with the paper does not direct- Iy benefit me. Working for the paper will help you meet peo-- pie, it will help you deal WIth adverse circumstances, and it will put some very important published material into your portfolio. I invite you to join The Ranger because believe that it wilI benefit you as it has benefited me. Stop in the office that can say, "Hello," to you before I say, "Goodbye." 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X Fed.Ex GroWld 5;oo S. Dr. 769-1983, pcompr (The tennsrial is off of Pennsylvania ill the MrtcheU Park. 1/2 mle •l011l• College A.venue). Page3 By Benjamin Schmidt ---- --- Co-Editor-In-Chief CoEditor- dose I _past yea_r. oddball pap_er, I finished: acquaintances in personal rewardu:' g OW-Parkside. editorial will be directly ~ p~ople, with I will so I ttAl1Atl C)f th foRESi W.stlAMAN.US.C 00,c,, • ~ • S THe ~QNGe~ April25 9 2lI!! ;tNif-fariiS,. ~,ty Profile: Committee considers .Protessor l1DlJaid Kumming~new value statement I man at numerous professional; meetings induding the Wa1~ Whitman House in Camden; =~::l~t"idi::a;:~~ ~osco~, Russia. Professor . Kununings is also the awardwinning' author of a collection of poems entitled, The Open Road Trip. . 1 When asked why he choose! UW-Parkside, Professor KUDlmings stated the location as a1 factor. He said that he enjoyed ,gbeing situated between two lmajor cities. He also feels that IRacine and Kenosha "Are . small cities with a lot to offer the ElIIlIsll deparlment~diStinfllliSlIed in the~axs of symphonies and, ProtessOl' Donald Kuilllllmgs theaters.' Professor Kum- . y Dickinson, Henry mings also utilizes the racquet- William Carlos ball ball courts at Parkside's s and is>considered "!" Sports Activities Center. expert on Walt Whitman. He IS . If the picture above is nob the .author of three books on enough to make you farniliar 'YffitInan, his .most recent IS with professor Kununings you' titled, Walt Whltl1Uln: An Ency- ~iI1 be sure to recognize the. clopedUi, a work that he co-edit- corduroy pants and checkered! ed, He has lectured on Whit- shirts he so often sports. Page4 Albert Mensah When the Drumbeat Changes Dance a Different Dance! ' He's the "Prince of Possibilities" and his story is one of triumph over adversity, Albert grew up in Ghana, Africa one of the most impoverished nations in ' the world where he walked eight miles, barefoot, twice a day to carry firewood and water to his house without electricity or plumbing. Seeing his first Amencan movie at age ei!Jht, Albert witnessed the unparalleled opportunities here. Attending a US college became a dream and after "practically , living in the library," Albert received a four-year scholarship. He now is an internationally known speaker where he leaves lastmg Impressions as he speaks from the heart with passion and humor about how to make up your dreams! FREE and lunch is served!! Sponsored by Student Activities, Residence Life, and Career Services By Michelle Ragar Staff Reporter Schools and businesses across the country write mission statements, which are supposed to enhance the atmosphere of the workplace. It should also provide a guideline for employees and students to follow. UW-Parkside is no exception since we have our own mission statement as well as a vision statement. Yet, few students actually know they exist, much less know their content. This year, some members of the University Planning Council felt it was important to include a value statement .to the list. uIt is an idea, acting on what we want to accomplish, and how we hope to do so," said Professor Peggy James, a University Planning Council member. It will take months to write the values statement since the values of an entire university community are so diverse and complex. "This is something we can show the community and prospective students, to give them a sense of who we are and what we do," said James. It is also a tool tha t the univer· sity can use in order to their growth and achievements. Still, the proposal leaves others wondering what purpose the new statement would have for students. Those who question the proposal point to other business statements such as the Enron Corporation's value statement. Enrori's statement refers to words such as respect, integrity, communication, and excellence; however, the values obviously. had n? affect on Enron officials, Still, the University Planning Council still shows signs of continuing with the proposed writing of a values statement in hopes of gathering a common ground from which to start that is also clearly defined. FREE MEN'S SUITS!! Don't We Wish!! But You Do Get A Free Shirt, Tie, Belt & Socks With Every Suit Purchased II 100% Worsted Wool, Blends, All Poly Sizes 36 to 60, Shorts, Reg., Big & Tall OLEG CASSINI GINO CAPPELI FROM $279.99 $149.99 SANS-A-BELTS 32-54 CALL FOR HOURS!! Ph. (262) 652-0648 MikeBjorn's menswear Downtown Kenosha RANGER April 25 May 20-0J Page4 UW-Parkside Faculty Profile: Professor Donald Kummings rnan professional including Walt Camden, [Professor Donald Kurn- ",. . .,,.__ New Jersey, and at the Gorky mings has been sharing Institute of World Literature in his knowledge of liter a- Moscow, Russia. Professor ture with the students of Park- Kummings is also the awardside since 1970, when the .o:•~• winning author of a collection school was two years old. He of poems entitled, The Open came to the school because of .. ,..,11'....J. Roaa Trip. . an advisor's advice to go When asked why he choose where he could put his "two UW-Parkside, Professor Kwncents in.'' He instructs such mings stated the location as a subjects as Introduction to Lit- factor. He said that he enjoyed erature, Literary Analysis, g being situated between two American Humor, and he peri- l major cities. He also feels th.at odically teaches a seminar on .w Racine and Kenosha "Are Emily Dickinson and Walt • . . i.: small cities with a lot to offer Whitman. Professor Kum- The English department~ distln1tt1slled in the wavs of symphonies and min~ received both his Bache- Professor Donald Kummmgs theaters.,, Professor Kumlors Degree (1%2) and his man, Emily Dickinson, Henry mings also utilizes the racquetMasters Degree (1964) from Jam~, Wi~am . Carlos ball ball courts at Parks1de's Purdue Umv~rsity in West Williams and IS co:151dered ~ Sports Activities Center. Lafayette Indiana. He th.en expert on Walt Whitman. He JS the picture above is not rec~iv~ ~ PhD from Indiana the . author ~f three books o_n enough to make you familiar Uruvers1ty m 1971. . ".V}titman, his .most recent IS w~th. professor Kwnmings you Professor Kumnungs has titled,. 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Hahm _.---c-Asslstant Editor "find helpful in [her] near future." students enrolled in SOCA All the students were given 343, Latinas and Latinos in a chance to hear lectures that the U.S, went to Chicago showed different ways that for the Annual Conference of Latinos/as could cope with the National Association for U.S. life and still retain their Chicana and Chicano Studies customs and traditions. The (NACCS). The students had a Plan 2008 Monitoring and chance to hear different topics Assessment Committee, the on the theme "BuildinJi the Collie of Arts and Sciences ew M~ority: The M tiple and e Dean of Students gra- Faces of hicanas." ciously funded the trip to the JR Rocha stated, "the topics Chica~o conference. were of importance to human- Pab o Ortiz reflected on his ity ... the results could ha e a experience at the conference. real ~act on communitie ." 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UW-Marinette co!loga Ct'edtts this summ<tt at a University Wisconsin two--~ar campus in or neat your ttornelown Expenenco small cla.&$8S tauQh! proh.tsso,s campua or take Classes oohne at www.uwcolregos.com credits transfer by conaulbng me Transfer tntormallon www.uwsa edutbs/ FOi' tradll.lOl'lal summ&r class~ VISll WWW.UWC.edu fo, ooline ctasses v1S1t WWW.1MC01181181•COII Catt toll tree for more informat,on 1- UW-Marshfiek:V WoodCounty IJW.RK;hlal,d Richfand C,ent~ lJW.Roci( Colxlty Janesl/1Jae) UW-5heboygan UW-Washington Couity {t.J,N-Wat.lM$ha UNIVERSITY-WISCON IN s Ice ISet-U p ffice~and~nion209. onsoredby student Life Available ce Assistant Maintenance Conference ice Assistant Maintena /Set-Up Staff Sponsored by Student _APril 25 May9 2002 THe FlI:lNC!leFl Page 1 04/16/02 Inc 02-287 UWS Chapter 51, Crisis Intervention, Ranger Hall, 1: 19 a .m, Officers responded to a report of a disorderly person in the hallways. Investigation resulted in subject cited for underage drinking- 2nd offense. Subject was trans- I ported to local hospitals for evaluation. Inc 02-288 Liquor Law Violation, Outer Loop Road at the Union parking lot, 1: 51 a .m. An underage individual was found to be ill and intoxicated. Investigation resul ted in a citation issued for identification card violation. Inc 02-290 UWS Chapter 18, Pike River Woods off CTHA, 12:04 p.m. A visitor with fishing gear was informed of the Chapter 18 no fishing on university lands regulations. Subject left the area. Inc 02-291 Me die a 1 Assist, SAC Softball Field, 3:41 p.m. A visitor had been struck in the face by a softball. Kenosha Med 5 transported the subject to Aurora Hospital for treatment. Inc 02-292 Criminal Damage to State Property, University Apartments, 8:28 p.m. A student reported that someone had broken the front living room window to her apartment. No suspects or witnesses. 04/17/02 Inc 02-294 T r a f fie Violation, Wood Road & HWY E, 12:26 a.m. A driver was cited for failure to obey a stop sign. Inc 02-296 Par kin g Enforcement-Tow, Visitor's parking lot, 9:09 a i m, A student illegally parked with four unpaid citations was ticketed and towed". 04/18/02 Inc 02-301 T r a f fie Violation, CTH JR at CTH E, 9:13 p.m. A driver whose vehicle had a burned-out headlamp was stopped. I n v est i gat ion revealed restrictions required driver to be accompanied by another person with a valid license . Driver was cited for violation of license restriction and a verbal warning given for defective headlamp. 04/19/02 Inc 02-303 T r a f fie Violation, 4000 Block of Outer Loop Rd., 9:07 a.m. A driver going at a high rate of speed was stopped. A citation issued for nonregistration of vehicle and verbal warning for speed. 04/20/02 Inc 02-304 H a r ass - ment-Threats, University Apartments, 2:23 a.m. A student reported feeling threatened by two individuals. Residence Life office staff will be requested to meet with the parties involved. My enjoyment of sports writing By Dena Coady Sports page Editor For my last article for The Ranger I deceided to write about my enjoyment of sports writing here at UW~Parkside.I have enjoyed wntmg about sports for The Rangera great deal, especially because r was able to meet otherswho were also interested in the sports field. I have alwayshad a passion for writmgand sports, so I decided to put them together and started sports writing. . ~e best part of sports writmg IS interviewing coaches and student athletes Interviewing student athletes is a lot of fun because you also get a chance to know about the student athlete as a student. They may play a particular sport but they also have the same kinds of interests other students. Do not forget that they also have to study for those,dreadful mid-terms and finals. Interviewing coaches is fun because you get to know how a coach sees their players. You also see that they want their players to know that academics are important, not just playing a sport. The coaches here at University of Wisconsin- Parkside also are very helpful in getting statistics and information to reporters. The main sport that I have loved writing about is basketball. In fact I now would like to write for the NBA or WNBA. Writing for basketball here has helped me get to know the plays, whether it is the offensive or defensive side. Coach Stein and Coach Rutter were great to interview and always gave me enough information to write up my article, both were always available whenever I needed to an interview," I was never into soccer but after writing about it, I got interested in watching. Coach Kilps of the men's soccer team was very helpful in the interviews up close and the interviews over the phone. Last year during the baseball season I got to interview former coach Sal Banda Jr. For those who don't know who-he is, he is Sal Banda Sr.'s son. Sal Banda Sr. is a former major leaguer and is currently the Special Assistant to the Milwaukee Brewer's President Wendy Selig-Preib, so it was pretty cool to interview someone who has a famous family here in Wisconsin. Not only have I gotten a chance to write about sports at Parkside, but I also got to write about the professional sports around Wisconsin and the nation. I have writen about Miller Park, the Milwaukee Brewers and the Milwaukee Bucks. With the Bucks article I did last year, when the team made the playoffs and won the Central Division Tittle, I got to interview a team official. The one article that has meant a lot to me, especially now, is the Salt Lake City Winter Olympic Games article. I did this on the security at the Olympics, because it all changed after Sept. 11, 2001. Knowing this is my last article ever at The Ranger, I thought it would be great to do the article on letting everyone at UW-P know about my interest in writing and sports. So farewell to all at OW-P,and hopefully I will be seen on the sidelines of TNT interviewing those NBA players. Amber Antonia leads the women's track team and in the 5000m Run, third in the 10000m Run and forth in the 3000m run. Other strong performances included Lindsay DeWitt,who finished third in the 3000mSteeplechase and Robyn Stevens who finished fourth in the 5000m run and fifth in the 3000m run. Amy Scott also had a good performance finishing fourth in the High Jump Softball team plays hardball By Michael Coghlan Jr. Staff Reporter The Women's Track Team competed in the Great Lakes Valley Conference at St. Joseph College this past weekend and placed 7th out of nine schools. The team finished with 47 points finishing in the 7th position, three points shy of fifth place. Amber Antonia finished sec- By Michael Coghlan Jr. Staff Reporter The Parkside Women's Softball team improved to a 17-12 overall record the past few weeks. The team began their improvement against Bellarmine by spliting two games. Last Tuesday the Ranger's split again, this time versus St. Joseph's thanks to a 3-0 shutout in game two. Parkside continued their tough play on Wednesday splitting yet another series, this time against Olivet Nazarene. Parkside went 2-1 on the weekend losing to Findlay 5-4 and then beating Mercyburst 7-3. Saturday topped Saginaw Valley State 61 on Saturday. Emily StrobLusch leads the team with a .354batting average and 16 RBI's. BUY A TUX FOR $50 BUCKS COAT,SlACK, VESTA TIE =- MIKf BPN'S- = IIOlIlII TUX WORLD .:::. AS SEENON 'WILD CHICAGO TV!!!"· POllel - -----RIil _,. ___ _ 04/16/02 Inc 02-287 UWS Chap ter 51, Crisis Inter vention, Ranger Ha ll , 1:19 a.m. Off icers responded to a r e p ort of a disorderly pers on in the hallwa ys. Investigation resulted in subjec cited for underage dr inking- 2nd of f e nse . Subject was t rans ported to local h ospitals for evalua tion . Inc 02-288 Liquor La w Violation, Outer Lo op Road at the Union parking loL, 1:51 a . m . An underage individual was found to be ill a nd intoxicated . Investigation resulted in a citation issued for identification card violation . Inc 02-290 UW S Chapter 18, Pike River Woods off CTH A, 12:04 p . m . A visitor with fishing ge ar was informed of the Chapter 18 no fis hing on university lands regulations. Subject left the area. Inc 02-291 Me d i c a l Assist, SAC Softball Field, 3:41 p.m. A visitor had been struck in the face by a softball. Kenosha Med 5 transported the subject to Aurora Hospital for treatment. Inc 02-292 Criminal Damage to State Property, University Apartments, 8:28 p.m. A student reported My enjoyment of sports writing By Dena Coady Sports page Editor For my last article for The Ranger I deceided to write about my enjoyment of sports writing here at U\-y~Parkside. I have enjoyed wnting about sports for The Ranger a great cfeal, especially because I was able to meet others who were also interested in the sports field. I have ~lways had a passion for writmg and sports, so I decided to put them together and started sports writing. . ~e b_est part of sports writmg is interviewing coaches a~d _student athletes. Interviewmg student athletes is a lot of ft.in because you also get a chance to know about the student athlete as a student. They may play a particular sport but they also have the same kinds of interests other students. Do not forget that they also have to study for t~ose dreadful mid-terms and finals. Interviewing coaches is fun because you get to know how a coach sees their players. You also see that they want their players to know that academics are important, not jus t playing a sport. The co aches h e re at University of Wisconsin- Parkside also are v e ry hel pful in gettin~ statistics and informa hon to reporters. The main s p ort that I have loved w riting about is basketball. In fact I now would like to write fo r the NBA or WNBA. Writing for basketball here has helped me get to know the plays, whether it is the offensive or defensive side. Coach Stein and Coach Rutter were great to interview and always gave me enough information to write up my article, both were always available whenever I needed to an interview. I was never into soccer but after writing about it, I got interested in watching. Coach Kilps of the men's soccer team was very helpful in the interviews up close and the interviews over the phone. Last year during the baseball season I got to interview former coach Sal Banda Jr. For those who don't know who he is, he is Sal Bando Sr.'s son. Sal Banda Sr. is a former major leaguer and is currently the Special Assistant to the Milwaukee Brewer's President Wendy Selig-Preib, so it was pretty cool to interview someone who has a famous family here in Wisconsin. Not only have I gotten a chance to write about sports at Parkside, but I also got to write about the professional sports around Wisconsin and the nation. I have writen about Miller Park, the Milwaukee Brewers and the Milwaukee Bucks. With the Bucks article I did last year, when the team made the playoffs and won the Central Division Tittle, I got to interview a team officia[ The one article that has meant a lot to me, especially now, is the Salt La'ke City Winter Olympic Games article. I did this on the security at the Olympics, because it all changed after Sept. 11, 2001. Knowing this is my last article ever at The Ranger, I thought it would be great to do the article on letting everyone at UW-P know about my interest in writing and sports. So farewell to all at UW-P, and hopefully I will be seen on the sidelines of TNT interviewing those NBA players. that someone had broken the front living room window to her apartment. No suspects or witnesses. 04/17/02 Inc 02-294 T r a f f i c Violation, Wood Road & HWY E, 12:26 a.m. A driver was cited for failure to obey a stop sign. Inc 02-296 P a r k i n g Enforcement-Tow, Visitor's parking lot, 9:09 a.m. A student illegally parked with four unpaid citations was ticketed and towed. 04/18/02 Inc 02-301 T r a f f i c Violation, CTH JR at CTH E, 9:13 p.m. A driver whose vehicle had a burned-out headlamp was stopped. I n v e s t i g a t i o n revealed restrictions required driver to be accompanied by anoth- Page7 er person with a valid license. Ori ver was cited for violation of license restriction and a verbal warning given for defective headlamp. 04/19/02 Inc 02-303 T r a f f i c Violation, 4000 Block of Outer Loop Rd., 9:07 a.m. A driver going at a high rate of speed was stopped. A citation issued for nonregistration of vehicle and verbal warning for speed. 04/20/02 Inc 02-304 H a r a s s - ment-Threats, University Apartments, 2:23 a.m. A student reported feeling threatened by two individuals. Residence Life office staff will be requested to meet with the parties involved. Amber Antonia leads the women's track team By Michael Coghlan Jr. Staff Reporter The Women's Track Team competed in the Great Lakes Valley Conference at St. Joseph College this past weekend and placed 7th out of nine schools. The team finished with 47 points finishing in the 7th position, three points shy of fifth place. Amber Antonia finished second in the 5000m Run, third in the 10000m Run and forth in the 3000m run. Other strong performances included Linasay De Witt, who finished third in the 3000m Steeplechase and Robyn Stevens who finished fourth in the 5000m run and fifth in the 3000m run. Amy Scott also had a good performance finishing fourth in the High Jump Softball team plays hardball _ _ B-'-y Michael Coghlan Jr. Staff Reporter day topped Saginaw Valley State 61 on Saturday. Emily StrobLusch leads the team with a .354 batting average and 16 RBl's. AS SEEN O,V "lr/LD CHIC~GO nr!!!": Parkside Activities Board & Parkside Adult Student Alliance presents , .. I / FEATURING I(ON% . free & open to the campus and community. Enjoy a wonderful cookout! $5 admission for barbecue. j I i I WHERE: UW-Parkside Union Patio WHEN: Saturday, April 27, 2002 TIME: 2:00pm - 7:00pm In case of rain, activities will be moved to Union Square. Novelties: 2:00pm - 7:00pm Pat McCurdy: 2:30pm - q:OOpm Hit Unit: q:15pm - 5:00pm Iconz: 5:30pm - 6:30pm i I ~. .I for more information ca1/595-2650 ~ "-rhe University of Wisco~sin- Parkside provides services for patrons with special ~ '" ~eeds. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345. I • I ,r ) ; ,l _,,, I I ICON% $5 WHERE.: WHE.N: TIME.: 1:_ 1:Lf: lconz: more ca/1595-"t,,,ll?'rhe 'ff Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 19, April 25, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE A~NG April 11-April 24, 2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parks ide INSloe Page 2 Thingsto do at the U Page 3 OPINION Editorial:Some thoughts about the elections Editorial:Clarification Page 4 SPORTS Brewersstart new season Page 5 SPORTS UWPWomen's track team competeswith the best RangerWrestlers end a suc- cessful season Page 6 ENTERTAINMENT Horrorscopes Crossword Page 7 ENTERTAINMENT Banscompete for Summer- fest spot Spring season's trends Drawing the battle lines Page 8 Onecredit for caring about Community's literacy Page 9 UW-Parkside students vol- unteer in New Yorkcity : Bakesaleheld for Murdered ! Journalist Page 10 Police Beat ! Backby popular demand! Amanda Fitzgerald was much loved by those who knew her. By Deborah G. Hahm Assistant Editor T he UW-Parkside 2001 Ranger Softball booklet said Amanda Fitzgerald made "an immediate impact uw-p loses former pitcher twice and pitched time off to work back home. two no hitters. She Close friends say she was tied the a NCAA saving up to return to single strike out Parkside and The Rangers record for 23 strike softball team. outs in one game. Amanda enjoyed fish- At Byron High ing, shopping, chess, School, she hel oing to movies and the nationa unting. In the 2001 record at 59 Ranger Softball book- strike outs for on et, Amanda stated season. She was hat "to calm my an All-Confer- erves before a game, ence selection all I like to sit in the four years of high shade and talk to my school an dad." received All-Dis Tragically, trict, All-Regie our months after J',nd All-StateAmandawithhergameface tuming 20, Amanda onors.. Fitzgerald died in a WhIle at Parkside, Amanda car accident. This woman a studied Athletic Training. She powerhouse on the pitch~r's was on the softball team m mound, will be greatly missed 2000and 2001,but took some at UW-Parkside. PSGA keeps the ball rolling in Presidential Elections on the mound." But not only was Amanda a phenomenal pitcher, she was an exceptional person. Q; Jessica Siegal, a friend and -E teammate, remembers Aman- ~ da as "bubbly, outgoing and 8 alwa;ys SIngIng at practice." o Not Just <;m the team, but many ~ of her friends found her opti- '" mistic, fun-loving and always E canng. L........ ......::li... ~...;ilw On the field, another Amanda Fitzgerald arose. Teammates say she was focused, in control and intimi- dating to the other team. Her focus on the field brought her much recognition and her sta- tistics are amazing. In the Spring of 2000, Amanda, a freshman, was named Great Lakes Valley Conference Player of the week By Alex Voskull Staff Reporter ~ nosha, WI - On Wednesday, March 6, 002, the Parkside Stu- dent Government Association (PSGA) held its annual presi- dential elections. As of 3:30p.m. on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 an ultimate and final decision had yet to be reached. However, steps are currently being taken to come to a final decision in what arguably has become one of Parkside's most dramatic events. As it stands now, based upon the election committee's decision, Angie Comez has been appointed President of PSGA. Peng Her has been named Vice-President of PSGA. Technically, these are the current winners based upon the unofficial official results of the PSGA Presiden- tial Election held on March 6, 2002, as appointed to by the election committee. The elec- tion committee found errors in all other candidate's presiden- tial campaigns, which include Marco Morrison and Vik Sidhu as a second party and Branch. It is now up to the Adam Deford and Nicole Judicial Branch, that consists Mandley as a third party in the of four justices and one chief 2002PSGAelection. justice to make a final decision Since the violations, which on who should be named the .were brought about by the new President for the upcom- election com- ... . ing 2002- mittee, both I believe the election 2003 school Morrison and committee was not fair and year. The Deford's parties impartial in making their justiceswere have written . • . . appomted and submitted declslon to disqualify me by JoeRuck- appeals to the and other candidates." er, current Judicial Branch. president of Deford commented by saying, PSGA, and unanimously "I knew the election commit- voted on by the Senate. tee would be looking for rea- This is a decision that the sons to disqualify me. I pur- Judicial Branch has had towait posely made sure that I had to make because of the resig- everything in accordance to nation ofAzeza Hammad who the PSGA Constitution." previously held the position of Deford went on to say that, "I Election Committee Director believe the election committee and Chief Justice. Her resigna- was not fair and impartial in tion was submitted to Rucker making their decision to dis- in the form of a written docu- qualify me and other candi- ment dated April 3, 2002. dates." Rucker had this to say of her As of the late afternoon on resignation, "Hammad Tuesday, April 9, 2002, Marco resigned on her own freewill. Morrison was not able to be I believe that she resigned reached for comment. because she knows she made a Appeal letters were then mist~ke whil~ running the submitted by Deford and Mor- election committee and I think rison's parties to the Judicial she felt that people were gomg to ask for her resignation. To avoid any further confronta- tions she respectively stepped down." Sincethen Ruckerhas appointed a new Chief Justice, Tarajee Amin, and three jus- tices. A fifth and final justice was appointed on Wednesday, April 10, 2002. When allfiveJustices meet, which is scheduled for Thurs- day, April 11, according to Rucker, "they ( the five mem- bers of the Judicial Branch) should be able to declare a winner at the meeting." It is their job to review and evalu- ate all of the appeal letters from the candidates who have previously complained to the election committee. Of the judicial branch's decision, Adam Deford had this to say, "I am hopeful that the judicial branch will be unbiased and thorough in the course of appointing a new President andVicePresident of PSGA." Jaime Freeman, one of the justices serving on the judicial branch, was reached for com- ment and had this say of the Continued on page 8 - THe FU::::INc:.eR April 11 "April 24,2002 THING_ Apr. 11 author Paul Rogat Loeb, 7:30 p.m., Union Square, free, sponsored • Friends of the Library presents "Community & Development in by Parks ide Adult Student Association Nigeria" wi Lillian Trager, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge • Stem cell program Apr. 12 Apr. 17 • Noon Concert: Prometheus Trio: Samantha George, violin; Scott • Youth Program: Conflict Resolution 1 Workshop, 9 a.m., Tallent 281, $15 Tisdel, cello; Stefanie Jacob, piano; noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, David Bayles, • Info Breaks: American Periodical Services, the Digital Collection, director, Com. Arts Room 0-118, noon, free Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie 01500, noon, free • Southeastern Wisconsin Educator Hall of Fame induction & • Softball vs. Olivet Nazarene, 3 p.m. dinner, Union Dining Room, social 6 p.m., dinner 7 p.m., induction 8 p.m. • Queers and Allies & Parkside Activities Board present comedian • Midnight Madness, Sports & Activity Center, 9 p.m. to midnight, Sabrina Matthews, Union Square, 8 p.m., free, open to campus & public free to students wi Ranger Card 10, campus only program Apr. 18 • "Is it Science or is it Fiction? The Journey from Scientific Apr. 13 Researcher to Novelist wlJim Brewer, author of "K! Pax," 7 p.m., Molinaro 105, • Baseball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan, noon, two games free Apr. 14 Apr. 19 • Women in Math, Science, and Technology Day, 7:45 a.m., Union • Baseball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan, noon, single game Bazaar, $10 Apr. 15 • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Brass Ensemble, Mark Hoelscher, • Womyn's Center Poetry Reading, 6 p.m., Union 104-106, open director, noon, Com. Arts Room 0-118, free microphone, refreshments, free • ''The Yellow Dress," a live dramatic periormance, noon Union Cinema • "Soul of a Citizen: Living with Conviction in a Cynical Time" wi Theater, free who are.solely res~nsible for its editorial policy and content. r':=~ :ndb:':rcli~ldt b' R, anger office (WYLL lh D-13 R 9C). Letters must tu:: typed an.d include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from , u only upon request. e anger reserves the right to edit all letters. t Editor Hahm Sports Page Editor,' DenaCoady I , Repbrters i Becky Olson I Rosie Veziridis Adebesi Agoro Wilt Brinkman Alex Voskuil Mi ghlan Jf",' ~ger&4( . rua j Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkslde • ;THe A~NGeA 41 .,--.----~~~"'" ditor emble Wyllie D·139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595.2295 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 18, April 11, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA Elections Still Not Validated Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 March 28 - April 11, 2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Aequitas Issue 10 Vol. 32 INSIDE Page 2 things to do at the U Page 3 Black and proud Page 4 Smithsonian exhibit visits Chicago Album Review: Fugazi The Argument Page 6 student attacked in parking lot Mike Tyson Bites Own Ear Page 7 Student finds parking spot in Molinaro parking lot "Student gets naked doesn't get paid" Page 8 Student receive Gullible Per­son of the year Award Ray Allen to teach at UW-P Page 9 PSGA Elections still not validated Amber Antonia named scholar of the year Page 12 UW-P hosts panel on death and dying Amber Smith Co-Editor-In-Chief The Students of UW-Park-side turned out on Wednesday March 6,2002 to cast their votes on who they think should be the key figures behind the student government at the University of Wis­consin Parkside. The Presiden­cy, Vice-Presidency, Senate Seats, PSGA constitutional amendments and questions for United Council were all items that needed to be decided in the election. As of late after­noon March 26, 2002 the elec­tion had not been validated. On March 13, 2002 The Ranger sent the following memo to the Chancellor asking that the election be declared invalid due to the election committee not following the rules laid out before them. Students turn out for election day. Azeza Hammad works the election table. Chancellor2 we^are asking that you declare the PSGA election held on March 6, 2002 invalid for the following legal reason station Qf Artic|e x! section 1. Elections of the Constitution and By-Laws for the University of Wisconsm-Parkside Student Government Association A Spring elections for UW-PSGA shall be held on Wednesday and Thursday, during the first week of March. At that time, the President, Vice-President, and twenty-one seats, one student at-large seat on both TheFeEc1Fo1iwasBhlldaonbone day only, Wednesday, March 6,2002. Students who attend the university on a Tues-day, Thursday schedule were placed at hardship with voting and their rights as students to participate fully in the e'1;CbFierPtioneriS|trsaSanlarti,cle of the constitution of the UWP PSGA cannot be changed by vote of the election corn-mittee nor the full body of PSGA without a constitutional amendment first occurring. Article Amendmenlofthe Constitution of UWP PSGA states: A. The students upon presenting a petition with the valid^S^ures of. i _x ti.p ctndent bodv (head count) shall have the right to request a constitutional amendment to be present Eh E SL'VpnatP to hP voted uoon The senate shall have the power to amend this constitution by a two-thirds vote awvsasrA™ 2'iBS aVfhe9PSdGAn&e^o0^ By'uaws stall undlr Candidacy Requirements number 4: Candidate must have a cumulative GPA of 2.00,(sic) special Judicial Branch of PSGA, how If a waiver to run for e^thP°^thp ?Sfained enforced"by the PSGA? We believe that this requirement has be made public to the student body, staff, and faculty of UW Parkside. We ask that you give this situation your highest priority. . Continued on page 10 Page 2 Mar. 28 • State budget rally, bus leaves Tallent Hall parking lot 8:30 a.m., returns approx. 7:30 p.m., free • Youth Program: Classroom Mgmt/ ADHD/ LD & ED students Workshop, 9 a.m., Tallent 281, $30 • Breaking the Concrete Ceiling: Women of Color in Careers, Overlook Lounge, second floor of library, 3 p.m., free • Friends of the Library presents "20th Century Philosophy as Illuminated by Monty Python w/ Gary Hardcastle, 7 p.m., co-sponsored by Wisconsin Humanities Coun­cil Mar. 29 • Youth Program: Cultural Sensitivity Workshop, 9 a.m., Tallent 281, $15 • Softball vs. Southern Indiana, 2 p.m., two games Mar. 30 • Softball vs. SIU-Edwardsville, 1 p.m., two games Apr. 1 • Perspectives on Religious Issues: Panel discussion: "Whatever Happened to Hell?" setting up the issue: Wayne Johnson, Prof. Emeritus Philsophy, UW-Parkside; Response: Rev. Paul Hardwick, First Baptist Church, Racine, Union 104-106, noon, free Apr. 2 • Baseball vs. Lewis University, noon, two games Apr. 3 • Noon Concert: Mark Eichner, trumpet; James McKeever, piano; noon, Union Cinema Theater, free Womyn's Center Poetry Reading, 6 p.m., Union 104-106, open mic, refreshments, free Apr.4-7 • Foreign Film: "Cinema Paradiso," show times: Thursday/Friday: 7:30 p.m., Saturday: 8 p.m., Sunday: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater Apr. 4 • Racial Profiling & Imprisonment Rate: National Trends in Our Community w/ UW-Madison Sociology Prof. Pam Oliver, Molinaro 107, free • Student Organizations & Advisor Leadership Recognition Banquet w/Jerry Taff of WISN-TV, Union Square, 5 p.m. • Friends of the Library presents "Why Good People Feel Obligated to Hate Politics" w/ Guido Diericks, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge Apr. 5 • Info Breaks: Digital Images for the Web, Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D, 1 p.m., free Apr. 6 • Baseball vs. Northern Kentucky, noon, two games • Softball vs. St. Francis, 1 p.m., two games • "An Evening In Brasil" w/ Capoeira Batuque martial arts troupe, tour escorted by Prof. Gerald Greenfield, dinner, Union Dining Hall, 5:30 p.m., tickets: adults $25, UW-Parkside students $22.50 Apr. 7 • Baseball vs. Northern Kentucky, noon, single game • Softball vs. St. Joseph's, noon, two games Co-Editors-in-Chief Benjamin Schmidt Amber Smith Assistant Editor Deborah Hahm Copy Editor Keeley Pemble Design and Layout Lachlan McDonald Arts and Entertainment Editor Tiffany Grant Sports Page Editor Dena Coady Reporters Becky Olson Rosie Veziridis Adebesi Agoro Will Brinkman Alex Voskuil Michael Coghlan Jr Michelle Rager Amber Antonia Matt Grace Ami Sandee Cornell Business Mike Poludniak Advertising Deborah Hahm Michelle Rager Ranger Advisor Prof. Judith Logsdon Contact the editors at 595-2287 for more information. 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Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 17, March 28, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 3/28/2002 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor china english department parkside student government association (PSGA) smithsonian https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a1151f1a5d1752770b19e50024cccb32.pdf 21acf024040797575d3bec48862b4dcf Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SUFAC violates Open Meeting Laws Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -THE March8 • 29, 2002 .. 2 ShJdlsIIlQIIIlizationbudget lI'llI\dlI for 2001 - 2002 1'9 3 uw:.P faculty named in hal I ~fame. Page 6 AIIIBl Parkside success Actlvib!s and getaways for spring break Page 7 Respondmg to SUFAC Ranser notified of budget freeze Pagen ~~ueators educate ""'uv and AIDS University of Wisconsin-Parkside SUFAC violates Open Meeting Laws Amber Smith Co-Editor-in-Chief T he Segregated Universi- ty Fees Allocation Com- mittee (SUFAC), a com- mittee that must follow the rules of the State of Wiscon- sin's Open Meeting Laws that are also referred to as the Sun- shine Laws, failed to do so on a number of different occa- sions. The committee failed to work under the laws that gov- ern them. Due to this failure at least one student club, and the public's rights were vio- lated. On the afternoon of Sun- day February 10, 2002 The Ranger Newspaper's Execu- tive Committee had a meeting to discuss The Ranger's bud- get with SUFAC. At this meet- mg PSGA President and vot- ing member of SUFAC Joe Rucker stated; "This is a closed meeting. It is my con- stitutional right not to be recorded [audio] and I choose to use it." Joe Rucker was wrong. The Ranger's and the public's right had been VIOlat- ed. According to the State of Wisconsin's Open Meeting Laws 19.82-3 an '''Open ses- sion' means a meeting which is held in a place reasonably accessible to members of the public and open to all citizens at all times.' Some of the rea- sons a meeting may be closed are "(a) Deliberating a case which is the subject of any judicial or quasijudicial trial or hearing before that govern- mental body. (b) Considering dismissal, demotion, licens- ing or discipline of any public employe or person licensed . by the board or commission or the investigation of charges against such person, or con- sidering the grant or denial of tenure to a university faculty member, and the taking of formal action on any such matter; (f) Considering finan- cial, medical, social or person- al histories or data, or involved in such problems or investigations. II According to the Sunshine Laws the meet- ing was considered open. Therefore SUFAC had an ,obligation to follow the laws concerning an open meeting. They did not. The Ranger not only had the right to record the session they had the right to be accommodated to in this request. According to the State of Wisconsin's Open Meeting Laws section 19.90 "Whenever a governmental body holds a meeting in open session, the body shall make a reasonable effort to accommo- date any person desiring to record, film or photograph the meeting." The only stipu- lation to this is that the recordin\\ may not be con- ducted 'in a manner that interferes with the conduct of the meeting or the rights of the participants." Instead of accommodating The Ranger's request to record the session the committee unlawfully prevented the newspaper from making a taped record- ing of the meeting. SUFAC also violated sec- tion 19.88-3 of the Open Meetin~ Laws. This law states, 'The motions and roll call votes of each meeting of a governmental body shall be recorded, preserved and open to public inspection". The repeated attempts made by The Ranger to obtain the min- utes from the December 9, 2002 and February 10, 2002 budget meetings have contin- ually been ignored. It was necessary for The Ranger to contact Steve McLaughlin, the advisor for SUFAC in order to obtain a copy of his hand written notes from one of the meetings. The Ranger has yet to receive its requested copies of the written minutes from the budget meetings of the fall semester that it began asking for on February 20,2002. The inaccessibility of these meet- ings shows the SUFAC com- mittee disregarding the Sun- shine Laws's statement that the minutes be "open to pub- lic inspection." If the minutes are unavailable upon a direct request they are surely unob- tainable for public inspection. The Ranger did receive copies of what SUFAC consid- ered minutes from two sepa- rate meetings from SUFAC Chair Azeza Hammad. The Ranger was required to wait while Harnmad "typed them up." SUFAC's By-Laws state; "The Vice Chair shall main- tain accurate minutes for all SUFAC meetings." These are the minutes that The Ranger received. continued page 8 Ranger budget frozen by SUFAC Benjamin Schmidt Co-Editor-In-ehief O n Friday March Ist, the day that student work- ers receive paychecks, The Ranger received nOhf1c~- tion that the newspaper s budget was frozen by the Seg- regated University Fees Allo- cation Committee (SUFAC). The document dated Wednes- day February 27th, was placed anonymously in The Ranger's 'Out' box. The Ranger's staff feels that the notification of a bud- get freeze came just in time to prevent this very issue of the paper from being released because of the articles dealing with SUFAC committee bud- getary decisions. for 2002-2003 campus organizattons a~d articles about errors In SUFAC's conduct. Notifica- tion also came just in time to block The Ranger's employ- ees from receiving their pay- checks for work already done. The letter including gram- matical and typographical errors follows ... SUFAC has frozen your budget for the year 2002. Since the school semester has begun you have only written two news paper (sic) articles and many they are of poor quality (sic). You have not kept students informed on (sic) important issues such as Student Government Elec- tions. You have not generat- ed interest in campus events and programs besides a BSU Calender (sic). The paper does not give a good example of what the university is all about. There are other cam- puses with similar size (sic) to our campus and their paper (sic) is more professional that (sic) The Ranger. Your consti- tution needs to be revamped as soon as possible in order to give a fair chance for all the students that (sic) want to be active with~ your org~niz~- tion. There IS lack of diversi- ty within your organization, and we recommend that you work on your recruitment and retention (sic). Many stu- dents have complaint (sic) about the lack of quality and information." The document only gives SUFAC as its author but neglects to list the committee member names and signa-- tures. Which committee members agreed to the freeze of The Ranger's funding, doc- umentation giving proof of authority to make such deci- sions, and documentation supporting any precedence for such actions were all lack- ing. PSGA Advisor Steve McLaughlin acknowledged that he was aware of a docu- ment being sent to freeze The Ranger's funding, but said that he did know about the memo's content. == '-.',,","!V·C,,"' K"-' ,"<0,0"''''= THE!! Fi~NGE!!R March8·29,_ SUFAC Completes the Budgets for 2002·2003 It is interesting to note that each member of SUFAC belongs to another club as well. Each member is also a member of PSGA. SUFAC Chair Azeza Hammad is also a member of Latinos Unidos and the International Club: Along with being the PSGA President, and a member of SUFAC Joe Rucker also belongs to the Black Student Union. There is no law forcing the members of SUFAC to excuse themselves when the budgets of the other clubs that they belong to are being voted upon. When asked if anyone was going to excuse them self from the PSGA budget voting Joe Rucker explained that the Senate had already passed the new proposed budget and all the voting members of SUFAC are also members of PSGA and "If we didn't vote how would it get passed?" ley's budget making the amount of student dollars requested by PSGA $49,500. With the reductions made from Mandley's budget PSGA's budget is reduced from $84,300 in the 2002-2003 year to $49,500for the upcom- ing year. Rucker felt that PSGA "...had reached a comfort level and to request the same amount as last year would be unjustified and inconsiderate to the students of Parkside." SUFAC voted to allocate the full amount of $49,500 to PSGA. The reductions in the bud- gets of WIPZ, and The Ranger were decisions made by the members of SUFAC. WIPZ's proposed budget was $52,000 and they received $33,000. The Ranger proposed $62,139 and received $20,000. These are the totals after the com- pleted appeal process. of SUFAC vote and majority wins. If the club thinks that the budget it receives is unworkable SUFAC will lis- ten to an appeal. Generally a club's budget will increase from year to year as the club grows. There are instances where a club's bud- get will decrease, though it is Infrequent. In the past eight years eighty-nine budgets have been approved, and only nineteen of the budgets were decreased from the previous year. For the 2002-2003school year the only budgets that were decreased are PSGA, WIPZ, and The Ranger. After receiving a budget increase of $46,300 for the 2001-2002 year, Corey Mand- ley proposed that PSGA receive an additional increase of $9,100 for the 2002-2003 year. Joe Rucker, PSGA Presi- dent deleted $43,900from the $93,400 requested in Mand- Amber Smith 'McLaughlin, the committee ----~---------' consists of seven members. Azeza Hammad is the Chair while Steve McLaughlin Dean of Students and Dexter Yarbrough Director of Univer- sity Police and Safety are the advisors, Tarajee Arnin, Joe Rucker, Danni Moore and Adam Deford are all current members. Corey Mandley was a member of SUFAC last semester, but is no longer a student at UW-Parkside. This semester the committee is running with only five mem- bers, as two lost members have not been replaced. The members of SUFAC meet with each club to hear the club's proposed budget. Generally the clubs are enter- ing a maximum budget. SUFACdecides the amount of money the club needs to run smoothly and have a success- ful year. After proposing a budget number the members Co-EdRor~n-Chief U w-parkside's Segregat- ed University Fees Allocations Commit- tee(SUFAC) has finished the budgets for the student clubs around the university. Every student enrolled at UW-Park- side pays a segregated fee as a part of tuition. It is SUFAC's job to distribute the money collected from the students to the clubs and committees around UW-Parkside. The fee that each student pays goes towards such things as the printing of The Ranger news- paper, or the hiring of guest speakers for fund-raisers. The University of Wisconsin Park- side's radio station is also run on the money generated from the segregated fees. According to Steve Student organization budget trends from 1996 - 2003 1.P1C 540,000 535.000 35,000 $30,000 $25.000 $20,000 19116 $15.000 $10,000 $5,000 i 4,000 0 0 0 0 I so , 996 1997 1996 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 S90,OOOr , 590,000.-- ---, 580,0001----------_------1 sao.coo 1------------------1 $70,000 t---~-------------I $70,000 560,000 $60,000 $50.000 $50,000 $40,000 $40,000 30,000 30,000 $30,000 $30,000 26,562 24,500 20,000 $20,000 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 1996 1997 1998 \999 2000 2001 2002 2003 .. "" $90,000 580,000 570,000 560,000 $50,000 $.40,000 $30,000 $20,000 19,495 14,316 $10000 ~o" .~;.:it 61 0 1,2'39 ~ so 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 • Queers & iWes $90,000 580,000 $70,000 $60,000 $50,000 $40,000 $30,000 520,000 $10,000 ~ 5~ E; 7 m 7[i 4,000 0 mm 2~ so 1996 lS97 1998 1995 2000 ZOOl 2002 2003 a Womyn's Center $90,000 r----------------. $80,000 570,000 $60,000 550,000 $40,000 J----~~-----~-----~ 530,000 t------~--~---------I $20,000 1----- 9,200 10,831 10,800 11,286 11,286 9,550 9,250 9,350 $10,000 so 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 16, March 8, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document February 21 - March 7, 2002 Veritas I I INSloe Page 2 Things to do @ the U Page 4 Wrestlersdefend dual meet record UW-Pmen's baseball ready. to go into full swing PageS Meet Professor Li English Society celebrates 13th year Crowning Miss Kenosha Parkside hosts high school art invitational Page 6 Bar review Horrorscopes Page 7 I Prof M Shahrani speaks on ill terrorism ~ , I I --- University of Wisconsin-Parkside • Funding cutin planned budget Guest Column, Ranger News By Representative Jim Kreuser O n January 22, interim Governor Scott McCal- lum. introduced his budget repair plan before a joint session of the State Legis- lature. In his remarks, the gov- ernor laid out his plan to cut fundrng for the University of Wisconsin System budget by 4.5%. While 4.5% may not sound substantial, it is a cut of approximately $50 million to a system that has already seen over $50million in budget cuts over the past decade. The governor's budget plan allows lor mcreases in tuition of up to 10%for the 2002-2003 academic year and includes virtually no increases in finan- cial aid programs for current and future students. More- over, it is questionable whether a 10%tuition increase would even make up for this governor's proposed cuts. It is also important to note that tuition has increased approxi- mately $1,000 more than the rate of inflation since 1992. It is my belief that the state • • • Governor McCallum's budget cuts funding for the University of Wisconsin Schools needs to tie any tuition increases with financial aid increases as a matter of policy. Budget cuts not oniy hurt the pocketbooks of students, but also in addition have an adverse effect on the quality of the education offered. Past budget cuts have resulted in reduced funding for technolo- gy, building projects, course offerings, fibrary resources, faculty, academic advising, and academic staff hiring, as well as safety programs. I Conversation With the Chancellor Benjamin Schmidt Co-Edltor-In-ehief C onvocations are a gath- ering for the faculty, staff, and student lead- ers allowing Chancellor John 'Jack' Keating to address everyone, passing along infor- mation and inspiration. Most students never get to hear what Chancellor Keating has to say due to the nature of his job and the demanding sched- ule he keeps, so I offered him the opportunity to reach the students through the inter- view he was kind enough to accept. • On the rarely visited third level Chancellor Keating wel- comed and ushered me into' his cozy office overlooking the Chancellor John' Jack' Keating campus' south side. Empha- sized were the concepts' Tak- ing .the Next Step' and 'Pride in Parkside.' With state bud- get cuts affecting institutions such as Parkside, contribu- tions from everyone in their own niches need to take responsibility said Chancellor . Keating. He added that the - campus' new Provost, Rebecca Martin, was a candidate with an "enormous background and experience" who flgives us a shot right away to move out to a new step on a new horizon." IlLife is too ShOrt" Chancellor Keating also stated that collaboration with other universities "to facilitate exchanging of ideas" along with the enhancement of Park- side's relationship with techni- cal colleges to reach further into the region to take advan- tage of current resources with- out the benefit of additional dollars _is "pretty positive given the economic climate." When asked about the cur- rent state of the campus Chan- cellor Keating said he was "very pleased." Growth in diversity among faculty, staff, and students is "personally gratifying" to Chancellor Keat- ing. He also expressed plea- sure with the school's strong liberal arts base, which gives students "the ability to learn and critically think" when placed in real world situations. As a parting statement of encouragement, the Chancel- lor opined, "Life is too short." How people play the cards they are dealt' is what makes a positive person." Constructive thinking and finding the "rem- edy of a problem" keep people upbeat. February 21 March 7, 2002 THING_ He 7 p.m., $3 ($2 wI canned good) Feb. 21 • "The Fusion of Art & Science: Adventures in Creating living Artworks" w/Joe Davis of MIT, 7 p.m., Mol. 105, free • Women's basketball vs. Lewis 5 30 p.m. • Men's basketball vs. Lewis 7 45 p.m. • Friends of the Library presents: "Cosmic Orphans: Finding Our Place in the Universe" wi David Eicher 7 p.m., 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge, 2nJ floor of Library Feb. 22 • Youth Program: Gang Awareness Workshop, 9 a.m., Tallent 182' $30 Feb. 28 to • Foreign Film: "The House of Mirth," show times: Thursdayl March 3 Friday: 7 30 p.m., Saturday: 8 p.m., Sunday: 2 p.m.; Union Cine- ma • Race, Class, & Gender Study Group: "Disgrace," by J. M. Coetzee, ·;J:~~~:~~ Out the Textbook: Uncovering History for r:~~:=::"-::--_·J-~W~;E:=L~C:::'O::::M':E:=~B;;~A:-:C::K~-·"-·--·F'::::=_:::'1 UW"PARKSIDE STUDENTS & STAFF! LINTS BUFFET Molinaro Hall room 111, 3 30 p.m., free Students" wi Dr. Lendol Calder, History Dept., Augus- tana / College, 1 p.m., Galbraith Room, reception to follow 2/21-24 • Foreign Film: "Everybody Famous!" show times: Thursdays/Fridays: 7 30 p.m., Saturdays: 8 p.m., Sun- days: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater Feb. 27 • Noon Concert: Elaine Skorodin, violin; Carol Wallace, piano; noon, Union Cinema Theater, free Feb. 28 • Black History Month: 3r- annual Fashion Show, Union Square, Theater LUNCH $5.29 DINNEUi $6.79 2. t OS 2.2.ND AVE. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 32, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. The Ranger wants you to join Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -~------'"'"C"----"""--"-=-"""""'""Cit,.","~;"::::-";; THE AI::INGeF=l February14 - 21,2002 SlOE Page 2 'ltdngs to do at the U Page 4 PageS happens when Art and Sciencecollide Classifleds Page 6 ClassicAlbum Review The RollingStones: Between the Buttons CurrentAlbum Review Starsailer:Love Is Here Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Aequitas times I was stopped for an autograph in the hall this past semester while I desperately attempted to make it to class on time. Luckily our teachers are a very tolerant and agree- able collection of people and The Ranger wants you to join By: Benjamin Schmidt Co~Editor~in~Chief T he Ranger News is a stu- dent newspaper con- cerned with student issues. Every year staff mem- bers graduate leaving valuable positions open for new stu- dents to fill.Are you one of the lucky students who will join the staff this semester? All students are welcome to join whether or not they intend to pursue a career in journalism. No prior experi- ence is necessary. Experienced staff .nembers will provide training. Were you involved with yearbook in high school? If so, put your skills to use at- the paper and make some money in the process. OhJes, you will make money, an if you are anything like the rest of us on campus you are in dire need of as much green gold as you can get. Now are you a little more interested? There is more, much much more. Becoming a member of The Ranger News staff makes you an instantly popular member of the campus community. I simply cannot recollect all the never once showed any spite toward me on the occasions that I stepped into class a few moments late. Are you salivat- ing right now? Do you want to skip the rest of the summer so you can join the staff right now? If so that is good, very good. That is a sign that you are well aware of the opportu- nity just waiting for you to take it. Besides the money and the fame there are other lesser 1 l' J \ < , I t j 1 1 • • j • • • , 1 , , "- .. .,"."', ...... "" Deborah Hahm, Lachlan McDonald, and Benjamin Schmidt working together as a team to create The Ranger What Women Want: V-Day Tips for Guys • .q'. '. them upset when their guy you put 1 By: Becky Olsen does not meet their expecta- thought ,f _..,----l.- Reporter tions. Because of this, I feel a and feel- sense of compassion for men, Ing l~to ~ so I am giving those of you your gIft. " JI men in need some simple tips For ~9 to help smooth things over in example, your relationships this Valen- by simply : h tine's Da . presentmg her WIt ~n On ~g for all men to arrangement of her favonte reme~ber is that women want flowers, you will be showing men to show them affection her that you care 10 one easy and adoration, so if they step. . . receive a box of chocolates as .ftMany mlscothnctepllonshof their ift, do not be surprised g:t -gIVmgare. a men ave if soJe of that hostility comes to buy women Je~elry to make ay Do not get me her happy, but It ISnot the cost ~~~ ~ca~dy is a nice gesture, or luster of the gift th~t counts. but !omen want to see that For example, surpnsmg her Valentine's Day is known for romance and gifts of love. Yet somehow, it seems that some women never seem to get what they want out of the holiday. I have to give credit to men. They try to plan somethmg special for their mates, but a difference in views of romance seems to stir up hostility rather than passion. I can admit that women may sometimes have too high of hopes set on the holiday, which is what makes with a picnic in a park is a low- cost but caring symbol that you care. How- ever, since Valentine's Day falls during one of the coldest months of the year, by spread- ing out a picnic on the living room floor, you can still give her a romantic dinner in the warmth of a fireplace and can- dlelight. Just be sure not to go overboard with the low-cost idea and give her a cheesy gift along the lines of a mix-tape of love songs, unless you enjoy the silent treatment. For the guys who enjoy being extra sweet on this holi- day, remember the single girls \ N \m¥ "":::i- ill Page::~2__ ,,---__ --=---_---,-,,------,-_...:::.... ,,--- ......._...:::...._---,- __ ...:::....,,---THe~..:.'..::=:.....:..fq.::I=lNG::::.:..":.:=e!=:.;.fq-"_F_e_bf_ua_....:.fY_1_4-_2_1._2_002..."l THINGC:: February. 14 • Friends of the Library presents "Effigy Mounds: More Than Just Mounds!" w/ Herman Bender, 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge. 2nd floor of Library • Women's basketball @ Missouri-SI. Louis 5:30 p.m. • Men's basketball @ Missouri-SI. Louis 7:45 p.m. • Black History Month film: "Training Day," starring Denzel Washington, Union Cinema Theater, 8 p.m., free Feb. 15 • Black History Month: Fun Friday, Multicultural Office, Wyllie D-182, noon, free • Black History Month: Sweetheart Ball, Union Square, 9 p.m., $10/ couple, $7/ person, dress to impress Feb. 16 • Women's basketball @ QUincy 1 p.m. • Men's basketball @ QUincy 3:15 p.m. Feb. 19 • Black History Month Trip: Black Holocaust Museum, departs 2 p.m., $3, sign up at the OMSA office • Arts: ALIVE! presents: Trio Voronezh, Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets: $12 Feb. 20 • Noon Concert: McKeever Duo: Susan McKeever, piano; James McKeever, piano; Feb. 20, noon, Communication Arts Theatre, free • Black History Month: Apollo Night w/comedienne Rella, Union Cinema, 8 p.m., free, open to campus & public Feb. 21 • "The Fusion of Art & Science: Adventures in Creating Living Artworks" w/Joe Davis of MIT, 7 p.m., Mol. 105, free • Women's basketball vs. Lewis 5 30 p.m. • Men's basketball vs. Lewis 7 45 p.m. Feb. 22 • Youth Program: Gang Awareness Work- shop, 9 a.m., Talent 182' $30 • Race. Class, & Gender Study Group: "Disgrace," by J. M. Coetzee, Molinaro Hall room 111, 3:30 p.m., free • "Throwing Out the Textbook: Uncovering History for Beginning H--. 1 Students" w/ Dr. Lendol Calder, History Dept., Auqustana College, 1 p.m., Galbraith Room, reception to follow 2/21-24 • Foreign Film: "Everybody Famous!" show times: Thursdays/Fridays: 7 30 p.m., Saturdays: 8 p.m., Sundays: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater Feb. 27 • Noon Concert: Elaine Skorodin, violin; Carol Wallace, piano; noon, Union Cinema Theater, free Feb. 28 • Biack History Month: 3rd annual Fashion Show, Union Square, 7 p.m., $3 ($2 w/ canned good) • Friends of the Library presents: "Cosmic Orphans: Finding Our Place in the Universe" w/ David Eicher 7 p.m., 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge, 2nd floor of Library Feb. 28 to • Foreign Film: "The House of Mirth," show times: Thursday/ March 3 Friday: 7 30 p.m., Saturday: 8 p.m., Sunday: 2 p.m.; Union Cinema Theater itors-in-Chief , . Schmidt- ,er Smith ,1 Assis~nt Editor Deporah Hahm "-ifu o' .y Editor K .Pemble d Layout cDonald ':".~ * Arts aJildEntertairunent Edi Tiffany . Sports Page Editor' Dena Coady Reporters Beck Rosi Ade Will The Ranger is published every Thurs _ t the semester by Letters t.o the ~itor policy: The ~enoourages letters to the Edit ITUBleadmgor libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not bep ~ .-1 WELCOME BACK ........ ..r- UW"PARKSIDE STUDENTS & STAFF! LIN'S BUFFET i 105 2.2.NDAVE. (NOIiITH SIDE) KENOSHA. WI TEL. 652.·3737 "'"'\... .-1 ~ ",--__ ....r_ -- ...... DINNER F'.E:A'fURSS MONDAY Be SNOW CRAB LEGS THURSDAY FRIDAY F'ISHAND SEAFOOD - LUNCH $5.29 - DINNER $6.79 (INCLUDES FREE SOFT DRINK) '-__-.J - "ASK ABOUT PARK!lIDE DSCOUNTS" CARRY-OUT 8: DELIVERY AVAILABLE -if U'hsiness Mik,e Poludniak s f Advertisin DeborahH Michelle ~tr: Meeting~ l!re Mondays at noon. Please stop by , and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parks ide. Wyllie D·139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 , who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content should be delivered to the Ran er office WYLLD- 39C· . , r's name can be withheld but or:9 y upon rl,ue't The' RoJg'eLetters mllStht be typed and.dmC,lude th.e author s name and phone number, Letters must be free from , --.....~, r reserves e oghl to e It all etters Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 14, February 14, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document December 6, 2001 INSIDE Page 2 Things to do at the U Page 3 A letter from the Editor: Goodbye and Godspeed Scroogemay really exist Page 4 Racism in reverse UW-PDiversity Circles receive state award PageS Mini-conference: UW-P stu- dents are no different Jobjitters for graduating stu- dents Page 6 Men's Basketball drops first game of season Women's Basketball get in win column Page '1 Freshman Overview Legends of the Silver Screen: Gary Cooper My First semester at Parkside PageS "Can't Miss" performances November Sweeps: Swept with 'specials' Page 9 Preparing for "winterim" Scholarships go on-line Page 10 Remy Zero will not disappoint of Wisconsin-Parks ide • Peer Health Group education on depression Deborah G. Hahm Co-Assistant Editor L ast week the Peer Health Group volun- teered to screen stu- dents for depression. The National Screening Day was on October 11, but the group felt that this time of the year would be better for students and faculty. The screening process starts out with a simple ques- tionnaire that then gets ana- lyzed by a counselor. The purpose of having a table set up is to outreach a variety of different students. There were not as many that requested an analysis or information this year, but Marcy Hufendick allocated this to the placement of the table. The Peer Health Group helps students understand their reactions to an unfortu- nate event or possibly find out what event could have led to depression. The coun- selors are experienced to help Depression is the common cold of Psychology label the problem correctly and then give the person the proper course of action to treat the dis- ease. While the counselors can not give out medication or diag- nosis, they can send a referral for treatment FROM A LARGER ASSOCIATION. Since the September 11 attack, more students have sought out help from the Counseling Center. Students seem to be more willing to explain their feeling of fear and vulnerability. The Counseling Center is staffed with seven stu- dents with a range of age and two staff members, Vicki Wahler and Marcy Hufendick. Marcy is also the Program Manager and Senior Counselor Coordinator. For more information on depression, visit the Counseling Center located behind Talent Hall. They have pamphlets for those that want to learn more or counselors available to talk. Make appointments by visiting or calling 595-2366. Please note that all sessions are free and confidential. Gender stereotypes presentation brings awareness By Rosie Veziridis Reporter U w-parkside's Psychology depart- ment presented "Gender Stereotypes: Alive and Unwell." Professor Sylvia Beyer spoke to a group of willing students to help make them aware of gender stereotypes. It was held on November 28, 2001, at noon in Molinaro 0137. The professor discussed two studies: one of them was Gender Stereotypes in majors (which was done here at Parkside) and the other in Occupations. Stereotype, as defined in Webster's Dictionary, is "a conventional opinion or belief." It exists in our society today and espe- cially in the workforce. It is also present on a college cam- pus. As far as majors, the ones deemed as "female" occupa- tions were Psychology, Art, English, Communication, Biology, Business, and Music. Mainly "male" dominating occupations are 'Political Science, History, Chemistry, Math, and Computer Science. A startling statistic was that fifty-six percent of women received a Bachelor's Degree, whereas only forty- four percent of men receive theirs. "We're not aware of women's needs," stated Professor Beyer during the presentation, and recalled a story, which took place eight years ago. In Molinaro hall, a woman's restroom never existed; only a male's restroom was available. This was due to the fact that most business, psychology, and computer science classes were given here, and that they were typically male dominated. So the men saw no need to add a women's restroom. It was eventually changed as we see it today. Professor Beyer was born in Austria, but was raised and attended college in southwest Germany. She attended the University of Trubingen where she attained her Bachelor's Degree. After her Bachelor's Degree, she relocated to the states and attended the University of Oregon where it took her another six years to get her Ph.D. With a total of ten years in school, she finally settled into a job with UW-Parkside, and has been with the university for eleven years. In a personal interview with the professor, she commented on her recent development. "What I really enjoy now is that I have this large grant, which allows me to do more research. I can teach and research." The grant she received is from the National Science Foundation. A freshman, Jackie Schroeder, commented on why she attended the presentation. "I came because I'm taking Women's Studies 110 and we're doing a group project. And I'm interested in 1earning about stereotypes." Professor Beyer concluded her presentation aby stating, "Gender stereotypes are alive and unwell." �-----.:....-_-------=--=-----=-------=~=--- H THING= Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets: $5/3 for Chocolate,"by Laura Esquivel, Union 202, 3 p.m., free, open To anyone who has read the book, Continuing Events Through December 13 December 14 • Art Exhibition: Amy Norgaard & Greg Porcaro, alumni exhibition, nOUIS: Monday I Thursday: 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tuesday /WednJ'sday: 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., free • Men's basketball vs. Winona State, SAC, 7 p.m December 8 • Women's basketball vs. SlU-Edwardsville 1 p.m., SAC • Concert: Kerri ~her.wood, adult contemporary piano, Comrnurucatiun Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m, tickets: $12 Daily events: • Men's basketball vs. SlU-Edwardsville 3:15 p.m., SAC December 6 December 15 • Play: The Cripple of Inishmaan. Augie Wegner Studio Theatre, 10 a.m., tickets: students, faculty $7, adults $10 • Women's basketball vs. Winona State 3 p.m. December 6-9 • Foreign Film: "The Five Senses," Union Cinema Theater, shows: Thursday /Friday, 7:30 p.m.; Saturday, 8 p.m.; Sunday, 2 p.m. December 16 • PIC Lecture: War on Terrorism: Causes ~nd Consequences w jProf. Lewis Gordon of Brown University, Greenquist 103, 6 p.m. . • Fall 2001 Commencement, 2 p.m., DeSimone Gymnasium, Sports & Activity Center. December 8 • Friends of the UW-Parkside Library: Flamenco Music in America w /William Washabaugh, Overlook Lounge, second floor of library, Dec. 6, 7 p.m., free Sports and Activity Center hours: • UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, George Lindquist, director, Communication Arts, Room D-1l8, 3:30 p.m., free 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Noon to 6 p.m. 3 to 9 p.m. 7 a.rn. to 9 p.m. Thursday: Friday: Saturday: Sunday: Monday to Wednesday: • UW-Parkside Orchestra, Alvaro Garcia, conduc- tor, Com. Arts Theatre, 7:30 p.m., tickets $5/3 December 11 • InfoBreak: Travel Resources: Handling travel details on-line, 9:45 a.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie D150D, also held Wednesday, Dec. 12, 3 p.m. • Women's basketball vs. Quincy, SAC, 5:30 p.m. Pool hours: • Men's basketball vs. Quincy, SAC, 7:45 p.m., Uw-Parkside students are admitted free. Tickets are $5 for adults, and $1 for high school students and childre!l14 years of age and under. 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and Thursday: 4 to 8 p.m. Friday: Saturday Sunday: Monday: 2 to 3 p.m., 4 to 8 p.m. Tuesday: 4 to 6:30 p.m. Wednesday: 2 to 3 p.m., 4 to 8 p.m. Hours subject to change; call (262) 595-2780 for current schedule information. • Men's basketball @ Lakeland 7:30 p.m. 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Noon to 4 p.m. 3 to 7 p.m. 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., December 12 December 7-8 • Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, George Lindquist, director, Union Cinema Theater, noon, free 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and • Play: The Cripple of Inishmaan, Wegner Theatre, Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m., Dec. 8, 4 & 7:30 p.m.; tickets: students, faculty $7, adults $10 . 11 a.m. to 12:30p.m., December 13 December 7 • UW-Parkside. Wind Ensemble/Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, Communication • Race, Class, & Gender book study: "Like Water "f-w Arts and Entertainment Ediior Tiffany Grant , f Sports PageEditor}! Dena Coady -1 ! Reporters 1 AleXIS Martin * R~~~gci£s' Adebesi Agord Dormetta Davis Will Brinkman , w Advertising Manager_~ Karey Thoennes . 0' , dri:Editors-in-Chief Daniel Frake - Benjamin Schmidt h Assistartt Editor Deborah Hahm \ ~,_ Copy Editor -Keeley.Pfmble Ranger Public Relations Me1issa:~,tephenson 'A Design and Layout Managers Lachlan McDonald Aaron Kleutsch THe A~NGeA Ranger Advisor ? Dave Buchanan-" .1 NOW HIRING f>pinimrPage Editor Cartoontsts Columnists #' Repo1'te rs Meeting~ ~re Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parks ide. INTERNSHIPS AVAIL BLE! <:iE!tPaAan intern- e time. 1 Photography Director Jeffrey AlIey Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 Business Manager Mike Poludniak . Features Bditor Shanon Lehrke /'" f . ...'/ Come check out The Rj'lnger Online at www.uwp edu/club I / . It'. . S ranger.news Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 13, December 6, 2001 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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