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Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Thursday, March 12, 1981 Revise method of grade change by Susan Michetti A February memo sent to Parkside's division chairpersons from John Campbell, Associate Dean of Faculty, changed the student grade change policy at Parkside. "As part of the continuing effort to provide a controlled and accurate flow of information between the various parties involved in the maintenance of student records, grade change forms will, henceforward, require approval by the Office of the Dean of Faculty prior to being routed to the Office of the Registrar," the Campbell memo stated. "A recorded grade will not normally be changed except for a demonstrated error on the part of the instructor or the Registrar's Office. Grade changes require the approval of the instructor, division chairperson, and dean," the memo said. This was actually adopted by the Faculty Senate on March 9, 1973. Campbell explained that when this legislation was initially passed during the 1972-73 academic year, it was a matter of routine for the office of the dean to sign all grade change forms. About four or five years ago, it was decided that routing grade changes through the dean's office was not needed administratively, according to Campbell. He said that at that time, grade change approval was delegated to divisional chairpersons. Campbell said that the latest change in procedure resulted from "the questions that have been raised about the appropriateness of what had been done in this recent situation (requests for grade changes by some physical education students last semester). It would mean one more level at which grades could be reviewed." Parkside's procedure for handling grade changes has returned to the earlier pattern, reinstating administrative control. Campbell said that grade changes, in most cases, involve removing an incomplete by assigning a final grade. However, Campbell said that sometimes tins means changing a grade assigned in error to the correct anger Vol. 9 - No. 22 grade; this includes cases in which the students attending class whose names do not show up on the class list. On February 3 Campbell sent a memo to Beecham Robinson suggesting, "At the present time, with the permission of the instructor, a student may add a course at any time during the semester (or change from audit to credit), even at the end of the semester. Upon reflection, this amount of flexibility seems rather excessive and may, indeed, lead to some awkward situations for individual instructors. If my concerns are shared, I would like to ask the Academic Policies Committee to consider the adoption of a policy along the following lines: Students may not add a course, or change from audit to credit, after the end of the eighth week of classes, in the case of full - semester courses, or after the mid - p oint of the class in the case of modules." Currently, the "Faculty Guide" states, "Students may, during the first week of classes, add any course for which they are qualified. After the first week, a course may be added with the instructor's consent. Course additions should be made in the Office of Student Records." There is no specified deadline for course additions. Campbell said that he felt his proposal was reasonable. The Academic Policies Committee now has three alternatives: to accept, to not accept, or to alter the Campbell proposal. Campbell said that he has thought about limiting the "add time" policy in the past. He said that it seems to be a reasonable policy that students should pay tuition and fees and be involved officially as a student rather than waiting until far into the semester. Although students could be getting service and receiving the benefits of going to class unofficially, Campbell expressed concern that they could drop out at whim. He said that he felt that the recent situation in physical education has brought more attention to policies and that good changes will be produced by that attention. 28 grade change cards draw attention by Ken Meyer Editor On Dec. 29 last year Theresa Peck, Chairperson of the Education Division, received 28 grade change and 3 Independent study cards for six basketball players and one wrestler. The students, in order to remain eligible for athletic competition, dropped 10 classes worth 26 c redits from the social science, education, science and business divisions and picked up one - credit modulars like jogging, b o w l i n g , r a c q u e t b a l l , wrestling and golf. Peck initally refused to sign the cards because of the large number of the m (usually only one or two cross her desk at a time) and because the students' names did not appear on class lists. Peck talked to Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner and Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl and then contacted the instructors who requested the changes —r wrestling coach James Koch, cross country coach Lucien Rosa, basketball head coach Steve Stephens and assistant coach Rudy Collum. The coaches admitted to Peck that the students joined the classes late and somehow the adding and dropping procedure hadn't taken place. The coaches told Peck that the students did attend the classes and did the work, so Peck approved the changes. Peck said that she didn't understand what was happening right away because usually grade change cards are submitted to her for the removal of an incomplete, but this time they were submitted so that the students could receive the initial grades for the courses. Athletic Board Eligibility policy changed by Alane Andresen The Parkside Athletic Board met twice in the past month to deal with two pressing issues. The major issue for the Athletic Board this semester involved drafting and passing a new 30 - credit eligibility policy. Prior to the setting of the policy, complaints from several quarters had surfaced about students taking more than 30 credits of Physical Education. The present policy for graduation states that any credits taken in Physical Education over the 30 - credit limit do not count towards graduation. It was believed by some that athletes were taking PE credits beyond the limit to avoid failing coursework and remain eligible for competition. NAIA r ules state that an athlete must be enrolled in 12 credits during the current semester and must have completed 24 credits in their prior two semesters to be eligible to compete. There are no requirements as to what type of courses count toward the 12 and/or 24 c redits. A survey by Dr. Wayne Dannehl, Parkside's Athletic Director, was carried out last fall to see if, in fact, there was a problem with athletes abusing the 30 - credit limit. Dannehl said, "I was aware that some students were taking too many Phy - Ed credits; that's why I was pushing for this 30 - credit ruling last fall. If we wouldn't have had to do the survey last fall we may have gotten the policy passed in time to have caught this problem (the adding of c lasses by some athletes late in the semester last fall)." With the passing of the new eligibility policy, the Athletic Board hopes thai these types of problems will be curbed in the future. The eligibility policy passed by the board reads as follows: In addition to meeting applicable NAIA/NCAA eligibility requirements, all UW - Parkside students on intercollegiate athletic teams are subject to the following additional policy EFFECTIVE JUNE 1. 1981: Only the first 30 credits of Physical Education courses successfully completed at any post • secondary institution may be used to satisfy NAIA/NCAA eligibility requirements. All post - secondary Physical Education course credits earned prior to June 1, 1981 may be counted in determining NAIA/NCAA e l i g i b i l i t y ; HOWEVER, Physical Education credits earned after June 1, 1981 are subject to the 30 - credit limitation above. Interpretation of this policy in individual cases rests with the Athletic Board. In addition to passing the new eligibility policy, the Board has also created a committee which will review athletes' transcripts for reasons of elig ibility. Standard procedure in the past has been that the Chairperson of the Athletic Board reviews and signs them. Starting this semester, a sub - committee consisting of the Chairperson of the Board, the Athletic Director and a rotating member of the Board will review transcripts for the purpose of establishing eligibility when eligibility sheets are completed and forwarded. At the present, the Athletic Board is also looking into the pros and cons of preventing students from participating in athletics while on academic probation. Dannehl has been corresponding with a variety of universities to find out what their policies are on this issue. The accumulative results are: St. Norbert College, UW - Madison, Wisconsin State Universities Conference (WSUC) and North Central College allow students to participate in athletics while on academic probation as long as they are admitted to school, as long as they meet NAIA/NCAA regulations. Evening bus service starts KENOSHA RACINE by G. Helgeson Beginning the week after spring break, Parkside will have limited evening bus transportation to Kenosha and Racine, according to Mary McDonald, chairperson of Parkside's Evening Transportation Committee. "There will be two Jelco buses, one for each city area," McDonald said. "Both will leave Parkside Union at 9:30 p. m. Also, the buses will pick up passengers at Com. Arts, and Phy. Ed. The entire route for each city will take no longer than an hour and 15 minutes." "The Racine bus will go as far north as Shorecrest (3 Mile Road and Main Street). The Kenosha bus will go as far south as Pershing Boulevard (at 85th Street)," McDonald said. Tickets will be priced at 75* each or $4.00 for a book of eight. Tickets can be used any time after purchase, Mc Donald said. Bus drivers will not accept cash, only tickets. After this week's tabling, tickets will be available at the Union Information Desk, along with schedules and routing flyers, according to McDonald. She added that after 7:30 p. m., tickets will be available at the Rec Center desk. The decision to begin offering evening bus transportation was made after a survey of over 500 Parkside students indicated a high interest in some sort of evening transportation, McDonald said. The Evening Transportation Committee and the survey were initiated by the Educational Services Consul, under Carla Stoffle, Assistant Chancelor of Educational Services. Those on the committee are: Ron Brinkmann, Olivia Lui - Hayne, Don Jahns, Dave Pedersen and Kathy Slama. SUFAC is funding this semester's evening bus transportation as a trial period, McDonald said, and ridership will determine whether or not it will be continued in the future. 1. Wood Rd. 2. Taylor Ave. 3. Southwood Dr. 4. Durand Ave. 5. Lathrbp Ave. 6. Wright Ave. 7. Ohio St. 8. Kinzie Ave. 9. Lathrop Ave. 10. Graceland Blvd. 11. Osborne Blvd. 12. Spring St. 13. Northwestern Ave 14. Yout St. 15. Douglas Ave. 16. Harmony Dr . 18. LaSalle 19. 3 Mile Rd. 20. Erie St. 21. Gould St. 22. Main St. 23. 7th St. 24. Villa St. 25. 16th St. 26. Taylor Ave. 27. Meacham Rd. 2 RANGER Have a happy break To the Editor Editorial Help us help you by Ken Meyer Editor There have been some misconceptions lately about what Ranger should and is able to do, so I'll try to explain why we're here and what we're doing. We're here mainly to inform Parkside students about what is happening everywhere, not just at Parkside, that affects them. As editor, I try to keep up with campus events but I can't find out about everything in time to give it advance coverage if no one from the sponsoring organization informs the people they plan to get coverage from about their activities. Contrary to popular opinion, you can't get something for nothing; somebody has to make an effort. In this case the effort only involves having somebody jot down the basic information about the upcoming event (who, what, when, where, why, how, etc.) and then dropping it off at the Ranger office. And that's only if Ranger doesn't make the contact first, which we'll always try to do. If the "news" deserves more extensive coverage, someone from Ranger will get in contact with those in charge for additional information. I know that's not the way it works on "real" newspapers, but you have to realize the limitations of t he student press, especially those of a young newspaper like Ranger serving the equally young university of P arkside. The same goes for every organization at this campus: its existence doesn't go back further than 10 years, so there isn't a whole hell of a lot of tradition to fall back on for guidance. The first and only tradition that appears to be working at Parkside is that of student non - involvement, which has many crippling effects. In Ranger's case, it means that we have to produce a newspaper for 5000 Parkside students with only a handful of reporters. A handful of reporters can't do too much, especially when most of them are the editors, too. Another problem for Ranger is the lack of journalistic knowledge students can obtain at Parkside. The last journalism class I had was in high school. There are two reporting classes listed in Parkside's bi-yearly catalog, but they haven't been offered for a few years. Oh sure, there are internships available (and good ones, too), but those are geared toward enhancing knowledge, not teaching the basics (how to write a simple news story, layout a page or write a headline). So don't fool yourself thinking that the whole Ranger staff is working on the newspaper so that they can use their journalism degree (there isn't one) and experience to enable them to get a good job with a good newspaper after graduation. To my knowledge, there are only two Ranger staff members who intend to continue in journalism after their undergraduate years. One is myself and the other is a person who is thinking of applying for next year's editorship. I noticed one problem when I came to Parkside in the fall of 1979 and the problem still exists. That problem is the poor communications between student organizations. That's probably due to the fact that Parkside is so young; we have yet to come into a time when everybody knows what everybody else is doing (or supposed to be doing); it looks like it might take another decade to straighten that out. The only way to solve the communications problem between groups is to have people within each organization make an effort to do so. But that is impossible if each student group lacks the sufficient number of members to do the organization's job as well as it should be done, let alone work along with a number of other organizations. People have to do their own work before they can help others. If they have to do a huge amount of work in their group, they'll never be able to set aside more time to try to improve communications with others. Therefore, all the Parkside student organizations need more members so that all groups can be organized together in a cohesive group known as Parkside Students. We need each other's cooperation. Ranger can provide assistance for others by covering activities and issues that should be covered. In return Ranger needs your help. No, you don't have to join our staff and write stories every week (although it would be nice if you did). If you have information that should be publicized to students, don't take it for granted that we already know about it. If everyone at Parkside thought that way, we wouldn't have anything. PSGA Elections President Jan Oechler Jim Kreuser Kay Mullikin Gary Strath man Vice-President Kathy Seliga Chuck Neu Kathy Bambrough Acknowledge vets Polls, located In Level 1 in Molinaro Hall, are open Thursday, March 12 until 8 p. m. Senators Steve Kaufman Bradley Faust Louis Valldejuli Mike Loos Bill Morrone Kathy Slama Phil Pogreba Joe Ripp SUFAC Ken Meyer To the Editor: Veterans in the future no doubt will serve their country in conflicts and crisises that our country will become involved in. However, apprehension and doubt will accompany and interfere with their performance knowing that in the past our government, by the people, for the people, have not provided adequate readjustment programs, health care and counseling for their return to society. Now at the time of national muscle - flexing and period of military importance this government should take an initiative to stimulate veterans programs and not pursue their aggressive attitude of reduction. To eliminate those programs that are most needed now is not only economically short - sighted, but plain foolishness. Agent Orange, the herbicide containing Dioxin, a known carcinogen, appears to have come into contact with over 80% of all Vietnam veterans whether they were actual combat veterans or members of support units. Carcinogenicity has a lag time of 20-30 years. Lag time is the maximum amount of t ime before symptoms might occur. This time bomb ticking away will not be swept under the rug. We are not asking for support. For these problems that affect individuals involved in the Vietnam experience, we demand acknowledgement and support for these problems. Thomas B. Olsen UW-P veteran Location of magazines shows poor judgement To the Editor: I wish to complain about the placement of the sexploitive magazines at the bookstore. They are placed in the window, and I believe that this is in bad taste and also exhibits poor judgement. I believe, first of all, that it is the bookstore's right to sell this literature. I have no quarrel with the selling of the material. I only take issue with the fact that these magazines, where they are now placed, subject everybody to their view. Even children of students are subjected to the material. When I questioned a worker at the bookstore about the placement of these magazines for the public to see, she replied that the magazines were good movers! I would not and do not call for the removal of this type of literature from the bookstore, since it is their free right to sell it. I only ask for some discretion and a little more prudent judgement as to the placement of the material. Sincerely yours, Chris Dorf Curly's Hat Band brings country rock to Union To start Spring Break off, PAB is featuring Curly's Hat Band in the Union Square tomorrow at 9 p.m. Urban country/rock best describes their wide variety of music selections. Curly's Hat Band makes use of country rhythms and instruments but maintains an electric rock thrust. The selections to be performed are taken from the music of Pure Prairie League, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker Band, Billy Joel, Steely Dan, Charlie Daniels, and Waylon & Willi e, to name a few. They will also perform six original numbers: "Still On My Mind," "Sure Havin' Fun," "Lay Down Your Love," "Wishin' You Were Here," "Lookin' For Someone To Love" and "South Bound Train." The latter was released as a single, with "Wishin' You Were Here" on the flip side, and was written by Roger "Curly" and Audrey Hendrickson; "Wishin' You Were Here" was written by Roger alone. The cost of admission will be $2 for UW-P students and $2.50 for guests. There can only be one guest per Parkside ID. Two valid forms of identification are required for admittance. There will be a 50$ discount for anyone wearing a cowboy hat. ganger Ken Meyer ....Editor Brian Felland # .Business Manager *Ve y,c*ett Wendy Wes!t-p1h"al, News Editor Editor Doug Edenhauser Editor BrianPass.no Photo Editor Ginger Helgeson Copy Edjfor STAFF Dave Cramer, Mike Farrell, Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston, Kim Schlater, Janet Wells, Jeff Wicks RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkslde and thev are solelv responsible for its editorial policy and content. V V ™ eve7 during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UWParkslde, Kenosha, Wl 53141. Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper with one - I nch margins. All letters must be signed and a telephone number included for verification. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER reserves all editorial privileges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. RANGER Thursday, March 12,1981 Reagan proposes tax changes BY Susan JV . A> •l u.is e PPnfT proposal is for a 10 per yyeeaarr for three years inC Utht eev etrayx rates for all individual income taxpayers making a total tax cut of 30 p er cent." fPr?6nt Reagans summary of the tax cut area of his new economic proposal rings out with enticing optimism but what does it really involve? And how do members of Congress, and the business and banking communities feel about it? First of a ll, let's take a look at the program itself. The Reagan tax proposal is twofold. First, the program is aimed at reducing individual tax rates by 10 per cent per year for three years, and secondly, at increasing the incentive for productive investments by business and industry in new plants and equipment by allowing more rapid write off of the costs of investments. The foundation of the Reagan plan for individual tax rate reductions rests upon the fact that over the last few years, tax burdens have been increasing steadily due to social security tax rate increases and inflation pushing people into higher tax brackets. Consequently, this has reduced the incentive to work and the ability to save. The Reagan plan is aimed at reducing tax rates across - the - board. At present, under each of the four taxpayer rates schedules (joint, single, married filing separately and head of household), people pay tax at rates ranging between 14 per cent and 70 per cent. According to the White House, when this plan is fully implemented, rates will range between 10 pe r cent and 50 per cent. Under Reagan's proposal, the idea is to implement these cuts on July 1, 1981. At that time, if the proposal has been approved by Congress, withholding will be reduced by approximately 10 per cent for individual taxpayers. The effects expected by the a d m i n i s t r a t i o n a r e unquestionably positive. The cut in tax rates is expected to provide greater incentives for employment and savings. Also, reduced tax rates should make tax shelters less attractive and encourage investment which, the White House assumes, would expand the productive base of the economy and produce more jobs. The second part of the tax cut proposal, termed by the administration as the 'Accelerated Cost Recovery System,' would create a new system for treating investments by business and industry. Specifically, it would determine the periods of time over which the costs of a company's investments can be "recovered" or "written off" when calculating taxes. In the new system, most business property would fall into one of th ree depreciation periods: Three year depreciation (autos and research and development equipment), five year depreciation (most other machinery) and ten year depreciation (factory buildings, retail stores, and warehouses). If the plan is approved by Congress, the new system would be effective for all property acquired or placed in service after December 30, 1980. There are multiple advantages to a system of accelerated depreciation. The White House feels that enactment of th is system would increase the incentive for business investments, increase productivity, raise real wages, provide a basis for creatinjg new jobs, improve the U.S. position as a competitor in world markets, reduce the accounting burden for taxpayers and reduce the auditing burden on the Internal Revenue Service. This second part of the Reagan tax proposal, which was originally introduced in the Senate by former Wisconsin Senator Gaylord Nelson, should skate through Congress with very little resistance. The major area of conflict so far in the tax proposal concerns the individual tax cuts. Members of the business and banking communities and the Congressional leadership remain apprehensive about that aspect of the tax plan. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Voelker has encouraged President Reagan to forego the individual tax cuts until the budget cuts are firmly in place. John H. Perkins, president of the Illinois National Bank and Trust Co., said, "I have great uncertainty over certain details of the Reagan plan." "I'm cautious," said Robert W. Galvin of Motorola Corporation. These comments combined with great VstuNH A GOOD PLACE TO BE! art classes begin March 23,1981 AASU s upports Atlanta parents by G. Helgeson Parkside's Minority Student Union (MSU) has organized a subcommittee to support and assist the parents of black children murdered in Atlanta, Georgia. Over the past few months, the bodies of ove r 20 school-age black children have been found in the area. Police have as yet no positive identity of t he murderer, who preys primarily on young boys. According to Debra Starks, chairperson of MSU's Committee to Stop Children's Murders (named for the central committee, CSCM, a citizen's action group based in Atlanta), the committee seeks to "generate support for the people of Atlanta, who must live in constant fear until the trauma is over." Starks said, "Most of the parents also need financial assistance to defray funeral expenses, as most of the murdered children were from low-income families." CSCM has been distributing green ribbons to those who have made a contribution to the parents' fund. The ribbons should be worn as an inverted "V", signifying hope, until the murderer is apprehended; they can then be reversed to signify victory, according to Vicki Rogers, a member of CSCM. Today is the last day that CSCM will be distributing the ribbons from their table on the main level near the library, but contributions can still be made through MSU. Other members of the CSCM include Cynthis Johnson, Michael Johnson and Donna Rhodes. Further activities are being planned by CSCM to generate Parkside support for the people of Atlanta and to raise funds for those who have lost children to the unidentified murderer, according to Starks. Nonverbal evening workshop offered A workshop entitled "Nonverbal Communication: Body Politics and Spatial Relationships" will be presented by The Bottom Line, an organization of Parkside Communication Students, on Tuesday, March 24, be tween 8-9:30 p.m. in Molinaro 107. The workshop will make participants aware of nonverbal behavior, messages, and consequences. Participants will become alerted to how silent congressional wariness concerning the individual cuts may mean a rocky road ahead for the program's adoption. According to economist Alan Greenspan, "The individual tax cuts could be the greatest stimulus to the economy in the last twenty years. Kennedy did virtually the same thing and it succeeded in greatly stimulating the economy, increasing productivity, and creating new jobs. This is a positive move." But not everyone is positive that the cuts are the best course to take. "To cut taxes alone will only build upon an already fearsome deficit and kick inflation higher," said House Ways and Means Chairman Dan Rostenkowski (DILL). "You cannot make any parallel with the Kennedy 30 p er cent tax cut because when that cut was enacted, inflation was at two per cent and we were not facing eight per cent unemployment. We need to give top priority not to how generously we can cut taxes, but to how wisely we can cut spending." In the third part of our series we will outline the part of President Reagan's proposal that Rostenkowski feels should take priority — the spending cuts themselves and the people they will hit the hardest. messages can promote or interfere with the accomplishment of busi ness and professional goals as well as with friendship. The knowledge acquired about nonverbal behavior can help in all areas of life. The workshop is a must for those who want to develop an awareness about the silent messages which pass between themselves and others on levels which are not perceived. Cultivation of awareness of nonverbal messages can assist those who want to be more successful "across the board." Specifically, nonverbal awareness can help when applying for jobs, presenting and evaluating initial contacts, evaluating relationships and throughout career development. Examples of spatial considerations, facial expressions Madison program ranks fifth The 1980 Gourman Report, a publication of National Educational Standards, ranked the undergraduate forest science program at UW-Madison among the top five in the nation. The Madison forest science curriculum was first offered in 1968. Professor Ronald Giese, the department chairman, says that the program is unique in the nation because of its strong emphasis on analytical skills, forestry policy issues, and individualized instruction. This excellence is possible through the help of superior computer facilities. and bodily posture will be presented. After the movie "Communication: The Nonverbal Agenda" is shown, training activities will permit audience participation. The workshop is free and open to all interested persons. Scholarships available The Financial Aid Office now has several local scholarship1 applications available for funds to be awarded in 1981-82. Included are the Data Processing Management $500 Grant, Business and Professional Women's Foundation awards, American Association of University Women (Racine) Scholarship, and Library Association Scholarships. Please inquire through the Financial Aid Office, 284 Tallent Hall, prior to April 1, 1981. FIRST ^National Bank / of Kenosha QPWNTOWN MAIN O FFICE AUTO B ANK 24 HOUR T ELLER ? BRISTOL 1 PLEASANT PRAR1E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. -a. ; -— •—- -- Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts 636-9178 (sSP Proudly Presents the Country Rock of CURLY'S HAT BAND Friday, Mar. 13 9:00 pm Union Square Admission: $2o° UW.P Students 9250 Guests 5W off for anyone wearing a cowboy hat Thursday, March 12,1981 RANGER Parkside hosts women's conference by G. Helgeson women's conference, featuring a one - woman dramatization of the life of 19th century feminist Margaret Fuller i^i^"V<W.omen in the Work Force, by feminist commentator Caroline Bird, an organizational fair featuring community agencies from Kenosha and Racine, and a full-day series of workshops will be held at Parkside on Friday night through Saturday, April 24-25. The conference, entitled "Accent on Women," is being organized by the Educational Outreach Office in conjunction with the Women's Bureau at Gateway Technical Institute, Planned Parenthood, and other various campus groups and organizations. Funding for the conference is being supplied by a Parkside Lecture and Fine Arts grant. Additional funding is being contributed from two Parkside student groups, Parkside Women's Concourse and the Political Science Club. "The purpose of the conference is to bring together a wide scope of women from the community in order to celebrate the achievements of women and to explore new directions for ourselves," according to the conference planning committee. On Friday at 7:30 p.m., the conference will begin with the Communication Art Theatre performance of "St ill Beat Noble Hearts" by New York actress Laurie James. After the performance, there will be a wine reception near the theatre and conference participants will be entertained by Parkside music students. Saturday at 9 a.m., Caroline Bird will speak to conference members on the unique problems of women in the work force and how to solve them. From 10 a .m. to 4 p.m., local agencies and organizations will be tabling in the conference area to provide information to conference participants about services available to women. Two of the organizations that will be tabling are Mother Courage Book Store of Racine and the local chapters of the National Organization for Women. A series of workshops will be offered to participants on a variety of topics, including: Relationships — Close Encounters of the Needed Kind, Making It As An Artist, Women in Non - Traditional Jobs and Apprenticeships and Men's Roles in the Women's Movement. Brochures and registration forms for the conference will be available beginning this week at Parkside's information kiosks, the Library Learning Cento- and at the Extoision Office. The fee, which includes a luncheon in the Union Dining room, is $6.50 for students and $10.50 for the public. James opens conference New York actress Laurie James' production of "Still Beat Noble Hearts" will kick off Parkside's first women's conference on Friday night in the Communication Arts Theatre at 7:30 p.m. The play is a one - woman dramatization of the life of Margaret Fuller, 19th century woman of letters, social critic and Transcendentalist. Fuller has been called "America's forgotten genius." She was a 19th century misfit: a woman raised by a ACTRESS LAURIE JAMES as Margaret Fuller (Insert). father who wanted a boy, but wouldn't let his child's sex spoil his plans for its education. Thus, Fuller read Latin before English and Cervantes, Moliere and Shakespeare by the age of eight. As an adult, Fuller was a friend to and part of the intellectual circle of Emerson, Thoreau, Bronson Alcott and Horace Greeley. However, she was severely criticized for her revolutionary writings, which were considered immoral in the 1840's. Fuller was one of the first to speak out for women's right. Her understanding of women's place in society, as revealed by her book Woman in the 19th C entury, laid the groundwork for feminism in the United States. Most famous in 19th century America were her "Con- Caroline Bird l ectures The second day of Parkside's first women's conference will begin with a lecture by Caroline Bird, author of Born Female: The High Cost of Keeping Women Down, on "Women in the Work Force." The one - hour lecture will be given in the Union Cinema at 9 a. m. Bird, best known as an analyst and interpreter of today's American society, is equally knowledgeable about trends in education and business. She has guested on several major television programs, including NBC's "Today," WNET's "Woman Alive", ABC's "Good Morning America" and CBS's "Sixty Minutes". Bird's study of the Depression and its effects, The Invisible Scar, and her controversial The Case Against College are widely discussed books. But it was Born Female that put Bird into the center of the women's movement, whose causes she advanced in the book. Everything A Woman Needs To Know To Get Paid What She's Worth is Bird's most recent book, and it is concerned with the plight of women in business again. It is a book of tactics for dealing with the subtle and unique obstacles women face in demonstrating their competence and in dealing with the male - oriented job world. In order to help business better understand how women can be more useful to them, Bird also offers seminars and workshops to aid corporations and professionals in exploring today's social changes and how they will be affected by them. Marilyn Bender in the New York Times Book Review, called Bird "constructive and practical." She has also been characterized as forward - looking and affirmative. According to Bender, "During the last half - dozen years, Caroline Bird has been translating the creative outbursts and theoretical mandates of Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem and other more publicized and scrappier sisters into fool-proof recipes for coping in a hither - to male - directed world." versations," meetings she conducted for the educated women of Boston in the hope that she could foster in them the consciousness that would lead them to "naturally develop self - respect and learn self - help." Fuller, her husband and their infant were drowned in 1850, while bound homeward from Europe, where Fuller had witnessed the Italian Revolution of 184 8. James' performance will cover Fuller's life in America between 1810 and 1846. James claims, "It has become my mission in life' to tell her story, to bring Margaret Fuller back into the history books and into the memory of Americans." To prepare for the drama, James spent fifteen years researching Fuller's life and works, traveling to places in America and Europe that Fuller had been familiar with and studying her diaries and letters at the Harvard library. She also has had the cooperation of Fuller's great - nephew, Buckminster Fuller, who labels her portrayal of his great - aunt "full of the impeccable heart, intellect and ideals that were Margaret." A YEAR OUT OF COLLEGE, ANDA STRAUSS IS MAKING AVIATION HISTORY IN THE ARMY. 111 be seeing Germany a way no tourist can. From the cockpit of an Army Chinook helicopter. "I m being assigned to a Chinook helicopter unit in Germany as a test pilot and maintenance officer, and I'm proud that I'll be the first woman to have that assignment over there. It's a real thrill for me. "So was learning how to fly a helicopter. It takes a lot more skill than an airplane. If you think college is demanding, flight school is even tougher. It's not only academically demanding, it's really mentally demanding as well as physically. "In Germany, I'll have a chance to use some of the leadership and management techniques I learned in ROTC. It's going to be a real challenge having command responsibilities. "I'm also excited about living in Germany. I'm looking forward to travelling and doing some skiing. And I really want to learn the language and get to know the people. I got into ROTC really j ust to see what it was all about. For me, it all couldn't have worked out better." Army ROTC got Anda Strauss off to a good start. Maybe it can do the same for you. To find out, stop by your Army ROTC office on campus. While you re there, ask about our scholarships and $1,000 a year spending money you can earn in your last two years. And begin your future as an officer. AT UW-P CALL: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette U. ROTC Call Collect: 1-224-7229/7195 borest and a member of Army ROTC. ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. RANGER Women in Business attend conference V Barbara I Thursday, March 12,1981 by J. Kingery On the afternoon of February 27 five members of the Women in Business Club set out for the UWGreen Bay campus to attend a conference offering workshops on administrative, managerial and coping skills directed toward women in business fields. Representing Parkside during the conferences were Cathy Colwell, Bonnie Ertl, Barb Kingery, Cathy Lawless and Debbie Milosch. The conference started off with a keynote address by Dr. Alma Baron, UW-Madison coordinator and teacher of programs for women in the managerial field. Baron is also the coordinator for the Executive and Administrative Programs for Secretaries. Her talk was on the history and future of women in business. Afterwards, there were 12 workshops available during the day on a variety of subjects. During the first session, Colwell, Ertl and Lawless attended Conflict Management. Ernest Thompson, an organizational development consultant in the Green Bay area, presented techniques helpful in differentiating between and resolving several types of conflict. Kingery and Milosch chose for their first workshop a discussion on networking given by Sylvia Patzloff, the Executive Director Special Festival here of the Green Bay - DePere YWCA Awareness was heightened by the workshop: participants sensed tnat communication is needed if women are to achieve goals. C°lw5 Kingery and Milosch also attended a workshop on stress management given by E. Marlene Crowley, a consultant / instructor for Northern Wisconsin Technical Institute. She presented a short - range stress plan and provided a number of valuable tips for controlling stress. Ertl and Lawless attended a workshop on effective communication given by Doris Byrne, who holds workshops for industry and professional groups. At the end of the day, all five of the Parkside group attended a workshop on the subject: "Where the Jobs Are and How to Get Them." A panel of three held a question and answer session on the availability of jobs and how to write an effective resume' to get those available jobs. The panel members were: Kathy Ley, Service Bureau of Green Bay; Jim Lemke, Job Services; and Cathy Huntowski, Small Business Advisory, UW Extension. The closing address, given by Sharon Metz, Wisconsin's 90th District Assembly Representative, was on how the legal system has given women the power to make changes. More than lioo handicapped children and young adults from the Kenosha - Racine area will participate in the second "Very Special Arts Festival" at UWParkside on Tuesday, March 17. It will be a festival emphasizing "hands on" participation by the youngsters with 180 workshops designed to allow the youngsters to experience various art forms, according to festival co - chairman Thomas Reinert of UWParkside. Taking part will be about 400 students from Kenosha Unified Schools special education classes and about 550 from Racine Unified, special education classes, plus handicapped students from Western Racine County schools and young adults from the Racine Opportunity Center, Careers for Retarded Adults of Racine and the Kenosha Achievement Center. Fifty-five individual artists and performing arts groups totaling about 175 pe rsons, 160 volunteer aids and 300 teachers and teacher aids also will participate in the sessions, which run from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Many of the teachers and aids involved are from UWParkside and/or the surrounding communities. Workshop topics will include mobile - making, foil and styrofoam~ constructions, apple Arts Review to recognize talent by Christine Wood This spring Parkside students will publish their first annual arts review. This anthology originated with a small group of students who felt that there was a high degree of creative talent at Parkside that had gone uhrecognized. Editor Ginger Helgeson, associate editor Janet Wells, Heidi Makris, John Nichols, Jeff Frank and Brian Passino make up the staff of the Parkside Arts Review. Carol - Lee Saffioti and Peter Hoff serve as advisors. Graphics, photography, poetry and short stories will be featured in the review. A screening committee will choose outstanding entries to be published in the review, which will be available to the Parkside community early in May. Those students who are interested in submitting an original piece of work can still do so. The deadline for entries is March 26. All written work can be submitted to Ginger Helgeson at the Ranger office or to Janet Wells. All art work should be submitted to the SOC office on March 25 from 10 to 11:30 a. m. and on March 26 from 11 to 12:30 p. m. Written work should be typed. Art work and photography should be black and white and 18" x 24" or smaller. "Janet Wells and I have been working on this review for almost a year," Helgeson commented. "We feel that Parkside students have a great deal to offer and we hope that they will see the arts review as talents." a forum for their The Parkside Arts Review will be an annual publication. Students interested in serving on next year's staff can obtain information from Ginger Helgeson in the Ranger office (553-2295). I Like to Jog! Special Of The Week ADULT MUGS Adult Gift f f 2410 52nd St. Kenosha KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. WOMEN MEN MEMBERSHIPS: ONE MONTH (Introduction) - $20. 00 FOUR MONTH MEMBERSHIP - $95.00 ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP - $19 5.00 COLLEGE ATHLETES - $150.00 2105 - 91 st StrMt Ml, Wise. 53140 (414) 684-2221 NAUTILUS machines are designed to increase strength, flexibility and cardiovascular condition. sculpture, clowning, cartooning, stained glass, clay modeling, cloth collage, dramatics, paper flower - making, paper dying, balloon twisting, color drawing, potato sculpture, magic, music - making, folk dancing, word imagery, puppets, salt dough, yarn collage, living sculpture, string design, mural collage, musical games, silk screen, rhythmic movement, thumbprint design, weaving, designing with natural materials, creative dramatics, puppetry and story telling. Performing arts groups involved include the Somers Clowns, Opera Racine, Racine Dance Theater, River Acres 4-H Clowns, The Potter's Clay gospel singers, K-9 Klowns, St. Joseph's High School Art Club and Careers for Retarded Adults folk/square dancers. Ranger Bear, mascot of UW-Parkside athletic teams, will also be on hand. Reinert said that "Very Special Arts Festivals," held throughout the country, are a program of the National Committee for Arts for the Handicapped, an educational affiliate of the John F. Kennedy Center for Performing Arts. Local sponsors are the Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival Committee which has been planning the event since last spring, UW-Parkside, Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and Western Racine County Schools. Support for the festival also has come from the Kenosha Art Association, the Racine Arts Guild, Racine Art Association, Kemper Center, local business and industry and service clubs. Reinert said the event has special significance this year since 1981 has been designated by the United Nations as International Year of the Disabled. Locally, this year's festival has been enhanced by development of a resource workbook designed to help special education teachers both prepare students for the festival experience and to follow up with later' arts experiences in the regular classroom, he said. In conjunction with the festival, Parkside's Media Services will show festival scenes on closed - circuit TV and a display of art work by special education students from Racine and Kenosha schools will be on display through April 2 in the Communication Arts Gallery. MANAGEMENT GOT THE GUTS? But I Also STOP IN AND Enjoy Other PICK UP SOME Things In Life NEW TOYS. We've got the goal. You've got to be tough to play our game. But the goal is well worth it — a rewarding career in retail management that pays off in competitive salaries, sizeable bonuses and excellent benefits. Our game is the retali shoe business. We're pretty good at it and play it to win. That's why Fayva is one of the nation's largest and most successful shoe retailers and why we can offer ambitious men and women a real opportunity for a professional management career. If you're willing to work hard for fast success you can go from trainee to assistant manager In approximately 8 weeks (2 weeks of orientation; 1 week In a training classroom; 5 weeks of on-the-job training in a Fayva Store) and then to Store Manager in 9-12 months more. With our growth rate, it won't take long for you to go even higher If you prove to be the kind of pro that has help ed make Fayva a top team In the industry. Fayva Representative will be on campus Thursday, March 26th Contact your College Placement Office for appointment. FAYVA 555 Turnpike Street Canton, Massachusetts 02021 Attention: Field Employment Manager KIND OF SHOE STORE Equal Opportunity Employer M/F 6 Thursday, March 12,1981 RANGER Agent Orange described I Scholarship deadline approaches During the Vietnam War, measures were taken to strip away jungle cover in the upland forests and mangroves and to destroy crops that would have been used to help subsidize enemy soldiers. These measures were the use of toxic chemicals as defoliants. The defoliants, designated by their chemical compositions, were 2,4,5, T and 2, 4, D; better known as Agent Orange. A defoliant is, in effect, an intense fertilizer which makes crops "burn out" and die, thereby destroying whatever vegetation with which it comes into contact. A herbicide, 2, 4, 5, T was introduced as a registered pesticide in 1948. "Some 122 companies currently purvey 424 r egistered products containing this compound, and about 5.4 million kilograms of 2, 4, 5, T-containing products was made in the United States in 1970 (USDA 1976)." Agent Orange: 2,4,5, T and 2,4, D; contains what is classified as an impurity, the dioxin TCDD. The dioxin TCDD found in Agent Orange was measured at 0.1 to 0.5 parts per million (ppm). Through research, it was found that the use of dioxin in the parts per trillion (ppt) level pose potential health dangers. Dioxin is a known carcinogen — a substance that produces cancer. Carcinogenicity has a lag time of 20-30 years. Lag time is the maximum amount of time in which symptoms might occur. TCDD has an extreme biological stability, therefore it does not decompose or break down in the human body, in water, meat or plants. After contact, TCDD is stored in the fat and milk of animals (including humans). It has been proven to accumulate over a period erf time where there has been continuous contact. The chemical 2, 4, 5, T breaks down in substances such as meat, water, plants and soil. It has a half/life of 1-1/2 to 3 years when contained in soil. In humans; 2, 4, 5, T is released from the system through the urine, but TCDD (dioxin) is not released. "Daily exposure to only about 0.01 micrograms (10 nanograms) TCDD is needed for 'incipient carcinogenicity', 4 mg per day for premature death, and 240 mg per day for acute toxicity. Since the Agent Orange used in Vietnam contained almost half a kilogram of 2, 4, 5, T per liter (Westling 1976), each milliliter of this reagent would contain 25 nanograms of TCDD, more than twice the 'incipient carcinogenic dose'. ... Thus, American servicemen who worked with Agent Orange or who saw duty in the heavily defoliated zones of Vietnam have a legitimate basis for asking the government to look into the state of their health." (BIOSCIENCE Vol. 29, February 1979, A Mixed Blessing by Arthur W. Galston.) SYMPTOMS & EFFECTS OF DIOXIN: 1. CHLORACNE: Skin erruptions on the face, neck and back; loss of sensations in the extremities; nerve damage; fatigue; nervousness; irritability ; intolerance to cold; palpable and tender liver; insomnia; loss of libido and vertigo and shortness of breath. 2. Headaches. 3. Upper respiratory distress. 4. Stomach & kidney pain. 5. Edema. 6. Gastric hyperplasia & ulceration. 7. Hemoroglus of gastrointestinal tract & other organs. 8. Decreased immuno - responses. 9. Vascular lesions. 10. Gastric Ulcers. 11. Acute psychosis (reported suicides). 12. Severe d epression. 13. Memory & concentration disturbances. ALSO: Liver cell and Kidney cancer; cell carcinoma of the lung ; carcinoma of the ear duct; and birth deformities in the second generation (children of Vietnam veterans). Should you have any of these symptoms and spent time in an area where agent orange was used, contact the Parkside Vets Club. a Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear N / CLASSIFIED ADS The application deadline for several scholarships distributed through Parkside is March 27. All eligible continuing Parkside students may secure application forms from divisional offices, Main Place information kiosk, or Student Union information desk. All scholarship applications require the endorsement of a faculty member prior to being turned it. One Joanne M. Esser Scholarship in the amount of $400 is available. Qualifications consist of an interest in ecology, need, scholarship and completion of 30 to 90 credits by the end of the current semester. Two Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships are available in the amount of $250 each. Qualifications consist of need, scholarship and completion of 75 to 105 c redits by the end of the current semester. Four Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships in the amounts of $250 each are available. Qualifications consist of scholarship, service, need and completion of 60 to 90 cre dits by the end of the semester. Two Irvin G. Wyllie Scholarships are available in the amounts of $250 each. Qualifications consist of scholarship, need and completion of 75 to 105 cre dits by the end of the semester. Bedford Duo begins concert tour The Bedford Duo — harpsichordist Frances Bedford and oboist Monte Bedford — will begin a six-city concert tour with a performance in Indianapolis on March 13. The week-long tour will include concerts in Nashville, Tuscaloosa (Ala.), Atlanta, Macon (Ga.) and Selma (Ala.). Frances Bedford, a member of the Parkside music faculty, frequently performs in solo recitals as well as with faculty member ensembles. Monte Bedford, who did his graduate work at UW-Madison, is on the faculty of the University of Alabama where he is oboist of the Capstone Woodwind Quintet, the resident faculty ensemble there. Patronize RANGER Advertisers! PERSONALS LISA, do you only eat Snickers? Hereshy's PRE-MED student wants patient to play doctor with. (Rod) I CHALLENGE lOP'S to a Walk on Water contest. Tinfoil FOR SALE: Nice and tender "Loins" KKKloins ask for loins. PAMCAKES, a tall, dark, handsome stranger in your future. Jane TO THE KEY-TOSSER, see you in court. Cafeteria Bum TOOTHBRUSH — Down In the Union again getting stoned? I.C.I — Cavity BUBBA—the bathroom is around the corner. NEED GIRL (34-22-36) or better! I'm RICHI Call Brendan. PHIL — Thanks for being thoughtful, considerate, gentle, funny, exciting, cute, . . . JUDY — YOU should be on Sesame Street with me. Big Bird JOANNE, Brian from the Army has plenty of quarters. WANTED: meaningless relationship to add to collection. Contact Black Silk. VOLTAR works his mercenary magic on pathetic, undeveloped, ignominious disciples. JOANNE, the next Issue of Playgirl comes out soon and this one's 37". WANITA, weez gots too boogie agin in K.C.I The Military Last August, the Bedfords added an international dimension to their growing reputation for their performance on both Baroque and contemporary music with a concert at the International Double Reed Society in Edinburgh, Scotland, during the Edinburgh Festival. That program included the first performances outside the U.S. of three works written especially for the duo by contemporary American composers. In support of its encouragement of new music, the duo was recently awarded a Wisconsin Arts Board grant to commission and premiere a new oboeharpsichord composition from Veterans Club meets Sunday Veterans and concerned citizens are invited to a meeting of the Parkside Veterans Club on Sunday, March 15 at 2 p.m. The meeting will be held at Finney's West, located at the corner of Highways 31 and E. The purpose of the meeting is to recruit new members, supply information and elect club officers for the current year. Video tapes pertaining to Agent Orange and the Vietnam experience will be shown. Information and forms will be available for those veterans who need assistance in filing claims with the Veterans Administration. Free beer will be served. John Downey of the UWMilwaukee faculty. The Arts Board also funded the duo's Wisconsin tour three years ago. In January, the duo premiered Will Gay Bottje's "Sonata for Oboe and Harpsichord" in a concert at Southern Illinois University. The work has been published by the American Composers Alliance. Their Southern Illinois concert brought high praise in a review by music professor W. Kent Werner: "Throughout the evening, the artists brought to the music a high level of technical finish, sen- ' sitivity to the style appropriate to the period and flawless ensemble. How they ever manage the latter in view of their geographical separation is a mystery .... The highlight of the evening was Mrs. Bedford's performance of two Scarlatti Sonatas for solo harpsichord. Here, the limitations of the instrument were swept away by an imaginative use of rubato, articulation and musical gesture . that brought to mind performances by the celebrated Fernando Valenti." 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MISCELLANEOUS RACINE ECOLOGICAL SOCIETY Is looking for artists and craftspersons to sell their work at their Colonial Park Wildlife Arts and Crafts Fair, Sun. May 31. Contact Jeff Siutea at 634-1065. Sign up by March 15th. FOUND - man's ID bracelet in Union parking lot. 1-425-3027. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads — 10 words or less. 3. 30c will be charged for every additional 10 words or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P gtudent or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) Classification: Name. SS No.. Ranger WLLC D139 Martin named to Hall of Fame Former UW-Parkside national wrestling champion and four - time all - American Ken Martin has been named to the National Assn. of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) wrestling Hall of Fame. Martin, a native of Coleman, Wis., who now lives in Cody, Wyo., will be honored at the annual NAIA Wrestling Hall of Fame banquet Wednesday night at Central State University in Edmond, Okla., site of this year's national tournament. Martin, who was inducted as a charter member of the UWParkside Athletic Hall of Fame in January, 1980, along with onetime teamate Bill West, a NAIA "Hall" inductee last year, joins three other athletes and one coach as the newest hall of f amers. Martin had a splendid four year record at UW-Parkside, posting an 87-8-2 career mark and becoming the first Wisconsin wrestler to earn all - American honors four times. He placed second at 134 lbs. as a freshman, third as a sophomore and won in that same weight class as a junior. He moved up to 142 lbs. as a senior and lost a 6-6, 2-2 s plit referee's decision in that championship. Martin was twice named UWParkside Athlete of the Year, served as captain three times and was selected most valuable and most inspirational by his teammates four times. He was also NAIA all - d istrict four times as well as twice the NAIA District 14 wrestler of t he year. "Ken Martin is the person responsible for turning a wrestling program which was one year old when he entered UWParkside in the fall of 1970 into one of the NAIA's strongest in the 1970's," Parkside Coach Jim Koch said. "He started and carried an outstanding wrestling tradition at Parkside for four years as a competitor and three years as a student assistant coach." "Every coach hopes that a special athlete will come along some time in his career," Koch added. "Ken spoiled me by showing up in my first year of coaching. He has without a doubt set the standard by which all others will be compared." Martin late- served as head wrestling coach at Cody, Wyo., High School. Martin is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Marquardt of Coleman. He placed fourth in the state high school meet in 1965 and 1966 while wrestling for Coach Jim Douglas. Martin now lives in Cody, where he is an owner and operator of Wyoming Ri ver Trips. ACV-I tournament results by Gary Ledger Twenty Parkside students, including bowler Drama Desmaris and 8-Ball p layer Ron Schneider, gained experience competing during their stay at the ACU-I Regional Tournament in Milwaukee. Donna Desmaris, one of the 5- member Parkside women's team, led the competition with the tournament high game of 238 and high series of 608. Bowler Jan Oechler explained, "Donna went into the 608 series 18 pins down. She finished 85 pins ahead." Most important, the high game series honors won Desmaris the Woman's (Individual) All Events. As a result, she will go to the Nationals in Baltimore, Maryland, in April. Lisa Peckus, Ellie Becwar, Beth Wise, Oechler and Desmaris, all members of Parkside's Bowling Club, made up the woman's team. They finished 6th, claiming both the team high game of 898, a nd team high series of 240 6. Ron Schneider, 3-time ACU-I qualifier, defeated Don Lutz of UW-Madison to claim the Regional 8-Ball Title. This will be Schneider's second trip to the Nationals. The Men's Bowling Team placed fifth. John Peterson, Willie Yee, and Jay Podella led the way with a 196, 195, and 191 average, respectively. Jerry Zigner and Brian Ebener, all members of th e Bowling Club, completed the team. Parkside also fielded competitors in chess, backgammon, foosball and table tennis. Nick Hartl and Ted Patterson, both of the Chess Gub, played both individually and as a team. They brought home a 2nd place team plaque. Backgammon player Gregg Williams, although defeated early, "gained valuable tournament experience," he said. Foosball team Dave Sanner and Tom Shulak placed 9th. John Matranga and Gary Neu made up Parkside's second foosball team. Parkside Table Tennis Club members Khai Luc and Brian Walley competed in both the singles and doubles matches. Luc had a 3-1 rec ord earning him a three-way tie for first in Round 1. Because of pa irings, however, he did not advance to the double elimination matches. But, "every tournament you gain experience," explained Luc. According to Walley, he found out "there are a lot of better table tennis players around." Thursday, March 12,1981 Coming Events Thursday, March 12 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. In th e Union Cinema. The program is tree and open to the public. MEETING Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship small group meeting on "Rough Edges" series from 12:30 -1:30 p. m. in Moln. D131. All are welcome. Friday, March 13 VIDEO TAPES at 1 p. m. in Union Square with the "Second Annual Young Comedians Show". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE at0 p. m. in Union Square featuring "Curley's Hat Band". Admission is $2 for Parkside students and $2.50 for a guest. Admission will be reduced 50( if you are wearing a cowboy hat. Two ID cards are required at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, March 14 PLAY "The Woodhull" with Elizabeth Garry at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1 for students and $1.50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse. March 17,18 & 19 CAPSULE COLLEGE takes place. Call ext. 2312 for additional details. Thursday, March 19 LECTURE at 1 p. m. in Molinaro Hall. Prof. Walasek will talk on "Is the Population Explosion Still Exploding?" Register please, atext. 2312. PUBLIC HEARING at 6:30 p. m. in GR 103 with the Department of Natural Resources. The program is free and open to the public. Monday, March 23 VIDEO TAPES at l p. m. in Union Square featuring "Son of Football Follies". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. SEMINAR "Study Skills" at Ip. m. in CA142. All are welcome. MEETING Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship small group meeting from 1-2 p. m. in Moln D128. All are welcome. Wednesday, March 25 COFFEEHOUSE at 12 no on in Union Square featuring "Free Hot Lunch". Admissionis free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. BROWN BAG LUNCH/LECTURE from 1-2 p. m. in Union 207. Sponsored by Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship and open to all. SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT STUDENT FINANCIAL AID APRIL 15! Remember that date if you need financial assistance for next school year. Here's why: There won't be as much financial aid for college students next year. That's certain! All schools will feel the pinch because of cut backs in Washington and tight money at the state level. With not enough aid to go around, it will probably become a case of "Fir st-Come, First-Served." That's where April 15 comes in! Those who apply for financial aid before April 15 will be the "First-Served." They'll be considered for the full range of aid available, and will receive their first check in time for the Fall semester. Those who apply after April 15 probably will not receive full funding, and may be excluded entirely from some programs because of shortage of funds. And the aid they do get may be late in arriving. The April 15 a pplication date has been set by the Financial Aid Office to guarantee that UW-Parkside students get FIRST PRIORITY on THE BEST FINANCIAL AID PACKAGE AVAILABLE. That applies to all students: continuing students already on financial aid, continuing students whose changing economic circumstances might make them eligible, and new s tudents whose applications for Fall have been accepted. Remember! Everyone who wants financial aid for 1981-82 must complete an application. Application forms (separate from the admission form) and the latest information in financial aid prospects for 1981-82 are available in the Financial Aid Office, Room 284, or call 553-2291. W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Thursday, March 12,1981 Rangers end season with loss to Eau Claire ^ Doug Edenhauser t Jnf "J8?6 men's basketball wtT jnded its season last Wednesday night with a disappointing 88-64 loss at the hands of in NAIA District 14 championship game. This is the third straight year that the Rangers have lost to Eau Claire for the tide, which earned Eau Claire a trip to the NAIA national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers went into the game knowing that they were going to have a tough time against not only the Eau Claire team, which had a 24-4 record going into the game, but the extremely loud Eau Claire crowd, which has been said to mean an extra six to eight points for the home team. The young Ranger team took the pressure of the crowd well because of their Women lose in playoffs by Pete Cramer After a disappointing 6-19 season, Coach Noreen Goggin and the women's basketball team found their way to Iowa for the regional tournament game held at Grandview College. The Rangers made it there by upsetting Milton 75-70 for the NAIA District 14 championship title. Parkside found their stay short ; they were knocked out of the tournament in the first round by Missouri Western 71-59. Mistakes seemed to be Parkside's downfall. They turned the ball over 20 times to their opponents seven, yielding 11 steals on top of that. The Rangers shot a game average of .479 from the floor to Missouri Western's .375. However, Missouri had 38 more field goal attempts than Parkside throughout the course of the game. The lead scorer for Parkside was Laurie Pope with 18 points, while Cindy Ruffert and Robin Henschel each added 10. In the rebounding column, Laurie Pope led the team with nine while Jeanne Jacobs pulled down seven. The RANGER congratulates the Women's Basketball team for a fine effort in a somewhat disappointing season. Two wrestlers Ail-American Two Parkside wrestlers, junior Dan Winter and freshman Mike Muckerheide, earned NAIA All - American honors last weekend by placing among the top six finishers in their weight classes. Winter placed third at 134 pounds by winning five of six matches for the third consecutive year. His season record now stands at 30-3. He will compete in the NCAA Division I tournament this weekend in Princeton, New Jersey. Muckerheide placed sixth at 158 pounds by winning four of seven matches, finishing the season with an 18 - 12 record. Vet convention held Last weekend there was a Wisconsin Association of Concerned Veterans Organization (WACVO) convention held in Stevens Point. Ten voting points were available to the Parkside Veterans Club, but the Parkside club wasn't there. There are many budget cuts that are about to take place that will affect a large veteran population. For example, the state of Wisconsin recently initiated an Agent Orange Identification and Assistance program. The money needed to continue this project is about to be severed from the budget. This program, although successful to this point, has been labelled "unnecessary" by the state. WACVO states, "Now is the time to stand up for the rights that the veteran should have and deserves. The urgency of this matter cannot be overstressed. Within the next year, if the veteran does not take the bull by the horns, he or she will have nothing left of the benefits that are rightfully theirs." WACVO asks voters to write to their representatives in government to let them know voters do not want decreases in veterans' benefits. "Ethnic Dance Night » Performed by: The Racine Dance Theatre March 28 7:30 p.m. COMM ARTS THEATRE General Admission $1.50 Sponsored by: The INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS ORGANIZATION •&REDKEN" » hair styles for men and women experience with big crowds earlier in the season. V— However, neither team played the caliber of ball expected of them. The two teams played evenly for most of the first half, but Eau Claire gained a ten point lead for a 40-30 halftime score. Parkside's freshman guard Charles Perry kept the Rangers in the game in the first half with 13 points and four assists. Parkside fought back to close the margin to two points early in the second half before Eau Claire called a timeout to regroup. The Blugolds then scored seven unanswered points and eventually built the lead back up to 11 points. Parkside retaliated, with just under three minutes left in the game, in a scoring spurt in which they outscored Eau Claire 11-2 (with Perry scoring eight of those points) to close the gap again to two points. With the score at 64-62, Eau Claire called a timeout to cool off the hot Rangers, and wait on to take a four point victory. Chuckie Perry led both teams in scoring with 22 points, making the Eau Claire game his best game of the season. He also dished out nine assists and pulled down five rebounds before fouling out in the last minute of the game. The Rangers ended their season with a deceptive 16-14 record, not bad considering the caliber of competition they were up against. mum FRESHMAN GUARD opponents for layup. RANGER photo by Doug Edenhauser CHARLES PERRY weaves through THE STROH BREWERY COMPANY, DETROIT, MICHIGAN © 1978 'And for my second wish .. For the real beer lover. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside Offers Eastern Europe Study Tour Issue Volume 24, issue 12 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 12 • NOVEMBER 30, 1995 ants play with tb~ Endless Possibilities Surveying the landscape ofUW-Parkside makes one think of how much the right environment aids in the educationprocess. That "rightenvironment" could bedestroyed by the indiscriminant exploitation ofour natural resources. Perhaps we should study the issue more. An informational meeting forEnvironmental Studies willbe held Wednesday, December6, from 3:00 to 4:30 p.m, in the Faculty Lounge,Molinaro 11I. Beverages and snacks will be served. This will be a Wayof increasing awareness ofthe minor to students and faculty. Environmental studies is sninterdisciplinary minor designedto focus the studies of students having a stronginterest in environmental issues. It attempts to develop an appreciation for the scope of environmental problems and the consequences of van ous solutions. It draws upon the expertise of a diverse group offaculty in the Schools of the Liberal Arts and of science and Technology and is open to all students. An environmental studies minor can help prepare one for a great variety of careers, depending upon the major to which it is linked. The sciences of biology, chemistry and geology are good careers for linkage, leading to careers in wildlife conservation, science teaching, environmental monitoring and environmental law enforcement. The social sciences of economics, geography, history, and political science are also good majors for careers in environmental law, education and government agencies. In the liberal Arts, a linkage with majors in either English or communications opens the possibility for writing or broadcasting on environmental issues. ESTABLISHED 1972 UW-Parkside Offers Eastern Europe StudyTour • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer St. Petersburg, Moscow, and Budapest, are the scheduled stops for this spring's Eastern Europe tour, headed by history professor and Russia studies specialist Oliver Hayward. The tour, available for academic credit, will depart March 11 and return March 25. The $2550 cost includes airfare, lodging, most meals and admission to several museums, art galleries, and entertainment events. Not all of the course is a field trip, however. Participants should plan to attend 'eight Thursday evening classes during the spring semester, designed as preparation for the trip. Taught by Hayward, the classes cover historical, political and cultural subjects, as well as practical tips for getting more out of the trip. The weather is pleasant in Eastern Europe during the spring, though there may be snow in Moscow, warned Hayward. "It's a pretty demanding two weeks; we're on our feet a lot," he added. ''When they [Parks ide students] come back, they're sophisticated world travelers." In Moscow, he plans to show students the L ~= Kremlin, St. Basil's Oliver Hayward cathedral, and students will and there will be another also be able to roam Moscow glimpse at royalty in the University. St. Petersburg Royal Palace. There also is home to one of the best are opportunities to eat French impressionist art dinner with accompanying collections in the world, gypsy music. Hayward feels. Also, a trip Hayward has coordinated to a major countryside similar trips since 1980. For palace is planned to "see more information or to how the royalty lived." register for the course, Budapest, Hungary, has a contact Oliver Hayward at new War History museum, either x2467 or Molinaro 123. Scholarship Applications Available Applications for the 1996- 97 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Scholarship Program are now available through the University's Scholarship Office. High school seniors, first time or returning students are encouraged to apply. The competitive scholarships recognize outstanding academic achievement, leadership, and community and school service. Full and partial tuition awards are available, and several awards are renewable for up to 4 years. Applicants need to submit two letters of recommendation and a 250- word personal statement outlining academic and career goals. The application deadline is January 1. Scholarship selections will be made by UW-Parkside's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in March. Last year, Parkside awarded more than $125,000 in academic scholarships. For more information or to request a scholarship' application, call the UW- Parkside Scholarship Office at 595-2600 or write Linda Madsen, Scholarship Coordinator, Box 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141- 2000. Sigma Tau Delta conference held at Parkside • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Lovers of literature and aspiring poets gathered at Parkside November 17 and 18 for the Sigma Tau Delta regional conference. The theme ofthe conference was "Tales ofthe Past, Present, and Future." Sigma Tau Delta is the international honor society for English majors. Friday night offered storytelling by TAL.E.S. and Irish folk music by Green Side Up as entertainment for conference goers. Many had traveled from as far as Iowa and southern Indiana and thus, a social evening complemented by hors d'oeurves was appropriate. Multicultural storyteller Mary Norris said her stories are "folk tales that have a lot ofliterary elements." One story is about Tia and her pear tree, of which wild neighborhood boys climb. A magician grants her a wish: she wishes all who climb her pear tree to never come down. When Death climbs the tree, Tia holds him there until an elderly friend confides to Tia her wish to die. "If! had one wish, I'd wish they could all hear me," Norris said about the deaf children she has . encountered. Eddie Richter, a Waukegan storyteller for 8 years, grew up in the same hometown as Jack Benny, the king of all storytellers, Continued on page 8 II Student Health Services , 'I • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Articles in The Ranger News and discussions between administration and the Disabilities Awareness Committee have heightened concern about .the Student Health Services' future. On November 16 Gary Grace, Assistant VP of Student Affairs, Steve McLaughlin, Dean of Students, and Sharon Eaves, acting director of Student Health Services, spoke to about 20 students and faculty on the truth behind Student Health Services. Dale Wheeler, Chemistry professor and also disabled, facilitated. Constructive planning has been in the works for several years at Parkside. In 1986 residence halls were added and in 1991 Grace started exploring options to maximize SHS's limited space. Two choices still remain: to remodel existing space or to remodel adjacent space. Repairs on existing space are an estimated $250,000. Ayear ago, last spring, when KR decided to cease operations, Grace knew he had found a solution. Why not relocate SHS to KR's 3500square feet? He pointed out that not a single state dollar is fed into SHS, except for counseling services; Parkside dollars entirely support it. Still, he asks, "How can we improve the services and give students and staff value for what they pay?" Grace was told by the state: "We're not even sure Parkside should have a health center since doctored medical centers are right across the street [St.Catherine's Hospital]. "One of these days we're going to have to move," said Sandy Reeves, former SHS director, to Eaves. Eaves gave reasons for needing to move to KR. Records are kept in locked file cabinets in a public area, there is no separate area for "dirty room" disposal, and the top of the refrigerator is used for lab tests and pregnancy tests. A secure reception area, place for files, and exam rooms would be possible at KR. Representatives of counseling services, disabled students, and Peer Health Educators were at the meeting to voice their concerns. All seemed to . agree that a special aspect of Parkside is that almost everything is under one roof. However, Grace feels that "if the service is valuable and responding to needs, it doesn't matter where it's at." A Peer Health Educator reasoned,"When we're disserviced, our students are disserviced," referring to counseling services being forced to move along with SHS. "We don't physically need to be together to get our jobs done." Peer Health Educators want to reach out to all students and are afraid moving to an unreachable location would detract students. A suggestion was made to create "emergency" facilities in the present SHS space to accommodate crises. These facilities would also cater to the needs 0: Parkside's disabled students, with the main headquarters in KR building. Discussions on a possible SHS move to KR building were "precipitated by professional staff saying they don't have adequate medical facilities," explained Grace. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document -r niversity of Parkside- Wisconsin enosha, Wisconsin Volume 19-X Bill Horner by Dino Chiapet Gnews Editor Sheila Kaplan. UW-Parlcside Chancellor. has resigned due to the no-smoking policy which prohibits students. staff. faculty. and administration from smoking on campus. "I cannot continue to improve educational opportunities for students at UW-Parlcside if I cannot have a smoke once in awhile." stated Kaplan. "It's pretty tough being Chancellor. and not being able to smoke." Kaplan was caught smoking a $1.97 Monday, Aprilll991 3beiJa Kaplan Horner was involved in some controversy when he was UWParlcside Student Government President when he was accussed of having an affair with Maggie Frymire. who at that time. was involved with the present PSGA President Ken Schuh. "Sbe wanted me. I didn't want her. I had something she wanted . thatKen couldn'tgive 10her," said Horner. "I'm yet 10have my first college experience," said Horner. "You can call me a college virgin." As Chancellor, Horner is aI- 6 allBd itO paDltpltO:> INXS to rock Union Square Chancellor Kaplan resigns .. - _.. cigarette in the women's restroom by Gary Goetz, UW-Paricside's Assistant Cancellor for Administration and Sexual Affairs. UW -SyremPresidentKenneth Shaw called an immediate meeting with the Board of Rejects to select a new Chancellor ... After three minutes of talks, The Board of Rejects had selected a new Chancellor. "I am pleased toannounce that this is the first time any university in this country has ever had a student become Chancellor. Bill 'Horny' Horner. former PSGA President, will do a great job as UW-Parlcside's new Chancellor." said Shaw. According 10 the Board of Rejects. Homer was selected due to hisinvolvementon campus. such as founder ofUW -Parlcside' s "Uh, Ub I Take the Fifth Amemndment, and Ub Ub No Comment" movements. Most importantly, Horner is founder and chairperson ofUWParicside's "Uh, Uh Don't Smoke Organization." The Board of Regents respected Horner's dedication of quitting smoking after 65 years of doing so. When asked about his termination of smoking. Horner said, "Uh, Ub no problem." by Ludwig von Simpkins and Baronness von Terri Student Fees Allocations Committee chair Ken Shoe has announced that after months of .. misappropriating funds, the Parkside Activities Board has been awarded an additional $1.000.000 10 sign the rock group INXS to perform in Union Square. It is reported that INXS' s Lead Singer Michael Hutchence, who resides in London. England. is a distant cousin of Shoe. and that Shoe worked out a "crooked" deal with the band' s agent INXS was scheduled to appear at Carnegie Hall, but cancelled that appearance so they could perform in the Union Square on Friday night May 3. atS pm. Marie Boris. live entertainment chair for PAB, commends Shoe on his crookedness 10get the band here at UW-Paricside and thinks it will be SlnDger PboIo by Gwm Hedd Senior Jim Chomko, sporting the latest in professional fashion, pauses to wet hiswhisUe between two high-level interviews for his fu~ure.career in business. a smashing success. Boris also said. "This is the greatest thing 10 happen at UW -Parlcside since the Atletic Department hired AI Schiesser as head basketball coach." ~. INXS. which has cut several albums. is currently on tour promoting their new album "Y". and will be performing several songs including "Airhead Blonde". "Punt", "Devil In Your Shorts", "Mandy", "Kiss The Bust", "Faking AIl My Love For You". and "What You Don't Need". They will also be doing some popular oldies like "Wully Bully", 6 ~1l8d 00 paRltlJUO:) Inside ... Editorial .Page2 PSGARepon. .Page3 Lucifer'sLex .Page3 News , .Page4 . Residence Hall .Page4 Sports .Page5 NewProject. .Page9 Studenteatsfoot Page 10 Studentfataility .Page 10 Unclassifieds .Page 12 c Ranger , Page 2 Editorial ApriI!,I99! What I say goes! I bet when you walked by a Ranger stand today, you were very surprised 10 see a special edition avai1able for you 10 read The Rlinger ExecutiveCommiuee dec:idedin an emeIJleDCy session that because of all the !ale breaking news occurring, we would have 10 publisb a specia1 edilion. Itall started last week when Chancellor Kaplan resigned because of the newly enacted smoking policy. She decided she couldn't make it lbrougb a wboIe day's wort witbout pufting 011 a produclO. Since half of die administration is over in Europe bein&eDIeIlaiDedbytheRussians,the~ofRejectsdec:idedtheyhadlOtakethesituationinlOtheirownhands aad appoint a new t:bl!IJc.AoJlor. ACta' only a few mmUles of delibetalion, die Rejects appointed former PSGA Plesident Bill Homer as new c1lllnmllor. Owx:ellor Homer, ina televised address last week, stated that be has eligiOus1y quit smoking 10 accept Ibe appoiDtmenL Right after that incident, it was announced that SUFAC Chair Ken Shoe pulled off a quick move. and funneled $1,000,000 of illegal fuDds 10 dleParkside Activilies Board. These fuDds were used 10sign the British rock group U'oO(S 10 perform at UW -Parkside. It is also rumored that die bend cancelled an appeaIlIIIce at C-amegi~eHaUsodleycou1dperformatUW-Parkside. U'oO(S willbeperforminginUnion SquareonFridaynighl; - Talk about lIUIJIrises. Two !ale developing stories have been dug up by die Ranger fiom the Ath1etic DepartmenL UW·PlIrbide Head Baskelball coach, AI Schiesser, was named wistant coach 10 the Olympic basketball team. The big SlDJlrise about this is that Schiesser couldn't coach a pee-wee team 10one viclOry. and is lucky if be can lie hia own shoes in the morning. Despite that. we wish you luck. AI. Two UW -PlIrbide grapplers announced they would join the World Wrestling Federation under the team aame Bonanza. Jim Bezoae and Joel DullOn will wrestle under the names "Hess" and "LiU1e Joel". They are the taitofthe WWF. and are pegged 10 be champions by the time the WWF's Summer Slam rolls around. Go BonanzaI; Otherobservatioas havebeen madeof other new developments, and idiosyncracies have been notedofother people you may have seen or beard about on campus. Some are shocldng, some are expected. Most are untrue. by Ludwig von Disclaimer notice: The content of this special edition should be taking as what it is: merely a joke. Hopefully, all parties mentioned in this special edition will take it ina lighthearted manner. r=Jf J < Stranger, Page 4 News Aprill,l~ Residence Hall Expansion Project Underway byKenSboe Residence HaD Expansion Editor The scheduled expansion project 10 increase the residence hall complex 10houseanadditional 1200 students has begun, According 10 Deann PosheD, Director of Residence Life, "There has been a minorchangeinplans." Theproject plans originally. called 10 add 11 additional stories to buildings I and 7, and 4 additional stories 10 building 4. "Due to environmentalist concerns, we were forced 10 add the proposed floors below the current strucmre, underground," staled newly appointed Chancellor Homer. EnvironmentalislS claim that the proposed above ground expansion would destroy the beautiful landscape of the campus. The cost of the changes in the project are expected 10 reach an additional $4.00, and are expected 10 be allocated from student fee revenues, while thecost1On:sidents should increase $1400.00 per semester. Alvin Upsett stated "Let the environmentalists worry about the other 699 acres on campus. I need a place 10live on campus, and don'tfmditconvenient1Oputdown $2400.00 4 112 semesters in advance 10guarantee a room". "They are 100 worried about this place looking like a county park," stated resident Clyde Claustrophobic. "1 'd prefer they build the expansion above ground, like a nomtal university campus." Supporters of the underground project claim advantages. "'!be underground consbUCtion should decrease 9nergy consumption," Building seven of tbe residence ball complex before expansion projecL Artist's conception of building seven of tbe residence ball complex detailingtbe underground cbanges to be made, Slated G. G. Graced, Assistant Chancellorfor Reduction in Power Outages. "After last week'spower outage, this is a good idea." Campus Police officials stated that it would be easier 10 apprehend students under 21 years of age carrying alcoholic beverages into the complex. "Thiswouldpreventstudents from jumping out windows while we are approaching them," stated Faye Schouten, Campus Police Sergeant The project is expected to be completed by 4:07 pm lOday. BACCHUS changes mission statement UPI (DENVER, CO) The organization that has spent millions of do1lalsintimdinglOeducatecollege students on the consequenoes of alcohol and substance abuse has changeditsmission statement The BACCHUS·, whichSlOOdfor Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of UnivetSity Studerits, has changed its motto 10 Boosting Alcohol Consumption Can Help U Sleep. Betty Ford, former spokesperson for ,stated that, "It's no use trying to pound this crap inlO college students heads. We are better off promoting that they drink themselves silly untilAhey pass out on the floor and are 100 drunk 10 drive. Therefore, I have appointed Vince Neil, the leader of the heavy metal band "Modey Crue," to our spokesperson position. From what I have heard about his lOurs and albums, be will bea greatsuccess." Vince Neil was grateful 10 accept the position and quickly appointed Tammy Fay Bakec as thedirectorofcollegeaffairs. Vince Neil was quoted as saying in his newly appointed position, ''Like hey ya know, I really ain't got no drinking problem, like ya know. I drink, I get drunk, and I fall down. Like, no problem, hey?" Tammy Fay Baker was not available for comment at this time because she was preparing to defend her title in the Region 7 Jello Wrestling Competition at Back in Time, Racine, WL However, it is widely rumored she isin favor of a 13 year old drinking age and eliminating the federal liquor tax. It is also rumored that she is in favorofdistribution of illegal drogs as party favors. When Vince was asked about these allegations, he was quoted as saying, "Y cab;like man if the age is only for those young teenage cbickgroupies. Tbatwouldbecool caus' that's the age I like 'um. Now Igonnago have my breakfast, a bottle of JD and a couple hits of ·cid." The task of appointing new chapter direclOrs will begin immediately. Possible candidates include Drew Barrymore, Corey Feldman, Axel Rose, Roy Tarpley and Paul Schaeffer. Both Neil and Baker are on National Tom promoting their philosophy on how 10 party, and will be visiting your campus soon, """""""'" ~nly after Hussein failed towi!h. .draw in time 10 avoid disaster. "A similar failure on !bepan of Hussein's father likewisete. ;sulted in disaster,:' says .i Bassakrappapoppadupo1ls. THURSDAY APRll..l, 1991 SECfIONB Ranger coach chosen for ." Olympic Basketball team r Rlmger ' AI S endYMiUer,~,~rt'" chiesser most worthy us 0:.°';: (GorgeQ~~'c~oa1ch for 1992 hoops team ... not yet a. rot By TOM HANKs _ dye offer.. .ts.s'. W ,,$-J;[. Asst. SportsEd,'tor 10e Manum, Joerl~'~1 that :i::t:a=~~~~z~~~:m~e:~: sld, of the LBA'lii~jlPl-l UW -ParksidePhysical Education Department. " e been drafted bYlbel:la ,'!'ii,"" With this statement Athletic Director Wayne 1h CBA ' ,,'»1' ,K Dannehl announced ~t UW-Parkside head baskete ~~i}!t~1:j :~'~~~c~c:~~~~~~~:'s~:~~~~ good! Sba.wn, 'f4)iDjf~n~'pic Baskethall team. dog track rat hasbeena~~ nice:~~~ya::~:g:~;~~~e:s=:t~~ dOg races and has been in<£'("ffi!.l:cl" know about, urn,basketball." from aI1 wagering "',kX it' Schiesser, who just completed his third "interim" . 'l::t\;% Ji season as the Ranger's head coach, was selected by the breaking Plans for II24,~, ~:r;~~ac:~~~:~:~%d~t;;.chconsistsof 18 hole golf cOllISe~v~r~!fd Three years ago, Schiesser was hired as an "in- OyKgO;fcQa~h kt:~:~fi=tl.;=~a~~;:=} ~~:~:~~:~~ tho ap an·d. a\_i':dc ..It,~4¥Fj1iii£j, It is a bit of a surprise ~t Scheisser was selected for course an it Suviu """'~¢.~ the Assistant CoachingJO' b of the Olympic Baskethall ~=~==;==:' AI before theretumofli41i"'~';""'#f~ team, and coincidentally, Parkside Athletic Director ~:~r~:~rf~:YC::~ a Wayne Danneh1 is on the Olympic Committee Board Parkside game. Ai will get his which undoubtedly has much pull with the Coaches Selection Committee. chance to represent the United "I'm sure Wayne had nothing to do with my States of America as Assistant selection as Assistant Coach," said Schiesser. "1was Basketball Coach. picked for my success with my players and ability to handle myself through times of controversy." Questionable or not, Schiesser will be the Assistant Olympic coach and he will be coaching the best players in the world. In the 1992 Olympics, professee Olympics, B3 Grapplers to challenge for WWFcrown Bezotte, Dutton, pack bags for glory By BILL MURRAY Asst. SportsEdItor , The UW-Parkside Ranger Wrestling team was dealt a severe blow last week when lieshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte and sophomorelightweightJoelDutton signed contracts to wrestle in the World Wrestling Federation. Dutton (5'6", 140 Ibs) and Bezolte (6'6, 300 Ibs) each signed million dollar contracts with the Heenan Family which will take them through 1994. The two Rangers will form a new tag team which will be called "Bonanza" and their wrestling names will be "Hoss" (Bezolte) and "Uttle Joel (Dutton). "These two will be tag team champioos within a year," said team manager Bobby "The Bmin" Heenan. "Their combination of size and speed will destroy any tag ---=-=~team in the WWF." Heenan origina1ly just wanted tosignBezotte,butBezouewanted a package deal. "1 won't go anywhete without Little Joel," said Bezotte. Bezotte's main asset is a powerful move be caDs the ''TIlICIm," in which he uses bis opponent to "p1ow" the ring. Dutton, on the other hand, uses a move he calls the "Little Hammer," in which be flies off the top rope and kicks his opponent in the groin. UW·ParksidecoachJimKoch was shocked at the events, but 00- derstandsthelucrativesituationbis wrestlers are in. "I'm happy forthe guys because of the money and publicity they will be receiving, but their leaving is really going to hurtourprogram.I wasconsidering going along as their trainer but ] can't stand ~t weasel Heenan." seeWWF,B3 supposed to do once I cut the boy open," said an enthusiastic Dr. Brown. Once the area is exposed Lubkeman will be given a steel plate attaehCd with microscopic thread and tiny screws to hold the 3.2 pound piece of steel in syndrome• place. When Todd is sewn up, he will be moved to intensive care for at least a week. Then, lie will be given special attention in order to teach him how to walk again. Due to the extra weight on his head, it will take Lubkeman three to four weeks to adjust The metal plate will serve as a skull of sorts, keeping his brains where they belong and preventing him from unwarned narcoleptic attacks. "Were looking forword to having the big guy back and better than ever for us:' said Ranger teammate John Evans. "I just hope he doesn't try and head buttus after his firsthoop." Todd will have the very finest of care for the six hour surgery and three to four week stay in the hospital and is looking forword to being like everyone else on the team. "I'll just be glad when this is all over," said Lubkman. "I can't wait to get back on the court," Happy April Fool's Day Todd. Next Tune keep your eyes open on picture day. !Ranger Grapplers to In III exclusive telephone in- (tIVieW with the Ranger, former wwPcoIorc:ommenl8lOr Jesse the BodY Vc:.alUIa assessed the Heenan ac:quisilioD- "'Ibese two Bozos will be out oflbcJellueafteronematehl Booanzal Where's Michael Landon! LeI me guess. they're going 10ride into lhe ring on a horse 10 the Bonanza theme song. Give me a 1Rak'" Obviously "The Body" wasn't impressed. Vince McMahon, as usual. took the opposire side of Ventura, "I think the twO youngsters will tum some L--='==J:::'=:::::====~ • lID Bezotte =isser to give team his personalized touch siooaI athletes will be allowed 10 compete in the Olympics. This meaosduuourcoach Scheisserwill bele8Ching Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley. David Robinson and a host of professionalsconsidered to be among the best players ever. "Tbeopportunity 10learn from ColICb Schiesser is, well, a unique -. "said Olicago Bulls superstar Michael Jordan. Olympic Head Coach QlUck Daley was surprised but also de- IigbIed at !he opportunity 10 work almg sideof coach Schiesser. "I Ihiat AI is by far the most unique penon for the job. His innovative Style of coaching and rappon with his players is 10say the least. one in • million." Over !he course of the past Ibree seasons. coach Schiesser has IIIlld&: his unusual style of play famous among those who follow UW·l'arkside basketball. This approach will undoubtedly be tested bytheverybestofforeignteamSin next summer's showcase of the world's best basketball players. Parbide did not go 4-23 this seasondoingDOthing; the Rangers ran Schiesser's offense 10 perfection, using almost all the time on the 45 into WWF second shot clock before missing a wee pointer. This one of a kind approach 10 roundbaII will be the focus of the 1992 United Slates Olympic B'!Sketball Team's attack as the team seeks to avenge its otherwise disappointing Bronze medal finish in the 1988 games. Player personnel will be of utmost importance as the United States has so much incredible talent from which 10choose. Schiesser and Daley will be in charge of choosing the players which they feel can do the best jobs on the court representing the United States, "While I'm sure many people have the more popular superstars in mind, Michael Jordan, Magic, and Robinson, 1 am DOt against using some of the talent Isee in the college ranks," said Schiesser. "In fact, some of our Rangers, like guard Shawn Dunn have a decent chance of going 10Barcelona. • "We have a long way 10 go," said Schiesser, "choosing a squad, finding a hotel, and even picking an airline, but 1am confident that I can contribute all 1know 10 make the 1992 Olympic team the best it can possibly be." By BILL MURRAY AssL sports Editor Down here guys! UW-Parkside Baseball players look for $2 million in drug cash hidden under ball diamond. iii .. Harvey's Wallbangers ,The Kmg Iives on storm WI state Capitol for Rae ewa 1k e r s . canada is much WOISe. Besides, throw out the first blIUlIQl YIeet By IRWIN M.FLEfCHER you have to Imvel by sled-dog to anyway." Sports Editor half of the country, and I don't Next week is wbaI die lJad. In thei first visible protest think some of our underclassmen gersplan to play 1beir1Da8lllle1l . the :g was yanked from were ready for that." the new complex, wbicb baayeuo smceeaththe the UW-Madison Reports that the team drove benamed. SomeWlllkJemainab ::Cball ~, led by spiritual theirlmvelingvanstoFortMcC~y the~, includingiMla!latioa1i leader and former team member and stole some U:S. Army equip- addibonal res! rooms IIId tEat Harvey Kuehn, stormed the State' ment,includin~twoM-l tanksand booths. Capital Building and converted it an Apache helicopter, also helped . State ~orker,! Who were into a Hi-Tech baseball facility, to discount their rumored move- seized as ~ m die lII1act, The Parlcside race-walking team is scheduled iii get exciting new complete with a retractable roof ments north. are currently beiDg held in die uniform changes within the next year to bring in more fans. and more than 40 luxury boxes. "I'm sure a tank is a great bleacher area until a deciJial cao Race-walking, as you know, is one of~erica's most exciting "Thekids needed some way to thing if you've only got a couple of be reached as to what lOOOwilh spectator sports. Yet, each week many exciting race-walking events go vent their frustrations over the guys in it," said Ross Kopfer, a them. uncovered and unattended. whole issue," said an unearthly player for the team. "But we could "Well, we're goingtoboldllll In an effort to raise public awareness of this thrilling sport UW-P has Kuehn. "WecJearedoutwhatfunds only get two, and I wouldn't want to them for a wbile," said Uike. decided to have the race-walkers dress up like Elvis Presley. we had left, sold some pizzas, and to travel more than an hour with "They could come in bandy wIlea Yes, that's right White jumpsuits with rhinestones and spangles will boom we had the equipment we eight guys packed into one of those we open out Big.10 season. A big be the order of lhe day for all competitors. needed to get the job done." things. Ifonlymoreofus had taken place like this needs to be 6lled up When asked why the change to Elvis outfits, the Director of Race- Rumors had been circling lhe those driving classes." to give our players any home-field Walking Affairs here at Parkside, I, Walkfunny, said," To me, there is campus of an impending retaliation Reports from inside the Capi- advantage. And, we wae kind of nothing more exciting or challenging than a good walk. Except maybe a since the program received lhe axe tal Building say only Governor, debating on trading some oflhem brisk race-walk dressed like the King." by Athletic Director Pat Richter Tommy Thompson's office was for a new scoreboard." Although the idea to have race-walkers dress up as rock stars isn't a and the UW-Madison athletic spared from conversion. CasualtieswaesaidlObelislu, new one we think it's a good one. board. Initial reports had the team, "He pleaded with us to spare limited to a few groin pulls and Look what a similar idea did for lhe UW-Madison synchronized which earlier in the week seized theoffice.so wecuradeal with him hamstring pulls. swimming team did. They dressed like lhe Shirelles and more than military equipment from UW _ and put him in charge offood vend- It was also rumored thatGe ndoubled their attendance. Madison's ROTC program, rnov- ing. He promised he had some eral Norman H. Schwarzkopf, ,,!!!!!Good~~lu~ck~ra~ce-~W~alk~eiiirs:!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 ingagainstnorthem Wisconsin and connectionsthatwouldgetussome commander for Opemtioa D=t r. some Canadian provinces. But stadium secret sauce up here for Storm, was cheir IIIIll1ys iD !be head coach Steve Land cited our hot dogs," said assistant coach planning stages for what basbcea weather was a determining factor. Daryl Fuchs, who has been named dubbed 'Operation Sky DmIe'. "You think basebal1 weather Cheif of Concessions. Schwarzkopf was unmilIblc fir here is bad in March and April, "Heck, we need someone to comment Mudwrestling now the hit as baseball is dropped By JAMES NEEDSAKLUE Collllllllist So, you want to be a Sportswriter? Tough Break, The Ranger Sports staff does not need youl Good Luck. l'BM {R.!UIJl.er.9Ltlilete ffiWeek Scholar, A lete, "T" pursues excellence mM and the Ranger would like to salute inlmmural basketball star and Ranger letter to the editor writer Chris Toliver as our Athlete! Sportsman of the week. ' Chris was selected due to his outstanding sportsmanship and leadershipqualitiesintheLBA intramural basketball league and his informa- tive and facbtal writings displayed in our news· paper each week. Chris is currently averaging 16.6 ppg for lhe Funk (911), which is currently 7-1 and in fIrSt place in the Eastern Di- vision of the LBA. Toliver, the team's cap- tain and shooting guard, used his resourcefulness to recruit quite a formi. dable team for Ibis semester's action. Joe Martino. lhe starling power forward, is leading the league in scoring with a 33.33 ppg average. JenDaine Boyd, a red shirt for lhe Ranger Basketball squad is lhe teams #3 man and is 7lh in the league in scoring wilh a 24.14 ppg average. Inllddition to his athletic accomplishments, Chris has covered a wide range oflOpics in his weekly [ettelS/columns in the Ranger. Hisexcellent discretion in word choice in describing tough situations showed his true joumaIistic integrity and intelligence. So congratulations Mr. Toliver, for excellence on the court and orr. Keep op the good work. By BRAD LOHAUS Sports Writer On Friday March 29 the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Athletic Board once again met to discuss equality in men's and women's athletics. After nearly lhreehoursof diliberation lhe board finally decided to dropmen' s baseball, due to the drug charges which arefacingcoachRedOberbrunner, and add women's mud wrestling. . Why mud wrestling you ask? Well it seemed lhe logical choice considering UW-Parkside's geographic location and aValiblity of quality athletes. Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, herself a professional mud wrestler, has been named head coach. Ifeverything goes as planned ~-Parkside should be compet. mg next December in the NCAA Division n National Championships which are being held in Butte, Montana. According to coach Kaplan," Our girls can roll in lhe "Our girls can roll in the mud with the best of them." Chancellor Kaplan mud with the best of them." Although the entire team ros. ter has not been named yet, due to fears about preseason scouting, the Stranger has learned through confldenial sources that Erin Mc Dermott has been named team captian. When asbd aboat \beIC rumors McDermotlreplied,"1Id1 ya I'm WreslIing, I just bope !be sows don't pull the earioIOIIlof my nose. If they do I'D jusllcod Holly (Erickson) 10 _ dleirCII om" Student support fer die JIIIII has been incredible. 11Ie l)W. Parkside Women'sc:enwblseYCll started a fan club. Aa:cldiII8 ~ club president Teresa Raitldl*So Anyone interested in jdDiDI C8I pick up an applicatioD a1lbc Women'sCenter." The season will opc8()clObl1 2 with a march againstdIDUBPer' sityofGeorgia. A1IhotDe~ will be held at Baclt in 1'IRC IIId will begin at 7 p.m. SeaslII ~ are avalible through dID ::: deparment for $50 or $2 • charged at the door. AI1tJJit1iII price includes one rrecllil? I,I991 News Stranger, Page 9' - ......... ."", ... ~ ,,:;.. , ,,..J._ < .' . , I ! I I I ./ I // i New escalators to be installed in Molinaro Hall by Ken Shoe Elevator Activity Editor By the end of the Spring semester, new escalators will be installed in Molinaro Hall where the current elevator is located, announced Gary Getts, Assistant Chancellor for Student Transportation. The installation of an escalator was suggested after 17 slOdents were found stranded for over 7 hours below the D2 Level at 4:49 am on February 30 by Campus Police officers. "This is great", stated Bob Browsky. "Now I don't have 10 waste 9 of the 10 minutes between classes figuring out if the elevator is working or nOL" "This should decrease confusion", statedslUdentMark Delkson. "Now I can just go 10 the same place every time 10 get 10a different floor, and just walk up the escalator when it's not working." Chief Ozmannslci of Campus Police stated, 'This will save the university approximately $85,004.09 a year in labor costs related 10officers time used in rescue attempts." He later stated that 7 out of 10 rescue attempts are successful. / , , / .:(i' ! oroq ure] 01 SXNI Continued from Page 1 "Wipeout", and the ever-popular theme from the game show "Jeopardy". Featured in INXS will be Val Kilmer, who recently starred as Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie. He will be replacing lead singer Michael Hutehence dUe 10a back injury Hutehence suffered in a brawl with Kilmer. Kilmer was quoted as saying, "No one is going 10 get in my way 10 play uw· Parkside. UW -Parkside isthe ultlmate, a perfect place 10 test the bounds of reality." Wbetherornot Meg Ryan, Kilmer's co-star, will be attending the concert will be up in the air, since she has no UWParkside ID. Tickers will go on sale at all Ticketron Outlets on Saturday morning April 6, at9 am. TIckets prices will be $69.69 and there ate only a limited number available. Shoe recently depleted the Ranger • revenue account 10purchase tick· ets for students and friends when he bribed them 10 vote for him during the PSGA elections, in whichhewasvicrorious. Thisevent will be sponsored by the Fraudu· lent Friends of Ken Shoe Foundation and the Parl<side Activities Board. All proceeds will go 10the Condom Come All Health Fund at Stodent Health Services. Homer new Chancellor CilntlDued from Page 1 ready at wcrItpuDing together new projects 10improve University life. Homer, who is 69 years old, has experienced the problems and headaches of being a student at his age. Homer's first project is 10 form anursing homeforthe elderly students here on campus. "It's tough. There's a lot of halls towalkandstairs toclimband bumps to take. Forming a nursing bome for students of my age on oampus. which will be something like the children's day care center, will help 10 eliminate Ihese problems. At our age we need tender lovin' care," said Horner. Changing the DomesticAbuse Law, geDing more young female workers in the Ivory Tower, and most importantly to receive his first college experience, are a few of many issues Homer will be attacking. ! I I --;;;:;;;:======~I~":"--~N:--ew=-:s--I-----Aad":;';;;';I='i!! "!!p,lWIO .. Kibbles and Bits .yZIppJIC ........ AWJDwbn'" Dppsblta Craig Simptilll, Edilor iJI OIiefandfiatc .. iu ..... dti player. wilJ lead die Po..... .eJp ofMalie cItII ill die IPriDI c:om_ IIICIIt c;emnmiee KDown ulbe "'PiedPipc:rciPlrbide".SimJ*jDs bas c:bosea "Yantee Doodle". and "Row. Row,Row Your Boat" in a llJPbisticallld tine pat canon and wilJconcludelbeperformancewith "Nobody ICDows die TroubJcTve seen". The ensemble will be eonducted by Professor Francis Bedford; Biology Lab assislants will enter their experimeutal "Sea Monkeys" colony ill a National (:ollegiale ~ contesL The aeatures Weill spawned in Petti dishes early in ll111W1JY and bave Oowished 10 number over 200. Assistants have effectively lagged and identified dlemajorily oftbese organisms Ihat Weill a fad of the !ale 70's and early SO·s. The students report an affection for them Hair-raising fataility occurs on campus by N.O. Mistake StalrSDOOP It was a cold dark night when UW·ParksidestudentDorothyPria met with a hairy ending in her apanment at die Residence Halls. Reports frooi campus police and Faye SclJouten indicated that "the OCCIIpIIIls of Ibis apal1JIIeIIt have bad a tendeuI:y illlbe Jl8Sl1O jump out of their windows in order 10 avoid being busted for underage drinking." Inorder 10 not receive the traditional bumps and bruises associ. ated with their three-SIOry fall,Pria andherroommares were incompetilion 10 grow their hair. At the time of die incident, their hair only reached 10 the window of the sec· oudstory .... lOleDlS(wherePria·S and two other roonunates' boy· friends IeSide). All actions in Ibis story, with lbe exception of the witness Slatemenls. are pun:ly cin:lIlIISlantial Simpkins before he broke his baroque and bave named several after The and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Simpsons, The Addams Family, Turtles. ideas from this snooper's own investigation. On the night of the incident, Pria was brushing her hairand conversing with her roommate. They got inlO a heated debale about whose hair was longer. Inorder 10 dccide the winner, they stood across the bedroom from each other and Pria tossed her hair 10 her room· mate who SIarted folding it (as one might fold a bedsheet), While doing this process. the phone rang. As Pria turDed 10 an· swer the phone, her roommate grabbed the rest of Pria's hair and wrapped it around her throat. She then appliedthoroughly Sp1ashhair spray 10 Pria's neck. PriaslrUggIed for about ten seconds and then flopped 10 the floor. Her last breath held the words. "I'll never know." Before calling campus police, Pria's roommate lOOk a scissors, cut Pria's hair 10 her waist and attaebed it 10 her own (forgetting that Pria's hair was black, not brown). While a professional police outliner camjl and cbalked the body. the officer on duly took the statement, "I didn't kill her. She forgot that SHE bad just put hair sprayon. Besides.looIcatus. Can't you tell which of us has the longer hair'l" Campus police cbalked the incident up 10 a misundersranding. The officer who lOOk the Slatement bad just come on duly from an eye appointmen. so his eyes were di· !aIed. He remarked. "I could see her breathing heavy and hear the emotion in her voice; Her hair WAS longer than Pria·s. Who can argue with logic like that?" Pria's roommate currently lives in a different apartment and can be found. quoting from Rapunzel She has given up wear. ing clothes as her hair amply cov. ers her body. "Why spend the monc;y 011 clothes when my hair is sufficient? If Eve could get away with it,why can 'tl?" tJW-PStudentEatsOwnFoot! grumble. he knew be had lO_ He unwtapped IOIIIe "Imobd. tudtey" and was about toclMi-elt downwhenheq '1iilI a smell "It smelled me II, feet after jogglua,' Ilea Slated poudIy. "M,doa, Bungos, always Iicb.., feet after Ijog. so I... ured they were lOOt! eadn' r 'yJim Needacom' Staff Columnists Ben Eatengood,l9. a Parksidestudent,survived a weekend of captivily in a UW.p refrigerator by eating his own foot for nourishmenL BeD EateDgood Aft« dinner was served, Ben. who works in lhe cefeteria, was putting away the daily surplus of rancid lunchmeat when he slipped and fell into the huge lunchmeat storage refrigerator. The doorslammedbehind him, leaving him trapped until breakfast today. Faced with eating the lunchmeatorstarving.Ben decided at first 10 starve, But as soon his stomach began to ache and Ben was riabL Be slipped off his shoe aDd bepa gnawing. By Monday mlll'lliDgBell hid eaten cJear up 10 his IIIIde. School Nurse Lois Lame IIIid, "He'sasmartlrid.lsmellDgladlle didn't eat that lunc1uneIIL T1IIt stuff is deadly." When asked bow be iDIaIdslO cope wilh his now digesIed foil, Ben said, "I'm gonna' CIMlIllll another one oul of chipped heef." ~..'...". . '.:- .... @?': ..::O':~'·~. , F '.••• € ." ..•.•• . ."',... '~L~199:':"'-J------ ---YF:;-e-a~tu-~e-----------:,--:-~, ' ~ .1' ~lranger, Page 11 otT the Cuff .,Moss A SpedaI RaDger called three McDonalds, worried that be might be an unidentified felon) is a pirate. HamburgJer is athief, and ihe gang's ring leader is a clown surrounded by "fry guys" and "dancing nuggets." PIus you can't forget Mayor McCheese. , Mayor McCheese is !he one I'm really ashamed of. Mayor McCheese, who can be found roamingaroundand cavortingwitb these playland hoods, iseven worse than Ronald. Imean, Ronald isjust a clown, but Mayor McCbeese ..• be's the Mayor of Playland! He should be setting a good example of bow our government operates, yetbeis in business day today,arm in arm, with this ruthless scum. (Then again,maybebeissetting an example of how our government operates.) And while we're on that subject I would 1ilce to know just bow Ronald ended up the leader of a pack like that. (Mayor McCheese must be a real push-over or starving to be paid off with food, and I Read the Stranger! think you can hear evidence of that in his name.) Doo't get me wroDg. I like my Big Mac more than anybody, but this is really warped. Is it any wonder why we and the youngergenerationsaretainted wi!h loonies, rebels, thieves, lazy bums, and kids with dangerously over-active imaginations? Could it be because we've been looking up to a clown who associates with a pirate, a burgler, a purple blob, and a corrupt Mayor accompanied by talking food? Wouldn't that shed some light on why people like Dan Quayle are in office today? (Did you know !hat when pictures were flashed in front of children they recognized good 01' Ronald faster than the members of !heir own family? Now that's influential power!) And I don't!hink Ronald bas a business negotiation problem either. Thatclownmusthaverenewed his conttaet several times over already. (Maybe they Ihreatened to name !he franchise "Grimace; or beuer yet "Burger Thing.". That wouldexplain why that purple Nob is so jolly in the commercials. He knows Ronald could lose it at anytime, in which case he would be the new star haunting T.V. "intermissions". And wby do they call commercial breaks galla break the rules; which directly reverts back to what I've been talklog about And talk about disappearing acts what's lbe deal wilb David Cassidy? You know, the guy who played lbe groovy Kenh Partridge • on the Partridge Family. He was boping to become a big rock star after the T.V. series ended. Well, he must have scored big with the Fairy Godmother because his wish fina1lycamelIUeacoupleofweeks ago. They were playing his stuff on the radio and he was a guest V J. on MTV, then all of a sudden, POOFI He vanished! Where did -be go? I can't say for sure, but maybe be and the "Burger King" are starting a new band, or maybe !he "Burger KIng" kidnapped Dave to start a restaurant chain that will make burgers out of partridge families. ThaI wouIdexplainwhy we haven 't heard from anybody else in that family. Well. whatever they're doing, hopefully it'S far away. "intennissions?" Why don't they just say, "We've got to IlIlce time out now to pay our bills well be back in a couple minutes.") But when you talk about McDonald's you have to talk about Burger King. Do you remember the old Burger King commercials? Do you remember the actual "BurgerKing?"Youknow,!heguy wi!h the long red hair, clad with more gold than L. L. Cool Jay. He used to tempt our tummies wi!h his fast food, cheap toys, and mindless magic tricks. Whatever happened to him? He just disappeared. And now Burger King's latestadvertising slogan is "Sometimes you just "AIthe new PSGA President, 1/", aN students absolutely ,,",,,ld nail the Stranger!" - Kenneth J. Schuh , (Db, wait a minute, you already are!) Stranger Eye. by Moss _ Going To the M~ij~s by Rodger Eabert, Jr. ~I don't know guys. I thtnk tt "teds • ltttle lemon ju1ce to .o'sten Ind .dd flavor.·' Clrgg.Moss • I=Stran=ge=r~.Page=12 L_-U-n-c-l-a-s-s-if-i-,e-d-.--JI---------:::!:ApriI~I~.I~ Beastie Boys & Girl. Thanks for letting us crash at your place. It was a blast. Rebel & Roach. -'" April 29 - Fredrickson v. Tyson April 30 - Fredrickson v. Roach .Suave - Keep lettin your fingers do the walking - Dance Floor. Judy- Will you marry us. ~ - The Boys. I , Lyons Says - Screw Tom & Roach - You went to Padre and all I got was a lousy poster. G & R - Anything you kids need to know just call5D. GT Lane. Judy - You can't have this watch. It has my name on it. All those who have mistaken a dishwasher for a urinal, raise your hand. :} The Love Shack - Now Red Shed - 5 Star Padre Award goes to Steve Turk for the fat girl - urinal award. I UNCLASSIFIED I I UNCLASSIFIED I Eric S.S. Johnson - How did you get that nickname S.S. in South Padre anyway? Tom. Date from HELL - Christian and Jill. H.C. - Next time I want toseechunks-Thinkyou can handle that. I want chunks. - T.K. Baulmer - Good Luck! Just min people - The guys at the shed. Nick B - Love Ya - The City Clubs Babes. Cory - Hulk who? Isn't he the same bald oldman. Mike Rohl is a rosy red rectum. WANTED-Meaningless Shack Party this weeksexual relationship with end. April Fools . any girl dead or alive- Suave Dragon Breath, buy some Scope before it's too late. Chicks don't dig bad breath, even ifthey're staring at you. WANTED- Used condoms for Kenosha Sperm Bank. Share the wealth. Call 654-9 10I. Gunny - Nice Budda Belly you got there. Jersey. Available for or usage: bodies of three young men, facilities provided. 63-shack group rate available. Tippy -Want your Dollar back, you know where to call. Mom- Roses are red, Violets are pink So grab my twinky and make it stink. -Pops Lecture in the Union: "How to Serve to Protect" brought to you by the . Los Angeles Police Department Call 555-LOVE for more info T Ibl<!m &If <Il) l]ll]l <!Sl~ V (fJ)m T<!lflfa .. will be signing copies of her new book: Paul Simon is Just a Balding Troll in the Ranger Office WLLC D139 at noon. Call 555-LOVE for more info. Cheap rates .Color-TV y.r.e.r..n'sJ H,'"Quse,0-f'oLve -rrr No More Carpet Burns Call 555-LOVE for more info Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Public Forum Authorities talk on SALT II Last Monday, November 26 the public was invited to a forum on SALT II. At the forum three authorities debated: Sydney Lens, Elmo Zumwalt, and Robert Sherman. These men represented three different views of SALT. First to speak was Elmo Zumwalt, a retired admiral. Zumwalt spoke of many statistics regarding the amount and quality of Russian forces compared with United States forces. He talked of the careful path by which the U.S. should reach its goals. He would like to see the ridding of all nuclear weaponry but admitted that it would have to be a unified project; "I'd rather see both the United States and Russia possess nuclear weapons than see Russia with some and the United States with none," he said. Zumwalt had many facts and figures but lacked in ability to persuade. He spoke with confidence but without authority. Later it became evident that he wasn't sure of all the facts he had. Sydney Lens was next in line to speak. He's quite an activist. He has written many books and was instrumental in-many movements: primarily the lavor and anti-war movements. Lens wants to drop everything and forget about nuclear weaponry. He has had much experience at speaking. His intentions are great, too, but Lens doesn t stand on very realistic ground. Completely forgetting a nuclear arms race is not the easiest thing in the world to do. The man's speaking talent's artoutstanding. though. His last statement was most effective; "In Hiroshima stands a rock. On that rock is a shadow; that shadow is all that's left of the man who stood there when the big bomb was dropped. Let's put an end to the arms race before we are all shadows on the rock." Next to speak was Robert Sherman. Sherman is overcome with the belief that the United States is some kind of god. He said that one of the main reasons that Russians are agreeing to SALT II is the prestige of having military parity with the "greatest and most powerful country on the earth." The United States may be the most powerful country on the earth, but Russia now has the prestige of having a more powerful military force. Why would they want to limit themselves and be equal now? He also proposed that there is now question we would defeat them in any arms race and that "fact" is instrumental in the Russian agreement to SALT II. Sherman was ineffective as a speaker. There wasn't much form to his speech. He said that he couldn't predict the future, but then would turn around immediately and do just that. ' All of the men expressed their views alright, but the overall feeling after the forum was that of confusion. After each spoke, the debating started. All were successful in finding impaired facts in the others' speeches. The ex perts spoke out on the SALT II treat, daring a public forum here on Monday, November 26thPh ° f ° "" From left to right are: Sidney Lens, Robert Sherman, Daniel McGovern, Kenneth Hoover, Elmo Z umwalt. SALT II is a matter of extreme importance. One would have to do some in-depth research to obtain even half of an understanding of it. Before anyone else spoke, an explanation of SALT II was offered by Dan McGovern but his facts are also questionable. While he was speaking, there were shaking heads at the discussion panel. SALT II isn't really effective enough, but it is a s tep in the right direction. It may escalate the arms race temporarily, but it also limits it. In 1985, if the public starts pressuring the government, maybe a more significant step can be taken with SALT III. The fact is: if SALT II isn't passed, there 11 pr obably never be any limitations of the arms race. The people who stand against SALT II don't realize that, if it is passed, it is a beginning to the end of the arms race; they want to whole cake right away, and that's not possible. photo by K. Padula Early registration Students took time out between classes la st week to figure out course schedules for the upcoming spring semester as e arly registration opened last Tuesday through Thursday. In dedication to the hostages. INSIDE • Emotions: The Supremes of the 70's • Parsons talks of theater • Editorial—Wiping slate clean • Swimmers set records Wy&jp* < :S. jJVednesdoy December 5, 1979 Ranger OPINION ti*)4 letf pra-l tie h<lf\ emLdS^' Editorial Wiping slate clean by Sue Stevens Editor How do you wipe the slate clean when the message it carries was written with paint, not chalk? The American people will not easily forget the message of Iran and the Ayatollah Khomeini during this past month. President Jimmy Carter has suggested that the U.S. will find a way to even the score after (if ever) t 4Q remaining hostages are released from the beseiged embassy in Teheran. How? Just what options are open to us? What decision about our future as U.S. citizens can President Carter make that will satisfy our diverse public? There are so many self proclaimed diplomats and military experts in this country, that I'm sure Mr. Carter can find some grand advice somewhere. Everyone seems to have his or her own opinion on how to handle the Iranian situation. The opinions range from "Let's blow the hell out of 'em!" to "We deserve everything we're getting." But who's right? At this point it doesn't seem to make much difference. The main problem right now is deciding for ourselves what it means to be U.S. citizens. That decision seems to be one that has been avoided during the last ten years — since the U.S. pulled out of the Vietnam copflict. Who's responsibly: for getting us into such a mess in the first place? Instead of trying to find ways to retaliate, we should be looking toward home to find ways to ensure that this sort of thing won't happen again. We should be taking more responsibility for what goes on in our own country. If the U.S. hadn't become so dependent on foreign oil this may not have happened. We in our infinite consumption have gotten ourselves into a mess that we don't know quite how to handle. [ ganger Sue Stevens Brian Felland .... Doug Edenhauser Mana 8" Ken Meyer Edi,or Jeff Stevens . Edi,or Kevin Padula. News Editor Tom Cooper. Photo Editor Chairman of the Board Reporters Photographers Peggy Colston, Curtis Moldenauer, Brian Passino Layout , Mary Arnold 1 Graphic Artists Bill Stougaard, Michael Williams Ad Representatives Linda Andersen, Dan Galbraith RANGER is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. RANGER is printed by the Zion Publishing Company, Zion, Illinois. Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, U.W. Parkside WLIC D139, Kenosha, WI53141. ' Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standaid size paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed and a telephone number included for verification. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Maximum length accepted is 500 words. Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 a.m. for publication the following Wednesday. The RANGER reserves all editorial priviliges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. To wage a war against Iran at this time, or any time, would only serve as a way for us to focus our energies on foolishness while there are enough problems here to keep us busy. Have you heard very many people complain about inflation, unemployment, or energy during that past few weeks? If you have, it wasn't near as often as it had been before the Iranian crisis. This country needn't show its muscles in order to preserve, its honor. If we are to solve this problem, we must remember the ideals that we are supposed to uphold as Americans. The U.S. was founded neither as a bully state nor as a groveling beggar. This problem must be treated with the utmost care. Any decisions must be dealt with quiet dignity. After lying around dormant for so long, Americans shouldn't be so gun ho to retaliat when the situation couldn've been avoided by payng more attention to what our own government has been doing in other countries. Of course, the slate should be wiped clean. No, we can't just forget this crisis when it's finally over. There has to be some way to show the Ayatollah that the world will not kneel before him. How we do it will be of major importance. How clean we get that slate will depend on how we wipe it. Part of the cleaning must be done here, in the United States. We must learn how to become more self-sufficient and conserving. But most of all, we must decide whether we want to take the responsibilities that go along with the freedom we enjoy as U.S. citizens. It seems ironic that it took a crisis like this to get Americans to take interest in our foreign affairs. Why should so many have a say in our policies now when only one third of the eligible voters in this country show up at the booths at election time? If we're to even the scdre with the Ayatollah, we have to do it together. The mark that has been made on the U.S. is too dark to get rid of through the work of a few. We must stand behind President Carter. We must rid ourselves of the apathy we've accepted for so long. We can wipe the slate clean — as long as we unite in our efforts to protect this country from ever being in this type of situation again. Editorial Emotions dominate by Steve Dankert Opinion Writer During the course of the 1972 presidential campaigning a particular incident occured. It is one which is relevant not only to the present politicking, but to any debate or discussion. The incident to which I am referring concerned the presidential primary campaigning within the democratic party. Senator Edmund Muskie of Maine was informed of some unflattering comments made about his wife. The Senator, when confronted with the information, let his deep feelings and regard for his wife show in public. He cried. The result of this show of feelings resulted in his losing support and it eventually cost him the party nomination. A question one must ask is: is this public display of feelings a true reflection of the strength or character of the man (or woman) and their ability to take strain? Many people apparently answered yes to this in their own minds. Whether this was indeed a true indication of weakness is very much open to analysis. In philosophy this conclusion may be thought of as one of the fallacies ol presumption. This fallacy, called "sweeping generalization," is that error of taking a principle or rule which is made for a general situation and applying it to an isolated case. The generalization that Senator Muskies' regard for his wife meant he would possibly crack under pressure is just so much diddley squat. While emotionalism is not necessarily a good thing in public and in the act of deciding governmental leaders, generalizations are not in order. In situations such as the issues of hostages, or the changing of heads of state, emotionalism can lead to undesired results. For example, getting rid ol the Shah ol Iran at any cost was not necessarily such a good idea. 1 he state of Iran does not appear to be any better now than under the Shah; in fact, conditions may be worse. Does this mean that the Shah should not have been removed from his position? No. Whether the Shah should have stayed or left is an issue entirely apart from the manner in which it was accomplished. In American politics the same principles apply, and the same bad results may certainly follow. Some people apparently fail to realize the difference between emotion and unbridled emotionalism. The proper display of emotion, particularly between two peoples' personal lives does not indicate a weakness. In fact, could it not indicate a strength' The quality of regard for others' feelings. Being touched and .moved to compassion or mercy or empathy is dot evil. It is human. It is a proper human attribute. It is the situation that is to be considered when making any kind of a determination about a person' strength or weakness In the coming time of decision making, let us do it properly in wisdom That policies or any power struggle, be it personal, national, or international requires unhuman qualities or revenge for pride's sake is an erroneous idea. It will lead to dubious results at best for pp P Qo ill |V\ th $ pro- „ lliJSllll lllg ; : ; < o ; • f ft w- - i ' " —• —JL Cambodian drive succeeds Mucient orga Oxfam-America will be receiving $203.38 from the people at UW-Parkside in the near future. The Ranger took contributions for three weeks toward the effort to help the Cambodian people. During, those three weeks, we've had students, faculty, and staff parading into our office with contributions. When our door was locked, the Coffee Shoppe helped by holding money to give to us later. Those who weren't able to make it to the collection box sent us their contributions through the mail. .Ranger challenged the other student organizations on campus These were 1 Phelta Thi and the Boxing Club. We applaud these students for their generosity. Everyone who gave can rest assured that the contributions he or she gave will go to those who need it the most. If you'd still like to make a contribution, even though the Ranger will no longer be collecting money, make your check out to Oxfam-America and send it to: Oxfam-America 302 Columbus Avenue Boston. Massachusetts 02116 • (617) 247-3304 The effort is well worth it. What better way to get into the holiday tf$prit?, .y, . ... ...... . in Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 3 To the Editor Symposium on Indochina horror Dear Editor: It is heartening to see the Ranger respond to the desperate need and anguish of our Cambodian brothers and sisters. Your choice of OXFAM is a prudent one. Contributions will reach and help those who are neediest. The Cambodian people are indeed suffering a second Holocaust. How did all this happen? What is the United States role — and responsibility — in it? What can be done? Exploring these questions, there will be a panel discussion/symposium at Siena Center (5635 Erie Street, Racine) on Wednesday, December 5, 7-9 p.m. — TRAGEDY IN INDOCHINA: THE ROOTS, THE CALL, THE RESPONSE. Participants will include Parkside Professor Daniel McGovern, (political science). Father Michael Shea (just returned from fourteen years in Thailand), and Milwaukee and Racine representatives of the Wisconsin Indo-China Refugee Relief (WICRR). The program is free and open to the public. You are most welcome. Racine Dominican Sisters have joined WICRR in their effort to help Cambodian refugees. They are mobilizing volunteers, supplies, and other resources for one of the refugee camps in northern Thailand. Administration and transportation costs are donated, so, as is true of OXFAM, contributions to WICRR really go to the neediest of the needy. Make a step for world peace and justice; become more informed, and then follow the next step, whatever it is. Peace, S. Florence M. Shigo (ad hoc, English) Reply to letter To the Editor: After reading Mr. Leto's argument I had a nice laugh, not from the clever little jokes he writes about Mr. Dankerts' feelings, but because someone who professes to express the opinions of those who belong in institutions of higher learning could attempt to pass off, as a legitimate argument, a perfect list of classic fallacies. Maybe before Mr. Leto starts attacking other people he should check his own backyard first. But to avoid anymore mudslinging from either side, I suggest that it is time to get to the issue. Mr. Leto contends that Mr. Dankert has either forgotten, or wants us to forget, the lesson of the last war. Obviously, Mr. Leto forgot what the last war was. For his information, the last official war in which the U.S. fought was World War II. and from his article, obviously, Mr. Leto has forgotten the lessons learned in that war. When Mr. Chamberlain of England was extremely humble in his dealings with Adolph Hitler, after several acts of war. Hitler was given everything he wanted by Mr. Chamberlain. It took the destruction of Poland to get Europe to defend itself against the man who swore to conquer it, and almost did because of their humility. Now, obviously, Mr. Leto didn't mean World War II.' he m e an t the conflict of Vietnam. But again he has missed the lesson learned. The problem of Vietnam was not the napalm or the burning babies. True, they existed, no one denies that nor does anyone deny that war is an evil to be avoided, but that was not the lesson. The lesson was that we lost track of why we were there. In the first place, we were there to establish human rights and democracy. The problem was that of indecision and apologizing for pursuing this noble cause. We tied our hands because of the fear of Chinese intervention, and by trying to look just to the world, we looked like fools. But we were right for being there. The result of us pulling out proved that. Look at those countries now. They have fought three wars since we left. People are starving because of the pride of their leaders. So I don't think that Mr. Dankert has seen too many John Wayne movies. I think Mr. Leto has seen too many Jane Fonda movies. Finally, we arrive to the real issue of debate, having cleared away the mental rubble left by Mr. Leto. Iran, what is the issue in Iran. It certainly isn't whether or not Mr. Dankert enjoys the smell of napalm or watching babies burn, or whether we should take on the Russians or the Cubans. Or even who should lead such a silly event. The issue is Iran and its policy of taking over an American Embassy, and how we as Americans should react. Mr. Leto states that the taking over of the U.S. Embassy was a tactical error. So was Pearl Harbor. Both were definite acts of war attempting to weaken America. The only difference is the degree of the damage. How many Americans must die before it is right for us to defend our countrymen abroad? Mr. Leto says we need patience, humility, and understanding. The American people have shown the patience. Iran still exists, even though under international law we could have eliminated them from the map. Humility; how much humility can you show' terrorists. The only way we will eliminate terrorism is to make it suicidal and remove all possible realization of its goals. Look into your recent history and see what countries have been terrorized. You will not see any country on that list who would attack mercilessly a country that would support such a move against them. War is evil, but to those who have studied history, it is a necessary evil to retain your freedom. I love not only the soldier for this valor, or the sword for its brightness, only that which they defend, America the home of the free. So the issue comes down into three points. One — Was it right for the students of Iran to attack the U.S. Embassy, and for the leader of their country to condone and support it? The answer must be no. (There is never a good enough excuse for terrorism and political blackmail. Two — How should the U.S. react to such an attack? The seizing of an Embassy by force is, in itself, an act of war. Further, Iran's mobilization for war is also an act of war. Neither side can back down with honor. Our only recourse is if the Iranians don't release our citizens, there must be war. Three — How should such a war be fought? It must be fought totally until Iran surrenders to the U.S. unconditionally, and either returns to us our people or gives to us those who execute them, and their leaders, including Khomeini, to be tried for murder. Those must be our answers because, as I have shown through some examples from recent history, and, could produce many more from history, such acts of aggression must be met with stern resistance. Passave (sic) resistance will not avoid war. It will only complicate it. In other words, we must love peace enough to ensure it by the willingness to destroy those who would end it for their own gains. John Ward 10% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist VwtituAa&S&ti, Kenosha's Diamond Center 5617 - 6th Avenue Phone 658-2525 Kenosha, Wisconsin CO-OP IMFO UPDATE Information Ab out C.S.C.'s • • . Food & Book C o - ops & Learning Center Co-op Members — Please take notice!! The Food Co-op is stocked to the ceiling with great food for the holidays. Special Sales on Nuts, Dried Fruit, G rains, Cheese, Hardware, Soaps and Shampoos will reduce our already low price on these items during the next few weeks. And — t he Co-op is open on Sundays from 12 to 5 until January, in addition to its regular hours of Monday 10 to 6, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 10 to 10 and Friday and Saturday 9 to 6. Get Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping done at the co-op. We have many $5 to $20 gifts at the co-op; you'll help the co-op out and give a nice gift! It's getting close to the end of the semester, and the Book Co-op will need your used text books so it h as a good stock for the spring semester. You set the price, and there is no charge for members! CHECK THIS AD next week for MORE C.S.C Member Information. Cindy Christ en senYOU Have Wop two FREE tickets to the Parkside Basketball Home Opener, Dec. 6th at 7:30. Save your ticket, stub for a FREE 20-oz beverage and PREE entertainment after the game. Pick up your tickets In the Ranger office, WLLC •-139 before Thursday noon, or call 553-2295. . . KINESIS Campus /Community Film Series at UW-Parkside Macbeth Union Square Theater Sat. Dec. 8 7 pm Sun. Dec. 9 1:30 pi Monday night give-away is back once more! by Mira Lochanski Monday Night Football fans, welcome back to SAGA Foods weekly football ticket give-away! According to Bill Niebuhr, •director of the Parkside Union, tickets had been stopped for two weeks in order to determine whether the tickets were an effective way to promote SAGA Foods and increase the customer count. "From obtaining this data." Niebuhr said, "we will have to evaluate whether or not there is enough customer count and additional dollar volume coming in from the promotion to justify those costs against the other values of the promotion that students and faculty would like to have." "We are now continuing the tickets, said Niebuhr. "but we had no previous data in which to help us decide whether or not these promotions were effective other than giving tickets out each week. However, the percentage of tickets that are presently being redeemed at this campus is running between 80-85%, which is extremely high as compared to the other campuses in other parts of the country where tickets redeemed run somewhere between 40-60%." Niehbur said that it will take at least two weeks to tell whether or not the stoppage of the tickets had News Briefs Shaubel's drawings displayed Drawings by Alan Schaubel of. the University of WisconsinParkside art faculty will" be on display" in the Communication Arts Gallery through Dec. 20. A public reception for the artist is scheduled from 7 to 9 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 5. Schaubel, who works in a variety ol media, has been represented in both the Illinois and Wisconsin designer/craftsman shows and other shows throughout the Midwest and has won a number of awards. Regular gallery hours are noon to 5 p.m. Mondays through Thursdays and Tuesday and Wednesday evenings from 7 to 10 p.m. I he gallery also is open when events are scheduled in the adjoining Communication Arts Theater. Is there life after death ? Death! That inevitable and inescapable fate — or is it? "I heard the doctors say that I was dead... that's when 1 began to feel as though I was tumbling, tumbling through a long, dark tunnel that was bringing me closer to a distant light..." (from Life After Life, Dr. R. A. Moody). So America is talking about death, but even more importantly, about life after death. More and more now, people are believing that life extends beyond death. But what nature does this so called "life" take? "If 1 Should Die",, a movie sponsored by Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship, explores these life after death experiences and asks: Are they real, or simply the hallucinations of dying brain? Why are these encounters suppositive and non-judgmental? "If 1 Should Die" interviews the people who have had these experiences and brings together some of the world's most respected Christian doctors, theologians, and psychologists to investigate this subject. 46 minutes in length, this movie will be shown on Wednesday. Dec. 12 at 12:00 noon and again at 1:00 in the Union Cinema. Students and the general public is encouraged to come; admission is free. Jobs open for for 1980 graduates May, 1980 graduate — are you interested in a public service career in a position with the Social Security Administration that does not require a written examination? If so, you should contact your placement office or your Social Security district office about applying for a claims representative position with the Social Security Administration. SSA is an equal opportunity employer. The claims representative position is the basic entrance level position tor technical and professional jobs in Social Security district offices. Salaries begin at $11,243.00 per year for a beginning trainee, and advances to a journeyman level in three years at a projected salary of $21,717.00. I he position also offers promotional opportunities to supervisory and management positions beyond the journeyman level. Candidates will be rated for the position on the basis of their experience and education, plus a panel interview. Applicants may tile for the position in the period from December 3 through December 10. Positions will be available under the announcement after May 1980. You may obtain further information at the Parkside placement office or by visiting or phoning the Social Security Office at 2002 63rd Street, Kenosha, Wisconsin. Telephone 658-2501. Ask for Carlo Ricciardi or Flora Woods when you call. M£N —WOMEN Could you use $225 a month for college? Call Army Opportunities 657-6191 collect Join the people who've joined the Army. If you could, start now. Enlist in the Army, save between $50 and $75 a month from your pay, and it will be matched $2 for $1 under the Veterans' Educational Assistance Program. After your first enlistment, that could mean up to $225 a month for education. Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 5 Parsons talks of theater by G. Helgeson Estelle Parsons' performance of Miss Margarida's Way" at Parks.de on Tuesday, November marked a high point in this semester's Accent on Enrichment series. Parsons also appeared on Monday to discuss the play and American Theatre with Parkside's Idea of Theatre class. Parsons' performance here was one of her last as Miss Margarida. On Monday, Parsons' reviewed her 41-university tour with the play: "I don't feel tired, but I know my emotional equipment is tired. It takes a lot more lately to do my best work." Parsons did not seem the least bit tired Tuesday night, though. In "Miss Margarida's Way," Parsons, with minor help from an •8th grade boy" planted in the audience, portrayed graphically the comic/tragic results of abused power. The setting of the play was an 8th grade classroom, complete with board, desk, and chalk dust, but the scope of the play was universal. Parsons dominated the world of the play, using her strong voice and natural energy to the fullest. She began the play ar the new teacher, assured that her class (the audience) would be "docile and obedient" and that "Everyone wants to be Miss Margarida." Miss Margarida. though, is more than a strong woman. When, at the play's beginning, she Coming Events Wednesday, Dec. 5 " ™0 ,°S PRESSt ! RE fr ° m '° ,0 ' the U"'°" "aZaar area and fran, 5 and fa ft"1 q" eenquist Hal1 ' The serv 'ce is free to Parkside students, staff Mnvip SP°nsored by the Parkside Health Office " MOLnITo The Z """ 'T" " "°° n M0LN 144 a " d « **> P™ Mftviic -n! Pr °gram is free and open to the public. « 8 pm JrteT C r'" a " d NeV" S3W An °' her >* slmwn 8 pm m the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kinesis Film Series. P Thursday, Dec. 6 R®CITAL a I 2 pm in th® Commumcation Arts Theatre by students. The program is free and open to the public. v K L rablLhf„C P^f,b f°T " a8 ',""Ch I"""" SP° nSOred by '"Varsity Christian Are We " V'" 8 the end ,imeS? " Speak " Ke " Becker. Friday, Dec. 7 SEMINAR at 12 noon in Union 106. Judith Pryor and Maria Soule will talk on Present and Future Literature Search Services for Health-related Professions". The program is free and open to the public. COLLOQUIUM at 2 pm in Union 104. Alan Shucard, Walter Graffin and Walter Graffin will talk on "Apocalypse Now and Contrad's Heart of Darkness." The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "A Star is Born" will be shown at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission isSl.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. BROWN BAG SEMINAR "Present & Future Literature Search Services for the Health-related Professions" by Judith Pryor & Maria Soule at noon in Union 106. Saturday, Dec. 8 BREAKFAST with Santa from 9 am to noon in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $3.00. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center „nd at the Parkside Child Care Center. MOVIES "Macbeth" and "Polanski Meets Macbeth" will be shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. CONCERT The Racine Symphony Orchestra will perform at 7:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, Dec. 9 MOVIES "Macbeth" and "Polanski Meets Macbeth" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema. CONCERT at 3:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with Carol Irwin directing the Parkside Chorale. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "A Star is Born" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Dec. 10 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Next semester's agenda will be discussed. The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with Linda Raymond conducting the Parkside Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. MEETING I Phelta Thi will meet in the Union Square at 7 pm. Come have a few beers with us. Newcomers welcome. attempted to get her class to pay attention by writing a crude word (accompanied by an ever cruder drawing) on her "greenboard" her class realized that the new teacher was already near collapse. And, surprisingly enough. Miss Margarida got much worse before she did collapse. While trying to teach "basic biology, not the facts of life," Miss Margarida alternately threatened, seduced, and moralized herself into a frenzy, and her class into reaction. And the Parkside audience did react: some by laughing nervously, some by heckling and pulling pranks on the "greenboard" during the intermission "recess," and some by leaving — to the tune ot Miss Margarida's taunting "You won't get your money back." Perhaps those who left were goaded by Miss Margarida's repeated reminder that school, like life, is mandatory. "You are not here by choice and cannot get out! Or perhaps they were offended by her explicit language and actions. Miss Margarida's bizarre monologue and gestures, however, had the greatest effect on Miss Margarida herself. After losing composure several times (and hastily recovering her nasty smile), painting on gaudy makeup, dancing an intimate number with a human skeleton, and threatening to castrate the entire class, Miss Margarida was finally reduced to pitifully whining "Please help Miss Margarida." » In an after-play discussion, ParsQns said the play's ending, in which the "8th grade boy" emptied Miss Margarida's purse in her absence, had been cut in past performances, but had been left intact at Parkside because she felt the audience would respond well to it. The boy found the purse full of candy. He also found a gun. After the play, Parsons called "Miss Margarida's Way" so abstract, whatever's in their (the audience's) heads becomes the play. It engages everyone directly." On Monday, Parsons said the piay has "engaged me positively" to "start writing, start directing, start thinking about branching out again into more real-life effectiveness instead of staying in my niche as an actress. I've begun to think I've got something to say." Parsons then spoke out on American Theatre, which she called a "paid-for product", because "the government spends an awful lot of money for theatre. And who decides what that 'theatre' is they're going to spend money on? None of thq creative people." Parsons does have hope for the American Theatre, though: "The future will be better because of all you people, who are well-read. college-educated.. .who are going into the theatre with a committment." Performers in American Theatre, Parsons said, "have a most terrible road to follow" because of the lack of quality work for "developed and talented persons." As tor the role of American audiences, Parsons cited the format of "Miss Margarida's Way" as an example of the lengths to which theatre has had to go to overcome "passive" audiences: "You are expected to be involved, to be alive in the experience of the play. 7 hat's what live theatre is all about '->eak up if vou can't hear, boo ii j aon't like what you photo by K. Padula Estelle Parsons hear. Demand your money's worth. You have to play your part, too. Christmas Hours starting December 6 Monday - Friday 9:30 to 9:00 Saturday 9:30 to 5:15 Sundnv 12:00 to 4:00 .HE STORK WITH MORE—KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. NEED CREDIT? send for THE CREDIT GAME Too young to borrow? 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The group with the hits "Flowers," "I Don't Want to Lose Your Love," "Best of My Love," "Don't Ask My Neighbors," "Smile," and "Boogie Wonderland" is seldom mentioned. Of that list four songs and two albums climbed to the top of R & B charts and "Best of My Love" and "Boogie Wonderland" topping pop charts as well. The The fastest-growing Premium Beer in America. On Tap at Union Square 0 HEIltMAN BREWING CO., INC U CROSSE. WISCONSIN JUNIORS AND SENIORS: Looking for a part-time job with good income, flexible hours and real experience in the business world? Donald J. Brink CLU Northwestern Mutual Racine 632-2731 Eugene F. Soens CLU Northwestern Mutual - Kenosha 654-5316 group was labeled "the Supremes of the '70's." They are the Emotions. In 1975 the Emotions (Sheila, Wanda and Jeanette Hutchinson) met Maurice White of Earth, Wind and Fire and he has produced all of their recordings and written most of their hits. Up until 1979 they were the undisputed "Queens of Soul" but the Chic produced Sister Sledge ("We Are Family") and the Jones Girls smash hit album and single "You Gonna Make Me Love Somebody Else" have doubted the claim. The Emotions are back and the album entitled "Come Into Our World" settles all doubt. The album, again produced by Maurice White, is full of the big band sound of E, W & F. "What's the Name of Your Love," the first single and cut from the album, contains all the bass, drums, and horns used to make "Boogie Wonderland" the hit it was. This single is by far the Emotions' best effort since "Best of My Love." The harmony, a trademark of this group, is absolutely astounding in The Em otions this song and the entire album. "Cause I Love You," although not written by White, contains the same basic E, W & F sound that has become part of the Emotions' songs. This is a very solid song that could be the next single from the album. So could "Come Into My rm i w8 i I SJ\J y V. •III Sporting & Athletic Equipment One of The Midwests Largest Selections DISCOUNT PRICES 14th Ave. at 62nd St. Established in 1930 World" and "On and On" which complete the opening side. Side one illustrates the hard work and effort that went into an album that took over one year to finish. Side two, which contains "I Should Be Dancing," "The Movie," and "Yes, I Am," doesn't let the album down and continues where side one left off. No Emotions album would b comp No emotions album would be complete without their classic ballad. "Flowers" came from the first album; "Don't Ask My Neighbors" was on the second. This album contains two, "Cause I Love You" and "Where Is Your Love?" from side two. No group harmonizes like the Emotions and the completely "wreck" on these two tunes in particular. The "Supremes of the '70's" are back to set the '80's afire. 01AYKROYO NED 8EAITY11 SItt ttl im t iiilfl CHRISTOPHER I! IIIl WILLIAMS mum Ptttift istMs mm ti»i: m y r* k • 1 >. « Mb :».m COMING CHRISTMAS Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 7 Review ~ ——— 'Bus Stop' starts slow Cherie's disputes. At intermission, the audience applauded more in encouragement than in genuine enjoyment. After intermission, however, the play seemed to go much smoother. Renee Jeske easily stole the show with her portrayal of Cherie, a sometimes pretentious, sometimes childish young girl torn between marriage to a cowboy and night club life. Her comical rendition of Old Black Magic" was a beautiful parody of the kind of night club singer who has more enthusiasm than talent. By the third act, some of the by G. Helgeson performers seemed to have lost their "jitters" entirely. Bo, played by Robert Lemieux, Elma, and Dr. Lyman all seemed more at ease as the play moved on. Virgil, played by Timothy Porter, gave a solid performance throughout the last two acts, as did Cherie. In retrospect, there was a little of "that old black magic" in Studio B last Friday night. There was magic in the performances of Renee Jeske and Timothy Porter; there was a more subtle, but more rewarding magic in the growth seen in the performances of the other players during the play. Sandy Puzerewski, student director of last weekend's Studio B production of William Inge's "Bus Stop," took on the responsibilities of directing the play when she realized "I might not get another chance." Despite the fact that "Bus Stop" went through a few last-minute changes that could have been the cause of the uneven performance (three characters had to be replaced during rehearsal — one as recent as two weeks before the scheduled performance dates), Puzerewski said, "I'm completely satisfied with the way things turned out." Friday's performance, however, was not entirely satisfying to view. "Bus Stop," set in the 1950's in Grace's Diner in DeSoto, Kansas, is the story of the interactions of five snow-stranded bus travellers and some of DeSoto's residents. The stranded bus travellers include: Cherie, a self-proclaimed chanteuse; her scorned fiance. Bo; his older-and-wiser friend, Virgil; and Dr. Lyman, an ex-university professor who has unlucky penchants for drink and young girls. The townspeople include: Grace, the tough-yet-tender diner owner; Elma, her naive highschool age neice- Will, the town sheriff; and Carl, the bus driver. During the play, the characters come to realizations: Boe and Cherie, that they were, indeed, made for each other; Virgil, that three would be a crowd on Bo's ranch; Dr. Lyman, that he would be better off leaving drink and young girls like Elma alone; Elma, that she had better grow up; and Grace, that she had better not try to hide her new affair with Carl from the rest of DeSoto. All three of the play's acts take place within the confines of the diner. The diner set, designed by John Dickson, was the best factor of the play. Authentic to the detailed menu. Dickson's set provided enough atmosphere to make up for some of the play's early deficiencies. The first act seemed to give the performers a lot of trouble. Elma, played by Coleen Arndt, seemed self-conscious at her lines, and unsure of her part in general. Dr. Lyman, played by Mark Badtke, seemed similarly self-conscious and uncomfortable. Will, played by Scott VanKerkvoorde, didn't have the presence demanded by his role as arbiter in Bo and L15 f« 1 Bozo, I'Ve b««e <ryir\9 fo lay off )he (Whtn . 1 get to t Ca.r\'t itop Q-nd I PncI yphurt/ng fomeon* . I r*a.Uy don't ujh.nt To but I cAn-t Jp it. Thtt\ you houj focorf)« dlorg <xnd get rwe pomg dou Aac/ tb pet dnnkir\g 09am, d'dmt you I fi<xr Tender j me a sAot of TAat Zraniao staff. 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CONTACT: Ssgt Don Koystal 5606 Sheridan Road Kenosha, Wl 53140 (414) 654-1244 Imneaih the Posl Office -s, 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 NOW AVAILABLE "ON TAP" AT UNION SQUARE M iii 111 II W i is. /> 8 Wednesday December 5, 1979 Ranger Santa Claus is coming... by Mira Lochanski On DASHER, on DANCER, on PRANCER, and VIXEN. On COMET, on CUPID, on DONNER, on BLITZEN! Attention UW-Parkside people. Guess who's coming to town? Yes, it's the one and only jolly roily Santa Claus who is coming to visit us care of the UW-Parkside Child Care Center. How about joining Santa Claus for breakfast? He will be arriving by sleigh with all of his reindeer and . we should approximate his arrival at Parkside by 9:00 am. December 8th in the Union dining room. Breakfast should run until 10:30 am. for you Saturday morning sleepers. Breakfast includes pancakes, sausages, juice, milk, and coffee all for $3.00 per person (adults and children same price). The money used from this event will help support the Parkside Child Care Center's extended hours program. Becky Menn-Hamblin, president of the Parent Board of Directors, said that a variety of entertainment has already been planned. "We will feature two choral groups, Today's Youth, directed by Jill Vander Brug and Angel Chorus, directed by Keith Ruelle; "Hughes and Company", a clown troupe; and a family sing-along led^ by UW-Parkside voice professor Carol Irwin. Activity tables staffed by the Child Care Center teachers will have supplies for children to make Christmas cards and decorations." Maureen Budowle, director of the Parkside Child Care Center, also commented that admission is by advance registration only and that tickets are available at the Child Care Center and the Union. The deadline to obtain tickets by mail has also been extended through Friday December 7th. A photographer will be present at the event so that kids may have pictures sitting with Santa. For further information regarding the program contact either Becky or Maureen at the Parkside Child Care Center's number, 553-2227. Santa entertains youngsters photo by K. Padula High blood pressure affects many PRELIMINARY JURYING Saturday, January 12, entries due before 10 am. Pi6CeS t0: 0 R MAIL 10 SLIDES TO: WUSTUM MUSEUM 223 Sixth Street 2519 Northwestern Ave. Racine, Wis. 53403 Racine, Wis. 18th Annual Moi)uii)ci)t Sq uare A rt fair June 14-15 For more information call (414) 637-7706 or 633-3215 by Denise Abig R.N. Campus Health Office About one in ten of all adults in the world has high blood pressure or hypertension. Doctors estimate that some 23 million persons in the United States have high blood pressure. Studies of health persons indicate that blood pressure can fall within a rather wide range and still be normal. Since individual differences are considerable, it is of importance to know what is the normal blood pressure for any given person. Blood fluctuates and occasionally hits high levels in everyone. Fluctuations are quite normal and are not damaging. For this reason, you cannot conclude that an individual has the disease on the basis of a single blood pressure reading. The cardiovascular system is a closed system and measuring blood pressure determines the pressure in that system. Persistent high blood pressure damages the cardiovascular system. It does its damage slowly and quietly while the person feels fine. Hypertensive people often don't realize anything is wrong with them. In some people with hypertension, the cause can be found and treated, and high blood pressure can be cured. In most cases, the cause is not known. This type of high blood pressure is called essential hypertension. Essential • hypertension cannot be cured, but it can be controlled. Controlling high blood pressure and keeping it low helps prevent serious consequences later in life. Among the many theories concerning the cause of essential hypertension are heredity, diet, excess salt intake, obesity, smoking, lack of adequate exercise, and emotional stress. In most cases, treatment consists of diet, salt restriction, cutting back or cutting out tobacco, and rest combined with medication. ]ointhe MANGE no w for next semester! PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE DECEMBER "Reedickyoulus Daze" DINING ROOM FREE DESSERT WITH PURCHASE OF NO. 1 LUNCHEON also introducing THURSDAYS: ATHENIAN GYROS 1.89 FRIDAYS: DEEP DISH PIZZA 1.99 SALAD BAR & SMALL BEVERAGE UNION SQUARE — Discount Pizzas 50C OFF ANY 5MALL 75C OFF ANY MEDIUM 1.00 OFF ANY LARGE COFFEE SHOPPE — 25c OFF YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH BASKET from the Parking Lot Soap operas Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 9 Roger Miner -s You Have Won two FREE tickets to the Parkpide Basketball Home Opener. Dec. 6th at 7:30. Save your ticket stub for a FREE 20 -ez beverage and FREE entertainment after by G. Helgcson For the last thrce.orYour years, the student lounges at uW-~Eau Claire and other UW-systeib campuses have been packed with students, mostly male (the type who wear T-shirts with numbers on them), between 11 a.m. and noon on weekdays What's the big occasion? A special showing of "Deep Throat?" A guest lecture on the philosophy of existentialism by Steve Martin? A live re-"" creation, with audience participation encouraged, of a race riot? Nope. "The Young and Restless" is on the tube. Not only are these young scholars absorbed. There arearmed guards and "Quiet Please" signs posted at all entrances to the lounges to keep out potato chip crunchers and gigglers. No one even dares to sneeze until commercials. My mother used to watch the soaps some 20-odd years ago when 1 was a babe in arms. She watched "As The World Turns" back before Ellen was married to that blind oaf. and before Nancy was a grandmother. 1 guess it gave my mother comfort to know that there were families that had bigger problems than trying to find a sitter for Saturday night on Saturday morning, or cleaning closets in the hopes of finding a couple of forgotten quarters for a bottle of milk to last the kid until payday. . Anyway, .the soap .audience,has changed in 20 years. But then, so has the content of the sloppily sentimental daytime melodramas themselves. Through the tangled iclationships. laces and interior have changed over the years, the names have remained the same. And. yes, the pretty ladies in house dresses still advertise "Tide" over mounds of bright whites and crisp colors. The escape attractions and consumer diversions are still there. But my mother has quit watching and fraternities have started. Because the. prpoblems presented by the soaps have intensified beyond my mother's tolerance, and toward young men's fantasies. Suddenly, Ellen and Nancy have been conducting an illicit, incestuous, lesbian relationship for the past three years. No. don't get excited soap watchers: 1 invented that one. Even "General Hospital." which is expanding to a 90-minute format (it takes longer for nurses to make rounds in bunny costumes or something) has become a showcase for forbidden medical fantasies. Now. doctors and nurses cohabit without guilt, perform illegal operations on each other, have sex in the hospital linen closets during their coffee breaks, and become mesmerized drug addicts while working the graveyard shift. As everybody knows, every soap has a le ading family — a (sort of) distinguished line of sobbing, yet lovely and terse, yet sensitive men Irorn whence all the leading citizens in the soapy towns supposedly sprang. These families originated as upper middle-class problem- and guilt-ridden descendants of the Puritans. They were fine people. They are probably rollipg and spinning in their graves. In a move so clever, it appears calculated, most soaps have changed the leading family status to that of independently wealthy jet-setters and eccentrics. Goodbye guilt. hello decadence. They're all buying discos now. or running off to Switzerland for sordid custody trials, or commissioning young artist's to do nothing more than become famous and point to their gracious patrons in credit (and be of service to the young daughter-heiress every couple of weeks). «Sex, money, and drugs. That's the new format of soaps that has antagonized long-time viewers, and drawn thousands of new ones to "their stories." And, like any other new fancy that interests students in this land of "majority 'controls the curriculum." they'll soon have a class formed to dissect and classify its meaning. Next, we'll have the opportunity to take Humanities 413: .The Cultural Milieu as Presented in Melodramatic Daytime Television Entertainment — And Reality. I'd never get to take it; the sections would be filled faster than the Union at free beer time. the game. ' "Pick up your tickets in the Ranger office, 'WLLC D-139 before Thursday noon, or call 553-2295. . . Date: December 10, 1979 Time: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. & 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Place: Alcove outside of Bookstore UWPARKSIDE BOOKSTORE 10 Wednesday December 5, 1979 Ranger classifieds policy 1. All paid classifieds must be initialed by a staff member. 2. All classifieds must include social security number and signature of advertiser. 3. Limit three free classifieds per person. for sale 1973 Mustang-302 V8 automatic, A/C, power steering and brakes, radial tires, AM/FM radio with triaxal speakers. $1500 Firm. Call 632-1394. 50 reel to reel tapes. $50. Phone 652-4223. Optimus-IB speaker system, $75 pr. Phone 859-2683. Fischer Skis, 195 cm., look GT bindings, poles. Phone 886- 2695 eves. personals What's that number? Thank you Hank. OK Leo. Ho Ho Ho Yeah Hoo Hoo Hoo Uuuupp The Blob. HI Moe, I'm Green. There's $800 in the jackpot-So-let's make some calls! Sourkraut Club, we don't have to brag, we're the best. Animals. T.J. - Good at checkers and who knows what else! Rick. Jim, good luck in your contest. Keep smiling. A Friend. Wack- I've heard that birds often mistake your shining head for a car wlndshielf. Happy droppings! — SemiFast. What would life be without Rock'n'Roll? BORING! Female hostages needed. Inquire in Animal room. Second floor library. Immovable, unbudgeable object meets Herculean power and strnegth. Well? B. A New Year's party sounds excellent! Right, Chuck?! Jim J., I hope you find yourself. Jon-will you help me? Barb. Hostile door-men deserve flashing neon lights. Steve K., no more tight pants or you'll drop and give me twenty. Sgt. Cement Legs. Desperately Wanted: Werewolf who wears nothing, on the "Full Moon!" Carla (alias short shit) Aroo the werewolfs COMING! Animal Patrol. J.C. Did you get very wet rolling in the weeds at Edge's? Too bad you can't remember her name. Hey Kurt, want to cruise a steamroller? Too Good!! Ryan Price, when will you quit being such a creep? No one deserves that! Ryan- What's your idea of a hot date? GOOD GIRL. We heard German students take naps between classes with graham crackers and milk. I PHELTA THI. I PHELTA THI out classes the Animals any day. John Edwards, is that a racoon on your face or is that a beard? (Anyways, it's nice!) I love Animals! Guess who! Wanted: One female to show me a good time. Experience necessary because I do not have any. Call 637-6232 and ask for Jon. Terry, Rick gives you a warm set feeling inside. Soak-up. To: Rickey M. Before you leak for certain, make sure you peak behind the curtain. R.B. & D.P. THE ROUND TABLE-The day is set and the cast is: Anita Bryant.. .Maid of Honor Gaylord Gay.. .Best Man Goldie.. .Bride Moldy.. .Groom Dr. Renee Richards...Usher/ Usherette. Thank you for your cooperation. LORD MOLDY! J.C., next time you are at Taco Bell why don't you look in the car window. You might learn something. Little White Boy: How about giving me your phone number? Kansas City.. .Kansas City here we come .. .Ooooh! Pab: Ranger can yell louder! See you at the game tomorrow night. Wanted: Students at Parkside Ranger b-ball games. FREE beer In Union Square for all students after the game. Go Rangers, beat Loras College tomorrow night. Hey Narcs, BEWARE! Seymour Stars is on the lookout! To: Partners In Crime. You can only speculate-but P.W. is better than no P. at all. R.B. P.S. Eat your heart out! Charlie Neu, You're gonna get decked! L.B. OH NO! Animals are at it again! Quick, call Security! To: R. Man-Remember-it's quality, not quantity, but I hear you lose either way. R. Bur. Kosher- How about stuffed turtle on the 15th? Mental. Tropin, the dissident is barred from all rock concerts. If you like pina coladas... love your local Animal. Have You hugged an Animal today? Beertender-I'm too drunk when I can't FIND the bar! For a mediocre time, see Tim H. In Communications Government room.. .U.L. Let's give Parkside Security clubs so they can beat themselves.. .U.L. Chris H. Rumor has it that your brother eats kitty litterMugs. KOOKY KOALA: First year; release, clutch; give gas! Rocky Racoon. Lutz, Why did the others call it a bazooka? It was more like a wet noodle. Macho Macho dirt-Village People fans are macho dirt. HI fokes, I'm Philla Tolkunn M-rawkee newes Ratsun Reeler. Ask the Brothers of Artificial Flavoring about Hazrot Abdula Ratmaze. miscellaneous Sublet Studio Apt. - Parkside Village 969-Wood Rd. 123. $178/month complete. Phone 551-8769. Roommate wanted: To share small house near Kenosha Airport. V2 re nt ($112) plus util ($20) Junior, age 23. Call Kevin 859-2792 eves or leave message in Media Services Office-CA D157. 0 WHAT?" FREE classitied ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. Rangers drop opener by Doug Edenhauser Coach Steve Stephens men's basketball team opened it's season last Saturday night with a loss to Pac-10 favorite Oregon State by a score of 74-46. Before the game coach Stephens said, "We're a little apprehensive going into this game. We don't know what to expect from our team." For the Rangers it would have been a tough game if the Rangers were to host Oregon State in the middle of the season, but to play them on the road as the opening game of theyear is just too much to expect from a young team. Oregon State, ranked in the top 20 in the nation in everyone's preseason poll, already had two games under their belt with wins over the Yugoslavian Gold Cup team, 92-73, and Eastern Washington 92-59. Parkside held close to the opponents in the opening minutes of the game and were only down by ten at halftime, 32-22. Seniors Lester Thompson and Reggie Anderson did most of the scoring for the Rangers in the first half. Thompson had 9 points and Anderson 8. Foul trouble, however, did Parkside in during the second half with three of the starters having two apiece at halftime and one with three. Thompson, Parkside's leading scorer for the game with 16 points, played much of the second half cautiously before fouling out with a little less than five minutes left in the game. Sophomore guard Dave McLiesh also fouled out about a minute later. Parkside showed that their defense hasn't slipped any from last year's outstanding team that led the NAIA in the department. They were also ranked second in the NCAA Division-II. Senior AilAmerican Lonnie Lewis and Thompson blocked the first two Oregon State shots of the game. During the game they combined for five blocked shots. "We played very good defense. We played our kind of game during the first half, but offensively we weren't quite as smooth as we could have been." commented Stephens after the game. "Lester did a nice job on their big guy." Their big guy was a 6-11 junior center Steve Johnson who led both teams in scoring with 26 points. "Our kids have a real good attitude. They played hard down to the wire." added Stephens. Other scoring for the Rangers came from Anderson with 10 points, Lewis and freshman Don Blythe each with 6 points, Curtis Green 4, Walter Greene 3, and Tom Trotter with 1. parkside played at Washington State Monday night. They will return for the home opener Thursday night against Loras College of Iowa. All are encouraged to attend. name RANGER WLLCD139 Swimming team sets five record^ Kv Dnilfl PrlanUnnxnu « Xa •• Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 11 by Doug Edenhauser , With the weather becoming even colder, sports" for the season has moved indoors. Two of the Parkside's sports teams competing this fall are the men's and women's swimming teams. Last week coach Barb Lawson'l swimming teams lost two matches and competed in another one and in the •process set five new team records and one meet record. On Tuesday the teams hosted Rockford and lost that meet by a score of 73-38. Freshman Don Pridemore from Kenosha Tremper set a team record in the 200-fly with a time of 2:09.55. The 400-freestyle relay team also set a team record with a time of 3:31.98. Joining Pridemore for the record were Bob Fritchen, John Douglass, and Jim Ferraro. Pridemore also won the 200-IM. Other winners for the Rangers were Ferraro winning the 50 and K50 freestyle*. Gary Dennison took _. thirds in the 1000-freestyle and in the 1 meter diving. John Douglass took thirds in the 200 freestyle and the 200 backstroke, and Jim Walker took third in the 200 breaststroke. On Friday the team set three more team records while losing to UW-Whitewater by a score of 84-28. The record that was set Tuesday in the 400-freestyle relay was broken by the same four men that had previously set it. Pridemore set a record in the 1000 freestyle and also won the 200-fly. Jim Ferraro set a record for the 200-freestyle and also won the 100 freestyle. Others scoring in that meet were Bob Fritchen placing second in the 200-1M and third in the 500- treestyle. Gary Dennison third in the 1-meter diving, and Jim Walker with thirds in the 200 backstroke and third in the 200 breaststroke. Saturday saw the team travel to Ripon to take part in the Ripon Relays. 1 here were no team scoring for the meet but the Rangers did break the meet record in the 400-fly relay. That relay consisted of Bob Fritchen. Don Pridemore and Jim Ferraro. The same team took second in the 400-1M relay and fourth in the 400 breaststroke relay. \ Wednesday the Rangers will hold a meet with the men swimming against U W-Milwaukee and the Illinois Institute of Technology and the \\omen competing against UW-M. UWGreen Bay and Carthage. Saturday they will travel to 1IT to take part in the Hawk Relays. Wisconsin Intercollegiate Championship! Wrestlers host tourney by Donald Scherrer Wrestling coach Jim Koch foresees a great season for his team this year. With three AllAmericans and the promise for more. Parkside just might be know>ti'M'O're for its wrestling than'' basketball greats, if indeed it isn't already. Of the three All-Americans, senior Bob Gruner (158), AilAmerican in everyone one of his three years here, and current National Champ, will undoubtedly again come off very strong this year. With a record of 27-2 in his junior year, and a total of 77-17-1, Gruner is expected to eventually break the school record for all time wins. The other two All-Americans who have promising records are sophomore Dan Winter, who will wrestle at 134 instead of 126, 24-5 last year. 50-15 in all, and senior Ron Zmuda (177) with a 78-79 record of 25-6. Coach Kock also expects outstanding performances by the rest of the team. At 118 will be Parkside's Most Improved Wrestler for the 78-79 season, and also the lightest. Dean Quam. 22-10 last year. At 126 will be senior Tom LaCourseire, 4-4 in 79. and Kevin Casper, a new man on the team. Tom Burke. Ron Perron, and Mike Winter will vie for the 142 class. At 158 it will be junior Bob Pekarske (19-7 in 79). who Koch believes has the makings of an Ail-American; 167-Tom Lenzer; 190-currently empty; and Heavy weight. Jeff Debe. who wrestled at 190 last year and who coach Koch considers a light heavyweight. The team's first important match is on Saturday, December 8» here at Parkside. The 8th Annual Wisconsin Intercollegiate Championships prelims will begin at 10 a.m.. the finals at 6:30 p.m. The participating schools include UW-Platteville. UW-Whitewater. UW-Oshkosh. UW-Lacrosse. UW-Stevens Point. UW-Madison. J.V's. Marquette. Carthage, Carroll. Waukesha Tech. Gateway Tech. and UW-Parkside. Admission is $1.50. Scorers and other help is needed; for more info, contact Coach Jim Koch. Since the wrestlers have two opportunities each year to compete in a national tournament, Coach Koch hopes his team will glide through the NCAA II and NAIA NAtionals and into the NCAA I Nationals. Koch sees his team's main weakness as that of hot having two or three persons in each weight class to sub for first Basketball forms available Intramural Basketball entry forms are over in the Physical Educations building. Please see them on the intramural wall in the hallway, or see Loran Hein to sign up vour team. string injuries, whereas their strength is in the experience of the All-Americans. According to Koch. "In wrestling, experience is probably the biggest thing that counts." The best the team has ever ranked was third in 1973. They are currently 8th in the NAIA. The team is also featured in Scholastic Wrestling News (December 15. 1979). perhaps as a good omen of the 78-79 season. Visit Kenosha's Most Complete Record Department FEATURING • Rock •Jazz • Pop • Folk • Classical LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS idinuct1 MUSIC HOUS t J1 . The Place to buy records Christmas— h Time for Love and Giving. For Something Special: / Unique Gifts - RAINBOW Jewelry uptemr kenr --ni Records Cramer's Corner Fencer has high hopes by Dave Cramer - For a guy who is in only his third year of competition in the sport of fencing, junior Mark Zwolinski has set some pretty high goals for himself. Why shouldn't he? He has all the physical attributes required of a good fencer. He has a long reach, height, quickness and strength. "Physical conditioning is important. Your entire body has to be in shape and for the foil. You have to have the control and quickness, because you have a smaller target area than the sabre or epee. With the foil you can only score on the trunk of the body." said Zwolinski. To keep in shape. Zwolinski has a weekly routine of running, lilting weights, push-ups and getting on the fencing strip a m(nimum pf five hours a week. He hopes this will help him in his long journey of placing in the top three at the Great Lakes Invitational and "before graduating becoming an All-American." He figures he has a good chance of attaining his goal. "I'm right up there with the good competitors, it's just who gets the breaks." It Zwolinski, does become an All-American. or for whatever success he enjoys. Zwolsinki says the credit has to go to coach Loren / flein. "Loren has been instrumental in my development. For the first year he worked with me everyday and kicked my butt. But I learned from him and thejeredit has to go to him." Soccer Intromurals begin 1 he interest in recent years in this country in the sport of soccer has brought about competition on all levels. The same is true here at Parkside with the beginning of an indoor intramural soccer league early next semester. The league is open to both men's and women's teams. Non-yArsitj; lettermen are eligible. The league will start in late January with the games being •played on Sunday at'ternoonsfrom 4 to 6 pm. Teams w ill consist of either 5 or 6 persons. Any teams or individuals interested should contact coach Hal Henderson in .the P.F.. building or by calling 553-2311 as soon as possible. ********##**** ijc* Why do students transfer to Milton College? "I decided Milton College was the place for me when I found out they offered just the major I wanted and they would accept most all of my credits from previous colleges attended." Dave Searles Transfer student UW-Madison \ "I heard that the academic standards were high at Milton College and that the professors were always willing to help you with your studies." Carol Shinske Transfer student UW-Parkside "The opportunity to enroll in Milton College's reputed music program and to play on an outstanding football team attracted me to Milton College." Jeff Churchwell Transfer student UW-LaCrosse If you're thinking about transferring, let us know. .. Name Address City, State .Zip. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document T h u r s d a y , M ay 8 , 1 9 8 0 ir f f U n iv e r s it y of W is c o n s in - P a r k s i d e an ge r V o l. 8 - N o . 3 1 St ud en t gr ou ps e l e c t n e w l e a d e r s Ke n Me yer vo te d in a s n e w Ranger E d it or by S ue S te ve ns Ken M ey er w as el ec te d to th e pos itio n of E di to r of th e R an ge r fo r th e 1980-81 ac ad em ic ye ar du rin g a m ee tin g of th e R an ge r Bo ar d of D ir ec to rs la st F ri d ay . M ey er ha s se rv ed a s F ea tu re E di to r fo r the R an ge r th is ye ar an d w as a co -e dit or of the st ud en t n e w sp a p e r a t T re m p e r Hi gh Sch ool in th e p as t. Whe n as ke d w ha t pl an s he ha s fo r ne xt y e a r' s R an ge r, M ey er sa id , " I' m no t goi ng to m ak e an y m aj or ch an ge s. I' m jus t go ing to le t R an ge r ke ep gr ow in g. I ha ve a st ro ng fo un da tio n on wh ich to bui ld up on ." "W e m ad e a la rg e im pr ov em en t half - way th ro ug h th is y ea r wi th a ch an ge of pr in te rs . Not only do es the pa pe r look mu ch be tt er , bu t now we al so ha ve m or e tim e to wo rk o n th e p a p er 's c on ten t ra th er th an to sp en d ho ur s on th e ph ys ica l pa st e- up ," he ad de d. Me ye r is loo kin g fo rw ar d to co n ti n u in g w ith th e p re se n t pr in te r. He sa id , "U nl ik e th is y ea r, I ca n en joy th e new p ri nt er fo r th e e n ti re ye ar in st ea d of ha vin g to st an d fo r the lou sy pr in tin g we ha d the fi rs t se m es te r th is y e a r. " "M y m ai n w or ry is the one th at ha s pla gu ed al l ed ito rs be fo re m e an d pr ob ab ly al l ot he r st ud en t or ga ni za tio ns . T ha t, of co ur se , is fin din g pe op le w ho w an t to de vo te a few ho ur s a we ek to so m et hi ng wo rth wh ile . Se ein g the fin ish ed pr od uc t an d sa yi ng , 'I he lpe d do th a t' is, in m y opi on, th e hig he st be ne fit , bu t if pe op le w an t ot he rs we off er m o re ," the new ed ito r ad de d. Wh at do es R an ge r ha ve to of fe r th at m ay a tt ra c t st ud en ts to join ? M ey er a d d e d , " W r it e rs a n d ph ot og ra ph er s ca n ea rn a cr ed it on R an ge r an d ad sa le sp eo pl e re ce iv e a 15% co mm iss io n on the ad s the y se ll , so I thi nk R an ge r ha s a lot to o ff er ." KEN M EY ER Jan O ec hl er to le ad Stud ent Or gan iza tio ns JAN OE CH LE R S u cc ee d in g M ar y B ra u n a s P re si de nt of S.O .C . wil l be Ja n O ec hl er . M iss O ec hle r w as el ec te d the new S.O .C. P re si de nt fo r th e 1980-81 sch oo l y ea r. Sh e will be a ju ni o r an d is m a jo ri n g in B us in es s, wi th an em ph as is on ac co un tin g. M iss Oe ch ler ha s pa rt ic ip at ed in ch ee rl ea di ng , th e S .O .C ., an d bo w lin g fo r th e P ar k si de bow ling te am . RA NG ER qu es tio ne d the S.O .C. P r e s id e n t - e le c t ab o u t h er th ou gh ts on th e st ud en t c om m itt ee an d on so m e of he r go al s a s he ad of th e S. O. C. ; sh e pr ov id ed th e foll ow ing in fo rm ati or f. M iss Oe ch le r sa id sh e ho pe s to m ak e th e S.O .C. m or e th an ju st a pl ac e w hic h o rg an iz at io ns co m e t o fo r m on ey . Th e new pr es id en t be lie ve s so m e gu id eli ne s sh ou ld be se t co nc er ni ng bu dg eti ng for th e v a ri o u s c lu b s an d or ga ni za tio ns on ca m pu s. Th e pr es id en t - el ec t su pp or ts the id ea of ev en ts lik e W int er C ar ni va l, b ut s ay s th at so m e w ork ne ed s to be do ne in pr om oti ng an d wo rk ing on th e ca rn iv al . Sh e b el ie v es th a t s tu d e n t - ad ­ m in is tr a ti o n co o p e ra ti o n on ca m pu s is a m us t, an d wo uld lik e to g en er at e m or e st ud en t pa r­ tic ip ati on in th e or ga ni za tio ns a t P ar ks id e. "T he m ai n pr ob lem I thi nk st ud en t g ro up s fa ce a t P ar ks id e is / • TO M SH U LA K PA B sp on so red The E N D i s n e a r ! by M ira J . L oc ha ns ki Th e 11t h An nu al " E n d " sp on ­ so re d by PA B wil l be he ld on the we ek- en d of Ma y 17 a nd 18. "T he E n d ", sa id Tom Sh ul ak , new P re si de nt of PA B, " is on e of P a rk si d e 's onl y tr ad iti on s a s fa r a s st u de nt s g o. I thi nk it 's good to h a v e so m e th in g w h e re a ll st ud en ts ca n ge t to ge th er af te r sc ho ol 's ou t an d ha ve a g ood tim e, es pe ci al ly w he re the y do n' t ha ve to w or ry ab ou t fi na ls or an yt hi ng e ls e ." Th e d oo rs wil l o pen a t 5:30 p. m . Th e fi rs t ba nd on S at ur da y, th e Un ity Bl ue G ra ss Ba nd , wil l s ta rt a t 6 :30 p. m . a nd the se co nd ba nd , Ar oy al, wi l s ta rt a t 9:30 p. m . On Su nd ay , Eu ro pe wi ll pla y a t 6:3 0 p. m . T ru e wil l the n s ta rt a t 9:30 p. m . A no th er P A B -s po ns or ed ac ­ tiv ity is a So ftb all To ur na m en t on Sa tu rd ay a t 1 p. m . T he re is no en tr y fe e, "W e' re hop ing to ge t a lot of st ud en t or ga ni za tio n te am s an d ev en at hl et ic te am s, To m s a id , "I f we h a v e in c li m a te w ea th er we wil l ca nc el the ac - I N S I D E . . . * S tr a n g er is h e r e ! * H e a lt h fu ll y y o u r s d e a ls w it h y e a r -e n d s tr e s s * B a n q u e t h o n o r s a th le te s ge tti ng m em be rs . With P ar ks id e bei ng a- co m m ut er co lle ge , th e st ud en ts do n' t ge t inv olv ed wi th the di ff er en t cl ub s on ca m pu s. "S om e st ud en ts a re n 't ev en aw ar e th at cl ub s e xi st on ca m pu s. If the di ffe re nt cl ub s co uld re ac h the se st ud en ts , I be lie ve w e'd ha ve a be tte r st ud en t lif e on c am p u s. " M is s O e ch le r co n c lu d e d , "T hr ou gh S.O .C. I hop e to re ac h m or e pe op le an d sho w th em w ha t (P ar k si d e) it ha s to o ff er ." Tom Shulak re -e lec te d for PA B Pre side nt 1980 -1 Th e cu rr en t P ar ks id e Ac tiv itie s Bo ard P re si de nt , To m S hu la k, ha s bee n re - ele ct ed to h is pos t f or the 1980 - 81 ac ad em ic ye ar . M r. Sh ula k wil l be a se ni or ne xt y ea r as a do ub le m aj or in C he m is try an d Co mp ute r Sc ie nc e. His pr ev io us ex pe rie nc es in­ clu de m em be rs hi p in PA B f or th e p re v io u s th re e y e a r s , m em ­ be rs hi p in P ar k si d e' s bow ling te am , a nd p ar t - t im e w ork fo r th e co m pu te r ce nt er he re on ca m pu s. Am ong th e th in gs th at th e cu rr en t PA B he ad in di ca te d to R an ge r w as th e ne ed fo r in­ cr ea se d m em be rs hi p in th e ac ­ tiv iti es bo ar d. He ci te d th at m e m b e rs h ip d u ri n g p re v io u s y ea rs ha d bee n o ve r 50 p eo ple , b ut thi s ye ar wa s dow n to ab ou t 30 pe op le. Sh ula k al so mfmTToffed^WaFIfie" bo ar d ha s be en m ak in g ef fo rt s to in cr ea se st ud en t a w ar en es s of his or ga ni za tio n an d to re ce iv e m or e in pu t a nd fe ed ba ck fr om st ud en ts . Th e PA B pr es id en t al so sa id th at he fe els th at th e m os t im ­ po rt an t pu rp os e of PA B is to "p ro vi de st u de n ts wi th a va ri et y of (e co no m ic al ) en te rt ai nm en t (r an gi ng ) fr om fi lm s an d da nc es to s ki tr ip s an d l ec tu re s . . . PA B 's phi los oph y is on e of (p ro vi di ng ) we ll ro un de d pr og ra m m in g to ful fill the ne ed s of all st u d en ts ." Qu eri ed a bo ut hi s p lan s fo r P AB in the co m in g y ea r, the pr es id en t - el ec t sa id th at th er e a re th re e go als he wo uld l ike to p ur su e i n h is ne xt te rm : "( T h e) fi rs t is to in cr ea se st ud en t aw ar en es s of PA B . . . (t he ) se co nd is to in cr ea se th e m em be rs hi p in PA B to m ak e it a st ro ng er or ga ni za tio n, . . . (a nd th e) th ir d is to in cr ea se ou r pr og ra m m in g on ca m pu s, alo ng wi th try in g to i nc re as e a tt en da nc e a t ou r ev en ts ." ti v it y ." "T he Ro cky Ho rro r P ic tu re Sh ow " w ill be sho wn in th e Uni on Sq ua re Sa tu rd ay a t 1 p. m . T he re wil l al so be a F ri sb ee Golf To ur na m en t he ld, al so a t 1 p. m . Th os e who p ar ti cp at e in the S o ft b al l T o u rn a m e n t w ill be aw ar de d p riz es . F ir st pl ac e i s fr ee ad m is si o n tQ " T h e E n d " on S at ur da y, Se co nd pl ac e inc lud es fr ee be er tic ke ts. An oth er ac ti vi ty is "T he Gon g Sh ow " a t 3 p. m . Su nd ay . Any st ud en ts ca n pa rt ic ip at e in the sho w by fil lin g ou t an ap pl ica tio n an d i nf or m in g P AB w he th er or not an y eq ui pm en t will be ne ed ed . Ti ck et s for Th e En d a re on ly av ai la bl e a t th e do or. S at ur da y 's tic ke ts ru n $2.50 fo r st ud en ts , $3.00 gu es ts . S un da y' s tic ke ts a re $3.00 for st ud en ts an d $3.50 fo r gu es ts . Gu es ts wil l ne ed so me on e fro m P ar ks id e to ge t the m in . E ac h st ud en t wil l b e a llo we d one gu es t. Tw o typ es of ID will be re qu ire d an d th er e will be no lim it on the nu m be r of tic ke ts so ld . C o l l e g i a t e C r ie r Tr ace m e ta ls an d ca n ce r le ct ur e to m or ro w Th e r ol e of t ra ce m et al s a s a di et ar y e le m en t in re la tio n to c an ce r wil l be th e s ub je ct of a le ct ur e b y D r. M ar ia C. Li nd er a t U W -P ar ks id e. Th e ta lk wil l be to m or ro w , M ay 9, a t 2 p. m . in M oli na ro H all , Ro om 11 5. Final pe rs on al gr ow th w or ks h op s a n n o u n ce d Th e fi na l th re e pe rs on al gr ow th wo rk sh op s of th e se m es te r wil l be "A na ly zin g Re la tio ns hi p N ee ds " (M ay 19 ), "C re at iv e Pr ob le m So lv in g" (J u ne 2) , a nd "E le m en ts of S u cc es s" (J un e 9) . F ee is $10 p er ses sio n an d m ee tin g tim es a re 6:30-9 :30 p. m . in Ta lle nt H all . F or re gi st ra tio n an d inf o ca ll 553-23 12. Co m pu te r Fair 4 — Ju ne 7 P ar k si d e' s Sc ien ce Div isio n will sp on so r a Co m pu ter F ai r 4, S at u r­ da y, Ju ne 7,19 80. T he f ai r wil l be he ld in th e P ar k si d e Uni on fr om 9:0 0 a. m . to 4:00 p. m . To ob ta in m or e in fo rm at io n co nt ac t Do na ld P ie le in th e Sc ie nc e Div isio n a t 553-2 231 o r 2327. Fr ee co nc er t to ni gh t by UW-P E ns em bl e A f re e pub lic pe rf or m an ce by th e UW- P St rin g C ha m be r E ns em bl e wil l be pr es en te d ton igh t a t 8 p. m . in the Co mm . Ar ts T he at er . G ue st a rt is t wil l be fa cu lty pi an ist B ar ba ra M ar is . M ad iso n of fe rs M ast er 's le ve l e n e r g y curr iculu m UW- Mad ison will be off eri ng a new m as te r's -l ev el cu rr ic ul um in en er gy pol icy an d an al ys is . Th e cu rr ic ul um , to be of fer ed ne xt fa ll, is ge ar ed for g ra d u at e st ud en ts in te re st ed in en er gy -r el at ed wo rk wit h go ve rn m en ts , ut ili tie s, co ns ult in g fi rm s, an d ot he r or ga ni za tio ns co nc ern ed wit h en er gy . W om en in art an d po et ry p re se nt at io n Ju ne 1 An ex pl or ati on of wo me n in a rt an d po et ry , en tit le d "M ult i-c ol or ed , Cro wd ed Vo ic es ," w ill be pr es en te d a t 3:00 p. m ., Ju n e 1 , a t the Mo the r Co ur ag e Book St or e lo ca ted a t 224 S ta te S tr ee t in R ac in e, Wi sco nsi n. The pr es en ta tio n wil l f ea tu re sli de s an d po et ry re ad in gs . On e of tho se at te nd in g w ill be Ro se m ar y S tr an d, wh o is wi th the W us tum Mu seu m of R ac in e. * Nat ura l Histo ry M us eu m in C hi ca go will pr es en t film on Co lum bia Ch ic ag o's Fi el d M use um of N at ur al Hi sto ry will pr es en t a film tit led "T he Pe op le of C ol um bi a: Gold of El D or ad o. " T he film will be sho wn ev er y F ri d ay , S at ur da y, an d Su nd ay du rin g Ma y an d Ju n e a t 11 a. m . an d 2 p. m . Fo r m or e in fo rm ati on ca ll l-(312)-922-31 36. P a g e 2 T h u rs d a y , M ay 8, 19 80 R an ge r G o a ls a r e yo ur o w n by S ue S tev en s Wor k yo ur fi ng er s to th e bo ne an d w ha t do you ge t? Bo ney fin ge rs ? H ar dl y. All of us, es pe ci all y a s st ud en ts , m us t wo rk f or a r e a s o n .. . s om e g oa ls we ha ve se t fo r ou rs el ve s. Wi tho ut go al s you al w ay s en d up in th e s am e pl ac e. You c a n 't ge t an yw he re wi tho ut fi rs t kn ow ing w he re you w an t to g o, s o w hy do so m an y st ud en ts at te nd fo ur y ea rs of cl as se s wi tho ut fi gu rin g o ut j us t wh at the y w an t to d o? Who kn ow s? If you w er e to ge t a pho ne ca ll fr om so m eo ne as ki ng you how t o ge t t o Ra ci ne , w ha t m us t y ou as k him or he r in o rd er to di re ct th em ? "W he re a re you no w ?" Un les s you kno w w he re you a re , yo u'l l ne ve r be ab le to fi gu re ou t how to ge t to yo ur de sti ne d po int . T he re a re too m an y pe op le wh o de ci de w ha t th ey w an t to do a nd the n g o ou t a nd tr y to d o i t w ith ou t d ec id ing w he re the y a re . T he y wil l go no wh er e be ca us e the y a r e no wh er e. All of th is is, of co ur se , ve ry a b st ra ct , bu t it is im po rt an t to al l of us . Th e st ud en ts he re a t P ar ks id e a r e ve ry di ve rs e. Fo r th at ve ry re as on , se tti ng go al s is es se nt ia l to an yo ne at te nd in g cl as se s he re . T oo m an y pe op le t ry to s et go al s th at a re ve ry m uc h l ik e tho se of th e p eo ple su rr ou nd in g th em . If ev er yo ne w as to se t the sa m e go al s, th is wo rld wo uld be co m e a ve ry bo rin g pl ac e. I b eli ev e t h at th e st ud en t l ea de rs on th is c am pu s, inc lud in g m ys el f, a r e gu ilt y of lu m pi ng th e P ar k si de st ud en ts to ge th er . With ap pr ox im at el y 5,000 stu de nt s to wo rk wi th, it 's ve ry ea sy to be gin as su m in g th in gs ab ou t th e gr ou p a s a wh ole wi tho ut ta ki ng in to co ns id er at io n th e ne ed s of di ff er en t st ud en ts . P er ha ps ou r ex pe ct io ns of th e st ud en t b ody th is ye ar w er e too hig h. P er h ap s no t. At th e ve ry be gin nin g of th e sch oo l ye ar , I (a s wel l a s ot he rs on ca m pu s) se t so m e go als to ac ­ co m pl ish by the en d of th e sp rin g se m es te r. So m e of th os e go als ha ve be en re ac he d; so m e ha ve no t. Wh at th es e go al s w er e an d wh ich on es w er e re ali ze d do es n' t m at te r. Wh at do es m at te r is th at by ac co m pl ish in g so m e of th em , I ha ve bu ilt on to an al re ad y ex ist in g fo un da tio n so th at th e p eo ple to ta ke th is job a ft er m e c an co nt inu e t o se t g oa ls a nd m ak e im pr ov em en ts . In t hi s la st i ss ue of th e R an ge r t hi s ye ar th er e a re th re e an no un ce m en ts of new stu de nt le ad er s. Th e P ar k si de Ac tiv iti es Bo ard ha s re - el ec te d To m Sh ul ak a s pr es id en t. Th e St ud en t 0 r S a n ' z a t l 0 Co unc il ha s el ec te d Ja n Oe ch le r as th ei r new pr es id en t. R an ge r ha s, al so el ec te d a new le ad er Ken M ey er a s ed it or /p re si de n t. T he se th re e pe op le, alo ng wi th T ra cy G ru be r, w ho w as el ec te d th e new pr es id en t of th e P ar ks id e St ud e G ov er nm en t As so cia tio n th is sp ri ng , a re ai pr ep ar ed fo r th e ye ar ah ea d of th em . T he y a re al l qu al ifi ed fo r th ei r po sit ion s, pe rh ap s m or e th an m an y who h av e h eld th ei r of fic es i n th e p as t. At th e en d of f in al s w ee k, w he n m os t s tu de nt s a re re jo ic in g (o r su lk in g) ab ou t th e en d of an ot he r ye ar , th es e s tu de nt s wil l beg in th e m os t im po rt an t po rti on of th ei r te rm s. Whi le ot h er s ta ke off fo r su m m er job s an d va ca tio ns , th es e st ud en ts wi ll sp en d m os t of th ei r sp a re ti m e he re a t P ar ks id e. i kno w. I di d th e sa m e thi ng la st su m m er . Lik e I d id la st y ea r, I be lie ve th at th ey wil l look fo rw ar d to th e co m in g ye ar a s on e of ch an ge . I he fee lin g of a nt ic ip at io n a bo ut the ye ar to c om e i s t he ve ry thi ng th at he lp s st ud en t le ad er s m ak e it th ro ug h the ye ar wi th ou t giv ing up . Qu itt ing ca n oft en be co me te m pt in g wh en ev er yo ne is th ro wi ng cr iti ci sm yo ur wa y, bu t an yo ne de di ca te d to ac ­ co mp lis hi ng go al s a s m uc h a s th es e peo ple a re kn ow s th at qu itt in g is ac tu al ly m or e di ffi cu lt th an st ay in g wi th it . Th ey wil l le ar n , a s I ho pe m an y m or e st ud en ts he re w ill, th at de di ca tio n a nd wo rk do p ay off . T he y wil l pr ob ab ly le ar n m or e th is ne xt ye ar th an th ey ev er wil l in an y c la ss ro om . L ea rn in g c an be a ve ry pa inf ul thi ng if t h a t' s t he wa y y ou w an t it , b ut it ca n al so be so m et hi ng th at you wil l re m em be r fo r th e re st of yo ur lif e. L ea rn in g is n 't m em or izi ng fo rm ul as or lis te ni ng to le ct ur es un til the y a ll so un d th e s am e. I t' s gi vi ng of yo urs elf un til you ca n 't gi ve an ym or e an d th en fin din g new w ay s t o g iv e. T he re a re a few st ud en ts a t P ar k si de who tr ul y kn ow w ha t I m ea n wh en I sa y, " I lov e le ar ni ng , bu t I h at e go ing to c la s s ." You c an 't kno w w ha t th at m ea ns un le ss yo u' ve ex pl or ed ev er y le ar ni ng op po rtu ni ty . So, you do wo rk yo ur fi ng er s to th e bo ne to ac ­ co m pl ish the go al s yo u'v e s et fo r yo ur se lf . W ha t if you sti ll do n' t fee l a s th ou gh yo u' ve ac co m pl is he d yo ur go al s? If th a t' s tr ue , y ou ha ve to fin d an ot he r wa y, bu t t hi s ti m e fi gu re o ut w he re y ou a re to be gin wi th. No on e is ev er in th e s am e pl ac e, s o d on 't a sk so m eo ne el se . Ask yo ur se lf. E ar n y o u r d e g r e e at U W -P a rk si d e an d y o u r c o m m is s io n at M ar qu ett e Ar m y RO TC is a le ad er sh ip dev el­ op m en t pr og ram on col leg e ca mp us ­ es th ro ug ho ut th e co un tr y. I t pre­ pa re s st ud en ts for re sp on sib le pos i­ tio ns a s offi cer s in th e ac tiv e A rm y an d Re se rv es . Ev en th ou gh A rm y ROT C is no t av ai la bl e on yo ur ca m pu s, yo u ca n ta ke th e co urs es a t ou rs . You'l l ge t th e sa m e m an ag em en t tr a in in g an d e x p e ri e n c e t h a t s tu ­ de nt s he re g et . You 'll ge t th e sa m e op po rtu ni tie s for sc ho lar sh ip s an d th e sa m e fin an cia l be ne fit s du rin g yo ur jun ior an d sen ior ye ar s ($10 0 per m on th , up to 20 m on th s) . So wh ile you ea rn yo ur ch ose n de­ g re e a t y o u r co ll eg e, yo u ca n e a rn yo ur o ffic er's com mi ssio n a t o ur s. ARM Y ROTC. LEARN WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD. For de tai ls, co nt ac t: En ro llm en t Of fic er M ili ta ry Sc ie nc e D ep t. M ar qu et te U. 1-224-7195 AT UA ST UJ tC /t: C rO TS or rt 6T H "v (* -T O P o 36 F O *6 o u a . H A I N w e L TS O v e * o o a . £ y £ s / RO TC a t UW- P by M ira J . L oc ha ns ki A dv an ce yo ur c a r e e r; go to sc h o o l tu it io n -p a id , in c lu d in g liv in g ex pe ns es ; be a b le to tr av el an d m ee t new pe op le fr om al l ar ou nd th e Un ite d S ta te s an d ab ro ad . So you thi nk y o u 're no t cu t ou t fo r Ar my lif e? H e re 's w ha t a fe w st u de nt s wh o a r e in RO TC ha ve to sa y . . . O rin T ay lo r, wh o is a po lit ic al sc ie nc e m aj or an d a jun ior a t UW- P , re m ar ke d th at " I be ca m e in­ te re st ed in RO TC wh en I w as a t Lo yo la U ni ve rs ity in Ch ic ag o. I sa w so m e gu ys ri di ng ar ou nd in a he lic op te r an d la nd ed in th e m id dl e of th e fo ot ba ll fie ld an d it loo ke d lik e fu n ." "N ot on ly w as it fu n, bu t it ap p ea re d ch al le ng in g an d , th ey pay yo u fo r it , fo r yo ur sk il l. B as ic al ly , th a t' s how I di d it . It ca n ad v an ce my fu tu re c a re e r a s a l aw ye r be ca us e t he A rm y h as it s own Le ga l C o rp s, " sa id O ri n. "A nd w he re m os t la w ye rs s ta r­ tin g ou t ha ve to fin d s om e pl ac e to wo rk (i t wil l co st th em m on ey to se t up th ei r ow n p ra ct ic e an d be sid es th a t, em pl o ye rs us ua lly look fo r e xp er ie n ce ), I' ll co m e ou t (of th e A rm y) an d I' ll ha ve th e ex pe ri en ce ; I' ll al so be w el l-p ai d to s ta rt ou t w ith , a nd I d o n 't ha v e to g o a ro un d loo kin g fo r a jo b ," he ad de d. D al e Jo hn so n, a bu si ne ss ad ­ m in is tr at io n m aj o r w ith a n em ­ ph as is in m ar ke ti ng al so ha pp en s to be pr es en tly se rv in g in th e Ar m y N at io na l G u ar d. He sa id , " I t is a ch an ce to ge t a li tt le m or e mo ney to he lp m e fi na nc ia ll y th ro ug h sc ho ol an d be co m e em ­ plo yed an d g ai n tw o co lle ge cr ed it s pe r s e m e s te r, " sa id D al e. D al e m en tio ne d th a t he ge ts ab ou t $170 a m on th from RO TC an d th e G ua rd . H e al so g ets tuition a ss is ta n c e . W ith ou t th is lu mp sum of mo ne y ev er y se m es te r, he said, " I pr ob ab ly wo uld not have bee n at te n d in g P ar k si d e full -tim e." W ha t a re so m e of the other ad v an ta g es in joini ng today's A rm y ? B ot h O ri n an d Dale m en tio ne d th a t it giv es them a ch an ce to le ar n how to be an ef­ fe ct iv e le ad er a s wel l as getting ex pe ri en ce in bo th of their future c a re e rs . "A ny m aj o r i n an y a re a of study ca n join RO TC a t UW-P . It is open to bo th m en an d wo me n, si ngle or m a rr ie d (e x c e p t ma rrie d w o m en ), " re m ar ke d Orin and D al e. M a jo r G ri b sc h a w , J r ., who te a c h e s th e m il it a ry scie nce cu rr ic u lu m he re a t UW-P, com­ m en te d th at " th e Cha nce llor , Mr. G us ki n, an d as so ci at e Dean, Mr. C am pb el l, bo th ga ve their ap­ pr ov al of it s o i t' s o ffe red here on a lim ite d ba si s. "R O TC is av ai la bl e to s tudents h er e a t P a rk si d e for the advanced pr o g ra m in RO TC. The advanced p ro g ra m in ROT C is junior and se ni or y e a r, " sa id the Majo r. " I al so ha ve one office r that co m es do wn on ce or twice a week to te ac h th e m ili ta ry science co u rs e. I al so ha ve my ow n co ur se s a t M ar qu et te , so th ere is a lim ita ti on a s to how the program ca n be ex pa nd ed he re even if th er e w as su ffi cie nt intere st, ad de d th e M aj or . T h e M a jo r fu rt h e r sta ted , "O bv io us ly , th e stu de nt s in our RO TC pr og ra m will prog ress to th e se n io r le ve l, so we 'll be here fo r se n io rs an d if th er e ar e more Co nti nu ed On Pa ge Thre e (ga nge r B ri an F el la n d , B us in es s I S te v e D an ke rt , N ev Da n G al b ra it h , A d I Su e S te v en s, E d it o r Ke n M ey er , F e a tu re E d it or D av e C ra m e r, S po rt s E d it or D a n G a I D r a il n , P et e C ra m PI , T o m C o ° P e r , C h a ir m a n of th e B oa rd M ic he tt i, C ur t M o id e ^ u e r ' 2° "® E d e n h a o s e r ' H el ge so n, M ira Lo ch an D en is e S o b i e s ^ r ^ ^ T h n ^ r a ^ e r 6 ^ " P 8 S $ in 0 ' J ° S e P h R ' P P ' ° ^s p on sf ib le '* o r " i t s i t o r ? * T b y J , u d e n , s o f UW P a rk si d e an d th ey Pu bl is he d ev er v T h u r ^ . e f i ' f y . . a n d c o n ,e n t - ^ a k s a n _ i, W isc on Pu bl is he d ev er v T h e d '' o r ' a 1 P°M cy an d co n te n t. RA N G ER is pr in te d U b v t h I n U r m V h e a c a d e m i c y e a r e x ce p t d ur in g br ea k s an d W ri tte n pe rm is si on i* r h e . U n ,o n C o o p er at iv e P u b li sh in g C o. , K en os ha , W isc on A " c o r r e s p o n d e d S I H ^ '° r r e p r i n f o f a n y po rt io n of R A N G E R , k si de , K en os ha , w I 5314 1 a d d r e s s e d P a rk si d e R an g er , W LL C Pr e *r \ r- .. . JO iq i. All p j r k . v T " sn ou ld b t L e tt er s t ' s h a ' W l S 3 1 * !- r o l M I U , : P ap er w it V o n V fn c h 0 m ^ o !n c e A a n ? e S ,e d 1 1 'V P ew ri tt en , do ub le sp ac ed on st ai to r v er if ic at io n . le tt e rs m us t be si gn ed a n d a te le ph on en um b£ D ea dl in e fo r b e tt e rs V a li d r e a s o n s - M ax im u m le ng th ac ce pt ed is re se rv e s all e d it o ri al n r n 8 V 8 , 1 2 n o o n , o r P u bl ic at io n on T hu rs da y. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside contracts new food service Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ir f f U n iv e r s it y of W is c o n s in - P a r k s i d e T h u r s d a y M ay 1 , 1 9 8 0 V o l. 8 - N o . 3 0 SAGA's sa d sa g a Parkside contracts n e w fo od se rv ic e by S ue S te ve ns Af ter fiv e y ea rs of s er vi ce on th e U W -P ar k si d e c a m p u s, SA GA Fo od s ha s lo st it s co nt ra ct he re . As r eq ui re d by s ta te la w , the food se rv ic e h er e wa s r eb id ea rl ie r thi s m on th, an d SAGA bid too low. H er ita ge Fo od Sy st em s In c. w as the hig h bi dd er . " I t' s not th at w e' re di ss at is fie d wit h the qu al ity or se rv ic e w e' ve re ce iv ed fro m SA GA ," sa y s Bil l Ni eb uh r, D ire ct or of the Un ion . "T he y jus t d id n' t bid hig h e no ug h, an d w e' re re qu ire d by th e st a te to ta ke th e hi gh es t bi d d er ." T h e h ig h es t b id d e r? T h a t' s rig ht . Th e co m pa ni es a re bid din g on the am ou nt of re b at e the y will be a bl e to g iv e th e un iv er si ty for a sp ec ifi c se rv ic e. Th is am ou nt is ba se d on a pe rc en ta ge of ca sh sa le s, ca te ri ng , an d se rv ic e fo r su m m er ca m p s. Th e s er vi ce or th e qu al ity of th e food sh ou ld n' t ch an ge mu ch ac ­ co rd in g to Ni eb uh r. "T he bid s a re ve ry sp ec if ic ," he sa y s. " F o r in st an ce , wh en w e sa y a beef sa nd w ic h, all of th e bid din g co m pa ni es a re told ex ac tly w ha t we m ea n by 'be ef sa nd w ic h' — 4 oz. of be ef , the siz e of bu n, e tc ." "T he pe nd ing co nt ra ct we now ha ve wi th H er ita ge is 65 pa ge s of re d u ce d ty p e ," a d d s D av e P ed er se n, D ea n of St ud en t Lif e. " I t sp el ls ou t al l of the sp ec ifi cs ab ou t th e se rv ic e we wa nt so th at the new co m pa ny kno ws w h at 's ex pe ct ed of th e m ." "T he 65 pa ge s is de fin ite ly not a v e r a g e ," N ie bu hr s a y s . " I n Wi sco nsi n th e a ve ra ge co nt ra ct of th is ty pe is 50 pa ge s. " Pe de rs en al so ad ds , "N at io n­ wi de , I'd sa y th e av er ag e is 15 pa ge s, so you se e, w e' re m ak ing su re th at ev er yt hi ng 's th er e. " Be sid es th e le ng th , th er e a re ot he r pr om in en t c ha ng es wi th th e new co nt ra ct . "I n the pa st the co nt ra ct w as for two ye ar s wi th th re e p o ss ib le on e y e a r ex ­ te ns io ns ," s ay s Ni eb uh r. " I t' s now a one ye ar co nt ra ct wi th fo ur po ssi ble one ye ar ex te ns io ns . T hi s wa y th e co m pa ni es a re ab le to giv e us be tte r bid s w ith ou t ris ki ng a s m uc h. Wi th the ec on om y th e wa y it is, th is gi ve s us g re at e r fl e x ib il it y to c h a n g e w it ho ut hu rti ng the qu al ity if t he co m pa ny los es m on ey ." "T hi s i s a di ffi cu lt tim e to bi d, " he a d d s . " T h e c e n tr a l a d ­ m in is tr at io n se t a re as on ab le pe rc en ta ge for pr ic es to in cr ea se , an d we wo rk wit h th a t. " How is the eco no my af fe ct in g the food se rv ic e he re a t P ar ks id e now ? Du rin g the pa st few y ea rs th er e ha s bee n a n ap pr ox im at e 25% gr ow th ra te in the food se r­ vic e he re on ca m pu s ac co rd in g to Ni eb uh r an d P ed er se n. Th e pa st tw o y ea rs ha ve bee n es pe ci al ly bu sy . Will th is ke ep up wh en the P ar ks id e food se rv ic e is ta ke n ov er by H er ita ge ? "W e' ve al re ad y m ad e a tr ip up to Gr ee n Ba y to ch ec k th em o u t, " I N S I D E . . . • S tu d e n ts g ai n re co g n it io n • R ev ie w : l i t t l e M a rk e r' m is se s • B as eb al l: M en to p s in c o n fe re n c e K in sh ip D a y , M ay 3 Du rin g th e G ov er no r's Con ­ fe re nc e o n C hil dr en an d Fa m il ie s, G o v er n o r L ee D re y fu s w as pr es en te d a Ki ns hi p T- sh irt in a p p re c ia ti o n fo r si g n in g a pr oc la m at io n to de si gn at e Ma y 3rd a s "K in sh ip of Wi sco nsi n D ay ." K in sh ip is a c h il d s e rv ic e ag en cy wo rk ing wi th ch ild re n fr om sin gl e p ar en t ho m es or ch ild re n wi th sp ec ia l pr ob le m s. A ch ild is m at ch ed wi th a m at u re , st ab le ad ul t wh o ca n pr ov id e re g u la r gu id an ce , un de rs ta nd in g an d ac ce pt an ce . T he K in sh ip m o v e m en t is gr ow ing ra pi dl y in the st a te of W isc on sin . T he re a re 13 ex is tin g un its an d 5 in th e pr oc es s of s ta r ti n g . D ia n e S o lb e rg , E x e c u ti v e D ir e c to r of th e K en o sh a A ge nc y h a s b ee n re c e n tl y e le c te d S ta te R ep re se nt at iv e re sp on sib le fo r th e gr ow th of new ag en ci es . Be ca us e th er e a re m an y m or e ch ild re n wh o ha ve ap pl ied fo r a vo lu nt ee r Ki ns pe rs on th an th er e a re vo lu nt ee rs av ai la bl e to m ee t th ei r n ee ds , "K in sh ip of Wi sco nsi n D ay " is se t as id e a s a tim e to m ak e an all -o ut ef fo rt to re cr u it ad di tio na l vo lu nt ee rs . EM PT Y TA BL ES in t h e Pa rk sid e d inin g ro om . M ay be th e qu iet ho ur s in th e ca fe te ria will no lon ger b e when Pa rk si de 's ne w food serv ic e mo ve s in. Ma yb e not . sa ys P ed er se n. "W e to ur ed one of th ei r op er at io ns th er e to ge t a gu t fe el in g of how it w or ks . We w an t t o m ak e su re th at the y ca n ha nd le w ha t we ne ed fro m th em ." H er ita ge will be m ak in g a fin al p re s e n ta ti o n to th e P a r k s id e Unio n ad m in is tr at io n to da y. "I f we fee l co m fo rt ab le wi th w ha t the y sh ow us (T he y' ll be ex ­ pl ain in g how th ey fig ur ed th ei r bi d, s a la r ie s , s a m p le m e n u s, pr om oti on pa ck ag es , et c. ) an d the y a re , w e'l l re la y th a t in­ fo rm at io n to M ad iso n so th e co nt ra ct ca n be fi na li ze d. " Th e v en di ng m ac hi ne se rv ic e on ca m pu s will al so be re bi d th is sp ri ng . Th e si tu at io n wi th th e co nt ra ct bid din g is the sa m e ac co rd in g to N ie bu hr . One m ai n di ffe re nc e is th at th e hig h bi dd er m us t be pr ep ar ed to su pp ly ap ­ pr ox im at el y $80,000 w or th of new eq ui pm en t fo r he av y tr af fi c a re a s su ch a s th e li b ra ry co ffe e sh op a re a . Th e food se rv ic e ch an ge ov er wil l ha pp en on Ju n e 1s t. T he ve nd in g se rv ic e bid s m us t be in so m et im e in M ay . If th er e is a c h a n g e in c o m p a n ie s, th a t ch an ge -o ve r wil l ta ke pl ac e in Ju ly . Stude nts to e x p lo r e ca ny on s H er e in K en os ha th er e a re m an y ch ild re n sw ell in g th e w ai tin g lis t of the Ki ns hi p of fic e. E xe cu tiv e D ir ec to r, Di an e So lb er g, po int s ou t th at , as th e si ng le p ar en t fa m ily fa st be co m es a no rm in o ur so ci et y, th e co m m un ity m us t fin d w a y s to in s u re th e h ea lt h y de ve lo pm en t of it s ch ild re n. Fo r se ve ra l y ea rs the Ki ns hip pr og ra m ha s be en su cc es sf ul in he lpi ng tro ub led ch ild re n co pe wi th th ei r liv es , giv ing th em an in cr ea se d se ns e of se lf- wo rth an d th e co m pa ni on sh ip of so m eo ne who ca re s. Du rin g th is In te rn at io na l Y ea r of th e Fa m il y Go v. Dr ey fo s as k s th e c it iz e n s of W is co ns in to ac qu ai nt th em se lv es wi th pri n­ c ip le s a n d o b je c ti v e s of th e K in sh ip p ro g ra m . E v e ry o n e sh ou ld ta ke a lo ng er th an us ua l look in to th ei r h ea rt s a nd co m e up wi th th at e xt ra bi t of ti m e t o s p ar e a ch ild in ne ed . Th e re w ar ds a r e g re a t, an d vo lu nt ee rs te sti fy th at th ei r liv es h a v e be en e n ri c h e d by th e pr og ra m ev er y bi t as m uc h or m or e th an tho se of th e ch ild re n the y be fri en d. Th e nu m be r to ca ll for in fo rm at io n, or to vo lu nt ee r is 658-015 1. A new 23-da y co ur se is be ing of fe re d by the Co lor ad o O ut w ar d Bo und Sc ho ol. It of fe rs pa r­ tic ip an ts a n op po rtu ni ty to le av e th e ir u su a l s u rr o u n d in g s an d e x p lo re th e in tr ic a te c an y o n s y s te m in a n d a ro u n d C an y o n la n d s N a ti o n al P a r k , U tah , wi th ba ck pa ck s an d ra ft s. Fi ve da ys of w hi te- w at er ra ft in g thr ou gh C at ar ac t Ca ny on on th e Co lor ad o Ri ve r ha ve be en in­ c o rp o ra te d in to th e s ta n d a rd co ur se ac ti v it ie s. Se ve n- pe rs on gr ou ps pl us an in st ru ct or wil l pa dd le th ro ug h the sa m e ra pi ds th at Jo hn We sley Po we ll ex pl or ed in w ood en bo at s o ve r on e hu nd re d y ea rs ag o. Th e re st of the co ur se will be sp en t ba ck pa ck in g an d le ar ni ng sk ill s ne ce ss ar y fo r sa fe ty an d co m fo rt in th e ca ny on co un tr y. Th es e in clu de na vi ga tio n wit h m ap an d co m pa ss , f ir st ai d, ba si c ro ck cl im bi ng , ca m pc ra ft , an d ec olo gy . Be ca us e a sm oo th ly fun cti on ing gr ou p is es se nt ia l in m ee tin g the c h a ll e n g e s of th e w il d e rn e s s, co m m un ic at io n an d le ad er sh ip sk ill s wil l al so be em ph as iz ed . D a te s fo r th e c o u rs e s a r e Se pt em be r 9-O cto ber l an d Oc­ to be r 7-29, 1980. Ap pl ica nt s a re ac ce pt ed on a fir st- co m e, fi rs t- se rv e ba si s. Ad mi ssi on is ope n to an yo ne ov er 16 1 /2 in good he al th re ga rd le ss of ra ce , co lor , an d na tio na l or et hn ic or ig in . T ui ti on in c lu d e s in st ru c ti o n , food an d al l ne ce ss ar y eq ui pm en t e x c ep t p e rs o n a l c lo th in g . Fi na nc ia l ai d is av ai la bl e for tho se wh o wo uld ot he rw ise be un ab le to at te n d . Ma ny hig h s ch oo ls, co lle ge s a nd u n iv e rs it ie s g r a n t c re d it fo r pa rt ic ip at io n in O ut w ar d Bou nd co ur se s. An ap pl ic at io n an d ad di tio na l in fo rm ati on ca n be ob tai ne d by w rit in g or ca ll in g: Ut ah Co ur se s, Co lor ad o O ut w ar d Bou nd Sc ho ol, 945 Pe nn sy lv an ia , D en ve r, CO 80203, (303) 837-0880. Th e C olo rad o O ut w ar d Bo und Sch ool is a ta x e x e m p t, no t fo r p ro fi t or ga ni za tio n. C o l l e g i a t e C r ie r — Parks ide art s tud ent s displayin g wo rks Th e P ar k si d e a r t st ud en ts ha ve pu t th ei r wo rk s oh di sp la y in th e Co m m un ica tio ns Ar t B uil din g G al le ry . T he ex hi bi t, wh ich op en ed A pr il 15, wil l be ope n un til Ma y 8, 1980. Reg ents app rov e bucks for en er gy con serv atio n Th e UW Sy ste m B oa rd of R eg en ts ha ve ap pr ov ed an al lo tm en t of $109,800 f or P ar k si d e' s 1979-8 1 E ne rg y Co ns er va tio n Al loc ati on . Th e fu nd s, wh ich won ap pr ov al a t th e Ap ril 11 m ee tin g, wil l be us ed fo r a St ea m Di str ib ut io n Sy st em In su la tio n pr oj ec t. Self Esteem and Constructive An ger Work shops Th e ne xt two wo rk sh op s on pe rs on al gr ow th will be "B oo sti ng Sel f E st e e m " (M ay 5) an d "C on st ru ct iv e A ng er " (M ay 12 ). Th e th re e ho ur wo rks ho ps will m ee t f ro m 6:30-9 :30 p .m . i n T al le nt Ha ll. F ee is $10. F or in fo rm at io n an d re gi st ra tio n ca ll 553-2312. Mi lwa uke e PAC an no un ce s com ing ev en ts M ilw au ke e's Pe rf or m in g A rts C en te r wil l fe a tu re "O f Mi ce an d M en ," in the Tod d W ehr T he at er (M ay 1- Ma y 4) , an d " S ta b a t M at er ," in Ui hle in Ha ll (M ay 2 & 3). T he M ilw au ke e Sy mp ho ny O rc he st ra wil l al so pr es en t two K in de rd on ze rts in Uih lei n Ha ll on M ay 4. Fo r in fo rm at io n ca ll 273-7 206. U W EX to spo nsor Old World Wisc onsin tour An O ld W orld Wi sco nsi n t ou r w ill be s po ns or ed by UW EX . T he to ur is to ta ke pl ac e Ma y 17, fr om ab ou t 8:3 0 a. m . to 3:3 0 p. m . F ee is $14. En ro llm en t is lim ite d, re gi st er by Ma y 10. Th e to ur in cl ud es wa lk in g ab ou t 2 1/2 m ile s alo ng a gr av el ro ad to se e th e ex hi bi ts . F o r in­ fo rm at io n ca ll 553-231 2. T h e G l o b e at a G la n c e Ca rte r ac ce pts Ho sta ge s f re ed flak from re sc ue in Columbia L o c a l or ch es tr as hold jo in t con cer t In an ea rly mo rnin g ad dr es s las t Fr id ay , in which he took full res pon sib ilit y fo r the out com e, Pr es id en t Ca rte r ann oun ced th at a hos tag e res cue at te m pt had to be a bo rte d i n t he ea rly sta ge s d ue to pro ble ms wit h the hel ico pte rs invo lved . The at te m pt su rp ris ed the Ir an ia ns , who we re un aw are of the U.S. mi lita ry pre sen ce in the ir cou ntr y unti l h ou rs a fte r the for ce w as wit hdr aw n. (CBS New s, Apr il 25 , 1980 ) Van ce res ign s his post Se cr et ar y of S ta te Cy rus Van ce ha s res ign ed his pos t. M r. Van ce wa s the only top adv iso r to the Pr es id en t to dis ag ree wit h the res cu e a tte m pt . De puty Se cr eta ry of Sta te W arr en Ch ris top her , 54, is now th e ac tin g hea d of the St at e D ep ar tm e n t. (T he M ilw au ke e Sen tine l, Apr il 28, 1980) Mid East le ad er s - m or e pro ble ms Re po rts say th at the fall out fro m the res ult s of the fai led U.S. re sc ue a tte m pt h as c aus ed a sli gh t back ing aw ay fro m Was hing ton on the pa rt of Midd le E as te rn st at es on the rim of the Sov iet Union. It has to d o w ith the fe ar s of ra di ca l act ion s on the pa rt of Sh iite gro ups who follow the re lig io n of th e A ya to lla h Kho mein i. (The Ch rist ian Sci enc e Mon itor, Apr il 28, 1980) Col umb ian lef tis ts, who hav e be en ho ld in g ho st ag es si n ce Fe br ua ry 27, 1980 , fre ed the rem ain ing hos tag es a nd took ex ile in Cub a. The le fti sts rep ort edl y rec eiv ed only $2 millio n of the orig ina l $50 millio n dem and ed for the c ap tiv es r ele as e. I t took a tot al of 24 r oun ds of tal ks betw een the go ver nm ent and the M-1 9 grou p to ach iev e the ho sta ges re le as e. (Th e Wall Str ee t Jo ur na l, A pril 28, 1980 ) Equatorial Gu ine a se ek s hel p When the Afr ican nati on of Eq ua to ria l Gui nea ov ert hre w its dic tat or la st Aug ust, Pr es id en t Te od or o Ob ian g Ng ue m a Mba sogo , the lea de r of the new go ve rn m en t, ki ck ed ou t th e Ru ssi ans and Cu ban s an d se t his cou ntry on the pa th to fre e en­ ter pr ise . So fa r the U.S. ha s ign ore d his ca lls for aid , and is s ti ll co ns id er in g na m in g an ho no rar y coun sel to the sm all nat ion . (Th e Chic ago Tr ibu ne, April 27, 1980) Kennedy ov er Ca rter — bar ely S en at o r E dw ar d Ke nn ed y na rr ow ly d ef ea te d P re si d e n t C ar te r la st S a tu rd ay in th e M ic hi ga n ca u cu se s. Ke nn ed y rec eiv ed 71 de leg ate s t o P re sid en t C ar te r's 70. It wa s the seco nd raz or thin vic tory of Kenn edy ove r Ca rte r in a wee k. (Th e Jo ur na l Tim es, April 27, 1980) U. S. Stud ent As soc iat ion u rg es con tac t with re ps Acc ordi ng to the Uni ted St at es Stu den t Asso ciati on (USS A), the cu rr en t act ion to red uc e the Fe de ra l Bud get def icit will hu rt stu de nts bad ly. USSA sa ys th at eli mi na tin g th e cu rr en t Fe de ra l def icit of $16 billion to bal anc e the bud get wo uld only red uce infl atio n by two -ten ths of o ne pe rce nt ac ­ cor din g to mo st eco nom ists , in­ clu din g the GAO 's own stu di es . The ass oci atio n fee ls i t i s iron ic th at ap pr op ria tio ns for ed uc ati on ar e sla sh ed as fun ds for the mi lit ary in cr ea se : the cos t of two Tr ide nt cl as s su bm ari ne s is $3.42 billio n, wh ich e qu als tot al Fe de ra l a p p ro p ri at io n s fo r el em en ta ry and sec on da ry edu cat ion . Con side ring th at not t wo, but 14 Tr ide nt cl as s su bs a re in cu rr en t pla ns , the iro nic bec ome s th e in to le ra b le , sa y s th e st u d en t ass oc iat ion . USSA ha s dis sem ina ted the follow ing inf orm atio n con cer nin g the pro pos ed bud get cu ts : the g a n g e r Sue St ev en s, Ed ito r Br ian Fe lla nd , Bu sin es s M an ag er Ken M ey er , F ea tu re Ed ito r St ev e Da nk er t, N ew s E di to r Da ve C ra m er , S po rts Ed ito r Dan G al br ai th , A d M an ag er To m Co op er, Ch air ma n of th e Bo ar d Pe te C ra m er , Ph il D eL ui sa , Do ug E de nh au se r, G in ge r H el ge so n, Mi ra Lo ch an sk i, Su sa n M ich et ti, Cur t M ol de na ue r, Ke vin Pa du la , Br ian Pa ss in o, Jo se ph Ri pp , Don Sc he rr er , D en ise So bi es ki , Lor i M ey er , Jo hn C ra m er . RA NG ER is w ri tt en an d ed ite d by st u d en ts of U W -P ar ks id e an d .t h ey a re so le ly re sp on si bl e fo r it s ed it or ia l po lic y an d co nt en t. Pu bl is he d ev er y T hu rs da y du ri ng th e ac ad em ic ye ar ex ce pt du ri ng b re ak s an d ho li da ys , RA NG ER is pr in te d by th e Un ion C oo pe ra ti ve Pu bl is hi ng Co ., K en os ha , W is co ns in . W rit te n pe rm is si on is r eq ui re d fo r re p ri n t of an y po rt io n o f R A N G E R . All co rr es p on de n ce sh ou ld be ad d re ss ed to : P a rk si d e R an g er , WL LC D13 9, u w - P ar k si d e, K en os ha , Wl 5314 1. L et te rs to th e E di to r wi ll be ac ce pt ed if ty p ew ri tt en , do ub le sp ac ed on st an d ar d si ze pa p er w ith on e- in ch m ar g in s. All le tt e rs m us t be si gn ed an d a te le ph on e n um be r in cl ud ed fo r v er if ic at io n . . N am es wi ll be w ith he ld for va lid re as o ns . M ax im um le ng th ac ce p te d is 5G O w or ds . D ea dl in e fo r le tt er s is M on da y a t 12 noo n fo r pu bl ic at io n on T hu rs da y. T he RA NG ER re se rv es all ed it or ia l pr iv il eg es in re fu si ng to pr in t le tt er s w hi ch co nt ai n fa ls e or .d e fa m a to ry co nt en t. ^ Th e thi rd an nu al joint co nc ert by th e K en os ha an d R ac in e Sym phon y O rc he str as will fe at ur e Ca rl Or ff' s ex ub er an t work for ch oru s and or ch es tra , Ca rm ina Bu ra na , with ab ou t 300 voi ces jo in in g th e 85 -pi ec e co m bi ne d or ch es tra unde r the bat on of Ste phe n Colb urn at 8 p.m . on Sa tu rd ay , May 3, in the Un ive rsi ty of Wis con sin -Pa rksi de Ph ys ica l Edu cat ion Bui ldin g. Joh n Windh of the Ca rth ag e Colle ge mu sic fac ult y is ch or al dir ec tor for the pr og ram an d the Ke no sh a O rc h es tr a ha s be en re he are d by its con duc tor , Dav id H. Sc hr ips em a. Sin gle adm issi on tic ke ts ar e $5 for the ge ne ra l pub lic an d $3 for stu de nt s, and will be av ail ab le a t the Ra cin e Sym pho ny office, 800 Wisco nsin Av e.; Ken osh a Unif ied Scho ols Re cre ati on De pt., 271 7 - 67th S t. ; and the Pa rk si de Union Inf orm atio n Ce nte r. The pr og ram is jointl y spon ­ so re d by th e U ni ve rs it y of Wi sco nsin -Pa rks ide and the two com mu nity or ch es tra s. Sea son ti c k e ts fr om bo th o rc h e s tr a s ' su bs cr ip ti on se ri e s wi ll be ho no re d. A dd iti on al ly , su b­ sc ri be rs to UW -Pa rks ide 's Acc ent on En ric hm en t ser ie s who op ted to use t he ir fin al s er ie s t ick et fo r t his ev en t, ma y pre sen t thos e tic ke ts a t the do or. P A T R O N IZ E OU R A D V E R T IS E R S Se na te Bud get Co mm itte e ha s prop osed cu ts of $10 0 millio n in ed uc ati on al g ra nt s, $100 million in stu de nt loan s an d $25 milli on in aid for ma kin g ca mp us es mo re ac ce ssi ble to th e han dic app ed, for the cu rre nt fis cal ye ar . USSA. be lie ve s co lle ge s fa ce co n­ sid er ab le tuiti on in cr ea se s an d eve n lo wer en rol lm en ts u nle ss th e tid e is ste m m ed . USSA is als o con cer ned ab ou t th e d ra ft le gi sl at io n th a t Pr es ide nt Ca rte r is try ing to p ush thro ugh the co ng res s. The Hou se Ap pro pria tion s Co mm itte e voted April 17 to fund the pr es id en t's mi lita ry dr af t pro pos al, but the ass oci atio n beli eve s the nar row vot e ma rgi n (26- 23) ind ica tes su b st a n ti a l op po sit io n to reg ist rat ion amo ng m em be rs of Co ngr ess . Th e U ni te d S ta te s S tu d en t Asso ciatio n urg es stu de nt s to co n ta ct th e ir re p re se n ta ti v e s abo ut the se issu es a s soon as pos sibl e. SAMU EL JONES, a m e m b e r of th e UW -M adi son m us ic f ac ult y, sp ec ia li ze s i n a r t - so ng an d o ra to ri o . Du rin g th e p as t ye ar , h e ha s pr es en te d a se ri e s of re ci ta ls fe at ur in g al l of th e so ng s of D ub us sy a nd al so s an g f ou r p er fo rm an ce s of t h e M oz ar t M as s in C M in or w ith th e Ch ic ag o Sy m ph on y O rc he st ra an d ch or us . Jo n es will be a gu es t so lo ist a t th e joint co n ce rt th is we ek en d a t UW -P. Firebaugh co -e di ts e n e r g y bo ok U ni v er si ty of W isc on sin - P a rk si d e ph ys ic s pr of es so r Mo rris W. Fi reb au gh is co- edi tor of a new book, "A n Ac cep tab le Fu tu re Nu cle ar En erg y Sy st em ," a con den sat ion of pro cee din gs of the G atl inb erg II w ork sho p he ld in the wa ke of t he Th ree Mile Isl an d nu cle ar ac cid en t. The wor ksho p bro ugh t tog eth er th e ch ief o ff ic er s of s e v e ra l uti liti es, se nio r go ve rnm en t of­ fi c e rs co nc er ne d w ith en er g y polic y, a me mb er of the Kem eny Com miss ion which inv est iga ted the Th re e Mile Isl an d ac cid en t and per son nel of the In st itu te for E n er g y A na ly si s, th e en er g y policy "th in k ta nk " of Oak Rid ge Ass ocia ted Un ive rsi tie s, whi ch co nv en ed th e w or ks ho p an d pub lish ed the res ul ts. Wor ksho p top ics i ncl ude d s af et y of nu cle ar pow er pla nt s, sit in g, ec on om ic c o st /b e n e fi t ra ti o s , t e c h n o l o g y , g o v e r n m e n t reg ula tio n, pub lic ac ce pt an ce and en erg y al te rn at iv es . F ir e b a u g h is on s a b b a ti c a l lea ve th is ye ar a t the In sti tu te , wh ere he is wor kin g on two of i ts ma jor on-goi ng stu di es , one in so la r en erg y and one in nu cle ar en er gy . E ar li er th is mo nth , he att en de d the New York Ac ade my of Scien ces me eti ng on T hr ee Mil e Is la n d w ith in s ti tu te d ir e c to r Alvin We inb erg , who is wid ely ack no wle dge d by sc ien tis ts as th e w o rl d 's le a d in g au th or it y on nu cle ar pow er. In ad dit ion to the new book , whic h wa s co-e dite d by M.J. O ha ni an of th e U ni ve rs ity of Fl or id a, Fi re ba ug h is co-editor, wit h Lon C. Ru edi sili , for mer ly of UW -Pa rks ide an d now at the Un ive rsi ty of T oled o, of a widely - ac cl ai m ed book of rea din gs on en er g y an d th e en vi ro nm en t, "P er sp ec tiv es on En er gy : Issues , Id e a s an d E nv ir on m en ta l D ile m m as ," now in its second pr in tin g. A m em be r of the UW-P faculty sin ce 1970, Fi re ba ug h holds MS an d Ph D d eg re es fro m the Un ive rsi ty of Illin ois. Stud ent di sc ou nt s tr ou bl e Dis cou nt ad pr og ram s con tinu e to ca us e pro ble ms for stu de nt g o v er nm en ts an d ha ve be en co ntr ov ers ial on a t le as t thr ee ca mp us es thi s ye ar . At the Un ive rsi ty of Ma ryl an d, th e S tu d en t G ov er nm en t Asso ciatio n lent its na m e to a m e rc h a n ts ' di sc ou nt pr o gr am pr op os ed by a st u d en t fr om ano the r c am pu s. L oca l fi rm s pai d $60 to $20 0 for ad s fea tu rin g stu de nt dis cou nts on fli er s th at SGA was sup pos ed to di str ib ut e. When the dis trib uti on sy ste m bro ke dow n, and the ou tsi de stu de nt en tre pr en eu r pull ed ou t, the f ly er s s a t fo r m ont hs i n a loc al pr in te r's offi ce. Ang ry m er ch an ts bla me d SGA and th re ate ne d to su e the stu de nt or ga ni ze r. U ni ve rs it y of W isc on sin - Madi son s tu de nt s w ere an ge re d to lea rn th at the d isc ou nts the y w er e pr om is ed wh en p u rc h as in g stu de nt go ver nm ent -sp on sor ed ins ura nc e w ere nev er d eli ve re d. I t was als o dis cov ere d th at the W isc on sin S tu d en t A ss oc ia tio n trip led the pr ice of the st ud en t ins ur an ce to ra is e mon ey for its own co ffe rs (P ai l & Shovel Pa rty st ri ke s ag ai n! ). Iow a St at e Un ive rsi ty' s stude nt g o v e rn m e n t d is tr ib u te d a ll bu t 100 of its 4,000 disc oun t c oupon card s in the fi rs t we eks of i ts pro gra m. But loc al m er ch an ts stil l com­ pla ine d th at stu de nt s we ren 't usi ng the dis cou nt ca rd s and that ma ny se em ed un aw are of the dis cou nt pr og ra m . De sp ite a hist ory of problem s, the the ory behin d the stud ent dis cou nt pr og ra m s cont inue s to in te re st bo th m er ch a n ts and stu de nt le ad er s. $ 3 ,0 0 0 blimp s a v e s m o n e y If i t w orks for Goo dye ar, will it work for the Mich igan St at e Uni ver sity stu de nt go ver nm ent ? MSU stu de nts ma y find out thi s sp ri n g , wh en th e A ss oc ia te d Stu den ts d eci des wh ethe r to buy a $3,000 , 1 6-by -6 ra di o- co nt ro ll ed blim p. A ten tat ive ap pro pri ati on has alr ea dy been ma de , sa ys Stu den t Bo ard Ch air ma n Bru ce St ud er, but fin al app rov al aw ait s a co mm itte e inv est iga tion . Stu der ad m its the idea , which he ori gin ate d, sou nds out lan dis h. But he st re ss es the valu e of the blim p for prom otio n an d sa ys a cos t-e ffe ctiv ene ss st ud y s how s th e bli mp will pay for itself in a ye ar an d eve ntu ally sa ve $3,0 00 in ad co sts . If pu rch ase d, it will boa st a la rg e Sp ar ta n " S " on one s id e a nd ca n ca rr y ad ve rti sin g on the oth er, he sa ys . Stu de r pro pos es flyin g the blim p du rin g hom e fo ot ba ll g am e s, pe p ra ll ie s co n ce rt s an d ev en ho m e ba ske tba ll, ga m es . (Ap pro val to fly it in the MSU field hou se is stil l pen din g.) It ca n als o be flown on ca m pu s to ad ve rti se such ac­ ti v it ie s a s vo te r re gi st ra ti on , tick et s al es , a nd orie nta tion week. Th e bli mp ca n be ope rate d by re mo te ra di o con trol or tethere d by a 150-foot rop e, he e xpla ins. It ca n be fille d with nonfl amm able hel ium by two peop le in abou t 30 mi nu tes an d with heli um "boo ster sh ot s, " ca n st ay alof t up to six da ys . Th e lif e s pa n of t he blim p is abo ut five ye ar s, sa ys Stu der . It's ho uld im me dia tel y s olve one ASMSU pr ob lem : lac k of v isibility on ca m pu s. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1980-05-01 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System graduation olympics pageants https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/343785166c193675d9ccefc7a18f2aff.pdf d8233d411d4da2d710e1e46cc3d85763 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. First annual awards banquet held Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Th ur sd ay , Ap ril 24 , 1 9 8 0 ^ U ni ve rs ity of W is co ns in - P a rk s id e an ge r Vo l. 8 - N o. 2 9 Fi rs t an n u al a w a r d s b a n q u et h e ld Ti m ot hy Zi m m er an d Su sa n S te v e n s w er e a w a rd e d ou t­ st a n d in g s e rv ic e a w a rd s la s t Sa tu rd ay ni gh t du ri ng th e F ir st An nua l S tu de nt Ac tiv iti es Aw ar ds B an qu et . T he two w er e ch ose n by a co m m itt ee of ten st ud en ts re p re s e n ti n g th e fi v e m a jo r st ud en t or ga ni za tio ns on th e UW- P a rk s id e c a m p u s fo r u n iq ue co nt rib ut io ns an d le ad er sh ip in st ud en t ac ti vi ti es . O th er s al so re ce iv in g aw ar ds for ou ts ta nd in g ac hi ev em en t in th ei r re sp ec tiv e or ga ni za tio ns a re Vick i We llen s of th e Co op er at iv e Se rv ic es Co lle cti ve , Jef f Sh or e of th e P a rk s id e A c ti v it ie s B o a rd , D av id H a le of th e P a rk s id e I N S I D E . . . • tailor citizen Image m yf lh • Faculty prea ietiea s aaaewac • New I Data Pre cest iag Cl ub St ud en t G ov er nm en t As so cia tio n, Gi ng er He lge so n of the R an ge r, an d Ch av ez E pp s of th e St ud en t O rg an iz at io ns Co unc il. E ac h of th e clu b pr es id en ts we re aw ar de d a ce rt if ic at e of ac hi ev em en t al so . Th ey a re Ka i Na il of C.S .C. , To m Sh ula k of P. A .B ., Ti m Zi m m er of P.S .G .A ., Su e S te ve ns of R an ge r, an d M ar y Br au n of S.O .C. Ap pr ox im at ely 125 peo ple a t­ ten de d th e e ve nt wh ich inc lud ed a st ea k di nn er be sid es th e aw ar ds ce re m on y. Da ve P ed er se n, De an of St ud en t Lif e, se rv ed a s M as te r of Ce re m on ies , re m ar ki ng a t th e be gin nin g of th e nig ht, "E ve ry on e in vo lv ed in s tu d e n t a c ti v it ie s de se rv es re co gn iti on , an d w e' re he re to do th at to ni gh t." D E A N of S tu de nt Li fe , D av id P e d er se n , a d d re ss e s a cr ow d of ab o u t 120 pe op le a t P a rk si d e 's fi rs t st u d e n t a w a rd ba nq ue t on S a tu rd a y , Ap ril 19. (P h o to c o u rt e sy M ed ia S e rv ic e s) Ta sk F o r c e f in a l r e p o r t g i v e n t h i s m o r n in g by G . He lge so n W hat is a nd will be th e s ta tu s of wo me n a t UW -P ark sid e in th e co m in g d e c a d e ? P a r k s id e 's Re so ur ce C om m itt ee fo r tlie UW- Sy ste m R eg en ts ' Ta sk F or ce on th e St at us of Wo me n ha ve co m ­ pil ed th ei r fin al re po rt , to be pr es en te d to the R eg en ts on Th ur sd ay , Ap ril 24th , a t 9 a .m . in ro om 363 of W yl lie L ib ra ry Le ar ni ng C en te r. Th e re p o rt 's re co m m en da tio ns re p re s e n t P a r k s id e 's g o a ls fo r wo me n in the 198 0's. Th e re po rt in cl u d es g e n e ra l re c o m ­ m e n d a ti o n s an d su b c o m m it te e su gg es tio ns . In ad di tio n to th e co m m it te e' s g e n e ra l re c o m m e n d a ti o n s, th e st u d e n t su b c o m m it te e re co m ­ m en d s th a t " U W -P a rk si d e fa cu lty , s ta ff , a nd st ud en ts . . . be e n c o u ra g ed to e x a m in e th e ir at tit ud es to wa rd wo me n st ud en ts in an e ff o rt to e li m in a te d is c ri m in a to ry p ra c ti c e s a n d st er eo ty pe d a tt it u d es ." S tu d e n ts re c o m m e n d e d th a t wo me n be en co ur ag ed to m ak e n o n -t ra d it io n a l c a r e e r ch o ic es , an d th at wo me n fa cu lty be m or e av ai la bl e t o th em a s a dv is or s. On- c a m p u s s u p p o rt iv e s e rv ic e s , s tu d e n ts s a id , sh o u ld b e ev al ua te d, an d "e v er y wo me n st ud en t be pr ov ide d wi th a ha nd ­ book de sc rib in g av ai la bl e se r­ vi ce s an d in di ca tin g w he re to go fo r fu rt he r in fo rm at io n. " St ud en ts als o i nd ic at ed th at st ud en t g ro up s in su pp or t of wo me n sh ou ld be ex pa nd ed . To ex pa nd w om en s' at hl et ic p ro g ra m s , s tu d e n ts re co m ­ me nd ed th at "w om en 's sp o rt s bu dg et s be in cr ea se d to all ow th em eq ua l op po rtu ni ty fo r an eq ua l lev el of co m pe tit io n, " an d th at "w om en 's te am s be all ow ed to p a r ti c ip a te in non -A IA W sp on so re d ch am pi on sh ip s if so de si re d ." T he a c a d e m ic st a ff su b ­ c o m m it te e re co m m e n d e d th a t "t h e UW -P ark sid e ad m in is tr at io n fun d an ad m in is tr at iv e in te rn pos itio n e ac h ye ar wi th th e g oa l of tr a in in g a w om an fo r a d - m in is tra ti ve re sp on si bi li ti es .'' T he su b c o m m it te e re c o m ­ m en de d " a stu dy be un de rt ak en to d e te rm in e th e fe a si b il it y of c re a ti n g c a r e e r la d d e r ra n k s wi thi n the sp ec ia lis t ca te go ry of n o n -t e ac h in g a c a d e fh ic s t a f f ." Po lic ie s fo r te ac hi ng ac ad em ic st af f, the y su gg es te d, sh ou ld be rev iew ed "w ith a sp ec ia l se n­ si tiv ity fo r th os e jobs w he re th er e is a la r g e r c o n c e n tr a ti o n of w om en ." A ca d em ic s ta f f e r s re c o m ­ m en de d t h at " th e s al ar y st ru ct ur e of ad ju nc t fa cu lty be re vi ew ed a n n u a ll y ," w it h a p p ro p r ia te ra is es al lo ca te d to sta ff m em be rs who ha ve he ld th ei r po sit ion s fo r m or e th an a ye ar . T he su b -c o m m it te e a ls o re co m m e n d ed th a t " ta n g ib le su pp or t an d a w a rd s, " in th e fo rm s of te ac hi ng ex ce lle nc e a w ar d s a nd tr av el mo ne y, be m ad e av ai la bl e to ex ce pt io na l m em be rs of th e te ac hi ng ac ad em ic st af f. F in a ll y , th e su b -c o m m it te e re co m m en de d th at a st ud y be co n d u ct ed to e v a lu a te th e po ssi bil ity of th e cr ea tio n of "s h ar ed po si tio ns ." Wit h sh ar ed po sit ion s, th e su b- co m m itt ee sa id , wo me n an d m en who ca n onl y wo rk a t a te nu re -t ra ck fa cu lty pos itio n pa rt- tim e will ha ve a ch an ce a t fa cu lty po sit ion s. In the a re a of hi rin g, th e f ac ul ty su b -c o m m it te e re co m m en d ed th a t P a r k s id e 's A ff ir m a ti v e Act ion off ice r "m ai n ta in cu rr en t lis tin gs of al l W om en 's Ca uc us es of p ro fe ss io na l a ca de m ic so ci et ie s fo r th e p u rp o se of p o st in g po sit ion s, an d su ch lis tin gs sh ou ld be m ad e av ai la bl e to al l div isi on ch ai rs an d co -o rd in at or s, " an d th a t th e A ff ir m a ti v e A ct io n C o m m it te e " s h o u ld re v ie w ca nd id at e poo ls fo r al l fu ll- tim e po sit io ns ." T he su b -c o m m it te e a ls o re co m m en de d th at th e "s ea rc h an d sc re en pr oc ed ur e fo r al l full - tim e po sit ion s sh ou ld be m ad e on th e na tio na l ra th er th an on th e lo ca l or re gi on al lev el on ly ." In th e a re a of r et en tio n, th e su b­ c o m m it te e re c o m m en d e d th a t "m o re re sp on sib le ac tiv ity on th e p ar t of se ni or fa cu lty sho uld oc cu r to en co ur ag e an d su pp or t th e pr of es sio na l de ve lo pm en t of no n- te n u re d f a c u lt y ." T h e su b ­ co m m itt ee al so be lie ve s th at th e bu rd en for re sp on si bl e ac tio n to en co ur ag e an d ai d in re te nt io n sh ou ld be on se ni or fa cu lty , wh o sh o u ld " m a k e c r it e r ia fo r re te nt io n an d pr om oti on c le a r. " Th e cla ss ifi ed su b- co m m itt ee a ss er te d : " I t is re co m m en de d th at th e Sy st em T as k F or ce ad ­ dr es s the is su e of eq ua l pa y fo r wo rk of eq ui va le nt w or th ." T he su b -c o m m it te e a ls o re co m ­ m en d ed a n in c re a s e in a f­ fi rm at iv e ac tio n go al s, an d ex ­ pa nsi on of ed uc at io na l be ne fit s to al l U ni ve rs ity em pl oy ee s. T ra in in g pr og ra m s, th e su b­ co m m itt ee sa id , sh ou ld be a "v it al p a rt " of P a rk si d e 's em pl oy ee pr og ra m be ca us e of "t h e be ne fit s of im p ro v in g m o ra le a n d en er gi zin g ef fo rt s a t im pr ov in g wor k pr oc ed ur es pr om pt ed by th e s ti m u la ti o n of w o rk sh o p s, or ie nt at io n se ss io ns , e tc ." In th e a re a of lim ite d te rm e m p lo y ee s, th e s u b c o m m it te e r e c o m m e n d s : " W h e n e v e r po ssi ble , LT E po sit ion s sh ou ld be m ad e pe rm an en t po sit io ns , an d ob st ac le s to th is ch an ge (su ch a s th e lim ite d nu m er of au th or iz ed po sit ion s fo r ea ch ca m pu s) m us t be re m ov ed ." Th e su b- co m m itt ee re co m m en de d th at LT E w ag es be m ad e co m pa ra bl e to cl as si fie d em pl oy ee w ag es of th e sa m e l ev el , an d th at so m e fr in ge be ne fit s be al lo ca te d to L T E 's . La st ly , th e su b -c o m m it te e re co m m e n d e d th at "a ll LT E em pl oy ee s sh ou ld be giv en in fo rm at io n i n w rit in g a s to how th ey ca n be co m e eli gi bl e fo r p e rm a n e n t, c la ss if ie d po sit io ns . photo by Joe Ri pp PR OF ES SO R W R IG H T is sh ow n h er e m ak in g an a d d re ss du ri n g a c o n tr ac t re ne w al h ea ri n g . S ea te d le ft to ri gh t is D r. M or ro w a n d D r. M cK eo w n. C o l l e g i a t e C r ie r Pa rk si de Histo ry Club will sp on so r dis cus sio n A pan el dis cu ssi on inv olv ing th os e UW- P st ud en ts who tra ve le d to t he So vie t Un ion du rin g Sp rin g B re ak 1980 will be hel d in U nion Ro om 106 at 1:00 p. m ., M on da y, A pr il 28. Th e p ub lic is i nv ite d. Ar chi ves g e t Ke no sh a co ur t re co rd s fro m 18 50 's to 19 40 's Abo ut 250 v ol um es of K en osh a C ou nty ci vi l an d pr ob at e c ou rt re co rd s da tin g f ro m the 1850's to t he 1940's ha ve be en ad de d to the Ar ch ive s a nd R es ea rc h Ce nt er he re a t P ar ks id e. P er so ns wi shi ng to do re se ar ch usi ng th e h old ing s of the Ar ch ive s sh ou ld co nt ac t the di re ct or , Ni ch ola s C. B ur ck el . Discussion on A fg ha ni sta n, April 30 Af gh an ist an bo rn sp ea ke r, Fo uz ia Pe rr in o, will sp ea k on Af gh an i tr ib al lif e a nd its cu rr en t po lit ic al i m pl ic at io ns . T he tal k is to be a t 1 :00 p. m ., Ap ril 30,. in M oli na ro H all Ro om 322. A lso, th e An thr op olo gy Clu b wil l spo ns or a f re e s cr ee ni ng of t he fil m "A fg ha n V ill ag e" a t 1:0 0 p . m ., Ap ril 28 in M ol in ar o Ha ll, Ro om 322. UW EX c la ss de la ye d Wo men an d P ra ct ic al Fi na nc ia l Pl an ni ng , a UW EX sp on so re d cl as s, ha s b ee n d ela ye d t wo we eks an d w ill be gi n on Ma y 8. M ee tin gs a re fr om 7-9 p. m . in T al le nt Ha ll. Th e pr og ra m is fr ee bu t you m us t re gi st er in ad va nc e. Ca ll 553-231 2 to re gi st er . VA inf or m ati on fo r v e te ra n s VA de pe nd en cy an d in de m ni ty co m pe ns ati on (D IC ) wil l not be af ­ fec ted by VA Ed uc at io na l be ne fit s — to ap pl y fo r VA E du ca tio na l be ne fit s fill o ut VA for m 22-1990 an d s ub m it i t wi th a ce rt if ie d c opy of D D for m 214 to th e n ea re st VA R eg io na l O ffic e — th e m ax im um ra te fo r VA an d FH A lo an s is 14% a s of Ap ril 3. Ch eck wit h a le nd er or lo ca l VA Re gio na l Off ice fo r cu rr en t ra te s. Upc omin g Ro nde lle T he at er pr og ra m s Th e Go lde n R on de lle T he at er ha s a nn ou nc ed th re e pr og ra m of fe rin gs - "O ur Ch all en ge in the 80 's" (M ay 2, 7:3 0 p. m .) , the th em e fo r the 1980 Op tim ist In te rn at io na l O ra to ri ca l C on te st, "S ou th ea st er n Wi sco nsi n - A B ac ky ar d V ac at io nl an d" (A pri l 30, 7:00 p. m .) , an d a di sc us sio n of co nt em po ra ry Po la nd by D r. An dr ze j Ka pis ze ws ki (A pr il 27, 3:00 p. m .) . F or in fo rm at io n an d re se rv at io ns ca ll 554-215 4. Rac ine Citizen Ad voc acy off ice to hold dis cus sio n Th er e will be a dis cu ssi on of Do wn 's Sy nd ro m e sp on so re d by th e Ra cin e C itiz en Ad voc acy P ro g ra m . T he e ve nt wil l t ak e pl ac e to ni gh t, a t 7:30 p. m ., in the fi rs t flo or m ee tin g roo m of th e Ma in li br ar y. Co nt ac t Ja n Ga ge a t t he Ad voc acy off ice (632-0893) for m or e i nfo . Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger, Volume 8, issue 29, April 24, 1980 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1980-04-24 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System awards banquet data processing club faculty promotions internships PSAT refugees SAT sexual harassment https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c3e9d1822e5318a1aa982a37d6333373.pdf 31ae4908c940f034a66183f606946328 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. ACT reports found laying around UW-P Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document A C T re p o rt s fo un d la yi ng ar ou nd U W -P By G. Helgeson A fol der found on a tab le in Union Sq ua re ha s bec om e an un su lv ed m y st e ry h e re a t Pa rk si de . Th e fol der , con tain ing cop ies of 130 Am eri can Colleg e Tes ting (ACT) Pr og ra m Stu de nt Pr ofi le Re po rts from 197 6-7 7, w as found by a stu de nt on M arc h 27th. Th e st ud en t, who ha s ask ed to re m ai n an on ym ou s, "w a it e d abo ut an hou r for som eon e to cla im the fi le ," an d then tur ne d it in to As sis tan t Cha nce llor Ca rla Sto ffle . To da te , the m ys ter y of how th e fol der got out of locke d file s and into t he U nion, an d why i t was aba ndo ned th er e re m ai ns uns olve d. The m at te r is, acc ord ing to Sto ffle , "a se rio us on e" , in li gh t of th e B uc kl ey A m en dm en t, a fed era l law pa sse d to pro tec t the co n fi d en ti al it y of st ud en t in­ fo rm at io n . A cc or di ng to th e am en dm en t, "c on fid en tia l" in­ for ma tion — stu de nt s' tes t sc or es an d tra ns cr ip ts — ar e av ail ab le only to pers on who ha ve sp ec ific ne ed fo r th e in fo rm at io n req ue ste d, s uch as cou nse lor s a nd ad vis ors . Only " di re ct or y" inf orm ati on — st ud en ts' full na m es , ad dr es se s, tele pho ne nu mb ers , en rol lm ent inf orm ati on — can be re lea se d rou tine ly by the un ive rsi ty to any en qu ire r. Stu de nts ha ve the rig ht to spe cif y th at eve n di re cto ry inf orm atio n be m ad e in acc ess ibl e. Th e na tu re of the inf orm ati on con tain ed in th e Pr ofi le Re po rts , Stoe ffle sa id , wa s "h igh sch ool da ta as re po rte d by stu de nts , gr ad es a s rep ort ed by stu de nts , and ACT s co re s. " Also on t he fo rm s a re adm issi on and en rol lm en t da ta , ed uc ati on al nee ds an d in te re st inv en tor ies , tab les of ex tra cu rri cu la r in ter es ts and ac co mp lis hm en ts, and eth nic an d reli gio us tie s, al l as rep ort ed by stu de nt s, a nd not cro ssc hec ked with pa st scho ol re co rd s. Stof fle note d th at the ACT's ha ve n eve r been use d a s a stu de nt ad m is si on s qu al if ic at io n a t Pa rk sid e, but th at they we re used unti l 197 8 for adv isin g pur pos es. Or igi na ls of the Pr of ile Re po rts re m ain in locke d f iles on c am pu s. La st De ce mb er, Stof fle sa id , "W e wen t ove r al l our se cu rit y pro ced ure s for stu de nt rec or ds he re , re view ing inf orm atio n giv en out und er the Buc kley Ame nd­ m en t. It is e xtr em ely dis tur bin g t o me th at I ca n 't find out wh at hap pen ed. " I ha ve tal ked to ev ery offic e invo lved in the ar ea of stu de nt file s a bo ut thi s, incl udin g S tud ent D e v e lo p m e n t, C o m m u n it y S tu de nt S er v ic es , E d u ca ti o n al Pr og ra m Sup por t, Ins titu tio nal Ana lysi s an d Re gis tra tio n, a nd so fa r th er e' s no e xp lan ati on for it ." Stof fle als o co nta cte d Ch arl es Ku ge l (p a st D ir ec to r of Ad ­ mis sio n) who ad m in ist er ed the tes ts dur ing 1976 -77, and to whom th e P ro fi le R ep o rt s w er e ori gin ally se nt . Je ff G aj ew sk i, D ir ec to r of Ed uc ati on al Pr og ra m Sup por t, sa id, "T he me tho d of kee ping rec ord s a t Pa rk sid e ha s been ch an ge d. It 's not cl ea r who had ac ce ss to the ACT file s bef ore (1978). "M y the ory is th at the y we re sen t to som eon e who was coun­ sel ing stu de nt s the n, an d th at pers on rec en tly at te m pt ed to s end them to som eon e els e, an d the y we re ina dv ert en tly se nt to the Union . It was an un for tun ate , ina dv ert en t er ro r. " It would be un for tun ate if thi s in ci de nt w er e co ns id er ed a refl ect ion of Pa rk si de 's at tit ud e tow ard stu de nt con fid ent iali ty. We want to m ak e su re noth ing li ke th at ev er hap pen s ag ai n. " C o l l e g i a t e C r i e r Ch ica go 's Field /Mu seu m to sh o w 2 fi lm 's Ch ica go 's N atu ral H isto ry F iel d M useu m will b e pr ese nti ng two fil ms April 25 and 26. The film , " T he Ma jes tic R hi ne " is 90 m inu tes lon g, is fre e, an d will be s how n a t 2:30 p.m ., April 26, in the Ja m es Sim pso n Th ea tre . Fo r info ca ll 922 -941 0. The oth er film , "C olu mb ia: Fr om Spa nis h Mai n to t he Am azo n", will be pre sen ted Fr id ay , April 25. Fo r de ta ils ca ll 922- 3136 . Ap ply for su m m er job s ea rl y It is ex pe cte d th is y ea r th at mo st of the d es ira bl e a re as an d g ood jobs will be tak en ea rl y. S tud en ts s houl d ap ply for job o ppo rtu nit ies by the fir st few wee ks in Ma y. A fr ee br oc hu re on job inf orm ati on m ay be obt ain ed by send ing a sta m pe d, se lf ad dr es se d en vel ope to Sum me r J ob Opp ortu nity R es ea rc h, P .O . Box 730 , Coeur d 'Al ene , Ida ho 8381 4. UWEX to ho ld tw o m o re w or k sh op s The ne xt thr ee hour wor ksh ops sch ed ule d by UWEX will be "T he Hidd en Side of Co mm un ica tio n" (Ap ril 21) a nd "E go Pa yo ff s" (Ap ril 28). The se p ro gr am s ar e de sig ned fo r pe rso nal gro wth ed uc ati on . F ee is $10 per ses sio n. Me etin gs ar e in Ta lle nt Hall on Mon day s, 6 :3 0- 9: 30 p.m . Fo r reg ist ra tio n an d info cal l 553 -231 2. St at us of W om en or al rep or t o n April 2 4 Th e P ar ks id e c om pon ent of th e UW Syst em Ta sk Fo rc e on the St at us of Wome n will be pre sen tin g a n or al re po rt on t he ir wor k, April 24 at 9 a. m . in roo m 363 of WLLC. UW -Whi tewat er wi ll al so b e p res en tin g t he ir wor k at the s am e m ee tin g. An yone in ter es te d in th e co m m itt ee 's wo rk i s inv ited to at te nd . Fr ee le ct ur e o n ar t th is M on da y A fre e pub lic le ct ur e (by phil osop her Geo rge Dic kie) en titl ed "T he Na tur e of A rt: An Ins titu tio na l An aly sis ," will be held a t UW-P on Mo nday , April 21, a t 4:00 p.m . UW-P's C ha m be r Si ng er s pe rfo rm Su nd ay A co nc er t of "M us ic by the Hay dn Br ot he rs: Jos eph and M ich ae l," will be p res en ted by P ar ks id e' s Ch am be r Sin ger s, un der the d ire cti on of Fr an k Mu elle r a t 3:30 p.m . this Sun day . T he eve nt will be in the Union Cin ema Th ea te r. UW -M adi son Ch an ce llo r wil l tal k a t UW -M ilw au ke e on April 18 UW-Madis on Cha nce llor and Pr of es so r of Ch em ist ry, Dr . Irv ing Sh ain , will s pea k at the Apr il me etin g for the Milw auk ee Se ctio n of the Am eri can Che mic al So cie ty. T he me eti ng will be i n the UW-M ilwauke e West W iscons in Ro om, St ud ent Union , Fri da y a t 8 p.m . ij jT U n iv e rs it y of W is c o n si n - P a r k s id e an ge r Th ur sd ay , Ap ril 1 7, 1 9 8 0 V ol . 8 - N o. 2 8 U W - P to b e help ce nt er for small bus ine ss Th e Un ive rsit y of Wisco nsin- Pa rk sid e h as be en d esi gn ate d a s a Ma na gem ent As sis tan ce C ent er in a new fed era lly -fu nde d pr og ra m to pro vid e' edu ca tio na l pr og ra m s, te ch n ic al a ss is ta n c e an d a n a ly ti c a l se rv ic e s to sm al l bu sin ess es thr oug h a netw ork of S m al l B us in es s D ev el op m en t Ce nte rs (SBD C). The Un ive rsit y of Wisc onsin Sy ste m has been de sig na ted as an SBDC an d is est ab lish ing Man ­ pow er As sis tan ce Ce nte rs on a co nt ra ctu al ba sis with a nu mb er of p ublic an d pr iv ate un ive rsi tie s in th e s ta te , in cl ud in g UW- Pa rk si de . Se na tor Ga ylo rd Nel son, who wa s a lea de r in effe ctin g the fed era l l egi sla tion to e sta bl ish the pr og ra m , will offi cial ly de di ca te th e UW S y st e m 's SBD C des ign atio n in an ad dr es s fro m W as hi ng to n vi a th e s ta te E du ca ti on T el ep ho ne Ne tw or k (ET N) on April 10 a t 7 p.m . Th e ETN pr es en tat ion al so will in­ clu de r em ar ks by L t. Go v. R uss ell Olson an d Ph ili p Sp ra gu e, Sm all Bu sin ess Ad mi nis tra tio n a ss ist an t ad m in is tr at or . It ca n be he ar d a t UW -Pa rksi de in ro om D-1 10 of th e Wyllie Li br ary -L ea rn ing Ce nte r. Und er the new SBDC pr og ra m , ow ner s an d m an ag er s of sm al l bus ine sse s ( def ine d by t he f ed er al go ve rnm en t as tho se em plo yin g les s tha n 500) who ap ply fo r as sis ta nc e fro m the Pa rk sid e Ce nte r m us t be ap pro ved both on th e lo ca l an d s ta te le v el . As sis tan ce ma y be pro vid ed by UW -Pa rksi de fa cu lty , by ex pe rts Con tinue d On Pa ge Fo ur U W - P stu de nt s to pr es en t work to Academ y of Sciences, Arts, & Le tters by Ste ve M. D an ke rt Th ree Un ive rsit y of Wisc onsin - P a rk si d e st u d e n ts , tw o L if e Sc ie nc e m a jo rs an d on e C he m is tr y m aj o r, wi ll be pre sen tin g th ei r re se ar ch work at th e 1980 An nu al W isc on sin Aca dem y of Sci enc es, Art s, an d Le tte rs Mee ting , Sa tu rd ay April 19. Th e stu de nt s, Ange lina Mon- tem ur ro , Fr an k Sa litu ro, an d Nan cy Po st had pe rfo rm ed the ir re se ar ch he re in the De pa rtm en t of Ch em ist ry lab or ato rie s. Ac­ co rd in g to P ro fe ss o r B ru ce Br anc hin i, th e stu de nt s wor ked un de r ind epe nde nt stu dy an d w ere paid in- pa rt fro m fun ds pro vid ed by the Na tion al Sc ien ce Fou n­ dat ion Un de rg rad ua te Re sea rch Pr og ra m , an d from the KABI Com pany of S we den . Th e to pi cs wh ich wi ll be pre sen ted a t UW-E au Cl air e a re "A ff in it y C hr om at og ra ph y — Ba se d P u ri fi ca ti o n of F ir e fl y Lu ci fe ra se " (by Ange lina Mon- te m ur ro ), "S yn the sis of a Sen­ si ti v e New S u b st ra te fo r C h y m o tr y p si n " (by F ra n k Sa lit ur o) , an d "S yn the sis of a S en si ti ve New S u b st ra te fo r Tr yp si n" (by Nan cy Po st ). Tr av el fun ds for th e tri p hav e been prov ided by the Sci enc e Divis ion a nd by a $150 .00 gif t from a UW-P alu mn us (1978) Rodn ey Ziolko wski. Mr. Ziolkowski is cu rr en tl y em pl oy ed in th e Ma rke ting Divi sion of Amoco Ch em ica ls in Chi cag o. pho to by Joe Ri pp WE ALL KNOW April s ho we rs b rin g M ay f low ers , bu t wh at d o Ap ril s no ws br in g? Ap pa re ntl y a lot o f cold s and s or e thr oa ts, if som e of th e pe ople see n ar ou nd Pa rk sid e ar e any ind ica tio n. pho to by Joe Ri pp TH RE E ST UD EN TS fr om Pa rk si de will pr es en t t he ir re se ar ch wor k a t UW-E au Cla ire th is S at ur da y. Pic tur ed (to p to bo tto m) a re Fr an k Sa litu ro, Nan cy Pos t, Pro fes so r Br uce Br an ch ini . Not sho wn , Ang elin a M on tem ur ro . T h u rs d a y , A pr il 1 7,1 980 T h e G l o b e at a G la n c e L e t t e r s t o t h e E d i t o r Red Cros s m et h os ta g es Sund ay Re d Cr os s o ff ic ia ls w er e al lo w ed to m ee t w ith th e Am eric ah ho sta ge s bein g held in Iran. Off icia ls, as par t of the cond ition s for me etin g with the ho sta ges , wou ld not sa y how man y ho sta ges they saw durin g the me eti ng Sun day . C apti vity is now 166 d ays lon g. (CBS New s, April 15, 1980) U.S . Olympic Team will boyco tt g a m e s By a vo te of 2 to 1, the Unit ed Sta tes Olym pic Co mm itte e vote d to par tici pat e in a boy cot t of the 1980 Sum me r Oly mp ics to toe hel d in Mos cow. Rob ert Kan e, USOC Pre sid ent , sa id , "It wa s the righ t d ec is io n , bu t I'm fe el in g d es p er at el y so rr y for the at hl ete s." The lat est New swe ek poll show tha t 69% of Am eri can s supp ort the boy cot t. (N ew sw eek , April. 21, 1980) Ber t Lance g e ts his da y in court Two an d on e half ye ar s aft er res ign ing as head of the Off ice of Ma nag em ent and Bud get, Ber t Lan ce got his day in an Atla nta fede ral dist rict cour t. So far 13 of the 33 coun ts ag ain st Mr. Lan ce hav e been di sm iss ed . The form er OMB Dir ecto r de nie s ch ar ge s he had mi sap pli ed bank fund s and file d mi sle ad ing fina ncia l rec ord s to se cu re abo ut $1.3 mill ion in loa ns. (T im e, April 21 , 1980) Su pre me Cou rt re fu se s re vie w The U .S. Su pre me Court re fus ed to rev iew an app eal by for me r M ar yl an d G ov er no r M ar vin Man del. The f orm er g ove rno r a nd four as so cia te s wer e con vic ted in a bribe ry and rac ket eer ing ca se ce nt er ed ar ou nd ra ce tr ac k op er at io ns in M ar yl an d. Th e refu sal lea ve s Mande l fac ing four ye ar s in priso n ter ms . (The Wall Stre et Jou rna l, April 15, 1980) As sas sin tried to kil l Ghan di Indian Pr im e Mini ster Indira Gh an di na rr ow ly es ca p ed an as sas sin ati on att em pt Mon day. The 37 yea r old att ac ke r wa s iden tifie d as Ram Bui Chand La lw an i of Ba ro da in nor ­ th w es te rn Gu jar t st a te . (T he Milw auk ee Jo urn al, A pril 14, 1980 ) Phot o wi nn ers an no un ce d The re su lts ar e i n! The win ner s for th e Ra nge r Ph oto C ontes t ha ve been de cid ed. Fro m a total of 48 ph ot og ra ph s en te re d by 23 pho togr aph ers, our jud ges ca m e up w ith w inn ers in ea ch of the two ca teg or ies . In the blac k & w hite ca teg or y, fir st pla ce g oe s to L eona rd Br igg s for his phot o of a ma n sit tin g ag ain st a d oor. Se con d p lac e in the sa m e ca teg or y go es to Har vey He dd en for h is de pi ct io n of "B urg lar Hun ting ." Hon orab le me nti on s in the bla ck & wh ite ca teg or y g o to Leo nar d B rig gs for two p hoto s — the s mo ke s tac k a nd the fa ce & le gs . In the c olo r ca te go ry , fi rst pla ce is aw ard ed to Ja me s D. Vent ura for hi s phot o of "Sa raf ina ". Seco nd pl ac e go es to Gordon J. Ste im le fo r his sun set phot o ove r a ca lm lak e. Hono rable m ent ion s in the col or cat ego ry ha ve bee n aw ard ed to Ja m es D. Vent ura for "Am ­ ste rd am " and to Leo nard Br igg s for "G las s." The fir st pla ce win ner s in both ca teg or ies will re ce ive a $15 g ift ce rt ifi ca te for Cam era World of R ac in e an d K en os ha . Se co nd pla ce win ne rs will re ce ive $7.50. All of t he pho tos e nte red will be on di sp la y in Ma in P la ce tom orro w, Fr ida y, April 18 during the da y. All ent ran ts ma y pick up their pho tos begi nnin g Mond ay, April 21 i n the Ran ger off ice . R an ge r wo uld li k e to con gra tul ate the win ner s and all of the e ntr ant s for a job w ell d one . Look for war d for mo re phot o co nt est s spo nso red by Ran ger in the ye ar s to co me . Mea nwh ile, happ y sho otin g! g a n g e r i s n o w a c c e p t in g a p p li c a ti o n s fo r th e E d i t o r fo r th e 1 9 8 0 - 8 1 a c a d e m ic y e a r . A p p li c a n ts m u st b e r e g is te r e d U W - P a r k s id e s tu d e n ts p la n n in g to ta k e at le a st 6 c r e d it s e a c h se m e s te r . D e a d li n e fo r a p p li c a ti o n s : A p r il 2 1 , 1 9 8 0 S e n d a p p li c a ti o n & r e s u m e t o : R an ge r WLLC D139 U W -P ar ks id e Ke no sh a, W1 53141 A let ter on le tt er s To the Edi tor: If on e p a ys at te nt io n to Pa rk sid e's gra pev ine , whic h I hav e hea rd ad dr ess ed as one ot the b est , on e m ay beg in to w ond er if t his Un ive rsi ty is in " Am eri ca - land of the fre e, hom e of the bra ve; "f re ed om s" of bo th sp ee ch and of the p res s. I coul d go on an d pre sen t to you the ide alo gic al "A me ric a" but I be lie ve tha t we hav e had that v iew imb edd ed in us sin ce our birth . What I wil l pre sen t to you is a sl ig h tl y d if fe re n t vi ew , no t ne ce ssa ril y th e "tr uth " ju st a s the ab ove vie w is not ne ce ssa ril y the "tru th". Also th is vie w is not ne ce ssa ril y my vie w, but a vie w that I ha ve acq uir ed throu gh the gra pe vin e he re at 'sc ho ol. My las t lett er to the ed ito r wa s titled "B ure au cra cy Th rea ten s" and a pp ear ed Feb rua ry 28. He re I to uc he d upo n th e po te n ti al d an ge rs of an e ff ic ie n t bu re au cr at ic in st it u ti on . S in ce tha t le tte r I hav e c om e to kn ow of a sp ec ifi c da nge r of suc h a sy st em — the dan ger of stu de nts ac ­ cep tin g the "S tat us Quo" d ue to a ve ry re a l fe a r of su ff er in g rep erc uss ion s from thos e in pow er if one op po ses the pow er gro ups ' vie ws . T he val idit y of this beli ef is not the quest ion , ratio nal or no t, the fea r is rea l and is a m ea ns of con trol . Many s tud ent s and s om e fa cu lty hav e sta ted that t he R ang er is pro- ad m in is tr at io n , th at th ei r rel ati ons hip is mo re p ers ona l th an pro fes sio nal . Fr om wh at I h ear d I won dere d if my las t lett er wou ld be pr inte d - it w as . I as su m e that this o ne w ill a ls o b e p ri nt ed If n ot we will ag ai n se e the Stu den t Vo ice" bei ng use d as an alt er - "^ tu de nt s ha ve told m e tha t the y fee l thr eat en ed by the fa ct tha t the y m ust si gn le tte rs to the edi tor and gi ve the ir pho ne nu mb er. Ev en if one as ks not to ha ve the ir na me pu bli she d one ca nn ot be su re tha t t hey wi ll not se e it a t the bo tto m .o f their let ter wh en it ap pe ar s in the Ra ng er. To go on e ste p fur ther , stu de nt s fee l tha t ev en if the ir na m e i s wit hhe ld the ad mi nis tra tio n ca n al w ay s find out who wro te wh at and wi ll if it su its the ir ne ed s. With fe ar s su ch as th es e how ca n one ex pe ct stu de nts to ge t inv olv ed . Las t w eek in S ue St ev en s' not so pro -ad min istr atio n ed ito ria l sh e qu est ion ed the co nt ro ve rsi al top ic of ten ure . S he pr ese nte d q ue sti on s con cer nin g hid den cr ite ria an d eco no mi ca l con dit ion s pla yin g a ro le in co nt ra ct de cis io ns . Sh e as ke d "Wh at ca n stu de nt s do ?" And sh e res po nd ed tha t "M an y ha ve vo ice d the ir opi nio ns, but few ha ve tri ed to look a t the sy st em an d m ak e fe a si b le su gg est ion s for im pr ov em en t." Ca n on e h on es tl y e x p e c t stu de nts to m ak e s ug ge st io ns to a sy ste m that the y a re af ra id to ev en vo ice the ir opi nio ns to? Stu den ts, fa cu lty , an d st af f, if you ha ve vie ws tha t you wo uld lik e to ex pr es s but fea r to vo ic e th em , foll ow the ed ito ria l g ui de lin es an d drop the an on ym ou s let ter in a "lo ck ed " P .S. G. A. su gg es tio n box and I will turn it in to the Ranser wit h my na me on it an d/or use it to fut ur e my res ear ch. B eh av io ra l Sc ie nc e Senato r P.S .G .A . or > Ga ry Ne u Editor 's no te E d it o r' s no te : It is wi th great co nc er n th a t I wil l at te m pt to c la ri fy ou r re as on s for requi ring sig na tur es an d phone num bers on al l le tt e rs w e pr in t. Fi rst of all, I ca n sa y th a t no on e bu t Rang er st af f m e m b e r s se e th e na me s on le tt e rs w e re ce iv e. We must re qu ir e a si gn a tu re on let ter s in o rd e r to p ro te ct th e au th or . If th e le tt er is no t si gn ed , we hav e no w a y of kn ow in g if th e let ter was w ri tt en by th e pe rs on wh ose nam e a p p ea rs on it . Ph on e nu m be rs are re qu ir ed for ve ri fic at io n purp oses o n ly . W e do no t ed it lett ers . T h e re fo re , if w e fee l th at any po rt io n of th e le tt e r is un cle ar , or po ss ib ly d e fa m a to ry , w e mu st call th e a u th o r in or de r to m ak e any c h a n g e s. A ny on e wh o is still u n su re ab ou t th e co nf id en tia lly of th e le tt e rs we re ce iv e should sp ea k to m e , Su e S te ve ns , in the R a n g er o ff ic e . If you 'd lik e to w ri te a le tt e r an d ha ve your nam e w it h h el d , se nd it to m e in a sealed e n v e lo p e . P le as e in clu de your r e a s o n s fo r w it h h o ld in g your n a m e a ls o . A ny on e que stio nin g wh eth er w e prin t all the lett ers we re c ei ve ca n re st as su re d . I have pr in te d e v e r y le tt er so far this ye a r, a s lo ng a s it ad he re d to the fe w si m p le ru le s we prin t eve ry w ee k in ou r m a st h ea d . Stud ents fe a r auth ority To the Edi tor : The us e or m isu se o f t he p re ss i s ju st on e ar ea st u d en ts fe el thr eat ene d. In the Be ha vio ral Sc ien ce Div isio n t he re i s a sim ila r fea r, the fea r of bein g op pre sse d by the div isio n if on e qu est ion s their aut hor ity. I my sel f ha ve been suf fer ing me ta l an gu ish due to m y in vol vem ent wit h Pr of ess or Sa m Wrig hts rec on sid era tio n for con tra ct ren ew al. The div isio na l co m m itt ee vot ed ag ai n st a on e ye ar co n tr ac t re ne w al w hi ch wo ul d h av e allo wed Sa m to co m e up for his te nu re he ar in g. To m or ro w , Fr ida y, April 18 a t 2:00 P. M. in Moln 213 Prof ess or Wrigh t and the Div isio nal Com mit tee wil l m ee t. It wil l be an ope n hea rin g: thus , all int ere ste d pe op le m ay att en d. A cont inua tion of "Wr ight vs . Mig ht". In th is m eet ing Pr ofe sso r Wright wi ll at tem pt to co nv inc e the div isio na l co mm itt ee tha t the fa cts sho w that he ha s ea rn ed a ch an ce for ten ure and that by not ren ewi ng his con tra ct the y ha ve take n an ex pe cte d ye ar aw ay from him , thus se ve rly hin der ing his futu re. I ha ve run ac ro ss a ma jor pro blem wo rki ng on Sa m 's ca se . Th e st ud en ts in this di vis ion ar e afr aid to vo ic e the ir opi nio ns for fea r of re ta lia to n. Stu den ts fe el tha t the ir gr ad es m ay be tam ­ per ed wi th; tha t the ne ce ss ar y let te rs of r ec om me nd ati on m ay be bia sed du e to the ir po lit ica l in­ vo lv em en t; and ge ne ra lly fe el tha t the ir fu tu re is a t sta ke and that the y m us t not op po se the om nip ote nt "s ys te m ". Th is is not the fir st tim e tha t I ran ac ro ss thi s f ea r. In a m ee tin g b et w ee n S o c. /A n th ro . st u d en ts and an "o ut sid e" co ns ult an t wh o wa s re vie wi ng the di sc ip lin e (a sta nd ard pr ac tic e) , I be ca m e aw ar e of w hat se em ed to be a ve ry ra ti on al fe a r . M an y of th e st u d en ts p re se n t vo ic ed th ei r op in io ns in ho pe of h av in g som eth ing don e ab ou t the iss ue . Wh en th e co n su lt a n ts ' re p or t ca m e in , no wh ere on t he fiv e pa ge ev alu ati on wa s the re an y me nti on of the stu de nt s' fe ar s. Ha vin g non e of our iss ue s ad dr es se d, wond er if he too wa s not a m em be r of th e om n ip ot en t sy st em . I now beg in to se e the im ­ pli cat ion s of the stu de nt s' fe ar s I Sue St ev en s, Ed ito r Ken M ey er , F ea tu re Ed ito r Da ve C ra m er , S po rts Ed ito r g a n g e r Br ian Fe lla nd , B us in es s M an ag er St ev e D an ke rt , Ne ws Ed ito r T om C oo p er , C ha ir m an o f t he Bo ar d an r8 i, h ' A d M an a9 er ^ vm E p a e d ur a" S r r; a G n i n p a\ ^ m e o 9 ? o 0 s e h p ' Loc han sk i < Su s a " De nis e So bie sk i, Lor i M ey er , Jo hn C ra m er . P a s s i n o , Jo se ph Ri pp , Don S ch er re r, UW P ar k S id e a n d ,h e v a re so le ly RA NG ER is p rin te d'b y' th e Unto J? C ^ P ^ a l^ P u b U s ^ in ^ C o * i f " 9 a n d ho lic l a V S . Pa rk si de , Ke no sha , Wl 53141 P ar ks id e R an ge r, WL LC D139 u w Le tte rs to th e Ed ito r will hp a r r o n i^ u . ' re se rv es de fa m at or y co nt en t. and wh y the y ha ve never been ad dr es se d. I fi rst be cam e aware o f th ese fe ar s in 1975; f or all I kno w the y cou ld ha ve bee n h ere longer. Th ey ar e a de fin ite form of social con tro l. Int end ed or no t, it is a fact tha t stu de nts ar e afra id to voice the ir o pin ion s if they happen to be dif fer en t then the divi sion . Stu de nts , a ga in I ask you, if you ar e fea rfu l of suffe ring repe r­ cu ss io ns for sho win g your support for Pr of es so r Wrigh t, write or typ e m e an ano nym ous letter or sig n it sta tin g your view s and/or fe ar s a nd an y fa ct s that you may ha ve . U se the P.S .G. A. suggestion bo xe s. Th ey ar e lock ed and wil l ge t to m e. I ha ve alrea dy been ap pr oa che d by a stud ent who has be en w ar ne d to le av e the "W rig ht" ca se alo ne. Any oth er fe ar s or is su es wil l als o be dealt wit h. Ga ry Ne u C R O P Hu ng er Hike Sund ay An y P ar k si d e stu de nts in­ ter es ted in wal kin g in the C R 0 " Hun ger Hik e in Kenosha this Sun day afte rno on should see Su e St ev en s in the Rang er office or Sis ter Sh igo in WLL C 283 as soo n as po ssi bl e. La st y ea r app rox ima tely 40 U w- P stu de nt s hel ped rai se $1 2, 80 5 to hel p fig ht hung er around tne wo rld . Ov er $3,000 of this mon ey ca m e bac k to Kenosha for loc a hun ger nee ds through the Lin col n Nei ghb orh ood Cent er. ... With the Camb odian people suu str ug gli ng to sur viv e, this wo rn be on e wa y of knowing that yo > the ind ivid ual , can help. , Le t's sh ow that Park side cares. Sig n up to wal k, run, or ev ro lle rsk ate in the hike today. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger, Volume 8, issue 28, April 17, 1980 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Speakers opine: draft registration unnecessary Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 10, 1980 University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Vol. 8 - No. 27 Speakers opine: draft registration unnecessary by S. Michetti On March 31 a public forum was presented at UW-P on "Registration and The Draft". One panelist was Congressman Les Aspin (Dem., Wis.), who serves on the House Armed Services Committee, the Government Operations Committee, and is Chairman of Subcommittee on Intelligence Oversight. Also on the panel was Gen. Daniel Graham (USA, Ret.), Co-chairman of Coalition for Peace Through Strength. Lt. Gen. Graham is a former Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency and a former Deputy Director of the CIA. Other participants were Chris Roerden, the Wisconsin Coordinator for the National Organization for Women (NOW), Thomas Davis, the Executive Director of the Wisconsin Committee Against the Draft and President of the UW-Milwaukee Veterans' Union and Kenneth Hoover, who was the moderator. On the question of the .draft, Aspin said that women should be included if there is a draft or a registration. He felt draftees should be assigned to various specialties according to their skills rather than sex. Aspin felt that a draft in peacetime is not needed provided the problem of the quality and quantity of t he volunteer army is corrected, and this he felt would and could be done through incentives. Aspin also felt there would be a case for the draft if Congress declared war. Congressman Aspin felt the critical issue on registration for the draft, lead time, depends on how long it takes to register people when an emergency comes up. He said that if the Selective Service report of 13 days to establish a draft list is true, "the we do not need prior registration; but if it takes four months, then we do need it." Aspin felt there are two arguments for peacetime registration: inability to establish a registration system and inability to classify conscientious objectors by a hearing in a very short time. Lt. Gen. Graham, Ronald Reagan's military advisor, does not advocate registration. He said the registration is fraudulent as "one of a series of attempts by (Carter's) administration to do some tough macho things when doing nothing of the sort." Graham, who is from a longstanding military family tradition, said that he is against compulsory military service for women (but volunteer service is fine) and that nobody had better try to draft his daughters. "If you are going to be equal when you register women, you have to be equal when you draft, and take 50% of y our army, navy, airforce to be women .. . Anytime you get the U.S. defended by forces that are half women, I don't care what you think about legal status of those women, but I know for sure what potential enemies are going to think, 'Boy, we've got no problem. We're up against an army that is half women'." photo by C. Moldenauer FEATURED at the Public Forum held last week at Parkside were (left to right) Thomas Davis, Chris Roerden, Lt. Gen. Daniel Graham, and Congressman Les Aspin. INSIDE. • • Student awards banquet planned Oscar predictions Steel worker speaks Graham felt the draft is unnecessary because an all volunteer force can work. He said that if you want an all volunteer force, then you'd better be willing to pay that force the same wages each would make in the civilian sector. NOW Coordinator Roerden said, "It doesn't make any sense to have women in combat. It doesn't make any sense to have men in combat either. The National Organization for Women is totally opposed to violence, including war. It is totally opposed to the draft and opposed to compulsory registration for women and men. We feel that registration is a response that stimulates an environmental preparation for war. Too many of us still remember the senseless killing and destruction in Viet Nam." Roerden added, "To fight a war for oil is to deny that the inherent rights of all humans must take precedence over the economic self-interest of a very few. National defense and self-defense are one thing. Aggression for economic self-interest is quite another. If the military must exist for national defense, registration might be defended by some as need to incease the number of people capable of b eing mobilized in a short time." Roerden advocates a strong all volunteer service. She wants to see quotas and discrimination against women in the service Carter says diplomats are "persona non grata" U.S., Iran break relations Washington D.C. — In a nine minute speech to the press Monday, in which he declared all diplomatic and consular personnel of Iran as "persona non grata," President Carter announced the following actions against Iran with regard to the continuing hostage drama: a) The U.S. has broken diplomatic relations with the government of Iran, and all Iranian diplomatic and consular personnel were given until midnight Tuesday to be out of the United States, b) All exports from the U.S. to Iran (which are few at present) are to be halted, including possibly all food and medicine, c) The President directed the U.S. Treasury to inventory all Iranian government assets in U.S. banks for possible attachment to claims from United States businesses or individuals, d) The invalidation, as of Monday, of all future visas and passports issued to any Iranian citizens, except for proven humanitarian cases. President Carter announced the decisions after stating his displeasure at the latest pronouncement from the Ayatollah Khomeini. The President said, "We've made every effort to obtain their- (the hostages) release... the Iranian's • have refused to release them." Mr. Carter also stated that the militants holding the hostages had stated their willingness to turn stopped. She said that an all volunteer service could exist "under a free market system and let that market determine itself without restrictions on the women who choose voluntarily to serve in the military." She said that a compulsory registration must include women to be fair. Thomas Davis of UWMilwaukee said, "On Jan. 23, Pres. Carter reinstated compulsory draft registration. I want to emphasize ... the debate is not over whether to have the registration or not. We have it. The debate is over whether we will fund it." He said that what Carter needs now is $45 million to fund it and the authority to register women. The current law gives Carter the authority to register women. The current law gives Carter the authority to register all males between 18 and 26. Carter says he wants to register 8 million people between 18 and 20, both men and women. "The flaw in that system ... is that Congress will not permit the registration of women. So Carta* comes up short," He said that this would cause Carter to expand the draft pool beyond 20 y ears to get that number needed for "relative peace". He said that if there were to be a war, then the pool would go all the way to 26 y ears old. Davis said that Carter's original request for registration was $20 million dollars, but now it has gone up to $45 million. The difference is to train and hire 8500 lo cal draft board people which are needed to classify for registration. Davis Continued On Page Two over the Americans to the Iranian government, who refused to take them, and that the Iranian government can no longer hide behind the militants; that the government must now bear responsiblity for their "continued illegal and outrageous policies." After the short, but firm, announcement the President ended the conference without answering any questions from the members of the press. In related developments, it was learned Tuesday that the U.S. Secret Service and the F.B.I, were ordered to see to it that all Iranian diplomatic and consular personnel left their embassy offices in the United States. "Collegiate Crier Otto Luening t o appear at UW-P this week Milwaukee born electronic music pioneer, Otto Luening, is appearing at Parkside this week. The visiting composer will present a world premier of his commissioned work for the chamber orchestra. The work, "Potawatomi Legends," will be presented at 3:30 p. m., Sunday, April 13, in the Comm. Arts Theatre. The program is free and open to the public. Washington Forum ' 80 series announced The Washington Center for Learning Alternatives will present "Washington Forum '80." This is a series of 4 two - week Symposia dealing with Foreign policy, Elections 1980, Responsible News Reporting, and Government and Business in a Mixed Economy. For information, contact (immediately) Washington Forum '80, Washington Center for Learning Alternatives, 1705 DeSales Street, Washington, D. C., 20036. Tour of Milwaukee breweries April 22. Tuesday, April 22, there will be a tour of the exterior of major Milwaukee breweries, locations of f ormer breweries, the Miller mansion, an inside tour of the Pabst mansion, and a stop for refreshments at the Pabst Brewery, The tour will leave Tallent Hall parking lot at 12:30 p. m. and return to Tallent lot about 5:30 p. m. Fee is $11; enrollment is limited. Register by April 15. Call 553-2312 for registration or information. Trip to Raviriia p lanned for this summer The Extension Center is considering scheduling a bus trip to Ravinia this summer. If interested in the trip please contact the center at ext. 553-2312 to suggest selections for the type of music preferred. Museum of Natural History offers free film Chicago's Field Museum of Natural History will present the free 90 minute film "The Hawaiian Adventure" on Saturday, April 19, at 2:30 p. m. Entrance to Simpson Theatre is through ground level - west door. For information call 922-9410. The Globe at a Glance p*<Wo!/ U.S., Iran break relations President Carter announced Monday afternoon that all Iranian diplomatic and consular personnel were "persona non grata", and had to leave the U.S. by midnight Tuesday. The President also banned all U.S. exports to Iran, invalidated all future visas or passports issued to any Iranian citizen, and ordered an inventory of Iranian government assets in U.S. banks, for possible attachments to claims against the Iranian government. The Big Apple gets bruised New York City has suffered a week of troubles since the 34,000 member local of the Transit Workers Union walked off the job last week. The strike, entering its second week, is causing big inconveniences for the nearly 5 million commuters who use the city transportation. (Newsweek, April 14, 1980) Police nab 11 FALN su spects Last Friday, police in Evanston, Illinois arrested 11 people believed to be members of the FALN, a Puerto-Rican terrorist group. Among the eleven arrested were Carlos Torres, who is number one on the F.B.I.'s ten most wanted list, and his wife Maria Torres. Six of the 11 people arrested still remain unidentified. (Chicago Tribune, April 5, 1980) Short-term interest rates highest since 1839 Squeezed by current antiinflation policies, last Wednesday the countrys' major banks, led by Chemical Bank, raised their prime interest rate to 20%. There have been only four other times when the prime rate, or something comparable to it on shert-term loans, has hit 20%, and that was between 1834 and 1839. (The New York Times, April 3, 1980) Rise in energy costs hit 110% The March figures on inflation and unemployment show inflation still rising at an annual rate of 18%, and unemployment at 6.2%. Also, according to the government wholesale prices were up 1.4% in March over the previous month, while energy costs continue to rise at an annual rate of 110%. (The Capital Times, April 4, 1980) The Indian Ocean - getting crowded There are at present a total of 54 ships from the U.S. and Soviet naives facing each other in the Indian Ocean area. Both navies are keeping a close watch on one another as a result of the crises in that area of the world. (Christian Science Monitor, April 4, 1980) Forum on draft Continued From Page One believes that this adds up to Carter's aiming at a draft. Davis cited the Carter administration for increased deployment into the Indian Ocean (xi February 7, 1980, creation of a rapid deployment force, and working on regional security problems as examples of the U.S. preparing for war in that area. Davis, "Carter is saying that vital interests are being threatended in the Middle East, but what he means is that the oil supply is being threatened." Davis further stated that besides dying for the profits of E xxon and Shell there are other reasons to be wary of a war attitude; it would take more energy to take over that region than we would get out of it, and that energy would be exhausted in 22 years. ganger is now accepting applications for the Editor for the 1980-81 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 21, 1980 Send application & resume to: Ranger WLLC D139 UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 TWAT!S R.^HT! 8fCj l Ctf u,6 (frjHttA/trofvsts *1 (A/O Poem comments on tenure The following is a commentary by a Parkside student on the tenure situation of one faculty member. Although it may not apply in every tenure denial on campus, it does reflect the loyalty many students feel for their teachers as well as the anger over a situation that does not lend itself to change. 1982 What's that you say? Oh, it hardly seems fair that our Lady is gone- Wait! Who'll explain "The Bear?" Yes, gone are the stories we all likes to hear best, and there'll be no more quizzes that resemble a test. How I wish you could meet her, you brand new recruits— Your spirits need inspiring and she surely (!) could do it. | Letter to Editor Wright vs. Might To the Editor: Sam Wright PhD. of Sociology, one of the most highly regarded teachers at the University of Parkside, recently had his contract revoked by the Behavioral Science Division. As a student who has had Sam Wright I cannot comprehend this injustice! He has been to me and many other students a very positive influence. I have gained insights and learned numerous applicable theories and ideologies in the workings of sociology through Sam Wright. As a teacher Sam Wright is conscientious of his students, willing to listen to their ideas and questions and to discuss them openly and without bias. * When word of his contract rejection had risen I could not help but think of how fellow faculty members could have done this, not just to Sam Wright but to the community, University, and to the students who have given Wright the utmost of praise. I do not want to endeavor on the reasons why he has been denied his contract, although they seem to boil down to the maintaining of his deep conviction to teach and not to lead, and not being coerced into the mainstream of Univeristy hierarchy and its funneled beliefs I will say only that as Sam Wright departs us, not only does a PhD of Sociology with great knowledge and insight leave us, but also a man of s trong will, of high moral character, a man loved bv his students! From the views of many students, past and present, of Sam Wright. Joe Ripp ganger Br'ansSn' B,USineSS Manager Steve Dankert, News Editor Sue Stevens , Editor Ken Meyer, Feature Editor Dave Cramer, Sports Editor tai tor Tom Cooper , Chairman of the Board3" a lbr a i th' Ad Manager Pete Cramer, Phil DeLuisa, Doug Edenhauser Ginaer Hpino, , »»• Michetti , Cur t Moldenauer , Kevin Padula, Brian PalsteoJownh? Locha"ski , Susan Denise Sobieski, Lor i Meyer, John Cramer. ' eph R|PP/ Don Scherrer, RANGER is wri t ten and edited by students of UW-Parkside ann ,h responsible for i t s editorial policy and content r d r*siae and they are solely Published every Thursday during the academic year exceot ri.,ri„„ „ , RANGER is printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co Kenosh^w5 3nd hol idaVS. Wri t ten permission is required for reprint of any portion dfRANCFP Wi s«nsin. All correspondence should be addressed to Parkside Ran? Parkside, Kenosha. WI 53141, ^arKside Ranger , WLLC D139, UWLetters to the Editor will be accepted if typewri t ten donhie.r, a paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed and a tefemvin °P s t anda r d size for verification. * cu a™ a telephone number included Names will be withheld for valid reasons . Maximum lenn.h » Deadline for letters is Monday at 12 no on for publication on Thu«rt- t'S 500 wordsreserves all editorial privileges In refusing to print let ters u? k v' The RANGER ^defamatory content . er s wnich contain false or But the Division has tossed her, we've fought but have lost her, our "Dame" of S chool & Soc iety. A dastardly deed, yes It's sad but so true —this fine teacher can't teach without "publishing" too. What can be said now and what's left to see Since the Ed. Dept.'s dead in Southport, at UW-P? —Ken Merten Students play relationship game Not all students arrive at college with the social skills needed to get dates, says a James Madison U. counselor, and those who don't can benefit from his "Relationship Game." Dr. Richard Wettstone started the program last semester to help students "increase dating comfort and frequency." It is a four-week, voluntary session in which students work on the specific skills needed for dating. It's not a therapy group or dating service," Wettstone says. It starts with group meetings featuring social exercises in which participants can get to know each other. After each session there is a "homework assignment," Wettstone explains, which requires students to make a five-minute phone call to another group member or to actually initiate and carry out a date, which Wettstone defines as "any prearranged meeting." He believes the program helps students develop self-confidence as well as communication skills, and is hoping follow-up research on last semester's 23 participants will bear him out. An essential feature of the program is a norejection rule which relieves participants of the fear of being turned down. Women and men are both expected to initiate contact, Wettstone adds. The first session drew a large number of participants but also suffered a high drop-out rate, Wettstone says, while this semester's group is sticking with the program. His initial research shows that the "Relationship Game" attracts not only those who have low self-esteem, but also those with high self-esteem who lack dating experience. Ranger Thursday, April 10, 1980 3 Free film on Jonestown cult "Deceived" is the last movie to be shown this year in the Inter- Varsity film series. "Deceived" investigates Jim Jones' People's Temple and the growing number of rel igious cults like it. The movie will be shown to the general public on Wednesday, Apr. 10 at 1:00 in the Union Cinema. The movie is not merely a historical account of the Jonestown massacre — its focus is with the living. "Deceived" analyzes the accelerating power of cults in the United States, indoctrination techniques used on new "members", and danger signs associated with a cult. Would the average Parkside student recognize a cult if h e met up with one? How long would it take him? Most students feel confident in their ability to spot a cult, but "Deceived" shockingly reveals that many of Jones' victims had the same confidence, and were members of Christian homes and churches as well. They might have lived had they struggled with some of the questions "Deceived" raises. $ To understand, step - by - step, how Jim Jones did deceive them is to better understand how all cults work and how we can keep a similar tragedy from happening to ourselves and to those we love. "Deceived" is free to the public and is sponsored by Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship — Parkside. Registration UWEX offers new programs Self Preservation in the Job Market will be the topic of a University of Wisconsin- Extension, UW-Parkside noncredit course beginning April 10. Students will be shown how to develop a resume that tells what there is especially about him or her that should go into the resume and how to put that assessment in writing. The important cover letter that should always accompany a resume will also be covered. Students will do their resume, layout in class and make arrangements to have it typed. Printed copies will be included in the class fee. Stu Rubner, Community Student Services,at UW-Parkside, says this course will be for job seekers or employed individuals who wish to make a change. The class will meet on four Thursdays, 7-10 p .m., in Tallent Hall at UWParkside. There is an $8 fee which should be paid to University Extension, phone 553-2312. UWEX would like to inform the public that the Parkside Opera Guild and the University of Wisconsin-Extension have arranged bus opera tours to the Lyric Opera of Chicago for the Saturday evening D-l series. Operas this year will be October 4 "Boris Godunov" by Mussorgsky ; October 25 "Attila" by Verdi; November 15 "Don Giovanni" by Mozart; and November 29 "Un Ballo in Maschera" by Verdi. The tour bus will pick up opera passengers in Milwaukee at the UW-Milwaukee Union at 4:30 p.m.; Racine at Highlands Restaurant, Highways 20 & 1 94 at 6 p. m.; and Kenosha at Howard Johnson's, Highways 50 and 194 at 6:15 p.m. Registration deadline is April 15. Call University Extension for further information, (414) 553- 2312. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS EARLY REGISTRATION for the 1980 fall semester begins April 16th in Main Place. Students will need to plan ahead in order to have their fall class schedules ready. Shown here are the students early this fall who didn't register early last year. Sporting & Athletic Equipment One of The Midwests Largest Selections DISCOUNT PRICES - 14th Ave. at 62nd St. Established in 1930 FOOD CO-OP Information A co-op is owned & operated by its members - the consumer Membership In C. S. C.: $3.00/yr for a student membership in C.S.C. is a real bargain considering the savings and services you can get from the Food and Book Co-ops and the Newsletter. A member is a part owner and you can influence the Co-op to represent your needs for services. Become an active consumer - joi n the Co-op! Or i ent a t ion Meet ing: If you join the Co-op, you must attend one member orientation meeting within 30 days. You only have to go to one meeting to satisfy your membership requirements and we always have about 15 meetings each month at different times - onl y 1 hour long. Worki ng: Members are not required to volunteer to work in the Co-op, but we do encourage working a two hour/week shift for a 10% discount on all of your food purchases. With the savings at the Food Co-op and the worker's discount you can go back in time with your food costs! Product S e l e c t i o n : The Co-op is unique in this area for its product selection. Over 1,000 i tems, including: Fresh Fruits and vegetables, natural Wisconsin cheeses, Dannon Yogurt, Milk, Breads, Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream, Fresh Juices, nuts, dried fruits, bulk grains, flours, seeds, dried beans and peas, teas and spices, whole wheat pasta, frozen whole wheat pizzas, canned goods, soaps and shampoos, vitamins, paper products and much more. Stop in an d have a look around - you'll be surprised how much we really have! Locat i o n & Hour s Open: The Food Co-op is located on the east side of Wood Rood, between Tallent Hall and Parkside Village. You can park right in front of the Co-op and we are open: Monday and Saturday - 10: 00 a. m. to 6:00 |>. m ., Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday - 10:00 a. m. to 8:00 p. m. So stop in after a class - give a Co-op a try - 1,000 m embers are glad they did. J 4 Thursday, April 10,1980 Ranger Awards banquet planned From the Parking Lot by Sue Stevens Anyone involved in Parkside student groups will be happy to know that he/she will finally be recognized for participation this year at the First Annual Student Activities Banquet on April 19th in the Union Dining Room. In the planning stages since February of this year, the all campus banquet is the first of its kind at UW-Parkside since the university opened its doors in 1969. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN AAAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRARIE SOMERS Phone 658-233! MEMBER F.D.I.C. There have been awards banquets to honor athletes for outstanding performance, but until now, those students who have been involved in other extracurricular activities have gone unrewarded. The banquet will honor some of the outstanding members of the various major Parkside student organizations as well as one student for outstanding service in student activities campus-wide. The five major student organizations are the Cooperative Service Collective, the Parkside Activities, the Parkside Student Government Association, the Ranger, and the Student Organizations Council. These five groups represent all the student groups on campus. (Representation was decided upon by the method of budgeting. SOC actually represents approximately 40 student groups which are budgeted through it.) Each of these five groups has elected its most outstanding member (Presidents were excluded in order to avoid repetition) to be presented a certificate of achievement at the banquet. These five people, along with the five presidents of the groups, are nominated for the Parkside Outstanding Service SUBMARINE SANDWICHES • HAMBURGERS to UJ oc u_ X O Z to OQ 3 QC < rsi Q. 2 < y X < M M Q. 2 < TIZZA TECH e Kour Birch Road at 16th Avenue Phone 551-7660 Carry-Out / Drive-Up Window Open 4-10 Sunday to Thursday 4-11 Friday 8c Saturday Closed Tuesday after 2 p.m. 8021 - 22nd Avenue Phone 654-3581 Carry-Out / Dining Room Phone ahead and youi order will be ready. O O T» m 2 X > O m z to JO CI CD m z to CP O £ CD m JO to O z O 2 3D 2 Oto BEER & SODA Award for Student Activities. This major award will be voted on by ten students, two representatives from each of the . five groups. The winner of the award will receive a certificate and a plaque as well as having his/her name engraved in the first space of a plaque to be kept at Parkside permanently. Each year a new name will be added to this larger plaque, thus creating a tradition and an example for students to follow in the years ahead. Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life, believes that the . awards banquet is just one way of recognizing students for their accomplishments outside the classroom. "Employers are increasingly concerned with a student's out-of-class activities. It helps them determine what kind of person the student is all around," he said. Pedersen also added, "Activities build a person. Those who become involved are providing a tremendous service to students and the university, because no education is entirely achieved in the classroom." The Dean feels that the students who have participated in student activities deserve some recognition. He concluded, "Those are the kind of people I like to work with. They're more fun." Anyone can attend the banquet on the 19 th. Tickets for the steak dinner are available now at the Union Information Center for $5 per person. They should be purchased . by tomorrow (Friday, April 11) so that the Union food service will be ready. PHOTO CONTEST Results Next Week ATTENTION The Institutional Resource Committee will make its report on the status of women at U\A/5-Parkside to the Regent's Task Force on April 24th in WLLC 363. An hour, from 10:30 until 11:30 AAA, h as been reserved for people who are not members of the Resource Committee to speak to the Task Force. Those who would like to make a presentation should submit their name and topic to Carla Stoffle, Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services at 553-2598 by April 21st. This hearing is open and campus participation is encouraged. Carter's 'cure' for inflation by G. Helgeson This is all you will probably ever see in Parking Lot about the 1980 Presidential primaries, the election itself, or even the candidates. It's not that the whole Democracy-in-action bit isn't newsworthy, or even exciting. It is. It's not that I don't realize that the Fate of Our Nation is suspended in mid-air, dangling in our faces, and about to splat at our feet. I do. It's just that I'm too confused, and embarassed at my confusion, to react to any of the issues. It all boils down to the current president's solution to inflation, and the candidates' reaction to the solution. The part about the credit cards really bugs me. The current solution, as instituted by President Carter, has as its basis the notion that all Americans are greedy spendthrifts who are suckers for easy credit and, in short, selfish opportunists who move every time the rent is a month overdue. President Carter thinks we are children who don't know how to save our pennies for a rainy day. He thinks we need to be chastized and sent to bed without supper (or credit cards). He thinks we won't behave sensibly unless it is impossible to act otherwise. Our president doesn't think much of us. These notions wouldn't be so hard to stomach if we were all in it together, rich and poor, white and racial minority, men, women, and children. But we're not. Because undelying Carter's variations on the theme of guilt is the idea that the lower to lower-middle income group of Americans should be chastized especially harshly. Even though those who have less money to spend have less opportunity to spend it unwisely. But Carter seems to think that poor people have ruined the economy. It's true that rich people probably have as many credit cards as poor people. But the rich can afford to pay their short-term loans in full every month, thereby both avoiding interest charges, no matter how high they are, and ensuring their standings as good credit risks. If they are really disgusted by 25% interest rates on credit payments, they can pay off their bill and cut up their card. It's as simple as that. But poor people, those who can't afford to pay off their short-term loans in full every month, who can't afford higher interest rates, are the ones who will find it difficult to meet their charge bills, and who will eventually be dropped as charge customers. They will then be marked as poor credit risks. This is the point at which I begin to feel dense. Why is it that the rich get away with charging and the poor don't? Why is it that large automobile companies who screw up get sympathy and the poor get guilt? Why is it that big business failures get money and poor people in trouble get more trouble? Other presidential candidates have attacked these less than heroic inflation-fighting steps because they "aren't tough enough" or because they "won't work" or just "because". No one has noticed that they just plain aren't fair. So until someone does notice that no one is going to suffer because of President Carter's inflation-fighting policies except those who are already hurting, I will remain confused. And you won't have to read any more about the 1980 Presidential primaries, the election itself, or even the candidates in Parldng Lot. Consumer guidelines protect students Pennsylvania state college and university students have become the first in the nation to be protected by consumer guidelines, according to the Commonwealth Association of S tudents (CAS). The New Student Consumerism Guidelines, which were recently approved by the state's Board of College Presidents, offers general standards and leave specific implementation of these standards to each individual campus says CAS Executive Director Robin Winston. The guidelines require each state institution to provide "clear and accurate" information to students regarding the admissions process, academic policies and procedures, fees, and all financial aid programs. They also stipulate that procedures be established and publicized for dealing with student grievances and financial aid appeals. Also mandated is a student committee to reveiw all catalogs, h a n d b oo k s , r e c r u i t m en t materials, and other related campus publications. " B y g e t t i n g t h e c ol l e g e presidents' approval, we have a commitment from each school that they will try to meet these guidelines," says Winston. Through its campus offices, he adds, CAS will monitor compliance and deal with problems on individual campuses. "We didn't want to draw up very specific guidelines," says Winston, "because each institution should be able to implement these things in its own way." low stress Among "low stress" jobs cit by the National Institute of ( cupational Safety and Health ir recent report: clothing sew< stock clerk, maid, and colle professor. Data Processing Scholarship Milwaukee Chapter of the Data Processing As?u' $°? annual scholarship to a fullapphcltbn form fG £ °f data Processing- Obtain April15 Financial Aid office. Apply by FOR . THE SAKE Z " OF SOUND °nd PUBLIC R4DIO E"l°y EY SATELLITE We're Soundtastic! VVCTD RW 'Voice of Gateway Oscar predictions vw WWW WW WWW come by Ken Meyer This is my first time predicting, in print, the winners of the Oscar race, and I couldn't have picked a better year to start. In most categories there is a sure winner or only two nominees have a realistic chance. The big winner of the year will undoubtedly be "Kramer vs Kramer," winning most of the "major" awards. I also predict that "All That Jazz" will be a big winner, but those awards will be for technical merit. "Kramer vs Kramer" is the heavy favorite to win best picture and the other nominees don't have much of a chance. "Apocalypse Now" was a superb film until Marlon Brando ruined it; the film also received very mixed reactions. That's also the case with "All That Jazz" my favorite movie of the year. Neither of these films have the unanimous appeal of "Kramer." "Breaking Away" was a great, cute little movie that won't win best picture because of its smallness and cuteness. "Norma Rae", in my opinion, doesn't deserve a best picture nomination. Sure, it was good, but there were better films, such as "Manhattan", "China Syndrome" and "Being There." Dustin Hoffman, star of "Kramer", seems destined to win best actor. He faces tough, but probably not tough enough competition in Peter Sellers ("Being There") and Roy Scheider ("All That Jazz"), both of whom gave flawless performances. Jack Lemmon ("The China Syndrome") and A1 Pacino (". . . And Justice For All") gave noteworthy performances but, considering the competition, not Oscar-worthy. In the best actress category, the two actresses who have the best chance of winning are both firsttime nominees. Sally Field's superb work in "Norma Rae" will deservedly give her an Oscar on her first try. Bette Midler, nominated for her motion picture debut in "The Rose" is a close runner-up. The best supporting actress award is the easiest to predict. Meryl Streep will definitely win for "Kramer vs Kramer". No more said. The toughest prediction comes in the best supporting actor category. Justin Henry ("Kramer"), Mickey Rooney ("The Black Stallion") and Frederick Forrest ("The Rose") aren't in the running. The competition is between Robert Duvall ("Apocalypse Now") and Melvyn Douglas ("Being There"). It's a toss-up as to who will win, so I'll predict my personal favorite, Melvyn Douglas. Another uncertainty, but not much of one, is the best director category. Edouard Molinaro ("La Cage Aux Folles") and Peter Yates ("Breaking Away") can be written off due to their competitors. Francis Coppola ("Apocalypse Now") won't win because of the mixed reaction to his epic film. Again, that's true for Bob Fosse, who in my opinion, deserves the award for the KRAMER vs. KRAMER (above) will be the big Oscar winner, winning best picture, actor (Dustin Hoffman), and supporting actress (Meryl Streep) among other awards. Sally Field (top right) will win best actress for "Norma Rae". Robert Duvall (right is the co-favorite for supporting actor for "Apocalypse Now." uniquely structured "All That Jazz". Preferences aside, however, my prediction is that Robert Benton will win best director for "Kramer". Benton has already won the Directors' Guild award along with many other awards. Only twice since 1948 has the outcome of Oscar's best director race varied from the Directors Guilds'. So, it seems that the odds are in Benton's favor. In tabulating my predictions, I have both "Kramer" and "All That Jazz" winning five awards, "Apocalypse Now" winning two awards and no other multiple winners. Among the films that most likely will to unrewarded include "Breaking Away" and "China Syndrome". I can't wait to see how my predictions will stand up next Monday. Some awards you won't see by Ken Meyer JEFFREY KINDLEY'S / I 1st. mm •FCUHIAL d i/ietu eoweeLj - . . .'uMi/nustc The Oscars have 22 major categories. Although this is quite a bit, there are a few awards that you won't see presented on the April 14 telecast. (Probably because I made them up.) The following movies have won these special awards: Alien - Worst-Movie-to-Watch- While-Eating (I guess that shows it was well-made.) Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens - Worst Movie of the Year. Apocalypse Now - Marlon Brando wins an award for ruining Francis Ford Coppola's otherwise brilliant portrait of the Viet Nam War. He was terrible. Rocky II - an award for further proving that Sylvester Stallone was lucky with how good the original Rocky turned out. with Rocky II he just rehashed the original and put in a few (very few) original things. And even those were embarrassingly handled. 'ALIEN" —the worst movie to watch while eating. Onion Field - an award to James Woods for being the most thoroughly disgusting character of the year. His portrayal of the ^ARTin SHEEN (right) is completely amazed by how Brando (left) is ruining "Apocalypse Now." Marlon criminal sociopath should have been nominated for best supporting actor. Concorde: Airport '79 - This year's entry in the flying disaster movies was so bad that it severely crippled the number of bombs of the same sort being made. That needs to be rewarded in some way. Manhattan - any award because Woody Allen's superior talents should never be ignored in any award list. Main Event - an award for being the latest evidence proving that Barbara Streisand should only be in front of the camera and keep her nose out of the production. The Rose - Bette Midler deserves an award for the memorable way she said, "mother ." Her use of the word perfectly exemplifies her gritty, disgusting character. Why this one word stuck in my mind only goes to show that everybody, even film critics, have idiosyncrasies. DIRECTED BY ROBERT H. LIVINGSTON UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN*PARKSIDE APRIL 24. 25,26, 27, AT 8PM*MATINEE APRIL 27 AT 2PM COMMUNICATION ARTS THEATRE*ADMISSION S3 GENERAL PUBLIC $2 PARKSIDE STUDENTS.FACULTY, STAFF SENIOR CITIZENS RESERVATIONS: 553-2345/2042-TICKETS AVAILABLE AT DOOR 6 Thursday, April 10, 1980 Ranger Mixed reaction to draft With all the attention focused on campus protests against resumption of draft registration, it might be assumed that todays college students are eager to follow the trail blazed by students of the late '60s. But a closer examination of various surveys reveals that the reaction of students, to President Carter's call for a resumption of Selective Service registration can only be described as mixed. Most surveys were decided by narrow margins. In some, students favored registration while in others they opposed it, yet said they'd fight if drafted. The strongly pro-draft sentiment of students at a few schools is a clear indication that the nationalist sentiment evoked by the Iranian crisis hasn't died out. Several informal campus surveys showed no clear consensus, but students on both sides expressed strong feelings, a fact which might account for confrontations between pro- and anti-draft forces during demonstrations at Columbia U. and the U. of T exas. The draft was the focal point of a Feb. 15 White House meeting of about 200 student government leaders from across the country. Yet after day-long briefings from the Carter administration's top domestic and foreign policy advisors, there was no definitive report on the students' feelings about the draft. One student government president, who admitted he was pro-registration prior to the meeting, said that while vocal members of the student delegation opposed the draft, a majority of t hose present cheered his statement of s upport. Another student leader, admittedly anti-draft, said he felt most of the students favored Carter's registration plan coming into the meeting, but changed their minds after hearing "the weak rationale" offered by the administration for resuming registration. Anti-draft organizers have quickly mobilized their forces and are conducting teach-ins and demonstrations across the country. This organized effort may be the deciding factor, says Tom Duffy of the American Student Association. "Though there might be a split, those who favor the draft are not as strong, and they can't get out and organize marches to convert people to their side," he says. "All they can do is register, when the time comes." Students sexually active College students are more sexually active now than in 1970, but they put less emphasis on sex in their relationships, according to research by two university professors. Based on seven surveys conducted bectween 1970 and 1977, Prof. Joseph Katz of the State U. of New York-Stony Brook and Denise M. Cronin, a sociology teacher at Queens College, conclude that greater sexual freedom has produced the change in attitude. In the past, they say, sexual inexperience led to a preoccupation with sex, and even to marriages based on "unfulfilled, obsessives fantasies." Greater sexual freedom "has made possible expanded opportunities for acquaintance, friendship, and work between men and women, quite apart form direct sexual expression. Sex has been deemphasized as a test of prowess or popularity and has become a form of s elf-expression and caring." Guard surprised A surprise party proved quite a shock for a U. of C olorado Health Sciences Center security guard, who was lured to his birthday party site by a false report of trouble. The guard entered the party room wielding his 38-caliber revolver and was so startled by cries of "surprise!" that his weapon discharged, striking the security chief in the wrist. Katz and Cronin found that 90% of to day's college students believe full sexual relations are permissable before marriage while 78% of the men and 72% of the women reporting having had intercourse. The average age at which students reported having their first sexual experience is 17. The majority of students see sex as part of a serious relationship and aren't promiscuous, the researchers say, however, sex is accepted as part of relatively short relationships and "is less often considered dirty or associated with guilt." Coming Events Thursday, April 10 LECTURE at 12:30 pm in MOLN 107. Professor Susan Strasser of Evergreen State University (Olympia, Wash.) will talk on "The Political Economy of Housework." This program is free and open to the public. SEMINAR ar 2:30 pm in MOLN 111. Professor Susan Strasser will talk on "Methodological Issues in The Study on Housework." This program is free and open to the public. FACULTY RECITAL at 8:00 pm in the CAT. Eden Vaning will be playing the violin. Admission for students is $1.00 and $2.00 for the general public. Friday, April 11 SEMINAR at 12:00 noon in Union 106. Dr. Guillermo LoPico of the U.W. Madison Center for Health Sciences will talk on "Occupational Asthma." This program is free and open to the public. COLLOQUIUM Dr. P.G. Welling, School of Pharmacy, UW-Madison, will lecture on "Drug Bioavailability: Is It Clinically Important?" 2 pm MOLN 105. Sunday, April 13 CONCERT at 3:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with "New Music at Parkside." This program is free and open to the public. Monday, April 14 ROUNDTABLE at 12:00 in Union 106. Senator Joseph Strohl will talk on sin's Energy Future." This program is free and open to the public. 'Wiscon- Wednesday, April 16 LECTURE at 1:00 pm in MOLN 107. Alice Peurala of the United Steel Workers Local 65 will talk on "The Struggle for Women's & Men's Rights on The Job." This program is free and open to the public. COFFEE HOUSE at 1:00 in Union 104 -106. COLLOQUIUM at 2:00 in CA 233. Dennis Bayuzick will talk on "Archetypol Images: A Jungian Perspective on Creavtivity in the Visual Arts." This program is free and open to the public. HYPNOTIST at 8:00 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre with Tom Deluca. Admission - to be announced. This program is sponsored by PAB. Thursday, April 17 LECTURE IVCF at 12:30 pm in Union 207. Free to faculty, staff and UW Parkside students. CONCERT MENC at 8:00 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. This program is free and open to the public. Criticism is good for you FELLOWSHIPS AVAILABLE The Department of Linguistics at the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle offers work leading to the MA in theoretical and applied linguistics, including an MA in TESOL (Teaching English to Speakers of Other Languages) Beginning in the Fall Quarter, 1980, the Department of Linguistics will offer a generous number of fellowships to qualifying students — which will include a tuition and fee waiver, plus a tax - free stipend of $1,000 at minimum. In addition, other kinds of financial aid are available to prospective students. For applications and information, write to: Andrew Schiller, Head Department of Linguistics University of Illinois at Chicago Circle Box 4348 Chicago, IL 60680 Criticism. It's easy to give, hard to take and touches almost everything we do. How well do you handle criticism? Most people give criticism badly and take it even worse, says James Sparks, professor of mental health with the University of Wisconsin - Extension and main speaker at a conference on criticism management held Wednesday (April 2) at UWParkside under sponsorship of the campus Lecture and Fine Arts Committee. About 80 persons attended. "No matter how well we think we take criticism, most people take criticism as a negative comment," Sparks says. "But when criticism is aimed at correcting a problem, it's a valuable part of human communication." Sparks has conducted seminars in coping with personal criticism in 15 states and more than 3,000 have attended the day-long sessions. "In the seminars, we just assume most people handle criticism badly and take it from there," adds Sparks. Sparks, who also is a Presbyterian minister, began offering criticism seminars for other clergy in 1977. "It just kind of snowballed, especially to those professions that draw criticism like a lightning rod — nurses, secretaries, mental health workers and clergy," Sparks adds. "These professions face all kinds of cr azy expectations from their bosses and clients." What do you know about criticism? Answer these five questions to test your criticism I.Q.: <•£?> Parkside Activities Board Presents Hypnotist Tom DeLuca (©' ! , (®n Wed. April 16 8:00 pm Union Cinema Tickets at Door Admission: UWP students $1.00 General $1.50 TRUE OR FALSE 1. Men handle criticism better than women. 2. There is no way to criticize someone and be sure you won't hurt their feelings. 3. If you want to soften the blow, offer a compliment before you criticize. 4. If you haven't been criticized lately, you know you're doing a good job. 5. People whose jobs include giving criticism — f or example, personnel managers or mental health workers — often don't handle criticism well themselves. Answers: 1. False. Men often only appear to handle criticism better than women. "On the outside, men may appear cooler — there are no tears, snapping back or outward emotions," Sparks says. "But in their guts, the men are handling it just the same. It may appear that some women behave closer to their internal feelings and they react right away. A man often harbors his anger, lets it fester and seethes with it." Although there appears to be no significant sex differences in how men and women receive criticism, when surveyed, women say they are more likely to use criticism as a weapon. 2. True. There is no method that guarantees your comments won't hurt another person's feelings. "Criticism hurts," Sparks says. "There's no way to grease the slide and make it come easier. No one likes to hear a negative judgement about their work." You can soften your critical comments, Sparks adds. If y ou're angry, calm down before you criticize. Direct your comments at the person's behavior and not at the person. Don't judge them or their work, just describe exactly what you want to see changed. Finally, speak for yourself. Avoid being a go-between for someone else's criticism. 3. False. False compliments Member Parkside 200 Mention this ad! hinder, rather than help effective criticism. "Don't try to grease criticism with a compliment," Sparks says. "It's like mixing castor oil with orange juice. You don't make the castor oil taste any better — you just ruin the orange juice. People will stop listening to your real compliments and just wait for the criticism." 4. False. If you haven't received any significant criticism lately, be suspicious, not grateful. Maybe you aren't doing anything worthwhile. Criticism comes when you fail to meet someone's expectations. The better job you do, the more your boss may expect. "It's a no-win situation," Sparks says. "If you don't meet your employer's expectations, you'll get criticized. If you do meet those expectations, his expectations will be raised and you'll still get criticized." Often criticism comes from anger, frustration or someone looking for a scapegoat, Sparks adds. No amount of hard work will protect you from that. 5. True. In fact, "professional" critics such as office managers often are the worst offenders in dealing with personal criticism. "These people get paid a lot of money to give criticism, but they usually take it rather poorly," Sparks says. "It's a rare boss who can give or take criticism without driving their employees crazy." "You would have to find a person who has a high sense of self-esteem, takes risks in their personal relationships and is comfortable with the crazy feelings they have inside," Sparks says. "And then you would have to catch them on a good day." Conference speakers in addition to Sparks were Prof. James McKeown , UW-P a r k s i d e , behavioral science; Prof. James Jolczynski, UW-Parkside business management; and Walter Wheeler, Carthage College, continuing education. My Joseph. 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phona 654-0774 ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED Steel Worker local 65 Pres. here photo by Joe Ripp AN EXPRESSION of displeasure? It appears this motorist would like to let everyone know what he thinks of the price of fuel. He may not have known the exact figures for inflation of energy costs over the past year (110%), but he obviously disliked the effect on his wallet. Take a cruise and get Exciting new areas will be visited on summer voyages of World Explorer Cruises. This unique Learning Adventure Cruise is open to anyone who likes to travel. The S.S. Universe will leave Port Everglades, Florida June 9 for a 22 day cruise visiting Yucatan, Central America, Colombia, San Bias Islands, Panama Canal, and the Mexican Riviera. OR join us in July or August for two week cruises to Alaska (8 ports of c all). Credits are available for teachers and college students. In addition to the usual cruise activities we offer optional academic programs through the Institute for Shipboard Education for teachers and college students. Our professors are experts in studies related to the regions we will visit. Other activities include arts & c rafts, Spanish language, folk dancing and bridge. Folkloric groups come on board for an evening program in a number of ports. For more information about this affordable and stimulating indepth experience or about our winter Caribbean cruise please contact Holly Beth Hinnrichs P.O. Box 153ak Germantown, Wisconsin 53022 or phone (414) 255-3497 af ter 4 p. m. weekdays. Alice Peurala, president of the 7,000-member, mostly male United Steel Workers of America Local 65 at U.S. Steel's South Chicago plant, will give two talks in the University of Wisconsin - Parkside's Women and Work Series on Wednesday, April 16. "The Struggle for Women's (And Men's) Rights on the Job" will be her topic for a 1 p.m. talk on campus in Molinaro Hall Room 107. That evening, she will talk on "How Can the Union Best Defend All Workers' Rights?" at 7:30 p.m. at the Racine Labor Center, 2100 L ayard Ave. Both talks are free and open to the public. Peurala is the first woman president of a basic steel local. Prior to her election as local president last spring, she had served for three years as a divisional grievance representative at the plant. Commenting on her election, she said she had earned a reputation as a "fighter" during her term as grievance representative. Last fall, she was elected as one of 10 "Women of the Future" by the editors of Ladies' Home Journal. Chairing the evening session will be Ann Nelson, UAW Local 72, Kenosha and executive board member, UAW Racine-Kenosha Area CAP Council, and Janet Czuper, UAW L ocal 180, Racine. Peurala's talks are funded by the UW-Parkside Lecture and Fine Arts Committee, a Wisconsin Humanities Committee grant to Local 2180 of the AFSCME Council 24, UAW Racine-Kenosha Area CAP Council, Racine Education Association and Gateway Technical Institute Women's Bureau and is co-sponsored by the Racine Chapter of the National Organization of Women (NOW) and the Racine Fire Fighters Union. ALICE PEURALA, right, president of United Steel Workers Local 65 of South Chicago, is shown here with United Farm Workers president, Caeser Chavez. The Steel Worker president will be speaking next week at UW-P for Women and Work Series. ML DOWNTOWN /KINOSHA ELMWOOD PLAZA PACINI Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Shop both locations for men's wear classifieds policy 1. All paid classifieds must be initialed by a staff member. 2. All classifieds must include social security number and signature of advertiser. 3. Limit one free classified per person. personal personal ODE TO A FALLEN STAR is true. Signed The Nova. ST. HUGO is coming! Repent! LOA you could always stuff It. THE ANIMALS endorse George Bamberger for president. WHO WANTS to go to Fire Lake? B-B-B-BLESS YOU St. Hugo!! DENISE I wanna know how dizzy you are. Adolph Hitler BACCARDI — Te quiero mucho — Bambi CHUCK, the animals do exist, you don't. — The Animals SUSSIE does it for free. Signed St. Hugo BUCK: Next time show Buford Jr. — Jack Buford Sr. LET'S ERADICATE ERICA JENSENICA from Parkslde. Walt for what?! HA! CANNON, ball, party, host, serve, iury, foreman, factory. Chain Gang COACH JACK - Only Kong hits the SCHLONG ball. UNIQUE MONIQUE from Munich likes unique New York. Ten times fast. RANGER! Whatever happened to Crowbait Cavanaugh? Hint: Spring 1971. lOP's SCUMBAG — Which one was it Friday nite — M, 8, 40? SMILING VICK - Let's get together sometime: "Silver Bird" BIG ERIC — Thanks for the invite will it be worth it? Big Sue RIDDLER Riddle me this: What has 27 legs and worked hard on the job, played undefeated all year, just to get screwed by a knob? — ??? TO WHOM it may concern: Thanks for informing the students. Sincerely, Anonymous JERRY BROWN likes Wisconsin, but Wisconsin doesn't like Brown — lOP's JACK'S GIRLFRIEND'S knickname is The Rooster. Any? Will do? — Coach GOD hath a six track mind: one id, five directory. MARKETING CLUB is no match for the Snake. HEY YOUNG FREDDY — Let's have it out in the Union Friday at noon. — Winner of the Dirty Limerick Contest I BELIEVE in you St. Hugo! DIZZY'S going to run the ball down the Marketteers throats. I LIKE Cheesy Sandwiches. — Mouse M. KVP IN 1996. He won't fall asleep at the wheel. BRUCE brings HP down . . . down . . . then down again. — Anne Elk MARKETING CLUB sucks footballs. — The Snake ANYONE INTERESTED in working on the Truman - Humphrey Presidential ticket, contact Phil and Steve in the Ranger Office. — Harry and H.H.H. THE "GUSKIN OF OZ" is going to work his magic against you. personal ST. HUGO planted melons! IOP INITIATION — Friday 3:00 Moln 117. Bring your own chalk. WHY DOES Mary Lange eat bananas in the washroom? MARKETING CLUB — you canH defend what you can't see. wanted WANTED: Disco Broad, 30 or older, willing to "teach". Inquire at Attic West, ask for Disco Jim. WANTED: Antibiotic to control MICROorganism Erica jensenica. Dr. D. for Denise. for sale IBANEZ BANJO Excellent condition. Vine inlays. Call evenings 633-3713 '66 CHRYSLER dependable, good runner, decent mileage. 639-2294. TEN and 20 gallon aquariums. Call 634-5680. miscellaneous SATURDAY NIGHT come see the 1980 Miss Kenosha Pageant! 694-2314. FOREIGN STUDENTS CLUB meeting April 23rd, 1:00 p.m. Library, room D-174. WIN $500 CASH for your vacation this summer. No obligation. To receive entry form send self-addressed stamped envelope to Summer Sweepstakes, P.O. Box 730, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho 83814. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS 1W.W in:\IHI\I: Friday, 10:30 am! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any r e gi s t e r e d UW- P s t u dent o r s t u dent organi z a t i o n is q u a l i f i ed t o i ns e r t a c l as s i f i e d l i n e ad i n th e Range r at n o cos t i f un der or equi v a l e n t t o 10 wor d s . (Phon e number s equal 1 wor d . ) CLASSIFICATION — I NAME. SS NO. RANGES R LLC It S 39 Thursday, April 10,1980 Ranger Working Out Keeping fit is the key by Donald Scherrer "These are the times that try mens souls ... the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem to(o) lightly," wrote Thomas Paine in the first of 16 pamphlets now known as The Crisis. Working out is likewise history. In mastering mind and body you master your greatest enemy, yourself. Temptation and procrastination make strange bedfellows indeed. But in overcoming sloth or lethargy you begin to step over the problems upon which you once stumbled. The mind and body are interdependent. The mind functions only so long as the body sustains it. And the mind will not operate as efficiently in a weak body, excepting Albert Einstein's. Genius temporarily overcomes such obstacles. Picture the mind and body as the motor and body of a car. The car will not go anywhere if the motor isn't working properly. A well washed and waxed car also seems to run better. And who wants a rusted heap or a car with a motor that is in need of rebuilding? The reverse can also be true. Brawn and brains are rarely analogous. The guy who lives in the gym is seldom a Shakespeare fan or a student of Rembrandt's. Neither could Hercules have accomplished the twelve labors had he not the wisdom as well as the strength. To a certain point, the professor who sits in his office all day and chugs coffee, chomps doughnuts, and practically imbibes cigarettes as he pours through volumes of scholarly works just to put another gold star on his tenure report card is just as bad off as the gym hermit. That is not to say that one should not immerse himself in his work and likes. But he must also master the necessities of a complete life, to expand upon his own special skills and talent. One must escape the nest in order to appreciate its comforts. In mastering the physical self, exercise is only the first step. Sufficient sleep, proper nutrition, temperance, and the avoidance of drugs, smoking, stress, etc. will also enhance physical awareness. Exercise, nutrition, and rest are the best ways to conquer stress. That is not to say that Friday and Saturday nights out should be cancelled. It is only repeated loss of sleep (when all else is well and strong) that leads to weakened body defense systems, physical and mental, whereby stress and disease invade the body more readily. The same holds true with diet and nutrition. If good food is consumed during the week, pizza or other fast foods can be allowed on weekends. There are no single secrets to good health. Health is a composite of essential parts, parts which operate a system. When vital parts of that system are inoperable or ill-affected, the entire system breaks down. Neither should the mind be neglected. Rather, it must be incorporated. It is the power source of that system. Good books that demand much thinking, museums, even life and society all make the mind functional. Exercise and good health are only a starting point. There is more to life than weight lifting or shooting basketballs. There is a whole world waiting just outside the gym. And you must keep on moving, experiencing. And then if you still prefer to retreat to write, ponder, paint, draw, weld, build cabinets, birdhouses, grow exotic flowers, ad infinitum, you will have the vitality to conquer, to topple the stone walls that only yesterday prevented you. And you will have taken the first step in mastering time. You will have begin to master yourself. Summer camps planned here Participants in seven different sports will get a chance to learn or sharpen their skills this summer as UW-Parkside will be offering or hosting seven sports camps beginning in June. Camps to be held this summer include the following: * Boys' and girls' cross country and distance running day camp, Aug. 11-15. * Boys' and girls' soccer day camp, June 16-20. * Boys' soccer resident camp, two sessions, July 21-25 and July 28-Aug. 1. * Boys' and girls' swimming Women's track camps, various sessions, age brackets and competency levels, various dates from June 16-Aug. 8. * Girls' volleyball day camp, Aug. 4-8. * Boys' wrestling day camp, one session, June 9-12 and 16-19. Each camp will emphasize individual skill development as well as team play where appropriate. Instructors include UW-Parkside coaches, guest coaches and lecturers, and, in some instances, current UWParkside athletes. Other special programs to be offered this summer at UWBurman carries team The women's track team competed at the Western Michigan Invitational last Saturday. The Rangers scored 13 points to capture 6th place in the nine team invitiational. The University of Michigan easily won the meet with 198 points. Wendy Burman ran a steady pace into strong winds for a win in the 10,000 meter run. Her time of 36:42.7 wa s excellent considering the adverse conditions. Also competing as much against the wind as fellow athletes were the javelin throwers. In that event Chris Flahive placed 5th with a toss of 97'5". The rest of the events were held inside because the outdoor track had not been completely surveyed and marked. Dona Driscoll placed 6th in the 400 meter (1:01.28) a nd 9th in the 200 meter (:27.36) while running her personal bests of the season. The men's and women's teams host the 11th Annual Parkside Invitiational this Saturday starting at 10:30 a.m. Volunteer help is needed (see coaches Bob and Barb Lawson and Lucian Rosa). There is no charge to spectators. Brochure tells sexually harassed what to do A sexual harassment and discrimination brochure is being distributed by the Michigan State U. Women's Advisory Committee to the Provost. The 44,000 brochures tell students to initially confront the offending party and "carefully explain why you view the comment, joke, course reading, action taken as sexist." If that doesn't work, the brochure advises, put the complaint in writing to the department head, then request a meeting, and finally, file a formal grievance, if necessary. Officials needed Track official are needed for this year's Ranger Invitational that is going to be held this Saturday starting at 10:30 a . m. Anyone interested in helping in any way that they can should contact Coaches Bob or Barb \ Hi: I 1. 1 M A N S X "Parkside Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Cramer's Corner Spring sports Parkside are a summer splash and fitness swim program open to the public from June 16-Aug. 15; a series of four resident volleyball camps (June 25-28, June 30-July 3, July 5-8 and July 9-12) sponsored for boys and girls by Sports Camps International and hosted by UW-P; and a U.S. Soccer Federation-sponsored soccer coaching camp from July 13-19. For more information regarding the camps or special programs, which are offered for varying fees, contact the UWParkside Athletic Office, (414) 553-2245. Lawson and Lucian Rosa. The meet will be for both men's and women's events. Contact the coaches by calling 553-2245. Please respond as soon as possible. Any help will be greatly appreciated. by Dave Cramer The grass is turning green, birds have returned from their southern hiatus and the insects are back to pester us. These are sure signs of Spring, and if one doubts the presence of Spring, check out the team sports that Parkside offers in Spring competition. Coaches Bob and Barb Lawson head up the men's and women's track teams and_ each offer top - notch talent and entertainment. This Saturday the Rangers are hosting their own invitational track meet and Lawson informed me that track officials are in great need. The meet starts at 10:30 a. m. and anyone interested in being an official should contact the Lawsons or Lucian Rosa as soon as possible by calling 553-2245. If tennis is your game, the men's tennis team should quench your thirst. Even though Coach Dick Frecka reports that he has a thin crop of players this year, they should provide the competition expected of a college team. If the aforementioned sports don't catch your fancy, you must be a men's baseball or women's softball fan. If this is the case, you should be full of smiles this year because both clubs are expected to excel in their conferences this year. After experiencing his first losing season last year in 32 years of coaching baseball, Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner should be able to chalk up another winning season with this year's team. He has got pitching, speed and hitting. The defense is a little shaky and the. key to the infield is shortstop Tom Logeski. If the (Racine) Case High School product can blend into the infield and avoid making the crucial mistakes, the middle of the infield should be tough and the strong point of the defense. Look for big things from Logeski. Now we come to my favorite sport, women's softball. These women offer everything you want to see on a college team. They are first students, and athletics come second. That alone says a lot for Coach Linda Henderson. Henderson takes these students and molds them into a strong, cohesive unit with all the in-' dividuals working as a single member. Not only do the women offer a r efreshing brand of play, but they also make things exciting by getting caught up in the game and showing some emotion. These athletes really get involved in the game. Henderson also thinks that this should be a good season. The women play their home games at the ball diamond in Pet's Park, right off "JR". Men's tracksters score by Denise Sobieski On March 29, the men's track team participated in an open meet at Wheaton, Illinois. Two of Parkside's men placed in the invite. Clarence Jefferson took second place in the 100 meter race and Paul Clannastra placed in two events; fifth in the 1500 meter run and fourth in the 800 meter. Coach Bob Lawson is pleased with the young team this year. Many of Parkside's track and fielders are freshmen or sophomores and will return for a stronger season next year. This season the team is small due to ineligibility of over half of its members. Lawson attributes this mostly to "attitude" instead of just not being able to "make the grade." On April 10th and 11th, Parkside is hosting a Decathalon. Five events will be held each day. The winner is the best overall athlete in the ten events. April 12th is the Eleventh Annual Ranger Invitiational here at Parkside. It is a multi-team men's and women's invite. Spectators are welcome. Support your team! RAN6ER WILL PAY 15% COMMISSION FOR EVERY DISPLAY AD YOU SELL. Contact DAN DALBRAITH In Tho Rangor office or call 553-2295 Ranger needs Advertising Representatives Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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