80 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/225891a666cb8769d54bcd740c6bccb3.pdf 5e5dfdbbe6a4e2f04d03a0f16143431b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Exclusive Ranger interview - Gov. Earl addresses UW System issues Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 15, 1983 University of Wisconst a . Parksid e Exclusive Ranger interview * * • WLLC Plaza to get facelift Computer discounts available at Parkside Cross country, soccer Gov. Earl addresses Govenor Anthony Earl vis­ ited Kenosha County Monday. The following is an exclusive Ranger interview with Earl concerning UW System is­ sues. Q.: UW students currently pay 27.5 percent of the total education cost, up from 25 percent. Is there any chance of that increasing again? Unfortunately, I think there's a lot of chance it will increase. As a matter of fact, if the Board of Re­ gents would have had its way last month, it would have increased to at least 30 percent. One of the reasons I have felt so strongly on the faculty pay increase is that I think it ought not to be financed out of greater increases of tuition, at the very least until such time that somebody has taken a look to see what that's going to mean to student access and the ability of folks to stay in college. I think that further increases for faculty compensation ought to come out of general purpose reve- nues-out of our tax revenues, not increases in tuition. And one of the issues I hope that gets addressed by the commission I have appointed to take a look at the faculty compensaton issue is the question of further tuition in­ creases. I remain opposed to them and it would take an awfully per­ suasive case to change my mind. Q.: Do you feel the percentage is fair between 25 a nd 30 percent? I think that the state's policy of 25 percent, which it long was, was the right policy. I understand how it got to 27 V2, b ut I think we ought not have it incremently creeping up there, and I surely don't favor fur­ ther increases beyond that amount at the present time. Q.: Concerning the professor "star fund", do you feel that there is a need for such a fund to keep quality professors in the UW Sys­ tem? And where should that come from if it's necessary? That money came out of general purposes revenues. I knew when I put this budget together late last year that there's going to be very little money available for compen­ sation for all state employees, whether they're faculty members, Continued on Page 8 UW System issues Financial aid situation: Applications up, funds expire by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Financial aid applications have increased 25 percent despite the de­ creasing margin of students who qualify for the funds. Over $3 million in subsidies are available to students for grants, loans and work study. Approxi­ mately 2000 Parkside students re­ ceive some type of financial aid every year. "The spirit of the program is to provide these limited funds to those who really need them," said Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director. "The problem comes in defining need." Recent changes in aid qualifica­ tions has re-defined financial aid eli­ gibility. Ocker said that "needs analysis requirements have tighten­ ed up" such as the income cap of $30,000 implemented in the Guaran­ teed Student Loans (GSL) program since 1982, m aking most students at Parkside ineligible for that pro­ gram. "I've had many students who come in and they can't understand why they're not eligible now when they have been eligible in the past. They think it's the lack of funding, but it's not, and it's not necessarily the large number of applicants, it's the changes in the formulas that the government has instituted and that we are required to follow," said Ocker. People in the middle income bracket are most affected by the formula changes. Ocker feels tha the trend toward stiff requirement for eligibility will continue, but h< hopes these formulas will stabilize, Students may soon be required t< verify the date on their application; through a validation process. Thi tax forms of the students and thei: parents would be submitted alonj with the application. Validation i: being considered as a way to lesser the amount of false financial data According to Ocker, validation ma] create a setback in processing ait forms. "We're trying to forestall or a least put a lid on it (added require ments) through our professional or ganizations, but we haven't hat much luck yet," he said. Increased applications has mean a four-week backlog of applications Many students who need to makt corrections on their forms alst delay funds. Funds for the college work studj program and Supplemental Educa tional Opportunity Grant (SEOG have been exhausted for this year Ocker cites the increase of applica Continued on Page 5 R.n,*, td«o, K.„ «„„„ Go ,. Tonf £ .„ dM ,„ g „„ Uortda t , 0 "<">•<" 2 Thursday, September 15,1983 L RANGER Ranger: All in a day's (week's?) work... by Ken Meyer Editor Well, it's been fun. No doubt about that. Last week's issue of the Ranger, not only the first of the year, but' also the first of its kind, brought so much positive feedback that it will be hard to accomplish that feat again. (But we're going to try damned hard during the 29 issues coming up.) The response to the "new Ranger" was so great that Thurs­ day afternoon I was as proud and happy as I have ever been. I didn't even care that I slept six hours and ate nothing for the previous 80 hours. But the actual distribution of the new paper iSn't the whole story. As the song goes "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen"; our readers! could never fathom the headaches and problems we went through last week. We should have been out on strikes, but Ranger came through as a hit. Strike 1: Last week was our first time working with our new printer, and there were enough bugs in our system to star in an Irwin Allen disaster flick; Strike 2: Labor Day was what is supposed to be our major workday; Strike 3: The Ranger-record 24 pages doub­ led our workload. A lot of f irsts occurred last week. Count 'em: first issue of the year, first "new Ranger," first time I ex­ perienced the YMCA dorm-substi­ tute (thanks for putting me up for the night), first time I ever pasted up a newspaper at 5 a.m. to get it out by noon (although we at Ranger aren't even supposed to paste it up at all-thank you again, Catherine, Jennie and John), first time sub­ jected to Racine's inferior bus ser­ vice., the list goes on and on. But the bottom line is Ranger came out and turned many, many heads. Other UW school news­ papers used to think of Ranger as the Rodney Dangerfield of School newspapers. No more. We are get- ting-and are going to keep getting- the respect we deserve. Many people have told me last week's issue was the best issue in four years or five years, depending, on how long they've been here. I can confidently expand that compli­ ment because I have repeatedly gone through Ranger's 12-year his­ tory; it was the best issue EVER. No doubt about it. The good thing is that things are just beginning. We're not going to slack off. The fun is just beginning. Ranger's first general member­ ship meeting last week had the big­ gest turnout in the four years I've been at Ranger. The size was defi­ nitely a record. Hell, even I almost couldn't find a seat. (Note: don't be discouraged-we can never have too many staff members, so stop on down.) To show the lack of inactivity and complacency, this week we are featuring an exclusive interview with Governor Tony Earl, not the usual man-on-the-street interview. (Thank you, ex-PSGA President Jim Kreuser for setting it up.) I really hate sounding like Jerry Falwell preaching about what this newspaper's intentions and pur­ poses are all about. But... We're not a clique. We're not "the enemy." We're students who care. Students who get involved. Students who give a damn so much that we conduct ourselves as watch­ dogs for all students. We're here to inform you-make you aware-and we're also here to prove that Park- side students can, do and will take an active part in their existence as students. Enough Falwellism. We're here for you. If you can help us or we can help you, let us know. Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz News 12 *21 John Kovalic Fm SSS 12221 Robb Luehr ...V.. F J2K Michael Kanais £32 12 SI Catherine h Chaffee Business Manager Jeff Wicks Advertising Manager Pat Hensiak —.Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asa t . Business Manager STAFF Corby Anderson, Jeanne Buenker- Philhps Margaret Butkus, Patricia Ciimbie, Patty DeLuisa, Mary Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Rick Luehr, Ziad Musaitif Karen Norwood, Dick Oberbruner Mas- S?* 1 Sh a J5?' ?', U sto u gaard, Nick Thome, Karen rrandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they ore solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every wrsday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ; c ° r / es P on d«nce should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, Univer­ sity^ of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. "J'*" to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday, ttanger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamo- lory content. Write a letter!!! Do you have something you want everybody to know? Or something everybody should know? If you do, write a letter to Ranger. Ranger wants to inspire open dis­ cussion about every topic, and what better way is there for the readers to have their say? Whether it's about a group that you think de­ serves praise or criticism, some­ thing you feel is fair or unfair, something you read in Ranger that you agree or disagree with-let us know about it! Let your voice be heard! All you have to do is follow these ( simple guidelines: • keep your letters under 350! words • type them double-spaced on standard size typing paper • SIGN the letter and include your phone number for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Any letter without a signature and phone number will not be printed. Ranger will publish as many let­ ters as space permits, but reserves the right to refuse letters with libel­ ous content. Ranger also reserves the right to edit or refuse lengthy letters. If you have any questions con­ cerning letters, contact Ken Meyer, Editor, at the Ranger office (WLLCi D139, phone 553-2287). Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. New Ranger feature: Guest editorials In order to encourage in-depth, discussion of the numerous issues! affecting Parkside, Ranger is now' accepting guest editorials from members of the Parkside commu-! nity. Topics should pertain to Park- side, although others may be con- siderd. Guest editorials are differ-, ent than letters to the editor, since, they will carry the author's name, 5 photo (if possible), background and credentials at the beginning of the editorial. Guest editorials should be less than 350 w ords and should be for­ warded to Ken Meyer, Editor, Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139 (or phone 553-2287). All e ditorials must be signed and include a phone num­ ber where the author can be reach­ ed during regular business hours. Reminder Homecoming King and Queen nomination deadline is noon Friday, Sept. 16 (in Union 209) September 15,1983 Repair Work will begin Monday, Sept. 19 on the WLLC plaza to replace a nd repair the walkway. The lower concrete plaza be­ tween the Communication Arts building and WLLC (outside the coffee shop) will be replaced due to a drainage problem and extensive cracking. This area w ill be blocked off for the duration of the project. Also scheduled f or repair is the concrete area outside Middle Main Place and the stretch of sidewalk from the south side of the Commu­ nication Arts building leading to the Physical Education building. The sidewalk will be temporarily replaced by gravel and the location will be revamped to follow the path people walk. Jack Dudley, Physical Plant Di­ rector, said that less concrete will be replaced and there will be more plants added to these area s. "Hopefully, we will make it a more attractive area, something that doesn't look so aus tere," said Dudley. "We're being economical because it's cheaper putting it in to look attractive than it is to replace the concrete as it was." Dudley urges students w ho walk in these areas to re-route their paths to avoid the construction. "Heavy equipment will be com­ ing in and out so it will be pretty messy," he said. It will also be pretty noisy during the demolition of the concrete. This project has been in the works for four years and the final plans were finished in February, 1981. Dud ley said th at it has taken until now to get the project funded by the building commission and t o receive the actual working draw­ ings. The estimated completion date is Nov. 1 and the total cost is $61,000. Minority conference to be held Oct. 7 The sixth annual conference on Graduate Education for Minority Students will be held Fri., Oct. 7, at the Circle Center o f the University of Illinois at Chicago. This confer­ ence in the past has attra cted hun­ dreds of students, counselors and faculty from dozens of colleges throughout Chicago, Illinois and neighboring states. This free conference i s open to minority college students, counse­ lors to minority students and inter­ ested college faculty and admin­ istrators. The conference will provide in­ formation on the opportunities for and benefits of pursuing graduate study at the master's and doctoral level. Students w ill be able to learn from administrators, faculty and fellow students what graduate study in their chosen fie ld involves, how to prepare for admission to a graduate p rogram, admissions pro­ cedures at different universities, availability of financial aid and career opportunities in different professional fields. Prior to the conference there will be a workshop o n test-taking skills useful to taking the standardized tests used by most universities in their graduate admission. Dr . Thel- ma Spencer, of the Educational Testing Service (ETS ) will discuss how students can improve their scores on such widel y used tests as the Graduate Re cord Examination (GRE), Graduate Management Ad­ missions Test (GMA T), Law School Admission Test (LSAT), Miller Analogies Test (MA T), and Medical College Admission Test (MCAT). The conference's keynote speak­ er will be Dr. Frank Hale, a noted educator and scholar, fo rmer presi­ dent of Oakwood College, board member of Operation PUSH and currently Vice-Provost fo r Minority Affairs at the Ohio State University. Following Dr. Hale's address will be six concurrent workshops which students may attend according to their interests. In these workshops a panel of minority faculty, staff, graduate students and graduate alumni will discuss the require­ ments, opportunities and rewards of graduate study in their areas. The six workshops w ill cover: Bio­ logical and Health Sciences; Bus i­ ness, Economics and Accounting; Humanities and Fine Arts; Physical Sciences, Mathematics, and Engi­ neering; Psychology and Social Work; Social Science and Educa­ tion. Parkside students who wish to take part in the conference should contact Esrold Nurse in WLLC D175 (phone 553-2219). the deadline is Oct. 3. Hispanic week National Hispanic Heritage Week is Sept. 12- 18. The library will dis­ play Hispanic literature and art and WGTD/FM 91 radio will have daily highlights on Hispanic topics throughout the week. For more in­ formation contact Teoby Gomez at 553-2578. Uwversity of Wisconsin-Parkakie N New Beginn ing September 29-Ocfober 1 Thursday, September 29 6:00 P.M. King/Queen Coronation Union Patio Friday, September 30 8:00 P.M. Talent Show featuring: Comedian Michael Davis Union Cinema Saturday, October 1 Noon Western Style Bar-B-Que Music by: Brew County Rounders Phy Ed Lot' 2:00 P.M. Varsity Soccer Game Parkside Field 9:00 P.M. Semi-Formal Dance Music by: John Bunic's Big Band Main Place' 9:00 P.M. Casino Festivities Main Place Midnight Prize Raffle Main Place work to close WLLC plaza itt*k TpA<a~ 4 Thursday, September 15,1983 Ranger Computer discounts offered soc By Jeanne Buenker-Phillips Several organizations, the UW System, IBM, Computerland of M il­ waukee and Educators Credit Union have recently collaborated in order to offer personal computers at a 20 percent discount to Parkside faculty, staff and students. Parkside's Computer Center Di­ rector, Wiliam Misamore, said, "Prior to this (micro-computers were) strictly for educational use. Now they are coming out with per­ sonal use." He added that the dis­ count is being offered because "there is a need to acauire micro­ computers. This provides a way for students, staff and faculty to ac quire at discount." The 20 percent discount is given for both the purchase of software as well as hardware. There are many types to choose from, but an example of a personal computer with limited options is as follows: According to Misamore, "there are various reaasons" for purchas­ ing a personal computer. "They get them for hobbies, for business rea­ sons (and) for the education of their children." He added that TYPE MODEL 5150 - 074 5151 5152 001 002 DESCRIPTION System Unit-Model 074 Monochrome Display & Pr inter Adapter Monochrome Display Graphics Printer Printer Cable Printer Stand QTY 1 DOS 2 .0 Less 20% Net Cost Plus Shipping Plus State Tax of 5% -Software— 1 Total FEATURE NUMBER 1504900 1525612 1525614 6024061 Total PURCHASE PRICE $2,533.00 335.00 345.00 595.00 55.00 55.00 60.00 $4,078.00 —815.60 $3,262.40 32.00 164.72 $3459.12 Investing basics to be taught The basics of investing will be covered in an eight-sessions course at Parkside from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Tuesdays-Sept. 27, Oct. 4, 11, 18, 25, Nov. 1, 8, 15-in Molinaro Hall, Room 107. Cost is $40. T he course, designed for people who want to learn about handling their financial matters in the 1980's, will be taught by Eliza­ beth A. Janicek, investment execu­ tive for Shearson-American Ex­ press, Inc. Reservations are required and can be made with Parkside's Business Outreach Office by c alling 553-2047. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Business Outreach Department of the Division of Busi­ ness and Administrative Science; University of Wisconsin Extension; and UW-Parkside's Small Business Development Center. BEGIN YOUR FUTURE AS AN OFFICER. Many college courses prepare you for a job in management. Sooner or later. But successfully completing Army ROTC will place you in a management job right after graduation. It's definitely not a trainee job. You could be accountable for millions of dollars worth of equip­ ment. And responsible for many of the Army's top technicians. You might find your­ self supervising a staff of computer programmers in Heidelberg. Missile tech­ nicians in Korea. Or satellite trackers in Samoa. To qualify, you take a few hours of ROTC classes weekly, along with the subjects in your major. You'll receive financial assistance —$ 100 a month, up to $ 1000 a year—in your last two years. And you might even qualify for a scholarship. For more information on what could be the most important planning decision you'll ever make, contact Cpt. Jack Kuczynski, Marquette University AROTC. Call collect (414) 224-7195 or (414) 224-7240. ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. people buy them mostly because "it's the trend of the future." In order to purchase a personal computer at the 20 percent dis- »count, one must be verified as a Parkside student or staff/faculty member. An additional require­ ment is that all the important data of the purchaser be accurate. This will all be verified through the Computer Center. Student Organization Council (SOC) will sponsor a Recruitment Fair Wednesday, Sept. 21 at 1 p * Members of student clubs annd major organizations will be availa ble for students to question them about what their club/organization does on campus and how to join The purpose of the Fair is to boost student involvement. The club's tables will be set up along the main concourse extending from Main Place to the Union bridge. Club Events Accounting Club The Accounting Club will meet Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. A general membership meeting will be held on Sept. 16 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. An Interviewing on Campus Workshop on Sept. 29 at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Cheerleading Cheerleading is looking for guys and girls for this year's squad. Stu- ( dents interested in cheeleading; should attend the workshops Thurs­ day, Sept. 15 from 7:30-9 p.m. and' Tuesday, Sept. 20 f rom 7:30-9 p.m.; attendance at all workshops is not required. Tryouts will be held on) Wed., Sept. 21 in the Phy. Ed. building. A11 freshman are wel­ come. ISA The International Students Or­ ganization will hold a general mem­ bership meeting on Fri., Sept. 16 in Union 104 a t 1 p.m. Club activities and constitution will be discussed. New members are welcome. SWEA Student Wisconsin Education As­ sociation will meet every other Monday throughout the semester. The next meeting is Sept. 26 at 1 p.m. Women in Business/ Phi Gamma Nu The club wiU hold a car wash on Sept. 24 from 10 a.m to 2 p.m. at Shopko in Racine. IEHA There wiU b e a general meeting of Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association on Monday, Sept. 19, 1 p.m., in Moln D133. Tfr pics will include the membership drive, Chicago Safety Congress trip and scheduled speakers. New mem­ bers can come in and pick up ap­ plication forms at this meeting. . Life Science Club Life Science Club is presenting their first guest lecturer for the new FaU semester -Dr. Robert, Esser, Emeritus Associate Profes­ sor, Life Science, UW-Parkside. Dr.! Esser retired from full-time teach-! ing in 1982, but stiU returns in the Spring to teach the popular Organici Gardening class. A dedicated teach-; er, he received an outstanding teaching award from the university before he retired. His lecture, "What are We Doing to Our Local Environment?" will deal with the biological and environmental issues we are personally facing in this area. Please take the opportunity to attend and ask questions on Friday, Sept. 16, in Greenquist D115 at 1 p.m. SNAP-UWM Student Nurse's Association Parkside-University of Wisconsin Milwaukee will be sponsoring a softbaU game and cookout. Student; Nurses vs. Faculty and Staff soft­ baU game wiU be held on Sept. 16 at 4:30 at the Petrifying Springs Park (use County JR entrance). A cookout wiU foUow the game at 7 p.m. Spouses, children, boyfriends and girlfriends are welcome. A S NAP meeting in Tallent Hall 182 o n Sept. 26. Funding decreased Funding of public higher educa­ tion has decreased in 11 states over from ° A year s ' says a new r e P° rt E® n u Amencan Association of State Colleges and Universitites. Wisconsin is one of those 11 states., When adjustments for inflation! are made, state appropriations be-l tween the 1972-73 s chool year and the 1982-83 school year went up less than 3 percent in 20 other states. The 11 states which reduced ap­ propriations are Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey, Maine, Wisconsin, Con­ necticut, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Vermont and Indiana. RANGER Draft registration affects financia l aid bv Jenmp Tnnlri^uvi ---- - - - - - 5 Thursday, September 15,1983 Burckel elected to WHC by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The draft — to register or not to register is not the only question. One's answer may affect chances for financial aid. The Soloman Amendment states that students applying for financial aid must submit proof of their draft registration with their aid forms or they will be denied funds. Origi­ nally the law was scheduled to go into effect July 1983 but a Minne­ sota Federal Court judge placed a temporary injunction on the law. The injunction came as a respon­ se to students who claim the law vi­ olates their 5th Amendment rights. But on June 29 t he law went back into effect. Jan Ocker, UW-P financial aid director, said that his office is re­ quired by the US Department of Education to collect a statement from students indicating that they have registered or they are not re­ quired to register for the draft. Statements must be collected from both males and females. An added two week delay in pro­ cessing loans has resulted from this stipulation. Ocker said that al­ though there is a processing delay because of the added workload for the financial aid staff, it is not a bad situation at this point. "It is something that we don't welcome and I'm sure students don't welcome, but it's a law and it will be enforced," said Ocker. Statements were sent to students who did not have them on file and the financial aid office has been giving them out along with applica­ tion forms since August. "As of Oct. 1 we will not be able to process any applications or certi­ fy any Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) applications or make any payments without that form defi­ nitely on file," he said. The Department of Education has not yet determined how this law should be implemented. Al­ though the financial aid office is only collecting statement forms at this time, students may soon be re­ quired to provide proof of their reg­ istration with their aid applications. The proof is an acknowledgement of Selective Service registration that students would receive from the Selective Service Department after they register. Ocker said that he hopes the fi­ nancial aid office will not be requir­ ed to collect the proof of registra­ tion document. "We have been ar­ guing, through our professional or­ ganizations, (with the Department of Education) that this would be a burden for students and it would be difficult for the financial aid staff to enforce," he said. He added that it is unlikely that the law will be repealed, but how it will be implemented and whether the Department of Education will offer any alternatives to the situa­ tion remains to be seen. Nicholas Burckel, associate direc­ tor of the Parkside Library-Learn­ ing Center, has been elected to the Wisconsin Humanities Committee (WHC), a non-profit organization that provides money to public and private groups for programs on pub­ lic policy, l ocal history and humani­ ties-related topics. Burckel is the second Parkside staff member to be elected to the Madison-based committee, which receives funds from the National Endowment for the Humanities and is composed of representatives of education, business, labor, govern­ ment and the general public drawn from throughout the state. Barbara Shade, an associate pro­ fessor of e ducation at Parkside, was elected to the 25-member commit­ tee in 1980 and recently was re­ elected by the committee to a sec­ ond three-year term. Burckel was chosen largely on the basis of his involvement with area communities and his scholarly inter­ est in local history. Four times a year members of the WHC convene to review pro­ posals from non-profit organizations around the state seeking funds to support their projects. The commit­ tee also considers policy issues con­ cerning the kind of programs it should help finance. Financial aid Continued on Page 1 tions as the reason for exhausted funds. "In the past, Parkside has never had the problem of not meeting needs. This year I'm sure we will have students who will be unable to meet their total needs," Ocker said. Private scholarships available on campus have increased. These are available to new and continuing stu­ dents who demonstrate high aca­ demic excellence or achievement. "We encourage students who need money to meet educational costs to apply," said Ocker. He added that students should apply early and they should be accurate on their forms or they may jeopard­ ize their chances for receiving funds. —" <-u ue seen. campus nave increased. These are funds. Couvion, Bugenhagen appointed to NACA Arthur "Buddy" Couvion, Coor dinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been re-appointed Cooperative Buying Coordinator in the Wisconsin Region of the Nation­ al Association for Campus Activi­ ties. He will continue to be re­ sponsible for coordinating, within the State of Wisconsin, all coopera­ tive buying activity-that process by which NACA m ember schools save money in their entertainment budgets by buying talent, products and services collectively. Couvion's previous NACA in­ volvement includes serving as Okla­ homa Unit Coordinator in 1978-79, Southern Michigan Unit Coordina­ tor in 1980, and Wisconsin Coopera­ tive Buying Coordinator since 1982. He also was ACU-I Regional Confer­ ence Programs Coordinator in 1980, was among the 1980 Outstanding Young Men Among Colleges and Universities, has served as a con­ sultant on residence hall programm­ ing at Eastern Kentucky University, and is a member of the Wisconsin State Advisory Committee on Arts for the Handicapped. Couvion formerly was Director of Gantz Center and Student Activities at Phillips University and Assistant Director of University Center at the University of Michigan/Flint. He holds a B.S. in secondary education from Southeast Missouri State Uni­ versity and an M.S. in college stu­ dent personnel from Indiana Uni­ versity. Marilyn Bugenhagen, Assistant Coordinator of Student Activities at Parkside, has been appointed Mem­ bership Coordinator in the Wiscon­ sin Region of the National Associa­ tion for Campus Activities. She will be responsible for recruitment and retention of association members , within the State of Wisconsin. Bugenhagen's previous NACA i n­ volvement includes serving on the Host School Committee for the Spring 1983 Wisconsin Regional Conference and on the Showcase Se­ lection Committee for the 1980 an d 1981 Wisconsin Regional Confer­ ences. She was recently selected as Adviser of the Year at Parkside. She holds a B.S.E. in elementary education from the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater and an M.A. in student personnel administration from Ball State University. NACA, with its national office in Columbia, South Carolina, is the largest and most influential organi­ zation in the field of campus activi­ ties programming, with a current membership of over 900 colleges and universities and nearly 550 asso­ ciated firms in the contemporary entertainment, performing and fine arts, recreation, travel and leisure services industries. The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday 9:30 a.m.-12 a.m. Sunday 12 a.m.-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Union Squre Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-1l Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. p .m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30-2 p.m. Reservatons Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. 6 Thursday, September 15,1983 Board of Regents accept research projects More than S99fi noo in „.i RANGER s More than $226,000 in support o_ research projects and activities by! Parkside faculty members was ac -j cepted Sept. 9 by the UW System^ Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $163,799 from the United States Navy in sup­ port of a two-year, off-campus as­ signment for Parkside Chemistry Professor Michael Marron, who is working for the Office of Naval Re­ search in Washington D.C. Marron, who remains an employee while onl leave, is advising the Navy on its re-! search into the effects of elec­ tromagnetic fields on living organ-i isms. His assignment continues) through May, 1985. The Regents also acceptedi $51,103 from the National Institutes! of Health for continuing research into the electromagnetic field ef­ fects on the cell membrane by ai team of UW-Parkside scientists headed by Life Science Professor Eugene Goodman. The long-term study, which has received more than $750,000 in federal grant sup­ port, seeks to identify and charac­ terize the mechanism by which ex­ tremely low frequency electromag­ netic fields affect living organisms. A grant of $1,842 f rom the fed­ eral Department of Health and Human Services and administered by the City of Kenosha in support of a study of job-related injuries in -f curred by municipal workers over a> four-year period was accepted by the Regents. The study, which identifies the 1 number of job-related injuries to City of Kenosha workers in dozens of job classifications, is being con­ ducted by a team of Parkside researchers headed by Life Science- Allied Health Professor Eugene Ga- siorkiewicz. Get down to business faster. With the BA-35. If there's one thing business students have always needed, this is it: an affordable, busi­ ness-oriented calculator. The Texas Instruments BA-35, the Student Business Analyst. Its built-in business formulas let you perform complicated finance, accounting and statistical functions - the ones that usually require a lot of time and a stack of reference books, like present and future value © 1983 Texas Instruments calculations, amortizations and balloon payments. The BA-35 means you spend less time calculating, and more time learning. One keystroke takes the place of many. The calculator is just part of the package. You a lso get a book that follows most business courses: the Business Analyst Guidebook. Business professors helped us write it, to help you get the most out of calculator and classroom. A powerful combination. Think business. With the BA-35 Student Business Analyst. * Texas INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. Also accepted by the Regents was a $9,697 grant from the federal Department of Housing and Urban Development in support of re search into alternative service delivery as­ sistance for area officials of munici­ pal governments. The study, to be conducted by W illiam Murin, direc­ tor of Parkside's master's degree program in public administration, will examine ways in which city of­ ficials in Wisconsin can contract with private firms for management of facilities such as city golf cour­ ses, swimming poools and marinas. PARKSIDE UNIOI , 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Ba lls • Milk C aramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint Leaves • Starlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burncit Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball s Yogurt Peanuts Smoked Almonds whole Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tuition increases $28 - Regent budget proposal major reason Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document � co ~.I'...."'.I!II.IIII-iII•••••••••••••• " Tuition'increases $28 Regent budget proposal major reason by Jennie Tunkielea New Editor UW System tuition/seg fee rates: Tuition at Parkside increased $28 per semester due to a 5.7 percent rise in academic fee and tuition rates. The increase is due to a proposal made by the Board of Regents in its 1983-85biennial budget to raise the resident academic fees and nonresident tuition to an average of the instructional and educational cost; the remaining 70% is state appropriated. The actual cost to students in undergraduate universities, such as Parkside, is 27% of the costs. Ph.D. institutions, such as r-~aukee and Madison, require ~ Its to pay 30% of costs. Nonrl.-Jt students are changed as close to 100% of costs as possible. One factor that varies at each university is the segregated fee charge. ores were implemented at Parkside, Segregated fees are the monies used he said. In fact, there is an increase to support major student orgamza- of funds in the areas of instruction tions and services. SUFAC (Segre- and library support. gated University Fees Allocations "The campus gained in terms of Committee) is a committee at Park- supply, expense and capital dollars side comprised of six student GOv· very much needed. in the library and ernment senators and two elected. instructional program. We are very students at large who, in conjunc- pleased with that," said Goetz. "Untion with the chancellor and assist- fortunately, we are in need of more ant chancellor, approve budget re- funding in the administrative and quests and allocate funds. physical plant areas, but those areas Gary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor were not given any relief." of Administration and Fiscal Af- / Goetz said that changes in the fairs, said that segregated fees at Athletic Department, such as a deParkside traditionally tend to be the crease of faculty positions and relowest in the system. This semes- moval of some course offerings. ter's segregated fees is $76. were not caused by a decline in the "The fees in this state are very general campus budget but rather reasonahle, and I think the students, on a priority basis. especially here at Parkside, are re- "The judgement was that the ceiving a marvelous SUbsidy and an Athletic Department was a bit too excellent quality program for what broad and that we had been hurting they pay," said Goetz. in other .areas such as business, enNo budget or cost cutting meas- gineering and humanities. We University Tuition Fee Segregated Fees Total Fee' Madison $532.50 66.50 $599.00 Milwaukee 532.50 85.35 617.85 Eau Claire 443.00 108.50 551.50 Green Bay 443.00 93.00 536.00 La Crosse 443.00 115.50 558.50 Oshkosh 443.00 95.00 538.00 Parkside 443.00 76.00 519.00 Platteville 443.00 115.25 558.25 Riverfalls 295.33" 73.02" 368.35" Stevens Point -'- 443.00 121.90 564.90 Stout 443.00 112.00 555.00 Superior 295.33·· 60.33" 355.66•• Whitewater 443.00 102.40 545.40 'Total does not include the .50¢ per student, per semester, United Council of Students' fee. . ··These universities have a three quarter system rather than a two quarter system. wanted to bring in quality faculty and we were running short on the faculty salary base. We simply had to draw down on the Athletic Department," he said. Goetz feeIs that the UW system is in great need of a better faculty salary increase program. "On the one hand there are increases in the budget for the library and instructional program, on the other hand there are no salary increases. Now the feeling is that we funded those improvements out of low salary," he said. The Faculty Star Fund, legislative-approved money used to keep outstanding professors in the UW system, is inadequate, feels Goetz. flit will never compensate for an adequate faculty salary program. The dollars provided were not enough to amply reward the breadth of quality on this campus. Itjust scratched the surface," he added. INSIDE: 1st homecoming planned for Sept. 29-0ct. 1 Chancellor Guskin holds convocation Share-A-Ride program helps students commute Vice-Chancellor Ratner leaves UW-P Foreign film series set Special4-page Gen Con section WILLIAM RIEBER NICHOLAS BURCKfl Rieber, Burckel win An economics professor and a library administrator are the reeipi enls of the Parkside awards for cutstanding university service for the 1982-83 academic year Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards of $500 each at an all-campus convocation Sept. 6 to Prot, William J. Rieber of the economics faculty and Nicholas C. Burckel. associate director of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center and head of its archives and area research center and media services sections. Rieber received a distinguished service award for teaching excellence based on student nommatJons. student evaluations and the recommendation of his colleagues. Rieber. who came to Uw-Parkslde m 1979.has taught COursesranging from introductory economies classes to graduate level courses on mtcrnanonat trade. his printlpal reContinued on Jllltl' 5 Editorial Ranger changes To the readers: This year's first issue of the Ranger marks the beginning of what I call "the new Ranger." As many of you have probably noticed, there is a remarkably different look to Ranger's page size and make-up. This is largely due to a change in printers. This change will help us in achieving our goal of becoming more technologically advanced in the way the newspaper's production is operated. Computerization has replaced the old image of newspaper reporters banging out their stories on old scuffed up typewriters. Ranger has a long way to go in the tolal transition, but the initial step has now been laken. Although the actual page size is now slightly smaller lban before, there will actually be more Ranger every week because financially, we will be able to sizeably increase the number of pages. It is, and always has been, Ranger's purpose to publish the best newspaper possible with a small (but dedicated) slaff 01 students - yes, we are 100 percent student-run. We feel that these newest changes will expand our potential enormously But that potential will only be realized if you, the readers help us in whatever way you can - by joining us, communi. cating with us, or just by supporting us. Ken Meyer, Editor 3 Thursday. September 8. 1983 Il'\, Til Ratner The appointment of Lorman A. to .head UW Center System Ratner, Vice Chancellor and Dean 01 Faculty at UW-Parkside, as Executive Dean of the University of Wisconsin Center System was approved July 15 by the UW System Board 01 Regents. Ratner, 50, who has been the number two administrator at UWParkside since 19n, was selected . lrom nearly 100 applicants to replace Robert Polk, who had been acting head 01 the Center System until his retirement last month. Ratner will begin his new duties this montb. In recommending the appointment, UW System President Robert M. O'Neil said, "Folh.wmg J national search we have tocnd within the UW System a person who seems ideally suited to be the Executive Dean of the UW Center System." O'Neil said Ratner's combination of "scholar and administrator provides an ideal qualfication for the leadership of the UW Centers in this difficult and demanding time." The Center System consists of 13 two-year campuses throughout the state which provide basic freshmansophomore- curriculum and associate degree programs for the approximately 9,600 students currently enrolled. The Centers also coordinate community outreach programs for their committee in conjunction with UW-Extension and provide a wide variety of continuing education and enrichment programs. Ratner will head the Center System administrative group headquartered in Madison. "While I am obviously sad to leave UW-Parkside, a truly fine university, 1 am pleased and excited to have the opportunity to work with those many people who have made the UW Centers excellent higher education institutions. Their commitment to providing the finest possible education to commuter students is one that 1 have shared for my entire career in higher education, " Ratner said. LeRMAN RATNER "1 also am grateful to have the opportunity to continue to work in the UW System. 1 look lorward to Visiting each of the UW Centers and meeting with faculty, administrators, students and residents of the communities whose support of their Centers has been so important to the success of those institutions. "While 1 look forward," Ratner continued, "I also reflect on where 1 have been and cannot help but feel regret at leaving "this excellent university. UW-Parkside faculty excel as teachers and scholars, my administrative colleagues are first rate, and all of us-faculty, administrators, students and community residents-are fortunate in having an outstanding educational leader in Chancellor Alan Guskin. 1 leave Parkside indebted to many people, but especially AI Guskin." Guskin said that Ratner's departure "will be a loss for the campus, the community and me personally because Larry Ratner was absolutely committed to providing the highest quality education possible for our students. "At Parkslde we believe that quality programs depends on quality laculty, that good teaching and active scholarship go hand in hand. No one believed that more than Larry, and as chief academic officer he Greenbaum acting Associate Dean Ben Greenbaum will be acting Vice Chancellor until a replacement is named, announced Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Guskin also announced the selection of a search and screen committee to recommend a successor to Lorman A. Ratner, who left the position to head the UW Center System. Ronald M. Pavalko, professor of sociology and chair of the Behavioral Science Division, will chair the 12 member search and screen committee of faculty, staff and students. Guskin said the committee would submit a list of five finalists to him and that he hoped to name the new number two administrator at UW-Parkside by Dee. 15 and to have that person on staff no later than July L Guskin said a national search will be conducted and that candidates will be from outside UW-Parkside. Greenbaum, a professor of vice-chancellor physics, has been at UW-Parkside since 1970 and has served as an Associate Dean since 1978. He also serves as coordinator of the Office of Graduate Programs. An active researcher, Greenbaum and several colleagues in the Parkside Science Division have received about $500,000 in research project grants since 1971. In addition to Pavalko, the search and screen committee members are: Michael S. Dassis, associate dean and professor of sociology; Robert H. Canary, professor of English and chair of the Humanities Division; Arthur V. Corr, professor of business management; Timotby V. Fossum, associate professor of applied computer science and chair of the Engineering Science Division; Eugene M. Goodman, professor of life science; Kenneth R. Hoover, associate professor of political science; Lionel A. Maldonado. associate professor of sociology; Esrold A. Nurse, asBEN GREENBAUM sistant director of Student Development; Rhoda-Gale Pollack, associate professor of dramatic arts and chair of the Fine Arts Division; Carla J, Stoffle. assist. ant chancellor for Educational Services; and Phil Pogreba. President of PSGA played the key role in working with faculty to make that commitment to quality a reality. "OUf faculty, our programs and thus the education we provide our students are much better today than when Larry joined us, and he deserves a great deal of the credit for that. "His wise counsel and leadership will be much missed, especially by me, but at least it will remain in the UW System and the Center System will profit directly from N," Guskin said. Guskin said plans lor Iilling Ratner's position will be announced soon. At UW-Parkside, Ratner has been responsible for all academic activities and for review and approval of all faculty appointments, promolions and tenure recommendations. Since 1977, the university has recruited about one-third of its professorial rank faculty, has planned and implemented 10 new undergraduate programs. received graduate work accreditation, established two graduate programs and generally raised UW-Parkside's academic standards. Ratner has played key roles in UW System-wide affairs including chairing, at the request of the System president. the task force to study the future development of UW-Superior. The study was the first of its kind and most of the recommendations were adopted. Ratner currently chairs the UW System's Council on College Skills. Ratner came to UW-Parkside from Lehmann College m the City University of New York System where he chaired the History 0('- parlment and served as Dean of Academic Plannmg and Dean of Social Science Before that he taught at Hunler College (\961-721 and Ithaca College Cl95HlIl. He earned his PhD. and MA. degrees at Cornell University and his A,a cum laude from Harvard College. He is the author of the textbook. Dialogue in American History (Holt. Rinehart & Wmston 19721, co-edmor of The Development of an American Culture (Prentice-Hall 1970, St. Martin's Press 1982) and author of a number of other published articles and essays, He is a regular reviewer for history journals and IS an eduorial consultant to several major publishers. Guskin's Convocation UW-P's character brings extra responsibilities UW·Parkside bas extra responsi- quality faculty and programs and if it were not fo; the presence, and ... greater integration of freshbilities to its students because its high academic standards; conven- the philosophy, of this university," ment and sophomores into "the inliberal admission policy and com- ient scheduling of courses day and Gusltin said. telleetual community which defines muter character have resulted in a night; and academic and personal Guskin emphasized, however, a university," a goal Guskin called diverse student body' that varies support services such as remedical that "tbere are other responsibili- "the greatest challenge in fulfilling greatly in abilities, ages and circum- skills programs, day care facilities ties (of access) which we can fulfill the responsibilities of access." stances, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin and peer support groups. more effectively." Chiel among On adjusting admission policies, told faculty, staff and students Fri- "Our graduates have been sue- them are: Guskin said. "A truly responsible day at the annual convication which cessful in the job market and in ... modifying admission policies philosophy of access for aU who Opens each new school year at UW- graduate and professional schools," "to ensure that those who are ad- would profit from (the) university P. Guskin said. "This university has mitted have a reasonable chance of must also recognize that there are Guskin then recited what he saw been remarkably successful in a rel- succeeding." those who would not profit from a as those special responsibilities, atively short priod of time (in ... being more "prescriptive" with university education. We must be graded his university on how weI! it demonstrating) that access and students who need special help to honest with those (10 to IS')}) appliWas meeting them, and suggested standards, opportunity and quality, suceed, and perhaps assigning them cants that we now admit who do not "new directions 1 feel we must ta- are not incompatible. to a special program which Guskin have the skills to make it despite ke ...to best serve our students." "We must continue to reject pro- likened to "an opportunity college" their best efforts and ours. No one's Guskin gave Parks ide good posals which would (aba.odon) where they could "gain the skills, education interest is served in such grades in a number of areas he con- Wisconsin's tradition 0f k th th b eepmg e e a groun an e con ck d d th Iidl ence a situation." Guskin called for establishment siders crucial in effectively serving a doors of higher education open to to later move into the academic Guskin cautioned, however, that of an "advising center" where all diverse, commuter student body-at- all who can benefit from it. We mainstream and be successful.' , care must be taken "to distinguish students could receive advising fordabiUty,' comprehensive liberal must continue to hold dear (our) ...improvements in the advising between those students who we feel from faculty and staff in one lceaarts and professional programs that commitment to serve a verse s - sys , di tu tern particularly lor freshmen are not prepared to succeed and tion. "Our highly diverse student . lIleet local needs and accommodate dent body, many 01 whom would and sophomores, which Guskin those we believe can succeed despi- body reqUIres more and better ad· '~tudents who cannot leave the.area; have nQChance for hlghe: ;<!uca!I~~ . ~a.u;<! "hi.g~ly un~~en;'~ _ •• _ , . , _ t~Iwl_lyIyij,lg, lje.e~.~u,c~~~ly~ ill ••••• CWiIlllCllt"...".,.8, , ~,.~ •••••••••••• 'O _ ••••• prior educational experiences." Guskin defined the "opportunity college" as a "carefully prescnbed and controlled program of studies for students who are clearly idenulied as needing special help. Establishment of such a program would ...be in the educational interest of such students and ..,would enhance the learning and teaching environment of the regular academic program," he said. Guskin said that university educators "were a bit confused in the 1960's about our prescripu ve responsibility to students. We didn't like to 'require'." RANGER HOlDecolDingbegins new tradition by Ken Meyer Editor A new tradition will start at Parkside this fall and its title appropriately states that fact - Homecoming '83: A New Beginning. The event will run Thursday through Saturday, Sept. 29-0ct. 1. Homecoming organizers - students, Alumni Affairs and Student Activities - are now accepting nominations for Homecoming King and Queen, who will reign over the activities. The King and Queen will be selected - separately - in a run-off and final election. Nominations must come from a recognized student organization or club, or a Park. side office. All nominations will be confirmed with the individual and nominating party. Nominees must carry at least six credits and mainlain a 2.0 GPA. Nomination forms are available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209), PSGA office (WLLC DI39), SOC office (Union 203) and the Vnion Information Desk. Nominations must be submitted to the Student 'Activities Office by University of Wisconsin-Par1<side /I New8e,l""l", noon Friday, Sept. 16, and nominees must have their picture taken at Student Activities by the same time. Voting will take place Monday through Friday, Sept. 19-23 on the Levell Concourse in Molinaro Hall. The voting times are 12-2 p.m. all five days and 5-7 p.m. Tuesday through Thursday. Voting will be done with pennies and everybody at Parkside - students, faculty staff and alumni is eligible to vote. Voters may cast as many pennies as they wish; it is not a one person one vote election. The three males and females with Service awards given Continoed from page 1 search interest. His evaluations by· Burckel's interest in local history students have consistently placed also is reflected in the three voluhim in the top ranks of faculty in mes of Kenosha and Racine history the social science division. and last which he has edited or co-edited. year he had the highest ranking Those volumes have won both local evaluations in the division. and state recognition. A colleague. supporting his norm- In addition. he has co-edited with nation for the award, called Rieber, several VW-Parkside faculty mem- "the epitome of the teacher-scholar bers two major reference works in model." history which are in use in most uniRieber, an assistant professor. versities and colleges in the United earned an M.B.A. from Duquesne States. University and the M.A. and Ph.D. He has been involved in a number degrees from the University of of community activities including Pittsburgh where he was an Earhart the Racine County Historical SocieFellow. He has published in top ty and Museum and recently was journals in his field, including the elected to the Wisconsin Humanities prestigious "American Economic Committee. Review." Burckel holds a Ph.D. in history Burckel, who received an award from UW-Madison. for exemplary university service by The academic staff award recipian academic staff member, came to ent is selected by a peer committee VW-Parkside in 1972 with the as- based on nominations which may be signment of creating an archival re- submitted by students, faculty and cord from scratch for the young uni- staff members. versity. _ He is credited by colleagues with building the archives and its constituent area research center into a first-rate research resource for both university and local area history which is used both by scholarly America's educated women are researchers and community resi- getting the sbort end of the stick. In dents who make use of its wealth of the course of a lifetime, women genealogical reference resources I with four-year college degrees e~ and other community historical re- just 60 percent of what male high cords. school graduates earn. Burckel has been instrumental in: The U.S. Census Bureau reports gaining lor the archives a number of that the average lifetime earning for collections of documents relating to women with bachelor degrees IS the history of the ara, including re- $523,000. For male high school gradcords of governmental, business, Inates, it is $861,000.. Union, church and civic groups as I Today's women high school gradwell as special collections by area nates will earn $381,000 m their lifeWriters including Irving Wallace and . time. For IB-year-old males wbo go David Kherdian. on to college and receive bacbelor All of these activities have won degrees, lifetime earnmgs wlll averbim a national reputation as an age $1,190,000. archivist. Women short-changed the most pennies will advance to the finals, which will run Monday through Wednesday, Sept. 26-28. Voting times are 12-2 p.m. all three days and 5-7 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The money generated by the penny-voting will be given to the Parkside Scholarship Fund. The King and Queen winners will be coronated Thursday. Sept. 29 at6 p.m. on the Union Patio during homecoming's kick-off event, which begins at 4:30 p.rn. Each winner will receive two tickets to Friday's variety show and to Saturday night's Untold bloodshed as Pontiac goes berserk See page 18! 5 Thursday, September 8 1983 Variety show to feature area talent "Step Into Our Spotlight," a variety show featuring Parkside talent, will be emceed by nationally-known comedian Michael Davis Friday, Sept. 30 at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. Tryouts for the show will be Wednesday and Thursday, Sept. 14-15 from 7-10 p.m. in the Cinema Theater. Participants must sign up for the tryouts by Wednesday noon. Entry forms are available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209), PSGA office (WLLC D139), SOC office (Union 203) semi-formal dance. Nationally known comedian Michael Davis will emcee the variety show, which will feature Parkside taleM (see accompanying story). The semi-formal dance, with music by the John Bunic Big Band. will coincide with casino festivities such as roulette, blackjack and other games. Other homecoming activities include: a raffle, a western-style barbeque with music by Brew County Rounders, a golf outing and a tennis clinic. The golf and tennis activities, and the Union Infonnation Desk. Competition is open to students, faculty, slaff and alumni. No more than 10 acts will be selected; acts that are selected for the show will be notified by Monday, Sept. 19. Acts may only run a maximum of seven minutes with a five minute set-up time. Only basic technical equipment will be provided. Individuals in the acts that make the show will receive one free ticket to the semi-formal dance on Saturday, Oct. 1. both taking place Saturday morning, have limited space so call Alumni .Affairs (553-2414) for reservanoee and details. Two reunions will be held saturday, Oct. 1 - the Parkside Activities Board from 6-8 p.m. and the Class of '73 from 8-10 p.m. The Parkside varsity SOCcer team will play VW-Madison at 2 p.m Saturday, Oct. 1. Admission is $2 for adults, 50 cents for children under 12. See next week's Ranger for further details. Kenosha savings and Loan PREE CHECKINGI In your choice Of TWO great accounts. S935 7th Ave.-Keno$ha. WIS. 858-4861 West Slde-7535 Pershing Blvd. 694.1380 Nor1hwest 51()8-4235 52nd sr, 658.(H20 South Side-8035 22M Ave. 657-'340 Paddock lIIke-24726 75th 51-, At. 50 843.2388 Lake Geneve-4'O Broad St. 248-914' RANGER 7 Thursday. Seplember 8. 1983 Parkside housing rapidly changing by Ken Meyer Editor The housing program has experienced a couple of changes in the last two years: last year, the Racine YMCA was contracted as "Ranger Hall," a pseudo-dormatory for Parkside students; and this year, the housing office has moved from Tallent Hall to Union 209. The one constant in the housing program is the coordinator, Shirley Schmerling, who has held that position for over 12 years. Schmerling is responsible for finding student housing and aids between 500 and 600 students a year. Although most of the apartment complexes close to Parkside and the YMCA are full, Schmerling hopes that her new office location will help students notice the housing office more and make it more accessible for those who need housing assistance. In only one year, the YMCA has been filled with so many students that further expansion at the Y is impossihle. Last year. "Ranger Hall" consisted of 85 rooms on three of the building's four residential floors -- two male and one female. This year, the fourth floor will become the second floor for female students unless a legal avenue is discovered to make it coed. The YMCA is now entirely Parkside housing except for a few steady Y residents on one of the male floors. Schmerling said the YMCA "is a great place to live for the students. (The rent) is $102 a month for a private room - where else can you get that deal with all the benefits?" The benefits include use of such facilities as the YMCA's two swimming pools, two gyms, Nautilus equipment, a running track, and racquethall, squash and handball courts. "Everybody has their own private room," said Schmerling. "They also have accessibility to all the students, and it is treated as a dorm." But, many people ask, Why aren't there any "legitimate" dorms at Parkside? "I think at the time that they built the university in the late 6Osearly 70s, there were so many dorms throughout the state standing empty ...that at that time there was a freeze on building dorms in the state," said Schmerling, giving her personal opinion. "I really fee that the university was just developing," she continued, "and when it carne time to build the building, they certainly needed the Phy Ed building more than they needed dorms, and they certainly needed Molinaro HalLand the new Union more than they needed dorms." "See, they always felt that (Parkside) was between two communities so there was always enough housing out there that kids could manage." The master plan for Parkside, drawn up at its inception, included dorms, but, said Schmerling, "They expected 25,000 students (by now) and when you're at the 5,000 level it's different." Is there any possibility of dorms in the future? "I hope so," said Schmerling, noting that a Housing Task Force last year made a full recommendation for having dorms on campus. "Maybe not conventionaltype dorms. but something." The task force also decided that there was a need for a full-time housing office on campus. . When Schmerling became housing coordinator, Parkside was the new-born infant in the UW system and her job required only 20 hours a week. With the growth of the university, her job grew as well. When a student contacts her about finding housing, Schmerling first finds out the student's needs. "Sometimes they have to quit school because they can't afford the cost of living today (so) Itry to lind them low-cost housing." she said. Finding low-cost housing comes easier to Schmerling than it might to others because she was on Kenosha's City Planning Committee for six years and she "knew every building that was being built in the city of Kenosha." In order to find housing for students, Schmerling consults news. papers and "is on the telephone constantly. I happen to know lots of people in the community, so I call Schmerling adds personal touch by Ken Meyer Editor ited southeastern Wisconsin. Schmerling describes the early 1971 Parkside: "At that time it was Shirley Schmerling, entering her only Tallent Hall. The basement 12th year as housing coordinator, was the library. The upstairs was all has had a mutual loving and re- the offices - the faculty, the staff, spectful relationships with the stu- the Chancellor, everybody. Next dents she has worked with at Park- door, where the Child Care Center side. is right now, was the Student Union. The deep CllIllJllitment she ex- Next to that building was another tends to the people she comes in hut - that was the bookstore." contact with reaches beyond Parksi- Two of the houses - Financial de, for sbe is also very active in the Aid and the Architectural Design ofcommunity. fices - were located where the Schmerling first became involved main building is presently, while all in Parkside student housing in the other buildings were on the September 1970, after her two chil- other side of 30th Avenue (Wood dren married and moved away, and Road). All these buildings were on 10 months after the death of her property that was boughl up for the husband, a Kenosha attorney. university's land. One of Schmerling's friends work- Were there any classrooms here ed at the new university and asked at that time? "None," replied Schher, "How can you stay in that merling. The reason for that is bouse alone with so many kids who simple - at that time there were have no place to live?" So, Schmerl- two 2·year UW extensions, one in ing says, "I took in four girls to live Kenosha and one in Racine. StuWith me and ...it was the greatest." dents mel at the halfway point beSchmerling realized she had tween the two extensions, the curfound something special and decid- rent Parkside site, and a free shuted that she wanted to go back to tie bus brought kenosha students to work. After working in her hus- the Racine campus for classes, and band's law office for 22 years, she vice versa. felt that she was wasting her life by The fact that Parkside was a complaying bridge and antiquing every bination of the two cities' extension day, so she came to the new school schools dictated the exclusion of to see about a job. naming the new four-year university "I came out here," said Schmerl- UW-Kenosha or UW-Racine, said ing, "and I said, 'You know what? Schmerling. . You need me ...Your kids need hous- The housing situation was qwt~ ing and I know how to get that different in the early days 01 Parks~: housing for them.' " She convinced de. "They had absolutely nothing, the Parkside officials and "went to said Schmerling. Parkside was atevery organization in Racine and tracting students from places like Kenosha (and) built up a list of Marshfield, Clinton and Waukesha rooms in private homes. I told who had finished two ~e~rs an.d everybody about the kids I had liv- were coming to UW-P to flDlSh therr ing With me and what a terrific ex~ degrees." So they were JUDlors perience it was." when they came he~ ..a~d ,~;~ To compare the current Parkside were tbe ones I was usmg, eampus to the university that Sch· said. b Il)erting first joined is like compar- ScbmerIi,n.g ~~s~,~~~,;;iJ,- ~e!,. iJII l!Ie 'JII'eSSt COIlIJlIItllit)' to til<! . "Jlhlud of the many .wucu e ~ days when the first settlers inhab- _ served since she started. lIIId this past year was no exception. When last year's YMCA student residents checked out after the first year of Parkside housing there, Schmerling was asked if she wanted to know the amount of damage the students had done at the Y. Of course she wanted to know. "They didn't have a dollar's worth of damage," Schmerling bragged like a proud mother. . "I am so proud of our students," she said. "I mean, that's saying somethiug about the caliber of our students. I brag about that to everybody." Schmerling loves her work, but her relationships aren't just with students needing housing assistance. She helps "everybody. I think many students come up (here) on the pretense of using the housing office who have other kinds of problems. " Especially personal problems. "They want to taUt," explained Schmerling, "and Iwant tbem to be llbIe' to ·~·ib·lIere·ablI ClIk: l' have. beea active.illl/ae C • llllity, I have connections, so if people have problems, I know when! to steer them. II I can't help them myselI, I know who to call." Some of the Parkside sludents Schmerling has betped include the cheerleaders. She quit as their adviser after 10 years, but she feels nothing but pride about the group that sbe feels grew not only in size but in the work they do for the university - "more than just the kids who get out and cheer the night of the game." • One example of how Schmerling cares about the students she works with involves the many foreign students she helps find housing. Not only does she find the residence, but she also shows them where necessities such as food stores, banks and local transportation outlets are located. "I feel like, bey, you don'l jusl stick a kid (somewhere) and say, 'Go ahead, kid. Make it.' You can't do that. The way these kids start.oil\, ;0 thWI' u.e, eDd Ill> .. scbOOl. If "'" mate il a little __ ier..... everybody .., A current listing of available housing is kept on a bulletin board in the housing office. divided IOta categories such as: rocrns 10 private homes. houses to share, apartments to share and one, two. and three bedroom apartments (or rent. "I usuaUy make the initial call to the landlord to see if irs filled yet (and) to see If they'll accept a student because I'm not gomg to send them out there if they're going to have the door slammed in their face." said SChmerling. • She runs into "very few' landlords who don't accept students, but "at one lime that was very, very common .' , That was six or seven years ago when the communities' industries were going full blast and many people were making good, guaranteed money. makmg students less dependable in paying the rent. But that viewpoint has changed over the years, as has the housing. office at Parkside. This year Schmerling wants to develop a social group at the YMCA involving "activities that will bring the students (to campus) together It's a matter of what the kids want to do. ThaI's where I'm putting my efforts litis year - I want to make dorm lire here something that all the kids want." Although Schmerting is very active finding housing for studenls, she also finds time to beneIit Ihe community. Kenosha Mayor John Bilotti has appointed her "Kenosha's Ambassador to the World." Sinee Kenosha is a port city. many shIpo enter its harbor and Schmerling leads • "Welcome to Kenosha" group that meets the incomi"8 hips and sbows the crews around the city. One recent ship's crew, {rom India, spend one week shoppl"8 on Kenosha. "I can account ror $25.000 being spent in Kenosha," she said To say lbat she has been involved in city activities in Kenosha would be an understatement. Schmerlong has been on Kenosha's City Plan. ning Committee, the Kenosha Symphony Board. Wisconsin's HIghway Salety Advisory Council (appoonted by governors), the state-Wide Liquor Reconnification Board (appointed by the State Senate and Assembly) and has served as Secretary or Kenosha's Democratic Party Schmerting is also on the Atumni Association Board and a charter member of Zonta International. which is similar to a Kiwanis Club for women. Zonta's latest undertak· i"8 is to build a playground for handicapped children at Kemper Center. It ill that caring feeting that Sch- ___ la.t!ltl!E'_nd' .....• that makes it easy for the feeliug to lie retumed. RANGER Meet the PAB· 9 Thursday. September 8, 1983 student organizations by Jellllie Tuakieicz News Editor "There's nothing to do!" Not true, according to PAB (Parkside Activities Board). PAB is the organization responsible lor programming most 01 the student activities on campus. Some 01 these activities are dances, liIms, outdoor recreation, coffee houses, performing arts and the ski trips, There are currently 50 students participating in PAB, making the organization one 01 the largest on campus. These students are appointed to one 01 seven committees: coffeehouse, contemporary entertainment, films, outdoor recreation, performing arts and lectures, Video, and sight and sound (technical crew), Committees meet at least twice a month to plan programs. President of the organization is Chris Hammelev and Mark Schozen is Vice President. According to Hammelev, one of the biggest problems lor PAB is getting students back on campus for events. To combat this problem more activities are being planned lor the afternoons during activities period. Hammelev feels that a!ternooD activities will reach a greater variety 01 people. "If Parkside liad dorms we would be all set. But once people go home, they don't like comiQg back. They think it's a lot easier to go to a bar," sbe said. PAB is bringing in a variety of new and dillerent entertainment, porposely not booking 10cal acts, to give students an alternative to acts available in the community, added Hemmel ev, A new film series will be shown on campus, offering the classics, which will feature a dillerent theme each month, September's theme is comedy. The films will be shown every Tuesday, beginning Sept. 13, in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. Admission is free. "Students should be aware of this organization because if they want to see something at Parkside we are the people to talk to," said Hammelev. The PAB office is located in Union 202 and the phone number is 553-2650. soc by Corby Anderson The Student Organization Council (SOC), a standing committee of the Parkside Student Government Organization (PSGA), was formed to promote communication among and faster support for the various student organizations on campus as well as to help create an opportunity to enhance the learning experience at Parkside. There are currently more than 50 clubs in SOC. Some of the more active groups belonging to SOC, according to SOC chairperson Valerie Olson, include: Parkside Associatlon of Wargamers, Accounting Club, Engineering Science Club, rntervarsity Christian Fellowship, Antbropology Club, Political Science Club, International Students' Organization, and the Black Student Organization. To maintain a liaison among, the groups and to coordinate club events, all club presidents or designated delegates meet at least four times each semester and once a month during the summer. SOC receives its operating funds from the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee, (SUFAC), a subcommittee- of PSGA. For the 1983-84 academic year, SOC will receive $22,000, $18,000 of which will be distributed among the various student organizations through its Budget and Review Committee. Those who would like to meet with other students with' similar interests should contact the Student Activities Office (Union 209) or Valerie Olson, SOC president, at 554- 2594. Also, if you have an interest that is not already represented, forming a new club is easy to do, and the members of SOC can assist you in finding an advisor and getting started. Ranger, the student newspaper at Parkside, is an independent newspaper run completely by students both editorially and financially. Entering its 12th year, Ranger bas gone through many changes-4ncluding this year. "I'm sure quite a few students were surprised when they picked up this issue of Ranger," said Editor Ken Meyer. "This issue is the beginning of what I call 'the new Ranger.' I -'UII very confident that these latest changes are to Ranger's advantage." Ranger bas many things to offer students who join the staff, said Meyer. "Writers learn how to write more effectively, pbotographers enhance their photographic capabilities, editors experience hands-on 0[- ganizational and leadership training and the business people learn how business functions, OJ he said. «Advertising salespeople earn a commission, so business students can reby Je .. ie Tualdelcz News Editor Peer Support, an organization designed to aid nontraditional (23 years and older) students at Parkside, is the newest of the major organizations on campus. Pam Brouwers, president of the organization, cited its functions as a referral, identification, liason and support group. "We are here to give support to people who come back to school," she said. A woman wbo wished to attend Parkside but was concerned about her two children contacted the Peer Support Office. Brouwers referred her to the Child Care Center and urged her to register. Brouwers was contacted by a 51 year old woman who was considerI PSGA have a hard time keeping a full membership in the Senate, which I find hard to believe ... because of the limited number of positions." said Pogreba. The Senate has four standing committees: SOC (Student Organization Council), which is comprised of students from every club and organization on campus; SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocations Committee). which IS responsible for allocating funds to organizations; Student Services. concerned with services that will benelit the students: and Legislative AHairs. dealing with laws and bills or any legislative action taking place at the local. state and federal level. Women's Affairs, a subcommittee of Legislative Affairs, discusses women's issues and provides var8 ing taking courses but was a little leery about the idea. Brouwers gave the woman the names and phone numbers of two current students also 51 year old. "I felt these women could iIlentify with each other because they're in the same age group," Brouwers said. "We can't label ourselves as counselors because we are not trained in that area, but we can identify with each others problems and give support. " Peer Support also tries to be a liason between nontradtional stu. dents and the university. Approximately 400 nontraditional students applied at Parkside and about half have registered for the fall semester. Peer Support tries to personally contact the students who apply. "It is reassuring for tbem to "That's the way it should be," said Meyer. "The best way to learn something is to do it-not read it in a book. It gives people a sense of sell-worth because not only do they accomplish something, tbey also learn from it. .. "People shouldn't think that if they join Ranger it will only be work, work, work with out any rewards", said Meyer. Students learn how to work and communicate with others, do something fulfilling and most importantly, make friends and have fun." ious services on campus Parkside is a member of the United Council. an organizatron that compiles mlormation, lobbies at the capitol on student and SOCIal issues and other functions on behalr of all UW students. Each student is taxed 50 cents each semester to fund the UC. "We hear a lot or people complaining about tlungs . .if you have a problem with the way thongs are run, don't just SIt back and bit h ab o ut it--gel out and do something ... jOID an ergamzatlon. learn how the system runs and fmd out ways to change 'I," saId Pogrcba Students mterestd 10 the orgameaton ran taLk with Pogreba or any senator at the PSGA offoce. WLLC DI39 know that we're here and that they can talk with other students on the same situation," said Brouwers. The group meets the last Wednes· day of every month in Moln. III and they hope to have a speaker at every meeting. Ruth Weyland, executive director or the Mental Health of Racine Co, Inc., will speak on The Family at the orgamzauon first meeting, sept 28 at I p.rn Special events are also in lhe works sucb as a Peer Support and Student Health Center co-sponsored program concerning domestic violence. Brouwers added that volunteers are needed on the organization. Volunteers and people interested in joining can call or visit the Peer Support Office, WLLC DI75, 553- 2706_ :It • :It -~Don't [ust ~ • :It ~ sit there! ~ • :It • • :It : Join a : • :It , istudent grouplr Ra.nger membership meeting : .::..:.:::::..::::..::.:..:...:-~--=--: Eriday, Sept. 9, 1p.m, : ..... ~..,; • I"f 1"Io'o"",,:'IOt'>·" ,'h "''1.r. ",~ w ... ; ,(; ~.;l,J., I I Thursday SeC1emb,'r.ll. I!/R:I :-u Parkside hosts 16th annual Gen Con by Bob Kiesling Every year during the third week in August, the normally staid halls of Parkside buzz with the activity of over 7000 fantasy game afficiandos who converge on the school to assume an alter-identiy at Ceo Con, a massive four-day role-playing game convention that is said to be the largest of its type in the world. Players this year came from as far away as England, Australia and Israel to assume characters in role playing games. games where players hack, slash and sometimes reason their way tbrougb a fantasy world. said Kerry Lloyd. president of Oamelords. Ltd .. a supplier of gaming supplies, "where you go on an adventure where princesses are' beautiful and frequent. a world where dragons are horrible and existen." Ceo Con itself began sixteen years ago as a small get-together for war-game enthusiasts to sharpen their skills and test ideas against other players in what was then a relatively obscure pastime. But with the advent of the Dungeons & Dragons role-playing game about ten years ago. the convention outgrew its Lake Geneva headquarters (the name stands for GENeva CONvention) and moved to Parkside to accommodate the increasing number of game fans who turn out every year to battle the forces of evil lor good.) According to TSR Hobbies, the creator of Dungeons & Dragons and .. sponsor of the convention. the average player is male, between the ages of 10 and 24 and a student. although the female contingent is growing rapidly, a spokeswoman for TSR said. An in creasing number of professionals play the game each year as well. "doctors, lawyers. things like that." said TSR spokesman Deiter Sturm. The convention, hwover, is not limited to Dungeons & Dragons, although one of the main events is a 2,000 player sanctioned Advanced Dungeons and Dragons tournament which draws some of the best players from around the world. Many of the games are historical simulations of famous battles. Every year a tournament is held for "Dawn Patrol" players, a game that recreates the art of aerial combat during WWI. They bold the world's largest dawn patrol game at. of course the crack of dawn Saturday morning. There are many other types of role-playing games and tournaments held as well. and some of these have a distinctly local flavor. .. Death Race Tbrougb The Streets of Lake Geneva," based on the very popular "Car Wars" game, is everything the name implies. Others include "Operation Parkside", where two teams of agents. one CIA and tbe other KGB, try to out-spy each other in the nooks and shadows of tbe school. There is also "Gamma World," a Exhibitort sell their wares.t the Gen Con trade show in the Phy. Ed. bUilding game that was billed as a "battle in tbe mutants and the knights of genetic purity try to destroy the other in a battle among the ruins of a strange area known only as U of Parkside. " There are many variations on the theme encompassed in about 700 separate games tournaments and r lectures during the convention, plus countless casual games arranged by the participants. The players themselves choose to seek fame and fortune in make believe worlds for a variety of reasons. "It's something like acting. but there's no pressure." said Debbie Fulton, a college student from MI. Prospect, Ill. . She said that generally sbe will choose a character with non-human characteristics, such as her elf and dwarf characters who are "for the most part as different from my personality as possible." Another player. Tim Boylan 01 • North Canton. Ohio. who was playing an infonnal game of "Car Wars" when asked said "This is a pretty violent game," and gal a chorus of agreement from his competitors wben be added. "It's lun ". "I Ibink it would be Iun to go down the rood and test your knowledge against other drivers," he said. Boylan's vehicle for the game. which involves destroying other drivers before lbey destroy you. is a CadiBac eqUipped with a name thrower, a mine dropper, a heavy rocket. armor and a gunner. "You tbink like. wow. Ibis could really happen someday." he sa,d, Many of tbe plalyers also wear costumes that fit their roles at the convention. One player who was dressed in a long purple booded robe with no face viSible behind a seamless black mask said that he liked to use wraiths or specters in his games. "Just a general. evil creature," be said. addmg tb.al it fils in well witb .anotber of bis bobbies. wbicb is magic Many of tbe players at Gen Con regularly attend other game conventions throughout the country. With the majority of convenuons held In Wisconsin. Illinois and MichlRan The players asked said they had each been to between three and five other convenuons this year John Mahler of Chicago. who said he has been playmg for seven years. saId he goes to the convennoes ..to meet friend. There are two dozen peope Irun around With to convenuons." He drd say. however. tbal Gen Con "IS the lop of the line for mit. playmg an thrs area .. Judie SImpson membership secretary for the 9000 member Hole Playing Garners Assoonuon. said that she had seen about 2000 of the group's members on Thursday alone. SImpson. who IS a TSR employee when not working at convennons. said there is a considerable number of regular convention participants. TSR. howe,er. does not make a profit from the conventIon Spokes· man Deiter Stunn saId Ibat Gen Con ",s pUI together for tbe garners Irs our contrlbutoon to the It'ImlDg scene ... The conventJOn was nol limned to just plaYing games, hOWeVe\\T Tbe PhyEd buJidlDg was packed With eighty exhibitors who sp<'1.'lal· Ize in games and related produtls. "This audience gIVes us a 101 of ideas." said MOIra C01llns. prestdml of Rubber Stamp Magic, a Chkagn company tbat makes rubber stamp CODliDUe«! OD Page 12 RANGER 13 Thursday. September 8. 198.1 , Gen Con brings out strange behavior by Ken Meyer Canada-and that was only in the Editor three-quarters filled Comm Arts Over 7000 Gen Con game enthu- parking lot. siasts invaded the Parkside campus The types of people were just as Aug.18-21and, as one might expect, diverse as the places they came some out of the ordinary things took from-from ages 6 to 60. Therewere place. married couples with their kids, A l1·foot canoe was reported young married couples (one on a bemissing within the first few hours of lated honeymoon from Ontario, the 58 hour convention. It did not Canada), bearded inen with pot show up again. I figure that it was bellies and skinny, awkward-looking "recruited" for "The Battle on boys with glasses. Parkside Pond" and was destroyed And then there were the enterby an enemy U-boat. taining ones: some wore capes, National conventions usually at- some were Dr. Who, one had a tract smooth, fast-talking salespeop- stuffed dragon on his shoulder and le who sell something valuable for there was a Scotsman complete next-ta-nothing, and tliis year's Gen with bagpipe. But the 'one that Con was no exception. Three sale. sticks out is, the woman who wore speople from W.M. Luggage of Bed- ber shirt unboUoned past her navel ford Park (IlL) were selling such until a Security officer "closed things as $22 sports bags ("water- down the show." proof, crushproof and punc- I talked to several people to find tureproof") Which, they claimed, out why they were here and what sold for $69 at Carson Pirie-Scott. they thought of Gen Con. - One woman from Barberton, The' luggage was a "steal" for Ohio, came with her husband and a that, price, but the salespeople group of 10 others. It was her secdidn t look too legitimate walking ond time at Gen Con and her husdown the concourse carrying the band's third, but she didn't particrluggage or setting up shop along the pate in any of the activities. She Sidewalk between Comm Arts and' went back to her hotel to read or to ~e Phy Ed building. (although they the lake most of her four days here. d accept Visa and Mastercard). Her major complaint was that r~,g- re three were escorted off campus istration was "very disorgamzed. y Security. Parkside, she said, has "beautiful Gen Con draws people from all landscaping." (Isn't It nice that over the United States- and even people from ev:rywhere notlee ?our SOrnefrom other countries, At 2:3!l, , notable ap~l~~,~~!evements,) PJn, .Saturday, I noticed cars froll1"··'''J\notIier"",:ollj!ln. W?~dered why II dilleftnt states and one frQIri ,:·t!le'Pliy:Ed liiIi1ding was so far away from the main building. I told her it was designed for those late-- comers during the winter mornings when the closer parking lots were full. It was the first Gen Con for one man, a 30-year-old member of the 1:\ir Force from Shriveport, Louisiana, although he has attended 17 previous wargamers conventions. "(Gen Con) is the fantasy capital of the world," he said not in a completely complimentary way. He is basically a board and miniature game player. "Better miniature players are at the other conventions for sure," he said, while Gen Con attracts more fantasy players. He said he joined the Air Force because of his hobby, which has helped him with his duties as a B-52 navigator and in Combat Intelligence, He sat in front of a boardgame entitled NATO: The Next War. "Are you preparing for real Iife?" I asked. I . "Yup. It happens because it always happens," he replied. Makes sense to me. One Parks ide student worker gave this viewpoint of Gen Can: "The people are sloppy and rude, (but) the school makes good money on beer and pop sales and it's good for student workers because it gives them a lot of hours." Is he interested in the games? "I have no idea about the games-t just clean up the mess " A 'young teenager from Detroit came to the <OIIvenlion with his "The Attack of the ca",Ifte,.,." brother and friend and they stayed at a campsite for the four days. It was the first Gen Con for all three. He said they came "because the new D and D book came out and they have it here. Nobody else has it yet. .. He had spent $30 to $40 at the convention's trade show during the first two days. He considered that amount 'not muchv-whieh I assume to be an apt descnption considering that the majority of the people were carrying shopping bags stuffed full with aU sorts of goodies. The trade show filled the entire (HOT!) gym With exhibitors selling just about anything you could think of (excluding luggage). hooks, magazines, models, games, artwork, posters. dice, buttons, miniatures of all kinds, paint brushes and kits. t· shirts, baseball caps, gameboards, ceramics, maps, cards. It took me over an hour to walk through the exhibition floor. which is pretty incredible smce I'm not that interested in these kinds or things. But some of the thmgs were interesting to look at, and] realized that a well-equipped players has to shell out a lot of money to play some of the bigger games. One of my personal highlights concerns the "takeover" of the PSGA office by the people in cbarge of coordinating the games' prizes. (I think it might haoe been RIOre pobte ilsomebody "in charge" 011 campus would have notified PSGA before they were Virtually thrown out of their own office.) One of the prize runners, a hyperacnve teenager I got confused and burst IOta my office and frantically (Incoherently) berated me with questions about not receiving prizes for some game. "I don't know what you're ldlkmg about." 1 told 111m "You must want the pnze room-that's next door" He went scurrying out Did he get confused because he was so wrapped up in the Gen Con action that he lost all sense of the real world' Don't ask me. I'll leave that up to the sociologists and psycbologists (too bad Dr Joyce Brothers cancelled her scheduled appearanc-E' two days before the convcnuom. But I do know that some 01 the participants get so involved that some changes in human behavior do occur ] witnessed the ultimate example of dedication to Ceo Con activrues Walking between the PhI' Ed building and Comm Arts. I was right behind three males In their late teens. When a "cry attracuve female walked past us. one of the three turned around, hi:) bugged-out eyes following her. "Did you see that?" he asked one of his friends, who was busy looking througb some game hooks. '" don't bav.e time loethaI_I" he repbed. RANGER 17 Thursday. 8 1983 The Emporium. which is reminiscent of a 19th century Jules Verne science fiction novel. is a natural outgrowth of Holmes' fascination with science. "Basically, I guess I'm a frustrated scientist. " he said. "Half a dozen sciences are represented in the Emporium. including geology. biology, physics. chemistry and astronomy. The beauty of it is [ didn't have to study science for 20 years and my theories and discoveries are beyond challenge ... Nobody said they were correct or applicable in the first place.' .£ilIUide's own Holmes 'pseudoscience: A peek into the future "The Alchemic Emporium," an elaborately designed alchemist's laboratory created by Parkside art professor David Holmes and fully equipped With functional pseudoscientific widgets, gadgets and giZmos as well as offbeat sculptures and fantasy-style paintings, is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Friday, Sept. 23. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. on Monday through Thursday and 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. Two other "environments" by Holmes. "The Greater Christian Carnival" and "Holme-town, U.S.A .. " currently are touring universities and colleges throughout the midwest. The Emporium. which syntheMy summer Coutiuued from page 16 more with the nut loose behind the wheel. This, however, is often a fruitless endeavor. A more enjoyable pastime for me this summer has been going to watch the Brewers play. As of this writing, the Brewers have won over eighty per cent of the games I have gone to see. If they can get their hitting back to normal, they should take their division again. It would be nice to have the World Series at Milwaukee two years straight. Here's another thought for you: What if the White Sox win their half of the American League. the easy half. the Brewers win their half? The rivalry between the Sucks. oops. Imeant Sox: (must have been a typing error) and the American League Champion Brewers could be settled in a manner befitting the Brewers. Now, since we are what-it-mg. what if the Cubs win every single game they play until the end of the season and go from second-to-Iast place to the top of their division? Don't worry. it just won't happen. = UC-SB porno flick funding Pomographic films can be funded With student fees on the University of CalifOrnia-Santa Barbara campus, but must be preceded by a 10- mmute educational program on porllOgraphy. . 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"I have not represented any formal religion and all my scientific proofs are pseu· do...the symbols and paraphernalia of the Emporium appear abstruse, but. like a good mystery novel, make one search for a logical answer," The Emporium's remarkably detailed and convincingly complex: laboratory is "viewer-participatory." Visitors are encourage to turn cranks, push buttons and pull levers that perform anynumber of seemingly impressive functions. none of which has any genuine applications in 'realtiy.' Holmes said. Several life-like sculptures populate the Emporium. including those of an alchemist and a robot. and boldly colored paintings depicting strange creatures in strange lands add an appropriately mystical dimension. Holmes used dozens of raw materials and everyday objects in creating the Emporium, including wood, glass. canvas, wire and rubber as well as billiard balls, radiator hoses and thermometers. The Emporium also features an ominously realistic "human" head encased in a wood and glass box. The head actually is made from a mask molded from the artist'S face and is visible on a laboratory shelf. kept "alive" by numerous tubes containing imaginary lifesupporting chemical solutions. Hoi"... .,jalts with one 0' hia c,..tiona ,,. "TN Alchemic Emporiom," 011 displa, in til. Communkalions ArIa aa"." tltt'OUfllt Sept 13 ,.;~ Dallid Holmes amid hi, "laboratory" [ Huge Quantltle. of aarpln Book. At Unbelleveble Prl .... NewYorknmes ... t SellerHardlNlck 30% Off NewYorknmes ... t SellerapertllICk 25"10 Me-VISA • 19Thursday. September 8. t98~3:------------------_ •••••••••••••••••••••• ~"' •• Child care parenting Child Care Center offers parenting This is the first article about He doesn't want to eat or sbe seems parenting which will appear to be sick, or she doesn't seem to be once a month sponsored by walking soon enough. The parent's the Child Care Center. These initial excitement may turn into an articles wilt deal with parent- exasperation "Now what." ing topics or activities about A unique new program designed parenting. to provide information and support to first-timeparents is underwayat by Marilyn Noreen The birth of a couple's first child usuallyis a time of joy and celebration. But once the baby is home for a few weeks or months, some of the freshnessand elation may wear oil. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am-4:00 pm • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Caramels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearmint leaves • Storlite Mints • Caramel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Caramel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stors • Jelly Beans ··California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Watermelon Sparklers • Cinnamon Bears • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • StUdent Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Smoked Almonds whole ParksideChildCare Center. Parent to Parent is a program of support and information to assist first-time parents from the prenatal period to when the child is 1 to 1Va. It is designed for fathers as well as mothers, couples and single parents. The sessions begin in the later months of pregnancyto help the new parents become more effective and feel confident as a parent and a person. Using a peer self-help approach of parentsteachingparents,the goal of the parent program is to strengthen families through understanding, education, communication and support. The group will meet at Tallent Hall and will he led by experienced parents/volunteer facilitators - men and women who themselves are successfully raising their own children. Special emphasis is given Continned on page 28 , , ~• '" ....'" ... .. .. .. .. ,;." . . ~. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering CUf# riculum are more functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-I1, with lIZ powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-I1, because it's preprogrammed to perform complex calculations - like definite integrals, linear regression and hyperbolics - at the touch of a button. And it can also be programmed to do repetitive problems without re-entering the entire formula. Included is the Calculator Decision-Making Sourcebook. It makes the process of using the TI-55-1I even simpler, and shows you how to use all the power of the calculator. Get to the answers faster. Let a TI-55-I1 ";1 show you how. V TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. @1983 TOM Imlruments Strange sex in Iowa? IOWA CITY, Iowa (NOCR) ·It's everything you wouldn't want in a student group, "Bestiality At College" is the newest student organization at the University of Iowa. Its members sought-and received-recognition as s student organization, and seeked $3729 in student fee funding from the ur Student Senate, That money would fund a variety of "programmmg," including a newsletter, "News for Ewes," a rally, "Take Back the Bam," a support phone, "Beasttine," and a guest speaker, Marlin Perkins of television's Wild Kingdom. . If all this sounds a little unreal, it is. Bestiality at College members are actually trying to make a point about student fee allocations. A least one of its members also belongs to Students for Traditional . American Freedoms (STAF), a conservative student group that is appealing a Student Senate decision not to fund its newspaper. BAC'spresident has admitted not knowing a single bestialtst. And other members say they don't like the waythe Senate allocates student money. A Senate spokesman said BAC received recognition "because that isn't hard to get," but probahly won't get any funding, since it isn't offering any "viable programming" and hasn't identified a need for its services. Ranger followed up on the matter. "They didn't get a nickel," laughedone member of.the Senate. Men'& Women's Bowling Club & Varsity Team Meeting Fri., Sept. 16 1 p.m, Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED THE FAC.E RANG- A BE.LL, BUT I COULDN'r PLACE IT UNTIL SGT. STRIPES rOUND THE MAN'S WALLET IN A DUMPSTER DOWN TI-lE ALLEY. RUFUS T. PORN APPLE. 1 KNOW THIS LQ5E.R'5 NAME.. IT SOUNDED LIKE A lYPlCAL MUGGING WHEN I FlRSf HEARD TilE fA(.TS-MIIN IN A SUIT& TIE KNifED IN AN ALLEYPOCK.ETS EMPTY. /~ . ':J' VARSITY TEAM "..~li~ ; .,.t .-..\... PARTICIPATES IN: f ,,' ~ • BIG 6 CONFERENCE ~!, • ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME , ..... LAS VEGAS INVITATIONAL I .ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ,'. UNIONS - INTERNATIONAL ( ','. REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ~'~ ~ • AREA INVITATIONAL I ;r.-, TOURNAMENTS I~.~ ~~;.~.. r' , _h. " , FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER . IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 '. '. . . Other Fri - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. - ..... "'-lIoIIJ--- Mixed Couple - Every T . 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person , 4 Person eams- •• '), < . .' Begin Oct 2 - 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. - Mixed Couple. - Sundays - 8 Weeks :.- $2.50/Person 4 Person Teams - . B in Oct 1 - 10 a.m.-12 p.m. - ParentcChlld - Sat. - e1g~Weeks _ ·$1.25/Person . 4 Person Teams - . .' . h' & End of Year Pizza Party 'League Fee Includes .Trap le~ THE REC CENTER OR .: SlGN UP F~RJ::SG~J: :ORE INFORMATION ••.•;. J"." ••• C~L,L, ~ . FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER 80T 00j1 IT!'lUIW • ~t+E" FUl~D $IIOI.J 'It.Jl) Tl1u: . WIN YOUR OWN PINBALL MACHINE CONTEST RUNS SEPT, 12-0CT. 15 HIGH SCORE TAKES THIS MACHINE HOME. ALL SCORES MUST BE VERIFIED BY REC CENTER ATTENDANT. t .~ a·BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union Rec Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon .. 4 p.m-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon Sept. 19 (incluces trophy lee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO. ENTRY LIMITED TO 11 PLAYERS 23 Thursday September 8. 1983 RANGER 1f!!H,_~'!t,:c!,!!urQ,ls begin . inVIted to participate In the falI in- Flag football may be co-ed. Play will take place tram oral program. Upcoming Soccer league from 4 to 6 p.m. events, results and registration Wednesday aftern T Thursday afternoons. It only deadlines will appear in each issue consist of six players (:~n~~liesea~ takes mne people to enter a.team in Raeqllttball of \be Ranger, so read to stay in- round robin tournament ~Il be)' the flag football Ieague. Th,lS was a A racquetball tournament will be formed on your exercise opportuni- up' with the team which t p~t successful event in last year s ~allm- arranged for players in both a beginties! . is from 3:30 to 6 p.m en er. y tramurals. The only change IS \bat Ding and open division. Play is de- . teams do not have to be co-ed, but termined by you-simply reserve a Classified ads HELP WANTED Earn $500 or more each school year. Flexible hours. Munthly payment for placing posters on campus. Bonus based on results. Prizes awarded as well. 800-526-0883. College rep wanted to distribute "Student Rate" subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For information and application write to: CAMPUS SERVICE. 1745 W., Glendale Ave., Phoenix. AZ 85021. Enthusiastic campus rep to sell ski/beach trips. Earn FREE TRIPS and commissions. SUN & SKI ADVENTURES: 1-800-621-4031. RANGER is currently-and always will be--accepting staff members. Stop by RANGER office, WLLC D139. next to the Coffee Shoppe. Ranger's general membership meeting on Friday. Sept. 9, I pm. New Members welcome! PERSONALS LLA: Pretty damn good, wouldn't you say?! PO: ISLYE. KM The 5th Annual Chrissie Hammelev Memorial Birthday Extravaganza is coming ~ Ranger staff: Welcome back. I krow if II be a good one. Jennie Brenda: When will we get our new mascot? Ken: Thanks for helping me get through number 1. I didn't know if I could "bear" it. Jennie Resume writing workshops Wednesday. Sept. 14 and Monday, Oct. 3, WLLC 0174-1-2 p.m. Barking ducks make better philosophers (not to mention lovers!!) M.M. = WANTED: Students interested in becoming active in Parkside Student Government. Come to WWLC' 0139'. Sbow us your current Parkside ID or Alumni card and the first beer is on us!! Carl's Pizza. somewhere in Racine. Gay/Lesbian Union of Racine- /Kenosba meeting 1st Tuesday each IDOnth.412 9th SI.. Racine. 7 p.m, WELCOME BACK - P D. EVERYBODY AT PARKSIDE LOVES YOU! . M. Scoon-I Love you. C. Scoon. WEbCOME BACK to Parkside, Cindy...and Paula get your work done from tat semester before you start anything new. Love Brenda and Child. J'hanks Catherme, Jennie, Jobn and everybVOOyWho helped m ;ake this issue great. Yuur dedication is much appreaated. Ken = ,., OpeD swim Please see the building cal ndar (or open swim hours. court time that is convement for you and your opponent. Entry forms and informauon'" about each teague is available m the Physical Education Office from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. or dunng bUlldmg hours outside the P.E. Issue Room. ,I»-~ thing about Miller time is that it doesn't end just qbecause summer does. WELCOME SAC TO PARKSIDE Miner High Life, Miller Lite on tap at the Union Square. • RANGER WIIMI' St Alt. RON! THEY lOU> ME YOU WERE IN HERE \\tlRKlNG ON A W/JNTO CLOSE THE "GENDER GAP!" e --- 00 ~oWTO piCK UP G Letter to the Editor Students: Get involved! ge?" The faculty, the adminiolllllion, the staff, and us, the students. It's people helpifllr people, caring about· people that makes Parkside ...... It's people getting involved in intramural sports, Parkside Student Government, the "Ranger" or any one of the various clubs or committees. It's students getting involved that ultimately make the "Parkside. Difference." So, join a club or organization and get involved. Take pride and have spirit and make your stay at Parkside a memorable and rewarding learning .experience. To the edilor; The beginning of school is once again upon us. Some of us are old pros. others are apprentices at the ways of college life. Whether we are a Freshman Sophomore or a JumorSemor, it doesn't really matter for we are aU here for the same reason - To Learn. Learning however is not just going to class, doing homework and taking exams. It's getting involved in canoes activities, meeting new people and doing new thing> Parkside as you may not be well aware is a highly regarded school within the UW system and is also noted nationwide for several of its major areas of study. ParkSide is a school you can be proud of. It's not just an average higher educational institution just because it's close to horne. So what makes Parkside "above averaBennett James Schliesman PSGA Member P.S. The above letter reflects my views and not necessarily those of the PSGA. Letters to the Editor are always welcome not be printed. Ranger will publish as many letters as space permits, but reserves the right to refuse letters wilh libelous content. Ranger also reserves the right to edil or refuse lengthy letters. If you have any questions concerning Letters, contact Ken Meyer, Editor, at lhe Ranger office (WLLC Dl39, phone 553-2287). Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. know about it! Let your voice be heard! All you have to do is follow these simple guidelines: • keep your letters under 350 words • type them double-spaced on standard size typing paper • SIGN !be letter and include your phone number for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Any letter without a signature and phone number will Do you have something you want everybody 10 know? Or something everybody should know? If you do, wnle a letter to Ranger. Ranger wants to inspire opeo disCUSSIon about every topic, and what better way is there for the readers to have their say? Whether it's about • group that you think deserves praise or criticism. somethmg you feel is fair or unfair, something you read io Ranger that you agree or disagree with-let us . STAFF --hnget ;. w,~" Oftd ediW by stvden/s 01 UW-I'orbide o..a "'-y 0'" .ole-ly f@'P"n';' We fw It. ~ poI;<y olld ~O,,""l. I'ubliPood _ry Thu.. do, d",Hog the ()(od.<rN< ,.";01 oe....... bt.ob lMd "-Woy.. 1t0<'lp< • ~ loy- ". ~ ) __ 1 r-.. All ~Of"''fl'OI>d-e .~ be oe/d",lIHd 10: I'o,bide lIlo"i""r, U""'ertity 0' Wiscon.in· I'orbidot. 10)1No. 2000, "_u.o.. Wi<. 531.1. Lortoe<. to H. N"lo, will be occ.pI«J " type .. ".,..., ~~ on "one/Old .. zoo popH. l.-. "'-U be Joe .. Iloon 350 worel. oM ......, be ......, .. ,tf, 0 ~h""", ""mbe, _6UCI«I Jor -me..".",pIol'pCJa$. No will b. wi1~ 10, ....IOl:l '_lIOn$. ~ lor,.....,..;. T.-odor 10 fa" "...Wirol ..... rlow.,. ItO"Sl"'f It.@' ..... ,M .. to _~"..,.,.. ~ ..... ond d.1o.o,~, _. Corby Anderson. Jeanae BuenkerPhillips, Margaret Butt.us, Patricia Cumboe, Pally IJeLuisa. Mary Kaddatt, Bob KJeshBc, Ilidr: Ludlr, Zio.d Musailif, Kareot Norwood, Diclt 0bertJruner, Masood SbaIiq, Bill ~, Nick Thome, Kar<a 1'raDdel RANGER' 4hr rmlH'rll83 Share-A-Ride program to aid students Three-year-old evening bffa bus service discontinued I iJl order 10 traasportiIICloOlld <lIfIIpIS. 0Ild 10 liD of ....",. ......... from boiaC mlHsod. --. TIw I..... ""'"""" arrmJ Ed de- ~ _ MId ltifpbooe 1IIIIf1. bon .......ld be apda~ ~Iely iI Ed when dIaaIes 0«Ur Fomu IUJ emly be .- from l!Ie log, boc* bJ Ille porIJclpIDt TIw fomu wIU be r_ one,aT aller aptIon, COIIhnU1lll particIpants must Illee reapply lJ\Io' bas been a em lor I.....) •BeI,,", lbey In<d em. d iebuIIr. they _ a fancy. soplus' ed. ~ tern w1Ufh did nol rt lor u-, Tb<n they "-- . -- - pul in Uus system and it warted pretly well." OIle bundred UW·M students _ !be program during its flrst yar and !be number of participants tnpIed on lbe operation·s lour years. •ebuhr hopes that Parkside's Share-A·RJde program will be as ........ luJ as lbe one on Milwaukee. Partslde olflClaIs will not only be keepmg lradt 01 the number of partiClpants. bul ,,~ll also survey lbern belore the second semester 10 see how lbey evaluate lbe program and seek lbell opuuons on how the program can be unproved Profs place Prof 'Sl~ Paml placed a "jobs ted" ad m the Mictwet edition 01 !be Wall Slree\ Journal . US 31 boca tbej are uput at a free-Ie on salarie t1uoapoal !be UW em Tw Dly·rune prof rombined In pay !be 150 36 cbasie for the I by 2·mcb ad lbat tated under l!Ie beadine 'Prof....,..", ' !any prof nali on l!Ie llC3derruc d1sci· pli are ..... 1able for an honest t wuversJties WIth commit· ment to qualil)' higher edUC2tion. Contact department cblinnen at t: l} 01 WISCOnSincampuses:' COlI Anthony Earl's pay pacbge :iobs' ad pro\"ldes no raises during the 1983- 84 academic year. and a 3.84 per cent ll1Cfease durmg 1984-85. Enrollment projected Fall enrollment at the UW· Parltside is expeeled to top the 6.000 mark. according In UW·p estimates based on registrations In date. Last fall. lbe universlty's enrollmenl sland al 5.650 ineludlne 5.491 undergraduates and 359 graduale sludents. Use this handyform: FREE ClASSIFIED ADS CLASSIFIED POLICY pre r 01. 91 by DEADLINE: MONDAY 10:30 A.M.! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE: An regIStered UW·p student IS qualified to IOsert a clasS 'ed ne ad 10 the Ranger al no cosllf under or equivalent to 0 words (Phone numbers equal 1 word) f catIOn Name $.$.No. ______________ R a n g e r WLLC 0-139 Eveninc bus service 10 both Kenosha and Racine, which started after the 1980 spring break. bas been discontinued for the lack of cost efficiency and too few riders. The average weekly ridership ~or Iasl year's lour-day-a-week service was 75 users. meaning that 19 people per day used the evening buses. The $1 per ride charge accounted for roughly 20 percent of the total operating costs. During the spnng 1982 semester. 926 riders brought about a $4745 deficit out of the total cost of $5722; in the fall of 1983. 1280 riders cut the $6256 tolal cost into a $4976 loss. The deficits were assumed by the Parking Fund. which consists of revenue generated by parking permits and tickets. Unlike the cities' daily buses. the evening bus service was more like a charter service. so receiving slate or federal subsidies was impossible. The only way the evening service could have become cost efficient would have been to raise the ticket price to $5 or $6. which would have sizeable cut down on ridership. projects receive grants Two More lhan $40(000 in grants supporting two research projects at UW-Parkside was accepled by the UW System Board of Regents. An award of $19.764 has been given to Parkside to support continuing research into the potential health effects of overhead power transmission lines. The research is being conducted by a team of scientists headed by Prof. Ross Gundersen, a member of UW-Parkside's Biomedical Research Institute, and is funded through Health Research. Inc. of Albany, N.Y., which is managing research grants for tbe New York Slate Department of Public Heallh. Utibly companies in New York have proposed construction of overhead power transmission lines capable of carrying 765.000 volts. Gunderson, together with life science professor Eugene Goodman and physics professor Ben Greenebaum, is studying the possible impact that electromagnetic fields comparable to tbose released by the higb-voltage lines have on calcium movement in nerve cells, research which could be important in determining the potential effects of the power lines on humans and animals. The most powerful transmission lines in Wisconsin are capable of carrying 345.000 volts. The lotal grant for the lhree-year research project-currentty in its second year-is $159,757 which includes Friday's award. The Wisconsin Departme..nt of Public Instruction (DP!) awarded Parkside $22,188 for a research project being conducted by Judith Cuskin. an adjunct associate professor of anthropology. . Guskin is producing a 3Q-minute ~Ideo tape program on the education of Hrnong teenagers in public schools in Madison and Sheboygan. Tbe Hmong (pronounced Mungl are an ethmc minority hill trihe in Laos that has a distinctive language and cullure. Thousands of Hmone and Laotian people fled their home;- land during the Viet Nam war and related conflicts involving Laos, and thousands more remain in refugee camps in Thailand, Guskin said. An estimated 1,817 Hmong and Laotian students are enrolled in Wisconsin public schools. Approximately 7,000 Hmong and Laotian refugees have settled in Wisconsin. Gusk.in's video production, a cooperative project between UWParkside. UW-Milwaukee and tbe DPI. is being filmed al West High Scbool in Madison and South High School in Sheboygan and examines educational programs those schools have developed for Hmong students. The production will be dislribut· ed nationwide to school districts which are developing educational programs for Hmong and other southeast Asian students, Guskin said. Gusltin is working on a related project that involves a video tape program focusing on Hmong elementary school students in St. Paul. Minn., where more than 10.· 000 Hmong refugees have seWed. First class skippers get dropped A new· rule at 'Northwestern Uni· versity will allow professors to drop students who don't attend the first me'eting of a class. The rule will let professors know more qUickly hbw many students can be added. wanted Students who are interested in student teaching during Ihe spring 1984 semester must submit their applications for the Education Division office. Greenquisl 210. by Seplember 15. RANGER 6 Thu y s.pldllwr I. Ita "The Career Resource Cenler is helpfuJ lor students who are interested in choosing a major of a specWc career. or il can help them find a way to package and markel their skills:' Goodyear S31d. Another 01 Goodyear's inlerests lie 10 expenmental learning, which includes part-time jobs, internships, volunteer work and activities, and she hopes to include this in her om .. co. "I encourage students to get experience and learn other th~n~s...~~ adds 10 the skills they are hwldlOg, she said. Goodyear. who comes here fr0f!! Emory University in Atlanta, GA, IS very pleased with her new position. "It's fun being new. people have been wonderful by helping me make my transition and welcoming me to '" ~~:.; "'lrtsIole's .... I'l PbmncntDt busy planDinc ana hor _ all I'lal:<melll mpoMftt of 1M am· bilJly, f Is Winkin first Fulbright prof ate students at Parkside are used to being checked at regular intervals. In Belgium, there are no exams except an oral examination at the end of the year." Winkin commented that he "lectures rather freely" and that he will have "to figure out a way to check them (students) regularly." He hopes his students will let him know if lbey don't understand his French accent or if they don't like the way he lectures. Since Wink.in is a Senior Research Assistant at the University of Liege and only teaches three hours a week, he has had the opportunity to do much research in the field of communicatio~. In addition to his articles and reviews, Winkin has edited two hooks and is currently writ· ing his lbird. The hook he is currently working on 15 about the American sociologist, Erving Gollman. "I have to put his work in context for a french audience -in his intellectual context," Winkin said. \stration as you often do in Belgium." He added that he wanted to stay in the Uniled Stales for a few months to do research, hut that he also wanted to teach. Yves continued to explain his <li. lemoa hy talking of his friend and fellow classmate. Winken was a fellow classmate of Communication Professor Wendy Leeds-Hurowitz al the University of Pennsylvania. Hurowitz wanted to help Winkin return to the Uniled States and men .. tioned her desire to her colleague, Professor Lee Thayer, who suggested starting an international Ful· hright program at Parkside. Aller a lot of paper work, Winkin was appointed as a visiting Fulhrighl pm' fessor in the Humanities Division. Winkin will he teaching Interpersonal Communication and Communication in Every Day Life this fall. "Allbough my universily in Belgium is also an undergraduate university," he is not expecting the same type of undergraduate work here. "I have been --:arned lbal undergradu· by Jeaaee Buenker-Phillips Parkside will he hosting their first Fulbright Prolessor this fall - Belgian scholar of Communication, Yves Winkin. Winkin received his master's degree from lbe University of Pennsylvania Anneberg School of Communication, then went on to receive his doctoral degree from lbe Uni· versity of Liege in Belgium where he researches and teaches specializing In interpersonal, non-verbal, and intercultural communication. Winkin stated that lbere were, "two or three reasons," that made hun decide to hold a Fulhright appolOtrnent al Parks.de. Simply stat· ed. lbey were, "a mixture of per. sonal links and my desire to work in lbe U.S." He is currently doing research 10 Belgium lbat forces him to return to lbe United Stales ollen. 1I'1nkin likes lbe United States because they have "good libraries and ef(icient universities. You don·t feel as lbough you have 10 fighl admin· JO-ANN GOOO't'UR W tMm vanous teduuques and sIlow tMm boW to fa<mtale these MIlls 10 conduct • suc:<essf ul job ............ Sbe 1M these are stand· ltd UJIIo whi<h sludents can call upon l/l lalt'r y..... 11 lbey change areen or want to return to srhool. The oll.... telpotlllbte for lbe R reo Center, whIch contlln m ny important matersals such career exploratloo matemols. ,radu Ie and prolessienal ocbool .nfonnatJon, company lueratun! and Uldexes to employ """"-.. -.....-- ----"- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday . .. ., #" ~ ... ~. - • ~. _ ':"'-'..1il~ ""...'3I~~.~~.,'!::~~,~.~~,'"'",'.'.7: r;.'" RANGER • Thur pI mb..,.. 1983 • Convocatlon Continued from page 3 vising than most," Guskin said, in part because UW-P's many "first generation" college students have not bad the benefit of "dinner table discussion" of what college is all about. He added that the diverse student body "does not have an integrated Fall internships available rommuNly services, working with pI nmng ageneses. and assisting 10<81 rourt ageeoes Students can earn from three to six credits as IllI..". In the past few years, PSfP interlIS have worked for Congressman La put. the City of Kenosha, Ra- <me Jail A1temalI, es Program. Keoosba PolJce Department. Rac,ne Pouce ~I. Ractne County Publi< Dofenden OffICe, Kenosha DIStrict Attorney's OffIce, WiseonSID Department of Local Affain; and De\'elopment. Racine County Juvenile Court. Racine Clerk of Courts, Kenosha County Juvenile Court, and other public and private agencres. Persons interested in enrolling in the PSIP program can pick up applIcations forms in WLLC 344 (or pbone 553-20321. ; • t t. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:- 35. It rh re one thin I busme calculation t arnorritations [ nr rune alw I' needed, and balloon payments. rh I It. n ff rdable, bu i· The BA-35 mcan you n ort .nted lcularor. spend less time caleularing, Th T. I",rrurnenr and more time learn mg. One ·35, the rudenr Bu on kevsrroke take, the place 1lo,I I of many. It burlr-rn me , The calculator is just parr ~ Ilmul 1'1 "" perform of the package. You also get omr" 'J tin m e, a book that folloe, most ounnnu mJ t,lll n al busme course: the Business lun II ~ - the one, chat Analyst Guidebwk. Business "II re U"e a lot of time professors helped us wnre it, nJ a t. 10of teference books, to help you get the mlt out lIke pre""nr anJ furure value of caleulator and c1aosroom. II , II- '--"'n A powerful combination. Think business. Wilh the BA·35 Student "';1 Busine Analyst. V TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Creating useful products and services for you. perspective ..of the university. Too many students now define their academic experiences as completing a checklist of procedures and accumulating credits." The chancellor also reminded faculty that "there must be recognition (by them) that advising is not just dispensing of information, but rather an extension of teaching to facilitate student growth and development." Guskin said Hall universities face the critical challenge of integrating new students into the intellectual community of the university and in separating them in a sense from their past relationships" of friends who are not attending, family who may not be able to relate to the university, and from their former high school or work environment. "There are strong centrifugal forces pulling students away from the university community and the university tries to intervene ... by creating a series of centripetal forces to draw students into the intellectual center of the institution," Guskin said. What is needed, Gusktn said, is more faculty-student interaction "in informal settings which uniquely facilitates student growth and development and which is uniquely the faculty's to give." Guskin said too many freshmen and sophomores are "invisible students" to faculty, because most are undecided on a major and therefore don't have the "special kind of faculty advisement availa.tlLe to upperclass students who have settled into a major and established personal reIatronsbtps with their professors" through research projects, internships or activity in academic clubs which "involve considerable numbers of our juniors and seniors in the intellectual life of the university. " Guskin cited models at other universities as well as certain Parkside programs which involve facuIty and students in activities in which "the faculty member is respected but is also very much an accessible human being." The key to all such successful programs, Guskin maintained, "is the relationship between the faculty member and the student which occurs ... outside the classroom through advising and intellectual interaction that continues the teaching process." Would Parkside students respond to such efforts? "The fact thaLsome would not is far less important than the fact that we know (from upperclass student examples) that a good number would be interested," Guskin said. III do know that if we are serious about (our) responsibility ...all of us together must try harder and be more creative in our efforts to integrate our students into the intellectual life of the university, into the life of the mind. . "And 1 do know that increased involvement of faculty with students 15 the key to creating such an environment at UW-Parkside" Guskin concluded. ' . RANGER ____ .. p~Iffl1=~r~.:..:I:: II!!!I!I!II_ __ ~ ..",,;,;;,;;,;,;;;;,;;;,;, Fall brings 17 faculty, staff changes Bli. f\i Al m D\lC OlSTRAm'E SClECE 01\1510. ' Jud Ann \"dawn a marketing speciali$! who eemed her master', doer and her PhD lrom the UniI) 01 (0,," WIn join the busiand adnunistrall\f SCiencedn;- as an nt professor Her , h has included studies 01 bome-buyen, hospital uulizauoa. the fCOIIOIIlloe unpact 01 the arts. COIISUIIlft mornory and new product pardlasing pollems 01 consume". J SounderpandWl. who re- ,ed bis MBA and docloral delft bU!J~ admrm treuon from Kent t l'n"ers>ly will be prot I_lung busJmanac<menl He woned IX for Hindu tan AeronautJc Ltd befo,e b ,nn,nR gr duale no DI\"I 10.' 01 interest include elementary education and reading and study skills lor college students. Flippo's professional background includes positions as assistant professor at Georgia Stale University, a teaclung coordinator at the Georgia Department of Education. a reading consultant for Educational Testing Services lETS) and director of the Developmental Center at the URivers>1y 01 South Carolina. Joseph Larkin. a UW-Milwaukee PhD. win be a specialist in the Education Division. He has been a leeturer at UWM lor the past three yean. ENGINEERING SCIENCE DI\1SION Wdliam Slough. who earned a master's degree in computer and information science from San Jose Stale Uruversity and IS currently a PhD candidate in computer science al Washington State ljmversity, will jom Uw-Parssrde as an assistant prolessor 01 applied computer scienee lough's major area of interest include sotrware engineering. CJEl 'CE DIVISION Alexander Lichtman, who earned tbe PhD degree Irom . 10SC'0w State University, will join Uw-Parkstde as a professor of mathematics. A native or Russia, Lichtman has served as a senior leeturer at the lnslilule 01 Economics U1 Vladinur Russia, associate pnr fessor at Ben Gurian Umversity of the 'ege,' ID Beer Sheva. Israel. and assocIate professor at Pennsylvania tate Untversity. He comes 10 UWParkside from the University of Texas at Austin, where he was visitIng CbSOCiateprofessor. Thomas Foumelle, who will be an assistant professor of mathernatics, holds a master's degree from St. Louis University and a PhD from the University of Illinois. He comes to UW-Parkside from the University of Alabama where he was on the graduate lacully lor the past two years. He also has taught at Michigan State University. Richard Pong, who earned Ius PhD in physical chemistry Irom the Illinois Institute 01 Technology, win be a visiting assistant professor of chemistry. Pong has worked as a developmental scientist for Lever Bros., Ltd., New Jersey, where he directed research and development of a low temperature bleach, and as a senior research chemist for American Cyanamid Co., where he conducted consumer products research, including the development of inventions for aerosol devices. FINE ARTS AND HUMANITIES DIVISIONS Joining the Iine arts division as assistant professors in dramatic arts wiH be Judith Snider, who specializes in theatrical costume design and earned a master's degree at the University 01 Porlland (Oregon), and Skelly Warren, who earned a master's degree at Northwestern University and specializes in scenic design and lighting. Snider has been costume designer and has taught at Furman University and Eastern Kentucky University. Her experience in costuming encompasses Broadway productions including being a draper lor the siamese cats in the hit Broadway Muscial, "Cats." Warren, who has taught at Christopher Newport College since 1979, has done lighting and scenic design for civic and university theater and dance companies throughout the United Slates, including three Milwaukee Florentine Opera productions. Pamela Rae Pierce, who has been an instructor at the University of Mmnesota-Morris since 1980, will be an English leclurer in the humanities division. Archives receives local resources Several new resources for genealogists and local historians have been acquired by the Parkside Archives and Area Research Center (ARC). Nicholas C. Burckel, associate di· rector of the UW Parkside LibraryLearning Center which houses the archives. said the ARC, which has a significant collection of census rna· terial, now has microfilm copies of the complete federal census of Wisconsin from 1850 to 1880. Burckel said local residents now can get the census information from THE FOOD CO-OP presents: rcO~m=n=i=F~u~to~n~s - I Futons allow your body it's freedom! Hand made of IOO'\', American-grown cotton so they're cool in summer, warm in winter. Lay flat for a supremely comfortable bed or fold into a contemporary sofa. CO.\I£ 1:'>1TODAY Ao'\'D "TEST SIT" OUR HILL LINE OF 0.\1:"1 H TONS AND ACCESSORIES. o \T HE 340 Main St., Racine OPEN: MON.-FRI. 10-6:30, SAT. 10-5:30 those years almost immediately, whereas it once took up to three weeks to obtain the material from the Slate Historical Society in Madison. The ARC currently is seeking volunteers to help index the 1880 census. Interested persons should call 553-2411 or visit the ARC, which is located in the basement of the Library-Learning Center and is open to the puhlic Irom 7 :45 a.m. to 4 :30 p.m. Monday through Friday. The ARC also has acquired the death records of Racine and Kenosha counties from 1852 to 1907 and a microfiche index to death records throughout the state for the 19th century. Burckel said, nowever, that re-- cord-keeping during that period was sometimes incomplete. He said birth and marriage records of the two counties for those years also might be obtaLled by the ARC from Mormon dl'.:rch representatives who are in Wisconsin filming records for the Genealogical Society 01 Ut3h. Burch! said many lccal residents can trac ....their ancestries in the area to a period prior to Wisconsin's 1848 slatehood. For those residents the ARC has acquired microfilm copies from the National Archives of the porlion of the 1820 and 1830 Michigan censuses that included what today is Wisconsin. The ARC also has acquired the 1910 fed~ral census of Wisconsin, but using that census is difficult because names are listed in accordance with political units-counties townships, cities and wards, Burck: el said. "While it is more time-consuming to conduct research using the 1910 census, it is possible with a little diligence to locate needed information by r~lying on other resources at the A.RC such as early ward maps, city directories and lax rolls." Burckel said. RANGER lem ..... 8 1M3 ,. uw-P War garners staff Gen Con b) Karen 'oNood 'rhej' are the toilers, the behindthe-scene workers. the back-bone of the enure Ceo Con convention. Without them. the entire show would eertamly come to a screechInR hall They are the Parks Ide Assoctaucn of \\argamers (PAW). Wh\' do thev vonlunteer to help H~'Jr alter year for Gen Con? The answers range from practical rworkers earn gift eeruhcates after work109 a rertam number of hours) to masochtsuc l"lt's Iun!"]. The facts. however reamm Year after year these people average up to 18 hours per day setung up and taking down tables and chairs, finding lost people and belongings. and actmg as tralhc cops and mtormauon booths, Who these people are, and why some of them subject themselves to four or more days of overwork. no sleep and excess caffeine is a rnystery to everyone. Everyone that is, except fellow workers. Rick Gorton, head 01 Parkstde's volunteer e!lort, seemed very pleased with uus 'fear's convention. "It \\'"35 very Quiet this year," remarked Gorton. Reasons for this year's smooth eonvenuon were varied. Acrorrhng to Gorton, possi ble reasons included that conventioners were better behaved or there were fewer people this year, or they're less irate because the judges have been showing up." (Some game judges in the past became too involved In their personal gaming and forgot about the games that they were supposed to be judging.) Gorton estimated that there were between 40-50 people (including members of PAW. their friends and relatives) who volunteered to help during the convention. Of these. there were a handful of diehard individuals who stayed on campus the entire stretch of the convention, snatching a few hours of sleep whenever they could. PAW has traditionally had a bad reputation with other student organizations on campus" To some students, visual i~es of crazed medieval idiots spring to mind when a "wargamer" is mentioned. The Wargamers are a little puzzled as to how this image got started. Some blame the bad publicity on a lew scattered people across the nation who claim that wargaming is a form of demon worship. The PAW members feel that they are. on the whole, normally adjusted fun-loving college students with at least two common traits. One, they enjoy their games, and two, they truly dislike the idea 01 war. Some feel that they've learned to dislike war even more now that they can conceptualize the horrors and death of war a little more realisticaly. The PAW is in lact trying to change their image, but that is a slow and somewhat painful process. _ Said one PAW member, "Hell, we're not weird ...The weirdest guy n the whole dud is him," gesturing to a bearded comrade, "and aU he does is prove mathematical proofs for fun!" Continued from page 11 graphics for garners. "I lind Gen Con the best lor us," she said, '" don't know why," In addition there were fantasy art contests, seminars in all aspects of game playing, miniatures contests, computer games and entertainment. Although there were some complaints about the convention getting too big, too commercial and the games too unrealistic, in general most people were satisfied with the convention. John Gould of Chicago said, "I think it's great that a huge amount of people can get together and play games," RANGE~ A sampling of Gen Con games told the State Police. Car Wars action in miniature. 9 hours. Zula Encounter Ever wonder what it would take to stand up against a really BIG horde of Zulus? 3 hours. Gen Con participants had over 300games to choose from durl~g the four-day convention. Here 15 just a sampling of them along with the program's descnptions and time length of the games: Boardgames Gamma World Battle as either the mutants or the Knights of Genetic Purity as each tries to destroy the other in a battle among the ruins of the strange area known only as the U of Parkside. 8 hours. # Role Playing Gen Con art by Paul Berge Battle Among the Races Players battle each other for control of the most planets in the galaxy. 12'h hours. Wizard's Quest , .. A fantasy boardgame depicting the struggle for rule of the mythical island of Mamon. Fight off dragons, ores and wizards in addition to your adversaries. 4 hours. Gen Con photos by Mike Kailas Operation: Parkside Two teams of agents will be competing against each other. One group is KGB and the other is CIA. Mission briefs will be given at the room. 5 hours Risk Players manipulate countries and legions in an attempt to conquer other countries and eventually the world. 4 hours. ..-. ... ,., ....,. CfMW ..." ac.oe PARK ID UNION r;===========u The Artifact of Luna Augusta . Using only speed, skill and cunning, a SWAT team (eight monks) battle the forces of Chaos. 4 hours Jernat Tall Girl 308 6th Street Racine. WI 53403 (414) 632-2050 .- Lake Geneva Death Race The second annual race to the death in the streets of downtown Lake Geneva. 4 hours, Miniatures Tall and sophisticated for the college girl, suits, slacks. Jeans, sweaters, dresses and sportswear! 25% off to all college students. We will make your clothes flattering to you and your personality. Rush Through Time A lighthearted game hased on lyrics hy the rock group Rush. 10 hours Legionnaires' Disease, Superheroes race against time to find a cure to the plague which threatens to slay them all! Players will take the roles of character's from DC's famous Legion of Super. heroes. 4 hours. OUTDOOR R NTAL CENTER • 2 MAN TE TS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HU TING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • CO PASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CA P STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING ETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon, 1 pm.5 pm Thur. 4 Pm-I pm Fro, 1 pm" pm Retirement Village A peaceful village of retired. over-the-hill adventurers is attacked by the local roving band of assorted nasties. Will their sons and daughOffer good through ters rescue them in time? 3 hours. Sept. 24, 1983. First Annual Death Rally Two teams of five 'face illegally on Wisconsin's new Delta Highway. for a $1 million purse; but someone Eye in Your Pie Ever had your food look back at you? If not. it's high time for some gourmet gruel! 6 hours. The Parkside Union . ...'.. .~.'.' ... , -- :: . "'.-";. ... , .~~-- - "Serving Campus and Community" • co MUTER LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR & GRILL • SWEET SHOPPE • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TRAVEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREE TV • TABLE GA ES • BOWLING • BILLIARDS • FOOSBALL • VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • HORSESHOES • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR PATIO • CINEMA"THEATER • INFO CENTER • TV LOUNGE • MEETING ROOMS • TICKET SALES • CHECK CASHING • POSTAL DROP • VENDING • SPORTS EQUIPMENT ADVANC. It IlVATION N C. AllY CALL: 553.2408 - .' ~ , ••• ~ ... I .... ,; ...., RANGER .So It Goes PSGA: Falling like {lies while summer sears on For those of you new here, PSGA stands for Parkside Student Government Association. Now that may seem obvioUs enough but it seems " lot of people think it stands for Popeba Student Government. Ican see how this would be an easy mistake to make. And you are forgiven if, indeed, you made it. For it seems an awful lot of PSGA officers are making the very same mistake. Again, for the sake of those who do not know, Phil Pogreba, (hereafter referred to as "Big Daddy" is the President of PSGA (hereafter referred to as the most useful invention since the electric spaghetti fork). Well, you ask, what has all this got to do with last swnmer? I'm glad you asked. You see, PSGA is suffering from what can be termed as identity crisis; if the situation doesn't change soon, it won't have one. Idenlity, that is. Since the end of the spring semester, and all through the summer, there has been a steady stream of PSGA senators resigning. When asked ahoutthe recent shortage of senators an inside source replied; "I'm not exactly sure how m'any (senators) are left, but it isn't a hell of a lot. "They just seem to be quitting faster than we can get people to replace them," he added. Speculation is rampant as the cause of these defections. One theory is that, like most good politicians, the senators simply jumped on the bandwagon started by Jeanne "Spunker" Phillips and Ingrid "Garanimal" Petrikat. A second theory is, however, gaining widespread sup· port It contends that the split in PSGA was caused by nothing more than a personality conflict between the president and the senate. On closer examination though, this theory fails as there can be no possible can: flict between the two parties as niether has any personality to begin with. ~ts on the remaining lifespan of PSGA are now bemg taken. See Jim Kreuser. 10 weddtnis My phiIaoophy 011wed- ~ IS qUlle ~. Marriage IS an InsbIUIJOCl Just Idte Soulbern C0lony. you have 10 be crazy 10 be comIllIlIod 10 .. Iher one. TIu.-. summer abo ~ "'" 10 boJI,e ndM1I, a oporl Ibad not parlonpah.'<i 1ft _~ my .... "'IIOre )'l'W ID hlllh S<hooI 11 ..,..... my .."1Jl\er - had left me more 01 a man than before.1 t I; pound> more of me than I rern",nber So I<lug Ihrough the arcluves 10 1m rage;md pull<d oul my failh· I"'~ Theb~_myreeduraI_ in lhe ..eld 01 drienslyt' cInv,.... b'" I w.u-J Ihl the rule> 01 lhe road ...... no p.......on UIf' lreel In simpIe terms bd es hayt' tbe ncht-<ll-way on" when lhere are no <an. tructs. mopeds or motorryt'le> anywllf're in siehl 11 ny molonzed velucle IS on lhe road. thO! have the nghl to make a lane change ,nto the lane you're ,n al the opot where you're al. ""Ibout ~ Then alter lhey complete their Lane than!l" II you donI gel lulled. !'OU the bIke ndt'f have the nghl 10 II your l,,,,nte phra .. or group of pIu'ase< al the person who jusl mISSod VI,U Ii ou have enough strength lell. !-ou ran ai,,! It) to calch the 01- fmdlng Hill leo and com'erse some Co__ oa ...... 17 Well, this is il. ThesWl of yet anoIber fun-ftlled semester'sworth of sIo& and &rind as once again PartsitIe gears up to try to solve the questions of the universe. But before Igel back to the real meal of the article, I'd jusllike to take the opportunity here to welcome all you freshmen types 10 the 01' campus. I assume you all had a reasonably decadenl summer. I know I did. For those of you who are (God lorbid) new here, this, \be object you now see before you, is the ~, Ihe newspaper that doesn't care about pine--tar or Chad, but goes after the real meal. Like, "Does God exist, and if so, will a 26-pack of Chicken McNuggets be enough for him?" And this is "So It Goes:' the hard hilling story of a Country boy's rise 10 lame and fortune in a world he never made. Sort of like Howard the Duck, really. In this column I attempt 10 satirize those I deem worthy of the honor. Just hang on as I go along. I think you'lI gel the idea. So much for introductions. *** It is indeed a fine feeling to be back at the good old UWP (pronounced. I believe, "Youwp"). On the olher hand, I'd rather pilot a South Korean 747 over Russia than go through Iasl summer again. I remember a time not too long ago when swnmers were fun. Bul not this year. Nope. I had to be a jerk and take summer (arghhhh) school. Dreadlul concept. Evil. Eigbt weeks worth of two--hour lessons is enough to drive any man insane. I suppose one brighl spol was this course in how-toscrew-up-your-mind, sorry, I mean Psychology. Taught by the bonorable Doc. Beach, I soon learned thai: I) The world is full 01 weirdos, and 2) I am one of Ibem. So if paran~ia is your "thing," General Psychology is a must. Take It at a theater near you, see it with somebody you love. *** And last, but hardly least, it's "urgenl plea from desperate editor" time. Yes, that time of the year when we seniors and juniors get down on our knees to beg all you freshmen who are even semi-literate to come on down to the Ranger office. Talk to us! We need writers, we need artists, we need photographers. Hell, we even need people to sell advertising (and best of all ... you get money for thaI') And we don't even bite. *** Quite a bit has been going on here this last summer. The RaDger bas taken on a new look as well as new staff. And, somewhere along the line, Ken Meyer (who 15 a good and decent man) made me Feature Editor. *** Another developmenl on campus took place within the sacred walls 01 PSGA. JoluL-oo ..itLL-~ "Press On" Saturday, Sept. 10 7:30pm BRADFORD HIGH SCHOOL AUD1TORlUM ttr -NO ADMISSIONCHARGE- = ffSpot;.."f~'9ht1J.,,,,1.,Co~",,~ ..ttl... • • •• t •• I' ..... I , • I Iry..,~ • RANGER econd annual Foreign film series gIVen the option of selecting the Thursday, Saturday or Sunday screening. Season tickets are $15 for students and seruor ouzens. $17 for others-only about $1 per trlm Three free guest passes are included in the season package. Discounts are available for groups of 20 or more people and Master Charge is available. Sioce last year's senes was sold out before the first sbowtng. early orders are encouraged. Additional tkitet infonnation is available from the _ UnioG Infonnation Center al 553-2345. 1be complete schedule for the series is: "Our lIlsp<Ctor" (Sopl. ZZ, 24, %5) "Mosco .. Does Not _ ve in Tears" (Ocl. 6, 8, 9) "yw SodaetlOD 01 Mimi" (Oel. 20, 22, 23) "By. By. Brazil" (Nnv, 3, 5, 6) "Th. Tree 01 WoodeD Oogs" (No v. 17, 19, 20. "AlJe&ro '.. Troppo" (Dee. I, 3, 4) "PepperJlUl Sodo" (Dee. 15, 17, 18. "Vojimbo" (JaD. 5, 7, 8) "yw 8011 Is Full" (JIB. 19, 21, %2) "wu.-" W.b. !. 4, 5) "PUol.·' IFeb. 9, 11, 12) "Do). aDd 'lghlS iD Ih. Forest" (Mar. I, 3, 4) "Ali' t'ear £lIS lb. Soul" (Mar. 22, 24, 25) "Two EnglIsh GIrls" (Apr. 5, 7, 8) "Cries ..... \\'hispe,," (Apr. 26, ZS, %9) "My U.. 1e AnlOine" (Moy 3, 5, 6) tlona Ialmed foreign tea- ~~::: the work of disunguished dir in Ttuffaul Ingmar Il<rgman and uIed for the :083-&1 n at -~.- 207 6th St. 552-9673 .. ,. ....... 1-5. Fri.... Back To School Special 20% OFF .- II ALL FALL Q~ ERCHANDISE ~- ...... o..igner: Pants, Sweaters, Blazers, Skirts, Suits, Ore. es, Oxford Blouses, etc. .. e-,. --- ,~. . - -- Psycho-Babble Ponti: The terrible truth _Iportslar 4120 7th Avenue, Kenosha 657-9724 "Welcome Back Students" • 5 Tap Beers - Including Beck's! • Delicious Homemade Sandwiches: HoI Beef. Ham & Cheese Italian Sausage! ' • Package Goods To Go! Where There's Always Something To Cheer About! by Rick Luebr Well, hello everyone. I'd like 10 start out my firsl column by lelling you wbal I bope to accomplish. I will attempl to address some of the ills plaguing our socie ... W. interrupt this piece of, ub, journalism, 10 bring you the following news bulleting: "Ponti", the vintage singing Phil Tolkan Pontiac, bas gone on a rampage. '!be fint victim was Phil Tolkan himself. In front 01 the entire sWf, who were gathered to rehearse their out-of-rhythm swaying for a new television commercial, "Ponti" suddenly broke off singing Ihe inane jingle, advanced on Tolkan, and, opening her bood, tore his Ibroat oul. In a matter of seconds, Pbil had disappeared totally inlo Ihe gaping maw. Like a shark smelling blood, "Ponti" went on a killing spree, devouring several of the sWf members, including Phil'. trusled rigblband-man, Tom Wei!, Before being Open Mon.·SIIt. 10 8.m. to Clo •• , Sun. 10 8.m. to 6 p.m. (Formerly C.... ••• entirely swallowed, witnesses say that Weil waved his right hand and his lips formed the words "Bye Mom", "Ponti" then broke through the doors of the aulo dealership to continue her blood lusl orgy elsewhere. The car was next seen at Mitchell Carpel. After breaking down the door and searching among the earpel rolls, "Ponli" found Crazy Konzel, "The Carpel King", huddled quivering in a comer. After a futile attempt 10 ward off the snapping hood' with his crown, . Konzel was bitlen almosl in half, the resulting blood totally ruining a roll of expensive Karastan carpel. As she headed for the door, "Ponti" spoiled Larry "The Legend" cowering inside a roll of carpet. He was devoured whole, leaving no trace except for an incredibly tacky toupee. There is an unconfirmed rumor that "Ponti" stopped briefly in Racine to join Harry Schmerter. the "Singing Ford Dealer". in a chorus of "In the Good Old SumertiJTie." "Ponti" was last seen heading south on 1-94 singing "Five eighl eigh\...lwo Ibree hundred ...Empire." We will bring you further details as they become available. We now return you to your regularly scheduled column ...are what I consider to be the most pressing problems of our world loday. Well, Ihat's all for now, but remember, laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone. Bye all. ******************* ~ FREE prrCHER OF BEVERAGE t· .... A $2.50 VAWE WJnI ~ ...... PURCHASE OF ANY ONE COUPON PER ~ .... FAMILY PIZZA CUSTOMER, VALID ~ ,. CARL'S PIZZA PLUS DINE IN ONLY ~ ...... IFOR~IF.RLY SHAKEY'S PIZZA) 633-6307 .... LATHROP & 21ST (ALMOST) RACINE COUPON EXPIRES 8/31/84 ~ ,.*****************~ Psycho-Babble £st the officials humor column of the 1984 O/vlmpic. Games. RANGER PAB opens year with entertainment at .. And II lhe ~Ia",Brothers. Abbott and Costello and the Three Stooges doni get ycu drooung. eonsider thai an sho ...... ,11 be presented tree. 'Those dates are' pi 13: T1le ~Iarx Brothe'" ... Arumal Crackers Sept. ZI: T1le 'I'hne Stooges ... Idiots Deluxe. DizlY Detecuves, A Plumbing f!Yf!r'/ We w,n Go. Violent IS The- tbe Word lor Curly. ~T , ' II .I ~ ... C 2' .... , .'f.l....... --., .......... , ce .. ,."' .. _-_u-......... ' ....-. ..._- -- MU~~~ LSAT Law School A6 ..1•• lon Test Review SectIon I: 2""'" September17-24 or SectIon II: 2 .....,., IIov..... 12-18 8 •• m.-S p.m. ,..:"5 Marquette University Campus For more information, contact: Marquette University DIVISion of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee. WI 53233 224-7465 Vou Nazy Spy. Sepl. t7: Abbon IUd CosteDo Meet Frankenstein, Meet the Mummy •••••••••• On the regular bill 01 fare. tonight IS the first or four showings of the recent hit 48 Hours. the movie that teamed Nick Notte as the tough street cop With Eddie Murphy. playIng the cocky convict released for .you guessed It -48 hours to help hunt down your average psychopathic killer Todays show begins at 3:31l p.m. and IS repeated Friday at I and 731l pm and 730 Sunday evening. :"iexl week's movie is tbat classic of modern French nee-realism. Pork) .......... On other tronts. the B & B band Det .. u'} hits L'nion Square tonight. ......•... Comedian-hypnotist Tom DeLu- (;I. who Newsweek magazine called one of the most requested (entertainers) on college campuses today" ..-,11 perform at 7.31l p.m. on Tuesday. Sept 13. In the Umon Dining Room TIckets for the event are available at the door and cost $1.50 for students and $250 for the general public DeLuca. who has performed at Parkside before. combines humor and hypnotism In a show that enlists the participation of volunteers in audience, DeLuca holds a bachelor's degree in psychology and communications from the University of hami and a master's degree from Sangamon State University in Illinois. Before entering the field of entertamment he worked for three years as a hypnotherapist treating psychosomatic disorders. DeLuca describes his show as "Iherapy--making people laugh. loosen up and have a grand time." •••••••••• Comedian/Cartoonist SIeve Gip. son will appear in Union Square on Wednesday. Sept. 14 at noon. Again. the performance is free . qhild care: Parenting ConliDued from page 19 to learning about community resources. The program is divided into two phases and will cover the perind starting at seven months of pregnancy to approximately 1'k years of the child's life. Included will be health. child development lamily management, personal grow: th and child guidance materials. At the beginning of each new phase, the first-time parents pick 10 out of 20 topics that they will want to dis- ~ __ ...•..••. I 1.0~ BOOK & MAP ~()%= = 0 SALE o~ = = Get 10%off. piUSan additional 10% student dis- II I count (bring '-d.Inow at Sotheby·s. Professors get I 15% off With thiS ad. Thru 9/18/83. I I • Street maps of Racine. Kenosha. Milwaukee I ChICago. NYC and 25 other cities. • I = . Wall mapsof Wisconsin. the U.S.. Canada. Mex- I 'co. S AmerIca. the World. the Solar System. I = . Photography books covering everything from safe I cherlllcal handling & contacting techniques to sell- I II Ing your photos. and film making. I • A selection of colorful art instruction books. II • 85 different literay classics. from Aesop to VoI- II talre. • • Useful books on pets (from BassetHounds to Tar- I I antulas), gardening (Veg. Gardens to Fern Re- I I produmon). Auto Mechanics (Repair Guides for I I most U.S. and foreIgn car;. some in Spanish) I I -G,lt Sets (Austen. Hardy. Greene. Steinbeck' ToI- • I klen. others). Gilt Certificates. at 10% off' our I = cost and unusual note cards (10% off). y I 1335 Main 5t./At. 32 ..,~'" Hours: I I 00 ..."10.... Racine .~ Mon.-sat. 10-5 I I BOOKSELLEff SOTHEBY • . . _ ... cuss during the following six months. Here is a sample of topics in each phase: - From the seveath mouth preg· nlUCY 10 3 monlhs old - The joys, unportance and reality of being a mother. Dealing with grandparents and other relatives. Finding money and space for the new baby. Finding a babysitter. Coping with crying. Caring for the child. - From 3 10 1Z months - Feeding the child. Dealing with illness and immunization. Helping the child develop a sense of trust. Teaching the baby and learning how to communicate with baby. Deciding how many parents should work. Planning for another baby. - From 1Z to 18 months - Deal· ing with the baby's growing search for independence. Incorporating the memories of parents' oW." childhoods into helping the family grow. Helping a child build a vocabulary. More sections on food, health. finance and parenting. Parenting is really a terrific reosponsibility: it's one of the most common things people lake on and the one they are least prepared for. Parent to Parent prepares a per.;on and makes them a happy parent. There's no magic formula, however. ~o "right" or "wrong" way of raisIng a child is Iaught. A prolessional advisory commit· tee, consisting of local physicians, health administrators, educators, lawyer.;, and parents will provide support services to the program. We are excited about this new group. Parent to Parent wiD be meeting for eighi sessions beginning Oct. 11th from 7-9 p.m. in Room 182, Tallent Hall. There is no lee. U you are i~terested in joining the g;roup or Just want more infonnation. call 553-2227 and ask for Mari· lyn Noreen ."~ ~~ Thomas. RANGER Basketball team successfully recruits g******************** (r THE MAIN AUTOBAHN * ". 1101 ~ Main Street * "" rc_"'_&H",_, ..... (r belne 632-0666 ~ (r PItchers of Glass of * (r Old Style. Wine or * (r Pabst Beer * : '1.50 '.50: ********************* $ rAN CAMERON Vm Rienardson of Calumet High School abo an Indiana Brooks was a North Indiana AuStar and will play point guard. He is a Rood passer and an excellent deren: ive player. said Johnson. He was Orlgmally ~omg to attend Texas Tech but decided to come to ParkEAICJURAnC side. Richardson ran play either point or off guard. He is a long-range shooter with a range of 22-25 feet. _ Two other men who were not recruited heavily but are enrolled at Parkside are Brian Mallory. from Waterbury. Conn .. and Eddie DAVE SERGEANT Roundtree, from Milwaukee Custer. Johnson said his only major recruiting disappointment was losing Racine Lutheran's talented 6-7 Tim Naegeli, who narrowed his choice to Parkside and Stevens Point before finally choosing the Pointers after weeks of deliberation and media speculation. Basketball Women added to team Four All-Conference freshmen and a juruor transfer from Kenosha have announced that they will attend L:W-Parkslde this fall, women's basketball coach Noreen Gofflll has announced. They are Cheryl Kelterhagen. 5-9 forvvard guard from Waterford high 'hoo! J - rca Smith. 5-.'3 forwardguard from :\IiIwaukee Custer. .lelLsa Osterman, 5-6 guard from Hartland Arrowhead. Debby Hansen. 6-0 forward center from Denmark lugh school. and Kathy Florim, 6-1 center from Kenosha St. Joseph who attended Milton College and Gateway Technical Institute. Ketterhagen was All-Southern Lakes Conference the last two years and All-Racine County as a senior, She was selected Jar the women's class B, C 1983 all-star game. She plans a business major, In addition to earning first team All-Braveland and All-Milwaukee Area Conference honors as seniors, Smith and Osterman were named to the Milwaukee Journal's All-Area second team as seniors and were. Sports Schedule Saturday, Sept. 10 Volleyball vs Alumni at 7 p.m. Women's tennis at Carthage at 9 am Soccer "S Bethel at 2 p.m. ,\len's eros -countrv at Oshkosh Open. 1\ am' Sunday. Sept. 11 Soccer "S St. Thomas at 1 p.m. TueSday, Sept. 13 Volleybali vs. U. of illinois-Chicago at 7 p.rn. Soccer vs. Trinity College at 3:30 p.m. Women's tennis at UW·Milwaukee at 3 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 15 Women's tennis at Marquette at 3 p.m. NOTICE I STUDENT JOB OPENING GRAPHIC ARTIST To work on the Parkside Union. Needed to design and produce flyers. posters. banners, newspaper ads, bUilding graphics etc. Hours fleXible Experienced preferred_ ' Apply: Union Office Rm 209. Bring examples of past work 'f possible. I chosen to play in the state women's class A all-star game this year, Smith led her conference in scoring as a junior, when she also earned all-conference honors. Smith, Osterman and Fiorini also plan Business majors, Hansen was All-Olympian Conference first team as a senior and twice led her Denmark team to the state tournament. She also was a staie finalist as a hurdler. She plans to major either in Medical Technology or Communciauons. Sports shots Continued from page "24 run trot, Billy signaled to catcher Rick Cerone to retrieve the bat. Cerone had to grab the bat from the Kansas City batboy. Then, while the umpires were in conference, Royals' pitcher Gaylord Perry snuck out to the home plate area and tried -to get the bat, but he was spotted just in time by the Yankees. The completion of the game on Aug. 18 was an anti-climax to the greatest degree. After New York pitcher George Frazier perfonned the appeal plays, he struck out Royals batter Hal McRae for the third out of the top of the ninth. 'Then Dan Quisenberry retired the Yankees 1-2-3-fora save, and "that game" was history. Finally, one of the...funnier occurrences of the summer was the adventure of one Arthur Lee Trotter, who claimed that he was Marv Fleming and Bill Russell. He said his step-parents told him he was Fleming, and earlier had told him he was Russell. Why would he argue with the? When asked about his lack of height, (the real Russell is 6-11; Trotter is 6-4), he said he had 10 inches of bone removed from his legs .~o. ~eequid fit into his Mercedes. And how was your' summer?? . '. I. I IU To ,""",,I lui year porforrnonce wdI u tJK, ~ p1a},1llC (0 1 tfntly ow It and ImprO\lDg from ma b 10 mat<h <ooch HODdenon po It. "because 01 our r«ord )nt and thu year's JdleduJe .• we WOl'" be ng up on ..".,.,. lhu )' The Rang ers ore IookJ 10 <OflUn to UDp""e tbelr no II .dn .... pa I regIon. I pl.) -o !1- \bey ha ve been slopped the tall two 1ft" In tJK, ..... flO' RANGER - \ l!lii2~~' '&,:G! Soccer Schedule All ~ r ~'-'~~~T2~ ~~~~OTA .. .Jil - SEPT. 7 Northern Illinois . SEPT. 7 Northern Illinois SEPT. 10 BETHEL SEPT. II ST. THOMAS SEPT. 13 TRINITY SEPT. 17 WESTERN MICHIGAN Sept. 25 Sangamon State Sept. 28 Wisconsin-Green Bay' OCT. I WISCONSIN-MADISON- (homecoming) MARQUETTE. Panther Invitational Tournament: Notre Dame ·V5. St. John's UW-Parkside vs, UW-Milwaukee Consolation Championship LAKE FOREST St. Scholastica Northland Northland PURDUE-CALUMET ILLINOIS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY ISU-Evansville Tournament UW-Parkside vs. Oakland OCT. 30ISU-Evansville Tournament UW-Parkside vs. N. Kentucky Oakland vs. Indiana St. -Evnsv!. WHEATON Wisconsin-Platteville OCT. 5 OCt. 8 OCT. 12 OCt. 15 OCt. 16 Ocl. 16 OCT. 19 OCT. 22 OCt. 29 NOV. 2 Nov. 5 Sports shots In the good ol' summertime ... by Robb Luehr Sports Editor Well, it's the beginning of the semester, and you know wbat tbat means .. yup. it's time once again for Sports Shots, your weekly (hopefully> source of highly biased view on almost anything relating to sports. Wbether I'm abusing tbe Yankess. maJung predictions, or just commenting on recent occurrences, yeu can always count on Sports Sbots to liven up the Ranger, if not your day. So-sit back, relax and read on. • • • • • • • • Ab. the summer of 1983. The United States Football League ftnished its first season with an exciting cbampionship game (tbe Micblgan Panthers defeated the P!lJladelpbia Stars 24-22) and the promise of another year and four new learns. The Brewers sank 10 the depths 01 tJK, American League East on June 23, then began their rise back to the top They went 33-13 from June 23 until Aug 10. when they regamed the top spot. The hitting of Cecil Cooper and Ted Simmons was a major faclor "Coop" bad probably tJK, best month of his career, avengmg better than one RBI per game, and raising bis borne run lotaI to 24 He W1lS also player 01 the month for Jaly. Si-..s hasn'l heeD quite as spectacular, but is quietly baving his best season as a Brewer, balting around the .315 mark. Great pitching has also contributed to the Brewer cause. Moose Haas has been spectacular during the rise. He won eighl straight games during July and into August. Jim Slaton set a club record for victories by a reliever; Tim Candiotti is 3-0 since joining the Brewers from the minors; Chuck Porter bas gone 6-1 after an ()..4 start; and, of course, Peter 'Bigfoot' Ladd bas been tbe stopper out of the bullpen, witb 16 saves to his credit, most of them in the past few months. The Milwaukee Bucks were caught by surprise wben Dave Cowens asked to be released from bis contract That same day, reserve cenler Harvey Catchings signed an offer sheet wilb the Chicago Bulls. The Bucks later matched the otter, so Catchings will still be in Milwaukee. Now, I've come to the part of the column that I've been waiting for. As usual, the New York Yankess attract media attention like borse manure attracts flies. Most of the lime, attention is focused on the problems and negative aspects of the Yankee organization. This Summer bas been no dillerent Everybody knows about the Aug. 4 Dave Winfield/dead seagull incident. In early August, Billy Martin was snspended for two games be-- cause of an Incident in a July 31 game in Chicago, In tbat game, Marlin called. umpire Dale Ford a "stone liar." None of the above, however, can overshadow tbe July 24 game between the Yankees and the Kansas City Royals, the infamous (at least for tbe Yankees) 'pine tar' game. In tbat game, as you probably know, a borne run byGeorge Brett of the Royals was nullified when it was ruled tbat Brelt bad too mucb pine tar on the bat, erasing a 5-4 Royals lead and giving the Victory to the Yankees, 4-3. The decision of the umpires was later overruled by American League Presidenl Lee McPhail, .much to Ihe chagrin of Yankee owner George Sleinbrenner and the rest of the team. Tbe game was completed on August 18. Before tbe first pitch was thrown in the bottom. of the ninth inning, the Yankees appealed at both first and second bases, contending Brett missed the bases, to no avail. When Billy came out to speak to tbe umpires, tbe bead of lhe umpiring crew (which was a dif· Ierent crew than on July 24) presented Billy with a signed and notariZed affidavit stating that Brett had touched all tbe bases. The situation during the lime the umpires were ruling on July 24 was filled with intrigue worthy of a spy movie. While Brett was in his bome ••••• I I •• I I ••••• CODliDued OD page Z% --- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 1, September 8, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Samimi appeal denied Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document tThe End' by Kevin McKay Tbi. is the beginning of "The tJd" at Parkside. Classes con- <lid" Friday the 13th on an ........ s1yfitting date. Then after Iii more days of final ... mioatlon, intellectual con1<t!i0D5, midnight OIl burning, 1IJrl< terror, and untold misery 1beEod," Parkside's traditionai ¢ng "stress clinic" will get IxIe" way. . Withmime, magic, five bands 1M> Bach), a volleyball and soft- .n tournament, food at all hours ~ the day and night, liquid refreshments, more liquid ll!reshmenl>l,and a mini - bus lIIJttJe service to haul over - fUliedrevelers to safety, May 21' D will be a gala celebration all tIer the campus. spoosored by the P AB, "The !DI" starts at 10 a.m. Saturday fiIh a v<ileyball tournament and IlIIs late Sunday night at 3:30 LID. when either the last dng is .,.ed or the last celebrator ,,"wls out to the last bus home. Admissionwill be charged for ... Is scheduled after 5 p,m. in III! tent opening off the Union ~tio.The bands Wally Cleaver Illil.eoKane, The Booze Brother~ leYUe,and Java are scheduled to ,..rorm for those inclined to ... .. boogie. Chris Hammelev President of the PAB said' ~melhing new is there will be n~ t tickets sold at the door. We IIInywant to stress that." Also scheduled to he shown is III! film "Caddyshack" at 1 a.m. Ilh Saturday and Sunday nights. Salllniay Buck Stove and the laoge, a Milwaukee based lIifgrass band will start their I:ts oul>lide at noon. Marilyn Bugeohagen, Assistant Coorblllr of Student Activity said, "lie hope the people will bring . lood outside. We'll have sack and ga mes for the kids a Dieatmosphere." ' She added a family bowling ment is aJSo scheduled in lie Rec Center with ill ages tlgible to enter, three games for a lick. Prizes for the bowling will free games and a T-shirt. Also ~h.led in Salllrday afternoon's 10< Center agenda will be free . ,Ioosball, table tennis IO,centpopcorn and two for on~ pn"", onsoftdrinks, "plus a whole tweh mere." Faculty and staff will be • IS near donating their time f festivities which will incll~r the servrca until 1 a.m. in the t~ Square. Also free coffee will he served to those who need . ~::~f like a bunch of ale~ The volleyball tournament . open to a IS s many teams as want t ent~r by May 18 (details ar~ available In the Student Life offlees) but the softball games, a ~ou~ - robin tournament will be limited to four teams 'faculty staff, students, and a1~mni Th~ playoff game starts at 3 p.~. I~case of rain other alternatIves have been planned although Hammelev said "It' not going .to rain. I promi~." s The muu - bus shuttle will leave every hour starting at 11 p m alterna ting hetween Kenosba ~nd Racine following the standard ev~rung bus route. Bugenhagen sa~d ~e bus is free and "If you're drinking a lot it's best you ride rather than risk it." She added "Caddyshack" is scheduled for the 1 a.m. time sIot with the hopes people will take a breather before hitting the road. The stage inside the tent has been moved this year to the far west side to allow more room for more fun. The sponsors are hoping to get the entire campus community involved. "The End" T-shirts with a new logo are on sale in Union Square. J:lar:nrnelev said quantities are liI~llted at the "amazirgly low price cl $4." #it The End schedule is as follows: saturday 10 a.m. - Volleyball nament 11 a.m. - Food service starts & Buck Stove and the Range 1 p.m. - Softball tournament and bowling 5 p.m. - Doors to the tent open 6 p.m. - Wally Cleaver & Citizen Kane 11 p".m. - Mini.bus: dmttlo bl!glns 1 a.m. - Film "Caddyshack" & food service 3:30 a.m. - Last mini - bus leaves Sunday 5 p.m. - Tent opens 6 p.m. - Java and Brothers Rewe Aid Available·: 1983 1984 Work - SllIdY GSL (& PLUS) NDSL Pell (Self - help) SEOG SSIG TOTAL *Dollars are in millions. 5lI7 6,593 684 2,419 355 .-m 10,758 924 7,198 550 2,714 ,J'lIG was established in 1972 in e:r to provide states an in- "ntive to establish their own taot and scholarship programs. ~ this time all states have met challenge and offer very attractive scholarship and grant programs. Known under a variety of different names, these state programs awarded over 1 billion dollars last year. Thus, after 11 years, the incentive provided by 41' University of Wisconsin - Pal'kslde Vol. II . er Thursday, May 12, 1983 o. 30 by Catherine Chan .. Results 01 a recent survey taken by the University Committee . showed that the Parkside laculty is opposed to collective bargaining by a margin of 2 to 1. A collective bargaining bill ~ to be considered by the state legislalllre this year. Although the bill is under stroll! opposition by UW - Madison, Milwaukee, Green Bay and Parkside, it bas a. good chaneeof being passed and SIgoed by the Governor, according to James Shea, dIairman of the University Committee. Although the bill would permit faculty representatives to negotiate with state representatives over salaries and workmg cooditions, Shea said, the ov"':aD sentiment among Panslde faculty is that the bill would "do more harm than good." The collective bargaining bill Samimi appeal denied by Bob Kiesling News Editor Upholding a decision by the facu1t~ Personnel Review Committee, Vice Chancellor Lorman Ratner denied an appeal for the contract renewal of IEH Professor Bezhad Samimi. Samimi was to have been granted tenure. ill the a ppeal proceedings the PRC voted 6 to 5 with one abstention, not to ~new Samimi's cootract. The Committee cited poor teaching evaluations and lack of research as the cause. tour- In ~e initial vote to renew, the commttteehad voted7to 3 against renewal, with one abstentim. 00 both occasions the Science Division Executive Committee recommended unanimously that Samimi be granted tenure. Rainer, in approving the PRC decisim, said it was based 00 poor teaching evaluations and lack of TeSearcn. Samimi was hired by Parkside io 1978to implement the school's IEH program. A tenured professor at the University of Samimi questioned the vIce Teheran, he was hired at the level chaocellor's decisiCll. He said, "1 of associate professor and would have become a victim of SCKT1e have received an appointment for mysterious slraleg)'," at the Booze tenure in five years, instead of the appeal hearing.. usual six. He later explained there Iihould . This year he was nominated for have been no problem approving Continued On Page FIve a teaching excellence award the SDEC's decisloo. IUIll ell at U Financial aid still available administration says by Edward Elmendorf plification will also dramatically the SSIG program has suc- financial mean; neeessa!)' to ha"e provide "'!;:.~~=~ 86'. now each of you has . reduce the administrative burden cessfully generated more dollars some choice in which institution to choice pre'" IIlll bly heard on the evening which institutions now face in than the Federal gov",:nment attend. pnvll ed ..... 'm.'! read in your local or administering the six Federal aid could possibily have boped. The problem with SEOG II that B<gun IIltv~rslty newspaper about programs. Reducill! this burden SEOG was designed to sup- it is not targeted to help tbooe oldest of ~.Ident Reagan's proposed will improve the institution's plement the Pe1I Grant. Ad- studenls who reaDy need fed"':al a DC Jll"lCl1I 'll~ to the Federal student ability to deliver student aid. ministered by the financial aids assistance. IT the proposed budget pa 25 y fi'aoclal assistance programs The DOE has asked Congress office on the campus, the program is accepted by the Congress, lhe ...... nment en ~o~ed by the Department of not to provide new funding for the was to provide students with the new Self -he1pGrant PI"lllram will C__ .... 0.. P. -catioo (DOE). State Student Incentive Grant ..Because over 1 billion dollars Program (SSIG), the Sup- P k #d f docli.mngInterest rates, the total portunity Grant Program beensaved as a result of plemental Educational Op- ar 51 e p~O5 oppose I I ~~~:'da~%t~:alis r::':~~~~~l'~~n t~~~:~~~~t :~a::e~~e~::;:~~~~tt~: fu~~:"t,~ g~'::e~~~k~~~ COIIect#1ve ba rga #1n#1ng ~~ins~x t;ro~~~~id~~~ ~~: '~:S~:d~er~~ G:;:I Uand~~~ _ D, me work _ study, and one loan volume and a higher loan .. ot. average for the Guaranteed The key principle hehind this Student Loan Program <GSLl. IIlllposalis that a simplified and The chart compares the total ~SOhdated student aid program amount of aid available to ".. benefit both the student and studenls through the Department ~ American taxpayer financing of Education under the 1983 and student aid programs. Sim- proposed 1984 budgets. Samimi has conductoo applied researcb In lIldustriai bygiene for area instituticcs, partiOllarly .C. Jobnson in Racine. He bas had seven papers published in "top journals" in the country, and cooducls peer review lor several of the publications. DR. B. S. SAMIMI provides a potential of eiCbt bargaining units: (J I the laculty at UW - Madison; f21 the academic staff at UW • Ma_; (3) tbe laculty at UW - Milwaukee, (4) the .... demic stall al UW - Milwaukee, (5' tbe faculty at the I;W - CeDI ... system, (6) the academic laff at the UW - ee..ter system, 171 tbe faculty at UW - Eau Qaire. Green Bay, LaCrosse, Oshkosb, Parkside. Platteville. River FaIIo. Stevens Pain~ Stout, SUporiOr aDd Whi..,..aler; (8) tbe academic staff at UW - Eau Claire, Greet Bay. LaCrosse. Oshkosb. Parkside, Platte>iIle. River Falls. Ste ..... Point, Stout. Super1ar and 'o\o'hitewaler. AceordinlI to Shea, the propooed eight bargaining umls IS LOIlikeI Faculty oppooill! the bill fear tha t if it is passed ~. ..-10 be forced into one genera Ibargaining a \1181 and \cae tbeIr role academIC deolal_ In addiUoo the probably by 10 111_ thin \IIlI '''arDde -.Jd be ao merwod tho t IndivIcUaI COIIICft1. and IDle wouldn't prn'8 sa 1d a 1 t " .... Id be In.._1ibh to praene Incal cboI It -.Jd he a ltalo of total au_ _ adcIed that a ...... 01 Ie -.Id mean lbat II to DO bIDe WGlId devOled to!he .... of ~arcll and t the tadlil,. losd at Pa de Id p-dJably 1......... 10 boun • I'm worried that II 1d '1f it llrilJ VCII:e to IIIIg,,1be f 'Ibel: preMIIIl the foculty al Rea«tb m..,!lJlC II 2 Thundllly, May 12, 1983 RANGER letter to the editor Response to NPSGA To the edit ... : Students, ha.., you )wan! 01 the .- Ioftisl group 011 campus called the P.5G.A, which \bey lJa)' undo f... the '01 Parbide Student Government Asooc:iatiClll~ Don't be mi informed readen, d... 't let these people try to fool you. What this program reaDy undo lor i$ The 'ational Puerto R1can .1Iy Gumball Association The main goel of this group is to provulo polo malJets, impewted from Hollywond, to aU students, What II the I"IrpoBe belund this b.... re _vi .... To beat PSGA lRlo .. bm Ion· no. to dec:orate the SOC off.ce -no. but to .... these IllIIrUmenla of perversion to atop people from playinC baaketball in the olf'ce. Wby does thia group wantlbom to stop playing Boball • Ihry want them to play polo ind Theae B • ball playing students ha.., c.... idered playing polo in the olfice but thes-e is a major pn1bIem wilb this idea. Wbat are \bey gung to do wilb aU the h..... manure that woukl accumulate? I ha ve a auggestion for this prcblem, \bey couJd start a lund for former SUFAC chairs and they could use \be manure to fertilize their plantations in \be soulb. The assault bas already begun. One rl the leftist guerrilla's bas, can you believe this, let \be air out rl one rl \be tires of our president's bicycle. Students how do you feel about a president wilb ooIy one good wheel left. fn order to comba t this group it has been necessary to form \be V.SP .s.P .• which staJXIs for \be Very Secret Parks ide Secret Police. Students we must stop this leftist guorri lla group, for truth, justice and \be American way. THE FORK 'ttFALKVINAS .... • ,.;.;.;. ;-;-;.:.;.;.;.:,:.:.;.:.;.;.; ;.:.:.:::::.::;:::;.;:;:;:::::;:;:;:::;:;:;:::;:;: ::;:;:::;:::;:;:;:;:;:;: ;:;:;:;:::;:::;.::;:;.;.;.: :;:::::::;:;:;:;:::::;:::;:::;;; :::::;:::;:;:::::;:;:;:::::::;:::;:::;:::::;:;:: :::~::;:::::::::::::::::;::::::;:: :::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.:.' Editor's Notes like everyone else, there are things to say Ily Pa.IIe .. lak LeI'a start w.th a cliche shall w' Allgood things must corne toanend (tseemslilte we just gol starttd I wouldn't have misaed It • and we could go on and ... and on In some ways this .. an IRcompiete fmal issue rlIbe Ranger, as Ican't introduce to \be ,.,.ders \be new Editor. That's because there ""'ere a I'IJmber of anol'caloons this year, and accorUll ... ,uut.u \.."Ul~."eu:J· ...... .,. \be Ranger is required to set up an advlaory board to help make the decision. by means of a "'COmmenda ti... to \be board. The adVisory board has been set up, and 1.5 m motion, but a decision like this, i$ one that lakes some time, so we'll all have to be pallent There wlll be a different Ranger Editor next year, as Ihave chosen to lake on \be n!SpORSibilitiesof \be S UF AC. chair Ranger being \be job .t i$ and S.U.F.A.C. ng \be job,t .. , .t didn't seem at aD pou.ble to do botb jobs at once. Beca .... I've had my fa.. chance at thia position. I'.., chosen to I1>CJYe ... to something else. Like every Ranger Editor, tbere are lhooe dOllUl&, statements wblcb I feel moat be made, and an these r mine Like "'eryone else, \be'" are certain events 011 this campus that highlighted \be year, and can be looktd back upon with posilove feelings. <There are also Ibose which a'" a bucket of bad feelings>. This year Parkside set up new Apple Computers in the D - tlevel or \be library, and Parkside set up new housing for some of its students at the Racine YMCA. (Commonly known as Ranger HaUl The Parkside Union Adv~1 LXJQIU WClOJ uevCJ.~ gj~oJ I"It into swing, to help wilb issues relattd to Ibe student Union. OUr line institution of higher education brought Les Aspin and Peter Jansson oot to campus for what turned out to be a strong debate between the candidates in the first district Congressional Race. (Aspin won). The Sexual Harassment Advisory Board set up a panel discussion to explore some of the aspects of sexual harassment There was a good crowd at that. Theatrical events at Parkside included "Ring Round \be Moon " lOA Delicate Balance," and. ma~y other programs. Accent on Enrichment brought the 'etberlands Chamber Orchestra and Gilbert and Sullivan: Protesters rallied for Peter Seybold wbo bas lost his renewal to this point, but \be students fought a good fight for him. On a different election nole, Phil Pogreba and Mike Sennn were elected Ibe new President and Vice - President of P.S.G.A. So far, they seem very involved in \be processes of learning about their new pa;itions. Of course, they'll have to watch out for the N.P.S.G.A. (It's groups like that which would invoke change.) The Very Special Arts Festival was a n\n •.J....~Cullcarnine; ~icncc for everyone involved, and I would know, because Iwas there, and it is amazing what children can teach adults. Meatier issues did arise on campus this year, like the movie Emmanuelle. Last year the issue seemed to be G. Gordon Liddy, and thIS year PAB came up With Emmanuelle. Good things did happen because of the movie though, on an overall level, the level of consciousness about pornography and its effects was brought to a lot rl people's attention, at least it did mine. H it did raise at least one person's level of conscioosness, the whole effort was worth it. Things were learned from it. So much for events on campus. Like everyone else, Iwould like to commend the students who found time and took time to get 1HLS IS 'reuR CAml~SPBV:1Nc7.... \,JE WILl.. BE T'AICIN6-orF AS SOON A~WE' FIND Oe1r JUsT "'-lHfto WRONG- ••. ., - . -- - . .- '- - involved in some way on this campus. It has made a difference, and while that difference may not always be tangible and applied to a current situation, whatever input students can give is well received, simply because a student is laking the time to offer it. It all adds to the learning process, whether it be directly to the first curriculum, or subtly, perhaps to one of the many hidden curriculums. Like everyone else, I'd like to thank a few people who have made my experience with Ranger a positive one. The other student leaders and presidents of major organizations, who were always quite willing to share with me experiences they've had in dealing with others on this campus. It was through your experience that Ilearned too. You know who you are. Of course, the administration (with a few exceptions) is very easy to get along with on this campus, much more s~ than on other campuses. It was kmd of fun to work with them. Then Ibere's the Ranger staff .. . here we've had everything from a level - headed business manager, to a real go . getter adver~ising manager. from a searching. for - news new editor to a rather creative feature editor' a running sports editor to ~ gentleman who takes his pictures very seriously. We've had writers of satire who have written their thoughts and received their • • strikes, writers rl sports ... really seem to enjoy it, wril8'l" news stones who can makepeapIe talk, (perhaps more thu ... people would like), writen " opinion who bave braved lhnJua\. and writers of fealurelrn. movies to music, (rom COltroversy to "light". (That'. a third less serious tban "'llIdIr fea ture writing.> It's been a staff of goodbalala, of good humor, and rl pi thought. While some thougIolI may ha ve never been seen II print, they've been tbougbta IIiat many of us have learned lraIII. While there are people we loft II work with, there are people .. hate to work with, but wort ..- them anyways, because wet. learned to wnrk together, 01 matter what. And so a door is lightly d.,q between us, as we aU do ouron thing for the summer. PeriIapI rorever. There are a lot of otbB' things to be said, but the do« i closing more quickly now diu ever, and what Ihave left tosayi simple: Like everyone else, lIDO am pleased with the ootcome" this paper, and accomplis/uDellll for the year. There have boll flaws, some little, some big, lit overall the staff of this paper tal be proud of the work they did diI year, because like everyoneeIoe. we did our best to make it l!IJ'OOIlI. and we have indeed made it So long ... Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Sbafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Herbert Kubly (;)a nger News:: -"=' Featura EditIf Sports Editlll' Photo EditII' Copy EditII' Business Ma ...... AlIMa ...... Distribution Ma...... Assistant Business Ma...... AdVItoI' Sh STAFF Buenk~~on Ak<:n,. Terry Byrne, Maureen Burke, .lN1lIIl Patricia C Phl.II,ps, Carra Cariello, Catherine CIIl/ftl' Kort - umb,e, Dan Dowhower, Michael Kllil,s, carol Ray:nd'Ck, John Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, KalllY Tunkiurn, Napolean Scarbrough, Dave Schroeder, JeDnll eel. RANGER is writ, 501'" responsible for 11se;d.~nd. edit~ by stUdents 01 UW . Parkside lind ttlty Irf! Published eVery Thu I onal p?IICY and contl!l'1t. idI.... RA.NGER is printed ~Sdty dU~tn9lhe academic yellr except during breaks andtlOl Written permiSSion is ~ he. Union Coopet'"afive Publishing Co., Kenosha, WISCOfISIn All correspondenc equlred tor reprint of any portion of RANGER. ~ Parkside. Bolt Noe ~Uld be addressed to: Parkslde Ranger, Unlvenityof WI Leiters to Ihe Edj·tor '. Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. .... paper With one _inc Wilt b:e accepted if typewritten, cloublespaced on st,ndlrd III'l elUded tor verificali~ ma~gms. All lettl!l'"s must be signed and a lelep/'lOM numbel'" Names will be withheld Deadline for letters. far valid reasons. "HGE' reserves aU editorialls M:ooday at. 3 p.m. for publication on Thursday. The Rl "' fI defamatory COntent. privileges m refusing to print lellers which con'·ln • Government seeks to increase financialaids efficiency continued From Page 1 ~riicipatingin the program over ij'billiOO dollars to establish "Iving loan funds on the ~ The loan fund is for the ~rrent and future students. gh no new money IS :Sled for the NDSL program, revolving funds mean that :. $550 million will continue to 1I.vailable to students in 1984. \'be amoont of money available ~ future years depends on _ts meeting their repayment jligatioos and thereby keeping .. revolving funds healthy. If iIrID.rstudents, now in default, !l9'y their loans, over $640 ,;Dioo ceuld be added to the .. oIving funds. The three remaining programs: c.IlegeWork- Study, Peli (Grant) .ro!be Guaranteed Student Loan ProSJ'lIm(GSLl will ensure the 'P' of student financial ....staree hoped for, but never ISiHzed, under the six program urangement. !be Guaranteed Student Loan GSLI and AUXiliary Loan PLUS) programs make low ... restloans available to eligible IT'duate and undergraduate lIIIdents(GSL) as well as parents PLUS) by paying lenders inIftSt while the student is in tdmland by subsidizing interest tIIil. the borrower is paying off .. loon. The combined program l !be largest of the Federal "llCial aid programs. . Tbe Department's budget ..... ts $2.04 billion to cover the ... of the GSL program in 1984 . •• includes a rescission of $900 lIilIion for 1983 funding. The $2.04 • represents a decrease from .. 111112 GSL appropriation of _t one billion dollars. !be proposed reduction does not '1Ipresenta reduced commitmen !be GSL program. Although the lI'Iram will cost one billion iIIIars Jess than in 1982, one lilIion dollars more will be hlilable to student borrowers. !be 1984 proposal will make .... changes to the current law "'.rning the GSL program. illrr.nlly, students who wish to birr... under the GSL program do .. haveto demonstrate financial II!d if their family income is -- $:Jl,OOO. The 1984 budget IIOp<mesextending the needs test 'laUincOOle levels. Factors such .... t of tUition, expected family llotribution,numher of children II SChool,etc., will continue to ..... inlothe needs formula. This IInIposed change is consistent Ill1l OUrbelief tha t Federal aid "'/d be reserved for those IlIdentsWhoneed the assistance 1I11d... 10 attend college. R.agan's federai budget ~ts an additional $310 million funds for the College Work - ~ Program (CWSl. Increases ICWSSUpportDOE's view that a t and his or her family e'" the primary responsibility 6118ncinga college education. tadopted by the Congres~, •~denl Reagan's increase will :ate jobs for an additional .000 students. The average ltudent's earnings would be .00. ~ College Work - Study ....~m is administered and ;::"ged on the college campus. ",~. Fed...al government con- •... lion to the work - study r-Ynlllis 80%. Increasing the .. Sprogram by 60% will reduce ... btlrden many young graduates face when they have relied ~ heavily on loans to finance Collegecosts. tilaThe most sweeping proposed P,unges are those affecting the lila Grant Program. Driving the , nges are our interest lD :uring equity and ensuring • ess and choice. The proposal .: .... Iores to the student some .....PQlS'billtyfor securing college QlUIIderthe proposed Self - help ell) Grant Program, students must meet a minimum expected student contribution before being eligible for a grant. The cootr'ibution would be a minimum of 40 percent of the cost of attendance - with an absolute dollar minimum of $800. A student m~y .meet his expected contflbutIon from a variety of sources, including the Federal loan and work - study programs descnbed above, state grant and scholarship funds and private sources. Reagan's Proposal suggests that cost ?f atte~dance should figure prommently in the calculatioo of a student's self - help grant. A student attending a community college and living at home ooviously has less cost than a student attending a $7,500 institution in a different town 01" state. The "cost - sensitivity" c:l the Self - help Grant Program should ensure that needy students have a greater choice in the selection of an institution to attend. While the maximum Pell Grant is $1,800, a student who attends a high cost institution and has a small expected family contribution could receive a $3,000 Sell - help Gra nt. The equity issue is one that has long been wrestled with in the delivery of Federal grant programs. Many students are awarded more money than they Opinion actually need Whilemany more do not receive enwgh to meet their college costs. This situation has resulted in large part because d. the com plexity d. the Pell Gra nt Program eligibility criteria To address this problem, the new Self - help Grant Program proposes. for example, reducing from 22 to five the number of factors used 10 detenoine a family's ability 10 conmbute. Chaoges such as this will go far toward re - estabUsiung the original intent of the grant program -. tha t of providing access to higher educaboo for those Who ,,"ouk! not be able to attend college without assistance. The new Self - help Grant IS designed to build on lha t original purpose by giving rl!edy students choice in addition to access . By consolidating the programs to simplify management and by requiring a student conbibutioo to higher eduea bon costs before grant aid is provided. this administratioo believes that it can maintain the integrity of Federal student assistance programs. Simplifying the system and maintaining integrity are the ooIy ways to ensure that the programs will be available to future generatioos of students. Edward EJmendorf i. the Assistant Secretory for Poat· secondary Education at the Department of Education4 RANGER 3 High school 51 compete in cont Solving Parkside's participation probl ~~~~~~ by Marty Rheaume Having recently (and unsuccessfully) run for the office of .nee... - resident of- Park:slde Student Government Association, I have become acutely aware ci - the role of politics at UWParkside. Having been totally disassociated with politics prior to my campaign, I think I can. DOW offer a realistic and unblased assessment of the situation. I would like to discuss a few key topics as they relate to students at Parkside. Political Awareness There are a handful of students here who are knowledgable on the subject of Parkside politics. I do not claim to be totally aware of how the system works. Un· doubtedly everyone knows what student life is like, but few know how to influence, change, or are even aware of the policies, committees and power groups that dictate the status quo. As students, we choose t? rema~n ignorant of Parkside politics. This situation could more accura~ely he described as apathy by chOIce. Parkside outside of the concern for class and program availability. Such is the plight of a (OUI - yeiu \..VUUUUlCl ,-vnqse Political Future At this point it seems fair to a if student politics, ie; PSGA as the voice of the students. will ever reach its power polential here at Parkside. Considering the status quo, ooe would logically say no. There are hO'Never. some reasons to be optimistic. Tbere are an abundance of campus clubs and activities foc those who choose to participate. Without them, Parkside "'ouId truly he a ghost campus. If their numbers continue to gro"'. perhaps student awareness and participation "'ill also. The real answer to the question, I feel, is found in the final topic. The Pi\·ot Point Parkside's growth rate has been phenomenal. With this growth has come an influx ci many high. quality professors and programs It is difficult to fInd a better education for your money. Hats off to the planners! But now Parkside is bulging at Political Atmosphere the seams. We need a. bigger To understand this Union, cafeteria and parking lot. phenomenon, one must look to the not to mention more classroom Parkside environment. W~ are a and living space, among a lev.· d small college, nestled 10 the our basic needs. How these rolling hills hetween the two problems are solved will hne a population centers from which we direct impact on the long •. term draw our student bndy. Student future of Parkside as a pohticall housing, and the. general educabonal institution. . population in the immediate area, Founded as a communl.ty is limited. The typical student college on a "local industnal comes to Parkside, pursues mission," Parkside has ~ed .lts knowledge (or what- have - you), function well. But local industnes and goes home. Slmply and are coming and gOiDg. logically put, the general student Technologies, managemenl body has no reason to care about '.':' .. ;.:-::.;-:.~ 'i"l""""""""';"';"';';';';';"';';';';';';';';.;.:-,.;,.;.;.;.;., .•.•.,.;.,.;••.•;.;.;.,.•.. ;.;.,..•:-.•;............... r:-; lR~nger needs a new Staff for next yea ;; ::: Apply now, auaid the rush . :i: Stop in Ranger office . ::: WLLC D/39 :::. or call 553·2287 or 553·2295 ~-:::::::;:;:.:::.:;:;:.;.:.;.;.:.:-::.: •.7:::.:.:.:·:·:.;.;.:.:.:.:-:.:::-;.:.; •.•:••.:.;.;: •••;.; ....: ••;.:::.:.;.;.;.;.;.:-: ... ' . TO MANAGE STUDENT BOOKSTORE - APPLICATIONS AVAIlABlE PSGA OFFICE - DO 'T DELAY. (AU TOOA Y I techniques, and \he and academic pf'OiRTaJDS to UU\dUlXJ:t them demand m tllf'~~~ vircnment arM community sbouId DO emphasiD!d as a buff graduates. PerlIapa It take a good hanl J roIUog at \he future U the pbmen budge! may dIcUlte squeezJngus will rt!8ch sene d. art eqUilibrium and politi center auround;:~~~~~~ scarce " 1be Increa edueatioaal rna' be forced to com to a More opttmlstkally ptrlllllpo Par do wtII. ""'"" Uia n ,;,poIaplizln.l! academIc t d, the .- of Parks Ide can - • Ideal for Cover letters and Resumes . • Coli - BEITER lETIERS (312) 662-0148 ****•••**••**...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... :••*** *** . • · ·t • Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER *lh~**ClubEvents***** PSES ''Tho Oub"ls now _ .. tile Parblele Society 01 EIlgIDOOriDg Selence <PSESl. All mgilW'l'\ng' 1eduloI0cy aDd applied ocience llucleDta are iDYIled lD jaID tile _lety lD boIp 1bem8eI_ aDd tile ICbooI lIIrouIlI commllJlicalioD wllb ..... buai .... nd v.rious • ctivlli", .nd projects. 1be \ul -... WII beId May 11 summer commiltees and g.. 1s were ~. '!'be DeJ<1 planned actiVIty will be a picnic .1 Prilclard Part. aD tIle .... ner olllwy. 11 aDd Olllo St. <22I!d Ave.) in RadDe, an y 21 from 12:00 to 5:08p. m.1berewillbea 52 lee lor _lety. I.culty and IlIfI memt.s and tbolr ...... ta All inlonsted penons sbouJd sign up al tile Society's oIflce in Moin IH39 .. IOOIl .. pooaible. see you nal laU and hove • 8DOd summer. UWPDT The Parullle Dart Team might play the olber UW schools in tile 1,,"1 ever stal<! • Wiele dart tourIIIm.,,1 t.hia weekend, il.ny of tile cowar decIde 10show up. If tile olber ""bool lail 10 show, the Park Ide Darl Team will procl.orn. 11 lbe Winner by clef ull .nd throw a party. ow Is the lime lor aU good dart learn members Ie corne lD the aid oIlbell'leam All right, you bunch 01 cheap coli. k;ds, either donale $75 10 the Buy a Dart B08rd Fund or ea I some canned Imon aDd die. F.ce ii, the dart oo.rd we have now is a piece 01 junk If Napoleon Scarbrough can give five buckslowards \be board, you can spare 75 measly cents. ow, right now. go up 10 \be studenllife oIfIce .nd give so our . . '- 1be Dart Team BaD Slammers VoIleybaUsquad needs you! If you liIte lD inflicl humilia lion upon unsuspecting college students, sign up now! Midgets need not apply. 1be fmal rosier will be amouneed .1 \be last regular meeling ollbe year aD May 16th al 1 p.m. in MolD 126. If Moin 126 is being used, \be Dart Team Will meel in the Reo: center . Chess The """,Its 01 luiweek's Spring Tournament are: LeWis Adams, Greg Bowen, Scotl Haubrich and Jim Wynslra splil \be Iirs! place prize money in a four - way tie. Gary Adelsen and Chuck Zielesch lied for second place. If you're interesled in playing Chess this summer, leave us a message in \be Studenl Life 01- fice. We'd like 10 thank all \be groupies tha Ishowed up for our last meeting. (If you're missing anything, we turned il inlo \be info desk.) We'd like 10thank everyone who participaled this semesler. Have a 8DOd summer, eh? Cheerleaders On Monday, Apr. 25 \be 1983-&1 cheerleading squad was chosen. 'The team members are Sharon Kruk, Lym Brown, Heidi Caldwell. Porlla Morgan, Sieve Calhoun, Dave Koike, Jeff Petersen, Kris Anderson, Judy Speck, Scoll Peterson, Sara Goodland, and Hope Slachowski. Thom White is \be Ranger hear. There Will he another tryout in \be faU for incoming students and interesled Parkside students. A Ranger hear is still needed. For information contact Marilyn al \be Studenl Life Office, nkroroa 1;.~'l_f)")"7Q Have a good summer! a "Still Night Writings':: a new forum for area writers and poets by Patricia eumble "Still Nighl Writi~" is a new poetry journal hy a group 01 writers and poels based in Racine and Kenosha. One 01 \be features in this issue is an exclusive interview with Allen Ginsberg. He is most noted for his poems, uHO'NI," ''''0 Aunt Rose 11 and "Kaddish:' This interv~ is an insight into a "radical poet" of the Beat Gmeration. In \be poel's own words he describes that period, "We were concerned with the whole movement from linear consciousness to more panoramic awareness ... a movement from linear, patterned poetry 10 open - field poetry. "Madman's Morning" is a short story wrilten by Phillip Hermann. It begins as a rather seda te reflectioo on the writer's dreams and accomplishments. Throogh the use of intense sarcasm, the story increases tempo and the initial message is driven home - hard. Donald Kummings, a !X'olossor here at Parkside, is also in this journal. His poem "Hunter" is about a childhood hunting experience lha t had a profoond effect upon him. Interspersed are images of Autumn, expressed in color, words, am poetic scene. ''The Club", a poem by Steven G. Farrell is an intellectual statement set in the scene of a smokey lavern. In it, the cold is overcome with ale and spirits. Michael Gordoux is a most lalented poet "living in the wilderness of northern Wisconsin survivinll:: by his own genius II according to the journal"s biographical notes. Three of his poems particularly impressed. me. "Kathleen" is of course, about a woman, rot the style 01 lhe poem is unique to the poet. "Meditations (Jl Sial'S and FDIC Forthe finest tradition inbanking: CJleritageHanks Hern.ve National S.nIl RKin. 5220 Washington Avenue 637-9101 HerilJlge Bank and TrUSI 4001 North Main Street 639-6010 ~ Banll Mt. ..-ani 5901 Durand Avenue 5!;4-ll500 THE FIRST ISSUE of "Still Night Writings" featuresan In. terview with poet Allen Ginsberg. Friends" speaks from the poet's solitude ci. his life. point 01 view on human nature.. A copy of "Still Night Wrilql" There is an <;>igram by Pink can he obtained by sending $S.• Floyd that seems to aUow the (includes postage) 10 Still NI8lII poem to work on two different Writings, 515 Three MileRoad II, levels. "Herm.t 01 the Woods" Racine, WI 53402. It is also ... 1IIe appears 10 he autobiographical in the Parkside Bookstore IIlr and tells why he prelers the $2.50. THANK YOU To all the people who wrote news this year: Jennie. Sharron. Jeanne. John, Kathy. Patricia, Masood. Catherine. Kevin and Pat. -Bob The Fireside ~TAURANT&LOUNGE OPEN DAfL Y II :00 A.M. Complete American. Holian Menu Fri. Fish Dinner $250 Sun. Special Turkey Dinner $3'5 Featuring Deep Pan or Thin Crust Pizza NEW SPECIALS COMI.': • Deep Fried Breaded Rabbit • Bar - B - Q Ribs Complete Cony Out Service Food • Beer • Wine • Liquor 2801 30th Ave., Kenosha Ph. 551-0600 Financial aid plan a new tIDEA' coogressman Tom PetTI un- are directly related t bili . reiledanewstudentloanproposal pay, the system is °e~tlJty;O mterruptions." Petri said. ArC· 25 in testI~~ny before the flexible. It automa:"me y . Petri noted that he was making Slbonal Commission on Student reschedules loans in th really final changes In his proposal and ' .IA . ta e event of planned t . lrodu '. f1nllnCl8 SSJS nee. unemployment or th . 0 m ce It 10 the Petri said his proposal, termed 0 er Income House shortly. tilt "Income - Dependent P ksid fAlcatioo Assistance Act," or ar SI e gets IDEA, would meet a major need fGr graduate - level student h I h !III",",g at no cost to tbe tax- SC 0 ars ip donation pIY~er IDEA," Petri said, S "lIUdents borrow against their The Kenosha Foundation a of Kenosha County and must have fItIIIJe earnings." Repayment of group of local philanthropis~ is completed no less than 30 and no lilt loons would be based 00 the establishing several schoJarshi J15 more than 90 credits through June iDlllIDe d each participant after for students at UW _ Parkside to I, 1983With a grade point average ,...,tion, with payment made beg", with the fall semester of the of at least 3.50. _ with one's income taxes. 1983 boo Applicants must also be full _ "rbose with higher incomes -84 sc I year. time students having earned at The scholarships will be I t .. graduation will pay more awarded on the basis of academic eas 12credits in the spring, 1983 ... !bose with low incomes. At h semester. -'" ae ievemenL Selection of A li III same time, those who an- recipients will OCcur this summer. pp cation forms can be picked _te high future incomes are Financial need will not be a up at the Union Information JOt discouraged from par- criterion for selection. Center and at the Information .... ting because the highest Kiosk in Main Place. ..... To be eligible for the scholar- D dl' f ....... ve interest rate they can be hi ea me or applications is ..... " s JI5 students must be residents J -.,ed is less tha n they would une I. - to pay on personal loans Ch· h· be lMIJned Petri said that most borrowers from banks," he said. Inese istorv to ~ payoff their loans within 12 ... school earnings would have !til years, while those with low offered next semester III I' • to 30 years to repay, after ... any remaining balance _ be forgiven. Rabody would be charged more .. 15% of his / her income in • liven year. The higher eflIIllve interest borne by higher _e graduates would cover all 1IIIIdies to their less well - off dlllmates. "Since IDEA loan repayments Kinship set Ageneral information meeting II' those persons interested in YOIunteering in the Kinship Pntgramwill be held Saturda llay 21 at 10:30 a.m. at the KinIitip office, 2001-80th Street, '-ha. The Kinship Program is lsigned to befriend and help wldren from single parent Iamiliesby matching them with lalure adults with good dlIracter. Those adults interested II becoming Kinspersons and Ileir spouses or special friends lit errouraged to attend this looting. FII: further information, call the Continued From Page 1 ~.m. - Mini - bus shuttle t a.m. - "Caddyshack" and IIod service 3:30 a.m. - Last bus leaves Tickets a:dvance: Students / Alumni / o Idren(I3·17)-I day, $4; 2 day, 1t~1Door: Students / Alumni - I y, IS; 2 day, N/A It~dvance: Faculty / Staff . I Y. IS; 2 day, $9 .~tDoor: Faculty / Staff -I day, ; 2 day, N/A FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRI E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.l.e. Modern Chinese History will be the subject of a course to be offered by Dr. Oliver Hayward during Parkside's forthcoming summer school session. The course will concentrate on China in the 20th Century, and should prove to be of particular interest to students contemplating participating in Parkside's China ..,.,.,.,.,...,.. - • •- •- -• •- •- •- •- -• •- •- •- -• • • •- •- •- • •- •- ;Y-e retUl'lled to tlie nect: • rpp ~.'!1JtI ! Onct 1went to colleje-'8/- • Wrote ~I'papers on time... • Once lamt CD co/kJ!e. • Aow I'm done - "'. i Nil/her. can pu ~ a dime? • J23 seminar trip scheduled for this coming December and January. Added too late for inclusion in Parkside's summer session timetable, the Course is designated History 86-355, The Evolution of Mod... n China. The class will be held on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:25 to 10:00, from June 20 to July 30. is nearer 'Advance: Guests - I day, $5; 2 da;At~oor: Guests -I day, N/A; 2 day, N/A Advance: Children (ages 6-12) - I day, $2; 2 day, $4 AtDoor: Children (ages 6-12)-I day, $2.50; 2 day, $5 , (See this week's Ranger ad for a more complete schedule,). Children five and under Will be free but those under 17 must be accompanied by an adult for this event. Once again please n<J!.e guest tickets must be purchased In advance as none will be sold at the door. They can be purcbased at STUDENTS- Havea Great Summer! Father's Day & Graduation Cards, Travel Books and Atlases, Paperbacks for Rainy Days. Union Information Desk. No more school, no more Ranger, this really is "The End." Ta Ta. lot{. Discount To Parks_ Studenls With I.D. W~MOJiJko.M ew1(~ -Cp- B~~ 312 Sbtb street . RaciDe Telepbooe 632-1;115 .... MaslerCani and VISAWelcomed RANGER 'Thursday, May 12 1913 Summer enjoyment with the Arts at UW-Parkside \Il. IC ,U'PRt.(1 3credits ... audit I\Ii; -s CA 124 June 20 tIrcugh A Instructor; ProC..- August ....... An old C'OUru ~ht wtrh a ft. r • gue.t flf'CturiPr. (Nt Jon (Tim IHUJ. popdo.,. mac. (Scm Ch.1I1 and roclI (BUI Balco"'l • optional compktiP r ended lJl"'~ PECIAL TOPI :" 4n:R( LOR t'l 3credits ... audil TR 12'30-4 pm _'0 prerequisite June 21 • II Instructor' ProCesscr Doualas De\ _ An inteMw tta,upcr~rU which wUl dTUI tK#vltcal G'Id -..af#-T mecfiaptuaJ :~~~::= through a \1Qriay 01trudltion.ot Q1WJ II-( forIaf apenence.t:. 100000DlCTIO TO \ I I 1 RT 3 credits ... audit M '0\ 8 30 12 • '0 prerequisite June 20 • A 10 Instrudor ProCessor John lurpby A c:ou.r,fe which"",, d wlop til thrH . dimermMal m.dlo ( blage. colia«e. cash",. ne.) t'I·1 , 8~1 Ot·I(. 3 credits ... audit M 8 30 PrerequIsite: Art 103 June A Instruct... ProC J Murph) Further exploration oj ('Oft pU I"f'Iat dimeruional expt'ri.Iftce 3 credo .... audit Prerequv lie Art ... -~ -" ~. Furtltu ttudy irUo cloy OM ,.Iaz tem~rature /iTI", t«lInfqw. \0\ \ 0 DC 3 credits or audit '0\ 8 Prerequ' Ie Art 1 J In. tructor' ProC John Mw~' - Extended werll lJt day with mphG.. firing "d\luquu alch G..I Ra.ht •- • • • •- • •- • •- • •- •- •- •- -• •- •- • -. •- •- •- •- •- • facu1t.y "'."'..... ,...-1 coI_ i •••,.,.··'·······'•• 10 3 credits or aJdit 101\\ 6 ·8 20p •'0 prerequ' te Jure 13 . July rr Instrudor' ProI RhodII Tht. cour., fOC'JjMI 011 /iw JUm.. CIIId. detectfw mystery IlOwl.I and r1" Agatha Chrittf •. FUm ~ ... : t'o\ __ , June 22 Ten Little IDdIa June 29 \liltne:ss for I'" "'-"U July 6 Dealb 00.... iJe July 13 .lurder id Juh rr •lurder CIIl Ihe 0 t Ex~..... TIl; public U in_lD dtb f • /II'" rio, to UW.ParJt.stdl' &It th, L'tUcwtCInema r 11,.,.. I" - •- • • •- •- •- •- •- •- • •- •- • • - • - - - • 6 Thursday, May 12, 1983 RANGER - Comingthis sum~~r to a by TOllYRog.... Cbeecb and Chong are l~~mg s .;my listen ~~~~~~:~-;~~';1~~ to s~ many sixties Foceign Film Series and I ~~ FeatlU'< Edllor out with 'StilISmokin': It ....... a~ "i'.l:es before you get tired of it, encourage students ~ buy ti ::'" My last artIcle for the Ra~ if it contams some concer 0 I think New Wave, for the There a.re gomg to be -- thia y... r What a relief Only material, am IS probably worth ~t part, has brought change cellent films in next Yea~:' kidding. Anyway, u's lime once three bucks. I think) of. 00 innovation to what we hear on Contact Dr. Norman Cloutier.· aga", for thai tradlliooal Ra~ Another comedY ood( is 'Trading ~e airwaves. Oh, there are some the Economics Division far ~ wrap' up f... ture. tbo summer fenng thai I"'*" g At d and truly bogus NW bands, of course, mfo. -. :::;:e :;:;'";0= I~~t s~ Places,' stambyngor::.s a{(i know but Ihere is some interesting and I've. had a great time here II Eddie Murp . I?) listenahle material as well. The Parkside, and I have _.n.. anady out, and ..iIIprobably run aboul II (hey, :dha~~ :an ~~ New Wave invasion of America en!oyed working 011 the'~ in~lSu:ey~a~e;;,ething w icked buuanlAkh,::yd":'on their~"';' and has taken less than two years. This paper has a rUle ~ ~ us y an ood 'as a humans workmg 011 it and I ... 1lU .....ay Comes' IS one d the should be alleast as g Movies have gotten much encourage anyone aIPar"'I'de~ belter films they've relea sed in team Ra the staff f .. rent year Based on the 'P";'k 's n _ The Next Day' better. When Igtarted cn "!ler, JOlD or next y . Bradbury novel, il stars Jason THE SEQUEL to 'The Empire will a~ be out this summer. a rash of slasher - killer flicks paper. We need writers, Robardo 'Doclor Detroit' stars Strikes Back' . 'The Return of Gosh. Dan Akroyd an alf - tbo - wall the Jedi' . will hit the theaters I think AI Pacino will have a .. per hero in what looks to be I on May 25th. new 111m out this summer called worthwhile fa"", I haven't seen 'Scarface,' although I'm nol sure. 'VaUey Girl,' but il is supposed to Vader will be res<Jlved, as well as There is prohably some great, he belter than il sounds - in any the love triangle (kinky) between big film that I'm forgetting, bul c It ha music by Men AI Work Luke· Han· Leia. 'Jedi' has over with all the promo and hype thai and scroms al OIher groupo. nine· rondred (count 'ern) special the studios barf oul for summer looty p)tholl' 'Mearung al Life' effects, as compared 10 rour' Oicks, you'll know aboul them ma) run into the summer - see it hundred for 'Empire: I've seen soon enough. if )ou can It's very funn), trailer films ror this, and it looks Since this is my Iasl article as allhough incon I tent 'Flash· tOlaDy bitcrun'. r can't wait. Feature Edilor for Ranger, and I dance' WIll probably last through The oomber two summer film need to fill space, I'm going to the summer. as il i making big ..ill be 'Superman ill,' starring shool the bull for a few bud< from the teeny - hopper Chris Reeve, Margot Kidder, and paragraphs aboul, whalever. crowd I've heard it's trash, ""ith (believe it or not) Richard Pryor. Let's see, I've been doing this lotsa . kin 01 'The Hunger' Sounds mteresting. job for two years. There have been r lur David Bowie as a 'Blue Thunder,' starring Roy a 101 of changes in a 101 of things in ,amp"e, Wllh usan (Rocky SCheider as a big· cily cop wbo just this shocllime. For instance, Horror I randon as a co • star pilots a gnarly souped • up two years ago I had not heard SoundI pretly freaky helicopler, looks interesting, hardly any new wave music - Enoullh 01 this old stuff. On to allhoullh I am surprised Scheider horrid bands like Jamey and REO the now reI ..... s would sign r<i- whal looks to be Speedwagon were all you heard on 'Retum or the Jedi' will un- camp. Opens soon. the radio. New Wave, in facl, was doubtedly be the biggesl film al Jackie Gleason will star in associated with weird people who the summer It opens May 25th, 'Smokey is the Bandit m: Gimme stick pins in their cheeks and had and this reviewer predicts thai it a Iroak. pink mohawks. I can rememher will grooo al least $200 millioo by 'Jaws UI' and 'Amilyville' will when LPX burned New Wave the end 01 the summer. Wait am be oul in 3-D. Gimme another records on the air. .... The film IS the lasl in this br ... k. Now LPX is playing New Wave trilClg)o', and may be the last, 'Space Hunter" however. is a 3- music, not because they are a period. Reports are thai Lucas D sci. fi. clock thai looks in· terribly progressive station, but may not continue with the planned trlguing - the first 3-D feature to because il is popular. Everyone' rune (count'em) films. Inthis film be olfered by a major studio. II's listens to New Wave music, and I the confllcl between Luke and still probably trash, bul I'll wail see people all around Pa.rkside dressed in New Wave fashIons. nut. UJiU I tJl1nk thl~ b; tlad. Popular music in America needed ORCHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS SEPT. 1983APARTMENT RENTALS FROM $110 PER MONTH • 'SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES' will JlI'ObIIlI, continue into the summer. were entrenched in thea ters, and good films were few and far between. This year we seem to have an abundance al very good films, very good performances. The studios' infatuation with teeny· bopper fare has waned ... to some extent. Here at Parkside we have had any good concerts, plays and biinlls appear, and I hope this level of entertainment will be because if it is, we're in for a long, long summer. "Treasure of the Four Crowns" begins with a long, tedious rip-off of the opening to "Raiders of Ihe Lost Ark", in which our hero retrieves the key to the four crowns of the title. Actually, however, there are only three crowns, . the budget apparently haVIng been spent on throwing anything the filmmakers could think of al the viewer. Anyway, back 10 the slory. One of lhe tFour Crowns' is 3-D junk. by Rick Luehr This summer. 3·D movies are making a resurgence. There are many 3-D films in the making or in the planning stage, including "Spacehunter", billed as the first 3-D outer space movie in 20 years; "Jaws 3-D"; "Amityville 3-D"; and many more. A few weeks ago, the first of this year's 3-D of· ferings, "Treasure of the Four Crowns", was released. Recently I bad the honor (?) of seeing it, and boy, Ihope the first isn't the best, A row of Kenosha hometown houses A printed on a sturdy 50/50 poly/cotton T· shirt in assorted colors and sizes. 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May The Force Be With You! crowns is in the p:tSSeSSioo of tile museum director. who hired CD' hero to get the key. He tiel ... our bero to get the other "'" crowns from the most ucharismatic cult leader I've .... seen. Our hero leaves, sayi,. Ill. So, of course lhe next scene sboII him gelting together an expeditilll to get the crowns. Funny way III saying no, huh? He recruill • drunk and a father - daugbUr cirCus team. Of course, to complicale matters, old dad boa • heart condition thai no one, .... even his daughter knows obIIIl, and only has ahoul six IIIOIIIM to live. Of course, you know thall!Je old guy's gonna drop dead al II important moment. Tbis iJUlIlid band raids the cull's castle ad ill one of the longest, most tedi... "suspense" sequences I've ever seen, they attempt to get I!Je crOWDS. ., ''Treasure of the Four CIVVIIII is one of the most poorlywritl/!ll, poorly acled, derivative, '::: movies that I've ever f .j myself to sit through. The :'sttrI steals from films like "l\aJderS = the Lost Ark" t "The ~ Navarone", and eveD Tbt Exorcisl". The 3-Deffects "' .... mainly of the same arrow ~ al you several times, tbr~ magic of slow • mOOoo. to replay, people handiqj tbi,frocll the viewer, and other _ straighl out of SCTV's "3-DH ted of Beef". "Treasure" WBS.r:r~ ell by the same gang that Inflid "Camin' at Ya" on the AmeriCJII public lasl year. U anyUaIC' "Treasure" is worse, .- If you get the urlle topi'l" somelhing in 3-D,go watcha II"" go to a ball game, look ~~}_ Do anything, but don'totwtbe F.... money <Xl "Treasure CrowDS". $2 RANGER Thursday, May 12, 1913 7 Parkside's Activides Board Presents: S(;BEDULE Saturday, May 21 l;am .... )Jolleyball Tournament 11am•••. Food Service Availa~le Noon••••• Magic. Mime & MusIc 1 pm Softball Game 1 pm Family Bowling Tourney Rec Center S pm..... Doors to Tent Open 6 pm Music of to WALLY CLEAVER 12:30 am & CITIZEN KANE 11pm.... Mini.bus Shuttles Begin 1 am••••. Film: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3:30 am .. Last Mini-bus Shuttle Leaves SDDday,May 22 S pm ..... Door to Tent Open. Union Patio 6 pm Music of to JAVA & 12:30 am BOOZE BROTHERS REVUE 11 pm.... Mini -bus Shuttles Begin 1 am..... Fllm: "Caddyshack" Union Square 3: 30 am.. Last Mini- Bus Shuttle Leaves TIC (For events beginning at Spm each dIIy in the tenU Advance" Students! Alumni! Children (Ages 13-171•• Sot OQ. ..... $700 At Door: Students! Alumni! Children •...•. .15.00..... A Advance: Faculty! Stalf .s.s.00. ••••• .$9 00 Al Door" Faculty! St.lIft. $5.00. oN A "Advance" Guests $5.011 ••••• .5'900 'At Door, Guests.. •••••• A....... A Advance: Children (ages ~ 12) .... $2.()(). ..... Sot 00 At Door: Children (ages 6-12) ••• $2.50. ...... $5 00 Children 5 and under Ir Chilcl ..... 17 lind Yndlr musl be accompanied by a parent or guardian while all ding thll evenl • • PlNse note new A,,"' DOlex !luest ,'ckils must'" pur cha.ad In advance. sInce ll2!II .... 11b!"Icl ., II!!door. TIckets can be purcha ad at Un on Information Des 55).2:145 .tu......... DMil '4• . University of Wisconsin • Parkside May 21 • 22, 1983 -----q Thursday, May 12, 1983 • RANGER - I Dartman doubles out I New Music ;::::f~~=~rf~'~ The 'Final Cut' is the deepest market is filled with over viewed from the drivers seat of a "noise." Waters is still bitler bu qualified people who can't find by Jobn Kovalie car' and the same soldier stan- he has turned his hatred to' t work. However, there is always Pink Floyd dillli in the corner of a (foreign") structive ends. Religion war ~ room for a couple more people 'lbe Final CuI field as a child clutches a handful nationalism are all expl~ a. down at the beach and yoo don't ''The Final Cut" may or may of poppies. These them,:" r'7lU' devastati~ restraint. ' WIth even have tosland in line to fill oot not be Floyd'S last album throughout the album as It buIlds Yet there are no cuts about an application to be a beach bum. together. Somehow, even and progresses, each song being Waler's old favorite, insanity.1Iaa The pay isn't so great, but the weighi~ quotations to the conworking conditions are fantastic. trary, Idoubt it. Gilmoor, Mason Mter a hard afternoon on the and Waters are back, even though beach, what lastes better than a all the tracks on the record were JOOnsonville Brat and a glass of written by the latter. As Rolling Old Style? Be Wisconsin, buy Slone SO astutely notes, it could Wisconsin is what I always say. almost be a ~er Waters solo How do yoo spend those hot albUm. Apart from the tiny fact August evenings? I like to go to that it has the unmistakable Floyd County Stadium and watch Robin, "edge" that defines their music so Paul am Gorman ruin some ace well. Unfortunately, in a maudlin pitcbers earned run avera ge, fit, Rolling Slone (that pantheon of Yeah, it is going to be another artistic mediocrity and tripe) roogh summer for me, but Ithink messianicaDy pronounced ''The I can deal with it. , Final Cut" as the best Pink Floyd As an alleged: friend of mine, album ever. I've got news for you, Jeff Wicks. once said, on several guys. There "'as another album occasions, "it has been real and it Floyd released in 1973. Perhaps has been fun, but it has not been yoo'lI remember it if I teD you ... real run." For all the returning ? students next semester, have a But "Cut" is indeed a fine healthy, happy, and safe summer. album. Waters has settled down For aD those lucky graduates, since ''The Wall," and perhaps he good luck in the job market. To the found an outlet for some or his hard working secretaries in the frustrations in the movie. For Student Life Office, thanks ror aD "Cut" is moving, tragic and yoor help. Yoo make paperwork beautiful. True beauty is enjoyable ... weU almost en- something I felt "Tbe Wall" joyable .. well less painful. To lacked. the PSGA, don't take the first part ''The Final Cut" contains a of this article serious well at mixture or tracks written for tbe least not too serious O.K. so I movie and new material focusing meant every word, so what. see 00 the Falklands War, the new you next faD. Til then, take care. depression and the "alcohol soft middle age" the group finds themselves in. Ten years have slipped by since the release of "Time," but Roger Waters has finally caught up with the sun again. "The Post War Dream" opens the album, and the question is plaintively posed: "Maggie (Thatcher) what have we done to England?" The album's cover has four photographs: a soldier with a knife in his back, standing in a poppy field; a Japanese steelworker; an atomic explosion by Nick 'lbome This, being the rina! issue of the semester, is the best lime to write an article for the RaJller. That way. if any of the readers become alUlOyed by what I write, they can't write an,ytbing nasty ahoot me until next semesters paper com.. oot. Heck, by that time they will probably forget Why they were licked off in the first place. I hope. Hey, if John "The Big One" Kovalic would have realized this, he coold have saved himseJf a lot of problems. Iwas going to write ahoot aD the great things the Student Government did Ior everyone this year, but I just cooldn't remember anything they did I was shocked to find oot that the PSGA actually held a meeti"ll ~JlI daylight hoor on May 9th at 1:30 p.m, I asked Terry Tunks, In disbelief, "How can this be?" Terry informed me that they only met to appro"e the minutes and then call ror adjoernment. Thanks anyway, to aD the senators and committee members. for the Job yoo have dme this year. whatever it was. Fint come the finals and then com.. the End. But didn't yoo ever wonder, what comes alter the End' For some, summer school will rill the void between now and the raD For others, it is hack to ye olde ramily homestead. 1m) If wdl be getling back to the five B' : The Brew..... Bratwurst, Bee r , Beach. and Beautiful Women in Bikinis. I mean, really he indeed tom down the waD to finally show his true self? OneC8Jl only hope, and wait ror rulure offerings. Even though "The Final Cut" may not surpass "Dark Side" in sheer artistic merit, it comes damn close. Don't expect the crashing guitars and primal screams of "The WaD." Then tb< tiger broke free. Now the man comes forth. Tbe album is dedicated to tb< memory of Eric Fletcher Walen, who died in Italy at the Anzi. beachhead. It is a fitting bibute and the underlying sadness can be felt in every song. The imagery is rich and at times painful, endilW after the screaming "Not Now John" in "Two Suns in the Sunset," voicing Waters' premonitioo of the holocaust to come. The final live lines probably sum up the philosophy or ''The Final Cut." Pink Floyd leaves us, perha ps for the last time, with these words: •'Finally I understarxl, the feelings of the rew Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend We were all equal in the end." Four and a half out or five. linked. "Possible Pasts, tt "Paranoid Eyes" and "Not Now John" are some of the better tracks on the album, even if the released version of "John" has some liberal substitutions in the name of censorship. (You reaDy didn't think Waters would sing "stuff all that," now did you?) Arguably, the classic cuts are "The Fletcher Memorial Home" for incurable tyrants and kings, and "The Final Cut, to which approaches the majesty of "Comfortably Numb." Even if no single song is really as great as "Comfortably," I believe the album as a whole surpasses •'The Wall." Waters has finally set targets in his mind, and Gilmour and Mason play as well as ever. The result is amazing - "The Final Cut" gets hetter with repeated listenings .• lA warning to anyone still in command of their possible future to take care." Running through the tracks are references to "The Wall," "Wish You Were Here" and the superlative "Dark Side of the Moon." As per normal Floyd album, you need to listen very carefully to the background ~LEADER~ Downtown/Kenosha Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear It <01bt ~lUttt~ltnpp .. 11M P ... FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANOY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLO THE OLD FASHIONED WAY CLOSEOUT SALE 50% OFF ALL IIEMS -=- ,.-~- e-. ---..,.,., _..... ~ -"_~"!II.H~ .. • '_ ............ _.~._ --....---olIlXI5' __ ... 01'\,1,,1lf4l ... "'lU.llII'~I.""~ ~ .. - ------------- .:;:..~ OPENS filMY, MAY 13MA THEAJRE NEAR YOU. . Loc.leclln the Union &'r .. r Dir.ctly Across from Ih. Info. Ctr. iSS 9 RANGER Thursday,~y 12, 1913 ..."......~or~~, ~~~.!!~red at marathon shattered by 10 minutes the old vironmentalists, Inc. ~Ieled his run III 3:21: 17 Marathon in l1Ils diVisim ...." Bill ,..,ocd for the Old Style Bald Another division record was t' g home the trophy and set- Lofthus of Madison ..,th • It or Eagle Marathon last Saturday broken by Rich Purdy of mIDg,a new.cour.;e record for his 4:15:08. - "ocning. McBride compleled the Stillwater, MN., with a time of Men s ~lSlon, ages 46 and over. The trophy winner in the 25 and grueling~ ~lle c?urse In 2:45:08, 2:58:27 winning the trophy for the ~~ ha ran the race Inspite of a under division was Micha~1 ",sily wmmng his 26 - 35 age 36-45age men's division. Second in ~arath rns:u::f.~ter lhe race, Starandl,!ilindoro with a fUlish men's division. Second ~n this this division was David Bange ci was u: s t this ~~rse time d 3:41:24 diVisionwas Donald GIlle of La Crosse wilh a time of 3'09'40 tboo second most difficult The hilly, lotm race _ men' Wausau,Wisconsin :with a time of . Don Marathon of Cresco, iA tied :~:n. Gnlbe has ron ac:ross the di\risio~. was. woo by AI Flesch of 2'58:26. The 26 mile and 10km the world's record of completing Carolina y one race, In North Platteville WIth a time of 36:04 ~ce were sponsored by Old Style 52 marathons in 52 weeks when he Com' g , was more dlfftcult. Flesch was lIOl able to break the ;:;"======:::==:==::====.:~===~=:~==,,,,~~~:;;;:~m~=I~n~~s~e~c~on~d~~be~h~,~n:d record of 32:46 which he had set Golden Rondelle features ~.::rMa=i;": ~a: Winning the lOkm race • women's divisioo . v.:as Susan Theisen of Dubuque. lA with a time of 49:32. Kim Schleicher of HaIlOVef'. IL came in second With a time of 55:47 CornellAstronomer Is there life on other planets or are we alone in the universe? Dr. f'rank Drake, Cornell University astronomerand father of S.E.T.I. ,Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence)will discuss his eflorts to find evidence of exlraterrestriallife, on Wednesday, lIay 25, at the Golden Rondelle Theater in Racine. The program rin begin at 7:30 p. m. Dr. Drake, an expert in radioastronom ical technology, <ooduded the firsl organized !lf3rch for extraterrestrial intelligentradio signals, known as PROJECTOZMA, in 1960.He has Iinee served as Chief of the Lunar and Planetary Sciences section of Ibe Jet Propulsion Laboralory of lbe California Institute of Technology;Associale Director of Ibe Cenler for Radiophysics and Space Research at Cornell University i Director of the Arecibo Observa tory in Arecibo, Puerto Rico; and, Director of the National Astronomy and Ionosphere Center. In addition, SmaII Busi ness Workshop "How to Work (Successfully) withYour Accounlanl" will be the IIbjeclof a program at Parkside from9 a.m. 10 noon on Tuesday, llay 17in Union 207. ClI6tof Ihe program, which will address topics including understaooingthe accountant's role lDSmall business, how to improve lllsiness relationships with actWntants and how accountants can serve as "trouble shooters," • 15.which includes the cost of hand • out materials and refresh· ... nts. hstructor will be Robert R. DaVidson, an associate professor Ii buSiness and area business agentfor University of Wisconsin - Extension. Davidson, a financial IIlanagemenlspecialist who holds Dlastersdegrees in finance and tQsiness administration, teaches and counsels small business PI'oprietors in Milwaukee, Racine andKenosha. He has six years of business :~gement experience in small f'IL~mess in Milwaukee and ","cago. Cornplete registration material <an be obtained by wri ling: . University Extension UW - ~kside, Tallent Hall,' Box No. ...... Kenosha, WI 53141, or by <:aUmgGlenn Bozan coordinator Ii Business Outrea~h at UW - Parkside, 553-2047or 553-2189. The program is sponsored by ~ Small Business Development ~ter, Ihe Departmenl of lness am Management, and !he Cooperative Exlension Ser- ~at UW - Parkside and by the ·-.::n(~ha • Racine Extension. Senior Art Show An OIJeningfor the Senior Art ~ will be held at The Parkside fromGallery on Monday, May 16 ~ 7· 9 p.m. Participants in the llet are Dorothy Bark, William ~ Ill, Frank Mandli, Bermce ~pe, and Chris Simson. Dr. Drake has remained active in teaching and has been the Goldwin Smith Professor of Astronomy at Cornell since 1976. Dr. Drake's presentation "Searching for Other W<rlds i~ Space," is part of the Discovery Series sponsored by the Cornell C~ub of Wisconsin. This year's Discovery program will also in· c1ude a screening of uCornell," a film highlighting Ihe Cornell University campus, its programs and people. Handicapped Awareness Week (May 15-22), Helen Keller's story Will he retold when "The Miracle Worker" is shown at the Golden Rondelle Thealer on Thursday, May 19 at 7:00 p.m. This 1962film tells the gripping story of Annie Sullivan's struggle 10teach the 7 - year - old Helen to communica te with a world she could neither see nor hear. Together they triumphed over incredible oods. Anne Bancroft won the Best Actress Oscar for her role as the dedica ted Miss Sullivan and Patiy Duke won the Best Supporling Aclress Oscar as the raging and desperalely isolated Helen. Scholarship available GIll lotah", .1 200 ID hoi a.. p fundo al 11 Park Ide were Uc.plecI It Fndoy by !be em &o.rd of~. IS HiJcIa G ...... >quI.1. 10 K emenal Sd~l'IhIp fund Glf 10 Par d Genenl SchoIarahip Fund rarne from TomIJIl_ PIzza arp dord. II H LIddicoat K "00 Robert and All.,. a DuncIee. III aDd Ih..., by \'8 _ daIMn " ... - 01daIMn P a loW of S1S 10 UlIo P ,~r;de;;'~;-:: DIVIS m Fa ... 1t .~ p aad a~lof lothe nJa SdloIarslu p 10 musI. Coming Events MOVIE 'For Yt/AJItEyts Only PC; Ci...,...,. MOVIE 'For Your EYftOnl,. fOG ~,.",,-,.I. COURSE VK4I100ftPhDtoof"aptr,- .11 0"' a Sponsored by UW e,. ..... on The Miracle Worker Left blind, deaf and mute by an early childhood illness, Helen Keller battled 10 overcome her handicaps and her struggle stands as a tribute to the power of love, patience and determination. With the understanding guidance and "tough" love of Annie Sullivan, her "miracle worker," Helen became one of this century's great American figures and an outstanding spokeswoman for all handicapped people. In recognition of National Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle al 631-2154 Monday Ihrough Friday (TTY1552-9656). This fiim will be inlerpreled for the hearing . impaired, There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle TheatB" is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed fo you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attach a self - addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256 PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT JOB OPENINGS AREAS: UNION SQUARE BAR RECREATION CENTER SWEETSHOPPE SPECIAL EVENTS ALL POSITIONS ARE AVAILABLE FALL SEMESTER. JOBS BEGIN AT $3.35/HR. APPLICATIONS ARE AVAILABLE IN RM. 209 OF PARKSIDE UNION. IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING POSITION: HOURS: STUDENT MANAGER EVENINGS & WEEKENDS APP. 20 HR.lWEEK COORDINATE EVENING & WEEKEND OPERATION OF PARKSIDE UNION $3.75/HR. STARTING RESPONSIBILITY: WAGE: APPLICATIONSS CALROESE ~~~~h~: ::,:.T ~F APPLICATION PARKSIDE UNION. ... T.ewIa., ..... ,. 17 WORKSHOP t400Jrt 'O'WQrIl weaw\lftyW Y.." ~ '2OC 101'" de'l'a s I.,IY ." .... CAfl • .. WATCH FOR LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ON WEEKENDS f't"'" Ma.,. 'WORKSHOP Howto9QtoWOr.o;W GoWlgc: ... tot del ... IS Spoo'aored bY UN E • ...-slon WORKSHOP 'a'un' Pnofo9raQtly at' PAll __ T.a tot~f on. Spclnil:lf'Wd Dr UW' Ex ........ "ALm AI aHlSI P. IS 10 Thursday. May 12. 1983 RANGER ~Shots SPOrts year in Review awto spring and baseball. The Brewers are getting off to a slow start as are some IX the players. G<r~an Thomas has only two home runs and is batling under .200. But this won't last for long. The Parkside baseball team is having a rough year, al5!'. • I In the obituary column IS Bear Bryant, he died last fall, just one month after retiring as coach of Alabama. Sports Shots Spots: Well, Billy Martin did it again. He got hit With a three - game suspension and a fine for kicking dirt on an umpire last week. Some things never change ... The Chicago Cubs won a game last week, prompting speculation that they might begin making a run at the N.L. East tille; however, they lost the next day ... Well. that's all I can think d now. See you next year (maybe). Welcome to the last sports oeclton of the 1982-83 school year; more specifically, welcome to the last Sports Shots 01 the year. As is typical with us sports columnists, we are alm .. t obligated to do a run - down of the past year's ....,nts In the world of sports, both nationaDy and locally. I am no esceplion. So. without lurther adieu, the YEAR I SPORTS!!! A htlle dcser to home, the Parllslde soccer team had a lant. tic year. Their regular aOOD record was 17-2-2, and broke 17 school records. They were ranked In the top 10In NCAA DtVialCID II, the NAJA. and they quahfied for the AlA post season tournament. They were one game away from goong to the National Championship The Women's CrOlSS Country Team wa also successful, placing ~th In the NCAA Divisioo II Aerobic Class Parllslde will he oflering two eight week modular courses this ccrnil"li fall in Aerobic exercise. The modulars, worth one credit e ch. ",II be taught by Mary Jane rreoo who is "super as far as enlhusium. mobvabon. cariDI. t... gIuJea. and Imowledge are .-emod, .. according to past students The co - ed classes will meet n..rsdays Irom 5-6:40 p.m. with no prerequisite requirements. Men's Tennis by Carr. Cariello Mooday, April 25, the Rangers took on Carthage College in an away meet. The Rangers won 7-2. Tuesday. April 26, the Rangers Nationals, and placing 8th of 25 teams in the NAJA Nationals beld here at Parkside. Winter of '82 brought us basketbaD; the Rangers and the Bucks. Parkside's new coach, Rees Johnson, had begun the new season with a bunch of unknown players, due to the defection of most of last year's team. The team had a rough time for the first half of the season, due to injuries and ineligibility. Then, in the first two months of '83, the Rangers caught fire and won their last eight regular season games and the first two games of the District 14 tournament. Then, at Stevens Point. the Ranger bubble burst. They came back to Parkside disappointed, but not as losers. They held their heads high, and are looking forward to next year. SPORT NEWS took 00 Lake County College. The Rangers won 7·2. All single matches were won. Mike Brinen (who usually plays only doubles) also defeated his opponent in a single match. Wednesday. April 27, the Rangers took 00 carroll College. The r1D81 score was 7-2, Ranger favor. AU single matches were woo but only one d... ble match . was won. TbJrsday, April 28, the Rangers beat Lake Forest College. The final score was 5-4. Friday, April 29, the Rangers look 00 Concordia College. The final score was 12-0, Ranger favor. AU single and double matches were won. Mike Brien played a single match and Reuben Montoya also played in single and double matcbes. Monday. May 2, the Rangers look on Northeastern illinois. The final score was 7-2 giving the Rangers another victory. Wednesday, May 4, the Rangers look 00 Lake County College. Rangers lost 0-9. Thus completes the Ranger Tennis team season. Their seasonal record stands at 15-18.Congratulations on a fine season, - Day With The Brew-crew by Maureen Burke during batting praclice. We w.... and Carra Cariello allowed to ask questioos so long we didn't say any of the guys w as our fav~ite players, and we di~ hug (or Jump on) them. Also t couldn't ask for autogr.p~e Fortunately for lIS lawly ~ writers, we have the bravery of bull. We approached Edgar YOl~ better known as Ned Y08t W' asked what he liked best ~~ playing for the Brewers. Hisrepl was tha t he likes the players ~ best. Of course, once we got OUr bravery up to fuD force, Wew.... dragged off the field and told to indulge our energies in eating We had the famous "BasebaU Buffet," which consisted of hot dogs, brats, potato salad, bea .. and vegetables. After filting OUr stomachs and flirting With the sports writers from the other colleges, we headed onward to the field to witness the Brewers take on the White Sox. The Brew.... beat the Sox 4-3. Ben Oglivie hit the winning home run, Then we were homeward bound. All we have to say is that the highway is the best place to pick up guys. Even when you aren't allowed to open the windows due 00 exhaust smoke. Here we are, the two lowly outcasts who write Sports for the Barger ready to tell you about our adv~nbJres with the Brewers. (Some of our adventures can't be printed, but we'll tell what we cant ) It'was the Annual State College Media Day at County Stadium on April 26. We Ranger Sportswnters gathered along with other college Journalists to listen t~ ~lve speakers who gave us the insight on Sports Media involving the Brewers. The first speaker was Dick Hackelt - Vice President of Marketing. After Mr. Hackett, we heard from Tom Skibosh (Director of Publicity), Bill Haig (Vice President of Baseball Operations), Mike Hogan (Brewer TV Announcer), Tom Flaherty (Milwaukee Journal Baseball Writer) ahd Mario ZHno (Asst. Director of Publicity). Each of them provided an interesting presention of what their jobs involve, what it took to get there and wha t they enjoyed about it. Afler the presenta lions we were allowed to go out on the field Women's Softball The Womens Softball Team won against UW·Superior in the District 14 playoffs. The first game's score was 4-0. The best balling average of the day went to Janet Broeren (2 for 4) and Cindy Ruffert (j for 2). "J hate to single out players because everyone does a fine job," commented Coach Linda Draft. The second game of the best of three series also went to the Rangers, 9-4. Lea Hammen (2 for 4) had a double that drove in 2 runs. Hammen moved. into the leading batter position because Laura Laurenzi tore some ligaments in her thumb in a recent game. Laurenzi had surgery on Monday. The team left today to play against Winona State University in the Bidistriet Championships. "If records say anything we are the more experienced team on the The Parkside Union DINING ROOM: COfFEE SHOPPE: UNION SQ. GRill: UNION SQ. BAR: REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE: FINALS WEEK REGULAR HOURS THRUMAY19 CLOSEDMAY20 UNT1LJUNE20 REGULAR HOURS CLOSED REGULAR HOURS • REGULAR HOURS MON. THRU FRI. 1-5 P. M. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY REGULAR HOURS ..... ~. - SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED REGULAR HOURS CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a. m. - 1:30 p. m. CLOSED CLOSED lla.m.-S:3Op.m. MON. THRU THURS. lla_m.-2p.m. FRIDAYS 6p.m.-l0p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT_ &SUN. CLOSED field (Winona is 10-7and Parkside is 31-8.) But whenever we get into a tournament sitw..tion, we tno. we are going 00 have to work to win," said Draft. If the team wins this weekend they then advance to Nationals for the third year in a row. Varsity Classes As many athletes discovono! when they went to register for lao classes varsity field eXperienceII not heing offered. According to Assistant Athletic Director Linda Draft because of an NAJA rule athletes can only get one creditfor participation. Instead 01 offelin& the class for all four years of aD athlete's eligibility and then determine when they could get credit, the department decided to drop the classes altogether. Women's Track The Womens Track team participated in an unusual meet this past weekend. The meet was an open meet held at Ul-Chieage where the participants were the womens team, the Chicago Men', Track team, Parkside's racewalkers and a few unattached runners. Sue Meyer qualified for the NAJA Nationals in the 10,IlOO meter run. Her time was 39:05. Jane Roscykowski recorded • personal best in the IlOO meter ruo. Her time was 2:26. Coach Mike DeWill woo the 10,000 incter in 45:03. Mark Manning finished in 46:50.6 and Dave Larwence followed closely in 46:52. Ron Condon and Tim Houden finished in 52:03and 52:06 respectively. Former Parkside walker Mike Rumhe1hart finished in 50:22. Men's Baseball by Maureen Burke . Carroll College is probably sorry tha t they ever had to play the Rangers. Parkside beat them liHl. Then on Thursday, May5,the team played Concordia in the WICA Playoffs. The Ra~ers andre rated number 1 in the playoffs. trounced Concordia 10-0 in a 7 inning game. Thanks! I would like 00 lhaok the following people: Maureen Burtte, Scott Carmalte, carra caneDo, Carol Kortendick, Robb wehr, Dan Dowhower and La~ra Peterson for a fine job in cov~ Parkside sports this year. I w nd also like to thank the coaches a administration for answering questions and giving quotes : easily. A special thank Y'"' 01 Linda Draft for taking care aU intramurals. Good luck to teams next year. ;;a toMY GIRLS: Mamie & Kathy, I will miss rOll this summer. CRASH ..... 11: Congratulations on a beautIful Job! GoClclluck to all of you on 82-83 staff "I,. . 10: It'S only 698 nours until we take offl LOVE MOLLY I&,ANCHE: Hope to see you on the Softball FItld. POlly & Molly . fMAJfK5 TO Stlln ttle Man and Cecil B. wOld til pllrtlers! I Thank you to all of you who made the news. ANY SCOOTIE: The racoons and I are ready for ... tltl",,! xox H.Il. KATHY R.: Don't you know that stuff Is bad IOl" yOU?1 TOCHRISSIE: Have a nice summerl JOEY TOIEITH & PAT H.: Have a nice summer! JOEY . TOJANE: Have a great summer! JOEY TOMAROIE: Have a great summer! JOEY TO~~o-.: see you next fall, I'll miss you! BEWARE: It's only 3 months 'til DOJA'S return!! 'run-hide! II.O'EI FORliE S••• ER SEASON PUI ..... 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See ya ~I ,..... 1 ELLA: Keep up ft'te good work.. You ..... fantastic! ! IETH: Craw up 10 be- a$ nice Iovong.'" consider.~ as your mom ..d Y'OU' be • wondf!'rlul PHXln but then you .~ are. Take care of yourwtt. you rnotlCll' you. Karen y "'_''''''ft ....._- ..... Il.oYe m caes. Pat H. , -"'l>l(,~~ ~ ',-':;;j, • ~~ I PAT: k's good to have a great friend like youl Congratson the graduationl Ed ~~ "' STEVE: How's Joa Laurie? THE 80~' Tammy. Peggy and BOB: How was Clnd ? H Cindy. and What is)'Cin;W,,"pCindr? Who Is MATT y. ald,Na! FAN CHUCK: We're happy tnat ....._ happy and w .. '0C"f mother Is WATCH 0 IITh~to meet yOU! "K" UT PARKSIDE' or J pass glls on you. 'OK'" ee Cue. will ~~~~E:, Need some Pllpet'"'? Drop 601 DICE:~o~~a;.rleb·b~llInd Shellll? BOB $ u 'I. THE BOYS ';tIRER: Get a job! EX.PRES OMAR:Gotorit! . JILL: You never id , JEFF or you're 8 inches. BLONDIE plu$ TAMMY .. WINKING TIGER. sa.':'S STINKY equlIls AL: Break some mOl'"e!!! S&M&K N·;OSR~·A.: eewere of the V.S.P.S.P .• THE JOHN: I'm madly In lovewitt\ at the END. Love, BRUCE you . .Yoeetme J~:V::f~~s~:0~;;r;~~';U meee public YOJr JOHN: I'm lealous! BRUCE PAT HENSIAK: nas cllused m • rnerest u MIKE SR. 'I son nIght. MikE SR.; You're reet cute, 'Ill know thllt? Real cute. THANKS FOR helping stuff n stutters TANKS TUNKS '. 5PEC~AL thanxs te eveev one whO pushed (' me mto StUdent Activities. You know wh~ you lire! VALERIE TO WHOMEVER IT CONCERNS' The :;=~'s Track 'reem had 16memb~s thiS DAVE D., Mike S.. Chris W., Kathy K., Mike N., O.onna N., Jeff K., Amy B., Bill, Laurll, Karne, and esp. Jim J.: Thanksll million to all of you. I never would have made it home .. v.;~~YOU',God Bless your wheels. KATHY R. K ..HOW~ Kelly, Janet, Marcie, Jill, Laura, Chns: Tma, (have I forgot anV'?), and What s Her Name ... On yell, Debbie No wonder you were never In your office SIGNED, UNSIGNED. . 1It()()lrrMu.,.a 'IIIAlfTaD .... ---- - , ...;:;:..:=-"':':~ tnClftJtl; ,. m. "A"nD J....-- .. II' ..... F. FAMILY FUN ATTHE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER FAMILY BOWLING - PRIZES EVERYONE CAN WIN ALL AGES 50¢ A Game 3 for a Buck •• • * * FREE BUIAIIJ5 * *10' * 2 FOR 1 SOD * FOR PLUS (J FOR LANE OR TABlE RESERVATIONS CAU.: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WEU WORK YOU I 12 Thursday, May 12,1983 RANGER • PARTICIPATION IN WOMEN'S SPORTS has risen greatly In recent years. Women's Track (which had 16 members) and Women's softball are two examples: upper left: Janet Broenen heads for home; middle Jeft: a 31-8 record Isn'!all fun and games; lower left: just running around; center top: the he stays together (Spino, N'eyer and RoczykOWSkl). team that works toget Pfrlestlfer stays tough during a track workout; u~ center baHam: Linda the Intensity of a volleyball player who runs traCk right: laurie H~ ShoAAhaustakes the big swing. . also; lower right. Ann - GRAND OPENING! Royal Treat Sale! Sunday May 15. thru Friday. 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Rt.50 Kenosha, Wisconsin Kenosha, Wisconsin (Paddock Lake) salem, Wis. 414·694·1380 414-657-1340 414.843-2388 WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOU IRO •• CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 30, May 12, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Johnson teaching excellence award tenure the end uw-system board of regents vice-chancellor lorman ratner https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/dcd1c296121c1b9bab9e06ed33bf4185.pdf 0a17119af2829eb135ea9eb9524940fa Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student life faces reorganization Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ^University of Wisconsin - P arkside Student Life faces reorganization Injunction prevents full enforcement of "Act" by Jeff Wicks Students applying for Federal financial aid for college will not be required to provide information anymore as to their compliance with Selective Service registration requirements, according to Jan Ocker, Director of the Financial Aids office. Ocker received word last week in a letter from the U.S. Department of Education, stating that students would not be required to provide information concerning Selective Service registration status. The letter came after the U.S. District Court for the District of Minnesota has issued a pre lim inar y injunctio n prohibiting the Department of Education and the Selective Service System from enforcing section 1113 of the Department of Defense Authorization Act for 1983. The Act states that with the 1983-84 award year, any student who is required to register for the draft and who fails to do so is ineligible for student financial aid under Title IV of the Higher Education Act of 1965. If you are applying for Federal financial aid (Pell Grant, Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grant, College Work - Study, National Direct Student Loan, Guaranteed Student / PLUS Loan, and State Student Incentive Grant Programs), until further notice you are not required, as a condition for receipt of such aid, to provide information as to your compliance with Selective Service registration requirements. This means that you need not complete the portion of the "Statement of Educational Purpose / Registration Compliance" in the "1983-84 Student Aid Report" which inquires as to your Selective Service •••••• registration status. In addition, you need not provide such information (Mi any other form which asks about your Selective Service registration status as a condition for receipt of Federal aid. Depending on the outcome of a court case, however, you may be required to provide information concerning your Selective Service registration status at a later date. Should such a requirement take effect, your receipt of Federal financial aid could be delayed if you have not, by that time, provided information as to your registration status. For this reason, you are encouraged to provide this information voluntarily now. Depending on the outcome of the court case, however, students may be required to provide information concerning their Selective Service status in what is called a "Statement of Educational Purpose / Registration Compliance" at a later date. Should the injunction be revoked, however, possible delay later of a student's receipt of Title IV financial aid could occur, so.the student can voluntarily supply the Statement of Registration Compliance this year. The injunction prevents the Act from being enforced, so students are not required to provide any information which asks for Selective Service status as a condition for receipt of financial aid. Financial aid under Title IV includes the Pell Grant, Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grant, College Work - Study, National Direct Student Loan, Guaranteed Student / PLUS Loan, and State Student Incentive Grant Programs. Counting that pniiRTH ANNUAL Students Awards Banquet had about * M!«+c in attendance. Student Organizations selected two tefs frl wmn their organizations for Distinguished ic A „«h Q and Luis Vallde uli was given the campus - ®. Awar^, and LUIS AWARD OTHER AWARD WJN. RANGER - Andy Buchanan and Pat Hensiak; PSGA - are: RANGER Anay ^ Va||dejulj/ PAB . Chrjs ne , BuenM u Npkon and Jim Reeves, PEER SUPPORT - imelev, Neil ana and SOC - Carla Thomas, Mulligan and chroeder. The Presidents Award was rie Olson and Dave S Advlsor 0f the Year was given to i to Terry Tunks, andthe^Adv.s ^ rjght/ rQW one# Terry ilyn Bugenhagen. Pitfurea ^ paf Hensjak/ Rat :ker, Dave "Schroeder. by Bob Kiesling News Editor The Office of Student Life is being reorganized to bring it in line with other UW-System campuses and to make the accountability of some organizations normally a part of Student Life clearer, Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle said. The reorganization will make the Union administration directly responsible to Stoffle, and move services like the Child Care Center and the Student Health Office to Community Student Services. The position of dean of student life will be frozen after the contract of the current dean, Dave Pedersen, expires. The freeze and the Union reorganization will be in effect for a one - year "interim period," Stoffle said. The move of the Child Care Center and the Student Health Office are expected to be permanent changes. They will continue to be funded by SUFAC, however. Stoffle said the Student Activities Coordinator, Buddy Couvion, and the Director of the Union, Bill Heibuhr, will be taking on additional duties. "They're going to have to play more of a campus role," she said. "There are committees that the dean of student life has served on representing both and one or the other will have to take over that role." The Bookstore and Food Service will report to the Union during the interim period. and other state grants, loans and scholarships, about one in three Parkside students receive aid, which totals more than 1.7 million dollars. DAVE PEDERSEN Planning for next year is proceeding along the new lines of organization. "I've talked to some people (in the Union) and I've talked to some students and I'm waiting for student government to get a chance to think about it and give me some input," she said. "If they have some real problems with it, I'll have to stop and think about it and work it through." One of Pedersen's duties, student discipline, will be taken over by Jenny Price, Stoffle's administrative assistant. Price has a degree in law and held the position of judicial officer on a larger campus before coming to Parkside. "The responsibility is one which is appropriate with Jenny's background," Stoffle said. Pedersen will be taking a position as Dean of Student Affairs at Southern Connecticut University, a school with a population of 11,000 to 12,000 students, located in New Haven, CT. UTIC teaching fellowship granted Two Parkside assistant professors, Laura Gellott, history, and Michael Gurtman, psychology, have been named Lilly Post Doctoral Teaching Fellows through a grant received by the UW System Undergraduate Teaching Improvement Council (UTIC) from the Lilly Endowment, Inc., of Indianapolis. The fellowships, which were granted to 10 UW System faculty, are designed to provide professors early in their teaching careers released time from teaching assignments to explore and develop more effective teaching methods. Parkside Prof. Peter S. Hoff, English and humanities, will serve as project director for Lilly's UW System fellowship program. Hoff also is executive director of UTIC. The UW System is the second state university system nationwide to be awarded fellowships from the Lilly endowment program (Pennsylvania was the first). Gellott, who received her master's degree from Marquette University and her PhD from UWMadison, and Gurtman, who earned his master's and PhD degrees at the University of Connecticut at Storrs, joined Parkside last fall. Their fellowships total $7,440; a total of nearly $50,000 has been awarded to the UW System through the program. Both Gellott and Gurtman will work on projects this summer that will be the basis of new courses here next fall. Gellott, whose area of specialization is the study of authoritarian society in central Europe in the 1930's, will develop a multi - disciplinary approach to that topic through application of, among others, theories of psychology and economics. Gurtman will develop a "building blocks" approach to teaching theories of statistics to psychology majors by implementing innovative teaching methods such as computer - assisted instruction using bar graphs and by focusing on small group problem - solving. Gellott and Gurtman will attend UTIC's Faculty College in Marinette, Wis. this June and a two - week institute for teaching improvement in Madison this August as well as a number of seminars. Parkside Prof. Beecham Robinson, education, will be an instructor at the Madison institute. History professor Thomas C. Reeves and psychology professor Donald A. Walter will serve as summer project advisers to Gellott and Gurtman. When Gellott and Gurtman complete their projects, an additional $600 will be awarded to Parkside for teach ing impr ovem ent workshops. Scholarship day honors many Nearly 70 students received awards and honors during this year's Scholarship Day, held last Sunday. Sponsored by the Campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, the program included an address by professor of e ducation Teresa Peck, and music by the university's Chamber Singers, directed by music professor William Weinert. The event also included remarks by Parkside alumnus Rodger DeRose, marketing manager of over - the - counter products for Rondelle Laboratories, Inc., a subsidiary of S.C. Johnson & Son, Inc. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards. SCHOLARSHIPS « C. Tallent Scholarships of $400 each, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to Todd Laszewski (Mathematics / Applied Science), Caledonia; Joanne M. Myers (Business Management / Communication), Racine; and Kenneth Wilhelm (Psychology / Labor and Industrial Relations), Racine. The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of $400, fo r a student interested in ecology, went to Thomas Siewert (Music / Earth Science), Racine. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $300 e ach, which are named for the former University regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, were awarded to Marijean Merrick (Engineering Technology), Kenosha; and Diane Vaccareilo (Medical Technology / English), Kenosha. Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships of $250 each, named for UWParkside's founding chancellor, went to Mary Barranco (Communication / Labor and Industrial Relations), Racine; and Joseph Shea (Life Science), Racine. William W. Petrie Labor and Industrial Relations Scholarships of $250 went to Bonnie McDonnell, South Milwaukee; and Maria Veronico, Burlington. The Robert Bauer Scholarship of $200, to memorialize the UWParkside life science graduate who drowned last year in Hayward, Wis., went to Edward Randle, Kenosha. The Johnson Wax Award of $100 Continued On Page Eight 2 Thursday, May 5,1983 RANGER Letters to the editor Custodians receive support Dear Editor, I am writing this letter for my friends in the janitorial department who work for us, the students. I am concerned for our school and their jobs here. We are about to lose our janitors to the night shift. I know that most of the students here could care less about that, but I am concerned because this will affect us, the students who attend Parkside. There have been many comments, some of them published in the Ranger in the past, about how dirty our school is. This is doomed to be worse if the janitors go to night shift. It isn't just that the janitors won't do their jobs on nights, but is instead, that there won't be anyone here to do the job during the day. Many people don't realize how much the janitors do during the day. They are the ones that clean up the messes in the halls, empty the full trash cans during the day and try to keep our school as clean as possible. They are the ones that you go to when there is no soap in the restrooms or the paper towels run out. They are also the ones that you contact when you don't know who else to see about no lights in a classroom or when someone has spilt something and you want to have the mess cleaned up before it makes a bigger mess. I know that I have gone to the janitors several times each semester for minor things that needed to be done. I don't feel that it is fair for us, the students, to have to put up with full trash cans in the middle of the day, or ashtrays that are running over, no toilet paper in the bathrooms, or no resource person who can help us in a myriad of small problems. I believe that this proposed change should have been looked into more thoroughly before being done for the sake of the cleanliness of Parkside. The point of this letter is that we students deserve a clean school. This won't be possible if the janitors are on night shift. There won't be anyone here to keep it clean. The only people who will be able to seethe buildings clean will be those who have classes early in the mornings. The rest of the students will have to deal with mounting trash and accumulated dirt. We need to become concerned with the janitor's plight as it does effect us as students. Barbara Johnson Threat to overthrow To the Editor, Through your newspaper I wish to inform the students of this University of a very active group that is planning to overthrow part of our bureaucracy. Following is an explanation of the revolutionary ideas of our group. This group is adopting the name "N.P.S.G.A." (the Not Parkside Stu den t G o ver n m ent Association). Anyone may join our organization which is headed by both members and ex - members of the P.S.G.A., Inc. which are discontent with the current leadership of the Senate. The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. has forbid us from airing our differences in public so we, the N.P.S.G.A. members are revolting against bureaucratic censorship. Here's to you Mr. President — "Arriba, arriba the Revolution!" In the past P.S.G.A., Inc. has been known for "bending" the rules in the Constitution. For example, on the meeting of April 27, 1983, the Senate illegally appointed a new Assistant President Pro - Tempore. This decision was mostly due to the ignorance of the Senate about their own rules which their Vice - President neglected to clarify. While we're discussing fishy issues within the Senate, let's review Tammy Millager's termination from employment, or as the Senate called it "temporary suspension." Lack of communication at its best. But the Vice - President says it's all been legal. A likely story, Mr. Spoon, have you read your Constitution lately! Some reporters in Ranger and other sources of information claim that the students don't know who the President and Vice - President of their P.S.G.A., Inc. are. Well, those of us who belong to the N.P.S.G.A. are reminded every day who the people "in power" are. We are the oppressed !! Soon will come the time for a new era to begin. Fellow revolutionaries of Parkside, the coup d'etat will happen very soon. Be ready to march down to the Union Square (aka Red Square) and justice at once will soon return to this University. Remember that the coup d'etat is near and that you have been warned. So, when you least expect it . . . expect it. If you wish more information, our source of contact will be the Ranger. If you can't find us, one of our soldiers of revolution will find you. Just one more point, to the Executive Board of the P.S.G.A., Inc.: We can do this two ways — either you surrender peacefully or we will be forced to do it for you. The Angry Oppressed! More letters Reader argues To the Editors, The Ranger seems to have a double standard when it comes to an individual's freedom. The editor is appalled by government restriction of sexual freedom, but on the same page advocates restrictions of e conomic freedom. Apparently, in the Ranger's eyes, it is alright for the government to peer into one's bankbook, but not into one's bedroom. My letter's main issue of freedom in general is clearly related to Senator Hasten's important victory. Freedoms must come together as an inseparable group to have any real long lasting value. As a natural right they can't be doled out here and there by government. If freedoms can be denied singly by government we risk losing them all one by one. In the words of David Hume, "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." The Ranger is wrong in believing that we have the luxury of selecting which freedoms are important. The truth is that they all are important. It is an all or nothing situation in the long run. On the specific issue of the editorial I really can't understand the Ranger's reasons or logic in attacking Senator Hasten for opposing the withholding tax. The editorial's argument is full of holes and hard to believe in places. The tax is not new, but the method of collecting is. There is no evidence to suggest widespread "cheating" on paying what the government decides is owed. There is no reason to believe, either, that any more money will be taken in with this new law. Besides the government already gets the same information from the financial institutions. All they have to do is match this information with the tax return to determine compliance. Finally, the cost of this new law would be borne, as always, by the consumer in the form of higher loan interest rates, less service, and tighter restrictions on issuing loans. The costs far outweigh any benefits. The withholding issue concerns everyone's freedom. Attacking a minority makes it so much easier to eventually rob us all of our freedom. Whenever someone wants to make an issue popular all he has to do is say that it is against the "rich". I wish somebody would define "rich" for me and please tell me why it is so terrible. A premise of the Ranger's argument is that one's income is the government's first and the individual's second. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't people be "rewarded" by keeping what they've earned? It is a radical idea, but it just may prove to be popular. The term "unearned income" is misleading and even derogatory to those who have interest and dividend income. (Incidently, only an insignificant amount of my almost nonexistent income is from this source.) The government has a lot of gall to say that an individual did nothing to earn interest and dividends. One has to pay taxes over and over on the same money. Government taxation does nothing to encourage working, saving, and investing. Many of our problems are linked to our economy. These problems are too great to be solved by government. It's best to leave them to a more powerful and effective force, the free market. We will find that when our economic ills are cured in this manner we shall have relatively few problems. More important, we will still be free. I really don't believe the Ranger when they chide Senator Hasten for his "unheard of behavior" in the Senate. I'm sure that if a freshman senator spoke strongly against, say, U. S. intervention in Latin America, you would have praised him for his valiant stand against the established tradition. I also really doubt the statement about the Senate never being quite the same. I'm sure that it will recover. As for your allusion to Senator Joseph McCarthy, the two are quite the opposite. McCarthy's actions harmed the innocent and attempted to control people. Hasten's action helped people by letting them hold on to some economic freedom and stemming the tide of government control over more aspects of our lives. His stand does fit in with the larger scheme of things. When we have kept this one freedom we have helped to insure the rest. We should thank Senator Hasten for his uphill struggle. My specific feelings on the editorial bring me back to my issue of freedom in general and what we can do to preserve it. This nation was founded on the ideal of freedom for the individual. Our Founding Fathers recognized that any style of government oppresses the individual. Thomas Paine remarked, "Government, even its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one." Any government act infringes on the freedom of the individual. (Perhaps the advantage of democracy is that we get to choose our own oppressors.) A minimalist view of government was advocated and accepted to best protect the individual. We seem to be slipping away from our original ideals. It is not due to some outside force. By demanding more and more from government we are slowly losing control over our lives. By believing that government makes the best decisions for us and can solve all of our problems robs us of our individuality. In the process we shall surrender all our personal freedom and have it replaced by the dictates of some Big Brother. (Plato felt that of all forms of government democracy was the most prone to dictatorship.) We just can't continue to expect to receive government benefits and say that they are "free". In the long run the price is just too high to pay. The only limits to the oppression of government is the power with which the people show themselves capable of opposing it. Think about it. Sincerely, Arnold S. 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He won over three other candidates by a 281 vote margin. Last year he was re - elected in a tight election, winning by only 25 votes. Kreuser had many priorities when he took office. One was more student involvement in government. "One of my biggest emphases when I came in was to have students sit on faculty committees, because under the shared governance concept, under law we have rights as voting members on faculty committees, and it wasn't being done before I came into office," Kreuser said. During his administration, Jim states that all committee seats available to students were full, some of which he sat on himself. "There is an enormous amount of committees that exist that students can participate on, and probably more students should be made aware of it. But as long as they were full, I really didn't worry about it too much, just to make sure that people were reporting and the right things were being done," he said. While Kreuser was in office, two seats were made available to students on the Environmental Concerns committee, two on the Graduate Programming committee, one on Campus planning and in August, the president of PSGA will sit on the Faculty Senate as a non - voting member, but a member nontheless. "This is a big advance for the students because they can now have more input in matters that concern them," says Jim. "That's the crux of student government, to play an active role in all the institutional decision - making process that goes on in an institution." Kreuser also felt that he had to play a role outside of Parkside. He says that decisions in state and local government affect students more than many realize. "I think state issues are important because state legislators are more accessible and we have more influence," he said. "On the national level, we have one vote. In the state legislature, we have two senate votes and six representative votes that we can affect, just in this area." Kreuser sums up how he feels student government should work in three words: educate, agitate, and legislate. "This is how student government should work," he says. Educate by letting senators know who he has been talking to, and what's going on with administration and faculty. Agitate on campus and outside the campus when student issues arise. Legislate by passing resolutions against things that infringe on student rights. Some "tangible things" Kreuser points to as accomplishments while he was president is his work with the Union Pad, infant care, putting shelves in the bathrooms, and a great deal of time and effort in establishing the shared governance concept with Walter Feldt, Secretary of the Faculty. A special task force was set up of administrators, students and faculty to work out a way to get students involved with some of the decision - making under shared governance, signed into law under Governor Lucey. Also, Parkside played host to two United Council meetings for the first time. Kreuser credits much of what he has done this last year to his vice - president, Chuck Betz. Betz was the first V. P. to finish his term in five years, Kreuser said, "He's 10 times better than either V. P.'s I had last year. He did a lot of follow - up for me in the senate." When asked about criticism he received that he was inaccessible, he replied, "Why should I be sitting in the PSGA office waiting for students to come in - killing time - when I could be at a faculty meeting or studying?" "I don't think there was a note on my door or desk that I didn't answer. I seemed like I always had somewhere to go." Kreuser pointed out that if anything goes wrong with PSGA, the president seems to always get the blame. "Does the president have to answer to all the problems with PSGA? I think the Senators can answer many questions that come the president's way." What does he think about the future of PSGA? Get out of the book business (book exchange), and possibly hand it over to a student organization for a money - maker. Also, always keep student seats in committees full, keep fully aware of SUFAC reserves at u * A!" ES Rf P * ES , ENJ AT'YE demonstrates an Epson personal computer at the Computer Fair, held last Saturday in Main Place. On the corner of the table is an Epson 8K desktop computer, sitting on its carrying case. all times, and get to know faculty on committees better. And what about the current PSGA president and what advice does he give to him? "Phil is concerned, and I am glad someone from PSGA won. He has to develop his own style. If he can mobilize the Senators to work on issues and follow through, he'll have a great deal less to do and more time for the students." If you could run again and did in this last election, would you have won? "By 100 votes," Kreuser said. Political science internships The Public Service Internship Program (PSIP) at Parkside has summer and fall openings for students who wish to earn political science credits as interns in local, state or national government agencies. PSIP students get practical experience in working in political campaigns, helping with legal services for the poor, solving constituent problems for legislators, assisting local administrators in providing comMadison students reach dorm settlement The owners of a private dormitory have settled out - of - court with a group of Madison students, agreeing to reimburse, the students $50,000 in security deposits and to repay or replace meal tickets. The settlement ends one portion of the students' suit against former and current owners of Wisconsin Hall, a private facility. Students had been caught between a former manager who declared bankruptcy, former owners who refused to honor dorm contracts, but not their pre - paid meal tickets. Under terms of the settlement, Germantown Trust will compensate students with new meal tickets or pay for money spent on food, says attorney Tom Glowacki. The bank, and Wisconsin Hall's current manager, A1 Beauchaine, aren't admitting legal responsibility, says Glowacki, but don't want to victimize innocent students. The bank's action should help restore Wisconsin Hall's reputation, he says. (NOCR) munity services, working with planning agencies and assisting local court agencies. Students can earn from three to six academic credits as interns. In the past, PSIP interns have worked for Congressman Les Aspin, the city of Kenosha, the Racine Jail Alternatives Program, the Kenosha Police Department, the Racine Police Department, the Racine County Public Defender's Office, the Kenosha District Attorney's Office, the Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs and Development, the Racine County Juvenile Court, the Racine Clerk of Courts, the Kenosha County Juvenile Court and numerous other public and private agencies. Persons interested in enrolling in the PSIP program can pick up application forms in WLLC 344 or phone the university's office of Community Outreach at 553-2032. Extension workshops: cameras § edible plants The University Extension at Parkside is offering two workshops this month, one on gathering edible wild plants, and the other on vacation photography. The photography class, taught by Paul Flagg, will cover what equipment to consider taking, what films to take and how to care for them, camera technique, composition, and some measures to take if and when photographic disaster strikes. The class will be taught on Monday, May 16 and Monday, May 23 in Tallent Hall. Fee for the class is $7. The course on edible plants will show you how to use plants grown in the wild in hundreds of dishes. Easily recognized plants will be identified by Eugene Gasiorkiewicz, a Parkside professor of earth science. The course will meet on Thursday, May 12 and Thursday, May 19, and includes two Saturday field trips, on May 14 and 21. Correction Materials needed for the class include a field notebook, pocket knife, rucksack or plastic bags and a sauce pan for cooking. Fee for the class is $22. Registrations for both classes are being taken by the UW - Extension, phone 553-2312. ^•attention^H INTERESTED STUDENTS PSGA IS LOOKING FOR STUDENTS FOR SUFAC AND FACULTY COMMITTEES ALSO FOR THE POSITION OF PSGACHIEF JUSTICE Contact - Phil Pogreba in PSGA Office ***•*•••****•••******************** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PROFESSIONAL WORD PROCESSING • Ideal for Cover Letters and Resumes. # Call — BETTER LETTERS (312) 6620148 * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * i * * * * * * * •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••A HAY 21&22 4 Thursday, May 5,1983 RANGER THE ARMY ROTC 2-YEAR PROGRAM. UP TO $1,000 A YEAR PUIS A COMMISSION. If you passed up Army ROTC during your first two years of college, you can enroll in our 2-year proS am before you start your st two. Your training will start the summer after your sophomore year at a six-week Army ROTC Basic Camp. It'll pay off, too. You'll earn over $400 for attending Basic Camp and up to $1,000 a year for your last two years of college. But, more important, you'll be on your way to earning a commission in today's Army—which includes the Army Reserve and Army National Guard—while you're earning a college degree. ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUETTE UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 224-7195/7229 Astronomer to speak on planetary geology Dr. Peter H. Schultz of the Lunar and Planetary Institute in Houston, Texas will be speaking at Parkside on Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in GRNQ. 103 and Friday at 1 p.m. in Grq. 103. Dr. Schultz focuses his research on planetary surface processes, especially impact cratering. Schultz who took his doctorate from the University of Texas in astronomy with a strong background in geology is also a member of the Planetary Geology Speakers Bureau. The Planetary Geology Speakers Bureau is a national lecturer program sponsored by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration and coordinated by Arizona State University. Planetary geology is an interdisciplinary science which has been grown from infancy in less than two decades. Unlike traditional geologists who are concerned with the development of planet Earth, planetary geologists address questions about the origin and evolution of the solid surfaces of planets and their natural satellites and seek to place terrestrial and extraterrestrial geologic processes into a unified framework of knowledge. Planetary geologists view extraterrestrial environments as great geologic experiments running under conditions differing from those on Earth which must inevitably result in improvements to our understanding of natural terrestrial processes. The talks Thursday, entitled "Target Earth — Effects of Large Body Impacts", and Friday, entitl ed ''P lan eta ry Catastrophes", are co - sponsored by the Parkside Geology and Physics Programs and the Racine Geological Society. Everyone is welcome to attend either or both of the talks. •••••••••• UWPDT The Parkside Challenge has been postponed one week, because none of the other schools in the UW system have had enough nerve to register yet. As a result, we have begun a systematic assault on the other schools good names. We expect some sort of a response very shortly. The Parkside Challenge will take place, in the Union Recreation Center, on May 14. « The Dart Team is also having a fund raising drive. The let's buy a real Dart Board fund has $8 so far. Come on, folks. We have over 60 members. If you can't afford the price of a large beverage from the Union, you can't afford your tuition. Go up to the Student Life Office, Union 209, and give Marcy 75 cents. Help us save a sport that has been around over 400 years. In other words, cough up some change you bunch of cheap college - educated slime. The UWPDT is planning a trip to the Brewers game on May 27. CLUB EVENTS^********* Any interested members, or non members, are encouraged to attend the next Dart Team meeting Monday at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 126. We will be cooking Johns on ville Brats before the game. Good luck on your finals. DST Delta Sigma Theta, Inc. will be holding a rush party on Thursday, May 5 in Union 104, to open its membership to women at Parkside. Delta Sigma Theta is a national public service sorority, dedicated to the principles of community service and academic excellence. Chess The Chess Club would like to thank everyone who entered our Spring Tournament, and everyone who helped make it happen. If you didn't participate, you can show up at our meetings next week and we'll forgive you. The Chess Club is also looking for groupies, so just report to Union 207 fro m 6 to 10 p.m. on Tuesday or Moln D-133 between 1 and 4 p.m. on Wednesday. You won't have to stay four hours (it doesn't take long). Our next meeting's agenda: The Psychotherapy for Chess Disorders Committees will report on a new phobia — fear of entering chess tournaments; 4-D chess notation; and Applied Intimidation Theory. ET All persons in Applied science and engineering technology are encouraged to join "the" club. This will be an organizational meeting to review and revise the constitution, discuss a club name and finalize plans for a picnic that will be held May 21. The final meeting of this semester will be held on Wednesday, May 11 at l p.m. in Moln D-139. ISO The International Students Organization held their annual election last Friday, April 29. The following officers were elected: Ziad Musaitif was elected president, Depak as senior vice president, Riz Yray as junior vice president, Ed Francisco as secretary, Beejan Beheshti as treasurer and Patty as ISO's advertising officer. PSE PSE, the Marketing Club, would like to thank everyone that participated and helped with the Third Annual Loop 500. We wo uld also like to congratulate the winning teams: First place, Mike Vania, Sue Meyer, Don Matownski, Donna Driscoll; Second place, Riz Yray, Jose Yamat, Brenda, "Minge"; Third place, Ron Jake, Ted Miller, Chris Kunz. Geology Dr. Peter H. Schultz of the Lunar and Planetary Institute in Houston, Texas will be giving two talks next week which will be co - sponsored by the Parkside Geology and Physics Clubs and the Racine Geological Society. The first talk will be held Thursday, May 5 at 7:30 p. m. in Grq 103. The talk is titled "Target Earth Effects of Large - Body Impacts". The second talk, "Planetery Catastrophes," will be held Friday, May 6 at 1 p. m. in Grq 103. Write Ranger INTELLECTUAL SOFTWARE PRESENTS % ISM on the ****** by Jonathan D. Kantrowil J. D;, Harvard Law Schoo Comprehensive computer-assisted instruction, featuring automatic timing, scorin, branching, extensive analysis and documentation. Apple, IBM PC disks- $195.00 Queue, Inc. 5 Chapel Hill Drive Fairfield, CT 06432 1-800-232-2224 or (203)335-0908 Available exclusively from: RANGER Thursday, May 5,1983 5 Sound Diggings 'Hollywood Henry' brings back the blues 'Something Wicked' brings Bradbury novel to life by Napoleon Scarbrough If the names T-Bone Walker, Lead Belly, Lightning Hopkins and the recently - late Muddy Waters mean anything to you, then you are undoubtedly aware of an original American art form called the blues. I happened to catch a great veteran blues act last evening at the Racine Sheraton. Chester Henry Scarborough and company (The Good Bags) showed their American blues heritage by performing songs made famous by the immortals mentioned above. Chester Henry's blues guitar gave me a feeling of joy, sadness, despair and happiness, while his cousin Lonnie Williams' blues bass lines literally walked me across the dance floor. L.G. Gill's drum work was smooth and laid back, while keyboardist Jo Jo Hayes ran the gamut of riffs from Booker T. to Jimmy Smith. Roy Williams, the brother of Lonnie, crooned one blues standard after another. At times the silkiness of Sam Cooke floated across the room on tunes like "Love Me" and "What It Is," by Z.Z. Hill and Little Milton respectively, while at other times he displayed a raspyness in his voice on "Things I Used To Do" and "Blind, Cripple and Crazy," as well as other blues standards. All in all, the band showed their twenty year versatility of being together in the blue. Henry, as well as the other members of the band, migrated to Wind Ensemble to perform The Parkside Wind Ensemble, conducted by assistant professor of music Mark Eichner, will present its spring concert featuring a guest performance by adjunct dance professor Katherine Zavada at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 10 in the Comm Arts Theater. Admission to the concert, sponsored by the Fine Arts Division, is $1 for all students, Parkside staff and senior citizens and $2 for others. Proceeds will go to the university's Music Scholarship Fund. Zavada, who will perform in contemporary dance style to Warren Benson's "Solitary Dancer," has danced professionally as a member of several Milwaukee - based touring companies, including "Dancecircus," with which she performed for five years. In addition to teaching several dance forms at Parkside since 1977, Zavada teaches dance at UW-Milwaukee. The concert also will feature Ingolf Dahl's "Sinfonietta," a musical fabric of ban d sounds — a parade, a concert in the park and a serenade — woven into a symphonic context; "Symphony No. 3" by Vittorio Giannini, America's popular neo - romantic composer; and "Armenian Dances," by Alfred Reed, who draws heavily from the work of Gomidas Vartabed, the founder of Armenian classical music who collected over 4,000 Armenian folk songs. Eichner, who joined the Parkside music faculty last fall, conducts wind and brass ensembles in addition to teaching applied trumpet. He received his masters degree in music from the University of T exas - Austin and was director of instrumental music at the University of Science and Arts of Oklahoma before coming to UW-P. He has studied trumpet with Dr. J. Frank Elsass, Terry Cravens and Wayne Barrington at UW-Austin. Racine from their native Mississippi, bringing their musical heritage with them. Although they have never released a record, they have been successfully filling clubs in and around the Racine area as well as Chicago and Indiana. When asked about his views on the future of the blues, Henry replied, "If the young musicians don't reclaim their natural heritage and stop chasing after fads, the blues will slowly die out. We are at present a dying breed." Hollywood Henry and the Blues Bags will continue to play clubs, private engagements and hotels such as the Racine Sheraton mentioned above. They would also like to play a few college campuses to "enlighten the young people to a basic, original American art form." I, as well as the other guests at the hotel, certainly enjoyed this rare act of au thenticity and, even after the show was over, the chandeliers dimmed, and the amplifiers went hush, I could still see and hear blues as it dawned on me that I had uncovered yet another clue to the real music that I am looking for in my quest for sound digging. by Tony Rogers Feature Editor Ever since the Disney Studios started making PG films I have been waiting for a film of theirs that I would enjoy. I was disappointed by "The Black Hole," and bored by "Tron." So I was pleased to find that Disney's latest release, "Something Wicked This Way Comes," was, in fact, a pleasant surprise. Based on the 1962 novel by Ray Bradbury, the film takes place in the tiny Greentown, Illinois, in the early part of this century — supposedly, the time and place of Bradbury's childhood. The film stars Vidal Peterson and Shawn Carson as Will Halloway and Jim Nightshade, two boys that inhabit Greentown and first discover "Dark's Pandemonium Carnival,' as it roars into town one night on the carnival train. The boys are so eager to see the carnival, in fact, that they sneak into it the night before it opens, and find, to their horror, a mystereious myriad of fiendish beings, hellish rides and other oddities. They find, for example, a merry - go - round that goes backwards, and, as it does it turns back time for its riders, turning adults into children. By day the carnival is seemingly 'normal', bringing to LTO R: Vidal Peterson, Jason Robards and Shawn Carson in a scene from "Something Wicked This Way Comes." life the dreams of the inhabitants of Greentown. But Will and Jim know the truth, and when Mr. Dark discovers that they know he searches the town for them, using whatever evil, supernatural powers he has at his disposal. One of the most striking things about this film is its cinematography. Greentown is a Rockwellesque little place, from the revolving barber pole to the town saloon. The whole 'look' of the film is pure Americana, as are the film's characters. Vidal Peterson and Shawn Carson are two of the best child actors I've seen in some time. Sort of a Tom Sawyer - Huckleberry Finn pair, there is simply nothing put - on or exaggerated about their performances. Jason Robards is excellent as Charles Halloway, Will's father, an aging librarian who, in the course of the film, discovers how to be young again. Jonathan Pryce exudes a cool, suave sort of evil as the sinister Mr. Dark. Surprisingly, the one problem with the film is its screenplay, which was done by Bradbury himself. The early part of the film is often disjointed and hard to follow, a series of events only loosely strung together in any coherent way. The plot tightens up later in the film, but the early part is definitely weak. For the most part though, "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is a lively film adaptation of Bradbury's novel — Disney material yes, but good Disney material, not corny. The film's special effects are very good, and several sequences in the film are actually (believe or not!) scary without being bloody or violent. This is one of those films that Disney used to be so well known for, the film that most anybody, of any age, could enjoy. ODlllE feuieet hi TIM Parfcsh U IIIIM FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANDY. NUTS AND SNACKS SOLD THE OLD FASHIONED WAY SPECIAL 25% OFF ALL CHOCOLATES A NUTS WEEK OF MAY 9 Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info. Ctr. 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Bring along a picture and resume if available. 1983-84 Skylight Season: Sept. 21 - Oct. 9 - TRIAL BY JURY — Gilbert & Sullivan; JUMPING FROG OF CALAVARAS COUNTY — L ukas Foss Oct. 26 - Nov. 13 - THE TURN OF THE SCREW — Benjamin Britten Nov. 30 - Dec. 31 — H.M.S. PINAFORE — Gilbert & Sullivan Jan. 25 - Feb. 12 - LA CALISTO — F rancesco Cavalli March 7 -11 — THE STUDENT PRINCE — Sigmund Romberg March 28 - April 22 — TINTYPES — Revue of American popular music Oriana Trio to present concert The Oriana Trio, the Parkside's resident chamber ensemble, will present a free program for junior and senior high school students in Racine and Kenosha at 10 a.m. on Wednesday, May 11 in the Comm Arts Theater. The trio will perform works by Mozart and Brahms and will discuss those composers and their work as well as demonstrate individual instruments. Music teachers desiring more information and reservations can call the UW-P Fine Arts Division, which is sponsoring the program at 553-2581. Deadline for making reservations is May 6. A critic's critique of the Oscars by Dave Schroeder Nowthat a couple of weeks have passed since the night of the Academy Awards, I would like to reflect upon Oscar night. Overlooking the inferior entertainment (I mean, who was the sadist that inflicted that opening number on the public?), the unprepared presenters (Matt Dillon and Kristi McNichol, for example, who never bothered to try to pronounce their nominees names, let alone learn how to pronounce them) and some heartrending acceptance speeches (Mickey Rooney and Richard Attenburough, namely), I want to focus on who deserved to win, and who did not deserve to win. So much for overlooking these things. Let's talk about those who richly deserved their awards. Jessica Lange, you may have received the award for Frances rather than Tootsie. Even though I picked Kim Stanley as my choice, I still predicted that the Academy would pick you, and I say that you were a good choice. Lou Gosset, Jr. Congrats. You deserved it, along with James Mason. You both had superb performances and I found that it was hard to pick between the two. Ben Kingsley, you made Gandhi worth the ticket price. Single - handedly you gave the movie life, and made this sterile view of a great man's life interesting. John Williams once again proved that he is the man to go to for a fantastic musical score. He earned his fourth Oscar for E.T., leaving the rest of the contenders in the dust. Probably the most deserved award of the night went to Meryl Street for Sophie's Choice. This is probably the most flawless performance ever brought to the screen, by anybody. Frankly, I think she deserves the award for the next four years. I really thought I was going out cm a limb predicting that the Academy would pick Missing for Best Adapted Screenplay. It only proves that there is justice hiding somewhere in that Academy. Now for those flicks that won for political reasons rather than the quality of work that was done for that certain award. What I think happened is that the Academy decided that since it was going to give Gandhi a lot of the awards that E.T. deserved, that it would give E.T. a lot of smaller awards that it did not deserve. Now I loved E.T., but the only thing spectacular about the visual effects was the little creature itself. This is one of the many technical awards that Bladerunner deserved. Best Art Direction and Costume both to who? Gandhi!?!?! What happened to awarding people with vision who had to come up with something from nowhere, who had to translate that nothing into something physical and tangible and yet complimenting of the story? My gripe is that most of the sets from Gandhi were probably taken right out of a book, same with the costumes. And many of the sets were already there. In Bladerunner, a new vision of our planet was created, unlike any other brought to the screen, and the imagination and the vision that took is four times worth the time it took to drape the cloth and make the mud houses for the thousands of people in Gandhi. Fran Liebowitz says of Gandhi, "Since when do they give Costume Awards for diapers?" My thoughts exactly, Fran. Best Screenplay (Original), Best Picture, Best Director. Why did Gandhi win all these awards when almost every nominee in each category was superior in their products? Here are some answers given by critics and Academy members alike: "Gandhi has a great message;" "E.T. has enough recognition from the box office;" "E.T. was too simple a movie;" "Anyone For the finest . tradition in banking. UeritageBanks Heritage National Bank Racine 5220 Washington Avenue 637-9101 Heritage Bank Mt. 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There is a resentment in the Academy for Steven Speilberg due to his phenomenal success along with his young age. Academy members don't think that movies should be commercialized as E.T. was. "Serious" movies are the only movies that should get the award. Voting for Gandhi would make the Academy look good. As one critic from Hollywood put it, "Gandhi stands for what every Academy member would like to be. Moral, tan, and thin." You know something is fishy when the man who wins the directing honors, namely Richard Attenburough, states in more than one TV appearance that Steven Spielberg is a more talented director than he is, and Speilberg's film is more finely directed than his own. Some critics even believe that Gandhi is not even directed particularly well in the first place. My problem with Gandhi was that the film was so totally sterilized that it tended to bore me. Attenburough could have taken a good lesson from Franco Zefferelli when he dealt with the same message and a similar character, Francis of Assisi, in Brother Sun, Sister Moon. The film was better written, directed, and acted all around, and most people have not even heard of it. The top honor in the Academy Awards, at least the last time I had a look, was Best Picture, not Best Message, nor Choice That Would Make The Academy Look Best. Must fine films be excluded because they piss - off the government (Missing), or they are in a foreign language (Das Boot), or they are lighthearted and popular (Tootsie, E.T.)? These were many of the reasons given as to why these pictures did not get certain awards. Now I'm not saying Gandhi is a bad film, but I can name at least a dozen pictures from 1982 that are far more worth the money. If you want to see the "Must See" pictures of 1983, they were, in order of quality: 1. Sophie's Choice 2. E.T. 3. Moonlighting 4. Missing 5. The Verdict 6. Diner 7. The World According to Garp 8. The Four Friends 9. An Officer and a Gentleman 10. Bladerunner 11. Tootsie 12. Tex 13. Poltergeist 14. Das Boot 15. Frances If I were to go on, Gandhi would come in around 25th. Many of these movies you may not have seen, or even heard of, but all have something very important to say and are highly entertaining, much more than Gandhi. I'm not saying that these were the only movies worth seeing, but they are the cream of the crop. Write Ranger a l etter Taste the difference Kraeusening makes. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Whaf Time., Wh e n a n d W h e r e ? MAY 16-19 Cft" 900 cm to 7 :00pm MAY 20 9-OOo.m +o 4 :00pm At alcove nex.+ to Co ilea e Book Store t RANGER Thursday, May 5,1983 Men's Baseball by Maureen Burke On Wed., April 27, the men's baseball team lost a doubleheader to Madison. The first game was a very good game, according to Coach Oberbrunner, even though the Rangers lost in the last inning 7-6. The losing pitcher was Mark Schmitz. In that game the hitters were Joe Krisik (2 for 3) with 1 urn and John Hyatt (2-2-1) with 2 runs. In the second game, the losing pitcher was Scott Hartnell Parkside lost 4-2, but received some good hitting from Scott Gerhartz, Scott Breznk and Tom Tatge. The Rangers lost this game on a controversial call where the Madison leftfielder trapped the ball. Coach Oberbrunner said, "The umpire just didn't have a good look at it, but we all knew it was trapped. Even the player himself said he trapped it." On Thursday, April 28, the team faired much better, beating Carroll College 14-1. The winning pitcher was Jack Rubach. "He should get all the credit," said Oberbrunner. Rubach had hit and no runs through 9 innings. This is the second time in Parkside history that this has been done. The last time was in 1974. There were 3 home runs for the Rangers. They were by Krisik, Rich Salisbury and Hyatt. On Sat., the team lost a doubleheader to Lewis (2-1) and (5-1). Women's Track This past weekend, the Women's Track team was suppose to travel to Eau Claire for a meet. Because of transportation problems (the team wasn't supplied with a van), many team members ran the Bonne Bell 10k race in Milwaukee on May 1 instead. Men's Track Sue Meyer was the top finisher for Parkside, placing fifth out of a field of 800. Donna Driscoll was not far behind finishing eighth. Official times could not be obtained. "The first part of the race was against the wind and uphill. The second part was downhill and with the wind," commented Driscoll. Linda Pfilestifer ran the 10k course in 49 minutes flat and was closely followed by teammates Carol Romano (49:44) and Sandy Pellegrino (49:49). Pellegrino, who is a 300 meter sprinter commented, "I just wanted to finish under 50 minutes, which I did." Women's Softball The Women's Softball team finished second in the Whitewater Tournament losing only to the host school, 1 - 0. The team defeated: NE Illinois 4-1 Platteville 6-3 Oshkosh 1-0 The Warhawks didn' t score the winning run until the seventh inning. "It was a very disappointing loss. We played extremely well against Oshkosh and Whitewater. We seem to play better against the tougher teams," commented Coach Linda Draft. Their overall record is 27-7. Today, at Petrifying Springs Park the team plays against UI - Chicago (3 p. m.). Tomorrow, the first round playoffs for the District 14 championship begins. Parkside will host Superior. The playoffs are a best two out of three. Game times are 12 noon and 2 p. m. If the team splits the doubleheader, they will also play Saturday at 11 a. m. These games are very important for the Women's team, because if they lose their season is finished. But if they win they go on to play the Minnesota champions. National Qualifiers With only three weeks remaining of the season, the track team members are trying to get qualifying throws, heights and times for Nationals. Walkers Will Preischel and Mark Manning have qualified in the 10k walk. Rod Condon this weekend walked a 10k in 50:41, which is only about 11 seconds off the qualifying time. Manning and Tim McMillian tied for first place in a 20k race this weekend, both qualifying for the TAC Nationals to be held this summer. Their time was 1:36.56. Both Manning and McMillian bettered their personal bests (by 5 minutes and 1-1/2 minutes respectively). "It was a good race — a real confidence builder, because we didn't kill ourselves, yet we both qualified," commented Manning. Thus far, Coach Lucian Rosa is considering taking pole vaulter John Anderson to Kansas City if he can vault 15-6. "If John can jump 15-6 then I feel he has a good chance of becoming an NAIA All American, stated Rosa. Rosa is also considering taking marathon runner Ted Miller. Miller recently competed in the Boston Marathon but Rosa doesn't feel this will hinder Miller. "Ted's a very gutsy runner. Last week at a meet against Whitewater, he was having blister problems and I told him to drop out if he was feeling bad, but he wouldn't. He should do well at Nationals." For the women's track team, Deb Spino qualified for the 10,000 meter run two weeks ago in a meet at Carthage. Although the wind was very strong, she led for much of the race. Then her knee began to bother her and she was forced to relinquish her lead. Spino finished second in 37:45. Anderson vaults to new heights by Tori Murray Sports Editor There is always an exception to every rule. Most people's image of a college athlete includes the word young — a recent high school graduate. John Anderson is the exception to that rule. Anderson, a 30 - year - old Communication major has been a pole vaulter on Parkside's track team for three and a half years. Before Anderson came to Parkside, he attended Milwaukee Area Technical College (MATC) where he received a degree in Barbery. He then spent 4 years in the Marines. In '77 he enrolled at MATC to obtain a degree in Cosmotology. He worked in a salon for 2 years before enrolling at Parkside in the fall of '79. He took two classes — a philosophy and a business class. "I was a pole vaulter in high school and I always had the desire to vault in college but I didn't think I was eligible. One day before semester break, I was in the gym and I asked Bob Lawson (the track coach at the time) how do you join the track team? He said to take 12 credits next semester and asked what I did. I told him I vaulted and he said okay, come on out," said Anderson. His first season at Parkside, Anderson found tremendous improvement in himself. In high school, the highest he ever vaulted was 11 - 6, but after a few months of getting back into shape, he vaulted 13 - 0. He now has a personal best of 15 - 0 indoors and 14 - 6 outdoors. He is only one inch from beating the school record in the pole vault. "I progressed a lot that first year, I learned a lot from Lawson, plus I had someone to work with. Bob Meekma really pushed me. Now it's like I'm MI a plateau," commented Anderson. Although Anderson has been jumping higher than his first season, he feels he hasn't improved at the same rate. "I was very consistent about a year and a half ago. I would place at every meet. This year I wasn't very consistent. I feel this is due to the lack of practice. During indoors, we would only get the gym once a week. Outdoors, the weather hasn't been that great for vaulting," he said. Coach Rosa admits Parkside does not have the best facilities for vaulting but acknowledged that Anderson will go to high school gyms in the Racine - Kenosha area to practice. Anderson feels he works as hard as someone who vaults at 17 or 18 feet. His workouts certainly reflect this. Monday is overdistance running (300's) and weights. Tuesday is sprints (165, 100, 50 yards) and vaulting. Wednesday is a pace workout (200's) and again vaulting. Thursday is basically the same workout as Tuesday, but includes rope climbs also. Friday, Anderson does 15 - 20 sprints. He also tries to get in the pool, so that he can vault in the pool. This is something he has been doing recently and he feels it has helped him greatly in mental preparation for the meets. Anderson also does 30 minutes quick walking at least every other day. "John is very hardworking - one of the most hardworking men I've ever seen. He tries to help the whole team and me by recruiting. We've gotten a couple from the Basketball team because of him," commented Rosa. After this season, Anderson has one more outdoor season left. (A Bone spur made him redshirt a season). He feels that it is very feasible that he will be jumping close to 17 feet. 8 Thursday, May 5,1983 RANGER *"0 BOTTLED UNDER U S BMW"* 1,1 B* JOSEPH [ S EAGRAM & SONS !U«C IN O BALTIMORE MO SO S»" t JSO ML • SO PROOf Scholarships Continued From Page 1 for science went to Janet Rohde, Kenosha. The Sam Poerio Award of $100, named for the late Kenosha educator and athletic coach, went to Terry Ann Ferraro, a Psychology major, Kenosha. Three "Big Eight" Milwaukee accounting firms sponsored scholarships for three UWParkside business management students in accounting. (The awards were funded by the firms and their employees who are Parkside graduates): The Ernst and Whinney Scholarship of $500 went to Donella Elsen, Kenosha; the Deloitte, Haskins and Sells Scholarship of $250 went to Barbara West, Kenosha; and the Peate, Marwick, Mitchell Scholarship of $125 went to Henry Gondeck, Kenosha. Earlier, the Milwaukee Chapter of the Financial Executives Institute scholarship in accounting and finance of $200 w as awarded to Ms. Elsen. CERTIFICATE AWARDS Certificates of recognition citing students for academic excellence and creative achievement and awarded by the academic disciplines went to: Kim Bowen, Kenosha (Education); Natalie Bredek, Kenosha (Applied Computer Science); Dino A. Druding, Kenosha (Mathematics); Brian Ebener, Kenosha (Political Science); Donella F. Elsen, Kenosha (Business Management - Accounting); Gary Jonker, Kenosha (Eng inee ring Technology); Susan Marcinkus, Kenosha (Psychology); Sandra A. Milligan, Kenosha (Geography); Ronald Parker, Kenosha (English); Dan Rock, Kenosha (Philosophy); Sharon L. Shaver, Kenosha (Earth Science); Brian Todd, Kenosha (Medical Classifieds MISCELLANEOUS EARN $500 OR MORE each school year. Flexible hours. Monthly payments for placing posters on campus. Bonus based on results. Prizes awarded as well.• 600-526- 0883. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 29, May 5, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Faculty Senate passes revision in yearly calendar formula Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 28, 1983 faculty Senate passes revision yearly calendar formula llIA11'ilI9,the Faculty Senate ,PUDide passed a proposed __ in the calendar formula, .IIepltinto effect either the Fall ,'Il. f1( the fall of '85. Currently .. academic calendar at fllIaide carries a fall semester '14weeo, and a spring semester 'lIweeO. The proposed revision .... for the calendar to be two lI1aJI«d 15 week semesters. .., divisions have had time IiIIled problems in the fall ..... , as some lose up to 3 or 4 sessions with the Thanks'" . break . e-Vlng , incomparison to the spring schedule. The proposed calendar is balanced in terms of days of the week, in that a three credit course meeting on either a MWF roster or a TR roster would have 45clas~ hours every Fall and Spring semester. WIth the exception of Good Friday afternoon. In classes that. meet once a week, any particular academic division may PROPOSED REVISION Event Instruction begins Labor Day recess Tbanksgiving recess Instruction ends Finals begin Finals end Commencement Instruction begins Spring recess" (after 8 weeks of class) Good Friday recess Instruction ends" Finals begin' Finals end" commencement" Instruction begins Independence Day recess Instruction ends request that the registrar include a note in the timetable that either adds or deletes a session when there are other than 15 meetings. The calendar also holds breaks of 2-1/2 or 3 weeks hetween summer and fall, aDd 3 v.-eets or more hetween Fall and Spring . The spring semest ... will begin an average of two days earlier. and end an average of nine days earlier thao the present formula (see table). . IN CALENDAR FORMULA Range Late Labor Day Mon., Aug. 28, 29, 30, 31 Moo., Sept. 4, 5, 6, 7 Thurs., Fri., Sat. Wed., Dec. 13, 14, IS, 16 Thurs., Dec. 14, IS, 16. 17 Wed., Dec. 20, 21, 22, 23 Sun., Dec. 17, 18, 19, 20 Mon., Jan. 15, 16, 17, 18 Mon.-&t., March 12·17, 13-18,14-19,1:'>-20 Fri. afternoon Sat., May 5, 6,7,8 Mon., May 7, 8, 9, 10 Sal., May 12, 13, 14, 15 Sun., May 13, 14, 15, 16 Early Labor Day Wed., Aug. 27, 28, 29 Mon., sept. 1, 2, 3 Thurs., Fri., Sal. Sal., Dec. 13, 14, 15 fofon., Dec. 15, 16, 17 Sal., Dec. :?ll, 21, 22 Sun., Dec. 21, 22, 23 Mon., Jan. 12, 13, 14 . Mon.-&l., March 9-4, 10-15, 11-16 Fri. afternoon Sal., May 2, 3, 4 Mon., May 4, 5, 6 Sat., May 9, 10, 11 Sun., May 10, 11, 12 Mon., June 12·18 July 4 or Mon., July 5 Sat., Aug. :'>-11 ~ University of Wisconsin· Pari< ide 0.28 Union expansion still under consideration b~J....... 8_ ...·PIoI1lll~ S<Jme bme ago. the StDdmt Uf Office Initiated 0 commIlt to loot into the p<8lbili of espa~ the l:nion buiIdI .. committee ed 01 the po1tft1l of use as well .. ot the srow1b of the Union O\'e" four \..-n lbol committee hlI$ .....•.... 'Iw p1eted a ud thol UlDon .- to be espaDlled If It to pI'e\'ent future crowd! 1"be DU"ector of the l:nI.... \Ii illiam ,'ieIlulr • committee ond cemJIlftl1ed tho '"If il Hbi grO'lOth~ four j ear period as to """liuo>e the no tlour j-ears. ,."OIIId big trouble "1'1lia study CllClclutSed that oddihoool poce rould del Ulltel y be 1IIed specifIcally '",be dUll needs to be. DlIed ollll ad d,tionol meettnl room oDd \ouI1Ie ar_ would help olIo"u,l< space problems " After the commt fi proposal, they ~ t to Assistant Chancellor earla Stof(Ie and her stoff II \bell presented 10 Chancellor Guskin aod hi Execub mittee. 1"be ............ thot the Ilioa \COmposerOtto Luening back 5th year lIIwoukee·horn composer Olio ,-"" a pioneer of electronic _In tile U.S., will be a visiting for the fifth consecutive IIIf al Parkside from Wed- ... ,April 27 throulh Sunday, -, l. 11II Ylslt will culminate in a COIlCertof his works and IItwo Milwaukee friends, Burt !lowneofy UW • Milwaukee, Levy of the Wisconsin llay tory of Music, on Sun- , 1 llte """;'t, to be performed by 'P faculty and gradua tes as • guest musicians from and Kenosha, wlll ...:t 3:30 p.m. in the Comtim Arts Tbeater as part 1IIe Now Music at Parkside ~iIolCltl is $1.SOfor students • citizens and $3 for tbe ....!"'b'ic. A public reception til..... the concert. i le visi~ .UW - Parkside, n~ win lDstruct music lion atudents, meet with Di\aic:ians, composers and tors, and present a talk to 1he public, at 1 p.m. o~ ~ April 29 .inRoom D·1l8 of _... mwucabon Arts Building. by Luening to be per· .at the concert are Organ 18, Bass Trio, Fantasia ~~ Ollte and piano, and ~ a Delicate Air for Otbe quartet. . rs performing in the ot Otto Luening" concert U:.p facully members .I:~eever, piano; Timothy , - .... t; Mark Eichner, :ot: Glenda Mossman, 'n and Daryl Durran, 1lrJn' UW-P graduates to are John Nepper, and Marjorie Roth, Roger Ruggeri, double bass, principle bass of the Milwaukee Symphony, also wlll perform, as will Milwaukee area musicians Steven Joyal, baritone and William Wielgus, oboe. Kenosha Symphony member Cynthia Crump, horn, will also perform. Luening has just finished a commissioned symphony for the Sage Community Symphony in Bennington, Vermont, which wlll be premiered in June. He recently completed another commissioned work, for the Music SChool at Rivers in Weston, Mass., titled "Sonority Forms," a piece for solo piano. At the work's premiere this summer Luening will share the stage with John Cage, the well· known American composer of "chance" music. Luening, wbo will be 83 in June, has had a distinguished musical career. In celebrabon of his upcoming birthday, the Manhattan School of Music in New York City will perform a concert of Luening works as a tribute to the composer whose musical influence spans over five decades. Luening studied in the vibrant European musical climate of the 1920's at the Zurich Conservatory of Music, the Munich State Academy of Music and the University of Zurich and was a private student of Ferrucclo Busoni. A flutist, Luening has performed in orchestras con· ducted by Busoni, Nikisch and Strauss. In the U.S. he has served as executive direc10r of the opera department at tbe Eastman School of Music, chairman of the theory department at the University of Ariz~na, and chairman of the mUSIC departments of Bennington and Barnard Colleges. He hegan teaching compositioo at Columbia University in 1944 and is credited with wide influence on the generatioo of students he taught until 1968 when be was named professor emeritus. At Columbia he established his reputation as a pioneer in electronic music. He collaborated with Vladimir Usachevsky on the first concert of electronic music in America, held at Columbia in 1952.Luening also served as co . director of the Columbia - Prin· ceton Electronic Music Center at its inception in 1959. Luening, who has writtel'l an autobiography, cootinues to write musical compositions. He hlI$ received commissions from the League of Composers, Louisville Philharmonic Society, the Chamber Orchestra of the ew York Phitharmonic Symphony, American Opera Theater and the Milwaukee Symphony. In 1980 Luening conducted the world premiere of a work for chamher orchestra commissioned by UW - Parkside, "potawatomi Legends," based on the lore of the potawatomi trihe, the dommant Indian people of southeastern Wisconsin in the 1830's wben Luening's maternal great grandfalher established a homestead near Franklin. Graphics System chnWl at F ir In COIIjUDl:Ii<la Wlth the puter Fair 00 Saturdoy. Apr • Parkside re5eJlrchers will demonstrate a newly ..... ind Evans .. SUtherland PS 10- teractive erophlcs CoInpu~ 0111 a. m. and 2 p. m. 1ft the moIecuIIt graphics lab of the Iloameclical Research Institute. G.--.cpabt 122. 1"be SISO,OOO computer gropbiCS system ,.... a gift ... the un from EvollS" SUtherland. 0 lab· based compu~ ftrm. CbemisttY Prof Keith ani. INSIDE • • • * Honors visitors * Python review *Job * lett 2 Thursdll y. Apr iI 28. 1913 RANGER I Editorial Score one for Kasten ¥!1thho1dt.. em """,,mod Illcome as pusbed by the While House as a y 01 cradlllll down on nc:h tax <Maters who allow mlerest revenue to 10_ ed II a good Idea that would have saved the government many mlUJona of cIoIJan .. c:h>'ellr. W,UlholdJng.s also one 01 the most elf u • 01 taxi .. the unearned recoroe. Bob .... the R"P'bIiean from \II 1SCOfISlD put a stop to that. Ilespondlnc 10 pn!IOIUn! from • StXIdenly • powerful banking lobby, ... pusbed f.... repeal 01the wlthholdtnlllaw againal the dictates 01 n s-rty. c:hhold< a ma)Only in the same Senate thai passed ... in t/r first place Republicll .. ha aJwa been the party 01 busmess. bul the hankers. til .... /rIp eo!' lit too far What IS the thinking in the ba'*blI commWllt) thaI allows ... !__ to push f... such an actiCII Tbty mull • a~ 01 lboir newly tarnished image. 11le comprom bill. II Oland< no.... practically insures that the withholding U _ cern 10 s-aa Even n>on! ...... OIlhan the actual repeal itsell ..... the way Kasten ndIed II He broke a1m0ll ewry ...,ueman's rule in the Senale, 01 the Senate 10take a 1eS"'" look at sUffening the parliamentary ....... nd c:ha0lbll the way the Senate operatel from no'" on, It Is Ullheanl 01 f.... freohman Sen#t... 10 take thaI kind 01 .COon in an ..... a1... tiCIIllke the Senate. whic:h has long oper.ted .. Ing many unwrillell ruIs and ""Ilemen's ."..,...,enta. 11le Senate will never be ",lte the me • malter 01 f.d .t mnind< one 01 • certain other lresbm.n t... from W.consln. no so very long .go. J&ners to the editor Editor defended Editor's notes Old law could be big trouble opinion about something she's witnessed7~ U this is your expectabon, that expectation seems a little unfair. Could you remove yourself 10 those expecl.tions?? Anolber thing Henslak holds the rights to on this camp.- Mr. Preston, Is the editorial page of the paper. Vou do remember don't you, al one point she even had a weekly "OPINION COLUMN" by the lamous Bruce Presion on that page. Were you oot free to express your thoughts and opinions, regardless of what they were?? It seems to me you were. Hensiak's policy has always been, "if it doesn't carry illegal (slanderous) libelous, delamatory content, and malt .. deadline, I'll do my best to get it on page two." That's the opinion page, that's where her story or column or thoughts were located. Objectivity has very little 10 do with page two of the Ranger. As a "veteran columnist," Iwould think you sbould koow that. She even printed your letter, and she is under NO obligation to print any letters. Hensiak is fair about freedom of expression, wouldn't you say? Curiously unintelligent sort 01 contradicts your description 01 what you were Mr. Preston. I belie'\'e it said innovative and unique1~"? Again, perhaps to some you were. To Hensiat you obviously were oot. "That is an Issue of choice." to quote your very own closing statement. Hensiak has that choice reserved too. The point is Mr. Preston, belore To t/r edi lor' Manng wcrked with Pat Hen· 1000er than Bruce Preston It Is hie that I un· derIland Irr methodII 01 operali<ln ter than /r doos ,I'm not sure. I _rn ure- how~vrr, that Mr. PresIon has lJeIUn to put his foot lnIo hi mouth f... the umpteenth lime In Ii leiter last week, Mr PresIon objected 10the oporuonthe editor of this paper has developed aft ... see, .. what she c.Ued "a CUtlOIIJlyuruntelligent group" put on a sorl 01 demonstration in tbe l;Non Bazaar o\'er this X • rated film OIthal .. e hould, but ror a lew mmutn, lei. l..-get about the ... ODD' cu.IY Let'. forwet about the consao.-ness it raised on thi c.mp.-. and let's take a look at some of Mr. Preston's attacks on this paper's editor. The criteria one uses to make a Judeement .re mOIl likely so deep • _ted. that Hensiak probably can't defUle exactly wbat criteria she Iaed she ...as socialized to -..oaate certain actions with Cft'Iain thoUllhts as were the rest of .. 'Having seen Mr. Preston in some of the rarnolls communicali<ln classes Ithink it only lair he ahouId know that.) What HIIIIiak w was somellli .. she mllly dic~l't 8pI>I'OVe of. She found It curlOU5 that someone ouJcI perhapa put on such an act r Preston. Is that not Irr right~ the edilor 01 a S-per have to r move her If f{om human 01I0Il much tJia t she can't • jud emenl .nd f... m an commercial sexual acts between consenting adults in private ... ) I requested further explanation. The petition carrier explained that some thousand years ago, a law was passed in the state of Wisconsin, which allowed rather drastic punishment for noncommercial sexual acts of consenting adults in private. So, if someone asked you about your sex . life, or just happened to walk in on something, there could be serious consequences, {l was in shock>. The petitioner continued .to tell me that personnel working for the justice system had some sort of right to question and "hassle" the common - folk about just exactly what they had been doing in bed. (Some of us would be embarassed about our response.) Nontheless, I decided to do a lillie research into this dilemma about noncommercial sexual acts, which sounds like something directly out of a computer or perhaps a fortune cookie. The fact of the matter is, lhere is indeed a law out there in this fine state that makes noncommercial sexual acts punishable by law. This is a law that kind of puts your justice system into the sack righl along next to you. How pleasant: not to mention crowded. Recently the state assembly. has passed a bill repealing the law, and the state senale is likely to pass the bill, however, there does seem to be some slight opposition to the passing of this repeal. Apparently some see the repeal .. the condoning It sin. II1II It encouragement ol_m ... sexualacls, SOmeeven feel UIIIf encourage homoleXUllltr Whatever the "- far postion, the chances lIlatdie: won't pass are lairly dim, •• seems that the churdlea Ia .. stale can't even get ... larl stand on this issue. The bill would oot make ... either sexual "Aalt • prostitution, or combiDaU. thereof, wbat il woulddo Is" legal cohabilalilll and leIIlIlIadI between single people. "..., probably a lot It lIlat ..... already. There is. One IlIsIIII asked me if it was ever II • forced law. No ..,. to ., knowledge has recenlly .. arrested for being In \be .... . bed, but I may be wrq • probably depends SOlD........ one's interpretation It NOJl. COMMERCIAL. HowimpenIIIl No matter, my OIIIyadvIce.1I watch out for any IIlIIJ JIIIIIt before the stale senate _ • way through to passing \be Iill would ima~ne thaI if \be II1II doesn't pass the law far - insane reason, it wouldbe .... idea to stop whatever 'f'IIIt doing, because oow tblt \be 1st has been broughl lD \be .... of the law enforcers ... == II do your best to control And if anyone has lII1 ...... accurate" informaliOll,b1': means, write in. I'm sa:':'.. of research I did OIIIy .surface. No gossip slarifJ ~ by Pal Henslak Editor A few days ago someone approached me and asked me to sign a petition. I asked for a verbal explanation as to what the petition was about, and the person responded, "Just read it." So I did. The petition dealt with an old, as a matter of fact a somewhat prehistoric act on and against noncommercial sexual - acts of consenting adults in private. A bit bewildered by what I had read, (something like: We, the un· dersigned do request the state of Wisconsin to pass the bill repealing the illegality of nonone publicly attacks someone else, one must question whether or not they would he willing to give up the rights they are criticizing another for. If you aren't Mr, Preston, then mayhe you should think twice about what you have accused HerlSiak of, and realize that while she is a good editor she is also a person. She has rights too. She is very fair about the rights of others in this newspaper. There's no reason to be ashamed. Sincerely, Jennie Tunkieicz and Karen Norwood Cootinued On Page Eight - E.-r G)an.ger NewS~ -~ F== PhOIoE.-r eopyE.-r BUSine.. ~ MIM Distributlon 1M.... Assistant Business IM= Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jo lene Tork iIsen Herbert Kubly STAFF B Sharon Aken, Terry Byrne, Maureen Burke, ~ Puf~k~r • Phillips, Carra Cariello, Catherine ......~ a r1Cla Cumbie. Dan Dowbower Michael KellIS. Kortendick, John Kovalic Rick Lu'ehr Robb LueIIt', l(ItlIr Ra y b "JIf!I/I1I .urn, Napolean Scarbrough Dave Schroedel" Tunkleel. . I RANGER· . ttlrr ". JI/III' responsibl IS,wr.'tten .and, edited by students of UW . Parkslcle and PUbl' h e or ItS edItOrial policy and content .-od""iIIH" RAN~E~ ~ver,! ThurSday during Ihe academic ;ear el<cepf during bf'H~ Written pe s p.f1~ted,by theynion Cooperative Publishing Co" Kenos/'l., All corres~:~SSIOl1 ISrequired for reprint of any porlionof RANGER, Ity of ~ Park.side Be ~ce shOUld be addressed to: Park.side Rangel", Unlv«'S f/III Leiters t~ Ih: E~·t 2000" Kenosha, Wisconsin, 531<41, eel on 'l~ " paper with ,lOr Will b,e accepted if typewritten, doubtes~ ~ cluded for ::"\: In~h margms. All letters must be signed and a teffPhO"' Names will ~I Ic.atlon. • Deadline' I Wllhh,eld for valid reasons. TM R,lNGI" reserves a~~ et,fer~ IS ~day at 3 p,m, for publication on Th~'Cont.II'lI"" delam.,o editorIal priVileges in refusing to print letters whldl ry <nnlent, ibefense costs Wisconsin, .McLean, an expert on t e Secretary laFollette says Refonnation, hits lecture circuit cinelost an average of $3,200 ~amilY in 1982and the average l":ay in Kenosha lost $3,300from ..... and loss of jobs due to in- ~ military spending, said tary of State Douglas ~ette. '" &Numerous studies indicate military spending does not IlII ale jobs, but actually ~ns the unemployment :'tion," LaFollette said in a _ release. ~iiicited one study in particular, .. Dr James Anderson, called :;...n.pting Our Cities." The _ says that Wisconsin would especially hard hil, owing 10 ~ state's lack of defense inHonors program schedule set for Schon visit . and business faculty and students titled "Reflective Professionals" at2:30 p.m. in Molinaro Room 1l0. An expert 00 urban planning lSI! technical Innovation, Donald • , will be an Honors Program ~uished VISIting Scholar at PsrIside on Monday, May 2 IIroUgh Wednesday, May 4. Schona Ford Professor in the ~ent of Urban Studies and Plsnning at the Massachusetts Ioslitule of Technology, will ~r in a series of programs for -..ts, faculty, staff and the ..... al public. Sc:bon's visit is being coorIiDsted by students in UWhrkside's Honors Program, IIicb is directed by Prof. Lee layer, communication. Scbonis an urban planner who .. madeimportant contributions • understanding how social and II:bnological changes affect llieIy. He is an authority on .. tivityand the development of Idmical innovation, educational lIform and organizational ~. He holds a bachelor's ..... from Yale University and _'. and PhD degrees from IIrvard. Scbon has written more than 50 U1icles for professional and "'iy publications and has .a.ared five books. 1111966,Schon helped establish ..... - profit Organization. for IIdaI and Technical Innova tion, Washington, D.C., a group tIIcerned with community and SIi&Itborhood development, low - • bouaing and health and ..... tion programs. Schon has ~ numerous posts in govern- -, industry and education, ~ng an appointment as a IIIl8rdi associate at the Kennedy IIIlooJ 01Government at Harvard. Scbon'smajor public address till be an Honors Program ltIture titled, "Making Things: ~ective Conversations with ·lerials," at I p.m. on Monday, IIsy 2in Molinaro Hall Room 105. The remainder of Schon's public lIPoarances are: Monday, May A talk on education and cal change at 2:15 p.m. in Hall Room 161; and a ;::'ion of technology and at 3:30 p.m. in Com- ~tion Arts Building Room !'bosday, May 3: A presentation "increaSing Professional 'veness" at 9 a.m. in the 1_aitb Room of Wyllie Library .... rning Center' a talk on :ng and organiting in highlY cal teams at 11:30 a.m. m Room 113; an Honors' rarn Seminar titled . lion" at 12:30 p.m. in lIJlication Arts Room 132; a &eminar with psychology Ranger Needs Writers!!! dustries. Other Wisconsin cities to be hard hit include Madison, losing an average of $2,600 per family' Milwaukee, $3,100; La Crosse: $2,400; Green Bay, $2,600; Appleton, $2,400; and. Eau Claire, $1,900. Wisconsin voters, he noted do not want defense industries in this state. "Last September, more than 75 percent of Wisconsin's voters Supported a referendum calling for a nuclear weapons freeze," he said . "Studies show that tbe $221 billion military .budget for 1983 will cost American Workers over 2 million jobs," he added. Parkside English professor Andrew McLean is in Weimar, West Germany this week to ad • dress the German Shakespeare Society on the topic of "Reformation Themes in Shakespeare." The general theme of the meeting, which marks both the 500lh anniversary year of Martin Luther's birth and Shakespeare's birthdate on Apr. 23, is "Luther and Shakespeare. " McLean's invitation to address the group resulted from bis scholarship in early 16th century literature as well as his studies of Shakespeare. He has edited the first account 01 the continental Reformation published in 1531and is currently editing the first English lives of Marlin Luther, Huldrich Zwingli and Johannes Oecolampadius, three early Reformatioo leaders, published in 1561. Last week, McClean chaired two seminars at the annual meeling of the Shakespeare RANGER n.u ..... y •• 11.191:1 3 ANDREW McLEAN has been appe_1ng al many She and Reformation seminars_ Association 01 Amenca. lic:ll met is Aslland, Ore. n.. .... a\\ended by Shakespeare oc:IIoIan from througbout the U . &Dd Canada, examined the Reformation OODtext01 Shakespeare' "lIIlill!E~H~P~f Bezhad Samlmlattracted the attenllon A CONTRACT RENEWAL HE.A~I.NG for I ~o:C~~on by the Science Division Executive of faculty and sludents. Samlrnl IS appe~I~~ Chancellor Ratner said he would announce his Committee denying renewal of his contrac _ Ice • H;~;':;w;t~dentsaysthe classes are habit.,: ~onmng got work for honors beca.- the some indication ri what you dif she does oIfers'her a weat deal from the class. Perhaps the - Proesel feels she his gotleD ao ference between you and your uch that if she didn'l take lbe entrance into the course, and y~ ~ again sbr wouJd 1ft and your exit from the co.urse. herself d m . Proesel went on to explaon that "" . the paper was difficult for some ri S· . a rs leatu re the sludents, beca~ .it puts the pring semln II burden ri responsIbility on the student to he aware 01 the boo changes. It ceptioos 01 howis the StudeDts he or she ~.per- computers , rare Sometimes that's nol easy to pick OO'~Explainlng Things lets the studenls have control aver the class. They decide whal .will be. lt's fun to be able to take 'I where you want. That gives the c1a re SS . g Because the classes a :ea;;::'ari, the st~ts an get actively involved. he Proese) also said that 1 seminars allowed students to feel that what they have to offer IS worthwhile. Students can express nl "1bere's no themselves ope y. have right and wrong. It's o.k. to an ~inion." run The classes make yoo . h gh a certain creative t rou "A class like process.. " 'd Proesel, Imagination, Sthinka . 1 eatively "makes a student cr and pull oot what ~ ::.x~ from the matenal. think " hard but it makes you. n' ex ak'. the classes 15 a - T encon:ProeseI wouldn'l ha,'O per.:.oo She currently has the rru· to graduate edits necessary cr . ti "bul ProeseI "with distinc on, taking 'd that she wouldn't stop sal Seminars and wurse the Honors by Pat Hensiak Edilor To have taken 18 credits within the Honors Program, and still want to take more course w?rk "for hooors" says a good thing about the hooors program onks~ campus. Students at Par I. have the option of takmg thel~ course work for honors, a~.ts they so choose to take 15 c I "for honors," they can graduate ''with distinction." • Jayne Proesel has taken 18 edits inhonors course work, and ~e plans on taking ~ore. class~ nd the same directIon this u er g fall "When I first started camm. . ,. said in the Honors 8emmars, . P I "1 didn't know anything a=f'them. I guess that's why I k them The classes sounded ~:eresting' and for me it was well worth the gamble." The Honors seminars C?l"re.nt?; being dfered are "I~ag~~tio:x_ nd "Explaining Thilll!s.. '" a .. an ll1Slde u. plaining Thmgs I~ tha t lets Parkside survey t ":': of what students get a th'::' differenl happe!1s ID ·nation explores disciplines. Imagl ts of creative the different face mester Ex. thinking. NextII s:nd Technique plaonmg Thlngsedunder the Honors will he offer Program. both Proesel has experienced. . . d Explammg Imaginahon ani' . g Things Things "I n Exp allUn . de is based on your your gra nd a paper In the participation, a. the ~truetor paper you must give Adull education cla at Par ... ide this spring I~':for computer d.... business .-Is,&Dd a short "" .... on book collecting. 01 Andy McLeall, a profEnglish here, wiD be teec:IllDl • cJass on collecting rare, &Dd DOl.. rare booIls. McIan his :.lea;.. eltJlOI:ieoce coIiel:tiDIdaims lbIt pr8JSIng books, &Dd .~ __ 'ng books older ~ - ='''is beller thaD _oillll stoe.... ~......... botll The dass wiD be .. - Ii... at Parkside &Dd __ the SEE <SLItewide EsteulDO Educatim Networ!tl oetwarl< DO Mmdays and WecI.-da)'S. begiming May 9, The ... IS ':: CooLlcl the UW - Es\eDllall further details IS aIIo oIferiDI a The ~m... 01 perIIlDII class 10 . busioeu apcomputers 10 level elMs. p1ications. An entry hat ooftware the """"'" "" ...... w &Dd and hardware are avau.: that how to - the eqwpmThe ~ best meets your .-Is Thursday. April 28. 1983 RANGER Job Hunting explored in workshop A senes 01 free worUllopo 00 lOb - hunl1~ ISbei~ IDitiated at Parkslde by !be Officer of Career PlallDi~ and Placement and !be Alum.. Associatioo. "., two • hour w_ps. to be held 011 !be second Tuesday 01 ch month begilUUngMay 10at 7 p m. III U .. on 106. ,,;11 stress jobkIng tips and potential strategies Donald Cashen. actl~ director 01 UW • Parkslde's Placement olfice said speakers at !be first 011 WIll be MIChael Elliot. manager of corporate salary administration for Tenneco·s Automotive Divisioo in Deerfield, m.; Susan Katehadorian, senior employment counselor in tbe personnel Office at !be First Wisconsin ~ ational Bank in Iilwaukee ; and Gregg Pfarr, loan olficer and assislant cashier at !be Pleasant Prairie Branch of the First National Bank of Kenosha Cashen. who also will speak at !be first sessioe, said !be initial workshop will be loosely structured and !be agenda will be set by participants. Subsequent workshops will focus on jobs in sales. education. high technology and business Shrub and tree care topic of discussion at the Rondelle Properl) maintaining the trees nd shrubs around your home is an rmportant, though often bafRing Iaak Kart hroeder, U.W - ExI nolon Horticulture and 'alural He ource gent for Racine County and tar 01 WRJ 's "The Garden how:' will discu proper tree and shrub care al the Golden Rondelle Theater on Wednesday, May 4 "., program will beolfered at I p.m. and 7 p.m. Included "ill be informalioo about tree and shrub .. lecnce, placement 00 property, proper planting, trimming and pruning techniques. ferlilizatioo and pest control. Schroeder will also answer questicns from the audience. Reservatioos for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday, beginning Apr 20. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle is located 00 the corner ol 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. Ttis program is a cooperative effort with radio station WRJN. WANTED $100.00 REWARD • Information on subslance when waler Is added ils' size 1ncr_l5lo20ll .... andlumslorock. - (.11 In., 652.2173 ---~.zq PROFESSOR LEE THAYER'S "Communication and the Modern World" class has _ sludylng the effecl of graffiti on civilization, and decided 10 have a T-shirt show. The resuliis shown above. Thayer Is fifth from Ihe rlghl. Disability Council gets award 1 The Wisconsin Council on presented for the Wisconsin residential facilities and the Developmental Disabilities was Council's ability to work ef- Council's efforts to track 8mIIIr given the "Outslanding Council fectively on legislation and in legislation in other stats. Also Awar~". by the National b~ild.iJ.1g coalitions a~ong menU.oned was the COUllCD" ASSOCiation of Developmental disability groups. The Council was establishment, with more thu. Disabilities Councils at their also recognized for its efforts in other disability grouPB of till annual meeting in Washingtoo, D. documenting the multiplyling Wisconsin Survival GrOOp wbidI C. on Mar. 19. effect of Federal developmental works on slate budget iaoueI. The Wisconsin Council is a slate disabilities funds. L. J. Ganser, M. D. Caa:O and federally mandated body The award noted the Council's Chairperson, and J~y. Wit. which represents people. WIth work on development of tenmyer, Council Executl" developmental dtsabrltttes. legislation to prohibit Director, accepted !be awardato Members are appomted .by the discrimination in zoning for reception in Washingtm Governor and are responsible for . overseeing how services are provided to people with such disabilities as mental retardation, cerebral palsy, chronic mental illness and o!hers. The Outstanding Council Award, giyen annually, was 'PAB MORE ADVENTU A BUMD ~ •• THAN • . Can you picture yourself ~ down a cliff? Or shooting the rapids? Or crossing a river using only rope and your own two .,...,,,,::>J1lan ds? You'll have a chance to do all this and more in ArmyRarc. Adventure training like this helps you develop many of the qualities you'll need as an Army officer. Qualities like selfconfidence. Stamina. And the ability to perfonn under pressure. lf you'd like to find out more, make a date to see your Army Rare Professor of Military Science. ARMY ROTC. BEALL lOU CAN BE. Cont,l(:t Address: Enrollment Officer MarqMfte, Uni't. .rmy ROTC ClllI COned (414) n"7lfS/712' Communications P AB rocks with "High Rise" Friday, Apr. 29 in the Union Square. The doors open at9 p. m. and !he band is scheduled to begin after the Student Awards Banquet. Admission is free . Parkside and Age lD are required. Come ou,t and see Kenosha's own High Rise. Geology . Dr. Peter H. Schultz of the Lunar and Planetary Institute in Houston, Texas will be giving two talks next week which will be co - sponsored by the Parkside Geology and Physics Clubs and !he Racine Geological Society. The first talk will be held Thursday, May 5 at 7:30 p. m. in Grq 103. The talk is titled "Target Ear!h Effects of Large - Body Impacts". The second talk "Planetery Catastrophes," will ~ held Friday, May 6 at 1 p. m. in Grq 103. Chess Sign up now for \he Chess CluQ'S SprIng Tournament in the Union Rec Center. The tournament will be held May 3 and 4, and has a $1 entry fee for Parkside students. For more info, \he Chess Club meets Tuesday nights from 6 - 10 p. m. in Union 207 and Wednesdays from 1 to 4 p. m. in Moln D - 133.Who says you have to slay for four hours? Just pop in for a few qUick ones,,0O1 Our Psychotherapy for Chess DIsorders Committee will be addressing the topics, "Postal ~hess:. What are the Costs?" and Caslting Queenside: A Freudian Interpretation." Be there. Peer Support Peer Support will he sponsoring a lecture titled, "Herpes. 8eUeIt It Or Not," on May 3 at 12_11 Grq 10.1.Speakers will be 0- 'Jenkins, a counsel... at FIIIIIlJ Planning of Racine; Dr. Jolmas. midt, a Kenosha physlclaD; ... Dan Geshrick, an epldemloll(lsl in Racine. There will be a fIiII during \he talk. All Communications ModIIIt students are invited to a 1'Sbll' and Tell I Munch and Mi..... . night on Mooday, May 2 illMOUI D-l01 from 5: 15to 6:05.'I1lere wII be a three minute oral pr-: tation by the students who'- up on Apr. 4, and free JXlII"'I'lL Come early to set up yourJrOje<l Contact Janet Wells at 553-2SSI. further information. UWPDT The Parkside Dart ream. II going to hold the first ParbidI Open Dart Tournam ....1OIlFridI1, April 29 at I p.m. III !be III< ~ Center. There will be two '"""": competitions inVOlved'.~lI\ the event will be indiVliDdivt..-i The other part will be will cricket matches. Eacb pori require a ooe dollar ...:.: ill All entry fees will be flrtI the form of prize ~ afdIO place will receive 50....,;,;;:;. .... entry fees. seeood .-- IIU1 receive 25 percent.af !be.", 15 fees. Third place wlU ......fDII1l' percent of the ... try f~ place will receive !be . e/fGl1I10 percent for her ~r hi':"; . All other places wlU t dIO hearty hand clasp and a po back. IriD be The top two 301p1ayerJ .... eligible for entry in !be PCridIl Challenge. The ~ !0Uf f~ ttl players will be e1ig1: r.,Jl!l Parkside Challenge a .to .- memhers are welcome also. r r ... Thurlday. Aj>rll 21,1913 Performances excellent in 'Balance' by DickOberbruner 'I!Ie parkside Dramatic Arts I*dpiiDe has done it again. Their ;,.,diDOIl of Edward Albee's "A peUcate Balance" is expertly aer/armed. Directed by Lee Van ilI'e. tbis absurd play need not be ~ understood - all loose j,eads do not tie up at tbe end. pIis important is realistic ...... t... portrayal, made diflIlIIlbythe fact that all of Albee's .. Dons are mad, and a com- ilrflbie setting from which tbe .. clneSs projects itself. The ... without a doubt, meet these ..-es . .... the iead roles of Agnes and ftIiIS are Lee Law 1er and An- .. Brbel. These two work well ...... as the husband and wife ~y close in feeling but far .,art spiritually. Lawler dllDands quite a bit from her ACJlI"l. ThoUgha few monologues .Mmded memorized, her strong pge presence is just what the iii! . alleged "fulcrum" of the lIIIlily needs. Brheltakes Tobias to the limits If steadfastness. Tobias is the ieVe through which the bruising pISt and the oppressive present are strained. In portraying this paeid stoic, Brhel releases the lIIloti0ll81 side gradually as the play progresses - until tbe end wbeIl Tobias' much needed out1IIInt is subdued by his abnormal pty. 1beir "best friends H who barge iIIIO their home for no apparent .... n are Ednat and Harry, played by Liz Schoenoff and Scott Illicheisdorf. A good first time perfll1Ilanceis turned in by Miss SCboenoff. Despite some mechanisticmovement, her dry, I1118ttachedapproach is appropriate for the hollow Agnes. IIer husband, Harry, is equally as Ilzarre. Reichelsdorf's on - stage Ouidity brings an eeriness to a !Iceless character. wlUJ Lire. PiCTURED, left to right. is Andrew Brhel, Pat Casclaro. and Lee Lawler. in a scene from the Parks Ide produdlon of Edward Albee's play "A Delicate Balance." Pat Casciaro plays Agnes' sister, Claire. Aided by ber alcoholism, Claire is both boastful and sassy. At times, Miss Casciaro's voice is louder than circumstances deem. However. in portraying Claire's flagrant demeanor I her abilities come to the forefront. Rebecca Julich plays Julia, tbe emotionally displaced daughter of Agnes and Tobias. A four time divorcee, Julia seeks identity, but her needs are low in priority. Miss Julich excels in energy and crispness as she fights back against impinging forces. The living room set is beautiful. Crafted by Charles Erven, it's strong visual lines and colorful interior strikes a fragility in combination with Jon SChoenofI's lighting. The comfortable setting is rounded out by Barbara Thompson's costumes. Behind the guise of conservative apparel hides not so conservative characters, Delicately handled by Van Dyke, "Balance" is fun and provacative. Exposing internal madness through the creation of tension is the drive of this play, and the Players do a terrific job in doing just this. All involved with this production deserve a round of applause, Write Ranger a letter Acl\lAll.Y, I ST,LJ. Il1IIC PRlOL<N ....llll F/.AIOE' Bl'D,uox,. lJ<tSOS F~YI>.iT 15 L.IF~ .,J"usr A NlEf2.(HiPr!'J S~vr.<.<E FoR ~ €R. ? o~ IS T'lt611t6"50/"'1(" Ft~, UL-Tll''O'lAT'E'",RO\l,.IT'l' iltAT WE'" F\~ SENTIeNT" 8ENlrS. M\Xr SEf'lRc.1-lFoR? FIRST National Bll!!k of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24HOURTELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.O.I.C. c ~~ VJe llEt..IE'\.lIi JJ.J A- suP£~~ BEINe:,. w 1fll<>Jf f~ ~s"'" ~IEflt(£(;AAfU> 70R 00 we Sr/ll\f\..<{ t:::l€l'J'l' 1*£. EXISfe-r.Jc.£ Or GOO A-S E~IL" AS ~E"ot> PIP? /+-- 7Je{i~6tE :8tt.kt ItCf RANGER Fun with Dick Wortd news-with a twist Am .... oa.nr • • • • • • American commercialism touches everything E 0ppression. For example. are familiar wlth the Peter ~.lanibaJ Law' "You have the ngbl remain silent You bal lbe to figure ou if the actul£ ... ment is gi\1Dg you a correct answer or mak~ .... up '!bill. ho" you pick out the squares 1be first O\-erthrow c:ont1'Olled by that ruling 00 I umu a OOIllingenl I.U over, In ch casea rUlber o~ ill played until there IS a d r ",oner Once a day e play a secret coup tn hich you, oppressed naln • rev·011 against the l'U1i,.; tingenl. Your sut.... jUCl.1 leaves your II\: disarray, which is PIl"""",,le for the . ibJation Once you are and killed you can no er play The wourded and the play on .. The P. L in revoJutionar)" count.n terrorist • owned teJn stations are ho III • • • the san TAP BEER )0( MON. THRUTHURS RAIL DRINKS 75< ,. P 'TIL 12 • GAME ROOM PITCHER U" Hwy. 32 between ladne • Kenoslta .' , .'. EVERY DAY .. L;-, .. /.~ ....I .1~U!!C ~ .. J Sheet Music & Books J Instruments & Supplies J Soles & Service SPfCIAL DISCOUNT WITH PAlICSIDf J.D. 2425 Genevo St., Racine Ph. 681·3261 NORTHSIDE MUSIC 6 Thursday, April 28, 1983 RANGER Pythons retain irreverent humor in life' I b, Rkk Ladlr "Mool)' P, than's Meeni'1l of W .. IS one of the moot perverse. repulsl'1l, aDd cisgusting films I have ever In OCherwords I loved .. err mll,"te of it, '"The I IlIng of Life" ill about you mlght the ~n1ng of lif But you might also poel II b presented U> the bWlrte yle the p,1hoos IEric Idl, John CI e, Graham pman, T rry Jones, M,chael Palin, aDd T rry Gilliam have perf ed '" er the yea... The movie ID the lorm of 3 shcrt lr ,ach 01 which provide a loot al a difl retII P8rt of hie' birtb, ar deall1 etc 1bese ete ranlle from the ewhat aIJJy (a huge Catholic t mily nalng 'Every perm is cred') 10 the ridiculous fa .. lauranl f.. turing 'authentlc fbwaJjan cuaine an a medieval du.n,_ atmosphere). to the iIdJy llrotesque Can IInmellOe ctiner vomlling incetaanlly aDd .. Ung until he explodes), The Pylbcns have Illven ll1is fiho the me wOlldoriuUy weird quality which made tbelr T.V. show so popular One thing I have always admired about the Pythons is their ability to alter traditional slyles of comedY; cbaracters move from sketch to sketch with seemingly no 10000c.sketches are ended will1 no resolutioo of the story, etc. Were someone else to try 10 do these, the viewer would eDdupfM1Slraled. But the Pythons do it with such slyle tbat it all seems ahoGSt normal. When I reviewed 'Mooty Python Task Force on Unemployment talk- HEating Well for Less" ary Bnnlllall Peterson, a Home Economi I lor the UNverslty of W_n - ExlonIIon, willlalk 011 "Ealing Well fer t-" al the """t ..-Iing of the Roane In the 801 Task Force 00 Unemployment Peterson will delmbe wa to mainlJlin proper nulrilloo at low C06I, and will explaan how to save money while mop",nll'or aroeeries. Peteroon' presentation ",ill last bout_. ball hour Inlormalinn bout her topc aDd bstings of 1ofGrma_ about food aardenlng will he available. The meeting will be held Thursday, April 28 at 1:30 p.m. in the Crystal Room of the Memorial Hall Auditorium, 72-7th Street in Racine. The meeting is free and open to the ",bhc. The Task Force on Unemployment is made up of concerned agencies and unemployed volunteers. Its ""pose is to help jobless people tbrough the phase c:X unemployment. For more inlormation caD the Task Force office at 636-3237. Student internships available College tudents interested in warkt"ll III 5UJIlmer jobs in their chooen professional fields should apply n"", lor the thousands of corporate and governmental InlemshiP8 and work • study opportunili .. available. ccordmg to The Scholarship Bank. most Internships are _nrcI by major corporations aDd P8Y 10 the range 01 two to lhr lhousa nd lor the summer. ny wW pay students N!localioo elq:........ These intemshiP8 are good .... rte:a of lrainlJlll aDd may d to pennanelll employment as well as invaluable contacts in the student's chosen field. In addition internees can qualify fo; scholarships and other financfal aid from many of these employers. Many deadlines are near for these programs. Students interested in receiving more in. formatiOll aboutlhese internships aDd scholarships should send a business size stamped sell - addressed envelope to The Scbolarship Bank, 10100 Santa tonica Blvd. Suite 750, Los Angeles, CA. 90067. In Th. ParbJd. Union FEATURING YOUR FAVORITE CANOY, NUTS AND SNACKS SOLO THE OlD FASHIONED WAY SpecIa17 California Mix Carrlbean Delicacy 25% OFF Wcrtch for BIg End 01 Y.ar Sal. lAIalW11l1lle UooIen "IN, DI..-ctly Aaou from IIle Info. Or. Live at the Hollywood Bowl' a few months ago, I expressed the hope thai "The Meaning of Life" would he better. My hopes could not have been fullilled any better. II you bave a weak stomach, it may be better for yoo to avoid this film. But if yoo're looking for a wildly funny, irreverent, somtimes gross. motion picture experie~e, go see "Monty Python's Meamng of Life". Parkside student spends semester on Golden Pond A uw Parkside student is spending this semester working on Golden Pond. But it has nothing to do with the movie. Andrew Parenteau, of Racine, who is a junior majoring in communica tion, is working as an intern wi th the Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA) at the Golden Pond Visitors Center of the 170,000 . acre "Land Between the Lakes" wildlife and recreation area in western Kentucky. Parenteau is working in the center's computer - based thea ter and planetarium and is performing a variety of communication - related tasks including production of multi - media programs geared toward enhancing the public's UDderst.anding aDd appreciation of the environment. Parenteau's internship will Prizes have been awarded in Parkside's Student Art Show, on display in the Comm. Arts Gallery lhrongh May 6. Sponsored by the Art Addicts and the Parkside Art Discipline, the show includes over 50works selected from 180entries. First prize of$4ll was awarded to William Joseph Greider of Racine, for his work "Cracker Jacks," an offbeat creation that features a cardboard box eqUipped with a peephole throngh which viewers can see a jungle. like environment populated by dragons, people, and a toad. A mirror placed a t the rear of the box creates an illusion of spaciousness. Greider fashioned the work from paper, clear glass marbles, plexiglass aDd watercolor. So it goes .. Closing cuts, spot qUizzes and juicy gossip Wustum Art Institute tour by John Kovalic Well it's that time of the year again. 'A few short week~ 'til the end of it all. Yep, that s r-ight. Summer's just 'round the corner and them thar birds is coming north again. As the school year grinds to a close, I'd like to leave you with a few thoughts for the future. But I won't. Instead, I'll just try to insult a few more ci you out there. I know there aren't many people left whom I haven't insulted but heck, what's lire without a challenge? So far my list of insultees includes wargamers, physicists, politicians, preachers, feminists, accountants, PSGA, dart players, Ranger staffers, YMCA residents, and Santa Claus. IIthat list isn 't darned impressive I don't know what is. So let's see ... who really gets on my nerves whom I haven't already verbally abused? How about hard - rock fanatics? No, too easy. Anyway, I don't like taking advantage of the mentally ilL Word has it that there are still a few around the place. Why else , would AC/DC and Black Sabbath hother churning out record after monotonous record? But then, I suppose some people get off on miDdless vocals and bubble gum guitar riffs. I guess I've a ttacked sports writers and basketball players enough already. Spot quiz: Why did the hasketball player cross the road? Answer: To get three extra credits. <Only kidding guys, you really are pretty brighf as well as being horribly hemuscled to boot!) Speaking of mindless apes, continue through May 13. Upon complelion of his work at Golden Pond, Parenteau will be required to prepare a paper relating his technically - ociented experience to academic aspects of communication for Prof. David Habhel who is Parenteau's UW _P internship supervisor. Parenteau is the first uw - P student to enter an internship with the TVA. Cash awards of $25 were awarded to Steven E. Pfarr of Racine} for "Brothers in Song," an oil painting, to Theresa Schiffer, of Wilmot, for "Nudes," an itaglio, and to Susan Schimian of Racine, for "Sign of the The Racine Art Association of the Cbarles A. Wustum Museum of Fin~ Arts announces a special bus triP 10 the Art Institute of Chicago and the Terra Museum of American Art in Evanston lllinois. ' The tour will take 'place Saturday, May 7, and will begin with a tour of the present exhibit at the Terra Museum _ "Early anybody watch the ' protestors at "Ernma VinOUS O.K., quick hand count. H::.,e1I."? people were hored ofllheir ~ the whole episode? !'robabl '" many as who were bored Y .. watching the movie. y~ Rumor has it that YOUCOU1d 1lOdI. more skin in "Leave .eatdl B t ea ver , ot "Bh .,groups'to protestors should have llpentu: time protesting more obvi VIceS. Like r~cism in "8unlIII~ Whoops. Think I just 0I108ded the feminists again. PSGA- The Emplr.8lrIkooOat I suppose ODe thing thai '* become palnlully obvious wri ting lhis column over tho ~ is the total apathy Ii tho a.;:an Parkside student I mean, It'l-: hard to be sensational hero anymore. I'd have to write something like "Malturbati,. isn't just sex with 1Om_ ,.. love" to even raise any "YebrOwa. Then the mly comp1alnt I'd .. would be from a one _ ...... Afghan .m~ who would k as sacrlligaous. Hell's teeth! In LondOIl ... the~ raised tuition coati we oeCUpled the adminiltrati,. building for three daya! WbIt happened to the campuslil-blIaf the sixties? Granted, tho lure af free beer aDd an excuse not to ... any. work for three daya w. Ille maIO reason most of US atteDded the occupa tion in the fin! place, but that's quite heside tho palalt Speaking of professional .... radicals, anyone notice wbat 1 fine job Phil Pogreba is daiIlI. head honcho of PSGA? NO,I..... , think so. Well, Philip "I'm nat II8I'111111d, they are out to get me" ""Cr* seems to he into surveys at ... moment, and tbe rift ~ himseir and the Senate is aboIi .. wide as the gaps in the ReIpu defense strategy. Talk at a paIaao coup is rampant, and CIadt "String 'em up" Betz aDd "BJa" Jim Kreuser could not be readlld for comment. But somebody has baen buyiJw up a lot of small arms 1'llCOIIlIJ. Times," a watercolor. A lithogr aph by ChriIt<lpIIlr Dorf of Racine has been purchased by the Parkslde library III represent this year's show. Darf'I work will be on permanent dlapIJ1 in the library. Prizes awarded in Parkside's Student Art Show. Rebels in American Art". nil exhibition ref ... s 10the tum .0/. the - century American artiaD known as "The Eight" who protested academic art. At .... same time visitors will be ableta view the painting Gallery" IIIf Louvre by Samuel F. B. ~ which has received IDterna~'" recognition since being ~ by the Terra recently. . ta The tour will then conl\llllO the Art Institute 01 ChiClla ta view the exhibilion "M~UrJ; shuis: 17th Century U Painting" which features 4O-or: from the Royal Picture Ga11tI1ted Holland. Artisls repros.a aDd include Rembrandl, vl!lIIeer Frans Hals. .... . Tbe tour departs f_ retuJlI Wustum at 8 a.m. and : lor tbe by 6 p.m. Tickets are ........ general publiC, $22 for beJ'I 0/ citizens and $20' for ~l!lIIlI! "" the Racine Arl _aU ~ ticket price includ<:"del~ .. coach transportatiOll Det a",_ to both museums a. .....,dI iI ments on the return lrtp. not included. till! or 1/1 For more inl~nna call tilt make reservations Wustum at 636-9177. - 7 Wisconsin's record fishing The Lb. -, Oz .• Place and Year way. 1952. follow: Perch (yellow), Largemouth Bass, 11-3, Lake Winnehago, 1954. Ripley, 1940. Sauger, 4-5, Mississippi Smallmouth Bass, 9-1, Indian 1971. Lake, 1950. Atlantic Salmon, 12,;), Lake I Rock Bass, 1-12, Big Green Michigan, 1975. Lake, 1971. Coho Salmon, 24-6, Lake White Bass, 3-12, Pelican Lake, Michigan, 1975. 1963. Chinook Salmon, YellowBass, 2-2, Lake Monona, Menominee River, 1973. 1972. Sturgeon, 94-3, Menominee Bluegill, 2-4, Squash Lake, 1971. River, 1968. Bullhead (black), 2-9, Trappe Sturgeon (lake), 180,;), Lake Lake, 1967; Winnehago, 1953. Bullhead (brown), 3-12, Nelson Brown Lake Trout, <Great Lake, 1972; Lakes - run), 29-9, Lake Superior, Bullbead (yellow), 3-3, Nelson 1971. Lake, 1972. Brown Lake Trout, (inland), 14- Channel catfish, 44,;),Wisconsin 8, Rush River, 1974. River, 1962. Rainbow Trout, 24-4, Lake Flathead Catfish, 61-0, Fox Michigan, 1973. River, 1968. Splake (hybrid), 14-4,Ada Lake, White Crappie, 4-8, Gile 1967. Flowage, 1967. Tiger Trout, 17*, Lake Muskellunge, 69-11, Lake Michigan, 1977. Qlippewa Flowage, 1949. Walleye, 18,;), High Lake, 1933. Muskellunge (hybrid) 50-4, Lac 'World's Record VleIIXDesert, 1951. - Taken from The Bantam NorthernPike, 38-0,Lake Puck- Great Outdoors Guide. ~ ............... Fishing in Kenosha the winner to airline tickets and accomodations for two, 3 . days and 2 - nights in Las Vegas. The purpose of the contest is to draw attention to Sport Fishing 10 Kenosha. RANGER Thursday. April 21, 19«1 Will Preischel and Mark , Sporting event result wrapups: looking good! Women s Softball pools of four.Parkside will he In the second game ho..... -er, .anI~_Ulledlor, • ana In The Womens Softball team playmg agatnst PlatteVille, things went better for the team a the I k,lomeler .Ik I. I finished third in the Circle Oshkosh and Northeaslern they "011 &-3. The mIll,. plldler turday.t. m t held In Tournament this past weekend. Illinois ..The women have heaten ...as Jack Ruhach ho came In .t .1... 011 -y defeated: PlattevtlleandOsbkosh,although 'theendolthetlurdllllU,."ith!be ra ee In 48 .nd nnl,. ,,~ 4-3 the game against Oshkosh was bases loaded and no outs a third 48 39 II...- ~:~~C~~gne 9-1 close. "Northeastern illinois is a was leadl,. 3-1 at un poinl Ume the .. AI d raced. 1 UI-Champagne 10.;) eight teams competing. real up and down team. They ...ill Ruhach rettred !be next this The game against Chicago was The team played every day last prohably he our toughest eom- batters ...ithout any tits .nd the a 10 inning ball game while the week, which resulted in their petition:" said-Draft. team went on to WUl &-3' It,.. The first weekend in May the just a super job," OherbrunDer second game against Champagne being very tired and worn out. team will have a conference said. wascalled in the sixth inning due "We're called to have the days playoff against Superior. Draft On Wednesday. April 27. the tothe 10run rule. The team's only off," said Draft. feels they Will he the Iugher seed team traveled to Warner Par to I~ was to SI. Xavier (6.;). Coach The team played against SI. team wi.th their 22~ record. The play a doubleheader .. ,tb Linda Draft was very disap- Xavier Wednesday, which hoped game Will probably he played at Madison Coach Oberbrunner pointed with the organization of to get hack the loss they suffered Petrifying Springs Park. feels the team should take one the tournament The tournament at the Circle tournament. . game. "Whenever you play a was originally an eight team This weekend the team will M ' Ba doubleheader a.... )· from home. tournament but Draft received a compete in the. 8 - team en s seball you look for a split," he <.'0 • callwhen the season had already Whitewater tournament. The merited. th Id he t· divi dod . by Maureen Burke begunsaying ere WOll not tournamen IS VI mto two The Men's Baseball team split a 'Ibis Saturday, the Rate v.-nJ doubleheader with Ill-Chicago on he at home to face Lewis in a April 22. In the first game, the doubleheader. Oberbrunner ts Rangers lost 10-4. "We had loolti,. to "'ID that one several opportunities to win it," 3-4, Lake commented Coach Ken Oher- Men's Track brunner, "but we just didn't have River, out hitting shoes on." The Kenosha Charter Fishing Association, Michelob and LaMacchia Travel Agency are p,eased. to announce Kenosha's Firsl Annual Michelob Lake Michigan Fish - Off. Beginning May 1 and continuing through Sept. 15, area fishermen will be For information and reserable to register all fish caught valions contact (414) 652-9400,or 1rbileparticipating on a Kenosha write Kenosha Sport Fishing at Sport Fishing Charter. The 4927 -. 7th Avenue, Kenosha, largest fish by weight will entitle Wisconsm 53140. --................................. <::::::::;w;it;:::::::R~~:9:;;::::::~::;::;';:tt;;:::::.:.:.;.:. ~~~;:;:;:;:;:::;:;:::;:::::::::::::::;:::::::;:::;::::::::::;::::::::;:::::::::;::::::::::;::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::;:::::::::::::::=:::=::::;::::::::;::::: $50 FIRST PRIZE CHESS CLUB SPRING TOURNAMENT May 3-4 - 12:00-6:00 pm ENTRY FEE $1.00 Location • Union Rec Center SIGN UP IN REC CENTER NOW! Last day for registration • May 2nd ( Other cash prizes determined by number of entrants) .... Phy-ed experiences break-ins by Tori Murray Sports Editor A large numher of locker break - ins have been reported this month at the Physical Education Building. The first was April 11by two tennis players, who among other things had their racquets stolen prior to a match. Recently, a hasehall player had $5 stolen while he was at practice. "He dented the locker in and took the lock. He did leave my wallet. I was pretty happy ahout that," added the player. Ron Brinkman, Director of Security commented that most break - ins ...ere reported near the da te 0( the first one. Brinkman also said the thief used boll cuue-s to cut the locks. The broken locks were found !ales" in a field near the physical buildi,. According to Dr. Wayne Dannebl, Athletic Director, break -IllS are ooe 0( the biggest problems in the buildl,.. Because oIlhis, signs were placed in both the Men's and Women's locker rooms cautiooirc people to keep lockers locked even while taking a shower and not to leave anythi,. si~ out. "It ISa recurring problem. We'll go through a dry spell for a lime. ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS SEPT. 1983APARTMENT RENTALS FROM $110 PER MONTH • • Appliances • Carpeting • Drapes • Furniture MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Heat & Water • Electricity • Parking • Laundry Facilities RENTAL OFFICE OPEN April 21st - May 21st 969 wood Rood MODEL APARTMENT AND RENTAt OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 p.m. to 6 p.m. Sat. & Sun. 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. PHONE 553-9009 Professionally leased & managed by CERTIFIED PROPERTY MANAGEMENT, INC. then 11 ha a ,. 01 br IllS," comrnenllld 0 Security t the bu1IcIl"Il not been Incrased ...., to • lack DI manpower But m r bel,. taken to PIJI'- the thief Bnokman and (ba, a pect iD mind The. ar ,..l ceraJn !bal tM lI1lfl not scm"""" (rom all the "Weha,e. in mind. but " lust can't accuse 10m <l lI1l",ery We m catctJ them red • handed,'· commented Dalme1\1. A> 01 Apr" :!IIi. no one bad apprehended 'AI. IEIIIALS .2 NNl TENTS •• NNlTENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • CXX)KSTOVES • CXX)KINGKITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEE • VITTlE KITS • CJWi> SHOYElS • BELT AXES .H ING I • POCKET KNI • CQW>ASSES • FIRST AID ITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CJWi> STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BAS ETS DY_~ I YA.. n ... ESSAIY CA L: 553- • Thursday, April 28, 1983 RANGER Letters to Editor Coalinued From Page Two Issue of movie embarrasses student lhe highest atlendance of Ibis semester Maybe if \he people who were oojecting would have kept their 0..... '11 personal opinions to \hemsel ves \he uccess 01 \he film wouldnt have been as great, maybe. I am astounded at \heir achms and reactions to the shoVting of Lbis film We're all adults and we can each use our right to choose whether or not we "ant to see a pornographic lilm or not. What about \he students who "ant to see a pornographic film, sbouldn't PAB he able to pick films with a wide enough variety to salisty aU 01 \he students inchxbng those that want to see a pornographic movie. As for carol Franks' letter accursing \he Ranger 01 vicious journalism. She was astowxled that a university paper would ..Tite in sum a manner, instead o( dealing with it as a valid issue .. l agree with \he way \hey handled It because itwasn't a valid issue, but It was a ridiculous situation. Come on let's not embarrass Parkside any more and give Parkside a bad image that makes us look so naive. The group that protested behaved naively towards pornography and ~ constitution. First \hey acted like \he students at Parkside had never seen an x . rated lilm and thought they were protecting us from the evils of it. Secondly they suggested censorship by asking that the movie not be shown. Come on American educated adults suggesting such an Un- American and unconstitutional proposal as censorship, it's ridiculous and embarrassing to the rest of the students here at Parkside. Todd Bernhardt To the Editor I am embarrassed for Parkside and its' students because of \he acllons of a mUlOril)- 0/ \he udenls This group 01 ludenls an prolesbng ... eeks before the shoWIng of an x • rated film they wore suggesbng that It sbouldn't shown on campus The him became a very cont"" r I bject and thaI' what I think .. completely ndlcu10us and embarra ing to our umver Ity Why hould the Ihowtng 01 an x • rated film at a Uri. ity "hieh expr andtea " studftlta to have an open mind cause ueh an uproar! The whol ,dea 01 .1 becomIng controv rslal i abaurd ,'obody w gOing to he forced to ga see it and PAD had a chance to make money oil 01 the film. only if people paid to it. The film had Melvin Calvin gives energy lecture He earned his PhD degree at the University of Minnesota and did post - doctoral work at the University of Manchester, England, before joining the Berkeley faculty. Men's tennis team wins over Beloit a home meet, 2-7. The two single matches the Rangers did win were Tony Nielsen defeated Frank Niehols (6-3) (1-6) (6-4) and Art Shannon defeated Don Klumb (6- 4) (3-6) (6-4>' On Saturday, April 23, the Rangers took on Moraine Valley_ Parkside came out victoriously wilb a /inal score of 9.(). Whieh brings the Rangers seasonal record up to 8-2_ All single and double matches were won, On Monday, Ibe Rangers took on Carthage College in an away Frid.y.Apr." meet. Wednesday, they took on MOv,. Apoc:~ypw~' (R) .....ill be shown III 1p_m. lind ,,11:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Carroll College in an away meet. Admh&ton., ft'lltdoor ,,, "tor P.rk:$ioe $fudwtlsand 51 for II gun!. Sponsored by PAB. UIrIOU.'" Stvolr>lAWi!rds.' Spft'l.1n Main PI.ce. Admwion is $8. Tickets are a....ailable at the Friday, the 29, the Rangers will unkIn tnform.'G"l (~I... take C di C II - ...... 'Y • Delk.'. "~nU"al'p m. in the- Communication Arts Thutre. Tickets are availabte en oncor a 0 ege In an et,.. \.Wol"l tntormelocn C....t ... end at I'M FiM Arts Division Office. away meet, and then on Saturday, ~~~a al t »p." Unklt'l SQuere tNluring "Hi Rise" Admission is free. Sponsored bV the Rangers will take on the Alumni in a home meet, which starts at 1 p.m_ abel Prue . wirvung chemist MelVInCalVInof \he University 0/ California Berkeley, will I hi ...... rch on artifiCial photooynlhesl , a process wilb potentill for providing a r....... abl tnergy resouree, in a f public talk at ParllS,de at 11 a m on TUesday, Apr 26 in Grnq_ 101 QlIVln IIuai .. knowledge o/\he natural process of photooynthesis In areen plants to develop arby Cam CarrleUo On Monday, April 18 the ParllSide Rangers won over Beloit College III an away meet 6-3. The WInner of \he sillllles matehes \liere cal i~leton over Ward Krull 1&-2) (6-2>' Tony ielsen del_led Clrll80llDer (6-4) (6-Il. Art Shannon defeated Gregg tilicial photosynthesis systems which mimic plant mechanisms of converting water into hydrogen - a potential replacement for olber fuels - and oxygen. Calvin is also poneering the concept of uo;ing green plants to produce hydrocarbon. like materials of SUItable molecular weight and structure for fuels and materials, including the use of genetic engineering to impl'ove yield and quality. Mason (6-3) (6-0. Jim Wynstra defeated Mark Gianelto (2-6) (6-4) (6-4>' In doubles Iram Cruz - Nielsen defeated Bonner - Mason (6-3) (6-2). Singletoo - Wynstra defeated Krull - Gianetto (6-3) (6- 3). On Wednesday, April 20, the Rangers lost to UW-Milwaukee in Coming Events ThursdllY, Apr. 2. CMt.aN'ATIONa' 4p.m for students starting In fall. call ext. 2OOOfOl'more information, s.t\lnUiy. Apt'. JO COM~T •• "AI. ~ n Pl.a ft'Oft'l t a.m. 104 p.m. Admission is Sl. Call ext. 2231 tor more INorftWtkln P\..AY A o.IKa'_ "I~' ...., 11MrepNled at Ip,m. onthe Communicallon Arts Theatre. Su....,.y.~yl K=SHIM ....IIIM ...... rcled at 'lp.1Tt at Main Piece. Students.llKUlty. staff and guests are COMCa., at 1]0 p rot In I,. Comm\,WOiQlo(lt'l.NIs Theatl"e with Otto L~ing conductlf'lg. Ad. ~ SI.Jl) tor 'ltuOln'S""" Mnoor C,liDn$ lind S3for othen -::~. ~lfllM ~ w II be r~t.u al 1:30 p.m, In the Union Cinema. Sponsored by ~y.Mayl .OUHOrA.LE 'An ~l4'Wof the N.CiIrll9 ....n RewlUfion" by Father- Dan cabal (Capuchin ~ lat 11 Up m Ur'toon m Tlw propr.", b fnoeoJOdopen to the public. _.ltJHO,. ~ SOlv.,.· a11 p.m. in lJntl:n107 Aflarewelc:ome .. ICTURI( Me_,,. T",. R: .. ,KI', ..... c.on",er-wtiOnSW,fh Matef';als" by Dr. Donald SChon of MIl' al 1p 1ft Mel.N 105 The pr'OQI""" \.sfr .. endopen lorn_PUblic .. ECTURIl 'ECllIc.'1(Jl"land T.dll'lJal ChlI~" by 0l:JN,1dSchon at " 'S p.m. In MOLN 161. The ""... '" oc-n '0 Itloe puollc a1 no d'large .. ICTURI( "TtdlnOlOOy and CNng4" by DcINIICl sctton of MIT .t 3;30 p.m. in CA 132. All are "'corne to a","" T....... Y.MlyJ l.aCTU ••• ' .'J'I\ lI'l"" Galbra"l'1 COnt.~.Room, WLl.C Dr. OooiIld Sd'Ion of MIT will I. on na.., "IiJ Prof .. oanal Effecl'......u .. Th_ program is frH anclopen to the public. TAl.1t p no and ~ I,ng Sf! HigI'Ily TKhnical Tums··.t 11:30 a.m. in MOLN 113 by Olw\eld SCIlOft The lalll. osoptn to .... publ,c al no dwlrg,e MMINA. ' ..... 'netlOn· by DonaICl~ at 11 30 P m.n CA tn..11'IeMmlnar Is open to the WIllie .., f'IO ,,. HMINAR ."1« IW PnJInsoONls' al 2'30 pm. ,n MeLN 110 by Donald Schon. The pt'Clgram for .. .-.d ... to !he .,...Ic CONCa RT"t I P m Itlie tommlM'ltCalocn Arts 'fhNIlTe f"'uring the Parkslde Jan Ensemble ....,..1aIorl ,the 000r ,1 for S',*"tS.,.;JM\ior ci',zensancl S2forothen. . W~y.MIIy4 CO'''IIHOUSI from 11 10 1 P m and' to 10 p m. In ~ uniOn &.tzNr .....u featuring Gtoorge • All ....... etcon\e ~td by PAS " MINA. 'TlW'1l:ote~ 00 una Fa ", Hul •• "tI'Ie Mlntal 1'4 .. '''' ProfessiOn" by Prof Mary ROI"Mroatl211GOft" m Tht Pf"09l'''''' 1$ frH erldopen 10tI'Ie PUblic . Classifieds IARN •• Of' ....,... eolI(j\ 101OO '1'''' F IbIII I'tOun Motoftly NY"'fll'lI tor otac:lng pollen 01'1 (lI<1'ICIUI Bonut bilWCl1 on ,",,"~ PI' e~ .. -.1 100114- .., f'f~ING se.VICEl Ca_ aarb654 Ul6alter . - ..... "''''NO "L. ...y •• WAHTIE:D 101'rocll. b"'it!o INI'ld C. 654 '"-56 or t60I )62'* .0000NlA,a WANTI:D ) bl'droom '-'W ... 'h f~.-.c_ ren' ihartct tltO Pft" "*'th. M(I'I Incl,*" '" I .. arodfvm,lu'" 011 OW tM et uum lOil...,,1 Of Ql91S1 Caft ... '* Din J .... 50"' • .., ..... V ....!'IMs.,., Pl. ,. COl"M DKIlIOOn .., ""- l1uc'II "un GIVI MI al..... • bit ,,*"t C...,.. I .... u eDl. KOOy.1 Only S....... Oa'n unr • ~y I'", r..or' XO. He t 1(.. M. Good luCIt! We',e rtlOting tor you I II GOMeR It"$ ~prlng. cheef" up U,C KEN ~ you get the ecMorship. O.J. GAtL .• cleaMd out YOU' doset5. Brrhl'l9 &n',ng MOLl. y, 8rukfast on May 2'2. 5 pm .• aftH" f~ il"fl't'19 C1lfTImeocemenl- Blanche and POlly EMMANUEl.' It \IIlIlI5lun. O,OA HENSlAI( Wondertul lob on the Ranger thiS .,... , We II m;u you l'Ib.t year WANDERING You're trapped in a world I nl'\'tr be~ed in, The Dock GOO 0 LUCK 1'0.111 ecMar"!. candidates. You'l .... ,. IRUCE Wh., one<~ loot ,s big~ WIsiz • IhlI" one'!. mouth, maybe it 's good 10 put it n your ~tn. so you c.n't be hUrd MOLl. Y: Tl'le cap and 1l0W'l'lIooIU. grUI Pat lLANCHE It itloukl be iOme party. And iIOI'I1_ post pany, see you lhere I Ed FREE CHECKINGI 5%% In...... t H Yo. Dally Ifs'¥j~e Balance II 5500.00 or Mo... 1 --_.-. 5935 - 7th Avenue 4235 • 52nd Street 410 Broad Street Kenosha, Wisconsin Kenosha, Wisconsin Lake Geneva, Wisconsin 414·658-4861 414-658.0120 414-241-9141 ~5:~o~~~:c Blv~. 8035 - 22nd Avenue 24726. 75th Street -Rt.:. 414 _694_1~nSln Kenosha, Wisconsin (Paddock Lake) Salem, . 414-657-1340 414-843.2388------=- WE'RE HERE 10 HELP YOO '-ROWI CALL OR STOP IN FOR DETAILS Calvin is University Professor of Chemistry at Berkeley and former Director of the Laboratory of Chemical Biodynamics and former Associate Director of Lawrence Berkeley Laboratory. 1 16 17 18 19 56 59 C> Edward Julius ACROSS 43 Angered 44 Prefix or suffix John Wayne movie, meaning skin "In --'s Way" 45 Elegance 5 Bakery employees 46 Mrs. Kramden 10 Prefix. meaning 47 Moslem title vessel 48 Upper House (Fr.) 14 Eye part 49 Initials on a 15 Painter Claude - coin 16 Fusses 50 Type of firework 17 Vim (2wds.) 19 Walk like Amos 53 "_- corny as ... " McCoy 55 Knocking sounds 20 Idol, a la Genesis 56 Apprehends (2 wds.) 57 Show scorn 22 Part of m,p.h. 58 Dill herb 23 Was human 59 Smal' fly 24 Army officer (abbr.)60 More peculiar 25 -- Jane; ro 61 Actor Sparks. et 27 Ohio team 28 Part of a diamond 29 Try 30 Former campus organization 31 Big name in cartoons (2 wds.) 33 Car feature. for short 34 Asian New Year 35 Harvey the cocktail 40 Pre--- 10 Hi ss Harper. for short 11 Fatty 12 "_- my prince .111. .. " 13 Fish hawk 18 Prefix meaning foot 21 Classroom supply 26 Relative of ain't 28 Pointed remark 31 Author of "Our Town" 32 Unit 33 Pianist Templeton 35 Side show attrllctfon 36 Nemesis of I certain 40 (2 wds.) 37 - Eye al.38 Invalidated 39 C<!rtatn recipient 40 Ordinary 41 lionized 1 Affectionate ones 42 Abhors 2 Stated firmly 43 Word with maniac 3 Slows down or beauty 4 Purple shades 45 -- ear (listened) 5 "- old cowhand." "48 Posed 6 Tepee-shaped 51 Approximately 7 last in line (2 wds,) 8 Feted 52 Actress Darleen _ 9 Stall in mud 54 High-speed plane (Answers on JII8I S) DOWN WANTED SIOO.OO REWARD Information on substance when water is added its' size increases 15 to 20 times and turns to rock. C.II Daw., 652·2171 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 28, April 28, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pogreba; PSGA disagree over surveys Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document til' University of Wisconsin. Parkside er Thursday, April 21, 1983 Vol. 11 • 1'0. 27 pogreba; PSGA disagree over surveys byBob Kiesling interacting with the students. It is NewsEdltor hoped that- this will make the ,IIl<IDplingto measure student student body view PSGA in a more ..., PSGA President Phillip favorable way. :. has requested that all "So many students feel that the ..... involved with PSGA; - senators are an elite group that sit ...... justices, and executives back and make decisions without participate in weekly poll - student input," Pogreba said. ~g to measure student "They don't regard student t/fIiAl government as the true voice of 1IIe~am has been criticized the students." • 'lIIIIlbet of senators, and is While most senators agreed IIcause of the first break of with the idea of becoming more ...... 's administration from involved with the student body at II...te. large, many disagreed with the ,.. said that the surveys way it was being carried out. One .. designedto get PSGA more senator did say that they thought .. ft!d wilb Its constituency. "I tbat the idea of a clique in the lilted someinclication of how the major student organizations was -*"l body was feeling," he "not necessarily a bad thing," .. however t because of better I)Ie ri !be major goals of the cooperation between groups. ..." program is to get senators Most of the complaints centered ·tr~~~~~~~tr~tt~t~~tr~~~rttI~??rtttt\tttt?tttt~f~Itttttt~ cial Segregation ic of conference beat 'em." The Justice Department, reluctant of the interdistrict remedy, was negative from the beginning. "They opposed everything we were for." He added, "Under the Reagan administration the department stated, 'We think blacks should try to make it on their own.' "Everybndy has intended to keep blacks in their placet" Wa~d stated firmly. "Historically, this .. (interdistrict remedy) is the only • way of affecting change." topic of discussion was Reactions to the plan weren't "Iaool Desegregation: The that varied. The white population ~POUsCaseand its Policy." of the city feared that "if you get "1911, Ward explained, a case too much black in one area, it may .... ~ by the U.S. Justice go all black. Therefore, they ......,."t and was tried in 1971, wanted to stop them (blacks) in ,.ttoning whether IPS <In- their tracks. -polls Public Schools) was "The white students would then Mly ri racial discrimination in move to the suburbs _ a big table -.. !be school system. The where they could get first pick of - found. they were, and service," he explained about the ~ an effective remedy effect the solution had. ... involving agencies other Ward is now a member of the the school district. school board. "No district is less AI lbat lime, Ward and his than 15% black. No one is sitting lIIIdalel were granted court at the table alone." . ;--1Il to intervene, following Frank Gilliam, an asSOClate -: the question of whether an professor of political Science dillrict remedy was here is a close friend of professor '-ranted. Ward He was responsible for ~1IIO,!be U.S. Supreme Court bringing Ward to Parkside. "It's !bat such a remedy was giving the institullon a ,per. ~. It was implemented spective not usually gotten, he ~ the beginning of the 1981 proclaimed. He wenl on to say i;Y<ar. The remedy involves that Ward was a mollvaling two of the eleven districts. speaker. "to bo "'naining two are subjects of Ward's being here was s w ~uing court suit; it is ways of expressing the way of ..,;. .!ballhey too will become accomplishing things. .. t!"Dlng parts of the in- "It raises issues needed to be ~~et remedy. raised that ~herwise may not be IIddilion, the case decided brought out. d' .... PIIbhc housing (pre- Gilliam summarized War s ~'!"tely black) must be lecture with the perspecllve of ~ tIlroughout the county, overcoming major disabil.ties - loli; .beingconcentrated in the ointing oul Ward's ac: ata'Uley·Also, it concluded that ~omplishments. desp.te his b1,\J'd ~ of Indiana was af· ness "Nothing IS given to you, he. ~~~Y obligated to actively said; directing his ~tytat~~t~ L::. .In. elimina ting past the black commUlU. hing a:-:.~lion and indications of blacks should try to do so~~tty t~ ,--. "We have a respons. I he ....."'" who has been "han- ourselves to be i~or:::'~,'~on't ~pPed" by congenital blind~ said. "What you ge ,J f1w... bas Succeeded in his want to give to y:;::'-t the black ~~'on despite that fact. He suggests te for their own ~ of the twelve year students advoca. . in other ~ said, "The system is cause, per se, c~~~~ relevant • "ur ; all yOUhave to do is speakers con ~i;i~;;::~*~*:::;:*~~l~~;;~~;~::t:::::~:::::::~~~:~~~:~~:~:::::~~~t~~~::r~:~:~:::~tt: around the rule saying that senators are not allowed to work on the survey du~ office bours, as they cannot work in the office and be out among the students al the same lime. Senators are required to spend three hours a week working in the PSGA office. Another complaint coocerned the idea that senators should be free to pursue their owo projects. "I don't see why we have to do something that's somebody's personal business," said CIle. One offered the suggestion that the wcrk be done in a committee. not spread CNer the organization . Pogreba said the idea behind the surveys was to get not only senators, bul the other branches of student government involved with the survey. He asked that student government members get the opinions of five people they know and ten people theY lido't know each week. Students are probably going to have two reactions, he said, either positi, .. or negative toward student government. Some senators took issue with the way the petitions are worded, because they don't allow any expression of individual opinion. One said the questions were ''pretty much loaded," because they asked for obvious, yes or no answers. Pogreba plans to ha,.. the student government wcrk 00 a different survey every week. Adding that everyone who is a member of the student body is welcome to submit surveys, be said the surveys will reflect the important issues at Parkside, So far most of the ideas lor the ITiES I t.cl s~eys bave come from ,.,thin THE OLD ANIMAL FACIL oca Kr the student government itself. ed Building The build ngs are curren Iy ng Nickolas C. Burkel elected to Wisconsin Humanities Committee member COllUlllt J &lid m:enU)" ....... - elected committee to I oecood term Burckel WllI - larfeI the basia 01 1111 involvemeat til area commuruli aDd ocboIarly interfllt m Ioc:aI biItory He is direct ... of the ArdlIws IDd Area _rd1 C<Dt<r <ARCI, I reposillrY of local ............ t records. area De papen DC nua-ofilm, IDd eetIISUI data u well as r.... _, odicall and collechons of ... by local authors. TIle ARC operlts ID coojunchon with the tate Hist ... ical Sooety. .~ Burcbel WllS co - editor of ~ award - wiming book ... K......... Retrospective," which proW .. poIilical, llbor IDd bu.. _ State HiltorlCJIJ history. The leaden the 1982 Award important volume, of ent S«lety •• in Kmooba'a from ell WIllI the 110~~~~~~~e~~a flI det.Us important events aDd Kenosha·s cultural &lid ....-Ie Opera perfonned A """ kiDd of event bIk~ ;o:te ~ed It place at Parkslde du..... J On SuDda)", April M at 3:30 p m poece .. the UlDonOoema,I sptClal graup :::~:~: il""!lt1l>ed of people alSoc:ialecl willi Parkside ill ,......... lYO perform the IIlIIIIcaI pcrtlCIII 01 the opera '.U1~" wnttelll br Edgerl .... EdlertOD ia a _ It ParltIIdt . .-jIrtIII ill......... Nicholas C. Burckel, associ~te director of the Library - Leamng Center has been elected to the Wisco~sin Humanities Com· miltee, a non - profit organization that provides money to public and private groups for programs on public policy, local history and humanities - related lGpIcs. Burckel is the second Parkaide staff member to be elected to the Madison . based committee. which receives funds from the National Endowment for lbe Humanities and is composed 01 representatives of educatiOO. oog~,boor,g~~nm~t~ the general public drawn from throughout the state. Barbara Shade, an associate professor 01 education was elected to the 25 - New animal faci ities developed here ~J_ TloaokIeIn Plrhlde' Blamedl .. 1 Researcb In t lute IDd Ufe Scieece Diaoplino ..... bave a ..... AtlmaJ Care IDd H Facitil)' The fad houae a01lnllo UI<ld for re.cbll" &lid researdl It is ad)llCent to the Greenbo_ beodde the Pby$ical P1aDt Edwlrd ""'"lIeo, I ocllte professor 01 life so....,. """. flcilil)" ',. bull ~ .... the old bous WII .. d not meet lederll requ remenla "T Federll stlndlrds for I.uul e.... got ......... &lid ..... doD'! bave a lederalJ)· Ipprowd ing )"ou cao't get Iederal f ... use 1DlJI1aIa:" be 5&id Inadequate facilibM ba used by DeceBS.1 to animals for -.J ea.rs It Parb"le. The H" lltI Coun1ry High y JR II old houae thaI alU\ ened to an alll.lllal ladli!) ID t. l1IiI builq • Inadequate becatae of poor IillbtJIIg. poor lemperl!W'e control, UIllUltable ClIO .alllll'lI eqUipment aDd many oU~r problems TIle _ ..... unsui~Je for rentlO\ .. tilltIo. therefore it ceased belng _.-able in 1910. The raean:h were mO'o-.d to the temporary animal bo1<ting fleWty I. Greenquist Hall TIle G_ facility. biell has solely used for )'e8I'S. llao .... un· proper conditioDl for anamaI care due to R\'ere temperature changes &lid Iaclt of ClIO .... blOI equi1llll ent. "Teaching &lid ..-rdl not be nw.nIaJned II an adequate re 2 Thursday, Apr1l2!. 1983 ... I RANGER Editori I Stiffer laws ill: answer? With lIQIlle I~ 1IUcountry hran 01 thooe smaD chiIdreD 00 the trIcycla bo are killed by the drunk driver 1be 18 year old drunk dr~ ho killed lour people 10 that col1isioo, w'- his car went out 01 CIlIllnll or wbeD hr loot control lor whatever reason 1be drunk who ....... ed out 01 the bar .t I. m, ooIy to be robbed .Dd beaten by aomeone more oeedy 1be -10 on aDd 00. people have begun to uk ,-~.I op" Many leS have dodded that iller penaltieS are what is necessary to lop "the drinker" problem In lIu5 country Stiffer laws have been nlalled .t I t in thi tate,.Dd the penalty hasn't stopped the cIrI"*,n.'1ber .r still drunken dr,vers, there are still people being kiIIod theY are still rc allowed to come hack to society alter theY've maimed or kl1Ied hile cInI'* 01 that theYshou1dn't be allowed to re - tIIter IDCldy .lter theY've paid the debt society requires, but no one to tNnk the prtee Is high enough to pay. thai theY would stop ~ Hal It reeUy lIlopped .nyone lrom gelting drunk'? .' 10 people are loolnrc lor the dillereol.nswer, Raise the driokmg ... 0 ooelbould drink before the .ge ol21. How many people will thai lIlop' How many II will that save" Well, iIIIsaves one Iile •• t IS orth u, but hat.bout the drunk driven over the age 0121. Who stops them' ....bat.bout the ..... still uDder the age 0121. Do theYcontinue to the same harder Il1ap 00 the wrist thai reeeet violators have ~ved' Or the penally to be made stifler again? On thi c.mpus prDllr./N have been in the works to ralae the ~e1 01 .-d....- bout drlllklrc •• Dd being drunk. 1be campus IBDt ad- • lire local .hatu>enee just advoeattrc no cIruokenness. That seems I tr TIle eflorta made ha~ been well thougIlt 1be Union bar shouldn·t ve to open untU 2. m or belore 1\ •. m. It's been positive that r:oIf lree 011 the .. ghta 01 big events in the Union. By stopp.ng the ~ .1 rller time on the nights 01 big events, the rush lor the parltlJWlot isn'l everyone .1 once, trying to get to the closest bar. It beeom • lrIekJe· out yslern M.ybe II's worked. What m to be searched lor at this point, is an answer for a probl<m thai' been III the works since the beginning 01 alcohol. An ovenU .nswer doesn't come lrom raising the drinking age, or stiffening thr la • unl they .re enforced without exception, bul what does ID IDorder IS. new socializatioo .boutdrioking. WhY are our children 1OCia1ized through radio and television and mapzl_ thai the lOCiaily .cceptable thing to do is drink? For the edue tional well· beill(l 01. country, why aren't prll(ll'ams set up in the aebooIa shoWlIl(lthe eflects 01 liquor to thooe same children who witness the television commercials sayill(l lhat the weekend is for having fun th lOme lraDd X beer. U they're old enougllto see the method, aren't they old enough to understaDd the consequeneen An issue like druokermess can't be solved by ooe simple law, enforced OftJ'D1ghl,lor the good of a st.le. 1be socializatioo process is in need of rework if we .re looking lor answers to the problems involved with _ennesa We didn't get to this stage overnight, and we won't pull out 01 It overmght. but there is a country searching for an answer to a problem that they created themselves. I letters to the editor Nuclear awareness program of study; before it's too late. Julie Neu needed Few -.ea today invoke as muchlntenae leeling as the debate _r, udear Weapons. This year, IItudeots .t UW Parkside have been presented with several petitions cooeerDlng this topiC. ltor1unalrly, instead ol an lotelligenl, r.ctual debate. much of the dlSCUSBioohas been based on IrTational .ppeals to emotion. Support..... 01 a nuclear freeze bomhanl us WIth, "U we didn'l opeDd billions of dollars on bombs, could eununale hull(ler in the .... ld "~ers 01 the appmoite are lood 01 )'Ina. "We muat our apeodiII(l to keep pa th the R threal" Botb 1It.temrnts re equaU)' auntv 01 ov mplieation 1be of laid... weapons aDd del spend .... re much more complex 11110 oIten ltIpPOrters 01 one view try to trill(l them down to IUt·1ev I emotionalism. which the eDd I to • doudi.ng of I <IS 1be 01 the Ull 'I)' IS to eocoura.e Int Ih.ent .n· y tlll.lion 01 I.cts In all mlc. 'uclear eapons re undoubtably one It thr moot cruel I topics cuJTelltly faCIng ma'*lnd. I think It' equally enx:I.1 101' li.....·Parkside to try Dd repIa the emotionalism th the facts here .re the to deal with the subject· time lor Par .de to eat.b1W1 a program deallll(l ..,th r rm Certa1nly, d llUId .ttract conSlder.bIe student IDler 1be DO hrr is DOl to lim.t dlseusalon on cl r pons, to do 10 llUIdultimalely be IUlCidal Bultn cIiaewa .n without a nd (lrllUDd In the I.cta coo nl1l1 little In. democratiC lOCiety, IIIs our Dri 10 be.bI to openly Inveatlp II! .hnoat aD) It our duty 10do 10 It ... bout 111M UGlveraily ftCII(lJlIus lbat duty .Dd bean • lormal Preston blasts editor To the Editor: I am writill(l this in response to your column 01 April 14. 1983 in which you addressed the issue 01 Insensitivily. One 01 the examples of insensitivity you gave was the movement OIl campus to support free ebolee in regards to media eoosumptim aDd especially the demonstration that movement recently held at the Thursday showing 01 the fJim "Emmanuel." As organizer 01 that movement and dernoostratioo I am particularly lotrigued at the criteria you use in determining insensitivity, It seems that you leel we behaved insensitive 01 others feeHngs because we did Dot conduct our c1emoostration as those wbo opposed the film did. Because .... did oot, "(stand) in a SlDgJ. a rea , just makill(l (our) stand known:' Because we "created had leeIiII(ls for the student I laculty opposition demonstratim ,. On the contrary, I feel that we were beiII(l extremel)' sensi tive to evef')' American's right lb choose to consume wbate\.-er portims of the media they wish. Also. by including women Iwho freely parhclp.ltrd. in our demonstration we further stressed the ngbt 01 the indiv.dual to choose w"t he or she wants to do I hr. uch unhke our lriends wbo protested the film aDd distril1lled leaOets tell~ every woman that unless she behave exactly as they do that she is debasill(l all \\-omanbood I am also Interested in your labehDl our group "curiously uninteIl t .. Just because we are II'IDcwalJ and umque In WI' style of e'lpre ion we become "cunously uninlelligent." I fiDdit ppalliDl that at an institution of Iugller education your paper sees fit to """ ard a group wtuch demonstralA!d a great lack 01 _DUlty .n the presentation of their Idea> _alter .U, how much otel1igeoce does ,t take to do what I WHA,. ARE WE DOING IN NICARAGUA AND WHY ARE. WE. SUPPORTING ,.HE SOMOCIS,.A5? ./' - WE HAVE TO SUPPORT "THEM-NOBODY ELSE. DOES! \ 1 . Editor's notes Tradition lives on on by Pat Heasiak EdItor One 01 the most classic events of spring is the alUlUal Brewer Opener, which yielded a rousing 54 thousand at Milwaukee County Stadium, lor what was actually a rather blustery day. (Being an Honorary Meterologist. I can report that the weather had very bttle ellect on the mood of the crowd. For once I'm not complainingaboutweather. How 'bout that.) The watchers were bundled and wrapped in everything from parkas to ski jackets to two layers 01 the same. Nobody minded the rather intrepid weather, as a matler 01fact, it seemed to bring the crowd a bttle closer. Baseball, the all - American every protestlX' has been doing since the inception of the picket hoe?>. I fiDd it questionable that extensive media coverage was given to those who protested the film whereas our group merely presented our issue on our way into the theatre. Our faces did not appear on the cover of your paper and our voices were not heard on local radio stations the next morning. as were those of the protestors . This raises the issue of did tbose protestors really believe in their cause or were they merely creating dramatic events for the media. A little known lact was that both our group and their group were made aware 01 the lact that the media would be present at the 7' 00 showing that evening. We did ;"t show up because we had made our statement. U we would have repeated our demonslration the lack 01 spontaneity would have cheapened our cause and we would have been playing a seene for the media. The otber group did show up aDd I'm told they gave a marvelous performance. I. am '.'Shamed lhatan editor of a Uruverslty newspaper would allow her personal biases to get in the way 01 objective reporting. I'm glad there are enough intelligent people at this campus who were able to see beyond the parody 01 our _demonstratioo and receive our IDlendedmessage: tha t people are not be'DI rorced 10see this or any other type 01 film; tha t it is an ISSue ~ choice. Sincerely Bruce R. Prest"; Answers needed for crime To the EditlX': i..~~· informed are you about our J_lce system in the United sport, lit to be seen by people 01 every size, of every talent. A non - violent game, at least not violent in lhe sense 01football, these guys certainly don't attack each other. II is a spectator sport, one that develops a rather curious sense of togetherness for 50 thousand people who could otherwise care less about who and what they are sitting next to. To an extent the spectators can get involved. One curious gentleman at the game offered a numher of people a beer. Being one of those people who can't stand beer, I gave up my chance to the fellow sitting next to me. He not only drauk my beer, he had numerous cups of beer, which provoked him to shout States? Do you realize that there are robbers, rapists, and even murderers out on our streets every day? These people have paid a refundable deposit and are free to walk around until their court date. They have committed a crime; some as serious as munier, aDd by law most of them can get out of jail by paying only a returnable lee which they get back the day they go to court. How safe are we really? There have been men who have raped and bealen women, let out of jail, and raped again while out on bail? Our justice system says it is protecting the innocent by its allowances. But it is also giving liberty to the guilty and endangering us innocuous bei ngs. In additi9" to the bail principle; Continued On Page Three numerous otBcenities at ~ City. Under normal clrcumstances, people .oDerllJJ don't accept a dri,* lraIJ a stranger, hut under IlOrIDlI scumstances people d... ·t appreciate listeniDl to wild • scenities. Under tbeso clrcumstances, most poopIo jailed 10. Even though the B IaII their opener this year, Ibo ....... didn't care. They w j. practicing being loyal to ...... 01 good 'ole Milwaukee 00,. ... brought a tired city aliWe full 111I fall. Most people hang CIIt1II! hopes that the Brewers wiD I." all the way again this year. 001 fellow even said, "Who carll • they win the series. The!'s DOlIIIe important parI. It's ~ that they get there again, aod. they play againsl St. LouiJ diI year, those birds better w.1dliL· <Obviously a dedicated lao.1 So the game of baseball qaia takes on a meanill(l even do'l* than the sport. The ~ III t1II! baseball season is a special'" tha t marks the end III a .... winter and lets people lookforward to a fun summer. E""'- the Brewers don't win. JlaIoboI does indeed yield a cerl8i1 heritage with it, and poopIomaking the spectalor sport something they can beinvolvedIII U the Brewers lose it all in tIJe end, we'll look back every .,.. and comment abOut what I :: season has jusl taken ~',....d most 01us will probablybe 'I"'""'" for saying, "How 'boUt tIIID Brewers." Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Sha fiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jell Wicks Jolene Torki Isen Herbert Kubly G)anger E'" HawsEdItIr -~ Foature ~E_~= coPyEBUSi~== Distribution MI...... Assistant BuSlnessMl;: STAFF Sharon Aken, TerrY Byrne Maureen Jlurk., .laB'" ~u~,!k!,r - Phillips, Carra ea'riello, CatMrine ~CI"" a rlc,a. Cumbie, Dan Dowhower, Micha.1 Kallal, ~ortendlck, Jnhn Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb LUe!H"':: T aYb.urn, Napolean Scarbrough Dave Schroeder, unkiecl. ' , RANGER·s Itt ttl ¥, f//IIIIh responslbl I f wr. en and edlled by stuclents of UW . Parkside and ,., PUblished~: .ts editorial ~IICy Md confent. andflOl..... RANGER is p/ ~~U~SdavdUring the academic year except durino "'";SCOftIlll Written m.'~ . y the Union CooPet'"ative Publishing Co., Kenosha, All corr~pon~:;'on l:.,reqUired for reprint of any portion of RANGER. IfYof 'IfItl1I"'" Parkside. Box Nee ould be addressed to: Parkslde Ranger, Unlv~' Letters 10 t 0: 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53141. "*"II" paper With ~e Ed.ltor WMI be accepted if typewritten, doublespaCec! on Sf nllft'lbl'" '" elUded tor Vl!rifi~;i~ margins. All lette.-s must be signed and 1I te'ephOI'Ilt Names will be ·'hh . • Deadline for let'f~ .elel for valid reasons. Ttl' RAH~ reserves all editor~ 11 $~day al.3 p.m. for publication on ThUrsd8'1'~.", "".,- defamalory content: privileges In refusing 10 print let1en which Ranger editor named SUFAC chair by Jennie Tunkieicz upon the resignation of Luis . IIdejuli Irom the chair of ;'u.r.A.C. (Segregated rniversity Fees Alloca ~lOns CoIDmittee), the committee !leCted Pat Hensiak. th~ oew ",irperson. valldejuli had liaired the committee for two ,..rs and has chosen to resign b,.n the position in order to ...,.,teIy train a new student to Ilk' over the position. "I've enjoyed the time I've .... t ... this committee. It's heen III aidto understanding the many !Ul"ti .... 01a University. I feel as 11've done all I can do with this ""","ltee, and now it will he able '" developmore in the positive iIlOCti.... So, it's time for me to move into something else" s .d Valldejuli. ' 81 Valldejuli feels Hensiak will d a commendable job as the chair o~ S.U.F.A.C. "Pat has been on the committee for the past two semesters! and she went through the experience of budgeting the segregated fees for this campus She still has things to learn, but she WIll do a fine job for this committee, the students it serves and the campus. She is a fa~ person and that's a necessity to this committee." ~ensiak is currently the Ranger editor. She has worked for the Ranger for the past four semestf7~ and intends to give up the position of editor after 'this Kenosha to hold summer festival Kenosha'sFamilyf'est '83 will he !be IU'Stof a series of year Iy festivals to he held on Kenosha's lIkefrontduring the Fourth of illy weekend. Called a Hmajor civic event" by tie mayor's office, the festival Iillleature ethnic displays, street W, and major entertainment •.. mparahle to the likes of the 1'<InrnyDorsey Band and country ....ie singer Eddie Rabbitt," IlCOrdingto Mayor John D. Bilotti. "The purpose of Familyfest '83," the Mayor said "is to provide good, cle~n and wholesome activities for the families of our area." The festival is scheduled for the afternoon and evening of the third and fourth of July, and will feature activities in the downtown, Simmons Island and Harborside areas. ~$~;;;;;;~;l;i;l;i;;;~;~;~~;~~~~~~;~~;~~;*~ii~E_ Letter Who are you kidding? To the Editor: compared to Bambi, considering Who are these protestors kid- how much pornography there was "'l! Emmanuelle, The Joys of a in it. If the ladies and gentlemen IlIDanwas no more an X-rated had seen the movie before they lIOYiethan Bambi. That's a bit of started complaining about it, they .exaggeration, but I'm sure you would have seen how harmless it 1ft my drift. The only reason I was. As far as sex is concerned, .... t, as was probably the same you could see more sex and naked ......, lor going for everybody bodies, i.e. female bodies in _, was to see what all the particular, in movies like eemmotionwas all about. It was a "Porkies," "Private Lessons," real disappointment. I was "My Tutor," and "Joysticks," !linking, "Gee, this movie must and all these movies got an "R" lIe~lIy dirty or they wouldn't he rating. Now I haven't read in the IlUlngsuch a big deal out of it." paper about these people Now don't get me wrong, I wasn't protesting these movies. lID'e1ygoing to see a lot of The mere act of showing the adulterated sex. I've seen my film was, as far as I can see, was IIlareof porno flicks at bachelor 1l to show a variety 01movies lor Ilrties and with Iriends and this different tastes, and 2) \0 make a IIicIt could very well have heen Continued On Page Four $~::::::~:::::::-::::::;:~;~:::::~:::~~:'-:::;:"::~;:;:;~:::::::::::::'~~")~~ • • :....:o:o:.>:o:::::::"$:.:::;»xo:~:o:-»:-:o:·::-.««-:-.-;:;:·.·:·:-:·:-:-.·.:::::::::::m::::::::~ I la1er to th~Editor ... CootlDuedFrom Page Two hperson is lound guilty of a ~~~ even to the extreme of first r murder and is sentenced to e in prison, he or she can be IIroled after a short time In all ::=tuaUty,life in prison m";ns nil. roccnt iocident exhibits this Paint. Not loog ago a man came to ~I lor shooting and killing his IieIcI and disposing her head in a _.:.-He was found guilty and --<need to life in prison. His t:te is set at eleven years. en years and this dangerous ::;111 he out on the streets of II ca again. Is this justice to ~ the mnocent people who he is 10associate with? ~ething has to change in this ...~,- SYslemwe oow work with. b;"""'ts here at Parkside need to formmire involved! Become in- '<r ed, he aware, this is our Btc,ldand we have to live in it. _~me informed about our ia Ice system a nd you will see it .. <lJelor a change. Write to a foeIlecongressman about your Per Ingg suggesting a change; Iri haps no bail lor certain • meg,or life sentence not being Sta~easly II years confinement. !hi on a small scale, great ""~ can happen when we hegin Io~' We have to start foeIi""'here. Express your ~ to a congressman. If we all work together w~ G~ ~lp change this system, by starting small and ending big. This country will he safer for all of us and a beller place to live. Name with-held upon request. "Lisa.·· the new glamor prl of the world of per$ODIl comput has star biru,. lor the ..,. annual Compcter Fair at Parkside: rrom 9 8.m. to" pm CXI saturday. Apr 30 111 .. n PIal:e The fair ..iII locus 011 IeCOlld generation microcomputers includi~ Apple·$l1..... • ell 8)1. magaziee calls .~ lDOIt Important oo'elopmmt 1ft com.. peters in the last fl' yean" • 'ational Apple ~ Brian Donahue .. ill pr ta live demonslralioo or Usa I..'....... which ioclude Slmplifi<d controls actl\'8t.ed by a device called a mouse "Nell .-.places conventional keyboard com. mands. Lisa also hand! a f range of computer c:bora eluding word process.,. f electronic mail. and '!a ..... other compute-s. The ParlIs,de Computer , .. hlell is sponsori~ the fair, pomts out the event .. an exceI1eI1 opportunity lor people conoIder purchase of a or bome computer to and a>mpan man) or the a>mputen OIl todIy New advances in child raising explored at lecture s~mester. "If the Board of Directors for the Ranger re _ elected me, yes, Icould do the job again. At this point though I think I'm ready to give the position up. Apphcations ~e being accepted ~or the new editor, and mine isn't in the slack," Hensiak laughed "I''!l. interested in leaving ~ position with the same feeling I accepted it. I feel good about bow the paper ran this year. Ifelt good about accepting the job. We certainly could have done more but the job we did was well : thought and well- done. There are good people here," she said Like Valldejuli, Hensiak· said she's ready for a change. "I enjoy S.U.F.A.C. I've been on the committee since October aDd I think it's a strong committee on this campus. In a lot 01 ways I t?Ink Luis built that reputation. I II try to keep it up. A lot depends on the committee people. Not many of the decisions on the Ranger or S.U.F.A.C. are made by one person alone. It takes collective thought and cooperation, looking forward to and I think the committee has that." Hensiak added that she is looking lorward to another good year at Parkside. An anthropological look at infant bonding, including lather - baby bonds,. will he the topic of a free public slide - illustrated lecture at Parks ide bY Linda Briesemeister, an adjunct professor of anthropology. at 7 p.m. on Tuesday, May 3 in loin 324. Recent studies have ShOV.ll the first hour after birth to he an important time lor the development 01 some kinds 01 mother - infant reaction, Briesemeister points out. Her own research has centered on the lather - infant bond and compares two groups of fathers and infants. One group interacted immediately after the child's birth and the other group's lirst hour together took place after the infants had spent lour hours in the Hf .... ·A .. '" WA.'ED $100.00 REWARD Information on substance when water is added its' size increases 15to 20 times and turns to rock. C". In., 652-2173 ,/tI£LEADERPte '- Downtown/Kenosha Regency MalllRacine Shop both locations for men's wear . ear Shop downtown Kenosha for women s w " RANGER Thursday. APfU2l. 191:1 3 High Tech the star of Computer Fair of nursery Briesemeister ..,u the beha\1ors of each group am t!leir possible imphcatiOllS for futun! fathering and de,-elopmeDtof car - ta)m~ kilt. inee more mother are working ou ·de the home, la are often bei~ e peeled to lake on more child care r pan. S1bili • sa d The ;...,,- ......... W_T behaviors exhibited shortly alt birth mal faCIlitate both anot!lIer infant and lather - OJIt I", teractional sly! added Roundtables scheduled u nOIMJ accepting appliutiort for Edito for the 1983-84 audemic ur. Applicant mu be rqi red Park ide tudent planniD to t • at lea t 6 credit each m tet'. Dudline for application : oon, April 22, 1983 , . nd application & re ume to: Thursday, April 21, 1M3 RANGER Eagle population down this year, environmental group says . . ******Club Eventstdn~**:·1 Young Democrats organlzlngll tak lace UWPDT ::;ar~~~:: c~:il':8n~a~q.'1 , The 1983 W,.cOQ5ln Young organizing local units of Yo~ aI2p.m. All events;1 lis ;~ent Trike Race Two is coming to race wm be held in the M:.\':_1Ilo Democrats Convention will be Democrats, and present a panel 10 the UW-River a Parkside. Apr. 22 is the day. Just Concoutse on Wednesday A;"" held pr 22.24 al UW-Ri_ Falls discussion on women's Issues. center. information about when you tbought the halls were and Thursday, Apr. 21. Ii: ·21 Evonl planned melude The main orders of business will ~ m~ convention or about safe ... Trike Race Two! If y~u fee IS$10 per team, Which::: bes by RepI Earl Gilson, he the formation of a Wisconsin ~ ~ local Young Democrats know four people wbo want to ~1O a T-shIrt for each team ...... bor Harvey Stower. and Rlcbard Young Democrats platform and unit ~ntaet John Horn, con- $100 cash, send them to the Urnon and a pitcher of beer f... the_ Shoemaker, aJtd secretary of the e1ectioo of state offi~. (. chairman at 715-42&-5991 Information Center to pick up an The teams must consist" tlIoi te DouI LaFolJett.e . . yen l,on ident at nt form. Registration forms women and two men. Pri Tile group will also conducl The convention WIll begrn or BIll Murat, state pres e nrybe turned in at the Student the winning team Will i:far wtll'ksbopa on campaigning and Fnday al 7 p.m. and end Sunday &l8-256-8065. ;::fe Office in Union 207. ,Ask for nounced during signup. 10- Marcy. Sbe knows what s gOIng PSE Will hold an orientationfar on. the initiation of prolpoeu.. Dart Team members ~re urged members on Thursday, Apr.1I1t to turn in your 7st donation to buy 6 p. rn. 10 Moin 0-130. Furtbor a new dart board as soon as information can be obtained at 1Ila possible. Donations can be turned Loop 500 signup tablea. in to Marcy at the Student Life Ch Office. ess The Dart Team is planning the first annual state - wide dart tournament for May 6, 7, and 8. The Parkside Challenge is our chance to show this state what darts is all about. Parkside students who wish to play for the Parkside Dart Team may sign up on Monday in Mol 126atlp. m. We want to win! We want you! Join the few, the proud the Dart Team .. R ... 1la 01 the Ea&Je Valley Environmenta1i I' aMual mid - wlnler bald eagle count thrvuCboUl the Midwest reveal cWy 508 .. lIleS 111 1983 compared to IiS3 In I9IZ and &15 111 11111 Tbis 18 a III dec ....... 111 total ... mbers dosplte more obIerven In the lIeid Tbis brll,- the WlDlering &1 poJlU Ia bon bA cit to wba t il w about IS yean ago. The ruaon f... the reclIctioo in ealle ... mbers is unknown It fallon a decline in bAld eagle repro<!uclJon throughoul Ihe upper mldwe.t and cenlral Canada &Inna tut summer Last year many people believed thai bald eag! moved further south iato rn<ft southern stales tilte Arkansas, Mississippi. Texas and OItlahoma. If tJus were true then the mild winter of '82-'83 sbould have aUowed the eagles to stay in their more northern winter1na areas. However. this does net appear to be the case as no eagles were reprted at Dams 02 - 6 00 the Mississippi River and only a few were reprted along the Wisconsin River. The ...... Its of thts winles"s count demonatrates the need for more intensive and comprebensive studies of wintering eagles across the nation to gain an understanding of bald eagle movements and population trends. Terrence Ingram, Executive Director of EVE, states "Studies utilizing radar, radio: tagging, and color marking are desperately needed if we are 10 learn the facts necessary to save wr eagle In the wild. The business and corporate community as well as private individuals are urged to support these studies. The eagle's only hope for the future. is for us to determine what Its survival requirements are while there is still a viable population left in the wild. We must then insure the protection of those survival requirements through whatever means are necessary." Who are you kidding? __ Froe Pale 'l1lrft profit They .... that "Porkies" made over SIOO mUlioo last year and thouIbl that maybe since there wun't as nearly _ much leX .. "Porl"es" that they could get away Wllb it They were 32 people short of makJJlg a new attendance record for any of the movies so lar lhis year. If there weren't any protestors, they probably would have gotten a lot more. ow, if the coUege was showiJ18 a movie like "Deep 111roat" or "Debbie Does Dallas," then I could see these radicals getting upset. Even I would have second tboughts about the people in charge of PAB. I don't consider myself an autbority on pornography, nor can Iquote tons of books and articles u.v-sItyolW~ PRESENTS PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE THE WORLD ~D OTHER INVENTIONS A PlAY BYLUIS0 !'RA1A WEDNESDAY, APRIL 27,1983 8:00p.m. COM'.1lNCATlON ARTS THEATRE Ad.,ence Tickets S3.SO General AdmIssJon '2.50 Students/Steff/Senlots et the do« 14,00 & 13.00 For reSer.,lItions clIlI 553-2581 !lPECIAol orrEll. ITH THIS tDUPON~ One tIe et for this stat PlUS one tld.et for fA Delicate aalance' (April 22-1~.2'-)O) for $4 In advance on'v at Union Info C~~ter or F'ne Art~ OJ~lslon Office. ADORnS like Miss sahakian, but I tJunk, that these radicals are making al mountain out of a molehill. That, movie didn't stimulate me in thel very least. The only "rise" it got out of me was a gond bearty laugh. I tJunk if these ladies and gentlemen don't want to see the movie they should do like the rest of the student body and just not go. If they don't want to be bomharded with criticism, then first research what you are going to criticize. And best of all, don't judge a movie by its rating, sometimes it can fool you. Sincerely, J.B. and Pam Rathmann IVCF Did God have a plan when he created the world? For what purpose did he create you and I? Whatis God's will for your future? Drew Trotter, Director of the Elmbrook Christian Study Center of the Elmbrook Church' in Waukesha, will be addressing the topic, "ln Search of God's Will", on Wednesday, Apr. 27atlp. m. in Moln. lOS. Trotter has a B. A. in English Literature from the University of Virginia and an M.Div. from the Gordon - Conwell Theological Seminary in Boston, Ma. He is currenUy working on a PhD. in New Testament Studies at the University of Cambridge in England. PSE The tJurd annual Loop 500 will be held on Wednesday, Apr. 27 at 1 p. m. on the Inner Loop Road. The race is being sponsored by UC accepting applications The United Council of U1I ..::'{{{:}"':"'': :'.'. .. . ..:.::::,::,:\{,}:,::,:,:,::::.:..... ." .;.:.::::::::':::.::,:. Student Government is .... ac- :rirr::::::i::':::::'::::/,:{.:.:~Y~:~iB~Y.:i:~::.::t:::m:::::m:::t::::::::j:,::t??':'~:l~~;- :r!1~~~;rve jo~ 1 -~,.. - _.. ra~~~r ~~rl=. period of ~~~ .. Duties of the Legislative ....... MUMarquette Director include: (ba~ dina te and supervise the UnlV·ersl·ty Of the Legislative AffaIrS com- . mittee; Actively lobbY ~ of the United eouncll 1"'":;:... 1 before the Higher EGIcaAids Board and tlle Leglslalllt: Monitor all meetingS of :: := of Regents; Direct a .... efforts to achieve ac:adelDkuwlegislative reform m~ .... System; and report on!.... UDitad legislative issues to - Council. ...... Applicants should have .. knowledge of legislatiVeiIIlIO'_ the campus, state and ~ levels, and provide SOllIe sUd Of writing ability and ha~ oral communicatiOdl skil\sU- ~ The deadline for app1l~ be Apr. 29. ApplicatiOdl t5 submitted to: scott l\Is-:'r:'SI., President, 8 WI .:-. (.. ' Madison, WI 53703,.. -- 263-3422. ~~~~t??ttt~~~:~:~i~:~:{i~:~:r~:r~:~:~:r~:n:;. the TAP BEER 30( MON. THRU THURS. RAIL DRINKS 7S< 10 P_M. 'TIL 12:30 GAME ROOM PITCHER $2,00 Hwy. 32 between Racine & Kenosha LSAT Law School Admission Test Review 2 Saturdays, June 4 • 11 9 a.m.• 5 p.m. FEE: $95 LOCATION: Lalumiere Language Hall, Room 205 MarlfJette University Campus For more information contact: . . MarlfJette University DIVISionof Continuing Education 1918West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee, WI 53233 124-734Snr 224-7499 The Chess Club is IJlO!'IOrIII tournament on May tItlrd a fourth. Sign up will be heldIll': Union Rec Center 01\ the tIitt Fee for the tournament will be" for Parkside studenta. For IIlGIt information, we urge yINtoatllld one Of our meetinga. Tbe a.. Club meets Tuesday n1gbta fnm. to 10 p.m. in UniOll207, ..... Wednesdays from I to 4 p.m. II Moln. D-I33. Cash prizes lIlII III awarded.. Geology The next Geology N..... will feature Dr. Eug_l. _ of the University of Neoada • LII Vegas Department of Get- '•• on Mid Tertiary VoIc:uIsm II Sou1ltbeherhenNldevadaM The· Nia I' WI on O!!day, Apr .• It 1 p.m, in Grnq. U3, SCA The Society for ereau.. Anachronism is .ponaorl,. a lecture by Parkside prot_ JIll Ruud on "Leif ErikIon ..... Viking Discovery 01 AmarIca. There will be a talk and a ... presentation beginning at I p, .. on Wednesday, Apr. 27 atip.ail Moln. 107. All are welcome. If you still haven't beard, till SCA recreates the middle ... _ as they were, but as they !boIId have been. So if yIN ever WII1laII to be a knight, a nobleman, • even a wizard, comealoogand. for yourself. A whole new wllld awaits you. Write Ranger a letter rS •Parkside student recounts his travels in Soviet Union c...Unued From Last Week conversation. I SOOngrew tired. buy a botUe of wiDe and take tbe bioIOflY. A1tboullbbelqUll to the ralber m liar... The trip a10D s;ncetheprofessorwasamemher a!'d decIded to turn in for the trolley back to my botel. During Pi~ is not maDdIltAlr}. aD ed .. to_therw~""". Ii the Communist Part~. our night, The.genUe rocking motions the return trip, I was approached. le&nlel:I tbat the Soviets fee/thol complel* mudd:Y ...... ad tionswere answered WIth the of the tram SOOnput me into a as were many members of our children .. ho do belong ill tmetalroof •• Ilark Cllllltrall :;"ted Party rbetoeic, and in sleep from ~hich I did not awake group throughout the trip, by a becune bettor membon of ely 10 !be .... I.ad onIorly aputmeDl die end. neither side was able to ~ntlI our arrtval the next morning young man who wanted to trade for it. At this parti",lIar P.lace. bull fouDd Ul the dey . ..,..wee the other of the validity ID KIev. with me for such things as blue the children _mod to ""joy the In !be e\'0I1In&. .ueDllod • Ii their respective positions. activiti"'italforded WewerelOld Ukr.,nl.n folk dance per' An evening circus perfonnance that !be wel!kly .ctivily .t the forma com~ lb. llIlJIIlIed out our day. Despite the palace was \be high point of each dIllI OI!f'emoay The Ire III ·ticalmessage delivered at the students week, and !rom the wbich the CClIID!I\ Ia ~g of the performance, the impressions I got. the aetmlies Inte In tballt by ciJtus was very comparable to seemed very much Iilr.e lbme IntourtJI and III aole IUfllOM Ia '" d the one - ring American fouad in 4-H Cluba --... .. • _.... lor ,-'" 11J'1.ely Since I bad !be eveDlng free. I touriIla 11ft • decided to take • lui to -- _ .lIIardl II Thursday. March 10 Intourilt Hotel. The Russ wtloft I Atour of \be Ca III........,. em 11Ie morning was spent viewing sal in \be bar for • beer. Alter • one d the ..... Ililll d Klr¥ die rather impressive collection few mimi ... I IIruclr. up • COIl- cupoed our entire IDllr1IlJ>&. AI1or. di!Played at the Pushkin Art v..... tiotl with • )'OIq man !rom bn., tour d the tp'OUIIdo •• ..- GI1Iery. Among the more well the IIIiddIe - East who. I was of III tIIrouP Ibe Gold lDOWJl art objects were Rodin's sboclr.ed to learn. was • Jewisb loIu um •• coilectlOD of ID- "!he 11tink ..... as well as several Israelite! Since he spoke Yay lncately carved jewtlry. eallDl b t Mintings y ar IS s · t such as little Eng1isb. !be the ~_. Cotl..... Itiotl did u • _11 ..... _ ._ .rtifacta .nd :;:;"n and Picasso. My tour of was ra r spane; ~er ..... _ fOWlllmJ(j throu&bout -- h t ed that I mam .. to I.... tbal he was. !be.... AIt« the ..-m. .... Deryw... s or en so -member 01the Israeli On"".1 d ended deep ,nlo \be llIUIdgooutand take a few more Party. and that he was.1 Klr¥ catacomb 00 bleb Ibla ;etures of the city on the last day. Slate Univeraily stlMlying drama monutery i bulIt •• ad wtloft 11Ie afternoon was free for THE ETERNAL FLAME -a memorial to those who died during through • "Fneodotup _ Ex- • the remalDa 'aome r.thor tIqlping al the Beryozi<a shop. a the 900 day siege of Leningrad in WW II. Seen In the background cba." program. Unlortuoately. preaevedl of e!rom aU U'e in which goods can only he is a mass grave for those 600,000 people. the Cotlvenatioo \but far bad d hfe who blted bauibt with foreign currency. exhausted his English ~!be III1ddIe ...uy by tourists or Party Friday, March 11 jeans •.a down. coal, or .any - vocabulary, and he re-joioed !be ~ alten>oclD IlIIDbers. Little of the mer- The weather in Kiev was cold Amencan articles I mighl be m I"'rty he came in with. I IiDIIbod '-F~p • H_ .mise in the store interested and drizzly as we drove to the possession of. Since hia EnglIsh my beer, and headed back In my were .bIe to esdoaDp and • and I took the Metro to Red hotel Dniepro. After checking in. and my Russian were both '!' law bolel, convinced lIlall bad made _"'_ th Sooriet UlilDta ... ....., to do some shopping at and eating a light breakfast. we quality. It .took me a while to the most interesting discovery d ;;;;jas caleb. cnmpte d _I 6UII the large central depart- toured this 1500 year old city, finally convmce him that I did not any_ otl the trip tIlus far. life .. lite for. _, m .. itoce. and view the changing pausing periodically to leave the want to trade. the Soviet 1:_ I ...... ' \be al. " IIle guards at Lenin's Tomb. bus to visil the numerous war -. •_ 13 Ie"nooa Ib • )'DIIIII mao named IiIlcetheceremonyendedat5:05. memorials. It seemed as though 8alurday,MarcblZ We lefl the hotel earty thla Andrew, hn I I rued .. • lIhadtobebacktothehotelby the weather hecame tbe coldest We spenl the morning touring morning lor. two hour boll ride Il.udyioc ~ iD IlOl* d 1:11to make dinner. I made a mad and rainiest as we viewed "Babi - SI. Sophia and SI. Andrew into the country to vilit KaneY. becClllUDC.lra.... tar d ~D .... f... the subway. and fought Yar". a monument to 100.000 Jews Cathedrals both filled with an where "'" saw the gr.~ and .uthors I eapec .lIy joyed IlIh bwr to make it back to the who were massacred by the NaZIS innumeraWe amount of gold icons museum of \be Russian .utbnr hemg able to IIDdDIll_I We .. latel at 5::1) on the dot. during World War II. It is in- dating from the sixth to the Taras Sbevchet*o. The trip al- like for And.... • Inslead of Mlerdinner. we traveled across teresting to note that no guIde· fourteenth century. These highly forded us a cbance to see the rvr~ .rgwng over poIltlc:a1\do.,... linto the train station where we books or lour guides mentioned ornate gold leal paintings serve to areas d the Soviet Uniem The as many people IIIthe 1II'O'lIIA!rom tIarded the night train for Kiev. the fact that the Jews were show the wealth and power the l1'nd looIts very much lite the mid otber . achoola chaee to do The lIIoe we were settled in our massacred, rather they prefer to churcb held in the Medieval and -westUnitedSlates,veryrich.nd alW1>llOll ... very .'}V)''''K ......... most of us waodered say thaI itwas only Soviet citizens Modem Ages. fertile. Since we wen! punIed as paI1 of the lnp . ... " h h t th I who lost their lives. The afternoon was filled with a to why \be ~1ets bad • gram .... y t roug au e raID. This evern·ng.we went to a ballet PaIa .. shortage wilb so much fertile IaDd lIIItingwith people from other visit to a "Pioneer - ce I wed JIlUps and drinking tea out of perfonnance by a young and where we saw school children al their disposa~ "'" our ..- with very trIlate silver rather inexperienced dance involved in extra _ curricular guide, and W'en! lold thal the ....... The tea was delicious and company. whose memhers. un- activities ranging from ballet to problem lies,not in prockIct!Oll but Sltl1bargain at only 20t a glass. fortunately. gave a very poor "gil the atlnosphere on the performance. Since the show was • was very condusive to less than enjoyable. I decided to UWSP Semester Abroad Program r----.I ~.'W!! ,- Ir;'.~ ...... .....,.., a;... .J Sheet Music & Books .f Instruments & Supplies j Sales & Service SPECIAl. DISCOUNT WrrH PARKSIDE I.D. 2425 Geneva St.• Racine Ph. 681-3261 NORTHSIDE MUSIC RANGER ThurSllly, Apn121. 1913 5 Write or CIIU; Or. Helen Corneli. Director Intttrnational Progrwns 208 Main Building University of Witconsin, St~ POll'lt Stevens Point. WI 54481 Telephone: (715) 346--3151, 2717 EARN CREDIT WHILE YOU LEARN-ON SITE-ABOUT BRITAIN -Tour Europe for a month; settle in suburbon london - $2600 Projected Cos1s - POLAND -See unfamiliar cities of Eastern Europe; live in Cracow with Polish stundents· 2400- CERMANY -This semester gives you Munich, music, art & travel in the heart of Europe - 2800· TAIWAN -Compare the two Olinas & Hong Kong, too -$2880 • ... 6 Thursday. April 21, 1983 RANGER Student Art exhibits open THE 1913 STUDENT ART SHOW OPENED this past Monday evening. Running through May 6, the show Includes artwork by Perksldl students in such medium. as painting. drawing, sculpture. textile work and jewelry. The works are being exhibited In the Cornm. Art. Gallery. Gallery hours are MondaY" and Thursday trom 1·6 p.m .• and Tuesday and Wednesday from '.10 pm The show I.being lurled by Jane Bride. Adminl.trator 01 the Cudahy Gallery of Wisconsin Arf af the Milwauk ee Art MuMIlm. PARKSIDE ART STUDENT IRIAN PASSINO currently .... an exhibll of hi. work. entitled 'Underwater Epl.odes I Chicken Soup ChnNIlc ... • on display in the 0-1 sactlon of the library. The work. wan cr .. tad in In· c1apandant study under Prof. Dout DaVlnny, and _. clone wUlI Ie" tip end .prey color. *** ************** : T An a"ordab'e eoening ~ tLouiGE ~ it fllelt De.. _ "''''''!JC'' ~ it CUSTOMER * : APPRECIATION HOURS ~ : 7:00 'til 1J :00 p.m. ~ it Wednesday thru Sunday * it Join us for an evening of "affordable * it good times" at the Lounge! Featuring * it a large dance floor. new sound system, * it cozy corners and generous cocktails, * it all at a truly affordable price! * it Highballs Only 25( * it Tap Beer Only 25( ..... it Top Shelf Cocktails Only 50( ...... it Premo Top Shelf Cocktails .. Only $1.00 ~ ~ Admwion: 13.00 ~ it 7-11 p.m. Only * iC We fMel'Ve the nght to refuIe let'VCe at anytime *" it OPEN 6 PM 'TtL 1 AM WED. - SUN. * : AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE ~ it PARTIES MON. & TUES. * it •••••••••••••••••• * ----------------------------,I I I I I I Valid 7-' f p.m. Wild.• Sun. Only I '~:'=,:::.IROAO::..KEN0St4A """- 02'7588\ " .... Rac\ft.1 I ._--------------------------~ I THISCOUPON GOOD FOR FREE DRI K Soviet travels continued C t1Daed From Page Five Nazi assault on the city. little about. 011 • The afternoon was spent on a decided to skip the mormlll1 tour, general city tour, where we choosing, instead, to YlSlt:: learned that it is forbidden to build Iarrner's free market. and thO any modem structure within the catcb up on. some of fi ~ city limits of Leningrad. Wben old photographs I missed 00 our U'S t buildings are tom down, the new day in Kiev die to mclemen structure must duplicate its weather. predecessor AIter hD>Ch, we went out to the . airp<lrt where we boarded a late Thursday. March 17 anemoon Aeroflot flight to This morning, we visited. the Leningrad. Although the flight Leningrad "House of FriendalteDdants on Aerol1ot are not as ship". The meeting consisted of f";~".dl, as those 00 American small group discussions with airliners, an:! the passengers are . Ii Th ti not provided with son drinks and various specia ists. e mee ng pearans, the seats on AeroOot an:! did afford a group of us the chance the ride of the aircraft are equal to to meet with a Soviet "physician that found on any other major who answered the questions that were asked of him as best as he airline. Once we had landed in could through an interpreter. Leningrad, we transferred to the From him, we learned that the Hotel Europskaya. AIter settling Soviet medical education system into our rooms, we went down to almost completely parallels an excellent dinner, and then took American medical education a brief walking tour before tum- programs. We also learned that lug in for the night. It should be most Soviet general - pracnoted that the Europskaya is titloners, as well as obstetricians comparable in luxury to the Marc are female, while most surgeons Plaza Hotel, and yet the cost of are male. In addition, we were rooms there are the same as in all told that the concept of nursing the other Intourist hotels. homes is non - existent in the Soviet Union, and that sons and daughters and their families usually provided care for elderly parents. After talking with members of other discussion groups, I had the distinct impression that most of the specialists who headed these group discussions were simply stating the Party rhetoric in response to various questions on economic and foreign policy. Most people, I believe, were disappointed tha t there were no students a t the meeting as we had originally been promised. The afternoon was spent touring St. Isaac Cathedral and the Peter and Paul Fortress, where we saw St. Peter an:! St. Paul Cathedral, the resting-place for the Czars and their families from Peter the Greatonward. In addition, we saw the prison at the fortress where many political prisoners were held during Czarist times. Our evening was spent at the Gala Farewell Oinner, complete with vodka, <;hampagne, a seven course meal and a Ukrainian folk dancing troupe. The evening was filled with toasts, singing, dancing and a touch of sadness a t the realization that we would soon leave this country that we knew so Wednesday, March 16 As we set out for Pushkin, to visit the palaces of Catherine II ard Pavel I, the weather was cold, wet an:! foggy, a very distressing thought when we foun:! we would have to walk nearly half a mile to our bus after the tours. Upon touring these palaces, it seems very strange that the Soviets spent millions of dollars, and countless hours restoring these structures after they were gutted by the Genuans in World War II. The restara tiOD workers did a remarkable job of refurbishing the interiors of these buildings to the highly ornate, and at times gaudy condition they were in at the time of the Czarist rule which the Soviets fought so bitterly to overthrow. Upon our return from the palaces of Catherine II and Pavel It we visited the Piskaryovskoye Memorial Cemetery. the burial place for the 600.000 people who died wring the 900 day siege of Leningrad during World War II. At the entrance to this awesome monument, there is a small n;tuseum where photographs, diary excerpts and hospital death records depict the oorrors of the Kenosha Phone 654-2193 R.;!{:ine Phone 637-7211 or 552-9564 01[><0 S"ppl~ Co. 510 College Ave. Racine, WI 53403 Brosk 5810 7th Ave. Kenosha, WI 53140 10% DISCOUNT WITH PARKSIDE I.D. • • • Friday, Marth 18 Our final full day in !be Umon began with a two hourSori,t of L'Hermilage, the Czars ... sonalart gallery inside the....!!· Palace. It IS said that ,...... milage is so large that L'llor. spent two minutes ai each if ,.. art, it would take YOU ::-" years to tour the m "- gallery is filled wi~ '!lie French Impressloni.ts Ilubr painters, and includes a '.. ~ by da Vinci and a sta~ Michelangelo. 'Phe gallery i'-lrlIP a work of art, since !be in~ decorations are the same as--- the Czars lived in the la-- We returned to L'H~ ... the afternoon to visit !be~ Room, a collection of go1d smanship dating from !be~ mileniurn B.C. an:! .... Itwnio. . through the 19th century A::::! the objects found in this';";"'- sword scabbards, bel.... : hoxes for snuff, pocket "aldla, and toiletry sets or gold <II ...... the Czars squandered their .. riches. It is strange to note tbIt the largest diamond foundiD .. Gold Room collection is <II .. bridle of a horse; and that 1Ia' hay. In the evening, we atteadedI performance of "The Barbor " Seville" by the KIrov Opla Company. The performauce.1I Russian, an:! is cOlllparabletAlW by the Metropolitan Opera Company ata fraction cf !beeall. The tickels for our perf.......... which were for oox seats, _ about $7.50. After the performance, I.... back to the hotel to do as .... packing as possible sincewe_ depa rting for the airport eerIy II the morning. Suprisi~ ..... comes easily, since 1 taw tomorrow will he a hectic dIy. Saturday, MarchI' After a thorough inspecllCll " our bags by Soviet Custams of. ricers, and a three twr dell, ill our flight from Helsinki tAlNew York, we're finally winging our way home. On refleclion, I realized that the more Ilearned about the Soviet Union, the .. I really knew. :-:.. one major"'" I ha ve, .is tha t I was not able III learn more about the inhabitdS of a country which makes up - seventh of the earth's land ..... II Next years Russian semiDIJ' will coincide with SprilWB'- I ~l.n ••~ 'ii .......; ••i IA l1lrll more lD- " . 11 IV'" :.:.:~ .....- - formation ahout the trip aJntael Oliver Hayward at 553-246'1, or stop in his office in MolinaroHall. Room 129. tt~~~~t~~~?~(ttt~~~~~~r~t~tr~~;~;~;~;~;~;~t~ Parkside Happenings PAB's coffeehouse Cl)IIIlIIiuee sponsored the annual ':~ Slage" last Weduesda~ 10 Union Bazaar. At .... JlOiIis::: 200 students crowded t!'" . watching a vartety .r adS.:: c1uding jazz and JiopIIaI' 1O)Ie groups and variety adS, .rs jugglers an:! the famu::;:::- Thousan:! Voices" . tile sf· The show lasted the II! 111!1 ternoon, and pAD said .... received more off~ for -:- If they bad time for, ~~h of tbO last year, when the ..... - ~ of show had to be cut cUeto interest. 'ViSGI' The Parkside Fine Arts ~oreof will hoSt a world predU_s ill "Ulysses," a chamber ."';rillll' concert form. The opera 18od .ill by Mike Edgerton, a",..... feature piaoo Wll'ks by Vignieri. ted '" The concert will he presen 10.is Sunday, April 24, at ~. is III the Union Cinema. admission charge. . ,,, ~~:~:~;~:~:}}~~~:~:~:~:}~:~:~:~:~:}~:~:~:~:~:~~:MM*-:,; ~ Shots luehr fearlessly predicts '83 baseball sea byRobb Luehr everyone. Boston New Y k son sPits Shots Spots: I finally Cleveland don't ~tand a ~ha~nd of the division. ~something good to say about this ye~r. ce The National League West: l. ge Steinbrenner .and .the My picks for the A.L. West: 1 San FrancISCO 2. Los Angeles 3. r,:.... In a recent interview Chicago 2. Kansas City 3' ~n Diego 4. Atlantas, Houston 6 ,.USA Today. he stated tJ~t he Califorma 4. Seattle 5. Oakland 6' ncmnati. A surprrsa pick. you ,..!doever increase the pr-ice of Mmnesota 7. Texas. This is ~ say. but I think that the Giants .. dJeI' seats at Yankee Stadium year for Chicago. I think the Pale ca:1rlllt off this year. They were ,.~ as I live." The price of a Hose have the people and the -:;: n a few games of winning the .. die' seat is $1.50 ... In the talent to reach the top of the heap thes~as: year. and should stay at eL Herschel Walker has 10 the West although most of the e p or the. year. lIII1Y'brol<enloose. He rushed for other writers don't put Chicago on t~OS Angeles IS alwa¥s a serious ,. 1110 yards for the 3rd con- top. The Sox have a great slarting ~~ and they will he The IIlIdive game to lead the New staff and one of the best catchers ~on er, as usual. But the team 1JfI!! Generals to a 23-22 victory 10 the Majors in Carlton Fisk Thereally watch IS the Padres. ,.!be Washington Federals. . . Kansas City and California .are the y acquired Steve Garvey from ,.. Ryan of the Astros struck the only other teams in the inf free agent market. and their _7 batters Sunday to move to division with the capability to take ;o:~ solid. Be on the lookoot liIIiD 7 of Walter Johnson's all - the A.L. West. The Royals have a The ther three .strike. out record of 3508. .. fine infield am a proven reliever mak 0 _ teams won't lIdlinaDy. Joe Wolf decided that in Dan Quisenberry. They will be Atla:ta': serious challenge. It,,,,wdgoto North Carolina. He, in the thick of the race all season beginning wrr~streak at the lid lIBt he had to get out and long. California has Tommy John fluke and:;" as ~so"'bras a .,erience the real world. The the man with the bionic arm and together a s~n ~ y ~ ililioo was made, according to they have a power hitling team year. Houston and eanc1nnati fIIf, abouta half - hour before his Just a step below the Brewers. The aren't solid enoogh to make a run ... conference. rest of the teams are also - rans. at the title either. lIiJ is also the time of year and wlll all be trying just to stay lf all goeS according to plan. it _ every sports magazme and out ~ the basement In the final will be Milwaukee and Chicago in rIllY newspaper devotes a large standings. the American League Playoffs ldioo tn predictions for the Now it's 00 to the National and San Francisco and St. Loois U; .mg season. In order to keep League: In the East. here's how I the National League Playoffs. In ,with my peers, I too have fIgure It to be: 1. St. Louis 2. the World Series look for a llIlected my thoughts and Montreal 3. Chicago 4. Pittsburgh rematch of last yea'r's fall classic. IIleIoped my own picks for this 5. Philadelphia 6. New York. St. Only this time the tables will be JIIl'.1f yw think I'm full of bull, Louis is just too tough to be turned. Milwa;u.ee will have it·s • just disagree with me. let me denied. They have the best overall first world championship since .... Leave a note or write a speed in the Majors. and they 1957. lIlIIranddropit off at the Ranger have the best relief pitcher In .... And DOW . • • • Bruce Suller. They showed what la's begin close to home. with they're made of in the World .. American League East. My Series. Look for them on top again _ces: 1. Milwaukee 2. this year. 1IlIim0re 3. Detroit 4. Toronto 5. Montreal is the closest to the 1IItoo6.NewYork 7. Cleveland. I Cardinals in talent and ability. Ill' be somewhat biased. as are and will challenge them all season .. of yw, but I think that the long. But I doo't think they have liners will repeat as champions enough to stop the Redbirds. My '!be AL. East. They have the oot - on - a - limb pick is the Cubs ........ 1to take them to the top for third place. They've acquired ... , despite the losses of Pete Roo Cey as a free agent. Along YlIckovichand Rollie Fingers. with Leon Durham, Bill Buckner. ~ still have three capable and potential rookIe of the year IIUlers in Mike Caldwell Don Mel Hall. the Cubs have plenty of 1IItnn, and Bob McClure.' They power for the friendly confines of Gilave the best offensive punch Wrigley Field. Keep an eye on 1110of baseball. and that won't them. ... much this year. Baltimore Pillsburgh and Philadelphia IlIlbe in the thick of the race all might start out fast. but they ,.r, even without Earl Weaver won't be able to keep it up all 1nIWld. They have one of the best season. The Pirates don't have the Iluting pitching staff in the horses to finish higher than foorth. lInerican League. Detroit could and the Phillies, with the "Wheeze IoiIb high or low in the division. Kids" team. don't have the lIpenctjDgon if their pitchers stay stamina to keep it up. either. The lIolthy. I think they should be Mets have an ice cube's chance in lIIIe to puD off third. hell of gelling out of the basement """e's not much to say ahout r-...:.--i;:;-;;=;:-:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-:--;;;----,-;;;:----:-~-;:--,;:;-:::::::::--:;--, lberost ofthe division. except that Tllronto will surprise almost Classifieds ~Q SERViCES . C"ll Barb 65,.· ..5]6 IA .5,00 weekdays or weekends. ~"M 'JIG or more each school year. Itltlble hours. Monthly payment for IlIttlf'lll post!!'s on campus. Bonus based on ~"s PrIzes awarded llS welL 800-526- ~ltl! 2 bedroom al Woodcreek beginning ~ 1s1.Call 552·9528before 8:30 a.m. or l:ly I~me 11Inlef6led. Try to let me know .... end 01 April. 'V,.., PERSONALS Ttl. T~INS BARk, I snarl. The Duck 0tlI UE DUCK doesn't snarl. • ;RWISE OR INNOCENT: always prank III \/Ster. :,~ DUCK: Is there an afterlife and how .... "fTom midtown? Hopelessly Wan· ..... ~ PLAYER WANTED: for rock / blues ___ call 65 ..·04456 or 6.S4·3624• •. ' GI1)9I"9 you was a memorable ex· C4tto~C •. lov., Alex !tilT': YOu're my bestess bUddy; watch ""a r~lJIation. love, Canada 0. l 21st is National Grope John Kovatlc' ~ GI....ell grope for the Queen. Halle a 1M. TRg~vea grope. See John K. tor deTails. _ buT E BARKING DUCK ran out of soap .-u.V.hold the sunflower seeds for now. rt'B1 • Someone recently told me you're '-C' eel To Emmanuelle. S.C. ~"'TIs::,~'sa disTant relatille, bUt not that Folt 5U FOR RENT . IfIIrt MMER SUBlET: professor's 5 room bt ment In Racine, 2 bedrooms and Daol S, 'oWl! furnished, Indoor swimming JlJI,; ~niS courts, air conditioned. June, '""It" ugust, S400 a month. Call 553·2320. btg 2 bedroom apartment at Woodcreek. • ..;nnlflo. June 1. Call 552-9528before 8:30 "'t ~nlghttlme if interested. Try to let by the end of Apri I. '''l PERSONALS (Cont.) ., """'H rats on SUFAC chair. Halle fun. lOV' A '¥o MADE my dream come true in one "IA lie, Rick. IIt"J.UlOUS. Robb. IT-. A GROPE. See John. 1t",~E QUEEN'S FAULT. I{ AGE SALE: 5303 • 33rd Aile., IIoutnosha Antiques, furniture, ctothes, etltstShollres, moTorcycles, new skiS, hope Sal ~~I"odSu':~ch,much more. Starts 9 a.m. • • • Sports Shots SpotS: Art Schlicter, former Ohio State quarterback and presently with the Baltimore Colts. has a slight problem. An NFL investigation has disclosed that Schlicter has inculTed heavy gambling debts. On a $200.000a year salary. he has almost $400.000in debts. His life was threa tened by the people he owed. so he agreed to tell government investigators who the gambling figures were. in excha Ille for protection. The NFL is considering suspending him from NFL play for at least a year. Gambling is not new to the NFL. however. Back in the early 60's, a few Green Bay Packers. including Paul Hornung, were investigated for placing bets on gam~. CONGRATULATIONS TO TED MILLER, Miller. a Parkside junior finished 99S in the Boston Mara thoo Monday. Miller's time was 2:43.10. He was the first Racine finisher. Taste the difference Kraeusening makes. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE RANGER Thursday, April 21, 1913 7 I Whitewater sponsors raod race The fIlth amual 't\li-.ter Half -Marathon and Slmul~ Four MtIe Run ..iUbe held. y 1 ponsored by the \\ Wlutewate< Arm_ ROTC Detachment. the races wiD begin at 1 a.m. at the lnl<nectino of Prlllrie Street and !arin Road no the t; • Wlutev. ate< campw Plaques. medals and T will be awarded For the AAU certified 13.1 mile Half - Marathon. plaques go to the male and leawe Medals ..iU be awarded tothe flrlt three finisher in oach of the follo1iing claus. MaIe - IIand under. t9 to 24. 25 to 35 to. to 49. 50 and 0\-ee, Ll/l .UlIenls UWW faculty; Female - "'" • male excepl lhat last • cIau 40 and over. All who complete the race will reeeiee T-Ibirts. COMING EVE TS ~ ...." _~.'J" T- .-s w be av. .t ..... OPEIIt....·-U'~ byPert30Clt~ ............ ,1l fret .,.. ~ to "... PUblIC MOVIE l'itdl.,..,I=."..,.- Rlw bit,......"JD ... '" ~ PA8 --_......_..- .... -.. ROUNDT ...BLE Pred a F F ~--. v., a'1' 15..,," .,~.... .",.,... WORKSHOP ~ .. , II. ~ UIUOn ...... CONCERT ~turong ""'..... oM' ftt4l pvOl>c a1flO 0.."," ... - .......,.., ......u L~~-UcRe. bY Prof J lI:VI.lII" tl. ¥Ol. '" ....... ... ....... MOYIE .~..... (RI ......... ll;.Jep 1ft PA8 PLAV ·"Ttl.WQrIO.,no(littliw _.., ... In ...,.... ..::.:=::::~~ COl'"rnUftoca'oon ATf1. n..~ ~,.ra... a1. ""CIA F.,. ~ DovoS Of" u- • 1 Thursday, April 21, 1983 RANGER I Women's Softball 11le Wom... ·• Softball team WCl1 lht CoIJoCe 01 St FraDds Touraa ...... 1 tbi eeltend .... imillll all 1_ pmea lhey played. They _I' Aucuouna CoUece (10-6) I Ft .... iI(2~) UI-Chicaao (4-1) Ftn'iI tale <3-21 "Col Ieee 01 51 Ft.nci was rated second In lht DOli... and ...e I lhtm Tho team is jellillll laIOtber vory well," comm... led Coedl Linda Orafl Juncr Laur. LaumtZi 1.3'/$ MltlJc .nd 5Si ... Mae) and rr-hmao Jackie RJltmer (314 Mlli .nd 42$ ... Mae) won lht l"Il tiltera .nd MIChelle MartinO voted oel V.luable Pi_ 01 lht tournam ... 1 Tho" recerd lJIlproved to 14-3.wtiel> illht beat lhty.... ~or had .1 thI. poull 01 lht_ Tho t m will be competiJll nery day tbi in order to 1Dll1<. up lhe r.uled out IImea. Draft acknow lbal Ibis will very hard lht team, ially WIthlht wealhOJ' belllll ..-blycold On onday. the .... m pI.yed 0Ihk0lh On1'uelday ,they pI')'ed Wlut w.ler. Yeal.rd.y, lhey played DePaul .nd today lhty play Aurw' col •• t 3 p.m. in Nrilyt .. Spri"lll Park. 11IIa weell:end lhty will be .-,.loIlft lht Circle Toumam ... l. Drafl feels lbal lht compeliliCl1 will be louIb. but DOl as lougb as Iaol weell:end Men's Baseball .. I 01 lht m... •• baoebaU .. ..,.. ha ... been called 011 ..... to a.d weather G.meo have been _Jed since M.rdI IS. but AprIl U w.. lht first .. me the • IMm has played since spriJll br'eM:. The first p me was against Cartlla .. Colleae, P.r1lside losing ~. In the """"nd .. me.lhouah, of lht double heacler the teem woo 3- I ~I Hartnell was lht ...imillll pildler, stri1li"ll out 5 pI.yen, _~ four, aivillll up 3 runs and aIowed 4 tilll. Tho hitters f... PuloIide ........ JCliInHyatt, Scott Getlartt and Chris RaW!. Tho IMm played MSOE lasl saturday w1ic:b ..... called aile< lht bottom hall ollht stath imillll bora ol the 10 - nm rule. Tho "m I~. MarkScbmitz w.. lht WUlIlI" PIlcher. He strudr; oul 11 wa ed 2 .nd allowed 2 hits. ",. Iaeli.. tillen ...ere Tom Weiport '21 ... 31and Joe Krisilt (2 kIr 41 RIc:b SallIbury lit • arand slam home nm f... 4 runs. Tho second aam. of the _acler w.. called alt ... r.- 1/2llIIll", due to a "blizzard," "O..e ol the llUYS hil • beautiful ... bullht ou!fieldon couldn'l _ il bec.use ol the suo... " __ ed Coach Ob..-~. Tho IMm pI.yed ...... 7-1 ".. _end lht leam trave4 to UI· ClicalO, wlich Oberbruner I could be • loll up. Vets Run Results Tho rat Annual Vet'. Club fi... mlle run .... place m April 16 Oftr 110 rumen .... part 1ft the fun run. Tho wlmer ol lht ~I Donald Ow.... lth. lime of • mlDJt .nd 38 -.xxIa. Tho l"Il tlr ~ flJlllben wore Do M.yrand III second place .1 • ~ John .yor In llurd with a lime ol 29:57,.nd III fourth place Gary Ladooaa WIth 32: 10. In the women' divilim. Trudy Ritacc:a t k fiflt wIth ... 1nnillll lime ol 31:08. Tho next tlree ........ e'Ton lurray, second place .1 34 411. Edna M..... n .t 41, and P.t Short.1 38:44 Tho ambularre fi.-shed the race in the _ ~d lim. ol 3t23 Tho want lJme 01 the ... tln! field .. as IIlllit Tho ant runner of the lIeId ald. "Hey .1 Ieut I b.... _ bour" ".. race ..... abortor 1IIu ~. bul U Rich W__ .. Ill al 1M ......... presrenta tion a!I"eIDooY. "This is our first lime in the race business, neal year ...e will be bigger .nd bett...... Welboo is s\artiql to organize nex t yea f'S event presently. WelbCIl woold publidy Ult. to lbanll lht followi"ll volunt.... s: Mid< and John G_ood. JCliIn Butterwcrlh, P.m Pelersoo, Bob OI1l, Pea Burlti, id< '!bom., ~ Friend. Tom Bey, Sue JlOrdJne .nd lbt bad Jassmin. Men's Track Desple lht cold and ,.,ullI, the Men'. Trac team turned in some ...ry aood ..... and lim.. at the 'orlh Centr.1 Collea. meet. Mmly McPheron .nd AI CorTea fini.hed second and fifth r""pectively 1ft the 400 met ... run. McPher ... •• lJme was 53.2 and Ccrn!a'. 55.3. Although the two 1'UIlDfI" in the lIOO met ... run did DOl place Coach Lucian Rooa was VOJ'Y happy with the" performances. Glen Schultz ran 2:00 .nd JlIO Brewer ran 2:00.3 Inlht 5000 met ... run Jim Miller p1.ced fourth in 15:23.5.Tho mile relay composed of McPheron. Schultz, Ccrn!a and Rich Miller came in third in 3:32. Brian DilllliJlS, a forward for thi. year'. basketball teem, in his 6rat lime ..... jumping, jumped IH."He had to borrow someol1l!S api1l .. because he couIdo't find li •. Ithiolt he will do very well in the. future," commented Rosa. This Saturday, the team will be competiJll in the CarlbaIe InSPORT NEWS vitalional, .1.... with U other leams. Rosa feels the team faces louIb competition and bopes for the best. He cites MUwauitee and Osbkoob to tum in some good performances. The meet starts at 11 a.m. Men' s Tennis by C.rr. cariello On April 1\, \be Rana ers took on Beloil coUeae. The Ranaers came out vicl... iously with a fmal score Ii 5 - 4. The winners of the single matches were Cal Sinaletm over Chris Bmner (6·4) (6 - 4). Tony ielsen defeated Greg Manson (6- 0) (6·3). Art Shannon over Mark Giamelto (6 - 0) (6 - IlIn the double matches SioaJet ... _ Jim WYJlSlra defeated Cbris BonDer and Gr.. Mason (3 - 6) (6- l) (6 • 4). Nielsen - Milte Brinen defeated Ward Krull- Gianelio (3 - 6) (7 - 5) (6 - 3). April 13, the Ranaers took on carlbaae Coil.... The Ranaers won ooce more with a score of 7 • 2. In the sillllie matches, SioaJetoo defeated Tom Bovle (6 - 4) (4 • 6) (6 - 4l- Nielsen defeated Kirt Jacobson (7 - 5) (6 - 3). Shannon defeated Kevin Suchsland (6 - 4) (6 - 3). Wynstra defeated Kevin Parker (6 - 3) (6 - 2). Double matches Mejia - Shannon defeated ~tTyI ... -Tomp ....... (6-2) (7- 6). SioaJelon - Wynstra defeated Jacobson - Suchsland (6 - 2) (6 - 2). Nielsen - Brinen defeated Bovle - Rid< Goschey (6 - 2) (6 - 4). On Thursday, April 14, the Ranaers took m Northeastern. - 11>0 Rallllers were defeated with a score of 2 - 7. Tony Nelsen defeated Kevin Ulbert (6 - 2) (3 - si. Art Shannon defeated Marly LaSusa (6 - 2) (6 - 4). Both in single matches. Friday, April IS, the Rangers were supposed to take on Lake County College, but due to weather conditions the game has been postponed until Wednesday. May 4. April 16, \be Rallll.... tooIt Concordia con ege. The fIna1 .. was 9 - o. All the sinal. 0Ild ::!!: meets were won. -..... Saturday, April 23 lht Ra,... will take on M":.loe V con ege in an away lOme ~ Rangers won last lim. (APtii'- they took on M.V.C. w1tballeGre'lfl 7 - 2. HOPE FULL Y next week Tony Nielsen and hrs teammates "''' get some nice weather and get to play their matches outdoors, ,. t'ry and western. , un A d so does coun Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Physical plant workers face potential shift change Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of . Parkside Physical plant workers face potential shift change PROTESTERS and movie viewers seen Thursday. Union Bazaar by Jeanne Buenker - Phillips and Bob Kiesling Building Maintenance personnel are protesting an announcement recently made by Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz to change the working hours of some of the maintenance personnel, known as BMH's, for "Building Maintenance Helpers " from first shift to third shift. ' Third shift BMH personnel were originally transferred to first shift almost three years ago to help relieve supervisory shortages. With a reclassification of the third shift supervisor from state civil service to classified academic staff, the shortage will be filled. Physical Plant administration anticipates that the change will go into effect shortly, when a new third shift supervisor can be found. Physical Plant head Jack Dudley originally supported the change to first shift "on a trial basis," but said that some of the personnel needed to be transferred back to third shift because too many personnel were working on the first shift. "We do not feel it's the most efficient utilization of manpower," he said of the present system. BMH personnel charge that they are paying for mistakes made by management. In a printed statement they said, "If the management has problems with supervision, why not correct the problem? Why take it out on the employees?" They also stated that the first shift had received many letters of praise for their performance. The BMH personnel also charged that an additional $10,400 would be required for extra heat and light costs for the third shift. Goetz stated that the change of BMH hours to first shift was in fact an experiment, and the change would be made as soon as a revised maintenance supervisory structure was completed. An academic staff member will be added to supervise the BMH personnel of both the first and third shifts and aid in planning, but, "not get involved in the operational nitty - gritty." Goetz also said that the estimated cost increase of a split shift would be about $4,000, which would be offset by the increased operating efficiency. BMH personnel would not comment further because the shift change is not official yet. "We have not received anything in writing," they said. Goetz and Dudley both emphasized that the shift change has Prolonged incompletes lead to "failures" by Jennie Tunkieicz Many students at Parkside are unaware of the incomplete policy and are finding F's on their transcripts. The policy has been in affect since the fall of 1979, and says that. Students who receive incompletes in their courses must remove them before the end of th e following semester or summer session. If the incomplete is not removed within the required period of time, the grade will lapse to an "F". Last semester there were 749 incompletes filed in the Student Records office. To date, only 130 of those incompletes have been changed to passing grades, therefore, 619 may be lapsed to "F's". "It's the students responsibility to make sure their incompletes are taken care of," said Gail Starks, Student Data Analyst. There are many reasons why students receive incompletes. If a student is unable to take the final exam or complete the required assignments the instructor may grant an incomplete. If an instructor fails to turn in grades then all of the students in that course will be given incompletes until their grades are changed. their grade changed. "I wish more students would look at their transcripts to make sure everything is in line. We just carry out the policies, the decisions are not made in our office. We can only assume in good faith that students are aware of the policies," said Starks. If the time allotted to fulfill course requirements is insufficient, then students can apply for an incomplete extension. Students must make a request for the instructor to take executive action and grant them an extension. Don Gunderson, Associate Registrar, feels that the incomplete policy is lenient at Parkside compared to that of other universities. One change he would like to see in the policy is to extend incompletes to full semesters and delete the summer session requirement. "I would prefer students have until the next full semester to make up incompletes because many instructors are unavailable in the summer and their courses are not offered," said Gunderson. Students may not graduate with an incomplete on their transcripts if failure in an incompleted course itil their grades are changed. would would mmakake e them them inel ineligib igible le to Students receiving incompletes graduate. Therefore, students are ar"c e sent sent a a fform orm rpminH remindincf ing th#» them m tn to nrffed to take care of their incontact their instructor and have urged to take care __ completes as soon as possible. been under consideration for some time. Goetz stated that the move of al l BMH employees to a single shift had never been a permanent move, and that the administration has found that maintenance work is completed more efficiently when "they're not competing with an operating institution." He said that self - evaluation by the staff would be facilitated, both in the areas of personnel and product performance. "It's the result of ma ny hours of deliberations," Dudley said, adding that while the single shift was a good idea at the time it was implemented, a changed supervisory structure would allow the split shift employees to plan major maintenance, such as painting and floor sealing, without interfering with the operations of the university. Movie produces many views on issue by Masood Shafiq Photo Editor A large crowd showed up at the Union Bazaar on Apr. 7 for the 3:30 p. m. showing of the film Emmanuelle. The crowd included a small group of protestors consisting of stu dents and faculty, as well as movie goers. The protestors chose to ignore the group of students who put up an act of dragging a female student, tied up in chains, forcing her to watch the film. Of the 75 people who saw the film that day, I saw a brother and sister, a married female honors program student, and a female president of a student club line up to see the film. Were these people lining up to see the film because they approved of the subject matter or were they making a statement that they had the right to choose for themselves or were they simply curious about the film that had caused so much controversy? In all, 365 peo ple saw the film during its entire showing. For all the films shown during the entire semester only Raiders of the Lost Ark outsold Emmanuelle. The number of v iewers for the others films are as follows: Poltergeist - 255, Star Trek II - 268, The Enforcer -115, Raiders of the Lost Ark - 397, Richard Pryor Live on Sunset Strip - 238, M*A*S*H - 271, The China Syndrome - 69 Rocky III - 181 an d Reds - 44. "A Delicate Balance" at UW-P Edward Albee's Pulitzer Prize winning "A Delicate Balance," a play at once funny and sad, sober and silly, is the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline's spring production, on stage for two weekends in the Comm. Arts Theater. Performances are at 8 p. m. on Apr. 22,23,29 and 30 and at 2 p. m. on Apr. 24. Advance tickets, available by calling 553-2345 a nd 553-2042, are $2.50 for UW - P students, staff and for senior citizens and $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 for UW - P students and staff and senior citizens and $4 for others. The play's plot is simple. A man and a woman whose suburban - based marriage is crumbling try to shelter the woman's alcoholic sister from the pain of a bitter world. During the course of an evening the couple are visited by their unhappy daughter and another couple freshly traumatized by a shocking experience. The central characters are thrown into an emotional state "delicately balanced" between sanity and madness. Members of the cast are Andrew Brhel, of Cudahy, and Lee Lawler, of Kenosha as the couple whose marriage is disintegrating; Patricia Casciaro, of K enosha, as the alcoholic sibling; Rebecca Julich, of Racine, as the daughter; and Scott Reichelsdorf, of K enosha, and Liz Schoenoff, of Minneapolis, as the traumatized couple. Albee, whose plays have won two Pulitzers, is considered one of the most important playwrights of the contemporary American theatre. He has also won the New York Press Association's Best Plays Award, the Lola D'Annunzio Award and the Obie Award. "A Delicate Balance" is considered by many critics to be Albee's best work. Harold Clurman, writing for "The Nation," called the play "brilliant... it is a further step in the author's progress and is superior to his more sensational 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?' " Eliot Norton, writing in the "Boston Record American" said of "A Delicate Balance": "The play is as simple as a child's fable, as complex as life itself and although the story it tells is profoundly serious, it is often gustily funny." The UW - Parkside production is being directed by Leon Van Dyke, associate professor of dramatic arts. Special ticket prices are available with a coupon in the Ranger. For $4 persons can buy both a ticket to "A Delicate Balance" and a ticket to the Milwaukee Paradox Studio Theatre's production of Luis O. Arata's "The World and Other Inventions," to be performed at 8 p. m. on Wednesday, April 27 in the Communication Arts Theater. dis^^^he^pr^^em^o^parl^ing^urf^^^^saVfor^a "sce^ne' fr^'A^e^ka^e^Balance ^ CommunVcat' to"heato"'* SPr ' n9 ma '" ^ Pr ° dUCt,0n A" ril 22 " 24 ^ 2 ' - 3 ° in Thursday, April 14,1983 Editorial What's Earl up to? People have begun to question the good intentions of one Governor Anthony Earl after a set of w hat many Wisconsites see as failures and errors. The straw that seems to have broken the people's back was the headline last Thursday showing that the state overpaid for a land development site. Were the land actually going to be developed into something the people wanted, few would have blinked an eye, however the land was acquired under rather curious conditions. Appraisals on the warehouse site ranged from $950,000 to $1.1 million Earl's administration agreed to pay $1.2 million to Loop Distributors for the warehouse in order to convert it to a 200 - inmate penitentiary. This all took place despite the protests of homeowners and Henry Maier Milwaukee's mayor. The claims say that so much was paid for the building site because, "we didn't want to gouge the owner." Certainly enough, the efforts to add a prison to the Wisconsin area are frustrated and unsuccessful. The state went ahead with the purchase of the property although there was a court order blocking the sale of the property. The court order was sought by Maier and other concerned citizens, protesting the prison location. The shine people saw on Earl when he was in his first days as governor has worn off. When he entered office, Earl was witness to a budget deficit ever increasing, and an unemployment fund owing the federal government some $880 million. Earl's first step was tax After gaining way with the five cent tax on a dollar, Earl urged increases and surgages on income tax. (That is for those lucky enough to have jobs). Many politicians foresee that these increases will not take place as it is only seventeen months until most of these politicians are up for primarv and re - election. J The other thing people feel uncomfortable about are the appointees Earl has stumbled upon. Most feel that Harold Fuller is unqualified for the personnel position Earl has given him. Earl was good - hearted enough to give the office of Transportation Secretary to Lowell Jackson a gubernatorial candidate in 1982, Republican. While Earl, working the Department of Natural Resources, DNR, appeared to be an environmentalist, at this point, he is backing Jackson's new highway package even though the environmentalists are very opposed to it. People have begun to question the roads Earl is traveling himself, through the state capital, wondering if he really is a governor in office for the good of the people. Letters to the editor Pornography degrading - level mentality when confronted with a valid issue. Therefore, I will not go into depth on those points. Pornography does, in fact, put rape into an acceptable context. The industry is based on lies about women's sexuality: "The pornography industry misrepresents and abuses women's sexuality. It presents women as willing, compliant toys and as masochists who seek out pain. The message is clear: Any female body is available for comment, to be grabbed, undressed, possessed, beaten, mutilated, raped or murdered for the 'erotic' pleasure of men. Equal numbers of nude men and women are rarely found in pornography. Rather, nude women are usually viewed by clothed or unseen men. This one - sided exposure in itself is a humiliating act toward all women. (Note how one - sided nudity is used by males to dominate and humiliate other males in prisons and military training)." (Women Against Pornography, NY, NY) During the last decade, a new body of research has proven a definite link between aggressive pornography and aggression against women. The following quote is from a pre - print written by Dr. Edward Donnerstein, who was kind enough to send 2 different pre - prints on this subject to me. It is to appear in R. Geen and E. Donnerstein (Eds). Aggression: theoretical and empirical reviews. Vol. 2: Empirical reviews. New York: Academic Press, 1983. "One question that might come to mind is whether or not there is, in fact, an increase in aggressive erotic images. Research and reviews (e.g., Eysenck & Nia's, 1978; Malmuth & Check, 1981; Malamuth & Spinner, 1980) tend to suggest that such images have been on the increase in recent years. More important are the findings that have shown that exposure to aggressive erotica can, in male subjects, result in (a) self - generated rape fantasies (Malamuth, in press); (b) an increase in sexual arousal (Malamuth, Heim & Feshback, 1980; (c) a lessened sensitivity to rape (Malamuth & Check, in press); and (d) an increased acceptance of r ape myths and interTo the Editor, "Asserting that those who have no power are practicing censorship is ludicrous." This, as stated in the March 23 Ranger's guest editorial, is true. We are a grass - roots level protest, exercising our own freedom of speech to sensitize others to a very valid issue. Unfortunately, many people do not wish to be enlightened to pornography's degrading treatment of women; to its increasingly violent content; and to the fact that aggressive pornography has been proven to increase aggression against women. In fact, by the exaggerations and blatant lies told about our protest, the same people who have accused us of censorship have literally censored the real issue (and people's thoughts regarding that issue), thus far. 1. No group in power has been asked to stop the movie. We have approached these people only to make this issue known. They were asked to remember that, as individuals (and groups of individuals), they have every right to speak out on this issue. Fear of a slap on the wrist by a defensive or threatened student group is no reason to forfeit one's own freedom of speech. 2. Our petition did not "demand" that the showing of t he movie be halted. THIS ONE MOVIE IS NOT, AND NEVER HAS BEEN, THE ISSUE. No movie is specified. The petition states only what we feel the issue is. It ends with the statement: "While in agreement with the above points, we ask that PAB not show pornographic movies in what is meant to be our educational environment." As far as social responsibilities are concerned, we have a very basic right to a non - degrading, non - threatening educational environment. Just as we expect the KKK and Neo - Nazis not be supported and promoted here, so do we expect the porn industry not be supported and promoted. As you can see, social responsibilities carry more weight than many would wish to admit. The other exaggerations and lies are imbecilic. We take this as evidence that these people are incapable of anything past surface Editor's notes by Pat Hensiak Editor A few days ago, last Wednesday, I was walking down the hall over by the bookstore. I was looking into the bookstore window when I heard a number of books falling onto the concourse floor. Without stopping to see what had happened, I turned around and saw out of the corner of my eye that a woman who could have been about 25 or so, had fallen down, and her books flew into every corner of the hall. Not thinking that the woman could have probably used a little help, I just kept walking until I got to the first alcove, past the bookstore. Then I realized what an idiotic thing I had done by not at least stopping to see if the woman was hurt. So I turned around. I didn't go back though. Instead I stood down by the corner of t he alcove and watched this woman slowly get up, gather her books and continue. A few people chuckled as they went by, perhaps giving the woman a feeling of being rather embarrassed. None of them stopped to help, most people either ignored that anyone was even on the floor, or they personal violence against women and (d) an increased acceptance of rape myths and interpersonal violence against women (Malamuth & Check, 1981) as well as self - reported possibility of raping (Malamuth, Haber, & Feshbach, 1980). It is of further interest to note that these increases in arousal and changes in rape attitudes are also highly correlated with actual aggression against women (e.g., Donnerstein & Malamuth, forthcoming; Malamuth & Donnerstein, forthcoming). These attitudinal effects and their correlations with aggression were the basis for a series of studies that have examined the direct relationship between aggressive erotica and subsequent aggressive behavior." While absorbing this research, people of conscience will realize that pornography is no longer what it used to be. It has evolved into an extreme. What must be understood is that by showing pornographic materials on campus, we are supporting and promoting an industry which literally legitimizes a culture of violence against women. NOTE: Anyone interested in reading any of our material is more than welcome to do so Believe me, we have a lot of it Sincerely, Donna L. Sahakian The insensitivity of it all stared in a rather critical way, like the woman had something wrong with her. Feeling rather guilty about just standing there staring at her myself, I approached the woman and questioned if she was alright. She glared at me, and reported, "Yes, I'm fine, just never mind." This of course made me feel even better. In the midst of feeling good, I realized that the only reason the woman had responded to me in the way she did was because she had indeed felt a little embarrassed by what had taken place, and maybe she was a bit angry that no one had the courtesy to even help her pick up her books. I guess I would have felt much the same way. I certainly would have responded similarly. Thursday was another day, and insensitivity still ran rampid through the halls of Parkside. This time though, the insensitivity took place down in the Union Bazarr area, right before the X-rated film was shown. There were opposers to the film, who all stood in a single area, just making their stand known, they weren't loud or obnoxious, or insensitive to the people m the line who were drawn m to see the film. They just wanted to do all they could to let people know where they stand Then there were the people standing in the line. Some talking amongst themselves, others looking rather embarrassed about Theirnprnh Gy ^ StGpped into - ineir embarrassment was not enough to keep them from seeing the movie however. The third group was a rather dispassionate looking group stirring in and amongst the crowd perhaps looking for a wa™ demonstrate a good bit of insensitivity. They did an outstanding job. A n umber of people took one girl and made it look as if they had chained and bound her into captivity and dragged her off to wherever. To be honest, I was rather embarrassed by the insensitive display the group had put on. It showed how curiously unintelligent a group can be. The display really only caused bad feelings for the student / faculty opposition demonstration, and the people waiting in line to see the movie. While I'm sure certain people found the demonstration quite humorous, others felt the impact in the vulnerability they experience every day. It's one thing to take a stand and recognize with others that stand, and demonstrate that stand in a well - thought, intelligent manner. It becomes a different kind of experience when people lose the perspective of sensitivity that they otherwise might hold. It's a shame that has to happen in an institution of higher education, then again, maybe the insensitivity of it all has to be seen as part of t he learning experience for all involved. Correction Pat Mulligan, a Parkside Senior is not graduating with honors in Economics. She is graduating with Distinction in the Honors program. Her story was the second in a series on students involved in the Honors program and graduating with Distinction. 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" '^written, doublespaced on standard size eluded for verification letters must be signed and a telephone number inDeadtfne"f o r''tetters ^ s' Mond Va '' reasor « reserves all editorial ilrkmjJX • p m for Publication on Thursday. The RANGER defamatory content pr,vtleBes ,n refusing to print letters which contain false or Bu t s i ness Club seeks to form Frat RANGER Thursday, April 14,1983 Clube isPDir a knnde ^ 0men Bu siness UUD is planning to petition for a 2KJ- 1116 Phi Gamma NS Phi rnm ° n ?T ampus next fall. Phi Gamma Nu is a national ODen^ohTh fraternity in business ? p . n to both men and women. The fha/h* y . Consists of chapters that have been instituted at fully accredited universities, colleges and departments of business a t—ahon, offering courses leading to recognized business degrees. Persons who have completed six credits of business subjects, eco nom ics pre - including r e t a ili n g , management, political science, data processing, food management and other courses are eligible for membership. Phi Gamma Nu has a student loan fund from which any undergraduate may receive aid in order to complete their education. The fraternity also supports four different scholarships to encourage academically minded students to increase their GPA's, as well as the average GPA of the chapter as a whole. summer and early fall and would like to hear from any interested students. There will be a table with information and signup sheets in the Molinaro concourse this Wednesday, Apr. 19, at 6:30 p. m. There will also be a signup sheet on the bulletin board next to Irene Herreman's office, Moln 326H. 3 students awarded BRI fellowships Women in Business is currently organizing activities for this More information about what Phi Gamma Nu has to offer will be presented at the next Women in Business meeting, Apr. 21 at 1 p. m. Interested students are ^ ° — welcome. Small business workshop scheduled "HHow ow to Read and Ttifn * to Read and Interpret Financial Statements" will be the topic of a three - part seminar for owners, managers and key emP'oyees of small businesses to be held from 9 a.m. to noon on three successive Wednesdays — Apr. 13 20 and 27 — in the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Union. The seminar will be taught by Robert R. Davidson, a financial management specialist, who holds a master's degree in business administration and is an associate professor of business and an area business agent for University Extension. Davidson instructs and counsels small businessmen in Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha and has six years of small - business management experience in Milwaukee and Chicago. Persons interested in establishing a small business, as well as spouses of persons who own or operate small businesses, also are encouraged to enroll in Letters NACA: Thanks To the Editor: This is an open letter to all those Parkside students who gave of their time and energy this past weekend during the NACA (National Association for Campus Activities) Regional Conference. It was because of your support that we received so many compliments about Parkside and this being "one of the best regional conferences" — which made us Is Parkside Lucky? proud to work with such a great bunch of students. We hope that you were able to view Parkside in a different light this past weekend, and were able to allow your pride in Parkside to show through. Your support was greatly appreciated! Sincerely, "Co-op Couvion" and "Marilyn Parkside" the seminar, which will be of interest to operators of retail, service, manufacturing and wholesale enterprises. The first session, titled "Und e rs t a n d i n g F i n a n c i al Statements," will focus on balance sheets and income statements, accrual versus cash methods of accounting and four types of accounts. How to make debits and credits easier to understand also will be discussed. The second session, "Interpreting and Analyzing Financial Results," will explore using operating ratios as a barometer of business health and how to use ratios to compare one business to another. The third session, "Financial Planning and Budgeting," will examine the methods of projecting income and expenses, planning cash flow and budgeting for cost - control. The $15 enrollment fee includes all three sessions, handout materials and refreshments. Complete registration material can be obtained by calling Parkside's Office of Business Outreach at 553-2047 or 553-2189. Advance payment is required. P a r k s i d e 's Biom edic al Research Institute has announced selection of three 1983 undergraduate summer research fellows who will spend 10 weeks working with UW-Parkside faculty members associated with the Institute. Recipients of the fellowships, which carry a $1,200 stipend, are: Mark De Rosch, 7834-42nd Ave., Kenosha, who will work with Prof. Edward Wallen, life science, studying the relationship between the peneal gland, the hormone melatonin and photoperiodism as they affect reproduction. The experiments involve varying the light / dark cycle and determining what affect this has on hormone production. Sharon Rudnick, 9009 River Road, Kenosha, who will work withProf. Keith Ward chemistry on a project attempting to obtain crystals of the anti - tumor drug bleomycin and to .:haractemeits crystalline structure b y X-ray diffraction techniques. An und e r st a n d i n g o f the c r y s a1 ' ^ struc ture cou ld faci lita te development of even more el fective drug analogs. Judith Rudnick, 3339 N. Charles St Baltimore, Md., who will work Bruce Branchini, in attempting to the enwith Prof, chemistry, synthesize inhibitors of zyme acetylcholinesterase, which , is involved in neurotransmission. The development of specific inhibitors of this enzyme has important clinical implications in cardiology. The fellowships are supported by BRI funds and a grant from the Johnson Wax Fund of Racine. Students, teachers get together for physics conference The 38th annual meeting of the Wisconsin section of American Association of Physics Teachers will be held at Parkside on Friday and Saturday, Apr. 22-23. The meeting will be held jointly with Zone 8 (Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, and the upper peninsula of Michigan) of the Society of Physics Students. The conference will feature talks and demonstrations by Wisconsin physics teachers as well as talks on research projects carried out by students from schools in Wisconsin and Michigan. Special highlights of the meeting will be a demonstration presented by Joe Meyer, Vice President of American Association of Physics Teachers, titled "The Physics of Plagiarism, or Demonstrations I Have Stolen"; and a talk by Edwin Goldwasser of the University of Illinois titled "Changing Attitudes Toward Research and Risk in our Society." The demonstration show will be given at 4 p .m. in Grq. 103, and Prof. Goldwassertalk will be given after the annual banquet on Friday evening. Another special feature of this year's meeting is the participation of a large group of high school teachers, which has been made possible through grants from the Johnson Foundation, Twin Disc, Inc, Unico Inc, and UW-Parkside. To the Editor: As of this past weekend Parkside students were offered the opportunity to see Emmanudle. Should we feel lucky to have a pornographic movie such as this on campus? PAB has to justify its showing of the film. We can understand people's constitutional rights and that type of argument. Also as they say, it will make a lot of money. Is money the only goal of PAB in showing films on campus? Since this film has been shown you've accomplished both purposes . My question is this: What is Will this type of movie now be shown on a regular basis and always for the above mentioned reasons? , Why? Why? There are movie houses with a reputation for this type of film. Do we need to use our fine university for this purpose? Everyone has heard the old cliche, "money is the root of all evil." Let's not encourage the pornography industry with our patronage. Let's not degrade our school and ruin our growing fine reputation by showing films that are objectionable. Sincerely Extension offers summer workshop in the creative arts Anyone interested in the creative arts can combine leisure and learning at the twentieth annual session of the Rhinelander School of Arts, July 25-29. Sponsored by the University of Wisconsin - Extension Arts Development Unit, the school held at Rhinelander offers workshops in writing, the Visual arts, photography and dance. Harry Mark Petrakis, noted novelist and short story writer will the next step? E.Spalla be be in in resiideer nce, as will the inv.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.......-................. ternationally known watercolor painter, Valfred Thelin. include: article, fiction, non - fiction, juvenile, poetry, playwrighting, humor, radio, colu mn, reg ion al and reminiscence writing. A writing course in "Inperpreting Nature," coupled with environmental field trips will also be offered, plus courses in marketing, journal writing and storytelling. In the visual arts, workshops in oil and watercolor painting, drawing and illustrating, woodcarving, and Raku pottery will be given. Beginning and advanced photography will also be offered and DANCECIRCUS will give dance workshops for children and adults. For a brochure with complete information about the school write to: Gen Lewis, UWEX 610 Langdon, Rm. 722) Madison' WI 53706; or Cedric Vig, Rhinelander School of Arts, P.O Box Rhinelander, WI 54501. 695, Veteran's Club Run Saturday Creative writing courses will The Parkside Veteran's Club is sponsoring a five - mile race this Saturday, Apr. 16 at 9 a.m. The race will begin under the Union Bridge on the Inner Loop Road. Course maps will be available at 8:30 a.m. on race day. Entry fee is $6 and will include admission to a post - race dance on the Union Patio. The dance is also open to the general public, for a $3 fee. The music of the band "Jazmin" will be featured. The admission price includes a T-shirt, which will be available to early registrants at race time. All other registrants will get their shirts the week after the race. Tshirts will also be available to non - entrants, for an additional $3 fee. Write Ranger a l etter FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. NEED HELP F IGHTING BACK? LEARN WHATTHE UNIVERSITY WON'T TEACH YOU Regarding resolving conflicts with school, governmental agencies, businesses, landlords, etc. Advice on "Games You Were Never Taught' and 2 Letters to Your Adversary. 654-1903 Rets Hanson, M.A. REASONABLE RATES Not A Legal or Psychological Service IS linger now accepting applications for Editor for the 1983-84 academic Applicants must be registe] Parkside students plannin, least 6 credits each seme K a d l i n e f ° r aPpUcatU Iy °°n, April 22, 1* Send application RANGEF Resume to: Kenosha ATT: Ch Thursday, April 14, 1983 RANGER by Patrick Luchack The University of Wisconsin Parkside will be visited by a man Apr. 19, wh o is better known for dropping in on the Yanomamo in southern Venezuela than on a group of students in southern Wisconsin. He is Dr. Napolean A. Chagnon and his anthropological work among the Yanomamo is probably some of the best known anthropological literature around Chagnon's book "The Fierce People" is one of the first required readings for any student entering the field of anthropology. Chagnon, who is presently at Northwestern University in Illinois, has written dozens of articles, as well as producing over Anthro Antics twenty documentary films, on these people of the South American rain forest; taken from ten field studies lead by himself to this still unwesternized land. Chagnon is coming to Parkside not to talk on the Yanomamo, but on a subject that is currently interesting even to the general public and will hold a special interest for anthropology students, life science students, psychology students and any other student or faculty member who is interested in why humans act the way they do; the topic is the controversial subject of Sociobiology. The heart of Chagnon's talk will be based on how this school of thought, concerned with human CLUB EVENTS behavior, affects contemporary anthropological endeavors. We would like to stress at this point that because human behavior is the bottom line concern of this topic and we are all humans; this talk by Dr. Chagnon should be of interest to a lot of people even presently not involved with any facet of the Behavior or Physical sciences. Everyone at the university is encouraged to listen to this fascinating man. I can almost guarantee you that you will not be disappointed. For additional information stop up at the anthro lab m Moln. 321 and ask any smiling faced anthro student up there. The lecture is scheduled for 1 P- m . in Moln. 324. ACADEMIC ADVISING for FALL SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seekino a degree a UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Ad vising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. lorinT^hfl KC0Ur !f Schedules wi " be available on April n. April 11-25 has been designated as an academic advising period and advisers will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of acuity, 348 Wylhe Library - Learning Center, 553-2144. NOTE: Non - matriculant students (students not seekinc a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! I 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1983 will ha availab'e beginning Monday, April n, 1983 in Lower Main 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR FALL 1983 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION Accounting Tickets for the Spring Banquet are now being sold in Molinaro Hall. The price is $15 for the dinner and dance. If you just want to go to the dance, tickets are $8 The banquet will be held at the Racine Sheraton. The music of "Carolina County" will be featured. For all Accounting Principles students the learning Lab is open Monday through Thursday from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. Geology "Paleomagnetic Characteristics of the Ordovician - Silurian Boundary in Wisconsin" will be the next Geology Colloquium, to be held on Friday, Apr. 15 at 3 p.m. in Grq. 113' Sponsored by the Geology Club." ISO The International Students Organization will have a meeting on Friday, Apr. 15 a t 1 p.m. in Union 106. A membership drive and preparation for the ISO elections will be the main activities. Cheerleaders If you are interested in becoming a 1983 - '84 Parkside ' cheerleader you can pick up applications at the Union Information Center. There will be workshops on Tuesday, Apr 19 and Wednesday, Apr. 20 from 2 to 8 p. m. in the Phy Ed building. Try outs are on Monday Apr 25 at 6 p. m. PSE The third annual Loop 500 ro ad race will be held on Wednesday, Apr. 27 a t 1. p. m. on the Inner Loop Road. Entrance fee is $10 per team, which includes a T - shirt for each team member and one pitcher of beer per team. The teams must consist of two men and two women. Prizes for the winning teams will be announced during signup week. Signup will begin on Wed., Apr. 20 in the Molinaro Concourse. The race is sponsored by PSE and the Marketing Club. Art Addicts The Art Addicts and the Fine Arts Division would like to announce the opening of the 1983 Student Art Show on Monday, Apr.. 18 at 7 p. m. in the Comm. Arts Gallery. Jane Brite, this year's judge, will give a presentation about this year's show. All are welcome to attend. UWPDT Trike Race Two has been moved to Apr. 22nd, in order to appease the Flagpersons Union. The Union Steward said "the UWPDT negotiation team knew they, didn't stand a chance. We have always thought them to be a bit slow. You know what I mean, like dense even. The Brewers home opener is a state holiday. There is no way in hell we would even consider working that day." The UWPDT Negotiation team, after hearing the flagpersons comments, stated, "I wonder what that guy meant by dense?" The UWPDT would like any student organizations interested in participating in a large fund raising party to drop off a note in the UWPDT mail box in the SOC office, with the name and phone number of your club's fund raising representative. The UWPDT would like to have an event big enough to profit all organizations involved. To those who helped on the Peter J. Simon percussion recital, thank you very much. University of Wisconsin-Parkside TOSENTS PARADOX STUDIO THEATRE® THE WORLD "AND OTHER INVFNTIOM? A NEW PLAY BY LUIS O. ARATA " WEDNESDA Y, APRIL 27,1983 8:00p m COMMUNICATION ARTS THEATRE Advance Tickets $3.50 General Admission $2.50 Students/Staff/Seniors at the door $4.00 <& $3.00 _ _ r f _ c fT' 553-2581 SPECIAL OFFER WITH THIS COUPON: One • show P L US one t i c k e t fo r 'A Del n C k e t f o r t h ' s 22-21.,29-301 for SA in advan ce 0"' e J 8l «ce' (Apri, Center o r Fin e Ar t s D i v is O f f i J . ° n , n f o NAME ADDRESS RANGER Thursday, April 14,1983 A personal account of Parkside's trip to the U S S „ Feature Editor's Note: Alan G. _ I « • V Vi « Zond is PflrlrClHp cfll^onf nn/4 Krin^nrr />« 4A *_ L _r. t « .. Feature Editor's Note: Alan G. Zond is a Parkside student, and w spring break he travelled to the Soviet Union. The following is a personal account of his travels, by Alan G. Zond Saturday, March 5 We met at Howard Johnson's for a farewell brunch this morning. In all, there are 11 people in our group: Ken Hoover, group leader; Judy Hoover, the head of the district office for Congressman Les Aspin; Marvin Nice, a Kenosha physician; Theresa Wintis, a beautician from Racine; Robert Gertenbach, a retired banker, also from Racine; Wesley Brooks, a Parkside Business Graduate student; Vince Tomkiewicz, a UW-Madison graduate; Eugene Dunk, Eric Simonsen, Diane Evans, Georgette Kellam and myself' who are all UW-Parkside students. After checking to make sure all our papers were in order, we boarded a bus to take us down to O'Hare Airport for our flight to New York. The flight was of the cramped commuter variety, but the time passed quickly as we engaged ourselves in conversation with members of our own and other groups. Once at John F. Kennedy International, we received our final PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio _ Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins ~ Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK OF APR. 17 CHOCOLATE COVERED PEAHUTS 25% OFF briefing on the trip before boarding our Finair flight to Helsinki. Although the flight was an hour late in taking off, the service and attentiveness of the flight crew made the wait well worth it. Soviet* Uniom ***" pr6Sent war memorials seen throughout the Sunday, March 6 After nearly seven hours in the air, we arrived, rather tired, in Helsinki. After clearing Passport Control, we boarded a bus for a sightseeing tour of the city. During the tour we had a chance to see the many architectural wonders, both ancient and modern, which abound in this city. Among the structures was a church which is built into a rock in the center of town. Unfortunately, since it was Sunday, we were only able to see the exteriors of the buildings, but found this fi our day before we headed the airport for our fligl Moscow. Upon our return to the < we boarded an early e flight which brought u Moscow at 9:15 p.m. Once the very modern termii headed down an escala Customs and Passport ( where we filled out a decl; of the valuables and U.S. cu we were bringing into the Union. We learned that we keep this declaration with u times during our trip sir would need it whenever • changed currency. After filling out the decla I picked up my luggage an Continued On Page S CflM€UOT WMUSK IS MUSIC AND Prices Good Thru Sunday 112 WAR VANGELIS CHARIOTS OF FIRE (Jrigmal SounJtnxk Album BRYAN ADAMS Cuts Like A Kijife Albums •andB cassettes Give the gift of mus tie. U2 WAR • STYX • MICHAEL JACKSON PINK FLOYD • KENNY ROGERS ALABAMA • DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS PINK FLOYD THE FINAL CUT including; ^Sy~ l *.P" U/Th * Gunner. Dm.m The Fletcher Memorial Home Not Now John/The Final Cut MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER Thrilr/^2* 2!". h * ,ul McCartney) Mlne/Blllle Jean Wanna Be Startln Somethln is MUSIC AND " VQ, loble At Vour Nearby MOR€! CflM€LOT MUSIC Store Milwaukee group to perform | Soviet trip Continued MMililwwaauukkeeee's ParaHnv 's Paradox Studio Theatre will bring its production of L uis O. Arata's new play, "The World and Other Inventions," which depicts the clash between science and the arts, to Parkside at8p. m. on Wednesday, Apr. 27 in the Comm. Arts Theatre. The Parkside performance is being supported by a $1,000 grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Committee and will feature Paradox performers who premiered the play on April 8 in Milwaukee. The play is directed by David Rommel, who has studied and acted in New York, London and Minneapolis and is a member of Milwaukee's professional experimental theatre company Theatre X. Advance tickets are $2.50 for all students, staff and senior citizens and $3.50 for others. Tickets at the door are $3 for students, UW - P staff and senior citizens and $4 for others. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2581 or 553-2345 and tickets can be purchased at the Campus Information Desk or at the Fine Arts Division office. In "The World and Other In ventions," Arata, a native of Argentina who holds an undergraduate degree in physics and a PhD in literature and theater from Cornell University, creates two friends — former college roommates — who represent opposite ends of the intellectual spectrum. One character is a physicist, the other a playwright and in the course of the play the two confront each other's ideological positions. The playwright condemns science for inventions like nuclear weapons and the scientist criticizes humanity for using morally neutral scientific discoveries for destructive purposes. Special ticket prices are available with a coupon appearing in the Ranger. For $4, one can buy both a ticket to "The World and Other Inventions" plus a ticket to Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline's spring production of Edward Albee's "A Delicate Balance," which will be performed at 8 p. m. on April 22, 23 , 29 and 30 and at 2 p. m. on April 24 in the Comm. Arts Theater. 'Mozart on Fifth' to play here "Three bums redeemed by music." That's the self - description erf Mozart on Fifth, a trio of versatile musicians which will bring its ecclectic music to Parkside in a dessert theater concert on Thursday, Apr. 21 at 8 p.m. in the Campus Union Dining Room. The program is sponsored by PAB. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Admission is $2 for UW-P students; $4 f or others. The three classically - trained "bums" are Richard Goldfarb, clarinet-, Daniel Kelly, clarinet, and Ron Grun, bassoon, and their music ranges from Mozart, performed in 18th Century costume on New York's Fifth Avenue and subsequently around the country, to Scott Joplin, their nominee as the "Bach of pop." Their current success, including gigs at Lincoln Center, the Whitney Concert Series, the New York Historical Society and the Museum of Natural History in New York, the New Orleans Mardi Gras and festivals around the nation, is a "rags to Restoration riches" story. Six years ago, Goldfarb, the leader of the group, was a struggling young clarinetist who ushered at Carnegie Hall and moonlighted as a street musician playing for his supper. But Goldfarb had a street act with class. He performed Mozart on one of toniest corners in Manhattan: Fifth Avenue at 56th St., along with Kelly and Grun. Shortly after their debut, they added 18th Century period dress to their ensemble and Joplin as well as show tunes to their repertoire. It got them off the streets — and into some of New York's most respected concert halls. That led to dates outside Manhattan and a growing reputation for both showmanship, representative of a new kind of chamber group playing everything from Bach to the Beatles, often in non - traditional settings. In the process, they have diversified their original two clarinets and bassoon instrumentation to include saxaphone, flute, bass clarinet, guitar and banjo, and their program to include a number of jazz styles. According to critics, they manage to put it all together whether they're performing on the sidewalks of New York or out in the "provinces." Classifieds MISCELLANEOUS ARCHAEOLOGY/TRAVEL Excavate a biblical site, 6 credits, 1983summer session. Call (608 ) 262-9785 for information BREWERS OPENING DAY: Parkside's buses leave at 11:30 a.m. from Union Bazaar. ARE YOU NOW LOOKING FOR A JOB? Do you know what employers expect? If you would like to find out, you are welcome to attend an Organizational Communications Workshop in Moln D101 April 14th at 7 00 p.m. SHARE 2 bedroom at Woodcreek beginning June 1st. Call 552-9528 before 8:30 a.m or nighttime by end of April. PIANO PLAYER WANTED: For rock/blues band. Call 654 4456 or 654-3624. LOST: Maxwell UDXL-90min. tape on second floor in library. If found, call Jose at 634- 1919, room 326; $5.00 reward. PERSONALS RJP: Happy 20th Birthday!!! From your little girl, SCOOTIE: Meet you in Baraboo in 35 days! Fondly, the Racoons MR. G: Are we legal in Peoria? Mrs. G. I WAS RIGHT! Everything I knew was wrong! Cox INNOCENT OR OTHERWISE: Never trust a prankster. DEBBIE LEE: Mon amie et I'amie d'Henri, Dont (comme M Rousseau) Les feuilles sont belles trop, Done en deuil, n'en sois pas quand je dis: "ie n'aime pas Une coquille " HAPPY BIRTHDAY, tut tut Giovanni R Mutt. ALLEZ, ALLEZ! 3 wins In Debuque! WHAT WELL KNOWN EDITOR LOST HER CAR LAST FRIDAY? CHRIS H.: I'll always love you, even if you don't like tuna fishing. WHAT WELL KNOWN EDITOR was recently seen being happy about her permanently missing brother? MOLLY: What will we do during next year's Brew - Crew opener? PAT: I'm glad we didn't eliminate a week BLANCHE - DAHLING: See at the gayla party in May at youknowwho's house Then I'll be off to Florida. MOLLY: Be patient w/me, and have a good weekend, I mean an excellent weekend! RICK: Leave me alone. Gen RICK: You irritMe me! Gen GEN: Leave me alone. Rick GEN: You irritate me! Rick RICK & GEN: You always fight. Rudy RICK & GEN: Embarrassed? RICK: I'm sorry. Gen GEN: I'm sorry. Rick RICK & GEN: Good. Rudy RICK & GEN: April Fool's. Fool BRUCE P.: Is green your color or was it the store clerk? You rascal you! NEVER TRUST a barking duck. Well, almost never. Continued From Page Five over to baggage inspection where my declaration was stamped and my luggage X-rayed. In all, it took the entire group about an hour and a half to clear customs, so that we did not leave for the hotel until 11:30 p.m. The bus ride and check in at the hotel Cosmos occupied another hour. Thus, by the time I got up to my floor and obtained my key from the key lady it was nearly 12:30 a.m. Being thoroughly exhausted, I unpacked only the bare essentials and headed straight to bed. I feel an explanation of t he term "key lady" is warranted here, since the concept is totally foreign to anyone traveling in the U.S. A key lady is an elderly woman who is in charge of the dispensing of keys on the individual floors. Each time you check into a Soviet Hotel, you are given a card with your room number on it, this card must be presented to gain admittance , into the hotel and to obtain your key from the key lady each time you want to get into your room. It is strictly forbidden for you to leave the hotel premises with your key. Monday, March 7 Today we spent the morning touring the city, complete with a visit to Red Square. In addition, we saw the famed Bolshoi Theatre, as well as a panoramic view of the massive Kremlin complex from across the Moskva River. The afternoon was spent touring the USSR Economic Achievements Exhibition across the street from out hotel. The exhibition runs throughout the year, and shows the various agricultural and industrial achievements of the Soviet Republics. The complex consists of 300 buildings, most of which were closed, and would take almost two days to tour completely. After dinner, it was on to Tsaichovsky Concert Hall for an excellent folk dance performance, consisting primarily of the high energy dances we most associate with Soviet culture. Tuesday, March 8 This morning's tour promised to be cne of the high points of the trip, a tour of the Kremlin. However, once inside the gate, we were limited to only a small part of t he complex and saw the inside of only one building, the Archangel Cathedral which dated back to the sixteenth century. It is noteworthy that armed guards were everpresent to ensure that tourists did not walk outside of t he boundaries to which they were confined. Since our afternoon was free, a group of us, Marvin, Eugene, Wesley and myself decided to try our luck on Moscow's massive subway system called Metro. With a little bit of patience and some luck, we were able to figure out RACINE MOTOR INN DINNER THEATER COMING ATTRACTION U IllllUi) IJJJ1MTTTT WISCONSIN ACTORS' ENSEMBLE presents FOUR POSTER by Jan de Hartog Starring Barbara Berlnskl and Michael Skewes Directed by Jm loqulnta A Tony Award Winner "The pteasantest comedy ot the season" N Y Timet Dinner Theater performances In the Vista Room: Friday April 15 ana 22 Cocktails Dinner Performance 6-00 Sunday April 17 and 24 Cocktalh 7 OO Dinner BOO Performance 5.JO 600 7-00 Dinner and theater S13 OO all Inclusive Ploy only $5 OO. (-all For More Inform ation RACINE ROTOR INN 535 Main St. • 633-3551 ' 1 1 1 1 » * ' ' t t i . n i t n i m i i i i i i u i n i m u " the subway map. Once we figured out where we wanted to go, we descended to the trains and found ourselves in a rather ornate and very clean subway station vastly different from those found in larger cities such as New York. The subway system was easily mastered, and each stop was announced over a loudspeaker so AN ONION DOME CATHEDRAL-St. Andrews in Kiev. that we had no problem reaching our hotel. As our evening was also free, the Parkside group visited Professor Babkov, a science historian who is a good friend of Frank Edgerton. At his apartment, we were treated to an excellent meal and an informative conversation. We learned from Professor Babkov that the rent he pays for a 30 foot by 30 foot apartment is between 25 and 30 dollars per month, the cost of utilities were oily a few pennies per month, and . j°? d journalists scarce as western J j would lead us to belief Hegaor told us that any aPP . ma(je utility repairs were usu T an(j very quickly, at a l%P shoU'id be were of good quality. It „ince , added, though, that since Professor Babkov's wit ... prominent maker of scl u en(T -iv in the Soviet Union, his fanuy may have better access t0 and services than the ave g citizen. All in all, the evening with Professor Babkov was most e - joyable. We found his hospitality extended even further as ne presented each of the women in our group with a gift in honor ot International Women's Day. Wednesday, March 9 We began our morning with a very brief (2 minutes) visit inside of Lenin's Tomb, after waiting in line for 45 minutes on a rather brisk day. Before we actually entered the tomb, we were told that we might be subject to a metal detector search and/or body frisk. Once inside, we were not permitted to talk, and men were required to remove their hat as they filed past the well preserved body of one of the founders of the U.S.S.R. Afterward, we walked behind Lenin's Tomb in order to see the graves of the people buried along the Kremlin Wall. In the afternoon, we visited a "Friendship - House" where we engaged in a question and answer session with a reporter from Moscow News, and a professor from the U.S.S.R. Institute for U.S.A. and Canadian Studies. Continued Next Week UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE FINE ARTS DIVISION presents • - $L ^^t^'e^ert, Condue 5 Sunday, April 17, 1983 3:30 p.m. Admission: General $2.00 Students/Sr. Cit $1.00 Proceeds to benelit UW-Parkside Music Scholarship Fund i the Ywith a hearti For Women Of All Ages — NEW TERM STARTS APRIL 1 ] __ • Coed Aerobics for couples who want together. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. Fee: $35 (onp Jexer cise must be a member) ' he couple • Hatha Yoga. 16 sessions. Beqinner- r. 5:30 - 6:30 p m. Fee: $40 ' Tues - & T hurs., OR Try our drop-in exercise classes^ over 55 hours per Week •Aerobic 'X .Fjtness , •Fit-Aerobic 'X 740 College Avenue • Racine Thursday, April 14,1983 >Sv •Sit Parkside Students: SUMMER ROOMS AVAILABLE $300 June 1 - August 31 RACINE Y.M-C.A Individual Room • Y.M.C.A. Membership • Food Service In-House • Laundry & Cooking Facilities Located on Lake Front in Downtown Racine FIRST COME - FIRST SERVE BASIS $300 Up Front And Refundable $100 Security Bepesit. 2 GYMS * 2 POOLS RUNNING TRACK WEIGHTROOIA NAUTILUS * * * * * * * * * * * * * i * * * * * * * THE MOST COMPLETE SUMMER RESIDENCE AVAILABLE * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t * * * * * RACINE YMCA 634-1994 W.V.W.VAV.'.-V.V.'.VA'.i" Thursday, April 14, 1983 Men's Tennis victorious in early competition THE INTRAMURAL SWIM MEET was a big splash despite a low turnout of participants. Entrants received a free T-shirt. by Carra Cariello The Men's Tennis Team has a very intelligent slogan this season: "Practice hard and play smart." So far they have carried out their slogan with three straight victories. Coach Dicky Frecka feels that the victories reflect on the fact that he has seven very balanced players. Frecka feels Frank Mejia, with his high school experience, should be the number one player for Parkside. Calvin Singleton is the number two player. Singleton, a junior, is competing for the Rangers for the first time. According to Frecka he is an experienced player though. Iram Cruz is the number three singles player. Tony Nielson is the number four player and the team captain. Art Shannon is the number five player this year. Jim Women's Softball The Women's Softball Team finally saw some game action last week. April 5, the team soundly defeated Platteville 16-2. Freshman Lee Hammen hit for a cycle (single, double, triple and a homerun.) Sophomore Michele Martino was the winning pitcher, allowing only three hits. The second game of the doubleheader was called after four innings. On April 7, the Rangers beat the Whitewater Warhawks, 1-0. Kathy Tobin scored the run on a RBI single by Ann Althaus. The game was a first of a doubleheader but the Rangers dropped the second game 7-1. Pitcher Martino improved her record 5-1. The team's overall record is 7 - 3. This week the team plays in the College of St. Francis Tournament on Friday and Saturday. Men's Track The men's track team traveled all the way to Stevens Point, only to turn around and come home SPORT NEWS last Saturday. Because of stormy weather, the meet was cancelled. This Friday, the team will travel to North Central in Naperville, IL. Coach Lucian Rosa hopes that the distance runners can perform to their potential. Rosa hopes that the weather will cooperate this week so that pole vaulter John Anderson can jump and make the National Qualifying height of 15' 6". "He can jump higher, but he has been jumping inside. If John can get out two or three times this week, he'll do good," commented Rosa. Ted Miller, one of the marathon runners for Parkside, will be competing in the Boston Marathon on Monday. Miller qualified for Boston earlier this year in Chicago's America Marathon. He is hoping to qualify for the NAIA Marathon by running under the qualifying time in Boston. "About four days ago, his achilles tendon had a flare up, but with this week (of training) being easy, he should be alright," said Rosa. Dart Team The Parkside Dart Team has challenged every other UWUniversity to compete in the first ever state - wide Collegiate Dart Tournament. The Parkside Challenge will take place on May 6 - 8. If you want to play for the Parkside Dart Team, please enter the qualifying tournament that will be held the week before the Parkside Challenge. There is a Dart League forming in Racine. If any students want to play for Parkside in this ten week league, come to the Dart Room in the Rec Center and sign up. Intramurals Shooting Team Standings National Guard CMI Parkside II Bodven's Alfredo's Railroad Products 18-5 Marty's 16-4 Parkside I 14-9 Hole Crew 14-9 Colonial Liquors 12-3 Western Publishing 12-11 Southway Supply 12-11 11-12 10-13 10-13 10-13 9-14 The first Intramural swim meet was held last Friday. Winners in the events were as follows: 100 Medley Relay, 1.03.1, Mike Daniels, Dona Driscoll, Steve Upthagrove and Tammie Burdick 100 Freestyle, 1.008, Mark Flynn 25 Corkscrew, 15.2, Steve Upthagrove 50 Breaststroke, 35. 7, Mike Daniels Sweatshirt Relay, 50.4, Steve Wiese, Julie Heckl Individual Medley, 1.11.3, Joe Upthagrove Kickboard Relay, 124.3, Steve Upthagrove, Ed Wallen, Gail Starks, Carol Kazarian 100 Freestyle Relay, 54.0, Dona Driscoll, Ed Wallen, Steve UpKENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FREE CHECKING! SV.% Interest If Your Daily |jgg {jj « Balance It *500.00 or More! 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"The team is playing so well this soon," Frecka commented. "This probably has to do with the over - enthusiasm of practices and the lack of injuries." Frecka's seasonal record last year was 9-6, which he hopes to improve this year and he is off to a good start with a record of 3-0. The Rangers won 7-2 over Carroll College on April 4 in a home game. In singles, Singleton defeated Tom Heyrman, (6-0) (6-4). Cruz defeated John Wirth, (6-2) (4-6) (6-2). Tony Nielsen defeated Rich Ross, (6-2) (6-2). Art Shannon defeated Skip Crutchfield (6-2) (6- 1). Jim Wynstra defeated John Anderson (6-2) (6-2). In the doubles matches Singleton and Wynstra defeated Tom Heyrman and John Anderson (6-4) (6-2). Nielsen and Brinen thagrove 25 Backstroke, 17.1, Steve Upthagrove 50 Butterfly, 31.7, Ed Wallen 50 Freestyle, 28.3, Mark Flynn Congratulations to all participants for creating a fun event. THE defeated Rich Ross and John Schultz (6-3) (6-0). On April 6, The Rangers won over Lake County College, 8-1. In singles, Singleton defeated Mike Mallory (6-3) (64). Cruz defeated Mike Kierman (6-4) (6-2). Nielsen defeated Mark Mohr (6-3) (6-2). Shannon defeated Alan Brothers (6-4) (6-1). Wynstra defeated Doug Niemi (6- 0) (6-0). The doubles teams of Mejia and Shannon defeated Dan Razin and Mike Kierman (6-4) (6-3). Singleton and Wynstra defeated Mark Mohr and Alan Brothers (6- 2) (6-1). Nielsen and Brinen defeated Mike Mallory and Doug Niemi (6-1) (6-3). On April 9 the Rangers took on Moraine Valley College and won, 7-2. In the Singles matches, Cruz defeated Dave Urban (6-2) (7-5). Singleton defeated John Anderson (6-1) (6-4). Nielsen defeated Vince Simos (6-0) (6-1). Shannon defeated Seria Rao (6-1) (6-1). In the doubles matches, Mejia and Shannon defeated Jeff Nickel and John Anderson (6-3) (6-2). Singleton and Wynstra defeated Gene Smyth and Vince Simos (6-3) (6-0). Nielsen and Brinen defeated Dave Urban and Seria Rao (6-1) (4-6) (6-3). The Rangers were very busy this week. On April 11, they took on Beloit College. April 13, they played against Carthage College Today, at 3 p.m., they will take on Northeastern University at the Parkside tennis courts. On Apr. 15, they will compete against Lake County College in an away match. Then on Saturday, they will go up against Concordia College in a home match which starts at 1 p.m. :•••••••••••••• * An affordable evening on the townI LOUNGE | Hick Demos. Manager * * * * * * * M CUSTOMER • * 4c APPRECIATION HOURS J 4c 4c 4c * * 4c 4< * 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 4c 7:00 'til 11:00 p.m. Wednesday thru Sunday Join us for an evening of "affordable good times" at the Lounge! Featuring a large dance floor, new sound system, cozy corners and generous cocktails, all at a truly affordable price! Highballs only 25< Tap Beer 0nly 25< Top Shelf Co cktails Only 50C Prem. Top Shelf Cocktails . .Only $1.00 Admission: $3.00 7-11 p.m. Only We reserve the right to refuse service at anytime. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 11, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. NACA holds spring conference here Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ^^55* Committee formed to help NACA holds spring conference here The Wisconsin chapter of the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA) will be holding their spring conference at Parkside this weekend. The conference, which begins Friday, offers a chance for bands to show off their talent in front of college entertainment programmers. NACA is a national organization, composed of en­ tertainment programmers, which helps expose colleges to both new and big -name talent. The colleges in the chapter are then free to hire the groups, or not hire them, as they wish. The conference is popularly known as a "showcase." NACA holds a showcase every semester, with different schools in the conference hosting the event. The showcase places an em­ phasis on groups which feature high quality entertainment, but are affordable for colleges. Each performer submits a price list to NACA. Included are the prices for both single shows and blocks of dates in the same area. The block bookings considerably lower the cost of each show. Between 25 an d 30 sc hools are expected to be represented, coming from the state and Michigan's upper peninsula. Wisconsin's NACA ch apter is one of the oldest, and largest, in the country. In all, 26 ba nds will perform on Friday and Saturday, in one of five categories: Mainstage, Coffeehouse, Dance Band, Novelty and Meal. A selection committee chooses the groups to perform several months before the conference. During the selection process, a band may be listed in more than one category, but during the showcase they can play in only one. The groups will appear for twenty minutes each. The bands come to the showcase in hopes of gaining more exposure in the area. Most of the groups are from out of state. Three groups, however, Sigmund Snopek III, X- Cleavers and Floppy Disk, are Milwaukee based. Showcased acts that have ap­ peared at Parkside include Steagall & Blum and Linda Black at the PAB's Coffeehouses, Dale Gonyea, The Amazing Jonathan, and Java in the Union, and George Winston, who appeared in the Comm Arts Theater several weeks ago. Winston, who records with Windham Hill Records, was showcased at NACA's national conference last fall. Accent on Women features Judith Arcana as keynote speaker A k eynote speech by nationally known author and educator Judith Arcana on experiences that bind women from generation to generation will highlight the third annual Accent on Women program on Saturday, April 23 at Parkside. Deadline for registration is April 15. Arcana's 9 a.m. address, titled "We Are Our Mothers' Daughters," will begin a day of workshops and activities of in­ terest to women. There also will be a theatrical performance by Milwaukee playwright and ac­ tress Christine Cedarburg, who will perform her one - woman play, "The Devil's Not Winning Today (The Life and Work of Ada James)," a portrayal of the Wisconsin women's rights political activist. Participants in the Accent on Women program may choose three 75 - mi nute workshops from 29 workshop options covering a wide range of subjects. Workshops topics include dispelling the myth about sexual assault, financial investing in the '80s, treatment and prevention of Pre - Menstrual Syndrome, returning to school as an adult, women's religions of th e past and sexual harassment of working women. Two workshops are geared toward high school students and their parents. The first will discuss post - high school career planning; the second will examine the stresses and changing roles today's youth face. Workshop staff is drawn from the UW - Parkside and Gateway Technical Institute faculties and from area community service agencies. Arcana's talk will focus on how modern women can learn and Alternative Futures for Africa topic of public forum "Alternative Futures for Africa" will be the topic of a Parkside Public Forum from 12:30 to 2p.m. on Tuesday April 12 in Molinaro Hall Room 105. The program is free and open to the public. Panelists are: Dr. Princeton Lyman, a deputy assistant secretary of s tate in the U.S. State Department's Bureau of African Affairs, who has held posts as the director of the State Department's Office of Inter - African Affairs, director of the U.S. Agency for International Development (AID) African Bureau's Office of Development in Ethiopia and director of AID African Bureau's Office of Development Resources. Prof. David Wiley, director of the African Studies Center at Michigan State University in East Lansing, Mich., and author of numerous articles on African culture whose research has been supported by grants from the National Endowment for the Humanities, the Rockefeller Foundation and the U.S. Office of Education. Prof. Richard Ralston, director °t the African Studies Program at UW - M adison and a specialist in the history of South Afrida, who was a visiting research assosicate with the University of Wit- watersrand in Johannesburg in 1981 and has published numerous articles on South Afrida in scholarly publications. John Harbeson, UW - Parkside professor of p olitical science, will moderate the forum. His research for AID has involved on - site visits to rural development programs in Africa and he is the author of a book, "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," based upon two years' field research in Kenya. He has written many articles on Africa for scholarly journals. Harbeson has taught at the University College in Nairobi and at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia. The program is sponsored by the UW - Parkside Public Forum and International Studies Com­ mittee and the University Ex­ tension Department of Govern­ mental Affairs. Prof. Kenneth Hoover, political science, is director of the Public Forum series. grow by studying the thoughts and actions of women throughout history. Arcana is the author of two books, "Our Mothers' Daughters," and the just - published "Every Mother's Son," and she has written a number of plays and magazine articles. She has taught women's studies at Columbia College in Chicago and human sexuality at Parents Primary School in Chicago and has lectured on women's issues throughout the U.S. The program is sponsored by UW - Parkside Education Outreach and the WO/MEN'S Bureau of Gateway Technical Institute, with assistance from the Women's Resource Center of Racine. Registration is $10.50 for the general public and $6.50 f or UW - Parkside, Gateway and area high school students. Registration fees include three workshops, Arcana's speech and a box lunch. The lunch break will feature a number of ac tivities, including an old - fashioned quilting bee, an art show by the Wisconsin Women in the Arts and an "organization fair" in which community agencies will distribute in­ formation on their services and activities. Free child care will be available on a limited, first - come basis at UW - P's Child Care Center located on campus. Information on child care can be obtained by calling 553-2227. Complete registration material and course listings can be ob­ tained by calling 553-2351 or writing Accent on Women, UW - Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Registration material also can be obtained at Gateway campuses in Racine and Kenosha, and at public libraries. by Pat Hensiak Editor The Alcohol and Drug Awareness Committee has recently been developed on this campus. The purpose of the committee is to study campus needs related to the use, abuse, and regulation of alcohol and drugs at UW-Parkside, make recommendations for campus policies and procedures, and make information available on a campus wide basis. According to Dave Pedersen, Dean of Stu dent Life at Parkside, the committee began from an outgrowth of in terest within a lot of people. Pedersen also pointed out that this committee was not set up to tell people whether they can drink or not, but to make sure that this campus runs in com­ pliance with the laws. "Everyone has the right to free choice within the law. Everyone has the right to make an intelligent decision, and our campus needed to create some program relating to s ensible use or abuse. People need to have a place on this campus where they can get the information and help if they so choose. It's important that if hel p is needed, it is here, on this campus." Pedersen also pointed out that when the committee checks into being in compliance with the law, they check into the training programs here on campus for the people who dispense alcohol down in the Union. If s omeone has had too much to drink, according to the law, they must be cut off f rom drinking any more. Bartenders will go through programs making them aware of their respon­ sibility. The philosophy behind the committee is not to tell people what is and is not appropriate behavior. They have to make those choices on their own. The committee's philosophy is to make clear that this University is an educational institution. Procedure and policies related to drugs and alcohol should reflect an educational approach to the concept of freedom of choice, within a framework consistant with state and local regulations. The establishment of information and referral systems will be tailored to the needs of this campus community. "It really isn't a matter of telling anything. People need to have support available for them. If they choose to seek help on their own, it has to be readily available." Egerton to present paper at American Association for the Advancement of Science A Parkside faculty member whose specialty is the history of science, Frank N. Egerton, has been invited to present a paper at the 1983 a nnual meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, which will have as its theme "Science and Engineering: Toward a National Renaissance." Con­ vention sessions will be held May 26-31 in Detroit. Egerton's presentation is titled "Schools of E cology in Historical Perspective." An internationally - known scholar and author in the areas of ecology and evolution, Egerton is the editor of a 52 - volume "History of Ecology." He has contributed numerous articles to the Dictionary of Scientific Biography as well as to scholarly journals in the U.S. and abroad. He was a speaker at both the 12th International Congress for the History of the Sciences in Paris and the 13th in Moscow. His current project is a biography of the 19th century British botanist Hewett Watson, who pre - dates Darwin as an evolutionist. His research on the book has been partially funded by a National Science Foundation grant. FRANK EGERTON Teacher Excellence awards nominations begin The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nominations for the 1982-83 Teaching Excellence Awards. The awards are given to two faculty members who have shown out­ standing teaching ability during the past year. Ballots are now a vailable at all major student organization of­ fices, all divisional offices and at the Union Information Desk. Students will be able to nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomination. Students are limited to one nomination each. In addition to the student nominations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top 10 percent of the faculty in their divisions. The Awards Com­ mittee, composed of f our students and four faculty members, will then weigh the division chair's recommendations, along with the student nominations to determine the award winners. Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, is the reason for the nomination. The awards will be given not only for the number of b allots, but also for the rationale for the nomination. These will also be weighed with the divisional chair's nomination rationales. Faculty members on this year's Awards Committee are: Chong - Maw Chen, Teresa Peck, Wayne Johnson and William Reiber. Students on the Committee are: Scott Peterson, Phil Pogreba, Valerie Olsen and Margie Uhlig. Committee members will be available to answer any questions concerning the awards. Deadline for the nominations is Apr. 15. The ballots may be deposited at the pickup locations, or in any PSGA suggestion box. INSIDE • The Ballad of Cowboy Ron • La Crosse canoe race • Tim Opps — Sports 2 Thursday, April 7,1983 RANGER Editorial Carrying the load Tough economic times make the unemployed cringe, the employed worry about their positions, and everyone starts to wonder when, if ever, times will get better. Once things bottom out, the economy is supposed to start looking up, but no one can be sure it will. Hopes have it that next year at this time unemployment will have diminished, but even optimists think there will be close to ten million laid off. If the work available to this country is going to be limited, all fairness suggests that the load be carried equally. Instead of laying workers off, the theory being developed and en­ forced is that the work week be cut back to four days for everyone in a company in trouble. The company won't lose anymore, and the difficult economic times become evenly spread. Instead of just 20 percent feeling the pinch, everyone will. Fairness is something people tend to see in terms of themselves, in this case everyone is in trouble to an extent, this plan evens it up. Short - time compensation lends life to this plan, which provides prorated benefits for time lost to workers on short work weeks. Current law says unemployment will be paid to those laid off; but this plan doesn't pay anyone off, and keeps people taking home close to the same amount of money. The federal government will provide aid to states with this program in experimental stages. Job security is enhanced for workers, as finding a new job in these times is difficult. The program could prove beneficial for employers, workers, and the economy. Letters to the ed itor P. O/d students To the Editor: In reference to the article changing the drop deadline, I wholeheartedly agree with Parkside for changing the drop period from twelve weeks to eight weeks. I feel that most college students have enough "brains" by the eighth week to decide whether a specific class is right for them. The eight week drop will also allow plenty of seats in the classroom for the "serious" students to have the capability of expanding their knowledge. The problem of parking will also be solved by the eight week drop. Parking has been a problem since the beginning of Parkside. Can you imagine how many automobile spaces will be available after eight weeks? Incredible! I also feel strongly that when a the eight week drop period is instituted, the semester period should also be shortened by four weeks from sixteen weeks to twelve weeks; thus fairly giving the students the time to see if the course is well suited for them as the twelve week drop was for the sixteen week semester. Student Records would have ample time to straighten the records and control hordes of students going to drop their classes. There was no justification for the change of the twelve week drop to the eight week drop, BUT THIS CHANGE GIVES JUSTIFICATION FOR THE CHANGE OF THE SIXTEEN WEEK SEMESTER TO TWELVE WEEKS! For P.U. from P.O.'d Students Ed Wember Who's right???? More on film To: Parkside Ranger As most students and faculty at Parkside are aware, the Parkside Activities Board is planning to show adult films in April. In recent weeks this has become quite a controversial issue. A group of students initiated petitions to ban such films from being shown at Parkside. They believe in the censorship of your right to view certain films. They want to decide for you what you should and should not see. Another group of students has started a second petition. This petition does not make a value judgement concerning the nature of any films being presented. It neither condones nor condemns the nature of the films. Signers of the second petition believe it is an individual's right to choose what he or she should not see. I am amazed that certain in­ dividuals feel they have the right to impose censorship on the students and faculty as a whole. If they are allowed to censor our films, what will they censor next? Will it be the music in the Union, the magazines in the bookstore, or our books in the library? Passing judgements such as these puts an individual in the same class as Jerry Falwell and the so called Moral Majority. Your rights to view material of your choice; be it newspaper, magazine, television, or films, are directly threated by groups who say they represent the majority. By allowing these groups to achieve their goals, our hard - won constitutional freedoms will slowly erode. Unless these groups are stopped, freedom of choice will no longer be taken for granted. As an adult American, you have the right to chose and judge for yourself. As an adult consumer in a capitalist society, you com­ municate your choice to the PAB by buying or not buying tickets. No one can make you see the film. But, by the same token, no one should stop you from seeing it if you choose to. Chuck Bequeaith Disapproves of vicious journalism 4-4-83 To the Editor: Those individuals involved in the protest of the movie "Em- manuelle" have stated their objections as clearly and con­ cisely as possible. Unfortunately, what has resulted is a verbal fencing match which has cleverly disguised the real issue, por­ nography's debasing represen­ tation of women. To participate any further in discourse on this topic via letter writing would be self - defeating to all concerned. However, because of the content, I am compelled to address the March 31st issue of IF ELECTED, | WILL NOT NEGLECT TO FILE M Y INCOME TAXES. I F THE MEDIA WOULDN'T IGNORE ME SO, I MIGHT THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY. TO BRING UP MY CRIMINAL RECORD SMACKS OF CRAZED AND VICIOUS RACISM, A ND IF MR. EPTON REFUSES TO DISCUSS THE ISSUES, * ii-.Ttjro will I f NEITHER. WILL the Ranger. I am astounded that a university newspaper would resort to name - calling and "trashing" strategies when presented with the opportunity to explore a valid issue. Instead of responding to the question of pornography in a truly academic fashion, that of open discussion, a machinated attack on individuals fostering opposing viewpoints was used. This tells me alot about who is really being "censored." At any rate, rest assured that the women in support of this protest will not be intimidated into silence through a pathetic attempt at vicious journalism. Carol Frank Editor's n otes What people aren't aware of by Pat Hensiak Editor Becoming aware of the things around you isn't an easy task, especially if you've not been aware of the constant action around you for any period of time. For example, when you walk from the Communication Arts Theater entrance of Parkside, through WLLC, all the way down to the Union cafeteria, on the one - hundred level of the building, how many clocks do you pass? How many people know the answer to this question without walking from the Comm Arts building to the other end of campus and counting the clocks?? I'll be honest, I don't know the answer. My guess is that there are probably two clocks, one in WLLC by the pyramid, and one in Greenquist, hanging out into open space. What are the busiest times in the coffee shop and the cafeteria?? I don't frequent the cafeteria, but my office is right next to the coffee shop, and I'd venture to say the busiest time in the coffee shop is just before ten o'clock in the morning. However, it is usually more busy on Monday and Wednesday at that time than it is on any other day. How many people even knew there was a lake or a pond or whatever you'd like to call it behind the Greenquist building?? I have no idea how long it's been there, but last year when I first saw it, I had to ask someone else in the office if they knew it was there. They didn't. Last week an interesting group came to this campus. They were Theater X. They performed "An Interest in People," a play about the media and its many effects and kickbacks. Television, newspaper, radio, the person sitting next to us, they all have the power to convince us to do what they want. All of them usually take advantage of that power too. They don't necessarily abuse it, so that's not saying we're all idiots, Ranger Needs Writers! I! because most of us aren't idiots. The point of it is, that most of us aren't aware of that which goes on directly around us, at least not enough to take an interest What about the current issue on campus? Of course, the X - rated film. You'd really have to be asleep to be unaware of its impact on this campus. Some people are rather insensitive to the whole issue, others seem overly sen­ sitive, but they've made their decision clear on their stand. I'm not taking sides. I'm taking the easy way out. But, I will say this: I find that many of the problems on this campus relate directly to communication breakdown, and lack of awareness. Not just on one party's part. A l ot of times things don't get into the paper that should, simply because there was a breakdown in the lines of communication within the staff. That isn't so difficult to un­ derstand. Whether the problem on this campus is related to something in programming, or whether it relates to an issue with the faculty and administration and students; not being aware of e xactly what is happening often sets off the problem. The point is not to suddenly become aware of everything on this campus, because even the most informed students have a great deal to learn, but it is rather to be aware of what you are doing, and help others to be aware of what is around them. If going to see the X - rated film is on your agenda this week, I'm not going to discourage that. As a matter of fact, if you've never seen an X - rated film, and you don't understand what degradation and sexism is all about, perhaps viewing a film could bring you to a certain level of awareness. When you go to films, ask yourself what you are really viewing. What is the film saying about the passive role people take on. How does this film portray females? How does this film portray men? How do X - rated films portray men?? Within what limits are men portrayed as out of control?? How does the film reflect on what your reality tells you about humanity?? How do you feel about the film? Becoming more aware of what is around you isn't easy, but it is possible, not just within the theater and the media (there's a lot to become aware of), but even in how your professor acts in class. Do professors feel as if they are completely in control of the class, or are they willing to lend charge to students?? Some of the answers to the questions are probably a little upsetting, and some are probably exactly what you expected. Take a shot at being more aware of what's around you, and how it effects you. It may put you right on target. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen Herbert Kubly GANGER Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager Advisoi ch A. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document x ¥ University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger March 31, 1983 Academic changes; eight week drop passes, M W" designation fails by Bob Kiesling News Editor Parkside's Faculty Senate voted last week to move the school's drop deadline ahead from the twelfth week to the eighth week of the semester. The change in the drop deadline was part of a revised scheduled which included the addition of a "W" designation to transcripts, but was later rejected by the Senate after a tie vote. In total, the changes would have given a student a two week "grace period" to drop a class without penalty. After the second week, a "W," showing that the student withdrew from the class, would be placed on the transcript. A with­ drawal after the eighth week would constitute a failure. Parkside's current policy allows students to drop a class until the twelfth week of the semester, and has no provision for showing drops on transcripts. At the Senate meeting, the "W" designation received more discussion, but Kenneth Hoover, Associate Professor of Political Science, led opposition to the eight week deadline, saying that the change in the drop deadline "was not terribly workable with the type of clientele we have." He added that it would overload the appeals system if more students had to appeal a failure because of withdrawal. Michael Bassis, Dean of Students, spoke briefly, saying that there were already a "substantial number" of requests for a drop after the deadline. Hoover said that the change would not fulfill its intent, which is to encourage students to consider course choices more carefully. "I hope it does encourage students to remain in class," he said, and added that the change wouldn't make any difference. "I don't see any impact (of the change) on my life as an instructor." Fred Clough, Assistant Professor of Chemistry, spoke in favor of the revised deadline but added, "I think it's up to the student to make up his mind to put forth the effort required in the course." Both changes were designed to address the problem of a large number of drops near the beginning of the semester, a problem which is most acute in science lab sections. The addition of withdrawals on academic transcripts, the more controversial part of the proposed changes, received more debate, but failed by an eight to eight tie vote. The addition of a "W" was intended to maintain the integrity Hammelev justifies showing 'Emmanuelle' of transcripts, make it a more accurate record of a student's progress, and to discourage "window shopping" and over enrolling in classes. Eugene Norwood, Professor German and author of both measures, said the desigation was "an incentive for students to make a committment to a course," but at the same time would not'place an "absolute barrier" to drop­ ping. Evelyn Zepp, associate Professor of French, argued against the designation, saying that the "W" would unfairly penalize students who had a legitimate reason for dropping "You should not attach a negative connotation to something that has already been described as a legitimate option," she said. Jim Kreuser, President of PSGA, said that PSGA was against both measures, adding that the PSGA did not have a chance to discuss them, because they had not been placed on the Academic Policy Committee's agenda. The Faculty Senate Chairperson however ruled that it had properly appeared on the Committee's agenda, under the heading "Change in Late Drop or Add Policy." by Jeanne Buenker Phillips Controversy: One of those important news - making items; one that is probably just as popular as when the "man bites the dog." Not since G. Gordon Liddy was on campus has there been so much controversy surrounding a single issue. The current controversial issue on campus, is the X - rated film, "Emmanuel: The Joys of a Woman," which is being screened by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB). When PAB President Chris Hammelev was asked about the controversy involving the showing of this film she replied, "I don't think we are hurting students by showing a film like this any more than by somebody showing a pro - nuclear / anti - nuclear, pro - abortion / anti - abortion film in the sense that it's controversial. Parkside doesn't handle controversy well." Some of the controversy has been evident in letters to the editor in the Ranger. It also was found in petitions being cir­ culated, as well as in discussions of the Sexual Harassment Com­ mittee and in PSGA's Student Services Committee. A group of women on campus have been voicing their negative feelings about the screening of "Emmanuel" and together with the Women's Studies program and the Sexual Harassment Com­ mittee, brought in lecturer Elizabeth Matz, from the school of education at UW - Milwaukee, to give an informal lecture and slide presentation entitled "Por­ nography and Violence Against Women." Ms. Matz began her presen­ tation by emphasizing that sexuality is a vital and inevitable aspect in every person's life, sexuality is positive." She went on o stress that, "Pornography ehumanizes and degrades the Periences of sexuality." Sexuality is defined by Matz as "communication between two people and not domination over the other." Matz belives that "pornography insults both women and men. Men are portrayed as through they can't control themselves. Women are portrayed as being naturally masochistic. Child pornography is simply abuse." While "Emmanuel" is of a pornographic nature, it is a "soft - porn" film. Hammelev said, "this film isn't going to change anybody. People here aren't that simple. I'm not offended by the film. I've been told that's because I'm 'uneducated when it comes to women's issues.' Personally I think it's because I don't offend easily. But one thing that does offend me is people that get off on using their moral standards as a rule to judge for everyone else." Another assumption that amuses Chris is the belief that Parkside will be overrun by perverts and other deviants during the week the film is run. She explains her amusement by saying, "first of all, you have to be a student here to get into PAB films and students can bring their families and / or a guest, so it's not like we're bringing in 'per­ verts' off the street or anything. The people attending this film are from the campus. They're 'per­ verts' that are already here!" Hammelev noted that she uses the word "pervert" facetiously. "That's what I've been referred to on numerous occasions because of this film." She adds, "what's really funny is that this so called 'pervert' (meaning myself) also went to see 'Star Wars.' Who knows, I could have been sitting next to your kid." PAB is allocated a portion of student segregated fees to be used in part for the PAB film series. The film series is made up of a wide variety of films that are chosen and projected by PAB. Hammelev stated that, PAB has recently been referred to as a minority making decisions for the majority. After a pause, perhaps to analyze this, she added, "but I suppose we are the minority when compared to the number of students at this university that sit around on their asses and just complain about what everyone else is doing." Stella C. Gray, a professor of English on campus, stated in a letter to the Ranger the inap- propriateness of showing an X - rated film on campus. In this letter she states, "since such films are readily available off campus, those who want to see them can do so any day of the week. Student fees do not need to be spent providing what is immediately available elsewhere." Gray went on to conclude her letter by stating, "to encourage and per petuate a demeaning portrait women is inappropriate to an intelligent society ; to use the fees of the student body to .present an inaccurate and debasing view of women is, in my opinion, highly inappropriate to a college society." PAB is responsible for serving all students on campus. Ham­ melev stated that, "I get a real Continued On Page Five INSIDE of •SISiiiiiii SCIENCE FACILITIES will be temporarily moved to Kreuser i 1 .. Greenquist ventilation renovations have been com­ pleted. Peer Support awards two scholarships by Jennie Teunkieicz Winners of Peer Support's $50 scholarships this semester are Verma Love and Eve Spalla. Verma Love, 36, has been a part - time student at Parkside since 1980. She is currently taking courses in Criminal Justice and Political Science. Her major is Political Science with an em­ phasis on Pre - Law and she plans to continue on to law school after graduation. "I'm interested in politics in my community and my ultimate goal is to work in Federal govern­ ment," she said. Mrs. Love is a full - time em­ ployee of the Urban League of Racine. She is a case manager for Junior and Senior High School students in the work experience program which provides students with work experience in the public sector based on their academic skills. Her job also involves career and educational counseling. Besides working and going to school, Mrs. Love also has a family of four. "Since I have a full - time job and a family I have to set aside time to do my homework. My husband is very supportive and he fills in for me at home while I'm at school," she said. A stable home situation and determination are the qualities Mrs. Love attributes to the suc­ cess of older students. She feels the interaction between older and younger students makes classes more interesting. Eva Spalla, 49, had been out of school for 26 years before returning to Parkside last semester. Mrs. Spalla attended UW - L aCrosse and received her teaching certificate in 1953. Her family moved to the Racine area in 1957 and three of her five children have graduated from Parkside. When she first came back to school Mrs. Spalla was a little apprehensive but she quickly came to enjoy Parkside. "I enjoy coming to school each day. It's a challenge and one that I need in my life right now." She feels that if people have a desire to further their education they shouldn't put it off. "Parkside is an excellent school and there are many resources, such as the Library - Learning Center, to help people who are re - entering school," she added. Mrs. Spalla has been active in many organizations over the years, such as the P.T.A., Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts and the Arc Christian Music Group. "I like to do meaningful things and I try to put all my energy into each project," she said. But for now Mrs. Spalla is making school her number one priority. This semester Mrs. Spalla is taking Spanish and Contemporary Literature: Women in 20th Cen­ tury Theatre. She is pursuing a B.A. in English and will graduate in May 1984. Peer Support offers two $50 scholarships each semester. The criteria for applicants is they have not been full - time students for the past seven years and they can not be on financial aid. Applicants must also write a paragraph about why they have returned to school. Anyone who is interested in ap­ plying for a scholarship for next semester can contact Pat Mulligan in the Peer Support Office, WLLC D-175, ext. 2706. • Letters to the Ed itor • Nuclear referendum Peter Dawson interview • Stranger 2 Thursday, March 31,1983 RANGER Editorial Press responsibilities The question has come up time and time again: What is the respon­ sibility of j ournalists and press workers in critical situations??? Critical situation, example one: A la rge plane crashes into a freezing river in the middle of winter in Washington, D.C. The people still living are quickly dying in the freezing waters, as 20 reporters and camera operators film what is taking place. Should they have taken their chances and tried to save one of the many dying victims, or did they do the right thing by turning the cameras on and going for the story?? Critical situation, example two: Fires rage in Beirut; 20 peop le die, and 60 others are seriously injured. Reporters and camera operators take pictures and run film as small children lie injured on t he sidewalk near the blast. Should they have set the cameras down and lost what turned out to be page 1 pictures for the Milwaukee Journal, the Chicago Tribune, the New York Times, and the Los Angeles Tribune, or did they do the right thing by letting the children lie in pain as they snapped pictures for their editor?? Critical situation, example three: An unemployed man in a small southern town attempts suicide by lighting himself on fire. A local news channel and reporters are called to the scene of the small town, and they turn the cameras on and watch as the man does indeed light himself completely on fire, and is put out finally by late arriving firemen and police officers. Should the reporters have even turned on their cameras?? Did the fact that they turned their cameras on only add to encourage the man to burn himself?? Was it necessary to show the man burning on all of the big networks? Some critics will argue that it is not the responsibility of a reporter and camera operator sent out to a scene by an editor, to get involved in a critical situation. The position they hold on the scene of an accident or during a critical situation is a professional stand, and they aren't obligated in any way to help or lend aid. Other critics will say that the responsibility has to lie within the reporter, to do what they can to help and lend aid. They have to be human beings before they can be journalists, therefore if they can save a life or help an injured victim, they should set their cameras down and help. The journalists tell a somewhat different story however, as they often feel directly the difficult line between doing their job and doing what they feel is right. If they go back to their editors without the story, what kind of j ournalist will they be considered? Will t hey even have a job to go back to if they don't have the story? Most think not. Some have helped in situations and actually lost their jobs for helping at the scene of a n accident. After all, that's not what they're being paid for. That's not what sells a paper. That's not what the public turns the six o'clock news on for. So reporters of a ll kinds find themselves in very delicate situations. While die decision to help will always remain that of the reporter, journalists have to feel a sense of job security, and a sense of ri ght when they help. The price of a human life is certainly worth a great deal, but reporters have to be sure thata job won't be lost, and a reputation won't be damaged if they don't come back to the editors with front page pictures. The press does have a responsibility to help, in a critical situation, sometimes they're the only people at the scene to help. Society will survive without another showing of people dying in the river and unemployment victims attempting suicide. Letters to the editor: Kreuser valuable member To the Editor: Last Friday an era came to past. Friday was Jim Kreuser's last day as President of PSGA. For those of you that don't know, Jim was the first President to hold office for 2 years. Over those 2 years many bad and few good comments were made about Jim and the job he was doing. I have been working with, and at times, against Jim for about a year and I have seen what he has done for the students at Parkside. Jim's primary concern has always been student rights. I have seen now that he fought extremely hard and rarely backed down when it came to student rights. As far as I know the students lost nothing but only gained due to Jim's efforts. Movie still issue To the Editor: The aim of this letter is not to perpetuate the debate currently raging over "pornography," nor is it intended to be a justification for its existence; however, I do hold a few opinions which may be shared by some of the readers of this periodical and I would like to share these with any interested, thoughtful persons. Firstly, I was not at all surprised to learn that the Parkside theatre had decided to show an adult motion picture, for whoever makes such decisions is aware of the fact that the at­ tendance is expected to be large, the revenues generated to be great. Hence, it makes good business sense to offer this film for viewing. Of c ourse, the persons who are opposed to the displaying of the film, "Emmanuel, The Joys of a Since Jim was President, all fingers pointed to him for the problems that PSGA has been > suffering from. This, I feel, is an easy way out. The organization is made up of m ore than one person and we are all equally to blame. I think a majority of the senate feels we created our own problems, but no way should the students think that our problems are all due to Jim. I feel that Jim Kreuser did a fine job as President. This organization has lost a valuable member that will not be easily replaced. I hope that he remains associated with PSGA in the future. There is a lot that myself and others in this organization can learn from him. M.Scoon V.P. PSGA Editor's notes It's been a fun semester Woman," are not concerning themselves with economic con­ siderations, they are interested in the motion picture's moral ramifications. So am I. Unlike them, however, I do not hold any pretensions of being so wise a moral philosopher as to state: "Pornography puts rape into an 'acceptable' context." Moreover, I am not at all convinced by Carol Frank's statement, "Por­ nography perpetuates violence. .. against children," for I do not think that she is aware of th e fact that the largest single distributor of child pornography was a woman forcing her children to perform such acts. Also, many opponents to adult oriented films are not aware erf the findings of some social psychologists in­ dicating that young men exposed to erotica develop healthier at- by Pat Hensiak Editor It's been a fun year, and I'm almost sorry to see it end. I've enjoyed being the editor of this campus newspaper, and I hope the next editor has as much fun with it as I did. There are a few things I'd like to pass along to the person who gets the job though First of all, don't be scared. It shouldn't be a scary experience to have half the school pick up a part of you every week and criticize what you've worked hard at. It should be thought of as a rather educational experience, not something to be taken lightly, but rather something that you get a lot out of... like a pair of t rack shoes. If you find the learning end of it, you'll never get bored. Which brings us to just that, the learning end of i t. The first thing you learn to do, or you'd better learn to do, is deal with the Ivory Tower. They aren't a bad bunch, and they don't generally pull the purse strings, or even threaten to. (Personally, I think they realize what a threat some radical student editor could be, but they don't realize how mild - mannered I really am. Why, the first time I heard of dangling participles, I titudes towards "real, mature, and private sexual matters" (Kling, 1965). At this point, I must ask the reader whether or not this is really the issue. By showing this movie, we are not going to be creating hordes of sexual deviants, nor are we creating a society which needs such forms of entertainment in order to function as such; what we will be accomplishing by allowing this film to be publically displayed is this: On one week - end in April, a motion picture is going to be shown, many people (male and female) will be freely exercising their right to view it, and a student organization is going to profit by it. The issue is not whether or not the actors or actresses in any film are jeopardizing their social esteem or "degrading" them­ selves by being paid to entertain, titillate, or arouse an audience, the issue is whether or not we have the right to be or not to be members of that audience. I maintain that we do have this Right, and I will exercise this Right, within the bounds of the Law, in arty manner that I see fit. The decision is mine, Carol Frank, please do not take it upon yourself to make it for me. Upon a related issue, Donna Sahakian, in a letter to the Editor, Continued On Page Three thought it was . .. well, no matter what I thought it was.) If th e Ivory Tower does threaten you with the purse strings, just remind them about who exactly runs the presses in this University. That gets them every time. The second thing you learn is how to deal with the other student leaders. This year's group wasn't too bad. I think we got a little too delinquent in some of the meetings that we all attended, but everyone understands the strange life of a college student, and they realize what incredible pressure we're all under. So if w e go crazy in Winter Carnival meetings, with 3-D glasses, people generally tend to understand. Just remember though, if you bring along some sort of fun gadget to the meetings, you have to bring enough for everyone, or the other committee members get jealous. Third thing: avoid all Faculty Senate meetings, all University Committee meetings, and when they send the minutes from these meetings, don't bother to try to read them. They're in some sort of special code that Jim Kreuser and I haven't figured out yet. The best thing to do is just let them think they're in charge, and then when they get out of lin e, let them have it. It's all a very simple process. You don't have to be nice about anything. We p ay them . . . don't forget that. Sooner or later, you have to learn to deal with "the staff." The staff I work with is pretty run of the mill, but every once in a while, they get a little out of hand, and our feature editor argues too much about anything he can. Maybe it's a feature editor's syndrome, but avoid arguing with him. Just let him know who the boss really is. While he'll always try to convince you that he's right and you're wrong, don't believe him, because he's the only one who ever escaped from that home on Highway 31. And it's o.k. to hire people from foreign countries, but make sure they speak fluent English, all of the out - of - country people who work for us do at this point, but they weren't easy to teach. Complaining reporters can be replaced by nothing. The best thing to do is just hear them out, advise them to take two aspirin, and give them a different story assignment. Some of them are in it to just complain, others think they know what they're talking about, but they haven't walked that magical mile in your shoes, so don't worry about them. Then, the last thing to worry about on staff is the Business Manager. People always think he's trying to make off with the money. I have a news flash for all the people who think that: THERE ISN'T ANY MONEY TO MAKE OFF WITH, SO JUST RELAX!!! There are probably a thousand other things to relay to you in one form or another, but nothing works like raw experience. Your best bet would be not to believe one word of this article, and just have a Happy April Fool's Day! There's no fool like the one who reads to the end of the article. Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling ' Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkiisen ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager STAFF Sharon Aken, Terry Byrne, Maureen Burke, Jeanne Buenker - Phillips, Carra Cariello, Catherine Chaffee, Patricia Cumbie, Dan Dowhower, Michael Kailas, Carol Kortendick, John Kovalic, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kathy Rayburn, Napolean Scarbrough, Jennie Tunkiecz. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HP University of Wisconsin - Parkside Academic policy changes come under fire from student groups by Bob Kiesling News Editor Two changes in Parkside's academic policies, the addition of a "W" designation on transcripts and a change in the drop deadline, are to come before the Faculty Senate for a vote this week. Student groups and some administrators are protesting the changes because of the possible adverse effect on Parkside's quality of education, saying it discourages students from taking classes they are not sure of passing. The changes will move the drop deadline from the twelfth week to the eighth week of the semester, and a "W", showing that the student dropped the class, will be entered on a student's transcript if the class is dropped after a two week "grace period." "Everybody in the UW System seems to have a policy but us," said Donald Kummings, head of the Faculty Senate's Academic Policies Committee, speaking of the addition of the "W" designation. He said the change was designed to discourage students from "shopping around" for classes, and taking seats away from students who need the class for a major requirement. Kummings had favored a four week grace period, similar to Madisons, but said the two week deadline "found no opposition from the committee." He said the change would "identify and discourage" the students who took extra classes regularly. Stuart Rubner, Director of Community Student Services, disagreed, saying, "It's going to stop people from trying." Community Student Services is responsible for counseling non - traditional students who plan to attend Parkside. Rubner said that the change would discourage students from taking a class if there was a possibility of a change in outside factors, such as home or work. Many students get a transcript full of " W's," without taking into account the factors that caused the drop. "I think in a sense you penalize people who want to take an extra class or two," he added. "The change is supposed to force people to think about what they're taking." But, Rubner said, it is sometimes difficult to determine beforehand whether a class fulfills a specific need. "You try to make an intelligent guess of what a class is about by looking at a three or four line description," he said. Rubner did agree with the eight week drop deadline, saying, "You should know whether you're going to make it in a class after eight weeks." David Schroeder, PSGA's representative on the Academic Policies Committee, said that PSGA "is totally against both propositions." Schroeder was the only member of the Committee who voted against an eight week drop deadline because in many classes, a student doesn't know Progreba - Scoon win PSGA elections by Bob Kiesling News Editor Phil Pogreba, after a recount call by second place candidate John Monks, was elected president of Parkside Student Government Association. Pogreba got 171 votes in the election, held on Mar. 10 and 11, over 100 votes less than he got last Pogreba said that he and Scoon won because they had more combined experience in student government than any of the other candidates. "Both Mike and I out - experienced the other opponents," he said. He added that Monks had worked hard during the campaign, and that it had been reflected in the vote totals. Pogreba said that he didn't put as much effort into the campaign this year, compared to last year's election, when he got 295 votes in his campaign for president, but still lost to President Jim Kreuser. Total voting in the PSGA elections was 705, or about 12 percent of t he student population. Last year's total voting was slightly higher, with 830 ballots cast. PHIL POGREBA year, but still enough to beat Monks by a margin of 17 v otes. Pogreba's running mate, Mike Scoon, defeated his closest challenger, Marty Rheaume, 257 to 221, to become Vice President of PSGA. Pogreba and Scoon will assume office at tomorrow's PSGA Senate meeting. how they're doing until after the midterm, and by then the class cannot be dropped. 'Two weeks is not enough to decide whether you want to drop a class," he said, speaking of the grace period. Many classes meet only once a week and a student could not judge in that time whether the class was worth taking. Schroeder said that the lack of penalty for dropping a class encouraged students to take courses that might not otherwise be interested in, and that such classes could ultimately be beneficial for the student. "You're penalizing students for something that's not necessarily bad," he said. PSGA Election Results President Phil Pogreba • 171 pat Rarnsdell -130 John Monks • 154 Masood Shafiq • 60 Jeanne Buenker-Phillips - 134 Dave Schroeder - 38 Vice President Mike Scoon - 257 Marty Rheaume - 221 Luis V alldejuli - 170 SUFAC Pat Hensiak - 412 Senators Chris Hammelev - 256 Scott Peterson - 209 John Kovalic - 249 < Marie Marten - 172 Carol Kazarian - 231 Scott Goebel - 171 Andy Buchanan - 228 Bennet Schliesman -139 Terry Tunks - 105 PUAB Joe Cucunato - 401 Parkside awarded computer graphic system; PS 300 MIKE SCOON A $150 ,000 state - of - the - art computer graphics system used in scientific research, industrial design and education has been awarded to UW - Parkside, one of 37 schools selected nationwide to receive the award. The computer graphics system, called the PS 300, is being introduced by Evans & Sutherland, a Utah - based computer firm that selected UW-Parkside on the basis of the school's strong biomedical research and applied computer science programs. "The PS 300 system allows scientists, product developers, virtually anyone with a problem - solving task to make color line - drawings of objects that can be instantly manipulated, rotated, modified and explored in intimate detail," said Associate Professor of Chemistry Keith Ward. Ward, along with Associate Professor of Applied Computer Science Timothy Fossum, applied for the graphics system through the firm's university grant program. Ward, whose research into the structure and function of protein molecules has inspired grants from national science organizations, said the PS 300 system uses optical illusions to achieve a three - dimensional effect. "Portions of the object closer to the viewer are more brightly displayed, while portions farther away are progressively dimmer, and this creates an illusion that the object on the screen really is three - dimensional," Ward said. He said the computer graphics system consists of tw o large video display terminals (one color and one black and white), a control panel used to manipulate objects on the screen and a graphics interpreter, which is a highly specialized computer that provides the brains and power for the manipulative function. Ward said the Evans & Sutherland grant also includes a device that allows the graphics system to be hooked up with the university's central IBM computer, which will provide even more power and versatility. He said the PS 300 system is unique to institutions and industries in Wisconsin and the greater Chicago area. "We've got researchers in education, government and industrial laboratories all over this area very excited about coming in and trying the system out for themselves," Ward said. Ward said Dr. T.J. O'Donnell, a chemist in computer systems development at Abbott Laboratories in North Chicago, 111., plans to tailor his original computer graphics program to the PS 300 system. The program, called GRAMPS, is used by research scientists around the nation and permits them to "converse with computers more easily," Ward said. "It almost allows for a conversation between the human operator and the computer." Ward said that, besides being used by students and researchers, local industries will be invited to get hands - on experience with the computer graphics system and use it as a tool to determine its potential usefulness to their operations. He said the PS 300 system at UW-Parkside could be used as a resource for industry to make decisions about purchases of similar equipment. Ward said he and his UWParkside colleagues plan an "open house" to introduce the computer graphics system to people in industry, research and education as soon as the system is fully installed. "For my own purposes," said Ward, "my students and I plan to use the system to examine the structure of sickle cell hemoglobin, bioluminescent proteins, and the toxic proteins in snake venom, three areas of basic research in which I'm involved. "The advantages afforded many research areas by an advanced computer graphics system like this are almost unbelievable. Whereas it once took us days to prepare new views of our molecular models, now we can do this with just the twist of a knob. The system allows us immediately to see and understand how various structural changes might affect the function of molecules, or for that matter, depending on what your research involves, the function of automobile bodies, computer circuits, or just about anything under the sun." Measles alert ! ! ! There have been large - scale outbreaks of measles on a number of Midwestern campuses. This is a cause of particular concern to public health officials right now because so many universities have just completed spring break and students from campuses which have been measles - free may have come in contact with students from campuses where a number of students are infected. This applies not only to students who traveled to Florida or other locations during break, but also those who remained in the area and may have come in contact with students from other campuses home for the holidays. As a precautionary measure to prevent spread of m easles on this campus, the Student Health Center is asking students who have either of two sets of symptoms to call the Health Center at 553-2366. Symptom set one: Students who have a rash in conjunction with a fever of 101 degrees or higher. Symptom set two: Students with a combination of fever, head cold, and either a dry, hacking cough or eye inflammation. If you have these symptoms, please call the Student Health Center. Your cooperation can prevent the spread of m easles on this campus and in the community as well as protect your own health. Inside ... * Guest editorial * Visiting scholar * Review: Frances Thursday, March 24, 1983 Guest Editorial Responses to letters on movie AS YOU KNOW, WE NEED SOMEONE TO REPLACE ANNE BURFORD AT E.R A. XOULD YOU SPELL "MANAGE" FOR US, PLEASE? G. Helgeson Oyer the course of the past few weeks, the planned showing of the PAB sponsored film "Emmanuelle" has created a near controversy on this campus. To find out what people think about the showing of pornographic movies on campus during time that classes are scheduled, I've talked informally with students and faculty and formally with administrative people. Yes, I have a bias — I don't think showing a film of this nature 1S a good idea. I agree wholeheartedly with the views of both Donna Sahakian and Carol Frank as reflected in their letters to the Ranger. I disagree with the opinions expressed by Michael Schwartz in his letter. I also disagree with PAB, and because PAB is an arm of Student Life here at Parkside, I disagree with Student Life and finally (dare I say it?) with UW - Parkside. A few years ago, I saw a couple of X through triple X rated movies. I did not feel comfortable with the way in which the films portrayed women and men. The people in these movies did not seem real in the sense that they did not seem to see one another as human. Which brings me to my first point of disagreement: many people I h£ve talked with about the film say that pornography harms no one because it is a matter of individual choice of entertainment. It is as if these people believe that entertainment is personal and therefore affects no one else. What they ignore is the simple fact that all of our choices affect others. If we choose to attend a certain school, to vote for a certain candidate, to work at a certain job, or to buy certain products, we are making choices that affect not only our own well - being but that of others. Because we choose to be a part of the UW - Parkside community in some way, we have chosen to support this university, for example, and in a very concrete way we all ensure the continued existence of UW - Parkside and other universities similar in nature. This sense of personal responsibility is hard to stomach for some people. It involves the realization that personal liberty does not mean license to do as you will. The bottom line in this case is that by choosing to spend money and by appearing at a campus showing of "Emmanuelle" we are choosing to support not only the PAB showing of the movie on this campus, but the creation of pornography and the way pornography portrays people, mainly women, as less than fully human. Another recurring point brought up by those I talked with links this "soft porn" film with portrayals of women and men in various other media, notably television. "So what?" I've heard. "TV is just as bad." While I am glad that people can see the connection between pornography and much of television's presentation of people as sexual objects without hearts and minds, I fail to see the prevalence of our society's callousness as a reason to accept Finally, to reply to Schwartz' assertion that "to decide what is best for the majority without input from the majority is censorship," I assert in return that the number of minority interests that have been or are today disregarded as trivial or not in the interest of the majority create a majority. For example, there are many in our society who do not have access to the "good life" a few people enjoy. Yet it is the few who decide for the many. Similarly, a few people on this campus decided to show this film without consulting the larger body of students. "Censorship" is just plain misused in this context. Asserting that those who have no power are practicing censorship is ludicrous. Censorship is possible only when those in power, here some person within the Parkside administration, refuses to allow access beca use it is not in their interest to do so. A grass - roots level protest is not censorship. It is an appeal to individual conscience ; it is a demand for collective action in the true best interest of all. NO, NO, NO. "MANAGE " AS IN "PROPERLY MWAGF THE ENVIRONMENT." Think Piece Dirty Laundry by Bruce R. Preston When I left high school I left a lot of things behind me. I can even remember the day I packed my yearbooks and memorabilia into a large cardboard box and put it above the rafters in our garage (symbolic I suppose). Much to my dismay one of the things I thought I had left has come back (in full force) to destroy and disrupt. I guess it s something you never escape. What I'm referring to is dirty laundry, juicy's, hot gossip, rumors. Let me state right here and now (before I get any more accusatory letters from the east coast) that it has never been my purpose with this column to place myself above the topic under examination. One thing I hope I never stop being is human. Yet, by being human we all face certain consequences, th e ultimate being that no one is perfect; we all make mistakes. We all gossip (some more than others) and we all at one time or another fall prey to rumors (either the creation or manifestation thereof). I'm not trying to change the course of human existence with this column, I just want to share a few main points that many of us overlook when participating in gossip. We can never share the "raw" experience with someone else but we can talk (or recreate) with them about it. This is important to remember because whenever yoi talk about something you are noi merely presenting that thing tc another person you are recreating it for them. Therefore, when yoi gossip you are not talking aboul the person in question, but rather creating the person. Example time! If I tell a frienc that a girl we know spent the nighl at a guy's house and we use the words cheap or tramp to describe her, then we have created a person and a situation. Regardless of what may have happened Continued On Page Four Letter to the Fditnr Rebuttal to Schwartz Editor's Notes Activities of the busy break II/kn«inl« > 1 - by Pat Hensiak Editor The vacation was nice, but it did seem to be a bit of a bust for several people. I almost feel guilty for all of the poor students who saved for weeks and weeks to travel into Florida for 50 degre e weather, and rain, and what a good friend relayed to be some of the worst weather of Florida's season thus far. Living down there would give one a better hold on what it's been like, and this friend hasn't been pleased at all this year. Which of course means that fruit prices could be up a bit this year, but we'll see. It is interesting to realize how much a party mood does in deed depend on the weather, and the weather here wasn't exactly pleasant. It was rather rainy and wet, and a bit cold. Good things did happen though, and they even happened at Parkside. On Tuesday, Parkside sponsored the Very Special Arts Festival. For those of you who have never experienced this memorable occasion, it is a festival put on here at Parkside over every spring break, designed to help young children in the areas of fine arts. The children were a riot. Some are disabled, some are not, but they are all fun, and the experiences I had made me want to do all of it over again on Wednesday. I worked with children in clay. I was an artists assistant, and found it quite interesting that um ' ma ^ na ^ ons °f these young children are somewhat fresher than even my own. They sculpted everything from E.T. characters to Easter Baskets, from sets of dice to make - a - believe chocolate chip cookies. They were all artists for a day. One little boy even to make me a pencil face they clay) started holder. The fact that some of the children were disabled didn't make a difference at all when it came to communicating. When I walked across the hall to ' painting, (which is where went after working with ^ay, they all demanded that I sit down and get something painted on my face Of course I did. It was a rainbow with a cloud and they all clapped after the clown finished the painting. Some of the university students who saw me strolling down the hall with this design painted on my face looked at me like I was crazy, others knew that I had had just as much fun as the children. When I came home with this on ™y face ' my mother asked me if I had been drinking, my father asked who I was with, and my clever brother asked me, "What's that glob on the side of your face?? Then he asked where he could have it done. I told him, 'anywhere you like." Then on Wednesday came Capsule Horses. I mean Capsule College. One of the courses offered was all about horses, and I found it quite intriguing that there were so many different classes that could be taken. I should have attended the Horse Course, but instead I attended a capsule given by a counselor and a student leader. Connie Cummings, and Pat Mulligan were the instructors for Back to school, Is it For You 9? To the Editor, w ^ tin u g m response to the letter by Michael Schwartz which appeared in the March loth issue of the Ranger. I feel Mr. Schwartz misses the point when he draws a line between "hard core" and sott core" pornography. p0r- "°£ rap£y »s "w riting or imagery hrninr 1GS' deSrades, and sev fi1 l ZeS a r PerS, 0n in the name of sexual stimulation or entertainment." Pornography spans the continuum of objectification of women from the use of women's bodies to sell consumer goods through soft core pornography to the core mutilation and murder of women male entertainment." inri4- T~\ is u ror YOU?? lul male entertainment >» The first good thing that happened (Women Against Pornopranh m this capsule was that everyone NY-, N.Y.). At best soft ' was made to feel as at moo no movies cnnVi nn nn' " ^ core • —«V vvvi y was made to feel as at ease as possible. (Nobody knew the edit' • of the paper was there.) The groi sat for a period and talked ab. themselves, got to know each other a little bit, and discussed goals and experiences already taken in school. (Mulligan who will graduate in May, had many to relate, which was definitely a positive mark for the group) They discussed other issues like being a non - traditional student and turning forty, and surviving in a world where it is attractive for youth to be older, and it is at tractive for the older to be more youthful. It proved to be a positive experience for all who attended fK^? e frT01^ an commented, "i think if I hadn't decided to come to this session here, today, I would have put off going back to school for another few years, but now I'd lomorr„„ e " ter « timJ 5 ? ice ta be back a§ am. to full waUieS" 8, and inconsistant TpHnp K m f Sn ° Wf m the middla of short hm hia h 3S fun t0 have those short but big days of learning too. movies miain such as "Emmanuael objectionable in their Pat Hensiak Bob Kiesling Tony Rogers Tori Murray Masood Shafiq Kevin McKay Andy Buchanan Karen Norwood Jeff Wicks Jolene Torkilsen treatment of women. Mr. Scl wartz raises the question of why: is not considered degrading fo men to appear in pornographi movies. His letter states: " personally have never had an feelings of degradation o dehumanization from these films nor do I know anybody (male o: female) who has." I have t< wonder just how many female; Mr. Schwartz has questionec regarding their feelings towarc the treatment of women in por nography. Also, if Mr. Schwartz is familiar with "these movies", as his letter implies that he is, ther surely he is aware of the "power imbalance of male domination / female submission" which pervades the "plot" of such films. (Women Against Pornography, N.Y., N.Y.). Why would men, Mr. Continued On Page Three (ganger Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Ad Manager Distribution Manager Assistant Business Manager Buenker - ^MH'ips ercar By^ r e, . Maureen Burke, Jeanne Patricia Cumbie Dan rv!? k ,e " 0/ Catherine Chaffee, Kortendick, John Koval?^°^f r/ Michael Kailas, Carol Rayburn, Napolean SrirK u ' Robb Luehr ' Kathy rancfb Scarbrough, Jennie Tunkiecz. danger is w ritten anrf h** rcy'K'Sss,," ™' park!lae """"" *"" v Wr?terfpRermPrin,ed bV the u^onncSpae?a d ,^ipuVb e r rh eXCePf dUring breakS and holidayS' All cnrr« I, n IS rePuired for reorint nt ub,ishm9 Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin. Park^wt n" Should be address^ ?°r,ion °' RANGER. Letters "o £? Um' VerSi,y °' W' SC° nSin eluded Wfnh 00 6 * inch - ar gins aAMP[enP:' , rrJ ,,en ' doublespaced on s tandard size SZ w „ V! ri ' ica,ion - mUSt be si9ned and a telephone number In - befamaw" editoria " Privileges" in reZ'Jnn ? ublica,lon ™ Thursday. The RANGER aetamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, March 24,1983 3 More people, than most 1,200 handicapped T. - of them children RaoVn? 3^ ^ lu e f ° Urth annua ^ Racine - Kenosha Very SDecial Arts Festival March 15 at Parkside. The festival, one of a number of similar festivals being held around the country, had the largestnumber of participants in the nation. The festival offered handicapped persons hands - on workshop experience, featuring performances and exhibits involving both the fine and performing arts. About 80 artists, performers and craftsmen from nosha ' R acine and Milwaukee areas were involved. A number of volunteers from student and community organizations assisted with the program. Festival participants came from the Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts, Racine County Schools and adult centers in Racine and Kenosha Counties. They included mentally handicapped, hearing impaired, visually impaired, orthopedically handicapped, learning disabled, behavioral disabled and those with chronic diseases. The festival was organized by the Very Special Arts Festival Committee, an organization of area educators and other interested community residents. It is funded by businesses and service organizations in Racine and Kenosha, and by the National Committee on Arts for the Handicapped, an educational affiliate of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Co - directors of the festival were Eadie Koch of the Racine Unified School District, and Buddy Couvion of Parkside. The Festival ran on the concourse level of Parkside's academic complex. In conjunction with the festival, an art show of works by handicapped people was also on display in the Comm Arts Gallery the day of the festival. Letter Continued From Page Two Sbbw^tz included, feel degraded? Those in power are the beneficiaries of such imbalance. Pornography is made by men, for men. 5. Again, I feel the point was missed jn regard to the self - hatred women develop when they compare themselves unfavorably to women in pornographic films. Mr. Schwartz indicates that men too have these feelings of inadequacy in regard to their appearance. The difference lies, in the fact that women are socialized from birth to measure their worth in terms of physical beauty. Men do not have to "answer for" their physical "imperfections" on a day to day basis. Their identities are not dependant upon their appearance alone. Women on the other hand, are judged continuously for what they look like. After years of socialization, this is of primary concern to many women and becomes an internalized quest. I am in agreement with Mr. Schwartz that the movies shown in the Union Cinema should be representative of the majority. We differ however, in the definition of who the majority is. Mr. Schwartz seems to believe that P.A.B. is representing the majority in this case. In actuality, P.A.B. is the minority attempting to make decisions for the majority. I am not advocating censorship, nor is anyone else who opposes the movie "Emmanuel." We are challenging people to open their minds, and as Mr. Schwartz says in his letter, "look at all sides of an issue." Carol A. Frank Very Special Arts Festival livens Parkside during Spring Break andicaDnod . ... AN UNUSUAL SIGHT during an otherwise quiet break, elementary students and their teachers from the Racine and Kenosha school districts crowded the halls last Tuesday (above). Below, one of the many workshops held during the Festival, a story hour. Photos b y M asood s hatiq Alumni's Phonathon nets '13,000 Over $16,000 in pledges and matching contributions was collected during the UW - Parkside Alumni Association's first annual fund - raising campaign, which ended last week. The money will go for a new merit scholarship program at UW - P and books and periodicals for the university library. More than 70 volunteers, including UW - P arkside graduates and current students, conducted a phonathon to solicit contributions, held nightly last week Sunday t h r o u g h T h u r s d a y ( M a r . 6-10 ). The phonathon garnered a total of $13,817, including $11,982 in pledges and $1,835 in matching contributions from area firms including American Motors Corp. and S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. Of 1,850 alumni contacted during the phonathon, 614, or 34%, pledged specific amounts and 206, or 15%, said they would consider contributing. Thomas Krimmel, Director of Development and Alumni Affaire at UW - P, said research shows that a 20 to 25% favorable response rate is considered good for phonathons in general. A mail campaign launched in January attracted $2,004 in contributions, and $400 in matching funds. Schon to be be Distinguished Visiting Scholar James Burke, television host and documentary writer for the British Broadcasting Corp. whose series on the history of technology, "Connections," drew widespread praise when aired in the U. S. in 1979, will be one of two Honors Program Distinguished Visiting Scholars at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside this semester. Burke will visit UW - P a r k s i d e A p r i l 4-5. That brought the total amount pledged, collected and expected in matching contributions to $16,221. Krimmel said the original goal was $8,000. "The enormously enthusiastic response by UW - Parkside alumni illustrates the high level of commitment our graduates have to their alma mater," he said. "Even in difficult economic times our graduates showed how deeply they care for UW - Parkside." Jan Oechler, a 1982 UW - Parkside graduate, attracted the most pledges during the phonathon, raising $1,010. Susan Wesley, a 1974 gr aduate, chaired the fund - raising campaign. DONALD SCHON Donald A. Schon, Ford Professor of Urban Affairs and Education at the Massachusetts Institute of Te chnology, who is an authority on creativity and technical innovation, will visit the c a m p u s M ay 2-4. The visits are being coordinated by students in UW - Parkside's Honors Program, which is directed by Professor of Communications Lee Thayer. Agendas of the visiting scholars, both of whom will meet with students as well as the general public, will be available soon. Burke, who holds bachelor's and master's degrees in English literature from Oxford University and believes each technological breakthrough is the result of a long series of seemingly unrelated discoveries, has written and hosted several TV documentaries, two of which have been broadcast nationally in the U. S., "Connections," by PBS and "The Inventing of America," by NBC in 1979. Schon is interested in the process of stimulating technical creativity and organizational learning. He holds a bachelor's degree from Yale University and master's and PhD degrees from Harvard. He has written more than 50 articles for professional and scholarly journals and is the author of fiv e books, two of which currently are available at UW - P's Campus Store. APRIL 8, 1983 7:00 p.m. Eagles Club Door Prizes Enter and win a vacation to Florida! (18 and ovar) laitocclni 0g0 V Cream of Kenosha's Manhood! Ticket prices: $5:00 advance $6.00 door Tickets available at Bidingers. Club Cagney, That's Entertainment. The Halrport. Make checks payable to Warn Bam Singing Telegram' To enler. call 553-9095 SPONSORED BY Warn Bam Singing Telegram Kenosha Milwaukee. Madison Los Angeles Philharmonic Metropolitan Opera Chicago Symphony St. Paul Chamber Orchestra Berlin Philharmonic international Festivals Weeknights at 8:30 p.m. and throughout the weekend . Thursday, March 24, 1983 • •••• SNAP Student Nurses At Parkside, St. Luke's and GTI will be holding a benefit dance on Mar. 24 featuring "The Britins" at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. All proceeds will go to the Special Olympics. Advance tickets are available at the Union Information Desk, or from a SNAP member. PSGA Parkside's Student Government Association will have a meeting on Friday, Mar. 25at 3 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. Chemistry Club The Chemistry Club will sponsor a tour of the Waukegan Commonwealth Edison Coal Fired Power Plant. The trip is scheduled for Friday, April 8. The van will leave from the Union Bazaar at 1 p.m. A sign up sheet is posted outside Greenquist 108. PSE This is your personal invitation to increase your chances to land that good job. Attend a talk given by Mr. Jud Miner, President and National Sales Director of Anographics Corp., of Burr Ridge, 111. You will be able to sharpen your skills as a professional. Miner will speak on the topics of integrity through personal motivation and what it means to have a competitive edge in the job market. Sailing Club The UW - Parkside Sailing Club has been reorganized. The old club was disbanded about three years ago, when its advisor was transferred to Madision. The new club is going about the business of budgeting and needs interested Club Events • •••• people to attend a meeting to set up an activity schedule. The president, Scott Goebel, is currently a PSGA senator and has been active in the Racine Yacht Club for years. He can be contacted in the PSGA office after 10 a. m. any day but Thursday. "We will organize a meeting for sometime in the next few weeks," he said. SWEA A concern of m ajor importance to all in the education field is the topic of job contracts. Reg Debroux, a teacher from Appleton and an active member of WEAC, will be speaking on bargaining and what to look for in job contracts. Debroux will be here on Wednesday, Mar. 30 at 7 p.m. in Union 104-106. The meeting is open to all interested persons. Comm 220 class The students of the Comm 220 Class will be holding a workshop on research in employee attitudes at 4 p.m. on Mar. 31 in MOLN D105. William Whyte, Director of Personnel at Snap-On Tools Corp. of Kenosha, will be talking about methods of gathering and analyzing information on employee attitudes and the benefits of this information to both the employee and the employer. The workshop is free and open to the public. Business Club Today, at 4 p .m. in MOLN 163 there will be a workshop on effective communication in business. The workshop will focus on writing in the public relations, advertising and selling areas. 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Capsule College participants chose from more than 130 courses on subjects as diverse as relaxation therapy, theater appreciation and sex without fear The faculty for Capsule College was drawn from the University of Wisconsin System as well as various community agencies, institutions, businesses and professions. After just a dozen years, Capsule College, one of the first short - term "community colleges" in the nation, has more than 11,000 alumni. CAROLE JARR, of Kenosha, fashions a miniature dol I during a class on making items for doll houses. Think P iece Continued From Page Two (nothing or everything) between the two people, by using the words we have and by giving them whatever emphasis we do, we are creating an image and that's what we talk about. Here's where so many people run into trouble. They take that image as being the thing itself. Through this process an innocent evening between two friends can become a passionate romp between a sex kitten and a stud. Whenever the image is taken as being the thing itself, detrimental consequences can arise for those holding that belief. And unfortunately these people are usually among the majority. I suppose some solace might be found in a saying we in the communication department have: Whatever Natalie tells me about John tells me more about Natalie than it does about John. What this is proposing is that the way we describe something lends insight as to what type of person we are. Applying this to our theme, we might say that whenever someone is gossiping, the potential is there for us to learn more about that person than about the gossip. It's a hell of a concept knowing that we can create people, situations, and even worlds with words. It's important to remember that this is the process we are participating in when we gossip; that we are not discussing people or what they did but we are creating people and their situations. University of Wisconsin—Parkside Box No. 2000 Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 i ¥ MEMORANDUM TO: FROM: March 1 4, 1983 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Carol J. Cashen, Chair Carla Stoffle James Shea Mary Power j. Tom Krimmel Esther Letven Jim Kreuser SUBJECT: Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Chancellor Alan Guskin has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service. The above named s election committee has been established by the ArJLi. Staff Committee to establish criteria, invite nominations and recommend^ J to the Chancellor. Should a member of the selection committee become a f the award, he/she will resign from the committee. candidate for ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academic staff who ho ld appointments of 507 Mm* o r may be nominated. Those with Joint instructional/non-instructional r (specialists/adjuncts) will be eligible for their non-teaching activities a ! ! % those eligible is attached to the nomination form. Questions ah. , !? be directed to the chairperson. Any member of the UV-Parks?de I!™'?" 8 " 111** or cne UW Pa rkside community may n ominate. CRITERIA Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demnn^r.K!, w r. University of Wisconsin-Parkside or the campus community and'which bene J its u the quired performance of his/her normal duties or Job responsibi 1\ u re~ i.e., "above and beyond the call of duty." e Unlv ersity, Further, it is expected that such distinguished servi™ . . , , professional training; could have been one significant a M 1 reJ ated to his/her tern of exemplary service over the yeari""7t UW-ParWc<a ac ci* lt;y or service or a pated or accomplished on and/or off campus. ' 3 could have been performPROCEDURE FOR NO MINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms Union and Main Place. All of the information 3t Informat ion kiosks in the supplied. n re4uested on the form must be 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence atn 3. Deadline for nominations is Friday, April 29*'iS? aPPropriate. 4. Persons who a re nominated will be nntifl / additional relevant Information. a " d glVen an °PP or tunity to supply 5. The recipient will be announced'at the fall n- cne tall convocation. Questions may be directed to the rh=< the Chairperson, Carol J. ca.han, ext. 2608. Jtional opportunities to many HUNDREDSOF PEOPLE pack Molinaro Hall to register for Capsule College. Oscar opinions offered Cuzner and Dr. Who hit the airwaves by Tony Rogers Feature Editor I've got great news for Ron Cuzner and Dr. Who fans. Sound confusing? Let me explain. Ron Cuzner, after a fairly long absence on the Milwaukee airwaves, is back on the air with 'the dark side.' Cuzner was hired by WLUM radio in Milwaukee, which features a soul / funk format. However, Cuzner has his old midnight to six time slot back, and his jazz format as well. WLUM is located at 102 on the FM dial, so jazz lovers tune in and rejoice! More good news. Channel 10, WMVS in Milwaukee, has purchased the entire Tom Baker package of 'Dr. Who' episodes. The show will air Friday nights at 10:30, and then repeat Saturday afternoons at 2 p. m. ^he best news is that the show starts tomorrow night! So you die - hard Whoites (myself included) can Opera Guild schedule The Parkside Opera Guild, now in its 14th year, announces the schedule of the Lyric Opera of Chicago's Saturday night D-l series for which the Guild arranges bus tours to Chicago. The operas are October l, Aida by Verdi (in Italian); October 15, Lady Macbeth of Mtsensk by Shostakovich (in English); October 29, La Cenerentola by Rossini (in Italian); November 12, Der Fliegende Hollander by Wagner (in German); and November 19, La Boheme by Puccini (in Italian). For further ticket and bus information call Parkside Opera Guild in care of Parkside, phone (414) 553-2312. Enrollment is limited, and immediate response requested from those interested. by Dave Schroeder Soon the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will announce their choices for the top honors of the film industry. Everyone has their opinion of which picture or performer was their favorite, and which picture or performer the Academy will pick. I will be giving you my opinion in three sections: The Top Acting Honors, The Top Overall Picture Honors (Picture, Director, Screenplay), and the Forgotten Awards (Costume, Set, Makeup, and Other Designs). The Acting Honors are very difficult to predict this year, especially in the men's categories. So I think I will start with the Supporting category first, and rate the actors in reverse order of the strength of their performance. Leslie Ann Warren (Victor, Victoria) turned in a very fine performance, but it is not up to par with the rest of the women in this category. Teri Garr (Tootsie). I'm glad that this actress is finally getting the recognition she deserves. She was hilarious as Hoffman's acting student, friend, and sometimes lover, but her part was not as substantial as the rest in this category, and I don't think she has the political clout to get the award this time around. Glenn Close (The World According to Garp) gave a very compelling performance as Garp's mother, and I was pleasantly surprised to see her nomination considering it was her first screen role. Jessica Lange (Tootsie). Boy, has this girl come a long way. In the short time since her acting debut in King Kong (or disaster, depending on how you look at it), she has developed that certain sense of presence that I always thought some actors were just born with. Wonderful in Tootsie, and the top contender for the award because of her double nomination. Kim Stanley (Frances) was superb as Frances' obsessed mother, turning out the finest performance of the ladies in this category. My Pick — Ki m Stanley. The Academy will probably pick — Je ssica Lange Best Supporting Actor This was the hardest category to pick from, but Charles Durning (The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas) is easy to weed out when others more deserving of the nomination were looked over. John Lithgow (The World According to Garp), as the SOPHIES CHOICE watch this wonderful show Friday nights on channel ten, Saturday mornings at 9 a. m. on channel 11, Saturday afternoons on ten, and then Sunday nights at 11 p. m. on channel 11.1 know what I'm going to be doing on the weekends. Philadelphia Eagle - turned - woman, was perfect and is well deserving of this nomination, but was not good enough to win it. Robert Preston (Victor, Victoria) was hilarious as Julie Andrews' homosexual friend. The funniest man in drag of the year. (Yes, even funnier than Dustin Hoffman.) Louis Gosset, Jr. (An Officer and a Gentleman). One of the two top seeds for this award. Superior as the tough Drill Sergeant shaping his rag - tag battalion, Gosset's fine characterization made it very difficult for me to make my final choice. James Mason (The Verdict). What made me choose James Continued On Page Six WE'LL PAY YOU TO GET INTO SHAPE THIS SUMMER. Bookcases Now on Sale! 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For more information, contact your Professor of Military Science. ARMY ROTC. BEALLYOUCANBE. Contact address ENROLLMENT OFFICER MARQUETTE UNIV. ARMY ROTC CALL COLLECT (414) 224-7195/7229 6 Thursday, March 24, 1983 RANGER Frances" is painful to watch, but Lange is well worth seeing by Tony Rogers-Feature Editor "Frances" is a story of one woman's desperation and frustration, hopelessness and eventual destruction. The film is, at times, agonizing to wateh, and in the end truly depressing. But Jessica Lange's shining performance as depression - era movie starlet Frances Farmer is well worth seeing. The film is one of the best I've seen for some time. This chronicle of Farmer's life begins with a demonstration of her intelligent and rebellious personality. In her staid home town, Farmer writes a high school essay of the death of God. Of course, this prompts a local uproar, but Frances "stands by her guns." Eventually she wins an acting competition and travels, against her mother's wishes, to the Soviet Union on an acting tour. Returning to the states, and to Hollywood', F armer is swallowed up on the repressive contract - player system so prevalent in the 1930's, where stars were "owned" by their studios and had no creative control over what roles they played, or how they would be played. Finding her parts stilted and flat, Farmer moves to New York, and Broadway. For a time she finds a satisfying life in the theater — sh e has a challenging role in a successful play, and is in love with the play's author. But when the entourage moves to London, Frances is dumped — by the troupe and her lover. Frances returns to Hollywood only to become involved in some sleazoid movie productions. She grows increasingly frustrated, and feels that she "can't escape." Her behavior becomes somewhat erratic and she begins drinking. Finally, she is arrested after assaulting a makeup assistant, and as an alternative to prison is placed in a home for the mentally ill. Eventually Frances is put in the custody of her mother, leaving her mother to decide whether she is sane or not. The problem is that Frances wants to give up her life of sta rdom and live quietly, while her mother wants to live vicariously in Frances' fame. This leads to the film's tragic end, one of the most difficult and painful film sequences I have ever watched. Jessica Lange is brilliant as. Frances Farmer. She injects the role with the same spirit and sensitivity that we sense Farmer actually had. To watch the slow destruction of this woman was heartbreaking, and more emotionally disturbing than even "Sophie's Choice." This could not have been accomplished without an extremely strong performance from Lange. Both Meryl Streep and Jessica Lange have been nominated for best actress, and although I think Streep will probably take the award, Lange is equally deserving with this fine performance. Technically, Streep's role may have been slightly more difficult (learning Polish, adopting an accent) but Lange very effectively conveys the terror of a free spirit imprisoned and crushed. This film is excellent and the kind of material that Jessica Lange deserves. Oscars Continued From Page Five Mason over Lou Gosset, Jr.? Their performances were very much at an equal level until one part of T he Verdict, where Mason revealed his genius. All at once in the final court scenes, he riveted the audience as he became rattled, which was something that the character which he portrayed does not do often. This stroke of genius is what earned him my choice over any of the others. My Pick — James Mason. The Academy's pick — Lou Gosset, Jr. Best Actress Julie Andrews (Victor, Victoria). Sorry Julie, you were very funny, but you didn't convince me you were a man as much as your Co - st ar convinced me he was a woman. Debra Winger (An Officer and a Gentleman). She surprised me as Richard Gere's love interest. A very sensitive and warm portrayal, but she won't get the award. Sissy Spacek (Missing). Riveting in her portrayal of the wife of a missing reporter in South America. A fine performance, but it was not as fine as the remaining two in this category. Besides, she just won hers a couple of years ago. Jessica Lange (Frances). A stunning performance as the tragic Frances Farmer. Through her this movie lived, and this performance is definite Oscar quality, but because of the last woman in this category's strong performance, Lange will not get it this time around. However, I do believe she will win Best Supporting Actress, not so much for her Tootsie role, but as second prize for her Frances portrayal. Meryl Streep (Sophie's Choice). WOW!! All I can say is that this is the Actress of the Eighties. As Sophie, Streep has turned in the finest screen performance in any movie of a ny actress that I have ever seen. Strong words, huh? And I mean them. This is the runaway winner for this award for this year. My Pick, AND the Academy's pick — Me ryl Streep. Best Actor Another very difficult category to assess. But, much harder to pick the Academy's choice than my own. Peter O'Toole (My Favorite Year). I know that I will get a lot of flack from certain friends of mine on this one. Peter, I think that your performance was wonderful, but not nearly as fine as the other four. As far as I'm concerned, the University of Wisconsin Platteville :.isuje b :; r; See Castles in the Air AND LEARN YOUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD "If you have built castles in the air, now put the foundations under them." Daw*jhoreau Study in London for S2675 per semester. Includes air fare, tuition, field trips, family stay with meals. Programs also in Aix-en-Provence, France Copenhagen, Denmark Dublin, Ireland Florence, Italy Heidelberg, Germany Israel (various locations) Lugano, Switzerland Puebla, Mexico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria Seville, Spain For further information, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs University of Wisconsin—Platteville 725 West Main Street Platteville, Wisconsin 53818 608-342-1726 No foreign language proficiency is r equired. next three are tied for second place, so the next three are in alphabetical order. Dustin Hoffman (Tootsie). Yes, Robert Preston may have been funnier, but Dustin Hoffman made Dorothy come to life as a totally different character from Michael. This is, I feel, his best performance to date. Ben Kingsley (Gandhi). I am certain that no one else other than this man could have possibly attempted to play this peaceful warrior. And if anyone had, I would not have enjoyed the movie at all. „ Jack Lemmon (Missing). Jack once again proves he can make us really mad at the establishment as he did in The China Syndrome. A v ery powerful performance. Paul Newman (The Verdict). He has really earned this year's award for his compelling and understated performance as a down and out, alcoholic lawyer. His creation was just one notch above the rest. My Pick — Pa ul Newman. The Academy's pick — either Paul Newman or Ben Kingsley. Here are some people that were overlooked for their performances in these categories: Best Supporting Actress — Charlotte Rampling (The Verdict), Drew Barrymore (E.T.). Best Supporting Actor — Robert McNaughton (E.T.), Jack Warden (The Verdict), Sydney Pollack (Tootsie), Kevin Kline (Sophie's Choice). Best Actor — Craig Wasson (Four Friends), Henry Thomas (E.T.), Richard Gere (An Officer and a Gentleman), Peter MacNichol (Sophie's Choice), and almost the entire cast of Diner. I Downtown/Kenosha Regency Mall/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear wmm/Qti?. Taste the difference Kraeusening makes. ON TAP AT UNION SQUARt Thursday, March 24, 1983 Men's Track Preischel gains success in walking Ktf Pi L2 _ n • His motivation for racing is having fun, and of course to be the best in the country. He added, nace walking is great, it's fun, and the competition is at a high level. I do it to see how well I can do, I don't know, just to do well and have fun." by Patricia Cumbie Parkside is well - known for its racewalking, as it has produced many world class walkers such as Jim Heiring, Ray Sharp and Tommy Edwards. Senior Will Preischel seems to be following this tradition. At Nationals recently, Will placed 6th, although much of his indoor season has been hampered by a pulled hamstring. Preischel is majoring in Electrical Engineering Technology, and may graduate this semester. Will started his race walking career when he was a senior in high school in Buffalo, N.Y. "My high school coach got me interested and told me about Parkside and the coaches here. Parkside has the best race walkers in the country, so I came here. Coach DeWitt is an excellent coach," he commented. He races for the Chicago Track Club when he is not racing for Parkside, which is usually in the summer. However, this summer he may go to a training camp in Colorado. If he doesn't go he will stay here in Wisconsin and train with DeWitt. Last summer was rather ill - fated in that he injured his ankle last May. This January he pulled a hamstring in his left knee and he wasn't in peak form, even though, he came in 6th in the USA W alk Racing Nationals in New York on March 4. "At Nationals this year I wasn't even in good shape because SPORT NEWS SHOOTING TEAM RESULTS National Guard Parkside II CMI Bodven's Railroad Products Alfredo's Marty's Paradise Lanes Western Publishing Parkside I Hole Crew Southway Supply Colonial Liquor 15-5 14-6 14-6 12-8 12-8 11-9 11-9 11-9 9-11 8-12 8-12 8-12 7-13 Sports Show Jalensky's Sports Headquarters will sponsor the second annual Southeastern Wisconsin Spring Sports Show to be held at Racine's Westgate Mall. This year's show will be March 24-27 from 9-9 Thursday - Saturday and 10-5 on Sunday. Over 50 manufacturers of fine fishing tackle and sporting goods, along with several area sportsmen's clubs and groups, will have displays set up for the public. Ten seminars on different topics relating to fishing and boating will be presented over the four day show. Nationally known pro fishermen and guides including Tony Portincaso and pro muskie guide Joe Bucher will be speaking on topics of interest to all anglers. Several demonstrations and "Mini - Clinics" will be conducted throughout the duration of the show. The show is free of charge and open to the public. Fencing Nationals Sam Waller, of Kenosha, will be Parkside's entry in the 39th NCAA National Fencing Championship to be held at UW - Parkside on March 24-26. Waller, fencing the sabre, qualified March 5 at the Great Lakes meet held at the University of Detroit. This will be Sam's second time at the Nationals. There will be 36 fencers in each of the three weapons — foil, sabre and epee — representing approximately 50 teams from throughout the nation. Fencing each day starts at 9:30 a.m. and spectators are welcome. This is Parkside's third time hosting the NCAA Na tional meet. Thursday's competition will eliminate 12 men in each event, setting up 24 - man round robin matches Friday and Saturday. Opening day competition could continue until approximately 5:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday matches should run until 2 or 3 p.m. Both team and individual championships will be contested, with the top six fencers in each weapon earning All - American honors. The entire fieldhouse floor will be the site of t he action which takes place on twelve 54 - foot strips. Epee, which includes the entire body as a target, and foil, which is confined to the torso, are "thrusting" weapons and touches (points) are recorded electronically. Sabre is a thrusting or cutting weapon whose target is the upper body and relies on judges to determine successful slashes or thrusts. Coach Loran Hein, who has turned out two national champions and a World University team member in his 17 years at Parkside and the two - year UW Center in Kenosha which preceded it, tabs Wayne State as the team to beat. I got hurt. Just think what I could have done if I wasn't," Will said. Like any athlete, his racing career has had a few highs and lows. Will said, "As for low points I guess was last summer when I got hurt in May. I hurt my left ankle, I just wrecked it. The high point was being ranked 11th in "Track and Field" magazine. You know you've made it when you're in that magazine; it's THE runners magazine." Parkside being a commuter school, most of the students are from the Racine - Kenosha area, and can't figure out why anyone in their right mind would come from Buffalo to Parkside. Will's reason makes very good sense, though. "The race walking program is the best in the country. Everyone else has heard of P arkside around the country, except those people around here." Getting ready for an athletic event is an important part of competing. When asked how he handled such large national meets he replied, "I used to get nervous at all those big meets. You have to have confidence, and I just concentrate of w hat I have to do. At this last meet in New York there were thousands of people. It doesn't bother me anymore." Coming Events Thursday, Mar. 24 ~ ,aken from 10:30 a - m- ,0 2 P- min WLLC, Alcove 105. Sponsored by the Parkside r.a n Office. LECTURE The speaker public. MOVIE "R , door is $1 to. nder Differences, Power Relations and Harassment" at 3:30 p. m. in CA 129. 1 ^ of. B. Gendron of UW - Milwaukee. The program is free and open to the ^G) will be shown at 3:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the uunoircuno de studenf and *1 f ° r fluest. Sponsored by PAB. j '°' r and ,he World of Investments" at 7 p. m. in MOLN 107. Call ext. 2047 for more information. C ?^ RAfJ,'.!. nVc S,in9 Those Hard Earned Dollars" starts at 7 p. m. in Tallent Hall. Call ext. 2312' rm occic; sP° n s°red by UW - Extension. UW Exten"«v^ ana ° ement Counse,inS" starts at 7:30 P- mln Tallent Hall. Sponsored by Mfeatsf hav?been Csoid° b ' ect of Desire " wi " be shown at 7:30 P- m-the Union Cinema. All " T. he BI l,ins " at 8:30 p- m. in Union Square. Advance tickets are available at union information Center; admission is $3.50 now or $4 a the door. Sponsored by SNAP. .. no m Friday,Mar.25 MOVIE "Rorkl i P i'vwin^ nmn u Squarefea1urin9 " The Dancln ' Machine." Sponsored by PAB. DINNER K J P Ji Wi be reP eated at 1 p- ™ a " d ot7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets are ivuailaKif ? n ? Town House - The speaker is Eleanor Hayes of Channel 12. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. waw.e ,,-r-u Saturday, Mar. 26 seats are sold Ure ° b ' eCt ° f Desire " willbe repeated at 8:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. All DThea^re VTh^^rcKBa "? , '4 JaZZ' Modern a " d TaP s,ar,s at 1:1* P- >n the Com. Arts Parkside Dan^ Ensembi'e. f ° r ParkS ' de S,UdentS ' ° therS PaV $12 " SP° nsored b* »he MOVIE "Rocky 111" (PG) will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday,Mar.29 MOVi E Reds (PG) will be shown at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Sponsored by PAB. ceuiuad,,. Wednesday, Mar. 30 The Pvema ice f™^Ten in . F iims of ,he For,ies " bV Frances Kavenik at 12 noon in Union movif"bT" ?,K0pen t0 ,he public - Sponsored by the Women's Studies Program, , (PG ^" be reP eat e d a» 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Thlr,r7^r»l, er« r ° B®lland and Nicolee Teegarden at 3:30 p. m. in the Com. Arts Gallery. The program is free and open to the public. ' PAdIi«i^r Ji«e tee inb!I r l, a ?5 er ? by Thea,re x of Milwaukee at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. fnfnrmi?i™ Parkside students and $3.50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union information Center. Sponsored by PAB. AIR FORCE EXPERIENCE IT'S SECOND TO NONE! pRese'£roa • Fo£^ e ?^ r l a i econd ° r ce o« 3 and b7 d ^9ree • '"isX29 • U.S. Air Force experimental prototype developed by Grumman Aerospace can ?t n*ir ,r our l^rin 3 conIn s urhd ' n9a h'n<iiv icluai qUe dear ° e*>o f n?0 *°Uld h L explore % eer>ng- ° Ms^ona„ Th, eoet;»«Co;;'y.'6, 9ram th F °^iic° P r o 'ldof^<°enter£e ""'que ° rce officer" >W» On a* 9tiAir 5 5 * . 6 Q r c | > * 9 a . * s 'cfe area .' Ed Corr>>ngay^'on car eve*- ^•«'rFZri° Potions'3 to *11 The Air p^ nAirpJ- Conl'" the - Orisirt dn lead- ,°f3n , le9e ? n9es artH ^°Ursp// ,Quired ****** area. 5^ a "enge lf the dt»Jr to us r» , reer, " is n d5 a// s «- Perf. Pri We'Un a(e nn'3'^you Boettc*Z P *n. p "eve c«//. 8 Thursday, March 24,1983 RANGER Soort Shots Luehr looks back on the '83 basketball season by Robb Luehr There's a new kid on the professional sports block. It's the new United States Football League (USFL). Optimism is running high among the league officials, and with good reason. They have some quality players (most of them will play for Chicago) and they have some experienced coaches. But most of all, they have financial backing, in the form of TV contracts with ABC and ESPN totaling $36 million. Not too bad, eh?? Well.... The season begins on March 6 with 5 games being played. Don't expect any one of t hese games to be very well played; after all, the teams have only been practicing for a month. In fact, the USFL has only been around officially for about 10 months. It may take a few weeks before we see some cohesive team play. Lets take a look at the teams in the new league. Head coaches' names in parenthesis: Atlantic Division — Boston Breakers (Dick Coury), New Jersey Generals (Chuck Fairbanks), Philadelphia Stars (Jim Mora), Washington Federals (Ray Jauch). Central Division — Birmingham Stallions (Rollie Dotsch), Chicago Blitz (George Allen), Michigan Panthers (Jim Stanley), Tampa Bay Bandits (Steve Spurrier). Pacific Division — Arizona Wranglers (Doug Shively); Denver Gold (Red Miller); Los Angeles Express (Hugh Campbell), Oakland Invaders (John Ralston). As you look at the list of coaches, there are a few familiar names, but what about the rest? A couple are former Canadian Football League head coaches, a couple are former college assistant coaches, and the rest are former NFL assistants. Now for the players. The people who run this league have pulled off something that they weren't expected to. They were able to get some name players to sign with them. Among the notables are Stan White, former linebacker with, most recently, the Detroit Lions; Virgil Livers, former corner back with the Bears; and Mike Rae, former back - up to Kenny Stabler at Oakland with the Raiders. The surprising turn was the ability to sign many quality college draft choices, such as Tim Wrightman and Tim Spencer from Ohio State, David Greenwood CLASSIFIEDS ARCHAEOLOGY/TRAVEL: Excavate a biblical site, 6 credits, 1983 Summer Session. Call (608) 262-9785 for information. TYPING, in my home. Professional, speedy service, student rates. Call Debbie at 681- 3522. BOOK SALE: "Presidents, Politics, and Americana." A special collection at the Old Book Corner, Martha Merrell's Bookstore, 312 - 6 th St., Racine. Used and hard to find titles at paperback prices. ROOMMATE - share 2 bedroom at Woodcreek over summer. Phone 552-9528. PERSONALS ELLIOTT: Only 37 more days until May! H.B. STAR TR EK: Interested in chartering bus to St. Louis convention: call 886 5994 or 658- 2885. CHUCK: I've got to know —will the rain hurt the rhubarb?! P.D.: Preciousness is not something to be ashamed of. K.M. MASOOD SHAFIQ would like to thank all the thinking students who voted for him. TO ALL STUDENTS who helped with the Very Special Arts Festival: It was great fun! See you next year. PAT: How do you spell Broo-HAHA??? Is it anything like Pinochle??? MOLLY: You're a wild party thrower, and the people who attended were fun. They're even better than BLUE MONDAY PAR TIES!!! So there. I.J.L., Inc. ED: You made the party everything it was, including fun! BLANCHE: Darling, the weather you go out in is absolutely insane!! See you in Spain darling!! JACK: Just because the people you wanted to win the election did, doesn't mean they were the best choice. Less than 200 votes doesn't say much. Ben PAT: The fun we'll have over the summer makes up for the work time we have to have now. Pat JO: Pat and I di dn't fight this Tuesday. Pat LOU: Glad you're back, and you're always the winner in my heart. Ed LOU: You and Molly and I w ill have to go to lunch soon. What the hell, Ed. RANGER STAFF: Be prepared for one of the funnest issues of the years; April 1. A PARKSIDE PLAYER aims for two. from Wisconsin, and Herschel Walker. It is my belief that, despite the fact that practice time has been short, and despite the fact that most of the coaches are going to have rough going during the season, this league will survive this year and will be around for at least a few years to come. The league's big advantage is playing in the spring and early summer, so there is no competition from the NFL. Baseball shouldn't affect them much either, because USFL games are only on weekends and Monday nights. Besides, you have six months to see baseball. So, based on all factors, this thing called the USFL should survive (for a while). I mentioned Herschel Walker before. You would have to have jus come from a cave if you don't know what has happened in relation to Mr. Walker. Herschel Walker has become an instant millionaire. He has signed a three year, $5 million contract with the New Jersey Generals of the USFL. He will get $1 million a year for playing, and a $1.5 million signing bonus. All last week, Herschel denied that he was even talking to the Generals. The NCAA investigated reports that he had signed already and, according to his agent, he signed the contract on Feb. 17, six days before he admitted doing it. However, the first version of the contract had a 24 - hour escape clause, so he could turn down the offer. But in signing in the first place, the University of Georgia declared him ineligible to finish his college career. On Wednesday, he officially signed the pact that will probably seta new precedent for salaries in pro football. I was angered and disappointed that Herschel Walker became a professional. Because of this, he is now unable to compete in the Olympics. He probably will finish his education at Georgia, but he can't play football. I truly thought Herschel had more sense than to screw up his college football career. He was only about 850 yards short of Tony Dorsett's record for career rushing yards. Besides that, he was a certain first -round draft choice in the NFL. He would have only had to wait for one year to be rolling in the money. But as Walker said in a statement released by his agent, In denying I signed a contract (last week), I made a mistake. No one realizes more than I that I am a human being. I ask for your forgiveness." * * * Sports Shots Shots: Billy Martin is STILL with the Yankees . . . Last week former #1 North Carolina lost three straight basketball games, and the University of Nevada - Las Vegas became the ffl team in the nation for the first time in its history . . . And finally, Marvelous is not just a nickname for Marvin Hagler, it is legally part of his name: his full legal name is Marvelous Marvin Hagler. Believe it, or don't. topped] • • • • . T^Hirt for men and ^Rk - Jam This red O & Sftb2ombed cotton rder now; ^^ ombed Lubbock, Texas 79491 Name_ College Address Adult sizes only. Specify quantitv T-shirt @ $4.95 ea., S M l Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 11, issue 23, March 24, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-03-24 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System academic policies committee community donald kummings faculty senate parkside student government association (PSGA) Stuart Rubner