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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document >~ RN&enwgse r University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper News pg. 3-6 Feature Pg. 7 Sports Pg. 9-13 Entertainment Pg. 14-16 From the Donkey's Mouth Pg. 17 Classifieds Pg. 19 Police Beat Pg. 19 The State Pg. 20-24 October 23, 2004 Casino: Could Be A Gamble New London County reports these increases since the Mohegan Sun's arrival: 34% - Narcotic Arrests 30% - Calls for Police Service 22% - 911 Emergency Calls: 61 % - Arrests for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) 104% - Speeding Offenses 350 % - Prostitution Arrests BY KATIE DYLEWSKI At this point, it's safe to assume every one will be voting on November 2nd ~ correct? Okay, awesome. P. Diddy and Jennifer Aniston are proud of you. This will happen on the following day: One of the candidates will have won, a large portion of us will have lost a topic to drunkenly debate, and (yes it's true,) life will go on. Some of us will keep our bumper stickers — some of us will have to break out the Goo- Gone. I'm getting to the point here. Now, I'm probably the furthest thing from a political science major - but I'm going to conclude that the President for the next four years won't drastically change our everyday lives. So go ahead and direct your attention to something that will. The issue I'm going to explain needs to be recognized by the young voters, because it will affect them more than anyone. Kenosha's oh-so-lovely lawns have slowly filled with support for and against the issue that I've yet to hear any students speak about. Taking into account the perfectly-groomed yards now stabbed with cheapo signs, these homeowners must be awful passionate about this cause they're advertising. Which one, you ask? The proposed casino. The red "Yes Jobs, Yes Casino!" signs are everywhere, and 1 know you've all noticed the "It's all about GREED!" billboards. Knowing nothing of the issue at the time, 1 giggled when I saw it for the first time; imagining the whole casino idea had struck a moral chord with our church-going residents — the whole "gambling is wrong" / seven deadly sins thing. Anyway, 1 was wrong. I've since found that many opposed to the casino are in no way opposed to gambling; this issue runs far deeper and dirtier than any of that silliness. As October draws to a close, we're seeing Fahrenheit 9/11" discussion at UW-Parkside On Page Men's Soccer Team Win's 400th Game! On Page the Kenosha News and local TV & radio stations cover this topic on a near daily basis — but again, you'd have to be totally engulfed to understand what they're speaking about. I have turned into a nerd researching this thing ...so I'll put my nerdiness to good use and lay it out. The pro-casino argument: We'll get much-needed jobs, entertainment, and tourist dollars. Jobs and money - what could be better, right? Those opposed would have to be the anti-jobs/money/ fun committee. Well, it's not that simple ...though 1 w ish it was. The best way to put it? We'll be getting a giant McDonalds, one that would offer nearly 3.000 positions. The highpaying positions obviously filled by those in the tribe itself, we Kenoshans should be vers7 excited about fantastic careers in cashier & custodial fields. Tourist dollars? Let's be honest here: Continued on page 8 2 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Letter From the Editor Greetings, and thanks yet again for reading the current issue of UW-Parkside's student newspaper. So far, it has been a pleasure trying to provide our local community with news, sports, and entertainment. I feel like we've come a long way since I first started working for The Ranger News, but the publication industry is always involves an uphill battle because you're always trying to improve and outdo your previous issues. People often point out mistakes they find to fne or give me suggestions on what could have been better, and 1 love it. i appreciate all the critiquing I can obtain and vow to use it to improve in anyway 1 can. But 1 also want our readers to know that we work on each issue right up until the deadline, finding whatever errors we can and fixing them. When the deadline comes, we have to be done, errors or not. To me, the newspaper is sort of an art. I once heard that a great painter would never be done with his painting, because there would always be something he would want to change, because the art was a constant work in progress. But just as a painter has to eventually put down his paintbrush and move onto the next campus, when our deadline comes we have to move to print and start thinking about the next issue. On a different note, I am truly excited about this current issue. When was the last time anyone has heard of a 28-page issue of The Ranger News? Well, with open arms we have welcomed the Satirical Writers Guild to provide a much needed humor section to the newspaper. In this issue and all following issues (hopefully), you will find The State, written, edited, and designed by the Satirical Writers Guild. They come up with great stuff so I hope you give it a read and let us know what you think. Have a great couple weeks, and you'll hear from me again when we know who the president will be for the next four years. Henry D. Gaskins Editor-in-Chief Want to work for The Ranger News? SoTou, YOU'RE HIRED! an application. We need writers in News, Sports, Entertainment, and Humor. We are also looking for hard working and creative graphic designers. Raider "vNews University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper ITie Fang" News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of U W-Parkside are welcome. f'r* , ease teel t0 attend- Have ^ comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-m ail us at VJL • uicrangcnKws_uwp@yahoo.com ASSOCIATED We are located at WyUie D-139C Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax:(262)595-2295 RANGER STAFF Editor-in-Chief Henry D. Gaskins Assistant Editor Preston Brown Creative Director Emily Rasbornik Copy Editor Amanda Acnason News Editor Tal Goldwater Entertainment Editor Katie Dylewski Sports Editor Russell Ham's Graphic Design Manager Matt Gonya Business Manager Sonya Gonzalez Advertising Manager Avi Grewal Photographer Matt Cote Reporters/Writers Moily Meier Nicholas Michael Ravnikar Natalie Stollenwerk Amber Taylor Heather Todd Aaron Wensei Aaron Zabler Advisor Judith Logsdon 3 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 "Fahrenheit 9/11" Turns Up The Heat at UWP BY NATALIE STOLLENWERK On October 7, the Humanities Steering Committee sponsored a panel discussion titled "Michael Moore vs. George W. Bush: 'Fahrenheit 9/11' and the 2004 Election." The subject of the discussion was the film "Fahrenheit 9/11," the controversial documentary by filmmaker Michael Moore, which was released in theaters earlier this year and recently on video October 5. According to Dr. Mary Leonard, the purpose of the discussion was, "to have an open, but civilized discussion of the controversies that the film raises." The format of the discussion was for each member of the panel to discuss his or her area of insight and then the discussion was openeduptotheaudience to ask questions to the panel members or comment on their own perception of the film. Leonard acted as moderator of the discussion. The panel consisted of Professors Ed Schmitt, Jay McRoy and Anne Gurnack, as well as the president of the Parkside Studeni Government Association, Chris Semenas. Each member of the panel offered important insight as to different ways in which the film "Fahrenheit 9/1T" has affected our society. Professor Schmitt gave the audience some historical background on the media's influence on elections and politics in the past. Schmitt informed the audience that Moore's style of documentary filmmaking could be compared to the "muckraking tactics" of the American journalists, novelists, and critics of the past. Muckrakers attempted to expose the abuses of business and the corruption in politics by exposing the unfavorable actions of their subjects. Professor McRoy, a film scholar, offered his insight on "Fahrenheit 9/11" as a documentary. McRoy did not credit or discredit Moore's film one way or another but had this to say to the audience, "However 'real' a film may claim to be, it is still a distortion of reality ... the very act of pointing a camera or splicing scenes together obscures or hides as much as it reveals, so to say that a film is misleading, bias or not truthful, shows a misunderstanding of what film is in the first place, which is an optical illusion." McRoy emphasized that audiences should, "view everything with a critical perspective and view as many sides of an issue as possible." Professor Anne Gurnack, a political scientist, commented on how she felt the film may be influencing the election. "The snippets, the scenes, the reviews that went all over the world and throughout our country did have an impact, they forced people to look at this issue." Gumack's statistics showed that although this film may have influenced the polls upon its initial release, as we come closer to Election Day the polls show no more favor for Senator Kerry than they did before the release of this film. PSGA president, Chris Semenas commented on how he felt the film has influenced his generation. "We're not following Michael Moore because he's anti-Bush, we're following Michael Moore because he talks the truth to us. Moore's willing to tell us things we're not seeing in t he newspaper." On October 8, Moore appeared in Milwaukee on his 68-city tour that included the Milwaukee Theatre as its 17th stop. Moore commented gratefully on the roar of applause he received after walking out on the stage as, "The warmest welcome he'd received, yet, on this tour." In his speech, Moore talked in reference to one of the issues that Semenas brought up, the media. Moore had this to say about the media and its coverage of the War on Terror in Iraq, "The media collectively decided not to do their job. They should have been asking the questions that you and 1 don't get to ask, the job that you and I depend on them to do. They spent the months leading up to the war flying American flags all over the TV screen, not asking the hard questions, and not demanding the evidence for the weapons of mass destruction. They, in my opinion, are as responsible for the war as Bush." Another issue Moore discussed, which also came up in the panel discussion held at UW-Parkside the night before, was his depiction of the American soldiers in his film. A student in the audience of the UW-Parkside discussion raised the question of why Moore included scenes in his film that did not portray the American soldiers favorably. Moore addressed this point in his own speech by saying, "I'm the one that gave them [the American soldiers] their voice. The soldiers on the streets of Baghdad were allowed for the first time to tell their experiences of Iraq because they won't show them on the evening news." There was quite a high number of Bush supporters that turned out for the UW-Parkside discussion, charging Moore with unfairly representing President Bush in his film and accusing Moore of taking cheap shots at the President's state of emotional vulnerability. Moore had this to say about the Republicans' response to his film that has caused quite a lot of controversy, "The right wingers have made like seven documentaries in the last month attacking me. That's ok, it just shows their total level of fear and frustration that "Fahrenheit 9/11" has really put them through." In his closing, Moore had this to say about his film, "You should not have to pay S8 or $9 to go to the movie theater to learn information they [the government] should've given you for free." What you choose to do with the information Moore has revealed in "Fahrenheit 9/11" is up to you as a viewer. Whether you agree or disagree with Moore's viewpoint, the main point that Moore wants to get across is that we should all take an active role in our government and allow ourselves to question everything it poses to us, not stopping until we feel we have been told the whole truth. The most important thing we can do to accomplish that is get out and vote on November 2, and know that we tried to do our best as citizens of this countiy. STUDENT DAYS! 27lh 28th 2 Haunt Sp€cial ' - Wed7-ll ^ Th u 7-11 Frf 7-1 2 S a t 6 - [ 2 ZOMBIE ZONE, , 6 1 0 ion-? 3D FEAR FACTORY^' Oct 2 I-24 >tate Fail" Pari - Gate 4 f ha unlfei twi .torn f -• £. FTAUIJL www. ri3iintlf.uwi.tom Save $ 5.00 with Student ID Fear Phone; l-414-282-4 3 S6 4 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 New ASPEN Program Targets Advocacy, Education to Prevent Sexual Assault On UWP Campus BY NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR Officer Marlene Schlecht of the UW-Parkside campus police force can talk for hours about the problem of sexual assault. Her desk is cluttered with US Department of Justice reports, statistics, and advocacy and referral service pamphlets. Her enthusiasm sparkles, though, when she talks about the measures that are being taken against campus sexual assault under the new ASPEN (Advocates Supporting Parkside and Educating for Nonviolence) program. Campus reports from the Clery Act show that two sexual assaults were reported from January to December of 2003. That is a decrease from recent years, however most studies figure that only 10 percent of all campus sexual assault is ever reported. Schlecht confirmed this, saying, "Unfortunately, victims of sexual assault will tend to blame themselves, as if there's nothing YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Advertise wrtti The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ ads@yahoo.com to report." Police Chief Michael Marzion added, "Many of the offenders may not even realize that they're committing sexual assault. The real project here isn't arresting rapists, it's educating to prevent this from happening. Most people - victims as well as perpetrators - don't realize what defines rape." The state of Wisconsin's Act 177 Section 940.225 defines sexual assault as sexual contact made without consent, the ability to consent, or is coerced by threat of violence or intoxicants. For instance, one assault that occurred last year consisted of a young man putting his hand down a woman's shirt. This qualifies as fourth degree sexual assault. He faces criminal as well as university prosecution. Since the two governments are independent of one another, it is not a case of double jeopardy. Overwhelmingly, women tend to be the victims of sexual assault and men the perpetrators. However, it's important to note that while one in three women are predicted to experience sexual assault at some point in their fives, one in six men are also victims. Nearly half of all female victims experience sexual assault while they are in college, and in 90 percent of these cases, the victim and the perpetrator know one another. Half of all reported offenses of college women occur in a date setting. "Acquaintance rape and date rape are our biggest concern," Schlecht said. "That's why it's so important to educate students and faculty. We all remember hearing 'stranger danger' as kids and thinking that we should be afraid of a shadowing figure jumping out at us in a dark alley. But that's just not true. We need to be aware of the people we know." Most instances of sexual assault on UW-Parkside's campus are directly related with the abuse of alcohol. "Victims of sexual assault might tend to think that it's their fault because they were drunk. That's not an excuse for a rapist, though. It's not the victim's fault, ever. It's the fault of whoever is violating and disrespecting someone's body," said Schfect. Marzion expressed his feelings about the issue poignantly, "In my opinion, there seems to be one group that is really empowered to stop this crime and that's men, because men are generally the perpetrators of this crime." Schlecht agreed, saying, "Some men think that a woman fighting back is somehow part of'the game.' It's not. It's part of rape." And unfortunately rape and other forms of sexual assault are not unthinkable possibilities on UW-Parkside's campus. "Part of the ASPEN program," Marzion said, "and probably the biggest part, is educating the community not only aboui what rape and sexual assault are, but what the long-term effects are on both the victim and the perpetrator." ASPEN is an expanded version of what used to be Surviving Sexual Assault, a program of the Parkside Violence Prevention Project, which is funded by a grant from the US Department of Justice. The focus of the ASPEN program is largely educational. Aside from public education activities, like tabling and hosting seminars, the program organizes sexual assault advocates. In previous years, SSA has organized and trained between 40 and 50 volunteer advocates. Consisting of students, faculty and staff", advocates act in a variety of capacities, from assisting victims with anonymously reporting the crime, to helping them through difficult investigation or court procedures, or helping victims communicate with their friends and family. Schlecht and Marzion both emphasized that the role of the advocate was "To empower the victim and help them become a survivor." Working in coalition with students, faculty, staff, and organizations - such as Peer Health Educators and The Women's Center - as well as offcampus support services, campus police are devoted to increasing community awareness about this issue, as well as about domestic abuse and stalking, the latter of which has been an increasingly common phenomenon. "A lot of what we've been getting lately are reports of Internet stalking, and it's usually after a break up," Schlecht said. "[Being an advocate] is a really rewarding experience," said Marzion. "It's unfortunate that so few men take any interest in it. Sometimes talking to a police officer or a person who seems like an authority figure can be ... difficult. It helps to have trained advocates that are just concerned citizens there. Being an advocate is really one of the best things that anyone could do. Especially men." Schlecht recommends that everybody come. "They can get a better understanding of the issue, and maybe they can help someone - a person they know, a friendora family member-who has been victimized become a survivor." She reinforced that the structure of ASPEN and advocate training is nonhierarchical. "Nobody is there to define power relationships. When we're in that room talking about these issues, it's not teachers, students and officers. All of those roles fade away. We're just people who are concerned about stopping sexual assault." Everyone in the UW-Parkside community is invited to attend the ASPEN training session, which will take place on November 6 from 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Interested students, faculty, and staff can register by calling the Health Center at campus extension 2366. The training is free and lunch will be provided. The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Teri Jacobson • • • • • Vote Tuesday, November 2nd Authorized and Paid for by Friends of Teri Jacobson, Joe Doksus, Treasurer Spend the New Year In Ghana BY AMBER TAYLOR Professor Lillian Trager, director of International Studies, and James Stills, professor of sociology at Gateway Technical College, will lead the fourth annual Study Tour to Ghana from December 28, to January 15,2005. This two and a half week trip includes visits to cultural, artistic, and historic sites throughout the country of West Africa. The study tour and class is open to all UW-Parkside students, Gateway Technical College students, and residents of the community. The $3300 includes airfare from Chicago O'Hare Airport to Accra, Ghana; local travel; accommodations and meals; in-country lectures and tours; health insurance and visa. All participants attending the trip are expected to attend an eightweek course. Students must register for three credits in the Winterim, International Studies 390 or Sociology/ Anthropology 390 at Parkside or for Independent Study at Gateway Technical College. Classes take place Wednesday evenings beginning October 27- December 8, from 7-8:45 p.m. This two and a half week trip begins in Accra, the capital of Ghana. Throughout the trip students will have lectures and demonstrations by Ghanaian professors, performers, and artists. Trip is limited to only 19 participants. For further information and permission to register, contact Lillian Trager, Tallent Hall 180. Kenosha County Treasurer Experienced Responsible Innovative Qualified People First... Not Politics Teri worked with taxpayers to reduce the number of delinquent properties on the tax roll. Teri has established new practices to better protect Kenosha County's finances. Teri has worked with other County departments to provide better access to public records. Teri has helped to reduce the cost of government by utilizing technology. The Tribal Judges Assocation Confrence on October 14 and 15 was here training for lCWA(lndian Child Weifare Act). The conferences were sponsored by the Wisconsin Supreme Court. The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Haunted Tunnels Offer Students a Frighteningly Good Time On Campus BY NATALIE STOLLENWERK This Halloween, UW-Parkside students will not have to venture far from campus to get a good scare. This year the Parkside Activities Board (PBA), the Residence Hall Association (RHA) and the Parkside Association of Wargamers (PAW), will be hosting a haunted house event called the Haunted Tunnels. The Haunted Tunnels will be making its frightening debut on October 27, and again October 28, in Molinaro Hall from 7-10 p.m. Students who dare to attend the hair-raising Haunted Tunnels will enter on the main floor of Molinaro Hall and then take the elevator down to the spine-chilling tunnels below where they will be lead through a horrifying maze that will let them out in the Den. Due to the "terror-iffic" turnout at last year's Haunted Hallways event, which took place in the Ranger Hall and was put on by the RHA, the special events coordinator of PAB, Kristy Radspinner, thought it would be great to get more organizations in on this Halloween festivity and make it even more enjoyable for this year's brave attendees. "1 mainly was attempting to find more co-sponsors for this event as PAB was interested in putting this event on with the collaboration of multiple groups to involve a variety of people and to be sure we would be putting on an excellent event." Preparing for such a "spooktacular" event takes a lot of time and hard work. Radspinner welcomes anyone who is interested in helping make the tunnels an even more frightening success to contact her. "We are all working very hard toward making this event the best it can be, and in doing so, can always use more help. We need volunteers to dress up and scare people in the tunnels, help set up within the tunnels and to provide creative ideas. Anyone is welcome to help out and if they contact me, 1 w ill be sure to get them in touch with the organization that is in need of assistance." The Haunted Tunnels event is free to attend but Radspinner said that a donation of canned goods at the door would truly be appreciated by all of the participating organizations. For more information about the tunnels or even if you are just interested in joining the Parkside Activities Board (PAB), please feel free to contact Kristy Radspinner via her email address at, radsp000@,uwp.edu. Foreign Film Night The Magdalene Sisters October 27 • 9 p.m. Mullans riveting sophomore feature travels four decades hack in time. It's an era when girls who stray are condemned to involuntary servitude at commercial laundries run by merciless Sisters of Mercy. The idea behind these Magdalene Asylums is that poor living conditions, inadequate food and hard work, seven long days a week, equals atonement for sins. The young women feel caught between Catholic guilt and the suspicion they've done nothing to deserve such inhumane treatment. Student Foreign Film Series Sponsored by die Student Center & Foreign Film Series Union Cinema Free Admission Concessions will be open! Dude, Where's My Professor? BY TAL GOLDWATER and MOLLY MEIER On October 11, students who were supposed to be starting what is called a weekend college course got a big surprise. The professor listed on the course syllabus was Professor Wang; however, after a five minute speech lie walked out of class. Students were left waiting in the classroom, while another professor was supposed to show up and teach the class. Wang, who is a tenured professor at UW-Parkside, has been here since 1994 and is said to have had good reason to left the class. He is quoted as saying, "I feel the department chair unfairly assigned me to teach Introduction to Sociology as a weekend course." He also said the specific reasons for not teaching the class were that "the department is only required to teach three courses for the weekend college the entire year and I am already teaching one." Wang said, "In 1997 the executive committee decided that it is a departmental responsibility after 1 p ointed out as well as other faculty members that there are structural problems assigning one individual member to teach weekend college without compensation." Upon further discussion with Wang he said, "Sociology 101 isn't even a weekend course. Weekend courses are designed for upper level courses, not introductory courses which every professor is eligible to teach." What does the sociology department think about Wang's actions? The department says that the issue is still under litigation, and they could not provide any further information. As for the Sociology 101, Associate Lecturer, Professor RogerOhr will teach it so the students will not be affected by what happened Monday night. This case is one of the first cases that a professor walked out of class in UW-Parkside history. As for Wang, he has not heard anything from the department about the incident. Pick up a brochure at the Information Center, International Studies, Residence Life or Student Activities 7 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Debates Make Good Television, Limited Discourse BY: NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR Where's reality TV when you really need it? October 13 marked the close of the "official" presidential debates between challenger John Kerry and incumbent George Bush at Arizona State University. During the previous two weeks, the US media has pummeled citizens with access to major news sources with sound-bites and "post-game analysis." One almost expected John Madden to give a play by play, complete with a tangle of action lines, arrows and other geometric representations, amid the meticulous and rigorous rules of engagement agreed upon by the respective Bush and Kerry campaign companies in their "Memorandum of Understanding." Prior to the debates themselves. Commission on Presidential Debates co-chairman Frank Fahrenkoph thanked sponsors American Airlines, Continental Airlines and Anheuser- Bush. The Commission is privately, not federally, subsidized. Moderator Bob Schiefer sat with his back to the audience, noting beforehand that, "people are having debate parties like they were Super Bowl parties." Kerry and Bush stood behind podiums placed stage right and stage left, respectively, beneath a huge eagle that carried in its beak a banner reading, "Ike Union and The Constitution Forever." Both wore red ties. The plot of their final debate, intended to focus on domestic affairs, seemed to follow that of a Wimbledon Cup finals match. Bush accused Kerry of having an "inconsistent" Senate record on just about every policy issue that was brought up, using "bait and switch" campaign promises, and being unfit to defend the United States against a ubiquitous "terrorist menace." Kerry accused Bush of "lying to the American people," missing the opportunity to catch Osama bin Laden, and isolating the US from it's global neighbors. Kerry waved off the accusations of inconsistency as instances of crossing the party lines, while Bush maintained that national defense requires "firm resolve." Both candidates claim to be very faithful men, and congratulated each other's wives and parenting abilities. They also "think every human life is precious," and vow to" kill the terrorists." There are some inconsistencies, to say the least. In other news, the alternative parties debate received virtually zero media coverage in southeast Wisconsin, aside from one hour of broadcast on C-SPAN. Held at Cornell University on October 10, Constitution, Green, Socialist and Libertarian Party presidential candidates were seated on the stage as they fielded questions from Cornell students. It seems that Ralph Nader can't get an invite anywhere. While Bush and Kerry both took their respective Republican and Democrat perspectives on the social spending topics of job development, minimum wage, health care, social security and education, neither of them touched on an issue that was prominent in the alternative parties debate - that of the election system itself. Alternative parties are pointing to archaic ballot systems as one possible cause of both low-voter turnout, and a strictly bimodal distribution of Republican and Democrat support on the presidential ticket. One proposed remedy for the "wasted-vote" syndrome many self-identified moderates encounter in choosing what many consider to be lesser of two evils was a commitment to the concept of republican democracy. This would entail informing oneself of all candidates, their parties and platforms, as well as each candidate's particular stance on policy issue; citizens would then vote for the candidate who best represents them. Under current practices, the Alternative Party candidates say citizens are either voting against the party or candidate they oppose, or they are not voting at all. On a more revolutionary note, candidates also suggested that state elections commissions consider altemativeballotsystems, such as Instant Runoff Voting. Under the IRV system, voters designate their first, second and third preferences for candidates. While this system might increase vote distribution more equitably among a wider selection of party-supported and independent candidates, it doesn't seem as if it would do much for increasing voter turnout substantially. Meredith McGhee, executive director of the Alliance for Better Campaigns, seemed to agree. "We need a more robust and more competitive election system," she said. "The federal election committee seems like it's designed to do nothing." Readers can find the all three Bush- Kerry debates, as well as the Cheney- Edwards and alternative parties debates archived at www.c-span.org. Additional information and analysis can be found at The Institute for Public Integrity's well as www.factcheck.org. m a Chiropractic. 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Studies show that households earning less than 25 K per year are the biggest gamblers; i.e., ones that basically can't afford to lose it in the first place. Because the casino pays zero (yes, ZERO) in taxes, the money is zapped from the cycle — leaving all areas of small business suffering in a domino effect. The holes are many, and they're everywhere. On top of this, the future casino is being modeled after a casino operation in New London, Connecticut called the Mohegan Sun. The Menominee tribe has already received $3.1 million from the Mohegan tribe, in efforts to get the ball rolling in Kenosha and the Mohegans are expected to take over when finally established. Not good, and you'll see why. In a "learn from their mistakes"-type deal, two Kenosha County Supervisors were directed to visit and report their findings on the effect the Mohegan Sun has had on it's host and surrounding communities. They found some frightening statistics, ones we will most definitely see as well. New London County reports these increases since the Mohegan Sun's arrival: 34% - Narcotic Arrests 30% - Calls for Police Service 22% -911 Emergency Calls: 61% - Arrests for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) 104% - Speeding Offenses 350 % - Prostitution Arrests The report quotes Sgt. Powers, a Resident State Trooper from Connecticut, citing increases in vehicular traffic, money laundering, embezzlement, forgeries, drug traffic, and financially related suicides. For Kenosha's Chief of Police, Dan Wade, actually looking into the issue of crime and the statistics proved too difficultatask. He and Kenosha District Attorney Bob Jambois. probably should've done their homework, considering their eager endorsement of the casino project in a recent media address. And what's scarier are those with influential rank who simply ignore the obvious costs for their own benefit; could be those darn dollar signs blinding them. Fun fact time: Did you know the D.A.'s wife, Beverly Jambois, just happens to be in charge of the "Yes Jobs, Yes Casino" campaign? Maybe wifey's paycheck is the reason for his "thumbs up." Sketchy, sketchy. I feel a Bob Dylan quote coming on... "Money doesn't talk, it swears," and we all have a price if I'm not mistaken. Casinos, like money, breed corruption — it's common knowledge. Our community leaders might like the fact that these Indian tribes are legally allowed to contribute to political campaigns. Back in 2002, Jim Doyle received a whopping $725,000 to use in his campaign for governor. Doyle announced generous deals with Indian casinos shortly after elected, even though his entire political career showed opposition togamblingexpansion. Give me $725,000 and I'd probably begin to see things your way, too. This worries Milwaukee County's District Attorney, Michael McCann, who originally came to Wisconsin for it's reputable and clean government. "The sum of money that went into the governor's race should have been a wake-up call," states McCann, "they can do the same thing on a local level." The dirty deals are plenty with this thing, and the social costs of a casino are incredibly high. Kenosha residents, clearly playing underdog to the milliondollar Mohegans, are funding the "Vote No" campaign. F ve based my reasoning on loads of research and fact, and it's all flashing "SHADY DEAL". My advice for the next week? An uneducated vote is far worse than no vote at all, so give the Bush/Kerry/Nader talk a rest, and take five minutes to learn about what's going on in your own backyard. Student Debate Tuesday, October 26 Noon, Upper Main Place Sponsored by The Ranger News and 101.7 FM WIPZ 9 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Rugby Team Making Progress Despite Pair of Losses... BY: RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor On October 2, the UW-Parkside Rugby Team played at UW-Eau Claire and lost 52-39. "It was a fantastic match until the final eight minute's," said Assistant Coach Todd Streeter. UW-Parkside had a lead for 68 minutes. John Hubbard scored two tries for UW-Parkside, one off of a stolen kickoff. "He came close to scoring on another attempt, too," said Streeter. UW-Parkside's Kevin Schanke, the outside center, also scored on his first attempt ever. On October 9, the team played an experienced Wisconsin Men's Rugby Club team and came up short, 53-27. "We out worked them in many aspects of the game, but we had key turnovers when we were close to scoring and we missed too many tackles," said Streeter. Veteran forwards John Hubbard, Andy Stein, and Matt Hasenbush all played very well. "Freshman Tony Kardelis scored his first collegiate try, and the back-line, while young, played a spirited match. Newcomer, Ken Knapp, playing in his first rugby match ever, showed a great grasp of the game as he had many successful kicks and chases," said Streeter. Lukas Bower also had another great game at scrumhaif and scored twice! The Ranger's aren't holding their heads down now either. "With over half of the team rookies or freshman, match play, especially against men's club teams is crucial and what some of our guys lack in experience they have more than made up for in tenacity, heart, and fearlessness," said Streeter. The Ranger's play at the Milwaukee Harlequins on October 16. Keep up the good work guys! Coach Fabiano Guiding Women's Soccer Team in Right Direction Lady Rangers set to defend Great Lakes Valley Conference Title and gain NCAA bid BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Head Coach, Troy Fabiano, was the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) coach of the year in 2003 after the team won its first ever GLVC title and obtained its first NCAA tournament bid, both of which were firsts in UW-Parkside's history in the women's soccer program. The Rangers are currently ranked number two in their region and 15th in the nation. Fabiano, in his seventh season as head coach, inherited a squad that had a 5-11 record and over the past three seasons has an impressive record of 48-8-8 and enjoyed a .805 winning percentage. "Our girls need to be recognized from where they've come from, it says a lot for the players we've brought in, our administration, our athletic department, and our coaching staff," said Fabiano. He is a native Kenosha son and attended Bradford High School where he earned a scholarship to play soccer and went on to earn his degree at Robert Morris College, which is a Division I school. Fabiano might have gotten his passion for soccer from his father, who had a successful career coaching soccer for 20 vears at Kenosha Bradford and Kenosha Tremper High Schools. His only losing season as the head coach of UW-Parkside was his first year, but ever since Fabiano headed up his recruiting he has led the Lady Rangers to five straight winning seasons and has attracted national attention. After just one season, Fabiano took over the reigns and led the team to the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) Final Four in 2000 and on to the league championship game in 2001 (17-2 record) prior to winning the GLVC in 2003. So when asked if there is now more pressure on the team or less, Fabiano said, "The pressure has intensified since our success. Teams are gunning for us.' Coach Fabiano said that this year s focus is on the defensive side of the ball. Fabiano says that senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, senior /fefen<fer. Steohanie Strauss, and MEN'S SOCCER TEAM WINS 400th GAME IN PROGRAM HISTORY! On Friday, October 14, the UWParkside Men's Soccer Team won its 400lh game in the program's history by beating the Kentucky Wesley an Panthers, 10-0, in a Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) contest at Wood Road Field. The Rangers did so quite handily and nine different players scored goals to lead a balanced scoring attack. Sophomore midfielder, Bill Haga, scored twice for the Rangers who are now 11-2-1 overall and 6-1-1 in the GLVC. The Rangers led 3-0 at the half. The Rangers had 17 shots on goal while the Panthers had just two. Freshman goalkeeper, Victor Perez, and sophomore goalkeeper, Mickey joy, who is coming back from an injury that he suffered on the second day of practice this season, both saw time defending the net and combined efforts for the shutout. senior midfielder, Linsey Griffitts, are keys to helping UW-Parkside defensively. "We need them and our other returning players to show the 13 freshman what this program is all about, which is that we're competing for a conference championship. We need our experienced players to teach our younger players," said Fabiano. As for the freshman stepping up this season, Fabiano said, "Some of them have. Out of 27 goals that we've scored, 20 of them have been by freshman." Freshman midfielder, Tamara Buntrock, and freshman forward, Laura Eide, have contributed in a big way this season. "Playing at the Story continued on page 10 10 The Ranger News October 23,2004 www.fordvehicles.com/collegegrad Here's the deal: one price, no haggling, cash in your pocket for more important things! This "student discount" offers substantial savings on new Foto Motor Company vehicles based on set prices established by Ford's Employee Purchase P lan. There's no catch - it's a unique offer, exclusive to select schools like yours. Save even more when you apply the current national in centives available on the vehicle you select. The best part? You get what you expect. The style and features you want No-hassle dealer experience. A payment that's easy on your wallet and lifestyle. get there! Po i (it. Click. Save Story continued from page 9 collegiate level connects the players to the same goals and they must adjust to the team concept. This is a team effort and it is about doing the little things," said Fabiano. Among the players who contribute to this on a regular basis is Stephanie Strauss, a senior sweeper. "She definitely covers a lot of ground out there," said Fabiano. As for senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, she is having yet another terrific season. "Our freshman are scoring goals and our upperclassmen are not giving any goals up," stated Fabiano. When asked if the competition is playing up to the same level as last season, Fabiano said, "There are no easy games in this conference." The Ranger News wanted to know what Fabiano's team was like during their practices. The coach grinned and said, "They are somewhat consistent and sometimes not. They're like a chameleon. We are trying to figure out our chemistry as we go." When asked what he would like to see his student-athletes to get out of their experience here at UW-Parkside, Fabiano said firmly, "I want them to succeed in the classroom and on the field." For the past 5-6 years, the women's soccer teams have had an impressive GPA of 3.0. As for Samantha Sosnay, a former soccer player at UW-Parkside and one of the team's two assistant coaches, Fabiano had this to say, "Sam relates to the girls well and works with them a lot. She does a lot of paper work on and off of the field, too." Vlatko Minic, a veteran assistant coach on the team, focuses on coaching defense. "He is easy to relate to and he helps to close bridges between players," said Fabiano. Fabiano said that it is nice to have trustworthy assistants. The Ranger News wishes the team the best of luck for the remainder of this season, which looks like GLVC Tournament play and possibly a bid into the NCAA Tournament. There is still a chance that the Lady Rangers will be hosting the GLVC Tournament and a portion or the entire NCAA Tournament here at Wood Road Field. Stay tuned for more! Discover What the Sports Activities Center Has to Offer BY HEATHER TODD Do you know what the big building is on the south side of campus? Heard it's a gymnasium, but never visited? Well, that enormous structure is the Sports and Activities Center, but is better known as the SAC. A majority of students around campus seem to be unaware of all that the SAC has to offer. For those students involved in organized sports and events, the SAC is home away from home. For those of you who are not aware of what else the SAC has to offer students, here are some of the things that you have been missing. Racquetball, volleyball, basketball and badminton courts can be used by simply reserving them. There are two racquetball courts and there is no cost for rackets. The balls cost $1 and can be purchased at the information desk, which is loc ated on the south side of the SAC. Volleyball and badminton courts can set up in advance to save time, and the nets double as tennis nets. Several different basketball courts are available in the fieldhouse. To reserve a court for any of these sports, students simply need to stop by or call for a reservation. Feel free to shoot baskets anytime that there is not a class in session. Basketballs can be checked out, or students can bring their own. Many people like to walk around the courts for exercise, too. There is also Ping-Pong. There is a public weight room located on the south end of the building next to the visitor's entrance. It contains all thebasics for an indoor cardiovascular workout and the essentials for weight training. A larger weight room with a greater variety of equipment is located on the second floor; however, it requires the user to enroll in certain classes or sign up for a membership by paying a small fee. The pool is another great way to exercise. Students can enroll in swimming classes or just take a swim. Fall intramural activities begin in the third week of October. These include volleyball, racquetball, basketball, ping-pong, as well as many others. All skill levels are welcomed. There is also a wide variety of spoiling events being held on campus, including men's and women's soccer, women's volleyball, men's cross-country/ track and field, women's cross country, men's and women's basketball, rugby and golf. Each season hosts new players to come out and cheer for. There is some pretty intense competition. For convenience, students and visitors can enter the SAC through the north or south entrance. The north side is within walking distance of the Communication Arts Building and Main Place. In the evenings, the south side entrance is the primary entrance. A Ranger Card ensures free admission. Students gain free admission into any UW-Parkside sporting event by showing their Ranger Card, too. With all of these amenities and more available just a tew hundred feet away, UW-Parkside is providing a great way to get out. So get some of your friends together and go see what the SAC has to offer. Take a break from your studies and start moving before the cold months set in. You can reserve racquetball courts at 595-2159 and to check the pool hours, which change weekly, call 595-2780. 11 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Klips' Desire to Win is Contagious BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor Rick Kilps, head coach of the UWParkside Men's Soccer Team, detests losing. Coming into this season, Kilps has a lifetime record of 285-97-24. He ranks fourth all-time in NCAA Division II in wins. He has coached 19 nationally ranked UW-Parkside teams that have made 20 post-season appearances. His teams have never had a losing season. Currently, the men's soccer team is ranked second regionally and is 16th nationally. On October 8, the team won its 400th victory in program history! Kilps began his collegiate coaching career at Aurora College and remained there for five seasons before coming back to UW-Parkside. He was a Ranger soccer player from 1971-1974 and an assistant coach in 1975. He earned his undergraduate degree from UW-Parkside and a master's degree of education from Bowling Green University. Kilps served as an assistant coach and assistant trainer while at Bowling Green University. Coach Kilps is a certified athletic trainer and was the head trainer at UW-Parkside for 15 years, but left that position about five years ago. Kilps has taught a variety of classes in his years at UWParkside, and is currently t e a c h i n g two courses; orientation to coaching and cross training. In the classroom, a r ema r k a b l e 98 percent of Kilps players have earned a degree. In 13 of the last 14 semesters, his teams have a collective GPA of 3.0. Coach Kilps, an associate professor of education, said that he has many players that have gone on to successful careers, including: mi orthopedic surgeon, attorney, physician, professor of medical biophysics, a "He's the same person I knew when I first met him. He knew how to teach, he knew how to relate to young people and he did it all with a passion, with ethics, and he always had his priorities straight. He's got the whole package." Bob Gansler, Head Coach, Kansas City Wizards & Coach Kilps' Mentor bakery owner, a President/CEO, a police officer, a vice president of commercial banking, a prosthetist/ orthotist, admissions counselor, and more than one coach. Kilp's said, "I think we're taking larger steps. We're going in the right direction." He said winning the games that are decided by one goal is very important. The Ranger's record is 5-1 in those games this season. As for team goals are concerned, Kilps said," 1t hink number one is to be the best that we can be. We vvant to win the conference and advance to the NCAA Tournament and advance as far as we can. I th ink that's always your goal-- to be the best that you can be." On the second day of practice this year, the Rangers suffered what seemed to be a big setback, as sophomore goalkeeper, Mickey Joy, was injured. That was the unknown element for the Rangers coming into this season. Kilps had no other options, which meant that freshman, Victor Perez, would start and he has been outstanding. He was the GLVC Player of the Week earlier this season. "The piece fit perfectly. Victor has performed admirably and he will be the first one to tell you that our defenders work very hard to keep the opponents away from our goal." The best way to describe the team's overall attitude is that they want to win. "It's a hard working bunch of kids and they get along well," said Kilps. "Our goal is to have a complete game, meaning that we will work on both sides of the ball. We play well on both sides," exclaimed Kilps. The Ranger's rookies are a talented group and are contributing well to the team. The experienced players are determined to win. They work very hard. Kilps said, "There is something special to leave college on a team that is successful. Our seniors feel good about the direction that we're going in. They have given us leadership. The juniors are coming together; but they have been tossed into the fire. They are finding themselves and are developing well because they realize that they'll be seniors soon. Reality hits and these kids realize that they have to take the next step." He said that the team is constantly Working to get on the same page, but that it is difficult and that it's hard to be perfect. "We'll continue to work in that direction. I don't ^P5, heac* think you're really ever there. Everyday we'll get closer and closer. If we're there now, it's too early," Kilps continued. The Rangers have a chance to be in the position to host a portion of or the entire NCAA Tournament if they finish number one in the region at Wood Road Field this season as well. They accomplished this three or four years ago. Kilps wants to see his players get a degree, become good citizens, and good employees first and foremost. "1 would like to see each of the players give something back in some way to the game of soccer. 1 want them to look back on good memories and at all of the good teams they've played against. I want them to have enjoyed it and hopefully even have a good memory of me," continued Kilps. He also said that being on the team is 1 ike having a second family. The large group of alumni that comes to games on a regular basis characterizes this. These individuals still care about what is happening in the men's soccer program. There is a friendship commodity that speaks loudly surrounding this program. Kilps said that Assistant Head Coach, Jason Zitzke, Goalkeeper Specialist, Dan Tredo, and current UW-Parkside graduate student, Ame Berez, a native of Hamburg, Germany, help him coach of Parkside's Men's Soccer Team tremendously in preparingthe team. "It's good to have younger, fresher coaches. They're closer to the player's age. They help in understanding the player's needs better. They help in of fering a different perspective to the'players. My jokes are old and it is good for the players to hear some new ones! A head coach has to delegate and let the assistants do their thing. I can't hold them back. The team needs to hear ideas through different vehicles. That is what a head coach is supposed to do - surround himself with good quality people. I g ive them a lot of responsibility. However, I do feel the responsibility of being the one in charge," said Kilps. If there were one thing that Kilps could change about his life, what would it be? "1 think I've wondered if I put a s much physical time, effort, thought, energy, and concern into something that would have benefited me personally in another job, that I co uld have been a wealthier person. However, I don't know if I'd be happier or enjoy it," said the coach. As for his biggest accomplishment as a coach, Kilps said, "Looking at the fist of players who graduated and seeing their success and how each became a respectable person is my biggest accomplishment. It's not about winning any one game, it's the big picture." 12 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Sports Shots to get cloudy, dark, and rainy. The bad weather intensified as the game went on, but it was not enough to dampen the spirits of this team! Editors Note: GLVC stands for Great Lakes Valley Conference, which is the conference, which the men and women's soccer and the women's volleyball team play in. Including UW-Parkside, there are 11 teams in the GLVC. Any team records given in Sports Shots are those that were current at the time, as The Ranger News prints on a bi-weekly basis. We do our best to update them as frequently as possible. Gorski Selected as Player of the Week in GLVC Women's Soccer Junior defender, Lisa Gorski, was named as the GLVC Player of the Week recently. Gorski helped the Lady Rangers defense in not giving up a goal in two shutout victories. She also scored a game-winning goal against the Lewis Flyers on £ penalty kick and scored two more scores in that game. Congratulations, Lisa! 15th Ranked Women's Soccer Team Tops SIU- Ed wardsville in Downpour On October I. the Lady Rangers defeated GLVC opponent, SIUEdwardsville, by the final score of, 2- 0. UW-Parkside controlled the tempo of this match in the first half, and at the 40:10 mark freshman midfielder, Tamara Buntrock, got the scoring going with a shot to the back of the net to make it 1-0. Later in the first half, freshman midfielder, Charissa Weiher, added a goal to make it 2-0. That is all the team needed to secure the victory. UW-Parkside had four shots on goal, while the Cougars had none. Senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, earned the shutout, which included a wonderful save with just 12:52 left. After the second half started, it began Men's Golf Takes Fourth in Invitational UW-Parkside finished fourth in the 12 team Bay Valley Intercollegiate Invitational at Saginaw, Mich., with a score of609. The team was just 8 points behind champion Ferris State. Corey Sell led UW-Parkside. He tied for fifth place with a 149. Matt Gilliand finished at 151 and Nathan Young at 154. Women's Cross Country "B" Team Earns Win at West All is Led by Christine Tagliaferri's fourth place finish, the UW-Parkside Women's "B" Cross Country Team took first place at the eight-team Wisconsin Lutheran Warrior Invitational. Tagliaferri ran the 5,060 meters in 21:31. Other UWParkside finishers include Mel Bublitz at 21:45, Jasmine Brooks with a time of 22:09 (llthplace), and LaToya Henry with a mark of 22:35 (13thplace). Tommerup Assists Men's Soccer Team in GLVC Win against Rivermen Junior defender, Ben Tommerup, helped lead the Rangers to a narrow 2- 1 win at GLVC opponent Missouri-St. Louis. Early into the match, Tommerup was credited with an assist on Alen Osmanovic'sgoal.Osmanovicisajunior forward. Later, Tommerup dribbled the ball down field beating three defenders and his attempt hit the post setting up Joe Hnath's goal, which was the game winner. UW-Parkside held the lead over the final eight minutes to improve their record in GLVC play to 4-1-1 and their overall record to 9-2-1. Ask Dave The Ranger News had another opportunity to sit down with UWParkside fs Athletic Director, Dave Williams, to ask him some questions regarding upcoming athletic events and issues in the world of collegiate athletics here on campus. Here's what Dave had to say: Q: Why are the hours of the SAC what they are? A: liWe tried to meet student demand. Student demand so far since this building has been open is that it should be open until 10 p.m. This is what they asked for a year ago. We used to be open until 9 p.m. ihe SUFAC Committee, a couple of years ago, thought that there was a need to have the building open until 10 p.m. and that is why we're open until 10 p.m. at this time. If we don't have planned activities in here until then, the place starts to clear out right about 10 p.m. So we don't think staying open past 10 p.m. is very smart. Ihe other side, in the mornings, we're not convinced that there are many students who want us to open earlier than 7 a.m. If there are a bunch of students who want to workout at 6 a.m. so they can get to that first class by 8 a.m., I'd like to know about it so we can meet that demand. There are a number of faculty that might like this, but the faculty has to pay extra for this building, Ihere would have to be a good number of faculty members that would want the building open at 6 am. in order for us to do it. It costs us about $35 an hour to open up one hour earlier". You can e-mail Dave Williams at david. williams@uwp.cdu if you carc to voice your opinion on this matter. Q: Since the Men and Women's Soccer Teams are having such great seasons, do they have the potential to make the GLVC Tournament or NCAA Tournament this season? A: 'The first step of post-season play is the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) Tournament, so ailer the regular season is played, the lop six teams in the league qualify for the GLVC Tournament. Then the teams play to a championship and the number one and two seeds get byes (first week oft). Then number three seed plays the number six seed, four plays five and they bring ail the other four teams to one site. We actually have a chance of hosting that tournament on the women's side as they take the number one seed, which is where ihe women are close to (tied for first) and therefore they will get to host the GLVC Tournament here on campus. Also, the men's soccer team (in second place) has an outside chance at hosting the men's GLVC Tournament. After that, the second step of the post-season is the NCAA Tournament. With the NCAA Tournament, Division IT is based on regional play and there are eight different regions in both men and women's soccer. In the women's side, they actually lake the best 32 teams in the country, which works out to be four teams in each region, but in the men's division, they only take 24 teams. So they take less men s teams than women's teams. They take three teams from the men's rankings and four teams from each region in ihe women's. There are 28 teams in the region and right now, the men are ranked number two, and the women are ranked number two as well. We play the regular season out and then the conference tournament. From there, they re-rank the teams based on a system that the NCAA uses and they lake the top three teams from the men and the top four teams from the women's. Those teams are then sent to the NCAA Division II Tournament, which is equivalent of ihe Final Four in the NCAA Basketball Tournament that you see on TV, only it's soccer. Whatever team is ranked first in the region has a shot at hosting the NCAA Tournament or a portion of it. It happened about three to four years ago in men's soccer. This is a unique and exciting position for us to be in." 13 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 UWP Sports Standings GLVC Women's Soccer Standings GLVC Men's Soccer Standings ms or wcroDer i d. As of October 12 GLVC GLVC Win Loss Tie Pet. 1 Win Loss Tie Pet. H. Kentucky 7 1 0 0.875 SlU-Edwardsvilie 6 0 1 0.885 UW-Parkside 6 1 0 0.857 UW-Parkside 5 1 1 0.786 SlU-Edwardsvilie 6 1 0 0.857 Lewis 4 1 2 0.714 Saint Joseph's 4 3 1 0.563 N. Kentucky 5 31 2 1. 1 ' 0.688 Missouri-St. Louis 3 3 1 0.500 Quincy 5 2 1 0.688 Indianapolis 3 3 1 0.500 Indianapolis 3 3 / 1 ' 0.500 Bellarmine 3 4 0 0.429 Missouri-St. Louis 2 4 1 0.357 S. Indiana 3 4 0 0.429 Bellarmine 2 • 4 1 0.357 Qulncy fi;11ll 5 2 0.250 Saint Joseph's 2 5 1 0.313 Kentucky i 6 0 0.143 S. Indiana 1 6 0 0.179 Wesleyan Kentucky 0 7 0 0.000 Lewis 0 6 1 0.071 Wesieyan Women's Soccer Team Ranked #2 in Region an #15 in Nation Men's Soccer Team Ranked #2 in Region an #16 in Nation GLVC Women's Voileybail Standings As of October 12 YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Advertise with The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ ads@yahoo.com GLVC Region Overall Win Loss Pet. Win Loss Pet. Win Loss Pet. Indianapolis 8 0 1.000 8 3 0.727 16 ; 7 0.696 SiU-Edwardsviiie 7 1 0.875 9 2 0.818 16 5 0.762 S. Indiana 7 ggj • ijj|§J! 0.875 8 4 0.667 13 5 0.722 N. Kentucky 5 3 0.625 7 7 0.500 12 8 0.600 Saint Joseph's ! i-c 3 0.625 I|6 J; 6 0.500 10 14 0.417 Lewis 4 5 0.444 6 7 0.462 11 8 0.579 Quincy 3 5 0.375 6 6 0.500 7 11 14 0.333 Missouri-St. Louis 3 5 0.375 4 5 0.444 7 10 0.412 UW-Parkside 2 11 1 0.222 4 12 0.250 7 14 0.333 Bellarmine 1 7 0.125 1 7 0.125 2 11 0.154 Kentucky 0 8 0.000 0 l|p 0.000 ; r J 17 0.056 Wesieyan Midnight Madness a Hit Sammy Kromm shoots a lay-up during the Rangers' first official On Friday, October 15, the UW-Parkside men's and women's basketball teams held their first official practice of the season. More than 100 students and families filled the stands at Desimone Gymnasium at the SAC to get a fresh look at the players and coaches. The event, called Midnight Madness, was part of the Hot Hot Hot Fiesta Weekend. Contests were held for audience members for the chance to win t-shirts and tickets to see the Rangers take on UW-Madison in November. Children who showed up before Midnight Madness began were able to get advice on shooting hoops from the players. The men's first official game of the season is on November 15 at Hillsdale, and the women begin on November 16 here against Olivet Nazarene. 14 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Entertainment Left With The Leaves BY A A ROM WENSEL One year later, I don't feel any different. Elliott died with the leaves last year and left us grieving through the cold winter, made even colder without him. It's fail again, and even the warmth of the leaves doesn't make me smile. It's kind of like Elliott, he gave us so much happiness before he left us to go home to oblivion. ''You only live a day but it's brilliant anyway," he used to sing of the butterflies, and like them, he was beautiful. In th e song, "No Name #1," he sang "Leave alone, 'cos you know you don't belong here." Maybe that's where he will finally fit in, heaven. Elliott continues, " ...when I go don't you follow me," asking people who love him to stay behind after he has left. Thinking of Elliott Smith's death just leaves me with a sad emptiness, as his tender voice and fragile guitar playing slip away. 1 write this with a heavy heart, I co uldn't convince you of how much his music meant to me and many others. Elliott sang of his sadness, and in doing so, eased our pain. "No one's gonna fool around with us," he sang in "Angeles," and who could argue with him. Elliott could muster more strength in a whisper than any one I ever met could strain to shout. On October 21, one year has passed. His death - that of one of the most humbly talented musicians to ever grace our ears - well, it's still hard to believe. Unfortunately, most of you aren't familiar with Elliott Smith's music. He did the film score for "Good Will Hunting," so if you saw that, you heard him. Or you may remember his performance on the Academy Awards, Elliott in an all white suit, which now seems eerily angelic. His best albums are his first three with less production and interference from producers and record executives, entitled: "Roman Candle," "Elliott Smith," and "Either/Or." His favorite part of music was melody and he had a great sense for it. A natural gift, that gave his songs a sing song melody that you can whistle to. You'll find that his songs relate to people of our age, or anyone who's alive. Breakups with his girlfriend and band played a part in the way his lyrics are. He sings of how he doesn't fit in with the everyday church crowd, singing, "Church bells, and now I'm awake, and I guess it must be some kind of holiday. But! can't seem to join in with the celebration." He also shows strength in spite of his loneliness. In some of his strongest lyrics, he retaliates to a lost love, "What a shitty thing to say. Did you really mean it? You never said a word to me, about what passed between us, so now I'm leaving you alone. You can do what ever the hell you want to." And don't begin to believe Elliott is just some bitter loner, he writes plenty that'll make you smile. I particularly love when he sings in "Say Yes," "I'm in love with the world, through the eyes of a girl, who's still around the morning after." Elliott Smith is loved by people for being so real. When he took his life last year on that dreary day in October, many mourned him, their fallen hero. Many loved him because he was that strong voice they couldn't find, that voice that told people off in place of the silence they couldn't break. Elliott's words gave confidence to those who lacked it and comfort to those who couldn't relate to the outside world. Elliott Smith is the voice of the quiet and isolated around the world. Check out his last album, entitled From a Basement On a Hill, was 99% finished at the time of his death; it's coming out October 19th. If you don't like him or can't relate to his words, then youjust don't understand. Tid Bits Duuude. Former high school classmates of Richard Linklater, director of cult classic "Dazed and Confused," have filed a lawsuit claiming the director did not ask permission to create characters based on their likenesses. All three, now in professional jobs, say they're tired of people constantly assuming that they take illegal drugs. (AP) Banned from Urban Oufjfters!! (seriously!) John Fosler-Keddie graduated from Yale before starting VintageVantage.com, a t-shirt company, and agrees that the irony was lost on many people. "Anybody who takes offense to this takes themselves way too seriously," He's giving the "Voting Is For Old People" shirt away FREE to anyone who promises to send in a picture of themselves wearing it on November 2nd, outside the polls. He'll be posting the photos on his site, asking only that you pay shipping because the shirts are in such high demand. (John Keddie-Foster gets a thumbs up.) Eww. Thomas Remo, a 50 year-old Texas man, is facing felony charges for posing as a gynecological doctor. Before being busted in an undercover sting, Remo advertised his "services" in the local paper - and gave unsusupecting Dallas women breast examinations and pap smears from his make-shift office in a self-storage facility. (TheSmokingGun.com) wmm, CXP 15 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Events 10/23 Deftones - The Rave 10/24 R. Kelly & J ay-Z - Bradley Center 10/27 Atreyu, The Bled, The Used - The Rave Wilco - Orpheum Theatre 10/28 G. Love & Special Sauce, Northstar, Straylight Run, Hot Rod Circuit - The Rave 10/29 BEN KWELLER - House of Biues The Starting Line, Yellowcard - Riviera Theatre 10/30 BOB DYLAN - CARTHAGE COLLEGE Atreyu, Deat To Fall, Since By Man - House of Blues Catch 22, Jackass (the band) - The Bottom Lounge 10/31 Retard -O- Bot - Hattrix/ Kenosha Wilco - Auditorium Theatre 11/02 insane Clown Posse - Mogjeska Theatre Mae, Simple Plan, Plain White T's - The Rave "Rock The Vote" - UW Tears For Fears, Dirty Vegas - Vic Theatre 11/03 Van Halen - Bradley Center Gin Blossoms - Potowatomi Casino Black Eyed Peas - Loyola University WEAKERTHANS - Logan Square Auditorium The Donnas, The Von Bondies - Metro 1T/05 Bad Religion, Rise Agains*t - T•h e Rave Women's Center Up and Running, Film Series Attendance Low BY NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR Recent administrative changes have kept the Women's Center from being as active this semester as organizers would've hoped, according to the center's Volunteer Coordinator Haiti Stewart. Rest assured, however, that the Center's activities will be taking a turn from what Stewart called the "dance competition and jewelry sale" brand of women's issues that have pervaded Women's Center activity in the past to a more active engagement with the student body in the planning and execution of events. "There have been a lot of misconceptions about what we're trying to do. The Women's Center is not an anti-male institution. We're not 19th Century feminists arguing for separate divisions of labor. We're just working towards gender equity," Stewart said. While coordinators are currently working with campus administration and the student body to decide what the concerns of campus women are, Kate Bieringer has got a program up and running. The "Reel Women Film Series" began on September 16 with "Kill Bill 2," and since then has shown "The Prince & Me," "Against the Ropes" and "Honey." Bieringer, along with other Women's Center coordinators, hopes that students will use the films as a springboard for talking about concerns central to women's rights. Unfortunately, Bieringer says, attendance has not been as high as she would have hoped. She's not sure whether the 5 p.m. and 9 p.m. Thursday show times are the reason. It's sure not the free admission. "It seems like everyone's got a 6 p.m. class. And after that, they just want to go home and go to bed," the firsttime film series coordinator said. She's hoping that more students will contact the women's center regarding the series, as well as about other volunteer opportunities. Figure ear Entertainment Editor, iha rutest bov on campus will be there! I'm iave a problem. I'm going to o Halloween party and the cutest boy on ca p ^ kjnd) q evil (the'kind'with1 massive^eavage)' or the ££ naughty school gir. (does "Baby One More me" still excite boys?). I c an't decide! Please help! gned- Suzie College Girl h, yes. The "but this is my only day to dresstea and > a halloween party may prove unf°mfort°% f"h* bought her vinyl nurse costume at Hot Topic) ou'll end up making out with your h didn.t even pother to dress-up. Plus, thanks so evened with boobs and such To unique and creative costume, one that required months of planning and many trips to Menards. Does thbeute boy love America? Craft a Ford truck costume - a 'Calvin peeing on a Chevy symbol decol will be a perfectly inexpensive touch! Have you coj™d(yred dressing up like a pregnant girl with pink eye? Or how about an interesting filing cabinet? Rest assured you II be the only one, and the boys will go wild! I ve provtded slightly unfinished figures: Asvou can see, Figure 1 gi rl is ha ving no fun. On the other hand Figure 2 (Bad haircut girl) is having a blast. Compliment the Bad-Haircut-Girl getup with scissors or a purse d of prescription pill bottles - it's your best last-minute costume option! Have a fantastic Halloween! Love Katie 16 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Sneak Preview: "The Magdalene Sisters" BY: NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR On October 27 is the free student showing of "The Magdalene Sisters" at 9 p.m. Another free showing for students will be on October 31 at 5 p.m. Yep, that's right, Halloween. Undeniably suspenseful, the film couldn't rightfully be described as anything less than true horror. The story of the Magdalene Asylums, throughout Ireland, saw it's most prominent years between 1970 and 1996, during which it "saved" over 30,000 women. The movie follows the lives of three young women, Margaret, Bemadette and Rose (played by Anne- Marie Duff, Nora-Jane Noone and Dorothy Duffy, respectively). They were accused of sin by the Catholic community for being raped, leered at by young pubescent boys, and having a child out of wedlock, "The Magdalene Sisters" takes a brutally honest series of pictures of die inner workings of a cruel institution and its effects on the mental health of the inmates. One of the more poignant moments in the film occurs when the much-tried and easily deceived Crispina (Eileen Walsh) realizes the way that a priest has manipulated her faith. She stands in a crowd of churchgoers shouting at a naked priest covered in rashes. (It's a long story that's better seen than told.) For a good two minutes, all the audience hears is, "You're not a man of God!" ad infinitum. Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of the film is not the most immediate. It is bad enough that the sado-masochistic tragedy of the Magdalene Laundry is a believable and recent historical reality. What's worse is the truth that we're still left with: Contemporaiy discourse still vilifies women with an arsenal of inappropriate and disrespectful sexual stereotypes, albeit in a more convoluted and de-politicized method. Again, students can see the film for free on October 27 at 9 p.m. and October 31 at 5 p.m. Communism's Obsolescence in "Goodbye, Lenin" "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know. - John Keats BY NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR The Parkside Foreign Film Series showcased German Director Wolfgang Becker's feature film "Goodbye, Lenin!" from October 8-10. Using the narrative vehicle of a small postnuclear- family unit, Becker deals with complex and volatile issues such as media's relationship to political ideology, memory and truthfulness. The story revolves around a young television repair and installation technician named Alex (played by Daniel Bruhl) living in East Germany with his mother Christiane (Katrin Sab), sister Ariane (Maria Simon) and baby niece, as Western capitalist influences contribute to the deflation of the Berlin Wall. -ust prior to the fail of the Wall, Alex's proletarian-interest driven mother suffers a heart attack and falls into a coma. When she recovers, the Wall has fallen and doctors warn Alex that the slightest stress could cause her to have another attack. In order to preserve his mother's life, Alex embarks on a series of comical yet touching falsifications, going so far as to have his aspiring film-maker coworker cook up fake news broadcasts. In the later third of the film, the powerful bronze figure of Vladimir Lenin, with outstretched hand, is hoisted by helicopter over and past an understandably confused Christiane. We see in her eyes a tender vulnerability that replaces the socialist comrade she had once been as an iconic myth floats past her, seemingly weightless. If only history were so simple. While "Goodbye, Lenin!" takes place in such a turbulent period in German history, the framework that Becker presents it in allows a foreign audience to find the common h u m a n elements of family, young r o m a n c e and death to identify with. "Osama" Offers Arab Perspective BY NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR Siddiq Barmak's film "Osama" offers a stark glimpse at the totalitarian nature of religious fundamentalism. By foregrounding the relationships drawn between gender, freedom, and economic hardship, "Osama" gives audiences a painful but necessary experience of Taliban rule in Afghanistan. While following the theme popularized with Shakespeare's "A Comedy of Errors" -that of a woman acting as a man - Barmak's "Osama" delves into a contemporary portrayal of the Taliban's attempt to edify a national consciousness subservient to its beliefs, and its effects on the life of a pre-teen Muslim girl. The film, which played in the Union Cinema from September 29 to October 3, followed a young girl (played by Marina Golbahari) as her widowed mother (Zubaida Sahar) struggles to provide for her daughter and mother after losing her job as a doctor. As the Taliban will not allow women to travel unaccompanied, it becomes increasingly difficult to survive. The grandmother, through the use of the metaphor of a rainbow, cuts the child's hair in order to pass her off as a boy. AH parties involve recognize the danger involved in such deceptions, but cannot deny their dire economic situation. Throughout the film we see women who carry burkas to cover themselves when Taliban forces are present. We're also shown the stressful tactics that nonfundamentalist citizens undertake in order to attempt living a "normal" life; for instance, we see in one scene a wedding party that gets broken up by Taliban agents. Before they arrive, a lookout announces their presence and the wedding party disguises itself immediately as a funeral. "Osama" doesn't ever take a position on US intervention in the Middle East. While US audiences will be tempted to read various ideological justifications into it, the film only gives the relative truth - That the subjugation of women under male rule leaves more than half of a society powerless to survive. One image that recurs throughout the film is that of the lock and key. When a group of female protesters are captured by Taliban forces and corralled into a cage, the lock is turned by a gun-wielding soldier. Later in the film, Osama's life is spared when she is married, against her will, to a Taliban-supporting Mullah. Again, the lock plays a central figure here — allowing her to choose which lock will be hers. The irony is painful, but Barmak succeeds in focusing on the futility of a life that is not self-determined. Due to a grant from the Foreign Film Festival Committee, chaired by Economics professor Norman Cloutier, students will soon be able to rent a copy of this film from the Library. The next film scheduled to appear at the time of publication will be "The Magdalene Sisters," from October 27-31. Wednesday 9 p.m. and Sunday 5 p.m. showings of all the film series' showings are free to students who present their Ranger Card at the door. Students are also allowed one guest. 17 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 F^STDO^C S Mouth BY HENRY GASKINS The problem with the invasion of privacy begins when an authority figure loses trust in the people he/she is supposed to be protecting. The US Constitution prohibits the government from interfering with a person's right to remain silent, to consult with an attorney, and to be free from unreasonable searches and seizures. I believe our forefathers included this in the Bill of Rights because it is important for the public to be free of government, and have the government work for the people instead of against them. One reason some people do not like police officers is because they feel the police are constantly suspecting people, always on the lookout for any wrong doing. "But I hav e nothing to hide! So who cares?!" Liking police or not, it gives me the creeps when I feel like any sort of government is looking over my shoulder - Big Brother, as it were. Aside from government and wrongdoings in general, people don't need to be in other people's business. I have certain things I will never share with anybody, because 1 don't want him or her to know, it's for me, and me alone. For instance, I hav e a notebook - several actually - and often 1 take walks late at night and scribble thoughts in the notebook. My thoughts aren't anything extraordinary or anything, but personal none the less. When I'm standing on a street corner at midnight writing and a police car turns the corner, I feel like all eyes are on me. I've heard of people keeping records of drugs they traffic in notebooks or whatever, and 1 often wonder if the police may suspect me of this. Or maybe they suspect me of plotting some kind of crime in my notebook, taking notes in preparation of the big heist. Or maybe I'm just paranoid. Either way, nobody is looking in my notebook, because it is private and I do n't want anyone to see what 1 write in there. 1 believe the government should trust me with my notes, even if I look like a freak under a pale full moon on a random street corner at midnight. "What about the mother that finds marijuana in her son's or daughter's sock drawer?" That's a tough situation, but I'd probably ask the mother the same thing the child would: Why were you searching the sock drawer? And if the mother had a reason, such as missing money or a drastic change in behavior, I would hope she would come right out and explain it and have a long talk with her child. But if the child has maintained behavior and is acting responsibly with no reason for the parent to search them, I think they have every right to be upset because it would be obvious the parent doesn't trust them. Children - and adults - need privacy and time to figure things out for themselves while they live and grow. The fourth amendment guarantees us privacy, but with vague terms like "terrorist" and the pleasantly named USA PATRIOT Act, who knows how long it will last? Privacy Vs. Surveilance BY PRESTON BROWN In the world we live in today, the risk of theft, damage, or attack is greater then ever and appropriately, our civilization has adjusted. Wc also live in a society that values privacy as much as it values safety, so what are we to do/ Well it seems that every time you go to a gas station or the store, you arc constantly being filmed. Somebody is watching us through his or her eye in the sky and we call him, "Big Brother." Now although "he" gets a lot of flack, 1 think there are many points that can be too easily dismissed. When civilization expands, it has to expand in all directions or else there will be a gap or curve in the social system. As technology gets better and assressors get smarter, we must find new ways to protect ourselves. For example, although it isn't exactly pleasant being filmed while I pu mp gas, I can appreciate the level of security those cameras provide. Stores with cameras have a far less chance of being robbed, just as a parking lot under video surveillance is a less attractive den for muggers. I don't mind being watched at a store, because I know that those cameras that are searching for thieves are helping to keep the prices down in the stores that watching over. If t here is nothing to hide, then 1 wonder what all the 1 uss is about? It's not like we have a surveillance system that tracks people in the bathrooms or in our bedrooms, or anywhere near our personal lives at all. Surveillance cameras arc only set up in places that arc designed lor public use, or private commerce. How could this possibly bother people? It's not like people are watching tapes of me picking my nose, or doing something else embarrassing. No, I'm sure that for the most part, these videos arc not being seen at all. If people want to complain about privacy issues due to the Patriot Act. then that's one thing, but when I he ar about folks gelling worked up over security cameras, well that's just different all together. If you aren t doing something that you are not supposed to, then what is the most a camera will see? I think the most a camera will see is people acting like ordinarypeople, not rock stars or super models, just ordinary people. It seems to me that people get upset when they see themselves on a camera, like when you hear yourself on tape for the first lime and ask yourself, "Do I really sound like that?" Because we don't look cool! Otherwise, the most you have for an argument on the opposition is a crybaby complaint that is aiming its sites at a perfect world thai doesn't exist where wc shouldn't need such things and where everybody has an unlimited amount of privacy as well as everything else. RIDICULOUS. Security cameras arc like scalbclls, they both inlnngc on our freedoms a little bit, but in t he end serve us to a greater good, namely safely. "From the Donkey's Mouth" Is not intended to have a political connotation. The writers each take different sides of any particular argument whether they agree or not. and defend their side as best as possible. Suggestions _ for future arguments are always accepted. Please send ideas or feedb to ranaernews@uwp.edu. VicUo Garner 3 & Buy, Trade, P|ay Hours Mon - Thurs: 9am - 9pm Fri and Sat: 9am - Midnight Sun: 10am - 8pm The next level for Video Gamers is HERE!!! 5901 75 Street Kenosha. At the corner of Hwy 50 and 60th Ave in Speedway Plaza Buy Games!!! Trade Games!!! Rent Games!!! Xbox - PS2 - GameCube - GameBoy Advance - PC Video Games Cubed not only sells and rents games... They also have 4 state of the art video game rooms!!! Play video games on a 150" High Definition Screen!!! Digital Surround Sound and Leather Reclining Rumble Chairs!!! Up to 16 people can play at a time!!! j 3 FREE Rentals With a new membership j Limit one coupon per household Can not be combined with any other offer. Duplication of this coupon is fraud. 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Call for group discounts. Information/ Reservations 1-800-648-4849 or vvvvw.ststravcl.com. "'Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center 637-8323 ATTENTION UW-Parkside social organizations. Searching for a professional DJ company that can accommodate your next entertainment event, while operating within your budget costs? Contact:djlinkmme@yahoo.com. Dates are being booked now! Police Beat Risky Business. Ranger Hall. 9:31 p.m. Citations were issued for underage drinking. Smokin'in the boys'room. 12:14 p.m. Officers were dispatched to University Apartments for a report of damage to a bathroom. Your sh*tgot ganked! Union Parking Lot. 6 p.m. items were reported missing from a vehicle without permission. You 're no good, you 're no good, you 're no good... Tallcnt Hall. 2:37 p.m. A check was returned for insufficient funds. ... Baby you 're no good. Tallcnt Hall. 2:37 p.m. A check was returned for insufficient funds. I always feel like, somebody's watching me.' MOLN/WYLL. 6:34 p.m. Officers received a report of a male following two female students. Oooh, that smell! 10:11 p.m. Officers were dispatched to Ranger Hall for a smell of marijuana. Who would've thunk it? 11:58 a.m. Union Lot. A student reported items missing from her unlocked vehicle without permission. Smokey finally caught up with The Bandit. Outer Loop Road. 1:26 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 4Imph in a 25mph zone. Hell's Angels. UA Motorcycle parking area. 5:53 p.m. Officers received a report of vandalism to a motorcycle The boozehounds return. Ranger Hail. 12:04 a.m. Citations were issued for •jrt. 4T*ruP n.nvpu* . VOTER'S SELF DEFENSE '''• Jfc » ^wrrlirai rt ffbfTii&ri *rr jf iPiirfiiflf"'(—. .-.'.v.-:.,, ... TlMi ?. A \ X& / & prsgraset *§&si Inesses am tte ways wis prmkemt mmse&res from the litedfa mauipufatiii cawpaipiiitBtp ma§mt ofgctMms. IfeAmsrfay, October im UMMSwaK S&sstwstJfce*wiiies * Ml. underage drinking and alcohol in public. Slow down Tito, damn! Outer i.oop Rd/CTII JR. 8:43 a.m. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 46mph in a 25mph zone. I got to keep on movmOuter 1 ,oop Rd/CTI 1 JR. 9:09 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper slop at a stop sign. Elvis is in the building! Union Bridge. 10 am. Officers were dispatched for a report of a female who felt faint. Female was transported to Kenosha Memorial I iospital. Break!n'the taw, breakm'tke law! Outer Loop RD/CTI I JR. 3:36 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to fasten seatbeit Flag! Illegal play an the field Outer loop Rd/CTI i JR. 3:42 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for non-registration of a motor vehicle. Big bang baby, it's a crash, crash, crash! STH 31/CTH E. 7:46 am. Kenosha County Sheriff requested assistance with a traffic accident. Break yourself! Outer Loop Rd/CTH G. 12:26 a.m. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 45mph in a 25mph zone. Avon colling. Union Parking Lot. 2:30 pun. Officers found flyers on several vehicles in the Union Lot. What was I Bunking? Ranger Hall. 12:41 am. Several citations were issued for underage drinking. A mcd unit was called to transport a subject to hospital. Data collected by Natalie Stollenwerk Written & Created by the Satirical Writers Guild VOLUME *Get Out The Vote' Campaign Countered By * Keep Vote Inside' Campaign With the presidential election less than two months away and the country more politically polarized than it has been in years. "Get Out The Vote" movements have been sprouting up all over the nation, especially on college campuses. Young people (18-24) arc statistically one of the least likely demographics to vote in a presidential election, but these drives hope to change that. Parkside's own "Get Out The Vote" campaign, called the New Voters Project, has been working feverishly for weeks, registering a countless number of students to participate in this year's election. The purpose of the campaign is not only to register new, young voters, says NVP director Luscious Cromwell, but ultimately to gain the attention ol' politicians who largely ignore the issues of young people. "They don't pay attention to us because we don't vote,' says Cromwell. "Old people vote in droves -- mostly because they don't have much else to do - and politicians payattention to them for that. Seriously, my grandfather's hobbies include lawn management, aging, and voting. We need to get the young people involved in politics so the politicians will get involved with young people... in a non-sexual kind of way" NVP, however, has run inio some unexpected competition. Their "Get Out The Vote" drive has been countered by a new "Keep Your Vote Inside" drive, spearheaded by a group called Young People For More Of The Same. The group's leader. Kip Turner, says that Y.P.F.M.O.T.S. is about getting active in urging young people to not gel active, and keep their voice unheard. Registering lots of new, younger voters, he says, throws off the natural order of society. "Young people were never meant to be voting in the percentages that the New Voters Project is aiming for," says Turner. "Fifty percent? Sixty percent? We're supposed to be an apathetic age group. Y.P.F.M.O.T.S. is simply trying to maintain an image that young people have had for generations." Turner says the real danger is what will happen if young people become more involved. "Our organization is about stability. If young people start voting in record numbers, we'll be expected to act more responsibly in other facets of society, too. I don 't, know about you, but I'm not ready to move out of my parents' basement just yet. I just got the furniture arranged they way I want it. It creates a nice comfort zone. Our anti-voting drive is about keeping our generation in an apathetic comfort zone." NVP director Cromwell scoff's at the anti-voting drive. "It's ridiculous and shouldn't be taken seriously," says Cromwell. "I doubt they've convinced anyone." Y.P.F.M.O.T.S. leader Kip Turner, however, assures The Stale that they've turned heads. "No, we haven't gotten any signatures yet, and, yeah, our club is really just me and my buddy, but I think people are wanning up to us. College kids keep hearing that they should do this and they should do that, i feel like I'm being should to death." Vin Diesel Aside, Vin Diesel Kicks Ass Undecided Voters Should Hurry The Hell Up Already John Kerry Eats Hot Dog, No Ketchup George Foreman Grills Used As Currency Parkside Violates U.N. Treaty, Sanctions Imposed Last week, U.N. inspectors finished their periodic tour of U.W. Parkside, and yesterday, they issued their report on the matter. The document includes a 47 page list of human rights abases, W.M.I), violations, and several other categories of offenses. A major complaint seemed to be the proliferation of wheeled backpacks. The report states: "...these insidious torture devices are utilized at irregular intervals of time to chip away at the sanity of the locals. They are typically used when large crowds are present, to maximize their effects, hut uncertainty is sustained by having the possibility of a rolling backpack at any time..." The report also mentions that several of the inspectors succumbed to the powerful psychological effects of these devices before couniermeasures were instituted. Another complaint was that a massive amount of the budget is devoted to worthless "public" projects which most sec as a monument to the ruling aristocracy. In response to these and other offenses, the U.N. has allocated 300 billion of humanitarian aid over the next twenty years to be doled out by the ruling aristocracy. Hopes arc high in the U.N. that these measures will be sufficient. Martha Stewart Reign Of Terror Ends Style guru Martha Stewart reported to prison in Aldcrson, West Virginia on Friday, ending a reign of terror that has plagued the nation for more than a decade. Stewart, founder and CEO of Martha Stewart Living Omnimcdia Inc., was indicted in June of 2003 for obstruction of justice and securities fraud. "This was a brutal regime," said prosecutor Bcrnic Whipple. "This was a woman who, metaphorically, raped and pillaged the minds of women all over this country. She has become destructive to the masses — a weapon if you will." Arriving at her home early Friday, police found Stewart hiding in a spider hole which she had dug in her front lawn. Upon entering the underground hidey-hole, authorities noted the decorum to follow largely an Egyptian theme. "I would say it was more Old Kingdom Egypt," said investigator Johnny Grant. "I saw some designs reminiscent of Giza and the Funerary Complex of Djoscr. lots of pyramidal motifs. There was a bit of New Kingdom Egypt as well ~ some Akhenaten. some Hatshepsut. It all flowed very well and really held the spider hole together." Stewart will serve five months in the federal prison camp for her suspicious sale of stock in bioiech firm fmClone Systems Inc.. but is expected to return to her position at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia Inc. upon completing her sentence. Burger King Employee To Wipe Smirk Off Face Of McDonald's Employee GHRMANTOWN, WIS - George Km, fry cook at a local Burger King in Gcrmantown, Wisconsin, is seriously considering walking over to the competing McDonald's across the street and wiping the smirk off their fry cook's face. It's a thought he's had many times before, but recent events have brought this fast food competition to a boil. "I was taking out the grease bucket one night," said Ern. "Their fry guy was doing the same. Over at McDonald's, they apparently have really nice grease buckets, but you didn't hear that from tnc. He looked down at my old dirty bucket with its broken handle, and he had this real smug look on his face. T just wanted to kick his ass," said Em, his eyes narrowed. Ern was angered, but he let it go, thinking it was simply a random confrontation. Recently, however. Ern says that a number of McDonald's employees, dressed in their civilian clothes, came over to Burger King to order lunch. The McDonald's employees could be heard giggling and snickering as they ordered items like "Whimpers" and "ang-ass burgers." When the order was rung up, the McDonald's employees complained that they weren't "getting it their way." 'That part angered me the most," says Ern. "You know, sometimes we might accidentally drop onion rings into your fry orders, but wc always do it your way. Those bastards know it. We take that very seriously around here. Wc don't joke about that crap." The confrontations continued through the week. McDonald's employees used the Burger King rcstrooms, writing "Burger King sucks!" in McDonald's ketchup. Km instantly identified it as McDonald's ketchup because of its unique taste. "Their ketchup has a langy sweetness to it — everyone in the business knows that." Km regularly sits Outside Burger King these days, staring at the McDonald's restaurant across the street. "What's with those stupid playgrounds? We're here to feed you not play with your kids," says Em. "It's just — wait, here comes someone. Oh, he's going to dump the grease bucket. Lets see if he looks. He's looking. Yeah, smile while you can, stupid ass. iH be over soon to wipe that smile off your face. That's right, walk away, bitch." Do you want to write for us? Feel the ultimate power that only a college publication can bring you? We have superior cloven hooves. Do you? You don't? And how's that working out for you? Join us. lhestafe__swg@yahoo. com PARKING JOB OF THE MONTH 2004 DEBATE COVERAGE Cheney Demands 'No Mirrors, Natural Light' Rule For VP Debate CLEVELAND, OH - Hie first presidential debate between incumbent president George W. Bush and Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts was highly criticized for the elaborate set of rules laid out by the candidates in advance. Critics of the rules say it makes the debate less about issues and more about appearances. The vice presidential debate between incumbent VP Dick Cheney and Senator John Edwards of North Carolina last week involved similar rules, but also included rules submitted by Cheney which bordered on bizarre. Cheney submitted a mysterious request weeks in advance asking that there be no mirrors allowed in the debate hall at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland. Tn a lett er to the Commission on Presidential Debates, Cheney emphasized that there could not be any "highly reflective surfaces of any kind." Bush- Cheney campaign headquarters labeled the request a "self-esteem issue." Also in the letter, the vice president demanded that the hall "contain no natural light," and "no light sources which could emit any kind of U V (ultra violet] light," citing his delicate skin condition. Further demands included prohibiting the use of sharpened pencils, religious paraphernalia, and odorous vegetation. The vice president was unavailable forcomment as of this morning. 60% Of Americans Wish Debates Involved Some Kind Of Weapon The latest polls show that less than half of the American population are tuning into the presidential debates. The question is. why? In a recent study, researchers found that most Americans view the debates as either boring or even pointless. Yes. the debates address subjects that are pertinent to the American public, but they lack excitement. One solution given by researchers is the inclusion of a "combat session." The study shows that nearly 60% of Americans believe the debates would be more interesting if they involved some kind of weapon. "1 think weapons would prove to us that they're really fighting for the issues," says Tom Gatty, registered voter in Wisconsin. "Because they actually are fighting for the issues." As the study proposes, these sessions would include two separate racks of various weapons, one on each side of the stage. The weapons area would include, but not be limited to, nunchakus, spears, sword and shield combos, maccs, baseball bats, rubber mallets, and other various implements of destruction. The weapon racks, however, would not include firearms, as these combat sessions are not meant to end in death, but rather showcase a candidate's hand-to-hand combat skills. The study's coordinator. Reed Fletcher, says this combat session would provide voters with a sort of "reference point" when election time comes around. "This idea is not so far fetched," says Fletcher. "Remember, this is how ancient societies 'chose' their leaders." Teen Openly Disregards Seatbelt Laws Michael Cowans, 18 of Somcrs, displayed open disregard for Wisconsin state seatbelt laws last Wednesday. The violation occurred while Cowans and several friends were cn route to University of Wisconsin-Parksidc's Disc Golf course. As of press lime, when contacted for comment, Michael Cowans could not be reached. His best friend, Tim Van De Bogart, 17, reported that, "[Michael] not only refused to put on the seatbelt, but spoke out loudly against the seatbelt laws for most of the car ride." Cowans had apparently cited several reasons for his blatant disregard of the seatbelt laws, including his desire to "stick it to the Man," and the fact that the seatbelt in question was uncomfortable and often gave him a rash. Cowans' "steady girlfriend," Jessica Lorcnz, 17, was present during the crime and feels that this violation is just one more way in which he tries to, "rebel against the system." In a press conference held the following Friday, she told reporters, "Mikcy is always breaking the rules, always sticking it to the Man. While I don't necessarily agree with his motives, I gu ess I support him and will continue to support him throughout this ordeal. Sure, it may be a bit immature, but I gu ess that's what 1 love about him." According to sources close to Michael, this was not an isolated incident. Lorcnz and Van De Bogart both agree that the recent disregard for the seatbelt laws is not unlike Cowans' past exploits, which include loitering violations and several instances of J-walking. "This is just like when he wore his baseball hat to school last year," !x>renz explained. "You know he does it just to get attention and seem 'different,' but eventually he'll get sick of rebelling against the seatbelt laws and will find some other minor law to break." Over the weekend. The Slate headquarters received an anonymous tip insinuating that Cowans "wears his seatbelt religiously while driving alone, but only disregards the seatbelt laws when driving with friends and family." A hidden camera investigation is currently being launched to get to the bottom of this story, and The State will keep readers updated on all the latest developments. Mohammed Ali Not Allowed On Airplane Yesterday, as Mohammed Ali attempted to board a commercial jetliner, he was denied access by airport security. Apparently his name set off flags with the newly installed anti-terrorism software used by security screeners. Henry Morgan, chief of the security detail, said, "Basically, he's black and Muslim, so we knew he had to be up to something." His assistant also said, "He was acting all jittery. I knew I recognized his name from somewhere, and then it hit me - he was one of the original 9-11 hijackers." after a short pause, he added, "at least I'm pretty sure that's where ! heard it from." Security experts pointed out that Ali "had it coming." His past would seem to support this statement. During the Vietnam War, he publicly declared that he would not serve in the military if drafted. Anti-terror expert Karl Peters said, "It is clear to any student of history that Ali was trying to save himself for his time of holy jihad." Also, officials pointed out that, when searched, Ali was carrying a fingernail clipper. For those not familiar with this weapon, it has not one. but two blades, and is commonly agreed by security experts to be a preferred weapon of terrorists. A Brief Word For The Not-Too-Terribly-Bright Here's the thing. The State isn't what most would consider oh, what's the word? - real. While we do deal with real-life people, places, and events, the quotes and stories included in this publication are purely fictional. If you knew this already, kudos to you. citizen. If not... well, college isn't necessarily for everyone. THE STATE Editor-in- Chief Andrew McDonald Editor Jon Siehlik Writers Andrew McDonald John Pagac Erik Skoglund Jon Stehlik Emily Wood Advisor Dean Karpowicz ; Special Thanks Ranger News Big A1 Vampire Cheney Magnetism Big O ;):§ LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear Editors of The Stare, I'm glad to see you guys are finally getting some recognition for your fine comedic skills. But I've just noticed (laws of time and space not withstanding) that you arc now within the pages of The Ranger News. Don't get me wrong, I think it's good that you guys arc getting out of your mothers' basements, but to leech off of the Ranger like that? Seems a bit low. It's unfortunate that you would risk the reputation of the school's official paper just for your own personal glory. Have you no shame? I gue ss the world really hasn't changed after September 11th. To think that people will stoop so low just for a few mediocre jokes. You, sir, sicken me. Sincerely, Henry Gaskins Editor-in-Chief, The Ranger News To Whom It May Concent, When i he ard thai your publication was being included within the pages of The Ranger News, T must admit that T wept openly. These were, however, not tears of joy. Far from it. I weep for the sad future of satire that will undoubtedly come from this. Having read past issues of The Slate, 1 can say with some certainty that today is a dark day for UW Parksidc, for this country, and indeed the world. You call yourselves the Satirical Writers Guild, but there's nothing funny about this. The word "satire" doesn't quite fit. "Filth" seems far more appropriate. Again, this is wrong. 1 only hope that we're able to look our children square in the eyas when wc tell them that wc allowed this to happen. Until then, be sure to go out and purchase Master and Commander, starring mc, Russell Crowe, now on DVD. Unleash hell! Sincerely, Russell Crowe Actor/ Street Fighter Questions? Comments? Anonymous death threats? Queries concerning witchcraft? Contact us at... thestate_swg@yahoo.com POINT ' CROSSFIRI it COUNTERPOINT 0 This President's Policies Are Dangerous For Future Generations By Dwight Le Tableau Assistant to the Assistant Manager, Gas W Go T „ p|l| I Have The Ability To Control Magnetic Fields By Bob Wcrkowski Quality Control Technician, Keebler Ever since George W. Bush look office it's been once hazardous policy after another. We're looking at a pitiful job market, environmental protection standards have been rolled back, the federal deficit is the largest it's been in the history of America, and our bullying approach to foreign relations leaves us vulnerable to terrorist attacks. This president's policies are flat-out dangerous. But while we living today certainly feel their negative effects, the children of our future will undoubtedly be left with a crippled country. Imagine a child growing up in a post-George W. Bush era. rhey go to school — one of the only left standing in their city -- hoping to get the new textbooks they were promised. These textbooks arc said to have pictures of real trees, something these children are unfamiliar with. The last tree would die in captivity before many of them were born. On the way home from Cheney Elementary, they arc escorted by soldiers, because the police state they live in doesn't allow anyone to walk the streets unwatched. They arrive at their shanty in Sector 17 and arc greeted by their mutant parents. The fallout from World War 3 has given their father an extra arm, while their mother has no arms at all. They constantly bicker about it. 'Maybe, if you're good," the mother says, "we'll get a new shanty for Ashcroft Day." The children cry at the thought of Ashcroft Day. "Don't cry, children, says the father. "Remember the song? He knows it when you're sleeping, he knows when .vou'n? awake, he knows when you've been bad or good, 'cause a camera's watchin' us." The children sob even louder. The mother fccts them both a Kleenex. Is this is the world you want future generations growing up in? Of course you don't. But this is what George W. Bush's policies will bring us. I aiSagRX;. 1 <I I \ m/iiii,y J fields. Yes, that is correct. Magnetism! T know what you arc thinking. "Why, that is impossible." Well, perhaps for a mere mortal such as yourself. But not I. For it is a simple concept for mc. And I use my powerful skill to annoy everyday people in the simplest of ways. T control the magnetic field around your car. T change the frequency of the radio waves that your car intercepts to frequencies that are more suitable to my tastes. Look at you, navigating the roads! As if such a thing were true! I contr ol the compass that you so naively rely on. It is not as good a friend as you once thought. Your trusty compass may indicate that you are traveling south, but that is indeed a falsity. Don't be fooled, my friend, for you arc in fact heading in a northerly direction! T once again have turned your world upside-down with my demonstration of magnetic manipulation! But my understanding of magnetism docs not end there. No sir. Watch what do to your refrigerator. Watch as I create a type of "reverse" magnetic field around your earthly, Kenmore appliance. Instantly, your Alnico magnets no longer adhere to the fridge's surface. And ail your documents, your photos of loved ones, your child s crude drawings, and most importantly, your dreams, come crashing down to the ground like everyday refuse. And T - I will stand aside you. laughing at you, mocking your mishaps. That is the power of magnetic fields! That is the power of Boh Wcrkowski! RE-ELECT STATE SENATOR BOB WIRCH Working for us, because he's one of us. 0 SENATOR WIRCH IS A FORMER GRADUATE OF U WPARKSIDE 0 SENATOR WIRCH IS ENDORSED BY THE KENOSHA EDUCATION ASSOCIATION 0 SENATOR WIRCH'S TWO CHILDREN ATTENDED UW SCHOOLS 0 SENATOR WIRCH VOTED TO FREEZE TUITION AND INCREASE FINANCIAL AID 0 SENATOR WIRCH OPPOSED $250 MILLION IN CUTS TO UW SCHOOLS 0 SENATOR WIRCH OPPOSED A15% INCREASE IN UW TUITION PAYING ATTENTION TO STUDENTS, MAKING SURE EDUCATION IS AFFORDABLE AND SUPPORTING UWPARKSIDE- THAT'S BOB WIRCH! VOTE FOR THE HIGHER EDUCATION CANDIDATE! VOTE BOB WIRCH FOR STATE SENATE TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 2 25 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Some people get a caricature sketch drawn of them for free In the Union during the afternoon of October 16. Sponsors of Fiesta Weekend included Aramark Dining Services, Art Club, Campus Bookstore, Gamma Alpha Omega Sorority, Intramurals, Latinos Unidos, Omega Delta Phi Fraternity, Parkside Activities Board, Parkside Adult Student Alliance, Parkside Disc Golf Club, The Ranger News, Residence Hall Association, Residence Life, Sacred Circle, Sports & Activity Center, Student Activities Student Organizations Council, SUFAC, Ranger Card Office, University Police & Public O _ 4 T Iniimwiltll l> I fit A very tall man shapes balloons for people during at the SAC during Fiesta Weekend October 15. Lots of fun for families at Hot Hot Hot Fiesta Weekend Families from all parts of the UWParkside community were able to come out to the campus for all kinds of fun and games during Hot Hot Hot Fiesta Weekend October 15 and 16. ft started with akickoffat the Petretti Fieldhouse where Fiesta Weekend sponsors handed out marachas and noise makers for Midnight Madness, which was the men's and women's basketball teams first practice. Hie following day there was a hypnotist that entertained a crowd in Union Cinema, caricature sketch artist, a comedian, and plenty more. There was even a place where people could make their own music videos and have their photo taken against an exotic background. *Pub* * An Irish Pub... With A Roc k N Roll Attitude Parkside's favorite Pub for over 6 years Racine & Kenosha 9s ONLY True Irish Pub Corner of Meachem Road & Taylor Avenue in Racine Minutes Away from UW-Parkside! 554-9695 OVER 50 Irish/Scottish Beers & Spirits Home for Live, $2.00 Off ALL cover charges with student ID PLUS Every day is Mystery Beer Day! Please Remember, to have fun, you must be 21! Every day Featuring music from bands across the globe including Ireland, Scotland, England, Canada, Australia, Hawaii and almost every other state in the U.S. Mondays Miller Lite Pints - $ 1.50 Tuesdays Pitchers of Miller Lite - $3.50 or Import pitchers - $7.00 Wednesdays $2.00 Long Islands + KARAOKE Thursdays 20 oz. Rails $3.00, 20 oz. Millers $1.75 + Jill the Bartender! Every Friday and Saturday Live local, and International Music! Local and International Music 26 The Ranger News October 23, 2004 Question Of The w What are your plans for Issue Witney Hogan, Christina Deyoe, Stuart Hanning, and Stacey Hutchinson stay up through the wee hours of the morning at Ranger Hali decorating their halfway for Haiioween. Winner of the iPod Givaway, Joshua Krohn (right), with James G. Roselifni (left). Manager of th e UW-Parkside Bookstore. celebrating Halloween? Davida Martinez Sophomore 19 Sociology "I like to pass out candy, so I'm going to dress up as a witch and stay home and pass out candy.'' Dessy G. Higgin bottom Freshman 18 Sociology "I am going over to Davida's house to hang out and help pass out candy then maybe hit the haunted mansion. I'm just going be me cause I'm scary, ha, ha." Laura Joosse Freshman 18 Communications "Fm just going to do whatever Dessy and Davida do." Andy Hendricks Transfer student 20 Art "Fm going to carve a pumpkin. Maybe for one of my classes Fit wear some weird clothes that I h ave but nothing that is really a 'costume."' George Serigos Junior 29 Human Resources "Fm going trick-or-treating with my son. 1 think Fm dressing up as Sir Topham Hatt from 'Thomas the Tank Engine' and my son is dressing up as Thomas." Interviews by Natalie Stollenwerk cell phones can dial 9-1-1 even if they don't a service planP Now through October 30 your used cell Collection Student Activities (Union 209} RangerCard Office Liabrary PSGA Office Womyn's Center Fine Arts Department This program will run through Domestic Violence Awareness Month (October), and Governr^ntAssociation, pTksidcAsianOrganization Parks.dcMM. SSby Association, Student Organizations Council, Latinos Umdos, Sacred Circle Residence Life and The Ranger News, cooroina y the Chancellor s Leadership Institute. is doesn't work, accepted for then donated people who need it go to local violence victims Blue Man Group Chicago Martina McBride Alabama BROOKS 8t DUNN The kind of entertainment Kenosha wants... without the 60-mile drive. Journey Moody Blues RAY ROMANO Anita Baker ZZ Top Tony Bennett Big name entertainment, plus: ^ 3,300 good-paving jobs with benefits ^ New dining and shopping options for Kenosha S Hundreds of millions of dollars in local economir. benefits Vote YES on Nov. 2 for quality entertainment and a stronger Kenosha economy! YES JOBS YES CASINO VOTE YES Nov. 2 Authorized and paid for by JOBS for Kenosha, Mary Perrine, Treasurer Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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"The military reserves are getting thin, soldiers have had their tour of duty extended..." BY PRESTON BROWN On January 7, 2003, a congressman from New York purposed a bill to the house of representatives, PI.R. 163, or The Universal National Service Act, which would require that all U.S. citizens agel8-26 serve a mandatory two year term in either a military or civilian capacity, which ever the president deemed necessary, but what's most surprising is that this congressman is a democrat. Charles Rangel, an African American congressman of the 15th district in New York sponsored the bill as an answer to our current situation in the Middle East. He has stated that he wanted the American people to be prepared in case of emergency. The bill was mentioned in Congress and then sent to the House of Armed Services committee, where it has seen little activity. William Murin, professor of political science speculates, 'The military reserves are getting thin, soldiers have had their tour of duty extended" and with the ongoing war, "we may need something like this to replenish the military." Surprisingly, 91 percent of students interviewed for this article had never heard of the Universal National Service Act, which is alarming considering students in their early 20s, which makes up the majority of the student body, are the ones who would be directly affected by it. What might come as more of a shock, is that 73 percent of students interviewed agreed with the bill. This bill is designed to ensure that everybody would have to serve a mandatory term, this is not something that a senator's son would be able to escape, or a college student for that matter, this is for men and woman and it would essentially be inescapable. Rangel designed the bill so that an elected official or politically powerful corporation would have to think twice before putting our soldiers into harms way because their very own children would be the ones at risk. As Murin states, it would "start us out at a level playing field." The dreaded draft has been a political hot topic lately and this bill could essentially neutralize those talks, if it can get past committee. The bill was introduced in the 108th congress and has not gone anywhere, which means it is going to die as soon as the 108th congress session is over. That means that in January, w hen the 109th congress begins, the bill would have to be reintroduced or else it would cease to exist. Without a bill like this on the horizon, the possibility of a national draft increases. Although President Bush said there would only be volunteer military under his presidency, during his closing speech at the Presidential debates on September 20, some are still finding that hard to believe. Murin states, "Based on what he knew at that moment, the President was probably sincere." When asked if they would prefer the random chance of a draft or a mandatory term, 78 percent of students said that they would rather take their chances with the draft. Higher One? On Page UW-Parkside's Women's Softball Hits On Page Home Run Murin said, 'If Rangel is reelected, it's likely he will put the bill back into play," but states, "it's unlikely it will go anywhere." Whether or not this bill is strictly a political move is hard to determine, but it is probable that we haven't seen the last of it. As the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan continue to rage on with no end in sight, many Americans find themselves wondering if they will be called upon by their government to serve in the armed forces. What they might find surprising is who could be doing the calling. 44 ...we may need something like this to replenish the military." Bob Comes to Town -12 2 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Letter From the Editor Hello Parkside, After what I consider to be a step up from last year, The Ranger News is on its way to becoming a credible and hopefully respected student-run publication. We have a solid, dedicated staff who are proud to be a part of the newspaper, and more students are showing an interest in working with us than I can ever remember since I started as a reporter almost two years ago. I'm often surprised when I walk through the halls here and notice how many people are picking up our new issues and reading them. With the positives acknowledged, I feel it's equally important to address some of the problems we've run into, and how we are trying to create systems to work around them. For our first issue of the semester, a story was done on the names of the halls here. All of the photos were mixed up, with the exception of Bernard Tallent, whose photo was in the correct spot. Errors like this damage the newspaper's credibility, so since then we've created a system to prevent similar errors in the future. Mistakes are terrible, and not only for the trustworthiness of our readers, but also to our staff writers who depend on our editors to edit their stories properly. In our second issue this semester, I was editing articles and came across "Johnson Diversey," which I immediately thought was supposed to be "Johnson Diversity," so I changed it. I found out a couple days after we sent the new issue to press that I had inserted a mistake in the reporter's article for him. The staff should be able to trust their editors, and so we are assembling a copy editing system and a way for reporters to check their articles for any last-minute changes right before the issue goes to press. The point is that the newspaper is constantly trying to improve. It's easy to get discouraged when we run into mistakes, so we try to work out a way of preventing similar mistakes in the future, which will make the newspaper stronger in the end. Besides, if we're not constantly trying to improve, then we are constantly falling behind. And falling behind is not the trait of a credible and well-respected publication. On behalf of the staff of The Ranger News, thanks for reading and enjoy the new issue. Henry D. Gaskins Editor-in-Chief mmm cell phones can dial 9+1 even if they den t a service pianP Now through October 30 used call liabrary 0 . PSGA Office Womyn's Center Fine Arts Deportment Saturday, October 23rd, 2004 UW-Parkside makes a difference! table near the Bridge, Tuesdays, Wednesdays Thursdays. Come and be a part of the national day of doing good! a? The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welc< ease feel free to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail u: • ttnfCaeTrSafnlPgeenmiPeWwQs _nuwwn/p/7@!\;yaakhAoAo. rctorvmm AJSQOATtt) We are located at Wyllie D-139C Phone:(262)595-2287 Fax:(262)595-2295 RANGER STAFF Editor-in-Chief Henry D. Gaskins Assistant Editor Preston Brown Creative Director Emily Rasbornik Copy Editor Amanda Amason News Editor Tal Goldwater Entertainment Editor Katie Dylewski Sports Editor Russell Ham's Graphic Design Manager Matt Gonya Business Manager Sony a Gonzalez Advertising Manager Avi Grewal Photographer Matt Cote Advisor Judith Logsdon Corrections Article entiled: "September 11: What Better Day for a Picnic" by Amber Taylor (Page 5). Correction: The program was sponsored by: 1. CIS - Center for International Studies 2. PIC - Parkside International Club 3. A.L.L. - Adventures in Lifelong Learning - International Host Families Correction: Dave Koss is not the director of SUFAC- he has no other title than Vice President. His role in SUFAC is to organize meetings. 3 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Second Annual Study Abroad Fair BY AARON D. ZABLER Face it; life can often slip into an endless revolving state of monotony. You are currently partaking in a fouryear- long cycle - a little longer for some. You attend school in the fall, receive a short break, and return for spring, which leads to summer break, and the process soon begins again. On October 20, the second annual Study Abroad Fair will be held at UW-Parkside. This is an event that can help remove the stains of monotony strewn upon your college career. The event will feature study abroad country/program exhibits from around the world. Study abroad opportunities available will include those offered at UW-Parkside, others from within the UW system, and also from schools and organizations outside of Wisconsin. Students who have participated in past study abroad programs will also be on hand to share their experiences of studying abroad with anyone who is interested. There will be students who have studied in Spain, Costa Rica, Mexico, Ghana, China, Japan, and Gennany - although, the study abroad opportunities are not limited solely to those countries. Information about financing a study abroad program and scholarships will also be available at the event. "Studying in another country can be challenging ... but it is a great OMSA BY SAM LIDESTER OMSA, the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs hosted a reception for the faculty, students, and alumni of color on September 30. Brudgette Johnson, director, said, "The event was designed for new students to get together and meet whoever else is on campus.' Students could meet alumni, listen to the speakers, and meet people. Johnson, who has been at UW-Parkside for 11 years, wants students to feel welcome. "There's always something to learn or do, opportunities for growth," Johnson said. OMSA is here to guide students along the way. way to leam how other people see the world or gain an international perspective, thereby increasing cultural awareness and discovering more about yourself and your own culture," says Consuelo Clemens, Ph. D., of the Center for International Studies at UWParkside. She continued to comment on the reasons for studying abroad by saying, "students can learn or improve language skills, clarify personal goals and expand career choices by developing a global resume." The typical thought is that a student who studies abroad does so in order to study a foreign language; however, Dr. Clemens explained, "there are no 'typical students' who study abroad, but ideally it should be students who have dreamed of going overseas." Students who wish to add a bit of spice to their lives and are interested in studying abroad should plan to attend the event on October 26, which will be held in Upper Main Place from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. OMSA is a very active organization. The numerous things they do are impressing. The office is made to help students with their university life. This includes academic programming, advising, and spreading cultural awareness. Some things they plan even extend into the Racine/Kenosha area. A great event each year is the winter cultural celebration. It's a celebration of many different religions and cultures, during the traditional time of Christmas. They also have a cultural speak out each month. Their tools are the speakers, workshops, celebrations, and more than 40 students who volunteer for OMSA. HigherOne Cards BY TAL GOLD WATER In February 2003 there was a process started for establishing the HigherOne card on the UWParkside campus without the students' knowledge. It was initiated because the UW-Parkside's computer system was transferring over to PeopleSoft. Rick Haskey who is the assistant director of the union headed-up the transition to the HigherOne card system. He states, "it was a campus community decision." When asked who on campus decided on these new HigherOne cards he stated, "I was the lead person, director of business sendee, and director of student life." He goes on to say "it was in conjunction wdth the approval from the chancellors cabinet." He also mentioned that it was brought to the attention of the student government in September 2003 after the decision was made but before the implementation of the system. So how could it have been a campus decision when the students did not have a say or know about it until it was implemented? Chris Semenas, president of Parkside Student Government Association, said he is "bothered by the fact that we did not have a say." This state is one of very few that has in their policies and procedures chapter 36.095, which gives the students a voice on issues. Chapter 36.095 would be relevant for the HigherOne card change. When asked about student Their priority is learning, Many people think that they have to be of color to take part in OMSA. Not true, says Johnson. All students may visit for advisement. Diversity serves as a unique feature of the office. She feels cultural awareness is important for students to feel a part of their university. At a small campus like UWParkside students can realize that there is 'faculty and staff like you; a place that you can call home.' The office of Multicultural Student Affairs is located in Wyllie Hall D182, and is open every day. involvement in the decision Haskey said, "the students helped implement the process." That does not answer the question of why students were not informed in the decision making process. Furthermore, the HigherOne card does not have your student ID number on it. Haskey's reply to that was, "the reason why student ID numbers are not printed on the card [is] for security reasons. We wanted to protect any type of security breach. So therefore we don't put it on the card." Haskey goes on to state, "so what we did is created a new number to put on the card. That is going to act like a student ID number but it is not the student ID number. If the card is lost the card number can be changed. So no one could look up the students information." Yet if the card is stolen anyone could use the card at a gas pump without a pin number because of the Master card logo on the ID card. Which would make it prone to security breaches on individual students. "There have not been many theft problems of the card," Haskey said, and he only knew of one incident this year. Semenas also states that he feels "the new system has been an inconvenience to the students and that on most days he gets complaints about it." For instance he said, "it takes a long time to receive a change check with this new system." The only institution that over sees this system is an office building in Connecticut. There are no otherbraches of that institution in this country. If this HigherOne were catering to the community would it not be easier to have branches in Wisconsin. To that Haskey replied, "it was a biding process and HigherOne got the bid." All this leads up to the point that students need to know what is happening on their campus at all times, and what decisions are being made for them. 4 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Celebrity Hosts Billiard Tournament in Den ^ of Wkconsin-Paitaide provides Ksvices (or patrons witfi asrclsl 5# / Please contact the PaHnide Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345. BY HENRY G A SKINS More than 40 students were entertained between September 27 and October 1, when Jack White, an internationally famous billiard and trick shot artist, held a tournament in the Den here at UW-Parkside. Jack has been playing pool for more than 60 years, which he said has been his only real job in his life. "I enjoy coming to universities and colleges," said White. He also noted that pool is an educational game. "You got math, geometiy, history, and it also takes concentration and discipline." While Jack is serious about pool, he really enjoys laughing and joking with students. He gives each student a nickname when they enter the tournament and teases them about all sorts of things, not just pool. The students who participated seemed to have gotten a lot out of it. David Adrian, who started the Parkside Billiards Club, said, "Watching pool helps me learn, even if they are bad. But especially watching someone as good as him." For those who are interested the Parkside Billiards Club, meetings are on Wednesdays at noon inMolinaro 116. The winner of the pool tournament was Nick Weber, a staff member at the library here. The top three shooters in each of the men's and women's tournaments won a plaque and a $25 gift certificate to Chili's. The tournament was put together by Intramural Coordinator Tami Falk-Day along with Student Activities. UW-Parkside pool tournament winner Nick Weber shoots against internationally famous billiard and trick shot artist Jack White on October 1 in the Den. Different Shades of You The winners of the women's tournament: first place, Colleen Lippold, second place, Holly Verwey, third place, Kate Nowakowski. L EA D ER S HI P S E R I E S Sponsored by Student Activities For more information call 595-2200 r stop by Student Activities, Union 21 The winners of the men's tournament: first place, Nick Weber, second place, Jason Hanenberger, third place, Sean Chacon. Are you yellow, red or blue? What shade is your personality? Come and see what colors best describe you! w Tues. Oct. 19 4-6pm Union 106 5 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Her Resume has Something for Everyone. An agreement reached between Jerry Mehlhaff, president of American Champion Aircraft (ACA), and Diane Doers, president of DeltaHawk Engines LLC, will lead to the installation of a DeltaHawk DH160A4 turbo-diesel in an ACA Explorer airframe. BY EMILY RASBORNIK Diane Doers will be speaking on November 9 in the Union Cinema at 9:30 a.m. and 11 a.m. Doers is the President Treasurer, and a Director of DeltaHawk, Inc. DeltaHawk, Inc. is a small business, formed in 1996, to develop a new lightweight, high power-to-weight ratio jet fuel burning diesel-cy cle engine. The company's innovation has been recognized by a Small Business Innovative Research grant from NASA. Doers will be the guest speaker for the Executive-in-Residence Program She has had systems development, sales and management responsibilities in IBM's custom sy stem development business with manufacturing companies. Prior to her IBM career, she was a field house research biologist study ing bats, working form university and museum positions. Her initial work following college was an elementary school teacher. She holds a B. A. in English from Bethany Collage in West Virginia, and a M.S. in Zoology from UW-Milwaukee. In her spare time she travels, scuba dives, performs occasionally with an amateur theater group, ad participates in a book club. www.deltahawkengines.com Business By Students BY AARON D. ZABLER Picking a major, obtaining information about internships and deciding on "what to be when you grow up" are some of the difficult things that college students are forced to face as they tread along the path of college. Two business students at UW-Parkside have recognized these difficulties and have created a means to aid students who face them. On October 26, students Jeremy Scuffham and Ben Stark will host the first of four informational presentations entitled, Business by Students. The presentation is designed to give students who may be interested in business, just starting the business program, or have not yet decided their major, a chance to learn about the business program and its opportunities. "This is an informational presentation," adds Jeremy Scuffham, "the presentations will all be done by students for students." At each of the presentations, students of the business program will present their perspective of various experiences they obtained through the program. Students attending the presentation will be given the chance to hear about the many opportunities available and how to obtain them such as internships, and various projects past students were able to work on at UWParkside and within the community - something the presenters had to dig out and find on their own. The opportunities that will be discussed are not only beneficial for learning more about an area of business but they can also become valuable elements of a resume. "What can I p ut on my resume when I graduate?" is a question Dirk Baldwin, Ph.D. of the Business Department feels students should begin asking early. "If you can start asking yourself that question when you're a freshman or sophomore, you will be much better off when you graduate," he emphasized. All students who wish to learn more about the business program and its benefits from a fellow student's perspective should plan to attend Business by Students. It will be presented at four distinct times - each with different student presenters - on October 26 at 8 a.m., 9:30 a.m. and 11 a.m. An additional presentation will be held on November 1 at 6 p.m. for students who are unable to fit the other times into their schedule. All presentations will be held in Molinaro D139. Question of the Issue When was the last time you sang Karaoke and what did you sing? Nikkie Johnson Freshman 19 Undecided 'J was 14 and it was on my mom's 40lh B-day. We were at a comer bar and my friend and I decided to passionately sing 'I'll Make Love to You.' I wanted to embarrass my mom!" Ka Vang Senior 21 Communications Major "It was about two years ago. I was at a friend's house. They had a small gathering and I decided to sing a song from the Backstreet Boys.' Jolie Johnson Junior 21 English Major "It was a couple years ago. I think we were at Charcoal Grill. I don't really remember which song it was but I normally sing songs by Christiana Aguilera. I think it might have been 'I'm a Genie in a Bottle!"' Chris Jones "Evil" Freshman 20 Music Major "It was last week at a friends house. A song called 'Nerdy' by Poison the Well" Ed Griffin Junior 23 Communications Major '1 freestyle. Unlike Karaoke, all the words come from off the top of your head. I did it on my radio show on campus (WIPZ 101.7). A group of us all did it on air. We freestyled to an instrumental track by JayZ, 'Brush My Shoulder Off'" 6 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Political Figure on Campus! BY EMILY RASBORNIK Lieutenant Governor Barbara Lawton came to visit UW-Parkside on September 13. Reporter Tal Goldwater went asked why she decided to come to UW-Parkside. "I wanted to take this opportunity to visit this campus and speak with Chancellor Keating about his position of where we are right now as we head into another budget cycle. I think the university system hosts the potential for our economic growth and stability across this state. The strong system we built over history needs to have the strong support of the state," Lt. Gov. Lawton said. She also said the biggest issue facing the UW system this year is "The budget, the biggest challenge is to be sure that we fulfill our mission of making the highest quality education accessible to all of Wisconsin's children. UW-Parkside does an extraordinary job. Jack Keating was just reminding me that UW-Parkside is the most successful in providing access and enrolling and graduating minority students. The rest of the system has a long ways to go to have the percentage of students approximate the percentage in the population. So this is a wonderful success story, but it's a challenge to all of us across the state. When we talk about the need for us to move from a manufacturing to an information and a technology based economy. The way we will compete successfully is to increase the number of citizens with a bachelor degree. This will take that front end investment in our university system, to be sure our doors are open, that the tuition isn't too high, and that the top quality educators are there to receive our children" cxu LipjCe , c^c *Pub* * An Irish Pnb... With A Rock N Rod Attitude Racine & Kenosha's ONLY True Irish Pub Corner of Meachem Road & Taylor Avenue in Racine Minutes Away from UW-Parkside! 554-9695 OVER 50 Irish/Scottish Beers & Spirits Parkside's favorite Pub for over 6 years Every day Featuring music from bands across the globe including Ireland, Scotland, England, Canada, Australia, Hawaii and almost every other state in the U.S. Mondays Miller Lite Pints - $1.50 Tuesdays $2.00 Off ALL cover charges with student ID PLUS Every day is Mystery Beer Day! Please Remember, to have fun, you must be 21! Pitchers of Miller Lite - $3.50 or Import pitchers - $7.00 Wednesdays $2.00 Long Islands + KARAOKE Thursdays 20 oz. Rails $3.00, 20 oz. Millers $1.75 + Jill the Bartender! Every Friday and Saturday Live local, and International Music! Home for Livey Local and International Music 7 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Meet Joe Jane Doe Jacqui Brandenburg Sophomore 19 Favorite color? "Royal blue" major Favorite sport? School involvement...Plays "Football" Volleyball (Middle Hitter) Junk food? Favorite Color: "Vibrant puiple" Favorite sport: "Do you even have to ask ... volleyball" Junk food: "Chocolate" How long ago did you wash your hair? "Three hours ago" When was the last time you lied? "Last week" What was the lie? "I told everyone I missed class cause I over slept and my alarm malfunctioned. Really, I woke up turned off my alarm and went back to bed." Are you single? "No" Are you going to vote? "Going to try" Bo you have a cell phone? "For sure" Can I call you? "If you don't 1 will make a sad face" Whats your shoe size? "8 1/2-9, but if we are talking dress show I can go all the way down to a 7 1/2" Whats your favorite store? "The Limited" Have any Pet Peeves "When people make me feel inferior to them -1 hate that!" "Pizza rolls" When was the last time you washed your hair? "Today" When was the last time you told a lie? "Today" Have you ever used an Ab Lounge? "You know it!" What was it? "I told my mom I don't get that How often do you brush your teeth? "Three times a day" Bid you just tell another lie? "Ok, at least twice, but usually three ...for real." Skim, 1 percent, or 2 percent milk? "Skim all the way" Funniest moment at Parkside? "When Ashley and 1 prank called people using our alter personalities! (Laughing.) We were Sl'ackia aid Barbara Walters. We were offering crotchless panties!" Favorite movie? "Oh don't ask me this! Hmmm ... I love Mary Poppins but I also love 10 things I hate about you, and I love Jim Carrey" Bo you eat breakfast? "Have to" Favorite class or Prof? "Dr. Lori Allen or Prof. Kolb." What kind of Beodorant do you use? "Krunked up... that's spelt with a K" Are you single? "No" Are you going to vote? "No" Why? "I will be gone for basketball" Bo you have a cell phone? "Yes" Can I call you? "Yes" What size shoe do you wear? "13" Have any pet peeve's? "Not being on time." Have you ever used an Ab Lounge? "No I haven't" How often do you brush your teeth? "Two times a day." That's not another lie is it? "That's no joke-I bmsh twice a day" Skim, 1%, or 2% milk? "2%" Funniest moment at UWParkside? "There are so "Dove, many! Let me if I'm not pick one working out." Chuck wore assless pants to a Halloween Party and he wrote happy Halloween across his ass!" Favorite movie? "Braveheart" Favorite class/Prof? "American Politics with Anne Gurnack" Bo you eat breakfast? "No" What type of deodorant do you use? "Right Guard extreme stick" Best food at school? "Enchilada bake." Favorite Number? "44" Why? It's my basketball number since Jr. High" What kind of tolit paper do you use? "I don't F*!king care, as long as my butt gets clean!" When was the last time you cried? "December 25th, my grandpa died." Favorite TV Show? "Nip Tuck" Bo you cook? "Yes" Best food at UWP? "General Tso chicken rice." Favortite TV show? "'Will and Grace'" Last time you cried? "August 14" Brad Preston Sophomore 20 Education Major School involvement.. .Plays basketball (Guard) Why? "I found out I had a pituitary tumor." Favorite number? "4" Why? "That's how I represent the green and black!" Do you cook? "I bake" 8 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Sports UW-Parkside Softball Team Hits Grand Slam with Fillipp BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor Asking the UW-Paikside Women's Head Softball coach, Laura Fillipp, to answer questions about her past experiences in coaching and in playing Softball was number one on the agenda for our discussion. But shortly after The Ranger News arrived for this interview, Fillipp's made it clear that what she really wanted to talk about was the team. However, Fillipp or "Flip" as she is known by her colleagues and players, did allow us to inquire about her road to becoming the Head Coach of the UWParkside Women's Softball Team. Coach Fillipp was the athletic director and a physical education instructor at St. Francis de Sales School in Lake Zurich, 111., and she coached basketball, volleyball, Softball, and soccer at Barrington High School in Illinois. In that time span, Fillipp was also the head volleyball coach at the College of Lake County in Grayslake, 111, for three years. Next, it was an administrative position with similar job duties at the Immaculate Heart of Mary School in Lake Forest, 111, where she spent five years. Then, she accepted a position as an assistant coach at Penn State University. As an assistant there, Fillipp was responsible for not only recmiting, but also for working with pitchers and catchers, hitting, outfield, travel, and monitoring scholastic progress of the studentathletes. She played a vital role in the team's meticulous classroom work ethic as the team ranked fourth, fifth, and seventh among all NCAA Division I softball teams in GPA. When Coach Fillipp and assistant coach, Clare Johnson, were at Penn State, they met Joe Patemo. "He was so pro-Penn State and very staunch academically," according to Johnson. Fillipp was able to have Patemo sign a book so that she could give it to her father for Christmas one year. "He was really a personable man, a really good man. I went to him for his opinion about a player situation once and I really thought that he gave me some good advice," said Fillipp. She continued to say, "He was very visible. You would see him out jogging or out at lunch in town somewhere." Four years later, Coach Fillipp returned to Illinois to accept the position of athletic director and head softball coach at Immaculate Heart of Maiy High School in Westchester, 111. She held that post until she took the position here at UW-Parkside. Fillipp was a graduate of Carbondale and the College of Lake County, and lettered in softball while earning her Bachelor of Science degree in physical education and her minor in coaching. In November of 1993, Fillipp was the first native of Illinois and the 12th female ever to be inducted into the USSSA National Hall of Fame, and is the first native of Illinois; only the 12th female to do so! In 1990, Fillipp was a member of a team that was chosen to represent the United States on a softball tour of the USSR. Assistant Coach, Claire Johnson, was also on that team. Fillipp, a left-handed power hitter, hit over 200 homeruns during her career. She played volleyball, basketball, and softball in college, but softball is the only sport that she played all four years. "My passion is really softball," said Fillipp. In addition, for more than 18 years, Fillipp has offered instruction and coordinated clinics across the country and has also been an instructor and director of pitchers and hitters at Grand Slam U.S.A. Coach Fillipp said she played a collegiate game at UW-Paikside in the past while at Lake County. She grew up 40 miles away and was not really too familiar with the university, but was accustomed with the area. As she was getting ready to come to UWParkside, Fillipp said, "It was kind of funny because I was looking through a box that had some newspaper articles that my mom had collected through the years. I took one that was on the top or right near the top to look at it, and it read, 'Fillipp throws no-hitter against UW-Parkside.'" As for the best thing about being a collegiate coach, Fillipp said, "There are actually two things. One is to see the players' graduate and to grow and develop as young women. Second, to watch these players develop and grow as players." Assistant coaches, Claire Johnson and Mary Kasinski, are volunteers in their fourth year of assisting the team and Coach Fillipp. Claire Johnson said, "We have similar philosophies in the mentoring aspect of it, not just from an athletics standpoint, but also academically. We've seen a dramatic increase in our team's GPA." The coaches want their players to have fun as well. When asked how important her assistant coaches are to her and the players, Fillipp said, "I think that our senior and junior players will tell you that we're more productive as a group when our assistants are around. It's extremely difficult to have just volunteer coaches who are committed to being here. I think that I'm pretty lucky to have them. I believe your staff is extremely invaluable." This year's team lias seven freshmen. "It's a good group," said Fillipp. There is one returning pitcher, Kristen Brestan, a junior from Addison, 111. "We're looking for some leadership from Kristen," said Coach Fillipp. Backing Brestan up in the rotation are three freshmen. First, Anna Bluemel, a native of Wind Lake, Wis., who had a very successful senior season at Waterford High School with a final record of 21-1. She threw a no-hitter this fall against Concordia College, including nine strikeouts. Next, there is Frankfort, 111 native, Meagan Shimkus, who has summer ball experience and who got a lot of playing time in high school. Shimkus threw a one-hitter earlier this season. Third is Cassie Moreland, who is from New Berlin, Wis., is one of the few walk-on players named to this year's squad. Behind the plate is returning senior Jamie Bliemeister, from Gennantown, Wis. "Jamie really carried us last year. She hit extremely well, especially towards the last month of the seasoa She was also named to the first GLVC All-Conference team and a first team All-Conference catcher," said Fillipp. Two sophomores will also catch, including Jeni Watermolen, from Sturgeon Bay, Wis. Transfer studentathlete and Mokena, 111. n ative, Allison Wodziak, will also see some time behind the plate this season. "She is a transfer student from South Eastern Louisiana," said Fillipp. At first base is senior Emma Strohbusch from Fort Atkinson, Wis. Strohbusch led the Lady Rangers in doubles last season and had the highest batting average on the team. Strohbusch was a first team All- Conference and second team All Great Lakes Region selection. Nicki Smith, a Franklin, Wis. native and junior, is also a first baseman. Shorty Anderson, a junior from Milwaukee, Wis., will play second base. She has played at second base for more than 50 percent of the time in the last two seasons. Anderson hit .690 in the Chicago Land Classic a couple of weeks ago! Also at second base will be Michelle Pickering, a senior from Portage, Ind. "Michelle has been a four-year basketball player here at Continued on page 9 9 The Ranger News October 9,2004 Softball story continued from page 8 UW-Paikside as well. Pickering could see time at short stop, too. Pickering was a second team All-Conference selection two years ago and this last season she was a second team All- Region selection," said Fillipp. Also at second base will be junior, Stephanie Bishop, from Racine, Wis. Kristen Brestan might also see action at second base. Senior Melanie Strohbusch returns to play third base. Strohbusch is a first team All-Conference Team, first team All-Region, and second team All-American selection. "Mel has led the conference in homeruns for the last two seasons. I think that she was overlooked during her sophomore year. She played behind a senior third baseman. Opponents pitch around Mel and she has definitely become the player to watch for other teams," said Fillipp. Strohbusch and her twin sister, Emma, were walk-on players in their freshmen year at UW-Paikside. Freshman, Angela Marshall, from Park Forest, 111., might see some time at the hot corner this season. "Angela is a strong hitter. Allison Wodziak, the catcher, can also play third," said Fillipp. Coach Fillipp said that she would find a position for a player to play if a player can hit the baseball. "So much of this game is trying to produce some runs," said Fillipp. In center field, Kim Dean, a senior Ask Dave from South Elgin, HI., will be the starter. "Kim was a middle infielder her freshman year. She also played left field her freshman and sophomore year. Her sophomore year, Kim was a second team All-Conference player and only had one error on the season. It came on the second to the last week of the season," said Fillipp. In left field and right field, freshman, Stephanie Gardocki, is expected to see action. Gardocki can also play some infield. Gardocki will take over Dean's position in center field next season. In high school she played shortstop and in summer ball she played the outfield. "Right now, Stephanie can mostly help us in the outfield," said Fillipp. Also in left field will be senior Nichole Nellessen, a native of Racine, Wis. "Nichole was a walk-on her freshman year at UWParkside and came here as a middle infielder. She took about two years to develop into a good defensive outfielder. Early last season, we played a tournament in Tennessee and she was just outstanding. She goes all out," said Fillipp. Also platooning in left field will be Katie Jacobsen, a sophomore from Franksville, Wis. "Katie is a transfer from U WPlatteville and played in the outfield during her freshman season," said Fillipp. In right field, Katrina Homa, a freshman from Cudahy, Wis., is expected to start. "She's done veiy well so far this season in right field. She can also play some shortstop, second base, center field, and do some catching. She knows the game pretty well and has hit pretty well so far, and I don't say that just because she is a freshman," said Fillipp. She continued to say, "In addition, in right field, will be freshman walk-on, Claire Hilinske, a native of Waterford, Wis." The team has two freshman managers on its roster, too. These two were players that did not make the team, but who have some talent and who hold future aspirations of joining the team as players. "They will still get a chance to travel with us," stated Fillipp. The Ranger News asked Fillipp to reveal one thing about herself that nobody else knows about her here at UWParkside. "I like dolphins! They're my favorite animals of all time. If I could have one as a pet, I would. My cell phone ringer plays the song, 'Flipper!'" Ahh ... your secrets out, coach! BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor The Ranger News regularly visits with UW-Parkside Athletic Director, Dave Williams, to get a sneak preview of upcoming athletic events and related topics. Here is what he had to say at our recent meeting when asked the following questions... Q: What and when is Family Weekend? A: "On October 15, which is a Friday, it will be Family Weekend where people can come to meet the men and women's basketball teams. It will be held in the gymnasium in the SAC. We're going to have team introductions, a slam-dunk contest for the men, and a three-point contest after the dunk contest for men and women basketball players and any students that want to participate. In order to have a chance for a free ticket, which we'll be giving away some of on this night, to the upcoming UW-Badger game on November 10 at the Kohl Center in Madison, you have to attend this event." Q: So anybody can participate in the UW-Parkside Cross-Country Invite on October 16? A: "On October 16, at the Wayne E. Dennehl cross-country course, we will be hosting the UW-Parkside Invite, which is one of the two major cross-country events that we hold at UW-Pafkside. Approximately 500-600 runners will be competing in this event and it will be open to anybody that would like to participate! People that are interested in running just need to pre-register with the athletic department prior to the start of the race. Q: Where has our Women's Volleyball Team been so far this season? A: "Our women have not played a single home game so far this year. They have been on the road playing in tournaments, as UW-Parkside doesn't host any of them early on in the season This team can use all of the support it can get, so try to get out to the field house aid help cheer on the team!" The team's schedule is on the web at www.uwp.edu. Click on the athletics fink and choose women s volleyball under the menu and click on the schedule link if you are uncertain of the dates of the Lady Rangers home games. Sports Shots Women's Volleyball made Parkside history on Friday night. The team beat Northern Kentucky University for the first time ever! Setter Ashley Vycital said, "We've always come close to beating them, we usually had to play five games, but this win is significant because we beat them in three! We kept our focus through each game and played as a team." This win seemed to bring the passion back! On Saturday afternoon every team member was able to participate in beating Kentucky Weslevan in three. The volleyball team is now 7-12. Francois ignites offense for UWParkside Men's Soccer Team Freshman forward, Andre Francois, led the way for UW-Parkside (7-1-1 overall, 2-0-1 GLVC) in its game at Bellarmine with two goals to help secure a 2-0 victory for the Rangers. He scored tire only goal tire Rangers needed just 4:20 into tire game, and his second came at 62:75 off of a corner-kick by Derek Kilps, junior midfielder. Senior forward, Dusty Wagner and Derek Kilps provided Francois with the assist on his first goal Freshman goalkeeper, Victor Perez, saw his goals against average drop to a great 0.22 as he worked to get his sixth shutout of the season. Both categories rank among national leaders for goalkeepers. Women's Soccer Team stays hot On September 26, tire Lady Rangers (8-1 overall, 2-1 GLVC) beat Saint Joseph's 3-0. Katie Gaal, junior midfielder, scored 26:10 into the first half while Tamara Buntrock, freshman midfielder, added a goal in the second half to make it 2- 0. Sara Guentlrer, freshman midfielder, scored UW-Parkside's final goal. Senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, playe&all 90 minutes in goal and was credited with four saves. Rangers tied for 10th place after first round of NCAA Division II Great Lakes Regional at South Haven, Mich. Freshman, Matt Gilliland, shot a par 72, which put him in a tie for 10th place. UW-Parkside's Ryan Wnuk shot a 75. Women's Volleyball Team savors victories in tournament 10 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Rugby Team notches first win of season A sweet victory under their belts! Sport Shots Continued... play at Lewis The Women's Volleyball Team has had a tough schedule this season, and won't play their first home match until October 1 against Northern Kentucky. The Lady Rangers started the season 1-6, but bounced back nicely in a tournament at Lewis University recently. They defeated Michigan Tech, 30-28, 30-23, 23-30, 26-30, 15-5. They went on to beat Lake Superior State, 28-30, 30-25, 26- 30, 32-30, 15-13, before losing to a strong Northern Michigan team (7- 0), 25-30, 18-30, 19-30. The series moves the Lady Rangers record to 4-7. Kandi Bauer, senior middle and outside hitter, notched 16 kills in the Michigan Tech game, and Noelle Swartz, senior outside hitter, led the team in that same category against Lake Superior State with 19. Sophomore setter, Ashley Vycital, produced 58 assists versus Michigan Tech and had' 41 assists in the Lake Superior State game. BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team (8-1) played like a fine tuned machine as they defeated tire St. Xavier Cougars in a non-GLVC game, 7-0 on September 24. The veiy brisk wind at Wood Road Field did not stop the Lady Rangers from racking up 18 shotson- goal along with 11 corner-kicks, compared to St. Xavier's one shot-ongoal and four corner-kicks. The Lady Rangers played some solid defense, too, which is an area that Head Coach, Troy Fabiano, is working at improving. At 30:40, freshman midfielder, Tamara Bunlrock, got the scoring started with a goal and with 21:15 to go in the half, junior forward, Erica Kollatz, added a score. Senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, made a nice save on a Cougar attempt with 10:32 in the first half to help preserve the shutout. The play came off of a comer kick. UW-Paikside led at intermission 2-0. It would be all the team needed to preserve the victory, BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor On September 25, the UWParkside Rugby Team (1-2) defeated UW-Platteville 20-10 to secure their first win of the season. It was a cool, breezy afternoon at the outdoor track field as UW-Paikside got a balanced scoring attack. Mark Rosenow scored for UW-Parkside in the early going of the contest. It was Rosenow's third attempt to score this season. Later, John Hubbard scored to put the Rangers up 10-0. UW-Platteville made a run, but UW-Paikside's Doug Sawyer scored to give the Rangers the lead again. To wrap up the victory, assistant coach and player, Todd Streeter, scored on the last play of the game. Last season, the Rangers beat UW-Platteville on the road. "It was definitely a hard fought win and a step in the right direction for a very young team," said Streeter. UW-Parkside's scrumhalf, Luke Bowar, had a great but UW-Parkside came out and played with great enthusiasm and intensity in the second half. At the 40:25 mark in the second half, Ah Wild, junior midfielder, scored to make it 3-0. UWParkside had a scary moment when Erica Kollatz, junior forward, went down after a collision with a St. Xavier player. Both spectators and players held their breath as Kollatz was taken off the field on a gurney. Her status was unknown at press time. Later, at the 21:41 mark in the second half senior midfielder, Lisa Gorski, scored a goal to make it 4-0. Then, Kelly Baker, freshman midfielder, scored to make it 5-0 with 15:55 left in the contest. With 4:36 left, Nicole Curran, freshman defender, punched the ball to the back of the net to make it 6-0 and with 3:05 remaining in the game, Sara Guenther, a freshman midfielder, scored for UWParkside to close out the day's steady scoring attack. Senior goalie, Abbigale Wild, was credited with one save. Lisa Gorski was credited with the assist on Buntrock's goal and Lindsey Griffitts game as he harassed UW-Platteville's scrumhalf all game. Bowar also made a lot of tough tackles. "Perseverance and a good game strategy brought the team victoiy this week as UWPlatteville crashed their forwards hard and often, but our defense played 'bend-don't-break' and that proved to be the difference. Our kicking game also played an important role because we constantly put pressure on them with a lot of well-placed kicks," said Streeter. When asked about upcoming games at UW-Eau Claire (October 2) and at Wisconsin RFC, Rugby Football Club (October 9), Streeter said, "Eau-Claire will be a tough match, especially on the road and because it is their homecoming. But our younger players now have three matches under their belts and are contributing regularly. We did suffer a few injuries against UW-Platteville and will be fielding a young starting lineup against Eau-Claire, but I am confident that and Gorski assisted on Kollatz's goal. Megan Jurvis and Charissa Weiher assisted on Allison Wild's score, while Gorski's goal was unassisted. Gorski and Stephanie Strauss assisted on Baker's goal. Jessica Dubois and Charissa Weiher assisted on Curran's score and Katie Gaal and Jessica Metko assisted on Guenther's goal. What a fantastic game! we can play a competitive match up there." As for the upcoming game against Wisconsin RFC, Streeter said, "It should be a change of pace because they are a men's club team, not a collegiate team. Men's club teams are typically older guys with a lot of experience and play crisper rugby. It will serve as a good test for our younger players." Men's Soccer Team too much for St. Joseph's in GLVC BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor The UW-Paikside Men's Soccer Team (8-1) beat GLVC opponent (2-0) in an insistent, hard fought game September 25 at Wood Road Field. It did not take the Rangers long to find the back of the net as senior forward, Dustin Wagner, scored at the 33:42 mark in the first period. St. Joseph's team speed was good. UW-Parkside's passing looked crisp. UW-Parkside got what would be their final goal of the game with 18:26 in the first period. The second half highlights included senior defender, ' Riley Mewes, dribbling the length of the field past four Saint Joseph's defenders and almost scoring a goal. His attempt bounced off of the top of the post! UW-Parkside played great defense and stayed aggressive while moving the ball as Saint Joseph's tried to make a run. UW-Parkside finished with 10 shots-on-goal and 10 comer kicks w hile Saint Joseph's had just two shots-on-goal and just two comer kicks. About 100 people were in attendance to cheer on the Rangers. Note from Sports Editor: Athletic Director, Dave Williams, is in charge of the SAC. He is seeking student and faculty opinions Activity Center (SAC). The SAC is mM now open Monday-Thursday from 7 a.m.-lO p.m. Dave would like to know if students and faculty are pleased with the current hours that the SAC is open. Student fees help support the SAC, but not entirely. Faculty can use the SAC, but has to pay fees in order to use it. There will be further mention of this matter in upcoming issues of The Ranger News, but if you want to voice your opinion now, please contact Dave Williams at his office in the SAC. Women's Soccer Team routes Saint Xavier Cougars UW-Parkside plays solid defense in shutout win 11 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 UW-Parkside Softball players expose the student-athlete experience BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor The Ranger News had the opportunity to ask some of the UWParkside Softball Team's players to answer a couple of questions regarding what their experience of being a student-athlete is and has been like here at the university. Those questions were, 'What is it like to be a studentathlete?' and 'How do you feel about next spring's team?' Kristen Brestan, a junior pitcher, had this to say. "I would not have wanted to go to college any other way. I can't imagine not being a student-athlete. I need something to keep me busy and I have met so many great people through the athletic program here. It is tough to play a sport and keep up with your class work. Some people think we (studentathletes) have it easy, but they're wrong. There is a lot of pressure on us and the expectations are very high. We don't like to miss class, but because of our conference opponents being so far away we do once in a while. I'd rather not miss class. Most of our professors understand though. As for this year's team, I am excited about this season! We have a great team and have some depth. Some amazing athletes have to sit on the bench, which is something we've never experienced before. I am so happy that we have three talented freshman pitchers this year who can all get the job done. We push each other and force ourselves to become better. The team chemistry is wonderful and we all get along together well, which is something that will help us win a lot of games." Jamie Bliemeister, a senior catcher, said, "My experience as a student-athlete has been outstanding! Being an athlete lias allowed me the opportunity to get to know people that otherwise I would not have had the chance to become friends with. It has helped me to become more outgoing and also helped me to become more confident. It has also helped me with my time management skills and in getting used to being in a routine, both of which will help me later on in my fife. I am sad to be leaving the athletic program after this year's eligibility is up. I am extremely optimistic about the upcoming spring season. I think that the talent we have returning from last season is phenomenal. We returned four All-Conference players, four All- Region players, and one All-American www.fordvehicles.com/collegegrad get Go here i there i Here's the deal: one price, no haggling, cash In your pocket for more important things! This "student discount" offers substantial savings on new Ford Motor Company vehicles based on set prices established by Ford's Employee Purchase Plan. There's no catch - it's a unique offer, exclusive to select schools like yours. Save even more when you apply the current national incentives available on the vehicle you select. The best part? You get what you expect. The style and features you want. No-hassle dealer experience. A payment that's easy on your wallet and lifestyle. to player. The rest of our returning players are wonderful, too. We returned a fantastic pitcher and amazing fielders, and we have numerous newcomers who have played tremendously this fall. We have an incredible amount of talent in all areas and we have a ton of fun, w hich helps us to bring us together as a team." Nichole Nellessen, a senior left fielder, said, "My thoughts on this upcoming spring season are all positive. I have high expectations for this team. All of our big hitters are coming back and our roster is filled with upper classmen. The new girls have a lot of talent and that is going to add to the team and make us more competitive." As far as being a student-athlete is concerned, Nellessen said, "It is rewarding in many ways. I have learned how to manage my time and how to get things done. I get to know my teachers on a one-to-one basis as I miss some classes during the semester due to travel with the team. My professors help me when I have trouble with coursework. I have also learned to deal with differing personalities, which will help me in the future. The friends that I've made and all of the memories are something that I'll never forget." Shorty Anderson, a junior second basemen, said, "I have learned some good time management skills because we travel and I am responsible for making up class work. Studentathletes are not only expected to perform at a high level on the field, but in the classroom, too. I am excited about the spring season! We have many returning players who contributed last year as well as many players who how to play the game at a very intense level. The team gets along really well and I feel that if we stick together we will be the top force in the GLVC in for the upcoming spring season." Kim Dean, a senior center fielder, had this to say. "My experiences as a student-athlete have been exciting. The friendships that I have made will last forever. As for the upcoming spring season, we have quite a few "diaperdandees" and more than enough experienced veterans. I think this will be the best spring ever!" The Ranger News October 9,2004 Entertainment Bob Calendar: October 3 - Ticket Pre-Sale (BobDylan .com) October 4 — Newsweek Magazine Hie October 4 issue of Newsweek features Dylan (looking very badass in his cowboy hat) on the cover. Dylan comments on the new autobiographical series in an interview with David Gates. Added bonus: Two page excerpt from the un-released book. Nice photos too. October 12 - "Chronicles: Volume 1' in stores. Also available in audiobooks, narrated by Sean Penn. October 30 - Concert at Carthage With only a small amount of tickets available to the public, UW-Parkside's "Bob Dylan: Life in Lyrics" teacher Gwendolyn Miller suggests: "... better make some friends over at Carthage." Bob Dylan's Playboy Interview (1965): "[They're] a drag. It's only college newspaper editors and single girls under the age 14 that could possibly have time for them." - On message/protest songs "It's been thought up by men and women who look like cigars. They're all freeloaders and cops. You can tell who they are. They're always carrying around calendars, guns or scissors." - On the long hair/sloppy dress "controversy" of the sixties "Colleges are like old-age homes; except for the fact that more people die in colleges than in old-age homes. There's really no difference." - On regrets not finishing college "An Evening With Bob Dylan" Sponsored By: Carthage Dean of Students Office, Campus Activities Board & Carthage Student Government Date: October 30 Door: 6:30 p.m. Show: 8 p.m. Venue: Carthage College - N.E Tarble Activities & Recreation Center (TARC) Capacity: 7,000 Ticket Cost: $39.50 (plus s/h) through TicketMaster For Sale: October 4 Pre-Sale: October 3 - Limited number of tickets. (See BobDylan.com for details) Stop by the Ranger News Office for answers. Carthage Info: Bob Dylan Crossword Author, "Positively 4th Street: The Lives and Times" Song title and ex-wife Jenny's song in 'Forrest Gump' Blood On The He killed Hattie Eight-legged book Album: A dirty movie? Bob's real last name Bob's mouthpiece Song about a boxer Ballad of a Man His first Academy Award winning tune Joan Baez's sister Homesick Blues His son's band, 'The ' "Lay Lady " Bob's birlh state Bob's hat of choice Non-bob "All Along The Watch Tower" singer ACROSS 2 3 6 8 10 12 16 17 DOWN Ifi 2 14 5 7 9 10 11 13 14 15 13 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Events Calendar October 8 dios malos - The Elbo Room October 10 Murder By Death & The Weakerthans - The Bottom Lounge October 12 Q and not U - Mad Planet Blueprint 76 - Hattrix/Kenosha "Pissed/Punk/Pop/Rock", fronted by Royce Nunley (formerly of the Suicide Machines). Also playing: Much The Same, Gimme Crack, Shot Baker All ages, 5 p.m., 21 and over, 9 p.m. Cost $5 October 13 Rufus Wainright - Vic Theatre Seth Horan - Union Square/UWP Formerly of Vertical Horizon. Bassist/singer/ songwriter. Show at 8 p.m. October 14 Lucky Boys Confusion - House of Blues Death Cab For Cutie - Riviera Theatre October 15 Movie: "Team America: World Police" in theaters KRS One - Metro Ammi & Flat Foot 56 -North Point Church/ Winthrop Harbor October 16 "Nintendo Fusion Tour" - Congress Theatre Comedian Bengt Washburn Union Square 8:30 p.m. October 17 Interpol - Riviera Theatre Arlo Guthrie - Old Town School of Folk Music October 18 "Rock The Vote" - Chicago State University October 19 "Kill Kitty Tour" - House of Blues October 20 "Get Out The Vote" forum - 3:30 p.m. at Main Place/UWP The Format & Switchfoot - The Rave/Eagle's Club Coheed & Cambria - Riviera Theatre October 21 moe. - The Rave/Eagle's Club October 22 Cake - Pabst Theater Kittie, Crisis & Otep - The Rave/Eagle's Club Vanessa Carlton - Park West Hamell On Trial - McAuliffe's Pub/Racine Singer/songwriter, called "acoustic-punk'' and "anti-folk". Toured w/Ani DiFranco. October 23 Deftones - The Rave/Eagle's Club If you know of an upcoming local show or event, email Katie: Flickadaisy@yahoo.com Tid-Bits "Most children are evaluated as 'highly creative' before entering elementary school. Because of the high value schools put on mathematics, logic, and language - only 10 percent of these children will rank as 'highly creative' by age seven." (Viewzone.com) "He's a really good cook. He can cook anything - macaroni and cheese, fried chicken..." Britney Spears on new husband Kevin Federline - (Bust Magazine, Sept.) "I'm so pathetic. I haven't done anything. I've never even been tipsy." Young girl and her dilemma regarding drugs and alcohol. (Eavesdropping at Common Grounds) "A lot of TV screens couldn't handle it. Especially if you have HDTV, it would just be too much; the TV would just short circuit." Mo Rocca (VH1, Comedy Central) explains why he doesn't go on air without his glasses. (Bust Magazine, Sept) "People with 'highly attractive' or very sexy voices were found to have significantly more sexual partners than those with 'unattractive' voices. In testing, men and women with symmetrical body shapes ranked highest - having the sexiest voices." (Evolution of Human Behavior, Sept.) Tfie BOAIHOUSe 4917 7th Ave. ph: 2S2.654.9922 LAYOUT: Two bars, patio, and one dining/banquet area. Sits right on the iake. DECOR: Sea theme: mermaids, ships and fish. Staff wears Hawaiian shirts. Points deducted for encouraging Jimmy Buffet karaoke selections. MUSIC: Karaoke! Fantastic on so many levels. THE CROWD: 30+ crowd, though very fiesty. Few younger, many regulars. Dancing: limited to one 'Electric Slide' and one line dance. Watch for a man with silky pants, (resembles "Carlton" from 'The Fresh Prince'.) Glides around like nobody's business. Songs & Singers: 'Tiny Dancer" - Younger guy serinaded his girl. "Black Velvet" -- Tail girl with very long hair. "Hotel California" •• German exchange student? "Help From My Friends" - Bearded man. Crowd helped. "All That Jazz" - White-haired lady. Very sassy performance. -i issm 14 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 . Deconstructing The Smirk: BY KATIE DYLEWSKI The bicameral theory, as Julian Jaynes coined it, suggests that both halves of the face can (and do) show separate emotions. Before you discount this as the creation of some way-too-much-time-on-theirhands Bush-hater - let us explore this theoiy. Facial expressions consist of skin and muscle being pulled or flexed, as directed by the brain. The left side of the brain controls the right side of your face/body and vice versa. Getting into the characteristics of each brain gets a bit confusing - see Figure 2. Moving on, the theory would back-up those half a nd half f acial expressions we often use: The smirk - Half smile, half solemn or upset The nervous smile - Half smile, half down-turned Forced to be polite - Half smile, half straight Try this with your driver's license, or a random photograph of yourself - cover up one half. Then do the other side. You'll be able see the slight inconsistency The left side should show a more forced expression, while the right displays more of your true emotion. An exception to this theory is the extremely symmetrical face (i.e. Princess Diana, Denzel Washington, et. al.), which is typically reserved for models and a select amount of beautiful people. It's pretty clear that Mr. President is neither of these, shown in this photo with one of his classic indecipherable expressions. A significant difference in both sides is a visual clue that this person's "should act" and "real feelings" lie at opposite ends of the spectrum. Though we can see that Mr. George Dubya is making every attempt at a warm smile - it's seems that something very different is happening in his head; making for the famous (and slightly unsettling) smirk. DISCLAIMER: Since a trained professional did not do this study, the results of the bicameral examination are inconclusive. Also, the views opinions expressed in this article do not necessarily Rational Public iirder Analytical Outwardly directed. reflect those of the staff of this publication. Rainbow Alliance Announces Campus Presence BY NICHOLAS MICHAEL RAVNIKAR Some might remember watching the news in 1998 and catching the stoiy of Matthew Shepard, a young man brutally murdered because he was gay. If not, eveiyone has probably all heard the phrase, "queer bashing." So, for obvious reasons, you shouldn't expect "The Laramie Project" to be a kneeslapper- although, the director, Moises Kaufman, does give the audience just enough repose at those critical moments to salvage a much-needed glimmer of hope. UW-Parkside's Rainbow Alliance gave a free showing of the film September 20 at 7:30 pm. Student turnout was sparse; nonetheless, the Rainbow Alliance made their presence known by showing the film, which serves to dispel much of the hostility or confusion with which straight culture tends to marginalize queer culture. It is suiprising that "The Laramie Project" never received a wider release from HBO, with cameos from relatively big names such as Janine Garafolo, Christina Ricci and Steve Buscemi. Kaufman, who wrote and directed the film, gives us a docu-dramatization of the actual interviews he and the Tectonic Theater Project members conducted as the basis for a play from which the film is adapted. Kaufman engages with thea udience as honestly as he can, evincing the profound relationship formed between these New York city-folk and the Laramie, Wyo., "The best / can do is the confrontation relative truth." - Dennis eachhaswiththeir ^ religious, political Cooper, Closer religious and political institutions alike, so as to serve a variety of ideological agendas. In the face of their family's tragedy, the Shepards offer their son as salvation - not only for the cultural economy of the town, but also for the murderers themselves (Russell Henderson and Aaron McKinney), who are sentenced to two consecutive fife terms and life in prison, respectively. Shepard's grieving father makes clear in an open address to the court that, 99 while neither he, his wife, nor his What the Rainbow Alliance did, by showing this film, was very quickly nullify any argument for "human nature" being the indiscriminate and undisputed source of social evil. Instead, It s accomphshed by f°regmund„•m g t„h e disagme with the death penalty. That whlch (hey smgU (Q c0[|de^n interviewing itself. The intricacy saved bo(h Henderson and McKinney. of the film's production process is left in tact for the audience to observe: The murder, the town, the trial, media coverage and the interviewers. Not only does the film serve to examine how Shepard's murder affected Laramie, the LGBTQ community across the nation, and his closest friends in the community, it also displays how the tragedy was exploited by media, A memorable scene is when a Catholic priest tells the playwrights that the community should let Henderson and McKinney "be their teachers," because the important lesson that needs to be learned is "where they learned to hate." The implicit message of this, of course, is that humanity should learn from its mistakes. they allowed for the silver screen in the Union Cinema to be a reflective skin that showed the audience members their own faces, words and deeds. The conflicts and beliefs, the friends and struggles of the everyday stared right back. Every drop of fear, anxiety, passion, anger and love lingered there in the auditorium in that moment before the credits began rolling. It was a nongendered erotic experience ... different, surely, for eveiyone who saw it. For any LGBTQ allies out there - straight folks who'd like to support equality of human rights - The Rainbow Alliance meets every Friday at noon in Greenquist Hall, room 119. Membership is open to everyone, regardless of his or her sexual orientation. "Heck," they're website says, "We don't even ask!" Their office is located on the second floor of the Library, room 283 in Wyllie Hall. And, just a reminder: LGBTQ history month is October. 15 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 Building or Destroying Character? By Emily Rasbornik Is politics creating fear? Some say Bush is using war to create fear and obtain more votes. Others say Michael Moore is using fear against the President to sway voters. What are your criteria for voting? Are you choosing candidates out of fear, hate, or is the phy sical appearance of each candidate more important? Kerry's botox or Bush's grin? Why was "Unfit for Command''' such a controversy? Why did the Kerry party want to ban this book from stores? And why was it selling out? A lot of students tell me to "just go see 'Fahrenheit 911.'"I am responding by saying "just go read 'Unfit for Command.'" This book will have an impact just as "Fahrenheit 911" did. John O'Neill and Jerome Corst, Ph.D wrote the New York Times #1 bestseller. The notorious swift Boat Veterans speak out against John Kerry. Why does their message seem to be the hot topic? It is because their testimonies show a frightening man. The impact this book has on society seems to have the same impact Fahrenheit 911 did. Seeing movies/ documentaries and reading books help people form views, which is the motive of authors or directors. This book was an eye opener. It makes some people think twice about fronts others put on. Which is what society is supposed to do, think. Americans have a right to question authority, to look at the real issues surrounding political figures. Looking at candidates past can show something about their character. How an older candidate now deals with the dishonorable events of their past can build or take away from their character. O'Neill & Corst said, "John Kerry is also the only known "Swiftee" who received the Purple Heart for a selfinflicted wound." It's your decision if you want to really find out if that statement is true or not. It's your decision to deem it coming from a credible source or not. Fear and anger seem to drive politics. How do you make your decisions? If your looking for more information about Kerry's past, a new documentary called "Stolen honor" will be released soon. This film interviews POW's who have obtained the most prestigious military medals you can earn They tell their story of being imprisoned and seeing a side of Kerry they think society should know about, visit www.stolenhonor.com/ documentary for more information. with dlnnei' llmon Spare mt is Fiesta Carnival with |aw Riders, I nflatables, Crafts and more! 10am-2pm Union Square/Patio Hypnotist Frederick Winters mm m Latin Comedy Troupe iSaleaffon! 7pm UnionSquare Comedian Bengf Washburn 1?:20pm Union Cinema * OUppeenn RKeeccrreeautnioonn iinn Tinhee Dveeinl Union Cinema _ Bowling - Air Hockey yfega Fiix/Freaky Snapshots The Den |Sjj4~6 i ^ Union Bazaar (RCC * MOT |LM LI - GM OT. - FLLTT - MOT far nor* ttwmatwa mm t® aw*. m §*t e«ms Brawn* wwww mat bwmm cowwtw 16 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 mToo^c S MOllth Equal Rights Vs. Liberty BY HENRY GASKINS As we know, the countiy we live in was founded on the principles of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, concepts that come with a high level of responsibility. The Declaration of Independence proclaimed our freedom from Britain back in 1776, because the British monarchy held a tyranny over the colonists and taxed them heavily without representation. America fought the Revolutionaiy War and won its independence. It's arguable to say that in today's U.S. government, the liberty we won is slipping away. Many people pay taxes that don't represent them, and government regulations exist that jeopardize the freedom from the government itself. Taxes conflict with liberty because the government is dependent on taxpayers to sustain itself. When taxes rise the government grows, usually by creating programs in an effort to help people or society in general. They create roads, schools, and fund themselves and their regulations almost completely. This may be seen by some as a good thing, but forcing citizens to do anything is automatically going to conflict with freedom. Perhaps the government means well by initiating regulations. For instance, the equal rights movement has helped create an even playing field for people that did not have as much of a chance to get ahead before, but it is something that is limiting the opportunities of others. It's a concept that tries to make our countiy a little more humane, which in turn takes away the freedoms people have to decide for themselves if that's what they really want. Seatbelt laws have a similar drawback, as most states enforce strict seatbelt regulations, citizens find themselves in a position without a choice. Our choices, are taken away from us on a daily bases. It's as if the government has started making decisions for the people (which, I suppose, is what we elect them to do). Regulations may enhance equal rights by protecting citizens from corporations, sexism, and racism, but the concept of liberty would imply that each human would not have to depend on equal rights regulations. Complete freedom means each person makes a decision individually as to what is fair, or if they even want to be fair. They decide if they want to live a life that supports others equally or if they want to give themselves a better opportunity to succeed however they define success. Humans should be able to control their regulations themselves, so if they feel it is better to wear a seatbelt they can make that decision without outside help or force. With liberty in mind, maybe we don't need such a big government. The bigger the government and the more regulations, the less freedom there is. What happens as a result from less liberty is the further breakdown of the Declaration of Independence. BY PRESTON BROWN In this Country we have something called Equal rights, a system that is designed to ensure all citizens can get a fair opportunity regardless of race, sex or religion. This system is designed for all to have a chance in our country that is not blocked by prejudice, hate or ignorance. Some might want to argue that Equal rights are a strike against our liberty and freedoms, which in the text -book sense would be correct, but it is also protecting millions of Americans by allowing them to exercise their rights and freedoms. It ensures that minorities can have an equal chance to get ahead in this country. I know that some people see things like Affirmative Action as taking away their chances in life and giving them to someone else just because of their race or sex, but it's a necessary evil that is needed in today's society to help balance the playing field. Face it, this country is primarily run by people who have prejudices, just as millions of people around the world do. It's hard to just throw them away when you have been raised with them, by your parents or the media, feeding us fear this and hatred that, all the name of selling us their beliefs and stories. It's easier to get along with someone who is just like you; someone who looks the same, acts the same and talks the same, but easy isn't always rights and it isn't always fair. In fact easy tends to lead most people in the direction that they were already heading, not somewhere new where ideas can expand and possibilities can open. It would be nice to five in a world that had no racism and no hatred, but we don't live in that world yet. However, the equal rights movement is a step in the right direction. It allows people to work in situations that have diversity and share experiences with those that they might not have ever know, hopefully expanding the minds of all. I guess when it comes down to it, I would rather live in a world that tries to give people a fair shake, even it does restrict opportunities for myself, because it s better then the world that existed fifty years ago, a world that was run by upper-class rich white men who wanted nothing more then to keep their domination intact. From the Donkey's Mouth" is not intended to have a political connotation. The writers each take different sides of any particular argument whether they agree or not, and defend their side as best as possible. Suggestions for future arguments are always accepted. Please send ideas or feedback to rangernews@uwp.edu. 17 The Ranger News October 9, 2004 The Student Activities Open House Mon, Oct. 4 4-6pm Union 209 Find out what we can do for you! You ape Invite^'* Why Northwestern? We're Passionate About Your Future in Natural Health Care! 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Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp ads@yahoo.com Phone:(262)595-2287 Police Beat 9-04-04 Surprise, Surprise. Outer Loop Road. 12:03 am. Citations were issued for underage drinking and ID card violation. 9-10-04 The first Of many. MOLN. 12:52 am. Officers were dispatched to MOLN for an active fire alarm. No smoke or fire present. Alarm was reset. 9-10-04 Do they still teach Click It? Outer Loop Road 11.29 am. A citation was issued to a driver for a mandatory seatbelt violation. 9-10-04 Would hate to wake up to this. University Lot 11:40 am. Officers were dispatched to a hit and run accident in the University Aptartment parking lot 9-11-04 Alcohol brings out the worst in some. Outer Loop Rd. 1:32 am. Several citations were issued for underage drinking and disorderly conduct. 9-11-04 Hope it gets fixed. University Apartments. 12:00 am. A student reported damage to his vehicle in the University Apartment parking lot. 9-11-04 Apparently it's illegal to squat 9 28 pm. Dispatch was notified of a person believed to be squatting in Ranger Hall. 9-13-04 Must have been a slow night Wood Road 12:27 am. Citations were issued to a driver for failure to stop/ improper stop at a stop sign and operating a vehicle after vehicle suspension. The Jewish American Experience by Professor Timothy Crain Sunday, October 17th, 7:00 p.m. Beth Hillel Temple 6050 Eighth Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Dr. Timothy Crain, Professor in the Center for Jewish Studies and the department of history at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, will discuss the experience of Jewish immigrant groups arriving in the United States beginning in the mid-19th centuiy. "The Great Migration", as it was known, established in the U.S. the largest Jewish population in the world. How did these groups from Germany, Russia, and other European countries manage to assimilate so successfully into American society? Our dynamic speaker will explain the significant impact these immigrants groups have had on American culture and history. Dr. Crain received his Ph.D. in Modem Jewish history and modem British and Irish history from Arizona State University. His research interests include anti-Semitism in modern Europe, Jewish-American history, conflict studies, and comparative religious history. This presentation is part of the Chemerow Educational and Cultural series, which provides programs of Jewish content 3 or 4 times a year at Beth Hillel Temple. The lecture begins at 7:00 p.m. and is free and open to the public. 9-13-04 Wow, watch were you park nowadays! 313 pm A student reported damage to her vehicle while parked in the Union 9-13-04 Hope she's all right 3 08 pm Officers were dispatched to GRNQ for a report of a female that had fainted. Female was transported to Kenosha Hospital. 9-14-04 Ouch! Outer Loop Road/CART Lot. 7:55 am. Dispatch advised officers of a hit and run with a motorcycle. Subject was treated by Kenosha Fire Department and refused transport to 9-14-04 This happens every year. MOLN 10:47 am Officers were notified of soliciting flyers being posted on campus without permission. 9-15-04 No - not at Parkside. Outer Loop Road. 1:11 am. A citation was issued for underage drinking. 9A5-M At least no one was hurt! Wood Road/CART Parking Lot. 1112 am. Officers were dispatched to a traffic accident. No injuries. 9-16-04 Was the owner squatting in Ranger Hall? 2 10 pm. While on patrol an officer observed a bike in a ditch. 9-16-04 Looks like we have a good system. MOLN 9 42 am. Afire drill was conducted in MOLN. No problems noted. 9-16-04 Fm telling you, watch where you park. University Apartments. A student reported vandalism to his vehicle. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document N RNarefwgse r University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper News Pg. 3-6 Feature Pg. 7 Sports Pg. 8-11 Entertainment Pg. 12-14 From the Donkey's Mouth Pg. 16 Classifieds Pg. 18 Police Beat Pg. 18 September 25, 2004 UWP Students in Charge of $2.4 Million You have a right to know what's happening with your money. —Dave Koss, PSGA Vice President. BY EMILY RASBORNIK Did you know the UW system gives more power to students than any other school system nationwide? According to Dave Koss, Student Body Vice President, "In 1973, Wisconsin developed state statute 36.095, which gives students the power to allocate our own money...our segregated fees. There is a lot more power in the state of Wisconsin than there is anywhere else. For example the chancellor from a state school in South Carolina will give $60,000 to allocate to all student organizations. At UW-Parkside, our committee, SUFAC, (Student University Fees Allocation Committee) is given roughly 2.4 million to divvy up.'' "SUFAC is a committee of Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA). It's not a separate entity. It's a part of UWParkside's student government. The student government senators decided where that money goes. And that's how it is at every UW. It's our most important committee because it decides how best student organizations will be able to operate with the money they get. Allocating to our athletics and student support services is a big deal because it decides how the university will be constructed." The members of the fall committee were nominated on Friday, September 17. The qualification for obtaining a seat on this important committee is by being a student body senator. All the elected members have also had past evolvement in other organizations. There are four members who have been on the board in previous years. You must to be nominated by other senators and then voted in. None of these members have to take a budget class or be finance/accounting majors. Dave Koss said "Advisors Steve McLaughlin and Carol Kinsley help with decisions made. And having four members who have been on the board in previous years also helps. Don't think it's easy join. This year there was a three-way tie. Chris Landgrebe and Yang Yang pulled through and are two new members. There are ten total members, nine with voting powers and the tenth, Dave Koss, is the director. His job is to help with the organization and set up. There is a ninth spot still open. Chris Semanes, PSGA president will appoint someone this spot. The members all feel honored to be representing the student body. Chris Landgrebe said, "I felt that I could give the students of Parkside a strong voice." Because of lower participation rates within organizations on campus, the SUFAC members tend to be involved with other organizations on school. Some see it as a conflict of interest if a SUFAC member votes for an organization they are already involved in. SUFAC S first goal is to schedule a regular meeting time and then to "figure out what they will do with the contingency fund. Then they will move on to the business of what they are here for, which is allocating next year's money." The contingency fund is a pot of money, $138,000 to be exact, in which last year's SUFAC created to be dispersed to organizations how best they felt. It was set up as a system for checks and balances, as well as helping SUFAC to micromanage the student organizations. According to some students, SUFAC didn't seem as organized and well run in the past. There were some problems, but the new members on this committee are willing to look at what worked and change what didn't. Dave Koss assured the student body it won't be like that this year. "This year SUFAC will keep excellent records of what happens in meetings." Your SUFAC Members Dave Koss (Diretor) •Jerome Garrett Nick Henning Yang Yang Chris Landgrebe •Angie Gomez •Xavier Solis Tony Dubose •Jason Pinkowski President Appoints * indicates they have served on SUFAC prior years. Which departments get a chunk of the $2.4 million? Athletics Health and Counseling Childcare Residence Life Student Activities / Union 209 OMSA Volunteer Program Student Organizations (BSU, The Ranger News, WIPZ, Rainbow- Alliance, etc.) So how does this new parking system work? On Page UW-Parkside's Women's Soccer Team Rank #1 in Region On Page Do you recognize this Album Cover? On Page 12 2 The Ranger News September 25,20a RANGER STAFF Now through October 30 ^SMJcfng your used cell pons wl go to local stic violence victims Unused cell phone chargers are needed, tool M »cipn Activities (Union 209} RangerCard Office I Liabrary PSGA Office Womyn's Center Fine Arts Department! If your brgjcen apd doesn't work, ifwill still be accepted for repairs and then donated people who need it rh's program will nin through Domestic Violence Awareness Month (October), and is sponsored by Student I i fe Parksidc Student aSS B— Park • d-e Ad^ Student A,,,ancc< Ml the Chancellor's Leadership institute. ar News. Coordinated by The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. _easc feel free to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at- VJL • therangemews_uwp@yahoo.com A5SOCIAIHD We are located at Wyllie D- 139C Phone:(262)595-2287 Fax:(262)595-2295 Editor-in-Chief Henry D. Gaskins Assistant Editor Preston Brown Creative Director Emily Rasbornik Copy Editor Amanda Amason News Editor Tal Goldwater Entertainment Editor Katie Dylewski Sports Editor Russell Harris Graphic Design Manager Matt Gonya Business Manager Sonya Gonzalez Advertising Manager Avi Grewal Photographer Matt Cote Advisor Judith Logsdon Corrections In the September 11 issue it was noted that the UW-Parkside Women's Basketball Team was regionally ranked for the first time since they joined NCAA Division II; however, this statistic is from last season, and the rankings for this upcoming season are not out yet. Also, the photos that went with the hall names on page 7 were mixed up. George Molinaro's photo was next to Greenquist Hall, Kenneth L. Greenquist's photo was next to Wyllie Hall, and Camelo D. Tenuta's photo was next to Molinaro Hall. Frank J. Petretti's photo was next to the SAC, but he only the fieldhouse was named after him. 4 3 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Ralph Nader Visits UW-Milwaukee BY MATT WALLER On September 15, presidential candidate Ralph Nader spoke to a responsive audience of college students and other considered citizens in the Wisconsin Room of the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Student Union. Nader touched upon a number of issues ranging from the war in Iraq to the decriminalization of marijuana, specifically pointing out the many uses for industrial hemp. Not leaving a rock unturned, Nader aggressively approached many issues he feels his opponents, representing the Democratic and Republican Parties have sidestepped during their campaigns for this year's election. Nader was most vicious in his attacks against the Democratic nominee for President, John Kerry, and his supporters, going so far as to call Kerr}' "spineless." Nader also went out on a limb to verbally accuse such prolific liberal thinkers as anticorporate writer Noam Chomsky and controversial filmmaker Michael Moore of adopting an "unconditional surrender," of their vote and support to John Kerry, even though both have, on several occasions, denounced key portions of Kerry's platform. Even though a large amount of pressure is currently being put on Nader to drop out of the election, most of it comes from people who would generally support him. One student at UW-Milwaukee, Thomas Jones, spoke highly of Nader, saying, "I think we need a third party option and I feel Nader is a good choice," going on to mention Nader's stance on universal healthcare. When asked if he was worried that Nader would take away important votes from Kerry, or if he had adopted an "anybody but Bush" policy, he surprisingly responded that he would vote for Bush before Kerry, exemplifying the diversity of political thought on the Milwaukee campus. Nader, the consummate underdog in this year's election, spoke for over an hour, before fielding questions from the audience, where he displayed a knowledgeable understanding of issues important in Milwaukee. Against seemingly insurmountable pressure lor him to drop out of the election, Nader will continue to campaign up until the end. He hopes to visit all 50 states, saying he has already visited 49. Later that evening he planned to speak in Madison. His most important objectives at this time are to put his name on as many states' voting ballots as possible, which in some states can take up to 25,000 signatures, not to mention the amount of strict rules one must follow in gathering the signatures, and to inform people on the alternative ideas a third party candidate can offer. For more information on Ralph Nader, including his platform, visit www.votenader.com. Presidential candidate Ralph Nader speaks to a crowd of more than 450 students at UW-Milwaukee on September 15. New System in Place for Parking BYTAL GOLD WATER During the summer, there was a change in the parking system. Police chief Michael Marzion said, "The new parking sy stem works, that every student gets a parking pass." And, "now instead of people buying cards they are given cards through the segregated fees." Marzion also said, "The parking lots are us er fee funded. There are no tax dollars, no university dollars. All the users pay for lots. That is one of the reasons parking is not free at the university because of maintenance, snow plowing and salaries." To bring the Racine bus it costs UW-Parkside $40,000 a year and the UW-Parkside ranger was purchased for $70,000. These thin gs add up, so there has to ^ a set fee. He said, "Another reason We did this is because we changed the computer system over. PeopleSoft (the company t hat is now in charge of the computer system) was not allowing us to sell permits like we used to because when they changed the computer program we had to change the way we §rve out permits." Marzion said they did not want to go to the old system because it was too time consuming. The old sy stem had people lined up for their pass. He said, "So many things are paid through this transportation budget almost everybody benefits one way or another. If some one does not benefit they would be a minority." Marzion said a problem with the new system is that people are parking in the residential neighborhood and are starting to complain. He said, "I know the lots are full right now, but they are always full the first two weeks," and ^ common "the only reason we have permits at all is faculty and staff." He said he had to reassure SUFAC that faculty could not park for free because it would not be fair to the students. Athletes are the only community members who don't pay for parking. sight at the beginning of each semester, full parking lots. Marzion said tickets are still going to be given out in the new system. To appeal a ticket, you have to go to the police station and pay $5 and fill out an appeal form. That form goes to his desk, and he can either void it or send it to the parking appeals review committee. The committee has the final word on the ticket. If you win your appeal you will get your $5 back. The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Real World Experience for Business Students BY AARON ZABLER In Fall 2003, the Solutions for Economic Growth (SEG) Center was developed in the School of Business and Technology at UW-Parkside. The organization was developed as an avenue for business students to obtain "real world" experience by connecting them with local companies. The SEG acts as an intermediary that joins students who desire business world application of their skills and local businesses that are in need of business solutions. This results in a combination that is beneficial for both parties. The business areas that are addressed include: information technology, operations management and marketing solutions. The SEG's objective is "to support live student projects, enhance [student] learning and make an impact on the community," says Dirk Baldwin, Ph.D., of the Business Department. Once a project is submitted, the SEG will attempt to match the project to the appropriate class, or students may be selected to develop and complete the project independent of a class. A faculty member is assigned to oversee the project, but the students are in charge of handling it. Dr. Baldwin explains that the students learn "project management methodology." "The students learn all the documentation you have to go through to start up a project." Students also "document the requirements of the project implement the project and communicate the status of the project - it's as professional as possible," Dr. Baldwin said. Students have had the opportunity to work on various projects for companies such as: Johnson Diversity, Snap-On, Racine Volunteer Center and the Kenosha Community Health Center. Currently, 20 students are working on 11 different projects. Jeremy Scuffham commented on the experience saying, "As a student, it's exciting to be able to plan, implement, and manage a program that other students will continually benefit from." Scuffham is currently working on an Undergraduate Business Program Marketing Project with fellow student Ben Stark. If you would like to know more about SEG or have any questions, you can contact the director, Suresh Chalasani, Ph.D., at sureshxhalasanrfi uwp.edu . Put Some Muscle Into Your Resume BEFORE You Graduate! If you are thinking about pursuing a career at a manufacturing company, the Racine/Kenosha Chapter of the American Production and Inventory Control Society (APICS) is here to help you! YOU'RE looking for local exposure to businesses; WE'RE looking for ambitious students interested in a real bargain and willing to help us create a student chapter. For $20, you will get: •Z Your resume posted on www.rakeapics.ora www.apics.ora • Opportunities to attend local APICS Professional Developmental Dinner meetings and seminars where networking opportunities abound, all at greatly discounted rates. Your first dinner meeting will be FREE! •Z A competitive advantage in writing term papers by receiving a copy of all annual APICS conference presentations. %/ The inside track on earning a valuable CPIM certification prior to graduation to set yourself apart from the other job candidates—on your resume and during the interview. Up-to-date information on manufacturing terminology and best practices for added confidence in interviewing by receiving the APICS dictionary and the monthly Performance Advantage Magazine. • Opportunities for free travel to APICS events. If you are interested, motivated and want more information, please contact: APICS. mTW EKBSUOCUA8TCtOEM MMt tSiOAOGEttTKTM T Mark Hanke, CPIM VP of Student Relations Racine/Kenosha Chapter of APICS Mark.Hanke@Abbott.com www.rakeapics.org Will the New Union be Named After Anyone? A follow up from How in the Hall Did They Get Their Names? BY EMILY RASBORNIK How do you get a building named after you? Well in this day and age you need to donate 10 percent of what the building costs. According to Lenny Klaver, University Relations and Advancement, our halls were named after people who donated no money. But Wyllie, Greenquist and Molinaro did not donate anything themselves. They were instrumental figures in the founding of UW-Parkside. Back then there were no laws saying you had to donate a certain amount of money in order to get your name on a building. Now its different. The Board of Regents says you have to donate a substantial amount of money. The cost to build the SAC was $13.1 million and $1.3 million was donated, with the top three major donors having their names associated with the building. If you notice there is no name on the communication building. When renovations happen someone will have to get 10 percent of the cost donated to obtain the naming right to the building. For our new Union being built, the students pay for all but a small percentage. The building is being paid by the students for the future students. Mud Puddle Unites BY EMILY RASBORNIK On Wednesday, September 15, at 11 p.m., UW-Parkside students showed how fun campus life can be. As the rain poured, students created a mud slip and slide next to the sand volleyball courts by the campus apartments. It started with five girls. Sophomore Jacqui Brandenburg was one of influential students who spotted There is a small fee in tuition each vear for the new union. PSGA made the decision for building the new union last year. The building will be named the "Union" because naming rights aie different for non-academic buildings. Students now are paying for the union they may never use. The reason they won't be able to use it is because it won't be built for a long time, but it will hopefully keep our school growing. Journalist Joseph Hanneman wrote, "Irvin G. Wyllie was always asked 'When will the campus be complete, w hen will everything be finished?' The answer is never. Harvard, America's first university was founded in 1636. It is still a developing university, as UWParkside will be for many years and many future generations." Some say the new union will help expand the school and keep it alive. I say if I pay tuition and graduate from UW-Parkside and the new union still isn't done, I should get a brick with my name on it. Lenity said buildings are named after someone who connotes a legacy. We are expanding for the future students by creating a new union, so won't we be a legacy? the puddle while running in the rain with a couple of old roomies from Ranger Hall. She was one the first to slide in the mud pile, "ft looked too fun. ft was a natural Slip-n-Slide" After Jacqui and her friends left, dozens came out to try the slide. Within a few moments people were peering from their windows, porches, and doorways. There were a couple of chants from the crowd and then a full moon.. .and it wasn't in the sky. A man decided to take this mud slide to a new level by hitting the puddle nude. The crowd then grew bigger and so did the number of student's slip'n and sliding. They went down in two's, three's, and even four's. This puddle brought a bit of bonding to the campus life, as students joined together for the joy of a good old mud bath 5 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Foreign Film Nights Pick up a brochure at the Information Center, International Studies, Residence Life or Student Act.vit.es Osama September 29 9 p.m. September 11: What Better Day For A Picnic Good Bye, Lenin! October 6 Student Foreign Series Sponsored by the Student Center & Foreign Film Series 9 p.m. Free Popcorn & Soda sponsored by PIC for Good Bye, Lenin! Union Cinema Free Admission Concessions will be open! BY AMBER TAYLOR September 11, 2001 was a day filled with tremendous tragedy and outrage throughout the entire nation. Hijacked jetliners hit the World Trade Center in New York and the Pentagon outside Washington. International and world leaders were swift in reacting to the terrorist attacks. Three years later, on Saturday, September 11, 2004, nearly 50 international students and their house families attended the second annual International Welcome Picnic at Petrified Springs Park, hosted by the Parkside International Club (PIC), Central International Studies and the Adventures of Life Long Learning (A.L.L.) House Families. Students, families and friends all showed up for a w onderful picnic (provided by the families) for a chance to mingle with fellow students from all over the world. The day was filled w ith food, pictures, laughter, relaxation, and the chance to start new friendships. "We hope to grow as a tradition at Parkside," the international programming coordinator, Consuelo Clemens noted that the PIC organization helps international students to become part of the Kenosha-Racine community, while building relationships with American Students. "Everybody has become friends. Even though we come from different countries, we all speak the same language," says Sherly Hamm, a Parkside student from Indonesia. Bindra Sukheja, another international student attending Parkside, is grateful to. know that after the terrorist attacks in New York, people can still come together and interact in harmony. There is nothing more rewarding than witnessing people from all over the world interacting with one another on September 11, the third anniversary of a day filled with anger among thousands of international and world leaders and citizens. International students and their host families get food at the Parkside International Club Picnic on September 11. YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Advertise with nig The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ads@yahoo.com Phone:(262)595-2287 The Ranger News September 25,2004 Backyard Bash BY HEATHER TODD On September 9, from 4-11 p.m., Parkside Activities Board (PAB) hosted the Backyard Bash, one of the first events of the school year, outside the student Union. Each of the featured artists gave incredible, unique performances, ranging in style and diversity. A great example of creativity came from a group who call themselves Dream. They presented choreographed routines incorporating hip-hop, house, break dance, Afro- Cuban and West African dance styles. Dream includes six members, all hailing from the Oakland, Calif, area, bringing their West Coast talents to UW-Parkside. Near the end of their segment the stage was opened up to the audience, allowing participants to take part in a quick workshop teaching some dance moves and routines displayed during their performance. After enjoying some creative dance and slam-poetry the stage was turned over to the collaborative efforts of the artist's featured on 'The Collective Vol. 2." Aimagideon gave a high intensity performance giving way to all the artists presented on this locally produced album. A few among included Taste MC with leader Fidell and Neptune. All the artists culminated throughout the show to give exciting group performances. According to PAB President Chamika Ellis, more than 125 people attended Backyard Bash throughout the night ot September 9. Jack White's Back! The King of Billiards and Trick Shots is returning to UW-Parkside See him at The Den September 27 - October 1 Daily starting at nam Tournament Register in The Den Trick Shots by Jack Hell teach you too! Billiards Clinics with Jack! Sponsored by Intramurals - Student Activities - Parkside Student Center - The Den Dean Marwan Wafa Want to Meet a CEO? BY EMILY RASBORNIK Executive-in-Residence Program is an event that "caters to all students, in every department. If you're an Art major you're going to have to know how to sell your art, otherwise how will you make money?" Dean Marwan Wafa, School of Business and Technology, brings in CEO's of successful businesses "for students to achieve a greater knowledge of the work world. There is something to learn from the success and failure of businesses. We bring in these real people so they can share their expertise with the student population at UW-Parkside. Students should attend this special forum because of the netw orking that will be available. "Students have gotten jobs from the past Executive-in-Residence Programs. Through these interactions, meeting people in the workforce and combining their knowledge with classroom learning, our students will hopefully get their ideas out there and become just as successful. These CEO's take us on their journey of how they got their companies started and we find out how they survived. Did they start out with no money? How did they know their idea was a good one?" Come ask your questions to Diane Doors, President of DeltaHawk Inc. on November 9 at 9:30 a.m. or 11 a.m. The session is about 50 min. long and is located in the Union Cinema. "Learn on a personal level how they battled through obstacles to obtain success." 7 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Featur Third Parties: A Thing of the Past or Future? BY AMANDA AMASON With the 2004 presidential elections just around the corner, most people ate very sure who they want, or more importantly, don't want, in the White House come January. For the majority of voters, it comes down to a choice between two men: the Republican and the Democrat. But what about the other men and women - the third party candidates. There are more than 100 third parties organized in America; yet, in the 2000 presidential election, only 3.74 percent of Americans voted third party. In fact, since 1856, every American president has been Republican or Democrat (Republicans 18, Democrats 10, for who's counting). Some third party candidates such as: Ross Perot (I), John Anderson (I) and Ralph Nader (G) are considered "spoilers."Nader was accused of this in the 2000 presidential election. The Democrats pleaded with him to drop out of the election because the majority of Green Party voters would normally have voted Democrat, thus taking votes away from A1 Gore. By the way, he's running again this year, and they're accusing him of the same. In a U.S. Department of state interview, professor of Political Science and author of "Politics at the Periphery: Third Parties in Two-Party America," David Gillespie says that if a candidate "gets a large enough percentage of the votes, demonstrating popular support for his party's appeals, at least one of the major parties will adopt some of that agenda to ... gain those votes.'' Third parties have historically been consequential in changing platforms on issues such as: Antislavery with the "mid 19th century political crisis" teaming the Free-Soil Party, Barnburners, the Liberty Party and the Whigs; Monetary policy and the relationship between government and corporations with the Greenbacks, Knights of Labor and the Populists around 1890; The Prohibition Party won the 18th amendment against production and sale of alcoholic beverages and the Libertarian and Green Parties are working for the legalization of medicinal marijuana, just to name a few. The most successful third party was Abraham Lincoln's Republican Party, formed in 1854 in opposition to the Kansas-Nebraska act, which would inevitably spread slavery into the western territories. There are so many third parties, really, all it takes is a platform, a website and some t-shirts and bumper stickers to become one, but here are some of the more interesting third parties I found: The Multi-Capitalist Party's motto is, "capitalism for all people equally," they denounce both capitalism and socialism and believe that every person should be a successful landowner without excessive taxation. The Libertarian National Socialist Green Party believe in the personal freedom of Libertarian Party platform, environmental improvement of the Green Party and collective and personal action as in National Socialism. The U.S. Pacifist Party is an anti-war party. They want to transform the U.S. military into "a non-violent defense and humanitarian service corps. The Pansexual Peace Party's only real platform issue is to protect everyone's right to talk about and to have sex with whomever and whatever, wherever they please. Their motto is "Sex is good, sex is great, yeah sex!' The Pot Party is "a movement to pretty much legalize marijuana" and to mandate the growth of it. For more information on the significance of third parties, and the platforms of some, go to www. politicsl.com. The Student Activities Open House Mon, Oct. 4 4-6 pm Union 209 Find out what we can do for : a- . • v - -• 8 The Ranger News September 25,2004 Sports UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team Thumps Grand Valley State Weiher Leads Lady Rangers With Pair of Goals BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor About 100 people gathered at Wood Road Field on September 9 to watch the Lady Rangers outscore the Grand Valley State Lakers 4-1 in a regional game. UW-Parkside came in ranked 23rd in the nation in the National Soccer Coaches Association Poll (NSCAA), but as of September 14 was ranked first in the region and eighth nationally. The national ranking is the highest the women's soccer team has made in UW-Parkside history Junior midfielder, 16, Allison Wild, had an attempt blocked at the 26:20 mark in the contest and GVS blocked another attempt by UW-Parkside at 23:07. Senior Goalie, Abbigale Wild, played another great game as she blocked three Lakers attempts. UW-Parkside's scoring attack began with 7:13 remaining in the first half when 18, Charissa Weiher, a freshmen midfielder, scored to make it 1-0 at the half. In the second period, at the 41:40 mark, GVS tied the game at 1-1. But UW-Parkside took the lead for good when they moved the ball down field and Weiher scored her second goal of the day. With 16:02 left in the game, 10, freshman forward, Laura Eide, scored on a kick past the GVS Goalie to make it 3-1. UW-Parkside struck again for the last time with 6:49 left in the game as 6, Kelly Baker, a freshman midfielder, scored to make it 4-1. GVS had just one corner kick and only four shots on goal in the game compared to UW-Paikside's three comer kicks and nine shots on goal. Laura Eide, Charissa Weiher, Megan Jurvis, and Katie Gaal added assists. UW-Parkside lost 4-0 last season to GVS in NCAA Division II Tournament play, which makes this win a little more special. Junior Midfielder, Allison Wild, controls the ball for UW-Parkside Ask Dave BY RUSSELL HARRIS Sports Editor Recently I had the opportunity to speak with UW-Parkside Athletic Director, Dave Williams, and asked him for his thoughts about some upcoming athletic events. Q: What and when is the second annual Texas Roadhouse Roundup? A: "On October 1, which is Friday, the second annual Texas Roadhouse Roundup will be held here at UW-Parkside. It is ail extraordinary promotion where Texas Roadhouse feeds 500 students. Obviously, they have fantastic food! Last year they brought out hamburgers, hotdogs, chili, baked potatoes, fried appetizers and cinnamon butter rolls. It rained hard last year and almost blew the tent over! So, we're going to try it again this year. Texas Roadhouse Marketing Coordinator, Elizabeth (Liz) McHalffey, is helping us with this event. This year, if it rains, we're going to hold it indoors. The men's soccer team will play a GLVC game at 1:15 p.m. versus SIU-Edwardsville and the women's soccer team will host SIU-Edwardsville at | 3:30 p.m. in a GLVC match up while the women's volleyball team will play GLVC opponent Northern Kentucky at 7 p.m The Texas Roadhouse Roundup is going to happen after the women's soccer game and we are hoping that every one joins us to eat. We're going to have the food available at the gymnasium around 5 p.m. It will be the women's volleyball teams first home game of the year, too. It should be a tun day! We will probably be giving out free items to the crowd as well, things like stress balls and t-shirts. You have to come to one of the games in order to get some free food at the gymnasium Q: How can UW-Parkside students get tickets for the men's basketball game against the Wisconsin Badgers on November 10 in Madison? A: There will be a contest in which approximately 20-30 tickets will be given away to our most loyal fans for this game, which includes free transportation. The more games and events one goes to before November 10, the more likely it will be that he or she will get a ticket. We'll have a lot of fun up there and both teams will play hard." The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Volunteering is more than going to a soup kitchen, helping at a senior center, making cards for children or sponsoring a food drive. Volunteering can help you succeed for your future. Come and see what giving back to your community can do for you. Friday, Oct. 1 • Noon • Union 106 >ifp LEADERSHIP SERIES Sponsored by Student Activities For more information call 595-2200 or stop by Student Activities, Union 209 The University of Wisconsin- Parfaide provides services forpalronswilhspecial needs. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-234;. Sports Shots Perez is GLVC Player of the Week in Men's Soccer Goalie Victor Perez, 0, was named GLVC Player of the Week in men's soccer. The freshman goalie blanked Rockhurst and 18th ranked Truman State on September 11 and 12 respectively. UW-Parkside's Women's Soccer Team Remains Undefeated On September 12, the women's soccer team took on Wheeling Jesuit, in a nonconference game at Wood Road Field. Laura Eide, 10, freshman forward, scored one of the team's goals, and senior midfielder Lindsey Griffitts, 12, added a goal to help the Lady Ranger's get the win. Wagner Goal Lifts UW-Parkside's Men's Soccer Team Over Rockhurst The U W-Parkside Men's Soccer Team got payback September 11 with a 1- 0 victory over the Rockhurst Hawks (Missouri) in a non-conference match up at Wood Road Field. Last season, UW-Paikside lost 2-0 to the Hawks. Rockhurst has nine returning starters from last season. U W-Parkside forward Dusty Wagner, 7, scored the only goal that the Ranger's needed at the 66:02 mark. The assist was made by 23, midfielder, SherYang. UW-Parkside's freshman goalie, Victor Perez, made seven saves in helping to preserve the victory. Tommenip Scores Goal to Beat Truman State On September 12, one day after winning a tight game over the Rockhurst Hawks (1-0), the UW-Paikside Men's Soccer Team hosted Truman State and won by a final score of 1-0. UW-Parkside has won five consecutive games including three other teams that appeared in the NCAA Division II Tournament last season. UW-Parkside got all of the offense they needed as junior defender, Ben Tommerup. 9, scored on an assist by teammates Jared Lechusz. 6, a junior midfielder, and junior midfielder, Sher Yang, 23. UW-Paikside freshman goalie Victor Perez, 0, had five saves to secure his fourth shutout of the season Great Lakes Valley Conference Announces Expansion... Press Release June 29, 2004 INDIANAPOLIS, Ind- The Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC) ami the council of Presidents have announced that Drury University, Springfield, Mo., Rockhurst University, Kansas, Mo., and the University of Missouri-Rolla, Rolla, Mo., will join the league for the 2005- 06 academic year. The addition of these three institutions will bring the GLVC's membership to 14 schools, tying it with the Rocky Mountain Athletic Conference (RMAC) and the Pennsylvania State Athletic Conference (PSAC) as the fifth largest conference in NCAA Division II. There are a total of 23 NCAA Division II conferences in the country. "Our institutional representatives have been discussing conference expansion for the past two years, and are delighted to welcome Drury, Rockhurst and Missouri-Rolla to the GLVC," said GLVC Commissioner Jim Naumovich. "All three institutions have outstanding academic reputations, strong presidential leadership, and boast solid athletic programs. We feel their addition to the GLVC greatly strengthens our Conference and provides our member schools with a presence, and additional visibility in three new markets (Springfield, Kansas City, and Rolla, Mo.)." The GLVC last expanded in 1995 when the University of Missouri- St. Louis joined as the leagues 12th member. Indiana University-Purdue University, Ft. Wayne, Ind. left the GLVC in 2001 to pursue NCAA Division I membership status. The league has remained at 11 institutions since that time. Each year more than 2,500 student-athletes participate in 17 conference championships. The GLVC has won a total of 10 NCAA Division II Basketball National Championships (i.e. nine men's basketball titles and one women's title). In addition, the GLVC has had a team participate in the men's basketball title game for 10 consecutive years. Work began in July to begin development of 14-team schedules for the 2005-06 season. 10 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Sport Shots Continued.. UW-Parkside Men's Soccer Team Successful in Puma Classic A crowd of about 150 spectators came to see the UW-Paikside Men's Soccer Team compete in its own Puma Classic at Wood Road Field and were not disappointed as the team won both of its games over the course of the weekend. The action was fast-paced and intense. Hie University of Findlay (Ohio) was UW-Parkside's opponent on September 4, at 12 p.m.. UWParkside got the only goal they needed 15:59 into the game as junior forward, Alen Osmanovic, 12, scored a goal. A Findlay player missed wide left on a goal attempt with 23:59 left in the first period. Findlay did not have many attempts on goal throughout the game. The score was 1-0 at the half, but UWParkside got some security in the second half as the team struck three more times. Bojan Jovicic, 8, a freshman forward/midfielder, scored at the 28:55 mark to put the Rangers up 2-0. Later, forward, Issam Ismaili, 25, a sophomore, scored to make it 3-0. Finally, freshman forward, Andre Francois, 14, scored with 12:15 left in the contest to wrap up UW-Paikside's scoring attack. UW-Parkside won by a final of 4-0. On September 5, the UW-Parkside Men's Soccer Team played against the Gannon University Golden Knights (Pennsylvania) and beat them in a close game, 2-1. The first half was scoreless until U WParkside's Sher Yang, a junior midfielder, found the back of the net at the 69:44 period in the game Derek Kilps, 18, a junior midfielder, scored the game-winning goal. The roster for the All-Tournament Team for the Puma Classic includes midfielders Alen Osmanovic and Sher Yang, defenders Ethan Richter and Ben Tommerup, and goalie Victor Perez. Baker Leads UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team over Findlay On September 5, the UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team continued to look sharp as they handed the Findlay Oilers their second loss of the season. Freshman Kelly Baker, 6, a midfielder, scored two goals. Senior Lindsey Griffitts, 12, a midfielder, scored once. Freshman forward Laura Eide, 10, scored a goal for this exciting young soccer team, also. You Are Invited To "Midnight Madness" at UW-Parkside! When? Friday, October 15, 2004 Time? 6:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m. Where? DeSimone Gymnasium at UW-Parkside Why? First official practice for the Men and Women's basketball teams. Join Head Coaches Luke Reigel and Jenny Knight as they open tire 2004- 05 basketball season with their first official practices of the year. The teams will also scrimmage and conduct a free clinic for all youth in attendance. 'Midnight Madness" is free and is open to the public. So bring your family out for some hoops and some fun. For more information, please contact Steve Nelson at 595.2512. Come join the ranger's as they prepare for a great season of exciting NCAA Division II basketball! UW-Parkside Race Walkers Excel At U.S. Olympic Trials UW-Parkside's Ben Shorey finished sixth at the U.S. Olympic Trials 50k race-walk at Chula Vista, Calif, on February 15 . He walked the 31 1 mile distance in 4:27:37. He was tire youngest competitor in tire event, while UW-Parkside's Stephen Quiike was the next youngest. Quiike placed 10th with a time of 4:46:29. Women's Soccer Team Upset by Northern Kentucky... Wilder, KY: The women's soccer team (5-1) was upset on Sep. 17 in a road game against the Northern Kentucky Norse by the final score of 2-0. This was the GLVC (Great Lakes Valley Conference) opener for both teams. UW-Parkside entered the contest ranked #8 in the nation and #1 in the region, while Northern Kentucky came in at #23. Abbigale Wild registered four saves for the Lady Ranger's. Men's Soccer Team Knots Northern Kentucky 0-0... Wilder, KY: UW-Parkside (5-1 -1) played well on the road against #18 ranked Northern Kentucky, but did not score any goals. The Ranger's had more shots on goal than the Norse, including a shot that bounced off the Norse post near the end of regulation! Freshman goalkeeper, Victor Perez, made two saves in the game. This was also a GLVC opener. Women's Volleyball Team Loses First Two GLVC Games... Southern Illinois: The women's volleyball team (4-6 overall, 0-2 in GLVC) lost their match on Friday, Sep. 17, against SIU Edwardsville 30-19,30-27, and 30-22. It was their GLVC opener and was played in Southern Illinois. Senior Brook Strickland, #14, had eight kills while senior Noelle Swartz, #9, and senior Kandi Bauer, #3, added seven each. Swartz added 13 digs and junior Ashley Vycital, # 2, contributed 29 assists. Southern Indiana: On Saturday, September 18, the Lady Ranger's played Southern Indiana and lost 30-24,23-30,30-16,25-30, and 15-10. Stricklapd contributed 20 kills, while junior Lindsey Jones, #12, had 11 and Noelle Swartz added 11 The match was grueling and tight and lasted approximately two hours. Vycital had 53 assists. them a lot closer and our team is definitely improving. We have a lot of young players, but this was definitely a growth experience for us. We played well," said Todd Streeter, Assistant Coach. UW-Parkside Rugby Team Plays Hard in Loss to UW-Whitewater... On Saturday, September 18, the UWParkside Rugby Team (0-2) matched up with UW-Whitewater at the outdoor track here at UW-Parkside. UW-Parkside trailed for a good part of the contest and had to fight an uphill battle to try to catch up, which is just what the squad did, but came up just short losing by the final score of 21-12. "Last week, UW-Whitewater won by a score of 91-7, so we played UW-Parkside Keeps Pace at 26th Annual Midwest Collegiate Cross- Country Open... On Saturday, September 18, UWParkside hosted the 26th annual Midwest Collegiate Open and overall had a strong day. It was a gorgeous, sunny, and somewhat breezy day as numerous spectators gathered to watch and cheer on runners in the competition. The women's team placed 7th overall out of 20 teams with a score of 210 in the 5,000 meter run. Junior, Michelle Boldon, finished 23rd with a time of 19:17, while junior, Tiff Belongia, finished third with a time of 19:41. Other UW-Parkside finishers include Naomi Bong who placed 47th with a time off 20:05 and sophomore, Jill Winkler, was 51st with a time of 20:09. Junior, Emily Junion, finished 57th with a time of 20:24. On the men s side, junior Cal Kromm, covered the 8,000-meter course in 25:39 and finished eighth overall. Iowa State's Grant Shadden won the race in 24:53, just beating out former UW-Parkside runner, Quinn Newton, by 10 seconds at the finish line! Newton, running unattached, finished in 25:03. There was some Division I school's participating in the event as well. 11 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 UW-Parkside Sports Schedules & Standings UW-Parkside Women's Softball Schedule Date Opponent Time Sept. 11 HIC Tournament 10 a.m., 12 & 6 p.m. Sept. 12 NIC Tournament 10 a.m. & 2 p.m. Sept. 18 Chicagoland Classic 3, 7 & 9 p.m. Sept. 19 Chicagoland Classic 2 & 4 p.m. Sept. 25 Trinity International 10 a.m. Sept. 25 St. Francis 2 p.m. Sept. 25 St. Xavier 4 p.m. Sept. 26 UW-Oshkosh 10 a.m. Sept. 26 College of Lake County 4 p.m. Sept. 26 McHenry County 12 p.m. Oct. 3 NIU Tournament t.b.a. Oct. 9 Wisconsin t.b.a. Women's Cross Country Schedule Date Onnonent Time Sep. 18 Midwest Collegiate Open 12 p.m. Sep. 24 Augustana Invitational 5:45 p.m. Oct. 2 Loyola Lakefront Invitational 11 a.m. Oct. 9 Wartburg Invitational 11 a.m. Oct. 16 UW-Parkside Invitational 1 p.m. Oct. 23 GLVC Championships (NKU) 11 a.m. Nov. 6 NCAA II Regionals (SIUE) t.b.a. Nov. 20 NCAA II National (Evansville, Ind.) tb.a. Men's Track/Cross Country Schedule Date Sep. 6 Sep. 18 Sep. 18 Sep. 25 Oct. 2 Oct. 9 Oct. 16 Oct. 23 Nov. 6 Nov. 20 NCC Open (Naperville, 111.) UW-Oshkosh Invite Midwest Collegiate Open Griak Invite (Minneapolis, MN) Loyola Lakefront Invitational Carthage Invite UW-Parkside Invite GLVC Championship (NKU) NCAA II Regionals (SIUE) NCAA II Nationals 11 am. 4 p.m. 12:45 p.m. 10:45 a.m. 11a.m. 11 am. 1:45 p.m. 11 am. t.b.a. t.b.a. Home Matches Bolded UW-Parkside Sports & Activity Center "Activity Space" Semester Hours (Weight room, racquetball courts, gym, fieldhouse and issue room) HOURS Mon-Thurs: 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri: 7 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat: 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sun: 6-9 p.m. PHONE NUMBERS Issue Room: 262-595-2159 Pool Hours: 262-595-2780 GLVC Men's Soccer Standings/As of Sep. 14, 2004 Overall Win Loss Tie Pet Lewis 1 6 0 0 1.000 N. Kentucky 4 o Mil 1 0.900 UW-Parkside 5 \ l 0 0.833 SIU Edwardsville 5 l 0 0.833 Beilarmine 2 i M 1 0.625 Kentucky Wesleyan 2 2 0 0.500 Indianapolis 2 2 1 0.500 Quincy 2 3 2 0.429 Missouri-St. Louis 2 3 0 0.400 Southern Indiana 1 4 1 0.250 St. Joseph's 1 4 0 0.200 GLVC Women's Soccer Standings/As of Sep. 14, 2004 Overall UW-Parkside Beilarmine Missouri-St. Louis N. Kentucky Indianapolis QuincyO.OOO SIU Edwardsville Lewis Kentucky Wesleyan Southern Indiana St. Joseph's Win Loss Tie Pet. 5 0 0 1.000 3 1 0 0.750 4 2 0 0.667 3 2 0 0.600 2 2 0 0.500 1 1 2 0.500 2 3 0 0.400 2 4 0 0.333 0 1 1 0.250 1 5 0 0.167 0 3 2 0.200 GLVC Women's Volleyball Standings/As of Sep. 17,2004 Region Win Loss Lewis SIU-Edwardsville N. Kentucky S. Indiana Indianapolis Missouri-St. Louis UW-Parkside Quincy St. Joseph's Beilarmine Kentucky Wesleyan Pet 0.500 0.667 0.400 0.250 0.000 1.000 0.286 0.750 0.250 0.000 0.000 Overall Win Loss 3 4 4 4 5 5 7 8 10 2 7 Pet 0.700 0.667 0.636 0.600 0.583 0.444 0.364 0.273 0.231- 0.000 0.000 (Call pool for open swim hours. Schedule changes weekly) 12 The Ranger News September 25,2004 #4 - John Bult - "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" This photo appears to have been taken closer to Julie's 27th birthday, but let's pretend for a minute. I think they wanted this to be a sweet image of a father consoling his daughter on her sweet sixteen. What I see is a married guy (wedding ring) in a bar (beer and cigarette), holding hands with a girl who is twenty years his junior. She appears to have been in his trunk for 2-3 days, he let her out so they could go on a first "date". The crazed man is shewn here, insisting that she love him or else. She is busy wondering which unknown actor will play her in a recreation of this exact scene, on a future episode of'Cold Case Files'. #2 - Devastatin' Dave - "The Turntable Slave" Something tells me that Dave never quite devastated his way to the top. This top ten may have been his only shot at number one. From the hair washed in Wesson oil, the lightening bolt earring, to the outfit stolen from the wardrobe room of Brcakin' 2 - The Electric Bugaloo. You can't read the tiny yellow banner across the top corner, but it reads "Hear our message! Say no to drugs!". Note that the important "message" font is at least 8 times smaller than the "ZAP" covering Dave's crotch. b # 3 - Millie Jackson - "E.S.P" I know exactly how this cover layout came to be. See.. Millie is yet another former porn actress turned singer. Her producer called to do the shoot, but she was in the third of a nine-day coke binge and couldn't be reached. He looked through an archive of her photos and came across this one - which was taken just as she was about to perform her signature move on co-star, Rusty Tailpipe. Alter that, it was only a matter ol digitally replacing the man part with a cry stal ball. #1 - Tino - "Por Primera Vez" This album cover was made because not enough people in Tino's hometown hated him. Por Primera Vez means "For The First Time". As in - for the first time I have an excuse to wear my little sister's clothes. Tino is a smoldering latin heartthrob.. wearing Jordache shorts that were made for an 8 year old girl, and an Izod golf shirt stretched so light that you can see through it. The element that pushed this cover over the edge was his left hand, placed uncomfortably over the abdomen. (Tino now works delivering mail for UWP. If you see him - say hi.) TWs list was found somewhere onlim; & edited by Katie Dylewski worst album cowers of all time #8 - Country Church - No Title The first concept for this cover showed the men with a piece of straw in each of their mouths, but that was too much like smoking, and thus too edgy. Plus, the guy on the left kept tickling the other guys with his. The lady in front is the set designer's sister in law, and was brought in to keep the wholesome group from looking"tbo gay". Due to a scheduling conflict, the group was unable to accept an invite to play this year's Republican National Convention. They did, however, find time to autograph the President's personal copy of the album. #6 - The Minister's Quartet - "Let Me Touch Him" A title like this conjures images that have nothing to do with praising the gospel. #7 - Joyce - "Joyce" That's right, just "Joyce". It practically sells itself for as much as 50 cents, judging by the price tag. Kudos to the marketing genius who came up with this layout. If not for the rainbow jumpsuit, Sally Jesse glasses, and strategically placed rose, Joyce may not be the superstar that she is today. The Beatles kicked themselves when they saw this sexed-up cover art - Ringo had suggested the "naked huddle" concept years before the Orleans even came out., but Paul just figured Ringo was actin' a fool and told him to "hush". Besides that, if I ever 'wake up into a dream' where I'm surrounded by a bunch of hairy naked hippies, it had better be die result of a toxic snake bite and/or a fever induced coma. #5 - Orleans - "Waking and Dreaming" 13 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 — Events Calendar — 9/26 David HB Drake, 3-4pm - Bong Recreation Area "Back From Iraq", 1:30pm - Kenosha Public Museum 9/27 Decide, Cattle Decapitation, Diabolic - HOB/ Chicago "Boys without Girlfriends" Night - Common Grounds/Kenosha 9/28 "Rock Against Bush" with Midtown & Anti- Flag -Metro/Chicago Ben Lee w/ Pony Up - Schubas/Chicago Ani Difranco w/ Margaret Cho - Overature Center/Milwaukee Dead To Fall - The Bottom Lounge This AfterProject, Beneath This Ashen Sky - Bar 312/Buffalo Grove Godsmack - Orpheum Theatre/Milwaukee "Expressions In Stone" Exhibit (last day) - CART/UWP 9/29 A1 Green - Potowatomi Casino/Milwaukee 9/30 The Temptations & The Four Tops - Potowatomi Casino/Milwaukee 10/1 Alter Bridge - HOB/Chicago Lewsi Black - Potowatomi Bingo Casino/ Milwaukee 10/1 Folk Music Hootenanny, 7- 10pm - Anderson Arts Center 10/2 Brian Wilson - Auditorium Theatre/Chicago Taking Back Sunday w/' Fallout Boy- Congress Theatre/Chicago Alan Jackson & Martina McBride - Bradley Center/Milwaukee Bill Cosby - Overture Center/Milwaukee 10/5 "Vote For Change" with Jon Mellencamp & Babyface - Riverside Theatre/Milwaukee Dave Matthews Band - Kohl Center/Madison 10/6 Cee-Lo, Tweet, Teedra Moses - HOB/Chicago 10/8 Love w/ The Zombies - Park West lot HIM it Mm! The rnmors aie true. Bob Dylan's 'College Tour' bus will roll down 75th Street on Saturday, October 30th. Unbelievable? Hell yes. On September 15th, BobDylan.com announced new dates for it's upcoming 'College Campus Tour'. Carthage College, located right on Kenosha's lakefront, is getting a piece of the action. The big event will take in the N.E Taible Athletic mid Recreation Center (TARC). Tickets are at $39.50, and go on sale October 4th through Ticketmaster. Bob's website reports that a portion of tickets will only be sold to students, assumed the attenders of Carthage. -KD this issue wel teke a looksie ck: _ ******** -vr-tT -onaraidomfiickayni^L PA0DY O S PUB 5022 7th Ave. ph: 262 .652.7223 LAYOUT: Three main sections, not a big open area., more like a wide hallway. Front: Small bar area, stools & tables. Rear: Pooltable, electronic darts. Outside: Big fenced-in grassy area with picnic tables. DECOR: Lots of framed Frank Sinatra. MUSIC: Jukebox played all night Huge variety of music, from rock classics to the lesser-known bands of today. Jukebox gets an A+. THE CROWD: Ages varied - mostly boys. A lot of socializing, no dancing. Relaxed atmosphere - didnt spot any high heels or silky button-down shirts. JUKEBOX BREAKDOWN: A few of the choices: Radiohead, Glassjaw, Me First & The Gimmie Gimmies, Bob Dylan, Thursday, The Beatles, The Mars Volta, Rage Against The Machine, 'Before They Were Punk' - etc. 14 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 Foreign Film Fest BY SARAH RINKE A free movie on Wednesday nights? What more could UW-Parkside students ask for? When students, on select Wednesdays throughout the school year, present their Ranger Card at the box office at the Union Theatre, they will be granted free admission to the foreign film shown that evening. The Foreign Film Series has been going on since 1983, 23 years in 2005. Fourteen films are chosen from a survey taken by patrons in the spring to be shown over the academic year with seven films each semester. Being self-sustaining, the films do not have a designated sponsor and the money is primarily made through ticket sales. A $25 charge is issued to patrons and other citizens throughout the community who are interested in seeing these films. Although this price may seem a little steep, it is actually for a "season pass" to view all fourteen films throughout the year. It is recommended to purchase tickets early in the year, for Saturday showings have sold out for the past 22 years. The films are shown in the Union Theatre every weekend starting Thursday nights at 7:30 p.m. Other times are Friday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday at 5 and 8 p.m., and Sunday at 2 and 5 p.m. Director of the Foreign Film Series Committee, Norm Cloutier says that the films "are a unique opportunity for students here at Paikside because in order to see films of this ilk, they'd have to be going to Chicago or Milwaukee. It's an opportunity for students to see other cultures, see other languages and appreciate the difference in cultures and the commonalities that all people share." The film "Good Bye Lenin!" for example, is set in Germany and is sure to appeal to those looking for a good laugh. On the other hand, "The Magdalene Sisters" deals with deeper issues and should not be taken lightly. Cloutier says, "These films differ so much from the standard Hollywood fair. They really tell engaging stories. You're not going to see very many car chases, and usually not too much violence, but what you will get is engaging human stories." These films not only offer a highly educated experience, but they also promise a most enjoyable time. For more information on the Foreign Film Series, visit the website at: www.uwp.edu/events/forfilm Foreign Film Fest Calender September 29 Osama September 13 Good Bye, Lenin! September 27 The Magdalene Sisters November 10 Dirty Pretty Things November 17 Rana's Wedding December 01 Autumn Spring & cx ^1 Fpo - ^ * Pub * " * An Irish hib... With A Rock N Roll Attitude Racine & Kenosha 's ONLY True Irish Pub Corner of Meachem Road & Taylor Avenue in Racine Minutes Away from UW-ParksideI 554-9695 Parkside's favorite Pub for over 6 years Every day Featuring music from bands across the globe including Ireland, Scotland, England, Canada, Australia, Hawaii and almost every other state in the U.S. Mondays Miller Lite Pints -$1.50 Tuesdays $2.00 Off ALL cover charges with student ID PLUS Every day is Mystery Beer Day! Pitchers of Miller Lite — $3.50 or Import pitchers — $7.00 Wednesdays $2.00 Long Islands + KARAOKE Thursdays OVER 50 Irish/Scottish Beers & Spirits Home for Live, Local and International Music Please Remember... to have fun, you must be 21! 20 oz. Rails $3.00, 20 oz. Millers $1.75 + Jill the Bartender! Every Friday and Saturday Live local, and International Music! The Ranger News September 25. 2004 Match The Student to their Underwear Boxers No Underwear Boxer Briefs A. Nichoie Tafum Junior 21 Junior Nursing Major B. Kurwin Wilson Freshman 18 Undecided C. Xavier Solis Senior 25 Political Science D. Arniya Wright Junior 20 Criminal Justice E. Matt Fordirosa Freshman 1? Education iDOMjepun ON 3 :q siexog o sjtejg jexog:g mB-V :sjeM$uv SWSmlS®mtml§MM m Si f iesta Carnival with Low Riders, Inflatables, Ciafts and mors! 10am-2 pm limn Qqmte/Pzffo Hypnotist s^Pm f rederiek Winters Union Cinema Open Recreation in The Den Union Cinema gjj{j9Kjg. Bowling - Air Hockey M-p Hfe/Freaky Snapshots ?-11fn The Den Union Bazaar race - not - mcc hot ncc - not Mtuma* m mm mf#matm «• mm to m wiotrKf mm* vmmt to 16 The Ranger News September 25, 2004 F<d0^c s Mouth Television Healthy or Not? BY HENRY GASKINS The need for information has increased greatly in the past century, and television has played one of the most important roles in allowing that to happen. The need for information is not a bad thing, but the way television has taken over many people's free time and become such a priority can be pretty disturbing. Television can be addictive and often increases laziness while diminishing attention span. The addictive part of television doesn't refer to a particular show a person watches, because enjoying a show and wanting to see what happens next is not a trait of addictiveness. The real addiction to television happens when a person has nothing better to do, so they turn on TV. Whenever this person has nothing to do, they will turn sit down and start watching it. People get so addicted to it that it becomes a priority, a daily way to spend time, and eventually they start scheduling their lives around it. An inference can be made that when people become addicted to television, they lose motivation to do other things. It's obviously easier to procrastinate while the TV has you hooked, and it can be hard to convince yourself to turn it off and take care of business rather than to just keep watching. The thought of physical activities can really sound like a hassle to a person who allows themselves to be addicted to television. Of course, when a person chooses to stay fixated on the television instead of being productive within the actual world they live in, laziness is being committed. It's not a crime to be lazy or anything, it's just that wasting time instead of being active helps nobody, let alone a person's self. Not only is television addictive and a contribution to laziness, but it diminishes a person's attention span as well. TV stations know how quickly a person can flip the channel, so they are constantly trying to update and change subjects in order to keep the viewer tuned in. If you watch MTV, you'll notice how they almost never show the same camera angle for more than five seconds, and rarely stay on the same subject for more than two minutes. That is because viewers of their programming have a short attention span and get bored quickly. Young people often have trouble reading books. They are used to getting all the information quickly through visual and audio medias, where in a book it takes longer because they have to read each sentence and form a mental image of what is happening. When the brain is used to television as a source of information, it becomes harder to pay attention to other forms of media such as reading (laziness is a factor here too) and listening to lectures. It takes more effort to read and listen to a speaker for an hour than to watch television, which caters to short attention spans. For these reasons, television is harmful to humans. It has become, however, an important part of being an informed citizen. The same goes for the internet. With news channels constantly allowing people to know the latest and shows such as "Sesame Street" teaching children, it must be realized that there are positive aspects of television and internet. But all to often people get sucked into these "activities" for hours, wasting time by watching pointless programs or surfing the web and accomplishing nothing. To keep up on the latest important information while simultaneously strengthening an attention span, I recommend the printed media. BY PRESTON BROWN Television has crept it's way into the lives of millions of people around the planet in the last fifty years, paving the way for a mass communication wave and providing valuable information on multiple subjects ranging from sports to cooking to carpentry or science, television has helped create the information friendly world of today. Even the most critical of critics can't deny television its place in history as a milestone in mankind's progress toward rapidly dispersing knowledge to others. Before we had the tube, newspapers, books and hearsay were the most likely ways of gaining access to the outside world, but since the mainstream introduction of the television, people can gain massive quantities of data in a matter of minutes. It brought the Mars rover landings into our homes and allowed us to watch national political debates, while still keeping updates on the local news and weather. Although television's programming isn't perfect, the majority of shows that are broadcast can be used to teach people something about life, love and laughter. From the Discovery channel to the Cosby show, like anything else, it all depends on what we do with the information given to us that determines its use and effectiveness. Before the television exploded into our homes, the number of people who were able to access data was restricted to those who were educated and had developed particular types of reading skills. No longer is information restricted to the elite. One of the easiest and most effect ways to learn is to watch someone else do it first and then apply the knowledge in a useful way. In today's technologically advanced society, we have the power to learn all day long while still being entertained, which is an advantage all it's own. People no longer have to give up entertainment for knowledge, because modern day broadcasting has combined the two in a useful way that lends itself to most viewers. You can simply click on the "babysitter" and learn about volcanoes or forensic sciences, travel the depths of Egypt or explore the world of sharks. It helps teachers teach in the classroom while allowing us to explore our dreams and options. We even learn about family values from shows like "The Facts of Life" and "The Fresh Prince of Bellaire." After five decades in the homes of millions, television is still improving and growing. Some critics would like to say that most television is worthless. That is merely a cynical viewpoint that ignores the rest of the facts. Although some programming is less than quality, the cable waves stay humming with a huge variety of high quality information that is transmitted into our fives on a daily basis. There is no other way that currently exists to flow ideas into the general population as effectively and quickly as the motion picture box. The growth and potential of television has no end in site and with the arrival of the information and technology age, it looks like it's here to stay. Television helps people stay connected to the rest of the world, a world that was only dreamed of before, but never experienced. So let's celebrate television for all its glory and usefulness, let's keep watching the world grow. "From the Donkey's Mouth" is not intended to have a political connotation. The writers each take different sides of any particular argument whether Ihey agree or not, and defend their side as best as possible. Suggestions for future arguments are always accepted. Please send ideas or feedback to rangernews@uwp.edu. \fcfco Gamer 3 Hours Mon - Thurs: 9am - 9pm J ^ FFrrii aanndd SSaatt:: Buy, Trade, P|ay 9am - Mid,iiehl ' The next level for Video Gamers is HERE!!! Sun: 10am - 8pm 5901 75th Street Kenosha. At the corner of Hwy 50 and 60th Ave in Speedway Plaza Buy Games!!! Trade Games!!! Rent Games!!! Xbox - PS2 - GameCube - GameBoy Advance - PC Video Games Cubed not only sells and rents games... They also have 4 state of the art video game rooms!!! Play video games on a 150" High Definition Screen!!! Digital Surround Sound and Leather Reclining Rumble Chairs!!! 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Officers assisted Kenosha Sheriff's Dept. with a driver of a vehicle that had several active warrants 8-27-04 Why so fast? HWYE. 10:08 pm. Citations were issued to a driver for traveling 64mph in a 45mph zone and Operating a vehicle with a suspended license. 8-28-04 Leam to buckle Up. STH 31/CTH E. 2:40 pm. A citation was issued lo a driver for Failure to Fasten Seatbeit. 8-26-04 Needed food that A«f?MOLN. 10:27 am. A vending machine representative reported damage to vending machines. 8-31-44 Thm womld such. Outer Loop Road. 10:00 am. A student reported a missing wallet. 9-1-04 Wonder what they were drinking? Outer Loop Road. 12:18 am. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking 8-1-04 Lead foot. CTH G/CTH E. 2:33 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 53mph in a 35mph zone. 8-1-04 Ptirkmg m that bad? Union Parking Lot. 12:30 pm. A student reported a parking permit was removed without permission. 9-2-04 Hope they're alright University Apartments. 9:39 am. Officers assisted with a student having a seizure. Student transported to hospital. 8-2-04 Comnsehng needed. 12:17 pm. A student reported having a temporary restraining order on a subject. 9-2-04 How could he decline if he was unresponsive? GRNQ. 2:14 pm. Officers were dispatched to GRNQ with a report of an unresponsive student. Student declined medical assistance. Chancellor Jack Keating serves students sherbet during the Ice Cream Social on September 8 in Upper Main Place. 9-3-04 Maybe we need a shuttle from here to bars. Wood Road. 11:25 pm. Citations were issued to a driver for Operating a Motor Vehicle while Intoxicated and Operating with a B AC . 10. Driver was taken to Kenosha County Jail. 9-3-04 Inexperienced. Outer Loop Road. 6:39 am. A citation was issued for underage drinking. Subject was transported to hospital by rescue. 9-3-04 Laid out. Wood Road. 8:51 am. Officers assisted a subject lying on the side of Wood Road. Subject was transported to hospital. 9-6-04 Sounds annoying Ranger Hall. 1.49 am. Officers were dispatched to Ranger Hall for a distuibance at a door. 9-6-04 Wow buddy, late? Outer Loop Rd/CTH G. 2:46 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 47mph in a 25mph zone. 9-6-04 Someone's getting a new car Union Lot. 9:27 pm. Officers were advised of a vehicle fire in the Union Lot. No injuries. Kenosha Fire Department responded. Vehicle was towed. 9-7-44 This is the third person - what's in the air? MOLN. 10:27 am Officers were dispatched to MOLN with tire report of an unconscious subject. Subject transported to Kenosha Hospital. 9-7-04 Bo they have to pay for new ones? Union Lot. 3:34 pm. A staff member reported a parking permit missing from her- unlocked vehicle without nermission. 9-7-44 Old boyfriend? Union Parking Lot. 3:39 pm. A student reported damage to her vehicle in the parking lot. 8-7-04 I guess maybe die boyfriend got the wrong car. CART Lot. 5:00 pm. A staff member report damage to her vehicle while parked in the parking lot. 9-8-44 Yeah that's pretty fast. CTH JR/STH 31. 8:48 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 56mph in a 35mph zone. 9-9-04 And they keep getting worse. CTH JR/STH 31 9:09 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 60mph in a 35mph zone 9-9-04 Hopefully third time is the charm? Union Parking Lot. 4:10 pm. A staff member reported damage to his vehicle while parked in the Union Parking Lot. Application to save money on furnishing your college crib SVE02234658-04 Form Approved by IKEA / www.ikeafinancialaid.com WARNING: Any person who knowingly does not use IKEA t o furnish their dorm room is subject to high prices or really bad milk crate and cinder block furniture. IKEA SCHAUMBURG: North of Woodfield Mall (847) 969-9700 Mon-Thurs: 10am-9pm, Fri: lOam-lOpm, Sat: 9am-10pm, Sun: 10am-8pm PIEASE PRINT NEAT1Y OR TYPE. COM PARE PRICES CAREFUUY. 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Soto products require assembly. © Inter RCEA Systems B.V. 200 4. Visit us online 01 www.ilaafinanciacKd.com Date (MM/DD/YY) ARE YOU PLANNING TO GRADUATE THIS DECEMBER? If you are planning to graduate in December, make sure you are eligible to attend Commencement activities. Apply for your degree summary/application to graduate in the Student Records office. The application form is also available on-line at: http://oIdweb.uwp.edu/admin/registrar/graduation.htin All eligible students who have applied by this deadline will receive Senior Send-off and Commencement ceremony information by the end of October. The deadline for filing is Friday, October 8,2004. Senior Send-off will be held on Wednesday, November 10th from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Thursday, November 11th from 3:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. in lower Main Place. Students will be able to order caps, gowns, invitations, rings, have portraits taken, check with reps from financial aid and the cashier's office, and confirm all degree requirements are » met. Food, drinks and a free gift will also be , provided. Fall 2004 Commencement will be held in the Sports and Activities Gymnasium on Sunday, December 19th, 2004. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 35, issue 2, September 25, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document k ^• l > « w News Meet The Staff Pg. 2 News Pg. 3-6 Feature Pg- 7 Sports Pg. 8-11 Entertainment Pg. 12, 13 From the Donkey's Mouth Pg. 14 Classifieds Pg. 15 Police Beat Pg. 15 University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper September 11, 2004 Issue UW-PARKSIDE: THREE YEARS LATER BY PRESTON BROWN September 11, 2004, marks the third anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the United States of America. The terrorists and the current presidential administration have left a lasting impression on the minds of the students atUW-Parkside. On the third anniversary of the attacks, marry students remember with clarity the tragedy as it unfolded to be th e most significant event of the last three generations. With students' political consciousness at an all time high, UW-Parkside shows that the lessons of 9/11 were not lost on this campus. The memories of the hijacked planes crashing into New York's Twin Towers and the Pentagon, is an image that has imprinted itself upon millions of peo ple around the world. President George W. Bush was the commander in chief at the time, and was forced to take swift action. In response to one of the most lifedefining moments in American history, 69 percent of students interviewed feel that the President's actions in the immediate aftermath of the attacks were appropriate and positive for the morale and safety of this country. On the other hand, only 43 percent of students interviewed believe that President Bush's follow up into Afghanistan was dealt with in a fair and reasonable manner. "Our students understood the What are those consequences of what happened," recalls Dean of students Steve McLaughlin, who thought some students felt a personal call to action to become involved. After the 9/11 attacks, the national job market opened in the security field. From Sky Marshals to airport security, America felt the need to be safer and more secure. The UW-Parkside administration even had to review its own policies and procedures toward dealing with a wide spread alert, according to McLaughlin. Awareness for spreading critical information to the student body became a top priority. Although some procedures were already in place, the Blue Boxes? On Page M 4 administration wanted to make sure that the students' safety was as well protected as possible. Even with all the attention given toward security, only 48 percent of students interviewed feel safer then they did after the second anniversary of 9/11 last year and 70 percent still believe that America will suffer another major terrorist attack within the next five years. Although the United States identified Osama bin Laden as the mastermind behind the terrorist attacks, today he remains at large. Of the students interviewed, only 35 percent believe that the U.S. will find bin Laden. Yet 68 percent still feel that his capture should be a top priority for this country. With this in mind, 57 percent of students have less faith in the administration than before the terrorist attacks to take moral and appropriate action that represents its citizens. "The aftermath of September 11th is something that Americans will deal with for decades to come," says one student, "immediate action needed to be taken and we did that as a country." UW-Parkside students rallied together after the attacks and every body seemed a little more united. Some donated blood, while others contemplated enlisting in the armed forces. Either way, it was a life-defining moment for every member of the campus community. " Six degrees of separation" seemed to take effect, because a lot of students seemed to know someone who knew someone that was directly affected by the attacks. Although the immediate fear and agitation have worn thin, UW-Parkside still remains a socially accepting campus of diverse students. When asked whether or not 9/11 should be a national holiday, 52 percent of students replied, "Yes." Most felt that it would be appropriate as a day of remembrance and a celebration of freedom, not a day of mourning. With mixed feelings towards 9/11 and the current Presidential administration's handling of the situation, 100 percent of eligible voters interviewed, said they plan to vote in the upcoming November 2 Presidential election. UW-Parkside's Dragon Boat Team On Page 10 View from the Manhattan Bridge of the World Trade Center Collapsing. Register to get out and VOTE! On Page 6 The Ranger News AAEET THE STAFF September 11, 2004 RANGER STAFF Editor-in-Chief Henry D. Gaskins Hemy is a junior English major this year, and he is starting his second full semester as editor-inchief of The Ranger News. His goal for the newspaper is to provide the UW-Parkside community with a well-respected and credible student publication. Assistant Editor Preston Brown This is Preston's first year working for the newspaper. He is a junior woiking on an English and philosophy major. He considers his main job to be writing relevant stories and making sure Henry c an't be sued for libelous content. Creative Director Emily Rasbornik This is Emily Rasbornik's second year as the creative director for The Ranger News. She thinks the newspaper should not only inform the students about campus activities and issues, but it should also be a credible source to the faculty and community. As creative director, she is looking to keep The Ranger News spirited and full of innovative campus life. Editor-in-Chief Henry D. Gaskins Assistant Editor Preston Brown Creative Director Emily Rasbornik Copy Editor Amanda Amason News Editor Tal Goldwater Copy Editor Amanda Amason Amanda is a junior English major. This is her first semester as copy editor. She hopes to be an important part in making The Ranger News a reliable source of information. News Editor Tal Goldwater Tal is a senior criminal justice major at UWPaikside. As the news editor for The Ranger News, this year he hopes to get out real stories in an unbiased manner. Sports Editor Russell Harris As an English major, Rusty thinks writing stories for The Ranger News is fun and interesting. His goal for this semester is to heighten the awareness of the student body/faculty to UW-Parkside athletic programs and to search for positive balance between the technical and emotional aspects involved. Advertising Manager Avi Grewal Avi is a senior marketing major. Sheisaninternational student from India. This is her first semester at The Ranger News and she hopes to bring in excellent ad revenue for the newspaper through advertising. Graphic Design Manager Matt Gonya Matt is a senior art major. He was on staff last year as graphic designer. This year, as the graphic design manager, his goal is to compliment the writing by making the publication as visually pleasing as possible. Entertainment Editor Katie Dylewski This is Katie's second year w ith The Ranger News. She doesn't have a major yet, but plans to decide within the next 2 years. Katie hopes to thoroughly entertain and inform everyone with the entertainment section. Business Manager Sonya Gonzalez Sonya is a senior, majoring in accounting and finance. As business manger for The Ranger News she would like to help develop her position into a real work experience. She also hopes to help the paper grow in circulation and readership. Photographer Matt Cote Matt is a junior here at UWParkside, studying film and art. His goals for the newspaper are to provide quality photojournalism, and practice the art of composition within each photo opportunity'. 1 Thfi d3r3. ASSOCIATED 1 T w WO COUJcOIATC 1 uravereity of WscorsirvParfaide S Sludert Nevdpoper|| PS£SS The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: therangemews_uwp@yahoo.com We are located at Wyllie D-139C Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Entertainmenf Editor Katie Dylewski Sports Editor Russell Harris Graphic Design Manager Matt Gonya Business Manager Sonya Gonzalez Advertising Manager Avi Grewal Photographer Matt Cote Advisor Judith Logsdon 3 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 Fall 2004 Convocation Chancellor Keating encourages faculty to teach students not only to survive, but to prosper as well BY HENRY GASKINS Chancellor Jack Keating held what some call his "State of the Union , Address" on August 30. Otherwise known as the Fall 2004 Convocation, more than 350 UW-Parkside staff members showed up for breakfast and a chance to mingle with fellow staff members before Keating presented awards and gave an encouraging speech. Keating was quick to once again proclaim UW-Parkside as the most diverse campus in the UW system. He reminded the faculty that in 1998, "Plan 2008" was recognized as the best ten-year diversity plan, and that UWParkside is well on its way to achieving that goal. "We are a campus of improvement, a culture of improvement," Keating said, noting that the work is never finished and there are always more things to improve, "even during budget cuts." Keating also talked about how he hopes the staff will reach out to students and get them interested and involved Chancellor Jack Keating speaks at the Fall 2004 Convocation. in academics and extracurricular activities. "We need to make an effort to meet the students, to get to know them, and welcome them," Keating said as he encouraged staff members to teach students not only to survive but to prosper as well. Several staff members were recognized as Keating presented the awards. Award recipients were Richard Walasek and Fay Yokomizo Akindes for the Stella C. Gray Teaching Excellence Award, Daphne Pham for the Excellence in Research and Creative Activity Award, Marlene Schlecht for the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award, Christopher Zanowski for the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award, Norman Cloutier and Frances Kavenik for the Faculty Distinguished Service Award, Fay Yokomizo Akindes for the Plan 2008 Diversity Award and Bryan Lewis and Susan Takata for the Advising Excellence Award. Want to work for the Ranger News? YOU'RE HIRED! an application. We need writers in News, Sports, Entertainment, and Humor. We are also looking for hard working and creative graphic designers. University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper 4 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 New Emergency Boxes: The Blue Light Special BY TAL GOLDWATER UW-Parkside has taken an extra step this summer to make the campus safer. Twenty-five new emergency boxes were installed throughout campus. These boxes are for people to use if help is needed from the UW-Parkside police in an emergency situation. The boxes are all linked to a system that tells the police where the call is coming from so they can be there within minutes. "They work on a radio frequency," said Mike Marzion, UW-Parkside police chief "So when somebody pushes the emergency button, that box will automatically broadcast in a voice to our dispatcher. It says 'Emergency at call box 101, and gives the location." As soon as the button is pushed, the blue fight on the top will start to flash, so the officer can spot it easily. As the officer is immediately responding, the dispatcher will be verifying the emergency and coordinating further emergency responses, such as if an ambulance is needed, according to Marzioa "The dispatcher can control the box," said Marzion, "If she doesn't want them to talk, she can prohibit them from tying up our radio frequency. So if it were a prank call and you push the button and sing me a song, it doesn't work." Another use for the boxes is a PA. system. The dispatcher can push a button at the station and talk on all of them throughout campus. "If we had a tornado or a missing child or something like that, we can make an announcement," said Marzion. The call boxes are always on in case of emergency, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Marzion said, "we are going to be veiy, very, very hard on the people that prank them. It ties up our radio frequency, so my concern as police chief is that our officers could be asking for help or needing to use the radio in a real emergency." All in all, the UWParkside Police Department hopes for During the summer, 25 emergency call boxes were installed all over campus. mature cooperation with the entire campus community, so the boxes can be used for what they were installed for, emergencies. UW-Parkside Resident Advisors and RHA Members Volunteer at King Community Center in Racine BY HENRY GASKINS On August 28, the UW-Parkside resident advisors and Residence Hall Association members volunteered at the King Community Center in Racine, putting smiles on children's faces for a day. The volunteers set up games like dodge ball, kickball, basketball, egg races and a cakewalk - even a water balloon fight broke out during a warm part of the day. There were also volunteers giving the children manicures and new hairstyles. A table was also set up for the children to make their own drum or to try to play a real tambora drum. Each child who participated was able to earn a ticket, and at the end of the day they could cash in their tickets for school supplies. "When we first got there, I was kind of dreading it," said Terrence Shaw, an R. A. at Ranger Hall. "But after we did volunteer and helped out the kids, it felt good, and I'm looking forward to doing it again." The volunteers are considering setting up a haunted house at the King Community Center just in time for Halloween this Jason Pinkowski, residence hall coordinator at the University Apartments, pushes October. children on a merry-go-round as he and more than 20 other UW-Parkside students volunteer at the King Community Center in Racine on August 28. 5 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 Bush Back In Wisconsin BY EMILY RASBORNIK On Friday, September 3, the day after the Republican National Convention, President George W. Bush made it a priority to stop at the Exposition Center at Wisconsin Sate Fair grounds located in West Allis, Wisconsin. George and Laura Bush entered the facility with a crowd chanting "four more years." Laura introduced her husband as someone who has "liberated millions, safe guards children, spreads opportunity and deals with struggles with strength and conviction." Laura said, "He is a man with the vision and desire to lead our country four more yearn." As she turned to give her husband the microphone, they both leaned in for a quick hug and smooch. President George W. Bush waved to all comers of the room, calmly- smiled and began his speech by saying he "will cany this state as well as our country ." He made a few jokes and made sure to comment about Lambeau Field and cheese. He then talked about how our current First Lady is and how "Laura should be First Lady four more years, because she is calm, steady, and compassionate." He thanked the other opening speakers, which included U.S. Sea Zell Miller, the Democratic senator from Georgia and Brian Lunde, co-chairman of Democrats for Bush, for attending the rally supporting him. "Our vision includes everybody," said Bush. The president then reminded everyone "This is the time for choosing, if we lead with uncertainty the world will drift towards tragedy...He will gain and retain the White House...we should be less dependent on foreign sources of energy..." He wants to "keep taxes low and get the tax code under control." He also looked at education as a very important part of life and said he wants to help more Americans attend college by expanding Pell Grants and starting early intervention programs. He said his strengthening of Medicare came with the help of "one of the most important partners, former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson." Bush then thanked the crowd for training Tommy. Bush commented on the 144,000 new jobs that were created in the month of August alone. "The national unemployment rate has decreased to 5.4 percent, less than that of a year ago," he said. "We've overcome a recession, corporate scandals and terrorist attacks. Our economy is growing and it is getting stronger. If America shows uncertainty and weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. This will not happen on my watch," Bush said, as the crowd broke into chants of "USA! USA!" Bush then commented on Iraq and said he "saw a threat, congress saw a threat and the UN saw a threat. We must take threats more seriously, and I will defend America every time. We are steadfast in the pursuit of freedom and we will prevail every time. Freedom is powerful and is for everyone in the world...Japan was a former enemy and now became a friend. Liberty converts enemies into a friend...We are striking abroad so we do not have to fear them at home... We have lead, many have joined, and America and the world can be safer." "I'm running for president with a clear and positive plan to build a safer world and a more hopeful America," "Part of our compassionate conservative agenda says that government should help people build their lives, not give them orders on how to mn their lives." "There is a clear difference in philosophy in this campaign, if you listen carefully, my opponent is running to expand government. We're running to expand opportunity." An estimated 500,000 protesters filled several city blocks in New York City at the begi nning of the Republican National Convention on five days earlier, but a crowd of less than 100 protesters stood outside the State Fair Grounds trying to rally against President Bush while he was there. President Bush Speaks at Wisconsin State Fair Grounds. Photo by Preston Brown. Letter from the PSGA President On behalf of the Parkside Student Government Association, I would like to welcome the new students and returning students. This year is a veiy important year and PSGA needs the help of every student at Parkside. Our main campaign for the fall semester will be registering students to vote. I ask all of you who are not currently registered to vote to stop by our table after September 15 and until October 20. Right now there am students who am active in PSGA who are deputized to register you to vote. After October 20, we will be conducting a drive of absentee ballots and reminding students to get out and vote. We are making a coalition with other groups to encourage a large voter turnout of UW-Parkside students. Remember- Your VOTE is your VOICE, and our politicians will notice the impact of the student voice. This year PSGA is going to be more visible. It is important that PSGA is out in the halls of our school informing you about the issues and campaigns we are working on. It is also important that PSGA is regularly writing to you through The Ranger News. This will allow you the opportunity to understand and to hear about issues that are affecting you. I would love to encourage any interested student to become involved. PSGA is an awesome way of working on issues that are affecting you and other students, giving you the insight, and most of all the realization that great things can be accomplished. This year is the 30th Anniversary of Wisconsin State Statue 36.09(5). I invite many of you to come bv our booth at die Student Organization and Volunteer Fair on September 15 and have a piece of cake to celebrate the involvement and power of students within the State of Wisconsin. If you have an}' questions or concerns please e-mail us at psga@uwp.edu. call 262-595-2037, or stop by Wyllie D139A. We are looking forward to having you join our team! Thank You, Chris Semenas PSGA President 2004-05 Workers from US Cellular install a cell phone tower on the roof of UW-Parkside. The Ranger News September 11, 2004 New Voters Project Calls 18 to 24 Year Olds BY TAL GOLD WATER Students, staff, and faculty will see a new face in the halls this semester. He is here to get out the vote. His name is Don Pitz, and he works for the nonpartisan New Voters Project. He has a degree in political science from George Washington University in Washington D.C., and he worked for a grass roots campaign before starting with the new voter project at UW-Parkside. The New Voters Project is a nonpartisan voter registration campaign. Its aim is to register citizens 18-24 to vote in the up-coming election in November. "This is the laigest campaign of its kind in the histoiy of this country, with a goal to register over 500,000 collegeage voters," said Pitz. "Not just college students, but folks who are in the 18 - 24 demographic. Our basic motto is "make them (politicians) pay attention to us." The reason for that is because college age students between the ages of 18-24 are the lowest percent when it comes to voting. Only about 36 percent of people in this age bracket are registered voters. The percentage of total votes from this age bracket is far less. Speculation as to why politicians make things like Medicare, social security and prescription dmgs such a priority includes the fact that 70 percent of senior citizens vote. So, it's thought that most politicians answer to the key demographic of voters, while education and rising tuition cost questions are left unanswered. "They (politicians) are not talking about issues like the high price of higher education, the price of text books, finding a job after college," said Pitz. "Those sorts of issues that matter to us." The New Voters Project is only trying to raise the percentage of collegeage voters by five percent, according to Pitz. It may not sound like a lot, but Pitz said politicians would definitely notice numbers like that. "In Wisconsin, the goal is 85,000 registered voters." To do that the voter project has a staff in Wisconsin of almost 30 volunteers. In addition Pitz said, "Wisconsin is really the flag ship of the New Voter Project." Wisconsin is one of five states the new voters project is targeting. The other four states include Iowa, Colorado, Nevada and New Mexico. "Politicians want to get reelected, and that's a numbers game," said Pitz. "So we want to change the numbers, we want them to actually start to talk about the issues that we care about." In order to reach the goal for the New Voters Project, Pitz said he is going to need as many volunteers from UW-Parkside as possible. An internship opportunity is currently being set up, so students who want to volunteer may be able to earn academic credits. He can generally be located around the Parkside Student Government Association Office Don Pitz, representative for the non-partisan New Voters Project, is seeking out citizens from 18 to 24 years old in an effort to register more young people to vote. in Wyllie Hall, or registering students to vote throughout the hallways on campus. Overall, Pitz made it clear he just wants young people to know that they can make a significant difference, and his job while he at UW-Parkside is to help students realize and implement New ID Numbers Submitted by Christine Diane Reardon Administrative changes over the last school year caused a great deal of confusions for many students. First we received new Ranger Cards with new ID numbers. Then we were told these new numbers were not ID numbers. Finally a new student administrative system was put in place called the SOLAR system. With a few more changes yet to be implemented, many students are at a loss. There is a method, however, to this apparent madness. The switch to PeopleSoft and its accompanying changes has some significant securitybenefits for Parkside students. Student ID numbers were initially issues to protect Social Security numbers from falling into the wrong hands. Unfortunately with student ID numbers printed on Ranger Cards, they were left vulnerable along with sensitive student information. The new Ranger Cards contain a credit card number. They also have a nine digit number prefixed by the letter P. This number is the 7th through 15th digits from the credit card number. This P number will be used for all normal student access requirements and has been in place in the library for interlibrary loan since January. If you loose that idea. "With all seriousness, I don't care how you vote," said Pitz, "but I definitely want you to vote. If politicians aren't talking about issues that we care about in this election, they are definitely going to have to next election." your Ranger Card it will be replaced by a new card with a new credit card and P number ensuring that stolen or found cards can't be used for nefarious ends. According to Richard Haskey, the Ranger Card administrator, this system provides UW-Parkside students with a higher level of security than arty of the other schools in the UW system they looked into when researching for the change. Starting with the fall semester all students will receive new student ID numbers. These numbers will consist of the last six digits of the old student ID number preceded by a 1 for a total of seven digits. Students who are new to UW-Parkside will receive these numbers via a letter in the mail. If you have any personal questions regarding this issue you should address them to student records. At this time the computer help desk is working out using the new student ID numbers rather than Social Security numbers as identifiers on scan-tron tests. At this time there is no time frame in which we can expect this to happen. On the plus side, the transfer of old information to the new SOLAR system is proceeding ahead of schedule. 7 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 Feature How in the Hall Did They Get Their Names? BY EMILY RASBORNIK J Greenquist Hall Greenquist Hall Features: Arts and Sciences, faculty offices, laboratories and classrooms, sophisticated computer capabilities, state-of-the-art science equipment and high-tech facilities, including a scanning electron microscope and interactive 3-D computer graphics system which provide students with hands-on learning opportunities. Molinaro Hall Molinaro Hall Features: The School of Business and Technology, some liberal arts faculty, laboratories, classrooms and the office of admissions. . According to Dave Buchanan, Director of Public Relations, this hall is named alter Geoige Molinaro. Molinaro was a local legislature who worked to get a bill passed that allowed UWT? ,.f"> Parkside to be built. He served in : A? ^ gtate assembly from 1947 to 1977, a speaker of the Assembly and chair of the Joint Finance Committee. Molinaro died in 1978. Tallent Hall Tallent Hall Features: UW-Parkside Police Department, University Outreach, UW-Parkside/ UW-MUwaukee Nursing Program, Educators Credit Union and Offices of business services. The Board of Regents named this building after Bernard Tallent in 1968. He was the Dean of the two-year Kenosha campus (now Bradford High School) from 1948 until his death in 1965. Lenny Klaver, University Relations and Advancement, said Ranger Hall was named after our Ranger Bear. In November of 1969 the students named our athletes "Rangers." Some other suggestions were Woodchucks, Fightn Farmers, Parkies, Polecats, Cohos and Marauders. 0 ' , f Tenuta hall w as named after Camelo D. Tenuta and contains W mam offices, and the wellness center. Tenuta was a graduate of UW-Parkside and donated money to the SAC. DeSimone Gymnasium was named after Alfred S. and Bernice DeSimone. DeSimone is a former UW System regent and a very good friend of the university . The couple donated a substantial amount of money to the SAC. This gymnasium can seat up to 3,000 people and is used for athletic events and commencement. Petretti Fieldhouse was named after Frank J. Petretti. Petretti was a local homebuilder and apartment complex owner. He was the "lead gift" meaning he donated the highest amount of money to the SAC. Wyllie Hall Wyllie Hall Features: Main Place, Wyllie Market, Registrar, Cashier, Financial Aid Offices, Multicultural Affairs, Tutoring Center, Student Government, The Ranger News, Major Computer Lab and Administrative Offices. Wyllie Hall is hall is named after Irvin Gordon Wyllie. Wyllie, chairman of the UW-Madison history department, was recmited to be the university's founding chancellor. Wyllie chose the name Paikside it was picturesque and non-political. Other names in consideration were UW-Kenosha and UW-Southeast. Wyllie thought those names would not hold distinction. Wyllie hired Hellmuth, Obata and Kassabaum to design the campus. They decided to make the library/learning center the "heart" of the campus. The design blends well with its natural surroundings. HOK has since built the Bradley Center, The Kohl Center at UWMadison, Oriole Park and Hong Kong stadium as well as other buildings around the world. The original parking plan was to have students shuttled to the campus from remote parking lots. Wyllie, the author of "The Self-Made Man in America: The Myth of Rags to Riches," died of a heart attack in 1947. UW-Paikside was still under construction when he died. UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team Tunes Up For GLVC Title Defense BY RUSSELL HARRIS SPORTS EDITOR On August 21, around 125 spectators gathered at Wood Road Soccer Field to watch the UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team take on Eastern Illinois University (EIU) in a three period exhibition game. Overall, the team looked very aggressive and played very hard. UW-Parkside scored its only goal of the day within the first two minutes of the game. Senior goalkeeper, Abbigale Wild, of West Allis, made a terrific save on a goal attempt by an EIU player at the 24:47 mark in the first period. UW-Parkside lead 1-0 after the first period. EIU tied period and took the lead for good with another goal at the 16:02 mark. Several players just missed on goal attempts for UW-Parkside. With 11:25 left in the third period of play, EIU scored their final goal of the day. The two teams practiced penalty kicks against each other at the end of the contest. The women's soccer team is coming off of a successful 2003 campaign where they won UW-Parkside's first Great Lakes Valley Conference championship in women's soccer and the team's first NCAA post-season bid, which also means that opponents will be trying harder to beat them. If you have never seen the UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team compete, you are missing some very competitive, fast paced action. This year's team has several freshmen competing for playing time and nine players are returning who have game experience. Hopefully, the team can count on support from the student body and faculty. Make sure to get out to a game or two to have fun and make some noise! You will not be disappointed as it looks like it is going to be another electrify ing season for the Lady Rangers. YOUR AD COULD BE HERE. Advertise with The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ads@yahoo.com Phone:(262)595-2287 8 The Ranger News September 11,2004 Sports World Champion Disc Golfer Soars At Second Annual Prairie Open BY RUSSELL HARRIS SPORTS EDITOR On June 5 and 6, the Prairie Open, a part of the Wisconsin Disc Golf Tour sanctioned by the Professional Disc Golf Association, was held at UW-Parkside. The weather was good despite the fact that mosquitoes were out in force. But even those pesky mosquitoes could not stop the discs thrown by World Champion and Stevens Point native, Barry Schultz. The course was set up in its most difficult configuration and Schultz shot five under par. The 143 participants did not have to qualify to make the field and the event was open to anyone who is a member of the PDGA. However, non-members were required to pay a fee to enter. The professionals played for money with first place receiving $350, second $220, and third $150. The amateur division was paid out in coupons that could be used with vendors who were present at the tournament. All divisions played two rounds of 18 holes each. Nine divisions were organized. On Saturday, the Pro, Pro Women, Pro Masters (over forty ), Pro Grandmasters (over fifty), and Advanced Amateurs played. On Sunday, the Amateur Division, Women's Amateurs, Junior's, and Amateur Masters played. Around 25 people gathered to witness the final outcome. Food and beverages were served in the Student Union for players and spectators. Tournament Director Paul Kuffel, said, "There was no one founder of this tournament, but a group of people came together after the course had been put in and started working on getting a tournament at UW-Parkside. This group includes DeAnn Possehl, Tamie Falk-Day, Ed Wallen, Dennis Miller and others from UW-Parkside along with local disc golfers Shawn Fallon, Craig Schaub and myself." Kuffel has been the course pro at UW-Parkside since its inception in 1999. He was unable to compete in this tournament because of his many duties as tournament director. When asked about his experience as a disc golf player, Kuffel responded, "I have been playing for 20 years and have been a member of the PDGA for 15 years. I play in the Pro Masters Division. I played in other tournaments over the summer and am the PDGA contact for the course here at UW-Paikside, but ( this has nothing to do with my skill level." For more information on the PDGA, please visit their web site at www.pdga.com. 9 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 Sun Shines On Cancer Benefit BY RUSSELL HARRIS SPORTS EDITOR On August 7, 27 people gathered throughout the day at UW-Parkside to help raise money for the Lance Armstrong Cancer Foundation, which strives to improve the quality of life of those living with, through, or beyond cancer. More than 1.3 million people in the United States will be diagnosed with some form of cancer in 2005. It was a sunny day as local disc golf players competed alongside players from the Madison, Milwaukee and Lake County, Illinois areas to play on one of the state's most challenging courses. For those of you who are not familiar with the game of disc golf, it is basically the same as golf; only players use a flying disc or a frisbee to reach the hole, or basket in this case. Strokes are counted as they are in golf. As a player progresses through the course, he or she must make the next shot from the spot where the previous shot lands. Tournament Director, UW-Parkside Admissions Counselor, Sergio Correa, who managed the event, is also an avid disc golfer. Correa was quick to thank others who helped him tremendously in making this event a reality including DeAnn Possehl, Craig Shaub, Shawn Fallon, Paul Kuffel and Dave Light. When asked if any UW-Parkside students played in the tournament, Correa said, "One of the main reasons there were not students involved is that we didn't get the event organized until sometime in June when school was not in session. However, we were able to raise $2,140 for the foundation. This put us in second place among the other tournaments held across the country. People were very generous." The players gave a $25 donation to enter and in return they received a player package which included an embroidered hat, an Innova Mini Disc, a custom stamped Innova Champion Edition Teebird TL, and a 24-Hour Marathon Sticker. Correa heard about the event after reading about it in Disc Golf World News. "It looked like something that might not be a bad idea, so we decided to give it a shot," said Correa. Four events took place during the day beginning at 9 a.m. including a singles tournament that had three skill levels at which participant's could choose to play under. The levels were amateur, masters (age forty or over), and professional (advanced amateur). Players played two rounds of 18 holes each. Participants had the option of playing for 24 hours consecutively. Although some players across the country did play for 24 hours at a time, Correa said, "We had some flexibility so the players were not required to play for 24 hours straight. Personally, I was out there from 7:30 a.m. until 1:30 a.m. the following morning and there were still some players out on the course when I finished." Correa played in the open division and finished third. "It was fun. The division I played in this event is a bit out of my league, but I thought seeing that it was my home course I would give it a try." "We had players out there who played over 100 holes throughout the day. We had some very good compliments about our event and we all had a lot of fun," said Correa. There was a hole-in-one by a man from Milwaukee in the morning round and there was a special Ace Race held where players received points for hitting the various parts of the basket from set distances. Correa's personal has been affected by cancer, "I've had family and friends that have had their lives affected by cancer. Fortunately, none of them were terminal cases. This was definitely a driving force of why I wanted to bring this event to UW-Parkside." All of the beverages were donated by the Student Union. The Student Union also got permission from the university so that the players could barbecue and about half of them did so. When asked for his opinion on why students, faculty, and others should play disc golf, Correa said, "If your looking for fun that is cheap, disc golf is free! The discs are inexpensive and to go out and play for fun you only need one or two of them. It is a great way to exercise and enjoy the campus. We have one of the best courses in the state and if you enjoy being outside and enjoy nature it is wonderful. It is a lot easier to find a Frisbee than it is to find a little golf ball!" To learn more about the sport of disc golf, visit the Professional Disc Golf Association web site at www. pdga.com. UW-Parkside Sports Shots UW-Parkside Men's Basketball Team Set To Play Wisconsin Badgers And Other Division I Schools This Season The UW-Parkside Men's Basketball Team will have no shortage of competition during the 2004-05 season. Their schedule includes an exhibition game against Loyola on Nov. 6 and UW-Madison at Madison on November 10. In addition, they will play the UW-Milwaukee Panthers in a regular season game on November 23 and the University of Illinois- Chicago on December 21 in an exhibition game. UW-Parkside Women's Basketball Team Ranked In Great Lakes Region The UW-Parkside Women's Basketball Team has been regionally ranked for the first time since the team joined the NCAA II this year. The Lady Rangers are ranked tenth. At the end of the season, eight teams from each-of the NCAA II regions are to be chosen to compete in the NCAA post-season tournament. The top seed in the region will host the tournament. Currently, Quincy tops the regional rankings. UW-Parkside Men's Soccer Team Shoots Lights Out vs. Upper Iowa On August 28, freshman forward Andre Francois had an extraordinary game and scored four goals in 11-0 victory against Upper Iowa University. Forward Dustin Wagner scored two goals. Forward Issam Ismaili, defender Ben Tommerup, mid-fielder/ and forward Bojan Jovicic, mid-fielders Sher Yang, and Joe Hnath also added goals. UW-Parkside Women's Soccer Team Beats Ferris State On September 1, the U W-Parkside Women's Soccer Team outscored Ferris State in a non-conference game at Wood Road Field, 2-0. Freshman, Laura Eide scored a goal at the 40:54 mark while teammate Lisa Gorski scored at the 78:14 mark. UW-Parkside Rugby Team Primed For Another Campaign The UW-Parkside Rugby Team took a big step in preparing for the 2004- 05 season, as they became the 2004 Lakefront 7's Men's Division Plate Champions. If you or anyone that you know is interested in trying out for a spot on the team, please call Todd Streeter at 262-880-7602 or Will Traberat 262-914-5465 to learn more. There is no experience necessary and practices are on Tuesdays and Thursdays inside the outdoor track at UWParkside from 4:30-6:30 p.m. You can visit their web site at www.uwp.edu. The keyword is "Rugby." Men's Track Team Earns Second Place Finish Brendan Kelly won the 400m hurdles in a NCAA Division II qualify ing mark of: 15.84 and placed fourth overall in the 110m hurdles with a time of: 15.84 to guide UW-Parkside to a second place finish. Kelly teamed up to win the 4X400m relay with Kyle MaGahee, Eric Schultz, and Mark Snodgrass, with a time of 3:18.83. Quinn Newton won the 5000m mn with a time of 15:05.88 while Jason Meekma won the 3000m Steeplechase in 9.39.85. Meekma also placed fifth in the 5000m races. Steve Robe finished second in the 400m dashes, as did Luke Crowley in the discus throw. Cal Kromrn finished second in the 800m run with a time of 1:56.52. In addition, Tom Obenliauf took third in the 800m event. 10 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 UW-Parkside Team Sails Smoothly At Dragon Boat Festival Races BY RUSSELL HARRIS SPORTS EDITOR On July 10, UW-Parkside took part in the Great Midwest Dragon Boat Festival Races, held at Racine's Samuel Meyer Park along the scenic Lake Michigan shoreline. Many spectators were in attendance. The Rotary Club of Racine West and the Racine County Convention and Visitors Bureau sponsored the first annual Dragon Boat Festival to help raise funds for local community projects. Dragon boats are the largest flat-water racing canoes in the world and the sport is popular over the entire globe. The origin of dragon boat racing can be traced from events occurring in southern China more than 2,000 years ago. Originally, boats festooned with Dragonheads and tails were a symbol of fertility. They were a way of encouraging bounteous rains and a plentiful harvest. UW-Parkside employees, some of their family members and one student guided and paddled the 550 pound boat through the 400 meter course. It was originally supposed to be 500 meters, but due to sandbars in the racing area, it was cut to 400 meters. With the full crew on board, the vessel, which was rented through a Canadian company, weighed close to 4,000 pounds. The speed at which the boat raced is comparable to jogging a mile on land in less than six minutes. The crew of twenty-one held its practices on the Root River. Dawne Bogardus, UW-Paikside's Team Captain said, "We all had a blast and we did a great job. It was a terrific experience to participate in this event and to learn something new, woik together, meet all kinds of new people, and get some unusual physical activity." As one might imagine, the racing was pretty intense on team member's muscles. The UW-Parkside team finished first in the Education Division. Teams were grouped by types, and four other boats had the same classification of representing an educational institution. UW-Parkside won its first place trophy based on their finish within this grouping and finished 27th out of 43 total teams, leaving them in the middle one-third of the field overall. The team's practices on the Root River proved to be very valuable even though the river was a lot calmer than Lake Michigan was on race day. "Practices helped tremendously. We learned what we needed to do in general and learned how to work as a team, too," said Bogardus. Organizers of the Dragon Boat Festival Races provided teams with trained steersmen to help control the boats. The Racine Rotaiy Club sent six people to Florida for instruction and these individuals also assisted teams during their practice sessions. Three additional steersmen from Canada arrived on race day to help the teams out as well. Some team members also raised extra donations for Racine's Heritage Museum. Bogardus' main tasks were to find individuals to commit to racing, getting information from organizers, and turning this information out to team members and keeping team members informed about what they needed to be doing in preparation for the event. "Linda Busha from our Employee Alumni Committee helped with our initial paperwork and our Friday night parade coordination. John Mielke in University Relations assisted with paperwork and took care of team T-shirts. Erica Bates, an UW-Parkside student who works in the Graphics Department, designed the logo and the T-shirts, which team members were able to keep. Many others helped with pieces as well," Bogardus said. The festival also gave team members T-shirts as souvenirs, "A couple of team members from the Administrative Department also solicited some tokens of appreciation, and the Follet Bookstore and the UW-Paikside Food Service donated too," said Bogardus. As for next year, Bogardus said that the team would like to have more students involved and perhaps more than one boat in the race. The members of this year's team were Bony Benavides (UW-Parkside's lone student team member), Carol Kinsley, Chris Zanowski, Cynthia Jensen, Dave Buchanan, Dawne Bogardus, Diana Hirsig, Errol Schluter (Friend of an employee), Jana McLaughlin (Team Dmmmer), Joe Antennau (Spouse of employee), Karen Grabher, Karl Grabher (Spouse of employee), Mason Grabher (Son of employee), Linda Busha, Mike Marzion, Nicole Leipski, Penny Lyter, Sandy Puzerewski, Steve McLaughlin, Steve Carlson, and Tamie Falk-Day. Judging by the enthusiasm of the team and spectators it looks like the Dragon Boat Festival will be around for a while, if you missed the action this time, watch for the early publicity of this event next year. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR AD. Pick up the NEW Ranger News Ad Rate cards today! Advertise with The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ ads@yahoo.com Phone:(262)595-2287 11 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 UW-Parkside Team Schedules/Fall 04-05' Season Fall Intramural Sports Schedule Fall Outdoor Intramurals Team Captain's Meeting: (All sign-up sheets due by meeting) WHEN? 9/13/04 WHERE? Center Classroom in SAC Games start on Tuesday, 9/14/04 4:00 PM: Flag Football 4:15 PM: Tennis & Disc Golf 4:30 PM: Sand Volleyball 4:45 PM: Kickball Game Days Flag Football: T & TH 4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Tennis: TH 4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Disc Golf: T 4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Sand Volleyball: M & W 4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Kickball: M & W 4:00 PM- 6:00 PM Fall Indoor Intramurals Team Captains Meeting (All sign-up sheets due by meeting) WHEN? 10/11/04 WHERE? Center Classroom in SAC Games start on Monday, 10/18/04 5:30 PM: Dodge Ball 6:00 PM: Men & Women's Basketball 6:30 PM: Coed Volleyball 7:00 PM: Indoor Soccer 7:15 PM: Badminton & Racquetball Game Days Dodge Ball: W 6:30 PM- 10:00 PM Basketball: (Men & Women's) T & TH 6:30 PM- 10:00 PM Coed Volleyball: M & W 6:30 PM- 10:00 PM Indoor Soccer: M 6:30 PM-10:00 PM Badminton: M 6:30 PM- 10:00 PM Racquetball: TBA Special Events WHEN? 9/27/04-10/1/04 11:00 AM until? Where? The DEN in the Union What? Jack White Pocket Billiard & Trick Shot Artist Prizes for the top three finishers in the men and women's divisions WHEN? 10/12/04 & 10/14/04 6:00 PM- 10:00 PM WHERE? SAC What? Intramural 3 on 3 Basketball Tournament Trophies for the top 3 men & women's teams Men's Soccer Sunday 9/5/04 GANNON 4:30 PM Saturday 9/11/04 ROCKHURST Noon Sunday 9/12/04 TRUMAN STATE Noon Friday 9/17/04 Northern Kentucky* 5:00 PM Sunday 9/19/04 @Bellarmine* Noon Sunday 9/26/04 SAINT JOSEPH'S* Noon Friday 10/1/04 SIU EDWARDS VILLE* 1:15 PM Sunday 10/3/04 LEWIS*Noon Friday 10/8/04 @ Missouri- St. Louis* 5:00 PM Sunday 10/10/04 @ Quincy* Noon Friday 10/15/04KENTUCKY WESLEYAN* 1:15 PM Sunday 10/17/04SOUTHERN INDIANA* Noon Saturday 10/23/04 @ Indianapolis* Noon Sunday 10/24/04 CARDINAL STRITCH Noon Sunday 10/31/04GLVC First Round T.B.A Friday 11/5/04 GLVC Semifinal T.B.A. Sunday 11/7/04 GLVC Championship T.B.A. HOME GAMES CAPPED AND BOLDED Great Lakes Valley Conference Games * Women's Soccer Saturday 8/21/04 EASTERN ILLINOIS 1:00 PM (Exhibition) Friday 8/27/04 @ Northwood 2:00 PM Wednesday 9/1/04 FERRIS STATE 3:00 PM Sunday 9/5/04 FINDLAY Noon Friday 9/10/04 GRAND VALLEY STATE 3:30 PM Sunday 9/12/04 WHEELING JESUIT 2:30 PM Friday 9/17/04 @ Northern Kentucky* 7:30 PM Sunday 9/19/04 @Bellarmine* 2:30 PM Friday 9/24/04 SAINT XAVIER 1:15 PM Sunday 9/26/04 SAINT JOSEPH'S* 2:30 PM Friday 10/1/04 SIUED WARDS VILLE* 3:30 PM Sunday 10/3/04 LEWIS* 2:30 PM Friday 10/8/04 @ Missouri-St. Louis* 7:30 PM Sunday 10/10/04 @ Quincy*2:30 PM Friday 10/15/04 KENTUCKY WESLEYAN* 3:30 PM Sunday 10/17/04 SOUTHERN INDIANA* 2:30 PM • Saturday 10/23/04 @ Indianapolis* 2:30 PM Sunday 10/31/04GLVC First Round T.B.A Friday 11/5/04 GLVC Semifinal T.B.A. Sunday 11/7/04-GLVC Championship T.B.A. HOME GAMES CAPPED AND BOLDED Great Lakes Valley Conference Games * Women's Volleyball Friday 8/27/04 Winona State (at Mankato) 10:00 AM Friday 8/27/04 @ Minnesota State Mankato 3:00 PM Saturday 8/28/04 Michigan Technical (at Mankato) Noon Saturday 8/28/04 Central Washington (at Mankato) 6:00 PM Thursday 9/2/04 @ Olivet Nazarene 7:00 PM Friday 9/3/04 Hillsdale (at Findlay) 4:00 PM Saturday 9/4/04 Northwood (at Findlay) 10:00 AM Friday 9/10/04 @ Findlay 2:00 PM Friday 9/10/04 Michigan Technical (at Lewis) 3:00 PM Saturday 9/11 /04 Northern Michigan (at Lewis) 10:00 AM Friday 9/17/04 @SIU Edwardsville* 7:00 PM Saturday 9/18/04 @ Southern Indiana* 2:00 PM Friday 9/24/04 @ Saint Joseph's* 7:00 PM Saturday 9/25/04 @ Indianapolis* 1:00 PM Saturday 9/25/04 Spalding* (at Indianapolis) 3:00 PM Wednesday 9/29/04@Lewis* 7:00 PM Friday 10/1/04 NORTHERN KENTUCKY* 7:00 PM Saturday 10/2/04 KENTUCKY WESLEYAN* 1:00 PM - Friday 10/8/04 SOUTHERN INDIANA* 7:00 PM Saturday 10/9/04 SIU EDWARDSVILLE* 1:00 PM Saturday 10/16/04 @ Bellarmine* 1:00 PM Wednesday 10/20/04 LEWIS* 7:00 PM Friday 10/22/04 @ Kentucky Wesleyan*7:00 PM Saturday 10/23/04@ Northern Kentucky* 1:00 PM Wednesday 10/27/04 @ Saint Xavier 7:00 PM Friday 10/29/04 MISSOURI-ST. LOUIS* 7:00 PM Saturday 10/30/04QUINCY* 1:00 PM Saturday 11/6/04 INDIANAPOLIS* 3:00 PM Thursday-Saturday 11/11/04-11/13/04 AD SPACE AVAILABLE! Pick up the NEW Ranger News Ad cards today! Advertise with The Ranger News! Contact: Avi Grewal (Ad Manager) uwp_ ads@yahoo.com Phone:(262)595-2287 University of Wisconsin- Parkside's Student Ncwspope r }i 12 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 Entertainment Presidential Race: Too Bling Blingy? BY: KATIE DYLEWSKI It's no longer imperative to know which star just got plastic surgery, who's hooking up, and who's currently in rehab for a nasty dmg habit. No sir, the current scoop is the oh-so exciting presidential race: So ... who's backing Keny, and who's backing Bush? With all do respect, one might compare the opinion of a celebrity (on a topic such as this) to asking your grandpa if your new glasses are too "emo." Considering the immense number of young and swing-voters, not to mention the trend-setting domino effect of Hollywood, are the facts concerning our country's future fading in the bright lights of A-lister endorsement? Clearly, the rich and famous have tremendous pull in all other areas of our culture, for example: low-rise jeans (Britney Spears), the neck-tie phenomenon (Avril Lavigne), and let us not forget the tmcker hat revolution, attributed to Mr. Ashton Kutcher. Pop culture has to start somewhere; and the rest of America is usually eager to follow. Though we all didn't run out and get the "Rachel' haircut, most of us considered it, right? MTV, which is the 18-25 demographic dream, is thriving on this upcoming election, coining it "The most important election of our lives"... turning their video awards into a "Voting-is-super-ultra-cool fest" while the stars discreetly (and some not so much) make their presidential choices public. Regarding the 2004 Presidential race: Is Hollywood using it's powers for good or bad? "It makes a real difference when performers and visual artists can use their talent as an attraction," said Marty Kaplan, researcher of politics and pop culture at the University of Southern California. Aside from casually acknowledging personal choices, some big name artists are have dedicated a great deal of money and time to their man. An organization called MoveOn - which is decidedly anti-Bush - is gearing up with Bruce Springsteen, Dave Matthews, & Death Cab For Cutie, among many others, as they set out on a promotional tour Last Comic Standing Finalist Entertained Students At UW-Parkside In 2003 BY RUSSELL HARRIS Philadelphia native/comedienne, Tammy Pescatelli, sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) came to entertain students on March 27, in Union Hall. On that night, Pescatelli's material included Wisconsin winters, "Cheese Heads," and comments on being a member of a Sicilian family. Little did the audience know at that time Pescatelli would become one of the last six finalists on the television show, "Last Comic Standing," which aired on NBC this summer. Thousands of comics participated in the competition. Although Pescatelli did not win, she said, "My goal was to finish in the finals. This show is a wonderful way for a comic to boost his or her career. Win or lose, I will still get a big hug from my mom." You may have seen Pescatelli's act on August 30, as the finalists from the first season of the show competed head to head against this year's finalists for a half a million dollars in prize money. Pescatelli also appeared on the television show, "Balderdash," on an episode that aired August 11. for Democratic candidate John Keny. MoveOn's "Vote For Change" revue will hit all nine swing-states, including Wisconsin. Actress Scarlett Johansson and Matt Damon are also pitching in. The two are powering online commercial ads for MoveOn. "MoveOn's campaign is a clever way of leveraging star power to get people to pay attention to the message." Kaplan notes. It's hard to say whether a red carpet campaign trail is a good thing. Although mixing business with pleasure usually has a reputation of making everything messy, taking credit away from the mind of a star could be an ignorant move. Whether speaking up out of admirable concern for the USA, or jumping on the glittery bandwagon of political activism, we little people have to remember that celebrities are people too. People with able minds and concern for the condition of their country. The war in Iraq has prompted the otherwise very politically uninvolved (myself included) to sit up and take notice of Fall TV Premieres Joey September 9,8 p.m., NBC Jack & Bobby September 12,9 p.m., The WB CS1: New York September 22,10 p.m., CBS Wife Swap September 29,10 p.m., ABC Desperate Housewives October 3,9 p.m., ABC what's happening and why. Perhaps P. Diddy and the celebrity gang are capable of harboring anger and pride too. It's a possibility. Just as Michael Moore used the power of cinema to push his ideas in "Fahrenheit 9-11," the general public reserved the right to pick and choose what they took from it, or to not see it at all. We aren't mindless drones, and I can safely assume that the morals of young voters won't be swayed by Ashlee Simpson or John Mayer. Some Americans just happen to have media draw at their fingertips, and use it to contribute what they can. Either way, I find it pretty encouraging that this generation will shuffle into a movie that showcases current events regarding our president - instead of Lindsay Lohan in the newest movie about short-shorts. As long everyone stays involved, paying most attention to facts and issues, I think we might be alright with the beautiful people putting in their two cents. "I feel this is one of the most critical elections in my lifetime," Springsteen told The Associated Press in the most overtly political statement of his career. "This wasn't one that a concerned citizen felt comfortable sitting out." For all who are curious anyway, here is a short fist of who currently likes who: Yay Bush: Pat Boone, Kid Rock, "The Rock," Britney Spears, Lee Ann Womack, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jessica Simpson, Mel Gibson, and Dennis Miller Yay Kerry: Jack Black, Fat Mike & NOFX, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, Whoopi Goldberg, Courtney Cox, Dixie Chicks, Chevy Chase, Dave Grohl, and Ben Affleck 13 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 — Up Coming Concerts — September 11 Bill Mahr - Skyline Stage, Milwaukee Lucky Boys Confusion - Illinois University, Dekalb Cake - Oyster Fest, Chicago American English "Complete Beatles Experience" - Villa Park Fest Norah Jones - Milwaukee Theatre, Milwaukee PIC: Welcome Picnic - Petrifying Springs Park September 12 Kanye West & Usher - Bradley Center, Milwaukee Sister Hazel & Cowboy Mouth - Potowatomi Casino, Milwaukee Norah Jones - Chicago Theatre, Chicago Rick Springfield - Festival Park, Gary, Ind. Local H - Friends & Co., Chicago September 14 Halifax, Homegrown, Spitalfield Smartbar, Chicago Metro- September 15 Project Deadman, Scatterman, Snugbrim, Tech N9ne - The Rave, Milwaukee George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - House of Blues, Chicago September 17 The Von Bondies & Auf Der Maur - The Bottom Lounge, Chicago Eiykah Badu - Congress Theatre ASO Game Night - Union 206, UW-Parkside September 18 Engine Down & These Arms are Snakes - Mad Planet, Milwaukee French Kicks & Keane - The Rave/Eagles Club, Milwaukee De La Soul - House of Blues, Chicago The Ska Brawl Tour w/The Toasters - The Bottom Lounge,_Chicago Greenday - Vic I Voted For Kudos & Mustard Theatre, Chicago lug - Wheaton Grand Theatre. Wheaton September 19 Lauryn Hill - Congress Theatre, Chicago Phantom Planet (also Sept. 20) - Schubas, Chicago September 20 The Laramie Project" - Union Cinema, UWParkside September 24 Further Seems Forever, Moments In Grace, The Kicks - The Bottom Lounge, Chicago September 25 Ingram Hill & Jonny Lang - House of Blues, Chicago Chris Cagle - The Brat Stop, Kenosha Melissa Etheridge - United Center, Chicago Billboard Singles Chart -Top Ten 1 - Goodies, Clara Featuring Petey Pablo 2 - Lean Back. Terror Squad 3 - Sunshine, Lil* Flip Featu ring Lea 4 - My Place, Nelly Featuring Jaheim 5 - Dip It Low, Chr istina Million 6 - Turn Me On, Kevin Lyttle Featuring Spragga Benz 7 - Slow Morion, Juvenile Featuring Soulja Slim 8 - Pieces Of Me, Ashlee Simpson 9 - She Will Be Loved, Maroon 5 10 - If 1 Ain't Got You, Alicia Keys j this issue wel tcke a looksie ck 4814 Sheridan Rd. - # 262.605.8455 a random Friday rttfrh. LAYOUT: Four seating areas, comfy booths, small dance floor, downstairs area with pool table. Electronic/Arcade games. Parking off Sheridan road. DECOR: Same old, kinda blah. - Football. Coca-Cola. More Football. MUSIC: DJ - Played poppy hip-hop. Played the same songs over and over. Didn't play the request. Most aged 21-25. Started dancing around 12:30am. Before 12:30am: Girls dancing with eachother while boys sit and watch from their tables... semi-creepy atmosphere. THE CROWD: DRUNKEN BATHROOM ART: (Ladies room - Stall #2) "Lori-N- Kim BFF 4 EVER!" "lori & kirn are stupid a*s b*tches" "ur just jelous we rock" & "life sucks' ... i I . • • * '• • • 14 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 BY HENRY GASKINS BY PRESTON BROWN As defined in the Encarta World English Dictionary: na-ture or Na-ture -- the forces and processes collectively that control the phenomena of the physical world independently of human volition or intervention, sometimes personified as a woman called "Mother Nature." It's interesting to think about nature and the environment, especially if you consider the mass difference there would be if humans never inhabited the planet Pollution, global warming, and worries about the ozone layer destroy the natural order of the way Earth evolved to become a steady environment for all life and growth. And none of this would have occurred if the evolution of human greed had not overtaken society. By "'evolution of human greed," I mean the way a society mn by money forces its people to compete on what they can create. Factories billowing out smoke and SUVs that swallow up and destroy our natural resources are specific examples. Another competition that seems to contribute to the destruction of nature and our natural resources deals with vanity and the sudden necessity for electricity within the past 100 years, along "with the ownership of property that has become so important in the times we five in. Imagine the Native Americans, who never claimed to own land, but generally saw the earth as belonging to all life to survive on They hunted only what they needed, and utilized each part that they could out of the animals they killed. For instance, when they killed a buffalo, they not only ate every part of the meat but used the rest of the animal as well, making blankets out of the hide, signals out of the horns, whips out of the tail, and many other things. This can all be seen as creation, but note that it does not contribute to the destruction of nature. At no time did the Native Americans have to worry about conserving buffalo as a natural resource, because they did not needlessly and wastefully kill. Now think about the European pilgrims who came to North America. One of the first things they did was claim a certain part of the land as their own. They hunted buffalo as well. But instead of utilizing the buffalo to the maximum potential, they killed them in mass quantities, took the meat they enjoyed the most, and left the rest in the field to rot. Could this be a reason you don't see herds of buffalo roaming across America anymore? Sure, they can be found in places like Montana, but when pilgrims started to take ownership of the land, the buffalo had no place of their own, thereby restricting their natural habitat. What I m getting to here is that there is a way for humans to work with nature, not against it. While many people see a car as a necessity to substitute for what would be a ten-minute walk, they probably don't have nature or our natural resources in mind. Likewise when people throw paper in a trash can, rather than a recycle bin. There is even a way to preserve the beauty of nature while still building structures within it. For example, the way the U W-Parkside campus sits on a natural prairie, and the architecture blends to that natural environment, complementing the natural setting rather than extinguishing it. If humanity can find a way to consistently utilize its resources to the maximum potential, the need to preserve nature will become a thing of the past. From the Donkey's Mouth Human Creation vs. Preserving Nature Creation: That which is produced or caused to exist, as the world or some original work of art or of the imagination; nature. (As defined by Webster's revised unabridged dictionary) Creation and constmction are two sides of the same coin. In order to create something in the physical world, you must use the tools of construction. Mankind has been a fan and avid student of creation and constmction since the beginning. Initially building small simple shelters to protect us from weather, then slowly becoming more advanced in our techniques. Now mankind's knowledge is catching up to its dreams and ambitions. These days, cityscapes and housing projects are a regular site almost anywhere you go in the world, providing its citizens with enormous opportunities. Nature has taken its next step of evolution through us. What are humans if not a form of Nature? Our buildings and roads are constructed in a natural way by ourselves in order to serve a purpose that best suits our civilizations. If an average person walked past a beaver's dam and contemplated its origins, it is unlikely that that person would come to the conclusion that the dam was unnatural. Our constructions are no different, although they are usually looked upon very differently. Generally, when people look at a building, they look at something that is taking away from nature, something that has replaced our natural world with a fabricated one. This is not quite the case. Humans and their actions are as much a part of the natural world as anything else. For example, just as a bird creates a nest to raise its young, so do humans. Mankind is not void of the natural world, we are next step ih it. What could possibly be more natural than creation? Perhaps a tree or a blade of grass? Maybe an ocean or the atmosphere? Well, all were created in some shape or form. I hardly think its fair for critics to call man-made construction unnatural considering we are as much a part of life as anything else. You wouldn't call a bird's nest synthetic simply because it didn't grow that way, so why wouldn't we extend that same ideology toward man made constmction. Different materials are certainly being used, but that stems from the logical side of humans that wants to improve on the previous lessons that we have already learned. Human beings ability to use logic and reason are the only real noticeable difference between ourselves and other animals that are considered to be part of something that mankind is apparently now excluded from. Now, I'm not saying that we should destroy all the forests around the world with a dimwitted justification of, "Hey man, it's all natural so don t worry about it, that would be ridiculous. However, I am saying that in the reality that we live with, it is often necessary to modify our natural surroundings to best fit our ever-growing needs. We must do this responsibly of course, as to not destroy all our resources or the often forgotten shared inhabitants of this planet, namely plant and animal life. When all is said and done creation is a step in nature, not the antithesis of it. What we build today is the next step in Earths evolution for tomorrow. 15 The Ranger News September 11, 2004 CLASSIFIED ADS (262) 595-2287 M uwp_ads@yahoo.com Classified Ad Rates 30 words for $5.00 and $0.25 for every additional word. Spring Break 2005- Travel with STS, America's #1 Student Tour Operator to Jamaica, Cancun, Acapulco, Bahamas and Florida. Now hiring on-campus reps. Call for group discounts. Information/ Reservations 1-800-648- 4849 or www. ststravel. com. "Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center 637-8323 Beau Boedecker, a freshman here at UW-Parkside, shakes the Ranger Bear's hand moments after winning free tuition for the semester. New residents had the chance to participate in various activities September 1 and September 2, and if they attended enough of the activities their names were put into a raffle for the chance to win free tuition. Police Beat 8-2-04 Someone needs a better job. Tallent Hall. 1:22 pm. The Police Department was notified of a returned check. 8-4-04 Bad move. Outer Loop Rd/CTH G. 6:28 am. A citation was issued to a driver for operating a vehicle with a revoked license. 8-4-04 On the Go. HWY E/HWY JR. 8:50 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 64 mph in a 45 mph zone. 8-5-04 Speed Racer. HWY 31/HWY JR. 10:08 pm A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 74 mph in a 55 mph zone. 8-5-04 That's why they got pulled over? CTH G/Outer Loop Rd/ 11:48 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for operating a vehicle without a valid driver's license. 8-8-04 Coaster. CTH A/Wood Rd. 7:32 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. 8-8-04 Well, no fire after all! Union. 5:31 pm. Officers were dispatched to the Union for a fire alarm in the kitchen. Alarm was reset. 8-9-04 What's the Hurry? HWY E. 10:04 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 61 mph in a 45mph zone. 8-9-04 Another Coaster. Wood Rd/HWY E. 11:41 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for Failure to Stop/Improper Stop at a Stop Sign 8-10-04 Lead Foot. CTH E. 6:33 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 67mph in a 45mph zone. 8-11-04 Milking the Clock. Tallent. Officers were dispatched to the Tallent Hall elevator where a custodian was stuck in the elevator. 8-12-04 Hey Baby...Slow Down! CTHE. 12:17 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 7 lmph in a 45mph zone. 8-12-04 Late For Work? CTH E/STH 3331. 8:32 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 7lmph in a 55mph zone. 8-13-04 Lead Foot. CTH G/Inner Loop Road. 8:47 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 50mph in a 35mph zone. 8-13-04 Did you eat paint chips as a kid? Wood Road Turnaround. 12:07 am. Citations were issued to a driver for driving with a suspended license and suspended registration plates. 8-14-04 Kick His A** Seabass! Outer Loop Road. 4:48 am. Officers responded to a report of a fight in progress. 8-14-04 You're not the only one. 1:29 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for operating a vehicle with a suspended driver's license. 8-17-04 Not a wise decision. 1:54 am. Citations were issued to a driver for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and a BAC over .08. 8-18-04 At least we know the alarms are working! GRNQ. 1:51 pm Officers were dispatched for an active heat detector. Fire Alarm 8-19-04 More non-wise decisions. 1:57 am. Citations were issued to a driver for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and o M/ittirmt a valid driver's license. Application to save money on furnishing your college crib SVE02234658-04 Form Approved by IKEA / www.ikeafinancialaid.com WARNING: Any person who knowingly does not use IKEA to furnish their dorm room is subject to high prices or really bad milk crate and cinder block furniture. IKEA SCHAUMBURG: North of Woodfield Mall (847) 969-9700 Mon-Thurs: 10am-9pm, Fri: lOam-lOpm, Sat: 9am-10pm, Sun: 10am-8pm PIEASE PRINT N EATLY OR TYP E. COMPARE PRICES CAREPULLY. 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Police Beat May 7, 2004 Pg.2 Pg.3 Pg. 3 Pg.6 Pg .7 Pg. 10 Pg. 15 Pg. 18 Pg. 18 Pg. 19 Interview with the 2004-2005 PSGA President: Chris Semenas page 4 Audience Applauds. Audience Boos. BSU sponsors Apollo Night Students filled up Union Cinema on April 29 for Apollo Night, where people would perform their musical talents. The audience would either applaud or boo the performers. Apollo Night was sponsored by BSU. Alcohol and Marijuana: Health & Body explores differencesnetween the two most prominant college drugs. Page 7 Comments? Concerns? Questions? Story Ideas? Email us! therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com Letter from the editor Date: May 7 , 2004 Studio: Wyllie D139C Hey Porkside, It has been quite a year for the staff of The Ranger News. Many things have changed for us during the course of the year, and "here we are; our final issue. We feel that with every new issue, the paper gets better than the previous issue. This year, we have established ourselves and our mission toward the UW-Parkside community. Next year, we hope to bring the paper to the next level. On behalf of o ur staff, thank you for reading this year. Congratulations to ail graduating seniors and good luck i n the future. To all of you returning this Fall: we'll see you soon! —Henry D. Caskins, Editor-in-Chief Staff Member of the Year At the beginning of the school year, back in September 2003, a brightcycd girl entered Wyllie DI39C (The Ranger News Headquarters) inquiring about the possibility of writing for UWParkside's student newspaper. Since The Ranger News is always looking for more writers, we welcomed her with open arms. She brought ideas, ambition, and hard work, and the newspaper would be completely different today if Emily Rasbornik hadn't come, which is why we have chosen her to be our Staff Member of the Year. She has a drive to get things accomplished, and she has proved that time and time again throughout the year. When she first started, the newspaper was lacking a graphic designer, so the staff was working overtime trying to figure out how layout works. Emily stayed late nights helping us get the Fall 2003 issues designed and completed. She always comes up with new ideas, such as the Health and Body page, the Style page, and any other story she thinks might be worthwhile to write. She takes care of the Police Beat and writes most of the headings for each one (over some cosmopolitans, no doubt). Besides the newspaper, Emily takes advantage of all opportunities here at UW-Parkside by being involved as a DJ for 101.7 FM WIPZ, throwing down on some intramural sports, and utilizing the Career Center, which helped hook her up with an internship at a Milwaukee radio station this summer. Emily is a senior majoring in communication and seeking her professional writing certificate. She plans on a May 2005 graduation. She has been a great co-worker for all of us, and we hope she brings her ideas and ambition back with her next year, sr Artie ie Submissions Among other things, The an outlet for students interested in jou rnalism and writing in general. We accept articles from ail students, staff, and faculty. To s ubmit an article, type it in 12-point Times New Roman font two pages using this format. Students who submit articles fO fill Out CRT | once per semester. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit, condense, and revise ail articles for language, fmgfh, and clarity. The Ranger News does not guarantee the publication of any submission. •' . % The Ranger News Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY D. GASKINS ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFANI ASSIGNMENT EDITOR EMILY RASBORNIK COPY EDITOR TRACY MEDEK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL LUI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHIC DESIGNER MATT GONYA ART DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ {ADVERTISING MANAGER CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTERS RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE DYLEWSKI AARON D. ZABLER JIM BURZELIC ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. AH students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Wy llie D-139C Phone: <262) 595-2287 Fax: (2621595-2295 Page 3 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 Hello. I would like to just comment on your recent police blotter. I li ke the humorous headings to each incident, but one went too far. The one I am referring to is the person who suffered a seizure while on campus and was taken to a hospital. The heading written for that incident was "All Shook Up." This seemed a bit insensitive. -Anonymous I've been attempting to keep up with the events of the Parkside Student Government Association (PSG A) through reading The Ranger News and I've found many articles to be very biased. In the April 15th issue, there was a brief entitled "PSGA Argues Over Constitution." The title in itself has a negative vibe to it considering the word "argues" carrys with it negative feelings. —Anonymous I would like to say that I agree with the person who wrote in complaining about the meal plan system. It is ridiculous! And what about the chancellor's pancake breakfast? Did 1 really read that poster right? 10 o'clock to midnight?! That's just crazy. In fact, that's not even breakfast! Where I come from, that's called... something else. Also, the Gateway Gazette looks much better than The Ranger News. Why don't you guys switch to color? —Anonymous The Gateway Gazette is published once every two months, and they have a bigger budget than we do. It is also a faculty-run newspaper, whereas The Ranger News is completely student run. Got a complaint? E mail it to us (therangemews_uwp@yalioo. com) with the subject "Ranger Growl" and we'll choose the best ones to prim. Including your name is optional. Please make all subnussio&s 100 words or less. Opinions m The Ranger Grow! do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Ranger News or any part of UW-Parkside in general. We Want It Right in the newspaper, e-mail us at therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com, and we'll make a note of it in our next issue. UW-Parkside " News Briefs Free Finals Study Breaks Do you plan late nights at the Library while preparing that last paper or studying for final exams? Coffee and Cookies will be available in the Friends of the Library room in the Library Monday May 10 (9-10 p.m.). This free distribution of two of the most important food groups is becoming a tradition on campus during finals week, and is provided by the University Honors Program and several of the academic honor societies. Students Recognized for Academic Achievement Students from the College of Arts and Sciences and the School of Business and Technology were recognized on Sunday, April 18 in the Union Dining Room for outstanding scholarship in their major fields. Professor Stuart Hansen of the Computer Science Department was the master of ceremonies for the event, which was attended by nearly ail of the 100 graduating seniors who received the Academic Achievement Award, their guests, and members of the faculty. Student Organizations and Leaders Recognized The leadership Recognition Banquet, or what some call the Academy Awards of UW-Parkside, took place April 22 to honor student organizations and student leaders who have made a visible difference to the campus community. Chancellor Jack Keating was present, and he gave an opening speech congratulating all the students there, noting that they were the ones who really are getting all they can out of their college experience. The categories included Emerging Student Leader, Distinguished Student leader, Outstanding Organization Member, Advisor of the Year, Community Service Program Award, SOC Organization of the Year, and Major Status Organization of the Year. Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) and Parkside Asian Organization (PAO) tied for the Major Status Organization of the Year. A complete list of Leadership Recognition Banquet winners can be found on Page 20. Page 4 The Ranger News ' -- Interview with PSGA President Elect Chris Semenas .. * „ nnlno un to cfiirlents in Wvlli May 7 , 2004 By Josh Langer The Ranger News: First, I'd like to say congratulations on winning the PSGA presidential election. Chris Semenas: Thank you. It was a lot of hard work. It was a hard fought race and I had a great time doing it because a lot of people who helped out on my campaign were people I didn't even know three weeks ago and now they're close friends. Those are the people that, on election night, you're the most grateful to. Because they're the ones that believed in you, and they're the ones that fought with you, and they're the ones that stuck with you to the end. The Ranger News: What do you think distinguished you from the other candidates and allowed you to win? Chris Semenas: I t hink it was my experience. I've been here for three years, and been involved on many different levels on this campus. I'm known by other student leaders on campus. Dave's [Koss, Semenas s running mate and new PSGA vice president] and my campaign organization was very well put together. We had people out there from 9 o'clock in the morning to 6 o'clock at night days before the election, and on elections day, we talked to students in our classes, we talked to organizations, we talked to people involved with athletics. We got a lot of people to come together. We built a strong base and coalition. I think students recognize that there needs to be someone who is represented with them on all levels of this campus, who is going to walk forw ard, and be the unifying force, so when I d o sit in on the faculty senate, or I am talking to the chancellor, that I am representing all the views. I think a lot of students recognized that when they went to vote. But most of all I h ave to hand it out to the people that helped out on my campaign. Their belief in me, those friends and supporters, helped me to go forward. The Ranger News: Will you be presiding over like-minded senators? Will you command the majority necessary to accomplish your goals? Chris Semenas: The election came out overwhelmingly in favor of me, Dave, and the fifteen people that ran with us. Of the twenty five people running [for senate,] fifteen of them were on the STAR slate, which is Students Talking About Real issues. The senators that were elected on the STAR slate were the top fifteen vote getters. I th ink why is because we were organized and because we were out there. I d on't think it will be my job to preside over the meeting next year as it is this year (because 1 am the president pro tempore this year), but next year I will be working with individual senators and lobbying them on issues and talking to them. I am the leader of this organization now. and I want new senators to know I am there to help them. Furthermore, I will facilitate any discussions students need to have on campus. The Ranger News: How do you plan to lead the senate? What goals are going to be accomplished for the students? Chris Semenas: My first priority is bringing together that disconnect that we notice on this campus. Because a lot of times we don't see organizations and athletics working together. We're all students here. We all have the same issues, and one thing we need to look at is how are we actually going out there and talking to students? What Dave and I campaigned on was renewing, rebuilding, and redefining how student government works. First of all, we need to renew our commitment to the students. The students are the ones that elected us. We need to be serving the students, whether it's going to classrooms and doing classroom raps, to going to organization meetings, or going to sports teams and talking to them during their practices, or even going up students Wyllie Market or the cafeteria and saying, state legislature is doing this, we need your voices heard. It's all about having the students voices heard. It's also about rebuilding PSGA. The PSGA has come a long way from where it was two years ago, when I was first elected, and it's about rebuilding the inside—making it more efficient, having a close link of senators, having directors who work closely with each other on issues that are effecting them. We need to be voicing our shared governance committee because we're actually one of the most powerful campuses in the country, because we have Wisconsin state statute 36095. where students have a pari with what goes on in [the administration of] the university. A seat that I'm going to utilize to the maximum is the faculty senate seat. A student [the PSGA president] gets a voting seat on the faculty senate. On April 25, our senate passed a resolution opposing a policy change proposed [by faculty] where they wanted to impose that students must get a C or better on the ENGLISH 101, the MATH 102, or the MATH 111 class before they could take any upper level classes. What that would mean is that a freshman who would want to take an internship on a political campaign that year because they believe in the candidate, couldn't take that, because they didn't pass these classes. The students united—when I was up there campaigning I heard students talking about this—the students united, spoke out against this, and in the end, our president cast the tie-breaking vote against this. When students spoke up there, a lot of professors minds started to change. When they walked in there, they supported [the proposal for C or better to take upper level classes,] but in the end, the students' voice ended up prevailing. That's what student government needs to be doing again. We need to be having our voice being heard. PASA Earns Major Status Award By Josh Langer The Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) was chosen as the Major Status Organization of the Year. PASA makes it their mission to "provide outstanding peer support, service, and programming to the non-traditional students of UW-Parkside," in the words of the organization's president. Donna Mink ley. PASA's current enrolled membership of 117 students is a nearly 50% increase over the previous academic year. With more active members, the effectiveness of the organization in reaching out to their peers increases. A non-traditional student is "anyone with adult responsibilities outside the classroom," according to Rebecca Ferguson, UWParkside's advisor for non-traditional students. Ferguson holds a PhD, and she was non-traditional status during graduate school. Many non-traditional students come back to college after spending years in the workforce or military. During this time, many receive on the job training that qualifies as college level. This college level learning can be translated into academic credit. One of Ferguson's duties as advisor is to assist non-traditional students in realizing their maximum potential through the Credit for Experience-Based Learning (CEBL). PASA is a resource for every non-traditional student, whether a working mother of two or a grandfather, to find all the resources UW-Parkside has to offer. PASA's goal is to have its members graduate and leave UW-Parkside and PASA, gaining valuable leadership skills that will extend to their future careers. Minkley, five other PASA members, and Ferguson attended the Association of Non-Traditional Students in Higher Education (ANTSHE) conference in Dallas this spring. "When I went to the ANTSHE conference, f felt that Parkside was an outstanding school for providing support to non-traditional students," said Minkley, taking a break from writing her senior thesis. Minkly, in addition to being president of PASA, was awarded the distinction of Outstanding Student Organization Member for her high GPA. Minkley wrote in her nomination for the major status organization award that "PASA takes the development of its members seriously and we sponsor deserving students to make it possible for them to attend conferences in their majors." She cites member Jamie Lambert's trip to Texas to study geosciences, and member Rebecca Nicke's trip to attend a mock European Union Conference, which was required by her political science major. In addition to offering services to deserving students, PASA has consistently and admirably designed top-notch programming at which all UWParkside students are welcome. They started last year with the Family Weekend Carnival, which drew 300 people to campus. Another program that PASA made happen, which was co-sponsored by the Black Student Union (BSU), was last year's appearance at UW-Parkside by the Muntu African Dance Troop. The Ranger News UW-Parkside Rallies Behind Racine's Gang Diversion Program By Tracy Medek It is challenging to find a cause that can stir the heart, excite the imagination, and spur the spirit of activism in a single individual, let alone a group of forty, but that is precisely what UW-Parkside's Communication Department has done. Two upper division communication classes—Senior Seminar with Professor Fay Akindes and Designing Conflict Intervention with Professor Mary Waid—have found both inspiration and infinite opportunities for reciprocal learning in Taylor Home. Tay lor Home is Racine' s G ang Diversion Program. The program's goal is to provide at-risk youth with a positive and supportive after-school experience. An attentive staff, safe environment, and activities that foster cooperation and personal growth are just some ot the features that make Taylor Home such an invaluable program. Taylor Home is an especially groundbreaking program, as it not only works with its young members, but with their families as well. They provide parents, siblings, and other family members with a great many services, such as counseling and transportation to and from job interviews and doctor's appointments. The program seeks to strengthen not only die individual member, but the member's support system as well. The idea of expansive inclusion in the addressing of this social issue is characteristic not only of the program's innovativeness, but also of the staff's genuine compassion and commitment to the youth they work with. By Tracy Medek Isaac Taylor founded Taylor Home as an orphanage in 1867. Taylor had grown up in an orphanage in Whales, and found the facility cold and bleak. He believed in the potential to create a warm and welcoming environment for orphans, and the advent of Taylor Home did Wisconsin abolished orphanages in 1955, so the facility became a residential treatment facility to serve "Incorrigible youth," (i.e.: runaways, children from dysfunctional homes). Five years later, the original facility was torn down, and a cluster of red brick cottages was built in its place to further the I As of now, half of the I alternative schooling for the Racine Unified School District, and the other half is devoted to Taylor Home's Gang Diversion Program. The program is available to students ages 6-1.7 who have been referred there based on family dysfunction or behavioral problems. A typical day at Taylor Home begins with half an hour for recreation in the gym. This is followed by a small meal provided by Taylor Home. For many of the members, this is the only meal they will receive that evening. The members are then given whatever assistance they may need with their homework. Finally, the evening concludes with a group workshop. One of the most recent workshop topics was diversity. The corresponding activity involved the members working together to bake a marble cake—a hands-on illustration of the blending together of different races. Another activity was a scavenger hunt, aimed at enhancing cooperative teamwork. Greater comprehension of social issues and improved interpersonal communication and conflict resolution are two of the primary objectives of Taylor Home. The program "s creative approach and compassionate spirit give the kids who come through their doors a second chance. It is certainly a program worth fighting for. W The two participating Communication classes are devoting their time and energy, as well as the insight they have cultivated through the Communication Major, in order to ensure the program's continued survival and to provide the program's gifted counselors with further ideas for conflict resolution. The sixteen members of the Designing Conflict Intervention course have made several visits to Taylor Home to gather field notes. The students then used the notes to help them generate ideas as to what group work strategies and interpersonal intervention tactics might prove beneficial to the Taylor Home counselors. The class presented those ideas to the counselors during their final visit. Senior Seminar's focus is the program's financial struggles. Taylor Home has recently lost $30,000 in funding, a portion that was previously covered by the City of Racine's Community Development Block Grant. Due to this drastic budget cut, the facility is unable to provide the same caliber of service. The food budget has suffered dramatically, as has the program's staffing. Likewise, Taylor Home is unable to replace their worn out recreation equipment or update their library's collection. The Seminar class is working to raise money and awareness for the Taylor Home. They are currently selling raffle tickets in an effort to raise funds. Senior Seminar has also visited Taylor Home several times to interact with the children and to get a better sense of where their particular needs lie. The class will visit the facility one final time to present them with a check, as well as with some much-needed recreational and educational items. Senior Seminar and Designing Conflict Intervention have found more than a mere site for a class project in Taylor Home. They have found friends in the children, faith in the power of activism, and confidence in the skills they have developed through the communication major. HT The Ranger News May 7, 2004 UW-Parkside B aseball Looking for Conference Title By Michael Lui The UW-Parkside men's baseball team broke into the Division II top 25 in the latest April poll. The team had won 7 straight before the poll came out. Central Missouri State was ranked number one in the poll. The men's team is in first place in the GLVC conference and clinched the conference title with a win during the May 1st weekend. They are currently three games ahead of the second place team Missouri-St.Louis. Parkside's current record in the conference is 29-9 and they are 39-14 overall. The GLVC tournament is going to be held in Sauget, 111. on May 6th through May 9th. litlti TEAM Wi s, -P arks i d e Missouri-St. Louis Northern Kentucky Quincy Kentucky Wesley an Saint Joseph's Southern Indiana. : ' • . . . . V- . • • Kewii / • GO fC- OVERALL W-L Pet. W-L Pet. 2 9 9 .763 39-14 .736 23-13 .639 28-21-1 .570 26-14 .650 33-23 .589 22-16 .579 32-24 .57 1 18-20 .474 30-23 .566 18-18 .50O 24-26 .480 17-23 .425 23-33 .4 1 I 16-22 .421 20-32 .385 17-22 .436 20-23 .385 13-25 .375 2Q-33 .377 XO-29 .256 16-39 .291 UW-Parkside's Intramural Basketball Program Goes to Florida By Michael Lui The Parkside Intramural program qualified for the ACIC national championships by taking second in the regional tournament earlier in the semester. The national championships took place April 23-24 and included teams from ail over the nation. Parkside started the tournament with a win over Eastern Michigan. Then they suffered a lost to Southern University. Then they went on to beat The University of Central Florida before losing to the tournament's runner up Arkansas State University. The team's most exciting win was over The University of Central Florida when Larae Wood hit the game winning shot with less than 3 seconds left West Virginia ended up winning the National Championship. Intramurals sent a team of eight including: Joseph Clayton, Allen Colburn, Joe Daniels, Courtney Ferguson, Michael Lui, Steven Nebel, Larae Norwood, and Willis Wray. Page 7 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 HEALTH & By Emily Rasbornik What is, overall, safer for your body: alcohol or marijuana? The h ealth impact of any drug depends on how it's used, who's using it, how much is used, and under what circumstances. Comparing them directly is difficult — each possesses the potential for unique risks or benefits. People using marijuana or alcohol to get high or drunk are more likely to experience the better-known negative consequences of these drugs. Alcohol use may contribute to liver disease, heart disease, peptic ulcers, and physical dependency. Marijuana use may contribute to problems thinking clearly, memory loss, dependency, and (if smoked) smoking-related health problems, such as throat and lung cancer and respiratory problems. Furthermore, both alcohol and marijuana are thought to contribute to mental health problems, such as depression and anxiety. Marijuana and alcohol have both been shown to significantly reduce reaction time and motor coordination, two skills that are essential to safely operate a motor vehicle. In general, being drunk or high compromises sound judgment and may lead to unhealthy or risky decisions that you wouldn't make when sober. WITH PURCHASE OF TANDEM SKYDIVE, NOW AS LOW AS: OFFER VALID APRIL 2004 RESERVATIONS REQUIRED $25 NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT BRING STUDENT F.D. FO R DIS COUNT WWW.SKYDI VEM1LWAUKEEXOM $130 SAVE $55 HURRY! SPACE IS LIMITED SKY KNIGHTS EAST TROY 1-800-ET-CHUTE 25 MINUTES FROM MILWAUKEE Does the use of marijuana affect a person's sexual performance? Whether it's sex, socializing, or skydiving, marijuana's affect on performance can vary. Pot is in a drug class by itself — neither considered a stimulant, nor a depressant, because its effects are in large part determined by the expectations of its users. By the same token, marijuana, alcohol, and other drugs can also amplify one's pre-existing personality traits: paranoia; fearfulness; gregariousness; anxiety; aggressiveness, etc. And, these factors don't jump out the window when you jump into bed. You a nd your partner can probably get more specific answers for yourselves by discussing and examining marijuana's role in your sex life: is it an innocuous side-bar, used every now and then (legal considerations aside), or is it a third participant on which you depend? For some, sex itself is an anxiety-producing proposition, so they use pot to relax. Others might use weed with the mission of heightening sensitivity. Keeping in mind the powerful role that your mind plays in the action of pot and other drugs, the calming down and turning on goals can also be reached without bringing drugs into the bedroom. There is a possibility that any drug can become a crutch for behaviors, sex included, that people find uncomfortable. For some, these crutches turn into necessary aids, resulting in unhealthy use and abuse. One last note: long-term use of marijuana does seem to affect reproductive health. Marijuana has an effect on testosterone production and other hormones, which in turn can affect fertility, erectile dysfunction, menstruation, and other areas. Also, heavy, long-term marijuana use can either cause or contribute to low motivation and sex drive. Unfortunately, this is not usually one of the items on any pot smoker's wish list. ANNOUNCING A NEW SERVICE Available at the Student Health & Counseling Center FREE confidential sexual health counseling and HIV / AIDS testing is now available at the Student Health & Counseling Center. AN it takes is a phone call to 595-2366 for an appointment. You will be asked to provide self selected initials and numbers as your identification. In addition to HIV / AIDS testing, you may talk about sexual health in general, sexual orientation and exploration, safer sex practices, intimacy development in relationships, assertive practices for sexual risk negotiation and refusal, feeling good about pleasure and desire through exploration of sexual shame and guilt Amy Williams, Prevention Specialist from the "AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin" (ARCW), will provide this free service. She will be at the SHCC on the first and third Fridays of the month. Please take advantage of this program brought to you in cooperation with the Student Health & Counseling Center. Page 8 The Ranger News The American Democracy Project By Kara J. Smith There is a phenomenon overcoming University campuses around the country. It comes in, engages students, and promotes civic engagement, something that University campuses have been lacking. This new program has the potential to let our generation become one that is remembered, not for our lacking a sense of community, but one that builds up the community and creates new programs to better it. This program will give our generation the boost it needs to come out of the university system with more than a piece of paper, it will give us a more well rounded understanding of what is really going on in the world around us. This program will make us into the people we should want to be as our generation steps up to take over this country and as we set it up for future generations when it is there turn. This program is the American Democracy Project. At the beginning of the semester I had the joy of getting involved in this new program led byfaculty7 and students alike. Many people around the campus that you see everyday are working to get this program set up and into practice. These people include administrators, heads of departments, faculty, and students. They all work together as equals and everyone's ideas are of value and incorporated into what will be our eventual result. At the beginning of the semester we kicked this project off by getting together and brainstorming ideas. Out of this brainstorming parly, we formed groups to accomplish these ideas. The groups we ended up with are: Promoting the Common Good, Examining Expectation, Voices of Students, Global Community, 100% Voter Registration and Education, Interactive Communication for UW-Parksidc and Beyond, and Civic Engagement in the Curriculum. Each group had meetings throughout the semester separately to work out how they wanted to go about accomplishing their goal and what they were going to do to reach their goal. We recently got back together as a group and reported what vve had been working on all semester. Of these, I think, there are two that would very much interest the students at this university: Voices of Students and 100% Voter Registration and Education. Voices of Students is looking to make sure that the students are heard and have a voice. Of their many ideas and great ways to help students, I t hought the best was providing a place where students can share their ideas and thoughts. I thought this was an idea that the student body would embrace and could really use. They also said that PSGA is working toward the same goal. There will hopefully be much collaboration and great student work to see this amazing proposal for the students become a reaiitv. The other group, I thought, would affect students because the voter group is going to try to reach out in any way that they can. Their dream is to make sure that you have every opportunity to learn about the issues, iearn about the candidates and also vole. This will be a campaign that will never end; it will not just be when a big election rolls around, but a constant campaign. 1'his group would like to also create a place on campus that provides you with access to information on candidates and issues. One of the greatest things about this group is that they are doing this for you and they will be hosting Rock the Vote social parties and raffles where all you have to do to enter is be a registered voter. You will see this campaign really lake off next semester. There arc other groups also working on similar ideas and this group would like to work in conjunction with them in any way possible. These are just a few of the things that this project as a whole is looking to do for students, but it is mainly there to help them in everyway possible to be more civic minded and engaged. This project can be a great tool on this campus. I hope that all will benefit fully from the work that these great people arc doing, Chancellor's Pancake Breakfast Musical Entertainment by Hedgehog r onen to all students Take a break from exams (reef f t««* freel WeMU pancakes • • • Sausage Links • • • •' Scraped Eggs^ Breakfast Breads' . juice • • Coffee • *§§§1 • * Hondas, Mav10,2004 10:00 m-WididoM @ parkslde Cafe With; specia il guests servii Wihe food and beverages.' Sponsored by Dining Services Page 9 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 Would you le to earn money and have fun at the same time? Looking for English speaking or Spanish Bi-lingual salesmen and women to sell Pampered Chef We are a reputable company offering quality kitchen utensils through in-home parties. 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Page 10 The Ranger News The Ben Kweller Interview By: Katie Dylewski Okay. I'm sure there are quite a few [people out there in IParkside land who have heard me go on id on and on about this guy. Well, here go again. To those of you who I haven't gotten to yet, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Ben Kweller. I'll keep it short, I promise. I've written and rewritten this article about 50 million times, so I'm going to just come out with what I've been trying to find a fancy way to say: Ben Kweller is amazing. Trying to describe him is hard, but his music is often categorized as guitar/piano poppy-folk-rock. If I tried to stand apart all the other reviewers and not praise his work like crazy - I'd be a big fat liar. He's one of only a handful of people born after 1970 who is worthy of a musical genius title. His music is constantly evolving and consistently awesome. It's also safe to say that Mr. Kweller put on one of the best live shows I've ever witnessed. Realizing that I'll never see any rock greats (in their prime anyway) perform live, I'm content because I've seen Ben. To be honest, Ben Kweller doesn't need me, or any advertisement, to convince people that his music is worth buying. Fans of his music continue to spread the word because as amazing as he is, he is still unknown and unheard by far too many people. Ok, basic points covered. I had the opportunity to speak with Ben, via telephone, a few weeks before the release of his newest record, 'On My Way'. I trie d my best to contain all urges to blurt out the only phrases that came to mind, such as '"Holy sh*t! You re Ben Kweller", "You're sooooo awesome", and "How does it feel to be sooo awesome". It was hard, but I managed to keep composure and stick to a laundry list of questions. I picked a few to stick in here, in a topic/quote format: Inspiration for recording this album live: Ben Kweller: Just like my love for sixties music." Favorite song to play off the new album: Ben Kweller: I l ove to play 'I Need You Back' and 'On My Way'. The new record has received extremely good reviews, many coining him "the next Bob Dylan". Album Review: Sufjan Stevens — Seven Swans By Aaron Wensel Sufjan Stevens latest album Seven Swans follows in the wake of the success of last year's Greetings from Michigan. This ambitious introspective indie folk singer-songwriter plans to release an album for each of the fifty states, beginning with his home state of Michigan. Seven Swans conveys his loving relationship with God calmly and honestly. In an interview with Uncut magazine out of Britain, they asked him why his God seems vengeful in his songs. To this he laughed and replied, "Oh no. There's no element of revenge in the character of God, but there's definitely an aggressive joy. He's not chasing you like a stalker, he's chasing you like a lover chases you. There's a lot of aggression in that kind of romance. We pursue things out of reverence, out of our need to worship." The liree most powerful songs; Abraham, Seven Swans, and The Transfiguration; seem like bible stories set to musical melody. Steven's tender vocal delivery and subtle plucking on both banjo and guitar echo Nick Drake and Elliott Smith. Stevens sings, "if I'm alive again this time next yean" but unlike Drake and Smith, Stevens seems to have found strength in God. The next song on the album declares, 'T have found a lot of life in you, and I think that dress looks nice on you." Sufjan Stevens love for life and faith could uplift even the most downtrodden, hopeless people. Sufjan sings, "I'd swim across Lake Michigan, to be alone with you," and his words have come across and touched me deeply. This album possesses the intimacy of Elliott Smith, where you can hear the squeaks on the strings as he slides up and down his guitar. This is a very warm, heartfelt album that could give you a new outlook on life. ST Ben Kweller: Well Bob Dylan - that's just over the top. I l ove Bob Dylan and like Neil Young. The thing about those two, they've always made the records they want to and spoken straight from their hearts. I think that's a big reason why they're around today. It's definitely an honor to be spoken about in the same light." Ben was recently married — to Lizzy! ('Sha Sha' featured a song titled 'Lizzy'). They are both 22 years old. Ben Kweller: Yeah, like, it's so old school. 1 was thinking about it, and it's like my grandfather got married when he was 22. People don't get married young anymore. My grandparents were together for so long. It's kind of like, 1 feel like it's back during WWII when the husband is going off to war and like, that's what I'm about to do [tour]. She can fly out to meet me as opposed to getting letters from overseas, (laughs) It's a little better. And plus, I don't have to worry about anyone trying to shoot me. Well - F*ck. You never know. I h ope not." Needless to say, the new album is amazing and you just need to hear it for yourself. Ben is currently on a co-headlining tour with Death Cab For Cutie, playing a total of eight sold-out shows in the month of April alone. He was in Chicago on both April 15 and 16 (sold out) at the Vic Theatre. ( A little known fact: The tour was booked a stop at UW-Parkside for March 26, but things weren't worked out with the sponsoring club in time, so his management re-booked him for Milwaukee show that night instead. Grr. No hard feelings though.) You could have seen Ben for free on Conan O'Brien on April 14. He will be on Last Call With Carson Daly (airing in May). He's also completed a video for "The Rules," and will be on MTV2, for those of you lucky ducks with digital cable. That's about all I can fit in, so go buy his album (and 'Sha Sha' too) and I'll do my best to leave Ben out of conversations for at least little while. Maybe a day or so. Page 11 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 Interview with EI Oso By George C. Drury This week, I would like to introduce you to a Milwaukee band that has been making quite a buzz. El Oso a quintet made up of Jim Hanke (guitar and vocals), Jeff Grabowski (keys and electronics), Mark Mendygral (guitar), Lee Gianou (bass), and Andy Hartzell (drums and percussion). The band arose from the ashes of several Milwaukee and Racine area bands including: Twinstar Mariner, Radio Tokyo, A Hero's Trial, and Red Letter Days. I interviewed lead' singer and guitarist, Jim Hanke, because after havingseen them several times and meeting with the band on a couple of occasions I felt that they deserved to get a little attention. Since their first show as a whole band back on January 31 2004 they have grown together as a cohesive unit. So after you meet Jim here ' on this page, check out the website at www.eloso.net, or try to catch one of the upcoming shows. If they catch your interest, pick up one of the FREE two song samplers they have available or download the songs for free from their website. When and how did El Oso form? Jim Hanke: Around April of last year, my band Twinstar needed some promo photos of us taken to send out with our album for clubs and what have you. A few friends of mine recommended this guy Andy Hartzell and I knew his name from his previous band Radio Tokyo, but I ha dn't ever really talked with him. So 1 got in to uch and we did the pictures, but Twinstar split up soon after that. I still wanted to continue playing music, but I wanted to focus more on slower stuff at the time, maybe with a lot of piano, so I was telling a few friends what had happened and they said, "You know, Andy is really looking to get back into playing in a band again. Maybe you guys should talk." Andy and 1 got together again and we were really on the same page of what kind of music we both wanted to do next. We hooked up with Jeff through an ad we placed and around October of last year we recorded four songs and gave them out as a demo to people who were interested in playing bass or lead guitar. Soon after that, Mark tried out and we snatched him up almost immediately and then Lee came over and when the five of us played together, it felt really solid and perfect, so that was it. We played our first show in January of this year. How would you describe the style of music you play? Jim: I think that there are elements of several genres, but it all fits under the umbrella of indie-pop. What bands do you feel your sound is similar to? Jim: I think if people wanted a general idea of what we sounded like, but hadn't heard us yet, 1 would say a few bands we're similar to would be Appleseed Cast, The Good Life, Death Cab for Cutie or Elliott. What inspired you to start playing music? Jim: f ca n't speak for the rest of the guys, but around freshman year of high school I just became so enthralled with music in general that I cou ldn't stand on the side anymore and simply listen. 1 got a beat-up acoustic guitar from my folks but I didn't know much about maintenance or whatever, so I couldn't change strings at all. Whenever I broke a string, I just tried to write a song with five or four strings or whatever was left. Since every thing can be inspirational, what things (music, art, literature, etc.) influence your music? Jim: Our song "Rifle In The Tower" is influenced by the Chuck Palahniuk novel "Lullabye", which is about a newspaper reporter who learns an African culling song that can kill people just by thinking it. Sooner or later it just becomes a part of his daily memory, like his phone number or whatever and he becomes a serial killer simply because this song or poem keeps coming back in hi s head. I'm just a big fan of scenarios or scenes in general, so I kin d of try to imagine a certain thing someone may be experiencing and then writing from either the complete opposite aspect or maybe writing from both sides. I know that my reasons for picking up the guitar are about the same as yours, but there were also some defining moments in my musical life that El Oso (from left to right): Andy Hartzell, Jim Hanke, Mark Mendygral, Lee Gianou, and Jeff Grabowski. Photo by Nicole Tappa solidified that desire. Was there a specific band or song that triggered that feeling or was it really just music as a whole? Jim: A radio station in Madison, WORT, pretty much turned me on to lots of different bands and probably is most responsible for informing me of the diversity of music. It didn't come through all that clear on my radio, but during my freshman year of high school, WORT was playing all these bands that were completely new to me (Red House Painters, Superchunk, My Bloody Valentine, Buffalo Tom, lots more). I dis covered that radio, music, everything went beyond the garbage what was dominating the airwaves (Candlebox, The Offspring, etc.). 1 think that station, at least, gave me a starting point. Palahniuk is one of my favorite writers and after listening to "Rifle" again, I can definitely hear the influence of Lullaby in the lyrics. Are there any other writers or poets whose grasp of the written word you feel has had a definite impact on your life? Jim: Not really. I do think that novels, poems and stuff are getting a little more forgotten with every generation, so I guess I'd encourage people to read those things more often. There's a line in a Wilco song that goes "I wonder why we listen to poets when nobody gives a f*ck," which is sad but really true. I'm totally guilty of just reading magazine articles or whatever though, so I can't really talk, but you just have to find something that interests you. As far as musicians, I'm extremely fond of very wordy writers who don't often repeat lines. Someone who can tell a story with lots of verbage or whatever and set a mood is far more interesting to me than some angry political song or whatever. I guess Elvis Costello or Colin Meloy; if I had to name anybody, do that the best in my book. 1 think that one of the most powerful images in your lyrics is at the beginning of Mt. Iceberg, the lines about the cabin being built from "grandpa's bones." Where did an image like that come from? Jim: I do n't know, really. It sounds like a cop out, but I have no idea where some of the stuff comes from anymore. When Twinstar split up, f real ly wanted to write songs that were more story-like, so "Mt. Iceberg" is one of those. It takes place in Denmark late at night in the 19th century, so I guess I just went with the "grandpa's bones" line because you can picture a cabin at that time being darkly lit and really creaky. "Buty It & Smile," the song we usually end our shows with, is about twin brothers whose father died in Vietnam the day they were born. One brother ends up being more successful than the other but he has lungs half the size as his twin. One night when they're staying over at their mother's house, there's a fire that kills the rich brother and the less successful brother is accused of arson. I mea n that's something that's totally drawn up because I'm an only child, but I definitely think there's some grit to the story. I admit that sometimes songs you can relate to mean a lot more, but some of the best stories are 100% pure fiction, f gue ss, personally, I'm just more interested in th at sort of writing these days. There may be a line or something that I throw in th at may be a little more personal, but if someone were to tell me that they thought the lyrics were really character-driven, I'd take it as a compliment. I don't know... I'm sure there's no possible way I can talk about this stuff without sounding like a complete jackass. Page 12 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 Movie Reviews Dawn of the Dead |: By Jim Burzelic f love i t Zombies, malls, shotguns, and more zombies... alright that's not ALL there is to the movie. Dawn of the Dead is a remake of die original 1978 version, about a group of people dying to survive a zombie holocaust by hol ing up in a mall. Directed by first-timer Zach Snyder, it is a roller coaster of frenzy-paced action and slow breaks to let the audience catch its breath before being plunged back into the nightmare. Sarah Polley (Go, eXistenZ) plays Ana, the main character that we follow throughout the movie, who wakes up to see her husband die and come back right in their bedroom. As she flees her no-longer safe home she discovers that overnight the world has been transformed by the dead rising up and devouring the living creating more dead that rise up and continue the cycle. Ana first meets Kenneth, played by Ving Rhames (Mission Impossible, Pulp Fiction), who is an ex-marine police officer. They then meet up with the others and decide to hole up in the local mall and wait for rescue. There they deal with a slew of problems from unwelcoming security guards to power supply problems to-anxiety from isolation. This movie is excellent—the opening sequence alone made me an instant fan. Eveiy element of the film came together. For example, the music is not only well-placed, but the choices have special qualities such as Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around" dining the opening sequence of doom around the country or the muzak in the mall playing "Don't Worry Be Happy," juxtaposing die catastrophic events outside. The only element that felt forced is the final escape. The dialogue between Ana and Michael, played by Jake Weber, is a bit schmaltzy and out of sync with the rest of the film. On my scale of 1 to 10, I'd give Dawn of the Dead a 9. I'm going to wear this one out once it comes out on DVD. What is a Desert island Album? It is the album that you would risk your life saving in a lire. They are albums that never get tiresome, even after that 78th listen. They are the albums that you have to have if you were ever stranded on a desert island. Of course, you would also need some sort of listening device. J By Preston Brown If I were stuck on a deseit island with only one album to listen to, I would have to choose Radiohcad's fourth effort Kid A. Now I know thai somepeople aren't into the more electronic sounds that the band's later work is best known for but neither am I, and that's the beauty of it. This album is not just an electronic experiment, or a vanity project that allows the artists to waste our time with their personal growth, it's an album that has been stripped dow n to the bare essentials. Kid A tears down all the studio masks, and leaves it's listeners with a raw, bells and whistles free album. Melody is the main character of this album, and with few roadblocks to it, we get a clear sense of its presence. The songs are simplistic and rhythmic, and through the flow of the album, give the listener an appreciation for minimalism. If things are stripped down, then everything that is exposed has to be perfect. The electronic noises in this album arc not window dressing, as is usually the case with such projects. Rather, it's an opportunity for the artists to learn different instruments. Man on Fire by Jim Burzelic Denzel Washington (Training Day, Out of Time) stars as Creasy, an ex-military assassin who lost his job because of a drinking problem. He goes to Mexico and gets a job protecting Pita, played by Dakota Fanning (Taken, The Cat in the Hat), the daughter of Samuel Ramos, played by Marc Anthony (Carlito's Way, Bringing Out the Dead). Pita is kidnapped and the dealings go wrong. After he recovers from his wounds, Creasy seeks vengeance on everyone involved. Man on Fire is a remake of the original 1987 novel adaptation. Overall, I enjoyed this movie. I thou ght the acting was well done and the cinematography was kinetic and stylized. The script was realistic and believable. The basic themes of revenge and redemption are explored as Creasy wades through the ranks of La Hermandad, a crime organization. The only real problems with the movie were that the whole set-up took a very long time. Also, some of plot twists and shifts were forced, and because there were so many of these shifts, the climax was robbed of some of its impact. But what it lost with these elements, it made up for with gritty revenge scenes, it seemed more like the plot was just a complex excuse to get Creasy "to do his thing." Man on Fire gets a 6 out of 10; what it lacks in polish, it makes up for hi effort and attitude. Hellboy By Jim Burzelic I am a fan of movies. I am also a fan of comic books. The combination of the two is a very exciting and volatile subject. One of the neatest things is seeing your favorite heroes brought to life, hearing their voices, and watching them move around as real people. But as with any franchise, when you transfer one medium to another, you risk losing the original audience because of discrepancies between the two stories. Comic book fans seem to be even more critical of these changes than other fanbases. It's tantamount to messing with someone's car. Sure, maybe it'll be better than before, but then again maybe not. Hellboy is an example of this. I myself am a big fan of die comic book on which the film is based, so 1 approached this movie with apprehension. As a movie Hellboy not only had to prove itself to me all over again, but it had an uphill battle. Well, it won me over. I enjoyed it. Hellboy is a movie about a demon that is summoned by Rasputin with help from the Nazis. Before they can get their evil hands on the new-born, the Americans show up and send them running for the hills. Named by an off-the-cuff remark from the paranormal expert, the demon is given the name Hellboy and raised by the US government in secret. He belongs to an equally secret organization that hunts down all manner of nasty beasts from mythology and nightmare. Sixty years after the initial event, the Nazis return and start causing a ruckus that Hellboy is called on to put down. Directed by Guillermo Del Toro (Blade II, Mimic) and starring Ron Perlman (Blade II, Titan A.E.), the movie is a fun, paranormal action/ adventure with cheesy one-liners, good and bad CGI and, like any good pulp story, Nazis. The themes it explores are exploration of the self, freewill overcoming predestination, and like the other comic book movies, acknowledgement and acceptance of diversity. Hellboy manages to cover all of these without becoming too schmaltzy and ruining the fun. Overall, it's not the greatest movie ever but it is at the higher end of average. I wish there was more to say, but an average movie doesn't offer much to critique. I'd say it gets about a 6 out of 10. Page 13 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 The Punisher Kill Bill vol. 2 By Jim Burzelic Starring Uma Thurman (Paycheck, Pulp Fiction), David Carradine (Kung-fu), Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs, Species), and Daryi Hannah (Roxanne, Grumpy Old Men), Kill Bill vol. 2 follows the Bride (Thurman) as she continues to exact her revenge on her former assassin teammates and ultimately kill their leader. Bill (Carradine). While not as violent in quantity as the first it definitely makes up for it in quality with snake bites, incapacitating shotgun blasts, living burials, and an assortment of other torturous cruelties that are doled out between the characters. . . , This much anticipated second half of Quentin Tarantino s Kung-fu-Grind-house homage does what a good sequel should do: stand on its own yet also continue the predecessor's original story. Granted, since the two volumes were originally written to be one movie, the second goal had been accomplished prior to filming. With this in mind, it is strange how dissimilar in style the two are. The first was a kili-a-minute, fight-filled bloodbath with little discourse of plot and character development, while the second is more akin to the westerns, and samurai movies that inspired them, with their slow rises and flashes of action punctuating the story7 and character conflicts. One wouldn't expect these two styles to be in the same story arc but Tarantino pulls it off like a gourmet chef serving opposite courses that ultimately compliment each other. So if you've seen the first one, don't be expecting a repeat performance; this one is not a repeat. That said, the fact that it goes in a completely different direction is what allows it to stand on its own. You are given a recap at the beginning and a few references are made to it throughout, but overall those references aren't integral to understanding what is going on, so it fulfills the first goal of a sequel. It does have a few drawbacks though; there are quite a few obvious continuity errors. They are so blatant that I th ought maybe they were inserted on purpose, but these aren't really highlighted, so I m not sure if I'm seeing sloppy filmmaking or sneaky little gags in reference to older movies with similar eirors. So on one hand the storytelling is remarkably smart and conscious of its inspirations, and on the other hand some glaring continuity flaws break some of the suspension of disbelief. The balance equals out to about an eight out of ten. Did You Know... Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Just let this Everlasting Gobstopper melt on your tongue, and you'll take a magical journey to a world full of candy flowers, chocolate rivers, and Oompa Loompas. Roald DahFs hallucinatory children's tale is being remade by Tim Burton, with Johnny Depp purportedly taking the lead. From Capt. Jack Sparrow to the chief candyman; now, there's a trip. Top Charts 1. Usher, Confessions 2. 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By Jim Burzelic Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh (The Saint, Jumanji) and starring Thomas Jane (Deep Blue Sea, Dreamcatcher), Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (X-Men, Godsend), and John Travolta (Swordfish, Basic). Frank Castle is a secret agent who has just retired to a desk job and is looking forward to spending time with his family. Unfortunately, Howard Saint's son was accidentally killed in Castle's last mission so, being the crime family they are, the Saints' kill off the entire Castle lineage. Thinking Frank Castle dead, they went back to their lives. Castle survived though and returns to Tampa Bay not to exact revenge, because he considers his old self dead, but to punish the guilty as the Punisher. To put it bluntly. The Punisher is punishment. Punishment for the audience. Punishment for the actors. Punishment for the franchise. Punishment for the projector that had to show it. No one escaped. It's really sad actually because all it really had to do was deliver bloody, violent action and get the audience to the next fight scene as quickly as possible. Instead it tries to be smart and needlessly utilizes a religious theme that it only sloppily mentions once in a while. The actors all show signs that they are really good but the script they were given was just awful, and the final punishment is ruined by a silly skull. However, if you are looking to laugh at the absurdities of a bad movie, then The Punisher will deliver. This one a 3 out of 10. SMART SAVINGS! HEY, Future College Grads Learn How To Get An Extra $500 College Grad Rebate On A Hot New Nissan At Huss Darrow Nissan! 2004 NISSAN ALTIMA 2004 NISSAN SENTRA 2004 NISSAN FRONTIER RUSS DARROW NISSAN 9201 W. Brown Deer Rd., Milwaukee 1 -866-TRY-A-NISSAN o -m-zn-imi) DON'T HAVE A JOB YET? Come talk to us about an exciting career in the automotive industry. E-mail chris.olson@rusakirrow.toin FREE MOVIE TICKETS! The Ranger News has a new contest to announce! After a tedious copy editing process, we still find grammar, punctuation, and spelling errors. As students, the staff of The Ranger News wants to improve. We invite any and all students to copy edit the newspaper with a red pen, list the number of errors found on the front cover with contact information, and bring it to The Ranger News Headquarters (Wyllie D139C). The student with the most corrected mistakes will win two free movie tickets to TinselTown! Each student may only win once per semester. Make' the most of your summer by taking Liberal Arts courses at MATC. It's the smart, convenient—and affordable—way to further your education. Many MATC credits transfer to your current 4-year illrA college or university. So use your jl| summer wisely. Register today and get the classes you want. CONGRATULATIONS to the 2004 Orientation Team! Dana Bedford Jessica Diaz Chamika Ellis Yoeeline Espinoza de Vargas MaryEllen Foresta Dominick Melton Donna Minkley Benjamin Powers Jacqueline Schultz Shpresa Shyti Andrea Higgins Monica Bissell rmn is nice. "firtals, people ;at by writing all :ng unnaturally, nts you about the) Rem feud I y oyer your arms and <j When the professor < SRSSW, tehing basketball onT.V: is pointk in doing gymnastics in real life is >v / ~*vi '* I -- CU X X "/ j -•? *< ' ^ -4- Comuder moving to Ohio. That's your only Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory Written By Bill J, Turner Edited By Tess Tobon Chapter VI of VI The rookie screamed, "Sarge, Sarge, help me, do something, get him off me! Make it let go!" Sarge took two steps toward the bag, as he drew his service revolver and emptied it into the snake and the backpack. The snake let go of the rookie's wrist, and Sarge pulled the young rookie over to the squad and called 911. He called dispatch for backup. Meanwhile, the Black Mamba crawled out of the pack and was moving slowly towards the weeds. Malcolm was now in disbelief, hi plans and hopes for the future dashed. "What was happening and why were The Horoscopes Bv Katie Katie the Horoscope Lady Scorpio: Make your classmates jealous and skip exams. They're stressful anyhow. Spend the afternoon at Gurnee Mills, look for a nice sailor to shop with. Aquarius: If you come upon a seemingly valu Beatles record at the local Salvati leave it on the shelf. In doing so good fortune will find you. Sagittarius: yy -/" When summer doesn't live up fun reputation, invest in a swee rollerskates and think up a bad to have embroidered on your be Neighborhood children will trea god. | Capricorn: Plans to travel this summer are stallec when you blow all your money on bum} stickers with fancy artsy quotes. Let's face it — People driving behind you need to know that you question reality and want to the police not taking him to the zoo?" he thought. "Where is the snake? Why did they let that magnificent specimen of a creature get out of the backpack?" Backup arrived and the patrol Sergeant quickly took stock of the situation and took charge. "Sarge, get rid of that ole snake. Throw that dead carcass over in the weeds." As the backup police suggested, Sarge took a step or two over where the seemingly dead snake lay in the grass, where it had crawled after Sarge fired six rounds into its dark green avocado colored body, while it was still in th e pack. Sarge reached down, thinking the snake was fully dead, grabbed it by the midsection— as he was about to fling it over into the high grass, the Mamba's head turned quickly and struck him on the forearm. It dug its teeth into Sarge's arm, releasing a deadly amount of venom directly into his bloodstream. He screamed with alarm and pain. He was a goner and he knew it. The Sarge staggered and fell to his knees as if shot in the back. Within seconds his eyes glazed over and with agonizing pain, his life paraded before his eyes, recognizing the many misdeeds that he had perpetrated, or had been a part of. He became very weak and fell forward, collapsing in the grass near the bike path crossing Durand Avenue. "Call an ambulance," says backup. "Let's remove these officers from the scene." He turns to the biker, "What the hell you doin' with a snake like that? You murderer. Cuff him and throw him in the back of the wagon." As the handcuffs were placed on Malcolm's wrists, his head was swirling. He was weak at the knees, nauseous, and felt faint. He couldn't figure out what was happening; where was the herpetologist? What were they thinking? Did they not know of the potential danger to the entire community near the bike path and the horse farm? "Come on bub, duck your head. Duck your head and sit down. Call it in," the officer says to his partner. "Dispatch, squad twenty-two calling, do you read me? Two officers down, snake bite, presumed dead. Offender apprehended, bringing him in." As the squad car pulled away, hauling the student biker to jail, dispirited and almost in a state of shock, he thought back to the beginning of this disastrous afternoon. Now as the dying Black Mamba lay there in the grass, thirteen hatchling snakes slithered around in a ground hog burrow. They would soon be out foraging for food on their own, growing to maturity and eventually seeking mates—expanding their population far beyond the horse farm. THE END This has been a six-part, serialized shortstory. Thank you for reading/te of the Black Mamba: An Allegory. kill your tv. Consider it money well spent. Vii option at this point. 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Pay rate will be discussed at interview7. Position starts 5/10/04. Send or fax resume and cover letter no later than 5/10/04 Company Information: D.W. Davies & Co., Inc. 3200 Phillips Ave. Racine, WI 53403 Ph: 262-633-5294 Fax:262-637-0114 Contact: David Rubenstein Lost and Found To run a Classified ad... simply give us money! 25 cents a word or 30 words for $5. Contact us at 595-2287 or by email at RangerAds_uwp@yahoo.com. Special Spring Sale Student Health & Counseling Center Get your Meningitis Vaccine immuniza- T „ • A 0 , . , . « , t- n o AA p.. + _ . . Lost wooden cane. Sunday night (May 2), T, nnr near the PASA office. Belonged to my grand 5>o5.00Cost. mother, has sentimental value, please return Sale available until Friday, April 30th 2004 to PASA office or call 595-2706 and leave a message for Dorothy. Thank you. Piano with bench for sale. In very good condition. $200 or best offer. You move. Call 262-639-7241 Over the Summer .. • Bnnmte ESssB=reakfast,s 10 p.'m., =Parkside "Cafe Be safe and Have Fun!!! Page 19 The Ranger News May 7, 2004 4-4-04 4-4-04 4-4-04 4-4-04 4-4-04 4-4-04 Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Wood Rd/Outer Loop Rd. 9:53 pm. Officers observed two people arguing on Wood Road. Toking Tokers. Ranger Hall. 11:36 am. Officers responded to Ranger Hall for a marijuana complaint. Lead Foot. Outer Loop Rd/ CTH JR. 3:35 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 47mph in a 4-4-04 25mph zone. Ok, Lead FEET. HWYE. 9:31 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 64mph in a 45mph zone. j 4-4-04 Making $ on Ebay. MOLN. 2:06 pm. Officers were notified of the theft of a data projector. So it's not anymore??? Visitor's Lot. 1:11 pm. Officers discovered a vehicle that was at one time reported stolen. 4-16-04 4-14-04 What's the issue? 1:40 pm. A student came o the Police Department to make a complaint about another student. 4-4-04 Stop«..For Safety's Sake! Inner Loop Rd/CTH G. 9:42 am. A citation was issued to a driver for Failure to Stop/ Improper Stop at a Stop Sign. 4~2t|D4 Copycat Crime. MOLN 4:22 pm. Officers were notified of another theft of a data projector. thrive off Opportui^^CARX 5:29 pm. The Police Department received a report of a missing book bag from On unlocked OMV is on 60th Street. Outer Loop Rd. 9: 57pa t . " ; g / A citation was Issued to. a driver for Operating jj License. D*mn Kieptos. •Parking Lot 12:10 A student reported to the Police Department that an unknown person removed llarkside parking permit from unlocked vehicle without Someone was trying to get Fired tip! Ranger Hall Circle. 1:36 am. Citations were issued for Operating a Motor Vehicle while Intoxicated and Possession of Drug j Paraphernalia Stinky mean. Union Lot ] 9:21 pm, I The Police Department received a complaint about someone putting garbage under a windshield of a vehicle. 4-23-04 Life gets harder for broke college kid. A vehicle was towed for having several unpaid parking citations. 4-23-04 Sounds like someone got an F. MOLN. 2:40 pm. The Police Department received a report of a student being disruptive in class. 4-4-04 No. Just say No. Please. CTHE. 1:33 am. Citations were issued to a driver for Operating a Motor Vehicle while Intoxicated and Operating with B.A.C. over .08. 4-4-04 She huffed and she puffed, but we hope she's OKI CART. 2:58 pm. Officers received a report of a female having difficulty breathing. Female was transported to hospital by ambulance. Student Life Student Employment To our worMh'is semester! Have a Great Summer! Congratulations to the award recipients from the Leadership Recognition Banquet, April 22, 2004 Emerging Student Leader Kristy Radspinner Jimmy Bishop Anthony DuBose Corbie Wade Jackie Schultz Yeng Vang Bony Benevides Abraham Santiago Distinguished Student Leader Donna Minkley Skyla Roper Outstanding Organization Member Donna Minkley, PASA Advisor of the Year Carmen Ireland, PAO Community Service Program Award Gamma Alpha Omega Organization of the Year - SOC Member Gamma Alpha Omega Organization of the Year - Major Status PASA Parkside Asian Organization Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 34, issue 13, May 7, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 34, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pick Your PSGA Presidential Canidate Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~^v RNaerwfgse r University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper April 15, 2004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 News Briefs Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Sports. Pg. 10 Music and Movies Pg. 10 Health and Body Pg, 11 Horoscopes Pg. 15 Classifieds Pg. 18 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 18 Police Beat Pg. 19 Pick Your PSGA Presidential Candidate —— Page 8 The Rangers are HOT!!! Check out University Sports on Page 10 Tony Larsen, a gay reverend from Racine, takes questions and shares his opinions on gay marriage at a forum hosted by Rainbow Alliance in Main Place on March 24. Comments? Concerns? Questions? Story Ideas? Email us! therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com Letter from the Date: April 15, 2004 Studio: Wyllie D139C What's up, UWP? ^ important issue of The Ranger News. I hope everyone checks out the P5GA presidential candidates on page eight so they can make an Tn \JTYTC mrl? durm9 ^he elections on April 20 and 21. EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTtl!! This is your chance to make your voice heard! vnlt note' Y?u ™aYpQve re?|j5zed yOU bel ieve there IS nn v nhnnt the semester is winding down. Can n mnhtk t>-£+0 o..j. :J.' —. j.- . reading the latest issue of our newspaper. --Henry D. Saskins, Editor-in-Chief Staff Member of the Issue Did you happen to pick up the April I issue of The Ranger News? If so, you couldn't have missed the work done by our current staff member of the issue. Scott Stefani, assistant editor of The Ranger News, spent time creating photo composites of what looked like people running naked through the UW-Parkside hallways, t was a time-consuming and tedious process, but Scott threw down and it turned out great. Besides his photo manipulation skills, Scott is also our go-to copy editor. After all stories are edited on hard copy, they have to be fixed on our computer. Sometimes we don't even have the stories on computer, so they need to be typed from scratch. Scott is the guy that usually gets it done. He has become a valuable part of the newspaper staff, and his work has made the process of putting together each issue run much smoother. Scott is an English major here at UW-Parkside, planning on a December 2004 graduation. His efforts have been noted, and we are glad to have him as a key staff member of The Ranger News. Article Submissions Among other things. The Ranger News wishes to be an outlet for sfudents interested in journalism and writing in general. We accept articles from all students, staff, and faculty. To s ubmit an article, type it in 12-poinf Times New Roman font, double-spaced. Please limit a # submissions to two pages using this format Students who submit articles are required to fill our an application once per semester. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit, condense, and revise all articles for language, ana clarity. The Ranger News does not guarantee the publication of any submission. The Ranger News Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY D. GASKINS ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFANI ASSIGNMENT EDITOR EMILY RASBORNIK COPY EDITOR TRACY MEDEK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL LUI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHIC DESIGNER MATT GONYA ART DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ [ADVERTISING MANAGER CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTERS RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE DYLEWSKI AARON D . ZABLER JIM BURZELIC ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All st udents and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Wvllie D-139C Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Page 3 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 This is in response to a complaint about the radio station that was printed on March 11. 1 am a dedicated listener to our radio station, and they have great programming. They have a good variety of different shows, that do feature a wide variety of, guess what, MUSIC. A large majority of the programming is music oriented, and there are only 3 shows that are talk, and they're all in the morning when they are supposed to be. They have 2 shows that air 5 times a week that are purely local bands, and the others play quite a few songs I've never heard of, but sound good too. In order to complain, you should take into account more than just one event. 1 will agree that the whole "Real World" thing wasn't the greatest, but the radio station did do three musical events last semester, and are having at least another one or two this semester that 1 know of from listening to their station. 1 don't see how they can get John Mayer or Dave Matthews, because in order to do that, they would have to pay over $100,000, and students would have to pay at least $50 a person, and Parkside has a hard enough time getting people to attend events that are free. -Defender of our College Radio Station The meal plan system is completely jacked up. I bought a commuter meal plan this semester thinking I would save money, but it turns out I'm losing out big time. After paying $225, about a third of it went to processing fees, leaving me with about $135 for food. Everything I buy in Parkside Cafe is half off, but they are only open half the time I am on campus. That means if I'm hungry, I have to pay full price at Wyllie Market (minus 15 cents tax). It is totally bogus for UW-Parkside to advertise meal plans as a good deal. What a rip off. —I lungry for My Money Back i«B - ?-f . ~ mm ' - u $ »< gpi I r « **- > Got a complaint? E mail it to us (therangernews_uwp@yahoO. com) with the subject "Ranger Growl" and we'll choose the best ones to print. Including your name is optional. Please make all submissions I GO words or less. Opinions in The Ranger Growl do not necessarily reflect the opinions of The Ranger News or atty part of UW-Parkside in general. We Want It Right leRangerNewsstrivesforaccuracy. ifyounotice misinformation in the newspaper, e-mail us at therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com, and we'll make a note of it in our next issue. UW-Parkside News Briefs Time Warner Brings MTV Opp Time Warner Cable will be on campus Monday April 19, through Thursday, April 22, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. each day giving UW-Parkside students the opportunity to register to win a trip to New York and tour of the MTV studios. One lucky UW-Parkside student will be chosen from those who register. The registration table will be in Upper Main Place on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and at the Bridge on Thursday. The trip includes airfare, hotel and MTV studio tour. UWP Students Support AB95 UW-Parkside Students joined at fellow brother and sister schools from across the state to support immigrant student's rights to higher education. As part of action press conference organized by United Council of UW students and UW-Milwaukee Student Association, Students voice their dream of higher education for everyone. The Dream Act is just part of the statewide student campaign focusing on increasing grants, lowering student loan debt, preserving good programs, and increasing access. PSGA Argues Over Constitution One of the goals that PSGA has sought to accomplish this year is correcting the Parkside Student Government Association Constitution. Current problems of the Constitution include spelling errors, duplicated sub lines, unclear powers and responsibilities, and duplicated powers within each branch. Currently PSGA requires that every7 member have a 2.0 GPA and 6 non audited credits. The changes in the Constitution, as presented two weeks ago, included a 2.5 GPA requirement and 7 nonaudited credits. This, along with the removal underrepresented student organization seats was seen by many that attended Wednesday's emergency meeting as a gateway measure to limit PSGA members and create an exclusive group. Others questioned the little input involved inside the organization and with other outside organizations. Still others spoke up about the inactive role of administrators responsible for looking after student organizations on campus. The changes to the Constitution were reconsidered later to be thrown out during the Wednesday meeting. Any constitutional changes must be presented to the students for vote before it becomes a governing document. For more information on PSGA please visit www. uwp.edu Keyword: PSGA. Page 4 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Sexual Assault on Campus: Are You at Risk? By Josh Langcr April is here. How many of us think, "April —the National Sexual Assault Awareness Month?" Not too many. But maybe we should. Sexual assault can compromise anyone's state of being. Some of us are more at risk to this crime than others—for instance, females age 16 to 19 years old are at least twice as likely to be sexual assault victims than any other age group—four times more likely than age 25 to 34; and females age 20 to 24 are nearly twice as likely to be the victims of sexual assault as that age group. After the age of 24, the chance of a woman being sexually assaulted drops significantly, which is why this is an important issue for college students. Sexual assault, in Wisconsin, is broken down into four degrees, the least of which is fourth degree sexual assault, a Class A misdemeanor. This is the vague "having sexual contact with a person without the consent of that person." Generally, any sexual assault outside of rape falls under this category in the courts. Rape is third degree sexual assault if a person "has sexual intercourse with a person without the consent of that person;" a Class D felony; but if force or a compromised mental state (i.e. sleep, mental issues) is involved, it becomes a Class B/C felony and second-degree sexual- assault. This is punishable by up to 30 years in prison and a large line. The worst degree of sexual assault is the first degree, a Class B felony. If a rape causes pregnancy or bodily wounds, is carried out by threat of force, or is carried out in coercion with other rapists, then the crime is first-degree sexual assault, punishable byimprisonment not to exceed 60 years. If you are going to commit sexual assault, you might as well just rob a hank. However, robbing banks lakes planning, and sexual assault docs not always take planning. If a male college student and his dale are intoxicated, and she passes out and wakes up to find him having sexual intercourse with her, make no mistake, he is committing a felony. Much fuss has been made oyer prison rape, and this really is one way men often get raped. Forced oral sex is also rape. I had some discussions with Officer Marlcnc Schlecht of the UW-Parkside Police Department. Sexual assault is more prevalent in our society than is commonly thought, explained Schlecht, although the real numbers are very difficult to determine, because many sexual assaults go unreported. But one figure says that one in four women will be the victim of a sexual assault sometime during their life. The most basic definition of a perpetrator of sexual assault, again, is "whoever has sexual contact with a person without the consent of that person." If you have been victimized by this kind of degenerate person, never make the mistake of blaming yourself. Immediately seek medical attention, in order to make all precautions to avoid getting an STD. At the hospital, a victim of sexual assault will also undergo an examination to collect evidence for a criminal investigation. This is an examination of the body and clothing, which will be kept as evidence, A woman is twenty times more likely to be a victim of sexual assault than a man, according to the U.S. Bureau of Criminal Justice Statistics. The same source tells us casual friends and acquaintances of women constitute more than 50 percent of the rapists of all reported cases. If this crime is carried out against you or a loved one, please know that the statistics show that we are all at risk; no one is immune to sexual assault. Take the precautionary measures—or don't—but whatever you do, don't blame yourself. No one ever got raped on purpose. HT Biology Club Kicks Off!!! Biology students met March 31 with the idea of forming a new UWdent eiuh. They were joined by faculty members of the Biology Department who explained to them some of the goals of a student club as well as some of the privileges of University Recognition. Attendees were asked to suggest names for their club. No agreement on the final name was reached at the time, so more suggestions will be taken and a vote will be done at a later meeting. Some activities that students plan to organize include Held trips to natural areas (Bong Recreation Area, Chiwakee Prairie), botanical and zoological gardens, local industrics or laboratories as well as to make invitations to guest speakers. The Biology Club is open to anyone interested in Biology and encourages others who share this interest to attend the meetings. Networking will be an important aspect of the club: information about jobs, internships and / or volunteer experiences will be shared. Nominations: At this meeting, Maram Said was nominated for President of the Club and Tracy Schildcr and Sabha Chcema were nominated for Co-Prcsidcnt. It's Not Too Late! If you want to join the Club you may contact Dr. Elizabeth Skendzic (Club advisor) or Dr. Cathy Mossman (Club Co-Advisor) in the Biology department, or just drop by at the next meeting: Wednesday April 21, Greenquist D-143, 11:30-12:30: Meet former UW-Parkside student Eric Hiieman as he explains about summer opportunities at the Racinc Zoological Gardens. • Ballots will be given out to elect president and co-president of the Club and a vole will be taken. Mark Your Calendars! 1 he Biology Club will organize the annual plant sale on May 3-5 at the bridge, from 11:00-2:00. Come early for the best picks! ST Make the most of your summer by taking Liberal Arts courses at MATC, It's the smart, convenient--and affordable—way to further your education. Many MATC credits transfer to your current 4-year r ^.j* college or university. So use your •' summer wisely. Register today and | get the classes you want. % ma Miwatiee &ea T« PI i Oak Creek - West Aiiis MATC • Page 5 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 The Truth About the UW-Parkside Symbol By Aaron D. Zabler It is visible all over campus—almost every document issued by the school has it, and every letter you receive from the school has it. Yet, very few people know its actual meaning or even what it is. "It" is the UW-Parkside symbol, formally "The University Mark". Mr. John Valaske, a retiree from UWParkside, contacted The Ranger News with information about the mark after reading a Ranger Growl that was printed in the February7 14,2004 issue. The "growl" asked, "What does the UWP symbol mean?" The Ranger News responded that they attempted to find more about the symbol but few people knew much about it, and stated that even the public relations director was unsure of what it represented. He stated that supposedly "UWP" can be seen within the symbol, but he could never see it himself. The largest misconception about the mark is that within the symbol a "U", "W" and "P" can be seen. Though it may look as though a "P" exists within the mark, it is actually a combination of two symbols: the acronym UW and a symbol of the tree forms that are prevalent around campus. Mr. Valaske stated that a unique mark was created and the "P" left out so that the UW-Parkside symbol would not be mistaken to be that of UW-Piatteville. A paragraph from the "Graphics Design System", which was part of a manual that was created when UW-Parkside was formed, explains the meaning of the mark. One of the thoughts behind the design of the University Mark is the representation of the open, democratic nature of the University and free access to all things within it. To successfully express these ideas it important that an area around the Mark be held inviolate as far as the intrusion of other graphic elements is concerned. Vf The UW-Parkside symbol will now be presented at the end of every feature article in The Ranger News. low tie Segregated Fee Pays for UWBy Josh Langer The Student Segregated Fee articles are continued in this part three of the four part series. Earlier this semester.; J osh Langer interviewed UW-Parkside Director of Athletics Dave Williams after learning of differing opinions on whether students should fund athletics through the Student Segregated Fee. Here is what he found: In 2003, the University Athletics Department was apportioned $290,000 out of the Student Segregated Fee fund, which was $2.35 million. Committee members on SUFAC. disagree passionately on this allocation. Some, like President Pro Tempore Chris Semenas think the figure much too high. "Athletics got an increase, while all clubs' funds were cut. This is obviously biased towards special interest groups on campus," said Semenas. His fellow committee member Ben Stark, a member of the University Men's Golf team, disagrees. "Sports teams are way underfunded— so much that the teams are forced to take time out of their busy schedules to raise the basic funds for equipment and travel expenses," said Stark. In return for their effort and hard work, student athletes are often rewarded by fee and/or tuition waivers. Still, the University s Athletics Department finds itself running low on funds. "We are trying to build statewide interest in UW-Parkside by building a decent basketball team. That takes money, time, and talent," said Dave Williams, director of the Athletics Department. "When you figure in the operating cosf of travel expenses, a Division II basketball team starts getting really expensive. We want to make a good team to get Parkside on the radar screen. Basketball is the natural, prominent choice. But we do not want to cut other teams funds. This is why the Athletics Department is struggling with a low contribution from the Student Segregated Fee. Other universities receive two, four, even six times as much as we do, from their segregated fee pools. If we are to compete with them for the talent, we need more funds from the segregated fee pool. When turning to SUFAC for help, the Athletics Department finds a mixed reaction. It seems that when receiving $290,000, the Athletics Department still needs more; however, the operating budget of the Athletics Department is more than $1 million. We, the students of UW-Parkside, need to decide through PSGA who will control SUFAC-and take back control of our fees. Athletes especially, make sure to vote.*#" Page 6 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 American Democracy Project: Strengthening Democracy The greatest danger to any participatory form of government is failure of its citizens to participate. Getting people, especially students, to take the initiative and help re-energize our passion for governance our nation's declining rate of participation in civic life is the ultimate goal of the American Democracy Project. UW-Parkside has joined with more than 160 members of the American Association of State Colleges and Universities and the New York times to "build" responsible citizens. "It's a three-year project and the purpose is to get students actively engaged in community work, increase the number of undergraduate students who understand and are committed to engaging in meaningful civic actions," said UW-Parkside Associate Vice Chancellor for Extended Services Esther Letven. "It's more than just volunteering. It's taking a role in the community working to make a difference in the civic life of our communities. The future of our democracy depends on today's college students participating in the civic life of America through both political and non-political processes. If our students don't come out of the university experience with a favorable attitude toward civic engagement, the future of democracy is at risk." American Democracy Project activities include creating a national campus-based conversation about civic engagement which will involve university administrators, faculty, and students in civic engagement as a learning experience; initiating new projects, civic engagement; measuring civic engagement by undergraduates at campuses like UW-Parkside; and assessing the influence of greater civic engagement on the communities these campuses serve. The fi rst year of the project i s bei ng spent talking with students to see what must be done to gain their participation. The following two years will be spent in actually getting them involved. Letven said this would be necessitating a change in students' mindset. "We aren't here just to educate students so they can get a job and are prepared for work. We're also here to help them understand that one of their important jobs is to be good active citizens in a democracy.'V Page 7 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Interview with: Esther Letven, Associate Vice Chancellor, Extended Services Q: What is the American Democracy Project? A: It's a three-year project and the purpose is to get students actively engaged in community work in an effort to "build" responsible citizens. It's more than just volunteering. It's really taking a role in the community. And the whole thing is that if our college students don't come out of the university experience with an attitude toward civic engagement, that the future of democracy is at risk. We need informed citizens to be actively engaged in the entire process, not just voting. It's a non-partisan kind of thing, with a heavy emphasis, part of the responsibility of the civic-minded citizen is to cast your vote and be knowledgeable about the issues so that you can speak up against or for issues that come before the legislature. So, there is that kind of political undertone to it, but it's more than that. And each campus is going to define however they go on it. But they encourage a kind of assessment process that takes a reading on what we currently do that is contributing to our students becomhe Ranger News is looking for2004-200^nter^ English, Graphic Design, •Must be highly Communication, Marketing, and Business Majors are especially encouraged to apply. motivated Must work well with others Good Computer skills Stop by Wyllie D139C to Fill out an application by May 1st ing civic-minded. What are we doing in courses? What are we doing in clubs? What are we doing in volunteer work? They've given us a prototype assessment strategy. We are also working on how do we gauge our students' involvement already and what value can we add to their education so that by the time they leave we know whether or not we've made a difference in their involvement. That's why this whole effort is not about politics. That's certainly one piece of it. It's about informed citizens and realizing what your responsibility is to be informed about issues. So that when it comes time to speak up, it's a raise your voice campaign. Q: What is "civic engagement?" A: The first year of this project is for campuses to figure where they are, enter a dialogue about what could be done, what is being done, and get some common definitions. Meeting with students groups and faculty organizations to talk about the projects, looking for volunteers to join the dialogue. Want it to be led by students. Going to put together a program like Diversity Circles format. Second and third year would be for implementation of these action programs. That action could be integrating the NY Times into certain courses, so that there's perspective there. Or it could be building a communitybased learning segment into x-number of courses. I don't know what's going to come out of it—more internships in government. It'll be looking for ways that will reinforce how we can add value through both curricular and non-curricular means, to students lives so that when they leave one of our outcomes is that they'll care enough about their communities to become involved. Q: How do you get apolitical students involved? A: My guess is that what'll happen is you'll get those who are prone to this to become part of the dialogue; they'll be the dialogue group. But the actions they come up with have got to address those students as well as students like themselves, so if it's built into the curriculum and it's an expectation that if they're in a political science class or they're in a sociology class or from gen ed all he way up and say we've been talking to the gen ed people through the Foundations of Excellence. So we're hoping this will find its way into the freshman year experience and that they begin to understand this is what a college education means, that this is part of it. Into gen ed, so that in gen ed there could be some service projects built in or things like that all the way into the majors. So, we're going to have to have multiple level approaches to build it into what they're already going to have to do so that it doesn t become an option. That becoming at least an informed citizen is a responsibility of all good college students. And they must accept that responsibility. We aren't here just to educate them so that they can get a job. We're also here to tell them that one of their important jobs is to be good citizens.1/- Page 8 The Ranger News April 15,2004 Pick your PSGA Presidential Candidate Name: Chris Semenas Position Seeking: PSGA President Major: English Class Standing: Junior Qualifications: PSGA President Pro Tempore. SUFAC member. United Council Delegate, UW-Parkside member to United Council Strategic Planning Committee, Former Legislative Issues Director, Named Director of the Year 2002-2003, Former Academic and Student Affairs Director, Attended United States Student Association Legislative conference 2003 and 2004 (Facilitator for U.S. Senator Herb Kohl's lobby visit), Resident Advisor in Ranger Hall, Rainbow Alliance, Former PSGA Representative, Former Residence Hall Association Ranger Hall Vice President Reasons for seeking this office: Two years ago when I was first elected to Senate, PSGA was a different place. Nothing was getting accomplished and there was chaos at every meeting. Today when you walk into a PSGA Senate meeting, action is being taken on issues that are affecting students. What I want to do is renew PSGA's effort to creating a diverse, strong, and effective student government that will represent our voices through grassroots campaigns on issues that affect students to the legislature, U.S. Congress, the Board of Regents, and the administration. I will make it a priority to continue to rebuild PSGA by having directors work closely with student organizations, athletics, faculty, and administration. PSGA needs to be utilizing resources that allow them to reach students especially through The Ranger News and W1PZ. Most of all, I will work to have PSGA redefine the role of representing students. Many times I hear s tudents say that they do not know what student government does? It will be my main priority to communicate to students on a regular basis, work to bring in new student leaders, and reach out to every aspect of our campus. When representing student's concerns, I want to make sure that I hear ail students' opinions because it i s important to me that every voice is being heard. I am running for PSGA President because it is time for an active leader to represent all students. If you have any questions please email me at cmsemenas@hotmail.com or call me at (262) 595-3622. Thank you and I hope that 1 will receive your support on April 20th and 21st! Abraham is a sophomore majoring m psychology and minor in political science. Latinos Unidos and Sacred Circle both seeing leadership and dedication to get the job done had appointed him as treasurer of their organization and Rainbow Alliance as Secretary. In the PSGA he is part of a small group that had attended every United Council General Assembly, the State Student Association Alliance conference in Madison, and USSA Legislative Conference. By doing so he had both put student first in his life. The union expansion, one of the only state projects not decided by a student referendum, Abraham opposed the expansion because the customers of the university were not informed by administration and should be the primary decision maker should they choose to tax themselves for twenty (20) years. Having build bridges within the Parkside community, students understand that Abraham priority is education as a fundamental right and aftordability as a huge issue in the Wisconsin 2005- 07 biennial budget. Parkside students, PSGA, and student organization participation in next year's statewide campaign, Building the Wisconsin Ideal: $9 at a Time, will be his priority. For every dollar that goes in to UW-System schools, nine dollars comes back to the economy. This along with working with the New Voters project, a nonprofit organization dedicated to increasing voter turnout among citizens age 18-24 on Election Day, is equally important as letting Lawmakers, Congressmen and Women, Senators and even our President that our issues are important and so are our state and federal budget priorities. Support me for President, Joe Duncan for Vice President and the RAVE Coalition pushing real ideas and real issues that affect everyone. Reform According to the Voices of Everyone! http://uwp.edu/~dunca001 / HT My name is David Biolik and I am running for the office of Parkside Student Government Association President. I am in my third year of seeking an International Studies and Communications degree and have been involved here at UW-Parkside as both a PSGA Senator and as a SUFAC committee member. In addition to involvement on the university level, I have also had the privlege of attending statewide United Council events and conferences, working with other UW Systems schools and our state and local leaders in representing students and their voices when it comes to issues that affect all of us as students. The role of PSGA is to fairly represent the students when it comes to local, state, federal, and especially campus issues. As a part of PSGA, and being a Parkside student, I have seen many injustices done to the students over this past year, including but not limited to the union expansion, which was passed without referendum, leaving the students without a voice on such critical issues. We need a student government in which all voices are heard and students know what is going on with their university, their tutition dollars, and their future. As President, I will make sure to integrate the PSGA into the general population of Parkside students, keep them informed as to what is happening, and then listen to what they have to say. Visiting and speaking with students over the past couple of weeks, I have heard many of the students' complaints and it seems to me there is quite a bit of negative feeling towards the organization. This has sparked a fire within me to do something to change old ways. It is time to turn things around for the better. Unlike what has happened in the past, the corruption, the misrepresentation, the exclusiveness and so on, we need a governing organization that looks outside of themselves and the self-interest of the group, and looks towards working with ALL of the students and the university to make Parkside a better place for ALL. I am looking forward to working with YOU, the students of one of the greatest and most diverse campuses in the UW System. On April 20 & 21, makae decision that will better the welfare of Parkside and its' students, VOTE DAVID BIOLIK for PRESIDENT. Please feel free to email me with any questions, comments, or concerns at BIOLI000@UWP.EDU. ^ VOTE ON APRIL 20 AND 21!!! Editor s Note. The Ranger News did not copy edit these submissions. Each column is presented exactly how the candidate wrote it. Page 9 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Tuition - Up, Up, and Away Freda Harris presented a financial aid proposal as part of the "Charting a New Course" study that focuses on aiding low-income students during a Board of Regents meeting. This is only after learning the day before that the Board may face hard limits on increasing state funding. The plan is to address the state financial deficit would raise tuition by more than 16 percent in 2005 and by 10 percent the following year. It is noted that the plan would later adjust tuition increases to inflation at a later date. Included in the plan is a total budget request of $26 billion for the 2005-2007 Wisconsin 2 year budget cycle. Currently UW system students will see an increase of $250 for each semester and UW-Madison and U W-Milwaukee at $350 in the 2004- 2005 academic year. It was mentioned that 2002's UW tuition costs for low-income families represented 33 percent of household annual income. Harris also pointed out that 35 percent of UW African-American and Hispanic stu- SlUUCillS CUiU urriaimi iJuvntoW- 11 1° rtf U'liitp "That is what I would call a wake-up call to this institution that was built for students - that we are pricing a UW education out of reach of a growing number of students," Amato said. "That |HarrisT proposal only addressed the lowest quartile of students, and we need to include the next two quartiles if [UW is] going to raise tuition." Regent Nino Amato commented that the budget needs to address the lower-middle-income students whose families' income fare between $26,000-$40,000 and middle-income students whose family income begins at $61,000. Regent Amato, Regent Jose Olivieri, and Regent Danae Davis believe that the issue of financial aid and increasing cost of tuition needs to be the cornerstone of the upcoming budget. The University of Wisconsin System is governed by the Board of Regents, a 17-member board, as established under Chapter 36 of the Wisconsin State Statutes. The Governor of Wisconsin appoints Board members to seven-year terms, except the Student Regent who is appointed to a two-year term. The elected seat, Superintendent of Public Instruction, Elizabeth Burmaster, is the only seat not by appointment. Beth Richlen, the student regent, encourages students from the around the state to tell her what is important to them. Feel free to contact her at banchlen@wisc. prill the April Regent meeting. More information on the Board of Regents can be found on http://www.uwsa.edu/bor/index.htm UW-Parkside Selected for First Year College Program UW-Parkside is one of just 12 universities nationwide, and the only one in Wisconsin, selected as founding institutions in the "Foundations of Excellence in the First College Year" program. The project will develop model colleges and universities can use to improve the educational and overall campus experience of new students, and by doing so greatly improve the chances of students staying at those institutions through graduation. Foundations of Excellence Task Force Chair Jerry Greenfield said UW-Parkside was selected from a very competitive field of 68 schools for its strong record of community engagement and because the university already attracts the type of students other colleges will see more of in the coming years. "We are the uni versity of the 21sl Century because of the mix of students that we have," said Greenfield who also serves as the university's associate provost. "UW-Parkside students are people who are working a lot, people who have family responsibilities, and people who come from backgrounds where there is not a tradition of going to college. This is the face of higher education. And I think what they saw in us was a very positive case of a contemporary university that is doing a good job." During the next 15 months, UW-Parkside and the other founding institutions will work both independently and collaboratively to refine and make operational a set of Foundational Dimensions, a set of model standards and associated evaluation criteria. "The whole purpose of this is to produce a national aspirational model for successful firstyear programs. So, our work and our contribution are going to help craft that model. Whenever that national model is referred to it's indelibly linked to the Foundations of Excellence project and to UW-Parkside as one of the founding institutions," Greenfield stated. Along with UW-Parkside, the program's founding institutions include Chadron State College, Chadron, Neb.; Brooklyn College and Medgar Evars College, both city universities of New York located in Brooklyn; Georgia Southwestern State University in Americus, Ga; Illinois State University, Normal, 111.; Indiana Uni versity-Purdue University Indianapolis, Kennesaw State University in Kennesaw, Ga.; Missouri Western State College, St. Joseph, Mo.; Plymouth State University, Plymouth, N.H.; State University of New York College at Brockport, N.Y.; and Texas A & M University- Corpus Christi in Corpus Christi, Texas. The Foundations of Excellence in the First College Year program is sponsored by the Policy Center on the First Year of College and the American Association of State Colleges and Universities. Lumina Foundation for Education and The Atlantic Philanthropies provide funding for this two-year project. Page 10 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 University Spor UW-Parkside's Men's Baseball Team Taking Care of Business By Michael Lui The Men's Baseball team has had a successful year and record so far. The team has an overall record of 23-11, and is 16-6 in the GLVC. They were picked to be the fourth place team in the GLVC in the preseason poll. They are currently in first place in front of Quincy. Players leading the team in hitting are Casey Garms, Russell Schaibly, Joe Kelly, and Andy Garms. Casey Garms is the leader in batting average with a mark of .358. Adam Brechtl has shown some power leading the team in home runs with five. iVUUVI J ..TteuvVahcrovfrmJ ^jOnrfoobifc-riOnruvvay, Diariuon i\.enbacfT," and Jason Strommen. Donny Leicht has an ERA of 0.82. Leicht has appeared in 11 games and has recorded four wins and five saves. Brandon Keilbach has gone 6-0 in eight appearances. The Rangers have 12 road games coming up over the next three weeks. Upcoming Home Games for The Rangers are May 1 and May 2 against Kentucky Wesleyan with games at 12:00 and 2:00 on both days. UW-Parkside Women's Basketball Player Honored By Michael Lui Junior Center Sammy Kromm broke the career scoring record this year with 1,354 points. The record was previously held by Laurie Pope, who scored 1,342 career points. Sammy was also named to the 2003-2004 GLVC All Conference Team for the second year in a row. The UW-Parkside women had the highest winning percentage in school history with a 15-12 record. Kromm led the team in scoring with 16.2 points per game, was second in rebounding with 6.8 per game, and was first in field goal percentage on the year. The future looks bright because The Rangers will be returning all of their starters except one for the 2004-2005 season. lp GLVC Baseball Standings Great Lakes Valley Conference 2004 Baseball Standings As of A.M. Apr. 9, 2004 GLVC TEAM Wis.-Parkside Ouincv Missouri-St. Louis Kentucky Wesleyan Bellarmine Northern Kentucky Indianapolis Southern Indiana Saint Joseph's Lewis .676 .629 OVERALL W-L Pet. W-L Pet. 16-6.727 23-11 12-6 .667 22-13 12-8 .600 17-16-1 .515 12-9 .571 20-12 .625 14-17 16-16 14-21 13-23 1 1 - 1 8 11-21 11-9 .550 9-9 .500 9-13 .409 9-14 .391 6-10 .375 5-12 .294 .452 .500 .400 .361 37Q .344 THROW Hffl as »3C IIM tlRH oirw in;no State! ffu5al 11/< iiik a* if Km. si 2 "AWAgP MMJ5 A015r5' TO 5UiT voue weeps, eeon M TO mi www.biaehpearltattoo.com Page 11 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 HEALTH & By Emily Rasbornik How do you maintain a healthy low-fat diet while living in the college dorms? Eating healthy at college is possible. Dining services are more receptive to students concerns and dietary preferences and are trying to offer more healthy and low fat choices. You just have to choose them. Making time for physical activity is also very important. Take an aerobic class or join and ath letic team to keep yourself moving. UW-Parkside has two fitness centers, one that athletes cannot use, so it is always open to students, and another smaller weight room. Keeping yourself motivated to work out can be hard with everything else going on in life so I suggest you get a workout buddy to help with accountability. You can do it! Send your Health and Body related questions to O—1 How can you tell when you're full? I am not over-weight, but I tend to over-eat. How can I know when to stop? Many people deal with this issue. Some people are taught from an early age to finish everything on their plate, no matter how they felt. Although the parents were well intentioned, these urgings failed to help a child understand the moment or concept of when they ate enough to feel satisfied. This conditioning while growing up remains a problem when they are adults. Letting yourself get really really hungry distorts awareness of body signals. If you're out of touch or ignore subtle hunger cues, it's extremely difficult to detect fullness. Begin by thinking about how you feel while you are eating—kind of checking in with yourself. This takes a conscious effort. Once you have eaten some of your food, consider asking yourself some of these questions: Does the food taste good? Is my hunger beginning to subside? After a few more bites...am I beginning to feel satisfied? Try stopping about halfway through to determine if you've had enough. Try slowing down, taking your time chewing, swallowing, and testing between bites. The most important part about eating to a pleasant fullness is to eat consciously— to increase your awareness. This takes practice. Too often we distract ourselves with other activities, such as studying, watching TV, or surfing the net, without realizing that we're full. Give yourself time to enjoy and appreciate your food, and you can notice and identify its effects on your body. www.t20askalice.coiumbia.edu SKY KNIGHTS EAST TROY 1 -800-ET-CHUTE 25 MINUTES FROM MILWAUKEE WITH PURCHASE OF TANDEM SKYDIVE, HURRY! SPACE IS LIMITED NOW AS LOW AS: OFFER VALID APRIL 2004 RESERVATIONS REQUIRED $25 NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT BRING STUDENT LD. FOR D ISCOUNT WWW.SKYDIVEMILWAUKEE.COM Donate your life-saving plasma & receive $20 TODAY* or $50 This Week!* ZLB Plasma Services 1601 Washington Avenue, Suite 200 Racine, WI 53403 989-752-7373 • www.zlb.com *Fees and donation time may vary. •New donors only. Page 12 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Album Review — Iron & Wine Our Endless Numbered Days By George Drury Iron & Wine is the voice of one man, Sam Beam, and that voice is one of a poetic folk singer. Reminiscent of 60's and 70's folk music, the album Our Endless Numbered Days isn't very likely to be Dylan for his introspective lyrics, but unlike Dylan, Beam s vocais - are more of a whisper as he softly reveals the lessons he's learned to this point in his life. As an added bonus, the album comes with a second CD of demos from the recording of the album. Though the album doesn't contain the wisdom of the elder statesman of folk Our Endless Numbered Days shows that Sam Beam is going to be carrying the torch for the next generation. What is a Desert Island Album? It is the album that you would risk your life saving in a fire. They are albums that never get tiresome, even after that 78!}i lis ten. They are the albums that you have to have if you were ever stranded on a desert island. Of course, you would also need some sort of listening device. Bob Marley By Henry Gaskins There is no doubt, the one cd I would want on a desert Island is Bob Mariey's Legend. It includes a song for every occasion and mind-frame. There is "No Woman, No Cry" for when I would be upset for being alone cm the island, and "Stir It Up" incase I might run into any females also stuck on the island. "Three Mule Birds" and "iammin"' arc songs thai can always make me feel happy and content. "Buffalo Soldier" and "Get Up, Stand tiparc ones that can always make me feel like I can survive. Every song in between those is equally great, with the exception of "Redemption Song." If there were one song that comes close to John Imoon's "Imagine" or Ix>uis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World," it would be this chilled out song of freedom. "Redemption Song" contains some of the best lyrics I've ever heard Emancipate yourself from mental slavery; none but ourselves can free our minds.' That's something 1 think I could ponder for quite a long time on a desert island. . 1 Interview with Shinedown By Rebekah Rydzenski Have you heard of Shinedown? If not, here's why: "People love die song, but they don't know who the hell it is," says Brent Smith, the vocalist for Shinedown, citing "unfamiliarity" as the reason that, even though their two singles, "Fly From the Inside" and ".45", are soaring over the charts, they have only sold about 100,000 copies of their album "Leave a Whisper." Shinecfown has been tied with some of the biggest names in the business. They have toured with Powerman 5000 and Three Doors Down, both influential entities in the world of rock. Currently, they are on the road with the popular group Tantric. With the rapid way life seems to be advancing for the guys in Shinedown, it won't be long until they're headlining their own tour, helping some other up-and-coming band the way these groups helped them. The four members, Brent Smith, Jasin Todd, Brad Stewart, and Lerch knew it was fate when they met. Brent was originally . with Atlantic Records for another band he had out of Tennessee. After nine months, Atlantic dropped the original group, but understood that they had something unique in Brent Smith. So, instead WXWJ w: opment deal, "really an honor," to find a new band in six months. They provided all of the resources he needed for this task. This was great for Brent, considering all he's ever wanted to be is a musician. When asked how he would fall back if music was suddenly torn from him, he very solemnly said, "Put me in the ground... I liv e and I die bv this; this is so not a joke for me ... 1, in my life, have had so many second chance just physically and mentally, and I've always had music to save me- that 1 wouldn't know what to do without it... if I couldn't do anything with music again man.. I wouldn't want to be here." This level of passion is what surely led Atlantic records to their Drummer Harry Kerch, Bassist Brad Stewart, Vocalist Brent Smith, Guitarist Jasin l'udd. Photo from wwwashinedowB.com painting hanging on Brad's wall and recommended that he mount alight o f .u 'V sh'nes down" on the picture. Brad later approached Brent with the idea lhat the band be called "Shining Down." This worked for all of t hem, but they made one change, naming themselves bnmedown. And according to Brent, it completely describes the music in the band, because sometimes you shine and sometimes you don t. IPs pretty much the yin and the yang of what we believe in." Ji ne band y isa vzee adl ?d?efinitely has contributed to its success. Brent G s o so, quickly, compared to other bands wno need two or three albums before they're put on the man he credited Atlantic Records and "die-hard fans." feefs honored to feve such UIAA S? 0n °!her lives- Brent's own influence was Otis niic "!8' ^ /?us,c 1eSpnd who reigned during the early to midhheSarrrdi iitt ,T I rc™ou lMd sTee ?it drippWinege.d [ Houet] ocfh aan sgpeeda kmeyr blieffeo."re . The first time I I'm mail, S-!° exPecteaof Shinedown in the future? Brent says ' r?ai'y exerted to.see what happens ... this next record- it's not Well, here's hoping that they you i? tak^n a P^k into the coming of Shinedown is here tn^ i", y°u can Probably tell that this band mfmnlS oh1 ^mot,ona l.yncs> enthusiastic members, and moving conviction, Shinedown will be one of those bands that people will dowT1^^6"^ yCarS fr°m "0W- They show no s,'gn of ever backing Page 13 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Album/DVD Review: Rainer Maria Anyone in Love with You (4 Iready Knows) By George Drury Rainer Maria, formed at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, has been together for about eight years. The band consists of Caithlin De Marrais (bass guitar and vocals), Kyle Fischer (guitar and vocals), and William Kuehn (drums). Their most recent release is a live DVD/album two-disc set. The first disc is the DVD that showcases the visual aspect of the bands performance. Taken from a show at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, North Carolina. The set is 12 songs long culled from their studio releases. De Marrais vocals compliment the lyrics beautifully, while at times it sounds as though Fischer is struggling on the vocal end. Fischer also dances spastically on the left side of the stage, at times appealing to rock a little too hard for the song. De Marrais also dances. When she has a break in th e vocals, she dances like a self-conscious ballerina hiding behind her bass guitar. Of the 12 songs two are encores, and the band leaves and returns twice to a not-so-welcoming applause. The one bonus feature is that you also get the bands video for the song Ears Ring. The 11 songs on the second disc were all taken from different performances since 2001. The quality of the songs is not an issue on either of the discs; the beauty of the Rainer Maria performance lays in the poetic lyrics that carry the listener through the emotions of every song. The problem on the second disc is that the songs are not from one show so sound quality varies on different tracks. Overall, every song is beautifully performed and wonderfully written, a good entry point for any new listener. The better of the two discs is the DVD, only for the fact that you get the visuals of the bands live performance. Movie Review: Hidalgo By Jim Burzelic Directed by Joe Johnston (Jurassic Park III, Jumanji), Hidalgo is about Frank T. Hopkins (Viggo Mortensen) and his mustang Hidalgo and their race across the Saudi Arabian desert. Claiming to be the fastest endurance racers in the world, Sheikh Riyadh (Omar Sharif) invites Frank to take Hidalgo and enter in "The Great Race", a 3,000 mile trek across the deserts of the Middle East. It's about being proud of who you are and that even the lowliest can beat all odds. The film makes parallels between the Native Americans and their dwindling wild mustangs, which Frank and Hidalgo come to symbolize. They leave the United States and become symbolic of the whole country, layering their meaning even further. The acting, directing, cinematography, sound, editing, and so on were all done well. Hidalgo came together as a tight work of cinema, but has two flaws. The Arab people are portrayed in mild caricature and stereotypes, culminating with the Sheikh himself. He is the highest authority in the land below Allah himself and he reads penny-dreadfuls and Wild West dime novels on the sly. He is obeyed without question yet this infidel cowboy has his favor and sways him to forgive him for irreconcilable wrongs. Suspension of disbelief can overlook this as just part of the campy element of westerns - which brings up my other warning. This isn't a western in the same vein as what you may be used to seeing; it centers much more around the race and difficulties Frank and Hidalgo have in this foreign land, if you insist on more of the traditional western, wait for The Alamo. Overall, Hidalgo finishes as an okay film, but stands as a really good movie. Movie Review: The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind By Tori Schuebel The Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind was spotless in flaws. This movie is bound for Oscars and Academy Awards, but whether they win anything or not is not of importance here. What is important is for anyone that enjoys art, comedy, inspiration, or Jim Carrey is to go experience this delight of a movie. The convincing reasons to spend part of your hourly wage are as follows: The plot is efficient, fun, and thought provoking. For example, the plot is about two lovers who tumble upon a new procedure that can erase certain memories. The plot is remarkably easy to follow for such an artistic film - it begins with slight confusion and intrigue and swiftly becomes clear, climaxes wonderfully, then wraps up in a way that keeps the mind percolating, but the soul full. The plot also pulls at our heart's strings, as well as puts a rumble in our tummies-that is from laughter. The procedure in the plot of the movie make us think about ethics, something along the lines of how we deal with cloning and stem cell research today. The cinematography of the movie itself is enough to spend the time and money on The Eternal Sunshine. If this movie were a painting it would be a surrealist's dream come true, something Dali and Robert Gonsalves would have wished to create. The lighting, the color, the juxtaposition is beautiful and memorable, as well as strikingly entertaining. Then there are the quirky, realistic, and lovable characters; characters we see in our friends and ourselves. Clementine is the female lead who swears too much, is impulsive, and afraid of her life while embracing life as a whole fearlessly. Joel is the male lead with a definite lack of selfesteem and care for anything much; he seems passionless until he meets "Clem", as he calls her. Then there is Mary who is in love with her much older and married boss, who runs the clinic that performs this new controversial and virtually unknown procedure. The only warning I would pose for potential viewers is that if you are not a person who likes to think and feel many emotions during a movie - that is if you like the colorful flickering lights and chase scenes more than life itself - you'll also love this movie. Just a warning. Page 14 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Style By Emily Rasbornik Chuck Taylor's are back, Los Angeles is sport'n the All Stars again. As F strolled through the most happening city, I saw that everyone had them. Athletes, preps, skaters, suffers, punks, and the urban communities; anyone and everyone is wearing them. Even Victoria's Secrets latest swim publication is selling them. Apparently, it's cool to wear them with undies, too! (Swim 2004 Hawaii Vol. 2 #2...pg78) The most popular style is the mid top black and white shoe, but high and low tops in other colors were also seen. My roomies and I happen to think the pink and red are hot, but that's our opinion. If you still own yours from back in the day, bring them out because vintage is totally in. You think you only see them in music videos, but the fashion trend in Cali is a pair of Dickies, Converse All Stars, and a wife beater (a classic cotton ribbed T-Shirt). apply online at WWWJS.UWp.edu/clubs/wfpz or stop by fyiOLN D 131 an d apply in person or call us at 262 - 595 - 2527 sponsored by 1017FIVI wip2 Page 15 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory Written By Bill J. Turner Edited By Tess Tobon Chapter V of VI Malcolm hesitates. "This isn't exactly a real emergency. I h ave a large, poisonous, very dangerous snake in my backpack that must be delivered to the zoo as soon as possible. The zoo will need to provide accommodation for this magnificent specimen immediately. There is no answer at the zoo. A message was left for the curator. The snake is in my backpack now and we need to get it to a secure spot as soon as possible." "Wait a minute, slow down, catch your breath," says the sweet voice. "I'm going to ask you to talk with my Sergeant, the dispatcher, OK?" "Yes, who is this? Where are you? I heard most of the conversation. What's all this ' II Ihie 1H1 orpscppxes By Katie Katie the Horoscope Lady nonsense about a snake and the zoo? Let's git in the real world, man. Where you comin' from, man? You and ! both know there ain't no big poisonous snakes in Racine or Kenosha County. Now whatcha doin' callin' us with this hogwash? So where are you right now? I'll send a squad down to check it out. Don't move from that spot - Hey, hon, see who's down that way. Who's assigned to that South section?" "That's Sarge and the new rookie," she said. "Then get 'em on the horn and send 'em down there to check this guy out." "OK, sweetie," she croons at the Sergeant, "we'll get 'em." "Hello boys, are you down near Durand and the bike path? We got a kook down there says he got a big snake, dangerous, he says." The Sergeant Dispatcher cuts in, "Check this guy out and be carefiil." "We're on our way, be there in a few minutes," Sarge responds. They pulled up next to the bicycle and the young man with the backpack. Sarge gets out, and in a near growl, asks, "What's goin on here? Who the hell are you and whatehu try in' to pull? Dispatch says you've got a big snake here. Where is it? I don't see no snake." As he steps towards the backpack, Malcolm implores, "No, don't open that pack! We must take this snake to the zoo as soon as possible. No answer on their phone, 1 left a message, they may be on their way." "Well, we ain't waitin' for no zoo people. Rook, open that bag and let's see what's in there." The rookie, very hesitantly, takes a step toward the backpack and thinks, "Jeez, I d on't know, if I chicken out now Sarge might not take me out as a partner again. OK, here goes." As he reaches for the bag and touches the zipper, he shudders, a shiver of fear. Just then Sarge says, "Go on, hurry up, we ain't got all day." So the rookie cop, having obeyed the Sarge faithfully up to now, does as he is told, seemingly programmed to do so again. He pulled the left zipper back a few inches. The interior of the pack was all black. He could not make out the contents. He pulled the zipper a little further. Still he could not make out exactly what was in the pack. Unfortunately, he leaned a bit more to the right, and with his right hand, moved the other zipper, as he pushed on the opposite zipper with his left. As he moved them, the head of the Mamba flashed out of the opening to strike the rookie on his right wrist, grasping it and pumping venom into his veins. This is a six-part, serialized short story. Stay tuned throughout the semester for the continuation of Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory. * Aries: (March 21—April 19) This week you'll develop a schoolgirl crush on one of the presidential candidates. Don't research policies or campaigns; just pick thejj who'd look best in low-rise Levis Taurus; (April. 20—May 20) You'll misplace your RangerOne ca Your life might as well be over. Gemini; (May 21—June 21) You are still thinking about qui bad habits before summertime, likes change. Cancer: (Jane 22—July 22) Take a journey back to your cfaildh your teacher naked during class. Pass and win friends this way. Note: If yo an art class where you are already requi draw your teacher nude, win friends using methods. sickness and di sframeftst^a IPbf R< iggest stayi if you were Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) You think you're the only one who likes thunrstorms, but you're terribly mistaken. Pick a thing to like; such as plastic surgery tws or people with no teeth. : (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) itch a rerun of Sally Jesse Raphael tat she is the epitome of emo. Your ft>revir changed. 'an. 20—Feb. 18) going bald will be realized this you attempt to use a lint roller in a which it was not intended. {Feb. 19—March 20) realize that your next birthday is nearly away? I feel terrible for you. Pick another sign and read their prediction as if it were your own. Page 16 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 The Unstoppable Message By George Lasley Peter was given an opportunity to spread the good news again. Peter did not see the actual corruption, such as the things that were said behind his back. He remained obedient; he continued to do as his heart led him. He succeeded in what he did. Thousands of people believed in what he taught even though there were more who went against him. He was lead by a force that is not seen but felt. He did not allow people to stop him by any means. He had confidence in what he did. He was outspoken. He went against the norm, just as the man from Nazarene, who was forced to not make it. They both were lifted above people but they were equal to them as well. After those around him saw this miracle, Peter, they had nothing to say. Behind closed doors the unbelievers talked among themselves. They wanted this miracle to be kept quiet because they feared he might change the hearts of many people. The Kings of the unbelievers wanted things to be as they already were. Peter wanted and worked for a change. He could not stop writing and speaking about the things that needed to be corrected. The Kings fondly captured Peter and did it silently because they did not want any of their wrongdoing to be brought to light. After Peter was captured, however, another by the name of John came and said to the Kings, "1 am here to fulfill Peter shoes." w Have a Tanning Party !!!! Sunless Expressions® Airbrush Tanning Home Parties Look like you have been to the Tropical Islands with our Airbrush Tanning System. We will come and tan you in the privacy of your own home. Just Invite 5 friends . YOU GET YOUR TAN FREE! CALL ANN AT: 262-537-3402 or 847-712-4502 Sir Fun Bear Special Event Personnel EARN UP TO $6,000 THIS SUMMER IMMEDIATE/SUMMER, FULL/PART TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE Spend your summers outdoors at picnics, festivaisand other special events. Great job with flexible hours available in Oak Creek. Perfect opportunity for college students who live in Milwaukee area this summer. Must have good driving and work records Fax Resume to: (414)762-6233 E-Mail: dennishayoung@funservicesinc.com Mail to; Fun Services 185 W. Rawson Ave Oak Creek Wi 53154 Call: 1-800-242-5655 or (414)762-6200 Congratulations to Chris Turman for winning FREE MOVIE TICKETS! The Ranger News has a new contest to announce! After a tedious copy editing process, we still find grammar, punction, and spelling errors. As students, the staff of The Ranger News wants to improve. We invite any and all students to copy edit the newspaper with a red pen, list the number of errors found on the front cover with contact information, and bring it to The Ranger News Headquarters (Wyllie D139C). The student with the most corrected mistakes will win two free movie tickets to TinselTown! Each student may only win once per semester. Page 17 The Ranger News April 15, 2004 How Aware Are You of the ^ Union "We and we are not even going to use, it" — Emiiiano Garcia, 23, re, Finance . . . . . ft?|; ~f PiWe = jUee :M| Sophomore. . Nursing. Major "I have TIO idea; I've Senior, Philosophy and Spanish Major "I've heard of it.J don't know anything about it, but I've heard of it" Jeremy Dunn, 25, Junior, Economics Major "Em not at all aware of it." -Maty Olszewski (right). 19, Freshman, Communicatioiis Major Every day Fresh Pop Wednesday" "T.!.. College Special, Karaoke Dance Party, V.I.P. Night Thursday . .. Colle9e Special, Karaoke Friday Dance Party, Fryday Fishfry Sunday..... . .. Colege Special, Karoke Dance Party Wednesday.. Thurs. & Sun. 7pm-10pm Sturtr Sjtecuds! .^FABULOUS FRIDAY VIP DANCE PARTY & &te £y V 0<*** tl prize*? College fc Military Specials FREE PIZZA Great Drink & Shot Specials! (Musi show Sludenl ID/Military ID & Drivers License For Specials) Back By Popular Demand BUSINESS AFTER 4:00!! FREE Hor d'oeuvres 4pm - 6pm Every Friday. Fryday Fish Fry - Features 4 Different Kinds of Fishll Services Alpha Center — Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 For Sale 1997 Dodge Intrepid. Excellent condition, reliable as hell, and only 120,000 miles! Pimped out to the 69th degree! Call Elton, (262) 488-1922 1991 Honda Prelude, red, $2,500. Call Dana, 262-770-2231 1992 Geo Storm. Manual transmission. No winters. Runs good, no rust. Asking $800 OBO. 262-488-3273. Special Spring Sale Student Health & Counseling Center Get your Meningitis Vaccine immunization for a $30.00 Discount off the usual $65.00Cost. Sale available until Friday, April 30th 2004 Piano with bench for sale. In very good condition. $200 or best offer. You move. Call 262-639-7241 Help Wanted Bicycle repairman wanted with experience, Monday - Sunday, 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. Anderson Bicycle Shop, 2615 16th Street, Racine, Wi. (262) 632-6313 To run a Classified ad... simply give us money! 25 cents a word or 30 words for $5. Contact us at 595-2287 or by e-mail at RangerAds_uwp@yahoo.com. April Apr. 15-18: Foreign Fiim:8 Women, Union Cinema ineSter Aor 19-23: Worldfest Week Apr. 1»: r*» fas*' WKtam Apr. 22: Spring leadership Awards Banquer, un Apr. 29 at 10 a.m., Com Apr. 26-29: Senior Arts Show Page 19 The Ranger News April IS, 2004 3-17-04 3-22-04 That low on cash? Officers received a complaint regarding an individual selling paintings in the Comin Arts ». A v erbal warning was Too much sittoking? Tallent Hall. 3:08 pm. Officers were dispatched to a female having chest pains. She was transported to Kenosha The Score li. MOLN. 10:45 am. A faculty member reported food and beverage remnants left on bis computer desk that did sot belong to him. 3-23-04 This must be getting expensive. CART Parking Lot. 9:31 am. A vehicle was lowed for again illegal!} parking in a metered area after receiving citations and a tow warning. f Parking Lot* 4f§sSS pm*. A student reported that her vehicle was damaged when she returned from class. 3-24-04 Bad Marketing. Ranger Hail. 4:32 pm. . hiisine or tat - given to individuals placing fliers on windshields of vehicles. i ; ¥ ;? • Officers were notified of a child having a temper tantrum screaming in a car. 3-25-04 Drink Up. University Apartments. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking. 3-25-04 Trying to Run. Outer Loop Rd/CTH G. 2:43 am. A citation was issued to a driver for Failure to Report Accident to Police. 3-25-04 Should have looked a little harder. Tallent Hall. 7:36 am. A missing portable radio was located in a drawer. 3-25-04 Bad Break Up? Ranger Lot. 3:30 pm. A student reported vandalism to her parked vehicle. 3-26-04 Lead Foot. CTH E/CTH JR. 10:01 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 65mph in a45mph /one. 3-27-04 Too bull-headed. Union. 12:13 am. Citations were issued for Resisting or Obstructing an Officer and Underage drinking. 3-28-04 Wonder what was said? MOLN. 8:50 am. The Police Department received a report that someone used rocks to spell words on a skylight. Rocks were removed. 3-30-04 Get a lock for your locker. SAC. 8:13 pm. Officers were notified of a wallet removed from a locker room without consent. 3-31-04 4-1-04 4-2-04 4-3-04 4-5-04 4-5-04 Yes, t cheapfjjART Lot. 7:52 am.| permit removed from Union. 12:51 pm. Officers assisted a victim that fell down stairs in the Union. An victim to Student Health and Counseling can help you to deal. for a slu- . threatened by MOLtf. to a call that a was unlocked. open. Soccer Field* 12:39 pm. • fora knee injury. Subject was transported to hospital by ambulance, v Wow, people need to watch where they ate ^ A student reported that an unknown vehicle struck her car | while parked. Slow it down, killer. STH 31/CTH E. 12:S3 't e aitjjpy} 0 J If :: : If fill 11 A citation was issued for non-registration of a Motor Vehicle and traveling TOmph in a 55 mpb zone. Motivational speaker Tracy Knofla wi be conducting a workshop for all who are interested in developing leadership skills. Join Tracy and iearn key strategies to sharpen your leadership skills. Tracy's interactive and exciting presentations have shown to be an effective tool. What role do team leaders play in forming long-term team success? DATE: APRIL 2 LSI TIME: NOON WHERE: UNION LOFI Lunch will be served uvam ; WQUmamamm M nrrrri mir MB3Bs!&bsx S-- s*X?SL£M SOUttMfc s£OALS\ ' CO-SPPO.AN.SSO.AR E&D BY: Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 34, issue 12, April 15, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Email us! therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com March 11,2004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 News Briefs Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Health and Body Pg. 6 Sports Pg. 8 Music and Movies Pg. 10 Exposing the Sexes Pg. 12 Horoscopes Pg. 15 Classifieds Pg. 17 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 17 Police Beat Pg. 19 Local State Legislators speak at UW-Parkslde Page4 & 5 How does the Atkins Lifestyle Food Guide Pyramid line up against the USDA Recommended Food Guide Pyramid? J Page 7 Page 3 m .9 Letter from the editor Production: The Ranger News Date: March 11, 2004 Studio: Wyllie D139C Hey Parkside, We have finished our latest issue, and I can't help feeling like our school newspaper is growing in many different directions. It's great to look back at where we started and see how far we've come — Everything from editing and designing to adding humor and fun. The next step for us is the future, where we hope to bring The Ranger News to a higher level, and demonstrate everything a student newspaper can do for a college community. On behalf of ou r staff, thank you for reading. We hope you enjoy the issue. —Henry D. Gaskins, Editor-in-Chief P.S. Have fun on Spring Break, but use your head and be safe! Staff Member of the Issue This issue. The Ranger News chief editorial staff has selected our graphic designer. Matt Gonya, to be the staff member of the issue. When Matt started this semester, he brought his own ideas to the newspaper, tapping into his graphic design education from Gateway Technical College. He is routinely in the newspaper office preparing and implementing one of the most challenging aspects of the newspaper - layout. He also brought a couple story ideas when he started in January, such as the Desert Island CD column that appears in the music section of the paper every issue. Along with his position at The Ranger News, Matt also works as a graphic designer for The State, a publication by the Satirical Writers Guild here at UW-Parkside. His hard work on both publications has been well noted, and it is apparent that he is taking direction with his studies. Matt is a senior graphic design major this year, but he plans on staying at UW-Parkside for another year to get all he can out of his education. The newspaper staff definitely owes gratitude to iMatt for his time and effort, and we hope he stays with us for as long as he is at UW-Parkside. Article Submissions Among other things, ed in journalism and writing in general. We accept articles from all students, staff, and faculty. To s ubmit an article, type it in 12-poinf Times New Roman font, double-spaced. two pages using this format. Students who submit articles are required to fill out an application once per semester. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit, condense, and revise ail articles for language, length, and clarify. The Ranger News does 'not guarantee the publication of any submission. The Ranger News Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY D. GASKINS ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFANI ASSIGNMENT EDITOR EMILY RASBORNIK COPY EDITOR TRACY MEDEK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL LUI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHIC DESIGNER MATT GONYA ART DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ [ADVERTISING MANAGER! CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTERS RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE DYLEWSKI AARON D . ZABLER JIM BURZELIC ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Wyllie D-139C Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Page 3 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Until re ading your article, 1 had no idea what the whole 'sign the bed' activity had to do with, and seemingly my fellow schoolmates didn't either. When I asked around, many people thought the same as I did, that the sign reading, "If this is a place you'd like to be, go ahead and sign on me" was in reference to sleep, not sex. In the end I think it was a creative leaching method, but it would have been more accurate if Peer Health Educators had explained it better. -Insomniac What's up with the territorial congregating that has been occurring in certain couch sections around campus?! I kn ow you've seen them, a large group of punk, underclassmen who overrun a certain area and sprawl their stuff all over, as to stake claim that the area is theirs! The most noticeable section that this phenomenon takes place in is the couch section that is located under the clock in Greenquist Hall. The other two areas where I've noticed this mob of cretins are in the mid and lower Wyllie Hall. Must we stand aside while our couches are taken away by these socializing masses? Let's rise up and take back our couches from this tyranny! -Unable To Relax Okay, is our radio station at all concerned with music? I see a college radio station being the one school club to depend on for concerts, support of local music, and the music we can't hear on regular stations. Here, we have Carthage College bringing in John Mayer & Dave Matthews Band - and although I'm sure we have the means to do the same, we bring in an uneducated 'Real World' cast member, who hasn't contributed to the world of music in the slightest way (unless you consider being on MTV for being "real a great accomplishment), for a single hour of sex talk. I wish our radio would look at what it could be, and use that power of media to bring diversity in music, or even just plain music, to it's listeners. -l.o\c. Anonymous for the hell of it Got a complaint? E mail it to us (tfaerangemews_uwp@yahoo, com) with the subject "Ranger Growl" and we 11 choose the best ones to print Including your name is optional. Please make all submissions 100 words or less. —We Want It Right— The Ranger News strives for accuracy. If you notice something wron g i n the ne w spaper, e-mai 1 us attheran gemew s_uwp @ ya hoo. com and we'll make a note of it in our next issue. The information in last issue s news brief featuring the Pow Wow was inaccurate. 1 here were more than 1.200 people in attendance, and the event was sponsored by Sacred Circle. Plan 2008, PSGA, Parkstde Asian Organization, and the Lecture and the Pine Arts Committee. ^ , ' z, 2L~ UW-Parkside News Briefs Senate Postcard Campus Supporting Higher Education Postcards sent to duplicating this week will soon be finding their way into classrooms, lunchrooms and even organization meetings in support of higher education. UW-Parkside Students will be asked for their support in amending the Dream Act to include access to all federal financial aid and grants, no SEVIS requirements, and to include the community service option. Foreign exchange students arc required to register with the Student and Exchange Visitor Information System. By supporting increased grants, lowering student debt, and preserving good programs, the act hopes to foster an environment where higher education is a right for everyone. Students OK Union Renovation The studen t Senate approved a $24 million renovation and expansion proposal included in the annua! SUFAC proposal. To accommodate the project, SUFAC fees would increase $448 over the next four years. Student would sec an increase of $100 per year for the next two years then jump to $125 each year for the next two years after that. Current fees arc about $572. With the expansion costs, the fees total would push UW-Parkside near the top of the Wisconsin fee scale. Students at the UW-Grccn Bay campus pay $1,154 in fee largely in part of renovation projects and new construction on campus. Legislators Day at UW-Parkside Local state legislators from Racine and Kenosha, along with county executives, came to Main Place here at UW-Parkside on February 27 to discuss higher education and allow students to ask questions on any topic they found important. The event was sponsored by PSGA. legislators included Rep. Lehman, Rep. Turner, Rep. Lad wig, Rep. Kreuser, Rep. Steinhrink, Rep. Kerkman, and Sen. Wirch. Satirical Writers Guild publishes first copy of The State The Satirical Writers Guild, one of the newest organizations at UW-Parkside, published the first issue of a new sludcnirun publication called The State. 500 copies of the four-page publication were handed out to students on March 3. The State features comedic, original news stories similar to The Onion. It was well received by many students, staff, and faculty here at UW-Parkside. Page 4 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Women's History Month By Aaron D. Zabler In 1979, Women's History Week was established. It encouraged the recognition and celebration of women's historic accomplishments during the week of March 8th. It was not until 1987 that the month of March was declared by Congress as Women's History Month. A large proponent behind the establishment of this recognition was the National Women's History Project. The goal of the organization is to "make history accurate" by continuing to recognize the past contributions of women and celebrate the current advancements. Here is a brief timeline of some of the events that have occurred in women's strive for equality: 1777 All states pass laws which take away women's right to vote. 1789 United States Constitution ratified. The terms "persons," "people," and "electors" are used, allowing the interpretation of those beings to include men and women. 1848 At Seneca Fa lls, New York, 300 women and men sign the Declaration of Sentiments, a plea for the end of discrimination against women in all spheres of society. 1866 The 14th Amendment is passed by Congress (ratified by the states in 1868), saying "Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective members, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. . .But when the right to vote . . .is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State ... the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in proportion." ft is the first time "citizen s" and "voters" are defined as "male" in the Constitution. 1875 Minor v. Happersett, 88 U.S. 162 (1875): The U.S. Supreme Court declares that despite the privileges and immunities clause, a state can prohibit a woman from voting. The court declares women as "persons," but holds that they constitute a "special category of 'nonvoting' citizens." 1920 The Nineteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution is ratified. It declares: "The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." 1964 Title VII of the Civil Rights Act passes including a prohibition against employment discrimination on the basis o f race, color, religion, national origin, or sex. 1978 The Pregnancy Discrimination Act bans employment discrimination against pregnant women. It is difficult for this generation to think about women having been so restricted in society. The past illustrates the difficulties that women have overcome and gives proof of how far we have grown as a nation. The role of women in society has changed dramatically in the history of our country and will continue to do so as our country develops a further understanding that "All men are created equal" implies and includes the entire human race. Wednesday College Special, Karaoke Dance Party, V.I.P. Night Thursday College Special, Karaoke Friday Dance Party, Fryday Fishfry Sunday. .. Colege Special, Karoke Dance Party SkoirSpecuilsi FABULOUS FRIDAY VIP _ DANCE PARTY :(#t! prizes! Wednesday., Thurs. & Sun. 7pm-1 Opm College & Military Specials FREE PIZZA Great Drink & Shot Specials! . (Must show Student fD/Militai^' ID & Drivers License For Specials) Back By Popular Demand BUSINESS AFTER 4:0011 FREE Hor d'oeuvres 4pm - 6pm Every Friday. Fryday Fish Fry - Features 4 Different Kinds of Fish!! * page 5 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Six Drops in the Ocean of Women's History Queens Queen Vashti was the great granddaughter of Nebuchadnezzar, the mighty king of Ba bylon, and destroyer of the First Temple in Jerusalem. She was the wife of King Xerxes (Ahashverosh in the Talmud) of Persia. At a great feast given by Xerxes fo r Middle Eastern nobility, he sent orders to Vashti, who was hosting a party of her own, to appear before his guests wearing nothing but her crown, in order that they might witness her physical beauty. She declined the king's decree. From this point in the story, accounts vary. In the Bible, she is banished from the presence of the king. In the Talmud, Queen Vashti is executed for her disobedience. The king's advisers were afraid that their wives, many of whom were just like Vashti —more royal than they were—and wives all over Persia would follow Queen Vashti's example, yielding much disarray in the kingdom. Queen Esther was Vashti's replacement as Xerxes wife. She was a Jewish teenager, and very beautiful, of course. As the king's favorite wife (for kings in those days had harems), Esther's main privilege was to receive extra oil and flower petal ba ths. She had maidens and eunuchs to wait upon her, and a certain degree of respect from King Xerxes—compared to his other wives. His favoritism helped Esther's cousin, Mordecai, get a job within the king's government. Mordecai uncovered an assassination attempt on Xerxes, but the king's right-hand man, Memuchan (or Haman), did not let him get the credit he deserved. Memuchan wanted to usurp Xerxes. He haled Jews and was plotting to kill a lot of Jews who worked and lived around Xerxes's palace, including Mordecai. In fact, he had a gallows built for killing Mordecai. But just before this nefarious plan came to fruition, Xerxes, in a lovelorn state, asked his queen what favor she would like. She asked for him to have two dinners with her and her people. At the second dinner, she unmasked Memuchan's plot to assassinate Xerxes, and saved her people. TYailblazers Sacajawea led Meriwether Lewis and William Clark on their U.S. governmentfunded exploration of the American West. She was married to a French-Canadian fur trapper and interpreter who Lewis and Clark allowed to join their team precisely because of his wife, Sacajawea. Soon after leaving the frontier, their son, Jean Baptiste, was born; so while Sacajawea served as guide, translator, and negotiator, she was simultaneously caring for a baby. She literally carried him on her back during the long and hazardous expedition. Lewis and Clark knew they had negotiated a stunning asset to their intrepid party, but they knew little ol how fortunate they were, traveling with Sacajawea through hostile Indian Territory. In the Native American tradition, war parties never travel with a mother and baby. Marthy Burk (Calamity Jane) was perhaps the first woman to be in the U.S. Army. She joined General George Custer's Army in the Indian Wars, serving as a scout. Her nickname was given to her by a captain whose life she saved, after he was shot by Indians. She was one of the fastest and most fearless rider of horses, and an expert marksman with a rifle. One of her friends was the cowboy Wild Bill Hickock, A desperado shot Wild Bill in the back of the head, and Calamity Jane went searching for that desperado, and found him in a butcher shop. Finding herself without a weapon, she took a meat cleaver and threatened the desperado with it until the law came to hang him. Marthy Cannary married Clinton Burk when she was 33. They had one child, a girl. Survivors Elizabeth Cady Stanton died nearly twenty years before the women s right to vote (national suffrage) was achieved; but that milestone owes much to this prodigious feminist's work. When Stanton married, she insisted on having "obey" omitted from her wedding vows—this in the environment of mid-19lh century America. Stanton was not only an early proponent of women's rights, but an abolitionist as well. Her and another avant-garde, Lucrctia Molt, organized a women's rights convention in Seneca Falls, NY, in 1848, where Stanton drafted a Declaration of Sentiments, outlining the goal of the early feminist movement—first and foremost, suffrage. She and fellow early feminist Susan B. Anthony founded the National Women's Suffrage Association. In her later years, she was known as the "Grand Old Woman of America." She asserted her opinions and stuck to her agenda, and her core values coincide with all feminists. Marie Antoinette was born princess of the Holy Roman Empire, and was bred to become Queen of France. The princess, from Austria, was married to Louis XVI when she was fourteen. At the age of nineteen she became queen when Louis XVI ascended to the throne. She was an unpopular queen. Things were bad all over France; and she was an easy scapegoat. It is unlikely, that, referring to the starving people in Paris, she ever said, "Let them eat cake. She did say to her executioner, after stepping on his foot, "Monsieur, 1 am sorry. I did not do it on purpose." Marie Antoinette did not live a hard life, but she lived up to her title and behaved royally, and she was a mother. War On Women By August-Marie Wagner-Richardson To date, our federal government has slashed reproductive rights in the U.S. and around the globe. The anti-choice extremist movement very well may have within its reach a Supreme Court decision that will overturn Roe v. Wade. And efforts are underway to pack the courts with nominees dedicated to rolling back women's rights and ending legal abortion. Wisconsin's pro-choice majority must engage and mobilize like never before; or we will wake up one day to a pre-Roe America. The March for Women's Lives will unite women and men from across the United States and the world to advance the right to choose in the fullest sense. Reproductive freedom is allied to social, economic, political and human rights. This march celebrates individuals of every age, race, income, and gender to make our voices heard through our collective pro-choice power. I hope every Wisconsinite who believes in women's fundamental right to choose when, whether, and if to become a mother will be part of history and join me in Washington D.C. on April 25. If you value your freedom, join the March for Women's Lives on April 25 in Washington, D.C. and stand up for choice! Visit www.marchforwomen.org for more information. Page 6 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 HEALTH & By Emily Rasbornik FIND # 1 Is it okay to dye pubic hair? Can you use regular hair dye or are there special products to use for it? My first thought was soap in the weenie burns — how bad would hair dye burn? Again 1 headed over to Ask Alice and found out that it's not recommended. Although it is a colorful idea, the companies who make hair dye only test it on head hair. Hence the "use as directed" disclaimer. Alice said there weren't any special products available for the purpose of dying pubes, but if you want to play beauty parlor below the belt you could use colored mousses, gel, or hair mascara that washes out with one shampoo. Be careful, you don't want to damage the goods. www.goaskalice.cQluwbig.edl FIND # 2 For the past few months I have been experiencing a problem with an eyelid spasm. It doesn't hurt but it is annoying as hell. Is this due to stress? Fatigue and stress can cause eyelid twitching. Fatigue and stress go hand in hand with sleep deprivation. As annoying as it is, think of the twitching as your body's way of saying "Calm Down and Get Some SLEEP!" I think, if it's not leaving, you should check with your doctor just to make sure terets isn't creeping up 011 you. www, goaskai ice.col umbia.edu' The resources listed under each "find" research the answers to these questions. Suggestions made are by those resources and are not the ideas of the writer who re-created the information for reading enjoyment. wwwxynosiire-publications.co.uk/ acataloa/Onli... www.eye-problems-and-disorders.com Send your Health and Body related questions to Emily Rasbornik at real757@yahoo.com. 90 on tt hi i air 1 :: Premed students aren't the only ones with the •H IS apply online at WWW. or stop by MOLN D131 and apply in person or call us at 262 - 595 - 2527 Donate your life-saving plasma & receive $20 TODAY* or $50 This Week!* ZLB Plasma Services 1601 Washington Avenue, Suite 200 Racine, WI53403 989-752-7373 • www.zlb.com *Fees and donation time may vary. *New donors only. sponsored by 1017FM wipz POTENTIAL to save lives. Maybe your pint of blood will save an emergency victim. Maybe a leukemia patient Or a premature baby. But first, you have to give. Please participate in campus blood drives. Or calf 1-877-BE-A-HERO to give blood now. THE BLOOD CENTER OF SOUTHEASTERN WISCONSIN Doing more good than you know. Page 7 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 By Aaron D. Zabler If you haven't heard about the "low carb diet" or "Atkins Diet" craze that has taken over the nation, you aren't breathing! It has become impossible to escape hearing about this new ideology that has now seeped its way into eateries across America. Countless restaurants have hopped onto the carbohydrate cutting bandwagon to hang on to customers who have purchased tickets for the ride. Subway, for example, has introduced.a new "Low Carb Wrap" so that customers can avoid th e "evil" carbohydrates that lie in their regular sandwich bread. So what's the deal with this new carbohydrate cutting excitement? Is it healthy? Is it worth trying? Before we delve into all that, let's get an idea of what these poor scapegoats are all about before we bluntly send them out of our life. Traditionally, carbohydrates have been classified into two main groups; Simple and Complex. Recent studies have developed a new system that classifies foods by measuring how far and how fast blood sugar levels rise after the c arbohydrate rich foods are consumed. They are then classified as highglycemic— which have a profound immediate impact on blood sugar levels, or iow-glycemic—which take a longer time to be absorbed and therefore have a less dramatic effect on blood sugar levels. High-glycemic foods include: potatoes, white bread, French fries and soft drinks. Whole fruits, whole wheat, brown rice, and whole grain cereals are typical Iow-glycemic foods. Why is this important? Diets consisting of mainly high-glycemic foods will cause your blood sugar to spike quickly and strongly, this effect has been linked to an increased risk for diabetes and heart disease. But before you run off and throw out all your bread, let's look at this closer. Caf^bhydrates, in proper amounts, are not "bad" for you. They are an essential part of the Body's processes. They are the immediate fuel resource that your body turns to when it needs energy. Carbohydrates easily convert to energy, where protein and fat—which are your bodies other fuel sources—take much longer to convert. The Atkins Diet promotes low carbohydrate consumption and advises people to replace the carbohydrates with protein and fats. The "Atkins Lifestyle Food Guide Pyramid" does a complete invert of the United States Agriculture Department's (USDA) "Food Guide Pyramid". They advise that food high in protein (poultry, beef, pork, etc.) should make up the largest portion of your diet a nd therefore places those foods at the base of the pyramid and positions carbohydrates at the very top. This implies that carbohydrates should be eaten in minimal amounts, whereas the USDA establishes carbohydrates as the foundation of a diet and places foods high in protein and fat closer to the top of the pyram id. The USDA claims on their website that they arrange the pyramid in this fashion because "most Americans diets are too high in fat, especially saturated fat . This mass of opposing information can be quite confusing. To help clear up someofthese things and obtain more information about those "evil" carbohydrates, I contacted Maria Macwilliams, Ph.D., a professor in the biology department. Dr. Macwilliams elaborated on the fact that high-glycemic foods are absorbed quickly into the body. She said not only can these foods have a substantial impact on your blood sugar, but because they are broken down quickly, the sensation of hunger w ill return sooner. Fiber, which is a Iow-glycemic carbohydrate, can not be completely absorbed by the body and therefore will ft 11 you up faster and can provide digestion benefits. "Most things in excess are bad for yon... Dr. Macwilliams explained that the new studies and Glycemic Indexhave •egun to question the USDA's carbohydrate suggestions. She stated the USDA imply lumps together all carbohydrates and does not explain that large amounts ,f high-glycemic carbs can be potentially harmful. Though she agrees with t is oncept, she does not completely agree with the Atkins Diet. They ai e rep acin& 5&2E£ 1IF1I n a.'".. &Y 8w>. WSk -vs scarwfis ^ SyVtJ The Atkins Lifestyle Food Guide Pyramid (below) is almost the exact opposite of the USDA Food Guide Pyramid (left). mm mm « mm *§ — mm ma.tft&MtfS&i gggjagggji m i . % m. *' I. : •Pjgg Is i ^ fefe m • pmm m§ gmmf mmm. f • »•*> >•« Pmwm ^ m. mt carbohydrates with foods high in saturated fats and proteins, she commented. We all know the risks of consuming large amounts of fat, but large amounts of protein can also be harmful. Dr. Macwilliams added that large amounts of protein can cause calcium loss in the body because the kidneys use calcium to help break down protein. She continued that diets high in protein may not be a wise choice for someone with kidney problems or the elderly. Furthermore, she noted that there have not been any long term studies completed on the diet and therefore there is no knowledge of the effects it can have on the body. Short term studies have shown that those on low carb diets lose weight faster in the first few months than those on low calorie diets. But around a year the loss begins to taper off and those on the low-carb diets gain the weight back quickly once they are off the diet «Be careful with 'extreme diets'.-.be skeptical of any 'lose weight quick' schemes, and do your homework!" Dr. Macwilliams does not completely condone the Atkins Diet though. She feels that it has brought needed attention to the types and amounts of carbohydrates that should be consumed. In th e end, she said that the best way to diet is to "control calorie intake." Most things in excess are bad for you, which is why she suggests that people should be concerned about moderation and variety among foods and that they should include adequate exercise within their lives. Before you jump over and commit to the lazy-man's diet—Atkins claims that by eating less carbs you can lower your amounts of exercise—you might want to look at weight control' in light of economics; supply and demand. When the supply is greater than the demand—more calories are consumed than expended—a surplus occurs and added weight is a result. In contrast, when demand is greater than supply calorie expenditure overtakes the amount brought in a deficit results and weight loss occurs. Be careful with "extreme diets," as Dr. Macwilliams calls them, be skeptical of any "loose weight quick" schemes, and do your homework! It is only your life we are talking about here. www, hsph. harvard, edu/'nutritionsource/index, html www- pueblo, tfsa. qov/ci-t axt'food/food-vvramid www.atk.ins.cnm Page 8 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Ilniversi True Pool Hustler Conies to UW-Parkside By Michael Lui Jack White. The Clown Prince of Pocket Billiards, came to UW-Parkside for a pool tournament and to show off some of his amazing trick shots Monday. He has been on television, and is the only player ever to be invited to play at the White House. He was born in Newr York City and started to play pool at the age of 8. White's pool skills have earned him honorary degrees at colleges all over the country. He has earned his "Doctor of Poolology" from the University of Notre Dame, "Master of Billiard Science" from the University of Alabama, "Bachelor of Billiards" from Utah State University, and Ph.D. from Fort Hayes State Kansas College, and from the University of Georgia. While at UW-Parkside, he shot pool with some students for about an hour, and, for the other hour, he showed the crowd of about 40 students some great trick shots. While playing the students, he heckled them with countless hilarious pokes at how bad of pool players they were. During this time he told stories of his days hustling around the country. On top of being an incredibly charming person, White was also a slick talker and could get a person to believe anything he wanted them to. His accomplishments as a pool player are countless, and he was a joy for everyone here to be around. His high run in eight ball is 18 straight racks in Fayetteville, North Carolina. His high run in nine ball is 21 straight racks in Sanford, Florida. White's skills with a pool cue were unbelievable, but that wasn't what made the show so enjoyable. It was more about how he carried himself and put on a show. It's nice to watch a good pool player, but it's much more fun to watch a witty and intelligent pool player pick someone else apart. m Team Starts lp Season By Michael Lui The UW-Parkside baseball team played in Missouri on February 28 and 29. The team won three games and lost one. The games were all close, and the team showed a lot of good pitching throughout the weekend. The winning pitchers from the weekend were Brian Guyer, Matt Perdue, and Scott Campbell. Donny Leicht had a save in each of the first two games of the weekend. The pitchers for the Rangers only gave up six runs in the first three games of the weekend. Matt Anderson got his first start after undergoing Tommy John Surgery in the off season. He gave up two runs in five strong innings. The best hitters from the weekend were Kevin Powell, Justin Clarke, Andy Garmes, Jason Wenzel, and Adam Brechtl. The offense put up good numbers scoring 15 runs in four games. The men will be back in action March 5 through March 7, and their conference starts up at Befiarmine on March 13. St. Joseph's University: Perfect so Far By Craig Cantwell The St. Joseph's University Hawks Men's Basketball team defeated 30 point underdog St. Bonaventure at home to finish the regular season a perfect 27-0. Before leaving the game to a standing ovation. Senior Guard Jameer Nelson scored 25 points, leading the Hawks to a 16-0 conference record. The Hawks could face teams such as Temple, Dayton, or Rhode Island in the three game conference tournament. At that point, it would take tour straight wins to make it to the Final Four. The Hawks could potentially finish March Madness with a 36-0 record for the year. St. Joseph's is a relatively unknown University, comparable to Marquette University in tuition and student enrollment. (Marquette has approximately 3,000 more students, and their tuition is about $600 less per semester). The team's head coach is Phil Martelli. The last team to finish a season undefeated was the University of Las Vegas' Runnin' Rebels in 1991. They were led by future NBA All-Star Larry Johnson. One other team is also attempting to finish their regular season undefeated The Stanford Cardinals. In order to accomplish this feat, they would have to play such teams as Arizona and Oregon, making their journey slightly more difficult that St. Joseph's. Page 9 The Ranger News March 11,2004 Final Stanlnss •C ONFERENCE- i— OVERALLSTANDINGS W-L Pet PF V-l Pa ' P F fewis Southern truiianu Kentucky Wesleyan Indianapolis S1U Edwurdsvttie Saint Joseph's Northern Kentucky Quincy Bellarmine UM-St. 1-ouis UW-Purksule 16-4 15-5 J4-6 12-8 11-9 11-9 9-11 7-15 6 - / 4 5-/5 4-16 .800 .750 .700 .600 .550 .550 .450 .550 .300 .250 .200 78.7 84.4 82.8 80.2 67.7 78.8 76.9 67.4 74.3 70.8 69.8 67.9 72.3 74.5 77./ 67.8 80.9 80.2 69.9 83.3 81.8 76.0 22-5 22-5 19-7 19-8 16-11 15-12 16-14 11-16 9-18 9-18 8-19 8 / 5 .815 .731 .704 .593 .556 .533 .407 .333 .333 .296 79.4 86.7 85.0 82.0 69.4 80.9 78.5 67.0 74.5 72.7 70.1 March Baseball Schedule 66.7 703 74.1 77.0 65.2 80.9 78.3 68.0 82.4 773 73.9 Conference Final Standing -CON1ERENCE- —OVERALLPct PF Pet PF Quincy Bellarmine Indianapolis lewis Southern Indiana Northern Kentucky OW-Parkside S1U Edwardsville UM-St. Louis Saint Joseph's Kentucky Wesleyan 17-3 15-5 14-6 13-7 12-8 12-8 12-8 6-14 4-16 3-17 2-18 .850 .750 .700 .650 .600 .600 .600 .300 .200 .150 .100 72.4 79.0 66.4 70.9 77.9 66.5 63.5 61.8 56.3 65.5 59.4 57.7 69.2 61.8 66.8 70.7 64.3 61.4 67.5 69.6 76.3 74.4 24-4 21-7 21-7 16-12 20-8 17-10 15-12 11-17 7-20 6-20 5-22 .857 .750 .750 .57/ .714 .630 .556 393 .259 .23/ .185 74.0 80.2 70.2 73.0 78.9 677 63.2 63.5 56.0 70.6 61.8 56.6 70.2 61.0 . 70.1 69.5 63.2 62.4 66.6 69.5 74.5 74.0 Saturday 3-13-2004 @Bellarmine 12:00 p.m. Saturday 3-13-2004 @Betlarmine 2:00 p.m. Sunday 3-14-2004 @Bellarmine 12:00 p.m. Sunday 3-14-2004 @Bellarmine 2:00 p.m. Monday 3-15-2004 ©Central Missouri State (Grayson Stadium) 6:00 p.m. Tuesday 3-16-2004 © Armstrong Atlantic( Grayson Stadium) 6:00 p.m. Wednesday 3-17-2004 @Augusta State 11:00 a.m. Saturday 3-20-2004 ©Quincy 12:00 p.m. Saturday 3-20-2004 @ Quincy 2:00 p.m. Sunday 3-21-2004 @ Quincy 12:00 p.m. Sunday 3-21-2004 ©Quincy 2:00 p.m. Wednesday 3-24-2004 @Lewis University 12:00 p.m. Wednesday 3-24-2004 @Lewis University 2:00 p.m. Saturda 3-27- Southern Indiana 1:00 p.m. Saturday 3-27-2004 Southern Indiana 12:00 p.m. Sunday 3-28-2004 Southern Indiana 12:00 p.m. Sunday 3-28-2004 Southern Indiana 2:00 p.m. Wednesday 3-31-2004 ©St. Joseph's 12:00 p.m. Wednesday 3-31-2004 @St. Joseph 's 2:00 p.m. Page 10 Define the Scene: "Screamo" By: George "DRU" Drury The purpose of the "Define the Scene" eoiumn is to shed some light onto the buzzwords that are being tossed around by MTV, Rolling Stone, and many other media forum discussing the rising punk rock and indie music scene. This week's focus is on "Screamo." The Sonnd: The sound of screamo could probably be traced back to the origins of cmo, with the band Rites of Spring. They were one of the first to take the hardcore sound and add melodic vocals about emotional subjects, but the scene as a whole really didn't begin until years later. The screamo sound really consists of both screamed and sung vocals over the paradoxical quiet/loud dynamic of loud, distorted guitar lines playing off of mellow, melodic guitar lines. Many bands have adopted this style in the last few years, but its origins are derived from an unlikely place. The album that really defined the sound and took it to its greatest heights is actually a grunge masterpiece, and the genre's swansong, Nirvana's In Utero. Kurt Cobain's at times manic musical style is the blueprint from which the screamo boom of the last couple years was built. Even though the sound has its origins in the downfall of grunge its fans view it as a sub-genre of emo. It gets classified as such because it takes the diary entries of cmo and screams them to the listener, conveying emotions more vividly, painting a more colorful picture of the artist's inner turmoil. In 2002, the music industry turned to the indie rock scene, and more directly the screamo scene, as the remedy to the numetal problem that had been plaguing music since the fail of grunge. Though the interest surrounding the scene has died down, it still thrives in the underground. Suggested Listening: Nirvana - In Utero I Hate Myself - 10 Songs Thursday - Full Collapse Thrice - Identity Crisis Senses Fail - From the Depths of Dreams EP Glassjaw - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Interview With Slowreader By Katie Dylewski The point of my interviewing Rory Phillips of Slowreader wasn t to find out his favorite color, ideal woman, preferences, opinions, blah, blah, blah. Chances are pretty good that you've never even heard of his band - 1 don't blame you; had a friend not passed me a burned copy of the Slowreader LP 1 d be ignorant to their existence as well. Starting off with The Impossibles (heavily influenced by Weezer), the duo of Rory and Gabe introduced themselves as a force of musical/ lyrical genius. Besides that success, Rory's just another 27-year-old who goes to shows and shops for underwear with his mom at TJMaxx. The point wasn t to pick his brain and learn his deep dark secrets, because frankly, he could be the biggest *sshole in the world and 1 wou ldn t care. No, this is just my chance to tell the world (or just readers of The Ranger News), that you need to hear his second band, Slowreader. If you've ever been in love, fallen hard out of it, or simply put thought into the lyrics you're singing along to, then Slowreader is for you, my friend. Here's the jist, in Rory's own words: The sound: "Well, I think its pretty heavily Beatles and Beach Boys influenced music that mixes acoustic and electronic elements. We were definitely trying to sound more like the White Album than either/or, for what that's worth." The influences: "1 would compare it to Elliott Smith or Grandaddy - but ya know I'm in the band, so 1 lose perspective," The band: "Me and Gabe had been working on The impossibles for a while, and when we knew that was ending - Slowreader was just the next thing we wanted to do together. But as time went on, Gabe ended up wanting to move to L.A to start another band, so that's what he did." What is a Desert Island Album? It is the album that you would risk your life saving in a fire. They are albums that never get tiresome, even after that 78"' listen. They are the albums that you have to have if you were ever stranded on a desert island. Of course, you would also need some sort of listening device. Live At Innercity Amsterdam By Scott Stefan! The thought of being stranded on a desert island alone with nothing other than a listening device to converse with is kind < >f creepy, but considering the fact that I ju st so happen to have my favorite compact disc with me would be a little more reassuring that I will either die listening to my favorite tunes, or at least have something great to listen to in the meantime while I'm wailing 10 be saved. This album would hands down have to be DJ Tiesto's Five At Innercity Amsterdam. Without a doubt, this album takes you through multiple different psychological journeys while, at the same lime, makes you feel as if you are right there in Amsterdam listening to him live. The album is like one big mind-trip in which you arc given many different ifcocxfe to be a part of. Perfect for those long drives home at night or to a big city, but also great to just kick back and relax to escape the harsh reality of being on this damn island alone with nothing more than a CD player and an album, hoping Future albums: "We still talk about doing another record, but right now my heart is really more into production." (He's producing an LP for band 'Recover' at the moment.) Other projects: "I have a new rock band called the20gotol0." the2Ogotol0? "It's influenced heavily by bands from D.C. that I love, like 'Q not U' and *Frodus' -- 'Fugazi'. Kinda dark, but dancey, indie rock, which sounds incredibly boring but it's not bad, I promise. You know me. I like to keep them guessing." If you appreciate the softer side of rock, Slowreader is ideal for throwing on repeat for sleepless nights. You won't see these guys popping in and out of The Rave every couple of months; in fact, youil probably never get the chance to see them live. (Note: Rory did tell me that given he and Gabe had a few open days, he'd come up here for UW-Parkside show.) You won't see them on MTV, and youil need to do quite a bit of internet searching if you want a copy of this CD. A humble website, a few pieces of merchandise, and one beautiful album is all they have to offer. Pretty simply, it's a breath of fresh air amidst the dull crybaby rock albums so readily available these days. Rory doesn't expect you'll ever hear of them, but what does he know anyway. Watch for the interview with Ben Kweller, next issue, babv. Page 11 The Ranger News March T 1,2004 Movie Review: Broken Lizard's Club Dread By Jim Burzelic This slasher/comedy does what it sets out to do: parody the slasher horror movie genre. Unfortunately, this has already been done several times over by the Scary Movie Trilogy. That is not to say Club Dread is just a rehashing of the same pop-culture references. It makes fun of the genre, leaving the referential humor to its predecessors. But if you are expecting another. Super Troopers, Club Dread will probably disappoint. The time spent trying to create suspense around the murders doesn't seem to mix well with Broken Lizard's comedic style. This oii-and-water relationship ends up taking away from both the suspense and comedy, leaving the audience with half-hearted laughs and predictable scares. Club Dread isn't anything special. It is an average horror movie and an average comedy. It's fun if you really don't have any expectations for it, but a letdown if you are looking for a gut-buster. Movie Review: The Passion of the Christ By George Drury With all the controversy and hype surrounding Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, it was difficult to know what to expect as 1 approa ched the movie. I heard the warnings of gore and anti-Semetic feelings, and watched from my place in line as the people leaving the previous showing walked out with solemn, tear-streaked faces not saying a word to anyone. So I took my seat expecting the worst in terms of gore, but also a powerful portrayal of the foundation of the Christian faith. The movie documents the last 12 hours of Christ's life in a little over two hours. The dialogue is in Latin and Aramaic with English subtitles, but speech is kept to a minimum, with Gibson choosing to convey the message visually. The rumors of this movie being overly gory arc true, with the graphic violence getting to the point where as a viewer you are asking, begging, and sometimes praying for it to be brought to an end, but it doesn't, instead it continues. I feel that this overbearing violence serves to express the trials that Christ went through on his way to bringing believers their salvation. The movie uses flashbacks throughout to reiterate the idea that Christ became a mortal man in order to save the human race from their sins, and docs so best through the lightest moment in the movie when the audience is shown a scene of Him joking with his mother, Mary, about a tabic He was building. Also, while watching the movie, never once did I feel any hatred or animosity toward those of Jewish faith. As the movie ended, I was left with many mixed emotions. I liked the movie and would recommend it to anyone who is even remotely curious about it. The movie itself was masterfully done, staying true to the Gospels and painting a powerful picture of the death of Christ. But on the other hand, the subject material and the violent nature of the film arc horrendous, making the viewer cover their eyes and turn away from what s on the screen. Some of the people that I approached about their experience with this film spoke ol feelings of deep sadness and guilt upon leaving the theater. Others told me that they had required time alone to sort out everything speeding through both their hearts and minds. 1 think that this movie is definitely worth the price of admission, whether you arc a Christian or not. While f do n't believe that this movie will convert everybody that views it, I do believe that there will be those lor whom it has an awakening effect. i 2. 3. 4. 5. 7. 8 9. I 10. 11. 12. The Passion of The Christ... $51,392.365 Starsky & Hutch...$29.050,000 Hidalgo.. .519,600,000 50 First Dates... $7,700,000 : Twisted... $5,025,®$ Confessions of a Teenage' Drama Queen.. .$4,000,000 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King...$3,175,000: Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights.. .$2,850,000 Miracle... $2,600, 0<X) Monster... $2,250,318 Mystic River...$2,060,000 Barbershop 2: Back in Business...$1,750,000 www. \ahoofmodes.corn 2. Kanve West, The College Dropout Young Gunz, Tough Luv Evanescence. Fallen Kenny Chesney, When the Sun Goes Down Josh Groban. Closer OulKast, SpeakerboxxxtTl&f Love Below Twisla, Kamikaze Eamon, I Don't Want You Back Sheryf Cross-, The Very Best Of Shetyl Crow 11. Maroon 5, Songs Abend Jane ' 12. Triiiviie/Iii Scrappy, Tl of Crunk p. wwvy.biHhourd.com \ . 8. 10. Did Yon Know... By Emily Rasbornik You think you've seen a lot of Justin? Well get ready to see more. Justin Timbcrlakc has finally decided on his first feature role in a new crime drama called Edison. He will play Joshua Pollack, a fresh-out-of-college kid who gels his start by interning at a big-city newspaper. Timbcrlakc's character stumbles upon a very big story- about corruption in high places in the city government. He ends up in serious jeopardy. Not knowing what to do, he turns to owner of the w eekly publication, played by Morgan Freeman. Other stars in the film include Kevin Spaccy and LL Cool J. For the past couple weeks Justin has been tagging along his new mentor, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Bob Porteifield who works for the Associated Press. The film begins production in Vancouver on March 13. www.MTV.com www.junkfoodnews.com Page 12 The Ranger News March 11,2004 By Emily Rasbornik 1 regret going over to my ex boy when getting through a problem. If you can't admit your regrets how can you grieve and then heal from a broken heart, a death, or anything? To grieve is to know your regrets. Acknowledging your regrets is being able to humble yourself enough to learn from your mistakes. Don't let pride get in the way ~ 0 O - v - • — friends house and seeing a random thong of learning. T am kind of glad I went over hanging from his door knob. Oh yeah big to my ex's house because T saw what he is mistake. choosing to do with his life and although it Ever since graduating high school was totally gross, it showed me something, the phrase "no regrets" seems to be the thing But just because good can come from bad to say or to attempt to do. How can 1 not doesn 't mean the bad circumstance was a have regrets? And why is regretting so bad? good thing. I was mad, upset, and regretful Everyone says "Should have, could have, if I for going over there, but because I was able only had done that, and wish I would have. to realize I was hurt, 1 am was able grieve I look at having regrets as being able to learn and grow as an individual. Regret ^ v |9| seems to be the first tiling you go through it (didn't take that long...I think I cried for like 15 minutes) and then moved on to less sleazy people. I think that wisdom clarifies regret. We don't have to keep regretting we can move on and let the past be the past, but how can we do that without going through it? If you skip the regret, how will you be able to fully move on with life? Let your regrets be regrets. Can't regret, can't learn, can't grieve, can't heal. It may not be popular to say, but 1 have had regrets. flfefH We love feedback! E-mail Emily Rasbornik at real757@yahoo.com or Henry Gaskins at uw_paperboy@yahoo.com. xm The Art of the Regret By Henry Gaskins After talking to a couple different people about regret, it seemed like the easy answer on the subject was that it was pointless. Obviously, there is not a way to transform events that have already occurred or to make different choices on decisions made previously in life. The general consensus was that we can only move forward, so we shouldn't waste time thinking about the past. But, trying to be objective, I decided to not necessarily believe the idea that regret is a complete waste of time. I don't think regret, as an idea, ever really had a fair chance. Regret is something a person can't like, because if they like what happened, they wouldn't regret it. But that doesn't necessarily make it a bad, useless thing. There are various aspects, causes, and uses of regret. There are plenty of things 1 personally regret. I regret not making it to see Bob Dylan when he was at the Eagle's Ballroom recently. I regret most of the fights I've ever been part of. And, as with most people, there are things T regret in some of my previous relationships. The idea of drowning in sorrows does seem a like waste of time. But the principle thought I came up with didn't have to do with trying to change the past. It was based on learning from mistakes. It is true that a person can only move toward the future, but that doesn't mean he or she can't look back and examine the past. Regretting can help a person to know him or herself, to understand his or her faults, and to make wiser decisions throughout life. Learning knowledge, especially about a person's self, is never a bad thing. In fact, it is great to be able to expose oneself to who he or she really is, and really wants to be. I think the hardest type of regret comes from the result of being inactive, because it is something that really takes work to change. The work is relatively easy, because all it takes is being proactive. But the hard part is getting started on being proactive - the initial break of it. 1 have found most regretful the missed opportunities and the effortless moments that pass in life. It is those times when I don't try, don't push myself, or give up too easily. I sh ould have done more homework in my math class, I should have started working out three months ago, and I should have talked to that one girl last semester more. These are all correctable if the subject (in this case myself) can get through the initial thought of doing them rather than postponing the ideas and remaining inactive. As far as reflecting on the past, I say do it, and know what you regret. It may help in shaping your future. Next time, I'm going to get those Dylan tickets. Page 13 The Ranger News March 11,2004 What are you looking for in a " Someone who will unite our country rather than divide it." August Wagner- Richardson, 21, senior, sociology major ecSomeone who is ?wr sophomore, undecided 'A candidate interested in education." Lindsey Suda, 2 /, junior, communication major " A good business : business major "Honesty - willing to look at the middle class." Olivia Davis, 24.. sophomore, sociology major Secrets to Jff- Successfully ?.y Motivating *r Others with Vikki Prochaska VfP L EADERSHI P SERI E S Once you understand how your communication affects others you can begin to master the principle that "one cannot motivate others—one can only create an environment in which others motivate themselves." Friday, April 2 Noon, Union 106 Sponsored by Student Activities www.uwp.edu, keyword: student activites The Umrcriity of Wisconsin- r aifeide provides services lof palrom with newk Mease contact the Parkstde Student Center for listener, OSJ) mEVER Waoaio£fr 4?^^. ftLLTHE FOfif(s ARE for Etiquette Dinner w/ ANGELA KONKLE, Director, Catering Services Have you ever been to dinner, and looked around at other people to see what fork to use? Wonder NO MORE! Sign up and come in and learn the tricks of trade. After this session you will never be confused again. Wednesday, April 14th 4:00pm, Union 106 Reservations Required Contact 595-2278 or Union 209 Sponsored by Student Activities www.uwp.edu, keyword: student activites ft* Unhm*y o< WhcoMln- Parfald. provides sersfces fcr oeecs. rtease cotect the Mrtside Student Centre far listener. patrons with special ^ MCT.CZtSSW-Z345. J Page 14 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Style Jackets Jackets and more Jackets By Emily Rasbornik Gucci, Fendi, Ralph Lauren, D&G, Versace, Kenneth Cole, DKNY, and Marc Jacobs share a common thread this year-jackets, jackets, and more jackets. Not jackets you simply wear to and from the car, but suite coat jackets you wear all day long. In all colors, lengths, and materials. Jackets with scarfs, dresses, jeans, shorts, skirts, and even jackets with swim suites. Jackets with patterns and belts. This definite new trend seems to be a versatile article to purchase because it will go with anything and everything. Jackets here Jackets there. Get a Jacket and wear it everywhere. Jackets in the office. Jackets cleaning the faucets. Jackets running errands. Jackets meeting parents. Jackets in class. Jackets going to mass. Jackets with your swim suit. Jackets in some boots. Jackets in a solid and you'll look like a model. Jackets short and long. Jackets until dawn. www.style.cam/Jashionshows You know you're dying to color tfftclwmafie scene toatotos toe (ovtiv tote wtetet, and why wouWn'i you? BeUdauhe teet fhol cotojing is ton. it* it your chance lo WIN Tiaces ** Spotless Mirto'l Aclress Koto Wtotlef fTilariC) te already being considered to 'lest Actress', in next year's ©scars to !L5tSy0' - "Clementine"to this VoniflaSky-etqueflm. So goon. CQtor tter to, give tow Wue he* and tattoos if you'd toe. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Coming To Theaters March 19,2004 Women's History Month Coloring Contest Page 15 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory Written By Bill J. Turner Edited By Tess Tobon Chapter III of VI Malcolm knew that to capture a snake this size so far from his native habitat would certainly produce a great amount of publicity and notoriety, enhancing his credentials for entry into one of the top schools specializing in herpetology. He had always wanted to be a herpetologist, as long as he could remember. No, here he was, facing a big Black Mamba, alone. Would he be famous - or dead? Then, in that flashback, he could feel the headless body of that rattlesnake, coiling around his arm and beating its tail against his shoulder. He had imagined that the tail was the head. It was dreadful. Now, his dilemma was whether to place the head of the Mamba in first, or to wrestle the tail and body in first. He realized that he would probably lose control ofL the head as he was trying to muscle the tail and body into the bag. He must have full control of the head as he eases it into the backpack. He thinks to himself, "How do I control the head? Look around for something to cover the head as it goes into the pack? No, that won't work." Malcolm realizes that he must use both hands to control the head and work it into the pack, holding that fearful mouth shut. "O.K., let's get this snake show on the road," he says to himself. Grasp the Mamba's head, be strong, get a grip, tight, ease the bike back, maybe an inch, squeeze the head, hold that mouth shut, release the teeth from the spokes, oh no, don't let it slip - SQEEZE. O.K. clear the spokes and hold tight. Now another hard part, that of forcing the head into the opening that is about as large as a man's fist. He could have a larger opening, but was concerned about the possibility of the snake's ability to turn quickly and start to come out before he could get the body stuffed into the bag. Yes! The head is in. Now, start to force the writhing, thrashing body of this Mamba into this backpack. Muscle it in. The adrenaline continued to course through his body. He had the strength, now, use it effectively and efficiently. Keep pushing it in, keep it going. Will the bag hold all nine feet of this beast? This is no circus act, but it looks as if you're getting it done. You are winning the battle. The snake is almost in the backpack, just a few feet to go, the tail is weaker. It will go in without much of a problem. YES, yes, it is in! Oh boy, oh man, God damn! Make sure the pack is zipped up tight. Oh man, don't come down yet. There's still a long way to go. This is a six-part, serialized short story. Stay tuned throughout the semester for the continuation of Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory. The Horoscopes (for Women's History Moelth By Katie Katie (he Horoscope Lady Which Classic TY Female Character Are You? Aquarius Aunt Bee, caretaker to Andy & Opie on The Griffith Show. You excel in the skills necessary to fun a modern 1960s household. Fantastic job. Scorpio Edith Bunker, mother and wife on All In The F, You have a very lovely singing voice you're a bit of a dingbat, but very sweet a same. • Gemini Darlene, tombq Nfl s ?epy as tonne. You're endjvoice for thai that, at least vou afen't as Capricorn Janet, brunette roommate from Three's Well, who wants to be Janet right? Tjf funny "Jack", the boys like hot "Chrissv" and you — well you're the sorta weird one who is just kinda; there. Hmm. Sagittarius Lily Munster, wife and mother "ve& dark andmyster ious ot, ely below the s%rfaee./-.-CTl your |ndy6u'|^ set. ^ ^ ^ .Libra I •• M . I Sj&tafe«£L mooter and wife on You come off like a sweet old mom. but u . . you've gained enough respect and authority Jan Brady, middle child on The Brady Bur,ch. W . are quite awkward and long to be as cool as everyone else. No worries - being the black sheep isn't so bad- Samantha. from Bewitched. Downside is. your significant other is a bit of a dum-dum -- and isn't very tolerant of your antics. You do, however, possess witchcraft powers. So with a wiggle of your nose, you can do anything you want, including shrinking this other person into a small mammal or magically transport them to a third world country. Win-win is :very situation for you. Corner Cindy, youngest sister from The Brady Bunch. You have characteristics that made you cute as a child, but now that >%fre older, you just creep everyone out. I that you peaked at age 6, and it's all ill from there. 'ary Tyler Moore. Just like the theme can turn the world on with your smile, watched the show, but Weezer has a her name - so "hey hey," can't go , Ethef#fertz, neighbor/friend on / Love Lucy. You are the unsung hero, the co-star. You've accepted the fact that your friends are much younger than you, but you still go along on their silly adventures - steering clear of the spotlight. Ethel Mertz, first class badass, indeed. Page 16 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 I'U qualify ! won't Don't guess whether you qualify for the EITC. Know. There's a to! to know about qualifying for the Earned income Tax Credit (EITC). You nee d io work and earn lass than $34692 if you have children, they must meet three qualifying t ests. And that's iust to name a few. But the most important thing to know is you can get hetp figuring it alt out. Visa us on the web. cat! ! 8O0-TAX-1C4O or ask your ta* preparer When il c omes to getting hetp claiming everything you honesity deserve, consider it done. 1.800.TAX.104G Internal Revenue Service www.irs.gw/eilc TRANSITIONING YOUR ORGANIZATION FOR ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL YEAR Friday, March 26 • 12-1 PM * U nion 106 n ». • •»' ;f •. I r • Make sure your organization has another successful year. Attend transition training for both outgoing and potential incoming officers. % 4/nS M | ^ m . A yt i w jLi mm- Sponsored by Student Activities www.uwp.edu, keyword: student activities I The Urrivmity of VVwcomm- Parkwde provides services for pafrora with special need*. Please contact tbe Parkside Student Center for assistance, (2&2> 595-2345. A w opew letter" to- the/ xtuxlenti/ at UW-parkttde/: Have you had an instructor at Parkside who changed your life? Or opened your eyes? Or seemed to give you a world transformed? One who engaged you, challenged you, supported you, or set you on fire? Or one whose quiet persistence or steady patience or demanding standards helped you grasp a once difficult subject? Whatever the nature of his or her excellence, if you've ever thought of a professor with gratitude, if you've appreciated a teacher's enthusiasm or hard work, and if you've wondered how you could repay someone who has given you so much, please take a few minutes to nominate your outstanding instructor for the 2003-04 Stella Gray Teaching Award. Forms are all over campus. Your remarks may be brief, and you needn't sign your name. A single nomination is enough to bring an instructor under consideration, and only students may nominate. Even if your professor doesn't win, he or she will learn of the nomination (which becomes part of the instructor's personnel record), and be very glad. And if he or she should win, the joy will last a lifetime. Please take a moment to recognize an instructor who has made a difference. Warm a teacher's heart today! Sincerely yours, Carole Vopat Professor of English Teaching Excellence Award 1972, 1992,2001 Regents' Teaching Excellence Award, 2003 Editor's Note: A Stella Gray Teaching Award nomination form can be found on the last page of this newspaper. Nominations are due by April 2, Ballot boxes to turn in nominations are located in the Advising Center, the Library Circulation Desk, the Ranger Card Office, the Reception Desk in Ranger Hall/University Apartments, and the Visiting Center in the SAC. Previous UW-Parkside Student Organizes bell hooks Lecture By Tracy Medek Megan Feifer was the chief organizer of last month's speech by bell hooks at UW-MiJwaukee. Her work with UWMilwaukee's Women's Resource Center showcases her leadership and dedication, much of which was cultivated here at UWParkside. Feifer says that she still draws from her experience at UW-Parkside, and particularly from her work at the Womyn's Center. "It helped me to realize how much can be done with a small amount of resources, critical minds, and a whole lot of activist energy. Feifer was excited to be able to share hook's message with th e students and faculty of UW-Parkside. "She has this brilliant mind that is always thinking, questioning, and challenging. 1 think people will take away with them a clear definition of feminist activism and cultural criticism, and a new favorite theorist whose works they will be obsessed with!" Page 17 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 Services Alpha Center ~ Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262)637-8323 For Sale 1998 Dodge Intrepid. Excellent condition, reliable as hell, and only 80,000 miles! Call Elton, (262) 488-1922 1991 Honda Prelude, red, $2,500. Call Dana, 262-770-2231 Things1}* Do @ tll6 U To run a Classified ad... simply give us money! 25 cents a word or 30 words for $3. Contact us at 595-2287 or by e-mail at RangerAds_uwp@yahoo.com. oman's History Month El? ,ar. H L atino Rim Festival,Umort ~ :.ert> 7.30 p.m.. Com Arts Theater [an 12: UW- Parkside Mus.c DepLB( Recreation Fields |.,r 12-14: NARCON rocket launching events, bo g Iar 13: Chili Cook off, noon. Main Place « i - . c « « « . « « • - =- * — T B A /Iar. 25: "Take back the vote a pro A Past. Union Cinema Theater /Iar. 25-28: Foreign Film: W 7;30 p m„ Com. Arts Theater dar. 26: Concert: A ison ro Molinaro 107, Irce vlar. 26: Biological fences C^oqmu^ ^ ^ uW.parksjde Library yiar. 26: Gender. Race and g & uW.Parkside Dining Hall Arts Theater :,v. ; " ' - ' ' z. r. 29: UW-1 tr. 31: Noon Concert: U.S. ur 31: Lecture: ~ r, free noon, location T BA, free . .. Si " * ,L . I r.. . ..*! > V: Page 18 The Ranger News Marcn 11, zuw Freshman and Senior Students: Improve UW-Parkside with NSSE By Josh Langer E-mails from Chancellor Jack Keating are being sent this semester to all UW-Parkside students who had freshman or senior standing in Fall 3003. The e-mail invites the freshman or senior to fill out the National Survey of Student Engagement (NSSE - pronounced "neassy"). NSSE is also known as The College Student Report. Nationwide, about 400 universities participate in the survey. This survey's goal is to improve education by giving internal feedback to the faculty, according to Dr. William Blanchard, UW-Parkside's Director of Institutional Research. "NSSE helps the administration better understand the learning process. The NSSE attempts to gauge the amount of activities students are engaged in inside and outside of class," Blanchard said. The questions on the NSSE survey are designed to generate discussion on what areas of a university's academic program are working, and what areas need improvement, said Blanchard. When observing the students' responses, the administrators keep in mind that freshmen students have expectations for U W-Parkside and senior students have experience here at UW-Parkside. The difference between the two poles allows UW-Parkside administrators to pinpoint areas of policy that need to be addressed. This gap also helps the administration track how well academic policies are working, on a gradual scale. It is an ongoing process, and can always improve. The more students that reply to NSSE, the more accurate will be the administration's snapshot of the student body's satisfaction with UW-Parkside, all in all. Filling out the NSSE survey is a valuable service to yourself and the UWParkside community. "It's not about ranking schools," Blanchard said. "It's about providing information to better understand the whole learning process. With students' appreciated help, we are much better able to think about ways of improving the way we go about teaching." Freshmen and Seniors Can We Have Your Final • UW-Parkside and Indiana University are teaming up and surveying colleges freshmen and seniors from across the country. • Your answers will provide valuable information about how students spend their time and what is gained from attending UW-Parkside. • The Survey takes about 15 minutes to complete. • Go to your UW-P email account and look for "Parkside wants your feedback" from Chancellor Keating. Go to UWaccount and fill Page 19 The Ranger News March 11, 2004 2 11-04 Patience...your time will come ; t soon. Ranger Hall. 2:50 am. Citations •were issued for underage drinking and disorderly conduct. 2-12-04 Finally Nabbed. University Apartments. 2:00 p.m.. A student was taken in to custody because of an arrest war- 2-12-04 Why would you want used plates? Union Parking Lot. 4:35 p.m.. A student reported a license plate removed from his vehicle. 2-12-04 Party Hardy. Ranger Hall. 9:49 p.m„ Several citations were issued for under age 2-12- Takers. Ranger Hall. 8:20 p.m.. Citations were issued lor possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of marijuana. 2-16-04 "Because ! got high..." University Apartments. 11:38 p.m.,Citations were issued for possession of marijuana. Resisting,'' obstructing an officer, and lire rial. 2-16-04 Hope no one got in. MOLN. 11:59 p.m.. Officers noticed doors in the complex were tampered with. 2-17-04 Keep your hands to yourself. Ranger Hall. 10:11 am.A student reported damage to items. 2-17-04 Someone was bored. Outer Loop Rd/ CTH JR. 5:56 p.m..A citation was issued to a driver for failure to fasten seatbeit. 2-17-04 An hour later and still bored. Outer Loop Rd/CTH JR. 6:58 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to fasten sea tlx;! t. 2-17-04 Get the oxygen tank. MOLN. 3:07 p.m.. Kenosha Sheriff's Dept. requested officers assist Kenosha Fire Department for a student having an asthma attack. 2-18-04 Then why were they called? SAC. 8:33 p.m..Offiicers were dispatched to the SAC for a shoulder injury. Medical assistance was refused. 2-18-04 Roll'n. Outer Loop Rd/CTH JR. 10:17 2-21- p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. 2-19-04 Waste of their money. University Apartments. 12:13 am. Citations were issued for possession/use of marijuana and resisting/obstructing an officer. 2-19-04 Lead Foot. Outer Loop Road. 8:01 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 46mph in a 25mph zone. without consent, e.jjjj. j|j •. 2-20-04 Some kind of fraud. CART Parking Lot. 11:55 am. A citation was issued to a driver for fraudulent/misuse of disabled placard. 2-20-04 Come or#Get walking. Union Circle. 9:00 am. A citation was issued to a driver an 2-20-04 Slow down speed racer. Hwy E/30th j Avenue. 10:08 p.m.. A citation was | . - > issued to a driver for driving too fast for conditions.,' y4 V , j§4 At least they wore their seatbeltet STH 31/CTH E. 12:19 ant. Citations were issued to a driver for (>perai ing a Vehicle While Intoxicated - 5th Offense, Operating After Revocation - 6th Offense, Criminal Damage to Property, Resisting Arrest. Disorderly Conducf Open Intoxicants in a Motor Vehicle. Possession of Marijuana, . " ' •; . • • , : • ; : Crossing a Divided Highway Illegally and Driving Too Fast for Conditions. Subject was taken to 2-19-04 Damn black ice. Union Parking Lot. 12:41 p.m.. Officers were dispatched to the Union Parking Lot for a report of a two vehicles colliding. No injuries. 2-20-04 Not enough Quarters. Visitor's Parking Lot 8:32 am. A citation was issued to a driver for illegally parking 2-21-04 at an expired meter. After checking the parking history of this vehicle, it was found to be a chronic offender. Vehicle was towed. 2-21 -04 lead Foot, CTH E/CTH JR. 4:38 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for 1 traveling 60mph in a 45mph zone. 2-21-04 Medical Assist. Main Place. 5:00pm. Kenosha Fire Dept. and officers | responded to Main Place where a visitor collapsed due to a diabetic attack. Bad IDea. Outer-loop Road. 10:57 p.m. Citations were issued for Underage drinking and ID Card Violation. 2-20-04 Laziness. Union Circle. 8:56 am. A citation was issued to a motorist parked in a handicap stall without a proper permit. 2-20-04 More Laziness. Union Circle. 9:12 am. A citation was issued to a driver for displaying an invalid handicap permit. 2-20-04 Next time have consent. Unknown. 11:39 am. A student reported to the Police Department that her v ehicle w as damaged 2-22-04 A couple more years, young adults. Ranger HaH. 1:36 am Citations were issued for Underage Drinking. 2-22-04 Fall'n and can't get up. CART. 3:43 p.m.. Officers were dispatched to CommArts for a report of a female that had fallen down some stairs. Rescue was called and female was transported to Kenosha Hospital. 2-22-04 Roll'n. CTH E/HWY 31. 5:39 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for Failure to Stop/Improper Stop at a Stop Sign. Nominate your Teacher for the 2003-2004 SteCCa (gray Teaching ExceCCence The Committee on Teaching & Learning is soliciting nominations for this year's Stella Gray Teaching Excellence Award. All continuing full-time members of the faculty and teaching academic staff who have taught at UW-Parfeskfe for at least five years are eligible to receive this award. Recipients of the award for the last seven years are not eligible. They are Christine Christie, Norman Cloutier, Doug DeVinny, Laura Gellatt, Peggy lames, lames Kinchen, Julie King, Judy Logsdon, Carl Lindner, Penny Lyter, JartePinnow, Jonathon Sbailor, Carole Vopat, and Annette Wiesner. Name of Faculty/Teaching Academic Staff member you wish to nominate: Reason for nomination: Send nominations to Kim Brudny, University Governance, Molinaro D135 or email brudnyOuwp.edu The nomination deadline is April 2,2004. Vou may also submit nominctions in the ballot box located in the Advising Center, Library Circulation Desh, Ranger Card Office, Reception desh in Ranger Hall / University Apartments, or the Visiting Center in the SAC W Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 34, issue 11, March 11, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Pg. 13 Exposing the Sexes Pg. 14 Classifieds Pg. 18 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 18 Police Beat Pg. 19 SPECIAL FROM THE RANGER NEWS DIVERSITY: BLACK HISTORY MONTH UW-Parkside students meet Author bell hooks Page 5 Sacred Circle sponsors Pow Wow on February 21 Page 3 Did you sign the bed? Page 4 Comments? Concerns? Questions? Story Ideas? Email us! therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com Date: Feb. 29, 2004 btudto: Hey Parkside, This past week, I reaiized what "crunch time" m anything you do that is the hardest. I'll use the sit-up a sit-up, that part about ha lfway, when you really have complete the exercise, is the crunch time. Crunch time for The Ranger News happens abou four or five days, our staff works around the clock to i completed on time. The student body here is right in the middle of crunch time. Spring break is coming yc IS. It is all okyour muscle sure the newspaper is a week-lonq break, and come back to school ready to semester. Trust me, UWP, a sit-up is much more new to make it all the way. up fast, so push yourself until then, rake Staff Member of the Issue From now on, The Ranger News will recognize one staff member per issue who stands out, taking his or her responsibilities at the newspaper seriously. This issue, meet our news editor, Joshua Langer. Ever since Josh was hired as an intern for his position here earlier this semester, he has been on point, routinely stopping in the newspaper office with story ideas, asking for advice, contacting appropriate University personnel for necessary information, attending UW-Parkside events, and carrying a microcassette recorder wherever he goes in case a breaking story 5 pops up right in front of h im. He has held interviews with members of Parkside Student Government Association leaders, as well as contacting UW-Parkside administration officials such as Assistant Vice Chancellor Lenny Klaver and Director of Public Relations Dave Buchanan for correct information. His ambition has made him stand out at the newspaper office, and he has proven his worthiness to be our first "staff member of the issue." As the news editor, Josh writes the news briefs on page three in every issue, along with several feature articles normally found on pages four and five. When he is not writing for the newspaper, he is keeping busy with his 15-credit academic schedule, and works as a full time employee for an area factory. Josh is a senior here at UW-Parkside, majoring in English with a concentration in writing, and heading toward a May graduation. Great job, Josh! Keep up the good work!!! The Ranger News Staff EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY D. GASKINS ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFAN I A&E DIRECTOR EMILY RASBO RNIK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL LUI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHIC DESIGNER MATT GONYA ART DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ ADVERTISING MANAGER CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTERS RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE D YLEWSKI AARON D . ZABLER JIM BURZELIC ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UVV-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend! Wyllic D-139C Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Dear Ranger Growl, This is a reply to the Careful Treader" complaint. A groundskeeper at UW-Parkside has over four miles of sidewalk to plow when it snows, plus all the parking lots, campus roads, entryways and snow clean up around campus. There are normally six people to clean everything. There isn't the manpower to put a person at every 10 feet of sidewalk to shovel snow by hand. Least we forget what a Wisconsin winter is really like? The groundspeople deserve kudos, not criticism. —A Gro undsbacker So let's say (hypothetically of course) that you are on a new health kick and have decided to work on running more. Since the weather has been a bit ungodly, you head over to the Frank Petretti Fieldhouse after class (roughly 3 p.m.), only to find that it is closed to students (who pay to use this facility through tuition) from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. so that various sports teams can practice. Are you telling me that the sports teams are so important here that they can't share a huge facility. Guess I'll just sleep after class; wake me when we become a D1 school. - Getting Fatter Got a complaint? E-mail it to us (therangernevvs„uwp#\ ahcx>. j com) with the subject "Ranger Growl" and we'll choose the best ones to print. Including your name is optional. Please make all submissions 100 words or less. We Want It Ri ght The Ranger News strives for accuracy. If you notice something wrongin the newspaper, e-mail usattherangernews_uwp@yahoo. com and we'll make a note of it in our next issue. In last issue's Health andBody\ "aids' have been capitalized, because it was meant to be the acronym standing for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. UW-Parkside - News Briefs Rainbow Alliance Poster Vandalized Sometime late in the week of February 9, an unknown party defaced a flier advertising meetings for Rainbow Alliance, the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) campus organization. The perpetrator or perpetrators scratched out the word "Rainbow" on the flier, and wrote "Low-life." Also written were the phrases "Degenerates" and "Immoral Sickos." In addition to this act, several of the organization's fliers were reported missing from the Communication Arts building. Rainbow Alliance will continue to advertise their meetings, which are open to all UW-Parkside students. See page 17 for more on the story. 2nd Annual Pow Wow Cherokee, Chippewa, Ho-Chunk, Menominee, Meskwaki, Oglala Lakota, Ojibway, Woodland, and representatives of otiher Native American tribes congregated in Main Place here for the second annual "Honoring the Children" Traditional and Educational Pow Wow. An estimated 600 people from Wisconsin and other states were in attendance as participants, vendors, and spectators of the traditional dance, drumming, speaking, and storytelling. UW-Parkside Sacred Circle sponsored the event. Patriot Act Forum Roughly 20 students, staff, and faculty came together in an informal meeting on February 16 to discuss the highly controversial Patriot Act, which gives the government the right to strip citizens and non-citizens of some of their fundamental constitutional rights if they can be labeled a "terrorist." A more formalized forum on the Patriot Act is scheduled for Monday, March 8 from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. in Main Place. Special guests will include a constitutional lawyer, a political science reference librarian, UW-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating, and, unconfirmed at press time, a spokesperson for the FBI. Students OK Union Renovation Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) approved a $24 million renovation and expansion proposal included in the annual SUFAC proposal. To accommodate the project, SUFAC fees would increase $448 over the next four years. Student would see an increase of $100 per year for die next two years then jump to $125 each year for die next two years after that. Current fees are about $572. With the expansion costs, the fees total would push UW-Parkside near the top of the Wisconsin fee scale. Students at the UW-Green Bay campus pay $1,154 in fees, largely in part of renovation projects and new construction on campus. The Ranger News February 29, 2004 United Council Recruits Allies at UWParkside By Josh Langer On Monday, February 9, United Council President Jeff Peril and Multicultural Issues Director Jennifer Epps interfaced with The Ranger News staff on a variety of issues. United Council of UW Students is Wisconsin's state student association, founded in 1960. Representing 145,000 students on 24 of the 26 UW-System campuses, United Council is a student-operated organization committed to enhancing the quality of student life and higher education. "The $1.35 fee every UW-Parkside student pays each semester is not mainly used to fund our lobbying efforts in the state capitol," said Epps. "That money is used for us to make materials like this brochure, go around the state, and inform students, and then empower students to do that organizing on their own behalf." The $1.35 fee is also refundable to any student who does not wish to support United Council. Issues currently on United Councils's agenda include more representation on the UW Board of Regents, which oversees the entire UW-system, and better financial aid packages for poorer students. "We're seeing a significant drop-out in the poorest section of students applying to school because the cost of a higher education is growing so much higher than the available financial aid," saidPertl. The root cause of these trends is difficult to pin. Pertl explained, "Twenty years ago, financial aid was 70% grants and 30% loans; and now, it's 30% grants and 70% loans. It means your average debt burden is much, much higher than it used to be." "The bottom line is we support 'need-based financial aid' being based only on need. Any other criteria: drugs or criminal record, merit, or marriage, whatever it is, need-based financial aid is about need." Currently, the Wisconsin budget is in a crisis, and the UW-system is among the hardest hit of all state programs. So although last year, the available financial aid increased by 53%, owing to some unprecedented methods in appropriating that money, it is doubtful that there should be anything but a decrease from the record $80 million in need-based financial aid Gov. Doyle set on the table for 2003-2004. If you are interested in learning these processes —this is real-world finance—talk to any of your representatives in Parkside Student Government Association. The United Council's annual conference, called "Building Unity" this year, is March 5-7 in Milwaukee. As of press time, more UW-Parkside delegates would be welcome. Did You Sign the Bed? "If this is a place you'd like to be, go ahead and sign on me." A sign containing these words sat strategically next to a bed this past week in Main Place. This bed was part of a program planned by the Peer Health Educators called Love Carefully. The sign was not mean to trick anyone, but instead to demonstrate a point about how careless some individuals are with their sexual partners. A marker was left out for the students to sign with. This marker, in theory, could symbolically represent one of the 20 plus sexually transmitted diseases that exist today. The later in the week someone signed the bed, the greater the risk they had of contracting a disease. The question the Peer Health Educators are posing to you is this: How well do you know your sexual partner? All too often people do not realize that when they sleep with someone, they are not only sleeping with them, but everyone whom they have slept with and everyone who their partners have slept with...and that could go on forever. It was actually calculated that if a person sleeps with two people in a year, and they each slept with two people, etc., the original person would have slept with 512 people that year. As Peer Health Educators and fellow students, we encourage you to get to know your partner and to be safe. You cannot always tell if someone has a sexually transmitted disease, and in some cases, you're gambling with your life. Before you jump into bed with someone, make sure that you know who else is along for the ride. For more information on sexually transmitted diseases and testing options, you can contact the Student Health and Counseling Center at ext. 2366. The Segregated Fee. Part II; Changes for the Future By: Josh Langer and Todd Drangstveit The process for budgeting funds for the organizations, clubs, and departments accessible to UW-Parkside students started the previous fiscal year. Students of the UW-system have a high level of control over student fees through each school's Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC). UW-Parkside's SUFAC, in negotiations that started in October, changed its structure for allocating money to student organizations, with the hopes to raise the accountability of the organizations and offer them greater flexibility for programming large events. In the past, student organizations could request unlimited amounts for their budgets, but this year SUFAC has capped that amount at $20,000. Depending on the type of organization, different stipend caps are in place. Some of the factors SUFAC takes into account when granting budget requests for each student organization are the quality of the organization's past events, the content of those events, and the overall value that the organization adds to the student body. With this transition, the segregated fee total allocation for next year was cut by a total of $237,000, before the addition of a few new services offered to the students. The first new function is the contingency pool, which was funded with $75,500. This pool is accessible to all the student organizations looking to sponsor an event that is not in their planned budget, and also serves all students. These organizations are encouraged to work together to improve the quality of the large-scale events on campus. With this new addition to the students, the possibility of bringing in high-profile speakers increases as well as the chance of bringing in big name music acts such as Dave Matthews Band. The second new function is the Parking and Transportation Fee. Each year students pay $21,000 to fund students' access to the Racine Bus in the form of segregated fees. Next year, in addition to the Racine Bus expense, the students' parking permits will be covered in the realm ol the Segregated Fee. This was done to alleviate the expected increase in the price of student parking permits. The third and final cost SUFAC added was a $400,000 ouday for the construction and renovation of the new Student Union. This building project was at the heart of the committee's goal for the year of lowering the segregated fee per student by $50. If enrollment increases by 2% next year, the committee will accomplish this lofty goal. Recently, SUFAC passed on its recommendation to the senate to start the Union Expansion Plan. The senate has passed the budget for the next fiscal year, but has to still approve the $24.2 million Union project. After the President's signature, the project passes to Chancellor Keating and then to the Board of Regents. The estimated opening for the Student Union would have a Fall 2008 opening with the current schedule. Next issue we will discuss the specifics of the Union Expansion and the costs that are associated with it. Pq9e ^ The Ranger News UW-Parkside Students Learn the Lessons of bell hooks February 29, 2004 By Tracy Medek Editor's note: bell hooks prefers her name spelled in lowercase. "Feminist, cultural critic, and high priestess of love," were words Megan Feifer of UW-Milwaukee's Women's Resource Center used to introduce the campus' distinguished lecturer, bell hooks. This year marked the 10th anniversary of UW-Milwaukee's Women's Resource Center, but securing bell hooks as speaker was worth celebrating in and of itself. hooks, author of more than 16 books, is regarded not only for her insightful examination of gender and culture, but perhaps, even more so, for her pairing these scholarly discussions with a concept that is all but absent from academic writing: love, hooks places love at the forefront of her message, and it is indeed a radical joining of idea and spirit, hook's lecture rallied the audience around the idea of love's role in social change, or as hooks put it, "love's transformative powers." She stressed the importance of adopting a "love ethic," and applying this ethic in each area of one's life, including political action. hooks devoted much of her lecture to topics addressed in her newest book, The Will to Change: Men, Masculinity, and Love, hooks immediately dispelled the man-hating myth that has so doggedly followed the word "feminism." She spoke of the need for men and women to unite in the fight to end patriarchy, hooks doesn't place blame; rather, she declares with compassion that patriarchy is equally detrimental to men. hooks even chastises women, reminding them not to idealize their gender. "Unenlightened women are just as bad as unenlightened men," hooks said. The works of bell hooks are unique and provocative because she doesn't oversimplify or isolate the problem. She talks about "interlocking systems of domination" (race, gender, class etc.) which serve to oppress and divide. It is her SPECIAL FROM THE RANGER NEWS DIVERSITY: BLACK HISTORY MONTH attention to the innumerable facets of culture that gives her voice strength and credence. UW-Parkside took full advantage of the opportunity to hear bell hooks share her insights and ideas. Fay Akindes, Director of the Center for Ethnic Studies and admirer of hook's work, organized the field trip. The field trip was funded by Dean Cress and the College of Arts and Sciences, and by Associate Vice Chancellor Steve McLaughlin and the Office of Student Affairs. The two departments purchased 50 tickets for the event and paid for bus transportation. The students who attended were from a broad range of disciplines, including: communication, criminal justice, English, ethnic studies, political science, sociology, and women's studies. The response among UW-Parkside student attendees was overwhelmingly positive. Each student seemed to identify with something in hook's message. UW-Parkside senior, Jeffrey Raddatz, said, "She makes you reexamine everything you take for granted, something we should all do more often." When the floor was opened for questions, UW-Parkside's President of Black Student Union, Dannie Moore, posed a simple yet challenging question concerning what black males can do to counteract, as hooks phrased it, "thug masculinity" in our culture. Hooks explained that the issue is inextricably rooted in one's childhood, and that changes cannot be made without confronting and exposing these early shapers of attitude. Moore said, "I really liked how she brought it back to childhood." hook's appeal and effectiveness lie in her ability to strike a uniquely personal chord with audience and with reader. Her lecture at UW-Milwaukee attests to this bond. Hook's disarming defiance and incisive analyses made the evening an enjoyable and eye-opening experience. Page 6 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 SPECIAL FROM THE RANGER NEWS DIVERSITY: BLACK HISTORY MONTH History of Black History Month By Aaron D. Zabler Black history has been recognized annually since 1926. It originally began as "Negro History Week" and was recognized each year during the second week of February. This date was chosen because it coincided with the birthdays of Abraham Lincoln and Frederick Douglass, both of whom had a profound impact in the abolition of slavery. This annual recognition was brought into existence by a man named Dr. Carter G. Woodson. Dr. Woodson was born in 1875, to parents who were former slaves. He was taught to read by his family members, was enrolled in high school at the age of 20, and eventually went on to obtain a Ph.D. from Harvard University. In 1915 Dr. Woodson founded the Association for the Study of Negro Life and History (which was later renamed the Association for the Study of African American Life and History, or ASALH) which promoted the study and education of the black history that was absent from many of the history books at that time. The ASALH still has that goal today, as the mission statement reads, their goal "... is to promote, research, preserve, interpret and disseminate information about Black life, history and culture to the global community." In 1976, as part of the nation's Bicentennial, Negro History Week was expanded and renamed to Black History Month. The month of February is an important month, not only because of Lincoln and Douglass, but because many significant events have taken place during this winter month. For example: February 23, 1868: W. E. B. DuBois, an important civil rights leader and co-founder of the NAACP, was born. February 3, 1870: The 15th Amendment was passed, granting African Americans the right to vote. February 25, 1870: The first African American U.S. senator, Hiram R. Revels, was elected. February 12, 1909: The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) was founded in New York City. February 1, 1960: In what would become a civil-rights movement milestone, a group of black Greensboro, N.C., college students.began a sit-in at a segregated Wool worth's lunch counter. February 21, 1965: Malcolm X, the militant leader who promoted Black Nationalism, was shot to death by three Black Muslims. Black History month is not only a reminder of the accomplishments of African Americans, but also the accomplishments of our society and its evolution toward equality. The recognition of this advancement and accomplishment in society is an imperative aspect that will continue to promote the improvement of equal rights in our future. Comin' Together By George Lasley What if the world wasn't brown (black) and yellow (white)? Would we defend our heritage or would we be upset because of the person who we are alike. Would we ever compete (e.g. which race is dominant and which race is the minority)? Where would the beautiful stories in history go? How could those who are oppressed get their confidence? All of my favorite inspirational words would no longer exist, such as xMya Angelous explaining why "the caged bird sings," or "why they are so happy." If such things like this fade away, what would be the writer's existence? No more stories to repeat, those repeated words are the only things that are keeping us (African-Americans) from falling. How would the oppressed ever rise from the bottom to the top or the back of society to the front? It's not all that bad that America is yellow and brown (that's the way it is). We must accept these new colors. We are all different, that is what makes us the same. So the next time a person is similar to you, think of what life would be life without those people.' Learning new styles and cultures enables us to appreciate our own culture, just as well as ourselves. We must be polite and respect each other's background. If these things are not accomplished, no one can point a finger at anyone but him or herself. God sees and hears all things. Before a negative comment comes forth, God has already heard it. Pray and help, instead of hurting. This month must stay with us through the year. It's all about coming together. Racial Peace Not Possible Without Racial Honesty Honesty about structural racism in the United States is necessary before any progress can be made in flattening the economic and social disparities between descendents of enslaved African Americans and the dominant culture. This was a central message in "Slave Reparations: The Land, The Mules, The Money," a guest lecture by Dr. Manning Marable, on Wednesday, Feb. 18, in the Union Cinema. Dr. Marable, Professor of History and founding Director ol the Institute for Research in African American History at Columbia University, was invited to speak at UW-Parkside by the Center for Ethnic Studies. Some 150 students, faculty, staff, and community members attended the lecture followed by a Q&A session and reception. Continued on page 16 The Ranger News The 5,h Annual UW-Parkside Martin Luther King Jr. Celebration February 29, 2004 By Josh Langer SPECIAL FROM THE RANGER NEWS DIVERSITY: BLACK HISTORY MONTH Racine Community Service Award winner Ahmad Qawi said in his acceptance speech, "If we use the right hand to wash the left, and the left to wash the right, then both hands come clean. Simple." More than a hundred people gathered in the Communication Arts Theater on the night of Friday, January 23, to celebrate the life and accomplishments of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Dr. King spearheaded the civil rights movement of the early 1960s, before which Americans of African descent had no legal right to vote. He spoke in major cities across the country, but primarily in the South. He organized and mobilized all of those who would join him in the nonviolent resistance of r acist America. His goal was an integrated society where his "four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character." That was his dream. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated by a white supremacist in 1968. The ceremonies started as Professor James Kinchen of the music department outlined important steps in the growth in the momentum of the early civil rights movement. He first discussed the Brown v. Board of Education case of 1954 that established that the doctrine of "separate but equal" is unconstitutional. Segregated schools were illegal after this important Supreme Court decision. In 1955, Emmett Till's funeral received national attention, especially in the African-American community. The boy from Chicago was abducted and murdered while on vacation in Mississippi, apparently as retribution for saying "Bye, baby," to a white woman in a store. His mother, Mamie Bradley, gave him an open-casket funeral, so "all the world [could] see what they did to my son." This incident was important in that it showed the extent to which racism can affect any African-American, not just those from the South. Dr. Kinchen went on to discuss the Montgomery Bus Boycott, which was eventually successful in desegregating Montgomery's public transportation system. Martin Luther King, Jr. was head of the Montgomery Improvement Association. This was one of the first major civil rights causes he championed. In 1961, civil rights volunteers began sitins at diners and lunch counters that catered only to whites. Freedom Riders exposed the segregation that still existed in bus and train lines destined for the Deep South. The Freedom Riders were organized and mentored by Dr. King. Dr. Kinchen then spoke of the Birmingham Movement of 1963. Nonviolent civil rights protestors, many of them teenagers, were sprayed with fire hoses, bitten by police dogs, and beaten by law enforcement as they protested Birmingham's still segregated schools. During this prolonged violence, four young girls were murdered as they attended Sunday School by white supremacists who detonated a bomb in a Baptist church. Dr. Kinchen concluded his presentation by emphasizing King's line: "There is no use [for a black person] going to a restaurant if he can't afford to sit and have a meal.'" The program also consisted of awards, speeches, and performances. Awards were given out for community service, essay contest winners, and art contest winners. The art contest was for kindergartners through second graders: Kaitlyn Scott, Margaret Harms, and Joshua Choi, respectively. Essay contest winners were third grader Danielle Reynolds, fourth grader Kalyn Wilkinson, fifth grader Paula Minor, middle schoolers Stephanie Alfonzo Davila and Artasia Williams, high school students Carl Buck and Jeremy Chavez, and UWParkside's Nick Pitts. UW-Parkside student Chamika Ellis won a community service award for her extensive volunteer work in after-school mentoring programs. Racine and Kenosha Community Service Award winners Ahmad Qawi and Latrice Harris- Collins continued in their acceptance speeches the theme the little grade-schoolers had started: King's legacy as a call to action. Harris-Collins asked, her voice marked by passionate frustration, 'What are we waiting for? Why are we waiting?" In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. gave his speech from which the lines, "I Have a Dream," have become so familiar. Martin Luther King Essay Parkside Winner Nick Pitts cited lines from this speech in his essay: "One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of interior prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing in the corners of American society, and finds himself an exile in his own land.' Those words still hold true forty years later," Pitts continued. "The condition of our people has not changed." Pitts said, 'We cannot wait, because we are dealing with a life or death situation. The condition of the black man and woman in this country is growing worse with the dawn of every new day." The evening concluded as the Valor Voices of Praise of Zion, Illinois led the audience in song and praise of God and recognition that we are all necessary for the well-being of each other. DR. MANNING MARABLE AUTHOR / EDITOR / HISTORIAN Dr. Manning Marable is one of America's most influential historians and political interpreters of the black experience. Since 1993, Dr. Marable has been Professor of History and Political Science at Columbia University in New York City, where he also serves as the founding Director of the Institute for Research in African American Studies. Born in 1950, Dr. Marable was previously the founding director of Colgate University's Africana and Hispanic Studies Program, from 1983 to 1986. He was Chairman of Black Studies at Ohio State University from 1987 to 1989 and, subsequently, Professor of Ethnic Studies, History and Political Science at the University of Colorado at Boulder, from 1989 to 1993. Dr. Marable has authored and edited nearly twenty books and anthologies. His works include: The Great Wells of Democracy: The Meaning of Race in American Life (2003); editor, Let Nobody Turn Us Around: Voices of Resistance, Reform, and Renewal: An African-American Anthology, with co-editor Leith Mullings (2000); editor, Dispatches from the Ebony Tower: Intellectuals Confront the African American Experience (2000); Black Leadership (1998); Black Liberation in Conservative America (1997); Speaking Truth to Power: Essays on Race, Radicalism and Resistance (1996); Beyond Black and White (1995); The Crisis of Color and Democracy (1992); Race, Reform and Rebellion: The Second Reconstruction in Black America, 1945-2000 (2003); African and Caribbean Politics (1987); W.E.B. Du Bois: Black Radical Democrat (1986); Black American Politics (1985); How Capitalism Underdeveloped Black America (1983) and Blackwater: Historical Studies (1981). Dr. Marable's books and anthologies in progress include Freedom, with co-author Leith Mullings, and Freedom on My Mind: The Columbia Reader of African American History, with associated editors Nishani Frazier and John McMillian. Throughout his teaching career, which began in 1974, Dr. Marable has also written over two hundred scholarly articles in academic journals. In January 1999, Dr. Marable initiated Souls: A Critical Journal of Black Politics, Culture and Society. This quarterly journal examines key theoretical issues within black America, Africa and the Caribbean. Souls is edited by Dr. Continued on page 16 Page 8 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 University Sports Disc Golf Club Seeks few Members... Golf Courses Closed\ But You Still Want to Play? Russell Harris Reporter Recently, The Ranger News had the opportunity to speak w ith the president of UW-Parkside's golf disc club, Rob Talatzko. Talatzko began his term as president at the beginning of the year after serving as vice president. There are currently about twenty members in the disc golf club, and Talatzko said, "Whether it is course upkeep or planning a tournament, we feel that students should be involved. We encourage students to join to have input as to what happens with disc golf here at UW-Parkside. The club is also trying to create a travelling team that would play other universities around the state. It is a great way to meet other people who 4re interested in the sport." When asked if anybody can play here at the university, Talatzko said, "Anyone and everyone is welcome and encouraged to play here. Community members as well as students and faculty are welcome to play." When asked for one word that best describes the disc golf experience, Talatzko said, "Relaxing." If you are like me, you might not know much about the sport or its rules. Disc golf is played like traditional golf, but instead of clubs and golf balls, a disc is used. Disc golf is played with almost all of the same rules as traditional golf, with the biggest difference being that you get penalized for getting your disc caught in the trees. You can play year-round and in any weather. There are amateur and pro tee pads, too. As far as additional equipment is concerned, Talatzko said, "First, one needs a disc, and not a Frisbee. These discs are specialized for maximum speed and rotation. Second, the discs are thrown into a basket that is hung with suspended chains. As for cost, the course here at UW-Parkside is completely free. Many of the courses throughout the United States are free." Records are kept only for tournaments that take place here on campus. Also, if a player gets a hole-in-one (Ace) they get to write their name on the wooden tee posts at the tee pads. Talatzko said, "The leagues are always going. The club has provided leagues and even sponsored a tournament. There is also a Professional Disc Golf Association (PDGA) that holds tournaments and gives prizes and cash pay outs." If you're interested in joining the disc golf club, go to one of their meetings in Molinaro Hall, D139, on Wednesdays at 12:00 PM. Kung Fu Concepts: The Experience Having no formal training in any fighting or martial arts background, I was feeling a little nervous as I walked into the dance studio. Peng was at the door welcoming and eagerly waiting to see how many students would show up for his class. I say "his class because he conducts the class very professionally and is well prepared. Peng has been teaching and refining his teaching methods for three semesters now. After handing out a syllabus and an insurance waiver, he told us to take off our shoes and socks and form a circle. I was still quite nervous, but Peng gave us a brief overview of lesson one and then walked around to each person for some one-on-one time. In less than five minutes I was defending, attacking, and deflecting. Peng made sure everyone understood what he was teaching and felt comfortable before he moved on. After class I was excited to come back for lesson two and I was delighted I overcame my fear and signed up for Peng's class. The class is free, and Peng recommends you bring a mouth guard and a cup for protection, if you're a female, you only need to bring a mouth guard. There are very few things at UW-Parkside that you can participate in for free, but this has to be one of the best. I strongly urge any students who are interested in saving a life to come by and check out Peng's Kung Fu experience. And who knows, the life you might someday save may be your own. Parkside Women's Basketball Team Third in Conference Written by Michael Lui The Parkside Women's Basketball Team is 13-9 overall, and 10-6 in the conference. They are currently in third place in the GLVC (Great Lakes Valley Conference) which is one of the toughest NCAA Division II conferences in the nation. They have a strong team which is only looking to get better next year when four of their five starters will return. Sammy Kromm, Parkside's junior center, is also closing in on the overall career points record which is held by Laurie Pope. When asked about the record she said, "I'm excited about the record, but not as excited as everyone else around me is." She was more focused on the team improving and making it deep into the postseason. She just wants the team to keep on winning. With the good team record that Parkside is posting this year, they are hoping they will be able to recruit some good talent, and have a great program for years to come. They have already signed Nicole Watzlawick a 6'1" recruit from Hampshire High School in Illinois. The women will not play at home for the remainder of the year finishing up their conference schedule with two important road games. Then they will play in the GLVC tournament in Evansville, which starts March 3. M All-Star Game Exciting Even Without King James Written by Michael Lui The NBA Ail-Star game went down to die final seconds as the Western Conference barely pulled out the victory over the Eastern Conference 136-132. The All- Star weekend was held in L.A., and included all of die normal festivities, including the dunk contest and three point contest on Saturday. The hometown heroes didn't disappoint as the Lakers Kobe Bryant scored 20 points, and Shaquille O'Neal scored 24 points and was the All-Star game's MVP. Kobe did hear some boos from die hometown crowd when he opted to make a lay up instead of a dunk on a breakaway in the third quarter. Lebron James wasn't voted onto the Ail-Star team, much to the dislike of many NBA fans. Lebron is one of the top rookies in the NBA and is starting to assert himself as one of die leagues best players. He was masterful in the Rookie-Sophomore game widi some unbelievable dunks. Tim Duncan ended up sealing the victory for the West with 29 seconds left on a bank shot. He had a typical game with 14 points and 13 rebounds. He isn't a high flyer so he can't amaze the crowd with gravity-defying dunks. I racy McGrady and Vince Carter threw down some of the best dunks of the night. Allen Iverson played a weird role in the game as the NBA's scoring leader so far this season, only had 3 points. Iverson did dish out 11 assists in the game most of them on passes for thunderous dunks. Page 9 The Ranger News HEALTH & By Emily Rasbornik I'm back with more questions. Keep sending them! Even though your question may not make it in this issue there is a good possibility of it making the next. Once again I will put a disclaimer saying that I am simply answering the questions that I receive. FIND #1 I would like to know how I can improve the taste of my sperm. I want to know how diet and exercise can improve the taste. I went to ask Alice from Columbia University, and she said the you or your partner you should do a taste test. Sample some before and after you workout to see if you can taste the difference. Whether or not you alter your diet or exercise patterns, your semen, like your breath and perspiration, has a taste and smell of its own -- so, any modifications you make only have a limited effect. If there is a problem with the taste altogether you should do an experiment on what foods you are eating. If you're eating foods heavy on the garlic and onions, remember they produce strong odors. Try cutting out dairy and see what it's like then. Try eating pineapple and exotic fruits. If you smoke or drink, you may want to limit your intake because it could also leave a funky taste in your partner's mouth. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu FIND #2 Does having sex in a hot shower or a hot tub kill sperm? Is it safe to have sex in a hot tub? No, having sex in a hot shower, hot tub, or in any kind of watery environment does not protect against pregnancy or sexually transmitted infections. The scrotum, the pouch that contains the testes, maintains the testes at a temperature approximately five degrees less than the rest of the body (about 93.6F). This function is important to fertility because the process of sperm production is heat sensitive. In hot temperatures, the muscles in the scrotum relax, and the testes move away from the heat of the body. Conversely, in cold temperatures, the muscles of the scrotum contract so that the testes can maintain their five-degree temperature difference. The increase in the temperature caused by sitting in a hot tub can indeed interfere with normal sperm production, but not enough to be considered an effective form of birth control. Men with fertility problems are usually told to avoid hot tubs and saunas. For men with normal fertility, using a condom or another form of birth control is better than not using any protection at all. http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu Send me your Health & Body related questions! Emily Rasbornik: real757@yahoo.com DIALOGUE VS. DEBATE WITH RQSEAHNE MAS9K LEADERSHI P SERI E S This workshop will focus on dialogue versus debate, using the Diversity Circles model to demonstrate the difference between the two. Participants will have the opportunity to engage in a dialogue and discuss the advantages of the process. Donate your life-saving plasma & receive $20 TODAY* or $50 This Week!* Friday. March 5th @ Noon • Union 106 Sponsored by Student Activities Tie University of Wscowin- Patteide onxiin imkts (orgHfons wWi otcMT WjSigHF Pte»e contact the fwhide Student Center fot jssatance, (242) 595-2M5. V http://oldweb.uwp.edu/admln/unlon/actlvitles.html ZLB Plasma Services 1601 Washington Avenue, Suite 200 Racine, WI 53403 989-752-7373 • www.zlb.com *Fees and donation time may vary. *New donors only. Page 10 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 Music & Movies Desert Island CD: Diversity If you were stuck on a desert island, what is the one CD you would want to have? By Aaron Zabler It is impossible for me to pick only one CD to have on a desert island-should I ever have the obscure chance to be stranded on an island and be allowed the opportunity to pick which CD I would like to keep with me. This is because I hold myself to a certain code and try to apply it to every aspect of my life. Music is one area where it is fervently practiced. This "code" simply takes the idea behind paintings by Claude Monet—that the diversity of the color creates a whole and that whole is the painting you perceive. Its analogous implications are infinite but quite simply it means that I am willing to try almost anything and that for happiness to exist it is imperative that I institute diversity within my life—and thereby, attempt to make it whole. Therefore, due to my necessity for diversity, I would need to construct a compilation CD, something like this. Track 1 Better off Alone by Alice Deejay (to get the party started on an ironic note) Track 2 Remember to Breath by Dashboard Confessional Track 3 Faint by Linkin Park Track 4 Serenade for Strings in C major op. 48 by Peter I. Tschaikowsky Track 5 In the Mood by The Glenn Miller Orchestra Track 6 Open Road Song by Eve6 Track 7 Fast as You by Dwight Yokem Track 8 Can't Cry Hard Enough by The Williams Brothers Track 9 You Always Hurt the One You Love by The Mills Brothers Track 10 Here's to the Night by Eve6 Track 11 California Love by 2Pac Track 12 (Sic) by Slipknot (for those bad days on the island) Track 13 Pre-Ex-Girlfriend by Five Iron Frenzy Track 14 Final Slow Dance by MxPx I think this divergence of color would create a sufficiently whole, Desert Island CD. Album Review: Emery The Weak's End By: George "DRU" Drury Emery's debut on Tooth & Nail records treads ground familiar to many bands on the record store racks. It is essentially another screamo album, but where many of the bands content attempting to emulate bands such as Thursday and Thrice, it is evident that Emery has the potential to surpass those bands. With the quiet/loud dynamic working throughout many of the songs on the album, you can hear that the members of the band are skilled musicians. Emery takes the screamo sound and builds on it with keyboards and the singing ability of three vocalists. Though there are screamed vocals present in many of the tracks, they aren't consistently the focus, instead the screams are relegated to the background, and in the foreground, dual vocals intertwine melodically. Though the opening track "Walls" is perhaps the strongest on the album showcasing many of the band's skills, the keyboard and vocals opening of "Fractions" hints at the emotion the band is capable of conveying. Despite the fact that the album falls into the trappings of the genre, it should not be dismissed as another copycat release because, on a close listening, there is a beauty that is yearning to get out. Overall, it's an album capable of fulfilling the listener's emo and screamo desires. Sometimes we don't always know what to expect when unwrapping gifts. Come and see how the Peer Heaith Educators are prepared for whatever the package may contain. This program will touch on making healthy choices over spring break from alcohol and drug issues to healthy relationships and safe sex. Wednesday, March 10 • 4pm • Union 106 Presented by Peer Health Educators Sponsored by Student Activities The University of Wisconsin- Parfcside provide services for patrons with special needs. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262] 595-2345. http://oldweb.uwp.edu/admin/union/activitles.html Page 11 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 A Candid Interview with Poison The Well By: Katie Dylewski After forming in Florida in *97, the ambitious boys of Poison The Well (PTW) e-mailed their way into tours and shows with bands including Thursday, Saves The Day, and Hatebreed — and all at the collective age of 17. Six years and three albums later, they're headlining a national tour with Thrice, The Bled, Murder By Death, and The Kinison. After closing the February 13th show in Milwaukee, guitarists Ryan Hornbrook and Derek Miller sat down with me to talk about PTW and their thoughts on many different topics, including their views on dmgs and the validity of people who use them to create music. KD: Thoughts on drugs? DM: As in? RH: Like hard drugs? KD: As in, I'm not saying, "Oh, what kind of drugs do you use? " But... RH: (laughs) Doing a line of coke off girl's boobs. Totally. KD: Is an artist less credible if they can only create when under the influence of something? DM: There's nobody that can say somebody's art is cheaper because... no, that's bullsh*t. KD: You think? DM: I really do. Like somebody says, well I know, actually Brad an I had this big argument - RH: It was actually you, me, Brad and Steve. DM: And it was just that, I mean, if you're strung out on heroin and you write a great song, and someone says, "oh, that wasn't you, that was the heroin talking"; that's bullsh*t. Moods are dictated by chemicals in your brain anyway. What matters is that you meant it. I drink cheap wine and cheap beer, and — you know, every few months I'll smoke a little bit of weed. That's the most I ever do, and that's the most I've ever done. I think it's just too careless and risky to mess around with other dmgs. I'm not really into not being in control of what I'm doing. I get dmnk and do stupid things, but I'm aware. RH: Think, in a lifetime, how many stupid things people do sober. DM: Yea exactly. I think it's about an equal ratio. KD: Okay, so if I can tap into my creativity, with no drug enhancement, and write a great song, and Mr. Guy needs heroin to do the same thing, how could you possibly respect us equally? DM: I really don't agree. The Flaming Lips, for example. Those guys take a lot of acid, and they're not shy about it - one of their records is called "Acid". They call themselves "acid-rock", and if you listen to it, you can imagine what LSD must feel like. If you were on it, it would probably be really intense to listen to. But they're still good; [the music] still works for people like me who don't take [acid], I think it's none of our business, because the bottom line, for me, which I rarely think this: Ideally, I'd like to listen to a record, and know nothing about the band. Their name, what they look like, what dmgs they do, what their morals are - Put on a record completely blinded. When you take all these things into account, all of a sudden you're judging them. RH: I don't know. It's like, kinda funny, in today's looser moral concept— at le ast in America, like, how it matters so much more now what dmgs people do. No one cared that Charlie Parker was f*ckin' doing heroin, and wasted, and beating the crap out of his wife in 1947. No one gave a crap. All they knew is that Charlie Parker put out awesome records. DM: Or Phil Spector. RH: Yeah, exactly. Phil Spector beat the crap out of Ronnie Spector. RH: Even in the socially conscious dichotomy of punk rock, I don't hear anyone complaining about the Ramones' record, "Road To Ruin", which he pretty much produced and co-wrote. I don't think it matters. Like, who am I to judge anybody for what they choose to do with their personal body. I mean, the heroin didn t write the song. KD: I mean, yeah. It did come from them. But as far as judging, we all do it whether we want to or not. And yeah, I '11 still listen to their music, but I won't be as impressed. I mean, it's almost impossible to not let knowledge of someone's background affect your opinion of their art, or music, or anything. DM: No. I mean, I see why you think that way. I mean, yeah, my opinions on this bounce back from time to time. Like, I've had bad experiences with bands I really liked, and I'm like "Am I going to let that affect the way I hear their songs?" Sometimes yes; sometimes no. RH: When it's like, you care about music and abuse substances occasionally, fine. Then it turns to, yeah; you care about substances and abuse music occasionally. That's the line for me. When what you're doing is less important than getting f*cked-up, then I lose respect for you. As opposed to, care about what you're doing so much, that whatever you do extracurricularly definitely takes a backseat to what you do. It's definitely a different thing, because eveiyone music or non-music: 99.9% of America's population, yeah, they get dmnk on the weekends. Yeah, they do sh*t they're ashamed of, sober or dmnk. But for me, the line is drawn when being an addict is more important than being- an artist. More interviews coming soon! Including The Darkness & Rory Phillips of Slowreader. Any questions or for the full PTW interview - e-mail Katie Dylewski: flickadaisy@yahoo.com. Book Review - Revolution on siyiM £±£H rs,i -«&4 su • - »•- n* " up from their website hitp: www.adastrabooks.com or at participating Hot Topic retailers. Page 12 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 Movie Review: 21 Grams By Jim Burzelic This movie is not about drugsY. es, someone in it has a drug addiction but that isn't the focus of the film. What the title refers to is the amount of weight that the human body loses at the moment of death. The tagline for the film, "How much does life weigh?", is the underlying question throughout as three lives intertwine, culminating in a sacrifice to ultimately save everyone involved. In a non-linear narrative directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, we learn about Paul Rivers (Sean Penn) a mathematician with a critical heart condition, Christina Peck (Naomi Watts) an ex-drug addict who has found new purpose in her family, and Jack Jordan an ex-con who is now on the straight and narrow with Jesus. Their lives come together in a tragic accident and fly out of control until they force themselves together once again. All three actors give amazing performances of bitter illness, religious conviction, and heart-breaking loss. This alone is worth the admission. The direction is also well done with individual scenes working as small stories on their own. The story is compellingly told as these three unrelated people come together under the tenible circumstances of a car accident. The transitions between scenes however trip up the momentum of the film by being shown out of sequence. More time is spent trying to figure out when the action is happening and how the scenes relate to each other than should be keeping the audience from connecting to them as quickly. The voice-over narration, while delivered well, is somewhat cheesy, hitting the viewers over the head with the message where it isn't necessarily warranted. Overall, 21 Grams is an excellent movie with only a couple imperfections and worthy of the accolades it is given. COMING: Comedian Extraordinare Sponsored by Parkside Activities Board Top Albums ; Issue Date: February 28, 2004 1. Norah Jones, Feels Like Home 2. Xaiiye West, The College Dropout 3. Kenny Chesney, When the Sun Goes Down 4. OutKasl, SpeakerboxxxxlThe Love Below 5. Josh Groban, Closer : |3 I, |prry Only You 7. Evnesceace, Fallen 8. Twista, Kamikaze 9. incubus, A Crow Left Of The Murder 10. Various Artists, 2004 Grammy ;; Nominees 11. Sheryl Crow, The Very Best of Sheryl Crow 12. Beyosee, Dangerously In Love http://wwwMillbmrd.ca0hb/charfs Weekend Box Office February 20-22, 2004 L 50 First Dates, ,.$21,(XX),000 2. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.. ;$9,217,000 3. Miracle...$8,(XX),000 4. Welcome to Moose port... $7,000,000 5. Eurotrip.. I$6,600,000 6. Barbershop 2: Back in Business... $6,300,000 7. Mystic River. ..$3,120,000: 8. Against the Ropes... $3, (XX), 000 9. The Butterfly Effect... $2,875,000 10. The Lord of the Rings: I - King... $2,800,000 . : i . ' : Served... $2,700,000 12. Monster . 32 Stt ( wwwanovies.xahov.com Tuesday, March 9th 8 pm, Union Square The Ranger News February 29, 2004 Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory Written By Bill J. Turner Edited By Tess Tobon Chapter II of VI This entire thought process took a split second. Meanwhile, the Mamba had given up on the rabbit and changed course, now focused completely on the bicycle. As attack was imminent, the student had the feeling that he was free-falling. The feeling was one of being swept away by a large wave, or by the wind in a hurricane. Swept away, but not for long, because the monster was on him in a nanosecond. As the Black Mamba raised its head and the forward quarter of its body to strike, Malcolm inadvertently stopped peddling, causing the bike to reduce speed sufficiently, causing the snake to miss its target (his leg), and strike instead the spokes of the front wheel, directly behind the front fork. This was not a prescient moment; he had 110 foresight of this happening. He had inexplicably slowed and caused the miscalculation of the strike. The snake's head, with its teeth engaging the spokes, was caught hard up against the fork holding the front wheel. When he realized what had happened, he knew that he had a chance, a fighting chance, to win this battle. Epinephrine surged through his body now, as the adrenal gland secreted the hormone affecting circulation and increasing muscular strength by an unknown factor. The exhilaration he felt at this time, he knew must be similar to that felt by warriors from time immemorial. However, at this time, at this place, on this bike path, he was ready. He felt his strength and energy as never before. His brain was processing information and delivering instructions to all of his bodily functions with the speed of the fastest computer. He needed this influx of energy and strength from the inboard computer encased within his skull. As he dismounted, he continued to push the bike forward, keeping the pressure on the snake's head, thereby trapping it against the fork. He quickly slipped out of his backpack and eased the zipper open, took a quick look at the head of the Mamba to make sure it was still trapped against the fork, thrashing violently, attempting to escape. Now7 he readied the pack for its soon to be deadly package. The idea now was to place the snake in the cargo hold of the pack in the most effective, efficient, and least dangerous manner. Head first or tail first? Should he grasp the head, which is strong and has sharp teeth and all that venom; or does he try for the tail, which would be difficult to control as he reaches the mid-section of the body, where the Mamba's greatest strength resides. Malcolm laughed as he enjoyed a flashback to junior high days, when searching the crags and crevices in those low mountains in Arkansas, just east of Fort Smith. Oh yes, and those huge Eastern Diamondback Rattle snakes in the palmettos of southwestern Florida, where he and his brother had located a large one, almost six feet in length. His brother had the forked stick firmly in place, directly behind the head. He had chopped the head off with a hatchet; a juvenile act. It had taken two hard strokes to sever the head from the body. The memory of that outing almost made him sick. We do not kill animals, even reptiles. This is a six-part, serialized short story. Stay tuned throughout the semester for the continuation Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory. The Horoscopes - Celebrate Black History Month! As a contribution to the celebration of Black History Month, I've replaced the usual predictions of your futures with the names of African- American Male Celebrities. Aquarius Snoop Libra- Martin Dogg. Can't get cooler Lawrence as "Sha Naythan Snoop Dogg. Nay". You wear too Al much hot pirik tod Scorpio- Tracy' b°thCT y°Ur nei8hbors- Morgan from Saturday Night Live. You too Af ieS- George can sing about boogers Foreman. Hey! You can and poop with Britney fight and cook low-fat Spears. hamburgers. Jimi Taurus-James Brown. Hendrix. You're the You're going through epitome of cool. Good rough times, my friend. Job. '%J\ ^ ^ -L:: Sagittarius- Gary Coleman, hehe. Gemini-1 Dave Chapelle. If you ever end up getting a TV show, I'll still think your HBO special is waaay better. I Capricorn- Montel Williams. If you ever end up getting a TV show, I probably will wonder why. Pisces- Shaquelle O'Neil. You will have a long career starring in commercials with Looney Tunes characters. Virgo- Quedus from MTV's TRL. You're just too cool for school. Leo- Andre 3000 from OutKast. You are pure genius and look great in bright green clothing. The Ranger News February 29, 2004 By Emily Rasbornik The very holiday I was trying to forget was in my face as I watched my roommate's face light up as her boyfriend entered my apartment. I was trying to make this day like any other normal day, but how could I? The neighbor came over and dropped off flowers for the single girls, claiming "Every woman should have a flower on Valentine's Day." What a thoughtful gesture, but what was weird, was that he took the flower from his girlfriends bouquet. Comic relief began playing a huge part in my V-Day night. Valentine's Day seems to be a made up holiday for hallmark to make more money. But every year wc all buy into the feeling behind it. You always hear the singles complain about this day; the anti-Valentine's parties people throw, which are just to meet the opposite sex so they don't feel bad, hearing girls say that they don't need men, and guys using this holiday to get laid. I found myself feeling really odd, it was a weird feeling. I slept in late, worked out, and cleaned my apartment. I thought if I stayed busy, the odd feeling would leave my soul. I was reflecting on my past relationships. Remembering the good times brought a smile to my face. But I hit reality when I started to wonder about my most recent EX. I started to wonder what he would be doing, and then I wondered who he would be doing. What a sick thought. I ordered pizza and did a little homework before we started to watch bull riding for the first time. I h ave never been to a rodeo before, so I was shocked to see a man ride a bull...I guess men really do know how to work their hips! But I did notice these bull fanatics can only ride for like ten seconds. Typical male. Then I went and turned on Queens of Comedy. This was funnier than getting a flower from another girls bouquet. It brought continuous laughter and was the only thing that helped me forget that it was Valentine's Day. Next time you are alone on Valentine's Day remember that no one really knows the origin of the day, large amount of chocolates make you fat, you didn't have to spend any money, and bull riding is where it's at. It's nice to know that someone cares about you, but I would rather know that more than one day a year. We love feedback! E-mail Emily Rasbornik at real757@yahoo.com or Henry Gaskins at uw_paperboy@yahoo.com. The Art of the Heart By Henry Gaskins Happy belated Valentine's Day to all readers of Exposing the Sexes. The "heart holiday" has come and gone, and for the first time in years, I silently observed the day as a single man. Pior to lately, I had been pondering the idea of soul mates. All thoughts were put on hold when I found out it was February, because I didn't want to meet someone knowing Valentine's Day was right around the corner, and then struggle to find out what the perfect Valentine's gift might be for someone I've known less than 15 days. I think Valentine's Day is an opportunity to take a relationship to a higher level, whether it's by reaching third base, saying "I love you," or even offering a lifetime of marriagc. And if I were to meet a person within the aforementioned timeframe, I would probably not be ready to get very serious, unless it is someone I have studied and know really well, such as Nelly Furtado. For me, being single throughout those two weeks wasn't easy. The couples I know seemed to be genuinely closer, and I saw heart balloons, roses for sale, and red Hershey's Kisses every time I turned around. Generally, I can handle all that, because the "soul mate search" isn't a top priority of mine. But as Jimi Hendrix said, "Loneliness is such a drag," and I could definitely identify with that for those two weeks. That whole time, I tried to keep in mind there are more important aspects of life that I want to aim for. I try to make my priorities as follows: academics number one, job number two, enjoyment of life number three, and as long as I stay busy with these things, the search for a soul mate is usually on the backburner. But for every moment I am happy being single, there is a half of a moment of emptiness, which doesn't bother me too much, because I generally feel like it is within myself to stay strong, heading in the direction I want my life to go with minimal distraction. I'm not a guy who thinks February 14 is just a Hallmark Holiday, though. It is a noteworthy day, because it gives couples the extra opportunity to express how they feel about each other. And I can't really say that's a bad thing or act bitter just because I'm single. Although, I have noticed plenty of single people cursing Valentine's Day and acting bitter, including myself, which I believe is due to the subjective nature that lies within humanity. When I think about it, I appreciate what it is worth, single or not. I even wore a red sweater that day to show my encouragement to all those people seeking white picket-fence land, but I definitely consider myself more of a "blues" kind of' guy. Page 15 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 R • "Cancmi." WI Dells." "Florida." James King, 19, Kcllv Stunkanl, Zach Schoenky, 18, Monte Hibbler, 19, Tina, 20 something. Freshman, Political 18, Freshman, Freshman, Business Sophomore. Art Senior, Sociology, Science major. Undecided major major CJswmajoi. J Biology minor. We went to the Dorms and asked... Where are you Going on Spring Break? - . u pet SurUn ^ 8:30 P.M. Get Your Tickets Now This Show Will Sell Out Just Like The Last Ope! Dance Party, V.I.P. Night Thursday " : College Special, Karaoke Frjday Dance Party, Fryday Fishfry Sunday Colege Special, Karoke Dance Party Wednesday.. Thurs. & Sun. 7pm-10pm Skcrtr Specials! •tu>e.Ws! FABULOUS FRIDAY VIP DANCE PARTY pviz£*'- College fc Military Specials FREE PIZZA Great Drink & Shot Specials! (Must show Student ID/Military ID & Drivers License For Specials) Back By Popular Demand BUSINESS AFTER 4:00!! FREE Hor d'oeuvres 4pm - 6pm Every Friday. Fryday Fish Fry - Features 4 Different Kinds of Fish!! Page 16 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 Continued from page 6 Speaking the truth about our country's history of racist slavery is far more important than material reparation, according to Marable. "Reparation is not fundamentally about the money," he said. Marable used the analogy of a rape victim who doesn't sue a rapist for monetary compensation, but for the truth to be known. Similarly, Holocaust victims sought the same from their Nazi persecutors, as did Japanese Americans who were interned in U.S. concentration camps during World War II. What is needed is an honest discussion, however painful it may be, that the U.S. was built on chattel slavery. He listed the White house, the U.S. Capitol Building, the Washington Monument, Wall Street, and such Ivy League universities as Brown and Yale as being partially built and financed by the sweat and blood of enslaved African Americans. How does acknowledging the foundations of our country's history change how we live today? When we acknowledge our shared history of racism, we then have a moral responsibility to redress the crimes of the past, Marable said. Continued from page 7 Marable and managing editor Chervil Y. Greene, is published jointly by the Institute for Research in African-American Studies at Columbia University and Taylor and Francis publishers, and distributed nationally and internationally. In 2001, Dr. Marable initiated the "Malcolm X Project" at Columbia University. The research project includes the development of a Malcolm X e-course, combining several Malcolm X biographies edited by Marable, as well as Alex Haley's The Autobiography of Malcolm X. In 2002, Dr. Marable launched the "Africana Criminal Justice Project," with finding from the Open Society Institute (Soros Foundation). The project encourages the development of civic capacity building and leadership training among former prisoners, and proposes fundamental legal reforms within the criminal justice system and the prison industrial complex. Dr. Marable is perhaps the most widely read intellectual within the African American community. Since 1976, he has written Along the Color Line, a syndicated political affairs series that regularly appears in over four hundred black-owned and black-oriented mass publications throughout the United States, as well as in Canada, the United Kingdom, the Caribbean, and India. Marable also recently published The Great Wells of Democracy, a book which lays out his thesis on racial history and politics and proposes strategies for a more inclusive democracy. Dr. Marable is featured frequently in national and international media as an expert on the history and politics of race in the Lnited States. He regularly appears on media programs such as CNN's Talk-Back Live, C-SPAN, the NBC Today show, ABC Weekend News, Fox Network News, the Charlie Rose show, BBC television and radio, Japanese television, National Public Radio, and the Pacifica Radio Network. He donates much of his time to fundraising and speaking on behalf of prisoners' rights, civil rights, labor, faith-based institutions, and manysocial justice organizations. Dr. Marable also lectures annually in Sing Sing Prison, Ossining, NY, in the M.A. program for prisoners. CO-CURRICULAR TRANSCRIPT The Student Activities Office maintains the Co-Cirricular Transcript. 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Mea»e contact the Partoide Student Center for assistance, CH2) SS5-2345. ) http://oldweb.uwp.edu/adrnln/union/aCtivities.html TOPICS INCLUDE: Diversity: Race and Class in America 4^ ' M § 1 Black leadership and the Race and Globalization: Empowering People in a Multicultural Woridt Celebrating Black History: Martin Luther King, Jr. and Ma l c o l m Mr l " f ' p • Becca's Cafe "The Best Co ffee Around" Coffee, Tea. Lemonade, Soup, Wraps & Deli and Breakfast Sandwiches Becca's Weekday Special 1/2. Sandwich Cup of H amemade Soup & a D rink Only $5.00 Eat-In or Carry-Out Open everyday at 7am Place your order in advance. 262-694-7160 Conveniently located between Pershing Ehd and 39* Ave f In f rout o f B re wma its r} Becca's Frequency Drink Card Buy 9 Specialty Drinks and the 10* one is on Becca. S pscialty Drinks includs: C appu cc inos^ Lattss_, Mochas...any drink mads with ssprssso. 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Why is it then, that when the invitational fliers of Rainbow Alliance were both vandalized and torn down on various campus grounds, including classrooms and hallways mainly in the CART building, none of the members lifted a finger to protest against this horrific form of harassment? Carol Vopat, an English Professor, requested some of the vandalized fliers so that she could place them on supporting faculty office doors, to "promote open-mindedness." The organization itself has passively opted to reprint the fliers and "post them high enough where they can not be easily torn down." First of all, Rainbow Alliance should NOT have to go out of their way to prevent, their legally posted materials from being vandalized. They have the right to post fliers and other materials just as any other student organization. Secondly, prejudice does not only affect those of minority racial groups. Ignorance knows no creed, ethnicity, race, or sexual preference. This is harassment against an organization that offers a safe haven to LGBT's and their allies. I am appalled that this crime is being taken so lightly. As a supporter of Rainbow Alliance, I challenge its members and other openminded individuals to stand up and NOT allow your rights as students and humans to be trampled upon. Demand the respect that you deserve! Editor's Note: In an effort to support Rainbow Alliance, The Ranger News has inserted a free advertisement for the organization on page five. Returned Purse: a Symbol of Hope By Victoria Schuebel As of Friday, January 23,1 had made my complete metamorphosis into a cynical drone of society. Through numbing experiences and articles that prove things like, "love is not an emotion, but a chemical release of dopamine in the brain," I figured there is no purpose in life except to procreate. Usually I am a deep thinker and whimsical dreamer, . but I was now drowning in a bland rationality of acceptance. Just when I decided all was lost, something wonderful happened to twist my mind back into a positive direction. I lost my purse the following Saturday night, with money, gift cards, and bank statements in it. I was very upset, but Monday morning I got call at 8 a.m. A lady reported someone turned in my purse, so I went down to receive it, and to my amazement nothing was missing. The lady did not take the young man's name so I have no other way to thank him, other than to write this article and hope he sees it. The point I am trying to get to is one that an entire academic course questions at UW-Parkside. In philosophy of religion, a person is to question ethics, and while there are many presumed ways to fight evil, religion and ethics may have nothing to do with it. I'll take my new cynical, "take things as they are" approach here; for whatever made this young man return the purse non-invaded, it matters not. What matters here is that he did a joyous thing, by inspiring me with a new hope for our human lives. This solution may not be the way to take on all situations (for example murder) but I 11 figure that out later. Finally I hope this corny true tale will inspire drowsy, paranoid hermits, and soon to become grumpy old men and woman. I hope that we can see now that even if there is no purpose here, and no eternity with flowing beer and palm trees, that we can inspire each other, we can make this time here as joyful as possible-to ourselves and others. Union Expansion? B • 1 • : VJS:X)A : s? . v U V.' I'd like to address a topic concerning ail my fellow students. There are voices S]>eaking on the behalf of those who pay tuition. These voices are casting votes that mill make drastic changes to our current system. The student body isn't even presented with the option of obtaining proper knowledge regarding these legislative decisions. The student government has promised and has even claimed to speak for and represent the student body at UW-Parkside. If they have lived up to their word, then I must proceed by asking my fellow students a few crucial questions. Whate xactly is your hard-e arned money being used t or? Shouldn't your student government keep you thoroughly informed about issues of this nature? If they won't take the initiative, then 1 feel it is my duty to step forward and shed light in corners where cowards such as these exchange wh ; m and claim them as voices of the stu dent body. Ihe student government claims if expansion we will attract more student : is false because we're deterring Students instability in finances tied to the universos school is suitable and currently attractive And further, the expansion will devon. p parking lot and visitor parking. Wc can 't 'Ihe student government also claims that :: employment on campus. Employment wil; trivial percentage. Hey also make the claim tig sion would allow them to build a resident e ha 11.1 bese positives at first glance appear to be promising. But, if you think logically, this is incredibly deceiving. A residence hall would take approximately seven years to build, and that is after the Union is expanded. Also, during the time betw een the two construction periods of a hall and expansion, we are looking at an under -utilized facility. The opportunity costs regarding tins seem to be phenomenal and not very beneficial to till the students on this campus. f-y |B18 , <gjp m ~ ''ls J Also, I'm fully aware that most students don't know drat their tuition is raised because of the J union expansion. Furthermore, students should know that fi order to pay for the deficit this state is in. This resulted m | the state taking $27 miHonfrom this fund. Meaning feat the ah a union vhool '' ,vmg :/c of our -1 siujpil ;' k- Union - flosses. :> crease the . -ed only a Ms expanmonev will be given to students for financial aid. So, you are lookup at tuition going up two-fold with less money being dispersed into die hands of the students. I | How that you are informed, I #oi)jd hope that you stand up aid demand your voiced be heard. Representation is vital, but must not be taken for granted by your own peers. This issue will have an incredible effect on all of us. Student government makes claims but defies logic, reason, and reality. It's time to demand more not less! Page 18 The Ranger News February 29, 2004 Spring Break #1 Spring Break Vacations! Cancun, Jamaica, Acapulco, Bahamas, Florida. Best Prices! Book Now! 1-800-234-7007 www. endl ess summ ertours. com Spring Break 2004. Travel with STS, America's #1 student tour operator to Jamaica, Cancun, Acapulco, Bahamas, and Florida. Now Hiring on-campus reps. Call for group discounts. Information/Reservations 1-800-648-4849 or www. ststravel. com Spring Break 2004 It's here...book now!!! Lowest Prices Hottest Parties Free Trips Group Discounts #1 Airlines What more can you ask for!!! 17 years of experience! !! www.sunsplash.com 1-800-426-6347 SPRING BREAK 2004! Travel with Beach Life Vacations! America's Best Student Tour Operator! Jamaica, Cancun, Acapulco, Bahamas, Florida. Sell Trips. Earn Cash, Travel Free! Hurry — Book Now! Call 1-800-733-6347 www.beachlifevacations.com Services "Alpha Center — Qu estions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 For Sale 1998 Dodge Intrepid. Excellent condition, reliable as hell, and only 80,000 miles! Call Elton, (262) 488-1922 1991 Honda Prelude, red, $2,500. Call Dana, 262-770-2231 Things*!. Do @ til6 February . ,, February is Black History Month; numerous events are planned. Feb. 27, 28: Parkside Theater: "Metamorphosis" by Mary Zimmerman, Feb.P29-Marne2^hUW-Parkside High School Art Invitational Exhibit, Com. Arts Gallery March Mar. 1: Shanghai Circus. 7:30 p.m.. Com Arts 1 heater . Mar.6 at 4 p.m., Wegner Mar. 4-6: Parkside Theater: "Metamorphosis. Mar. 4 at 10 a.m.. Mar. - t Theater Mar. 4-7: Foreign Film: Talk To Her, Union Cinema Theater Mar. 9: PAB present Chris "Boom Boom" Johnson, 8p.m., Union Square Mar. 13: Chili Cook-off, noon. Main Place Mar. 15-19: SPRING BREAK! All information collected from well-designed hallway poster Page 19 The Ranger News 2-1-04 2-4-04 2-5-04 2-2-04 2-5-04 Wall Sad story. umon/wj®e. v.49 p.m. A student reported that someone had accessed her Ranger One Account People need to start watch 'n out CART Parking Lot. 10:04 am. Two vehicles collided in the CART parking lot. No injuries. am. Officers responded to a noise 2-4-04 Change your password. L|- am. Astudetg reported to the Police Department that someone may have tampered with her 2-7-04 :/ 1. e-matl account. - . That Lazy? Handicap Parking Violation. 10:21 am. Officers ;ire investigating a handicap parking permit violation. Sounds like they were : • : : • ' A Professor reported to the Police Department that there were book solicitors in CA. or what? 10:55 p.m. A student reported damage to her vehicle by 2-8-04 another vehicle. That pisses me off... cause you know we pay for that. 11:33 p.m..Officers 2-8-04 were dispatched toMOLN re: broken bathroom mirrors and other damaged property. Two times in one night? 2-10-04 Ouch! Outer Loop Road. 1:32 ain.Citations were issued for underage drinking first offense and underage aasopd offense; y complaint. Citations were issued for underage drinking. 2-6-04 Stop the violence. Housing Parking Lot 6:25 am. A vehicle was 2-J 0-04 vandalized while in the parking lot. 2-6-04 Lead Foot, era E/CTH JR. 10:34 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 60mph in a 2~J] "04 i 45mph zone. Shame Shame Shame. CTH E. 11:30 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for Operating a 2-12-04 vehicle with a suspended driver's license. 2-8-04 Lucky Kids with a good hiding spot? Ranger Hall. 22:27 am. Officers were dispatched for a report of underage drinking. No 2-13-04 evidence found. 2-8-04 That crowded? University Apartments. 10:30 p.m.. A citation was issued to a driver for driving on 2-13-04 the sidewalk. Hope they learned this time. Wood Road. 11:17 am. A citation was issued to a student for parking in the metered Visitor's ix>t. Vehicle was towed due to being a chronic violator. ; \ !»•• • • <5. • - .LA <jj§ , isCl RolTn . CTH G. 7:53 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. So sad...too had. Ranger Hall. 10:40 p.m.. Citations were issued to students for Underage drinking and j Giving alcohol to underage person. J Wow they're crack'n down. Wood Road. 9:40 am. A citation was issued to a student for parking in the metered Visitor's 1 ot. Vehicle-was lowed due to being a chronic violator. Roll'n. Outer Loop Rd Wood Rd. 4:49 pm.. A citation was issued to a driver lor failure to stop/improper stop at a stop 2-6-04 if your underage be Quiet University Apartments. 2:31 Seriously stop the violence. Wood Road. 2:10 am. A vehicle was damaged by unknown 2-$3- persons without consent. Prank Yankers. Outer Loop W Road. 12:46 am. A student reported receiving several harassing phone C calls. In that big of a hurry? Wood Rd/Inner Loop Rd. 10:24 am.A citation was issued to a driver for passing in a no-passing zone. 2-10-04 Go speed racer Go! Outer Loop Rd/CTH G. 10:53 am. A citation was issued to a driver for 2-15-04 2-16-04 That scared you've tO tVn? Tallent Hall Parking Lot I i :20 p.m.. Officers responded to a report of a hit and run. Druggies still making their mark. MOLN. i i:48p.m.. Citations were issued for possession or use of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia Klepto still on the loose. WYLL. 7:54 p.m.. It was reported {§ to the Police Department that money was removed from an unlocked desk withou t permission. A CD player was also taken. Damn Klepto. outer Loop Road. 12:39 am. A student reported mosey missing without permission. ARE YOU PLANNING TO GRADUATE THIS MAY OR AUGUST? If you are planning to graduate in May or August, make sure you are eligible to attend Commencement activities. Apply for your degree summary/application to graduate in the Student Records office. The deadline for filing is Friday, March 5, 2004 All eligible students who have applied by this deadline will receive Commencement ceremony and Senior Send-Off Day information by the end of March. The university will conduct two Commencement ceremonies for May and August graduates on May 16, 2004 in the AJ DeSimone Gymnasium of the Sports and Activities Center. All Bachelor of Science and Masters degrees will be conferred at the 10 a.m. Commencement Ceremony for the following majors: Biological Sciences Business Management Chemistry Computer Science Engineering Geosciences Mathematics Molecular Biology and Bioinformatics Physics Psychology Sport and Fitness Management Masters Degrees Master of Business Master of Science in Computer and Information Systems Bachelor of Arts Graduates - 2:30 p.m. Ceremony majorasChel°r °f degreeS wi" be conferred at the 2:30 p.m. Commencement Ceremony for the following Art Communication Criminal Justice Economics English French Studies Geography German Studies History Humanities Interdisciplinary Studies International Studies Music Philosophy Political Science Sociology/Anthropology Spanish Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ^vV RJ ahneg er -vNews University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper ^^^^^^^^^^Februaryl4^004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 2 News Briefs Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Health and Body Pg. 6 Sports Pg. 8 Music and Movies Pg. 10 Exposing the Sexes Pg. 12 Horoscopes and Comics Pg. 13 Classifieds Pg. 14 Police Beat Pg. 15 Comments? Concerns? Questions? Story Ideas? Email us! therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com PSGA sets up their booth at the Student Organization Fair PAB throws down "Casino Nite" p««. Metamorphosis at Augie Wegner Studio Page 11 What was that "Speed bump" On the Union Bridge all about? Page 3 The Ranger News Staff Letter from the Production: The Ranger News Date:Feb. 14, 2003 Studio: It can be easy to get down on yourself when you put your heart into something and realize afterward you ve made an obvious |^'Stake I realized this first-hand in our last issue, when I misspelled the word "community" in our mission statement. Allow me now, if you will to reintroduce our mission statement: The Ranger News staff is dedicated to publishing the most reasonable, reliable, and entertaining information to the UW-Parkside community they can provide. . That said, we are gaining a considerable amount of aood student writers, so be sure to check out their work. On behalf of our staff, thank you for'reading and we hope you enjoy the issue! —Henry D. Gaskins, Editor-in-Chief Things \ Do@ the U ««* «-»> «•>«« « i*—* Feb. 12: UW-P»rk,ido ^ Tta» Feb. 14: Concert Joanne Shenandoan, p Happy Valentines Day! Patriotism" ^ examination It the Pathol Act. 4 p.m.. Feb. 16: Forum & workshop: What is Patriotism a. Main Place Mi„ht Rwr" 7-TO o.m., Com. Arts Theater Feb 17: Broadway It. production of Saturday Night - • 1 1M2: toeignVito: M«l, Martha. Union Cinema rh»e, Feb. 21: Parkside Pow Wow. 10:00 a.m., Mam Place Feb. 21: Latinos Unidos Annual Conference Feb. 27,28: Parkside Theater: "Metamorphosis by Mary Zimmerrn .. F!1High School Alt Mw' Com. Am 0*,' EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY D- GASKINS ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFAN I A&E DIRECTOR EMILY RASBORNIK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL LUI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHIC DESIGNER MATT GONYA CREATIVE DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ ADVERTISING MANAGE CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTER RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE DYLEWSKI ARRON D. ZABLER ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON The Ranger News has meetings cver\ Monday at noon. All Students and Faculty of T.AVParkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend! All information collected from well-designed hallway poster Wvllie D-839C Phone: (262)595-228' Page 3 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 The Ranger Growl Dear Ranger Growl, What does the UWP symbol mean? UWM's symbol is easy to interpret, but I can't understand Parkside's. 1 asked several people, an they don't have a clue. — Dazed and Confused Good Question. We made a couple phone calls asking what the symbol was all about, and we agree - most people don't know. Dave Buchanan, director of public relations here at UW-Parkside, said the symbol represented trees and leaves. He also said that supposedly "UWP" can be seen within the symbol, but he could never see it him self. Neither could we. Dear Ranger Growl, The University's policy for keeping the campus open is clearly stated at the start of each snow season: in general the campus will be open unless an announcement to the contrary is made on local radio and television stations well before classes begin. I have no quarrel with this policy. But when the decision is made to keep the campus running, as was the case during the snowy period of January 26 and 27, the University has a responsibility to do what is necessary to keep the parking lots and walkways safe. At a minimum, this should mean that the walkways are shoveled, not once and perfunctorily, but often, if n eed be. This was not the case at the end of January. Walkways were awash in sloppy, slippery slush, making walking hazardous. A few people with shovels could have corrected this problem. But we had to wait for Nature to do the job the University should have done. If the University expects it to be business as usual during winter storms, it needs to do a better job of shoveling snow. — A Careful Treader Got a complaint? E-mail it to us (therangernews_uwp#yahoo. com) with the subject 'Ranger Growl" and we'll choose the ! ;:besipms to piisL liiqfec ourikmtM epMmmLMms^ if. —We Want It Right— The Ranger News strives for accuracy. If you notice something wronginthenewspaper,e-mailusattherangernews_uwp@yahoo. com and we'll make a note of it in our next issue. Clarification in previous issue: Fund raising for the installation of the stain glass sculpture in main place occurred through the UW-Parkside foundation. UW-Parkside News Briefs Drop fee is lowered by $5 Before the end of the fall semester, the student senate voted on a resolution that supported lowering the Drop Fee, Transcript Fee, and the Graduation Fee to 2002 rates. More than 700 students signed postcards supporting the right students have to oversee any student fee that affects student interests. Through Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) students were given the right to assist in the development of universities throughout the UW system. PSGA President Vik Sidhu announced during the first student Senate meeting of the year that the dropped three had decreased by five dollars down from $20 a credit, "...administration knows that we are here to address concerns and we will bring them up." SAC No longer holds ID's During an employee meeting January 19, it was decided that student workers would no longer hold ID's for equipment or for the usage of the Ranger Power Center located in the Sports Activity Center. Concerns included both the replacement cost of a RangerONE card as well as asking student to part with an ID that may be link to a line of credit. Any Students wishing to checkout equipment from the Issue Room will be only asked to display his or her ID long enough to record their full name. Available equipment supported by student fees includes: Tennis Racquet, Protective Eyewear, Medicine Ball, Jump Rope, Men's and Women's Basketballs, Volleyball, Soccer Ball, Bat mitten / Shuttle, Ping Pong Paddle, and Daily Use Master Locks. Speed bump on the bridge? A section of the floor of the Union Bridge compressed into a bump, eliciting contusion, concern, and laughter among people who saw the buckled bricks on the floor. UWParkside's engineering specialist, Jim Foertsch, said that the differential in temperature between the outside cold and the emperature inside the bridge caused the paver tiles to corn- Dress about 5/16 of an inch, creating the buckle. The paver iies are 1/2" deep, having no bearing on the structural sturdiness of the bridge. When they compressed, they piled on top of one another, creating the bump. The bump was fixed by cutting two 1/8" control joints the width of the bridge, which allowed the paver tiles to settle back into place. Foertsch said that this is just a surface problem, which will be further lossed over during spring break. The bridge is "safe for people to walk on," Foertsch said, "Nothing is going to fall own. You could drive a Mack truck on top of that bridge." The Ranger News February 14, 2004 Student Fees Allocated by Representative Government By Josh Langer and Todd Drangstveit Fees effect the life of every UW-Parkside student, whether you are an athlete, the member of an extracurricular club, a student who uses the Union, or just reads this paper. The Ranger News will examine fees and their uses in this four-part series. Part 1: The Segregated Fee The Student Segregated Fee is included in a student's bill under "Tuition & Fees." Full-time students pay $286 each semester for this tee, while parttime students pay proportional rates to the amount of credits they take. This year, 5,097 full- and part-time students paid fees in excess of $2.3 million dollars in the form of the Student Segregated Fee. These are monies that will fund Union programs, Student Activities, and the University's Athletics Program, along with campus organizations such as the UWParkside Activities Board (PAB) and The Ranger News. UW-Parkside students indirectly decide how to allocate these funds through their elected representatives in the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC). SUFAC consists of nine members who write and apply policies concerning the Student Segregated Fee. Of these nine, the student body elects one individual during the Spring elections. That person is the "at large" member of SUFAC. Department SUFAC Allocations • 2003-2004' •2004-2005 Another member is the President Pro Tempore of the Student Senate, six are PSGA senators elected by their peers, and the last is an appointee of the PSGA president. These nine UW-Parkside students decide how the student body's fees will be spent. Recently SUFAC has overhauled its funding of organizations, changing the way monies are allocated to clubs, for twro reasons: efficiency and planning. The University has plans to expand. Keep posted to this series for more information on the proposed Union expansion. Next issue we will explore the intricacies and particularities of the Student Segregated Fee and SUFAC's difficult job of appropriating these funds to best meet the needs of the student body. PAB Throws Down Casino Nite UW-Parkside students were encouraged to do something that is usually frowned upon in an academic environment on Thursday, January 29. They were encouraged to gamble. Every UW-Parkside student was invited to attend the third annual Casino Nite, held in Union Square. There was no cost for the event. Admission was allowed for all students with a valid RangerOne card. About 200 people attended the event, which was sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB), with a little help from their friends over at 101.7 FM W1PZ. T he event was hosted by Casino Party Specialists - "The Aces of Gaming Entertainment." Each student was given $500 in chips. Dealers taught students the basics in blackjack, craps, Pai Gow Poker, Caribbean Stud Poker, Let it Ride Poker, Three Card Poker, Red Dog, and Mini Baccarat. At the end of the night, students cashed in their chips for raffle tickets, which cost $200 dollars in chips apiece. The PAB chose several prizes for the raffle, including a DVD player, a portable CD player, a cordless phone, and a CD rack that lights up. But the real attraction of Casino Nite is not money or prizes. In the words of blackjack dealer David, "Winning here isn't as fun as winning at a real casino. But losing here is not so bad." Games were not the only option for entertainment. Caricaturist Kevin Berg scribbled with frenzy for the entirety of the event, which lasted from 7-10. There was a palm reader, mysteriously hidden behind partitions; and food and lemonade. PAB president Miranda Flouston, vice president Randy West, August Marie Wagner Richardson, and other members of the Parkside Activities Board organized this extravaganza. It was a lot of fun, and no one lost a mortgage. Eric Bates and Carl Miller of WTPZ provided tunes. Check out their shows on Saturday from Noon - 7 p.m. Bates' show is called Unleashed, and Miller, a.k.a. DJ C-Styles, plays the Variety Show. Page 5 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 Who trwy itllo Beat Around the Bush? On February 17, Wisconsin holds its primaries. Anyone can vote who is 18 or older, an American citizen, and is not in prison or on probation for a felony offense. To vote, a person must be registered. A person can register if she has been living at an address for at least 10 days. She can either register with the municipal clerk of her city, or register at her polling place; but be forewarned: this second option will probably greatly increase time spent at the polling place. To register to vote, one needs a picture l.D. Do not be intimidated by the process of voting. It is relatively easy, and one simply need find out what ward he lives in to vote. If you are not registered on the day of the primaries, you can still vote, just go to the polling place of your ward. General Wesley Clark (Ret.) www.clark04.com This former Army general graduated first in his class at West Point. He earned a Rhodes scholarship to study at Oxford and won a Silver Star in Vietnam. He commanded the Allied Forces in Kosovo, defeating Slobodan Milosevic's forces from the air, without a single Allied death. "Wes Clark's 10 Pledges" to Americans, available at his website, promises the withdrawal of troops from Iraq; maintenance of a superior military; yet reserving decisive military action only as a last resort. Governor Howard Dean www.deanforamerica.com Vermont's Governor Dean was a physician before entering politics. He served in the Vermont house of representatives before being elected to lieutenant-governor in 1986. With the death of Gov. Richard Snelling in 1991, Dean became governor, an office he has aeld ever since. This moderate cites his tight fiscal record as proof for his ability to run the country. Senator John Edwards www.johnedwards2004.com Senator Edwards, an attorney, entered politics when ie defeated an incumbent U.S. Senator, winning one of South Carolina's seats. This relatively unknown presidential hopeful is nown for standing up for the little guy. His career as a lawyer panned 20 years of litigation fighting for higher insurance company ettlements for victims. Senator John Kerry www.johnkeriy.com Senator Kerry was awarded the Silver Star, Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple Hearts for his service in Vietnam. He has been a U.S. Senator since 1984. Senator Kerry 's primary concern is the economy and creating three million new jobs in his first 500 days in office, but he also lists among his top issues making college more affordable. Congressman Dennis Kucinich www.kucinich.us This candidate lists as his number one priority the creation of a universal health care system with a single payer (i.e. the federal government), in order so that every American has access to health care and pharmaceuticals. His campaign symbol is a light bulb, because while mayor of Cleveland in the late 1970s, he resisted the takeover of the city's power company, saving residents hundreds of millions of dollars. , W EXPOSE TO «7U SEEEf SXVJDT t l iEOE r STUDYABROAD INFORMATION SESSIONS Thursdays at 12 :00 noon p.m. Library Room 269/271 Feb. 26, March 11, March 18th & March 25th The Center tror* Ientmern a>t*i>o nal (262) 595-2701 February 14, 2004 HEALTH & By Emily Rasbornik Thank you to all who have sent in questions! You sure have been keeping me busy. The questions / h ave been receiving have been more about healthy sex lives than exercising. With that said I want to let you know I am not promoting these types of lifestyles. I am simply answering the questions that I receive. J will keep the write-ins anonymous unless their permission is received. Here we go, keep an open mind. FIND #1 "Are condoms still good after they have been in a car freezing in subzero temperatures ail winter?" I asked the experts from Planned Parenthood ^Federation of America at www.teenwire.com., and I found condoms should be stored in a cool, dry place. Long exposure to air, heat, and light makes them more breakable. If condoms can't be stored in those temperatures I think it would be safe to say condoms are not good to use if they have been hidden in your glove box in frozen temperatures. As I was researching this question, 1 wondered if you thawed it out and saved it for a later date (pun totally intended) if it would be safe to use, but again I would have to conclude no. The editors from teenwire said that carrying condoms with you is a great idea but if you've had the same condom in your purse, wallet, or glove compartment for while, it's a good idea to exchange it for a new one because it can get to warm or cold and they tend to tear and rip more easily and frequently and then they do not reduce the risk of sexually transmitted infections or are not effective as a form of birth control. They did say you could store them in the refrigerator to prevent them from being damaged, but definitely don't use them past the expiration date regardless of where they are stored. FIND #2 "The Sunday night Sex Show talks a lot about anal sex. I have always thought that anal sex was a bad thing to do because the anus wasn't made for sex. It was made for pooping. So is it bad to have anal sex?" Is it bad to have anal sex? Hun? This seems like a moral dilemma, but T think T understood what you meant. The reason some people aren't so sure if anal sex is healthy or have a bad connotation with it is because in the past it was illegal to have anal sex in some states. Not because it was wrong, but because it spreads sickness more quickly than vaginal sex. Your right, that anus was not meant for sex, its prime function is to excrete feces...that's what it was made to do. it is made for excretion. The skin is tighter and tiny tears can occur from the penetration, tears you may not even know are there. Diseases and sickness can spread more quickly, which is why aids and other disease is more predominant in the gay lifestyle. Yes, diseases and sickness can also occur from vaginal sex; but the risk of tiny cuts is lower because skin type is different, it's more elastic. Anal sex tends to need more lube and needs to be done slower. Those are the health risks; it's up to you to decide if you're up for it or not. Also keep in mind The Sunday Night Sex Show only airs certain calls and can make it seem like a lot of people have anal sex to get the ratings. According to my source, www.sex-health, org. 35% of heterosexuals and 50% of the gay community practice anal sex. STUDENT LEADERSHIP DINNER & Featured Keynote Presentation: Get Presented by Joe Martin Joe Martin has helped thousands of students across the country find their purpose, maximize their potential, and live more responsibly. This motivational program will show you how to take control of your life by accepting responsibility for your mental and emotional attitude. Make Your Dinner Reservations by calling x2278. Friday, February 20 • 5:00pm FREE ADMISSION! Sponsored by Student Activities, Residence Life, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, PDMAC, LFA, and Parkside Activities Board. The University of Wisconsin- Parks ide provides services for patrons with special needs. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance. (262) 503-2345. U Page 7 e » Time For Tea? f By Alexander Wasnicwskj We are living in a period of time where our actions are of the utmost importance. I'm sure that the generations that fought in the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, WWI, and WWII thought that each was the war to end all wars. They probably thought that their actions would determine whether or not the human race would survive; however, things have changed. Technology has advanced and, as a whole, we have lagged far behind. We (or better put, the powers that be) now hold the capability to end life with the simple push of a button. We (the American populace) have willingly entered into WWIII, and as a whole we aren't even aware of it. Meanwhile we talk, we debate, and we attack those who are different from us. Many people in America believe that racism is dead, that there is no longer a distinction between classes. We forget history, we forget the lessons vvc should have learned from history lest our fate is to repeat it. We neglect to understand the reasons our standardized education system is useless; we neglect to truly see even with all this information in hand. We arc now paralyzed as a whole, incapable of action, incapable of self-reflection and examination. We speak of making the world a better place; however, our only solutions have been to drop bombs. We have forgotten the real lessons of WWII, that it was the war to end all wars. Sadly, the victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki may have died for no reason largely because they have taught our nation nothing. As a whole, we have failed to grasp the overwhelming patterns that are occurring. The mass transfer of arms and training from the U.S. (that our economy is so dependent upon), into areas of the world such as Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Central America, Iran, Iraq, Columbia, Uzbekistan, etc... We fail to sec (or comprehend) what is right in front of our eyes, that we have largely created our own problems. Donald Rumsficld's handshake with the vile dictator of Iraq on December 20, 1983, virtually assured us that vvc would eventually invade Iraq to recover the WMD we had transferred to them (businessmen don't really use the kiss of death, they shake hands). We search for solutions, and we have greatly limited our own civil liberties in the process. We have forgotten, or simply don't care what Mr. Franklin said about those who would willingly sacrifice their liberties for security. We march on, forward - progress can only come about through conflict, or so it is said. Survival of the fittest, dialectical indeed. Yet we are not that naive, we realize troubles arc ahead; therefore, we remain vigilant. We remain divided. We remain so involved in our daily lives, our quest to earn our fair share of that elusive pie, The Ranger News February 14, 2004 that we have neglected our most important obligation as citizens of the United States. That is, simply put the preservation of our union, the preservation of the sanctity and all that is special about America. This war in Iraq is wrong, rationalize it however you may. Yet while you are doing so, make sure not to look that recruiter squarely in the eyes. He is looking for people willing to become cannon fodder, remember this because this is America and wc arc always concerned about equality, women can also die on the front lines for a war in which vvc arc only pawns. Just sign on the line, we'll educate you on the way the real world works, just sign on the line and hand over ail you are to Uncle Sam, he'll take care of you, check his track records. This is a war for much more than oil. This is a war for no less than the preservation of The Empire, or as George Herbert Walker Bush put it so eloquently on September 11, 1991, the New World Order. All of a sudden America is concerned about those who would violate international standards of human rights; however, wc cannot even afford these same rights to detainees in Camp X-ray (US citizens included), nor the Native Americans, African Americans in our prison system, the women of our own society, the Wobblics, the Sudanese, Libyans, Japanese, Philippinos. Shall I continue or have I made my point? The hypocrisy is indeed sickening. The problem here isn't Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, WMD, Qadaffi, Columbian coco farmers, and it definitely isn't the nation of Islam. We have seen the enemy, and it is ourselves, or as Cynthia McKinney feared, we may have already become that which we so abhor. We can tell ourselves, O.K...we'11 simply vote Bush out of office, yet who will lake his place? Power does not willingly hand itself over, it must be wrested from its firm grasp. Another politician will be all too willing to take his place and continue on with the agenda set forth by the corporate oligarchy and the ''fortunate few" who truly run this show. I'm trying to be optimistic here (OK maybe not), but forces far beyond our proletarian imaginations arc working against us, the WTO, IMF, the World Bank, structural adjustment policies, international corporations, and if you please, the Bildcrbergs, Skull and Bones, the Trilateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations, this is what the people of the world and of America are up against Step out of line, en masse, raise your voices, be "unpatriotic," FEMA is waiting to show us that the Third Reich was simply the beginning. Is there hope? The answer is no. I am simply a liberal wacko, in a nice simple box. I'll just close the lid, and go back to life in the good old US of A. Just let me know when it's lime for tea again. What is the Patriot Act? How does it affect you? lTte Patriot Act is a revised national surveillance law that expands the government's authority to spy on its own citizens, while reducing checks and balances on those powers like judicial oversight, public accountability, and the ability to challenge government searches in court. Do you mind that the government can look through all your personal records without any probable cause? This legislation is being highly criticized for its ideology of reverting back to the McCarthyism era of spying on American citizens. The Patriot Act destroys all the accomplishments that wc obtained during the Civil Rights Era of the 60's and 70's. We, the students, are putting together a gathering where students can learn more about the legislation and how it may affect their lives. The student forum is taking place on February 16 from 3:30 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. at the library's Overlook Lounge (2nd Floor). Come learn more and voice your opinion. University Sports Super Bowl Turns Into Offensive Showdown The New England Patriots and Carolina Panthers were supposed to have a defensive battle in Super Bowl XXXVIII. The two lived up to that hype for almost the entire game, before the fourth quarter when both teams had offensive explosions. In the first quarter, both teams failed to score a point. Carolina barely gained a yard in the opening period. The Patriots had the best chance to score on an Adam Vinatieri 31 -yard field goal that was wide right. The punters were getting their best work out of the season. The Ranger News During the second quarter both offenses showed signs of life when the Patriots put up 14 points and the Panthers scored 10. Tom Brady threw two touchdowns, and Jake Delhomme threw one. John Kasay rounded out the scoring with a 50-yard field goal to end the halt. The defense of both teams took over again in the third quarter. Both teams failed to score in the quarter, and it looked as if the game was going to have a boring conclusion with both teams having a difficult time moving the ball. Then all of a sudden the game took a wild and exciting turn in the fourth quarter. The offensive power of both teams came through and the defense for both teams looked helpless. The Patriots scored 17 points in the quarter and the Panthers scored 19. The most exciting score of the game for the Panthers came on an 85-yard pass play when Jake Delhomme complet- PHOTO EXHIBIT & MOVIE Movie: Tuesday & Wednesday 8:00 PM, Union Cinema FREE! Concessions Available Photo Exhibit: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 10 AM & 4 PM, Union 104,106 Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board, Black Student Union and Parkside Student Government Association February 14, 2004 ed a pass to Muhsin Muhammad. Vinatieri came through in the clutch when he kicked a 41 -yard field goal with four seconds left to give the Patriots the win. It was the second time in three years Vinatieri had won a Super Bowl on a kick with less then ten seconds left. UW-Parkside Intramurals is Hosting a Trick Shot Show Jack White, a trick shot performer who has performed on many TV shows, is going to be coming to UW-Parkside on March 1. He is a Pocket Billiard and Trick Shot Artist, who is known internationally for his performances. Jack White will be doing a Trick Shot Show on Monday, March 1 in the Parkside Den at 7:30p.m. There will also be free pizza offered on the night, and plenty of fun. The intramural program is also having a billiard tournament March 1 - March 5. The tournament will also take place in the Den and will be held from 11:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Pool Cues and Plaques will be given out for the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place participants, if you want to sign up for the tournament contact Tammy Falk-Day the intramurals Director, in the Sports and Activity Center. The Intramural program is a great way to meet people on campus, and to stay in shape. If you are not interested in pool there are plenty of other options including: basketball, volleyball, soccer, football, softball, golf, and racquetball. Page 9 The Ranger News February 14,2004 Revenge of the Black Mamba: An Allegory Written By Bill J. Turner Edited By Tess Tobon Chapter I of VI A young biology student, attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside was making his way home, traveling north on a-bike path. Having just crossed the county line road and nearing a horse farm with a new corral and good-looking, high, board fences, he was watching the many small animals - rabbits and squirrels mostly - that dart across the bike path. It was a beautiful September day, warm in the sunshine and cool in the shade of the tree-lined bike path. He began to hum, and then sing to himself that western folk tune; "Oh the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees on that Big Rock Candy Mountain." As he was trying to remember the next line, a rabbit darted across the path in front of him - followed by the largest snake the student had ever seen outside of a zoo. He estimated seven to nine feet in length and approximately four inches in diameter at the mid section. The coloration was muted and dark - almost black, but with a dark olive green tone - more of an avocado shade that made him think: Mamba. Black Mamba. His brain, working like a fast computer, brought up on its screen all of the large snakes that he and his brother had studied, cataloged, and in a few instances had collected when they were boys. The snakes that they had been most interested in were constrictors or venomous; such as the Cobra family and the Mambas. He was sure that, due to the size and coloration of this beast, this would be a very dangerous task. He had already accepted what he must do. In his mind, considering his training and environmental background, he was left with no alternative. His mission, which he had accepted, was to capture this specimen alive, if at all possible, to determine its species, gender, and whether it had been tagged prior to release, or possibly, escape. His concern for the community surroundings were of paramount importance. He had handled reptiles, especially snakes, from about sixth grade on, both in class and out in the field. He had gained great respect for all snakes. However, these large poisonous snakes that are able to transmit a large quantity of venom are especially dangerous, due to their size and strength. In Sub-Saharan Africa, they have been known to attack Land Rovers crossing their territory. All of these thoughts flashed across his mind, similar to what he had read about near death trauma: the reports of lives flashing before eyes. He did not think that he was going to die. However, he realized that if he did not execute his plan close to perfection, he could die- here, on this bike path. 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Page 10 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 Define the Scene: "Emo" By George "DRU" Drury The purpose of the "Define the Scene" column is to shed some light onto the buzzwords that being tossed around by MTV, Rolling Stone, and any other media forum discussing the rising punk rock and indie music scene. This week's focus is on the dreaded "e" word, "EMO." History "Emo" is the most overused description in music media today, and due to its overuse, it's one of the most confusing labels in the music industry. The word started as a description of a style of hardcore punk known as "emocore." The traditional hardcore style was focused on national politics and rebelling against the system with its intensity lying within its anger. The focus of "emo" was on the personal politics with its intensity in honesty. "Emo" became the heart for the hardcore muscle, allowing fans to get even closer to musicians who, thanks to the nature of the scene, they were already close to. The hardcore scene placed musician and audience on the same level, the honesty of the "emo" sound allowed the fans to glimpse into the diaries and hearts of the bands they loved. The "emo" sound was brutally honest lyrics that were laid over melodic guitar lines. The vocalists couldn't always sing well, but that just served to convey the intense emotions even more. With the expansion of the Internet throughout the late 90's, the "emo" scene expanded as well. Live journals and chat rooms became home to "emo kids" trading the names of bands and helping each other in the same way the music helps each listener. The problem with the "emo" label is that bands don't want it, and journalists don't understand the meaning of it. Punk bands don't want it because it traps them into a style that might now always be relevant to their own lives. The confusion in the media stems from the belief that "emo" is purely short for emotional. Also, there is not a definitive sound onto which the label can be placed. So now, the "emo" label is sold as a fashion style and less as a form of musical expression. The largest problem with the name is that the most recognizable "emo" band is Dashboard Confessionals, and since they are an acoustic band, the media plays that aspect up as the designator for an "emo" band. The confusion now lies in the fact that avid TRL watchers begin to confuse the acoustic work of someone like John Mayer for genuine "emo" material. Suggested Listening To get a better grip on what "emo" really is, it's best to go back to its roots. The following albums are defining moments in "emo" history. Rites of Spring - Rites of Spring Jawbreaker - 24 Hour Revenge Therapy Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary The Promise Ring - Nothing Feels Good Weezer - Pinkerton Jimmy Eat World - Clarity Dashboard Confessionals - The Swiss Army Romance These are just a few, but they will give you an idea of the sound and intensely honest lyrics of "emo" music. For more information on the "emo" sound scene and history, check out Andy Greenwald's book, Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock. Teenagers, and Emo. Monster By Jim Burzelic Aileen Carol WTuornos (Charlize Theron) is a down-and-out prostitute who falls in love with the lonely Selby (Christina Ricci). With this new reason to continue struggling, Wuornos tries to fix her life, but becomes a victim of circumstance, driving her to murder. Gritty and visceral, writer/director Patty Jenkins weaves a compelling narrative that evokes pity, sympathy, and understanding while still condemning the murders. She unravels Aileen and shows us the what and why of her actions, what makes the monster and what monsters can make. Charlize Theron plays the lead role of Aileen, delivering a staggering performance. Aileen's story is a tragic one, where she realizes too late that she has gone too far. Theron's dedication to the character is so realistic that one forgets they are watching a major movie star and is enwrapped by her portrayal of a sad woman in dire straights. Christina Ricci is Selby, a young and naive lesbian who befriends Aileen. While she is Aileen's savior and reason for living, she turns a blind eye to the actions Aileen commits to take care of her. Ricci's performance is subtle and effective, playing an influential and vital role in Aileen's life as motivator, conscience, and instigator all at once. Monster is a great movie. Harsh and beautiful, it's a story of spit and vinegar that enthralls and compels. ...$25,100,000 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. You Got Served...$7;700,00 Along Came Polly...$7,026,000 The Butterfly Effect...$6,725,000 Catch That Kid...$6,025,000 The Lord of The Rings: The Return of the King...$4,375,000 8. Monster...$3,505,515 9. Mystic River...$3,500,0(X) 10. Cold Mountain.. .$3,242,177 11. Big Fish...$3,150,OCX) 12. The Perfect Score...$3,000,000'' Ts.vahofKivm Page 11 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 Metamorphosis at Augie Wegner Studio By Aaron D. Zabler Stories of life, love, and loss; partial nudity among men and women clothed in ancient Greek attire, all cast in and around a 3,000 gallon pool. It may sound to you like the last fraternity toga party you attended, but in actuality it is a description of an upcoming theatre production here at UW-Parkside. The show is entitled Metamorphosis, and was written by Northwestern University Professor Mary Zimmerman. It is an award winning production that made its first appearance on Broadway a few years ago. Metamorphosis is a compilation of Ovid's classic Greek talcs, but with a modem twist. The language in the play has been transformed to our modern era, which adds a comical tone to some of the ancient stories. The most exciting part of it is that the entire performance is set in and around a fully operational pool. As the director, Professor Dean Yohnk, stated in an interview, "It was the first swimming pool built on Broadway...and God knows this is the first time a swimming pool is being built in our theatre!" The pool is being built in the Augie Wegner Studio Theatre by a very talented crew who has faced many challenges, as would be expected with a project of this magnitude. The pool measures 12x14x3 feci, has varying depths, a hidden tunnel and will hold roughly 3,000 gallons of water. It will be equipped with a pool pump and heater to keep the water bearable for the actors and any unlucky front row audience members. After inquiring as to why Dr. Yohnk decided to include the performance in this season's list of productions, he staled that, "It's our effort to do new and exciting works." Ironically, the play is a collection of ancient works performed in a "new and exciting" way. He said he likes this play because, "It deals with humanity at its best and at its worst, and I find that fascinating. I also like the diversity of it, parts arc very funny and parts of it arc very sad; it includes a wide range of emotions". Dr. Yohnk continued to explain that the pool is a very important aspect because the water plays a large role in the play, "It is a symbol of change and transformation throughout the play." Yet the presence of water adds a whole new challenge to acting, because the actors will have to perform most of the play cold and wet. Another challenge is that the furthest audience member will be seated only three rows away from the pool's side. Dr. Yohnk said that towels will be provided for audience members in case any water should become unintentionally airborne. All of the actors in this production have been presented with the challenge of having to play various roles in each of the different stories. Therefore, Dr. Yohnk has put together a cast that has the ability to be creative and diverse because the actors arc required to play between four to eight different characters. The director does add the disclaimer that the audience members should be aware that there is some partial nudity in the show, a scene of implicated incest, and lots of wet costumes (wet equals revealing). Why would anyone not want to see this show? Dr. Yohnk replied perfectly, "How often do you get to see a playin water?!" Metamorphosis will take place in the Augie Wegner Studio Theatre on February 27, 28; March 4 at 10:00 a.m.; March 5 & 6 at 7:30 p.m. and March 6 at 4:00 p.m. The show is being directed by Dean Yohnk. Information on where to purchase tickets can be found at http://oidweb.uwp.cdu/acadcmic/thcatrc.arts/ thirdJevel/box_office.html. Seating is limited, so buy your tickets in advance! Put Some Muscle Into Your Resume BEFORE You Graduate! If you arc thinking about pursuing a career at a manufacturing company, the Racine/Kenosha Chapter of the American Production and Inventory Control Society (APICS) is here to help you! YOU'RE looking for local exposure to businesses; WE'RE looking for ambitious students interested in a real bargain and willing to help us create a student chapter. For $20, you will get: • Your resume posted on www.rakeaDics.org and www.apics.org ^ Opportunities to attend focai APiCS Professional Developmental Dinner meetings and seminars where networking opportunities abound, all at greatiy discounted rates. Your first dinner meeting will be FREE! • A competitive advantage in writing term papers by receiving a copy of all annual APiCS conference presentations. The inside track on earning a valuable CPIM certification prior to graduation to set yourself apart from the other job candidates on your resume and during the interview. • Up-to-date information on manufacturing terminology and best practices for added confidence in i nterviewing by receiving the APICS dictionary and the monthly Performance Advantage Magazine. %/ Opportunities for free travel to APICS events. If you are interested, motivated and want more information, please contact: APICS Mark Hanke, CPIM VP of Student Relations Racine/Kenosha Chapter of APICS Mark.Hanke@Abbott.com FOR fttsassa mmowm www.rateapics.org Student Leaders Are Popping Up Everywhere! APPLICATIONS DUE MONDAY, FEBRUARY 161 Pick up applications at: Res Life Office, Student Activities, SHCC, OMSA, Ranger Card Office, and Wellness Center. Sponsored by Student Leadership Selection Committee Page 12 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 By Emily Rasbornik I talked with my oldest sister about the white lies men and woman feed one another and she gave me an example of a guy who told his girlfriend he was going to the mail when he was really at his house playing video games with his friends. He told my sister he does this all the time. I guess I don't know what is so fun about lying. Why would anyone do this? Does society influence us to tell only part of the truth? Or is it that we should only tell the part of the truth that serves us? 1 know: if it makes us look bad or causes conflict we should keep it a secret. 1 happen to think dishonesty disconnects and creates walls in between people, especially in relationships. The truth may hurt sometimes, but it never wounds the way lies or half-truths can. I do admit, sometimes it's easier to tell half truths, but suppressing all the little untruths and avoiding confrontations, only divides us Suppressing truth limits our ability to love one another. Creating intimacy and closeness means being truthful. We all make mistakes...! mean we are human. Being humble about how you really feel on certain issues takes time. And there are certain ways of nicely and tactfully speaking the truth about how you feel. We should think about how things are said. Was the above guy his girlfriend would be sad or mad? Was he trying to avoid drama? Was he was trying to avoid hurting her feelings? Well, 1 happen to think he hurt them anyway. 1 wonder if it was worth the white lie. Does it come down to not wanting to deal with problems? Problems are a part of life. You can't avoid them. Even if you try to plan ahead, sooner or later a problem will arise. Some think they come in three's. 1 think we have problems in life to help us learn ways of dealing and helps to establish selfgrowth. •I0E S^KS: For the most part, I think that being honest can help relationship problems and create a deeper bond. If the guy who stayed and played video games told his girlfriend that he wanted to play video games with his friends and actually dealt with the fact that he felt bad or guilty about playing video games instead of spending time with her, it could have helped him feel better about hanging out. He could have simply asked her if that made her feel bad. And dealt with the problem. Another problem could have come up if the girlfriend was not willing to give him space, and that is a whole separate issue. But 1 could see her not trusting him and unable to give him space if he told white lies all the time, because she wouldn't know when to trust him...even if the issue is as small as playing video games with his friends. Knowing how to deepen your relationships is being aware of your feelings and knowing when and how to patiently, humbly, tell the Hruth of who you are. What an art. We love feedback! E-mail Emily Rasbornik at reaI757@yahoo.com or Henry Gaskins at uw_paperboy@yahoo.com. The Art of Honesty By Henry Gaskins Everything I have experienced when it comes to finding a relationship and dating in the past six months has lead me to think oppositely of the old cliche "honesty is the best policy." Hear me out on this one. Every time I tell a girl the truth, it turns her away. For instance, I w as having a flirty textmessage session with a girl the other night, and she asked what I wanted to do. I confessed what my real intentions were, and I haven't heard from her since. 1 w as close to talking my ex-girlfriend into coming back with me a couple months ago, and she asked me a critical question: "Is there anyone you know you would rather date?" I thought about it for a minute and told her the truth - that there was someone else 1 might have wanted to date, if the opportunity were to arise. At this point, 1 realized that there was no point in getting back together with my ex, and I believe this honesty was the straw that broke the camel's back on my last "real" relationship. One more exampl e of my fai 1 ed honesty: There was a girl I worked with once, in a galaxy far, far away. 1 wrote her a letter explaining my growing fondness of her and why 1 thought we might make a decent couple. (It is kind of corny, but it worked for Hugh Jackman in that timetravel Meg Ryan movie.) The girl read my letter and said, 'tHmm...I've never thought of that before." It was about three months before she communicated with me the same way she did before the letter. So what is it about raw honesty that drives women away? 1 think, possibly, women in general aren't used to guys who speak the truth in pickup lines. I've learned this can work for me or against me. "You're sexy and I want to take you home with me now" may be the truth, but I've never gotten a girl to go anywhere with me by using that approach. However, while speaking the truth candidly, with class, and usually about something the girl is interested in and comfortable talking about, I've noticed each of my possible relationships last at least ten minutes longer. I don't really know why girls haven't liked it when I've explained my honest intentions. I know most guys would love to know exactly what a girl wants (and when). And I always thought one of the most valuable traits girls look for in guys is honesty. But then again, 1 tell half of the girls 1 meet that 1 plan on walking around the planet after I graduate, which is a true intention of mine, and therefore I don't usually see marriage as a possible result of any relationship I enter. So ma}'he my take on failed honesty is a bit skewed. Either way, I'm not too worried about it, because at least I know if I'm honest, they will never get the wrong idea. Page 13 The Ranger News February 14,2004 Alarm at UW-Parkside Campus Library Sounds Every Three Minutes or So J By Tracy Medek The scene: UW-Parkside library, Level /. Students diligently studying. Circulation and Reference Desk workers tending to their duties. There is a quiet hum of computers, a soft smattering of conversation, the flutter of pages being turned. Beyond this, serenity. Then a student decides to exit the premises, it's as if an ambulance, sirens blaring, sped through the library. The studen t, surprised and puzzled, reenters. Agai n, the alarm sounds. He empties the contents of his backpack onto the checkout counter, muttering things like, "I don't have anything, just a notebook and my cell phone." His story checks out, and off he goes, triggering the alarm once again. Students make exasperated noises; workers return to their tasks, eyes glazed over with the senselessness of it all. A teacher enters, clutching books he's about to return. The alarm welcom es him accordingly. The desk worker shrugs an apology, and checks in the books. As the professor leaves, carrying nothing, th e alarm bellows its farewell. A giggling toddler wobbles through the entrance, but the alarm puts and end to her joy. The child's mother, not far behind, hurries t o scoop up the now hysterical girl and dista nce the two from the cacophony. What can we conclude from all of this? Well that's easy: Everyone who uses the campus library is a dirty, rotten thief. The alarm doesn't lie. Morose - Valentine's Day Special §].: By: Kafie Katie the horoscope lady Please note: This week 's horoscopes will be given in song titles. The song listed below your sign is a sum up of your current love situation. It should be played throughout the week of February 14th to insure lots of lovin'for you - unless its a sad love song, in which case this song will be your only company when eating the box of chocolates you purchased for yourself. Aquarius "This Bitter Pill" by Dashboard Confessional. Actually, every Dashboard song makes you want to cry your eyes out - but singer, Chris Carraba, cries in this one right along with you. A broken heart is a terrible thing, but you'll be over it soon. Scorpio "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness. And you do too! Ain't love grand? (Note: If this song's reference to being in "LOVE", is too strong a word for you and your other - substitute "reeeeaily really like". I believe in a thing called reeeeaily really like- Sounds just as good.) Cancer "Pink Triangle" by Weezer. I'm sorry to be the one to inform you of this news, but your gender isn't quite appealing to the person you admire. Don't feel bad, you just didn't know is all. Libra "Austin Powers Theme" from the Austin Powers Soundtrack. You don't need no lyrics! You're feeling dandy with your situation, so skip down the sidewalk and whistle this theme wherever you go. Aries "Area Codes" by Ludacris. Face it: everybody wants you - and your popularity is not limited to the South-Eastern Wisconsin area. Oh no, friend. People in Florida and Texas kiss your picture at night. You're doing something right, so keep it up. Taurus "When I'm Sixty-Four" by The Beatles. You aren't quite sure if your love plans on sticking around forever, like they promised, and you need some reassurance. Bother them with questions using this template: "Will you still love me if ?" and fill in the blank space with an unappealing characteristic that comes with old age. Do this over and over, for this is the only way you can find out for sure. Sagittarius "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" by The Cars. Did your friend already called dibs on someone that you want? Just can't seem to shake the feeling that you two were meant to be? I see a love triangle forming. I advise that you create the biggest soap opera drama of all time! Or better yet, challenge them to a duel. Or if you'd like to keep it peaceful - opt to share. I'm sure there's enough love to go around. Gemini "Milkshake" by Keiis. You may be alone, but you've chosen this status. If you decide you'd like some company, well hey- you've got your pick. Because duh, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Capricorn "Toxic" by Britney Spears. This either means you are so hot that you need a warning label, or (according to the music video), your significant other plans on going on an adventure to retrieve a poison he or she will use to kill you with. If your significant other decides to cany out the video scenario, make sure they plan on following every aspect of the video: being naked and wearing only jewels is a must. Pisces "Sex Machine" by James Brown. The title speaks for itself. Carry on. Virgo "f Don't Want To Wait" by Paula Cole. You g et the Dawson's Creek theme! This could be good or bad actually. Watch the next episode of Dawson's Creek: If Joey is with Pesci, love is coming your way. If she's with Dawson, you've got a long wait ahead. Leo "Please Don't Go Girl" by New Kids on the Block. Your beloved won't stay even if you beg them. It's the sad truth. Prepare for the lonely nights by adding your profile to every dating website you can fmd. People really do find love on the internet. Right? I think. Well, actually nevermind. What am I talking about? Just listen to the sons. Page 14 The Ranger News February 14, 2004 • Soring Break #1 Spring Break Vacations! Cancun, Jamaica, Acapulco, Bahamas, Florida. Best Prices! Book Now! 1-800-234-7007 www.endlesssummertours.com Spring Break 2004. Travel with STS, America's #1 student tour operator to Jamaica, Cancun, Acapulco, Bahamas, and Florida. Now Hiring on-campus reps. Call for group discounts. 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Rescue . •• was requested and female was.;. naiispmted to hospital A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 62iuph m a 45mpfa zone. /A citation wis . ./ : . ;n:. / : V . : ' V-/ . hacking - 1-26-04 1-26-04 1-27-04 1-27-04 1-27-04 r . - : .i \ • students for t nderage drinking. - 1-23-04 Lead Foot, CTH E/CTH JR. 6:13 a.m. ; • - f \:o.rr .ro-... or:o' o„:v IWnoaH :/vn//n A.:-;V:v":. -i3r^WtS snow. Vehicle was towed. ,fei&S S 1-28-04 1-28-04 1-30-04 1-31-04 Lesson Learned? CTH E. 8:51 p.m. Citations were issued to a driver for Operating a Motor Vehicle while intoxicated, Operating with a BAC greater than .08, and passing in a no passing zone. Driver was transported to Kenosha County Jail. Possible Druggies. University Apartments. 12:21 a.m. Officers were dispatched to University Apartments about a smell of marijuana. That Sucks. Wood Road. 1:12 a.m. A vehicle collided with another vehicle while attempting to pull into a parking stall. Another crash? 7:23 a.m. Kenosha County Sheriff's Dept. requested assistance with an injury accident. Hope it was worth all the trouble. Wyllie Hall. 1:34 p.m. Dispatch received a complaint of a derogatory comment written on a sign. Wow, another accident. 8:31 a.m. Officers were dispatched to an acci dent involved two vehicles. Kiepto. SAC. 9:27 a.m. Officers were dispatched to SAC for a report of a wallet being removed from a purse without permission. Cyber Freaks. Wood Road. 12: 58 p.m. A student reported receiving harassing emails. Case pending. Where was the parent? 9:43 a.m. Officers responded to a fire alarm apparently pulled by a small child. Alarm reset. 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PRESENTS -THE January 29th, 2004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 Things to Do @ th e U Pg. 2 News Briefs f Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Sports Pg. 6 Music Reviews Pg. 8 Health and Body Pg. 10 Horoscopes and Comics Pg. 11 Exposing the Sexes Pg. 12 Classifieds Pg. 14 Police Beat Pg. 15 Sports Players from the Milwaukee Brewers have lunch in Union Square. See Sports on page 7. I Are you having your cake ami eating it. too? Exposing the Sexes is on page 12. University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Student Newspaper U.S. Congressman Paul Ryan speaks with members of the local community More politics? Page 9 Chancellor Jack Keating prepares to make sundaes at the ice cream social. Page 3 ASSISTANT EDITOR SCOTT STEFANI A&E DIRECTOR E&1ILY R ASBORNIK MUSIC EDITOR GEORGE DRURY SPORTS EDITOR MICHAEL L.UI NEWS EDITOR JOSHUA LANGER GRAPHICS DESIGNER MATT GONYA CREATIVE DIRECTOR CHARLES BARROWS BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ ADVERTISING MANAGER CHRISTINE FERRER RANGER REPORTER RUSSELL HARRIS KATIE DYLEWSKI Letter from the editor Production: The Ranger News Date: Studio: Wyllie D139C CWCeVeUbe0enr i^Knon^p over winter break, preparing to bring you aquaHtypublicat.on. Our mission statement; The Ranger News staff is dedicated to publishing the most reasonable, reliable and entertaining information to the UW- Parkside coomunity they can provide. We are starting off the new year with a great issue. We have news, sports, music, movies, ^ comics, and as always, the ever-popular police beat (you gotta check out the new twist ion th &). The semester has kicked off. I strongly encourage everyone to check out some of the student organizations available to join. There are indeed opportunities of a lifetime within your reach. Ever wanted to be on the radio? Check out 101.7 FM WIPZ. Care about the health and welfare of your fellow classmates? Talk to Peer Health Educators. Want to write for the newspaper? Come see us. I promise you, Parkside, you will gain much more from your time here if you get involved. You're in college, make a lifestyle out of it. —Henry Raskins Editor-in-Chief The Ranger News January 29, 2004 The Ranger Growl The cost of books sold in our bookstore is absolutely ridiculous. I feel like I'm giving the school a 15-percent tip after paying my $2000 tuition bill. On average I've spent about $400 each semester. When I sell my books back at the end of the semester, I feel even more raped. I get next to nothing back, especially when there is a new edition of my book coming out next term. Many colleges have student-run bookstores and use their profits to benefit the school community. If that is the case here then I'd like to know where all this money is going. Until then I've found a great new place to shop - it's called www.half.com. Sincerely, Fet up with Over-Paying for Books This is a complaint that is probably going to be dismissed simply because it is from a male, but I really have a problem with the Women's Center. Does that mean I'm not allowed to go there? It looks so uninviting. The thing is, I consider myself a feminist, even though I am a male. Plus I like women. But I feel like I'm not welcome there. Is it a place where women go so that they will not be bothered by guys trying to hit on them? Or is it a place only for women, with a "no males allowed" policy? I've always thought sexism was a horrible thing in society; now I know how it feels. — Macholess Male •• <; • :K J;•l ;«gya® •• f mm«S I$MI«« 7. lJ: " : '7 7 7,. 7.77- : \ 777 .7: ; 7777.7 77. 77v7- 77r77: - -V ?' 7 7 : 7 ; V , . - ; . • • - • 7 , : . ; ; The views stated here do not necessarily reflect The Ranger News, its staff or any part of the UW-Parkside community, with the exception of the person who wrote it. We Want It Right The Ranger News strives for accuracy. If you notice something wrong in the newspaper, email us at therangernews_uwp@yahoo.com and we'll make a note of it our next issue. UW-Parkside News Briefs Ice Cream Draws a Crowd Students, faculty, staff, and guests milled around Main Place during the ice cream social on Wednesday, January 21. The atrium was filled with conversation as participants disposed of 48 gallons of ice cream and a bevy of toppings. According to Amber Engel of Student Activities, the ice cream social has been a tradition at UWParkside since 1987 or earlier, with more than 25,000 persons served. The ice cream social is funded by the student segregated fee. Kenosha Businessmen Donate Art to UW-Parkside The stained glass piece that now stands in the sunny southwest corner of Main Place used to decorate the lobby of the original American State Bank in Kenosha. Bank incorporators Joseph Madrigano, Sr. and Ralph Tenuta, along with A1 Aiello, A1 Di Simone, and bank architect Frank Wilson, offered and facilitated the donation to UW-Parkside. Delivery and installation were completed and funded by Public Relations fundraising efforts. Facilities Management built the metal framework that suspends the stained glass artwork, which depicts a bald eagle in a field of stars and stripes. The piece measures about five feet wide by ten feet high. Phi Eta Sigma Academic accomplishment is rewarded at UW-Parkside. Students who achieve a GPA of 3.5 or better in either semester of their first year of study may be invited to join Phi Eta Sigma, our campuswide academic honor society. Membership in this national organization is widely acknowledged by employers as a sign of academic success, and chapter members are eligible for additional scholarships and awards. Many students find the chapter to be an excellent way to meet students from other disciplines. Asa student-run society, students can also acquire leadership experience as well as help promote academic achievement on campus. For more information, see the society web site at http://shiva.uwp.edu/pes/. Art Club Amazing Art Raffle The UW-Parkside Art Club is holding an art raffle Thursday, February 12, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Union Bridge. A variety of media will be raffled. Tickets for the raffle are one for a dollar or six for $5. Page 4 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 UW-Parkside offers new RideShare Program.. Make getting to campus easier, save on gas money, help reduce parking congestion, and more! By Russell Harris , Have you or anyone that you know ever got tired of paying for gas, putting wear and tear on your car, or needed a way to get to the UW-Parkside campus when your car is in the repair shop? Maybe you are one of the many people who care about air quality and would like to do something to help improve it. Well, UW-Parkside has an idea that is free to register for and far less costly than pumping up your car with gas, which seems to be more expensive by the day. If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then the RideShare Program might be for you! The RideShare Program is a carpooling service for members of the UW-Parkside community. First of all, carpooling does not require you to have a car. "Riders Only" share the cost of the driver's expenses. In addition, you can choose to just drive. You can carpool solely when your schedule permits you to. This service links people who live within a reasonable driving distance of one another. Visit the RideShare web site at http://oldweb.uwp.edu/admin/vc.admin/ride.share/ in order to register. In addition, you can go to http.//oldweb.uwp. edu/admin/vc.admin/ride.share/about_us.html for more information on this service. This web site has been designed with students security in mind and no personal information is ever used, including your UW-Parkside e-mail address. You must have a UW-Parkside e-mail account in order to access the RideShare web site, though. Potential carpoolers will only see your RideShare username, which is something that you create when registering. Last of all, the RideShare Program does require that you be dependable, on time, and that you are considerate of your fellow travelers. Try the service for a month or so to see if you like it. There is also another inexpensive option for you to travel to campus. UPASS is a semester long bus pass for the Racine Belle Urban System that when used with your UW-Parkside student ID will allow you an unlimited amount of free rides on the bus. It is paid for as part of your tuition and fees. You may be asking, "How do I get my UPASS?" It's easy! At the beginning of the semester, go to the Information Center in the Student Center. Show your valid student ID or your current class schedule when you visit the center. You can use your UPASS immediately, but you must renew your UPASS each semester and be taking at least one course for credit per semester at UW-Parkside. You can use your UPASS to travel for any purpose to any destination on the Belle Urban System. Students who drive their own cars can save hundreds of dollars in reduced gas costs, maintenance fees, and wear and tear on their cars. It will also lessen the hassles and stress involved in driving and in finding a parking space here on campus. It is a great option for students to consider and to take advantage of. Do you know about the Co-Curricular Transcript? Are you really involved here at UW-Parkside? Do you attend so many meetings and participate in so many activities; you can't keep track of them all the time? Well, the Co-Curricular Transcript is your opportunity to create a personalized record of these activities. Similar to a Registrar's academic transcript, this resource lists all of your 'extra" curricular activities during your time here at UW-Parkside. Participation in various organizations, leadership positions, community service, honors/awards and other educational development activities can all be included. The Student Activities office maintains the Co-Curricular Transcript. This transcript enables you to chart your developmental growth through college experiences, validate your co-curricular activities, complement your academic transcript, document and chart career path experiences, support scholarship and award applications. Through involvement in co-curricular experiences, you gain transferable skills that can be applied to many areas outside of the college setting. As a verifiable college document, the Co-Curricular Transcript can be used to support your search for summer employment, internships, graduate school, or a job after you graduate. Creating your Co-Curricular Transcript should be an on-going process during your years at UW-Parkside If you begin your Co-Curncular Transcript your first semester at UW-Parkside it will provide a more complete record of your involvement and development as a college student. Cheryl Langel, graduate and past President of the UW-Parkside Student Alliance, said she started a Co-Curricular Transcript to "keep track of someday6" e" ^ ^ ^ ^ l° ** ^ ^ d°ne a"d she hoped il ',wi11 be imPressive to people who will hopefully hire me When asked why he decided to use a co-curricular transcript, student Julian Thomas said it was "because I noticed my campus and professional involvement had grown and thought it would be imperative, in marketing myself, to have accurate accounts as to when I participated in various events." . . . . s®asy t°^rt a Co-cumcular Transcript! Stop by the Student Activities Office, Union 209, for a form. Complete this form and submit it at the Activities Office Whenever you have information to update or add, complete another form in the Student Activities Office. It is recommended that you ao this at the end of each semester, so your Co-Curricular Transcript is always current. If you have questions, contact the Student Activities office at 595-2278 or stop by Union 209. The Ranger News January 29, 2004 Remembering Katharine Jensen By Henry Gaskins and Bill Turner On Wednesday, November 12, a tree was dedicated to Katharine Emily Jensen, who unexpectedly died at the age of 22 in a tragic car accident on October 9. A group of approximately 60 students, faculty, family, and friends assembled to dedicate a pagoda dogwood tree to Katharine. The tree is #46 on the 25th Anniversary Nature Trail Self-Guided Walk. Dr.. Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz, professor of communications, organized the memorial on behalf of the communication department, at the request of the students. Donations were given by about two-dozen members of the campus community to cover the cost of the tree and its maintenance. Katharine was remembered at the ceremony through stories. Chancellor Jack Keating described how she organized a donation of T-shirts to the FEMA workers after the events of September 11,2001, which he only learned about after she did it, when he was thanked for the efforts of his campus. Mary Waid, lecturer in communication, spoke on behalf of all her professors about Katharine's work on a grant project with her last year. The project involved teaching conflict resolution skills to children, and Katharine was praised for her ability to work with them. Three Resident Advisors (RA), Chris Semenas, Myron Ulb, and Erica Gavin described their memories of Katharine as an RA and Residence Hall Director. All of the speakers stressed her generous nature and the considerable time she spent helping other students. They remembered her with poignant and emotional anecdotes, citing their personal experiences and loving memories. Her parents expressed their appreciation for UW-Parkside's dedication of the memorial tree. Her father announced that another tree will be planted in her memory at the FEMA facility, in recognition of her T-shirt project. This particular tree was chosen by Leeds-Hurwitz and Cathy Miner, a communications major who closely worked with Katharine, in part because of its cental location on campus a (near the outdoor classroom), and in part because of its unusual characteristics (it will flower in Spring and produce fruit in Summer). Chancellor Keating pointed out that its shape, with branches reaching in many directions, appropriately reflects Katharine's many interests. Katharine's pastor pointed out that the way th e tree's buds reach up toward the sky represents her uplifting spirit and optimistic viewpoint in life. A poem by Marco Morrison, communications major, and former PSGA president, was written in her honor for the occasion, and read aloud. He has given permission for the poem to be reprinted with this article. Life What is life If you have not learned to live? To live is to care and to devote yourself to the greater need not of yourself but of the world. What is life if you cannot open your heart to love? In life we gain respect from others by being ourselves and doing the things we know in our hearts are right. Not many people learn to live but those who truly live life to the fullest, will live in our hearts and in our spirits, long after their physical presence has gone. What is life? Life is you and me, making a difference in everything that we do and that we touch. To live is to learn from mistakes and to pick up the torch when great ones before us could not complete their journey. To live is to be free of the pressures of the outside world and focus on what really matters in life. Life is about people. It is about growing up in the way that we think, act, and treat each other. Life is about what you do while you are here. --Marco Morrison, 11/12/03 The Male Abortion By: Rosalyn Hill Most often when people think of abortion, two issues are at hand: the woman's rights and the innocent's life. The "male abortion is rarely thought of or discussed. Most people do not even consider it. A survey of 100 UW-Parkside students shows that only five percent know what the male abortion is. This is something to think about. When a woman brings a life into the world it is not her responsibility alone, so the issue at hand is, "What do we do with these baby-aborting fathers?" The male abortion is better defined in my work, "The Death of Deams " The Death of Dreams My mother couldn't explain why or how, she didn't even know who. When he raped her, he left no sign of his identity, but with a seed of his violence, they created me! Now that I am in school, I ask her day and night, "Why can't I get rid of his scar hanging over my head?" The kids always ask, "Where is he?" and I never can answer because when an innocent is aborted, it is never given a right to speak! Momma is constantly woiking, studying, praying, crying, and trying to explain why there is never enough! Never enough love in a single-parent home. Never-ending questions of, "What did I do wrong?" Never enough books, counseling sessions, kind words, gifts to make me forget he is not here and realize I am ALONE! Alone, why? Because momma birthed me into life, and daddy escaped leaving me with a Death of Dreams when he aborted me. Let us all remember to act responsibly. This is a mother and a father responsibility. Both men and women need to act responsibly, and take responsibility tor t h e i r a c t i o n s . — — , Page 6 The Ranger News January 29,2004 Unixer/ity Sport/ Kung Fu Concepts By Peng Her About five years ago, a friend of mine held black belts in Karate, Tae Kwon Do, and Aikido. She has won first place in many tournaments, but was beaten and raped by one perpetrator. This event questioned her skill level and how the martial arts were taught. This is why I'm teaching. I don't agree with how martial arts are being taught today. Many situations can be avoided with the proper knowledge. A large number of instructors today are only focused on recruiting students for profit. And after their recruitment effort, many of them have assistant instructors teach the class. My biggest concern is that many students I've met, who have black belts, don't have what it takes to be entitled to it. They have taken various types of martial arts since childhood and they still don't have what it takes to protect themselves. This is due to the lack of one-on-one with the instructor. These instructors stand in front of a fairly large class, punching in the air, and watching everyone imitate the motions. If you're a student in the back row, you can't see the instructor nor, can he or she see you. Martial arts, at their most potent form revolve from basic punching and kicking. There are no fancy kicks or twirling moves in the air. Because these moves, even after the fanciness, result back to using a basic kick and punch to attack. I designed a class where all formalities are cut away, leaving only the most basic and most effective moves. All long and telegraphic movements are thrown away, simply because they cause too much work and take too much time. In real life situations, your opponent is constantly fighting back. This is why I'm skeptical about many martial art demonstrators. These demonstrations, where the instructors are going through motions throwing their students around and knocking them down effortlessly, cause controversy. In a fight, both you and your opponent have one common interest, and that is to take the other person down without harming yourself. If two people were to really fight, no one is going to give their opponent his or her arm to be thrown around. It just doesn't happen! Williams earns permanent AD post at UW-Parkside After serving as acting athletic director at UW-Parkside for three years, David Williams has been hired as athletic director. Williams was hired after the university conducted a national search for an athletic director. "We did a national search, advertising in the NCAA News and locally," explained William Murin, Faculty Athletic Representative of UWParkside. "The position generated a pool of two dozen plus candidates of which two were interviewed." A search committee met with Chancellor Jack Keating to discuss its findings. After several internal conversations, Williams was offered the job. "I would like to thank Chancellor Jack Keating, the search committee, the coaching staff, and the university community for having faith in me to continue in this position," said Williams. "The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's administration continues to be committed to having a fist class athletic program. We have an outstanding coaching staff led by veterans Jim Kock, Rick Kilps, Mike DeWitt, and Lucian Rosa. I draw on these four coaches knowledge every day. Structurally, the athletic department is on par with other NCAA Division II universities. What I am most proud of is the performance of our student-athletes in the classroom. Student-athletes at UW-P understand the commitment to academics that our coaches expect and it is reflected in the team grade point averages." "I am fortunate that Lenny Klaver, Linda Draft, and Wayne Dannehl (all former UW-P athletic directors) are readily accessible. I hope to build on what they started. The direction they have given the athletic department over the years and the guidance they continue to give me is invaluable." Williams is a graduate of Augustana College, Rock Island, Illinois, with a degree in education. The Prospect Heights, Illinois native earned a Masters Degree in Educational Administration from North Dakota State University. Williams served as an assistant men's basketball coach at NDSU and later was hired as the top assistant men's basketball coach at UW-Parkside under Jeff Rutter. In addition, Williams was the head men's golf coach at UW-Parkside prior to accepting the acting athletic director position in January of 2001. Williams is the National Association of Collegiate Directors of Athletics third vice president. He also serves on the NCAA Division U men's basketball regional advisory committee and the NCAA degree completion committee. He serves the community as a member of the Kenosha Rotary West and as a board member for Junior Achievement. My style is similar to the police-fighting styles across the globe The only difference is that I focus more on technique and one-on-one with the instructor. If interested, come join or visit my sessions on Tuesdays & Thursdays, February 17 through April 29 at 4:00-6:00 p.m., in the Dance Studio of SAC building. The class is free. Sign up in the intramural office or for more information contact Tamie Falk-Day at falkday@uwp edu or (262) 595-2656. Kung Fu Concepts is sponsored by UW-Parksihe Intramural s. Page 7 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 MILLER LITE PRESENTS THE ILWAUKEE BREWERS Q4 WINTER TOUR The Milwaukee Brewers Visit UW-Parkside Approximately 200 Brewers fans filled the UW-Parkside Student Union to see some of their favorite Milwaukee Brewers players and the team's Manager, Ned Yost, on January 23. The Milwaukee Brewers travel from town to town in Wisconsin during winter to promote their team on what is called "The Milwaukee Brewers Winter Tour." The players who were in attendance to sign autographs included: Scott Podsednik, Bill Hall, Chris Capuano, Wayne Franklin, Jim Gantner, and Gorman Thomas. Ned Yost talked about the strong minor league players that the Brewer's have in their organization and the amount of success that the young talent is having in the minor leagues. He hopes that the youthful talent can develop over the next few years so that the Milwaukee Brewers can improve on their season record. His goal for the upcoming 2004 season was for the team to finish above .500. The Milwaukee Brewers will have a different look this season after they traded their super-star player Richie Sexson to the Houston Astros for six talented players. The event also included a raffle that benefited local youth programs. The main attraction in the raffle was an autographed Paul Molitor bobble head doll. Paul Molitor was recently inducted into The Major League Hall of Fame. Everyone who attended the event left with a smile on their face, and some sort of souvenir. Congratulations to the Fall Intramural Sports Champions!!! 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The style of into new territory, reaffirming her message to the world at large that she is music, whether you choose to call it "emo" or acoustic rock, bears strong a woman to be reckoned with. On Educated Guess, Difranco took on the similarities to the early Dashboard Confessional recording The Drowning task of recording an album by herself. She eschewed the use of a back-up E.P. The first track on Krohn's album, "Enough of You," is an old "emo" band to instead take the role on for herself, playing all the instruments and stalwart, the love song. The shining moment on this track, however, is when providing herself with background vocals. The newest role tor her on this his lead vocals harmonize with his background vocals that come in during album was that of being both recording engineer and producer. Another feathe second verse. The track "Blacksheep" begins as an anthem for individu- ture of the album that is all Difranco are the liner notes. The small booklet ality, but the sentiment that rings through clearer than his acoustic guitar is contains Difranco's original artwork and three previously unreleased poems that of his faith. In this song, Krohn places his very strong Christian beliefs by the singer. All of these things together make Educated Guess, a truly on the table so that there are no questions about the meaning of any of his one-woman show. lyrics. This blatant honesty that places him into the "emo" crown also makes it easier for the listeners to find themselves in the song. "Post Platonic" is a straightforward rock song with a guitar riff reminiscent of the Goo Goo Dolls about moving a relationship past the friendship stage and onto shaky ground. The final song on the demo could perhaps be the strongest in terms of instrumentation. On 'Til Be With You," Krohn accompanies his acoustic guitar with a driving piano track, wrapping up the demo with a message to the listener that they aren't alone. Overall, the demo is a strong start for an artist with immense potential. If you are a fan of acoustic artists or Christian artists, go to www.ioshuakrohn.com for information about Krohn, potential shows, and to hear the tracks from his demo. Desert Island Album What is a Desert Island Album? On her new album, unlike those of several of her contemporaries, Difranco avoids the trappings of a conventional pop sound and stays true to her "folk punk" roots. She maintains her role as spokeswoman for feminism, providing inspiration to women everywhere to remain strong in the face of today's ever-changing political landscape and urges men to call themselves feminists also. Politics, love, and lessons learned are also topics of choice throughout the album. Difranco's guitar sound is more on this album than any in the past, and her unique picking style feels most appropriately placed center-stage on these songs. Her style of shifting between screaming, moaning, and singing her brilliant lyrics adds a level of intensity to already combustible subjects. The most powerful tracks on the album aren't songs at all, but instead, they are spoken word renditions of her lyrics. Educated Guess offers an appropriate voice for a new beginning in an already legendary career. It is the albums that you would risk your life saving in a fire. They are albums that never get tiresome, even after that 78th listen. They are the albums that you have to have if you were ever stranded on a desert island. Of course you would also need some sort of listening device. Bright Eyes: Lifted or The Story is in the Soil, Keep your Ear to the Ground (label: Saddle Creek) This is the fourth studio album by indie-rock heroes Bright Eyes, fronted by the twenty something Nebraska genius, Conner Oberst. Bright Eyes is only one of the bands Oberst has created; he also leads the more outspoken, socioeconomic band Desaparecidos. Oberst has been putting his poetry into music since he was thirteen years old. Now in his twenties, he has built a very sturdy underground fan base. Conner Oberst has been tagged as being the next generation s Bob Dylan. He definitely has his critics, like Dylan. Some people are of the opinion that the lyrics are amateurish and that Oberst's trembling voice can be annoying. Through all the criticisms, there is no doubting the honesty of emotions that Oberst's lyrics and melodies evoke. This is probably Bright Eyes's biggest and most publicized album to date. Hardcore Bright Eyes fans will not be disappointed. Oberst, once again, comments on failed relationships, depression, soul searching, and the sad state of American society and government. The power of this album is in how the lyrics are maniacally spewed from Oberst so honestly. In one of Oberst's more spiritual songs he desperately questions, "If I sold my soul for a bag of gold, to you, which one of us would be the foolish one?" In the final track, he comments on commercialism and society in the quote, "Well, I guess that we all fit into your slogan on that tast food marquee: Red-blooded, White-skinned, oh, and the Blues. I got the Blues. That's Me!" The songs also have the catchiness of a Beatles tune. Of course, some songs are better than others; regardless, some of the standout tracks are- "Lover I Don't Have to Love," "Bowl of Oranges," "Nothing Gets Crossed Out," "Waste of Paint," and "Let's Not Sh*t Ourselves." This album has everything to make it interesting for a very long time, truthful lyrics sung over intricate yet catchy melodies. Every artist's objective is to convey a kind of universal human truth through his or her medium and Oberst creates art with this album. Page 9 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 Dec. 18: A political day at llW-Parkside Matt Gephardt and State Rep. Jim Kreuser visit UW-Parkside Matt Gephardt, the son of a leading presidential candidate, US Congressman Dick Gephardt (D-Missouri), paid a visit to UW-Parkside in December with State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha). Rep. Kreuser is a UW-Parkside alumni and former president of the PSGA. He is currently the Democratic Leader in the Wisconsin State Assembly. Gephardt and Kreuser met with students and faculty to discuss the importance of education and health care issues. Matt Gephardt was diagnosed with cancer as a child. His father Dick and mother Jane spent a lot of time in the hospital with him during his treatment and helped set up a Ronald McDonald House in St. Louis for the families of sick children. Matt Gephardt shared the story of how he overcame that challenge and pursued his dream of starting his own business. After attending public schools, Matt Gephardt earned his undergraduate degree at Duke University and an MBA from Northwestern University. Matt succeeded in starting his own business during the 1990s. That business, like so many other small businesses, became a victim of the high tech bust. Today he works for a software firm in Atlanta, where he lives with his wife Tricia. Rep. Kreuser has endorsed Dick Gephardt for President, saying the Congressman's support from labor union families and his realistic healthcare plan make him the best choice. Chancellor Jack Keating greets U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson on December 18. Thompson came to UW-Parkside to discuss Medicare issues with the local community. Matt Gephardt, son of former democratic presidential candidate Richard Gephardt, and State Representative Jim Kreuser talk politics with PSGA Secretary Joe Duncan. '* • ' •y ; yy- 'v -• ;,v•••»<•••••• -y '' ' *' - - ' - - s v s ' , , . s ° - -A What is your favorite rea tional Studies "The Newly weds." "The Real World." •;/./: i ; - 'J&i . - • tion Major. Criminal Justice Page 10 The Ranger News Jan uary 29, 2004 HEALTH & BODY By Emily Rasbornik I am so sick of the so called "health world." One day coffee is bad for you the next day it's good. I actually just heard that chocolate is really good for you and that vitamins can cause cancer. Do they want us fat and sick so we keep coming back for more bad advice? I think being healthy is very important, so I asked my doctor about what she thought about the "health world" and her stance seemed to be that magazines and newspapers will put anything in them to get you to read them, even if it isn't the truth. Well not in this paper! Frankly, I am sick of them changing their minds all the time. Each week I will research and find a good reliable health tip. Something we can rely on. My doctor gave me some great resources to look at that will help answer some of my questions. In each issue I will share my source and my new heath find. FIND # 1 Spring Break is fast approaching and I know we all want to look good. Here is some motivation to get healthy. Physical fitness is to the human body what fine tuning is to an engine. It enables us to perform up to our potential. Patience is essential. Don't try to do too much too soon and don't quit before you have a chance to experience the rewards of improved fitness. You can't regain in a few days or weeks what you have lost in years of sedentary living, but you can get it back if you persevere. And the prize is worth the price." The key to weight control is keeping energy intake (food) and energy output (physical activity) in balance. All information was collected from htto://healthfinder.gov FIND #2 Jason Meekma asked, "Does Yellow Dye # 5 really shrink your weenie?" I am assuming this question came from the long age myth that drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your testis, decrease your sperm count, or cause your weenie to grow smaller. The controversial ingredient is called Yellow Dye No. 5, also known as tartrazine; it is an FD&C (approved for use in food, drugs, and cosmetics) coloring dye commonly used to give various foods a bright lemon color. It has long been deemed safe by the Food and Drug Administration, and has been in use since 1916. So I am sure we would have heard something more than roomers about shrinking penises by now. So Jason If you drink a lot of Dew, you will notice one related perfectly harmless side effect, quite a bit of yellow liquid will flow out of your penis. All information collected from www.snopes.com/toxins/vellowhtm YOU'VE GOT QUESTIONS I'LL FIND ANSWERS. E-MAIL EMILY RASBORNIK AT REAL757@YANNN MU J*, MOLN Concourse Sponsored Br. Peer Health Educator At Northwestern, It All Adds Up! Combine an array of natural health care programs with an outstanding learning environment and you'll discover a unique institution... NORTHWESTERN HEALTH SCIENCES UNIVERSITY 2501 West 84th Street, Bloomington, MN 55431 (952)888-4777, ext.409 www.nwhealth.edu 1 the leader in natural pioneering natural health care education health care programs: chiropractic, massage therapy, acupuncture and Oriental medicine percent pass rate on chiropractic national board exams 50,000 wtKtf Wjrf-to- l student patient visits in f f to faculty ratio the University's /u clinic system M clii University clinics Page 11 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 Humorness H«Aey, you A "f© s ee MArfe //» It's 9 COMIC!!! Horoscopes ^ YL;-.-'. Y ^ it:.'.-v^r mam Aquarius It is quite possible that you or someone very close to you has been watching too much of the TLC channel. Have they been redecorating like mad or talking about having babies? They seem to be going through a phase of mommyness. It will pass - so be a good friend and stick by them through this terrible phase. Scorpio Scorpio, of all the signs - you are the hippest. You're damn cool and you know it. Pisces You have to chill out and listen to some music to clear your mind from the cluttery stupidness. You're stressed and you should run over to Best Buy or get on Kazaa or however you get your music, and opt for some happy stuff. I see Ben Kweller or the Beatles or Outkast being the optimum choice for your bringing your mood up. They're happy and you should have these in your collection anyway. Taurus This is the sign of the Bull. You are the biggest of the signs, like crab and scorpion and goat and all that. If any people with little animals for their sign try to fool you this week - just remind them that you're a bull and they'll remember their position. If they laugh at you for the bull comment, just grunt. Like Tim the Toolman Taylor. Arg ar ar. Just trust me I'm the astrologer here alright. Sagittarius Are you having a bad day? Aw. It's ok. We all have bad days. You'll make it through. Libra If you're thinking about starting a band - I'd suggest not. It will turn out to be a big fiasco of creative differences and you might as well just find a little known band (that's good) and tell people you're in that one instead. It will be less hassle in the end. If I'm totally off about the band thing - then find a stranger and show them this horoscope and complain about how this astrologer doesn't have a clue. If it will make you feel better -1 don't mind. Leo You are going to find the love of your life this month. You guys are perfect for each other so don't screw it up with your negativity and nonsense. Virgo You are beginning to doubt the path you're taking in life. Perhaps you'd rather be in California or in some other county traveling around. That's craziness and you know it, silly dreamer. Stay right where you are for a bit and learn a craft first. You don't want to find yourself out of your element and broke, right? Learn how to repair shoes or how to bind books. This will save you if you choose to venture out into the big scary world. Aries You need a significant other. There are lots of lonely people in this here town. Why not kill two birds with one stone and do a charitable act for the community as well? Go to a seedy-looking bar, find someone with black jeans and a bad haircut, and sweep them off their feet. Perhaps a roadie for a local cover band? He's practically famous! Go! C1 »-•-» /4 f l-> a I Cancer Is your close friend attempting to grow a moustache to make themselves appear dapper and manly? Like Tom Selleck perhaps? You know what you must do. If we all stick together we can help our fellow man, we musn't stand by and allow these people to cast themselves into a hellish world of unattractive aesthetics. Unattractive aesthetics. It sounds like it shouldn't make sense, but I looked it up so no worries. Capricorn I can't think of any witty predictions for you. I apologize. You already know what's up so why are you reading the horoscopes anyway? Treat yourself to a milkshake. Gemini You feel an emptiness in your life. You need a pick out a pop culture icon to guide you. There are many to choose from.. Let's see: Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, Britney Spears, Rick James, they're all very lovely choices. Collect their licensed merchandise, follow their life choices as good or bad as they may have been. Page 12 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 By Henry Gaskins As we continue to write Exposing the Sexes, I figure it will be best to describe the purpose of the column at the beginning of every semester, since inevitably there will be new students reading the newspaper. I will explain up front that my thoughts on what this column is about may differ from Emily's thoughts, but that is the foundation for the column itself - that we each describe a subject from our own perspective. The art of exposing is based on the fact that many people believe men and women think differently. So I will describe what I think, feel, and have experienced on a subject, and I believe Emily will do something similar. You may deduce from that: I am taking a male college-student perspective and she is taking a female college-student perspective; therefore, we write about common issues and incidents that occur within relationships. In the past, we have written about our perspectives on impressing, jealousy, and the "game" itself, among other issues. This semester we have a good line-up of topics to discuss as well. I am not attempting to represent the male sex in this column. It's not like a battle between the sexes. It's more like a case study: one random guy (who happens to work for the newspaper) and one random girl (who also happens to woik for the newspaper) each share what they think on a subject. The column itself is not meant to advise. In fact, one of the rules I give myself when writing this column is that I do not give advice. Although I consider myself to be a perfectly respectable guy with good general reasoning behind everything I do or think, I don't consider myself a person to give advice when it comes to relationships - reiterating that I can only write what I think, feel, and have experienced. I do, however, hope to invoke at least a couple provoking thoughts throughout the existence of this column. Since we write about relationships, it is only right to also include our current status on the dating scene, or whatever you want to call it. I'm single. I've been in many types of relationships: long-term, short-night, long-distance, living-with, dating friends, dating exes, dating co-workers, etc. I don't mean to present these as credentials or anything like that, because I don't pride myself in not sustaining a relationship. Instead I write these as a way of noting that I have experienced different interactions with members of the fairer sex. After all, if I had great credentials, I'm sure I wouldn't have been single for the past six (or so) months. That isn't 1a say I haven't (By "talked," I mean spoken to girls who I might be interested in dating and who also might be interested in dating me.) I've talked to plenty of girls in the past six months. My most recent conclusion on why I have not maintained a relationship is that I do not believe the girls I have been talking to actually know what they want in a guy or relationship. That is, of course, my own, personal opinion. But my own attraction to them has not necessarily been about what they want out of a relationship, although I have noted this in every case. My main attraction to a girl is more of what they want out of life. I think there are few people who really grab their own life and try to take direction. My current thought is that I may be searching for the impossible: a person who takes direction, appreciates me for who I am (human, if nothing else), and who coincides perfectly into my own life. Until then, or about the age 28,1 will remain single. art of Exposing ByEmily Rasbornik Well, we are back for another semester. Life seems to be moving faster and faster. I am a senior, but I think I will milk this college experience another year. It's a scary thought to be done with school. My freshman year I was planning on finishing college in four years, having a great job right out of school, and thinking about marrying my wonderful boyfriend who is now an ex. Wow, how life flies by. I finally seem to be "growing up," but I feel like my relationships are not. They are being stunted by confusion and hopelessness. I cannot get away from the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." I hear it all the time and it never really made sense to me. So I thought I would try and expose these cake eaters, by making sense of this phrase. I guess right now, it seems like so many people do not want to be in real relationships. They don't want to settle down or be honest with how they feel, like they have other priorities in life that need to be attended to and they don't really know how to balance it all out. I have met plenty of girls and guys who can't seem to make decisions : the opposite sex. There are a lot of different people in this world and everyone seems to fall in all sorts of categories but I have narrowed it down to two main groups. Type one is people who want to date around, see what others have to offer and not be committed to anyone. But I found something weird in this group, they still have one person they are in contact with when they aren't playing the field. They don't want to be alone so they string someone along to make them feel good. This one person is usually in group two. Group two people want to settle down, are fine with commitment, and want to balance everything in life with someone else. Group two are people think that relationships are very important and see great value in them. Usually group two people get into a relationship wanting, to give it their all. They confess their love and then get toyed with from the people in group one. They want all the benefits of the relationship, but when a problem arises, they try to act like they are confused and don't want to settle down. They don't want to deal with the common problems that come with relationships or maybe they don't know how to. They have no clear boundaries, and they end up taking group two for a ride. The weird thing is, group two gets in the car with no seat belt and allows themselves to be taken for a ride. Maybe they don't want to be taken for a ride, but it's like they can't control it, they try to comfort their own emotions by doing things that will end up hurting them, because they claim to have no control. They base decisions off emotions. Its like they are so scared to see that the other person doesn't like them. I have learned that you get what you tolerate. Group one can't be honest, knowing they really don't like a person, and then they lead group two on because they like the attention. Group 1 tends to say things like "Oh sorry, I don't know if I like you, I am so confused." Well, I happen to think that is a line of bull. They know dam well what is going on, they just want the other to be around when they want them and then leave when they're through with them. Hence die phrase: "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Instead of using emotions as a tool to help make logical decisions, Group two does filings based off emotions and reenforces this phrase by not removing themselves form the situation. I don't think people realize they may fall into group one or two, it's just a natural pattern that they go through, and I don't think anyone really tries to identify what's going on. If they did I am sure the unhealthy relationship circles in their life would slowly stop. I also need to throw in a group three, the miscellaneous people, and the ones who are in happy relationships, dealing with the common relationship problems, taking one day at a time and loving one another. I am sure this is where we all hope to be someday. Life flies by very quickly, mine seems to be in 6th gear going 99mph, but my friends and family kick it down to 5th by helping me remember about the real loving relationships that I have with them. No one should be scared to see the truth of what they're relationship really is about. This is what Exposing the Sexes is. Questions? Comments? Thoughts? Concerns? Any other ideas? E-mail Emily Rasbornik at real757@yahoo.com or Henry Gaskins at uw_paperboy@yahoo.com Page 13 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 I'll qualify I won't I'll qualify I won't STUDENT ORGANIZATION & VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITY FAIR IAN 2 a UPPER MAIN PLACE >5 iwr-tir | Sxwrd tn Crurtu** Coiid h Vofcartre TV WtV HMq V p*rcr« wSfc r cv4*l » Ccr-f If If. ;«>?>»;. § There's a lot to know about qualifying for the Earnelllncome Tax Credit (EITC). You need to work and earn less than $34,692. If you have children, they must meet three qualifying test% And that's just to name a few. But the most important thing to knc^is you can get help figuring it all out. Visit us on the web, call 1-800-TAX-1040 or ask your tax preparer When it comes to getting help claiming everything you honestly deserve, consider it done. 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We will go through the strategies on how to pinch those pennies and stretch your dollars. Join us to get more for less! FRIDAY, FEB. 6th MtP NOON, UNION 206 LEADERSHI P S E R I E S http://oldweb.uwp.edu/admin/union/activities.html _ Sponsored by Student Activities pr"vidw «™ce! for patrons with special N ' contort llw Parfa.de Studenl Center for assistance. (262) 59S-234S. ) Page 15 The Ranger News January 29, 2004 12-3-03 Lead Foot. Outer Loop Rd. 10:44 A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 49 mph in a 24mph. zone. 12-3-03 Nomad. Union. 12:43p.m. Officers were dispatched to the Union as a result of a homeless person bothering staff. 12-3-03 Lead Foot. Outer Loop Rd/CTH JR. 10:17 A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. 12-5-03 Why Would You Park Here? 2:25 Officers noticed a vehicle in the Tallent Hall parking lot. Driver was transported to Kenosha Jail for intoxication and drugs. 12-5-03 Kleptomaniac. GRNQ. 10:00a.m. A purse was reported missing from GRNQ when owner walked away for a few minutes. 12-5-03 No Passing. 6:46 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for passing in a no-passing zone. 12-5-03 Technical difficulties. 5:24 p.m. Popcorn caused a fire alarm. 12-6-03 Stop Spinning SAC. 4:36 p.m. A person was found lying on the ground because of being dizzy. Person was transported to Aurora Hospital. 12-8-03 Kleptomaniac. 11:41 p.m. A student reported money was taken from a desk drawer without permission. 12-8-03 Kleptomaniac. Ranger Hall. 7:00 A student reported money and personal items missing from her room. 12-8-03 Cant We All Get Along? 2:45 A student reported being shoved by another student. 12-9-03 12-10-03 12-10-03 12-12-03 12-11-03 12-12-03 12-13-03 12-13-03 12-17-03 12-17-03 12-19-03 Drink Up. Outer Loop Rd. 12:29 a.m. A citation was issued for underage drinking. Klepto. WYLL Market. 4:31p.m. 12-19-03 A student reported that her backpack was Obnoxious Under-ager. 12:04 a.m. 12-20-03 A citation was issued to a student for underage drinking and resisting or obstructing an office. Druggies. University Apts. 3:30 p.m. 12-20-03 Dispatch received a marijuana complaint. Citations were issued for possession/use of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. 12-21 -03 Klepto. Outer Loop Rd. 1:02 p.m. Students reported to the police department items were missing from their apartment without permission. 12-19-03 All Cracked Up. 8:39 a.m. A victim reported that eggs were thrown at her car. Prank Yanker. Ranger Hall. 8:10 A student reported receiving harassing telephone calls. Getting Off Easy. 11:11 p.m. Officers were dispatched for a medical assist. Warning was given for underage drinking. Shame, Shame, Shame. 1 02 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for operating a vehicle without a valid driver's license and nonregistered car. More Druggies. 8:34 p.m. A student was taken into custody for an arrest warrant. Citations were issued for possession of marijuana. Klepto. 1:08 p.m. A victim reported to dispatch that money was missing from his wallet in an unlocked locker. 12-23-03 12-26-03 12-29-03 1-3-04 1-3-04 1-8-04 Yes, another Klepto. 2:40 p.m. A victim reported that her backpack was missing. Her backpack was later found with items missing. Deer in the Headlights. 5:23 p.m. Officers were dispatched after a vehicle struck a deer. Zero Integrity. 5:30 p.m. A victim reported to dispatch that his vehicle was damaged in a hit Bye Bye. Union Lot. 5:50 a.m. A vehicle that had been parked in the Union Lot for several weeks was towed. Stop Picking Ybur Nose. 1:44 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for inattentive driving. Boozing Behind the Wheel. 12:27 Citations were issued to a driver for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated. Subject was transported to Kenosha Jail. Damn Chemists. GRNQ. 10:22 a.m. It was reported to the police that someone attempted to enter the chem istry stockroom. No Patience. 11:55 p.m. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking. Sounds like a Party. University Apartments. 12:32 a.m. Several citations were issued for underage drinking. Aliens? 7* Street. 3:02 p.m. It was reported to the police department that a suspicious metal aluminum box was found in woods. It was determined-this was a box used for games. Drink Up. Ranger Hall. 10:37 p.m. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking. Someonefe trying to save some Money. Comm Arts. 2:46 p.m. A student reported her parking permit removed from her vehicle without permission. The Recil World - Ion Die90 Thursday's at 4 PM UIIPZ 101.7 RM Listen to Exposed on Thursdays @ 4:00 for Exclusive Interviews with The Real World-San Diego! February 5: Cameron February 12: More San Diego Guests! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 34, issue 8, January 29, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1/29/2004 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System co-curricular transcript health and body paul ryan political day rideshare program