83 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0ff5faf6d0762429350c11a3224d1421.pdf 6322c79534987bad550b098ce8157a8d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor's convocation - UW system underfunded Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 Thursday, September 16, 1982 ijf University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Vol. 11 - No. 2 Winners of awards give outstanding service by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin presented Outstanding Service Awards to two faculty members and one staff member at the annual Chancellor's Convocation. Assistant Professor Chemistry Kieth Ward was awarded the Outstanding Teacher Award, and Wayne Johnson, Associate Professor of Ph ilosophy, received the Teaching Excellence Award. The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award was presented to Esther Letven, of the Education Outreach program. Professor Ward was nominated for his award by the selection committee because, "He has all the good teaching qualities and adds something extra: a touch of humor, an honest interest, and enthusiasm about the subject matter." The Chancellor added that, "In addition to pursuing his own research, he has been in­volved in several funded grants designed to eoncourage research KEITH WARD - Outstanding Teacher Award by undergraduate students at UW - Parkside." The Chancellor cited Professor Johnson for, "teaching methods that involved the personal touch, and left each student with a very positive outlook toward not only WAYNE JOHNSON - Teacher Excellence Award learning a particular subject, but life in general." Guskin added that, "Many students reported that his courses had a significant impact on their lives." Said Guskin of Esther Letven: "Nominators of Esther Letven ESTNER LETVEN-Academic Distinguished Service Award who represent the variety of academic disciplines, are unanimous in praise of s everal of the qualities which she has brought to all her many en­deavors; her high standards, her fresh ideas and sound advice, her willingness to contribute to the efforts of others, and perhaps above all, her talents as a facilitator." Letven was recently appointed an executive assistant to the Chancellor. Selection for the teaching ex­cellence award is based on five criteria: the ability to create an effective learning environment; professsionalims in their teaching skills; knowledge of subject matter; evidence of tangible results; and exemplary character in teaching. Nominees for the awards are first selected by the student body, and later evaluated by an all -student nominating committee. The student nominating com­mittee then submits four names to the Selection Committee. It is from these four nominees that the award recipients are selected. Each recipient received a certificate and a $500 cash award. Chancellor's convocation UW system underfunded by Bob Kiesling News Editor Chancellor Alan Guskin, in his eighth annual Chancellor's Convocation address, discussed the decline in UW System funding in the last decade. In a shift from previous Con­vocation speeches, when the Chancellor outlined the state of Parkside itself, Guskin criticized the state government for allowing the University's funding to fall off sharply in recent years. "In a recent study of the financial support of public universities by each of the states," he said, "it was shown that Wisconsin has dropped from fourth in the nation in per student support of higher education in 1973 to 36th in 1981." Guskin also noted a decrease in funding from 25% of the state's annual budget to 18% in the same period. He warned that if the trend of decreasing funds continues, we would "diminish significantly" the effectiveness of the hundred -year - o ld UW S ystem While many of the University's problems can be blamed on a depressed economy, Guskin added that"... we cannot wait for that day of prosperity" before addressing critical issues. Guskin cited one proposed solution as being far too severe, that of budget cuts for the University. He further stated that one widely accepted study by the University conservatively estimated that the UW System was underfunded by $55 million, using 1973 dollars. He added that, "The study compared UW - Madison to other Big 10 universities; UW -Milwaukee to 13 major public urban universities; and UW's 11 non - doctoral universities to 50 similar state universities in six other midwestern states." The study showed the UW System to be underfunded compared to other state systems. To limiting the size of enrollments, Guskin countered, "The genius of the American higher education system is that it has developed the institutional resources to fulfill a commitment to mass public higher education. "Bringing the issue of selec­tivity and reduced size closer to home, let's use UW - P arkside as an example. Presently, UW -Parkside educates some 5,700 people a year. Suppose we reduce that figure to 5,000 p er year and cut the budget accordingly. Who should not get in and where would they go?" Guskin went on to say that currently 25-30% of Parkside students were not in the top half of their high school class, a traditional admission standard at most universities, and that standard admission exams would bar "highly motivated, mature people" from attending Parkside. Guskin closed his address by urging all concerned to demand their elected representatives share their views of access and quality in the UW Sy stem. "This issue is too important to ignore and too complex to treat with a few simple words." CHANCELLOR ALAN GUSKIN THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 7:00 p.m. - 11:00 p.m. The Stormy Rice Band performs country & western - rock. Union patio 7:00 p.m. - Dusk Hayride around inner loop road 8:00 p.m. - T il ?? Bake Contest - bring your best baked goods in for judging Best Western Outfit Contest Find the Needle in the Haystack Contest (All on Union Patio) 8:15 p.m. - 9:15 p.m. Square Dancing with a "real" caller. No experience necessary. You can learn the basics on the spot! FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 17 11:30 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Marvin and the Dogs Union Patio 1:00 p.m. - 2:00 p.m. Student Organization Recruitment Fair Union Patio 2:00 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. More of Marvin and the Dogs 7:30 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Movie: "The Blues Brothers" sponsored by PAB Union Cinema - $1.50 A dmission with University I.D. " 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. Mill Street Foundation - Union Square Sponsored by PAB SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 10:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Cartoons in Union Cinema - Free 11:00 a.m. - 12:00 p.m. Children's Games - Union Patio Coordinated by the campus Child Care Center 11:00 a .m. - Til ?? Volleyball Tournament 12:00 p.m. - T il ?? Turkey Shoot (Ages 18 and up) Intermediate Turkey Shoot (Ages 13-17) Cornish Hen Shoot (Ages 12 a nd under) Editorial Prestige is game's name Most institutions of higher education seem to have a certain mark of prestige. Prestige is important. Few people would argue with that. There are traits about Parkside, however, that make people think this campus lacks prestige. Parkside is clearly a commuter campus. For this reason, it's all too easy to attend a class and then go home. Students simply aren't involved in anything on campus that aids them in learning more about the school they attend and the people who attend it with them. Taking time to meet new people and get involved is important to the prestige of this campus. It could give this university the sense of camaraderie many people think it cries for. For too long students have used Parkside as a stepping stone to save money, before transferring to a bigger campus. Many fail to see the advantages of Parkside over a large campus like Madison. With the present ratio of f aculty per student at Parkside, students can take ad­vantage of the familiarity between the faculty and students that doesn't exist at a larger campus like Madison. If Parkside as a whole, is to gain its prestigious reputation in the eyes of the students, the students themselves must work to do their best in every way possible. No one else will do it for us. If we allow our educaction to come strictly from a classroom and textbook, it won't amount to much more than memorized facts and theories. Find the time to take an extra step into the world erf ca mpus clubs and organizations. You may not always like the way things are done, but that's the real learning experience. Learning to work with people and doing your best even if i t is difficult. Parkside is a great and prestigious learning institution. Don't give up your chance to be a part of that. Letters to the editor IT'S THE ISRAELIS. SIR. THEY SAY THEY'LL build THEIR SETTLEMENTS ANYWHERE T HEY P \M WELL PL EASE. Dear editor: I do not like to use the term "common sense", since it is basically undefinable and means only what the user wants it to mean. But there are certain basic principles which just cannot be rationally argued against, even if I'm not sure what to call them collectively. There should be a term for such things, if there were, perhaps we would not be witnessing their abandonment today among so many "enlightened" people. A prime example of such a principle is the one which states that we not rush into something without first examining it. Hardly anyone would disagree with this, yet the way many people, in­cluding most in the news media, tend to form their decisions on public issues today suggests that this principle is being forgotten or abandoned. What we now have is an idea that public proposals — treaties, laws, constitutional amendments, etc. — should be judged not by careful analysis of their possible effects but merely by the "symbolism" attached to them. I should point out that this is not just a tendency of "liberals"; "conservatives" often demon­strate this attitude as well. It shows, for instance, in the attitudes of supporters of the Kemp - Roth tax cuts, of measures designed to "restore traditional morality", and of many of th e anti - abortion proposals, to name examples. Still, on balance, I would have to say that those who call themselves liberals are more inclined toward the tendency to judge by "symbolism" alone. For those who still might not get the drift of what I'm saying, let me begin with an example from the recent debate on the nuclear freeze resolution in the House of Representatives. Those who watched the evening news could easily tell which congressmen were getting the most extensive coverage. A typical speech we would see would sound something like this: "My fellow representatives, I have heard many today raising the questions of verifiability, of Russian motivations, of whether or not we're ahead of Russia, and other such things. To me, all of these questions overlook the most important, central point, that is, whether we, and our children, and our children's children, are going to be able to live in peace without the threat of nuclear destruction over their heads. I have two children of my own, and just last week, I was talking with my nine -year - old daughter about what she wanted to be when she grew up, and do you know what she told me, she told me, 'Daddy, I don't know if I'm going to get to grow up. What if we have a nuclear war?' I'm sure many others here who have children have had the same experiences. Please, my fellow representatives, for the sake of our children, we must pass this resolution." That sounds so humanitarian, so thoughtful, doesn't it? Who but the most heartless, unfeeling person could fail to be swayed by such an outpouring of conscience? This was the type of speech given by many congressmen — a nd by so many outside that domain as well. It is very humanitarian. It's also hogwash. I don't care if I'm called heartless for saying so. Because while there are indeed rational cases both for and against a nuclear freeze, this type of speech classifies as neither. It tells us nothing, absolutely nothing, about what actual effects Editor's notes by Pat Hensiak Editor Fear not! There is life after class. Fallfest '82 starts this weekend. Its may not seem a lot like fall (green leaves, warm weather) but it is. Stop at Fallfest and see if there is something that appeals to you. If you are in­terested in clubs and organizations, go to the Student Recruitment Fair on Friday af­ternoon. In this issue of Ranger, Bob Kiesling covered Parkside's award - winning faculty and staff, and the Chancellor's yearly convocation. Tony Rogers fills everyone in on the foreign film festival, which starts next week. Tickers are still available. Don't miss it! If you've been wondering what others have been thinking about the CSA bookstore operation, read Jenny Tunkieicz' story and 'voices in the hall.' Dan Dowhower explains the ins and outs of Peer Support, which is available on campus for everyone. Vince Gigliotti of Campus Security informs the permit holders of their rights as well as responsibilities. Also in this issue, we've added the new crossword section, "Mind Sports." We'll try to run one every week. Also in sports, "Pro Picks" are back. This year instead of giving away a free pitcher of beer (no longer Parkside policy), we will give away a free 'Union' small pizza. Next week we'll start a new series on the majors Parkside offers, how to get the major you desire, and the career op­portunities that go with it. the particular resolutions under consideration will have. What it actually says is "We've got a terrible problem. If you agree that the problem is terrible, you will support anything advocated as a solution to it." That is an utterly fallacious approach. The issue is not whether the problem (in this case, nuclear arms) exists, it is whether the solution advocated will actually solve this problem, make it worse, or create a new problem in its place. It is these questions which should be asked when any public proposal is examined. I am not heartless or anti - idealist, but when I hear speeches like the above I put my heart in the icebox. I really can't stress it strongly enough that this type of approach to public proposals is wrong. It doesn't take any brilliance to see that proposals should be judged by examining their actual possible effects rather than their "symbolism"; I feel almost as if I'm writing a full - page letter just to state that two and two make four. But the fact is that this idea of judging by "symbolism" has become standard practice, par­ticularly in regard to certain proposals which are favored by the media. The treatment of the Equal Rights Amendment was a classic example ; on no other issue I can recall has objective scrutiny been so relegated to the back seat. The calls for a total ban on hand­gun ownership following the Reagan shooting showed a similar disregard for scrutiny. And there are many other examples. I have unfortunately not seen the film Reds yet, but according to many critics, the basic message of the film is that it was John Reed's idealism that was important, even if the solution he thought would lead to his ideal in fact produced something of the opposite. I hope people don't take this as a con­firmation that it's alright to judge proposals primarily on their idealistic symbolism. Such is not true idealism put into practice, it is a corruption of it. I realize I will probably get some snubbing from friends who consider themselves idealists, but that's a chance I'll have to take. I don't want to see true idealism destroyed by this fallacious ap­proach to proposals. There are objective and rational arguments for as well as against all of the proposals mentioned; it is these arguments which should be weighed out against each other, not clouded out by enticing but irrelevant speeches about sym­bolism. I hope that students on both sides of the spectrum will keep this in mind. And I hope that those arguing against what I've said will ac­tually do so — t hat is, defend the idea that proposals should be judged by symbolism rather than by close scrutiny. R. K. Becker 552-9682 Students have authority by Curt Pawlisch Most students are probably unaware that under Wisconsin state law, they have authority to share in the governance of their University institution. Unique to the University of Wisconsin system, this statutory authority allows students to work with administration and faculty to establish policy for their campus. Specifically, Section 36.09 ( 5) of the Wisconsin statutes reads that "... students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services and in­terests." In addition, students ". . . have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student ac­tivities." Clearly, students, through their elected represen­tatives to student government, have been granted a vital role in determining the quality of life for each UW campus. This authority has been in existence since 1974 when the state legislature passed the final piece of merger legislation (what is now Chapter 36 of th e Wisconsin statutes). Merger refers to the unification of the Wisconsin State University system with the University of Wisconsin system which was accomplished with a series of legislative enactments beginning in 1971. A merger committee, composed of regents, university administrative of­ficials, and students, agreed to the language of 36.09 ( 5), one of the most controversial aspects of the final merger bill. Currently, the University system is governed by a 16 -member Board of Regents composed of 14 citizen members who serve 7 - year staggered terms, and two state officials: the State Superintendent of Public Instruction and the President of the Board of Vocational, Technical and Adult Education. The Board selects a President who heads the administration over­seeing the 13 universities, the 14 two - year centers, and the ex­tension service that make up the University system. Essentially, the Board establishes the policy for the UW system, the President administers that policy. The current President is Robert O'Neil. Each University campus is headed by a chancellor who oversees the administration of his institution. The chancellor, who is appointed by the Board of Regents, shares his governing authority with the faculty and with students. The amount of power which students actually posses under 36.09 ( 5) has been a matter of continuing controversy. Since merger, there have been two court cases between students and chancellors, one of which reached the state supreme court. To protect the power of student governments, the United Council of U niversity of Wisconsin Student Governments has been charged with presenting student views to the Board of Regents and to the state legislature. United Council is governed by an Executive Board made of elected members of student governments from 11 of t he 13 UW campuses. The Board members Continued On Page Five ganger Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tammy Shuemate Masood Shafiq Juli Janovicz Andy Buchanan Mike Farrell Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Maureen Burke, Dowhower, Stephen Kovalic, Rick Luehr Tunkieicz RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. D C6D every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays, IS p.r ir,'ed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside computers offer a variety of services Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 9, 1982 ~ UnIVersity of WISCOnslll Porksid Parkside computers offer a variety of services llbrary computers :e~:~.=~~~ce would"" an asset rrogram storage, to save wear on Dan Gemoll, the Computer to ..taIIt .. WIth another, like the b BobKiestlng The library will 'have an ex- t::' lI~py tdlSCS'IlAuser will then Center's Academic Cmsultant. Gripe ...... am wbk:b lelIa..- Y d't . d I a e 0 ca up programs Gemoll said the Computer Center nollfy the ~_ In C8Ie at NewsE I ~ le II ~~;:en~: uf:r~Su rant available djr~ctly. fr~m the. computer, provides a variety of services difficulty. "Generally, Grtpn S<::omp~:'~s w~~t into and "rhe ~earn[ngSC~:gu~~~~~ ,:::.ng time m checking out soft- both directly and indirectly have to do .. lth equipm nt ~I'. Tuesdsy in the D2 level reference librarians are being Ri ht the' related to the schools academic malfWlClIon, or has to do with a "",abOO 'nda Piel the t . ed g now microcomputer rmssron. problem so_'s hav ... uaI.. , lbe library. LI . 1 e, _ ram to serve as consultants as sy~tem is not complete, but Piele "We provide student cen- software: 'Gft. I did thl and It liIrl'Y'sHead of public Services well.. " said the system III its present state sullants lor students to use .. he should werk bul.t doesn't' Well')' idlbe computers will he used to . The library IS planning to offer, should he lully operational soon. said "a:nd m self the academic to respond to it Imrnfld.. ta .. :Ieod people's awareness of initially, only general software She added that if the con~ultants ~or 'sludents and Much 01 the consuluJ UD- ~I computer use and ap- packages for users. Piele said that rmcrocornputsr-, tum out to he laculty, who are experiencing dertaken by the COI1lputerCen'er pliCJtiOll. . one 01 the programs IS a general popular, It ISlikely the system will computer problems, We provide has to do with people who decide "It's a very .gen~ral kind. ~f data base package,. used in ap- be expanded at a later date, if keypunching services, we provide to buy a ~I computer iItJll," Piele said, . ~ause It s phcatIons h~e mailing lists and lunds pernlit.. assistance on difficult lechnical Gemoll sa.d, ~Firsll would try to Vfr)' important, It 5 an ?p- lI~ventones: y~~ can us~ It for all . Piele said the hbrary has no problems that might come up:' fmd out what type cI apphcabOll portuoity, really, to prOVIde kinds of things, ~he said. "They Idea how popUlar tlte In addition, he said, the Center !bey had ID mind .. beD theY buy It. .... puler literacy !o~ faculty, are very. general. : microcomputers. Will be. "We're allots time to staff and laculty ler It makes very much at a dif. ltJ/laod students. It s III no way The lIbrary wm also offer very ",nterested III seeing how It various projects. They also rent ference what type at applleallon _nt to do the same thi~.'_.or VIslcalc, an accounting progr~m, goes, she saId. space to a few .private users they t.d in m.lJd." .... petewith,!be kind offacllibes and several word processlllg outside !be University. The Center wlII also IIbow IDw to ibal are available through the programs. for checkout to users. The Languages available on the interlace a milllcomputer th !be COOIputerCenter, which are Users WIll also be able to WrIte Computer Center DEC, which handles most of the University's Iarpr WIlla, 11II.. a JP'CiallY deaigned to support the their programs, which can be academic werk, include Basic, program named "Villterm". UlSlructionll mission (of the recorded on 5-1/4" floppy discs lor Parkside's Computer Center Fortran. Assembler Language, According to Gemall, 1IU Iystem .. versity)," permanent storage. The bookstore occupies a large suite of offices on Pascal. Watlar and Watbol. The can have advantages fer penc:mal Pleiesaid the IibrOl')lwill offer has agreed so sell the discs for the first floor of the Comm Arts IBM is used mostly for ad- computer users: ....,latioo workshops for IlI'st $3.50 each. building. Inside are the Central nlinistrative records. "You can tra .. fer data flies to time users on a regularly Piele said the computers will be Processing Units of the school's Gemoll said there are many our disc sterage in your acrOUDI. Kbtduled basis. llMicrocom- available for use for a two hour large computers, a year old "utility>l programs available, orback. There's acertam ra .. e 0( paten are rather complicated," period on a first come, first served Digilal Equipment Corporation which are programs provided by things thaI per..... 1a are nal ... 1 .... said, "and a simple set of basis. She helieves that this will he (DEC) PDP 11/10 and a new IBM the computer itself. . ""lien mstructlooswon't get you adequate with the library open 90 4341, instIl . 11 a ward 'l'8')' far." hours a week, but could become computers work with the ter- pr~esslng progr.ams, and a P1e1esaid !be library is also- busy during peak times. minals throughout the university. variety of graphiCS .packages .'o=ted in sponsoring The Apples will be connected to These two computers handle which. can be used WIth Special nsbop& by more experienced a Corvus hard disc system which Parkside's academic and ad- graphics termmals. Tbe u~ty MJCJ"OCOI11puter users. She feels will be used for permaneo.t ministrative work, according to programs also allow one te!'mmal NEW APPLE COMPUTERS In WLLC, 0-1 level. Fallfest '82 launched by Pat "eDslak Ed"or FalHest is an annual event dos.8J1ed to give all students the ::unity to get acquainted. In to appeal to a large numher ~ studenla,Fallfest will he held I Sept. 16, 17 and 18, with dif- :"'1 events festured on each y. w~y, Sept. 16, will be a Day. From 7-10 p.m., a :::~"h:will perform on the !be Union. At 7:30 ~~, tire Judging of the "Bake _ W'1hi COIlleatwill take place. Ile 0 tire "Bake - off" there will ca. three categeries: Cookies, ~ aoo Pies. All of the baked itllure w~ be judged on laste, "' a appearance. Prizes 01 11 . lDd,aoo 3rd \vill he awarded 'ho~ C8tegOl')l. In each category """ .pr;zewill he $10, the 2nd >ilIbe"'Ube $5, and the 3rd prize IIoe Uria nbbon and a coupon from 'there'-1. " ,~ll be a "Best Dressed l~ ~nleat, to be judged at ~ JUdgeswill base their Ioat .., who is wearing the ~..... style outfit. The winner will receive a girt certificate redeemable at a local western shop. Also beginning at 8 p.m. during the band break, Will be square dancing With a real caller. At 9 p.m., the "Needle - Ina _ Haystack" contest prima;;;: prize will be announced. T contest will consist of 4 ~r 5 stac~ of hay, and each stack will contaIn 4 or 5 objects. Throughout all of the stacks, there will be only ~ winning object. The ~rson W!' the winning object will ~e1Ve two tickets 01 his/her chOIce to attend one of the plays featured m "Accent on Enrichment." . On Friday, Sept. 17, startmg ~~ 11'30 a.m., there will be mUSl~ th~ patio behind the u~oni Beginning at I p.m., a Shel/~ Recrultment Fair Wlll be the lio. The music f<.. tured on the l:tiO will start agam at 2 p.m. and end at 3:30 p.m. FrIday rughJi in the Union Cinema, PAB w sponsor a movie at 2:30 P'':;i Beginning at 9 p.m.,. PAB w sponsor a ~ance in umon square, lasting unbl I a.m. t rting On Saturday, Sept. '~'~ :hown at 10 a.m., cartoons WI • far _I "-, ..... tensive arithmetic calc:u1lltims," large slatistical !lings. Jike the calculation at fIuili 4¥ They're jUlt tao 11_," Gem said YMCA housing provided There is a bus stop nPar thP YMCA, and a city bus mak several trips to Parltslde da Iy HO'A'ever. plans are in the "01' for mare bus sen'lce "1". YMCA OWIII a bus Wha' we are taIIdoII abooat .- and "hat we are tryl" to do lind out the tudents' needs , said Schmerh .. Then the Y I('A the student re&ujents, Ind the t:niVenlty rouId werk out al route Um.. ler tudenl even and other activ,U.. with the YMCA bu . by Jeff Wicks The YMCA, in conjunction with the Parkside Housing Oflice, has agreed to open up the top three floors in an effort to accommodate those students who desire a place of residence [or this school year. The building, which has been dubbed "Ranger Hall" on the lease agreement, marks the first type 01 dornlitOl')l living Parkside has been able to offer in the University'S 13 - year existence. "We started out with two floors and they IilIed up so fast that we had to add anolher lloor," saId Shirley Schmerling, Housing Coordinator. , The three floors total 85 single living quarters, with two Resident Assistants (RA's) in charge of each floor. Only students and their guests will he allowed to the top floors. The room agreements state that a student can rent a room at the YMCA Irom September 1st, t982 until May 23rd, 1983lor a cost of $450 a semester, or a total of S900 a year, excluding a $120 escrow. A room with a prIvate hath costs $1080a year. Also, many of the facilities of the YMCA, such as the indoor pool, Nautilus room, gymnasiu!'1' recreation room, and a special study ball are available ler the studenla' """, Says SChmerhng: "Our students are first· class citizens and I want them to he treated accordingly ... Schmerling says that" negotiations between Park-side and the YMCA have been gOing on lor several monlhs. B<lth SChmerling and Jim Fume, the YMCA manager, have been in· strumental in the agrEements worked out between the University and YMCA offlCiala, Accordi .. to one YMCAoffiCIal, the YMCA "did extensive questioning and financial analysis" before making a decisioo. At one point, the negotialionl broke down over a dispute coocerning leasi .. lees, but flJl811yan agreement was reached that was acceptable to boIh parties, and Schmerling says Furrie has been "just super" in acrommodalilW the new tenants' living quarters. Because the ne'" hou ing arrangement for Park Id students are the lirst evrr, RA I thaI were ch_n to head the tlrft noors traveled to UW· River Fal '0 joon thaI Univerl11y's apedal onentation and tralnl ... amp fer their RA'I. Among the varl ... top.cs a nd programs the RA" .. rlJCI.. ted In cUntII the five • day camp were how to handle alcohol in re Idence floor, re ideDce han prolrammin • d... iplinal')' "Cldent, and _alidea·shan.. 'ODland recreabm aetjvibfS. in the Unioo Cinema, at no charge. At 11 a.m., the child Care .center will coordinate a series ?f children's games on the P~tiO including a Fish Pond, a Silly Putty Stretch, BINGO, Bob fer Apples a Bean Bag T_, and a Water' Relay _ BegInning al 11 a.m., a volleyball tournament wlII he held, with the champion .team receiving 4 large UlUon .p!"""", and the runnet"s up recetVlng 4 smaU Union pizzas. The final event on Saturday, starting at 12 noon, ,,:,iIl he the Turkey Shoot. There will be three different competitions: a seruor shoot for ages 17 and over. an Intermediate shool, lor ages 10- "- Continued On Page 12 ..... -------- , INSIDE * Summer mo ies r~.; ...... * Political action forum * Tim Hildebrandt intervi RANGER Thunday, September 9, 1912 3 ...... CSA alters policies r Political action forum I by Stephen Kalmar II Bitch! The United Council poster drew many glances and nods of silent Support. In fine print below the bold black letters the votmg records of Wisconsin as~mblymen and senators were prmted. It reminded me of how much my life is affected by so _ ca.lled . representative opinions. With Wisconsin primary elections Tuesday, September 14 evaluating these opinions is very important in casting an educated vote. Yet, sometimes I have trouble understanding the questions, much less cure ~ all cl~~es that don't explain rising tUItIOn costs and severe cuts in human services. Who can we trust for our political education? Communica ticns between elected representatives and the general public are controlled by nei ther; mass media often distorts communications in the name of profit. Maybe we should look closer to home. In Wisconsin we are fortunate enough to have student rights built into the state statutes that give us a voting role in institutional government. Students voting on University policy and planning helps to make some students aware of changes that affect their eduction. Our student government is active in one of the strongest lobbying organizations in the official add / drop date. Also there IS not a sliding price scal~ for the return of the book. If it is ret~rned . within the two week policy guide, and all other policy requirements are followed a full refund will be made. ' In order to cash a check, the exact amount of the purchase will ~ a~c.ept~d only. Two forms of Jdentl~lcatlOn will be required, i.e. Parkside I.D. and a driver's license. . Credit card policy states that no credit card will be accepted in the purchase of textbooks. Credit cards will be accepted on the concourse level of the store and that is all. Never for the pur~hase of textbooks. CSA will have a buy - back penod:A student can receive 50% of the current list price, as long as CSA has in writing from a faculty mem ber tha t the book will be used in the following semester. Also, the book must be the most current edition. If the books are not going to be used at UW-P in the next semester, a national textbook buying guide will be used to determine how much the student will receive in return for the book. CSA will buy back any books, including trade books. However, trade books bring little in return for the student if sold back. by Pat Hensiak Editor oIlege Stores Associates II Cto move into the new story bIfJIS en across from the .... ~p the store also begins to [,Ibrary . me of their policies. The il"el"";in policies that have tIrft I come into action are rt«"t Y '"' the return of texts, :::escashil1l, and credit card 'lilt return of a textbook has The to do with the "buy - ~;?,l!thattakes place at the end III ch semester. The return of a of ea textbook must take place 'U'.n teo weeks from the pur- .. date,", the receipt. If a book dlaS"rchased before the opening pIl", classes, it will be return- :r. r« a full refund from the lint day of classes until the ,.cond week. Also, the receipt IS blolulely necessary in order to a a book. At the time of :::: the receipt must be given 10 die bookstore. Finally, the book II"" be totally clean, and free from aU marks. After two weeks, a book is not returnable for a I!fllld. If a textbook is purchased _ it is not returnable for a I!fmid unless the class using the bolk is cancelled. A boot caMot be returned after Wisconsin This era of involvement has been ushered in by Jim "Iame duck" Kreuser Before the present administration, the Parkside Student Government had little or no irrcolvernent 10 United Council WCI. The United Cooocil of University or Wisconsin Student Governments currently includes twelve of thirteen Wisconsin four - year campuses. UC is funded by fifty cents a semester from each students' fee. Any student that does not want to support the United Couocil can receive a refund directly from them via a written request. Jim Kreuser, president of Parkside's Student Government. has motivated student senate members to attend lie meetings The organized effort of student lead ... s has lobbied effectively to restore 11.7 million dollars to the present University of Wisconsin System budget. Kreuser invites stUdents to be vocal about lhe.ir opinions and problems Un. fortunately, he feels that students must come to him for information. I think that student leaders should be responsible for initiating communications with students_ Apa thy is a lack of educa tion leading to a lack of concern. It is not a sign of trust as Jim voiced it must be. To get out and vote is crucial to guarantee rational representation in government. To make political leaders aware oC their responsibility to the majority of people who don't elect them is important Security.;. Parking wo~ curable by Vincent Gigliotti of vehicles tic:kelA!d for bel .. Campus Security perked in the Jots without a __ Parking' The most talked about permit was greeter than the topic at Parkside. New students number of vehicles with permits have yet to learn the joys of that were unable to located a driving around the parking lots proper parking space. If the non - looking for an empty space. permit vehicles stayed out of the Veterans, which everyone parking lots, there would be becomes after a few days, know to ample room for those that have arrive early to find a space before while permits. Everyone kno'4"S their classes start. The really someone who brags about being smart veterans drive straight to able to park in the lots without a the Phy Ed lot. There they find a permit. What they fail to tallt place to park without wasti .. gas about is the number of parkJ .. or time. Besides, some of the tickets that they receive ~ spaces in the Phy Ed lot are ac- always claim that they can 110 a tuaUy closer to the buildings than fuU oem_t ... wllboula"Y porfdal some of the parking stalls in the tickets. Over 2.000 pork ... tk'keta Cornm! Arts lot. W"'e issued last 'ear MOlt of At Parkside, being a commuter those parking without a permIt campus, the majority of students, received their share . faculty and staff drive a car to the campus. And of course, everyone wants to park as close to the doors as possible. Then there's that permit that everyone is supposed to have. "Why buy a permit? There's never enough spaces available." Common saying , but that is where the parking problem begin'l. A survey during the spring semest ... showed that the number for a secure future ",. ...... of L ruted CouncIl directly aff"'" E'\oery ludt"llt's educilhon The fact that we are &eldcxn maclo aware is or no concern to thto hnal outcome Your money supports - the adoptIon 01 tlr Equal RI~hts Amendment. - OpposItion to aU billa attempting to ra..., the drinkl" age - OPPOSltiOO to any l'NVf'rslty d Wisconsin Imeslmen In rlrma doil1l bu iness In the R."..bllc of Sooth Afnca - d ec r im ina lt e a tac n of marijuana - OpposItion to any type of national registration, sel live service, conscflption or draft ,la)'be some of these _ don't concern 'ou. but Ithink that ever. student . has the right to be completely Informed of everything that bear endorsement Each vote ma.kes a diH ... enCt' aod must be i ued WIth ireat concern On ptembtr 14, Wisconsin voters must decide whether to upport bombers or hosp.tals; "eapono to aM.hilat. or services providmg baSiC human needs. For over twenty. ears tbe Cnited States and the Sovlel Urnon have based communication 00 power. It is time that ...·e mak our government understand thllt • freeze on testi.. and bulldJ .. nuclear weapons 15 a Sign of strength, nol ,,·eakness. Vote 'yea' 00 the nuclear freeze referendum on September 14, because nobody wants a nuclear war. UC discusses issues, sets priorities IIanY of you may have been I1118god when you had to write •• dIel:k for $491.50 for this -,,,,'s tuition. If you think dIItns an outrageous amount to P'1, you are right. But did you _ that you, the student, now pI1I fll' '11.7 percent of your IGIc:atianal bill? This increase is ... Iq\IeOt dollar amount ever .... in the U.W. system. lbeCllllt of tuition was one of the IIIIIJ _ discussed a t the IJIil8I Council <D.C.) meetings _ the alDDm.... Other issues ... at U.C. included that of ... the drinking age. U.C. is lInIIII1apinll this issue mainly ..... llwouklnegativelyaffect "lIudents rights and we see .llII1Ifor atudents to be looked ... oeeood class cltizens. At ... you are able to vote, live .")'OUr own, etc. We feel that ., ...... the age to nineteen ... would be solved .. At ..., • ane, eighteen to twenty JIIII aIdI would just drive to ....... to drink. Does this .... • problem or start one? ,A~ important issue was the Tuition Tax Cndlt bUi (Education Op- ~~ and Equity Act, S-2673>. .... would allow parents who ':' .1kV children to private lIId to receive refunds at the Iteub yesr. If passed, this ~ IlIo aUow Federal dollars r:t~.:-m-subsidizing priva te ..r~ colleges. Why should ...... a1 Government pay for ~~ ldloo1ing when public ~_"lIbaidlea have been --Ycut? ~ Cauncil agrees with the of the Board of Regents, Robert O'Neal, that it is unfair for graduate students to pay higher interest rates for Guaranteed Student Loans than for undergraduate students. If any of you have not registered for the draft, you should be concerned with yet another U .C. issue, the Solomon Amendment. If it passes congress, this amendment would make it mandatory to register for the draft in order to get either State or Federal aid for college. This amendment includes Guaranteed Student Loans. Because of this, U.C. is strongly opposed to the Solomon Amendment. Also, you should be happy to hear that the Mandatory Refundable Fee (MRFJ was passed by tbe Board of Regents so that you, through U.C., will be able to be heard voicing your opinions and concerns in the hard economic times to come. A referendum is approaching us on Nuclear Freeze. U.C. and many PSGA senate members believe that we should vote for the Freeze on September 14, election day. If we all do this, we can voice our discontent about the flow of money being di verted to the Defense Budget and away from higher education. As stated, September 14 is election day. There are many important races this fall, especially those for governor and for state assembly seats. We, of PSGA strongly encourage all stude~ts to register and to then exercise their right to vote - a basic right that can never be taken away, but one that can die from lack of use. Classifleds FOR SALE Book Sale: September only, books by / about Women. Tbe Old Book Corner at Martha Merrel's Bookstore, 312 - 6th St., Racine. MISCELLANEOUS Join the Dr. Wbo Fan Club. See Tony in the RANGER office. Rick, we loved having a laugh at your expense. Better yet, join the Dr. Dreww Fan Club. See Tony in the Ranger office. Don't forget your scarf and brown hat. Juli Janovicz: Have a happy birthday! Ihope you find a job. If not, you can always come and answer the phone for me - Pat Weed: Hope you're feeling better soon. Better stop all that hard work. Better yet, get some rest. Best of luck to Andy and the Soccer team. Go get all the trophies. Pat - Go get 'em!! Our confidence in you tells us that you'U do an excellent job. Julia - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Love, Mrs. Johnson. Janice in Ill. - Have a good day. I hope you find a job, some money, and a driver's license. Who could this be from??? But of course: your favorite cousin! Remember, we definitely haven't got one of those . The White P ... mlt allow the holder to perk In the Union, Comm / Arts and Phy t:d lots. Ha,",~ a white permit does not gl\e you the right 10 park In R .rved, Disabled or met ... ed area . If you park 10 a metered staU you musl put money In the meler The Green P ... rrut is good only for the Tallent parki .. lot In the mor· onhnUM 00 Pagf' "'h.f' DON'T BE OUT TO LUNCH! GOING TO MEDICAL SCHOOL? NOT ENOUGH CASH TO PAY FOR IT? IT'SYOUR JOB TOGETTHROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL. TIl IT'SOURJOBTOPAYFORITI =U.S• NAVY HEALTH PROFESSION SCHOLARSHIP "YSFOR TUITION, BOOKS, AND ALL CLINICAL F FEES. PLUSS530.00A MONTH STIPEND. CALL OR ANAPPOINTMENT WITH OUR MEDICAL PROGRAM OFFICE. CALL TOLL FREE: 1·800·242·1569 DISCOVER THE PARKSIDE UNION'S MEAL PLAN For information stop in the UNION OFFICERM. 209 'fOuWORRYABOUTTHE GRADES-AND LET US or CALL: 553-2201 L;. ",. WORRY ABOUT THE MONEY • • • • DAY NIG TBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN THIS WEEK n pI 13Cowboy5lS1 ,-" ur .. Sepl. 'V,knvsl&H1s • 2 DDAVJIOJG * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION .... ********** Accounting Club ".. parkside Accounting Club _ina for new members. This • lasl beComing the biggest and :.- active club on campus. It DaUer a number of advantages : liS member,s. Through a~tive .. r\icipation in the meetings, ~ and eornmittees , a stod"'t will be able to develop rofessional a t t t t u d e s . ~otivation. and nppor tuni ties . JlGIl committee members will lllve ........... 1 conlact with "real ",d" professionals throughout I1lO year. This is a tremendous opportunity for learning and ~lgrO\Vth. Wltb \be job market as tough as liotoday. \be accounting club can lI"'" to be a big help for all __ graduates. The club can. blip you get in touch with a ......,.,. of potential employers eIllI provide some valuable in- .gtrts about the accounting ~on. The club also has ieveraI special projects planned . suchasinterviewing seminars, • trip to a "Big 8" accounting lInD. scholarships, an accounting IeIJIIinI center, and a dinner wIlere members meet future .. players. A«OUJIting Club meetings are Parking ... e-tlnued From Pag-e Three "qs.After I:oop.m. the holder of • Green Permit may park in the \hiCIII, Comm / Arts or Phy Ed leU except for the Reserved, IliIIbIed ... metered areas. '!be first few weeks of the .. ter are hectic, but once IIIiqpI setOe down the parking itualion does get better. llImember. if the lot you wish to port m is full, you must to to one aftbe other lots. One full lot does IIIl give you the right to park ilIoplly. III future articles there will be .-eao the parking situation and .. eervices tha t are provIded II\CIIISOI'!d by the Campus ly Department. C'MING T' IW. ARKSIDE '.INNING ...., SEPT. 14 Club Events the second Mond month Ever . ay of every attend:Afte/a~~e~~ebotncotura~ed~o stude t .' om hne IS n s mainly come to P ksi to better their chances f ar Ide iob d ora good JO an the accounting club help you do just that. can The following is a sched 1 ~~: afC,rCsotuntingclub's aCtivit~e f~: semester: Accounting Club Fall Schedule • Sept. 13 - General Membership Meeting te~ Sept. 14 - Workshop' Invlewmg "On Campus" ' • Oct. 4-13 - (Week f) Workshop: Mock InterviewingO • Oct. 11 - General M _ bet-ship Meeting em • Oct. 19 - Field Trip: "Big 8" Office VIsit • Oct. 25-29 - (Week of) Wor~shop: Interviewing the "Office Visit" • ~ov. 8 - General Membership Meeting • Noy. 15 - Managers Dinner • ~ec. 13 - General Membership Meeting ********** Peer Support " Peer Support, an organization of students helping students" . proud to announce that $50 ~ scholar.ships have been awar~ to Nel.he Holtz and Sandra Tait Nelhe Holtz, a lifelong learne~ at the age of 72. is hoping that the Iulfi llment of her d . . ream receiving a college degree, will ~ of enc,ouragement to others in the pursuit of their dreams. Sandra Talt , a continuing student at Parkside, is fulfilling a 20 year goal and believes her scholastic accomplishments will e~courage other women to pursue higher education for themselves If you are a non - traditionai stud~nt (over the age of 23> and are Interested in knowing more about the scholarship program and/or our organization, contact P.S. volunteers located in WLLC D175. The office is open Monday Wednesday and Thursday fro~ 9.ooa.m. !03:00p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday evenings 5:00 to 6:30 p.m . RANGER Thursday, September 9.19" s ....... It, N..lOM Jut.• MfAIN PLACE w~s swamped wilh sludents during the final day o open registratIon last Wed_yo BE A B\G WHEEL ON CAMPUS\ . AMPAGERAllY! Jo\n 1he ReV\OnOFOl6~~ERAMPAGES. - W\N ONE Of 5 k..::<' Now Flex ...the fobulous Instanl Condrtioner and Shampoo ...invites you to be a big wheel on campus! Enterthe Flex-Rampage Rally 5weepstakesl lt'S easy. ..and you may win 01983 Rampage Sport. Dodge's personal size pickup. The rally is a Sports Car Club of America Solo II Skill Rally. If you win you'lI be at the wheel of your own Rampoge. Or win one of hundreds of other prizes Go to your parftcipating Flex retailer and pick up an entry blank. JUSUiiI rt out and toke it to your partiCipating Dodge dealer. If your nome is drawn you'll get $50 cash a new Rampage on loon to drive toth~ Flex-Rampage Raiiy in your area and a year's supply of Flex Shampoo REVLDN and Condiftoner. The Revlon Flex Rampage-Rally $750,000 in prizes! 50 50 "( - T:;.. .' : r- .' . - Rolling! ember18th is the last day to enter! e-.Schnelde< ~""eo Component systems • Mitsubillli -"AM-FM Cor S'*-<ls and PhlNpsCor Speakers 50 ICalIica EF-JCameros 100 REVlD Im~t$ell fafMenand Women -_In< ---- ~--------------------~ -------------------- I 1 I I I I LL POPCOR ITH PURCHASE OF A Y ~~~~~=:;~==~?r lEVERAGE 01 d ru I 1 PA U SIDEU SOUAREG ILL CLIPand ~ r---- I ------------------ I I I , I THE CAMPUS STORE y...... , -:.-, - ,. 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CENTER SPKIAl 1..- All1,.ICI Willie11.50 Value Iy 11 ------- L Valid Thru Oct. 1, 1'" ------------- __J ---------------------- SI'12 '30pm 7p m • • • • C RANGER Thursday September 9, 1982 7 Fantasy films make money in summer film fest bv RickLuehr aadToayRogers Is are smiling and ~",.. '""'flleir respective ,og That's exactly how I summer movie wrap - ~ mYlor Ranger a year ago, ;,u.:Je ent is just as true tilt :::;. as it was for last ill' WIile RockY had. the ll8"'" in his latest film, "tilt thegreen glow of hard .... ~ _ "Rocky Ill" made II_".....of dollars. "Star ",~ new record in first U baS' office grosses, and etJIIl' close to nudging ·tb such box • office ~ "StIr Wars" and lofthe Lost Ark." Most of 'fiIIIIof the summer were 1Iillpod: or It least fairly 8lIt there were many fi)ms out, although .... 1fPCI.lIIlsnUJ!l!·tsurprising. con- !he Ilct that more movies ieIeoaed llis pest summer 111'/ atber summer in recent .... , W" made big bucks it opeoed, getting the "" to I JllIIChYstart. In lIhIRnCkY IS rich and famous, III mansion, driving a big .. lIIPoft",wor1d.But Rocky 1lII1i1 _er to survIve, to IDwiD, Ind he is deleated by .... Iot .. n fighter na med LIJW. Lang does have 1aniIlI'. \lis "eye of .the uApolIo Creed calls .t. caane. Rocky trains to ~ome udblitdisClubber, nght? ~lkl~ stufl. but you can·t "Ilecky" films for being ... Ik\l..... Iny more than you 1Ilame 10 Ipple lor being an VlMtwe can blame this far II losing .... charm of 1lGdly used to be down . lIIl 18 W1derdog.He used to I llrInge old hat and a b1Idljacket. He used to two I1IrtIes named "Cuff" "LIM and he used to talk to WlinI, but he had charm, -.Id IeeI lor him. Now IIrid> be wears designer ..... ·t have his turtles lI!"I'... udbe bas lost much of II\PIII. til the film Rocky's ....., IeIIs Rocky tha t, wont thing that could tel f!&blerhas happened ,., You'vegotte, civilized." .. rtebt· ....... Trek: The Motion _ releaaed in '79, it NIIrIed lbat .... film had ...... to make, a record • '-lean film. The film ~.ai&.Ulve promotional l: .... some ads for the ~ a lull year _ rele8aed. However, ,.... did oo1y mnderate ... lwiness, possibly .. fUm stunk. A totally ~"!I~II.' Bliserlbly slinking III Star Tftk warped hack to ..... Uis summer in a sequel ....... ''1!le Wrlth of Khan." ~ ala modest $12 million. ~lIIlIdtofan ad campaign, '-1IlIde a great amount of =~blYbecause it was a .-. .J:.ead of trying to be a extravaganza, the ... ~ to the formula that ~ original T.V. show ",_-,c- -lIrong, charismatic ...... in solid adventure ...::a promoting universal CIoI ~~ls. The original .... -.-. lar. the film and ........."pleodid In their per- _~ and the excellent (but I1Ie ) special effecls were Loota capable hands of George -.: Induslrial Light and ,;": an of the films of the ...,1lIer were blockhusters ..... God!. In fact. ....re were ~ 'fWy goad small films '-e: I _nd "OlDer" was one of !l"'P~ fihn centered around a ~ IPIYs In their early Who are growing up til! late t950's. The 'guys' ~!,"tler than to hang .... """'1 Dmer and discuss ..... of importance as football, rock records, and so on. But the 'guys' can't seem to break out of this teenage mentality, and some. of their biggest problems are learning to deal with women. The film explores these problems in a terrifically entertaining and humorous way, and portrays the period of the late fifties in often subtle methods and small scenes. "Diner" was made on a shoestring budget and has a cast of unknowns, but it was one of the best films Isaw over the summer . Some quick pans: "Firefox" was a Clint Eastwood movie without any savage 'snap.' The film had great effects, but the plot was silly, the characters were cardboard, and Clint Eastwond simply didn't bring across his tough - guy grittiness well enough to overcome the mire that covered the film. "Tron" was an even more ex· treme case of special effects gone overboard - there just wasn't anything to this movie but the effects. In a filmic video - game computer . world fantasy, an absolutely dead group of characters act out the barest thread of a story in a film that hardly has any tempo or pace, and not even any music. "Tron," in fact, was very much like a video game - it looked awfully neat, but there wasn't much substance to the images on the screen. "E.T." was just as good a~ "Tron" was bad. The summers most successful film was basically a simple story of l~ve between a young boy and the alien being that he finds and cares for. Sprung from the same genre as films like "The Wizard of Oz" and "The Yearling," Steven Spielberg (the £Hm's director) has made a film that is whimsical in its premise, lighthearted and exhilarating in its s~ory, and elevating in its underlrtn~ truths. Most of all, the film IS s.lIlcerely touching in its executl~n and portrayal of the friendship between Elliott <the earth boy) and E.T. <the extraterrestrial). Also from Spielberg came "Poltergeist." which he produc.ed. This finely crafted horror fIlm was directed by Tobe Hooper, famous for giving the world "Th~ Texas Chainsaw Massa~re. "Poltergeist" showed ~w Violent ghosts disrupted the lIves of a FREE CHECKING! CALL OR STOP IN FOR DnAILS WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU I.OWI COLLAGE BY TONY ROGERS normal suburban family. One of the admirable things about "Poltergeist" was the use of at· mosphere and mood, rather than blond and gore, to seare the audience. "The Thing" was another well dore horror film. Directed by John Carpent .... it gave us a shape changing creature from another 5935· 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414· 658-4861 4235 ·52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414·658-0120 7535 Pershing Blvd . Kenosha. Wisconsin 414-694·1380 8035· 22nd Avenue Kenosha. Wisconsin 414 - 657.1340 51f.t% .... nll I YO. Dally lalance II 5500.00 or .on. .. arid l..-ronZlng a lonrl ret c outpost 1lIe real r of lhe f 1m a mal< up an Reb Bollin ""ho cr alec! the \Oarlou In carna Uons 01 the Thi~ Thi umm..- aOO ga us the movie versaon or the hit Broadway musical "Tllt" 8~ t I.Utl" "h~ in T. I' tarrl~ Burt R<")DOldsand Dolly Pinon. "Whorehouse" told lhe try cl the Chicken Rancb. .... last bordello In T f'lled wilh memorable ong and greal p r o d u e t i e n n u m b e r 'WhoreIIouse' was a pleasant • .. a) to forget our peobleml lor a .. hile and juIt have a good Ume Am ... l!lI .. rom... ' romedits were "Y_II Oeden .. Left;' and ..", .... fin T ..... AD 0....... • 'either cl ~ f.lms .. ere a gond as lhey could have _ "Young Doctors" tried to copy !be success cl "Alrplanr" but inatead delivered a tale, frequently unfunny film "Thl.~ Are Toap •. , " ... as the fourth film by Cheecb and Chon~ Although belt ... than last )ear's ", 'co Dreams." .tstill didn I rome d .... to .... ir first film "Up In SrnoIle " Honors n far the .. ont film of .... summer must be lPYen to "Meplwft;· a totally a1up1d. insipid _e cl celluloid What really amara m. about "Megaforce" IS !be fact !bat II took four people to wnte .1. II told of an elite group cl mercenanes who use sophisticated .... ponry. such as armored <kine bullll1esand fully armed motorcycl • to preserve peace in the "orld. 1be best performances in the film are by the dune buggies. D,reclor Hal • 'eedham has added Insull 10 injUry by tlreatenll~ .... public with at least one -..eI God help us. Goi~ almool umot.ced 1m... .... nond cl blockbusters was a c__ oa Pal" \I • 410 BrewodSlreet Lake Genevli, Wisconsin 414·241·9141 24726· 75th Slreet· Rt.50 IPadclock Lake! Salem, Wis. 414· "3·2311 ,,"U,>< G E Al • A WIN YOUR OWN PINBAll MACHINE • CO TEST RUNS SEPT. 1.ocr. HIGH SCORE TAKES THIS_CHINE HOME. ALL SCORES MUST BE VERIFIED BY REC CENTER ATTENDENT. WH ERE: Union Rec Center. Length: WHEN: ""on., ~p. m. -5:30p. m. Cost $2/-"""'''' BEGIN: ""on., Sept. 20 (Includes traphill SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL FOR MORE INFO. ENTRY LIMITED TO 16"'" .... ~ . . Tim Hildebrandt talks about fantasy ., TonY Rogers a portfolio of drawings together don't know why But I'll ha CGP, the annual fantasy that I had done, and took them to a students come to· me from la ve .. eonvention, was again pu~hsher. I started illustrating art schools like Pratt ln Nrge e Plrbidethis past August. children's books - fairy tales, York and they don't ~ he> '7 III be one of the largest Mother Goose, that type of thing. I draw' figures. They go into aWlif~ CGWentions10 existence, did .this for many. years until one drawing class, there's a model ..... vention was host to Christmas my WIfe game me a standing there to be drawn and ~ .,-~ frOIJ1 all oyer the the instructor says, flex press .... had everything from yourself" Instead of learning plDes to the mythical what a' lrapezus muscle is, a and Dragons games to pectoral, and so forth, they ... I in cornpute~ gaming. d?,!'t know what they are lear. IIIlfCII8ndise exhibits were on rung. Its' not anatomy. For me at ill the Phy Ed. building, least, I need to know about die games themselves. were anatomy. color. and design, so ... ill Main Place, Molma~o, that I can start to invent and fake .. GfOOlI'IUisthalls. Many m- other things. Obviously, you can't ~ aDd unusual games were go find a real dragon to draw, but ~ for sale, and for hard - you do have to know animal DID fans, the convention anatomy to invent dragon ifill _ The highlight of the anatomy." ::eutloo' was the Tim Q: How do you go .bout doing jijlIebraadtexhibit, with original . your paintings? ~ ., the fantasy artiat on A: "I start out by doing ~ 'I1le Hlldebr.ndt Brothers thumbnail sketches, very quick, ~bl)' best known for their TIM HILDEBRANDT little drawings to desigu a picture. :.n for the original "Star Then, if there are human figures .... JIGIler .nd for the artwork 1975 Lord of the Rings calendar. involved in what I am going to .. iDDuai Lord of The Rings On the hack of the calendar was a paint, my wife Rita m.kes :-'r Recently the two little notice that advertised that costumes for me, and I'll have my ......n· h.ve separated artiats were needed to illustrate friends come over and pose with ...... ny so it was Tim the calendar. So I contacted the the costumes on. I take black .nd illd*aDdt ';'" his wife Rita Lou publisher, and got hired to the white pictures of them, and then Il101 were at Gen Can in August. I Lord of the Rings calendar. This use that as • reference fo~ my IIIId 18 Tim about his work. made me a 'name,' it put me on work. Then I draw 10 penCIl the Q' _ did you lirst get in- the map, so to speak. The thing actual size the paIDtmg WIUbe, I ..... ill art specifically fan· that really made me well - known do a baSIC outline In pencIl, then 11'1' • . was the artwork for the first Star transf~r this to ~ sheet of ges~ ~ "I've been drawing since I Wars poster." masomte. I pamt on masomte • abool three years old and Hildebrandt went on to discuss because it is a very durable : was .bout the time i was his formal training and what he surface, which I like, as opposed Iak.. to see Walt Disney's sees in art, education today. '.'1 to canvas, which you can put your ~o'.t the movies. Later I went to a small art school back 10 fmger through. Then I hegm to .. oat of achoal and went to art Detroit. It was a good. school, and paint, and I pamt 10 acrylics. I IlilaaI fer .bout ~ix mQlltbs, but I taught very basic things like prefer acr'ylics - they are much .... _ drawing all my life. I anatomy, perspective, and life' faster dryIng than OIls. It usually tilt ...t Ia important for art. drawing. It seems as if most takes me about ~ee days to .... Ia important, obviously, schools today have a tendency to complete a picture. IIIjill uimportant is coming go into the abstract direction. I Q: Wh.t do you h.ve pl.nned .......... yday .nd doing it, on ,... Oft, practicing. Practice ... perfect. So actually I was aInJa IDIIrestedin fantasy art. I ..... IliIllCe fiction and fanta~y 111ft WIBl I was in High School I lIIIIId III lee .U those old science lIdila 8Ild huTor films, like 0IatIIn From the Bl.ck Lagoon .nrarofthe Werlds,things like "l I_ bored with drawing IllIt ltarIII, 8Ild landscapes and ....... after I got out of school I.... In anlm.tion for about .. J'IrI, deaigning animated .... 1nt!Dll backgrounds, and ......... lII!IlJon. After this I got .... Ilalllmmaking. I moved tI IleIr York .nd -made ..... tary films for about six [IlII. Bat I atapped drawing. -.a,I realized that I w.s ....... talentthat I had, so I got Wustum announces competition 1lIe RacIne Art Association ·-nees its 17th annual IlIalelrtd. w.tercolor com- ~tiont Watercolor Wisconsin ... The competition and ~1Ian Will take place at the ...... A. Wustum Museum of =.... Alta in R.cine. m.y enter up 10 two c:re&ted in .ny water . __ media auch .s watercolor, -'''''', lilt gouache and hand- :-e.-per. There ia.n entry fee ..::' per artist. There are over In prizea .nd guaranteed C'"~.This year's jurors will OIIdbl Prussian, nationally lid ,~~ artist from Chicago If ;;;'" Zimmerman, Director c..r Arts, Chicago Circle ~.Unlversily of Illinois at ..~ may ship their work to • .::m between Sept. 1 and c.i.t.r it to the M.dison Art kb)' ....~ Sept. hnd 10 or deliver •. - to the Wuatum Sept. 16- 'ar Iurtber in( :" r.ma call ':':"~~ ~: ~. 2519 Northwestern -.\ Raci... , WI 53404, (414) ,...71. Entry forms may also he up duri~ museum hours. Welcome Back to '82 - '83 YOU'VE GOT STYLE "On Tap At Union Square" RANGER ThunUY. 5ep1embel 9. \912 9 art at Gen Con for the fatllre'! is so ,.,. ...r ... ! A: "Right now I'm co· , "U you look at today, hicll producing • low • budllet 111m ,.. ell'lof • bad time tlCCIDOIIllUIIy, which is being shot in my house. It .nd you look .t the Iaat t..... we sort of has a plot reminiscent of weot!hnlugb lIU, In the lIjrtieol, the 1950's, the ones I grew up on. you see that ..... e of the wlldeat My SOIl has • SID.n part in the rums ever made W~ made in film, .nd it should corne out in Hollywood during that tim • about three months. I'm werking Busby Berkeley, .nd cruy .luff on a cookbook with my wife called like that. I thUlk It's aort of the the 'Fantasy Cookbook' Its' what same Situation today. I t1a'* It elves eat, what mermaids eat, presents .nolher world ler pecpI. trolls, Wizards, giants, .nd so to eacape to. It's just DICe forth. Rita has been werking 00 it eacapial Bluff, whicll we lor .bout two yean - it has very corning back today But lhon well . plarmed out menus and .gain, mytbl. IBUy talea. f.D· recipes, .nd there will be.bout tasies, have been .raund for three hundred pictures in it. bundreds .nd tbouaandI of yean. That's due out in spring." I think its aomething that won't Q: Why do yoal1llll1ll •• tasy .rt....._ev_er:-dl..·.r.'~'..,. __ - , ........ ..,.T_y ...... GEN CON attracted hundreds . GET THE BEST, HAIRCUT OFYOUR LIFEOR GET YOUR MONEY BACK! For The Latest In Hair Fashions For Both Guys And Girls See t::~;~~~ J;;i)StUtUo ~~ ______ COUPON • @REDKEN Yt. IiW Met ~ lk6n Produrt' _ I$1 OFF SEtltICE PI I WITH THIS COUPON I I ~~ ,.,,=~ Expo, •• Oc! 31 I I ",.,... p I CoupOn I I ~:: Per Servac • ~, :.-------------_ .. NOTICEI' STUDENT JOB OPENINGS THE PARKSIDE UNION IS LOOKING FOR STUDENT WORKERS HAVING GOOD TECH· NICAL KNOWLEDGE OF SOUND AND LIGHTING EQUIPMENT. MUST BE ABLE TOWORK EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS. APPLY IN UNION OFFICE. RM. 209 MON. THRU FRI. BETWEEN8:00 A. M. & .:30 P. M. nder way rv lor a d<scnplion ol 'ho chaDll Play bog,... on Sep tem ber 2%rd. ",th the laal day ror gmDllup a tesm Seplembrr 16IJl Pia, "ill bell'" at 4 5. or 6 pm. depOnd'DIl upon tho number 01 InS II( lit 11\ .. lor William Tell and lor • ou t 'On WednESday. 0ct<>Mr 20th tartiD/l a' t2 lID P m In tho 10m Is our Archery Toumam""t the "'11') form lor tho 1)'Pfll ol divi .... If you llunk • ou are man or "1III\an ('IlOUgh to tall ,'and "ant 10 ha\e an inter ID/l day ,ry Ib I Pt'R POIIT. (O!\!. Nrrno on saturday. 0<1 r 2nd rtlDll at 10 a m Ther UI Ix' com po>lIUon '" ten • ou pick an "'" 0( \hom to..." our title Pie the 19J1up I for lhi \ ""I If ou art'. (.01 t ddJct • .., the 011 1< I!U In malcb play participant ell! red "I'h in the 983 r Rang r OV • VA IIICISSAI' ---- • • .... . MO~eFr~;Y.:~~n C_ comedy named "Author. ~. Slarring Al Pacino, It lP'" t...y of a New York IOid ~ ~t and his family. p111" IAut/lOr" was a very ~. and funny film. that ~ more attention than it "'"'~ Runner" was a good • could have been better. I\IIU tbatHarrison Ford. the film ~ ... of a ble.k future in the ~..... tory a future where the IlJI :: is "';vered over by brown ~ y nd poverty and squalor ..... • pent in the city streets ......... In this future world. 1It1~ ... IIY engineered human ... have been perfected ~nts. they are called) but they possess superhuman ~ they present a threat to .......;,...1 populatIOn. This IS ~ 'Slade Runners' come in. Blade Runners are tra med lI,na who kill dangerous .... cants. Ford plays Rick ~ • blade runner who falls )ore Iwith a replicant. The ~ of course would seem to beI- Deck~rd's love for a ~.nd the duties of his job. ...,.,.. this is never explored .., luIIY. Deckard doesn't seem IlIl11temuch of a values break- _when he kills replicants, and It atiD gets to live happily ever rlW WIth the rephcant woman l1li1be 1oves. The film looks great, 01lbunique sets and special efIo<ts deBigned by Syd Mead and llolIIIu Trumbull. But "Blade _" doesn't delve too deeply iIIIo tho human psyche, thus, we ... , leel too much as an 10 !lears ago -:- After a nationwide search for a replacement for Thomas P Ros-andich, Wayne Dannehl was chosen as athletic director by the Athletic Board. He assumed his new position on September 1. Dannehl was born in the little town of Watseka, Ill. in 1937. He comes from a large sports minded family and is the youngest of twelve children. . . . ... Dannehl would like to see all of the possible programs go into effect here at Parkside that the university can afford: One Course he would like to see started here is Techniques of Angling. While at lllinois, he taught a very successful angling course. Dannehl said he is glad to be here and that the campus is beautiful because of the setting . He likes to jog on campus and in Petrifying Springs. Wednesday, September 7, 1972 audience. An entertaining film, nonetheless. .. A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy," this past summers' offering from Woody Allen, was another good film that might have been better than good. Using the early twentieth century as a setting, with three couples gathered at a country home as the only characters, the film humorously explores the boundaries between love and lust, and the physical, seen world, and the TRICK SHOT CHALLENGE WHEN: Mon. 1 p. m. -2p. m. WH ERE: Union Rec Cenler COST: Free MAKE THE TRICK SHOT OF THE WEEK & WIN PRIZES IT'S SPECTA-CUE-LAR FUN! metaphysical, unseen world. The film '5 first half is clever and quick, with verbal witticisms well coordinated with Allen's unique style of directing. However, the film '5 final half crams too many events into too short a time - the nimble - footed pace of the plot becomes· frantic. Thus, the final conclusion to the love - lust paradox is reached too quickly to seem even remotely realistic, and the physical - metaphysical paradox is resolved with an absolutely siBy ending. If you walked in on the last five minutes of "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy," you might have thought you were seeing a Disney Flick, a.k.a. Bedknobs and Broomsticks. Finally, my personal favorite of the summer film crop is "The World According To Garp." Based on the popular novel by John frving, the film stars Robin Williams, and is the story of the quirky life of T.S. Garp. Garps' life is filled with bizarre occurances, most of which center around sex and death. For instance, when Garp's mother, Jenny Fields, writes a feminist book called "The Sexual Suspect," the book becomes a huge bestseller. and Jenny's house becomes a haven for the sexually wounded, for various RANGER Thursday, Seplember 9,1982 11 From the Files 5 !lears ago - terests .. • • In a convocation address last Guskm cmcluded ti state Friday. Chancellor Alan E oftheuru\'erslty peech wtth a call Guskin marked the end of the first to action fer Iaculry and staff pha~e of .ad~inistralive changes "T~ University of YilSCOnsin during his first two years as Par~lde represents a new conChancel1or, and ouUined plans for cept~on ~ a regional university the second phase in which that IS beu'Ig fashioned to meet the Parkside will become a "Com- chal!enges of the late 1970's and munity - based University." The 1980~. \\e are.1n a IXtSllJOO. to "State of the University" address provide. the higher education was preceded. by a luncheon for c~mmuruty 10 the United tates faculty, selected staff members, "It~ a model 10 be follo"ed and student leaders. lie the faculty and staff can Community·based Universtty together. provlCle this lea~sk\lp A "community _ based Let us. ~!?together m u.s op. ~niversity" according to Guskin. ~urut) , IS one "which focuses its "'ed~~. ~tember 7 19n educational attention on mutually by Phihp L. Livu1gstm. Editor beneficial relationships between the university arxl the community it serves ... such a university is very different from the model of the large, research based university, which necessarily focuses most of its attention outside its local area while serVing state and national in1 !lear ago - The classified staff at Parkslde sen"es you in offices. labs and behind the scenes as blue collar workers, "pink collar" workers techniC'll employees. and safely and sec uri ty personnel Ap. proximately 85 percent of these fanalical groups. and. for tran· svestites. one of whom Garp befriends. All this time Garp 's struggling to raise a family and make a living at being a 'norma)' fiction novelist. But Garp's life is filled with death too - people around him are always dying, and at one point in the film Garp comes close to losing his entire family in an auto accident. But through this Garp manages to maintain a sunny. almost romantic outlook on life. and because he senses that death is always near, he reveres life all the more. Most importantly, we as an audience benefit when we realize that Garp's life. no matter how unusual, is basically not much dirferent from our own lives. So why don't we revere and enjoy life the way Garp does? A brilliant and touching film. Open letter . Continued From Page Four governance under the merger law among the members of the UW System community _There may be rich possibililies for a new era within the university community if its members seize the moment and they become involved in lhis search for truth. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus and Community" • CINEMA THEATER .COMMUTER LOCKERS • BOWLING • INFO CENTER • DINING ROOM • BILLIARDS • BAR & GRILL • FooSBALL • SWEET SHOPPE • VtDEO GAMES • CATERING • TABLE TENNIS • ROOM RESERVATIONS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • TRAVEL PROGRAMS • HORSESHOES • LARGE SCREEN TV • SPECIAL PROGRAMS .. TABLE GAMES • OUTDOOR PATIO . .' .. .'. .-- .'. , . .':.'. • TV LOUNGE • MEETING ROOMS • TICKET SALES • CHECK CASHING • POSTAL DROP • VENDING • SPORTS EQUIPMENT • • classified SlAff mem tfitd .... to )Oln are mem 0( Local 2110 of the WISCOI1SID tale Employ l'/llon W EU ...hlch ........ .bout 25.000 employ Chanct'ller Alan Guslun In Ilia "cenvccatlon" __ h on september 2nd Slid "Just as the uruversrty could llOl ex witbout faculty. the uru, I'SIty couJd llOl funcllon effed"e!y ...,tbout a quality staff .. But members of Lecal 2110 are upset at their ~t stat ... 1 Paritslde .• nd ha\'e become Increa Ingly \'ocal Inee tbeir contract expired In JIlnf: Many member feel thai the stale ts deahng unfaIrly "lIh their barga IJllng demands Ella T.-go. st... llrd.nd lrUSlee of the Execuli ..e Committee of Local 2180 pul it. these demands 're more "a !I~ht 10 keep "hat "e had, ratber than dem.ndong more'" Thursday September 10 1981 by Jeff W,cks 11lese comments aTe' my (Non They do oot necessanly ref] t the po'"hon of the members of the JCRAR, Co Chalnnen, or i slaff Fer further IIIform.tion ... a copy of the referenced roporl contact your Chanceller o(fi.... Student Government offiCft. or contacl the JCRAR staff ttrough the offIces of Stale Senater David G Berger or State Representali .. William J Rogers. State CaPItol, :\ladison, Wisconsin 53702 TJ Thurow·Hankerson CHIEf' OF STAFF Joint Committee (or Rpvlew of Admllustrati\ e Rules Firebaugh gets book released • "The Slatus of the Sudear Enterprise," a new book outJini"l current nuclear technology and problems facing the ,ndustry. has just been issued by Parks'de Edited by ~lorJis W Firebaugh .• Parkside professor of phYSICS.nd applied computer science" Or volume includes contrlbuhon from five other scholars \\1th extensive backgrounds In nuclear technology . In • pre!.... to the bcJok Flreb.ugh pOlnto out thai "phy ietS! . a represent.lI\ of the di Iphne" Iuch ~... bIrth to nuclear pOVt:er, ha ..e a conttnuulI obligation to both Interpret surrounding nuclear po\\l"r for the general pubhc and to ensure thai it lS used 10 a ~oclaU~ acceptable wav A clear understanch,. lof sxaSltlons on nuclear pcMtr .. entlal for c\etItual resolU1Jon 01 Important d1\1.l\e I urh a that of radu')actl\~ ... t(' mana~ment In a mant'K'f Ie ceptable to lh(" public al lar • The book I an outllrOVith of the ummer mt'elm~ of the American A."-"i.OC18110nof Ph)' ICS T eMr ponsored by the A PT Com mlltee on Phy ICSIn High. hool Education Ranger Needs Sports Writers soccer schedule .... p 4pJll $pm 4pm I India ... 112 noaa 2 pm) Kochosler 112 noaa) bum 12pml K........ 4p.m Aurora IL (J pm ) <3pm) Aurora IL (J P ) (S pm I Wad_ (6 pm) 16 pm I MacI_ 6 pm I IIpm I AppIeccm .....'wu otT urrnemorv memo board now-before you ! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pat Hensiak elected next Ranger editor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, May 13, 1982 iff University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger Vol. 10 - No. 30 Pat Hensiak elected next Ranger Editor by Ken Meyer Editor Pat Hensiak was elected Editor of Ranger for the 1982-83 academic year. Hensiak served as News Editor this semester and was a writer for the Horlick (High School) Herald in the past. "Next year I'm looking forward to another great year," said Hensiak. "The anticipation of all the things that could go wrong is tremendous. However, if we have a staff like this year's, we won't have any problems we can't tackle. "There is always room for improvement," said Hensiak. "This year has been a year of incredible improvements. Everyone did their best, all the time. I feel fortunate to have worked under Ginger Helgeson and Ken Meyer. Ginger made me want to learn the newspaper business and Ken taught that business to me. "We received a lot of support, campus - wide," she said. "It feels good to have played a role in that." Hensiak feels confident that Ranger will be good next year. "I'll expect a lot of myself and the staff. When we've done a good job, we'll know because the school will be well - informed. I'm sure we'll all look forward to a feeling of satisfaction, knowing we've done our best." Hensiak will be working in the Ranger office over the summer. She will also be recruiting the staff for next year. Paid sub - editor positions are available and Hensiak will be accepting applications. "I'll be out here all summer," she said. "Stop in and see us. Sit down and tell us what's on your mind. We're a service and I hope people will utilize what we have to offer. "The most important thing any newspaper does for a campus is to keep it informed," said Hensiak. "The Ranger does an excellent job for Parkside by keeping the students as informed as possible. We not only have the opportunity to help others learn something but we have the opportunity to learn about ourselves. That's what higher education is all about — helping each other learn." Chris Hammelev to be PAB President PAT HENSIAK CHRIS HAMMELEV by Ken Meyer Editor Chris Hammelev was elected President of the Parkside Activities Board iPAB) for the 1982- 83 academic year. PAB's Executive Council also elected Mark Schulzen vice - president. They won't officially take office until after "The End." Hammelev has been on PAB for a year - and - a - half and was a member of the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) before that. Her main two objectives, she said, are to bring bigger - name acts to Parkside and recruit more students to become members of PAB. PAB consists of eight sub - committees and sponsors dances, movies, video, coffeehouses and speakers. "Our attendance at events has gone up a lot this year," stated Hammelev, "but we still have problems with members and recruitment." Membership, at 50 a couple of y ears ago, is currently about 20. "It's really tough with the amount of p rogramming we try to do and the amount of programming we should be doing," Hammelev said. "With 20 people it burns people out. I think that's been a lot of the problem in the past — too much work for too little people." Hammelev's other goal is to have more better - known acts at Parkside. "We're getting better class performers in here year after year," she said. "This year is probably the best we've had." She plans on getting more bands that are regional rather than local. "Between Chicago, Milwaukee and Minneapolis there's enough really good regional people we can get in here," she said. PAB has been budgeted for two major concerts next year — probably one each semester. Initial plans are being considered to have an event the first week of the fall semester, similar to "The End." "I think we're going to be able to do a lot of g ood things next year," Hammelev concluded. State Legislature stiffens drunk driver laws by Ken Meyer Editor A variety of changes have recently been enacted ^ Wisconsin pertaining to trie operation of a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. Changes have been made, and took effect on May 1, in such areas as: the procedures of determining the concentration of alcohol; penalties for driving under the influence, including repeat offenders; and intoxicants in a motor vehicle on the highway. Chapter 20, of the Laws of 1981, details the new laws relating to operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated (referred to as OWI). The state legislature indicates in Chapter 20 that it intends by passage of these new OWI - related laws: 1. To provide maximum safety for all users of the highways of this state. 2. To provide penalties sufficient to deter the operation of motor vehicles by persons who are intoxicated. 3. To deny the privileges of operating motor vehicles to persons who have operated their motor vehicles while intoxicated. 4. To encourage the vigorous prosecution of persons who operate motor vehicles while intoxicated. 5. To promote driver improvement, through appropriate treatment or education, or both, of persons who operate motor vehicles while intoxicated. Determining intoxication One major change concerns the way of determining whether or not a person is under the influence of alcohol. The previous law based proof only on the weight of alcohol in the person's blood (0.1% or more). The new law states that a person is intoxicated when the person has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.1% or more by weight of alcohol or 0.1 grams or more of alcohol in 210 litres of t hat person's breath. Chapter 20, therefore, provides an alternative chemical measure for intoxication. It also establishes a separate offense for operating a motor vehicle by a person having a certain alcohol concentration in either his/her blood or breath. This offense is separate from OWI and a person may be prosecuted for either or both offenses if they arise out of the same incident. However, if a person is found guilty of violating both "0.1% or • more" and OWI for acts arising out of the same incident, the person is subject to only one conviction for the purposes of sentencing and counting convictions. Penalties and license restrictions for both offenses remain the same. Penalties Under Chapter 20, the following changes are made in the penalties for OWI: 1. First offense in five-year period. The new law increases the Driving to drink Free b us service at "End M There will be free bus service at "The End," May 22 and 23, to help reduce the number of people having to drive home after drinking. The buses (to Kenosha and Racine) will travel the same routes as the current evening bus service. The departure times are only tentative, but buses are scheduled to leave Parkside at 11 p.m., 12:30 a.m. and 2 a.m. There is no charge. minimum mandatory fine from $100 to $150 and decreases the maximum fine from $500 t o $300. Also, education or treatment may no longer be used to reduce the amount of the fine. 2. Second offense in five-year period. The new law increases the minimum mandatory fine from $250 to $300. The maximum mandatory fine of $1000 and the imprisonment time (not less than five days nor more than six months) remain the same. However, education or treatment may no longer be used to reduce the imprisonment time. 3. Third or subsequent offense in five - year period. The new law increases the minimum mandatory fine from $500 to $600. The maximum mandatory fine of $2000 and the imprisonment time (not less than 30 days nor more than one year) remain the same. Fines are now required for persons driving after their license was revoked or suspended; the fines were optional. Mandatory imprisonment was, and still is, a penalty for such a violation. Intoxicants in Motor Vehicles Chapter 20 expands and clarifies the previous law to cover the possession or keeping of open or unsealed beer or liquor containers in a motor vehicle on a highway. The old law said that no person may drink from or open a container of beer or intoxicating liquor in a moving motor vehicle on a highway (not applicable to a motor bus). A person violating this may be required to pay a fine of not more than $100. Under Chapter 20, the fine and motor bus exception remain the same, but states: 1. Consumption in vehicle. No person is permitted to drink or consume beer or liquor in a motor vehicle when the vehicle is on a highway. 2. Possession in a vehicle. No person is permitted to possess on his or her person any bottle or receptacle containing beer or liquor if the bottle or receptacle has been opened or if the contents have been partially removed. 3. Keeping in vehicle. The owner of a privately - owned vehicle, or the driver if the owner is not present in the vehicle, may not keep or allow to be kept in the vehicle when it is on a highway any bottle or receptacle containing beer or liquor if: a) the bottle or receptacle has been opened; b) the seal has been broken; or c) the contents have been partially removed. However, this prohibition does not apply if the bottle or receptacle is kept in either the trunk of the vehicle, or, if the vehicle has no trunk, in some other area of t he vehicle not normally occupied by the driver or passengers. The vehicle's glove or utility compartment is considered to be within the area normally occupied by the driver and passengers. Evaluation of new laws Chapter 20 requires the Department of Transportation (DOT) to conduct a campaign to educate drivers about: the laws relating to operating a motor vehicle and drinking alcohol and/or using controlled substances ; and the effects of alcohol and/or controlled substances on a person's ability to operate a motor vehicle. The new law requires an officer who arrests a person for OWI or causing injury, great bodily harm or death by intoxicated operation of a motor vehicle to notify the DOT of the arrest as soon as possible. The new law also requires the DOT, in consultation with the Law Enforcement Standards Board, to study arrest procedure for OWI and related crimes. The DOT is required to make recommendations for improving and streamlining arrest procedures and report them to the state legislature by Jan. 17, 1983. Chapter 20 r equires the DOT to evaluate the effectiveness of these new laws concerning OWI and to report its findings and recommendations to the state legislature by Dec. 31, 1986. 2 Thursday, May 13,1982 RANGER Library Day unifies students MR. PRESIDENT, WHY HAVE ^ YOU NOW COME O UT IN FAVOR OF A CONSTITUTIONAL A MENDMENT TO A LLOW « VOLUNTARY PRAYER" IN PUBLIC SC HOOLS? WELL, LET ME T ELL YOU A S TORY. IT'S ABOUT O NE BILLY ROBERTS O F EDISON, NEW JERSEY, AGE 13. To the Editor: Save the Library Day came about because of the budget cuts in the periodical budget. The proposed reduction, a $70,000 c ut in a $178,000 budget, would have a negative effect on the present quality that we are used to. Save the Library Day was never designed to offset the total cut, but to show how much the quality of the library means to the Parkside community. It would be impossible for me to judge the magnitude of the success of Save the Library Day because of the Ranger deadline, but I can say that it had a unique side effect. Save the Library Day brought together all the major organizations, faculty, staff and administration to work together for a single cause. Everyone for once saw the same problem at hand and in the space of three short weeks Save the Library Day was a reality. Without the help of Chuck Betz, Phil Pogreba, Ruth Slama, and the members of PSGA, Ken Meyer, Linda Andersen and the entire Ranger staff, Chris Hammelev and PAB, Peer Support, GSOC, faculty (for the sticky and wet work), Chancellor Guskin and the rest of the administration, Food Service, Dave Pederson and Buddy Couvion and Student Life, CSA Bookstores, and the Racine and Kenosha area business, May 12 w ould have been just another day in the year. THANK YOU ALL! M. Scoon ::R. i / IHISSCHOOLMATESTEMPTED HIM WITH A LCOHOL A ND D RUG US E, AND BEING A CHRISTIAN LAD, BILLY SOUGHT ANSWERS IN PRAYER. fTf: BECAUSE HE W AS IN SCHOOL AT |THE TIME, HE'S NOW SERVING 10-TO-20 IN FEDERAL PRISON. Library director gives thanks To the Editor: Compliments to UW - Parkside students and the various student organizations for their sponsorship of "Save the Library" day. I have always maintained that students are the country's most precious resource and it is gratifying to note that students at UW - Parkside are proving this again. They are to be commended for their energetic and enterprising efforts to focus attention on the present library dilemma of maintaining an adequate materials collection with limited budgets and increasing inflation. Students at UW - Parkside have realized that the library is one of their most important resources in obtaining an education and they are trying to help protect this resource for themselves and the future. For that they have earned the gratitude of the library staff as well as all of the present and future users of the library. Sincerely, Hannelore B. Rader, Director Library/Learning Center Once again, I say farewell No need for soccer story To tYve Editor: While the memory of Parkside's basketball loss to Eau Claire due to the loss of key players because of academic shortcomings is still fresh, I would like to thank you for another slur against Parkside's athletic programs. In Tammy Shuemate's "Village officials to bring suit against soccer players", I fail to see the need for this article, moreover, I fail to see what this piece will ultimately accomplish. I realize that every reporter is looking for another Watergate and at good ol' PU they are few and far between, but more tact could have been employed in presenting this story without trampling on an already downtrodden program. As an example for comparison, at my high school in MN we had more fans for our fledgling girls' soccer team than we have here for an established, quality mens' team. While I cannot, by any means, condone the actions of the parties involved, I cannot see the correlation between a few isolated incidents at the Village, a mere place of residence, and the attitudes and behavior of the entire PU soccer team that your reporter was trying to propagate. Contrary to the image we have, due largely to your ineptness, all athletes are not in academictrouble or constant inebriation. But this is the impression I have obtained from many people here at PU and outside the confines of our institution. And this is sad. For within the general communities eyes, Parkside's athletics (soccer included) are not indistinguishable from the University itself; so without your by Ken Meyer Editor It's that time of the year again . . . time to sum up the school year while giving thanks to those who deserve them and try to figure out exactly what has happened (if anything) over the last eight months or so. For some funny reason, it seems like I did this last year . . . maybe that's because I did. But this year is different. Last year's Ranger was smaller, that's true. One reason is because the staff was smaller and there was less room to report the happenings at Parkside. But the major reason is because less things happened last year. This year was eventful to say the least. knowledge, you are damaging your own status with every cheap shot at athletics. Perhaps a mode of conveying, a higher quality image would be to fill that space in the paper with in - depth looks at individual athlete's accomplishments, athletically and even academically. For there are some who excel just as there is beauty in everyone if one only looks for it. Jeffrey A. Medin The year started with stories about a severe budget cut at Parkside, financial aid becoming harder to get and a tuition increase being projected. Good news, huh? From there we went into the inadequacies of the bookstore and, the big controversy, the Teaching Excellence Awards. That heated issue was kept alive for months, and we students finally received what was called a "compromise." Other stories in the first semester's Ranger included the prosperity of the new Campus Book Exchange, the still - being - worked - on Breadth of Knowledge requirements, Doc Severinsen's appearance on campus, miscellaneous PSGA happenings (including the vice - president resigning), the possibility ol Chancellor Guskin becoming the President of Temple University in Philadelphia, Peer Support becoming a major student organization, and the threat of another tuition surcharge. After all that, we all deserved a break. But then in January it started all over again. The editor of Ranger resigned, and it was discovered that Chancellor Guskin would be staying. A new company's bid for the bookstore was accepted after the then - current company refused to place a bid considering the deep dissatisfaction on the part of everybody who had to deal with the bookstore. And then PSGA continued being interesting : PSGA submitted a new budget to SUFAC after the preliminary budgeting was completed (the PSGA justices later ruled that unconstitutional) and then the PSGA Senate took three weeks to OK the total SUFAC budget. PSGA happenings remained prominent when the presidential election was held. Ranger sponsored a successful forum for the presidential candidates. Then there was the nasty campaign, followed by a election grievance being filed (and later withdrawn), and then an attempt to hold a recall election (that never materialized). Other major topics included the non - renewal of Sociology instructor Jim Bearden, the timely grade changes of two starting basketball players, the search for a new basketball coach, the appearance of G. Gordon Liddy, and the student - organized "Save the Library Day." I'd call that quite a year. Some of the things turned out right, others failed to meet with success. As I've always said (and am always chided for saying), "Oh well." What's past is past, but we still have to learn from our past experiences and turn our past failures into workable solutions for our future goals. I'm happy for us students for what we achieved this semester (mainly unification of different student organizations) and am also happy to have been a part of it. I look forward to seeing how much better things can become in the future. The main thing to remember is that we are all in this together, so we should all work together. We can make things better for all of us if we only try — together. Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz GANGER Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager STAFF Distribution Manager Edward Beal, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Eric Elsmo, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Joe Kimm, Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Masood Shafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Eric Wichmann, Jeff Wicks. RANGER is written and edited by students of UW Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. every Tbu,'"sday durin9 the academic year except during breaks and holidays, is printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. MnperrS«,ith,«LEd't0L Wi" be accePted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size cfuded for v eri if ac tl on™3 r9'ns A" ,et,ers m"st be signed and a telephone number in- Names will be withheld for valid reasons. reserved 2u SEjwJ? Tues?ay at 9 a m for Publication on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory cont t Pr,v,le9es ,n refusing fo print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, May 13,1982 3 CSA's policy changes 11000 books donated to library by Pat Hensiak News Editor As College Stores Associates begins to move into the new store (now open across from the Library), the store also begins to develop some of their policies. The three main policies that have recently come into action are policies on the return of texts, check cashing, and credit card use. The return of a textbook has nothing to do with the "buy - back" that takes place at the end of each semester. The return of a new textbook must take place within two weeks from the purchase date on the receipt. If a book is purchased before the opening day of classes, it will be returnable for a full refund, from the first day of classes until the second week. Also, the receipt is absolutely necessary in order to return a book. At the time of return, the receipt must be given to the bookstore. Finally, the book must be totally clean, and free from all marks. After two weeks, a book is not returnable for a refund. If a textbook is purchased used, it is not returnable for refund unless the class using the book is cancelled. A book cannot be returned after the official add / drop date. Also, there is not a sliding price scale for the return of the book. If it is returned within the two week policy guide, and all other policy requirements are followed, a full refund will be made. In order to cash a check, the exact amount of the purchase will be accepted only. Two forms of identification will be required, i.e. Parkside I.D. and a driver's license. Credit card policy states that no credit card will be accepted in the purchase of textbooks. Credit cards will be accepted on the concourse level of the store, and that is all. Never for the purchase of textbooks. CSA will have a buy - back period. A student can receive 50% of the current list price, as long as CSA has in writing from a faculty member that the book will be used in the following semester. Also, the book must be the most current edition. If the books are not going to be used at UW-P in the next semester, a national textbook buying guide will be used to determine how much the student will receive in return for the book. CSA will buy back any books, including trade books. However, trade books bring little in return for the student if sold back. A gift of 1,000 volumes from the library of the late John Cameron Thompson, a prominent Fox River Valley attorney and Oshkosh civic leader, has been presented to the Parkside Library - Learning Center by Mr. and Mrs. D. Clyde Buckstaff of 6 Lake St., Oshkosh, who are direct descendants of Thompson. Commenting on the collection, a library appraiser noted that "the books are representative of what a well - read man in the rural areas of Wisconsin in the early 20th century read in order to keep current with developing ideas in law, science and literature." Three groups of books within the collection are of particular interest, the appraiser noted: • A "rich collection" of books about Wisconsin including scarce and out - of - print publications of the Wisconsin Historical Society, early legal publications and books of local historical interest including E.B. Usher's eight - volume "History of Wisconsin" published in 1914 and "Geology of Wisconsin" surveys for 1873 through 1879; • A "diverse collection" of books dealing with 19th century science and scientific controversy including the works of Darwin and his popularizers, Herbert Spencer and Thomas Huxley; many are hard to find or out - of - print, including Darwin's "History of the Conflict Between Religion and Science" published in 1895; • An "important" Civil War chronicle, the 128 - volume "War of th e Rebellion," published by the War Department over the period from 1880 to 1901 and containing the official records of the Union and Confederate armies. Thompson graduated from the University of Wisconsin Law School in 1893, serving as class president, and moved to Oshkosh where he joined the firm of Thompson, Harshaw and Davidson, later Thompson, Gruenwald and Frye. He remained active in the firm until his death in 1934. Thompson also was prominent in financial and political affairs in Oshkosh and the Fox Valley. He was active in Republican politics, and was involved in the presidential campaign of William McKinley. He also was a trustee of Ripon College and president of the Wisconsin Bar Association in 1920- 21. Sexual harassment establishes policies by Pat Hensiak News Editor The newly formed Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has begun to define its functions. The basic functions of this committee are to assist the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment, to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase public sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures and remedies against it. Members also assist in informal mediation efforts when so requested by the Chancellor, serve in an "ombudsman" role and give advice, counsel, and assistance to members of the university in matters relating to sexual THE harassment. The committee identifies the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students simply as the university community. Any member of the university community who feels harassed, may contact any of the members of the committee directly. Or, any person who feels he / she is being sexually harassed can call ext. 2368 and request to talk to any member on the committee. That information will be relayed to a member. Students do not necessarily need to speak with a student member; all of the committee members are available.,. Once a committee member has talked to the person with a complaint, the member will request a meeting of the entire committee. At the meeting, no names will be used; the caller's name and alleged offender's name will be known to only one person. The entire committee will review the situation, and try to devise a method to solve the problem informally. Before any other action is taken, the caller will be notified. The committee will seek as much information about the situation as possible. The more information that is offered, the simpler and faster the likely resolution of the problem. The committee will have the opportunity to learn from each situation, but all of the incidents will be handled individually and confidentially. The committee realizes that most people perceive sexual harassment as coming from a male teacher and directed at a female student. However, this is only one possible circumstance of sexual harassment, and the committee hopes to make the university community aware that sexual harassment can and does happen in other situations. The members of the committee are Stella Gray, ext. 2260; Wayne Johnson, 2532; Karen Lourigan, 2247; Carrie Peters, 2285; Linda Piele, 2642; Stu Rubner, 2576; Carla Thomas, 2351; Jackie Willems, 2228; and Pat Hensiak, 2295. The main - line number js 2368. A message can be left there during office hours, and a committee member will return the call. If there is a particular committee member that you would like to deal with, request that member. 1982 END VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT 5 GIRLS —5 GUYS FOUR TO PLAY AT ALL TIMES— 15 POINT GAMES— BEST OF 3 SIGN-UP IN UNION 209 UNTIL MAY 19 —SINGLE ELIMINATION SAT. 22 lH g Location: East of the Union in between the inner loop road and the Union Parking LoT I V UIII Prizes: 1st place - free admission to the end on Sunday 2nd place - 5 free beer tickets pAB 4:30 pm finals invite your parents and relatives to come and watch SATURDAY 22nd 10am Volleyball Tournament 5:30 Doors open 6 pm Exhibit A 9 pm Wally Cleaver Food all night long SUN. 23rd I98* ^ PAB GENERAL INFORMATION The End tee shirts on sale at the union info center $5 Balloons to be given away Free prior to and during the End! Students *4.00 State and UWP IDs Required BRATS 1/4 Lb ITALIAN SAUSAGE JUMBO DOGS 75 Free coffee for the asking Free bus shuttle to Kenosha & Racine A FRISBEE GOLF TOURNAMENT IS ALSO BEING PLANNED. HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY END 4® SUNDAY 23rd 2 pm Huns and Dr. Beeker in the Union Square Free Free 4:30 Volleyball Finals 5:30 Doors open 6 pm Legacy 9 pm Burst Food all night long Guest *5.00 One guest per student ID 4 Thursday, May 13,1982 RANGER Modules with professionals offered "What's it really like out there?" is a question that most of us ask at some point in our university studies. Going "out there" to pursue a career in business or the professions is, after all, what most of us are preparing for. An early exposure to the functions and strategies of various Communication careers can give the Communication major a headstart on success, and it can offer the Business major knowledge of those all - important communication skills. In response to our need to know now what being a professional will require of us, the Communication discipline has invited respected professionals to conduct a series of modules in their areas of expertise. These modules are being offered for credit and for audit starting with the Fall 1982 semester. The modules must be taken in blocks that equal one credit. They are listed below in their time sequence, with the amount of credit attached to each. You may select Module 3 — for two - thirds of a credit — and add either Module 1 or Module 2 for a total of one credit. The modules, their professional leaders, their topics, times, and credit values are: • Module 1 - James T. Wardrip, Public Relations / Promotions Manage- for the Journal Times, Racine. Wardrip's topic is "Jumbo Lives!" The module meets from 8-9:15 a.m., on T 9/21, R 9/23, T9/28, R 9/30. This module is worth 1/3 of a credit. • Module 2 - Peg Fisher, of Peg Fisher and Associates, Racine. Fisher's topic will be "Why Bother to Communicate in Business?" The module will meet from 5-7:15 p.m. on M 10/4 and M 10/18. This module is worth 1/3 of a credit. • Module 3 - Gabriella S. Birkholz, Vice President of Image Management, Milwaukee, and Dave Brukhardt, Public Relations Manager for the J.I. Case Co., Racine, will present "What's it Really Like Out There?" or "Looking at Corporations, Agencies, and Anything in Between." This module will meet from 2-4:15 p .m. on R 10/28, R 11/4, R 11/11, and R 11/18. This module is offered for 2/3 of a credit. To register, obtain a registration form from the Humanities Office in CA 262 or from J. Wells in CA 273. Wells or Professor Richard Carrington will sign the form for you. Enter the course on your computer registration card as 41-391, Modules with Professional Communicators, for 1 credit. Keep the signed form as a reminder of dates and times. This special opportunity is open to any student who has sophomore standing, with one communication course completed. Thanks Parkside for a groat yoar enmr tt+GH i/ttt: 1 See you in September C.J.W. Inc. 2117-81st St., 552-7273 •••••••••• Club Events •••••••••• U.W.P.D.T. The final U.W.P.D.T. meeting will take place in Union 207, at 1 p.m., on Friday, May 14. All members are urged to attend. Summer projects and the final party will be discussed and planned at this meeting. Bring your lunch, bring your friend, bring yourself. Refreshments will be served. Kinship Club Kinship will hold a paper drive on Saturday, May 22, from 10 a.m. to 3 p .m. at Montgomery Wards parking lot, in the southwest corner. For free pick-up, call 657- 7387. Pi Sigma Epsilon Career Enhancement is Pi Sigma Epsilon. See you in the Fall!! Geology Colloquium "Dinosaurs: Montana to Milwaukee," will be the topic talked about at the Geology Colloquium on Friday, May 14, at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. The speaker featured will be Dr. Robert M. West, Curator of Vertebrate Paleontology, for the Milwaukee Public Museum. Commencement 1982 calls Donald K. Smith, Senior Vice President for Academic Affairs for the University of Wisconsin System from 1973 until his retirement in July, 1980, will be the speaker at Parksides' commencement exercises at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 23, i n the Physical Education Building. Honorary alumnus status will be conferred on Smith during the ceremony. Prior to joining the UW System, Smith served for 22 years as a faculty member and administrator at the University of Minnesota. Throughout his professional career he has been a steadfast advocate of quality in higher education. An authority in the field of speech communication, he received his PhD degree from UW-Madison. The May graduating class includes about 290 candidates for bachelor's degrees and 25 candidates for master's degrees. Graduates who completed degree work at mid-term and those who expect to finish their studies during summer session also are eligible to participate in the ceremony. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin, Vice Chancellor Lorman A. Ratner and UW System Regent Russell J. O'Harrow will confer the degrees. The ceremony also will include presentation of awards to the outstanding graduates of the various academic divisions and of the Chancellor's Award to the outstanding graduate of the 1981- 82 class. Prof. Arthur Corr will be chief marshal for the academic procession, Prof. James Shea will be faculty marshal; Prof. Wayne Johnson, bachelor of arts marshal; Prof. Timothy Fossum, bachelor of s cience marshal; and Prof. William Murin, master's marshal. RANGER NEEDS a whole new staff for next year, so co me on down to our office, right outside the Coffee Shoppe (N o newspaper experience necessary!) RANGER Thursday, May 13,1982 5 Regents O.K. $18,000 grant I Opportunity to protest W In June of this year the United protest against the Reae An $18,000 grant from the Exxon Education Foundation of New York in support of a three - year series of scholarly lectures in a variety of academic disciplines and mini - r esidencies by .visiting artists at Parkside was accepted last week by the UW System Board of Regents. The regents also accepted $4,000 from S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc., Racine, for tissue culture research being carried out through Parkside's Biomedical Research Institute and $3,000 from Modine Manufacturing Co., Racine, in support of instruction and research in the use of the scanning electronic microscope at UW-P. The Exxon grant will fund programs designed to "overcome professional isolation for faculty at small institutions" over a three - year period. Prof. Ben Greenbaum, Associate Dean of Faculty and director of the project, said such programs are particularly important at mid - size institutions such as Parkside which demand that their faculty members be 11 both teachers and active scholars. The program will provide Parkside faculty with an opportunity for dialogue and interaction with colleagues from other institutions in their own specialties, something that most small departments cannot offer, Greenbaum said. Greenebaum said the program also will be open to faculty from other institutions, to students and the general public. The first year of the program will focus on presentations relating to Behavioral Sciences, Humanities and Fine Arts. The programs in Behavioral Science, being coordinated by Prof. Lionel Maldonado, will center on programs related to race and ethnicity, a research interest of UW-P faculty members in sociology / anthropology, psychology, education and history. The Humanities program, coordinated by Prof. Andrew McLean, will focus on recent trends in literary criticism, particularly the structuralist and post - structuralist approach. The Fine Arts programming, coordinated by Prof. Rhoda Gale Pollack, will include activities in art, dramatic arts and music and is expected to include several mini - residencies and invitations to guest artists, to visit, perform or exhibit. Greenebaum said UW Parkside has already demonstrated the effectiveness of bringing visiting scholars to the campus through its on - going science seminar series and programs in fine arts which have brought visiting composers and visiting drama directors to Parkside. He said such visits have served to spark increased research and scholarly activity as well as to offer insights on effective teaching techniques. The Exxon Foundation's funds will enable UW - Parkside to experiment with extending the use of visits into areas outside the sciences to accomplish the same purposes. Prof. Ronald Pavalko, chairman of the Behavioral Science Division, will coordinate evaluation of the entire program. The End" is coming — May 22 S 23 by Ken Meyer Editor "The End," the annual PAB - sponsored event to close out the school year, will be held Saturday and Sunday, May 22 and 23, on the Union Pad. Admission is $4 for students and $5 for guests. The first event on Saturday is a volleyball tournament. The tournament is single elimination and teams must consist of five males and five females. The finals of the tournament will be held Sunday at 4:30 p.m. First prize is free admission to "The End" on Sunday and second prize is five free beer tickets. Sign up in Union 209 u ntil May 19. A frisbee golf contest is also Student aid cuts could cost money Student aid cuts may save the government $1.9 b illion now, but could cost it $156 billion in reduced tax revenues over the next 20 years, according to a College Press Service estimate. Using Bureau of Labor Statistics figures to determine the earning power of men and women with and without college and graduate degrees, CPS theorized that the almost 900,000 students forced out of school by aid cuts would ultimately contribute $156 billion less to tax revenues. The 900,000 figure was estimated from reports by the American Council on Education and the National Center for Education Statistics. being organized. Doors open at 5:30 p.m. on Saturday. The band "Exhibit A" will play at 6 p.m. and "Wally Cleaver" will play at 9 p.m. Quarter - pound brats, Italian sausages and jumbo dogs will be sold throughout both evenings for 75 cents. At 2 p.m. Sunday, Huns and Dr. Beeker will present a FREE concert in the Union Square. The doors will open again at 5:30. "Legacy" will play at 6 p.m. and "Burst" will close "The End" with a 9 p.m. concert. Free coffee will be available to Patronize Ranger WE WILL BOX & SHIP YOUR ITEMS FOR SAFE, INSURED DELIVERY BACK TO YOUR HOME. WE SHIP BY U.P.S. EZZ2* In the Multi - Services Office 19th & Taylor Avenue in Racine Open 7:00 AM to 5:30 PM CALL 634-8870 Nations will hold a Second Special Session on Disarmament. A campaign has been launched by several hundred peace organizations throughout the U.S. to bring hundreds of thousands of people to New York City for the largest peace demonstration ever. Among the many sponsors of the protest demonstration are William Winpinsinger, President of the IAM, the United Electrical Workers, and the Mobilization for Survival. With buses leaving from the Kenosha - Racine area you have the opportunity to join in this Reagan administration policy of nuclear arms build-up. Reagan has proposed an expenditure of $1 trillion 600 billion on the military while cutting services for human needs and supporting plant closings and unemployment. Seats on the bus must be reserved in advance and immediately. The bus will depart at 2 p.m. Friday, June 11 a nd return Sunday, June 13 at approximately noon. The cost is $65 rou nd trip, Kenosha or Racine to N.Y.C. For more information and to reserve a seat, call any of these three numbers: 652-9371, 658- 0758 o r 553-2017. Clarinetist to perform those wanting (or needing) it. Another feature new to "The End" is free bus service to both Kenosha and Racine. For no cost, one can arrive home safely without worrying about having too much to drink. The bus routes will be the same as the current evening bus service. Buses are scheduled to leave Parkside at 11 p.m., 12:30 a.m. and 2 a .m. State and Parkside IDs are required in order to buy student admission tickets. Guests have to be accompanied by a Parkside student and each student may only bring one guest. Clarinetist Lee Gibson will present a free public recital with Carol Bell at the piano at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 16, in-the Communication Arts Theater. Gibson is principal clarinetist of the Fort Worth (Texas) Opera, emeritus professor of woodwinds at North Texas State University and currently visiting professor of single reed instruments at UWMilwaukee. He also has served as principal clarinetist of the Tulsa, Fort Worth and Dallas symphony orchestras. He is a member of a musical family which includes performers with the Boston Symphony, Louisville Orchestra, Houston Symphony and El Paso Symphony. Gibson was founding editor of "The Clarinet," the journal of th e International Clarinet Society, and later became president of t he society. As an acoustician, he has authored a number of papers dealing with the design of the clarinet and on his research on the capacity of the human ear as an analyzer of musical sounds. Bell is a member of the UW-P music staff and pianist of the Oriana Trio. 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CLO'SMEDA YFO 14R L SAUSMTM DEARY Thanks to all Feature writers: Carol Burns, Bob Ki esling, J oe Ki mm, Rick Lu ehr, Dick Ob erbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Pat Hensiak, Lisa Linstroth, Karla Kobal, and Mark Sa nders. From Tony The Parkside Union Robert Wortock tells of his experiences in Poland FINAL WEEK & SUMMER HOURS UNION SQUARE: MON., MAY 17 — THURS., MAY 20 FRIDAY, MAY 21st 10:00a. m.-10:00p. m. 10:00a. m.-6:00p. m CLOSED FOR THE SUMMER by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Robert Wortock wrote himself a poem. It goes like this: Life is to be lived, not endured life is to be shared, not obscured life is a gift, and not a treat, life is hope, not self - defeat. When life is stripped, of peripheral things, and all its distractions and trappings and things. When life is reduced, to its absolute basis, and the heart enchances, so many places So listen, my friend, take one day, not two, and be thankful for the divine powers with you. This seems to have been Wortock's code .for living when he organized a relief drive for the citizens of Poland shortly after the military takeover, when he went to Poland with the 1600 boxes of food, clothing, and relief items, and when he lived a month in Poland and came to know the people and experience their way of life. "The people in Poland know how to preserve. If they have a pair of blue jeans, that pair of jeans will last them ten years, fifteen years, and then they will hand them down. They don't buy like we do, if the style has changed or whatever. If you rip your clothes, you sew them back up. It takes a young married couple ten to fifteen years to get a small apartment, and until then you stay POLISH GIRL SCOUTS guard war memorial in Warsaw. Sales representatives wanted to sell stereo components, 35 mm camera equipment, video equipment, home computers, televisions, and calculators. Sell EVERY brand rvaw© and model of electronic equipment manufactured. 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"Warsaw is a city of a million and half people, about the size of Milwaukee. My sixteen year old daughter could walk anywhere in Warsaw, any time of the day or night. If I had a wheelbarrow, and went all through Warsaw looking for handguns, I'd have a hard time filling that wheelbarrow. And if I had a litter bag, and went all through the city, I would be hard pressed to fill the bag with litter. I did not hear children crying, or yelling at one another. And they were passionate people, often expressing affection for each other. This paints a picture of the people — humble, sincere, honest." Wortock emphasized that the Polish people were struggling, however. "Probably the biggest problem over there is lack of motivation. They feel discouraged. If you break the spirit and will of the people, then you can keep them down to just a bare survival level. The people are strong willed, but they are people just like anywhere else. They have the same fears, hopes, dreams, and so forth. The Poles just want to be Poles. They just want to be left alone." Wortock maintains a non - political stance on his joumey to Poland, and this is reflected in his philosophy. "The people in Poland believe that the worst thing that ever happened to them was when Stalin and Truman got together and divided up Europe. What does it mean when politicians get together and decide things for their citizens? You have to deal with people on an individual basis, one person from one country meeting one person from another country, and thereby sharing their ideas. That's what our project was all about." That seems to be what Robert Wortock is all about. AN ELDERLY WOMAN bicycles her way through the streets of Luvitz. PAC offers something for everyone The Israel Philharmonic Orchestra, considered to be one of the greatest orchestras in the world, performs in Uihlein Hall on Monday, May 17 at 8:00 p.m. The Milwaukee Jewish Federation is sponsoring the concert, to be conducted by the orchestra's renowned music director, Zubin Mehta. Tickets are $17.00, $11.00 and $7.00, and are available at the PAC Box Office and by calling PHONECHARGE, 273-7206. Popular recording group Asia performs in Uihlein Hall on Tuesday, May 18 at 8:00 p.m. The concert is sold out. "Secret Injury, Secret Revenge," the final production of the Milwaukee Repertory Theater's current season, concludes this week, after performances Tuesday through Friday, May 18-21 at 8:00 p.m., with a 2:00 p.m. matinee on Wednesday, May 19; Saturday, May 22 at 5:00 and 9:15 p.m.; and Sunday, May 23, at 7:30 p.m. The 17th century Spanish classic by Calderon de la Barca is being presented in a new English version by the Rep's resident playwright, Amlin Gray. Tickets are $3.50 - $11.00 and may be purchased at the Box Office and by calling PAC PHONECHARGE, 273-7206. On Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, May 18-20, the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra presents concerts for area high school students, at 10:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. Guest conductor Eric Knight leads the orchestra in a pops program, "The Best of Broadway", Friday, May 21 and Saturday, May 22 at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday, May 23 at 7:30 p.m. The Friday and Saturday concerts are sold out. Tickets are available at $7.00, $9.00, $11.00, $13.00, and $14.00 for the Sunday performance, and may be purchased at the Box Office and through PHONECHARGE, 273-7206. Nearly 400 young people perform in the spring concert by the four orchestras of Music for Youth on Sunday, May 23 at 3:00 p.m. in Uihlein Hall. General admission tickets, at $2.00, are available at the PAC Box Office after May 21. Piano students of Fran Schuler - Ellis give their spring recital Sunday, May 23 at 4:00 p.m. in Vogel Hall. The recital is free and open to the public. Thursday, May 13,1982 Want some fun? Join a club! by Joe Kimm What we need on this campus are new clubs, and new student organizations to spark up this otherwise dreary Campus. I mean favorite pasttimes at UW-P are napping during lectures, sleepwalking in the halls, and reclining — comatose in the library. How about a Frisbee Club, Short People United, Hamburgers and French Fry Eaters Anonymous, Professional BJobbers Foundation and Muff Divers Unlimited? It would lend credence to our small coffee shop scene and would expand our SOC membership appreciably. A Frisbee Club, for example, would really draw attention to our most collegiate sport in existence next to bicycle racing. It is the only phenomena you would observe students participating in when you visit other state campuses. Madison even has a fraternity with a local chapter devoted entirely to this godly sport. To become a member, you must first demonstrate above average skill in twirling and popping a small plastic disc — preferrably of master rank or better (Olympic size is acceptable). No Taco Bell discs permitted here. To show skillful maneuverance in an above - average manner, you must keep the artificial discoid up in the air for at least three seconds. The next step is you must show fair to above - average physique, especially in the upper torso and upper thigh area. Above all, there must be that frisbee thrower image exuding from your every pore. That California tanned look, that west coast style that epitomizes the sunworshippers' unique life style. Only then will you be considered for nomination to the prestigious flying disc club. Other clubs will have varying requirements for their new members, basically to screen the serious contenders from fly - b y - night club hoppers that go from Summerfest this summer by Bob Kiesling This year's Summerfest should be the best ever, according to the promoters, Summerfest Inc. Taking a look at the tentative schedule of the bands they have booked so far, the show will cover a broad range of musical styles. The headlining performers include: The Bar-Kays, Skyy, Chicago, Johnny Mathis, Santana, The Charlie Daniels Band, A1 Jarreau, Arlo Guthrie, and the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra. The promoters said that this is a tentative schedule, and that there are still four more acts to be booked. In addition, they said that although the schedules have not been released, the country stage and jazz oasis will feature a combination of local and national groups. Tickets will be $4 in advance and $5 at the door. The general admission price includes admission to the shows. Summerfest will run from June 24 to July 5. Anyone desiring more information can call the Summerfest information line at 273- FEST. People Power helps prevent birth defects Support March of Dimes THIS SPACE CONTRIBUTED BY THE PUBLISHER one club to another without appreciably helping any of them. Virgin Associates and Professional Air Guitar Players and Friends may be the only two new clubs that will actually get funding by SOC next year. They are a relatively new phenomena and their initial membership may be small, but with some serious efforts by its founding members (such as cold shower get - togethers and midnight jam sessions), its size may increase bit by bit so that they may meet the three members requirement that is needed of all new clubs. With a few bake sales, seminars, picnics, and movies on how to become a better virgin or a more fluent air guitar technician, it may well turn these spectator sports into participant happenings. This may be the beginning of s omething big here. All in all, it's a worthwhile activity to join or start a new club of your choice and take that dull edge off your collegiate life and maybe this will give you a chance to meet some new people and do new things, however eccentric and strange they may seem at first. You will grow into it, I'm sure. If you can manage to get through Accounting I, well you can do this, with no problems! Burned up Final exams are the final straw by Carol Burns Finally. It's Parkside's last week of school. It may not have seemed to take forever, but it has. Why are we the only animal life on Earth that insists on torturing itself? What is our reward for laboring through the past seventeen weeks? You guessed it — exams. Exams. Did you ever notice how grade - school teachers call them tests, and high - school teachers call them quizzes? But when you hit the Big Time, watch out — they're called EXAMINATIONS. Worse yet, at this time of the year, they're labeled FINAL EXAMINATIONS. The name alone is enough to make anyone suffering from terminal overload go off the deep end. If a student is floundering in a class, next week will serve to finish him off. After all, only a super - genius can learn sixteen chapters of (pick one) history, physics, French, quantitative biology, chemistry, calculus, anatomy, over the weekend. But the number of students that will try is amazing. For those of you who rely on help from a Greater Power, (not a friend with last year's answers), for passing exams, there is hope in the form of a prayer. Barring the legalities of prayer in public schools, it could be helpful to some students. Since Ann Landers recycles some of her letters, she probably won't be concerned with the origin of the following: Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't shed a tear, Just put a rose behind my ear. Tell my teachers I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take. Just think: Two weeks from now it will all be over. So let's all hit those books, write those papers, solve those problems. Let's show the teachers what we can do. Let's buckle down and study. Let's start tonight — ri ght after MASH. If You Could See" is an eye-opener by Rick Luehr "Blindness isn't necessarily a handicap" is the message of the marvelous new film, "If You Could See What I Hear," the true story of s inger - songwriter Tom Sullivan. Sullivan, wonderfully portrayed by Marc Singer, became blind as an infant as a result of too much oxygen in his incubator. Tom never lets his blindness get in his way. He golfs, sky dives, and at one point even drives a car. He hardly considers himself blind at all until an incident that makes him realize just how blind he is. In addition to Mr. Singer's spirited performance as Tom, the supporting cast is very talented. R.H. Thompson is outstanding as Will Sl y, Tom's best friend. Also notable are Shari Belafonte - Harper, daughter of fam ed singer Harry Belafonte, and Sarah Torgov, as the woman in Tom's life. You may think that a movie about a blind man would be very Continued On Page Eight THE BARBARIAN DINO DE LAURENTIIS ,, EDWARD R. PRESSMAN . ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER JAMES EARL JONES , "CONAN THE BARBARIAN" SANDAHL BERGMAN • BEN DAVIDSON • GERRY LOPEZ • MAKO WILLIAM SMITHMAX VON SYDOWi,,,. » MUSIC Bv ASSOCIATE PRODUCER EXKU'ivf P RODUCERS JULIUS ...OLIVER STONE B ASIL POLEDOURIS E DWARD SUMMER D. CONSTANTINE CONTE EDWARD R.PI PRDtJUCFO BV DIRECT FLO BV BUZZ FEITSHANS „ RAFFAEELA DE LAURENTIIS JOHN MILIUS 1 READ THE BANTAMlOK] 1 Based on Hie ctoactei created sy ROBERT E. HOWARD |Original Soundtrack on MCA Record s and Tapes] RESTRICTED -31c ] UkOM PARIiTN Ml 0Q«U AIWOOSL *r CGCUOAWRPOAlANKr iNC j STARTS FRIDAY MAY 14TH AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU CHECK DAILY NEWSPAPERS FOR LOCATIONS AND SHOWTIMES Coming to a theater near you this summer by Tony Rogers Feature Editor I've had fun editing Feature dept. this past year, and I thought that, to conclude the year, I'd say a few words. A few words. Ha, ha, what a brilliant wit. I oughta be in pictures. Well, maybe some day. But there are some pretty good movies coming out this summer (hopefully) and so I thought I'd let you know about some of them. Fantasy and Science Fiction are always big in the movies in summer, and this summer will be no exception. Early on in the summer the sequel to the first Star Trek movie will be released, tentatively titled "The Uncharted Continent." Maybe this second film will be better than its terrible predecessor. "Blade Runner," a sci-fi flick based on Philip K. Dick's story, "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", will also be released. Harrison Ford (Han Solo, Indiana Jones) will star, and Vangelis (Cosmos, Chariots of F ire) will do the soundtrack music. This one sounds like a winner. Steven Spielberg will have two films coming out this summer, one entitled "Poltergeist" (you can guess what that's about) and another one called "E.T.," which stands for extraterrestrial. Roughly speaking, it will be the story of a poor little space child who comes to earth and gets lost. Sounds interesting. Also coming this summer will be "Conan the Barbarian," based on the books by Robert E. Howard, and "The Sword and the Sorcerer," another fantasy flick. Horror is an extension of fantasy, so I will include John Carpenter's remake of "The Thing" in this category of film. Disney will have an entry in this category as well. Entitled "Tron," their fantasy film for the summer will be a journey through a supercomputer. Hmmm. Other flicks in the non - fantasy genre will include "Annie," based of course, on the original Broadway play, which was based of course, on the original comic TOM BAKER is the current Dr. Who on local T.V. strip. "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," which is also based on a Broadway play, which in turn is based on the original Playboy article, will be a movie this summer and will star Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton. Whew! Woody Allen will have a new farce out this summer entitled, "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy," and "Grease II" is also on its way. As if we needed a sequel to that awful flick. All this, and much much more is coming this summer to your local Bijou. Re-Releases and Re-runs Some old favorites will be coming back this summer, both in the jnovies and on TV. Both "Star Wars" and "The Empire Strikes Back!" will be re-released in August, probably running for two weeks consecutively. But my inside sources tell me that local theatre owners may decide to run the two as a double feature, good news for "Star Wars" fans who are short on funds. Also coming this summer is "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so with this film and the aforementioned "Blade Runner," Harrison Ford will be saturating silver screens over the summer. On TV, "Dr. Who" will probably continue to be shown on Channel Eleven over the summer, but no word yet from WTTW programming dept. as to what episodes will be shown. Negotiations are going on this week in an effort to acquire some old shows, (possibly with Jon Pertwee) but until then we will probably keep seeing the current Tom Baker episodes. The new shows from the BBC with the new Dr. Who can't be had for at least two years. Oh well, Tom Baker is fine with me. Other Notes A great tragedy may soon come to be in Milwaukee. WFMR, the classic and jazz radio station in Beer City is coming under new ownership, and may be changing its format. If so, the only classic and jazz station to come out of the FM stereo in southeastern Wisconsin will be gone, and all that will be left is the mundane drivel that we hear on most other frequencies on the kilohertz and megahertz bands. If you want to try and stop this, write a letter to the station showing your support for its current format. The address is: 711 West Capitol Drive, Milw., WI. Do it as soon as you can if you like Copland and Coltrane, Debussy and Dorsey, or any others in between. As I said before, it's been fun. The Ranger has been great, and Parkside has been great. As the immortal Chico Esquela would have put it, "Parkside has been bery, bery good to me." I hope all you fun - loving feature readers can get jobs this summer (I hope I can) and I'll see you all next fall. Until then, may the force be with you, and may the timelords unite! "If You Could See Continued From Page Seven serious and over - sentimental. However, "If You Could See . . ." is quite the opposite. It is a very funny, very warm film that shows Tom as a normal young man, who just happens to be blind. It is not above showing him falling over park benches and running into furniture. You don't take offense at these scenes, mainly because Tom has as good a laugh over them as we do. The screenplay, by Eric Till, which is based on Sullivan's autobiography, also has its serious moments, which are very well done and touching. The film also has a duet in the soundtrack, by Tom and Helen Reddy, that should become a hit. "If You Could See What I Hear" is a magnificent film which shows that, at least in Tom's case, blindness is not a handicap, but merely an inconvenience. His story stimulates sympathy, even empathy, but never pity. I strongly recommend that you see, and hear, this film. Jobs available overseas A trip abroad, dismissed by many students as an impossible dream, can cost practically nothing. Working overseas on a temporary basis offers students not only the experience of international travel, but also a superb opportunity to see a foreign country as an insider, living and working alongside the people. The Work Abroad Program, sponsored by the Council on International Educational Exchange, the largest student travel organization in the U.S., cuts through the red tape to help thousands of s tudents every year realize their travel goals. Now in its twelfth year of operation, the Council's Work Abroad program, the only one of its kind available in the U.S., helps U.S. students work in Great Britain, Ireland, France and New Zealand. Students must be at least 18 years old and able to prove their student status. For more information and application forms, contact CIEE, Dept. PR-WA, 205 East 42nd Street, New York, NY 10017, (212) 661-1414, or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco, CA 94108, (415) 421-3473. THE PARKSIDE UNION & PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITE YOU TO HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY TIME AT "THE END" THIS YEAR FEATURING: • 74 LB. 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Baseball Highlights of the baseball season by Tammy Shuemate The seemingly short - lived baseball season has quickly come to an end for the Parkside Baseball Team. Even though the beginning of the season was heavy with snow and game cancellations, the Rangers managed to end the season above .500 with a 9-8 record. An up-to-date report of the last few weeks includes Parkside meeting against six different opponents. Last Wednesday they played a double - header in Madison, winning the first one 3-2 and losing the second 10-3. The following Friday, Parkside's opponent was George Williams College. Parkside swept the double - header, winning the first game 5-2 and gaming the edge in the second game 6-5. On Saturday, a double - header was played at Lewis University. Parkside was defeated in both games, with scores of 5-4 in the first and 7-3 in the second. MQn^a^ri' the Ran§ers took MSOE. The Rangers held oan slugfest in this one and were victorious with a score of 11-6 They weren't quite as lucky when they met up with Milton College on May 7. Milton out - hit them and won with a lopsided score of 16-4. Parkside hosts 6 team invite by Tammy Shuemate Last weekend Parkside hosted a six - team Invitational Track Meet. Besides Parkside, the other schools that participated were Beloit, University of Illinois - Chicago Circle, Marquette, Madison and Illinois Benedictine College. Placing first for Parkside was Mark Witherspoon in the 100 meter dash with a time of 10.07. He also won the 200 meter with a time of 21.4. Lafayette Harris placed second in the 110 meter high hurdles with a time of 15.4. Glenn Schultz came in fifth in the 800 meter with a time of 158.5. According to Parkside track coach Lucian Rosa, "Mark Witherspoon will be going to the NAIA Nationals and Glenn Schultz may also be going," Rosa also stated that if Witherspoon qualifies this Saturday at Madison, he will go on to the NCAA Division II Championships to be held in Sacramento, California on Mav 28-29, J That concluded the season and the Rangers record now stands at 9-8. One of the highlights of the year for the players is to be named all - Conference, and this year Dan Sykes, second base; John Hyatt, outfield; and Rich Salisbury as DH attained that honor. Making the Honorable Mention were Dick Sykes, outfield; Kevan Bytnar, shortstop; Brian Steinhoff, pitcher; and Joe Krisik, pitcher. Leading the team in hitting this year was Dan Sykes with an impressive .464 batting average. Coming in second was Rich Salisbury, who ended up with an average of .378. Other top hitters were Joe Krisik, who batted .361, and John Hyatt with a .348. Win - loss records for the pitchers are as follows: Jim Anderson, 1-0; Paul Czarny, 1-0 • Scott Hartnell, 2-1; Mark Schmitz', 2-3 and Brian Steinhoff, 1-5. Parkside Coach "Red" Oberbruner had a few closing comments: "The season didn't pan out like I thought it would. Although at the start of the season I said if we're .500 t his year, we'll have a good season." One of the most impressive things about Parkside this year was their pitching staff, as Coach Oberbruner stated: "Our pitching staff came along so good that I thought by the middle of April that we'd really be sizzling. Well, we got bad weather. I'm talking about indoors, we were indoors from January on, so when we went down to Indiana State that's a good criteria of how you're going to come out." Parkside had a fairly successful season this year — what about next? First of all, the team is losing some key players, seniors Kevan Bytnar, shortstop; second baseman Dan Sykes; first baseman Mike Carey; and leftfielder Dick Sykes — t hey will all have to be replaced. "We've been recruiting," said Coach Oberbruner. "We've got some players, a couple of pitchers Photo by Steve Jansen lined up and we've got an outfielder and a couple of infielders. I'll probably make more contact when I go to some of these camps." Coach Oberbruner has already been asked to help with the Pittsburgh camp and most likely will also attend the Milwaukee Brewers camp, where he should get a good look at some top prospects. The new captains have already been chosen for next year. They are Joe Krisik and Rich Salisbury. So with a record of 9-8 and some all - Conference players, the Parkside Baseball Team should feel satisfied with the end of a successful season. In the 5000 meter, Parkside's Dan Stublaski placed fourth coming in with a time of 1500.5. JP10 Thursday, May 13,1982 RANGER Abadee abadee abadee, that's all folks by Karen Norwood Sports Editor Well, yet another year of sports is over at Parkside, and what a year of changes it has been. When I started writing for the paper at the beginning of the year, I thought for sure I would be fired within a week. Well, I wasn't, and so now I must write this big wrap - up article. Oh well. Looking through large piles of Rangers that sit in the corner of my room, I realized what a year this has really been. In sports faculty alone, we either gained or lost six people. Budget cuts claimed Rudy Collum and Barb Lawson's positions at Parkside (assistant Basketball coach and Swim Team coach), and in an indirect way the athletic budget cuts also claimed head Basketball coach Steve Stephens. Stephens resigned partly because he did not wish to see his basketball program hurt after all the time and effort that he put into it. Really quite understandable. Coach Bob Lawson resigned as head Track coach to take the job of assistant Track coach in the Naval Academy at Annapolis, MD, and Mike DeWitt was named women's Cross Country coach. The sixth person on the changeover list is Rees Johnson, Parkside's new Basketball coach. If you want to know more about him, check out the accompanying interview. So much for the faculty. Let's get to the teams, the people who worked the Parkside athletic program. The soccer team started out its season by losing its opener, but finished a great season with a great 12-9 record. If they can only manage to keep themselves out of trouble over the summer (not to suggest all members of the team could get into trouble), we should be looking forward to an even better season next year. The women's volleyball team wound up their season by placing third in the WWIAC tournament, even though at the beginning of their season they were "crushed" and "slaughtered" — or so it read in my eye - catching headlines. The women's tennis team had a less than sparkling season, but tied at fourth in the WWIAC tournament held in Janesville. The bowling team hit the Ranger's pages for the first time on October 22, and one week later John Peterson of said team was mentioned for his perfect 300 game. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back Remember, Ruffolo's has the summer hair style for you. 3519 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 654-61 54 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine, Wi Iair studio 554-8600 #REDKEN Salon Prescription Cente The cross country people were busy this year hosting meet after meet, and they even placed in the top ten in a few of them! The fencing team season was middlin' to mediocre, with the exception of Mark Spiess and Sam Waller of the men's team, who made it to Nationals, and Sabine Claus of the women's team who placed sixth in the Great Lakes Tournament. Racewalkers got very little coverage this year I'm sad to say, but not because they didn't deserve it. Parkside's racewalkers, as far as I'm concerned, are the best in the land. (I just didn't have the writers.) Next we hit the wrestling and basketball teams, (not literally, however, as they tend to hit back, hard!). Wrestling was extremely good this year, with Parkside hosting the NCAA Division II Championships, and with Dan Winter getting his sixth and seventh, all - Americans. The basketball team lost out on going to Kansas City by losing to Eau Claire. But the women's basketball team did quite well, considering they had to put up with me as their reporter. About this time came our infamous Stranger edition of the paper, and no, I repeat NO! I was NOT killed by a printing press (although there are a few people, I'm sure, in the Athletic Building that wish I were!). Softball and baseball and men's tennis started up just a few weeks ago, all have done quite well, with the softball and baseball teams finishing above .500. And now... for the finale finish! I would personally like to thank everyone who has had to put up with me in any way, shape and form during this year (including Mom, Dad and Ella Toigo) and I would like to especially wish luck to Rees Johnson and the Parkside sports program in general. They do a good job with what they have, but we all know that it is the athletes who make it all possible in the end. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. North Kenosha. Call 657-6068 anytime. TYPING Reasonable rates - Fast service. Contact Liz 694-3658. For Sale '69 PONTIAC CATALINA • Good runner, needs work. Best offer. 654-5932. GREEN WHIRLPOOL refrigerator, 13 cu. ft., $180. Call Tim at 552-7536. G.M.A.T. preparation kit. Includes 3 books and 5 tapes, valued at $120, but for only $40. Campus Book Exchange. 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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM KREUSER, now a legal drinker everywhere. TIME LORDS of Galifery unite! Dr. Drew- Who. KATHY SLAMA: I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for all that you have done for me. I will try to use what you have taught me when working with others. You will certainly be missed, and thought of often. Good luck! Pat. MOVING to Tucson, Arizona. Interested in Share-driving? Call 553-2202. MERLIN, SCHOLAR, AND SIRE Thanks for all the super times we've shared this semester! You three are the greatest!!! (Good luck with your finals!) Love ya, Bread. WORM - Thanks for brightening up our Tuesday afternoons! Guess Who?!? MAR a special tribute to the summer of '82!! THANKS NORM for all your help and encouragement. Ron S. THANKS MARY-BETH for being such a pretty bride. DAVE, Congratulations on your graduation - again! Lori. FROM US TOO, DAVE. Linda and Ken! FACULTY, staff and students, thanks for making "Save the Library Day" a "smash." M.S. THANKS TO ALL those who helped "Save the Library Day" become a reality and a success - P ro. A HUGE, hearty and heartfelt thanks to all the wonderful folks on the Ranger staff and a special thanks to Patty D„ Greg B„ Doug E„ Kathy P., Tammy S., Chip P., Eric W. and Steve B. for putting up with my insanity and deadlines. TO THE WHOLE RANGER STAFF — I have never met a group of people who experience in learning and growing In such a way that we all are better people because of i t. Good luck to all - P at. WHAT CAN I SAY TO YA'LL? About all I can think ot (ya'll should know by now that I'm not a writer) is to say Thank you all for this semester that I've been back on staff. It's been great fun to get to know all of you and I wish you all the best of luck next year with Pat as your Editor. If you work together like you did this year, then it's got to be a fantastic paper!! I'll see ya' round! Love your ABM, Linda L. Andersen. PAT - you get a special one, 'cause I love you and know that you'll put out a great Ranger next year. Love, Linda. TAMMY, YOU TOO. I'm glad that I call you friend and know that we'll stick together in the future. Take care and I'm there if you should ever need me. Actually both Ken and I will be there. Love ya, Linda. TO MY SWEETIE, ouy evol I and August 20, 1983 can't get here soon enough! Just signed, YOURS. TO EVERYBODY who did work for Ranger throughout the year: thank you for making this year the best year I've ever experienced here. Ken. Ranger needs news, feature and sports writers! PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE FINAL EXAAAS & SUMMER HOURS FINAL EXAAAS SUMMER SCHOOL DINING ROOM: UNION SQ. GRILL: WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE: 7:30a. m.-2:00 p.m. Thru Wed., May 19 Closed May 20 - June 20 11:00a. m. -7:00 p. m. Thru Fri., May 14 Closed May 15 Until Sept. 7 7:30a. m. - 8:00 p. m. Thru May 20th Fridays Until 2:00 p. m. 7:30 a. m. - 2:00 p. m. May 24 thru June 18 Reopens Mon., June 7:30a. m.-6:00p. m Thru Fri., Aug. 13 Closed Aug. 14 - Sept. 6 Closed Until Tues., Sept. 7 Closed Until Mon., Aug. 16 8:00a.m. 2:00 p.m. Aug. 16 - Sept. 3 Thursday, May 13,1982 Basketball Interview with Rees Johnson — a new beginning by Doug Edenhauser "I'm very excited about being here. I have to say that I'm happy and excited but I'm also very sad about leaving Augsburg." Those were the first words of Parkside's new head basketball coach, Rees Johnson, at a recent interview. "I really enjoyed being at Augsburg, we've had good success and some really good people. I had a lot of good friends at Augsburg and it's always tough to leave good friends." Johnson comes to Parkside knowing how to win. During his four years at Augsburg he compiled an impressive 74-39 record, including two trips to the NAIA national tournament, the same one that Parkside tries for each spring. Augsburg is an NCAA division III school, which means that no athletic scholarships are given out. "Next year it costs $7,100 t o go to Augsburg, and we have no athletic grants whatsoever. Parkside is in a different situation." Adds Johnson, "They have tuition grants and they have some other athletic help. In essence I can build a basketball scholarship for a young man if I really want him. There's a heck of a difference. I just really feel that it was a step up." Johnson appears to have little to start with when he begins his first season next December. Many of the players from last season's Ranger team have opted to move on to bigger schools. "We had a meeting for anybody that's interested in basketball, any returning players. Not very many showed up, quite frankly and that's their own choice. From what I understand, basically everybody (returning players) did know about it. I have a general idea from who I talked to that there will be three or four players coming back. This is not definite but from what I've been led to believe the young men are (Greg) Carlson, (Ken) Rudzinski, (Cornell) Sadler, and (Tom) Trotter, and even those aren't definite." Johnson would like to put academics before athletics for his players, pointing out that how a student does in the classroom carries over to how he does on the court. "I've had a chance to find out academically how some of t he players were doing. They weren't doing very well. I've also talked to many coaches, high school and college coaches who know about the Parkside program and the attitude of some of the players was not real quality, as far as academics. But I'm sure that carries over to basketball." He uses that philosophy in his recruiting, looking for people with character. "I want to recruit character kids. I want to recruit quality people. When the going gets tough, when we need to make the big play, talent is good, but character is better. I would like to be able to find a player that's got the character and the talent, but I'll take the character first. "I strongly believe that academics is number one and basketball is number two," Johnson continues. "And I have some strong reasons for that. If you could put yourself into a basketball program and play four years and spend that much time and effort, and fall short, and although you played basketball for four years, whether you were successful or not you should be upset not to get a degree. The light at the end of t he tunnel has got to be that degree first. Otherwise I feel that I have used that young man. I want him to know that I have given him my best, on and off the court. I want him to know what's expected of him. I expect him to do well in the classroom. Off the court he represents himself, of course, but he also represents Parkside, he How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. 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As far as his philosophy on the court, like all other coaches he has his own style. "I have a style I like very much and I really do feel that as a coach I have to adjust to the talents of my players, what I can do to take advantage of their skills. My basic style is press and REES JOHNSON run, with very strong defense. We do a lot of matchup, a lot of m an - to - man, a lot of stunting out of t he matchup." This may be much the same style of past Ranger teams, whereas past coach Steve Stephens has also emphasized defense. Johnson adds, "I have my own ideas now, and we'll take off cm my path." Johnson will be running a one man show, where in the past Parkside has had a full - time assistant to aid in the recruiting. "I've been through it before. It's not as easy and it's not as fun, but that's the way it is and I'm willing to handle it." By working alone Johnson will obviously not be able to handle the recruiting territory that he would like. "I strongly feel that any program has to look in its own backyard first. Parkside's backyard is the Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha area. Also you have to look in your own state first. After that you have to look out of state. I. have ties in the Minneapolis - St. Paul area. As a matter of fa ct I have three young men with me today from the Minneapolis area, three all - state Minnesota players. I also have contacts in the Chicago area, I have contacts in the Ohio area and I have contacts in the New York area. We're looking for young men with character and that's the way we're going to approach it." Johnson has a different approach to scheduling than Stephens had, but is pretty much stuck with next seasons' tough schedule. "Down the road five years from now, if somebody looks back at the 1981-82 record of 14-15 and they look at the 82-83 and see a 20-6 record, they're not going to care who they played, they're going to look at the record. That's kind of A1 McGuire's policy, to play a few tough teams and play a few patsies and win your twenty. It's like a major league pitcher, you've got to win your twenty. That's my goal too, to win twenty." Trying to put together a winning team at this late a date is going to really tough for Johnson. The transfers he expects to bring in probably won't be eligible until the spring semester of 1983 . Even then, most of the players will be playing together for the first time. "I'm very apprehensive about this first year. I'm coming in late to recruit. There's a lot of p layers leaving Parkside. I know that the schedule has been set for me. I don't have much say in who I play or when I play them. I think it's going to take 'til about the middle of January 'til we're anywhere near where we want to be. During the second semester we'll be a much better team than we will be the first semester." Johnson knows that he has a tough act to follow, but he has a history of winning, and should keep Parkside in the news as far as winning basketball is concerned. "I'm going to work as hard as I can work, and I'm going to give it the best effort that I can give it and it'll all work out." ••••••••••••••••••••• Patronize Ranger A duertisers ••••••••••••••••••••• KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 • 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726-75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis. 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5!/«% Interest K Your Dally Balance Is $500.0Q er Morel WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOU OROW! 12 Thursday, May 13,1982 RANGER e buy all* USED textbooks.... 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students lobby to override veto Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside Earl, Democratic candidate for Governor, visits Parkside by Jeff Wicks Tony Earl, a Democratic candidate for Governor, spoke at Parkside to approximately 60 people on April 28. He opened with formal remarks before answering questions from the audience. Earl spoke briefly on higher education in Wisconsin, saying that the state has always held to the notion of "affordability" for all state universities, but that the ideas concerning them financially seemed to be changing. He said that before, the notion was that "The student paid 25% of the cost, and the state paid 75% of t he cost. It was never felt that it was a subsidy. It was always felt that it was an investment." Earl went on to say that people are now saying that the state subsidy cannot remain at 75% and the students must pay a larger amount. "I think it would be a terrible mistake for this state to break its tradition, even though we are in economic tough times. There is never a more important time to have a strong university system than when times are tough, so that when we do come TONY EARL out of it, we come out stronger than ever," Earl said. When asked about Governor Dreyfus' recent announcement that he would not run for a second term, Earl said it definitely changes the nature of the race in that, although not insurmountable, whoever the Democratic candidate turns out to be in September, he/she won't be the underdog he/she would have been if Dreyfus was running. "At this point, the Democrats probably will start out the favorite. But that alone won't be enough to win the election," Earl said. Eaii also added that the Democrats are measurably better off now than they were a few weeks ago, prior to the announcement. Other questions that were directed to the candidate were: Project ELF - ("It is indefensib le, militar ily, economically and environmentally.") Nuclear transportation - (fine, "... so long as it is done with appropriate safety measures.") Legalized gambling - ("It would not be a strong revenue - raiser for the state.") Collective bargaining - ("It is an important right which should not be denied.") Social services - ("It is wrong that the focus is on the cuts where the spending has been modest... but not on big services such as Medicaid, which provide for a wider range of services than the average person who is privately insured.") 3rd A nnual Awards Banquet honors students Approximately 150 people attended the Third Annual Student Awards Banquet last Friday night. Student organizations selected two members from within their organizations for distinguished service awards and Kathy Slama was given the campus - wide Distinguished Student Service Award. Students had to be nominated for the Distinguished Student Service Award, which was decided by Student Life personnel. Other award winners are: Ranger - Pat Hensiak and Ken Meyer; PSGA - Mike Pfaffl and Kathy Slama; PAB - Chris Hammelev, Mark Kleine and Jeff Schoor; Peer Support - Sharon Charlton and Pat Mulligan; SOC - Carla Thomas and Jerry Zigner. The Presidents' Awards (chosen by the leaders of the major student organizations) were given to Chris Hammelev and Mike Pfaffl. The Advisor of the Year Award was presented to Irene Herremans, advisor of W omen in Business. Award Winners "Save the Library Day to be held Wednesday by Ken Meyer Editor The finishing touches are being done on "Save the Library Day," the student - organized event on Wednesday, May 12 to raise funds for the budget - cut ridden library. The proposed reduction of the library's periodical budget ($70,000 from $170,000) brought leaders of major student organizations together for a brainstorming session. Their idea materialized into "Save the Library Day." The band "White Lie" will play from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and many other events are planned. A dunk tank will give students an opportunity to dunk administrators and faculty members in a tank of water ; and pie - in - the - eye will offer administrators, faculty members and students as targets. The dunk tank costs only 50 cents for two throws and two pie throws go for only $1. A kiss - a - thon will be conducted from noon to 3 p.m. Participants will fill out sponsor sheets; sponsors will donate a certain amount of money for a certain amount of t ime the couple remain in the kiss - a - thon. Sponsor sheets are available at a table set up in the Molinaro Hall concourse, in the PSGA and Ranger offices and the Rec Center. Sponsor sheets must be returned by 10 a.m. Wednesday. The couple turning in the most money from sponsors will receive two free dinners at their choice of Ray Radigan's in Kenosha or The Corner House in Racine. A free throw and tug - of - war contests will also be held. Both require teams of two male and two female members. The winning teams will receive a large pizza and a pitcher of beverage from the Union Square. An individual beer drinking contest is another contest planned. Sign up sheets for these events are also available at the Molinaro Hall table, PSGA and Ranger offices and the Rec Center. Throughout the day there will be a bake sale, a flower sale and a raffle featuring approximately 40 prizes. The top raffle prize is a semester's worth of textbooks next fall free of charge. The second prize is a white annual parking permit. Other campus - related prizes are: four season basketball tickets, a $5 gift certificate from the Sweet Shoppe, 10 free lines of bowling in the Rec Center, $10 worth of food / beverage tickets for "The End" (May 22-23), one week of free lunches from Heritage food service, and one Continued On Page Two Chemicals found to be safe The Parkside community can rest easy. The drums that were found off the Outer Loop road by the Union do not contain any dangerous substances. The barrels actually carry a substance called Diatomacious Earth. That is, a light crumbly silica — containing material derived chiefly from diatom remains and used especially as a filter and adsorbent. In this case, it is used in the swimming pool filtration system. The substance is highly organic. What is marked on the barrels is not what is in the barrels. What is marked is what Parkside originally received in the barrels. However, after the barrels are rinsed and washed, the diatomacious earth is put in the barrels to dry, and then the remains are spread on the trees and bushes around campus. Students lobby to override veto Photo by Mark Sanders Award winners are (top row, left to right) Jeff Schoor, Ken Meyer, Mike Pfaffl, Mark Klein, Jerry Zigner, (bottom row) Pat Hensiak, Kathy Slama, Sharon Charlton, Pat Mulliger, Chris Hammelev and Carla Thomas. Students in Wisconsin had something extra to protest on April 29, the national day of protest against cuts to higher education. On that day, Governor Dreyfus vetoed from the budget repair bill an additional $1.6 million in student grant money for 1982-1983 that the Legislature had included in the budget repair bill. United Council immediately vowed to begin work on having that veto overriden by the Legislature in the veto session scheduled to begin May 26. "College students cannot afford to lose this additional money for financial aid," according to Wendy Strimling, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council — the statewide student association. "Cuts in state support of the University of Wisconsin have already resulted in a spring semester tuition surcharge, and the cuts to the UW just passed in the budget repair bill might result in a tuition increase next fall. Higher tuition, coming on top of drastic cutbacks in federal financial aid, make that extra $1.6 million in state support for student grants worth fighting for." Strimling also points out that Governor Dreyfus is not making all groups sacrifice equally in his plea for getting Wisconsin out of its fiscal crunch. "At the same time that Governor Dreyfus justified vetoeing $1.6 million in financial aid because of the fiscal condition of the state, he cost the state $13 million in lost revenue by vetoeing the tax on oil companies," Strimling said. The Legislature had included in the budget repair bill $1,092,600 for the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG) Program and $507,400 in the Tuition Grant Program for the 1982-1983 fis cal year. The Department of Administration has put $1.9 million from the WHEG and Tuition Grant Programs' 1981-1982 budget into reserve; that money, which will automatically lapse into the general fund as of J uly 1, 1982, is thus lost to financial aid for this year. The additional $1.6 million passed by the Legislature would have basically compensated for the loss of $1.9 mill ion from these same programs in 1981-1982. "The Legislature recognized the situation students are facing — higher tuition,, less federal financial aid, and fewer parttime jobs available — a nd recognized the importance of essentially restoring money for financial aid taken from those programs this year," Strimling said. "Hopefully, legislators will stand by their principles and override Governor Dreyfus' veto." 2 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER Editorial SCCOCCOCOOCCOOCOOOOOO& Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. 5COOOOOOSOCOOO! ioooooocoeeoooccooooocoooooa Remember "Saue the Library" Remember Wednesday, May 12 is "Save the Library Day." Write it in your calendar, write it on your hand, or attach a note to your eyeglasses — just remember that from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on the Union Pad, behind the Union Square, students will be raising money to help defray the effects the state - mandated budget cuts had on the library. It has been recommended that the $170,000 library budget be cut $70,000. That's bad. That's bad for the students, the faculty and the university as a whole and something should be done about it. That was the exact thought the leaders of student organizations had when they met on April 21. By the end of that informal meeting, the wheels were rolling on the event that was planned to be held in only three weeks. Three weeks isn't much time, but everything is now set. The event will have free admission and the band "White Lie" will play from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. A free band on a Wednesday afternoon is something in itself, but there's more. A lot more. . Other events include dunking members of the administration and faculty in a dunk tank, hitting people (hopefully the same people, if they quit being chicken) with a pie in the face, free throw and tug - of - war contests, a bake sale and a flower sale. The best thing, though, is the raffle that will be held throughout the afternoon. For only $2 a ticket (or three for $5) you can't go wrong. The prizes are superb — the top one is a semester's worth of textbooks free of charge next fall and the second one is a white annual parking permit. (See story on page one for the many other prizes.) Remember that all the proceeds from the event will go towards maintaining the library — your library. Buy raffle tickets, attend the event and help raise money for the thing that helps all of us. And, by the way, here's a proposal (more like a challenge): how about if the faculty (and administration), match the amount of money the students raise for the library? That only seems fair since students aren't the only ones who utilize the library. Think about it... and see you Wednesday, May 12 on the Union Pad. Don't forget. Vending machines a rip-off machines. She also stated that the University is doing the students a favor by returning the money to us; and after so many slips are filed you will not get your money back. Why d oesn't the University do us a favor by just making sure the machines are kept in proper working order, or would that be too easy? Patricia Juskewicz To the Editor: It seems like every time I decide to buy something from the snack machines I end up empty handed — no snacks and no money. I was recently hassled by one of the employees when I was filling out a refund slip at the coffee shop. I was told that the University is not connected with the company which provides the snack "Save the Library Day" Continued From Page One basic two - person outdoor rental kit for a weekend (the kit includes a tent, sleeping bags, and basic camping necessities). Other raffle prizes have been donated from the community. From Kenosha: Oage Thomsen's, House of Gerhard, Casino Townhouse, Jensen's, Greco's, Candlelite Club, Captain's Steak Joynt, Country Kitchen, Hungry Head, Bidinger's Music House, and Carmichael and Associates movie theaters (Roosevelt and Market Square). Dona tors from Racine: The Sanctuary, DeRango's, Bistro Bartholomew, York Steak House, Ferraro's, Obie's, Infusino's Pizza, Chic -Fil-A, Martha Merrell's, Walden Books, and the Marc movie theaters. More prizes will be solicited until the day of the event. All proceeds from "Save the Library Day" will go towards the library. "w GOOD NEWS, RAN16N! RADIO ARGENTINA SAYS «THE S.S. PUNO DE LATA HAS J UST DOWNED THREE BRITISH I VULCAN BOMBERS AW IS PURSUING AN ENENVY SUBMARINE' o y Balsano deserves recognition Dear editor: Having Joseph Balsano for an instructor for Quantitative Biology and Evolutionary Biology was a unique experience. Dr. Balsano taught biology outside of the rigid dogmatic framework so often used by other professors. He presented science as a field of study imbedded in its own unique history and assumptions. Balsano stressed the inadequacies of the false assumption of "scientific truth." The grades I received from Dr. Balsano were at first below my previous standards, not because of a lack of ability or effort but because most science teachers previously stressed memorization above understanding. Balsano, unlike the others, stressed understanding major ideas by emphasizing specific examples and by using a well - planned methodology. In other words, you learned how to "think scientifically!" My grades slowly improved as a function of hard work and of le arning how t o think from a "scientific framework." Balsano's extreme concern for student understanding was demonstrated in class discussions and post class office hours as he attacked question after question with an intensity often unseen in college professors. I vividly remember Balsano's biochemical demonstrations in which he would literally contort his body into strange configurations to visually put his point across. How many teachers do you know that would subject themselves to possible ridicule for the sake of demonTeaching Excellence decision difficult strating the relative strength of a giant ant? Joseph Balsano will probably never gain the teaching recognition he deserves for two reasons. First, he teaches the inherently boring and difficult Quantitative Biology, and secondly, he demands a great deal from his students, such as a willingness to learn and to put forth that second effort, both often shunned by students. But as I enter graduate studies, one thing's for certain, that is the importance and usefullness of having had Joseph Balsano as an instructor will no doubt surface again and again. Sincerely yours, Joseph L. Ripp Parkside Alumnus To the Editor: We the members of the Nominations Committee for Teaching Excellence Award would like to inform you that the process of narrowing down eligible qualified candidates for the 1982 award has just been completed. However, we have discovered a few points of interest that we feel should be shared with everyone. First of all, it should be is now accepting applications for Editor for the 1982-83 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: Noon, May 7, 1982 Send application RANGER UW - Parkside • & resume to: Box No 2<wo Kenosha, WI. 53141 stated emphatically that the number of 'excellent' teachers in our university is just overwhelming. We received a great many and varied nominations to evaluate for the 1982 Teaching Excellence Award. The teachers' abilities seemed to have reached into the hearts and minds of a lot of students, including those on the Nominations Committee. Now, because we had so many valid nominations it was a difficult task to choose who we would submit to the Selections Committee. Our task was made more difficult because we had only five weeks to accomplish something normally completed in an entire semester. The reason for the lack of time? Well, it seems that order to prevent the same con troversy that occurred last year the PSCA was given the op m portunity to revise the criteric used by last year's Nominations Committee. Needless to say, thf proposal supposedly put togethei by Jim Kreuser was not acceptec by the Faculty Senate. No furthei action as to the rewriting of the proposal was taken. This problen caused our delay and added to the difficulty of our task. But we are not here to blatantly criticize the PSGA for its efforts. Rather, we would suggest that members oi PSGA and the Nominations Committee discuss the criteric and process to be implemented foi future Teaching Excellence Awards committees. Maybe ther Jim Kreuser would know wha he's talking about and perhaps he'll be able to submit an ac ceptable proposal. Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Toni Zdanowsk > Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager STAFF Distribution Manager MaryKaddal; ^nh l?. on? fi9 ,i °' Car °" Burns, Eric Elsmo, Oberbrurtr rh^ L K' e s»'ng, Joe Kimm, Rick Luehr, Dick Shuematp FH^ w Ostrowsk., Masood Shafiq, Tammy bnuemate, Eric Wichmann, Jeff Wicks. respondble' S f or"its'ed iforfal°poMcy''arid'content °' UWParkside and theV are solely RANGER f^printed'bythe UnVo^c^DP^r m'p Vh* r excepf durin 9 breaks and holidays, . Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53U? ^ Un,versi,V of Wisconsin paiTSw!?h^eEdS marJrns^AM^Sei-VrsT^t?' d0dblesP a« d standard eluded for verification signed and a telephone number innS t f.r i,hheld ,or va '' d reasons. reserves all wiitoria? pr^feqes^in9 reh.si^ publica,ion on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or Thursday, May 6,1982 New Honors program offers a lot to students by Pat Hensiak News Editor In the fall semester, two courses will be offered through the new honors program. The first course is entitled, "Explaining Things." The process of explanation will be studied by having a new person from a selected area of study speak each week on methods of explanation. The second program is the "Honors Colloquium Seminar." Every year, the course will have a new theme. For the 1982-83 year, the theme is "Imagination," with the purpose being to study the human phenomenon of imagination. For the course "Explaining Things," a 3.2 GPA is necessary, and for the "Honors Colloquium Seminar," the consent of the instructor is necessary. The present Honors Program has been in operation for the spring semester, and offers much more than the two above - mentioned courses. The program has three main objectives: to enrich the intellectual atmosphere for students and faculty at Parkside; to provide an alternative but demanding path to graduation with distinction; and, to attract more academic achievers to Parkside, and to retain them. The basic program consists of honors coursework, that is: honors courses are arranged by agreements between individual students and instructors of already existing courses. Such agreements shall specify additional or exceptional levels of student course achievement. Each agreement must be approved by the Honors Program Steering Cimmittee. Honors coursework is restricted to Peer Support give $50 scholarship by Ken Meyer Editor Peer Support, which was given formal major organization status last semester, presented Dawn Kawa of Racine with its first scholarship to a continuing student. Peer Support is a program which originated 2-1/2 years ago by and for non - traditional students age 25 and over. Kawa, 40, received her $50 scholarship at last Friday's Student Awards Banquet. Peer Support members were highly impressed with Kawa's scholarship application in which she stated her educational goals. "My educational goal is," wrote Kawa, "to graduate with a degree earned through honest and sincere effort. However, the commitment towards that goal is much deeper than the above statement implies. It is closely associated with the enrichment and meaning of life. After spending twenty years raising a family of se ven children of school age, my attendance at Parkside has truly been at one time the attainment of the long - awaited goal of my early years as well as the beginning of a new chapter of my life. "At the end of this first year, my reflections are completely positive. I have experienced the joy of learning, literally soaking Planetary geologist to speak Dr. Ronald Greeley, a planetary geologist from Arizona State University will present two free public lectures at Parkside this week. Greeley will talk on "Geological Exploration of the Plants" at 8 p.m. on Thursday, May 6, and on "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars and Venus" at noon on Friday, May 7. Both lectures are in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. The first talk is sponsored by the Parkside Geology Club and the Racine Geological Society and the second is a part of the UW-P Geology Colloquium series. Greeley's space science studies are focused on the moon and planets in order to gain an understanding of planetary surface processes and geological histories. His approach involves a combination of spacecraft data analysis, geological field studies on Earth of features similar to those observed on other planets and laboratory experiments. He is active in planetary geologic mapping programs, Mars data analysis and the Galileo mission to Jupiter. He also directs a consortium of e ngineers and scientists simulating planetary processes in the laboratory using wind tunnels, NASA's hypervelocity ballistic impact range and carbowax models of lava flows. Greeley is author or co-author of several books dealing with planetary geology, most recently one titled "Earthlike Planets."- Since 1977, he has held a joint professorship in geology and the Center for Meteorite Studies at Arizona State. up knowledge, in an atmosphere of acceptance, and I have been able to apply that knowledge to add dimension to my life and perhaps in some small way to the lives around me. I feel fortunate to be free of the stress of having to complete my education with a time limit and also for the appreciation of an education that comes with maturity. "My goal is to emerge from my years of education a more knowledgable and well - rounded individual; an individual who can be open to new experiences and growth and yet one who can still question and make a personal decision; and most importantly, a more contributing member of my family, my community, and my world." The thought of " someday going back to school" has been with Kawa for about 10 years, but she waited until her youngest daughter started first grade. Kawa is now completing her second semester; she took six credits each semester. She has taken such courses as Religions of the West and Death and Dying, and she has completed her English competency. What Kawa enjoys most about Parkside, she said, is the "feeling of acceptance" from other students. She isn't treated differently just because she isn't the traditional college student age of 18-22. Non - traditional students make up 40% of Parkside's student body. The Peer Support scholarship was based on three criteria: • The applicant has not been a full - time student within the past -seven years; • The applicant will not be receiving state and/or federal educational financial aid; and • Completion of a paragraph indicating the applicant's educational goals. Peer Support will be awarding two more scholarships for next fall semester. Both new and continuing students may apply; the deadline is the end of July. The Peer Support office is located in WLLC D175. students who have an overall GPA pf 3.2 or higher. The second part of the honors coursework is a major semester course in which students develop and present a Senior Honors thesis. Each thesis will be evaluated by a three - member faculty committee appointed by the seminar director. The seminar is restricted to students who have a 3.2 or higher overall GPA, who have earned 86 or more credits and who have completed or intend to complete 15 credits of honors coursework. A student will then be eligible for degrees of distinction. Each satisfactorily completed honors course will be designated on a students' transcript if the students' grade in that course is Bplus or better Any student who has a 3.2 or higher overall GPA will qualify for graduating "with distinction" by completing 15 credits of Honors coursework. At least half of .these credits must be outside the student's primary major. Any student who qualifies for graduation with distinction and who completes the Senior Honors Seminar and Thesis will graduate with "Distinction," "High Distinction," or "Highest Distinction" upon the recommendation of his or her faculty thesis committee. Arrangements to take courses for Honors must be initiated by the student. A student can propose to the instructor of one or more regular courses, during registration, or no later than the fourth week of each semester, will a student be permitted to take a course for honors. The requirements will be determined between the instructor and the student. Basically, the work should involve more academic interaction. If the instructor agrees, a student may achieve honors in a course by performing well above the normal "A" for that course. To be credited, a student must satisfactorily complete the honors program or project, and receive at least a Bplus in the course. Fellowship recipients named Something lost may be found by Vincent Gigliotti Have you misplaced your calculator? Left your books on a table in the Coffee Shop? Had a warm pair of gloves that you don't remember what you did with? Maybe you found something and don't know who to turn it in to. Calculators, books and clothing are just some of the many articles that get turned into the campus lost and found. The Campus Security Department is responsible for maintaining all the lost and found records. Once an item is received by the department it is 'inventoried and stored in the department. Items such as clothing, books, etc., unclaimed after 120 days, are donated to different non - profit organizations for resale. Calculators, watches, rings, etc., unclaimed after one year are turned over to the campus surplus property officer. If there is a name on the item the owner is notified. The majority of items found do not have any names on them, nor are they Continued On Page Eight The Biomedical Research Institute of Parkside has named four students as its first undergraduate summer research fellows. Each ten - week fellowship carries a stipend of $1,200. The students, selected on the basis of research proposals which they submitted to the institute, will work under the direction of Parkside professors associated with the institute. Recipients of the fellowships are: • Mark Schaller, Kenosha, a life science major, who will work with Prof. Joseph Balsano on a study of thermal tolerance in fish; • Maryann Perozzo, Kenosha, a chemistry major who will work with Prof. Keith Ward on X-ray crystalgraphic characterization of a photo - proton called aequorin; • Daryl Sauer, Kenosha, a chemistry major, who will work with Prof. Fred Clough on synthesis of tri - cyclic nucleoside analogs, compounds which are used as anti - cancer drugs; • Pam Sumi, Racine, a life science major, who also will work with Clough on synthesis of nucleoside analogs. The fellowships are supported in part by the Johnson Wax Fund of Racine. Prof. Eugene Goodman, director of the Biomedical Research Center (BRI), said the fellowships indicate the value to students of re search carried on by Parkside professors. "The initiation of the BRI summer research fellowships is a small but specific example of how students directly benefit from an active, intellectually stimulating research environment," Goodman said. "Opportunities and programs of this type are found only in institutions where faculty are actively engaged in research activities." Biomedical research programs in progress at \JW-Parkside include work on development of anti - cancer drugs, studies of blood diseases, molecular control of growth and development, biochemistry and physiology of reproductive processes, research on environmental health hazards and study of the aging process. The institute is devoted to fostering research at UW-P in the biomedical sciences, furthering a research environment that fosters interdisciplinary inquiry into biomedical problems and providing a focal point for dissemination of r esearch data to both the local and national biomedical communities. HAL DAVIS MAKES MORE DECISIONS IN ONE HOUR THAN MOST RECENT COLLEGE GRADS MAKE ALL DAY. "I'm a cavalry platoon leader, in charge of 43 men," says Hal. "I'm responsible for their education, their training, their well-being. So you can bet I'm making rapid-fire decisions all day. Decisions that have an impact on people's lives." Army ROTC is a great way to prepare for being an Army officer. ROTC helps you develop discipline of mind and spirit. As well as your ability to make decisions under pressure. Taking Army ROTC pays off in other ways. Like financial assistance —up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of ROTC. You could also win an ROTC scholarship, as Hal did. Each scholarship covers tuition, books, and more. If you'd like to step out of college and into a job with responsibility, do what Hal Davis did. Step into Army ROTC now. And begin your future as an officer. 2nd Lt Hal Davis was an industrial management major at the University ot Tennessee and a member of Army ROTC" ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Call: Cpt. Moldenhauer Marquette Un. A. ROTC Call collect 1-224-7229/7915 4 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER Rock's future in the hands of women by Joe Kimm Musical trends are as follows: dual female vocalists, female guitar players, more keyboards and electronic effects, and a more sharp edged expansive sound. I came to these conclusions after spotting certain trends in musical styles. You see, everything goes in cycles and music is no exception. After peaking in the 60's harmonically and vocally with the Beatles and the Beachboys, the 70's saw a more hard cutting edged sound in the pentatonic mode. With the advent of 24 track mixing boards and microcircuitry, the 80's saw an expansion in the listening grooves with digital recording techniques. After running out of theatrical gimmicks and stage effects, the only thing left to explore is, well, women in music. Women in music has been a cyclical trend as far back as the 1920's. After trendy ragtime and be bop had passed by, the swing era saw an emergence of female vocalists with Bessie Smith and Billie Holiday and the like. In the white pop mode, it was Doris Day, Peggy Lee and Marion Hutton basically. The rock and roll of the fifties ruled out women for this new radical style of music but with more exposure and refinement of this truly American art, so called female rock singers began to come out of the woodwork, though at first, only as a gimmick. Janis Joplin was one of the earlier well known torch singers to hit the spotlight; she became well known after her debut at Woodstock and her heroin overdosed death added to her fame. During the 70's bands like Heart, Patty Smith and Fleetwood Mac capitalized on the idea to set trends for bands to follow. When the scene began to sag in the late 70's, bands began rehashing 60's pop with 70's heavy metal to synthesize Punk Rock and New Wave which later became Power Pop. Disco also had a significant number of women vocalists in the area and they were mostly solo artists with a backup band. It wasn't a band concept so it was similar to the Big Band era singers who would sing with any kind of a musical backup. Anyway, as far as the bands were concerned, they were nothing new. So, ladies like Wendy Williams of the Plasmatics and Chris Hynde of the Pretenders figure headed the macho women vocalist movement and Deborah Burned up Metric madness is menace by Carol Burns We are being manipulated. The movement is slow and gradual SQ that it is not openly apparent. In fact, right now not many people are even concerned about it. However, Parkside students as well as the general public are affected by this menace. The metric system is upon us. Try as you might, it's nearly impossible to escape from metrics. We are being forced into liters, grams, and meters. This country is supposedly a democracy, but how many of you got to vote on whether or not you wanted to change? Let's not go down without a fight! The metric system has its place in laboratories, industries, and hospitals. For everyday life, it's just too heavy. Metrics can be extremely discouraging to people who are not hell - bent on precision. Some humans get freaked out by all those numbers and decimal points. Someone once asked me how long the 100 - yard dash was. I found it hard to sympathize with this person until the metric ARNESON'S FLOWERS Wt&Xoas Open Mother's Day Sunday, May 9 9-5 OPEN DAILY 7509 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wl 53140 Phone 657-1118 system hit me. Now when somebody says 50 meters or 89 grams, I say, "Okay, but how far is it? How much does it weigh?" If the U.S. converts everything into metrics, many people, including this writer, will be sentenced to a life of total confusion. Is that really fair? A person is not even safe in the privacy of his or her own car. Kilometers per hour share double billing with miles per hour on speedometers. Road signs sometimes post distances in metric parlance. Newer car engines are measured in metrics. Almost everything in grocery stores is now listed in metric as well as the good old English terms. Those horrible plastic soft drink containers, destined to be part of our environment for milleniums to come, are of the metric persuasion. People buy them anyway, unaware of any subliminal manipulation. Where will it end? One can only imagine the psychological torment that Betty Crocker will experience when teaspoons and ounces are no longer in vogue. Harry of Blondie and Pat Benatar refined it as he t definitive sound of the eighties. Currently, Quarterflahs and Joan Jett head the charts with their rock sounds. Backed by razor edged guitars and sub harmonic monster bass, their femme fatale cries added an adaptable counterbalance to the macho sonic attacks. Added were some dependable heart beat drums and spaced aged electronic keyboards to round out the glistening product and the results were enviable pieces of vinyl, both artistically and financially. You see, this music business is actually infinitely limited and bound by many physical boundaries. The human hearing mechanism can only perceive sounds from 20 to 20,000 cycles per second and fatigue sets in after Sierra Club holds meetings The month of May will be a busy time for the members of the newly formed Racine - Kenosha unit of the Sierra Club. On Saturday, May 8, the John Muir Chapter of the Sierra Club will meet at Old World Wisconsin. There will be a hike through the Kettle Moraine at 9 a.m. Dinner featured speaker will be Gay lord Nelson, director of the Wilderness Society, Washington, D.C. Car pooling may be arranged. For information call Donna Peterson, 637-3141. On Wednesday, May 12, a bird hike will be held at Bong Recreation Area, state highways 75 and 142. Participants are asked to assemble at the Main Gate at 5:30, do some reconnoitering nearby on their own, and at 6 p.m. small groups will set out with leaders with birding skills. Come early and bring a bag lunch if desired. For further information call Joan Bennett, 633-6420. On Wednesday, May 19, 7 p.m., the regular monthly meeting of the group will be held at Riverbend Nature Center. Pete Jensen, Director of Racine County Emergency Government, will speak on hazardous and toxic waste in Kenosha and Racine Counties. Plans are also underway for a busy June. The Sierra group invites interested persons to any and all of these meetings. Call one of the above numbers, or Mary Ellen Johnson (632-8871) or Richard Marciniak (633-4712) for information. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back 3519 52nd St. Kenosha. Wl 654-6154 'air studio • REDKEN Salon Prescription Center 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine, Wl 554-8600 4 LaothtiNh tffe n o niori— exposure to anything above 102 decibels. Added to the fact that you can only achieve about 98 decibels in signal to noise ratio on todays records and you are already hemmed in. Besides, there are only so many notes on a keyboard and they've all been overused. Today's music has only two basic modes, the Diatonic mode and the pentatonic rock and blues mode. The best the musicians can do is work on the rhythm, tone and melody and gimmicks to attract an audience, besides writing catchy lyrics. The production has pretty well peaked with digital recording techniques and generally the top groups can get top sounds according to their worth to the record companies. The top records are produced by a handful of artists and the music is often recorded by a handful of session men who put in all the hot licks. King Richard's Faire seeks entertainers An apprenticeship program specifically designed for students who are interested in developing performance proficiency in acting, mime, magic, juggling, stage combat, and other related skills through on-the-job training at the Tenth Annual King Richard's Faire has been announced by Michael Dvorak, Faire program director. All classes will be taught by professional artists who also perform throughout the Faire. In addition, wide - ranging workshops are conducted just before and during the Faire by specially commissioned instructors. Some of the instructors and the respective disciplines include Judith Belkin, mine; Tom Tremont, magic; Frank Harnish, Shakespearean acting class; Robert Dawson, stage combat; and Mike Vondruska, juggling. Scheduled for weekends July 3, 4 and 5 through August 14 an d 15, the Faire, held at the Illinois / Wisconsin state line in Bristol Township, is a living re-creation of the Renaissance. To be selected, applicants should demonstrate training in at least one of the five performance areas, enthusiasm and interest in the performing arts or interest in the Renaissance period. According to Dvorak, applicants must also make a time commitment for the seven weekends and selected weekday afternoons and/or evenings prior to the Faire. Applicants to the 1982 Apprenticeship Program are asked to send a letter specifying why they wish to enroll in the program, enclose a resume, picture and references. Applicants meeting the basic requirements will be contacted by telephone at which time an interview will be scheduled. For information and application, contact Michael Dvorak, Program Director, King Richard's Faire, 12420 128th Street, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142; phone 312/689-8687 or 414/396-4385. COMMUNITY ah! USt ^ refore /ove one another as far as we are Cnrt ° Ur '° Ve ° ne a " 0ther t0 Possess God wtth/n us — St Augustine mc flutustinlans Brothers called to a life of community in service to the church. _ . . . , the Huftustinians ror further information 20300 finu.re-. u without obligation, write: Olwrnni... ^ Olympia Fields. IL 60461 312 748-9500 RANGER Thursday, May 6,1982 5 Review Victor, Victoria" a joy by Rick Luehr There are very few movies these days that could be called perfect. However, "Victor, Victoria" is as close as I've seen in a long time. This movie has everything going for it: acting, directing, comedy (both sophisticated and slapstick), music, glorious production numbers, etc. "Victor, Victoria," which is based on a 1933 German film entitled "Viktor und Viktoria," concerns Victoria Grant (Julie Andrews), an out of work opera singer in 1934 Paris, who is so destitute, she offers to sleep with her landlord for a meatball. She meets up with Toddy (Robert Preston), a homosexual nightclub singer. Toddy gets an idea to help himself and Victoria make money. He convinces her to masquerade as a man so she can get a job as a female impersonator. This ploy works and she becomes the toast of Paris. The plot becomes complicated with the introduction of King Marchand (James Garner). Marchand, a Chicago nightclub owner, is enchanted by Victoria before he finds out she is a "man." However, he doesn't believe that she is a he, and becomes determined to find out for sure whether she is male of f emale. Julie Andrews is delightful as Victoria, even though it is kind of difficult to accept her as a man. Robert Preston is superb as Toddy, one of the most endearing characters to hit the screen in years. Preston gives a funny, yet sensitive, portrayal of a homosexual who is much more than a stereotype, and is quite content with his lifestyle. As King Marchand, James Garner does a marvelous job of portraying a man who starts to become unsure of his ow n sexual preference when he falls in love with Victoria. The supporting cast is equally talented. Lesley Ann Warren breaks her Cinderella image as Norma Cassidy, Marchand's floozy girlfriend. As Squash, Marchand's bodyguard, Alex Karras turns in a wonderful performance. Also notable are John Rhys - Da vies, who is better known as Indiana Jones' friend Sallah in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," and Graham Stark as a waiter who plays a pivotal role in the latter part of the film. The screenplay by Blake Edwards is full of clever lines and double entendres. Without giving too much away, I will say that the final scene will have you rolling in the aisles. "Victor, Victoria" is a joy to watch. It is a funny film full of fascinating characters. If you have to beg, borrow, or steal, see "Victor, Victoria." You won't be disappointed. Soccer Photo by Masood Shafiq Men place third in tourney Patronize RANGER A duertisers by Tammy Shuemate The culmination of the spring season for the Parkside soccer team occurred during the past weekend when Parkside hosted an eight team tournament. Among those teams participating were UW - Milwaukee, UW - Green Bay, UW - Madison, Trinity, Aurora, Lewis and Northwestern. "The tournament is kind of a highlight for us in the spring," said Parkside Coach Hal Henderson. "It was a good tournament, one of the best we've ever had." The results of the tournament were good for Parkside, but as Smotherman's album cute, but banal by Joe Kimm Michael Smother man is a tall, blond haired fellow with a charming smile. He looks like a heck of a nice guy. He has blue eyes and a penchant for Latin rhythms. So much so that he's done a whole album full of t hem — ten songs in all. From an authentic rhumba to samba and calypso, and even an original rhythm made up all by himself. What a guy. He's got a fascination with words like Fais do do and jacaranda. His lyrics are quite good, asymetrically interesting as a matter of fact and sort of pseudo poetic. Here's a sample: "Over and over I tired up your telephone line, all that tequila and all that lemon and lime. All along I thought we thought all along the same lines. Just to find out that to you it's just a matter of time." Pretty good so far, right? Michael gets nasty on side two with a song called If You Think You're Hurting Me, Girl, You're Crazy. Here's what he has to say. "Oh you say we're gonna party well. I can dig that kinky stuff. But are you trying to tell me something like maybe I ain't enough." Is he getting a little bit paranoid? Then he says, "Stop crying baby, you say that you wrecked my car, and it's sitting dead and smoking in the lot behind the bar. And there's still somebody in it, a naked man you say. Well I'll be right over, but what is he doing there anyway?" Well, maybe he's got a good reason to be sarcastic. But if you listen to the whole song, it sounds like he's not sure how to deal with it. That leads to my next point, the music. I'm not sure how to deal with it. It's pretty MOR (that's middle of the road) but then it has a poolside appeal on a nice day in July. It's not July yet so the 3-1/2 inches of snow we're getting outside doesn't help too much. But this I can tell, though. The album was written with the lyrics in mind, over a preconceived rhythin base. The chords were put in between that with a piano (because he plays keyboards), and then the lead sheets were written from that. Then the sheets were given to session musicians who played the familiar I-IV-V pattern with standard parts and then extras were added for their distinctive chops. As a matter of fact, 90 percent of m usic out of Nashville (that's country music, folks) is recorded and produced this way. And 90 percent of that never makes it to the charts. It's a duck soup way of making music. Okay, the songs. Crazy In Love is an okay samba with a cute honky tonk piano. Green Eyes is about a girl. (They all are.) Magic Wishes sounds light, no substance. Matter of Time is weakly produced but danceable. Cold Burn is a wet noodle. Side two. If You Think You're Hurting Me is kinda catchy. Do I Ever Cross Your Mind - only at midnight, when I'm asleep. Fais Do Do - that's a Frenchy Latin Rhythm, another danceable original. Would You Love Me All the Way Down - no, it's not a dirty song, it's more like a spaghetti western theme - another wet noodle. And lastly, Freedom's Legacy, Michael's attempt at a historic ballad, a pillow lecture by a workaholic husband to his wife who is probably frigid by this time. Maybe that's a pretty biased review, maybe the album turned out the way he wanted it to. He's had a blast making it (it even said so on the sleeve). But it's not a serious contender for the Top 100 - maybe not even in the ball park. It's something he could show off to his girlfriend as a part of h is pop recording star routine. Chuck his suave image, his plaid suit and his cute tie and he's pretty naked all around. There's not enough backbone to feed a cat. A loosely put together group of "listen to me" girl songs with a weak airy production is all it is. Sorry, Michael, that's not enough, we need a tighter band and a stronger voice, but I'll tell you what, I'll give you two stars for being brave and courageous, okay? Okay. "Parkside STILL Has Style" ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TRORMCS AND AWARDS FAST. M-HOUSC CNQRAVSM SERVICE SPOUTS • .ROOKS • •-•QER • MAI • PUMA • PONY • CONVERSE • SPOT-SUIT • SAUCONY • SPALDING • NEW BALANCE HOURS: MON.-FM. 10 00 AM. • ISO P.M. SAT. 10*0 AM. -t:00PM. CLOSED SUNDAYS S HOUDAYS The Active Aiftetes One Stop 694-9206 SH nM MM ST. ONORM, W THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCO UNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. _ Coach Henderson stated, "It's ironic, we did not give up a goal and we got third place." Placing first was UW - Green Bay with Lewis College coming in second. Technically, Parkside tied with UW - Madison for third place. Parkside first played Aurora and defeated them 1-0. They then met Northwestern whom they were victorious over with a score of 1-0 also. In the third game, against Green Bay, the final score was a stagnant 0-0. According to Henderson, "Because of the goal difference, we took the first place from one division and played the second place in the other and vice versa." He went on to explain that also because of the goal difference, "Green Bay went through as number one in our group and we went through as number two." Green Bay went on to play Madison, defeating them 2-0 in the semi - finals. Parkside went up against Lewis and played through regulation and two sudden death overtimes — still without a score. They then had to go into a professional shootout and were defeated 1-0 in that shootout. Now that the spring club season is over, the soccer team can begin to anticipate the official fall season. Henderson stated, "I would be premature in talking about new recruits although I think we've got six or eight coming. Three or four are blue chip, although I haven't signed them yet." It has been undetermined as to how many players would be returning next year, but it is thought that approximately ten starters would be back. "We should be considered a dark horse coming at them," said Henderson of the fall outlook. "If we would get a couple of blue chip players in, I think we could be considered." for the girl with her head in the clouds and romance in her heart. If an engagement is in the offing - if wedding bells will ring shortly thereafter - consider these matched i pairs to symbolize the events. Engagement rings from *90 THE STORE WITH MORE • KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. 6 Thursday, May 6,1982 RANGER • CHOC. RAISINS Vi OFF ALL ITEMS WHILE THEY LAST Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Disarmament demonstration planned ••••••••••••••••••••• Club Events ••••••••••••••••••••• Geology Colloquium The Geology Colloquium this week will feature Dr. Ronald Greeley speaking on "Geological Exploration of the Planets," and "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars, and Venus." The "Geological Exploration of the Planets" will be held on Thursday, May 6 at 8 p.m. in Molinaro 105. "Wind Erosion on Earth, Mars, and Venus" will be held on Friday, May 7 at 12 noon in Molinaro 105. Accounting Club The Accounting Club is proud to announce the election of the following officers for next term: President - Jerry Zigner; Vice President - Mike Worcester; Treasurer - Paul Bartelt; Secretary - Debbie Milasch. Elected committee chairpersons include: Membership - Donella Elsen; Social Development - Sue END OF THE YEAR CLEARAHCE SALE! Dengine; Finance - Bob Nyberg; Special Projects - Sharon Elliot; Professional Development - Chuck Bequith; Publicity - Joe Sykora. We encourage all friends and accounting club members to meet these newly elected people at the Accounting Clubs' membership meeting on May 10, in Union 104 at 1 p.m. Women in Business May 7 and 8 mark the opportunity of a lifetime when Accent on Women will again take place here at Parkside. Women in Business is sponsoring ten of the speakers who will be present at this event. Please call information if you have any questions about late registration for this event. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon would like to congratulate the team number nine for winning the Second Annual LOOP 500 bicycle race, held on April 28. The winning team members were: Ron Jake, Ted Miller, Kam Cascio, and Carri DeCamp. Alexander Haig wants to fire a nuclear warning shot over Europe. Ronald Reagan thinks a nuclear war is winnable and wouldn't hesitate to strike first to begin a nuclear war. Is it any wonder, then, that hundreds of thousands of people, outraged and horrified, are converging on New York City from June 11 - 14 for actions during the U. N. Special Session on Disarmament? Grandmothers for Nuclear Disarmament is organizing in Texas. A national Children's Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament has been launched from Vermont. And on hundreds of campuses, Ground Zero Week, a week of intensive education about nuclear weapons and the dangers of nuclear war, has swept the country. For every age group, every income background, every occupation, one can find a group organizing to oppose the government's military policy. Why are people becoming so active now when we've had nuclear weapons for a long time? People give many different reasons. An obvious one is the drastic cutbacks in social services that have accompanied the massive increases in military spending. Like the many students unable to continue (or start) their educations because of cutbacks in student loans, people of many backgrounds are being dramatically affected by Reagan's spending policy. The Reagan administration speaks of sending troops into El Salvador. They decide to continue draft registration and prosecute non - registrants. And then Reagan talks about winning a nuclear war! Of course people are scared — and they're ready to do something! In New York City, the second week of June will be packed full of events. June 12 will experience one of the largest demonstrations for nuclear disarmament and human needs that we have ever seen. The march and rally is called by a large coaltion of peace, labor, religious, Third World and student groups. On June 13 will be an "Anti - draft festival and Celebration of the Resistance". On June 14, non - violent civil disobedience actions will take place at the U. N. embassies of the five largest nuclear nations. Thousands are flying in from England, Germany, Greece and Japan to join the demonstration. The government of Greece has loaned its Olympic Torch to the event and runners will carry it from Montreal to New York in time for the U. N. Special Session. Thousands of children will lead the June 12 march from the U. N. to Central Park. The Talking Heads, Stevie Wonder and Susan Sarandon (Janet) from Rocky Horror Picture Show) are using their talents to organize for disarmament. So what will students be doing between now and June? Who will be arranging buses from your community? Mobilization for Survival (48 St. Marks PI, NY NY 10003, 212-533-0008) can provide students with detailed information about the events and suggest ideas and materials for organizing on the issues. United States Student Association (2000 P St. NW, Washington DC, 202-775-8943) has leaflets specifically written for campuses about the June activities. The movement to "end the arms race and save the human race" is rapidly growing. Those who don't trust Haig's finger on the button will be heading to New York City June 11 -14 for the U. N. Second Special Session on Disarmament. • CHOC. CREME DROPS • CHOC. PEANUTS • PEANUT BUTTER CUPS • STARS • YOGURT PEANUTS • CAROB MALTED MILK BALLS • CAROB PEANUTS • SUNFLOWER SEEDS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY • CALIFORNIA MIX • STUDENT FOOD • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURAL PISTACHIOS • SPANISH PEANUTS • BLANCHED PEANUTS • YOGURT RAISINS • Y O G U R T SESAME BRITTLE • RED SKIN PEANUTS • MINT COOLERS • STARLIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINNAMON DISKS • COFFEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROOT BEER BARRELS • POPS • P E A N UT BUT TER KISSES • PEPPERMINT KISSES • LICORICE BULLIES •JELLY BEANS • ASSORTED PERKYS • ORANGE SLICES Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. PARKSIDE UNION 10.-00 a m - 4:00 p m • SPEARMINT LEAVES • JUBE JELLS • CARAMELS • CARAMEL BULLIES • ROYALS • TOFFEES • JOTS • BRIDGE MIX • MALTED MILK BALLS "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little . weekend in your week. Basketball Photo by Steve Jansen Rees Johnson new coach The appointment of Rees Johnson as men's basketball coach at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside was announced yesterday by Parkside athletic director Wayne E. Dannehl. Johnson, 41, who will assume his new position as soon as possible, will also serve as an adjunct assistant professor of physical education. He comes to Parkside from Augsburg College in Minneapolis, where he's been head coach for the past four years, compiling a 74-39 record and leading two of his teams to the NAIA national tournament. Johnson has also served as an assistant professor of physical education, supervised student teachers and been assistant intramural director at Augsburg. Prior to that, Johnson was head coach at Carroll College in Waukesha for two seasons, assistant coach at Milwaukee for two years and head coach and athletic director at Center - Richland at Richland Center for three years. As a head coach, his overall college record is 176-83. In four years at Peterson, Minn., High School, from 1966-70, Johnson coached teams to a 52-20 mark. Johnson succeeds Steve Stephens, the only basketball coach Parkside has ever had, who announced his resignation prior to the start of the 1981-82 season, his 13th. Parkside conducted a national search for Stephen's replacement. In announcing the appointment, Dannehl said that "Rees was clearly the first choice of the athletic board, the search and screen committee, the physical education staff and the education division executive committee. We' were impressed not only with his coaching ability but also with his teaching strengths and educational values. "We're looking forward to the continued development of our program as an outstanding one in the NAIA and NCAA Division II." Johnson, a native of Rushford, Softball Conference season finishes 5-1 by Kathleen Pohlman The woman's Softball team played their last two conference games last Monday against Platteville. Even with the cold weather they won both games. The first game was won 11-3 with Michele Martino as the winning pitcher. The Rangers had a total of eight hits including Nancy Kivi and Jean Jacobs both 2 for 4 with a double apiece. Janet Broeren had an unassisted double play. The second game was even better, 10- 1. Michele Martino was again the winning pitcher. The star hitters of this game were Bonnie Schmelter (2-4) and Nancy Kivi (2-5). With the end of conference games Minn., earned his B.S. in 1965 rof m Winona (Minn.) State University with a major in physical education and a minor in biology. He added an M.S. degree in physical education in 1971 at Winona State and served as assistant basketball coach. "I'm really looking forward to coming to Parkside," Johnson said. "I'm excited about the challenge. I know it's been an excellent program and I'm committed to continuing that excellence." Johnson's second Augsburg squad, the 1979-80 unit, was 25-4 and won the Minnesota Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (MIAC) title with a 16-2 record and was ranked fourth in the final NAIA poll. His 1980-81 team was ranked second in the last NAIA poll and HELP NEEDED 1 Intramural Assistants Starting Sapt. 1, 1982 Approximately 10 hourt/wook See Leren Rein-Athletics Ph. 553-2310 the Rangers ended with a 5-1 record. On Wednesday, the women played DePaul at a tiny park near DePaul. The first game was won by DePaul. Michele Martino received the loss. With only three hits, including Bonnie Schmelter's hit which drove in two runs, the score ended 3-2. The second game the Rangers won, 8-4. They scored four runs in the second inning and the other four in the third. Lynn Barth was the winning pitcher. Then on Friday they played Carthage once again and won yet again. The first game ended 6-2 with Lynn Barth the winning pitcher. Nancy Kivi had a double play when she caught a fly ball and threw the woman on first out. Cindy Ruffert had a hit and two RBI's. The next game was also a victory for the Rangers, 5-1. Lynn Barth went 2 for 4 with a triple and Nancy Kivi went 2 for 3 with a triple also. Michele Martino received the win. The Rangers have six more games ahead, and all will prove to be tough games. With a record of 16-8 they were invited again this year to the National Tournament in Kearney, Nebraska. The tournament will be played on May 25, 26, 27. More about the tournament next week. TEAM NINE won the second annual "Loop 500" bicycle race held April 28. Members of the winning team were (not in order) Ron Jake, Ted Miller, Kam Cascio and Carri DeCamp. advanced to the NAIA national tournament quarter - finals. Its 29 - 2 record, however, was dropped to 12 - 19 after Augsburg had to forfeit 17 victories before Jan. 30 because of a rules misinterpretation over the eligibility of two transfer students who were reserves on Augsburg's team. Augsburg was not placed on probation by the NAIA but was assessed a two - year probation by its conference. Johnson also has some international experience in the sport, having coached the Bahrain national team for five months in 1978, including participation in the Taiwan Games. He went back to Taiwan in 1981 as coach of the U.S. squad in the William Jones Cup Tournament in Taipei. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. SCHEDULED AIRLINE SERVICE y THE LOWEST FARES San Los PARKSIDE UNION CAMPING RENTALS • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS G GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS G VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES G HUNTING KNIVES G POCKET KNIVES G COMPASSES G FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS G CAMP STOOLS G FISHING RODS G FISHING NETS G FISH BASKETS ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY CALL: 553-2408 8 Thursday, May 6,1982 RAN GER Village officials to bring suit against soccer players by Tammy Shuemate Shedding a completely different light on the life of the soccer team is the fact that several of the players had a run - in with the owner and management of the Parkside Village where they reside. During a recent party, it has come to public knowledge that a specific apartment had been damaged in various ways. Because of this incident, a lawsuit against a few of the players is said to be pending. The Ranger confirmed through Mr. Emil Abendroth, from the company that owns the Village, that the lawsuit "has not been filed as of yet, but it will be." Considering whether or not this may reflect upon the status of t he soccer players in question and indirectly affect the team, the following interview was conducted. John Monks, a member of the soccer team who resides in the apartment, although he is not involved in the charge, was asked the following questions: Ranger: Do you think it (the lawsuit) reflects on the soccer team? John Monks: No, not at all. It had nothing to do with the soccer team at all. It was the people of this apartment having a party. Ranger: Do you think perhaps that because of this incident and others in the past similar to it will have any bearing on how the coach feels — of who's going to be playing next year? J.M.: No, if it does, he's a fool. His job is to have a winning team on the field. Personal matters don't belong on the field. Ranger: As a resident of the apartment in question, do you feel that the damage is worth the amount of money that Mr. Abendroth has been talking about? J.M.: No. He's saying that we have to put a new carpet in there, which is crazy. I mean, you go in there and it's perfectly clean. The carpet is cleaner than it's ever been — cleaner than it was when we moved in. He's saying there's going to be a beer smell in there and you can walk in there now and you can't smell beer. The damages are — t here's a hole in the wall and a hole in the floor. The hole in the floor takes a $10 — Security lost and found Continued From Page Three claimed. If you have lost something on campus, give the Security office a call or stop in. If your lost article has not been turned in at the time of your inquiry, you can leave your name and number with a description of the article and you will be notified if the article is turned in. If you find something on campus you can turn it in at the Security Office, at the Union Information Desk or at the L-l desk of the Library. Items unclaimed after 90 days may be claimed by the finder (other than Parkside employees). If you lost something on campus, the Security Department may have it. Check now, those gloves that kept you warm last winter may do the same next winter. Coming Events Thursday, May 6 SLIDE/LECTURE at 3:30 p.m. in GR 101. Prof. Burnham of Northwestern University will talk on "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism." The program is free and open to the public. Friday, May 7 MOVIE "Clash of the Titans" (PG) at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. PERFORMANCE "Ties That Bind" by Dr. Jessie Potter at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $3.00; tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. DANCE at 9 p.m. in Union Square featuring "Arroyo." Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Monday, May 10 ROUNDTABLE at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Prof. Ken Hoover will talk on "Watergate Ten Years Later: Reflections on Oligopoly and Democracy (Expletives Included)." The program is free and open to the public. Thursday, May 13 CONCERT at 12 noon in Main Place with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. All are welcome. SAVE THE LIBRARY DAY WEDNESDAY, MAY 12 Union Square - Union Pad Froo admission Featuring: WHITE LIElla. m.-2:30p.m. Other Events: Dunk tank, tug - of - war, free throw contest, Kiss - a - thon, beer drinking relays, and more Rnffle 2 Top prize'- semester's worth of textbooks prizes include: parking permit, 1 week of free lunches, 4 season basketball passes, 10 lines of free bowling, $5 Sweet Shoppe gift certificate, $10 food/beverage tickets for The End, 2 free dinners at a dozen local restaurants, and more HAL HENDERSON at the most — piece of plywood and they'll nail it back in. It's nothing. Ranger: Do you feel that if a lawsuit is filed it should be fought? J.M.: Oh, absolutely. Ranger: Do you think it will be? J.M.: I know it will be. I know it will. I can guarantee you that right now. Ranger: Any further comments? J.M.: Abendroth has taken a complete tax loss on these things. He doesn't give a shit what happens to them: He's soaking us for everything he can get and he's lucky if half of it's repaired. He's just soaking us — that's all he wants to do. The following interview was conducted with Dan Opferman, also a member of th e soccer team and directly involved with the pending lawsuit. Ranger: Are yop going to play soccer next year? D.O.: Yeah, maybe. Oh yeah, I'll be playing. Ranger: Any comment on the pending lawsuit? D.O.: I don't know what the lawsuit is yet. Nobody's talked to us yet. Ranger: Do you think this incident has any reflection on your being a member of the soccer team and playing next year? D.O.: I don't, but a lot of other people do. Ranger: Like who? D.O.: Like the athletic director and our coach and — things like that. The following interview was conducted with Coach of the soccer team Hal Henderson. Ranger: Would you care to comment on the recent lawsuit that will be filed against several of the soccer players. Does that have anything to do with the team? H.H.: There has been some negotiations between the owner of the Village, the manager of the Village and my boss. Nothing has come out of that yet. At this point, until somebody indicated the relationship of these players with the soccer team is established, then I'm not going to make any moves. I've already talked to all of the players involved and they know where I'm at. A couple of them have been on probation with me before and they're kind of at the end of t heir string with me. But I also feel somewhat obligated because I brought them here, I put them in the Village and so I kind of feel that I've got to stand behind them a little bit. Realistically, this has happened before with some of the same guys and they paid for the damage and were allowed to move back in there. At this point, they've indicated to me that they did not do the damages. O.K., that's fine, then they should corner up the people who did the damages and make them be responsible as well. But, by law, they're responsible for what goes on within that apartment so they know that consequence. CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. North Kenosha. Call 551-7438 or 658-9229, anytime. HELPWANTED JOIN US FOR THIS SUMMER and earn tuition, spending money. Compete for $1,000 Scholarship. No experience needed. Company training. Start immediately. Car necessary. For info, call Mr. Yorg'an at 634- 7106,9 a.m. -1 p.m., Friday, May 7. WANTED ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175. Dick O. FOR SALE 1969 PONTIAC CATALINA, good runner, needs work, best offer. 654-5932. BOOK SALE - U nitarian Church, 625 College, Racine. Saturday, May 8, 10 a .m. - 4 p.m. Wide selection. Cheap. PERSONALS HEY MARK LOOK!) It's La - La Land!! Doy, Doy, Doy! Bread. BECOME A REFORMED DRUID: sacrifice oak trees and worship virgins. BLONDE GIRL WITH RED CAMARO. Study together? (3rd Floor) Roderick. SABINE, watch out for those Singapore slings! SNOOPY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! How's it feel to be old(er)? I'll pick you up around 7:30 p.m. TONY - Dr. Drew Who? ANNOUNCING Mark Sanders as the President of the Barry Manilow Fan Club. Sorry, he's no relation to the colonel, unless you consider chicken legs a relation. CONGRATS Ken and Pat!! CONGRATS Kathy Slama: there has never been a more deserved award! TO ALL OF US WINNERS at the Student Awards Banquet this last Friday: we all deserved them and had a good time getting them. Congratulations to you all!! CONGRATULATIONS especially to you, Kathy - T his award is most assuredly the first of the many that you'll receive in your life. I wish you the best of luck after graduation in all you do. Sincerely, Linda (Meyer)! ME TOO Ken CONGRATULATIONS KEN AND PAT, with all my love to you both. Your ABM. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Soger Thursday, April 29, 1982 Vol. 10 - No. 28 Semester worth of books, parking pe rmit are top pr izes Save the Library Day" set by Ken Meyer Editor Members of student organizations — PAB, PSGA, Ranger and SOC — are organizing "Save the Library Day" on Wednesday, May 12 in an effort to raise funds for the library, which has been seriously hurt by the state - mandated budget cuts. The library is also receiving attention from the PSGA Senate and the Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee. The PSGA Senate April 22 unanimously approved a resolution stating "that all possible alternatives to maintaining our present library should be explored" and that "PSGA, Inc. supports the establishment of a student endowment fund in order to further this end." The Science Division Ad Hoc Library Crisis Committee was formed following Chancellor Alan Guskin's announcement March 23 that he would soon act on the Library Staff recommendation to cut $70,000 from the periodicals and serials acquisition budget. The committee made two conclusions: "1) we should move slowly, exploring all our options as we proceed; and 2) we must begin work immediately to dramatically improve our access to off - campus sources of library materials." In its report, the committee urged library staff and the administration to explore the following recommendations: a community user fee, a Cartha"" College student fee, a student fee coming somehow from SUFAC, faculty donations, alumni donations and faculty subscriptions. See next week's Ranger for a more in - depth look at the recommendations the committee, and others, have made. The Save the Library Day Committee, an informal gathering of student leaders, met on Wednesday, April 21 for the first time. By the next meeting on Monday, April 26, much headway had been made for the May 12 event. Over 30 donations have been donated (at press time) to a raffle that will be conducted on the "Save the Library Day." The top prize, being donated by College Stores Associates, is a semester of textbooks free of charge next fall. Another prize is a white annual parking permit for next year. (SUFAC Tuesday approved $135 for the purchase of the permit and a couple other items.) At press time, plans were made to have members of the committee go to Madison to get the permit to conduct a raffle. Other campus - related prizes include: a week of free lunches from Heritage food service; 10 lines of free bowling in the Rec Center; $10 of beverage / food tickets for The End, to be held May 22-23; a $5 gift certificate for the Sweet Shoppe; one basic two - person outdoor rental (tent, sleeping bags, cookware, etc.) for one weekend. Activities planned for the event so far include: a dunk tank, a pie - in - the - eye, free throw contest (teams of four — two male, two female), tug-of-war (same team requirements), kiss - a - thon, beer drinking contest and a bake sale. Sign up for the contests at the PSGA office (by the Coffee Shoppe) or the Rec Center. T-shirts with the "Save the Library" logo will also be for sale. Prize donators from the community include: from Kenosha, Ray Radigan's, Oage Thomsen's, Candlelite Supper Club, Captain's Steak Joynt, Greco's, Casino Townhouse. Jensen's, Country Kitchen, Hungry Head, Bidinger's Music House and Carmichael Associates movie theaters. wososoxccccccccoscocoeocooccocoooocccoccococc Support the library — attend "Soue the Library Day" »coocooocco sccsooscoosecco Dump site? Donators from Racine include: Corner House, The Sanctuary, Ferraro's, Giovanni DeRango's, Infusino's Pizza, Famous Recipe Fried Chicken, Obie's, Martha Merrill's, Walden Books, and Marc Theaters. More prizes will be solicited up until the day of the event. "White Lie" will be playing from 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. and activities will be conducted throughout the day. There is no admission charge. All proceeds will go towards the library endowment fund. See next week's Ranger for more details. Activist McAllister's goal: "conspire for the sake of life" by Edward Beal On April 21, the Mobilization for Survival sponsored a lecture by Elizabeth McAllister. She spoke at 1 p.m. on civil disobedience, and again at 7 p.m. on the arms race — national security vs. national defense. During the afternoon lecture, she presented her philosophy through the perspective that people have a powerful way of abolishing certain acts, but the risks are very high. "Don't get involved if you're not ready for the consequence and change it will bring on you," she said. Civil disobedience is truly a powerful way to effect change. McAllister, who's been a social activist for fifteen years, doesn't trust the government. In her opinion, "There are no tools left for those who are controlling our destiny." She says that her faith in a non - nuclear war is in the people not legislation. Moreover, "Congressmen, administrators and government in general, will not act until they see that their (political) survival depends on it." Whenever someone's survival is at stake, they often retaliate in some form. Take the cause of civil rights legislation for instance; the only reason they exist is because the government had to enact them. McAllister notes that the minute they think they can get away with it they try to take them back — consider the affirmative action per se. When asked how her life has been affected by her involvement in the social activist movement, McAllister replied, "It's been the envelope of my life." She is forty - two years old and the mother of three children. She resides in a community which consists of eleven adults and four children. The main goal of the community is to "conspire for the sake of life, and to act, for the sake of life, and to accept the consequences." She added that all members of the community have, for some form of civil disobedience, been jailed. Later that evening, she spoke on the survival of humanity. Specifically speaking, the topic was on the arms race between the two "superpowers." She hopes to make the public realize that the time to stop the total destruction of the human race is now. She discussed the "first strike strategy", whereby the U.S. is concentrating on building a series of accurate weapons. Large corporations such as Wisconsin Electric contribute capital for manufacturing nuclear warheads. In addition, 55-65% of income tax money is used for military aide. The battle between these superpowers has got to end somewhere, and through local and regional chapters throughout America, MOBE (Mobilization for Survival) can possibly achieve the abolishment of the arms race. However, it needs the support of the public. At both lectures, the turnout of students can't compare to the size of the audience which received G. Gordon Liddy, although they were free. For students who are interested, MOBE meets every Wednesday at 1 p.m. in MOLN D-133. The organization has four main goals: ban nuclear power, non - existance of proliferation, stop tht arms race and fund human needs. United Council discusses UW budget Photo by Masood Shafiq DRUMS containing possibly dangerous chemicals were found this week off the Outer Loop'road by the Union. The DNR was called in to investigate how dangerous the chemicals may be. The labels on the drums said rubber gloves, goggles and a rubber apron should be used when handling the drums. Ranger will investigate the matter further to try to find out how the chemicals got there. by Edward Beal The United Council of UW student governments is an organization with vital functions. Its constitution states that its purposes are to defend the quality of education, represent students, serve as a liaison, and foster student interchange. The UC consists of six committees; presidential, legislative affairs, ethnic minority affairs, academic affairs, women's affairs, and the directors committee. Last weekend in Platteville, the council took up the issue of the UW budget cutbacks. The legislative affairs committee feels we will probably get an across the board cut of 2% instead of 4% because of recent lobbying effects. In addition, we will probably receive a minimum of $80 or a maximum of $240 in tuition increase. The committee then talked about financial aid cutbacks; on the national level, Reagan is getting a lot of flack from representatives who don't want to cut financial aid. Therefore, we probably won't be hit as hard as we previously thought for next year. On the state level, the increase of $1.6 million to the budget should help a bit for next year also. The committee also talked about the lobbying success with landlord - tenant reform, which passed the legislature and is now awaiting the governor's signature. There were no resolutions passed because the state of the budget repair bill is still undecided. Another issue that the council is taking up is the problem of recruitment and retention of ethnic minority students. The bulk of the problem is with retention; there has been a problem with retaining junior and senior level ethnic minorities. The minority affairs committee has discussed non - academic factors that may affect these students such as cultural differences and have come up with various solutions to the problem. One, tutorial services for the advanced standing classmen; two, peer counseling; and three, a multi - cultural class, which could be created and offered mainly for ethnic majority students. In the presidential committee the president of UC, Robert Kranz, announced that the Boarc of Regents, which is comprised ol directors of the UW system proposed to change the ad missions policy for the UW schools. According to Kranz, tht Regents feel as though it's toe easy to get into UW schools. All of the issues that weren'i resolved will be discucced at the June UC meeting in Madison Unfortunately, the United Counci needs a two year budget base ii order to be maintained — con trary to what the chancellors fron various schools in the UW systen think. They seem to pose a threa to disband UC. PSGA Presiden Jim Kreuser states, "This i; because most chancellors fear i mandatory funding formula fo; United Council. This assure: UC a base to constantly advo cate for student concerns." If, for some reason, student: choose not to further support UC they may request a refund of 5' cents within thirty days after eacl academic session has com mended. 2 Thursday, April 29, 1982 RANGER Poor coverage of Liddy To the Editor: I am writing in response to editor Ken Meyer's "interpretive" account of G. Gordon Liddy's appearance at Parkside on April 19. As an editor, I believe that Mr. Meyer certainly owes it to the Ranger's readers to give an objective and factual report on any event. I do not feel that in this case he even approached fulfilling his responsibility. Mr. Meyer was very obviously biased before he heard Mr. Liddy utter a single word. It almost seems as if he may have written his story the night before and added a few perfunctory quotations afterwards to give it some credibility. Apparently Ken Meyer should also check his dictionary on what it means to quote a person: it means to repeat EXACTLY what another person has said. With his illusory remark about Jack Anderson's writing a story that "endangered a spy's life," Mr. Meyer misrepresented Liddy. As I recall it, G. Gordon Liddy did not say that a spy's life was merely "endangered" due to Anderson's story; he said that the man was tortured to death. Just a slight incongruity, wouldn't you say? Meyer's manipulative selection of his so-called quotations taken out of context could make Captain Kangaroo seem like a fiend. G. Gordon Liddy committed a crime; he was put on trial and convicted. He served time in prison and was released, all according to the American judicial course of events. I felt he was a supremely intelligent and well - spoken man and was fascinated by him. Although I do not approve of his crime, I am glad to say I listened with a completely open mind and felt enlightened by Mr. Liddy's talk. Perhaps next time around Mr. Meyer should employ one of his staff writers who harbors no preconceived notions about such a controversial subject as was G. Gordon Liddy. Susan M. Barr Editor's reply: First of all, interpretive stories are not totally objective — that's why they're called interpretive. It was a legitimate editorial decision to write an interpretive story for several reasons: also present was an equally long Q and A interview in which Liddy's comments and opinions remained uninterpreted; in order to save space in an eight page paper, the "news story" and "editorial" were combined, and the factual report was indeed very factual. (Concerning Anderson, which wasn't a "quote", the phrasing could have been better, but the main point remains the same — as soon as t he story was printed, the spy's life was "endangered." Yes, the spy was tortured to death, but Liddy objected to the fact that the spy's life was "endangered" — let alone the spy being killed. It was the act of endangering — not the killing — that Liddy objected to.) One last reason for the interpretive account of Liddy appearance — after entering the event professionally objective and listening to Liddy evade questions and do the other things I mentioned in the story, I decided I "owed it to the readers" who weren't able to attend or didn't want to attend (for moral, political or personal reasons) the one event in the past many years that brought some life into this habitually lifeless campus. Challenge column on Liddy Dear Editor: Mr. Ostrowski's impassioned plea for the right of Mr. Liddy to speak for an exorbitant fee was fraught with non sequitur passages that deserve to be challenged. The most disturbing of these to me was his cavalier use of the oxymoronic phrase "liberal fascism," which he simply defined as "opposing to any point of view that is far right of their own." I should love to see the dictionary from which Mr. Ostrowski drew his definition. My Webster's Dictionary defines fascism as a "political philosophy, movement or regime that exalts nation and race above the individual and stands for centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition." The appropriate Webster's definition for liberal, as Mr. Ostrowski used this modifying term, reads "of or pertaining to the principles of liberalism," which in turn is defined as a •••••••••• Write a Letter to Ranger!!!! •••••••••• -982 THIS SYMBOL STANDS FOR.: a)THE CIVIL DEFENSE PROGRAM, b) A CRUEL DECEPTION, c) BOTH. Rebuttal entirely misses the point "political philosophy based on a belief in progress, the essential goodness of humanity and the autonomy of the individual, and standing for the protection of political and civil liberties." To put it simply for Mr. Ostrowski, there can be no such thing as "liberal fascism." Such sloppiness and inaccuracy mars the entire text of Mr. Ostrowski's letter. The charge of fascistic behavior more properly rests upon Mr. Liddy's record of deeds than upon the actions of the peaceful, law - abiding picketers. The concern at paying exorbitant speaking fees to an unrepentant convicted felon in times of fiscal retrenchment is legitimate. The fact that Mr. Liddy draws his audience as a Watergate figure, yet consistantly avoids disclosing anything about that incident, borders on false advertising. Moreover, it is not "good finance" to pay nearly $5,000 for a speaker who has said all that he has to say in his book. Since this book and other ones concerning every "type of philosophy available" for "consumption" are themselves available in most local libraries for free and bookstores for purchase, it is not possible that not hiring Liddy to speak here infringes upon anyone's access to what he has to say. A final point, in fact no one was denied the right to pay to see this felon. It is Mr. Ostrowski who wants no dissent as he indulges his curiosity about this strange person, Mr. Liddy, a man of mystery with no secret. Angela Howard Zophy The Ranger needs staffers: photographers •news writers «ad reps Call 228 7 or 2295 or Stop in! We're in WLLC DI73 To the Editor: Chuck Ostrowski's rebuttal of April 15 — if you can call it a rebuttal — misses the point entirely. I don't know whether it was my letter which he was particularly responding to, but if so, some clarification is in order. First of all, I did not suggest that Chuck or any other opinion writers sifted through the editorial pages of other college newspapers before writing their own columns, nor do I recall anyone else suggesting that. I agree that it is not "purposeful" that most campus editorials sound the same — there's no Master Dictator sitting somewhere ordering all student editors what to print — but this does not mean that the lack of diversity is "coincidental." Let's fact it, everyone; it's due partially to the natural tendency of students to be "Utopian" as Chuck states, but it's also due to peer - group pressure and the desire to conform and not sway too far from the line. You don't have to read any other campus newspapers to know what the "correct" campus position is on most issues, and that if you don't agree, you're not quite one of the crowd. The desire to conform is a natural human tendency and there's nothing terrible about it in general, but I would encourage people to be wary of it where the expression of ideas is concerned. Because for any issue, the examination and analysis of all sides is crucial. If peer pressure results in the formation of dogmas on issues, I would encourage people to resist it and to come to their own conclusions independently after careful analysis. And here we're getting to what really amused me about Chuck's attempted rebuttal. Because what he is really doing is defending his own preference for taking positions without any careful analysis at all! He says we have "nothing to lose from viewing situations and problems idealistically" and that it's more "reasonable" to be "utopianish." About political issues? About solutions to problems? Really, Chuck! First of all, forget the "liberal vs. conservative" classification. "Conservatives" are often just as "idealistic" as are "liberals"; witness the large number of them who think the world would bloom with roses everywhere if we were only able to make kids pray in school again. Anyway, I find Chuck's statements in defense of "utopianism" with regard to. proposed solutions a bit naive. And his statements about adults (being "feeble - minded", etc.) only serve to bolster the impression that campus "idealism" is merely a displaced form of jealousy toward Daddy carried over from the Oedipal years. There are plenty of reasons for opposing Ronald Reagan, but his age is not one of them. The defense of utopianism, however, is more frightening. Doesn't Chuck realize that some of mankind's greatest disasters have been due to people who refused to acknowledge that their Utopian ideas were unworkable — Joseph Stalin and the Reverend Jim Jones, for example? Throughout history, refusal to recognize the shortcomings of Utopian ideas has been a recipe for disaster. If for no other reason, Chuck should re - examine hr statements about utopianism, and students should not be swayed by them too quickly. It would be far better for all of us to closely examine all proposed solutions that sound a bit too rosy. Caution is always preferable to carelessness. I wish to make a distinction, however, between idealism and utopianism. Or perhaps, a better way to put it, between personal idealism and political idealism. Political idealism too easily degenerates into the Utopian disaster of advocating solutions without regard to their actual effects. Personal idealism is something different. It is the application of your ideals to your own life; to your own ethical standards and to your relationships with other people. Stretching it a bit, personal idealism could be defined as the ability to be idealistic about life in general (rather than excessively realistic), to perceive the things in life which can't be explained rationally. For instance, a personal idealist will understand when someone associates the breaking of the sun through the clouds with the idea of freedom; a personal reationalist won't know what the heck you're talking about. This quality of personal idealism is essential to anyone who wishes to be able to create anything of artistic and aesthetic value. Unfortunately, one of the great tragedies of recent times has been the inability of many of the world's finest artists to distinguish between personal idealism and political idealism, which has often resulted in their own disgrace even when their artistic ability has been unquestionable. One only has to recall all of the fine artists who made fools of themselves in the '30s by embracing Stalinism as a "great experiment" only later to fall into a (understandable) humiliated silence when it became obvious what it was really all about. I feel that our culture has still not recovered. It so happens that I prefer the company and conversation of personal idealists, such as I described, even though all too often they tend to show the same inability to distinguish the personal and the political. That is their right, but what is especially disturbing is that it seems to be respected by personal idealists, one of the litmus tests that you Continued On Page Six Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager STAFF Edward Beal, Greg Bonofiglio, Carol Burns, Eric Elsmo, rl? ryu a ' Bob Kiesling, Joe Kimm, Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Chuck Ostrowski, Masood Shafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Eric Wichmann, Jeff Wicks. uw"' rkM ,hw >re RANGER is prlntedby the Un?o?Siwaffp dUri " 9 brCakS a " d holidayS' Br&sS Ranger ' univers,,y ° f wis consin paper with one inch margins^Afu^t " ,ypewrit,en ' cioublespaced on standard size eluded for verification ' letter s must be signed and a telephone number inDSnriorTen i,hhe ' d '° r Valid reasons - reserves all editoria? privileges''in publica,ion or> Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1982 winners announced for ICPS I Ande rson resigns, Parkside loses WVinners in the Southeast Shim and advised hv Wisconsin - Northeast Illinois portion of the International Computer Problem Solving Contest sponsored by Parkside have been announced. The contest was held at UW-P and about 400 other testing stations around the world on Saturday, April 17. Fifty teams of one to three persons competed in three divisions at UW-P. The area winners, whose scores will be judged along with those from the other testing stations to determine the top ten world - wide winners, are: Senior high division (grades 10- 12): First place, David Nice and Robert Goll, an independent team from Kenosha and winners in the junior high division for two years and for a second year in the senior division; second place, a Maine Senior High School team from Park Ridge, 111., composed of John Port, Rob Verbrugghe and David Kitchell and advised by Tom Mahon; and third place, an Adlai Stevenson High School team from Prairie View, 111., i ncluding Steve Gould, Jon Shaw and David Shim and advised by Scott Oliver. Junior high division (grades 7- 9): First place, a Prairie School team from Racine including Stephen Schmidt, Dan Shafer and Jonathan Johnson and advised by Bruce Campbell; second place, a Whitnall High School team from Greenfield composed of Scott Trent and advised by Mary Kay Morgan; and third place, a Waukesha area team of Jonathan Sadler, Mark Palmer and Mark Melendes and advised by Walter Sadler of UW-Waukesha. The elementary division (grades 4-6) was won by a team from St. Lucy's School, Racine, including Jennifer Leffleman, Ann Kozich and Shannon Sack and advised by Ken Sack. The winning teams in the area contest were awarded trophies. UW-Parkside Prof. Donald Piele, organizer of the international competition, said results from the 400 testing stations will be sent to UW-P where the world - wide winners will be determined. Last year, students on four continents competed. by Edward Beal For the past five years, Parkside has had the privilege of retaining Mike Anderson, a chemistry 101 level instructor. There is a phrase that is often used, which says "all good things must come to an end." Perhaps that cliche is most applicable in this case. Anderson's leaving is not a result of tenure denial or an administratively denied contract renewal. He chose to resign. When asked what his reasons for leaving Parkside were, he replied, "My job here has no chance for advancement." He added that there were no hard feelings. He explained that he knew what the conditions were when he accepted the job. Placed in the category of being a "specialist / adjunct instructor," Anderson went up for contract renewal every year. He obviously just wanted to excel in his career. Well, he now has that opportunity. Anderson has been offered a research fellowship in Portland, Parkside computer fair held The focus will be on small business applications, graphics and fun and games at the 6th Parkside Computer Fair on Saturday, May 1, in the Campus Union. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Computer Club (PCC) and all sessions are free and open to the public. The program: "Computer Graphics on Display: Siggraph Video Review" by Loren Buchanan of the PCC, from 9 a.m. to noon; "Wang Laboratories and Office Automation" by Donald Benson of Wang Laboratories and "The Atari Computer: State of Graphic Arts" by Steve Hanson of Magic Lantern Computers, Madison, both at 10 a.m.; "I Think It Can Do What They Say It Can: Testimonial From a First - Time Micro - Computer User" by William Todd, director of the Kenosha Community Impact Program, at 11 a.m.; "Software Engineering from the User's Perspective" by Ron Gatterdam, UW-P professor of mathematics and computer Jobs available The Private Industry Council of Southeastern Wisconsin, Inc. will have a limited number of temporary jobs available for current post high school students who will be returning to school in the fall. Most jobs will become available over the summer months and will involve a variety of occupations in the business, communications, health services, and hospitality fields. Students must meet income eligibility guidelines before they are referred to a job opening. Interested students are invited to submit their resume to Mr. Mike Piatt, U.W.P. Job Service, WLLC D-173. science, and a Colortron presentation, both at noon; "Color Computer Graphics Slide Show: Examples in Art, Science and Business" by Buchanan and "The Vanmil Concept" by Telcom Industries, Milwaukee, both at 1 p.m.; "Special Purpose Software for the Small Businessman: Technology and Terminology" by Gatterdam and Tim Fossum, UWP professor of applied computer science, and "Interactive Games Using the Fourth Language" by Bruce Langenbach of PCC, both at 2 p.m.; And, "Online Databases: Electronic Information at Your Fingertips" by Virgil Diodato of the UW-Milwaukee School of Library and Information Science, at 3 p.m. Specific room locations for the presentations will be available at a registration table in the Union. The fair also will include computer displays by a number of vendors. SAVE THE LIBRARY DAY WEDNESDAY, MAY 12 Union Square - Union Pad Free admission Featuring: WHITE LIE 11 a.m.-2:30 p. m. Other Events: Dunk tank, tug - of - war, free throw contest, Kiss - a - thon, beer drinking relays, and more Raffle: prizes include: parking permit, 1 we ek of f ree lunches, 4 season basketball passes, 10 lines of free bowling, $5 Sweet Shoppe gift certificate, $10 food/beverage tickets for The End, 2 free dinners at a dozen local restaurants, and more Coming THE END May 22 & 23 Oregon at the Oregon Graduate Center as a research assistant. The program is closely related to that of an internship. After his first year, he will spend the majority of the time in labs. He will also be given the opportunity to do some research of his own. His response to the question of whether or not he would return to Parkside, he said, "The pay in the chemical industry is significantly greater than that of an academic staff member." On Monday, May 10 at 4 p.m. in the Union Square, there will be a party in Mike Anderson's honor. The party is being organized by some students of Mike's, and Keith Ward, a chemistry professor. The party is open to all students. In the worcte of Keith Ward, "Anderson's been a very, very popular teacher — enjoyable colleague — he's going to be very difficult to replace." From a student's perspective, Mike Scoon told of his encounters with Anderson. Although he hasn't had Anderson for an instructor, he has received numerous amounts of aid with chemistry problems. "His concern was for all students, not just in his classes," said Scoon. Concert of Compositions A concert of compositions by Parkside music students will be presented at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 30, in the Communication Arts Theater. The free public program is sponsored by the Parkside Chapter of the Music Educators National Conference. . Included will be works by David Bremel, Racine Unified School District choral director, and Donald W. Crouch, Kenosha Unified School District choral director. Both have done graduate work in composition at UW-P. Other student composers represented are Jeffrey Clementi, Debbi Gorecki - Roland, Shirley Grothe, Edward Parker and Peter Simon, all of Racine; Patricia Pedersen and Tom Vignieri, Kenosha; and Michael Edgerton, Sturtevant. Community choral ensembles performing in the Gremel, Grothe and Crouch works respectively are The Racine Chorale, the John Bullen Junior High School 7th Grade Boys' Choir of Ke nosha and the senior choir of the First Evangelical Lutheran Church of Racine. All of the students whose works are being performed have studied with Prof. August Wegner andsome also studied with visiting composer Otto Luening during his recent stay on campus. Wondering what to do with your books? CAMPUS BOOK EXCHANGE ^ accepting and selling books. WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE $ $ $ FOR YOUR BOOKS. STOP BY FOR DETAILS. We're On The WLLC Concourse ttuvcrsi^rof "Wisconsin" Farlvside ^ Communication. Arts Theatre April23-24, & April 25,2Pm April 30-AW1, wpm. J.\ \l / / HURRER, IAKNML lichets: Union Info. DcsH & at the DooY" 553-2345 ©1* >53-2042 $2.50 Panuidt Stvdmts,Sta», S«i\io** $3.5© Public CiUWs 4 Thursday, April 29,1982 RANGER "Personal Best" is story of competition and love 11 ...L — — n Mn im fU« by Bob Kiesling There is a temptation, when talking about a film such as "Personal Best," to allow one's feelings to get in the way erf t he perception of what the movie actually is. Anyone can pick up a newspaper or magazine and find a reviewer saying that the film is or is not significant; that it deals with the emotional problems of athletic competition honestly or dishonestly; or whether it is in favor of or against homosexual relationships. Both sides of these questions have been argued pro and con by various film critics. But that is missing the point. The power of this exceptionally frank film is that every viewer can draw his/her own conclusions from the questions at issue. Here's a brief summation of the plot: Mariel Hemingway plays a young athlete, Chris Cahill, who, coached by her father, fails to place in the 1976 Olympic trials. At this meet, she is spotted by Patrice Donnelly, a world - class pentathlete, who sees through Hemingway's athletic reticence the potential to become an Olympic contender and, not the least, a certain amount of p hysical attraction. Hemingway is therefore invited by Donnelly's character Tory to practice with her and her coach, well played by Scott Glenn. After gaining Glenn's approval and getting her competitive act together, she must, at Glenn's insistance, break her emotional ties with Donnelly, who he feels is hurting Hemingway in her ability to compete, especially when Glenn places her in the pentathlon, pitting Tory and Chris in direct competition with each other. It is the two themes, competition and love, that give the movie its direction. The, complication is that the lover is also the competitor. The most disturbing aspect of the film is also a necessary one. In the interest of maintaining the film's fast pace, director Robert Towne chose rather than to show how Chris' personal conflicts are resolved he takes for granted the fact that they are resolved. The audience is shown the what, sometimes the how, but never the why. Even so, by eliminating what Miller times ^ Miller High Life Sa-^e old story. These college guus love you atrniaWt and toss ucm out in the morningare, in effect, the qualifying statements in the film, he has created, right or wrong, a much more direct statement. It is at the expense of some detail, with the added benefit of allowing the audience to draw their conclusions, how perceptive filmmakers maintain their cinematic balance. A technically ambitious film, the production crew often seems to take more risks than the athletes themselves. While the photography is nothing flashy, it never fails to convey the vital details of the current event. But it's the editing and the soundtrack along with it that make the film dynamic as it is. Except for two or three bad cuts, the montaged athletic events, with the associated sound effects, show the events as intensely, violently, emotional, and at the same time, curiously graceful. The screenplay, casting, and acting are right on. Again, nothing frilly, just good common sense. In particular, Hemingway is perfect for her part. She displays the same mixture of awkwardness and grace found in a newborne colt. As her character Chris grows, she grows also, until, in the final sequences she has matured into a full - blown track star and women. While director Towne has been accused of sensationalism in filming the movie's lesbian love scenes, it is largely a personal decision whether or not you would be comfortable with them. For myself, I found them tastefully done and occupying their proper plaee in the grand scheme of the film. But it is up to the individual viewer to find their own meaning here. And that is the power of "Personal Best." Whether viewed in a superficial context, or with a deeper interpretation, it has the potential to become a personal winner. Art lecture to be held "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism" will be the topic of a lecture by Jack Burnham, professor of art at Northwestern University, at 3:30 on Thursday, May 6, at the Univ. of Wisconsin - Parkside in Greenquist Hall 101. The slide - illustrated lecture will explore the significance of Marcel Duchamp's esoteric art and its importance to the development of modern and avant - garde aesthetic innovations. Duchamp, who died in 1968, was one of the most influential and controversial artists of. the twentieth century and is often credited as the originator of p ost - formalist or conceptual art. This lecture is the final one in the free public art history seminar series organized by the Art Discipline at UW - Parkside, (titled "Art, Style, and Society"). Burnham is a specialist in modern and contemporary art, and for the last few years has focused his theoretical research on Duchamp. Originally a sculptor, he received his M.F.A. from Yale University School of Art, and has taught previously at Colgate University. The art history seminar series was funded by UW - Parkside and coordinated by the Art Discipline. c 1981 Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. Ranger needs writers! RANGER Thursday, April 29,1982 Punkers, Poppers, and New Wavers make mark on music scene bvy Joe Kimm _• In England, a band called The Sex Pistols recorded a song called "God Save The Queen." It caused a rage in the British press and started a whole wave of bands called Punk Rock bands. It was about to start a new trend in music for years to come. On the home front, a band called The Ramones was churning out three chord zip songs for middle America. They even made a movie called the Rock and Roll High School which was to star the five piece band. Wendy and the Plasmatics were chopping off baby's heads and playing with pythons on stage to standing room only audiences across the vast midwest as well as both coasts. Other groups resorted to Mohawk haircuts and other gimmicks to maintain this phenomena called Punk Rock. What is punk rock? On the surface, it seems to be rehashed 50's music with a lot of stage gimmicks. It has its roots in Elvis and Bill Haley, who went against the social and musical norms of the day to create a rebellious style of music. It had its counterpart in bands like Kiss and Alice Cooper who borrowed theatrical gimmicks to enhance their shows. Thus, the punk rockers used safety pins, outrageous makeup, far - out hairdo's and wild costumes to further intensify what was already a pretty intense form of music. Imagine four bodies up there, jumping around, wheeling their guitars around and screaming into the microphone such obnoxious lyrics as "Pain Pain is good, Feel it, Reel it, Pain is good . . . ." There was a whole generation of this punk rock music groups which later turned into new wave. XTC, Boomtown Rats, Blown Volkswagens, and The Dead which originated in UK, and later filtered down into the Greenwich Village scene in the lower west side of Manhattan advocated violence, drugs, rebellion and general chaos. The Clash, which was another British band, best personified this anger felt in the young people against the conventions of society and the thin fabric of morality which civilization is generally made up of. They wrote songs on school, drugs, the revolution, the militia, and the general militarism that was going on in the UK between the Catholics and the Protestants, the Irish and the British, and the working class struggle which generated resentment against the wealthy. Burned up The New Wave trend was best initiated in the States by groups like The Cars which combined hooks and musical gimmicks to introduce the masses into this powerful form of music. Groups like The Knack eventually gave way to Joe Jackson and The Pretenders which say great popularity in being hip, chic, and being aware and in tune with the scene. Home - made remedies saw in the way of Talking Heads and the like which combined sixties harmonies with fifties power chords of rock and roll to carry punk rock into a new realm. New Wave was more stylized than punk rock, and advocated being fashionable as opposed to being militant. It led the way in clothes, new sayings and trendy places to dwell in. Power Pop was the next step in the evolution of this finer form of music. It isn't exactly clear what this is, but I gather it is a more refined form of New Wave with more of a song structure and more vocal harmonies borrowed from the sixties. More emphasis was put on lyrics and the whole format was more tightly structured. Song form was highly emphasized, as were the words that fitted into them and there was actually a progression being followed in Signs of the times are 'picture perfect' by Carol Burns Here we go again. The parking lots at Parkside have long been a center of controversy. In fact, so much has been said about them that almost no one really cares to discuss the subject anymore. But regardless of their faults, the lots have one strong point: the signs are in words. Just think — the lots could have been set up with those strange international picture signs. Instead, it was taken for granted that people using the lots can read! This in itself says a lot for Parkside students. Consider a "No Parking at Any Time on This Road" sign. It could easily be replaced by a sign which has a big black "P" with a diagonal red line through it. A sign like that could be interpreted several ways. Besides "No Parking," it might mean "No Passing," "No Parkside," "No Parties," "No Pets," "No Petting;" or it could mean that a certain bodily function is not allowed. There are other simplified signs that can be confusing to a driver: a truck on a small black triangle; stick figures without feet that appear to be walking; pictures of stoplights. In view of budget cuts, is it possible that the last type of sign is to serve as a cheap substitute for the real thing? These new signs are supposedly for the benefit of regular drivers, foreign drivers, and drivers who aren't real sharp in the reading department. In other words, there are people driving around out there who probably cannot read! Somehow, that's not a very comforting thought. The picture signs are not limited to drivers, however. In some areas, there are wordless signs for pedestrians. A white silhouette of a person means walk. An orange hand means don't walk. An orange hand? Come on now! What's wrong with words? Is this a signal of the falling I.Q. of the United States? Does it mean that future generations will lose the ability to read? Are we being cleverly coerced into a world of wordless images? Will "English 101" be replaced by "Fun With Pictures"? Member P arkside 2 00 Mention this a d! & SM US for your Mother's Day Flowers Many Styles — Custom Arrangement Jesoph C. Cucu nato 4433 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wis. Phone 654-0774 * All Major Credit Cards Accepted ' Mother's Day is Sunday, May 9. ^ « ARNESON'S FLOWERS QVudX OU£ Open Mother's Day Sunday, May 9 9-5 OPEN DAILY 7509 22nd Avenue Kenosha. Wl 53140 Phone657-1118 Send flowers to that girl back home. This Mother's Day, remember Mom with an FTD* Big Hug® Bouquet. A beautiful arrangement of fresh flowers in a distinctive Ceramic Pot. Just stop by your nearest FTD® Florist before May 9, and send the FTD Big Hug Bouquet. It's a special Mother's Day gift the girl back home won't ever forget. Send your love with special care. The FTD Big Hug Bouquet is generally available for less than 518.50. As independent retailers. FTD Florists set their own prices. Individual prices may vary. Service charges and delivery may be additional. < 1982 Florists' Transworld Delivery Association. " Registered trademark of Florists' Transworld Delivery Association. "A cooperV^stively owned floral wire and membership service. ' .teafMhtA qe no moriform of chordal structures. It was nearing the pop songs of the sixties in format but with more power and zest put into the song and performance was definitely emphasized. Adam and The Ants received a lot of media publicity when they declared their style of performance, the New Romantics. It was basically a ritualization and glorification of the mating ritual accompanied by chanting and tribal atmosphere. It gained immense popularity and momentum in the early eighties and won acclaim as the definitive new style in the musical scene. Well, that didn't last long. So what's next? Why the Go Go's, of course. Combining New Wave with the old, the Power Pop with the good old fashioned dance rhythms, they paved their way to the top with "We've Got The Beat." So why not with the Go Go's. Why not an all - girl band. So let's go with the Go Go's and we've all got the beat. . . . In The Parkside Union announces "GOING NUTS SALE ff 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Daily 40% OFF ALL N UTS INCLUDING CASHEWS & PISTACHIOS WHILE THEY LAST WEEK OF MAY 3rd THRU 7th COMMUNITY "Let us therefore love one another as far as we are able and by our love draw one another to possess God within us — St. Augustine the Hu6ustinlans Brothers called to a life of community in service to the church. the Hu*ustinians For further information 20300 Governors Hwy A without obligation, write: Olympla Fields. IL 60461 tffi 312 748-9500 6 Thursday, April 29,1982 RANGER Scholarship Day honors many The annual Scholarship Day at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on Sunday, April 25, resulted in awards and honors for more than 70 students. The program included an address by UW-Parkside history professor Thomas C. Reeves, author of "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a major new biography of the Wisconsin senator, and music by The Oriana Trio, resident chamber ensemble at UW-P. The event also included remarks by Prof. Richard Carrington, on behalf of the Campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee which sponsors the program, and Douglas G. Devan, M.D., on behalf of the Parkside Alumni Association. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards: • The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of $400, f or a student interested in ecology, went to John R. Ertl, Racine. • Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $250 each, named for the former University regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, were awarded to Kristine Wendt, Kenosha; and Jeffrey A. Medin, Kenosha. • Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships of $250 each, named for UWParksrde's founding chancellor, went to Donna Marie Felsing, Kenosha; and Kim E. Lindquist, Kenosha. • Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $250 e ach, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to Timothy Scott Houden, Kenosha; Maria A. Veronico, Burlington; Brian J. Passino, Kenosha; and Kimberly A. McLeod, Racine. Premenstrual Syndrome explored The National Association of Social Workers will sponsor the 6th Annual NASW Workshop on Friday, May 7 from 9 a.m. to noon. The issue of Premenstrual Syndrome will be addressed. PMS is the unhappy complex of symptoms affecting a vast number of women. The havoc this syndrome can wreak upon the personal and work lives of its sufferers is obvious. The workshop will address issues of identification, treatment, and prognosis for sufferers and for professionals dealing with clients who may exhibit various symptomology. The fee for the workshop is $5, and it will be held in Tallent Hall. For further information, call Dale Landis, Chairman of the Racine - Kenosha branch of NASW at 636- 3272. / Downtown/Kenosha Elmwood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear University of Wisconsin-Parkside Public forum HELPING THE VICTIMS & THEIR FAMILIES 7:30 p. m., Monday, May 3rd Union Cinema Theater • Louis Ferman, professor of social work and research director, University of Michigan Institute of Labor and Industrial Relations; author of "The Economy and Mental Health" and "Plant Shutdown and Relocation" • Melva Meachem, coordinator, Concentrated Industrial Outreach Division, Illinois State AFL-CIOand director of a n intervention team for communities experiencing large - s cale job loss • Rev. Charles Rawlings, officer for church and society, The Episcopal Diocese of Ohio; former coordinator, ecumenical coalition project on the steel mill shutdowns in Youngstown, Ohio; author, "Community and Capital in Conflict: Plant Closings and Job Loss" • Kenneth Hoover, moderator and Public Forum director; professor of political science, UW - Parkside and UWEX Department of Governmental Affairs FREE AN D OPEN TO THE PU BLIC Co-sponsored by the University of Wisconsin - Parkside and the UWEX Department of Governmental Affairs • Ernst and Whinney Scholarships of $250 each in accounting went to Paula Denig, Racine; and Suzanne Denzine, Racine. • William W. Petrie Scholarships of $250 in labor and industrial relations went to John E. Arnold, Kenosha; and Margaret Lee, Kenosha. • The Johnson Wax Award of $100 in science went to Christopher Robert Sartori, Kenosha, and the Sam Poerio Award of $100 and a traveling trophy for a student in education went to Mary Jo Fleming, Racine. Club Events ••••••••••••••••••••• . . . . . V P P u b l i c R e l a t i o n s , J a y G r a n t ; JVl.b.U. SOC Representative, Kris Schaefer. On April 28, at 1 p.m., the Minority Student Union will be holding their First Annual Awards Day, in Union 106. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE Executive Board election results: President, John Funk; VP Personnel, Carla Chatterton; VP marketing, Mathew Sullivan; VP Promotion, Ross Thompson; Women's Concourse Women's Concourse will meet Wednesday, May 5 in Moln. 113 at 1 p.m. They will be electing new officers and discussing activities for the Library Fund Raising Event. All members are encouraged to attend, and take part. They will need help to make the event a successful one! Stevens Point announces overseas study UW - Stevens Point has announced plans for overseas study programs it will sponsor this summer and fall. The summer offerings are in England and Poland and the fall semester programs are in Germany, Republic of China (Taiwan), England and Poland. Dr. Pauline Isaacson, director of International Programs, said students from throughout the UWSystems and the state's private colleges have traditionally joined Stevens Point collegians in overseas study travel since UWSP offerings were first developed in the late 1960's. She said UW-SP is noted for offering extensive travel at inexpensive prices. Here's a summary of the programs (the price covers travel, tuition, food and lodging): • Summer in Britain — June 7 - July 4 — $1400 approximately with two weeks travel northward to Scotland and 12 days in London. Emphasis will be on theatre and psychology. • Summer in Poland — July 12 - August 8 — $1400 a pproximately with two weeks in and around Cracow in picturesque Southern Poland and 12 days travel northward to Warsaw and Gdansk. Emphasis will be on art and folk art. • Semester in Britain — August 18 - December 10 — $2600 approximately. Students may earn 13-17 semester hours of credit. Principal base will be Britain's capital, London. The first 28 days will focus on Continental Travel Study which will include visits to Amsterdam, Koln, Munich, Salzburg, Florence, Rome, Basel, Paris, Bruges. The price stated will cover air fare, room and board, continental rail travel, side excursions, and Wisconsin Resident Tuition. Each student will be responsible for his own personal costs such as sundries. • Semester in Poland — August 18 - December 10 — $2150 approximately. 13-17 hours of credit. Principal base will be Jagiellonain University, Cracow, Poland. The first 12 days Travel Study will feature visits to Germany, Yugoslavia, Hungary, and Austria. Upon arrival in Poland, the group will have Travel Study To important points of interest, south to the Tatra Mountains, then north to cities of special interest, and the ports on the Baltic. A final 10 days of Travel Study in December will focus on a five day program in Berlin, and visits to Amsterday and Bruges in Belguim. All costs essential to the program are included in the quoted price. Each student is responsible for his own personal costs such as sundries. • Semester in Germany — August 18 - December 18 — $2800 approximately. 13-17 hours credit. This program located in Munich, West Germany, is preceded by visits to other sites in Germany and Austria, including a week's study program in Berlin. Students are introduced to art, architecture, history, and economics, of cities and cultural areas — Hamburg, Regensburg, Augsburg, Koln in Germany and COMPUTER CENTER INFORMATION SESSIONS The main idea behind the sessions is to make available regular times when users can get together informally with the Center's Operations Manager Academic Consultant and Systems Programmer and discuss users' questions, suggestions and concerns. The last of this semester's information sessions for students, faculty and staff who use U. W. Parkside's (PrnTSl""^ 1 thP niTRMeSeaHCh Timesha™g System wrn te held: academic computing system, Monday, May 3; 4 - 5 P. M. MOLN. ill (Faculty Lounge) Students faculty and staff are encouraged to attend any or all of the sessions. auena Salzburg, Innsbruck and Lienz in Austria. At the close of the study program, the group will visit Amsterdam. • Semester in the Republic of China — Au gust 18 - December 10 — $2900 ap proximately. As in the other programs, students may earn 13-17 credits. The program is based at Soochow University, Taipei, Taiwan. Projected Travel Study will be to select areas in Mainland China, if such can be arranged, Hong Kong, and to other parts of the island of Taiwan. Featured are courses in art, Chinese language, and Chinese culture and civilization. Inquiries about the program may be directed to Dr. Pauline Isaacson, Director of International Programs, Main Building, University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point, 54481. Rebuttal misses the point . . . Continued From Page Two must subscribe to their political idealist positions as well. Thus, I am continually bombarded with the feeling that, if I want any respect, I must support handgun banning even though I find it totalitarian, or that I must support ERA even though I find severe dangers in it. This is the type of subtle censorship which I referred to in a previous letter. Lastly, I'd like to say a good word about Chuck — I'm glad he stood up for the right of free speech, as much as I don't care for Gordon Liddy. I would hope, however, that Chuck would reconsider his statements in defense of coming to political conclusions without thorough analysis. I would hope the same for others, but of concern that they will not one day find the true value of their works and achievements marred by a disaster of any Utopian political solution which they may have lent support to. R.K. Becker Treks planned Applications are now available for the American Lung Association Canoe and Bike Treks. Treks are a series of four and eight day planned and guided wilderness adventures. Because Trek Bicycle Corporation of Waterloo, Wisconsin is sponsoring the bike trek, scheduled for June 3-6 in the Kettle Moraine State Forest, all funds raised will be used to support Lung Association programs for asthmatic children. June 10-13 a canoe trek will be held through Sylvania Recreation Area. Canoes and all equipment are furnished. All Treks include orientation sessions for participants designed to lend advice on gear and clothing, and promote sound wilderness ethics. For an application or more information call the American Lung Association at 463-3232. O ut of the metropolitan Milwaukee area, call toll - free: 1-800-242-5160. RANGER Thursday, April 29, 1982 7 Reeves to teach McCarthy course | Student ranks high in math Prof. Thomas C. Reeves, author of "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a new biography of the Wisconsin senator, will teach a special history course with the same title during the fall semester. The 3 - credit class will meet from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Thursdays. Reeves' book is a selection of the Book of the Month Club, History Book Club and Quality Paperback Book Club and has been receiving overwhelmingly favorable reviews in major U.S. newspapers and periodicals. Pre - registration for the fall '82 semester began Tuesday, April 27. Bassis co-authors sociology textbook A Parkside sociologist is a coauthor of a new college - level textbook, "Social Problems," just published by Harcourt, Brace, Jovanovich, Inc. The authors are Michael S. Bassis, Associate Dean of Faculty and Associate Professor of Sociology at UW-P, Richard J. Gelles of the University of Rhode Island and Ann Levine. Baseball Men finally win Continued From Page Eight baseman Dan Sykes followed with two of his own. The men were losing 7-3 until the sixth inning when they scored five runs. John Hyatt came through with a home run for the Rangers. The second game was considerably shorter than the first as it was called after four and one - half innings due to the ten run rule. The final score of the day was 14-1, with such incidents as Rich Salisbury's and Joe Krisiks back - to - back homers. Brian Steinhoff, Parkside's starting pitcher received the victory as Sykes and Salisbury led the attack with three hits a piece. The Rangers will take on George Williams College on home turf tomorrow at 1 p.m. competition A Parkside senior, David Vollmer, is among students who ranked in the upper one - fourth of students participating in the 1981- 82 William Lowell Putnam Mathematical Competition. He was among 2,043 students from 343 colleges and universities in the U.S. and Canada who took part in the competition last December. Results were announced last week. The competition is funded by the Putnam Fund for the Promotion of Scholarship and is held under auspices of the Mathematical Association of America. Vollmer, of 563 Sheridan Road, Racine, has a double major in physics and mathematics at Parkside. Only one other Wisconsin student (from Beloit College) ranked in the competition. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back Best Haircut of Your Life Or Money Back 3519 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 654-61 54 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine, Wi SHair Studio 554-8600 $ REDKEN Salon Prescription Center CLASSIFIED ADS SERVICES OFFERED TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. North Kenosha. Call 551-7438 o r 658-9229, anytime. TYPING for professionals and students. 5 minutes from Parkside. 552-8293 (after 5 p.m.) Write RANGER A Letter! HELP WANTED JOIN US FOR THIS SUMMER and earn tuition, spending money. Compete for $1,000 scholarship. No experience needed. Company training. Start immediately. Car necessary. Interview at Racine Holiday inn, Room 233, Monday, May 3 at 5 p.m. and 6 p.m. sharp! WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect way to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. WANTED ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175, Dick O. FOR SALE FILM - T HEATRE — Shakespeare book sale thru May 5. Quality used and out-of-print books at The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312-6th St., Racine. Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's Birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 18th and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. PERSONALS FORMAL DANCE at Marc Plaza. Female escort needed. Brendan, 962-8081. STILL NEED DATE for Naval Ball on 4/30/82. Brendan, 962 8081. COM' ON GIRLS, use that formal dress in the closet. Brendan. SOMEONE MUST HAVE a formal dress for Naval Ball. Brendan. I HAVE TWO DAYS to find a date. Please I! I Brendan. I'M NOT TRYING TO SOUND FORWARD, just benevolently convincing. Brendan. PEOPLE — put aside your alienation. Get on with the fascination. DAVE: when I get my candlestick, you'll get your letter. BREAD, YEA, YEA! Backseat driving without a driver. Merlin. MARQUETTE CAMPUS PARTY 5/1/82. Any preppy girls interested? Junior, 552 8770. PARKSIDE can be preppier than Marquette! Biff, Junior and Buffy. HEY PREPPIES: It's time to wear your IZOD shirts. Biff. COM' ON GIRLS, don't be so shy. Brendan needs responses. COM' ON ATTRACTIVE GIRLS: Brendan isn't a bad guy. He's alright. TO MY FAVORITE ZOMBIE: How's life with the living? JENNY — The Zombie walks. Signed, Chipmunk. ROBIN: Golf courses and broken tables! Where will it all end? Chipmunk. THANKS J.R. for your help. Rico. LET'S HAVE a new - w ave orgy. Birdman. EVERYBODY, let's get boofed . . . Bruno THE BIRDMAN has arrived from planet X . . . Bruno. PUNKS JERK IT back and forth. Rico. ED — Those who can't see other's point of view have no right to force their opinions on others! SNOOPY Kiss me you fool!! THE PARTY OF GROTHE, PEDERSEN AND LETTER: Br»vo ladies, Bravo! TO ALL WHO HAVE TAKEN SHOTS at CHUCK in the Classifieds: I'm not defending him, but it is a shame that all of that energy was wasted on such child's play. i ^ Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 558-3553 'if it feels like a weekend, it must be Michelob'.' Put a little weekend in your week. 8 Thursday, April 29, 1982 RANGER Softball Women have good week, now 11-7 by Kathleen Pohlman The women's Softball team played a very busy week last week, but started out with a victory against Carthage 12-2. The winning pitcher was Lynn Barth who was also one of the star hitters, batting 3 for 5. Cindy Ruffert also batted well, 3 for 4. The second game started but ended in the fifth inning due to cold and darkness. Even with the bad luck, the women pulled out another win, 3-2. The star batter was Nancy Kivi as she hit a triple with the bases loaded. Michele Martino was the winning pitcher. On Tuesday the women hosted Elmhurst College and won the Bike for MD Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words of Scarlato, "for softies". There will be no support vehicle, and each participant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. first game with a score of 13-2. Lynn Barth, the winning pitcher, along with the other great defense on the team, held Elmhurst scoreless until the seventh inning. Lynn Barth hit a triple and Ann Althaus hit a double. Nancy Kivi went 2 for 3. Due to unreasonable weather the second game was cancelled. However, on Wednesday the weather cleared but the women still had a hard time, losing against St. Francis, 1-0. The loss went to Michele Martino. The game was close but the Rangers just could not score. The second game was tougher and the women lost it, 9-0. Lynn Barth was the losing pitcher. The weekend had a full schedule when the Rangers played in the Chicago Circle Tournament. The first game of the day (Friday) was against North Eastern 111. The loss proved to be vital. The score ended at 6-1. Lynn Barth got the loss. The Rangers had a tough time getting the bats to go. The second game proved to be better. They played St. Xavier for the fourth time this season and won again, 4-1. Michele Martino was winning pitcher. Lynn Barth was the leading batter, 2 for 3 with one triple. Nancy Kivi and Janet Broeren showed great skill and teamwork when they pulled several double plays on St. Xavier. During the game Paula Sandahl was injured when a player slid into her accidentally spiking her in the hand. Coach Linda Henderson does not know when Paula will return to the line up. On Saturday the tournament continued. The first game was against Eastern 111. T he Rangers lost 2-0. Michele Martino was the losing pitcher. The second game was against DePaul and ended victoriously, 3-1. Lynn Barth was the winning pitcher. Janet Broeren went 2 for 2. The Rangers are now 11-7. They play at home at Petrified Springs this Friday against Carthage. They also play on Saturday against St. Francis at home. Baseball Finally!! Victory for men! Photo by Bob Kiesling by Tammy Shuemate Plagued by losses, the Parkside men's baseball team finally broke their six game losing streak when they took on the Carthage Redmen and beat them 7-0 on April 20. The Rangers then took on the Milwaukee School of Engineering in Milwaukee. They were victorious in the first game of the doubleheader 4-1. Brian Steinhoff pitched a three hitter and catcher Carl Tortensen led the hitting with two. The second game also proved to be a victory for the men as they beat Milwaukee once again with a score of 4-2. Scott Hartnell kept Milwaukee to three hits while his teammate Dan Sykes led the Rangers with two hits. Last Saturday proved to be a fruitful day for the baseball team as they played against Lakeland College for the first and only time this year. The first game was a close one, but the men stuck it out to win 8-7. Rich Salisbury led the batting with three hits and second Continued On Page Seven SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. 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Gordon Liddy's current appearance at Parkside. by Ken Meyer Editor Never have I witnessed the commotion and activity surrounding a speaker at this campus. The occasion: convicted felon, and Watergate mastermind, G. Gordon Liddy. Liddy's three - hour program was accompanied by students protesting his appearance on campus, citing that PAB was showing that crime does pay, and a press interview that was 4-1/2 hours after it was scheduled. The interview, originally scheduled for 7 p.m. (Liddy spoke at 8 p.m.) was postponed until after his speech because, according to Coordinator of S tudent Activities Buddy Couvion, Liddy didn't want to have to repeat himself by being asked the same question twice. Some people felt that for $4500, which was Liddy's fee, he should not mind answering the same question twice — after all, he's been on the lecture circuit for a few years now, so he knows how to give his programmed answers. The one thing I noticed, listening to the many questions from the politically diverse audience, was that Liddy, being the astute speaker - on - the - circuit that he is, was able to "answer" the questions by avoiding the point of the question and slanting his reply to what he wanted to say. The crowd was so immense that the 683 c apacity in the cafeteria did not suffice in holding the number of people present. The solution to the problem was that the late - comers without advance tickets had the choice of not attending or sitting in the Union Cinema Theater where Liddy's speech was piped in over the sound system. But they still had to pay the same price to hear him while almost 700 people were able to see and hear the fearless exFBI agent and government official speak about "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality." Those in the theater were allowed to stand in the back of the cafeteria after 20 minutes, giving ticket - holders the first chance to have a seat. Photo by Mark Sanders LIDDY spoke to approximately 700 people. April 23 "Thurber Carnival" to open "A Thurber Carnival," the zany comic revue which showcases both the visual and verbal wit of one of America's favorite humorists, is the Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline's spring production, on stage for the next two weekends in the Communication Arts Theater. Performances are at 8 p.m. on April 23, 24 and 30 and May 1 and at 2 p.m. on April 25. Admission is $2.50 for UW-P students and staff and for senior citizens ; $3.50 for others. Advance tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center and reservations may be made by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Thurber's special view of homo - Americanus first appeared in New Yorker magazine cartoons and sketches. They gained a new dimension in a Broadway stage production in 1961 which featured Liddy spoke for about one hour and fifteen minutes before answering questions from the audience. His speech consisted of such topics as the draft, the U.S. - Russia weaponry war, spying, government spending, government bureaucracy, and his life history, including stories about the FBI and his trial for his part in the Watergate scandal. Among the comments he made were: On the draft, he has told his son, "Count on it being a part of your life." Liddy said that the Soviets have a larger military reserve and while the United States' armed forces consists of 17 divisions, Russia's is made up of 180 divisions. Spies, according to Liddy, "are the nation's ears and eyes." Spies look for two things: what are the capabilities of other nations (friend or foe) and what are their intentions. Concerning Ronald Reagan's economic policies, Liddy offered one of his many analogies: "You can burn a house down in a night, but you can't rebuilt (it) in a day." Liddy said that 77% of the federal budget is out of control and nothing can be done until Congress changes the laws, but it won't. Aides within a presidential administration, said Liddy, are not friends and are continually jockeying for top position to the President. That can be seen by looking at the Nixon administration in which Liddy was a Photo by Mark Sanders PROTESTORS were quite evident outside the door of the cafeteria, where Liddy spoke. part of. Liddy summarized his autobiography, "Will," saying how he went through the FBI as an agent for five years, became a deputy prosecutor in the ultra - conservative Duchess County in New York and finally maneuvered his way to Washington, D.C. as a part of the Treasury Department. Liddy took pot shots at many others involved in the activities in Washington, including John Dean, Daniel Ellsberg and Judge John Sirica. Ellsberg leaked what became known in the media as "The Pentagon Papers," which gave the detailed history of American involvement in the Vietnam War. In another of his many analogies, Liddy compared "The Pentagon Papers" to playing a poker hand with somebody from the opposing side standing behind you looking at your carcb. Liddy conceded that the editors of the New York Times, which ran "The Pentagon Papers," did not print all of the information leaked to them because some of the information was a serious threat to national security. But, Liddy pointed out, somebody gave all the information, including the highly sensitive material, to the Soviet Embassy, ruining the U.S.'s "poker hand." Sirica, who presided over the Watergate hearings, was referred to as "his eminence" by Liddy, who criticized Sirica to the fullest. Liddy said Sirica had two problems, the first not being Sirica's fault — "he was born stupid." Sirica's second problem, according to Liddy, was that while he gave many pronouncements on the law, Sirica wouldn't touch the issue of pre - trial publicity. Liddy said the pre - trial publicity of the Watergate trial was the biggest since the Lindbergh kidnapping. Liddy facetiously called Sirica "Time's Man of the Year" and went on to say that one of the jurors was found not to be able to speak English. The whole episode, according to Liddy, was sealed on orders from Sirica, who would have felt embarrassed if word leaked out. Liddy was sentenced to 21-1/2 years in prison for his part in the Watergate scandal, which he labeled as "political intelligence gathering." Liddy does not regard the Watergate break-in, along with breaking into Ellsberg's psychiatrist's office, as an illegal act because those laws don't apply to the President "or somebody acting for him" when national security is involved. When he went to prison, Liddy Continued On Page Three Committee investigates harassment Peggy Cass and Tom Ewell and captured a special Tony award. The revue includes such Thurber classics as "Walter Mitty" and "The Night the Bed Fell" and "Fables for Our Time" like "The Little Girl and the Wolf" and "The Unicorn in the Graden." All reflect the Thurber theme of the little guy battered by a bewildering civilization. Members of the cast, appearing in multiple roles, are Vicki Knapp, Racine; Rebecca Julich, Racine; Mary Beth Kelleher, Kenosha; Patricia Casciaro, Kenosha; John Vocino, Kenosha; John Miskulin, Racine; Andrew Brhel, Cudahy; Scott Reichelsdorf, Kenosha; and David Schroeder, Kenosha. Leon Van Dyke directs, scenic design is by Charles Erven and costumes by Barbara Thompson. All are members of the dramatic arts faculty. by Pat Hensiak News Editor Sexaual harassment is thought to be by many a touchy subject. It is difficult to determine what type of behavior falls under sexual harassment, and what does not. On a finer scale, Parkside is developing a means of education and awareness to sexual harassment and is establishing a way to informally resolve any cases of sexual harassment. The definition of sexual harassment has been described as follows in the policy statment: unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and other physical conduct and ex- • pre ssive behavior of a sexual nature where: (1) submission to such conduct is made either explicitly or implicitly a term or condition of an individual's employment or education; (2) submission to or rejection of such conduct by an individual is used as the basis for academic or employment decisions affecting that individual; or (3) such conduct has the purpose of effect of substantially interfering with an individual's academic or professional performance or creating an intimidating, hostile or demeaning employment or educational environment. Sexual harassment is considered a form of sex discrimination. The situation may occur in a number of varieties. The common element that all of these situations share is some sort of inappropriate introduction of sexual activities or comments into the work or learning experience. The relationships involved can be of unequal power, in compliance with requests for sexual favors as a criterion for granting work, study or grading benefits, or the relationship can be one of equal power and repeated sexual advances or demeaning verbal behavior can have a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or work in an academic setting. A concerted effort is being made to protect employees and students from sexual harassment. The establishment of programs to educate members of the university community on the subject of sexual harassment, and to make them more sensitive to its forms and damaging consequences, is being worked out at this time. The main purpose of the educational function being to make people aware of the definition of sexual harassment, and to inform them of the psychological impact of sexual harassment. It is important that the university community be made aware of the differences between legitimate behavior and inappropriate behavior. The program will be implemented by the sexual harassment advisory committee. The committee will assist those people who feel they are victims of sexual harassment. The role of the committee member will be one of a mediator. Committee members are individuals to whom the victim can go and talk, on an informal basis and confidentially. The committee member will then approach the accused and talk with them on an informal basis. In this format, everything is informal and confidential. Perhaps a resolution can be reached, never having to put a complaint in writing. Within the policy statement, the functions of the Advisory committee are as follows: • To advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; • To advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment to increase their sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it. • To assist in informal mediation efforts when so requested by the Chancellor or Chancellor's delegate; • To serve in an ombudsman role in matters relating to sexual harassment; • To give advice, counsel, and assistance to members of the university. Members of the Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee are Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson, representing the faculty; Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems, representing classified staff; Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner, representing academic staff; Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak, representing students. If a university member feels mistreated, they should contact one of the above mentioned. 2 Thursday, April 22,1982 RANGER /'before we settle down to vote ON T HE RESOLUTION A GAINST GUN C ONTROL I'D L IKE T O T HANK BUCK SC HATZMAN FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL PLAQUE OF THE SECOND AMENDMENT HERE. To the E ditor Research does not make a good teacher the opposition to G. Gordon Liddy? by Chuck Ostrowski Last Monday, Parkside had the good fortune to be exposed to a point of view not usually presented. I am referring to G. Gordon Liddy, the author of WILL, his testimonial about the Watergate scandal of a decade ago. A controversy erupted several weeks ago when Liddy's appearance was announced. Petitions were circulated in protest of Liddy receiving $4500- for his lecture on Monday. More useful and needed items could be purchased with that kind of money, the argument went. Paying a criminal to broadcast his views and ideas was not in the best interests of the students here, whose tuition was used to pay for Mr. Liddy's lecture. However, others argued that G. Gordon Liddy is a historical figure directly involved in an illegal break - in and wire - tapping that led to the disclosure of other crimes now headlined under the common term "Watergate." Mr. Liddy is directly part of a scandal that forced the President of the United States to resign his office. That doesn't happen all the time, and to be part of anybody connected with this historical event whose effects are unprecedented is something we should all be supporting, not challenging. But I really don't believe that opponents of Mr. Liddy were necessarily concerned about paying him $4500. Although that is a significant amount of money it is certainly not a large percentage of the overall UW budget. I do believe, however, that those opposed to his presence here were practicing what could be called "liberal fascism." This amounts to opposing any point of view that is to the far right of their own. Of course, I'm sure these students wouldn't mind Liddy appearing here if he paid all the expenses, including lights and hot water. But we'd certainly be unable to have him speak if that was the case. So, in order for us to hear Mr. Liddy's extraordinary views, expenses must be paid by us. It's the price we pay to educate ourselves with an assortment of views. I also cannot help but think that if a convicted felon from the left, like Abbey Hoffman, lectured here for the same fee and petitions were circulated protesting his appearance, the same students screaming because of Liddy's presence would be screaming "fascism" in response to opposition of Hoffman. This whole atmosphere equating money with particular points of view is wrong. It really shouldn't matter the amount of money we have to pay to hear any type of view. (Of course, this whole system of whoever has the money to spend gets what he or she wants is wrong, but that's another topic.) What should concern everybody, though, is that any type of philosophy available for us to consume should be gotten. This is college, where exposure to Reaganism and Maoism should happen at the same level. Decide for yourself. That's why I cannot understand opposition to Liddy. To deny others the chance to hear him because you don't agree with him is something that regularly happens in the USSR. And I'm sure Parkside's resident leftists would not all like to be accused of censorship, since that would definitely contradict what they should stand for: freedom to exposure to all ideas, regardless of each's meaning or effects. But maybe our residents aren't as radical as they regard themselves. How else could you explain their reaction to an often incoherent extremist like G. Gordon Liddy? Editor: As a non - tr aditional student at Parkside, I am really concerned by the policies regarding teacher contracts. I think my years of life experiences, including raising children, have given me some insight into what can be great about schools and what can be damaging to the students. The answer to both is 'teachers'. Unfortunately, in the elementary and secondary schools, good teachers are definitely the exception rather than the rule. The same situation seems to exist here at Parkside, where teachers are judged on the basis of their research. What are the requirements of this research, and who is capable of judging? The administration seems to think students are completely incapable of passing judgment on a teacher ; I think they are more capable than an instructor's peers, whose judgment is often influenced by petty politics or imagined threats to their positions. I find it absolutely incredible that this condition exists here. It should not surprise me, I suppose. So many people my age just accept things as they are, without looking beneath the surface or asking questions. I have seen some really awful teachers — both in public and private sphools — and could not believe that other parents were unaware of them. Or perhaps it was ignorance, or unconcern. These same people, returning to school, would probably not care if they had mediocre teachers. The traditional students, too, seem very tolerant of poor teaching. This is probably because they simply have had so many bad ones they don't expect anything better. Most of these students questions things about our society, and are much more politically aware than I was at their age. Making changes is not an easy process, but young adults today certainly have the intelligence and energy to bring it about. Good teachers teach their students to THINK. But perhaps that is not considered desirable by everyone. People are much more easily controlled, and society much less complicated, if no one questions anything. Kindness and caring are traits that are necessary for a good teacher. Those that make petty rules, with infractions punishable by lower grades, must be very insecure and resort to trivial methods to exert their authority. But perhaps the subject matter does not lend itself to dedication. Even a machine could fill one's head with cold, hard facts, necessary for technical fields, I suppose, and certainly valued — money wise — in our society today. Behavioral science, on the other hand, where one is dealing with people and not machines, requires special instructors. Jim Bearden is one of these. Along with a few other really special sociology teachers, he is what teaching should be about. It's unfortunate that more students do not take courses with these instructors; it is an enlightening experience. The world needs people who care about other people. Teachers certainly should set an example by treating students as the intelligent people they are, and by teaching them to think. Otherwise, who will question the actions of our government, especially now when our country is contributing to the slaughter of i nnocent people in other countries, while ignoring starvation and poverty here at home? I hate to think that this university favors research - minded instructors who do not have the inclination, or are not allowed the time, to be dedicated teachers. Somewhere along the way the real purpose of schools has been lost: namely, to teach students. I wonder how many taxpayers are aware of this trend, and how would they vote if given a choice: Should your tax - supported university be for teaching or research? Lorene Wynn Views on punk rock were "slanted" Dear editor: In response to a letter your paper printed last week, we feel the public has a "right to know" the truth in regards to the punk rock phenomena. The purpose of this short, buf pertinent, letter will be to highlight the misconceptions in Mr. Kiesling's recent rebuttal. We now will turn our attention to the issue at hand. Mr. Kiesling (or Bob; far be it for us to intrude on the "power of the individual"): Your rebuttal has been acknowledged. However, in the interest of fairness (so staunchly advocated by John Rawls), we feel it is our obligation to the public to reveal the truth. This letter will concern itself with punk rock and its underlying concepts. Previous to the construction of our earlier article we researched several areas of the phenomena (which we call punk rock) from different sociological and philosophical perspectives. From this information it is plainly visible that our statements were not the expression of two irate individuals, but instead the response of society at large. You stated you have never met anyone who described the "genre" as "intolerable and disgusting," and hope never to meet anyone who Stop opposition to punk rock Dear Editor, We're writing in reply to the letter on stopping punk rock. We were very impressed by the grammar and usage of the English language, however, we felt the letter was quite repetitious and the point simple enough to have been condensed into one paragraph, therefore our point shall be kept short. We felt discouraged by the narrow thinking expressed in the letter. While it is true that punk rock is basically an anarchist movement, and that if ignored would vanish, letters of this negative type keep the punk fires burning. Punk rock has flourished because of negative media attention. Every time the words "punk rock" are mentioned, another curious person becomes interested in finding out what it is all about. Thus letters such as the one that appeared in the Ranger two weeks ago helped the movement more than it hurt it. What really scares us is the flipped - out way in which the authors of the letter in question regard the first Amendment to the Constitution of these United States. Sure, they have freedom of speech, but why should they criticize and infringe on punk - rockers' rights on Freedom of Expression? They would ban punk rock just because they didn't like it. What if they didn't like organized religion? Should we ban it? To tell the truth, while punks loudly desecrate the American way, and expand the ways of Anarchy, they actually revere the U.S. and Democracy, at least in relation to Socialism and Communism. Democracy is the only system in which punk rock could exist. Thus we say that although punks and punk rock may express the unjustness of today's Democratic system, fear not that they will ever become an organized group vowing to spread anarchy ; how can anarchy ever become organized? Obviously, those authors are very close minded in the view of people they don't understand. It is this kind of view that breeds prejudice which therefore induces more separation of the people which is just the opposite of what our society needs today. This kind of clear cut good and evil is encouraged by Communist countries, in which, from what we've seen in the letter, "How Can We Stop Punk Rock?", the authors would have nothing to complain about if they lived in one since the government would already dictate how the people act, dress refers to it as "indignant." Obviously you have certain social boundaries outside of which you must rarely venture. In fact, the three terms must be used consecutively, in one thought, to capture the impact concerning Middle - America's viewpoints on punk rock. I am not speaking of the Middle - American offspring of the late fifties and early sixties, I am speaking of t he mature Middle - America: the working man. If you still question the truth of such assertions, we can give you the names and addresses of various social establishments, where you can encounter a myriad of people and ascertain whether our earlier statements were objective. In reference to your inference that capitalistic society advocates the rock music industry (in lieu of its monetary input), we should like to point out that prostitution and pornography are also multi - billion dollar businesses within the capitalistic structure. It is evident capitalistic society does not advocate these degenerative practices, yet they flourish. Why? We feel the real problem is the ever - increasing, egocentric power of the individual and its ever - rising consequent: a lack of social responsibility. Such a dilemma is analogous to a stubborn and spoiled child, who always wants to receive and never replace. In essence, the individual has been allowed to roam free without regard to the costs society has to bear. Thus, individual autonomy has become perverse. In summary, we see that although certain practices exist in a capitalistic culture, they are not necessarily a benefit to that culture — they are a detriment. Speaking of individualism, you have conveniently disregarded (with or without intent) the main crux of our first letter. It seems you have not comprehended the negative aspects of a founand think. We feel that no one should criticize punk rock unless it really affects them. No one has to be involved in it. So why don't those two authors just listen to their own advice and ignore it. Just let it be!!! . - - The Deviants dationless individualism as advocated by modern arm - chair philosophers (i.e. Jean - Paul Sartre). This individualism, based on moral and personal freedom, is closely related to punker ideology. Furthermore, it is an individualism no one has been able to completely live up to. Bob, if you cannot grasp philosophical jargon, then do not attempt to refute philosophically based arguments. Your letter also contained a misconception concerning Neo - Darwinism (relating back to 1935). Perhaps if you had read the letter a bit more discriminantly you would have realized we did not advocate a "right - wing totalitarian" government (in fact, we claimed it was neither ethical or workable). Regardless, in theory it would be a way to rid our capitalistic society of the punk rock menace. In closing, you have, like punk rock, failed to provide a viable and rational alternative to capitalism. Punkdom, based on anarchy, only reinforces our original concept of punk rock as a trivial and socially "indignant" cult. As you saw in our previous article, this warrants society a right to extinguish and dismantle it. By the way Bob, we view disco as socially distasteful and thus, extinguishable also. Bob, we do appreciate your concern, even though your crucial issues were expressed from a subjective point of view (or what journalists term as a "slanted" viewpoint). One final suggestion, if you wish to broaden your musical scope you should try listening to the socially and individually redeeming music of Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys. Jack Zurawik and Dave Odders RANGER Thursday, April 22, 1982 3 Liddy Continued From Page One said, he saw fear on the faces of the prison guards and prisoners after revealing his educational background. (He earned a bachelor of science degree from Fordham College and a doctor of law from the Fordham Law School.) The most powerful weapon one could have, said Liddy, is education. This statement didn't really prove itself to be reliable when Liddy later answered questions from the audience concerning education. Liddy first joked about the question and answer session, as he did with many other topics throughout the evening, and corrected the English used by the first person posing a question. Repeatedly throughout the rest of the question and answer session Liddy evaded the basic issue of the questions and answered what he wanted to say. Or else, he gave one insignificant example to try to prove a point that couldn't be summed up in one selective example. The first question dealt with how the U.S. and the Soviet Union will go about the Cold War — wi ll war break out or will there be peace? Liddy said that when you prepare for peace, you also prepare for war and that with the nature of man, your enemies will attack you. He compared it to the Law of the Yukon — the weak shall perish while the strong will thrive. Asked how America can get strong and maintain a free society without major, inhibiting fears, Liddy said about Reagan, "He has a chance (to do so) as long as you the American people have patience. Reagan knows what to do — all we have to do is let him do it." Liddy said that one major problem is that the current federal economic program is not exactly what Reagan asked for, so he can't be blamed if t he program fails. Liddy said that the television movie based on his autobiography was O.K. but that the original three - hour version was edited an hour and the story was fictionalized a bit. One question, from a conservative audience member, pointed out that some people (mainly him) didn't want tax money going for social change, but would rather have it go towards political change. Many people in the audience amazedly listened to the point of the "question" (which was more of a statement than a question). That shows the diversity of the audience — the entire political spectrum that exists in the American political system (which isn't all that much, by the way) was represented in the audience and heard from the opposing viewpoints. In response to a question about Richard Nixon's drinking while in the White House, Liddy said, "I never saw him drunk or even the slightest bit under the influence of alcohol." The subject of nuclear war was brought up and the point was raised that why does American have to match Russia in conventional warfare weaponry when the war will be a nuclear one. Liddy said the U.S. needs more tanks if we don't want Russia to take over Europe. "If we want to be isolationists, we don't have to worry about tanks until they come from north and south," Liddy said. He also said that the worry is more likely to come from the south considering the Soviet influence in Central America. Liddy said that although he recommended it be done, he was not ordered to kill Washington columnist Jack Anderson, who wrote a revealing story that endangered a spy's life. Liddy said the government was justified to have Anderson killed ("All governments commit homicides from time to time to protect their nations."). Some students asked Liddy whether he approved of cutting programs such as education to build up the national defense. Liddy said, "Yes." Liddy said you cannot increase intelligence with education — it's the raw material that really counts. Liddy said that people are trying to "put a price on our freedom — a nd that's one thing we can't afford to do." He said people are still able to receive a higher education — " It can be done — it just takes a little courage." Asked what he would be doing now if he didn't get caught in Watergate, Liddy said, "I'd probably be slaving away in the Reagan administration." He was also quuck to point out that he doesn't know Reagan and that he's never been offered any type of job with the administration. Looking back over his speech and answers, many people, including myself, found Liddy to be very condescending toward negative questions. "Let me explain to you how it works ..." is a sample start of on e of his replies that eventually would ignore the point of the question and consist of what he wanted to say about the topic at hand. If he didn't ignore it, Liddy would touch on the specific issue very vaguely and then proceed on his merry way to wherever he wanted to go. Another problem was Liddy turning the tables on the people asking questions by going for a laugh when asked about a touchy Photo by Mark Sanders LIDDY shows his scarred left hand to person who asked to see it during the question - and - answer period. issue. After disarming the questioners with humor (sometimes funny, sometimes not) Liddy then answered the questions in what I believe are his programmed answers that he knows so well after being on the lecture circuit for a few years. A sad point about his jokes — the audience laughed and acknowledged Liddy when Liddy brought up killing John Dean and Jack Anderson. I hope that that doesn't directly reflect the nature of today's society — th at criminal government officials are spared the application of the law because they are who they are, and, after serving one - fifth of their prison term (if they get one) they are let loose on the lecture circuit to make a lot of money. And the people support them. Liddy did not allow taping of t he program because, if broadcast, it would "lower his market value." The no taping rule is a double standard considering he was addressing about 700 people (making it definitely "public" in the legal sense of the word) while Liddy illegally wire - tapped many people throughout his career. Concerning his market value, the question was raised whether or not Liddy's $4500 fee was too much. Although I feel people received their money's worth for two, three or four dollars because hearing different viewpoints is necessary to become politically mature, I feel that the $4500 fee was too much to pay. If you can't put a price on freedom, education, etc., you certainly can't put a price (such a high one) on becoming politically aware. Overall, the evening was very stimulating and interesting, but the question of whether or not it tfas worth the money bringing Liddy here has not — and probably cannot — be satisfactorily answered. Q.: How does it feel knowing that many people don't like you? A.: By definition reputation means what other people think of you. That's not within your control. By contrast, by definition, character means what you really are. There's no way in the world I can affect your character — only you can affect your character. Character is 100% in your control and your reputation is not in your control. Wtat I do is not really worry or care about reputation. I just concentrate on character. Q.: You had a lot of ways you met your fears head on to eliminate them. Are there any you prepared for, meeting your fears in prison? A.: By then I didn't have any. When I went into prison my attitude was not somehow in here I must survive. My attitude was the way it is whenever I go into any situation and that is somehow in here I shall prevail and let these poor bastards survive me. Q.: In your book you said you would have had no qualms about breaking the law if so ordered by your superiors or if it was something good for the government. Yet you have this very negative attitude towards people in the '60s who practiced civil disobedience as a protest to the Vietnam War. Is there a discrepency there? A.: In the book I made the distinction as to what I w ould and would not do. Between malum in se, evil in and of itself, which I have never been asked to do and wouldn't do even if I were asked, and malum prohibitum, which means the abscence of statutes prohibiting it, is morally indifferent. I don't have any quarrel with an individual who elects to practice civil disobedience providing that the individual is willing to do what I did. You get caught, you get convicted, you go to jail. What kind of annoys me about those people is that when they get caught, get convicted and go to jail they start to whine and play the violin and snivel, and that does not inspire in me either respect or confidence. An interview with G. Gordon Liddy Q.: Do you really believe that if John Dean hadn't talked that you could have kept a lid on Watergate? A.: Absolutely. He and (Jeb) Magruder. You'd have to add Magruder into that. Q.: What's your views on El Salvador and how should the U.S. go about aiding them or not aiding them? A.: El Salvador is a leftist government under attack from the right and from the Communists. There are perhaps, tops, 6500 Communist guerrillas which are attacking from that side. They are, however, being directed by very sophisticated directional and communicational equipment mounted in Nicaragua. They're being armed by the Soviets and Cuba and Nicaragua. What we ought to be doing is pretty much what we are doing, which is economic aid because what these Communists are doing are attempting to destroy the ability of the peasants to be able to raise food. They do that by blowing up water conduits and blowing up dams so they can't get their products to market. As for military stuff, primarily what we ought to be doing is training their people. It doesn't do any good to send over 60 helicopters if they've only got nine pilots. Q.: Do you see any relation between El Salvador and Vietnam? A.: No, and I'll tell you why. El Salvador is closer to Washington D.C. than many major cities in the U.S. Vietnam is 9 - 10,000 miles away. El Salvador, as I said, you have 6500 Communists. They aren't all that well organized amongst themselves nor have they been for that long. Whereas in Vietnam you had a Viet Cong infrastructure that went back all the way to . . . post WWII. Q.: How do you feel about gun control? A.: Well, first of all, my position in respect to guns is that I was in a business in which a gun was as much a tool as that pencil is to yours . . . When you're in something like the FBI a gun is a tool and you would be well advised to master it. There is also the extra added element in the fact that the mastery of that gun is the best life insurance policy you could ever buy in that kind of v ery dangerous business. Gun control doesn't work, never has. We have 22,000 gun control laws on the books of this country today. Another one isn't going to help it any. If (I had) a magic wand and I could go 1, 2, 3 and every gun — shoulder guns, shotguns, handguns — i n the U. S. would just vanish in a puff of smoke overnight, you'd still have 96.4% of a ll serious crime ... as defined by the FBI. Q.: How about guns and domestic quarrels, suicides, accidents with children? A.: There are relatively few accidents with children. You do have domestic quarrels . . . When you get an individual in such a rage that he is ready and willing to take the life of his wife, if he's got a gun he'll use it. If he doesn't have a gun, he'll pick up an iron and bash her skull in, pick up a kitchen knife and cut her liver out. That's what that kind of murderous rage will do. I've been in prisons and the professional criminals tell me they hope that there is gun control because there's absolutely no way that anyone is going to stop them from having a gun. They would be delighted to have the assurance that when they go in someplace that they're not going to be opposed by (someone who) has a gun who could possibly blow them away. Q.: How long have you been on the speaking circuit? A.: Theoretically, I suppose I started in 1978. I got out of prison in late 1977. T o the extent that I lecture now, which is about 80 universities and colleges a year and about 70 of what we call corporate dates, all of which are not for corporations. Q.: And you get $4500 for each speech? A.: No, sometimes I get considerably more. Q.: How long is this going to be lucrative? A.: I'm told for as long as I want to do it, probably for the rest of my life. Q.: Is that what you'll do? Do you have anything else? A.: Well, I hope to get some rest. For example, I just came from Berkeley today. Tomorrow I go to North Carolina, then I go to Buffalo, Indianapolis, Daytona Beach and I hope that at some point I'll be able to take it a little easier because I have two other businesses I have to attend to also. I am one of the owners of Gemstone Security; we have a full - service industrial security corporation. I also have to spend one week out of every four in Florida, where I tape, two a day, the syndicated television show "Cause and Effect." I'm going to go right back to what I'm doing now. Then I have to write an article for Playboy, then I gotta write another book. I'm negotiating to sell one of my other books now for a movie, so I really have a lot of things that I have to do. Q.: What kind of books are you writing? A.: The first one I wrote was fiction and the one they want me to write next will be another fiction book. Q.: Are they about all you know about covert operations? A.: You know, they say write about what you know. I'm not at all sure that I could turn out a very credible novel about the inside story on life in a girls' school. Q.: How did your family take Watergate? A.: Well, adverse circumstances are going to do one thing or the other. They're either going to defeat you or make you much, much stronger. (The axiom goes) what does not kill me makes me stronger. And that's how it worked out with my family. Q.: Do you want your children to follow in your footsteps? A.: No, I would want my children to follow life as they perceive life ought to be . . . What I tell my children is you do what you want to do and whatever it is you be the very best at it possible. Q.: Do you think that we could have a conventional war with the U.S.S.R.? A.: If you mean, do I think we could have a real war with the U.S.S.R. with neither side using nuclear weapons — n o. Once the genie's out of the bottle, it's out of the bottle. Q.: Do you believe in the possibility of a limited nuclear war? A.: I'm not at all sure that there's any such thing as a limited nuclear war. Period. Q.: Let's say a limited exchange — they throw one at us, we throw one at them and that's it. A.: I don't know. I can you know, speculate on a scenario, if you will, in which they throw a thing at us and we throw one at them and both are so horrified out of it that no one goes further. I don't know. What I know is the nature of man. Q.: Are you still on parole? A.: No, that was a little joke I always tell. Q.: Do you carry a gun? A.: I'm not allowed to carry a gun. However, Mrs. Liddy has quite a few guns in the house. And if somebody were to come through the window in my house I would not hesitate to blow him right out the other side of it. Q.: Do you still burn yourself? A.: No, the reason for that is that just as in weightlifting you have to keep increasing the weight, otherwise it doesn't do you any good. And the last time I did it, which was years ago, I was told by the surgeons that if I did it any more severely I would disable myself. At that point you are clearly at the point of what they Continued On Page Seven 4 Thursda y, April 22,1982 RANGER WOW! What A Selection PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 pm • S PE AR M I NT LEAV ES • J UBE J EL LS • C AR AM ELS • C AR A M EL BULLIES • ROYALS • T OF FE ES • J O TS • B RI DGE M IX • M A L TED MILK BALLS • CHOC. C RE M E D RO P S • CHOC. R AISIN S • CHOC. P E A NU TS • P E A NUT B U T TER C U PS • STA RS • Y OG U RT P E A NU TS • CAROB M A L TED MILK BALLS • CAR OB P E A NU TS • S UN FL OW ER SE EDS • CARIBBEAN DELICACY • CALIFORNIA MIX • S TU D E NT FOO D • GIANT CASHEWS • NATURA L PISTACHIOS • SPA NISH P E A NU TS • BLA N C HED P E A NU TS • Y OG U RT RAISINS • Y O G U RT S E S A M E B RITTLE • RED SKIN P EA N U TS • M INT COO LERS • STA R LIGHT MINTS • SOUR BALLS • CINN AMON DISKS • C O F FEE • BUTTERSCOTCH DISKS • ROO T B EER B A R RE LS • P O PS • P E A N UT B U T T ER KISSES • P EP PE RMI N T KISSES • LICORICE B UL LIES •JELLY BEA NS • ASS ORTED P ER KYS • O R A NGE S LICES Burned u p Daylight can't be saved by Carol Burns As the semester draws to a close, Parkside students might be asking themselves why it seemed to take forever. This spring term was three weeks longer than fall's term to start with, but that's not all that has added to its length. No, students, we've been duped. We spent the majority of the present semester in regular time, as opposed to "Daylight Savings Time." The switchover happens again this weekend. Sometime during the night between Saturday and Sunday, we will "lose" an hour. That means that for the next six months, the days will only be 23 hours long, and for the last six months they've been 25 hours long! Just keep in mind that all homosexual. Dyan Cannon has always struck me as a pretty good actress trying to break out of one - dimensional roles. Not that the role of Sidney Bruhl's airy wife in this film has a hell of a lot of depth, but it's not a cardboard role either. And Cannon plays it to the hilt, displaying an acting talent I didn't know she had. Or maybe she just never got a chance to show it off. Continued On Page Five these days actually consist of 24 hours. (Have I lost you yet?) Who set this mess up anyways? Exactly what are we saving? Daylight cannot be saved, except on pictures or movies. It can't be frozen. And it's all really too bad. It sure would be nice to move daylight around. Then we could use it the way we can use video - tape - recorders. Daylight Savings Time has one major flaw: It should have been arranged so that the 25 - hour days came in summer, when the weather (hopefully) is better. Instead, the winter days are longer, even though they're shorter. The present set - up is also detrimental to students — just when we really need all the extra time to catch up on classes, write papers, etc., it gets taken away from us. Well, maybe it's not all that bad: Tuition could have been set up by hours in time instead of hours per semester. Maybe someday it will be the same time everywhere, even though it has got to be earlier or later somewhere else. I now leave you, totally confused. If you want to know what time it is, ask somebody else — I'm planning to lose my watch. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRAN O 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 "Deathtrap" is most a lluring Put a little weekend in your week. bv Tony Rogers Feature Editor The mystery - thriller - whodunit genre is one of the most fun (for lack of a better word) types of film, and it's not often that a really interesting whodunit is spotted. But Sidney Lumet's new film "Deathtrap" has enough plot twists to throw any armchair detective off the trail, and is worthy of investigation. Michael Caine stars as Sidney Bruhl, a middle - aged, 'written out' playwright, who watches his latest play royally bomb on Broadway in the film's opening. Returning home to his wife (Dyan Cannon), Bruhl discovers the complete script to a play sent to him by one of his former students, a play so good that, in Bruhl's words, "Couldn't be destroyed, even by a gifted director." Bruhl is so intent on churning out a successful play that he decides to invite the former student to his home, kill him, and then market the play as his own. In fact, the unwitting author does come to Bruhl's abode, and Bruhl does kill him. Or so we think. This is where the film's numerous plot twists begin, and so, instead of revealing all of these twists and ruining the movie for you, I'll let you see it for yourself. One thing I can tell you though. The plot is wickedly interesting. Christopher Reeve co - stars as Clifford Anderson, the young homosexual playwright. Quite a change from playing Superman obviously, but Reeve handles the transition with ease. This is no easy task, because no matter how realistically Chris plays a character, he still, well, looks like Superman. That image of him as the man of steel has quickly flown into the American psyche, and it's hard to forget about that and suddenly believe that he is playing, of all things, a Synthesizers set 'Moog' of the day by Joe Kimm First came the theremin. It was invented by a scientist in the depths of the Bell laboratories. It was in the sixties that commercial groups first began using this device to augment their sound in search of a new gimmick. Bob Moog developed it into the Moog synthesizer which was later utilized by several rock groups as an addition to their array of keyboards. Keith Emerson of ELP, was one of the first customers to use his prototype. His stage show consisted of alternating between traditional church sounds of the Hammond m-2 and the new innovative sounds that came forth from this new Moog synthesizer. Other groups soon followed suit, including groups like Yes, Genesis, Gentle Giant, and the Moody Blues. Some even went as far as to form a group consisting entirely of keyboard synthesizer musicians aka Gary Wright and his band. This later developed into fancy loop effects and other fancy computer sounds produced by artists like Brian Eno who among others were noted for his genius with finding new sounds. Pretty soon people were catching on to this new dimension in sound and it became a big fad to color disco songs with crazy dittos. Recent bands like Gary Neuman hit the top 10 with this techno - rock clique and it became a common place thing. It is an integral part of today's music and most bands have a keyboard player who fiddles with the knobs and cranks out computer - like emissions. So what does this all mean? Well, for one thing, it reflects on society's values that relies on technology as a workhorse for the Vangelis tops in electronic grandeur by Tony Rogers Feature Editor This is the best synthesizer album I've ever heard. I haven't heard a hell of a lot of synthesizer music, but I have sampled Tangerine Dream, Isao Tomita, Jean Micheal Jarre, Yes, Orchestral Manouveres in the Dark, among others. Not much. I've always had trouble listening to most synthesizer music though. Most of it sounds like spacey sound effects, synthesizer for the sake of synthesizer, rather than listenable music. Vangelis' music is the exception. I first heard Vangelis synthesizer music as background music for Carl Sagan's famous t.v. show, "Cosmos." The music was majestic and beautiful, a perfect score to help Dr. Sagan convey the grandeur of the universe. I had to have the music, so when the "Cosmos" soundtrack came out I snatched it up immediately. Reading the album credits, I found that a Greek man named Vangelis with an unpronounceable last name had done the excellent music. So I started to buy Vangelis albums. I've got about eight or ten now. All are unique and immensely creative, more so than any other synthesizer music I've listened to, but "Heaven and Hell" is my favorite. The album, like most Vangelis albums, is a concept within itself. Entitled "Heaven and Hell," the music is about jus that. The titletrack consists of two major parts, each part about 21 minutes in length, and the individual cuts are distinguished by their supposed place of origin. Some cuts sound like people being tortured in hell, while others sound like the •heavenly hosts having a jam session. The best passages include the main theme from "Cosmos," several intricate synthesizer pieces combined with conventional keyboards pnd a Bosendorfer piano, and a passage that sounds something like a Gregorian chant with a female "Deathtrap" VANGELIS won an Oscar for his "Chariots" soundtrack. vocal lead. The album also includes a song that is separate from the titletrack concept, a sort of spacey love balland with Jon Anderson of Yes doing the vocals. In fact, Vangelis and Jon Anderson have done several albums together, Vangelis always composing and performing all the music, and Anderson writing and singing all lyrics. They seem to compliment each other nicely. Not all Vangelis albums are totally excellent and mind - blowing, but "Heaven and Hell" has some of the most violent and sporadic music I've ever heard, and some of the most tranquil and beautiful music I've ever heard. Recently Vangelis' popularity has skyrocketed, having won the Academy Award for the soundtrack he did for "Chariots of Fire." His albums are becoming more and more available in American stores, and for some reason they are often cataloged under the Jazz section. Oh well, if you're interested in buying a Vangelis album, look around, you're sure to find some somewhere. If you look. What follows is a basic analysis of some of his better and more popular albums. "666 - The Number of the Beast" This is not a Vangelis solo album, but one he did when he was with a group called "Aphrodites' Child" about 1970. This is more rock music than anything else, and is a pretty bizarre and creative musical tale about the coming of a supposed a nti-christ. Interesting, but not synthesizer. "Earth" An early solo album, filled with tribal sounds, gutteral chants, and rythmic drumbeats. Not a hell of a lot of synthesizer on this one either, and not much listenable music, but definitely an interesting venture on the artist's part. "Albedo .039" Now this is space music, well polished and nice sounding. A bit more commercial and less creative than H & H, but a nice album. Tgnacio" This is probably the most quiet of all Vangelis albums, the most soothing, and certainly one of the most graceful. After being bombarded by loud rock music all day, this album is like a cool breeze on a steamy summer day. Some material from this album was used for "Cosmos." "Chariots of Fire" soundtrack. This album includes all of the music from the film as well as some that was not used. Some of his best synthesizer work. Continued From Page Four This film about a play is actually based on a play. Got that? You can tell that it is based on a play — most of the action and dialogue takes place in one setting throughout the story, and there are only a minimal number of characters that populate this setting. This does not make the film boring, merely unique. Sparkling performances by all the actors within a witty and intriguing plot by Ira Levin make this film a most appealing trap. Student art work exhibited A juried show of work by Parkside art students will hang in the Comm. Arts Gallery through May 6. Chuck Toman, assistant curator of education at the Milwaukee Art Museum, will judge the show and determine the winners of three cash awards, to be presented at a reception from 7 to 9 p.m. on J • y yeJ&tde rye my mOrChuman endeavors. Maybe man has lost touch with his inner soul and has to rely on artificial methods and means of producing music, which is the most basic of all human expressions. It has taken the human element out of the creativity that must accompany the sensitive expression of human spirit in forming a viable means of aural communication. It is no longer in the hands of the artist in touch with his human pool of feelings. It is rather in the inner functions of a computer that spews forth every imaginable sound known to man processed by a few microchips smaller than the ordinary mind can imagine and these sounds have established themselves as the future direction in music, the definitive color of tomorrow's musical spectrum. On the other hand, it shows that there is an openness, an innovative curiosity toward ever - expanding the horizon of human aural experience. It points to a trend that shows no limits in generating new sounds with countless shades of color and tone to further stimulate the human plectrum. There is no telling what tomorrow holds in attractive new looks and gimmicks that will catch the listener's ear in expanding the horizon for artistic endeavors. It shows that technology can play a part in the arts which can lead to a new synthesis of old and the new, the sensual and the cerebral, the expressive and the programmable. It shows new promise in the oldest art in human history. Shakespeare forum to be held opening day of the show. The reception is open to the public. About 50 students will be represented by an estimated 150 works representing all media. The show will include work done by Parkside students under classroom supervision during the last two years and not previously exhibited in a student show. JM\AAAAAAAAAAAAA#VtAAAA#*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/W/< A forum on "The Public, the Schools and the Performance of Shakespeare" will conclude a two - day conference of Shakespeare scholars and teachers at Parkside on April 23 and 24. The forum, from 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. on April 24 in Molinaro Hall, Room 105, is free and open to the public. The conference on "Shakespeare in the Classroom," is sponsored by Parkside and the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction and the forum is supported by the Wisconsin Humanities Committee. Forum panelists will include John L. Styan, Franklin Bliss Snyder Professor of English at Northwestern University since 1977. Styan, who also will address a general session of the conference on April 23, was born in London and educated at Cambridge University. He has been a member of the British Broadcasting Corp. and Independent TV advisory committees in the United Kingdom and is currently chairman of the Academic Council of the Shakespeare Globe Theater Center for North America. Other panelists will include: Susan Willis, associate professor of English at Auburn University, Montgomery, Ala., who spent the past summer observing filming of several Shakespearean productions in the Graham Parker keeps Rumour's 'Gray Area' sparse BBC/TV series which will complete filming of all of the bard's plays next year; Thomas Collins, director of the Platteville Shakespeare Festival at UW-Platville, a summer troupe which presents three plays each year; Michael W. Bartos, professor of English at Harper College and director of its Shakespeare Festival, which includes performances, films, lectures and exhibits; Ted Swetz, an actor with the American Players Theater in Spring Green, cast last season in "Midsummer Night's Dream;" Patrick Nowak, manager of Ponderosa, Inc., of Racine, a 1976 English graduate of UW-P, who received a master's degree in business from UW-Whitewater. Rhoda Gale Pollack, professor of dramatic arts at UW-P and chairman of the Fine Arts Division, will act as moderator. Conference keynoter will be Gladys Veidemanis, English chairperson of North High School, Oshkosh, who is nationally known for her activities with the National Council of Teachers of English and serves as NCTE representative to the Educational Advisory Panel for the BBC/TV series. The conference was organized by Parkside English professor Andrew McLean, the author of a number of articles on Shakespeare on film and recipient of a 198 0 National Endowment for the Humanities grant for summer study at Stratford - on - Avon. by Bob Kiesling Graham Parker is one of those rare musicians who inhabits the ground between new wave and rock and roll. On his latest album, "Another Gray Area", Parker plays some high - intensity, but not necessarily heavy, rock with the anti - slick, anti - commercial tinge that often characterizes British new wave. That is not to say, though, that the record is poorly done. It is not. Parker and his band do a fine job of placing traditional rock idioms in a modern context. And, as a lyricist, Parker is one of the best rock and roll songwriters around. Most of the music is devoted to Parker's personal anger at the world. In the title song, he rages against an indifferent girlfriend who has left him "in another gray area". Parker uses his words sparingly, like Bob Dylan, to give the music the tension it requires to adequately express his feelings. Girls aren't the only subject he sings about, though. On "Dark Side of the Bright Lights", he rails against the degradation of the rock and roll partying scene, thus: "I an not gaining any ground here / You are not listening / You do not care." The one song on the album that is even vaguely upbeat, "You Hit the Spot", is also the most punkish. The interesting thing about Parker is that he is only effective lyrically when he's angry. It's just too much for him to sound nice when he's actually trying to be nice. Also interesting is the fact that he can't work in a straight new wave context either, certainly not up to his potential. Instrumentally, the album is quite good. Parker, of course, leads' the band on guitar, both electric and acoustic. He doesn't go in for fancy lead lines, and what solos he does play are short and concise. Aside from Parker, the outstanding musician here is Nicky Hopkins, the Who's session pianist. Except for an over-emphasis on drums, Parker's group acquits itself well. Not one of the solos is over a minute in length. This can be either good or bad, depending. Here it works well. No ego trips on this album. All in all, Parker is one of the least egotistical leaders to come along in years, and he has polished up his act considerably, even taking into account his excellent earlier work with the Rumour. So if you like economy in your music, and don't mind some vehement lyrics along with it, this record could be for you. Compared to his last album, "The Up Elevator", where he was in a good mood, "Another Gray Area" puts Parker back on familiar turf, where he can sit and observe the world while wearing his favorite sneer. Impressionists to perform Monday On Mon., April 26 the Union Cinema will be the site of a free show -entitled, "Men of a Thousand Voices," starring Steve Krause, Francis Beaumier, and Rebecca Julich. The show will be in the form of a play and will feature American Presidents, comedians, detectives, and entertainers, including Ronald Reagan, Peter Falk, Steve Martin, and many others. Steve and Francis have been performing together for about two years and have built up a repertoire of about two hundred voices. The show will be held at 1 p. m. 6 Thursday, April 22,1982 RANGER 2nd Annual Accent on Women production set ^ coiioquim Club Events A theatrical production titled "Ties That Bind" by the Wisconsin Women's History Ensemble and a keynote speech on "How to Get What You Want Out of Life" by Dr. Jessie Potter, a nationally known authority on human relationships, will highlight the second annual Accent on Women program at Parkside. Deadline for registration is April 30. The performance, which will be followed by a reception, will be at 8 p.m. on Friday, May 7 in the Communication Arts Theater. Drawn from documented sources, the play weaves together music,, drama, poetry, mime and dance to portray the lives of real women who lived in Wisconsin between the 1840s and the 1920s. The performance will preface a moderated discussion between the audience and the performers. Potter's talk, also in the theater, will begin an all - day program including a selection of 35 workshops and seminars on topics of interest to women at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 8. Potter is a member of the faculties of the - University of Illinois Medical School, the Northwestern University Medical School, the National Sex Forum JESSIE POTTER and the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality. She is nationally - known as an educator, lecturer, writer and counselor on marriage, human sexuality, intimacy and communication. She has been a guest on a number of television and radio programs including the Phil Donahue and David Susskind shows. Half - day seminar topics include assertive communication, choices by design, image makers, time management, middle essence, close encounter relationships and relaxation therapy and stress management. Workshops, which last 75 minutes, include on - the - job discrimination, confidence, futurism, handling stress through physical fitness, a Chicana perspective on womenhood, marital property reform, sex roles in transition, managing your own business, managing family and career, male - female relationships, aging families and investments. Registration forms and complete course descriptions are available by writing Accent on Women, UW-Parkside, P.O. Box 2000, Kenosha 53141 or phoning 414 / 553-2351 between 1 and 5 p.m. Fee for the evening performance and day - long program is $12.50 for the general public; $8.50 for UW-P students and includes luncheon. Tickets for the performance only are $3 and will be available at the door. In conjunction with the program, a number of community organizations and agencies will hold a fair to distribute information on their activities and services from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on the Molinaro Hall Concourse. Security tips help you out by Vincent Gigliotti Crime prevention and awareness should be of concern to all members of the Parkside community. If an opportunity for a crime does exist, there is always someone available to take advantage of the situation. You can help stop crimes, especially theft, by just being aware of the scene of m ost crimes. A purse, wallet, books or any personal items left unattended in the library or lounge areas is open invitation for someone to become a thief. Eliminate the opportunity and you virtually eliminate crime. Be aware of your surroundings; if you see something that looks suspicious, or you believe a crime is being committed, notify the Security Department immediately. If y ou are the victim of a crime, call the Security Department at once. Too many times complaints are received hours or even days after an event has occurred. When Security is notified, an officer can be at the scene in a few minutes. The sooner a police officer is there, the better chances are of talking with other people in the area who may have additional information. The phone number for the Campus Security Department is on every phone, don't hesitate to use it. In an effort to help deter crime on campus, the Security Department in conjunction with the Student Life Office, is sponsoring a "Reward for Information on Crimes on Campus" program. Persons who give information on crimes that leads to the apprehension of the perpetrator may be entitled to a reward. A code system has been set up so that the reporting person may remain anonymous if they choose. A call to Security with the information is all that it takes to initiate the program. One reward has already been given out. Help yourself and help your friends, be aware of your surroundings. Eliminate opportunity for crime. Make the campus a better and safer place for everyone. On Friday, April 23 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113, Dr. Kelvin S. Rodolfo, of the department of Geology - University of Illinois, Chicago Circle, will talk on "Sedimentation, Arc Sundering, and Back - Arc Spreading in the Western Pacific." Pre-med On Wednesday, April 28 at 8 p.m., Lt. Lisa Lichter, M.D. will give an informal talk on her medical experiences. She has done a rotating internship in the Navy, and plans to specialize in dermatology. In addition, Dr. Lichter is one of the first two women from Parkside to attend medical school. Her experiences in the Navy include learning to fly and deep sea dive. Elections for next year's officers will take place at 7 p.m. The meeting is in the library D-l faculty lounge. PSE The second annual PSE LOOP 500 bicycle relay race will be held on the inner loop road on Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p.m. Each member will receive a LOOP 500 T-shirt and a beer in the Union. There is a nominal registration fee to cover costs. The event is expected to be as great a success as last year's. Computer Club Part three of Computer Graphics on display will be shown on Friday, April 23 in Greenquist 103. There will be two sessions this week from 1-2:30 and from 2:30-4 p.m. Some of the topics are the Evans and Sutherland Flight Simulator, Vidsizer — a combination of computer graphics and synthesizer effects, ZGRASS — a graphics system demonstration, and the Dubner demo tape. The event is free and open to the public. Accounting Club On Wednesday, April 28 at 7 p.m., the Accounting Club will sponsor a regional public accounting night. Representatives from three area accounting firms will speak at the meeting. It will be held in Union 104. Refreshments will be served. Political Science On Wednesday, April 28 in Union 207 at 3:30 p.m. Tony Earl, a Democratic candidate for governor will speak on the issues that will affect Wisconsin and the race for the governorship. There will be a time for questions and refreshments will be served. All students and faculty are welcome. Remember, the Political Science Club always needs new members. All are welcome. Pi Mu Epsilon The annual initiation ceremony for the Math Club is scheduled for Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p. m., in Grnqst. D127. Any student who is in Math 221 or above who is interested in joining is cordially invited to attend. There will be a discussion of mathematics as a major or minor, and refreshments will be served. A $4 initiation fee is charged by the national office to cover the expense of a membership certificate and a year's subscription to the mathematics publication that is put out by Pi Mu Epsilon. Anne Gaylor on abortion | Learn about McCarthy Parkside history professor Thomas C. Reeves, author <5f a major new biography, "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," will participate in a program on the making of a film about the Wisconsin senator from 1 to 3 p. m. on Wednesday, April 28, in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. Reeves served as a consultant for the 90 - minute film, "An American Ism: Joe McCarthy," which will be shown after his talk. The program, sponsored by the Library - Learning Center, is free and open to the public and will be followed by an autographing session where Reeves' book will be available. Concurrently, a display on Joe McCarthy, including materials Reeves used in researching his book, is on display on the Concourse Level of the library. Anne Gaylor, president of Protect Abortion Rights, an advocacy group involved in lobbying and educational programs, will speak on "Women's Reproductive Rights and the Hatch Amendment" at 7:30 p. m. on Tuesday, April 27 in Molinaro Hall, Room 107. The free public program is sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse, a student organization. Gaylor, active in the pro - choice abortion movement since 1969, is co - founder of the Women's Medical Fund, a Madison organization which helps women fund abortions and is the author of TJiuversityof "Wisconsin-fiarfutide —? Communication Arts Theatre ——^ — April 25,~2(u*. / / ApriI30'^Yl, "6pm is now accepting applications for Editor HDRSER CARNML Tickets: Union lnfo.DesK fir at tho Doo/ 553-2345 553-2042 $2.50 Partuid. Students. -Staff', Smtio** $3.5© G«ne(U Public Citizens for the 1982-83 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: Noon, May 7, 1982 ) Send application & resume to: a book titled "Abortion is a Blessing," published in 1975. The president of a national state - church separation group, she was active in the movement to recall Madison Judge Archie Simonson and worked in behalf of battered wife Jennifer Patri. She formerly was the editor of an award winning weekly newspaper and is a graduate of UW - Madison. Support wanted The University of Wis. Marshfield/Wood Co. campus is looking for former students to join a newly organized Alumni Association. The purpose of this organization is to provide continued support to the operations of the Marshfield Campus and the activities of its students and to promote social activities for the Alumni. Upcoming events include an open campus play day followed by a pig roast and a dance. Membership dues are $5 per year. Anyone interested in joining or obtaining further information should contact Jim Kress c/o U. W. - Marshfield, or call 384-3226. Hanger WLLC D139 UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 "A student recital" Parkside's Fine Arts Divi; i, presents a "Student Recital" Sunday, April 25, at 7:30 p.m St. Mary's Lutheran Church Kenosha. Featured at the rec will be Shirley Grothe (organ piano), Patricia Peder (piano), and Judith Lei (soprano). They will be assis by Tom Turkowski (piano) Marjorie Roth (flute). The ] formers are students of Carol i (piano), Martha Dodds (voi< Glenda Mossman (organ), , August Wegner (composition) The public is invited to recital and to the reception fellowship Hall, immediat iollowing the recital. •'•My- . - Thursday, April 22,1982 Photo by Mark Sanders CLASSIFIED ADS Intramural Serviced Offered TYPING— Professionally done. Reasonable rates. North Kenosha. Call anytime 551-7438 or 658-9229. Help Wanted LAWNSKEEPER AND GARDENER for semi - la rge estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very North Side of Racine. If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15%commission and bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested, WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. Wanted ROOMMATE NEEDED, after graduation. Wood Creek, 552 9175 D ick O WANTED: Chess players for the chess club. Contact Gary at SOC. FOR SALE LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer, 14 ft. Olympic class, exc. cond. $1400, 639 6635. 1979 Y AMAHA DT 12S Excellent condition. Make offer. 637 5085 FILM - THEATRE - S HAKESPEARE BOOK SALE THRU MAY 5. Quality used and out of print books at the Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312 - 6th St. Racine. Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 18th and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. Personals BIG PARTY — Apt. #107 P arkside Village, Saturday the 24, 9 o'clock. ANNETTE — Please leave note same place this weekend. Jeff. HARPO — If you had any brains you'd be in science. HARPO — feeble - mi nded should not talk of the feeble • m inded. CHUCK — What's it like to have tunnel • vision? CHUCK — Are you really as stupid as your articles? CHUCK — Want to buy some earrings? .CHUCK — Are you going to live on Welfare like most Humanities Majors? CHUCK — Liberal Arts won't get you a iob. CHUCK — Please give your hair back to your poodle, his teeth chatter at night. SUE: Happy #32. Thanks for the friendship through the years! TO: Participants in A Student Music Recital; the recital was nothing less than wonderful. TO ALL CHUCK AND HARPO WRITERS: ESAD. If you can't argue opinions in telligently, shut the -•-• up! B-ball Photo by Kim Schlater KENOSHA VETOSPORT sponsored a bike training race on inner-loop road last Sunday. There will be another race this Sunday. Interview with G. Gordon Liddy . . . Well, excitement filled the gymnasium last Sunday when Parkside held their annual Intramural Basketball Championships. The four teams that vied for the coveted crown of intramural basketball, only two made it to the finals, the Parkside "Super Cocks", and the "Five Neat Guys". This left the two other teams (the "Gunners" and "The Lords") out in the dust. The "Super Cocks" took an early lead in the game, and the "Five Neat Guys" just couldn't seem to cut it, even though there were valiant attempts. The "Super Cocks" won it 68-59. The high scorer for the "Super Cocks" was Dan Sykes with 25 points, closely followed by Paul Charapata with 19 points. Other players for the Super Cocks were: Kevan Bytnar, John Vocino, Glenn Lowe, Rich Salisbury, Dick Oberbruner and Mike Brinen. Congratulations "Super Cocks"! Bike for M.D. Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words ofi Scarlato, "for softies." There will be no support vehicle, and each particpant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. STUNNING STYLES HAPPEN HERE 3519 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 654-61 54 3532 Meachem Rd. Racine. Wi Iair Studio 554-8600 i'REDKEN Salon Prescription CenterContinued From Page Three call diminished returns. And it no longer makes sense. Q.: How did you manage to go to nine different prisons and get out after only 4-1/2 years? A.: In one prison, where I lasted only five months, I was accused by the associate warden and the press of intimidating 450 convicts into a strike which shut the prison down. That was an exaggeration. Yeah, I did very well in those prisons. I was in one prison where the murder rate was one every 90 days. I got thrown out of that prison — they believed I was too dangerous. They could not cope with me. I forced them to release me (from solitary confinement). There was nothing I couldn't do in prison that I didn't want to do — nothing. You get out of solitary confinement by bringing a writ, which you write on toilet paper because you're smart enough to know what to say. Q.: Do you have any regrets about anything you did — other than getting caught? A.: I certainly regret ever having involved myself in that or any other enterprise with the likes of Dean and Magruder. Next time I would certainly recruit a more heartier crew. Q.: Is that the only regret you have? A.: Exactly. Q.: Do you shoot guns anymore? A.: I'm not supposed to — (but) I shoot a lot. I really don't pay much attention to those rules. I'm just very careful what I'm doing. Q.: Do you think your success shows that crime does pay? A.: Firstly, if crime didn't pay, would there by any crime? Secondly, if someone does something and you disagree with it, you consider it a bad example, what is the compulsion to emulate him? If you don't like it, don't do it. Q.: Do you ever cry? A.: No. Q.: Do you have any emotions? A.: Yes. Q.: Not negative emotions, but positive emotions? A.: Oh sure. It's tremendously thrilling to me to get behind the controls of a high performance aircraft. I live a very interesting and full life, believe me. I have lots of joys and happiness. Q.: Are the major joys and happiness derived from having power, such as the aircraft. A.: Oh, that's one of them, but it's not the power of it — it's controlling all that power. I can make it do anything I want. Q.: Is that what you enjoy the most — power? A.: What I enjoy pretty much the most is being in bed with a beautiful woman. Q.: Does that mean your wife? A.: No comment. Q.: What is your annual income? A.: Very large — I don't even know. Q.: How many zeroes? A.: Lots of them. Before all this happened I was working for the government. I think anybody will tell you you'll never make any money for the government. The most I ever made with the government was 30 (thousand) dollars, back in the days it would be equivalent to about $50,000 today. You can't make any money working for the government and you won't make any money working for somebody else. 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LENDER WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU OROWI Baseball Men delayed by cancellations, lose to Carthage ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Parkside's best hitting came from third baseman Rich Salisbury. In the second inning, Salisbury hit a double and then scored on a two base error. At this point Parkside led 1-0, but Carthage tied it up in their half of the second. In the fourth inning, Parkside again took the lead when Rich Salisbury led off with a double. Mike Carey knocked in Parkside's second run due to a shortstop error. Other hits made for Parkside were by shortstop Kevan Bytnar, second baseman Dan Sykes and outfielder Dick Sykes. Parkside kept a 2-1 lead up until the Carthage half of the eighth inning. The Redmen scored six runs on only five hits in order to win the game. Mark Schmitz and Scott Hartnell pitched in relief for Parkside. Schmitz was the losing pitcher. It is clear that Parkside played a much better game than Carthage up until that dreaded eighth inning. With a little more power hitting, perhaps Parkside could have come back to make the score a bit more even. Last Monday, Parkside hosted Milton College for a double - header of which the second game was called due to rain. The first game, though, resulted in more bad luck for the Rangers. They were defeated 3-0. Only seven innings were played because it was to be a double - header. Pitcher Joe Krisik went the distance for the Rangers, but unfortunately was not backed up by his hitters. Second baseman Dan Sykes, outfielder John Hyatt and third baseman Rich Salisbury provided Parkside's only three hits of the game. Milton College looked real good, scoring twice in the third inning and once in the sixth. They had a total of three stolen bases, one of which resulted in a run. There is no excuse for Parkside's recent defeats except poor hitting. Unless they can learn to hit and to take advantage of their opponents' errors, there are going to be many more losses in the future. FREE CHECKING! ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR SUPER SPORTS u FOR ALL SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. M FAST. M-MOUU EMORAVMQ MflVtCS "Parkside STILL Has Style" Softball Women now 6-3 by Kathleen Pohlman The women's softball team had a busy and successful week last week. On april 12 they played away against Lewis University and came home with a double victory. The first game ended at 7- 3 with Lynn Barth as winning pitcher. Bonnie Schmelter batted 2 for 3 including a triple with bases loaded. In the second game Michele Martino was the winning pitcher which ended 2-0. After two wins the Rangers played Stevens Point and lost. The score was 3-1 and although all three pitchers pitched, Paula Sandahl received the loss. The Rangers were scoreless until the seventh inning when Lynn Barth doubled and was brought home on an error. Bonnie Schmelter hit another good game and ended up 2 for 4. On April 15 the Rangers split a doubl e hea d e r a g ain st Whitewater, losing the first 1-0. Barth was the losing pitcher. The second game the Rangers got their chance to prove their talent, winning 3-2. Michele Martino pitched a one - hitter, keeing the game tied until the fourth inning. Nancy Kivi played a mean game of defense catching a fast line drive and picking off the woman on first. Friday's game was rained out, giving the team a rest before the St. Xavier Tournament on Saturday. The first game of the day was against George Williams of Downers Grove. Even with the cold and strong winds they came out the winners in the 12th inning, 8-7. Michele Martino was the winning pitcher. The Rangers were down until the sixth inning, but with Nancy Kivi's two triples and (Hie single along with Paula Sandahl's triple and single the women ended victoriously. The second game was against St. Xavier which also ended in victory; l-o. Lynn Barth pitched a one - hitter. Janet Broeren played a nice game of defense. The winning run came when Lynn Barth singled and Bonnie Schmelter sacrificed to advance Lynn. Kathy Tobin's hit resulted in an error on St. Xavier's part, driving in Lynn. Needless to say the Rangers became the winners of the tournament for the second year in a row. The women's record is now 6-3. The next game they play is another tournament, the Chicago Circle Tournament in Chicago on the 23rd and 24th. by Tammy Shuemate After cancelling five games due to the recent weather situation, the Parkside baseball team finally had a chance to play last Thursday. Unfortunately, the Rangers played Carthage, who somehow managed to pull out a 7-2 victory. Throughout the first seven innings, Parkside held the advantage and showed some fine pitching by Joe Krisik and Brian Steinhoff. Krisik, who pitched the first three innings, allowed only four hits and one run. Steinhoff, who had an excellent outing, allowed only one hit, no runs and struck out five of the nine batters he faced. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 27, April 22, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 10, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kreuser sets goals for second term Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside In temporary location CSA operates bookstore by Pat Hensiak News Editor At present, College Stores Associates (CSA) is operating in the Rec - Center Ski Room. It won't be long until they appear where Follett's store was once located, across from the library. As Follett takes their stock out of the store, CSA is making plans for their store layout. Steven Muhlfelder, Supervisor - store operations is presently over - seeing CSA's development. He said that the basement will be used for actual textbook sales and that the bookstore will definitely be patterned after all of the other CSA stores. By having the book sales run in the basement, runners will be used to get the books for students. Runners will also be instructed to ask if the customer would prefer new or used books. The availability of used textbooks will vary according to the actual book and will be based on a first come, first served basis. CSA will also buy books from students that no longer have a use for them. If a book is being used at Parkside, and if CSA has a professor's written order that a book will be used next semester, they will give a student 50% of t he current list price. If the book will not be used within the next semester, a price guide is used to decide what the student will receive back for the book. If a student gets 30% for a book that will no longer be used, the student is getting a good price for that book. Things to consider when selling a book back, are that books are returned in great quantity. The more returns on a particular book, the less the customer will receive, for the book, simply because everyone will be selling the same book. It will be fairly easy to get a hold of. Used books operate on a strict supply and demand basis. Another thing to keep in mind is that every one who handles a book has to get paid. The list of people is long, but that's why some books get so little in return. Also, the books are not always retained at Parkside, but are resold to used book wholesalers. CSA does plan to hire students whenever possible; they do employ student workers in all of their s.o.c. New leaders elected by Pat Hensiak News Editor SOC is the Student Organization Council. Recently they have elected a new chairman and vice - chairman. Steve Kalmar was elected as chairman and Carla Thomas as the vice - chair. Kalmar said one of the things that motivated him to run for the position of chairman was, "Last year's chairman's apathetic attitude. By being the chairman of Winter Carnival," said Kalmar, "I have learned the ins and outs of the administrative bureaucracy." One of Kalmar's contentions is tha t he would like to see SOC be an Committee established The Sexual Harassment Advisory Committee has established members to represent the faculty, academic staff, classified staff and students. Representatives of the faculty are: Stella Gray and Wayne Johnson; academic staff: Linda Piele and Stuart Rubner; classified staff: Karen Lourigan, Carrie Peters and Jackie Willems; students: Carla Thomas and Pat Hensiak. The functions of the committee will be to advise the Chancellor on all matters relating to sexual harassment; to advise and assist the Chancellor in devising programs designed to inform employees and students of the nature of sexual harassment, to increase their sensitivity to it, and to publicize the procedures, sanctions and remedies available against it; and to help people who feel that they are victims of sexual harassment, to bring about an informal resolution. equal with PSGA. "PSGA is a s t u d e n t g o v e r n m e n t organization," stated Kalmar. "SOC is a social and intellectual oriented group. The goals of SOC are different from the specific goals of PSGA. Having to go through them slows us down." There are about 40 clubs on campus. The membership within the clubs ranges from 15 to the hundreds. SOC feels that by representing that many students, they need to define their goals and not work as a subcommittee of PSGA. "Since I've taken office, I have had several meetings with Jim (Kreuser) and Chuck (Betz) to define SOC's responsibilities, and my own responsibilities. We have a really hard time reaching the students. We'll try to combine all of the students in an organized effort." As the chairman, Kalmar would like to promote a greater sense of student concern. "It's a shame that it's so hard to communicate, but Carla (Thomas), the new vice chairman, Annette, the new secretary for SOC, and I will all push hard to keep communication open." Carla Thomas is the new vice - chair. Her goal for SOC is to make SOC become a place for clubs to interact with each other. A place to sponsor activities jointly. Carla Thomas is also the chair of the Budget and Review Committee. "I would like to see more guidelines and interaction between clubs, and make things run more efficiently. There is a problem with lack of interaction between the clubs. Everyone is pretty protective of their own. Maybe we can break through that barrier." Thomas isn't sure about the separation from PSGA for SOC. "I can see it (the separation) further down the line, but not until we establish procedures. We need more membership within SOC." Forum to examine Central America stores. CSA would also like to hear from the students, as they are anxious to know what is going right. They are also interested to know if anything seems to be going wrong. It is important that the students realize what they do is legitimate. Plans have been made to have an extensive supply of books as well as supplies. A supply clerk will be used to stay aware of the stock conditions in the store. If something is running low in the store, a telex will be used to send an order to Waltham, Mass., where the CSA central warehouse is located. A stock check will be done each week for order and reorder. A lot of central office control is used. "We stay involved with what is happening within the store," c omme n t e d Mu h l f e l d e r . "Recognizing a need and communicating it allows for a smoother operation." Book Exchange changes by Pat Hensiak News Editor At last week's PSGA meeting a decision was made to keep the Campus Book Exchange open, but to give the accounting responsibility for the Exchange to Student Life. Kathy Slama, coordinator of the Exchange, has kept the book work for the life of the Exchange, however, as Slama graduates this May, someone will have to take the responsibility of balancing the books. Jim Kreuser, PSGA President commented, "It would be difficult to find someone to replace Kathy. She has done a good job, and we'll miss her dearly." Kreuser also pointed out that there were a number of options looked into concerning the welfare of the Exchange. The first alternative considered was dropping the service of the Book Exchange. There didn't seem to be much support for dropping the service. Other considerations were to keep the exchange running under PSGA, or simply giving the Exchange over to the Student Life. A medium was met with the decision to have Student Life act as the accountant for the Exchange, and to have a contract drawn up with Student Life so that PSGA can get total responsibility of the Book Exchange back, if the PSGA Senate would deem it necessary. The actual date that the contract would be drawn up was not decided upon, but the Book Exchange will definitely remain open. Photojoumalist Anne Nelson, whose work has appeared in Newsweek, The New York Times and The Nation, will be among participants in a Parkside Public Forum on "War and Conflict in Central America" from 12:30 to 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday, April 20, in Greenquist Hall, Room 103. Nelson, who recently returned from El Salvador and Guatemala, is the author of a forthcoming book, "Little Wars: The United States and the Caribbean Basin," and recently was a guest on the McNeil - Lehrer Report. A display of her photographs from Central American will be on display during the forum. Other panelists will be: • Richard Millett, a Southern Illinois University historian, author of "Guardians of the Dynasty" on Nicaraguan politics and "The Restless Caribbean" and a congressional consultant on Central American affairs. • Rodolfo Cortina, Cuban - born director of the UW-Milwaukee Spanish Speaking Outreach Center and a specialist in Central American and Caribbean politics and culture. • Gerald Greenfield, UW - Parkside historian, Latin Amer i c a n s p e c i a l i s t and a ANNE NELSON Fulbright Fellow in Brazil in 1981. • Kenneth Hoover, moderator and director of the Public Forum series and a UW - Parkside political scientist. The series is sponsored by UW - Parkside and the UW Extension Department of Governmental Affairs. The program is free and open to the public. Persons attending should park in the Union Parking lot in the north side of t he campus. Kreuser sets goals for second term by Edward Beal Recently petitions have been circulating to recall PSGA President Jim Kreuser for the 1982-83 academic school year. Obviously, there are some students who feel Kreuser is incompetent. Kreuser, in opposition, raised the question, "Are we moving forward with student government in expressing the students interests or not?" He explained several proposals that he has in consideration and has accomplished in his last term. One accomplishment that occurred during last year's term was the establishment of an active United Council at Parkside. This year's proposals are: changes in the Breadth of Knowledge requirement of foreign language courses. He suggests that the proposal considers setting up the courses in such a way that there isn't a certain pattern that students would have to follow when taking the courses. Kreuser explained that there is a need for class availability, saying, "Classes have to be available if we're going to require something like that." Another requirement in the proposal is a computer course. Understanding that computer courses require extra time to be spent at the computer terminal, Jim said, "If we don't have the time now, we won't have the time then." Taking a broader perspective on his plans for the 1982-83 school year, Kreuser revealed three major long range goals: starting voter registration at Parkside for students who haven't yet registered to vote, giving them an opportunity to do so for the November elections; making changes, where necessary, in the PSGA constitution; deterring future traditional students from taking high school level courses. The latter is in progress right now. It's hopefully being accomplished through Kreuser visiting area high schools, stressing the importance of getting this foundation of education free while they can. On the subject of h is availability to the students, Kreuser admits to not having any office hours. "I had office hours and no one stopped in, but what my policy has been is that if anyone wants to talk to me, hang a number on the door, and I'll get back to them. Fine, no problem. If they require or want office hours — I don't know how many they want — but, I'll be glad to do it. I will have day hours as well as night hours." As far as appointing students to open slots on committees goes, he says that he has done so, and when it comes for a meeting the appointees just don't show up. That brings up the complaint of Kreuser not supplying the PSGA Senate with pertinent information. According to Jim, information from every faculty - student government meeting is available in his office. He says that his political subordinates just don't take the time to inform themselves on the information available. Commenting further, he said, "Th e i n f o r m a t i o n is a v a i l a b l e . I'm not going to take them by the hand and lead them to it." When asked what his priorities were, Kreuser replied, "Library cutbacks and legislative affairs." Hopefully, if the recall doesn't occur, these and whatever other proposals Kreuser has will be carried out to their fullest potential. On the other hand, if th e recall does occur — wi ll the next PSGA President please stand up? Inside Reeves' book a big hit Ron Cuzner jazzes it up Tennis season starts well Cubs, White Sox open season Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER PSGA should work together To the Editor: I am currently the Secretary of PSGA, Inc. and would like to address the students of Parkside on the controversy around the recall election for the office of President. I would like to directly point out that I am neither for this recall or against it. I am trying very hard to maintain a middle ground within this matter, since I work directly with all the individuals involved. I have sat back and watched and listened to back - stabbing, derogatory remarks, and endless heated discussions over this entire matter. A few people have written letters to the editor stating what wasn't done and what should be done. I respect their opinions and hope they respect mine. I feel that the controversy is that PSGA should be working as one organization instead of just as individuals. Some individuals seem to think that PSGA is run by: ONE powerful person, the President. This is NOT the case. The power does not come from just one person, but from ALL the Senators, ALL the Justices, and BOTH the President and Vice - President. This also includes ALL the students of Parkside. It is not fair to give credit just to one person because it takes the joint efforts of the ENTIRE Student Government Association to get things done. I can personally vouch for my last remark because I take the minutes from the Senate meetings and have recorded information of these joint efforts. PSGA, Inc. is a powerful organization that can only function correctly with all its members working side - by - side, and keeping one another informed. PSGA does work hard towards common goals but needs the help of the students of Parkside. The students have a very important voice in everything PSGA does and has done. It is extremely imperative to the overall effectiveness of PSGA to have quality people working TOGETHER. It is the responsibility of the students of Parkside to choose a quality President to direct, but not over - power, the members of PSGA, Inc. It is the decision of you, the students, to make PSGA something to work TOGETHER with and be proud of. Thank you for your time. Jenny L. Fink, Secretary PSGA, Inc. P.S. Allstudents are welcome to attend PSGA Senate meetings, which are held each week. The time and place is posted on the PSGA window. Punk-a new wave rock § roll To the Editor: Last week, RANGER printed a letter from Dave Odders and Jack Zurawik denouncing punk rock. I would like to reply: Dear Dave and Jack, I realize that one's feelings about punk rock (or, as I'll call it, new wave) are a matter of personal opinion. However, I have never met anybody who called the genre "intolerable and disgusting," and I certainly hope I never meet anybody who refers to it as "indignant." The reasoning that punk rock is, as you state, destroying the moral fabric of society sounds suspiciously like the initial reaction to rock and roll about twenty - five years ago. People back then thought that rock undermined the principles of a capitalistic, democratic society. But take a look at what rock and roll is today; a multi - billion dollar industry (and worse off for it), and just try to convince people that this country turned communist in 1965, as the critics of rock and roll predicted it would. This country has changed a lot in the last two decades, but not because of music. As a matter of fact, it is a basic truth that the times shape the art, not vice versa. Campus Security Safety is the goal by Vincent Gigliotti The Parkside Campus Security Department is not only on campus just to write parking tickets. Although maintaining the parking lots and enforcement of the parking regulations is a responsibility of the Security Department, it is not its sole function. The major objective of the department is the protection and safety of the campus community. The Security Department has initiated and is actively involved in many programs and services to aid those who use Parkside's facilities. An example of some of the services that are available are: a reward program for information on crimes being committed on campus; the development of a rape prevention program; continuation of the evening bus ,pab BRAZENLY PRESENTS: -."••"maw FANATIC P OLITICAL GOON AND FRUSTRATED WOULD-BE MURDERER G. GORDON LIDDY AUTHOR. OR SWILL o Comparing new wave music to a mid - thirties fascist movement is not only fatuous and unnecessarily sarcastic, it is also absurd. The Nazi movement preached the need for an extreme right - wing totalitarian government. The message of new wave, if there is a message, is in the power of the individual (which you conveniently disregard in your letter), and the superfluousness of centralized organization. This is called individualism, or as detractors would call it, nihilism. As far as I know, though, the last time new wave music preached any form of nihilistic thought was about five years ago. Most current new wave, in fact, is concerned with positive political change, like the sixties' flower power, but on a more realistic level. In short, new wave is just that — a new trend in rock and roll. There are sound musical and philosophical principles to back this up. If you don't believe me, listen to some alongside an old Beatles album. You'll see what I mean. However, if y ou still want music that uses correct etiquette, is socially uniform, has highly attractive fashions, and is capitalistic in nature, I suggest you try disco. Bob Kiesling WHAT CAN PRODUCE: LASH YOURSELF TO A SEAT AND HEAR G. Gordon l/iwy ASL® Columnist rebuts protesting letters service and maintaining the campus lost and found records. The Campus Security Department is open from 8 a.m. until midnight, Monday through Friday. Officers are on duty 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Future articles will appear in the Ranger dealing with the different services and programs available to the campus community. Information on how to better protect your property from theft and safety tips will be included. Clarification of the parking situation at Parkside will be presented along with future plans for its improvement. Specific questions and problems submitted to the Security Department will also be dealt with. The Security Department is here to serve you, the campus by Chuck Ostrowski I have recently received several nasty letters in regards to some of my recent articles. Why? Disagreeing is one thing, but being so negative about my positions is another. Everybody has the same opportunity to express their opinions in this paper. If you have a particular, radical opinion disagreeing with mine you are free to enter the office and express your ideas the way I am. For those who have criticized or objected to my "name calling" (or "negative comments" as I regard them) because they feel they are the same unoriginal views expressed by hundreds of other campus papers across the country, you're missing the point. I personally don't speak for anybody but myself. The RANGER'S views are not at all represented by mine, but are represented in the editorials written by the RANGER'S editor. His comments are representative of the RANGER as a newspaper. My comments are my own. Anybody writing for the paper in any capacity other than editor would be expressing their particular feelings and stances, not the newspapers'. It so happens that my views generally take a more soft - line approach. If that stance is common in campus newspapers throughout the nation, it is more coincidental than purposeful. I do not sift through the editorial pages of various college papers, as someone recently suggested, to see how similar our content can be. It just so happens that most college students today who write for their respective newspapers are open - minded and fairly liberal. What I don't understand is how students today, or anytime for that matter, could be anything but liberal. We're just beginning in the world and never really had to face anything other than flunking Intro, to Human Communications, so what do we have to be so conservative about anyway? I can understand (not agree, though) why persons older and more experienced would have a more hard - line, conservative approach, as they've lived longer and have seen what goes on and so therefore tend to be less idealistic. community. Protection, safety and awareness are the department goals. Enforcement of the laws and regulations of the State of Wisconsin and the University are an important and necessary part of the Security Department's concern. That doesn't explain why 19, 20 and 21 year - old students should be expected to act and think like them. We have nothing to lose from viewing situations and problems idealistically. So why not go for it? It seems more reasonable for us to take a softer "utopianish" approach to life than to be as conservative and somewhat feeble - minded as some older adults. This planet surely won't get any better if we view the world the way Ronald Reagan does, will it? I'm not saying all my ideas are right, or even workable for that matter. But unworkable ideas never stopped anybody anyway, did they? I just believe that it's up to us to take the initiative and run with it. And our country is certainly not taking the initiative by electing a 71 year - old man president, is it? What is our country and today's students doing then? It seems to me that the prevailing concern is being "set" for life by getting a degree that ensures them $45,000 plus benefits yearly. The problems won't be solved but at least they'll be able to get through them more comfortably. One of th e things I'm advocating is that you settle for half that $45,000 and not be "set" for life and try and resolve some of our problems. Of course, your taking fifty percent less than you could conceivably earn won't solve, for example, the rising censorship problems in the United States. But maybe you could get a job informing people about the subject and trigger a movement that would end it. Your value to society would increase markedly if you took that approach rather than sitting in a passionless neon - lit cubicle pushing buttons all day. Which is not to say that all humanities courses are a god - send either, as many people do take advantage of their training and go for the money. But if they do "go for the money" it is at least a direct contradiction of the ideas behind a liberal arts education, which tries to instill in you the value of an education alone, as opposed to strict business, administrative, engineering, or science programs which are gotten truthfully, for the purpose of making money. As for these degrees social contributions, just look at nuclear weaponry and power; Chase Manhattan Bank and Wall Street;, and some governmental bureaucracies. Each was created and now operates because of our beliefs that the applied sciences are supreme. In conclusion, I'm really not looking for a policy or set of i deas based on my views alone. If the current approaches to our problems succeeds, that's FANTASTIC! I'm not tallying any scores. But I don't believe today's approaches will be successful, which is my reason for advocating alternative ways. 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The RANGER ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or McCarthui'sm Reeves' book considered real treasure "The Life and Times of Joe McCarthy," a major new biography of the Wisconsin senator who made a career of anti - Communism by Parkside historian Thomas C. Reeves, has just been issued by Stein and Day New York. The book is a selection of the Book of the Month Club, the History Book Club and the Quality Paperback Book Club. It will be republished in London, New Zealand and Australia by Blond and Briggs of London. The Washington Monthly Review, in praising the book, said that Reeves "has put McCarthy permanently in the Hall of Infamy." Publishers Weekly, a major trade journal, says ''This may be as nearly definitive a biography as we will ever have . . . Reeves portrays America's most celebrated demagogue as a brash, ruthless political showman who learned virtually by accident in Wisconsin politics how to play the press for headlines — and the portrait makes the book throughout ... a complete page turner." The reviewer adds "at awards time, this excitingly readable biography will be remembered." Reeves begins a 10 - day media tour on April 30 arranged by his publisher and including a guest appearance on "Good Morning, America," and possibly several other network talk shows. The tour begins in Washington, D. C., and includes engagements in New York, Boston, Dallas, Houston, St. Louis, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles and San Francisco. Reviews are scheduled to appear Sunday, April 11, in book sections of major U. S. daily newspapers including the New York Times. Copies are now available in area book stores. Throughout the book, Reeves portrays McCarthy as an opportunist who played politics the same way he played poker: there was a lot of bluff involved. Though McCarthy came to national prominence by portraying himself as a sort of one - man army battling the Communists he alleged had infiltrated the government, Reeves says McCarthy came to the issue almost by accident. "Joe turned to anti - Communism ... in large part because he had run out of other issues that could be used to vault his name into headlines and help insure his re - election." Nor did McCarthy invent the anti - Communist issue. "The Dies Committee on Un - American Activities, created in 1938, had pioneered virtually all the techniques later ascribed to 'McCarthyism'," Reeves points THOMAS REEVES out. (The committee even attacked the patriotism of child star Shirley Temple.) The difference, Reeves indicates, was that McCarthy raised the witch hunt to an art form and became a kind of true believer in his cause. That the general public supported him was largely a result of the political and social frustration that followed World War II. The frank cynicism McCarthy expressed about his early charges of Communists in government was replaced by "fanatical interest in Reds who lurked in high places," Reeves writes. "It was ironic that while critics railed at McCarthy for being wholly cynical, immoral, and even amoral, those closest to him knew he had become a zealot." Reeves comments that the image McCarthy presented to the public — the tough ex - Marine, the super patriot, the martyr waging a one - man war against Communism — was strikingly similar to the stereotypical John Wayne movie role. It was also good box office: McCarthy was one of the GOP's most sought - after speakers. McCarthy's final fall from grace was precipitated by the Army - McCarthy hearings, which the nation watched on television as the senator ranted like a bar - room brawler and "Point of order" became a national catch - phrase. "Joe's behavior (at the hearings) was a product of many complex forces," Reeves writes. "His temperment, of course, played a vital role . . . ignorance was also a factor . . . (he) studied little, had no goals . . . thought nothing out in advance . . . (his) very real belief in the internal Communist conspiracy." His subsequent censure by the Senate "destroyed McCarthy's spirit, accelerated his physical deterioration, and hastened his death ... he was no longer a national figure," Reeves says. Reeves traces McCarthy's life Opportunities in a changing economy will be the theme of a series of workshops on starting a business and investing money at Alumni Colloge '82 at Parkside. The program is open to the interested public as well as to UW - P alumni and students. An evening session devoted to information on starting a small business will be held at 7 p. m. on Thursday, April 22. An all - day program will be held on Saturday, April 24, beginning with a general session, "It It Time to Begin Working for Yourself," presented by Sandra Herre, co - owner of the Schoolhouse Gift Shop, Racine and including a luncheon address, "The Economic Forecast for '82 and Beyond" by UW - P economics professor Richard Keehn. Daytime workshop topics include considerations when starting a business, personal finance, starting a service Changing economy offers opportunity or consulting business, opportunities in cottage and retail business and mini - computers for home and business. Instructors will be local business people and university faculty members. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Alumni Association and the Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center at UW - P. Fee for the evening session is $3. The day fee is $10 including luncheon. Registration information is available from the Alumni and Placement Office at UW - P (Phone 553-2452). Speakers for the various workshops sessions will be: • Starting a Business - Timothy P. Crawford, attorney at law, Stewart, Peyton, Crawford and Crawford, Racine, on legal aspects of starting a business; Kathy Venturelli, business loan specialist, city of Kenosha, and staff, Greater Kenosha Development Program, on developing a business plan; and "Petrea Ann Durnan, president, New Business Services, Flat Iron Mall, Racine, on marketing and promotion strategies. • Personal Finances - Richard Keehn, economics professor, UW - P, Michael Poch, assistant vice president, First National Bank of Kenosha, and James Meyers, vice president, Robert W. Baird & Co., Racine, on IRA's, tax - deferred annuities and traditional and new investment opportunities. • Starting a Service or Consulting Business - Alan R. Bagg, president, Corporate Images, Inc., an advertising agency; Durnan, whose firm assists clients starting new businesses; and Rita Nicholas and Pat Ruffolo, partners in PR enterprises, a communication support service for business. • Opportunities in Cottage and Retail Businesses - Ralph Ruffolo, owner, Ruffolo Enterprises, a ski equipment manufacturer; Michele Serpe, owner, Swiss Village, an arts and crafts shop in Kenosha; Joy Boatwright, owner Wesver's Alley, Racine, which offers custom designed weaving, yarns and other supplies; Jack Haueter, developer of Market Place, a group of art, craft and specialty shops in Oak Creek; and Richard Wilson, president of Wilson Variety, Inc., a Kenosha variety store including a full - service store. Jan Sinclair, UW - P, is moderator. • Mini - Computers for Home and Business - Lance Evans, representative of Colortron Computer Division, a Racine firm concentrating on specific applications of small computers. The evening session will feature a panel of entrepeneurs and allow for interaction with the audience. / from his immigrant ancestors' arrival in Wisconsin to his death on May 2, 1957 in Bethesda Naval Hospital, the victim of severe liver damage caused by drinking. Reeves shows vividly how McCarthy's early Wisconsin years shaped, almost fore - ordained, his political career. He traces McCarthy's youth: A drop - out, he returned to finish four years of high school in nine months after an unsuccessful stint as a chicken farmer. He completed Marquette University Law School and became, successively, a small - town attorney, district attorney and judge, perfecting his political skills along the way. On return from an undistinguished tour of d uty with the U. S. Marine Corps, he became, at 38, the youngest member of the Senate. Reeves has been at pains to bring a balanced view of his subject, avoiding what he considers the biases, pro and con, of earlier McCarthy biographers. Unlike Richard Rovere, a previous writer who believed much of McCarthy's behavior was rooted in a sense of inferiority, Reeves sees McCarthy as a creature of supreme self - confidence, at least up to the time of his censure and dissolution into alcoholism. The product of six years of research, Reeves' book is richly peopled both on the Wisconsin and national levels. Almost anyone with the remotest political awareness will find people he knows in its pages, a result both of McCarthy's wide - ranging acquaintances and Reeves' tireless interviewing. In preparing the volume, Reeves talked to about 150 persons with personal knowledge of McCarthy and his career. Among them was McCarthy's wife, Jean McCarthy Minetti, who granted the only interview she has ever given to a McCarthy biographer. The meeting took 3- 1/2 years to arrange. Reeves also obtained interviews with McCarthy's secret speechwriter, his principal investigator who was covertly assigned to the senator by J. Edgar Hoover, McCarthy's two closest personal friends (Tom Korb of Milwaukee and Judge Urban P. Van Susteren of Appleton), and his brother Stephen and sister Olive. Reeves is a full professor of history at Parkside and has been a faculty member since 1970. ^LEADER^f Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! — Records — — Sheet Music — Instructional Music | "The Place To Buy Records" * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1982 * * will be available beginning Monday, April 12, 1982 * * * at the Informational Kiosk in WLLC Main Pace. * * * $ * * * * * * * OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION The employer's side of the interview " I . . „ THAMCAL\RPC by Mary Kirton Kaddatz "The cost of poor personnel selection was estimated in 1976 at $1,750 per job vacancy; covering newspaper advertising, employment agency fees, interviewing time, and administrative costs," according to Erwin S. Stanton (Successful Personnel Recruiting and Selection). By 1982 this figure has doubled. "The quality of a company's personnel is frequently the single factor that determines whether the organization is going to be successful, whether it will realize a satisfactory return on its investment," said Stanton. It's important that a sufficient number of promotable candidates are constantly brought into the organization. "People are our most important asset. As labor costs rise, people may very well be the organization's prime asset," said Stanton. When an employee is unsuccessful (terminated), the interviewing process begins all over again and adds additional hidden costs to the selection process: • The low quality of work performed by the unsuccessful employee while still on the job. • The internal disorganization and disruption that employee may have caused. • The customer ill - will and alientation that may have been generated, and perhaps • The actual loss of a much valued account. Employers are exceptionally wary of marginal employees. These employees are not bad enough to be grossly incompetent or ineffective enough to be fired on the spot. But they do lack basic motivation, carry bad attitudes, or just aren't capable of growing with the company goals. The marginal employee is tolerated, kept on the payroll, never really successful, failing completely to generate a satisfactory volume of business for the company. Some danger signals to the employer are: • Sketchy, erratic job history, brief periods of e mployment. • Time gaps in employment record (not reasonably accounted for). • Past salary requirements higher than the company can offer. • Frequent moves suggests personal instability or lack of maturity. • Past experience / education not related to job specifications. • Reasons for leaving are undesirable, troublesome, or suggest personal incompatibility with other workers, superior. • Physical disability or health problem that would prevent performance of the job. Employers feel that good people are always hard to find. Companies are eager to attract, hire, and retain a productive, satisfied, and well - motivated employee. There are four basic types of screening interviews: VISUAL SCREENING — very noticeable in this area are the applicants actions anytime near or on the premises of the employer's property. Sight Screening can eliminate you quickly. Hostile people who tear up applications, under the influence of alcohol, suffering from serious emotional problems, accompanied by babies / dogs / friends, appearance and dress unacceptable (for the position a- dirty, slovenly, unshaven). CRITICAL "KNOCK - OUT QUESTIONS" — job specifications are critical, generally yes or no questions to determine if you have related experience or a specific degree directly related to the position. Motivation, positive attributes, and good intentions are wily good if you possess the critical specifications required to perform PREVIEWING APPLICATIONS — give some indication whether or not a more detailed, comprehensive interview is called for. Resumes tell what the applicant wants the employer to know. Applications tell companies what they need to know (or what they can legally ask on application forms). A brief look at an application can initiate a stand - up interview to verify the information / impression given by the applicant. If sent on your way quickly, assume your impression was not favorably disposed toward the vacant position. If an appointment is given to further discuss your qualifications, some interest has been generated. And should be followed up on. BRIEF JOB DESCRIPTION — Job requirements and duties, related conditions of employment can be deterrants to the applicants who are unfamiliar with the full job requirements. Examples are willingness to accept shift assignments as a condition of employment, compensation may be less, relocation, excessive amounts of travel or time used to conduct business. Enlightenment encourages numerous applicants to remove 'Treshmen wait for the weekend to have a Michelob. Seniors know betterV Put a little weekend in your week. Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha. Wise. 658-3553 themselves voluntarily, over - qualified applicants lost interest (especially when low salary is mentioned). Potential applicants may get through these initial screening processes well, but when it comes time for the 2nd, 3rd and sometimes 4th interview, the applicant falls short unexpectedly. Many employers try very diligently to put you at ease. "Many applicants are so at ease, they nonchalantly confide in the employer that they really have avid interests in other areas — not relating to the job that they are applying for. And the employer says, sorry, we can't use you," says Verna Zimmermann of the Alumni and Placement Office. "Each interview can make or break your chances of being accepted for employment," says Zimmermann. How Reliable Are Interviews? William F. Glueck has come up with the following generalizations about interviews (supported by research): "The attitudes of the interviewer and and interviewee influence the reliability of the interview, as does the form of questions and answers," says Glueck (Personnel, A Diagnostic Approach). • Unfavorable relevant information influences interviewers more than favorable information, and the earlier in the interview the negative information is introduced, the greater the negative effect is. • The interviewer's decision may be affected by the characteristics erf a previous applicant (your competition). • Work at listening to what and how the interviewer communicates to you. Many interviewers are planning questions when they should be listening. Be aware of the nonverbal cues that indicate this. Remember, it's your interview too? Bring up anything the interviewer skips over that you feel is pertinent to the performance of the job you are applying for. Pregnancy— when unwed, the answer is never easy Continued From Page Nine me wrong, there are times when I could just, well, there are times when I get mad at him, but I learned quickly that the 'good' outranks the 'bad.' You have to look at it that way. It would be easy for me to go home at night and get mad at David all the time, but that's not the way a mother behaves. A mother is supposed to be patient, and kind, and never let her child be unloved. Sometimes it turns out to be quite a chore, but like I said, the good outweighs the bad." Cathy didn't want to put David up for adoption, because she was afraid that she would not be able to give him up for good. "I didn't think any option would be easy, but adoption was out, because I'm sure that after I would have given him up, I would have wanted him back, and things don't work like that, so I did things in a way I knew they (Vould work out. I h ave my son, and I support him financially, and emotionally, and he gives me more happiness than I know what to do with. During the day, he stays with the neighbor, and my job allows me to spend a lot of time with David. When I graduate, I'll just have to work during the day, and before I kn ow it, he'll be starting school. We'll stick it out together though, and we'll get by." RANGER Thursday, April 15,1982 Powerline construction studied ITake a stand ral|v held u_P"kAde. anthropologist. i»rSnn with . . V^MMIVVI I A Parkside anthropologist Black, whit. Richard W Stoffle, is conducting ethnographic field studies in Utah and Nevada to determine the potential effects of power line construction on Native American l!an tnbes in those areas, ihe research is supported by two grants totalling $118,183 f rom Applied Conservation Technology Inc., of Fullerton, Cal., which is directing the research for the Intermountain Power Agency. The studies focus on the impact ol the power lines on Indian religious beliefs, and physical sites, plant and animal life important to religious and ceremonial traditions. Stoffle has a staff of 30 persons working on the project, including 12 Native Americans. One of the Indians, Dan Bullets, is a major religious leader of the Kaibab Paiute tribe. Stoffle says he believes it is the first time that a person with Bullets' background and influence with the Indians has been involved with such a study The Native American staff has enabled the research team to conduct interviews and meetings with tribal councils in the language of the people, Stoffle said, opening a "new world" of ethnographic investigation. Stoffle said the group has been' taping oral histories with tribal old timers" who learned from their parents of the Indians' first extensive contact with non - native civilization and the transitions that resulted in tribal life. "It's information that won't be around m another 10 years," Stoffle said The research team also is breaking new ground in anthropological methodology by using three - dimensional raised topographical maps in communicating with non - English speakers. Art-addicts to hold show The research staff includes Dr. Henry Dobyns, a former UW-P anthropology faculty member, who now is at the Newberry Library Center for the Study of the American Indian. Stoffle expects to complete the studies by August 1. They are the fifth and sixth major social impact projects he has completed in their area, where he directed Parkside Field Schools in Anthropology from 1973 t o 1975. Stoffle, who earned his PhD degree from the University of Kentucky, joined the UW-P faculty in 1972 and currently is director of its Urban Anthropology Field School which conducts continuing studies of the social and economic impact of Lake Michigan recreational fishing on the Kenosha - Racine area. A rally to protest the direction and effects of the Reagan Administration, and to hear new ideas and solutions is planned for Milwaukee's MECCA on Saturday evening, April 24,1982, in the East Hall at 7:30 p.m. It is sponsored by the "Take A Stand" Rally Committee. Sandra Jones, co - ordinator for the Rally Committee, charged today that "the working people of Milwaukee are being backed up against the wall by Reaganomics and Governor Dreyfus' support for the 'new federalism'. It is time for the people themselves — Black, white, Chicano, men, women and youth — to take a stand. Gus Hall, General Secretary of the Communist Party, U.S.A., and its 1980 Presidential candidate has accepted the Committee's invitation to be the main speaker at the "Take A Stand" Rally. Angela Davis, author of the newly - released book, "WOMEN, RACE AND CLASS" and co - chairperson of the National Alliance Against Racist and Political Repression will be a featured guest. For information about tickets for the rally, call 414-931-8 Job prospects worsen On Monday, April 19, the Art Addicts and the Art discipline will be sponsoring the 1982 Student Art Show opening and reception inthe Communication Arts Gallery. The special guest will be Charles Toman, Assistant Curator of Education at the Milwaukee Art Museum. Toman will give a presentation on the works in the exhibit, and present awards to artists and their works. The reception is open to all Parkside students and the public. The reception begins at 7 p.m. and will conclude at 9 p.m. Toman will begin his presentation at 7:30 p.m. Any students desiring to enter works of art done here at Parkside within the last two years may do so today and Friday. The drop off area is the Comm. Arts gallery, and may be dropped off between Conscientious objectors Young men who want to get conscientious objector status should act now, says the New Call to Peacemaking, a Eugene, Oregon, draft counseling group affiliated with three churches. Whether or not they decide to register for the draft, young men should put a statement of their feelings down on paper and file it with a religious group or draft counseling service, says the New Call. Those who wait until an actual draft is imminent before expressing their feelings will have less credibility. Gunderson given grant A $93,480 grant from the National Institutes of Health (NIH) has been awarded to a Parkside neurobiologist, Ross W. Gundersen, to support a three - year study of in vitro directional growth of motor neurites in chick embryos. Gundersen's special interest is developmental neurobiology, particularly the factors which help guide nerve cell processes to their target tissues. Gundersen says that such studies are important because they may one day have medical implications for the treatment of injuries to the central nervous system which involve the guidance of regenerating fibers to their correct destinations. Gundersen, an assistant professor of life science, came to UW-Parkside last fall. He received his PhD at the University of Illinois and spent four years as a post - doctoral researcher at the medical schools of the University of Miami and the University of Colorado. 10 a .m. and 5 p.m. on Thursday, and 10 a.m. to3:30 p.m. on Friday. See the exhibition prospectus for other rules for entering, obtainable on the D-l level of the Comm. Arts area. Job prospects for 1982 graduates may not be as good as predicted last November. Placement officers at schools around the country say a significant number of companies have cancelled spring interviews because of the economy. One administrator of Northwestern University's Endicott Report on campus recruiting plans says recent economic changes, due to a slump in retail sales, metals and the oil industry, have made earlier hiring predictions seem too optimistic. When solitons meet. . . Non-credit dance class Non - credit dance classes for teens and adults will be offered at Parkside this summer under auspices of the Community Educational Programs Office. A six - week ballet class for junior and senior high school students will run from 10 to 11:15 a.m. Mondays and Wednesdays from June 21 to July 28. A jazz class for adults will meet at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays June 22 to Aug. 10. Both classes will be in the Communication Arts Building, Room 140. Kathleen Zavada, dance instructor at UW-Parkside and UWMilwaukee, will teach the courses. Cost for the ballet class is $40; the jazz class, $30. For further information, call 553-2312. We are all familiar with waves in nature — water waves, sound waves, light waves, etc. But there are also many phenomena which are actually waves, even though we may not think of them as waves. These are the so-called solitary waves, examples of which are things like nerve impulses and sonic booms. A special class of solitary waves, called solitons, has the unusual property that when solitons meet, they can pass through one another unchanged. Solitons were first observed as solitary water waves in a canal in Scotland in the 19th century, but their detailed study languished until the advent of the modern computer. Now the concept of the soli ton has found application in practically every branch of physics from hydrodynamics to elementary particles. Solitons will be the subject of a Physics Colloquium on Wednesday, April 21. The speaker will be Dr. Alwyn C. Scott, director of the Center for Nonlinear Studies at Los Alamos National Laboratory. Dr. Scott has published numerous books and papers on the subject of solitons and nonlinear wave propagation, and is an internationally known authority on those subjects. His talk, entitled "Solitons," will be given at 1:00 p.m., April 21, in 230 Greenquist Hall. The public is invited. University of Wisconsin-Parkside ^ . Public forum War and Conflict in Central America TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 12:50 PM, GREENQUIST H ALL 103 ANNE N ELSON, PHOTOJOURNALIST, RECENTLY R ETURNED F ROM EL SALVADOR A ND GUATEMALA; AUTHOR, LITTLE-WARS: THE U NITED S TATES A ND TH F (FORTHCOMING), PHOTOS /ARTICL ES IN NEWSWEEK, NEW YORK TI MES, IN THESE TI MES, THE N ATION; GUEST O N M C N EIL-LEHRER REPORT ~ RICHARD M ILLETT, HISTORIAN, SOUTHERN ILLIN OIS UN IVERSITY, AUTHOR, GUARDIANS O F T HE D YNASTY (ON N ICARAGUAN POL ITICS), 1977; THE RESTLESS C ARIBBEAN, 1979; CONGRESSIONAL C ONSULTANT O N C ENTRAL AMERICAN A FFAIRS R0D0LF0 CO RTINA, DIRECTOR, SPANISH S PEAKING O UTREACH C ENTER, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-MILWAUKEE, SPECIALIST IN CENTRAL A MERICAN A ND C ARIBBEAN POLITICS AND C ULTURE GERALD G REENFIELD, HISTORIAN, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-PARKSIDE, LATIN AMERICAN SP ECIALIST, FULBRIGHT F ELLOW IN BRAZIL, 1981 KENNETH H OOVER, MODERATOR, DIRECTOR, PUBLIC F ORUM, POLITICAL SC IENTIST, UNIVERSITY OF W ISCONSIN-PARKSIDE FREE A ND O PEN T O T HE P UBLIC *N0TE: THERE W ILL B E A D ISPLAY OF MS. NELSON'S P HOTOGRAPHS A T T HE PUBLIC F ORUM. Co- S p o n s o r e d by the Uni v e r s i t y o f W i s c o n s i n - P a r k s i d e and UW EX- D e p a r t - men t of Gov e r nmen t a l Af f a i r s mtiTv or .uromiw E> TENSION ir «ive«|iTy o. »ncomiN p.m.ip. 6 Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER •• •• Club Events S.W.E.A. There will be a S.W.E.A. meeting Monday, May 3. S.W.E.A. received the Outstanding Student Wisconsin Education Award for 1981-82 at the representative assembly that was held in Oshkosh. The award was given to the club with most members, participation, and club events. Elections were held for 1982-83. The officers for the next year are: President, Todd Murray; Vice - President, Bert Hartnell; Secretary, Valerie Olson; Treasurer, Sue Flaherty; and Publicity, Linda Soukeyasian. International Student Organization The International Students Organization is sponsoring a talk on "Protecting the World's Resources — Is Time Running OUT?" The talk will be given by Paul Hayes, a science and energy reporter for the Milwaukee Journal, on April 21, at 1 p.m. in MOLN 105. Everyone is welcome to attend. Computer Club Part 3 of Computer Graphics on Display will be shown Friday, April 23, in Grnq. 103. There will be two sessions this week, from 1- 2:30 p.m., and from 2:304 p.m. Some of the topics are the Evans • ••• and Sutherland Flight Simulator, Vidsizer; a combination of computer graphics and synthesizer effects, ZGRASS; a graphic system demonstration, and Dubner demo tape. The event is free and open to the public. Geology Colloquium The Geology Colloquium for Friday, April 16 is "Gideon Mantell and the Discovery of Dinosaurs." The talk will be given by Dr. Dennis R. Dean of the Humanities Program - Parkside, and begins at 1 p.m. Pi Sigma Epsilon Pi Sigma Epsilon's second annual LOOP 500 bike race is scheduled for Wednesday, April 28, at 1 p.m. Four - member teams can compete in the relay race along the inner loop road. Each team member receives a LOOP 500 T-shirt and a beer in the Union. Teams can register for the event on April 20-21 in the Molinaro concourse. Women in Business Women in Business invite all to join them for Aerobic dancing in the Phy Ed. Wrestling room on April 19 and 20. On May 7 and 8, Accent on Women will be presented here at Parkside. Please pick up a brochure and register by April 30. State budget decisions could affect student fees Students can expect a larger tuition bill next fall, and just how high tuition will go partly depends on budget decisions state Legislators make in the days ahead. In the budget deliberations scheduled for this Special Session of th e Legislature, Legislators will decide whether to reduce state support of the University of Wisconsin and whether to give the UW Board of Regents the authority to raise tuition to offset the cut in state support. The budget proposed by Governor Dreyfus, SB 783, calls fro cutting state support of the University of Wisconsin System by $25.2 million. That cut is part of the Governor's proposal to reduce the budgets of state agencies by 2% for this fiscal year (1981-1982) and 4% for next fiscal year (1982- 19&3). While other state agencies in addition to the UW are affected, the UW stands to lose the largest amount in absolute dollars. Action on the budget proposal is now due in the state Assembly. Speaker of the Assembly, Representative Ed Jackamonis (D - Waukesha), fielded a proposal last month which would reduce the proposed cuts to the UW System. Instead of a 4% cut for 1982 - 1983, the Jackamonis plan calls for only a 2% reduction in the UW budget for 1982 - 1983. That would save the University about $8.5 million for next year. The Jackamonis proposal also stipulates that the UW Board of Regents could increase tuition next fall to make up for cuts in state support to the UW. Under the current system, the Regents can request a tuition increase but must receive approval from the Department of Administration and the Joint Committee on Finance to spend the money collected from the fee increase. The current system allowed students to fight the spring semester surcharge in the Legislature and forced UW administrators to specify how the money collected from a surcharge would be spent. Under the Jackamonis plan, the Regents would have the authority to raise tuition to offset state cuts without having to seek the approval of the Department of Administration and the Finance Committee. Jackamonis is suggesting that the cut to the UW be reduced from 4% to 2% and that the Regents be given the authority to raise tuition to make up for the 2% cut still in place. Compensation for a 2% cut in the 1982 - 1983 UW budget would require about a 15% increase in tuition, more than a $100 i ncrease in tuition for next year. Whether either of Jackamonis' proposals have support will become clear as members of the Assembly begin to debate the budget. The state Senate, which approved a modified version of the Governor's budget proposal last month, left the $25.2 million cut to the UW intact and did not alter the current system for establishing" tuition levels. The Board of Regents, who are scheduled to make recommendations on fall tuition at their May or June meeting, are likely to decide on tuition levels based on what comes out.of the Legislature this month. Whether the Legislature reduces the 4% cut for next year and whether the Legislature gives the Regents a green light on raising tuition will show in student fees next fall. Folk arts influence explored McKeown memorial scholarship accepted The UW System Board of Regents April 9 accepted contributions of $1,176 to the James E. McKeown Memorial Scholarship Fund at Parkside. The scholarship memorializes a UW-P sociology professor who died last December. McKeown joined the UW-P faculty in 1970 after serving as Chair of the Sociology Department at DePaul University from 1962 to 1970. He was the author of a number of articles, monographs and books dealing with a wide range of subjcts including juvenile delinquency, criminal justice, .aging, urban politics, social theory and race relations. The scholarship fund is administered by the Parkside Behavioral Science Division. "American Folk Art and Its Influence on American Art" will be the topic of a slide - lecture by Russell Bowman, chief curator at the Milwaukee Art Museum, on Thursday, April 15, at Parkside at 3:30 p. m. in Greenquist Hall, Room 101. Bowman will discuss the influence that American folk art, its stylizations and iconography, have had on the formal artists of this century. His talk is part of a free public art history seminar series titled "Art, Style and Society" organized by the UW - Parkside Art Discipline. Last fall, Bowman organized an exhibition of American Folk Art from the Herbert Hemphill Collection at the Milwaukee Art Museum. The exhibit is now on tour. Before coming to the Milwaukee Art Museum, Bowman was Director of Education at The Museum of Contemporary Art in Chicago and was a lecturer in art history at UW - Parkside. He received his MA from the University of Chicago, where he is presently completing his doctorate. He is the author of a number of catalog essays and articles for "Art in America" and "Arts Magazine." All of the lectures in the series address the issue of h ow art forms and styles relate to their social contexts. Each lecture is followed by a discussion period. The final lecture in the series will be on May 6, at 3:30 p. m. in Greenquist 101. Jack Burnheim of Northwestern University will discuss "Duchamp's Mysticism: Toward a Theory of Modernism and Post - Modernism." WE'LL PAY YOU 70 GET INTO SHAPE THIS SUMMER. If you have at least two years of college left, you can spend six weeks at our Army ROTC Basic Camp this summer and earn approximately $600. And if you qualify, you can enter the ROTC 2- Year Program this fall and receive up to $ 1,000 a year. But the big payoff happens on graduation day. That's when you receive an officer's commission. So get your body in shape (not to mention your bank account). Enroll in Army ROTC. For more information, contact your Professor of Military Science. m ARMY ROTC. BE ALLYOU CAN BE. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. 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Most of the music played on popular rock radio stations in recent times could be described as mindless, repetitive, uninspired (except by drugs) and non - creative. Groups like Genesis, Journey, Rush and Billy Squier (while having stylistic differences) insist on turning out records that sound like homogenized Led Zepplin regurgitations. Don't get me wrong — Led Zepplin WAS a great rock and roll group, but that was ten years ago. In case you have not checked your calendar lately, it is 1982 and you would think some creative force would have brought more variety and individuality to rock and roll since the seventies. Those creative forces do exist (somewhere out in musicland) but they are being stifled by the broadcast medium to the point of censorship — which is what "Swing to the Right" is all about. On the cover of this album, photographs of a book burning that probably took place in the fifties by a group of J erry Falwell types serves to illustrate the lyrical content of this album. Superimposed into the hands of a child on the front cover picture is a copy of the album — a nd it is about to be censored at 451 degrees Fahrenheit. Whoever did the artwork here was correct on two counts: One — this is a very "hot" album, and Two — it is being "censored" by local radio stations. The album is similar to the late sixties anti - establishment music but with a 1980's flair that makes it very interesting — and very good. Todd Rundgren, who writes computer programs in his spare time (Todd made the "Utopia Video Graphics Tablet" system for Apple) displays much of his masterfully refreshing guitar work while Roger Powell competently plays the synthesizers that he builds himself in such a way as to not sound like a video arcade on a Saturday afternoon. The powerful bass line of Kasim Sulton is complemented by the unique drumming style of Willie Wilcox. Highlights of this album include "Lysistrata," an anti - war song based on the Greek comedy made relevant for today's pre-World War Three society. Also good is "For the Love of Money," a synthesizer - laden remake of an old Gamble and Huff song. This is the only non - original cut on the album. A parody of today's punk rock fad "Junk Rock (Million Monkeys)" has a purposely monotonous rhythm that exemplifies current punk hits. Most of the other cuts on the album are well done musically while dealing lyrically with various attributes of today's society. The low point of the album, "Fahrenheit 451," is a disco - influenced ditty based on the Bradbury classic about book burnings. This cut is made tolerable only by its brevity. Despite the cynical nature of the music here, the last cut, "One World," is a fast moving, optimistically flavored tune that confesses the idea that even though some things in today's society are not too good, in general, things are still pretty good in this country. The only intrinsic fault on "Swing to the Right" is the mathematical precision by which each note seems to be played. This is a well - engineered album and the sound quality is excellent. Utopia albums are generally unpredictable in content — a ll of the past Utopia albums have been completely different. A valid comparison of these albums is hard to make but I would label this one an "average" Utopia album. However, the average Utopia album is twenty times better than popular music played on the radio so in this context I would give "Swing to the Right" an A - minus. Definitely a very good album, but certainly not Utopia's best. soncxxxmy Take refuge in this jazz spot by Tony Rogers Feature Editor I wrote an article for the Christmas issue of the Ranger on all the neat, cultured, and fun places to go in Milwaukee at night. It was a pretty good article (ha, ha, ha) and it talked about several different nightspots. But little did I know that right here in my hometown there would be a really sharp place to eat, drink, and see and hear live jazz. Yes, you heard me right, there is a place like that in Racine, and it is known as the Sanctuary Restaurant. I went to the Sanctuary for the first time last Saturday night after hearing that they were featuring a live jazz combo that evening. I arrived about nine p.m. or so, and although it was crowded my group managed to get good seats at a large table. I looked around, and got my first surprise of the evening. It was really nice! I mean, itwasn't fancy or anything, but it wasn't inundated in rusticism either, like a lot of places are. The restaurant is basically long and rectangular, with an extremely high ceiling holding large, low - lit lamps. The bar is at the back, with tables in the large middle space, and a small stage for the musicians at the front. The decor is understated: lots of wood, not too many silly paintings or anything, very simple, austere, clean. Very nice. I was served by a very pleasant waitress, and had the best grilled ham and cheese sandwich I've ever had, with a scrumptous piece of french silk pie to top it off. The menu includes quiche, crepes, salads, all kinds of sandwiches, and about anything else you can think of. There are several different kinds of wine, and a fairly, large selection of domestic and imported beers., I recommend the Labatt's Ale. The jazz group, a local one, was pretty good, and included a drum and acoustic bass backup for a fine saxophone / clarinetist and an excellent pianist. There were even a few vocal numbers belted out by an enjoyable singer. All in all, not bad for a small local combo. In sum, the Sanctuary has friendly waitresses-serving great food and drink at reasonable prices in a jovial atmosphere with a nice jazz group playing on Saturday nights. Sound good? The Sanctuary is located in downtown Racine at 231 Main St., and is open from 11:30 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Monday through Friday, and from 11:30 to 1:00 a.m. on Saturdays. Burned u p A contemplation of college to condo conversion by Carol Burns What if they gave a university and nobody came? There's talk of cutting the budget -again. Pretty soon no one will be able to afford to go on to school. Parkside could get cancelled for lack of funds rather than lack of interest. What would the state of Wisconsin do with a vacant set of buildings the size o. Parkside? Maybe Dreyfus would finally have a site for his new prision. No, the upstanding Kenosha and Racine residents would never go for that. Let's try something else. How about another shopping center? This area could use a Gimbles, but everybody knows that the new mall in Racine would be hard to top. No, that would never go over either — not enough parking space. What should the state do to make the most money possible from the sale of Parkside? Why, that's easy: convert into time - share condominiums! There's a lot to offer prospective buyers — a swimming pool, racquetball courts, a gymnasium, tennis courts, a weight room, baseball diamonds, a well - stocked library, a few on - site restaurants... They could make tons of money through a deal like that. People could buy one wonderful week of Kenosha residence for a few thousand dollars plus a yearly maintenance fee. The individual condos would be completely refurnished every five years or so. In keeping with tradition, textbooks would be replaced annually. If every state with budget troubles would sell one university on the time - share condo plan, their monetary problems would surely lessen. And people lucky enough to own a week at Pakside would be able to switch around for a week at another defunct university. Of course, a week of prime time at Parkside would be just a little more expensive to buy than just any old week. Now all we have to do is figure out when it's "prime time" in Kenosha. EAT A BAGEL . . . WEAR A BAGEL FREE BAGEL NECKLACE WITH ANY BAGEL PURCHASE — COURTESY PARKSIDE FOODSERVICE Gommi/m«a£!oi\ Arts THeatre April23-24, Bum Apfil 25, 2pm / April 30-7*\ajy 1, "5pm / HUfiW, CARNML lichets: Union info. DcsK. £t at tKc Doo/ S53-2345 of 553-2042 $ 2 5 0 Pu k r i d t St s d e n t s .St a fC, $3.5© Public Citizens THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 16 7:30 am - 2:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM featuring: • EGG AAcBAGEL ( OPEN FACE BREAKFAST PLATE) • TOASTED BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE & JELLY • PIZZA BAGELS • TUNA MELT BAGELS • MUSHROOM & CHEESE BAGELS • BAGEL BURGER •PASTRAMI /BAGEL REUBEN . •SPECIAL BAGEL & SEAFOOD SALAD PLATE . . . a n d yse • BAGEL ICE CREAM SUNDAES WITH HONEY & RAISIN BAGELS "Be t h e f i r s t o n y o u r b l o c k t o j o iinn t h i s l a t e s t f a s h i on c r az e . .w .h i ch we v er y we l l c o ul d be st a r t ing . " Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER Profile Ron Cuzner jazzes it up on "the dark side" presented the idea of mixing jazz with the classics. The management liked the idea, and Cuzner has been there ever since. With twelve years on the air, THE DARK SIDE is the longest running show on Milwaukee radio, and Cuzner has been there from the beginning. He selects the music from his own collection of 15,000 albums, but according to Cuzner, he has no particular favorites. "On any given night, then I will have a favorite," he says, "but it's like a person with twelve children. I love them all." He is completely in charge of the show's unique structure. Cuzner's announcing style is also unique. "At first," he said, "I sounded like every other top forty d.j. on the radio, giving you all kinds of information you don't need. My announcing style is kind of a de-evolutionary process, because now I only state the essentials, the things you absolutely need to know. "If you listen to me," elaborates Cuzner, "and you try to disassociate my voice from the words I'm saying, and just listen to the rhythm, and phrasing, and. accent of my voice, you'll hear music. "It's a gimmick. 1 want people to know they're listening to Ron Cuzner. Of course, there's an inherent danger that people won't like what I'm doing. So I do what I want to do, and hope more people like it than dislike it. "Last fall, I was interviewing professor (Tim) Bell, who had a group in Milwaukee at the time, on my show. Afterwards he approached me and asked if I would like to teach a course at Parkside. I thought about it for a few months, and finally said I would." Cuzner enjoys teaching. "I would definitely like to do this again next semester," he said. "I would also like to get more involved in other areas of the music department, too." A couple weeks later, I made a three a.m. trek to WFMR's Capitol Drive studios to watch Cuzner in action. I was met at the door of his third floor cubicle, studio number one. Wearing a Tshirt and slacks and sneakers, he talked about his work while I snapped pictures. The best part was, of course, when he was actually talking on the radio. Cuzner easily has the most unique announcing style in the business, backed up with years of experience. Imagine an announcer who, instead of bombarding his listeners with rapid fire information, slowly and carefully enunciates every word, every inflection. The major benefit is that instead of making his voice an interruption of the music, Cuzner is an integral part of the show. It is common knowledge by now CUZNER on the air at WFMR. that WFMR is changing owners in the near future. The last thing that Milwaukee needs is another rock station. If that happens, and Ron Cuzner decides to leave WFMR, the loss to the Milwaukee music scene would be incalculable. Earl and Wood Two Democratic candidates for governor have scheduled visits to Parkside. James Wood will speak at 3:30 p.m. on Wednesday, April 14, in the Campus Union, Room 207, and Tony Earl will speak at 1 p.m. on April 28 in the Union, Room 106. Both talks are sponsored by the Parkside Political Science Club and will be followed by discussion periods and receptions. Wood, who served as chief aide Ron Cuzner's television series, "It's Called Jazz," appears Thursday nights at 9 p.m. on Channel 10. WUWM - FM/90 provides a stereo simulcast. to speak here to former governor Patrick Lucey, has been deputy secretary, of the Wisconsin Department of Administration and founder and president of the Center for Public Policy. Earl was a member of the Wisconsin legislature from 1969 to 1974, serving as assembly majority leader, and was secretary of the Department of Natural Resources from 1976 to 1980. by Bob Kiesling Ron Cuzner is a busy man these days. Best known as Milwaukee's only full - time jazz d.j. and the host of WFMR's THE DARK SIDE, Cuzner is on the air six nights a week, from midnight to six a.m. Two days a week he teaches the Jazz Appreciation course here at Parkside, and just lately became the host of his own TV series. A veteran in the radio business, Cuzner got his first radio gig when he was fourteen. After graduating from Racine Lutheran High, he filled, at one time or another, the various positions on announcing staffs in the area, culminating with his job as jazz d.j. at WTOS in the late sixties. About 1970 he left WTOS because, "We had to sell our own ads. I hated that. I don't do it anymore." WTOS was in the process of being sold, and the programming structure was becoming too rigid for Cuzner's — and another radio vet, Bob Reitman's — taste. They left WTOS, Reitman to WZMF and Cuzner to WFMR, where he RON CUZNER ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic advisor prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the advisor, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 12. April 12-26 h as been designated as an academic advising period, and advisors will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISOR FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty, 348 Wyllie Library - Learning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ® MOVIE ® •Xf iUhl l jM Friday, April 16 - 7:30 p.m. Sunday, April 18 - 7:30 p.m. Rated "R' $1.50 UNION CINEAAA BREWERY TOUR & BREWER CAME TICKET HOLDERS: The re-scheduling of opening day hi forced the cancellation of the brewer tour. The game has been moved to 1:: p.m., therefore the bus will leave at 11: A M. on Friday uth from Union Circl our ticket can be used for opening day i refunded in full. Those unable to attend tt game should contact Neil at 553-2650 < soon as possible. Because of a potential availability openmgs for this trip, interested perso. should contact Neil at number above. Hurry — tickets going fast! Thursday, April 15,1982 Viewpoint Pregnancy—when unwed, the answer is never easy bbvy Pat HHeennssiiaakk IOVAH hor Kut -.O News Editor There is a lot of controversy about abortion. When does life start? Is abortion murder? For some pregnant women, abortion is out of the question because of religious belief, or because of the feelings of guilt that can develop with an abortion. Abbey was a college sophomore when she found herself asking the question, 'What should I do?' For a number of reasons, Abbey chose to have an abortion. "First, I'd like to say that this wasn't an easy thing for me. People think that abortion is quick and easy. It isn't. It was one of the most difficult decisions I've ever made. Some people see it as the simplest thing to do. It's terrifying and impersonal. I'll never do it again, but I don't regret doing it. If there are any regrets, they lie in not being able to say no to some guy that really couldn't have cared less." Abbey went up to the Bread and Roses Clinic in Milwaukee. A lot ran through her mind as the elevator started to move. One of the things she started to think about was the concept that once it was over, you couldn't turn it around. "If you decide to have the baby, you have time to decide whether you want to keep it or give it up. Once you finally figure out that you are pregnant, you don't have a lot of time to decide if abortion is right. I worried a little about that, whether or not I was doing the right thing. The one thing I worried about more, was all of the things that you year about the action of abortion. From one person you hear that you're asleep and from the next you hear that you aren't. I was awake. Walking into a room with a lot of machines, and knowing what you are about to do, is earth shattering. It was for me. I was shaking, all because of what I heard. Of course, it can't be expected to be a pleasant experience. I had the impression that the people were cold, and that you aren't well - r eceived. I have never been given more comfort and support than that day at Bread and Roses. The people were really good to me." The staff at the clinic talked to Abbey as long as she wanted after the abortion. They didn't have to convince her that what she did was right for her. "I know what I had to do. I wasn't ready for a baby. Things happened at the wrong time for me. I was a sophomore, and a Business major. There was no possible way for me to fit a baby in. I knew it then, and I know it now. I also could have never afforded a baby, and I wouldn't have felt right letting the governor pay for my mistake. I did it, and I pa id. I'm glad that the entire society doesn't look down on me for it." Abbey said that adoption was also out of the question for her, because she felt if she would have had the baby, she wouldn't have been able to give it up. "I weighed all of the options, and although I did what I thought was best, I also did what was the hardest of three. The decision was as hard for me as anyone else, but there are ways that I could have survived with a baby, but like I said, it was my mistake." On a hot summer day, one of the families in America that was waiting to adopt a child finally got their baby. It was a girl, and Barb remembers when the doctor told her that. "I heard the sound of the baby crying, and she just screamed. It was quite a hello for everyone involved. The doctor held the baby up quickly and smiled and said, 'Barb, it's a girl. She's really big.' I was so glad that she was healthy. I often thought that if she wouldn't have been, I would have kept her. I believe in the idea that people love their own if they aren't healthy. I loved her, but as long as she was healthy, I know that there was someone else that could make her happier. I never regreted my decision to give her up, although I m sure if the situation came up again, I would keep the baby." Barb has never regretted what she did, but while she was pregnant, she had a lot of second thoughts about giving the baby up. "For a long time, I thought it was wrong to give something up that was as much a part of you as a baby is. It didn't seem fair. To be straight, it seemed selfish. After a lot of thought, and serious thought at that, I realized that if I gave the baby up, she would have a better life, better than mine, and better than what I could offer, that it was a good thing. The only part of the bargain that I a sked her before I gave her away was that she adjust to the life around her, no matter what it was. I know it sounds ridiculous to tell a newborn that, but I had to be certain that she would do her best. I am." Barb is only worried about the number of adopted children that look for their parents now. It seems to get easier and easier every day. "I guess my idea is that I gave her to someone else to love and take care of. Unless she feels as if s he has been neglected, I have no intention of seeing her again. Having two parents that love her anough to say, 'Come and live in our house, and be one of our own' will have to be enough for her. I think it will be. I wouldn't want her to hurt her parents, and I think kids that look for their 'real parents' are really telling the people that raise them that all they have done for them hasn't been enough." Barb is happy with her life and happy with her decision, and she thinks about the baby a lot and hopes that she is happy too. "I gave away a big part of myself, and it wasn't easy, but all of it was done in the best interests of all concerned. I think it worked out for the best." Cathy has been a mother for two years. She has a son, and lives by herself with her son. She made the decision to keep her baby because she didn't want to miss out on seeing her son grow up. "I thought for a long time that I might opt for giving the baby up, but it just isn't something that you opt for. By the time the fifth month rolled around, I knew that I would keep the baby. He has been the happiest thing that ever happened to me. He is so cute, and he always laughs, and he's always such a gentleman, even at two. Don't get Continued On Page Four Miller times^s Miller High life 10 Thursday, April 15,1982 RANGER M New" Sox start new season This is the time of year that every baseball team talks about being a contender, and the Chicago White Sox are no exception. However, this year just may be different than the last few, considering . . . According to Dan Evans, White Sox Public Relations, the Sox Organization is very optimistic about the upcoming year. Two key off - season deals were made resulting in the acquisition of Steve Kemp from Detroit, whom Evans describes as "a left - handed hitting slugger and good RBI man." The other new addition to the team is Tom Paciorek, former Seattle first baseman who finished second in hitting last year with a .326 average. New to the team last year was the dynamic Carlton Fisk, who was awarded the American League Silver Bat and was named the most productive catcher. Also, Greg Luzinski, the Comeback Player of the Year and outstanding designated hitter. Luzinski's year resulted in 21 homers, 62 RBI's and a .265 batting average. Another new signing of last year was Bill Almon, that phenomenal 29 - year - old shortstop who had what can only be called a fantastic season last year. Almon, who had been released by the Mets at the conclusion of the 1980 season, was invited to the Sox Spring Training Camp in 1981 as a non - roster player. Due to injuries of two Sox infielders, Almon became the starting shortstop on opening day and has had the job ever since. He had his best season ever last year, attaining the highest batting average of any American League shortstop with a .301. The starting line - up for the beginning of the season seems as though it will be: Ron LeFlore, CF, leading off; Tony Bernazard, 2B; Steve Kemp, LF; Greg Luzinski, DH; Tom Paciorek, IB; Harold Baines, RF; Carlton Fisk, C; Jim Morrison, 3B; and Bill Almon, SS. Said former White Sox slugger and five - decade player Minnie Minoso, "This year I think that we're going to have a good baseball club. I didn't have the opportunity to be at Spring Training to watch, but I know we're going to have power hitting and good pitching." Minoso is now involved in Public Relations for his former team. Minoso went on to say, "If we give 100%, we have a chance at the pennant. We're going to give the fans the best of this Chicago organization." As Minoso said, the Sox do have good pitching, but they need to really be consistent this year in order for it to pay off. A most impressive pitcher is 22 ? year - old left hander Britt Burns. Last year Burns tied for fourth in the league with an ERA of 2.64. He was second in the league with 108 strikeouts and was named to the American League All - Star team. During a period in July and August, he maintained 30 consecutive scoreless innings. Another starting pitcher is 23 - year - old Richard Dotson, who will be going into his third full year for the White Sox. Last year, Dotson, a right hander, had a record of 9-8 with four shutouts. Dennis Lamp, another right handed pitcher, was traded to the Sox last year from their cross - town rivals, the Cubs, and proved to be very successful with his new Chicago team. He had a record of 7-6 and a 2.41 ERA. On August 25, he pitched a one - hitter against the Brewers at County Stadium. Southpaw Steve Trout had a yo - yo season, but is sure to wind up in the starting rotation once again this year. He finished the season with an 8-7 record and an ERA of 3.71. So there you have four of the starting pitchers and, with the recent trading away of Ross Baumgarten to Pittsburgh, it remains to be seen who will take his place in the starting rotation. So far, the bullpen will consist of Kevin Hickey, Lamar Hoyt, Jerry Koosman, Lynn McGlothen and, perhaps, Salome Barojas. Besides Baumgarten, recent transactions have done away with utilityman Greg Pryor, slugger Wayne Nordhagen and Bobby Molinaro. In addition to the numerous new players, the White Sox will begin the season showing off their new uniforms and their home field, Comiskey Park, will boast its new five million dollar scoreboard and some new box seats as well. SPORTS NOTEBOOK t © LAST SUNDAY Parkside held yet another roadrace, watch next week's Ranger for results. Coach finalists Parkside has announced that the following seven finalists will be interviewed over the next two weeks for the vacant head men's basketball coaching position: Rudy Collum, 35, assistant basketball coach, Parkside. Wiley Davis, 31, athletic director and basketball coach, Everett Community College, Everett, Wash. Frank Diskin, 42, athletic director and basketball coach, St. Mary of the Plains, Dodge City, Kans. Rees Johnson, 41, basketball coach, Augsburg College, Minneapolis, Minn. Rod Popp, 32, assistant basketball coach, UW - LaCrosse, LaCrosse, Wis. BfcGlNNER OR ADVANCFD Cost is about the same as a semester in a U S college 52,989 Price includes jet round tri|) to Seville from Me«v York room board, and tuition complete Government grants and loans available for eligible students. Live with a Spanish family, attend classes tour hours a day four days a week four months Earn 16 hrs of credit (equi valent to 4 semesters taught in u S colleges over a two year time span) Your Spanish studies will be enhanced by opportunities not available in a U.S. classroom. Standard t/ed tests show our students' language skills superior to students completing two year programs in U.S. Hurry, it takes a lot of time to make all arrangements. FALL SEMESTER SEPT. 10 Dec. 22 SPRING SEMESTER Feb. 1 June 1 each year. FULLY ACCREDITED A program of Trinity Christian College. SEMESTER IN SPAIN 2442 E Collier S.E. Grand Rapids, Michigan 49506 (A Program of Trinity Christian College) CALL TOLL FREE for full information 1-800-253-9008 (In Mich., or if toll free line inoperative call 1-616-942-2903 or 942-2541'collect) Dale Race, 35, assistant basketball coach, UW - Eau Claire, Eau Claire, Wis. Jeff Spielman, 30, athletic director and basketball coach, UW Center - Richland, Richland Center, Wis. Bike for M.D. Well, it's time to dig that bicycle up and out from the basement and get it in working order. Greg Scarlato and Chuck Neustifter have already done just that, and they have even planned their first trip of the season. The two intend to bike for two weeks across Wisconsin for Muscular Dystrophy (MD), starting on June 1. Although the exact route has not yet been plotted, they plan to go 60 miles a day, traveling on mostly county highways through the central part of the state. Scarlato and Neustifter are presently looking for people to join their excursion, and they are also looking for sponsors. Should they raise $500 or more, they will get to present a check to Jill Geisler on Channel 6 television. The trip is not, in the words of I Scarlato, "for softies." There will be no support vehicle, and each particpant is expected to carry his or her own equipment. They will be camping overnight in state parks. Anyone interested should call Greg Scarlato at 657-5714. Intramural B-ball The Parkside intramural basketball program will be hosting their annual basketball championship next Sunday, starting at 7:00 p.m. with the "Super Cocks" taking on "The Lords." On the second court, the "Five Neat Guys" will meet the "Gunners" for a game. At 8:30 p.m., the two winners will come up against each other for the "coveted Intramural crown." SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPORTS SPORTS ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TROPHM AND AWARDS f AST. SMIOUSC ENORAVMO SCRVKX s •BROOKS • TIGER • NIKE • PUMA • PONY • CONVERSE • SPOT-SUIT • SAUCOMY • SPALDING • NSW BALANCI HOURS: MOR.-PRL IBM AM - *«0 P.M. •AT tOMAM -BSOPM CLOSED (LMDAYI A HOUDAYt FOOTWEAR. The Active Athletes One Stop 694-9206 THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE EXCLUDEDAFTER °ATE 0F ,SSUE' sale ,tems /$• $ TONIGHT! THURSDAY, APRIL 15 UNION SQUARE 57 PAA FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75<t, $1.0 0 & $1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS LENDER 5%% Interest Iff Your Daily Balance is $500.00 er Morel WE'RE HERE ¥0 HELP YOU GROW! RANGER Thursday, April 15,1982 Tennis Coming Events The Parkside Union AND WTMJ-TV CHANNEL 4 PRESENTS FREE CHECKING! 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414-248-9141 24726 - 75th Street - Rt. 50 (Paddock Lake) Salem, Wis 414-843-2388 A TORNADO SAFETY SEMINAR WITH METEOROLOGIST & WEATHER FORECASTER JIAA on TUESDAY, APRIL20 7:30 p.m. UNION CINEMA THEATER FILM—SLIDES—INFORMATION FREE ADMISSION! Season off to great start Even though the weather has stopped the Ranger tennis team from practicing and playing their meets outside, the team has compensated by practicing many hours in the gymnasium. The team as a whole started their season March 2, trying to develop their consistency while getting into shape. Although Coach Dick Frecka was out the first two weeks of practice for back surgery, his assistant and team captain Claude Cielonko ran most of the practices. However, Coach Frecka recovered very fast and came back in plenty of time to start the team play - offs. In order to play most meets against other colleges, the Parkside team must have six singles players and three double teams, with the singles players making up the doubles teams. After the play - offs, the following lineup was announced: Art Shannon - one singles, Bob Schmook - two singles, Tony Nielson - three singles, Claude Cielonko - four singles, Chris Truckey - five singles, Mike Brinen - six singles. The doubles teams proceeding from number one to number three are: Art Shannon and Bob Schmook, Tony Nielson and Claude Cielonko, and Chris Truckey and Mike Brinen. The first meet, played on April 2, was against Moraine Valley. The meet was played indoors and the Ranger tennis team won six matches to three. The winning singles players were: Art Shannon, Bob Sehmook, Tony Nielson, and Claude Cielonko; and the winning doubles teams were: Nielson - Cielonko, and Truckey - Brinen. The second meet, played against Lake County College of Illinois on April 7, also produced another win for the Rangers, in which the team won eight matches out of nine. The oily loss came when Rick Friegang, of Lake County, beat Chris Truckey in three sets, with the third set ending a close tie - breaker. The third meet, played against Beloit College on April 9, gave the Parkside team their third win, with all the Ranger players winning their matches. And finally, on April 10, the Parkside Ranger tennis team was able to get their fourth straight win. The Rangers beat North Eastern Illinois six matches to three, with the only losses coming from Art Shannon and Bob Sehmook in both their singles and doubles. So far, the Ranger tennis team has done very well and hopefully will continue to do so. However, lack of fan support has probably cost the Rangers their lost matches. The matches were very close and could have been turned around with more fan enthusiasm. The continued success of the team will not only depend on the experience of the players and their competitiveness, but also on whether more Parkside fans take more interest in their team. lilt PARKSIDE men s tennis team has started their'82 season with four straight wins! Go Rangers! ' Photo by Masood Shafjq Sunday, April 18 MOVIE "Excalibur" (R) will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday, April 20 COURSE "Using the Library" at 7 p. m. Call Ext. 2312 fo r more information. Sponsored by UW - Extension. 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 Thursday, April 15 WORKSHOP "Children of Alcohol & Drug Impaired Parents" at 8 a. m Call ext 2312 for more information. Sponsored by UW - Extension. SHOW "Patrol Dogs" at 12 noon in Main Place. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Vet's Club. LECTURE at 3:30 p. m. in GR 101. Russell Bowman of the Milwaukee Art Museum will talk on "American Folk Art and Its Influence on 20th Century Art" The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT "Pizza, Pasta, and All That Jazz" with the Parkside Jazz Band at 5 p. m. in Union Square. All are welcome. Friday, April 16 COURSE Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation at 1 p. m. in Union 104 - 106 Call ext 2366 for details. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. MOVIE "Excalibur" (R) will be shown at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored participanfs^in^h^aerobiexerdses^ SP°nS°red ^ amUa' We" Day' Pidured are som< Photo by Masood Shafiq Monday, April 19 ROUND TABLE at 12:15 p. m. in Union 106. Prof. Lee Thayer will talk on "The Functions of Incompetence".*The program is free and open to the public. COURSE Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation at 9 a. m. in Union 104 - 106. Call ext. 2366 for more details. LECTURE "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality" by G. Gordon Liddy at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 Outside UW-P sports Chicago Cubs create new hopes by Greg Boilofiglio A favorite story of Pete Rose's on the Chicago Cubs goes something like this: "Every year we'd come to Wrigley to play the Cubs and everyone up there is fired up. They'd say 'You just wait, we're going to win the Series this year. Just you wait!' As usual the Cubs have started out playing fairly well when we'd meet them again a few weeks later. Everyone up there is going nuts. 'We'll take it all this year, just you wait and see!' Then comes July and the Cubs go into their annual dive and you hear them say 'We're going to take the pennant this year, just you wait!' The next time we play them is in August or something like that but this time they're saying 'We're going to win today, we're going to win today, just you wait and see!' " That's a great story and one that succinctly describes the modern day fortunes of those bumblers of the NL East. But alas, we are told, a new tradition is underway for these cubbies. The Tribune Company Cubs enter their first full season with some big plans and a lot of high hopes, if nothing else. And while the prospects for a better record appear rather remote, the 1982 version of the Chicago Cubs will at least look different. GM Dallas Green selected ex - Phillie coach Lee Elia to be his manager for this new venture. Elia, in turn, selected ex - Phillies Tom Harmon and John Vukovich to be his third - base coach and bullpen coach respectively. Playing in compact Wrigley Field has generally meant that with a few power hitters in the line - up you had a better than average chance of winning a close game with one decent swing of the bat. For all practical purposes, Chicago won't enjoy that luxury this year. The Cub's regular lineup will feature second baseman Bump Wills in the lead - off spot. Wills hit .251 for the Texas Rangers in 1981. Larry Bowa, who will play at CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING - professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639 687!. Help Wanted LAWNSKEEPER and gardener for semi - large estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very north side of Racine. If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. Wanted ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175 - Dick O. For Sale LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer. 14 ft. Olympic class, ex. cond. S1400. 639-6635. FILM - T HEATRE - SHAKESPEARE BOOK SALE thru May 5. Quality used and out - of - print books at The Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312 6th St., Racine, Also, to celebrate Shakespeare's birthday on April 23, a selection of prints and engravings from the 181h and 19th centuries. Over 1200 used books in all areas for sale. Lost BLUE BACKPACK with books taken from D 1 level of library on evening of April 5. If found, please call 657-6216. Miscellaneous DONATIONS Unitarian Universalis! Book Sale May 8 — Call McLean 632-8011. Personals LET'S GET YOUR ADS IN GEAR! We have room for more classifieds. Free up to ten words! LINDA (ABM) — The main rule is keep cool! You're the best -• (NE). KATHY SLAMA — you are also one of my favorite people — thanks for being my friend — t he mystery writer. WANTED: VIRGIN for ceremonial sacrifice to winter storm god. Contact Bob H. THE SECOND RULE is to live with your mistakes. GOT DEM OL' early registration blues agin' PUNK ROCK LIVES! I Bring your safety pins and leopard skin tights to your favorite classroom. A PERMANENT honeymoon, Loretta? DR. DREW — I h ope that you choke on your scarf!!!!! BOB — May a vicious punk rock record attack you late one evening! NE — I thunk that you're preety great! SE — I t hunk too much, and broke my brain. Thanks for everything! ED —You can catch moreflles with honey ... People who live In glass offices ... GARLIC TOAST — Happy Birthday — French Bread short and bat second, hit .283 f or Philly last year. First baseman Bill Buckner (.311 in 1981) and right fielder Leon Durham (.290 in 1981) will remain in the number three and four spots respectively. Catcher Keith Moreland, who hit .255 for Philadelphia last year will bat fifth. Steve Henderson (.293 in 1981) will play left and hit sixth. Rookie Ryne Sandberg (.167 for Philadelphia in 13 games), who knocked Ken Reitz out of baseball, will play third and hit seventh. And Tye Waller, who hit .268 in 30 games for the Cubs last year will play in center and bat eighth. — Team Strengths — (What's that? A Cub team having a strength?) Believe it or not, the Cubs will have a few areas of strength this season. Perhaps their best asset is team speed. Aside from Moreland, every member in the starting lineup has above average speed. Another unique advantage in the Cub lineup is the fact that the number one and two men, Wills and Bowa, are switch hitters. A f inal area of strength lies in the bullpen. Dick Tidrow, Bill Campbell, and Lee Smith will definitely see a lot of action in 1982. Team Weaknesses — The club lacks any serious home run threat. To get runs, the Cubs will have to scratch and claw their way in much the same manner as did the '59 White Sox. If anything will ensure of northsiders of another below .500 finish, it will be their starters. Ferguson Jenkins, Dickie Noles, and Doug Bird make up Chicago's 3 man rotation which on pure merit, is perhaps the weakest in the major league. — Outlook—1 In his wildest imaginations, Dallas Green could not have envisioned the situation he was entering. But in a few short months, Green has done much to bring the slumbering Cubs into the Twentieth Century. Forget about the Bowas, the Buckners, and the Jenkins; Green will build the Cubs in much the same manner as the Phillies were rebuilt: by developing a sound farm system. Ryne Sandberg represents just one example of this. Sandberg came from Philadelphia's Oklahoma City farm club. The Cub farm system however, is years away from turning out such excellent prospects. Green's other acquisitions have at least made this year's club a respectable one. And while manager Lee Elia's contention that the Cubs will be a .500 team may be a bit optimistic, the team will be competitive. For the Cubs, that in itself is promising. Order now! ssssawfe- Name College. Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S— M L XL Amount Enclosed $ Offer expires December 31.1982 No purchase necessary New York residents add 8 25% sales tax Please allow 4 to 6 weeks fo r shipment 101 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 26, April 15, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document i/T University of Wisconsin - Parkside For PSGA President Students petition to hold recall election by Ken Meyer Editor A drive to collect the required 800 si gnatures in order to hold a recall election for the PSGA presidency is being spearheaded by Phil Pogreba, members of student organizations and other students. Jim Kreuser won t he March 10- 11 elections with 320 votes (38.5%). Pogreba received 295 votes (35.5%), Loretta Lacy placed third with 207 votes (25%) and Mike Axelsen received eight write - in votes (1%). The recall petition gives five reasons for having another election: • Kreuser failed to review and/or revise the Teaching Excellence Committee's guidelines as requested by the Faculty Senate and he failed to appoint someone to the same; • Kreuser failed to meet the requested deadline by the Chancellor for two appointments to the Sexual Harassment Committee; • Lack of communication with the administration on student - related interests causing lack of student input on administrative decision - making; • Lack of availability; • The causation of bottle necking information resulting in the lack of information within PSGA and flowing out of PSGA. A table has been set up in Level PSGA urges fight budget by Ken Meyer Editor The Legislative Affairs committee of PSGA is urging students to help them combat the proposed education cuts in the state legislature by contacting their legislators and telling them to oppose the cuts. PSGA members have been calling area legislators in the last couple weeks to find out how they plan to vote on the cuts, said Legislative Affairs director Mike Pfaffl. Four of the six local legislators have said they oppose the proposed 4% b udget cut to the "There has to be a united front now. There has to be JIM KREUSER 1 of Molinaro Hall and students will man the tables collecting signatures until next week Wednesday (the goal for collecting the required amount of signatures which is 15% of the student body, or approximately 800). Kreuser had not yet seen a copy of the petition when interviewed by Ranger, so he didn't know the actual charges being made against him. "I think it's uncalled for," Kreuser said about the recall petitions, "because there was an election — o ne in which I didn't campaign that hard and the people voted for my name with the issues." "I do believe that nothing positive will come out of these students to actively cuts to UW PHIL POGREBA petitions," said Kreuser. "I don't believe there's going to be another election (and if there is) the voters will make another reasonable, rational decision like they did in the last one." Kreuser believes the recall "would hurt student government more than it would help it." He said the same thing happened in United Council last year and it caused a lot of f riction. Pogreba said he doesn't feel the recall would hurt PSGA "because PSGA is hurting now. We need a change in leadership," he said. Pogreba thinks there is a "mandate for change" because 62% of the voters voted against Kreuser. "That's obviously going to happen when there are four people running for an office," Kreuser said about his winning by a plurality. "You can't expect a majority. That's the way the election system is set up. There's no primary, so obviously that's going to happen. If they want to change the rules for next year and have a run - down or primary, I think that would be a concern the Elections Committee should look into." Pogreba takes issue with the quantity, as well as the quality, of Kreuser's leadership, noting that Kreuser has missed two of th e last three Senate meetings. PSGA Senators are required to keep three office hours per week at times to be available to the students. "If their leader isn't doing that, why should they?" Pogreba said. "He's supposed to set an example." According to the PSGA Constitution : If or when enough signatures are gathered calling for a recall election, the petitions will be presented to the PSGA Senate. The Senate will immediately turn the petitions over to the Elections Committee, which will have five days to verify the names on the petitions. If illegal names are on the petitions, causing the number of valid signatures to fall under the 15% requirement, those issuing the petition will have five days to get the required number of signatures. If they fail to do so, their recall petition will be declared null. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his / her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition will have his / her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he / she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedures (gathering signatures in order to be placed on the ballot, etc.). There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of th e valid petition is received by the Senate. System opposition now. UW System; they favor a 2% cut, which would save about $200,000. A 4% cut would mean $422,200 at Parkside. PSGA has been taking action in hopes of making students more aware of the issue and therefore maybe save the UW System some money. PSGA members have gone to local high schools with booklets outlining the proposed cuts and the effects the cuts would have on all the UW campuses. The PSGA Senate voted unanimously condemning the Dreyfus - Reagan cutbacks. Plans are also being made to have voter registration during early fall registration later this month. The state legislature was supposed to have deliberated the budget before it recessed on April 2, but they didn't, so Governor Dreyfus has to call a special session. "The main thing that I'm trying to get through is we cannot do it alone," said Pfaffl. "People can still find out who their legislators are or call Legislative Hotline and tell their legislators that they're students at Parkside and feel that these education cuts are bad for society. "If a legislator gets 150 calls in one day about education cuts instead of two or three," said Pfaffl, "he's going to think, 'Hey, these people are involved — th ey know what's happening.' There has to be a united front now. There has to be opposition now. "We're having a drastic cutback on the state and national level," said Pfaffl. "Then you have cutbacks on financial aid and on top of it all you have higher tuition. It's almost guaranteed that tuition will go up $100 next year." The reason for the tuition increase is that the percentage students pay of th e total education costs of the UW System will be raised from the current 25 percent (the state picks up the other 75 percent). Pfaffl said this will make access to the universities harder. "What are our priorities here?" he said. "Are the people in control trying to bring a more diversive split between those who have and don't have? A good wa y of doing that is by cutting down education because education is one of the best ways of climbing the ladder." The November elections can make or break students, said Pfaffl. "Legislators are growing paranoid, I think, of the growing awareness that's happening throughout the campuses," he said. But Pfaffl says more students have to become actively involved. Students have to be concerned and they have to activate their concern. "Help us," said Pfaffl. "Help PSGA become a political force. It will benefit the students in the long run." The toll - free number for Legislative Hotline is 1-800-362- 9696. G. Gordon Liddy to speak April 19 G. Gordon Liddy, controversial mastermind of the Watergate break-ins, will give his version of the scandal that scuttled the Nixon administration in a talk at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 19, in the Union Cinema Theater. Liddy's topic is "Government: Public Perception vs. Reality." His talk is sponsored by the Performing Arts and Lecture Committee of the Parkside Activities Board, a student organization. Admission is $3 and tickets are available at the Campus Union Information Center; $2 for UW-P students. Liddy served 4-1/2 years in prison for his role in the Watergate break - ins. Subsequently, he has been a successful lecturer and author. His autobiography, "Will," has been a best - seller. Born in New York City in 1930, Liddy earned a bachelor of science degree from Fordham College and a doctor of law from the Fordham Law School, where he was a member of the Law Review. Liddy served two years as an Army officer and five as a special agent of the FBI where, after six commendations he became, at 29, one of the youngest men ever to serve as a Bureau Supervisor on the staff of J. Edgar GORDON LIDDY Hoover. After practicing international law in Manhattan, serving as a prosecutor and an unsuccessful candidate for Congress, Liddy returned to Washington where he served as Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Treasury and its Enforcement Legislative Counsel before becoming Staff Assistant to the President in the first Nixon administration. There he served in the special investigative unit "ODESSA", later to become known as the "Plumbers", then became General Counsel to the Committee to Re-elect the President, from which he directed the Watergate break-in. Inside • Letters, letters, letters New Music: The Classics • Women's softball starts • Creationism 2 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER THE ADMINISTRATION'S EXECUTIVE ORDER WOULD C LASSIFY AS SECRET ANY INFORMATION Recall would hurt PSGA Dear Editor, I am writing in response to the harmful letter being distributed concerning the recall of PSGA President James Kreuser. I have worked very closely with Jim as Legislative Affairs Director, and know how hard he works for his fellow students. It isn't unusual to see him working away in the office at all hours of the night. Jim and I have been in close contact with our local and state legislators, and are preparing to campaign for Dem. Governor candidate Tony Earl. Through the Senate we have fought the tuition surcharge, raising of the drinking age, library cutbacks, tuition increases, financial aid cutbacks, and the $432,200 that Parkside could lose next year furthering our problems. On the domestic front Jim has been working on the proposed changes to the Breadth of Knowledge requirements, starting up the Union Operating Board, starting a legal service on campus, teaching evaluation system, and a committee to look into research requirements for tenure and contract renewals, among other things. This recall, if to some horrid possibility would work would only break apart the great strides that PSGA has made during the James Kreuser ERA, and to future possibilities. Can't the losers face the fact that they lost the election fair and square, and to go on their merry way instead of trying to divide an already divided Senate? Michael Pfaffl Legislative Affairs Director PSGA Senate ...WHICH MIGHT SUGGEST "VULNERABILITIES OR CAPABILITIES O F S YSTEMS, INSTALLATIONS PROJECTS OR PLANS THAT RELATE T O NATIONAL SECURm) • IN O THER NEWS THE KREMLIN ON THE GROUNDS THAT IT WOULD REl£Asfe NO INFORMATION ON LEONID BREZHNEV'S natutmai^ ww!tv 10 HOSPITALIZATION ^r-r^ N^I^^SECURlTY. - Write Ranger a Letter!!! Ex-PSGA officers rate Kreuser To the Editor: As previous Presidents and Vice - Presidents of Parkside Student Government we have observed the last year's performance of our current President Jim Krueser. We believe he has not consistantly upheld the constitutional and traditional roles of PSGA President, and has not always served the best interests of the students at UW-Parkside. It is our concensus that an adequate President would do the following : 1. Provide faculty and administration with student response to various issues; 2. Transmit information from faculty and administration to the PSGA Senate and the student body; 3. Publish and maintain office hours (in the PSGA office) during periods of prime student attendance so that he/she is available to the Senate and students; 4. Appoint students to voting positions on faculty committees; 5. Submit PSGA budget to SUFAC on time, and appoint a treasurer; 6. Exhibit model behavior. As a leader of the campus representing a wide variety of students, the President should be a role model who looks out for the interests of all the students. Jim Kreuser's actions as President of PSGA during the past year have been in contradiction to the above basic criteria. Some examples of this are: Pogreba explains recall To the Editor: By now I'm sure most of you have read of heard something about a recall election for the office of President of PSGA. As it will be evident, and as it should be, there will be quite a controversy over this issue. There are some questions as to how this controversy will affect PSGA as an effective student representation body. When I first heard about this recall I too had reservations as to the effects on PSGA. But after analyzing the current problems of the leadership within PSGA, I feel that ignoring the situation would be even more detrimental to the overall effectiveness of PSGA than the controversy itself would be. The key word in the preceding paragraph is REPRESENTATION; specifically student representation. Do we have it? Is it effective? Obviously I feel we do not have proper representation and the representation we do have is inferior to the standards we have had in the past years. That was my main reason for running for President. The office of President is a critical position in any organization. It is a position of policy setting and decision making and the administration of those same policies and decisions. These policies and decisions reflect the interest of the entire student body and therefore should not be taken lightly. The office of President also holds power. That is the power to delegate such things as authority and credit. But the one thing the President cannot delegate is responsibility; responsibility to his or her constituents. If the President neglects those responsibilities it not only makes the organization look bad but also the body that he represents. The responsibilities of President of PSGA are stated in the constitution; they are varied and too extensive to fully explain at this time. However, there is one responsibility which I feel is the most important of all the responsibilities of the President and must be stated at this time. That responsibility is the insurance of communication flow. The communication flow between — administration, other student organizations and anyone the president comes in contact with — and the Senate (which is the real voice of the students and the true governing body within PSGA). An example of the neglect of this responsibility is stated as one of the reasons for the recall. That is: lack of communication with administration on student - related interests. This reason by all means is not exagerrated and can even be carried to a further extent. The current President has not attended two out of the last three Senate meetings. This not only increases the lack of communication flow but also leads to the ignorance of the Senate on administrative decisions concerning students. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I do favor a recall election and will do anything I can to see that it becomes a reality. I feel that the controversy over this issue will not be detrimental to PSGA but is necessary for the positive growth of PSGA. Phil Pogreba 1. Currently the modern technology proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements is being evaluated. Jim did not consult the Senate as to their opinions regarding this issue and therefore did not transmit their feelings to the faculty committee. 2. The Faculty Senate requested that Student Government extablish a new procedure for the Teaching Excellence Award. Traditionally, Student Government has placed high value on this issue. As President, Jim is responsible to make sure this was accomplished. To date no such procedure has been developed. Chancellor Guskin requested that Jim appoint two students to the Sexual Harrassment Task Force. Jim delayed the actions of this committee by neglecting this charge. 3. Jim has not supplied a schedule of office hours when he would be available, prime times for this would have been mornings, afternoons and early evenings. The only established "office hours" Jim has ever admitted to have been in the Union Square or at home by phone. 4. There were many unfilled student seats on faculty committees because Jim did not take the responsibility to fill them. He also did not monitor the attendance and proceedings of many of the student representatives on the remaining committees. The result of these actions was the loss of students' voting voice on these committees. A specific application of this was in the Library Learning Center Committee where no students were on/or attending these meetings where $70,000 of budget cuts in periodical subscriptions were proposed. There was no student input on this issue until it was specifically requested by the Chancellor. 5. Since SUFAC provides the funds that support student government it is imperative to have budget requests submitted to them on time. During the past year PSGA's budget was turned in two weeks late. Perhaps if Jim had appointed a treasurer as it states in the Constitution he would have had help in fulfilling this commitment. 6. Examples of Jim Kreuser's reo c c uri ng i n a p p r o p ria te Presidential behavior are: • consuming alcoholic beverages outside of the Union and in the PSGA office which violates University policy. t obtaining furniture for the President's office that was not properly requisitioned. We have allowed Jim Kreuser the past year to develop as President of PSGA, we can no longer afford incompetency in the President's position for the sake of the students, Parkside Student Government and the University. Tim Zimmer, President 79-80 Dave Hale, Vice President 79-8C Tracy Gruber President 80-81 Claire Tolstyga Vice President 80-81 Kay Mullikin Vice President 80-81 Kathy Bambrough Vice President 81-82 Kathy Slama Vice President 81-82 Recall ridiculous We have noticed petitions circulating on this campus recently. These petitions are asking for a new Presidential election, because some people feel the wrong man won. There is ideally nothing wrong with fighting to correct an injustice, but in this case there was NO injustice done. This whole idea is ridiculous. The grounds for the recall are weak and ambiguous at best. It is true that Kreuser didn't receive a majority, but in an election with four candidates only a plurality is needed to win. If a majority were needed, then a primary should have been held. Furthermore, to address the question of Presidential job performance, it is clear to us that Kreuser did far beyond the "requirements" that are called for in his position. As many people know, the power in student governance is with the Senate The President is a guiding force without supreme power According to the PSGA Constitution, "15% of the Parkside student body must sign the petition." Assuming that this petition receives the required 800 student signatures, are these all students that voted in the last election? Hell No! Where were these students on election day! They had their chance — whose fault is it that they did not utilize their opportunity? In effect, the petitioners are saying that the election process that has served this country for over two hundred years is no longer good enough. Losing is part of the game, and it is obvious that some people just don't know how to play. It seems to us, this whole idea of a new election is rather absurd. Why not work with the President instead of causing continual turmoil? Let's work together to eliminate student problems and continue to work toward the students' goals. A1 Spallato PSGA Senator Chuck Betz PSGA Vice President Ken Meyer Pat Hensiak Tony Rogers Karen Norwood Steve Myers Mark Sanders Andy Buchanan Andy Petersen Linda Andersen Juli Janovicz ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Co-Photo Editor Co-Photo Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager Asst. Business Manager Distribution Manager Pattv • ' ^ 3rd Beal ' Gre« Bonofiglio, Carol Bui Lisa l^h ^ ry Kaddatz ' Joe Kimm, Karla Kol O^trowiuf iS Luehr ' Dick Oberbruner, Ch Masood bhafiq, Tammy Shuemate, Jeff Wii uw parkside and ,hey are RANGER is printed bythe lUnion r™ ' 1cad , emic vear except during breaks and hoi Written permission is required for rTor m /r Publishin 9 Co - Kenosha, Wisconsin. All correspondence should be artrtrfc 2 . any P° r,ion of RANGER. Parkside, Box No. 2000 Kenn>;hA \«? Parkside Ranger, University o< Wisi Letters to the Editor win ! ' Wisconsin, 53141. paper with one inch marqins A?iP iff, " ,ypewri,,en ' doublespaced on standar c uded for verification etters must be signed and a telephone numb Setts';: 1? ;v iw "»»»»• reserves all editorial pSae.f'in t ?' . ,or P ubli«»ion on Thursday. The RAt ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain fa N N,<» \ RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 vocated the basic precept of man actualizing himself as an individual without a basic moral standard. This is the basic foundation of punker philosophy. However, Sartre's absurdity becomes absurd. Sartre, himself, in the development of his own self - actualization, betrayed his own ideology by signing the Algerian Manifesto and aligning himself to a moral cause. What good is a philosophy of a man who cannot live up to his own philosophy? Furthermore, as Lord Devlin advocates and past capitalistic history indicates (capitalism as we know it, so staunchly advocated by John Hawls) the individual and individual idiosyncracies have no precedence over society and, thus, sociological unity must be maintained at the invonvenience of a few irrational and trivial sects. Thus, in lieu of Sartre's philosophy, punkdom has no place in the limelight of American life, in view of its socially unacceptable ideologies and practices, e.g. slam dancing and the pinning or stapling of one's own cheek. Though the movement as a whole is now proven intolerable to capitalistic society, so staunchy advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls, let us hope this does not by association render a permanent adverse effect on the individual's intellectual maturity. In maintaining our objectivity, we see no concrete evidence of any feasible alternatives advocated by punkdom in regards to more fruitful individual lifestyles — somewhat ironically, though, we see quite the opposite. Instead, we perceive thousands upon thousands of confused and seemingly brainwashed individual's advocating an extremely vehement liberality for the sake of being liberal. There is no rational cause, no rational alternative, or no rational standard of living, hence there is no rational movement. Simply radical expression for the sake of expressing radicality — all at the expense of the fine capitalistic tradition, so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. Instead, we have formulated a more rational alternative to punk rock. It is possible, in theory, to advocate a new form of Neo - Darwinism relating back to Berlin, 1935, but, as one can plainly see this is neither workable nor ethical. We have come to the conclusion that punkers are attention seekers, a paranoia of extreme socio - psychological significance. Viewed from the systems perspective of communication, developed by Professor Lee Thayer of U.W. - Parkside, punkers commit the actions they do in search of feedback, positive or negative, which, in turn, serves as new input which, while being unique to the model of Thayer's, is mentally regressive; this process is on - going and dynamic until it renders the individual mentally incompetent. This was not Thayer's purpose — his purpose is mental growth and social awareness, the opposite of what happens in the punk realm. The only way to rid ourselves of this growing influx of warped egos, neurotic sensationalism and social depravity is to socially ignore, shun, and avoid punkdom in hopes that it will no longer be fueled by society's acknowledgement of its existence, that its flame will flicker and Continued On Page Four rationalized and advocated by Harvard Philosophy graduate John Rawls and, of course, ex-con, country - western singer Merle Haggard. Truly, in their blind ignorance, punkers have attacked the principles and roots that have made America great; our America, which has had such tremendous success throughout the world with its highly defined moral code based on social uniformity and its implementation of a truly democratic, capitalistic structure; which is so staunchly advocated by John Rawls. How then do we defeat the parasitical entourage of depravity, which has eaten away at the basic foundation of this country that the middle - class has so diligently worked to create? According to Lord Patrick Devlin's principles, there is a moral right for society to silence and sanction punk rock. It is clear that a majority of people when questioned, would find punk rock "indignant, intolerable, and disgusting," which according to Lord Devlin allows society a certain moral, right to sanction and override the individual's right, as long as it applies to the destruction of society's basic moral fibers. In contrast, Jean - Paul Sartre, in his infinite wisdom, became the forerunner of punker ideology. Sartre adEVEN STRAIGHT A'S CAN'T HELP IF YOU FLUNK TUITION Today, the toughest thing about going to college is finding the money to pay tor it. But Army ROTC can help - two ways! First, you can apply tor an Army ROTC scholarship. It covers tuition, books, and supplies, and pays you A up to $1,000 each school year it's f .M. But even if you're riot a iSB scholarship recipient, ROTC can still help QQJ with financial assis- fhyz tance—up to $1,000 last two years in the program. I jB contact your M1A^ROTC! CC' i BEALLYOUCANBE. \\ ** Kircher plays dirty trick Dear Editor: One of my teachers, Kraig Kircher, recently went a little too far in using his authority as a teacher. I am in his Process of Management class. The primary goal of the class is to learn how to be a good manager (or so I thought). One of the points Mr. Kircher has been stressing is the fact that managers won't be in their current job position long if th ey do not listen to, and treat their subordinates fairly. To me this attitude was not demonstrated by Kircher when he graded our last exam. There were 2 bonus questions, worth a total of 9 points, in which he stated there would be no penalization for not answering them. He did not indicate anything about being penalized for trying, but I was. I got both questions wrong and as a result had my grade drop from a B plus to a C (on a normal curve). This happened because my percentage was taken out of 110 instead of 101, which was the total amount of points without the bonus. When someone complained to him about it not being fair, he simply stated that there had to be an element of risk. Dirty pool, Kraig, dirty pool. If h e plays these kinds of tricks, I can imagine what he would do to my next essay exam and case if he found out I wrote this. Abused Student 'Parkside STILL Has Style" Call: % Cpt. Moldenhauer Marquette Un. A. ROTC Call collect 1-224-7229/7915 ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE PARKSIDE FOODSERVICE ^ INVITES YOU TO. . . ^ Get 'em While They're Hot FRESH FROM OUR OVENS EACH DAY BETWEEN 7:30 & 8:00 am UNION DINING ROOM REC CENTER hours for * Easter Weekend Saturday, April 10 noon - 1 a.m. Sunday, April 11 Closed • APPLE OR CHERRY TURNOVERS • CARMEL NUT ROLLS • CINNAMON ROLLS • APPLE OR CHERRY STRUDEL ALSO: TRY YOUR OLD FAVORITES .. . NEW & IMPROVED CHOCOLATE BROWNIES, B.A.C.'s, BERRY PIES, SPECIALTY CAKES, ETC. 6 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Club Events^w^w Improving employee attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students welcome. Chemistry club The chemistry club trip to Abbot Labs will be held April 23. Departure is 1 p.m. and return is approximately 4:30 p.m. A sign - up sheet will be posted in Grqst. 227. TWO ARMY MP's demonstrated several moves capable with ChpPrlpArlprc one of their specially trained dogs last Monday in Mainplace. V,,CCI lcc,uw5 The MP's demonstrated how the dogs were trained to attack and heel. For part of the demonstration, they asked for volunteers from the audience and they showed how handy a trained dog could be doing police work. The dog, "Moonshine" also showed his intelligence by trying to take a bite out of his trainer's arm. There's going to be a car wash May 6 and 7, in the Tallent parking lot. The event is sponsored by the cheerleaders, other details will be posted later. Engineering contest held The ultimate in energy saving — a vehicle that runs on rubber band power — will be the design challenge facing high school students participating in an engineering contest this spring at Parkside. Deadline for entries is April 16 and the contest will take place at 1:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 2, in Molinaro Hall. Both team and individual entries are eligible and design specifications are available from the Parkside Alumni Association in Wyllie Library - Learning Center (Phone 553-2515). Each design will be judged in two categories, maximum distance traveled on a circular course and most creative and innovative design. Cash prizes will be awarded to the winners. The event is sponsored by Gould Inc. - Gettys Motion Control Division, Unico, Inc., Young Radiator Co. and Easton Corp. in cooperation with the Parkside Engineering Alumni Association and the UW-P Engineering Science Division. Following the contest the engineering facilities will be open for inspection. ********•********•****•**********.** Write a letter to Ranger AUTOGRAPHING PARTIES April 10th — 12-2 Professor Thomas C. Reeves of UW - Parkside will discuss and anWE^E MCTARTC1" 31 test selIer - THE L1FE April 17th — 12 - 2 Aprils he tn £"h meet U1 / tr r dS and aUtogra I> h his b °°"s- On Writers for bevondtwo RIVERS 8 " by Frie " dS ° f America " • We have complete stocks of four beautiful lines of "alternative" greeting cards, including those for Mothers' and Fathers' Dav and graduation. These lines are proving very popular. # ?l rn SAati2 n f ry deP a , rt™ent now features Crane and Caspari if ml'- 1I ? cludir ? g invitations, place cards, thank - you S stationery! " * PrmtCd a " d engraved weddil « and * Travel books have been increased, too. Make your gufde book! C ° r gn ' m° re enjoyable by Purchasing a good • The Old Book Corner offers over 1500 volumes of used, rare and out - of - print books at very reasonable prices. Our April book sale feautres actors, playwrights and Hollywood. To celebrate Shakespeare s birthday, on April 23 - 24 we will offer Shakespeariana. f>cofak CtXSL, 312 Sixth Street — Racine Telephone 632-5195 Mastercard and VISA Cards Welcomed Physics club The Physics Club will be traveling to Chicago April 16 for a tour of Adler Planetarium. vSpace is limited to 15 seats; Physics club members have priority. Remaining spaces will be open to anyone interested in attending. For info, attend the April 12 meeting at 1 p.m., in Grqst 230. Pi Sigma Epsilon PSE is sponsoring a bake sale on Thursday, April 8 to help send representatives to the national convention in Atlanta. The second annual PSE LOOP 500 is scheduled for the end of April. PSE general meetings are held every Wednesday at 1 p.m. Meeting places will be posted along the concourse. All interested student are welcome. Industrial Psychology Group The Industrial Psychology Group will hold an organizational meeting for students interested in gaining information about the Industrial / Organizational Psychology concentration. The meeting will be held at 1 p.m., April 14, in Union 209. Students V presently involved in the concentration will be available to provide information and answer questions. SNO Elections for next year's officers of the Parkside Student Nurse Organization will take place April 12-16. Ballots and ballot boxes will be placed in WLLC D-175 and Tallent Hall Nursing Lab until 4 p.m. The next SNO meeting will be held Monday, April 19 at 12:30 p.m., Tallent Hall 182. Special Appeal: To all R.N.'s and any other present or former nursing publication or medical publication subscribers. (Journal Nursing, Nursing Outlook, R.N.) don't throw them out!!! The Student Nurse Organization is trying to establish a library in Tallent Hall. Medical and Nursing magazines, and donations are needed. Tax exempt statements will be issued to all donating individuals. Contact Ann Boyle in WLLD D-175, ext. 2480, or Margaret Preston in Tallent Hall at 553-2725 about donations. Balancing Act is winner Women in Business Parkside art professor Dennis Bayuzick, of Kenosha, has been awarded an honorable mention cash award at the 25th Annual Beloit and Vicinity Exhibition for his airbrush acrylic painting titled "Balancing Act." The show, which remains on view at the Wright Art Center at Beloit College through April 10, was judged by Katherine Mead, director of the Elvehjem Museum of Art at Madison. Bayuzick also had paintings accepted at four other juried exhibits during March / April: the 58th Annual Rockford and Vicinity Show at the Burpee Art Museum, Rockford, 111.; the 6th National Watercolor Exhibition at the Springfield Art Assn. Galleries, Springfield, Illinois; the 6th Annual Seven State Competition at the Nohr Gallery, UW-Platteville; and the Galex 16 National Juried Show at Galesburg Civic Art Center, Galesburg, Illinois. A member of the UW-Parkside art faculty since 1977, and cimrently coordinator of the Art Discipline, Bayuzick received his Master of Fine Arts degree from Ohio University School of Art in 1975. Women in Business will hold aerobic dancing on Mondays and Wednesdays from 1-2 p.m. in the wrestling room of the P.E. building. Accounting club On Monday, April 12, at 1 p.m., the Accounting Club will hold a general meeting in Union 104. Topics of the meeting will include the Spring Banquet, the regional public accounting night and much more. Refreshments will be served. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCI ATI ON FREE CHECKING! 5935 - 7th Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-4861 7535 Pershing Blvd. Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-694-1380 4235 - 52nd Street Kenosha, Wisconsin 414 - 658-0120 8035 - 22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin 414-657-1340 410 Broad Street Lake Geneva, Wiscons 414-248-9141 , P 24J3 6 ", 75th street - Rt. (Paddock Lake) Salem,' 414-843-2388 CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS 5Vt% Interest R Tsar Daily Balance Is >500.00 or Morel ISLE WE'RE HIRE TO HHP YOU GROW! Burned Up Wargamers battle it out at Parkside by Carol Burns A military base on Parkside? What's this world coming to? Just when you thought you knew everything about this place, you can always manage to discover something new. Take, for instance, a certain room (140) in Molinaro Hall. Hundreds of students file past this room daily. But how many notice the peculiar events taking place therein? Strange noises and loud laughter eminate from inside. A green telephone hangs on the wall. Students sit in there wearing unny hats and stickers on their foreheads. Whatever they do in ®re> 5 sur e seems like fun nf rOZ ^T c " riosity Sot the best of me and I had to find out what Zlf°!? g ° n UP° n entering, I found that this cubicle is affectionately referred to as "The Warroom," (much as Hawkeye's abode is dubbed "The Swamp") and is the headquarters of a bona - fide'Student organization known as the Parkside Association of Wargamers." So that's what they do all day They play war games. The penViewpoint Mike Bassis enjoys Parkside by Pat Hensiak News Editor When a student has a problem academically, they should see their academic advisor. When an academic advisor can't help, and things are starting to get desperate, students can go and see Mike Bassis. Bassis is the Associate Dean of Faculty, and he deals with student academic affairs. The students that are on academic probation, or have an academic problem, usually find their way to his office. Dropping courses late involves the approval of Bassis and the course instructor. Withdrawn students seeking re-entry also meet with Bassis. Bassis came to Parkside from the University of Rhode Island on July 1,1981. He spends about 25% of hi s time working with special cases within Student Academic Affairs. The rest of his time is spent with budgeting issues for the divisions, evaluating faculty for tenure and promotion, and getting courses for the curriculum approved through various levels. Bassis is currently heading a task force on student retention, the purpose being to find ways to upgrade the qualities of programs and services so that Parkside is able to retain more students. "I would like to work t ings out so that we can help students get what they want right here," explained Bassis. He has two text books published on S ociology, one of them being used at Parkside. Bassis is the Patronize R anger A duertisers "Welcome back students!" Have fun! 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Perhaps that's what the telephone is for — but shouldn't it be red? The Wargamers try to keep their games as realistic as possible by having members who are qualified to play the parts of demented officers. These people should be in special demand if th e U.S. would be so unfortunate as to enter into another war. If real battles aren't your bag, fantasy war games such as the fabled "Dungeons and Dragons" can be found on the shelves. By hosting the annual Gen - Con in August, when wargamers from across the country descend upon Parkside, this student club actually makes money for the university every year. (Which in turn distinguishes it from many of the other parasitic student organizations that infest Parkside.) So even though these students appear only to be "wasting time and their GPA's," they may foreshadow a time when wars are fought with cardboard tanks and plastic dice, and the greatest injuries inflicted are paper cuts. Ensemble to present concert A joint concert by the Parkside Percussion Encemble and the Chamber Percussion Ensemble of Carroll College will be presented at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 12 in Parkside's Comm. Arts Theater. The ensembles will play charts by Peters, Schiffman, Elias, Beck, Latimer, Doemland and Parchman. Linda Raymond directs the UW-P group and James Sewery the Carroll group. Admission is $1 for students; $2 for others. A faculty recital by classical guitarist Susan Gulick scheduled for April 18 has been cancelled. Wouldn't that be great? MICHAEL BASSIS editor of the journal, "Teaching Sociology." The publication is released four times a year and contains essays and research papers on how to improve instruction in Sociology. Being new keeps him learning new ways to be helpful and new ways that he is expected to be helpful. "I love this place," said Bassis. "I like Wisconsin, I like Parkside, and I like the people I've met. I have an enormous amount of respect for the institution. The issues of teaching and learning are very important to me. I guess that's why I'm in this type of work. I don't think I've ever been more excited about what I am doing. Sometimes it's overwhelming,, but it doesn't distract from the excitement." ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1982 will be available beginning Monday, April 12, 1982 at the Informational Kiosk in WLLC Main Pace. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL * ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION 4- * r *•••••••••••••••••••••••*•••••••*••••••••••••••••••••$ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * J * * * * * * * * *•*-«- IX r EXCLUDED. ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic advisor prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the advisor, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 12. A pril 12-26 h as been designated as an academic advising period, and advisors will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISOR FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of F aculty, 348 Wyllie Library - Lear ning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - ma triculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. RANGER Thursday, April 8,1982 by Pat Hensiak News Editor Creationism is a subject of great controversy. Professor Steve Dutch of UW - Green Bay led an entertaining and informing lecture last Friday on creationism. Dutch started by explaining that little children see the world as being run by magic. For instance, often times when an only child is blessed with a baby brother or sister, that only child would prefer that the baby be taken back to the store where it was purchased. Dutch also pointed out that most people spend their lives believing the magic to some extent. Cause and effect aren't really connected as far as many people are concerned. What one thinks, causes things to happen. This is a very magical kind of world. Even if people are given some sort of advanced information on a subject, their opinion will often stay the same as it was before they were given the extra information. "You can prove to people that things will happen one way," explained Dutch, "but the people still believe differently." The different classifications of science that Dutch explained were: Center Science, which is a very well - established set of rules and results for something; Reminder: Checks available Payroll Student payroll checks will be available in the Union Bazaar Friday morning until 11:45 a. m. due to Good Friday. Checks will also be available Monday until 4 p. m. in the Union Bazaar. Winter Carnival Students who won money prizes during Winter Carnival are reminded to pick up their checks in Union 209. Frontier Science relates to things that are solidly based, but there may be several equally possible alternatives to something; Fringe Science, that which is quite speculative (perhaps ESP, or the Loch Ness Monster. Basically, things that may be true, but evidence is equivicable); a Pseudo Science is something that has no chance of being true. According to Dutch, creationism tails squarely into the Pseudo Science category. There are many reasons why people will believe in a Pseudo Science. People can believe due to a genuine conviction, or feelings of powerlessness, and a desire for fame or sense of rebellion: There are also practical benefits, such as diet fads. Pseudo Science can offer adventure, escapism, and maybe fun. Meeting up with Bigfoot sounds like a wonderful way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Social concerns have an effect on what people believe too. Attention comm. majors All students who have declared Communication as a major, minor, or area of interest are invited to attend an informational meeting on Monday, April 12,1982, at 1:00 p.m. in MOLN 105. The meeting has been scheduled by the Communication faculty to inform students about up-coming program revisions and the provisions that have been made for current Juniors and Seniors. The Communication Program's progressive direction and professional emphasis will be explained and discussed during the hour - long meeting. If you did not receive a meeting notice in the mail, please notify Professor Richard Carrington, CA 251, and plan to attend this important gathering. How to do well in Economy Class Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so you can use the money you save for lots of other things. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. More time in the sun if you're headed for Miami, San Juan or Puerto Plata. Or for even more fun in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Boston. And, if you are flying to Europe this summer, make your reservation and buy your ticket now. With our guaranteed fare policy you are protected against any fare increases from now until departure. So if you want to do well in Economy Class, fly Capitol's. For reservations, call your Travel Agent or Capitol at 312-347-0230 in Chicago, 800-572- 5788 in Illinois or 800-621 -5330 outside Illinois. No one makes Economy Class as economical as we do. San Franciacof^V Lo« y THE LOWEST FARES jfe Brussels a pseudo science As Professor Dutch started to speak of religion and creationism, there was a rumble of thunder that sent the listeners and Dutch into a small state of disbelief and coincidence. Religion is the final reason Dutch gave for believing a Pseudo Science. Dutch explained the creationists view of earth history, containing the following points: the earth is young, about 10,000 years old, and the earth actually did form during a six - day period. Creationists believe that the major event since creation was the Biblical Deluge (the flood of Noah). According to the creationist, life was created supernaturally, species were created separately, and the earth was shaped by supernatural events. If evolution is true, creationists would see man as nothing more than an animal. They are opposed to the origin of species and plants by evolution. "There is a very strong, implicit statement in creationism," stated Dutch. "It says that you really can't believe in God and evolution at the same time." What creationists are then attempting to do is overturn evolution by gathering and interpreting data and convincing others that there is reason to doubt. They try to point out deficiencies in current views and point out logical errors. They also try to answer criticism, but Dutch doesn't believe they succeed in doing any of those things. Dutch feels that what a Pseudo Science actually does is make mistakes. Creationists actually thrive on Methodological errors, s a l e s m a n s h ip f a l l a c i e s, exaggerating uncertainties and raising doubts, by creating a general mistrust of critical reasoning, and by claiming that if their own theory has not been disproven, then it must be right. By methodological errors, Dutch refers to using outdated or invalid information — to see something cited from the 1930s that has been long proven wrong. A failure to follow up their information with logical consequences is also familiar. As Dutch put it, "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." The salesmanship fallacy brings out the concept of persuading people that there is a legitimate reason to doubt. The Galileo Fallacy points out that, "Galileo was persecuted, and he was right. Therefore, as a creationist, I could be right." Charges of persecution are quite frequent by Creationists. Duane Gish, a creationist, stated this after an attack was made on creationists by another scientist: "Most scientists are unbelievers, and unbelieving materialistic men are forced to accept the materialistic, naturalistic theory for the origin of all living things." What Dutch is pointing out by using Gish's quote is that counter - attack is viewed as a threat from the establishment, no matter how mild or civil it could be. Fringe Science has a desire to play by two sets of rules, that is, a scientist is expected to account for everything that happens. If a fringe scientist can't account for something, he makes it clear that he deserves a better chance. There are a lot of reasons why things may not be explainable. The first, there may be nothing to explain. A possibility is always present that there is bad data, a trivial problem, or that some sort of hoax has taken place. Systems can be complex, or things could be unexplainable due to the normal unfinished business of science. Chances also claim that a particular issue is unexplainable by known laws, and that new ones are needed. Dutch pointed out that this is where most creationists get their lead - in. ALL WISCONSIN COLLEGE COMPUTER MATCHUP MEET SOMEONE NEW THIS SPRING wi^telfo^rW6 ^ me6t "°,r 0ne °! W this , sPrin9? Answer the following questions and you will be matched with ten other Wisconsin Co lege students of the opposite sex. Each person who participates will receive a letter ltnd*T° Xr S) WhiCh Consists of ,he names ' addresses, and ages of ten Wisconsin College students who you are most compatible with. Send your answer sheet and $5 to: ALL WISCONSIN MATCHUP 1. Are you: 20560 Orchard Road 1. Male 2. Female Marysville, Ohio 43040 10 11 1 wish to be matched with: 1. Asians 2. Blacks 3. Spanish 4. Whites 5. Does not matter How tall are you? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4 Very tall How tall do you prefer a date to be? 1. Short 2. Medium height 3. Tall 4. Very tall What is the color of your hair? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4. Blonde (light) What color of hair do you prefer a date to have? 1. Dark 2. Brown 3. Red 4 Blonde (light) You consider yourself 1. Calm, cool, always in control. 2 Alive, full of fun 3. Quiet and sensitive 4 None of these People say I am 1 Very good looking 2. Better than average 3 Average 4 Less than average I would rate my sex appeal: 1 Ten 2 Eight or nine 3 Six or seven 4 Five or below What would you prefer to do on a first date'' 1 Go to a movie 2 Have a quiet dinner 3 Dance the night away 4 Go to a concert Where would you rather live'' 1 A city 2 The country 3 A suburb of a city 4 A small town 12. What kind of music do you most like to listen to? 1 Pop 2. Country 3. Jazz 4. Rock 13. How important is it to you to have a lot of money (wealth) someday? 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4. Not important 14. What size family would you want to have? 1. No children 2. One or two children 3. Three or four children 4 Five or more children 15 In regard to world issues, 1 am 1 Very interested 2 Moderately interested 3 Slightly interested 4 Not interested 16. When kissing I 1 Keep my eyes open 2 Keep them closed 3 Both 4 Never paid any attention 17 What is your opinion of most spectator sports' 1 Like to watch often 2 Like to watch occasionally 3 Enjoy a few sj orts 4 Not interested in sports 18 What do you prefer 1 Republican 2 Democrat 3 Independent 4 Prefer not to vote 19 Does it bother you when others smoke' 1 Yes 2 No 3 Sometimes 20 I find my horoscope 1 Interesting-check it often 2 Anuising-check it occasionally 3 Ridiculous-don't belive in it 21 Of the following rather 1 Ski ir. Colorado 2 Sun in Florida 3 Theater in New York 4 Showtime in Las Vega ould 22. Clothes and personal appearance are: 1 Very important 2 Slightly important 3 Not important 23. In regards to alcoholic beverages 1 "Love" to drink 2 Drink occasionally 3 Drink rarely 4 Do not drink alcohol 24 How intelligent are you? 1 Very intelligent (genipus or near genious) 2. Above average intelligence 3 Average intelligence 4 Below average intelligence 25 Physical attractiveness is 1 Very important 2 Moderately important 3 Somewhat important 4 Not important 26 Do you enjoy opera? 1 Yes, very much 2 Occasionally (once, twice per year) 3 Once in a great while 4 No 27. What is your idea ot a romantic evening' 1 Candle-light dinner 2 Sitting by the lire 3 Watching the sun go down (a beautiful sunset) 4 Gazing at the stars 5 All of the above 28 I believe 1 All convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 2 Some convicted murderers should receive the death sentence 3 Capital punishment should be eliminated 29 1 go to church 1 Seldom or never 2 Once or twice a month 3 Nearly every week 4 Every week 30 At a dance. I preier to 1 Dance most dances 2 Dance fast 3 Da rice s|ow •4 Stand around and talk FIRST NAME n: ANSWER SHEET LAST NAME M i l IT I I 1 i 1 T T i 1 I 1 I T I N4ME OF SCHOOL ADDRESS M M 1 1 i n n 1TITTT AGE 1~T~1 PLEASE CIRCLE ONE Male Female CITY. STATE. ZIP QUESTIONS ANSWERS 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 H ITTTTT HJ "'I QUESTIONS 1 I ANSWERS 8 Thursday, April 8,1982 RANGER Driscoll named Dona Driscoll, a junior from Muskego, has been named to the WWIAC all - conference indoor track team by vote of th e coaches. She won the WWIAC 600 last week in 1:26.62, a Parkside record and the fastest time recorded in the state this year among WWIAC schools. She had placed fifth in the event in the NAIA championships in February. She also placed fifth in the 300 in the WWIAC meet. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards at this campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE / TIME Inc. 4337 W. Indian School "C", Phoenix, Az. 85031. WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger. 15% commission plus bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. HELP WANTED: Lawnkeeper and gardener for semi - large estate. Must have references and own transportation. Very North Side of Racine, If interested contact Karen in the Ranger office. Salary negotiable. Wanted ROOMMATE WANTED. Responsible female to share expenses and rent. 654-3868. ROOMMATE NEEDED after graduation. Wood Creek, 552-9175, Dick O. ANY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS interested in having formal fun? Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE ROTC needs attractive female for Naval Ball. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs female escort to Marc Plaza. Brendan, 962-8081. MARQUETTE STUDENT needs Parkside escort to formal dance. Brendan, 962-8081. NEED DATE for Naval Ball. Will pay expenses. Brendan, 962-8081. I'M NOT DESPERATE! I just need a date. Brendan, 962-8081. For Rent 2 BEDROOM HOUSE in country. 25 miles west of Kenosha. S250 a month plus utilities. 632-4005. Miscellaneous UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SERMON - "Here comes the Sun" - S unday 11 a. m. - Racine. Personals HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE! Now you're REALLY getting up there. LAM. THIS WEEK on Monster Chiller Horror Theater "Nerf Basketballs from Hell." Count Floyd. FREE BUDGIES at Tex 8. Edna Boils Organ Emporium. GET YOUR AOS IN GEAR! Free classifieds really should be too good to pass up! Let's get some student inter - communication! TO KATHY SLAMA You are one of the most wonderful people I know - G uess who? HEY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS Brendan is serious.and I think you should give him a chance, TO KEN MEYER - an Unforgettable Editor has turned a year older - h ave a wonderful year! N.E. KEN - I hope that you had a great birthday. • Now I c an't be accused of seducing a minor in any State, ouy evol I! Your Linda! small Come to a THURBER CARNIVAL FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Women split p air by Kathleen Pohlman Last Thursday the women's softball team started their season. Lynn Barth pitched a one - hitter to shut out St. Xavier of Chicago 2- 0. Kathy Toban, the Ranger's catcher, played a helpful game of defense including several good throw outs. Cindy Ruffert had a triple and Bonnie Schmelter had a double to assist Parkside with their first victory. However, they lost the second game when St. Xavier scored in the last inning on a long fly ball. The score ended at 5-4. Cindy Baker had a triple and a double. Due to inclement weather, last Friday and Saturday's games were cancelled. Nevertheless, there are still many games left. Next week's game schedule is: Saturday at 11 a.m. against Whitewater and Wednesday at 4:30 p.m. against Stevens Point. Both games will be played at Petrified Springs Park. Fans are always welcome and admission is free. Last year the women's softball team had a great season. Their record was 19-8 which helped them get invited to the NAIA Tournament in Texas. They placed seventh out of 14 and were also State Champions of their conference. Out of the total team from last year, five decided not to return. But with Laura Laurenzi, who made All - American, and Lynn Barth, Nancy Kivi, Cindy Ruffert, Paula Sandahl, and Kathy Toban (the six original starters) the team is off to a good beginning. The new players who show great potential are Ann Althaus, Cindy Baker, Janet Broeren, Jeanne Jacobs (second year), Kim Johnson, Michele Martino, Linda Masters (second year), Anita Ratsch, Bonnie Schmelter, and Lori Windhorst. be topped j Please sendachec Qffer Seagrams 7 Crown mv 10152 Please send a cnecK unnv. roTo^TwYo^-N.Y 10:52 Name. College. Address. Seagram, S(»m^Creum • . • Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S M L XL Amount Enclospri c Offer expires December 31,1982. No purchase necessary. New York residents add 8.25% sales tax Please allow 4 to ( 5_ to 6 weeks for shipment. Classical music stands the test of time ••••••••••••••••• Ranger needs writers! by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Classical music has been around for hundreds of y ears, but how many people listen to it today? Everybody listens to that god - awful pop - rock music. I used to listen to it too, so I don't want to sound like a snob or anything. But I got tired of popular music, and started listening to the classics. I find it interesting when I talk to other people around school about classical music, and they tell me they think it is 'rtgid,' 'unchanging,' and 'hard to listen to.' Maybe I'm talking to the wrong people, but I just don't understand this attitude. Classical music is not rigid, unchanging, and it's not hard to listen to. In fact, it can be downright pleasurable to listen to. So in this article I'm not going to try and be some kind of music scholar (I'm not, believe me), rather I will simply tell you about some of my favorite compositions in classical musieland, and you can decide for yourself. Now that I've written that big introduction about classical music, I'm not even going to write about classical music. Bet I fooled you, huh? No, actually I'm going to begin with Baroque music, which sort of came before what we today know as the classics. Some background info first: Baroque comes, for the most part, from the 17th century, and by definition is improvisational and contrasting in nature. Baroque composers include such names as Vivaldi, Pachelbel, and Telemann. Most scholars consider Baroque music less intellectually stimulating than classical, and if th ey say this I suppose it is true. Nevertheless, Baroque is both easy and fun to listen to, and a good way to lead up to the classics. Lots of Baroque music has been featured in recent films, including Kramer vs. Kramer and Ordinary People. So you see, Baroque can have popular appeal. I'll bet you're saying to yourself now, "Well this is all fine and dandy, but when I go to a record store, how do I know what to buy?" Fear not, this writer has thought of every contingency. What follows are some of my picks for a basic- Baroque collection, listed with the composer's name • first and the compositions following: Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons, Concerto in D for Lute and Violins, and any of the other Vivaldi concertos - He wrote hundreds, including concertos for Baroque trumpet, flute, strings, and so forth. I especially like the Lute and Mandolin concertos; Johaan Pachelbel - Canon and Gigue; Handel - Water Music; Telemann - Canata for soprano and orchestra. There is, of co urse, much more that I could recommend, but these are a few that might catch your ear. There are many Baroque albums that have a collection of various works by several different composers, and these are good if you are on a limited budget. The Kramer vs. Kramer soundtrack is one such album, as it contains a wide range of material from both Purcell and Vivaldi. In terms of orchestras, Neville Mariner and the Academy of St. Martin in the Fields do Baroque proud. So if you've got the money, go for Baroque (no pun intended). Now on to the classics. After Baroque, neo - classical Baroque, and whatever else Baroque you can think of, came the classics, sometime in the 18th century. Classics are a step above Baroque in terms of musical integrity, and like a fine wine, take some getting used to. A taste must be developed for the clq^sics, and if you don't like the classics, you don't have taste. How's that for musical snobbery? Just kidding. I'm sure you've heard of the three B's (Beethoven, Bach, and Brahms) so I will use this clever alliterative device as a starting point. Bach came first, and was as much a part of the Baroque era as the classical. He composed choral works, concertos, orchestral f no moresuites, and about everything else. In fact, Bach's genius seems to be in his ability to take various forms of mu sic and bring them to a state of perfection. WFMR, the classical radio station in Milwaukee, has a bumper sticker that says, "Keep Bach." Well put. Ludwig Van Beethoven was a frustrated, miserable, rebellious man. He had a brusque, disagreeable personality, could not get along with women, and in the latter part of his life went deaf. Yet, he was probably, and still is, the most original, revolutionary "Michelob after work makes you glad there's a rush hour'.' Put a little weekend in your week. and passionate composer who ever lived. His music is stormy, tempestous, reflecting his life and personality. His music takes time to get used to, but it is truly great. As a boy Johannes Brahms earned a living playing piano in whorehouses. After being proclaimed a genius by Robert Schumann, Brahms eventually settled in Vienna and spent the rest of his life composing. Brahms is often seen as the 'heir' to Beethoven. He remains one of the most important composers. There are over a hundred other classical composers that have received varying degrees of recognition, so it's obviously impossible to even begin to cover any amount, of classical music. But I can tell you what the most famous composers are known for composing. Here goes: Chopin and Rachmaninoff for piano pieces; Ravel, Debussy, Tchaikovsky, for the romantic nature of the compositions; Wagner, for his almost mad works. I could go on and on. I won't though. Here are some of my favorite classical works. See what you think: Beethoven - The Sixth Symphony, or 'Pastorale.'; Bach - The Brandenburg Concertos, Toccata and Fugue in D minor; Mendelssohn - Music for 'A Midsummer Night's Dream"; Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition; Ravel - Bolero; Copland - Appalachian Spring - Fanfare for the Common Man; Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries. You might have heard Ravel's Bolero in the film, "Ten," and you probably heard Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" in "Apocalypse Now." Even if yo u've never heard of any of these compositions, or even of their composers, you might, just might, try listening to one of them. If, by chance, you really enjoy what you hear, you can come and thank me for writing this article. If you can't stand what you hear, however, I will not reimburse you for the album you buy. Sorry. Punk rock - Distributed by E. F. MADRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Continued From Page Three eventually die. We must get to the point where we are so socially unaware of this phenomena that we don't even perceive it; therefore, if it is not perceived, it will not exist. We hope our efforts will increase social awareness and, subsequently, social unawareness of the beforesaid phenomena — whatever that was. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside New ter m begins PSGA Senate supports Bearden hby v KKen pn MMpeyvper r • • The March 25 PSGA Senate meeting saw the inauguration of President Jim Kreuser and Vice President Chuck Betz and the beginning of the Senators' term. There were nine Senators at the beginning of the meeting; there were 14 at the end. Two students, Loretta Lacy (who was a presidential candidate) and Mike Scoon, were nominated by unanimous consent to begin their two - week internships to become Senators. Phil Pogreba, an unsuccessful presidential candidate in the March 10 - 11 election whose Senatorial term ended, was appointed by unanimous consent to the Senate. His two week internship was waived. The only resolution of the meeting, calling for more student input in faculty renewal and tenure decisions, passed 9-0-0 before the new Senators took office. The Mike Pfaffl / Phil Pogreba resolution was in reference to the recent nonrenewal decision concerning Sociology instructor Jim Bearden. The resolution read: "Whereas the loss of junior faculty at Parkside in Sociology / Anthroprology will lower the attractiveness of the discipline to majors and non - majors, which may result in a loss of students to UW - Parkside. "Whereas personnel decisions that either remove or discourage junior faculty from remaining at UW - Parkside could have a negative effect on students. "Whereas students are the group most immediately concerned. "Therefore let it be resolved that PSGA, Inc., which is the major voice for students at UW - Parkside, will work with students and faculty to incorporate a broader voice in renewal and tenure positions." A separate, but related, motion made by Pfaffl and seconded by Pogreba, stated that PSGA should establish a committee to look into faculty tenure research and be able to review faculty research. The motion passed 8-1-0 with Luis Valldejuli voting "no." The meeting also marked the last PSGA meeting for Vice President Kathy Slama, who has been involved with PSGA for the past three years. Slama has served as Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore and President Pro Tempore in addition to Vice President. She has also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years; this year she was chairperson of the Elections Committee and established and managed the Campus Book Exchange. Slama made this farewall speech to the Senate: "I would like to take this opportunity to commend the Senate for working hard to see that the students' best interest was being served. "During SUFAC budgeting this year we put our Constituation to the test. It didn't fail us. You can feel good that you're part of an organization whose framework is solid. "We saw this year that when individual blocks of the framework start to shake, or (there's) those who don't support their share of i t, everyone feels it, but the framework always stays standing. "Your duty as Senators is to see KATHY SLAMA that the organziation moves ahead. Treading water is not going to get you anywhere. Remember that you must stay in contact with the administration. When you stop talking with them and start undermining them, your framework is going to feel it a lot. "We have a unique situation here at Parkside in that the administration will discuss anything with us. If you give that up you will really be losing. "If nothing else, the most important idea that I want to leave you with is that you, as the Senate, are the decision - making body for all the students of Parkside . . . Take that responsibility the students here at Parkside have given you and use it effectively." The unusually large number of people who attended the meeting gave Slama a round of applause as she stepped down to let the new office - holders begin their terms. Teaching Excellence nominations open Well, it's that time of year again — time for teachers to be on their best behavior — for the annual Teaching Excellence Award selection process is under way. The award, which is given in recognition of superior teaching ability to any full- or part-time faculty member who has not previously received it, includes a prize of $500 to each of the two recipients. Choosing the student representatives who will serve on the Nominations Committee was completed later than usual this year, leaving students with a much more limited time span in which to accomplish their task. Because of this limited time factor, the process of choosing nominees to submit to the Selections Committee — four faculty members and four students — will be slightly different. The forms submitted by students to the Nominations Committee will also be used as ballots. Therefore, the students must present his or her I.D. when handing in the nomination form. After the forms have been returned and counted, the two faculty members with the most nominations from each division will be thoroughly reviewed by the committee of students. The review includes the use of student evaluation forms and classroom visits. A scope of five or six candidates will be presented to the Selection Committee for final selection. Each student is encouraged to fill out a nomination form to nominate some teacher who rates highly in areas such as teaching skills, providing a good learning environment and rapport with students. This is where personal opinions count. Nomination forms will be available beginning April 5 at the information Kiosks and other key locations. Students must act quickly, for the forms must be returned to the box in the Molinaro concourse by noon Friday, April 9. Committee members will accept the forms at the scheduled time periods of 10 a.m. to 1 p.m., 2-4 p.m., and 6:30- 8:30 p.m. Monday through Friday of next week. Remember: A teacher cannot win unless nominated. •I Academic staff to be rewarded A distinguished service award of $500 will be awarded to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service." A subcommittee established by the Academic Staff Committee and the Chancellor will establish criteria, invite nominations and recommend a recipient to the Chancellor. Any member of the Parkside community may make a nomination. Non - teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50% time or more may be nominated. Those with joint instructional / non - instructional responsibilities (specialists / adjuncts) will be eligible for their non - teaching activities. Questions about eligibility should be directed to Inflation hits library hard by Pat Hensiak At a recent meeting with the Library / Learning Center Faculty Committee, and representatives of faculty and students, Chancellor Alan Guskin pointed out the inability of the campus to maintain an adequate library collection in light of inflation. Within the past years, the cost of library materials have risen higher than any other costs, with the exception of energy. As examples, Guskin sited the cost rise in clothing (66%), transportation (112%), food (128%), medical costs (140%), books (273%), and periodicals (398%). These rises have occurred since 1967. "At UW - Parkside, the impact of inflation on the library has led to a distortion of the library collection," stated Guskin. "As periodicals and serial subscriptions are a fixed cost of the library materials budget paid annually the additional cost of these publications each year has been taken from the book budget. This has reduced the number of books purchased annually." The materials budget has also been impacted by the rising cost of automation. That is, the cost and charges for inter - library loan which is used widely to borrow articles and books primarily from UW - Madison collections, automated cataloging which has allowed the reduction of library staff, and on - line data base searching. (On - line search service is limited to indexes and abstracts, and could save on the costs of journals. This computerized search service can stock indexes which are not frequented by staff and students.) Although the media materials budget has been increased slightly for the 1983 - 84 year, the increase is not sufficient, in the opinion of the library staff, to meet campus needs. Due to the need to maintain our book and periodical collections, a larger increase in budget has not been recommended. The state of affairs for the book collection is critical at this point, due to the number of staff members who rely on books rather than periodicals for teaching and research. There has been a drop in book purchases to under 3000 v olumes. Yet, to keep up with new published information, it has been estimated by the library staff that a minimum of 4000 - 5000 books must be acquired each year. If the book collection does not remain current, it may be impossible to catch up later. Guskin requested that the library prepare recommendations on the situation. The recommendations are not decisions at this point. A decision has yet to be rendered. While the staff of the library would rather be provided with additional monies, their recommendations following a year's investigation, is to cut the periodical / serial budget by $70,000. The cut would actually allow the library to maintain purchase of new books (4000 to 5000), allow for the addition of n ew periodicals to support the needs of new programs, help the library maintain a basic level of collection - related automated services, and provide minimal support for the maintenance of the media collection. An example of what is meant by cutting while trying to maintain maximum access is: Engineering Index - present cost is $1285. Monthly costs of issues could be cut and annual cumulatives retained for a savings of $775. This publication is also available on - line. This is just one example of an index. The same on - line service is available with many other indexes. Another consideration is. that other book reviewing publications may cover the content of a particular index. n Carol Cashen, Chairperson of the subcommittee. Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the required performance of his / her normal duties or job responsibility. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at the Information desks in the Union and Main Place. All the information requested on the form must be supplied. Deadline for nominations is Friday, April 30. Persons who are nominated will be notified and given an opportunity to supply additional relevant information. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. Ranger exposes skeleton in closet This skeleton was found in the food service's refrigerator last week Monday. Authorities believe it is the remains of Chuck E. Roast, the first food inspector at Parkside when the campus opened 12 years ago. Roast was investigating the meat quality of food service meals. He had had a reputation of throwing himself into his job. See inside for more Strange(r) things Stranger photo by Mark Minolta 2 Th ursday , April 1, 198 2 RANGER Editorial Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. Thank you, Kathy Slama When the newly elected PSGA members began their terms last week, it marked the end of an era — th e Kathy Slama era. Slama has served as a Senator, Asst. President Pro Tempore, President Pro Tempore and, most currently, Vice President She also served on SUFAC for 2-1/2 years and the Disciplinary Board for two years. Some of her other accomplishments include: • Establishing and managing the Campus Book Exchange this year • Evaluating the campus - wide Sexual Harrassment policy for Parkside • Restructuring Student Organizations Council (SOC), including Budget and Review guidelines • Being Parkside's delegate to Kenosha's Youth Committee (she is currently chairperson) • Establishing expenditure and reimbursement guidelines for PSGA • Revising the. PSGA Constitution and PSGA Senate Rules • Establishing Evening Bus Service to Kenosha and Racine. A couple months back Ranger published a letter to the editor that questioned whether or not Vice Presidents (in general, but also in PSGA) really did anything. Looking at the list of Slama's accomplishments is ample proof that the Vice President does indeed do things. Not all students notice who does what (if anything) within PSGA. By working with them and reporting their happenings, Ranger knows that although the Senate is the decision - making body of PSGA, the President and Vice President are very important to the organization attaining its goals through effective organization and execution. Slama has proven throughout her tenure at PSGA that she kept the students' best interests in mind while dealing with the university administration. That is the major role PSGA plays in the operations of Parkside and Slama has been a responsible, and effective, representative of the student body. Ranger wishes Slama well after her graduation in May and thanks her for all of the hard work she put into her many accomplishments. Journals shouldn't be cut To the Editor: The library's staff recently made a recommendation that, if carried out, will be detrimental to almost every student and faculty member. I believe it could substantially reduce the quality of education here. The library has decided to keep steady, or even increase, the number of books to be purchased, while drastically reducing (up to 60%) the number of journals they now receive. By the time the library receives a book, the information in it is often three to five years out of date. Journals provide up-to-date information on a regular basis. Students in upper division courses rely heavily on journals in doing research. If we are to be competitive in our fields after graduation, we need a complete education, one that includes easy access to a wide range of journals. Faculty members will also suffer by this cut in journals. It will be harder to conduct research, or to stay up to date in their field, if adequate materials are not available to them in the library. I urge the library to work with the Chancellor, the students, and the faculty to reach a compromise decision, a solution we can all live with. The future of us all may be at stake. Jack Kemper Questions $4500 for Liddy Dear Editor, "On the night of the President's speech in Moscow, members of the White House burglary squad broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee, in the Watergate office building in Washington. They photographed documents and installed two wiretaps. They were carrying out the first stage of G. Gordon Biddy's Gemstone plan. That night they reconnoitered the headquarters of the McGovern campaign, hoping to install wiretaps there, too, but there was activity in the offices and they were deterred. "This was one of several such visits that the burglary squad made to the McGovern headquarters, and on one of those missions Gordon Liddy, who was armed, shot out a street light for no apparent reason." This is an excerpt from the book Time of Illusion by Jonathon Schell. I would encourage, anybody who wants to hear G. Gordon Liddy's talk on "reality in government" to read this book. I have nothing against this man, even though he wanted to hire muggers to beat up student demonstrators, and he is a convicted felon for the activities he took part in, which is mentioned above. What I do have against this speaking event is that it cost $4,500 to bring him to Parkside. This money comes from S.U.F.A.C., which is paid into by you the students. Therefore, at a time when the library is struggling to keep the level of periodicals at a near status quo level, wouldn't it be wise to invest in the students' minds and not a man who shivers from the sight of an open - minded student. Michael A. Pfaffl / GEE—IT'S THAT 'THE BUCK STOPS \ ( HERE" DESK PLATE...I WONDER WHY ) \ MR. REAGAN S ENT ME rHfS/__V What are we fighting for? by Chuck Ostrowski The current situation in El Salvador should be one of concern to all college students today. I mean, we are not only paying for our government's overzealousness through our pocketbooks, but may have a chance to pay for it with our lives as well. To me, the "El Salvadoran Situation" involves the U.S. government's — and by extension, each and every one of its citizens — support of a military junta that is terrorizing, maming, and murdering its citizens. And these citizens are pissed! So much so that it accepts and supports a guerrilla movement that itself has committed several atrocities. And that's the problem. The U.S. government has used these reports of guerrilla atrocities to back up its position that individual El Salvadorians need our support, whether they want it or not. These citizens don't realize that their country is not a small, backward, poor, Third World country where food is a luxury item at times but a battleground against forces of the International Communist Conspiracy. It seems far - fetched to believe the only reason citizens of El Salvador, or any country for that matter, would revolt is because Fidel Castro, with Comrade Brezhnev's consent, told them it would speed-up the communist take - over. Can't we see that bloated bellies is as good a reason as any for revolt? Alexander Haig and Ronald Reagan can't. But the American public can! And that's why we're not supporting Mr. Reagan. We can see that Marxism, the brand of Communism citizens in El Salvador are fighting for is markedly different from that which citizens of the Soviet Union are oppressed under. And the differences are quite strong. Mane did not at all support the domination of a few as is practiced today in the Soviet Union. A free and open exchange of idea is not only encouraged under Marxism, but is its basis. Under Marxism, government as we know it would cease because the people would be the government. No more Politboros, Congresses, Parliaments, etc. The people would control the factories, businesses, and farms. It is the ultimate democracy, in that no one person would dominate — everybody would be making decisions that affected everybody else. A GM executive making a decision in Detroit that costs the job of an assembly - line worker in Janesville would be a thing of the past. Isn't that type of democracy — economic democracy — something we should all support? And since it would be more or less useless to try and implement this system in the United States, shouldn't we all wish the citizens of El Salvador good luck? Alexander Haig is trying to convince a very skeptical Congress and American public that if this junta is not supported, it will fall immediately because of the military power of its enemies. Yet he never explains how a junta that has the support of its citizens could have so many enemies! How could guerrilla activity remain so strong and active without support from the citizens of El Salvador? To state the obvious, El Salvador is a country led by Pentagon - directed military men whose only goal is to solidify their military position to forestall the inevitable. Do we really care if a democracy is the final outcome of all our time, monies, and energies? Or are we only concerned with a government supporting any and all decisions of the U.S. government? To say, as Haig does, that this is a battle between good and evil, right and wrong, and freedom and totalitarianism is a mockery. "Good," "right," and "freedom," are concepts to fight for, but Haig can't be serious if he believes the United States has a monopoly on them. He may like to regard himself and this country as a bearer of those concepts, but it's just not the case. Is being "good" reflected in our government's support for Nestle, a company who coerced mothers in developing countries to feed their babies formula made from contaminated water, instead of breast - feeding them? Is being for "freedom" reflected in our supporting dictatorships and juntas because they are on our side? It's not, and we're not the country we see ourselves as. But since we do see ourselves as this example for all nations to follow, let's begin setting examples. End our support for the corrupt and needlessly cruel governments in Argentina, Chile, El Salvador, South Africa ... Let the citizens in each country decide for themselves what type of government they prefer. If worse comes to worse and they favor a Capitalist system to live and work by, we can support that too. Students lack interest and desire for action by Jeff Wicks Recently, a special lecture was presented by Peter Jones, a leader of the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament in England. He, like many others these days, is becoming more and more worried about the increasing build - up of nuclear weapons throughout the world primarily in the United States and the Soviet Union. Bringing him here to Parkside was a direct result of efforts by Mobilization tor Survival, a very worthwhile group. Jone's lecture was the climax of an entire day of films, workshops and panel discussions on March 25. 1'he question I ask is why? What's the use of going to all the trouble of presenting an all - day teach - in of current national and international affairs at Parkside? After all. it appears that very few people care. Take for example, last Ihursday, March 25. Only about 30 people came for free to hear Jones talk about reality and the future of mankind, yet a near - capacity crowd flocked to the Union Cinema to see Ed and Lorraine Warren, "seekers of the Supernatural," for $2 a piece! Where are the priorities of this school? What does it take to make the so - called "academic community" wake up to real causes and real concerns that affect all of us? Whether its nuclear weapons, nuclear reactors, political events, or anything of that scope, it becomes increasinly clear that despite the noble efforts of a small group of individuals, this apathetic university is clearly more interested in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie" than in Mobilization for Survival. It's ironic that a co - founder of such a liberal and humane organization as the Peace Corps would end up heading a dead school like Parkside, home of the indifferent, inactive, and immobile. As for Mobilization for Survival, I applaud the time and energy spent by this club in the efforts of making the students more aware of what's going on around them. Unfortunately, the lack of interest or desire for action by students is reminiscent of a line made famous in "Gone With The Wind." I only hope that I am not confusing apathy for ignorance. Insurance agent argues case by hv PP-at j( Helln nnsi ^ :.ak .I. ^ News Editor In the sixth issue of the Ranger last semester, on the front page there was a story entitled, "Watch out! Insurance rep. pressures students." Peggy Simmer, of Union Fidelity Life Insurance was the insurance agent. Simmer feels that the article was unfair, mainly because it stated that her selling tactics are illegal. The fact is, her selling tactics are not illegal, but the action that was taken in selling insurance on this campus was considered illegal. According to the Board of Regents' policy 74-15, Use of University Facilities by Non - University Groups, non - university groups may use university facilities when they are available, "but only upon the invitation of or under the sponsorship of a university department or organization." Simmer no longer meets students on campus, but feels that the article has damaged her rapport with many prospective clients. The article claimed that a friend of a student was not able to leave one of the tables in the. coffee shop unless she signed a contract. After talking recently with two of her prospective clients, it was discovered that Simmer does not actually chain her students to tables and make them sign an insurance contract. "She was always really nice to me," said Kelli Ehrick. "I enjoyed talking with Peggy Simmer, and she certainly never pressured me into signing anything. When I said there was no way that I could take the insurance at this time, she understood." Carl Goetz has also talked with Simmer. "I wasn't attacked or anything, she just asked if we could get together about my insurance needs. I said 'sure.' She was very pleasant; not pushv at all." There was one student that was not quite as pleasant about Simmer. "Peggy Simmer has called me four or five times since November," said Mark Sanders. "On about the third call, I had asked her to never call me again, but she persisted. Since the second call, 1 have told her that I am not interested in anything she has to sell." • "The constant allegation to illegality in selling tactics really caught my eye," said Simmer. "That wasn't really the issue. The issue was whether or not I could meet with students on campus and talk to them about insurance." Another misunderstanding that has affected Simmer's reputation was a letter that she was supposed to have received from Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "I told security that I never got the letter; it had been sent to the wrong address," she said. "The letter said something to the effect that 'It has come to my attention that you have been soliciting on campus. If this is so, please stop immediately.' I explained to the guard that had approached me to deliver the letter that I was not soliciting on campus. All of the contacts were made off of the campus, and if it was convenient Skin care discussed to meet a student on campus. I did. Security told me that I would have to talk to Dave Pedersen about it. and 1 did." Pedersen explained to Simmer that he had received complaints from faculty and PSGA. Simmer told Pedersen that she would be happy to talk to anyone that had questions and comments for her. Pedersen said that that would not be necessary, that he would take care of it. Until he had a chance to speak with the organizations, Simmer was asked to meet in a less visible place. The article said that she was meeting people on the third floor of the library. Simmer was back on the campus the following week, and again, security approached her, told her that she had been warned to stay off campus, and Simmer quickly told them that she had never been warned. "I told security about talking with Dave Pedersen," said Simmer. "The officer told me that I would have to get something in writing from Dave. It was assumed that I had gotten a letter from Dave, stating that I would not be able to sell on campus, but the letter was actually sitting on Dave's desk, unsigned. The letter was sent to me after the article was printed. A lot of it was a big communications problem." Believe it or not, chemical warfare does have a practical purpose. Naturally, any government intelligent enough to use chemicals to help decimate people will want to protect its own citizens. Therefore, extensive dermal research concerning the detoxification of hazardous Creationism speaker Creationism is a subject of great controversy today. Is it a science? Is it a religion? What is creationism? This will be the topic of a joint Earth Science - Physics Colloquium to be given by Prof. Steven Dutch of UW-Green Bay on Friday, April 2. The title of Prof. Dutch's talk is "Creationism: Anatomy of a Pseudoscience". Prof. Dutch, who is a geologist at UW-Green Bay, has identified certain logical and methodological fallacies which appear to be characteristic of many "fringe sciences," such as astrology, pyramid power, the cosmology of Immanuel Velikovsky, etc. Prof. Dutch will apply his criteria for fringe science to creationism in his talk on Friday. The colloquium is at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro 107. The public is invited. chemicals has been done. It is that research which helps industries and health institutions combat more mundane problems such as skin dryness, allergic reactions, and protection of the skin in a working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson Wax Biological Center, will give a seminar on this subject on Wed., April 7 in Greenquist D-105 at 1:00 p.m. While his speech will focus on the general topic of protection of skin in the working environment, Dr. Spencer invites any questions pertaining to the skin, including such subjects as skin diseases, sun exposure, skin permeability, Agent Orange, etc. Correction In last week's story about the grade changes of two basketball players, it was erroneously reported that the third signature on the grade change cards was that of Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. The third signer of the card was the Education Division chairman Dwayne Olsen. Club Events •••••••••• Anthropology Club Dr. Lawrence B. Breitborde will be the featured speaker at a lecture entitled: "Identity, Cultural Values, and Language in a West African City." The lecture will be held in Moln 324 on Wednesday, April 7, at 3:30 p.m. Dr. Breitborde is currently the chair of the Anthropology Department at Beloit College. I.E.H. On Wednesday, April 7, the Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association will sponsor a seminar on skin protection in the working environment. Dr. Thomas Spencer, manager of Dermal Research at the Johnson's Wax Biological Center will be the speaker. It will be held at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. S.W.E.A. Elections for officers for the 1982-83 year will be held on Monday, April 5, in Moln D-128, from 1-2 p.m. All members are encouraged to attend and vote. Employee Attitude A workshop will be held at 7 p.m. on April 14, in Moln 109. The speaker will be Steven H. Van Wie. All faculty and students are welcome. Distributed by E. F. MA DRIGRANO 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 "If it feels like a weekend, it must be Michelob " Put a little weekend in your week. Ranger Needs news, feature and sports writers! Nothing that is contained in this issue of the Stranger is intended to be factual. All names, pictures, and references to real people are purposely coincidental. However, if you wish to take anything in this issue seriously, that is your own damn problem and since we are printing this disclaimer you ugly people out there can't do a thing to us, you bunch of morons. Day 368 of Reagan's convalescence Utellum Correspondence School ranger Vol. 2 cubic feet No. 1 Bombed in Union A bomb blasted the Union Square yesterday, the direct result of a terrorist attack by a group calling itself CRAP (Crazy Radicals At Parkside). The group claimed responsibility for the incident, saying that it was the only way it felt it could get attention in an apathetic school such as this one. Parkside Security was immediately called to the scene, however, several security personnel were already inside the Square at the table in the back corner when the bomb went off. No one in the building was severely hurt. When asked why the bomb was planted in the Union Square, a spokesman for the terrorist group said only, "It seemed like the thing to do. We thought of the library first, but we know there's never anybody there." No one has been arrested in connection with the incident since, of course, whoever planted the bomb didn't stick around to watch it go off. Damage to the Square is estimated at about $23.68, not counting tax. Why do birds exist? by Doug resuahnedE FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: Did you ever wonder what birds think about all the time? Do they even think at all? Were they just put on this planet to spew mindless, albeit wonderfully melodic, soliloquies? I prefer to think not. After all, wouldn't it be a trifle selfish of th e human race to deny our feathered friends, or any other of G od's creatures, the existence of intelligence of any substance? You should be ashamed of yourselves! Just taking the liberty to merely listen to the birds and not trying to give them any feedback, or at least trying to understand them. Birds could be very much like humans, if they really wanted to. But it just so happens that they decided to journey upon a different path of existence. They took to the air, opening up to themselves a much more efficient mode of transportation than we humans have. They don't have to squabble with other groups of birds over such subjects as fuel prices or import tariffs. I'm sorry. I just can't go on with this masquerade anymore. Birds are totally ignorant beasts that often fly into windows because they don't have the ability to tell the difference between a wall and their nests, and if they did have any intelligence they'd be burning each other's nests out of hatred and jealousy. They would continually be having species riots between different factions. What a laugh! Birds being intelligent. Nancy Reagan gets new jeans by C.B. Everybody knows about Nancy Reagan's clothes, and of the controversy and condemnation she creates by accepting new ones. All the "great" designers get to write these gifts off. Nancy, in turn, gives these "gifts" to museums, where visitors are sure to beat down doors to see the famous frocks. Well, hey, we want a tax break too! So Stranger proudly announces that sweet ol' Nancy will be the first recipient of our own special brand of designer jeans. These jeans will carry the elite ESAD* label. We feel Nancy is worthy of th ese jeans and should feel honored to wear them. Hopefully, they will catch on, for there are several other people in Washington who deserve to wear the ESAD label. * Eat Shit And Die John Hingstson has a problem. He's a chain smoker. New Dorms Itranger photo by M. Mole The administration announced yesterday that plans are being made to open the Parkside Dormatories. A university spokesman said the dorms will be located near the Village, giving the residents a panoramic view of the beautiful countryside surrounding Parkside. The building (pictured above) will not need any renovating. "That's OK," said the spokesman, "because we don't have enough money to even buy a welcome mat." And now, the news in brief by the never ending searcher of truth and justice, Pat Chickensiak. The teaching awards committee announced last week that they have had to cancel this year's teaching award. Associate Dean Michael Chasis, head of the committee was quoted as saying, "We were too late, we finally located a teacher worthy of the award, but we discovered that he'd just been non - renewed. Apparently, he was the last one." In other news, hundreds of students waiting for the results of their English competency exam have staged a sit-in in front of th e room where the faculty committee is locked in a bitter debate Gross Out Students are real slobs r by Carol Burns What's a quick way to get grossed out? No, besides that. How about the feeling you get when you go to a drinking fountain and find assorted filth floating within? Many times this can happen to you when you least expect it: when you are running to some class after charging up the stairs; before a big test; or when you are just plain thirsty. Okay, so this isn't a pleasant subject, but it happens rather frequently at Parkside. The crud found in these drinking fountains is not the fault of the cleaning staff. God knows they do their best to keep Parkside one of the cleanest in the state. They can only do so much, though, and if students keep filling Up the "bubblers," who could blame them if they go on strike? Come on now! Let's have a little class. This is the Big Time. Do all you perverts out there have to spit your chewed gum into our drinking fountains? Can't some of you smokers walk an extra ten feet to an ashtray to dump your butts? Do you people get some kind of weird thrill out of plugging up public fixtures? And another thing: All you rejects from "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" who like to clean out your noses with your fingers should know that you have cornered the market on gagging people. Of co urse everybody gets hungry when they have back - to - back classes, but you nose - pickers are going to have to try to restrain yourselves. Everyone praises self - reliance, but that's ridiculous. We are all adults, and there really is no place for this type of behavior at Parkside. Let's get these slobs to clean up their act before this school gets a bad reputation. as to what is correct. The faculty committee started the argument two months ago over the placement of commas, ahd they have gotten to the point where they must be force fed. Local area doctors have several times requested that the fight be stopped, but no one can seem to reach them. A plea has arisen from the spouses and relatives of the professors. Said S. Parakeet, wife of one of the professors, "All we want is to know that they are still alive in there." The Ranger will have more complete details on the subject next week. The Parkside security squad has had more than its share of trouble this past week. It seems that the entire squad was arrested by Kenosha authorities in connection with drug smuggling charges. According to police reports, the security force had an elaborate system of sm uggling in drugs to the Parkside Village. See next week's Ranger for more details. APPLICATIONS NOW BEING TAKEN FOR SPORTS EDITOR MAKE $3.35 per/hr. —12 Hrs./Week QUALIFICATIONS — Edit sport stories, write occasional sports stories, work well with others, be able to jump printing presses in a single bound, be innovative, courageous, single with no dependent children. Hate for all sports desirable but not mandatory. Inquire at the RANGER OFFICE WLLC D139 Farewell Follett Follies Stranger presents £ " ParkSid6 ' t0 "» •"** * *• theme from ..The I'm so mad we've had this time together, just to pay a lot for bad service. Seems we just get started and we pay a surcharge, comes the time we can say, good riddance. fvfit Athletic dirt revealed by Tammy Papermate This reporter has heard through very confidential sources, that Jim Cooky, coach of the Parkside wrestling team, will be announcing the engagement to the love of his life very shortly. The blushing - bride - to - be, affectionately known as the 'Crusher' to his closer friends is somewhat of a famous figure after his semi - weekly appearances on All - Star Wrestling. A few invitations have already been sent out. Among others, the 'Bruiser', the 'Masked Marvel' and 'Gorgeous George' have been invited. * * * The Parkside baseball team, newly dubbed the "Bad News Rangers" has had some pretty nice happenings as of late. This columnist is pleased to announce the signing of Kevin Biteher, former Ranger Shortstop to the Chicago Cubs. On Biteher's first appearance during Spring training, he attained the status of leading the league with a batting average of —.092. Way to go Kevin!! * # + In another light of Parkside sports, one of the main swimmers of the now defunct Swim Club has been approached by NGN movie productions to star in the up - and - coming new movie documentary of Esther Williams' life. After much snooping, or should I say investigating, it has been discovered that the swimmer with the initials of K. Z. (who wishes to remain anonymous) has signed the contract, and filming will commence sometime after his sex change operation. * * * Dick Freckle, the men's tennis team coach, was physically ousted from the Racine YMCA after trying to gain admittance to the women's shower room. Police reports have it that Freckle entered the building at 7:15 p. m. through a side entrance, and was discovered only after he had shot six rolls of Kodacolor film. Freckle will be appearing before a renowned judge in Racine on June 5. * * * This reporter has learned through VERY intimate relations with a certain Rat that the next men's basketball coach (if Bill Coalfield refuses to come to Parkside) will have the first name of Mike. I will learn the last name at my next interviews. Interuiew Godzilla and Gamera still battle it out by Dick Oberbruner Try as they may, Japan cannot get Godzilla, the prehistoric fire breathing lizard, and Gamera, the flying tortoise, to be friends. These two deadly giants have been using this island nation as their battleground for years. And Basketball budget increased by Karen Norweed Athletic Director Dwayne Whatthehell submitted the 1983 - 84 At hletic Budget to SUFAC last Wednesday. Although the new budget showed a marked increase in funds, the single major increase was for the basketball budget. The coaching position, which has now been vacated by Stephen Steves, will be filled by Bill Coalfield. The coach's salary will show a 110% increase from last year's salary with a sum of $75,000. Another new aspect of the budget will be that the players (for the first time) will be paid for their performances. They will be paid on a sliding scale for each game they play, they will start at $1,000 for the first win, graduating to $1,500 for the next win and receiving $500.00 in crements for each future victory. The players will also be penalized for losing games at $10,000 for the first game they lose, increasing by $5,000 per each game lost. Said Whatthehell, "We're hoping that this incentive program will improve Parkside's future basketball record. If this doesn't work, the basketball trainer, Hal Henderson has something else in store for those S.O.B.'s." As it stands now, there are many big names considering coming to Parkside next year. Obituary This week the Ranger staff is sad to announce the death of a fellow staffer, Karen Norweed. Karen, the former Sports Editor, was killed in a freak, tragic accident Wednesday when a large printing press crushed her. According to police reports, Karen was killed when a press "undamped" itself from the floor and "jumped" her. Karen has been the Sports Editor for the Ranger since the beginning of the fall semester, and she will be sorely missed by her fellow workers. One of her favorite sayings was, "I hate all sports." Funeral services will take place for the Smorlick High School graduate April 2, at the Swamp - Meridath Funeral Home at 2 p. m., open . visitation THE LATE, GREAT KAREN NORWEED Among them are Julius Erving, Meadowlark Lemon, Marcus Johnson, Kareem Abdul - Jabar and Fred Derf. Another substantial sum will be set aside for (in Whatthehell's terms) "Educational Assistance". Said Whatthehell, off the record, "We're going to buy those God - damned grades off of those S. O. B. professors or, if that doesn't work, I have confidential information that the local mafia (and you know who you are) will 'take care of it.' " Whatthehell further stated "if the Ranger prints one goddam word of this interview, you'll find your fricking printing press in a very uncomfortable spot." So, Ranger basketball fans, this season looks to be the most promising season in a long time. By the way, does anyone know where we can find another printing press? Register arms? by Emily Latellum What's all this fuss about arms registration? People all over the place are in a tizzy over whether or not they should have to register their arms. Well, I think it's silly. I've had my arms all my life, and nobody ever made me register them! If we let them make us register our arms, it won't be long before we'll have to register our legs. Next thing you know, they'll want a running inventory on the rest of our bodies! We have to nip this in the bud. Next time someone asks you if you've registered your arms, say "NO!" Tell them it's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard! Tell them you have worn bare arms all your life. Tell them What? . . . Guns? ... oh . . . NEVER MIND! Tokyo, the capitol, always sustains the most damage. "I don't know why they use us hmm," snorts Mayor Fuji. "Every time the fight begins out in the hillsides. Then they gradually make way towards town, right uh huh." Tokyo has suffered uncalculable damage over the past 20 y ears. Fuji faults movie - makers for "egging on" the two behemoths for the sake of box office draw. "They've gone Hollywood," he lip - syncs. "Godzilla once dem and ed per s o n a liz ed sunglasses and we had to make some for him that's right." Godzilla claims Japan to be his turf. "I've been around a lot longer than he has" (referring to Gamera). This is true. His movie career spans the Japanese monster era. Godzilla was there from day one. The challenger, Gamera, came from outer space in search of another planet. "Yeah — I was looking for something closer to the sun. You know, the warmth and all. Earth is really fertile, and I like the Japan area. It has good climate and I especially like running through the rice fields and squishing the paddies between the webbing in my toes." Though quite concerned about the damage inflicted upon his city, Mayor Fuji is grateful to local architects and construction companies for their fine job of replanning. "We've been able to rebuild at an amazingly fast rate uh, thanks to complete cooperation from people of Tokyo." Asked about the troubles between he and Godzilla, Gamera responded: "He's ignorant. When I first came here I was looking for a place to stay. And, like I said, I enjoy this area very much. But the public thought I was attacking, what with the flames shooting out from my shell. But hey, that's just me. I have to get around. And they want protection, so they got that goon and it's been war ever since." War indeed. Each time his scales are ruffled, Godzilla uncontrollably shoots fire from his mouth, burning a city block or two. "I'll have to watch myself on that. But this feud has been going on for years. I get anxious whenever I hear he's (Gamera) around. I seem to kill him off but he always comes back." The two can usually be seen battling it out on Saturday afternoons. Check your local TV listings. Sneaky Previews reviews "Big Green Thing" by Gene Shiksa and Roger Prevert Gene: Hi, I'm Gene Shiksa. Roger: And I'm Roger Prevert. On today's edition of Sneaky Previews we will devote our entire time to one movie, the new block - buster film, co-directed by Steven Spielberg, Ingmar Bergman, and Orson Welles, "Really Big Green Things That Eat People." Gene: Let's look at a clip of that movie right now. INSERT FILM CLIP Gene: Wasn't that marvelous? I think this is one of the best movies made in the last fifty years. Those big green things really are scary. The special effects are spectacular. The acting is uniformly excellent, especially from Shelly Winters as the unwed teenage mother. I recommend this movie highly. Roger? Roger: Are you nuts? This film is abysmal. The directing sucks, and the green things are terrible. You know Gene, you have no taste whatsoever, you balding geek! Gene: Is that so, fatso? You want to talk taste. You don't know what the word means. After all, you wrote the screenplay for 'The Valley Beneath The Cave Of The Ultrasluts' didn't you? Roger: That movie was art, you bozo. Gene: Art my Aunt Fanny. That movie belongs with our dogs of the week, speaking of which, here comes Spot the Wonder Dog. Spot: Woof! Roger: Get that damn dog away from me. Last week he peed on my leg. Gene: Just shut up you slob. Roger: I will not you freak. Gene: What are you doing with that gun? Roger: I've had all I can take of you. Take that! Gene: Ha ha you missed. You can't even shoot straight you . . . Arg! You got me! Roger: That's all for this week. Goodnight. Gene: Moan . . . thud. 6 Thursday, April 1,1982 RANGER Peter Jones: limited nuclear war has no guarantee by Jeff Wicks Peter Jones, leader of Campaign For Nuclear Disarmament in England, was the featured speaker of a slide lecture last Thursday, March 25. His lecture concluded an all day teach - in at Parkside on the arms race, sponsored by Mobilization For Survival. Jones discussed many types of nuclear weapons, their destructive power, and who has them. "In the 50's and 60's, we were brought up to believe that nuclear weapons were a deterrent. The whole idea was that they were never to be used. So there is some credibility to that, since we've had nuclear weapons in Europe since 1953," Jones said. "But what we become aware of in the 1970's is that the United States is changing that strategy. It is now actually planning to use nuclear weapons." Jones says he is fearful when he hears about winning a "limited nuclear war," and he sees Europe as the catalyst. He pointed out that you can only call off a nuclear war if there is some understanding between Moscow and Washington. The problem, Jones said, is that to this day, there is no understanding.'With the advent of a limited nuclear war, Jones said that "there is no guarantee whatsover that it will remain limited." Jones discussed the various countries throughout the world and where they rank with nuclear weapons. He also stated that both the Soviet Union and the United States have about 41 different types of tactical weapons, and the senselessness of trying to argue who has more. "When Brezhnev and Reagan are bickering about who is ahead, in terms of tactical nuclear weapons in Europe, what they are actually doing is taking certain categories of those 41 different kinds of nuclear weapons and arguing about who is ahead in what area," Jones said. "So Reagan picks out the medium - range nuclear forces, and says to Brezhnev, 'You're ahead!' and Brezhnev says, 'No, you can't take just those, you have to put those in context with all the others, and Well day promotes health awareness "Well Day," a family - oriented free public health fair featuring a variety of health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Wednesday, April 7, in the Campus Union and on the adjoining Molinaro Hall Concourse. The fair this year coincides with the World Health Organization's World Health Day, being observed internationally under the theme "Add Life to Years." Edith Isenberg, Coordinator of Campus Health Services, said about 40 community health agencies will participate in "Well Day" activities, which are open to area residents as well as UW-P students, faculty and staff. Isenberg said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or to go through the entire range of health fair offerings. About 2,500 people participated in last year's "Well Day," she said. New features of "Well Day," being held for the fifth year on campus, include the Medical College of Wisconsin's "Help for Health Show," a computerized analysis of an individual's life style which indicates health risk factors and their effect on his projected life expectancy, and a puppet show, "Mr. Yuk and the Three Bears," scheduled for 10 a.m. and designed to point out the danger of poisons to children. Screening services being offered include sickle cell anemia, diabetes, hypertension, hearing, feet, posture, visual acuity, pulmonary function, a self - scored health risk inventory, body composition, ABO blood typing, and height, weight and blood pressure. Computer diet analysis also will be available. Topics of various displays and exhibits will include cancer, heart disease, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, CPR, physical therapy, aerobic dancing, developmental disabilities, diabetes, ostomy, kidney disease, birth defects, dentistry, mental health, pharmaceuticals, physical fitness, women's issues, family planning and specific agency services. In addition, a display of art work by students in the Parkside Child Care Center titled "Health, Through the Eyes of a Child," will be on display and the Union Cafeteria will feature a special "Wellness menu" during the noon hour. Community residents planning to attend should park in the Tallent Hall lot. Free shuttle bus service will be available from the parking lot bus shelter to the Union, about four blocks from the Tallent Hall lot. 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He went on to say that it is useless for the U.S. to make more, because the Soviets are willing to match us step - for - step. Jones called for a step - by - step process of unilateral disarmament in an effort to de-escalate the arms race. Although acknowledging that "it wouldn't be done overnight," he called for disarmament on both sides. He urged everyone to take action by participating in efforts to put pressure on Washington to disarmament in the arms race. At present Jones is on a three - month speaking tour of Canada and the U.S. Later this year he will be taking part in summer action in Europe before going through the Soviet Union to Japan and back to Australia to work with the Nuclear Free Pacific movement as a staff person of the Quaker Peace Committee in Sydney. The art of interviewing workshop scheduled Parkside's Organizational Communications Group 2 will be conducting a workshop on the two types of interview structures and die types of questions an interviewee may expect and how choosing the right interview structure can help an interviewee match the right person to the right job. "The Art of Interviewing" workshop will be held Monday, April 5 in Molinaro 107 from 6 to 7 p.m. Speakers are: Janet Brown, Director of Personnel, Goodwill Industries of Southeastern Wisconsin, Inc.; Richard Gardner; and Chris Markin. Patronize Ranger A duertisers SUPER SPORTS FOOTWEAR, ETC. TEAM SALES — ALL SPO RTS o BROOKS • TIGER • NKE O PUMA •PONY ATHLETIC FOOTWEAR FOR ALL SPORTS TNOPHKB AND AWARDS FAST. SMOOUSC ENORAVMQ BCRVKX • CONVERSE ! • SPOT-BOAT • 3AUCONY • SPALDING •NEW BALANCE M0N.-FBL 1*OB AM. - IM PAt •AT. IftOO AM. - ISO PJI. CLOSES SUNOAVS A H0UDATS Ths Attn* Athtotos Ons Stop 694-9206 ~ THIS ENTIRE PAGE GOOD FOR 10% DISCOUNT ONE (1) WEEK AFTER DATE OF ISSUE, SALE ITEMS EXCLUDED. Miller times ssl... f ' Those col lege / €+^ * ... ai .__*•* butonluwe know ir the kids think then Ve so Smarts light's on in here'' , f * .vol Beer Brewed by Miller Brewing Co., Milwaukee, Wis. April's fools tell of their favorite pranks hby v PPaat Ifpncial • At . » . t Hensiak News Editor April Fools is a day for fun tricks, things that could never really cause any trouble, but yet things that are pretty embarrassing for the victim. HAHAHA. The best part often times is watching the innocent victim struggle to figure out who the trickster is. Later finding out of c ourse, that the trickster is the one that sits and laughs the hardest at the situation. Three people have shared some of the funny things that have happened to them on April Fools day. "When I was a sophomore, I was kind of smart - mouth," said Jim, "and I only heard one - tenth of al l the things that I listened to. My mom and I have always gotten along fairly, and she saw that over - all, I was really being a radical. She thought it would be just slightly out of the ordinary if she taught me a lesson about the lack of listening that I had be<en d oing. On April Fools Day, she had a plan that almost sent me to the point of no return. "I can't remember what day of the week April Fools fell on, but I got up and was going through my regular morning routine. The only problem was that every time I tried to use anything that needed electricity, or some sort of power, it wouldn't turn on. I was really losing my cool. I looked at my mom, she had pulled out all the plugs, but I didn't know that, and I asked her why everything was on the blink. She looked up from the paper, and mouthed 'I don't know, why don't you put the plug in?' I didn't know that she was just mouthing that, I just knew that she had said something, and I never heard it. I started to get a little panicky, well, actually it was more than a little panicky. It was a lot panicky. I screamed at her to talk louder, and all of a sudden she started laughing so hard, and I was almost over the edge. I actually thought for the slightest second, that I couldn't hear anything. After realizing the truth, that my mother is actually a dirty rat, I was fine. It was a trick that I have used myself, and it's always good for a laugh." Larry's story is little different, it has to do with thinking that you are off balance physically. "I don't know if I should tell you this," said Larry. "It really is sort of embarrassing, and I was really shocked that my friends were smart enough to think of it. What happened, is we were having an April Fools day party, and everyone was smashed. I was no exception, and I have some pretty strange friends. Anyway, they thought it would be just too much if they found some way to make someone think they were losing their mind. Unfortunately for me, I was the lucky one. The original plan was to have everyone stand slightly lower than they actually Luening concert closes series Music by Otto Luening and friends of the 81 - year - old Wisconsin - born composer will be featured in the final 1981-82 concert in the New Music at Parkside series at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 2, in the Comm. Arts Theater. Luening, the pioneer of electronic music in America, will be making his fourth visit to the campus as "composer - in - residence" March 30 through April 3. Last year, he was named an honorary alumnus of the university. Luening works on the concert program include his "Coal Scuttle Blues" for two pianos, performed by the Parkside Piano Duo of Carol Bell and August Wegner; Introduction and Allegro, performed by Scott Mather, trumpet, and Wegner, piano; and the Luening Piano Trio, performed by the Oriana Trio of Elaine Skorodin, violin, Harry Sturm, cello, and Bell, piano. All of the artists are UW-P faculty musicians. Other works on the concert program are by Luening friends. Burt Levy of the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music will be represented by "Five for Piano" performed by Wegner and "Two Studies" performed by Timothy Bell of UW-P, clarinet, and Sturm, cello, Three songs by John Downey of UW-Milwaukee will be performed by Daniel Nelson, tenor, and Jeffrey Peterson, piano, both of Milwaukee. Concert admission is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. Concert - goers are invited to a reception following the program. The series is directed by Sturm and Wegner. During his visit to the campus, Luening will give a free public lecture on Friday, April 2, at 1 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Building, Room D-118. He also will meet with student composers during his residency. Luening, who was born in Milwaukee, has had a long and distinguished career in music. He studied in the rich European musical climate of the 1920s at the Munich State Academy of Music, the Zurich Conservatory of Music, the University of Zurich and privately with Ferruccio Busoni and was flutist in orchestras conducted by Strauss, Nikisch and Busoni. Returning to America, he held a series of distinguished academic posts, serving as executive director of the opera department at the Eastman School of Music, chairman of the theory department at the University of Arizona and chairman of the music departments of Barnard College and Bennington College, where he inaugurated the Bennington Festivals. He began teaching composition at Columbia University in 1944 and is credited with wide influence on the generation of students he taught until 1968 when he was named professor emeritus. At Columbia, he also established his stature as a pioneer in electronic music. In 1952, he collaborated with Vladimir Ussachevsky on the first concert of electronic music in America, held at Columbia. tap 740 College Avenue Racine, Wl 53403 633-3503 Your fickot to the world of SURVIVAL • Self - defense • Advanced Lifesaving • Red Cross Water Safety Instructor Program WOMEN • Woman & Anger • Myths & S tereotypes of Women • Managing the Job Search Richard Pryor Live in Concert Tuesday, April 6 7:30 p.m. UNION SQUARE Admission *1.50 NEXT WEEK'S MOVIE Excalibur are. To bend at the knees. Nobody was sober enough to do it. So, they all stood to one side, I mean they all leaned to one side and I thought that I was the one that was off balance. Of course, that was the whole point, but I thought I was off balance for the longest time. When I finally figured out that I was the only one on balance, I was never so happy in my entire life. "The way I figured it was funny, because one of those drunkies was falling over, and when I looked down at the floor, it wasn't crooked. Then I started to break through the charade. Then the whole thing turned into a bust." The final clever caper actually took place right on midnight of April 1. It all revolves around the fact that Jenny is a night person. "I have always stayed up late. I can remember when I was a kid, I always would go into my bedroom at the time my mom would say, 'O.K., time for bed.' Then, instead of going to bed, I would sit with a light under my blankets and read or something. I never got caught though. It was probably really lucky that I never got caught when I did stuff like that. "On this particular April Fools Day, I was still awake at midnight, and I was probably 19 years old. Not that that was late for a 19 year old, but I had planned on staying up for another two or three hours, and then get up the next day for school. My sister used to stay out super - late, and she's older than I am, and she was always real quiet when she came in. She saw my light on in my bedroom, and invited her boyfriend in for a while. She thought it would be funny to make me think that she and he were going to, she wanted me to think they were going to have some fun. Of course, when you hear all of this laughing, no, I guess it was actually giggling from downstairs, your mind starts to wander. I have a mind that wanders from here to the ends of t he earth. It wandered that night. Two hours had passed, and I had been listening to these goings on for that long. I was getting a little tired of it , and then when I started to concentrate on listening again, there was no noise. "Kathy is really funny, so she had told John about the plan to make me look dumb, because she knew that I would still be up at midnight, and she knew that I would listen. When I didn't hear anything, things really started to run through my mind, and it got to be too much. I opened my bedroom door, and started to tiptoe downstairs. As I got to the bottom step, Kathy and John jumped out right in front of me, and screamed April Fool. She knew that I would listen, and she was really frustrated that I had kept myself out of the trap so long. She knew I would fall sooner or later. It was just wild when I did." Another April Fools, another trick. Don't let yourself get caught as April's Fool this year. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records — — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music — 'The Place To Buy Records" You're invited to the 5th Annuol WELL DAY DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phone 654-2932 University of WisconsirvParkside Wednesday April 7 Campus Union 10AM- 3 PM WELL DAY is the combined efforts of over - 40 Milwaukee, Racine, G Kenosha, Health Agencies who will provide the following free health screening, testing, and much more... 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It was perhaps not the intention of Webster to wax eloquent the sport which stirs such vicarious emotions within us. It is more evident that Webster's intention was to define "objectively" the sport. It is from this point of view that I will likewise "objectively" analyze some statistics of major league baseball. CLASSIFIED ADS Services Offered TYPING - Professionally done. Reasonable rates. Fast service. South Kenosha. 657- 6068. TYPING SERVICES for professionals and students. Call mornings. 639-6871. Help Wanted WANTED: Students to sell advertising for Ranger, 15% commission and bonus. Here's the perfect chance to make $$$$. Stop in Ranger office (next to Coffee Shoppe) if interested. WANTED: News, feature and sports writers, photographers, graphic artists. Stop by Ranger office. Wanted DORM SIZE REFRIGERATOR Contact Ken or Andy in Ranger office. For Sale CONCERT PICTURES: Rush, AC/DC, Foreigner, REO, 707, Joe Perry, April Wine, Blackfoot, ELO. 50ca print. Friday 12 1:30 near Bookstore. LASER SAILBOAT w/trailer. 14 ft. Olympic class, ex. condition. S1400 . 630 6635. MILTARY BOOK SALE used and out of print at the Old Book Corner, Martha Merrell's, 312 6th Racine. Naval, tanks, Nazis, WW I a nd WW II, etc. Miscellaneous UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST SERMON "The Problem With Jesus' Teachings" Sunday 11 a. m. Personals TO KATE, Thank you for understanding and caring. Joey. HEY MERLIN! Every little thing you do is magic! Bread. ANDE have a happy seventh birthday! JOY Thanks for all • Ha ve a great Birthday! Pat. KATHY S. Happy April Fool's Day to Nobodies Fool and everyone's friend. Pat HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, Kathy S. We hope you had a great one! Ranger DREW I hope this br ain surgery is more successful than the last. THREE CHEERS for Mark S and the Parkside fencing team. The statistics cover three broad areas. These areas or categories are: batting average, home runs, and runs batted in. Judging from the statistics of each of these categories, the American league has been the better league in baseball. The first category concerns batting averages. For the years covering 1912-1977, the American league's composite batting average erf its leaders was .358; the National league average was .355. However, Roger Hornsby of the National league's St. Louis Cardinals holds the major league record for the best average in one season. Hornsby hit .424 in 1924. Moreover, the National league hitting champs have held the higher batting averages in 35 out of the 65 total years. The second category deals with home run leaders. Once again, the American league has held the advantage. This time, 44.2 to 42, in the averagfe number of home runs hit by each division's leaders from 1918 to 1977. Moreover, Roger Maris of the American league's New York Yankees holds the major league record for the most home runs in one season. Maris hit 61 homers in 1961. The final category concerns runs batted in. One finds the American league RBI leaders once again holding the advantage. From 1914 t o 1977, the American league leaders have averaged 139.59 runs batted in versus 126.73 for the National league. Moreover, even though the National league's Hack Wilson (Chicago Cubs) holds the major league record of 190 RBI's in. one season (1930), American league teams have had the higher RBI figure in 33 of the 63 years (both leagues tied in 1961). Another point worth mentioning deals with baseball's "triple crown" winners. A triple crown winner is a player who has won all three categories for his division in one year. The American league is once again the dominant of the two leagues. American leaguers Lou Gehrig (New York Yankees, 1934), Ted Williams (Boston Red Sox, 1942), and Mickey Mantle (New York Yankees, 1956), have all won baseball's triple crown for their league. The only National league hitter to do the same was Roger Hornsby, who turned the trick for the St. Louis Cardinals in 1925. The American league batting leaders have dominated the three categories of batting averages, home runs, and runs batted in. For baseball's best, the American league has been the better league. S^-SeVcan.be toppe* j ! VIOW! l^fsSe^O^cUbedootton /^| \ I I I I I I I I I I I I fc I L WSemglan sleevesSSSSwa*" Name College Adult sizes only. Specify quantity. . T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S__ M___ L__ XL_ Amount Enclosed $ Oder expires December 31.1982 No purchas e necessary New York residen ts add 8 25% sales tax Please allow 4 to 6 weeksToTshrpment 101 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document grade changes protect eligibility Basketball pl ayers Timely by Ken Meyer Editor When two of the starting basketball players were declared academically ineligible hours before Parkside's district championship playoff game against Eau Clair on March 1, it had a crippling effect on the team's chance of advancing to the national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers lost 86 - 80. The universtity press release distributed at the game stated: "Wilbert Webb and John Herndon have been declared academically ineligible, making them unavailable to the Parkside basketball team for tonight's game . . . "Webb, a 6 - 11 junior center, and Herndon, a 6 - 6 senior for­ ward, failed to satisfactorily complete required work under a time extension which had been granted by an instructor of a course they had taken first semester . . . "The two had received passing grades in the course after meeting all requirements except for the completion of term papers. Their passing grades for the course were changed to failing grades Monday afternoon, thus making them ineligible immediately for further intercollegiate com­ petition under NAIA rules. Ranger has been investigating the matter since the game because the students have a right to know what exactly is going on in the Parkside basketball program. Our findings include: • The players first received an incomplete in December but the grades were changed to a "D—" on the last possible day (around Continued On Page Three ijjT University of Wisconsin - Parkside Financial aid $ added Start April I College Stores Associates prepares to operate bookstore by Pat Hensiak News Editor CSA will definitely take over the bookstore as of April 1. CSA plans to begin with a small operation, probably handling just textbooks and necessary supplies. Remodeling of the upstairs will take place as soon as possible. Carpeting is being considered, and a change in the signage will also take place. The fixtures will remain, the university is pur­ chasing them from Follett. Remodeling is also likely in the D-2 level of bookstore, which is presently being used for stock. The possibility to handle the "book rush" through the basement is a good one. Students would not go through the stacks of books downstairs, there would be a clerk to retrieve the books for the student. On the upper level, there would be a complete display of the textbooks used within the present semester. The upper level will also stock a greater array of merchandise, items that have never been in before. For the first few months of the operation, CSA will have a con­ tinuous rotation of high - ranking corporate officers coming to Wisconsin to supervise the operation. Shortly after things are rolling, the decision to hire a manager will be made. The decision on who the manager will be will be made by the campus and CSA. It will be someone that both groups agree on. "We will be working closely to make the transition as smooth as possible," commented Dave Pedersen, Dean of Student Life. "CSA will be a partnership, a lot like the food service. There will be a day to day communication with them. It will be run a lot like a campus - run bookstore would have been run." The optional 5% surcharge has been removed from the contract altogether. The surcharge clause has never been used by CSA, and if that is the case, it was suggested that the clause be removed en­ tirely from the contract. This should affect the cost of books in a positive way for students. Refunds will also be handled differently. At present, the refund available on texts constantly change. CSA does not have a diminishing refund. If a book is in refundable condition, the price available to students on the refund will not change. Work study will be made ap­ plicable to the CSA operation. The program will be required to run through Student Life. CSA will be given the same opportunity for work - study, but will not be given any more opportunity than the other departments. Follett has the necessary books for the modules at the present time. Whatever books are not sold by the time Follett leaves will be sold to the university, and then the university will sell them to CSA. They will be made available to the students. Within a short period of time, the takeover will take place. As soon as Follett has the opportunity to move their stock out, and as soon as the remodeling is finished, CSA will step in. Jim Bearden Do students have a say in renewals? by Pat Hensiak News Editor Throughout the recent Jim Bearden dispute, many questions have been raised. Students have questioned why they do not have the right to help in the deter­ mination of a teacher receiving a contract renewal or tenure. Students and teachers have also questioned the required "creative activity" that is needed for a contract renewal. They have wondered how much is enough creative activity, and then, if the quality is good, should the same amount be needed. Probably the biggest challenge for students to understand, is if creative activity holds more weight than the also required teaching and service. The fact is, the committees that determine if a teacher is eligible for contract renewal or tenure, make an overall assessment of a teacher's performance. Teaching does weigh in the decision more than service and creative activity, but the teacher is responsible for all three of the requirements. If the term of "how much is enough," were to become too defined and precise, it would make the JIM BEARDEN assessment very mechanical and ineffective. Unfortunately, this explanation doesn't help students understand why Jim Bearden was denied a contract renewal. Bearden said that nojhing led him to believe that he would not receive a renewal. If not a three year, some other sort of contract. There were never any statements of disapproval conveyed to him about his actions, or lack of. When Bearden was hired here. An additional $1.6 million in state financial aid for the 1982-1983 school year was approved unanimously on March 5 by the Joint Committee of Finance of the state Legislature, thanks largely to the efforts of United Council — the statewide association of University of Wisconsin Student Governments. Wendy Strimling, Legislative Affairs Director of United Council, had urged the Joint Committee on Finance to amend Governor Dreyfus' budget revision proposal to increase next year's appropriation to the Wisconsin Higher Education Grant (WHEG) and Tuition Grant Programs. The request was in response to the fact that the Department of Administration has put $1.9 million from these programs' 1981-1982 budget into reserve; the money will thus automatically lapse into the general fund as of July 1982. According to Strimling, rather than let money originally designated for financial aid awards disappear, the money should be used for its original and worthy purpose — financial aid grants to university students. "In a time when the federal government is radically cutting financial aid programs and calling for the states to pick up that responsibility and when budget cuts at the state level are causing UW administrators to consider dramatic tuition in­ creases, access to public higher education is being severely threatened," argued Strimling. "Financial aid is the most direct mechanism for preserving that access." Representative Sharon Metz (D- Green Bay) authored the motion which restored the money for financial aid awards. Her motion added $1,092,600 in Wisconsin Higher Education Grant's and $507,400 in Tuition Grants for the 1982-1983 fiscal year — the money, representing about a 10 percent increase in the WHEG program and a 5 percent increase in the Tuition Grant award budget, will go directly to student awards in the 1982-1983 academic year. Rep. Metz' motion did not cost the state money, as her motion also deleted the proposed federal tax treat­ ment of the incentive stock op­ tions, thereby saving the state exactly the amount to be allocated to financial aid — an estimated $1.6 m illion. The additional $1.6 m illion for the WHEG and Tuition Grant Programs will be included in the Joint Finance Committee's Substitute to SB 783, the budget revision bill. The bill has yet to be debated and approved by the full Senate and Assembly. he was in midst of finishing his dissertation. He said then, that he would have the dissertation finished by the end of the first semester here. Bearden needed another year. His dissertation is finished now, and the committee for renewal has not read it, or taken it into consideration, because Bearden has the only copy locally and has never been asked for a copy of it. Bearden does not have any other published material at this point. It is apparent that students are looking for a voice in the matter of their education. However, it is also felt that students know very little about research. Bearden's proposal to this is that students form a committee, possibly through P. S. G. A., and have the committee learn about research. Maybe this would enable the student committee to make a quality judgement about the creative activity and research that a teacher does. The decision that the renewal committee has made about Bearden is under appeal at this time. "I don't object to evaluating my research," said Bearden, "I object to their conclusion." PSGA ELECTION RESULTS PRESIDENT Jim Kreuser - 320 Phil Pogreba - 295 Loretta Lacy - 2 07 Mike Axelson • 8 (Write-in) VICE- PRESIDENT Chuck Betz - 388 Earlene Frederick - 223 SENATORS Ruth Slama - 450 Todd Bernhardt - 440 Jill Nielsen - 433 David Higgens - 428 Brian McDonald - 427 Brian Shuetta - 412 Luis Valldejuli - 411 Gary Adelsen - 83 (Write-in) Ron Schneider - 71 (Write-in) SUFAC Ken Meyer - 451 Gary Adelsen - 218 REFERENDUMS NO - 563 of 1. Do you support a peace - time military draft? YES-270 2. Do you favor decriminalization of up to one ounce marijuana? YES-468 NO-359 3. Do you know if there is a housing service on campus? YES-455 NO-322 4. Which do you favor in the Union Square? A. Jukebox - 210 B. Music changed more often on current jukebox - 262 C. Stereo system - 469 D. Other - 107 5. We the students of Parkside agree to support the UW System student lobby, United Council, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written request, of 50< per semester. YES-539 NO-228 2 Thursday, March 25,1982 RANGER Editorial iooooooooo< »occocoooooccoooeoosoooa5co&s< Ranger editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the editorial staff. Parkside students may submit editorial ideas to the editor for consideration. Editorial ideas need not be typed to be considered. soocoooosoocoacooccoaoococcoocoMcosooosccoooa Grade changes ra ise questions The recent controversy about the ineligibility of two basket­ ball players raises many questions that need to be answered. First of a ll, how can a grade be given when the only course requirement had not been met? The instructor has admitted that it was a "no - n o," but what action will be taken to ensure that this "no - no" will not occur again? Changing grades to "attempt to avoid a problem" for an athletic team, although it is said not to be a common practice, still happened, and there is nothing to prevent it from happening in the future. What is the use of th e existence of t he "incomplete" grade if a "D—" will mean the same thing? We don't want iron - clad rules which will intrude on professors' academic freedom, but we feel there should be stricter guidelines (that will be adhered to) detailing the procedure for "incompletes." Hopefully, next year with the addition of a new coach (and maybe a whole new team) the system will change. Parking tickets questioned sent a letter fourteen days after receiving the fine that included a paragraph stating, "If the violation is not paid within thirty (30) days from the date of issuance, the violation will be sent to the District Attorney's Office for prosecution ..." This puzzled Attention: Mr. R. Brinkmann, Director Campus Security Department Dear Sir: I'm writing this letter in response to a parking ticket received on January 27, 1982, in the Union lot at UW-Parkside. I don't wish to dispute any facts pertaining to the matter. I was, in fact, parked in a reserved stall while the sign was readily visible. I w ould like, however, to question the justification used in creating some of the laws of the University, and their respective penalties. First, when hesitantly for­ warding my $45.00 (What could it possibly increase to in the years to come?) for a white parking sticker I reasonably expect to be able to find a parking space, on an average school day. Lack of available spaces on "Special Event" days are understandable, of course. Everyone who pur­ chases a sticker should be able to expect the same. However, this is not the case. How can it possibly be the case when an excessive number of stickers are sold (more than available spaces) each semester? It seems to me that this creates a need for a minimum number of illegally parked automobiles. Is this a form of guaranteed income for the Parkside Security Department? When spaces are filled are we also expected to fill parking meters, in addition to our $45.00 sticker fee? Why are so many spaces set aside for "Reserved At All Times" parking? Never have I seen this section even fifty percent full; in either the Union Lot or the Communication Arts Lot. Who is eligible for a prized yellow sticker — do these people somehow rate above students and professors in importance at the University? Also, in regard to these priviledged parking areas, I feel that $15.00 for a non - moving vehicle violation is outrageously high. Even the City of Kenosha doesn't charge such an exorbinant amount ($1.00 for city lot violations, $5.00 for alternate side parking violations). Another point of interest, in the area of payment of fines. I was me; after all, how much money will the University, or the City of Kenosha, expense in attorney fees, court costs, etc., in order to collect $15.00? Maybe that's why our tuition is increasing with every new year. I feel that anything done to postpone graduation or retain credits earned by students because of outstanding fines is way out of line. These cases should be handled completely separate from a student's academic record. The delegation of a uthority to permit such action should be seriously questioned. I protestingly include my $15.00 fine within the thirty day limit only because I don't have the resources available to go through "proper channels" of litigation to appeal. It seems to be another case of some agency having its constituents within its own con­ straints ropes, with the power to make conforming constituents out jof peop le (using very questionably delegated powers and rights to do so). The Campus Security Department does have these powers and rights, but I sometimes wonder how and why. Regretfully, Kevin Maegaard <^IF THESE SATANIC WESTERN REPORTS OF OUR E XCECUTIONS W ERE TRUE, W E'D BE ° IN D EAD BODIES... I Students can judge instructors To the Editor: It would seem that the price of popularity is very high for an instructor at Parkside. Vice - Chancellor Lorman Ratner has equated the popularity of a teacher with the ability to en­ tertain his/her students. Does he really mean to imply that if a teacher is popular with his / her students, if those students enjoy learning, they are being en­ tertained, not educated? If so, then I have been deluding myself for nearly forty years, as I have always felt education should be an enjoyable process and that any instructor who can instill the desire for, and enjoyment of learning in a student was an above average instructor. As a student I find the Vice- Chancellor's opinion an insult to my intelligence as should other Parkside students. I totally resent the implication that we, as students, do not have sense enough to differentiate between education and entertainment. I certainly believe myself capable of judging the quality of my in­ structors. The Vice - Chancellor also states all instructors must meet certain demands. My question must be, "What demands are more im­ portant than the demand that an instructor communicate to the student the material he / she is teaching?" Vice - Chancellor Ratner seems to be implying that education, to be meaningful, must be boring and contain the element of poor student / teacher relationships. This in itself is ridiculous. The more stimulating, challenging and enjoyable the presentation of the material, the more a student will desire to learn. Education is no longer the process of r ote memorization, it is or should be, a process of in­ tellectual stimulation which in­ stills in the student the desire to search for and acquire more knowledge. The instructor who fails in this fails the student as well as him / herself. If, as has been suggested, there Ranger editorials show lack of originality is any suspicion at all that tenure or renewal is being denied by senior faculty members to junior faculty members on the basis of personal attitudes, it is certainly the responsibility of the Ad­ ministration to investigate the situation and act upon the fin­ dings. Attitudes such as these are not only detrimental to the discipline itself, but ultimately damaging to the students. It is the duty, the obligation of the Ad­ ministration of this university to secure for its students the best possible instructors. Parkside needs instructors who can challenge, stimulate and transmit to the students a joy of learning. Parkside is falling short of its obligations to students when it fires as unqualified, those same instructors most highly praised by Parkside students. The majority of the students of this university are much more intelligent and selective than the Administration gives them credit for. DON'T SELL THEM SHORT! Marie E. Marten To the Editor: I remember when, in the campus radical days of the '60s, one of the more crude jokes of the "rednecks" was that if yo u busted open a few heads from the campus political crowd, you would find little tape recorders inside, all saying the same thing, and even if you didn't find them, well, at least you busted a few heads. Crude as such jokes may be, they are only helped by such editorials as Chuck Ostrowski's of February 18 ("Three Questions About Reagan"). If Chuck hadn't written this, a computer could easily have come up with it merely by putting together all of the most repeatedly - used lines from campus editorials all over the country. Maybe, if this is the best we can do, we might as well use computers to write the Ranger editorials. Or better yet, why not use parrots? They have as much originality in their ideas as do any of the editorials I've read in this paper for some time — and I'm not talking only about Chuck's. I'm not writing to defend Reagan. I didn't vote for him (or Essay opinions criticized To the Editor: You have published several essays lately which convey the opinions of Chuck Ostrowski to Ranger readers. Please pass the following letter on to Chuck for me: Dear Chuck: I don't know how to tell you this. I think you'd better sit down. At this point I do not care to criticize your opinions, I only want to snap you out of your time warp. First off, this is 1982. That means that two years ago the presidential campaign was full blown, as it will be two years hence. What, therefore, will be "Reagan's surprise" in November? Do you plan on showing up there for Thanksgiving dinner? Secondly, the issue of the day is equal rights for women, NOT women's suffrage. We have been allowed to vote for several years now. In fact, women can even run for office! How about that? Finally, I do not wish to discourage you from voicing your opinions. The Ranger needs more humor. Carol Burns Carter or Anderson) and I have plenty of d isagreements with him. What burns me up is the almost total lack of independent thinking among the campus elite. Whether this one - dimensional attitude is due to a desire to be accepted by one's peers, or to a desire to sound intelligent and believing that there is only one way to do so, or to a displaced Oedipus complex, I do not know for sure. I do know that this attitude, and the almost holier - t han - thou conceit with which it is carried, has the effect of blin­ ding student political thinkers to their own hypocricies and in­ consistencies. It also sends out a message: If you don't agree with us, shut up! This latter effect is particularly disturbing in light of the frequent attacks on those such as Jerry Falwell, et al, who allegedly want to suppress freedom of speech. Whether the Religious Right really wants to suppress freedom of speech is in itself debatable. But is not essentially the same effect produced when editorial writers snub those of alternate views by subtly but definitely branding them as "stupid" and "-anti - intellectual.?" (This, of course, has been producer Nor­ man Lear's game from the start.) To send out a message that "If you don't agree, you're just plain stupid" is a form of censorship in itself. I would at least hope that the editors and staff of this paper would try to abandon the lofty, self - righteous posture often exhibited by them in relation to national issues. Hypocricies and inconsistencies are also found in many other areas. The Religious Right is often accused — rightly so sometimes — of wanting to "force their morality down the public's throat." But the campus elite often seems to advocate the same thing. Two of the most obvious examples are its fanatical "anti - sexism" and its zeal for gun prohibition. It amazes me that so many people cannot see the totalitarian potential behind calls for the banning of objects owned by 50 million people. Is it not obvious that the only way to enforce such a thing would be through a massive invasion of privacy — in fact, through essentially police - state Continued On Page Three Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 10, issue 23, March 25, 1982 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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