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Text Any textual data included in the document -- The Stranger~ News,~ April 1, 2004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 Newz Creeps Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Lies Pg. 4 Listof Pranks Pg. 13 Classlfleds Pg. 14 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 14 Police Beat Pg. 15 The Meaning of Life Pg. 17 Next Week's Winning Lottery Numbers Pg. 18 The UW·Parkslde Campus Anthem Pg. 19 In Honor and Celebration of April FoolsDay UWStudents Streak During Spring Break Full story on Page 9 THE RANGERHEWS o APRI SPECIAL ISSUE ith the e c ption r page 2. half of pa , page I • thi mall me sane, and all adverti emen . e erything you read in th i. i ue i completely false. The ad erti ers would like you to know that the ad in thi is ue are. without exception, truthful. There is something you should know about J agermeister... Page 8 I I n I W Ir I Iv " m u f ully 10 Iy It in 12 ADVI OR Ro I I ITti ON PI I L THANKS TO P CI two po SUS TH ATI ICAL Stvd nts who WRIT R GUILD or an excellent di play of ambition, a stick-to-it altitude, and quality inve tigative j umali m, The Ranger News has I ted reporter Aaron Zabler 10 ':Ie the taff Member of th I ue. Aaron came on board with the newspaper at !be begin- ning of the current emester, covering a wide range of tories, He has reported proacti vely OD Metamorphoses when the pool- building proces was happening in Angie-Wagner Studio Theater weeks before the production, inev- itably drawing more interest to the event. He has also done excellent research and held interviews for articles he has written, and we commend him for his investiga- tive reporting on Carb CrazUIeSS, an in-depth look at the Atkins Diet craze. As a finance major, Aaron wasn't sure about his writing abili- ties when he first tarted, But the edi torial taff h re at the w paper bas come to believe aeon has a natural knack for writing; hi t ries now with con i tency from lart 10 fini h, and eneralJy have few, if any, grammatical errors. Aaron i a nior thi year, planning 10 graduate in December 2004. As a reliable reporter, he has become a valuable asset to the newspaper, setting a good example for all of our staff. 10 ap olion one mes ter The on N ws rA«"", .. lhe ri hi 10 II. condcn ond t y all orllclesfor Ion- guage. length. and clarity The Ranger N ws does not guarantee lhe pubrtcation of any subrnsslon. A ANT EDITOR '" I DITO. IK Y EDITOR M OF.K MU IC DITOR u v PORT MI ...... EDITOR VI N W DITOR HUA <.AN"'"'' G APHIC 0 ION R MA NV ... RT DIR CTOR o-lA L A ROW u R RTI IN M ... I IN J Itl' Ramu'r ',·n.. ha" 111,,,,11111.:' {"\ l'f"".\ \Iunctu~ 011 noun. \1I ... 'udi'III' anff fa"ult~ nf l '\.lta'·~"llk ,In \\('Il-nun:. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 9, issue 8 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Porkside 'anger Thursday, October 23, 1980 Running against Aspin Vol. 9 -No. 8 Canary wants change in representative seat by Ken Meyer Editor Republican Kathy Canary, a small-business woman and presently supervisor in Delavan, is challenging incumbent Democrat Les Aspip for his seat in the U.S. House of Representatives. Canary was an assistant to Congressman Henry Schadeburg in 1967 and has been a member of the Small Business Administration Advisory Council for 11 years. She is currently chairperson of the council. "I've worked on local government for four years," said Canary during a recent visit to Parkside, "so I think the combination of having worked in Washington and understanding the importance of the function of local government gives me a strong background to go to Washington." Canary won the Sept. 9 Republican primary over three opponents after a late campaign start on June 25. "Although the hour was late," said Canary, "the issues were there and there was an opportunity to win the primary. As I watched their (opponents) campaigns move along, I felt that they just weren't gaining the momentum, the speed and all the things that are involved in having a victory." "So we had an unconventional race," said Canary, "because so many times they're months and months long and people spend upwards of $80,000 on the race. But we (campaigned) 76 days and only spent $12,000. We had an example of a real grass-roots campaign where we came back with friends, neighbors and family and everybody got involved in the campaign." After her victory Sept. 9 Canary went to Washington and participated in the Capitol steps ceremony. There, all the Republicans who were in office or were running for office met with Ronald Reagan and George Bush and made certain pledge to the American people of cutting taxes, reducing inflation and achieving higher employment. Said Canary of her opponent Les Aspin: "Philosophically, we're separate. He believes the government holds the solutions, can answer your problems, can give the direction. I believe we have to return to individual rights and individual liberties. And we can't have,those unless we have economic liberties. The size of t he government has to pull back and the cost to the taxpayers has to be reduced." The size of t he government can be pulled back, says Canary, through better management and by business people going to Washington. "I have a list from the Government Accounting Office of $34 billion worth of spending that's strictly in the area of waste, fraud, misuse and mismanagement. So we're talking here not about cutting out necessary programs, but programs that, as pointed out by the government, contain waste, fraud, misuse and mismanagement." "If I didn't think it was still possible to pull back the size of the government," said Canary, "I wouldn't go to Washington. But I believe that it is possible. I think we have a real opportunity, so when I talk to the apathetic voter, I say, 'Look, there's a reason to vote. Vote for me. Go one more time. Let's do it together — the n hold me accountable. Check in two years.' If people are not fulfilling Election results P.S.G.A. Senatorial elections were held Oct. 15 - 16. The top nine vote getters of the 10 candidates are the new senators: DAVE HABEGGER-197 CHRIS HAMMELEV-194 RANDY KLEES -174 KATHY BAMBROUGH -166 RENEE GILLMORE-165 JAMES DOUCETTE-157 TODD LASZEWSKI -151 ERIC KLINKHAMMER -144 CHARLES PERCE-138 LOUIS VALDEJULI -124 INSIDE... • 'Absent Friends' opens • Review: "Private Benjamin" • Tennis - third at state KATHY CANARY, the promoises that they made to you while they were running for election, fire' them." "Les Aspin has had 10 years in office," said Canary. "Ten years to make changes and to improve your life. What has happened? He hasn't demonstrated the leadership to do that. Seniority is not the major factor in Congress Senate race RANGER photo by Mike Holmdohl Republican nominee for 1st District Representative. anymore — now it's clout and leadership. And Les Aspin has not demonstrated that." One of the major problems we have today is voter apathy, said Canary. People blame the government for the problem yet they keep looking to the government for the solution. "And yet what do they get from the politicians over the years?" Canary asked. "Lip service, political double-talk, political rhetoric saying 'I'll cut taxes, I'll reduce spending, I'll pqll the size of the government back' and yet it doesn't occur." Canary believes voters are very serious about politicians' Continued On Page Six Kasten challenges Nelson by Susan J. Aluise "I feel that Gay lord Nelson has been in office 18 years and he's no longer concerned or aware of the problems facing working men and women in the state of Wisconsin .. . I feel he has lost touch with the people of the state of Wisconsin and that they understand that there is a need for a change, a need for new blood, a need for new ideas." That is the reason Robert Kasten gives for his challenge to incumbent Gaylord Nelson in the race for United States Senate. Kasten, who is 38 and has an MBA from Columbia School of Business, has a great deal of government experience. He was elected to the Wisconsin State Senate in 1972 and in 1974 he was elected 9th District Congressman. In Congress, Kasten sat on the Small Business Bommittee, the Government Operations Committee and the Select Committee on Intelligence. After being defeated by Lee Dreyfus in the 1978 Republican primary, Kasten became a partner in a real estate investment business in Milwaukee. Recognizing that inflation and unemployment are the two most critical issues facing the United States and the state of Wisconsin, Kasten has proposed a multi-step program to ease the burden and solve the problem. "Step number one," Kasten said, "is across the board tax cuts for businesses, small businesses, farms and individuals. Step two, I'm calling for regulatory reform. I think we need massive governmental regulatory reform to stop the growth of the regulators as well as the regulations. Number three, I'm in favor of balancing the federal budget and I will work for a balanced budget by voting against individual programs. I will work for a balanced budget by voting for a total balanced budget resolution and I also support a constitutional amendment for a balanced budget." One issue of great controversy is military strength and how the United States can maintain adequate defense capabilities. Kasten sees a strong defense as being of primary importance in preserving world peace. "I feel that the United States can lead the entire world toward peace only from a position of strength or parity," he said. "I believe that we want to make the volunteer army work and so we've got to pay them. I would support military pay raises and I would support increases for the reserves and the active duty personnel ... On the other hand, I would also support the cruise missile ... a new carrier, so that we would have a fleet in the Mediterranean and I would support increased efforts toward tactical conventional armaments." The Cuban refugee situation has generated extreme concern of many people in Wisconsin, particularly in light of the large numbers of criminals who seem to have been sent here. Kasten feels that "I believe that they (the criminals) should have been identified and separated and we should have returned these people to Cuba ... If Castro would refuse to take these criminals back through normal diplomatic channels, I would fly a plane down to Guantanamo and let them out the front door." Kasten also seems to have a clear cut stand on a very controversial issue — abortion. "I'm opposed to abortion and I consistently voted for the Hyde Amendment, which prohibited federal funding for abortion . . . I would vote for a constitutional amendment banning all abortion if I am elected." In the potentially explosive Iranian-Iraqi war, Kasten feels the wisest stance by the U.S. government is one of neutrality. "I don't believe that our country should be involved on either side of this conflict," he said. "If either party were to obstruct the shipment of oil to the free world we, working with our NATO and Japanese allies, would have to guarantee passage of the oil tankers through that important area of the world." Thursday, October 23,1980 A vote for Anderson not necessarily a waste There is less than two wweeeekkss lleefftt fienol AAnaAmmUnMM J • _ 1 until the Presidential election and the result is still a toss - up. The only major change since the parties' conventions has been John Anderson's predicted drop in the polls. x Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan have campaigned evenly and neither can claim an easy victory on Nov.* 4. This election will be decided during the last few days of the campaign when the large number of u ndecided voters — nearly one - third — will make up their minds and the many weak supporters will switch their support to the less objectional candidate at that time. Having to choose the lesser of the two evils was the reason behind Anderson launching his independent campaign after his failure to catch on in the Republican primaries. He never had much of a chance of taking the GOP nomination away from Reagan. Anderson's blend of fiscal conservatism and social liberalism didn't mix with the right - wing mood of his party. When Anderson launched his independent quest for the presidency in late April, he faced many insurmountable tasks. But he achieved what many experts deemed impossible: he collected two million signatures on petitions to put his name on the ballot in every state. Money was the major problem for Anderson from the start. He has collected more than $8 million, but both Carter and Reagan received $29 million without any of the fund - raising that Anderson's forces had to do. That enables Carter and Reagan to concentrate on more important things, such as name calling and mud slinging. A la ck of fu nds means the lack of commercials and advertising. A politician with no TV money has no chance of winning in the media - oriented campaigns of today. A column of personal opinion by by Ken Meyer, Editor To add to the setbacks: Anderson, once at 20% in t he opinion polls, was in a Catch - 22 dilemma where most voters wouldn't vote for him unless they were convinced he had a chance of winning. But he had no chance of winning unless enough voters backed him in the polls so other voters would think he could win. I, personally, respect Anderson for bucking the system and for sticking out until the end. Hopefully his "national unity" campaign will have wide - sweeping effects on our political system of th e two parties and the primaries. Both of them need an overhaul, and if Anderson gives a decent showing on Nov. 4, i t will reflect that fact. But will he do well enough? Or will his slipping support drop even further when people won't want to "waste" their vote on a spoiler*' But who is there to spoil? The failure of Carter and Reagan to attract much more than 35% in the polls indicates that about two - thirds of the people are opposed to each or both of them. Now it's up to each Anderson supporter to decide which path to take. They can either register a protest vote and stick with Anderson or concede the point that he has no chance of winning and choose the lesser of the two evils. Hopefully enough Anderson supporters will not want to regret having helped select Ronald Reagan or Jimmy Carter. A big enough protest vote is just what we need to show Congress that the people want to change the ridiculous system in which we choose our presidential nominees. Anthropology Club describes past and future events To the Editor: To begin with I would like to thank Chavez Epps (current President of the Minority Student Union), for creating what I hope is a trend. As most of us know student participation here at Parkside is LESS tlian adequate. As we progress into the academic year I would hope that the Ranger will create a "Club Corner" so clubs could communicate to students the various academic and social events taking place. The expressed purpose of this letter is to aquaint students with the glories of past Anthropology Club events and to inform conclub events. Anthropolgy is a "holistic science encompassing all disciplines within its scope. Anthropology club has tried to do the same. We have in the past sponsored such distinguished faculty as Dr. Francis Jennings. Who at the time was the director of the Newberry Library in Chicago. His book The Invasion of American is an excellent discusstion of the Euro - American encroachment on Native American soils. Dr. Jennings is a noted historian. But Dr. Jennings is not an unusual case for example we have sponsored Dr. Michael Agar who at the time was the first anthropologist to study the drug culture. His book Ripping and Running is an excellent ethnographic presentation of the life of a Heroin addict.We have also sponsored Dr. Alfred Crosby. Dr. Crosby spoke to Parkside students on "Epidemics and Human History". The session was attended by many of the pre - med students and faculty. His book The Columbian Exchange is one of the few texts to discuss the biological and cultural consequences of 1492. There are more like Dr. Henry F. Dobyns and Nancy 0. Lowrey both outstanding academians. But our greatest year to date was last year. In which thanks to SOC members and Soc. - Anthro. faculty we sent eight students to the Society For Applied An- Jjitecei^..meetines in genvery, Six of these Anthropolgy students had prepared and presented their papers at this conference. Including our faculty and guests Parkside's delegation was one of the largest attending the meetings. Later in the year the President of the Society for Applied Anthropology called Parkside's Applied Anthropology programs one of the best undergraduate programs in the country. Because of the lack of publicity I would like to list the presentors with the titles of their papers. 1) Cheryl A. Last, "Reservation - Based Tourism and Energy Development: New Survey Findings From The Arizona Strip". 2) David B. Halmo, "Applied Archeology in the Development of a Native American Tourism Program". 3) Sally A. C. Wood, "Educational Hiking Trails: Attracting Arizoha Strip Tourists and Providing Them on Alternative Historic Perspective". 4) Danny L. Rasch, "Applied Visual Anthropology: The Use of Videotape & Still Photography for Native American Cultural Preservation & Tourism". 5) Florence Jensen, "Campus And Prisons: Are They Compatible?" 6) Carole Trolle, "Consequences of a Deficiency Preliminary E n v i r o n m e n t a l R e p o r t : .University ... Campus Recommended As A Site For Correctional Facilities". Also a note of thanks to Dr. Richard W. Stoffle who chaired the symposium of the first four papers, and to Dr. Florence Shipek whose Social Impact Assessment course was the vehicle for data gathering for the last two papers. Also a special thanks goes to Assistant Vice Chancellor Carla Stoffle whose efforts cannot be overlooked in the success of the symposium. As our past was indeed exciting so too will be our future. The Anthropology Club refuses to rest on their past. This year's "Latin American Speaker Series" will provide insite to this potential p o l i t i c a l l y i m p o r t a n t geographical area. The so called "Third World Countries" are on the dawn of recognition by all U. S. citizens. Our first speaker was Dr. Thomas G. Sanders (on October 8th which the Ranger failed to mention). The topic for Dr. Sanders lecture was "Population Issues and Policies In Latin America". This was indeed an interesting session lasting for two and a half hours! Our second speaker continues in the holistic pattern. Dr. Margo Smith will present two different lectures in the same day. The first a vitally important issue to all Behavioral Science Students "Job Opportunites in Anthropolgy and Related Fields". This session will be held in Moln. Ill at noon. The second lecture entitled "Women In Latin America: Migrants in Lima, Peru. This session will be held in Moln. 105 at two p. m. Our third speaker will be here November sixth and seventh. He is Dr. Paul Aspelin a noted Brazilianist. Dr. Aspelin will be particularly interesting because he will have just returned from the field (Brazil). Dr. Aspelin's lecture is entitled "Managing Human Rights: Economic Development arid the Disappearance of Brazilian Indians". The lecture will be held Nov. 6th at 1:00 in GR. 103. Then on November the seventh Dr. Aspelin will lead a discussion "Public and Private Policies Effecting Poor People". The main issue of this presentation will be a discussion on activism. The fourth speaker in the series will be from Parkside. Dr. Carlos Boker (communication) will hold a public lecture on ethnographic film making. He will also show the documentary film he made in Panamar The second semester's speaker list has not been completed but, we will be hosting two field trips. The first to the Newberry Library in Chicago. The second field trip we will visit Old World Wisconsin in Eagle Lake, WI. Both of these events should be fun and a great learning experience. In conclusion, I would like to thank Dr. Lillian Trager our club advisor for all of the extra hours she puts in on the club. Also a big thanks goes out to Dr. Richard W. Stoffle and Dr. Florence Shipek who both help maintain a professional atmosphere when working with students. And last but not least the_ students whose efforts can never be taken lightly. We have among the students in Anthropology Club a high regard for education. Most of our students spend 50 to 75 dollars for scholarly journals. This is their own money. This type of dedication cannot go unrecognized. I hope that in future editions of the Ranger other students will present their interests and achievements. Danny L. Rasch Anthropology Club President. Write a letter to RANGER ganger NEEDS. 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All correspondence should be ad^resslrt V T"?" °f RANGER Parkside, Kenosha, WI 53141. ddressed t0- Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UWpaper with one^n^^margjns6Abetters rnust doub,esPaced on standard size for verification. u designed and a telephone number included Deadline for letters ?s'^Tuesd^y'at m°Sf Max^um length accepted is S00 words] reserves all editorial privileges in ,Z, Publication on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or Voluntarism vital in Wis. campaign bv Susan Miohn«ti " RANGER Thursday, October 23, 1980 by Susan Michetti John Maclver, a Milwaukee «!' 5?-y •is co " chairman of the Wisconsin Reagan - Bush Campaign, spoke on "You're Stepping on My Grass Roots or S°ef, Y,oluntary O rganization Really Matter?" at the Wisconsin Political Science Convention here on October 10. According to Maclver, exercising voluntarism becomes more significant in determining the results of the Presidentital elections since Eisenhower was elected. He said that voluntarism gains increased importance because of the low projected voter turn - out' in the 1980 election. Therefore political effort which is organized to get more voters out becomes more significant. "Depth of support is shallow in this election," Maclvers said. More voters are undecided, which means that campaign techniques that appear to be meaningful to the voter may have a greater impact on him or her according to Maclver. "For the first time under the spending laws, there are some controls being put on the amount of paid political advertising," said Maclver. "Here again alternative methods of reaching the voter become more important." "In Wisconsin voluntarism is even more significant than it might be in other states," said Maclver. "Look at the states that run in a line basically along the Ohio Valley and loop up (don't include Illinois) and go directly to the West Coast, covering Minnesota all the way out to Oregon and Washington, and you will find JOHN MaclVER RANGER photo by Sue Michetti states where voluntarism is important and patronage is not important. Wisconsin is a prime example... where there isn't a lot of patronage, (so) the volunteers "efforts can be very meaningful." "In the Reagan - Bush campaign," said Maclver, "we have tried to structure a voluntary effort which ... is focusing almost entirley on the undecided . . . (voter) in a combination door to door and telephone effort which is underway right now." Maclver expects that the volunteers will reach between 225,000 and 250,000 voter residences. Maclver believes that a volunteer appearing at a door, identifying himself or herself as a volunteer, not pretending to be the expert, and handing a well prepared issue piece to the resident, speaks well showing commitment and enthusiasm for his candidate in the 1980 elections. National security challenges free speech by Sue Michetti Samuel Day, Jr., Managing Editor of The Progressive and formerly Editor of The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, spoke about First Amendment Rights at the Wisconsin Political Science Association Convention here on October 10. Day said that the U. S. vs. The Progressive was a unique case because it was the first time in the history of the U. S. that the government succeeded temporarily in preventing free speech by prior restraint on the grounds of national security. Howard Morland undertook a reporting assignment to sketch in the details about what goes on in the hydrogen bomb industry. Day said, "He soon discovered that the proprietors of information, the Department of Energy, were in the habit of deferring hard questions with the magic words that 'It is secret data and therefore the law prevents us from telling you about the plutonium emission rate because if we did then you could take that data and deduce what the plutonium reduction rates are and that is a military secret.' " The mere citation of the concept of secrecy awes and satisfies most people. However, Morland was not put TV station good investment An investment in a television station earned Grinnell College $35 million in four years. The small Iowa liberal arts school bought station WDPN in Dayton, Ohio, four years ago as a hedge against rising costs and declining enrollment. Trustees risked one-quarter of Grinnell's endowment and borrowed more than $5 million to buy the station in 1976, then sold WDPN for $50 million to the Hearst Corporation. off. He read the material in the Congressional Records and the Senate Arms Hearing Committee testimony. "Morland's mission changed," Day said, "into a story to try to demonstrate that the misuse of secrecy in the hydrogen bomb program was to suit the bureaucracy which has interest in the growth of that industry." Day said that Morland showed how an ordinary person without any scientific training could, in fact, come up with the deepest, darkest secret —• how to build a hydrogen bomb. He operated under two rules to demonstrate that this material was within the public domain: he never looked at any classified documents — o nly the public record, and he always identified himself as a reporter. Day explained that there is no reason why anyone should fear spilling secrets. He said that the only reason for secrecy is to discourage the public itself from asking questions about what is going on in this very important and very dangerous public program. Day said that the public ought not to be intimidated from asking questions. Day said that before publication the story fell into the hands of one of the friends of a scientific advisor who was sent the material to double check the scientific facts. The Dept. of Energy confirmed the accuracy of the story and then asked The Progressive not to publish it. The Dept. of Energy was told that changing so much as a single word of technical information would destroy the point that there are no secrets, and that The Progressive didn't agree with their framework that national security was involved. There was an injunction but the government abandoned the case because it stirred up so much interest by both the public andihe media. Day said that the government can't exercise prior restraint in such a case as The Progressive, but that it would be different if the story were about the sailing of a troop ship in wartime which would be directly linked to national security. Day made the point that freedom of speech will be lost if it is not exercised. FIRST 'National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN AAAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRARIE SOME as Phono 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Parking policy changed by Susan Michetti Green parking permit holders can now start parking their cars in the Union and Communication Arts parking lots after 1 p. m. instead of waiting until 3 p. m. as in the past, according to Ronald Brinkmann, Director of Campus Security. Since this will be effective for the remainder of the school year, the parking entrance sign has already been changed to reflect this fact. The change should aid students who have both afternoon and evening classes. Brinkmann said that this change is most likely due to the combination of class scheduling and the one hour activity period from 1 - 2p . m. on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Career workshop to be held Student Development and Community Student Services are offering a Career Planning Seminar for students who want some help in making career decisions/Students who attend the seminar will evaluate their values, personal characteristics, interests and skills and learn how to relate this informaion to occupational decisions. The seminar will also cover methods and sources for career research. The Career Planning Seminar will be from 1 p.m. to 1:50 p.m. on October 27 , 28 and November 3, 5, 10 and 12. Enrollment in the workshop will be limited. Students interested in participating should call 553- 2573 and talk to either Wendi Schneider or Barbara Larson before October 22. Citizens utility group formed The Citizens Utility Board has begun publishing a statewide newspaper, CUB Prints. "One reason the citizens of Wisconsin established CUB was because we need information about energy issues and about who is making energy decisions. Over 5,000 Wisconsin residents — the current CUB members — will receive this newspaper and begin this vital process of communication," said Hector de la Mora, vice - chairman of the interim board of directors of CUB. The Citizens Utility Board will conduct a statewide membership drive this fall. Wisconsin residents throughout the state will receive a membership application with their November telephone bill. Membership is expected to reach 25,000 by the end of the year. The first elections for CUB directors will be held by mail ballot in January. To vote or run for office, you must join CUB. Nomination papers are available at the CUB office, P. O. Box 8003, Madison 53708. For further information, call CUB, 608-255-2971. The Marx Bros. DUCK SOUP Hail! Hail! Fredonia! THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30 7:00 p.m. Admission: $1.00 from Club members $1.50 at the door UNION CINEMA - THEATRE SPONSORED BY SWIM CLUB ic Tanning ^Studios LTD. 1736 -22nd Ave. 551-9568 1st VISIT FREE Tan Year Round 4 Thursday, October 23,1980 RANGER Magic comes to stage From the Parking Lot The first concert of the 1980-81 season on the New Music at Parkside series at the University o f " Wisconsin - Parkside will be presented on Sunday, November 2,1980, in the Communication Arts Theatre. The featured work will be Maurice Ravel's Piano Trio, performed by the Oriana Trio: S. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION ' To make your future look much brighter.. Captive Audience In Old Market Square Casual Clothes for Men and Women • Designer Jeans by Calvin Klein, Sassoon, Jordache, Bon Jour, Chic • Shirts • Bib Overalls • Sweaters • Blazers • Cords • Accessories We're open come in and browse soon. Old Market Square on South Sheridan Rd., 694-8808 Shop daily 9:30 to 9, Saturday 9 to 5 Sunday 12 to 5 by Wendy Westphal Have you ever experienced the magic of the stage? Where a wooden floor is suddenly tilted, a brick wall stands instead of a concrete wall, and a bare space is now a comfortable living room? All this has happened to the stage in the Communication Arts Theatre to prepare for Alan Ayckbourn's Absent Friends. The cast has been rehearsing constantly. They are: Andrew Brhel of Cudahy as Colin, the central character; Scott Reichelsdorf of Kenosha as Paul, the host; Patricia Casciaro of Kenosha as Diana, his wife; and Mary Beth Kelleher and Robert Cash, both of Kenosha and Rebecca Julich of Racine, as the other guests. Director Leon Van Dyke has been preparing them for this opportune moment to create laughter. With all the preparation going on, the most important part of th e theatre was left bare: the audience. This is where you are casted. Absent Friends opens tonight through Oct. 25 at 8 p.m. and Oct. 26 at 2 p.m. Tickets are $2.00 for students, senior citizens, and UW-P faculty and staff ; $3.50 for the general public. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Fill in the blank ethnic jokes by G. Helgeson Fill in the blanks. You win absolutely nothing, no matter how clever you are. --In our town, there is a — who found himself locked in his car and had to break three windows before he could get out. section. They're building diving boards over the cesspools. -Where to the — keep their armies? (Up their sleevies.) How did the — A in our — drown while getting a drink of water? (The toilet lid fell on his head.) town was never able to develop a liking for — s. So, I was surprised one day to see the ~ give * coin to a monkey perched on the shoulder of an organ grinder. "I thought you.didn't like — 1 s," I said. "That's true," replied the . " But they are so cute when they're little." _ — A was — A s mart , dumb — , and Santa Claus started walking toward a $100 bi ll. Which one got it? (The dumb —. T he other two are fictional.) — In the suburbs of a large city there's a project going on in the — hired to paint the center stripe down the middle of a new highway. The first day he completed three miles of stripe, the second day he completed two miles, and the third day, only one mile. Noting the difference, the superintendent asked for an explanation. "I dunno," puzzled the : . "I guess it just kept getting farther to go back to that can of paint." is someone who in Easter will dye Easter eggs white. -- Why don't —s eat M & M's? (Because they're too hard to peel.) REALIZING every wife's dream, Diana, played by Patricia Casciaro, pours a pitcher of cream over the head of her wayward husband, Paul, played by Scott Reichelsdorf. New music at Parkside Milwaukee Repertory Theatre performs Mother Courage Eden Vaning, violin; Harry Sturm, cello; and Carol Bell, piano. Also on the program are the Sonatina for Clarinet Solo by Miklos Rozsa; performed by clarinettist Timothy Bell; Five Dances for Small Spaces for piano and magnetic tape by Walter Ross, performed by pianist Barbara English Maris; and Movement for brass instruments and piano by Wallingford Riegger, performed by Nicholas Drozdorff and W. Scott Mather, trumpets; Stephen Miller, trombone; and August Wegner, piano. The series is directed by Harry Sturm and August Wegner. Admission is $2.00 for adults and $1.00 for students. Concert-goers are invited to stay for a wine and cheese reception immediately following the concert. For further information call August Wegner at 414-553-2528. by Wendy Westphal The Milwaukee Repertory Theatre opened its return home performance last "week. Performances of Bertolt Brecht's masterful epic, Mother Courage, will continue through November 23 a t the Todd Wehr Theatre in Milwaukee's Performing Arts Center. Written in 1939 a nd set in the first half of the 17th century, Mother Courage is the heroic tale of Anna Fierling, an iron-willed canteen woman who stubbornly struggles to keep her family together as the Thirty Years War rages about her. Mother Courage provides for her children by selling goods to the troops from both sides of the conflict. Unfortunately, she realizes too late that the war she depends on for survival will eventually cause the destruction of her family. The Todd Wehr Theatre offers a unique experience for first time visitors. The thrust stage provides for a close, intimate setting. Being so close to the action draws you as an audience into the physical atmosphere of the play. Most of the time the actors were situated adequately on the stage allowing for a good vantage point. Trouble occurs with the scenes staged on the side platforms. The view from the opposite side of the house is often limited. War time is not very colorful. The scenery for Mother Courage is a dull gray. It releases a sad, depressed mood which is ap- A REHEARSAL with (left to right) Larry Shue, Rose Pickering, Ellen Dolan and Leland Crooke. propriate for the plot. The wagon's versatility is seen through many sets. A covered wagon, side wagon, tent wagon, and empty wagon is all one wagon. After a while a change is expected but never materializes. In all plays realism is sought after but some costumes and properties in Mother Courage are quite modern. Clothing which was supposed to be 17th century could have been worn on the street today. The most unrealistic property was a bullhorn. The actress at which it was directed was about five feet away from the soldier using it. An extra loud yell would have given a better effect. Fine acting roles are performed by the MRT Company. Rose Pickering, an eight year veteran of the MRT, portrays Mother Courage. Her rough and courageous outer self comes out loud and clear. Some inner feminine features surface later in the character. Also C.C.H. Pounder portrays the willing Yvette with style. Her previous movie debut this year was with the Academy Award - winning film, "All That Jazz" as Nurse Gibbons. Laced with irreverant humor and song, Mother Courage is a powerful statement on the irrationality of war, the irony of life, and the unbreakable strength of t he human spirit. The play is a pointed message Brecht originallv aimed at Germany as it slipped Jeadily toward world war. Given the frightening realities of today's turbulent world, Mother Courage is as relevant today as it was forty years ago. The Milwaukee Repertory Theatre does a nice job on Mother Courage. Performances are Tuesdays through Fridays at 8:00 p.m., Saturdays at 5:00 p.m. and 9:15 p.m. and Sundays at 7:30 p.m. Matinees are scheduled at 2 p.m. on October 29 and November 9,12 and 19. A signed performance for the deaf and hearing-impaired will be presented at 2 p.m., Nov. 9. Ticket prices range from $3.50 to $9.00, with a $1.00 discount available for students and senior citizens. Tickets may be purchased at the Performing Arts Center box office, 929 North Water Street, or charged to Master Charge or Visa by calling 273-?206. by Bruce R. Preston It is very rare that a truly good comedy comes along; they're either cheap, tacky, or they try so hard to be funny that they can't even steal a snicker. "Private Benjamin" is one of the better comedies to come along in some time, but it's still not a great one. This movie has a lot of comic potential (a rich woman enlisting in the Army) but When it gives way to a transparently failing romance it loses the viewer's attention as they take advantage of this situation to buy more popcorn. Judy Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) who has "never got belonged" (to someone or something) suddenly finds herself all alone after her husband has a heartattacleand dies on their wedding night. A shady Army recruiter cons her into joining the "Army of the '80's" by telling her she'll have her own condo and that if she doesn't like it she can quit. Hawn is bright and vibrant as the confused Private Benjamin. Her talents as a commediane as well as a serious actress are wonderfully exhibited here. A humorous example of her ability is her audacity to ask if green is the only color that the fatigues come in; her professional delivery js well rewarded by the audience's laughter. Eileen Brennan is the macho, bitchy captain in charge of J udy's platoon. She is very good and keeps her character constant ShC There is a lot of unnecessary sex when shp hfls H immediately in this movie. Although some of it bathronm L uWn SCrub the 1S needed for the story (the (it's electric'nf1 r to°thbrush seducing by Henri and finding the Wh6^11 T commander in bed with another hercomSfn« k t0 stop private) it would have been just as in rP A 8 !beingstuck g00d (better) without m the Army and becomes scenes like someone, the humor of Hawn's character is changed from that of a confused person to a take - charge person. She becomes the first woman "Thornbird" (parachuter). In keeping with Judy's character change, when a pass is made at her by the commander of the "Thornbirds" she demands a transfer which lands her in Paris. the "headache" one. In Paris Judy falls in love (doesn't everyone who goes there) with Henri Tremont • (Armand "Little Darlings" Assante). Assante is once more cast as a male sex symbol but this time is a demanding, dominating European (complete with a deep, seductive accent) who transposes Judy into a confused, lost soul. The movie loses some time with this obvious romance. A few laughs are to be had, but not enbugh to save this portion. In the end Judy regains her self - esteem and the movie's type of comedy along with it. If more of this comedy would have been present instead of the romance, the audience wouldn't have had to gorge itself on concessions. Some good supporting roles are put in by Mar Kay Place (a much better. rhfpann" h -vTfSi ?alem (a "Private Benjamin" is good for g00o1in'ng« 7to j—ail^) , D£ amitay ovJeor 8o0r1 1h16a vlapu 8hs (esi pecially if you ar.e\ Freeman, Alston Ahern, and P. J. Soles who play the other close members of Benjamin's platoon. If more time had been given to these ladies and their antics (such as putting blue die in a shower cap) the film would have been or have served in the military) Contact and it's worth seeing just for Goldie Hawn but I'm still waiting for Hollywood to give us a real comedy. P.S.G.A. Update by Tracy Gruber P.S.G.A. would like to take this opportunity to inform you of some of the things going on. *** Thanks to everyone who voted and all the candidates that ran in last weeks P.S.G.A. Fall '80 elections. We now have six new freshmen Senators, hopefully with new ideas and a lot of ambition. *** SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocations Committee) will begin reviewing budgets the first week in Nov. This is an important process whereby the committee allocates approximately one - half of a million dollars to student organizations and interest groups. There is presently one open student - at - large seat. If you are interested in serving on this committee, you may speak to the President of P.S.G.A. *** Th e SOC Fair, which was held Oct. 8-9, was very successful. Twenty - five clubs participated with displays and presentations. Many clubs attracted new members. If you are interested in joining any club, you can get information about the many types of clubs in the Student Life Office, Union 209. *** The Winter Carnival Committee met for the first time Fri., Oct. 17. They elected Chris Hammelev chairperson. Discussion of possible themes has led to a contest. The student submitting the best theme for this year's Winter Carnival will receive a season pass to Parkside basketball games. If you are interested in serving on this committee there are open seats, talk to Chris Hammelev or Tony Totero, Union 209. M' Yesterday was ,the last day to register to vote before election day, Nov. 4. You can still register at the polls, Nov. 4, when you vote. You must have identification with proof of your current address. *•* As always, P.S.G.A. is here to serve you. If you have any problems, please stop at our office, WLLC D-137, to discuss them. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In - Union at 12:00 James presents 'doomsday talk' A man who claims to have served secretly as a CIA spy for five years and to have "inside knowledge" of Russian military p6tential will speak at UWParkside Oct. 23 at 8 p.pi. in the Union theater under sponsorship of the student organization, Parkside Activities Board. Peter N. James, who describes himself as an "author, physicist, adventurer, world traveler, muckraker, rocket engineer and publisher" as well as a former spy, will present a lecture/slide program titled, "Russia's Secret Doomsday Weapon: World War II and You." His booking agency (Peter N. James Associates) says he has written two books, Soviet Conquest from Space and The Air Force Mafia. The latter work suggests a connection between the CIA and the Mafia, a "disclosure" which his publicity materials claim resulted in a "European spy chase to get James." James is scheduled to return to Kenosha a week after his UW-P appearance to speak at Carthage College. James gives sponsors a choice of two programs; the "doomsday" talk or one called, "The Embryo of an American Police State." Tickets to the UW-P program will be available at the door ($1). Recital features bassoonist Bassoonist Daryl Durran will present a faculty recital at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 29 at UWParkside. The recital, free and open to the public, will be held in Cqmmunication Arts room D118 (music rehersal room). Performing with Durran, who teaches at UW-P, will be pianist Michael Boyd,bassoonist Lori Bowers and the Wayte Wind Quintet. The Milwaukee musicians will perform a program of music by G.P. Telemann, C.M. von Weber, Elliot Carter, Walter Piston and Camille Saint-Saens. Durran previously has held positions with the Tucson Symphony and Arizona Opera, and has an extensive chamber music background. He has performed in recitals of baroque champer music in Chicago and New York's Carnegie Hall. Thursday, October 23, 1980 Canary visits UW-P r,CAonnttiimnuine/dl FDMroAMmA nP~a g—e_ rOv.n e. statements this time. "They really want to know how they're going to stand and, better, how they're going to vote because it's one thing to say something here and it's another thing to go to Washington and say something else. ' 'And Les Aspin is a perfect case in study of a professional politician who's a Washingtonite by nature," said Canary. "He wears two hats very well. He wears one hat back in the district where he tells people we're going to cut spending and we've got to balance the budget and we have to increase defense spending — common lines that he gives out in speeches. Yet when he goes back to Washington he votes against defense appropriations. "I don't think there's any question that we have to spend more on the military than we are now," said Canary, "but I would certainly agree that we have to examine exactly how that money is spent to make sure we just don't take money and throw it to the problem." More money is spent each year on the military and Canary says the question now is "Is our military outmoded, outdated, obsolete?" The harder phase of the question is "What should we do? Should we build the MX missile system that may be obsolete? Should we rebuilt the Trident submarine?" "Aspin, for example," said Canary, "voted against the B-l bomber and the MX missile. OK. What has he got as an alternative? What does he suggest? I tend to favor the building of the MX missile system because I haven't seen a better solution." Canary believes military pay should be increased because the military has become more sophisticated and technical. "We have to pay similar to what they would earn in private industry. We have to keep people from leaving the military after they're trained." "We have to provide tax incentives to American industry to reinvest in industry," said Canary. "The average industry in the United States is 20 y ears old. In Japan it's 10 y ears old and in West Germany it's 12 years old. I feel it's a vital job to build a free enterprise system where we have tax credits such as the 10-5-3 program, which is an accelerated depreciation opportunity for industry to reinvest." Canary supports limitations on University funding squeezed nf „n i . . automobile imports, but she's not sure where the specific number will land or how the limitations would be established. The American automotive industry should be given an opportunity to reposition itself and recapture the American market. Canary was "very disappointed" with the Republican platform on the ERA amendment. "I'm going to go to Washington and I'm going to work actively for equal rights," said Canary. "But we have to look at all the issues — unemployment, deficit spending, taxation, regulation, defense, etc. — the 10 major issues. And put that on a horizontal plane and say 'If we're together on nine out of the 10, I'll vote for you.' What is bad is one issue campaigners. Instead of putting (the issues) horizontally, they put them vertically and we can't get by the top issue." "We've had 25 years of Democratic leadership that hasn't provided the answers or solutions," said Canary. "Congress is where the problem sits at and Les Aspin is part of the problem. We've had six different presidents in the last 25 years but we haven't changed the leadership of Congress. RANGER photo by Mike Holmdoh! KATHY CANARY "Instead of more of the same," said Canary, "change the people. Elect me. Elect new people and hold them accountable. If people aren't satisfied with the way things are .. . vote for a change." Of all state general purpose revenue (GPR) operations expenditures during the decade from 1969-70 to 1979-80, the proportion represented by the UW System budget declined from 45.6% to 35.2%. As a proportion of all state GPR expenditures including local assistance, the UW System declined from 25.8% to 17.9%. Over this same span of time the system gained about 23,000 st udents. The biennial operating budget document states that in every year since the merger (1972-73) the UW System GPR budget has grown less than personal income in Wisconsin. In 1972-73 the university system's GPR budget was 1.37% of Wisconsin personal income; in 1979-80 i t was 1.09%. For libraries and supplies and expense, the real spending power per student has declines to 63.9% and 66.9% of what it was at the time of merger. In 1972-73 GPR/fee support per student for instruction and related costs was $1,764 for undergraduates and $3,123 for graduates. In 1979-80 GPR/fee support per student for these same costs, using 1972-73 dollars, was $1,659 for undergraduates and $2,957 f or graduates. CLASSIFIED ADS NO PERSONALS WHO IS Bert's mystery date? UNIVERSITY of Wallamaloo Rule #1 Poofdahs. BRIGHTEST STAR has shined in the darkest places — Moldy. ROUND TABLE. Find Joseph of Arimethla and you will find the holy grail. In the corner in the back. E.C. When will we see a little E.C.? S.J. WAYNE — Busco un pow - pow. Cuando y donde? — Osa Cantor. H<^?~E Parkin8 Permits now available. DMD • W|OP'f!TE W',h 9ir' °' V°Ur Ch0ice; name ,he PAB 'or your convenience we'll play during health office hours. Coach Ham the Scram. ANNE ELK — was semihit, in hospital, and out again. W.T. BOUNCE, BOUNCE, Your Court or Mine? Todd H. , Q. WHAT is Jamey's favorite dring? A Danko's milk. L^T'.? ?° ,he time warp a9ain! Mollnaro Hall at 8:46. Riff Raff and lOP's TONY, JOEL, AND RANDY: Used Less than one-half of the money to operate the UW System comes from state taxes, and this proportion has declined significantly in recent years. In 1980, 43.9% of the UW System authorized budget ($462 million) was state GPR money. After the 4.4% cutback for 1980 this was further reduced to 42.9% ($444 million). At the time of merger 50.7% of the UW System budget was GPR. Since 1972-73 the federally - funded portion of the UW System budget has increased from 13.7% to 17.1%, but prospects for the continuation of this pattern are not considered promising. It would appear there has been a major reordering of public priorities over the last decade — without much public discussion. Asserfiveness group offered The Office of Student Development is providing a group experience for students interested in improving their assertiveness skills. Participants in the group will have opportunities to improve their skills in expressing their feelings, thoughts, and needs. They will learn how to identify and practice assertive behavior and how to recognize and claim their individual rights without violating the rights of other people. Enrollment in this group is limited. In order to join, you must be able to attend all six sessions, which occur on Tuesdays and Thursdays, from 2:00 to 3:15 p.m (November 4, 6,11, 13, 18, and 20) and you must contact Barbara Larson by October 30. To do this, call 553-2122, or stop by WLLCD175. Parkside accepts grants -if II tbe Could I have some more?! to toilet paper Julie MIKE, wear your yellow underwear Orgasmal class? Monkey Buns J JO — What's Mickey doing with a picture on his finger? VISIT Cockroach Kingdom (Parkside Village). Races daily. Admission 5 bucks. EXE BITMAP. D501 Ray Cameron. A.P.: Is DPMA the dimwits programming meaningless assignments? Chain Gang JACQUES, Thanks for the hielp with gastroanemic and sunsoleus, but Where's your earring?—Ripper JANE, If you can't afford a belt we'll buy you one. FRESHWOMEN, report to library's second floor animal room — Animals KENNY MEYER, Tom Shulak, and Ron Parker — We won't mangle anything important. Coach Ham the Scram. I?'.?®1?.° cobolers cobo1 with? — Chain Gang ATTENTION Paul Missurell; Why do the Canadians suck? — Blackhawk booster ALAN GUSKIN is an IOP. Right Al? — lOP's MIKE, Guess what!? It's my birthday' Monkey Buns FOOTBALL POOL money due; Leader Pat Weber must be caught. J.O. What does your watch say? IT HAS to get orange, just like a "punkin"! — Kim . BILL, How is your dill? You stud you! — K8.J K.H. — Turn Catholic. J.C. LAURIE, Holy shit! Oh God, Oh God! R-r-r-rr- r-r! Toga! — Julie NOTE: She is a virgin! BEEP BEEP BEEP Patrick Hagerty. YELLOW BELT, need help with your kicks? Inquire Animal Room. START trembling PAG, MENC, Ranger — PSGA is ready to play football. Coach Ham the Scram. SUPERCHICH, Glad you're back — fill up. The Chiches AI?™,YOU on Villa9e's Man of Semester list? #201 knows! CHAIN GANG an3 lOP's: Your classifieds are getting boring. Time for a chanqe in your PROGRAM! "The Business Manager" CHAIN GANG for sale. Package deals only, send promo, materials to Parking Lot c/o Ranger. CHAIN GANG: I have been waiting for weeks for you guys to get clever. Now I'm bored, so go suck a rock. FOR SALE ALTO SAXOPHONE. Call 694-1964 after 6 p m. ^' 19711 OLDS CONVERTIBLE. Immaculate. Call Jerry 634-2957. 1977 DODGE ASPEN WAGON. Always starts, never dies. 634-0988, 632-3893 " " d " " «, 2 M U " , e " ' A M /™ ' T™5,™«Y0E4"T'RES '4I, 'S URe"™' S Howard. Needs work. $50. Call 6y4-4730 "o82J5c0.n 0"0 VAN' Econol'ne 150 for sale. 554- NEW AM/FM TAPE car stereo. $60. 40 Watt Graphic equalizer amp $45. Tri . axial ofui 6rS ea- Call after 6 p. m. 554- 9003. HELP WANTED C°c.LwGFr.REP wan,ed 'o distribute Student Rate" subscription cards at this campus. Good income. No selling involved. .°r '",ormati°n and application write toTIME, INC. College Bureau, 4337 W. Indian School Rd., Phoenix, AZ. 85031 WORK WANTED RELIABLE BABYSITTER, occasional eves 5709 Canarran9e overnight stays. 634- E^TERTA,NING? Wi)l cook, serve, cleanup. Children s parties. Call Melanie 633-9141 i uF,Tf R"SCH00L' wee«end high school help? Call Melanie 633-9141. WANTED RENTER (female) to sublease apartment Parkside Village. Ph. 552 7889, ask for Jeannie. ROOMMATE NEEDED: beautiful 2 bedroom apt. in large stone castle on Cross LSke (Antioch). Huge fireplace, circular stairs, 3 car garage, beach property, and nice turret. $165 includes heat and water. 20 min. drive from P.U. Male or female. 312-395- 2603. MISCELLANEOUS IMPROVE YOUR GRADES! Research catalog — 306 pages — 10,278 descriptive listings — Rush $1.00 (refundable). Box 25097C, Los Angeles, 90025. (213) 477-8226. Gifts and grants totalling more than $320,000 were accepted for Parkside by the UW Systems Board of Regents Friday (Oct. That sum included $316,670 from Patronize our Advertisers the federal Office of Education for the Basic Educational Opportunity Grants Program. Gifts accepted included $6,437 for athletic or other scholarships from multiple donors; $100 for the George and Madeline Molinaro Scholarship Fund from Elsie D. Mosca, Jefferson, La.; and $50 for the Kenneth L. Greenquist Memorial Scholarship Fund from Mark Madsen, Somerdale, N.J. The regents also accepted $250 in support of synthetic peptide substrate research at UW-P and $100 in support of the life science seminar series. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads — 10 words or less. 3. 30c will be charged for every additional 10 words or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE SSSSSs: Classification: Name SS No. Ranger WLLCD139 RANGER Thursday, October 23,1980 Photo by Brian Passino Photo by Brian Passino Winless streak at three by Dave Cramer The men's soccer team is still in search of its ninth victory this year. The elusive ninth victory would set a new Parkside single season victory mark. Parkside was unable to earn that victory last week as they dropped one game and battled to a tie in another game. The men travelled to Lake Forest and were overwhelmed by a 3-1 score. "We stunk" said goalkeeper Dan Opferman. Those two words perfectly described the way the Rangers played. The defense played as if it was a sieve and the offense, apart from a Mike Kiefer penalty kick, was non - existent. The team took another journey into Illinois later in the week and fought to a 2-2 tie with the Illinois Institute of Technology (IIT). The tie was disheartening to a lot of the players. "We should have beaten them" captain Mike Kiefer said. "We should have beaten both those teams (referring to the earlier loss to Lake Forest). We just seem to be having our problems, especially the last three games." The Rangers have now lost two with one tie in their last three games. The problems Kiefer alluded to are the inability to score, not playing up to their potential, and the old cliiche of inconsistency. "We're having trouble putting the ball in the net. We're just not finishing. We build well but don't finish. We're not going to win if we don't put the ball in the net." "Another thing is that we're not playing up to our potential. We should be blowing a lot of these teams out if we just get our act together. It seems as if we're playing to our competition's level" Kiefer said. Although the Rangers are winless in their last three games there isn't any need to panic. "We're going to come out of it. No doubt about it, we'll come through" Kiefer promised. "We're going to win the rest of our games this season." Hopefully Kiefer's prediction will come true because the team picked a most inopportune time to go into a slump. There are only three more regular season games left before play - off competition begins. RANGER photo by Mike Holmdohl Volleyball flops by Dan Rasch "We stunk. We played terribly, we played like six individuals." Those were the words of women's volleybal coach Linda Henderson after her team was demolished by Loyola and embarassed by Marquette. Loyola won 12-15,15-9, 15-11 and Marquette won 15-11, 15- 0. The two defeats drops the Rangers overall record to 15 - 15. The humiliating loss to Marquette throws the number one seed in state play up for grabs. Considering the way the team has been playing they shouldn't even worry about the playoffs. They must regroup and regain their winning form or they won't even be recognized as a formidable opponent. The Rangers finally had an off weekend and it may prove to be what they needed. The team has been playing every weekend and once a week since school began. The busy schedule may have affected the team. The team is in action this weekend at the Carthage Invitational. ' ^ H E I L L M A N S ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department Records—Sheet Music- —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654-2932 APPLICATIONS ARE BEHW ACCEPTED COPY EDITOR A a a m c t n , - _ J 0 B REQUIREMENTS • MUST B E STUDENT ENROLLED WITH 6 CRFniTS • MHA0T^C°SUGH KNOWLEDGE OF EWNGL.SHCRGERDAMS • MUST KNOW PROOFREADING SYMBOLS • MUST TAKE P ROOFREADING TEST THIS IS A PAID POSITION Drop Applications Off At The RANGER OFFICE, WLLC D139 NEXTTOTHE COFFEE SHOPPE. 8 Thursday, October 23, 1980 RANGER Working Out Power builds muscles and deviates from the norm PRO PICKS Want to win two free pitchers of b eer? All you have to do is fill out this entry form and pick the most correct winners. Put a check mark by your picks and bring the form down to the Ranger office, D139 WLLC. Cincinnati at Houston — New England at Buffalo Pittsburgh at Cleveland • Seattle at Oakland Chicago at Philadelphia Los Angeles,at Atlanta Minnesota at Green Bay New Orleans at Washington Tampa Bay at San Francisco Denver at N. Y. Giants Detroit at Kansas City St. Louis at Baltimore San Diego at Dallas Miami at N. Y. Jets — Tie - breaker: will be the total combined points scored in the Miami - N. Y. Jets game. Last week's winner: Rory Spears, 11 correct, 50 points Name:- S.S. No.- Rules: 1) One entry per person 2) Must be a student at UW-Parkside 3) Person with most correct picks win (in case of tie, the total points will be used as a tie - breaker) 4) Entry must be clipped from Ranger issue 5) Ranger members ineligible 6) Entries must be turned into Ranger office by noon on the Friday preceeding the games 7) Winners will be announced the following week in Pro Picks 8) Entries must be legible to be considered Tennis Third place at state picking up the bar with a one hand underhand one overhand grip — until the back is vertical — will give you a stronger back, legs, biceps and forearms. Again, physical structure: (long arms and short legs) determines how much weight you will handle in this exercise. Keep the back muscles locked so that the legs will help to lift the weight. The squat is another recommended exercise, as is the power clean (andpress) — lifting the bar from the ©round and swinging it up to the shoulders. From this position you should be able to execute a standing barbell press. Power exercises incorporate many muscles, developing coordination between them rather than isolating a specific muscle, thus enabling very heavy weights to be used. Because the expenditure of energy is so great, low reps and sets are advised after an initial warmup. After one or two light sets of 6-8 re ps to get should be heavy enough to permit only about 4 reps maximum. A fourth set should allow only 1-2 reps. The final set should be light enough for about 4 - 6 reps. Five sets of each of the above four power exercises would, in itself, be an adequate workout done two or three times per week only. And once a month, try to exceed the previous month's maximum poundage for a single rep. Remember to wear a weight belt when going heavy on all exercises. When incorporating this power routine, all other exercises such as curls, leg extensions, lat pulldowns, flyers, etc., should be omitted for peak performance and rapid recovery, dr one power exercise may be included in your routine in the place of arm training for a week or two. A gain in power may result. Adjust your workout to suit your own physique and training goals. by Pete Cramer The women's tennis team concluded its 1980 se ason with a third place finish in the state tournament last week. Coach Noreen Goggin was pleased with the team's tournament play as well as the entire season play. Parkside finished third in state play with 22 points. Marquette was the run away winner, with 78 Cross-Country by Dave Cramer The women's cross - country team has proven numerous times this year that they are one of the better teams in the state. Last week they journeyed to Waukesha where they ran against Carroll, Beloit and Carthage and came away with first place. The Rangers were allowed to enter two teams. Kellie Benzow, Wendy Burman, Sharon Keller and Dona Driscoll comprised one team while Barb Osborne, Sandy points, Milwaukee was second with 40 points, Carroll was fourth, Carthage fifth and Green Bay last. Goggin had reason to be satisfied with her team's performance. They went 8 - 6 on the regular season and finished third in state. They accomplished all their pre - season goals and anything beyond that would have been a pleasant surprise. Venne, JoAnne Carey and Linda Pfeilstifter made up the second unit. Benzow, Burman and Keller stayed together stride for stride throughout the entire three mile race. Benzow won the race in a time of 19 minutes and 19.5 seconds. Burman finished a half second behind Benzow for second place and Keller was third in a time of 19 minutes and 23.9 seconds. Driscoll finished the race in fifth place. The Ranger "A" unit won the meet with a total of by Donald Scherrer Power. As it is elusive, so is it accumulated. Power is a deviation, from the norm. Power comes from the inside. Knowledge is power. Power is physical might. It is also the time rate at which work is done or energy emitted or transferred. To complete a workout in a shorter period of time than the last is to increase one's power. Concentrating on power exercises for a month or two at a time may also increase the poundages used in your exercises. When a power routine is followed for longer than that, your training may go stale, poundages may fall, and you will probably not want to work out because you will be using up too much of your body's energy reserves by overtraining. The bench press is the most popular of the power exercises, it may increase shoulder and tricep as well as pectoral strength, if your arm length and chest girth are best suited for the exercise. If your arms are very short and your rib cage very large, the bench press will be to your advantage. However, most people will never be able to bench press 300 pounds no matter how hard they try. The deadlift — squatting and "Everyone played well at state. They worked real hard. Overall we did a good job and we had a lot of fun this year" Goggin said. Freshman Lisa Lindsay finished the season with an 18 - 3 singles record to lead the team in victories and the doubles team of Kathy Thomas and Nancy Kivi finished 15-6, tops of the Parkside doubles teams. 11 points. The Beloit "A" unit was second with 35 points. Parkside showed their depth and talent in this race as the Ranger "B" unit of Osborne, Venne, Carey and Pfeilstifter finished in third place. The other teams in order of finish were Carroll fourth, Carthage fifth and Beloit "B" unit sixth. The Rangers prepare for the State Championship this Saturday. The WWIAC Championship will be held in River Falls. SPORTS Swimming The UW-Parkside Swim Club is sponsoring a Swim-a-thon to raise money for a training trip to the International Swimming Hall-of- Fame in Ft. Lauderdale over the semester break. Members are asking for pledges for each length swam with the money being divided between the Swim Club, the Arthritis Foundation, the Swimming Hall of F ame, and the International Travel Fund for US Swim Teams. The Swim-a-thon will be held at the UW-Parkside pool on Saturday, Nov. 1 at 1:00 p.m. Each swimmer will be trying to swim 200 l engths in the 2-hour time limit. Anyone wishing to contribute or pledge should SHORTS contact Barb Lawson, the swim coach, at 553-2257. The Swim Club is also showing the movie "Duck Soup" starring the Marx Brothers on Thursday, October 30 in the Union Theater at 7:00 p.m. Tickets are available from the Swim Club members or Coach Barb Lawson for $1.00. Tickets at the door will be $1.50. Track Anyone interested in joining the men's or women's track teams should contact coach Bob or Barb Lawson at the Physical Education Building. The team's first meet is in December. All interested parties are encouraged to contact the coaches as soon as possible. Women humble opponents WIN A PAIR OF RANGER SEASON BASKETBALL TICKETS Name Hn 1981 Winter Carnival 1981 WINTER CARNIVAL THEME Carnival Theme Name Student Name. SS No. 13, —RULE S &INFORMATI O N — 0 Winter Carnival will be held Feb. 9 1981. • Must be a Parkside student to enter. • Deadline: Friday noon, Nov. 7 • In case of a tie, a drawing will be held. • Winner will be announced in the Nov. 20 issue of RANGER. • Decision of Winter Carnival Committee is final. • Entries may be dropped off in the RANGER office, WLLC D139 next to the coffee shoppe. SPORTS CALENDAR Friday, Oct. 24: Soccer at St. Norbert College Friday - Saturday, Oct. 24 - 25: Volleyball at Carthage Invitation; pionslvip 251 Cr°SS " Country (women) at WWIAC Chan ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES NEEDED Will receive 15% Commission on every Display Ad you sell Applicants must be dependable a have some type of transportatior No experience is necessary but would be beneficial. Mike Farrell or Bruce Preston In the Ranger Office WLLC D139 — 553-2295 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Canary Wants Change in Representative Seat Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 9, issue 8, October 23, 1980 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Issue Volume 18, issue 24 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .. I~;~~ 11t e Stranger~l'pe~~s,i~!the:~(i ! I 'with stories the Rangeti.wQt\'i ~ :oi:./ "::\J.R,Uehene wrestle at Division I :t"·.~.·;;,·'champi~nships• ., 'Page 12 by Dan Chiappetta and insisted that his girlfriend News Editor validate it. After further Lastweek, three incidents took conversation with campus police, placeat the residence hall building the victim stated that she made up where students were harmed, in the story because he told her to so danger,and arrested. . they could cover up the injuries. On March 20, 1990, UW- The boyfriend later admitted what ParltsideCampus Police received actually happened. a can from a student who reported The male was arrested for thathisgirlfriend was attacked and battery. "She was not sexually beaten by two unknown males assualted," said Ostrowski. He outsidethe residence hall building. was then taken to Kenosha County "The couple both told that Jail, where he spent the night. The story," staled Dave Ostrowski, following day the judge released director of campus police and him on S1,100 bond. public safety.' "Further On March 21, 1990, the day investigationand physical evidence after the male student was arrested determined that the male battered for battery, he was threatened and hisgirlfriend in his bedroom," beaten by two unidentified males. The female had bruises to the "The male was struck face and swollen cheeks. The repeatedly and was hit iii the chest boyfriendhadscratchesonhisface with a desk chair," explained whichhesaid he received when he Ostrowski. went to help his girlfriend, The male student sustained according to Ostrowski. several injuries.. "This was a Ostrowski further explained possible retributionforwhat he has thatthemale created the false story allegedly done to his girlfriend," Parkside student seeks Racine County district 13 board position "Taxes is themajorconcem people Neighborbood WalCh Jl108IlIIIl. He to door-to-door think that this is have talked 10 me abouL The would like 10 see one act up 11\ very encouraging and itshows how current administration has ~ every neighbortlood. . saying thai they have been cuwng (J The proposal reprdina Ihe down the taxes, but they haven't." Commiueeof AFIlCYExecUII-. As county supervisor, Mulclller believes lhe best ~ Mutchter plans on participati"ll in fO' Ihe coordination of lhe aoc:ia1 the following examination of servicesiswhenlheaaenaes wort problems: lOgelherandknowwhlloneanodl« (J Budget accountability. are doing. MUlChIer pIallI .on MUlChler plans 011 examining developing a way for effective depanmentbudgelS,andaisoplans coonIiaaIioIL . 011 asking questions 10 keep Ihe MUldlleralJoP-OII~ people informed so thai requeslS communicalion linea WId! die for spending increases don't go VOlerS. .. lwiUopeIlupdle .... of unnoticed. COIIIJllunicalion." . (J Increasing crime in the Dislrict \3 COIISIIU of die neighbolboods. MutehlersupporlS soudIwest portion of die ~ 01 theRacineCounty DrugTastFon:e Racine. The eIecIion II 011 April 3. andalsoencouragesneighbooboods to use the services of the by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Lee L. Mutchler, a junior majoringin political science at the Universityof Wisconsin-Parks ide, feelsthat the citizens of his district, district 13 in Racine County, need ~eone youngerto represent their \'Jews. If elected as county board SUpervisor, Mutchler plans on Itdueing crime, keeping taxes down, Protecting the environment, encouragingjob development, and 10ensure health care. Mutchler beli;ves he is the best man {or the position because he will offer active representation. "I Will ask for your opinion and vote as your representative," he said. Mutchlcr stated that he promises to keep the people informed on issues and will ask the people for their inputsandopinions. '" will release a newsleuer to constituents, which wiU help keep them aware of current issues. 'will ask the people to contact me with their ideas about proposals," "The county board is made up of seniorcitizens, homemakers,and professionals. 'believe it's important to have a young adult on the board; it adds another viewpoinL It'sgoodlOseedifferent views. Hopefully this would also encourage young adults 10 get involved. The people I've talked said Ostrowski. "We are investigating the second incidentas hard as the first," he said. On March 22, \990, another incident took place at housing. According to Ostrowski, two students evidently exchanged words on who could beat whom in a one-on-one basketball game. "Blows were thrown as well as a lamp and a beer bottle,"said Ostrowski Two students from an apartmentwenttoanotherstudent's apartment, During the conservation and disagreement between the smdems, one student from the other apartmentgot in a struggle with the student that is living in the apartment, While the two students left after the struggle was broken up, the one student, with others, went after the two students. "One of the students was getting kicked and hit with awhip," said Ostrowski. "The county board Is made up of senior citizens, home- makers, and pro- fessionals.. I believe It's important to have a young adult on the board; it adds another viewpoint," -Lee Mutcbler much' care." Mutchler is going to concentrate on one of his main goals, which is culling down taxes. Thursday, March 29, 1990 The students suffered bruises and scratches, and one student had a bite mark on his ann. One student was arrested for batteryanddisorderlyconducL The other was arrested for battery, disorderly conduct, and criminal damage 10 propeny. Both were brought straight to jail. Both students are facing universilydisciplinaryactien. The SlUdents face possible r=oval from housing and suspension from the university. The residence ba1Is have been the site 01 severallnddenta Iatel1 2 ·':hu·~d~~, March 29. 1990 Ranger ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;Qp ini 0 n ~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~ Campus criminals deserve to be treated as such Overthe last several weeks, thereseems tobean almost uncontrollable outbreak of on-campus violence. Casesofassaultand abuse fill the police reports furnished to the Ranger, and the concourse is a buzz with people passing rumors concerning violence in housing. Campus police officers have even judged the situation necessary to wear SIde arms on a regular basis. It is getting hard to keep track of who beats up whom and who gets thrown inte what over failure 10pay a $2.00 loan on time. Perhaps people arejust suffering from end of the semester tension due 10finals and spring fever, or maybe there isjust a handful of people going to Parkside that belong in prison rather than school. Have we stooped to the level of some inner city high school where it is necessary 10have armed undercover officers patroling housing. There were at least four incidents of physical assault last week, and several of the offenders were seen back in school the next day. The Ranger would like to encourage that the maximum penalties be enforced in an effort 10deter the events of last week from happening again. People who take out their aggression in a junior high school fashion cenainly do not belong roaming the campus. For the safety of students and staff at this university, people who are found guilty of physical assault should be expelled from school and brought up on criminal charges. The victims of these incidents deserve nothing less. Letters to the Editor Zippy's column generates criticism and sarcasm To the editor, This is for you, Zippy. It's good 10see that someone at a big, popular school like UW· Madison can be condescending enough 10 read an article from a small university such as UW- Parkside. We are looking forward 10our "first"TYME machine and we have even begun discussing the possibilty of offering a single credit, half semester course that explores the multitude of functions available on the average TYME machine. In fact, if you would be willing to volunteer your services as aregular and knowledgeable user of such an extraordinary machine, I'm sure that most of us at Parkside would be willing 10 stop churning the butter and give the cattle an extra day 10live and fatten upjust so that we can have the opponunity to partake in your usefulseminar. @f course, such matters must first be discussed with the Parkside Student Activity Board, but in return for your much needed services, you may even be able to get a free ticket to our annual homecoming barn dance. Now don't you think that would be a bargain: A night of dancing and drinking with some beautiful girls dressed inskinsand cowboy boots, and all you would have 10 do is share that wealth of knowledge you have packed inside your brain concerning that technological breakthrough called the TYME machine. While you consider this generous offer, please let me point out a couple of interesting observations I have made concerning your school and the Badger Herald. Is the Badger Herald a school newspaper or a community newspaper? A quick glance at the front page of the March 15th newspaper (the same issue containingyourcolumnonournew TYME machine) revealed that four of the six front page stories had little or nothing 10 do with UW· Madison occurences atall. Perhaps Madison students can't afford a citywide poblication or perhaps there was no more interesting news on campostbananotbernewTYME machine being placed somewhere on State Street. My guess is your editor feels it is his social responsibility to print news that is a day old so that the students that wake up at 2:00p.m., after a long night visiting their fair share of your numerous bars, can read news that is still new 10them. I know that you must have somewhat reasonable level of maturity to attain the position of night editor at the Badger Herald, so let me reason with you from one adult as if to another. You know that many of the students at UW- Parkside are paying their way through college while juggling one or two jobs and are trying to pay rent, insurance, and a car payment while living on their own. If you can't respect that son of work ethic or apply that kind of desire to your work in school now and in your job after graduation, you may as well resume writing snide, prejudice articles in any paper that is willing to print such tasteless work. As is evidenced by the statements I have written above, it is quite simple to slander any school, any student newspaper, or even any single person. Iwill never again needlessly write such malicious material and I hope you will follow suit. I know that you can think of many other interesting topics that can be more entertaining and newsworthy than dissecting a college that belongs to the same educational system that supports your school. Thanks for your attention, John. Grant Larsen Stop the arguing To the editor: I am ajuniocin the University of Wisconsin System and have recently been appalled by the taunting of student newspapers by one another. Don'tmistakemefor placing blame for we all know where that lies, but how could the Ranger fall victim to a personal attack of a sniveling student who happens to attend UW-Madison? These actions (the Ranger 3-22. 90 and the Herald 3·15-90) are those of two siblings in the back seat of their parents' car on a long BETTER BRINe. THAT ONE BACK OUT... trip. Now more than ever it is the time for the students of the UW System to unite! Are there not those who are trying 10 annex Parkside so that the students can be charged extra for services (like police protection) that are not needed? Yes. Madison has attempted chargebacks also. Whitewater students are asked to pay for fire trucks; it never ends. BUllet the jealous infighting stop here and now. There is some much we have separately and together. There is so much that we can accomplish. Madison is becoming very aware of the accessibility of buildings for the differently abled and Parkside is well known for its pre moo program. Can'twehelpeachother? The freedom of speech and press are preserved even if one holds their tongue (read: keyboard keys). For the cause, Randall Douglas, Jr. The Ranger otTice is located on the Dt-Ievel ofthe L __ ~::::1.~:a:."':;:;;;::::'~L::.:::'::::::::':':::~=:':~';'::~:"'_..L_,,:W",Y!::I.::Ue::..::L:::lh::ra::.::;ry~Le~a::r.::n.::In:!ig,-=C;;:e~n~te~r.l.' ..:roo:::::m~D;;:1;:,39~C;;'::1 Steve DeAngelis•••.•••••...•••••. Editor-in-Chief Dan Chiappetta ••••••••••••••••••••••• News Editor Faculty Advisor .....•.•.. Stuart Rubner The Ranger is written and edited by studentsof UW-Parkside, who are solely Soott Singer Aaat. Ne". Bditor Business Staff responsible for its editorial policy and content. It is published every Thursday Layout Editor ·duringtheacademic year except over breaksandholidays. _ . Suzanne Mantuano •••••••••••••••.•• Feature Editor Craig Simpkins Busine •• Manaqer Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed. double spaced, and i l d E t rt i t Edit Terri Fortney - Ad. Rep. 350wordsorless. Alliettersmustbesigned.w,·thuelephonenumberinduded Dawn Ma an................ n e a ru:nan or Carol Curi U R Jeff Lemmermann Sport. Editor ~ .•. ~. sid ....... ep. forverification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. . ·Jeff Reddick ••••••••••••••••• Aaet. Sporta Editor ne The Ranger reserves the right to edit and refuse lencn including those whiclt Dan Pacetti CopyEditor Carrie Glidden, TonyaHamilton, GwenReller, Gabe are false and/or defamatory. John Kehoe Photo ~itor Xluka, Ted.MeIntrye, Lyna Pauk.tIi., Xathie Pope, Deadline for all letters and classified ads is Monday at 10 e.m. forpublicaUOll Xen Schuh, and. I.M. Fletcher. Thunday. c1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 18, issue 24, March 29, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1981-04-30 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English nelson mandela police officers residence hall satire violence https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d2b06043c7ce810c167367ea41a10321.pdf e7ef5218796a6305c02bc7232ee70f7c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document > by Marcia Clark Moonlighting from the OJ trial Not affiliated with the Stranger staff By Nick Zahn john Stockwell chancellor of Spartanburg College, South Carolina and formerly provost/vice-chancellor and interim chancellor of The University of Wisconsin-Parkside, returned to UW-P Tuesday and to everyone's surprise demanded his favorite chair which at the time was in Chancellor Smith's office. "1saw him just go in there," said a source. Be started to pick it up (the chair) but when someone objected he just sat down in it and wouldn't get up. Smith was attending a meeting off- As an effort in increasing effective communications, Chancellor Eleanor Smith decided to declare Saturday, April I, "Totally Honest Day." Everyone, regardless of belief system, was asked to answer any question put to them with anything that comes into their minds. Chancellor Smith offered some examples. One of the Ranger staffers asked her, "How do you like being Parkside's Chancellor?" Rather than giving an equivocal answer, she decided to be completely candid and honest, saying, "You know, J really like Parkside, but I'd rather be in New York. You know, the lights, the cameras, the action!!! Fresh air, Times Square! Besides, I really can't find decent restaurants in Kenosha ...they just don't have campus at the time and has dec Ii ned to comment on the incident. He sat in the chair for about ten minutes. A mysterious phone call that lasted about five minutes resulted in Stockwell's leaving. "It's orange and cushy," Stockwell said later. "They don't have chairs like these in South Carolina. In fact I've never seen others like the one's in the Parkside Chancellor's area." "And they asked me if 1 had any experience," said Eleanor Smith, referring to her interview for the position of Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "'I'm experienced alright,' I told them," said Smith referring to her time spent with Jimi Hendrix, at the time an unknown musician recording with Chas Chandler of The Animals in England. "It was mid- October of '67 that 1 went to England," said Smith. "I was trying to find myself. Anyway, I looked up an old Army buddy of my nephew's. This guy, Jimi, had been ~ in the Anny with my nephew only about a year when he was honorably discharged due to a parachute accident. We became friends. Who was to know that he would become a rock legend." g I even sang background vocals with a 'few other girls on Hey Joe. 'I'hat December Jimi and his group The Jim! Hendrix Ex.perience topped the charts with that tune. That was the extent of my musical involvement. Smith admits that she has plenty of stories about the days spent with Jimi and the band as they broke new ground, "but suffice it to say that harmless though they might be, that's not an image the . Chancellor of a university should provide," said Smith. decent Thai or Vietnamese food here!" When asked if her parents approved of her job, Chancellor Smith said, "Get real' J don't make enough money to support them in the style that they are accustomed to, and besides, I am not MIchael Jordan. The only tickets I can get them (to sporting events) are for Ranger stuff, not for the Bulls. so I'm up the creek! They are really big Bulls fans!" When asked about her policy on motorcycles, Chancellor Smith said, "I like them. but they don't like me. There are too many ways to get in accidents. Maybe I'll take up skydiving or bungee jumping, instead of being a pedestrian. There are less ways to get into trouble." When asked how she enjoys giving interviews, Chancellor Smith said, "They suck! Now go away! You've bothered me long enough!" Stranger News UW-P Police reform death penalty. "This has been something we have been advocating for quite some time now, and Governor Tommy Thompson has finally cleared away the red tape to bring this idea to its fruition," The UW-P Chief of Police said in his statement. "By 1996. all campus police officers with have the authority to shoot motorists immediately after they have been clocked by radar. thereby eliminating the actual issuance of citations and eliminating a lot of work for the county's court system. Traffic court wastes everybody's time. and the offender can't win anyway. This Hendrickson Finds Job as Soap Writer by Noah Dea By Mike Zurad AKA Nigle Thfnal In an effort to simultaneously increase student awareness and preserve law and order, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Campus Police will release their five-year plan on Saturday, April 1. Promising sweeping reforms and increased efficiency in the field of law enforcement, the plan is also quite controversial. Noting that the largest problem on campus is speeding motorists on Parkside's adjacent roads, campus police has decreed that moving violations are now eligible for the UW-Parkside super-senior Jim Hendrickson received the chance of a lifetime last Sunday. To leave this God-forsaken place and move to New York to become a soap opera writer. "It's my dream come true," said Hendrickson. ''When 1heard that One Life to Live wanted me to help develop Viki's alternate personalities, I was in seventh heaven." Hendrickson did not apply for the job. Soap guru Agnes Nixon, creator of One Life to Live, ALl My Children, etc.•reportedly called Hendrickson at home on the evening of March 26. Nixon, a distant cousin of the late President of the same name, apparently read about him in the Ranger News. "Agnes was much impressed with the depth of his understanding of the soap opera mentality," said Ima Fick-Tishus, Nixon's PR Assistant. "Unusual in a man. especially in one so young. He will be a great addition to our staff." "I was shocked, shocked Itell you," said Hendrickson. "I didn't even know she [Ms. Nixon] had a subscription [to the Ranger]." keeps everything clean, and enables our officers to actually use the firepower with which they've been endowed," the statement read, adding that "our officers are really excited about this proposal." In addition to playing judge, jury, and executioner, campus police will also undertake the role of investigators and detectives. Effective April I, 1997, campus police will have the responsibility of delivering all parking violations to the offenders personally. "Parking is an issue of great concern to Parkside students, and consequently we need to address this problem to better serve the "She knew my work backwards and forwards." he continued (though Itried to stop him). "She had noted my interest in Viki's MPD. and hinted that she might set me up with Laura Bonarrigo, who plays Cassie." Ranger staff members are glad for Jim's change-of-venue. "Now Ican have his desk," said Ranger Business Manager Erin Meranda. . "Cool! Now Ican be Managing Editor!" exclaimed Karen Diehl, ambitious News Editor. "Having my brother around was a drag," explained columnist Barb Churchill. Hendrickson's first day of work will be April 1, 1995. This means he will have to miss his classes for the rest of the year. Strangely, Hendrickson was unconcerned. "I'Il just turn in all the problems from my Calculus III book ahead of time," explained Hendrickson. "It can be done." Modesty may not be Hendrickson's forte, but we at The Stranger News are happy for his success. In the words of Hendrickson's exasperated father Roger, "I'm just happy he has ajob now." by A.I. I'm not on trial here UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSI Parkside staff and students. It is for this reason that we propose to hand deliver all parking citations so that we can effectively communicate that Parkside police is a force to be reckoned with and feared. If we can't earn the respect of the Parkside community, then our only other option is to demand it," the statement read. Upon receipt of the parking ticket, the violator will be shot in either the arm or the leg, unless the transaction takes place in the pool area. "Flesh wounds have proven to be very effective in preventing repeat offenses in Eastern Europe as well as South She has fought her way back from lost love and drug addiction. In the process she has continued to fascinate children and generate fortunes for dentists. I am referring to, of course, Aunt Jemima. Last summer. she checked into the Betty Rubble Clinic for treatment. Only a few close friends knew she was trying to get off amphetamines. "Juan V. started her on them," said one Stranger insider. "After Ben left her [to open his Country Inn] she was devastated. She found that she needed a little pick-me-up. That nasty drug dealer was more than Secret Life of Breakfast Favorites happy to give it to her." Jemima's early life of domestic service is well known, -as is her courtship and marriage to Ben. What is not well known is the sense of betrayal she felt when be left her last April. "She made him what he was," said the insider. "Without her, he would have been Loner Ben instead of Uncle Ben, And who would want to buy Loner Ben's long-grained rice?" Mrs. Butterworth has jumped to Ben's defense. "It's not Ben's fault Jemima is so unbalanced," said Mrs. B. "Ben is youthful, down-to-earth, practical. Why, even without her, he's still richtasting." Jemima claims that Mrs. Butterworth is only defending Ben because she has a crush on UW-Parksidelncident Report by Tart's Inc (afraid to be affiliated with the Stranger News) UFO Sightings (University Freakin' Occurrences) during Spring Break **A certain Psychology Professor was spotted slinging beers at a local tavern while performing to the Village People's "YMCA" wearing a grass skirt and a tiara. **Library staff members have been seen repairing the xerox machines for their own private use. **The elevator repairman for the Molinaro Hall elevator has been seen in the building ...rumor has it that a flat tire is what detained him for the past six months, tools in hand. **Parkside has decided to incorporate a valet parking system ...it will go into effect April 1st. ** Due to a budget cut, the faculty will park students cars during regular scheduled office hours. **The Tallent Hall Shuttle bus will be serving cocktails during peak run times-students must present their ID to receive a "Happy hour" discount. **For the next six months, Parkside Food Service will be serving dehydrated astronaut food to help relieve NASA's overstock due to infrequent launches ...in return, the next shuttle will be painted green. **Rats have been seen picketing outside of the cafeteria with "Will NOT work for food" signs ...union talks are pending. **Theater students sighted in NY replacing the entire cast of the longrunning production CATS ...the theater department is now taking applications for theater majors. '*They will be adding a 4 year cosmetology study to the curriculum. **10 a disillusioned state, a Parkside police officer was sighted over the break. writing numerous parking tickets to empty spaces. The said officer refused to believe that school was out OD break, and was heard laughing hysterically .......'1 will not be' ignored!' **Parkside nursing students will be required to take the aerobic dance class and a minor in cosmetology in order to keep their patients happy. **The Sociology Department will be doing a field study in Hades during the summer of ~97 in order to determine the distinction between Hell and Parkside. **Bookstore employees have been spotted highlighting the new books. **Prozac samples will be handed out by Student Health Services on April lst. and Central America, and it is our goal to match or exceed that level of efficiency achieved by other local governments in those regions of the world." Paying for this increased lever of service translates into a 900% inc in the price of a Parkside parking permit, from about 90 dollars to a $820 for two semesters. "Admin there is a downside to executing the offender prior to the collection of t fine. The elimination of the paperwork and the overhead associated with it translates into a greater percentage of dollars spent actual crime-fighting activities." him. "Mavis [Butterworth] always did hit on my man. Saying how thick and rich she was. How she takes more . to pour than maple. She mov in on my man, and I blame he for our divorce." "No one ever understood m relationship with Juan," continued Jemima. "He was there for me when Ineeded With him I was able to eet a needed jolt. Now I see that w unhealthy, but Ithink the college crowd can understand my need for speed." Senor Valdez was unavailable for comment. Aunt Jemima's book, Stic Situations, goes on sale April at the Darkside Bookstore. Reverse your copy today! **The first official meeting of the Students for Ethical Treatment of Coffee Consumers (SETCC) will meet this afternoon. **The Pre-Moo program has been discontinued. ** Auditions for tbe musical rendirior of "Rain Man" will be held next wee in the auditorium. **Tbe chancellor will be refunding overcharged tuition fees. Please submit your requests at student records. RANGER 1Box 2000 • 900 Wood Road' Kenosha, WI 53141 Delivered Subscriptions Avaiiable 414-595-2287 FAX 414-595-2630 Grand Poobah Nick Zahn Managing Poobah " Jim Hendrickson Business Poobah Erin Meranda Production Poobah R. George Wiggins News Poobah Karen M. Diehl Sports Poobah Scott Fragale Assl. Sports Poobah AI Heppner Entertainment Poobah Chris Sandstrom Photo Poobah Michelle Gaal. Calendar Girt Tiana Williamson Copy Poobahs Tabitha Brown, Amy Fiebig .__ Jennifer Randle Poobah Columnists Barb Churchill .. : C.J. Nelson ......................................................... Maria Smith Secretary Karen "Pebbles" Fraley -page 3 .. Stranger News Apri/1, 1995 union cafeteria kills famous Parkside's drummer by Robby Thompson Lars Ulrich, of the band Metallica, was invited to Parkside to perform a drum clinic last Saturday night. After performing in from of an audience of about seven, Ulrich was seen walking into the Union Cafeteria for a late night supper. Eyewitness testimony suggests that after eating a bite of the Union Cafeteria's surprise casserole, Ulrich started convulsing and dropped to the floor. Emergency medical help responded minutes later only to find Ulrich dead. Medical reports suggest no foul play. just foul food. Not only is food poisoning responsible for Ulrich's death, but shock also played a part in his unusually quick death. Medical examiners noticed an unusual look on Ulrich's face. This led them to believe that Give it a chance Math is Bot! by Delight F. deSilveri-Moon Math 111 takes Parkside by storm! Math 111, CoUege Algebra I, is a recombination of material from botb Math 101 and Math 112. The new mixture of information will become volatile and spark interest in mathematics, a much-maligned subject. According to VIP's (those Very Involved at Parkside), the course will change many minds about career choices. Many will decide to go on in mathematics despite the possible negative consequences. "If everyone becomes a mathematician, there could be negative consequences," said Bill Clinton, who feels he is a VlP, though he has never visited the campus. "Who would want to run the country, the factories, the businesses, if they could do higher level mathematics instead?" Tons of people- just tons- will want to get in on the numbers game, say some self-proclaimed experts. "The flood of new Math Club members will elect its club president Karl Liebe Homecoming King in a landslide," said Madame Zelda, Gypsy Mascot (0 the Faculty. "I see great things ahead for him. His numbers are impressive!" However, some in the campus community have expressed their concern. Thompson's budget cuts might prevent the absorption of all these new math majors into the department. "Everyone should write to Tommy Thompson and share their concern for mathematics," said Barb Churchill, one opinionated liberal. "I mean, let's face it: It's students that pay the bills. If students just raise their voices, it would help." The Dew course is going to share one inexpensive textbook with the reformulated Math 112 (College Algebra II) and Math 113 (Trigonometry). In all likelihood, the book will become very popular, and the UW-Parkside Bookstore will need to hire extra help for the extra business. "Along with Aunt Jemima's autobiography and Newt Gingrich's fascinating book-of-quotes, we expect this book to be one of our best sellers!" gushed one bookstore bigwig. "I want to stress that Parkside will continue to offer 25 majors other than mathematics," said ChanceUor E. J. Smith. "The State says we have to." "On the whole, I think this change will be a positive one," continued Smith. "Math is coo1." the odor of the surprise casserole caused not only his face to crunch up, but caused Ulrich to go into shock and pass away minutes later. When questioned, cafeteria staff said that the surprise casserole was actually about lWQ weeks old and should have been disposed of days ago. However, since nobody on the staff is a big fan of Metallica, they said they will feel no remorse. When the head chef was questioned as 10 how he felt about Ulrich, the famous drummer's death, he said, "He wasn't all that good anyway." Satan discovered I living (or unliving) on Parkside's 0-2 level by Passionflower Lovechild Staff Writer and Self-Proclaimed Resident Babe "It was horrible. J heard this this 'clip-clop,' like hooves striking concrete, so Iturned around and there he was. Satan was standing right behind me in the hallway," said Karen Diehl, senior at Parkside and News Editor of The Ranger News. Diehl and two of her roommates, Laura Beth Bublitz and Melissa' Hackbarth, were returning from the Ranger office at about midnight on March 18. "wewere walking through the D-2 level_ because it was cold outside and didn't want' to walk alone in the dark," said Hackbarth. "If we had ani y known." The three had just entered Molinaro Hall when they heard the footsteps. Satan had apparently stepped out of a dark passage to' approach the group from behind. When the women noticed his presence, he reportedly flicked his pointy tail and set fire to a waste basket. "We always wondered why it's always so much warmer on the D-2 level than it is everywhere else in the school," Diehl said. "We thought it was because the hot water pipes run along the ceiling down there. Now we know the truth." According to the three roommates, Satan tried dragging them into his dark passage, but they escaped before he could reach them. Satan was reached at his DM2 level home, but originally refused an interview. However, on Marcb 23 he contacted The Stranger and gave a statement. "It's not like I Artist's rendering was hurting of Satan anyone. I just get lonely. You know, it's awfully dull down there at night" When questioned about why he had kept such a low profile until this week, Satan replied, "See, the administration knows I'm. here. Iwork for them. Part of my contract ensures me a place to live, but it wouldn't be really great for the University's image if everyone knew (hat the devil lived oncampus. Besides, there's a waiting list to get .into the dorms." Satan also explained what kind of work he does for the University. "Just odd jobs. You know, I keep things from getting dull. My last big job was Gary Grace hiding something supervising the repair of the Molinaro elevator. I've also been a key player in keeping the food ... well, interesting. My long-term project is. maintaining chaos in the parking lots. That's no easy task, [ assure you, what with all those police officers hanging around." Satan assured The Stranger that he would not be harassing any more students. • "I've gotta keep this job," he said. Administration was refused to comment. In particular, Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs at UW-P was seen running to the shredding machine when reporters called on him. Usually The Ranger News encourages and invites Letters to the Editor, whether they agree or disagree wit.b a story or column, Also readers' viewpoints on campus/community issues can be venWtedhenthromuagnhy sulecthterlsetteexrsp.ress similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words ~d should be deh.vered to the Ranger office (WYLL D139C) before noon on Monday. leiters must be typed and double-spaced. must contain no misleading or libelous content, and must Include the author's name and phone number. Letters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters, _ . . But since this is The Stranger and all material is men! to be The Stranger News is a once yearly, April I pUbl~calion ~resen~d by ~mberS of the Ranger News. Any and alllnfo~tlon presented in the Stranger News is meant completely in jeset.e..rbere is nute or no factual basis for aD.y of the stones pUblls~d In ~lS, Issue, .and any ~d all names and characters menll~ned. while they may be in many ways similar to real persons. are fictional, If you happen to be one or more of the characters contained within this Issue. we Sincerely hope that you regard this issue with the light-hearted manner in which it was created. Thank you, and enjoy. EDITORIAL POLICY .. page 4 Hasenjager set to join World Wrestling Federation partner for the upcoming WresUeMania XLIII Fonner UW-P wrestler an.dI caught his eye", Trevor Hasenjager said the former UW-P di hi If for lif d rea res rmse or be as stan out. Taylor and a WWF superstar. Hasenjager have been wrestling coach Jim working out together Koch said of the since the announcement Hasenjager departure, of their partnership was "Hey, if Lawrence first made official early Taylor called me up and last week. The unlikely asked me [0 wrestle with pair are scheduled to him against the likes of faceoff againstNick a Nick Bockwinkle, BockwinkJe and Bam Bam Bigelow or Milwaukee's own "the the legendary Crusher" in a tune-up "Crusher", I'd be there bout at Racine's in a second. This is Memorial Hall April once in a lifetime 15th before challenging oppnrtunity, he'd be for the Tag-team nuts not to do it." championship May 2nd. UW-Parkside UW-Parkside wrestler to join forces with Lawrence Taylor by Scott Fragale Fresh off his victory at the NAJA National Championshi ps last week, Trevor Hasenjager has opted to forgo his senior season at UW-Parkside for the pros. Hasenjager made the announcement immediately upon returning home from Nationals and receiving a call from former N.F.L. linebacking great Lawrence Taylor. «He said that he was our scouting for a Tag-team Wolff to pitch for replacement Brewers Wendy Wolff by Scott Fragale UW-Parkside women's softball player makes it to the show After an impressive start to the college softball season, UW-Parkside's Wendy Wolff has signed a minor-l~ague contract with the Milwaukee Brewers. Wolff. who jumped out of the blocks this season with a 10-0 reco-rd and a microscopic.79 era, signed a 3~year- $2.5 million contract with tbe Milwaukee club Wednesday. "I was upset when this whole strike thing first started, but that contract 1just signed made me forget how mad 1 was in a hurry. 1 don't know who is to blame for this strike, but I'd sure like to thank them for helping me become a millionaire. 1 talked to manager Phil Gamer yesterday and be told me I might even get to start on opening day, is this a great country or what," said the former UW-Parkside pitcher. .ports Jeopardy Students! Save 50°0 to -Do you earn less than 10,000a year? -Is you're GPA 2.0 or above? -Are you a full time student? (12 credits or more per semester) If you answered yes to these questions call Suzan Wright at 595-2277to see if you qualify for a tuition discount. Due to budget reductions only 20 will be awarded for the Fall '95 semester. 'That's it." said Pippen. "1 demand to be traded to the Washington Bullets, so 1 can play with Chris Webber." On the flip side, Ranger Walkers were thrilled. "Can I get his autograph?" asked Will (Worms) Leggett. "This is awesome," said Will VanAxen. "I guess basketball was just too easy for him." "He's so hot," said Sue Kisting as she fainted from the shocking news. "I've always wanted to be like Mike," said Dave Michielli, "Now, I get to train with him." The two-time ex-Bull has already purchased a team bus for the racewalking team, which has "Walk Jordan" painted on the side. In addition, Nike is planning a new line. of Jordan racewalking shoes. But just how good can the 32-year-old Jordan get? "The fact that he's 6'6'· will help," said De Witt. "It might take a little while for Michael to learn the technique, but once he does, look out." Will Jordan ever return for a third Stranger News Apri/1, 1995 What kind of Bull is this? time? "1 don't want to completely close that door, but it's almost shut," said Jordan. "There are no strikes in racewalking, so ('II really be able to focus." Jordan's first race will be at the Penn Relays on APril 29th. Nelson to settle baseball strike Army to find a resolution to the seven-month long strike. President Clinton answered questions concerning the Nelson appointment by saying, "He was the only other guy out there that 1 think can get this thing resolved. If he can't get it done, nobody can" . The president later added, "Plus, J'd really like him on my side in the upcoming election. He's a very influential person and his huge following cannot be taken lightly." Jordan quits basketball again for .....Racewalking by Al Heppner Air Jordan has been grounded. To the delight of Orlando Magic fans everywhere, Jordan announced yesterday that he is once again stepping of the court. This time, however, Jordan won't be swinging at baseballs, he'll be swaying around the track. But he'll have to keep his feet on the ground if he wants to be successful at racewalking, a sport in which one foot must maintain contact with the ground at all times. Jordan immediately puts the spotlight on a track-and-field event of which most people have never even heard. "I just wanted to try something new," said Jordan. "I know it takes time to become a good racewalker, but I'm willing to put in the work." He will train with Coach Mike De Witt and the rest of the UW-Parkside Racewalking Team. "This is the greatest thing to happen to the sport of racewalking," said De Witt. "We're thrilled that he's coming here." Bulls teammates were shocked. "I really thought he was back for good this time," said B.J. Armstrong. "This is really hard to take right (sob) now." Scottie Pippen was the most disgruntled Bull. Scott Fragale-Sports Editor I President Clinton appoints C.J. Nelson Ito mediate baseball negotiations UW-Parkside's own C.J. Nelson was chosen by President Clinton to take over the mediation duties formerly held by William Usury one week before the scheduled start of the baseball season. Nelson, the outspoken Ranger sports columnist, was weary of the appointment at first, but reluctantly accepted the job. "1 rarely take any stock in anything he (Clinton) has to say, but gosh darn it, I need my baseball". said Nelson. Nelson is expected to use the hardline negotiating skills he learned in the WISCONSIN I.,'~l',~~' So.....Y.OU RE NEAR THE END OF YOUR COLLEGE CAREER, TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT REPAYING STUDENT LOANS, LIFE INSURANCE, HOME LOANS, CAR PAYMENTS, AND ALL THE OTHER FUN STUFF THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. MAYBE YOU VE ALREADY KNOCKED UP SOME CHICK AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT TOO BUT DON T WORRY TH ERE SHELP! MICHIGAN HAS HELD ON TO THE UPPER PENINSULA FAR TOO LONG. TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTLY WISCONSIN S FOR MORE I'NFORMATION, TRAINING, AND A RIFLE, CALLYOUR LOCALARMY NATIONAL GUARD REPRESENTATIVE AT 555-6496 NATIONAL GUARD Americans At Their Best! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Loop 500 RANGER photo by Brian Passino Marketing Club is sponsoring Loop 500, a bike race around Inner Loop Road on Wednesday, May 6 from 1-2 p.m. Teams must consist of two males and two females and there is a $5 entry fee. Prizes are a pitcher of beer, T-shirts and champagne. "Inside Russia Today" by Jeff Wicks A s lide presentation sponsored by the Library Learning Center "Inside Russia Today," was shown by visiting Professor Dan McGovern on April 22. The slides were taken during a recent tour by McGovern and 10 Parkside students between March 8 and March 24. McGovern commented that the tour quite visibly "showed various aspects of Russian life." Among the various places the group visited in the Soviet Union were Moscow, Leningrad and Tallinn. The presentation provided an in - depth look inside the Iron Curtain and gave insight to little - known places and inhabitants of the USSR. The group entered the USSR from Finland and traveled to the Kremlin (which means fortress) and was amazed at the architecture of the buildings, some of which dated back to the 15th century. McGovern pointed out that Russians enjoy very large statues and monuments and, as a result, there are many in Moscow. McGovern said that Moscow was drab mostly due to the old buildings and cathedrals of w hich there are many, as compared to Leningrad, which has white, more modern buildings and open space. The people in Moscow are "rude," according to McGovern, but this could be attributed to the long lines of people who must wait for food and merchandise goods. McGovern said that the Soviet people are generally friendly to foreigners and often curious about the Western world. The people there talk little about the military and only are dimly aware about their involvement in Afghanistan, although soldiers and police of a ll kinds are present in Moscow, according to McGovern. Although there are many cathedrals in the USSR, they are only preserved because of their design and age since religion is rigidly controlled by the government. As McGovern put it, there are 250 discoes in Moscow, a city of 8 million, but only 6 active churches. Since belief in any kind of God is frowned upon, cases have been known to happen when mothers teaching children about God are declared mentally ill and placed in institutions, and the children put up for adoption. McGovern feels that the Soviet Union's biggest problem in domestic affairs is an acute housing, food and merchandise shortage, which is not due to money, but rather to not enough growth in the field of construction, agriculture, and goods. He stated that the Soviet government is not allocating enough supplies to these resources. McGovern said these problems are obvious with extremely long waits for such basic items as bread and t-shirts, items which Americans usually take for granted. "We don't know how lucky we are when we go to the grocery store," he said. Also, apartments are overcrowded, and housing is scarce according to McGovern. The group was able to experience this firsthand during their trip. McGovern said that there is "no economic incentive" to produce quality and quantity things like construction, especially in comparison to Western standards. INSIDE... • Joint orchestra concert • Women's Softball to nationals. Delay action on revising Breadth of Knowledge by Ken Meyer Editor The Academic Policies Committee (APC) decided Thursday, April 23, to slow down the timetable for the proposed revision of the Breadth of Knowledge requirement. The implementation of the Breadth of Knowledge proposal is being planned for new students beginning in the fall of 1983 a nd the APC is scheduling action by the Faculty Senate for the fall of 1981. The proposal had previously been planned to take effect in the fall of 1982 after Faculty Senate action during this spring semester. The time between now and fall 1981 will be spent considering the input from various campus parties and revising the proposal. The Committee will meet in a day - long session Monday, May 18 in the Galbraith Conference Room, WLLC, to discuss possible alternatives to revise the proposal. The APC has received input from many areas including students, each of the eight academic divisions and Educational Support. Students expressed their concerns in an April 10 student forum. The two predominant comments were that the Breadth of Knowledge requirement is a good idea, but the present program is good enough and that students need more courses in their majors, not in the Breadth of Knowledge. The current proposal, wrote Prof. Robert Canary in his submission to the APC, "would have required about 10 credit hours more than present requirements for the average student — less for some, more for others. The issue here is the advantages of strengthening general .education versus the disadvantages of reducing further the students' freedom of choice and of making it difficult for students in a few pre - professional majors to graduate within 120 credits." Other issues the APC received comments on include: maintaining a "magic list" of approved courses; redefining certain phrasing of the proposal; making options consist of the same number of credits; the specific requirements in the areas of foreign language, studio / practicum courses, and laboratory experience; and the lack of a physical education requirement. GOV• An ex-educator talks Dreyfus: a^out uw system Lee Sherman Dreyfus became governor of Wisconsin after serving as chancellor at UWStevens Point from 1967-78. He came to UW-SP from UWMadison where he was a professor of speech and radio-television education. Gov. Dreyfus holds three degrees from the UW: a B.A. in speech (1949), an M.A. in Radio/Television (1952), and a Ph.D. in Rhetoric, Propaganda and Persuasion (1957). In September of 1978, he defeated Robert Kasten, the party-endorsed candidate, in the Republican gubernatorial primary. In November of that year, he unseated Acting Governor Martin Schreiber, carrying 53 of the state's 72 counties. This interview took place in the Governor's office on .Friday, March 13. The transcript is unedited except where insertions and deletions would aid continuity. Brackets and elipses mark any changes in the text. Initials (MW) for Mark Wurl and (LSD) for Lee Sherman Dreyfus are used throughout. Mark Wurl, from Tomahawk, WI., is a senior Communications major at UW-SP. MW: Governor, my first question is about the transition that took place from being an educator and then going on to be governor. What a major change. LSD: Well, in my case it was something that wasn't unique. I was the second person to leave the university presidency to run for governor. Woodrow Wilson had done it in 1910 at Princeton, except his was a private school, and this was a public institution. So I had the initial problem of trying to get where I was with regents. Some wanted me to, and some wanted to not allow me to. So the first problem was the initial transition of simply going unemployed for nine months and borrowing the money out of my insurances to live. Then the movement to the campaign I don't see as all that different from the manner and style from which I operated on that campus. MW: As far as special interests go, do you consider the UW system a special interest? LSD: Sure. Of course. Why not? They have a single factor agenda. They don't have any responsibility for the whole state, they have a responsibility for the University of Wisconsin. MW: I'd like to focus on the university a little bit. It's becoming less a priority in the state's budget. LSD: It has been continuously since, I suppose one could say, the sixties. MW: You're sympathetic as far as being an educator for 28 years. Where does this deprioritization stop? What is the appropriate level of funding? LSD: Well, I'm not sure. First of all, I guess I won't really say that it was a matter of deprioritization, Continued On Page Two Photo by Gary LeBouton GOV. LEE DREYFUS 2 Thursday, April 30,1981 RANGER Continued From Page One if that term is applicable. What has happened since the midsixties, other priorities have begun to gain in ascendance in human services other than higher education. One of them is clearly in the area of the elderly, and they are increasing in number. And medical care. One is the care of children, and particularly children where they are dependent. And j ust start down the line and say "where is the money going?" But the key one, the key shift was that the state take on the responsibility of raising taxes and sending it back to local governments. And now that priority has absolutely mushroomed, and all those have grown at such a rate that they have come around and by-passed the university. MW: Recent articles state that faculty in the UW system have lost substantial buying power. We stand in danger of losing good faculty to the private sector. LSD: I'm not sure that is true. I hear that all the time. This last go around, the last bi-ennium, I was able to give the faculty what amounts to the biggest slug they've had in some time in terms of dollars totally going in. I can't make up a whole decade, obviously, and while the state had it, I tried to share it. Right now, the state doesn't have it. The movement of faculty into the private sector; may be true, except maybe they haven't taken a good look at the private sector. Some very capable, experienced, skilled people right not are in jeopardy in their jobs. We've got over a hundred thousand more people unemployed than we had here a year and a half ago. So any notion that there is a place for the faculty to go in the private sector, and start at the level they're at, simply is not realistic. I think that is not the case. And as faculty begin to look genuinely at the private sector, I think they're going to find out that it isn't there, either. This thing is hitting everybody. MW: The image of the university system has obviously declined. What can you do to improve this image? LSD: Tell me what you mean by that, because I don't think the image of the University system has obviously declined. In fact, I think it has increased. MW: There has been some bad press, well, the article explaining the 300 faculty members that were making over $45,000; that's not really good. LSD: That's at odds with the faculty that claim they're all going to jump into the private sector, when the biggest number of people who make more than $40,000 are all housed in the university. MW: This is as far as the taxpayers' perspective. LSD: Oh, I see. MW: And they will look at the Chancellor at Milwaukee, and the problems over there. LSD: Oh, I see. Alright. I thought you meant its academic quality image. I hear all of that, but I do not really see that around the country. What you're talking about is that while the University sees itself as being shorted in funds, and not getting enough money from the government, there are aspects of public stories that suggest to the average worker and taxpayer that the University has plenty of money because of the salaries paid to the highest paid faculty and administrators. MW: There have been some accusations that, not knowing what your background was before you became governor, that they'd never know it was in education. They think that you might be afraid to say more for education for fear of favoritism, cr (maintaining) impartiality. Dreyfus talks about UW System Photo by Gary LeBouton GOV. LEE DREYFUS LSD: I've tried not to do that. In fact, I get a mixed bag. I've had some people say that you favor education. Well, as a matter of fact, when I first put the cuts through, 4.4%, I tried to do it across the board. I tried to tag education just as hard as the schools and every other program. That was first denied; that the authority given to me by the legislature was not upheld in the courts. Then I went to the legislature and said here again, do it equally, keep the priorities the same. The legislature said no, that we're going to cut the University 4.4, but we won't cut the schools 3.0 — in that case — and we won't cut the cities as much. Now I wind up having to make that up. Therefore, where do I cut? State government, what's left? Half of the state op's is the University. And since I don't have the option of a balanced budget. . . So in one sense, for a while they were saying "Ah ha," look what's happened. I had Senator Risser saying here's the worst administration for the University in the history of the University. Then a week later, when it turns out that the Secretary of Administration had, in fact, pointed out that the University didn't take 4.4, they charged the students a $30 su rcharge, which meant they really took about a 3.3. Then when the next cut came through, (Department of Administration Secretary Kenneth) Lindner found and said 'Look, here's federal money, or here's money in an account for fringe benefits where you had over budgeted. Instead of taking that money away from you, we'll let you keep that, and that will help mitigate this.' The I got charged with favoritism, and by the same senators in the same parties. And that I tend to look on as political rhetoric, once I hear two different points of view and charges coming out of the same political party. MW: Hindsight is 20/20 and not always good. Giving back the surplus was a decision you made. LSD: Yes. MW: In retrospect, was that a wise move? LSD: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed now at legislators who say he gave it back. As I remember, the Vote to give back the surplus was four votes short of unanimity in both houses! It was unanimous in the Senate, and it was minus four in the Assembly. There's no question in my mind that if that surplus had been there, we'd have thrown money around in a pile of favorite programs. We would have created programs, had greater expectations than we have now, that we would now be faced with cutting back. We would now be faced with cutting the very expectations we set in motion. They question my mind about it. There is no way in which you could have a cookie jar with a lid on it that's strong enough that would have saved it. Secondly, I think that with the ravages of inflation, the people themselves needed that money to offset inflation. So at least for a year, Wisconsin citizens didn't feel inflation like anybody else. And it created 6,700 jobs in this state, which was pretty handy. You put that whole run together, that becomes absolutely critical. The last point is this: every time I hear some bleeding r ^BUDGET PRINT * CENTER Inttant printing cantar budget in price but high in quality For ALL Your Printing Needs - • No Job Too Big or Too Small • • Layout & Art Work • Photostats • Rubber Stamps • Circulars • Business Forms • Business Stationery • Letterheads • Envelopes • Business Cards • Letters • Notices • Flyers • Resumes • Sales Bulletins • Newsletters • Books • Pamphlets • Journals • Ruled Forms • Catalog Sheets • Price Lists INVITATIONS FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION Engagements • Weddings • Births • Commencements • Bar Mitzvahs. etc 1207 60th Street Kenosha, Wl 53140 legislator saying it's gone forever, and we shouldn't have given it back, they can have it back. I don't know why they think it's gone forever. Absolutely not! It can be taken back from the people, but this time if they want to put that tax back to get it, this time they must vote for it. They don't get the free ride they got from inflation with nobody voting for it. I've got the Senate majority leader (William) Bablitch who, in the tenure he's been in this Senate, has never had to vote for a tax increase on the people. That's very handy. This time I've got it back to where we're talking about taxation by representation, not inflation. If he wants the money back, all he's got to do (is) put in a bill, raise the tax rates and reraise the taxes of the people, and you can get the money back. MW: As an educator, or rather, as Chancellor, you should know where some of the fat might lie within the system. Where . . . can the budget be trimmed? LSD: Well, I haven't been that close to the budgets, and as I remember my own budgets at Stevens Point, I really question the word "fat." In some cases, I think it is now at a point because erf the so-called savings, it isn't "fat" we're looking for really. It's a matter of saying 'Find out what is quite not as important and make the priority decision.' Every time, for example, when the University came in with a program — let's say minority access money, and I denied that — what I'm saying to them is don't tell me that we must add money for minority access, because to tell me that is to tell me that every single program in the University is of a higher priority than serving minority students. If they're going to say that, I want them to say it up front and publicly, and they'll hear what the public reaction is. So when I deny that, I'm saying I assume you'll do that, because To the Editor: that a very high priority. Now you decide what is it you've been doing that's been nice, but it is not that essential, and what are we going to back off of. The only place I suspect that you get fat in any kind of a system of civil service and tenure is that you do get some people that once they're in a permanently protected status become non-productive. Not a lot Not as much as I think the general public believes, but you do get some, and they really aren't working all that hard, and they aren't doing all that much work They're not as easily followed as our garbage trucks in Milwaukee, but if they were, I'm sure there would be similar kinds of articles. MW: From Governor, do you go back into education? LSD: That's my goal. I miss my teaching, I miss the campus. I will teach some things differently. I've done some teaching out here on the hill. Every so often I get a shot at it, and I really, absolutely still enjoy it. And my goal, ultimately, is to return to Stevens Point. I have my home there, I still vote there, and technically, I still have tenure there. If I run for another term, well, that's another matter. MW: Is that your decision then that you're going to run? LSD: No, that is a decision I wouldn't make probably until close to a year from now. MW: Or, you really beat Kasten, and Kasten beat Nelson. Are you going to go after Proxmire? LSD: Ha, ha, ha. You know, I finally got to a point where I said so often that I wasn't going to find a good answer ... My intention is to come back to Stevens Point after doing what I came down here to do, and it's an intention that's mutually held by the Democrats who would like to send me back just as soon as they possibly can. Don't forget your PSGA President To the Editor: This letter is to the students more than the editor. It deals with that person whose name couldn't have been forgotten a month ago; mainly because it was plastered on most of the walls on campus. Yes, that's right. It is none other than your PSGA President whose name is? I hope you didn't forget already. That's not because I want to be remembered by all of Parkside BUT I do want to be remembered by those on campus who have problems or difficult situations. I am paid to be President and I am willing to stand up for student rights. If you have a grievance about the happenings with administration or student groups (PAB, SOC, PSGA or Ranger) you have at least one person to go to for assistance. I'm not a 4.0, but I do know how to cut through bureaucratic B.S. a little faster and can try to limit a student's grief to as little as possible. The main point is that I won't be hurting when a problem arises (I hope) but I'll sure try to solve it if I can — but I can't solve problems t h a t I d on ' t kno w e x i s t . . . . Jim Kreuser PSGA President P S. - My office hours are 12-1 every day of the week in Union Square. Phone (414)652-3398 ...one stop for all your printing needs J ganger Ken Meyer Editor waMirh"f»"<' Business Manager .U News Editor : r! 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' ^fusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, April 30,1981 International dimension added to computer fair Telecommunication networks for personal computer users, offering access to services ranging from electronic mail delivery to comparison shopping in your own living room, are among "Information Age" facets of microcomputer technology which will be demonstrated at Parkside's Fifth Computer Fair on Saturday, May 2, from 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. in Molinaro Hall. Focus of the fair is on uses of microcomputers, the small, relatively inexpensive personal computers which can be programmed for tasks ranging from helping kids with homework and keeping track of your bank balance to performing a variety of jobs in business and industry. Previous fairs have drawn thousands of microcomputer buffs from throughout the Upper Midwest. This year's fair will add an international dimension, according to Prof. Donald Piele, who is coordinating the event. Programming contests for junior and senior high school students have been a feature of the fair since its beginning. This year, through Creative Computing magazine, Piele issued an invitation for sponsors in other locations to run simultaneous contests using the same problems that will be given participants at the Parkside contest. More than 400 responses have rolled in from the U. S., Canada, England, Australia, Germany and Ecuador. Winners of the contest at Parkside will be tabulated during the fair and presented at an awards address beginning at 3 p. m. in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. Winners of the international competition will be tabulated when returns are complete from the various contest locations. The awards address will be given by Jim Rutt, a representative of "The Source," a telecommunication network which lets owners of personal computers or terminals with a special telephone hook - up device obtain access to a wide variety of information including stock quotations, a restaurant guide, weather and travel data and a buyers service as well as a variety of business, scientific, home management and educational programs. Originally conceived as an information system for commercial users, "The Source" is made available to "non-primetime" personal computer users from 6 p. m. to 8 p. m. at non - commercial rates. The system, which will transmit person - to - person letters, already has been installed in the offices of 150 congressmen, according to its parent company, Telecomputing Corporation of America. The firm says there also are plans to install the system in the White House. A variety of microcomputer hardware and software displays will be on exhibit throughout the day and a series of talks on computer developments and applications will be presented beginning at 10 a. m. "Creative Programming for Young Minds," a K - 12 instructional program in logic and thinking skills, will be presented by Dr. Henry Taitt and Marilyn Buxton of Creative Creations (Charleston, 111.), in Molinaro Hall, Room 105, and "Micros in Industry" will be presented by Thomas Hayek (Racine), in Molinaro 107, both at 10 a. m. "The Apple II Computer as a Teachers' Aid" will be discussed by Jim Hamilton of Gilmore Junior High (Racine), in Union Room 104, and "The FOURTH (Computer) Language" will be discussed by Bruce Langenbach of the Parkside Computer Club, in Molinaro 107, bot h at 11 a. m. "VISICALC (Electronic Worksheet) - Software Hit of the 80s" by Bob Pinkerton of M&I Bank, and Jeff Preston of S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc., Racine, will be presented in Molinaro 105 at noon. "Regent - A Multiple PET System" by Dennis Woitekaitis of PETTED Microsystems of Milwaukee in Molinaro 105, and "The Development of Computer Languages" by Loren Buchanan of the Parkside Computer Club will be presented in Molinaro 107, both at 1p . m., and "The Apple II" by Lance Evans of Colortron Computer Division of Racine will be discussed in Union 104 at 2 p. m. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Computer Club. Admission is $1. El Salvador rally on Saturday On May 3rd, a rally will be held in Racine for all interested people. The demands are to stop U. S. intervention in El Salvador, fund human needs, stop the draft, and stop all forms of racism and bigotry. The rally is being put on by the Student Mobilization at Parkside, but is also being sponsored by Kenosha - Racine Political Actions Committee. Kenosha - Racine CISPES (Coalition in Solidarity with the Peoples of El Salvador), Sisters of St. Dominic, Father Don Richards, Rev. Tony Larsen, and many others. The rally begins at 1 p. m. in front of the Racine Post Office. The march will proceed to the City Hall where speakers and music will be provided. An organizational meeting will be held Wednesday, April 29, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. All interested people may attend. Energy research lab toured On Saturday, April 4, about 20 UW - Parkside students, members of the Physics Club toured Argonne National Laboratory. Argonne is a national research facility located on 1700 acres, 25 miles southwest of Chicago. The lab deals primarily in energy research and is under the U. S. Department of Energy. Most students found that the term laboratory was somewhat misleading. Due to the large scale of most of their projects the areas toured resembled an industrial complex more than a conventional laborartory. Many of the projects that were toured seemed to have uncertain futures due to budget cuts. The tour consisted of a brief orientation and overview of the whole facility, and a guided walk through some of the projects. The group visited the proton accelerator project which is one of the only accelerators in the world that will provide a polarized beam, a beam where the majority of the protons have the same spin orientation. Students also saw the construction of an MHD magnet. This is a new energy process using coal. Magnetohydrodynamics (MHD) converts heat directly into electricity by passing a hot ionized gas or liquid through a magnetic field. This type of electrical generation could increase plant efficiences while reducing thermal and particulate pollution. Another type of energy conversion viewed was Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion (OTEC). This process uses the temperature gradient in the ocean to heat a liquid with a low boiling point (like amonia) into steam in order to run turbines to generate electricity. Then the steam runs downward to the cooler water, where it condenses, and the cycle continues. Project Hearthfire is a design for a nuclear fusion reactor. Fusion looks like a promising energy form, but as yet, has not been successful. Project Hearthfire is a commercially feasible Tokamak type reactor to determine the engineering requirements of a fusition reactor. The Physics Club is open to anyone interested in physics. The next Physics Club meeting will be Friday, April 17, when club elections will be held and a film shown. The meeting will be at noon in Greenquist room 230. DNR Secretary to speak C.D. "Buzz" Besadny, Secretary of Wisconsin's Department of Natural Resources, will discuss current environmental issues that affect Southeastern Wisconsin on Wednesday, May 6, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall 105. The meeting was arranged by UWExtension. The audience will have the opportunity to ask questions and make concerns known. There is no fee, but phone reservations by May 1 are requested. Interested individuals may ?all U.W.- Extension at 553-2312. Law workshop offered The UW - System American Ethnic Studies Coordinating Committee (AESCC), operated under the auspices of the Urban Corridor Consortium, is holding its 2nd Annual Green Bay Colloquim on Ethnicity and Public Policy on Friday, May 29, and Saturday, May 30, 1981. The Colloquium, being held on the campus of the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay, will focus on the theme "The Law: Ethnic Group Interests and the Social Good." Eight papers will be presented and discussed by such distinguished scholars as Raoul Berger, Nathan Glazer, Manning Marable and Robert O'Neil, President of the University of Wisconsin System. Under the general theme, two papers will be presented and discussed in the following categories: (i) The Law: Foundations of Public Policy; (ii) The Law: Education; (iii) The Law: Employment; and (iv) The Law: Race, Class and Ethnic Neighborhoods. Attendance is free and open to all. For information on lodging, meals, attendance, the agenda, contact Thomas V. Tennesen, AESCC Program Coordinator, c/o UW - Milwaukee - Bolton 840, P. O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI53201 or at (414) 963-4700/6701. Yfa. Real fosfKcfor-jbtthd/ Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department -Records—Sheet Music- —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654 2932 Written by Tom Stoppard... Directed by Norman Gano April 29, 30 at 8:00 PM.. . May 1, 2 at 8:00 PM... 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The joint concert is sponsored by UW - Parkside and the two community orchestras and tickets at $5 each are available at the UW TypiNG professional, fast dissertations, books, etc. -editing service •brochures & posters designed • charts & graphs PHONE 681 0931 (if no answer, 634-7976) this ad will run only once - please save. - P Information Center, the Kenosha Orchestra office at 2717 - 67th St., and the Racine Orchestra Office at 744 Main St. Votapek will perform Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1 in B-flat minor Op 23. The orchestra also will present Mahler's Symphony No. 1 in D Major (The Titan). The program will open with Fanfare for a Festive Occasion by Wisconsin - born Otto Luening, who will be present for the concert and will be composer - in - residence at UW - Parkside during the f ollowing week. Votapek also has Wisconsin ties. Born in Milwaukee in 1939, he began his musical studies at the age of 9 at the Wisconsin Conservatory, an institution which RALPH VOTAPEK has evolved from a school founded by Luening's father in Milwaukee. Votapek later studied at Northwestern University, the Manhattan School of Music and the Julliard School. His principal teachers were Rosina Lhevinne and Robert Goldsand. He made his New York debut in 1959 as a result of the prestigious Naumburg award which he won that year. He won the Van Cliburn Competition in 1962 and rocketed into international prominence. His appearances with major U. S. orchestras include a number of engagements with the Chicago Symphony. His annual tours of South and Central America include many engagements during each trip. U. S. audiences hear him frequently on the PBS-TV network. Votapek recently toured the USSR on the invitation of the Russian government performing in recital and as soloist with orchestras in Leningrad and other major cities, where his concerts were sell - outs. Votapek lives in East Lancing, Mich., where he is artist - in - residence at Michigan State University. His wife Albertine also is a pianist. A London Times critic has called Votapek "a pianist of imagination and style" and a Buenos Aires critic hailed him as "a star of the first magnitude." Washington Post critic Paul Hume said "In the years since 1962 when he won first place in the first Cliburn Competition ... he has solidified the assets of complete technical assurance and wide ranging musical interests which gained him that prize." Luening visits campus SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Wisconsin - born composer Otto Luening will begin his third visit to the Parkside campus as composer - in - residence with a concert of "Music by Otto Luening and friends" at 3:30 p. m. on Sunday, May 3, in the Communication Arts Theater. All of the composers are Wisconsinites either by birth or residence. The A EVEN IN SPACE' THE ULTIMATE ENEMY IS STILL MAN concert is part of the New Music at Parkside Series. Admission is $2 for adults; $1 for students and senior citizens. Three Luening works are programmed: Sextet, conducted by Scott Mather and performed by Frank Suethoz, flute; Timothy Bell, clarinet; Cynthia Crump, horn; Cynthia Cernak Devan, violin; Patience Balcom, viola; and Harry Sturm, cello; his Bassoon Sonata, performed by Daryl Durran, bassoon, and August Wegner, piano; and a group of his songs, performed by Martha Dodds, soprano, and Barbara English Maris, piano. Also on the program are John Downey's Eastlake Terrace and Edges with the composer at the piano; Chester Biscardi's Tartini performed by Ms. Devan, violin; Carol Bell, piano; and Wegner's Encore Piece: A Little Minor Blues with the composer at the piano. Wegner is a Parkside faculty member, Downey is a UW - Milwaukee faculty member and Biscardi is a Kenosha native, who teaches at Sarah Lawrence College. Luening also will give a public talk (Mi his long and lively career as a musician on Monday, May 4, at 2 p. m. in the Communication Arts Building, Room D-118. On Wednesday, May 6, the Bradford High School Orchestra will perform his Wisconsin Suite at 7:30 p. m. in Reuther Alternative High School (Old Bradford) in Kenosha. There is an admission charge. Luening's Wisconsin visit also will include a talk at the 16th annual Milwaukee Bookfellows' book and author dinner at 7 p. m. on May 5 at the Pfister Hotel in Milwaukee. 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Recent discoveries about the reproduction of Poecilia formosa by Balsano and colleague Ellen M. Rasch of East Tennessee State Medical School may mean rewriting one part of classical evolution theory, re-examination and possibly re-interpretation of some cancer research data and the finding of a key to better fisheries management. Poecilia formosa made its first big splash two years ago when Balsano provided the "first reported evidence of paternal inheritance in a fish thought to reproduce asexually" at the annual meeting of the American Society of Ichthyologists (who study fish) and Herpotologists (who study reptiles). The evidence was obtained from transplantation of spleen tissue, electrophoresis of several proteins and measurements of the is no question that this same mechanism also disrupts adaptive gene complexes and, consequently, a variety of mechanisms have evolved to counteract the reshuffling of the genetic deck. "I postulate that Poecilia formosa has evolved to the stage of taking advantage of the best of two reproductive strategies: by reproducing most often by gynogenesis, adaptive genes are preserved and perpetuated clonally ; by occasionally allowing male inheritance to contribute to the offspring, new pre-adapted genes are incorporated into unisexual clones," Balsano said. Thus, the discovery of paternal inheritance in some Poecilia formosa may indicate how the fish escaped extinction. But Balsano and Rasch's research poses potential problems for cancer researchers, who have used the fish for studies of tumor induction and for screening certain kinds of chemotherapeutic agents precisely because they believed that Poecilia formosa ALWAYS reproduced by gynogenesis, providing a pure genetic strain. The importance of a pure genetic strain in animal research is that it allows researchers to repeat experiments and re-test drugs using many different individuals without considering PROF. JOSEPH BALSANO with aquariums housing breeding colony of Poecilia in UW-Parkside laboratory. DNA in blood cells to indicate a chromosome number. For years scientists viewed Poecilia formosa as a unisexual species which is also "gynogenetic," a term signifying that all the offspring inherit only the mother's chromosomes and all daughters are clones of the mother. Poecilia formosa reproduces by mating with males of two other species of Poecilia — sperm from those bisexual species is necessary to trigger development of the Poecilia formosa egg — but inheritance is in most cases strictly maternal. When male inheritance is added to female inheritance, the offspring are hybrids with a genetic abnormality called triplody in which three genetically separate sets of c hromosomes occur in the cells of a single organism rather than the usual two sets. "In classical theory, unisexuality is thought to be an evolutionary dead end," Balsano explained. "This is due to the absence of genetic recombination — combined inheritance from the male and the female lines — found in unisexual organisms. Recombination is thought to provide living things, plant and animal, simple or complex, with the ability to adapt to environmental changes. "High levels of genetic variability have become intimately associated with the concepts of species survival," Balsano said. "In higher organisms including humans, sexual reproduction is perhaps the most often cited mechanism to insure species survival. Yet there offspring are genetically identical. "Our current studies clearly indicate that paternal inheritance heredity as a factor to account for variations in results since all must be considered in interpretation of experimental data from Poecilia formosa. Some clones may be more likely to allow paternal inheritance than others," Balsano said. That means that some previous results of cancer research may be suspect and some studies may need to be repeated or reevaluated in light of the new information, he added. Under the new NSF grant Balsano will be attempting to produce genetically defined clones from known lineages of Poecilia formosa. He will determine which clones are stable and which permit paternal inheritance. Such fish would be made available to cancer researchers and other investigators. "Our continuing studies of Poecilia formosa as a model unisexual species originating in nature will provide an opportunity to examine some of the underlying premises and long range consequences of current use of hybridization, radiation, temperature shocking or hormonal treatments to obtain nonreproducing populations of game fish, non-breeding herbivorous fish such as grass carp, or to obtain self-eliminating predator populations," Balsano said. "Similarly, our work to clarify factors responsible for the production and maintenance of triploid forms of Poecilia may have significant implications for improving fishery production through the selective culture of polyploid fishes with improved potentials for efficient channeling of energy intake into useable produce." RANGER photo by Kim Schlater REHEAaSEo f?n The«RS?1 'nspector Hound" Performances will continue through May 2at 8p.m. and May 3 at 2 p.m. in the Communication Arts Studio Theater. Contact PSGA works for you by Jim Kreuser PSGA President Well, now that I am in office I'm sure that you have noticed all those radical changes happening that were rumored about me in the election. Don't worry; I don't see them either. But I do see the outside pad, west of Union Square being enlarged and the physical plant working on the fence to encompass the outside recreational area. Putting this plan into reality was my first goal as President of your student government. It has been a long while since the students of Parkside received something tangible for their segregated university fees. Another item that the Senate and I have been working on is the new proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge (BOK). The BOK that might have been voted on in May by the Faculty Senate was delayed until next fall. This was done with the cooperation of the faculty and with the success of the Student Forum staged by PSGA. I was against the new proposal BOK as it stood and will be working with administration over the summer to arrive at an effective and worthwhile Breadth of Knowledge for Parkside. Those were just two of the projects that PSGA has worked on this month. Some individual needs were also met in these past few weeks. This is what student government is all about. I only wish more people would take advantage of the services provided by PSGA. Meeting set A general information meeting for those persons interested in volunteering in the Kinship Program will be held Thursday, April 30 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001-80th Stre et, Kenosha. The Kinship Program is designed to befriend and help children from single parent families by matching them with mature adults with good character. Those adults interested in becoming Kinspersons and their spouses or special friends are encouraged to attend this meeting. For further information, call the Kinship office, 658-0151. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In Union at 12:00 Jazz Ensembles prepare concert University of Wisconsin - Parkside Jazz Ensemble will present their spring concert under the direction of Prof. Tim Bell, and the Bradford High School Jazz Ensemble will provide a guest program segment, at 8 p. m. on Tuesday, May 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. The award - winning UW-P Ensemble I will perform such well - known favorites as Count Basie's "Shiny Stockings", Woody Herman's "Reunion at Newport", "Old Man River" and "Won't You Please Come Home, Bill Bailey". Tim Fox will be soloist for Jack Cortner's "Secret Love," Tom Allsage will solo on Mark Taylor's "Lonely Tears" and Allsage and Pat Odell will be soloists for Billy Byers' "Doodle Doodle." Jazz Ensemble II will perform works by Duke Ellington, Don Dimick, Bob Lowder and Bill Holman and the Bradford Ensemble will draw its repertoire from works by Rich Shanklin, Robert Curnow, Taylor and Sammy Nestico. The Bradford Ensemble, directed by Alex Sabo, won first place among 48 compe ting bands at this year's Green Bay Jazz Festival and also took top honors in the LaCrosse Jazz Festival where bands from Wisconsin, Minnesota and Illinois were in competition. The Bradford group also is one of two bands selected to perform with Woody Herman's Thundering Herd in concert at UW-Milwaukee. Admission is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. W FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. The 4Ma4mi KENOSHA SAVINGS AND U)AN ASSOCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. SALES - PARTS 552-7070 County Hwy. "H" At Hwy. 11, Sturtovant, Wi». LIMITED FINANCIAL AID SUMMER SESSION 1981 Aid For Summer 1981 Will Be Restricted To: National Direct Student Loans (NDSL) Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) Wisconsin Direct Loans (WDL) College Work Study (CWS) No grant monies are available. Also, NDSL awards will be limited to $300.00 and CWS awards to $1000. GSL/WDL ionHJ but subiect to the maximums of $2500- $3000 INCLUDING amounts received for last summer, fall and spring terms (1980-81). NO APPLICATION FOR SUMMER AID INCLUDING GSL/WDL LOANS WILL BE ACCEPTED OR PROCESSED AFTER JULY 3, 1981. 6 Thursday, April 30,1981 RANGER Coming Events | Armenian workshop offered Thurcdav A I * O A ArmPfl lflM Hicfni*\7 onH r»iilfuThursday, April 30 »*n xr . • vr i • • r Tr I • . . . . . _ P P^3he ?!f1 Ifspe^t0r Hound" at 8 P- m-in CA Studio "B". Admission is *1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $1.50 for others. Tickets are available at the Umon Information Center. Friday, May 1 DANH1HRiS tUde . nr ^Ct,ivlties Awards Banquet at 5 p. m. in the Union Dining Room. ..J? $5. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sir Caddyshack will be shown at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is J,,°r ® Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. InsPector Hound" will be repeated at 8 p. m. in Studio "B". AN<r|E at 8 P- m.- in Union Square featuring "Arroyo". Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $2 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, May 2 COMPUTER FAIR starts at 9 a. m. in the Union Building. Call ext. 2231 for more information. PLAY "The Real Inspector Hound" will be repeated at 8 p. m. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Physical Education Building with the combined Kenosha and Racine Symphonies and featuring Ralph Votapek, at the piano. Admission is $3 for students and senior citizens and $5 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sunday, May 3 PROGRAM "Honors Day Awards" at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. ^'3!je Real Inspector Hound" will be repeated at 2 p. m. in Studio "B". CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Otto Luening a Wisconsin born composer. Admission at the door is $1.00 for students and senior citizens and $2.00 for others. MOVIE "Caddyshack" will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, May 4 h!? cEA?' 3°^.m'111 Main Place with the Parkside Wind Ensemble directed by Scott Mather. The program is free and open to everyone pubHcRE ^ °tt0 Luening flt 2 p. m. in CA D118. The lecture is free and open to the Tuesday, May 5 TSRTiSth th? Pa,*?ide Jazz Ensemble at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Tbeatre Admission is $1 for students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $2 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Armenian history and culture will be the topic of a workshop sponsored by Parkside's Center for Multicultural Studies and I n t e r n a t i o n a l S t u d e n t s Organization from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on S aturday, May 2, at St. Hagop's Armenian Apostolic Church, Racine. Speakers will include Marjorie Housepian Dobkin, associate dean of stu dies at Barnard College and the author of two books, "A Houseful of Love" and "The Smyrna Affair," who will talk on the Armenian genocide, and Karlan Mooradian, a visiting professor of journalism and mass communication at the University of Oklahoma, whose research interests include the history of ancient mass communication, history of art and the USSR and the Near East. Other speakers will include Arpine Khatchadourian, a lecturer in linguistics at UW - Milwaukee, who will talk about Armenian - American literature, and Mitchell Kehetian, editor of the Macomb Daily, a Mount Clemens, (Mich.) newspaper. Panelists for a disussion on the Armenian community in Southeastern Wisconsin will be Racine Attorney Jack Harvey, Milwaukee Judge Victor Manian, Naomi Kalvonjian of Kenosha, and Sarkis Yoghourtjian and Steve Stapanian, two UW - Parkside students. The program also will include films on Armenian history, a folk dance demonstration and an ethnic luncheon. Advance registration is required for the program, which carries one UW - Parkside undergraduate credit, and for the luncheon. Registration and fee information is available from the UW - P Social Science Division at 553-2316. In conjunction with the workshop, a display of materials relating to the Armenian genocide is on display in the UW-P Library Managing group conflict workshop to be held tonight POSTAL INSTANT PRESS A workshop entitled "Managing Conflict Within The Organization" will be presented on Thursday, April 30, from 8-9 p.m. in Greenquist D-105. The workshop will be presented by Kristie Kadziauskas, Manager of Employee Relations at Gettys Mfg. in Racine. Within organizations, conflict of interest arises from time to time between departments or individuals. These conflicts can have either a creative or a destructive outcome, depending on how they are managed. Without the knowledge or awareness of how to turn a conflict situation into a creative one for generating new solutions to problems, the destructive outcome will generally prevail, one in which neither party's problem is resolved and a deterioration of the communicative relationship occurs. The workshop will focus on the communication skills and concepts necessary for a manager to handle these situations so that they can have a positive, creative outcome, which will improve the quality of the working relationships through more effective communication. The workshop is being sponsored by Source Communication Consultants, one of th e simulation groups from Professor Lee Thayer's Introduction to Organizational Communication class. Only BUCK to a Customer WILL GIVE THE BEARER ON DEMAND $1.00 TOWARD ANY RESUME PRINTING WHILE-YOU-WAIT Coates to represent UW-P ONE FAST BUCKi Christie Coates, a junior political science major, has been selected to represent Parkside at a special United Nations seminar this summer. Selection was made by a faculty committee on the basis of co mpetitive applications. Coates will attend a two - week intensive course on international organizations June 15 through 27 at the Institute for World Affairs at UW-Milwaukee and then go to New York for a four - week study Premiere Screening SEE WHAT I SAY SEE WHAT I S AY has been selected as a Finalist in the 1981 American Film Festival, New York Sat. May 9, 3 pm Union Cinema SEE WHAT I SAY WINE AND CHEESE RECEPTION FOLLOWING IMA. *•-..< .mm TICKETS AVAILABLE: $3 UW-P Students; Union Info Desk $6 Public; Kenosha Achievement Center Society's Assets of Racine Developmental Disabilities Info Services of Racine PROCEEDS WIL L BE US ED FOR CAPTIONING THE FILM Co-sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse and Educational Outreach Interpreted for the Hearing Impaired program through July 25. In New York, Coates and other participants will meet with diplomatic representatives from various nations, attend special briefings by UN officials and take classes staffed by UN personnel on current international problems. Coates is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Coates, 2830 Michigan Ave., Racine. After completing work for her undergraduate degree, she plans to attend law school, specializing in international law. Scholarships to be awarded A number of scholarships and other awards for academic excellence will be presented at the Parkside Scholarship Day program at 1 p. m. on Sunday, May 3, in the Union Cinema Theater. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin will present the awards and Prof. Bonnie Smith, history, will give the awards address. The event is sponsored by the Campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee. More than 60 students will be cited for academic achievement. The program, which will precede a reception in the Union Bazaar, will include entertainment by a student flute ensemble and a saxophone quartet. The event is open to the public. CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS DOLL FACE, I hope you don' t catch whatever we have. The Aliens WHOEVER IS MESSING AROUND with Brenda had better watch out for us — 206,210 and a host of others. GATITA: Te quiero cual quier cantidad? Gatsbo II KREUSER, will your supporters be attending UW-P next fall? YOU SURE ARE SNOTTY, snotty, nast y, nasty, aren't you? Let' s hope your children don't grow up that way. FOR SALE SPORTS CAR: 1973 M.G.B. $2000. Evenings. Douglas 843-3504. MISCELLANEOUS LOST: Black pouch, please return. Call 859 2011 a sk for Pam PART TIME OPPORTUNITY in jewelry sales 6 9 hours weekly, 2 or 3 evenings per week. High earnings. Cal l 886-0621. EARN WHILE YOU LEARN. Assist retired col lege teacher wi th correspondence reading and organization of his library. Hours can be arranged to sui t your schedule. Cal l 694-2251 for appointment . BEWILDER YOUR OPPONENTS. Impress your friends . Learn exper t BACKGAMMON from top ranking Milwaukee professional . All levels taught. Call Jim at 551 7404 for reasonable rates . Softball team to nationals nv Do VTA Pfo RANGER Thursday, April 30,1981 by Dave Cramer The women's softball team will venture to Sam Houston University (Texas) after the semester is over to play in the NAIA National Championships The Rangers earned the right to play in the nationals by advancing through state and regional competition. This year's current 15-6 r ecord is a remarkable turnaround from last year's abysmal 7-12 mark. With her team loaded with freshmen and sophomores, fourth year coach Linda Henderson will be coaching in her first national meet. "I'm just as excited as the players are. It's my first taste of championship play at Parkside." Although the Rangers have worked their way to the national tournament, Henderson still sees room for improvement in the team's play. "We still make too many errors, both physical and mfetaS1' 1 gUeSS U'S youth perienwfj' m'Stakes trom inexluxn!^ luxury idoeff WOmna'tk 1i5n6g a ffmordisetda k^es bwausc only the top 16 t eams in tthhee CdZoutbyle Well1lIi mbien acotimoPne ticnhga min- 5fulp tournament. "I think we 11 be ready," Henderson said. We ve come a long way since thp beginning of the season. We've got some pretty good players and we're in pretty good shape con sidenng our injuries." hllA*»rt fr?m . the usual minor bumps and bruises sustained over a season catcher / pitcher Jessica Bamke has suffered the worst injury, a badly sprained ankle, in the team s recent loss in the Chicago Circle Tournament. She may miss the national tournament. i»»The„cbamPionship series begins May 21 and ends May 24. Sharp wins at Drake Parkside again proved itself to be the dominant school in collegiate race - walking last weekend as Ranger entries took three of the first six place finishes last Sunday at the Drake Relays, held in Des Moines, Iowa. Ray Sharp, freshman, won the 10,000 kilometer race - walking event by more than three minutes, with a time of 43:51.5, 20 seconds faster than Parkside's Chris Hansen's finish a year ago in the first Drake race - walking event. Parkside graduate Mike DeWitt placed third, followed by Ranger Mfke Rummelhart. Freshman Will Preischal placed sixth in the held of 15. Gateway student Jerrv Young placed fifth. Jim Heiring, former Parkside walker, was expected to challenge Sharp for the lead but was forced to drop out because of a sore knee. Parkside will hold the National race - walking championship this Sunday on inner loop road. Anyone interested in watching this funny looking event is welcome. WnMCki'c r«PTr, . . RANGER p hoto b y D an McCormack strategy in recent gameTEAM huddles 00 mour|d around Coach Linda Henderson to discuss Race dates announced Rangers take second In a triangular meet at Platteville on Saturday, the women's track team placed second behind Luther College of Iowa. However, the tracksters won seven out of t he 17 events and several school records were set. The meet was scored with six places counting so the final results were Luther 180, Parkside 139, and Platteville 118. Karen Krause tossed the Javelin 33.28 meters to break the old record of 32.90 and to take first in the event. Three relays ran to first place and two set team records: the 440 Relay of Cindy Spaciel, JoAnne Carey, Dona Driscoll, and Rose Martin recorded a :50.9 and the Mile Relay of Martin, Kellie Benzow, Wendy Burman and Carey dropped nine seconds to a 4:22.4 clocking. This was the first time the Rangers had run the 4 x 440 since the Indoor Conference Championships. The 880 Medley Relay of Carey, Pam Carey, Martin and Driscoll was also victorious. Individually, Burman won the 800 and Mile, Benzow won the 2 Mile while seconds were recorded by Driscoll in the 400, Sp aciel in the 100 and 220, and Denise Schreiber in the Discus. Driscoll also ran to a personal best in the 220 as did JoAnne Carey in her leg of th e Mile Relay. This weekend ends the regular track season with the WWIAC Outdoor Championships at UWEau Claire. According to Coach Barb Lawson, "Again UWLaCrosse has the depth and relays to win the overall title, but second place will be interesting competition. Between Parkside, Milwaukee, and Eau Claire, we all have some athletes who will place high, but our relays are pretty close all the way around. Marquette has one or two individuals but not enough depth to contend for second. Right now we're not where we should be mentally, but if we come around, we can be right up there fighting for the second place trophy." Competition starts at 12:30 on Friday with the 10,000 meter finals, most of the qualifying rounds on the track, the Discus and Long Jump finals and the 880 Medley Relay finals. On Saturday the finals start at 11:00 a.m. with the Javelin and continue until 2:30. Patronize Ranger Advertisers UW - P arkside will sponsor the first of a series of spring and simimer road races this Sunday with a 10,000 meter run at 1:30 p. m. and a two mile race at 2:30. Similar races are slated for Sunday, May 10; Saturday, June 20; Saturday, Aug. 15; Sunday, Sept. 20; and Sunday, Oct. 18. Advance registration, prior to race day, is $5. The entry fee is $6 on race day, beginning at 12 noon Sunday on the first floor of the UW - P Physical Education Building. Age groups for both men and women in the 10,000 meter run / include 15 and under, 16 -18,19-24 25 - 29, 30 - 34, 35 - 39, 30 - 44, 45 - 49 and 50 an d over. In the two mile run, age groups are for those 8 and under, 9-11,12-14,15-18,19-24, 25 - 29, 30 - 39, 40 - 49 a nd 50 and over. There's also a special joggers' (over 16 minutes) category in the two mile and a weight category, instead of age, for men. Medals will be presented to the top 15 runners and to the first three in each age group, with one medal per runner, in the 10,000. Medals will go to the top three finishers in each age group in the two mile and to the top three joggers over 16 minutes. For more information on this race or future runs, telephone 414 - 553-2245. I Like to Jog! Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear / But I A lso STOP IN AND Enjoy Other PICK UP SOME Things In Life NEW TOYS. Special Of The Week ADULT MUGS ^UuUGift 2410 52nd St. Kenosha ^SGOOC 03CCOS iCOOCCCCCCCCC'2«CCCCCCCGOOCOCOOOOGCOOCq 1 to \> \ vim mwwwt' • \ -&REDKEN* ^,3# hajr styles for men and women ) i u» n/i »mmi< Mmmit THE I END is Coming May 16 & May 17 Thursday , Ap r i l 30, 1981 RANGER By joining the Army for certain specialties, you can now get part of your college debt forgiven. Here's how it works. If you ve attended college on a National Direct Student loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan made after October 1, i 1? qualify> t^ie government can absolve you from 1/3 of your debt (or $ 1,500, whichever is greater) for each year you serve. inooP^Vi°Usly' a t^ree;Year enlistment would eliminate 100% of your debt. But if you want a shorter tour of duty, you can still receive 2/3 loan forgiveness with our two-year enlistment. (Only the Army can make this offer.) Or you might consider serving in the Army Reserve. If you qualify* as a Reservist you can stay home, get paid for your active duty, and receive 15% loan forgiveness (or $500, whichever is greater) for each year of service. iitMi And if you ever want to go back to school, your Army enlistment will qualify you for thousands of dollars for educational assistance. On top of that, you might even qualify for a generous Army educational incentive. (And you'll still receive loan forgiveness.) So if your dream is to go to grad school, today's Army can help you get out of debt and into grad school in just a few years. Of course, with your education, you can probably qualify to start at a higher rank and pay grade. (And, later, ere may ke opportunities for promotion.) Remember, only the Army can offer you such comprehensive benefits for such a brief enlistment. To find out how you can serve your country as you serve yourself in just two years, call 800-421-4422. In California, 800-252-0011. Alaska and Hawaii 800-423-2244. Ask for the name of the Army's college representative nearest you. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 9, issue 28, April 30, 1981 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA Officers inaugurated hv Dnn fialKraltli by Dan Galbraith tkmr tKintr 1.11 i • Jim Kreuser and Kathy Bambrough were sworn in as PSGA President and Vice President, respectively, during the March 30 Senate meeting. "We want to let people know about the Senate and who the Senators are," said Bambrough. "We want to get use to the office, and get as much done as possible," said Kreuser. Jim would like to start informing the students about the Senate. "Students on this campus are ignorant of what student government is," said Kreuser. "That's why it is so hard to relay information to them. For the most part, student government is primarily merger law. Merger puts us on an equal level with the administration. It gives the Senate the power to check the wrong - doings of the administration." "You cannot take care of a situation if you don't know that one exists," continued Kreuser. "They (the students) are naive if they think that we are 'all knowing immortal mind readers.' If they have a problem, they should come talk to me." According to Kreuser, students interested in being on a university committee should apply for the position in the PSGA office, WLLC D137 as soon as possible. There are student seats for the following committees: Academic Action, two seats; Academic Planning and Program Review, two seats ; Academic Policies, two seats; Parking Appeals, two seats; Athletic Board, two seats; Awards and Ceremonies, two seats; Book Store, two seats; Campus planning, one seat; Computer advisory, one seat; Course and Curriculum, two seats; Lectures and Fine Arts, four seats; Library Learning Center, four seats; and Student Disciplinary, eight seats. Kreuser said he will be looking for what will be the best loan funds plan for the students. He would like to appoint one person from the Senate to attend Unified Council meetings all the time. PSGA PRESIDENT JIMKREUSER Bambrough will be checking into the possibility of having the library open 24 hours during finals' week. Kathy and Jim's motto is "If you have a problem come talk to us." ELF presents dangers to environment, humans by Susan Michetti "ELF, Trigger for Trident" and the environmental hazards posed by this massive underground communications system were discussed on March 26, by John Stauber, President of "Stop Project Elf." As citizens opposed the construction of this underground gridwork to be laid every six miles across the northern 40% of Wisconsin, "Project Elf" underwent name changes from "Project Sanguine" and "Project Seafarer." In 1973, Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird from Marshfield told the Navy that they would have to go elsewhere. Michigan, New Mexico, and Texas gave the project the same unwelcome response. In 1978, concerned citizens from Northern Wisconsin and Upper Michigan founded "Stop Project Elf." Stauber said that the Navy claims that the Canadian Shield, an extensive granite bedrock in the Great Lakes region, would allow simultaneous operation with the existing ELF Test Facility at Clam Lake, Wisconn. "At Clam Lake, there are 20 miles of antenna: Two 14 mile antenna legs — one that is north - south one that is east - west. Each of these antenna has its own transmitter located in the center of this grid," Stauber said. Stauber said that about 16,000 volts of electricity are sent down one end of t he antenna leg, which is grounded into the bedrock by long steel rods. The electricity continues down into a conductive layer, creating an antenna loop which radiates upward out the other leg and up into the ionosphere, according to Stauber. He said that the signal goes in all directions from the site. "Almost all the tests that the Navy has produced over the last ten years, to try to justify this as being non - hazardous, have used the wrong signal," Stauber said. "They've usually done tests with the 45, 60 o r 76 h ertz signal." "The signal that. ELF would actually send is a constantly modulated signal that changes 16 times a second from a 76 hertz signal up to an 80 hertz signal, and down to a 72 hertz signal," Stauber said. "That 16 times a second modulation is very important." Stauber said that the electromagnetic system in the human brain operates at about 16 times a second when awake, but only at eight times a second when asleep. He said that brain functioning tests consistently show that ex- INSIDE... * Presidential Curse almost strikes again * Uranium mining planned * Limerick winners announced posure to ELF electromagnetic radiation causes biological stress. He explained that apparently this is caused by the incoming signal pulsed at brain - wave frequency, driving the brain by superimposing its signal over the natural one. This electromagnetic radiation won't let the brain relax. Tests by Dr. Ross Adey, UCLA, have shown that animals exposed to ELF radiation have underwent a biochemical brain change (increased calcium and neuron firing inhibitors) in trying to slow down the brain, Stauber said. He said that Navy tests, given to Clam Lake employees, showed decreased math ability (brain's left hemisphere) and increased abstract ability (brain's right hempisphere). The Government Accounting Office has cited about 1000 microwave and ELF research papers in a literature review, listing reports about central nervous system disorders, genetic change, reductions in the brain's electrical activity, loss of memory, and malfunctions of the fetuses of exposed animals. "The biggest question about ELF is that most of the se tests are done with varying frequencies for a very short time and nobody knows what the long term exposure effects to ELF radiation would be," Stauber said. "Stop Project ELF" is calling for an in - depth study of the residents near Clam Lake to determine if there has been any noticeable increase in symptoms which might be associated with exposure to ELF electromagnetic radiation, such as heart attacks, strokes, epileptic seizures, black - outs, cancer, stress and alcoholism, Stauber said. "Another thing that we are calling for is the possible in- Continued On Page Eight Union addition planned by Dan Galbraith An outside addition to the Student Union was allocated $16,700 of SUFAC funds at the March 30 Senate meeting. According to Jim Kreuser, PSGA president, if the money was not used this year, it might have been lost. The addition will be added on to the existing 50' x 100' asphalt pad that is east of t he Student Union. The addition will include a basketball court, a volleyball court, horsehoe pits and picnic tables. The area will be surrounded by a 6' - 8" fir fence, so students can take beer into the enclosed area. The plan for the addition was originally brought up because of last year's "The End" became very large. This year they didn't want to limit the attendance, according to Kreuser. Kreuser said that Physical Plant has ordered supplies and they are taking bids for the asphalting and that the addition should be done for this year's "The End." Reagan attacks overregulation by Susan J. Aluise "Overregulation causes small and independent businessmen and women, as well as large businesses, to defer or terminate plans for expansion and, since they are responsible for most of our new jobs, these new jobs aren't created." In his February 18 address to Congress, President Reagan put a great deal of the blame for unemployment on "inefficient and burdensome regulations" and vowed to "eliminate those we can and reform those we must keep." The third part of President Reagan's "Program for Economic Recovery" involves the program for regulatory reform, a plan which is expected to reach into almost every phase of American life. The White House feels this program will save taxpayers money because every federal regulation costs the taxpayer in two ways. First, there are the direct costs associated with maintaining the agencies which issue, administer and enforce the regulations. Secondly, there are the indirect costs of regulations causing higher prices for goods and services and government involvement in the lives of private citizens. Last week, the White House announced specific targets in its battle to slash federal regulations. Twenty - seven existing regulations will come under review by the President's Task Force on Regulatory Reform almost immediately. Almost 172 regulations, which are currently under a 60-day freeze implemented by the President, are also expected to come under review in the near future. Twelve of the most significant of the regulations currently under review are as follows: Oil Price Regulations: Complete decontrol of oil prices and elimination of other government regulations pertaining to oil companies is expected to save $50 million in administrative costs by 1982. Wage Price Council: Elimination of the Council on Wage and Price Stability will save $1.5 million in administrative expenses by 1981. Health Care: Elimination of government controls on the delivery and quality of health care are expected to save $140 million in 1982. Minimum Wages: Elimination of a ll minimum wage and benefit standards for companies holding government contracts. Noise levels in Plants and Factories: Repeal of new OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) regulations requiring "hearing conservation measures" for all factories with excessive noise levels. Education: Repeal of regulations requiring school systems to integrate handicapped children into regular classes whenever possible. Mass Transit: Repeal of regulations requiring transit systems to make provisions for handicapped persons. Strip mining: Repeal of regulations requiring mining companies to return explored land to its original condition once the mining has been completed. Hazardous Waste Disposal: Elimination of regulations defining the disposal of h azardous wastes. Clean Water: Repeal of regulatory guidelines dealing with non-toxic substances in waste treatment facilities. Food: Repeal of food labeling and minimum processing guidelines. Energy: Repeal of regulations allowing homeowners to receive low cost energy audits by utility companies. The Reagan administration's point in reviewing these and many other regulations is quite clear and perhaps best put by Vice President Bush. "There can be no hope for the jobless," said Bush, "if inflation at double digit rates persists, if productivity continues to fall, and if business and industry do not have the capital to invest in job - producing enterprises. We must balance the importance of workplace safety and environmental concerns against the importance of a healthy economy." With this, the least trumpeted phase of the Reagan plan, the White House expects a savings of $500 million by 1982, but without question, these regulatory revisions will draw as many challenges as the tax and budget cuts which have generated greater publicity. Does national mandate support Reagan policy? A .A, By Susan Michetti Although the Reagan ad- —atlon claims a national mandate supports their economic policy, the electoral landslide can be interpreted in other ways. The post - election Gallup Poll analysis, reported in the December 7th Milwaukee Journal, found that the vote for Reagan was more a vote against tarter than for Reagan, in fact nearly 70% more. The Gallup Poll findings showed that only 17% of those voting for Reagan did so because they liked his economic policies, while another 14% of those voting for Reagan expressed like for his general policies. Victory because of wholehearted support is not indicated by these figures. Considering that only 52.3% of all eligible citizens voted in the 1980 election, the claim for a national mandate becomes even weaker as those nonvoters who didn't like the candidates peaked at 17%. Over one - third of t he 1980 voters were undecided only one week before the general election. This does not sound like a convinced electorate which has solidly chosen to back the entire Reagan platform. Although the policy mandate view states democracy results from the choice between specific sets of policy alternatives presented by the political parties, voters still need consistent sets of issue positions for the mandate to be clear and identifiable. When citizens vote on the basis of the personality of the candidate, the party image, or a selected issue, the mandate becomes obscure. Many individual voters were divided in issue sets, preferring the various candidates depending on the issue. So, although individual voters may prefer some issue positions of a candidate, they are likely to disagree on others. Voters, reporting attitudinal inconsistency from one issue to another, do not stand strongly behind the entire platform. Meanwhile, the Reagan administration's claim to a national mandate seems to be over - exaggerating its base of support for tax breaks to corporations by allowing more rapid write off of the costs of investments under the 'Accelerated Cost Recovery System' (regardless of their financial profit situation), serving as an income transfer from the taxes of the middle class workers and the poor. It does not make sense to further damage the living standards of millions by cutting student loans, black lung benefits, public transportation systems, and unemployment insurance — all at a time when individuals filing bankruptcies have reached an all - time high, when the growth of concentrated capital continues to give the power base to fewer and fewer people (less than .5% of the population), and when over 50% of American citizens are beng forced to turn in increasing numbers to the low paying jobs in the sevice sector. It seems that American citizens, due to apathy, indifference, and cynicism are forfeiting their equality through their own failure to exercise liberty. Alexis de Tocqueville warned Americans back in the 18th century that democratic despotism could easily enter the U. S. system should citizens fail to take an active political role on the grass roots level and fail to exercise their liberty through active input or ideas. It seems that thoughout the last 30 years more and more people have left government to the "experts" as individuals have become more "atomized" and engrossed in individual concerns, leaving the "paternal government" to dictate more and more policies. It is time that we all own up to our nation's problems. We are responsible for our futures. We must all, individually, begin to put input into this system if we want "the land of the free" to remain. We must exercise our liberty in order to maintain it. Presidential Curse almost strikes again by Wendy Westphal Every twenty years since 1840 the Presidents of the United States navebeen at fected ' Dy watt Is known as the Presidential Curse. This shadow of death does not only hover over the Presidents but also every figure connected with their election. Death, scandal, tragedy or ruin is suffered by those near the President. Could this be mere coincidence? Astrologers have claimed that the President elected every 20 y ears will always die in office. This is a strong statement but its explanation is simple. At this time the planets in our solar system are closest to each other which touches off psychic violence. Believe it or not. The first victim was President William Henry Harrison who was elected in 1840. He caught pneumonia while delivering an inaugural addfess without an overcoat. He died a month later. In 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected. He was murdered in April of 1865 by John Wilkes Booth. The curse hovered over all who were involved in the election. One of the men he defeated, Stephen Douglas died of natural causes in 1863. Also his second vice - president, Andrew Johnson was the first President to have impeachment proceedings initiated against him. The election of 1880 was won by James Garfield. He was shot in July of 1881 by Charles Guitiau and died September 19th. William McKinley was elected President in 1896 and re-elected in 1900. He was shot and killed Sept. 6, 1901 by Leon Czolgosz. His first vice - president Garret Hobart died before him in 1899. The curse hovered over the McKinley election a little longer. Theodore is now accepting applications for Editor and Business Manager for the 1981-82 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 24, 1981 Send application vvllcdito UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 & resume to: Roosevelt served out McKinley's term and later campaigning in 1912 was shot at but the bullet was deflected by a book in his pocket. He later died of natural causes in 1918. In the curse year of 1920, Warren Harding was elected President and died of a heart attack on Sunday 2, 1923. The Teapot Dome scandal ruined his To the Editor Vets Club gives thanks To the Editor: Parkside's Vet Club would like to thank the following bakeries for their contributions to our extremely successful bake sale held March 26: Lake Forest Bakery, Racine; O and H Bakery, Racine; Frank's Bakery, Kenosha; Mr. Donut, Racine. We would also like to thank the students without whom our bake sale would not have been possible. U.W.P. Vets Club Got a gripe? Write a letter to Ranger today! administration. Franklin D. Roosevelt was elected in 1932 and re - elected in 1936, 1940 and 1944. He died in office in 1945. In the curse year of 1940 he defeated Wendell Wilkie who died in 1944. If Wilkie would have won the 1940 election, he would have died in office. After Roosevelt's death, Harry Truman finished the term and was elected in 1948. In 1950 the hovering curse was still around. An unsuccessful assassination attempt was made on Truman's life. During the election of 1960, th e Presidential curse was most evident. More people were murdered and careers ruined than ever before. The President during this time unfortunately was John F. Kennedy. He was murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald and/or others on Nov. 22, 1963. The Curse did not stop after the President. His brother and 1960 campaign manager (later Attorney General) Bobby was killed when he ran for President in 1968. His other brother, Ted escaped death in an airplane accident in 1964 and nearly drowned in an auto accident on Chappaquiddick Island in 1969. So you don't think the Curse was just in the family, Kennedy's successor, Lyndon Johnson was so harassed by the public about his Vietnam War policies that he stepped out of office in 1968. In the election of 1960, Richard Nixon was defeated by Kennedy but later was elected to his own term. Following the Watergate scandal, he became the only president to resign from office. Nixon's first vice - president, Spiro Agnew resigned in disgrace and his second VP, Gerald Ford, was the target of two unsuccessful assassination attempts during the time he served as President. In 1980 Ronald Reagan was elected President. Modern society scoffed at superstition. On March 30, 1981 t he President was shot by John W. Hinckley Jr. The President was wounded and underwent surgery. Unfortunately his press secretary, James Brady is fighting for his life after a bullet wound through the head. Others injured were a Secret Service man and a Washington D.C. police officer. In the past the Presidential Curse has accounted for the death of seven Presidents, four by assassination and three by natural causes. President Reagan was lucky this time. Will the shadow of death and destruction catch up with him and change the number to eight? Only time will tell if the twenty year Curse will stand unbroken. ganger Ken Meyer cnitnr sieMkh ewd;;::;;;;; Business ^anag^ Wendy Westphal "**'/ p' JJ!f J {J! Doug Edenhauser Snorts Editor Brian Passino Ginger Helgeson !!J.Copy IdlJor Carol K!eesCDan>Mer-Farre'1' Dan MGieilbvreari',hB<ru cMei kper eHs,o°lm"dKoihml, " u w p a r k s i ae ' n a , h w , r e " " " All correspondence 2*2 'Sr,I!1pr,nt ot any Portion of RANGER. Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141 addressed Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW paper with'one^in^h marain-f^n^f?. if ,ypewri,,en, doublespaced on standard size eluded for verification ' le,,ers must be signed and a telephone number in reserves all editorial privilege J * •°r Publica,i°" on Thursday. The RANGER ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or — — • 1• — RANGER Thursday• , A rp•ri•l• -2 » ,1• 9* 8w1' ne!!! bi" uranpieurmm imts ining in Wisconsin UraniumS usan Mich7et:t i .... according to Libum . , . . . sin" anH1"?1 ^"8 ^ Wisconn fr I ^ Potential damage to I Was discussed by Robert Black at F^arkside 0" March 26 Uranium exploration is con bnuing at a record pLce Tn ^aJlat^ Kack KiasTlouS uakota, the Upper Penninsula of Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New Litzau°'3nd Arizona' according to Litzau said that the biggest nuclear accident in the U.S ocnurraann ium nunes tail1i9n79g>s daatm ainn GaUop, New Mexico, owned by The United Nuclear Company and Kerr McGee. When the dam broke, about 100 million gallons of radioactive water rushed down the stream, destroying about 100 miles of Navajo range land as well as Lake Mead, which supplies L.A. with water, according to Litzau. Wisconsin is currently being explored by about 30 c ompanies including Exxon, Kerr McGee! Mmatome, and Western Nuclear. Litzau. "Last week Exxon filed a permit to drill for uranium ten miles south of downtown Duluth, Minnesota. In the last three years there have been 58 holes drilled on the Minnesota side of the St. Croix River," said Litzau. "There are 400,000 acres leased in the Upper Penninsula for exploration." "Kerr McGee (tilled about 10 holes in northeast Wisconsin, and then quit because they said that there wasn't enough uranium," Litzau said. "Exxon has planned to mine Mole Lake near Crandon, near the headwaters of the Wolf River. They say that it is a copper - zinc mine," Litzau said. "There is a bill in the Wisconsin Senate called Senate Bill 23. It's up for discussion. It would put a seven year ban on uranium mining," Litzau said. "There used to be a provision in this bill that said that if there was more than ten parts per million of uranium in any ore body, then it would be officially classified as a uranium ore body, even if it were zinc or copper, but before this bill went into the House, the 'ten parts per million' was cut out." "The DNR has had a lot of hearings about ground water protection, and the mining companies are sitting up in Northern Wisconsin waiting to dig," Litzau said. "They have been writing rules for two years to deal with solid waste, air pollution, and other mining matters, and they have come up against a sticking point for ground water, which the DNR wants to regulate heavily." "The Exxon mine is an iron sulfide mine with copper. They will take the copper out, leaving sulfur," Litzau said. "When water (the river) mixes with sulfur, sulfuric acid is created, which kills fish and living things. And this mine sits at the top of the Wolf River, and if the tailings pond breaks, like it did in New Mexico, there will be sulfuric acid in the Wolf River — no more walleyes, no more bass." "On top of that, when they were writing the rules that will pertain to sulfur waste, they said that uranium couldn't be covered under the rules for sulfur waste, and that there would have to be a new law for uranium," Litzau said. "Well, that 'ten parts' was struck, and it was made '25.' Who was it struck by? Exxon's consultants. That leaves us to believe that there is some uranium in that ore body," Litzau stated. "What this means is that they'd like to take the uranium out of that mine as a by - product," Litzau said. "If they get a permit for mining copper and zinc from the DNR, they can open the mine. Then they decide to take the uranium out, and they go to the NRC and get a license for by - product extraction. When this happens, it is no longer in the hands of the State of Wisco nsin at all." Expressing concern, Litzau said, "If the tailing dam leaks, then you will have copper, zinc, and uranium in the watershed where the ground water and surface water are interconnected." Governor Dreyfus is encouraging mining in Northern Wisconsin to ease the current recession. Yet, few local jobs will be created at a mine site, while the local community will be left to bear the costs of toxic mining wastes. Work available for vets U.C. approves proportional plan Ron Kenzer from the National Alliance of Business (NAB) in Racine has informed the Parkside veterans' service office that he has access to employers in southeastern Wisconsin through NAB's regular newsletter and placement program. Veterans who desire employment should send Kenzer a mini-resume, specifying their desired position, whether they want part- or full-time employment, and their qualifications for the desired job. The mini-resumes should be mailed or dropped off at NAB, 1646 Washington Avenue, Racine 53404. Further information on veterans employment opportunities can be obtained by contacting Kenzer at the NAB office or calling 632-6114. by Dan Galbraith United Council (U.C.), the state - wide lobbying organization for most students at the public university level in Wisconsin, met on March 14 and approved a limited proportional plan for representation in U.C. The plan took effect immediately. Paid member schools in U.C. with enrollment of 0 - 15,000 will receive four votes during the executive board meetings, 15,000 - 20,000 will receive five votes, 20,000 - 35,000 will receive six votes, and 35,000 and above will receive seven votes. The number of votes for the plan is based on the previous semester's enrollment figures (Auditing students and students requesting refunds are not included). The clauses that are included in the plan are: that all motions must be brought through U.C.'s six committees with all schools having one vote on each committee. Currently, based on the fall 1980 headcount, the four vote member schools are: Eau Claire (11,054), Green Bay (4,164), La Crosse (9,016), Oshkosh (10,200) Parkside (5,368), Platteville (4,955), River Falls (5,339), Stevens Point (9,183), Stout (7,411), Superior (2,323) and Whitewater (10,006). Milwaukee (25,933) has five votes and Madison (41,242) h as seven votes. J —V, _ A&& Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Hilton to discuss teaching r A demonstration of "T he Art of Bad Teaching" will be presented by Peter John Hilton, Beaumont Professor of Mathematics at Case Western Reserve University, on Friday, April 3, at 2:30 p. m. in Mdinaro Hall, Room 107. The program is free and open to the public. Hilton brings a theatrical flair to his illustrations of how not to teach, according to UW - P Professor Kenneth Weston, who is arranging Hilton's visit. Hilton holds PhD degrees from Oxford and Cambridge Universities. His talk, which will be preceded by an informal coffee at 2 p. m. in Mdinaro Hall, Room 111, is sponsored by the UW - P Center for Teaching Excellence and the Mathematics Discipline. Sexual Assault Survey Sexual assault is any forced, unwanted sexual contact and it is one of the most underreported crimes in this country. The FBI estimates that as many as 9 out of 10 assaults do not come to the attention of officials. Kenoshans Against Sexual Assault, Inc., (KASA) is interested in the incidence of sexual assault—rape, attempted rape, incest, child molestation, homosexual assault — among the Parkside community. Please complete the questionnaire below and either mail it to KASA, c/o St. Catherine's Hospital, 3556 Seventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53140, or bring it to KASA's table on "Well Day", April 8,1981. SEX_ AGE RACE 1. Were you ever sexually assaulted?. 2. When? Where? 3. Was assailant known to you?. 4. Sex of assailant Age Race 5. Describe type of force/coercion used 6. Was there a weapon? Were you hurt? 7. Were alcohol or drugs involved? 8. Did you tell: family. .Relationship, if any. friend police. Result of case other 9. Did you go to court? 10. How did attack affect you at the time? 11. How does attack affect you now? 12. Do you know anyone who has been sexually assaulted?. University of Wisconsin - Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 April 2, 1981 MEMORANDUM TO: FROM: SUBJECT: ALL UW-PARKSIDE EMPLOYEES AND STUDENTS ACADEMIC STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD COMMITTEE Linda Henderson, Chairperson; CarlaStoffle; Gene Norwood; Carol Cashen; Jeff Gajewski; Don Kopriva; Jim Kreuser NOMINATIONS FOR ACADEMIC STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Chancellor Alan G us kin has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service." The above named selection committee has been established by the Academic Staff Committee and the Chancellor to establish criteria, invite nominations and recom mend a recipient to the Chancellor. Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for the award, he/she will resign from the committee. ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50% time or more may be nominated. Those with joint instructional/non-instructional responsibilities (specialists/adjuncts) will be eligible for their non-teaching activities. A list of those eligible is printed on the reverse of the nomination forms. Questions about eligibility may be directed to the Chairperson. Any member of the UW-Parkside community may nominate. CRITERIA Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the University of Wisconsin - Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the required performance of his/her normal duties or job responsibility at the University, i.e., "above and beyond the call of duty." Further, it is expected that such distinguished service would be related to his/her professional training; could have been one significant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary service over the years at UW-Parkside: and could have been performed or accomplished on and/or off campus. PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in the Union and Main Place All of the information requested on the form must be supplied. 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Thursday, April 30, 1981. 4. Persons who are nominated will be notified and given an opportunity to supply additional relevant information. 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. Questions may be directed to the Chairperson, Linda Henderson, Extension 2309. Thursday, April 2,1981 A call for community support Ccuntering the major health risk factor of high blood pressure involves many approaches. One of lu uf is,to urge People to get then- blood pressure measured. According to Michele Gipp, high blood pressure control coordinator in Racine County, local residents will soon have this free service available to them. Racine County is participating m a one - year program administered by the American Heart Association of Wisconsin and funded by the Wisconsin Dept. of Health and Social Services, Division of Health. In 1980, the Heart Association administered similar state grant projects in three other Wisconsin counties. This year twelve counties are participating. Established community health resources, like the Racine City Health Depts. and others will combine their talents in this effort. "We hope that members of community organizations will volunteer to perform the free blood pressure measurements — or screenings — on a regular basis. The only way a person can tell for sure that he or she has high blood pressure is to have their pressure measured," Gipp said. "Another important task for us is to reinforce this message: if high blood pressure is left untreated, it can lead to heart or stroke. There are ways that the condition may be managed, and we want people to know about this." In addition to free public screening, follow-up for persons identified as having an elevated blood pressure measurement will be provided. Data will also be compiled on numbers of persons screened and in what ways they have received medical treatment. The Division of Health estimates 18,521 Racine County Residents are affected by elevated blood pressure. Individuals or groups wishing to assist the high blood pressure program who are Residents of Racine County may contact Racine Health Dept. at 636-9201. Kenosha County Residents interested in the program may contact: Gladys Nelson, Kenosha County BP coordinator at 657-6993 and Marialyce Kornkven, Kenosha City BP coordinator at 656-6170. Latin Americans meet John V. Lombardi, dean of international programs and professor of history at the University of Indiana at Bloomington, will present the featured address at the North Central Council of Latin Americanists' regional meeting, being held at Parkside Friday and Saturday, April 3 and 4. Lombardi will talk on "The Future of International Programs" at 8 p.m. Friday. His lecture, and all other council programs, are free and open to the public and will be held in Union, 104. Other Friday programs are "The Theater of L uis Valdez" by Linda Haughton of UWMilwaukee at 9:15 a.m.; "Samuel Feijoo: Poet and Revolutionary" by Raquel Kersten of UW-Green Bay at 11 a.m.; "A Fat God or Just a Dwarf' (a talk on Mexican folk art) by Lawrence Mills of Central College, Pella, IA, at 1:45 p.m.; and "Suppression of the 1815 Cordoba Revolt in Colombia" by JoAnn Rayfield of Illinois State University at 3:15 p.m. The Saturday program will feature a panel from 9 to 11 a.m. on "Politics in Latin American Literature." Participants will be Terry Palls of the University of Southern Florida; Bobby J. Chamberlain of Michigan State University; and Carlos Boker of Parkside. Arrangements chairman for the event is Gerald Greenfield of Parkside. Student art award The Student Art Show will be judged by Russell Bowman, Chief Curator of the Milwaukee Art Museum. He was previously Director of Education, Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago, and Lecturer in Art History here at Parkside. Bowman will give a short talk and hand out awards during the Opening Reception, held from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. April 8 in the Communication Arts Gallery. Academic Advising for Fall Semester Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 3. April 6-1 7 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center, 553-2144 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. From the Parking Lot Finally: the limerick results Willi: by G. Helgeson Ranger's Second Annual St. Patrick's Day Parking Lot Limerick (or is it Ranger's Second Annual Parking Lot Limerick? or is it Ranger's Annual Second Limerick Parking Lot? or Ranger's St. Patrick's Day Second Annual Limerick?) . . . Well, anyway, the game's up and some people won some silly prizes and the contest winners are as follows (I mean, these are the winners or The following people have won or The winners are . . . Anyway, here they are: No, wait. First you have to read a little bit about the contest. This year, we got 57 entries, and chose six winners. So it seems that your chances are a little bit better of winning a Ranger contest than they are of w inning the Reader's Disgest Sweepstakes, where the chances of winn ing are something like 25,000,000 to .05. Just remember that for next year. Most of ou r entries this year, in retrospect, were quite nicely done. Almost everyone, unlike last year, followed the rules. That's important to me. I spent a lot of time on those rules. Last year I had to make them all up out of my head and this year I had to tighten them up to show some of you sneakier students (and I know some of you aren't even what you say your are) that there is no way you can get away with anything around here. Next year, there will be a separate insert in Ranger just for rules for this contest. Or maybe I will take a 2 - page ad to make sure everyone knows the rules and no one can get away with any thing here at Parkside, the proud University of the pompous. Or maybe I won't, either. The staff just drinks and does drugs on the ad money, you know. I don't see why I should contribute to their delinquencies. I don't see why the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is going to be running guns to El Salvador next year to balance out the ones Reagan has been sending to the bad guys, either. And lastly, I don't see why Students Organizing Crime (SOC) don't just stop all the petty arguing about financing their coed prostitution ring and just fund it through club accounts. I mean, everybody wants an all - campus event and nobody likes Winter Carnival anyway. The first things we notices about this year's limericks when it came to judge them was the fact that they were, for the most part, overwhelmingly and embarrassingly cute. No more of that. Next year, no more cute. And n ow for the winners: (For now and the winners?) . . . Oh, hell, here goes: Tom Wishau has won this year's first prize for his "Sweet Bouquet Floral." Do you see what I mean by " cute?" Anyway, Wishau can pick up his $15 at the Ranger office whenever he's done with his adorability classes. Second prize, $10, has been awarded to Joseph Dahlby for his "Urologist Surgeon Named Otum." Dahlby can also pick up his prize in the Ranger office, unless he hasn't recovered from surgery yet. In which case, Wishau has promised to send him a nice floral arrangement to cheer up his ward. The following people have been named third prize winners: Bob Kaplan, for his "Splinters Because of the Bark;" Rachel Owen for her "Fella Named Nick;" and Charles Perce for his "Belly to Belly." Their pitchers of beer are getting lonely for them, so they better stop down in the Ranger office, too. However, one person who will not be allowed in the Ranger office is Lee Wishau, Tom Wishau's brother (or at least a cousin or an uncle, maybe? or a son?). . . This year's "Most Gross" limerick writer will be apprehended by Campus Security and turned over to the proper authorities if he dares to even show his face in the Coffee Shop area, if he has the guts to come around begging for his beer, our attack dogs will probably be accidentally unleashed. He's pretty sick. I only hope Tom can afford to pay his psychiatric bills. But to the rest of t he winners — Congratulations! Nursing students united February marked the beginning of the Student Nurse Organization (S.N.O.) for the over 200 women and men enrolled in the UW - Milwaukee/UW - Parkside Consortial School of Nursing Program, which is a baccalaureate program designed for high school graduates, college students and graduates of diploma and associate degree nursing programs who wish to prepare for professional nursing practice. The primary purpose of the Student Nurse Organization is to unify nursing students on the Parkside campus in order to offer peer support and make program improvements. Longrange goals are to provide community services and to offer membership in the state and national nursing o r g a n i z a t i o n s . E l e c t e d representatives of this charter group include: Peggy Raether, President; Monica DaPra, Vice - President; Jill Johnson, Secretary; Carla Cummings, Treasurer; Cheryl Wenzel, Bonnie Martin, Liz Lianas, and Joyce Kriegs, Committee Members; and Dr. Judy Diekman, Faculty Advisor. Patronize Ranger Advertisers MEMBER AMERICAN GEM SOC I E T Y NEED CASH? SHAW'S BUYS OLD GOLD & SILVER AND PAY$ YOU CASH! Street, Racine Peer support helps all RANGER Thursday, April 2,1981 by Janet Wells Four members of Peer Support for Adult Students, a campus ~ati°n f2r matriculatfng dSfvPr °Ver 3ge °f 25' Wil1 i Aa Presentation at the Second Annual Peer Counseling Conference to be held at niinol State University at Normal on April 10 and 11. Carole Campbell, Sharon Charlton, and Pat Mulligan — s tudent members of the organization - and Connie Cummings, the group's Advisor, will present "Peer Support for Nori - Traditional Students" to the conference participants. A relatively new group on campus, Peer Support began its students - helping - students program in June of 1980. C urrent plans include a series of April activities as part of t heir mission to let new and re-entering students know that they don't have to "go it alone" at Parkside. On April 28 the organization will sponsor a session entitled "Test Taking Tips" at 7:30 p.m. in MOLN 111. All new, transfer, or re-entry students are invited to attend this and other Peer Support sessions, and to visit their office at WLLC D-194-A on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. Peer support offers advising Peer support is offering student - to - student advising tor those students working toward a business major. Advising times are 10 a.m. - 2 P-m- ar*d 4 - 6:30 p.m. on April 7, 8, 14 and 15 on the Union Bridge. Students doing the advising are juniors and seniors in business who have recently participated in a training session given by Karen Grande and Connie Cummings. During early fall registration in April, trained members of the group will staff a table, offering counseling in business course scheduling as well as other information and support. The group hopes eventually to branch out into peer counseling for other majors, but they are beginning with the business major. Students can help other students. Whatever kinds of questions there are, the members of P eer Support will find out who can give the answers and refer the student to them." Before registration, Peer Support members will contact prospective registrants by phone and mail to share information and to invite them to a two-hour orientation session on April 14 a t 7:00 p.m. in MOLN 111. Like the orientation sessions the group conducted prior to the fall 1980 semester, this one will include experience - sharing and information about campus services designed to meet the special needs of non - traditional students. As another feature of the orientation, Campbell said, "We lead tours around the buildings so people will know how to get around, so they don't have that feeling of 'I don't want to seem lost, but I am.' Students have said it made them feel one step ahead of the game." A fa culty member participates in each orientation session. It is the hope of this organization to service as many students as possible. Non - traditional students have some specialized needs that can be met by other students. Marketing Club holds election for President by Wendy Westphal Marketing Club is holding their election for President on April 6. Nominees are Kevin Barrett and Milan Miskovic. Members are encouraged to vote in this election. Kevin Barrett feels he is qualified for the position of President because he has been in the marketing world since 1974. Barrett plays with a band and Freedom From Religion offers scholarships The Freedom From Religion Foundation's 1981 scholarship competition was announced in January as pertaining only to publicly supported colleges and universities. In sending out the information to journalism and law schools in the country, the Foundation send to Columbia, which is a private institution. Since officials there posted information on the contest, the Foundation will accept entries from law and journalism students attending private as well as public institutions. This is the third year the Foundation has awarded scholarships. This year law students who wish to compete for a $500 cash award should submit a paper on a state-church separation case. Journalism students competing for a separate $500 cash award should write their papers on the freethought activity and philosophy of one of th ese four figures from U.S. history: Thomas Paine, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Robert Ingersoll or Margaret Sanger. Papers should not exceed ten double-spaced pages in length, and should be mailed to the Foundation by June 1,1981. Winners will be announced during the summer. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In Union at 12:00 takes care of the business - end of performing. Goals which he has set for the upcoming year are to plan a wide variety of a ctivities which would involve non - majors and the community. This would raise membership and allow Parkside's Marketing Club to establish a strong Pi Sigma charter. Barrett would like to tie book - learning in with practical applications in order to prepare members for the real world. "I have practical work experience and knowledge," said Barrett. Milan Miskovic is currently the Vice - President. He will graduate in May of 1982. Objectives which he would like to follow through with are to get more students actively involved through on-campus activities, to have more community involvement so the students can use what they've learned in the classroom, to have input from companies in the area, to develop internships, co-ops, etc. and to make Marketing Club more visual to the rest of Parkside students and clubs. TERRY IRWIN, a young artist who learned to paint holding his brush between his teeth following a diving accident which cost him the use of his limbs, will have a one - man show at Parkside on Thursday, April 2, from 10 a. m. to9 p. m. and Friday, April 3, from 10 a. m. to 5 p. m. Irwin's work will be displayed on the Campus Union Bridge. Irwin, of Carpentersville, III., will be on hand for the show. Irwin graduated with honors from Harper College, Palatine, III., with a double major in math and science and a certificate in architectural technology and continued studies in architecture and computer science at Southern Illinois University. After his accident, he underwent rehabilitation with manual arts therapy at Hines Hospital, III., under the direction of Lynn Scheidenhelm, who instructed him in the basic elements of color usage and painting techniques. His current work is inspired by independent studies with emphasis in the style, color usage and techniques of French impressionism. — GRADUATING SENIORS — OPERATIONAL MANAGERS LIMITED NUMBER OF OPENINGS A VAILABLE TO STAR T IN JUL Y . . .LEADER ...MANAGER ...PLANNER ... DECISION-MAKER As a Naval Officer you will receive invaluable training, experience, and a guaranteed income (up to $16,500 to start, $27,000 in 4 years). Any major is acceptable, we train. You will receive at least 8 months training (fully paid). 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SIGN UP FOR INTERVIEW AT THE PLACEMENT OFFICE AND GET THE FACTS 6 & 7 APRIL NOTICE TO STUDENTS ABOUT m /uivv A Your opportunity to on proposed revisio trheqeu'birreemadetnht of knov REPORT OF THE SUBCOMMITTEE ON BREADTH OF KNOWLEDGE, ACADEMIC POLICIES COMMITTEE February 25, 1981 Summary Five criteria, implicit in many discussions of general education are proposed: 1) General education programs should provide students with a variety of perspectives on themselves, their society, and their world. 2) General education programs should provide students with a variety of modes of understanding and expression. 3) Courses counted toward general education requirements should deal with skills and knowledge which those within and without the discipline involved can agree on as important to students. 4) Courses counted toward general education requirements should help prepare students for life-long learning. 5) The general education program at a given institution should recognize the special character of the institution and its students. The subcommittee believes that the existing general education requirements at UWParkside fail to meet these criteria. The subcommittee therefore proposes a new set of requirements, to replace existing foreign language and distribution requirements as of Fall 1982. The proposed requirements would call for every graduate from UW-Parkside to have: 1) A basic understanding of alternative cultural forms and intellectual systems; 2) Some experience of the expressive arts and some basic understanding of their concepts; 3) A basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences; 4) A basic understanding of a variety of literary forms and some familiarity with important works in these forms; 5) A basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences; and 6) A basic understanding of the structure and a fluency in the use of a self - contained symbolic system other than English. The body of this report explains the proposed criteria, gives details of the proposed new requirements, and provides guidelines for implementing the requirements in light of their specific goals and the general criteria. Appendices to the report discuss various ancillary concerns. SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS NOTE: Where requirements are stated in terms of "courses," college - level courses carrying three or more credits are implied. It is also assumed that specific courses would be listed in timetables and other materials but not included in the catalog language. A. Comparative Frames of Reference 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of alternative cultural forms and intellectual systems. 2. Requirement Students must attain a level of comprehension equivalent to completion of three courses in the following areas, including at least one course from Category A and at least one course from one of the other categories. A) Comparative study of philosophy, religion, or ideology. B) The social/political/economic history of a civilization or the historical development of a particular area or endeavor. C) Cross-cultural or subcultural analysis. B. Expressive Arts 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have some experience of the expressive arts and some basic understanding of their concepts. 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option A or Option B below: A) Attain a level of competence equivalent to completion of six credit hours of college-level study in a creative or performing art, including at least one studio or practicum course. OR B) Attain a level of competence equivalent to completion of four credit hours of college-level study representing two or more arts, including studio or practicum work in each area. C. Human Sciences 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences. A or 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option Option B below: A) Attain comprehension of the basic content and underlying intellectual approaches of one of the human sciences equivalent to completion of an appropriate two-course sequence. OR B) Attain both: JL c°mPrehenslon of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences equivalent to completion of a course in those topics, and 2) Comprehension of the basic content of one such science equivalent to the completion of one course. D. Literature 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of a variety of literary forms and some familiarity with important works in those forms. 2. Requirement Students must attain a level of competence equivalent to two courses devoted primarily to the critical study of significant works of literature, with no more than three credits confined to a single genre or author. E. Natural Sciences 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences. 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option A or Option B below: A) Attain comprehension of the basic content and underlying intellectual approaches of one of the natural sciences equivalent to the completion of a two-course sequence including at least one course with laboratory work required. OR B) Attain both: 1) Comprehension of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences equivalent to completion of a one - semester college-level course in those topics, and 2) Comprehension of the basic content of the sciences equivalent to completion of either a) a one-semester college-level laboratory course in one of the natural sciences, or b) appropriate onp-semester college - level courses (not necessarily laboratory courses) in two of the natural sciences. F. Symbolic Systems 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have an understanding of the structure and a fluency in the use of a self - contained symbolic system other than English. 2. Requirement Students must complete Option A or Option B or Option C below: A) Attain communicative facility and a knowledge of grammatical rules and stylistic devices in a natural language other than English equivalent to three semesters of college-level study. OR B) Attain an understanding of the principles and a proficiency in the use of mathematics equivalent to the completion of one course in college-level calculus and analytic geometry. OR C) Attain an understanding of the nature and operation of computers, including an ability to program effectively in one or more computer languages, equivalent to a two-course sequence. GUIDELINES FOR IMPLEMENTATION f. Comparative Frames of Reference Althoughi the goal of this requirement stresses the content of courses taken to satisfy it, the cou^l th*'0? °f 'ite",on9 learn'n9 means that conw !l u methodological and conceptual content would not be appropriate. sIWnLh6 Cate?°7 A <inteHectural systems in phi'es^hyanct now^ol Question nf +u h +ouch on fundamenta ^ values should be con s dered carefully. Courses could qualify eithe ssyvsstteemms ThhelldM bKyX mpllCosit t csotmudPeanrt'ss° (nRse liwgiiothn ovfa tlhu<. comment ri of vledge West) or the kind of implicit comparison which occurs when students study an intellectual system quite different from their own (Marxism). B) The category B (cross cultural and subcultural analysis) alternatives could be satisfied by many courses in anthropology and sociology. There also appear to be appropriate courses offered under communication, education, history, the multi - c ultural center and other curricular areas. C) The category C (historical perspective) alternative would be satisfied by many courses in history, by courses in other disciplines dealing with important subject matter from a historical perspective (art, mathematics, music, philosophy, women's studies), and presumably by the existing courses in French, German, Spanish, and Latin American civilizations. 2. Expressive Arts This requirement's emphasis on active involvement means that one or two credit practicum, studio, or performing courses would be acceptable. Under Option B, they could be combined with critical or "appreciation" courses. Art, creative writing, dramatic arts, and music are obviously appropriate areas. The committee recommends that dance (except social dance), film, and radio - television writing and production be considered as possible ways of satisfying this requirement. 3. Human Sciences To meet the goal of th is requirement, courses should provide students with an introduction to the conceptual framework and significant subject matter of a discipline. For purposes of this requirement, "human sciences" courses would include many in anthropology, economics, psychology, and sociology, along with those courses in communication, education, geography, history, and political science which examine in a scientific way some important facet of human behavior or society. Given the difficulties in drawing the boundaries of the behavioral and social sciences and the persistence of humanistic scholarship within some "social science" disciplines, which courses are included will depend in part on how broadly one interprets "scientific." It should be clear enough, though, that courses like Microeconomics or Introduction to Sociology would meet this requirement, and that courses like Western Civilization or Behavioral Science Statistics would not. 4. Literature The key to this requirement is coverage of several genres and preparation for life-long learning. It would clearly be satisfied by basic freshman and sophomore survey courses in English and humanities (World Literature), by the third year literature surveys in t he foreign languages, and by certain dramatic literature courses. More advanced courses in the same area will require consideration on a case by case basis. The committee suggests that courses in the philosophy of literature or in historical and biographical writing might also satisfy this requirement. 5. Natural Sciences The key to this requirement is the goal of conceptual mastery. Courses outside the Science Division should be allowed to count toward this requirement if t hey meet its goal. For the purposes of this requirement, the "natural sciences" are taken to include astronomy, chemistry, earth science, life science, physics, and those aspects of geography, engineering, and allied health Programs that deal with understanding the verse and natural phenomena, as opposed to studying human society or techniques of applying scientific understanding. A) Under Option A, the purpose is to give the student an integrated look at one natural science. Year-long surveys with the proper integration of content and laboratory experience are preferred. Semester courses that torm sequence, with perhaps a choice of the second semester after a common introduction, would also meet the requirement. Separate semester courses, if they offer a proper mix of content, might be satisfactory. B) Under Option B, we envisage such existing courses as Introduction to the Philosophy of Science, Ascent of Man, and History of Modern Science as providing the desired overviews, and we would expect adoption of this report to ehcourage the possible development of other such courses to teach the "purposes, philosophy, and procedures" of the sciences. A variety of semester courses would meet the other part of this option, which is designed to encourage but not require laboratory work. 6. Symbolic Systems The key to implementation of this requirement is the provision in the goal statement that students learn the structure of the symbolic system involved. Existing Parkside foreign language courses would presumably satisfy the requirement; a "Berlitz" course stressing only conversational fluency would not. We recommend accepting only calculus courses at the level of Mathematics 221, excluding purely applied courses. Computer courses accepted should be at the level of the present Applied Computer Science 145-146 sequence, excluding applied programming courses; we have assumed that computer courses in Business Management numbered 320 and above would be acceptable. Alternative Routes The somewhat more specific goals advanced for these requirements should make it possible to expand present opportunities for students to satisfy requirements without taking formal courses, either on the basis of work done before college or on the basis of other life experiences. The requirements are generally stated in terms of competencies equivalent to courses, and decisions on allowing students to satisfy requirements by alternate routes should be based on their demonstrating those competencies rather than on students necessarily being required to pass an examination designed for a particular Parkside course. Provision for satisfying Parkside degree requirements through high school work is currently in effect in the foreign languages, and we recommend that this be continued as at present. It m ight be possible to extend this to mathematics, perhaps using a combination of a year in high school calculus and performance on a Parkside placement examination to satisfy the calculus option under our symbolic systems requirement. Satisfying other requirements through high school work seems more problematic, but it would be desirable to make some kind of d istinction between students who enter with minimal high school background in an area and those who enter with, say, four solid years in the sciences or in college - preparatory literature courses. It is also clearly in our interest to persuade students coming to Parkside to pursue more rigorous high school programs. Since we draw the bulk of our student body from a limited number of se condary schools, careful work on articulation between high school and college might lead eventually to agreements on partial credits towards general education requirements, given well-prepared students an incentive to come here and students who plan to come here an incentive to prepare well. Credit for learning acquired outside of instruction in school settings may also be possible in some fields, so long as care is taken to assess whether there has been conceptual as well as practical learning. The expressive arts requirement seems particularly open to this possibility, and students should be allowed to try to satisfy all or part of i t on the basis of t apes, portfolios, or other evidence. We are not, obviously, recommending that everyone who has sung in a church choir be regarded as having satisfied part of this requirement, only those students who have reached a level of achievement which necessarily includes some mastery of t he conceptual basis of their art be allowed to satisfy the requirement through this experience. In the foreign languages, allowances are already made for non-native speakers who have also acquired some understanding of the structure and stylistics of their language, and we could conceive of students who would have satisfied the spirit of this requirement through participation in programs or work which required them to live and work in foreign environments. Students who have acquired computer programming ability through school, hobby, or work will probably lack the conceptual grasp called for, but others rmght have acquired considerable sophistication about the structure of computer hardware and languages. For other areas, the use of CLEP tests might be sufficient. CONCLUSION For students, a university is a marketplace of ideas; for faculty, it is sometimes a battleground of ideas. General education requirements, which affect all of our students and reflect our deepest value commitments, are and should be subject to on-going debate in a university which cares about the quality of education it offers. We do not present this report in the hope that it will end that debate, and we do not expect that many of our colleagues will find that they agree with every feature of the proposals we make. We hope, instead, that most of our colleagues will agree that the set of requirements we propose is a reasonable and superior alternative to those now in effect at Parkside. We believe that the proposed requirements would provide Parkside students with more real breadth and more genuine substance. By providing more narrowly defined goals and by making it possible to limit general education courses to those meeting those goals, the proposed requirements would encourage students to attain a broader perspective on themselves and their world through exposure to scientific, behavioral, historical, cross - cultural, philosophical, literary, and artistic disciplines, and through immersion in a symbolic system other than their own. They would encourage students to take courses providing them with a wider variety of modes of understanding and experience. The guidelines for implementation would limit general education credit to courses with subject matter of general significance and courses which provide a foundation for the life-long learning of an educated layperson. We believe, too, that the proposed requirements are in keeping with the special character of UW-Parkside as an institution. We include under this heading such practical considerations as staffing, budgetary impact, and the effect of the proposals on major programs with extremely high credit-hour requirements; our analyses of such special problems are found in appendices to this report. We believe that the proposed requirements are appropriate to Parkside's industrial society mission, in that they provide the kind of general education suited for a modern industrial society. We believe that the proposed requirements are in keeping with our integration of the liberal arts with professional programs, both in providing a single set of requirements and in allowing some courses from those programs to satisfy general education requirements. Most important of a ll, we believe that the proposed requirements would embody Parkside's commitment to academic excellence by p utting a solid general education program at the center of our degree requirements. A *-.A«adAemiC Po,,ci®s Commjttee is requesting input on the "Breadth of Knowledge" proposal thrm.nh April 15. A summary of the proposal, which would affect incoming students in fall 1982 annLf!!! The committee hopes to submit its report for Faculty Senate aXn in ]^ may appear In person or submit written comments to Parkside Student Government ^ PSGA members at a 1 p. m. meeting on Friday, April 10, in Union Room 104 rnmm^e JI,!! Mssocianon (PSGA) President Jim Kreuser, Vice President Kathy Bambrough or Senators Brad Faust Ren" r"i? ^1GA Ham me lev, Steve Kaufman, Eric Klinkhammer, Randy*Klm!^ Kay Mullikin, Chuck Neu, Phil Pogreba, Joe Ripp, Kathy Slama and Luis Valldejuli PSGA will relav student formation Kiosk. P°'iCleS C°mmm6e- * ,U" ^ °f pr0p0sal is availa>* »» t Thursday , April 2,1981 Brachel to present piano concert nnP?!^lPianist Jolanta Brachel, on a debut tour of the U.S., will present a free public concert at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 3, in UWParksides Communication Arts theater. Brachel's tour will include about a dozen performances, including several in-state arranged by the Wisconsin Institute for International Education which provided a scholarship for her visit. / Her all - Chopin program at Parkside will include Scherzo, bflat minor Op. 31; Ballade, gminor Op. 23; Nocturn, c-sharp minor Op. 27; Etude Op. 25 no. 12; Scherzo, b-minor, Op. 20; Impromptu - Fantasa, c-sharp minor; Andante Spinato and Great Polonaise. Brachel began piano studies at age 7 and by 11 was performing in concert. In addition to studies in her native Poland and in East POLISH PIANIST JOLANTABRACHEL Germany, she received a diploma from the two - year post - graduate virtuoso course at the Moscow Musical Conservatory where she studied under Rudolf Kerer. She has performed throughout Europe as well as in Russia and Turkey. She has won a number of awards including a first prize in the 1976 international music competition in Orvieto, Italy, and a gold medal in an 1980 international competition in Dusseldorf, Germany. She frequently is featured on European radio and TV shows. In addition to works by Chopin, her repertoire includes Scriabin, Rachmaninoff, Liszt, Debussy and Mendelsohn. Her appearance at Parkside is sponsored by the Center for Multicultural Studies as a prelude to its Polish Culture Day, which will be held Saturday, April 4, at St. Stanislaus parish, Racine. Roundtable schedules talks Social Science Roundtable, free and open to all, will continue to meet in Union 106 at noon for informal lunch time discussions on Mondays. On April 6, Joseph Andrea, the Democratic Representative from the 64th Assembly District in Kenosha, will discuss "Budgetary and Legislative Priorities for Wisconsin." The program will be followed by an informal discussion. "Cultural Pluralism and Nation - Building in Asian Democracies" will be the topic of a talk presented by Chelvadurai Manogaran on April 13. Manogaran is a Parkside geography professor. On April 20, Linda Kamens, Parkside psycology professor will discuss "Social Program Evaluation: A Feminist Perspective." Herbert Kubly, an English Professor at Parkside, will speak about his forthcoming novel, Native's Return, on April 27. He will present his perspective of Switzerland's turbulent march into the twentieth century. Volunteers sought for wilderness work Thp Amprinon Uilrmrt At.. ... . • « . Free recital to be held The American Hiking Society is looking for volunteers to spend two weeks during the summer working in wilderness areas, mostly in the West, with the National Forest Service. The volunteers, who should be experienced backpackers, work for no pay, arrange and pay for their transportation to their assigned area, and must supply their own tent, sleeping bag and cooking equipment. All travel and food expenses are tax deductible. Accounting Club Meeting Elections will be held for the officer p ositions at this meeting. Everyone is welcome to attend, but only members will be allowed to vote. Date: April 7 Time: 3:30 pm Room: Union 104 Two representatives from the Becker CPA Review Course will be speakers at this meeting. Refreshments will be served. The work involves such jobs as building new trails and maintaining existing ones, marking them and repairing shelters. The volunteers work in groups of 10 to 14. Interested backpackers should write the Volunteer Conservation Corps, American Hiking Society, 116 Captain Peirce Road, Scituate, Mass. 02066. Bassoonist Daryl Durran will present a faculty recital at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, April 8, in the Communication Arts Building, Room D-118. Durran, a member of the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra who also teaches applied music students at Parkside, will be assisted by Frances Bedford, harpsichord; Jeffery Peterson, piano; Rhondda May, oboe; and Lori Bowers and Kathy Kolo, bassoons. The program, free and open to the public, will include "Sonata in C" by Fasch, "Montages-Partita for Solo Bassoon" by Aitken, "Bassoon Trios" by Weissenborn, "Sonatine" by Tansman, and "Trio for Piano, Oboe and Bassoon" by Poulenc. Before moving to the Midwest, Durran held positions with the Tucson Symphony and the Arizona Opera. He has performed in recitals of baroque music in Chicago and in New York's Carnegie Hall and has an extensive background in chamber music. ELF presents dangers Continued From Page One teractions between this system and weather," Stauber said. "The Helliwell Phenomenon, noted in the 70's, is that the ELF and VLF electromagnetic radiation, given off by overhead high voltage power lines, is causing a disruption of the ionosphere, that layer of c harged parcticles many miles above the earch," Stauber reported. "What Helliwell noticed in tests that they are still doing for the Navy down in Antartica, is that the overhead high voltage lines are causing a magnification of the ELF signal in the ionosphere and a rain of electrons out of the ionosphere and emanation of x - rays." Stauber asks, "With thousands and thousands of miles of overhead high voltage wires ^nd other transmissions going up into our inonosphere, what is the effect on our weather?" "What would the ELF system, designed to radiate into the ionosphere, do to the ionosphere, and what effects that might have on weather?" Stauber asks. Looking at the transmissions from the ELF Test Facility, Stauber said, "A very devastating unique storm, called a downburst storm, occurred in Northern Wisconsin on 7-4-77. This storm formed in Western Minnesota, began to take on downburst characteristics, and swept across Northern Wisconsin, flattening 800 acres of trees." "This storm was unique for a number of reasons," Stauber stated. "It was the first identified downburst storm." He explained that in a downburst storm that a IS s mfcr/tam- SPECIAL EXPORT p| ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE thundercloud collapses to the ground, while straight pulsating downburst winds, ranging anywhere from 70 mph to an execess of 150 mp h, fan out on the ground. "It was, also, the world's largest downburst storm," Stauber said, explaining that downburst storms tend to occur primarily in the upper mid - West. "On that day, they turned on the ELF transmitter about 5 a. m.1 Then about 9:30 a. m., two things occurred," Stauber said. "The east - west leg blew 56 fuses and went down, which means that they were only transmitting on the north - south leg, putting about 600,000 watts into the ground instead of the 1.2 megawatts that they would be putting into both of them." "Also at about 9:30, Minneapolis radar picked up the downburst cell . . . about 285 degrees northwest of the faciltiy," Stauber said. "Interestingly, the facility was beaming its power on that day at 291 degrees. So, they were more or less beaming their power along the east - west antenna, but once that went down, as far as we can figure out, they were no longer able to beam their antenna because both are needed to beam a vector beam." "At 1300 hours, two things occurred," Stauber said. "One, the storm greatly intensified, and the winds in that storm basically doubled from 70 to over 156 mph , while the path of the storm changed, swinging down around the facilities," Also at 1300 hours, for the first time since 9:30, they finally got up the east - west antenna leg, and, suddenly, the power strength of the ELF transmissions doubled from 600,000 watts to 1.2 megawatts." Stauber believes that there should be a full investigation of ELF electromagnetic transmissions before any vast ELF communication system be constructed. "Stop Project ELF" can be contacted at R. R. 2, Box 166Q, Ashland, Wi. 54806, for more information. Nest week, Ranger will cover the military purpose of "Project Elf." Erick Hawkins Dance Company to perform here April 11 Health Fair to be held Erick Hawkins, one of the major figures of American dance, and his celebrated contemporary dance company will conclude Parkside's 1980-81 Accent on Enrichment Series with an April 11 performance at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts theater. The Hawkins Company, which received the 1979 Dance Magazine Award, consists of nine dancers, including Hawkins, and eight musicians. Hawkins insists on contemporary, live music, commissioned especially for him by such composers as Lucia Dlugoszewski, Alan Hovhaness and Dorrance Stalvey. Tickets ($7) are available in person or by telephone reservation from the Union Information Center, 553-2345. Anna Kisselgoff, chief dance critic for the New York Times, calls Hawkins a "pioneer - revolutionary of American modern dance," and adds that "he has created a new vision of theatrical dance, luminous in its poetic quality." Some critics still consider Hawkins in the avant garde of dance, but they agree his exploration of new directions has never led to awkwardness, absurdity or non - sequitor methods. In the words of Kisselgoff: "No fairer description of his work is possible than to say it is beautiful." Critic Clive Barnes once put it. more directly after reviewing a Hawkins performance: "Suddenly modern dance became the kind of event that even Sol Hurok would look at with interest. It looked good, it caused talk, and it sold tickets." For many years, however, Hawkins was essentially a loner, a fiercely independent artist not too extensively noticed in the official market places of dance. Working quietly underground, creating his new stange dance, he was more like an unknown James Joyce in Paris with only the support of a Sylvia Beach or a young Picasso with only the eye of a Gertrude Stein. The first breakthrough in a basically official silence came with the 1972 Wolf Trap Center premier when Pullitzer prize winning critic, Alan Kriegsman (Washington Post) called him "one of the most individual and inventive choreographers of our time." In this same period Kisselgoff brought her own support to join the underground elite. Hawkins achieved acclaim abroad following a triumphant Italian tour in 1979 and performances last year in London. In addition to dovetailing original, live music with dance, Hawkins makes extensive use of visual design. Ralph Dorazio, Ralph Lee, Stanley Boxer and Isamu Noguchi have contributed sculpture to Hawkins' choreography, and artist Robert Motherwell currently is collaborating with him on a new work. Hawkins' progam at Parkside CATHY WARD IN "AGATHLON' will include two dances featuring the music of Lucia Dlugoszewski, who was nominated for the 1971 Pulitzer Prize in music, "Tightrope" and "Lords of Persia." Dlugoszewski, who has composed over 30 scores for Hawkins, has received a number of major musical awards and commissions from the New York Philharmonic and American Symphony Orchestras. Other works on the program include "Greek Dreams, With Flute" and "Agathlon," an acclaimed new work. Born in Trinidad, Colorado, near the oldest dance culture in America — that of the Seven Cities of Cibola, the Rio Grande Pueblos, the Hopis and Navajos — Hawkins set out, majoring in classics and art at Harvard, to see and feel, as he puts it, "whether a grown man could dance without being a fool." He became the first male dancer in the Martha Graham company in 1939. He left in 1951 and formed his own cmpany in 1957. "Well Day," a family - oriented free public health fair featuring a variety of health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 4 p. m. on Wednesday, April 8, in the Campus Union and on the adjoining Molinaro Hall Concourse. Edith Isenberg, Coordinator of Campus Health Services, said 40 community health agencies will participate in "Well Day" activities, which are open to area residents as well as UW-P students, faculty and staff. Mrs. Isenberg said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or to go through the entire range of health fair offerings. New features of "Well Day," being held for the fourth year on campus, include demonstrations of aerobic dancing sponsored by St. Mary's Hospital and the Racine YWCA at 11:30 a. m., noon, 12:30 and 1 p. m. in the Union Bazaar, and a self - scored health risk inventory being administered by Community and Family Health Services of Kenosha County. Screening services being offered include sickle cell anemia, d i a b e t e s , h y per t e n si o n , glaucoma, hearing, feet, pre - school vision, posture, visual acuity, pulmonary function, body composition, ABO blood typing and height, weight and blood pressure. Computer diet analysis also will be available. Topics of various displays and exhibits will include cancer, heart diseast, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, physical therapy, developmental disabilities, health careers, diabetes, ostomy, kidney disease, birth defects, dentistry, mental health, pharmaceuticals, physical fitness, women's issues, family planning and specific services. Community residents planning to attend should park in the Tallent Hall lot. Free shuttle bus service will be available from the parking lot bus shelter to the Union, about four blocks from the Tallent Hall lot. Health Fair seeks help | On Wednesday, April 8, the Campus Health Office will hold its fourth annual health fair in the Student Union and Molinaro Hall from 10 a.m. to 4 p. m. Volunteers will be needed (particularly from 8 to 10 a.m. and from 4 to 5 p.m.) to help agencies in setting up and taking down their exhibits. Volunteers will also be needed from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to give assistance to visitors and agency representatives. Interested persons should call the Campus Health Office at Extension 2366 or stop in at WLLC D-198 to sign up and be a volunteer. ATTENTION BUSINESS MAJORS: Advising for Early Fall Registration will take place April 6-17. To facilitate the advising process, we ask that students see their advisers according to the following schedule: Date: APRIL 6-10 APRIL 13-17 Last names begin with: A thru J K thru Z FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOURTELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH YOUR ADVISER NOW! FALL REGISTRATION TAKES PLACE APRIL 20, 21 and 22. MEMBER F.D.I.C. Free pregnancy tests given during Well Day Planned Parenthood of Kenosha (PPK) will offer free pregnancy testing to the Parkside community on Well Day, April 8th, according to Bev Noble, PPK Counseling Coordinator. Women Johnson named director in need of testing should bring a first morning sample to the professional staff in Moln. 104 from 12 to 2 p. m., Noble said. For more information, contact PPK at 654-0491. Coming Events Thursday, April 2 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT at 8p. m. in the Union Cinema with Eden Vaning directing the Parkside String Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, April 3 MOVIE "North Dallas Forty" will be shown at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre featuring Polish Pianist Jolanta Brachel. The program is free and open to the public. Saturday, April 4 POLISH CULTURE DAY at St. Stanislaus Parish in Racine. Please call ext. 2316 for more information. Sunday, April 5 SEMINAR "Africa: It's Art, Music and Culture" at 2 p. m. at the Golden Rondelle Theatre. Call 554-2154 for reservations. Sponsored by UW-Extension. CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Barbara Maris directing the Parkside Piano Ensemble. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE "North Dallas Forty" will bfe repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, AprU 6 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Joseph Andrea (D -Kenosha) will talk on "Budgetary and Legislative Priorities for Wisconsin". The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPES with Martin Mull will be shown at 1 p. m. in Union Square. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, April 8 HEALTH FAIR from 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. in the Union Building and bridge area. Admission is free and the event is open to everyone. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. VIDEO TAPES with Martin Mull will be repeated at 1 p. m. in Union Square. You're invited to the 4th Annuol WELL MY University of Wisconsin-Porkside Wednesday April 6 Campus Union 10AM- 4 PM WELL DAY is the combined efforts of over 40 Milwaukee, Racine, & Kenosha Health Agencies who will provide the following free health screening, testing, and much more... Physical Fitness Demonstration & testing Glaucoma screening Alcohol, Drug, Information Visual Acuity testing Aerobic Donee Demonstration Sickle Cell screening Breast Self-Examination Teach-In CPU Demonstration Pulmonary Function testing Diabetes screening Computerized Diet Analysis Preventive Dentistry Blood Pressure screening Mental Health Info Height and Weight Checks Exhibits PreSchool Vision screening Posture screening^ sponsored by Campus Health Office/Student Life CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS ORGY QUEEN, did you really break the posturpedlc? — Lonely DENVER COPS have little ouns and big stinking badges. INSIPID student government officers are redundant, clandestine charlatans. Voltar SPRINK BREAK SCORE: Sleeper 3; Moly Miner 2; Buzsaw 1; Lips 0; Legs 0. MOLY MINER: Thar's molybdenum In t hem thar hills 1 Legs STUDENT government officers elucidate paragons faux pas narcissists. Voltar MIKE, MU is Offering a refresher cours. Sign up I REWARD: for information leading to the arrest and conviction of two turkeys wearing little bear t-shlrts. ANIMALS - t he refs are better than basketball players — refs. IOWA vending machines are a real ticklet FOUND: chewed underwear P. O. Box 69 Denver, Colorado. Contact Festrunk Bros. ANIMALS — admit it — you're horseshlt in hoops. Sal The appointment of Susan A. Johnson as Director of Institutional Analysis and Registrar at Parkside was announced Tuesday by Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Johnson has served as acting director of the office since last July. The office is responsible for the planning, direction and supervision of all activities relating to registration, student records, admissions processing, and coordination of analysis involving enrollment projections, UW System data requests and special studies. Since coming to UW - Parkside as associate director of Financial Aids in 1972, Johnson has served in virtually every area of student services. From 1976-1979 she worked with "adult" students in UW-P's Office of Community Student Services, where she created a business and industry informational liaison system SUSAN JOHNSON which totals about 75 of the major employers in the Racine, Kenosha and northern Illinois area. During the 1979-80 academic year Johnson was selected to serve one of three UW System Administrative Internships. Working for the Chancellor and Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services at UWParkside, she was assigned a broad variety of projects involving the federal government, affirmative action, grant writing, budget management, UW System data requests and liaison with campus directors. She also served (Hi a number of ca mpus and UW System committees. Johnson came to UW-Parkside from UW-Milwaukee where she was a financial aids specialist. She also has worked for Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co. and the American Red Cross. She earned her B.S. degree in Social Work and her M.S. in Educational Psychology, with a specialty in research and testing, from UW-Milwaukee. Veterans respond to Agent Orange survey Nearly 21,000 state Vietnam veterans have responded to mail questionnaires from Wisconsin's Agent Orange Identification and Assistance Project. Ivan Imm, Director of the Division of Health's Bureau of Community Health and Prevention, said 37 percent of th e 58,000 questionnaires were returned. The survey was conducted by the State Departments of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and Veterans Affairs (DVA). The possibility that health problems may be associated with exposure to Agent Orange is being studied throughout the nation. Agent Orange was a chemical plant defoliant or weed killer used in Vietnam from 1962 to 1972. It was a mixture of the herbicides 2, 4-D and 2, 4, 5-T. The 2, 4, 5-T component contained traces of a toxic Dioxin c ontaminant. "About 15 percent of those returning a questionnaire believe they were definitely exposed to Agent Orange," Imm said. "Another 19 percent believe they were not exposed to it and 66 percent are uncertain," he added. More than half of the veterans who returned a questionnaire asked for additional information. The remainder wanted a more "^detailed health and exposure characterization form. Imm said a second Agent Orange questionnaire will be mailed this month to those not. responding to the first. In addition, an Agent Orange telephone hotline (1-800-362-3020) has received more than 3,000 requests for information. Veterans who believe that they are having health problems due to Agent Orange are being urged by DHSS and DVA officials to contact their county Veterans Service Kids cared for over break Parkside's Child Care Center will care for elementary school - age children the week of April 20 - 24, durin g the local public school spring vacation. Children will be cared for during regular Center hours, at regular Center rates, in Union 207 fo r full days or part - time all week. Children must be registered by calling the Center at ext. 2227 by April 20th to be in the program. Officer for information about examination services offered at V e t e r a n s A d m i n i s t r a t i o n Hospitals. Graduate hiring increases Hiring of college graduates will increase, according to authors of three separate reports, but the percentage of that increase is a point of co ntention. The Michigan State U. Placement Service study of em ployers predicts a 2% jump in hiring over last year, while the College Placement Council and former Northwestern U. placement director Frank Endicott foresee an 8% to 15% jump, jump. As in the recent past, technical graduates, especially those in computer science, will find a surplus of job offers. Business and economics grads should also do well, but liberal arts majors will find themselves hunting somewhat harder for a good job. John Shingleton, director of the Michigan State U. Placement Center, predicts a 6% increase in average salary increases over last year. FREE — play "UNO" game with friends. Check it out — Rec Center. ALL STUDENTS — Rec Center now has "UNO" card game. FOR SALE 1980 SUZUKI 3SOL/ black. Call 553-9262 after 4 p. m. FOR RENT THREE BEDROOM HOUSE. Kenosha country setting. 634-8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. GIRLS: Rooms. Racine, near bus route. 634- 8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. MISCELLANEOUS BEWILDER YOUR OPPONENTS. Impress your friends. Learn expert BACKGAMMON from top - ranking Milwaukee professional. All levels taught. Call Jim at 551-7404 for reasonable rates.. EARN WHILE YOU LEARN. Assist retired college teacher with correspondence reading and organization of his library. Hours can be arranged to suit your schedule. Call 694-2251 for appointment. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! AVAILABLE MONDAY, APRIL 6. AND TUESDAY, APRIL 7. 8:00 am to 7:00 pm AT THE INFORMATION DESK, LOWER MAIN PLACE, WLLC (after these dates in WLLC D175) 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1981 2. AN UP-DATED LIST OF THE CLASSES you are officially enrolled in for Spring 1981 You should check the list for accuracy. Questions regarding this listing should be directed to the Records Office, in D191, WLLC. Remember all semester program changes must be accomplished prior to APRIL 17 1981 Module program change deadlines differ and can be found in the Spring 1981 course schedule. F ^ 3 tlleSfitemswiUbemailedthissemester!! 3. A DROP AND ADD DAY for students who completed registration early will be held on August 31, 1981, s o that program changes can be made prior to the start of classes. See the Fall course schedule for details. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION Women's track takes third The women's track team repeated their 1977 third place finish in the WWIAC Indoor championships this past weekend. UW - LaCrosse won the team title with 121 points followed by UW - Eau Claire with 61, Parkside with 50, Milwaukee 37 and Marquette 35. Named "Most Valuable" for the indoor season was Parkside's Cindy Spaciel who won the 60, took fourth in the long jump and the 300 and led off the fourth place mile relay and the fifth place 880 relay teams. "Cindy ran her legs off both Friday and Saturday for us and that took its toll on her in the 300 finals where, unfortunately, she got put in lane one," commented Coach Barb Lawson. "She did what we asked and did it well." The Rangers also took to the awards stand as Wendy Burman earned second place in the two mile and Kellie Benzow took third in the one mile race. Dona Driscoll placed fourth and fifth in her 600 - 300 double and JoAnne Carey took third in the long jump. The mile relay team of Sp aciel, Sandy Venne, Benzow and Driscoll lowered the school record to 4:12.18 e n route to their fourth place finish. The 880 relay team was in second place with Pam Carey running the third leg when a Carroll runner ran into her, knocking the baton from her hand. Pam picked it up after all the runners had passed and the team finished last. Lawson said "the inspectors never saw it, and the most the meet committe would give us was fifth place without re - running the event. That cost us maybe six points, and the points we lost when Kellie was disqualified after winning her 1000 semi - final heat cost us the second place trophy. We were ready and our strategy was perfect." The women open their short outdoor season this Saturday at Western Michigan against a group of mainly Michigan schools. Joining the roster for outdoor events are Karen Krause in the javelin, Rose Martin in the sprints, and Patty DeLuisa and Nancy Beck in the shot put and discus. The Rangers expect to do quite well as teams are only allowed two entrants in each event so team depth will play no part in the meet. # DEEP FRIED CHEESE CURDS AND VEGIES ... Individual & Combo Baskets BEGINNING MONDAY, APRIL 6 Served 2: 00 pm 'til Closing Junior Olympic soccer BOB NYBERG, a 175 average bowler in the Parkside Match Game Doubles league, bowled his first career 700 series last Friday with a 702. He put together games of 222,225, and 255. Milwaukee Metro, Milwaukee Kickers, Madison, and Racine - Kenosha will play a round robin tournament in order for the state coaches (Ron Holzheuter of Madison Memorial high school and Jim Kuelbs of Madison Edgewood high school) to select the state all-star teams. Teams will be selected in the under 16 and under 18 ag e brackets. These two all-star teams will participate in the eight state Midwest Regional Junior Olympic Development tournament to be played over Memorial Day weekend, also to be held here at Parkside. Parkside head soccer coach Hal Henderson will be coaching the Racine under 16 t eam while Jim Runge, Racine Park coach, will be coaching the Racine under 18 team. RANGER photo by Mark Anderson HEAD BASKETBALL COACH Steve Stephens (right) along with assistant coach Rudy Col I urn. Stephens elected Steve Stephens, head basketball coach at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, has been elected president of the NAIA Basketball Coaches Assn. Stephens will officially take over the presidency of the coaches' group Aug. 1. He succeeds Marv Hohenberger, coach at Defiance (Ohio) College. Stephens has been head coach at UW-Parkside since the school's first varsity basketball season, 1969-70, and has guided four of h is Ranger squads to NAIA national tournament berths. UW-Parkside will host the Wisconsin State Junior Olympic Development try outs on Saturday, April 4 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Regional all-star teams from 12 Thursday, April 2,1981 RANGER !°sJ<etba|l statistics released All-American forward Reggie Dasketball players with a 13 6 sconng average in 1980-81. Ander- . seruor from Chicago ' had 409 P°ints in 30 gam^ to pace Ranger scoring Freshman Charles Perry a 5?i guard from Chicago (Gordon in 5 Kias r only other Ranger m double figures with a 10 4 average. The remainder of the top five w£erS Were tightly bunched, wUi semor guard Walter Greene (Chicago/Crane Tech) at 9.4 ppg sophomore center Curtis Green (Chicago/Englewood) at 8.4 and sophomore Wilbert Webb (Chicago/Liberty, Miss.) at 8.3. Curtis Green was the top rebounder at 6.6 per game while junior center John Herndon (Chicago/Austin) was the top field goal shooter among the regulars with a .524 percentage. Walter Greene was the best free throw shooter, hitting 31 of 36 for an .861 mark. Perry was tops in assists with 118. Anderson scored 27 points against Lakeland in the WICA playoff for the top individual scoring performance while Curtis X5?l.ihad 12 rebounds against UW-Milwaukee for the top effort in that department. As a team, the Rangers averaged 70 points a game while allowing 65.2. Parkside held its foes to 60 points or fewer on nine occasions and to 70 or fewer in 24 of its 30 contests. UW-P shot .443 from the field and .665 from the free throw line while foes were 461 from the field and .691 from the line. UW-P held a slim 36.9 to 36.6 rebounding edge over its foes. The Rangers finished 16-14, losing for the third straight year to UW-Eau Claire in the finals of the NAIA District 14 tournament. Parkside was 1-6 against major college foes, beating Cal State - Fullerton for the lone win. The Rangers were 3-2 vs. NCAA-II competition, 4-0 vs. NCAA-III foes and 8-6 against NAIA opponents. Ten opponents saw action in post-season tournaments. Kansas State made the NCAA, South Alabama the NIT and UW-Green Bay and Northern Michigan the NCAA-II tourney. UW-LaCrosse, Loras, Hawaii-Hilo and Quincy all made it into NAIA district competition while Eau Claire and Chicago State advanced to the NAIA national tournament. Parkside was 11-2 at home and 5-12 on the road this year. Parkside basketball players have named a five man allopponent team for 1980-81. Selected by the Parkside players were forwards Bill Zuiker of UW-Stevens Point and Ed Rains of South Alabama, center Nathan Barnes of UW-Green Bay and guards Tony Carr of UW-Eau Claire and Jo Jo Hunter of Colorado. REGGIE ANDERSON Reggie Anderson named All-American RANGER photo by Brian Passino REGGIE ANDERSON IN ACTION UW - Parkside's Reggie Anderson has been named a first team basketball all - American for 1980-81 by the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA). He's the third Ranger to be so honored, following in the footsteps of Abdul Jeelani (who played for UW-P as Gary Cole) and Leartha Scott. Anderson, a 6 - 5 senior forward from Chicago (Gage Park), was the only Wisconsin player named to the ten - man first team. Anderson led UW - Parkside in scoring with a 13.6 average this year. He played in all 30 Parkside games, averaging .466 from the field and .784 from the free throw line and pulling down an average 5.4 rebounds a game. His high scoring game was 27 points and his high rebounding game was 11. Anderson was named WICA player of the year for 1980-81 as well as to the NAIA all - district team for the second straight year. As a junior, he was accorded NAIA honorable mention all - America honors last year. Other Wisconsin players honored by the NAIA were Tony Carr of UW - Eau Claire, a second team pick; Mike Moran of Eau Claire, a third - team choice; and Joe Merten of Eau Claire and John Mielke of UW - La Crosse selections for honorable mention. Patronize Ranger Advertisers KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department —Records—Sheet Music— —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always zmmc house= "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654-2932 MARKETING CLUB MEETING MONDAY APRIL 6 1:0p0m in Moln Faculty Lounge Elections for Marketing Club officers for 1981-82will be held only at this meeting EVERYONE IS WELCOME! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside a nger Thursday, April 16, 1981 Vol. 9 - No. 26 Breadth of Knowledge Students concerned by Ken Meyer Editor An April 10 student forum dealing with the proposed revision of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements expressed much student concern about the proposal being considered by the Academic Policies Committee (APC). Students stated concern that the proposal, if implemented, would result in: extending the student's stay at Parkside, causing additional financial burdens; time conflicts in scheduling courses; losing academic freedom because students wouldn't be able to work directly .in their major, thus possibly hurting their grade point average; bigger classes or more sections of courses which will create staffing problems; and making Parkside unattractive to non - traditional students. Donella Elsen, a non - traditional business student, said, "To me, looking at what you're proposing right now, were I to consider coming to Parkside under this proposal, I would be overwhelmed. I would not come to Parkside." Elsen commented that the requirements would keep students here longer. Assoc. Professor of Physics Ben Greenebaum, a member of APC's Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee, said, "It's not a question of whether we're keeping you here longer or whether we are removing an elective so you can put (a requirement) in its place." Asst. Professor of Mathematics Leo Comerford, another subcommittee member said, "Nobody's talking about keeping students here longer. The number of c redits required for graduation is 120, p eriod. As far as concerns that changing the requirements might diminish the number of students, those are real concerns. But I think they were much more serious concerns with the Collegiate Skills program, and I think the effects of that program have proved to be positive. I think it hasn't significantly harmed the enrollment and I think it's good for the (reputation) of the institution. So I don't perceive any serious negative effects (with the proposal)." Some students expressed the feeling that the Collegiate Skills and current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are adequate. Others agree with the subcommittee that the Breadth of Knowledge needs revision, but that the current proposal isn't the right way to go about changing it. Said Life Science Professor Surinder Datta: "I believe we ought to very seriously go back and (say), 'Yes, the requirements were wrong, there were some loopholes.' Find ways of fixing those loopholes rather than increasing the requirements. Comerford answered, "We anticipate we'll have roughly the same number of students taking roughly the same number of credits. People will come here and take 120 credits. I don't understand how people see this enormous strain on resources in attending classes." Many students, however, do see the strains that the proposed requirements might have on students. There are many courses that are required for majors that are not offered every semester or every year, said PSGA Senator Bill Morrone, "If I had to fulfill the Breadth of Knowledge requirement, I would either be putting the requirement off, trying to squeeze these (major) courses in, or fulfilling the Breadth of Knowledge and losing in my area of concentration because of course availability." "You can answer that by saying courses will be available," continued Morrone. "Well, if they're going to be available, you have to make them available more often or go outside of that area of concentration to get an ad-hoc professor who will not be proficient to teach these courses." Greenebaum answered, "It was recognized that there would be fewer non - required electives at the upper - levels, either in or out of your field. We figured that rather than analyze every single major ourselves, we would go RANGER photo by Dan McCormack BEECHAM ROBINSON (left), chairperson of the Academic Policies Committee addresses students during an April 10 forum. around to the divisions and probably catch most of the problems from the division faculties themselves." The Science and Humanities divisions have expressed concern about staffing, but have come up with alternatives, according to Beecham Robinson, APC chairperson. "How much money is this going to cost students?" asked A1 Holzman, a business student. "It's going to cost you nothing extra," said Comerford. "For almost everybody there's loads of room to complete (the Breadth of Knowledge requirements) and major requirements and still have flexibility. It's only for a very few programs with a very large number of credits required for the major, double - major programs ... that there might be some relatively small increase in the number of c redits." "It is not the intention to pull money out of th e student's pocket (or) to pad the number of credits," said Greenebaum. "If anything the faculty, if it's going to fear something, is going to fear a loss in enrollment because people will decide to go someplace else." Academic freedom was mentioned by many students. "I don't think I need you to tell me (what Continued On Page Six Student demonstration results in dialogue by G. Helgeston A student protest in front of t he UW - Parkside Bookstore on April 10 resulted in a dialogue between protestors and Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services Carla Stoffle. Visiting assistant professor of political science Dan McGovern and a small group of students conducted the protest, which raised the issue of student ownership of the bookstore and coincided with the 111th anniversary of Lenin's birthday. Parkside's bookstore is currently managed and supplied by Follett, Inc. of Milwaukee. Protestors said they felt that the bookstore, as it is currently managed, is a "rip-off" because of "high prices" and "inefficiency" which leads to what protestors said they considered to be a lack of variety in books and shortages of supplies. Student cooperative ownership of the bookstore, students said, would be preferable. At a few minutes after 11 a. m., students began the protest, which attracted little attention from passing students until Parkside security officer Vincent Gigliotti appeared from the direction of the Union. Gigliotti asked the students to disburse, stating that they were violating campus regulations forbidding "demonstrations within the campus buildings." Students, however, refused to disburse and the officer began to collect student I. D.'s. At this point two students indicated that they felt that the administration should know about the demonstration and, despite Gigliotti's attempts to stop them RANGER photo b y Dan McCormack STUDENTS HELD A DEMONSTRATION outside the bookstore on April 10. they broke from the group and ran to administrative offices on the third floor of WLLC. A few minutes later, Assistant Chancellor Stoffle was also in front of the bookstore. After reading placards the protestors were carrying, she asked, "What else do you want to own?" Follet, she said, does have definite problems on this campus. "They have the highest return rate of any campus they currently service," she said. "Also, they only made $1500 on us last year. They're only with us because they think in the long term a profit will be made." "But students are right about needing a variety of things outside of texts," Stoffle said. "We've been pushing Follett to do that." Follet, Stoffle said, was the sole bidder for and received the University contract four years ago, and comes up for a renewal decision next January. Stoffle had several arguments against the concept of a student owned and run bookstore. "Some campuses do own their own bookstores," she said, "but it's a drag on resources and students pay for it." Students answered by noting that they currently pay about $100 per semester to buy books that, they said, they often have trouble reselling at the end of the semester. One protestor said, "I spend so much money on books and then at the end of the semester they (the bookstore) gives me a lousy 5% for the book, which they resell." "It would save some of your cost (to operate the bookstore on a rental basis), but not all," Stoffle said. "On this campus, we're paying the lowest segregated fee in the system, and that doesn't include rental. Seg. fees would go up." "Also, a text book rental system restricts academic freedom," Stoffle said. "Once a faculty member orders a book cm that system, he or she must live with it for five years. Faculty like to be up on the latest in a field and be able to make a choice." Kathy Slama, a member of Parkside's Student Government Assocation (PSGA), told protestors, "We didn't know people were interested (in the management of the bookstore)." Slama said there is a PSGA committee working on the problem and that committee meetings are open to student participation.. "The bookstore committee sets policy," she said. On Monday, Stoffle said that campus bookstores are "never as good as you want them to be. There are places that are a whole lot better. We've been constantly working to improve ours." The campus owned bookstores in the UW - System, Stoffle said, add a per - student fee of b etween $30 and $45. But, Stoffle said, "That doesn't mean students at these schools cover all their expenses through that fee — some faculty, no doubt, require books that are not available through the campus bookstore." Stoffle said that there are also outside problems surfacing at Parkside, as they are on every campus this year. This year, she said, student enrollments are up. Also, a new IRS ruling has ended tax write - offs for unused books, and so publishers are printing in smaller runs, she said. Both these factors result in shortages that are not controllable on the level of the campus bookstore, she said. "What you're paying for is not entirely the bookstore's fault," she said. The Parkside bookstore, Stoffle said, pays a rental fee every month of $600 plus 6% of gross sales. Last year's university profit on rental came to $25,000, Stoffle said. This money was used for various student functions, like Winter Carnival and High School Night, she said. Until two years ago, these funds were used to "keep the Union out of the red," Stoffle said. On Monday, Parkside Security Chief Ron Brinkman said that no report had been filed and no action was being taken against student protestors involved in the incident. Brinkman said that demonstrations are allowed inside Parkside buildings, but that protestors may not obstruct access to University lands, buildings, or rooms. Protestors also may not carry signs supported by standards or sticks, make excessive noise or threaten or attempt to use force or violence against members of th e university community or university property. "These things happen so seldom here that my officer had no experience in dealing with it (the protest)," Brinkman said. "Now that the officers know the rulings, it won't happen again." Thursday, April 16,1981 Breadth of Knowledge: revise the revision by Ken Meyer Editor Revising the Breadth of Knowledge requirements will not affect students currently at Parkside, but it is a matter of such importance that we must not act selfishly and uncaringly about the proposed change. Requirements are the essence of a university. They reveal how an institution feels about the way higher education should be conducted. If the requirements are weak and unstructured, the university looks like a failure. If the requirements are overly rigid and extreme, the university will suffer by appearing unattractive to prospective students. On that scale, the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are more the former and the proposed changes propel the requirements completely across the spectrum to the latter. What we need now is a satisfactory median. Many problems and concerns were brought out last Friday at a student forum in which students gave their opinions on how the proposed revisions would affect them and their majors. Among the students' complaints: financial burdens caused by students having to stay at Parkside an extra semester or two; staffing problems caused by offering more sections of r equired courses (either that or have bigger class sizes); too much diluting from a student's work in his or her particular field of study. Some people don't see the difference between the current and the proposed requirements because a student would still need 120 credits to graduate. The average requirements for a major are 40 credits; add on the current Breadth of Knowledge it becomes 78 credits (counting foreign language). So that leaves roughly 40. credits of electives a student can take. That seems adequate. But the proposal would raise the number of Breadth of Knowledge requirements by 10, thereby lowering the number of e lectives. Also, the proposed requirements go from the current broad and inconclusive requirements to a set of requirements that contain questionable areas. They are proposing too many required credits. Not only would the proposal reduce the number of ele ctives, it would, as students said at the forum, create financial burdens, staffing problems and scheduling conflicts. The APC should fix the loopholes of the Breadth of Knowledge without adding to the number of credits. Fix the problems but don't create additional ones. It's commendable that the Academic Policies Committee wants the best for Parkside's requirements by reviewing existing standards to see if they are doing what they were intended to do. Revisions are needed, and the Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee saw that. But the bottom line is, their revision needs to be revised. New SOC officers should clean up election process by G. Helgeson At the last bi-weekly meeting of the Student Organizations Council (SOC), next year's chairperson and vice-chairperson were elected. Sort of. On April 7, Sarkis Yoghourtdjian, who is currently president of International Students, became SOC's new chair. Chuck Neu was elected vice-chair. I have absolutely no quarrel with the persons who are in these positions. Becuase of my work for Ranger, I am familiar with both Neu and Yoghourtdjian, who seem to be very concerned, capable people. They have convinced me they are committed to solving SOC's current problems responsibly. And they seem to be very aware of their joint ties to the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and to individual student groups. During the voting process last week, however, I did notice certain inadequacies that I challenge these new leaders to correct as their first project in office. As soon as club presidents entered the room last week, they were handed ballots with a list of names on them and told to vote.. Many voters seated around me were confused — and understandably so. They had hever heard those candidates running against the incumbents speak. Many of them had not even been present two weeks prior when the candidates had been pointed out to the group by SOC chair Jan Oechler, who was running for reelection. Many of them had never met the non-incumbent candidates. Yoghourtdjian also noticed the confusion. He tried to correct that situation by making a motion before the other members to provide a few minutes before the voting process was completed for all the candidates to introduce themselves and to address the pertinant issues. A vote was taken and failed 10-8-2. None of the other candidates then spoke, except Oechler, who was chairing the meeting. When the official vote was tallied, it was discovered that Yoghourtdjian had won by one vote, and Neu had won by four votes, making the election a very close one. Even more surprising than the vote, however, was the number of persons who voted. In the vote to decide whether or not members would hear from their candidates, 20 persons voted. In the election itself, 33 persons voted. There is truly something wrong when so many out of a voting body do not register even an abstention to show their preference on an issue as important as whether or not candidates for leadership positions will speak to them before an election. Moreover, there is something drastically wrong when the chair of that body accepts a vote that nowhere near represents the wishes of the group as a whole. This is especially true when a simple command for order from Oechler would have increased the vote and lessened everyone's confusion. Yoghourtdjian and Neu won by only a slim margin; that means they will be under some pressure to prove themselves during the coming year. One of the ways in which they can gain more support from SOC members (and a lot of other people around here) is to get to work on the sort of proglems that were ironically reflected in the process that Yoghourtdjian and Neu got their positions through. I challenge them to do so. Happy Easter ganger Ken Meyer FHitnr .".'::::;:.Bui.nesV^nager Sue Michett _dS Wendy Wes.pha, Feature id! o Eton pt^nn Edi,°r 5 "" p*"ln0 Ginger Helgeson Photo Editor Edjtor STAFF Carni ££?*» Farrel1' Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston Kim Schlater, Janet Wells, Jeff Wicks ' res pons! ble'tor"i is* ed i torla | e^Mcyband'content °' UWParkside and th*V are solely 013,; u„. Names w ill be wi thheld f or va lid rea sons reserves ll! "1 2/8t.9 a m' ,or Publication on T hursday. The RA NGER SSorTcfrS" Pr""'egeS Which 'coni^SK from the ganger staff |OP 4Q4UST THE WAU. C4Pn*M57 Sunset Fog Soc/ALlSssif y A j U i \ HE Y Coaj IUL ? To the Editor: Concerned over proposed change in r equirements To the Editor: Recently I attended an open forum put on by PSGA. The forum's agenda was the proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge as stated on February 25, 1981. T his proposal was published in the April 2nd issue of the Ranger. This proposal would change the Breadth of Knowledge from the current 30-38 cr. to approximately 48 cr. A fairly strong student turnout was evident due to the sensitive issue and the promotion by the current president, Jim Kreuser. Beecham Robinson, chair of the Academic Policy Committee, was pleased at the opportunity to exchange ideas with the student body. He said that this was the first time in his nine years at Parkside that he had the opportunity to participate in a forum with students. With the support of Prof. Datta and Prof. Carmen the students expressed their deep concern over th~ present proposal. Many valid points were brought up and it is hoped that this attempt to show the Committee the flaws in their proposal will be met with an open mind. I, along with members of the student body that I have talked to, express our deep concern over this change in policy. I feel that the present Breadth of Knowledge is more than adequate and major change to it would lower the quality of education. If the changes were to be implemented most, if not all, special interest classes would be eliminated. Higher level courses in all areas would be offered less frequently because the staff would have an increased number of introductory classes. Persons majoring in Med. Tech., Pre Med, Pre Law, IEH, and some education majors would find it impossible to graduate in four years unless they took summer school. More importantly, more money is going to be spent, both by the student and the school. The school is going to have to offer more classes at more times and add ad hoc instructors to meet this load; which will increase costs and lower the quality of education. Many students will be at school for longer times during the day andor evenings; some will have to stay an extra semester. Where is this money to come from when financial aid is being reduced and Parkside's operating budget being cut back? I ask you, the students and faculty, to speak out against this change in the Breadth of Knowledge. We should have the right to an individualized education and not to be "universally cloned." John Alan Kemper ganger is now accepting applications for Editor and Business Manager for the 1981-82 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 24, 1981 Send application ^Lcom & resume to : UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 UW System produces blueprint for equality MADISON - The UW-System has reviewed its 1970's progress toward equal opportunity in education and produced a blueprint for successfully completing the effort in the 1980's. A UW System task force report mailed last week to members of the board of regents contains 33 recommendations for attaining equal opportunity for women in this decade. "This report appropriately stresses what remains to be done rather than emphasizing the often significant progress that has been made by our institutions," President Robert M. O'Neil said in a covering letter. "It is a blueprint designed to give guidance to the entire system in Working toward achieving its commitment to equal opportunity in education and employment," he added. The regents, meeting in Madison today and tomorrow (April 9-10), will be asked to approve a time schedule for institutional review of the task force recommendations. They also will be asked to adopt recommendations to establish a system advisory council on the report and give funding for the academic and non - academic needs of women a top priority in the next several biennial budgets. The Regents' Task Force on the Status of Women was chaired by Board President Joyce Erdman of Madison. It began its work in December, 1979 and last year held a system - wide series of hearings. The resulting report, said Erd- Assistant Chancellor Stoffle replies to Task Force optimism by G. Helgeson "I guess I would be a bit skeptical," Carla Stoffle commented on the UW-System projection of changes in the status of women in Wisconsin higher education during the 1980's. Stoffle chaired UW-Parkside's Institutional Resource Committee for the Task Force on the Status of Women last spring. She is also one of the highest ranking women in the UW-System campus administration. One of her foremost concerns is about the status of women and minorities in education. Stoffle feels that it is "naive" to believe that making recommendations about women's status in education is enough to solve their problems. "One of the criticisms I have heard is that all the Task Force did was make recommendations," she said. "No way of enforcing them is the problem. A few years ago, it was the same for the minority Task Force." However, Stoffle does feel that the Task Force accomplished some goals. "They did a good, thorough job of laying out the problem areas," she said, "and the position of Woman Council to the President of the System means that women will have more direct influence than they have in the past. Reporting directly to the President is a way of keeping problems on the front burner." The only way that women can make significant progress, according to Stoffle, is by making it possible for women to move into non - traditional fields in the university, by actively seeking women for faculty positions and by making visible those women who are already qualified for administrative positions in education. "Once you have significant numbers of women in these areas," Stoffle said, "you'll begin to see more women hired for non - traditional positions, as faculty, in administrative positions at a higher level." "We've got to get women out of the idea that there are 'women's majors' with no alternatives," she said, adding, "It's OK if women want to major in college in a traditional field, but we've got to begin identifying women who need alternatives." One of the ways to help women open career choices, Stoffle said, is to reach them at the high school level. "A woman is still in high school when she decides not to take math, but her occupational choices are cut by 3/4 without it," she noted. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS OCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION Tomakeyour future look much brighter. In the areas of women in faculty and administrative positions, Stoffle said the main tasks ahead are in identifying^ and recommending women who are capable. "Many women are qualified for positions in higher education now," she said, "but they need to be recommended initially by someone important, to get a step ahead "of everyone else. That's the way the system works." Women who are already in these positions need to help other women, Stoffle said. "Women are going to have to be a little more tolerant of other women, more supportive," she said. "Women in administration cannot be 'queen bees' and hope to help other women. They cannot remain unique and different." "Even with men who get ahead, if you are different, you are subject to all kinds of gossip. Women must learn to be less sensitive to it, not to be afraid to be themselves. Women administrators have certain qualities, as do successful men, that make them aware and sensitive to people's problems. This is a much more humane way to go. This is an androgynous quality." Also, Stoffle sees the Task Force recommendations as "pointing out some unique needs of women, like the recommendation for better child care facilities. I hope it goes through, but eight or ten years ago, you wouldn't have even seen the recommendation." "But you can't relax," Stoffle said. "I worry about the Reagan administration. Now what we're going to see across the country is how many people are really for affirmative action when much of the social legislation is removed." 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"By this deliberate and careful process we have now evolved a sound analysis of the present status of women, an analysis on which we have built pragmatic recommendations for attaining the needed goals of equal opportunity in the present decade," said Erdman. In its review, the task force found: Regent policy providing equal opportunities in education and eliminating discrimination based on sex had not been fully carried out. Women students still are clustered in such traditional areas of study as education, the arts, home economics and library sciences. Regent policies in the area of equal opportunity and affirmative action have not had a substantial impact on improving the status of women. Women employees remain in lower status and lower pay positions in the system. Current budget priorities offer no incentive to improve women's employment status. Sexual harassment is a serious issue facing students and employees. Campus protection and security is an area of continuing concern. The task force recommendations urged these actions in prescribed areas: STUDENTS — programs to encourage women to enter fields in which they have been traditionally underrepresented, reallocation of student service resources to meet the special needs of women, evaluation of campus security and health services available to women, and exploration of ways to provide more adequate child care. FACULTY — improve institutional records on recruiting, hiring, retention and promotion of faculty women; correct salary inequities between males and females; re - examine personnel rules to assure that women and minorities would not be disproportionately affected by layoffs. WOMEN'S STUDIES — ask faculty to incorporate material about women into the curriculum, introduce classroom materials reflecting the diversity of women's roles and experiences, seek every means to sustain women's studies programs in periods of funding decline. ACADEMIC STAFF — review personnel rules, procedures and practices to determine if they adversely affect the institutional participation and professional pursuits of women; support salary equity for women and programs to further their professional development. CLASSIFIED STAFF — support and strengthen equal pay policy; make training and development programs more accessible to clerical staff; support flexible work hours, job sharing and permanent part time positions; make a more equitable distribution of clerical positions within pay ranges. WOMEN IN ADMINISTRATION — reaffirm regent policy that search and screen committees agressively seek women candidates; strongly encourage internal promotion at the middle management level; introduce administrative internship programs for women at each institution in the system. The task force also asked the regents to adopt a series of changes in equal opportunity policy to strengthen affirmative action efforts. These include annual reports to the regents which assess institutional progress toward affirmative action goals; periodic examination of all employment policies, practices and procedures to assure none discriminate, and adequate financial support for affirmative action offices. You Don't Have to Invest Your Entire Summer to Earn Credits at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh > i i OSHKOSH * one 8-week session June 15 - August 7 * two 4-week sessions «£une 15 - July 10 July 13 - A ugust 7 * 4-day class week * early morning classes * evening classes For information, clip and mail the form below to: Summer Semester University of Wisconsin Oshkosh Oshkosh, Wisconsin 54901 Please send me a Summer Class Schedule Name. Address. City .State. .Zip. 4 Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER Student " M0C2U'eWSki' ^ National premiere UW-P hosts "See What I Sa y" by G. Heigeson UW - Parkside will host the premiere of "See What I Say," a film that speaks to the important shared concerns of advocates of deaf awareness and the feminist community, on May 9. The Union Cinema premiere will begin at Coupon V2 Off on the second buffet Eat All You Want Buffet Lunch Buffet $4.35 Dinner Buffet $6.55 10% Discount with UW-P I.D. Villa Capri Shopping Center 2116-20th Place 551-7883 2:30 p. m., with a wine and cheese reception to follow in the Bazaar area. Currently a finalist in the American Film Festival in New York, the film has been purchased by WGBH public television in Boston for a Holiday Special airing nationally this summer. Sponsors for "See What I Say" at Parkside are the Educational Outreach Office and Parkside Women's Concourse. Interviews with four deaf women and with feminist songwriter Holly Near, whose filmed concert is interpreted for the deaf, combine to reveal the frustrations of the deaf, who have limited access to cultural and political events. The film also captures the excitement that a live performance brings to the deaf community, while a hearing audience experiences a new language. Near's music is interpreted by Susan Freundlich, who incorporated mime and dance into American Sign Language. The film is a 25 minute, 16 mm documentary that was produced and directed by Michigan Women Filmmakers. Project directors for the film were Freddi Stevens, a special education instructor at Reuther Alternative High School in Kenosha, and Linda Chapman and Pam Le Blanc, both from 0e*Aosiria//^ Mail Personally Yours To: Stretch & Sew Fabrics 6100 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 Shirt Color Size S-M-L-XL Initials (3) Monogram Color Ladies ready-made scoop-neck shirt in a 50% polyester/50% cotton interlock knit. 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"The film won't be completed until it is captioned," Stevens said. "One of the major goals of this film is to show people how films and other cultural events can be made accessible to the deaf audience." "Our work on the film really started two years ago when all three of us attended the Michigan Women's Musical Festival," Stevens said. Everything was interpreted. Now that we're almost finished with captioning, we're really excited about the product we have to share. While working on "See What I Say," we learned not only more about film, but about the problems of the hearing impaired. We feel we have created a model of what can be done to include them in cultural activities." Student tickets for the Union Cinema premiere of "See What I Say" can be purchased at the Union Information Desk. The public can also obtain tickets from the Kenosha Achievement Center, Society's Assets of Racine or Developmental Disabilities Information Service of Racine. Tickets are priced at $3 for students and $6 for the public. Volunteers needed for conference by G. Heigeson Volunteer workers are needed for the week before and the days of UW - Parkside's womens conference, according to Esther Letvin, on - campus organizer for the conference. A training session will be held for volunteers at 1 p. m. on Monday in Greenquist 210, she said. At that time, volunteers will be able to work with the conference coordinators on publicity planning and can sign up to work during the conference. "Some volunteers will be able to attend the conference free if they donate enough of their time," Letvin said. She encourages students to volunteer. The conference, entitled "Accent on Women," will feature a one - woman dramatization of the life of 19th century feminist Margaret Fuller, a lecture on "Women in the Work Force" by feminist commentator Caroline Bird, an organizational fair featuring community agencies from Kenosha and Racine and a full day series of workshops. It will be held at Parkside on Friday night through Saturday, April 24 - 25. Childcare for the first 50 registered conference goers and volunteers will be supplied by Parkside's Child Care Center free of charge. Reservations must be made by April 15. For more information, call Maureen Budowle at ext. 2227. Brochures and registration forms for the conference are available at the Union Information Desk, at the Main Place Kiosk and at the Child Care Center. For more informaton call ext. 2351 between 1 and 5 p. m. weekdays. The conference fee, which includes all the events and a luncheon in the Union Dining Room, is $6.50 for students and $10.50 for the public. MDA summer camp requests recruits The Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) is recruiting student volunteers for an 8-day residential summer camp for children and teens, ages 8 to 18, with muscular dystrophy. The camp will be held June 13 - 20,1981 at the YMCA Camp Minikani on Amy Belle Lake in Hubertus, Wisconsin approximately a 30 minute drive northwest of Milwaukee. The main purpose of the camp is to provide a release for the camper, a chance to get away and a chance to communicate with others sharing common interests and mutual problems. While at camp, the campers and volunteers participate in a most diversified program of activities. There is swimming, boating, fishing, horseback riding, riflery, modified forms of baseball, hockey and other activities including art and crafts. Because the campers are physically handicapped and almost all are in wheelchairs, volunteer attendants are necessary. The MDA policy states that there will be one volunteer for each and every camper that attends. Without volunteers such a camp could not exist. The attendant is someone outside the home with whom the camper can talk with, depend on and confide in. He or she assists the camper whenever he or she needs help, actually becoming the campers arms and legs. The attendant is available to the camper 24 hours a day when necessary. Volunteers are required to arrive at camp Saturday morning, June 13th. Campers arrive on June 14th. This gives the volunteers a full day and evening for staff training and orientation. Room and board will be furnished. The only expense for the attendant is transportation to and from camp. The MDA is always in need of good volunteers. They believe that the program provides an excellent experience for students, both personally and professionally. For this reason, the MDA Summer Camp has been used as a field replacement for student credit or as a partial requirement in an independent studies program. If you wish to attend the MDA camp, send for an application to: MDA Summer Camp, 5918 W. North Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53208 or phone (414) 453-7600. Patronize Our Advertisers mmmmm mmmmin j AMow 2-3 weeks for delivery Zip ^oc'e -j .State POSTAL INSTANT PRESS Only BUCK to a Customer WILL GIVE THE BEARER ON DEMAND $1.00 TOWARD ANY RESUME PRINTING WHILE-YOU-WAIT 'ONE FAST BUCK< RANGER Thursday , April 16,1981 James recreates Fuller's life in one-woman show Margaret Fuller was America's "first feminist." She started the first "rap" sessions in Boston, was the first to speak out for women's rights, authored the first book on the condition of women, was the New York Tribune's first female reporter and its first foreign correspondent, and was a leading light in 19th century Transcendentalism. New York actress Laurie James recreates that remarkable life in her one - woman show "Still Beat Noble Hearts," to be presented at Parkside's Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 24, in conjunction with an "Accent on Women" conference the following day on campus. Fuller's book, "Women in the 19th Century," laid the ground work for feminism in the United States in the 1840s, forming the first written statement on women's issues. The book was widely criticized as immoral for its advocacy of women's rights. Born in 1810, t he eldest of e ight children, Fuller was given a classical education rare for girls of her era. She also early formed friendships with such giants of Transcendentalism as Emerson and Thoreau. Forced by her father's death to support her family, she launched intellectual discussion groups for women in Boston and shared the editorship of Dial magazine. At Horace Greeley's invitation, she joined his New York Tribune where her articles called for a new American literature and art, for 2n reform and for women's nghts. She went to Europe as a joreign correspondent in 1846 became a supporter of revolutionary movement in Rome fhl n?arruied a young nob,eman, the Marchese Giovanni Ossoli. duller, her husband and young &on were killed in a shipwreck aunng a voyage to America in 1850. James' dramatic presentation, interlaced with slides showing historic locations in Fuller's saga, deals with the American period of her life and career. James wrote me show based on several years of research and currently is at work on a sequel dealing with Fuller's European years. James launched her show before NOW chapters in New York, later performed it at Harvard University where Margaret Fuller Day" was proclaimed and has just completed a west coast tour. Writer-actress James follows in the Fuller tradition in her own life, combining professional activity with marriage and five children Both husband and kids, she says, are supportive of her efforts to bring Fuller's story to wider public attention. Admission to her performance is included in the registration fee for the "Accent on Women" program. Individual tickets are $2.50 and may be purchased at the door. A wine reception will follow the performance. Honor society now accepting applications The Scholastic All - American Selection Committee is now accepting applications for the 1981 Spring Semester. Students who are active in scholastic organizations and who perform well in class are asked to join. The Scholastic All - American is an honor society founded to recognize this country's top undergraduate and graduate students. Five thousand students are selected from over 1,280 schools covering all 50 states. Members participate in various nationally organized service projects each year. Students are selected for con- Discussion on wellness During the Activity Hour on Wednesday, April 22, 1981, the Campus Health Office and the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee School of Nursing Consortial Nursing Program at Parkside will present a panel discussion on Health and Wellness in Union Room 106, from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. The nurse participants will be Esther Alexanian, Administrator, Community and Family Health Services of Kenosha County; LuAnn Wells, Community Health Educator, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Carol Jacobs, Director of Nursing, Schoop Memorial Home, Racine. sideration based on the extent of their academic and scholastic performance both in and out of th e classroom. No one factor is weighed heaviest when a new member is considered. A student's best asset must be his or her "well roundedness." Interested students are asked to send a stamped, self - addressed envelope to "Applications," Scholastic All - American, Administrative Offices, P. O. Box 237, Clinton, New York, 13324. Application deadline is May 30. All students are encouraged to submit an application regardless of their grade point average. LEITCH PRINTING CORPORATION For The Very Best in Resume Printing 1619 - 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 652-1837 Conference explores issues facing women in the '80's Author and social researcher Caroline Bird, who has won a reputation as a "centerist" in the women's right's movement, will keynote a major conference exploring 55 different issues facing women in the '80s on Saturday, April 25, a t UW - Parkside. Bird, who will open the Saturday sessions at 9 a. m., following 8:30 a. m. registration in Wyllie Library - Learning Center Main Place, is widely known for her books, "Born Female: The High Cost of Keeping Women Down," '^Everything a Woman Needs to Know to Get Paid What She's Worth," and "The Two Paycheck Marriage." Her knowledge of trends in both business and education has resulted in guest appearances on several national TV shows including "The Today Show," "Good Morning America," and "Sixty Minutes." Between 10:45a. m. and 4 p. m., conference participants will be offered choices from among 43 seventy - five minute sessions and 12 two and one - half hour sessions dealing with a variety of topics i n c l u d i n g i n t e r p e r s o n a l relationships, career and work life, health and female sexuality, stereotyping, marital property reform, education and re - entry to the work world, combining home and job responsibilities, life styles and life stages, women and unions, volunteerism, coping mechanisms and women's support services and networking. In conjunction with the conference, a number of local women's organizations and agencies will participate in a fair at which they will distribute literature and other information on their services. The "Accent on Women" ACCENT on WOMEN.. April 24-25, 1981 program is sponsored by UW - Parkside, University Extension and the Wo/Men's Bureau of Gateway Technical Institute. Student group co - sponsor's are Political Science Club, Parkside Women s Concourse and Parkside Student Government Association Advance registration is required by April 20. Why do some people think Bud. is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) When you say Budweiser., you've said it all! ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC, • ST. LOUIS Thursday, April 16,1981 Problem-solving workshop offered i tmi V-* . . _ . "The Bottom Line," an organization of Parkside communication students, will present a workshop entitled "Problem Solving — Thinking Hard Doesn't Always Work" on April 23, in union 207 from 8-9:15 p.m. Since everyone can "own" at least one problem — related to job, school, or home, "The Bottom Line" intends to aid workshop participants to focus on real problems as opposed to a problem's symptoms. The workshop will first show a film strip: "Using Your Head Creatively." Participants will Mexican immigration discussed then form groups of three to four people, using cooperative problem solving techniques while aided by consultants. Each participant will receive a workshop folder, containing helpful articles, brain teasers, and a problem solving bibliography. Refreshments will be served. Door prizes will be drawn at the end of the session. The workshop is free and open to students, staff, and faculty. For further information, interested persons may contact Jan Brown at 554-1200 or Terri Londre at 636- 7666. I McGovern to discuss USSR Professor Dan McGovern of the Political Science Discipline will present a slide/lecture program on the Soviet Union, Wednesday, April 22 in Union 104 from 1-2 p.m. The talk, entitled "Inside the Soviet Union Today," will describe the recent trip taken by Prof. McGovern and 10 Parkside students during spring break. It will focus on Moscow, Leningrad, and Tallin with special emphasis on the Kremlin and political control, Soviet cultural highlights, the educational system, and the current standard of living in the USSR. The program is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center for Activity Period and is free and open to students, faculty and staff. by Jeff Wicks "Mexico — U. S. Relations: Immigration and the Labor Market" was the subject of the March 31 public forum held at Parkside. The program, moderated by Behavioral Science Professor Lionel Maldonado, featured guest speakers Patrick Lucey, former Wisconsin Governor who served as U. S. Ambassador to Mexico during the Carter Administration; Dr. Paul Storing, formerly on the Bureau of Inter - American Affairs; and Dr. Richard Perlman, labor economist and Latin American specialist at UW - Milwaukee. Dr. Storing was asked to speak when the scheduled speaker, Everett Ellis Briggs was unable to appear. Lucey stated that the current program concerning illegal aliens from Mexico is ineffective. He said that although temporary immigration to the United States is frequently dicussed, permanent immigration is not. Lucey said that two - thirds of the illegal immigrants who cross the border into the U. S. r eturn home. Lucey also pointed out that U. S. money made by "undocumented workers," as they are officially called, is sent back home to support family and friends still living in Mexico. The former ambassador stated that although illegal alien labor is used all over the U. S. unscrupulous businessmen in the border states thrive on cheap foreign labor. The "undocumented workers" do not complain about very low usages and terrible working conditions because their employers will report them to the Immigration and Naturalization Service. "I think we should grant amnesty for everybody who has been here since January 1, 1980. I think that the most reprehensible part of the bulk of Immigration and Naturalization is to try to sneak out and send back ... the most reproductive people to Mexico." Dr. Storing pointed out that although many Americans are upset aboqt the aliens working in the U. S., they do not realize that prices are lower on food and clothing products when Mexican labor is used because it is cheap. "The Mexican government seems content with the status quo, as it allows an escape valve for a large per cent of the people, 40 or 50% of the workforce," Storing said. He said that the Reagan Administration is looking at the Select Commissions' recom- British Labor Party crisis contains political realignment vehicle hv Stisnn Mirhotti " Thn f,..n n.:u.L . .. ... ^ mendations. Storing said that progress has been made by both countries' administrations. Perlman gave some statistics on what he called "the numbers game" concerning Mexican immigrants, life expectancy in Mexico and the Mexican workforce. Perlman said that 20 years ago the 1960 census reported 35 million Mexicans. In 1980, there were 70 million. "If that rate were to continue for the next 40 y ears, there would be as many Mexicans as there are Americans — about 280 million," said Perlman. "There aren't more people being born in Mexico. There are fewer people dying; so that children live to adulthood, adults live to middle age. Twenty years ago the average life span in Mexico was 47. Now it's 64," Perlamn said. "Only 18 million are working out of 70 million. The rest are children — 16 i s the average age," said Perlman. He pointed out that Mexico still does not have an economy with much industry. A video tape of the forum is on reserve in the library under Prof. Kenneth Hoover's name and may be viewed during library hours. by Susan Michetti "The End of the Broad Church? Fundamentalism in the British Labour Party"- was discussed at Parkside's Roundtable on March 30 by Colin Hargrave, a Labour Council Member from the London Borough of Bexley. The Labor Party in Great Britain is now facing its most serious crisis in history and could possibly result in a fundamental realignment in the British Party system, according to Hargrave. The two major British Parties, the Labour Party and the Conservative Party, are relatively •evenly matched in their national electoral appeal. Yet election results create the semblence of big political changes because a three percent swing can change control of government between the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Currently, the Labour Party is only 12 seats away from winning control of the Parliamentary government. Students concerned Continued From Page One courses to take)," said student Gary Strathman. "You're forcing me into things I don't think I need." Another student commented that it is the job of advisors to inform students about which courses would be beneficial in their particular fields. Luis Valldejuli, PSGA Senator, said, "High school is where they ask you to take all these courses and see what you want to do in life. I don't think we need- to do all this in a university. I'm an adult. I can decide what I want to do now." Visiting Assoc. Professor John Carman suggested that a research project on the importance and implementation of the Breadth of Knowledge be undertaken to determine if the requirements need revision. "One of the main issues here is whether there should be any requirements. And for sure, we should not impose new requirements until the old ones are shown where they are wrong." Professor Datta said that the APC should "mend the problems, solve what you've got rather than create a whole bunch of problems that the students are not going to be able to solve." The issues and comments brought up at the student forum will be submitted to the APC along with all additinal input from other areas. Announcements of division meetings pertaining to the Breadth of Knowledge will be posted on the PSGA office window, next to the Coffee Shoppe. The Science division will meet Friday, April 17 at 1p .m. in GRNQ D-lll. Hargrave said that a new British party called the Social Democratic Party was launched in March by a dissatisfied group withing the Labur Party, which is unhappy with the left wing of the Labour Party. The growth of the left wing in England predates Margaret Thatcher's right wing government, according to Hargrave. Factional strife is nothing new in the British Labour Party, but the change is contained between "the decent left of the fifties and the indecent left of today," Hargrave said. He explained that most of the new left are young people who are not especially well - educated. "Some are sincere, but others are motivated by the savage ... Their understanding of Marx consists of cliches when you try to pin them down," Hargrave said. He said that Harold Wilson has reminded the British people that the Labour Party was always a broad church and that a split could create a threatening new situation. The Labour Party has been more tolerant of Trotskyites and Soviet sympathizers which have only been permitted to join the Labour Party recently; yet this new left, in turn, is not very CLASSIFIED ADS Silly PERSONALS DO YOU WANT SILLY RULES? politicians? Do you want control of this silly Institution? Then vote silly party in the next PSGA election. The Larch VOLTAR is a necrophiliac and his mother is a pedophile. The Larch HOPE ya have a good Easter Cocoa Puffs! Love, Me! GOOD LUCK this season baseball players. The Cheerleaders THE PEP SQUAD NEEDS YOU! Cheerleaders TEN CHEERLEADERS are in need of a lift! Join squad MALES NEEDED for mounting. 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He said that perhaps this movement to radical policies is not so bad because now the complacent Labour members are being called upon to be more accountable. Hargrave said that old cliches and dogmatics are abundant, creating disillusionment with policies. "In a democratic system, government should be conducted by intelligence," Hargrave said. The wide change in the traditional Labour vote, caused by massive disaffection of voters who are not just abstainers but actually voting conservative, is disturbing to Hargrave. Yet, Hargrave finds that the members of the radical left are strangely unconcerned. "Pleasing a small group of Labour Party activists is not democracy," Hargrave said. Instead, Hargrave pointed out that the Labour Party should seek the opinions of the people that it wishes to represent rather than the members squabbling amongst themselves. Hargrave said that the novelty of a new party may be a sufficiently serious force that could bring about relignment. The Social Democratic Party, comprised of the break - away members of the right wing of the Labour Party, hopes to eitiist the support of the Liberal party through some sort of an issue pact, according to Hargrave. Considering that the Liberal Party generally carries 15 - 20% of the vote, three possibilities for major realignment are possible. The Social Democratic Party could gain Parliamentary power only if it could enlist the entire Liberal Party and about one - half of the Labour Party. Otherwise the Social Democratic Party may prevent the Labour Party from gaining control in the next election. Meanwhile, this movement could force the Labour Party to become more accountable. "For the press and the academics, these are exciting times; for the Labour Party, it is not clear where we are going," Hargrave said. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads 10 words or less. 3. 30$ will be charged for every additional 10 words < or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) I | Classification: Name SS No. Ranger WLLCD139 RANGER Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER photo by Kim Schlater Erick Hawkins Dance Co. f*'C* haWK|Ns DANCE COMPANY concluded the 1980-81 Accent on Enrichment Series. The program ended with the performance of "Agathlon" which features the entire company. Business management areas to be focus of sessions A "Professional Development Day" focusing on the future of Wisconsin business and industry and trends in four specific business management functional areas will be held at Parkside on Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. with registration in the Campus Union. A morning general session in Greenquist Hall room 103 will include presentations on "The Business Outlook for Wisconsin in the '80s and '90s" by Dale A. Landgren, project specialist for forecasting and economics, Wisconsin Electric Power Co., Milwaukee; "Interest Rates and Inflation - Short Term and Long Term Expectations" by Russell Kafka, first vice president, Heritage Bank, Milwaukee; and "Prospects for Business Growth in Southeastern Wisconsin" by Ettore Barbatelli, chairman, Valuation Research Corp., Milwaukee. Concurrent sessions will be held from 1:15 to 4 p.m. in four specific management areas: Developments in Accounting and Financial Reporting: Speakers will be William J. Chernelich, CPA, senior manager, Price-Waterhouse & Co., Milwaukee, on "Trends in Financial Reporting - FASB and SEC"; Charles Baker, CPA, manager, Ernst & Whinney, Cleveland, on "Inflation Accounting"; and Don W. Elleman, pianager of internal accounting, Clark Oil & Refining Corp., Milwaukee, on "The Changing Role and Responsibilities of the Internal Auditor." Developments in Management Information Systems: Mary Aschauer, office systems specialist, IBM, Milwaukee, "Office Systems Overview"; and Gregory A. LaFond, manager, management services department, Arthur Young and Co., Milwaukee, "Feasibility and Cost- Benefit Analysis of Word Processing Systems." Developments in Management Planning: Allan Kauth, vice president, Forum Ltd., Milwaukee, "MRP (Materials Requirement Planning) to BRP (Business Requirements Planning): Journey Through the '80s"; and Duane E. Lakin, PhD, president, Lakin Associates, Milwaukee, "HRP (Human Requirements Planning): Key to Running a Business." Managing Stress in the Work Environment: Prof. James J. Polczynski, PhD, assistant professor, business and administrative science, UWParkside, "Coping with Stress: The Manager's Dilemma." Parkside business management alumni who will chair the sessions are Rex Brown, 1971, vice president of human relations, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Thomas Garner, 1972, controller, Aetna Bank, Chicago; Kenneth Van Kammen, 1972, senior systems analyst, Abbott Laboratories, Chicago; Thomas Baur, 1980, vice president of manufacturing, Dremel Division of Emerson Electric Company, Racine; and William G. Ferko, 1975, 1980, manager, finance office accounting, J.I. Case Credit Corp., Racine. The program is sponsored by the Parkside Division of B usiness and Administrative Science, the Small Business Development Center Management Assistance Center and the UW Extension Division of Business Outreach. The program carries .6 Continuing Education Units (CEUs). Advance registration is required and can be made by contacting the Parkside Division of Business and Administrative Science in Molinaro Hall, Room 326 B, o r 553-2280 or 553-2 047. The fee, which includes luncheon, is $15 for an individual or $20 for an individual and spouse. Alumni College offers classes for graduates and their spouses The second annual Alumni College, for Parkside graduates and their spouses, will be held Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. in the Campus Union Bazaar. The program also is open to graduates of other UW System campuses. Thomas Krimmel, Director of Alumni and Placement Services, said Parkside has about 4,400 alumni, some 80 p ercent of them in the Southeastern Wisconsin / Northern Illinois area. The day-long Alumni College includes 14 cl asses. Morning class topics, from 9:15- noon, include buying a home in the '80s, calligraphy, personal computers, the economy under the Reagan administration, classical music and record collecting, biofeedback for fun and recreation, and 35 mm photography. Afternoon topics, from 1-3:45 p.m., include the home darkroom, starting a small business, the Soviet Union today, home energy conservation, a follow-up biofeedback session, prevention of job burn-out, and investment opportunities. Instructors will include Parkside faculty members, alumni and community resource persons. Class sessions have been scheduled so that participants will be able to select one course during the morning session and one during the afternoon. The program, which includes luncheon, will conclude with a cocktail reception at 3:45 p.m. Deadline for registration is April 21. The fee is $15 per person or $20 for an alumnus and spouse. More information can be obtained by contacting the Alumni and Placement Services office, D-173 Wyllie Library - Learning Center, Kenosha, 53141, phone 553-2452. Percussion, Wind Ensembles to perform A joint spring concert will be presented by the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 20, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $1 for adults and 50 cents for students and senior citizens and are available at the door. The Percussion Ensemble, directed by Linda Raymond, will present John Beck's Jazz Variants, Michael Colgrass' The Three Brothers and Gardner Read's The Aztec Gods. The Wind Ensemble, under the direction of Scott Mather, will perform Franz Joseph Haydn's Octet, Gordon Jacob's William Byrd Suite, Morton Gould's Ballad and Kenneth Alford's The Mad Major March. Coming Events Thursday, April 16 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. r Monday, April 20 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Prof. Linda Kamens will talk on "Social Program Evaluation: A Feminist Perspective". The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO CONCERT at lp. m. in Union Square with Roger Daltrey, Isaac Hayes, Pat Travers, Peter Gabriel and "Kool & t he Gang". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Scott Mather directing the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles. Admission at the door is 50% for students and senior citizens and $1.00 for others. Tuesday, April 21 CONCERT MENC student compositions at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. Wednesday, April 22 PANEL DISCUSSION "Wellness and Health Promotional Strategies" by a panel of three nurses and the UWP Health Office at 12:30 p. m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. SLIDE/LECTURE at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Prof. Dan McGovern will talk on "Inside Russia Today". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by the Library Learning Center. SENIOR RECITAL at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Monica Scholz, piano; Lynn Ruud, piano; and Tim Fox, trumpet. The program is free and open to the public, Thursday, April 23 FACULTY RECITAL at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema with Martha Dodds, soprano. The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPE will be repeated at 1 p. m. in Union Square. - Library hours during Easter Library hours on Good Friday, April 17, are 7:45 a. m. -12 noon. The library will be open as usual, 8:30a. m. -4:30 p. m., on Saturday and will be dosed on Easter Sunday. Senior recital to be held Monica Scholz, a piano student of Barbara English Maris, will present a senior recital at 8 p. m. on Wednesday, April 22, in the Communication Arts Theater. She will be assisted by Tim Fox, trumpet, and Lynn Ruud, piano, in the free public program. Scholz will perform Six Piano Pieces Op 118 by B rahms, Sonata in B-flat Mayor for Two Pianos by Clementi, Sonatine pour Trompette Ut et Piano by Casterede, a contemporary composer, and Sonata in F Major by Haydn. After her graduation in May, Scholz plans to open a studio for piano instruction in her home in Somers. Paddling Council formed The Parkside Area Paddling Council is a newly formed organziation for people interested in canoeing and kayaking. The dub will highlight several aspects of paddling, including safety, cruising (river touring), and competition, through workshops, clinics, and on the water experience. They will be holding their first meeting Thursday, April 23 at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside at 7:30 p. m. in room 107 of Molinaro Hall. Activities planned for the near future are a pool clinic on Saturday, April 25 at the Parkside pool from 2:004:00 p. m. There will be a variety of canoes and kayaks available for people to try, with demonstrations of the eskimo roll and canoeing skills. The following weekend there will be a Sunday afternoon cruise through the Horicon Marsh area on May 3. It will be a leisurely paddle down the Rock River with a break for a shore lunch. Saturday, May 16 the Pole, Paddle, Portage, and Push Canoe Race will be revived. The location of the race will be determined pending water conditions. Membership is open to anyone interested in paddling. If you have a favorite cruise or any special interests or talents there will be time to discuss them at the meeting. There will also be some paddling films shown at the meeting. For further information contact Steve Kaufman at 654- 0645, or Dave Vollmer at 553-5359. ~ Htntfa^arai SALES - PARTS 552-7070 County Hwy. "H" At Hwy, II, Stvrtouant, Wn. Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear r Softball team keeps winning RANGER photo by Doug Edenhauser during a game againft tht Colteje oTLak^Co^nt^ ^ +h'rd ^ Pep Squad needs men This past basketball season was the first time that the Parkside cheerleaders have used men on the Pep squad during the games. Hopefully it was the start of a trend that will continue here at Parkside. In an effort to perpetuate the trend, the Pep squad has organized two clinics and a tryout later this month in order to put together a group of men to accompany the women at a cheerleading camp to be held at the end of August at either Memphis State or the University of Michigan. For those who make the team the cost of t he camp will be paid. The first clinic will be held Wednesday, April 22nd at 6 p.m. in the gym. The second one will be held on Sunday, April 26th, also at 6 p.m. and also in the gym. If you are interested you should try to attend both of the clinics. Those who are unable to attend one or both of the clinics should contact Melanie at 552-8631 or Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. The tryouts for the men will be held Monday, April 27th at 6 p.m. in the gym. There are many advantages for those who make the squad. Along with the paid trip to the cheerleading camp, the team will travel to all of the away basketball games in the state, with some of those being overnight stays. Not to mention the fun. Table Tennis Club Parkside students took advantage of the opportunity to play and watch table tennis in Main Place on Wednesday, April 1st. The purpose of the exhibition, sponsored by Parkside Table Tennis Club, was to prove that table tennis is for everyone. "We want people to realize that the club is for everyone of all skill levels," explained Gary Ledger, PTTC President. "In fact, the club right now is composed of players of a wide variety of table tennis skills. This is why we can guarantee anyone who joins the club that there is another club member of comparable table tennis skill." One exhibition table featured two pairs of members. Brian Walley played Hak Jun Kim and Brian Langenbach played Matt Giovanelli. This attracted interest from the people passing by. The other table, an open play table, was for spectators to play. These players experienced first - hand that you don't have to be a good player to have fun — which is the idea behind the club. Certificates were presented by PTTC member Joan Mandli to all who participated, which included both students and staff. Variety was added to the exhibition with three special guests. Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle played PTTC member Patty DeLuisa. Patty edged out Asst. Chancellor Stoffle 11-8. Student body President Jim Kreuser then battled it out with his Vice - President, Kathy Bambrough. The two were equally matched. Kreuser won all three games 21-14, 21-1 8, 21-19. The club gained a new member during the event, with another dozen potential members that signed up at the open play table. "Our club is mainly a social club, to meet people and have fun. Thats why the club is for everyone - of all skill levels " Ledger said. by Doug Edenhauser Parkside's women's softball team continued its winning ways this past week by running its record to 9-1, with five victories in six games. April 7th, the women hosted the College of Lake County and took both games, the first one by a 7-4 score and the second one 12-11. Freshman Laura Laurenzi pitched the first game and got the win giving up only five hits. Although Parkside managed just two hits in this game the real story was the defense, or lack of it. Lake County committed six errors and the Rangers capitalized on them. The second game was more exciting as Parkside came from behind to win the game 12-11 on a home run by Debbie Lopez in the top of t he ninth inning. Freshman Paula Sandahl pitched the last five innings and got the win. Last Saturday the women travelled to Chicago to battle DePaul and lost their first game of the season, 3-1 in the first contest of a doubleheader. All the games that the women play are doubleheaders except for the tournament games. The games were played in the mud, eliminating Parkside's speed on the basepaths. The first game was won by DePaul, 3-1. Coach Linda Henderson said, "We shouldn't have lost that game. The field was terrible. We let them have two runs in the fourth." In that inning, the first woman up got a double, then Parkside retired the next two batters and it looked like they would get out of the inning. Pitcher Lynn Barth hit the next batter and then walked two more to force in a run. An error by Debbie Lopez gave up the second run in the inning and that was all DePaul needed. They scored an insurance run in the sixth inning to seal the victory and hand the Rangers their only loss to date. Lynn Barth pitched the whole game for the Rangers and got stuck with the loss. The Rangers took the second game 3-0 as Paula Sandahl pitched another complete game victory. Debbie Lopez got three hits in four times up to the plate hitting in the fourth spot in the batting order. Lead-off hitter Laura Laurenzi went 2 for 3. "She's getting on base and that's her job," Henderson said. April 6th, the Rangers took on conference foe Carthage and had to battle their own lack of def ense before winning the first game 6-5. "The game shouldn't have been that close, but we made seven errors. Fortunately they made five errors," Henderson said. Jeanne Hintz and Kathy Tobin both went three for four at the plate as Parkside knocked Carthage pitching for 14 hits. Lynn Barth got the win, running her season record to 3-1. Paula Sandahl again proved to be the Ranger's ace pitcher as she ran her season record to 5-0 with a two hitter. The difference in the two games was the defense. Hintz made a great catch early in the game and Laurenzi made another one later in the game. Both hits prevented possible runs by Carthage. Parkside played flawless defense in this game, while the opponents only committed one error. Parkside's next home game is Thursday against Northwestern Illinois at 3 p.m. on the Pets diamond. Sharp breaks another record Trudging 25 times around a track with a 20 m.p.h. wind blowing, Parkside's Ray Sharp turned in another awesome performance by winning the 10,000 meter walk at the Parkside Invitational last Saturday. Sharp's time of 42:12.2 set an American record for the distance, thus eclipsing the old mark by an astonishing fifteen seconds! Sharp said, "I may have brought my time down under forty - two minutes if th e wind hadn't been so strong." The rest of the five man field was dominated by Parkside Freshman Will Preischel took third with a PR of 48:34, and Tim Houden took fifth with a time of 54:59. All - American walker Steve Ball, who took fourth in this year's NAIA national indoor meet, will be out for the rest of the season due to a fractured vertebrae. The rest of the men's track team showed vast improvement compared to earlier indoor performances. In the field events, John Anderson flung himself to a first place finish by jumping 13'6" in the pole vault. Chicago freshman Greg Sanders leaped 42'3/4" in the triple jump to capture second place. Lewis Adams took fifth in the hammer throw and fifth in the discus. Ed Thomas took fourth in the hammer throw. In the sprints, Harold Seligmiller bounded his way to first place in the 400 meter hurdles with a time of 57.4. He also took fifth in the 400 meter run, as well as running on the winning mile relay team. The distance events were dominated by Parkside. In one of the top events of the day, Parkside slammed the 1500 meter run by going 1-2-3. Freshman Bruce Schmierer was Parkside's only double winner. He won the 1500 meter run with a time of 3:57.8, and the 800 meter run in 1:55.4. Dan Stublaski turned in a good effort by placing second in the 1500 and second in the 5000 meter run. Paul Cannestra captured a second in the 800 meter run and a third in RANGER photo by Dan McCormac P°HE:V^ULTER J0HN ANDERSON competes durina tra. meet held at Parkside last Saturday. 9 the 1500. In the 10,000 meter run Dave Mueller outkicked an opponent from Beloit College to win m a time of 32:45. Radavan Bursac placed fourth in the 10,000 and fifth in the 5000. In the 3000 meter steeplechase Steve Brunner placed second and Tom Barrett took fourth. No team scores were kept. Tt Ranger track squad travels i North Central College tti weekend for an Invitational mee The following Tuesday they travi to Whitewater for the Warhaw Invite. SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE •©REDREW r > 1 4 % hair styles for men and women ^0/i»)iii))i\i,))\iiuiii uvjijiHmnn. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students concerned Issue Volume 9, issue 26 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 9, issue 26, April 16, 1981 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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